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Great White Dope Robert Francis "Blotto" O'Rourke Drove Drunk, At Speeds In Excess of 75 MPH, Crossed Into Oncoming Traffic Lanes Dangerously, Lost Control and Hit a Truck, Then Attempted to Flee Scene When Police Tried to Arrest Him

This is a bit more serious than the previous media take about a young college rascal who just maybe was one drink over the line, huh?

See Instapundit and even Instapundit for more.

Also, The Daily Caller. He hit 0.136 on his blood alcohol reading, and that was after all that high-metabolic-rate felony evasion had burned a lot of booze out of his blood.

Vote for "Blotto" O'Rourke

He'll do for Texas what he did for highway safety.


For Once The Media and Democrats (But I Repeat Myself Did Not Lie): From Broseidon, Czar of the Brocean:

32 Old take: Beto is so dreamy, why he's almost a Kennedy!

New take: Wait, fleeing a drunk driving accident and using his connections to get out of trouble? O'Rourke my ass, he IS a Kennedy.

Trump Tweets:

I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October. I'm picking the biggest stadium in Texas we can find. As you know, Ted has my complete and total Endorsement. His opponent is a disaster for Texas -- weak on Second Amendment, Crime, Borders, Military, and Vets!

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:01 PM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Fox2! at August 31, 2018 03:00 PM (dP2fJ)

2 Can you tell Cruz has had enough with this close campaign talk?

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 31, 2018 03:00 PM (HJbDF)

3 WTF is up with the formatting?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 31, 2018 03:00 PM (2sCft)

4 Bumper cars?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:00 PM (9MKXa)

5 Good Lord. I can't take this.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 31, 2018 03:00 PM (2sCft)

6 I feel all red and swollen

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 31, 2018 03:01 PM (RHEDC)

7 Okay, well Beano wasn't going to win anyway. So, adios amoebas!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 31, 2018 03:02 PM (2sCft)

8 Mighty big article!

Posted by: DaveA at August 31, 2018 03:02 PM (FhXTo)

9 Red and Swollen, indeed. Ouch.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 31, 2018 03:02 PM (2sCft)

10 I'm sensing a pattern of open tags today...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:02 PM (LZygN)

11 Who among us hasn't gotten totally blotto, wrecked spectacularly, and then fled the police? Who among us hasn't hidden in daddy's pocket to get out of trouble? Besides all of us, I mean.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2018 03:02 PM (gC2IV)

12 Huge news.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 31, 2018 03:02 PM (RHEDC)

13 Corgis summoned.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 31, 2018 03:02 PM (dP2fJ)

14 Hold my red text, I've got to jump this median.

Posted by: Draki at August 31, 2018 03:02 PM (uxRvo)

15 I can't handle this formatting. See ya!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 31, 2018 03:02 PM (2sCft)

16 This is special.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 03:03 PM (1wgcN)

17 Instead of a fake Mexican he could have run as an authentic Irish.

Posted by: Skeptical looking Savannah Guthrie at August 31, 2018 03:03 PM (6HWvp)

18 Ha, top 10 and 2nd with formatting correction.
My dopamine clicks - yeah!

Posted by: DaveA at August 31, 2018 03:03 PM (FhXTo)

19 BIG RED LETTERS. Like Big Government.

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2018 03:03 PM (LueOi)

20 Blotto.I like it.

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2018 03:03 PM (mCMQ5)

21 Bigly.

I know things were pretty different in 1998 re: DUI and DUI punishments but even then a .136 should have been pretty serious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 31, 2018 03:03 PM (dEQP3)

22 Beta sure cuts a Kerry-esque figure. Reporting for duty!

Posted by: Gaz Chaud at August 31, 2018 03:03 PM (Y9B2i)

23 17 Instead of a fake Mexican he could have run as an authentic Irish.


lulz

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2018 03:03 PM (PA9oZ)

24 SteveOReno bailed 10 seconds too soon.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 31, 2018 03:03 PM (RHEDC)

25 He should run for president, I think.

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2018 03:03 PM (vDqXW)

26 Loool

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at August 31, 2018 03:03 PM (u82gr)

27 But George Bush couldn't be President because something something drunk driving.

Posted by: Moose4 at August 31, 2018 03:04 PM (+VWnP)

28 SteveO, come back! You forgot your shingle!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fed Up at August 31, 2018 03:04 PM (xPJvm)

29 I doubt that this kills Beto's candidacy.

But I've doubted his ability to win in November since the media started pushing for him.

In essence, there might not be much of a vote to depress to begin with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:04 PM (LZygN)

30 Instead of a fake Mexican he could have run as an authentic Irish.
Posted by: Skeptical looking Savannah Guthrie at August 31, 2018 03:03 PM (6HWvp)



This is funny is what this is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 31, 2018 03:04 PM (dEQP3)

31

At what age did he do this??

Posted by: Soothi at August 31, 2018 03:04 PM (1V4qu)

32 Old take: Beto is so dreamy, why he's almost a Kennedy!

New take: Wait, fleeing a drunk driving accident and using his connections to get out of trouble? O'Rourke my ass, he IS a Kennedy.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 31, 2018 03:04 PM (opme+)

33 Bill Clinton sits with Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan at Aretha Franklin funeral

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (9MKXa)

34 Beto has no problem with kneeling against America.
Cruz will always stand for America.

Vote Cruz

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (FOeaV)

35 Yep, he's a Kennedy, alright.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (cEhoY)

36 Ace must've lost his reading glasses.

Anyhoo, Ace, you know Beto gets a pass because Progs presumably don't moralize the way Christian conservatives do, therefore they have no standards to live up to, ergo Beto can drunk-drive, wife-cheat, hell even pedo-phile with absolute impunity. And all Progs appreciate running from the scene because the only fights they like to have are on twitter or in very large groups so that they can inflict the violence rather than t'other way 'round.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (Al42J)

37 Also, The Daily Caller.
He hit 0.136 on his blood alcohol reading, and that was after all that
high-metabolic-rate Grand Theft Auto style driving and crashing burned a
lot of booze out of his blood.



0.136 is not all that high Ace. Hell I blew a .28 on my DUI 20 years ago.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (mpXpK)

38 Bill Clinton sits with Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan at Aretha Franklin funeral
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (9MKXa)

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Theyre just punking us now aren't they.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (8XRCm)

39 34 Beto has no problem with kneeling against America.
Cruz will always stand for America.

Vote Cruz
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (FOeaV)

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"We hate America and wish we were part of peaceful Mexico."
-Austin, TX

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (LZygN)

40 Astounding. This guy should be laughed out of public life. Being a sleaze is one thing, but actively trying to flee from police is something else.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (J+mig)

41 I kind of envy the complete and unvarnished confidence people like him possess. It's breathtaking.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2018 03:06 PM (dI3/S)

42 The least he could have done was start a fist fight with any good Samaritan that stopped to help.

Pussy.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 31, 2018 03:06 PM (RHEDC)

43 41 I kind of envy the complete and unvarnished confidence people like him possess. It's breathtaking.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2018 03:06 PM (dI3/S)

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He also possesses a daddy who's a judge.

That'll help.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:06 PM (LZygN)

44 I kind of envy the complete and unvarnished confidence people like him possess. It's breathtaking.

----

Hubris.

I believe the word you are looking for is hubris.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

45 Thousands of Palestinians protest in Gaza border riots
While ceasefire talks are being hold to achieve calm in Gaza, grenade is thrown at IDF force during weekly Gaza border riots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:07 PM (9MKXa)

46 Senator Blutarsky.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2018 03:07 PM (/tuJf)

47 45 Thousands of Palestinians protest in Gaza border riots
While ceasefire talks are being hold to achieve calm in Gaza, grenade is thrown at IDF force during weekly Gaza border riots
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:07 PM (9MKXa)

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The Jews' fault, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:07 PM (LZygN)

48 who was the Travis County DA who blew a .238? Blotto O'Rourke was stone sober compared to that.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 03:07 PM (4ZBjb)

49 Senator Blutarsky.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2018 03:07 PM (/tuJf)

I am absolutely sure Sen Blutarsky was a Republican

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:08 PM (9MKXa)

50 I just got a text from Beta's campaign volunteer, Peggy, asking who I'm voting for. Debating my reply...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2018 03:08 PM (bVtr0)

51 Did anybody notice that Gillum decries the lack of fine understanding makes Desantis call him a "socialist"--but it's perfectly okay to call Desantis a "racist" just on the slip of the lip--just because he feels like it fits Desantis? Just because that was his sense and his takeaway?

Why the fuck do the libs always get to decide what they will call us AND what is "misunderstanding" about them?

Why the fuck do they always get to decry our "misrepresentation" of them--but they don't have to worry if our guys feel misrepresented?

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2018 03:08 PM (vDqXW)

52 We hate America and wish we were part of peaceful Mexico."
-Austin, TX
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (LZygN)

Austin has a majority of lefty transplants and home grown nuts but it's not a huge majority. It's still Texas.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 03:08 PM (FOeaV)

53 If only there'd have been a dead girl involved, then he'd be Presidential material.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 31, 2018 03:08 PM (opme+)

54 50 I just got a text from Beta's campaign volunteer, Peggy, asking who I'm voting for. Debating my reply...
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2018 03:08 PM (bVtr0)

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Whatever wastes her time the most so she can't contact people she may be able to influence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (LZygN)

55 That .136, was that alcohol to blood or blood to alcohol? Because it sounds like a frighteningly sober amount of the latter.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (RHEDC)

56 0.136 is not all that high Ace. Hell I blew a .28 on my DUI 20 years ago.


.08 is the legal limit. I've blown a .14.

