EMT 08/18/18

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- The Management

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:47 AM

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1 About time.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

2 'Flying trucks. What will they think of next?'

Flying fucks?

Posted by: Derp Thoughts at August 18, 2018 06:45 AM (UdKB7)

3 WTFO?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 06:45 AM (JFO2v)

4 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, August 18, 2018. On this day in 1920 the Nineteenth Amendment was ratified, giving women the right to vote.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:45 AM (mpXpK)

5 Rob Emanuel is catching a lot of grief for blaming Chicago urban violence on a lack of morals and character. As predicted by Patrick Moynihan, I blame it on LBJ's great society and war on poverty. A lot of us will cheer Rob Emanuel's problems and likely defeat at the polls, but remember, he will just be replaced by someone who is the same or worse.

http://tinyurl.com/ybamky92

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

6 Yay! Vic with the news!

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 06:46 AM (8ikIW)

7 Virginia communist Sen. Mark Warner on Friday said he plans to present an amendment preventing President Trump from 'arbitrarily revoking security clearances'. This idiot knows that such an amendment is unconstitutional, however no person of his political party gives flying rat turd about the constitution. But he also knows it hasn't got a chance in hell of passing and probably will never reach the floor. But all he wants is publicity from a far left MFM.

http://tinyurl.com/y73vlpc8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

8 RIP Morgana King, the actress who played Don Corleone's wife in the first two Godfather films at age 87.

http://tinyurl.com/y9uzaqc2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

9 (willowed downstairs

So i'm hearing scuttlebutt that Trump says he'll be revoking Ohr's security clearance soon....

uhhh...?

Am I missing something here, or is this another trademarked Trump Trap maneuver? Why give him a heads up? Intentionally force his hand to gobble up as much intel as he can, but feed his suspected sources fake intel to help continue mapping out who's in bed with who in the Swamp? Figure out any unknown inter-agency shenanigans?

Or is this just how things are done?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 06:47 AM (BRvh1)

10 Did I even make the top 10?

Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 18, 2018 06:47 AM (cHbmY)

11 Reporters fire back after admitted communist Ocasio-Cortez defends barring press from town hall so people would 'feel safe'. They may 'fire back' but they will still support her and yell for people to vote for her. Just like Scankles after she had reporters locked in a closet.

http://tinyurl.com/ycnzcz7h

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:47 AM (mpXpK)

12 CA is at it again; kids in CA at restaurants will now only be allowed to have water or milk with their meals. I guess kids who are lactose intolerant are just SOL. But that's what they get for having parents who have not yet left this failed State. Could this be considered child abuse?

http://tinyurl.com/y7m24bhc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:47 AM (mpXpK)

13 It is far too early, and I slept far too little, for your dumb ass to be hanging around, Smiley Face....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 06:47 AM (BRvh1)

14 5 Rob Emanuel is catching a lot of grief for blaming Chicago urban violence on a lack of morals and character.

Youre kidding right. Unfather boys causing troubles. Just kids having fun!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

15 Wonders never cease; A Thurston County WA Superior Court judge sided with the NRA and Second Amendment Foundation against an unconstitutional gun-control ballot initiative in Washington.

http://tinyurl.com/yd6obpj9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:48 AM (mpXpK)

16 Meanwhile far left communist Sen. Chris Murphy in CT is urging gun-control supporters to flock to the polls in November and defeat the NRA.

http://tinyurl.com/ycr44rna

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:48 AM (mpXpK)

17 Rand Paul says disgraced ex-CIA director Brennan revealed the name of an undercover operative that we had in Yemen thus endangering his life, He should have been fired and have is security clearance revoked then. But that was in 2012 under Obama who could have cared less about security and danger to undercover agents.

http://tinyurl.com/y9lroreh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:48 AM (mpXpK)

18 Wait a minute...

We are the content?

What do I look like, soylent green?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 06:49 AM (wldC6)

19 If we don't show it, they will come. ESPN will no longer air the playing of the national anthem at pro football games. I'm sure all 27 viewers will miss that showing.

http://tinyurl.com/y7vvzf32

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:49 AM (mpXpK)

20 Here is a correction to something I posted yesterday. It WAS the judge in the Manafort case who had received the threats that he was referring to. But the fact that he refused to release the names of the jurors to the press was accurate.

http://tinyurl.com/y72wa8mq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:49 AM (mpXpK)

21 G'mornin' Horde !

Coffee !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 18, 2018 06:49 AM (58Au8)

22 And speaking of wonders never ceasing, 67,000 MI welfare recipients who are able bodied and have no dependents and who are not working will no longer be able to receive welfare. I thought that people who had no underage dependents could not receive welfare anyway??? Remember ending welfare as we know it?

http://tinyurl.com/y7c2ylu2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:50 AM (mpXpK)

23 Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/y798wg2y

And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:50 AM (mpXpK)

24 Poor Rahm Emmanuel. Even he has finally realized that the fault of the shootings may not be the guns from Indiana.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 06:50 AM (8ikIW)

25 "And that's it for today. "

Thanks, Vic

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 06:51 AM (wldC6)

26 12 CA is at it again; kids in CA at restaurants will now only be allowed to have water or milk with their meals.

Unlimited crime
shit in streets
illegals raping and killing
state broke
schools worthless

TADA milk and water make it OK.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

27 Thanks for the news, Vic

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 18, 2018 06:52 AM (58Au8)

28 "It WAS the judge in the Manafort case who had received the threats that he was referring to."

What were the nature of the threats? Were they in Russian?

Posted by: Derp Thoughts at August 18, 2018 06:53 AM (UdKB7)

29 TADA milk and water make it OK.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Without a straw

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 06:53 AM (8ikIW)

30 "TADA milk and water make it OK."

Better not be no straws involved, either.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 06:53 AM (wldC6)

31 "TADA milk and water make it OK"

Unless there's a straw in it.

Posted by: freakd at August 18, 2018 06:54 AM (UdKB7)

32 I was just reading that Morgana King had a vocal range of four octaves.

Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 18, 2018 06:54 AM (cHbmY)

33 I see the Utexas prof trying to get carry killed were thrown out of court!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 06:54 AM (JFO2v)

34 Bah should have known yall were on it. I need to get in gear I've got a full weekend of racing ahead.

Posted by: freakd at August 18, 2018 06:54 AM (UdKB7)

35 Well, shit. I'm the strawless camel that broke the streak.

Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 18, 2018 06:55 AM (cHbmY)

36 We're headed to Golden Corral at 8 to beat the crowd. Why? Because we're deplorables who reek of Walmart and I really wouldn't have it any other way.

Posted by: doomed at August 18, 2018 06:55 AM (w6Y4b)

37 >>Am I missing something here, or is this another trademarked Trump Trap maneuver? Why give him a heads up?

Pretty sure Ohr has been busy being interviewed by the OIG for the past year. He's already been demoted *twice*. Ohr's fully aware his goose has been cooked. This is Trump letting the rest of the world in on it and that he's probably also the next to be fired.

Have to say, Trump has been quite effective at Alinsky-ing each of the conspirators (pick a target, freeze it, polarize it), introducing each of them to the public via twitter, foreshadowing their demise, and then stepping back and letting their bosses drop the hammer. He's putting on quite a show.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2018 06:55 AM (W+vEI)

38 28 "It WAS the judge in the Manafort case who had received the threats that he was referring to."

What were the nature of the threats? Were they in Russian?
Posted by: Derp Thoughts at August 18, 2018 06:53 AM (UdKB7)

And now press is looking for jury names to hand over to pantyfa

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 06:55 AM (JFO2v)

39 Are Klownafornia schools going to ban Juice Boxes from kids lunches in schools?

Those little straws actually have points on them to penetrate the foil seal.

And can kill a turtle from 100 yards.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 06:55 AM (wldC6)

40 I received a form from the county to fill out for jury duty. Now, I'm not sure if I want to serve. If names and addresses can be released or discovered of the jury, then anybody could have a revenge of some sort coming at them

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 06:55 AM (8ikIW)

41
Remember ending welfare as we know it?

Bill Clinton. You always have to parse each and every one of his words. Sure, the way we formerly 'knew' welfare ended. They changed it around. It's still there.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 18, 2018 06:56 AM (LOgQ4)

42 " I received a form from the county to fill out for jury duty. "

Simply reply that with the media's recent attempts to Doxx Jurors, you feel threatened and intimidated.
And therefore are unable to perform the duties and responsibilities of an impartial Juror.

Let the Court chew on that one for a while.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 06:58 AM (wldC6)

43 The Conservative Case for the Man of Sin:
Why the Antichrist is Good for the World

Weekly Standard cover, c. 2030

Posted by: dw at August 18, 2018 06:59 AM (stPAM)

44 38 And now press is looking for jury names to hand over to pantyfa

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 06:55 AM (JFO2v)

And the judge said they are not going to get them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:59 AM (mpXpK)

45 Good morning folks, thanks krak and Vic.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at August 18, 2018 06:59 AM (2vAsP)

46 Reason to revoke clearance:
Guideline A: Allegiance to the United States
Guideline B: Foreign influence
Guideline C: Foreign preference
Guideline D: Sexual behavior
Guideline E: Personal conduct
Guideline F: Financial considerations
Guideline G: Alcohol consumption
Guideline H: Drug involvement
Guideline I: Emotional, mental, and personality disorders
Guideline J: Criminal conduct
Guideline K: Security violations
Guideline L: Outside activities
Guideline M: Misuse of information technology systems

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

47 Heh. From Sean Spicier...

Liberals don't know the difference between someone trying to silence them and people just not giving a crap what they think.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

48 Whereas thugs were openly employed in the past, it seems that the communists among us are adept at using faceless bureaucracy to achieve the same ends. I suspect this is because a thug can be shot by an outraged patriot but a bureaucracy cannot.

Posted by: doomed at August 18, 2018 07:00 AM (w6Y4b)

49 Good Morning Glories!

We're going to visit the MIL (age 85) today, and take her to visit the grave of my FIL.

Twill be a long day.

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 07:00 AM (6Zmow)

50 43 The Conservative Case for the Man of Sin:
Why the Antichrist is Good for the World

Kind of funny as he will be championed on every newspaper as the savior!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 07:02 AM (JFO2v)

51 >>CA is at it again; kids in CA at restaurants will now only be allowed to have water or milk with their meals.

CA: We care so much about the children we will regulate their beverage choices.

Also CA: Open borders!! Human traffickers, feel free to bring your kiddie sex workers on in! MS-13, feel free to forcibly recruit illegal immigrant teens, kill other teens!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2018 07:02 AM (W+vEI)

52 41 Bill Clinton. You always have to parse each and
every one of his words. Sure, the way we formerly 'knew' welfare ended.
They changed it around. It's still there.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 18, 2018 06:56 AM (LOgQ4)

The press gave Clinton the credit for it after the Republican congress passed it three times and he vetoed it until they passed it in a veto proof vote.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

53 As said in the last tread, local NY MFM are trying to explain away Gov. Cuomo's remarks about making America great. He met.....

Posted by: Colin at August 18, 2018 07:02 AM (wS95n)

54 "Kind of funny as he will be championed on every newspaper as the savior!"

