Mid-Morning Open Thread

Elsley girl and dog.jpg

Go Away, Sir!
Arthur John Elsley

The NY/NJ Moron Meet-up last night in Hoboken went quite well! Many old hands, but several new faces, including Bluebell and Weasel, our very own publishing moguls. They are much nicer in person than they seem on the blog!

Much was discussed...very little was settled, although there was consensus that Pennsylvania needs to be shortened by a few hundred miles.

I urge all of you who have the opportunity to attend a meet-up to give it a shot. It is a real pleasure to spend a few hours with people who can have discussions about political events without contentiousness or anger. And while the internet is a wonderful place, it cannot replace human contact!

Posted by: CBD at 09:45 AM




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Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 09:43 AM (vbJig)

2 Coppertone ads, the early years.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 09:43 AM (hLRSq)

3 Great painting for Jeff Session's last day on the job.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 09:43 AM (vbJig)

4 Coppertone Copyright infringement!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 24, 2018 09:43 AM (ty7RM)

5 Sure that isn't a Vargas painting?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (mpXpK)

6 Good thing the dog's not a mastiff.

Posted by: BignJames at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (0+nbW)

7 Shocking that reality has set in for this clown.


https://tinyurl.com/y77c8gru

Posted by: HA at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (MAstk)

8 Yer my bitch now.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (9BLnV)

9 Me likey!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (34bu1)

10 Pugs are such fun.

Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (3HNOQ)

11 Is this part of the vaunted Pedestarast collection?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 24, 2018 09:45 AM (ty7RM)

12 Not first !

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 09:45 AM (8RFB3)

13 Glad to see that the MoMe was a success.

Was there really an Ace sighting?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2018 09:45 AM (wldC6)

14
It is a real pleasure to spend a few hours with people who can have discussions about political events without contentiousness or anger.







Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 09:45 AM (veoSD)

15 Stormy Daniels: The Early Years

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (34bu1)

16 "And while the internet is a wonderful place, it cannot replace human contact!"

Paolo agrees!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (9BLnV)

17 Aren't we criminals for looking at this or something?

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (mCMQ5)

18 I had not even heard of the Australian overthrow of Malcolm Turnbull til someone mentioned it in the morning thread. Hooray! I don't follow Aussie politics that closely, but I know that Turnbull was a liberal wolf in Conservative sheep's clothing, who stabbed a real conservative PM, Tony Abbott, in the back 3 years ago. And now apparently Turnbull is going to resign his seat and maybe put his entire party's control of Parliament in jeopardy, just out of spite for them not doing what he said. What a piece of shit, at least he's finished in politics.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (V2Yro)

19 It is a real pleasure to spend a few hours with people who can have discussions about political events without contentiousness or anger.


Where's the fun in that?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 09:45 AM (veoSD)

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It's the fisticuffs that make politics fun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 09:47 AM (34bu1)

20 "And while the internet is a wonderful place, it cannot replace human contact!"



Maybe for amateurs.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 24, 2018 09:47 AM (EPnrI)

21 Pedo art?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 24, 2018 09:47 AM (7jTtI)

22 Kiddie porn, do not download.

Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 24, 2018 09:47 AM (I9Sw7)

23 17 Aren't we criminals for looking at this or something?

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (mCMQ5)


Only if you are caught staring at her elbow.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 09:48 AM (vbJig)

24 Bah. Human contact is overrated. But I'm glad everybody had a good time.

(And yes, Coppertone copyright infringement.)

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at August 24, 2018 09:48 AM (RD7QR)

25 And while the internet is a wonderful place, it cannot replace human contact!

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You're just not going to the right websites.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 09:48 AM (34bu1)

26 HUMA!! Put your doggie outfit on! Mommy's got the itch!

Posted by: Hillary Rotten Crotch at August 24, 2018 09:48 AM (ty7RM)

27 Alternate title: Puppy-dog Pedophile.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2018 09:48 AM (fqUgw)

28 Roger Kimball with a good piece.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305687/

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 09:49 AM (mCMQ5)

29 If you learn to type one-handed you can enjoy the Internet and maintain human contact simultaneously.




(Sorry Grandma!)

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 09:49 AM (m45I2)

30 Hey enough with the PA hate!

Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:49 AM (nwORd)

31
Humans and contact with them is over-rated.

Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 24, 2018 09:49 AM (I9Sw7)

32 Meh. Pure schmaltz.

Posted by: Heironymous Bosch at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (34bu1)

33 Sweet painting, Thanks, CBD. Thanks for herding all the Morons and "Ettes to Hoboken last night! Today I'll reheat the hobo entrails I took home in a doggy-bag. We sure had some good hunting last night thanks to Bluebell's prowess with her shiv...

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (SGpFT)

34 kiddie pron nice!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (JFO2v)

35 17 Aren't we criminals for looking at this or something?
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (mCMQ5)

Probably. Hell, these days they'd probably throw our parents in jail for those embarrassing naked pictures they have of us as babies.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (NWiLs)

36 Dogs Playing Poker school of Art.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (ciBil)

37 And while the internet is a wonderful place, it cannot replace human contact!

Posted by: CBD


Great truth in that, CBD. Social media would be a calamity even if it weren't for leftist nickelfuckery.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (AM1GF)

38 Posted by: HA at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (MAstk)


The excitement has passed and everyone is starting to think about it using their brains instead of their emotions. Cohen's plea statement implicates Cohen but doesn't act against anyone else, i.e., "Okay, you say Trump was involved; is there anything else other than your self-interested statement? Because that isn't enough for a shop-lifting conviction."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 09:51 AM (hLRSq)

39 Probably. Hell, these days they'd probably throw our parents in jail for those embarrassing naked pictures they have of us as babies.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (NWiLs)

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My mom has been blackmailing me with those for decades, mean old crone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 09:51 AM (34bu1)

40 And while the internet is a wonderful place, it cannot replace human contact!

I keep swiping right and all I get are sidebar links.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (NWiLs)

41 Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular than Trump's tax cuts. Not a good sign for November.

Posted by: Eric Hartman at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (ARdkE)

42 LUL

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (mCMQ5)

43 Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (NWiLs)

That has actually happened.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (nwORd)

44 heh insomniac.

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:53 AM (dPd5y)

45 Cute kid. Wish she had more clothes on so I wouldn't feel all skeevy.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:53 AM (nwORd)

46 BTW: I bet the hurricane at Hawaii takes Manafort and Cohen off the news feeds pretty fast.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 09:53 AM (hLRSq)

47 The Chump followed us here from the MoRe!

Can we beat him?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM (hLRSq)

48 My mom has been blackmailing me with those for decades, mean old crone.

And have you been making blackmailing payments and failed to report them on your taxes?

Step into my office.

Posted by: Herr Mueller at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM (vbJig)

49 I certainly hope this lovely painting of a cute little naked girl and a puppy doesn't elicit any untoward comments from the less self-controlled of the Horde... not that I can imagine what any such untoward comments might be like, no I can't.

Coppertone ads, the early years.
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Okay, good start...

Good morning, 'rons and 'ronettes and all the trolls at sea.

Posted by: mindful webworker - suspicious mimes at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM (rpAqR)

50 I miss my babies being babies. they were so not argumentative humans.

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM (dPd5y)

51 I see several people have hit the "Coppertone" remark already, so I'll just say that such art with children in it during the late Victorian and Edwardian periods was not supposed to be racy or titillating. (Maybe it was to some people --) Childhood was supposed to be a carefree, fun time, a time before adult worries and cares set in.

Oh, and puppies.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM (CTtdn)

52 45 Cute kid. Wish she had more clothes on so I wouldn't feel all skeevy.
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If I had a nickel for everytime I said that. . .

Posted by: Jon Podesta at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (vbJig)

53 Some of the best porn shows very little of the usual.

Sexual excitement is all in the brain derived from what's received by the eyes.

Any good hooker or pole dance will tell you that promises are sexier than exposure.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (nwORd)

54 Going back to the addiction discussion.

Mrs VIA went under MOHS surgery to have a rather large skin cancer removed. Roughly the size of an oreo cookie, in all dimensions.

One of the injectables used at that time was a long lasting numbing agent with a three DAY period of effectiveness known as Exparel.

It works.
It gets the patient past that critical three day period of intense pain, where in many cases follow on pain management is by OTC NSADs.

So Mrs VIA was explaining her experience to a surgeon friend.
Turns out that he loves the stuff, but the hospital will not allow use due to the high dose cost.


https://www.exparel.com

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (wldC6)

55 I hate that we have these reactions now to an innocent scene, But I understand how it's happened.

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (dPd5y)

56

Sooo, no SWAT team at the MoMee last evening?


I am disappoint.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (HaL55)

57 I miss my babies being babies. they were so not argumentative humans.
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM
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The trouble starts when they learn to talk. The key is not to teach them how.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (Ri0Ku)

58 That looks like an ad for suntan lotion, amirite?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (gC2IV)

59
Posted by: Eric Hartman at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (ARdkE)






You really are a snarky puppy, aren't you?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 09:56 AM (veoSD)

60

THAT RACIST LITTLE WHITE GIRLS HEAD LOOKS LIKE IT'S OUTTA' PLACE ON HER BODY... FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 24, 2018 09:56 AM (7AQC5)

61 I definitely would like to do a Houston moron meet up.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 09:56 AM (zzUT1)

62 The 'more innocent' times

Posted by: Carpe Manana at August 24, 2018 09:56 AM (PbH71)

63 My mom has been blackmailing me with those for decades, mean old crone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 09:51 AM (34bu1)

It just ain't right.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 09:56 AM (NWiLs)

64 coppertone would probably go to jail for their commercials these days.

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:57 AM (dPd5y)

65 THAT RACIST LITTLE WHITE GIRLS HEAD LOOKS LIKE IT'S OUTTA' PLACE ON HER BODY... FOADDY-FI!!!
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Photo shopped?

Posted by: Manet at August 24, 2018 09:57 AM (vbJig)

66 Irish Lol, we're so excited when they do their first this or that, until their teens!

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:57 AM (dPd5y)

67 Flash Horde Poll... how many people in the general populace would consider that picture in a sexual way???

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 09:58 AM (DpEis)

68 53 Some of the best porn shows very little of the usual.

Sexual excitement is all in the brain derived from what's received by the eyes.

Any good hooker or pole dance will tell you that promises are sexier than exposure.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018

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True. In my, ah, entertainment cruises around the 'Net, I find a knowing smile that suggests "I'm gonna do such things to you when I get you home --!" on a pretty face to be as exciting as bare breasts. (Well, okay, almost. But the right smile raises the sexy quotient by 200%.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 09:58 AM (CTtdn)

69 Aw if this was 10 years ago and I still lived in Hoboken I would have come! Anyone want a center PA meet up?

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at August 24, 2018 09:58 AM (xU7mE)

70 "And now apparently Turnbull is going to resign his seat and maybe put his entire party's control of Parliament in jeopardy, just out of spite for them not doing what he said. What a piece of shit, at least he's finished in politics.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 09:46 AM (V2Yro)"

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Australia has just as poisonous MSM as America and from now on Malcolm Turnbull will be invited on all the shows to spew hate at the very party that made his dream come true of being chosen as the Prime Minister. From now on he will be the go-to guy for a negative comment when needed on Australian politics.

Posted by: Decaf at August 24, 2018 09:59 AM (KN1xl)

71 Sooooo....I missed an opportunity to meet Bluebell and Weasel ?

Duh

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 09:59 AM (8RFB3)

72 43 Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 09:50 AM (NWiLs)

That has actually happened.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (nwORd)

I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 09:59 AM (NWiLs)

73 Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular than Trump's tax cuts. Not a good sign for November.


Heh.

Posted by: Eddie Walenski at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (yQpMk)

74 52 45 Cute kid. Wish she had more clothes on so I wouldn't feel all skeevy.
_______________________________________

If I had a nickel for everytime I said that. . .
Posted by: Jon Podesta at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (vbJig)

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You'd probably be broke...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (+F0Wk)

75
Every Silver Lining Has A Dark Cloud - a limerick

Ah, the great joy of puppies and babies
Is the hopefulness, ifs ands and maybes.
Embrace it. Don't fear it.
It'll lift up your spirit
(Unless the damn dog gives her rabies!)

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (m45I2)

76 off sticky sock

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (yQpMk)

77 The kid is cute and so is the dog.
I'm angry that I can't look at a pretty painting like this without my mind automatically wondering if the artist was a secret perv though.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (CE6iV)

78 Let's have a Moron Meetup on the Gulf Coast. But let's wait until the weather gets cooler. Say, November or December.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (CTtdn)

79 Some of the best porn shows very little of the usual.

Sexual excitement is all in the brain derived from what's received by the eyes.

Any good hooker or pole dance will tell you that promises are sexier than exposure.
Posted by: jakee308


Exactly.
A promise to get laid is actually better than getting laid.

Posted by: White Knights Everywhere!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (TUUTu)

80
The commie government of Spain just decided to exhume Francisco Franco's remains, because they "can't allow symbols that divide Spaniards".

In other words, Francisco Franco is NOT still dead.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (veoSD)

81 73 Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular than Trump's tax cuts. Not a good sign for November.


