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The Morning Rant
"What is best in life? To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. And to hear the lamentation of their women. Again.
And again.
And again.
And last, but not least, again."
"That's JUSTICE Kavanaugh To You, Progs."
Kav's Confirmation Party Was Pretty Awesome:
Hitler Weighs In:
Truth:
Yesterday's News:
There's Nothing Much Left They Can Do Except Straight Out Murder Someone:
After failing to stop Kavanaugh's confirmation, Democrats wonder if it's time to be more ruthless https://t.co/NyserWzlvR
— POLITICO (@politico) October 7, 2018
Evergreen Tweet:
My sense is that if Trump wins, Hillary supporters will be sad.
— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) November 9, 2016
If Hillary wins, Trump supporters will be angry.
Important difference.
Heh. My sense is that when progs lose, they become spittle-flecked rage-monkeys. And when they win, they also become spittle-flecked rage-monkeys, only now they're rage-monkeying about the next thing.
Everything Is Warmer In Florida:
A Florida gas station owner has placed a sign in his store asking customers not to warm urine in the microwave https://t.co/H5nHuRxxm5
— New York Post (@nypost) October 6, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 11:28 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 08, 2018 11:28 AM (+RlkI)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:28 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 11:28 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (+RlkI)
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (NHvJO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (NHvJO)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (8iiMU)
End of the day, I was asked to read the book and review it. I paid for the book and worked to be as objective and helpful that I could. I understand that after so much work it is disappointing that not everyone loves the book as much as the author. But my opinion is what it is, and asking me to take it down or modify it is asking me to compromise my own ethics, as well as run afoul of what Amazon expects for the use of its review platform.
Self publishing is hard, yes, which is why I'm very happy when an author gets through those challenges and turns out something I really like. But at the end of the day, the book has to succeed on its own merits.
Sorry this is long and rambling.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 08, 2018 11:23 AM (J7IHi)
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I completely get it.
I read the review, and I really appreciate what you wrote. It's tough, but fair, I think.
I wrote, asking for you to not post it, because of the emotional moment. With time passed now, I'm glad it's up.
Mostly, I'm glad that I received good, honest feedback. It's the sort of thing that one struggles with when working independently without an editor (which I do need, by the way, you're very right about that).
I don't want you to think that I'm angry for any reason. I'm actually quite happy right now, and I thank you for taking so much time with it and for the honest feedback.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (8o3AL)
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (mCMQ5)
My least favorite Neil Young song.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (bcbK8)
It's true, Ford really should be stoned for using her unclean whore mouth to accuse a man of such a heinous crime.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (fA1SL)
If you need to warm your urine, would you want to use your own microwave to do it? I think not.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (lNEaL)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (NHvJO)
COUNT ON IT
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (q1VoB)
---
You're insulted us.
Posted by: spittle flecked rage monkeys at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (QKV7o)
Has The Poop Passed?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (NHvJO)
No. They might have to bring in the Pear of Anguish to move things along.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (kilm6)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (MX7xj)
Who's the pretty dame holding the bible for Kav? Since his kids are there, is it is his wife?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (I2dne)
Wife.
I bet she was walking funny the evening after he got confirmed.
BK needed to get some grindin' done.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 08, 2018 11:32 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 08, 2018 11:32 AM (+KUWZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:32 AM (NHvJO)
Posted by: NCKate at October 08, 2018 11:32 AM (K2KrI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (jlHSA)
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called environmentalist at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (qb5PP)
"You know that thing that never happened, but if it did, cause it supports my demented world view and has nothing to do with projections..........."
Tweets like that are breathtaking in their stupidity.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (ymnmz)
No kidding. I always warm my urine in friend's microwaves.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: jmel at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (OeWgo)
No kidding. I always warm my urine in friend's microwaves.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (/tuJf)
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Gotta pass those drug tests somehow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (8o3AL)
If nothing else, the Senate should go after her for perjury.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (lNEaL)
https://tinyurl.com/y8jwjgm7
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (/BXQJ)
TWO scoops
TWO genders
TWO terms
TWO justices
Two thumbs up!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 08, 2018 11:32 AM (+KUWZ)
++++++
I hope the "two justices" part ain't right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (I2dne)
Seattle City Council debates erecting giant tents for the homeless
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called environmentalist at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (e8kgV)
Count down to city sponsored rape rooms in 3, 2, 1.....
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (UFLLM)
Live Nation
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!
Learn More.
-
Get your tickets now!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)
The funeral for Democracy is today. It died again, you see.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (NHvJO)
I suspect I know more about Aliens that that guy does.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (oVJmc)
The funeral for Democracy is today. It died again, you see.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (NHvJO)
That's fine. We're a Republic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (bcbK8)
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!
Low on cash?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (O2RFr)
Seattle prohibits discrimination on the basis of political ideology, one of the few cities in the country offering such protection. Indeed, it's been controversial, as some Progressives argue it should be legal to discriminate against people who hold views counter to their own.
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called environmentalist at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (RuIsu)
Has The Poop Passed?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (NHvJO)
No. They might have to bring in the Pear of Anguish to move things along."
Music for the moment, blast from my past:
"Roto Rooter, that's the name, and away go troubles, down the drain!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (NHvJO)
"Chrstine Blasé Ford"
I hung my head in shame, I did.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (I2dne)
I'm challenged to understand exactly WHAT he's an expert on, other than being taken seriously despite knowing virtually nothing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (PafRH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (ngIDl)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (vV/gB)
Posted by OM
>(Muslim colored women complains about rapist man)
(Brain processing...)
*DING*
*wheezes* hehehe *coughes*
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (gJEty)
Who's the pretty dame holding the bible for Kav? Since his kids are there, is it is his wife?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (I2dne)
Mrs Justice Kavanaugh.
My wife brought up yesterday, over the Toronto kicking victim, PJ's old line "Where the pretty girls are, that's where the country is headed."
She cited Zina Bash, Chinese Dress Girl, the Gun Girls.
Of course I added her name.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (59GGI)
Found out she was a Conservative?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (fA1SL)
Are we talking about our 'terlit hobo? Cuz I kinda like that guy, even when we differ on stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (bcbK8)
NOW !!1!!
Posted by: Hands at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (786Ro)
"Christine Blasé Ford"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (I2dne)
I suspect I know more about Aliens that that guy does."
And I'll bet I've personally met more aliens, too.
They cut up a big tree limb that fell down in my yard a couple weeks back. Hey, I was in a hurry, and it was in the way, and they could do it right away, cheap. Haters gonna hate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (I2dne)
Thank you. It's fun when you morons notice these little things.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (kilm6)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (+DkQm)
Indigenous People's Day Blanket Sale!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (BWL+E)
Now with typhus!!!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (8iiMU)
Seattle City Council debates erecting giant tents for the homeless
I hope they're fire retardant.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (ngIDl)
Well, Piers Morgans rips Taylor Swift and Scott Kelly for caving:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6253035
The SJWs have been after Taylor Swift for a while to "speak out" and parrot lefty views -- if she doesn't denounce Trump, she's complicit and shit like that.
Posted by: Demi Rose's buttocks at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (/qEW2)
A Federal Way Municipal Court Judge is responding to Seahawks wide receiver Doug Baldwin's calls for bail reform. Judge David Larson has written a letter to Baldwin and is even inviting him to join him on the bench for a day.
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called environmentalist at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (e8kgV)
Found out she was a Conservative?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (O2RFr)
Because he's a terrible person.
Also because she was getting a little too friendly with Matt Foley in his van.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM
I'll hug them and squeeze them and pet them! I'll keep them in the hutches and feed them every day!
Posted by: Joe "Lenney" Biden at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (/BXQJ)
So, this is a way for the mayor to take the lead and find some BS remedy. I have never been to Seattle, but I gotta believe it gets down right nasty in the winter. All those people in a semi enclosed tent with a heater on high is not going to be good.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (q1VoB)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (59GGI)
++++++++++
I hope that's true. Not counting me (because *no one* would), conservatives do tend to be prettier than leftists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (I2dne)
Flush it down!
Posted by: Fritz at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (RuIsu)
Seattle City Council debates erecting giant tents for the homeless
The new circus under the Big Top.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (BWL+E)
Who knew?
My guess is that it has something to do with drug residue in urine. Never heard about microwaving it to reduce drug residue.
The more you know, well.....the more you know.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (vcOmj)
I suspect I know more about Aliens that that guy does.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK
But he has Credentials!
Go back to your cave, Neanderthal.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (RD7QR)
They cut up a big tree limb that fell down in my yard a couple weeks back. Hey, I was in a hurry, and it was in the way, and they could do it right away, cheap. Haters gonna hate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (Kpl3J)
That's only because your arms don't work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (lNEaL)
That should be first on the list.
