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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (7/31/18 )
It's the scene every Friday at the cafeteria of Valley Park Middle School in Toronto. That's not a private academy, it's a public school funded by taxpayers. And yet, oddly enough, what's going on is a prayer service – oh, relax, it's not Anglican or anything improper like that; it's Muslim Friday prayers, and the Toronto District School Board says don't worry, it's just for convenience: They put the cafeteria at the local imams' disposal because otherwise the kids would have to troop off to the local mosque and then they'd be late for Lesbian History class or whatever subject is scheduled for Friday afternoon. Mark Steyn
Quote II
“No plans to run. But I’m randomly in Boston today, and happen to have had lunch with someone who does a lot of work in New Hampshire. As he’d say, ‘Ya nevah know.'”Skipper BiffBill Kristol
Is Skipper Biff thinking about
Quote III
"A picture is worth a thousand words"-English language-idiom
Any of you Morons get something like this in the mail? If so, what are your plans with the survey?
My thoughts? We fought the Revolutionary War?
Perhaps it is time to drop the NetFlix account. SMFH.
Hmmm interesting. Without Obama propping the Mullahs in Iran, Things are getting dicey in Iran.
Ideal assumptions? Yeah, blow me.
Under ideal assumptions, Blahous writes, Medicare for All would mean that federal spending on health care would rise to 12.7 percent of GDP by 2031, roughly doubling its current rate. Doubling all current income and corporate tax revenues would be insufficient to finance this massive growth in federal spending, which would itself be more than double all currently projected federal discretionary appropriations. This enormous price tag is actually marginally less than current projected national health expenditures over the same period of time. The paper finds that under ideal conditions, national health expenditures (NHEs) would be about $90 billion less in 2022 under the Medicare for All plan, thanks in large part to a drop in administrative costs and a slight fall off in personal health spending.
America's first high-tech coup is still ongoing.
In the rest of the world, just like in America, coups have useful idiots who do the grunt work for the real powers that be, the untouchable members of the global elites. In the rest of the world, these elites, not having bet on the winning horse, quietly retire to live out their lives in obscurity on private estates in small offshore islands. In America, Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton live in Kalorama and Westchester County and get standing ovations from their brainwashed cult members wherever they go.
Though it may sound odd, there is something of an informal hierarchy and honor code among criminals and prison inmates, and those who prey upon young children are generally held in low regard or flatly despised by other criminals who are at least honorable enough to leave children alone. As such, it was no great surprise to learn that a convicted terrorist who had threatened violence against the young royal prince in the United Kingdom received a bit of “prison justice” from unknown assailants who were incarcerated with him. According to The U.K. Sun, a 32-year-old self-proclaimed follower of the Islamic State group was allegedly assaulted in prison and slashed with a makeshift knife by at least one other inmate who has yet to be identified by authorities.
In a society of litigation, This will be fun to watch, from a distance, like a 10' pole distance.
July 31, 1971, James Taylor went to No.1 on the US singles chart with the Carole King song 'You've Got A Friend', (included in her album Tapestry and James Taylor's album Mud Slide Slim). The song would go on to win the 1971 Grammy Award for Best Pop Vocal male Performance and Song Of The Year. via thisdayinmusic.comLittle did Taylor know that he would be soothing the emotionally damaged country of France some 45 years later.
It has taken a while, but.........NASA has released thousands of hours of never been before released tapes of Apollo 11.
When Apollo 11 descended from the heavens, touching down on the moon on July 20, 1969, three brave men became immortals, the types of men forever remembered for a single act that defined their storied careers. Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins might be the names we associate with that first mission to the moon, but it was a team of engineers, analysts, supervisors, and experts who ultimately got them there. Today, for the first time ever, NASA has released over 19,000 hours worth of audio from this historical mission.Pretty damn cool!!!!
Photographic evidence that there are some lucky people in the world.
