The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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This is the result of President Trump's policy of decreasing regulation and freeing the naturally industrious and entrepreneurial spirit of America. Obama and his minions were opposed to any relaxation of government control, and we got eight years of malaise for their troubles.

Just get the hell out of the way and Americans can fix anything...even the marxist economic policy of a two-term president. What is frustrating is the categorical refusal of the MBM to recognize that Obama's economic policies were hopelessly flawed. Any rational analysis of economic trends will show an uptick in almost every measure that corresponds with the Trump economy. The good thing is that the American people aren't that dumb. They see the correlation and they like it!

Latest forecast: 4.2 percent -- October 10, 2018

The GDPNow model estimate for real GDP growth (seasonally adjusted annual rate) in the third quarter of 2018 is 4.2 percent on October 10, up from 4.1 percent on October 5. After this morning’s wholesale trade report from the U.S. Census Bureau and this morning's Producer Price Index release from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, the nowcast of the contribution of inventory investment to third-quarter real GDP growth increased from 2.09 percentage points to 2.20 percentage points.
This is an interesting snapshot of the current economy. I am unsure how accurate it is, but at least it is consistent. I wonder whether the ramp-up to Christmas is causing the increase in inventory investment? It makes sense, and might even be true!

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'Curse the Jews,' Yemen's Houthi rebel slogan handed out at university
Guess who backs the Houthis...

Go ahead...I'll wait.

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Look, I know this isn't fair. Wretchard is smart, and Matthew Yglesias is dumber than pretty much everyone on the planet.



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1 First!

Posted by: Maxwell Q. Klinger at October 11, 2018 11:00 AM (jjaLl)

2 and i sock fail first.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 11, 2018 11:00 AM (jjaLl)

3 Wow... better go call nood

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 11, 2018 11:00 AM (jjaLl)

4 Morning!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2018 11:01 AM (0tfLf)

5 Get on over and listen to @dbongino podcast from yesterday.

The true beginning of the Russia Collusion fairy tale is the dumbest true thing you will ever hear.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 11, 2018 11:02 AM (RIKJa)

6 That thread was getting old and stale anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:02 AM (9ZlHt)

7 Nice bird and bird holder.

Posted by: Octopussy at October 11, 2018 11:02 AM (/ZpB2)

8 5 Get on over and listen to @dbongino podcast from yesterday.

The true beginning of the Russia Collusion fairy tale is the dumbest true thing you will ever hear.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 11, 2018 11:02 AM (RIKJa)

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Hillary never went to WI?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:02 AM (9ZlHt)

9 Greetings:

Re: Funerals

Question: What would you like people to say about you at your funeral ???

Answer: Look, he's moving !!!

Posted by: 11B40 at October 11, 2018 11:02 AM (evgyj)

10 9 Greetings:

Re: Funerals

Question: What would you like people to say about you at your funeral ???

Answer: Look, he's moving !!!
Posted by: 11B40 at October 11, 2018 11:02 AM (evgyj)

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"He was a just and noble tyrant."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:03 AM (9ZlHt)

11 Your Yemen link goes right back to this post.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 11:03 AM (NWiLs)

12 Beautiful bird... The feathered one

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2018 11:04 AM (O2RFr)

13 I've often fantasized about Kanye, but now I think he's just going to *kick* my ass!

Posted by: Balding Don Lemon at October 11, 2018 11:04 AM (s21hu)

14 All I had was Morning cause I was in a hurry to be in the top ten.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2018 11:04 AM (0tfLf)

15

Muslim savages.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 11, 2018 11:05 AM (on08t)

16
The true beginning of the Russia Collusion fairy tale is the dumbest true thing you will ever hear.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 11, 2018 11:02 AM (RIKJa)


Don't know about that. I work in R&D.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2018 11:05 AM (BWL+E)

17 I cannot quite imagine having that ginormous flesh-rending bird beak that close to my face.

He wrote, with a cat in his lap.

Posted by: mindful webworker's magical menagerie at October 11, 2018 11:05 AM (YxmCS)

18 "He was a just and noble tyrant."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:03 AM (9ZlHt)


You ruled over Candyland with an iron fist.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 11, 2018 11:05 AM (T71PA)

19 9 Greetings:

Re: Funerals

Question: What would you like people to say about you at your funeral ???

Answer: Look, he's moving !!!
Posted by: 11B40 at October 11, 2018 11:02 AM (evgyj)

Won't much care, since I'll be dead and all.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 11:05 AM (NWiLs)

20 They can only burn our flags while we can burn their cities.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 11, 2018 11:05 AM (71o8T)

21 Ugh. Just had someone come at me with the "Everybody on the right is a racist, no exceptions" crap.

I'm not responding, because once someone's that far gone, they're not going to listen to anything.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 11, 2018 11:05 AM (XINuy)

22 18 "He was a just and noble tyrant."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:03 AM (9ZlHt)

You ruled over Candyland with an iron fist.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 11, 2018 11:05 AM (T71PA)

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Is it my fault if Mr. Mint was fomenting rebellion and I had to tear him apart?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:06 AM (9ZlHt)

23 Twitter suspended @gaypatriot again. And they didn't give him a reason.

Besides, you know: "Wrong type of gay"

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 11, 2018 11:06 AM (hz56O)

24 Is that a vulture?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2018 11:06 AM (+y/Ru)

25 21 Ugh. Just had someone come at me with the "Everybody on the right is a racist, no exceptions" crap.

I'm not responding, because once someone's that far gone, they're not going to listen to anything.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 11, 2018 11:05 AM (XINuy)

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"Can you please speak louder? I don't think enough people heard you."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:06 AM (9ZlHt)

26 The media might get an assist in the Republicans keeping their majority in the House. The spectacles of people banging on the doors of the Supreme Court, blocking traffic in Portland and Eric "kick them" Holder inciting violence while the make believe media excuses this behavior just turns law abiding citizens off.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2018 11:07 AM (+KUWZ)

27 Americans doing the jobs Demioscr@ps say they can't do.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2018 11:07 AM (rFXJM)

28 The true beginning of the Russia Collusion fairy tale is the dumbest true thing you will ever hear.

You mean the thing where if Hillary won, Obama and W. were going to go on TV and accuse Trump of being a Russian agent?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 11, 2018 11:07 AM (ZGrMX)

29 The comments for Matty's tweet are popcorn worthy.

Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2018 11:07 AM (Rr52g)

30 Stock market spooked again today; fucking feds.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:08 AM (a0IVu)

31 26 The media might get an assist in the Republicans keeping their majority in the House. The spectacles of people banging on the doors of the Supreme Court, blocking traffic in Portland and Eric "kick them" Holder inciting violence while the make believe media excuses this behavior just turns law abiding citizens off.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2018 11:07 AM (+KUWZ)

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If the Democratic Party were run by a cabal of their enemies, would they operate any differently?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:08 AM (9ZlHt)

32 OK, this is normally way too early in a thread for me to look anything up, but I had to know what the bird is.

Stellar's Sea Eagle, native to East Asia*.





*(are we at war with them?)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 11:08 AM (fuK7c)

33 MGM? Main Goobery Media?

How about GOOM? Globalist Oligarch Owned Media.

But I like the goobery media for 250, also.

Posted by: Smaug at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (EMIUG)

34 You mean the thing where if Hillary won, Obama and W. were going to go on TV and accuse Trump of being a Russian agent?


If only we had an AG

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (O2RFr)

35 >>Guess who backs the Houthis...



Let's see: "Death to America!" in their slogan.

What is Iran?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (W+vEI)

36 Won't much care, since I'll be dead and all.
Posted by: Insomniac

>Heh. I remember my late grandmother said that she wanted a blanket of the Wales flag draped over her coffin. Said she'll bust back out if we had a expensive froal set on her coffin instead.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (6VsoZ)

37 Wait. The Houthis have a university?

It is to laugh.

The Houthi have an average IQ in the 70s. It's even lower than Yemen at large, which has among the lower IQs on the planet, in the 80s.

I'm guessing a majority of the students are failing out of a courseload that includes tying one's shoes and feeding oneself with utensils.

And mind you - these are the geniuses that Iran armed with SRBMs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (AzW6q)

38 Matt's the kind of guy who'd write a 5,000 word Vox explainer on jerking off.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (1rEgY)

39 Haley quit.
Sessions fired/resigns.
Lindsey Graham becomes AG.
Haley becomes Senator from SC.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2018 11:10 AM (oVJmc)

40 5 Get on over and listen to @dbongino podcast from yesterday.

The true beginning of the Russia Collusion fairy tale is the dumbest true thing you will ever hear.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 11, 2018 11:02 AM (RIKJa)
.......
I did this on recommendation of a moron (Sharkman?) yesterday. Wow. I can't tell whether to be disgusted by the corruption or amazed at the stupidity.
Thanks for the reference.

Posted by: Ohio Lurking Gal at October 11, 2018 11:10 AM (5oWLH)

41 What is Iran?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (W+vEI)

Give the lady a cookie!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2018 11:10 AM (wYseH)

42 How about GOOM? Globalist Oligarch Owned Media.

But I like the goobery media for 250, also.
Posted by: Smaug at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (EMIUG)

GOON. Globalist Oligarch Owned Newsmedia. Calling them GOONs just works.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 11, 2018 11:10 AM (J+mig)

43 If only we had an AG

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (O2RFr)
We do, I think, last I heard he is in France, sipping champagne and eating foie gras (okay, the last part is made up).

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu)

44 Stock market spooked again today; fucking feds.

Someone with a whole lot more knowledge on this said that one more day of this then up...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2018 11:10 AM (O2RFr)

45 Sharkman #5:

Get on over and listen to @dbongino podcast from yesterday.

The true beginning of the Russia Collusion fairy tale is the dumbest true thing you will ever hear.


Aw, c'mon, I've already got twenty-eleven tabs open (and haven't yet started on JJ's links for today).

Give us the 2¢ summation? Other than, you know, typical Dem projection of what they are doing.

Posted by: mindful webworker's auspicious mind at October 11, 2018 11:10 AM (YxmCS)

46 38 Matt's the kind of guy who'd write a 5,000 word Vox explainer on jerking off.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (1rEgY)

Don't take no rhythm. Don't take no style.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 11:11 AM (NWiLs)

47

Question: What would you like people to say about you at your funeral ???



What we always say at buzzion's Annual Wake and BBQ dinner:"buzzion, stop banging on the lid of the coffin. We can't hear the music."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 11:11 AM (HaL55)

48 Ooh, my poster thingery ID is almost anagramery of my NIC.

Can I get an S and a A in trade for the E and I?

Posted by: Smaug at October 11, 2018 11:11 AM (EMIUG)

49 39 Haley quit.
Sessions fired/resigns.
Lindsey Graham becomes AG.
Haley becomes Senator from SC.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2018 11:10 AM (oVJmc)

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Graham is kind of the top dog in SC, moreso than the governor. He also loves being in the Senate.

I really don't think he wants to be AG.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:11 AM (9ZlHt)

50 According to Michelle Obama and her new Global Girls Alliance, the future is female...and non-white:

https://twitter.com/NerdyWonka/status/1050370855971299329


*spoiler alert: it isn't first world countries keeping girls out of school.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:11 AM (W+vEI)

51 Cato, you nailed it, GOONs it is.

Posted by: Smaug at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (EMIUG)

52 I bet there is a Houthi students exchange program with Evergreen State.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (0tfLf)

53 *(are we at war with them?)


Doesn't matter. We'll be told that the Sea Eagle's habitat is being destroyed by humans(Americans will somehow be most blameworthy), their numbers are dwindling and global warming because the Gulf of Mexico is four degrees warmer than normal or something.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (+KUWZ)

54 35 >>Guess who backs the Houthis...



Let's see: "Death to America!" in their slogan.

What is Iran?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (W+vEI)

It's an Islamic state and sponsor of terrorism, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (NWiLs)

55 Guess who backs the Houthis...


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Ummm, the Blowfish?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (m45I2)

56 39 Haley quit.
Sessions fired/resigns.
Lindsey Graham becomes AG.
Haley becomes Senator from SC.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2018 11:10 AM (oVJmc)

Burma Shave?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

57 SCARBOROUGH: Trump Won't Seek Reelection...

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Joe said it.
I believe it.
That settles it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (+y/Ru)

58 38 Matt's the kind of guy who'd write a 5,000 word Vox explainer on jerking off.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (1rEgY)

My dad had a saying that "that guy could screw up a wet dream". Fit's Matty like a dildo.

Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (Rr52g)

59 I'm a product of my generation.

I kept expecting at any moment that the giant bird was gonna turn and attack the lady. A great part of me was relieved that it was just a cool video of a really cool life moment, but there was a nagging little part of me that kept anticipating the attack.

Dopamine feedback junkie.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 11, 2018 11:13 AM (5T4dP)

60 Graham has said he wanted to stay as a Senator and help the president.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 11, 2018 11:13 AM (6VsoZ)

61 >>Graham is kind of the top dog in SC, moreso than the governor. He also loves being in the Senate.

I really don't think he wants to be AG.




Yup. Pretty sure he's confirmed that he does not want to join Trump's WH recently.
Also, he will take over the Senate Judiciary Committee when Grassley steps down, provided the GOP holds its majority. I have no doubt he will be changing the nomination process after the Kavanaugh fiasco.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:13 AM (W+vEI)

62

Matt's the kind of guy who'd write a 5,000 word Vox explainer on jerking off.


Progs have to be instructed on how to fap since they have difficulty figuring that out on their own.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 11:13 AM (HaL55)

63 37 Wait. The Houthis have a university?

It is to laugh.

The Houthi have an average IQ in the 70s. It's even lower than Yemen at large, which has among the lower IQs on the planet, in the 80s.

I'm guessing a majority of the students are failing out of a courseload that includes tying one's shoes and feeding oneself with utensils.

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So still better than Evergreen University

Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2018 11:13 AM (7HtZB)

64 57 SCARBOROUGH: Trump Won't Seek Reelection...

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Joe said it.
I believe it.
That settles it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (+y/Ru)


Burma Shave!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 11:13 AM (NWiLs)

65 57 SCARBOROUGH: Trump Won't Seek Reelection...

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Joe said it.
I believe it.
That settles it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (+y/Ru)

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There were people who were convinced in 10-11 that Obama wouldn't seek reelection because his presidency was obviously such a failure.

I'm glad that panned out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:13 AM (9ZlHt)

66 When the GPD is good in 3rd and 4th quarters I expect the FNM will say it was boosted by the rebuilding needed after Florence and Michael. Of course Barky's economy was always hindered by hurricanes, or cold winter weather or whatever.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 11, 2018 11:14 AM (cLj/v)

67 Ummm, the Blowfish?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (m45I2)

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LOL. "Hold My Hand." The one I chopped off this guy for shoplifiting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:14 AM (AzW6q)

68 I cannot sanction you buffoonery, Meester Minkey.

Posted by: An even angrier Tommy Lee Jones at October 11, 2018 11:14 AM (eocIf)

69 this is former fed governor Kevin Warsh on fed policy being a huge subsidy for the rich, but thinks that kind of "trickle down" does not work well for the 52% with no real assets. He's a Hoover Inst. guy, other major cred.
Says after they acted in emergency fashion in 2008, they should have pulled back (2010) but they kept the QE policy and ZIRP and became market pushers (saving Obama as Tea Party grew).
Even in 2016 when they announced four coming rate hikes, markets sold off 11% so they cancelled all those hikes. (still didn't save Hillary)

I summarized it some in the last thread, this is the You-Tube link.(Dow down 338 now, could get a 2-3 week relief rally, which could set up a real crash, hopefully not before the election, that is my opinion, not from the link)

youtube.com/watch?v=h4OrH-eIUwY

Posted by: illiniwek at October 11, 2018 11:14 AM (Cus5s)

70 Progs have to be instructed on how to fap since they have difficulty figuring that out on their own.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 11:13 AM (HaL55)

They can't get past the affirmative consent part.

Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2018 11:14 AM (Rr52g)

71 What we always say at buzzion's Annual Wake and BBQ dinner:"buzzion, stop banging on the lid of the coffin. We can't hear the music."


I don't mind the noise, it's just that we usually don't have enough pork and booze for one more mouth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 11:14 AM (fuK7c)

72 Guess who backs the Houthis...

.............

The Who-these?

Posted by: Smaug at October 11, 2018 11:14 AM (EMIUG)

73 66 When the GPD is good in 3rd and 4th quarters I expect the FNM will say it was boosted by the rebuilding needed after Florence and Michael. Of course Barky's economy was always hindered by hurricanes, or cold winter weather or whatever.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 11, 2018 11:14 AM (cLj/v)

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"What we really need is a third world war, or an alien invasion."
-Paul Krugman, breaking windows and increasing economy activity

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:15 AM (9ZlHt)

74 I really don't think he wants to be AG.

Given what's happened to the last few AGs, who would want the job. Plus, there is something seriously wrong with the leadership at the DOJ that doesn't seem easily fixed without a boatload of the management resigning and/or terminated.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2018 11:15 AM (+KUWZ)

75 Bird reminds me of the Seattle Mariner's pitcher Paxton when the eagle decided to sit on his shoulder. A very cool moment.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2018 11:15 AM (0tfLf)

76 Question: What would you like people to say about you at your funeral ???


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Funeralgoer #1: "I heard they executed him. Is it true he was hung?"

Funeralgoer #2: "Was he ever!"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2018 11:15 AM (m45I2)

77 Wow, that is one huge bird!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2018 11:15 AM (kG5hP)

78 That is one ginormous bird.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2018 11:15 AM (/tuJf)

79

Nood fuckers.