Heh.
Posted by: Eddie Walenski at August 24, 2018 10:00 AM (yQpMk)

So... Fox is trolling now, joinng Drudge....

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (DpEis)

82 It's the fisticuffs that make politics fun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 09:47 AM (34bu1)

That and the make-up sex.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (9BLnV)

83 Inspiration for the coppertone print ads.

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (gmo/4)

84 Let's have a Moron Meetup on the Gulf Coast. But let's wait until the weather gets cooler. Say, November or December.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

>>I'd go to that, if I have the time.

Which is usually none.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (wmy8O)

85 I hate that the atmosphere today has caused me to avoid any interaction with a kid unless the parent is right there. And even then I keep it brief and definitely no contact. Not even a friendly pat on the head.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:02 AM (zzUT1)

86 Exactly.
A promise to get laid is actually better than getting laid.

Posted by: White Knights Everywhere!

And what universe do you live in?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 10:02 AM (9BLnV)

87 67 Flash Horde Poll... how many people in the general populace would consider that picture in a sexual way???
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 09:58 AM (DpEis)

How many federal prosecutors are there?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:02 AM (NWiLs)

88 The freaks and sickos have sucked the innocence out of everything.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:02 AM (mCMQ5)

89 I really like this both for the artistry and the subject matter. Elsley captures the innocence of a small child taking delight in a situation and the playfulness of the pup and the girl's reaction. You can almost hear the giggles. Perhaps a bit idealized but the pug is realsitic as is the background. A pleasant, enjoyable scene.

Posted by: JTB at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (V+03K)

90 Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (dPd5y)

EXACTLY! I didn't feel any arousal but the picture did make me feel like I was doing something wrong for appreciating it. The child depicted looks like a charmer and of course we've got a puppy for added cuteness.

A reminder of when we were younger and more happy times when we didn't know about all the bad things let alone worry about them.

And that's what that picture should inspire.

Unfortunately our "betters" have soiled all they touch.

I can't watch even my old movies anymore.

This painting makes a different statement NOW than it did when painted. Ain't that weird.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (nwORd)

91 41
Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular than Trump's tax cuts. Not a good sign for November.

Posted by: Eric Hartman at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM (ARdkE)

There are no internals given for that poll so it is worthless.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (mpXpK)

92 NR article on the non impeachment by dims. Does he even realize what the dim base would do if they don't impeach Trump ?? How do these guys get jobs writing such BS

Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (7rpiB)

93 Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular than Trump's tax cuts. Not a good sign for November.


Heh.
Posted by: Eddie Walenski



Who's trying to shit whom?

Cash in pocket vs outrageous deductibles?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (TUUTu)

94 I don'[t know if their are actually more perverts now, per capita or because we actually hear of them now.

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (dPd5y)

95 It was great fun, CBD. Thanks for organizing it. I'm sure that herding Morons is about the same as herding cats.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (qV72y)

96 5 Sure that isn't a Vargas painting?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 09:44 AM (mpXpK)

Everyone who thinks Vargas is underrepresented here, raise your hands.

Posted by: George LeS at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (59GGI)

97 I wish Houston had had a moron meet up when I was there. great people there but I guess they are shy.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2018 10:04 AM (zyg92)

98 The great American pin-up art. This one is by Pearl Frush.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7yjfdf5

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:04 AM (AKcpz)

99 Is that painting capturing some of the frolicking AT the Hoboken meetup?

Posted by: m at August 24, 2018 10:04 AM (CwOPz)

100 95 It was great fun, CBD. Thanks for organizing it. I'm sure that herding Morons is about the same as herding cats.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (qV72y)

Good Morning, Bluebell
It was great to meet you, your husband, AND Weasel all in one place!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (SGpFT)

101 willow: I think we just hear about them. in old days they would either keep to themselves or else wind up as Strange Fruit.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (zyg92)

102 Which is usually none.
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (wmy8O)
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Make the time. We had a lot of lurkers there last night. It really was fun to meet everyone.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (qV72y)

103 Disregarding the subject, this has a good Rockwell look to it.

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (dVAq+)

104 Awww...you got to meet bluebell. I'm jealous.

Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (LA9ih)

105 There are no internals given for that poll so it is worthless.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:03 AM (mpXpK)


That poll was covered yesterday over at Insty. It had a D 49 R 39 I 12 breakdown, so not representative. A crap poll commissioned in order to have articles written about it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (hLRSq)

106 But wait,isn't education already overrun with left wingers?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305645/

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (mCMQ5)

107 > The commie government of Spain just decided to exhume Francisco Franco's remains, because they "can't allow symbols that divide Spaniards".


Wonder if we can get a DNA sample? Imagine a genetically-engineered offspring made from a combination of Franco and Pinochet DNA.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 24, 2018 10:06 AM (TM5Iv)

108 Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular than Trump's tax cuts. Not a good sign for November.


From various Fox News polls that I've seen, I'm becoming more and more convinced that they're polling crack addicts.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:06 AM (jDF8P)

109 85 I hate that the atmosphere today has caused me to avoid any interaction with a kid unless the parent is right there. And even then I keep it brief and definitely no contact. Not even a friendly pat on the head.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018

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Many years ago, Kurt Russell, age 12 or so, guest-starred in an episode of The Man from U.N.C.L.E.. At the end, Robert Vaughn's Napoleon Solo gives Kurt a quick hug and ruffles his hair. When I saw it as a kid Kurt's age, I didn't think anything of it. Nobody complained that I ever heard of. But if a scene like that were to air or be in a movie today, we'd never hear the end of "The old guy is a perv!!! OMG!!!" comments.

Our culture is sick.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:06 AM (CTtdn)

110
Good Morning, Bluebell
It was great to meet you, your husband, AND Weasel all in one place!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (SGpFT)
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Hi RM! Wonderful to meet you too. Do be sure to let me know if you get down my way at Christmas.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (qV72y)

111 Her siblings later became famous as the Campbell's Soup kids.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (hLRSq)

112 --Dims take over
--Dims try impeachment
--Impeachment fails
--Dims riot
--Finally having an excuse, martial law
--Helicopter rides start

There may be an upside, folks...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (AM1GF)

113
Obamacare is more popular now because people are feeling good about the Trump economy. Welfare programs always poll better in booming economies.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (PtOP4)

114 "I miss my babies being babies. they were so not argumentative humans.
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 09:54 AM
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The trouble starts when they learn to talk. The key is not to teach them how.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (Ri0Ku)"

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Ha! They don't need to know how to talk, a look will do. When my oldest was eight months old, after a difficult day when she wouldn't sleep or eat, she looked at me accusingly and sobbed to my husband when he got home from work. It's a wonder I had more children.

Posted by: Decaf at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (KN1xl)

115 > Everyone who thinks Vargas is underrepresented here, raise your hands.

Huggybear from Starsky and Hutch? I though that actor spelled his name "Fargas".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (TM5Iv)

116 What are they going to do with Franco's remains,the Cromwell treatment?

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (mCMQ5)

117 Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular than Trump's tax cuts. Not a good sign for November.
Posted by: Eric Hartman at August 24, 2018 09:52 AM
There are no internals given for that poll so it is worthless.

That, and, remember about 47% of the public pays no income tax at all. So in any public opinion poll, you start off with 47% who don't give a damn about tax cuts and who are too stupid to realize that they're better off if the economy is better off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (V2Yro)

118 Fox News poll shows...

it's going to be an early night!

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (dVAq+)

119 Wish I'd been at the MoMe, just so I could say I was in Hoboken. Because, Hoboken.

When I was growing up out here in the wilds of the middle of the continent - Hoboken, Brooklyn, Hell's Kitchen, Forest Hills - were all familiar names to me - mostly thanks to Marvel comics. So much cooler that Ben Grimm and Peter Parker came from real places, not silly names like "Metropolis" or "Gotham".

I didn't know exactly how those places fit on a NYC map, but I knew they were real.

They are real... aren't they?

* goes for 2nd cup of coffee *

Posted by: mindful webworker - was at the Fair in '64 at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (rpAqR)

120 98 The great American pin-up art. This one is by Pearl Frush.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7yjfdf5
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018

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Hm! Very nice. Has a sort of South Pacific "Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" vibe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (CTtdn)

121 >it's going to be an early night!

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (dVAq+)


Walls are closing in!

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (sjdRT)

122 Make the time. We had a lot of lurkers there last night. It really was fun to meet everyone.
Posted by: bluebell

>>I'll see what I can do for November.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (wmy8O)

123 Some of the best porn shows very little of the usual.

Sexual excitement is all in the brain derived from what's received by the eyes.

Any good hooker or pole dance will tell you that promises are sexier than exposure.


Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (nwORd)


Which is why a picture like this -

https://tinyurl.com/y95nasfh

- is to me incredibly sexy as well as being a perfect representation of feminine perfection.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (kqsXK)

124 We had a lot of lurkers there last night. It really was fun to meet everyone.


******


So do the regular commenters sit at a table in the center of the room and converse, while the lurkers sit at the back of the room and keep their mouths shut?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (m45I2)

125 Darn I really wish I could make it to the Cali MoMe this weekend ..

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (S6dPn)

126
Which is usually none.
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018 10:01 AM (wmy8O)
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Make the time. We had a lot of lurkers there last night. It really was fun to meet everyone.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (qV72y)





That's one of the surprising things about MoMees. There are a LOT of lurkers out there, and it's not uncommon for the lurkers to outnumber the commenters at a meet.

*Gump hand wave at lurkers*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (veoSD)

127 Bluebell and Weasel are wonderful in person, aren't they??!! Glad you guys could get together. We may have to do a NoVA meet up in the fall, for the DC/Md/Va morons.

Posted by: moki at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (V+V48)

128 Hi RM! Wonderful to meet you too. Do be sure to let me know if you get down my way at Christmas.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (qV72y)

Will do!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (SGpFT)

129 Had a grand old time at Rifftrax Live last night. Loved the rifftrax style movie trivia before the show actually started, with background music that included Weird Al and They Might Be Giants.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (+F0Wk)

