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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/25/18 )

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

I’m no judge of the rights and wrongs of every allegation. How can I be? All I know is that in a court of law he was acquitted, and there is no proof he committed a crime. The exact nature of his behaviour — how much consent was involved — I have no idea, nor is it really my concern. My concern is what happens to somebody who has not been found guilty in any criminal sense but who perhaps deserves social opprobrium, but how long should that last, what form it should take, etc. Ian Buruma


Quote II

Until recently, it was OK to rape and even murder girls — but only if your name was “Clinton,” “Kennedy” or “Weinstein,” et al. Then Hillary lost, and Teddy was dead, so there was no point in ferociously protecting the Democrats’ rapists any longer. Ann Coulter


Quote III

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain


Quote IV

“You backed me and I back you. That’s the way it works,”President Donald Trump

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I snickered. This could be good. Go Fund Me campaign to investigate the MSM.


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3D printing. Amazing breakthrough and "Patches" is proof of it.

A nine-year-old dachshund suffering from an unusually large brain tumor just got a new lease on life thanks to the powers of 3D-printing technology.

What started as a small bump on Patches’ head turned out to be a major ordeal for a family in Williamsport, Pennsylvania.

In just a few months, the aggressive brain tumor spread through the dog’s skull, growing to the size of an orange, reports the Canadian Press. Desperate for help, the family was told to seek out the advice of Michelle Oblak, a veterinary surgical oncologist from the Ontario Veterinary College at the University of Guelph, who’s been using 3D-printing technology to treat dogs.

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The Left sucks. Their case against you and your diet which consists of meat.

Derek Thompson begins his article with the provocative claim, "There are two big truths about eating meat from animals."

If I didn't know better, I would've assumed that the two big truths are: 1. meat is delicious, and, 2. humans are designed to eat meat. But I know better, and Thompson drops that claim as a setup for a few of animal rights activists' favorite canards:

First, animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price for a tender medallion of food. Factory farming incurs the torturous treatment of millions of chickens, cows, and pigs each year. This constitutes a rolling moral catastrophe. What’s more, one-sixth of the world’s greenhouse gas emissions are directly attributable to raising livestock, and the figure is rising as more countries enter the global middle class. For most Americans, cutting meat out of their diets would reduce global warming more than giving up driving


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No more Weight Watchers. Now it's WW.

The weight loss juggernaut formally known as Weight Watchers wants "everyone" to be included, and thus has announced a more politically correct name change to the more discreet "WW," indicating a shift in focus from "weight" to "wellness."

Weight Watchers CEO and President Mindy Grossman announced on the TODAY show Monday morning that the company is "moving to 'WW' to be the global marque of wellness for everyone, beyond just weight."

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What's been happening in Manitowoc and vicinity? Let's take a look at the Manitowoc Minute.


The ONT Musical Interlude



September 25, 1999, Former Rolling Stone Bill Wyman became the first major artist to release an album on his own personalised digital MP3 player. The matchbox-sized device with no moving parts was one of the smallest of its kind in the world and featured encryption software designed in the UK to prevent piracy. via thisdayinmusic.com

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September 25, 2000, Ozzy Osbourne formally requested that Black Sabbath be removed from the nomination list for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Calling the inclusion "meaningless", Osbourne went on to say "Let's face it. Black Sabbath have never been media darlings. We're a people's band and that suits us just fine." via thisdayinmusic.com

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I just wonder how much alcohol and/or drugs were consumed. Genius Award Winner.

PALM COAST, Fla. - A Palm Coast man is accused of running around naked, swearing and yelling at people to look at his genitals while in a Chick-fil-A parking lot, according to Flagler County Sheriff's Office officials.

Cory Hatzl, 30, was arrested Monday morning after a woman called authorities around 1 a.m. saying Hatzl was chasing her boyfriend and "trying to fight" him.


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Eat moar chikin. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

When one Florida man turned 100, staffers at his favorite local Chick-fil-A took it upon themselves to go all-out for a surprise birthday celebration.

On September 21, Stephen Bellissimo visited the chicken-centric chain in Oldsmar, as is his weekly ritual, and was shocked to find the restaurant full of family, friends and decorations on his milestone birthday.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Conquests and Spoils.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:05 PM




Comments

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1 ONT!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (I16G8)

2 st

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (6Zmow)

3 Prov 4:7
Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.

I ordered wisdom and understanding through Amazon, but they delivered to the wrong house.



LOOK OUT! THIS ONT WILL BE ON FIRE!

Fortunately, I have bacon-wrapped hot dogs.

Go boldly

Posted by: mindful webworks - when it all goes haywire at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (5LFjM)

4 Evening

Posted by: wing at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (JFzNN)

5 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (e9G8E)

6 Good evening and good night

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (b+SbO)

7 Wow!

Posted by: Rex B at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (8kQyI)

8 Beisboll's been berry berry good to me.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (w7U7L)

9 Bold! So, so very bold...


And centred, too!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (e9G8E)

10 Boldfaced, centered, and drunk is no way to go through life. -Brett Kavenaw

Posted by: mindful webworks - when it all goes haywire at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (5LFjM)

11 Nice Pic up top, MisHum.
Who's on First?
Oh yeah,
Congrats Calm Mentor!

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (6Zmow)

12 Centered in the Top 10?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (+ldAm)

13 I want to see Ford freak out when here story is scrutinized.

Posted by: Gmac-Feeling the years at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (ldXWf)

14 It's ONT again in America!

Posted by: Ronald Wilson Miklos at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (zCyNd)

15 LMAO! what the hell is going on with the blog tonight??

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

16 This boldness is NOT MY FAULT!

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (6Zmow)

17 Oooo, BOLD Newness!

Posted by: Gmac-Feeling the years at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (ldXWf)

18 Not much grey in it, though...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (e9G8E)

19 I'm a'gonna go read the content now, so, y'all fix this mess before I get back down here, hokay?

Posted by: mindful webworks - when it all goes haywire at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (5LFjM)

20 >>Factory farming incurs the torturous treatment of millions of chickens, cows, and pigs each year.

I'd like to avoid all that by raising and preparing them myself.. but nazi HOAs.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (1g7ch)

21 Dirty Dozen at least. And truly love the lead pic MH. It centered perfectly.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (+ldAm)

22
The flag has been desecrated.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

23 In Before the Murder Canals.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (jlHSA)

24 Flag's the wrong way around. The canton's supposed to be on the...

*glances up*

...son of a...

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (y87Qq)

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (I16G8)

26 I'm emboldened to fight the left!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (hECVl)

27 I love Trump more every day. His UN speech was awesome.

The guy centers me.

*mandatory centering comment box status: checked*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (CPfoe)

28 I feel so, um, centered.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

29 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (ZkxsK)

30 Just today, I'd read that Sharon Osbourne says that Ozzy's 'sex drive is too high'...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (e9G8E)

31 Saw Black Sabbath at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, late 70's. Oh, and man do I feel centered now.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (sM+h7)

32 Nice try, AltonJackson. Everybody only gets one. I am not made of greetings, you know.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (y87Qq)

33 X ring...

right in the center!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (rjbMC)

34
The flag has been desecrated.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

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Those stripes are good old American ash. Got a problem with that, Bucky?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (CPfoe)

35
Clowns Me stuck with you Jokers

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

36 I sense a happy barrel in the near future!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (n9EOP)

37 His UN speech was awesome.

I haven't seen it yet. Geez having a job really cuts into my time on the internet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

38 Nah good evening, AltonJackson, again.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (y87Qq)

39 We moving to the center? Living on the fringes of the edge is more fun.

Posted by: morigu at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (Eu98u)

40 Start up the Rotors:
https://youtu.be/w4MxFm6eZS8

Physical Removal
https://youtu.be/hedkBm3Ud3Q

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (fA1SL)

41 I don't think I've been this pissed about politics in my life

Thanks to you guys, I haven't hurt anyone or anything

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (+g41/)

42 What ever you do, don't let the thread move left!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (n9EOP)

43 "A swing and a miss, right down the middle of the plate, and the Dodgers win the World Series!"

Posted by: Vin Scully at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (rjbMC)

44 Hiya

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (cJ6RQ)

45 Put me in, Coach.
I'm ready to play today.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (6Zmow)

46
Meh.

It'll get fixed at some point.

It always does.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (DMUuz)

47 [[looks around wide-eyed]] so this is the ONT...

Seriously, how many "dogs that didn't bark" are we dealing with here?
-she's not doing a Macy's parade coast-to-coast? when will she be here?
-where is the written testimony?
-BASTA?! I mean srs??! Can this guy's 15 minutes be over now please?

Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (Ras6A)

48 I still propose that when a thread is centered like this, when it is corrected, the last commenter to mention the centering gets the barrel.

Sort of like musical chairs.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

49 why does someone *ALWAYS* have to ruin a good thing around here?


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (rjbMC)

50 Hey everybody.

Jimmy Kimmel can eat a bag of...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (feaxc)

51 It'll get fixed at some point.

It always does.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (DMUuz)


*smug nod*

Posted by: Bob Barker at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (y87Qq)

52 9 Bold! So, so very bold...


And centred, too!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (e9G8E)

Yup Twofer Tuesday Zettai

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (Ss+Em)

53 D'oh!

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

54 I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat salad!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (3JQ/p)

55 Thanks for the ONT.

If God did not want us to eat cows and pigs, He would not have made them so delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (lCWBk)

56 Play balls!

Nice pic.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (Ydn2k)

57 SABBATH!!!



Thanks guys, for making me the asshole I am today. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (9Om/r)

58 36 I sense a happy barrel in the near future!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (n9EOP)


She's a naughty cask.

You just gotta' know how to tap her.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (DUqif)

59 If God did not want us to eat cows and pigs, He would not have made them so delicious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (lCWBk)

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And slow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (CPfoe)

60 45 Put me in, Coach.
I'm ready to play today.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (6Zmow)

Oh I bet you are.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (Ss+Em)

61 Jimmy Kimmel can eat a bag of...

He needs to cut his own dick off. What a douchenozzle.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

62 One of Krassensteins admits that they're paid "by higher ups" to spam Trump's twitter feed:


https://tinyurl.com/ycpsxr2d

Posted by: Bert G at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (OMsf+)

63 Mark Twain, warm and fuzzy he was not.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (oFsfu)

64 @41

With the exceptions of a brief period
in the 80s and 90s, I've been pissed off over politics my whole life.


This shit has always been bad.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (kT3/m)

65 re: Quote II: OUCH! That has got to leave a mark. I hope she said that on TV.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (Ydn2k)

66
He needs to cut his own dick off. What a douchenozzle.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

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Objection: assumes facts not in evidence

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:15 PM (CPfoe)

67 Vegetables are what food eats.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

68 Jewells45, exactamundo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:15 PM (feaxc)

69 Donald Trump called out all the Socialists and Communists and told the Iranians to pound sand.

What a Stud!

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:15 PM (6Zmow)

70 Hey everybody.

Jimmy Kimmel can eat a bag of...
Posted by: qdpsteve



SHIT!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 10:16 PM (S6Pax)

71 That Buruma guy is dirt stupid... there is no need to worry about "how much consent was involved" for fictitious events the "witnesses" to which said it never happened.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:16 PM (imSgd)

72 >> He would not have made them so delicious.
> And slow.

And stupid.

And vegan, but that's redundant.

"It doesn't take any intelligence to sneak up on a leaf." -- Larry Niven

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 10:16 PM (TM5Iv)

73 That's a nice flag, Mis Hum.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:17 PM (lwiT4)

74 Bozo, also a great menu choice for Kimmel.

Especially if it's forcibly packed down his throat with a white-hot steel shovel...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:17 PM (feaxc)

75 Look at me, I can be centerfield!

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:17 PM (6Zmow)

76 27 I love Trump more every day. His UN speech was awesome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (CPfoe)


It was. A full-throated condemnation of Globalism, Socialism, and the Iran regime, and a rousing defense of cooperative Nationalism. This is a huge disruption to the status quo that will reverberate for decades.

Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2018 10:17 PM (Vb4BV)

77 First, animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price for a tender medallion of food. Factory farming incurs the torturous treatment of millions of chickens, cows, and pigs each year. This constitutes a rolling moral catastrophe. What's more, one-sixth of the world's greenhouse gas emissions are directly attributable to raising livestock, and the figure is rising as more countries enter the global middle class. For most Americans, cutting meat out of their diets would reduce global warming more than giving up driving

I WANT global warming. The weak go to the wall. Also, the stupid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (vnpiz)

78 67 Vegetables are what food eats.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

Last time I checked, we're still the head of the food chain.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (6Zmow)

79 You just gotta' know how to tap her.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (DUqif)


In my bunghole there be treasure!

Posted by: The Barrel at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (Pe/Hn)

80 75 Look at me, I can be centerfield!
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:17 PM (6Zmow)

I first read that as "centerfold."

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

81 63 Mark Twain, warm and fuzzy he was not.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (oFsfu)


Yeah ... but he could say a ton with a very few simple words.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (DUqif)

82 "1st"

Posted by: Rex B at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (8kQyI)

83 77. The weak go to the wall. Also, the stupid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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And the furries.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (fA1SL)

84 Veganism is an eating disorder.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

85 Did ALH just say she could be centerfold?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (9LOJs)

86 My angel in the centerfield!

Posted by: Peter Fogerty of the J. Creedence Band at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (feaxc)

87 Love the sign on the back of the Vee Dub.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (WEBkv)

88 I'd like to avoid all that by raising and preparing them myself.. but nazi HOAs.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (1g7ch)


Invite them into the house.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (Pe/Hn)

89 76 27 I love Trump more every day. His UN speech was awesome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (CPfoe)

It was. A full-throated condemnation of Globalism, Socialism, and the Iran regime, and a rousing defense of cooperative Nationalism. This is a huge disruption to the status quo that will reverberate for decades.
Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2018 10:17 PM (Vb4BV)


I'll say it again: If Trump gets the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US, he no-shit belongs on Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

90 >> Look at me, I can be centerfield!

I read that as centerfold.

My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold,
ALH is a centerfold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDjMZKf-wg

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (PMKe/)

91 At least creepy porn lawyer is too stupid to have to worry about arguing before the Supreme Court down the line.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (w7U7L)

92 I love that #cokemitch threw this FBI nonsense back in Biden's face. Watching our Senators stand up is sort of like sprinkling an envelope of crystals into a fishbowl and watching it turn into sea monkeys. Like, they told you it would happen, but it just seemed so implausible...

Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (Ras6A)

93 "Weight Watchers CEO and President Mindy Grossman announced on the TODAY show Monday morning that the company is 'moving to "WW"...'"

"Also, we'll eventually transition to XY3#i so no one actually knows what the f*** we do. We think that's the eventual path to profit and growth. Our polls indicate consumers love to be confused and disoriented."

Posted by: Mindy Grossman at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (6eEQ+)

94


_______

Derek Thompson is destroying the planet... if he is right, WE are getting rid of the problem by eating it. HE is destroying the solution by eating the green plants that make precious oxygen.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (imSgd)

95
I first read that as "centerfold."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

Did you ever check out Match.com? Probably a whole new crop of feminine females.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (6Zmow)

96 Because it came up on the open thread.

Rsn - Lady Kaede's End

https://youtu.be/qEsPqJOKmiQ

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (lufB/)

97 Yeah ... but he could say a ton with a very few simple words.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (DUqif)


Read a little of Twain's political views and you realize this shit has been going on a long time, it's just gotten much rowdier recently!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (n9EOP)

98 First, animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price for a tender medallion of food. Factory farming incurs the torturous treatment of millions of chickens, cows, and pigs each year. This constitutes a rolling moral catastrophe. What's more, one-sixth of the world's greenhouse gas emissions are directly attributable to raising livestock, and the figure is rising as more countries enter the global middle class. For most Americans, cutting meat out of their diets would reduce global warming more than giving up driving

The existence of liberals imposes a major burden of stupidity on the planet. If we got rid of all the liberals, then we wouldn't need to worry about any of that crap.

Also, if you want cut down on "greenhouse emissions," ban Mexican food. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (vnpiz)

99 by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (9LOJs)

86 My angel in the centerfield!
Posted by: Peter Fogerty of the J. Creedence Band at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (feaxc)

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Wait. I thought that was the J. Geils Band.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (CPfoe)

100 Veganism is an eating disorder.

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Veganism is the diet the medieval nobility tried to force on the peasants to keep them weak and easier to control.


Posted by: Obligatory at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (+DkQm)

101 I've pretty much decided not to watch much TV in the morning because I hate going to work in bad mood. This whole Kavanaugh thing has me in a constant rage anymore. I will be glad when it's over. Of course, they always having something else ready. It will be on to the next outrage.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (dUJdY)

102 Doing what I can for the environment. I treat veggies as a vitamin or supplement, so I eat very little of them and that keeps the hippie land-rape to a minimum. Meat, on the other hand, which actually builds soil (when done in the old way) is what feeds me.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (OiC69)

103 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (PMKe/)

Ah, memories of the 80s, bowling alleys and arcades, sigh.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (oFsfu)

104
Donald Trump called out all the Socialists and Communists and told the Iranians to pound sand.
What a Stud!
Posted by: ALH


Charles Lane of the Washington Post was on Bret Baire's show and was very disappointed. He longs for the days when Obama sucked up to the dick taters and trashed America.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (IqV8l)

105 Centerfold? You guys are going to make me blush.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (6Zmow)

106 Did you ever check out Match.com? Probably a whole new crop of feminine females.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (6Zmow)

I would hope the females would indeed be feminine. That's not exactly guaranteed anymore.

But no, I have not.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

107 I'd like to avoid all that by raising and preparing them myself.. but nazi HOAs.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (1g7ch)

The HOA also complained about my tzampotli, until I "invited" them to become part of the project.

Posted by: Miklos,enjoying a glass under watchful eyesockets at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (zCyNd)

108 Why hasn't The Trigglypuff had her/his say concerning Dr. Ford?

I would think she'd be waddling to the quad to give her two cents.

Posted by: mpfs, Society of Dregs Founding Member, Pennsyltucky Chapter at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (79p/O)

109 btw.. did ya'll know today was One Hit Wonder day? There were so many I don't know if I could pic a favorite.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

110 108 Why hasn't The Trigglypuff had her/his say concerning Dr. Ford?

I would think she'd be waddling to the quad to give her two cents.

Posted by: mpfs, Society of Dregs Founding Member, Pennsyltucky Chapter at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (79p/O)

Went full Mister Creosote, exploded.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (jlHSA)

111 Last time I checked, we're still the head of the food chain.



I will honor you.

Posted by: The Bear at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (yQpMk)

112 Carry on ALH.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (9LOJs)

113 Jewells, exactly.

I feel the same way. I posted yesterday, this whole Kav thing makes me want to scream, yell and break things.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (feaxc)

114 Veganism is the diet the medieval nobility tried to force on the peasants to keep them weak and easier to control.


Posted by: Obligatory at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (+DkQm)

Let them eat grass!

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (6Zmow)

115 95. Heh. Nespatnik should avoid that site. 'Lisa' - of the Hit the Wall and Bunny-Boiler fame - would find him.

https://youtu.be/rjLl3c0n_sw

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (fA1SL)

116 Veganism is the diet the medieval nobility...

You know, here's one thing no king has ever said: "bring me what our barn animals eat!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (OiC69)

117 Read a little of Twain's political views and you realize this shit has been going on a long time, it's just gotten much rowdier recently!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (n9EOP)

Politics was always dirty. They just didn't always have social media.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

118 109 btw.. did ya'll know today was One Hit Wonder day? There were so many I don't know if I could pic a favorite.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (

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Brandy. You're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (CPfoe)

119 Wait. I thought that was the J. Geils Band.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (CPfoe)

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It was.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (I16G8)

120 I really and truly appreciate the concern that the horde has showered upon me recently. I have honestly never felt this level of concern from anyone in my "real life." In fact, the real life folks have turned out to be--
Cough. Never mind. They are the vultures that everyone denied existence to their daughter. They swooped upon her, screaming their devotion, once she was a carcass--
This isn't helping, isn't it? I apologize. No one in her "family" gave a damn about her until there might be money, when they descended like frikken ghouls...
Apologies again. I loved her so much. And I'm sure she loved me too. And she's gone. She's gone forever/

MisHum feel free to delete this. No worries bro.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

121 The HOA also complained about my tzampotli, until I "invited" them to become part of the project.
Posted by: Miklos,enjoying a glass under watchful eyesockets at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (zCyNd)


Yes. A "glass". You are drinking from a "glass".

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (y87Qq)

122 Factory farming incurs the torturous treatment of millions of chickens, cows, and pigs each year.
***

Harvesting chickens - morally problematic

Harvesting babies - a fundamental right


Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (+DkQm)

123 Love that top photo. And it is appropriate tonight for Nats fans. Max Scherzer got to 300 strike outs for the season. This is only the 36th time that has happened since 1900. It was also his eighteenth win this year. This has been a frustrating season but, like tonight, has had its share of highlights. Scherzer should have a good chance for a third Cy Young award in a row.

Posted by: JTB at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (V+03K)

124 was there a supermoon scheduled for tonight?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (MTjB1)

125 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652159323787265

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652235844702209

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652313024098305

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652398533316610

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652487351980038

Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (0Ntuf)

126 Weight Watchers CEO and President Mindy Grossman announced on the TODAY show Monday morning that the company is "moving to 'WW' to be the global marque of wellness for everyone, beyond just weight."

Mindy, we don't need any more Jewish Messiahs, thank you very much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (vnpiz)

127 I know that CBF scrubbed her social media before going public, what are the chances that the Internet Wayback Machine has copies of her old tweets, specifically those after the 2016 election?

Posted by: mutantman at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (J9xQs)

128 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

I am sorry for your loss. Hugs.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (6Zmow)

129 122 Harvesting babies - a fundamental right


Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (+DkQm)

Hey, you COULD eat the babies, you know.

Just come on down to old Comet Ping Pong...

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (jlHSA)

130 I will honor you.
Posted by: The Bear at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (yQpMk)

Don't believe it.

Posted by: Leo at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (oFsfu)

131 115 95. Heh. Nespatnik should avoid that site. 'Lisa' - of the Hit the Wall and Bunny-Boiler fame - would find him.

https://youtu.be/rjLl3c0n_sw
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (fA1SL)

I guarantee it would be even worse than that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

132 I would hope the females would indeed be feminine. That's not exactly guaranteed anymore.

But no, I have not.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

----------------

Have you seen trigglypuff? Female: yes. Feminine? Not even close.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (WEBkv)

133 I feel the same way. I posted yesterday, this whole Kav thing makes me want to scream, yell and break things.

I even yelled at my husband. I screamed I know! Stop calling me at work!! lol.. he gets a little excited and forgets I'm actually trying to work when I'm at work.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)

134 Should I send this? These azzholes pizz me off.

Hi,

We were considering a vacation in DC. Your restaurant was highly recommended.

After this incident w/ Sen. Cruz and his wife that is not going to happen. It is disgraceful that you allowed this harassment to go on.

What a terrible thing to allow this to go on in your establishment.

You are a disgrace to American values, allowing bullies to drive people out of the public discourse. This is all a ploy to stop Kavanagh's appointment to the SC.

You should be ashamed as Americans where Ted Cruz and his wife should not be attacked like this in public at your restaurant.

Regards,
Never visiting Fiola

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (yJ1e6)

135 Jewells, I'm sure you made it up to him later. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (feaxc)

136 Yes. A "glass". You are drinking from a "glass".

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (y87Qq)

Yes. Out of little umbrellas.