Feinstein should get some love too, being the ringleader of a frameup for false sexual assault charges.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
***
Don't they have to announce this on the Megan's Law website or something?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (+DkQm)
They cut up a big tree limb that fell down in my yard a couple weeks back. Hey, I was in a hurry, and it was in the way, and they could do it right away, cheap. Haters gonna hate.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Look, what can I tell you, the job market for experienced cattle mutilators is at an all-time low, and I gotta keep my skills up somehow...
Posted by: Zirac of Zeta Reticulii at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (ngIDl)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (NHvJO)
Parole Officer: "Good news and bad news, Joe."
Joe: "Yeah, gimme the good news first."
Parole Officer: "Your urine test - you passed."
Joe: "And the bad?"
Parole Officer: "You're pregnant."
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (URwyc)
Well I want them destroyed... I mean charged with perjury
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (DwF62)
Feinstein should get some love too, being the ringleader of a frameup for false sexual assault charges.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (1g7ch)
Could never happen.
Posted by: Mike Nifong Whislting Past the Graveyard at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (39g3+)
So you've had experience with this, then?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (kilm6)
60 damn Pixy. Let's see if this works:
"Christine Blasé Ford"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018
*
*
She wasn't blasé -- the rest of us were, about her testimony.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (lNEaL)
I suspect I know more about Aliens that that guy does.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK
But he has Credentials!
Go back to your cave, Neanderthal.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (59GGI)
My primitive brain can't handle his wokeness.
But I do know this, Tom Nichols wouldn't last two days in my cave.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (bcbK8)
34 Seattle City Council debates erecting giant tents for the homeless
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called environmentalist at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (e8kgV)
Must have checked out the circus bankruptcy disposal sale web site.
Will the circus peanut smell trigger allergic reactions?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (e1mEI)
The more you know, well.....the more you know.
It's for heating up fake urine so it matches body temp.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (q1VoB)
Taylor Swift used Tennessee like she uses boyfriends. She broke up with Tennessee a long time ago and moved on with California and Hollywood. Tennessee should tell her they can still be friends but keep your new boyfriend away from my house.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (71o8T)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (9Om/r)
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You can tell she's proud as hell, and not tired of her husband #winning.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (AzW6q)
Teh Patriarchy!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (6qErC)
Incorrect. There are no men on the Seattle City Council. Only women, socialists and ladyboys.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Next Taylor Swift album: Catty songs about Tennessee
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (mCMQ5)
Taylor Swift used Tennessee like she uses boyfriends. She broke up with Tennessee a long time ago and moved on with California and Hollywood. Tennessee should tell her they can still be friends but keep your new boyfriend away from my house.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (71o8T)
LOL
Nice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (CaRQc)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (PafRH)
Today is the anniversary of the day that the tide changed and they began to lose the war.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (gJEty)
Posted by: McCool at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (KvRqW)
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (ngIDl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (vV/gB)
Caught messin' 'round with another man.....no?
Posted by: BignJames at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (0+nbW)
There is no social media. There are only two far left, fascist companies that hate freedom and liberty.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (pw+jk)
And like most beautiful people, she is also a Rhode Islander.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (/tuJf)
She totally hates like QWERTY people or something. SO DON'T VOTE FOR HER! Like For governor or...whatever?
Also, buy my latest feminist like album! Its like all about how I'm so pretty and all the boys want me. Its like a feminist anthem girls! Like its awesome. You can pretend to be as awesome as me listening to it and stuff!
Posted by: Taylor Swift at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (+DkQm)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (pw+jk)
Yup. Carry, buy ammo.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (bcbK8)
I can finally get a good night's sleep, now that that question has been answered.
Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (Rr52g)
I hope they're fire retardant.
You can't say retard any more.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (xBSm0)
You can't spell "indigenous" without the word "dig".
Break's over - get back to work on the canal, zeks!
* smacks one in ass with the flat of its shovel *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Florida Man at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (jlHSA)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Blago at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (CaRQc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (vV/gB)
Caught messin' 'round with another man.....no?
Posted by: BignJames at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (0+nbW)
No, that was Joe.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
Fake urine?
Sounds like a job for a biologist or chemist.
"Fake Urine, when you absolutely positively have to pass that drug test!"
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: colfax mingo at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (tCvhJ)
We too must be brave and face the fact that we must fight the Democrats with the people we have not the people we wish that we had.
I have said the opposite in the past but have seen that I was wrong to think that way. Numbers have a quality all their own and the majority steers the direction even if none of what they wish gets passed as law.
We cannot allow the Democrats control again.
Remember they had a majority in the House for 2 years? And look what they did during it. We're still paying for that folly.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (uCk+e)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (AURKQ)
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I know. Nor do they recall that the French Indians were being paid by the British scalp that the Indians started digging up recent graves of small pox victims to scalp them. The French had the same impact on Low IQ that Soros and Steyer does.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (Sda6L)
You know what really stinks? Sizzling piss.
That used to be an old prank when wood stoves and stuff used to be far more common. A mechanic around here years ago when I was a kid had a stove like that in his shop, and one of his employees peed in it.
When it gets hot, it stinks up the whole place and takes forever to get out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (RuIsu)
Things You Never Do
Use a convenient store microwave
Buy Convenient store hot dogs
Eat at a Subway that's inside a gas station
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (NHvJO)
Also, how do you like cigars?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (+DkQm)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (kilm6)
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NHvJO)
Posted by: Sen Menendez at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (+DkQm)
And what kind of lab is letting people walk in off the street with urine samples anyway? Everybody knows people with drugs in their system are just going to have a friend or relative provide the clean piss.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (fqUgw)
Us, Us!!!
Posted by: Salmonella and Ecoli at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (vcOmj)
Yup.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (q1VoB)
Posted by: Thom "Expert" Nichols at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (786Ro)
The last real man left Seattle about 25 years ago.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (0tfLf)
I know; that was me.
Posted by: Steve Largent at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (kilm6)
The slob making your Subway sammich is the same guy selling you gas and selling you condoms and scratch tickets.
What more could you want?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (NHvJO)
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NHvJO)
I don't know, but they might be a genius.
One of my first jobs was working a gas station/convenience store (Quick Trip, holla) and they made more money on selling food than they did selling gas.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (f1Vqw)
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Yeah. When I was a kid, I pissed in a sauna heater. Thought it would be SO funny. It was unspeakable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (ngIDl)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (pFljN)
Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (uLuPn)
Well, the last 'splains the erections. Sort of. As in "yikes".
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (6qErC)
So, this is a way for the mayor to take the lead and find some BS remedy. I have never been to Seattle, but I gotta believe it gets down right nasty in the winter. All those people in a semi enclosed tent with a heater on high is not going to be good.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM
Sounds like a problem that will resolve itself! If there's anything I know about lefties, it's that they're always just a step away from gassing the undesirables.
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (/BXQJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (f1Vqw)
Somebody pissed in the hot rocks in the sauna back in college. You cannot get that smell out of the sauna.. Wood and all that.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (q1VoB)
If nothing else, the Senate should go after her for perjury.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (lNEaL)
The Senate needs to investigate and document exactly what happened so there is an official record of events to debunk future attacks by democrats on Justice Kavanaughs legitimacy.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (TAmPV)
In 10 years, that same gas station clerk will be tattooing people, giving Flu Shots, and Blow Jobs. All legal.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (NHvJO)
RBG: Well I got this new "My Pillow". Travel size on a BOGO.
BK: That's nice Ruth. Put it in a black pillow case and no one will be the wiser.
RBG: Hey Brett them hem of you robe has slipped.
BK: Thanks Ruth.
Posted by: Halls of the Supreme Court at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (ymnmz)
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Like the facehugger in the stasis container in Aliens.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (BcnQZ)
Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (pFljN)
Ho. Hum. What a shock. Didn't we all just assume that was her politics?
Look at what they're trying to do with Kanye and the decision when money is at stake becomes plain as day.
Stop sending your money to these people. In any way shape or form.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (uCk+e)
They all do. Average retail margin on gas (last I saw a couple of years ago) was around 2 cents/gallon.
Soda is a bit more profitable.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (xzqr4)
In 10 years, that same gas station clerk will be tattooing people, giving Flu Shots, and Blow Jobs. All legal.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (NHvJO)
...interested.
And yes, can see that. Very cyberpunk.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (bcbK8)
Use a convenient store microwave
Buy Convenient store hot dogs
Eat at a Subway that's inside a gas station
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (NHvJO)
Eat at an a Chinese restaurant located next to an animal shelter.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (q1VoB)
***
IIRC, there is a letter from a British colonial officer suggesting that they given the Indians blankets from people who had smallpox. They didn't have disease theory yet...but they know you could get it from being around people who had it.
