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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Arthur John Elsley The NY/NJ Moron Meet-up last night in Hoboken went quite well! Many old hands, but several new faces, including Bluebell and Weasel, our very own publishing moguls. They are much nicer in person than they seem on the blog! Much was discussed...very little was settled, although there was consensus that Pennsylvania needs to be shortened by a few hundred miles. I urge all of you who have the opportunity to attend a meet-up to give it a shot. It is a real pleasure to spend a few hours with people who can have discussions about political events without contentiousness or anger. And while the internet is a wonderful place, it cannot replace human contact!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 09:43 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 09:43 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 09:43 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 24, 2018 09:43 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: BignJames at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: HA at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 24, 2018 09:45 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 09:45 AM (8RFB3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2018 09:45 AM (wldC6)
It is a real pleasure to spend a few hours with people who can have discussions about political events without contentiousness or anger.
Where's the fun in that?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 09:45 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (V2Yro)
Where's the fun in that?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 09:45 AM (veoSD)
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It's the fisticuffs that make politics fun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 09:47 AM (34bu1)
Maybe for amateurs.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 24, 2018 09:47 AM (EPnrI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 24, 2018 09:47 AM (7jTtI)
Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 24, 2018 09:47 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (mCMQ5)
Only if you are caught staring at her elbow.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 09:48 AM (vbJig)
(And yes, Coppertone copyright infringement.)
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at August 24, 2018 09:48 AM (RD7QR)
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You're just not going to the right websites.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 09:48 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: Hillary Rotten Crotch at August 24, 2018 09:48 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2018 09:48 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 09:49 AM (mCMQ5)
(Sorry Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 09:49 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:49 AM (nwORd)
Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 24, 2018 09:49 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Heironymous Bosch at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (SGpFT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (mCMQ5)
Probably. Hell, these days they'd probably throw our parents in jail for those embarrassing naked pictures they have of us as babies.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (ciBil)
Posted by: CBD
Great truth in that, CBD. Social media would be a calamity even if it weren't for leftist nickelfuckery.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (AM1GF)
The excitement has passed and everyone is starting to think about it using their brains instead of their emotions. Cohen's plea statement implicates Cohen but doesn't act against anyone else, i.e., "Okay, you say Trump was involved; is there anything else other than your self-interested statement? Because that isn't enough for a shop-lifting conviction."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 09:51 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (NWiLs)
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My mom has been blackmailing me with those for decades, mean old crone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 09:51 AM (34bu1)
I keep swiping right and all I get are sidebar links.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eric Hartman at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (ARdkE)
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (nwORd)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:53 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:53 AM (nwORd)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 09:53 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM (hLRSq)
And have you been making blackmailing payments and failed to report them on your taxes?
Step into my office.
Posted by: Herr Mueller at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM (vbJig)
Coppertone ads, the early years.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
Okay, good start...
Good morning, 'rons and 'ronettes and all the trolls at sea.
Posted by: mindful webworker - suspicious mimes at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM (dPd5y)
Oh, and puppies.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM (CTtdn)
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If I had a nickel for everytime I said that. . .
Posted by: Jon Podesta at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (vbJig)
Sexual excitement is all in the brain derived from what's received by the eyes.
Any good hooker or pole dance will tell you that promises are sexier than exposure.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (nwORd)
Mrs VIA went under MOHS surgery to have a rather large skin cancer removed. Roughly the size of an oreo cookie, in all dimensions.
One of the injectables used at that time was a long lasting numbing agent with a three DAY period of effectiveness known as Exparel.
It works.
It gets the patient past that critical three day period of intense pain, where in many cases follow on pain management is by OTC NSADs.
So Mrs VIA was explaining her experience to a surgeon friend.
Turns out that he loves the stuff, but the hospital will not allow use due to the high dose cost.
https://www.exparel.com
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM
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The trouble starts when they learn to talk. The key is not to teach them how.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Eric Hartman at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (ARdkE)
You really are a snarky puppy, aren't you?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 09:56 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 24, 2018 09:56 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 09:56 AM (zzUT1)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at August 24, 2018 09:56 AM (PbH71)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 09:51 AM (34bu1)
It just ain't right.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 09:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:57 AM (dPd5y)
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Photo shopped?
Posted by: Manet at August 24, 2018 09:57 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:57 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 09:58 AM (DpEis)
Sexual excitement is all in the brain derived from what's received by the eyes.
Any good hooker or pole dance will tell you that promises are sexier than exposure.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018
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True. In my, ah, entertainment cruises around the 'Net, I find a knowing smile that suggests "I'm gonna do such things to you when I get you home --!" on a pretty face to be as exciting as bare breasts. (Well, okay, almost. But the right smile raises the sexy quotient by 200%.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 09:58 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at August 24, 2018 09:58 AM (xU7mE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (V2Yro)"
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Australia has just as poisonous MSM as America and from now on Malcolm Turnbull will be invited on all the shows to spew hate at the very party that made his dream come true of being chosen as the Prime Minister. From now on he will be the go-to guy for a negative comment when needed on Australian politics.
Posted by: Decaf at August 24, 2018 09:59 AM (KN1xl)
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 09:59 AM (8RFB3)
That has actually happened.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (nwORd)
I'm not surprised.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 09:59 AM (NWiLs)
Heh.
Posted by: Eddie Walenski at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (yQpMk)
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If I had a nickel for everytime I said that. . .
Posted by: Jon Podesta at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (vbJig)
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You'd probably be broke...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (+F0Wk)
Every Silver Lining Has A Dark Cloud - a limerick
Ah, the great joy of puppies and babies
Is the hopefulness, ifs ands and maybes.
Embrace it. Don't fear it.
It'll lift up your spirit
(Unless the damn dog gives her rabies!)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (yQpMk)
I'm angry that I can't look at a pretty painting like this without my mind automatically wondering if the artist was a secret perv though.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (CTtdn)
Sexual excitement is all in the brain derived from what's received by the eyes.
Any good hooker or pole dance will tell you that promises are sexier than exposure.
Posted by: jakee308
Exactly.
A promise to get laid is actually better than getting laid.
Posted by: White Knights Everywhere!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (TUUTu)
The commie government of Spain just decided to exhume Francisco Franco's remains, because they "can't allow symbols that divide Spaniards".
In other words, Francisco Franco is NOT still dead.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (veoSD)
Heh.
Posted by: Eddie Walenski at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (yQpMk)
So... Fox is trolling now, joinng Drudge....
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 09:47 AM (34bu1)
That and the make-up sex.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
>>I'd go to that, if I have the time.
Which is usually none.
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (wmy8O)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:02 AM (zzUT1)
A promise to get laid is actually better than getting laid.
Posted by: White Knights Everywhere!