.28 is industrial grade.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (fuK7c)

57 How very Kennedy like.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (1wgcN)

58 Drive like lightning crash like thunder!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)

59 a dead girl or a live boy. Either way, it's a Democrat tradition.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (2sCft)

60 I could overlook a DUI, but not crashing and attempting to flee the scene.

Posted by: CA Token at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (+8LG8)

61 0.136 is not all that high Ace. Hell I blew a .28 on my DUI 20 years ago.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (mpXpK)

.08 is the legal limit in Texas.

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (czkHE)

62 53 If only there'd have been a dead girl involved, then he'd be Presidential material.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 31, 2018 03:08 PM (opme+)

==========

That was Ted's punishment for killing Mary Jo, he could never be president.

Tough, but fair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (LZygN)

63 Beto is an astounding work of gaslighting.

He is Abortion Barbie in drag. Cruz isn't worried.

I am guessing Beto's campaign put this out to friendly reporters because they knew it was coming out in 3 weeks.

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (Z5y53)

64 Jesus Holder is at Franklen's funeral also.

What a Mins....nah better not say it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (9MKXa)

65 what is it with Texan drivers anyway.

I got totaled by a drunk when I was 20, who fled afterward and they never caught the fuck. gave me a nice case of shell shock that semester and I nearly flunked out. hooray for Zoloft.

fuck drunken drivers especially cowards who run away.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (4ZBjb)

66 No dead girl in the car? Big improvement over a Kennedy.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (2NqXo)

67 But George Bush couldn't be President because something something drunk driving.

--

Ya, but you just flip the argument. Because Bush could, and was, President despite a drunk driving charge, then Beto can also be President even with the DUI charge.

... and the Kennedys too ...

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (I9Sw7)

68 Beto will come out as a sodomite transitioning to a mexican shemale making him bullet proof on both sides of the border.
He's a shoo-in.

"Mexican Joe" by Jim Reeves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdZVE9LRTYo

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (EoRCO)

69
I've blown a .14.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (fuK7c)


-------

Impressive.

Call me.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

70 I'm not worthy, ace. I'm glad my caffeine addled keyboard droppings are occasionally chuckle worthy.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (opme+)

71 63 Beto is an astounding work of gaslighting.

He is Abortion Barbie in drag. Cruz isn't worried.

I am guessing Beto's campaign put this out to friendly reporters because they knew it was coming out in 3 weeks.
Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (Z5y53)

============

Cruz is fighting hard because he's no dumb.

I think he's got it in the bag, and he knows it. But he's not the kind of guy to leave it to chance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (LZygN)

72 50 I just got a text from Beta's campaign volunteer, Peggy, asking who I'm voting for. Debating my reply...
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2018 03:08 PM (bVtr0)

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Dear Peggy,

I'll vote for Beto. Also, can y'all make sure I'm out on bail prior to the election? Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (gC2IV)

73 Beto loves illegals so much he even drives like them.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (2NqXo)

74 Shockingly, a Google News search on O'Rourke doesn't show this. Searching for him with the keyword "drunk" got a couple of hits at the top, and then lots of praisy articles.

That's actually fine, since he will skate. I'll bet he identifies as sober.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2018 03:11 PM (hYcqw)

75 That was Ted's punishment for killing Mary Jo, he could never be president.

Tough, but fair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018

++++
No, tough and fair would have been Teddie doing time in prison for killing Mary Jo.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 31, 2018 03:11 PM (2sCft)

76 I just got a text from Beta's campaign volunteer, Peggy, asking who I'm voting for. Debating my reply...
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2018 03:08 PM (bVtr0)
---
Make some name up.

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2018 03:11 PM (vDqXW)

77 Austin DA: that would be Rosemary "Open Bottle of Vodka" Lehmberg.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 31, 2018 03:11 PM (HJbDF)

78 56 .08 is the legal limit. I've blown a .14.



.28 is industrial grade.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (fuK7c)

Thanks to MADD now. At the time the legal limit here was 0.10 and there is no real scientific basis for that. 0.08 is even worse other than MADD wanted it nationwide and got it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 03:11 PM (mpXpK)

79 75 That was Ted's punishment for killing Mary Jo, he could never be president.

Tough, but fair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018

++++
No, tough and fair would have been Teddie doing time in prison for killing Mary Jo.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 31, 2018 03:11 PM (2sCft)

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I thought we were beyond sarc tags around here.

Jeez.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:11 PM (LZygN)

80 Little more than drunk driving in Beta's case.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 03:11 PM (FOeaV)

81 The blue wave coming for Texas is Blue Curacao, apparently.

Posted by: Prince at August 31, 2018 03:11 PM (MX7xj)

82 He was also arrested for burglary. In both cases they were classified as misdemeanors.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb8sljwk

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 31, 2018 03:12 PM (xQfPr)

83 Hey, Beto's a bold risk-taker! That's what we need as a leader!

Posted by: Dem political strategists at August 31, 2018 03:12 PM (fq72/)

84 How very Kennedy like.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (1wgcN)

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What..... did Beto have to swim to shore???

NO.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 03:12 PM (8XRCm)

85 The DNC's PR Room right now:

"Well, you see, in his culture..."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2018 03:12 PM (c07y/)

86 That was Ted's punishment for killing Mary Jo, he could never be president.

Tough, but fair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (LZygN)

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That kind of thing deterred Middle American Dem voters in my parents' generation, but not in mine... this the party of the Clintons, mind you...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 03:12 PM (5aX2M)

87 64 Jesus Holder is at Franklen's funeral also....
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (9MKXa)


Is that Eric's long lost Mexican cousin?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 31, 2018 03:12 PM (kUmUV)

88 anyway, y'all who got caught, at least you learnt your lesson.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 03:12 PM (4ZBjb)

89 Blotto is a nice moniker. Creative.

Posted by: kallisto at August 31, 2018 03:13 PM (DJFLF)

90 Singer Lana Del Rey announced Friday that she is cancelling her scheduled performance in Israel following the pressure applied on her by the BDS Movement.

Scrunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:13 PM (9MKXa)

91 fuck drunken drivers especially cowards who run away.

They're a dime a dozen in CA as well. Mostly illegals, they have "throw away" cars, since with AB60 they get a license, then don't need to register or insure their weapons. So, they get these used Hondas, crash into people and things and walk away. Usually see 2-3 a week in my area, next to a street lamp that's been relocated.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 31, 2018 03:13 PM (RHEDC)

92 In 1998: Beto blows a .138.

In 2018: Beto blows over $13.8 million in campaign contributions.

Progress, my friends.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 31, 2018 03:13 PM (opme+)

93 That was Ted's punishment for killing Mary Jo, he could never be president.

Tough, but fair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018

+++
Noted. I've had a very stressful week TheJamesMadison. God bless.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 31, 2018 03:13 PM (2sCft)

94 Is that Eric's long lost Mexican cousin?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 31, 2018 03:12 PM (kUmUV)
++++++++++
I doubt it. I think that guy was killed by illegally fenced firearms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2018 03:13 PM (hYcqw)

95 Driving drunk is deplorable.

Posted by: Bang_a_gong at August 31, 2018 03:14 PM (fmROA)

96 Funny nickname, bento. Only seems to impress older white women (seriously). Everyone else is just "lighten up, Francis"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 31, 2018 03:14 PM (6qErC)

97 He also possesses a daddy who's a judge.

=====

Not in TX, but that is what I recall.

Dayum, should have insisted that my parents do the political thing more.

Bleah. Nasty boy.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 31, 2018 03:14 PM (MIKMs)

98 92 In 1998: Beto blows a .138.

In 2018: Beto blows over $13.8 million in campaign contributions.

Progress, my friends.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 31, 2018 03:13 PM (opme+)

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I love how the left keeps going all in on Texas instead of someplace like Georgia where they might have a shot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:14 PM (LZygN)

99 Cruz is fighting hard because he's no dumb.

I think he's got it in the bag, and he knows it. But he's not the kind of guy to leave it to chance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (LZygN)


I agree. That's why I think that Beto's campaign got the info out, because Cruz would have done it later. This has two months to disappear now.

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 03:14 PM (Z5y53)

100 Move on! It only matters when you're a Republican!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 31, 2018 03:14 PM (37IEG)

101 Singer Lana Del Rey announced Friday that she is cancelling her scheduled performance in Israel following the pressure applied on her by the BDS Movement.

Scrunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:13 PM (9MKXa)

+++
Who did she sleep with to get that gig that she cancelled.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 31, 2018 03:15 PM (2sCft)

102
Anyhoo, Ace, you know Beto gets a pass because Progs presumably
don't moralize the way Christian conservatives do, therefore they have
no standards to live up to, ergo Beto can drunk-drive, wife-cheat, hell
even pedo-phile with absolute impunity.

Progs don't care but the all important independent Soccer Mommy voter does.

Posted by: kallisto at August 31, 2018 03:15 PM (DJFLF)

103 his friends refer to him as beto beto.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 03:15 PM (MTjB1)

104 If Ted the Swimmer had been in SC and NOT a big wheel in the local political Party he would be doing 25 years in the PMITA grey bar hotel and coughing up 25 g's.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 03:16 PM (mpXpK)

105 102
Anyhoo, Ace, you know Beto gets a pass because Progs presumably
don't moralize the way Christian conservatives do, therefore they have
no standards to live up to, ergo Beto can drunk-drive, wife-cheat, hell
even pedo-phile with absolute impunity.
Progs don't care but the all important independent Soccer Mommy voter does.
Posted by: kallisto at August 31, 2018 03:15 PM (DJFLF)

==========

Proggressives are far more moralistic these days than almost anyone on the right.

They're the ones who scream like murder when you use the wrong pronoun.

