LOL: CNN's Ratings Down 23% (or 24%) From Last Year

The NeverTrumpers who have bet big on CNN are losing another political bet.

CNN suffered another ratings embarrassment last week, once again losing a significant amount of viewers in comparison to the same week last year.
AdWeek reports that in the week of August 13-19, CNN experienced a 23 percent drop in total viewer average during primetime in comparison to the same week in 2017. During the daytime, there was another drop in ratings of 24 percent since last year.
MSNBC only experienced a drop of 8 percent in primetime and 5 percent in daytime since last year. Fox News Channel, on the other hand, actually increased their viewership by 4 percent all around.
CNN's ratings drop is not surprising given the network’s often hysterical coverage of the Trump White House.

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1 @dbongino will be on fire today.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 28, 2018 12:16 PM (BfOXk)

2 ace, I don't know if you listen to Dan Bongino's daily podcast, but you should.

He's got the entire Russia Hoax scam nailed in gruesome detail.

www.bongino.com

Posted by: Sharkman at August 28, 2018 12:18 PM (BfOXk)

3 What say you, Chrissy Cuomo?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

4 Th

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at August 28, 2018 12:18 PM (A8jgz)

5 They'll turn things around. They've hired a consultant from ESPN.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2018 12:18 PM (JUV3F)

6 Yeah fine great, but if we don't retain the house and senate what good is it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2018 12:18 PM (Lg2h/)

7 Trifecta!

Posted by: Sharkman at August 28, 2018 12:18 PM (BfOXk)

8 Bananas, oranges, something

Posted by: Carpe Manana at August 28, 2018 12:18 PM (PbH71)

9 Hard to believe MSDNC is ahead of CNN. They're as rabidly IMPEACH PDT! as CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

10 Holy smokes, did we close that many airports?

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2018 12:19 PM (iYaJJ)

11 Quim Acosta's back hole hardest hit.

Posted by: Zod at August 28, 2018 12:19 PM (Bdeb0)

12 and how much is 'captive audience' viewers' at airports, hotel lobbies, waiting rooms...

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 28, 2018 12:19 PM (RKQ/v)

13 Yeah fine great, but if we don't retain the house and senate what good is it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Trump will order everything declassified if that happens.

Prepare for thermonukular war!

Posted by: Sharkman at August 28, 2018 12:19 PM (BfOXk)

14 In primetime, CNN was crushed (again) by Fox News, and handily beaten by MSNBC, Home and Garden Television, ESPN, History, Discovery Channel and USA Network (which often airs World Wrestling matches during primetime).

When you get beat out by Pawn Stars and Deadliest Catch REPEATS.....

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:19 PM (TUUTu)

15 OK, now factor in the bump that's built into their ratings due to airport screens tuned in to CNN...?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)

16 El Oh El

Posted by: Fox at August 28, 2018 12:20 PM (DVC2D)

17 CNN ratings have been dropping like a rock for the past several years. if they were not being supported by rich Democrats they would have gone tits up long ago

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 28, 2018 12:20 PM (mpXpK)

18 OK, now factor in the bump that's built into their ratings due to airport screens tuned in to CNN...?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)

CNN also owns and maintains those TVs. I wonder how much coin that costs them?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:20 PM (ptqGC)

19 If this doesn't stop, I'll have to re-start the angry poetry readings! I'm serious, people!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 28, 2018 12:20 PM (7RqXg)

20 Sources Say Walls Closing In, Noose Tightening On Brian Stetler

Posted by: This...Is CNN at August 28, 2018 12:21 PM (jDF8P)

21 Is CNN's chief Jeff Zucker still out on medical leave?

Will he ever come back?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2018 12:21 PM (W+vEI)

22 Cut the cord! Trust me, you will be glad You did. (if only comcast were not the only high speed isp in our area.)

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 28, 2018 12:21 PM (0OmEj)

23
C-U-C-K-S spells NEVERTRUMPER!!!

~ Tom Cullen

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 12:21 PM (8XRCm)

24 Get Woke, Go Broke...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 28, 2018 12:21 PM (AM1GF)

25 Yeah fine great, but if we don't retain the house and senate what good is it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

If people were watching and believing their bs, I'd be worried.

The fact that CNN is losing to American Pickers gives me hope that people aren't believing their bs.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:21 PM (TUUTu)

26 I saw something on the interwebs that MSNBC had higher ratings than Fox last week. I didn't bother to read it because I thought it was something like "MSNBC outperformed Fox among transgenders between 2 and 4 AM".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 28, 2018 12:21 PM (9BLnV)

27
Home and Garden Television

Is that the channel with Giada De Laurentiis?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 28, 2018 12:22 PM (LOgQ4)

28 Sources Say Walls Closing In, Noose Tightening On Brian Stetler

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Well..... he is a fat ass.... so....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 12:22 PM (8XRCm)

29 Anybody give a shit about CNN?

Posted by: Dan Patterson at August 28, 2018 12:22 PM (ln5wD)

30 And this is also with Google trying to game the table for them by adjusting search results to favor them.

Doh!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 28, 2018 12:22 PM (eytER)

31 Get Woke, Go Broke...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 28, 2018 12:21 PM (AM1GF)

MSDNC is pretty damned woke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

32 RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA STORMY STORMY STORMY STORMY STORMY RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA STORMY STORMY STORMY STORMY STORMY RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA STORMY STORMY STORMY STORMY STORMY RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA STORMY STORMY STORMY STORMY STORMY RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA STORMY STORMY STORMY STORMY STORMY RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA STORMY STORMY STORMY STORMY STORMY

How do the numbers look, Anderson?

Posted by: This Is CNN at August 28, 2018 12:22 PM (JUV3F)

33 The fact that CNN is losing to American Pickers gives me hope that people aren't believing their bs.

Posted by: rickb223

Unlike CNN, American Pickers will show things I'm actually interested in...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 28, 2018 12:23 PM (AM1GF)

34 We're simply attracting a more discerning clientele! Why can't you fucking rubes get that!?!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at August 28, 2018 12:23 PM (jDF8P)

35 This is exactly why Google favors CNN so much in searches, relevance or something

Posted by: GregV61 at August 28, 2018 12:23 PM (FLpne)

36 >>Sources Say Walls Closing In, Noose Tightening On Brian Stetler

To be completely honest: how can anyone watch that guy? He is one weird looking guy; he's repellent. Talk about a face made for blogging (his background). Kinda like those blobs future people turned into in "Wall-E."

And that's even before you listen to what he's saying...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2018 12:23 PM (W+vEI)

37 Paw Patrol beat Wolf Blitzer. Heh.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 28, 2018 12:23 PM (o3pN8)

38 CNN also owns and maintains those TVs. I wonder how much coin that costs them?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:20 PM (ptqGC)

Not a penny. They are taxpayer funded by funds given to PBS and siphoned off through Soros shell companies.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 28, 2018 12:23 PM (9BLnV)

39 ... i think it should also be noted (& i didn't see it anywhere) that from everything i've heard, aretha was truly a kind and nice and thoughtful person.

Posted by: mjc at August 28, 2018 12:23 PM (Pg+x7)

40 CNN also owns and maintains those TVs. I wonder how much coin that costs them?

Huh - I hadn't known that.

Reminds me of the failed Air America model, where they leased airtime on various radio stations.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 28, 2018 12:24 PM (tVWQB)

41 Couldn't of happened to a more deserving network.

Gawd I truly despise CNN.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2018 12:24 PM (0tfLf)

42 The MSM is going so bonkers over Beto that I just saw a story hoping that Beto will be President in 2024.

fellas - this guy is a nobody from El Paso. Come on.

Posted by: Siegfried at August 28, 2018 12:24 PM (k1TUh)

43 Pro wrestling is a lot less fake than CNN.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at August 28, 2018 12:24 PM (laSTm)

44 I'll be harrumphing about this later today, in my latest "Tater's tut".

Posted by: Brian Stelter at August 28, 2018 12:24 PM (ctuyM)

45 CNN also owns and maintains those TVs. I wonder how much coin that costs them?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:20 PM

Not only that, they send 'special programming' to those airport televisions which is different from the cable feeds.

They're definitely not contributing anything to the bottom line.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 28, 2018 12:25 PM (LOgQ4)

46 42. And a Mick into the bargain.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 28, 2018 12:25 PM (fA1SL)

47 cnn is not an organized business, it is a political organ.

Posted by: eyebrow raised at August 28, 2018 12:25 PM (MlV7X)

48 Very Tan. Rested. Ready. Muthafuckas!

Posted by: Jemele Hill at August 28, 2018 12:25 PM (jDF8P)

49 Pro wrestling is a lot less fake than CNN.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo
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Radio Havana is far less biased in their reporting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2018 12:25 PM (xSo9G)

50 What say you, Chrissy Cuomo?
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That little girls better get used to seeing grown men's penises in their faces.

That's what.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at August 28, 2018 12:25 PM (vg8iE)

51 The MSM is going so bonkers over Beto that I just saw a story hoping that Beto will be President in 2024.

fellas - this guy is a nobody from El Paso. Come on.
Posted by: Siegfried

With an actual criminal record.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:25 PM (TUUTu)

52 It stands to note that neilson ratings altered their calculation in 2015, adding in some metric for 'social media' mentions.

Wholly and utterly opaque of course and no one mentions this at all. I'm convinced the MSM's ratings uptick in 2016-2017 was because of conservatives temporary domination of the internet conversation.

So they start banning and interrupting the conversation, and lo and behold...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (c07y/)

53 CNN did beat one channel...'The Bill Kristol Cruise Network'

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (yhf6w)

54 MSNBC is on just as much of a jihad against Trump as CNN.

CNN is just annoyingly stupid, and has weaker TV personalities.

MSNBC is just nasty and verbose, with higher production values.

A pox on them both.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (vcOmj)

55 Is that the channel with Giada De Laurentiis?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 28, 2018 12:22 PM

Two good reasons Mrs D doesn't let me have the channel changer.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (0tfLf)

56

Fak News CNN says the White House flag should fly at half mast in perpetuity.

Posted by: Soothi at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (4r4Qq)

57 To be fair, Paw Patrol is the shit.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (+087i)

58 I have no idea why their ratings are down. LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsIUThw0fuc&feature=youtu.be&t=3m57s

Posted by: Gman at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (egoBr)

59 Just imagine what an unbundled cable world would do.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (Boy/L)

60 fellas - this guy is a nobody from El Paso. Come on.
Posted by: Siegfried at August 28, 2018 12:24 PM

The West Texas town of El Paso is not a place you want to go.

Trust me.

Posted by: Bad Man Jose at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (ctuyM)

61 Thats funnier than me falling down the spillway.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (EPnrI)

62 It is against the Constitution for CNN ratings to go down this much.

Posted by: Chris Qhomo at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (pw+jk)

63 >>With an actual criminal record.