Yep. He will [appear to] achieve lasting peace where none was possible before. That alone will get lots of people to line up to willingly accept his mark.

Posted by: doomed at August 18, 2018 07:03 AM (w6Y4b)

55 Liberals don't know the difference between someone trying to silence them and people just not giving a crap what they think.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

Who really gets their knickers wet are the so called conservatives when they are ignored.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 07:03 AM (JFO2v)

56 Have to say, Trump has been quite effective at Alinsky-ing each of the conspirators (pick a target, freeze it, polarize it), introducing each of them to the public via twitter, foreshadowing their demise, and then stepping back and letting their bosses drop the hammer. He's putting on quite a show.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2018 06:55 AM (W+vEI)

And I am entertained. More Trump, More MAGA

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:04 AM (uU9xW)

57 Well!! Just leave me hanging back there. No nood or nuttin.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 18, 2018 07:04 AM (R5lpX)

58 "Well!! Just leave me hanging back there. No nood or nuttin."

See comment #820, by Bruce.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 07:06 AM (wldC6)

59 Well!! Just leave me hanging back there. No nood or nuttin.
Posted by: Traveling Man

I followed the rules. I got first, then posted at #820 of the EMT is NOOD.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:08 AM (8ikIW)

60 #52 - - -Vic, I didn't know that but I'm not surprised. Clinton got credit for the sunrise back then.

That was back before his fecal effluent acquired an odor.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:09 AM (uU9xW)

61 Looking at my jury form to fill out, they ask if I'm married. Then they ask for the name of my wife.

Why the F... do they need that?

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)

62 Maybe I'll put down that I feel like I'm married to Hillary

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:11 AM (8ikIW)

63 @53

Why are they even bothering?

Its not like the NYGOP will make an issue of his remarks.

I have literally not seen a single commercial from the supposed GOP candidate for Governor.

I've seen wall to wall commercials for Cuomo the lesser though and his even stupider lieutenant governor.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 18, 2018 07:12 AM (kT3/m)

64 Bruce, In case they need to take hostages.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:13 AM (uU9xW)

65 >>And I am entertained. More Trump, More MAGA

Me, too! Who's the next "contestant" eliminated, who will make it to the "final round"?

OK, drank my coffee, now off to the beach with the doggie. Have a great morning, horde!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2018 07:13 AM (W+vEI)

66 I musta missed that, seeing as how I came in @ # 824 or so. Didn't bother to scroll up. Like I said, not enough coffee and plus my mind's on the road ahead. Bad night's sleep as usual before a travel day. A whole litany of excuses. Do any of em hold water?

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 18, 2018 07:13 AM (R5lpX)

67 This is Major Elon to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door

And I'm floating

in a most peculiar way

And the stars look very different today

Posted by: Major Musk, Microdosing at August 18, 2018 07:15 AM (CdLX2)

68 Bad night's sleep as usual before a travel day. A whole litany of excuses. Do any of em hold water?
Posted by: Traveling Man &&&&

I'll give you the bad nights sleep before a travel day. Why the heck is that? Did I pack? Did I contact? Did I...?

Before a trip I take one Benadryl to help me sleep.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:16 AM (8ikIW)

69 "A whole litany of excuses. Do any of em hold water?"

Jake Blues you're not.

But the committee will accept them..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 07:16 AM (wldC6)

70 And a great day at the beach for you and dog.

Do you put Omarosa on a leash or just let her run?

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:16 AM (uU9xW)

71 've seen wall to wall commercials for Cuomo the lesser though and his even stupider lieutenant governor.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 18, 2018 07:12 AM (kT3/m)

I've seen no commercials for Cuomo upstate. But of course why bother, NYC will elect him anyway. They don't give two shits what upstate thinks.

Posted by: Colin at August 18, 2018 07:17 AM (wS95n)

72 "I've seen no commercials for Cuomo upstate. But of course why bother, NYC will elect him anyway."

Why wouldn't they?

He thinks like they do.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 07:17 AM (wldC6)

73 >>> Do you put Omarosa on a leash or just let her run?

She will get in the trash and pee on every leg she can find.

Leash.

Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 18, 2018 07:19 AM (cHbmY)

74 She will get in the trash and pee on every leg she can find.

Leash.
Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism

Will she also bite the hand that feeds her?

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:20 AM (8ikIW)

75 VIA, If you are not paying for this, you are not the customer. You are the product.

Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 18, 2018 07:20 AM (3HNOQ)

76 Very Sad Fact: Mario's legacy would be enhanced without kids.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:21 AM (uU9xW)

77 "VIA, If you are not paying for this, you are not the customer. You are the product."

That's exactly what I tell every knucklehead that tells me that they use NextDoor, Facebook Twitter....etc.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 07:23 AM (wldC6)

78 >>>61 Looking at my jury form to fill out, they ask if I'm married. Then they ask for the name of my wife.

Why the F... do they need that?
Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)

>>>64 Bruce, In case they need to take hostages.
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:13 AM (uU9xW)

Zinger, and timely. Many points.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2018 07:23 AM (CwOPz)

79 Speaking of Dog, I saw a story last night that she propositioned Piers Morgan to allow her to win at Celebrity Apprentice, he very wisely declined.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:23 AM (uU9xW)

80 If the content here in the EMT is free, then that can only mean that the commenters are the product.

Just like Google, Twat, and FB.

Do we get bar coded or something?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2018 07:23 AM (UsCnO)

81 Coffee Annan just shuffled off to that big Starbucks in the sky. My special awareness of the UN and lattes will never be the same.

Posted by: Fritz at August 18, 2018 07:24 AM (CdLX2)

82 VIA, If you are not paying for this, you are not the customer. You are the product.

Posted by: Willowed JAS

---
Well, nice to know at least I'm productive.

Posted by: Corona at August 18, 2018 07:25 AM (MceDl)

83 "Do we get bar coded or something? "

Check under the hairline at the back of your head and neck with an ultraviolet light.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 07:25 AM (wldC6)

84 I'll give you the bad nights sleep before a travel day. Why the heck is that? Did I pack? Did I contact? Did I...?

Before a trip I take one Benadryl to help me sleep.
Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:16 AM (

I'll be damn if I know. I always have all my stuff packed up and in the truck the night before. Maybe it's the fact I'm leaving home again and knowing when I get back after 10 or 12 weeks away, my Honey Do list will be exponentially longer. ( Because the list is never completely done...there's always a couple of things that didn't get completed.)

Or it could be that I'm getting too old for all this traveling crap and I dread getting up and leaving home again.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 18, 2018 07:25 AM (R5lpX)

85 Do we get bar coded or something?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Don't worry. Bob from NSA has your number

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:26 AM (8ikIW)

86 ESPN will no longer air the playing of the national anthem at pro football games.

What they'd really like is for it to be banned at sporting events.

But has Professional Football Players' Lives Matter just been deplatformed with this move? Outrage!

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2018 07:26 AM (n6bs1)

87 Never understood why Trump, PBUH, allowed the Omarosa to stay that first Apprentice season when it was perfectly evident to all us viewers that she was a dog.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:27 AM (uU9xW)

88 Or it could be that I'm getting too old for all this traveling crap and I dread getting up and leaving home again.
Posted by: Traveling Man

10 to 12 weeks away would not be good for me. After 3 weeks of vacation, I'm ready to come home

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:27 AM (8ikIW)

89 85
Do we get bar coded or something?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Don't worry. Bob from NSA has your number

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:26 AM (8ikIW)

Are Bob from NSA and Donnie Two Scoops the only dependable employees in the Fed Govt?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2018 07:29 AM (UsCnO)

90 I use FB for some games. I use twitter to see PDT's tweets.
I use them. They don't use me.

Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 18, 2018 07:30 AM (3HNOQ)

91 Bad night's sleep as usual before a travel day. A whole litany of excuses. Do any of em hold water?

"What fresh hell is the Vic News Network going to reveal in the morning?"

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2018 07:30 AM (9uM40)

92 Traveling Man, what line of work are you in, if you don't mind telling the Internet?

Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 18, 2018 07:32 AM (kCvZ2)

93 PDT's first of the day:

"Social Media is totally discriminating against Republican/Conservative voices. Speaking loudly and clearly for the Trump Administration, we won't let that happen. They are closing down the opinions of many people on the RIGHT, while at the same time doing nothing to others......."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 18, 2018 07:32 AM (58Au8)

94 When your company is a preferred contractor for a major corporation and it's licensed in 44 states, ya do what ya gotta do. So far this year, I've worked in nine states from coast to coast. My next job will make it ten.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 18, 2018 07:32 AM (R5lpX)

95 ""What fresh hell is the Vic News Network going to reveal in the morning?""

You missed it.

VNN signed on at comment #4

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 07:32 AM (wldC6)

96 Omarosa? Ratings gold Jerry.

Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 18, 2018 07:33 AM (3HNOQ)

97 Meanwhile far left communist Sen. Chris Murphy in CT
is urging gun-control supporters to flock to the polls in November and
defeat the NRA.

http://tinyurl.com/ycr44rna

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:48 AM

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You know for an organization that has less than 0.02% of the population of the entire United States, we are sure some powerful boogeyman's ain't we?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 18, 2018 07:34 AM (JUOKG)

98 I am so glad it's Saturday that it hurts.

That Sean Spicier tweet is spot on.

Posted by: Gem at August 18, 2018 07:34 AM (XoAz8)

99 NFL has to have a certain scale of participation of paying customers to achieve the stupendous revenue needed to feed their business model.

Given the sky-high price of an NFL excursion, the increasing risk of crowds, the unavoidable political correctness of the announcers, players and now the game itself (concussions...) I submit that by the end of Trump's second term, the NFL will be begging for paying customers to come help the owners belt out the Star Spangled Banner before, during and after the game.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:34 AM (uU9xW)

100 >>> I use twitter to see PDT's tweets.
I use them. They don't use me.

My wife has problems being able to read Twitter. A lot of the people she follows are shadow banned.

Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 18, 2018 07:35 AM (cHbmY)

101 Traveling Man, what line of work are you in, if you don't mind telling the Internet?
Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 18, 2018 07:32 AM (kCvZ2)

Only if you promise to keep it between us...I remodel stores for a major drug store chain.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 18, 2018 07:35 AM (R5lpX)

102 They really need to rename it Stupidfornia.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 07:35 AM (dUJdY)

103 This is Major Elon to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door

And I'm floating

in a most peculiar way

And the stars look very different today
Posted by: Major Musk, Microdosing at August 18, 2018 07:15 AM (CdLX2)

Any other CEO would've been kicked out by the board by now, but-

Tesla is a product of THE CULT OF MUSK*

and so they can't fire him or the company goes under.

What to do? What to do?

