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Powerful: A Former Trump Voter Explains Why He's No Longer on the Trump Train, But Rethinking His Privileged Role in a Patriarchal Power Structure That Favors Cishet White Men
I shed a tear.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bosk at October 04, 2018 08:01 PM (fjMEv)
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (PhT3S)
Looks like an outtake from "Dragnet."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (/9p9e)
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Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2018 08:08 PM (zuaBT)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 08:08 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:08 PM (UwgOc)
Posted by: Jeff Grimley at October 04, 2018 08:08 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Picric at October 04, 2018 08:08 PM (nonGu)
He's ripping into Keith Ellison right now.
Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 08:08 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Max Power at October 04, 2018 08:08 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Bosk at October 04, 2018 08:08 PM (fjMEv)
Posted by: Frag at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (UWuqq)
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (PA9oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (LsBY9)
Matt Decker/Ron Tracy eyes...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (CeJUf)
Is he a Life-Long Republican?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (LsBY9)
No, but he seems to be a life-like Republican...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Frag at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (UWuqq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (zuaBT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: wth at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (/curx)
Wait, THAT'S the reason he doesn't like President Trump??
Why, only a college girl could invent such a reason.
Why, it's almost as if he is reciting a script someone else wrote for him.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (UwgOc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (zuaBT)
*dingdingding*
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:10 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 08:10 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:10 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2018 08:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:10 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at October 04, 2018 08:10 PM (FUJZT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:10 PM (UwgOc)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 04, 2018 08:10 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: weew at October 04, 2018 08:11 PM (gk7if)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 08:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: jsg at October 04, 2018 08:11 PM (zFRpQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:11 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Picric at October 04, 2018 08:11 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (UwgOc)
As if it were something so bad as to be equivalent to intentional mockery; a travesty.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:11 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2018 08:11 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Octopussy at October 04, 2018 08:11 PM (NnE3i)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 08:11 PM (QDnY+)
Yeah. We got $200 and a free room so far.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: weew at October 04, 2018 08:12 PM (gk7if)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 04, 2018 08:12 PM (2xR5z)
Posted by: sinalco at October 04, 2018 08:12 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:12 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: jsg at October 04, 2018 08:12 PM (zFRpQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:12 PM (BRvh1)
I mean they're putting out more accurate news than CNN.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 04, 2018 08:13 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2018 08:13 PM (80Uh3)
I know a stupid chick who is a Prof at Swarthmore.
I should send this to her.
She'll shoot blood out her...whatever.
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2018 08:13 PM (ZWeG7)
Posted by: Ripley at October 04, 2018 08:13 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2018 08:13 PM (80Uh3)
In a coffee shop.....
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:13 PM (DpEis)
"androwhat?"
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 08:13 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 04, 2018 08:13 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:14 PM (/curx)
Posted by: wth at October 04, 2018 08:14 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 04, 2018 08:14 PM (C1yRh)
Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 08:14 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 04, 2018 08:14 PM (CeJUf)
Posted by: Ben Had
Sadly, I will have to decline. I never appear in person. "zombie" is purely a digital, online entity. Once the laptop lid closes, zombie ceases to exist.
Also, I don't come up for parole until 2038.
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:14 PM (c+2jX)
It is satire.
"Now that's all the guys talk about on the line."
And you guys think feminists have no sense of humor which of course they don't.
I think our sense of humor will be back when Kav's approval happens.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 04, 2018 08:15 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:15 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:10 PM (UwgOc)
No, a boof.
Posted by: BK at October 04, 2018 08:15 PM (QLvwG)
BTW, that movie has been a handy reference these past few weeks. For instance compare the Senate Democrats to the peasants wanting to burn the witch. I've been waiting for Cory Booker to demand that Kavanaughs weight be compare to that of a duck. A priceless image.
Posted by: asquaretail at October 04, 2018 08:15 PM (DJNxi)
Posted by: freaked at October 04, 2018 08:15 PM (UdKB7)
Andro means??
Androgenous means...not good side effects when it's a steroid. That I know.
It means it's making you a girl. I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:15 PM (UwgOc)
Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2018 08:15 PM (80Uh3)
Posted by: Irving Patrick Frielie at October 04, 2018 08:16 PM (Y4HZZ)
It's as if they hired those guys from yesterday who wrote all the fake papers.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 04, 2018 08:16 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Same, and they're pretty brutal about it.
"Waste Of Time: Starbucks Closed Down For Anti-Bias Training Today Even Though We've Moved On And Are Mad About Other Things Now"
https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:16 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 04, 2018 08:16 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:14 PM (c+2jX)
But if you can't trust a horde of Morons, who can you trust?
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consorting Services,VLLC at October 04, 2018 08:16 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: freaked at October 04, 2018 08:15 PM (UdKB7).
Huh.
You and I keep our privileges in VERY different locations....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:16 PM (BRvh1)
She can only be questioned by Senators. No outside counsel.
Posted by: Debra Katz at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (yQpMk)
80
Sadly, I will have to decline. I never appear in person. "zombie" is purely a digital, online entity. Once the laptop lid closes, zombie ceases to exist.
Also, I don't come up for parole until 2038.
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:14 PM (c+2jX)
You're worried about an open pit in a basement, aren't you?????
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (ljqGM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (2xR5z)
It's hilarious.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Agreed, how'd he keep a straight face with all the non-straight gender studies bs?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (/9p9e)
"On Oct 3, 2018, a trial was held in Department 14 of the Superior Court of the County of Los Angeles. In a moment, the results of that trial."
Posted by: Gallopin' Gertie at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (1WKtX)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Miklos Media Watch at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 04, 2018 08:16 PM (mQ0Mc)
"cisgender heterosexual", aka "Normal", aka "adhering to the statistical norm".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:18 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:18 PM (/curx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2018 08:18 PM (ljqGM)
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 08:18 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:14 PM (c+2jX)
I think Weasel has ankle bracelet "tools", IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consorting Services,VLLC at October 04, 2018 08:18 PM (n9EOP)
Anything else would be lunacy and incredibly selfish.
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2018 08:18 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:19 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:14 PM (c+2jX)
At 03:14:07 on the 19th of January, right?
You should know better than to use signed 32-bit integers for your epoch seconds counter.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:19 PM (y87Qq)
Andro is one of the few survivors of a biological disaster brought on by an ambitious scientist named Bertram Cabot Jr.
True story.
Posted by: freaked at October 04, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)
The sad part...that is actually how the left thinks...and worse...that
is exactly the crap they are teaching on college campuses today.
****
Not if you pick a major that results in employment opportunities
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 04, 2018 08:19 PM (h1jJh)
It's as if they hired those guys from yesterday who wrote all the fake papers.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 04, 2018 08:16 PM (fuK7c)
Same way the top Professors do:
Cuppa coffee and fifteen minutes on Wikipedia.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:19 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Toad-O at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (yQpMk)
Too good. Youtube will pull this.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Soona at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (2TSL3)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (3HNOQ)
Because to the little Hegelians 'Normal' implies 'Abnormal'.
And that is triggering.
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (ZWeG7)
Posted by: Debra Katz at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (yQpMk)
Any impromptu sexually referential humor must be provided in advance, and IN WRITING.
Posted by: Miklos, a real Katzenjammer at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (zCyNd)
===
look, if anything...they're just anti-white and anti-male. Anti-Christian too, obviously. Bold choices.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (Ejm4y)
This Red State article warms the bitter, bitter cockles of my cold, cold heart.
https://tinyurl.com/ya7z922b
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:18 PM (BRvh1)
i.e. denormalizing the normal.
Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (953wK)
Posted by: weew at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (gk7if)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 08:21 PM (2abVk)
Posted by: Generic Whiterun Guard at October 04, 2018 08:21 PM (b8t/Z)
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:19 PM (DpEis)
The demands of Neo-Gnosticism.
They "know more" than you do.
Even when they don't.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:21 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (3HNOQ)
Now THAT is Trumpian hardball!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consorting Services,VLLC at October 04, 2018 08:21 PM (n9EOP)
I usually put to down as "If you can't convince them with logic, try to dazzle them with bullshit!"
Somewhere along the road, the left decided they get to define all words, set all terms and change meaning on the fly, if it should suit them.
Posted by: JB1000 at October 04, 2018 08:21 PM (iTyvA)
Posted by: Ben Had
Way way way back in the day, I was invited to a real-world meetup of like-minded folks, declined the invitation, they went ahead with the meetup anyway without me, and then I spied on and "attended" the meeting anyway posing as someone's guest, and nobody ever suspected it was me! I blew everyone's mind by knowing every single thing that happened that night, even quoting what people said verbatim.
So -- never count me out!
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:21 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 04, 2018 08:22 PM (Z+ROM)
Posted by: Ripley at October 04, 2018 08:22 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: jsg at October 04, 2018 08:22 PM (zFRpQ)
I;m glad I wasn't drinking for that little nugget.
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2018 08:22 PM (ZWeG7)
80
Sadly, I will have to decline. I never appear in person. "zombie" is purely a digital, online entity. Once the laptop lid closes, zombie ceases to exist.
Also, I don't come up for parole until 2038.
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:14 PM (c+2jX)
after 18 years inside I finally come up for parole in 18 months, and I can't wait to jump across the table and punch that smug fkking prosecutor in the face.
The above is a joke. Ima dickpunch him.
That too is a joke.
All of the pointing out of what is a joke is also a joke.
Hahahahaha.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 04, 2018 08:22 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2018 08:23 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Miklos, a real Katzenjammer at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (zCyNd)
"I think i got some gum on my suit trousers here, could you take a look for me ma'am?"
Posted by: Sen. Graham at October 04, 2018 08:23 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (3HNOQ)
Now THAT is Trumpian hardball!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consorting Services,VLLC at October 04, 2018 08:21 PM (n9EOP)
Or...
They got a Honeymoon planned? Do the wedding, get on a Trump plane to Maro Lago for the Honeymoon... I'll pick it up.
As long as you drop Dad off in DC on the way.
Posted by: Don Q at October 04, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: asquaretail at October 04, 2018 08:15 PM (DJNxi)
Lindsay Graham asked that question within the last 24 hours. Well, throwing K. into the water and seeing if he floats.
(Can't say "Miss Lindsay" any more, can we?)
Posted by: Gallopin' Gertie at October 04, 2018 08:23 PM (brIR5)
https://tinyurl.com/y9c4vubq
Posted by: jsg at October 04, 2018 08:22 PM (zFRpQ)
Why does he look like a damn Vulcan.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:23 PM (y87Qq)
That too is a joke.
All of the pointing out of what is a joke is also a joke.
Hahahahaha.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ... WAIT ... NOW I'M CONFUSED.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 04, 2018 08:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: I dunno, could be at October 04, 2018 08:24 PM (Y4HZZ)
Andro is something like human, right? Hence androids?
So androcratic would be rule by humans?
One of my lefties is so far left that he calls humans the worst scourge on earth.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 04, 2018 08:24 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:24 PM (/curx)
I think he'd make a good speaker of the house when he's done being president.
Posted by: freaked at October 04, 2018 08:25 PM (UdKB7)
One of my lefties is so far left that he calls humans the worst scourge on earth.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 04, 2018 08:24 PM (fuK7c)
Huh.... you first, Leftie.....
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:25 PM (DpEis)
======
Andro refers to male like gyno refers to female.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 04, 2018 08:26 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Robert17 at October 04, 2018 08:26 PM (jF79W)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 04, 2018 08:26 PM (jDF8P)
Andro is something like human, right? Hence androids?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 04, 2018 08:24 PM (fuK7c)
Andro- : male. Gyno- : female. Ando: the guy who invented instant ramen.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:26 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: CN at October 04, 2018 08:27 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: It's Pat! at October 04, 2018 08:27 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2018 08:27 PM (yJ1e6)
Hey everybody.
This Red State article warms the bitter, bitter cockles of my cold, cold heart.
*****
Could you imagine the meltdown of epic proportions if Kavanaugh is confirmed next week and Ruth Bader Ginsberg died the next day.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 04, 2018 08:27 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:27 PM (UwgOc)
Posted by: Ben Had
If I do show up, you wouldn't know ahead of time. I might be the waitress. I might be the busboy. Someone might have me on Facetime with their iPhone in their pocket and the camera facing outwards, so I'm there virtually.
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:27 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:28 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 04, 2018 08:28 PM (wen72)
Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 08:28 PM (953wK)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:26 PM (y87Qq)
Well, we ARE being governed by a bunch of wet noodles, so...
Posted by: Sen. Graham at October 04, 2018 08:28 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:28 PM (BRvh1)
This Red State article warms the bitter, bitter cockles of my cold, cold heart.
https://tinyurl.com/ya7z922b
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (miE9U)
***************************
The thing that worries me is the timestamp says 12:00 pm today. Sasse, Murkowski, Flake & Collins got together, also Coons. Sasse got all squishy and now we don't know what's going on.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 08:28 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 04, 2018 08:28 PM (jDF8P)
Of course it is satire, Real libs would have had it flipping from one person to another, with proper representation of all sexes, religions and ethnicities. That is REQUIRED in all leftist propaganda anymore.
Posted by: Ripley at October 04, 2018 08:22 PM (NbRJx)
Ha! You're right. The folks at the Onion are probably kicking themselves for not thinking of that.
Posted by: girldog at October 04, 2018 08:28 PM (g5YYQ)
Posted by: Miklos Magritte at October 04, 2018 08:28 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ben Had
If I do show up, you wouldn't know ahead of time. I might be the waitress. I might be the busboy. Someone might have me on Facetime with their iPhone in their pocket and the camera facing outwards, so I'm there virtually.
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:27 PM (c+2jX)
You ratted out a cartel, didn't you????
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:28 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2018 08:28 PM (5w+hd)
Posted by: Toad-O at October 04, 2018 08:29 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 04, 2018 08:29 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2018 08:29 PM (5w+hd)
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 08:29 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: Dagny at October 04, 2018 08:30 PM (nRWPy)
Kavanaugh has an editorial in today's WSJ-"I am and independent and impartial judge." I would include a link but I HATE this new keyboard.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 08:30 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:27 PM (c+2jX)
So you plan on blending in with the professional catering staff at the TXMoMe?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:30 PM (y87Qq)
IMHO no senate democrat should ever, EVER be allowed to say anything on the floor about any Republican court nomination, ever again.