What did Beto do?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (W+vEI)

64 Jemele is a bad tranny name. Ain't fooling me Jamal.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 28, 2018 12:27 PM (71st6)

65 I will not be happy until the Gorilla Channel has better ratings than CNN.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 28, 2018 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

66
Fak News CNN says the White House flag should fly at half mast in perpetuity.
Posted by: Soothi at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (4r4Qq)

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Trump should just have the flagpole cut in half.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2018 12:27 PM (JUV3F)

67 I saw something earlier today that claims McCain voted against MLK Day. Anyone know if that's true?

Because that would be........interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

68 fellas - this guy is a nobody from El Paso. Come on.
Posted by: Siegfried

With an actual criminal record.

And a history of eminent domain abuse and nepotism for shady construction deals

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 28, 2018 12:27 PM (+087i)

69 42 The MSM is going so bonkers over Beto that I just saw a story hoping that Beto will be President in 2024.

fellas - this guy is a nobody from El Paso. Come on.
Posted by: Siegfried at August 28, 2018 12:24 PM (k1TUh)

This too, is the story of a little known Democrat Politician from Illinois... one who had never accomplished anything... yet was created by the MSM...

Yes, this too is the story of Obama...

Posted by: Ming the Merciless at August 28, 2018 12:27 PM (NgKpN)

70 We are HAMMERING them in the ratings!

Posted by: Laurence O'Donnel at August 28, 2018 12:27 PM (3yHff)

71 68. Wait a minute - so, you're saying he's a crypto-Guinea?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (fA1SL)

72 So, WWE beats CNN. Which is understandable, since WWE is the least fake of the two.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (c+2jX)

73 63 >>With an actual criminal record.

What did Beto do?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (W+vEI)

Breaking and entering and theft IIRC

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (+087i)

74 Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
I feel in love with a Mexican girl

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (/tuJf)

75

brb, lyin'

Posted by: Lyin Lanny Davis at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (4r4Qq)

76 MSNBC is just nasty and verbose, with higher production values.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM

Could we get a little R-E-S-P-I-C-T here?

Posted by: Revvin' Al at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (ctuyM)

77 5 They'll turn things around. They've hired a consultant from ESPN.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2018 12:18 PM (JUV3F)

Who used to work for the Hillary! campaign.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (Rtehc)

78
The West Texas town of El Paso is not a place you want to go.

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I dunno.... nighttime might find me in Rosa's Catina.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (8XRCm)

79 I saw something earlier today that claims McCain voted against MLK Day. Anyone know if that's true?

Because that would be........interesting.

I thought that was Evan Meacham, the gov of Arizona, refusing to have a paid holiday for government workers to recognize it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 28, 2018 12:29 PM (eytER)

80 I look forward to the day the Cuomo brothers are back in their mother's hometown in Sicily, working for the family "business."

J. J. said the mom's family were totally mobbed up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

81 How to give Beto O'Rourke a proper media tongue bath...

https://tinyurl.com/y7pxwdr3

Posted by: tu3031 at August 28, 2018 12:29 PM (jDF8P)

82 Beto was arrested for DWI and burglary. But neither arrest led to prosecution.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 28, 2018 12:29 PM (71st6)

83 Robert Francis (Beto) O'Rourke - the stereotypical drunken mick.

Has a DWI on his record. Burglary.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:29 PM (TUUTu)

84 Woo-hoo! We're one of the most famous names in cable television and 1% of the nation watches us! Well, almost 1%. People should fly more.

Posted by: CNN at August 28, 2018 12:29 PM (8ruUE)

85 For their real dose of Trump hate the lefties have to go to MSNBC not CNN.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:29 PM (mCMQ5)

86 I saw something earlier today that claims McCain voted against MLK Day. Anyone know if that's true?

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Yes its true. I think AZ was the last State to recognize MLK day.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

87 Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
I feel in love with a Mexican girl

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (/tuJf)

You'll get a deep burning pain in your.....side.

Posted by: BignJames at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (0+nbW)

88 Surprisingly the popularity of taters has not diminished.

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (2Mnv1)

89 74 Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
I feel in love with a Mexican girl
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (/tuJf)

Feeling in love sounds more fun than falling in love. Gonna be tougher when that wall is built.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (+087i)

90 I never should have listened to that bitch.

Posted by: Ted Turner at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (xSo9G)

91 83. Ahh....that must be why he thinks he can pass for an Aztec.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (fA1SL)

92 Beto was arrested for DWI and burglary. But neither arrest led to prosecution.
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls

Because daddy is a powerful judge in El Paso.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (TUUTu)

93 Oh no, Ace is about to get a stern DM from Jake Tapper...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (gA69l)

94 I look forward to the day the Cuomo brothers are back in their mother's hometown in Sicily, working for the family "business."

Maybe they can be toll collectors on Daddy's new bridge?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (jDF8P)

95 88 Surprisingly the popularity of taters has not diminished.
Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (2Mnv1)

Tater.... Salad?

Posted by: Ron White at August 28, 2018 12:31 PM (NgKpN)

96 Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
I feel in love with a Mexican girl

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (/tuJf)

You'll get a deep burning pain in your.....~~side.~~ Front Hole
Posted by: BignJames

*suggested edit

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:31 PM (TUUTu)

97 82 Beto was arrested for DWI and burglary. But neither arrest led to prosecution.
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 28, 2018 12:29 PM (71st6)

My best friend was out in the ElP and knew Beto personally. His and his inlaws families are loaded apparently.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 28, 2018 12:31 PM (+087i)

98 West Texas town of El Paso is not a place you want to go.
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I dunno.... nighttime might find me in Rosa's Catina.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (8XRCm)

"I fell in love and got shot in the ass."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 28, 2018 12:31 PM (Rtehc)

99 'Out' in the West Texas town of El Paso sound ... fabulous!

Posted by: Shep! at August 28, 2018 12:31 PM (ctuyM)

100 The MSM is going so bonkers over Beto that I just saw a story hoping that Beto will be President in 2024.

fellas - this guy is a nobody from El Paso. Come on.
Posted by: Siegfried at August 28, 2018 12:24 PM (k1TUh)

Better than a nobody from Illinois!--Big Tex.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 28, 2018 12:32 PM (9BLnV)

101 Jimmy Acosta is crying in his half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:32 PM (gA69l)

102 Fak News CNN says the White House flag should fly at half mast in perpetuity.

Bob Dole just doubles his mast, when necessary...

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 28, 2018 12:32 PM (n/eZB)

103 19 If this doesn't stop, I'll have to re-start the angry poetry readings! I'm serious, people!
Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 28, 2018 12:20 PM (7RqXg)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The people have a right to have their questions answered Sarah!

Doo-be-doo-doo!

Posted by: Jim Acosta, in black turtleneck at August 28, 2018 12:32 PM (RD7QR)

104 Robert Francis (Beto) O'Rourke - the stereotypical drunken mick.

No fair. I'm a drunk but I don't burgle.

That's Beto culturally appropriating the Slavs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2018 12:32 PM (fuK7c)

105 87 Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
I feel in love with a Mexican girl

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (/tuJf)

You'll get a deep burning pain in your.....side.

Posted by: BignJames at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM

You guys are killing me, KILLING me!

Posted by: Zombie Marty Robbins at August 28, 2018 12:32 PM (0tfLf)

106 "I fell in love and got shot in the ass."

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One little kiss and Felina good bye.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 12:32 PM (8XRCm)

107 Sources Say John McCain Still Dead. Film At Eleven

Posted by: This...Is CNN at August 28, 2018 12:32 PM (jDF8P)

108 What did Beto do?
Posted by: Lizzy

Who? Bobby O'Rourke? DWI & burglary.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:33 PM (TUUTu)

109 What a surprise,dumb bitch Kate Mara comes out in favor of NFL anthem protests.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306019/

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:33 PM (mCMQ5)

110
Puppet Show

And

CNN

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2018 12:33 PM (veoSD)

111 AZ governor appoints Ben Domenech to fill McCain's seat in Senate.

mic drop x 10000

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

112 Dear Diary,
Well the ratings are down, again. No matter how hard I try to character assassinate Trump our ratings keep going down. I hate Trump and all those people that are turning us off should all be sent to camps. Jen Rubin and i going to afternoon tea and boy will I have a lot to bitch about to her.

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at August 28, 2018 12:33 PM (pw+jk)

113 Is that the channel with Giada De Laurentiis?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 28, 2018 12:22 PM

Two good reasons Mrs D doesn't let me have the channel changer.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2018 12:26 PM (0tfLf)

Giada:

https://tinyurl.com/yc23o9l4

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM (kqsXK)

114 Sources Say John McCain Still Dead. Film At Eleven

Cause of death seems to have been, "December"- whatever that means.

Posted by: CNN at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM (n/eZB)

115 Not first!

Posted by: CNN at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM (8ikIW)

116 >>>Sources Say John McCain Still Dead. Film At Eleven

I enjoyed his written Trump attacks from beyond the grave. My god man, just go out with some dignity.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM (gA69l)

117 CNN's decline is more PROOF that too many people have been brainwashed by TRUMP.
Ha.

Posted by: Hillary Mallfly Clinton at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM (UFyv9)

118 CNN doesn't care. As long as they are being subsidzed by Soros or Steyer or whoever it/they is/are they'll continue to be Pravda Network .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM (AllCR)

119 Beto O'Rourke arrested in 1990's for burglary and DWI.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306018/

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM (mCMQ5)

120 Beto was arrested for DWI and burglary. But neither arrest led to prosecution.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 28, 2018 12:29 PM (71st6)

My best friend was out in the ElP and knew Beto personally. His and his inlaws families are loaded apparently.

Ah..."affluenza"?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM (jDF8P)

121 Unlike CNN, American Pickers will show things I'm actually interested in...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 28, 2018 12:23 PM (AM1GF)

Wait ... are we talking nose here?

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at August 28, 2018 12:35 PM (/qEW2)

122 Michigan football ratings will be up when we bugger Notre Dame like a priest!

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at August 28, 2018 12:35 PM (msPO3)

123 Feeling in love sounds more fun than falling in love. Gonna be tougher when that wall is built.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (+087i)

Or, in the words of the great lyricist Lorenz Hart, Falling in love with love is falling for make believe."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 28, 2018 12:35 PM (kqsXK)

124 Giada:

https://tinyurl.com/yc23o9l4

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM

Yowza!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2018 12:35 PM (0tfLf)

125 His and his inlaws families are loaded apparently.
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Socialism is for the people, not the Socialist.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2018 12:35 PM (vg8iE)

126 Mary, I got your Giada pic beat...

https://tinyurl.com/y7fd86xq

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:36 PM (gA69l)

127 poor tater is mashed

Posted by: concrete girl at August 28, 2018 12:36 PM (T2RPb)

128 I saw something earlier today that claims McCain voted against MLK Day. Anyone know if that's true?
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John Lewis scathingly compared him to George Wallace...who was a Democrat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2018 12:36 PM (xSo9G)

129 Feel good story of the day.

Posted by: 13times at August 28, 2018 12:36 PM (K3B2k)

130 West Texas town of El Paso is not a place you want to go.
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I dunno.... nighttime might find me in Rosa's Catina.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (8XRCm)

"I fell in love and got shot in the ass."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 28, 2018 12:31 PM (Rtehc)

Or, as the rap version goes "I hooked up with some phat booty, and had a cap busted in my ass by her pimp."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 28, 2018 12:36 PM (9BLnV)

131 El Oh El

You called?