There is no record of the British actually doing so. And history is full of cases of accidental spreads of smallpox.
For example, when Cortez invaded Mexico he did so against the wishes of the Spanish colonial governor. The governor sent an army to stop Cortez. Cortez convinced the army to join him instead...and it turned out one of those soldiers had it...and spread it like wildfire...completely unintentionally - throughout Mexico...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (+DkQm)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (NHvJO)
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NHvJO)
Believe it or not, the profit margin on the snacks and sundries is much higher than that of selling gasoline, or offering auto repairs, tuneups or changes of oil. (Remember when "Service Stations" usually if not almost always did *that*?)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (ujg0T)
Monday: Liberals placed in camps. Confederate statues placed in all bedrooms in the United States
Tuesday: "Handmaiden" system officially signed into law.
Wednesday: All illegal alien women and children put on ships, floated out to sea then used for target practice by USN - all illegal alien men fitted with electronic neck collars and used for slave labor
Thursday: Gang Rape employee "mixer" - attendance mandatory
Friday: Pillar of fire called down from the sky to smite CNN
Ambitious first work week dontchya think?
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (Fb9aZ)
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NHvJO)
Hey, have you ever heard any criticism of gas station fugu? So it must be fine!
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (AzW6q)
That was you?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (q1VoB)
Things You Never Do
Use a convenient store microwave
Buy Convenient store hot dogs
Eat at a Subway that's inside a gas station
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM
Can I talk to the nice homeless lady with meth mouth that keeps scratching her arms and saying she'll do anything for a few bucks?
Posted by: Näive White Boy at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (/BXQJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (vV/gB)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (pFljN)
/pedantry off
BTW, Politico just admitted that the Dems already are ruthless.
Posted by: Hands at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (uLuPn)
Fake pee is tested for body temp so you can't bring in uncle Joe's from last night or your girlfriend's.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (q1VoB)
They all do. Average retail margin on gas (last I saw a couple of years ago) was around 2 cents/gallon.
Soda is a bit more profitable.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (6qErC)
More than a bit
It's a few pennies per cup using those 'bag in a box' fountain drinks. It's almost pure profit.
Hell, Quick Trip could afford to pay their store managers more than most starting jobs you got right out of college.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (bcbK8)
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Ladyboys you say?
Hey Seattle is nice this time of year right?
Posted by: San Spartacus at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (+DkQm)
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (Fb9aZ)
If attractive enough, the women could become brides....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (ujg0T)
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Kanye is worth HUNDREDS of millions of dollars. His wife is worth even more. Swift too. They've got f-u money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (AzW6q)
That was you?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (q1VoB)
You know, that place is STILL shut down.
Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (Rr52g)
Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (7AQC5)
And that does get (to be serious) to the problem with his "expertise". He's used the analogy of plumbers who worked on his house. But, while neither he nor I know squat about plumbing, we do know how to assess the results.
But with kind of blah analyses of his sort, well, who the hell can tell? Not me, but then, not the guys who would vouch for him, either. If you read Norman Friedman, or VDH, or someone like that, well, they put their cards on the table, and you can decide if they're making sense. And if they've brought up a point you hadn't thought of. Even if unconvinced, you can go away thinking you've learned something.
But with someone like Nichols, there's nothing. Nothing learnt, no deep insight, really you might as well just skip it. And there's an enormous volume of that crap out there.
(This isn't new, either. I was reading an essay by J H Hexter - a favorite of mine - from 1961, about the decline in quality of MOST academic writing being an inevitable result of overproduction in degree mills.)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (59GGI)
Things You Never Do
Use a convenient store microwave
Buy Convenient store hot dogs
Eat at a Subway that's inside a gas station
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM
Can I talk to the nice homeless lady with meth mouth that keeps scratching her arms and saying she'll do anything for a few bucks?
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Bring a blacklight to a hotel room?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (vV/gB)
Live Nation
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!
Learn More.
-
Get your tickets now!
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This seems like a great opportunity for a little right-wing protesting, maybe some localized Sabo art?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, mailorder Yogi at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (0fSbA)
Babe, that you?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (6qErC)
When I say "big tree limb" I mean the top of a big old pecan tree, over 30' long, 30 inch diameter towards the thick end, easily over 4,000 pounds of wood that had to be cut up and loaded. Oh, and it snagged 20' up in the tree on the way down, and needed a guy doing an acrobat job on ropes to take it down. He did it and yet avoided crushing a whole bunch of stuff beneath it, landing it nicely on the lawn. It really was a nicely done and fairly dangerous job to watch.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)
Hey!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (6qErC)
Don't blame me, I'm just repeating what Hendrix said.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (bcbK8)
Soda is a bit more profitable.
The profit margin on soda is like 900%, it costs them more to provide the cup than it costs to fill that cup.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (39g3+)
Someone made a hilarious quip about Slim Jims, but I forgot what it was.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (NHvJO)
Ambitious first work week dontchya think?
Posted by: Publius Redux
Can we move the pillar of fire thing up to Thursday? I have a scheduling conflict on Friday with my ecumenical outreach meeting with the Hebrew weather control cadre...
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (lLeln)
My wife brought up yesterday, over the Toronto kicking victim, PJ's old line "Where the pretty girls are, that's where the country is headed."
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Look at the photos of the protesters-- if they're not cashing SSI checks, they're excited about Halloween cause they pick up extra shifts at the haunted house as trolls and witches, no costume needed
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (TN1P5)
Kanye is worth HUNDREDS of millions of dollars. His wife is worth even more. Swift too. They've got f-u money.
Yup
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (8Jf80)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (AURKQ)
Back in the 1980s, the liberals were already politically fellating the Soviets and Sandinistas.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (ujg0T)
I'd rather talk about bewbs.
Or beavers.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM
What is being room number?
Posted by: Russian Hookers at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (0tfLf)
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Like the Seinfeld episode when Elaine had Jerry's mother provide the urine for her drug test. The boss told her she wouldn't be able to take the trip for the catalog, because her urine test showed that she was a post-menopausal woman with osteoporosis.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (DwF62)
Posted by: San Spartacus
You been here for fowah hour. You go now.
Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok at October 08, 2018 11:53 AM (f1Vqw)
When I say "big tree limb" I mean the top of a big old pecan tree, over 30' long, 30 inch diameter towards the thick end, easily over 4,000 pounds of wood that had to be cut up and loaded. Oh, and it snagged 20' up in the tree on the way down, and needed a guy doing an acrobat job on ropes to take it down. He did it and yet avoided crushing a whole bunch of stuff beneath it, landing it nicely on the lawn. It really was a nicely done and fairly dangerous job to watch.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)
Ah, that's right, you're a pecan farmer, aren't you?
You don't want to get caught up in the sweaty drudgery of Walnut ranching.
...I miss MST3K...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:53 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (q1VoB)
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Nah... I did it to my old man's sauna. So, I got to find out that you can indeed get the smell out. It's a lot of fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:53 AM (AzW6q)
Anyone else hearing that song?
It goes "Holed your head up!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5fYPz8dKbg
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:53 AM (pFljN)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (NHvJO)
And all at the same time.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 11:53 AM (kilm6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (ngIDl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (39g3+)
Trump exposed them, "the media has no (journalistic) clothes". But the media once exposed, did not run and put journalism back on. They ran naked and proud, booffffing each other in the streets like a gay parade, letting the leftist freak flag fly.
This again is Pelosi describing the art of the smear ...
demonize the target
get the press to report it
"merchandise" the now validated (by MSM) "News Report"
https://youtu.be/ACswP19ze-k?t=4
Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (Cus5s)
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!
God Fucking Dammit - We need to start charging these cocksuckers Royalty Fees for using Titles of State.
I can't go on tour as 'Pepsi' or 'Nike'. I can't call my show 'The Greatest Show on Earth'.
Why the fuck do they get to use 'President' and 'Secretary of State' without paying for it?
Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (ZD4HH)
Ho. Hum. What a shock. Didn't we all just assume that was her politics?
Look at what they're trying to do with Kanye and the decision when money is at stake becomes plain as day.
Stop sending your money to these people. In any way shape or form.
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If you want to hurt the idiots in the music industry, do NOT go to their concerts. That is the ONLY way they make money now, so by NOT attending their shows, you are hurting them financially.
Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (QKV7o)
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Robert Menendez is a long-time leftist warrior accused of predatory
sexual behavior who is now wounded for licking an underage prostitute
Posted by: Obligatory at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (+DkQm)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (FTlwv)
31 My microwave recommends 3 min. on HIGH for "PAROLE URINE - 2oz." Seems right.
Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (RuIsu)
What are the settings to DEFROST a PAROLE URINE sample?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (pNxlR)
Why do they need to warm their urine?
Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (uLuPn)
Aromatherapy?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: kraken at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (DpEis)
With a house full of cats and sex toys shaped like Al Gore they got in 2000.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (39g3+)
This from Alexis Grennell:
After a confirmation process where women all but slit their wrists, letting their stories of sexual trauma run like rivers of blood through the Capitol, the Senate still voted to confirm Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. With the exception of Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, all the women in the Republican conference caved, including Senator Susan Collins of Maine, who held out until the bitter end.
These women are gender traitors, to borrow a term from the dystopian TV series "The Handmaid's Tale."
. . . .
But the people who scare me the most are the mothers, sisters and wives of those young men, because my stupid uterus still holds out some insane hope of solidarity.[Huh, I didn't know a uterus could hope.]
We're talking about white women. The same 53 percent who put their racial privilege ahead of their second-class gender status in 2016 by voting to uphold a system that values only their whiteness, just as they have for decades.
My Lord, who thinks like this?
Is insanity contagious?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)
Kanye is worth HUNDREDS of millions of dollars. His wife is worth even more. Swift too. They've got f-u money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice
Mike Tyson supposedly had 300 million dollars and it all disappeared.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (4mUNO)
That's what I thought.... They were all running around claiming they were "survivors" and I was thinking who would have touched that?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (O2RFr)
Well, I can't not attend Taylor Swift's concerts any harder than I already am.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (ppBhU)
Posted by: San Spartacus
You been here for fowah hour. You go now.
Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok at October 08, 2018 11:53 AM
Hey. FYI. DWA is a real thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (0tfLf)
Not kidding.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (O2RFr)
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Maybe she just wants the attention. Entertainers crave it. But from the career/money standpoint, she could retire now and be boofing through silk in her eighties. One of the most lucrative entertainers of all time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (AzW6q)
So the clean urine they bought online is 98.6 degrees when they submit it for the drug test
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (XecBR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (ngIDl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (fA1SL)
People besides Ben Shapiro. He invited me to go out on a date with his sister. Just me and his sister. Lil Benny wanted to watch us from outside the restaurant in his VW. Weird.
Posted by: Ghost of Michelle Fields at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (cTG4Q)
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NHvJO)
Believe it or not, the profit margin on the snacks and sundries is much higher than that of selling gasoline, or offering auto repairs, tuneups or changes of oil. (Remember when "Service Stations" usually if not almost always did *that*?)
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The quick lube places took over all the "service station" aspects of automobile service. The professional garages do all the car work because in 2018 the typical automobile or SUV cannot be maintained or repaired by a shop-class graduate anymore. Fuel for the driver/passengers and fuel for the vehicles are all that's left, and the food & drink pay well. (Along with the tobacco and the lottery tickets.)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (pFljN)
mrs mouse pointed out that the age difference between Leonard and his new GF is greater than her age...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (6qErC)
Except in her case, her audience is 13 year old girls who don't even know what a Democrat is, so probably no harm, no foul.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (4mUNO)
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TBF, Iron Mike has a sub-80 IQ. All of those other people are savvy about business.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (AzW6q)
My Lord, who thinks like this?
Is insanity contagious?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2018 11:56 AM
We truly are two Americas.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (4mUNO)
Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (uLuPn)
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drug screening...
the labs take the temp of your sample, to make sure (hopefully) it's yours/fresh, and not someone elses you snuck in.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (CV53w)
Yeah, it is a more of a "look at me" thing I guess... Music business is fickle and lots of new ones out there to take her "place."
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (PEWOl)
You know that the woman who cornered Flake in the elevator and screeched at him is paid $178k/year per the IRS form 990 for her Soros-funded organization?
Per Vice, protesters were paid to make "viral moments" such as this. I would assume that means bonuses in addition to their per diem and/or advocacy organization salary.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (ZD4HH)
It's like sex. Once you're in, you're always ins.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (q1VoB)
We're talking about white women. The same 53 percent who put
their racial privilege ahead of their second-class gender status in 2016
by voting to uphold a system that values only their whiteness, just as
they have for decades.
Are they admitting that the 'gender gap' is really just an 'ethnicity gap?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (8Jf80)
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And Obama's election illustrated the problem of idiots voting.
(Also, it showed how horribly raaaaaacist the U.S. is.)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (fqUgw)
They really do believe that if they JUST GET "One More Celebrity!!!" they will win. They really believe that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (pFljN)
...that you know of.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (kilm6)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (XecBR)
Hmmm. I need to write up a business plan.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: kraken at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (TN1P5)
++++++++
Back when I did overnight computer ops, I had to call my on-call application support guy. He picked up, got dialed in, started working with me on the problem.
Then I heard spooky noises in the background and asked where he was. His response:
"Oh, I moonlight at a haunted house this time of year. No problem, though - I have seven minutes until the next group comes through, and It'll only take me five minutes to fix this."
He was spot on. He logged off five minutes later and was back to haunted house duty.
Takes all kinds
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (I2dne)
Taylor Swift just bowed to the pressure to get her to talk politics,
that's all. She's not trying to buy anything with it, she probably just
got sick of every party and every event having people surround her and
yell at her for not saying anything like a smart entertainer who doesn't
want to alienate half her audience.
Except in her case, her audience is 13 year old girls who don't even know what a Democrat is, so probably no harm, no foul.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (39g3+)
Yep, she was bullied into taking their position publicly.
Posted by: Halls of the Supreme Court at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (ymnmz)
I have a dau in publishing at a small house outside of DC. she does editing for Mascot books, if you're interested.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (8D42x)
So the clean urine they bought online is 98.6 degrees when they submit it for the drug test
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (XecBR)
You don't bring in your urine in a bottle from home. They tell you to go to a authorized clinic for testing.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (TAmPV)
Look at Meathead. A lot of time it's just Rocks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (vV/gB)
Might need a spatula.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (BWL+E)
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Maybe he's part Welsh. The Welsh have giant heads.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (AzW6q)
It seems like the other way around would be more sensible. Why shoot a ship full of perfectly good Mexican weather girls when you could pack it full of MS-13 thugs and keep the weather girls as handmaidens?
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (bZ7mE)
We're talking about white women. The same 53 percent who put
their racial privilege ahead of their second-class gender status in 2016
by voting to uphold a system that values only their whiteness, just as
they have for decades.
Are they admitting that the 'gender gap' is really just an 'ethnicity gap?'
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According to Black feminists and BLM activists what you said there is a true statement. Progtard unity is a fragile thing sometimes....
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (pFljN)
Use a convenient store microwave
Buy Convenient store hot dogs
Eat at a Subway that's inside a gas station
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM
Get involved in a land war in Asia.
Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (uLuPn)
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NHvJO)
Believe it or not, the profit margin on the snacks and sundries is much higher than that of selling gasoline, or offering auto repairs, tuneups or changes of oil. (Remember when "Service Stations" usually if not almost always did *that*?)
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The quick lube places took over all the "service station" aspects of automobile service. The professional garages do all the car work because in 2018 the typical automobile or SUV cannot be maintained or repaired by a shop-class graduate anymore. Fuel for the driver/passengers and fuel for the vehicles are all that's left, and the food & drink pay well. (Along with the tobacco and the lottery tickets.)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (pFljN)
Yep. That makes sense.
And yet, the best Auto Tune Ups and Repairs I can find STILL come from an old fashioned service station across town from where I live. And my car is fairly new.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: kraken at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (DpEis)
Mid 40's guys playing 20 somethings. Funny, that is.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (59GGI)
The same can be said of journalism as well. Too many j-schools dumping too many mediocre hacks and dweebs into the job market.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (kilm6)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (pFljN)
...that you know of.
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I do know, because I don't live in Cleveland, Youngstown, or any town within easy driving distance from Pittsburgh.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (TAmPV)
But you use fake pee, heated to 98.6. You strap the small bottle to the inside of your thigh using ace bandage wraps. You go into the stall and pee, by taking out the small bottle and squirting 1 oz into the cup.
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (4ErVI)
You mean they drink Gatorade?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (6qErC)
More like mid-thirties at this point.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (SgjGX)
Pro Tip: Never borrow your brother-in-law's wineskin for the festival.
Posted by: Fritz at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: kraken at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (DpEis)
One word - "Mmmmbop!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (8Jf80)
God, I hated Hanson.