Seriously: make the process entirely written. Don't even allow the press to see an image of the nominee until they're already confirmed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2018 08:30 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:30 PM (/curx)
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 08:30 PM (98WNR)
https://tinyurl.com/y9c4vubq
Posted by: jsg at October 04, 2018 08:22 PM (zFRpQ)
Maybe somebody could teach these decrepit idiots how to use something like google calendar, so they can all check each other's schedules? I'm sure many of them are in and out of rehab and it would be cool to keep tabs of shit like this.
I'm sure he had no idea that his daughter was getting married this weekend until she called him last night.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 04, 2018 08:30 PM (TUU1F)
We're going to have some huge bills. Classy and first rate. They're going to be the greatest bills you've ever seen.
Posted by: Soona at October 04, 2018 08:30 PM (2TSL3)
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it was pretty powerful, just listening to whatever the fuck the obvious retarded lady was trying to write to cover for the fact she couldn't get with a chad like Gator when she was younger.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 08:31 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:31 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2018 08:31 PM (PhT3S)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:30 PM (y87Qq)
You mean with Fernando on the deep fryer in the taco truck?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2018 08:31 PM (5w+hd)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:30 PM (y87Qq)
The Sirhan Sirhan costume would be EPIC!!
Posted by: Miklos, and where was that guy from? at October 04, 2018 08:32 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Max Power at October 04, 2018 08:32 PM (q177U)
Posted by: the horse at October 04, 2018 08:32 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:28 PM (BRvh1)
It was good. I was pretty sure it was intentional, tbh.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:32 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 04, 2018 08:32 PM (f5LwH)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 04, 2018 08:32 PM (7lcL/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:33 PM (BRvh1)
IT SHOULD BE IN ALL CAPS NAME FOR AN ELECTRONICS DEVICE.
Or an obscure Eastern European pastry.
Posted by: DaveA at October 04, 2018 08:33 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 04, 2018 08:33 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:33 PM (UwgOc)
Posted by: Ben (the original) at October 04, 2018 08:33 PM (ZU7vA)
Posted by: CN at October 04, 2018 08:33 PM (U7k5w)
And the rest we photoshop to be the Most Texan MoMeet possible. Hunky guys and willowy, classy lasses. Oh wait. that is us.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 08:33 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 04, 2018 08:27 PM (h1jJh)
Hah! That would seal forever my deep faith in a humorous God.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2018 08:34 PM (5w+hd)
"I was very emotional last Thursday," Kavanaugh continued, "more so than I have ever been. I might have been too emotional at times. I know that my tone was sharp, and I said a few things I should not have said. I hope everyone can understand that I was there as a son, husband and dad. I testified with five people foremost in my mind: my mom, my dad, my wife, and most of all my daughters."
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2018 08:34 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 04, 2018 08:34 PM (zCWYK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 08:34 PM (AllCR)
Holy shit, the crowd would be incapacitated with laughter, followed by the whole country coming to a complete grinding ROTFLMFAO-halt the next day, and the election WOULD. BE. FUCKING. OVER!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 04, 2018 08:34 PM (gDSxq)
Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2018 08:34 PM (jCN1w)
Posted by: Max Power at October 04, 2018 08:34 PM (q177U)
'Zombie' the waitress?
Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2018 08:35 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Jackson Cosko, NOT looking for "new opportunities" at October 04, 2018 08:35 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 04, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)
Say, that word kinda sounds like "fishnet", amirite?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 04, 2018 08:35 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 08:34 PM (AllCR)
We're agreed that Cory Booker did say "goat language festers" that one time, right? You heard that one too?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:35 PM (y87Qq)
Yeah, I explained androgynous like 400 comments ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:33 PM (UwgOc)
I know, it's a galaxy, the Androgynous Spiral Galaxy.... the Hubble took pictures and all.
...
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:35 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: the horse at October 04, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 04, 2018 08:35 PM (pa/yu)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:30 PM (y87Qq)
You mean with Fernando on the deep fryer in the taco truck?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2018 08:31 PM (5w+hd)
Mexican Clue?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
Just send the laptop and watch via camera. It'll be cheaper til some Moron spills a drink on it.
Posted by: DaveA at October 04, 2018 08:35 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Columbia, the gem of the oceans at October 04, 2018 08:37 PM (VWE5i)
Has stayed that way. Ask Weasel why he had no battery?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:37 PM (/curx)
Trump talking about fixing something with the NFL. Got a call from Goddell thanking him.
I missed what he fixed though...anyone?
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2018 08:37 PM (cF8AT)
Zombie exists only when she is perceived by me. Just like the rest of you sorry jokers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2018 08:37 PM (5w+hd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoka at October 04, 2018 08:37 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 04, 2018 08:37 PM (pw+jk)
Shoulda put it in a limerick.
Posted by: the horse at October 04, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)
Yeah. Steopygeaous. Then what.
Posted by: Miklos, not Percy Dovetonsils at October 04, 2018 08:37 PM (zCyNd)
I knew it was bullshit when I read the headline. Ace is jokester. He makes jokes.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2018 08:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2018 08:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Venusian Anthropologist at October 04, 2018 08:38 PM (SLGgQ)
Posted by: Ron at October 04, 2018 08:38 PM (oaz0u)
Posted by: Ben Had /i]
I'll be the Appaloosa eavesdropping from the corral.
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:38 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoka at October 04, 2018 08:38 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 04, 2018 08:38 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:38 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: CN at October 04, 2018 08:39 PM (U7k5w)
Shoulda put it in a limerick.
Soothie explained the androgyny
It's important when making the progeny
The boys and the girls
Will give it the whirls
But you can't ignore physiogamy
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 04, 2018 08:39 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 08:38 PM (c+2jX)
AHA!
Spotted!
Posted by: Chief Eagle Eye Miklos at October 04, 2018 08:39 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:39 PM (UwgOc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2018 08:37 PM (5w+hd)
Hey, been meaning to mention, thanks for perceiving us, man. Really appreciate the wave function collapse.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:40 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Pork, the other white meat at October 04, 2018 08:40 PM (VWE5i)
What rhymes with androgynous?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:39 PM (UwgOc)
Monogamous is a good off-rhyme
Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 08:40 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2018 05:56 PM
Hottentot Venus.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 04, 2018 08:40 PM (2NqXo)
Kav should have apologized for not decorating the hearing room with the entrails of the Dems.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 04, 2018 08:40 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:39 PM (UwgOc)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFmogynous?
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2018 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:40 PM (y87Qq)
Yup. Cicero's the name, decoherence is the game.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2018 08:41 PM (5w+hd)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 04, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:41 PM (UwgOc)
Yeah. Steopygeaous. Then what.
Posted by: Miklos, not Percy Dovetonsils at October 04, 2018 08:37 PM
Now that's a Hottentot Venus.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 04, 2018 08:41 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2018 08:41 PM (cUFK6)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:41 PM (/curx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk)
What rhymes with androgynous?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:39 PM (UwgOc)
Monogamous is a good off-rhyme
Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 08:40 PM (Izzlo)
Homogenous
Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 08:41 PM (NWiLs)
Schön gemacht!
What rhymes with androgynous?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:39 PM (UwgOc)
Partially-hydrogenous.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:42 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 08:42 PM (OQp0d)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 04, 2018 08:42 PM (jDF8P)
Which might mean I'm ghey, depending.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 04, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk)
I have great news for you. Zombie is a her. So you're not ghey after all, Ben.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2018 08:42 PM (5w+hd)
the last of the night. The cloture vote is at 10:30 a.m. Friday. As
I've said before, they'll either schedule around Daines or he will be
absent for the confirmation vote and Pence will break a tie if it's
necessary. This is not a DefCon1 emergency.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 08:42 PM (ANdO9)
I agree with this guy!
Posted by: Archie Bunker at October 04, 2018 08:43 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 04, 2018 08:43 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 08:43 PM (OQp0d)
Posted by: jd will at October 04, 2018 08:43 PM (EEqRQ)
Posted by: the horse at October 04, 2018 08:43 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Ron at October 04, 2018 08:38 PM (oaz0u)
*********************
Watch it.
It's a joke...from the Onion.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 08:43 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 08:43 PM (OQp0d)
Ha ha!
Posted by: Max Power at October 04, 2018 08:44 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 08:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 04, 2018 08:44 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:44 PM (y87Qq)
the last of the night. The cloture vote is at 10:30 a.m. Friday. As
I've said before, they'll either schedule around Daines or he will be
absent for the confirmation vote and Pence will break a tie if it's
necessary. This is not a DefCon1 emergency.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 08:42 PM (ANdO9)
Unless....Flake votes no and no Dems vote yes.
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2018 08:44 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:44 PM (yQpMk)
We need an I am Zombie contest. With bidding. Before all the introductions of our phony baloney names.
We can drive NSA Bob insane!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 08:45 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2018 08:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 04, 2018 08:45 PM (wen72)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2018 05:56 PM
I was in every bar in Georgetown. Bethesda too. Chevy Chase. Old Town Alexandria.
I think you made that up.
Posted by: Elitist Miklos at October 04, 2018 08:45 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:44 PM (yQpMk)
Eh. Close enough.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:46 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 08:46 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2018 08:44 PM (cF8AT)
Then they hold the vote open and wait many hours until Daines gets back from Montana.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 08:46 PM (ANdO9)
I envy Gutfeld. His head is right at Judge Jug's boob height.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 04, 2018 08:46 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:44 PM (yQpMk)
Nobody's seen her naked, but...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2018 08:46 PM (5w+hd)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 08:46 PM (OQp0d)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 04, 2018 08:47 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: lizabth at October 04, 2018 08:47 PM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:39 PM (UwgOc)
Fag
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2018 08:47 PM (SiINZ)
--
Yeah, I figured what it was supposed to mean, but thought this guy was serious. It's a parody thing though, right? I can't listen right now and thought he was real.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 04, 2018 08:47 PM (mQ0Mc)
He can learn how to do a perfect PLF. The first time.
Posted by: Gallopin' Gertie at October 04, 2018 08:47 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
The GOP is an extraordinarily incompetent party.
The number of super rich party apparatchiks that could whisk this stupid piece of shit back and forth to Monatana on a private jet is aplenty.
Watch the GOP fuck this up over something as stupid as NOBODY CAN USE A FUCKING CALENDAR!!!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at October 04, 2018 08:48 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:39 PM (UwgOc)
Fag
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2018 08:47 PM (SiINZ)
ROFL
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 04, 2018 08:48 PM (pa/yu)
So they have 48 hours to murder one or more Republican Senators.
I'd be bunkered up.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 08:49 PM (OQp0d)
Sadly perhaps, I'm familiar enough with it.
Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 08:49 PM (953wK)
--
It always was gonna be narrowly. Why? Because the Democrap Senators don't give the same courtesy to Republican presidents' SCOTUS nominees that Rep Senators give to Dem presidents.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 04, 2018 08:49 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 04, 2018 08:49 PM (5jVnA)
Basically, a strong culture pushes aside weaker cultures ... and now the weak culture is rebelling via crying 'not fair'.
But really, it is not the weak alt-culture rebelling, it is a semi-strong Soviet culture that is infiltrating and poisoning the youthful Americans. It is only BigMoney plus Soviet style plotting via PsyOp war that this weak mush mouthed culture attained any power at all.
Those fake research papers were published because Soviets deliberately and systematically corroded American culture. The empty shell the Soviets left behind is now crumbling, which was their plan. But Americanism did not swallow their bullshit ... so America Awakes ... and the leftist drivel collapses in its own crap.
(which is what this guy is mocking ... )
Posted by: illiniwek at October 04, 2018 08:50 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 04, 2018 08:50 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at October 04, 2018 08:50 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2018 08:50 PM (PXKj8)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 08:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:51 PM (/curx)
Well, I can leave this world knowing I've seen it all. Theresa May coming out shaking it to "Dancing Queen".
That's all folks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 04, 2018 08:51 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:47 PM (yQpMk)
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaNw28dSajo
Posted by: Laird Miklos McMolnar at October 04, 2018 08:51 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: DXO at October 04, 2018 08:51 PM (nzKWW)
John Cornyn.
Seriously, and I'll say it again, a senator's kid getting married on Saturday is not a DefCon1 emergency.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 08:51 PM (ANdO9)
Besides the one everyone else received, it turns out that Hillary got a VERY SPECIAL Presidential text alert yesterday. Read and see:
https://tinyurl.com/ybvreumk
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2018 08:51 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:47 PM (yQpMk)
Well, I'm still not convinced any of you besides Mikey NTH is real. Just in the last few months I've been briefly mistaken for both an 'ette, and engaged to shibumi.* I'm not and have never been either. So even if someone vouched for zombie, that's only as good as their word.
* not in the same thread
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:52 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2018 08:52 PM (/tuJf)
The vote should have already happened by now. Then the senate would recess and the ones up for re-election would campaign.
This is what I'm talking about when I say that the Dems have completely broken the rules. This is why Graham and others are fit to be tied right now.
There are ways things are done, and DiFi and her goons are trashing them. Yes, the Senate is a pit of corruption, but like the mafia, they had certain customs. DiFi and Schumer and destroying them. This is why so many squishy GOPers are suddenly getting salty.
By the way, the Dems are also pissed at this. Some of them would rather be at home campaigning than dealing with a losing vote that's actually fired up the conservative base.
Just keep that in mind. Daines putting his kid's wedding first is what we should be praising, not damning.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 08:52 PM (cfSRQ)
The number of super rich party apparatchiks that could whisk this stupid piece of shit back and forth to Monatana on a private jet is aplenty.
Watch the GOP fuck this up over something as stupid as NOBODY CAN USE A FUCKING CALENDAR!!!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at October 04, 2018 08:48 PM (kT3/m)
----------------
JFC. There are many fine decaffeinated brands that are as tasty as the real thing. You may wanna try some.
He will be confirmed and seated. SMFH.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 08:52 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Songwriter Reference at October 04, 2018 08:52 PM (SLGgQ)
if you're going to be the appaloosa, you'll totally stand out.
Posted by: concrete girl at October 04, 2018 08:53 PM (Z+ROM)
If you happen to see Miley, could you pass on my email addy to her?
She wanted to ask me something, and I no longer have her address.
Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2018 08:53 PM (PXKj8)
http://tinyurl.com/y9vgpxaw
*legs
Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2018 08:53 PM (qZIkn)
Posted by: runner at October 04, 2018 08:53 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Overused gif at October 04, 2018 08:53 PM (Sp1NT)
The GOP is an extraordinarily incompetent party.