Posted by: Miklos, enjoying a glass under watchful eyesockets at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (zCyNd)

137 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652574195032064

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652672043962369

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652781326553089

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652885093568512

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652982137237506

Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (0Ntuf)

138 >> Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

Oh yeah, baby. That's what I'm talking about right there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (PMKe/)

139 Rodrigo Borgia: "It doesn't take any intelligence to sneak up on a leaf." -- Larry Niven

You've obviously never tracked the legendary walking tree of Dahomey, Quercus Nicholas Parsonus.

Posted by: David Attenborough at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (6eEQ+)

140 was there a supermoon scheduled for tonight?
Posted by: yankeefifth

THAT'S NO MOON!

Oh, yeah, I guess it is.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (S6Pax)

141 I would hope the females would indeed be feminine. That's not exactly guaranteed anymore.

But no, I have not.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

Give me one good reason why.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (6Zmow)

142 It will be on to the next outrage.
***

The left means to destroy everything about our culture.

They will indeed go on to the next thing and then the next and so on.
And it will never end because they can't end it.

When you whole life is built around destroying you reduce everything around you to rubble.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (+DkQm)

143 101 I've pretty much decided not to watch much TV in the morning because I hate going to work in bad mood. This whole Kavanaugh thing has me in a constant rage anymore. I will be glad when it's over. Of course, they always having something else ready. It will be on to the next outrage.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (dUJdY)


Well said. That's EXACTLY where I am.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (vnpiz)

144 btw.. did ya'll know today was One Hit Wonder day? There were so many I don't know if I could pic a favorite.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (dUJdY)


Oh, I have a favorite one hit wonder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYKtBbR3JJw

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (y87Qq)

145 85 Did ALH just say she could be centerfold?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (9LOJs)

She did, we need pics

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (Ss+Em)

146 109 btw.. did ya'll know today was One Hit Wonder day? There were so many I don't know if I could pic a favorite.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (dUJdY)


This was a great one I only heard here recently:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFvATjb0Dc

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

147 Let them eat grass!
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (6Zmow)

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Quote by Moo Antoinette?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (WEBkv)

148
was there a supermoon scheduled for tonight?
Posted by: yankeefifth


When Michael Moore drops trou.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (IqV8l)

149 I can hardly wait for 2021, when President Kerry or Biden or Booker or someone like that spends the year on another world apology tour

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (UFyv9)

150 127 I know that CBF scrubbed her social media before going public, what are the chances that the Internet Wayback Machine has copies of her old tweets, specifically those after the 2016 election?
Posted by: mutantman at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (J9xQs)


Essentially zero. Lots of people have looked. The thing was done very competently. Which of course means that she had help.

Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (Vb4BV)

151 Before I catch up on the day's developments and blow my stack, I want to advise the Horde to go outdoors and look at that beautiful moon!

Here in NE Oklahoma, it's shining bright. No clouds.

Looking at it makes me feel that everything is going to work out.

Thank you, Lord, for this God moment.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (XDlhM)

152 Should I send this? These azzholes pizz me off.

Hi,

-------

I LIKE IT!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (CPfoe)

153 Why didn't Ace ever have Queen Ann as a guest on The Podcast?

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (k2d6x)

154 131. Smart man! Go to your destiny in Donbas! Become heroic warrior-attorney for armoured legions of SMR, gain warbride and small chicken farm outside Donetsk.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (fA1SL)

155 BeckoningChasm, I'm sorry.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (9LOJs)

156 And the latest thing with Cruz and his wife being harassed while eating dinner. One of these days someone is gonna get hurt. Oh.. wait.

This needs to start happening to them. Fucking creeps.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

157 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

AOS is the place to be when you don't feel like there's any place to be! Hang in there brother!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (n9EOP)

158 Be careful of hoaxes and pranks regarding this recent Ford fracas!

I am seeing postings of seemingly credible claims, with obvious known falsehoods embedded.

I think it is to try and hook one side or the other into spreading false crap and thereby discredit themselves. Booby traps.

Don't forward anything without looking at it really close first. If you see a story, try to trace it back to the original source if you can.

Posted by: gp at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (mk9aG)

159 Quote by Moo Antoinette?
***

Probably actually from Moo-ria Theresa if actually said by anyone.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (+DkQm)

160 Yo!

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (7NetD)

161 145 85 Did ALH just say she could be centerfold?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (9LOJs)

She did, we need pics
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (Ss+Em)


---------

A review meeting needs to be scheduled.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (CPfoe)

162 Next week, only real baseball teams will be playing.

Mine isn't one of them.

Again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (UsCnO)

163 That dude at the Chick-fil-a would have gotten away with it but he stopped to dip his junk in the Sriracha Sauce.

Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (9rIkM)

164 160 Yo!
Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (7NetD)


Finally, a ray of common sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (vnpiz)

165 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

You're clearly hurting, deeply. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

166 126 Weight Watchers CEO and President Mindy Grossman announced on the TODAY show Monday morning that the company is "moving to 'WW' to be the global marque of wellness for everyone, beyond just weight."

Mindy, we don't need any more Jewish Messiahs, thank you very much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (vnpiz)

Nothing says healthy like a 5'2" 247lb woman but hey her self esteem is good.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (Ss+Em)

167 When Kavanaugh is confirmed next week, we will all breathe a sigh of relief and relax. Our enemies won't. They never stop.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (yQpMk)

168 162 Next week, only real baseball teams will be playing.

Mine isn't one of them.

Again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (UsCnO)


The Padres magic number is 500.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (vnpiz)

169 Thank you, Lord, for this God moment.
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (XDlhM)

The past few nights as I go to bed I open the curtains and I see the moonlight coming thru. It's so pretty.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

170 I made it through 45 minutes of Hannity and Laura before giving up. Apparently the viewers consist of burglary victims and the terminally constipated.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (dYtYK)

171 Ugh.

Some guy on a hockey board I post on has been using John "Muslim Interloper" Brennan as his avatar picture for a while now. -_-

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (jlHSA)

172 I know that CBF scrubbed her social media before going public, what
are the chances that the Internet Wayback Machine has copies of her old
tweets, specifically those after the 2016 election?

***

Unlikely. She coordinate with the Dems ahead of time, so likely had access to all the social media bigwigs and their best techies.
That being said there are *always* copies somewhere...that is the way the internet works. But you'd have to have access to say old caches/logs of leftwing sites like Democrat Underground or the like.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (+DkQm)

173 141 I would hope the females would indeed be feminine. That's not exactly guaranteed anymore.

But no, I have not.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

Give me one good reason why.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (6Zmow)

I'm poor and I lack the necessary social skills for potential romantic attachments.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

174 93 "Also, we'll eventually transition to XY3#i so no one actually knows what the f*** we do. We think that's the eventual path to profit and growth. Our polls indicate consumers love to be confused and disoriented."
Posted by: Mindy Grossman at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (6eEQ+)

Let's see... Dunkin Donuts just dropped "donuts", I guess because they sell more than donuts. Next thing you know Red Lobster will drop the Lobster part, because they sell more than just Lobster. Maybe if Radio Shack had changed their name to Shack they'd still be in business. All those confused consumers thinking they only sold radios...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (3JQ/p)

175 When Kavanaugh is confirmed next week, we will all breathe a sigh of relief and relax. Our enemies won't. They never stop.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (yQpMk)

According to Corker, he will be confirmed this weekend. Turtle is keeping everyone in town (yah! turtle!!!)

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (imSgd)

176 Apparently the viewers consist ... the terminally constipated.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (dYtYK)


Sounds like a Bergman movie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (vnpiz)

177 by the way, a pox on whoever mentioned "Brandy."

Stupid ear worm.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (WEBkv)

178 Why didn't Ace ever have Queen Ann as a guest on The Podcast?



I have heard that being jumped by Coulter is like being raped by a bag of antlers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (yQpMk)

179
And the latest thing with Cruz and his wife being harassed while eating dinner. One of these days someone is gonna get hurt. Oh.. wait.

This needs to start happening to them. Fucking creeps.
Posted by: Jewells45


Tucker talked to some jerk tonight who said Cruz deserved it and shouldn't be whining about it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (IqV8l)

180 In my room...what did I miss tonight?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (7CSNs)

181 180 In my room...what did I miss tonight?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (7CSNs)

Nobody said you could leave your room! Get back there right now!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

182 The past few nights as I go to bed I open the curtains and I see the moonlight coming thru. It's so pretty.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

----------------

got up this morning and the roof of the house was casting a shadow due to the incredibly bright moon.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (WEBkv)

183 Our enemies won't. They never stop.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (yQpMk)


In a way, I almost admire them for this. They have a clearly defined goal to enslave us all for the greater good, they never stop planning how to do this, and they're thinking out techniques to use years into the future!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (n9EOP)

184 lol, we quit watching cable because of the advertising too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (MTjB1)

185 "Dunkin Donuts just dropped "donuts", I guess because they sell more than donuts."

Whatever they are doing, they're doing it right, because they have lots of traffic, despite their sky-high prices. It's an amazing reinvention of a tired old brand.

Posted by: gp at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (mk9aG)

186 Maybe if Radio Shack had changed their name to Shack they'd still be in business. All those confused consumers thinking they only sold radios...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (3JQ/p)


And they didn't even sell radio gear

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (y87Qq)

187 Man I missed you people

And no I I have not been in prison

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (7NetD)

188 Politics was always dirty. They just didn't always have social media.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)


I like books. Including the Bible.

This shit is indeed the same as it ever was.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (DUqif)

189 I hate Error 500. I follow the rules helpfully set out by Mindful works, I do not Troll, nor feed Drooling Trolls. I have tried resetting ISO, make sure accept cookies is on, switch platforms and other tweaks that sometimes works and sometimes not. Help? I normally post as I am Gracchus and am trying an an alternate name and email in vague hope that I defeat the Ogre Error 500.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (6cpKd)

190 btw.. did ya'll know today was One Hit Wonder day? There were so many I don't know if I could pic a favorite.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

---------------

I used to work with the drummer for Red Ryder, who did Lunatic Fringe. So this has always been my favorite one hit song.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (I16G8)

191 A review meeting needs to be scheduled.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (CPfoe)


Seconded

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (9LOJs)

192 Rodrigo Borgia: "It doesn't take any intelligence to sneak up on a leaf."-- Larry Niven

Be that as it may, a "Studies" PhD will give you a better chance at working produce in Whole Foods.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (NpvYf)

193 Wiw, I got through!

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (6cpKd)

194 >> 158
Be careful of hoaxes and pranks regarding this recent Ford fracas!


There's this one picture of some blond I think face down on a sidewalk, top off surrounded by beer bottles with the implication that it's one of Fords drunken photos. Which is stupid because that photo has been around for all of the internet. It was probably the second thing posted to the internet following some cat picture.

Posted by: bananadream at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (YR7aL)

195 Biggest differences between WW and AA? ...Anybody?

1) the coffee will suck

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (Wf0lW)

196 How tall is Ted Cruz?

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (7NetD)

197 Beckoning Chasm
I know you've lost a great love. No words. Stay steadyu and strong. The Horde has your back.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (wgCUV)

198 "It doesn't take any intelligence to sneak up on a leaf." -- Larry Niven

You don't sneak up on triffids - triffids sneak up on you.

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (oYD2h)

199 "A Palm Coast man is accused of running around naked, swearing and yelling at people to look at his genitals while in a Chick-fil-A parking lot..."

What, no one at Chick-fil-A offered back at the man BOFA? Opportunity lost.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (6eEQ+)

200 175 ohh, that has to burn Dem Senators who had flights out of town to campaign. Maybe Mitch can say they are going to work straight through the 1st week of November as revenge for this shit show.

Posted by: Bete says enough. at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (Ojki1)

201 183 In a way, I almost admire them for this. They have a clearly defined goal to enslave us all for the greater good, they never stop planning how to do this, and they're thinking out techniques to use years into the future!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (n9EOP)

Well, half of them want to enslave you.

The other half just want to kill you and take your stuff.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:35 PM (jlHSA)

202 Nature spends most of it time and energy trying to exterminate us. I
don't know why libs are so sentimental about it. I'll bet most don't
even have a decent sized yard to have death-match with every summer.

Posted by: Ripley at September 25, 2018 10:35 PM (NbRJx)

203
When Kavanaugh is confirmed next week, we will all breathe a sigh of relief and relax. Our enemies won't. They never stop.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM


The struggle against the evil that is socialism is, alas, unending...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:35 PM (e9G8E)

204 Slow night behind the wooden counter.

What's been happening in the world since I clocked this morning?

I hope all is well with the Horde and that the demonic Democrat bastards have all suffered mightily today.

Red-Headed Sluts for all of you on the house. Those are shooters, don't get your hopes up 'Rons.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (slPke)

205 201 183 In a way, I almost admire them for this. They have a clearly defined goal to enslave us all for the greater good, they never stop planning how to do this, and they're thinking out techniques to use years into the future!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (n9EOP)

Well, half of them want to enslave you.

The other half just want to kill you and take your stuff.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:35 PM (jlHSA)

Check your pay stub. We're already enslaved.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

206 162 Next week, only real baseball teams will be playing.

Mine isn't one of them.

Again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



I've embraced glorious mediocrity!! Its better than losing 100 games every year for 20 years.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (YV7PK)

207 Politics was always dirty.

The problem is in the pol- half of the word. People.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (NpvYf)

208 I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM

Have you tried using Google Chrome in the incognito mode?

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (oYD2h)

209 Tucker talked to some jerk tonight who said Cruz deserved it and shouldn't be whining about it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (IqV8l)


Well, the left needs to be thrown out of helicopters, because they deserve it. Fair is fair I guess.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (9Om/r)

210 so is it true that since mitch got angry over the blase whatshername thing everyone has started referring to the deomcrat senators as mitches bitches?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (MTjB1)

211 People say - Dydye Palpatine! Why you not join heroic warrior-patriots of SMR, Donbas branch? And I answer, 'How I can forsake my laundromat and sacred Martinizing process duties?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (fA1SL)

212 @200 ohh, that has to burn Dem Senators who had flights out of town to campaign. Maybe Mitch can say they are going to work straight through the 1st week of November as revenge for this shit show.
--------------------

They should have known better. McConnell has been very clear that the Senate session isn't ending until certain things get done. And the Kavanaugh vote is pretty clearly one of those things.

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (h4sGx)

213 >And they didn't even sell radio gear
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 1



They used to sell CB radios.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (9LOJs)

214 183 In a way, I almost admire them for this. They have a clearly defined goal to enslave us all for the greater good, they never stop planning how to do this, and they're thinking out techniques to use years into the future!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (n9EOP)


Kind of like Adolf and his band of merry dickslappers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (vnpiz)

215 Ford Fracas. At your Ford dealer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (IqV8l)

216 213 >And they didn't even sell radio gear
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 1

They used to sell CB radios.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (9LOJs)


They used to be in business, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (vnpiz)

217 68
162 Next week, only real baseball teams will be playing.



Mine isn't one of them.



Again.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (UsCnO)



The Padres magic number is 500.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity,
just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (vnpiz)


Could it be the jinx of sharing the same spring training facility?

Two teams cannot be that bad for this many years.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (UsCnO)

218 One of the greatest one-hit wonders of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

219 so the hope solo / blasey fucking vid is not real?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (MTjB1)

220 Kind of like Adolf and his band of merry dickslappers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (vnpiz)


Ja!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (n9EOP)

221 All the rebranding shit is symptomatic of a culture of image over substance, brand over function, and advertising above all. And the otherwise-untalented idiots that we're clogging up our culture with.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (oVJmc)

222 That new Acura commercial would be the perfect "Paint it Black" venue

so we get "like a Rainbow"

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (+g41/)

223 **** lol, we quit watching cable because of the advertising too.

Posted by: yankeefifth

Cut the cord about a year ago. I'm on a work trip and decided to try to watch. It's. . . jarring.

While I'm here . . thank you to you regular posters. It really is fun AND entertaining reading these comment sections. For the irregular posters, watch the commercials on Fox News. Help is available.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (dYtYK)

224 Kernal of Social Justice

The threat from "Social Justice" in technology comes not just from corporations, but now can be found in the open source community, as can be seen by Linux adopting a "social justice" friendly "code of conduct" (CoC), where vague prohibitions of trolling and "insulting" comments come hand in hand with punishing people for "improper" pronouns.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14961

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (itfg0)

225 216
213 >And they didn't even sell radio gear

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 1



They used to sell CB radios.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (9LOJs)



They used to be in business, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity,
just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (vnpiz)

That's a big 10-4!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 10:39 PM (UsCnO)

226 Thanks Frank Lee will try. Love the good humor and kind but strong motives of AoSHQ commentators. You are all the best.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:39 PM (6cpKd)

227 Trump
Trump
Trump

Deport
Deport
Deport

!!!!

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:39 PM (7NetD)

228
youtube
worst effort plays in sports compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XFzT9GMmw8

You are welcome.

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 10:39 PM (oYD2h)

229 225. Parent company - Tandy Corporation - is still around. There's a Tandy Shop not more than a few miles from me. Good source for leather and leatherworking supplies. In fact, they only went into electronics rather late.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:40 PM (fA1SL)

230 I just realized that (Crocs) would be a fine hash to have.

Posted by: J. Crew Messenger Bag at September 25, 2018 10:40 PM (DMUuz)

231 Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (itfg0)

Didn't Linus himself have to disassociate himself from the fray for a bit?

Sad!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:40 PM (n9EOP)

232 Brandy. You're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. - Billy


Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life. - Brandy

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (uDclo)

233 You know, here's one thing no king has ever said: "bring me what our barn animals eat!"
Posted by: t-bird


"SILAGE! WE DEMAND SILAGE!!!"

Posted by: non-king mikeski at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (P1f+c)

234 Cubs are going to blow the division lead. They can't hit crap. And it's the Pirates for cripes sake.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (lwiT4)

235 134: Fiola is a known gop establishment

Posted by: CN at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (mlmZR)

236 Five O'Clock World is one of my absolute favorites. I I love Hugh Geyer's background vocals especially.

Posted by: Gem at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (XoAz8)

237 one hit wonder



https://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (MTjB1)

238 Thanks Frank Lee will try. Love the good humor and kind but strong motives of AoSHQ commentators. You are all the best.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:39 PM

--

aw hell
hate to break this to you ...

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (oYD2h)

239
For the irregular posters, watch the commercials on Fox News. Help is available.
Posted by: 2009Refugee


Metamucil

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

240 I know this has already been beaten, but I need to say I think a part of me cried today when Bill Cosby was sentenced. He had faults and has buried two of his 5 children, one to murder and one this year waiting on an Organ Donation.

Posted by: Picric at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (nonGu)

241 That's a big 10-4!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 10:39 PM (UsCnO)


That's a roger, good buddy! Come back!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (vnpiz)

242 Cut the cord about a year ago. I'm on a work trip and decided to try to watch. It's. . . jarring.

Every time I watch I have the same reaction: "this is so stupid. I can't believe I used to watch this."

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:42 PM (OiC69)

243 First, animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price for a tender medallion of food.For most Americans, cutting meat out of their diets would reduce global warming more than giving up driving

I just ate a hot dog but it's okay because global warming is scam anyway.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2018 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

244 Sorry, but MLB misery scale still currently goes -

Indians
(Slight drop off)
Mariners
Nationals
Padres

I might consider Pirates in the next tier. Maybe Orioles given what their future currently looks like. Then in some order Tigers, Mets and...Brewers I'll say.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:42 PM (lufB/)

245 Dave Rubin talked to Eric Weinstein today.

https://youtu.be/tUl7-SvntQ4

They talk about how the old media is dying. Eric Weinstein explains what makes them intolerable. I usually don't link to super-long videos, but bookmark this if it is of interest.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2018 10:42 PM (rnAwa)

246 meat is a rolling moral catastrophe but abortion is not. I will never understand these people.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (PhT3S)

247 "SILAGE! WE DEMAND SILAGE!!!"
--

One of my many cousins tried to get me to eat some once. He even ate some to show me how good it was.

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (oYD2h)

248 you know the funny thing about one hit wonders is that the only decade to never post a one hit wonder, or even a hit was the 90s.

massive sucking black hole of music.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (MTjB1)

249 "a culture of image over substance, brand over function, and advertising above all."

Yes, ever since the arrival of mass communications. Certainly since the mass-circulation newspapers first emerged. Eighteenth century?

Despise it, but brand freshening works. Not always. But they've been doing it for centuries.

Posted by: gp at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (mk9aG)

250
For most Americans, cutting meat out of their diets would reduce global warming more than giving up driving

No, Third Worlders shouldn't eat meat. Too rich for their blood and it's cultural imperialism to force them off their historical diet of bugs and leaves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (LsBY9)

251 234 Cubs are going to blow the division lead. They can't hit crap. And it's the Pirates for cripes sake.
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad



Well if my Bucco's aren't going to the playoffs, lets destroy the hopes and dreams of other teams. Yay!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (YV7PK)

252 216 There is an independent shop about 45 min from me that last I looked was still in business. They were quoted in the paper as basicly saying franchising vs almost all the other stores being company owned was the difference.

Posted by: Bete says enough. at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (Ojki1)

253 I can hardly wait for 2021, when President Kerry or Biden or Booker or someone like that spends the year on another world apology tour
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (UFyv9)

Oh, puhleez! Kerry and Biden are old White guys. We in the Flaming Hemorrhoid Party do not want anyone of the White Patriarchy harshing our mellow. An Farticus is a mulatto. That is so 2008 and 2012. We've moved on.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (9BLnV)

254 Fiola is a known gop establishment

Posted by: CN at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (mlmZR)

No phone call to the police and the staff did not intervene and throw out the hecklers so....

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (imSgd)

255 Got dinner and ended up with more money than when I went in.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

256 Every time I watch I have the same reaction: "this is so stupid. I can't believe I used to watch this."

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:42 PM (OiC69)


Whenever I visit SiL, invariably she has the tube on and I can't wait to escape! Plus the savings keep me in pretty good quality beer!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (n9EOP)

257 240 I know this has already been beaten, but I need to say I think a part of me cried today when Bill Cosby was sentenced. He had faults and has buried two of his 5 children, one to murder and one this year waiting on an Organ Donation.
Posted by: Picric at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (nonGu)


You know, I always think that anyone facing a setback will come back in time ... but in reality, it's not true. The end of your life could easily be the worst time of your life.

Depressing thought.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (vnpiz)

258 I just ate a hot dog but it's okay because global warming is scam anyway.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2018 10:42 PM (+lVUW)


Plus it was probably tasty. So, win-win.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (y87Qq)

259
Cut the cord about a year ago. I'm on a work trip and decided to try to watch. It's. . . jarring.


It really is.

Network news, too.

Geared for a third-grade mentality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (oVJmc)

260 The Braves are safely into the playoffs.

That is all that matters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (slPke)

261 255 Got dinner and ended up with more money than when I went in.
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

Stealing tips is low, dude.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

262

iHeart radio has been running a commercial today for one hit wonder day. The song they play is Thin Lizzy's "The Boys Are Back In Town." One hit wonder??

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (IqV8l)

263 Grammie! Let me pour you a drink.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (9LOJs)

264 Puddle glum, the oft in the basement Brewers are going to overtake us if you're looking for an underdog to cheer on.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (lwiT4)

265 "this is so stupid. I can't believe I used to watch this."

A movie that aged VERY BADLY: Easy Rider.

What a piece of sh!t.