Twenty states announced Monday that they plan to ask a federal judge in Seattle to immediately issue a temporary restraining order against Defense Distributed, a Texas-based group that has already begun making 3D-printer gun files available on its DEFCAD website after a recent legal settlement with the US State Department.
"After almost 18 months I was skeptical that there was anything else that this administration would do that would truly shock me, but they have," Washington Attorney General Bob Ferguson told reporters assembled in Olympia and by phone. "Frankly, it is terrifying... We think that it is important to put a stop to this right away and make it as difficult as humanly possible to access this information.
We covered this story about two weeks ago in the Weekend Gun Thread. The ONT's crystal ball? Imminent injunction. Massive law suit. It lands in the SCOTUS where Justice Brett Kavanaugh is the 5th vote to uphold Defense Defended's right to publish the 3-D printable files. Tell me how the drunken crooked hag would have been a better POTUS than DJT.
Do you remember the old trick of warm water and a sleeping person's fingers? Not these kids. Genius Award Winners.
A 15-year-old teen suffered second-degree burns to his face and body after his friends allegedly poured boiling hot water on him as he slept in a bid to complete the “Hot Water Challenge.” Kyland Clark, of Indianapolis, said that he and his friends were watching videos of the challenge last week on YouTube before he fell asleep, and that his friend had attempted the challenge as a joke, Fox 59 reported.
Three kids are being praised for doing the right thing after they found a wallet stuffed with cash and returned it to the owners. Jamie Carlton’s son had dropped his wallet outside of his car in the driveway of their Aurora, Colorado home earlier this month. At the time, the wallet contained $700 in cash.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Denny Crane at July 31, 2018 09:31 PM (wbRN9)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 31, 2018 09:31 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 09:31 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 09:32 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as Mean, Still a Marine at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (8kkL4)
Yes several years ago. I threw it in the trash.
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 09:34 PM (Ym96w)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2018 09:34 PM (uDcBt)
https://bit.ly/2v4siQp
P.S. I'm going to try wiki markup and see if I can make a live link.
[url]https://bit.ly/2v4siQp[/url]
Posted by: mr_jack at July 31, 2018 09:34 PM (57l0O)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (8kkL4)
Tell him to get off his butt and put out some effort.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: mindful webworker's cell at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (Ym96w)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (FUYQm)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (Ym96
But, you're our bum.
So that means something.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 09:36 PM (3Pma+)
https://bit.ly/2LRqNys
Posted by: mr_jack at July 31, 2018 09:36 PM (57l0O)
The American Community Survey. Your response is required by law.
Fuck you. Come back with a warrant, pigs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: jmel at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (hyuyC)
Pray HARD.
'night all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (ptqGC)
I wonder how much of the documentary will focus on his Calypso singing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s2hW2PUVtU
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (w1RR+)
Posted by: Creek at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (13BOh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:38 PM (w1RR+)
The good news is that my car insurance is half of what it was in California.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (/3v/C)
Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (V+03K)
Fuck you. Come back with a warrant, pigs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (eXA4G)
And how do I get a subscription to your newsletter?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Old Man with Onion on his Belt at July 31, 2018 09:40 PM (Vfveq)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (/3v/C)
Tell 'em you're a broad and you'll pay even less.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 09:40 PM (3Pma+)
Fuck you. Come back with a warrant, pigs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (eXA4G)
And how do I get a subscription to your newsletter?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (3Pma+)
Send me a self-addressed, stamped envelope addressed to US Department of Commerce, Economics and Statistics Administration, US Census Bureau.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:41 PM (eXA4G)
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I don't get the watermelon one.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2018 09:42 PM (KDpai)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (UdKB7)
Better hope you're not affiliated with Donald Trump, or you're going down, mister.
Posted by: Team Mueller at July 31, 2018 09:43 PM (U7voe)
Thunder Below, by Eugene Fluckey. The war patrols of USS Barb, the submarine that "sank" a train.