And what universe do you live in?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 10:02 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 09:58 AM (DpEis)
How many federal prosecutors are there?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:02 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:02 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: JTB at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (V+03K)
EXACTLY! I didn't feel any arousal but the picture did make me feel like I was doing something wrong for appreciating it. The child depicted looks like a charmer and of course we've got a puppy for added cuteness.
A reminder of when we were younger and more happy times when we didn't know about all the bad things let alone worry about them.
And that's what that picture should inspire.
Unfortunately our "betters" have soiled all they touch.
I can't watch even my old movies anymore.
This painting makes a different statement NOW than it did when painted. Ain't that weird.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (nwORd)
Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular than Trump's tax cuts. Not a good sign for November.
Posted by: Eric Hartman at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (ARdkE)
There are no internals given for that poll so it is worthless.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (7rpiB)
Heh.
Posted by: Eddie Walenski
Who's trying to shit whom?
Cash in pocket vs outrageous deductibles?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (qV72y)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (mpXpK)
Everyone who thinks Vargas is underrepresented here, raise your hands.
Posted by: George LeS at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2018 10:04 AM (zyg92)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:04 AM (AKcpz)
Posted by: m at August 24, 2018 10:04 AM (CwOPz)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (qV72y)
Good Morning, Bluebell
It was great to meet you, your husband, AND Weasel all in one place!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (SGpFT)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (zyg92)
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (wmy8O)
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Make the time. We had a lot of lurkers there last night. It really was fun to meet everyone.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (qV72y)
Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (dVAq+)
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (LA9ih)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (mpXpK)
That poll was covered yesterday over at Insty. It had a D 49 R 39 I 12 breakdown, so not representative. A crap poll commissioned in order to have articles written about it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (hLRSq)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305645/
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (mCMQ5)
Wonder if we can get a DNA sample? Imagine a genetically-engineered offspring made from a combination of Franco and Pinochet DNA.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 24, 2018 10:06 AM (TM5Iv)
From various Fox News polls that I've seen, I'm becoming more and more convinced that they're polling crack addicts.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:06 AM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018
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Many years ago, Kurt Russell, age 12 or so, guest-starred in an episode of The Man from U.N.C.L.E.. At the end, Robert Vaughn's Napoleon Solo gives Kurt a quick hug and ruffles his hair. When I saw it as a kid Kurt's age, I didn't think anything of it. Nobody complained that I ever heard of. But if a scene like that were to air or be in a movie today, we'd never hear the end of "The old guy is a perv!!! OMG!!!" comments.
Our culture is sick.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:06 AM (CTtdn)
Good Morning, Bluebell
It was great to meet you, your husband, AND Weasel all in one place!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (SGpFT)
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Hi RM! Wonderful to meet you too. Do be sure to let me know if you get down my way at Christmas.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (qV72y)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (hLRSq)
--Dims try impeachment
--Impeachment fails
--Dims riot
--Finally having an excuse, martial law
--Helicopter rides start
There may be an upside, folks...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (AM1GF)
Obamacare is more popular now because people are feeling good about the Trump economy. Welfare programs always poll better in booming economies.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (PtOP4)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM
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The trouble starts when they learn to talk. The key is not to teach them how.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (Ri0Ku)"
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Ha! They don't need to know how to talk, a look will do. When my oldest was eight months old, after a difficult day when she wouldn't sleep or eat, she looked at me accusingly and sobbed to my husband when he got home from work. It's a wonder I had more children.
Posted by: Decaf at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (KN1xl)
Huggybear from Starsky and Hutch? I though that actor spelled his name "Fargas".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Eric Hartman at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM
There are no internals given for that poll so it is worthless.
That, and, remember about 47% of the public pays no income tax at all. So in any public opinion poll, you start off with 47% who don't give a damn about tax cuts and who are too stupid to realize that they're better off if the economy is better off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (dVAq+)
When I was growing up out here in the wilds of the middle of the continent - Hoboken, Brooklyn, Hell's Kitchen, Forest Hills - were all familiar names to me - mostly thanks to Marvel comics. So much cooler that Ben Grimm and Peter Parker came from real places, not silly names like "Metropolis" or "Gotham".
I didn't know exactly how those places fit on a NYC map, but I knew they were real.
They are real... aren't they?
* goes for 2nd cup of coffee *
Posted by: mindful webworker - was at the Fair in '64 at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (rpAqR)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7yjfdf5
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018
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Hm! Very nice. Has a sort of South Pacific "Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" vibe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (dVAq+)
Walls are closing in!
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: bluebell
>>I'll see what I can do for November.
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (wmy8O)
Sexual excitement is all in the brain derived from what's received by the eyes.
Any good hooker or pole dance will tell you that promises are sexier than exposure.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (nwORd)
Which is why a picture like this -
https://tinyurl.com/y95nasfh
- is to me incredibly sexy as well as being a perfect representation of feminine perfection.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (kqsXK)
******
So do the regular commenters sit at a table in the center of the room and converse, while the lurkers sit at the back of the room and keep their mouths shut?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: IC at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (S6dPn)
Which is usually none.
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (wmy8O)
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Make the time. We had a lot of lurkers there last night. It really was fun to meet everyone.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (qV72y)
That's one of the surprising things about MoMees. There are a LOT of lurkers out there, and it's not uncommon for the lurkers to outnumber the commenters at a meet.
*Gump hand wave at lurkers*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: moki at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (qV72y)
Will do!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (SGpFT)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Decaf at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM
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LOL! Frequently told my youngest, "If I had you first, you'd be an only child."
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (zyg92)
had a D 49 R 39 I 12 breakdown, so not representative. A crap poll
commissioned in order to have articles written about it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits
50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (hLRSq)
I looked it up and found it on USA Today and they didn't give the internals. I see why they didn't give them. After the last election the weighting should have been 50-50. But they tilted in 10% in favor of the Democrats.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (Ri0Ku)
This is wisdom....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (7rpiB)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (m45I2)
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Nope! We were all blabbermouths. Or maybe that was just me.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (qV72y)
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (DpEis)
https://retrorambling.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/116843_pf1.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (AKcpz)
Yep. When you have more, you are inclined to give more.
Sadly too many do so without restraint thus allowing parasites to flourish.
Everything has an extreme. You can give too little and be cruel and you can give too much and be taken advantage of.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (nwORd)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (uGHnY)
Our culture passed sickness some time ago - and then it died. Now it's decomposing. Explanation for why there hasn't been a single piece of new music produced in about 25 years worth listening to, and no new art worth looking at for about 80 years and counting. That's what dead cultures look like.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (V2Yro)
What was actually said... so not a surprise. Said poll was not an either/or.
Meh newz.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (mCMQ5)
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Maybe they're just making sure he's still dead...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (qV72y)
So nobody ran to the door of the bar, shouted "NOOOD!" and then ran over to the bar across the street?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: moki
Go ahead.