The number of super rich party apparatchiks that could whisk this
stupid piece of shit back and forth to Monatana on a private jet is
aplenty.
Watch the GOP fuck this up over something as stupid as NOBODY CAN USE A FUCKING CALENDAR!!!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at October 04, 2018 08:48 PM (kT3/m)
---
To clarify: they HAD a calendar, one agreed upon by all sides.
The Dems blew it up. The Dems are now blowing everything up.
This is why the GOP squishes are suddenly so pissed.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 08:54 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 04, 2018 08:54 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2018 08:54 PM (PXKj8)
It's like waiting for the ice dam to break. Maybe we should have a nude fun run.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:54 PM (yQpMk)
I think my font's too small. Or else my eyes are worse than I thought.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:54 PM (y87Qq)
>> have her address.
She may still have yours. I'll see.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 04, 2018 08:54 PM (f1Vqw)
http://tinyurl.com/y9vgpxaw
*legs
Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2018 08:53 PM (qZIkn)
Well he clearly doesn't have the temperment to be a CNN anchor. Fire him.
Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 08:54 PM (Izzlo)
if you're going to be the appaloosa, you'll totally stand out.
Posted by: concrete girl at October 04, 2018 08:53 PM (Z+ROM)
If you're the Appaloosa I used to have, you're not even in the corral, you've already laid on your side and shimmied out under the fence.
Posted by: Bert G at October 04, 2018 08:55 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (3HNOQ)
Outstanding idea, whether there are 50 votes or not.
Posted by: clutch at October 04, 2018 08:55 PM (E1Jf1)
The pregnant pauses are the friggin' best.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 04, 2018 08:55 PM (C1yRh)
it's The Onion
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (PA9oZ)
I knew it had to be a joke. The guy's got a shitlord face.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 04, 2018 08:55 PM (4ErVI)
Is there going to be a shower?
Do you all have a registry?
A gift list?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2018 08:56 PM (qZIkn)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 08:52 PM
That really needed a Chris Knight sock.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2018 08:56 PM (4VpG4)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 04, 2018 08:56 PM (v1udk)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (3HNOQ)
Outstanding idea, whether there are 50 votes or not.
Posted by: clutch at October 04, 2018 08:55 PM (E1Jf1)
Did he really suggest that?
Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 08:56 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 04, 2018 08:56 PM (bzqZP)
Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2018 08:54 PM (PXKj
*waves back*
Hows things?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 08:57 PM (I16G8)
Bless her poor passed around heart.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2018 08:57 PM (PXKj8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 08:57 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Tentotwo at October 04, 2018 08:57 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 04, 2018 08:57 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:58 PM (/curx)
Posted by: DXO at October 04, 2018 08:58 PM (nzKWW)
A gift list?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2018 08:56 PM (qZIkn)
I think shibumi and Bozo Conservative are registered at Meijer. Which may be the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:58 PM (y87Qq)
I honestly thought he was dead. How many retired justices are there? Is Souter still alive? Have any Democrats retired?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:58 PM (yQpMk)
If I had just known that back in November, I would never have voted for Trump.
This video may be satire, but according to wikipedia, Judith Butler is a real live lesbian gender theorist and third wave feminist.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 04, 2018 08:58 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 04, 2018 08:59 PM (KCxzN)
at with regard to Kavanaugh! Bwhahahahaha. Never go full Milano!
"Alyssa, how many feet in a yard?"
"Well...how many people are standing in it?"
Posted by: tu3031 at October 04, 2018 08:59 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 08:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 04, 2018 08:56 PM (v1udk)
One of our fine Morons posted this morning that he tweeted to Alyssa "I'm just going to pretend none of this has happened and get back to watching 'Embrace of the Vampire' in slow motion." Then she blocked him.
Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 08:59 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: DXO at October 04, 2018 08:58 PM (nzKWW)
It's a nice day for it.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:59 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:00 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 09:00 PM (AllCR)
=
Oh good. A case of Caesar croutons will be easy to swing.
Posted by: runner at October 04, 2018 09:00 PM (bUjCl)
but the move to cloture and the resulting timing is just in the last 24
hours or so.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 08:59 PM (oVJmc)
Yes. They will work around it if necessary.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:00 PM (ANdO9)
tweeted to Alyssa "I'm just going to pretend none of this has happened
and get back to watching 'Embrace of the Vampire' in slow motion." Then
she blocked him.
Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 08:59 PM (Izzlo)
---
Endorsed.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: CN at October 04, 2018 09:01 PM (U7k5w)
She wanted to ask me something, and I no longer have her address.
Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2018 08:53 PM (PXKj
Hi girl! I just emailed the addy I used to have for you. I don't know if it's current. See my nick for my email. Thanks!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 04, 2018 09:01 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: runner at October 04, 2018 09:01 PM (bUjCl)
tweeted to Alyssa "I'm just going to pretend none of this has happened
and get back to watching 'Embrace of the Vampire' in slow motion." Then
she blocked him.
Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 08:59 PM (Izzlo)
---
Saturday movie thread material right there.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:02 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 09:00 PM (AllCR)
-------------
They both live in the same bubble, so probably.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 09:02 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:02 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 04, 2018 09:02 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: lizabth at October 04, 2018 08:47 PM (RFh5Y)
So Coons couldn't blow Jeffy enough to get him to vote no?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2018 09:02 PM (SiINZ)
I don't know what Chris Cuomo thinks, nor do I care. Exploring his mind would be like spelunking without a light.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 04, 2018 09:03 PM (v1udk)
Besides the one everyone else received, it turns out that Hillary got a VERY SPECIAL Presidential text alert yesterday. Read and see:
https://tinyurl.com/ybvreumk
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2018 08:51 PM (miE9U)
John McCain, Like Hillary Clinton, will never be president.
/mo betta
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 04, 2018 09:03 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 09:03 PM (/curx)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 04, 2018 08:56 PM (v1udk)
Milano should take to heart the saying, seen but not heard
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2018 09:04 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: hogmartin
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It's true! BC lives by me and the local Meijer is the best! I already got them the distilled water and Kaboom they had listed so suck it bitches!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2018 09:04 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Paul Revere at October 04, 2018 09:05 PM (pa/yu)
ZH headline. Amy required two cells, one for her fat ass and the other for her inflated ego.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 04, 2018 09:05 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2018 09:06 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: CN at October 04, 2018 09:07 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 04, 2018 08:56 PM (bzqZP)
F the oscars. We need our own awards. Just need a catchy name.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 04, 2018 09:07 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 04, 2018 09:07 PM (T71PA)
ZH headline. Amy required two cells, one for her fat ass and the other for her inflated ego.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 04, 2018 09:05 PM (Z4rgH)
Good thing her boobehs are small
She would have need an entire cell block
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2018 09:07 PM (Ss+Em)
ZH headline. Amy required two cells, one for her fat ass and the other for her inflated ego.
--
She was arrested alongside that Emily Ratatatowski chick.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 04, 2018 09:07 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 09:07 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: Paul Revere at October 04, 2018 09:05 PM (pa/yu)
No problem. I understand. I'll take your place.
Posted by: Benedict Arnold at October 04, 2018 09:07 PM (pa/yu)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2018 09:07 PM (PkVlr)
Or snipe hunting.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at October 04, 2018 09:08 PM (Tyii7)
Har!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2018 09:08 PM (pNxlR)
363: I know I'd be unhappy if my wedding screwed up one of the most important Senate votes ever
Posted by: CN at October 04, 2018 09:07 PM (U7k5w)
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Except it won't. Daines said Kavanaugh will be confirmed. They'll just have to juggle things a little.
False alarm.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:08 PM (cfSRQ)
She wanted to ask me something, and I no longer have her address.
Posted by: SMH at O
she will give you the same advice she gives everyone. dildoes are like handguns, try a bunch of different ones to find the one that fits you best.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2018 09:04 PM (SiINZ)
Who's the boss now, toots.
Posted by: Barney Kavanaugh at October 04, 2018 09:09 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun[/i
Yup. Nothing says "don't view me as a sexual object for you pleasure" like a woman prancing around nude and shaking her gazombas for the whole world.
Posted by: pep at October 04, 2018 09:09 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: CN at October 04, 2018 09:09 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2018 09:09 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: pep at October 04, 2018 09:09 PM (T6t7i)
Yeah, his daughter will just have to suck it up and either have the wedding at the white house or reschedule.
And then your father can exact revenge on the Democrats for however long he is in the Senate.
This shit is beyond ridiculous.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 04, 2018 09:09 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 09:09 PM (hECVl)
Senator Dickweed's kid is a lefty, and is marrying a lefty, because Swamp. So his wedding gift to them is tanking Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 09:10 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 04, 2018 09:10 PM (T71PA)
===
and then consider their women...they aren't victims...they're complicit.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 09:10 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:58 PM (y87Qq)
Are they going to do their ceremony under the horse?
http://www.meijergardens.org/explore/the-american-horse/
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 04, 2018 09:10 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: jsg at October 04, 2018 09:10 PM (zFRpQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 08:59 PM (oVJmc
As my wonderful dad would have said, Thats the breaks, daughter! And then he would have done his job.
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2018 09:10 PM (wMHPW)
>> wedding at supersonic speed?
The War Turtle could order the Sergeant-at-Arms to hold his ass there until the vote.
That reminds me of another Strom legend back in the day, '50s or sometime around there. Strom was trying to sneak out to deny a quorum on some vote, and some damn Dem said, oh no you don't. They got into a tussle outside the chamber.
The Dem trying to drag Strom's ass back in the chamber.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 04, 2018 09:11 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2018 09:07 PM (PkVlr)
You're joking, but there was a cloture vote a bunch of years ago and Ted Kennedy was too sick to show up. The senator required to get to 60 was at his mother's wake and Obama authorized an Air Force plane to pick him up and fly him back to DC to vote. He then flew back for the funeral the next day.
It was Sherrod Brown of Ohio.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:11 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at O
so. what.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:11 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Low information Miklos at October 04, 2018 09:11 PM (zCyNd)
[...]
Daines putting his kid's wedding first is what we should be praising, not damning.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 08:52 PM (cfSRQ)
Respectfully, I am capable of damning both Feinstein for being a filthy totalitarian commie whore and Daines for dereliction of duty. As a child, my father--who worked in the private sector--was often unavailable in my life due to his job. But, hey, shit sucks. Daines needs to do his fucking job.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at October 04, 2018 09:11 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at October 04, 2018 09:12 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 04, 2018 09:12 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 04, 2018 09:11 PM (f1Vqw)
That boy tried that once. Once.
Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at October 04, 2018 09:12 PM (zCyNd)
False alarm.
The Hair, The Hair, The Hair Is On Fire...
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 09:13 PM (OiC69)
Brewers win.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2018 09:13 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Nathan Hale at October 04, 2018 09:13 PM (BRvh1)
Of course, Susan and I were Never Trump from the beginning.
Posted by: Corbin Uriah Cuthbertson-Klein at October 04, 2018 09:13 PM (ismre)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 04, 2018 09:14 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:08 PM (MTjB1)
And bump it up to a magnum for when feeling frisky.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 04, 2018 09:14 PM (1g7ch)
ZH headline. Amy required two cells, one for her fat ass and the other for her inflated ego.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 04, 2018 09:05 PM (Z4rgH)
I really hope that when Kavanaugh gets on the Supreme Court he decides to be as vengeful as he can be to the left after the shit they put him through. I would be
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2018 09:14 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2018 09:07 PM (PkVlr)
Arrival in DC with a Blue Angel flyover.
And lots of sonic booms.
Posted by: Air Marshal Miklos at October 04, 2018 09:14 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Fritz at October 04, 2018 09:14 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 04, 2018 09:15 PM (wen72)
Posted by: Ceasar Rodney at October 04, 2018 09:15 PM (zFRpQ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at O
should douse her wedding with agent orange.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:15 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Corbin Uriah Cuthbertson-Klein
Is Susan your Labradoodle, Corbin?
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 09:15 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:08 PM (MTjB1)
And bump it up to a magnum for when feeling frisky.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 04, 2018 09:14 PM (1g7ch)
Always save one round for yourself?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 09:15 PM (y87Qq)
Anti-Kavanaugh Protesters Descend On Senate; 100 Arrested Including Amy Schumer
Throw the book at her for misrepresenting herself as a comic.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2018 09:16 PM (pNxlR)
Coax his tiny nuts out with a piece of bread and then smash 'em with a hot iron.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at October 04, 2018 09:16 PM (Tyii7)
https://twitter.com/Fuctupmind/status/1047985164821962752
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:16 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Corbin Uriah Cuthbertson-Klein at October 04, 2018 09:16 PM (ismre)
Posted by: DXO at October 04, 2018 09:16 PM (nzKWW)
Feinstein for being a filthy totalitarian commie whore and Daines for
dereliction of duty. As a child, my father--who worked in the private
sector--was often unavailable in my life due to his job. But, hey, shit
sucks. Daines needs to do his fucking job.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at October 04, 2018 09:11 PM (DTX3h)
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Daines hasn't done anything yet. Sheesh, you people are almost obsessed with ways things can suck. You win a victory and then immediately ponder how it will turn to shit.
Settle down. He never said he would skip the vote. Never. Said. That. They will schedule it to accommodate him. They can keep the floor open until he gets back.
Seriously, this place is like a cat lounge with bubble-wrap carpet. Everyone's jumping all over the place about nothing.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:15 PM (MTjB1)
Or MSG from your Chinese takeout.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:16 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 09:15 PM (OiC69)
Hypoallergenic Stiffcock.
Half Mastiff. Half Cocker Spaniel.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 09:16 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2018 09:17 PM (e8kgV)
Take an SR-71 out of mothballs. He'll be in DC in about half an hour.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 04, 2018 09:17 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 09:15 PM (OiC69)
Susan Olivia C-K, partner.
Posted by: Barney Kavanaugh at October 04, 2018 09:17 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:17 PM (MTjB1)
You gotta see Debbie, The Town Drunk, Stabenow's ads in MI.
All salt of the earth WHITE MALE farmers, she's out in the fields, in the farms.
She's going up against John James, a handsome black guy who was at West Point, MBA from UofM, great smile.
And there's Debbie, courting the white stocky farmers of rural MI...
Completely racist.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 04, 2018 09:17 PM (ySAEx)
I believe she needs to be severely punished for this. Slowly. Naked.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 09:17 PM (1WKtX)
I know I keep posting this, but the Left is trying to persuade them to vote NO.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 09:17 PM (hECVl)
the funny thing is why people that hate him watch him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:18 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:51
what happened w/ Slap? I just talked to him a couple of days ago.