Posted by: gp at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (mk9aG)

266 Speaking as a one-time mostly-vegetarian...

Milady was saying, for dinner, we might re-heat some hamburger quesadillas, or we could have some chili (her home-made mmmgood) but already had that today.

Alternatively, she says, we have hot dogs. And bacon.

So I said, well, since you' mentioned it, bacon-wrapped hot dogs sounds good.

She says, yeah, does sound good. Except, she's never had nor made bacon-wrapped hot dogs before.

A few minutes of web-sleuthing and she had a baking recipe. Naturally, first time out of the gate, Milady makes the world's greatest bacon-wrapped hot dogs.

And we just finished 'em. How is it that bacon that's not crisp can taste so good‽ I yam a happy pappy.

"Are these vegetarian burgers made from real vegetarians?"

Posted by: mindful webworks - lip-smackin at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (5LFjM)

267 261. Insomniac attorney status - confirmed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (fA1SL)

268 so, who knows where I might be able to lay my hands on some red mercury, a zero point energy source, an ultra light, one fake mustache, and 1000 blank credit cards in a hurry?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (MTjB1)

269 First, animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price

Yeah, think of the meat offsets you're gaining at your buther shops for every baby you part out!

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (C78No)

270 No, Third Worlders shouldn't eat meat. Too rich for their blood and it's cultural imperialism to force them off their historical diet of bugs and leaves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (LsBY9)

Don't overlook nutritious tree bark soup with a grass/weed salad!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (n9EOP)

271 261 255 Got dinner and ended up with more money than when I went in.
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

Stealing tips is low, dude.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

---------

Social justice, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (CPfoe)

272 by the way, a pox on whoever mentioned "Brandy."
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM


Your life, your love, and your lady is the sea, eh?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (DMUuz)

273 If the Pirates are doing well, it must mean mom is celebrating dad getting to heaven with her.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (PhT3S)

274 After that would be the teams too new to really have a "drought" but who have little success, the Rays and Rockies.

No other team has much of a right to gripe IMO. I guess the Twins, Reds and Jays are starting to build a bit of a drought. 30 years since the Dodgers have won but no fucking way does that bloated payroll deserve empathy. Oh, maybe the Rangers because of how badly they choked in 2011.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (lufB/)

275 124 was there a supermoon scheduled for tonight?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (MTjB1)

So, I read that as "supermom," and while I was willing to step up, I don't think you really need one of those here.

In fact, I'm willing to bet you don't even tell your mom you read this blog.

So, no supermom. At least until your clothes hamper starts smelling bad or green gunk oozes out from between your toes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (NXsWM)

276 260 The Braves are safely into the playoffs.

That is all that matters.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (slPke)


Jane Fonda is probably thrilled. Unless she was rooting for the Reds, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (vnpiz)

277
Astros win 4-1 for their 100th win. Magic number is now 1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (LsBY9)

278 263 Grammie! Let me pour you a drink.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (9LOJs)


I'm going to need more than one. Gee whiz swing the bat.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (lwiT4)

279 one hit wonder



https://youtu.be/8qrriKcwvlY

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (MTjB1)

280 Ford Fracas. At your Ford dealer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


That's the V-6 version of the Folderol, right?

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (P1f+c)

281 222 That new Acura commercial would be the perfect "Paint it Black" venue
so we get "like a Rainbow"

At least we got Motorhead for the other Acura commercial!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (VyJuA)

282 Found the below at Quora and decided to share it.

I DO NOT AGREE WITH IT, but I thought people here would find it interesting (or, enraging).

*****
Why is it more acceptable to be a communist than a Nazi?

Alec Cawley
Answered Sep 9

Communists wanted to make things better for everybody. Their method of doing so was based on false premises and was unworkable. And some of them - definitely not all - adopted appalling methods on the basis that the end justifies the means. And the structure and rhetoric of Communism was co-opted by some very nasty dictators. But behind Communism there was, and is in those still proposing real communism (which excludes North Korea) a benevolent intent.

Whereas Nazism was always a selfish philosophy. Build up the chosen race, enslave lesser races, exterminate Jews and other wrong types. There was never anything benevolent about Nazi philosophy. It was a straightforward attempt to dominate the world, to the detriment of the dominated people.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (feaxc)

283 A movie that aged VERY BADLY: Easy Rider.



What a piece of sh!t.



Posted by: gp at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (mk9aG)


The panheads were the stars of the movie.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (9Om/r)

284 First, animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price for a tender medallion of food.
-------------

Yeah, well, look loser, you're next.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat, chowing down at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (xSo9G)

285 There's a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes
And there's a girl in this harbor town
And she works layin' whiskey down
They say, Brandy, fetch another round
She serves them whiskey and wine
The sailors say: "Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea"
Brandy wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the North of Spain
A locket that bears the name
Of the man that Brandy loved

Posted by: Dreg in Seattle at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (Y7N05)

286 At least we got Motorhead for the other Acura commercial!



Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (VyJuA)


Oh hell yeah

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (9Om/r)

287 229 225. Parent company - Tandy Corporation - is still around. There's a Tandy Shop not more than a few miles from me. Good source for leather and leatherworking supplies. In fact, they only went into electronics rather late.
------------
Are you serious? That is some time machine shit right there. We had a Tandy store (with leather kits which I dutifully assembled as a lad) long before the Shack, same mall had a Heathkit, and later a Radio Shack.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (Wf0lW)

288 I should have known it was a full moon. Everyone was on edge at work and it was just generally a weird shitty day.

Posted by: Gem at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (XoAz8)

289 >
I'm going to need more than one. Gee whiz swing the bat.
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (lwiT4)



Have faith dear.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (9LOJs)

290 268. Heh. Knew - through people who knew people - a 'developer' whose yuuge commercial real estate project ran outta $$. He went and visited a lender of last resort, if ya dig. Project fell through. His family and friends miss him terribly, and hope he will be found soon, safe and well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (fA1SL)

291 Hot child in the city!
Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (feaxc)

292 261 255 Got dinner and ended up with more money than when I went in.
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

Stealing tips is low, dude.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)


Placed an order at a fast food joint. Sat around until I noticed that everyone who came in after me had gotten their order. Apparently, they made the order, put it aside, and forgot to bag it, though they did check it off as having been filled.

Once they realized they screwed up, they whipped up a fresh order. Instead of reversing charges on my card they rounded up and gave me the cash.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (itfg0)

293 Dear NoDak, Indiana, Montana, Missouri, and a few other states,

Your incumbent Senator can't come home to campaign this weekend because they are trying to figure out if due process is more important than a pussy-hat wearing mob's demands. We trust you understand what a difficult decision that must be.

Regards,

Mitch

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (dYtYK)

294 so full moon means a bad night for the raccoons.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)

295
A movie that aged VERY BADLY: Easy Rider.

I love movies with happy endings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (LsBY9)

296 Don't overlook nutritious tree bark soup with a grass/weed salad!

Are you going to eat your bowl?

Posted by: North Koreans Think You're Being Serious at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (C78No)

297 265 "this is so stupid. I can't believe I used to watch this."

A movie that aged VERY BADLY: Easy Rider.

What a piece of sh!t.
Posted by: gp at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (mk9aG)


There were a number of very dark movies from 1969. Off the top of my head, there was also "Midnight Cowboy" and "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" I think there were more that I can't remember.

Maybe that could be a topic for the Movie Thread.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (sdi6R)

298 One of the greatest one-hit wonders of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

Word.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (uDclo)

299 Communists wanted to make things better for everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (feaxc)


The Nazis wanted to make things better for Germans.

Also, the Communists wanted to make things better for ... the Communists in charge. Everybody else ... not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (vnpiz)

300 so, who knows where I might be able to lay my hands
on some red mercury, a zero point energy source, an ultra light, one
fake mustache, and 1000 blank credit cards in a hurry?
Posted by: yankeefifth
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So, Y5th, you got a thing you have to take care of?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (9rIkM)

301
What a piece of sh!t.

Heh. Give 'Dirty Mary Crazy Larry' a go. It answers the question, "Just how bad a movie can Peter Fonda make?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat, chowing down at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (xSo9G)

302 Heeey, we gotta go!

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (uDclo)

303 Posted by: North Koreans Think You're Being Serious at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (C78No)

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LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (CPfoe)

304 255 Got dinner and ended up with more money than when I went in.
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

Pimpin' Ain't Easy.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (k2d6x)

305 same mall had a Heathkit, and later a Radio Shack.
------
There was a 3rd electronics chain that I can't recall- sold kits and radio gear too-

Hammer? Anyone? I think it started with an "L" but I've lost that braincell...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (Wf0lW)

306 260 The Braves are safely into the playoffs.

That is all that matters.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (slPke)

In this house, the end of the National Anthem goes:

"the land of the free,
and the home,
of the Brewers.

PLAY BALL!!"

We don't need to stinking Braves.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (NXsWM)

307 "animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price"

A heavy cost. I pay it gladly.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (y87Qq)

308 In the MLB playoffs, I usually root for the team that has either never won a WS or hasn't won it since the advent of color TV. I would root for the Pirates but......you know.

One hit wonder talk. I was in the rabbit hole of Youtube videos one day when I found a song I hadn't heard in decades. "Life in a Northern Town", by Dream Academy. Its a sad yet lovely little tune.

https://youtu.be/5UXnulANF8g

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (YV7PK)

309 You wanna talk one-hit wonders? I gotcher one-hit wonder right here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-xRMw0NyW0

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (feaxc)

310 Your life, your love, and your lady is the sea, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (DMUuz)
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Eh, it's all good. Currently listening to Buffalo Springfield, "For What It's Worth."

https://tinyurl.com/alfufko

There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (WEBkv)

311 Teams with a negative misery rating:

Yankees. Permanently.
Cardinals
Red Sox
Giants
Braves
Marlins. Permanently. Fuck them with a flaming pineapple.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (lufB/)

312
Have faith dear.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (9LOJs)



I'm using it all up on Kavanaugh.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (lwiT4)

313 So, Y5th, you got a thing you have to take care of?
Posted by: Tonypete at S




lol. got the assignment a month ago and forgot about it. there is only one way to get it done on time now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)

314 No love for Ah, Leah, Y5?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (e9G8E)

315 Deplorable Jay, no argument here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (feaxc)

316 Princess, is there anything I can make for the MoMee?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (9LOJs)

317 Teams with a negative misery rating:

Yankees. Permanently.
Cardinals
Red Sox
Giants
Braves
Marlins. Permanently. Fuck them with a flaming pineapple.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at S




wouldn't negative misery rating mean they have no misery?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)

318 273 If the Pirates are doing well, it must mean mom is celebrating dad getting to heaven with her.
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (PhT3S)


My dad was a HUGE Pirates fan. When he was young, he actually met Honus Wagner.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

319 305 same mall had a Heathkit, and later a Radio Shack.
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There was a 3rd electronics chain that I can't recall- sold kits and radio gear too-

Hammer? Anyone? I think it started with an "L" but I've lost that braincell...
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Lafeyette.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (Wf0lW)

320 I hate Error 500. I follow the rules helpfully set out by Mindful works, I do not Troll, nor feed Drooling Trolls. I have tried resetting ISO, make sure accept cookies is on, switch platforms and other tweaks that sometimes works and sometimes not. Help? I normally post as I am Gracchus and am trying an an alternate name and email in vague hope that I defeat the Ogre Error 500.
Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM


You are posting from an iOS device that has "Smart Punctuation" on. Turn it off in General > Settings > Keyboards

Posted by: Chuck C at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (YTxkQ)

321 There was a 3rd electronics chain that I can't recall- sold kits and radio gear too-

Hammer? Anyone? I think it started with an "L" but I've lost that braincell...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (Wf0lW)


Lafayette Radio Electronics.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (y87Qq)

322 ...same mall had a Heathkit...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (Wf0lW)


Heathkit is trying to make a comeback. http://heathkit.com

Posted by: Bert G at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (OMsf+)

323 Apologies again, everyone,
Hurts so much
Hurts so very, very much
I will do my best to NOT spill this on any threads over the next few days
Again I apologize.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (l9m7l)

324 Grammie, I can't even watch it anymore. I'm so disgusted.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM (9LOJs)

325 Maybe that could be a topic for the Movie Thread.

Posted by: rickl
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Straw Dogs

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat, chowing down at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM (xSo9G)

326 No love for Ah, Leah, Y5?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at S



works for me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM (MTjB1)

327 322 ...same mall had a Heathkit...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (Wf0lW)

Heathkit is trying to make a comeback. http://heathkit.com

Posted by: Bert G at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (OMsf+)


In grad school I couldn't afford a stereo, so I built a Heathkit.

It was actually kind of fun.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM (vnpiz)

328 "But behind Communism there was, and is in those still proposing real communism (which excludes North Korea) a benevolent intent."

What a load. The Marxist Theory never met a reality it didn't destroy.

In Communism there's about 10% with benevolent intent amongst themselves with concomitant malevolent intent towards the remaining 90%. It's tyranny by design papered over by the musings of academics with little to no understanding of economics.

It's amazing how often history repeats and repeats so badly.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM (6eEQ+)

329 There was a 3rd electronics chain that I can't recall- sold kits and radio gear too-

Hammer? Anyone? I think it started with an "L" but I've lost that braincell...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (Wf0lW)

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Liuski, maybe? They were a thing for a while.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM (I16G8)

330 I'm off for a nap, be well all.

Tomato soup w/ cheese has put me into a sleep coma. Be well you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (yJ1e6)

331 a bad night for the raccoons.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)

Night vision scope on your 10-22?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (wYseH)

332 Test

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (7NetD)

333 Negative misery means they've succeeded at enough of a level that it takes years and years of futility to even get them ranked with the other teams.

With a special permanent place for the Marlins because seriously just fuck them.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (lufB/)

334 Heathkit is trying to make a comeback. http://heathkit.com

Posted by: Bert G
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For the 3rd time? 4th time?

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat, chowing down at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (xSo9G)

335 Does anyone else besides me remember VideoConcepts?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (feaxc)

336 291 Hot child in the city!
Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (feaxc)


Is it a Dominica city?

Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (itfg0)

337 I dropped a Benjamin for the Go Fund Me MSM investigation. Could be fun, hey.
Plus, I promised my sweetie that I'd would skip buying ammo this week (M-Su).

Posted by: Long Running Fool at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (/tHwP)

338 It was a straightforward attempt to dominate the world, to the detriment of the dominated people
***

International Socialism claims that if you get rid of the wrong thinking people, you can have your utopia. German National Socialism claimed that if you get rid of the wrong genetics people you can have your utopia.
They both seem equally awful, but as of 2018 the worst NAZIs can muster is street crime, whereas international socialists rule countries and can do butcher people to this day.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (+DkQm)

339 Funny summary of Trump's speech to the UN:

https://tinyurl.com/ych6ceom

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (TM5Iv)

340 'there is only one way to get it done on time now.'

Sleep with the boss?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (UFLLM)

341 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (l9m7l)


Don't be apologetic. We're the horde. We care about you.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (lwiT4)

342 and is in those still proposing real communism (which excludes North Korea) a benevolent intent."

Oh. REAL Communism. Not that fake shit we've seen for the last century.

To get that we have to have Sasquatch in charge, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (vnpiz)

343 Night vision scope on your 10-22?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at S




lol, I would like that. Whenever there is a full moon around here the roads are littered with raccoon carcasses in the morning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

344 https://tinyurl.com/yd5knwgu

Another one hit wonder.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (PhT3S)

345 Test
Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (7NetD)

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Nope. Still nothing.

Try calibrating your harmonic rheafier.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (CPfoe)

346 Game of Thrones soundtrack, Light of the Seven

https://youtu.be/pS-gbqbVd8c

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (rnAwa)

347 Beckoning, I'm not privy to what happened, and if you don't want it known, I get it. But if you want to talk, I'm here. Email, text, phone. Say the word.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (9LOJs)

348 massive sucking black hole of music.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (MTjB1)

Word.

Posted by: Miley syrus at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (uDclo)

349 BeckoningChasm: "Apologies again, everyone..."

No need. Not to be trite, but hang in there.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (6eEQ+)

350 Matt Carpenter has just been ejected.

So sad, too bad.

Buh Bye.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (NXsWM)

351 318
My dad was a HUGE Pirates fan. When he was young, he actually met Honus Wagner.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (TdMsT)


Wow!

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (sdi6R)

352 Princess, is there anything I can make for the MoMee?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (9LOJs)


Right now we have enough stuff - just need people to say whether they plan to stop by or not.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (y87Qq)

353 Heathkit is trying to make a comeback. http://heathkit.com
-----------------
In 1985, there was nothing more that I wanted than that damn little robot of theirs.

OK, that and to touch a boob, but in today's environment I may have admitted too much already.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (Wf0lW)

354 Alec Cawley
Answered Sep 9

Communists wanted to make things better for everybody. Their method of doing so was based on false premises and was unworkable. And some of them - definitely not all - adopted appalling methods on the basis that the end justifies the means. And the structure and rhetoric of Communism was co-opted by some very nasty dictators. But behind Communism there was, and is in those still proposing real communism (which excludes North Korea) a benevolent intent.

Whereas Nazism was always a selfish philosophy. Build up the chosen race, enslave lesser races, exterminate Jews and other wrong types. There was never anything benevolent about Nazi philosophy. It was a straightforward attempt to dominate the world, to the detriment of the dominated people.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (feaxc)

===

So Qoura is written by third-graders?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (EZebt)

355 It's a test

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (Ss+Em)

356 Fuck

Need more gauze and ball bearings

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (7NetD)

357 I will do my best to NOT spill this on any threads over the next few days
Again I apologize.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (l9m7l)


Amazing as it is, you cannot find another blog where you can share your pain with decent people that will give a damn about you.

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (n9EOP)

358 Damned fine moonrise tonight, and beautiful in a clear, cool sky.

Pic: https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycxkvb2v

Better to run outside and take a peek, though.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (xSo9G)

359
My dad was a HUGE Pirates fan. When he was young, he actually met Honus Wagner.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (TdMsT)


Heh, so was mom. I still have her Pirates had from a home game they saw in '92.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (PhT3S)

360 An example would be, the Yankees somehow tank and spend the next 10 years under .500. Would you have any pity for their fans? Doubtful, since they still have 27 championships. To get them into Indians/Nats/Mariners territory would take an astonishing run of bad play. Which is unlikely because since 1920 they've never had a single decade where a majority of their teams weren't over .500.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (lufB/)

361 > Hammer? Anyone? I think it started with an "L" but I've lost that braincell...

Yeah, Lafayette, as others said.

Burnstein-Applebee was another one that sold both kits/electronic parts and assembled electronics gear.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (TM5Iv)

362 Maybe that could be a topic for the Movie Thread.

Posted by: rickl
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Straw Dogs


Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat, chowing down at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM


Straw Dogs was 1971, I think... and Peckinpah.

Posted by: otho at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (LkFnL)

363 Good night, Farmer.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:59 PM (y87Qq)

364 The dominant Anerican Media, print, tv and internet, are owned or dominated by Globalist Oligarch Scum (GOC) but sure, nothing to see here. Slim and Soros control the New York Slimes, Bezos the WP, and the list continues for anyone giving enough of a dog turd spleef to explore. But sure, the GOC has our best interest at heart. And they own all the Fascist Democrat traitors lock stock and barrel, and enough Rhino pubics like Flaky Flake, Corkie, and the two Skanks from northern states to be be frightening.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:59 PM (6cpKd)

365 Fuck



Need more gauze and ball bearings

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (7NetD)


I built a ton of shit in my life, but never did I need those 2 things together. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:59 PM (9Om/r)

366 you know what we do have lots of is coyotes. this morning around 5 am there was a pack of coyotes yelping and howling right in front of our apartment. guessing they got someones kitty.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

367 What Kav is only accused of, Kimmel actually did. On film. For money.

Lowlife.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 10:59 PM (Ndje9)

368 To get them into Indians/Nats/Mariners territory would take an astonishing run of bad play.

I noticed you didn't include any AAA teams, such as the Padres.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:59 PM (vnpiz)

369 Plus it was probably tasty. So, win-win.
Posted by: hogmartin


I love hot dogs. I try not to think about what they're grinding up and putting in there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

370 Whenever there is a full moon around here the roads are littered with raccoon carcasses in the morning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

There is a Youtube video of a guy shooting coyotes at night with a $6k night vision scope. It is awesome.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (wYseH)

371 Well GOS. Love my typos.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (6cpKd)

372 "But behind Communism there was, and is in those still proposing real communism (which excludes North Korea) a benevolent intent. "

Don't know whether to laugh or cry. There is a human being behind that sentence, but it has no humanity.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (dYtYK)

373 Another problem is that German National Socialism wasn't the only type of National Socialism...
Italian fascism was founded by a socialist. He disagreed with his peers over one could be a socialist and a nationalist.

Now, nationalism is of some importance...but the two ideologies come from the same fundamental beliefs.Mussolini, Lenin, and Occasional Cortex have more in common then the disagree on.

And frankly most American socialists have some element of nationalism in them anyway - try asking Cortex what percentage of the American budget should be sent overseas.




Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 11:01 PM (+DkQm)

374 Padres still have two pennants, something the Mariners and Nats can't claim.

But yeah that's not a pretty outlook for the Friars. And that Hosmer contract....yikes.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:01 PM (lufB/)

375 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (vnpiz)

Fear not, once we get real undiluted Marxist communism in the USA, run by gender studies majors from the Ivy League universities, we'll finally have utopia!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:01 PM (n9EOP)

376 Fear not, once we get real undiluted Marxist communism in the USA, run by gender studies majors from the Ivy League universities, we'll finally have utopia!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:01 PM (n9EOP)


Can't wait - finally, REAL Communism!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 11:02 PM (vnpiz)

377 371 Well GOS. Love my typos.
Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (6cpKd)


Are you using an iPad? I had to go into my settings and turn off smart punctuation.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 11:02 PM (lwiT4)

378 Damned fine moonrise tonight,
--
full overcast here; 100% cloud cover, can't see a thing

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 11:02 PM (oYD2h)

379
I was really, really hoping Scotland would vote for independence from England.
Then we could have the perfect "no true Scotsman" fallacy as they tried to implement their hard left socialist ideas and failed.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 11:02 PM (+DkQm)

380 one hit wonder.
Posted by: Infidel at S




was this what you were suggesting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA



that was a wonder

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:02 PM (MTjB1)

381 I just want the Brewers to get the chance this year. Bob Uecker isn't getting any younger, and his time is probably limited.

We've been rebuilding since, um, 1978?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 11:02 PM (NXsWM)

382 Heh, so was mom. I still have her Pirates had from a home game they saw in '92.
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (PhT3S)


I assumed you meant "hat," but--cool!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 25, 2018 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

383 I love hot dogs. I try not to think about what they're grinding up and putting in there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

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This is ky method. Been eating them for decades, and I'm still here. I have them 2-3 times a week because they are so easy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 11:03 PM (I16G8)

384 Network news, too.

Geared for a third-grade mentality.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Which is about 6 years more mature than the "protesters" having their 2 year old brat temper tantrums.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2018 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

385 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (TM5Iv)

Allied Radio - mail order catalog was a thing once!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:03 PM (n9EOP)

386 Come on Cardinals. Help a girl out.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 11:04 PM (lwiT4)

387 was the word up group originally called the timex social club? until timex dropped a lawyer bomb on them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)

388 Radio Shack bought Allied Radio. Allied Radio was the source of Knight-Kits.

Sez the 'net.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:04 PM (CDGwz)

389 > Fear not, once we get real undiluted Marxist communism in the USA, run by gender studies majors from the Ivy League universities, we'll finally have utopia!