Posted by: Clark at August 28, 2018 12:36 PM (2lndx)

132 125 His and his inlaws families are loaded apparently.
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Probably why he wants open borders... He need the cheap help

Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2018 12:36 PM (O2RFr)

133 72 So, WWE beats CNN. Which is understandable, since WWE is the least fake of the two.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2018 12:28 PM (c+2jX)

Wrestling's not fake, hoss. Just scripted.

And scripted better than Game of Thrones. Tell your co-workers to shove -that- in their Renly sockets when season i comes on.

Posted by: trev006 at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (3Tn95)

134 123 Feeling in love sounds more fun than falling in love. Gonna be tougher when that wall is built.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (+087i)

Or, in the words of the great lyricist Lorenz Hart, Falling in love with love is falling for make believe."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 28, 2018 12:35 PM (kqsXK)

Or in the words of Steve Tyler, falling in love is hard on the knees. Especially if you go down in elevators, livin it up when youre going down.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (+087i)

135 Maybe they should do a show with Acosta and Stetler as hoarders? Just trying to help.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (jDF8P)

136 125 His and his inlaws families are loaded apparently.
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Socialism is for the people, not the Socialist.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2018 12:35 PM (vg8iE)

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Socialism is so awesome that it's leaders need special dispensation from its effects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (LZygN)

137 CNN is determined to stick with Lanny Davis' previous story about Cohen, PDT and RUSSIA.

Because Narrative and Trump Hate. But mostly Trump Hate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

138 I enjoyed his written Trump attacks from beyond the grave. My god man, just go out with some dignity.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM (gA69l)

When, in his political career, did he actually display much dignity?

Posted by: physics geek at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (huQJB)

139 But they have a lock on the all-important airport and doctor's waiting room demographics.

Posted by: josephistan at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (7HtZB)

140 May all who work at CNN peddling this nefarious calumny of lies end up homeless and ... fill in the blank

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (dsq1T)

141 138 I enjoyed his written Trump attacks from beyond the grave. My god man, just go out with some dignity.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM (gA69l)

When, in his political career, did he actually display much dignity?
Posted by: physics geek at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (huQJB)

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He seemed to express a lot towards Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (LZygN)

142 CNN's ratings drop is not surprising given the network's often hysterical coverage of the Trump White House.

But they cannot stop, even though at some level they realize this. The hatred is so overriding. Fascinating.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (/qEW2)

143 darcy goes down!

Posted by: concrete girl at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (T2RPb)

144 Giada: https://tinyurl.com/yc23o9l4

That's one hell of an imprint.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 28, 2018 12:37 PM (2lndx)

145 CNN's appeal is becoming more selective

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (OLCnA)

146 >>>When, in his political career, did he actually display much dignity?

True enough, but to go out in a blaze of bitterness is both sad and pathetic.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (gA69l)

147 Also ESPN seems to be trying to pivot back to sports.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (yL25O)

148 as a congressman in 1983, McCain voted against making Martin Luther King Jr.s birthday a national holiday. He was on the losing end of a 338 to 90 vote in the House of Representatives.

McCain no longer stands by that vote. On April 4, 2008 the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther Kings death McCain said the vote was wrong in a speech he gave in Memphis, the city where King died.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (Lg2h/)

149 Giada:
https://tinyurl.com/yc23o9l4
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM

Now, *that* is fashion-thread worthy! There's something for everyone.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (ctuyM)

150 That includes FORCED viewership at airports of the Commie News Network.

Posted by: joe dagostino at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (eq2/x)

151 How CNN can fix it's problems.

Get the two old grouchy Muppet guys in the theater balcony and have them do the news from there. Guaranteed 5 point bump!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (0tfLf)

152 138 I enjoyed his written Trump attacks from beyond the grave. My god man, just go out with some dignity.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM (gA69l)

I expect the Funeral will be a doozy full of Trump attacks if not openly at least insinuated

Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (O2RFr)

153 He seemed to express a lot towards Democrats.

I will concede that point.

Posted by: physics geek at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (huQJB)

154 104. Nope. Not enough violence to be copying SMR.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (fA1SL)

155 Also ESPN seems to be trying to pivot back to sports.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (yL25O)

By calling Tiger not really black?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (Lg2h/)

156 RUSSIA HACKED OUR RATINGS!!!1!

Posted by: CNN at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (TZzMo)

157 I really wouldn't say that CNN is losing viewers as much as our appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: Ian Faith, CNN Public Relations at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (fdTrp)

158 Video: Stettler is emotionally falling apart

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/ 1034301315436953600

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (W+vEI)

159 " Giada:

https://tinyurl.com/yc23o9l4

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 28, 2018 12:34 PM

Yowza!!!!
"

She strikes me as high maintenance.

No thanks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (wldC6)

160 78
The West Texas town of El Paso is not a place you want to go.
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I dunno.... nighttime might find me in Rosa's Catina.
Posted by: fixerupper

Is that what she calls it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (kfcYC)

161 Beto O'Rourke arrested in 1990's for burglary and DWI.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306018/
Posted by: steevy
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Pfft. Our head of the public safety committee was popped for DUI and no tag. Handily re-elected, because Progressive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (xSo9G)

162 >>> Also ESPN seems to be trying to pivot back to sports.

Slowly. Douchebag Max kellerman ranted that Tiger Woods had the temerity to say "respect the presidency."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (gA69l)

163 AZ was one of the last states to recognize MLK day; McCain was probably just accurately reflecting his constituents' views on that issue.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (71st6)

164 CNN's ratings may be down, but there are lots of businesses that still have CNN on in their waiting areas. I went to get my car worked on last weekend, and was able to get them to change to Nat Geo. But my airport still has CNN on all over the place.

Posted by: sillyme at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (AK3QG)

165 AZ governor appoints Ben Domenech to fill McCain's seat in Senate.

mic drop x 10000

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:33 PM

That would have win all over it.
So of course, never happen.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (LOgQ4)

166 oh boy, Jimmy Carter did an interview on Fox Biz: "Carter: Attitude of Business has more to due with Economy than the President"

Posted by: Hillary Mallfly Clinton at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (UFyv9)

167 Speaking of fake news, here's some, ah, interesting reportig on a plane crash.

https://bit.ly/2MSXqfT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)

168 As I said in the monkey thread, I imagine no one can Wellstone a funeral like our milk chocolate idiot, Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

169 >>>I expect the Funeral will be a doozy full of Trump attacks if not openly at least insinuated

Wellstone 2.0

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:40 PM (gA69l)

170 Wellstone 2.0

Yup...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2018 12:40 PM (O2RFr)

171 She strikes me as high maintenance.

Watch the clips where she's cooking with her family. Everyone disagrees with everyone about how to prepare the meal.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 28, 2018 12:41 PM (2lndx)

172 Hey, this doubling down stuff really works!

Posted by: CNN at August 28, 2018 12:41 PM (x/2Z8)

173 She strikes me as high maintenance.

No thanks.

My understanding, and I have no personal inside info here but just what I've seen around the foodie community, is that she vastly overestimates her culinary skills/talents, and has been relying on her looks for years.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 28, 2018 12:41 PM (tVWQB)

174 oh boy, Jimmy Carter did an interview on Fox Biz: "Carter: Attitude of Business has more to due with Economy than the President"
Posted by: Hillary Mallfly Clinton

Due to the president's policies. Dumbass.
Posted by: Red Foreman

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:41 PM (TUUTu)

175 I don't even believe McCain wrote a last testament before he went to his grave-which I have no desire to read,-but which I understand was a warning about Trump. I think someone cooked this up and ascribed his name to it although he might have approved whatever was written several months ago

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2018 12:42 PM (AllCR)

176 I picture ValJar shooting t-shirts into the crowd in attendance at McCain's funeral. In the National Cathedral. Because nothing says "class" like the Obama administration.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:42 PM (ptqGC)

177 is that she vastly overestimates her culinary skills/talents, and has been relying on her looks for years.

Posted by: WitchDoktor

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:42 PM (TUUTu)

178 Cooking With Cuomo! Tonight at nine on the all new CNN!

Posted by: This...Is CNN at August 28, 2018 12:42 PM (jDF8P)

179 Beto O'Rourke arrested in 1990's for burglary and DWI.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306018/

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NTTAWWT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 28, 2018 12:42 PM (+y/Ru)

180 I think that I shall never see

A president like Trump, who's a poopy.

A president whose hungry mouth is prest

Against Melania's lovely breast.

And that makes me sad since

My blow-up doll needs a rinse.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, in black turtleneck at August 28, 2018 12:42 PM (RD7QR)

181 The only thing we don't know about the McCain funeral extravaganza is whether there will be a mime present. We know the clowns will be there.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:42 PM (dsq1T)

182 oh boy, Jimmy Carter did an interview on Fox Biz: "Carter: Attitude of Business has more to due with Economy than the President"
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Why should anyone care what a demented, one-term failure of a president has to say about anything, other than being a failure, of course?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2018 12:43 PM (vg8iE)

183 CNN and MSNBC combined almost equal FoxNews, but that is just cable news. Big Networks still dominate with the constant Narrative, which includes the 1000s of local news gals reading the DNC talking points as if it is their own.

It is still good to see CNN stumble. But we need to win the social media platforms and have the grassroots conservatives making a few bucks there, rather than being shadow banned and de-platformed.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 28, 2018 12:43 PM (Cus5s)

184 AZ was one of the last states to recognize MLK day;

AZ doesn't recognize Daylight Savings Time.

I'm pro-MLK but I appreciate the almost Swiss perversity of those desert people.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2018 12:43 PM (fuK7c)

185 >>Watch the clips where she's cooking with her family. Everyone disagrees with everyone about how to prepare the meal.

Heh, YES.
Her mother berates her and she ignores her mother's directions. Then her mother is somewhat....underwhelmed with the results. It's entertaining.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2018 12:43 PM (W+vEI)

186
93 Oh no, Ace is about to get a stern DM from Jake Tapper...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (gA69l)

Has anyone prominent told Tapper that they'll retwat anything he sends them in a DM? Because being famous and DMing a bunch of nasty shit expecting the recipient to stay quiet is pretty much the definition of chickenshit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2018 12:43 PM (veoSD)

187

CNN gets Hulk-stomped in the ratings by Nickelodeon?

That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2018 12:44 PM (HaL55)

188 Obama will make a eulogy about himself.Should be epic.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:44 PM (mCMQ5)

189 "Watch the clips where she's cooking with her family. Everyone disagrees with everyone about how to prepare the meal."

After living in southern Italy for seven years, Mrs VIA does pretty damn good on the Italian cooking department.

And can run the kitchen without whole lot of arguing back and forth.