Rub it in.
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 10:12 AM (8RFB3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2018 10:12 AM (wldC6)
First time I was in Grand Central Station it was a trip. So many movies and TV shows that referenced it or had it in a scene . It was a little surreal.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:12 AM (zzUT1)
https://retrorambling.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/116843_pf1.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018
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And the artist looks a bit like Bettie Page! (I've got retro/"Fedora Lounge" on the brain this morning!)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:12 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (uGHnY)
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Oh BS. I guarantee you that everyone there last night is prepared to swear we are all 29 and beautiful.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (qV72y)
Major Strasser: How about New York?
Rick: Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (qV72y)
So nobody ran to the door of the bar, shouted "NOOOD!" and then ran over to the bar across the street?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018
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What, no Corgis?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (CTtdn)
140 I'm too ugly for the meet-ups. I'll just scare everyone.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (uGHnY)
Heh... the only way I ever meet another Hordster will be in the next life.....
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Speaking of that...
Today is the 3rd anniversary of Buzzion's death.
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (8RFB3)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (qV72y)
*nods respectfully in blubell's direction*
Ma'am.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (qV72y)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (uGHnY)
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Oh BS. I guarantee you that everyone there last night is prepared to swear we are all 29 and beautiful.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (qV72y)
Wait -
Aren't we???
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (SGpFT)
******
Youth In Asia - a limerick
The girl and the pup on the rug
Engaged in a War of the Tug
But I'm sorry my young friend
Your play time's at an end.
I'm afraid we must now pull the pug.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (m45I2)
someone mentioned it in the morning thread. Hooray! I don't follow
Aussie politics that closely, but I know that Turnbull was a liberal
wolf in Conservative sheep's clothing, who stabbed a real conservative
PM, Tony Abbott, in the back 3 years ago. And now apparently Turnbull
is going to resign his seat and maybe put his entire party's control of
Parliament in jeopardy, just out of spite for them not doing what he
said. What a piece of shit, at least he's finished in politics.
and their new PM has in large part known as an immigration hardliner who ran on a "stop the boats" campaign, sort of the Aussie "build the wall"
every first world country is getting fed up with this crap
Posted by: brak at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (VckGX)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (gmo/4)
The puppy model was Bea Arthur.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (AURKQ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd53usbh
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (AKcpz)
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: CNN at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (qV72y)
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Anybody get shivved?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (SGpFT)
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Of course we are! That's why we are all prepared to swear to it!
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (qV72y)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (gmo/4)
Gulf Shores or Pensacola are some good places.
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (wmy8O)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 24, 2018 10:16 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:16 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Puns-R Us at August 24, 2018 10:16 AM (Zx6uT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:17 AM (AKcpz)
Joan Blondell:
https://tinyurl.com/jbbwfjs
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:17 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (gmo/4)
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Please don't say things like that. It's just not true. You're here, aren't you? I guarantee you, you would be among friends you just hadn't met yet.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:17 AM (qV72y)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:17 AM (gmo/4)
Speaking of that...
Today is the 3rd anniversary of Buzzion's death.
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (8RFB3)
He'll be by later to tell us about the afterlife.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 10:17 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:17 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:16 AM (mpXpK)
Yeah, Fox is not The one... firstly a commercial enterprise... all else shakes out below that fact..
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (DpEis)
I wonder if it would be better from my side? I have pictures built up from things said. The personal and anecdotal along with the political and topical.
Like when you read a book and have a picture in your head about the characters and then go watch a movie derived from the book. You can't go back to your original picture once you see a casting directors choices.
The one that stands out the most for me is Lord of the Rings.
My view of those characters was way off but I like mine better but now can't go back.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (nwORd)
Our culture is sick.
And there's the cue to drag out Bessie Teh Dead Horse for a good whompin' on again...
22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."
23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art."
24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press.
25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.
The degradation of our culture was planned and executed by our enemies.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (AM1GF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_8hLQmfudM
Perhaps some day we will find a cure for this disfiguring disease.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 24, 2018 10:19 AM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 24, 2018 10:19 AM (uGHnY)
Posted by: Oxy-Cotton Hill at August 24, 2018 10:19 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:19 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: CNN at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (gC2IV)
Tax cuts for billionaires means more Bat-gadgets for Batman.
Posted by: Batman, billionaire at August 24, 2018 10:19 AM (hLRSq)
My view of those characters was way off but I like mine better but now can't go back.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (nwORd)
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I'm a Hobbit. Not sure if that's how you pictured me.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:20 AM (qV72y)
Is it better for ppl to now have a picture of the actual you after a mome or is it better to leave them with whatever portrait they've painted in their mind from your words over time?
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (nwORd)
Meh. I'm a LOT funnier and more talkative online than I am in person. But I love the opportunity to meet you jackwagons.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 10:21 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:21 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:21 AM (mCMQ5)
Nah. Of course, I read them back in the... never mind. So cemented that I'm still jarred by PJ's images.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:21 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:20 AM (qV72y)
You write taller on the internet.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 10:21 AM (hLRSq)
Speaking of that...
Today is the 3rd anniversary of Buzzion's death.
Outstanding! It's time for another wake. I hope buzzion doesn't ruin it again with all that banging and yelling from inside the casket. Completely drowned out the pastor last time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2018 10:22 AM (HaL55)
Gulf Shores or Pensacola are some good places.
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018
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Which is why I suggested waiting for cooler weather. The beaches won't be as crowded, and you won't feel you're being roasted or stewed to death.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:23 AM (CTtdn)
We can't have good things...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:23 AM (AKcpz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2018 10:23 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:23 AM (DpEis)
My view of those characters was way off but I like mine better but now can't go back.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (nwORd)
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I'm a Hobbit. Not sure if that's how you pictured me.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:20 AM (qV72y)
I pictured Bluebell has a 29 year old lady who wears baseball caps with earrings and drive a dually pickup.
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:23 AM (gmo/4)
Recent polls have shown that most polls are bullshit.
It's going to be an early night......
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2018 10:24 AM (LUyqH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:24 AM (AKcpz)
sock-rat-eze is right.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:24 AM (LA9ih)
We can't have good things...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
On second thought, perhaps it's best I don't meet the Horde in real life. It would pale disappointingly in comparison to our versions in blog reality...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:25 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:25 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
>>I'm a bit shy meeting new people because of my time in school, but I do warm up to people quickly when I know them.