Now, in terms of actually harming people instead of harming people's feelings...that's a different matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:16 PM (LZygN)

106 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:13 PM (9MKXa)

-+--

Well then. I don't know who that is, but I hope something terrible happens to her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 03:16 PM (5aX2M)

107 Yeah, that's something TX has in common with CA: lots of illegals; chance of someone running after any accident is high. It happened in both of the acciddnts my wife has been in over the last decade or so.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 31, 2018 03:16 PM (HJbDF)

108 I've blown a .14. "

That you, sandra?

oh, *point* 14. Thought that was just 14...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 31, 2018 03:16 PM (6qErC)

109 I love how the left keeps going all in on Texas instead of someplace like Georgia where they might have a shot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:14 PM (LZygN)


Yeah, they tried that, too and spent millions on a "moral victory."

I am all for giving them lots of expensive moral victories.

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 03:16 PM (Z5y53)

110 Looks like a Mick, drives like an Aztec.

O'Rourke 2018.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 03:16 PM (fA1SL)

111 Mexican Jesus? Pretty much the same except he turned the water into tequila.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (+y/Ru)

112 Oh, the "burglary" was just the statute the campus cops charged him under for hopping a fence and setting off an alarm.

Boys will be boys. I got apprehended by campus cops on New Year's Eve when three of us climbed the clock tower to move the hands back so we could celebrate New Years again.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (fuK7c)

113 I love how the left keeps going all in on Texas instead of someplace like Georgia where they might have a shot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:14 PM (LZygN)

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Dems currently have no shot statewide here in GA. Big cities, and some counties, sure.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (I16G8)

114 I'd like to host a "drive-off" sometime ...

... Person A knocks back six beers in two hours.

... Person B drinks nothing, but looks down at their phone once every couple minutes.

Closed course, cones and shit, see what happens. I honestly don't know.

Worst guy I ever rode with was a non-drinker ... but he liked to talk. And he had to look directly at you when he talked.

Not ... you know ... the road.

Rode with that guy twice. Refused after that. Fire me. Don't care.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (TGcoT)

115 clutch cargo at August 31, 2018 03:13 PM

The same thing is going to happen with California's ending of cash bail; the suspect is either kept in jail, or released, and most of them will walkaway.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (I9Sw7)

116 Looks like Beto had tee many martoonis!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (vcOmj)

117 he will never be a kennedy.were he a kennedy he would have had to have crashed his truck into the water. sort of their thing. kennedys like to leave their vehicles in the water. plane , boat, car.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (MTjB1)

118 When does Beto come out and say "I was young and stupid and since then I've learned a lot and haven't repeated my mistake?."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (AllCR)

119 I love how the left keeps going all in on Texas instead of someplace like Georgia where they might have a shot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:14 PM (LZygN)
++++++
They'll get it. Atlanta is already big enough to move the state. Hill-dog won Atlanta, but she didn't dominate like she did in other cities. If she had, she would've won the state. Give it one or two more cycles and Georgia will be a blue state.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (hYcqw)

120 Well then. I don't know who that is, but I hope something terrible happens to her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 03:16 PM (5aX2M)

I never heard of her either lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (9MKXa)

121 TJM: To be fair, if they understood finance and the application of limited resources, they probably wouldn't be Democrats.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 31, 2018 03:18 PM (opme+)

122 that Beto's campaign got the info out, "

Really? 'Cause I've been told they tried to suppress it, bigly.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 31, 2018 03:18 PM (6qErC)

123 what's wrong with blowing a 14?

Posted by: Asia Argento at August 31, 2018 03:18 PM (4ZBjb)

124 MADD is behind a lot of the drunk driving laws but 0.136 is plenty high, legally speaking at least.
The legal limit these days is 0.8 (0.5 in Utah) and 0.136 was still illegal back when it was 0.10.
In NJ, DWI penalties start at the usual 0.08, but after a 0.10 the penalties get worse for a first offender.
So if you drink often maybe it doesn't seem that high but it's high enough to ruin your life. I can spend plenty of time talking about the science or lack thereof but the fact remains the legal system views it as high.
Hold leftists to their owns standards. Cruz would be eviscerated by the left if this story was about him.

Posted by: Iasonas at August 31, 2018 03:18 PM (ZItwO)

125 .28 holy shit

Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2018 03:18 PM (q177U)

126 Looks like a Mick, drives like an Aztec.

O'Rourke 2018.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine


In your guts
You know he's nuts!

Burma shave

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 31, 2018 03:18 PM (vcOmj)

127 Beto: "Ok, I blew a 0.136, but I didn't inhale"

Posted by: Roy at August 31, 2018 03:18 PM (USprQ)

128 Aaah, the second time I get to use "beaten like a rented mule" and "douche nozzle" in one day.

Forget the leftarded biased "Emerson College ( Boston) lefty institution " "e-poll" of a few hundred "random registered voters" of the other day showing Cruz up by two. Most polls have him at about 4-6. Texas has been a bit difficult for most eastern liberal poll organizations to gauge even when they are not lying sacks of sh*t doing push polling. 4-6 usually equates to about 8 to 10 in the actual election. Saying you stand with anthem kneelers, want to take everyone's guns, want open borders, and no ICE, AND you appear on the "Ellen" show to raise money in CA does NOT win you Texas. This is just Cruz's cherry which he has put on top of the big sh*t sundae he is serving to the Dems.

Cruz is going to beat douche nozzle Beta-male O'Rourke like a rented mule. My prediction? Cruz by about 15 after this pretty little story.

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 31, 2018 03:19 PM (Fb9aZ)

129 Sure, he's an irresponsible drunk, but at least he's not a conservative!

Posted by: Totally unbiased MSM at August 31, 2018 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

130 Looks like a Mick, drives like an Aztec. "

No designated drivers...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 31, 2018 03:19 PM (6qErC)

131 Well O'Rourke proved himself to be a Mick Democrat at any rate.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 31, 2018 03:19 PM (W+kMI)

132 Fuck MADD. If they REALLY cared about safety, they would attack texting drivers and wetbacks.

But si se puede ja ja ja.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at August 31, 2018 03:19 PM (ArADt)

133
.28 is industrial grade.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2018 03:09 PM (fuK7c)


I briefly dated a girl qho worked in a blood analysis lab. She claimed to have seen a result of almost .5, for a woman who was pulled over because of a broken light on her motorcycle.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 31, 2018 03:19 PM (fHtCl)

134 "the "burglary" was just the statute the campus cops charged him under for hopping a fence and setting off an alarm"

figured it was something like that, which is why I never bothered bringing it up,.and ditto Cruz should leave alone too.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 03:19 PM (4ZBjb)

135 119 They'll get it. Atlanta is already big enough to
move the state. Hill-dog won Atlanta, but she didn't dominate like she
did in other cities. If she had, she would've won the state. Give it one
or two more cycles and Georgia will be a blue state.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (hYcqw)

I don't think so. She was supposed to win by 5 points, instead she lost by 5 points. Eventually all those Detroit locusts are going to start going somewhere else besides Atlanta and Macon.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 03:20 PM (mpXpK)

136 TRUMP PLANS MASSIVE RALLY FOR CRUZ IN TX...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 31, 2018 03:20 PM (+y/Ru)

137 For most people, a .5 would mean death.

Posted by: Iasonas at August 31, 2018 03:20 PM (ZItwO)

138 PASTOR GETS HANDSY WITH ARIANA GRANDE AT ARETHA FRANKLINS FUNERAL

Man can they throw a funeral or what?

I bet mcshit is jealous

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:20 PM (9MKXa)

139 He was also arrested for burglary. In both cases they were classified as misdemeanors.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb8sljwk
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 31, 2018 03:12 PM (xQfPr)

That article sure doesn't describe the DWI like instapundits link. Did he have more than one DWI?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 03:20 PM (FOeaV)

140 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 31, 2018 03:04 PM (dEQP3)


Hey Alex, doesn't Cochran do the sound for his church?

Babylon Bee:

New Study Confirms Everything The Sound Guy's Fault

https://tinyurl.com/y9x2y3fd

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2018 03:21 PM (zRwJ/)

141 Forget the leftarded biased "Emerson College"

Wendy Davis was going to kick butt...

El Snorto

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 31, 2018 03:21 PM (6qErC)

142 2000: OMG Bush had a DUI? He is worse than Hitler

2018: Come on, a DUI is like nothing, boys will be boys right?

- Dems

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 31, 2018 03:21 PM (hgUZZ)

143 109 I love how the left keeps going all in on Texas instead of someplace like Georgia where they might have a shot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:14 PM (LZygN)

Yeah, they tried that, too and spent millions on a "moral victory."

I am all for giving them lots of expensive moral victories.
Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 03:16 PM (Z5y53)

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That was a special election.

I'm thinking of regular elections where there's less national focus on individual races.

They tried it with Wendy Davis and she failed miserably.

They could be spending tens of millions of dollars to get the lady in Georgia to be governor, and it could make the difference. But, they're sending tens of millions to Beto who will not win.

It really is Ahab and the white whale, and it's crazy.

It's like the left took 1984 and Moby Dick and then smashed them into one instructional manual that they decided to follow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:21 PM (LZygN)

144 TAKE A KNEEEEEE... VOTE FOR MEEEEEEE!
BEEEETO!

Posted by: AeroPundit at August 31, 2018 03:21 PM (FJK98)

145 "Everything The Sound Guy's Fault"

Crucify him!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 03:21 PM (4ZBjb)

146 Forget the leftarded biased "Emerson College"


LOL
Guess where my left wing moonbat sister went?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:21 PM (9MKXa)

147 Closed course, cones and shit, see what happens. I honestly don't know.



Worst guy I ever rode with was a non-drinker ... but he liked to talk. And he had to look directly at you when he talked.



Not ... you know ... the road.



Rode with that guy twice. Refused after that. Fire me. Don't care.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (TGcoT)

**ScoggD, I hear ya.
No one is a worse driver than my cousin. I literally had to demand that she pull over and let me drive. I was not about to risk my life another second. And she was stone cold sober at all times. I never let her even think she will drive if I am involved.