And her head isn't really slightly oversize like Giada.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2018 12:44 PM (wldC6)

190 Oh yeah ACLU filed a motion in support of the NRA in the gun owners organization's suit against Andrew Cuomo's illegal use of the state government against the NRA.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:44 PM (dsq1T)

191 How CNN can fix it's problems.

Get the two old grouchy Muppet guys in the theater balcony and have them do the news from there. Guaranteed 5 point bump!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (0tfLf)

Well, I was thinking they could change the format to a 24 hour gay porn channel, but then I realized that most of their audience is already gay so it really wouldn't make a difference. In fact, it might actually drive the transgenders away. Lack of inclusivity, you understand.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 28, 2018 12:44 PM (9BLnV)

192 177 is that she vastly overestimates her culinary skills/talents, and has been relying on her looks for years.

Posted by: WitchDoktor

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:42 PM

She can bake my ziti anytime.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2018 12:44 PM (0tfLf)

193 their appeal is just more...ahhhh....selective.

It's like the Oscars. If you want you thing to be a masterbatory anti-American affair (let's not pretend that the anti-trump left isn't just a bunch of anti-americans who fetishize the communists, the muslims, and any available 3rd world arrival to replace us), then you shall lose ratings and the appeal/glamor/relevance that made you important in the first place.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 28, 2018 12:44 PM (hoJrG)

194 108 What did Beto do?
Posted by: Lizzy

Who? Bobby O'Rourke? DWI & burglary.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:33 PM (TUUTu)

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Definitely Ruling Caste material!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2018 12:45 PM (JUV3F)

195 I saw something earlier today that claims McCain voted against MLK Day. Anyone know if that's true?

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Yes, but rest easy. He evolved.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 28, 2018 12:45 PM (5NMZN)

196 >>The only thing we don't know about the McCain funeral extravaganza is whether there will be a mime present. We know the clowns will be there.

Maybe Lindsay Graham will sobbingly announce, "I love my dead, gay friend. My loverrrrr!" and throw himself on the casket?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI)

197 In 1997 ESPN gave me hell for mentioning Tiger Woods fried chicken in the same comment.

Posted by: Fuzzy Zoeller at August 28, 2018 12:45 PM (msPO3)

198
Obama will make a eulogy about himself.Should be epic.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:44 PM (mCMQ5)

Everything he does is about himself, because he thinks he's Just That Awesome. The family should have known that.

I wish Ben Domenech could get away with live-tweeting the funeral using an alias.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:45 PM (ptqGC)

199 Celebrity Bowling For Dollars! Hosted by Wolf Blitzer! Tonight at ten on the all new CNN!

Posted by: This...Is CNN at August 28, 2018 12:46 PM (jDF8P)

200 >>The only thing we don't know about the McCain funeral extravaganza is whether there will be a mime present. We know the clowns will be there.

Get that South African sign language guy. That should make the proceedings more festive.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2018 12:46 PM (/tuJf)

201 162 >>> Also ESPN seems to be trying to pivot back to sports.

Slowly. Douchebag Max kellerman ranted that Tiger Woods had the temerity to say "respect the presidency."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (gA69l)

...

Oh, I don't think they'll make it.

But it's entertaining that they have successfully identified the problem and its threat to their survival.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2018 12:46 PM (yL25O)

202 Wait. Phony Russian collusion, impeachment and co sting up Democrats misdeeds doesn't sell?

Who knew?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2018 12:47 PM (gpQ2A)

203 Slowly. Douchebag Max kellerman ranted that Tiger Woods had the temerity to say "respect the presidency."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (gA69l)

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Yeah..... Whitey McKKKlanface was yelling at Tiger Woods for being off the plantation with his wrong-think.

Black folk gotta be TOLD what to think donatchaknow.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 12:47 PM (8XRCm)

204 I hope there's video of Obama chewing gum as he always does at funerals. And taking grinning selfies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:47 PM (ptqGC)

205 Also ESPN seems to be trying to pivot back to sports.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (yL25O)

Oh, why start now?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 28, 2018 12:47 PM (MX7xj)

206
Unlike CNN, American Pickers will show things I'm actually interested in...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 28, 2018 12:23 PM (AM1GF)

The tattooed chick that has been known to do burlesque?

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2018 12:47 PM (cAnNx)

207 Heh, flux capacitator. What a maroon.

Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2018 12:47 PM (qXri4)

208 I expect the Funeral will be a doozy full of Trump attacks if not openly at least insinuated
Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (O2RFr)

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McCain himself will sit up and start ranting about how PDT is a scoundrel and a traitor. They'll have to hit him with a stick just to close the lid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (JUV3F)

209 Fortunately Chocolate Jesus can't bring McCain back from the grave...

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (mCMQ5)

210 37
Paw Patrol beat Wolf Blitzer. Heh.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 28, 2018
*
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I disliked and distrusted Blitzer's "reporting" during the Katrina episode, and that was before I woke up to what is going on in America.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (CTtdn)

211 Trump will be hitting this one soon.

Trump loves pointing out ratings and he especially loves pointing out low ratings as a sign of failure.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (4ErVI)

212 I imagine a few Dems at McCain's funeral will announce that if McCain could speak to us he would want us to give Congress to the Dems to restore the balance of power in Washington.
oh boy. Stuart Eizenstat, who worked for Carter, just said that Carter and Obama had an intellectual view of the presidency. I hope I am getting that quote correct, because it sounds too stupid to be real.

Posted by: Hillary Mallfly Clinton at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (UFyv9)

213 she vastly overestimates her culinary skills/talents

I don't get cable, but Food Network recently released an app of just recipe clips. Since I don't watch food shows, I don't have any point of comparison (other than the Deplorable Gourmet), but most of the recipes I've bookmarked (like deep-fried breaded carrots) are from whatever show she hosts.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (2lndx)

214 188 Obama will make a eulogy about himself.Should be epic.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:44 PM

What's the early over/under on the number of times he says "I" in the first five minutes?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (0tfLf)

215 The tattooed chick that has been known to do burlesque?

Pics?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (fuK7c)

216 Wait. Phony Russian collusion, impeachment and co sting up Democrats misdeeds doesn't sell?

Who knew?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2018 12:47 PM (gpQ2A)

This is what I don't understand. MSDNC is at least as awful as CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (ptqGC)

217 What a mudpie to CNN's faces.
While I'm glad that Fox is getting more viewers, I still think it suffers from the same problems of every MSM outlet: opinionated commentary on events instead of reporting the facts and letting the viewer make their decisions amd opinions on the event.

Posted by: Delaforce at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (V3/Vq)

218 Has anyone checked to see if Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg is still above room temperature?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (dsq1T)

219 Slowly. Douchebag Max kellerman ranted that Tiger Woods had the temerity to say "respect the presidency."

Don't think that didn't get noticed by new management. Clock may be ticking on Max.

Posted by: This...Is CNN at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (jDF8P)

220

My understanding, and I have no personal inside info here but just what I've seen around the foodie community, is that she vastly overestimates her culinary skills/talents, and has been relying on her looks for years.

I've noticed the same phenomenon with some alleged "comics."
They think they're absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (HaL55)

221 Sportsclowns gotta sportsclown.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

222 I rather enjoy the idea of turning the McCain funeral into an anti-Trump pep rally.

Wellstone v 2.0.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (tVWQB)

223 >>>Watch the clips where she's cooking with her family. Everyone disagrees with everyone about how to prepare the meal.<<<

I have a wonderful recipe for mashed potatoes and mushroom gravy I'd like to teach her. Sometimes comfort food is the best.

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (2Mnv1)

224 Has anyone checked to see if Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg is still above room temperature?
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I'm sure she is.

We haven't heard the collective death scream of 1000 Progressives.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (vg8iE)

225 215 Just look up Danielle Colby

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (mCMQ5)

226 I would think it would trouble CNN staff that nobody cares what they say about anything. They have absolutely no impact.

Kind of reminds me about how I felt about that cute girl who thought I was invisible.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (nBr1j)

227 All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put ESPN back.together again

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)

228 Since I don't watch food shows, I don't have any point of comparison (other than the Deplorable Gourmet)

That's mostly a book of illustrations with some recipes for filler.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2018 12:50 PM (fuK7c)

229 212 I imagine a few Dems at McCain's funeral will announce that if McCain could speak to us he would want us to give Congress to the Dems to restore the balance of power in Washington.
oh boy. Stuart Eizenstat, who worked for Carter, just said that Carter and Obama had an intellectual view of the presidency. I hope I am getting that quote correct, because it sounds too stupid to be real.
Posted by: Hillary Mallfly Clinton at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (UFyv9)

Yes, their intellectual view was "How can I use this institution to screw the nation as deeply as possible?"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 28, 2018 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

230 What's the early over/under on the number of times he says "I" in the first five minutes?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (0tfLf)

57. Don't know why that number just popped into my head, but it did. Ha!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 28, 2018 12:50 PM (MX7xj)

231 Oh yeah ACLU filed a motion in support of the NRA in the gun owners organization's suit against Andrew Cuomo's illegal use of the state government against the NRA.
Posted by: Anna Puma

When you've lost the ACLU & they partner with the NRA, you've done screwed up. Bigly.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:50 PM (TUUTu)

232 Has anyone checked to see if Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg is still above room temperature?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (dsq1T)

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*beep*
*beep*

Posted by: Capt Bader-Pike-Ginsburg at August 28, 2018 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

233 Perhaps some CNN reporters and producers are to be implicated in cabal.

Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2018 12:50 PM (UwwDr)

234 In all seriousness, CNN stopped doing news a long time ago.

They are entertainment television. 100 percent entertainment.

They don't like being constrained to cover the news. In the movies, there are frequently cameo shots of CNN reporting on the invasion of the planet or some imaginary President. CNN loves these cameos.

They have now transformed into those movie cameos and just want to report on the incredible or dramatic or imagined events.

I mean, the story behind the construction of the Russian Collusion farce is big news, but they will never report it. They want to stick to the false script that they have written.

Entertainment. Not news.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2018 12:50 PM (vbJig)

235 >>>Has anyone prominent told Tapper that they'll retwat anything he sends them in a DM? Because being famous and DMing a bunch of nasty shit expecting the recipient to stay quiet is pretty much the definition of chickenshit.

Yeah, Jonah and the Ahoy folks will get right on that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:50 PM (Agn5J)

236 222 I rather enjoy the idea of turning the McCain funeral into an anti-Trump pep rally.

Wellstone v 2.0.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 28, 2018 12:49 PM (tVWQB)

Nancy Pelosi will be head cheerleader. Chuck Schumer will have the privilege of hoisting her by the taint.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 28, 2018 12:51 PM (nBr1j)

237 Friend of mine works for the publisher that does Giada's cookbooks.He said she was way more beautiful in person,stunning even.That was some years ago though.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:51 PM (mCMQ5)

238 It's a shame that John Edwards won't be present to channel Johnny Boy.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 28, 2018 12:51 PM (71st6)

239 I disliked and distrusted Blitzer's "reporting"
during the Katrina episode, and that was before I woke up to what is
going on in America.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2018
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I should say that it was the coverage of the ravening hordes looting Noo Awlins on TV that made me wake up. So I guess I have CNN to thank in part for that. Of course they memory-holed a lot of the worst stuff the "minorities" did during the chaos, like the story of the looters shooting at rescue helicopters. CNN and the rest of the media claimed that was "debunked."