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2018 09:18 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: JAS
Vote at 07:00 DC time / 05:00 Montana time, gavel for break, 20min to Nellis, F-35 passenger to Montana flight 07:45 DC / 05:45 Montana
Arrive Billings 08:30 Montana time.
Air Force Aviator: "We are prepped and ready to go, Mr. President."
Pres: "Good, good. Have a wonderful flight. Oh, and be sure to introduce the Senator to some parabolic arcs. He says he loves those things."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2018 09:18 PM (c07y/)
All salt of the earth WHITE MALE farmers, she's out in the fields, in the farms.
She's going up against John James, a handsome black guy who was at West Point, MBA from UofM, great smile.
And there's Debbie, courting the white stocky farmers of rural MI...
Completely racist.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 04, 2018 09:17 PM (ySAEx)
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They playing those ads in Flint and Detroit?
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:18 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: DXO at October 04, 2018 09:18 PM (nzKWW)
All salt of the earth WHITE MALE farmers, she's out in the fields, in the farms.
She's going up against John James, a handsome black guy who was at West Point, MBA from UofM, great smile.
And there's Debbie, courting the white stocky farmers of rural MI...
Completely racist.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 04, 2018 09:17 PM (ySAEx)
All the ads shot in Holland, Zeeland, and Frankenmuth?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 04, 2018 09:18 PM (1g7ch)
>> the guests
As they said about a neighbor of mine, when the undertaker gets him, they'll have to wire his jaw to shut that trap.
I checked for that when he was lying the coffin last year. 91 years old.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 04, 2018 09:18 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 04, 2018 09:19 PM (Y4HZZ)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 09:19 PM (1WKtX)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 04, 2018 09:19 PM (CeJUf)
I hope the cops made them all wear Handmaiden's Tale costumes in jail.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 04, 2018 09:19 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 04, 2018 09:20 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:20 PM (3HNOQ)
>> Slowly. Naked.
Strong discipline by a LezDom in women's prison.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 04, 2018 09:20 PM (f1Vqw)
I believe she needs to be severely punished for this. Slowly. Naked.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 09:17 PM (1WKtX)
Mmmm. Caged heat.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 04, 2018 09:20 PM (5jVnA)
http://tinyurl.com/y88q22tg
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 04, 2018 09:20 PM (9YBqo)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2018 09:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 04, 2018 09:20 PM (f1Vqw)
>> I believe she needs to be severely punished for this.
>> Slowly. Naked.
Strong discipline by a LezDom in women's prison.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 04, 2018 09:20 PM (f1Vqw)
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Film at 11!
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:21 PM (cfSRQ)
I hope the cops made them all wear Handmaiden's Tale costumes in jail.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 04, 2018 09:19 PM (jDF8P)
Did any one of them have their get out of jail free sammiches?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 04, 2018 09:21 PM (5jVnA)
>>>5 This is satire, right?
it's The Onion
Posted by: ace
These are the Crazy Years. If this wasn't mentioned, I'd assume it was legit.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2018 09:22 PM (pY+s4)
Kind of humble & apologetic.
Hey, Brett! Is that something TRUMP would've written, yuh think? Pay more attention, & LEARN!
Posted by: strawdog at October 04, 2018 09:22 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 04, 2018 09:22 PM (f1Vqw)
What Daines has done is merely float the possibility that some family matter is more important than the literal Future of the Nation he was elected and took an oath to fight for.
And this at a critical juncture where, after decades upon decades of being cheated, lied to, and generally shafted by "our betters" in politics, we for once finally see a glimmer of our team starting to care about winning for once. But the win is not in hand yet. Any slight hiccup is enough to set off gigantic flashing alarms. Even the suggestion by this pric that he's not fully on board is enough to cause rage.
We are at war. Literally. Not a shooting war, but an honest to god Revolution is playing out in Washington before our eyes. For now, with votes only, Thanks be to God.
And I have no use for any politician ostensibly on "My Team" who does not see that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 09:22 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: DXO at October 04, 2018 09:22 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: bill-o at October 04, 2018 09:23 PM (b7p1b)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:08 PM (MTjB1)
That's ridiculous. You need more than one gun, just as you need more than one dildo. Different features and purposes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 04, 2018 09:23 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:23 PM (ANdO9)
She trusted somebody. "Hey, this girl will save your career. It's a home run!"
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 09:23 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 04, 2018 09:23 PM (LC8hC)
That FfffffffBI report must be damning to DiFi. She crying. She knows her career is over.
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:20 PM (3HNOQ)
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My theory is that the Dems figured they still controlled the FBI. Part of the reason Trump agreed for the delay was that he knew it wasn't and this was a great way to show them without anyone on the outside seeing it.
That's part of why they are so demoralized, I'm sure of it.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:24 PM (cfSRQ)
Settle down. He never said he would skip the vote. Never. Said. That. They will schedule it to accommodate him. They can keep the floor open until he gets back.
Seriously, this place is like a cat lounge with bubble-wrap carpet. Everyone's jumping all over the place about nothing.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:16 PM (cfSRQ)
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What do you suppose the odds are that protesters will show up at the wedding?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 04, 2018 09:24 PM (+F0Wk)
Shame if a younger man like Daines (or more like, Flake) had to come in the same way.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Miklos, from Sen. Graham's office at October 04, 2018 09:24 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 04, 2018 09:24 PM (jDF8P)
Without Amy Schumer it was only 74.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 09:24 PM (oVJmc)
Gawd, he got thru all that BS with a straight non-gender fluid face.
Posted by: Paladin at October 04, 2018 09:25 PM (cXFvQ)
I'm on repeat mode. Steve Daines will be around for the cloture vote on
Friday. As for the confirmation vote, McConnell and Schumer will either
work the schedule to allow him to be there or they'll vote without him
and Pence will be around if necessary to break a tie.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:23 PM (ANdO9)
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No kidding. Can't let facts interrupt a good depressive rant.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:25 PM (cfSRQ)
Sara Carter in the bikini:
https://everipedia.org/wiki/sara-carter-reporter/
Scroll way down to images and video.
You're welcome.
Those are some nice sweater puppies, indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 04, 2018 09:25 PM (f1Vqw)
Settle down. He never said he would skip the vote. Never. Said. That. They will schedule it to accommodate him. They can keep the floor open until he gets back.
Seriously, this place is like a cat lounge with bubble-wrap carpet. Everyone's jumping all over the place about nothing.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at O
no one has one anything yet. you vote as soon as you get the squishes on board. you do not risk having some sqish change their vote while some halfwit is at his daughter's wedding.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:26 PM (MTjB1)
I wonder if these crazies think they are speaking for all women? Do they believe all women are on their side?
Bcz I don't. I think most women are on Kav's side. Then again, I often overestimate people's intelligence and common sense.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 04, 2018 09:26 PM (pa/yu)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:16 PM (cfSRQ)
I was commenting based upon the information I had at hand and appreciate the clarification.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at October 04, 2018 09:26 PM (DTX3h)
Could be a bit dicey to pull that stuff in Billings.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 04, 2018 09:26 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 09:26 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 04, 2018 09:24 PM (+F0Wk)
Westboro Baptist Church on one side
BAMN on the other
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 04, 2018 09:26 PM (1g7ch)
how it will turn to shit.
Dude, you have Cubs fans here.
They have 108 years of knowing how it can go bad.
It takes a while for things like that to wear off.
Of course, the Cubbies' performance over the weekend didn't help things either.....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 09:27 PM (8iiMU)
that some family matter is more important than the literal Future of
the Nation he was elected and took an oath to fight for.
And this at a critical juncture where, after decades upon decades of
being cheated, lied to, and generally shafted by "our betters" in
politics, we for once finally see a glimmer of our team starting to care
about winning for once. But the win is not in hand yet. Any slight
hiccup is enough to set off gigantic flashing alarms. Even the
suggestion by this pric that he's not fully on board is enough to cause
rage.
We are at war. Literally. Not a shooting war, but an honest to god
Revolution is playing out in Washington before our eyes. For now, with
votes only, Thanks be to God.
And I have no use for any politician ostensibly on "My Team" who does not see that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 09:22 PM (BRvh1)
His kid is getting married. Senators are not so terrible that they won't take that into consideration.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:27 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 09:27 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 04, 2018 09:24 PM (+F0Wk)
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Well, for one thing they'd have to figure out where the thing is taking place.
Then they'd have to get there.
It's also in Montana. I don't know that your usual soyboy Antifa types would be willing to try their courage in a place like that.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:27 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 04, 2018 09:28 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Vendette at O
seriously Vendette, tough shit for them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:28 PM (MTjB1)
That was well worth the research I needed to understand this tweet.
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 09:29 PM (nIvDu)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:27 PM (ANdO9)
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After the last few weeks, I'm not so sure about that.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 04, 2018 09:29 PM (+F0Wk)
And I have no use for any politician ostensibly on "My Team" who does not see that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 09:22 PM (BRvh1)
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I'm on repeat mode. Steve Daines will be around for the cloture vote on Friday. As for the confirmation vote, McConnell and Schumer will either work the schedule to allow him to be there or they'll vote without him and Pence will be around if necessary to break a tie.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:23 PM (ANdO9)
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What Vendette said. Another option, vote on Sunday. Dude, use the fire extinguisher on the hair please.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 09:29 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: jsg at October 04, 2018 09:30 PM (zFRpQ)
Posted by: freaked at October 04, 2018 09:30 PM (UdKB7)
Cogent. I thought the same thing. Trump is pressuring Rosenpenis in a big way. Deliver the FBI from the Dems, keep your honor clean, and I will not have you arrested.
The FBI can continue to exist if they are not a Praetorian Guard for the Dems.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 09:30 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (AllCR)
And that can be further simplified into Normals and Perverts.
Posted by: Eye-Gor at October 04, 2018 09:30 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:30 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 04, 2018 09:30 PM (mQ0Mc)
>>You win a victory and then immediately ponder
how it will turn to shit.
Dude, you have Cubs fans here.
They have 108 years of knowing how it can go bad.
It takes a while for things like that to wear off.
Of course, the Cubbies' performance over the weekend didn't help things either.....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 09:27 PM (8iiMU)
all the gop needs is for the ball to go through the uprights
what could go wrong?
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at October 04, 2018 09:31 PM (6GiEQ)
I hereby denounce myself.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 04, 2018 09:31 PM (tNa3+)
Please.
We're winning this, and it really won't matter if the vote is Saturday, Sunday, or even Monday.
Hell, an extra day of their hysteria might even help. Did you pay attention to the fact that R women's enthusiasm about voting is +12, D women are -2.
I, for one, can handle a bit more winning, over something which was scheduled - at the latest - last spring.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 04, 2018 09:31 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:32 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 09:32 PM (hyuyC)
Do senators from AK & ME REALLY care what a MO voter thinks they should do? How about that lame duck in AZ? How much would he care?
I responded to the Freakfest by sending Hawley another donation tonight. (He's running against McCaskill.)
As the Beatles explained, "we're all doing' what we can."
I admire you for what you're doing. "Better together!", as HRC said.
Posted by: strawdog at October 04, 2018 09:32 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 04, 2018 09:31 PM (tNa3+)
Where is Miley when you need her?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 09:32 PM (8iiMU)
Please.
We're winning this, and it really won't matter if the vote is Saturday, Sunday, or even Monday.
Hell, an extra day of their hysteria might even help. Did you pay attention to the fact that R women's enthusiasm about voting is +12, D women are -2.
I, for one, can handle a bit more winning, over something which was scheduled - at the latest - last spring.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at O
you have to be kidding, less than an hour moved flake from a yes to a no unless there is an fbi investigation.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (MTjB1)
Never. Happen.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (fA1SL)
I'm not shedding tears for a Senator.
Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:28 PM (MTjB1)
Seriously, I need to consume the chicken and corn soup in my fridge, but the Senate will vote on confirmation if Daines is not available and Pence can do the tiebreaking job if necessary. If the Democrats throw in the towel after the cloture vote tomorrow, he could be around for that vote. Or they can schedule it for when he's back.
The wedding is not a sudden surprise.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 09:28 PM (MTjB1)
Yeah, missed many a birthday, births, weddings, funerals in the service. Cant see why a chartered plane is not an option.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (5jVnA)
should send the notice out via the Presidential Alert System. Heh."
"Are you tired of winning yet?"
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: runner at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (bUjCl)
They have 108 years of knowing how it can go bad.
It takes a while for things like that to wear off.
Of course, the Cubbies' performance over the weekend didn't help things either.....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 09:27 PM (8iiMU)
THIS
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (SiINZ)
Crashing the wedding is what we want. Bye-bye, Tester!
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (nIvDu)
No way I'd miss walking my daughter down the aisle. Especially for a group of people who just let a good man get dragged through the mud in order to make some political hay. I'd bet Chinless Bitch has known this guy's schedule for some time. He may be reckless and invertebrate but he's not stupid.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (0GuIv)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 09:29 PM (I16G
I'm glad your attitude toward the trajectory of the Nation is "Eh, Fuggit, It'll be fine".
I'll just sit here and smolder, thanking you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (BRvh1)
....
Always be closing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (WFauQ)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:27 PM (ANdO9)
Are we talking about the same senators who three days ago accused an esteemed judge of gang rape and drunken orgies in front of his family? And then mocked him for defending himself?
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2018 09:34 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 04, 2018 09:34 PM (tNa3+)
Yeah, I mean this in good humor, but I think it's time for a lot us to spend the few extra dollars and upgrade to the Klonopin-Level AoSHQ Membership.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2018 09:34 PM (H5knJ)
But change that schreeching alert noise to 'bioioioioing'
Posted by: DXO at October 04, 2018 09:34 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 04, 2018 09:31 PM (tNa3+)
Where is Miley when you need her?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 09:32 PM (8iiMU)
Miley the Denunciator?
*prepares sweet smelling myrrh, of the rarest kind*
Posted by: Miklos, in the shadows at October 04, 2018 09:34 PM (zCyNd)
Right. Her Grace could say, "After the spanking, the oral sex!" Much to our vicarious amusement.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail is my favorite movie ever.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 09:34 PM (hyuyC)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=377341#c29577730
I was kind of hoping she'd say "Hey, the movie didn't capture EVERYTHING....let me show you." But no.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 04, 2018 09:34 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Atlanta Braves at October 04, 2018 09:35 PM (ismre)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 04, 2018 09:35 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:35 PM (3HNOQ)
Jk
Or am I.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 04, 2018 09:36 PM (pa/yu)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2018 09:36 PM (NXsWM)
days ago accused an esteemed judge of gang rape and drunken orgies in
front of his family? And then mocked him for defending himself?