130 It's a wonder I had more children.
Posted by: Decaf at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM
~~~~~

LOL! Frequently told my youngest, "If I had you first, you'd be an only child."

Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (Ri0Ku)

131 "Gotham" wasn't exactly silly. and the TV series is pretty good

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (zyg92)

132 105 That poll was covered yesterday over at Insty. It
had a D 49 R 39 I 12 breakdown, so not representative. A crap poll
commissioned in order to have articles written about it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits
50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 10:05 AM (hLRSq)

I looked it up and found it on USA Today and they didn't give the internals. I see why they didn't give them. After the last election the weighting should have been 50-50. But they tilted in 10% in favor of the Democrats.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:09 AM (mpXpK)

133 Man, I'm jealous. The MoMeets are always so far away from me...then again, y'all stuck in Blue Hell probably need it more than those of us in saner lands!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (AM1GF)

134 The trouble starts when they learn to talk. The key is not to teach them how.


Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 09:55 AM (Ri0Ku)

This is wisdom....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (wYseH)

135 I'm quite sure the personified pig, Chris Stirewalt, had nothing to do with the poll.

Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (7rpiB)

136 So do the regular commenters sit at a table in the center of the room and converse, while the lurkers sit at the back of the room and keep their mouths shut?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (m45I2)
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Nope! We were all blabbermouths. Or maybe that was just me.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (qV72y)

137 When everyone suspects everyone else of something, sounds kind of Soviet, or maybe East Germany... in any event, not a hallmark of a free open society...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (DpEis)

138 Wolfus, here is the artist in her studio with model

https://retrorambling.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/116843_pf1.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (AKcpz)

139 Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (PtOP4)

Yep. When you have more, you are inclined to give more.

Sadly too many do so without restraint thus allowing parasites to flourish.

Everything has an extreme. You can give too little and be cruel and you can give too much and be taken advantage of.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (nwORd)

140 I'm too ugly for the meet-ups. I'll just scare everyone.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (uGHnY)

141 Our culture is sick."

Our culture passed sickness some time ago - and then it died. Now it's decomposing. Explanation for why there hasn't been a single piece of new music produced in about 25 years worth listening to, and no new art worth looking at for about 80 years and counting. That's what dead cultures look like.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (V2Yro)

142 News poll shows Obamacare is more popular than GOP tax law"

What was actually said... so not a surprise. Said poll was not an either/or.

Meh newz.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (6qErC)

143 What are they going to do with Franco's remains,the Cromwell treatment?
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (mCMQ5)

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Maybe they're just making sure he's still dead...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (+F0Wk)

144 Nope! We were all blabbermouths. Or maybe that was just me.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (qV72y)

So nobody ran to the door of the bar, shouted "NOOOD!" and then ran over to the bar across the street?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (AURKQ)

145 Bluebell and Weasel are wonderful in person, aren't they??!!

Posted by: moki

Go ahead.

Rub it in.

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 10:12 AM (8RFB3)

146 "We may have to do a NoVA meet up in the fall, for the DC/Md/Va morons."

Sign us up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2018 10:12 AM (wldC6)

147 Posted by: mindful webworker - was at the Fair in '64 at August 24, 2018 10:07 AM (rpAqR)

First time I was in Grand Central Station it was a trip. So many movies and TV shows that referenced it or had it in a scene . It was a little surreal.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:12 AM (zzUT1)

148 138 Wolfus, here is the artist in her studio with model

https://retrorambling.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/116843_pf1.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018

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And the artist looks a bit like Bettie Page! (I've got retro/"Fedora Lounge" on the brain this morning!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:12 AM (CTtdn)

149 I'm too ugly for the meet-ups. I'll just scare everyone.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (uGHnY)
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Oh BS. I guarantee you that everyone there last night is prepared to swear we are all 29 and beautiful.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (qV72y)

150

Major Strasser: How about New York?
Rick: Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (gmo/4)

151 144 Nope! We were all blabbermouths. Or maybe that was just me.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:10 AM (qV72y)

So nobody ran to the door of the bar, shouted "NOOOD!" and then ran over to the bar across the street?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018

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What, no Corgis?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (CTtdn)

152
140 I'm too ugly for the meet-ups. I'll just scare everyone.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (uGHnY)

Heh... the only way I ever meet another Hordster will be in the next life.....

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (DpEis)

153 Maybe they're just making sure he's still dead...

Posted by: No One of Consequence


Speaking of that...

Today is the 3rd anniversary of Buzzion's death.

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (8RFB3)

154 >Oh BS. I guarantee you that everyone there last night is prepared to swear we are all 29 and beautiful.



Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (qV72y)



*nods respectfully in blubell's direction*

Ma'am.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (sjdRT)

155 Fun fact - The child model used for this painting is Betty White.

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (gmo/4)

156 Hey there, bro!

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (qV72y)

157 149 I'm too ugly for the meet-ups. I'll just scare everyone.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 24, 2018 10:11 AM (uGHnY)
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Oh BS. I guarantee you that everyone there last night is prepared to swear we are all 29 and beautiful.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (qV72y)

Wait -

Aren't we???

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (SGpFT)

158 Pugs are such fun.


******


Youth In Asia - a limerick

The girl and the pup on the rug
Engaged in a War of the Tug
But I'm sorry my young friend
Your play time's at an end.
I'm afraid we must now pull the pug.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (m45I2)

159 I had not even heard of the Australian overthrow of Malcolm Turnbull til
someone mentioned it in the morning thread. Hooray! I don't follow
Aussie politics that closely, but I know that Turnbull was a liberal
wolf in Conservative sheep's clothing, who stabbed a real conservative
PM, Tony Abbott, in the back 3 years ago. And now apparently Turnbull
is going to resign his seat and maybe put his entire party's control of
Parliament in jeopardy, just out of spite for them not doing what he
said. What a piece of shit, at least he's finished in politics.

and their new PM has in large part known as an immigration hardliner who ran on a "stop the boats" campaign, sort of the Aussie "build the wall"
every first world country is getting fed up with this crap

Posted by: brak at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (VckGX)

160 155 Fun fact - The child model used for this painting is Betty White.
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (gmo/4)

The puppy model was Bea Arthur.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (AURKQ)

161 This is NOT by Pearl Frush but I think the Horde might appreciate as the lass needs to knit herself out of an awkward situation.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd53usbh

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (AKcpz)

162 Pug Muldoon... like it, has a nice ring....

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (DpEis)

163 Do you support tax cuts that benefit only billionaires or do you support Obamacare that benefits women, children, and puppies?

Posted by: CNN at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (gC2IV)

164 Oh BS. I guarantee you that everyone there last night is prepared to swear we are all 29 and beautiful.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (qV72y)

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Anybody get shivved?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (+F0Wk)

165 Aren't we???
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 24, 2018 10:14 AM (SGpFT)
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Of course we are! That's why we are all prepared to swear to it!

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (qV72y)

166 I can't go to a horde meet-up. I'm not friendly people.


Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (gmo/4)

167 Thinking back to the Gulf Coast MoMeetup idea, we could do in the beaches of the coast.

Gulf Shores or Pensacola are some good places.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (wmy8O)

168 Damn I wish I could have made the meetup last night.

Next time.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 24, 2018 10:16 AM (72PAC)

169 Fox probably questioned people walking on the sidewalk in front of their news building at 1211 Avenue of the Americas in NYC.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:16 AM (mpXpK)

170 It's a real Pug-of-War.

Posted by: Puns-R Us at August 24, 2018 10:16 AM (Zx6uT)

171 Eisenhorn? As in Ira? Aren't still on the lam in France you Unicorn Killer?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:17 AM (AKcpz)

172 In my, ah, entertainment cruises around the 'Net, I find a knowing smile that suggests "I'm gonna do such things to you when I get you home --!" on a pretty face to be as exciting as bare breasts.

Joan Blondell:

https://tinyurl.com/jbbwfjs

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:17 AM (kqsXK)

173 I can't go to a horde meet-up. I'm not friendly people.

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (gmo/4)
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Please don't say things like that. It's just not true. You're here, aren't you? I guarantee you, you would be among friends you just hadn't met yet.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:17 AM (qV72y)

174 That's an M1A1 Pug - SIR!

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:17 AM (gmo/4)

175
Speaking of that...

Today is the 3rd anniversary of Buzzion's death.

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 10:13 AM (8RFB3)






He'll be by later to tell us about the afterlife.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 10:17 AM (veoSD)

176 Youth In Asia"

The Dutch Healthcare system?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:17 AM (6qErC)

177 169 Fox probably questioned people walking on the sidewalk in front of their news building at 1211 Avenue of the Americas in NYC.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:16 AM (mpXpK)

Yeah, Fox is not The one... firstly a commercial enterprise... all else shakes out below that fact..

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (DpEis)

178 Is it better for ppl to now have a picture of the actual you after a mome or is it better to leave them with whatever portrait they've painted in their mind from your words over time?

I wonder if it would be better from my side? I have pictures built up from things said. The personal and anecdotal along with the political and topical.

Like when you read a book and have a picture in your head about the characters and then go watch a movie derived from the book. You can't go back to your original picture once you see a casting directors choices.

The one that stands out the most for me is Lord of the Rings.

My view of those characters was way off but I like mine better but now can't go back.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (nwORd)

179

Our culture is sick.

And there's the cue to drag out Bessie Teh Dead Horse for a good whompin' on again...

22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."

23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art."

24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press.

25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.


The degradation of our culture was planned and executed by our enemies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (HaL55)

180 Behold: Double-digit IQs and dishwashers.

https://is.gd/IZvngH

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (AM1GF)

181 The Tragedy of Feminism:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_8hLQmfudM

Perhaps some day we will find a cure for this disfiguring disease.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 24, 2018 10:19 AM (TM5Iv)

182 Eisenhorn? As in Ira? Aren't still on the lam in France you Unicorn Killer?
Deny.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 24, 2018 10:19 AM (uGHnY)

Posted by: Oxy-Cotton Hill at August 24, 2018 10:19 AM (7HtZB)

184 ;-D

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:19 AM (gmo/4)

185 Do you support tax cuts that benefit only billionaires or do you support Obamacare that benefits women, children, and puppies?

Posted by: CNN at August 24, 2018 10:15 AM (gC2IV)


Tax cuts for billionaires means more Bat-gadgets for Batman.

Posted by: Batman, billionaire at August 24, 2018 10:19 AM (hLRSq)

186 The one that stands out the most for me is Lord of the Rings.

My view of those characters was way off but I like mine better but now can't go back.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (nwORd)
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I'm a Hobbit. Not sure if that's how you pictured me.


Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:20 AM (qV72y)

187
Is it better for ppl to now have a picture of the actual you after a mome or is it better to leave them with whatever portrait they've painted in their mind from your words over time?

Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (nwORd)







Meh. I'm a LOT funnier and more talkative online than I am in person. But I love the opportunity to meet you jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 10:21 AM (veoSD)

188 Youth in Asia- Pull the Pug.


Get it?

Geez, where's BEN ROETHLISBERGER when you need him.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:21 AM (m45I2)

189 185 One of the few good things about the Justice League movie Flash asks Batman "So what's your super power?"and Batman just deadpans "I'm rich."

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:21 AM (mCMQ5)

190 My view of those characters was way off but I like mine better but now can't go back."

Nah. Of course, I read them back in the... never mind. So cemented that I'm still jarred by PJ's images.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:21 AM (6qErC)

191 I'm a Hobbit. Not sure if that's how you pictured me.




Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:20 AM (qV72y)


You write taller on the internet.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 10:21 AM (hLRSq)

192

Speaking of that...

Today is the 3rd anniversary of Buzzion's death.



Outstanding! It's time for another wake. I hope buzzion doesn't ruin it again with all that banging and yelling from inside the casket. Completely drowned out the pastor last time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2018 10:22 AM (HaL55)

193 167 Thinking back to the Gulf Coast MoMeetup idea, we could do in the beaches of the coast.

Gulf Shores or Pensacola are some good places.
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018

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Which is why I suggested waiting for cooler weather. The beaches won't be as crowded, and you won't feel you're being roasted or stewed to death.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:23 AM (CTtdn)

194 Instead of Prince Albert in a can, the Horde has Buzzion in a casket.

We can't have good things...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:23 AM (AKcpz)

195 You write taller on the internet.


She's standing on a shivved corpses.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2018 10:23 AM (yQpMk)

196 My kind not welcome at a mo- mee, pretty sure of that...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:23 AM (DpEis)

197 The one that stands out the most for me is Lord of the Rings.



My view of those characters was way off but I like mine better but now can't go back.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (nwORd)

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I'm a Hobbit. Not sure if that's how you pictured me.







Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:20 AM (qV72y)

I pictured Bluebell has a 29 year old lady who wears baseball caps with earrings and drive a dually pickup.

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:23 AM (gmo/4)

198 Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular than Trump's tax cuts. Not a good sign for November.


Recent polls have shown that most polls are bullshit.

It's going to be an early night......

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2018 10:24 AM (LUyqH)

199 Pensacola, the Horde can tromp through the Museum of Naval Aviation and then pester the Armaments Museum at Eglin AFB.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:24 AM (AKcpz)

200 So Pale Moon completely refuses to access tiny URL this morning. No option to override the usual (unwarranted) security warning. But IE will open tiny URL without a peep.

sock-rat-eze is right.

Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:24 AM (LA9ih)

201 Instead of Prince Albert in a can, the Horde has Buzzion in a casket.

We can't have good things...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)


On second thought, perhaps it's best I don't meet the Horde in real life. It would pale disappointingly in comparison to our versions in blog reality...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:25 AM (AM1GF)

202 Behold: Double-digit IQs and dishwashers.


It's not nice to pick on high school dropouts.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:25 AM (TUUTu)

203 Meh. I'm a LOT funnier and more talkative online than I am in person. But I love the opportunity to meet you jackwagons.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

>>I'm a bit shy meeting new people because of my time in school, but I do warm up to people quickly when I know them.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at August 24, 2018 10:25 AM (wmy8O)

204 My kind not welcome at a mo- mee, pretty sure of that...

Posted by: kraken


It would help if you'd quit trying to drag ships to the ocean floor.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:25 AM (AM1GF)

205 My view of those characters was way off but I like mine better but now can't go back.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 10:18 AM (nwORd)
~~~~~

I'm an Amazon, daughter of Ares and Harmonia. Most people who meet me are surprised, probably due to my nic.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 10:26 AM (Ri0Ku)

206 Recent polls have shown that most polls are bullshit.

65% of percentages are made up.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:26 AM (jDF8P)

207 172 In my, ah, entertainment cruises around the 'Net, I find a knowing smile that suggests "I'm gonna do such things to you when I get you home --!" on a pretty face to be as exciting as bare breasts.

Joan Blondell:

https://tinyurl.com/jbbwfjs
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018

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That's more like it. Or some Myrna Loy, perhaps.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (CTtdn)

208 Many people are surprised to find that I do not make limericks in day-to-day conversation.



And by 'many people' I mean the lady at the counter at the Quik-ee Mart

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (m45I2)

209 Sorry I missed the MMU. Traveling again. Maybe next time. Hope their was no foolishness. Or at least someone has pictures.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (gpQ2A)

210

I'm an Amazon, daughter of Ares and Harmonia. Most people who meet me are surprised, probably due to my nic.


Your dad was a harmonica?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (HaL55)

211 I'm an Amazon, daughter of Ares and Harmonia. Most people who meet me are surprised, probably due to my nic.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 10:26 AM (Ri0Ku)
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I was surprised you were only 6'5" tall. I thought you be a lot taller.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (Xntz6)

212 30 Posted by: jakee308 at August 24, 2018 09:49 AM (nwORd)

Ummm, interesting hash you've got there...

Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (UnA8+)

213 Amazonian or Junoesque?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (AKcpz)

214 heh Muldoon, would your little patients be surprised if you broke out in limericks or song?

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)

215 Behold: Double-digit IQs and dishwashers.


Be careful on that link. Malwarebytes gave me a phishing warning on it.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (jDF8P)

216 171 Eisenhorn? As in Ira? Aren't still on the lam in France you Unicorn Killer?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)



Ah yes, one of the architect's of Earth Day. Currently pining his heels in a Fed Pen somewhere for murdering his girlfriend and stuffing her corpse in a wooden trunk in his apartment. A real Social Justice Warrior and modern day Environmentalist. Also, a stone cold killer but whatev's!! SOCIAL JUSTICE@!!!! or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (LUyqH)

217 anyway as we are off topic I want a new nic , help me, (but be nice please)

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)

218 #197 - was I close Bluebell?