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 31, 2018 03:22 PM (Fb9aZ)

148 He avoided sinking the car and killing a chick, so he's not quite Kennedy timber.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 03:22 PM (2LelM)

149 Is that your title for him, Ace,Blotto O'Rourke? If it's yours send it to the Cruz campaign. It's very clever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 03:22 PM (AllCR)

150 Yes, DNC, you really really really have a chance in my native state. You should spend gazillions in Texas! Also, an appearance by Liz Warren would do wonders!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2018 03:22 PM (gC2IV)

151 Kennedy left the scene to go trick-or-treating for more thousand year old scotch. Not a crime in that neighborhood.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 31, 2018 03:22 PM (RuIsu)

152 137 For most people, a .5 would mean death.
Posted by: Iasonas at August 31, 2018 03:20 PM (ZItwO)

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That's me after a detox.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:22 PM (LZygN)

153 Red and Swollen, indeed. Ouch.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 31, 2018 03:02 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 31, 2018 03:22 PM (ctuyM)

154 I briefly dated a girl qho worked in a blood analysis lab. She claimed to have seen a result of almost .5, for a woman who was pulled over because of a broken light on her motorcycle.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 31, 2018 03:19 PM (fHtCl)

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Damn. .5 has got to be too phuched up to walk straight, and she was on 2 wheels and using balance to drive? That is almost impressive.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 03:23 PM (I16G8)

155 TRUMP PLANS MASSIVE RALLY FOR CRUZ IN TX...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Will there be a torch light parade? Because those are cool.

That used to be a political standard back in the old days of Old American politics.

But then, you know who ruined it for everybody.

Damn Schickelgruber!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 31, 2018 03:23 PM (vcOmj)

156 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 31, 2018 03:19 PM (fHtCl)

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I feel like penalties for bikers should be lower. There's little opportunity to hurt anyone but yourself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 03:23 PM (5aX2M)

157 Austin has a majority of lefty transplants and home grown nuts but it's not a huge majority. It's still Texas.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 03:08 PM (FOeaV)

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True. But Houston and Dallas have been getting bluer and bluer as well. At some point Texas will go blue as a whole. It's a matter of when not it.

But while that happens, PA, WI. MI and maybe MN could trend red.

Nothing in politics is forever.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 31, 2018 03:23 PM (hgUZZ)

158 Blowing 14? Sometimes younger, too.

Posted by: Cardinal Pedo at August 31, 2018 03:23 PM (fq72/)

159 146
Forget the leftarded biased "Emerson College"





LOL

Guess where my left wing moonbat sister went?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:21 PM (9MKXa)

****
I will do you one better - Daughter Redux goes there - unfortunately. But she wants to go into film production and that is pen the top schools for it (alas).

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 31, 2018 03:23 PM (Fb9aZ)

160 2000: OMG Bush had a DUI? He is worse than Hitler

2018: Come on, a DUI is like nothing, boys will be boys right?

- Dems
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 31, 2018 03:21 PM (hgUZZ)


This is example 1,234,451 of "what if it were a Republican.

And the MFM can figure out why they're called Fake News

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 31, 2018 03:23 PM (T71PA)

161 Holy crap I just saw a pic of Beta O'Rourke for the first time.

He looks like a ringer for Bobby Kennedy.



Broseidon was right.

Posted by: kallisto at August 31, 2018 03:23 PM (DJFLF)

162 Fuck MADD. If they REALLY cared about safety, they would attack texting drivers and wetbacks.

--

And old people - old blind geezers who drive 55 in the left lane with their left turn signal on.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (I9Sw7)

163 I'm seeing a lot of facebook posts from military friends who are usually non political singing McCain's praises. All along the lines of how he was civil and respected the other side and Americans need to get back to that. Really drives home to me how clueless most "normies" are about what the left wants to do to them.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (hTui/)

164 can't, dammit

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (T71PA)

165 64 Jesus Holder is at Franklen's funeral also.

What a Mins....nah better not say it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (9MKXa)


Sounds like Aretha associated with some shady (and racist) characters. It doesn't speak well for her.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (xjiRE)

166 Did the witness also claim that Beto yelled out "Arriba!, Arriba!, Andale!, Andale!" before he tried to take off after the crash?

Posted by: Roy at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (USprQ)

167 33
Bill Clinton sits with Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan at Aretha Franklin funeral



Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:05 PM (9MKXa)

====================While hilariously openly gaping at Ariana Grande's ass.

https://tinyurl.com/y8l7wt55

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (ULoJS)

168 I don't think so. She was supposed to win by 5 points, instead she lost by 5 points. Eventually all those Detroit locusts are going to start going somewhere else besides Atlanta and Macon.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 03:20 PM (mpXpK)
+++++++++
One can hope. Atlanta is already big enough, so Georgia is in the danger zone. It just isn't hard core. If it either gets bigger or gets harder core, it could swing the state.

Not as dangerous as Arizona, though, which has one of the largest Republican cities in America (Maricopa county), but Republicans don't win that city with dominance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (hYcqw)

169 " It's a matter of when not it. "

WTF did I say, lol? It's a matter of if not when. There that's better. Phew.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (hgUZZ)

170 Yes, DNC, you really really really have a chance in my native state. You should spend gazillions in Texas! Also, an appearance by Liz Warren would do wonders!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2018 03:22 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: The Kalifornia Belles, Nancy, Diane, and Kamala at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (ctuyM)

171 154 Damn. .5 has got to be too phuched up to walk
straight, and she was on 2 wheels and using balance to drive? That is
almost impressive.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 03:23 PM (I16G

actually a bike will keep itself up while moving because the wheels act as gyroscopes. But lookout when you stop.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (mpXpK)

172 Hey, Beto's a bold risk-taker! That's what we need as a leader!
Posted by: Dem political strategists at August 31, 2018 03:12 PM

He won't just metaphorically crash the Texas economy! He'll literally crash into it!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (2NqXo)

173 You can't do this to him! He's in Wikipedia! His nickname is "Beto", so he gets an entry!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 31, 2018 03:25 PM (37IEG)

174 157
Nothing in politics is forever.
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 31, 2018 03:23 PM (hgUZZ)

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Yup. Which is why people's cries that the presidential election is only decided by a handful of states is so absurd.

Sure, we have our battleground states now, but they've shifted over the last few decades, and they'll continue to shift as issues change, voters move, and new voters get created.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:25 PM (LZygN)

175 145
"Everything The Sound Guy's Fault"

"Can I get a level?"

Posted by: kallisto at August 31, 2018 03:25 PM (DJFLF)

176 I worked for a Japanese company and had to ride with the latest Japanese account manager that just transferred in as he drove us to a client in New Orleans. I should have received hazard pay.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 03:25 PM (FOeaV)

177 Another story for the MFM to ignore

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2018 03:25 PM (LBr3X)

178 Oh come on... who hasn't drove drunk/ high, recklessly, and fled and lied about it? It's not like he drowned some woman in Grandpa's Auto- Mo- Bile.... so judgemental.....

Posted by: kraken at August 31, 2018 03:25 PM (DpEis)

179 163 I'm seeing a lot of facebook posts from military friends who are usually non political singing McCain's praises. All along the lines of how he was civil and respected the other side and Americans need to get back to that. Really drives home to me how clueless most "normies" are about what the left wants to do to them.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (hTui/)

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Just forward the stuff about him calling people on his own side of the aisle hobbits and wacko birds.

"Like this?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:25 PM (LZygN)

180 I briefly dated a girl qho worked in a blood analysis lab. She claimed to have seen a result of almost .5, for a woman who was pulled over because of a broken light on her motorcycle.

-
I prosecuted charges against a college student who blew a 0.589. He wasn't dead, not even unconscious. He was breaking windows out of a college classroom building.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 31, 2018 03:25 PM (+y/Ru)

181 I was calling him Beachboy O'Rourke because he looked anglo enough to be in the band.

I like Blotto much better.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 31, 2018 03:25 PM (37IEG)

182 Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (hTui/)

Several of my friends on facebook who are far left were posting praises about McCain this week too. I bet in 2008 they considered him a racist "Reich Winger" but now it's totes cool to be on team McCain.

Posted by: Iasonas at August 31, 2018 03:26 PM (ZItwO)

183 #BeToo

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 31, 2018 03:26 PM (oNuis)

184 Dude got lucky back then, a lot of drunken or stupid drivers never live to see thirty years of age. Yesterday some dumbass coming out of Greater Cincinnati Airport (which is just outside Hebron, KY) decided to race the Highway Patrol up the west side of I-275 and onto I-74, probably with cops from 3 states in pursuit. I-74 is NOT for drag racing or hot-dogging; the dude wiped out into the median (like O'Rourke) wrecked bad (like O'Rourke) and died late yesterday from his injuries (O'Rourke missed that). Yeah sure, wild oats sown and all that, but the dude shouldn't pretend to been holier than thou with that sort of tale in his back story.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 31, 2018 03:26 PM (W+kMI)

185 It's like the left took 1984 and Moby Dick and then smashed them into one instructional manual that they decided to follow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:21 PM (LZygN)

Part of the motivation there is a special hate for Ted Cruz. He's one of the more prominent Republicans to buck the DC establishment, so the political class wants him destroyed for it.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 31, 2018 03:26 PM (J+mig)

186 I'm seeing a lot of facebook posts from military friends who are usually non political singing McCain's praises. All along the lines of how he was civil and respected the other side and Americans need to get back to that. Really drives home to me how clueless most "normies" are about what the left wants to do to them.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (hTui/)

The Truth is most normal people are not like us. They are ignorant ( and I am not trying to be mean by saying that) of everyday politics. They really have no idea McCain was a turn coat liar. Ignorance is bliss for most people. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:26 PM (9MKXa)

187 All along the lines of how he was civil and respected the other side and Americans need to get back to that.
yup. The little I heard from FNM was people saying "Country before Party"
(rawk!)
Normies are just spellbound by that phrase.

I hope DJT appropriates it.