*Great name for a cologne!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2018 07:36 AM (9q7Dl)

104 Speaking of Dog, I saw a story last night that she propositioned Piers Morgan to allow her to win at Celebrity Apprentice, he very wisely declined.
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:23 AM
~~~~~

True. Morgan appeared on Tucker's show a few months ago and told the whole story.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 18, 2018 07:37 AM (Ri0Ku)

105 >>> NFL has to have a certain scale of participation of paying customers to achieve the stupendous revenue needed to feed their business model.

Will they return to the 'three yards and a cloud of dust' model of football?

Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 18, 2018 07:39 AM (cHbmY)

106 Piers and Omarosa story at Zip's place

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=394140

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 07:39 AM (wldC6)

107 I'll keep it under my hat, Traveling Man. Safe travels.

Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 18, 2018 07:40 AM (cHbmY)

108 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2018 07:40 AM (hyuyC)

109 61 Looking at my jury form to fill out, they ask if I'm married. Then they ask for the name of my wife.

Why the F... do they need that?
Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)

To see if your wife presents any conflict of interest?

Just spitballin' here, that obviously doesn't mean anything to the government crowd in general.

Posted by: Gem at August 18, 2018 07:40 AM (XoAz8)

110 Damn Salty...
You just now rollin' out of the rack?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 07:40 AM (wldC6)

111 I submit that by the end of Trump's second term, the NFL will be begging for paying customers to come help the owners belt out the Star Spangled Banner before, during and after the game.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:34 AM (uU9xW)

That should become the only touchdown celebration allowed.

Step 1: Make a touchdown

Step 2: The entire team stands at attention, facing the flag, and sing the Star Spangled Banner.

Step 3: Any any member of the team takes a knee, etc. The touchdown is revoked.

Make it so.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2018 07:41 AM (9q7Dl)

112 If she propositioned me for sex, I would have report it as a threat. I cannot see her and think those thoughts.

Shudder!

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:41 AM (uU9xW)

113 >>>What to do? What to do?<<<

Dude, it's like the Ambien and shit. Serious, you guys.

Whoa, the colors!

Posted by: Major Musk, Microdosing at August 18, 2018 07:41 AM (CdLX2)

114 And now press is looking for jury names to hand over to pantyfa

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 06:55 AM (JFO2v)

And the judge said they are not going to get them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:59 AM

---

They will when the trial is over, and I would not want to be one of them if the return a NG verdict.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 18, 2018 07:42 AM (JUOKG)

115 My wife has problems being able to read Twitter. A lot of the people she follows are shadow banned.
Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 18, 2018 07:35 AM
~~~~~

Same here. Most of the people I follow only show up occasionally when re-tweeted by someone else or when someone else comments.

I'm a nobody on Twitter (a measly 15 followers) and Facebook, yet I have had two FB posts removed in the last week. One was a link to an article from last year about Philly team who spent the night in the locker room because their rent-a-cops walked out on them in response to their kneeling during anthem. Big shots were afraid to walk to the parking lot without security.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 18, 2018 07:43 AM (Ri0Ku)

116 The bank is trying to repossess Musk's Space Tesla.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 18, 2018 07:44 AM (oVJmc)

117 Naturalfake - AMEN!

These guys have no clue of the depth of their living irony to be multimillionaires who PLAY A GAME for LOTS OF MONEY yet disrespect and demean the very system that permits their success.

When they do have their "Aha!" moment, it will be in hindsight, and too late. Oh well.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:45 AM (uU9xW)

118 "They will when the trial is over, and I would not want to be one of them if the return a NG verdict. "

Knowing that Jury names are routinely made public AFTER the conclusion of the trial really puts the WTF to CNN's request to get their names DURING the trial.

I mean, for what exact purpose would a news organization need the names in advance of the verdict, except for intimidation.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 07:45 AM (wldC6)

119
They will when the trial is over, and I would not want to be one of them if the return a NG verdict.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 18, 2018 07:42 AM (JUOKG)

What about mob trials and such? Surely there is some kind of rule about this.

Posted by: Gem at August 18, 2018 07:46 AM (XoAz8)

120
61 Looking at my jury form to fill out, they ask if I'm married. Then they ask for the name of my wife.

Why the F... do they need that?
Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)

Looking for more jurors to summon and hold for A WEEK and never use them as jurors.
Have fun while trapped in the system. Spread rumors that there are trials of gang members going on and jury sequestering for safety will be a month long. Casually mention that NRA membership guarantees rejection by the defense and that they can get one online. Start a craps session with loaded dice in the restroom and then disappear into the crowd.
And remember, it is your sacred duty as a citizen to report for jury selection and then work to make sure you are not selected to serve.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 18, 2018 07:46 AM (e1mEI)

121 The bank is trying to repossess Musk's Space Tesla.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 18, 2018 07:44 AM (oVJmc)

Makes sense.

Tesla is pretty much a dog. With much better competitors coming on line now or soon.

Space Tesla's where it's at.

If commercial space travel, asteroid mining, etc can be made to work...

the profit is almost limitless.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2018 07:47 AM (9q7Dl)

122 What would be the effect of carrying a MAGA hat into Jury selection?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 07:47 AM (wldC6)

123 And remember, it is your sacred duty as a citizen to report for jury selection and then work to make sure you are not selected to serve.
Posted by: Headless Body

I've been called twice. Neither time did I serve on a jury. I'm retired, so other then the time, I'm not out anything. The first time, I thought that it'd be a good way to see the justice system in action. No action other then people not showing up for their trial and the judge apologizing to us for wasting our time.

The system here is, you get a number and after the first day you call in to see if they need you. Each time I served I was only at the courthouse for 2 days

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:50 AM (8ikIW)

124 5 Rob Emanuel is catching a lot of grief for blaming Chicago urban violence on a lack of morals and character

What about Indiana guns? I thought Rahm was telling us it was all the fault of guns.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, loins girded at August 18, 2018 07:50 AM (v1fwL)

125 #106- -Thanks,VIA!
Although the headline is enough for me. The prospect of reading any salacious details about Dogmorosa is just too much for an early Saturday morn!

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:50 AM (uU9xW)

126 Y'all be good, but if ya can't, at least be good at it. I'm outta here. Until next time, tip the waitresses and please return the stewardess to her upright position.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 18, 2018 07:50 AM (R5lpX)

127 What would be the effect of carrying a MAGA hat into Jury selection?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Now there's a good idea

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:51 AM (8ikIW)

128 >>>Space Tesla's where it's at.<<<

There's petroleum on Mars, I JUST KNOW IT!

Posted by: Major Musk, Microdosing at August 18, 2018 07:52 AM (CdLX2)

129 86 ESPN will no longer air the playing of the national anthem at pro football games. "

This sounds like something Roger Goodell talked them into. He wants the entire issue to magically disapear so that he doesn't look so weak and gutless.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2018 07:53 AM (V2Yro)

130 I know we already discussed this.

But like the guy who kept asking to talk to President Hillary Clinton, simply because he liked to hear "I'm sorry sir, but Hillary Clinton isn't the President".

http://mediaite.com/a/gmpba

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 07:54 AM (wldC6)

131 I can understand that people don't want to serve on a jury, but it really is a civic duty. Who would want to live in a country where there are only bench trials?

Posted by: IrishEi at August 18, 2018 07:55 AM (Ri0Ku)

132 Did I mention we're going private with Saudi petrodollars?
Suck it!

Posted by: Major Musk, Microdosing at August 18, 2018 07:56 AM (CdLX2)

133 Interesting day yesterday. On the phone and I hear what sounds like a geyser in the kitchen. Water everywhere. The cold water filter under the sink blew a connection. Come to find out we had a pressure surge on the incoming water and it was strong enough to break the fitting on the filter. The filter was removed and will not go back in.
Plumbers checked our fire sprinkler system and it was reading a pressure of almost 120. They like to see it at 80. Fire sprinkler company wants it at 95. Husband released pressure from it and it's back to normal.
We knew when we moved to the Dayton OH area that water was not an issue. We have more then we can consume. Had no idea that these pressure surges are common.
Lucky for us this didn't happen when we were out of town for 2 weeks.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 18, 2018 07:56 AM (N3JsI)

134 Ok, 8 am approacheth. The hedge trimmer needs be cranked up and run and no one here but me to do it.

Au Revoir, Horde and have a Beautiful and Great American Day.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at August 18, 2018 07:56 AM (uU9xW)

135 Elon Musk might have gotten himself into a huge heapin' pile of trouble with his comments that there might be a private buyout at a much higher than market price, which sent the share price soaring, briefly. The problem he now faces is that there is a huge short interest out there in his stock - that is widely known, as is Musk's battles with those who hold it. His comments caused them to lose millions of dollars, but IF he just made that story up to give them trouble, then that is stock market manipulation on a major scale and Musk has just committed a serious violation of federal law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2018 07:56 AM (V2Yro)

136 From the Michelle Wolf cancellation article.

The Daily Beast reported late Friday night that the writing staff and showrunners of The Break with Michelle Wolf found out about their show's cancellation on Twitter.

"None of us can believe how classlessly Netflix has handled this," a source close to the show told The Daily Beast.

So after all of the crap that Wolf vomited forth, Netflix is now classless.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:57 AM (8ikIW)

137 I can understand that people don't want to serve on a jury, but it really is a civic duty. Who would want to live in a country where there are only bench trials?
Posted by: IrishEi

I don't mind serving. It's just with the recent BS I'm kinda concerned of the assholes out there.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:58 AM (8ikIW)

138 Um... after my kids were old enough to be at home by themselves I have done my best to be selected as a juror.

Because we have allowed the imbeciles of society to serve on our juries and THAT was a great fucking plan.

I'm no genius, but I'm a fair and rational person. I'm going to do my best to mete out justice in whatever case I get.

Civic duty. Get some.

Posted by: Gem at August 18, 2018 07:58 AM (XoAz8)

139 Plus I'm retired. I can use the big bucks that jury duty pays.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:00 AM (8ikIW)

140 Speaking of class.

Seems like the new and improved Miss America, under the leadership of MS Carlson is having some internal strife.

http://tinyurl.com/y7g8uqaa

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:00 AM (wldC6)

141 4 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, August 18, 2018. On this day in 1920 the Nineteenth Amendment was ratified, giving women the right to vote.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:45 AM

Commemorate by wearing a black armband.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 08:00 AM (NWiLs)

142 "None of us can believe how classlessly Netflix has handled this," a source close to the show told The Daily Beast.

So after all of the crap that Wolf vomited forth, Netflix is now classless."

Perhaps they need to spend some time in a Buddhist monastery, where a wise old monk can tell them how Karma works.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2018 08:01 AM (V2Yro)

143 " Plus I'm retired. I can use the big bucks that jury duty pays."

Around these parts, local election board pays $185.00 a day for election judges.

An there is always a desperate shortage of Republican Judges.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:01 AM (wldC6)

144 Well I'm back after over an hour on the phone.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:02 AM (mpXpK)

145 His comments caused them to lose millions of dollars, but IF he just made that story up to give them trouble, then that is stock market manipulation on a major scale and Musk has just committed a serious violation of federal law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2018 07:56 AM

We'll find out in the coming days if he's the part of America that gets away with murder or not. I still have a difficult time trying to figure out just what-the-hell Martha Stewart did that was not just wrong, but worthy of jail time.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 18, 2018 08:02 AM (LOgQ4)

146 A jury of your peers.

I have seen my peers at Wally World.