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (gmo/4)

219 After November, 2016 why on earth would anyone lend credence to a LSM poll?

Yes, I lump FOX in with the rest of 'em.

Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (LA9ih)

220

IF SOME OF YOU RACIST, SISTER HUMPIN' TRUMP DEPLORABLES SET UP A MOME IN NASHVILLE,, I'LL HOP ON MY BROOM AND COME BY TO HECKLE Y'ALL ,, FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (7AQC5)

221 >>Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular than Trump's tax cuts. Not a good sign for November.


Well, duh. Obamacare is free and tax cuts need to be payed for.

See, anyone can do AOCeconomics.

Posted by: Roy at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (s0mEx)

222
This brat should be shackled to a thread machine at the mill. Little one-percenter with all her leisure time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (aOimn)

223 I admit I'm a fan
of huge tracts of land
that could use their own zoning committees,

but a devilish smile
will beat by a mile
a pic of some tig 'ol bitties.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (AURKQ)

224 Be careful on that link. Malwarebytes gave me a phishing warning on it.

Posted by: tu3031


Huh. I run Malwarebytes on this machine and got no warning. But then I block ads and scripts like mad, so it's probably ad-server delivered crap.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (AM1GF)

225 Oh gody.

Facebook has notified me that due to my selecting the 'Delete Account' option 12 days ago, that if I don't do anything, my facebook account will be permanently deleted in two days.

Come-on Sunday...can't wait.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2018 10:29 AM (wldC6)

226 Do you support tax cuts that benefit only billionaires or do you support Obamacare that benefits women, children, and puppies?

Posted by: CNN

>>Thanks LBJ for bringing 1.5% of the people out of poverty.

Posted by: Commiforna at August 24, 2018 10:30 AM (wmy8O)

227 Boulder t'hobo #131: "Gotham" wasn't exactly silly. and the TV series is pretty good

Heh. Gotham in the late '50s early '60s was pretty silly.

Quick, Robin, get Ace the Wonder Dog in the Bat-Glider and we'll stop Bat-Mite from turning everyone into balloons.

You won't see classics like that one on "Gotham" the dark modern tv show.

Posted by: mindful webworker - saw Blue Man Group in the 80s at August 24, 2018 10:30 AM (rpAqR)

228 So Hollywood is remaking "Bewitched" and making the lead character a single black mom because of course

Posted by: brak at August 24, 2018 10:30 AM (VckGX)

229 #220 is too comprehensible. Must be a sock.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:30 AM (AKcpz)

230 217 anyway as we are off topic I want a new nic , help me, (but be nice please)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)


Uh... weeping?? other than that... how about flounder???

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (DpEis)

231 If I ever go to a Moron Meat-Up I will bring my lovely wife. She is much more personable than me and can serve as a certified "Muldoon-to-English" translator.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (m45I2)

232 Mark David Chapman denied parole for the tenth time.

Imagine there's no parole boards...

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (jDF8P)

233 anyway as we are off topic I want a new nic , help me, (but be nice please)

Posted by: willow


We have a topic?

And don't look at me for nics, I had a sock accident eight years ago and decided to roll with it...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (AM1GF)

234 Or some Myrna Loy, perhaps.

By your command:

https://tinyurl.com/y8clxrqd

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (kqsXK)

235 217 anyway as we are off topic I want a new nic , help me, (but be nice please)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)

diskussionsfadenkiller.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (UnA8+)

236 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Roman Polanski *Now with LIfetime Achievement Award* at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (xBSm0)

237 Stefan Karl Stefansson, the actor who played Robbie Rotten on kid's show LazyTown, dead of cancer at age 43.


Guy was a helluva performer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (oVJmc)

238 @ willow.

Take "F-5" as your new nic.

It'll be refreshing!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (QzJWU)

239 #197 - was I close Bluebell?
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (gmo/4)
---------

Let's see. I wear earrings every day, so check. Last time I wore a baseball cap was about 6 weeks ago when I went to a Nats/Red Sox game (it was a Red Sox cap, of course), so check. And, if I have to, I will occasionally drive my son's '98 Ranger. Close enough?

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (qV72y)

240 188 Youth in Asia- Pull the Pug.


Get it?

Geez, where's BEN ROETHLISBERGER when you need him.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:21 AM (m45I2)

Probably hanging out somewhere with Michael Vick

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (AURKQ)

241 kraken we already have a flounder I believe. weeping is too close to me, so no.

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (dPd5y)

242 232 Mark David Chapman denied parole for the tenth time.

Imagine there's no parole boards...

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (jDF8P)

I'd support parole just because it would cause Lefties to lose their shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (4ErVI)

243 jim LOL

Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (dPd5y)

244 My wife's 86-year-old mother is in the hospital recovering from an electrolyte imbalance. Missus Muldoon wanted suggestion for something nice to send her from the balloon store. I suggested "Congrats on Your New Baby!"


Fortunately for me my wife finds that sort of thing amusing.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (m45I2)

245 Now we got a jet fighter posting, the Northrop F-5 Freedom Fighter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (AKcpz)

246 Willow, why do you want a new nic? Yours is legendary!

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (qV72y)

247 241 kraken we already have a flounder I believe. weeping is too close to me, so no.
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (dPd5y)

I got it... Moonbeam... or maybe Luna...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (DpEis)

248 Is that F-5 as in tornado, or F5 as in hotkey to reload page?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (AM1GF)

249 No willow you can't change your nic.

You're a blog meme so you're stuck with it. It's a burden you have to bear.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (4ErVI)

250 200
So Pale Moon completely refuses to access tiny URL this morning. No
option to override the usual (unwarranted) security warning. But IE will
open tiny URL without a peep.

sock-rat-eze is right.


Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:24 AM (LA9ih)


My Pale Moon assesses it fine. Make sure your blocking software like Noscript has Pale Moon not blocked.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (mpXpK)

251 So Hollywood is remaking "Bewitched" and making the lead character a single black mom because of course

I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)

252 Lol Hikaru, can you see me trying to spell that before coffee or after a glass of wine?

Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (dPd5y)

253 Guessing that yesterday's flaming skull has gone out

Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (7rpiB)

254 Ozerocare was never popular. Someone is a data manipulating lying son of a bitch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (7jTtI)

255 My wife's 86-year-old mother is in the hospital recovering from an electrolyte imbalance. Missus Muldoon wanted suggestion for something nice to send her from the balloon store. I suggested "Congrats on Your New Baby!"


Fortunately for me my wife finds that sort of thing amusing.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (m45I2)
-----------

You and my husband would get along just fine.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (qV72y)

256 I want a new nic

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)



Just out of curiousity, willow, why do you want a new nic. The one you have now has become a part of the lexicon here.

Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (LA9ih)

257 My wife's 86-year-old mother is in the hospital recovering from an electrolyte imbalance. Missus Muldoon wanted suggestion for something nice to send her from the balloon store. I suggested "Congrats on Your New Baby!"

Fortunately for me my wife finds that sort of thing amusing.
Posted by: Muldoon


She needs to either cut back on the Brawndo or mainline it, depending...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (AM1GF)

258 I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)

"Pencil"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (AURKQ)

259 "Missus Muldoon wanted suggestion for something nice to send her from the balloon store. I suggested "Congrats on Your New Baby!"

I'm partial to those photos of the roadkill on the side of the road.

With the "Get Well Soon" balloon tied to its bloated and rigid leg.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2018 10:34 AM (wldC6)

260
Your dad was a harmonica?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2018 10:27 AM (HaL55)

An harmonica!

Posted by: Charles Emerson Winchester, III at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (+F0Wk)

261 bluebell yeah the legendary has become old . I want to be my own person!

Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (dPd5y)

262 251 I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)

"Thimble"?

Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (UnA8+)

263 FAIR
@FAIRImmigration
Accused Mollie Tibbetts Killer Demands He Not Be Called an 'Illegal Alien'

-
So there!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (YxzeR)

264 251 So Hollywood is remaking "Bewitched" and making the lead character a single black mom because of course

I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)


Heh... smart mouth mom with a smart mouth kid... big improvement over Elizabeth Montgomery... sheesh...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (DpEis)

265 So Hollywood is remaking "Bewitched" and making the lead character a single black mom because of course

If she's not married to a mortal, it's not 'Bewitched.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (oVJmc)

266 Now that I read IrishEi is a 6 foot Amazon, I am glad I did not go to the MoMe. That would have been pretty much the last nail in my heart.

Here's another Myrna Loy picture:

https://tinyurl.com/ycvdvft8

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (kqsXK)

267 anyway as we are off topic I want a new nic , help me, (but be nice please)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)

The Artist Formerly Known As Willow?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (+F0Wk)

268 "Thimble"?

Needle ?

Bug F****r ?






































Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (8RFB3)

269 I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.

Nah. Chinese. Make them work for it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (oVJmc)

270 Some people who know me probably think I'm hopelessly old fashioned since I prefer older books, music, art, am not on any social media, seldom have my smart phone on me and would prefer a flip phone anyway, dropped cable TV and similar streaming services, don't know how to text, and many other things.

But I can look at today's painting and smile at a charming scene of childhood innocence while they would be concerned about child pron. Guess which way is more pleasant as a way of life.

Posted by: JTB at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (V+03K)

271 "FAIR
@FAIRImmigration
Accused Mollie Tibbetts Killer Demands He Not Be Called an 'Illegal Alien'

-
So there!"

So I guess 'white hispanic' would cause issues too?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (wldC6)

272 Bewitched as a single black mom? Well that certainly ruins Thorne's original story not to mention I Married A Witch.

Before Elizabeth Montgomery there was Veronica Lake.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (AKcpz)

273 251 So Hollywood is remaking "Bewitched" and making the lead character a single black mom because of course


Nancy Pelosi is supposed to play Endora.

Posted by: Roy at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (s0mEx)

274 232
Mark David Chapman denied parole for the tenth time.

Imagine there's no parole boards...

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:31 AM (jDF8P)


Years ago Leno had a joke relating to Cali's weird finances- where we fly 3 people up to Sacramento every two years just to decide if Manson gets parole.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (q1VoB)

275 Wait, I thought Weasel and Bluebell were my neighbors? Why in the world would they go to NJ? Yikes.

Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (nRWPy)

276 I actually think I like this f5, simple and truish

Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (dPd5y)

277 251 So Hollywood is remaking "Bewitched" and making the lead character a single black mom because of course

I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)

They'll have to change the theme song lyrics:

Shaft! Are you capable of comprehending it?

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (RD7QR)

278 262 251 I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)

"Thimble"?
Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (UnA8+)

And, " White Men Can't Jump"... needs to be added... of course...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (DpEis)

279 anyway as we are off topic I want a new nic , help me, (but be nice please)

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)


You don't like "willow" any more?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM (kqsXK)

280 244 My wife's 86-year-old mother is in the hospital recovering from an electrolyte imbalance. Missus Muldoon wanted suggestion for something nice to send her from the balloon store. I suggested "Congrats on Your New Baby!"


Fortunately for me my wife finds that sort of thing amusing.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (m45I2)

That's exactly the kind of thing I would do.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (NWiLs)

281 Vic @ 250

Thank you for the tip. What you said makes sense since I can access TinyURL through PaleMoon on the tablet. I don't even know what blocking software my son has on this computer. (It's a screaming gamer's computer he gave me.) I'll call him.`

Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (LA9ih)

282 I can refreshed or be a tornado depending on the day.

Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (dPd5y)

283 #197 - was I close Bluebell?

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (gmo/4)

---------



Let's see. I wear earrings every day, so check. Last time I wore a
baseball cap was about 6 weeks ago when I went to a Nats/Red Sox game
(it was a Red Sox cap, of course), so check. And, if I have to, I will
occasionally drive my son's '98 Ranger. Close enough?





Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (qV72y)

WOW I'm FRIGGIN' CLAIRVOYANT! Let me at them lotto numbers!


Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (gmo/4)

284 anyway as we are off topic I want a new nic , help me, (but be nice please)


Tired of people asking if your last name is Ufgood?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (IcT7t)

285 Absolutely the best Myrna Loy picture ever:

https://tinyurl.com/y8s4hbpq

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (4ErVI)

286 265 So Hollywood is remaking "Bewitched" and making the lead character a single black mom because of course

If she's not married to a mortal, it's not 'Bewitched.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2018 10:35 AM (oVJmc)


Apparently she marries or lives with Darrin, a white guy who is an slacker.
Imagine that.

Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (nRWPy)

287 Bitch who falsely accused men of raping her smirks and rolls her eyes while they make victim impact statemnts.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305646/

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (mCMQ5)

288 JT #153: ...3rd anniversary of Buzzion's death.

Apparently I have a 48-month memory. How did that happen again?

I remember when Fen eliminated ... grammie winger? Okay, I remember the circumstance... sort of...

I can feel my mind going, Dave... Daiiiisy... Daiiiiisyyyy....