In that book I can imagine people saying "This is a plan, an awesome plan. I am proud to be part of this plan. Let's do it!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 09:43 PM (0QYMt)
Its time to wake up everybody. Link to 8chan thread of q research memes. Link to 22k memes q research mega meme drop is in OP message.
https://8ch.net/qresearch/res/2163922.html
https://mega.nz/#F!XtNhURSb!1Mdrvt-Y_onBw5VlFDRdCQ
http://irc.qclearancearchive.net
Neontevolt
CrazyDaysandNights
Justinformed Talk YouTube channell.
Extra brrad! YouTube Isaac Kappy interviews.
Sleep well and enjoy pure evil getting exposed to light.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 09:43 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2018 09:44 PM (UFyv9)
I don't get the watermelon one.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2018 09:42 PM (KDpai)
no seeds
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:44 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (eXA4G)
Law-law, or pen and phone law?
Posted by: Team Mueller at July 31, 2018 09:44 PM (U7voe)
Who the f**k is in charge there?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2018 09:45 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2018 09:46 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 09:46 PM (U7voe)
I don't get the watermelon one.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2018 09:42 PM (KDpai)
no seeds
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:44 PM (eXA4G)
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OK. Don't know what luck has to do with it, though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seedless_fruit
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2018 09:47 PM (KDpai)
So why would NASA hang onto those files for so long?
Who the f**k is in charge there?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2018 09:45 PM (0tfLf)
We got the order to release them 10 years ago. I told 'em okay, after the Muslim outreach is set up... in two weeks..... inshallah.
Posted by: Mohammed al-Rocket at July 31, 2018 09:48 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2018 09:45 PM (0tfLf)
I'm sorry, I can't process your inquiry as to who the fuck is in charge here until you submit form DAQ-1369-BBQWERTY-2(a) "Inquiry As To Who The Fuck Is In Charge Here", in triplicate, and pay the processing fee.
I'm sorry, but I only have blank forms in Polish and Arabic. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Posted by: TEH BUREAUCRACY at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (U7voe)
The good news is that my car insurance is half of what it was in California.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
Colorado Alex
Where will you be living in the vast tepid wasteland of Columbus Ohio?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (S6Pax)
He penning today has far outstripped his extended metaphor of clowns with flaming boners (which honestly lacked pithyness and brevity for all it carried with invocation of timeless imagery and directed imagination)
"Not even close, queerbaits. I mean the minute I even think I smell the End of Days are coming, I'm heading to Jim Acosta's house with a bottle of Mangria and a spork."
Echoes of Bun-Bun. Sheer poetry. But in prose.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (2K6fY)
Where will you be living in the vast tepid wasteland of Columbus Ohio?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (S6Pax)
Lewis Center area.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:51 PM (/3v/C)
Echoes of Bun-Bun. Sheer poetry. But in prose.
Posted by: Kindltot
Yes indeedy doody. I live no where close to Jim Acosta, but it made me want to go down to a local TV station and hurt someone working there.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 09:51 PM (S6Pax)
Impossible! Knives are banned!
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 09:52 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
Well Wow-Wee.
You are not far from me and Tonypete.
I live to the east of you in Genoa Township, north of Westerville.
And the son of the postman lives the next street over.
Tonypete lives in Highland Lakes. Close enough to smell you.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 09:53 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2018 09:53 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 09:52 PM (U7voe)
Thank goodness he was already in prison!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 09:53 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2018 09:54 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2018 09:54 PM (SiINZ)
You are not far from me and Tonypete.
I live to the east of you in Genoa Township, north of Westerville.
And the son of the postman lives the next street over.