Oh, the horror.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 18, 2018 08:02 AM (EoRCO)

147 We'll find out in the coming days if he's the part of America that gets away with murder or not. I still have a difficult time trying to figure out just what-the-hell Martha Stewart did that was not just wrong, but worthy of jail time.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 18, 2018 08:02 AM (LOgQ4)

She talked to the Feds. That was her first mistake.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 08:03 AM (NWiLs)

148 Well I'm back after over an hour on the phone.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:02 AM

You ever figure out what the water meter issue was?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 18, 2018 08:05 AM (LOgQ4)

149 What this country needs is another Perry Mason, as Attorney General.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:05 AM (wldC6)

150 Manafort Trial:

The jurors in the Manafort trial are mostly from Northern Virginia, no? Probably 99 percent of them voted for the Queen. I look at this through that prism and have less sympathy than some.

I find it somewhat ironic that people get riled up over this when those very people on the jury would be behind the press if the trial was held in a county where Trump won by double digits and the jury was mostly conservative white men.

New rules, bitches.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2018 08:05 AM (iiixZ)

151 Well I'm back after over an hour on the phone.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:02 AM (mpXpK)

Better go... catch... it?

Posted by: Unclear on the concept at August 18, 2018 08:05 AM (y87Qq)

152 I don't mind serving on a jury but the one for federal court always pisses me off. We have a federal court in Florence, Sc which is only 35 or 40 miles away. But I always get summoned to the one in Columbia which is a two hour drive and in downtown Columbia next to the Governor's Mansion and shitty parking.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:06 AM (mpXpK)

153 And to top it off the one in Columbia is not located anywhere there is any kind of an eating place.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:06 AM (mpXpK)

154 I don't mind serving. It's just with the recent BS I'm kinda concerned of the assholes out there.
Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 07:58 AM
~~~~~

Very understandable. Fortunately, 99% of cases in criminal court are drug offenses, and 99% of cases in civil court are auto insurance or contract disputes. In the first example, they'll all be innocent, and in the second, they'll all have neck and/or back injuries. Pretty much small fry stuff. And very boring zzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 18, 2018 08:08 AM (Ri0Ku)

155 We'll find out in the coming days if he's the part of America that gets away with murder or not.

Because that's how long it will take for his checks to clear.

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2018 08:08 AM (9uM40)

156 You ever figure out what the water meter issue was?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 18, 2018 08:05 AM (LOgQ4)

Nope, the county has not sent out a crew yet. But I have isolated the fill valve for both toilets and when they come out I will have to check to see if I still have 20 ga/hr indicated on the flow meeter. And if I do I will know it is a bad meter which I will call the office and demand that I be credited with 20 gal/hour of excessive charges.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:10 AM (mpXpK)

157 She talked to the Feds. That was her first mistake.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 08:03 AM
~~~~~

Yep. That's what they got her on: lying to the feds.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 18, 2018 08:10 AM (Ri0Ku)

158 And to top it off the one in Columbia is not located anywhere there is any kind of an eating place.
Posted by: Vic

This is the county and the courthouse is 20 minutes away. Plenty of parking, but the nearest eating spots in the downtown area with the one way streets and no parking signs all over the place.

I think I'll pack a bag of pork rinds and a 6 pack in a cooler in my car.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:10 AM (8ikIW)

159 She talked to the Feds. That was her first mistake.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 08:03 AM

I think you nailed it.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 18, 2018 08:11 AM (LOgQ4)

160 My guess is that the Manafort Jury is hung.

Posted by: JAS at August 18, 2018 08:11 AM (3HNOQ)

161 I used to believe in our judicial system.

Not so much anymore.

Don't know why, just can't put my finger on it.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 18, 2018 08:11 AM (EoRCO)

162 Amber! Bring your sloppy ass over here and fetch the cocaine!

Posted by: Major Musk, Microdosing at August 18, 2018 08:11 AM (CdLX2)

163 My guess is that the Manafort Jury is hung.
Posted by: JAS

Oh MYyyyy..

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:11 AM (8ikIW)

164 "My guess is that the Manafort Jury is hung."

Oh My!!!

Posted by: George Taki at August 18, 2018 08:12 AM (wldC6)

165 Damn....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:12 AM (wldC6)

166 Tangerine!

Posted by: Michael Caine at August 18, 2018 08:13 AM (fuK7c)

167 I see that the lawyers for that family annihilator in Colorado are requesting that DNA swabs be taken from the necks of the two dead little girls.

I'm curious what the purpose of that is. It has been reported that the dad confessed to killing the girls, so why would his lawyers want to prove that it was his DNA on their necks? Or is dad changing his tune now, and planning to claim that it was the mom who killed them?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 18, 2018 08:13 AM (fqUgw)

168 pXpK)

8 RIP Morgana King, the actress who played Don Corleone's wife in the first two Godfather films at age 87.

http://tinyurl.com/y9uzaqc2

Is she related to the Kissing Bandit?

Posted by: clutch at August 18, 2018 08:15 AM (kiSdp)

169 158 I think I'll pack a bag of pork rinds and a 6 pack in a cooler in my car.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:10 AM (8ikIW)

I would do that but I have to park the car in a parking garage that is a 15 or 20 min walk to the courthouse. Doesn't leave much time for eating. And you can't bring your lunch into the courthouse.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:16 AM (mpXpK)

170 160 My guess is that the Manafort Jury is hung.
Posted by: JAS at August 18, 2018 08:11 AM (3HNOQ)

You mean they have an enormous schwanzstucker

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 08:17 AM (JFO2v)

171 8 RIP Morgana King, the actress who played Don Corleone's wife in the first two Godfather films at age 87.

I want no harm to come to my brother while my mother is alive.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at August 18, 2018 08:17 AM (fuK7c)

172 22 And speaking of wonders never ceasing, 67,000 MI welfare recipients who are able bodied and have no dependents and who are not working will no longer be able to receive welfare. I thought that people who had no underage dependents could not receive welfare anyway??? Remember ending welfare as we know it?

http://tinyurl.com/y7c2ylu2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:50 AM (mpXpK)

One of the first things Obama did when taking office was to remove nearly all of the 1998 Welfare Reform reforms - work requirements, time limits, etc. It was reported on at the time, anodyne and tepidly.

We're actually back to the pre-reform system for all intents and purposes.

See, Republicans; this is how you do it. Democrats always clean house immediately, and they *always* remember to undo the things they don't like, and they don't care what you think.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 08:17 AM (cvabZ)

173
Crap

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 08:17 AM (cvabZ)

174 "And you can't bring your lunch into the courthouse."

Shame you couldn't smuggle it in under a burka.

Just claim that it's part of your culture.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:18 AM (wldC6)

175 167 I'm curious what the purpose of that is. It has
been reported that the dad confessed to killing the girls, so why would
his lawyers want to prove that it was his DNA on their necks? Or is dad
changing his tune now, and planning to claim that it was the mom who
killed them?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 18, 2018 08:13 AM (fqUgw)

I doubt if they can get any DNA after those girls' bodies had been submerged in crude oil for several days to hide them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:18 AM (mpXpK)

176 9 (willowed downstairs

So i'm hearing scuttlebutt that Trump says he'll be revoking Ohr's security clearance soon....

uhhh...?

Am I missing something here, or is this another trademarked Trump Trap maneuver? Why give him a heads up? Intentionally force his hand to gobble up as much intel as he can, but feed his suspected sources fake intel to help continue mapping out who's in bed with who in the Swamp? Figure out any unknown inter-agency shenanigans?

Or is this just how things are done?

Posted by: Warai-otoko

It means that its time to put the focus on Ohr which means a lot of shit is coming out shortly. Same with Brennan.

What better way to focus on the target when the rollout happens?

imho.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 18, 2018 08:18 AM (IeDO8)

177 I think I'll pack a bag of pork rinds and a 6 pack in a cooler in my car.
Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:10 AM (8ikIW)

beer and prk rinds solve almost all legal issues

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 08:18 AM (JFO2v)

178 Posted by: Major Musk, Microdosing at August 18, 2018 08:11 AM (CdLX2)

Yeah, macrodosing with LSD is now the thing amongst Our Betters,

to make them more "creative" and smarter.

Yes, yes, of course, randomly introducing a psychogenic substance that cause random stimulation of various parts of your brain with no controls is an excellent idea.

I see no way this plan could go wrong.

Please continue.

Thinking on this, I wonder if the relative insanity and lack of emotional control and sheer stupidity of Our Betters. Plus their failure at every single fucking level of the jobs they're supposed to be doing.

is a result of this super intelligent idea.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2018 08:18 AM (9q7Dl)

179 Oh, not my fault.

Michael, leave the gun. Take the cannoli into the barrel.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 08:18 AM (cvabZ)

180 49
Good Morning Glories!

We're going to visit the MIL (age 85) today, and take her to visit the grave of my FIL.

Twill be a long day.

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 07:00 AM (6Zmow)
Good on you, ALH.
'Morning, Horde.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 08:20 AM (atTnz)

181 172
See, Republicans; this is how you do it.
Democrats always clean house immediately, and they *always* remember to
undo the things they don't like, and they don't care what you think.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 08:17 AM (cvabZ)

That was an actual law he was violating but he knew the worthless congress would let him get away with it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:20 AM (mpXpK)

182
179 Oh, not my fault.

Michael, leave the gun. Take the cannoli into the barrel.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 08:18 AM (cvabZ)

There's nothing worse than self-barrelling when it's someone else's error.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 18, 2018 08:20 AM (eXA4G)

183 Michael, leave the gun. Take the cannoli into the barrel.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer

I, uh, gotta use the bathroom first, I'll be right back. You wait here

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:20 AM (8ikIW)

184 I have to hide out in Sicily for a while.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at August 18, 2018 08:21 AM (fuK7c)

185 22 And speaking of wonders never ceasing, 67,000 MI welfare recipients who are able bodied and have no dependents and who are not working will no longer be able to receive welfare.

We have been totally fucked over! So Medicaid was supposed to help single mothers and children. Now most of the growth is for single people with no children. Americans are pretty fukn generous but I call bullshit on this!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 08:21 AM (JFO2v)

186 @29, 30 and 31

Does this trio ever hire out for gigs?

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 08:21 AM (atTnz)

187 That was an actual law he was violating but he knew the worthless congress would let him get away with it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:20 AM (mpXpK)

Democrat Congress, and they were more than happy to let him if it meant no Republican *pouncing*.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 08:22 AM (cvabZ)

188
186 @29, 30 and 31

Does this trio ever hire out for gigs?
Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 08:21 AM (atTnz)

Watch out for the balloon animals. Hyenas.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 18, 2018 08:22 AM (eXA4G)

189 Does this trio ever hire out for gigs?
Posted by: creeper

Great minds think alike

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:22 AM (8ikIW)

190 I doubt if they can get any DNA after those girls' bodies had been submerged in crude oil for several days to hide them.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
___________________

You wouldn't think so, but according to the court documents, a DNA expert has told the defense attorneys that DNA from the girls' necks can still be recovered, even though the bodies were in the oil for days.

But why does the defense want DNA from the girls' necks?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 18, 2018 08:23 AM (fqUgw)

191 Ohr revoke
Guideline F: Financial considerations

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

192 "Does this trio ever hire out for gigs?"

What can I say.

We're Morons.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:23 AM (wldC6)

193 184 I have to hide out in Sicily for a while.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at August 18, 2018 08:21 AM (fuK7c)

Don't get your girlfriend all blowed up.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 08:23 AM (cvabZ)

194
I doubt if they can get any DNA after those girls' bodies had been submerged in crude oil for several days to hide them.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:18 AM (mpXpK)

Oh, no. I have not read the details of this case. That's sounds so horrible.