Posted by: mindful webworker - who am I again? at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (rpAqR)

289 251 So Hollywood is remaking "Bewitched" and making the lead character a single black mom because of course

I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)

"Stub."

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (NWiLs)

290 And how are my white people today? AWESOME as always, I hope!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (jDF8P)

291 Needle ?

Bug F****r ?

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 10:36 AM (8RFB3)

"Speck".

Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (UnA8+)

292 Mary, it's recycled and used, not me anymore, so f5 I think is alright

Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (dPd5y)

293 Speaking of Bewitched, I always thought Sargent York was a Dick.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (m45I2)

294 The last repop of Bewitched was a piece of crap thanks to a bad script and that asshole Will Ferrell. They don't need to make another one.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (mpXpK)

295 234 Or some Myrna Loy, perhaps.

By your command:

https://tinyurl.com/y8clxrqd
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018

*
*
MPPPP, I was looking at exactly that one a few minutes ago. I should have posted it for you.

(The young James Stewart once said that his ambition in life was to marry Myrna Loy. One can understand that.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (CTtdn)

296 If a moron meet up ain't within 10 miles from my house it doesn't concern me.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (zzUT1)

297 It's technically beautiful, but it seems sordid, so thumbs down, sorry.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (/qEW2)

298 Dagny, my husband and I were moving our daughter to Manhattan (help me, lord) so it worked out well for us to come to the MoMe.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (qV72y)

299 anyway as we are off topic I want a new nic , help me, (but be nice please)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)

--------

Don't make huge change. Maybe just go with another type of tree.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (34bu1)

300 217 anyway as we are off topic I want a new nic , help me, (but be nice please)
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM (dPd5y)

I'm kind of used to 'willow' but if makes you happy...

The Artist Formerly Known as Willow
Threadkilla
The Larch
Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds
Puppies
(I like puppies)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (bcbK8)

301 Nah. Chinese. Make them work for it.
_____________________________________

Hey! Hey! This is library!

*excessive gunplay and kung fu ensures*

Posted by: Asian John Shaft at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (vbJig)

302 "Stub."

Posted by: Insomniac


*******


Crap! You owe me a new monitor.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (m45I2)

303 Wolliw

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (zzUT1)

304 Whift Shaft movie?

IKEA U

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (AKcpz)

305 200 So Pale Moon completely refuses to access tiny URL this morning. No option to override the usual (unwarranted) security warning. But IE will open tiny URL without a peep.

sock-rat-eze is right.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:24 AM (LA9ih)

===============

Pale Moon's on the downward slide IMHO. It complains if you have the temerity to run NoScript now as well.

Posted by: Jackal at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (KQJxh)

306 297 It's technically beautiful, but it seems sordid, so thumbs down, sorry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (/qEW2)

Yeah, I'm not really into pictures of naked children.
Same reason I couldn't read much of Henry Darger's output.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (bcbK8)

307 So Hollywood is remaking "Bewitched" and making the lead character a single black mom because of course

I want a remake of "Shaft" with a white guy.


Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:33 AM (jDF8P)

Super Fly --> Super WASP

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (gmo/4)

308 My apology.
Damn !!

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (q1VoB)

309 Blanco, i've never actually been asked that!

ok f5 is out now, there is a twitter f5, so i'd be stealing someone elses stuff.

Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (dPd5y)

310 Apparently I have a 48-month memory. How did that happen again?

I remember when Fen eliminated ... grammie winger? Okay, I remember the circumstance... sort of...

I can feel my mind going, Dave... Daiiiisy... Daiiiiisyyyy....

Posted by: mindful webworker - who am I again?


buzzion was Fen's first victim. The blog has lived in fear of the Mistress of the One Finger Death Stroke ever since.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (AM1GF)

311 So instead of " willowed" we gotta go with " f5'ed".... I dunno...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (DpEis)

312 #197 - was I close Bluebell?
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:28 AM
~~~~~

Spot on! Except you forgot the tats.

And piercings.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (Ri0Ku)

313 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (q1VoB)

Steve_in_Barrel

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (NWiLs)

314 Nice recap Steve.

TO THE BARREL!!!

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (8ikIW)

315 Uh oh.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (4ErVI)

316 Sweet.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (/tuJf)

317 Damn, Steve...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (bcbK8)

318 sigh

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (dPd5y)

319 Steve in SoCal, say hi to your bestest and newest bud - The Barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (AKcpz)

320 Got some illegals working on the house next door. Got my protection in case one of them decides to black out.

Posted by: Mississippi at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (LIhNq)

321 @FAIRImmigration

Accused Mollie Tibbetts Killer Demands He Not Be Called an 'Illegal Alien'




So I guess 'white hispanic' would cause issues too?

How about "wetback"?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (jDF8P)

322 298 Dagny, my husband and I were moving our daughter to Manhattan (help me, lord) so it worked out well for us to come to the MoMe.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:40 AM (qV72y)
I'm sorry?

Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (nRWPy)

323 woah steve

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:42 AM (dPd5y)

324 Apparently she marries or lives with Darrin, a white guy who is an slacker.
Imagine that.
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (nRWPy)

--------

It would be awesome if Darrin changed from a white guy to a Chinese guy in the middle of the movie, and none of the characters noticed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (34bu1)

325 kraken we already have a flounder I believe. weeping is too close to me, so no.
Posted by: willow at August 24, 2018 10:32 AM (dPd5y)

I got it... Moonbeam... or maybe Luna...
Posted by: kraken


Palomino!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (TUUTu)

326 294 The last repop of Bewitched was a piece of crap thanks to a bad script and that asshole Will Ferrell. They don't need to make another one.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2018

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To be fair, Ferrell was playing an a-hole. He did it to perfection. And Nicole, well, I'll watch her in anything (though there are exceptions), and she was charming and funny -- and even looks a bit like Elizabeth Montgomery.

Bewitched in its original form wouldn't, uh, fly today. Feminists would screech. "Patriarchy! The nerve -- telling Samantha she'd can't express herself through her magic!!!" Of course they screech at everything, but this would add to the din.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (CTtdn)

327 Joan Blondell:
https://tinyurl.com/jbbwfjs
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


The odd smile on that fellow's face (who was that again?) says, "Ehrm! I really need to 'adjust' myself iykwimaittyd."

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a guy thing at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (rpAqR)

328 Steve!

Posted by: m at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (CwOPz)

329 295 234 Or some Myrna Loy, perhaps.

By your command:

https://tinyurl.com/y8clxrqd
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018
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MPPPP, I was looking at exactly that one a few minutes ago. I should have posted it for you.

(The young James Stewart once said that his ambition in life was to marry Myrna Loy. One can understand that.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:39 AM (CTtdn)

I saw the second Thin Man movie recently (with Jimmy Stewart, in fact). There's a scene at the end where Myrna Loy gives William Powell a look that just makes you want to jump through the screen and scoop her up. Amazing.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (RD7QR)

330 ah, steve in so-cal.... management would like a word with you....

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (DpEis)

331 Tibbets killer is a liar, she hated white people, so im pretty sure she Never would have said that.

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (dPd5y)

332 White Shaft?

Pillar

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (zzUT1)

333 Bewitched in its original form wouldn't, uh, fly today. Feminists would screech. "Patriarchy! The nerve -- telling Samantha she'd can't express herself through her magic!!!" Of course they screech at everything, but this would add to the din.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (CTtdn)

Needs gratuitous shower scenes.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (NWiLs)

334 Palomino!
Posted by: rickb223

Any Palomino is a Pal of mine o

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (8ikIW)

335 Got some illegals working on the house next door. Got my protection in case one of them decides to black out.

I don't think a condom is going to help.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (IcT7t)

336
Okay,, I'll give it a go.

F 5 come to me,,, come to me F 5....

Nah,, just not the same somehow...


Posted by: Pot at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (7AQC5)

337 Oh, Steve.

Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (34bu1)

338 310 ok f5 is out now, there is a twitter f5, so i'd be stealing someone elses stuff.
Posted by: f 5 at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (dPd5y)

wilgerboom.

Get Boer with it.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (UnA8+)

339 slaps rick

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (dPd5y)

340 Whoopi Goldberg as Mrs. Kravitz.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (m45I2)

341 @FAIRImmigration

Accused Mollie Tibbetts Killer Demands He Not Be Called an 'Illegal Alien'

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FY Wetback NQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (TUUTu)

342 Super Fly >> Super Wasp

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (gmo/4)

343 slaps rick
Posted by: boring chic



Kinky.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (TUUTu)

344 Speaking of new nics, I think "Steve_in_Barrel" is now in play...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (AM1GF)

345 Wallow?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (NWiLs)

346 willow, try out Bertha, or Hildegarde...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (DpEis)

347 343 slaps rick
Posted by: boring chic



Kinky.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:44 AM (TUUTu)

Oooooo...got another one in ya?

Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (NWiLs)

348 Nancy Pelois as Mrs. Kravitz. And Bernie Sanders as her suffering husband.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (AKcpz)

349 Wallow?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (NWiLs)

Well...ow!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (wYseH)

350 The original Bewitched didn't even make sense to me as a kid. What was she doing with that doofus? At least Tony Nelson was attractive in a Ewing sort of way.

Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (nRWPy)

351 Wallow?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (NWiLs)

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"Swallow."

Could be a bird, could be, who knows what?

It has an air of mystery.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (34bu1)

352 apparently I missed the optimal breakfast window and now doggonity is on hunger strike

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (CE6iV)

353 Got some illegals working on the house next door. Got my protection in case one of them decides to black out.


March around your property line carrying an AR.
Every now and then yell out "Remember the Alamo!"

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (TUUTu)

354 Apparently she marries or lives with Darrin, a white guy who is an slacker.
Imagine that.
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:38 AM (nRWPy)

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To be honest, I'm a little surprised Darrin is still a guy. Would have expected Darlene instead.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (+F0Wk)

355 Nancy Pelois as Mrs. Kravitz. And Bernie Sanders as her suffering husband.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The JEF as Uncle Arthur

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (8ikIW)

356 How about Slappy?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (NWiLs)

357 Swillow....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (wYseH)

358 Hrmph. I'm sharing Insomniac's brainspace. Nothing good can come of that...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (AM1GF)

359 351 Wallow?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:45 AM (NWiLs)

-------

"Swallow."

Could be a bird, could be, who knows what?

It has an air of mystery.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:46 AM (34bu1)

African or European?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (NWiLs)

360 coppertone girl

Posted by: d9 at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (WX+x0)

361 Detroit 9000 >>>> Kennebunkport 100

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (gmo/4)

362 Broccoli > Imodium. It might be unpleasant but force yourself to eat it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (/qEW2)

363 Bewitched is dumb. Who watches that TV series and says to himself, "This needs to be a major motion picture."? On the blackcasting, fine by me; at least that ensures that vulgar, fatty McCarthy won't be starring.

Posted by: bear, balls, assymetrical, unserweiter at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (0XyIg)

364 'Byeee, Steve. Enjoy. I think someone left a couple of cold pieces of pizza down there.

Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (LA9ih)

365 thanks insomniac pfft.

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (dPd5y)

366 358 Hrmph. I'm sharing Insomniac's brainspace. Nothing good can come of that...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (AM1GF)

Not a good sign, no.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (NWiLs)

367 African or European?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:47 AM (NWiLs)

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Which one migrates with the coconuts?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (34bu1)

368 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM
~~~~~

AoS has a Thread Reader app. Who knew?

Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (Ri0Ku)

369 Willow trees are strong enough to bend

Never like the oak that lives in fear of the wind

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (IcT7t)

370 There is a movie that the idea for Bewitched must have come from,I Married a Witch.Veronica Lake is the witch,vavava voooom!


https://tinyurl.com/ycvdvft8

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (mCMQ5)

371 Pffter? Pfftrix?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (NWiLs)

372 Remake of I Dream of Jeanie with Lena Dunham as Jeanie.


Gonna need a bigger bottle...garbage can

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (8ikIW)

373 333 Bewitched in its original form wouldn't, uh, fly today. Feminists would screech. "Patriarchy! The nerve -- telling Samantha she'd can't express herself through her magic!!!" Of course they screech at everything, but this would add to the din.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (CTtdn)

Needs gratuitous shower scenes.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (NWiLs)

If she's cute, then sure.
If she looks like N.K. Jemison....hard pass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (bcbK8)

374 And Jeannie >> Samantha anyway.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (AM1GF)

375 370 Wrong link

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0034881/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (mCMQ5)

376 That actress in Dead Pool 2 have her play Samantha.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (AKcpz)

377 Apparently she marries or lives with Darrin, a white guy who is an slacker.

Imagine that.


Sound like every commercial on TV.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:48 AM (jDF8P)

378 Remember the convention, have to add "formerly known as" after your name for a month or three until people get used to it.

Been thinking about changing mine, too. Used it when all of us early Tea Party people were doing the Latin name thing like the Founders did with the Federalist Papers.