I like TS. She has some songwriting chops. 'You Belong with Me' is solid pop. So is 'Shake it Off'.
Fun music videos.
She has some goodwill built up. We'll see if she pisses it away.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (bcbK8)
Florida town must have a lot of Indians. Urine drinking is a thing over there and it's more prevalent than you would think.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (4ErVI)
You mean they drink Gatorade?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (T71PA)
Pabst.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (oVJmc)
Classic.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (8Jf80)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (AzW6q)
I am reminded of Leon Spinks, one time heavyweight champion, who is now living in, relatively speaking to where he once was, poverty.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (ujg0T)
School contact info provided.
https://tinyurl.com/ybpyaaao
Posted by: HA at October 08, 2018 10:31 AM (MAstk)
That lady really boofed the eyebrows.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 10:33 AM (ymnmz)
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Brought over from the last thread as I think we really need to hit the unhinged Dems hard.
Called the school and raised Hell. This has got to stop as some Lefty loon is actually going to go through with an assassination on Republicans.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (TN1P5)
You look at advertisements - if you want to sell something, put a picture of a young, pretty, blue-eyed blond in it.
Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (uLuPn)
Actually, they can. Don't want you to think that, though, so you'll hit up the $95/hour dealership.
Or trade every 3 years.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (6qErC)
There were thirty or so people in the waiting room when I got there, but the nurse took me right in. She said, "Don't take this the wrong way, but we actually look forward to seeing people who have an injury."
Apparently, urine testing was about all they did.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (HiLJ1)
But you use fake pee, heated to 98.6. You strap the small bottle to the inside of your thigh using ace bandage wraps. You go into the stall and pee, by taking out the small bottle and squirting 1 oz into the cup.
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (q1VoB)
Urine only stays at 98.6 for a few a few minutes after it leaves your body
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (PEWOl)
All the boofin' and drinkin' and rapin' he did in college went to his head and swelled it up.
True, because science.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (kilm6)
People besides Ben Shapiro. He invited me to go out on a date with his sister. Just me and his sister. Lil Benny wanted to watch us from outside the restaurant in his VW. Weird.
Posted by: Ghost of Michelle Fields at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM
I filled my tumbler that day, I can assure you!
Posted by: Lil' Ben Shaprio at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (/BXQJ)
If only they would cut out their tongues like the Ellen Jamesians...Was John Irving prescient, or what? He was depicting the insanity of feminists decades ago.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today!
You've got a lot to be happy about. To get a novel published I would kill. Again.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (AzW6q)
I am reminded of Leon Spinks, one time heavyweight champion, who is now living in, relatively speaking to where he once was, poverty.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (ujg0T)
Athletics and business savvy are almost never found together.
Spinks was a good puncher, old school good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (bcbK8)
https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/88vTvKlFA6
Posted by: PJ at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (qlTN9)
Vice President Pence cost taxpayers at least $325,000 when he walked out of an NFL game last year in response to a protest during the national anthem, according to a new report.
HuffPost on Saturday reported based on newly released documents that Pence's hotel stay, travel, Secret Service protection and extra security measures added up to at least $325,000 in taxpayer dollars, not including the cost of local law enforcement or emergency services.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (TN1P5)
The place I go currently only has absolute shit tier burritos, but a few years ago they had a really good breakfast burrito.
Tina's Beef and Bean burritos are awesome. I can't find them around here anymore though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (DwF62)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (uLuPn)
Done and done.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (bcbK8)
They will promote a Jelly troll like Lena Dunham, Michelle Obama's thumb sized clit & balls, or a gay fake conservative like Jennifer Rubin.
Lucky for Taylor Swift hates Americans - she already has f-u money. Good for her. Now Sod off.
Posted by: Nationalist Monarchist Pikachu at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (cTG4Q)
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Steroids.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (vV/gB)
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!
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Come for the raping and stay for the whining!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Martin at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Halls of the Supreme Court at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (ymnmz)
Notice how that shit never works on metal bands?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (TAmPV)
Not if it's pressed up against your thigh with one of those camping foot warmers stuck to the side of the bottle.
Again, don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM
Rydym yn mynnu codau a limwyr yn y Gymraeg!
Posted by: Morons Cymreig at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (/qEW2)
HuffPost on Saturday reported based on newly released documents that Pence's hotel stay, travel, Secret Service protection and extra security measures added up to at least $325,000 in taxpayer dollars, not including the cost of local law enforcement or emergency services.
While doing their "research." did they find obamas school records and actual Birth certificate?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickl at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (6qErC)
HuffPost on Saturday reported based on newly released documents that Pence's hotel stay, travel, Secret Service protection and extra security measures added up to at least $325,000 in taxpayer dollars, not including the cost of local law enforcement or emergency services.
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Pales in comparison to the value of the pallet of cash sent to the largest state sponsor of terror.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (vg8iE)
Who's the pretty dame holding the bible for Kav? Since his kids are there, is it is his wife?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (I2dne)
Wife.
I bet she was walking funny the evening after he got confirmed.
BK needed to get some grindin' done.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
After a decade or so of marriage to him, I'm sure she's good at taking off her clothes before he rips them of, all a-boofing and a-ice throwin'.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: HA at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (MAstk)
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I've noticed that. I think it's because, unlike other types of entertainment, pro athletes have to dedicate about 90% of their time from early childhood working on their game, and their bodies, and doesn't leave a lot of room for much else. Plus gettin' all that money real young doesn't help.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (4ErVI)
My mom lives on those. They cost about 40 cents each at the grocery store.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (mCMQ5)
When the sample is handed over, it is a good idea for it to be somewhere near body temp.
Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (RuIsu)
Right next to the rest of the OJ evidence.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (6qErC)
HuffPost on Saturday reported based on newly released documents that Pence's hotel stay, travel, Secret Service protection and extra security measures added up to at least $325,000 in taxpayer dollars, not including the cost of local law enforcement or emergency services.
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How much did the taxpayer fork over for Michelle to take her mother to Africa?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Rickie at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (uLuPn)
And I supporthed Trump!
Posted by: Iron Mike at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (cTG4Q)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (4mUNO)
Actually, they can. Don't want you to think that, though, so you'll hit up the $95/hour dealership.
Or trade every 3 years.
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Always knew there was a scam in it somewhere. But half the cost is the hoodoo involved in querying the vehicle computer to see what is making the noise I complained about, then burning daylight lifting the engine out get work room, since unlike a Chevy Nova there is no room to actually reach into the engine compartment. That and finding the laundry list of stuff that needs replacing sometime, like they have been doing since the first days of horseless carriages.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (pFljN)
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Seattle doesn't get really cold like the midwest or northeast, but it's constantly wet in the winter. You probably wouldn't freeze in a tent, but it wouldn't be comfortable.
Seattle is super gross and dangerous. Last spring I met my brother who was in town for work at Pike market and we walked down to the waterfront past the Aquarium. The parking lots under the viaduct were filled with tents of homeless people and there were homeless people doing drugs in the parking garage stairwells near the aquarium. I don't feel safe taking my kids there by myself anymore (we used to have memberships to the aquarium).
Posted by: not the mama at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (t2AQi)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (T71PA)
My mother liked the Banquet meals for 99 cents.
She had a cast iron stomach.
Posted by: Jonesie at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (uLuPn)
I'm glad to see this photographer caught them smiling.
Posted by: mindful webworker's many masks at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (lcg5e)
The baby has a manlier voice than he does ?
Posted by: JT at October 08, 2018 12:11 PM (0V1ed)
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 12:11 PM (mCMQ5)
Who's the pretty dame holding the bible for Kav? Since his kids are there, is it is his wife?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (I2dne)
Wife.
I bet she was walking funny the evening after he got confirmed.
BK needed to get some grindin' done.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
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YOU DAMN RIGHT SHE WAS!!!!
Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh's Gigantic Swinging Balls and Disproportionately Large Penis at October 08, 2018 12:11 PM (cTG4Q)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2018 12:11 PM (TN1P5)
No kidding. I always warm my urine in friend's microwaves.
Posted by: JackStraw
The sign prohibits warming anyone's urine.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:11 PM (IeDO8)
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The Democrat-Socialist Progtards believe it like the Nicene Creed. Even Politico is selling out to them in the collective despair over Trump winning again, in time for the Mid-Terms.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (mCMQ5)
Well ain't that just a hoot and a half. Their last two album were friggin' awesome. Quit disappointing me and just entertain me, clowns!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gosh Darn Mad at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (xPJvm)
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I for one, look forward to a Ruth-less supreme court.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (NF7WJ)
Ah yes. OBDII.
Or, your government at work.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS
What is crazy, lyin' hotmess, Alex?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (T71PA)
My mother liked the Banquet meals for 99 cents.