Posted by: Second Front Door Fucker at October 11, 2018 11:16 AM (EaWI3)

80 That gal has an EAGLE on her wrist. I bow to her level of falconry.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 11, 2018 11:16 AM (pFljN)

81 74 I really don't think he wants to be AG.

Given what's happened to the last few AGs, who would want the job. Plus, there is something seriously wrong with the leadership at the DOJ that doesn't seem easily fixed without a boatload of the management resigning and/or terminated.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2018 11:15 AM (+KUWZ)
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Freed from McCain, I'm more than happy to keep Graham in the Senate and head of the Judiciary Committee.

Posted by: WisRich at October 11, 2018 11:16 AM (G0vdT)

82 Already?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 11, 2018 11:17 AM (6VsoZ)

83 82 Already?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 11, 2018 11:17 AM (6VsoZ)

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Fake news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:17 AM (9ZlHt)

84 79

Nood fuckers.
Posted by: Second Front Door Fucker at October 11, 2018 11:16 AM (EaWI3)

Yes, they usually are.

Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2018 11:17 AM (7HtZB)

85 The Hillary and Trump exchange there did put a smile on my face.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 11, 2018 11:17 AM (pFljN)

86 79 False nood. Night in the box.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:17 AM (AzW6q)

87 Well here is one astronaut who will never have to a buy a drink again while having to agree with Chuck Yeager about "spam in a can."

Nick Hague and cosmonaut Alexi Ovchinin had to endure an emergency landing after the second stage booster of their Soyuz failed to ignite. They had to endure as many as 7Gs during the descent but managed to land safely.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8mlejcr

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2018 11:17 AM (rFXJM)

88 76 Question: What would you like people to say about you at your funeral ???


FG1: "Poor widow. Why did he want to go and marry a young hot 25 year old girl like that?"

FG2: "Who said he wanted to?"

Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2018 11:17 AM (Rr52g)

89 Fake news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
>Fuck. So this is what it feels to be duped by a Ruskie bot.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 11, 2018 11:18 AM (6VsoZ)

90 70 Progs have to be instructed on how to fap since they have difficulty figuring that out on their own.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 11:13 AM (HaL55)

They can't get past the affirmative consent part.
Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2018 11:14 AM (Rr52g)

You've got to admit, being laughed at by your own dick is pretty demoralizing.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 11, 2018 11:18 AM (RD7QR)

91 False nood. Night in the box.


Day in the box. It cools down at night.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 11:18 AM (fuK7c)

92 Okay, seriously, it's time to turn the heat on here. That toilet seat was like sitting on a block of ice.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2018 11:18 AM (kG5hP)

93
Mr. Lindsey isn't going anywhere. He's happy right where's he at.

If he keeps this up he's gonna be a worthy holder of Strom's seat.

Once McCain croaked, I think the spirit of Strom finally took over.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2018 11:19 AM (f1Vqw)

94 Muldoon #55:
Guess who backs the Houthis...
********
Ummm, the Blowfish?




hootie.com/
(obviously misspelledd)

Posted by: mindful webworker's amusinging ¬e; at October 11, 2018 11:19 AM (YxmCS)

95 Very fake noods.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:19 AM (AzW6q)

96 86 79 False nood. Night in the box.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:17 AM (AzW6q)

The box of doom, made from the planks of retired Barrels, with a stench that no mortal means might cure!

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 11, 2018 11:19 AM (J+mig)

97 The best part is that Matty's dozen columns about his black Uber driver would all be wrong.

"Why it's imperative black men #BelieveAllWomen"

"Immigrants conned by Trump's rhetoric"

"Why self-employed only see short-term financial gain, miss long-term harm in the Trump economy"

"Conservative media alienates urban voters over mic-characterization of protesters as 'angry mobs'"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)

98
Twitter suspended @gaypatriot again. And they didn't give him a reason.



Besides, you know: "Wrong type of gay"

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 11, 2018 11:06 AM (hz56O)

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No why can't gaypatriot force twatter to bake the cake? Is that only for Christians? Jack bake the fucking cake!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 11, 2018 11:20 AM (pw+jk)

99 You know who would make a great AG?

James O'Keefe

The guy is the greatest investigative journalist of our age. Give him a policing organization and he would do some pretty awesome things...


Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2018 11:20 AM (eSx+E)

100

The point being, Day Walkers never call nood, thus are nood fuckers...

Posted by: Second Front Door Fucker at October 11, 2018 11:20 AM (EaWI3)

101 97 The best part is that Matty's dozen columns about his black Uber driver would all be wrong.

"Why it's imperative black men #BelieveAllWomen"

"Immigrants conned by Trump's rhetoric"

"Why self-employed only see short-term financial gain, miss long-term harm in the Trump economy"

"Conservative media alienates urban voters over mic-characterization of protesters as 'angry mobs'"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)

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"Black men should listen to white liberals who are smarter and know so much more than them."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:20 AM (9ZlHt)

102
If the spirit of Strom really takes over, watch out. Lindsey's gonna be banging every female staffer in the Russel office building.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2018 11:20 AM (f1Vqw)

103 Matt Yglesias is two steps behind Donaldus Maximus Yuugus, as usual. Wretchard nailed it; the President winds up the opposition, lets them go crazy, then cold-cocks 'em with common sense and an appeal to normalcy and positive action. You'd think after the fourth time they would catch on, but no....

Still winning!!

Posted by: exdem13 at October 11, 2018 11:20 AM (pFljN)

104 What is frustrating is the categorical refusal of the MBM to recognize that Obama's economic policies were hopelessly flawed.
---------------

What's MBM?

Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2018 11:21 AM (U5tDi)

105 Trump's genius is in taking credit for what he doesn't do: he doesn't foul up the economic engine of the American free market. With Trump in charge millions of Americans are involved in a project to Make America Great Again.

It doesn't matter if the intent is compassionate (Bush) or malicious (Obama), having the heavy boot of the government on the necks of a free people is never the answer.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 11, 2018 11:21 AM (MVkJE)

106 Haley quit.
Sessions fired/resigns.
Lindsey Graham becomes AG.
Haley becomes Senator from SC.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2018 11:10 AM (oVJmc)

Why is our first instinct when a senator is good to move them out of the senate? We do this with Ted Cruz and SCOTUS too. If we use the Senate just as a farm team for other positions, we're going to be left with a senate that's filled with terrible senators, because the only people who stay there are the grifters and mavericks and "moderates" and pretty soon, we can't get anything passed because senators have no spine.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 11, 2018 11:21 AM (KUaJL)

107 Items from Bongino's podcast:

-Russian collusion setup was basically from a 2007 idea
-"server" at Trump tower that had "contact" with Russia was actually a spam server at a place called Alpha Bank. Totally unrelated to Trump.
-Bongino refers to an article last week a the Epoch Times (dot com) by Jeff Carlson re Sussman
Many details i'm leaving out, but basically the FBI started this investigation due to a spam/marketing server.

Posted by: Ohio Lurking Gal at October 11, 2018 11:21 AM (5oWLH)

108 They'll burn their feet walking on a burning flag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2018 11:21 AM (4mUNO)

109 >>>Trump's greatest skill is to goad his opponents into even more outlandish behavior than his own.

This doesn't take any skill. Anyone who would oppose the left's agenda and point out the obvious would cause them to melt down and go insane. They thought that with Obama, the game had permanently changed, and then ... BOOF! Right in the nads. All it took was courage and integrity, not skill.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2018 11:21 AM (/qEW2)

110 What is going on w/ Mueller and his witch hunt?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:22 AM (a0IVu)

111 I really really hope Prince Salman didn't order the assassination of his critic in Turkey, although I suspect he did. He's been the biggest backer of the fight against the Houthi, and has been doing a lot of good things. But there's no standing by him if the evidence comes out that he ordered the murder of a political critic.

And I would point out, all the Saudi's have to do to shut down this growing criticism is to produce the guy, let us see his face. And they can't. And they can't deny having something to do with it since they let the Turks capture video of him entering the Saudi embassy and never leaving. Not in one piece, anyway.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2018 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)

112 104 What is frustrating is the categorical refusal of the MBM to recognize that Obama's economic policies were hopelessly flawed.
---------------

What's MBM?

Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2018 11:21 AM (U5tDi)

Thank you. I was too embarrassed to ask.

But looking at it, I would say Mainstream bowel Movement. Because this is the Horde.

Posted by: moki at October 11, 2018 11:22 AM (mFoNl)

113 The Democrat Party, another fine Acme product.

Wylie Coyote approves.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2018 11:22 AM (rFXJM)

114 MBM is make Believe media. So many good nicknames for the lying twats.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 11, 2018 11:22 AM (cLj/v)

115 You know who would make a great AG?

James O'Keefe

....

Well, we'd know what was discussed on the tarmac, that's for sure.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 11, 2018 11:22 AM (5T4dP)

116 What's MBM?

Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2018 11:21 AM (U5tDi)

Probably outdated slang for GOONs.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 11, 2018 11:22 AM (J+mig)

117 Well here is one astronaut who will never have to a buy a drink again while having to agree with Chuck Yeager about "spam in a can."


Well, that is alarming. I noticed this from the story:

"The failure is a setback for the Russian space program and the latest in a string of mishaps."

The Russian space program. The Russians have a space program. We have to hitch rides on the Russian space program to get to space.

Our space program is the Washington Post and a guy who's about to go to jail for stock fraud.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 11:23 AM (fuK7c)

118 If we use the Senate just as a farm team for other positions, we're going to be left with a senate that's filled with terrible senators, because the only people who stay there are the grifters and mavericks and "moderates" and pretty soon, we can't get anything passed because senators have no spine.

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You have seen the future, and it is the present.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:23 AM (AzW6q)

119 Witch hunts?

https://www.e2046.com/p/23803

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2018 11:23 AM (rFXJM)

120 Anonosaurus Wrecks #57:
SCARBOROUGH: Trump Won't Seek Reelection...

Hasn't he already trademarked his campaign slogans for 2020?

Maybe Trump is the one who will get tired of winning.

Yeah.

Sure.

Maybe Trump could take a term, or two, off, let things start sliding again, and run again with the slogan "Miss Me, Yet?" Could work even better than eight straight.

Alas for that plan, he is gettin' up there in years...

Posted by: mindful webworker - always gets fooled again at October 11, 2018 11:24 AM (YxmCS)

121 You have seen the future, and it is the present.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:23 AM (AzW6q)

For $50 I'll tell you yesterday's winning lottery numbers too.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 11, 2018 11:24 AM (KUaJL)

122 What's MBM?

Posted by: bluebell

>Probably outdated slang for GOONs.
Posted by: Cato by Phone

>>Mainsteam's Big Mistake

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 11, 2018 11:25 AM (6VsoZ)

123 All it took was courage and integrity, not skill."

Okay, we'll go with that. Still, name one single other competitor in the 2016 primaries who could do it. Even Cruz would just get nasty and start snarling. The rest would do like Mitt Romney and instantly apologize to the left on the spot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2018 11:25 AM (Kpl3J)

124 This massive bird

Jimmy Durante is impressed!

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2018 11:25 AM (Z1eux)

125 An anecdotal on the economy on Connecticut. Where I play golf I run into a fellow who deals in used high end metal working equipment.

He says, "It's ON"

Posted by: lonetown at October 11, 2018 11:25 AM (RJNUb)

126 What is going on w/ Mueller and his witch hunt?

***

The rumor for a while is that he's going to indite one of Trump's kids on some non-collision charge any day now.


I imagine the stuff with Rosenstein is Trump and the Deep State prepping the battlespace.

Basically if Mueller goes after Trump, Trump *THEN* drops the memos showing it was all BS from the get go...


Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2018 11:25 AM (eSx+E)

127 That is one big ass falcon. And it's got a schnoz that would put a toucan to shame.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2018 11:25 AM (/qEW2)

128

EM CHICKEN NUGGETS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 11, 2018 11:25 AM (7AQC5)

129 125 An anecdotal on the economy on Connecticut. Where I play golf I run into a fellow who deals in used high end metal working equipment.

He says, "It's ON"
Posted by: lonetown at October 11, 2018 11:25 AM (RJNUb)

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"But I'll never vote for Trump because Republicans are icky."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:26 AM (9ZlHt)

130 I don't give a rat's ass who a dictator kills, as long as he's advancing America's interests.

We should a pro forma condemnation, and then ignore it, holding it in pocket against the day we may need justifications for his ouster, if he should stop advancing our interests.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:26 AM (AzW6q)

131 Bandersnatch. Yeah we have to pay to ride the Russian rockets. When Gaylord retired the Shuttles to be tourist attractions quite naturally the Russians raised the price they charged to carry a US astronaut to the ISS.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2018 11:26 AM (rFXJM)

132 9 Greetings:

Re: Funerals

Question: What would you like people to say about you at your funeral ???

Answer: "Nate was....a mammal!"

Posted by: exdem13 at October 11, 2018 11:26 AM (pFljN)

133 Oh, moki! LOL

Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2018 11:26 AM (U5tDi)

134 120 Anonosaurus Wrecks #57:
SCARBOROUGH: Trump Won't Seek Reelection...

Hasn't he already trademarked his campaign slogans for 2020?

Maybe Trump is the one who will get tired of winning.

Yeah.

Sure.

Maybe Trump could take a term, or two, off, let things start sliding again, and run again with the slogan "Miss Me, Yet?" Could work even better than eight straight.

Alas for that plan, he is gettin' up there in years...
Posted by: mindful webworker - always gets fooled again at October 11, 2018 11:24 AM (YxmCS)

Eh, like a guy with bad karma, Scarborough keeps cycling through the stages of TDS. He's back at the bargaining stage now, and if the Donald wins in 2020 (knocks vigorously on wood) will trot out "Okay, he serves until 2022 and then President Pence! No?"

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 11, 2018 11:27 AM (RD7QR)

135 What is going on w/ Mueller and his witch hunt?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:22 AM (a0IVu)

Who?.....what?

Posted by: BignJames at October 11, 2018 11:27 AM (0+nbW)

136 NASA really should expedite the qualification process for SpaceX and Boeing's new crew capsules. We'd save a butt-ton of money doing our own launches.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 11, 2018 11:28 AM (J+mig)

137 But there's no standing by him if the evidence comes out that he ordered the murder of a political critic.

***

Why?


Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2018 11:28 AM (eSx+E)

138 Wait. How did Stellar get both a sea cow and a sea eagle? Who do you have to know to get an animal named after you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 11:28 AM (dmWPe)

139 I'm not responding, because once someone's that far gone, they're not going to listen to anything.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 11, 2018 11:05 AM (XINuy)


It's interesting how they think other people are as racist as they are.

Posted by: Emmie at October 11, 2018 11:28 AM (4HMW8)

140 It is no wonder that I feel so out of touch with everyone. I can't hum the melody of any of these top 10 songs, and I don't even know if I have ever heard any of them. Spotify's top 10 most played songs is alien country to me. This link leads to the Engadget article. https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydbuc54g

Posted by: goon at October 11, 2018 11:28 AM (PEcU2)

141

Probably outdated slang for GOONs.


I'ma sticking with "Progda" as it describes the Progressive (and when I say "Progressive" I mean virulent, anti-American Communists) propaganda arm of the Democrat Party.

It's become blatantly obvious to me that those cretins are trying their damndest to turn us into Communists with their "believe the accuser instead of due process and the presumption of innocence" bullshit.

I was really glad PDT slapped them down at the beginning of Kav's ceremony the other night. That's been needing to be said.


If these brain-dead Progs want to live that way, they should move to a communist country ASAP.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 11:29 AM (HaL55)

142 Yeah we have to pay to ride the Russian rockets.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2018 11:26 AM (rFXJM)


... and here I've been trying to give away rocket rides for three decades.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2018 11:29 AM (33O8j)

143 >>This doesn't take any skill.


I think it does take skill. Trump has been trolling people on twitter to entertain himself for years, perfecting his kill shots to hit the weakest part of his enemies. Probably been doing this type of mischief all his life. What's also funny is watching his foes try to bait him back (as if he's just an impulsive hothead).

In addition to skill, it requires the willingness to say things that people do not say in public --- and then keep saying it instead of backing down, apologizing. Short of Breitbart (RIP) there was no one else willing to do this.


Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI)

144 5 Get on over and listen to @dbongino podcast from yesterday.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 11, 2018 11:02 AM (RIKJa)


Where does one find this broadcast? There was a lot of content yesterday.

Posted by: Emmie at October 11, 2018 11:30 AM (4HMW8)

145 Say, why did we amend presidential term limits in the first place?

I mean, yeah FDR, but there was a war going on and the fucker crocked it before he saw it end.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 11, 2018 11:30 AM (6VsoZ)

146 ... and here I've been trying to give away rocket rides for three decades.


Alas, the word "trying" is a spoiler for the ending.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 11:30 AM (fuK7c)

147 Strom was such a dawg.

"You got a letter from your old lover, the Governor!"
"Did he... did he offer a pardon?"
"No, he made a better offer . . ."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2018 11:30 AM (ykYG2)

148 It is no wonder that I feel so out of touch with everyone. I can't hum the melody of any of these top 10 songs, and I don't even know if I have ever heard any of them. Spotify's top 10 most played songs is alien country to me. This link leads to the Engadget article. https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydbuc54g
Posted by: goon at October 11, 2018 11:28 AM (PEcU2)

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Lucky you. I know and hate all of those songs! Particularly that damnable, desultory Gotye pablum.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:30 AM (AzW6q)

149 119 Witch hunts?

https://www.e2046.com/p/23803
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2018 11:23 AM (rFXJM)

Hummina hummina hummina...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

150 How are you bluebell?!

We are survivin' in our neck of the woods.