Hmf. I spoke with a local cop while we waited to be called for jury duty in 2010. He said those stories were absolutely true.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2018 12:51 PM (CTtdn)

240 The tattooed chick that has been known to do burlesque?

Pics?

Posted by: Bandersnatch

Do the search for "Danielle Colby", I don't dare search to get a link from work. She used to do roller derby, too, until she had to retire due to injuries...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 28, 2018 12:51 PM (AM1GF)

241
Are they giving out swag bags at McCain's funeral?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 28, 2018 12:51 PM (10vO4)

242 I imagine a few Dems at McCain's funeral

It would be instructive if some hacker broke into their sound system/video system and made it play what the same Dems said about McCain in 2008. Maybe a few of the headlines the news passed around.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 28, 2018 12:51 PM (2lndx)

243 My understanding, and I have no personal inside info here but just what I've seen around the foodie community, is that she vastly overestimates her culinary skills/talents, and has been relying on her looks for years.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 28, 2018 12:41 PM (tVWQB)

Here, let me fix that for you:

"she vastly overestimates her culinary skills/talents, and has been relying on her looks and de Laurentiis money for years".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 28, 2018 12:51 PM (9BLnV)

244 *Nelson Muntz laugh*

Suck it, fake news!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)

245

The tattooed chick that has been known to do burlesque?

You mean the Queen of the Roller Derby?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2018 12:51 PM (HaL55)

246 231 Should be an easy case,he brags about bankrupting them in his campaign ads.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:52 PM (mCMQ5)

247 Paw Patrol stomps Wolfy! Woof, Woof..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 28, 2018 12:52 PM (jnP3J)

248
175 I don't even believe McCain wrote a last testament before he went to his grave-which I have no desire to read,-but which I understand was a warning about Trump. I think someone cooked this up and ascribed his name to it although he might have approved whatever was written several months ago

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2018 12:42 PM (AllCR)

If they're shopping a McCain Testament around, it's going to be much like the likely fictional Lenin Testament which recommended that Stalin be removed as General Secretary.

And funny thing is, I'll bet that the MFM totally misses the obvious road of trying to equate Trump with Stalin.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2018 12:52 PM (veoSD)

249 166
oh boy, Jimmy Carter did an interview on Fox Biz: "Carter: Attitude of Business has more to due with Economy than the President"

Posted by: Hillary Mallfly Clinton at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (UFyv9)

Technically, Carter is correct.

But, it does help that we finally have a President that understands what small businesses need to succeed and isn't in opposition to them.

Small businesses don't need tax credits for solar or energy efficient autos, those are tax credits for the GE's that buy fleets of autos and can install enough solar panels to actually generate electricity for one of their factories. What small businesses need are tax cuts which actually allows the business owner to keep more of his/her money to reinvest back into the company.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at August 28, 2018 12:52 PM (fdTrp)

250 >>>Are they giving out swag bags at McCain's funeral?

Just colostomy bags.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:52 PM (Agn5J)

251 My new pet theory goes like this: the big NSA data center is in Utah. That prosecutor we never hear from is in Utah. His grand jury is in Utah. Trump has been declassifying everything the prosecutor requests. With only emails and phone logs you can get a lot of indictments without needing live witnesses, including for leaks of classified documents

Had Trump done this is without provocation he'd be ridiculed as a Stasi Nazi. But Mueller and Co have already done far worse.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2018 12:52 PM (n+6mJ)

252 In the movies, there are frequently cameo shots of CNN reporting on the invasion of the planet or some imaginary President. CNN loves these cameos.
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MSNBC does that too.

Phony all the way down.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2018 12:52 PM (vg8iE)

253 224 Has anyone checked to see if Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg is still above room temperature?
________________________________________

I understand there is an unemployed brain tumor in Arizona looking for work.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2018 12:52 PM (vbJig)

254 Get that South African sign language guy. That should make the proceedings more festive.
Posted by: JackStraw

That is one for the ages.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:53 PM (TUUTu)

255 230 What's the early over/under on the number of times he says "I" in the first five minutes?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (0tfLf)

57. Don't know why that number just popped into my head, but it did. Ha!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 28, 2018 12:50 PM (MX7xj)

I'm guessing he makes direct reference to John McCain two, maybe three times.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 28, 2018 12:53 PM (nBr1j)

256 Gaylord, "Um let me be clear on this. I have had many disagreements with Sen. McCain about things I wanted to get done to help America. But never did I ever consider him and I being personal enemies. Both of us believed in a united country." ...

How's that for a start?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:53 PM (dsq1T)

257 241
Are they giving out swag bags at McCain's funeral?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 28, 2018 12:51 PM (10vO4)

Inflatable bop bags with PDTs face on them, and a bottle of Budweiser.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2018 12:53 PM (NWiLs)

258 Do the search for "Danielle Colby",

Ah. Thanks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2018 12:53 PM (fuK7c)

259 don't even believe McCain wrote a last testament before he went to his grave-which I have no desire to read,-but which I understand was a warning about Trump. I think someone cooked this up and ascribed his name to it although he might have approved whatever was written several months ago

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2018 12:42 PM (AllCR)

-------

You know who else wrote a last political testament?

*turns and salutes The Fatherland*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2018 12:54 PM (JUV3F)

260 I can't wait for McCain's good friend Obama to start off his remarks with, "I won."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2018 12:54 PM (Agn5J)

261 I need a bigger stage! I'm just too good for CNN.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Star at August 28, 2018 12:54 PM (LISuA)

262 When is this funeral anyway?

McCain's not getting any deader.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2018 12:54 PM (4ErVI)

263 oh boy. Stuart Eizenstat, who worked for Carter,
just said that Carter and Obama had an intellectual view of the
presidency. I hope I am getting that quote correct, because it sounds
too stupid to be real.

Posted by: Hillary Mallfly Clinton at August 28, 2018 12:48 PM (UFyv9)

My husband knows Stu Eizenstat well. We ran into ol' Stu and his wife in Italy years ago, when Stu was Clinton's EU ambassador.

First thing he asked my husband was, "Where's the nearest AGIP gas station near here? I want my diplomatic discount."

My husband told him, and in the next breath Stu said, "Americans need to be paying a lot more for gas. Like $6/gal."

My husband said to him, "That would hurt a lot of Americans." Stu replied something to the effect "Americans need to feel pain so they are less dependent on oil" or something.

It was jaw-dropping.

Also, his wife embarrassed the hell out of us at the villa pool, when she pointed to the topless women and LOUDLY said, "Look at that, Stu! We don't see that back in the US!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

264 @175

The last proof of life picture of McCain in the wild was last December.

There is a picture purported to be taken a few weeks ago of McCain and his daughter.

My contention is he's been on life support for weeks if not months and they finally decided to pull it when they made the announcement that they were "discontinuing treatment."

All of the statements purported to be from him were more than likely made by his dipshit wife and/or staff.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 28, 2018 12:54 PM (2JcMg)

265 "Carter: Attitude of Business has more to due with Economy than the President"

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No... Jimmah.

The recession, stagflation and 18% prime interest rates were all you, dickweed.

Posted by: Capt Bader-Pike-Ginsburg at August 28, 2018 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

266 Friend of mine works for the publisher that does Giada's cookbooks.He said she was way more beautiful in person,stunning even.That was some years ago though.
Posted by: steevy

Her assets precedes her.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 12:55 PM (TUUTu)

267 Are they giving out swag bags at McCain's funeral?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

>>Toy jets that always wet starts

Posted by: Delaforce at August 28, 2018 12:55 PM (V3/Vq)

268 ugg..... off Mader sock

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 12:55 PM (8XRCm)

269 Will Michelle O be scowling because that's what she does best or smiling because dead Republican?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 28, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

270 I think they should install ejection packets in McCain's casket.

Halfway through the ceremony, someone should yell "Eject, eject, eject!" and "Poof!"

"Good chute, good chute!"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2018 12:55 PM (vbJig)

271
There will be a John McCain Funeral Tour, where his casket is carried around the country with services in 25 cities, with services and eulogies in each. Because the spotlight must never go out on this distinguished American.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2018 12:55 PM (BWL+E)

272 I'm available to host The Deplorable Gourmet cable show. Like Putin I'll gallop bare chested.

Posted by: Graham Kerr at August 28, 2018 12:56 PM (msPO3)

273 Jane D'Oh, Stu and his wife sound like prime examples of the Ugly Americans. Real winners there.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:56 PM (dsq1T)

274 86 I saw something earlier today that claims McCain voted against MLK Day. Anyone know if that's true?

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Yes its true. I think AZ was the last State to recognize MLK day.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (8XRCm)
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It's true that AZ refused to make it a state holiday for a long time after it was a federal one. But what does that have to do with McCain?
He never served in AZ government.

And I seriously doubt that he voted in the Senate against making it a federal holiday. (Actually, I think he was still in the House when that law passed.)

I dunno.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 28, 2018 12:56 PM (0jtPF)

275 They are entertainment television. 100 percent entertainment.

And not very good at it. That's the thing. I have relatives I stay with halfway between here and my parents' house (about a 20 hour drive, which I don't like to do in one go if I don't have to). They leave the television on all the time for their dogs, usually tuned to CNN.

It is incredibly repetitive; that might be fine for airports or offices (but I doubt it--the cycle time is incredibly short) but it is boring as hell. Even my relatives, who are raging leftists, change to MeTV as soon as they get home from their respective jobs.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 28, 2018 12:56 PM (2lndx)

276 My opinion is that she got the Food Network gig because she didn't complain about Mario Batali, uh, coaching her....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 28, 2018 12:56 PM (tVWQB)

277 "Carter: Attitude of Business has more to due with Economy than the President"

Who listens to this guy?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 28, 2018 12:56 PM (jDF8P)

278 She strikes me as high maintenance.

No thanks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2018 12:39 PM (wldC6)

From what I have seen of her on TV, I tend to agree.

Still, I'd like to find out for myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 28, 2018 12:56 PM (kqsXK)

279 She is Exhibit A for a pretty girl with way too much ink.YMMV

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:57 PM (mCMQ5)

280 148 as a congressman in 1983, McCain voted against making Martin Luther King Jr.s birthday a national holiday. He was on the losing end of a 338 to 90 vote in the House of Representatives.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (Lg2h/)
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Okay. Slow, as usual.
(Hey, I did say "I dunno.")

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 28, 2018 12:58 PM (0jtPF)

281 Is Giada an actual, honest to goodness, trained chef or just a celebrity who cooks on television?
Does she have a restaurant?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 28, 2018 12:58 PM (nBr1j)

282 Oh I agree that McCain hasn't really said anything in months but everything released was in line with what he would have said.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:58 PM (mCMQ5)

283 >>>Are they giving out swag bags at McCain's funeral?<<<

Let's hope Cindy taps into the kegs of the good stuff at the wake. Busch beer leaves me gassy.