Posted by: kallisto at August 31, 2018 03:27 PM (DJFLF)

188 At .5 BAC, you're not an alcoholic, you're a professional.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 31, 2018 03:27 PM (fHtCl)

189 That was a special election.

I'm thinking of regular elections where there's less national focus on individual races.

They tried it with Wendy Davis and she failed miserably.

They could be spending tens of millions of dollars to get the lady in Georgia to be governor, and it could make the difference. But, they're sending tens of millions to Beto who will not win.

It really is Ahab and the white whale, and it's crazy.

It's like the left took 1984 and Moby Dick and then smashed them into one instructional manual that they decided to follow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 03:21 PM (LZygN)

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They are wise not to waste resources on Stacy Abrams here in GA. She is not from here, and comes with the full socialist wish list as her platform. Kemp will beat her like a rented mule.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 03:27 PM (I16G8)

190 This is about me isn't it.

Posted by: Brother Bluto at August 31, 2018 03:27 PM (vPAxF)

191 182
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (hTui/)

Several
of my friends on facebook who are far left were posting praises about
McCain this week too. I bet in 2008 they considered him a racist "Reich
Winger" but now it's totes cool to be on team McCain.


Posted by: Iasonas at August 31, 2018 03:26 PM (ZItwO)

These two posts explain the reasoning behind the Mavvie Funeralpalooza.

Posted by: kallisto at August 31, 2018 03:28 PM (DJFLF)

192 Posted by: #neverskankles at August 31, 2018 03:23 PM (hgUZZ)

Texas has always been conservative even if the political party moniker was Democrat. The day that Texas becomes liberal is the day America dies.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 03:28 PM (FOeaV)

193 163 I'm seeing a lot of facebook posts from military friends who are usually non political singing McCain's praises. All along the lines of how he was civil and respected the other side and Americans need to get back to that. Really drives home to me how clueless most "normies" are

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (hTui/)

That is fuckin' bizarre. John Kerry didn't get that respect, and he was at least baseline competent (besides being a traitorous snitch). McCain destroyed five American aircraft, which technically makes him a Viet Cong ace.

Do your friends praise Beauchamp, Brad Manning, and Bergdahl too?

Posted by: trev006 at August 31, 2018 03:28 PM (3Tn95)

194 163 I'm seeing a lot of facebook posts from military friends who are usually non political singing McCain's praises. All along the lines of how he was civil and respected the other side and Americans need to get back to that. Really drives home to me how clueless most "normies" are about what the left wants to do to them.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (hTui/)

___

Mentioned this earlier this week but will say again...

I played golf and the flag was at half staff outside the clubhouse. I asked someone inside why, and he said it was for McCain. I kind of rolled my eyes and the guy said yeah I know he was an asshole. But the club manager is ex Navy and did that as a sign of respect to a fellow Navy man. I was kinda shocked as well.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 31, 2018 03:28 PM (hgUZZ)

195 Sounds like Aretha associated with some shady (and racist) characters. It doesn't speak well for her.
Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (xjiRE)

She may have but they are prominent people in the AA community whether she liked the or not, an it's not at all a surprise that Eric Holder was there. Chicago isn't THAT far from Detroit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 03:28 PM (AllCR)

196 Sounds like Aretha associated with some shady (and racist) characters. It doesn't speak well for her.
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Aretha was dumb as a rock. Great voice though. Same deal with Dione Warwick.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 03:28 PM (2LelM)

197 166
Did the witness also claim that Beto yelled out "Arriba!, Arriba!,
Andale!, Andale!" before he tried to take off after the crash?

Posted by: Roy at August 31, 2018 03:24 PM (USprQ)
Or maybe Speedy O'Rourke.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 31, 2018 03:29 PM (37IEG)

198 Looks like a Mick, drives like an Aztec.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine


Hey! We're a cult car, now!

Posted by: Pontiac Aztec at August 31, 2018 03:29 PM (ctuyM)

199 Texas has always been conservative even if the political party moniker was Democrat. The day that Texas becomes liberal is the day America dies.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 03:28 PM (FOeaV)

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We're counting down the days brother!!!

Posted by: Democrat Party at August 31, 2018 03:29 PM (hgUZZ)

200 leaving the scene of a DUI accident = toast

Posted by: m at August 31, 2018 03:30 PM (CwOPz)

201
I'm seeing a lot of facebook posts from military friends who are usually non political singing McCain's praises. All along the lines of how he was civil and respected the other side and Americans need to get back to that



Then how does he get a nickname like Maverick?


Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2018 03:30 PM (TAmPV)

202
The Truth is most normal people are not like us. They are ignorant ( and I am not trying to be mean by saying that) of everyday politics. They really have no idea McCain was a turn coat liar. Ignorance is bliss for most people. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:26 PM (9MKXa)

__

I often wish I were a LIV. My life would be so much easier not giving a fuck.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 31, 2018 03:30 PM (hgUZZ)

203 Note to Mrs. Chuck Todd: Your husband will be coming home in a suicidal state this evening. Make sure you have *lots* of his favorite chilled chardonnay on hand.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 03:31 PM (2NqXo)

204 Sounds like Aretha associated with some shady (and racist) characters. It doesn't speak well for her.

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Or at least some shady characters want to be associated with her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 31, 2018 03:31 PM (+y/Ru)

205 Zelmo Beatty>Beto O'Rourke

Posted by: little johnny cockaroo at August 31, 2018 03:31 PM (m/Gc2)

206 Test. Test.

One.

Two.

Three.

Test. Test.

Posted by: The Sound Guy at August 31, 2018 03:31 PM (ctuyM)

207 A few years ago a student here at the U of Iowa got arrested for storming the football field during a game. She blew a .341 and tweeted out YOLO! after her arrest.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at August 31, 2018 03:31 PM (fq72/)

208 We all have to really turnout for Cruz... the polls are pretty close and we shouldn't take this for granted. One poll had him behind Cruz by 1 point.
All these text messages are being sent to everybody including Republicans.
They are treating this like the Obama campaign

Posted by: redridinghood at August 31, 2018 03:31 PM (hECVl)

209 Yes; McCain respected the other side-the people with D's after his own name-just not all the people who voted R including his campaign staff and Sarah Palin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 03:31 PM (AllCR)

210 They could be spending tens of millions of dollars to get the lady in Georgia to be governor, and it could make the difference. But, they're sending tens of millions to Beto who will not win.

It really is Ahab and the white whale, and it's crazy.
----------------------
I'm telling you the Estab Dems want to lose big to teach their crazies a lesson. There is no big money in crazy. Just big crazy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 03:31 PM (2LelM)

211 And I just got my new USB Hub in from Amazon today. Works great. It even allows my mouse to work through it which my old one would never do.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 03:32 PM (mpXpK)

212 Hell, .136 is maintenance.

*hic, hillary

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 31, 2018 03:32 PM (d7Ww2)

213 "Blotto"....love it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 31, 2018 03:32 PM (xJa6I)

214 Or at least some shady characters want to be associated with her.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 31, 2018 03:31 PM (+y/Ru

Yes, that sounds more likely

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 03:32 PM (AllCR)

215 Aretha Franklin had ex-Prezzies at her funeral? WTF..she was a singer that had a couple of catchy tunes 50 years ago. And that warrants a funeral with presidents showing up? Ugh.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 31, 2018 03:32 PM (hgUZZ)

216 If this little ponce beats Cruz, the Republic is gone...

Posted by: kraken at August 31, 2018 03:33 PM (DpEis)

217 The police were only chasing him because he's a minority!

/s

Posted by: josephistan at August 31, 2018 03:33 PM (Izzlo)

218 I often wish I were a LIV. My life would be so much easier not giving a fuck.
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 31, 2018 03:30 PM (hgUZZ)

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Me too. I used to be one, and looking back, it was kinda nice. Once you decide not to be though, that's it. Done.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 03:34 PM (I16G8)

219 WSJ reporter the Us-Canada trade deal is off. Killed by Bloomberg News leaking "off the record" comments to the Toronto Star.

So, you know, kill jobs and the economic benefits to US citizens to get Trump. Because that's what "off the record" means. Assholes.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 31, 2018 03:34 PM (Y/1UV)

220 Hubris.

I believe the word you are looking for is hubris.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 03:07 PM


Or, as I sometimes inside-joke, hew-bris

Posted by: The Mohel at August 31, 2018 03:34 PM (ctuyM)

221 Heh. What a cowardly dirt bag. Perfect Democrat . Does he have any pink sneakers?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 31, 2018 03:34 PM (lTZLC)

222 200
leaving the scene of a DUI accident = toast

Posted by: m at August 31, 2018 03:30 PM (CwOPz)

Under our new DUI laws any DUI with an accident is toast. As well as any DUI after the first. DUI here is punished worse than robbing a liquor store.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 03:34 PM (mpXpK)

223 I'm seeing a lot of facebook posts from military friends who are usually non political singing McCain's praises. All along the lines of how he was civil and respected the other side and Americans need to get back to that


I guess they didn't mind that he thought they were whacko birds. Also ask them what a lot of POW MIA families think of him or if they heard of the Keating Five. If they don't know anything about these three things then they are just guessing regard to their opinion on how great McCain was.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 03:35 PM (FOeaV)

224 200 leaving the scene of a DUI accident = toast
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Depends on who you know, I guess. Yeah, regular Joe gets the book on him for doing stuff like that. But social elites who are good donating Democrats and in with the right crowd never get a bum rap.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 31, 2018 03:35 PM (W+kMI)

225 I'm Chico Flannagan and I paid for this message.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 31, 2018 03:35 PM (RuIsu)

226 Red and Swollen, indeed. Ouch.
==========

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Shep! at August 31, 2018 03:35 PM (vg8iE)

227 Rifftrax Labor Day sale is on. 15% off everything but their latest riff.

This may be relevant to some people's interests.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 31, 2018 03:36 PM (xJa6I)

228 Then how does he get a nickname lke Maverick?

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Twisty, good-looking grifter. (In his dreams.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 31, 2018 03:36 PM (MIKMs)

229 Posted by: Marcus T at August 31, 2018 03:34 PM (Y/1UV)

I imagine that they are still negotiating. Report just trying to give them some leverage.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 03:36 PM (FOeaV)

230 Zelmo Beatty>Beto O'Rourke
Posted by: little johnny cockaroo at August 31, 2018 03:31 PM


This.