Posted by: Gem at August 18, 2018 08:24 AM (XoAz8)

195 I do still believe in the barrel, however.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 18, 2018 08:24 AM (EoRCO)

196 good morning, good morning to yooooooou

Posted by: TickledPink at August 18, 2018 08:25 AM (TL2pK)

197 Ah, what a nice morning! Had a good breakfast with the last of the fresh blueberries, sipping good perked coffee, and the new Fly Tyer magazine arrived yesterday for relaxed perusal. Retirement is wonderful!

Good morning, everyone.

Posted by: JTB at August 18, 2018 08:25 AM (V+03K)

198 187 Democrat Congress, and they were more than happy to let him if it meant no Republican *pouncing*.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 08:22 AM (cvabZ)

As I recall it was only Democrat controlled for the first two years. But it may as well have been all Democrats.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:25 AM (mpXpK)

199 Complimentary cheese sammiches in the barrel. Careful with the cheese.

Posted by: Major Musk, Microdosing at August 18, 2018 08:26 AM (CdLX2)

200 194 Oh, no. I have not read the details of this case. That's sounds so horrible.

Posted by: Gem at August 18, 2018 08:24 AM (XoAz

Fox online had the story but I didn't link it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:27 AM (mpXpK)

201 Cabelas transitioning from visa to MasterCard... great...

Posted by: Cooldawg at August 18, 2018 08:27 AM (cploN)

202 I love a story with a happy ending

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=394275

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:29 AM (wldC6)

203 You know what pisses me off the most about Cuomo's America-bashing? It's the idea that Cuomo thinks HE is the arbiter of what is good about our country. That's arrogance in its purest form.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 08:29 AM (atTnz)

204 201
Cabelas transitioning from visa to MasterCard... great...

Posted by: Cooldawg at August 18, 2018 08:27 AM (cploN)

Looks like a lot of major retailers are dropping VISA due to their high charges.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:29 AM (mpXpK)

205 (sigh) Why doesn't my space bar work in the comments?

test...maybe four?

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 08:29 AM (atTnz)

206 "(sigh) Why doesn't my space bar work in the comments?"

Is it a Space Force approved Space Bar?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:30 AM (wldC6)

207 Rob Emanuel is catching a lot of grief for blaming Chicago urban violence on a lack of morals and character. As predicted by Patrick Moynihan, I blame it on LBJ's great society and war on poverty. A lot of us will cheer Rob Emanuel's problems and likely defeat at the polls, but remember, he will just be replaced by someone who is the same or worse.

http://tinyurl.com/ybamky92
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

Tsk tsk Rahm can't mention the real problems. Best stick to guns and "lack of investment in the community". But Rahm has been going full out for the "immigrant" vote to keep his useless ass in office. City ID cards to illegals and other forms of pandering

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2018 08:30 AM (SiINZ)

208 I see the Utexas prof trying to get carry killed were thrown out of court!

I hope he landed on his head.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 18, 2018 08:30 AM (yQpMk)

209 I love a story with a happy ending

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=394275
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Bell said his office determined the shooting was justified and that no charges are warranted against the children.

I would think that all of The races, creeds, religions, sexual orientations, etc. must be investigated first
though.
Just in case of a white Hispanic

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:32 AM (8ikIW)

210 The local news in CO is also reporting that in addition to asking for DNA from the girls' necks, the defense has also requested DNA from the mom's hands and nails, and also the girls' nails.

None of this makes sense unless the dad is planning to change his story and claim that the mom did the killings, not him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 18, 2018 08:32 AM (fqUgw)

211 re: Morgana King

I can't read that name without thinking of this Kenny Rogers song. Best closing line in a song ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUKpULy0k40

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 08:33 AM (atTnz)

212 re: Jury Duty
Since there are now so few trials now due to plea bargaining and the "jury tax", if you get on a jury:
1) the defendant will be obviously guilty and has nothing to lose with rolling the dice with a trial,
2) obviously innocent but the prosecutor doesn't want to concede,
3) arguably innocent with a record they want to keep clean.

Finding an innocent man "not guilty" probably feels more rewarding than finding a guilty man "guilty".

Posted by: Chuck C at August 18, 2018 08:34 AM (YTxkQ)

213 I do love these old photos of mom and pop grocery stores from back in the 30s and 40s. Here you can see Campbell's soup for 12 cents. It is over a dollar now in discout big box stores.

http://tinyurl.com/y6vokmgk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:34 AM (mpXpK)

214 I do love these old photos of mom and pop grocery stores from back in the 30s and 40s. Here you can see Campbell's soup for 12 cents. It is over a dollar now in discout big box stores.

I did the inflation calc thingy, and that 21 cents is now worth $3.21

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:36 AM (8ikIW)

215 Um, Bruce...does the word "transposition" ring a bell?

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 08:37 AM (atTnz)

216 Re: Michigan unemployment benefits, when I was unemployed for about a year, I was collecting assistance, or food stamps, or SNAP, or whatever you choose to call it. The new rule would have made me ineligible to even file a claim, being between 18 and 49 and without kids. I'd have to work at least 20 hours a week to be eligible. I would've done anything for 20 hours a week, but absolutely couldn't get a callback. It was a really long year.

In Michigan, at least, the benefit was about $190/month on a card. The card only worked at grocery stores, and only for actual 100% food items. So I could get coffee, but not filters, for example. Maybe I wasn't scamming it right or something, but I wasn't quite living the high life with it.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 08:38 AM (y87Qq)

217 I do love these old photos of mom and pop grocery stores from back in the 30s and 40s. Here you can see Campbell's soup for 12 cents. It is over a dollar now in discout big box stores.

It be nice to not have to wander a large store to pick up those few items though.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:39 AM (8ikIW)

218 Pale Moon is wanting to give me and update so I will have to go off-line.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:40 AM (mpXpK)

219 I do love these old photos of mom and pop grocery stores from back in the 30s and 40s. Here you can see Campbell's soup for 12 cents. It is over a dollar now in discout big box stores.

I did the inflation calc thingy, and that 21 cents is now worth $3.21

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:36 AM

21 cents or 12 cents?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 18, 2018 08:40 AM (LOgQ4)

220 >>>Virginia communist Sen. Mark Warner on Friday said he plans to present an amendment preventing President Trump from 'arbitrarily revoking security clearances'.

It's amazing that the Dems need to take something that most people regard as reasonable (revoking the clearance of someone who no longer works there) and turn in into some horrible injustice and wrongdoing. They couldn't just let it go, as usual. I'm really hoping that tendency starts inflicting serious damage.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 18, 2018 08:40 AM (/qEW2)

221 Um, Bruce...does the word "transposition" ring a bell?
Posted by: creeper

Well crap. Hows $1.83 in 2017 money sound?

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:41 AM (8ikIW)

222 RIP Morgana King, the actress who played Don Corleone's wife in the first two Godfather films at age 87.

http://tinyurl.com/y9uzaqc2
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

She died on March 22, but it's just being reported now. Odd

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2018 08:41 AM (SiINZ)

223 "Virginia communist Sen. Mark Warner on Friday said he plans to present an amendment preventing President Trump from 'arbitrarily revoking security clearances'. "

I can't wait till he does the one about arbitrarily aborting a fetus.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:41 AM (wldC6)

224 I love a story with a happy ending

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=394275
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Colt Single Action .45, too.

The house is now at peace.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 18, 2018 08:42 AM (bZ7mE)

225 The local news in CO is also reporting that in addition to asking for DNA from the girls' necks, the defense has also requested DNA from the mom's hands and nails, and also the girls' nails.

None of this makes sense unless the dad is planning to change his story and claim that the mom did the killings, not him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 18, 2018 08:32 AM

If they find dad's DNA under their nails and on their necks it's even more bad news for Dad. He may try to make claims to mitigate his culpability. His DNA in those locations would prove that he really had to work at it while they were begging him to stop and trying to fight him off.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 18, 2018 08:42 AM (2NqXo)

226 23 Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/y798wg2y

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:50 AM (mpXpK)

Pac-Man? That's going to sail right over the heads of the under 29 year olds.

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 08:44 AM (sdi6R)

227 Well crap. Hows $1.83 in 2017 money sound?

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:41 AM (8ikIW)

That's more like it. And interesting. Campbell's soup hasn't kept pace with inflation.

Same Pale Moon update notice here. Wait for me, Vic!

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 08:44 AM (atTnz)

228 I believe in America. America has made my fortune...

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 18, 2018 08:46 AM (yQpMk)

229
21 cents or 12 cents?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 18, 2018 08:40 AM (LOgQ4)

12 cents, and considering that those small mom and pop stores were the equivalent of our 7-11 stores that is amazing.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:47 AM (mpXpK)

230 I believe in America. America has made my fortune...

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 18, 2018 08:46 AM (yQpMk)

Fredo Cuomo: It was never that great

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2018 08:47 AM (SiINZ)

231 Watching some of the LL World Series. It sure seems like for as small as the kids are, they have a very large strike zone. I know the camera angle can be deceiving, but you better be ready to swing at the pitch

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:47 AM (8ikIW)

232 228
I believe in America. America has made my fortune...

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 18, 2018 08:46 AM (yQpMk)
\Bonus points for Godfather quote.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:48 AM (mpXpK)

233 Angela Merkel is meeting Putin today. Has she got Mueller's ok?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 08:49 AM (ULoJS)

234 "12 cents, and considering that those small mom and pop stores were the equivalent of our 7-11 stores that is amazing."

There is a WWII government price control sign in the background of that photo.

Too blurry to read though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:49 AM (wldC6)

235 202 I love a story with a happy ending

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=394275
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:29 AM (wldC6)

I love DRT stories

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 08:50 AM (JFO2v)

236 234 Too blurry to read though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:49 AM (wldC6)

I read it easily?????

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:51 AM (mpXpK)

237 I hope he landed on his head.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 18, 2018 08:30 AM (yQpMk)

They call asking for money and I ask them when will they produce a U Chicago type Letter fo Free Speech?

The Free Speech zone is a 12" square hidden in a gully

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 08:51 AM (JFO2v)

238 There is a WWII government price control sign in the background of that photo.

Too blurry to read though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

It looks like this one.

https://tinyurl.com/ya4t7llf

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:51 AM (8ikIW)

239 I read it easily?????
Posted by: Vic

Damn Vic. Thems some good eyes you got.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:54 AM (8ikIW)

240 http://tinyurl.com/y6vokmgk
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:34 AM (mpXpK)

Damn More food there tan all of Venezuela today.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 08:55 AM (JFO2v)

241 There is a WWII government price control sign in the background of that photo.

Too blurry to read though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:49 AM (wldC6)

OK I misread that comment. I thought you were referring to the 12 cents price.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:56 AM (mpXpK)

242 Bill Kristol has his tutu in a knot, exclaiming over the revocation (and the revocations to come) of security clearances. Very odd. He's practically calling for a 25th amendment intervention. Trump seems to be over the target.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 08:57 AM (ULoJS)

243 As I recall it was only Democrat controlled for the first two years. But it may as well have been all Democrats.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:25 AM (mpXpK)

Did it in January/February 2009, so.....