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2018 12:58 PM (2Mnv1)

284 Next MPPPP book - Giada Like This.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:58 PM (dsq1T)

285 My opinion is that she got the Food Network gig because she didn't complain about Mario Batali, uh, coaching her....
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 28, 2018 12:56 PM (tVWQB)

There's something I can't unsee...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 28, 2018 12:58 PM (MX7xj)

286

EM TORSCHLUSSPANIK FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 28, 2018 12:58 PM (7AQC5)

287 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

Gotta love it. He wants the discount on gas, and without breaking a beat, says the plebs should be paying as much as the Italians who aren't getting diplomatic discounts (and driving around in shoe sized cars or on scooters I might add).

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 28, 2018 12:58 PM (RHEDC)

288 And I seriously doubt that he voted in the Senate against making it a federal holiday. (Actually, I think he was still in the House when that law passed.)

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John voted against it in 1983 when he was in the house.

www.google.com

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

289 CNN should consider inviting HGT personalities to come in and redesign their lineup. "Flip Or Flop- CNN" could be a huge show. Get that blond chick from LA to do it, with her ex-husband. They can fight over whether or not to fire Jake Tapper. Draw fantastic numbers.

Posted by: PDJT, Reality TV Megastar at August 28, 2018 12:58 PM (LISuA)

290 Giada was a real chef. Read her story sometime. Someone noticed her in the kitchen and she went on to greater things.

She's legit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2018 12:59 PM (vbJig)

291 Jane D'Oh, Stu and his wife sound like prime examples of the Ugly Americans. Real winners there.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:56 PM (dsq1T)

This is true.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:59 PM (ptqGC)

292 188 Obama will make a eulogy about himself.Should be epic.
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:44 PM (mCMQ5)

If only.

Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2018 12:59 PM (xjiRE)

293 How bad is it?

A rabid left-wing relative of mine has stopped watching CNN (she stopped watching MSNBC years ago, when they went completely around the bend).

Even people who agree with them politically are sick of their shit. That's how bad it is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 28, 2018 12:59 PM (TM5Iv)

294 237
Friend of mine works for the publisher that does Giada's cookbooks.He
said she was way more beautiful in person,stunning even.That was some
years ago though.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 12:51 PM (mCMQ5)

LOL I flashed on the see from Elf when Dinklage walks into the publisher;'s office with Buddy there, except Giada was Dinklage.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 28, 2018 12:59 PM (ymnmz)

295 I expect the Funeral will be a doozy full of Trump attacks if not openly at least insinuated
Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2018 12:38 PM (O2RFr)

If the SCOAMF is there, it's going to turn into the Wellstone memorial. All the usual cucks will be there too.

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2018 01:00 PM (Fs5vw)

296 Giada:

https://tinyurl.com/yc23o9l4

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 28, 2018
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And Rachael Ray frantically dives for her treadmill and gym membership card.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2018 01:00 PM (CTtdn)

297 My contention is he's been on life support for weeks if not months and they finally decided to pull it when they made the announcement that they were "discontinuing treatment."

All of the statements purported to be from him were more than likely made by his dipshit wife and/or staff.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 28, 2018 12:54 PM (2JcMg)

In the case of my mother, the oncologist got to the point where he said there's nothing more I can do for her. She got moved to a hospice and it took less than two weeks. She was still conscious and talking for a lot of that time. Then she was still conscious and not talking and acting like a little girl throwing a fit. My girlfriend was the only person who got her to eat (she had to spoon feed her). Then a day or so later she was unconscious and then died a couple of days later.

So McCain was likely already in a medicated state when they announced no more treatment. That decision had been made some time before I think.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2018 01:00 PM (4ErVI)

298 *waves at Siegfried*

Wanna go for a hike up the mountain?
(wink, wink)

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 28, 2018 01:00 PM (aW5/6)

299 My passing wedged between Aretha Franklin McCain makes me small potatoes. Oy!

Posted by: Zombie Neil Simon at August 28, 2018 01:00 PM (msPO3)

300 I still love the AGIP gas station sign. This little black terrier type dog with six legs and breathing fire. It almost sounds like something the Empress would cook up in the mad-scientist DNA lab.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 01:00 PM (dsq1T)

301 Who would have thought that making people miserable by lying for 29 hours a day is the kind of thing you would have to force on people?

Posted by: Mega at August 28, 2018 01:01 PM (WuOxN)

302 CNN gets Hulk-stomped in the ratings by Nickelodeon?

That's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2018 12:44 PM (HaL55)

One is a network that is for children who need constant emotional support and validation, and the other used to air Doug

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 28, 2018 01:01 PM (+087i)

303 My husband told him, and in the next breath Stu said, "Americans need to be paying a lot more for gas. Like $6/gal."

My husband said to him, "That would hurt a lot of Americans." Stu replied something to the effect "Americans need to feel pain so they are less dependent on oil" or something.
Yep, doesn't care about how it would affect low to moderate income people.

Also, his wife embarrassed the hell out of us at the villa pool, when she pointed to the topless women and LOUDLY said, "Look at that, Stu! We don't see that back in the US!!"

Interesting. Usually it's American men who react to seeing topless women in Europe. You'd think she was used to seeing boobs. Especially since she's married to one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 28, 2018 01:01 PM (+lVUW)

304 Heard a clip of some ESPN Dbag going off the rails against Tiger Woods because when asked about he President (after 72 holes of golf) he said basicly respect the office no matter who is there, what their politics or personality is. Then when pressed Tiger said "no nothing else, I'm hungry."

That want good enough for non-political ESPN.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2018 01:02 PM (EPnrI)

305 Good news about CNN. Now I want to know when the New York Times is going to bite the big one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 28, 2018 01:02 PM (+lVUW)

306 299
My passing wedged between Aretha Franklin McCain makes me small potatoes. Oy!

Posted by: Zombie Neil Simon at August 28, 2018
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You'll always be tops with us.

Posted by: Oscar and Felix at August 28, 2018 01:02 PM (CTtdn)

307 With John McCain gone, who will now talk about the Sassafras Strategic Subsistence and Subsidies Act for Suburban Southeast Sausalito?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2018 01:02 PM (vbJig)

308 Yes its true. I think AZ was the last State to recognize MLK day.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

I'm not 100% sure that MLK was all that he was cracked up to be.

First, he plagiarized his dissertation at Boston University.

http://tinyurl.com/ydywuxvx (goes to NYT; I chose this particular link to forestall any liberals' squawking about its veracity)

Second, he went pretty hard left in the latter part of his life, which lent some credence to suggestions that he was at least Communist-influenced.

So for the moment I put a question mark on him. He may well end up in the Ghandi category in my book.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:03 PM (YqDXo)

309 Wasn't.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2018 01:03 PM (EPnrI)

310 Can I go home now?

Posted by: The Chicken at August 28, 2018 01:03 PM (F4u7C)

311 Interesting. Usually it's American men who react to
seeing topless women in Europe. You'd think she was used to seeing
boobs. Especially since she's married to one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 28, 2018 01:01 PM (+lVUW)

Lol. She had a very loud, New Joisey accent, too. For the rest of the week the British couples we had made friends with gave us the stink eye, thanks to the Eizenstat duo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

312 People have a misperception that CNN is political.

Posted by: Mega at August 28, 2018 01:03 PM (WuOxN)

313 297 My contention is he's been on life support for weeks if not months and they finally decided to pull it when they made the announcement that they were "discontinuing treatment."

All of the statements purported to be from him were more than likely made by his dipshit wife and/or staff.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 28, 2018 12:54 PM (2JcMg)

Except that he had made similar public statements previously. He probably pre-wrote many of these 'last' statements.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 28, 2018 01:03 PM (2DOZq)

314 Heard a clip of some ESPN Dbag going off the rails against Tiger Woods because when asked about he President (after 72 holes of golf) he said basicly respect the office no matter who is there, what their politics or personality is. Then when pressed Tiger said "no nothing else, I'm hungry."

Max Kellerman, per one of yesterday's threads.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:03 PM (YqDXo)

315 CNN needs more trannies; isn't that the answer to every problem? The sjw fags know best.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at August 28, 2018 01:04 PM (bML9A)

316 They got beat by Paw Patrol. That is astounding. But it makes sense, even children know what to watch and are not fooled into watching CNN.

Posted by: Eli Cash at August 28, 2018 01:04 PM (a+WIL)

317 But what are the ratings for the alphabets?
How many people still glue their eyeballs to ABC, CBS, and NBC?

Mostly older folks?

I know a lot of people who watch the local news on those channels but not the national stuff.

Then there are the youngsters. I have 4 kids (aged 19-30) and NONE of them watch TV news.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 28, 2018 01:04 PM (0jtPF)

318 304 Heard a clip of some ESPN Dbag going off the rails against Tiger Woods because when asked about he President (after 72 holes of golf) he said basicly respect the office no matter who is there, what their politics or personality is. Then when pressed Tiger said "no nothing else, I'm hungry."

That want good enough for non-political ESPN.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2018 01:02 PM (EPnrI)

IIRC "sports" reporters went batshit when it appeared Tom Brady was a Trump supporter. Idiot fascists they are.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 28, 2018 01:04 PM (nBr1j)

319 Also, his wife embarrassed the hell out of us at the villa pool, when she pointed to the topless women and LOUDLY said, "Look at that, Stu! We don't see that back in the US!!"

You don't say.

Posted by: Stu Eizenstat's boner at August 28, 2018 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

320 Meg McCain for her dad's seat..is what I think.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 28, 2018 01:04 PM (a0IVu)

321 Man, that Brian Stelter video is out there!

https://bit.ly/2BUrhA5

We need a really big butterfly net.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 28, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)

322 >>Will Michelle O be scowling because that's what she does best or smiling because dead Republican?

Assuming she even attends....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2018 01:05 PM (W+vEI)

323 Max Kellerman is a left wing shit weasel.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 01:05 PM (mCMQ5)

324 Now, in the normal course of business, if I lost 23% of my customers, there would be mass firings and a reorganization.

Anyone want to guess at the odds of that happening at CNN?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at August 28, 2018 01:05 PM (ABH6n)

325 269
Will Michelle O be scowling because that's what she does best or smiling because dead Republican?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 28, 2018
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Why would she bother to show up? "All this fuss about a dead white guy."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2018 01:05 PM (CTtdn)

326 Lol. She had a very loud, New Joisey accent, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Fran Drescher style?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 01:05 PM (TUUTu)

327 CNN is on the verge of becoming PBS.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2018 01:05 PM (vbJig)

328 nadia g's bitchin kitchen was a good show, kinda like early pee-wee herman stuff.

good recipes too.