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018 10:25 AM (wmy8O)
Posted by: kraken
It would help if you'd quit trying to drag ships to the ocean floor.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:25 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (nwORd)
~~~~~
I'm an Amazon, daughter of Ares and Harmonia. Most people who meet me are surprised, probably due to my nic.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 10:26 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:26 AM (jDF8P)
Joan Blondell:
https://tinyurl.com/jbbwfjs
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018
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That's more like it. Or some Myrna Loy, perhaps.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (CTtdn)
And by 'many people' I mean the lady at the counter at the Quik-ee Mart
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (gpQ2A)
I'm an Amazon, daughter of Ares and Harmonia. Most people who meet me are surprised, probably due to my nic.
Your dad was a harmonica?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 10:26 AM (Ri0Ku)
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I was surprised you were only 6'5" tall. I thought you be a lot taller.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (Xntz6)
Ummm, interesting hash you've got there...
Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (AKcpz)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)
Be careful on that link. Malwarebytes gave me a phishing warning on it.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
Ah yes, one of the architect's of Earth Day. Currently pining his heels in a Fed Pen somewhere for murdering his girlfriend and stuffing her corpse in a wooden trunk in his apartment. A real Social Justice Warrior and modern day Environmentalist. Also, a stone cold killer but whatev's!! SOCIAL JUSTICE@!!!! or something.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (LUyqH)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (gmo/4)
Yes, I lump FOX in with the rest of 'em.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (LA9ih)
IF SOME OF YOU RACIST, SISTER HUMPIN' TRUMP DEPLORABLES SET UP A MOME IN NASHVILLE,, I'LL HOP ON MY BROOM AND COME BY TO HECKLE Y'ALL ,, FOADDY-FI!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (7AQC5)
Well, duh. Obamacare is free and tax cuts need to be payed for.
See, anyone can do AOCeconomics.
Posted by: Roy at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (s0mEx)
This brat should be shackled to a thread machine at the mill. Little one-percenter with all her leisure time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (aOimn)
of huge tracts of land
that could use their own zoning committees,
but a devilish smile
will beat by a mile
a pic of some tig 'ol bitties.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: tu3031
Huh. I run Malwarebytes on this machine and got no warning. But then I block ads and scripts like mad, so it's probably ad-server delivered crap.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (AM1GF)
Facebook has notified me that due to my selecting the 'Delete Account' option 12 days ago, that if I don't do anything, my facebook account will be permanently deleted in two days.
Come-on Sunday...can't wait.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: CNN
>>Thanks LBJ for bringing 1.5% of the people out of poverty.
Posted by: Commiforna at August 24, 2018 10:30 AM (wmy8O)
Heh. Gotham in the late '50s early '60s was pretty silly.
Quick, Robin, get Ace the Wonder Dog in the Bat-Glider and we'll stop Bat-Mite from turning everyone into balloons.
You won't see classics like that one on "Gotham" the dark modern tv show.
Posted by: mindful webworker - saw Blue Man Group in the 80s at August 24, 2018 10:30 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: brak at August 24, 2018 10:30 AM (VckGX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:30 AM (AKcpz)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)
Uh... weeping?? other than that... how about flounder???
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (jDF8P)
Posted by: willow
We have a topic?
And don't look at me for nics, I had a sock accident eight years ago and decided to roll with it...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)
diskussionsfadenkiller.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Roman Polanski *Now with LIfetime Achievement Award* at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (xBSm0)
Guy was a helluva performer.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (gmo/4)
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Let's see. I wear earrings every day, so check. Last time I wore a baseball cap was about 6 weeks ago when I went to a Nats/Red Sox game (it was a Red Sox cap, of course), so check. And, if I have to, I will occasionally drive my son's '98 Ranger. Close enough?
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (qV72y)
Get it?
Geez, where's BEN ROETHLISBERGER when you need him.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:21 AM (m45I2)
Probably hanging out somewhere with Michael Vick
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (dPd5y)
Imagine there's no parole boards...
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (jDF8P)
I'd support parole just because it would cause Lefties to lose their shit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (dPd5y)
Fortunately for me my wife finds that sort of thing amusing.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (AKcpz)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (qV72y)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (dPd5y)
I got it... Moonbeam... or maybe Luna...
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (AM1GF)
You're a blog meme so you're stuck with it. It's a burden you have to bear.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (4ErVI)
So Pale Moon completely refuses to access tiny URL this morning. No
option to override the usual (unwarranted) security warning. But IE will
open tiny URL without a peep.
sock-rat-eze is right.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:24 AM (LA9ih)
My Pale Moon assesses it fine. Make sure your blocking software like Noscript has Pale Moon not blocked.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (mpXpK)
I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)
Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (7rpiB)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (7jTtI)
Fortunately for me my wife finds that sort of thing amusing.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (m45I2)
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You and my husband would get along just fine.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (qV72y)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)
Just out of curiousity, willow, why do you want a new nic. The one you have now has become a part of the lexicon here.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (LA9ih)
Fortunately for me my wife finds that sort of thing amusing.
Posted by: Muldoon
She needs to either cut back on the Brawndo or mainline it, depending...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)
"Pencil"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (AURKQ)
I'm partial to those photos of the roadkill on the side of the road.
With the "Get Well Soon" balloon tied to its bloated and rigid leg.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (wldC6)
Your dad was a harmonica?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (HaL55)
An harmonica!
Posted by: Charles Emerson Winchester, III at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)
"Thimble"?
Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (UnA8+)
@FAIRImmigration
Accused Mollie Tibbetts Killer Demands He Not Be Called an 'Illegal Alien'
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So there!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (YxzeR)
I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)
Heh... smart mouth mom with a smart mouth kid... big improvement over Elizabeth Montgomery... sheesh...
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (DpEis)
If she's not married to a mortal, it's not 'Bewitched.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (oVJmc)
Here's another Myrna Loy picture:
https://tinyurl.com/ycvdvft8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)
The Artist Formerly Known As Willow?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (8RFB3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (oVJmc)
But I can look at today's painting and smile at a charming scene of childhood innocence while they would be concerned about child pron. Guess which way is more pleasant as a way of life.
Posted by: JTB at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (V+03K)
@FAIRImmigration
Accused Mollie Tibbetts Killer Demands He Not Be Called an 'Illegal Alien'
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So there!"
So I guess 'white hispanic' would cause issues too?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (wldC6)
Before Elizabeth Montgomery there was Veronica Lake.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (AKcpz)
Nancy Pelosi is supposed to play Endora.
Posted by: Roy at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (s0mEx)
Mark David Chapman denied parole for the tenth time.
Imagine there's no parole boards...
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (jDF8P)
Years ago Leno had a joke relating to Cali's weird finances- where we fly 3 people up to Sacramento every two years just to decide if Manson gets parole.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (q1VoB)
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (dPd5y)
I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)
They'll have to change the theme song lyrics:
Shaft! Are you capable of comprehending it?
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)
"Thimble"?
Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (UnA8+)
And, " White Men Can't Jump"... needs to be added... of course...