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 08:57 AM (cvabZ)

244 242
Bill Kristol has his tutu in a knot, exclaiming over the revocation (and
the revocations to come) of security clearances. Very odd. He's
practically calling for a 25th amendment intervention. Trump seems to be
over the target.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 08:57 AM (ULoJS)

Billy Kristol can EABOD.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 08:58 AM (mpXpK)

245 Pac-Man? That's going to sail right over the heads of the under 29 year olds.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 08:44 AM (sdi6R)

----------------------

I've been watching the Jeopardy College Tournament of Champions. Nothing like seeing the blank stares from twenty-somethings regarding pop-culture references from your youth to make you feel old!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 18, 2018 08:58 AM (+F0Wk)

246 " Trump seems to be over the target."

Pilot to bomberdier: Open Bomb Bay doors...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 08:58 AM (wldC6)

247 Hiya

Posted by: JT at August 18, 2018 08:59 AM (DLK3N)

248
Hot sauce for only .12 cents, too. Huma! Grab the car keys, fire up the Scooby van! We're going back in time.

Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at August 18, 2018 08:59 AM (LOgQ4)

249 Hello JT.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 08:59 AM (y87Qq)

250 https://tinyurl.com/ya4t7llf
Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 08:51 AM (8ikIW)

Government price Controls what a bunch of bullshit. So my grandmother bought clothes at thrift stores, torn the stitches out and remade them for my Mom and her family. So cloth sat on store shelves overpriced or because people had no ration coupons. Everything big govt touches with pricing is fucked up.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 09:00 AM (JFO2v)

251 Bill Kristol has his tutu in a knot, exclaiming over the revocation (and the revocations to come) of security clearances. Very odd. He's practically calling for a 25th amendment intervention. Trump seems to be over the target.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 08:57 AM (ULoJS)

------------------------

I expect much of the news media relies on leaks from folks with clearance to know what is going on. When the leaks dry up, they may have to go out and do, you know, actual reporting. And that's just too much work!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 18, 2018 09:00 AM (+F0Wk)

252 242 Bill Kristol
If Kristol Blue died today I could not care less!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 09:01 AM (JFO2v)

253 BTW 12 cents in 1940 is the equivalent of $2.18 now using government numbers. Amazing what demonetization of the debt and going off the gold standard will do.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 09:01 AM (mpXpK)

254 "When the leaks dry up, they may have to go out and do, you know, actual reporting. And that's just too much work!"

Oh, the huge manatee!!

Speaking of which, I wonder how Lena Dunham is doing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 09:02 AM (wldC6)

255 It's amazing that the Dems need to take something that most people regard as reasonable (revoking the clearance of someone who no longer works there) and turn in into some horrible injustice and wrongdoing. They couldn't just let it go, as usual. I'm really hoping that tendency starts inflicting serious damage.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 18, 2018 08:40 AM (/qEW2)

It's interesting and diagnostic that the MSM take isn't "Democrats Pounce". Because that's all it is.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 09:02 AM (cvabZ)

256 Oooo...Pale Moon update runs like greased lightning. Didn't even bother with the 64-bit version.

Now to see if Pixy will communicate with it.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 09:03 AM (atTnz)

257 "t "Democrats Pounce". Because that's all it is."

I thought Tiggers bounced.

Oh....never mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 09:03 AM (wldC6)

258 Great read and video from Tucker about Trump's economic 3D chess game against the Chinese. Michael Pillsbury: China Has "New Respect" For U.S. Trade Strategy.
---
I hear he's a very stable genius.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2018 09:04 AM (YOhRS)

259 256
Oooo...Pale Moon update runs like greased lightning. Didn't even bother with the 64-bit version.

Now to see if Pixy will communicate with it.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 09:03 AM (atTnz)

Yeah, I was expecting it to be like Windows and take forever. It went right through it and is working fine.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 09:04 AM (mpXpK)

260 Oh, thank you, Pixy!

(reclines, smokes cigarette)

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 09:04 AM (atTnz)

261 Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 09:03 AM (atTnz)

Interesting. I gave up on PM years ago due to the bloat. They tightened it up?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 09:04 AM (cvabZ)

262 TFF
https://tinyurl.com/y8jk88hr

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 09:04 AM (JFO2v)

263 Speaking of which, I wonder how Lena Dunham is doing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 09:02 AM (wldC6)

mantee or leaks i think she does not leak anymore

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 09:06 AM (JFO2v)

264 Yah, Vic. I'm sitting here, waiting for the update to download, unpack and install. Noticed nothing happening. Wait! What? You're done already? Kewl!

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 09:06 AM (atTnz)

265 Good morning errbody. Good to be home drinking covfefe with the Mrs.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 18, 2018 09:06 AM (Y9uH4)

266 Pale Moon is the only non-microsnot browser I could get to work reliably in windows 10.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 09:06 AM (mpXpK)

267 I don't know WTF is up with Warner nowadays. He was okay (for a Democrat) as governor.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 09:06 AM (cvabZ)

268 Somebody here have a little trouble getting home the other night?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8bzxbed

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:07 AM (ULoJS)

269 I didn't even know Pyramid was back on again. That was one of my favorite game shows when I was a kid.

Posted by: Gem at August 18, 2018 09:08 AM (XoAz8)

270 They tightened it up?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2018 09:04 AM (cvabZ)

Oh boy, did they ever. For a full year I couldn't get a comment up here using the PC on Pale Moon. Runs like a Swiss watch now.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 09:08 AM (atTnz)

271 Someone be lyin mutha fukr

https://dailycaller.com/2018/08/17/cnn-panelist-pro-trump/

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 09:09 AM (JFO2v)

272 God morgen horden

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2018 09:11 AM (EZebt)

273 After the outcry Facebook reversed its deplatforming of PragerU last night and is trying to claim the ghost in the machine made a "mistake". Uh huh. It was a mistake all right.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:11 AM (ULoJS)

274 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8bzxbed
Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:07 AM (ULoJS)

That was hillarious...

but I looked at the guy's feed who posted it just for grins.

Pinned item is some anti-2A twaddle. Next item is some economically illiterate twaddle about minor league baseball.

At this point I closed the tab.

What a shame.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:13 AM (BRvh1)

275 Kofi Annan has gone on to his reward.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2018 09:14 AM (EZebt)

276 "Yeah, macrodosing with LSD is now the thing amongst Our Betters,
to make them more "creative" and smarter."

Huh.
That's gonna work out just fine,, innit ?
Well it actually makes sense of a lot of the baffier nonsense we see in the "news".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 18, 2018 09:14 AM (58Au8)

277 275 Kofi Annan has gone on to his reward.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2018 09:14 AM (EZebt)

would this reward be.... barbed?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:14 AM (BRvh1)

278 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:13 AM (BRvh1)

File, close. I AM IN CHARGE HERE!

Empowering, ain't it?

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 09:14 AM (atTnz)

279 "Kofi Annan has gone on to his reward."

Buh bye...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 09:15 AM (wldC6)

280 That was hillarious...

but I looked at the guy's feed who posted it just for grins.

Oh, yeah, I forgot to warn you. The story itself was just too funny, but ignore the guy and the rest of his feed. He's a dickweed of some sort.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:15 AM (ULoJS)

281 Huh.
That's gonna work out just fine,, innit ?
Well it actually makes sense of a lot of the baffier nonsense we see in the "news".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 18, 2018 09:14 AM (58Au

Not joking: it explains Pelsoi a little bit too well....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:15 AM (BRvh1)

282 https://dailycaller.com/2018/08/17/cnn-panelist-pro-trump/

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2018 09:09 AM (JFO2v)
---That first man knows what he's talking about. SSM confused rights with a legal status. The left feeds on confusion.
And the second guy, he just doesn't get the conversation that they are having.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2018 09:16 AM (YOhRS)

283 would this reward be.... barbed?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:14 AM (BRvh1)

Okay, on that lol I gotta go get stuff done.

Be well, all you morons & ettes.

Posted by: Gem at August 18, 2018 09:16 AM (XoAz8)

284 File, close. I AM IN CHARGE HERE!

Empowering, ain't it?
Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 09:14 AM (atTnz)

I just ain't got no patience anymore for nobodies who regurgitate thoughtless nonsense as their paean to the Demigods of "Correct Thinking".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:17 AM (BRvh1)

285 "I gotta go get stuff done. "

I do not understand these words, in this order.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 09:17 AM (wldC6)

286 After the outcry Facebook reversed its deplatforming of PragerU last night and is trying to claim the ghost in the machine made a "mistake". Uh huh. It was a mistake all right.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:11 AM (ULoJS)

Seems that Farecbook has a lot of "mistakes". That are only mistakes once they've been called out

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2018 09:17 AM (SiINZ)

287 Politico is claiming the Manafort jury is in fear.

https://tinyurl.com/y8fphv29

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:18 AM (ULoJS)

288 It does indeed.

MKUltra turned upside-down & inside out.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 18, 2018 09:18 AM (58Au8)

289 The Weekly Standsard roadshow:

https://tinyurl.com/ycg5cw8m

They are now to the left of Bill Maher

Posted by: Engelwood at August 18, 2018 09:19 AM (+er3N)

290 Good morning from Chicago, or as I like to call it, the Big Potato. So strange to be here. Strangely familiar.

My brain is fuzzy. I keep thinking of things to say, but they

Maybe after this tankard of coffee kicks in.

Posted by: mindful webworker - weary traveler at August 18, 2018 09:20 AM (GHdVx)

291 Front page is requesting to d/l multiple files. Something in the adware I am sure.

Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2018 09:20 AM (DH5wZ)

292 https://tinyurl.com/y8fphv29

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:18 AM (ULoJS)

---
Ellis didn't understand the new rules--and how fanatic the pro-Mueller side is for their hope of repealing the Trump presidency.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2018 09:21 AM (YOhRS)

293 "Conservatism" in a nutshell: "Leave me the hell alone, and stop trying to uproot civilization!"

"Liberalism" in a nutshell: "Everything not compulsory is forbidden, and I decide which is which. Otherwise it's the end of civilization!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:22 AM (BRvh1)

294 Twitter is censoring a GOP congressional candidate, the same woman Facebook censored last week.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9s8z8gk

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:22 AM (ULoJS)

295
"Kofi Annan has gone on to his reward."

The entire insect world breathes a sigh of relief.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 18, 2018 09:23 AM (LOgQ4)

296 129 86 ESPN will no longer air the playing of the national anthem at pro football games. "

.....

I heard Screamin A. Smith on the radio encouraging them to stop the kneeling.

They know the fans and Trump kicked their ass on this one.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 18, 2018 09:24 AM (w6Kq8)

297 Odd tidbit about the Mormons. Officially, they don't want to be referred to as "Mormons" or LDS anymore, but only by their full name "Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints" or alternatively "The Church". Even a lot of Mormons think it's silly, but their Prophet said God told him so, so they can't really do anything about it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 18, 2018 09:24 AM (/qEW2)

298 "Made in China 2025"

Missed this in May, but having been laid off this past Wednesday as Intel (INTC) sent my job to the PRC, it takes on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: SMOD at August 18, 2018 09:27 AM (e8kgV)

299 297 Odd tidbit about the Mormons. Officially, they don't want to be referred to as "Mormons" or LDS anymore, but only by their full name "Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints" or alternatively "The Church". Even a lot of Mormons think it's silly, but their Prophet said God told him so, so they can't really do anything about it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 18, 2018 09:24 AM (/qEW2)

If they want *me* to call them "The Church", they can go f*ck themselves through the flap in the front of their magic undies.