Daughter had MRI's, and they found four herniated discs in her neck. No idea how it happened, but it explains why she can't walk, and has horrible headaches and neck pain. Thank goodness the neuro didn't give up and say it was lyme, it's chronic, this is your life now.

Prayers have been much appreciated!!

Posted by: moki at October 11, 2018 11:31 AM (mFoNl)

151 fyi, the "massive bird" looks like it's Stellar's Sea Eagle, native to northeastern Asia and related to the Bald Eagle. The Wiki page shows that this family of birds may be one of the oldest genera of living birds, as a fossil of one has been found, dated at 33 million years old, and is virtually identical to modern birds of that family.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2018 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)

152 That IS a big bird.....

And the dream trifecta:

Hillary, RBG and ChiFi......within a week of each other.

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2018 11:32 AM (F4u7C)

153 Why?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2018 11:28 AM (eSx+E)

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This. America's sole responsibilities beyond our borders are to elevate those who assist us, and to desecrate those who oppose us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:32 AM (AzW6q)

154 138 Wait. How did Stellar get both a sea cow and a sea eagle? Who do you have to know to get an animal named after you?
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"I saw it first, so I get to name it!" - Georg Wilhelm Stellar

Posted by: exdem13 at October 11, 2018 11:32 AM (pFljN)

155
Say, why did we amend presidential term limits in the first place?

***

Washington set a tradition when he was president of no more then two terms which everyone followed until FDR.

And then it was generally agreed that they should make it a rule instead of a tradition.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2018 11:32 AM (eSx+E)

156
Why is our first instinct when a senator is good to move them out of the senate?

I think some want a way out. In many ways it's a boring job and you always have to be hustling for campaign money.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2018 11:33 AM (BWL+E)

157 The Wiki page shows that this family of birds may be one of the oldest genera of living birds, as a fossil of one has been found, dated at 33 million years old, and is virtually identical to modern birds of that family.

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So no product improvement for 33,000 millennia. They're just like Harley-Davidson.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 11:33 AM (dmWPe)

158

Bandersnatch. Yeah we have to pay to ride the Russian rockets. When Gaylord retired the Shuttles to be tourist attractions quite naturally the Russians raised the price they charged to carry a US astronaut to the ISS.


In his imbecilic fashion, he retired the Shuttle fleet that hadn't even used up 25% of its design life.

Shuttles were designed for 100 flights. They still had serviceable life left. But, that's what happens when you put an idiot in charge of a government who just recently discovered magnetism.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 11:33 AM (HaL55)

159 That is one big bird!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 11, 2018 11:34 AM (8SR1L)

160 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2018 11:34 AM (POUSc)

161 This doesn't take any skill. Anyone who would oppose the left's agenda and point out the obvious would cause them to melt down and go insane. They thought that with Obama, the game had permanently changed, and then ... BOOF! Right in the nads. All it took was courage and integrity, not skill.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2018 11:21 AM (/qEW2)

.....

I'm not sure I entirely agree.

If Trump has one unique quality that makes him appealing, it's that he is in tune with everyday people, which seems almost Twilight Zone-ish to say that a multi billionaire from NYC is in touch with the common man. He gets blasted by opponents for not being a polished speaker, for being crass, for not being a statesman, but honestly, most people aren't that way either. In fact, almost no one is.

Now, if that is a feature of Trump, then it's no skill. But if he works at listening to everyday people, reading blogs, following social media, etc to stay in touch, then it absolutely is a skill.

Eating McDonald's on a private jet is strangely approachable.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 11, 2018 11:35 AM (5T4dP)

162 119 Witch hunts?

https://www.e2046.com/p/23803
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Ah yes, it's the season for another Sorcerer figurine. Japanese game designers are clever fellows, yes they are....

Posted by: exdem13 at October 11, 2018 11:35 AM (pFljN)

163 If Mueller does indict DJT Jr., I wonder if he thinks it's a better play before the midterms, or immediately after.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 11, 2018 11:35 AM (XINuy)

164 It is no wonder that I feel so out of touch with everyone. I can't hum the melody of any of these top 10 songs, and I don't even know if I have ever heard any of them. Spotify's top 10 most played songs is alien country to me. This link leads to the Engadget article. https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydbuc54g

Posted by: goon at October 11, 2018 11:28 AM (PEcU2)

I've heard maybe one or two of those, and if the rest are of a similar quality, you didn't miss anything.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 11, 2018 11:35 AM (J+mig)

165 That is one big bird!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 11, 2018 11:34 AM (8SR1L)


I half expected to see Gandalf sitting astride that bird.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 11, 2018 11:36 AM (T71PA)

166 How did Stellar get both a sea cow and a sea eagle? Who do you have to know to get an animal named after you?
Posted by: Cicero

Don't ask, and I only got a part of an animal named for me.

Posted by: The Late Thag Simmons at October 11, 2018 11:36 AM (FTlwv)

167 The rumor for a while is that he's going to indite one of Trump's kids on some non-collision charge any day now. "

Yeah, and the rumor is that Beto is going to win, and Trump is going to be impeached, and Nancy Pelosi is going to be speaker again.

A cynic might say this is all just wish-fulfillment fantasy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2018 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

168 >>If Mueller does indict DJT Jr., I wonder if he thinks it's a better play before the midterms, or immediately after.

Indict him for what exactly?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2018 11:37 AM (/tuJf)

169 164 It is no wonder that I feel so out of touch with everyone. I can't hum the melody of any of these top 10 songs, and I don't even know if I have ever heard any of them."

As the results of a question and answer thread on the net told me some years ago (and quite accurately, I must add), I quit listening to new music the day Stevie Ray Vaughn died.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2018 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

170 163 If Mueller does indict DJT Jr., I wonder if he thinks it's a better play before the midterms, or immediately after.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 11, 2018 11:35 AM (XINuy)

If that happens I'm going to be driving around handing malt liquor to bums if they promise to vote GOP. And I really don't like people at all.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 11, 2018 11:38 AM (RD7QR)

171 Indict him for what exactly?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2018 11:37 AM (/tuJf)

"Defrauding America" sounds pretty good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 11:38 AM (dmWPe)

172 166 How did Stellar get both a sea cow and a sea eagle? Who do you have to know to get an animal named after you?
Posted by: Cicero

Don't ask, and I only got a part of an animal named for me.
Posted by: The Late Thag Simmons at October 11, 2018 11:36 AM (FTlwv)

LOL

Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2018 11:38 AM (7HtZB)

173 Indict him for what exactly?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2018 11:37 AM (/tuJf)


Because he met with the RUSSIANS!!!!!

Which wasn't illegal in any way, but hey. TRUMP!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2018 11:38 AM (F4u7C)

174

Eating McDonald's on a private jet is strangely approachable.


Yeah, but you should've seen the look on the employees faces at the drive thru when AF1 pulled up to the window.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 11:38 AM (HaL55)

175 OK, I am going to enter this into Things That Are Beyond Parody. The prize is four quatloos.

Somebody posted a video of hurricane devastation. Somebody else replied:

"I am so sad....I was teaching Zumba this morning and I was thinking...I NEED TO HELP!!! I'm seriously concidering doing a zumbaton or something.."

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 11:38 AM (fuK7c)

176 168 >>If Mueller does indict DJT Jr., I wonder if he thinks it's a better play before the midterms, or immediately after.

Indict him for what exactly?"

DAMN IT! I knew there was a flaw in the plan somewhere!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2018 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

177 Yeah, and the rumor is that Beto is going to win, and Trump is going to be impeached, and Nancy Pelosi is going to be speaker again.

A cynic might say this is all just wish-fulfillment fantasy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2018 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

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Yeah. The Nancy thing could happen I guess. But I have finally grown (cautiously) optimistic that the Senate would actually smack down Articles of Impeachment. And Beto ain't gonna win.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:39 AM (AzW6q)

178
Strom's reputation an exploits were the stuff of legend. A an old Strom joke goes soemthing like this. There were several versions of it, and any state politician could be the butt of it, but here's my favorite version.

The governor is having some Bod Dole ED problems, but that little blue pill wasn't invented yet. He thinks of Strom, at his age how does he keep it up. Maybe he'll know something. So he goes to see Strom and asks him.

Strom says, "Well, I'll tell ya' what I do, son." "Right before I have at it, I pull it out and whack it on the bed post. That gets it limbered up and gets the blood a-flowin'."

The governor says well hell. Late that evening, he gets to thinking, well, what the hell, couldn't hurt. So he goes back home to the governor's mansion. Mrs. Governor is already in bed, and he slips into the darkened bedroom.

He pulls out Mr. Happy and starts whacking it on the bed post at the foot of the bed. "Thump, thump, thump!". This rouses Mrs. Governor up, and she says,

"Strom! Get the hell out of here! My husband will be home any minute now!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2018 11:39 AM (f1Vqw)

179
... and here I've been trying to give away rocket rides for three decades.

Posted by: ScoggDog
______________________

OOOOOOoooooooo...

~fans self~

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 11, 2018 11:39 AM (7AQC5)

180 Mueller is wasting tax payers money by the millions already. Shit or get off the pot already - wrap this up.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:39 AM (a0IVu)

181 168>>>

It's Mueller, he'll throw some sort of process charge out there about testimony not matching as a hail mary.

Doesn't mean I think he'll gain anything from it, just that he'll be desperate enough to throw it out there.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 11, 2018 11:39 AM (XINuy)

182 Tom Servo-did you spend time in Saudi by chance?

Posted by: moki at October 11, 2018 11:39 AM (mFoNl)

183 Testing

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 11, 2018 11:39 AM (eytER)

184 OK, that isn't it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 11, 2018 11:40 AM (eytER)

185 178, Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2018 11:39 AM (f1Vqw)

LMAO..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:40 AM (a0IVu)

186 *(are we at war with them?)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 11:08 AM (fuK7c)


We have always been at war with them.

Posted by: Mazie Hirono, Minister Of Truth at October 11, 2018 11:40 AM (LISuA)

187
Yeah. The Nancy thing could happen I guess. But I have finally grown (cautiously) optimistic that the Senate would actually smack down Articles of Impeachment. And Beto ain't gonna win.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:39 AM (AzW6q)


Latest polls have Cruz up 9, but more importantly, the hispanic population in Tx doesn't seem to be lining up for the Irish "mexican" that they thought would be......

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2018 11:40 AM (F4u7C)

188 >>Now, if that is a feature of Trump, then it's no skill. But if he works at listening to everyday people, reading blogs, following social media, etc to stay in touch, then it absolutely is a skill.


During the last few months of the campaign Trump was referencing the Wikileaks DNC and Podesta emails from the previous day's release during his rallies --- he was clearly reading each drop and then sharing it with his rally crowds instead of simply reciting his boilerplate topics.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:40 AM (W+vEI)

189 And then it was generally agreed that they should make it a rule instead of a tradition.
Posted by: 18-1

>True. But I would think that if they can establish rules on the other branches of government, Congress has more power than the rest.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 11, 2018 11:41 AM (XpPuk)

190 Georg Wilhelm Steller has many species of animals named after him - sea cow, eagle, jay, duck, sea ape...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Wilhelm_Steller

Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2018 11:41 AM (7HtZB)

191 In his imbecilic fashion, he retired the Shuttle fleet that hadn't even used up 25% of its design life.

Shuttles were designed for 100 flights. They still had serviceable life left. But, that's what happens when you put an idiot in charge of a government who just recently discovered magnetism.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 11:33 AM (HaL55)
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Yes they had design life left, but it was bad design life. There was no "effect" escape system for the astronauts in case of a catastrophic failure.

Posted by: WisRich at October 11, 2018 11:41 AM (G0vdT)

192 Wow. Speaking of big birds...

Heard a hawk screaming nearby. Went out to take a look. He's in the oak right in front of the house, but flies high up into the old pecan by the shed. Sits there and continues screeching.

I walk out toward the shed. Usually, when they see people, they split, but he keeps right on screeching until I get pretty close. Then he takes off - beautiful white underwing patterns - and just like the state song I watch a hawk making lazy circles in the sky. Still screaming.

He finally sailed off north toward the river.

Beautiful critters. Don't like them around our kitties.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hawk, man! at October 11, 2018 11:42 AM (YxmCS)

193 Prayers have been much appreciated!!
Posted by: moki at October 11, 2018 11:31 AM (mFoNl)
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My goodness, Moki! I'm glad they found the problem. I hope there's a good solution they can get to for her right away.

Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2018 11:42 AM (U5tDi)

194 did the Hannity TickTock for this week happen?

Rosenstein refused to submit to the subpoena, there was more evidence of Hillary corruption, always a trickle of more of the "insurance policy" fake Trump/Russia coup being exposed. No explosions ... just more ticks, more tocks.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 11, 2018 11:43 AM (Cus5s)

195 174

Eating McDonald's on a private jet is strangely approachable.


Yeah, but you should've seen the look on the employees faces at the drive thru when AF1 pulled up to the window.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 11:38 AM (HaL55)

They have air-to-air takeout, like mid-air refueling.

Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2018 11:43 AM (7HtZB)

196 "The rumor for a while is that he's going to indite one of Trump's kids on some non-collision charge any day now. "

Yeah, and the rumor is that Beto is going to win, and Trump is going to be impeached, and Nancy Pelosi is going to be speaker again. "

And don't forget..."And then Hillary will assume her rightful roll as President"

That part is kinda important.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2018 11:43 AM (cqNba)

197 Michelle Malkin has an infuriating column today about he media embargo against the Gosnell movie.

If there was a movie about a serial who once used the name of Jesus in vain while stuck in a traffic jam they would orgasm over the prospect of damning Christianity.
I despise the media.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 11, 2018 11:43 AM (nBr1j)

198 >>It's Mueller, he'll throw some sort of process charge out there about testimony not matching as a hail mary.

>>Doesn't mean I think he'll gain anything from it, just that he'll be desperate enough to throw it out there.

I'd be very surprised. It appears that he is winding things down and negotiating for a meeting with Trump. He will never get that meeting if he screws around with his kids and as we have seen with things like the Kavanaugh nomination the blowback can be worse than any charges.

It seems like there is a bigger game going on right now. I don't think it's a coincidence that Rosenstein had a 45 minute with Trump the other day on the way to Orlando and Trump was joking about all the rumors that he was going to fire Rosenstein and today he isn't testifying.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2018 11:43 AM (/tuJf)

199
The massive bird is very much a Palp thing (for starters).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 11:43 AM (pNxlR)

200
Yes they had design life left, but it was bad design life. There was no "effect" escape system for the astronauts in case of a catastrophic failure.
Posted by: WisRich at October 11, 2018 11:41 AM (G0vdT)


And they largely managed to avoid "catastrophic failure" right up to the point where they decided Freon was "bad" and they couldn't use it in Styrofoam anymore.

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2018 11:44 AM (F4u7C)

201 Beautiful critters. Don't like them around our kitties.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hawk, man! at October 11, 2018 11:42 AM (YxmCS)


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It's the African swallows you have to watch out for.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 11:44 AM (dmWPe)

202 Why is our first instinct when a senator is good to move them out of the senate?

I think some want a way out. In many ways it's a boring job and you always have to be hustling for campaign money.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Anybody leaning that way should be forced to have a picture of Doug Jones tatooed on their forehead.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 11, 2018 11:45 AM (AM1GF)

203

Yes they had design life left, but it was bad design life. There was no "effect" escape system for the astronauts in case of a catastrophic failure.


You can thank the imbeciles in Congress for that. Thanks to their budget cuts, the crew was considered expendable during the first two minutes of flight.

That's further proof, as if we needed any, that politicians make shitty engineers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 11:45 AM (HaL55)

204 182 Tom Servo-did you spend time in Saudi by chance? "

Not personally, but I did 12 years of oilfield work and have known a LOT of ex-pats who did, and I always enjoyed hearing their stories of how things worked behind the scenes. Gives one quite a bit of insight into what's really wrong with the Arab world in general. (and how corrupt the Saudi leadership is)

If you read what Osama bin Laden said in the beginning, he hated the US because we supported the Saudi Royal Family and kept them in power, and he hated the Saudi Royals more than anything. Although he did it the wrong way, he wasn't completely wrong.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2018 11:45 AM (Kpl3J)

205 My goodness, Moki! I'm glad they found the problem. I hope there's a good solution they can get to for her right away.

Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2018 11:42 AM (U5tDi)

Well, this beats a chronic illness by a longshot. I am grateful for a solid diagnosis.

She sees the neuro next week, and will discuss her options. Surgery is most likely, although they have come a long way with physical therapy, so she might not need surgery at all. Thanks be praised.

Posted by: moki at October 11, 2018 11:45 AM (mFoNl)

206 Mueller?

He still around?

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2018 11:46 AM (NLLmE)

207 In other strange news, Kid Rock is at the White House

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:46 AM (a0IVu)

208 Sending prayers for your daughter, Moki!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:46 AM (W+vEI)

209 In other strange news, Kid Rock is at the White House


And Kanye?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2018 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

210
During the last few months of the campaign Trump was referencing the Wikileaks DNC and Podesta emails from the previous day's release during his rallies --- he was clearly reading each drop and then sharing it with his rally crowds instead of simply reciting his boilerplate topics.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:40 AM (W+vEI)

.....