Posted by: Willie Wise at August 31, 2018 03:36 PM (ctuyM)

231 So Beto wraps himself in the Mexican flag to shill for votes..... you think it will work????

Posted by: kraken at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (DpEis)

232 Aretha Franklin had ex-Prezzies at her funeral? WTF..she was a singer that had a couple of catchy tunes 50 years ago.



I don't know what to say to that.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (lwiT4)

233 Pore ole chicken cant catch a break around the new crop of socialists.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (lTZLC)

234 "I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October."
Ho. Ly. Mo. Ly
That's like Godzilla and Mothra meeting up for battle...and then uniting and morphing into one unstoppable fiery Republican of Death!!
Would love to be there.

Posted by: PJ at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (qlTN9)

235 Grammie, did you ever Nutrageous?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (2LelM)

236 I'm seeing a lot of facebook posts from military friends who are usually non political singing McCain's praises. All along the lines of how he was civil and respected the other side and Americans need to get back to that


Isn't that like praising a man for how chivalrous and sweet he is toward his neighbour's wife while he beats the snot out of his own wife?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (nBr1j)

237 So NAFTA is no longer US-CAN-MEX and it will be 2 separate deals US-MEX and US-CAN? I haven't really been paying any attention to this topic.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (hgUZZ)

238 217
The police were only chasing him because he's a minority!



/s

Posted by: josephistan at August 31, 2018 03:33 PM (Izzlo)

Drunk white european descended American Irishman?
I doubt it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (37IEG)

239 Beto O'Rourke: I'm a Kennedy?
Blotto O'Rourke: I'm a Kennedy!
Kuato O'Rourke: I don't have the stomach for this
Baba O'Rourke: TEENAGE WASTELAND! *synth*

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2018 03:38 PM (/qEW2)

240 Maybe Beto can use Kennedys campaign slogan, A blonde in every pond.

Posted by: OCBill at August 31, 2018 03:38 PM (c6QRb)

241 231 So Beto wraps himself in the Mexican flag to shill for votes..... you think it will work????
Posted by: kraken at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (DpEis)

___

Si senor, it will work much good.

Posted by: Millions of Illegals in TX at August 31, 2018 03:38 PM (hgUZZ)

242 Please don't let Cruz blow this by saying something snarky. He needs to be practicing what he's going to say.

Posted by: m at August 31, 2018 03:39 PM (CwOPz)

243 119---Give it one or two more cycles and Georgia will be a blue state.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2018 03:17 PM (hYcqw)
-------------------------------
Well, yeah. Mass immigration of 3rd-worlders.
Doesn't matter if many/most are illegal now.
Their kids will be legal.

And the Dems hook as many as possible on the welfare needle.

So the long term trend is ......grim.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2018 03:39 PM (0jtPF)

244 He looks like drunk Batman.

Posted by: Fritz at August 31, 2018 03:39 PM (2Mnv1)

245 NAFTA is gone,new spdeal in place with Mexico and negotiating a new one with Canada.

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2018 03:39 PM (mCMQ5)

246 Hiding behind daddy's wallet like that; what a #fronthole.

Posted by: Oleander Salad at August 31, 2018 03:39 PM (fuWEF)

247 So Beto wraps himself in the Mexican flag to shill for votes..... you think it will work????
Posted by: kraken at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (DpEis)

Ummmmmm....no.

What would work is if Beto was to run into the Burning Man burning man.

Get some Playa!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 31, 2018 03:40 PM (EoRCO)

248 Rifftrax Labor Day sale is on. 15% off everything but their latest riff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 31, 2018 03:36 PM (xJa6I)

Cool, thanks for the tip!!

Posted by: Prince at August 31, 2018 03:40 PM (MX7xj)

249 Whenever I get black out drunk the only way to sober up is to drive at high speed to metabolize it out of my system.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 31, 2018 03:40 PM (7PllL)

250 Looks like Trump has buried the hatchet with Cruz.

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2018 03:40 PM (mCMQ5)

251
Aretha Franklin had ex-Prezzies at her funeral? WTF..she was a singer that had a couple of catchy tunes 50 years ago.



Well there was her performance in The Blues Brothers

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2018 03:40 PM (TAmPV)

252 223 I'm seeing a lot of facebook posts from military friends who are usually non political singing McCain's praises. All along the lines of how he was civil and respected the other side and Americans need to get back to that


I guess they didn't mind that he thought they were whacko birds. Also ask them what a lot of POW MIA families think of him or if they heard of the Keating Five. If they don't know anything about these three things then they are just guessing regard to their opinion on how great McCain was.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 03:35 PM (FOeaV)

Oh he definitely respected the other side. It was his own side that he didn't.

Posted by: josephistan at August 31, 2018 03:40 PM (Izzlo)

253 Posted by: PJ at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (qlTN9)

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Shit got real rough between Trump and Cruz. But then, Cruz was one of the only Republicans who lived by his pledge to support the winner, when most of the cock-huffing liars bailed.

Respect: if you give it to Trump, you'll get it in return.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 03:40 PM (5aX2M)

254 Jesse Jackson is starting to look like Yoda. Mush mouth Yoda.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2018 03:40 PM (/tuJf)

255 Grammie, did you ever Nutrageous?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (2LelM)



I finally remembered not to forget to look. My little Wal-Mart doesn't seem to carry them. I'll have to remember not to forget when I go to the big one in Kenosha.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 31, 2018 03:40 PM (lwiT4)

256
So Beto wraps himself in the Mexican flag to shill for votes..... you think it will work????
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Sure, why not? Orange, white and green: same thing.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 31, 2018 03:40 PM (MIKMs)

257 lot of facebook posts from military friends who are usually non political singing McCain's praises. All along the lines of how he was civil and respected the other side and Americans need to get back to that



Then how does he get a nickname like Maverick?


Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August




you have to ditch your family and marry a trust fund babyette.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 03:40 PM (MTjB1)

258 I culturally appropriated that saying,I'm sorry Elizabeth Warren!

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2018 03:41 PM (mCMQ5)

259 Off, talented deceased sock!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 31, 2018 03:41 PM (MX7xj)

260 The Blue Strategy.... load big cities with illegals, grifters, and layabouts... tilt the demographics so states go Blue.... any state with a big city or two is at risk....

Posted by: kraken at August 31, 2018 03:41 PM (DpEis)

261 >>Then how does he get a nickname like Maverick?


He buzz tower.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 03:41 PM (t1E2n)

262 Here's a trade deal we should have with every country.

If you want to sell your stuff here, you have to let us sell our stuff there. No tariffs. Period. You don't like it? Fuck off. No access to 320M of the richest consumers in the world for you.

Next...

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 31, 2018 03:41 PM (hgUZZ)

263 Drunk, punk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

- Advice Beto never heard.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at August 31, 2018 03:41 PM (fq72/)

264 Isn't Beta O'Rourke the guy who kind of looks like Hogg Boy's creepy uncle?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 31, 2018 03:42 PM (nBr1j)

265 Then how does he get a nickname lke Maverick?

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Which happened first - Tom Cruise - Maverick - Top Gun (1986)

John McCain - Maverick - Naval Aviator - Senator - January 1987

Was Top Gun modeled after the illustrative career of a maverick Naval Aviator, or did the Friends of John McCain see a lot of Maverick in McCain?

Who knows?

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 03:42 PM (I9Sw7)

266 Should start getting write in ballots for all 50 states.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2018 03:43 PM (T4oHT)

267 Are all democrats so low class that they have to make every funeral a political event?

Scrunts one and all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:44 PM (9MKXa)

268 I thought Maverick in Top Gun was supposed to be that weirdo Randy Cunningham.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 03:44 PM (5aX2M)

269
Was Top Gun modeled after the illustrative
career of a maverick Naval Aviator, or did the Friends of John McCain
see a lot of Maverick in McCain?



Who knows?

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 03:42 PM (I9Sw7)
Well, Maverick in the movie didn't lose 2 planes (not counting the one that got blown up on the Forrestal, or the one he was shot down in)

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 31, 2018 03:44 PM (37IEG)

270
The Kalifornia Belles, Nancy, Diane, and Kamala

Nancy, Kamala and Maxine: the Three Disgraces.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2018 03:44 PM (BWL+E)

271 James Garner - the only Maverick.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 03:45 PM (2LelM)

272 cunningham had the decency to go away after he was convicted.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 03:45 PM (MTjB1)

273 Jesus Holder is at Franklen's funeral also.

What a Mins....nah better not say it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 03:10 PM (9MKXa)

Mr. Jen and I watched a bit of the funeral at noon, since all the channels in Detroit had nothing else on.

We kept trying to guess the guests. We immediately recognized Holder, the Justice Brothers, and I swear Maxine was there, hidden under this giant undulating hat. We watched Faith Hill absolutely choke and destroy the song she was trying to screech out in her best black gospel imitation and she failed spectacularly. While she was up howling, Billy Jeff was sitting directly behind her , staring at her ass. The crowd stood during her song, clapping along with the Jesus and Amens and the camera panned over to where Hillary was standing, wearing what I can only describe as a black muslim robe like the Imans wear, over a pair of pants and flat black slippers. The robe had all kinds of gaudy embellishments. Hopefully a moron will find a photo of it.