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)
You don't like "willow" any more?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (kqsXK)
Fortunately for me my wife finds that sort of thing amusing.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (m45I2)
That's exactly the kind of thing I would do.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
Thank you for the tip. What you said makes sense since I can access TinyURL through PaleMoon on the tablet. I don't even know what blocking software my son has on this computer. (It's a screaming gamer's computer he gave me.) I'll call him.`
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (LA9ih)
Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (gmo/4)
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Let's see. I wear earrings every day, so check. Last time I wore a
baseball cap was about 6 weeks ago when I went to a Nats/Red Sox game
(it was a Red Sox cap, of course), so check. And, if I have to, I will
occasionally drive my son's '98 Ranger. Close enough?
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (qV72y)
WOW I'm FRIGGIN' CLAIRVOYANT! Let me at them lotto numbers!
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (gmo/4)
Tired of people asking if your last name is Ufgood?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (4ErVI)
If she's not married to a mortal, it's not 'Bewitched.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (oVJmc)
Apparently she marries or lives with Darrin, a white guy who is an slacker.
Imagine that.
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (nRWPy)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305646/
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (mCMQ5)
Apparently I have a 48-month memory. How did that happen again?
I remember when Fen eliminated ... grammie winger? Okay, I remember the circumstance... sort of...
I can feel my mind going, Dave... Daiiiisy... Daiiiiisyyyy....
Posted by: mindful webworker - who am I again? at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (rpAqR)
I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)
"Stub."
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (mpXpK)
By your command:
https://tinyurl.com/y8clxrqd
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018
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MPPPP, I was looking at exactly that one a few minutes ago. I should have posted it for you.
(The young James Stewart once said that his ambition in life was to marry Myrna Loy. One can understand that.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (zzUT1)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (qV72y)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)
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Don't make huge change. Maybe just go with another type of tree.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)
I'm kind of used to 'willow' but if makes you happy...
The Artist Formerly Known as Willow
Threadkilla
The Larch
Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds
Puppies
(I like puppies)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (bcbK8)
_____________________________________
Hey! Hey! This is library!
*excessive gunplay and kung fu ensures*
Posted by: Asian John Shaft at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (zzUT1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (AKcpz)
sock-rat-eze is right.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:24 AM (LA9ih)
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Pale Moon's on the downward slide IMHO. It complains if you have the temerity to run NoScript now as well.
Posted by: Jackal at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (KQJxh)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (/qEW2)
Yeah, I'm not really into pictures of naked children.
Same reason I couldn't read much of Henry Darger's output.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (bcbK8)
I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)
Super Fly --> Super WASP
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (q1VoB)
ok f5 is out now, there is a twitter f5, so i'd be stealing someone elses stuff.
Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (dPd5y)
I remember when Fen eliminated ... grammie winger? Okay, I remember the circumstance... sort of...
I can feel my mind going, Dave... Daiiiisy... Daiiiiisyyyy....
Posted by: mindful webworker - who am I again?
buzzion was Fen's first victim. The blog has lived in fear of the Mistress of the One Finger Death Stroke ever since.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM
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Spot on! Except you forgot the tats.
And piercings.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (AKcpz)
Posted by: Mississippi at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (LIhNq)
Accused Mollie Tibbetts Killer Demands He Not Be Called an 'Illegal Alien'
So I guess 'white hispanic' would cause issues too?
How about "wetback"?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (jDF8P)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (qV72y)
I'm sorry?
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (dPd5y)
Imagine that.
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (nRWPy)
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It would be awesome if Darrin changed from a white guy to a Chinese guy in the middle of the movie, and none of the characters noticed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (dPd5y)
I got it... Moonbeam... or maybe Luna...
Posted by: kraken
Palomino!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018
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To be fair, Ferrell was playing an a-hole. He did it to perfection. And Nicole, well, I'll watch her in anything (though there are exceptions), and she was charming and funny -- and even looks a bit like Elizabeth Montgomery.
Bewitched in its original form wouldn't, uh, fly today. Feminists would screech. "Patriarchy! The nerve -- telling Samantha she'd can't express herself through her magic!!!" Of course they screech at everything, but this would add to the din.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (CTtdn)
https://tinyurl.com/jbbwfjs
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
The odd smile on that fellow's face (who was that again?) says, "Ehrm! I really need to 'adjust' myself iykwimaittyd."
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a guy thing at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: m at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (CwOPz)
By your command:
https://tinyurl.com/y8clxrqd
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018
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MPPPP, I was looking at exactly that one a few minutes ago. I should have posted it for you.
(The young James Stewart once said that his ambition in life was to marry Myrna Loy. One can understand that.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (CTtdn)
I saw the second Thin Man movie recently (with Jimmy Stewart, in fact). There's a scene at the end where Myrna Loy gives William Powell a look that just makes you want to jump through the screen and scoop her up. Amazing.
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (zzUT1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (CTtdn)
Needs gratuitous shower scenes.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (8ikIW)
I don't think a condom is going to help.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (IcT7t)
Okay,, I'll give it a go.
F 5 come to me,,, come to me F 5....
Nah,, just not the same somehow...
Posted by: Pot at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (dPd5y)
wilgerboom.
Get Boer with it.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (m45I2)
Accused Mollie Tibbetts Killer Demands He Not Be Called an 'Illegal Alien'
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FY Wetback NQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: boring chic
Kinky.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (TUUTu)
Oooooo...got another one in ya?
Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (AKcpz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
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"Swallow."
Could be a bird, could be, who knows what?
It has an air of mystery.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (CE6iV)
March around your property line carrying an AR.
Every now and then yell out "Remember the Alamo!"
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (TUUTu)
Imagine that.
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (nRWPy)
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To be honest, I'm a little surprised Darrin is still a guy. Would have expected Darlene instead.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Anna Puma
The JEF as Uncle Arthur
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
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"Swallow."
Could be a bird, could be, who knows what?
It has an air of mystery.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (34bu1)
African or European?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: d9 at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: bear, balls, assymetrical, unserweiter at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (0XyIg)
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (LA9ih)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (AM1GF)
Not a good sign, no.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (NWiLs)
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Which one migrates with the coconuts?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (34bu1)
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AoS has a Thread Reader app. Who knew?
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (IcT7t)
https://tinyurl.com/ycvdvft8
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (NWiLs)
Gonna need a bigger bottle...garbage can
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (CTtdn)
Needs gratuitous shower scenes.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (NWiLs)
If she's cute, then sure.
If she looks like N.K. Jemison....hard pass.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (AKcpz)
Imagine that.
Sound like every commercial on TV.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (jDF8P)
Been thinking about changing mine, too. Used it when all of us early Tea Party people were doing the Latin name thing like the Founders did with the Federalist Papers.