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2018 09:34 PM (wMHPW)
Believe it or not, yes.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:36 PM (ANdO9)
This Daines hate is sounding, well, leftist.
Please.
We're winning this, and it really won't matter if the vote is Saturday, Sunday, or even Monday.
Hell, an extra day of their hysteria might even help. Did you pay
attention to the fact that R women's enthusiasm about voting is +12, D
women are -2.
I, for one, can handle a bit more winning, over something which was scheduled - at the latest - last spring.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 04, 2018 09:31 PM (59GGI)
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I completely agree. I'll also add as someone who actually worked in a (state) legislature that the majority party can do all sorts of tricks to keep boards open, to wipe the board out, to force a re-vote, etc.
Remember: The Dems are getting screwed here as well. Some of them are getting blown out, but others are in close races. Do you think they want to be cooling their heels in DC when they can be on the campaign trail?
This whole shitshow has been a disaster for them.
I get the whole "used to being sold out by the GOP" thing, but McCain is dead. The Trumpening is real.
Worst case scenario is the seat stays open until a stronger GOP majority slams Kavanaugh through, a majority driven into a voting frenzy as more of the lies about Kav are exposed.
Trump has this weird ability to make his enemies do stupid things. He's got more up his sleeve. I don't think he planned this, but he's milking it for everything he can.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:37 PM (cfSRQ)
"I like how the only thing necessary to parody queer feminist theory is having an everyday person directly quote and pretend to believe in queer feminist theory. The onion strikes again."
Posted by: holygoat at October 04, 2018 09:37 PM (x82Jj)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 04, 2018 09:37 PM (2xR5z)
They have 108 years of knowing how it can go bad.
It takes a while for things like that to wear off.
Of course, the Cubbies' performance over the weekend didn't help things either.....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 09:27 PM (8iiMU)
Cheer up. Read "The Unforgettable Season" and "Crazy '08". You guys took it all the greatest season in baseball history.
("More Than Merkle" isn't very good.)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 04, 2018 09:37 PM (59GGI)
Do senators from AK & ME REALLY care what a MO voter thinks they should do? How about that lame duck in AZ? How much would he care?
I responded to the Freakfest by sending Hawley another donation tonight. (He's running against McCaskill.)
As the Beatles explained, "we're all doing' what we can."
I admire you for what you're doing. "Better together!", as HRC said.
Posted by: strawdog at October 04, 2018 09:32 PM (Cssks)
************************
Well, they are meeting with sexually abuse victims who are not their constituents.
I have called as they represent my Party.
You can voice your opinion without giving your zip code.
It's worth a couple minutes out of your life.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 09:38 PM (hECVl)
Oh fuck. Get over it. In the last ten years both the Cubs and the Red Sox have won World Series'. Move on.
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:35 PM (3HNOQ)
Someone on a Chicago station said that the Cubs are in their "Golden Age", and we don't realize it and should enjoy it. He was absolutely correct.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 09:38 PM (8iiMU)
I'm not shedding tears for a Senator.
Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (sdi6R)
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Hooah.
Suck it up, buttercup.
Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2018 09:38 PM (PXKj8)
I'll just sit here and smolder, thanking you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (BRvh1)
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My attitude is that this is not the end of the World, and that this whole deal does nothing to effect the final outcome of Kav getting confirmed. Why this has to be explained so many times is beyond me. Smolder away.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 09:39 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:19 PM (DpEis)
Because, acknowledging that Normals are, well, normal, means that the rainbow crowd is therefore abnormal. They want to otherize the normals, and make abnormality the norm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2018 09:39 PM (iwUO9)
We are at war. Literally. Not a shooting war, but an honest to god Revolution is playing out in Washington before our eyes. For now, with votes only, Thanks be to God.
.....
Well, votes with a little mass legislature assassination attempt on the side with a sprinkling of ricin.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 04, 2018 09:39 PM (WFauQ)
All the other federal judicial nominations have been delayed as well. Supposed to have been done deals.
I can easily see McTurtle saying "no recess. old business."
Posted by: Miklos' Rules of Order at October 04, 2018 09:39 PM (zCyNd)
discussions then, somewhere there must, I posit, be a, um, lengthy
discussion on "If You Could Only Own One Vibrator What Would It Be?"
I hereby denounce myself.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 04, 2018 09:31 PM (tNa3+)
No, I couldn't choose just one. I like to use them in tandem.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 04, 2018 09:39 PM (qUahL)
'Duty is heavier than a mountain, death is lighter than a feather. '
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 09:40 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ned Beatty at October 04, 2018 09:40 PM (nR2Re)
I'm not shedding tears for a Senator.
Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (sdi6R)
This.
x1000.
Was up at Ft. Wainwright the past couple of days working on a warehouse for rotor blades for helicopters, and workout spaces for brigades to meet training requirements in the winter. Neither space has a bathroom. Soldiers miss a lot of things, not the least is indoor plumbing. I don't think a wedding really counts on that scale.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2018 09:40 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:27 PM (ANdO9)
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After the last few weeks, I'm not so sure about that.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 04, 2018 09:29 PM (+F0Wk)
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Let the Dems continue to dig their own graves if they insist on a vote while the man is walking his daughter down the aisle.
Something tells me Independents won't appreciate that.
And Cocaine Mitch won't give in on that anyway.
Posted by: Marybeth at October 04, 2018 09:41 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2018 09:34 PM (wMHPW)
I hope they try to stop the hemorrhage of basically-decent voters from their side with a Hail Mary attempt to shut down a confirmation by using a fellow senator's kid's wedding against him. I hope most of all that it fails - but I want them to step confidently on that rake like they've been practicing for it.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 09:41 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2018 09:41 PM (PXKj8)
And also, "we can have the FBI investigate each of these guys. Again. I've been told that one of them uses plastic straws."
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 09:41 PM (nIvDu)
Our favorite conspiracy theory, Q, is throwing down tonight:
"Are you ready to see arrests?
Are you ready to see PAIN?
Are you ready to be part of history?"
I **WANT** to believe, but my cynicism is strong!
Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 09:41 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 04, 2018 09:41 PM (3SzRC)
Posted by: Glenn John at October 04, 2018 09:42 PM (73w25)
**
No. They dig my canals first.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 09:42 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 09:32 PM (8iiMU)
Miley the Denunciator?
*prepares sweet smelling myrrh, of the rarest kind*
Posted by: Miklos, in the shadows at October 04, 2018 09:34 PM (zCyNd)
"Denunciator"? Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 04, 2018 09:42 PM (qUahL)
Yea, I remember how Trump won and nothing went to shit after that. It's
been sunshine lollipops ever since. The GOP has used their
majority to get funding for the Wall and defund Obamacare. The Kav
delays and shitshow at his expense were fine. There have been no FBI
investigations or media attacks or shootings of Congressmen or
impeachment plans. Things are running just like they should in
socialist America.
Jk
Or am I.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 04, 2018 09:36 PM (pa/yu)
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You also didn't get a pony.
On the other hand, despite unprecedented obstruction, massive official corruption and treason within GOP ranks, Trump has slammed through major reforms in taxes, regulation and trade agreements. NAFTA is dead.
That is yuge. I don't think people realize just how big that is. Factories are going to come back. Blue-collar jobs are coming back. Didn't you see that the jobs creation was fully 25 percent higher than forecast?!
That's not chump change. Trump's breaking the Dem hammerlock on the black vote.
Look, the fact that we are even contemplating the possibility of GOP gains is incredible. Never happens in a president's first midterm. Bush had 9/11, but Reagan got hammered in 1982.
And most importantly:
HILLARY CLINTON IS NOT PRESIDENT.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:42 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 09:38 PM (8iiMU)
Cue up The Dying Cub's Fan's Last Request.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2018 09:42 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 04, 2018 09:41 PM (3SzRC)
*************
It's fake... the Onion.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 09:43 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:43 PM (ANdO9)
But I feel like such a fool when I do that.
Isn't a donation to Hawley a pretty good response?
I did call Blount-- I believe this is called preaching to the choir. I did not call McCaskill. Life is too short.
Posted by: strawdog at October 04, 2018 09:43 PM (Cssks)
But this is pretty much literally putting the future of the Republic at stake, and it's a nail biter. There's no accurate whip count because the bastarding assholes on "our side" keep flipping their loyalties. To say "Pence will be the decider" is already to admit that it's a dead tie at best.
So to be casually blase about this guy even hinting at missing the vote is foolish, Because God knows Schumer's staff asses are chugging Red Bulls and 5-Hour Energies looking for some arcane loophole to scuttle the nomination if McConnell tries to move the nomination now.
Like I said, this is war, and dicking around and playing games at the 11th hour is not very seemly. At best, it's poor Statesmanship.
It's a tense situation, and it's not outside the realm of unignited hair to be pretty damn concerned at what's going on given the GOP's history of fucking things up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 09:43 PM (BRvh1)
Worst case scenario is the seat stays open until a stronger GOP majority slams Kavanaugh through, a majority driven into a voting frenzy as more of the lies about Kav are exposed.
Trump has this weird ability to make his enemies do stupid things. He's got more up his sleeve. I don't think he planned this, but he's milking it for everything he can.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:37 PM (cfSRQ)
Absolutely. Good point about McCain, and we're already reaping the bennies. His single most loyal groupie has suddenly turned into fffffFucking Charles Martel.
Trump has the magical ability to make people self-destruct. But he also can play a little strategery. I remain strong in believing that, when the Kav vote is over, he'll say "I decided to declassify the FISA after all."
And more heads explode.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 04, 2018 09:43 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 04, 2018 09:37 PM (2xR5z)
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If this were the case, McConnell would not hold the vote. Since he called it, he feels he has them.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 09:43 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 09:43 PM (hECVl)
Lol. Thanks.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 04, 2018 09:43 PM (3SzRC)
Lighten up, Francis! And read the comment below yours.
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 09:43 PM (nIvDu)
Yeah, I mean this in good humor, but I think it's time for a lot us to spend the few extra dollars and upgrade to the Klonopin-Level AoSHQ Membership.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2018 09:34 PM (H5knJ)
I have some ! 5 refills left on it too!
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at October 04, 2018 09:44 PM (lwiT4)
**
No. They dig my canals first.
Many birds. One stone. Also canal infrastructure.
Posted by: Wise Chief Miklos Kudlow at October 04, 2018 09:44 PM (zCyNd)
https://tinyurl.com/yb2tepaw
Posted by: Bert G at October 04, 2018 09:45 PM (OMsf+)
I'm not shedding tears for a Senator.
Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (sdi6R)
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Hooah.
Suck it up, buttercup.
Posted by: SMH
-----------
I missed my grandfather's funeral. There was no way to make it there in time, assuming the leave could be arranged. My mother (it was her father) was a widow. I felt awful (still do) about not being able to be there.
Posted by: Ned Beatty at October 04, 2018 09:45 PM (nR2Re)
We are a seasoned, hardened army for America.
And Cannibal Bob, seasoned is not A-1 sauce or garlic pepper.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 09:45 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2018 09:45 PM (6GiEQ)
Cannibal Bob * shifts eyes side to side, pushes up sleeve of Adibas track suit*
Wanna buy a genuine Polex chronograph? Good price for a friend.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)
expected to go about 95-5 (or 5-95), eh, the hell with it, let the guy
go. The Senate's not so damned important that they have to be there
just for formality's sake.
But this is pretty much literally putting the future of the Republic
at stake, and it's a nail biter. There's no accurate whip count
because the bastarding assholes on "our side" keep flipping their
loyalties. To say "Pence will be the decider" is already to admit that
it's a dead tie at best.
So to be casually blase about this guy even hinting at missing the
vote is foolish, Because God knows Schumer's staff asses are chugging
Red Bulls and 5-Hour Energies looking for some arcane loophole to
scuttle the nomination if McConnell tries to move the nomination now.
Like I said, this is war, and dicking around and playing games at
the 11th hour is not very seemly. At best, it's poor Statesmanship.
It's a tense situation, and it's not outside the realm of unignited
hair to be pretty damn concerned at what's going on given the GOP's
history of fucking things up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 09:43 PM (BRvh1)
The cloture vote will happen tomorrow. Daines will be there. If cloture succeeds, then there will be up to 30 hours of debate. Make no mistake, if Daines needs to be there for the confirmation vote he will be there.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:46 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:47 PM (3HNOQ)
But I feel like such a fool when I do that.
Isn't a donation to Hawley a pretty good response?
I did call Blount-- I believe this is called preaching to the choir. I did not call McCaskill. Life is too short.
Posted by: strawdog at October 04, 2018 09:43 PM (Cssks)
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Call the fence-sitters, donate where you can and call your the Senators that represent your state.
#WAR
Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 09:47 PM (hECVl)
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Thank goodness Schumer was already in DC.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 09:47 PM (QQsm2)
No way. Their golden age was that of Tinker to Evers to Chance, and that's not really debatable. It is quite arguably the greatest team ever assembled.
And note, I say that as a NY Boomer - Evil Empire all the way. But facts is facts; look at the records.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 04, 2018 09:47 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2018 09:48 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Seems legit at October 04, 2018 09:48 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Iasonas at October 04, 2018 09:48 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 09:48 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:48 PM (ANdO9)
497 Military personnel who are deployed miss all kinds of important family events.
I'm not shedding tears for a Senator.
Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2018 09:33 PM (sdi6R)
Last time I checked, the oath of office for a Senator and for the military is virtually identical. A basic statement of good leadership is "Mission, Men, Me". If he wasn't willing to put the mission above his own concerns, he had no business running for office in the first place.
It's not as if this vote is on declaring the State Nematode of Nebraska, it's a Supreme Court Justice.
Even if it was one of JugEars' fucktards being appointed, he has a duty to cast his vote, even if that vote isn't going to affect the outcome.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2018 09:49 PM (eXA4G)
I was at my desk at the Patent Office when a friend slapped an approved, valid patent for a vibrator with speed settings by remote control from a phone.
I later came up with a plan to use that patent in China, with some actresses, charging a lot more for the higher speed setting, and a CIA "Madam" reeling in the secrets.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 09:49 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:49 PM (3HNOQ)
Amy Schumer, Emily Ratajkowski arrested while protesting ...