I was in academia for quite some time Those people can't run a faculty meeting, much less an actual country.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 11:04 PM (TM5Iv)

390 Tcn: Since 1982. Harvey's Wallbangers were the shit.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (lufB/)

391
Burnstein-Applebee was another one that sold both kits/electronic parts and assembled electronics gear.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


And Olson

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (IqV8l)

392 Indeed, I hate largely unaccountable corporations, but sure I want largest most powerful corporation, the Deep State USA and wanker Democrats, and their Globalist Scum Oligarch masters to have more controls over my life. Signed a dumbshit democrat voter.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (6cpKd)

393 Try calibrating your harmonic rheafier.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (CPfoe)

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Nah, sounds like a problem with the sinusoidal repleneration.

Technical discussion here:

https://tinyurl.com/m587vqp

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (WEBkv)

394 FWIW, I visited the Heath factory in Benton Harbor, while it was still alive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (CDGwz)

395 I'd be fine with the Brewers winning the WS. I'll even buy some Miller Lite and brats to celebrate.

I might do it anyway. That sounds good.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (YV7PK)

396 Yes LadyL. HAT. geez.


Y5, thought that's what I picked.


I must be retarded tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (PhT3S)

397 370 Whenever there is a full moon around here the roads are littered with raccoon carcasses in the morning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

There is a Youtube video of a guy shooting coyotes at night with a $6k night vision scope. It is awesome.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (wYseH)


My guess? Single, very single.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (Ss+Em)

398 Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 11:03 PM (I16G

I always worry when I read the ingredients list and it only says "meat" and preservatives"!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (n9EOP)

399 Allied Radio - mail order catalog was a thing once!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:03 PM (n9EOP)

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Hmm. Sounds like something someone could make some money at.

Posted by: Eddie Lampert at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (CPfoe)

400 Whoo.

Time to pull Kneibel.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (NXsWM)

401 Put the coffee powder back in the cup Earl..

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (7NetD)

402

The Acme kits were always the best...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (UFLLM)

403 I'm beginning to suspect that some here are lying about being 29.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (CDGwz)

404 The Padres have gone 1-8 in the World Series.

Winning pitcher in their sole win was Andy Hawkins. Kurt Bevacqua(!), of Tommy Lasorda rant fame, was the hero with a 3 run homer.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:07 PM (lufB/)

405 Put the coffee powder back in the cup Earl..
Posted by: Yo !
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Yeah, dark comedy, for sure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:07 PM (CDGwz)

406 > Hmm. Sounds like something someone could make some money at.


After a long hiatus, there are a bunch of companies selling actual electronics kits once again. Gives me some hope for the younger generation.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (TM5Iv)

407 I normally think of one-hit wonders as being 60s songs, but a more recent example is "Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star. It's beautiful and haunting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (sdi6R)

408 This blasted Heath!

Posted by: zombie Shakespeare trying to get his stereo preamp to work at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (Q8UMi)

409 FWIW, I visited the Heath factory in Benton Harbor, while it was still alive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (CDGwz)


Aw, you should've stopped by. I'd have put out some cheese and crackers.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (y87Qq)

410 Lasorda's fantastic Bevacqua rant:

https://youtu.be/fzjWQF1oP2M

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (lufB/)

411
One hit wonder talk. I was in the rabbit hole of Youtube videos one day when I found a song I hadn't heard in decades. "Life in a Northern Town", by Dream Academy. Its a sad yet lovely little tune.


Among the northern towns in the video is Aliquippa, PA at 1:49-1:51. My former FiL worked there at Jones and Laughlin Steel.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (pNxlR)

412 *Looks outside*

Hmmmm.

Think I'll go "Dancin' in the Moonlight"

Posted by: Tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (uDclo)

413 I was in academia for quite some time Those people can't run a faculty meeting, much less an actual country.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Neighbor getting Masters degree: Of course Socialism can work

Refugee: Terry over there is a Licensed Dietician. How's about we put her in charge of grocery shopping for the neighborhood?

Neighbor getting Masters degree: But she doesn't know what I like to eat

Refugee: Then I guess you can eat some irony

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 11:09 PM (dYtYK)

414 Gauze an ball bearings is from what movie

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 11:09 PM (7NetD)

415 I always worry when I read the ingredients list and it only says "meat" and preservatives"!
Posted by: Hrothgar
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I had a can which said "Keeps up to six weeks after opening."

I mean, even the bacteria didn't want to eat it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:09 PM (CDGwz)

416 ?

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 11:10 PM (7NetD)

417 I always worry when I read the ingredients list and it only says "meat" and preservatives"!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (n9EOP)

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I'm still here and relatively healthy after eating thousands of them. At 55, not too worried anymore.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 11:10 PM (I16G8)

418 Technical discussion here:

https://tinyurl.com/m587vqp

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (WEBkv)


I think I pulled a muscle laughing at that!
Thanks for posting!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:10 PM (n9EOP)

419 Fuckin useless D-Backs cant even help get the Dodgers out of the playoffs.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (lufB/)

420 I normally think of one-hit wonders as being 60s songs, but a more recent example is "Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star. It's beautiful and haunting.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (sdi6R)


I love that song. Lovely 3/4 time. And it's only four open chords!

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (y87Qq)

421 Braves will be very good for the near future. The Bats really blew their opportunity the last few years.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (k2d6x)

422 Adam Corolla is not from the south. So he doesn't say "Bless his heart..." when Jimmy Kimmel is mentioned.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (rnAwa)

423 Tonight's Genius Award Winner and Feel Good Story are a Tale of Two Florida Men.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (Ldr3U)

424 I'm beginning to suspect that some here are lying about being 29.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (CDGwz)

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Feh!

23 Skidooo with you, kiddo!

Posted by: Eddie Lampert at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (CPfoe)

425 Some activist group projected on the front of the courthouse where Kavanaugh works, "Brett Kavanaugh is a sexual predator."

These people need to be seriously dealt with.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (//voU)

426 369 I worked a couple summers in a meat packaging plat in college. Hot dogs aren't as bad as you might fear, but aren't as good as you hope either.

Posted by: Bete says enough. at September 25, 2018 11:12 PM (Ojki1)

427 Off, Sears destroyer sock

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 11:12 PM (CPfoe)

428 I'd watch baseball if Lasorda and Uecker will still around.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 11:12 PM (PhT3S)

429 424 I'm beginning to suspect that some here are lying about being 29.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (CDGwz)

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I'm quite sure a lot of us are only 29...if you divide by 2 or 3...

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 11:13 PM (WEBkv)

430 Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star. It's beautiful and haunting.
======

Reminds me of a good time in my life.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 25, 2018 11:13 PM (//voU)

431 410 Lasorda's fantastic Bevacqua rant:

https://youtu.be/fzjWQF1oP2M
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (lufB/)

That just about ruined me!

I truly miss the old guard from the '70s.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 11:13 PM (NXsWM)

432 Vegans are stupid virtue signaling twatwaffles. I will never feel bad for eating meat. Yummy Yummy meat. All kinds o meat.


***with few exceptions for pets and people.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 25, 2018 11:13 PM (0OmEj)

433 I was in academia for quite some time Those people can't run a faculty meeting, much less an actual country.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (vnpiz)

434 Aw, you should've stopped by. I'd have put out some cheese and crackers.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Well, that was probably (?) 1978, so it was in a former life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (CDGwz)

435 I think I pulled a muscle laughing at that!
Thanks for posting!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:10 PM (n9EOP)
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You're welcome.

One of my favorite videos. It is a hoot.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (WEBkv)

436 I always worry when I read the ingredients list and it only says "meat" and preservatives"!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (n9EOP)


Preservatives really should come first on the list.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (y87Qq)

437 411
One hit wonder talk. I was in the rabbit hole of Youtube videos one day when I found a song I hadn't heard in decades. "Life in a Northern Town", by Dream Academy. Its a sad yet lovely little tune.

Among the northern towns in the video is Aliquippa, PA at 1:49-1:51. My former FiL worked there at Jones and Laughlin Steel.



I grew up in New Castle PA, not too far from Aliquippa. 40 miles maybe. My Dad worked in a Steel mill for about 25 years till it shut down in 92.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (YV7PK)

438 430 Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star. It's beautiful and haunting.
======

Reminds me of a good time in my life.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 25, 2018 11:13 PM (//voU)

You had a good time in your life? What's that like?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (NWiLs)

439 I would have crazy sex with Molly Hemmingway. Not that she is asking. But I'm down.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (9LOJs)

440 Nats had an incredible accumulation of talent that somehow never coalesced into a truly great team. Sort of like the 90's Mariners.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (lufB/)

441



https://youtu.be/X8oF7QGPF4E

bunch of girls from park tudor up to no good in southern fl.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)

442 412 *Looks outside*

Hmmmm.

Think I'll go "Dancin' in the Moonlight"
Posted by: Tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (uDclo)


That's a good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMc8naeeSS8

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (sdi6R)

443 "Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star.
***

Hope Sandoval had a great voice and the band had a real different sort of sound. I really thought they were going places...but IIRC they broke up shortly after they made it to the radio and individually they were not successful...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (+DkQm)

444 23 Skidooo with you, kiddo!

Posted by: Eddie Lampert at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (CPfoe)


Cat's Pajamas my good man

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (n9EOP)

445 Blake, over the years, I've copied some large chunks of the text from the Turbo Encabulator vid and inserted it into Functional Spec Documents.

No one has ever called me out on it during the doc reviews and signoffs.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (9rIkM)

446 413 at 909. I am married to an Academic who I adore. She is brilliant, highly accomplished,
and a hard worker who cares about her students, but completely suspends her professional and personal ethics when it comes to politics. I push back as hard as I can without destroying the relationship, but damn it is scary that smart accomplished people of good will are so willingly brainwashed. So goes the USA to fascism.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (6cpKd)

447 Well if my Bucco's aren't going to the playoffs, lets destroy the hopes and dreams of other teams. Yay!!

That used to be the Phillies' role-- get eliminated from the postseason and then start torpedoing the Mets, Barves, Nats, etc.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (3C9q2)

448
I was in academia for quite some time Those people can't run a faculty meeting, much less an actual country.

***
Generally they get quickly replaced by the rougher sort that they helped produce...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (+DkQm)

449 428 I'd watch baseball if Lasorda and Uecker will still around.
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 11:12 PM (PhT3S)

Uecker is still in the booth, after all these years. And just as awesome. I pay for streaming the radio just so I can listen to him announce the game.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (NXsWM)

450

*ponders 'Bringing Home the Bacon', Procol Harum*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (xSo9G)

451 Well, that was probably (?) 1978, so it was in a former life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (CDGwz)


You'd have been waiting a while, yeah. It's good cheese, but not that good.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (y87Qq)

452 Why is it more acceptable to be a communist than a Nazi?

Because 20% of university professors need a helicopter ride.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (rnAwa)

453 422 Adam Corolla is not from the south. So he doesn't say "Bless his heart..." when Jimmy Kimmel is mentioned.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (rnAwa)

He would love how you spelled his name.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 11:17 PM (2DOZq)

454 Because 20% 80% of university professors need a helicopter ride.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (rnAwa)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 11:17 PM (vnpiz)

455 mike pence's favorite one hit wonder



https://youtu.be/HWZisnZ-RGE

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:18 PM (MTjB1)

456 Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (9rIkM)

SO, you're the guy that drove my design team to drink!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:18 PM (n9EOP)

457 loathsome one hit wonder



https://youtu.be/iFcuN2zI3u0

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:19 PM (MTjB1)

458 445 Blake, over the years, I've copied some large chunks of the text from the Turbo Encabulator vid and inserted it into Functional Spec Documents.

No one has ever called me out on it during the doc reviews and signoffs.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (9rIkM)


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Made me laugh and it doesn't surprise me, at all.

Though, I'm quite sure you've been given pause at all the heads nodding sagely over your spec sheet.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 11:19 PM (WEBkv)

459 I thought Nazis were Communists and Communists were Nazis? Like a difference that does not matter.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 25, 2018 11:19 PM (0OmEj)

460 blasey one hit wonder



https://youtu.be/dIDt6hmd2UA

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:20 PM (MTjB1)

461 https://tinyurl.com/yawvjtyh

don't let this happen.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 11:21 PM (PhT3S)

462 Been good to laugh this evening, thanks all for the break from wall-to-wall twatwaffelery that is the democrat/media complex.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 11:22 PM (WEBkv)

463 I thought Nazis were Communists and Communists were Nazis? Like a difference that does not matter.


Like BLM and the KKK.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 25, 2018 11:22 PM (0OmEj)

464 Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 11:21 PM (PhT3S)

A sad song, very sad!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:22 PM (n9EOP)

465 Physical Removal
https://youtu.be/hedkBm3Ud3Q
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (fA1SL)

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I, um, enjoyed that.
I denounce myself.


Posted by: Lurker What Denounces Xiself at September 25, 2018 11:22 PM (MouFt)

466 460. Nope. One wanted international socialism. The other wanted national socialism. A distinction with something of a difference.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 11:23 PM (jI4A3)

467 aw hell get your own



http://www.vh1.com/news/1243/100-greatest-one-hit-wonders-of-the-80s/


Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:23 PM (MTjB1)

468 Thinking of one-hit wonders, "Vehicle" was a huge hit when I was a kid. It was one of the earliest songs I remember hearing on the radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiLaNEFyCiM

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 11:23 PM (sdi6R)

469 455
mike pence's favorite one hit wonder


https://youtu.be/HWZisnZ-RGE

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:18 PM


Denounce yourself, Y5!


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 11:23 PM (e9G8E)

470 Oh... we're talking rants tonight?

leeelia.com

Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 11:23 PM (Cssks)

471 Denounce yourself, Y5!


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at S




you mean there are people here who have not denounced themselves?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:25 PM (MTjB1)

472 If I had a magic wand to make all useful idiot academics, including my beautiful and much loved wife would be vaporized. I am resorting to shivving her tires this first first Tuesday in November and every two years therafter.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 11:25 PM (6cpKd)

473 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

I'm late to the thread here but please know I'm another hordeling that cares about you and your loss. The AoSHQ really is an exceptional place. Feel free to continue to vent when you need to; the pain of a deep wound doesn't stop overnight.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:25 PM (3C9q2)

474 Lee Elia's is definitely in the running for best MLB rant. Lasorda has two great ones, the one I posted and one about Dave Kingman. Who was the Reds manager that had a great meltdown in his office?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:26 PM (lufB/)

475 Don't Worry, Be Happy


That is probably the one hit wonder that is to the horde like a crucifix is to a vampire .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 11:26 PM (2DOZq)

476 Why is it more acceptable to be a communist than a Nazi?




because stupid people do not realize the nazis were socialists.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:26 PM (MTjB1)

477 If non mamager rants count, George Brett storming off the bench after the Pine Tar HR is always a fun watch.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:27 PM (lufB/)

478 Hillary Clinton should be dealing with a parade of people who say that her husband exposed himself to a woman as a grown-ass man and Governor of Arkansas (one does not necessarily follow from the other), proving himself wholly unfit under the Kavanaugh standard. More: he is obviously an unrepentant rapist and should be divorced immediately.

She will not, because I am absolutely confident Bill has already ordered one of her own guards to blow her brains out if she ever starts making a move to split his empire. His men are fanatically loyal: her guards, not so much.

Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 11:27 PM (Mgabo)

479 473 If I had a magic wand to make all useful idiot academics, including my beautiful and much loved wife would be vaporized.

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You go, dude.

Posted by: Robert Blake at September 25, 2018 11:27 PM (CPfoe)

480 That's a good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMc8naeeSS8
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (sdi6R)

Thanks for posting the link, rickl. I couldn't get it to work.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:27 PM (zbbA4)

481 refound this one hit wonder not too long ago. have to admit I like it.



https://youtu.be/m1pt5pXFjUE

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

482 I'm still here and relatively healthy after eating thousands of them. At 55, not too worried anymore.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Hell, you'll be here several years after you die. Look what hot dogs have done for Justice Ginsburg!

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 11:28 PM (P1f+c)

483 you mean there are people here who have not denounced themselves?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:25 PM (MTjB1)

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I have committed seppukku more times than I care to remember.

Lucky for me, I'm a lousy shot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 11:29 PM (CPfoe)

484 480, due to unavoidable personal predilections, I am going only with shiving her tires.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 11:29 PM (6cpKd)

485 Hey BeckoningChasm, wishing you peace, trust in the Horde, they will never let you down.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2018 11:29 PM (nWc4E)

486 Don't Worry, Be Happy

That is probably the one hit wonder that is to the horde like a crucifix is to a vampire .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 11:26 PM (2DOZq)

Man, talk about harshing my mellow.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:30 PM (zbbA4)

487 guessing that the vid at 482 would not be allowed now because at the 1:20 mark some guy is playing her ass with drumsticks.

guess there issome debate as to what she means by give it to me any way you want I'll take it like a man. she says it is not what you think.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)

488 > Because 20% 80% of university professors need a helicopter ride.

Nah, a lot of them don't give a shit about anything except Victorian poetry, or carbonyl chemistry, or high-energy physics, or mathematical group theory, or whatever. Most of these are somewhere on the autism spectrum, but they really do produce useful advances for the human race. As far as politics go, they'll give lip service to anything that makes people go away and leave them the fuck alone, so they can think about Victorian poetry, or carbonyl chemistry, or...

20% is probably about right for the loudmouthed "political" contingent that claims to "speak for" the others.

When it comes to giving out free helicopter rides, a useful tell would be whether the professor in question volunteers for committees (especially ones unrelated to his actual discipline) rather than avoiding them like the plague.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 11:32 PM (TM5Iv)

489 I grew up in New Castle PA, not too far from Aliquippa.

Best friend from college grew up in Monroeville; the dad was a GP/internist there. And yeah, the whole tribe is Buccos fans.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:32 PM (3C9q2)

490 I have committed seppukku more times than I care to remember.

Lucky for me, I'm a lousy shot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at S



the slow thing you mentioned earlier was very funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:33 PM (MTjB1)

491 **** Due to unavoidable personal predilections, I am going only with shiving her tires.

Posted by: I am Gracchus

"Ha! You'll be casting One less vote this year, sweetie!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 11:33 PM (dYtYK)

492 you mean there are people here who have not denounced themselves?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:25 PM


I've denounced myself from time to time...

A half-hearted and insincere self-condemnation is sufficient for most purposes!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 11:33 PM (e9G8E)

493 > 20% is probably about right for the loudmouthed "political" contingent that claims to "speak for" the others.


And, course, this number is growing over time, as the communists become entrenched and refuse to give tenure to anyone except their fellow communists. It varies A LOT between disciplines. In the various "angry studies" departments, it's closer to 90% than 20%.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 11:35 PM (TM5Iv)

494 the slow thing you mentioned earlier was very funny.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:33 PM (MTjB1)


-------

Thanks. Sometimes I feel like I toil in the muck of schlock gags without any payoff at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 11:35 PM (CPfoe)

495 I've denounced myself from time to time...

A half-hearted and insincere self-condemnation is sufficient for most purposes!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


In fact, I denounce myself for previously denouncing myself!

If I had half the balls God gave the entire Senate, I'd stand by what I said!

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 11:36 PM (P1f+c)

496 Well, well. Clouds just covered the moon.

Beautiful while it lasted.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 25, 2018 11:36 PM (TOsi3)

497 Welp. Getting late. Have a good night, guys. See you around later.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 11:36 PM (y87Qq)

498 you have to wonder why the gym teacher teaching my freshman hs health class ever thought it was a good thing to mention common errors in comitting suicide.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:36 PM (MTjB1)

499 What the hell is BOFA?

To me, that stands for Bank of America.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 25, 2018 11:37 PM (TOsi3)

500 Hello Hroth, how ya be?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2018 11:37 PM (FTlwv)

501 Thanks. Sometimes I feel like I toil in the muck of schlock gags without any payoff at all.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at S



well, you should be satisfied with that one for some time, succinct, to the point, and fucking funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:38 PM (MTjB1)

502 6-0 Pirates over Cubs.

You know, I'd be happy about this except,,,,where the fxxx where these bats mid summer?? I was up in W.PA in Aug and kept watching the Pirates lose 1-0 games. Really, WTF?

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 25, 2018 11:38 PM (YV7PK)

503 To me, that stands for Bank of America.
Posted by: Weak Geek at S




same thing

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:38 PM (MTjB1)

504 Somebody check on grammie winger to make sure she didn't OD on gin.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:38 PM (3C9q2)

505 Academics really are as politically stupid as your worst imaginings. If married to a hot, but naive academic, shiv their tires first Tuesday in November, as long ad you own the car, and you probably do.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:38 PM (6cpKd)

506 someone sent me this billy ocean loverboy remake, not sure if it is the nostalgic element or the bikini girl that makes it so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rhSntdt70w

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:41 PM (MTjB1)

507 And if not hot, first shiv their tires, then dump their ugly a$$, as most academics, my situation excluded, fit this bill.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:41 PM (6cpKd)

508 I'm out, sleep kickin in, early day tomorrow. Hugs my friends in the grey boxes.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 11:42 PM (PhT3S)

509 Commie v. Commie is playing out in Minnesotastan.

The Red Star Tribune is suing to unseal Keith Ellison's divorce records.

I guess Keef is starting to stink a little too much for even the manure-hardened noses of the Democratic Farmer Labor Party.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 11:42 PM (TM5Iv)

510 Brought to you by cheating Error 500.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:43 PM (6cpKd)

511 minnesota needs to take itself out back and suck start something in a large caliber.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)

512 'Night Infidel.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 11:44 PM (Ldr3U)

513 Thanks. Sometimes I feel like I toil in the muck of schlock gags without any payoff at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 11:35 PM



I like to think that pretty much every poast I make here is considered percipient and sagacious, if not humourous, by at least one person here...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 11:44 PM (e9G8E)

514 I love poastings.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:45 PM (6cpKd)

515 I guess Keef is starting to stink a little too much for even the manure-hardened noses of the Democratic Farmer Labor Party.

I can remember when "Keef" was short for Estes Kefauver, Adlai Stevenson's running mate. I was just a kid, but my parents (both hardline Republicans) mocked Adlai badly.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:46 PM (3C9q2)

516 Thanks. Sometimes I feel like I toil in the muck of schlock gags without any payoff at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 11:35 PM



I like to think that pretty much every poast I make here is considered percipient and sagacious, if not humourous, by at least one person here...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at S




none of the greats were every writing, or doing anything, for the lowest common denominator. the unanswered comment is either the highest praise or greatest insult.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

517 Sock correction.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:46 PM (uDclo)

518 I love poastings.
Posted by: I am Errod 500 at S



that is when 500 people flame your comment?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)

519 I thought 'bofa' was from Dr Seuss...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 11:47 PM (e9G8E)

520 I like my Poastings NonGMO and GF but with low fat milk. What say you?

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:47 PM (6cpKd)

521 none of the greats were every writing, or doing anything, for the lowest common denominator. the unanswered comment is either the highest praise or greatest insult.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

I know there is no math on this blog. I now propose no deep philosophical shit allowed on the ONT.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:48 PM (uDclo)

522 So I read the Ford letter with a completely open mind. Meaning I erased everything I know or feel about this "case" and dove in.

It is a very compelling read. Separate from partisanship, I am a skeptical person by nature, but fair. The account of the assault is particularly detailed and rich. It doesn't ring completely true but it also doesn't ring false.