She had a cast iron stomach.
Posted by: Jonesie at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (uLuPn)
I lived on them when I was poor, too.
That and chub hamburger meat and peanut butter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (bcbK8)
HuffPost on Saturday reported based on newly released documents that Pence's hotel stay, travel, Secret Service protection and extra security measures added up to at least $325,000 in taxpayer dollars, not including the cost of local law enforcement or emergency services.
Wouldn't it have cost that amount if Pence had stayed through the whole game? Unless he was planning on staying there forever.
Posted by: Hands at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (ngIDl)
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (mCMQ5)
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what a tool
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (NF7WJ)
But you use fake pee, heated to 98.6. You strap the small bottle to the inside of your thigh using ace bandage wraps. You go into the stall and pee, by taking out the small bottle and squirting 1 oz into the cup.
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (q1VoB)
That's for the common criminal. People of means buy a Wizzinator, which is a penis-looking appliance you wear during your "test". They can have heating devices (think hand warmers) near the reservoir, so no need for gas station microwaves. Looks like a penis, or enough so that the uncomfortable observer thinks it's legit with a quick glance.
Except that guy in prison I read about, who was black and had the white skin-tone appliance. (or vise-versa)
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (/BXQJ)
Posted by: Hikaru
There are lots of microwaves that don't prohibit it. At least there used to be before today.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (IeDO8)
I believe she's throwing in the towel.
Posted by: Derek at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (87ijN)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (/qEW2)
Heh. You did read the evergreen Sally Kohn tweet, didn't you?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (kilm6)
Live Nation
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
And this is how we knew that leftists didn't give a shit about any of those charges.
Bill Clinton is STILL a leader of the dems more than 20 years after it was known that he was a sexual predator.
Posted by: Justice Brett Vengence is mine Kavanugh at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM
Now that's a thread winner
Posted by: Hands at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (786Ro)
Rydym yn mynnu codau a limwyr yn y Gymraeg!
Posted by: Morons Cymreig at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (ctuyM)
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are there Welsh Limericks?
asking for a Fwywffdnnnh
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (NF7WJ)
#FreePee
Posted by: Michelle Obama's Thumb Sized Clit at October 08, 2018 12:15 PM (cTG4Q)
Posted by: Susie at October 08, 2018 12:15 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:15 PM (ngIDl)
Florida town must have a lot of Indians. Urine drinking is a thing over there and it's more prevalent than you would think.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (4ErVI)
It's sterile and I like the taste.
Queerbait.
Posted by: Zombie Patches O'Houlihan at October 08, 2018 12:15 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at October 08, 2018 12:15 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Justice Brett Vengence is mine Kavanugh at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (e1q4h)
They need the cash. A lot of promises went without payment in Nov 2016.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: Hands at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (ngIDl)
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Not needed.
That's all me baby
Posted by: Michelle Obama's Thumb Sized Clit at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (cTG4Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (uCk+e)
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Two years of a Dem House?
Not sure of the downside.
Posted by: MAGA at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (/8RAd)
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!
Mike Obama is supposedly going on tour for something and has rented out TD Garden in Boston. That has the potential for some embarrassing photo ops of a 3/4 empty building. I wouldn't go out to see Mike if she was on my porch.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (jDF8P)
==
Hell no! The bureaucrats are home in front of the idiot box, or out on the links.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: runner at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (bUjCl)
I suspect I know more about Aliens that that guy does.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK
But he has Credentials!
Go back to your cave, Neanderthal.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS
Getting anally probed by an alien would qualify one as an alien expert.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: Bluto at October 08, 2018 12:17 PM (uLuPn)
I believe she's throwing in the towel.
Posted by: Derek at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (uLuPn)
Her vote should assure her of a do-nothing post with a think-tank, foundation, or lobbying firm.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2018 12:17 PM (hLRSq)
Limyrich a cybrin
Gyrychming a brywm
Cyimchir go wmbryn,
Dauco se bluem.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:17 PM (6qErC)
Except that guy in prison I read about, who was black and had the white skin-tone appliance. (or vise-versa)
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM
The presumed right to use and abuse something and then walk away is a hallmark of male colonialis and privilege!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Marcie Bianco at October 08, 2018 12:17 PM (ctuyM)
Not kidding.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (HiLJ1)
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What's really unbelievable is Kavanaugh probably get's paid less and is worth less than what they pay their drivers, masseuse or body guards.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2018 12:17 PM (hECVl)
Well if Taylor Swift can turn an election, we are truly fucked
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I'm sure Taylor is as influential as we were.
Posted by: The Dixie Chicks at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (XQvuQ)
Sign me up!
/sarc
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (IeDO
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The CoC bona fide expert cuck cruisers have made our entire nation experts on getting anally probed by aliens.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Son of Crom at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (znEOw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (6qErC)
Not kidding.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (HiLJ1)
Tom Steyer: Speaking of people who probably have been anally probed by aliens....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Waylon at October 08, 2018 12:19 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:19 PM (ngIDl)
They provide ever more elaborate premises for grievance and victimhood, and inculcate the pathology into their adherents. They run on a machinery of paranoid fear. Every group of the Left's coalition has an enemy group (racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, etc., etc., etc.) that they are trained to live in mortal terror of and trained to see them everywhere.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:19 PM (oVJmc)
De key is stuck, dude.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:19 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (uLuPn)
+++++++
But you got to go on Meet The Press! You're a totally legit political thinker now!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: kraken at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (DpEis)
I have a dau in publishing at a small house outside of DC. she does editing for Mascot books, if you're interested.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (8D42x)
============
What might this entail?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (8o3AL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (6qErC)
That and chub hamburger meat and peanut butter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (bcbK
Mmmm, chub.
- Homer
I used to get that stuff for tacos (etc), until I found a two pound ball of fat in one. Never got one since.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (1g7ch)
I swear to God last night I was looking at what it takes ti raise chestnuts. Unfortunately, until chestnut blight is eliminated, all you can really do is help breed resistant trees. Which takes half a dozen trees (a Chinese chestnut variety and two bloodlines of American chestnut), an acre of land that is carefully tended, and ten years. At the end of the ten years they expose the patch to chestnut blight, then cull any survivors that show too strong an influence from the Chinese chestnut ancestry.
Heartless people, tree ranchers.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (8U5E4)
Again, Donny Two Scoops is a troll master.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: runner at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (vV/gB)
I suppose he was talking about Justice Kavanaugh and Beach Blanket Betty. While it is indeed a victory for decency and the Rule of Law, it is an American defeat that Democrats were able to drag us through this Fraudulent Lynching in the first place.
After (dubiously) tweeting Churchill, he was instantly set upon by the Twitter Mob. He publicly recanted, abasing himself and groveling before the Proletarian Pitchforks:
"Did not mean to offend by quoting Churchill. My apologies. I will go and educate myself further on his atrocities, racist views which I do not support. My point was we need to come together as one nation. We are all Americans. That should transcend partisan politics."
If not for Churchill, they would all be tweeting in German.
Educate that.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: runner at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (bUjCl)
You do know where you are, right?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: The Dixie Chicks at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (XQvuQ)
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But Taylor will switch sides after the Democrats treat her badly and she breaks up with them.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (8XRCm)
Live Nation
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!
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they're selling Devil's triangles?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)
But sadly, I get the vibe that young Alyssa was passed around like currency by H'wood perverts. I almost feel bad for her. But then, I just remind myself not to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (AzW6q)
asking for a Fwywffdnnnh
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (NF7WJ)
More like a Haikw.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (AURKQ)
Live Nation
Live Nation
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
And this is how we knew that leftists didn't give a shit about any of those charges.
Bill Clinton is STILL a leader of the dems more than 20 years after it was known that he was a sexual predator.
Posted by: Justice Brett Vengence is mine Kavanugh at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (e1q4h)
Do the handmaidens wear blue dresses to protest Bubba?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (mCMQ5)
Well ain't that just a hoot and a half. Their last two album were
friggin' awesome. Quit disappointing me and just entertain me, clowns!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gosh Darn Mad at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (xPJvm)
Not
sure I would call them metal in the "traditional" sense. They refer to
themselves as part of the "new wave of american metal". New
wave...meaning a break from the old ways. I do notice that some of these so called modern new wave metal types have a tendency to write whiny fucking songs under the cover of heavy guitar. Putting a fart cannon muffler on a honda don't make it a muscle car.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (uLuPn)
If it wasn't for Twitter, I'd be working at Starbucks and blowing junkies in the men's room on my breaks.
Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (jDF8P)
Taylor Swift just bowed to the pressure to get her to talk politics,
that's all. She's not trying to buy anything with it, she probably just
got sick of every party and every event having people surround her and
yell at her for not saying anything like a smart entertainer who doesn't
want to alienate half her audience.
Except in her case, her audience is 13 year old girls who don't even know what a Democrat is, so probably no harm, no foul.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018
*
*
She's been in the business a while, so some of her early fans would be old enough to vote. On the other hand, they may have outgrown her work and aren't paying attention to her latest announcement; or they may have grown up and stopped being moonbats (if they were tending that way at 13-15).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 12:23 PM (lNEaL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (bcbK
Pro-forma add on...shhhh....
Posted by: runner at October 08, 2018 12:23 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:23 PM (ngIDl)
I used to think Kanye was a jerk for interrupting Swift whom I felt sorry for. Now I realize Swift has no integrity and Kanye at least has the courage of his convictions. He has the superior character. Odd how this administration has gotten all the masks to drop.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 12:23 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 08, 2018 12:23 PM (Fp/uJ)
Posted by: runner at October 08, 2018 12:24 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:24 PM (8Jf80)
Why shoot
a ship full of perfectly good Mexican weather girls when you could pack
it full of MS-13 thugs and keep the weather girls as handmaidens?
how are they at digging canals?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 08, 2018 12:24 PM (2//jc)
Doctor Professor Blasey Ford's neck reminds me of Thanksgiving.
For 51 she sure didn't age well
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)
Has anyone seen her since the hearing?
No reporters beating a path to her door?
Nothing?
Has anyone even asked for an interview? Can we see the emails of the requests?
Is the press aiding in hiding Balsey?
Biggest story of the year and no one will interview the principal /only "witness".
100% smear operation.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:25 PM (ymnmz)
and like 25 of her friends ...
how much does the kneeling hate of America cost US in lost tax revenue from NFL merchandise, fan attendance, all the various economic activity around it? $3.2B per week ... exactly. Studies show. ha
Pence walking out on America Hate is as important as fighting the actual wars via military. All is war now ... mostly PsyOp war.
AND Michelle spent that money in Africa, Pence money went to local cops ... they love the overtime ... and as Dems tell us, each dollar spent generates another two dollars in trickle down economic activity ... hurray for Pence.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2018 12:25 PM (Cus5s)
Doctor Professor Blasey Ford's neck reminds me of Thanksgiving.
For 51 she sure didn't age well
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)
I still say they made her look like that as a disguise.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:25 PM (ymnmz)
Dear DiFi, Spartacus, Cameltoe and Chucky,
Thanks you so much for accomplishing something that has been missing from our party since 2016. Namely, getting the Trumpsters and the NeverTrumpers to work together to achieve a common goal. Your actions have galvanized Republicans everywhere, right before the midterms.
Except for Billy The Cuck Kristal. Fuck THAT guy inparticular.
Thank You
Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mahatma Ghandi at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (ngIDl)
372 Happy Columbus Day! Are we getting mail today?
no, the lefties in the bureaucracy are horrified at this racist, colonialist celebration of privilege, but they are still taking the day off
Posted by: brak at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (jDF8P)
You shall mine my copper at Trump Camp Keweenaw for the remainder of your existence on this plane, mortal. Then you shall labor on a plane yet to be determined, one not classy and luxurious, but magnificent in its torments.
Posted by: The GEOTUS at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (hLRSq)
But sadly, I get the vibe that young Alyssa was passed around like currency by H'wood perverts. I almost feel bad for her. But then, I just remind myself not to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (AzW6q)
It's truly strange that celebrity women identify conservative and Republican rapists everywhere but are unable to remember the Democrats who actually abused them.
It's an odd form of mental illness, which probably has a name.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (nBr1j)
I believe she's throwing in the towel.
Posted by: Derek at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (uLuPn)
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The goters have told her it's time to give it up. She's down about 12 points. Hence her no vote on Kav. Going down with the ship.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (I16G8)
So a boof-cannon?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:24 PM (8Jf80)
yes and yes.
Oh, did everything turn out ok last night?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:27 PM (bcbK8)
In His First Day on the Job, Kavanaugh has Hired as Many Black Law Clerks as RBG Has in Her Entire Tenure
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2018 12:27 PM (HiLJ1)
For 51 she sure didn't age well
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)
Ghastly is the word I would go with.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2018 12:27 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: LASue at October 08, 2018 12:27 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: JEF at October 08, 2018 12:27 PM (uLuPn)
*note to self: Don't use convenience store microwaves*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2018 12:27 PM (yAc+w)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:28 PM (ngIDl)
Posted by: Ford Female at October 08, 2018 12:28 PM (uLuPn)
Anybody got a link?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:28 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 08, 2018 12:28 PM (2//jc)
416 I never bought the line that CBF had "something happen." I think she's just a liar, and not a good one, either.
But sadly, I get the vibe that young Alyssa was passed around like
currency by H'wood perverts. I almost feel bad for her. But then, I just
remind myself not to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (AzW6q)
It's truly strange that celebrity women identify conservative and
Republican rapists everywhere but are unable to remember the Democrats
who actually abused them.
It's an odd form of mental illness, which probably has a name.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (nBr1j)
Transference.- lay the blame on a psychologically acceptably perp, keeps their brains from exploding.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Johnny Cash at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (bcbK8)
Somebody on the Morning Report thread said that hideous harpy Debra Katz
was now begging Republicans to back off of her, but I couldn't find an
article about that.
Anybody got a link?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:28 PM (AzW6q)
I don't think the War Turtle is gonna fall for the "Be a Sport" defense on this one.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (ymnmz)
Somebody on the Morning Report thread said that hideous harpy Debra Katz was now begging Republicans to back off of her
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Sorry sugar tits. New rules and all. I do wish you the best tho and good luck. Youre going to need it.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:30 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Johnny Cash at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (uLuPn)
Oh thank God.
*Puts 'When the Man Comes Around' on*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:30 PM (bcbK8)
and sundries "
"Sundries"?
Hey, it's the bee's knees!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018
*
*
And "notions." I sued to see that as a department in Woolworth's. What exactly were "notions," other than fleeting ideas in somebody's head?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 12:30 PM (lNEaL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:30 PM (ngIDl)
Fucking Seattle, man...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (bcbK
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Then tell them to get the fuck out?
Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (jDF8P)
I like the idea of a special punishment cell of Sally Kohn. Just her and a Sybian (google it--NSFW)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Martha Stewart at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Zombie Christopher Columbus at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (ngIDl)
[Pauses while running squeegee through gaps in teeth] Dude. We got standards.
Posted by: Third Shift Janitor at the Scheetz at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:30 PM (vV/gB)
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I dont need timeouts this year.
Posted by: Andy Reid at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (oVJmc)
I believe she's throwing in the towel.
Posted by: Derek at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (uLuPn)
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The goters have told her it's time to give it up. She's down about 12 points. Hence her no vote on Kav. Going down with the ship.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (I16G
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Dude...I joked a couple of days ago that I was surprised that she was even campaigning anymore...
Does that make it funnier or less funny?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (8o3AL)
I still say they made her look like that as a disguise.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:25 PM (ymnmz)
It's interesting that you say that. During the hearings, her hair was constantly in her face, and I kept wondering when she was going to brush it back. At one point it was in her mouth, and she didn't brush it back. Who puts up with that? I would have taken a shoelace from someone to put my hair back, so was it a badly fitted lace wig (SWIDT) or some weird habit?
Posted by: moki at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: JAS at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (3HNOQ)
Mammoth murderers works for me.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (ujg0T)
We don't use Goolag here.
Away wi' ye.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (59GGI)
I thought Obama was supposed to jump into the midterms. He sure was quit during the confirmation dust up.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Darlene at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (uLuPn)
I used to think Kanye was a jerk for interrupting Swift whom I felt sorry for. Now I realize Swift has no integrity and Kanye at least has the courage of his convictions. He has the superior character. Odd how this administration has gotten all the masks to drop.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 12:23 PM (/qEW2)
__________
Now you know why I stole that bishes microphone.
Everything she said was BS
She ain't even a country singer no more - and that's what she was slapping on about when I snatched it right out her lanky WNBA fingers
#DragonEnergyBeatsGiraffeThunder
Posted by: Kanye at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (cTG4Q)
Republican rapists everywhere but are unable to remember the Democrats
who actually abused them.
It's an odd form of mental illness, which probably has a name.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (nBr1j)
Transference.- lay the blame on a psychologically acceptably perp, keeps their brains from exploding.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (ymnmz)
These Hollywood women were used & abused by democrats, so they must think that Republicans are even worse.