Tonypete lives in Highland Lakes. Close enough to smell you.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 09:53 PM (S6Pax)
Damn it. I knew this area seemed shady. Shoulda gone with my gut...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:54 PM (/3v/C)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 09:55 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 09:55 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:54 PM (/3v/C)
Head over to those things you may have heard of in California, but never seen in person: the Gun Shop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:56 PM (w1RR+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 09:56 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 09:56 PM (DMUuz)
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Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2018 09:56 PM (SiINZ)
Is that like Skydiving Elvis'? (Elvi? Elvises?) I mean, that would be totally Vegas to have skydiving POTUSes from Trump on back - you know skydiving Teddy Roosevelt and skydiving Andrew Jackson would be thinking how they could use that to increase their kill-ratios.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 09:57 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:56 PM (w1RR+)
I was driving around and saw one and nearly wept, because I knew I was back in civilized lands. Then I went to the BMV and realized that I was mistaken.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:57 PM (/3v/C)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:57 PM (w1RR+)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 09:58 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 09:58 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:57 PM (/3v/C)
The B/DMV is always an Undiscovered Country. It is like a Bureaucratic Embassy into normal people's lives.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:59 PM (w1RR+)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 09:58 PM (2DOZq)
Yes. It's not mine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:59 PM (w1RR+)
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 09:59 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 10:00 PM (/3v/C)
Any of you Morons get something like this in the mail? If so, what are your plans with the survey?
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I got it for the last one. I told them what the actual, written laws tell me I had to tell them for the Census only.
Number of people in the home. Ages of people in the home. Ethnicity of people in the home. I left the rest blank and sent it in. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 10:01 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 09:59 PM (U7voe)
Yes. Just a tad. Still, I think the second series is the best. First is damned fine as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:01 PM (w1RR+)
https://www.facebook.com/danicajanetaylor/
She is home in Alaska with a new brother and is in remission, and I thank you for your prayers. Sometimes good things happen in a hard world.
I am now going to go into the bathroom and cry for awhile.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2018 10:01 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 10:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 10:02 PM (3Pma+)
I am now going to go into the bathroom and cry for awhile.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2018 10:01 PM (BfOXk)
Glad to hear the good news.
Her eyes are remarkable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:03 PM (w1RR+)
The American Community Survey. Your response is required by law.
Any of you Morons get something like this in the mail? If so, what are your plans with the survey?
I'd open it and respond to it because I'm a good citizen! I kid. I'd probably have it get mixed up with the junk mail and throw it away.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2018 10:03 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:04 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2018 10:05 PM (EhLsG)
Posted by: PJ at July 31, 2018 10:05 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: BigZesty at July 31, 2018 10:06 PM (RSX8G)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2018 10:06 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: the 7th seal at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (Z7oqE)
I was reading through the material after filling out the questionnaire. It seems in beautiful Fayette county jurors are paid $12.50 'a day.'
A princely sum. I will have to decide which color to get the Corvette in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (w1RR+)
Posted by: Lancelot Link
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Sure.
C'mon, make it challenging, make it Soros' wallet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:08 PM (U7voe)
Talking about your luck is a sure fire way to not have any.
The gods are not mocked. And they lurv to F**k ppl up.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 31, 2018 10:08 PM (7f50i)
Posted by: Lancelot Link
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Sure.
C'mon, make it challenging, make it Soros' wallet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (xSo9G)
Can we burn the wallet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:08 PM (w1RR+)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:08 PM (8kkL4)
As regards Medicare4ALL:
"The combined net worth of all US billionaires is $2.7 trillion.
That means if you were to tax billionaires at 100% AND send in agents to forcibly seize and liquidate all their property assets, you couldn't even fund it for one year."
Ooops.
Link: https://tinyurl.com/y82px259
Posted by: ibguy at July 31, 2018 10:09 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:09 PM (N1ZXu)
Got a call a few weeks later, informing me that I was required by law to participate.
I told the person on the other end of the line that I had filled out a census form in 2010, and would happily fill one out again in 2020. I reminded her that the Constitution specifically called for a Census every ten years for the purpose of delegating Congressional seats and assessing taxes, nothing more.
I said that in between those 10 years, I didn't want to hear from the government, as any information that they needed to carry out their Constitutional duties was already in their hands.