I absolutely agree with you.

While the Senators were busy twisting themselves into a pretzel shape explaining how CBF the Liar and Kavanaugh were both victims, Trump was on stage parroting what the common man was saying, that her story was full of holes and a that the whole thing was a damned travesty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 11, 2018 11:46 AM (5T4dP)

211 In other strange news, Kid Rock is at the White House
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:46 AM (a0IVu)


Can't have a token "negro" without token "white trash" I guess.

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2018 11:46 AM (F4u7C)

212 "In other strange news, Kid Rock is at the White House "

They're making Joe Dirt III??

I loved the original.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2018 11:47 AM (cqNba)

213 209
In other strange news, Kid Rock is at the White House





And Kanye?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2018 11:46 AM (O2RFr)
I think so..the tweet I saw was Kid Rock mouthing off to a dumbass reporter.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu)

214 192 Wow. Speaking of big birds...

Heard a hawk screaming nearby. Went out to take a look. He's in the oak right in front of the house, but flies high up into the old pecan by the shed. Sits there and continues screeching.

I walk out toward the shed. Usually, when they see people, they split, but he keeps right on screeching until I get pretty close. Then he takes off - beautiful white underwing patterns - and just like the state song I watch a hawk making lazy circles in the sky. Still screaming.

He finally sailed off north toward the river.

Beautiful critters. Don't like them around our kitties.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hawk, man! at October 11, 2018 11:42 AM (YxmCS)

Yeah, I saw one of the hawks that hang out by the outbuilding on my property try to make off with a groundhog. It finally gave up when the groundhog got out of his talons the third time and dived into a hole. Ambitious bird.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 11, 2018 11:47 AM (RD7QR)

215
Is Iglesias the "ovoid" lump?

As for him getting a "dozen columns" out of his Uber cabbie encounter, he'll have to slap fight Thomas Friedman for the rights. Turf wars can be fun to watch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 11:47 AM (pNxlR)

216 207 In other strange news, Kid Rock is at the White House
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:46 AM (a0IVu)

UN ambassador candidate?

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 11, 2018 11:47 AM (J+mig)

217 The entire US space program has lost 3 on the ground and 14 in the sky. Fourteen were all space shuttle.

Shuttle is a stupid word. It's a bus that takes you from the parking lot to the terminal. It's a bad Jimmy Carter era idea of making space flight boring.

Which succeeded so much that if it weren't for Anna Puma I wouldn't even know that a Soyuz just blew up and almost killed one of our guys.

So, no, not the shuttle, but we should have a way of getting to space without the Russkies.

The two people who can get to space are Jeff Bezos (*cough*) and a guy, Musk, who literally should go to jail for stock fraud.

(I used to love Musk, but he's literally losing his mind in public. Sad.)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 11:47 AM (fuK7c)

218 During the last few months of the campaign Trump was
referencing the Wikileaks DNC and Podesta emails from the previous
day's release during his rallies --- he was clearly reading each drop
and then sharing it with his rally crowds instead of simply reciting his
boilerplate topics.





Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:40 AM (W+vEI)


I think a lot of that had to do with the MSM not reporting it. He wanted to make sure it was getting out there. And it's tough to put it into 140 character bits

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 11, 2018 11:48 AM (q1VoB)

219 >>211 In other strange news, Kid Rock is at the White House
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:46 AM (a0IVu)

UN Rep. It deserves only our best.

Posted by: Zod at October 11, 2018 11:48 AM (Bdeb0)

220 UN ambassador candidate?

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 11, 2018 11:47 AM (J+mig)
Lol...I can't imagine how horrified the uptight europeans would be..quite funny actually.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:48 AM (a0IVu)

221 >>>According to Michelle Obama and her new Global Girls Alliance, the future is female...and non-white:<<<

That is just creepy. Mitch needs to leave those underage girls alone.

Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2018 11:48 AM (2Mnv1)

222 Indict him for what exactly?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2018 11:37 AM (/tuJf)

--

He possibly touched America's clothed breast 30 years ago.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 11, 2018 11:48 AM (Qf3Gh)

223
If you read what Osama bin Laden said in the beginning, he hated the US because we supported the Saudi Royal Family and kept them in power, and he hated the Saudi Royals more than anything. Although he did it the wrong way, he wasn't completely wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2018 11:45 AM (Kpl3J)

We lived in Saudi for a couple of years, and can agree with your assessment. The Khashoggis are a rival family to the Al Sauds, so although it's horrific, it's not entirely surprising. It also seems there must have been something very personal that happened with the missing Khashoggi and the family, because the gruesome actions that were mentioned are done when a female member of the family has been dishonored. There is a lot that is not being discussed, but I think the approach by the administration is appropriate at this point, until we know further details.

Posted by: moki at October 11, 2018 11:49 AM (mFoNl)

224 Morning all...

@ChuckGrassley 8 minutes ago

The judic cmte just sent 8 more judges to the full Senate for final votes Total judges on floor now 49: 4 circuit + 43 district + 2 fed claims nominees Lots of work to do Senate shld stay in session til ALL 49 judges are CONFIRMED / work comes b4 campaigning

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 11:49 AM (cF8AT)

225 Damn it! All this talk of birds, and now I have the Rotate Your Owl song in stuck in my head.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2018 11:49 AM (xfb67)

226 I'm sorry but: Does it take a rocket scientist to determine that Feminists are out of control when said feminists have staged public FREE BLEEDING protests?

When behavior is abhorrent it does not take an "EXPERT" to recognize it as abhorrent. Even a minimally socialized homo sapien gets it.

Thanks "smart set"!

In all seriousness I'm asking - with all the magic spells, child sacrifices, art that should be on cave walls, tribal behavior and mob justice aren't progressives basically prehistoric savages at this point? Its right there as plain as day isn't it?

Posted by: simplemind at October 11, 2018 11:50 AM (AJzdT)

227 It seems like there is a bigger game going on right now. I don't think it's a coincidence that Rosenstein had a 45 minute with Trump the other day on the way to Orlando and Trump was joking about all the rumors that he was going to fire Rosenstein and today he isn't testifying.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2018 11:43 AM (/tuJf)

Yeah, none of that is making sense so there has to be something going on we aren't aware of. He said on F&F this morning, when questioned about it.. "well, yeah I was a bit surprised about that" re: Rosenstein refusing to testify. Thought it was sort of an odd answer.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2018 11:50 AM (kG5hP)

228 According to Michelle Obama and her new Global Girls Alliance, the future is female...and non-white

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Ha. Could you imagine if their websites, press releases, and speeches were all written and created by non-white females?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 11, 2018 11:50 AM (Qf3Gh)

229
>>>According to Michelle Obama and her new Global Girls Alliance, the future is female...and non-white:

Yeah, well, so was "the force" and look in what ditch that wound up overturned, with wheels still spinning.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 11:50 AM (pNxlR)

230 224
Morning all...



@ChuckGrassley 8 minutes ago



The judic cmte just sent 8 more judges to the full Senate for final
votes Total judges on floor now 49: 4 circuit + 43 district + 2 fed
claims nominees Lots of work to do Senate shld stay in session til ALL
49 judges are CONFIRMED / work comes b4 campaigning

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 11:49 AM (cF8AT)
Tee hee hee..so confirm conservative judges quickly and get home in time to campaign or dig your heels in to stop confirmation and don't have time to campaign?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:51 AM (a0IVu)

231
Which succeeded so much that if it weren't for Anna Puma I wouldn't even know that a Soyuz just blew up and almost killed one of our guys.

Posted by: Bandersnatch
____________________

Was it Howard Wolowitz?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 11, 2018 11:51 AM (7AQC5)

232 It's only fair that I confess that the only music that I listen to comes from the musical interlude section of the ONT. They mostly play the stuff that I like, except for the occasional Yoko Ono. When I'm in the car, I like to stay enraged so I listen to talk radio and not music. Wouldn't want to suffer a sudden drop in blood pressure by hearing anything soothing.

Posted by: goon at October 11, 2018 11:51 AM (PEcU2)

233 208 Sending prayers for your daughter, Moki!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:46 AM (W+vEI)

Thank you Lizzy-the Horde has prayed my little girl through a lot. She is alive and kicking butt in chemical engineering because of you good people.

Posted by: moki at October 11, 2018 11:51 AM (mFoNl)

234 224 Morning all...

@ChuckGrassley 8 minutes ago

The judic cmte just sent 8 more judges to the full Senate for final votes Total judges on floor now 49: 4 circuit + 43 district + 2 fed claims nominees Lots of work to do Senate shld stay in session til ALL 49 judges are CONFIRMED / work comes b4 campaigning
Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 11:49 AM (cF8AT)

Oooo, I can just see Senators up for reelection rage twitching at that last bit after the slash.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 11, 2018 11:51 AM (RD7QR)

235 228 According to Michelle Obama and her new Global Girls Alliance, the future is female...and non-white


Gurl Powah!

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2018 11:51 AM (O2RFr)

236 @ChuckGrassley 8 minutes ago

The judic cmte just sent 8 more judges to the full Senate for final votes Total judges on floor now 49: 4 circuit + 43 district + 2 fed claims nominees Lots of work to do Senate shld stay in session til ALL 49 judges are CONFIRMED / work comes b4 campaigning
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PS the internal polling is showing them the Republicans have the lead . . .

I heart winning.

Posted by: simplemind at October 11, 2018 11:51 AM (qyxoz)

237
Grill power.


(Wait for it)

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 11, 2018 11:52 AM (Qf3Gh)

238 Thank you Lizzy-the Horde has prayed my little girl through a lot. She is alive and kicking butt in chemical engineering because of you good people.

I truly believe there is power in prayer

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2018 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

239 This is the result of President Trump's policy of decreasing regulation and freeing the naturally industrious and entrepreneurial spirit of America. Obama and his minions were opposed to any relaxation of government control, and we got eight years of malaise for their troubles.

Note: this is the entire secret. Either get out of our way (R+) or get in our way (D-).

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2018 11:52 AM (QrTqV)

240 I walk out toward the shed. Usually, when they see people, they split, but he keeps right on screeching until I get pretty close. Then he takes off - beautiful white underwing patterns - and just like the state song I watch a hawk making lazy circles in the sky. Still screaming. "

A couple weeks ago saw something entertaining, was looking at a grassy open area with trees around it, about 4 crows picking at stuff in the grass. Suddenly a hawk swooped down and went after one of the crows. The crow took off squawking, the other 3 started chasing the hawk. Nobody ever caught anybody, but it was fun to watch them go round and round. Usually 4 crows will get together and chase off a hawk, but I think this hawk got pissed off about all that and decided to show them what was what.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2018 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)

241 Indict him for what exactly?"



DAMN IT! I knew there was a flaw in the plan somewhere!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2018 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)


A friend speculates "lying to a Federal agent", for either Don Jr. or for Kushner, since that catch-all seems to be a favored crime these days. Especially useful charge when evidence either doesn't exist or is words that are open to interpretation (See Flynn, Gen. Michael). I disagreed, thinking no way would the DOJ be willing to go after the President's family without a strong case. But that was one idea.

Posted by: Mazie Hirono, Minister Of Truth at October 11, 2018 11:52 AM (LISuA)

242 We've reached aa point where a TV personality is President, and has to tap the dragon energy of rock stars and rappers because he can rely on their support in his endeavors to a greater degree than the feckless governing class whose mess he wants to clean up.

It's bizarro-world people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:52 AM (AzW6q)

243 "228 According to Michelle Obama and her new Global Girls Alliance, the future is female...and non-white "

Sounds almost discriminatory .

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2018 11:52 AM (cqNba)

244
Bear in mind, kiddos, that the Gosnell, Patron Saint of the Abattoir, used aborted fetuses as crab bait.

Their humanity is on display for all to see.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 11:53 AM (pNxlR)

245 i need some dragon energy infusion this morning..2 cups of coffee is not doing it for me.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:54 AM (a0IVu)

246 I'm glad the doctors have found a reason for your daughter's problems, Moki. Will put her back on the prayer list and pray that they will find some way for her to get some relief. Thanks for the update.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2018 11:54 AM (AllCR)

247 Sinema on tape in 2011 calling AZ crazy.

https://tinyurl.com/y7mr6hmm

Posted by: HA at October 11, 2018 11:54 AM (MAstk)

248 I'll take Kid Rock.


They can have Alyssa and Babs.

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2018 11:54 AM (NLLmE)

249

So, no, not the shuttle, but we should have a way of getting to space without the Russkies.



Having bleeding-heart Progs in Congress interfering in spacecraft design where they literally have no business kept us from it.

Musk doesn't bother me because he's pushing the envelope of LEO for commercialism and capitalism, which IMHO should've been done from the beginning. Thankfully, he's not alone, but he's the loudest at it.

Early NASA was the only gubmint program I know of that actually paid its own way thanks to increased tax income from the consumer products that were spun off from the tech developed from it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 11:54 AM (HaL55)

250 242 We've reached aa point where a TV personality is President, and has to tap the dragon energy of rock stars and rappers because he can rely on their support in his endeavors to a greater degree than the feckless governing class whose mess he wants to clean up.

It's bizarro-world people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:52 AM (AzW6q)

At some point, you just go f-it, start wearing your underwear on your head, and go along with the crazy.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 11, 2018 11:54 AM (J+mig)

251 " I'll take Kid Rock.


They can have Alyssa and Babs."

I'd rather have Brandi.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2018 11:55 AM (cqNba)

252 I could use some horde prayers for my daughter. She's going through a very tough time and needs to be strong this weekend.

Y'all seem to have a direct line....

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 11:55 AM (cF8AT)

253 If discrimination is so bad why is discriminating against males and whites okay?

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2018 11:55 AM (mCMQ5)

254 Sounds almost discriminatory .

I know! The future should be female, non-white, and lesbian!

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2018 11:55 AM (QrTqV)

255
Which succeeded so much that if it weren't for Anna Puma I wouldn't even know that a Soyuz just blew up and almost killed one of our guys.

So, no, not the shuttle, but we should have a way of getting to space without the Russkies.

The two people who can get to space are Jeff Bezos (*cough*) and a guy, Musk, who literally should go to jail for stock fraud.
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Ultimately they are going to make it even more boring that an bus ride. Space elevator. Imagine the muzak. . .

Posted by: simplemind at October 11, 2018 11:55 AM (mHVdJ)

256 >>I think a lot of that had to do with the MSM not reporting it. He wanted to make sure it was getting out there. And it's tough to put it into 140 character bits


Definitely. Thought it was interesting that he was busy doing his homework in between multiple rallies/day. Trump is a quirky guy, and once you get past the cringey moments you see there's a method to his communication style.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:55 AM (W+vEI)

257 If discrimination is so bad why is discriminating against males and whites okay?

Webster's is a living document, m'kay?

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2018 11:55 AM (QrTqV)

258 253 If discrimination is so bad why is discriminating against males and whites okay?

-------------------

Only a racist, misogynist, homophobe would ask that question.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2018 11:56 AM (xfb67)

259 To continue on that vein, the serious people became such clowns that the actual clowns were the sanest people left in the room and had to clean up their mess.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 11, 2018 11:56 AM (J+mig)

260 235 228 According to Michelle Obama and her new Global Girls Alliance, the future is female...and non-white


Gurl Powah!
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2018 11:51 AM (O2RFr)

---

*shudders*

Pray.

And pray some more.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 11:56 AM (Ejylv)

261
Having bleeding-heart Progs in Congress interfering in spacecraft design where they literally have no business kept us from it.


It's the "Three loos or two?" argument ... but in space!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 11:57 AM (pNxlR)

262 There won't be anyone at my funeral - since there won't be anyone to hold the funeral. The last time I checked people buried in Potter's field didn't get services.
What would I like said if there was one held, and somebody showed up? That would be a recording of my voice played from inside the coffin: "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up."

Posted by: An Observation at October 11, 2018 11:57 AM (tH0dh)

263 >>According to Michelle Obama and her new Global Girls Alliance, the future is female...and non-white "

Sounds almost discriminatory .



Well, it's not said, but demonstrated in her video.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:57 AM (W+vEI)

264 Well,Mooch may or may not have a dick xerself....

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2018 11:57 AM (mCMQ5)

265 UN ambassador candidate?

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 11, 2018 11:47 AM (J+mig)

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I would kill to see this, lol. The Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp on the UNSC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:57 AM (AzW6q)

266 251 " I'll take Kid Rock.


They can have Alyssa and Babs."

I'd rather have Brandi.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2018 11:55 AM (cqNba)

What a good wife she would be

Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2018 11:58 AM (7HtZB)

267
A friend speculates "lying to a Federal agent", for either Don Jr. or for Kushner, since that catch-all seems to be a favored crime these days. Especially useful charge when evidence either doesn't exist or is words that are open to interpretation (See Flynn, Gen. Michael). I disagreed, thinking no way would the DOJ be willing to go after the President's family without a strong case. But that was one idea.
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they want to hang felonies on the heir's apparent to the political dynasty so they are disqualified from holding office. See general petreaus.

Posted by: simplemind at October 11, 2018 11:58 AM (AJzdT)

268 9 Greetings:



Re: Funerals



Question: What would you like people to say about you at your funeral ???



Answer: Look, he's moving !!!

Posted by: 11B40 at October 11, 2018 11:02 AM (evgyj)



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"He was a just and noble tyrant."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:03 AM (9ZlHt)

"He was both feared and respected."