So I bear in mind that if untrue, it may very well have been lifted from a description of an actual assault that was either relayed to Ford - or that she read somewhere.

BUT HERE IS WHAT STANDS OUT TO ME MORE THAN ANYTHING:

The account of the assault and inside the house is richly detailed and vibrant. It brings the reader there, with the writer. It contains plausible touches that enrich the picture and the feeling of a memory. Sounds, touches, feelings, actions. But where this breaks down for me, more than anything I heard or read in the letter is this:

"I exited the bathroom, ran outside the house, and went home."

Two words there are like a beacon and would raise my hackles, Democrat, Republican or otherwise. In fact they DO raise my hackles.

Which words? "Went home".

It does not say HOW she went home. This would be easy. She would have been suffering greatly. She would have been in a heightened state of fear and paranoia. She would remember the walk. Or the drive. Or calling her parents at a pay phone. Or how she had a friend take her. She would even remember that she couldn't remember. And would say that for emphasis. This missing detail more than anything is the cherry on the sundae of this shitshow of an embarrassment. It simply does not follow logically that the story would end that way unless that detail was provided and then excised for some reason. I suspect an earlier version of the letter had it.

The detail has been left out because all bullshit ends outside the mystery "house". Outside that house is where truly independent verification of the story would start and end. And it is missing. So for the purposes of the letter, there is no "outside" that house. It doesn't exist. "Went home" is such a load of bullshit, it is shining like a beacon, and for me condemns the entire story to the trash bin. It makes no sense.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2018 11:48 PM (uEbPt)

523 Not been flamed, yet but a Noob, give me some time.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:48 PM (6cpKd)

524 I now propose no deep philosophical shit allowed on the ONT.

You just killed the ONT.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:52 PM (3C9q2)

525 *** "Went home" is such a load of bullshit, it is shining like a beacon, and for me condemns the entire story to the trash bin. It makes no sense.

Posted by: ...

The person assigned to write the closing didn't get feedback from the lawyers in time, so they had to chop that part out.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 11:52 PM (dYtYK)

526 you know some friend of ours had their kid get married not too long ago. one especially egregious element of the wedding was that when they did not have the "if any man or woman knows any reason that these two should not be joined in holy matrimony speak now of forever hold your peace" line.

as far as I am concerned, you are not a man if your ceremony does not include the line. you are also not married unless your ceremony had that line.

I insisted upon putting that line in our ceremony.

I also let my best man know that if anyone got up to take them out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:53 PM (MTjB1)

527 525 I now propose no deep philosophical shit allowed on the ONT.

You just killed the ONT.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:52 PM (3C9q2)

Disregard the bad idea

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 11:53 PM (Ss+Em)

528 You just killed the ONT.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:52 PM (3C9q2)

Huh.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:53 PM (uDclo)

529 Holy crapstick doobs for librtardians, how did the LENGTHY comment at 1148 get past Smaug the Error 500?

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:56 PM (6cpKd)

530 G'night all


Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 11:56 PM (dYtYK)

531 for the record, my best man was the best best man ever. And I say that having been his best man.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

532 First coment on the Go Fund Me site:

WAR!

Excellent.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 11:57 PM (3SzRC)

533 Trey Gowdy and Bob Goodlatte invite Lynch, Yates, and Comey back to Testify

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2018 11:57 PM (e8kgV)

534 Holy crapstick doobs for librtardians, how did the LENGTHY comment at 1148 get past Smaug the Error 500?

Beginner's luck.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:57 PM (3C9q2)

535 *Looks around*

*Checks out for the evening*

Nite, all. This is not my fault!

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:57 PM (uDclo)

536 Somebody check on grammie winger to make sure she didn't OD on gin.
Posted by: Basement Cat

She drinks with Teaks. I suspect her

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 11:58 PM (S6Pax)

537 Old Adlai Stevenson joke, from his time as US ambassador to the UN.


Tense Security Council meeting, big Cold War topic.


Amb. Stevenson, to an aide: Do I have time to go the bathroom before the next vote?


Aide: Yes, sir, I think so.


Amb Stevenson, to the aide: Do I *want* to go to the bathroom?


Cruel, but one of those jokes that struck at the heart of Stevenson's substantive weakness - indecisive.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2018 11:59 PM (QDnY+)

538 You just killed the ONT.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:52 PM (3C9q2)

Huh.
Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:53 PM (uDclo)


ONT = Marion Crane
tbodie = Norman Bates

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 12:00 AM (feaxc)

539 for the record, my best man was the best best man ever. And I say that having been his best man.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Well, that's what SHE said!

Posted by: Michael Scott! at September 26, 2018 12:00 AM (S6Pax)

540 if any man or woman knows any reason that these two should not be joined in holy matrimony speak now of forever hold your peace

I'm gonna hold in my building gas, just for the pin-drop moment that follows that line. A real squeeker.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2018 12:00 AM (rnAwa)

541 Good read, Ellipsis.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 26, 2018 12:01 AM (LMcFk)

542 Many people having fun mocking Jen Rubin's idiocy (her latest idiocy, to clarify). On Sean Davis' twatters.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:01 AM (QDnY+)

543 She drinks with Teaks. I suspect her

I really am concerned about grammie. The Pirates are beating up on the Cubs and the stinkin' Phillies are letting the Rockies stomp all over them. Grammie has to be nursing the mother of all playoff headaches.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 26, 2018 12:01 AM (3C9q2)

544 517 Thanks. Sometimes I feel like I toil in the muck of schlock gags without any payoff at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 11:35 PM

That's funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 12:03 AM (3SzRC)

545 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2018 11:37 PM (FTlwv)

Jinx, been far too long. I'm still kicking, how about you?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2018 12:03 AM (n9EOP)

546 That's funny.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 12:03 AM (3SzRC)

--------

*fistbump*

I love you, Cannibal Bob.

In a non-homo sort of way.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 26, 2018 12:04 AM (CPfoe)

547 WooHoo Rockies!

Thank you Brewers!..... .sorry grammie

Go Snakes!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:04 AM (c1nDO)

548 Aches and pains, Hroth. Heading to Michigan in two weeks to see what a Moron Meetup is like up there. We should organize one at one of these Loudoun wineries or something. You game?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 26, 2018 12:06 AM (FTlwv)

549 love you, Cannibal Bob.

In a non-homo sort of way.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at S



what does that mean?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 12:06 AM (MTjB1)

550 I'm open to persuasion on the correct percentage of profs who need a one-way whirlybird ride, but vitually 100 percent of administrators need to go.

Posted by: asymmetrical bear at September 26, 2018 12:07 AM (H5knJ)

551 Hroth. Heading to Michigan in two weeks to see what a Moron Meetup is like up there. We should organize one at one of these Loudoun wineries or something. You game?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at S



you should check to make sure they still have roads leading into michigan.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 12:07 AM (MTjB1)

552 Hope you are doing well Y5

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:09 AM (c1nDO)

553 > I'm open to persuasion on the correct percentage of profs who need a one-way whirlybird ride, but vitually 100 percent of administrators need to go.

Oh, no question there. Most adminstrators are former professors who a) weren't good enough at whatever it was they were professing to actually make a go of it and b) like to boss other people around.

The Dunning-Krueger factor is generally quite high with them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 12:09 AM (TM5Iv)

554 Rekease from Smaug the Error 500?

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:09 AM (6cpKd)

555 They've got trouble on 696 I hear that may close it through the winter.

Or, is it the West Robinwood Drive type of trouble to which you refer.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 26, 2018 12:09 AM (FTlwv)

556 what does that mean?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 12:06 AM (MTjB1)

------

Don't judge, hater.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 26, 2018 12:09 AM (CPfoe)

557
Someone else in the house has a very high quality 1940 Vera Lynn recording playing, sweet sweet WWII UK singer 'Hits of the Blitz' stuff, I'll be Seeing You; We'll Meet Again... amazing.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:10 AM (UFLLM)

558 I sneakily included a typo, seems to work.

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:10 AM (6cpKd)

559 551. Humanitarian and optimist that I am, I think we'd only need a few score thousand removals to fix 80% of our problems.
Now, the population of canal-zeks would, naturally, be subject to attrition over time.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 12:10 AM (fA1SL)

560 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 26, 2018 12:06 AM (FTlwv)

Sounds like a winner. I'm heading to TX for that MoMee in late October, but let's do some serious discussion on this. I really enjoyed the NoVA ones!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2018 12:10 AM (n9EOP)

561 550 love you, Cannibal Bob.

In a non-homo sort of way.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at S


Lol. Always enjoy your comments Cic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 12:11 AM (3SzRC)

562 LOL, watching the replay of Tucker and his making fun of creepy pr0n lawyer.....


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 26, 2018 12:13 AM (8iiMU)

563 Ok, gonna read to sleep. Manana crazy people.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 12:13 AM (3SzRC)

564 and dunkin' donuts has announced it's changin' its name to dunkin'.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 26, 2018 12:14 AM (Pg+x7)

565 The NoVa ones were great, and I went to a few in Richmond. Those are more oriented to the AoS FB types.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 26, 2018 12:14 AM (FTlwv)

566 IT'S [D]DOCTOR CHRISTINE FORD!!!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Amy Bishop!!!!! at September 26, 2018 12:14 AM (e7oj4)

567 ... just "dunkin'".

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 26, 2018 12:15 AM (Pg+x7)

568 Grassley announces name of questioner for Ford/Kavanaugh hearing (which I still do not believe will ever occur): Rachel Mitchell, long-time head sex crimes prosecutor for Maricopa County, Arizona.

Washington Times has the story.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 12:16 AM (TM5Iv)

569 ... it's all over, man, no more weight, no more donuts.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 26, 2018 12:16 AM (Pg+x7)

570 Cicero, for a 1%er - and lawyer - who sips expensive wines and cocktails aboard his yacht in Dana Point harbor, you're OK.


And funny.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:16 AM (QDnY+)

571
LOL, watching the replay of Tucker and his making fun of creepy pr0n lawyer.....
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


Wait till he talks to the punk who says Cruz had it coming.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 12:18 AM (IqV8l)

572 569 Grassley announces name of questioner for Ford/Kavanaugh hearing (which I still do not believe will ever occur): Rachel Mitchell, long-time head sex crimes prosecutor for Maricopa County, Arizona.

Washington Times has the story.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 12:16 AM (TM5Iv

Maricopa? Hopefully she has had some Joe Arpiao tact lessons.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2018 12:18 AM (Ss+Em)

573 570. In fairness, family owned joints always have better pastry and superior customer service.

https://youtu.be/9DA86rsKOjo

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 12:18 AM (fA1SL)

574 ... next white castle will change its name to "castle". for obvious reasons.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 26, 2018 12:19 AM (Pg+x7)

575 > you are also not married unless your ceremony had that line.

Hell, I think we should bring back the requirement for publishing the banns for three consecutive Sundays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 12:19 AM (TM5Iv)

576 Cicero, for a 1%er - and lawyer - who sips expensive wines and cocktails aboard his yacht in Dana Point harbor, you're OK.


And funny.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:16 AM (QDnY+)

---------

This is turning out to be the best night of my life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 26, 2018 12:19 AM (CPfoe)

577 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 26, 2018 12:14 AM (FTlwv)

MisHum has an email contact for me if you want it. I'm not here as much as I used to be, so I'm glad to hear you're still around.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2018 12:19 AM (n9EOP)

578 What the hell, Cubs?
half game in first now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 12:19 AM (8iiMU)

579 560, Kurt Vonnegut in his last coherent writing of Timequake, both questioned his atheism, duh, and opined that only about 17% of humanity was worth keeping. At the time I was 50/50 but came to appreciate the accuracy of his estimate through tbe fire of time. But that thin line of the glorious ethical empathic warrior 17% holds the line. Except when it does not, e.g. National Democratic Socialist Germany. We are close. Hold the line!

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:20 AM (6cpKd)

580 The fun on Davis' twatters I referred to above primarily refers to people batting JenRubin around for her characteristically ridiculous, nasty, and factually incorrect reaction to the Maricopa County prosecutor newz.


One thing - in some letter/announcement, saw it tonight can't recall where, Grassley referred to the "bipartisan" recommendation to hire an outside expert for questioning. Intrigulating. It is impossible to imagine the Dems on Judiciary, who have blown up normal process and decorum, and salted the earth where it stood, with lies and bad faith behavior, would have agreed to any such reco.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:20 AM (QDnY+)

581 Hope you are doing well Y5
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at S




W
D
S!

Thanks. Back at you!

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 12:20 AM (MTjB1)

582 ... and dairy queen will be known as "dairy trans".

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 26, 2018 12:21 AM (Pg+x7)

583
17% Hmmmm

10% are Makers, Doers, Achievers, Advancers
70% are Nulls
20% are Takers, Decliners, Destructive Failures

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:23 AM (UFLLM)

584 583. Dairy Q - for questioning.
Or Dairy Queer - only change a single letter.

But lactose products are, as the enemy say, 'problematic'.

https://youtu.be/MT3TAGuDioQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 12:24 AM (fA1SL)

585

doubleyou
dee
s
!

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1)

586 Back to aertod 500, because no reason really and because decent cabernet and great inexpensive ribeyes off the grill, your comment causes me to recommend two books, if you are interested in the end of the German state during the unfortunate misunderstanding 70 years ago in Europe.


The German War - Stargardt
The End - Kershaw


First guy had specialized in fate/experience/etc of children in the Third Reich, and ended up writing a fantastic look at the German experience from the perspective of average people. Second guy is an accomplished Big Author on Third Reich history.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:25 AM (QDnY+)

587 I don't think she will ever testify. The second one.....not only has said she won't (refer to the new Yorker for my testimony)......but her friends say she is telling them she still isn't sure it was Kavanaugh

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:25 AM (c1nDO)

588 Nothing but bad news for Kav tonight. Awful.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:25 AM (0PWWH)

589 Y5

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:26 AM (c1nDO)

590
White Coffee is Racist and, having 70% more caffeine, destroys the environment and consumes the world's finite caffeine reserves!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:26 AM (UFLLM)

591 Cool Dr Seuss 'There's A Wocket In My Pocket!' fact:

In some editions, the line about the 'bofa' reads "But that bofa on the sofa acts as if he doesn't care."

And in others, it reads "But that bofa on the sofa, well, I wish he wasn't there."

???

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 12:26 AM (e9G8E)

592 589. It is. Poor bastard, staring down the barrel of an inevitable appointment to SCOTUS.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 12:26 AM (fA1SL)

593
Rachel Mitchell, long-time head sex crimes prosecutor for Maricopa County, Arizona.

Don't commit a head sex crime.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 12:27 AM (IqV8l)

594 Don't commit a head sex crime.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 12:27 AM (IqV8l)

Is that like ears, or what?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:27 AM (lCWBk)

595 And now you are stinking up the ONT never? Thought you only say trolled?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:27 AM (c1nDO)

596 Rachel Mitchell, long-time head sex crimes prosecutor for Maricopa County, Arizona.

Is she hot?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:28 AM (UFLLM)

597 Ramirez will testify. A one two punch from both women. There will be no vote since gop won't have even 45.

Trump needs to end this shitshow asap and nominate Barrett.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:28 AM (0PWWH)

598 597

Good god no. She is not.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:29 AM (0PWWH)

599 Day.....oops

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:29 AM (c1nDO)

600 Nothing but bad news for Kav tonight. Awful.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:25 AM (0PWWH)

---------------

I usually ignore you, but in this case, GFY, Dickbag. Trump is now tweeting about this whole mess. Run to predictit.org and make your money if you are so sure.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 12:29 AM (I16G8)

601 "Well, well. Clouds just covered the moon."

You must be looking at a different moon. No clouds covering the one I'm looking at.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 26, 2018 12:29 AM (3JQ/p)

602 597 Rachel Mitchell, long-time head sex crimes prosecutor for Maricopa County, Arizona.

Is she hot?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:28 AM (UFLLM)

Cannot find a reliable headshot yet. Will advise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:30 AM (lCWBk)

603 Do morons always go bad and start to stink after their sell by date?


I'll try to stay fresh. I can't guarantee anything.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 12:30 AM (0OmEj)

604 Trump needs to show Kav some mercy and pull him.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:32 AM (0PWWH)

605 604 Do morons always go bad and start to stink after their sell by date?


I'll try to stay fresh. I can't guarantee anything.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 12:30 AM (0OmEj)

*hands over a bottle of val-u-rite*

Moron's Summer's Eve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:33 AM (lCWBk)

606 Wait till he talks to the punk who says Cruz had it coming.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 12:18 AM (IqV8l)

--Oh, I can hardly wait!

Posted by: logprof at September 26, 2018 12:33 AM (e7oj4)

607 neverskankles.......don't know who you are......but as I lurk during the day and see your eeyore crap.......don't you dare try and bring your s**t into the ONT

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:33 AM (c1nDO)

608 DOOM!

Posted by: #pantsaroundmyankles at September 26, 2018 12:34 AM (H5knJ)

609 Heh, I am actually waiting for the alleged story that says Kav was doing vodka enema bongs.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:34 AM (lCWBk)

610 Trump needs to show Kav some mercy and pull him.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:32 AM (0PWWH)

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Take Grump's bet and make your fortune at predicitit if you are so sure, dipshit.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 12:34 AM (I16G8)

611 I placec the 83% scum in the following categories: 5% sociopaths who intentionally enjoy hurting people and small creatures, i.e, Hitler, 23% who intentionally will hit you in the head and steal your wallet, another opportunistically evil 30% who upon finding you in the ditch will steal your wallet, and another apathetically evil 20% who see the scum knock you in the head or otherwise take advantage to steal your wallet and do nothing. You will not know the measure of your neighbors untill you have something they want and think they can take. Long live the 17% At AoSHQ.

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (6cpKd)

612 605
Trump needs to show Kav some mercy and pull him.

Like, a hand job? On the SCROTUS Court steps?

THAT would explode some brains...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (UFLLM)

613 Is she hot?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at S



love child of dr ruth and merkel.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)

614 IOW......go away

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (c1nDO)

615 Did my math work?

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (6cpKd)

616 Factory farming incurs the torturous treatment of millions of chickens, cows, and pigs each year.

I'd like to avoid all that by raising and preparing them myself.. but nazi HOAs.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (1g7ch)

The local throw-away paper her in Apache Junction has a vegetemarian letter from one Antonio Nagerstrom,
praising most of the talent on "The Big Bang Theory' troublevision show for having converted to veggie-ism.Kaley Cuoco, Mayim Bialik, Kunal Ayyar, and Johnny Galecki.

He goes on to list a mess of pther celerys that have gone veggin" in recent years: Casey Affleck, Pamela Anderson, AlecBaldwin, Bob Barker, Beyonce, James Cameron, Jessica Chastain, Miley Cyrus, Ellen D. Generate, Emily Deschanel, Peter Dinklage, Sara Gilbert, Ariana Grande, Daryl Hannah, Woody Harrelson, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Tobey Maguire (who?), Demi Moore, Michelle Pfeiffer, Joaquin Phoenix, Bradd Pitt, Natalie, Portman, Alicia Silverstone, and Stevie Wonder.


A fine collection of has-beens, leftards, and never-was's. I will stick to eating yummy animals, thank you very much. And we can add to the boycott list.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 12:36 AM (iwUO9)

617
as far as I am concerned, you are not a man if your ceremony does not include the line. you are also not married unless your ceremony had that line.

I insisted upon putting that line in our ceremony.

I also let my best man know that if anyone got up to take them out.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25,

Has anyone ever said "yeah I oppose the marriage"? It would be cool to see I guess. But in all the weddings I've attended, and I've been to a lot, never happene.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:36 AM (0PWWH)

618 WDS!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:37 AM (7KYil)

619 616 Did my math work?
Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (6cpKd)

Missing 10% somewhere in there, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:37 AM (lCWBk)

620 OMG, trolly troll alert neverskankles is baccccccck come to the light CarrieAnne!

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:37 AM (6cpKd)

621 In Before the Murder Canals.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (jlHSA)

Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 12:37 AM (iwUO9)

622 Thanks CM!

How are things going?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:37 AM (c1nDO)

623 602 "Well, well. Clouds just covered the moon."

You must be looking at a different moon. No clouds covering the one I'm looking at.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 26, 2018 12:29 AM (3JQ/p)

The moon just went behind the clouds

To hide its face and cry

Posted by: Hank Williams at September 26, 2018 12:38 AM (e7oj4)

624 The punk is on, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (8iiMU)

625 Got talked into watching the new FBI show.
Pretty standard over-acting drama BS then they came up with the anti conservative crap. Meanwhile MS-13 started out by helping people.
Won't watch this again.
F you CBS.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (0tfLf)

626 bebe!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (c1nDO)

627 LOL, yeah, this is the punk.
Tucker is awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (8iiMU)

628
Take Grump's bet and make your fortune at predicitit if you are so sure, dipshit.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at

That market has been very profitable. I'm maxed out sadly.

But I took his bet. He needs to start packing for his month long trip away. Should start Thursday.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (0PWWH)

629 2oz Bacardi 151, ice, and a diet Pepsi. Moron food.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (0OmEj)

630 Do me a favor and remind me in an hour what your position on Kav is. Just for me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (rnAwa)

631 Murder Canals? Sounds like a novel. Maybe the guy who does the Bosch novels?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (lCWBk)

632 "I don't think it's a good idea to harass people, HOWEVER....."

the little douchebag

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 12:40 AM (8iiMU)

633 >>>>He goes on to list a mess of pther celerys that have gone veggin" in recent years: Casey Affleck, Pamela Anderson, AlecBaldwin, Bob Barker, Beyonce, James Cameron, Jessica Chastain, Miley Cyrus, Ellen D. Generate, Emily Deschanel, Peter Dinklage, Sara Gilbert, Ariana Grande, Daryl Hannah, Woody Harrelson, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Tobey Maguire (who?), Demi Moore, Michelle Pfeiffer, Joaquin Phoenix, Bradd Pitt, Natalie, Portman, Alicia Silverstone, and Stevie Wonder.


Dear Vegan write, so fucking what!!!
Go take a hike on the Apache Trail, at night, drunk.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2018 12:40 AM (Ss+Em)

634 Will Ford testify is at 65% now. Everyone so sure she is a no show can clean up shorting it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (0PWWH)

635 Thanks CM!

How are things going?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:37 AM (c1nDO)

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Hey there! Not well, but not bad enough to talk about it at this time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (I16G8)

636 This Noob commentator is out aka I am Gracchus, or sock-puppet error 500, errod 500, aertod 500, night 17%.

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (6cpKd)

637

Now now, #alwaysscrotum plays an important roll...

You ever see a hobo passed out with his pants down around his ankles, and a stray dog is licking his butt hole?

Posted by: Now Now at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (3Yj85)

638


Do not bring your evil here

Posted by: Swamp Thing at September 26, 2018 12:42 AM (IqV8l)

639 169 The past few nights as I go to bed I open the curtains and I see the moonlight coming thru. It's so pretty.

This is the Harvest Moon, when the inclination of the orbit of the Moon causes it to rise about the same time several evenings in succession, and rise in a shallow path that illuminates the fields well for several hours in the evening, starting at sunset. Before the use of automated farming equipment, crews worked into the night to get the crops harvested in as few days as possible. The Harvest Moon was a great boon because it extended the working day. And when the work was done, it was great for the young folks making out too!