Now that the Cato Institute has become a raging dumpster fire, it has become an unfortunate association.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 24, 2018 10:49 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 24, 2018 10:49 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 10:49 AM (5XFKm)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:49 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cato by Phone
Just switch to "Kato" and you're golden.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (AM1GF)
Does that make me a bigot? Does that reek of progressive "naming?"
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (dPd5y)
Great time in NJ last night. Those who have a chance to attend a MoMee shouldn't miss the opportunity. Lots of new faces (start commenting lurkers - we won't laugh at you much).
bluebell is every bit as nice in NJ as she is in VA. And CBD is much cooler and smarter than he seems!
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:49 AM (gmo/4)
Napoleon Dy-No-Mite!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
The getting up this AM not quite so much.
I expected to cruise in for an hour though due to excellent and intelligent company stayed till the last dog was hung.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (koNhm)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 10:51 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:24 AM (AKcpz)
I'm planning on doing that next year for vacation. I'd love to do a MoMe on vacation as well
Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2018 10:51 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Commiforna at August 24, 2018 10:51 AM (GEaz5)
Does that make me a bigot? Does that reek of progressive "naming?"
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (nRWPy)
Nah. Kiernan sounds pretentious and faggy.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:51 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:51 AM (34bu1)
One more suggestion, from my wife's nickname: the shenanigator.
One who instigates shenanigans.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (5XFKm)
kid cannot help his parents naming him silly names
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (dPd5y)
I mean, after the discovery of Lucy, it is long overdue.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (jDF8P)
Heh. Probably still would be claims of appropriation.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (zzUT1)
But are we whistling past the graveyard?
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (LA9ih)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (kqsXK)
Gonna need a bigger bottle...garbage can
Posted by: Bruce
Oscar the Grouch stands poised to file a cease and desist order.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (TUUTu)
But I picked myself up, dusted myself off and reapplied myself.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Perfect. He looks like the annoying Old Guy Neighbor anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (5XFKm)
I always wanted to see a Bewitched episode where Samantha blinked up several well hung men for a gangbang and forces Darren to watch
Posted by: Bill Crystal Cuck at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (l3XXj)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
Heh. I want so bad to explain these jokes like no one else gets them which of course they do.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (zzUT1)
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM
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Carpetbaggers.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
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It's #1 at the box office!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (+F0Wk)
But I picked myself up, dusted myself off and reapplied myself.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (m45I2)
How often must Muldoon be reapplied?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:20 AM (qV72y)
willow wants to willow willow?
I'm befuddled.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: bear, balls, assymetrical, unserweiter at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (0XyIg)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (m45I2)
Ha!!! That's sort of how I picture it.
Posted by: LASue at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Bill Crystal Cuck at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (l3XXj)
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"Mr. Tate, I had NO IDEA!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (34bu1)
This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
And...
Jeff Sessions is a disgraceful and amoral piece of shit.
In closing...
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (NQuBd)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (koNhm)I thought my dad was the only one who used that phrase. Makes me happy to see it here.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (LA9ih)
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You can just fuck right the fuck off with that goat fucking bullshit all the way to fuck mountain and drown in the hot uranium filled mountain springs of go fuck yourself.
I tried signing for Obamacare once. ONCE. Literally the worst customer experience I've ever had in my fucking life, and I'm not even close to exaggerating. Next time I pay an insurance directly if it comes to that because no subsidy in the world was worth that nightmare.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Hollywood at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (n6bs1)
Watching my own grandkid 'drunken midget' I want to thank you all for that name, my neighbors had a great laugh about the descriptor.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (m45I2)
Ha!!! That's sort of how I picture it.
Posted by: LASue at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (Z48ZB)
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Then the troll rushes in, drops a steamer and runs out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (fA1SL)
and converse, while the lurkers sit at the back of the room and keep
their mouths shut?
Does Bob From The NSA show up? Would you know if he did?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (jDF8P)
https://tinyurl.com/jbbwfjs
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
The odd smile on that fellow's face (who was that again?) says, "Ehrm! I really need to 'adjust' myself iykwimaittyd."
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a guy thing at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (rpAqR)
The fellow is character actor Guy Kibbee, and the photo is a posed publicity shot for Gold Diggers of 1933. I like it because of the "It'll only be once a year, but I'll screw you until you can't walk!" look on Blondell's face and also because I pretty much look like Kibbee IRL.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
HEY! THAT'S MY JOB!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (AM1GF)
Been thinking about changing mine, too. Used it when all of us early Tea Party people were doing the Latin name thing like the Founders did with the Federalist Papers.
Now that the Cato Institute has become a raging dumpster fire, it has become an unfortunate association.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 24, 2018
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Maybe go with "Cato the Elder." I think he was the guy who ended every speech in the Roman Senate, no matter what the topic, with "And Carthage must be destroyed."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (CTtdn)
But are we whistling past the graveyard?
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (LA9ih)
Well, probably... not a lot can be done about things, by us, so life goes on.... ( whistles a little bit of Bobby Mc Ferron...)
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (DpEis)
We don't want the Irish.
c'mon, get with the program...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 10:57 AM (5XFKm)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:57 AM (dPd5y)
_____________________________________
Yeah. A real awful week. Trump was convicted. The stock market crashed. North Korea lobbed missiles into downtown Seattle. Hillary Clinton was installed as the president. Venezuela turned things around and purchased all of Manhattan. Fox News went dark after their ratings cratered. Every Republican Congress member resigned his seat. Rush Limbaugh came out as a left-handed tri-sexual African-Asian cross dressing muslim.
It was awful.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (jDF8P)
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I'm pretty sure he shows up a couple hours early to prep the room.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: HA at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (MAstk)
196 My kind not welcome at a mo- mee, pretty sure of that...
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:23 AM (DpEis)
I'm pretty sure we have some tentacle enthusiasts among Teh Horde.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM
Nah. Kiernan sounds pretentious and faggy."
eh, I've got nephews with young kids, nice people, nice families, and every name they come up with makes me wince. "Dekklan", sheesh. Millenials, go figure.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (AKcpz)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (jDF8P)
Typical White people. The entire production will be based at a urinal with Whites taking a wiz. And they will pipe in wet dog smell into the theater.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (9BLnV)
*****
Yeah!
Hey wait, even we Irish think Kiernan sounds kinda faggy.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 11:00 AM (zzUT1)
Completely scramble things up by flipping your nic around and then swap the 'i' and 'o'. It'll be like you're a secret agent!
Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 11:00 AM (TQyCa)
Posted by: bear, balls, assymetrical, unserweiter at August 24, 2018 11:00 AM (0XyIg)
*****
Yeah!