Posted by: josephistan at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (7HtZB)
They provide ever more elaborate premises for grievance and victimhood, and inculcate the pathology into their adherents. They run on a machinery of paranoid fear.
...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:19 PM (oVJmc)
It really is as if they are trapped in a cult compound. They love and worship the cult leaders who are harming them, and they hate any outsider who might shed a little sanity into their lives.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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One can't have too many canals, especially given the abundance of available labor we anticipate.
It's like a cosmic intersectionality of convenience.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (yAc+w)
Both white dudes who grew up privileged, enjoyed drinking when younger...
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Darlene at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (uLuPn)
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Does anybody really care ????
Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (8XRCm)
It really is as if they are trapped in a cult compound. They love and worship the cult leaders who are harming them, and they hate any outsider who might shed a little sanity into their lives.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (/qEW2)
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That's too kind to them.
There are no leaders. There is only the noise of the energy of the base of the party.
Where the energy dictates the party should go, the party goes.
It's a mob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (8o3AL)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (ujg0T)
We don't use Goolag here.
Away wi' ye.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (59GGI)
Good point. Like "Xerox" it has so permeated the culture that it becomes synonymous with "use your search engine".
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (s21hu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (yAc+w)
Mammoth murderers works for me.
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Horse connoisseurs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (TAmPV)
Shhh. Maybe he'll stay gone.
Posted by: Professor at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (uLuPn)
No burnt pile of dog poo on front porch either.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (8Jf80)
Does that make it funnier or less funny?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (8o3AL)
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It doesn't look like she is bothering to campaign anymore. Her time is prolly better spent lining up her next gig.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: ... at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (uEbPt)
Ugh, Quiet
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (TAmPV)
"Getting pretty tired of people saying 'Indigenous Peoples Day' at work."
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Awesome.... round up all the old people and leav em on the ice floes and the prairie this winter...
Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (oVJmc)
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let me know if she's due for inspection / lube job
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (NF7WJ)
I thought Obama was supposed to jump into the midterms. He sure was quit during the confirmation dust up.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (TAmPV)
Shhh. Maybe he'll stay gone.
Posted by: Professor at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (uLuPn)
If he sticks his head up, PDT will take a great big giant FISA sized turd on him.
He has to keep his head down.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (ngIDl)
LOL
Posted by: JAS at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (3HNOQ)
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Now they love me in the reboot
Posted by: Donald J Trump at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 08, 2018 12:37 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Taylor Swift at October 08, 2018 12:37 PM (uLuPn)
It's a mob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (8o3AL)
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This - it's a feedback loop. And it is among Trumpsters too... look at the rallies, as they reach a fever pitch, and Trump and the crowd just increase in energy, feeding off of each other.
The difference being that Trump's dragon energy is positive and joyful, where the Democrats demon energy is negative, sad, angry and hateful.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:37 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jen Rubin's Cats at October 08, 2018 12:37 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (NF7WJ)
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Pfffffft. You're tree is going for the wrong barker.
She's a dyke sahn.
Posted by: Kanye at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (cTG4Q)
I thought Obama was supposed to jump into the midterms. He sure was quit during the confirmation dust up.
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After two appearances he was given the hook. Polling must have been especially horrid to do that.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (vV/gB)
"Getting pretty tired of people saying 'Indigenous Peoples Day' at work."
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Awesome.... round up all the old people and leav em on the ice floes and the prairie this winter...
Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (8XRCm)
10,000 years they had a continent hemisphere to themselves.
Not one written manuscript.
Not judging, just saying.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (TAmPV)
Probably having trouble finding candidates who want him to show up.
Posted by: Vendette at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (ANdO9)
Mammoth murderers works for me.
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Horse connoisseurs.
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Go with 'Original Peoples'. They might find this confusing, but that's the point.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (yAc+w)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (8Jf80)
Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 08, 2018 12:39 PM (xzqr4)
>>>let me know if she's due for inspection / lube job
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (NF7WJ)
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Pfffffft. You're tree is going for the wrong barker.
She's a dyke sahn.
Posted by: Kanye at October 08, 2018
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Is that why Taylor never seems to hang onto a boyfriend for long?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 12:39 PM (lNEaL)
What was the context, the situation? Why is an astronaut getting into this crap anyway?
Adding to the horror, the responses to his disgraceful idiocy have mostly been meh, nothing-burgers. Just dry boring reminders, partial, halting, of how important Churchill was to to combating evil and saving civilization.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 08, 2018 12:39 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (NF7WJ)
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Pfffffft. You're tree is going for the wrong barker.
She's a dyke sahn.
Posted by: Kanye at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (cTG4Q)
Bi at most.
I'm willing to investigate.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:39 PM (bcbK8)
You shall mine my copper at Trump Camp Keweenaw for the remainder of
your existence on this plane, mortal. Then you shall labor on a plane
yet to be determined, one not classy and luxurious, but magnificent in
its torments.
helicopters all busy?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 08, 2018 12:39 PM (2//jc)
Posted by: Taylor Swift at October 08, 2018 12:37 PM (uLuPn)
IM A LET YOU FINISH, BUT TRUMP HAD OF THE BEST PRESIDENCIES OF ALL TIME
OF ALL TIME
Posted by: Kanye at October 08, 2018 12:40 PM (cTG4Q)
Posted by: moki at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (mFoNl)
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All part of a carefully coached and contrived look. Stupid ploy that got her nowhere, but planned.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 08, 2018 12:40 PM (I16G8)
It's like a cosmic intersectionality of convenience.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (yAc+w)
Have to dig secondary canals to transport the canal diggers to the primary canal projects....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2018 12:40 PM (AURKQ)
No burnt pile of dog poo on front porch either.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (8Jf80)
Glad on both counts.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:41 PM (bcbK8)
"Stick good."
Posted by: Something said by an indigenous person at October 08, 2018 12:41 PM (yAc+w)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 08, 2018 12:41 PM (6eEQ+)
But you use fake pee, heated to 98.6. You strap the small bottle to the inside of your thigh using ace bandage wraps. You go into the stall and pee, by taking out the small bottle and squirting 1 oz into the cup.
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (q1VoB)
That's for the common criminal. People of means buy a Wizzinator, which is a penis-looking appliance you wear during your "test". They can have heating devices (think hand warmers) near the reservoir, so no need for gas station microwaves. Looks like a penis, or enough so that the uncomfortable observer thinks it's legit with a quick glance.
Except that guy in prison I read about, who was black and had the white skin-tone appliance. (or vise-versa)
Posted by: Grimaldi
Is that what it's for? Can anyone recommend a good proctologist?
Posted by: Barry at October 08, 2018 12:41 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:42 PM (8Jf80)
Have to dig secondary canals to transport the canal diggers to the primary canal projects....
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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It's like a model of nuclear fusion!
Posted by: Something said by an indigenous person at October 08, 2018 12:42 PM (yAc+w)
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (s21hu)
Yeah, right. While she dishes out insults to conservatives on social media.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 12:42 PM (kilm6)
Not one written manuscript.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (ymnmz)
To be fair, they were busy cutting out people's hearts for Tlaloc.
Posted by: Skeptical looking Savannah Guthrie at October 08, 2018 12:44 PM (6HWvp)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:44 PM (bcbK8)
He's going to stop us from killing our babies!!! Bbbbut, bbbbut it's our RIGHT to kill our babies!!!!! Bwaaaaaaa!!!!
Posted by: Ma Duece at October 08, 2018 12:44 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:45 PM (8Jf80)
China lowers reserve requirements for banks. Normally something only done in the healthiest of environments, in this case, to me, a big eyebrow-raiser, as a stimulative move in the context of a ramshackle financial structure and a faltering economy.
I didn't know this, but Justine Trudeau's situation is even more ridiculous than already known. According to Ezra Levant, he has a senior advisor who's only apparent function is pathetic ineffectual trolling of Trump and, now, Melania on the twatters.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 08, 2018 12:46 PM (QDnY+)
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Posted by: sunflower at October 08, 2018 12:49 PM (Exn6m)
Posted by: Grannymimi at October 08, 2018 12:51 PM (u5LFV)
Posted by: saf at October 08, 2018 12:54 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Jame Gumb, the Macy's Years at October 08, 2018 01:02 PM (znEOw)
Posted by: Jim H at October 08, 2018 01:38 PM (GlBgT)
Posted by: Brian Gass at October 08, 2018 02:52 PM (9nJFk)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 08, 2018 03:05 PM (HddOg)
That's a truncated version. Youtube has been censoring and ripping down the full version. Somebody out there has a copy, right?
Posted by: james gregg at October 08, 2018 05:52 PM (FcoBX)
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