Or so I am told...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 26, 2018 12:42 AM (TWJHy)

640 613 605 Trump needs to show Kav some mercy and pull him.
Like, a hand job? On the SCROTUS Court steps?
THAT would explode some brains...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (UFLLM)

Come on, Trump's a poon hound. a sooper poon hound, of smokin hot sooper models. I bet he could get a super model to pull on Kav IUKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:43 AM (7KYil)

641 No #neverskankles.....you never took his bet. BS If you had took his bet you would not be posting.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:43 AM (c1nDO)

642 I still do not see how a celebrity's (who probably sneaks some bacon) opinion makes me want to give up:

Steak
Bacon
Biscuits and sausage gravy
Lasagna
Chicken Carbonera
Pizza
Philly Cheesesteak
Turkey
Ham
Chili

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:43 AM (lCWBk)

643 Great arbitrage opps too since there are multiple markets on the Kav shitshow. Part of me wants a smooth Barret confirmation but making money off the shitshow is fun too.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:43 AM (0PWWH)

644 637 This Noob commentator is out aka I am Gracchus, or sock-puppet error 500, errod 500, aertod 500, night 17%.
Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (6cpKd)

Night aertod.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:44 AM (lCWBk)

645 Will Ford testify is at 65% now. Everyone so sure she is a no show can clean up shorting it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (0PWWH)

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Place your bet, dipshit,

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 12:44 AM (I16G8)

646 628 LOL, yeah, this is the punk.
Tucker is awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (8iiMU)

--LMAO delta bravo asserts that *Trump* created a culture of bullying and harassment.

Look in the mirror, bitch.

Posted by: logprof at September 26, 2018 12:44 AM (e7oj4)

647 641

Lol wut?

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:44 AM (0PWWH)

648 635 Will Ford testify is at 65% now. Everyone so sure she is a no show can clean up shorting it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (0PWWH)

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Every party needs a turd in the pun bowl. Hop in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (CPfoe)

649 >>> 569 Grassley announces name of questioner for Ford/Kavanaugh hearing (which I still do not believe will ever occur): Rachel Mitchell, long-time head sex crimes prosecutor for Maricopa County, Arizona.

Washington Times has the story.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 12:16 AM (TM5Iv)

...but it would be funnier if AtC was the questioner.

Does this Mitchell woman ever do anything with hand puppets??? I bet not!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (0ReGO)

650 Keep your chin up CM! You are going to make it!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (c1nDO)

651 646

You keep saying that and I keep telling you I have already.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (0PWWH)

652 520 I thought 'bofa' was from Dr Seuss...

that sam i am
that sam i am
deserves bofa deez nuts
that sam i am

Posted by: Anachronda at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (nNQXS)

653 LOL, yeah, this is the punk.
Tucker is awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable
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I've noticed that the millennial soibois have all adopted smart girl glasses. That's what happens when there isn't enough iron and protein in your diet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 12:46 AM (CDGwz)

654

Show me on this uber-hot underwear model where the nasty judge touched you... no, slower... yeesss, go on...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:46 AM (UFLLM)

655 Why do you keep at it skank? Whats in it for you?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 12:46 AM (0OmEj)

656 ...but it would be funnier if AtC was the questioner.
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I would pay to see that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 12:47 AM (CDGwz)

657 And they didn't even sell radio gear

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (y87Qq)

Back in the 1950's, they did. Lots of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 12:47 AM (iwUO9)

658
Come on, Trump's a poon hound. a sooper poon
hound, of smokin hot sooper models. I bet he could get a super model
to pull on Kav IUKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:43 AM (7KYil)

Yeah, all he does is worry about grabbing the next mish. And now, hes grabbing it all over the place, because these wimminz will just put out for him now because he's president. He doesn't give a crap about this country; he's just a maniac.





Posted by: random one name troll at September 26, 2018 12:48 AM (8iiMU)

659 Well shit, despite my vow to leave the field for the night, the nownow #alwaysscrotum comment made me come back after blowing cheap Chard out my nose.

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:48 AM (6cpKd)

660 ...but it would be funnier if AtC was the questioner.

Does this Mitchell woman ever do anything with hand puppets??? I bet not!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM

*******


Oooooo....what she can do with a rubber hose!!!

Rumor has it she got her shiv from Bluebell.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2018 12:48 AM (0tfLf)

661

AtC: : "Yo, skank, got any pics of the entire frat house boning you up the pooper? No? Want some?"

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:49 AM (UFLLM)

662 Ford testifying was in the 40s earlier today. Wish I had bought then. There was some doubt. But now with Ramirez corroborating, she's in. Easiest money out there.

Also easy money is red state dems voting no.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:49 AM (0PWWH)

663 There's this one picture of some blond I think face down on a sidewalk, top off surrounded by beer bottles with the implication that it's one of Fords drunken photos. Which is stupid because that photo has been around for all of the internet. It was probably the second thing posted to the internet following some cat picture.

Posted by: bananadream at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (YR7aL)

Not true, but truthy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 12:49 AM (iwUO9)

664 I've noticed that the millennial soibois have all adopted smart girl glasses. That's what happens when there isn't enough iron and protein in your diet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 12:46 AM (CDGwz)

An employee came to me late last week and said she needed to go home. I asked her why and she said: "My boyfriend was in an accident and he is freaking out." I asked if he was hurt? She said he was fine, but 'Shook up.'

What the hell ever happened to going home to the girlfriend with your arm in a cast and saying 'You should see the other guy'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:49 AM (lCWBk)

665 I've noticed that the millennial soibois have all
adopted smart girl glasses. That's what happens when there isn't enough
iron and protein in your diet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 12:46 AM (CDGwz)

Do they take after that dude Maddow?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 12:49 AM (8iiMU)

666 bebe......you are a funny gal

FYI....things have gotten slightly better for Mr. WDS. New boss is finally realizing that he knows his s**t. So that's a good thing

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:50 AM (c1nDO)

667 654 I've noticed that the millennial soibois have all adopted smart girl glasses.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 12:46 AM (

Power lesbian glasses.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:50 AM (7KYil)

668 Keep your chin up CM! You are going to make it!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (c1nDO)

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Thank you. Trying my best here. I appreciate it. This sucks.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 12:51 AM (I16G8)

669 Funny thing is Im a troll here while at leftie sites I'm a rabid right winger Trumper. Lol.

Perspectives, eh?

Nobody likes their echo chamber challenged I guess.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:52 AM (0PWWH)

670 Power lesbian glasses.



Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:50 AM

Bukkake glasses!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 12:53 AM (e9G8E)

671 So, we've hit that part of the night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:53 AM (lCWBk)

672 670: Nobody likes an oozing puss filled twat shitting on an ONT.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 26, 2018 12:54 AM (YV7PK)

673 667 FYI....things have gotten slightly better for Mr. WDS. New boss is finally realizing that he knows his s**t. So that's a good thing
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:50 AM (c1nDO)

Hooray! Mine is still a micro managing power tripper. Once i get the house cleaned out, now that the scrunt got her walk through, I'll start looking around to see if I can land something better.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:55 AM (7KYil)

674 So your in it to be contrary? What, just so you can rile up people you don't even know?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 12:55 AM (0OmEj)

675 People, seriously? Does "Comrade" or the poll idiot get responses? "Machines for sale" had more substance. MUMR's replaced comments were actually hilarious. Scroll button.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:55 AM (QDnY+)

676
What the hell ever happened to going home to the girlfriend with your arm in a cast and saying 'You should see the other guy'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


It's a good thing no one seriously wants to defeat us militarily at the moment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 12:56 AM (IqV8l)

677 673 670: Nobody likes an oozing puss filled twat shitting on an ONT.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 26, 2018 12:54 AM (YV7PK)

So you're saying pantsaroundmyankles is actually hitlery?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:56 AM (7KYil)

678 I dunno being in a car accident can be traumatic even if nobody is hurt. Itotaled my car once, not a scratch on me but kinda freaked out. The entire front of the car was a pancake. I was amazed I walked out. But I felt weird for days later thinking what might have happened to me.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:57 AM (0PWWH)

679 neverskankles......the bet was that you would both stop posting. NOW. And when a decision happened. The losing party would stop posting for 30 days. I have been following this.

YOU have not stepped up to the bet. Period. Grump Will. He is honorable and you are NOT

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:57 AM (c1nDO)

680 If you are not a droolingTrolly Troll, you would post substantive or humorous comments without goofy defensive comments comprising most posts.

Posted by: I am not #alwaysscrotum but like mine anyway at September 26, 2018 12:57 AM (6cpKd)

681 yup, contrary asshole.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 12:58 AM (0OmEj)

682 Violence never solves anything.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:58 AM (0PWWH)

683 Geez, zipped right by that number. Might even hit 1,000 or more.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 12:58 AM (BjF7B)

684 Funny thing is Im a troll here while at leftie sites I'm a rabid right winger Trumper. Lol.

Perspectives, eh?

Nobody likes their echo chamber challenged I guess.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:52 AM (0PWWH)

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Have you ever been correct, your posts may have had some credibility. Since they were not, ever, DIAF.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 12:58 AM (I16G8)

685 It FINALLY happened!!

I added SO MUCH Tabasco and garlic to my personal-recipe clam & crab dip tonight, I was just cited by both the FDA AND the EPA.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 12:59 AM (feaxc)

686 The Mongols might disagree with you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:59 AM (lCWBk)

687 Good bebe!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:59 AM (c1nDO)

688

Trump's really stepping on his huge, throbbing, diamond cutter purple headed warrior.

If only a real man could step up and sooth it, massage it, calm the raging beast

*seizes*

Posted by: #alwaysscrotum at September 26, 2018 12:59 AM (3Yj85)

689 676 "Machines for sale" had more substance
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:55 AM (QDnY+)

Machines for Sale was a god! It was so great, The Hopper bowed down in awe.

Come back Machines for Sale, come back.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:59 AM (7KYil)

690 Seriously, I went to bed, now sleep posting or Chard posting, whatever.

Posted by: I am not #alwaysscrotum but like mine anyway at September 26, 2018 01:00 AM (6cpKd)

691 I'm not big of twitter or mike huckabee. But after following him, I see where SHS gets her moxie from. That ole guy has game! I may be becoming a fan of MH as well.

Posted by: keena at September 26, 2018 01:00 AM (RiTnx)

692

(WDIV) - Detroit Police Chief James Craig said Monday an officer who posted an offensive comment to social media has been fired from the department.

Sean Bostwick, who was new recruit to the Detroit Police Department, was taken off the job Sunday after sending an offensive message on Snapchat. The comment referred to Detroit residents as "zoo animals."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 01:00 AM (IqV8l)

693 685

I said Kav would be doa. He is.

Plus I said Cuck Grassley would delay as he did.

I also said Flake and Murk will be nos. And they have given every indication they are nos.



Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 01:01 AM (0PWWH)

694 I actually heard one older lefty hippie this evening state that we
have a maniac running the country. The other lefty he was taking to
was going off on how he just pulled all his money out of the market (a
delayed Krugman, apparently), and was bitching about how interest rates
will go up, and how rich people didn't pay enough taxes.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 01:02 AM (8iiMU)

695 683 Violence never solves anything.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:58 AM (0PWWH)

Sure it does. All the time. WWII for instance.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 01:02 AM (7KYil)

696 Well if the Zoo fits you must aquit!

Posted by: I am not #alwaysscrotum but like mine anyway at September 26, 2018 01:02 AM (6cpKd)

697 Posted by: #neverskankles

Take the bet.

The fact that you don't says everything.

If you're so confident, so right about it all, take the bet.

Take.

The.

Bet.

Posted by: take the bet at September 26, 2018 01:03 AM (Q8UMi)

698

b
e
b
e
s
!

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:03 AM (MTjB1)

699 Tabasco is not really up there on the scoville scale.

I used to taste hot sauce for a living (food quality.) It has been a while since anything has lit me up. I went to a hot sauce festival in Louisiana (looking at a business opportunity.) Most of the things there were pretty mild to my taste (good, especially this mix this guy had for mixing with french onion for dipping chips in. Man that was good.)

But anyway, the one thing that lit me up? 'Why?' sauce by a small boutique guy who billed himself as 'The Angry Irishman.' It was a combination of Naga Jolokia, Carolina Reaper, and Trinidad Reaper, IIRC.

Kind of warm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 01:03 AM (lCWBk)

700 *waves to Bebes*

Qdpsteve, is the LD50 serving less than 1oz?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:03 AM (BjF7B)

701 I wish I had been wrong about Kav. But you can never go wrong assuming the GOP will cuck itself.

See also spending and border security.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 01:03 AM (0PWWH)

702 Aetius, oh I know Tabasco's not that high on the Scoville scale. I just tend to add a lot of it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:04 AM (feaxc)

703 A month without #ns will be heaven, even at - no, especially at - the price of his repossessed thumbs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:04 AM (fA1SL)

704 I said Kav would be doa. He is.

Plus I said Cuck Grassley would delay as he did.

I also said Flake and Murk will be nos. And they have given every indication they are nos.



Posted by: #neverskankles at S





dude, by your own count you are on for four. guessing grassley would delay was easy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:05 AM (MTjB1)

705 Off to start watching Ozark Season 2....

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 01:05 AM (0PWWH)

706 Hammer? Anyone? I think it started with an "L" but I've lost that braincell...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (Wf0lW)

Lafayette Radio Electronics. And also KNight, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 01:05 AM (iwUO9)

707 Anna, I'm sorry. What's LD50?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:05 AM (feaxc)

708 >>I thought 'bofa' was from Dr Seuss...


You are thinking of The Star-Bellied Sneetches.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (0AFoq)

709 Off to start watching Ozark Season 2....

Take the bet, superhero.

Posted by: take the bet at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (Q8UMi)

710 Oops, Lethal Dose.

For me, no. For the general public... about that much, yes :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (feaxc)

711 708 Anna, I'm sorry. What's LD50?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:05 AM (feaxc)

A way of measuring toxicity of a compound.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (lCWBk)

712 708. LD50 - standard measure of toxicity. Means 'lethal to 50% of test subjects.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (fA1SL)

713 Y5!

Anna!

Anna, wtf is up this anna mac now? first someone stepping on grimm, then gooshy stepping on Gushie and now you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (7KYil)

714 Cotrary to suggested and appreciated AoSHQadvice, changing posting names seems to be an effective work around of Smaug the Error 500. I am Gracchus despite sock puppet names.

Posted by: I am not #alwaysscrotum but like mine anyway at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (6cpKd)

715 685

I said Kav would be doa. He is.

Plus I said Cuck Grassley would delay as he did.

I also said Flake and Murk will be nos. And they have given every indication they are nos.



Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 01:01 AM (0PWWH)

----------@------

You are, once again, assuming you are correct with no proof. GFY.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (I16G8)

716 LD50 = Lethal Dose 50%.

So IIRC 50% of a test group take it, they die.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:07 AM (BjF7B)

717 For the Horde, what's the ingredient you all tend to go wild about, when you cook?

As I said, for me there's never too much Tabasco or garlic.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:07 AM (feaxc)

718 Got a 1961 episode of Alfred Hitchcock on, Walter Matthau is one of the actors.

The other guys says, "I bet she's playing footsie with the cops right now!"
LOL



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 01:07 AM (8iiMU)

719 716 685

I said Kav would be doa. He is.

Plus I said Cuck Grassley would delay as he did.

I also said Flake and Murk will be nos. And they have given every indication they are nos.



Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 01:01 AM (0PWWH)

----------@------

You are, once again, assuming you are correct with no proof. GFY.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (I16G


Its not over till the Fat Lady votes...

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 26, 2018 01:07 AM (NgKpN)

720 Anna, gotcha, thanks. :-)
As I said, I've got a palate with a high tolerance, but others in my family I think would have trouble eating it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:08 AM (feaxc)

721 You are thinking of The Star-Bellied Sneetches.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM


I'd forgotten about 'bofa deez nutz'... Honest misunderstandin'!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 01:09 AM (e9G8E)

722 Palp, can I be a slavonaut? I'm a quarter Slav.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 01:09 AM (7KYil)

723 Spending and border security, your right. Fail.

Kavanaugh confirmation fight is still playing out. Wait and see. Nobody (including you, you simpering cuxt) have no idea of the out come.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 26, 2018 01:09 AM (YV7PK)

724 I have no idea who Anna Mac_Cheese is but yes I am aware of the nasty spoof trools in regards to the other two, I hope whomever the trool is suffers the nastiest case crotch rot of the mouth to be seen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (BjF7B)

725 Of course, there's also the less well known BOFA Battle Book and Horton Hears a 'BOFA'!

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (0AFoq)

726 Its not over till the Fat Lady votes...
Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 26, 2018 01:07 AM (NgKpN)


Stop fat-shaming me!!

Posted by: Sen Murkowski at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (feaxc)

727 lol

Vox lays off another 60+ workers after laying off another 50 earlier this year. That's about 10% this year and missing revenue target.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (5jVnA)

728 720. Nonsense. It was over last Tuesday, when Kavanaugh withdrew. And before that, when Hillary was elected POTUS, and earlier still, when Trump lost the GOP primary.
#ns is a dedicated anti-MAGA troll POS and deserves canal-duty.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (fA1SL)

729 Well... ooppps???

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:11 AM (BjF7B)

730 723. SMR? Yes. Ancient Slavonaut? No. They are from SMR home-world of Slavonia, also known as Nibiru.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:12 AM (fA1SL)

731 Vox lays off another 60+ workers after laying
off another 50 earlier this year. That's about 10% this year and
missing revenue target.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM


Losing their link at Drudge is what killed 'em... Axios should be next!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 01:12 AM (e9G8E)

732 718 For the Horde, what's the ingredient you all tend to go wild about, when you cook?

As I said, for me there's never too much Tabasco or garlic.
Posted by: qdpsteve



Hmm, depends what I cook. Tobasco is useful though. All purpose seasoning salt is too. McCormick's makes a good one. Its good if you can't figure out what seasoning to use.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 26, 2018 01:12 AM (YV7PK)

733 718
For the Horde, what's the ingredient you all tend to go wild about, when you cook?

Badia Complete Seasoning
Three Crabs Nuoc Mam stinky fish sauce
Marie Sharps hot sauce
Heinz Malt Vinegar
Lao Gan Ma (geriatric lesbian) Spicy Chili Crisp

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:12 AM (UFLLM)

734 I hope no one mentions carrots.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:13 AM (BjF7B)

735 Canal duty?

Like on Mars?

Posted by: here's your unfilled scuba tank, see you in eighteen months at September 26, 2018 01:13 AM (Q8UMi)

736 734. Nuoc mam and 'Street Vendor Noodle Sauce'. And ginger-garlic blend.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:13 AM (fA1SL)

737 Butter

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 01:14 AM (0AFoq)

738 Anna: interesting that there's celery salt, but not carrot salt... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:14 AM (feaxc)

739 Damn, forgot the Brando sock.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 01:14 AM (0AFoq)

740 so no one has any connections for the red mercury?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:14 AM (MTjB1)

741 NS give it up. The Hoard has spoken and you are a Drooly Trolly Troll. Give it a suitable hiatus and beg forgiveness upon yor return.

Posted by: I am sometimes a Socket Puppet to avoid Smaug the Error 500 at September 26, 2018 01:14 AM (6cpKd)

742 735 I hope no one mentions carrots.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:13 AM (BjF7B)

They're good in stew. Chili, not so much.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 01:15 AM (7KYil)

743 Puddleglum and Vino, I'll look for those!

I've also been hearing good things about Tony Cachere's.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:15 AM (feaxc)

744 *reads the Vietnamese comments and hopes Jean Francois Cary is reading*

Be wicked funny if he has a 'flashback' about gooks in the thread.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:15 AM (BjF7B)

745 Yea Snakes!

Rockies in the wild card and half back on the West

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 01:15 AM (c1nDO)

746 736. Many canals still on Earth tonbe dug. Sea-level, no locks. Transcontinental. Four-lanes for Super Panamax wide. Lovingly hand-dug by zeks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:15 AM (fA1SL)

747
One of the core ingredients of Marie Sharps hot sauce is carrots. Delicious!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:15 AM (UFLLM)

748 736 Canal duty?

Like on Mars?
Posted by: here's your unfilled scuba tank, see you in eighteen months at September 26, 2018 01:13 AM (Q8UMi)

Yep, you'll be right next to John Carter, who was just captured, put on a slave crew and now has to rescue some lovely Martian lass. Stay close to Tars Tarkas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 01:16 AM (lCWBk)

749 Butter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FiGd2mC5KI

Posted by: not Cyberfrog at September 26, 2018 01:16 AM (Q8UMi)

750 willing to pay 10% over market for the red mercury.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:16 AM (MTjB1)

751 Soy sauce, ginger, garlic, Tellicherry black pepper...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 01:16 AM (e9G8E)

752 752. You forgot Zheijiang wine. Sad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:17 AM (fA1SL)

753 Cooked carrots are fine in vegetable soup and yankee pot roast. And they are a fine ingredient to carrot cake. Otherwise, their use outside of raw consumption is prohibited.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 26, 2018 01:18 AM (SN4NF)

754 garrett, I know butter was Marlon's fave ;-)

Zettai, those are great too, in fact I've been meaning to order some Tellicherry from The Spice House.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:18 AM (feaxc)

755 Jane's Krazy mixed up seasoning is solid. Should find it in you local grocery store. I buy the Mixed up Salt and Pepper a lot.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 26, 2018 01:18 AM (YV7PK)

756 Can we trade NS for Fan Bingbing?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:18 AM (BjF7B)

757 Bacon and bacon derivatives, a must ignored food group on the pyramid.

Posted by: I am sometimes a Socket Puppet to avoid Smaug the Error 500 at September 26, 2018 01:18 AM (6cpKd)

758 Puddleglum, I remember Jane's being one of the first non-s&p seasonings I ever noticed on other families' tabletops way back in the 1970s...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:19 AM (feaxc)

759 People were asking and I don't know if it was answered - what was the position/role of the restaurant in that little bit of Third World/Weimar Germany thug theater yesterday involving Cruz in the DC restaurant?


Ower/chef said everyone is welcome at his place, that politics, like elbows, are best left off the table - and apparently Cruz and wife returned later.


So - seems like the guy was the victim of the cretinization and authoritarian degradation of half the country (passively, or actively, on this "half of the country").


Never did hear about the incident with DHS Sec. Nilsen. Think that place, at least the staff were part of the problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 01:20 AM (QDnY+)

760 +1 on the Z-wine.

Also, black vinegar.

The New and Improved VT Household is a culinary blend of Caj-Texican with global training and Filo-Thai with gringo training... damn, we eat good!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:22 AM (UFLLM)

761 All true Chinese cuisine requires: soy sauce, black vinegar, zheijiang (shaoxing) wine, molasses, and ginger-garlic paste. All else goes to distinguish it - be it Sambal, fish-sauce, etc. But without the first five ingredients, it just ain't gonna work.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:22 AM (fA1SL)

762 garrett, gotta music question for ya.

Do you have an all-time fave Sinatra album?

There's a new special edition of Frank's 1961 album, Sings For Only The Lonely, coming out next month. Thinking of getting it. Has "One For The Road" on it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:22 AM (feaxc)

763 761. * fistbump *
In Vino gets it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:23 AM (fA1SL)

764 lightly steamed* carrot slices/baby carrots with garlic, butter and honey are awesome.

and only a Philistine would say otherwise.

*(just going tender, not mushy)

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 01:24 AM (rjbMC)

765 Thanks for welcoming me Hoard, this time I really, really mean it. Night most glorious Hoard (AKA I really mean it this time as in not an #alwaysscrotum vow) and I am I am Gracchus, despite Sock Puppet names to avoid Smaug the Error 500.