Hey wait, even we Irish think "Kiernan" sounds kinda faggy.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:00 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2018 11:00 AM (HaL55)
but the nose to wriggling resistedHe picked it and poked itAnd damn nearly broke itLike (hic!) Hillary, Muldoon persisted
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 24, 2018 11:00 AM (fsDDz)
Posted by: HA at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (MAstk)
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Bob Mueller's "Find A Crime", Episode 18
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (fsDDz)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (m45I2)
and converse, while the lurkers sit at the back of the room and keep
their mouths shut?
Does Bob From The NSA show up? Would you know if he did?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (jDF8P)
The lurkers hang around outside the door wondering if they're worthy of going in.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (nBr1j)
I got better
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y)
Or from John to Jack.
Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (uiwCw)
So long as I can trace a name to something with proper meaning, I'm cool
with it. If it's just a bunch of syllables strung together because "it
sounds good", well.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (AM1GF)
Watch it !
Posted by: Mxlyplyx at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Hollywood
Colt 45 Malt Liquor 40 oz.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (TUUTu)
That was my thinking.
My kid has been there everyday this summer for football work outs and practice and is going with most of his 8th grade class. It's always fine to know more people, it's me having to put up with progs for an evening that might give me a headache (from not eyerolling.)
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (nRWPy)
I'm disappointed. Welsh for willow is 'helyg'. I was hoping for something more along the lines of "Llanfair...etc. etc."
Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (n/eZB)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (vbJig)
Don't pat me on the head and tell me everything's hunky-dory. I could post a laundry list of true disasters this week.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (LA9ih)
c'mon, get with the program...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM
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Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (5XFKm)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y)
Or from John to Jack.
Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (uiwCw)
It's easy to go from Robert to Bob to Richard to Dick to John to Jack.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y)
Or from John to Jack.
Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (uiwCw)
Margaret to Peggy
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (6qErC)
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Old news, he was granted immunity in exchange for testimony on Cohen in the grand jury.
Of course the headline omits that.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (LA9ih)
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Don't threaten us with your lists.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: LASue at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (Z48ZB)
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And from Margaret we get. . . Peg?
Posted by: Steely Dan at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (vbJig)
Padraig = Patrick
Kiernan = Wimpy
Posted by: Muldoon
Kiernan is a great LAST name.
Kiernan Farms
Kiernan Dairy
Kiernan Furniture Mart
As a first name? Nah. That kid is gonna see the inside of a locker. A lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 11:04 AM (TUUTu)
- Vadim, Miloslav, Vukmir, et al.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 24, 2018 11:04 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 11:04 AM (E/XIS)
Posted by: LASue at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (Z48ZB)
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I look like Ricky Ricardo. Was I close?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:04 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (LA9ih)
Don't threaten us with your lists.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
I'm not worried about the lists, it's the laundry I'm worried about!
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (AKcpz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)
I'm disappointed. Welsh for willow is 'helyg'. I was hoping for something more along the lines of "Llanfair...etc. etc."
Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (n/eZB)
Wyllyghwyllellwelllen
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (n6bs1)
Posted by: Tom Servo
'Dekklan should be Deaglan. It's a very old Irish name, in Gaelic.
it's usually anglicized to 'Declan', just as 'Sean' gets dumbed down to 'Shawn'.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (vvSBD)
Posted by: HA at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (MAstk)
Dammit! Where's my pony!?! Talk you!
Posted by: Chief Inspector Mueller at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: LASue at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (Z48ZB)
I hope you're picturing Mister Potatohead in my case.
Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (uiwCw)
Hell, I'm an inside-the-beltway-preppy and I have trouble not snorting when introduced to a "Liam" or a "Dalton" or a "Mercer."
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (nRWPy)
Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular
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You can just fuck right the fuck off with that goat fucking bullshit
all the way to fuck mountain and drown in the hot uranium filled
mountain springs of go fuck yourself.
I tried signing for Obamacare once. ONCE. Literally the worst
customer experience I've ever had in my fucking life, and I'm not even
close to exaggerating. Next time I pay an insurance directly if it comes
to that because no subsidy in the world was worth that nightmare.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (+dsLj)
Tell us about it. We keep waiting for the Madurocare Portal to come on line but its always "Two Weeks"!
Posted by: Vulvazuelans at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (34bu1)
I have no intention of revisiting the first three days of this week...ever. If I did, that post would be longer than Steve's.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (LA9ih)
Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)
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Hallelujah. He's cured.
It's a Festivus miracle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (34bu1)
And I saw Underfed Brezhnev open for Goga at the Podgorica Musik-Tek.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (E/XIS)
BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.
Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)
I, however, am! Soon I will be rid of the useless husk of a man!
(too dark?)
Posted by: Tumor at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y)
Lots of guys can be Dicks. Even some women.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (AKcpz)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (zzUT1)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM
Or from John to Jack.
Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM
The English always have had a thing for nicknames, and they seem to mostly be diminutions of Norman formal names. (bill for William, bob for Robert, dick for Richard)
Jack is a different case, in that it's a form of the French Jacques, German Joachim, Spanish Juaquin, but for which English never adopted any formal form. So it came in as a nickname for John, even though that name has a completely different etymolygy. (Juan, Johann, Yohannes)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Insomniac
I put that into google auto-detect translate and it said it's Welsh for "Wyllylllllllornie"
6 L's in a row? That's kind of funny.
Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (8ruUE)
Been a while since we've heard from him - wasn't he busy tweeting and putting out statements in June?
Only had to make it past a June date that ensured his wife could be placed in his Senate seat, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (5XFKm)
Would it be wrong if I clapped? Softly, I mean. Not thunderous applause...just a light golf clap.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (LA9ih)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (pKB/v)
Posted by: Tumor at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (ymnmz)
too slow
you can forget about the bonus
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (N3JsI)
Former MTV VeeJay and current FBN Analyst Kennedy is largely hot, so I see nothing wrong with the name. As long as you don't leave a woman to die in a drowned car or have a crime family history, what's the problem?
Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (E/XIS)
Posted by: LASue at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (Z48ZB)
I already posted a picture of Guy Kibbee.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (gmo/4)
https://tinyurl.com/y8m2ev2s
I hope all the authoresses *types* *deletes*.
Cretins.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)
I can already see the GOPe/TruCon/Cabin Boy rallying cry, based on a weepy deathbed scene:
"Vote Warren! Just win one more for the Maverick!"
Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (34bu1)
BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.
Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)
Not going to say it...nope.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee-ist at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (ULoJS)
Trump Org. CEO granted immunity by Mueller.
Posted by: HA at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (MAstk)
Dammit! Where's my pony!?! Talk you!
Posted by: Chief Inspector Mueller at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (hLRSq)
Compare and Contrast-
Hillary's goons granted immunity and handed a lollipop.