Now that the Cato Institute has become a raging dumpster fire, it has become an unfortunate association.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 24, 2018 10:49 AM (J+mig)

379

I THINK YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR NIC TO GOLLY-WOMPER

EM GOLLY-WOMPER FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 24, 2018 10:49 AM (7AQC5)

380 372: 20 yard roll-off box

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 10:49 AM (5XFKm)

381 Cotton Comes to Harlem >>>> Mayonnaise Comes to Grand Rapids

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:49 AM (gmo/4)

382 Now that the Cato Institute has become a raging dumpster fire, it has become an unfortunate association.

Posted by: Cato by Phone


Just switch to "Kato" and you're golden.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (AM1GF)

383 So I'm supposed to go to a party tonight so that a friend's (sorta) new neighbor's kid meets my kid and a couple of others so he knows someone at the high school they are all starting at on Monday. I got more particulars last night. Am I wrong to think this isn't going to go well since the kid's name is Kiernan?

Does that make me a bigot? Does that reek of progressive "naming?"

Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (nRWPy)

384 Blanco that was exactly why I had my nic in the first place.

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (dPd5y)

385 Late to the thread. Just got home to let WD out and switch vehicles. Now to drive to WA.

Great time in NJ last night. Those who have a chance to attend a MoMee shouldn't miss the opportunity. Lots of new faces (start commenting lurkers - we won't laugh at you much).
bluebell is every bit as nice in NJ as she is in VA. And CBD is much cooler and smarter than he seems!

Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (MVjcR)

386 381 Cotton Comes to Harlem >>>> Mayonnaise Comes to Grand Rapids
Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 10:49 AM (gmo/4)

Napoleon Dy-No-Mite!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (NWiLs)

387 The MoMe was great.
The getting up this AM not quite so much.
I expected to cruise in for an hour though due to excellent and intelligent company stayed till the last dog was hung.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (koNhm)

388 "The Wiz" with an all white cast.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (jDF8P)

389 In the new Bewitched, they should feature a cameo by Lindsey Graham as Uncle Arthur.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 10:51 AM (k1TUh)

390 199 Pensacola, the Horde can tromp through the Museum of Naval Aviation and then pester the Armaments Museum at Eglin AFB.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:24 AM (AKcpz)

I'm planning on doing that next year for vacation. I'd love to do a MoMe on vacation as well

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2018 10:51 AM (7HtZB)

391 I'm back. What I've missed?

Posted by: Commiforna at August 24, 2018 10:51 AM (GEaz5)

392 383 So I'm supposed to go to a party tonight so that a friend's (sorta) new neighbor's kid meets my kid and a couple of others so he knows someone at the high school they are all starting at on Monday. I got more particulars last night. Am I wrong to think this isn't going to go well since the kid's name is Kiernan?

Does that make me a bigot? Does that reek of progressive "naming?"
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (nRWPy)

Nah. Kiernan sounds pretentious and faggy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:51 AM (NWiLs)

393 Hey willow, I think "curious" is up for grabs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:51 AM (34bu1)

394 @willow

One more suggestion, from my wife's nickname: the shenanigator.

One who instigates shenanigans.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (bcbK8)

395 since the kid's name is Kiernan"

Well, that's Irish, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (6qErC)

396 Congrats on the MoMe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (5XFKm)

397 dagny just go with it, it helps the kid and yours for the intitial pain of moving away from old friends and having to find new ones.

kid cannot help his parents naming him silly names

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (dPd5y)

398 When will they blackcast the Flintstones?

I mean, after the discovery of Lucy, it is long overdue.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (vbJig)

399 The Wiz" with an all white cast.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (jDF8P)

Heh. Probably still would be claims of appropriation.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (zzUT1)

400 It's nice to see Teh Horde accenting the positive (and humorous) after the first couple of days this week. Those were bad grim.

But are we whistling past the graveyard?

Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (LA9ih)

401 The Whiz got a Golden Globe.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

402 growls at cicero

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (dPd5y)

403 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 24, 2018 10:41 AM (q1VoB)

As Jack Benny would say, "Well!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (kqsXK)

404 Remake of I Dream of Jeanie with Lena Dunham as Jeanie.


Gonna need a bigger bottle...garbage can
Posted by: Bruce


Oscar the Grouch stands poised to file a cease and desist order.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (TUUTu)

405 One of my earliest failures in life was not being able to teach myself to wiggle my nose like Samantha.


But I picked myself up, dusted myself off and reapplied myself.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (m45I2)

406 355 Nancy Pelois as Mrs. Kravitz. And Bernie Sanders as her suffering husband.
Posted by: Anna Puma

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Perfect. He looks like the annoying Old Guy Neighbor anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (CTtdn)

407 Nah. Kiernan sounds pretentious and faggy.

AKA "Swirley"

I guess it's better than 'Sue'.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (xBSm0)

408 The Armaments mmuseum is cool.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (5XFKm)

409
I always wanted to see a Bewitched episode where Samantha blinked up several well hung men for a gangbang and forces Darren to watch

Posted by: Bill Crystal Cuck at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (l3XXj)

410 The Whiz got a Golden Globe.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

Heh. I want so bad to explain these jokes like no one else gets them which of course they do.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (zzUT1)

411 Wait, I thought Weasel and Bluebell were my neighbors? Why in the world would they go to NJ? Yikes.
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:37 AM
~~~~~

Carpetbaggers.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (Ri0Ku)

412 The Whiz got a Golden Globe.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

---------------------------

It's #1 at the box office!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (+F0Wk)

413 405 One of my earliest failures in life was not being able to teach myself to wiggle my nose like Samantha.


But I picked myself up, dusted myself off and reapplied myself.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:53 AM (m45I2)

How often must Muldoon be reapplied?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (NWiLs)

414 I'm a Hobbit. Not sure if that's how you pictured me.




Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2018 10:20 AM (qV72y)


willow wants to willow willow?

I'm befuddled.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (hLRSq)

415 I guess I don't understand why an Irish name is bad. Are we all supposed to be Bob or John?

Posted by: bear, balls, assymetrical, unserweiter at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (0XyIg)

416 So do the regular commenters sit at a table in the center of the room and converse, while the lurkers sit at the back of the room and keep their mouths shut?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (m45I2)

Ha!!! That's sort of how I picture it.

Posted by: LASue at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (Z48ZB)

417 I always wanted to see a Bewitched episode where Samantha blinked up several well hung men for a gangbang and forces Darren to watch
Posted by: Bill Crystal Cuck at August 24, 2018 10:54 AM (l3XXj)


--------

"Mr. Tate, I had NO IDEA!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (34bu1)

418 Trumps tweets this morning pretty much corroborate what Giuliani spoke about and puts lie to those silly and ridiculous people saying, "hold tight Huber's got 1 million indictments ready to be rained down like a cleansing storm."


This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.


And...


Jeff Sessions is a disgraceful and amoral piece of shit.


In closing...


The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (NQuBd)

419 stayed till the last dog was hung.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (koNhm)
I thought my dad was the only one who used that phrase. Makes me happy to see it here.

Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (LA9ih)

420 Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular

******************

You can just fuck right the fuck off with that goat fucking bullshit all the way to fuck mountain and drown in the hot uranium filled mountain springs of go fuck yourself.

I tried signing for Obamacare once. ONCE. Literally the worst customer experience I've ever had in my fucking life, and I'm not even close to exaggerating. Next time I pay an insurance directly if it comes to that because no subsidy in the world was worth that nightmare.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (+dsLj)

421 How about "I Dream of JaQ'uisha"? We're going to need a bigger bottle!

Posted by: Hollywood at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (n6bs1)

422 Colonel Corgi Caller. I'm not a fan of my nic, but too many years and am not very creative.

Watching my own grandkid 'drunken midget' I want to thank you all for that name, my neighbors had a great laugh about the descriptor.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (MIKMs)

423 416 So do the regular commenters sit at a table in the center of the room and converse, while the lurkers sit at the back of the room and keep their mouths shut?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:08 AM (m45I2)

Ha!!! That's sort of how I picture it.

Posted by: LASue at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (Z48ZB)

-------

Then the troll rushes in, drops a steamer and runs out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (34bu1)

424 415. IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE OF COURSE THE MICK DOESN'T GET IT.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (fA1SL)

425 So do the regular commenters sit at a table in the center of the room
and converse, while the lurkers sit at the back of the room and keep
their mouths shut?

Does Bob From The NSA show up? Would you know if he did?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (jDF8P)

426 Joan Blondell:
https://tinyurl.com/jbbwfjs
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

The odd smile on that fellow's face (who was that again?) says, "Ehrm! I really need to 'adjust' myself iykwimaittyd."

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a guy thing at August 24, 2018 10:43 AM (rpAqR)


The fellow is character actor Guy Kibbee, and the photo is a posed publicity shot for Gold Diggers of 1933. I like it because of the "It'll only be once a year, but I'll screw you until you can't walk!" look on Blondell's face and also because I pretty much look like Kibbee IRL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (kqsXK)

427 Heh. I want so bad to explain these jokes like no one else gets them which of course they do.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


HEY! THAT'S MY JOB!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (AM1GF)

428 378 Remember the convention, have to add "formerly known as" after your name for a month or three until people get used to it.

Been thinking about changing mine, too. Used it when all of us early Tea Party people were doing the Latin name thing like the Founders did with the Federalist Papers.

Now that the Cato Institute has become a raging dumpster fire, it has become an unfortunate association.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 24, 2018

*
*
Maybe go with "Cato the Elder." I think he was the guy who ended every speech in the Roman Senate, no matter what the topic, with "And Carthage must be destroyed."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (CTtdn)

429 400

But are we whistling past the graveyard?
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 10:52 AM (LA9ih)

Well, probably... not a lot can be done about things, by us, so life goes on.... ( whistles a little bit of Bobby Mc Ferron...)

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (DpEis)

430 I guess I don't understand why an Irish name is bad."

We don't want the Irish.

c'mon, get with the program...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (6qErC)

431 Andorra is the madam.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 10:57 AM (5XFKm)

432 bear, maybe people are discomfited by different names, like my kid is yohanin or Yaakov, people feel you're different even though your just an averge joe kid with a parents lineage name?

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:57 AM (dPd5y)

433 400 It's nice to see Teh Horde accenting the positive (and humorous) after the first couple of days this week. Those were bad grim.
_____________________________________

Yeah. A real awful week. Trump was convicted. The stock market crashed. North Korea lobbed missiles into downtown Seattle. Hillary Clinton was installed as the president. Venezuela turned things around and purchased all of Manhattan. Fox News went dark after their ratings cratered. Every Republican Congress member resigned his seat. Rush Limbaugh came out as a left-handed tri-sexual African-Asian cross dressing muslim.

It was awful.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (vbJig)

434 Does Bob From The NSA show up? Would you know if he did?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (jDF8P)

---------------------------------

I'm pretty sure he shows up a couple hours early to prep the room.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (+F0Wk)

435 Tabitha is dating Bill Clinton and she's only five.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (34bu1)

436 I'm befuddled."

well, at least you're not...



bewitched.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (6qErC)

437 So long as I can trace a name to something with proper meaning, I'm cool with it. If it's just a bunch of syllables strung together because "it sounds good", well.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (AM1GF)

438 Trump Org. CEO granted immunity by Mueller.

Posted by: HA at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (MAstk)

439
196 My kind not welcome at a mo- mee, pretty sure of that...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:23 AM (DpEis)








I'm pretty sure we have some tentacle enthusiasts among Teh Horde.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (veoSD)

440 Does that make me a bigot? Does that reek of progressive "naming?"
Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM

Nah. Kiernan sounds pretentious and faggy."

eh, I've got nephews with young kids, nice people, nice families, and every name they come up with makes me wince. "Dekklan", sheesh. Millenials, go figure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (k1TUh)

441 Basset Hound race...I did not know this was a thing

https://youtu.be/SAEErtnSGhs

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (mCMQ5)

442 Bunch of syllables strung together?

Who let the Welsh in?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (AKcpz)

443 The Wiz" with an all white cast.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:50 AM (jDF8P)


Typical White people. The entire production will be based at a urinal with Whites taking a wiz. And they will pipe in wet dog smell into the theater.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (9BLnV)

444 I guess I don't understand why an Irish name is bad."

*****


Yeah!


Hey wait, even we Irish think Kiernan sounds kinda faggy.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (m45I2)

445 I do wonder how one goes from Robert to BOB (rob makes more sense)or Richard to Dick

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y)

446 willow needs a Welsh nic.... fun fact... Welsh was the language God ordained at the Tower of Babel....

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (DpEis)

447 Far less people have direct contact with Obamacare than the tax cuts so that skews any comparison. If I had to be honest, I haven't a clue whether I would like Obamacare or not because I don't deal with it. On an intellectual basis I know the cause and effect of Obamacare but my direct contact with it is nil.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 11:00 AM (zzUT1)

448 I want a new nic

Completely scramble things up by flipping your nic around and then swap the 'i' and 'o'. It'll be like you're a secret agent!

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 11:00 AM (TQyCa)

449 Maybe I'm overly sensitive about names; I have a preposterly WASPY name. Not quite Charles Emerson Winchester III, but not far off.

Posted by: bear, balls, assymetrical, unserweiter at August 24, 2018 11:00 AM (0XyIg)

450 I guess I don't understand why an Irish name is bad."

*****


Yeah!


Hey wait, even we Irish think "Kiernan" sounds kinda faggy.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:00 AM (m45I2)

451

I suggested "Congrats on Your New Baby!"


Plus a six-pack of Pedialyte.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2018 11:00 AM (HaL55)

452 He pleaded begged and assisted
but the nose to wriggling resistedHe picked it and poked itAnd damn nearly broke itLike (hic!) Hillary, Muldoon persisted

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 24, 2018 11:00 AM (fsDDz)

453 438 Trump Org. CEO granted immunity by Mueller.
Posted by: HA at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (MAstk)

--------

Bob Mueller's "Find A Crime", Episode 18

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (34bu1)

454 God awful formatting

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (fsDDz)

455 Seamus = James


Padraig = Patrick


Kiernan = Wimpy

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (m45I2)

456 So do the regular commenters sit at a table in the center of the room
and converse, while the lurkers sit at the back of the room and keep
their mouths shut?

Does Bob From The NSA show up? Would you know if he did?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (jDF8P)

The lurkers hang around outside the door wondering if they're worthy of going in.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (nBr1j)

457 bacl when I named my kids I was still a Lib
I got better

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (CE6iV)

458 No offense intended to any actual Kiernans.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (m45I2)

459 I do wonder how one goes from Robert to BOB (rob makes more sense)or Richard to Dick

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y)


Or from John to Jack.

Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (uiwCw)

460 437
So long as I can trace a name to something with proper meaning, I'm cool
with it. If it's just a bunch of syllables strung together because "it
sounds good", well.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (AM1GF)



Watch it !

Posted by: Mxlyplyx at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (ymnmz)

461 How about "I Dream of JaQ'uisha"? We're going to need a bigger bottle!
Posted by: Hollywood


Colt 45 Malt Liquor 40 oz.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (TUUTu)

462 Nah. Kiernan sounds pretentious and faggy.Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 10:51 AM (NWiLs)

That was my thinking.
My kid has been there everyday this summer for football work outs and practice and is going with most of his 8th grade class. It's always fine to know more people, it's me having to put up with progs for an evening that might give me a headache (from not eyerolling.)

Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (nRWPy)

463 willow needs a Welsh nic.

I'm disappointed. Welsh for willow is 'helyg'. I was hoping for something more along the lines of "Llanfair...etc. etc."

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (n/eZB)

464 willow, for the record, I really like your nic

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (CE6iV)

465 If you want to see the weakness of the Wiki model in action, look "Kiernan" up in wikipedia...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (AM1GF)

466 Mueller: "Building" a case.

If you have to build it, it ain't a case. It's a frame.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (vbJig)

467 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2018 10:58 AM (vbJig)

Don't pat me on the head and tell me everything's hunky-dory. I could post a laundry list of true disasters this week.

Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (LA9ih)

468 We don't want the Irish.
c'mon, get with the program...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM
~~~~~