Posted by: I am sometimes a Socket Puppet to avoid Smaug the Error 500 at September 26, 2018 01:24 AM (6cpKd)

766 Palp I don't believe you over-do the nuoc mam. Stuff is great in correct proportion, of course galactically nasty otherwise. I don't even know any V'mese who like that much of it (old guys in Vietnam I used to see excepted, of course - they would drink it - and liberally use that incredibly nasty even stronger paste whose name I forget).


Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 01:24 AM (QDnY+)

767 I cooked a pot roast today. That was dinner. I only ate a potato, so I'd have something to put the gravy on. If God hadn't meant for us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat.

Posted by: windbag at September 26, 2018 01:25 AM (m26tZ)

768 718. Homemade bacon jam with vine ripened tomatoes and walls walls sweet onions. Goes great on burgers and sammies.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 26, 2018 01:25 AM (HpljN)

769 Thinking of getting it. Has "One For The Road" on it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:22 AM (feaxc)

---
so, he's copying Lynyrd Skynyrd?

what a hack.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 01:26 AM (rjbMC)

770 767. From the bottle, it's a bit much. cut with equal parts lime juice and a dash of brown sugar, however, and it's indispensable. Future MIL puts that on everything. And she's right to do so.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:26 AM (fA1SL)

771 Zettai, those are great too, in fact I've been meaning to order some Tellicherry from The Spice House.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:18 AM


I get mine at Wegmans...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 01:27 AM (e9G8E)

772 There's a new special edition of Frank's 1961 album, Sings For Only The
Lonely, coming out next month. Thinking of getting it. Has "One For The
Road" on it.

I love you man!

No Homo.

DVD or vinyl?

Slavonic Lord Palp... have learned about real Slav spicing and dishes from you! Thank you, your Terribleness!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:27 AM (UFLLM)

773 Motherfuckinghamsterfucker. Walla walla sweet onions

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 26, 2018 01:27 AM (HpljN)

774 redc1c4, uh yeah okay ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:27 AM (feaxc)

775 In Vino: the album's being re-released in both formats next month (Oct). Each format will contain an all-mono disc and an all-stereo disc of the same album.

Has a sketch of Frank done up as a tearful clown on the front.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:28 AM (feaxc)

776 Night all. Play nice.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 01:29 AM (0OmEj)

777 Here's the Sinatra album I'm talking about:

https://tinyurl.com/yaejaadv

I've also already pre-ordered the 50th anniversary re-release of the Beatles' White Album.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:30 AM (feaxc)

778 773. Glad to share SMR wisdom. Angel-Clan lurv them some shashlik in their pho. True fusion cuisine!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:30 AM (fA1SL)

779
I use stinky fish sauce in a huge number of dishes as Umami sourcing... small to moderate amounts in many savory dishes... get it in early and the fish bit will cook off, but rich up a metric shit ton of flavor... later or even uncooked as a raw dipping sauce and amazing in the right situation.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:31 AM (UFLLM)

780 767. The paste - you mean mud-fish paste, yes? A bit strong, even for me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:32 AM (fA1SL)

781 Oh, and In Vino, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:34 AM (feaxc)

782
WW sweet onions FTW! Having relocated to TriCities I am eating them like a munchied out ferret on crack.

Steve, thank you! I am DVD, probably never go back to vinyl, but dig the music and oddly the Fil-Thai VT HH 6 Actual Fiance adores Rat Pack and same/earlier crooners and torch singers. Sweet story associated with that remind me to tell some time.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:35 AM (UFLLM)

783 Palp, yes, that's exactly what I was thinking - brown sugar and lime, and it's divine, lots of flavor.


Which reminds me, I used to make a pretty decent "caramel pork/chicken" (thit kho to) - which is pretty much just brown sugar, nuoc mam, and heat. Need to make that again.'


And In Vino, thank you, yes, I'd love to drop by for dinner some time. And lunch. For a week.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 01:36 AM (QDnY+)

784 In Vino, you're welcome.

For whatever reason I've become a lot more interesting in hearing and collecting what I call "The Great American Songbook" recently. I want to get myself a good foundation of classic pop, jazz, country, you name it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:36 AM (feaxc)

785 Palp, forget the name of the paste - it's sort of purple in the dish. Yikes.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 01:36 AM (QDnY+)

786 You keep saying that and I keep telling you I have already.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (0PWWH)

(mandatory) You talk like a fag, and your shit's retarded.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 01:37 AM (iwUO9)

787
The true mud fish or 'shrimp' paste is indeed strong. Pro Tip: cut up some fresh mangoes and mix with a small SMALL amount of paste... killer... seriously try it...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:37 AM (UFLLM)

788 and featured encryption software designed in the UK to prevent piracy.

LOL.

As if anyone would want to even bother downloading a Bill Wyman tune.

People who try to tie their crap up with encryption can all go DIAF, for all I care. There has yet to be such a system that hasn't been broken by a 6 year old. But, like Shrillary ... they persist.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2018 01:38 AM (VE0m1)

789 Nobody likes their echo chamber challenged I guess.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:52 AM (0PWWH)

Well, not by the excruciatingly stupid, no.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 01:39 AM (iwUO9)

790 788. Lazy man that I am, I just cut that with Major Grey's Chutney and lime juice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:40 AM (fA1SL)

791 I would be humbled to have all and sundry drop by anytime. We aren't fancy and serve global family style, but ours is yours, always.

AOSHQ been vedy vedy gud 2 me... Bluebell not only didn't shiv me, she and several of you here tonight gave me the push I needed for putting a ring on it...

*sniff*

fvckin allergies

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:40 AM (UFLLM)

792 you know, I keep sharing this and it gets less love than blasey did from her mom.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuBWPKHTPA

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:41 AM (MTjB1)

793 But I felt weird for days later thinking what might have happened to me.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:57 AM (0PWWH)

And then you opened the garage door...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 01:42 AM (iwUO9)

794 And no one won the Mega Millions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:43 AM (BjF7B)

795 Major Grey's Chutney

Excellent Stuff!

You, Sir Palp, would have a great deal of fun making a mango chutney, so easy and SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yummy... I have even used canned tins of mango from of all places Wally World... fish sauce, curry spices, tamarind... oh baby...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:43 AM (UFLLM)

796 Lazy man that I am, I just cut that with Major Grey's Chutney and lime juice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:40 AM


Excellent remedy for scurvy, or so I've been told...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 01:43 AM (e9G8E)

797 792. Good, In Vino! Good!

Do it!

https://youtu.be/k4pbfT5pupc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:44 AM (fA1SL)

798

Fing new job I already not happy wit calls... later fine people whom I am privileged to hang wit...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:45 AM (UFLLM)

799 G'night Vino!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:45 AM (feaxc)

800 Given the Left's propensity for projection, I'm predicting here and now that after Trump wins in 2020 Jimmy Kimmel will change his name to Kimmy Jimmel and have reassignment surgery.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 26, 2018 01:46 AM (jp0Bv)

801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuBWPKHTPA
Posted by: yankeefifth at S

you know, detroit was in a lot better shape in the 80s

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:47 AM (MTjB1)

802 so no one has any connections for the red mercury?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:14 AM (MTjB1)

There is no such thing as "red mercury". There is red oxide of mercury, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 01:47 AM (iwUO9)

803 "That's Doctor Detroit, Mom."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:48 AM (BjF7B)

804 Pic up at Drudge of the head-sex crime expert...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 01:48 AM (e9G8E)

805 797. Zettai, if one is to be wise and complete leader, you must take a broader view of the Horde.

https://youtu.be/k4pbfT5pupc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:49 AM (fA1SL)

806 There is no such thing as "red mercury". There is red oxide of mercury, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at S



you keep believing that

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:50 AM (MTjB1)

807 803. Sigh....not an Art Bell fan, I take it? Red Mercury was a legendary super-weapon of SMR.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_mercury

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:51 AM (fA1SL)

808 >>Do you have an all-time fave Sinatra album?


That is a great Sinatra LP.

I am a big fan of the Live at the Sands set, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 01:54 AM (0AFoq)

809 i'm guessing it was noted here earlier that the committee vote on BK is now scheduled for 0930 EDT Fryday, in DC?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 01:57 AM (rjbMC)

810 Well, I am done for the night. Be well, Horde. Beckoning Chasm, if you are still here, condolences for your loss.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 02:01 AM (iwUO9)

811 It Might As Well Be Swing is by far my fav Sinatra, though. If I could only have one it'd be that one.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 02:02 AM (0AFoq)

812 World on a String is some of Ol' Blue Eyes' best work

https://youtu.be/1cPG1t52GgI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 02:05 AM (fA1SL)

813 garrett, I'm sold then, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 02:05 AM (feaxc)

814 Fryday?

Posted by: Captain Highliner at September 26, 2018 02:05 AM (Q8UMi)

815 I said Kav would be doa. He is.

False. He made it all the way thru his confirmation hearings. Palzi's letter was after that. Even if eventually "dead", certainly not "on arrival." Else we wouldn't be talking about it here, yet.

Plus I said Cuck Grassley would delay as he did.

True. Else we wouldn't be talking about it here, yet.

I also said Flake and Murk will be nos. And they have given every indication they are nos.

I would be surprised if they vote "no" AND Kav is unconfirmed. If they vote "no", it will be because some aisle-crossing seat-defending democrats gave them the space to do it safely. RINOs will always play both sides of the field; vote against a sure thing or vote for a sure loser.

So I think you're batting .250 so far. Great in baseball, less so in Vegas.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2018 02:06 AM (P1f+c)

816 816. I predict repo on his thumbs by end of week. Dude is in deeper than Tom Regan.

https://youtu.be/JQk0yTomZrA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 02:09 AM (fA1SL)

817 Palpatine, yup. Frank had a string of great songs I don't know if anyone else has or will ever match.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 02:10 AM (feaxc)

818 339 Funny summary of Trump's speech to the UN:

https://tinyurl.com/ych6ceom
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (TM5Iv)

That's fantastic.
(For people wondering: A list of 99 points PDT made, not a video.)

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:10 AM (aK8Pt)

819 A woman who passed away at 92 was buried in Nebraska, with British military honors - wife of a US Army Air Corps pilot from WWII, and a member of the team at Bletchley Park in the UK that was the main center breaking Nazi German codes during the war.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 02:12 AM (QDnY+)

820 redc, Grassley noted (in a somewhat rare - too rare - public comment on the process) that the exec session Friday morning was a "placeholder" - he was just following committee rules for notifying upcoming calendar items of business.


So no certainty of a Friday vote.


But it won't be much later. None of the accusers have any story to tell or any evidence, there really isn't even 10 minutes worth of things to talk about. All witnesses have debunked in statements carrying penalty of perjury for lying.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 02:17 AM (QDnY+)

821 'Night, Horde!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 02:17 AM (fA1SL)

822 That's fantastic.

(For people wondering: A list of 99 points PDT made, not a video.)

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:10 AM (aK8Pt)

---
is there a non-FB link for the article?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 02:18 AM (rjbMC)

823 Parting music, for strengthen heroic warrior-shitposters of Horde.

https://youtu.be/GMp5AR_aLWI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 02:20 AM (fA1SL)

824 A list of 99 points PDT made, not a video.

Wasn't that a German new wave song in the 1980s? "99 Trumpenpoints"? ;-)

But seriously folks, gotta sign out. Thanks for the great chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 02:21 AM (feaxc)

825 Parting music, for strengthen heroic warrior-shitposters of Horde.



https://youtu.be/GMp5AR_aLWI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 02:20 AM (fA1SL)


Just what the fuuuck is that shit? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2018 02:23 AM (9Om/r)

826
is there a non-FB link for the article?


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 02:18 AM (rjbMC)



I'll paste some of it:



I guess it's that time again. He always makes these speeches so long.
Anyway, here's a summary of each paragraph of Trump's 2018 UN speech 1. Listen up, bitches
2. I pretty much already covered all this shit last year, but I guess it bears repeating
3. Check it out, I've been on a roll

4. My administration is better than all the other presidential
administrations the US has ever had. I've made these last two years my
bitch
5. Why's everybody laughing at me?
6. Not to brag or anything but I basically saved the entire economy. Even minorities have jobs now.
7. Taxation is theft and we're building The Wall
8. You thought our military was fucking hardcore before? Sheeet, wait until you see them now that we're actually paying them
9. Thanks to me, AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
10. America First

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 02:24 AM (8iiMU)

827 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (CPfoe)

Your hash marks you as an opponent of the CPL (Avenatti).

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:28 AM (aK8Pt)

828 10. America First
11. Globalism is shit
12. Cultures are distinct, so act your culture
13. America likes to declare independence. We're gonna declare independence from the rest of you globalist sons of bitches
14. Do you, boo
15. Let us do us
16. So I just got back from a world tour and everybody who matters likes me
17. I even got the Norks to chill the fuck out
18. No shit, there I was: Staring Rocket Man in the face
19. It's alright though, I smoothed it out
20. Dude's getting rid of his nukes and giving us back our dead bodies we've been wanting back

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 02:28 AM (8iiMU)

829 Funny summary of Trump's speech to the UN:
https://tinyurl.com/ych6ceom

823 That's fantastic.

(For people wondering: A list of 99 points PDT made, not a video.)

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:10 AM (aK8Pt)

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is there a non-FB link for the article?
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 02:18 AM (rjbMC)

Not that I know of. But if you click the link, it'll work; I'm not on facebook and it worked.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:31 AM (aK8Pt)

830 23. Shout out to Real Korea, Japan, and China

Love that one.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:33 AM (aK8Pt)

831 825 A list of 99 points PDT made, not a video.

Wasn't that a German new wave song in the 1980s? "99 Trumpenpoints"? ;-)

But seriously folks, gotta sign out. Thanks for the great chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 02:21 AM (feaxc)

Neun und neunzig Trumpenpunkten

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:35 AM (aK8Pt)

832 "I have met with Mr. Trump. He is a man we can do business with, if he lets us.

"I have here a piece of paper, from which we may have peace in our time.

" I strongly suggest that we accept Mr. Trump's generous offer, and pray that he does not alter the deal any further."

Posted by: Jean-Claude Chamberlin-Juncker at September 26, 2018 02:35 AM (zCyNd)

833 71. SOCIALISM. DOESN'T. WORK.
72. Venezuela used to be great, but then along came socialism. Now it sucks.
73. Socialism and Communism have never worked, never will work, and only ever result in tragedy. It's the Goddamn worst
Too true.
Too bad our idiots can't understand that.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 02:37 AM (8iiMU)

834 oh, i can FB...

it's just that i'd have to re-boot FF afterward, and that's a PITA.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 02:40 AM (rjbMC)

835 sounds like it might be worth it, though.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 02:41 AM (rjbMC)

836 21. Not too shabby, Li'l Kim. (Don't fuck this up)
22. Everybody who helped out with that is cool in my book. It was pretty much the greatest peace talk ever talked. Just sayin'
23. Shout out to Real Korea, Japan, and China
24. Oh, and I'm fixing the Middle East, too
25. I put most of the countries there to work fucking over Iran and ISIS
26. They're spending money to help with Syria and Yemen, too. Ya hear that Iran? We can outspend your fucking Obama money
27. But, I don't really want to get involved
28. Except when I do, so I've been delegating to the less fucked-up sand countries
29. I FUCKING KILLED ISIS!
30. Syria's a damn shitshow. But so help me, if I see one more chemical weapon attack...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 02:44 AM (8iiMU)

837 SOCIALISM. DOESN'T. WORK.

It does because REASONS!!!!

Posted by: Alexandra-Hyphenated-Cortez at September 26, 2018 02:44 AM (zCyNd)

838 24-30 are really hilarious when read as a set.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 02:46 AM (8iiMU)

839 100. And this building? Dated, needs work. The Trump Organization could do something great, fantastic. And probably will.

Posted by: The Annotated Donald Trump at September 26, 2018 02:50 AM (zCyNd)

840 101. This Kavanaugh guy? I got his back. He's good people.102. That other guy? Rosen-something? He's in teh waiting room, cooling his heels. I'll take care of him once I'm done here.

Posted by: Annotated Two Scoops at September 26, 2018 02:55 AM (8iiMU)

841 835 oh, i can FB...

it's just that i'd have to re-boot FF afterward, and that's a PITA.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 02:40 AM (rjbMC)

Thanks for explaining; new to me.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 03:04 AM (aK8Pt)

842 840 100. And this building? Dated, needs work. The Trump Organization could do something great, fantastic. And probably will.
Posted by: The Annotated Donald Trump at September 26, 2018 02:50 AM (zCyNd)

841 101. This Kavanaugh guy? I got his back. He's good people.102. That other guy? Rosen-something? He's in teh waiting room, cooling his heels. I'll take care of him once I'm done here.

Posted by: Annotated Two Scoops at September 26, 2018 02:55 AM (8iiMU)

Many claps!

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 03:05 AM (aK8Pt)

843 The author of the list is Coop LoPresto.

31. Glad to see Jordan is taking in refugees from Syria. Better you than me, Abdullah
32. But seriously, it's a lot better than flying them all the way over here. RIGHT, EUROPE?
33. Iran's trying to get away with its involvement? YOU THOUGHT!
34. Fuck you, Iran! I know what you've been up to, you garbage-ass regime! All you do is ruin everything else for everyone else, you miserable sons of bitches!
35. Seriously, even your own citizens are sick of your shit, Iran! Where'd all that Obama money go, eh Iran? Terrorism? Yeah, I'm sure your people are just THRILLED about that! 0/10 all around, Iran
36. The Iran Deal was shit, and everybody knows it
37. We basically funded their military dictatorship, nuclear weapons programs, and terrorism. Thanks, Obama
38. ~But then I came to tooown~ and let Iran know who's boss. DEAL'S OFF, BITCHES!
39. Like, seriously, who the fuck thought letting Iran have nukes was a good idea?
40. Everybody point and laugh at Iran's govern

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 03:09 AM (aK8Pt)

844
40. Everybody point and laugh at Iran's government. Their people are cool, though. #IranProtests

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 03:10 AM (aK8Pt)

845 Reminder: there was an accuser other than Ford and Ramirez: Cristina King Miranda. Who backed down from her claim, finally saying that "In my [Facebook] post' I was empowered and I was sure it probably did [happen]"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y89jqops

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 03:17 AM (aK8Pt)

846 41. And their friggin' turbans. Know who rocks a turban? Nikki Haley's dad, that's who. Hey Nikki, amirite?

Posted by: The Annotated Donald Trump at September 26, 2018 03:17 AM (zCyNd)

847 I was empowered

Is that how the kids say it these days?

Posted by: The Annotated Miklos at September 26, 2018 03:18 AM (zCyNd)

848 From what I heard President Trump into the UN and told them the your dictators suck.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 03:40 AM (T4oHT)

849 Listened to John Hinderaker from Power Line on radio yesterday and his article up, he is not so sure Ford will show up. DiFi is still trying to postpone it but finally Grassley has had enough and not going for it.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 03:48 AM (T4oHT)

850 Coffee is going, give it 7 more minutes

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 03:52 AM (T4oHT)

851 728 lol

Vox lays off another 60+ workers after laying off another 50 earlier this year. That's about 10% this year and missing revenue target.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (5jVnA)


Soros not happy when results are not achieved.


Budget cut is also a signal to the others suckling on the Soros teat.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2018 03:53 AM (UsCnO)

852 https://tinyurl.com/ych6ceom

41. Jerusalem? More like Jew-rusalem, amirite?
42. Let's clear some shit up about the Israel conflict, alright? Israel has a right to exist.
43. Fuck what you used to do, we're being pragmatic, here.
44. You ain't gonna take advantage of the US anymore, you freeloaders.
45. I'm sick of all this "made in China" crap
46. We buy all their shit and they don't buy all of our stuff and they do all that skeezy, nerdy, accountant stuff to take advantage of us
47. No more, I say!
48. So I made some great deals with Mexico and Real Korea. Expect yuge discounts on taco bowls and Samsung phones
49. The WTO is a fucking joke.
50. China took all our manufacturing jobs

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 03:53 AM (aK8Pt)

853 www.foxnews.com Miss Utah hopeful takes autistic high schooler to homecoming after classmates play cruel prank
Link from WZ

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 03:55 AM (T4oHT)

854 thefederalist.com - Trump administration needs keep women (0ut of ) combat

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 04:17 AM (T4oHT)

855
Warm flat beer

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 26, 2018 04:20 AM (oYD2h)

856 I have only hot coffee.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 04:27 AM (T4oHT)

857
BBC
The spider with super powers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDtlvZGmHYk

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 26, 2018 04:35 AM (oYD2h)

858 Should you really be doing a surprise party for a 100 year old man?

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2018 04:38 AM (cAnNx)

859 Good morning, Horde

Posted by: fluffy at September 26, 2018 04:52 AM (b+SbO)

860 socialism doesn't work! the welfare state was brought in by conservative otto von bismarck to stop the incessant revolutions in germany that was killing off to many of the wealthy. helping the poor was a by product. roosevelt's new deal was to stop people voting for the commits who wanted to shoot rich people. commies got over 1,000,000 votes in 1932 and were putting up road blocks to stop cars looking for capitalists. people were storing can goods in kansas to eat when the communist revolution came to kansas. roosevelt was hated by the wealthy as he save their lives!

Posted by: wammo at September 26, 2018 05:06 AM (AnM3N)

861 Should you really be doing a surprise party for a 100 year old man?

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2018 04:38 AM (cAnNx)

Only after making discreet inquiries regarding his opinion on hookers and blow.

Posted by: Miss "Miklos" Manners at September 26, 2018 05:06 AM (zCyNd)

862 socialism doesn't work. two socialist walking down a 19th century london street and saw a beggar. one reached into his pocket for a coin the other stopped him saying stop! you are delaying the revolution! remember many trump voters had voted for bernie sanders in the primary.

Posted by: wammo at September 26, 2018 05:16 AM (AnM3N)

863 Would someone kindly toss this frisbee?

Posted by: fluffy at September 26, 2018 05:40 AM (b+SbO)

864 Only after making discreet inquiries regarding his opinion on hookers and blow.
Posted by: Miss "Miklos" Manners at September 26, 2018 05:06 AM (zCyNd)

You misspelled "enthusiasm"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2018 05:40 AM (n9EOP)

865 Not a real gabby lot this AM.

Posted by: fluffy at September 26, 2018 05:57 AM (b+SbO)

866 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:15 AM (hyuyC)

867
Oakland loses in extra innings to Seattle, so the Astros clinch the Western Division title.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2018 06:18 AM (LsBY9)

868 Dadgummit!! I'll learn you, you whippersnapper!!

Posted by: Gabby Hayes at September 26, 2018 06:18 AM (zCyNd)

869 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 06:18 AM (wldC6)

870 Top of ta morning to ya, fluffy.


You have a story to tell>

Mine was I called my Federal Senator on Kav, urging approval.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:20 AM (hyuyC)

871 Ten red flags concerning sexual assault claims.

By a professional.

https://tinyurl.com/yb3jxjbc

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 06:20 AM (wldC6)

872 I didn't remember Gabby's last name, or I would have posted something pithy from him. LOL. The Horde mind ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:21 AM (hyuyC)

873 The Horde mind ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:21 AM (hyuyC)

His first name was actually George.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos Hayes at September 26, 2018 06:24 AM (zCyNd)

874 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Thank you for that link. Very informative.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:25 AM (hyuyC)

875 For whatever reason I've become a lot more interesting in hearing and collecting what I call "The Great American Songbook" recently. I want to get myself a good foundation of classic pop, jazz, country, you name it.