What a mess.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 31, 2018 03:46 PM (u5OUx)

274 James Garner - the only Maverick.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 03:45 PM

Good one!
I liked that character.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 03:46 PM (I9Sw7)

275 Which happened first - Tom Cruise - Maverick - Top Gun (1986)



John McCain - Maverick - Naval Aviator - Senator - January 1987



Was Top Gun modeled after the illustrative career of a maverick
Naval Aviator, or did the Friends of John McCain see a lot of Maverick
in McCain?



Who knows?



Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 03:42 PM

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Well they both did crash multi million dollar airplanes not in a combat zone..........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2018 03:46 PM (JUOKG)

276 Excellent example of google tilting searches: ted cruz beto o'rourke = tons of fawning/slobbering over O'Rourke. GQ among them.

Posted by: m at August 31, 2018 03:47 PM (CwOPz)

277 Bill Clinton sits with Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan at Aretha Franklin funeral

He knows where the white women at.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

278
cunningham had the decency to go away after he was convicted.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 03:45 PM (MTjB1)


Jonie?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2018 03:48 PM (TAmPV)

279 Was Top Gun modeled after the illustrative career of a maverick
Naval Aviator, or did the Friends of John McCain see a lot of Maverick
in McCain?



Who knows?



Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August




neither

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 03:48 PM (MTjB1)

280 248 Rifftrax Labor Day sale is on. 15% off everything but their latest riff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 31, 2018 03:36 PM (xJa6I)

Cool, thanks for the tip!!
Posted by: Prince at August 31, 2018 03:40 PM (MX7xj)

Psst - you didn't hear it from me, but you can get an extra 10% off with the code GLAIVE

Posted by: josephistan at August 31, 2018 03:48 PM (Izzlo)

281 My friendsh, I feel the need, the need for WHARRGARBL!

Posted by: Tumor-At-Large at August 31, 2018 03:48 PM (2Mnv1)

282
I didn't hear nobody pray
I heard the crash on the highway
But I didn't hear nobody pray

Posted by: Roy Acuff at August 31, 2018 03:48 PM (LilNs)

283 Good one!
I liked that character.
Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August




which one?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 03:48 PM (MTjB1)

284 "I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October."
Ho. Ly. Mo. Ly
That's like Godzilla and Mothra meeting up for battle...and then uniting and morphing into one unstoppable fiery Republican of Death!!
Would love to be there.
Posted by: PJ at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (qlTN9)

A lot of Trump supporters hated Cruz during the election. But, a lot of their opinion of Cruz was molded by the same media that hated Trump. And not that Cruz didn't do some politically inept things. But, if he wasn't a Senator, he would be a great choice for the Trump Supreme Court. If Trump increases the R count in November, Cruz's nomination to the SCOTUS would make the libs soil their britches and then sit down in it.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 31, 2018 03:49 PM (9BLnV)

285 Teddy would be proud of his long lost nephew!

Posted by: Dumdumdum at August 31, 2018 03:49 PM (/1Z+y)

286 In the couple of times I've turned on the newz, I've seen:

Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan, Maxine Waters, The Rapist, Chinless Holder, and in the audience, Whoopi Goldberg.

One of the speakers said, "If you don't leave here and register to vote, you dishonor Aretha."

So political rally.

Gah. This week will never end.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2018 03:49 PM (ptqGC)

287 Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 03:45 PM (MTjB1)

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That whole thing was so strange. If you're gonna be corrupt, and ruin a really noble legacy, shouldn't you do it for more than some steak dinners and small-dollar bribes? I never understood what got into Duke...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 03:49 PM (5aX2M)

288 Who knows?


Maverick TV series ran 1957-1962, and starred Jim Rockford.

"McCain was first dubbed a maverick by Mark Salter, the former senator's longtime aide and co-author of several of his memoirs, in the 1990s, according to a 2008 article from Boston.com."

Top Gun is 1986.

Maverick remake with William Wallace as lead and Rockford supporting was 1994.


Calling McCain maverick was popularized during his two presidential runs*, 2000 and 2008.



*He lost, btw.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2018 03:49 PM (fuK7c)

289 3 possibilities suggest themselves for Trump doing a Cruz event:



1) Cruz is fine, but will be a nice gesture and a morale-boosting event in a very strong Trump state, and a bonding thing for future Senate battles

2) Cruz's race is actually competitive, which it really shouldn't be, and Trump should help ensure it doesn't slip away

3) Internal polling is looking so good on GOP side, nationally, that Trump can afford to not spend 18 hours a day barnstorming key Senate states and House districts, as he would otherwise do, and has time to kill by doing a Cruz event


I'm guessing (1) or (3)



Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2018 03:49 PM (QDnY+)

290
Shit got real rough between Trump and Cruz. But then, Cruz was one
of the only Republicans who lived by his pledge to support the winner,
when most of the cock-huffing liars bailed.

=====

My own household was Cruz, Paul, and Carson (would accept any one of them). All of them have worked out accommodations with President DJT.

I may be one of the few, but I admired Cruz for his thanking supporters mostly because the others ran away.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 31, 2018 03:49 PM (MIKMs)

291 McCain stole the Maverick name from Top Gun.

But there is only one real Maverick.

Posted by: MAGA at August 31, 2018 03:49 PM (2Nc7E)

292 Bob Woodward has a book Fear:Trump in the White House scary looking Trump face on the over in red.LUL

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2018 03:49 PM (mCMQ5)

293 I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October.

Hes afraid that if he doesn't, Ted's dad will take him out like he did JFK.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 03:50 PM (oVJmc)

294 Posted by: Roy Acuff at August 31, 2018 03:48 PM (LilNs)



I met you once. I have a picture of you sitting next to my little boy, on a bench in Tennessee.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 31, 2018 03:51 PM (lwiT4)

295 They should pull McCain behind a horse drawn caisson back to Arizona, would drag this funeral out until Christmas.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2018 03:51 PM (T4oHT)

296 fleeing a drunk driving accident
...............

So he's just emulating his illegal alien voting base.

Posted by: wth at August 31, 2018 03:52 PM (HgMAr)

297 Heads up:

Meuller is gonna drop a bombshell today after the closing bell on Wall Street.

Posted by: Curious at August 31, 2018 03:53 PM (aLr1q)

298 On CNN, David Gergen and Axeltoad were pissed that McConnell and Ryan didn't strongly denounce PDT when they spoke at Crash McCain's memorial #3.


They said they were "not living up in every way to John McCain's standards of the way things should be run."


Kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2018 03:53 PM (ptqGC)

299 McTraitor's funeral is going beyond Ronald Reagan's deserved funeral. This proves ha McTraitor was a democrat in Rino's clothing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 31, 2018 03:53 PM (pw+jk)

300 >>fleeing a drunk driving accident


Thought that was a felony?

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 03:53 PM (t1E2n)

301
Wait, Bill and Hillary were not just in the same city but in the same room? Stop the presses!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2018 03:53 PM (BWL+E)

302 297. Heh. He's got nothing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 03:53 PM (fA1SL)

303 Heads up:



Meuller is gonna drop a bombshell today after the closing bell on Wall Street.

Posted by: Curious at August 31, 2018 03:53 PM (aLr1q)



I'll look forward to that, curious.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 31, 2018 03:54 PM (lwiT4)

304 McCain stole the Maverick name from Top Gun.

But there is only one real Maverick.

Posted by: MAGA at August 31, 2018 03:49 PM (2Nc7E)
................


but when you put Johnny in front it sounds more like a Super Hero.
Johnny Maverick and the Temple (get it?) of Doom

Posted by: wth at August 31, 2018 03:54 PM (HgMAr)

305 Psst - you didn't hear it from me, but you can get an extra 10% off with the code GLAIVE
Posted by: josephistan at August 31, 2018 03:48 PM (Izzlo)

Aw, crap, just placed my order. May have to sneak back for a few more...thanks!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 31, 2018 03:54 PM (MX7xj)

306 They said they were "not living up in every way to John McCain's standards of the way things shouldbe run."
====


Well they did give the democrats everything they wanted in the omnibus spending bill.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 31, 2018 03:54 PM (pw+jk)

307 Nood tech giants

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 03:55 PM (I16G8)

308
Meuller is gonna drop a bombshell today after the closing bell on Wall Street.
Posted by: Curious at August 31, 2018 03:53 PM (aLr1q)


looks like an early night for Trump

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2018 03:55 PM (TAmPV)

309 I wish someone would do a Tossoff on Stacy Abrams before she somehow gets elected governor of Georgia and destroys the state.

Trump needs to get down here soon and back Brian Kemp, or Atlanta is going to end up like Chicago or Detroit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2018 03:55 PM (ptqGC)

310 Why would Mueller drop big news on the Friday evening of LD weekend? This has gotta be fake news, or NBD.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 03:56 PM (5aX2M)

311 Dennis Prager has a theory on why the Democrats propaganda machine is fawning over the loss of McCain. He thinks McCain is their perfect Republican and want to prove they are not against all Republicans, just conservatives.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2018 03:56 PM (T4oHT)

312

Beat-O is Neat-O

Posted by: Beaver Cleaver at August 31, 2018 03:56 PM (IqV8l)

313 Mr. Jen and I watched a bit of the funeral at noon, since all the channels in Detroit had nothing else on.

We kept trying to guess the guests. We immediately recognized Holder, the Justice Brothers, and I swear Maxine was there, hidden under this giant undulating hat. We watched Faith Hill absolutely choke and destroy the song she was trying to screech out in her best black gospel imitation and she failed spectacularly. While she was up howling, Billy Jeff was sitting directly behind her , staring at her ass. The crowd stood during her song, clapping along with the Jesus and Amens and the camera panned over to where Hillary was standing, wearing what I can only describe as a black muslim robe like the Imans wear, over a pair of pants and flat black slippers. The robe had all kinds of gaudy embellishments. Hopefully a moron will find a photo of it.