Posted by: Archer at October 11, 2018 11:58 AM (gmo/4)

269 246 I'm glad the doctors have found a reason for your daughter's problems, Moki. Will put her back on the prayer list and pray that they will find some way for her to get some relief. Thanks for the update.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2018 11:54 AM (AllCR)

Thank you Fenelon. We are mighty blessed that the doctor found this. Also very happy that your son came out well from his court appearance. Hope you and yours are well.

Posted by: moki at October 11, 2018 11:58 AM (mFoNl)

270 Michelle sounds angry.

Does she really have the right temperament to be a leader in the party of love and rainbows?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2018 11:58 AM (cqNba)

271 Feministas were having a "bleed in"? That's sick. And weren't some of them scratching and howling at the Supreme Court women who were wearing tee shirts which said something like "All men are scum" ? The Democrat hard left. Winning votes daily

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2018 11:58 AM (AllCR)

272 People talk about how awesome Murkowski is in Alaska because she won a write-in campaign. But, really, McConnell won that race for her by promising that if she won by beating the GOP candidate for the race, she'd get to keep all of her seniority and committee assignments in the Senate.

Posted by: gm at October 11, 2018 11:58 AM (/LIOp)

273 Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 11:55 AM (cF8AT)

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You got it lady. I like to think G-d smiles on his Moron Horde

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:58 AM (AzW6q)

274 UN ambassador candidate?


Well sounds like a Gig, I'd like

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2018 11:59 AM (9MKXa)

275 262 There won't be anyone at my funeral - since there won't be anyone to hold the funeral. The last time I checked people buried in Potter's field didn't get services.
What would I like said if there was one held, and somebody showed up? That would be a recording of my voice played from inside the coffin: "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up."
Posted by: An Observation at October 11, 2018 11:57 AM (tH0dh)

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*grins*

And a fart machine.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 11:59 AM (Ejylv)

276 Guess who backs the Houthis...



Let's see: "Death to America!" in their slogan.

What is Iran?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (W+vEI)

It's an Islamic state and sponsor of terrorism, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (NWiLs)

Thank you for the Airplane joke, I love that one...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 11, 2018 11:59 AM (8D42x)

277 It's bizarro-world people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

At some point, you just go f-it, start wearing your underwear on your head, and go along with the crazy.
Posted by: Cato by Phone


Like the man said, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 11, 2018 11:59 AM (AM1GF)

278 253 If discrimination is so bad why is discriminating against males and whites okay?
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2018 11:55 AM (mCMQ5)

males bad. whites bad.

Because Discrimination also bad, 2 bads make a good.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 11, 2018 11:59 AM (KUaJL)

279 >>If discrimination is so bad why is discriminating against males and whites okay?



It's not discrimination to "afflict the powerful." Duh!
Also, white women are now a target, so add them to your list of who is 'the worst' in our society.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

280 Twitter suspended @gaypatriot again. And they didn't give him a reason.

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Imagine if Ma Bell had told some of its customers it would not allow them to have a phone in their house because they don't think in the "correct" manner...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 11, 2018 12:00 PM (mQ0Mc)

281 I'm guessing Michael's plan involves lots of other people giving the non-white females money and positions without any ability or particular skill.

Just like her experience at the Ivies and that hospital, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 11, 2018 12:00 PM (Qf3Gh)

282 252
I could use some horde prayers for my daughter. She's going through a very tough time and needs to be strong this weekend.



Y'all seem to have a direct line....

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 11:55 AM (cF8AT)
Prayers for you daughter; and also for Moki's daughter.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 12:00 PM (a0IVu)

283 "What a good wife she would be"

One of our better songs, yes?

But, it's Brandy.

Posted by: Looking Glass at October 11, 2018 12:00 PM (cqNba)

284 What is Iran?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:09 AM (W+vEI)

It's an Islamic state and sponsor of terrorism, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 11:12 AM (NWiLs)


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I miss him...

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:00 PM (Ejylv)

285
Dimsdale Piranha: "He was a cruel man, but fair!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 12:00 PM (pNxlR)

286 There was an Adnan Khashoggi that bought up a lot of small houses in an old neighborhood near the Houston Galleria. IIRC he was also an arms dealer to Iran.
He destroyed that neighborhood by not maintaining his properties and renting them out to dregs. It drove all of the residents that had spent their wholes there out.
The north part got bought up by developers, was replatted and is now a very rich niche of three story condos. The rest is still pretty much crap.

Posted by: DanMan at October 11, 2018 12:00 PM (QMG5F)

287 269 Thanks be to God she had a skilled and careful doctor, and thanks for your kind thoughts and prayers about my son. Much appreciated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2018 12:01 PM (AllCR)

288 You got it lady. I like to think G-d smiles on his Moron Horde

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:58 AM (AzW6q)

I hope so and thank you!

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 12:01 PM (cF8AT)

289 252 I could use some horde prayers for my daughter. She's going through a very tough time and needs to be strong this weekend.

Y'all seem to have a direct line....
Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 11:55 AM (cF8AT)

Absolutely Tami. Fenelon has posted the devotions from Brooklyn Tabernacle here, and I have started reading them daily. The one today is particularly good, on going to God in prayer.

I hope your daughter has peace and courage and strength this weekend. Will be lifting her and you up.

Posted by: moki at October 11, 2018 12:01 PM (mFoNl)

290 Also, white women are now a target, so add them to your list of who is 'the worst' in our society.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

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True, but unlike white men, white women can atone by hating themselves, and hating white men.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:01 PM (dmWPe)

291 Also, white women are now a target, so add them to your list of who is 'the worst' in our society
Welcome to the party, gal.

Posted by: Old Dude at October 11, 2018 12:01 PM (LGXGf)

292
I got interested in the Soyuz abort modes. There are three. They've got an escape tower, but that is jettisoned. This abort occurred well after tower jettison, and was the ballistic return abort mood.

It's rough. The crew experienced 7g during descent.

This is the first Soyuz abort since 1983, from what I can see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2018 12:02 PM (f1Vqw)

293 Remember folks...

Try toes "Do they have the right temperament?" at least twice a day in conversation with leftists.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2018 12:02 PM (cqNba)

294 192 Wow. Speaking of big birds...

Heard a hawk screaming nearby. Went out to take a look. He's in the oak right in front of the house, but flies high up into the old pecan by the shed. Sits there and continues screeching.

I walk out toward the shed. Usually, when they see people, they split, but he keeps right on screeching until I get pretty close. Then he takes off - beautiful white underwing patterns - and just like the state song I watch a hawk making lazy circles in the sky. Still screaming.

He finally sailed off north toward the river.

Beautiful critters. Don't like them around our kitties.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hawk, man!
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We've got a few hawks around here that screech from time to time. There are stories from the neighbors of Hawks trying to swoop up smaller dogs but I haven't seen it with my own eyes.. I did see a Hawk on the pitch of the neighbor's roof having a tasty meal of a finch the other morning... feather by feather and the other little finches were trying their best to interrupt Mr. Hawk but it just looked around like "who's next" while tearing its prey to pieces feather by feather. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 11, 2018 12:02 PM (8SR1L)

295 they want to hang felonies on the heir's apparent to the political dynasty so they are disqualified from holding office. See general petreaus.
Posted by: simplemind at October 11, 2018 11:58 AM (AJzdT)


Why it's almost like they have a long term plan to take over the country!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:02 PM (n9EOP)

296 White women are welcome in our big tent of deplorables.

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2018 12:03 PM (NLLmE)

297 Thank you all!

And Moki I'm praying hard for your daughter. I have neck problems but I can't even imagine what your daughter is going through.

I have they resolve it quickly!

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 12:03 PM (cF8AT)

298 296
White women are welcome in our big tent of deplorables.

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2018 12:03 PM (NLLmE)
What about non-white conservative women?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 12:03 PM (a0IVu)

299 228 According to Michelle Obama and her new Global Girls Alliance, the future is female...and non-white

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According to Donald Trump and his new Global Boys Alliance, the future is male...and white


Imagine the SHIT STORM if this was said. I think white males are getting pretty pissed at the anti-white male thing and when white men get pissed continents burn.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 11, 2018 12:03 PM (pw+jk)

300 " White women are welcome in our big tent of deplorables."

Last I checked, Trigglypuff had white skin.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (cqNba)

301 296 White women are welcome in our big tent of deplorables.
Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2018 12:03 PM (NLLmE)

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Wait. I thought we lived in baskets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (dmWPe)

302

Prayers up for daughter unit, Tami.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (HaL55)

303 282

Will pray for strength for your daughter, and that rough places are made smooth, Tami.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (AllCR)

304 they want to hang felonies on the heirs apparent to the political dynasty so they are disqualified from holding office.

It's funny that they think political office is more lucrative than inheriting and running billions of dollars in businesses.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (NAs56)

305 What about non-white conservative women?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 12:03 PM (a0IVu)

Like "white hispanics" they get grandfathered in too.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (KUaJL)

306 The judic cmte just sent 8 more judges to the full Senate for final
votes Total judges on floor now 49: 4 circuit + 43 district + 2 fed
claims nominees Lots of work to do Senate shld stay in session til ALL
49 judges are CONFIRMED / work comes b4 campaigning

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 11:49 AM (cF8AT)
Tee hee hee..so confirm conservative judges quickly and get home in time to campaign or dig your heels in to stop confirmation and don't have time to campaign?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 11:51 AM (a0IVu)

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I bet some Dem Senators are regretting Feinstein, Ford, and Katz' little Game of Crones today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (AzW6q)

307
274 UN ambassador candidate?


Well sounds like a Gig, I'd like
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2018 11:59 AM (9MKXa)


Order in takeout food for the entire Security Council during its meetings for about a year. Announce its arrival with, "Eat up, kiddos, because you and this are out of here one year from now!"

Then fire the entire apparatus to Brussels via trebuchet at the deadline.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (pNxlR)

308 What about non-white conservative women?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 12:03 PM (a0IVu)

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We have our own tent.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (Ejylv)

309 If discrimination is so bad why is discriminating against males and whites okay?


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Conservatives often try and call out leftists on hypocrisy. It never works...because the left always redefines terms to NOT include what they are doing.

Discriminate against someone because they are white? Not racial discrimination because the powerless can't discriminate...hahaha sucker!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2018 12:05 PM (eSx+E)

310 Imagine if Ma Bell had told some of its customers it would not allow them to have a phone in their house because they don't think in the "correct" manner...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 11, 2018 12:00 PM (mQ0Mc)

Please, whatever you do, don't give them new ideas!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:05 PM (n9EOP)

311
A like the bill Trump just signed to put the squeeze on nations that dump waste into the ocean. It passed with unanimous consent.

I wonder why our MSM seemed so unimpressed with a Trump proposal passing unanimously?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 11, 2018 12:05 PM (URwyc)

312 4Chan inadvertently explains the behavior of liberals as "non-playable characters" in video games. So.. NPC.

Safe for work/ non-4chan link:

https://tinyurl.com/yd4h9we2


NPC is the new SJW which is the new sheeple.

Posted by: shibumi at October 11, 2018 12:05 PM (QKV7o)

313 What about non-white conservative women?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 12:03 PM (a0IVu)



Are you deplorable?

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2018 12:05 PM (NLLmE)

314
Wait. I thought we lived in baskets.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (dmWPe)

A "basket" is the word for any group of deplorables.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 11, 2018 12:06 PM (KUaJL)

315 In other strange news, Kid Rock is at the White House

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IC, where are you seeing that? I want to send it to Mr. Black. He's a big Kid Rock fan.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 11, 2018 12:06 PM (mQ0Mc)

316
Wait. I thought we lived in baskets.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (dmWPe)


But first, the wimmens need to be released from their binders.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 12:06 PM (pNxlR)

317 We have our own tent.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (Ejylv)

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If I identify as a white womman, can I come in the tent?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:06 PM (dmWPe)

318 white women can atone by hating themselves, and hating white men

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AKA becoming feminists

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 11, 2018 12:06 PM (ri9I6)

319 286- that would be the same Adnan Khashoggi in London.

Posted by: moki at October 11, 2018 12:06 PM (mFoNl)

320 "He was a just and noble tyrant."


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:03 AM (9ZlHt)
"He was both feared and respected."
Posted by: Archer at October 11, 2018 11:58 AM (gmo/4
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He ran an excellent helicopter service.

Posted by: Gen. Augusto Pinochet, Washington D.C. at October 11, 2018 12:06 PM (LISuA)

321 She's already got ice in her veins. No need for embalming fluid.

Heck. Bill will help her in the box if needed.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 11, 2018 12:07 PM (CXQS2)

322 they want to hang felonies on the heirs apparent to the political dynasty so they are disqualified from holding office.

It's funny that they think political office is more lucrative than inheriting and running billions of dollars in businesses.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (NAs56)

It's not the money that motivates the Libs, it's leading the long march to the Utopian Socialist State (where they are in charge of course).

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:07 PM (n9EOP)

323 236 @ChuckGrassley 8 minutes ago

The judic cmte just sent 8 more judges to the full Senate for final votes Total judges on floor now 49: 4 circuit + 43 district + 2 fed claims nominees Lots of work to do Senate shld stay in session til ALL 49 judges are CONFIRMED / work comes b4 campaigning
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PS the internal polling is showing them the Republicans have the lead . . .

I heart winning.
Posted by: simplemind at October 11, 2018 11:51 AM (qyxoz)
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So has McConnell committed to keeping the Senate in session? I assume this type of communication is coordinated with Senate leadership.

Posted by: WisRich at October 11, 2018 12:07 PM (G0vdT)

324 Some Hollywood magazine article blamed poor box office on white men.Need more movies with women and minorities especially superhero movies.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2018 12:07 PM (mCMQ5)

325 "Do they have the right temperament?"

+++

"What's the temperament, Kenneth?"

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 11, 2018 12:08 PM (ri9I6)

326 He ran an excellent helicopter service.
Posted by: Gen. Augusto Pinochet, Washington D.C. at October 11, 2018 12:06 PM (LISuA)

The helicopters flew on time!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:08 PM (n9EOP)

327 Saw this over at instapundit on last nights open thread.
Copyright Stilton's Place. (stiltonsplace.blogspot.com)

I tried scrolling through Stilton's Place. Had to search by image in Chrome to find it - June 29 2018

http://stiltonsplace.blogspot.com/2018/06/supreme-irony.html

It's been all over the net.

Posted by: Ionia Feldergas at October 11, 2018 12:08 PM (oYD2h)

328 {{{Tami}}}}!!

Posted by: moki at October 11, 2018 12:08 PM (mFoNl)

329 IC, where are you seeing that? I want to send it to Mr. Black. He's a big Kid Rock fan.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 11, 2018 12:06 PM (mQ0Mc)
I don't know how to linky but go to RedState Watcher - they have the tweets there

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 12:08 PM (a0IVu)

330 So a basket of de0orables is like a mob of kangaroos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:09 PM (dmWPe)

331 According to Donald Trump and his new Global Boys Alliance, the future is male...and white

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If he said that, as a white woman, I'd be OK with that.

White men have accomplished a lot throughout history.

If the future belongs to Islam {aka brown middle easterners} well, women are in for clit removals, beatings and life as lesser beings.




Posted by: shibumi at October 11, 2018 12:09 PM (QKV7o)

332


True, but unlike white men, white women can atone by hating themselves, and hating white men.

And killing your unborn child, too.

Some Prog candidate was bemoaning Kav's confirmation the other day by saying, "Get your coat hangers out, ladies" or something very similar.


And that is somehow more barbaric than having someone else kill your kid in an abortuary? I believe that if you want to do that, you should do it yourself. So you can get the full experience.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 12:09 PM (HaL55)

333 hugs and smooches to all of you, and prayers up as well. Work beckons. I have a book to submit to agents at the end of the week, so here's hoping all goes well!!

Posted by: moki at October 11, 2018 12:09 PM (mFoNl)

334 Are you deplorable?

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2018 12:05 PM (NLLmE)
I hang out here all the time...does that work?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 12:09 PM (a0IVu)

335
Some Hollywood magazine article blamed poor box office on white men.Need
more movies with women and minorities especially superhero movies.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2018 12:07 PM (mCMQ5)

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Harvard and Yale are putting out MBAs in SJW and it is going just as well as expected. Marketing 101 piss off you biggest market by giving it what it does not want.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 11, 2018 12:09 PM (pw+jk)

336
From Pee-Pull --

Friends and family of a beloved Medieval knight re-enactor have been left "stunned" after the Virginia man accidentally impaled himself with his lance during a re-enactment event over the weekend.

Peter Barclay, 53, was competing in an equestrian game in front of a crowd in Williamstown, Kentucky Saturday when he was fatally injured.

Participating in events under the knight name of Master Terafan Greydragon, Peter went to spear a paper plate while on horseback when something went wrong and his lance impaled him under his sternum, WLWT confirms.

Peter, a military veteran, was airlifted to a hospital but died en route.


Gone to meet his Darwin ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 12:10 PM (pNxlR)

337 OK, I give up. I've never been Never Trump but I have been Reluctant Trump.

He just did a stream of consciousness about the dead Saudi journalist in Turkey, the importance of selling shit to Saudi, and Kid Rock, Kanye, and Jim Brown who btw did you know was a great lacrosse player.