If you like jazz, try a little Lee Morgan.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 26, 2018 06:28 AM (v1udk)

876 Mornin' Miklos Hayes

Thanks. I did not know that. And his Wiki article is interesting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:29 AM (hyuyC)

877 Thanks. I did not know that. And his Wiki article is interesting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:29 AM (hyuyC)

Very welcome, consarn it.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos Hayes at September 26, 2018 06:29 AM (zCyNd)

878 Well what kind of he popped my bra strap, pull my hair and spit in my milk bullshit has Kav been accused of today?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 06:30 AM (JFO2v)

879
By a professional.

https://tinyurl.com/yb3jxjbc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

And then they wonder why Kav got an attorney.

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 06:32 AM (8ikIW)

880 rhennigantx

I think the Dems are done. They overplayed a weak hand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)

881 860 socialism doesn't work! the welfare state was brought in by conservative otto von bismarck to stop the incessant revolutions in germany that was killing off to many of the wealthy.

"Socialism" has transmogrified into a magic word. Just like "Climate Change" is a magic word. In the above article about eating meat, the little tyrant jumps to foolishness about how the very existence of meat somehow melts polar ice. "Climate Change" isn't about anything getting warmer or colder, it is about attaching some totalitarian idea to mysticism.

Likewise, "socialism" is a now a magic word. The Left is incapable of making an intellectual or reasoned argument, primarily because their intended audience, products of government education, are incapable of reasoned or logical thought. "Socialism" used to have meaning, now it doesn't. It is placeholder for an intellectual argument.

For a generation of people who confuse emotions with thinking, uttering "climate change" or "socialism" proximate to some totalitarian demand is supposed to be the "That Settles It" nuclear bomb of debate.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 26, 2018 06:35 AM (boNFp)

882 Cool day here. Yesterday was interesting. At 2 PM, weather apps showed a tenth of an inch of rain and thunderstorms around 4 PM. 4 PM rolls around and we get a half inch of rain in 15 minutes with high winds that knocked out power in a few areas.

Globull warming... 100 years of records...OMG

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 06:36 AM (8ikIW)

883 879
By a professional.

https://tinyurl.com/yb3jxjbc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

And then they wonder why Kav got an attorney.
Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 06:32 AM (8ikIW)


Ford and Ramirez went 10/10 on that 1

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 06:37 AM (JFO2v)

884 I think the Dems are done. They overplayed a weak hand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)

The Kavanaugh episode, and the Democrats' actions, have turned the next election into a test of the quantity and quality of simple decency in American society.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at September 26, 2018 06:38 AM (zCyNd)

885 Bruce

The colder the air, the less water can be dissolved in it. So as the Earth gets slightly colder from this trough in the Solar Cycle Progression, I would expect more rain, for a while.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:39 AM (hyuyC)

886 Bruce, we got over an inch in NW IL. Little burg north of us had some damage from the storms, power-lines, trees and whatnot. Hope many mosquitoes were destroyed, as well.

Posted by: lizabth at September 26, 2018 06:40 AM (RFh5Y)

887 Mornin' Miklos

Well, don't look at me for simple decency. But I have my own stories from my time in Academia. So this resonates with me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:41 AM (hyuyC)

888 I think the Dems are done. They overplayed a weak hand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)


I think so, too. Expect the MSM will change the subject now. They lost.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2018 06:43 AM (6Zmow)

889 Labor day we had an immense amount of rain. 8-11" near me. I was out looking at damage when an older woman pulled her car next to me and started talking. She said, "Last night I got 9 inches".

I said "Now you're bragging." When will I learn? **Sobs**

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:44 AM (hyuyC)

890 Morning all, coffee is brewing and lunches are being made. Have good day.

Posted by: Picric at September 26, 2018 06:44 AM (nonGu)

891 And on that note, work preps commence.

Have a serene day, everyone. And may every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:45 AM (hyuyC)

892 I said "Now you're bragging." When will I learn? **Sobs**

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:44 AM (hyuyC)

Maybe she was challenging you to do better?

Posted by: Miklos *not sobbing* at September 26, 2018 06:46 AM (zCyNd)

893 when i wake up

ill say good morning

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2018 06:47 AM (+g41/)

894 Bruce, we got over an inch in NW IL

That's my location too. I haven't checked the rain gauge this AM.

Yep, damn mosquitoes. I'm glad I got the skeeter treatment for the yard this summer

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 06:48 AM (8ikIW)

895 I'm thinking around 2pm will be the start of the Ford hearing beg off.

They will demand a delay this afternoon.
They will say tomorrow is arbitrary
Rachel and the Stranger will not open

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2018 06:51 AM (+g41/)

896
"I think the Dems are done. They overplayed a weak hand.



Posted by: NaCly Dog"

The sexual accusations against a choir boy just weren't believable from the start. They should have used the racist card instead and too late now. I expect them to use that on the next nominee.

Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2018 06:52 AM (MxEKc)

897 880 rhennigantx

I think the Dems are done. They overplayed a weak hand.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)


Mr. Optimism

I wish I could be more so.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2018 06:54 AM (Ss+Em)

898 Ford to dims

"you said he would pull out"

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2018 06:54 AM (+g41/)

899 Ford to dims

"you said he would pull out"

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2018 06:54 AM (+g41/)

If they delay a couple more days...is it true that women and guys named Cory on Judiciary Committees synchronize their periods?

Posted by: Miklos, who raed something about that in Cosmo once at September 26, 2018 06:57 AM (zCyNd)

900 LOCK HER UP!

https://tinyurl.com/ybgo5wc7

Former NSA software developer sentenced for keeping classified materials

Nghia Hoang Pho was sentenced to 5.5 years for taking classified material home though his attorney's said he had "no malicious goal in bringing his material home from work".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 26, 2018 06:58 AM (EMi53)

901 "I think so, too. Expect the MSM will change the subject now. They lost.





Posted by: ALH"

If they start complaining about how the esteemed Dr. Ford was swift-boated by Republicans it is a sure sign it is over.

Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2018 06:59 AM (MxEKc)

902 897 880 rhennigantx

I think the Dems are done. They overplayed a weak hand.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)


Mr. Optimism

I wish I could be more so.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2018 06:54 AM (Ss+Em)

Have we even seen the Ford letter? And when did it become rape? Ramirez was calling around to see if anyone else saw a dick or a dildo? and was it Kavs? Pron Star Bambulance Chaser says the virgin hudge was drugging gals so he friends could chain rape! Hey we be the mutha fukn Russians?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

903 Nghia Hoang Pho was sentenced to 5.5 years for taking classified material home though his attorney's said he had "no malicious goal in bringing his material home from work".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 26, 2018 06:58 AM (EMi53)

It was base for soup!

Posted by: Miklos, with fish sauce on the side at September 26, 2018 07:01 AM (zCyNd)

904 Hey we be the mutha fukn Russians?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

It is 3 pm in Moscow. Happy Hour started 4 hours ago.

Posted by: Miklos, from Valu-Riteski at September 26, 2018 07:04 AM (zCyNd)

905 903 Nghia Hoang Pho was sentenced to 5.5 years for taking classified material home though his attorney's said he had "no malicious goal in bringing his material home from work".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 26, 2018 06:58 AM (EMi53)

It was base for soup!
Posted by: Miklos, with fish sauce on the side at September 26, 2018 07:01 AM (zCyNd)

Sandy Berger walked out with Clinton docs on Whitewater and/or Rose Billing Fraud.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

906 Why do we call it Tuesday night, when it makes more sense to say Tuesnight?

Posted by: Downcast at September 26, 2018 07:07 AM (VWE5i)

907 Ten red flags concerning sexual assault claims.

By a professional.

https://tinyurl.com/yb3jxjbc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



11. When the accuser waits 30 fucking years.
12. Sudden Remembered Memories Syndrome

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 07:07 AM (YxTUV)

908 It is 3 pm in Moscow. Happy Hour started 4 hours ago.
Posted by: Miklos, from Valu-Riteski at September 26, 2018 07:04 AM (zCyNd)

wodka wodka wodka wodka and wodka!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:07 AM (JFO2v)

909 Nghia Hoang Pho was sentenced to 5.5 years for taking classified material home though his attorney's said he had "no malicious goal in bringing his material home from work".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 26, 2018 06:58 AM (EMi53)

It was base for soup!
Posted by: Miklos, with fish sauce on the side at September 26, 2018 07:01 AM (zCyNd)

Sandy Berger walked out with Clinton docs on Whitewater and/or Rose Billing Fraud.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Hillary had an illegal server set up in her home.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 07:08 AM (YxTUV)

910 Sandy Berger walked out with Clinton docs on Whitewater and/or Rose Billing Fraud.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

I always wondered about not only what he took, but what he put into the files.

Posted by: Miklos, suspicious that way at September 26, 2018 07:08 AM (zCyNd)

911 903 Nghia Hoang Pho was sentenced to 5.5 years for taking classified material home though his attorney's said he had "no malicious goal in bringing his material home from work".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 26, 2018 06:58 AM (EMi53)

It was base for soup!
Posted by: Miklos, with fish sauce on the side at September 26, 2018 07:01 AM (zCyNd)

--------

I guess he found the unreasonable prosecutor.

Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:08 AM (r/iWu)

912 The Demoncrats won't be done until either we're all dead, or every city has burned to ash.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2018 07:09 AM (f6Na5)

913 I read on Instapundit yesterday that Trump rescinded his declassification order Friday.

Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:11 AM (r/iWu)

914
Former NSA software developer sentenced for keeping classified materials



Nghia Hoang Pho


Another Russian!!!

Posted by: The Forthright Bob Mueller at September 26, 2018 07:11 AM (oVJmc)

915 So Ford submitted 4 names of people who corroborate her story. Though these people are from after 2012 and not any time before.

Posted by: Myriad Jack at September 26, 2018 07:11 AM (labbd)

916 The Demoncrats won't be done until either we're all dead, or every city has burned to ash.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2018 07:09 AM (f6Na5)


The eldt do tend piss shit and burn where they live...and I say go for it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:12 AM (m8J9w)

917 President of South Korea has positive things to say about Trump whom he considers a friend:

https://tinyurl.com/y9mclb4s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:12 AM (AllCR)

918 So Ford submitted 4 names of people who corroborate her story. Though these people are from after 2012 and not any time before.

All they know is what she told them.

Posted by: The Forthright Bob Mueller at September 26, 2018 07:13 AM (oVJmc)

919 So Ford submitted 4 names of people who corroborate her story. Though these people are from after 2012 and not any time before.

Posted by: Myriad Jack at September 26, 2018 07:11 AM (labbd)


It's called hear say is totally FUBAR
Although I did hear she was the oral queen of Maryland

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:13 AM (m8J9w)

920 879


By a professional.



https://tinyurl.com/yb3jxjbc

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



And then they wonder why Kav got an attorney.

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 06:32 AM (8ikIW)

Textbook.

Posted by: Dr Balsy Ford at September 26, 2018 07:14 AM (9dzlp)

921 President of South Korea has positive things to say about Trump whom he considers a friend:

https://tinyurl.com/y9mclb4s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:12 AM (AllCR)


President of South Korea is a commie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:14 AM (m8J9w)

922 Although I did hear she was the oral queen of Maryland

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:13 AM (m8J9w)

And a nasty case of blue crabs.

Posted by: Miklos, no terrapin he at September 26, 2018 07:15 AM (zCyNd)

923 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:14 AM (m8J9w)

Better than the leader of North Korea

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:15 AM (AllCR)

924 "I think so, too. Expect the MSM will change the subject now. They lost.








Posted by: ALH"

If they start complaining about how the esteemed Dr. Ford was swift-boated by Republicans it is a sure sign it is over.





Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2018 06:59 AM---

It's over and the dems lost. Our local leaning lefty newspaper ran three editorials this morning ripping WiFi, the dems and the stupid protestors apart.


All three editorials called for a vote.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:16 AM (JUOKG)

925 Joe speaks!

https://dailycaller.com/2018/09/25/biden-fbi-report-clarence-thomas/

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:16 AM (JFO2v)

926 I heard from reliable sources that Edsel's 2 kids look a lot like bill clinton

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:16 AM (m8J9w)

927 "So Ford submitted 4 names of people who corroborate her story. Though these people are from after 2012 and not any time before.



Posted by: Myriad Jack"

She told no one, showed no sign of an attack and nobody saw anything, according to he own version . Any 4 random strangers off the street could corroborate this.

Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2018 07:17 AM (MxEKc)

928 President of South Korea is a commie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:14 AM (m8J9w)

He's the one who promised to create jobs by taxing the wealthy.

Not sure how that is supposed to work...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2018 07:17 AM (wYseH)

929 I heard from reliable sources that Edsel's 2 kids look a lot like bill clinton

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:16 AM (m8J9w)

Unlike Clinton's kid?

Posted by: Miklos, insert Chubbles joke here at September 26, 2018 07:18 AM (zCyNd)

930 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:14 AM (m8J9w)

Better than the leader of North Korea

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:15 AM (AllCR)


Not so sure...We konw who and what the dear leader of North Korea is...it's the insidious cancers inside your body that are the most dangerous

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:18 AM (m8J9w)

931 Hearsay evidence is the best kind.

Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2018 07:18 AM (3HNOQ)

932 Will this Kavanaugh charade finally be over or while the woman of mystery CBF show up after Kav gives his statement and demand to speak? I say she should be checked for ID. I think they'll have an actress. I am hoping that she doesn't attend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:19 AM (AllCR)

933 Hearsay evidence is the best kind.

Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2018 07:18 AM (3HNOQ

No evidence is even better

Posted by: Comrade Stalin at September 26, 2018 07:19 AM (m8J9w)

934 What is your relationship with President Trump?

Well, I am the President of South Korea and he is the President of the United States.

Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2018 07:21 AM (3HNOQ)

935 Hillary had an illegal server set up in her home.


Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 07:08 AM

---

hillary's attorney to this day still has copies of that server data in his office.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:22 AM (JUOKG)

936 He's the one who promised to create jobs by taxing the wealthy.

Not sure how that is supposed to work...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Must be a way. We got a D gubernatorial candidate in Illinois running on that platform

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 07:23 AM (8ikIW)

937 'Distracted Boyfriend' meme is sexist says Sweden. What's Swedish for "Bofa"?

Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2018 07:23 AM (UdKB7)

938 I read on Instapundit yesterday that Trump rescinded his declassification order Friday.

Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:11 AM

I'd bet Rosenpenis showed up to resign and Trump told him he wouldn't accept the resignation because redaction would expose Rod for what he was. I'd bet PDTS offered Rosenpenis a deal he couldn't refuse.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2018 07:23 AM (NDcnw)

939 About Edsel

Her own immediate family doesnt appear to be backing her up, either. Her mother, father and two siblings are all conspicuously absent from a letter of support released by a dozen relatives, mostly on her husbands side of the family.

The letter attests to her honesty and integrity. Why didnt her parents and brothers sign the letter? a congressional source familiar with the investigation wondered.

Me smellith a rat here

Posted by: Comrade Stalin at September 26, 2018 07:24 AM (m8J9w)

940 Good morning deplorables. On my second cup, chilly morning. Had to put on socks. Good to see the ont horde is trying to top 1000 comments. Be of good cheer.

Posted by: colfax mingo at September 26, 2018 07:24 AM (tCvhJ)

941 I read on Instapundit yesterday that Trump rescinded his declassification order Friday.



Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:11 AM



I'd bet Rosenpenis showed up to resign and Trump told him he
wouldn't accept the resignation because redaction would expose Rod for
what he was. I'd bet PDTS offered Rosenpenis a deal he couldn't refuse.


Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2018 07:23 AM

---

Uh Trump hasn't talked privately with rosenstein he has been at the UN all week.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:25 AM (JUOKG)

942 I heard from reliable sources that Edsel's 2 kids look a lot like bill clinton

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:16

You ever see the Beltway School 2016 picture?

https://c___8.ibsrv.net/g___/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/700x468
/80-billskids1_7fb4a49ace1b7ab7cf1ae6089dfc026748ed5c83.jpg

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 26, 2018 07:25 AM (URwyc)

943 Rush was speculating that PDT rescinded because there are things he wants from Britain.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2018 07:25 AM (f6Na5)

944 she still pushed forward with her bombshell charge, contacting The Washington Post tip line and Democratic lawmakers, while hiring a Democratic activist lawyer. Ford is also a Democrat, as well as an anti-Trump marcher, raising questions about the motive and timing of the allegations along with their veracity.

Ford contends that notes her therapist took in 2012 corroborate her account. But they dont mention Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Comrade Stalin at September 26, 2018 07:26 AM (m8J9w)

945 In another inconsistency, Ford told The Washington Post she was upset when Trump won in 2016, because Kavanaugh was mentioned as a Supreme Court pick. But Kavanaugh wasnt added to Trumps list of possibles until November 2017, a full year later.

Posted by: Comrade Stalin at September 26, 2018 07:27 AM (m8J9w)

946 I heard from reliable sources that Edsel's 2 kids look a lot like bill clinton

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:16

You ever see the Beltway School 2016 picture?

https://tinyurl.com/BeltwaySchoolPic

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 26, 2018 07:28 AM (URwyc)

947 THEN WHO WAS PENIS

Posted by: Deborah Ramirez's Medulla at September 26, 2018 07:29 AM (zCyNd)

948 Uh Trump hasn't talked privately with rosenstein he has been at the UN all week.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:25 AM (JUOKG)

-------

According to Instapundit they met last Friday and Trump rescinded his declassify order.

Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:30 AM (r/iWu)

949 Sean Spicier...

Any chance Debbie Ramirez hasn't washed her cheek in 35 years to preserve the DNA from Kavanaughs penis?

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 07:31 AM (8ikIW)

950 Guten morten, Hordevolk! Up early because my mom's neck surgery is today (around her 20th surgery overall) and I need to keep my dad company/keep an eye out for the surgeon while he naps.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 26, 2018 07:31 AM (XKZwp)

951 Good morning, Horde. While we wait for J.J., check out this stellar -- and I do mean stellar -- collection of memes from Woodsterman. Brace yourself for the last one. It's a hospital photo of Keith Ellison's GF.

http://bit.ly/21W9s4w

Posted by: SandyCheeks at September 26, 2018 07:31 AM (q9uwj)

952 He he he he. You think this Ford woman might be a little "tetched?"

Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2018 07:31 AM (3HNOQ)

953 keep an eye out for the surgeon while he naps.
Posted by: pookysgirl

The surgeon is going to nap?!?!. Time for some horde Coffee...

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 07:33 AM (8ikIW)

954 Uh Trump hasn't talked privately with rosenstein he has been at the UN all week.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:25 AM

Apparently , he an PDTS had a conversation on Monday. I don't know if it was at the White House or just a telecon. Either way, I'd bet a dollar, even if I made your kind of money that PDTS made him a deal he couldn't refuse.

https://tinyurl.com/y96xzv65

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2018 07:34 AM (NDcnw)

955 Brace yourself for the last one. It's a hospital photo of Keith Ellison's GF.




http://bit.ly/21W9s4w


Posted by: SandyCheeks at September 26, 2018 07:31 AM (q9uwj)

Eeeesh. She's lucky she didn't lose that eye.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 26, 2018 07:34 AM (XKZwp)

956 More evidence YT is on Team Satan. They refuse to take down "how-to" videos of desecration of consecrated Catholic hosts. If you'd like to sign the petition, it's here.

http://bit.ly/2NGn7RS

Posted by: SandyCheeks at September 26, 2018 07:35 AM (q9uwj)

957 The surgeon is going to nap?!?!. Time for some horde Coffee...



Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 07:33 AM (8ikIW)


Maybe that's why my mom's surgeries take so long!

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 26, 2018 07:35 AM (XKZwp)

958 Annoyingly adorable animal picture of the day for the cat people-

https://tinyurl.com/y7n8q8zh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:36 AM (AllCR)

959 > Stop fat-shaming me!!
> Posted by: Sen Murkowski at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (feaxc)

She has many problems, but she's not fat. Has a pretty hot little body for a woman of her age, in fact.

Source: have seen her in a one-piece bathing suit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 07:36 AM (TM5Iv)

960 Uh Trump hasn't talked privately with rosenstein he has been at the UN all week.



Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:25 AM



Apparently , he an PDTS had a conversation on Monday. I don't know
if it was at the White House or just a telecon. Either way, I'd bet a
dollar, even if I made your kind of money that PDTS made him a deal he
couldn't refuse.



https://tinyurl.com/y96xzv65


Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2018 07:34 AM

---

Missed that. Must have been on the phone and Trump doesn't fire people on the phone, he does it in person.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:37 AM (JUOKG)

961 Annoyingly adorable animal picture of the day for the cat people-

https://tinyurl.com/y7n8q8zh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:36 AM (AllCR)

That's almost a "come hither" look...

Posted by: pre-caffeinated Miklos at September 26, 2018 07:37 AM (zCyNd)

962 Posted by: pookysgirl at September 26, 2018 07:31 AM (XKZwp)

What's going on with your mom, that's she's having so many surgeries? I will pray for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:38 AM (AllCR)

963
The 'Obama Economy' is doing so well after he left office I wish he'd left office 8 years earlier.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 26, 2018 07:38 AM (URwyc)

964 {{{MisHum}}}

'Morning, Horde.

Posted by: creeper at September 26, 2018 07:39 AM (AzV8L)

965 Posted by: pre-caffeinated Miklos at September 26, 2018 07:37 AM (zCyNd)

It think that's why the cat is referred to as a "supermodel". Supermodels are good at that sort of thing!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:40 AM (AllCR)

966 Morning, all.

93 days to go.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2018 07:40 AM (kqsXK)

967 Missed that. Must have been on the phone and Trump doesn't fire people on the phone, he does it in person.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:37 AM (JUOKG)

Wapo reports that Rosie offered to resign if Trump doesn't "denigrate" him (which has gotta be racist right there). I.e., be nice to me and I'll go quietly and open up the Deputy AG slot.

Much speculation is that Trump's response was no and hell no, you stay where you are, and clean up the mess you made. Then we'll talk.

Posted by: pre-caffeinated Miklos at September 26, 2018 07:41 AM (zCyNd)

968 You know what makes me roll my eyes about Debbie Ramirez?. They get some photographer to take a picture with her wearing no makeup with a plaintive look on her face, as if 36 years later she's still traumatized by this. Only dolts, LIF and people who want to be conned don't know this is a fake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:42 AM (AllCR)

969 dunno if this will show up in the MR, but look.at Kazakhstan -
ready to start chemical castration of convicted pedophiles

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8eq2y8g

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 26, 2018 07:43 AM (dMvl+)

970 JJ up!

Posted by: pre-caffeinated Miklos at September 26, 2018 07:43 AM (zCyNd)

971 Looking up "tetched" in my 1992 PDR...

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 26, 2018 07:44 AM (RuIsu)

972 re: The come-hither kitty.

I'd hit it.

Posted by: creeper's one-eyed Ace at September 26, 2018 07:50 AM (AzV8L)

973 So much*fail* in the climb to 1000.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 10:10 AM (S+f51)

974 "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Mark Twain"

Is there any provenance for this? It doesn't sound at all like something Twain would say.

Posted by: aelfheld at September 26, 2018 01:01 PM (IxDhF)

975 WHO'S ON FIRST?

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at September 26, 2018 04:38 PM (wGqjj)

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