😡

Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (Ri0Ku)

469 Charles to Chuck

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (5XFKm)

470 My Dedo's first name was Lazar. My cousins were named Damian and Dragan. I have uncles named Ivan and Leonid. What's wrong with Slavic names for boys? We are the rulers of Earth.

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (gmo/4)

471 I do wonder how one goes from Robert to BOB (rob makes more sense)or Richard to Dick

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y)

Or from John to Jack.
Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (uiwCw)

It's easy to go from Robert to Bob to Richard to Dick to John to Jack.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (+F0Wk)

472 Hmm. Willow trees are from the genus salix...Sally Salix?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (AM1GF)

473 459 I do wonder how one goes from Robert to BOB (rob makes more sense)or Richard to Dick

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y)

Or from John to Jack.
Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM (uiwCw)

Margaret to Peggy

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (CE6iV)

474 If you have to build it, it ain't a case. It's a frame."

Or shelves...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (6qErC)

475 438 Trump Org. CEO granted immunity by Mueller.

****************

Old news, he was granted immunity in exchange for testimony on Cohen in the grand jury.

Of course the headline omits that.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (+dsLj)

476 Don't pat me on the head and tell me everything's hunky-dory. I could post a laundry list of true disasters this week.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (LA9ih)

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Don't threaten us with your lists.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (34bu1)

477 I wonder if the Horde folks look at all like how I picture them.

Posted by: LASue at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (Z48ZB)

478 459 I do wonder how one goes from Robert to BOB (rob makes more sense)or Richard to Dick
________________________________________

And from Margaret we get. . . Peg?

Posted by: Steely Dan at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (vbJig)

479 Seamus = James

Padraig = Patrick

Kiernan = Wimpy
Posted by: Muldoon


Kiernan is a great LAST name.

Kiernan Farms
Kiernan Dairy
Kiernan Furniture Mart

As a first name? Nah. That kid is gonna see the inside of a locker. A lot.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 11:04 AM (TUUTu)

480 470. Vy pravi.
- Vadim, Miloslav, Vukmir, et al.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 24, 2018 11:04 AM (fA1SL)

481 CUTE! And REALLY great detail.....

Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 11:04 AM (E/XIS)

482 477 I wonder if the Horde folks look at all like how I picture them.
Posted by: LASue at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (Z48ZB)

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I look like Ricky Ricardo. Was I close?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:04 AM (34bu1)

483 Don't pat me on the head and tell me everything's hunky-dory. I could post a laundry list of true disasters this week.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (LA9ih)

Don't threaten us with your lists.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


I'm not worried about the lists, it's the laundry I'm worried about!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (AM1GF)

484 Awkward names huh? Imagine the movie Don't Be A Menace to South Central and she is introducing her kids. "This is my daughter Summer's Eve and my son Drakkar Noir."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (AKcpz)

485 Posted by: IrishEi"

Aw, prairie shiite. Even the Irish...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (6qErC)

486 BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)

487 463 willow needs a Welsh nic.

I'm disappointed. Welsh for willow is 'helyg'. I was hoping for something more along the lines of "Llanfair...etc. etc."
Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 11:02 AM (n/eZB)

Wyllyghwyllellwelllen

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (NWiLs)

488 Or how do you go from Joey to Joe?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (n6bs1)

489 eh, I've got nephews with young kids, nice people, nice families, and every name they come up with makes me wince. "Dekklan", sheesh. Millenials, go figure.
Posted by: Tom Servo


'Dekklan should be Deaglan. It's a very old Irish name, in Gaelic.

it's usually anglicized to 'Declan', just as 'Sean' gets dumbed down to 'Shawn'.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (vvSBD)

490 Trump Org. CEO granted immunity by Mueller.

Posted by: HA at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (MAstk)


Dammit! Where's my pony!?! Talk you!

Posted by: Chief Inspector Mueller at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (hLRSq)

491 I wonder if the Horde folks look at all like how I picture them.

Posted by: LASue at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (Z48ZB)



I hope you're picturing Mister Potatohead in my case.

Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (uiwCw)

492 I think stupid boys names are diasterous for the boy. I think there is even a "study" on that.


Hell, I'm an inside-the-beltway-preppy and I have trouble not snorting when introduced to a "Liam" or a "Dalton" or a "Mercer."



Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (nRWPy)

493 420
Fox News poll shows Obamacare is more popular



******************



You can just fuck right the fuck off with that goat fucking bullshit
all the way to fuck mountain and drown in the hot uranium filled
mountain springs of go fuck yourself.



I tried signing for Obamacare once. ONCE. Literally the worst
customer experience I've ever had in my fucking life, and I'm not even
close to exaggerating. Next time I pay an insurance directly if it comes
to that because no subsidy in the world was worth that nightmare.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 24, 2018 10:55 AM (+dsLj)



Tell us about it. We keep waiting for the Madurocare Portal to come on line but its always "Two Weeks"!

Posted by: Vulvazuelans at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (ymnmz)

494 Don't threaten us with your lists.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (34bu1)

I have no intention of revisiting the first three days of this week...ever. If I did, that post would be longer than Steve's.

Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (LA9ih)

495 486 BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.
Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)

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Hallelujah. He's cured.

It's a Festivus miracle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (34bu1)

496 477. I look like an underfed Brezhnev.

And I saw Underfed Brezhnev open for Goga at the Podgorica Musik-Tek.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (fA1SL)

497 I look like Ricky Ricardo."

With a 2 toned jacket?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (6qErC)

498 Went out for ice cream last evening. 2 year old girl in the shop with the first name of Kennedy. Why oh why saddle a girl with that name?

Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (N3JsI)

499 Where's the Texas moron meetup going to be held?

Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (E/XIS)

500 486
BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)



I, however, am! Soon I will be rid of the useless husk of a man!


(too dark?)

Posted by: Tumor at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (ymnmz)

501 I do wonder how one goes from Robert to BOB (rob makes more sense)or Richard to Dick
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y)

Lots of guys can be Dicks. Even some women.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (9BLnV)

502 How do you make a cute nickname out of Kennedy? Slo Gin?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (AKcpz)

503 My grandmother was named Margaret so I know the origin of Peggy. It's because they pulled a Muldoon. It's simply a rhyme with Meg which is the shortened version of Margaret.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (zzUT1)

504 459 I do wonder how one goes from Robert to BOB (rob makes more sense)or Richard to Dick
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM
Or from John to Jack.
Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:01 AM

The English always have had a thing for nicknames, and they seem to mostly be diminutions of Norman formal names. (bill for William, bob for Robert, dick for Richard)

Jack is a different case, in that it's a form of the French Jacques, German Joachim, Spanish Juaquin, but for which English never adopted any formal form. So it came in as a nickname for John, even though that name has a completely different etymolygy. (Juan, Johann, Yohannes)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (k1TUh)

505 BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.

Okay, not touching that one...

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (jDF8P)

506 Wyllyghwyllellwelllen
Posted by: Insomniac


I put that into google auto-detect translate and it said it's Welsh for "Wyllylllllllornie"

6 L's in a row? That's kind of funny.

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (8ruUE)

507 >>BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.



Been a while since we've heard from him - wasn't he busy tweeting and putting out statements in June?

Only had to make it past a June date that ensured his wife could be placed in his Senate seat, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (W+vEI)

508 Exterminator needed, Aisle #485. Let's rid this blog of vermin!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (Ri0Ku)

509 There is a Liam on the 6 yo's soccer team. The mom is a fucking nutbag. The beatings this kid will endure is epic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (5XFKm)

510 Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)


Would it be wrong if I clapped? Softly, I mean. Not thunderous applause...just a light golf clap.



Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (LA9ih)

511 "I look like Ricky Ricardo.

With a 2 toned jacket?"

And an autographed picture of Andy Devine.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (pKB/v)

512 (too dark?)
Posted by: Tumor at August 24, 2018 11:08 AM (ymnmz)

too slow
you can forget about the bonus

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (CE6iV)

513 Went out for ice cream last evening. 2 year old girl in the shop with the first name of Kennedy. Why oh why saddle a girl with that name?

Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (N3JsI)


Former MTV VeeJay and current FBN Analyst Kennedy is largely hot, so I see nothing wrong with the name. As long as you don't leave a woman to die in a drowned car or have a crime family history, what's the problem?

Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (E/XIS)

514 I wonder if the Horde folks look at all like how I picture them.

Posted by: LASue at August 24, 2018 11:03 AM (Z48ZB)


I already posted a picture of Guy Kibbee.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (kqsXK)

515 #480 Now on Mom's side - My Grandfather 's first name was William, uncles were Johann and Fritz, cousins were Frederick and Christian.

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (gmo/4)

516 Sweden issues feminist policy manual:

https://tinyurl.com/y8m2ev2s

I hope all the authoresses *types* *deletes*.

Cretins.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (/qEW2)

517 BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)



I can already see the GOPe/TruCon/Cabin Boy rallying cry, based on a weepy deathbed scene:

"Vote Warren! Just win one more for the Maverick!"

Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (uiwCw)

518 willow, is it "boring sheek" or "boring chick"? I'd hate to mispronounce it in my head.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (34bu1)

519 486
BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)
Not going to say it...nope.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu)

520 Deep state is hoping trump stops seeking treatment for the cancer that they are. Just lie back and let the deep state wash over you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (dNzKv)

521 The Manafort and Cohen things have really proven to be busts. Just like every other sure-fire thing that was going to get Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internet-Holiday Inn Express Instant Expert Kits 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (hLRSq)

522 How do you make a cute nickname out of Kennedy? Slo Gin?"

"Splash"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (6qErC)

523 I pray for his family and for McCain himself, but I will be glad to be rid of that self-righteous posturing. And I forever condemn his easy manipulation into participating in the coup.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee-ist at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (ULoJS)

524 490
Trump Org. CEO granted immunity by Mueller.



Posted by: HA at August 24, 2018 10:59 AM (MAstk)





Dammit! Where's my pony!?! Talk you!

Posted by: Chief Inspector Mueller at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (hLRSq)


Compare and Contrast-
Hillary's goons granted immunity and handed a lollipop.

All Trump associates have a gun pointed to their head and asked "Would you like immunity or handcuffs and bankruptcy?"


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (ymnmz)

525 515. Heh. Bet family arguments quickly turned Eastern Front.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (fA1SL)

526 How do you make a cute nickname out of Kennedy? Slo Gin?"



"Splash"?
"Crash"?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (jDF8P)

527 Are they still tucking a spoon in in Sweden?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (AKcpz)

528 IMDY?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (TUUTu)

529 I'm angry that I can't look at a pretty painting like this without my mind automatically wondering if the artist was a secret perv though.