I'm in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:10 PM (fuK7c)

338 All women are welcome under the deplorables tent!

According to the Left. non-white conservative women are "race traitors" and just as bad as white women, who are easily led by their "abusive" husbands to use their "white privilege to maintain the patriarchy"...or something. I haven't been able to fully understand the latest feminist theories on why non-feminist women are evil.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:10 PM (W+vEI)

339 It's hot here and I don't see any v... is that Helen Thomas?

Posted by: jamal khashoggi at October 11, 2018 12:10 PM (ykYG2)

340
334 Are you deplorable?
Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2018 12:05 PM (NLLmE)

I hang out here all the time...does that work?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 12:09 PM (a0IVu)


Your Honor, we rest our case.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 12:11 PM (pNxlR)

341 It blows my mind that 4chan are the good guys now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 11, 2018 12:11 PM (Qf3Gh)

342 331 According to Donald Trump and his new Global Boys Alliance, the future is male...and white

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If he said that, as a white woman, I'd be OK with that.

White men have accomplished a lot throughout history.

If the future belongs to Islam {aka brown middle easterners} well, women are in for clit removals, beatings and life as lesser beings.




Posted by: shibumi at October 11, 2018 12:09 PM (QKV7o)

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White men vs "men" that want to declitorize me...

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:11 PM (Ejylv)

343 Participating in events under the knight name of Master Terafan Greydragon,

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He deserved a solid mace blow to the head just for picking that stupid name.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:12 PM (dmWPe)

344 334 Are you deplorable?
Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2018 12:05 PM (NLLmE)

I hang out here all the time...does that work?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 12:09 PM (a0IVu)

Your Honor, we rest our case.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 12:11 PM (pNxlR)

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lol

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:12 PM (Ejylv)

345
I love it. The cosmonaut, Aleksey Ovchinin, commander of the mission, was cool as a cucumber during the Soyuz abort.

When the booster went splodey, he said, "Well, looks like this is going to be a short flight."

He said, "We're tightening our seat belts" as he initiated the 7g ballistic abort mode.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2018 12:12 PM (f1Vqw)

346 Saw that Hillary cartoon the other day, but it still cracks me up.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 11, 2018 12:13 PM (fqUgw)

347 #BeliveAllDeplorableIrredeemables

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always tweets... at October 11, 2018 12:13 PM (vtcmf)

348 326 He ran an excellent helicopter service.
Posted by: Gen. Augusto Pinochet, Washington D.C. at October 11, 2018 12:06 PM (LISuA)

The helicopters flew on time!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:08 PM (n9EOP)

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and some passengers get to land early

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 11, 2018 12:13 PM (Q8Fq+)

349 Prayers for your daughter, Tami!
Is this the one getting married this weekend?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:13 PM (W+vEI)

350 So has McConnell committed to keeping the Senate in session? I assume this type of communication is coordinated with Senate leadership."

The best part is that this is a big FU to red state Democrats who badly need to go home and campaign. If they don't they will probably lose - but of course if they do just leave, then not only do they look shitty for cutting out of their jobs, they hand McConnell an even bigger voting majority for confirmation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2018 12:13 PM (k1TUh)

351 OK, I give up. I've never been Never Trump but I have been Reluctant Trump.

He just did a stream of consciousness about the dead Saudi journalist in Turkey, the importance of selling shit to Saudi, and Kid Rock, Kanye, and Jim Brown who btw did you know was a great lacrosse player.

I'm in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


You make it sound like it's a Moron podcast...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 11, 2018 12:14 PM (AM1GF)

352 Trump made reference to some 'music/copyright' issue he's working on today. Might be why two musicians are at the WH today.

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 12:14 PM (cF8AT)

353
142 ... and here I've been trying to give away rocket rides for three decades.

shame that Roton never worked out. we could have combined rocket rides with helicopter rides.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 11, 2018 12:15 PM (NmR1a)

354 349 Prayers for your daughter, Tami!
Is this the one getting married this weekend?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:13 PM (W+vEI)

No Lizzy, my son is getting married this weekend.

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

355 I love it. The cosmonaut, Aleksey Ovchinin, commander of the mission, was cool as a cucumber during the Soyuz abort.

When the booster went splodey, he said, "Well, looks like this is going to be a short flight."

He said, "We're tightening our seat belts" as he initiated the 7g ballistic abort mode.



Well, that's a good counterpoint to Yeager's "spam in a can".

That's frickin Yeageresque right there. I hope he said it in a Russian southern drawl.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:15 PM (fuK7c)

356 If he said that, as a white woman, I'd be OK with that.

White men have accomplished a lot throughout history.

If the future belongs to Islam {aka brown middle easterners} well, women are in for clit removals, beatings and life as lesser beings.

Posted by: shibumi at October 11, 2018 12:09 PM (QKV7o)

Makes you appreciate certain things more, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

357 Some Prog candidate was bemoaning Kav's confirmation the other day by saying, "Get your coat hangers out, ladies" or something very similar.

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Does anyone think the special snowflakes of today even have the balls to do that?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 11, 2018 12:15 PM (Q8Fq+)

358 I don't know how to linky but go to RedState Watcher - they have the tweets there

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I found it, thank you!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 11, 2018 12:16 PM (mQ0Mc)

359 354 349 Prayers for your daughter, Tami!
Is this the one getting married this weekend?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:13 PM (W+vEI)

No Lizzy, my son is getting married this weekend.
Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

These days, tomato tomahto.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

360 The point being, Day Walkers never call nood, thus are nood fuckers...

Posted by: Second Front Door Fucker at October 11, 2018 11:20 AM (EaWI3)

I called a nood don lemon yesterday....

you're welcome for the visual...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 11, 2018 12:16 PM (8D42x)

361 No Lizzy, my son is getting married this weekend.
Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

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Congrats, and prayers up for your daughter.

You must be on an emotional rollercoaster.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:16 PM (Ejylv)

362 Prayers for your daughter, Tami!
Is this the one getting married this weekend?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:13 PM (W+vEI)

No Lizzy, my son is getting married this weekend.
Posted by: Tami

And we're on the job!

The ritual 'burning of the bachelor shorts' will be epic....Good thing that you have a pool.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at October 11, 2018 12:17 PM (nEOLy)

363
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:12 PM (Ejylv)


Has the RFP issued for the Thunderdome project yet? Asking for a friend ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 12:17 PM (pNxlR)

364 Some Prog candidate was bemoaning Kav's confirmation the other day by saying, "Get your coat hangers out, ladies" or something very similar.


And that is somehow more barbaric than having someone else kill your kid in an abortuary? I believe that if you want to do that, you should do it yourself. So you can get the full experience.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


And stab hard, deeply, and repeatedly.
Stab until the blood flows freely.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2018 12:17 PM (hQt/L)

365 I love it. The cosmonaut, Aleksey Ovchinin, commander of the mission, was cool as a cucumber during the Soyuz abort.



When the booster went splodey, he said, "Well, looks like this is going to be a short flight."



He said, "We're tightening our seat belts" as he initiated the 7g ballistic abort mode.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2018 12:12 PM (f1Vqw)

Russian version of the Right Stuff...

Posted by: Archer at October 11, 2018 12:17 PM (gmo/4)

366 the red tail hawks like to soar and screech over fields ... I figured it was to get the little field mice to turn and look up, so the hawk could see them better. works for me, they screech, I look up.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 11, 2018 12:17 PM (Cus5s)

367 Imagine if Ma Bell had told some of its customers it would not allow them to have a phone in their house because they don't think in the "correct" manner...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 11, 2018 12:00 PM (mQ0Mc)


True story: sometime in the mid to late 80's one of my kids was going to write a paper for class. He was in about the 5th grade. I got him in touch with an engineer from AT&T to introduce my kid to fiber optics.

Long story short the guy basically told us they had the technology to bring TV, phone, fire and burglar alarm connection to any residence but the problem was the public perception of invasion of privacy. They were going to attempt an introduction that to two different medium size cities.

And now we pay hundreds of $/month for that same invasion of privacy.

Posted by: DanMan at October 11, 2018 12:18 PM (QMG5F)

368 Burning of the bachelor shorts?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

369 Has the RFP issued for the Thunderdome project yet? Asking for a friend ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2018 12:17 PM (pNxlR)

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*smiles*

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:18 PM (Ejylv)

370 I was Trump-skeptical. My main reason was that I didn't think he could beat Hillary. Now I know he was the ONLY one who could have beaten that tyrannical marxist horror story.

Posted by: dagny at October 11, 2018 12:18 PM (nRWPy)

371 Are you deplorable?

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2018 12:05 PM (NLLmE)
I hang out here all the time...does that work?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 11, 2018 12:09 PM (a0IVu)

You go in the AoS tent!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:19 PM (n9EOP)

372 Oh, OK, Tami - Hope your son's wedding goes smoothly and your daughter gets through her tough time!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)

373 When I heard there was a video of a massive bird, I thought one of the Beatles was warning me Rosie O'Donnel was in it!

Posted by: Magnificent Trump at October 11, 2018 12:19 PM (o4QxK)

374
Wait, Alex Ovechkin is a cosmonaut? He scored a goal in last night's game. Guy gets around.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2018 12:19 PM (BWL+E)

375 Unrelated and irrelevant comment: I think the media-driven hatred of conservatives generally and Trump supporters specifically has me questioning the accuracy of any polls.

There surely are many people planning on voting Republican who are afraid, or at least reluctant, to admit it to a pollster.

And that adds to my conviction that the media are deeply and profoundly stupid. And this is one of Trump's accomplishments, revealing their vapidity.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 11, 2018 12:19 PM (nBr1j)

376 Congrats, and prayers up for your daughter.

You must be on an emotional rollercoaster.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:16 PM (Ejylv)

You have no idea....

Oh and I had that tooth that was bothering me checked out by the dentist this morning....cracked. Said he doesn't think it should bother me too much this weekend and can wait. Gave me a script for antibiotics if it starts to act up.

FML...

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 12:20 PM (cF8AT)

377 Burning of the bachelor shorts?
Posted by: Insomniac

The transition to wedded bliss requires that old habits (and undergarments) be cast off (and burned for health reasons).

The perfect ending to any rehearsal dinner.

Bonus points if you can detect if the bride recognizes the shorts.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at October 11, 2018 12:20 PM (nEOLy)

378 People in the 60s...Don't let the MAN wiretap us!

People in the 10s...Hey wiretap what is a good recipe for pancakes


Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2018 12:20 PM (eSx+E)

379
Wait, Alex Ovechkin is a cosmonaut? He scored a goal in last night's game. Guy gets around.

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IIRC, he was also a wonderful painter and manufactured a reliable line of wood chippers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:21 PM (dmWPe)

380 Wait, Alex Ovechkin is a cosmonaut? He scored a goal in last night's game. Guy gets around.


Shh. You're going to encourage the SMR guy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:21 PM (fuK7c)

381 377 Burning of the bachelor shorts?
Posted by: Insomniac

The transition to wedded bliss requires that old habits (and undergarments) be cast off (and burned for health reasons).

The perfect ending to any rehearsal dinner.

Bonus points if you can detect if the bride recognizes the shorts.
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at October 11, 2018 12:20 PM (nEOLy)

You're just making this shit up, aren't you.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 12:21 PM (NWiLs)

382 And we're on the job!

The ritual 'burning of the bachelor shorts' will be epic....Good thing that you have a pool.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at October 11, 2018 12:17 PM (nEOLy)

LOL! I love you Mr. Helpful!

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 12:21 PM (cF8AT)

383 If you can just get your mind together
Then come on across to me
We'll hold hands an' then we'll watch the sun rise
From the bottom of the sea
But first

Are You Deplorable?
Ah! Have you ever been Deplorable?
Well, I have

Posted by: Jimi Buzzsaw90 at October 11, 2018 12:21 PM (Q8Fq+)

384 >>These days, tomato tomahto.


I don't know how to link to a specific Gab post, the one about 6 posts down on this account..."Look in the eyes of these fathers: they're dead inside because they know they have failed in their primary duty."

https://gab.ai/pnn

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:22 PM (W+vEI)

385 Been seeing quite a few bald eagles around here as of late. Seeing them in person is such a shock. They are magnificent.

It's a nice that the Lord reminds me that He's got this in such breathtaking ways.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:22 PM (Ejylv)

386 Hitchcock should have used a flock of birds like that in The Birds. It would have been more convincing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2018 12:22 PM (/qEW2)

387 He said, "We're tightening our seat belts" as he initiated the 7g ballistic abort mode.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2018 12:12 PM (f1Vqw)

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at which point the poop came out

Posted by: Jimi Buzzsaw90 at October 11, 2018 12:22 PM (Q8Fq+)

388 >> Russian version of the Right Stuff...

He was shirtless the whole time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2018 12:22 PM (f1Vqw)

389 Mexico Beach looks pretty bad from the hurricane, but a lot of the solid structures were intact ... maybe roof damage. little sheds for boats torn up, poles leaning or down ... but so far ... not total wipe out ... but maybe they haven't got to the worst places yet.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 11, 2018 12:22 PM (Cus5s)

390

OK Hordelings, life beckons.


Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 12:23 PM (HaL55)

391 And we're on the job!

The ritual 'burning of the bachelor shorts' will be epic....Good thing that you have a pool.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at October 11, 2018 12:17 PM (nEOLy)

LOL! I love you Mr. Helpful!
Posted by: Tami

I saw a clip where the groom threw a bouquet as well, to a pack of male attendees; who all promptly ran from it when thrown.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at October 11, 2018 12:23 PM (nEOLy)

392 389 Mexico Beach looks pretty bad from the hurricane, but a lot of the solid structures were intact ... maybe roof damage. little sheds for boats torn up, poles leaning or down ... but so far ... not total wipe out ... but maybe they haven't got to the worst places yet.

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When it starts to look like real Mexico, we can officially declare a natural disaster.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:24 PM (dmWPe)

393 Man. That really is a kick-ass bird.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 11, 2018 12:24 PM (rpAqR)

394 Shh. You're going to encourage the SMR guy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:21 PM (fuK7c)

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SMR is a a bottomless font of courage. Needs no assistance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 12:24 PM (AzW6q)

395 Hitchcock should have used a flock of birds like that in The Birds. It would have been more convincing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2018 12:22 PM (/qEW2)

I watched that a few weeks ago....when I saw it as a kid...pretty scary....now?...pretty lame.

Posted by: BignJames at October 11, 2018 12:24 PM (0+nbW)

396 My Alaskan lil brother regards bald eagles as pests and scavengers on par with raccoons.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 11, 2018 12:25 PM (0OmEj)

397 Owls are pretty badass as well. much more reclusive and mysterious IMO.

https://tinyurl.com/y78647cf

Posted by: dananjcon at October 11, 2018 12:25 PM (xqfqx)

398 384 >>These days, tomato tomahto.


I don't know how to link to a specific Gab post, the one about 6 posts down on this account..."Look in the eyes of these fathers: they're dead inside because they know they have failed in their primary duty."

https://gab.ai/pnn
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:22 PM (W+vEI)

Primary duty is keep your daughter off the pole. But this is a close second. Those poor bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

399 Saw a bald eagle near the potomac within DC metro the other day. Two of my sons were with me and started yelling, "AMERICA, FUXX YEAH!"
Life with boys.

Posted by: dagny at October 11, 2018 12:25 PM (nRWPy)

400 Larry Sabato: "Red Wave Ain't Going To Happen, It's Just A Question About How Big The Blue Wave Is"

Less than 2 years ago (i.e., October 2016), he was predicting Clinton would get 352 electoral votes. How does this guy even have a job?

Posted by: gm at October 11, 2018 12:26 PM (/LIOp)

401 I saw a clip where the groom threw a bouquet as well, to a pack of male attendees; who all promptly ran from it when thrown.
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at October 11, 2018 12:23 PM (nEOLy)

Like a live hand grenade.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 12:26 PM (NWiLs)

402 Trump made reference to some 'music/copyright' issue he's working on today. Might be why two musicians are at the WH today.

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 12:14 PM (cF8AT)

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Good. If there's one thing that needs more restrictions it's how citizens can use the product they paid for.

I just recently learned that playing blu-rays on your computer will automatically update something internally in the drive to prevent users from converting the movie to a different format (think iPad on a long flight), and it updates the drive without your knowledge or any way for the person who owns the drive to prevent it from happening. Exactly like a virus.

The industry has been doing it since 2012 or so, too.

Yay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 11, 2018 12:26 PM (m5Z/I)

403 It's a nice that the Lord reminds me that He's got this in such breathtaking ways.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:22 PM (Ejylv)

I think birds are one of God's many wonders. I was recently walking down to a pier on the river and a huge blue heron exploded out of the shore grass--an incredibly awkward looking bird yet magnificent in flight!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:26 PM (n9EOP)

404

I never fucked that 4 legged whore, she's a lying scrunt...

Posted by: Raccoon Fucker at October 11, 2018 12:27 PM (6WZXd)

405 32 OK, this is normally way too early in a thread for me to look anything up, but I had to know what the bird is.

Stellar's Sea Eagle, native to East Asia*.

*(are we at war with them?)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 11:08 AM

We've always been at war with East Asia.

Posted by: Big Brother at October 11, 2018 12:27 PM (o4QxK)

406 Tami, just saw about your daughter. Will pray for her, and the wedding, and your tooth, and the bachelor shorts thing too because what the heck.

Seriously, hope you all get through this weekend in one piece, and with peace.

Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2018 12:27 PM (U5tDi)

407 lol dagny

My youngest g-baby calls them "ball beagles".

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:27 PM (Ejylv)

408
Anticipation

Posted by: Cledwyn Culhwch at October 11, 2018 12:27 PM (oYD2h)

409 Life with boys.
Posted by: dagny at October 11, 2018 12:25 PM (nRWPy)

You're obviously doing something right!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:27 PM (n9EOP)

410 Primary duty is keep your daughter off the pole. But this is a close second. Those poor bastards.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

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A rare point of disagreement with you here, Insomniac.