Posted by: concrete girl at August 28, 2018 01:05 PM (T2RPb)

329 Butterfly net?

Pretty sure Caterpillar has a dozer with a big enough blade for the job.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 01:05 PM (dsq1T)

330 I predict that along with programs for the funeral, there will be IMPEACH TRUMP stickers included.

Because classy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (ptqGC)

331 All of the leaders of communism love communism. The others, not so much.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (2DOZq)

332 CNN gets Hulk-stomped in the ratings by Nickelodeon?

That's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2018 12:44 PM (HaL55)

How many infomercials beat CNN in the ratings? Sham-Wow, Slap-Chop, what else?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (YqDXo)

333 This little black terrier type dog with six legs and breathing fire. It almost sounds like something the Empress would cook up in the mad-scientist DNA lab.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 01:00 PM

I thought the Empress, uh, compensated size-wise, since all of her creations to date have been rather large? I mean, she's not creating spiders or squirrels in there ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (ctuyM)

334
Here's what I wanna see.

Joy Behar mouths off about something derogatory about John McCain on The View and Meghan loses her shit and pummels Joys teeth out of that lumpy bag of shit she calls her head..... all on live TV.

Id put that up on payperview.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

335 327
CNN is on the verge of becoming PBS.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2018 01:05 PM (vbJig)

Without taxpayer money

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (q1VoB)

336 O/T: Beta "Front Hole" O'Cuck turns out to have a criminal record for burglary and DUI.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (TM5Iv)

337
A rabid left-wing relative of mine has stopped watching CNN (she stopped watching MSNBC years ago, when they went completely around the bend).

You can't keep building up peoples expectations and continually fail to deliver. The Curse of Oak Island being the only notable exception to that rule.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (10vO4)

338
With John McCain gone, who will now talk about the Sassafras Strategic Subsistence and Subsidies Act for Suburban Southeast Sausalito?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

That sounds like something Mel Blanc would have said on the Jack Benny show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (IqV8l)

339 >>Meg McCain for her dad's seat..is what I think.

When as the last time she lived in Arizona?
Presumably she'd be representing Arizona citizens, not NYC or DC.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2018 01:07 PM (W+vEI)

340 Lol. She had a very loud, New Joisey accent, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Fran Drescher style?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 01:05 PM (TUUTu)

Actually, pretty close.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

341 Also, his wife embarrassed the hell out of us at the villa pool, when she pointed to the topless women and LOUDLY said, "Look at that, Stu! We don't see that back in the US!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

She had to urge him to look? Uh oh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

342 Test

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 28, 2018 01:07 PM (2DOZq)

343 How many infomercials beat CNN in the ratings? Sham-Wow, Slap-Chop, what else?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (YqDXo)

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Flex Seal.

duh

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 01:07 PM (8XRCm)

344 Here's what I wanna see.

Joy Behar mouths off about something derogatory about John McCain on The View and Meghan loses her shit and pummels Joys teeth out of that lumpy bag of shit she calls her head..... all on live TV.

Id put that up on payperview.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

That would be even more fun if it was a girl on girl fight.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 28, 2018 01:07 PM (nBr1j)

345 340 Lol. She had a very loud, New Joisey accent, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Fran Drescher style?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 01:05 PM (TUUTu)

Actually, pretty close.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

Oh my GAWWWWD! Lookit the bewwwwbies!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2018 01:07 PM (NWiLs)

346 Trump strikes again!

South Africa's parliament was on the verge of changing its constitution to finally make it legal for the government to take all the land from white farmers in SA.

Trump then tweeted his disapproval. One tweet.

At first, the SA president acted all outraged that anyone would imply that his govt was going to steel all the land from white farmers. And all the lefties here tut-tutted in approval and said Trump has fallen for a right-wing conspiracy theory.

AND THEN...two days later...South Africa quietly WITHDREW the constitutional amendment from parliamentary vote:

https://www.rt.com/business/ 437051-south-africas-ruling-anc-says/

South Africa's ruling ANC says land expropriation bill withdrawn for further reconsideration

Suddenly, South Africa realized that the US might economically isolate South Africa if they start the land-theft, or we might impose sanctions, and they would be royally f*cked. So they caved.

One tweet. From Teh Donald. That's all it took.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM (c+2jX)

347 337 We're going to find that treasure,or maybe aliens!

Rick Lagina

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM (mCMQ5)

348 But what are the ratings for the alphabets?
How many people still glue their eyeballs to ABC, CBS, and NBC?

Mostly older folks?

I know a lot of people who watch the local news on those channels but not the national stuff.

Then there are the youngsters. I have 4 kids (aged 19-30) and NONE of them watch TV news.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille

We had a cattle truck flip over in Dallas yesterday and it killer 24 cows.

Didn't hear about it until a cow orker mentioned it this morning.

Sorry. Don't watch the news.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM (TUUTu)

349 341 Also, his wife embarrassed the hell out of us at the villa pool, when she pointed to the topless women and LOUDLY said, "Look at that, Stu! We don't see that back in the US!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

She had to urge him to look? Uh oh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

He's either ghey or very well practiced in the art of staring without staring

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

350 337

A rabid left-wing relative of mine has stopped watching CNN (she
stopped watching MSNBC years ago, when they went completely around the
bend).

You can't keep building up peoples expectations and continually
fail to deliver. The Curse of Oak Island being the only notable
exception to that rule.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (10vO4)

We agree.

Hey, Moneymaker what do you, Bobo and Renee think?

Posted by: Ancient Alien Theorists at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM (ymnmz)

351 steel all the land = steal all the land

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM (c+2jX)

352 Mention of Fran and I can immediately remember that nasal schnozz sound she made.

"Zzznnnccchhh!!! Oh look Stu! All those Znnncchhhh topless womyn!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM (dsq1T)

353 I saw more boobs on the beach in Italy than at a DNC Convention.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM (gpQ2A)

354 That would be even more fun if it was a girl on girl fight.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 28, 2018 01:07 PM (nBr1j)

:}

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (EPnrI)

355 Meg McCain for her dad's seat..is what I think.

is she old enough?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (ZQfW9)

356 Lol. She had a very loud, New Joisey accent, too. For the rest of the week the British couples we had made friends with gave us the stink eye, thanks to the Eizenstat duo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

A loud voice alone makes one persona non grata in Britain.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (YqDXo)

357 Instead of a Sign Language Guy, they need a Boy Scout waving Seamphore Flags.

And maybe a Sailor flashing an Aldis Lamp.

I forget which blogger that was subject to "seizures" from a blinking screen, but I'd damn certain to set up the Aldis in his direct line of sight.

/cruelbastard

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (QzJWU)

358 When the DOE loses NPR, you just know things are about to get weird.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=395381

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (wldC6)

359 Slap Chop: The Reckoning was must see.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (NLLmE)

360 343
How many infomercials beat CNN in the ratings? Sham-Wow, Slap-Chop, what else?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (YqDXo)

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Flex Seal.

duh

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018
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Zyppah and Jimmy John's ("Freak yeah!").

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (CTtdn)

361 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

Well, as someone who's lived in NJ for a very long time, there is no single Jersey accent. :^) What people who are not from here think of as a Jersey accent is Jersey City/Hoboken. People I meet other places sometimes say "You don't sound like you're from Jersey" which is not pronounced Joisey unless you are from those areas of the state. People from the NW of NJ bordering PA don't sound like they're from Joisey either. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (AllCR)

362 Here's what I wanna see.

Joy Behar mouths off about something derogatory about John McCain on
The View and Meghan loses her shit and pummels Joys teeth out of that
lumpy bag of shit she calls her head..... all on live TV.

Meggie Mac said in an interview that she, Whoopi, and Joy are actually very good friends off-air. She sez Whoopi is as sweet as can be, and she and Joy love to go out for drinks after taping.

Which makes you wonder how much of the cat-fighting on air is real.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

363
How many infomercials beat CNN in the ratings? Sham-Wow, Slap-Chop, what else?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity

I SAWED THEIR RATINGS IN HALF!!!

Posted by: Flex Seal guy at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (IqV8l)

364 Who's sorry now bitches?

Posted by: Ted Turner at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (msPO3)

365 Meg McCain for her dad's seat..is what I think.

is she old enough?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (ZQfW9)

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Is the seat BIG enough???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

366 You can't keep building up peoples expectations and continually fail to deliver. The Curse of Oak Island being the only notable exception to that rule.
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You think people would have learned that 30 years ago.

Posted by: Al Capone's Vault at August 28, 2018 01:10 PM (vg8iE)

367 Reminiscent of the US dropping ordnance on Iraqi TV and blacking out CNN in GW1, CNN about to get blacked out again. This time self-inflected.

Posted by: Archer at August 28, 2018 01:10 PM (gmo/4)

368 Joy Behar mouths off about something derogatory about John McCain on The View and Meghan loses her shit and pummels Joys teeth out of that lumpy bag of shit she calls her head..... all on live TV.

I'd pay $100 to see that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 28, 2018 01:10 PM (kG5hP)

369 CNN is on the verge of becoming PBS.

Will there be tote bags? Peter, Paul and Mary CDs?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 28, 2018 01:10 PM (jDF8P)

370 Max Kellerman is a left wing shit weasel.
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 01:05 PM (mCMQ5)

Yup, but ran a first class hotel in the catskills

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2018 01:10 PM (Lg2h/)

371 > Meg McCain for her dad's seat..is what I think.

> is she old enough?

Yeah, she's 33.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 28, 2018 01:10 PM (TM5Iv)

372 364 Who's sorry now bitches?
Posted by: Ted Turner at August 28, 2018 01:09 PM (msPO3)

Relax, honey, you know how you get. Let me make you feel better - bring those saggy old man balls over here!

Posted by: Jane Fonda at August 28, 2018 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

373 oh boy, Jimmy Carter did an interview on Fox Biz: "Carter: Attitude of Business has more to due with Economy than the President"
********************************************************

Yeah, all business has to do is throw a smoldering Blue Steel and voila, the economy, she is up and running again.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 28, 2018 01:11 PM (2NqXo)

374 I know a lot of people who watch the local news on those channels but not the national stuff.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Why does anyone watch local news? Get the latest on cats rescued from trees? Find out what the weather had been that day?

You were there; presumably, you'd know what it had been. If you weren't there, then you wouldn't care, would you? And if you want tomorrow's forecast, one click will give you that and save you having to watch half an hour of happy talk drivel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:11 PM (YqDXo)

375 >>Yup, but ran a first class hotel in the catskills

Nobody puts baby in the corner!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2018 01:11 PM (/tuJf)

376 The CNN, the !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 28, 2018 01:12 PM (58Au8)

377
One tweet. From Teh Donald. That's all it took.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM (c+2jX)

That is beautiful.
Just think, HRC (WWNBPOTUS) would have happily encouraged the expropriation, or have done nothing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 28, 2018 01:12 PM (8iiMU)

378 Joe Piscopo is from Joisey.

Posted by: Zod at August 28, 2018 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)

379 lessee....half your age plus seven

no, not old enough

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 28, 2018 01:12 PM (ZQfW9)

380 Yeah, she's 33.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 28, 2018 01:10 PM (TM5Iv)

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Waist size???

At least a 38.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

381 375 >>Yup, but ran a first class hotel in the catskills

Nobody puts baby in the corner!
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2018 01:11 PM (/tuJf)

That movie was utterly retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2018 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

382 You can't keep building up peoples expectations and continually fail to deliver.

The Curse of Oak Island being the only notable exception to that rule.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

That and a Republican Congress.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 01:12 PM (TUUTu)

383 299 My passing wedged between Aretha Franklin McCain makes me small potatoes. Oy!
Posted by: Zombie Neil Simon at August 28, 2018 01:00 PM (msPO3)
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Neil, people will be performing your plays for generations, from high schools in Bumpfuck, KY to community playhouses in Peoria to Broadway revivals.