I hold no malice against them or their church, but that ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:27 AM (BRvh1)

300 I'm with Iowahawk: Now that PDJT has cancelled the military parade, he should just offer to buy everyone serving a beer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:28 AM (ULoJS)

301 300 I'm with Iowahawk: Now that PDJT has cancelled the military parade, he should just offer to buy everyone serving a beer.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:28 AM (ULoJS)

A perfect plan to make himself coup-proof.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:28 AM (BRvh1)

302 Virginia communist Sen. Mark Warner on Friday said he plans to present an amendment preventing President Trump from 'arbitrarily revoking security clearances'.

An amendment to what, I wonder

And Warner and I would define arbitrarily differently, I am sure.

Just More games, they will pounce on it until they find the next insane thing to screech about.

Posted by: LASue at August 18, 2018 09:29 AM (Z48ZB)

303 Now that PDJT has cancelled the military parade, he should just offer to buy everyone serving a beer.

I thought it was just postponed?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 09:30 AM (dUJdY)

304 *looks around, sees floor covered in hay, unfolded laundry from yesterday, blinds hanging a foot below the sill and an oven sprayed with cleaner that needs to be wiped out*

Later, all. Much later. Thanks for the wake-up with a smile.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2018 09:30 AM (atTnz)

305 I wanted to go to the range this morning to try out my new eyes but it's pouring down rain. Sad.

And apropos of nothing, I weighed my dressed out FAL battle rifle and it weighs a porky 15lbs, give or take, with a full 30rd magazine. I guess that explains why it soaks up recoil.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 18, 2018 09:30 AM (yQpMk)

306 A-a-a-a-a-and, Disney's crapification of their Star Wars property continues apace with-

"Star Wars: RESISTANCE!!!!!1111!!!111!!!!!!!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=55&v=bH_Ws7sA468

The SJW BS you love served up with crappy animation!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2018 09:31 AM (9q7Dl)

307 I'm with Iowahawk: Now that PDJT has cancelled the military parade, he should just offer to buy everyone serving a beer.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:28 AM (ULoJS)

Make it a Sam Adams too

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 09:31 AM (8ikIW)

308 "This man is a traitor to our country, and has systematically worked to undermine our electoral processes. Therefore I am revoking his clearances"

"WHY ARE YOU BEING SO ARBITRARY?!?!?!"

uhhh... this word you are using.... i do not think....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:31 AM (BRvh1)

309 300
I'm with Iowahawk: Now that PDJT has cancelled the military parade, he should just offer to buy everyone serving a beer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:28 AM (ULoJS)

He cancelled it because the price had tun up into the multi-millions of dollars. He said the money would be better spent on equipment to fight with.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 09:32 AM (mpXpK)

310 He cancelled it because the price had tun up into the multi-millions of dollars. He said the money would be better spent on equipment to fight with.
Posted by: Vic

Money? Equipment? Whadda ya mean?

....NATO...

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 09:33 AM (8ikIW)

311 Michelle Wolf, the skank who spent her 15 minutes at the White House Correspondents Dinner insulting Sarah Sanders weight, has been fired by Netflix three months into her TV show. She's probably going to have to now move to a rental in the valley and get a job selling shoes.

So it shall be for all of the oppo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:33 AM (ULoJS)

312 So it shall be for all of the oppo.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:33 AM (ULoJS)

The Curse of Trumpankhamun

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:34 AM (BRvh1)

313 She's probably going to have to now move to a rental in the valley and get a job selling ~~shoes~~ handies and beejers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 09:34 AM (wldC6)

314 Twitter is censoring a GOP congressional candidate, the same woman Facebook censored last week.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9s8z8gk
Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:22 AM (ULoJS)

Comrades, showing the bloody truth about glorious workers' paradises is strictly forbidden on non-biased social media

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2018 09:34 AM (SiINZ)

315 311
Michelle Wolf, the skank who spent her 15 minutes at the White House
Correspondents Dinner insulting Sarah Sanders weight, has been fired by
Netflix three months into her TV show. She's probably going to have to
now move to a rental in the valley and get a job selling shoes.

So it shall be for all of the oppo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 18, 2018 09:33 AM (ULoJS)

Yeah but she was fired because the show stunk and nobody was watching it. Not because she was a liberal scank.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 09:34 AM (mpXpK)

316 (297) In marketing, they worry about "branding" a lot. Don't care about the customer or the product, just exactly and precisely how it is branded. It must be consistent. Imagine the new ideas the kids in their HR department can come up with. Lots of money at stake.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 18, 2018 09:34 AM (RuIsu)

317 A-a-a-a-a-and, Disney's crapification of their Star Wars property continues apace with-

"Star Wars: RESISTANCE!!!!!1111!!!111!!!!!!!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=55&v=bH_Ws7sA468

The SJW BS you love served up with crappy animation!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2018 09:31 AM (9q7Dl)

Resistance. Gee, I wonder if there's any political meaning in that, Disney comrades?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2018 09:36 AM (SiINZ)

318 After reading here, I now understand the ridiculous press hissy fit over revoking security clearances.
All the Mfm speak sources are about to dry up!
Duh! How did I miss that.
But the horde. They miss nothing!

Posted by: LASue at August 18, 2018 09:36 AM (Z48ZB)

319 "Yeah but she was fired because the show stunk and nobody was watching it. Not because she was a liberal scank. "

That is exactly how the system is supposed to work.

Your product sucks...it fails.

Your product is a good value for the price, or fills an identified need or want...you make money.

Her product sucked.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 09:36 AM (wldC6)

320 Michelle Fire got Wolfed!

That's sexists against womenses!!

Posted by: Nancy Palsy at August 18, 2018 09:36 AM (BRvh1)

321 Is Michelle Wolfe one of those new wave comedians who is proudly unfunny?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 18, 2018 09:37 AM (nBr1j)

322 321 Is Michelle Wolfe one of those new wave comedians who is proudly unfunny?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 18, 2018 09:37 AM (nBr1j)

a.k.a. Daily Show writer

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:38 AM (BRvh1)

323 According to YaHOOooo news,
Trumps! twitter rants "exhaust" Melania.

Why ? does she have to type them up?
Or Exhaust as in boom chika wa wa ?

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 09:38 AM (8ikIW)

324 "Is Michelle Wolfe one of those new wave comedians who is proudly unfunny?"

Yup.

Kinda like those new wave scientists.
Who don't even science.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2018 09:38 AM (wldC6)

325 295
"Kofi Annan has gone on to his reward."

He's back to scamming money at the UN?

Posted by: Not a Hawkeye at August 18, 2018 09:39 AM (VWE5i)

326 Kinda like those new wave scientists.
Who don't even science.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

There's a recent study out from some buncha dumb shits that shows that New Wave Scientists like to do studies. Especially about unimportant stuff

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 09:40 AM (8ikIW)

327 Revoking John Brennan's security clearance doesn't hinder from his speciality of mentally ill behavior does it? If he still say unhinged things, and I believe he can, than Brennan has lost nothing.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 18, 2018 09:40 AM (nBr1j)

328 My new movie:

"G.I. Joe: Space Marines"

tagline: "Make The Universe Great Again!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:41 AM (BRvh1)

329 I hope this is okay to post. The fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

https://tinyurl.com/ybzqjty3

Posted by: Hordeling Looking for Help at August 18, 2018 09:42 AM (wbRN9)

330 Hmmm..... D'souza's "Death of a Nation", which is OVERTLY political, still seems to have grossed about $4.5 million according to the NYT (not linking, f*ck them).

So how much money do you think an overtly pro-Trump, but otherwise apolitical, movie could make?

A rompy, campy action flick or maybe a political thriller. Something like that.

There's gotta be cash to be made by a big production house willing to take a risk.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:47 AM (BRvh1)

331 Re: Cuomo election chances
I know that it would be impossible for upstate New York to form its own new state, but could it petition to redraw state boundaries to move everything outside of NYC into Vermont?

Posted by: Not a Hawkeye at August 18, 2018 09:49 AM (VWE5i)

332 There's gotta be cash to be made by a big production house willing to take a risk.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Okay, can we have an all LGBTQZXT cast that wear burqas and hate Trump! and America?

...Hollywood...

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 09:49 AM (8ikIW)

333 I had a really strange dream. I was back in high school, near graduation, but the class was just a bunch of strangers I didn't really like, and... Alex. Who had short _dark_ hair instead of red hair. And we were all in this open-air restaurant place getting ready for our pre-graduation archer and wild pig attack. I had a booth near the top of the hill that I was trying to make into a fort with some cardboard boxes and stuff. I woke up when the first squealing was approaching from the distance...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 18, 2018 09:50 AM (4/Ko5)

334 331
Re: Cuomo election chances

I know that it would be impossible for upstate New York to form its
own new state, but could it petition to redraw state boundaries to move
everything outside of NYC into Vermont?

Posted by: Not a Hawkeye at August 18, 2018 09:49 AM (VWE5i)

There have been actions in the past to split upstate away from NYC and Long Island. The Democrats in congress will never allow it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 09:51 AM (mpXpK)

335 There have been actions in the past to split upstate away from NYC and Long Island. The Democrats in congress will never allow it.
Posted by: Vic

Maybe they could figure a way to join up with the rest of Illinois and leave Chicago floating in space

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 09:52 AM (8ikIW)

336
Finally!

A Sharknado movie involving time travel!

"The Last Sharknado: It's About Time"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=100&v=xygG4UA3R88

Pure unadulterated garbage...but fun!

And thus, better and more entertaining than the next Star Wars.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2018 09:53 AM (9q7Dl)

337 If it hasn't been mentioned... the social media censoring of conservatives has not gone unnoticed by PDT.

Couple of tweets this morning about it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2018 09:54 AM (iiixZ)

338 CONTENT: How do you keep a Moron busy all day? (see comments)

COMMENTS: How do you keep a Moron busy all day? (see content)

(It's funny because it has the ring of truth)

Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2018 09:55 AM (m45I2)

339 Pure unadulterated garbage...but fun!

And thus, better and more entertaining than the next Star Wars.

Posted by: naturalfake

Tara Reid is not aging well at all.

Also, I can't wait for Rifftrax to get a hold of it.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 09:56 AM (8ikIW)

340 Finally!

A Sharknado movie involving time travel!

"The Last Sharknado: It's About Time"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=100&v=xygG4UA3R88

Pure unadulterated garbage...but fun!

And thus, better and more entertaining than the next Star Wars.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2018 09:53 AM (9q7Dl)

It's on this Sunday and it's to be the last in the series.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2018 09:56 AM (SiINZ)

341 John Brennan, the guy who voted for a Stalinist, broke into the State Dept. for birth certificates, bugged the House cloakrooms, wiretapped the Justices' chambers, surveilled journalists, placed spies into a political campaign and hacked into Diane Feinstein's Senate computers and then lied about it under oath says Donald Trump is drunk on power.