I don't have a daughter. But if I did I would hands-down prefer for her to be a stripper as opposed to mutilated degenerate lunatic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 12:28 PM (AzW6q)

411
How does this guy even have a job?

Posted by: gm at October 11, 2018 12:26 PM (/LIOp)


He's at University of Virginia. In academia, actions have no consequences and status confers no responsibilities.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2018 12:29 PM (BWL+E)

412 I think birds are one of God's many wonders. I was recently walking down to a pier on the river and a huge blue heron exploded out of the shore grass--an incredibly awkward looking bird yet magnificent in flight!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:26 PM (n9EOP)
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I like birds too, Hrothgar. My family makes fun of me because I get all excited in the spring when all the bird songs start and my sweet little bluebirds come back.

Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2018 12:29 PM (U5tDi)

413 410 Primary duty is keep your daughter off the pole. But this is a close second. Those poor bastards.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

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A rare point of disagreement with you here, Insomniac.

I don't have a daughter. But if I did I would hands-down prefer for her to be a stripper as opposed to mutilated degenerate lunatic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 12:28 PM (AzW6q)


It's an old Chris Rock bit

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 12:29 PM (NWiLs)

414 https://gab.ai/pnn
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:22 PM (W+vEI)

Holy crap. Colin Mochrie. Super funny guy, regular on Whose Line is it Anyway, both British and American versions. Looks pretty beat down in that photo, though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lonely Gloat-herd at October 11, 2018 12:29 PM (xPJvm)

415
OK Hordelings, life beckons.


Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2018 12:23 PM (HaL55)









Killjoy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2018 12:29 PM (veoSD)

416 Tami, I had a cracked tooth. It bothered me a bit, you should be fine through the weekend. They ended up having to pull mine though.

Prayers for you and your daughter.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2018 12:30 PM (kG5hP)

417 It's an old Chris Rock bit

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 12:29 PM (NWiLs)

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Ah, I see. I'll look it up. Chris is usually pretty funny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 12:30 PM (AzW6q)

418 I think birds are one of God's many wonders. I was recently walking down to a pier on the river and a huge blue heron exploded out of the shore grass--an incredibly awkward looking bird yet magnificent in flight!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:26 PM (n9EOP)

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Thus our desire to fly with them.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:30 PM (Ejylv)

419 In academia, actions have no consequences and status confers no responsibilities

+++

Civil service also

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 11, 2018 12:31 PM (ri9I6)

420 Look around at the Earth. Everywhere you turn is full of miracles. So you tell me all this wonder is a fortunate accident and I am foolish to believe in God? Keep your wisdom. I shall keep my wonder, AND my God.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 11, 2018 12:31 PM (rpAqR)

421 Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2018 12:29 PM (U5tDi)

I bet you like blueberries too!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:32 PM (n9EOP)

422 White women are welcome in our big tent of deplorables.

Posted by: eleven


5"4" or tall need only apply

Posted by: wrg500 at October 11, 2018 12:32 PM (neNUS)

423 I bet you like blueberries too!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:32 PM (n9EOP)
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Of course!

Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2018 12:33 PM (U5tDi)

424 He just did a stream of consciousness about the dead Saudi journalist in Turkey, the importance of selling shit to Saudi, and Kid Rock, Kanye, and Jim Brown who btw did you know was a great lacrosse player.

I'm in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:10 PM


At that same little meeting he signed a bill to put the squeeze on nations that are using our oceans as a dumping ground. He started the morning with a call-in to Fox and Friends at 8 am. He has a full agenda the rest of the day.

It's embarrassing how much energy the dude has.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 11, 2018 12:33 PM (URwyc)

425 Thus our desire to fly with them.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:30 PM (Ejylv)

Poetry in seven words!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:33 PM (n9EOP)

426 "5"4" or tall need only apply"

AtC is gonna kick your ass kneecap.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2018 12:33 PM (cqNba)

427 Some Prog candidate was bemoaning Kav's confirmation the other day by saying, "Get your coat hangers out, ladies" or something very similar.
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There's no particular reason to think that Kavanaugh, who respects the doctrine of stare decisis, would vote to overturn Roe v. Wade.

But even if by some unlikely chance he did, that doesn't mean that abortion would suddenly become illegal in the U.S. Roe created, out of thin air (emanations and penumbras) a federal constitutional right to abortion that had not previously existed. If Roe was overturned and that right disappeared tomorrow, the states would still have the right to regulate abortion as they chose, just like they had been doing before Roe.

Since abortion is much more widely accepted now that it was in the '70's, most states likely would continue to allow it in certain circumstances, although there would be restrictions that would vary from state to state. Some loony left states (CA, NY, etc.), would likely make it legal for any reason up to the 9th month, if not beyond, and would force their taxpayers to fully fund it.

So instead of needing "coat hangers" if Roe were to be overturned, the most any woman might need (and very few of them) would be a short ride to a neighboring state with more liberal abortion laws.

But apparently being hysterical and screaming about coat hangers and Nazis is more fun than the boring facts.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 11, 2018 12:33 PM (fqUgw)

428 Will pray for strength for your daughter, and that rough places are made smooth, Tami.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2018 12:04 PM (AllCR)


Tami, just saw about your daughter. Will pray for her, and the wedding, and your tooth, and the bachelor shorts thing too because what the heck.

Seriously, hope you all get through this weekend in one piece, and with peace.

Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2018 12:27 PM (U5tDi)

OK...I got me some heavy hitters here!

Thanks to ALL of you!

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 12:34 PM (cF8AT)

429 I don't have a daughter. But if I did I would hands-down prefer for her to be a stripper as opposed to mutilated degenerate lunatic.

This is going to be circuitous, but I think I have a point.

Anyone watch "Hell on Wheels"? Western, building the railroad, horses, splodeys, greed, corruption, all the good stuff.

There was a girl who'd been captured by Injuns who tattooed her below her mouth. It was a permanent mark of shame, it meant she'd belonged to a buck and she couldn't even get the going rate as a prostitute. Now, that's racist as shit and all but that's not where I'm going.

No. 2 Son is a Goth. He's got weird friends, he dyes his hair black, he wears Doc Martens. He'll grow out of it. He's a good kid and smart.

One of his friends is a girl who has tattooed her face including the under the mouth tattoos. I know she feels rebellious and bless her little heart, but she has a chin tattoo for life.

I feel really bad for her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:35 PM (fuK7c)

430
Woo, wee, take a gander at Ivanka here:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6265821

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2018 12:35 PM (f1Vqw)

431 The NYT, having run out of semi-rational things to bitch about, decided to complain about the tax cuts again. Apparently, the "bulk" of the "benefits" are flowing to white people.

That's right: not only is this being described as some sort of entitlement/welfare program for the rich, it's also racist.

Posted by: Gen. Augusto Pinochet, Washington D.C. at October 11, 2018 12:36 PM (LISuA)

432
Some Prog candidate was bemoaning Kav's confirmation the other day by saying, "Get your coat hangers out, ladies" or something very similar.

Am I the only one who thinks Gosnell wasn't all that atypical of abortionists?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2018 12:36 PM (BWL+E)

433 NPC is the new SJW which is the new sheeple.
Posted by: shibumi at October 11, 2018 12:05 PM (QKV7o)


Amazing. Not once does this idiot author say anything like "to be fair, the Left does this a lot too, so I can't really blame them".

And I believe that even a fleeting observation would reveal that as a descriptor, NPC is accurate when referring to the left, deliberate distortion and lies when applied to the right. But of course she doesn't do any sort of analysis.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2018 12:36 PM (/qEW2)

434 138 Wait. How did Stellar get both a sea cow and a sea eagle? Who do you have to know to get an animal named after you?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 11:28 AM

Have you ever asked "Who do I have to blow around here to get an animal named after me"?

I did.

Posted by: Stellar at October 11, 2018 12:36 PM (o4QxK)

435 It's embarrassing how much energy the dude has.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 11, 2018 12:33 PM (URwyc)

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He's a whirling dervish, and I think it's because he has the energy of someone who truly, deeply loves their job.

Which is amazing, because his job sucks more balls than any other President's since Truman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 12:36 PM (AzW6q)

436 Interesting bit about how Trump matches crazy for crazy, then sneaks in a common sense uppercut...

Past GOP Poti and Establishment types, in response to getting repeatedly and publicly punched in the face by the Dems and media for decades, would typically only attempt the common sense part without ever defending themselves or fighting back to deter future attacks.

Along comes Trump, well outside the GOPe, who counter-punches for a living, and he's assembled enough common sense around him to both protect and advance, i.e. shield AND sword.

This of course confuses GOP-E's long accustomed to assuming the fetal position if the lib media so much as looks at them.

Posted by: bringer of wisdom at October 11, 2018 12:36 PM (TU9by)

437 I am glad I never had a daughter. I cannot even imagine the torture of watching the princess I raised as carefully as possible falling in love with some loser young douchebag far beneath her quality and have to act supportive and even glad at her wedding to this human detritus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2018 12:36 PM (39g3+)

438 But apparently being hysterical and screaming about coat hangers and Nazis is more fun than the boring facts.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 11, 2018 12:33 PM (fqUgw)

There is some irony in these maenads identifying themselves almost entirely in terms of their lady parts, while holding as sacrosanct the slaughter of the babies that grow in there.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

439 5"4" or tall need only apply



You know I have a literal hotline to alexthechick, right?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:37 PM (fuK7c)

440 416 Tami, I had a cracked tooth. It bothered me a bit, you should be fine through the weekend. They ended up having to pull mine though.

Prayers for you and your daughter.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2018 12:30 PM (kG5hP)

I've cracked a lot of teeth in my time. I clench them at night apparently. He's not sure if it will need a root canal or not. Been through a ton of those too...

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2018 12:37 PM (cF8AT)

441 The "bulk "of the country is still white people NY Times.Sorry.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2018 12:37 PM (mCMQ5)

442
There's no particular reason to think that Kavanaugh, who respects
the doctrine of stare decisis, would vote to overturn Roe v. Wade.
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Science has also dramatically changed attitudes. The party of science is, of course, denying it.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 11, 2018 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

443 Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 11, 2018 12:31 PM (rpAqR)

A truly random universe, where trillions of elements of chance occurred in such a manner that they just happened to fall out so that gazillions of the pieces fit together perfectly!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:38 PM (n9EOP)

444 Regarding the music law thing:
https://tinyurl.com/y7uylha5
Looks like it's more to protect pre-1972 work and allow musicians to get more of their royalties from producers.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 11, 2018 12:38 PM (TUU1F)

445 According to Donald Trump and his new Global Boys Alliance, the future is male...and white

What's funny to me is that people who say this kind of nonsense, cheer and agree with the idea that the future is female... and black.

SO wait, the one is heroic and noble and laudable, and the other horrible racist and evil?

How about both are wrong because they are racist and sexist and stupid? How can you possibly think one is awful and the other good and be sane?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2018 12:40 PM (39g3+)

446
Looks like it's more to protect pre-1972 work and allow musicians to get more of their royalties from producers.

"Sorry, that album hasn't made a profit yet." - Producers

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2018 12:40 PM (BWL+E)

447 One of his friends is a girl who has tattooed her face including the under the mouth tattoos. I know she feels rebellious and bless her little heart, but she has a chin tattoo for life.

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That tattoo "artist" should be ashamed. That's usually reserved for older folks with full sleeves and a life already dedicated to the "look."

For him to take his $40 and condemn her to that life is shameful.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 11, 2018 12:40 PM (Qf3Gh)

448
I know she feels rebellious and bless her little heart, but she has a chin tattoo for life.

I feel really bad for her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:35 PM


I think there are some laser treatments that can eventually remove a tattoo, given enough time and money.

Jerry Seinfeld/Larry David were ahead of their time when in the early nineties the 'Elaine' character said, 'revulsion is the new attraction'.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 11, 2018 12:40 PM (URwyc)

449 Here is the fundamental problem with the shuttle: The engineering rule of thumb is that you design parts to withstand twice the maximum stress you expect them to receive. That puts failure so far out on end of the bell shaped curve that a failure is highly unlikely. You can't design a shuttle with a 2:1 safety margin because it would be too heavy to fly. As a result the shuttle design had a 1.4:1 design margin. That lowered design margin, times the number of parts in the design, gives a mission success ratio of 96%. In other words they expected 4 out of every 100 shuttle missions to fail catastrophically. That there were only two catastrophic failures means we had short term good luck in the program.

Posted by: An Observation at October 11, 2018 12:40 PM (tH0dh)

450 >>Saw a bald eagle near the potomac within DC metro the other day. Two of my sons were with me and started yelling, "AMERICA, FUXX YEAH!"
Life with boys.




Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:40 PM (W+vEI)

451 And Beto ain't gonna win.



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 11:39 AM

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Cruz is going to beat him by 10+ points come election day.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 11, 2018 12:41 PM (JUOKG)

452 Missouri Senate:

Josh Hawley (R) 44% (+2)
Claire McCaskill (D) 42%

@1stTuesCampaign 10/5-6

Posted by: HA at October 11, 2018 12:41 PM (MAstk)

453 Oh jeez, you'll never guess who was in the oval office at Trump's signing of the anti-ocean dumping bill....Sheldon Whitehouse.

I wonder if Fielding even had the decency of saying "thank you" to Trump for signing the bill.

Posted by: WisRich at October 11, 2018 12:41 PM (G0vdT)

454 I cannot even imagine the torture of watching the princess I raised as carefully as possible falling in love with some loser young douchebag far beneath her quality and have to act supportive and even glad at her wedding to this human detritus.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2018 12:36 PM (39g3+

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I have one daughter, she was married last year. Her husband is a gem. Responsible, ambitious, and conservative. So I'm proof that it can turn out well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:41 PM (dmWPe)

455 There's no particular reason to think that Kavanaugh, who respects the doctrine of stare decisis, would vote to overturn Roe v. Wade.

Yeah I don't think he would. The next justice, replacing say, Stevens or Ginsberg yeah maybe but this is not the death knell of Roe v Wade.

It should be, the ruling was unconstitutional, poorly argued, idiotically defined, and evil, but it won't be. Not yet, probably not ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2018 12:41 PM (39g3+)

456 Anyone watch "Hell on Wheels"? Western, building the railroad, horses, splodeys, greed, corruption, all the good stuff.

There was a girl who'd been captured by Injuns who tattooed her below her mouth. It was a permanent mark of shame, it meant she'd belonged to a buck and she couldn't even get the going rate as a prostitute. Now, that's racist as shit and all but that's not where I'm going.

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LOVED that show. Colm Meaney was amazing in it.

My youngest daughter went through a cutting/piercing/tatting/branding/gauging phase when she was a kid.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:42 PM (Ejylv)

457 For him to take his $40 and condemn her to that life is shameful.


Thank you. I hadn't really thought of it from that perspective, but that's a very good point.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:42 PM (fuK7c)

458 Bird chick is brave! That thing is yuuuge.

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2018 12:42 PM (HgMAr)

459 5"4" or tall need only apply



You know I have a literal hotline to alexthechick, right?

Posted by: Bandersnatch


So, YOU'RE saying AtC is short? I'm just saying what is a good fit for me at 6'2"

Posted by: wrg500 at October 11, 2018 12:42 PM (neNUS)

460 The "bulk "of the country is still white people NY Times.Sorry.
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2018 12:37 PM (mCMQ5)

Far more than the "bulk" if you count "White Latinos".

Posted by: Boofffffperch at October 11, 2018 12:42 PM (3a+CI)

461 Love the bird. The eagle's not bad either.

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 11, 2018 12:43 PM (mvvCm)

462 For him to take his $40 and condemn her to that life is shameful.

I'm going to wax slanderous and probably insulting to some people here with a generalization but... I doubt morality and ethics rank high on the priority list of a tattoo artist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2018 12:43 PM (39g3+)

463 There was a girl who'd been captured by Injuns who tattooed her below her mouth. It was a permanent mark of shame, it meant she'd belonged to a buck and she couldn't even get the going rate as a prostitute. Now, that's racist as shit and all but that's not where I'm going.

Elizabeth Warren's grandmother?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 11, 2018 12:43 PM (59GGI)

464

You know I have a literal hotline to alexthechick, right?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:37 PM (fuK7c)

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Shortwave radio?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 11, 2018 12:43 PM (Qf3Gh)

465 Woo, wee, take a gander at Ivanka here:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6265821

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What a gorgeous suit. Even if it's after Labor Day white.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 11, 2018 12:43 PM (mQ0Mc)

466 Anyone watch "Hell on Wheels"? Western, building the railroad, horses, splodeys, greed, corruption, all the good stuff.

I wanted to like that show but it had violent, severe historical flaws that frustrated me so much I couldn't watch it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2018 12:43 PM (39g3+)

467 Shortwave radio?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 11, 2018 12:43 PM (Qf3Gh)

Untraceable comms!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:44 PM (n9EOP)

468 5"4" or tall need only apply
Posted by: wrg500 at October 11, 2018 12:32 PM (neNUS)

I've never seen anyone with an actual deathwish before.

If a box appears on your doorstep, 12 gauge flechette rounds work on emu.