We went round and round, with this gal saying that I would be in violation of Federal Law if I didn't send my forms back.
I told her that unless she could tell me when Congress had amended the Constitution, that as far as I was concerned their little demographic snooping project wasn't Federal Law.
I also told her that she was more than welcome to send the Federal Police to my house to arrest me, and, Gee, wouldn't that look just great leading the evening news, a citizen getting arrested for daring to actually follow the Constitution?
And, yet, she persisted.
I then reminded her that the government is supposed to work for its citizens, not the other way around. That we are FREE citizens, which means that as long as we are minding our own business, the government has NO right to harass us, and they CERTAINLY have no right to force us to do anything that we don't want to do.
She said that I would be getting another call from their office if I refused to send in my forms. I told her that was fine with me, and that I would just tell the next person the same things that I had told her.
Never heard from them again.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2018 10:09 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: teej at July 31, 2018 10:09 PM (Z7oqE)
Nothing says redstate like John Katshit as governor and Rob Portman as US senator
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 10:09 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:08 PM (U7voe)
For such a vast sum, I could also be talking about the small warship.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:10 PM (w1RR+)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:10 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (xSo9G)
>find razor blade
>don't floss for two weeks
>floss
>wipe results on edge of razor
>conceal in wallet
>return wallet
>Billionaire Hospitalized with Septic Infection
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:10 PM (U7voe)
We now have 2 (two!) door prizes to raffle off (and trust me, you'll *want* one) at the Meetup. WSe'll be using them as a fundraising opportunity for a charity of our choice.
Interested in joining us?
Just drop a line to: swohmome at mail dot com
Posted by: ibguy at July 31, 2018 10:10 PM (vUcdz)
Guitar cover of Centuries
https://youtu.be/tquC1Yg0Z_s
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2018 10:10 PM (rnAwa)
Good thing day off, bad thing it was because the wife was crippled by sciatica and had to take her to Emergency Care.
What's encouraging is the last time she was there this predisondone burst treatment worked, hope it does this also.
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 10:11 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: BigZesty at July 31, 2018 10:06 PM (RSX8G)
Meh, my experience so far is that they're like everywhere else, red or blue: mouth-breathing subhuman scum. I'm here for the job experience and that's it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 10:11 PM (/3v/C)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZzQ1Rm3njE
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (+W/Q4)
And previously John
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 10:11 PM (yJ1e6)
Hope she gets to feeling better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:13 PM (w1RR+)
Come on Martians, do it right this time and get Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 10:14 PM (ZNTrW)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Sharkman informed us that a little girl's cancer went into remission. Not a bad day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:14 PM (w1RR+)
The American Community Survey. Your response is required by law.
Dropping it in the recycle bin would be my response. By law.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2018 10:14 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:15 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2018 10:15 PM (EhLsG)
my log splitter developed a Class 3 hydraulic fluid leak today
minor one, but steady, so it's deadlined.
shit. there goes *this* month's VA check.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 10:15 PM (+W/Q4)
If you found Bill Gates' wallet with 10,000 cash in it would you return the wallet with the cash?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 09:58 PM (2DOZq)
What wallet?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 10:15 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-WO73Dh7rY
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:16 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:14 PM (w1RR+)
Truly uplifting news
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2018 10:09 PM (uDcBt)
Ha! I got the long form in 2010, and scrupulously filled out the bare minimum needed to establish my identity, and that I was an eligible voter in my district. I left the rest blank.
I never heard from them again.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:16 PM (sdi6R)
I don't live in a state where liberals ran away and/or trashed the state house because they were scared of scott walker :-). Didn't say I supported either of those fuckheads
Posted by: BigZesty at July 31, 2018 10:17 PM (RSX8G)
If you're up to it, our Southwest Ohio MoMe (in October) is about an hour or so from Columbus.
Tonypete's RSVP'd, perhaps you could hitch a ride...