John McCain will be utterly forgotten.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 28, 2018 01:12 PM (0jtPF)

384 I wouldn't be surprised if it leads to more anger against the white farmers and more murder.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 01:13 PM (mCMQ5)

385 oh boy, Jimmy Carter did an interview on Fox Biz: "Carter: Attitude of Business has more to due with Economy than the President"

Of course he'd like to believe that.

"It wasn't my fault, goddamnit! You should've re-elected me! Then I wouldn't have to keep building these jerkwater Houses for Humanity!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:13 PM (YqDXo)

386 352
Mention of Fran and I can immediately remember that nasal schnozz sound she made.

"Zzznnnccchhh!!! Oh look Stu! All those Znnncchhhh topless womyn!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018
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Despite the voice (which she exaggerated on screen), I always found her hot in the Nanny days. She was funny, too, and smart enough when the jobs began to dry up to create her own sitcom. That it became a minor hit was her reward for years of hard work.

No, I don't know anything about her politics, and haven't checked. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2018 01:13 PM (CTtdn)

387 Point of order---Is it too much to ask that any references to Jimmy Carter be presented as "former segregationist Jimmy Carter"?

Posted by: Furious George at August 28, 2018 01:13 PM (9vQJW)

388 That movie was utterly retarded.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2018 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

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But I....... had...... the time.....of my life.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

389 >>That movie was utterly retarded.

You just don't get high art. H8ter.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2018 01:14 PM (/tuJf)

390 Oak Island, the only place with a higher body count than some Deimoscr@ps and sociopaths.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 01:14 PM (dsq1T)

391 We had a cattle truck flip over in Dallas yesterday and it killer 24 cows.
Didn't hear about it until a cow orker mentioned it this morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM

I'm guessing the cow orker must be from Ft. Worth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2018 01:14 PM (ctuyM)

392 388 That movie was utterly retarded.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2018 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

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But I....... had...... the time.....of my life.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

Good for you. Now wipe your chin and put your hockey helmet back on.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2018 01:14 PM (NWiLs)

393 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2018 01:15 PM (TUUTu)

394 Ugh, Jimmy Carter, second worst President ever, was opening his piehole. They showed a clip on Cavuto. Good thing I haven't eaten.
And, I thought it was 'half your age plus 10'.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 28, 2018 01:15 PM (8iiMU)

395 Remember when Jimmuh lowered the speed limit on interstates to 55 mph?

Good times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 01:15 PM (ptqGC)

396 CNN will have male cheerleaders dancing in the background. It will be ratings gold just like it is for the NFL

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2018 01:15 PM (OLCnA)

397 Point of order---Is it too much to ask that any references to Jimmy Carter be presented as "former segregationist Jimmy Carter"?
Posted by: Furious George at August 28, 2018 01:13 PM

Yes.

Posted by: Assistant Associate Editor, AoSHQ Style Guide, Notorious RBG Section at August 28, 2018 01:16 PM (ctuyM)

398 Fran Drescher was indeed a hot(still last time I checked).Her normal voice is not even close to as bad as it is on her show.She even appeared in Saturday Night Fever.(the chick who asked Tony if he is as good in bed as he is on the dance floor)

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2018 01:16 PM (mCMQ5)

399 >>Despite the voice (which she exaggerated on screen), I always found her hot in the Nanny days. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 28, 2018 01:13 PM (CTtdn)

She was good in Spinal Tap, too--Bobbi Flekman.

Posted by: Zod at August 28, 2018 01:16 PM (Bdeb0)

400 Regarding the CNN airport televisions-There is a wonderful invention called TV-B-Gone that will turn off any television. I recommend morons carry one with them in case they encounter CNN in their travels.

Posted by: Captain Carl at August 28, 2018 01:17 PM (q2++w)

401 I predict that along with programs for the funeral, there will be IMPEACH TRUMP stickers included.
Because classy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM

Never go full Wellstone Memorial.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2018 01:17 PM (p+Wdc)

402 Mention of Fran and I can immediately remember that nasal schnozz sound she made.
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Wasn't her voice damaged in a violent rape or attack or something like that?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2018 01:17 PM (vg8iE)

403 > Despite the voice (which she exaggerated on screen), I always found her hot in the Nanny days.

The old joke was that if you dated her you'd have to keep your dick in her mouth at all times so she couldn't talk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 28, 2018 01:18 PM (TM5Iv)

404 Suddenly, South Africa realized that the US might economically isolate South Africa if they start the land-theft, or we might impose sanctions, and they would be royally f*cked. So they caved.

One tweet. From Teh Donald. That's all it took.
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM (c+2jX)

Great news, but they'll just do it extra-legally instead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:18 PM (YqDXo)

405 343 How many infomercials beat CNN in the ratings? Sham-Wow, Slap-Chop, what else?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:06 PM (YqDXo)

----

Flex Seal.

duh

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2018 01:07 PM (8XRCm)

There youtubers with far more viewers than CNN.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2018 01:18 PM (4ErVI)

406 >>Great news, but they'll just do it extra-legally instead. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:18 PM (YqDXo)

Hopefully "rooftop Boers" becomes a thing.

Posted by: Zod at August 28, 2018 01:20 PM (Bdeb0)

407 396 CNN will have male cheerleaders dancing in the background. It will be ratings gold just like it is for the NFL
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2018 01:15 PM (OLCnA)

If they really want to lock in the SF demographic, they'll need to extend their coverage to the shower room.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:20 PM (YqDXo)

408 I think "they" wanted to see if they could get Trump to fight with a dead guy. They also love attacking when the target has no chance to respond.

These messages from beyond are that opportunity and like ghouls they take it.

Posted by: Mega at August 28, 2018 01:20 PM (WuOxN)

409 394 Ugh, Jimmy Carter, second worst President ever, was opening his piehole. They showed a clip on Cavuto. Good thing I haven't eaten.
And, I thought it was 'half your age plus 10'.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 28, 2018 01:15 PM (8iiMU)

I don't know. He actually said that he hopes that Trump continues his success for turning around the economy.

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2018 01:20 PM (Fs5vw)

410 Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM (c+2jX)

heh, not surprised.

By the by, do happen to have a vid of Kohmeini falling out of the casket that isn't edited?

Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2018 01:21 PM (qXri4)

411 It just goes to show why we need to get rid of guns and take control of this awful country -- only a small percentage of the population is sophisticated enough to watch CNN.

Posted by: Comrade Beaudreau, Future Camp Commandant, Baby Torture Division at August 28, 2018 01:22 PM (XcgmW)

412 > Wasn't her voice damaged in a violent rape or attack or something like that?

She was indeed the victim of a violent rape, but it didn't affect her voice.

Her only vocal handicap is having been born in Queens.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 28, 2018 01:23 PM (TM5Iv)

413 256 Gaylord, "Um let me be clear on this. I have had many disagreements with Sen. McCain about things I wanted to get done to help America. But never did I ever consider him and I being personal enemies. Both of us believed in a united country." ...

How's that for a start?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:53 PM (dsq1T)

Suitably smarmy, needs work on the vapidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

414 How's that for a start?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:53 PM (dsq1T)

Suitably smarmy, needs work on the vapidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:23 PM (YqDXo)
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Needs a few more "I's"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2018 01:24 PM (vg8iE)

415 There were a lot of people apposed to the MLK holiday as I recall and just because MLK was not all he was cracked up to be. But because they were opposed to federal workers getting yet another holiday.

IIRC they got it through by combining Washington and Lincoln holidays into "Presidents Day" so there was no net change in the number of federal holidays. And yes a lot of States refused to go along. Not all States have the same holidays as federal holidays. We have one coming up here shortly that a lot of States do not celebrate, Commie Day on Sep 3.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 28, 2018 01:28 PM (mpXpK)

416 People who utterly destroyed the organizations they allegedly represent:

1. Obama, the Democrat Party.
2. Roger Goodell, the NFL.
3. James Comey, the FBI.
4. Pope Francis, the Vatican.
5. Jeff Zucker, CNN

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2018 01:30 PM (vbJig)

417 414 How's that for a start?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:53 PM (dsq1T)

Suitably smarmy, needs work on the vapidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:23 PM (YqDXo)
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Needs a few more "I's"
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2018 01:24 PM (vg8iE)

How about this?

"I ... uh ... I am pleased to be here in this mosque ... uh ... I mean, cathedral, which has always been one of my favorite spots, and I'm reminded of the time whats-his-name ran against me. I particularly enjoyed getting his phone call to me to concede the election to me, and to this day I remember the occasion clearly."

"But enough about the departed. I think in honor of this occasion, the country should follow my lead to the uplands of socialism, even though I didn't invent it."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 28, 2018 01:33 PM (YqDXo)

418 How's that for a start?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2018 12:53 PM (dsq1T)

Well, someone's getting paid to write speeches for O'Bummer. I think you should do it! ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2018 01:49 PM (AllCR)

419 One tweet. From Teh Donald. That's all it took.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2018 01:08 PM (c+2jX)

"Moderate" ANC leadership is under a lot of pressure from junior Mugabes. Useful Africans are not out of the woods yet.

Posted by: trev006 at August 28, 2018 01:52 PM (3Tn95)

420

Annnndddd,,, BAM!!!

First again!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2018 01:55 PM (7AQC5)

421
People who utterly destroyed the organizations they allegedly represent:

John Brennan, CIA

Posted by: Obama's Transcripts at August 28, 2018 01:59 PM (50sMP)

422 Legacy media's broadcast and cable platforms are dying. More people are unplugging every year. The push to restore "net neutrality" will become more frenzied as they realize that government control of the internet is the last chance they have to avoid irrelevance.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 28, 2018 02:54 PM (bzqZP)

423 Makes me wonder why everyone is always hand-wringing about CNN. Trump included. Seems that sort of conversation is giving them way more importance then they really have. No one is watching.

Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at August 28, 2018 03:12 PM (hEQgz)

424 I have been talking to folks trying to sell me cable packages these days. I ask them if CNN is bundled with it. They get excited and say YES, it is.
Then I let them know that I would never give a penny to CNN and if they strip CNN from the package we can talk. I know the grunts selling the services have no input, but hopefully they can take it back to their vendor.
Maybe not.

Posted by: dude1394 at August 28, 2018 03:43 PM (1V/O9)

425 DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN GRAVITY yeah it looks like the law of Gravity is catching up with CNN Have a nice Crash and Burn CNN

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Posted by: alison at August 28, 2018 05:16 PM (0qa9Y)

427 Does the CNN viewer drop include airport viewers?

Posted by: Marooned at August 28, 2018 07:42 PM (8hRlF)

428 Never cared about sports (I suck at them), but my "care" meter went to negative when MSNBESPN took over. Kill it with fire.

Posted by: Jon at August 29, 2018 01:13 PM (6U1EN)

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