Ravage appears in your front yard, only 50 BMG works, but you better shoot fast and not miss.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at October 11, 2018 12:44 PM (O9qtX)

469 Melania apparently told ABC News in an interview that she thinks there are people working in the White House she doesn't trust or believe have Trump's best interests at heart.
No mention of the Justice Department so she might need to broaden her views, which are obviously correct insofar as they go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Casting couch afficianado at October 11, 2018 12:44 PM (LISuA)

470 >>Anyone watch "Hell on Wheels"? Western, building the railroad, horses, splodeys, greed, corruption, all the good stuff.

Yes, enjoyed that show. The ending to the storyline with Common was sad (speaking of the tattooed lady character).

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:44 PM (W+vEI)

471 Shortwave radio?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 11, 2018 12:43 PM (Qf3Gh)
++++++++
Rimshot

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2018 12:44 PM (I2dne)

472 Am I the only one who thinks Gosnell wasn't all that atypical of abortionists?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2018 12:36 PM (BWL+E)

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Nope.

Gonna go see the movie in St. Louis this weekend.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:44 PM (Ejylv)

473
Josh Hawley (R) 44% (+2)
Claire McCaskill (D) 42%


Dang, didn't think it would be that close

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2018 12:44 PM (O2RFr)

474
I cannot even imagine the torture of watching the princess I raised as carefully as possible falling in love with some loser young douchebag far beneath her quality and have to act supportive and even glad at her wedding to this human detritus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Describes my stepdaughter, but the loser isn't far below her quality. She must have gotten it all from her father, because Her Majesty is everything she isn't.

If, God forbid, something should happen to Her Majesty I wouldn't even know how to get in touch with her. We haven't spoken to her in years. She's a total stranger to me now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2018 12:44 PM (BWL+E)

475 Shortwave radio?


That is so funny I'm not even going to tell on you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:45 PM (fuK7c)

476 Yes, enjoyed that show. The ending to the storyline with Common was sad (speaking of the tattooed lady character).
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:44 PM (W+vEI)

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Yep.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 11, 2018 12:45 PM (Ejylv)

477 I wanted to like that show but it had violent, severe historical flaws that frustrated me so much I couldn't watch it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2018 12:43 PM (39g3+)


I hate to break it to you, but you shouldn't be watching any theatrical product and expecting to see even a speck of historical accuracy!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:45 PM (n9EOP)

478 430
Woo, wee, take a gander at Ivanka here:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6265821
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2018 12:35 PM (f1Vqw)


Sad that we have to depend on foreign media to cover how attractive FLOTUS and Ivanka are.

Posted by: RedMeat at October 11, 2018 12:46 PM (FNuCj)

479
"Sorry, that album hasn't made a profit yet." - Producers Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2018 12:40 PM (BWL+E)
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Movie people around here can tell me for sure, but I think it was Cliff Robertson who won in that type of case for movies.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 11, 2018 12:46 PM (MIKMs)

480 Yeah I don't think he would. The next justice, replacing say, Stevens or Ginsberg yeah maybe but this is not the death knell of Roe v Wade.
________________________

It's possible Roe may get overturned at some point, but I agree with you that's it's not likely to happen soon.

BTW, Stevens retired in 2010. You probably meant to say Breyer, the lib justice who is 80.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 11, 2018 12:46 PM (fqUgw)

481 >>Am I the only one who thinks Gosnell wasn't all that atypical of abortionists?



Before the undercover Planned Parenthood videos, I thought Gosnell was an anomaly. Not any more.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:46 PM (W+vEI)

482 395---I watched that a few weeks ago....when I saw it as a kid...pretty scary....now?...pretty lame.
Posted by: BignJames at October 11, 2018 12:24 PM (0+nbW)
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Worst Hitchcock movie ever.

It might have turned out okay if he had stayed with the original short story and recreated its ambiance, preferably in B&W.
But box office demanded technicolor and a romance.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2018 12:47 PM (Rxduq)

483 Breitbart - Trump endorses prison reform-Jeff Sessions overruled. (Trump says prison is 'unfair')

The thing is you can't rehabilitate someone who doesn't want to be rehabilitated. Someone who commits a serious crime and goes to prison for a long time gets out older and slower and just as angry as when he went in.

Deterrence doesn't work either; it just keeps the criminal off the street longer.

We've tried rehabilitation and the convicts learn how to game the system. Reduced sentences just let the criminal out sooner.

It doesn't help that the progressive Socialist Democrats are telling minorities that they are being exploited by the white patriarchy and are justified in their anger at their mistreatment.

Posted by: Cledwyn Culhwch at October 11, 2018 12:47 PM (oYD2h)

484 White under-feathers means a turkey vulture, not a hawk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 11, 2018 12:47 PM (hyuyC)

485 Of course he wasn't atypical,especially from those that specialize in late term.They like to kill babies,they probably just like to kill.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2018 12:47 PM (mCMQ5)

486 Shortwave radio?


That is so funny I'm not even going to tell on you.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:45 PM (fuK7c)

I can't believe I missed that, by this much><

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:47 PM (n9EOP)

487 I hate to break it to you, but you shouldn't be watching any theatrical product and expecting to see even a speck of historical accuracy!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:45 PM (n9EOP)

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Wait. Are you suggesting that Edward IV wasn't really the love child of William Wallace and Edward III's hot French Queen?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:47 PM (dmWPe)

488 I doubt morality and ethics rank high on the priority list of a tattoo artist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2018 12:43 PM (39g3+)

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I think they're probably more often like mobsters or pirates. A code that the "good" ones are expected to follow, but not much more than that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 11, 2018 12:47 PM (Qf3Gh)

489 "Sorry, that album hasn't made a profit yet." - Producers Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2018 12:40 PM (BWL+E)
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Movie people around here can tell me for sure, but I think it was Cliff Robertson who won in that type of case for movies.




Art Buchwald won that kind of case for movies. Hollywood claimed that "Coming to America" didn't make any money.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:48 PM (fuK7c)

490 398
Primary duty is keep your daughter off the pole. But this is a close second. Those poor bastards.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2018 12:25 PM

As a father with 2 teen daughters that tries to view himself as incredibly rational, I'm torn on this one. Girls that dance in college, and stop afterwards, seem pretty sharp. Guys are going to look and luster anyway, might as well make some easy, significant cash off them to pay for school. Staying in the industry, or sidetrack in into hooking or drugs, though, is a bad deal.

Flipping things around...when I was in college, would I take great pay to dance naked in front of a bunch of girls (hot and not) that all wanted me?

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 11, 2018 12:48 PM (o4QxK)

491 Josh Hawley (R) 44% (+2)
Claire McCaskill (D) 42%

Dang, didn't think it would be that close
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2018 12:44 PM (O2RFr)

It's not.

Posted by: DocJ at October 11, 2018 12:48 PM (NYS7S)

492 That Hill/PDT meme made me laugh. I need a laugh today.


That is just funny. Even kinda of kid gloveish. You won't ever see a lefty Clown show even have a little bit of fun, even so mild, at Hillary's expense.

But yeah, that's funny.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 11, 2018 12:48 PM (ymnmz)

493
Well, Michael has passed. Clearing up. There's just a smidge over 4" in the rain gauge. There was already 0.5" in there when I went to bed fairly early, so call 3.5" in about 12 hours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2018 12:48 PM (f1Vqw)

494 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:47 PM (dmWPe)

You didn't hear it from me!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee) ,VLLC at October 11, 2018 12:50 PM (n9EOP)

495 For him to take his $40 and condemn her to that life is shameful.

I'm going to wax slanderous and probably insulting to some people here with a generalization but... I doubt morality and ethics rank high on the priority list of a tattoo artist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



I'll go one step further. As long as she was of legal age, morality and ethics played no part in it.

Her call. If it's a stupid call, it's still hers to make.

Life's tough. Tougher when you're stupid.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2018 12:50 PM (hQt/L)

496 Here is the weird news of the day: Matthew Shepard's remains were apparently never buried by his family, and now they will be, at the Washington National Cathedral. Wasn't he killed in a drug deal gone bad? Isn't it just stupid beyond belief they burying him at the National Cathedral simply because of the original myth of his murder?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Casting couch afficianado at October 11, 2018 12:50 PM (LISuA)

497 Lizzy #384:

...I don't know how to link to a specific Gab post...

Heh. So, this led to me finally visiting Gab.

What do you call a Gab tweet?

In the upper-right of each Gabby is a button marked "…" - click it and you get a "share post" option.

Here's the link to the one you were talking about:
https://gab.ai/PNN/posts/38072268

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at October 11, 2018 12:51 PM (YxmCS)

498 The "bulk "of the country is still white people NY Times.Sorry.
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2018 12:37 PM (mCMQ5)
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Yes, and the bulk of taxpayers in this country are still white too, so of course they're going to benefit most from tax cuts, which go to people who actually PAY taxes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 11, 2018 12:51 PM (fqUgw)

499 Told the boys when they were about 10 that they could get all the tats and piercings they wanted and stay in school (of course they were in Catholic schools which didn't allow visible ones). BUT if they had money for that, that meant they didn't need money from me, so I'd consider that the "break." However, I will finance hair cuts, that I like, indefinitely.


I pay for a lot of haircuts and sometimes suits, ties, and office shoes.

Posted by: dagny at October 11, 2018 12:51 PM (nRWPy)

500 Woo, wee, take a gander at Ivanka here:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6265821
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MBBGA - making boob belts great gain

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2018 12:51 PM (HgMAr)

501 483 Breitbart - Trump endorses prison reform-Jeff Sessions overruled. (Trump says prison is 'unfair')

Posted by: Cledwyn Culhwch at October 11, 2018 12:47 PM

Let's wait to see the details before freaking out too much. Trump broke the Dems in 2016 by breaking the blue wall, and he's prepping the battlefield for 2020 trying to break the black wall. This is for all the marbles, though, because if he can pull a significant number of blacks over to the Republican party, they are in serious trouble.

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 11, 2018 12:52 PM (o4QxK)

502 I have one daughter, she was married last year. Her husband is a gem. Responsible, ambitious, and conservative. So I'm proof that it can turn out well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2018 12:41 PM


It turned out well for me too. But it didn't start well. 'He' was a musician who made something like five grand the year before. When I heard that I got up and walked away and kept walking for like three hours.

I couldn't even talk. I didn't want to talk. I could not believe she could not see where this was going to end up. A statistic. It got nasty for the longest time. I stood my ground. She stood hers. Eventually she put pressure where pressure needed to be applied. On him.

Happy ending, so far.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 11, 2018 12:52 PM (URwyc)

503 460
Far more than the "bulk" if you count "White Latinos".
Posted by: Boofffffperch at October 11, 2018 12:42 PM (3a+CI)
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There is no such thing as a "white Hispanic!!1!!1!!!"

Posted by: Cameron Diaz at October 11, 2018 12:52 PM (Rxduq)

504 Am I the only one who thinks Gosnell wasn't all that atypical of abortionists?

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I don't know if I'd go so far as to say he's a "typical" abortionist.

However, if you create a situation where there's zero accountability, the unscrupulous/evil will take full advantage of it.

And in any big liberal city where abortion and black genocide are sacred cows, there will be zero accountability for abortionists.

So yeah, there's probable no shortage of Gosnells prowling around in our cities.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2018 12:52 PM (AzW6q)

505 Well, Michael has passed. Clearing up. There's just a smidge over 4" in the rain gauge. There was already 0.5" in there when I went to bed fairly early, so call 3.5" in about 12 hours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


So enough for AtC to take a bath in?

Posted by: wrg500 at October 11, 2018 12:52 PM (neNUS)

506 O, I see I was willowy.

NOOD Ace on Rand Paul already announced?
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=377548

Posted by: mindful webworker's corgi whistle at October 11, 2018 12:53 PM (YxmCS)

507 Nood

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2018 12:53 PM (kG5hP)

508 505 Well, Michael has passed. Clearing up. There's just a smidge over 4" in the rain gauge. There was already 0.5" in there when I went to bed fairly early, so call 3.5" in about 12 hours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

So enough for AtC to take a bath in?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 11, 2018 12:52 PM (neNUS)

Go on...

Posted by: DocJ at October 11, 2018 12:53 PM (NYS7S)

509 In the upper-right of each Gabby is a button marked ".." - click it and you get a "share post" option.

Here's the link to the one you were talking about:
https://gab.ai/PNN/posts/38072268


Oh, thanks!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2018 12:53 PM (W+vEI)

510 491 Josh Hawley (R) 44% (+2)
Claire McCaskill (D) 42%

Dang, didn't think it would be that close
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2018 12:44 PM (O2RFr)

It's not.
Posted by: DocJ at October 11, 2018 12:48 PM (NYS7S)

============

MO, IN, ND, MT.

That gets us to 55.

FL get us to 56.

WV to 57.

NJ to 58.

WI to 59.

MN to 60.

Please, oh please.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 12:53 PM (9ZlHt)

511
A nood has made its appearance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2018 12:53 PM (BWL+E)

512 I was born a poor black child.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at October 11, 2018 12:54 PM (Rxduq)

513 I am in favor of prison reform.I believe too many people are serving too long terms for non violent offenses.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2018 12:54 PM (mCMQ5)

514 National Cathedral trivia: One of the many gargoyles on the church is a bust of Darth Vader.
Carry on.

Posted by: Zod at October 11, 2018 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)

515 80 That gal has a FUCKING EAGLE on her wrist.

Corrected to indicated fucking hugeness per AOS style guide. Dont mention it.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 11, 2018 12:54 PM (gDSxq)

516 464

You know I have a literal hotline to alexthechick, right?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2018 12:37 PM (fuK7c)

---

Shortwave radio?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 11, 2018 12:43 PM (Qf3Gh)

She's got a thing that's called Radar Love.

Don't need a phone at all....

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at October 11, 2018 12:54 PM (d6Ksn)

517 I hate to break it to you, but you shouldn't be watching any theatrical product and expecting to see even a speck of historical accuracy!

Its a matter of degree. I can put up with Braveheart showing kilts and incorrect swords and face painting. But they went above and beyond the call in Hell on Wheels in an effort to deconstruct the old west and portray the entire process as horrible and evil. My tolerance level for shows where every single character is loathsome and scummy in some way is pretty low. At least int he Sopranos, Tony tried to be a good man, and raise his kids right.

Its a trend right now in TV shows: celebrate and wallow in misery and evil, like Breaking Bad. Bleak, hopeless, miserable, awful, treacherous, sinful scumbags doing terrible things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2018 12:54 PM (39g3+)

518 500 Woo, wee, take a gander at Ivanka here:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6265821
...........

MBBGA - making boob belts great gain
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2018 12:51 PM

I miss Michelle.

Posted by: No heterosexual man ever at October 11, 2018 12:56 PM (o4QxK)

519 Grimaldi at October 11, 2018 12:52 PM

We've fiddled with prison reform since the beginning and nothing much seems to help. Sure, this might be Trump's opening bid in a long negotiation that might even do some good but Tump could do more good for more people with education reform and economic reform, and reducing the democrats to a perpetual minor political party.

Posted by: Cledwyn Culhwch at October 11, 2018 12:56 PM (oYD2h)

520 >>where every single character is loathsome and scummy in some way is pretty low.
The only 'Friends' episode worth watching was the one where Phoebe answered the door thinking it was the pizza guy and it turned out to be the Manson Family.

Posted by: Zod at October 11, 2018 12:56 PM (Bdeb0)

521 According to Michelle Obama and her new Global Girls Alliance, the future is female...and non-white

=====
According to Donald Trump and his new Global Boys Alliance, the future is male...and white

Imagine the SHIT STORM if this was said. I think white males are getting pretty pissed at the anti-white male thing and when white men get pissed continents burn.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 11, 2018 12:03 PM (pw+jk)


I wouldn't see anything objectionable about such a statement. We've given all the other possibilities more than a fair chance, and it always turns out to be a shitshow. Go back to tried and true.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2018 01:02 PM (/qEW2)

522 A Ohio University student was arrested for sending threatening notes to herself. She claimed that because she is of the LGBT community, haters were sending her threats.

Except they weren't.

She is the sweet, delicate flower that you would imagine her to be.

https://tinyurl.com/ycfxlmh4

Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2018 01:15 PM (oiNtH)

523 522 A Ohio University student was arrested for sending threatening notes to herself. She claimed that because she is of the LGBT community, haters were sending her threats.

Except they weren't.

She is the sweet, delicate flower that you would imagine her to be.

https://tinyurl.com/ycfxlmh4
Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2018 01:15 PM (oiNtH)


#BelieveWomen

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2018 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

524 521 According to Michelle Obama and her new Global Girls Alliance, the future is female...and non-white

=====
According to Donald Trump and his new Global Boys Alliance, the future is male...and white

Imagine the SHIT STORM if this was said. I think white males are getting pretty pissed at the anti-white male thing and when white men get pissed continents burn.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 11, 2018 12:03 PM (pw+jk)

I wouldn't see anything objectionable about such a statement. We've given all the other possibilities more than a fair chance, and it always turns out to be a shitshow. Go back to tried and true.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2018 01:02 PM (/qEW2)


Let's look at track records, shall we? Or are track records racist/sexist?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2018 01:24 PM (YqDXo)

525 18 "He was a just and noble tyrant."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 11, 2018 11:03 AM (9ZlHt)

You ruled over Candyland with an iron fist.
Posted by: DR.WTF?

If by "Candyland" you mean Reggie's ass, then yes, yes I did.

Posted by: Ex-Tyrant Barry Obama. at October 11, 2018 01:24 PM (kfcYC)

526 How about using the UN flag or Antifa Flags as Door Mats that would make the liberal screwballs lose their marbles lets toss in a ISIS flag a s well

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at October 11, 2018 04:56 PM (wGqjj)

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