Posted by: ibguy at July 31, 2018 10:17 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Lancelot Link
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Sure.
C'mon, make it challenging, make it Soros' wallet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (xSo9G)
That's not challenging at all.
Don't want to start a religious debate but it's a question I pose to atheists to make a point that moral atheists, which there are many, frequently act against their self interest. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 09:57 PM (0QYMt)
All my years here in Vegas, and I've only seen one Evils impersonator.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat, Baby! at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (itfg0)
On the hardwood vs. carpet front, Vogue has decreed that bush is officially back:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6007569
Full, but not untamed, apparently. Sounds like they're hoping to see a lot of pube-care products, like "fur oil".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Comrade at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (1JLkt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (tT/X6)
I'm sorry, I can't process your inquiry as to who the fuck is in charge here until you submit form DAQ-1369-BBQWERTY-2(a) "Inquiry As To Who The Fuck Is In Charge Here", in triplicate, and pay the processing fee.
* golf clap *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (pNxlR)
The Eugene Lang College has a class wherein the students not only learn about how film can be used to undermine America, but actually be forced to participate in the same! From the course summary
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14821
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 31, 2018 10:19 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 10:19 PM (ZNTrW)
Posted by: irright at July 31, 2018 10:19 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: BigZesty at July 31, 2018 10:20 PM (RSX8G)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12
Give me a call you have my number.
T
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 10:20 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 10:20 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Here's a joke for you -
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:20 PM (8kkL4)
That horse drawn car shell looks like something out of a Twilight Zone episode: The Old Man In the Cave
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734669/
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 10:22 PM (IqV8l)
Tonypete's RSVP'd, perhaps you could hitch a ride...
Posted by: ibguy at July 31, 2018 10:17 PM (vUcdz)
No. My experience with meeting people from the internet IRL has been decidedly mixed over the years. Except for a few people, I'm giving up on it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 10:22 PM (/3v/C)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (C+wjz)
I kid. The Mets got humiliated. 25-4. Thats not a game, thats batting practice.
My Pirates won. They are making things interesting in the NL Central. Probably too late.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (tT/X6)
The Census Bureau has a very good record of confidentiality before the 2008 election. Then the first official action of pbho was to move it out of Commerce to directly under the White House.
I aver the data, combined with Google analysis , was used in two efforts.
1) To place compliant illegals in key electoral precincts to swing the 2012 and 2016 election.
Did you note the use of Federal resources to secretly move illegals inland in 2009-2015?
2) To directly assist in voter fraud.
That being said, statistical analysis and data from Census is better than using Google data for all the needs of merchants, health gurus, etc. Google is much more invasive.
If I got a American Community Survey, I would answer it correctly, except for ethnicity. Until 23 & Me calls, I am an American Indian and Pacific Islander.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Bob's Burgers is on the Comedy Channel right now.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 10:24 PM (2DOZq)
It saw the salad dressing!
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:20 PM (8kkL4)
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She'll be here all week folks.
Be sure to tip the veal and try the waitresses.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 10:25 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ibguy at July 31, 2018 10:10 PM
So you won't want the other, eh?
The mind boggles. The top two candidates I can come up with are an iPod with either the entire library of TFG speeches 2006 - 2016,or the entire oeuvre of Yoko's musical stylings.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 10:25 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2018 10:26 PM (Cnt92)
A one on one dinner with Hillary Clinton. BYOB
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:27 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 10:27 PM (PUmDY)
You mean like a relatively small group of incredibly wealthy people/families who want a one world, global government with themselves as the rulers who have been buying the souls of politicians who want to live like princes and princesses and going so far as having those who get in their way murdered, for decades?
I hear ya. Next thing ya know it'll have a name.
Betcha they call it the deep state or sumthin' like that.