Now, if you were a cop, which would you grab?
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 04, 2018 09:49 PM (59GGI)
I'm just going to leave this here and then step back and let the Horde do its thing:
https://tinyurl.com/yb2tepaw
Posted by: Bert G at October 04, 2018 09:45 PM (OMsf+)
That is so fvcked up.
My first question, which I usually ask when newfangled crap is introduced, is "Why?"
And get off my lawn.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 09:49 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 09:50 PM (Whlww)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 09:48 PM (nR2Re)
Lucky you did that in time.
Posted by: Miklos, with pig pit and coals ready at October 04, 2018 09:50 PM (zCyNd)
They never promised me a pony.
They did promise me the other things.
My post isn't even about Trump. He is the one doing his job and then some.
It is about Congress and Congressmen in the GOP and their continued failure.
Trump's work is all undone in a few years if the GOP continues in their same 16 plus year pattern.
Without the Wall and an end to illegal immigration Dems will win back the country for my lifetime with the White House and more.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (pa/yu)
Posted by: CN at October 04, 2018 08:33 PM (U7k5w)
I don't see why he could not leave his written vote in the hands of the GOP Senate leader, to be recorded when the vote is called. It's not like he was one of the wavering fence-sitters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (y87Qq)
559
I sense some depression on the Left's part. They have not been trained
to keep pressing forward like our plucky band of pragmatists. We have
experience set-back after set-back, but kept fighting. 2008 and 2012
were gut punches to me. Yet we are winning in 2018.
We are a seasoned, hardened army for America.
And Cannibal Bob, seasoned is not A-1 sauce or garlic pepper.
I agree. They had the cat's meow in 2008 thru 2016 and every poll and pundit said Hillary was going to win. Who wouldn't take 90+% odds? They have not been conditioned to try an alternative to setbacks. Things will get wild after Nov when they realize the last two years of BS has handed them no rewards.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (b8J4P)
Senator and for the military is virtually identical. A basic statement
of good leadership is "Mission, Men, Me". If he wasn't willing to put
the mission above his own concerns, he had no business running for
office in the first place.
It's not as if this vote is on declaring the State Nematode of Nebraska, it's a Supreme Court Justice.
Even if it was one of JugEars' fucktards being appointed, he has a
duty to cast his vote, even if that vote isn't going to affect the
outcome.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2018 09:49 PM (eXA4G)
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Erm, no. Senators do not swear to follow the orders of the commander in chief or the officers appointment over them.
Seriously, people need to chill. I don't know how many other ways to point out that DAINES NEVER SAID HE WOULD MISS THE VOTE.
But I guess some folks aren't happy unless they're miserable.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (cfSRQ)
-- Michael Meyers (former ACLU prez on Hannity)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (wen72)
Do you guys think Murkowski and Collins are holding out for pork?
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 09:50 PM (Whlww)
Or plain old fashioned deposits in their off-shore accounts.
Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (6GiEQ)
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 09:50 PM (Whlww)
Murk, definitely.
Collins? Who knows?
Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (953wK)
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 09:50 PM (Whlww)
Lisa isn't smart enough to do that. She's holding out for graft.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (NXsWM)
Well, there's your chance to give some prostate exams...for those "targets" that aren't into the fairer sex.
Posted by: Bert G at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (OMsf+)
Everyday we're all gonna die, and then we don't. And the next day we're all gonna die, and then we don't again. I've come to the conclusion that we're all not gonna die this weekend.
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at October 04, 2018 09:52 PM (lwiT4)
Is Anti-pope Bergoglio a Commie and a sodomite?
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:52 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Will you have some Kasio watches at the TxMoMe?
Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2018 09:52 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Miklos
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No kidding. I heard banjo music in the distance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 09:52 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:53 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 04, 2018 09:37 PM (2xR5z)
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If this were the case, McConnell would not hold the vote. Since he called it, he feels he has them.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
I also think he does. I'm just saying based on his earlier "we're voting this week" ultimatum, I could see him calling a vote and forcing the wobblers to publicly vote "no", instead of delaying again.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 04, 2018 09:53 PM (2xR5z)
Posted by: Iasonas at October 04, 2018 09:48 PM (MIvRT)
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Uummm......no. He is a solid yes vote on Kav, who happens to have a daughter getting married Saturday. The amount of misinformed opinion that flies around here is staggering.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 09:53 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 04, 2018 09:53 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:53 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at October 04, 2018 09:52 PM (lwiT4)
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Speak for yourself!
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 09:53 PM (QQsm2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 09:53 PM (KP5rU)
Is Anti-pope Bergoglio a Commie and a sodomite?
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:52 PM (3HNOQ)
We Catholics prefer the term "Cranky Franky."
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2018 09:53 PM (NXsWM)
Collins? Who knows?
Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (953wK)
Was it like this for the healthcare vote? I wasnt invested in that but I am in this. Pretty spooked that everything has gone so right for Kav but there are still holdouts.
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 09:54 PM (Whlww)
577
Do you guys think Murkowski and Collins are holding out for pork?
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 09:50 PM (Whlww)
Yes. But I also think they don't want to be confronted. Sure, you can confront them after the vote, but it won't change much. Not confronting them before the vote won't change anything either. They know which way they are voting. They're just trying not to get hijacked.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 04, 2018 09:54 PM (b8J4P)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (iwUO9)
There used to be a buddy system, under which an absent member could "pair" his/her vote with that of another member's, and so didn't have to be present.
It worked until the 1970's, under another level of "collegiality", but gone since.
Posted by: Miklos, with actual university diploma in this crap at October 04, 2018 09:54 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 09:54 PM (fA1SL)
They are f*cking weird and normals don't like them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 04, 2018 09:54 PM (WFauQ)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:53 PM (3HNOQ)
Which is good, because nobody getting that close to her will remain unscathed.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2018 09:54 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 09:53 PM (KP5rU)
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It's the number you divide into the one on top.
Pretty common, really.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (QQsm2)
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at October 04, 2018 09:52 PM (lwiT4)
Aw, thanks for the vote of confidence for the MiMoMe. Could you do one about not ending up in Washtenaw County Jail too? Thanks!
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (y87Qq)
I hope that means he will execute the dissent with a howitzer.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (1g7ch)
https://tinyurl.com/yb2tepaw
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It beckons you with that sultry, come-hither finger, and then it asks you to turn your head and cough.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (kQs4Y)
The BFR can take care of it. Yes, that stands for *Big Fucking Rocket*.
Someone at a party suggested that *we* should rename the BFR the *Diversity* or some such shit. After I pointed out that *we* dont own the fucking thing, I in turn suggested the *Schadenboner*.
I think the SOB is still trying to look it up, but if Musk changes the name to Schadenboner, I am a millionaire! You are all witnesses!
Posted by: Vic Morrow at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (gDSxq)
Never thought of that application.
Back in my day, the military had a completely obsessive interest in the prostates of young men in no danger of cancer. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (hyuyC)
Daines: Alright, where is he?
Cocaine Mitch: You're drinking him. We clear now?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (1WKtX)
Is Anti-pope Bergoglio a Commie and a sodomite?
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:52 PM (3HNOQ)
We Catholics prefer the term "Cranky Franky."
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2018 09:53 PM (NXsWM)
Or, as my son dubbed him, "Pope Lenin"
Posted by: Marybeth at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (MEgUr)
Hold the cloture vote tomorrow morning. If you get 51 (as you should) then it's over. Hold the vote Saturday morning and keep it open if one of the dopes 'grows in office' overnight, bang the gavel when it's 50-50 and VEEP breaks the tie Monday morning. AJ SCOTUS Kavanaugh is sworn-in Tuesday morning.
Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: Atlanta Braves at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (ismre)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:41 PM (/curx)
If they are dun, can we eat them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:56 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2018 09:56 PM (kufk0)
They did promise me the other things.
My post isn't even about Trump. He is the one doing his job and then some.
It is about Congress and Congressmen in the GOP and their continued failure.
Trump's work is all undone in a few years if the GOP continues in their same 16 plus year pattern.
Without the Wall and an end to illegal immigration Dems will win
back the country for my lifetime with the White House and more.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (pa/yu)
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Yep and those things take time. You were promised NAFTA would be renegotiaed. That promise has been kept.
The new Congress will have a lot less GOP squishes in it. McCain is gone and Flake will be a talking head on MSNBC. Corker will also be gone. That gives him more of a working majority even if the seat count stays almost the same.
On the House side, same story. The GOP may have a razor thin majority, but it will be a solid one, NOT led by Paul Ryan.
Of course if the Dems take control but without the Senate, they can pass all the resolutions they want and no one will care. If their first act is to impeach Trump and then shut down the government, the 2020 election will see the end of the Democrats as a national party.
Oh, and Trump's got a lot more cards to play. We only just entered the fourth quarter - and we've got the ball.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 09:56 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jeff Flake, Inmate, Club Fed at October 04, 2018 09:56 PM (jrqkz)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:56 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 09:57 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 09:57 PM (1WKtX)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 09:57 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at O
ok.. that made me laugh.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 09:57 PM (dUJdY)
But then there's no need for Daines to be flapping his gums about it either then, is there? Just schedule your shit and get on with your life.
I just don't trust these people not to fuck up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 09:57 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 09:57 PM (KP5rU)
Aw, thanks for the vote of confidence for the MiMoMe. Could you do one about not ending up in Washtenaw County Jail too? Thanks!
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (y87Qq)
My magic tricks aren't that good. And don't count on me for bail money either. Im saving up for implants.
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at October 04, 2018 09:58 PM (lwiT4)
Amy Schumer, Emily Ratajkowski arrested while protesting ...
Now, if you were a cop, which would you grab?
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 04, 2018 09:49 PM (59GGI)
One you can grab you grab, the other you use a coal shovel to remove.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 04, 2018 09:58 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: jsg at October 04, 2018 09:58 PM (zFRpQ)
577 Do you guys think Murkowski and Collins are holding out for pork?
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 09:50 PM (Whlww)
Collins I'm not so sure about. I think that for her, pork is kind of far down the list.
Meerkatsky on the other hand, is a long-time porkmonster, just like her Daddy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2018 09:58 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Max Power at October 04, 2018 09:58 PM (khsBc)
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 09:59 PM (Whlww)
Well, maybe not in North Nowhere, Texas, but I live in the Middle of Nowhere, Texas, (so I'm told) and we brew up a pretty mean anything-caffienated which includes lattes.
Posted by: Robert17 at October 04, 2018 09:59 PM (jF79W)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (iwUO9)
You're only allowed to the ones with the forks sticking out. (If you're polite)
Posted by: Miss Miklos Manners at October 04, 2018 09:59 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: strawdog at October 04, 2018 09:59 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 04, 2018 09:59 PM (YkLik)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 09:59 PM (fA1SL)
get 51 (as you should) then it's over. Hold the vote Saturday morning
and keep it open if one of the dopes 'grows in office' overnight, bang
the gavel when it's 50-50 and VEEP breaks the tie Monday morning. AJ
SCOTUS Kavanaugh is sworn-in Tuesday morning.
Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (9TYxj)
It doesn't work that way. The cloture vote is at 10:30 a.m. tomorrow morning and unless they get agreement to have it at another time the confirmation vote will happen around 5:00 Saturday evening.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 09:59 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 09:50 PM (Whlww)
Nobody gonna pork either one.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 04, 2018 10:00 PM (1g7ch)
Meerkatsky on the other hand, is a long-time porkmonster, just like her Daddy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2018 09:58 PM (eXA4G)
Collins seems kind of on board. She always seemed Pro-Kav and sounded good this morning.
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:00 PM (Whlww)
They're called "Horse d'oevres"
Posted by: Miss Miklos Manners at October 04, 2018 10:00 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 10:00 PM (1WKtX)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 04, 2018 08:48 PM (kT3/m)
Want a can of gas for that hair fire?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2018 10:00 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:01 PM (hgUZZ)
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:01 PM (Whlww)
Official Senate Number 6 Dance
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 10:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (1WKtX)
Not my fault if the good Senator doesn't get it.
Posted by: Iasonas at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (MIvRT)
Whenever I face a tough moral quandary, I always stop & ask, "What would Donald TRUMP do?"
That way, you can never go wrong.
Posted by: strawdog at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (Cssks)
Washtenaw county jail aka The Big Hole.
Posted by: clutch at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (E1Jf1)
Posted by: Robert17 at October 04, 2018 09:59 PM (jF79W)
Brewed with liberal tears is the secret.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (YkLik)
Posted by: Tiny House People Are Fucking Weird at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (jrqkz)
GOP Senate leader, to be recorded when the vote is called. It's not like
he was one of the wavering fence-sitters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (iwUO9)
Not possible. Voting has to be in person.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:51 PM (/curx)
Slap is good people. How can I contribute?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (iwUO9)
1. The GOP is fucked beyond redemption and this is the final nail in its coffin.
2. The Turtle knows he has 50 votes and told Daines to go to the wedding and not worry about a thing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (hgUZZ)
I just reminded myself: Even if this nomination falls though via democrat malfeasance and republican disphittery, all that happens is we don't have a justice in that slot. (Would kennedy keep on going, or is he officially out already?)
So it isn't quite the Ragnarok I think it is directly. It's still massively important tactically, in terms of political momentum, and we absolutely are in the middle of a war, but it's not like if Kavanaugh loses then Merrick Garland gets appointed instead.
I just can't stomach the idea of handing the Democrats a win over anything at this point.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (BRvh1)
-- Michael Meyers (former ACLU prez on Hannity)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 04, 2018 09:51 PM (wen72)
Wow. I remember ACLU putting out that statement about reversing their 100 year history. Interesting that a former ACLU Prez would be so blunt. A real media would print this on their sites...so people understood the gravity of what is happening. Of course, they won't.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (pa/yu)
Posted by: Atlanta Braves at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (ismre)
Did you plug it in?
Posted by: Tech Support at October 04, 2018 10:03 PM (Y9zp1)
That way, you can never go wrong.
Posted by: strawdog at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (Cssks)
I ask, "What would a liberal do?"
And then do the opposite.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 04, 2018 10:03 PM (YkLik)
So if Flake flakes and Murkowski and/or Collins cucks tomorrow, can they
redo the cloture vote later after some kneecaps are busted?
Posted by: Tiny House People Are Fucking Weird at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (jrqkz)
Yes.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:03 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:01 PM (hgUZZ)
You think so? I thought it is fine considering all he went through. I just hope we dont here Flake say Justices arent supposed to do op-eds.