What a mess.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 31, 2018 03:46 PM (u5OUx)
---------

And to think I spent my afternoon going to the post office and the ice cream shop where my son works to say hello. What was I thinking? This sounds like it was worth watching just so you could remember someday that you did so, and furthermore that you lived through it.

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2018 03:57 PM (JJZzu)

314 Meuller is gonna drop a bombshell today after the closing bell on Wall Street.
................


He did that this morning after his second cup of coffee.

Posted by: guy who shares an office with Mueller at August 31, 2018 03:57 PM (HgMAr)

315 Because "special prosecutors", you know, are in the business of "dropping bombshells", not, you know, conducting investigations and prosecutions.


Of course when you're charter is illegitimate under DOJ regs, and there is no basis to any of your purported (again, illegitimate) focus of investigation, and you get punked regularly (for sport) by foreigners you indict on silly charges, I guess "dropping bombshells" comes as no surprise.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2018 03:57 PM (QDnY+)

316
What this country needs are more State Funerals.
Look at how Aretha Franklin and John McCain have brought this country together in our hour of grief.

Just imagine how united the country will be with the passing of Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and Donald Trump.

Oh, and the two Bushes.
Who else do we know that is old and feeble that would make the ultimate sacrifice for God and Country by expiring so we can celebrate their accomplishments?

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 03:57 PM (I9Sw7)

317 Si senor, it will work much good.
Posted by: Millions of Illegals in TX at August 31, 2018 03:38 PM (hgUZZ)

Wont work ,id required.

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at August 31, 2018 03:57 PM (czkHE)

318 And to think I spent my afternoon going to the post
office and the ice cream shop where my son works to say hello. What was I
thinking? This sounds like it was worth watching just so you could
remember someday that you did so, and furthermore that you lived through
it.



Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2018 03:57 PM (JJZzu)


I'm laid up with a knee on ice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

319

Lowell Weicker was their perfect Republican.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2018 03:58 PM (IqV8l)

320 Closing bell has already rung, no?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 31, 2018 03:58 PM (lwiT4)

321 232 Aretha Franklin had ex-Prezzies at her funeral? WTF..she was a singer that had a couple of catchy tunes 50 years ago.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 31, 2018 03:37 PM (lwiT4)
-------------------------------
I would hardly call Aretha a singer with a couple of catchy tunes --- well, unless you'd say the same about Sinatra or Elvis.

Still, it seems odd.

The politicians' desire for fame, for getting on camera, for associating themselves with showbiz biggies, seems to be ratcheted to the max these days.
And likewise the showbizzers seem to love publicly associating themselves with politicos.

Something to ponder.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2018 03:59 PM (0jtPF)

322 300
>>fleeing a drunk driving accident





Thought that was a felony?

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 03:53 PM (t1E2n)

It is in most States unless they plea-bargain it down. Just running from a cop here w/o DUI is an automatic 10 point violation and loss of license.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 03:59 PM (mpXpK)

323 I'm laid up with a knee on ice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
--------

Oh no! I'll bring you an ice cream, in one of their hand-made waffle cones. Caramel praline okay?

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2018 03:59 PM (JJZzu)

324 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 03:59 PM (mpXpK)

325 Australian RCC leaders reject call by government to report sexual abusers to police when it is revealed in confession.

https://tinyurl.com/ybrxpjpw

I'd be all for respecting the privacy of confession, but given that sex abuse is being treated as a joke by the church hierarchy, this ought to be law. You blew it, pervs (no pun intended).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2018 03:59 PM (/qEW2)

326 What would it take to get Ace tweeting again?

Posted by: Mr. Hand at August 31, 2018 04:00 PM (Gn4BK)

327 Aretha made no will, and made no plans for her funeral.

Thus, her family gave her a gold-plated, tacky casket, three costume changes (!!!), and a host of racist politicians and hacks. And the funeral lasted FIVE HOURS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

328 The politicians' desire for fame, for getting on camera, for associating themselves with showbiz biggies, seems to be ratcheted to the max these days.
And likewise the showbizzers seem to love publicly associating themselves with politicos.

Something to ponder.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2018 03:59 PM (0jtPF)
---------

Bread and circuses, Margarita. You know the drill.

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2018 04:00 PM (JJZzu)

329 Also, what would it take to get Ace on Gab?

Posted by: Mr. Hand at August 31, 2018 04:00 PM (Gn4BK)

330 122 that Beto's campaign got the info out, "

Really? 'Cause I've been told they tried to suppress it, bigly."

I hearsd that too - the Beto campaigns attempt to "get this out" was a little over a week ago, when they let Political have a piece in which they just said "he had a dui" and it got dismissed after he finished some classes or something. But they worked hard to try to hide that he was driving wildly, wrecked his car, and spun across the median.

We'll never know for sure who dug this up, but it's someone who was aiming to kill off Beto's campaign fast. It won't hurt the true believers, but it destroys all the supposed "momentum" he was claiming to build.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 04:00 PM (k1TUh)

331 Of course there is a good, I just got here.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2018 04:02 PM (T4oHT)

332 Oh no! I'll bring you an ice cream, in one of their hand-made waffle cones. Caramel praline okay?



Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2018 03:59 PM (JJZzu)


Thank you. That's what I get for deep cleaning and organizing the master bath cabinets and drawers yesterday, and getting on a ladder. Then, I had some sort of reaction to Tylenol PM last night and has muscle spasms all night. So that was fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

333 I feel that not enough people have pointed out that no such person as "Beto" exists. At least, no one who's running for Senate. Beto is a diminutive of Roberto. No one is running for Senate with that name. Now, there's a drunken Irishman named ROBERT, but the diminutive of Robert is Bob, not Beto.

Posted by: Mr. Hand at August 31, 2018 04:02 PM (Gn4BK)

334 I was late to the Trump train--voted for Cruz in the primary. I thought Cruz's stunt at the convention was a Class A dick move, though. He's been pretty good since then, so I'm glad to see that he and Trump are actually supporting each other.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 31, 2018 04:03 PM (HiLJ1)

335 322 300
>>fleeing a drunk driving accident

Thought that was a felony?

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 03:53 PM"

In reading between the lines of the report that came out today about the accident in '98, it sounds like there was an off duty LEO following him on the highway who had seen him weaving and speeding, and who then witnessed the accident from behind. This person stated on record that Beto attempted to flee, but that they were able to physically restrain him and keep him on the scene.

That would sound hard to believe if it was from an ordinary private citizen, but if we're talking about an off duty Sherrif's Deputy it makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 04:04 PM (k1TUh)

336 Trying to type from bed is no fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

337 And the funeral lasted FIVE HOURS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)
.............

Only five hours? Pffft. Amateur.

Posted by: zombie Johnny Maverick at August 31, 2018 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

338 As a Texan, here to tell ya a lot of non-citizens voting in numerous counties - several investigations under way in Bexar and Harris counties. Between red-state voter complacency and illegals voting, that Beto might have a chance.....No time for Texans to slack off!

Posted by: Cat at August 31, 2018 04:19 PM (8thAT)

339 Heads up:

Meuller is gonna drop a bombshell today after the closing bell on Wall Street.

Posted by: Curious at August 31, 2018 03:53 PM (aLr1q)

I'll look forward to that, curious.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 31, 2018 03:54 PM (lwiT4)

Late Friday before a holiday weekend would be a great time to release a nothingburger.

Posted by: Curious at August 31, 2018 04:29 PM (fJ7CO)

340 well at least he isn't doing kinky sex with underage black trannys as cruz did. (d.c. madam procured them for him)

Posted by: wammo at August 31, 2018 04:34 PM (aJCDF)

341 242 Please don't let Cruz blow this by saying something snarky. He needs to be practicing what he's going to say.
Posted by: m at August 31, 2018 03:39 PM (CwOPz)


So blurting out,
"Want to see me spank my monkey you little rat packers?"
is out?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2018 04:38 PM (1g7ch)

342 The demento who lives across the street from me has a Bête -- uh, Beto sign in his yard. I want a "0.136" sign.

Posted by: Marooned at August 31, 2018 04:41 PM (8hRlF)

343 338 they are always investigating illegal alien voting. how many illegal aliens have been prosecuted and convicted of voting besides none? republicans tried to pay an illegal alen to vote so they could arrest him but he got scared and wouldn't vote.

Posted by: wammo at August 31, 2018 04:44 PM (aJCDF)

344 Does this mean we can haz a MoMe at a TRUMP rally?!!!!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 31, 2018 04:47 PM (kCDXG)

345 . . . life's been good to me so far . . . My Volvo does 125 . . . I lost my license, but I still drive . . . I like to party, sometimes until four, it's hard to leave cuz I can't find the door . . .

Posted by: Beto Kennedy O'Rourke at August 31, 2018 05:03 PM (EATOD)

346 Drinking and driving like a Kennedy right? Hmm Chapoqedic comes to mind and a certain bridge and make of car

Posted by: Tamaa The Bird 1000 Voices at August 31, 2018 05:23 PM (wGqjj)

347 I like Beto.

For years, the TruCons have lauded Conservative candidates that are just too pure, too perfect to sully themselves with actually winning an election, or crafting legislation that might actually get passed.

After all, why, for example, actually defund Planned Parenthood when you can give passionate speeches about how awful Planned Parenthood is.

Beto is the Democrat version of all that -- passionate, eloquent, charismatic, oh-so-dreamy, and not a snowball's chance of getting elected.

BUT his fans (which include many of my friends and family) seem to expect that he is a long shot, and will accept his defeat with a modicum of grace and good humor. No bitter feelings. They seem content to bask in his Kennedy-esque glow.

I could live with these sorts of Democratic candidates.

Posted by: Sweet Lou at August 31, 2018 05:26 PM (4DuI9)

348 I call him Beatoff A'Dork

Posted by: Happy at August 31, 2018 09:43 PM (kDFEG)

349 He is Kennedyesque

Posted by: Edward Moran at September 01, 2018 11:28 PM (+zhb9)

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