All Trump associates have a gun pointed to their head and asked "Would you like immunity or handcuffs and bankruptcy?"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (AKcpz)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (TUUTu)
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Avoid any artwork, sculpture, or typeface by Eric Gill.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (AzW6q)
So, will the governor be able to pick his successor? If he's not getting treatment, for an INOPERABLE BRAIN TUMOR, should he not relinquish his seat?
Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (E/XIS)
Hey wait, even we Irish think Kiernan sounds kinda faggy.
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Better than Kieran -- a thankfully short and shouty fad in my dirty Irish family. So the boy is Karen?
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (MIKMs)
Harrumph. Your invitation to the number six dance is on it's way...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (34bu1)
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Are you sure you're pronouncing "boring" correctly?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 11:12 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2018 11:12 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 11:12 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (N3JsI)
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The name isn't so bad compared to the lobotomy when she turns 13.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (AKcpz)
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Seems presidents' names are not uncommon.
My granddaughter is Reagan
My nephew's kid is Wilson
No Van Burens in the family yet, though.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (m45I2)
How did they know?
(insert soopersecret translator dude here)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (E/XIS)
He will stay until he can use his last firing neuron to vote no on Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (dNzKv)
Been a while since we've heard from him - wasn't he busy tweeting and putting out statements in June?
Only had to make it past a June date that ensured his wife could be placed in his Senate seat, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (W+vEI)
Barf. I thought only democrats and fascists did that.........oh wait.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (ymnmz)
Okay, not touching that one...
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Please allow me:
Regarding Songbird McPlaneCrash, I shall be buying party favors and ready to walk a thousand miles just for the sheer satisfaction of urinating on this traitorous twat waffle's grave.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 24, 2018 11:14 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)
Eh. There's the point where the treatment has ceased to be useful and there's the time when the patient admits it. I guess his body can hang on for awhile but more likely he'll be mort by Christmas.
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at August 24, 2018 11:14 AM (RD7QR)
498 Went out for ice cream last evening. 2 year old girl in the shop
with the first name of Kennedy. Why oh why saddle a girl with that name?
Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (N3JsI)
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The name isn't so bad compared to the lobotomy when she turns 13.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (34bu1)
Too Dark!
Posted by: Tumor at August 24, 2018 11:14 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:14 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 11:15 AM (AKcpz)
Hillary's goons granted immunity and handed a lollipop.
All Trump associates have a gun pointed to their head and asked "Would you like immunity or handcuffs and bankruptcy?"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
>>Is it bad that the CEO gets immunity or what?
Posted by: Commiforna at August 24, 2018 11:15 AM (GEaz5)
Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 11:15 AM (ziPP0)
Posted by: Tumor at August 24, 2018 11:14 AM (ymnmz)
Outside of John McCain's cranium, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of John McCain's cranium, it's too dark to read!
(heyo!)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (6qErC)
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It's nice to see that even at this late stage he is maintaining his sense of tumor.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (CTtdn)
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Well, I guess he's actually sick. I was beginning to wonder... he's so full of lies that the conspiracy theory about him faking actually seemed credible to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 11:15 AM (AKcpz)
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I hope buzzion shows him around.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: Delaforce at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (GEaz5)
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It's nice to see that even at this late stage he is maintaining his sense of tumor.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (m45I2)
Coffee. Everywhere.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (jDF8P)
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Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous guy?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:14 AM (m45I2)
#toosoon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 11:17 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 24, 2018 11:17 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:17 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 11:18 AM (jDF8P)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:17 AM (dPd5y)
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The Horde will be the judge of that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:18 AM (34bu1)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:19 AM (dPd5y)
How's about:
Artistic 'ette
Weeping tree
Gentle 'ette
Lady Artist
Design babe
Sweet bringer of joy
Lots 'o choices out there . . .
Posted by: MAGA Overlord of DOOM - Master of the Burning Pyres; - Stop the Witch Hunt - Stop the Coup ! at August 24, 2018 11:19 AM (urS61)
Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)
Eh. There's the point where the treatment has ceased to be useful and there's the time when the
Posted by: joncelli
*suggested edit
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 11:19 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (m45I2)
Are you sure it's after the president and not the volleyball?
Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:19 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2018 11:20 AM (7HtZB)
There's a reason there have been no pictures of him for several months now. I doubt he's even conscious anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 11:20 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters
Looks like it's a case of "no point, it's too far along" and not "I'm cured".
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 11:20 AM (AM1GF)
Oh, yes. And he'll have help if he needs it.
Posted by: The Hawaiian Judge at August 24, 2018 11:21 AM (9uM40)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 11:21 AM (gmo/4)
Oh, yes. And he'll have help if he needs it."
Cindy's already told him who the next Senator is going to be.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 11:22 AM (k1TUh)
What a crock.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 24, 2018 11:22 AM (DBtdk)
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 11:22 AM (JQCeg)
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 11:23 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 11:23 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (CTtdn)
He was, and I used to end a lot of my early rants with a various "delenda est" (the Federal Reserve and a lot of Crony Capitalist ideas and institutions got singled out with those.)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 24, 2018 11:24 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 11:22 AM (JQCeg)
hypertension from all that salt in the caviar, no doubt.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 11:24 AM (AURKQ)
so you accept what's next
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:24 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 11:24 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:25 AM (dPd5y)
What a crock.
Posted by: Jen the original
>>If Muller is to subpoena them, he would have just done that.
Why give immunity to someone that you want information out of?
Posted by: Delaforce at August 24, 2018 11:25 AM (GEaz5)
Never been convinced it was actually him. Kinda figured it was the future Senator Cindy McCain practicing...
Posted by: Antisocialist at August 24, 2018 11:26 AM (4AIm+)
but I suspect they don't care because the danger they believe would never hit them .
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:26 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: JohnnyI at August 24, 2018 11:26 AM (XBxLp)
There really should be a law in AZ about impersonating a Senator.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 24, 2018 11:27 AM (DBtdk)
Why give immunity to someone that you want information out of?
Posted by: Delaforce at August 24, 2018 11:25 AM
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Exactly. He's been threatened with lawfare and probable jail time, hence the immunity.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 11:27 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (NWiLs)
Can't be Welsh, too many vowels. Two e's might have strained credibility, but 3 is right out.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 24, 2018 11:27 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:28 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:29 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 11:31 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:17 AM (dPd5y)
Buttchez!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 11:33 AM (E/XIS)
Posted by: saf at August 24, 2018 11:39 AM (5IHGB)
By your command:
https://tinyurl.com/y8clxrqd
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Ohhhh... Myrna Loy
*wistful sigh*
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 24, 2018 11:52 AM (2yfyV)
Posted by: Ripley at August 24, 2018 11:53 AM (fVGR3)
Posted by: Doktor_No at August 24, 2018 12:00 PM (imDUY)
> The JEF as Uncle Arthur
Oprah as Aunt Clara.
Al Sharpton as the sleazy boss, Larry Tate.
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