------

Avoid any artwork, sculpture, or typeface by Eric Gill.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (AzW6q)

530 BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.




So, will the governor be able to pick his successor? If he's not getting treatment, for an INOPERABLE BRAIN TUMOR, should he not relinquish his seat?

Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (E/XIS)

531
Hey wait, even we Irish think Kiernan sounds kinda faggy.
=====

Better than Kieran -- a thankfully short and shouty fad in my dirty Irish family. So the boy is Karen?

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (MIKMs)

532 Exterminator needed, Aisle #485. Let's rid this blog of vermin!"

Harrumph. Your invitation to the number six dance is on it's way...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (6qErC)

533 willow, is it "boring sheek" or "boring chick"? I'd hate to mispronounce it in my head.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:10 AM (34bu1)

------------------------------

Are you sure you're pronouncing "boring" correctly?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2018 11:12 AM (+F0Wk)

534 Robin Leach is mort.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2018 11:12 AM (dNzKv)

535 FWIW, i've never met a Liam IRL that wasn't an asskicker and generally good dude.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 11:12 AM (AURKQ)

536 498 Went out for ice cream last evening. 2 year old girl in the shop with the first name of Kennedy. Why oh why saddle a girl with that name?
Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (N3JsI)

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The name isn't so bad compared to the lobotomy when she turns 13.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (34bu1)

537 John McCain to discontinue medical treatment for his brain tumor.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (kG5hP)

538 Johnny Cash never wrote a song about a boy named Karen...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (AKcpz)

539 Went out for ice cream last evening. 2 year old girl in the shop with the first name of Kennedy. Why oh why saddle a girl with that name?


********

Seems presidents' names are not uncommon.

My granddaughter is Reagan
My nephew's kid is Wilson


No Van Burens in the family yet, though.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (m45I2)

540 John McCain no longer seeking treatment."

How did they know?

(insert soopersecret translator dude here)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (6qErC)

541 So, will the governor be able to pick his successor? If he's not getting treatment, for an INOPERABLE BRAIN TUMOR, should he not relinquish his seat?
Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 11:11 AM (E/XIS)


He will stay until he can use his last firing neuron to vote no on Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (dNzKv)

542
Been a while since we've heard from him - wasn't he busy tweeting and putting out statements in June?



Only had to make it past a June date that ensured his wife could be placed in his Senate seat, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2018 11:09 AM (W+vEI)


Barf. I thought only democrats and fascists did that.........oh wait.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (ymnmz)

543 505 BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.

Okay, not touching that one...

**********************

Please allow me:

Regarding Songbird McPlaneCrash, I shall be buying party favors and ready to walk a thousand miles just for the sheer satisfaction of urinating on this traitorous twat waffle's grave.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 24, 2018 11:14 AM (+dsLj)

544 486 BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.
Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)

Eh. There's the point where the treatment has ceased to be useful and there's the time when the patient admits it. I guess his body can hang on for awhile but more likely he'll be mort by Christmas.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at August 24, 2018 11:14 AM (RD7QR)

545 536
498 Went out for ice cream last evening. 2 year old girl in the shop
with the first name of Kennedy. Why oh why saddle a girl with that name?

Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 24, 2018 11:07 AM (N3JsI)



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The name isn't so bad compared to the lobotomy when she turns 13.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (34bu1)


Too Dark!

Posted by: Tumor at August 24, 2018 11:14 AM (ymnmz)

546 Robin Leach is mort


*****


Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous guy?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:14 AM (m45I2)

547 So now he will talk about Lifestyles of the Dead?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 11:15 AM (AKcpz)

548 Compare and Contrast-
Hillary's goons granted immunity and handed a lollipop.

All Trump associates have a gun pointed to their head and asked "Would you like immunity or handcuffs and bankruptcy?"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

>>Is it bad that the CEO gets immunity or what?

Posted by: Commiforna at August 24, 2018 11:15 AM (GEaz5)

549 Why oh why saddle a girl with that name?

Her mom, Coolidge, thought it sounded pretty.

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2018 11:15 AM (ziPP0)

550 Too Dark!
Posted by: Tumor at August 24, 2018 11:14 AM (ymnmz)

Outside of John McCain's cranium, a book is man's best friend.

Inside of John McCain's cranium, it's too dark to read!


(heyo!)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (AURKQ)

551 Robin Leach is mort."

Caviar dreams, baby!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (6qErC)

552 BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment.


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It's nice to see that even at this late stage he is maintaining his sense of tumor.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (m45I2)

553 Somebody above suggested "Salix" as a new nic for Willow. "Acetylsalicylic acid, that's the ticket. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (CTtdn)

554 John McCain to discontinue medical treatment for his brain tumor.

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Well, I guess he's actually sick. I was beginning to wonder... he's so full of lies that the conspiracy theory about him faking actually seemed credible to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)

555 547 So now he will talk about Lifestyles of the Dead?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 24, 2018 11:15 AM (AKcpz)

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I hope buzzion shows him around.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (34bu1)

556 Ficking idiot. Forgot to take off the sock.

Posted by: Delaforce at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (GEaz5)

557 552 BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment.


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It's nice to see that even at this late stage he is maintaining his sense of tumor.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (m45I2)

Coffee. Everywhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (NWiLs)

558 Robin Leach is mort


No more caviar wishes and champagne dreams for him...

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 11:16 AM (jDF8P)

559 546 Robin Leach is mort


*****


Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous guy?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:14 AM (m45I2)

#toosoon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 11:17 AM (bcbK8)

560 554. Not buying it. Dude is faking it now, or was faking it then.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 24, 2018 11:17 AM (fA1SL)

561 chick. my cheeks are fine

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:17 AM (dPd5y)

562 gorilla

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 11:18 AM (jDF8P)

563 chick. my cheeks are fine
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:17 AM (dPd5y)

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The Horde will be the judge of that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2018 11:18 AM (34bu1)

564 Cuthbert and you take Trump down and we'll go easier on you, not as easy as Hillary but easier. 10 years instead of 50

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:19 AM (dPd5y)

565 I need a new nic

How's about:

Artistic 'ette
Weeping tree
Gentle 'ette
Lady Artist
Design babe
Sweet bringer of joy

Lots 'o choices out there . . .

Posted by: MAGA Overlord of DOOM - Master of the Burning Pyres; - Stop the Witch Hunt - Stop the Coup ! at August 24, 2018 11:19 AM (urS61)

566 BREAKING: John McCain no longer seeking treatment. Fox News.
Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2018 11:05 AM (nVmgE)

Eh. There's the point where the treatment has ceased to be useful and there's the time when the patient death panels* admit it.

Posted by: joncelli


*suggested edit

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 11:19 AM (TUUTu)

567 My nephew's kid is Wilson




Posted by: Muldoon at August 24, 2018 11:13 AM (m45I2)


Are you sure it's after the president and not the volleyball?

Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2018 11:19 AM (uiwCw)

568 I don't approve of last names being used as first names. Get off my lawn.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2018 11:20 AM (7HtZB)

569 560 554. Not buying it. Dude is faking it now, or was faking it then."

There's a reason there have been no pictures of him for several months now. I doubt he's even conscious anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 11:20 AM (k1TUh)

570 Not buying it. Dude is faking it now, or was faking it then.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters


Looks like it's a case of "no point, it's too far along" and not "I'm cured".

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 11:20 AM (AM1GF)

571 So, will the governor be able to pick his successor?

Oh, yes. And he'll have help if he needs it.

Posted by: The Hawaiian Judge at August 24, 2018 11:21 AM (9uM40)

572 #525 - You got that right. :-) !

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

573 571 So, will the governor be able to pick his successor?

Oh, yes. And he'll have help if he needs it."

Cindy's already told him who the next Senator is going to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 11:22 AM (k1TUh)

574 Trump Intl CFO, not CEO given immunity. Since Cohen used funds from Trump Corporate or Trump personal to settle lawsuits and create NDA( all perfectly legal), they will want to subpoena records from the chief financial officer.

What a crock.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 24, 2018 11:22 AM (DBtdk)

575 How do you go from Robin Leach to Mort ?

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 11:22 AM (JQCeg)

576 The next sign McCain will see is "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"

Posted by: Archer at August 24, 2018 11:23 AM (gmo/4)

577 Oily Bohunk would be a good nic, willow...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2018 11:23 AM (DpEis)

578 Maybe go with "Cato the Elder." I think he was the guy who ended every speech in the Roman Senate, no matter what the topic, with "And Carthage must be destroyed."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 10:56 AM (CTtdn)

He was, and I used to end a lot of my early rants with a various "delenda est" (the Federal Reserve and a lot of Crony Capitalist ideas and institutions got singled out with those.)

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 24, 2018 11:24 AM (J+mig)

579 575 How do you go from Robin Leach to Mort ?
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2018 11:22 AM (JQCeg)

hypertension from all that salt in the caviar, no doubt.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2018 11:24 AM (AURKQ)

580 yeah there is a point when treatment is no longer treating.
so you accept what's next

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:24 AM (dPd5y)

581 My dad used to tell my brother that he really wanted to name him Dinwiddie, but my mom talked him out of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2018 11:24 AM (k1TUh)

582 sheesh kraken

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:25 AM (dPd5y)

583 Trump Intl CFO, not CEO given immunity. Since Cohen used funds from Trump Corporate or Trump personal to settle lawsuits and create NDA( all perfectly legal), they will want to subpoena records from the chief financial officer.

What a crock.
Posted by: Jen the original

>>If Muller is to subpoena them, he would have just done that.
Why give immunity to someone that you want information out of?

Posted by: Delaforce at August 24, 2018 11:25 AM (GEaz5)

584 Well...SOMEONE was using McCains Twitter account.
Never been convinced it was actually him. Kinda figured it was the future Senator Cindy McCain practicing...

Posted by: Antisocialist at August 24, 2018 11:26 AM (4AIm+)

585 Jen the disparity in treatment of political opponents is so striking, you'd think the other side would see that and how dangerous that is.

but I suspect they don't care because the danger they believe would never hit them .

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:26 AM (dPd5y)

586 Great to be at the meetup last night!


(I am just waking up, thank u Val-U-Rite)

Posted by: JohnnyI at August 24, 2018 11:26 AM (XBxLp)

587 John McCain has been tweeting (cough, yeah ok) all through this month. His latest tweet was Aug. 21 in which "he" and Cindy sent condolences to the family of a soldier killed in Iraq in a helicopter crash over the weekend.

There really should be a law in AZ about impersonating a Senator.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 24, 2018 11:27 AM (DBtdk)

588 If Muller is to subpoena them, he would have just done that.
Why give immunity to someone that you want information out of?
Posted by: Delaforce at August 24, 2018 11:25 AM
~~~~~

Exactly. He's been threatened with lawfare and probable jail time, hence the immunity.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 24, 2018 11:27 AM (Ri0Ku)

589 Wyllyghwyllellwelllen
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 11:06 AM (NWiLs)

Can't be Welsh, too many vowels. Two e's might have strained credibility, but 3 is right out.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 24, 2018 11:27 AM (J+mig)

590 dela is that a real question?

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:28 AM (dPd5y)

591 new post up

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:29 AM (dPd5y)

592 Nood

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 11:31 AM (CTtdn)

593 chick. my cheeks are fine
Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 11:17 AM (dPd5y)


Buttchez!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 11:33 AM (E/XIS)

594 That's an anchor baby for illegal Pugos down mexico way........

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2018 11:39 AM (5IHGB)

595 Or some Myrna Loy, perhaps.

By your command:

https://tinyurl.com/y8clxrqd

========
Ohhhh... Myrna Loy

*wistful sigh*

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 24, 2018 11:52 AM (2yfyV)

596 With this picture are you trolling for pediphile pals? Why a little girl and not a boy??? I guess it would be against the grain of your male readers. Sexual pic's of kids is just not up for discussion anymore, got it.

Posted by: Ripley at August 24, 2018 11:53 AM (fVGR3)

597 This is only a test post. Had this been a real post, you would have been given the CONELRAD frequency to dial on your home radio. We now return to our regularly-scheduled programming. Thank you for your cooperation.

Posted by: Doktor_No at August 24, 2018 12:00 PM (imDUY)

598 > Nancy Pelois as Mrs. Kravitz. And Bernie Sanders as her suffering husband.

> The JEF as Uncle Arthur

Oprah as Aunt Clara.

Al Sharpton as the sleazy boss, Larry Tate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 24, 2018 12:13 PM (TM5Iv)

599 OREGON?

Posted by: boring chic at August 24, 2018 12:18 PM (dPd5y)

600 Perhaps a map in the corner show locations of upcoming Moron Meetup's?

Posted by: Paladin at August 24, 2018 02:27 PM (2YTxj)

601 Nothing like Kiddy Porn to start the day!

Posted by: Bilwick at August 24, 2018 03:16 PM (kx9QW)

602 We had small dog that would sit on the cat the cat would lick the dog on the belly area

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at August 24, 2018 04:31 PM (wGqjj)

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