You're the expert, pal!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 18, 2018 09:58 AM (Ndje9)

342 It's on this Sunday and it's to be the last in the series.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2018 09:56 AM (SiINZ)

Next up is "Badgerlanche!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:58 AM (BRvh1)

343 The California bill doesn't prohibit parents from purchasing a soda with their kids' meal, it just makes milk or water or fizzy water or nondairy milk substitute the "default" drink that comes with a meal that is marketed as a Kids' Meal.

So it's a stupid law in the first place. Ostensibly to prevent childhood obesity (with no means of measuring whether it is successful), and to help kids "learn to make healthy choices" by imposing a predetermined choice upon them. This is not a proper role of government, by any stretch.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2018 09:59 AM (m45I2)

344 John Brennan, the guy who voted for a Stalinist, broke into the State Dept. for birth certificates, bugged the House cloakrooms, wiretapped the Justices' chambers, surveilled journalists, placed spies into a political campaign and hacked into Diane Feinstein's Senate computers and then lied about it under oath says Donald Trump is drunk on power.

You're the expert, pal!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 18, 2018 09:58 AM (Ndje9)

See?!?! Taking away his security clearance is the death of democracy!! Somehow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2018 10:00 AM (SiINZ)

345

Peanut butter cookies with raisins.

Posted by: Sons of Peter Gunn at August 18, 2018 10:01 AM (XeN7w)

346 "Michelle Wolf, the skank who spent her 15 minutes at the White House
Correspondents Dinner insulting Sarah Sanders weight, has been fired by
Netflix three months into her TV show. She's probably going to have to
now move to a rental in the valley and get a job selling shoes."

Well, there is always lower tier porn or snuff films.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 18, 2018 10:02 AM (EoRCO)

347 CA is at it again; kids in CA at restaurants will
now only be allowed to have water or milk with their meals. I guess kids
who are lactose intolerant are just SOL. But that's what they get for
having parents who have not yet left this failed State. Could this be
considered child abuse?

http://tinyurl.com/y7m24bhc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 06:47 AM (mpXpK)

I wonder if there are any exemptions for places like Disneyland, Knott's Berry Farm, Chuck E. Cheese, etc.
I mean, who drinks milk with pizza, except when eating a school lunch?

Posted by: Bert G at August 18, 2018 10:02 AM (yzxic)

348 Nothing says "Happy Meal" like a big, old 48 ounces of purple drank.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 18, 2018 10:04 AM (EoRCO)

349 Private companies should have the right to enforce their own terms of service
No shirts no shoes no service

Posted by: Comrade at August 18, 2018 10:04 AM (96tA0)

350 There are no citizens in CA, only hostages.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 10:04 AM (89T5c)

351 341 John Brennan, the guy who voted for a Stalinist, broke into the State Dept. for birth certificates, bugged the House cloakrooms, wiretapped the Justices' chambers, surveilled journalists, placed spies into a political campaign and hacked into Diane Feinstein's Senate computers and then lied about it under oath says Donald Trump is drunk on power.

You're the expert, pal!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 18, 2018 09:58 AM (Ndje9)

More projection. The Left just can't help themselves.

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 10:05 AM (sdi6R)

352 Now that PDJT has cancelled the military parade, he should just offer to buy everyone serving a beer.

I thought it was just postponed?

*******

No, it's just being combined into one event with the occupation of Mexico.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2018 10:05 AM (m45I2)

353 I mean, who drinks milk with pizza, except when eating a school lunch?
Posted by: Bert G

And it better be almond milk to you animal hater!

...Silent Vegans...okay, even we can't write that without rolling our eyes...

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 10:05 AM (8ikIW)

354 It remains illegal to leak information, but now it's illegal for a whole ' other set of people to leak to the leaked.

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2018 10:06 AM (CWvyb)

355 Milk has a shit ton of sugar in it as well. So stupid, but ,hey, California right?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 18, 2018 10:07 AM (FTPVM)

356 No shirts no shoes no service

Posted by: Comrade at August 18, 2018 10:04 AM (96tA0)

....and no man-buns.

Posted by: BignJames at August 18, 2018 10:07 AM (0+nbW)

357 Well, there is always lower tier...snuff films.

********

Implying that there is such a thing as an upper tier snuff film?

Hmmm...

Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2018 10:07 AM (m45I2)

358 . So far this year, I've worked in nine states from coast to coast. My next job will make it ten.
Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 18, 2018 07:32 AM (R5lpX)

You should get a free private island on your tenth state.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 18, 2018 10:08 AM (CE6iV)

359 328 My new movie:

"G.I. Joe: Space Marines"

tagline: "Make The Universe Great Again!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2018 09:41 AM (BRvh1)

That sounds like the old "Alien Legion" comic. I talked to the creator of Alien Legion at a comic con last year, he said that a major studio has the rights to it, but as yet has sat on the project.

On a related note, Chuck Dixon, who's probably written more Batman comics than anyone else, has a new comic coming out -"Trump Space Force": a Trump & Co. fight aliens. Looks like a fun book. Make Space Great Again!

https://tinyurl.com/y7tl9nvj

Posted by: josephistan at August 18, 2018 10:08 AM (Izzlo)

360 No shirts no shoes no service

Posted by: Comrade at August 18, 2018 10:04 AM (96tA0)

....and no man-buns.
Posted by: BignJames

Or ear gauges. Or more then 4 piercings that can be seen. Just because that turns my stomach

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 10:08 AM (8ikIW)

361 Even a lot of Mormons think it's silly, but their Prophet said God told him so, so they can't really do anything about it.

Who is their Prophet?

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at August 18, 2018 10:08 AM (czkHE)

362 What is it about today. Are all the new threads going to be late?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 10:09 AM (mpXpK)

363 Who is their Prophet?
Posted by: MAC SOG

Last we saw, James Comey had the glasses and gold plates....

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 10:10 AM (8ikIW)

364 Where is Harley Davidson moving to?

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 10:11 AM (8ikIW)

365 12 former senior intel traitors and 60 former agents signing letters condemning TGE's treatment of Brennan...makes 72 more orders for pikes to place heads upon.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 18, 2018 10:12 AM (FTPVM)

366 "Implying that there is such a thing as an upper tier snuff film?

Hmmm...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2018 10:07 AM (m45I2)"

Of course. Just ask the Podesta brothers !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 18, 2018 10:12 AM (58Au8)

367 makes 72 more orders for pikes to place heads upon.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth

Crank up the mimeograph machines!

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2018 10:12 AM (8ikIW)

368 How about this idea?

Since legislatures are bound and determined to impose social engineering laws, there should be a requirement that the law have not only a stated purpose or identifiable goal, but also include a time-limited trial period with measurement of the achievement or progress toward that goal, (linking cause and effect) and an automatic phase-out if the proposed goal is not attained. To be funded out of operational funds of the Party that sponsored the legislation.

You don't show a reduction in childhood obesity within 18 months, your bill becomes null and void.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2018 10:12 AM (m45I2)

369 I think I'll take a break from yard work this weekend. I mowed last weekend so it doesn't really need it. There are a few other things I could do, but nah.

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 10:14 AM (sdi6R)

370 If banning plastic straws doesn't result in a measurable increase in sea turtle population within 12 months, the ban goes "bye-bye".

Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2018 10:14 AM (m45I2)

371 Looks like a lamb, speaks like a dragon

Pope Fuckface and every professional politician

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 18, 2018 10:14 AM (FTPVM)

372 Oh, who am I kidding?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2018 10:14 AM (m45I2)

373 "368 How about this idea?

Since legislatures are bound and determined to impose social engineering laws, there should be a requirement that the law have not only a stated purpose or identifiable goal, but also include a time-limited trial period with measurement of the achievement or progress toward that goal, (linking cause and effect) and an automatic phase-out if the proposed goal is not attained. To be funded out of operational funds of the Party that sponsored the legislation.

You don't show a reduction in childhood obesity within 18 months, your bill becomes null and void.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2018 10:12 AM (m45I2)"

I really hope that PDT has someone reading this blog.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 18, 2018 10:14 AM (58Au8)

374 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2018 10:15 AM (mpXpK)

375 MOOD

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 18, 2018 10:16 AM (CE6iV)

376 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, August 18, 2018. On this day in 1920 the Nineteenth Amendment was ratified, giving women the right to vote.

-
I wanted to post in memory of the Battle of Amiens on its 100 year anniversary. It was the day the morale of the German army collapsed, the day Ludendorff called the black day of the German army, and the beginning of the so-called 100 days offensive that won the war. Unfortunately, I remembered the date as August 18 but it was actually August 8. So jump in Ace's time machine and go back ten days.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 18, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)

377 I do like this line from the California soda article:

"No one gets in the way of Isaiah Palacios and his soda."

Would make a good tag line for a movie.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2018 10:20 AM (m45I2)

378 You thought John Wick was trouble when they killed his dog? Wait until you see Isaiah Palacios when they take his root beer!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2018 10:20 AM (m45I2)

379 Interesting op-ed piece by Newt Gingrich over at Fox about the "demons" Democrats are unleashing and how they are trying to paper this socialist movement over as a fringe element. Spoiler alert: they are not.

Apparently their magazine is called "Jacobin". Any person who even tangentially knows about the French Revolution realizes the Jacobins were behind the reign of terror and virulently anti Catholic (really anti Christian).

Their endgame is to essentially install socialism, by force if necessary. Their entire agenda is anti democratic and despotic. It's also very quickly overtaking the Democrat Party- and is really their mainstream agenda, which they are once again trying to hide.

Read the article. Understand the implications. You'll want to go vote tomorrow.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 18, 2018 10:29 AM (neTGq)

380 Some rabid anti Trump person was doing on and on about how Trump hates people (in a thread about Trump sending a birthday card to a 100 year old Veteran) and someone responded:

"I don't understand your particular kind of stupid,
but I admire your total dedication to it."

That made me laugh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2018 10:29 AM (AllCR)

381 You know for an organization that has less than 0.02% of the population of the entire United States, we are sure some powerful boogeyman's ain't we?

I was told there would be no math but...

NRA membership is somewhere around 5 million, so something just north of 1.5%.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 18, 2018 10:30 AM (4jqDR)

382 Private companies should have the right to enforce their own terms of service
No shirts no shoes no service
Posted by: Comrade at August 18, 2018 10:04 AM (96tA0)

Bake the fucking cake, Dunce.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 18, 2018 11:10 AM (yQpMk)

383 Tablet sign in.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 18, 2018 02:41 PM (Evws/)

384 Pet Thread is up.

Posted by: KTbarthedoor at August 18, 2018 03:02 PM (BVQ+1)

385 Seven inches of rain in my part of Arkansas this week. I wish a way could be found to divert some to wash away the human shit on the streets of San Francisco where I worked for many a year. But realistically it would take a flood of Biblical proportions. The politicians were headed toward zany in my time--remember Jefferson Fuck Poland, his name on the ballot?--but now they are full-blown psychotic.

Posted by: Jerry Jay Carroll at August 19, 2018 08:46 AM (SYCeT)

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