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:03 PM (Whlww)
Posted by: Artly historical Miklos at October 04, 2018 10:03 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: clutch at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (E1Jf1)
Hogback Hilton.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 10:03 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at October 04, 2018 10:04 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Superpatriot, now with extended mix of Star-Spangled Banner at October 04, 2018 10:04 PM (H5knJ)
I want to thank you specifically for you sharing your insight into Senatorial procedures. It helps a lot.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 10:04 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 10:04 PM (1WKtX)
Right, no reason they can't hold the vote open until Monday morning if they need that 50th vote. There's also reconsideration, and other games the majority can play if they want. The key vote is tomorrow morning.
My hunch is if that one flies a bunch of Dems are gonna skip town Saturday and will also 'miss' the vote
Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2018 10:04 PM (9TYxj)
Did you plug it in?
Posted by: Tech Support at October 04, 2018 10:03 PM (Y9zp1)
I say again, my brother: log in to MLB.TV through a VPN. So for tonight's purposes, I'm a Nip. One still waiting for his sushi and Sapporo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 04, 2018 10:04 PM (YkLik)
2. The Turtle knows he has 50 votes and told Daines to go to the wedding and not worry about a thing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:02 PM (hgUZZ)
I mean 2 seems more likely. Daines sounds confident and also they could also reschedule a vote anyway to wait for him to come back.
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:05 PM (Whlww)
Posted by: Brick Tamland at October 04, 2018 10:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 10:05 PM (Y9zp1)
Never defended the 2nd amendment. Now not defending any of them.
Posted by: The American President - played by Michael Douglas at October 04, 2018 10:05 PM (3HNOQ)
That op-ed was kind of weird. I realize it was written for exactly 3 people in the Senate, but still it was weird.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:01 PM (hgUZZ)
You think so? I thought it is fine considering all he went through. I
just hope we dont here Flake say Justices arent supposed to do op-eds.
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:03 PM (Whlww)
___
Not so much the content, just the fact he did it. Like it was a sign of desperation. I dunno, I'm so jaded and angry I can't think straight anymore.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:05 PM (hgUZZ)
Just keep that in mind. Daines putting his kid's wedding first is what we should be praising, not damning.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 08:52 PM (cfSRQ)
Did there not used to be an informal agreement between the parties, that if a member of one party were to be unavoidably absent for a vote, say family affairs, or illness, that a designated member of the opposing party would abstain from voting, so as to preserve a balance?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2018 10:05 PM (iwUO9)
I want to thank you specifically for you sharing your insight into Senatorial procedures. It helps a lot.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 10:04 PM (hyuyC)
Agreed.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 10:06 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2018 09:55 PM (kQs4Y)
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This reminds me of a story.
Some of you at this Smart Military Blog will know what I'm talking about. So when you enlist, they do a physical examination and it does include the turn your head and cough thing.
It just so happened that the MEPS I went through had two doctors on site performing this delicate task. One was a creaky old geezer. The other was a very attractive young woman.
So you're standing there in your underwear, thinking "Hmmm, bored geezer dude or hot young doctress?"
Now at first, everyone was thinking the chick, because obviously that's who you want to handle your junk, amirite?
But upon reflection, there might be a certain, er,* awkwardness* that could result.
As it turned out, I got the geezer.
But I ended up getting discharged and then re-enlisting (long story) and had to go through again and the SECOND time I got the female doc.
And yes, it was really awkward.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 10:06 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Artly historical Miklos at October 04, 2018 10:03 PM (zCyNd)
Said agony would be child's play considering what I would inflict, given the chance.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 04, 2018 10:06 PM (YkLik)
Yes, if cloture succeeds tomorrow morning it's up to the Democrats how long things carry on.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:06 PM (ANdO9)
You're getting a boob job?
Posted by: clutch at October 04, 2018 10:06 PM (E1Jf1)
I'll stick with Gamera knowing what he's doing. He posted two hours ago
that cloture would still be at 10:30, which was after the Daines story
came out. And I'm sure he knew beforehand. He's either got 50 anyway or a
plan to have Daines back in time to vote.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 10:04 PM (1WKtX)
Gamera....
I LOLed.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 10:06 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 04, 2018 08:48 PM (kT3/m)
This makes me laugh more than it should.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 04, 2018 10:06 PM (pa/yu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 10:06 PM (fA1SL)
No, Caravaggio's "Matthew Called," with Jeff Flake as Matthew & Mitch McConnell as Our Lord and Savior.
Posted by: strawdog at October 04, 2018 10:06 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 10:07 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:07 PM (hgUZZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 10:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 09:39 PM (I16G
Because there are a number of asshole republicans can be peeled away with bribes, threats and who knows what else. And because we have a razor think margin. And because the dems have shown they are willing to do ANYTHING to win this battle. And because even setting aside bribes, treachery and the like, one republican who gets sick or is God forbid shot because some crazy lib doxxed him and his family, means this is gone.
My hair is not on fire. But I have been paying attention.
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2018 10:07 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 10:08 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:08 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2018 10:08 PM (kQs4Y)
The Council of Churches (whoever they are) has also denounced Kavanaugh.
Not that it matters to me; my Calvinist denomination sent them a semi-respectful Fcuk U a long time ago.
Posted by: Miklos, predestined at October 04, 2018 10:08 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 10:08 PM (1WKtX)
You're getting a boob job?
Posted by: clutch at October 04, 2018 10:06 PM (E1Jf1)
I like to try new things.
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at October 04, 2018 10:08 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 10:08 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 10:09 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Iasonas at October 04, 2018 10:09 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 04, 2018 10:09 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at October 04, 2018 10:08 PM (lwiT4)
The Rev is more fun than we thought...
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:09 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:09 PM (CwefE)
Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2018 10:09 PM (9TYxj)
If this doesn't convince you that I have the votes, I don't know what will.
Posted by: War Turtle, Shepherd of Judges at October 04, 2018 10:10 PM (sryxB)
can be peeled away with bribes, threats and who knows what else. And
because we have a razor think margin. And because the dems have shown
they are willing to do ANYTHING to win this battle. And because even
setting aside bribes, treachery and the like, one republican who gets
sick or is God forbid shot because some crazy lib doxxed him and his
family, means this is gone.
My hair is not on fire. But I have been paying attention.
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2018 10:07 PM (wMHPW)
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I second this emotion!!
Yeah they can wait until Sunday or Monday. But it's year another delay and another sign that Republicans don't fucking understand what is at stake here. This isn't a vote to rename a fucking post office. It's literally a vote to determine what happens to 330M people for 20-30 years.
And sorry Senator that is more important than a god damn wedding.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:10 PM (hgUZZ)
Posted by: Quiet and Kept to Himself at October 04, 2018 10:11 PM (jrqkz)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 10:11 PM (1WKtX)
Atta girl, that's a good 29th b'day present.
Posted by: clutch at October 04, 2018 10:11 PM (E1Jf1)
Michael Rectenwald, the professor who satirized SJW taking over NYU from his Twitter account, and then got subjected to Stalinist retaliation by his own department.
The postive part of this is that the former communist started reading Ludwig von Mises
(Tom Woods Show warning)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb9mn2ny
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2018 10:11 PM (mUa7G)
My hunch is if that one flies a bunch of Dems are gonna skip town Saturday and will also 'miss' the vote
Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2018 10:04 PM (9TYxj)
Why is tomorrow the key vote? That is when everyone shows their cards? Do they all hide from the press and protesters for the 30 hours after that? I dont want a Flake elevator corner to happen again and change minds.
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:11 PM (Whlww)
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at October 04, 2018 10:11 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 10:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 10:12 PM (fA1SL)
Just end this thing already! I'm begging!
Posted by: Dems at October 04, 2018 10:12 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: jsg at October 04, 2018 10:12 PM (zFRpQ)
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:09 PM (CwefE)
What did he say that was wrong?
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:13 PM (Whlww)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2018 10:13 PM (ucI+2)
Lindsey Graham 'Senator Daines, your daughter and the other captives will be released unharmed AFTER the vote.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 10:12 PM (fA1SL)
Chuck Norris is now taking lessons from Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 10:13 PM (8iiMU)
My hair is not on fire. But I have been paying attention.
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2018 10:07 PM (wMHPW)
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Have you been paying attention to any commenters here who have explained this process repeatedly, along with explaining why this is not a thing to worry about?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 10:13 PM (I16G8)
shows their cards? Do they all hide from the press and protesters for
the 30 hours after that? I dont want a Flake elevator corner to happen
again and change minds.
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:11 PM (Whlww)
It's cloture. If it succeeds, it's an indication that confirmation will succeed.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:13 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: JoeF
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Schumer has, I believe. But the fact is, it would reveal the people interviewed. Imagine that in the hands of the mob.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 10:13 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 10:13 PM (Y9zp1)
Daines: "Have what?"
Cocaine Mitch: "The antidote."
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 10:14 PM (1WKtX)
Hope the writing is going well, and recruiters are looking for that dream job of yours. And other general blessings.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 10:14 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Miklos, in the loop at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (zCyNd)
Played himself, gave Collins/Murkowski ammo they need to say no. Cannot believe it.
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:09 PM (CwefE)
What did he say that was wrong?
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:13 PM (Whlww)
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He said he was too emotional at the hearing. Which gives the ugly sisters and Flake a perfect reason to vote no....he's too emotional, said so himself. We need a justice who only looks at facts, blah blah blah.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (hgUZZ)
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 10:13 PM (Y9zp1)
To be fair, many of us are stupid.
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (lwiT4)
Right, no reason they can't hold the vote open
until Monday morning if they need that 50th vote. There's also
reconsideration, and other games the majority can play if they want. The
key vote is tomorrow morning.
My hunch is if that one flies a bunch of Dems are gonna skip town Saturday and will also 'miss' the vote
Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2018 10:04 PM (9TYxj)
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Just to reiterate, the majority can do some serious shenanigans with voting. I've seen boards be fully filled out, then suddenly people starting pulling votes, then the board closes, then they reconsider, then they keep the board open for hours, and then there's my personal favorite where the key vote suddenly flips giving the majority and the board slams shut.
The *instant* there is a sufficient number, the board will close, the result will be tallied and entered into the record.
Cocaine Mitch could honestly keep the vote open or keep reconsidering it all weekend long, just to wear the Dems out. If they start to go home, he reopens it and they have to rush back to their desks.
Our position is stronger than it looks.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 10:13 PM (Y9zp1)
So does that make it a failed parody or a successful parody? What are the rules here?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 10:08 PM (3HNOQ)
Not even if his daughter was having an abortion?
Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2018 10:16 PM (sdi6R)
Mute button is truly one of the greatest inventions ever.
Posted by: Marybeth at October 04, 2018 10:16 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 10:16 PM (dUJdY)
If it's more than 50 it's over. If it's less than 50, it's over.
If it's 50? Well then Katie bar the door.
Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2018 10:16 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: grammie winger
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Well, Morons, after all...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 10:16 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 10:17 PM (3HNOQ)
If it's 50? Well then Katie bar the door.
Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2018 10:16 PM (9TYxj)
If it's 50 Pence shows up.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:17 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at October 04, 2018 10:17 PM (lwiT4)
I don't know, maybe we've failed it. Everyone is so wound up.
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 10:17 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:17 PM (hgUZZ)
One stop is my first visit to a VA doc in over 13 years. Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy.
May you all be blessed with the knowledge that America is back. F Yeah.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2018 10:17 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Brick Tamland at October 04, 2018 10:17 PM (oVJmc)
Based Lindsey: "A slow day."
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 10:17 PM (1WKtX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2018 10:17 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 10:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2018 10:18 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:13 PM (Whlww)
Admitted to bad temperament at hearing, said he said things he shouldn't have. Also said he'd be impartial judge but they'll ignore that. Cannot fathom why he would do it. Read it, not behind paywall. Hopefully I'm overreacting but if we've learned anything the last 3 years it's don't give an inch.
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:18 PM (CwefE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (ptqGC)
Nothin' says lovin' like killing what's in the oven. Grandkids be damned.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2018 10:18 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:18 PM (ANdO9)
"But I ended up getting discharged...."
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Nice use of passive voice.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2018 10:08 PM (kQs4Y)
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Things were done.
No charges were filed.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 10:19 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 10:19 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 10:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Lindsey "Rudyard" Graham at October 04, 2018 10:19 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 10:13 PM (I16G
I understand the process and disagree with your opinion that we have nothing to worry about. I think it will work out but there is a LOT to worry about and I have no desire to tempt fate by delaying the vote.
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2018 10:20 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Mongol General at October 04, 2018 10:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (hgUZZ)
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Thats stupid though. It was obvious he was emotional. Is he going to lie about something everyone saw? He was literally accussed of gang rape the day before. He wasnt there as a judge and Collins has NOT been happy with how Dems have played this shit.
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:20 PM (Whlww)
Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2018 10:20 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
I agree.
Before he wrote that crap, he should've stopped & asked himself, "Would TRUMP apologize?"
Posted by: strawdog at October 04, 2018 10:20 PM (Cssks)
I offered to bring her food tonight, but was informed her son still living at home, prior to going to USAF "boot camp" is lactose intollerant, and they're all eating nothing but low-carb.
Just kill me now. And stop with the PTSD shit over Every Fucking Thing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 10:21 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 10:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 10:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2018 10:21 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 10:21 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2018 10:20 PM (wMHPW)
"Only the Paranoid Survive"-Andy Grove
Posted by: Miklos at October 04, 2018 10:22 PM (zCyNd)
gives the ugly sisters and Flake a perfect reason to vote no....he's too
emotional, said so himself. We need a justice who only looks at facts,
blah blah blah.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (hgUZZ)
My thoughts exactly. Should have stayed on "f#ck you". Personally lost most respect for him. Total cuck but would be a good Justice probably.
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:22 PM (CwefE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 10:22 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Ah, Paul Klipsch. The Dope From Hope.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 10:23 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:18 PM (CwefE)
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Murkowski and Collins are not THAT ludicrous. He was picked for Murkowski and Collins due to his roe language. Its pretty obvious he was flustered at his hearing and he owned that.
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:23 PM (Whlww)
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2018 10:20 PM (wMHPW)
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Then I think it's best if we agree to disagree. In about 12 hours we'll know.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 10:23 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Miklos at October 04, 2018 10:23 PM (zCyNd)
A nice reminder that John McCain's... dead.
Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2018 10:23 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2018 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at October 04, 2018 10:24 PM (Y9zp1)
I offered to bring her food tonight, but was informed her son still living at home, prior to going to USAF "boot camp" is lactose intollerant, and they're all eating nothing but low-carb.
Just kill me now. And stop with the PTSD shit over Every Fucking Thing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:20 PM (ptqGC)
Wild-eyed lib whose so-called PTSD has been triggered, albeit by a violent robbery? AND a lactose-intolerant son who's wussy about boot camp?
This will NOT end well.
Step away from them . . . slowly . . .
Posted by: Marybeth at October 04, 2018 10:24 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 04, 2018 10:24 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 10:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 10:25 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:25 PM (ANdO9)
767. You remind her that you've bayonetted people who didn't whine so much.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 10:22 PM (fA1SL)
She writes bad mystery novels. I've actually pitched a couple in the Book Thread. I've discovered that at the last meal we had at their house, which consisted of six guests, she later claimed to me she hosted TWENTY people. And a couple of months ago, it was FORTY people. My husband keeps excusing her because she's younger and a former NBA cheerleader.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2018 10:20 PM (wMHPW)
Preszactly, if it can be fouled up it will be fouled up.
What we have is an ill mannered child that is in need of discipline from its parents.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2018 10:25 PM (qZIkn)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (hgUZZ)
Too emotional?
He was robotic. Must be a sociopath.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 04, 2018 10:26 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 10:26 PM (yQpMk)
Ace is looking into the allegations. He wants MisHum's yearbooks too.
The ONT will be delayed until Ace has a decision.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 04, 2018 10:26 PM (pa/yu)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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This that textile 'warp and boof' thing, isn't it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 10:26 PM (CDGwz)
Fabulist. Yeah.....you need some distance there.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 10:26 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 10:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2018 10:26 PM (ZWeG7)
And somewhere, a guy is sick of her crap.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 10:26 PM (oVJmc)
He didn't have to say anything at all. Unbelievably dumb. More I think about it we probably don't want him on the court, he'll probably grow in office in order to get back into good graces of the people who have slandered him. That's what the commentary seemed like to me. "Please like me, I'll protect roe v wade if you stop being mean". Pathetic.
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:27 PM (CwefE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2018 10:27 PM (9Om/r)
Good night, NaCly Dog. I should shove off soon as well. Lots to do at
work, then tomorrow night, MiMoMe. I might share a few pithy and
insightful terrible bad opinions and unfunny jokes during the day if I
can find a corner of the datacenter where I can get signal.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 10:21 PM (y87Qq)
How are MoMe's organized? Is there an invite list?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 04, 2018 10:27 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:27 PM (Whlww)
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:27 PM (Whlww)
THE TURTLE IS UNDER THE WIRE!!!
Posted by: Da Nang Dick at October 04, 2018 10:28 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:25 PM (ptqGC)
Tax purposes.
And I agree with the commenter who suggested you set her up with your son for a date at the range.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2018 10:28 PM (qZIkn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 10:28 PM (oVJmc)
Boofing the thread count boss
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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This that textile 'warp and boof' thing, isn't it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 10:26 PM (CDGwz)
BOOFING MEANS BUTT FVCK!!
Posted by: De Nang Dick at October 04, 2018 10:29 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 10:29 PM (KP5rU)
789
Fabulist. Yeah.....you need some distance there.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 10:26 PM (fA1SL)
I called her a fabulist to my son tonight. Even he says, "Mom, you can't judge whether someone is suffering from PTSD."
So I asked him if watching his buddies blown to pieces in A-stan, and himself getting blown up in a mortar attack, made her his equal.
He didn't answer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 10:29 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Secret handshakes, code words, stuff like that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 10:29 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2018 10:27 PM (9Om/r)
It's satire, dude.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miklos, biding at October 04, 2018 10:30 PM (zCyNd)
Plant, No normal person uses the word "Cishet" "
You know how I know you don't have to deal with too many lefties?
Posted by: lurker at October 04, 2018 10:30 PM (67XdO)
Republican "Conservatives" ALWAYS blink!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 04, 2018 10:30 PM (n9EOP)
Very least it does no good and gives ammo to Dems. You should read it it's pathetic.
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:31 PM (CwefE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2018 10:27 PM
But it was a pretty good 30 seconds, all things considered.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 04, 2018 10:31 PM (DMUuz)
In fairness, Berserker is at least part wop.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 10:31 PM (fA1SL)
763
He didn't have to say anything at all. Unbelievably dumb.
More I think about it we probably don't want him on the court, he'll
probably grow in office in order to get back into good graces of the
people who have slandered him. That's what the commentary seemed like to
me. "Please like me, I'll protect roe v wade if you stop being mean".
Pathetic.
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:27 PM (CwefE)
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Sometimes you have to make a magnanimous gesture and an apology even though you know it will be slapped away.
In fact, you're counting on it being slapped away. From one perspective, you look like a sap.
But to people who aren't hyperpartisan, you look like a decent person trying to be nice.
This is all part of the game of making the Dems look like raving lunatics.
Seems to be working so far...
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 10:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Secret handshakes, code words, stuff like that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 10:29 PM (xSo9G)
First Rule of MoMee is you don't talk about MoMee!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 04, 2018 10:31 PM (n9EOP)
just hooked up a klipsch 400w powered subwoofer. bet i could crack concrete with this bitch.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 10:21 PM (KP5rU)
Yup, the golden rule. Everything louder than everything else.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2018 10:31 PM (9Om/r)
I don't know if she's getting infusions from the blood of virgins or what, but we're not cancelling our trip to Africa next weekend.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 10:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 04, 2018 10:27 PM
not an invite list per se, just a sign-up dealio so we know who's going to be there
link in nick
I did start a #MoMe hashtag on twitter for the twitter-enabled
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 04, 2018 10:33 PM (26G1N)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 10:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2018 10:33 PM (qZIkn)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2018 10:33 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 04, 2018 10:27 PM (9dzlp)
"Organized" is far to generous a term.
There's been links on the left sidebar of the front page since about June. What are you doing this weekend?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 10:33 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at October 04, 2018 10:33 PM (8uo4a)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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You'll catch the cloying scent of chloroform, and then wake up in a park in Michigan surrounded by semi-naked forms dancing around a campwolf.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2018 10:34 PM (kQs4Y)
Let not your heart be troubled.
The cloture moves closer and closer towards my beak.
Posted by: War Turtle, Shepherd of Judges at October 04, 2018 10:34 PM (sryxB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:34 PM (ptqGC)
I offered to bring her food tonight, but was informed her son still living at home, prior to going to USAF "boot camp" is lactose intollerant, and they're all eating nothing but low-carb.
Just kill me now. And stop with the PTSD shit over Every Fucking Thing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:20 PM (ptqGC)
Wild-eyed lib whose so-called PTSD has been triggered, albeit by a violent robbery? AND a lactose-intolerant son who's wussy about boot camp?
This will NOT end well.
Step away from them . . . slowly . . .
Posted by: Marybeth at October 04, 2018 10:24 PM (MEgUr)
*******************
You are a much better person than I am.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 10:34 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Miklos, webelo reporter at October 04, 2018 10:34 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Marybeth at October 04, 2018 10:35 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: Hrothgar
Packing the truck now for an early departure tomorrow.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2018 10:35 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Jane
Elbow power!
Posted by: Jean at October 04, 2018 10:35 PM (UXFaG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2018 10:31 PM (9Om/r)
So wise.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 04, 2018 10:35 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:34 PM (ptqGC)
We're just going to poke it with a stick, see if it moves.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 10:36 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2018 10:36 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 10:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Iasonas at October 04, 2018 10:36 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 10:36 PM (y87Qq)
So that's how Pixy does it.
Posted by: Miklos, hamster Liberator Warrior at October 04, 2018 10:37 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2018 10:27 PM (9Om/r)
It's satire, dude.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
I guess I should have watched longer. I lasted to about the end of his first sentence where he said I thought he would create a better America. Thats when I said ok here we go, fuck you. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2018 10:37 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 10:37 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Hrothgar
Packing the truck now for an early departure tomorrow.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2018 10:35 PM (FTlwv)
*Waves at two rather handsome gentlemen*
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:37 PM (ANdO9)
It seems that comity and collegiality is over.
The Democrats blew it up.
Reap the whirlwind assholes.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 04, 2018 10:38 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2018 10:36 PM (kQs4Y)
He's going to consult his huge throbbing balls, first. He's still getting used to having balls at all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Probably at that state park outside of the misnamed town of 'Paradise'. The one where the shed spontaneously combusted on account of bat guano.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 10:38 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: colfax mingo at October 04, 2018 10:38 PM (tCvhJ)
Bleeped out for sensitive ears.
I LOL'd
Posted by: Marybeth at October 04, 2018 10:38 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2018 10:39 PM (ZWeG7)
Hopefully your newsletter will detail the MoMee hi-jinks?
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 04, 2018 10:39 PM (n9EOP)
NKE
80.18 -2.32 (-2.81%)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 10:37 PM (yQpMk)
Did NKE broadcast new stupidity today?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2018 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: De Nang Dick at October 04, 2018 10:39 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Vendette
Would you be interested in a NV Mo Me out here in Loudoun if I can get one organized? Maybe a winery or such? Hroth and I have some homework to do to make it happen.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2018 10:39 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2018 10:36 PM (kQs4Y)
He's going to consult his huge throbbing balls, first. He's still getting used to having balls at all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)
To go from gelded to giant steel clankers practically overnight is a hell of an adjustment.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 10:39 PM (NWiLs)
Very least it does no good and gives ammo to Dems. You should read it it's pathetic.
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:31 PM (CwefE)
I did read it.post 818 is right in that you are viewing it as a partisan. When you look at it as a nonpartisan, it is just a guy offering a good gesture.
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:39 PM (Whlww)
Just kill me now. And stop with the PTSD shit over Every Fucking Thing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Sounds like the idiot that's married to my nephew. We were at a shower at a country club. She had the server running all over trying to find an alternate dessert for her because she's gluten intolerant and couldn't eat the damn brownie.
2 months later we're out to lunch. Know what she had for lunch. Yup, a gigantic gluten laden pretzel.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2018 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Iasonas at October 04, 2018 10:40 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 10:40 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Hrothgar
Photos will be posted on the Post Office wall.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2018 10:40 PM (FTlwv)
No. It just takes time for people to NOT buy your product when you sell anything besides milk or eggs.
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2018 10:40 PM (ZWeG7)
Posted by: De Nang Dick at October 04, 2018 10:40 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2018 10:37 PM (9Om/r)
I get that. But it's pretty funny if you watch all the way through.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 10:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:37 PM (ANdO9)
*Who wave back at a charming and lovely young lady*
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 04, 2018 10:41 PM (n9EOP)
80.18 -2.32 (-2.81%)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 10:37 PM (yQpMk)
Grump is hereby awarded two gold-plated I Told You So VIP Passes, bought with fictitious Predictit profits.
Posted by: Miklos, stop-loss technician at October 04, 2018 10:41 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 10:41 PM (yQpMk)
He's saying they are going to go after everyone involved in doxxing and who blew up the confirmation hearings.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 04, 2018 10:41 PM (kT3/m)
One does not exclude the other.
Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2018 10:41 PM (Y9zp1)
In fact, you're counting on it being slapped away. From one perspective, you look like a sap.
But to people who aren't hyperpartisan, you look like a decent person trying to be nice.
This is all part of the game of making the Dems look like raving lunatics.
Seems to be working so far...
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 04, 2018 10:31 PM (cfSRQ)
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I want to believe that it will help or at least not hurt but I just cannot see it. Also I no longer see him having the fortitude to make unpopular (to the left) opinions, we don't need another coward like Roberts. I was all in on him after hearing, now if there was a way to get rid of him and take someone else without destroying the Republic I'd go for it. We are stuck with him though. DC Repubs are such cucks it's disgusting.
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:41 PM (CwefE)
Posted by: Dianna at October 04, 2018 10:41 PM (4tG7v)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 04, 2018 10:31 PM (n9EOP)
I'm curious to how many are coming to Fen's MoMee on the 13th.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2018 10:41 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2018 10:36 PM (KP5rU)
Of course! Make sure you know the definition of gravy, though.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:42 PM (ANdO9)
Are you going? I'm on the fence, but I'd love to hear more of your stories from the 80s.
Posted by: Iasonas at October 04, 2018 10:43 PM (MIvRT)
in Loudoun if I can get one organized? Maybe a winery or such? Hroth
and I have some homework to do to make it happen.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2018 10:39 PM (FTlwv)
I would be.
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:43 PM (ANdO9)
Once you have mastered that game, you can try that one where you have to try to figure out how to pour piss out of a boot, and the instructions are hidden on the heel! That one is a bitch.
Posted by: Vic Morrow at October 04, 2018 10:43 PM (gDSxq)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2018 10:43 PM (qZIkn)
That is why his op ed wasnt directed to you or me.
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:44 PM (Whlww)
Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2018 10:44 PM (ANdO9)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2018 10:44 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Iasonas at October 04, 2018 10:43 PM (MIvRT)
yeah, I'm going. Its not far from me.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2018 10:46 PM (9Om/r)
viewing it as a partisan. When you look at it as a nonpartisan, it is
just a guy offering a good gesture.
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:39 PM (Whlww)
--I'm definitely not non-partisan even though I hate most of the elected Repubs. You are right though, i just really don't relish the smug look on Schumer etc faces when they claim vindication for this temperament bs we've been fighting all week. And Kavanaugh sold us out! If it helps it's worth it though. I feel better, thanks!
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:47 PM (CwefE)
You'll catch the cloying scent of chloroform, and then wake up in a park in Michigan surrounded by semi-naked forms dancing around a campwolf.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2018 10:34 PM (kQs4Y)
At my age that sounds better than nothing.
Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2018 10:48 PM (sdi6R)
Just tell me what band you were in so I can bring the appropriate CDs for you to sign LOL
Posted by: Iasonas at October 04, 2018 10:48 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2018 10:52 PM (aTFPA)
Posted by: huh? at October 04, 2018 10:47 PM (CwefE)
I think he will be an improvement over Kennedy
Posted by: Arumaito at October 04, 2018 10:56 PM (Whlww)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 04, 2018 11:06 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Muff Ford at October 05, 2018 12:17 AM (HLTe8)
Posted by: gobagoo at October 05, 2018 04:48 AM (2Ia/C)
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