Posted by: teej at July 31, 2018 10:27 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM
And you know this? How.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 31, 2018 10:27 PM (DMUuz)
youtube.com/watch?v=3JZlP_Ltzyc
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:28 PM (N1ZXu)
I kid. The Mets got humiliated. 25-4. Thats not a game, thats batting practice.
My Pirates won. They are making things interesting in the NL Central. Probably too late.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (tT/X6)
I remember the Phillies beating the Mets 26-7 back in the 1980s.
I also remember the Pirates scoring 10 runs in the top of the first inning and the Phils coming back to win the game. Good times.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:28 PM (sdi6R)
Like all lost things, I'd take pictures of everything in it, post it on Facebook, and see if the crowd could find the owner.
Posted by: Follow the money at July 31, 2018 10:29 PM (VWE5i)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)
You need to go to the beach. Spend some time looking at the ocean. All your cares will drift away.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:29 PM (8kkL4)
Did you make an appointment with the doctor?
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:30 PM (8kkL4)
Prayers ascending for you. May you leave the slough of despond and reach solid ground.
I met with cfo mom and teej Sunday. We discussed making you happy, even if it's only a transient state. Would you accept fund from a pass-the-hat effort to have a woman of negotiable virtue visit you for a night or two? Or would you prefer the ascetic wisdom of MGTOW?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:30 PM (hyuyC)
My experience with meeting people from the internet IRL has been decidedly mixed over the years. Except for a few people, I'm giving up on it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
Fantasy always beats reality
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 10:30 PM (IqV8l)
Guy is a putz and deserves to be targeted by Rich Giamboni. I'll be sure to send flowers.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 31, 2018 10:31 PM (Zskvw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:31 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:30 PM (hyuyC)
I appreciate y'all thinking about me. Being disease-free, and wishing to keep it that way, I think I'll stick with the ascetic approach.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:31 PM (NWiLs)
I think it was a boil that self-lanced. It was just scary at the time.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:31 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:32 PM (N1ZXu)
Where will you be living in the vast tepid wasteland of Columbus Ohio?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (S6Pax)
Lewis Center area.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:51 PM (/3v/C)
Welcome to Ohio, Alex.
OK, 'Rons, what's the over/under until Alex becomes a *"useless nut", hmmm?
* Local humor.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 31, 2018 10:32 PM (di1hb)
Our Duchess does have quite the fan club here.
She's had her plate full for the past couple of weeks, but maybe she can drop us a treat tonight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 10:32 PM (8O3HH)
The wealthiest people in the world are the ones who are really in charge, you mean?
Who'd a thunk it.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:32 PM (8kkL4)
USA is in better shape than it was 2 years ago Have our fundamentals
really changed ? Why is the deficit no longer s problem even though it
is twice as large ?
Posted by: Comrade at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (1JLkt)
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why are you an asshole, even though you don't have to be?
or do you?
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 10:33 PM (+W/Q4)
Would you accept fund from a pass-the-hat effort to have a woman of negotiable virtue visit you for a night or two?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:30 PM (hyuyC)
???!!!???
Can I get in on that action?
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
It's a confidential internal memo from a Soros organization, turned over by a conspirator's brother, clearly laying out their involvement in fomenting the Baltimore riots. Paying people to do street violence, including bonuses for showing "leadership."
The whole thing is repulsive, but my favorite portions:
"Do not worry about violent action. We have secured limited protections from friendly BWI (this is Baltimore/Washington) officials and law enforcement to permit aggressive activity."
And;
"AGITORGs will update you prior to mobilization with signs and codes to identify friendly LE and BWI officials."
https://m.___ur.com/a/cl1Cu
i m g in the underscore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 10:34 PM (4Ixhe)
The bright spot for the Mets was their first run, a rookie got his first major league homer. So good for the kid.
Can't say the Mets fans in attendence didn't have a sense of humor. In the 8th, down by over twenty runs, and they are chanting "Let's go Mets." I laughed out loud.
I've followed the Nats long enough not to get cocky, to quote Han Solo. Tomorrow they might clean our clocks.
Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2018 10:34 PM (V+03K)
I still remember how beguiling she was trying to get the wine stains out of her shirt. Shwing!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:34 PM (hyuyC)
Mueller also referred former Obama White House General Counsel Greg Craig and former Minnesota Republican Rep. Vin Weber to the New York office as part of the inquiry, according to CNN.
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2018 10:34 PM (e8kgV)
At this point I wouldn`t even know what to do. Maybe take her to the Dead Sea Scrolls exhibit in Denver.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:35 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: suzyqt at July 31, 2018 10:35 PM (laLf0)
If I got a American Community Survey, I would answer it correctly, except for ethnicity. Until 23 & Me calls, I am an American Indian and Pacific Islander.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (hyuyC)
Cracker-African.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 31, 2018 10:35 PM (Zskvw)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 09:58 PM (2DOZq)
Yes, but I'd record the return of the wallet to Bill Gates to see if he offers to give a reward for acting civil, moral, and righteous. He is worth 40 billion or so. I'd like to see how he acts face to face because a lot of damage could be done with that info from the wallet from ID info, to biometrics, to DNA.
I also believe he is involved in depopulation efforts. But that's another rabbit hole.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 10:35 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (2DOZq)
I thought you had a fan club of your own in your smoke-show cheerleading nurses. Is that not true?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: escort to boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (hyuyC)
Just say "Other" in the fill-in-the-blank.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (8kkL4)
I thought you had a fan club of your own in your smoke-show cheerleading nurses. Is that not true?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (hyuyC)
Well yeah, but they're just nurses. Not... you know.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:37 PM (sdi6R)
"Trump's message does not translate well to WOMEN!"
* SIGH*
Here we go again...
Posted by: suzyqt at July 31, 2018 10:37 PM (laLf0)
or do you?
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 10:33 PM (+W/Q4)
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Just a nickle a post Soros type trollbot. When I see that it was this ass clown that posted, the scroll right on by instinct kicks in.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 10:37 PM (I16G8)
Here I though of you as the boy toy to those older Catholic ladies. Don't tell me it isn't so.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:38 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: suzyqt at July 31, 2018 10:35 PM (laLf0)
Wait til Yoko's new album comes out.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:38 PM (8kkL4)
Joe, I think I got the crabs.
And we're going to boil our laundry!!
Love each other fellow babies.
Posted by: teej at July 31, 2018 10:38 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:39 PM (8kkL4)
Mueller also referred former Obama White House General Counsel Greg Craig and former Minnesota Republican Rep. Vin Weber to the New York office as part of the inquiry, according to CNN.
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2018 10:34 PM (e8kgV)
I don't care if he is ensnaring Lefties, he is going way beyond what he was appointed to do.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 10:39 PM (2DOZq)
This seems to be a need. Maybe we can get a sidebar and a go-fund-me site. Or have a MoMeet in Olongapo.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:40 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2018 10:40 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
The-doll-house dot com....just sayin.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 10:41 PM (3zt5o)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334048846589953
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334138214703105
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334259270701056
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334365768212481
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334456688189442
Posted by: kbdabear at July 31, 2018 10:41 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 10:41 PM (+W/Q4)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334575181422593
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334673256873984
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334784242348032
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334893919232000
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334994376990720
Posted by: kbdabear at July 31, 2018 10:42 PM (0Ntuf)
"Trump's message does not translate well to WOMEN!"
* SIGH*
Here we go again...
Posted by: suzyqt at July 31, 2018 10:37 PM (laLf0)
Laura said it so it's ok.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 10:42 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 10:42 PM (NV/E7)
Nobody's gonna eat anybody. We'll all be happy couch potatoes, like in E.T.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 31, 2018 10:43 PM (+fPHo)
When he goes after Dems, he is going well past his mandate. He should be shut down soon. Let's see if the people behind the Deep State take protective action.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:43 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
The siren song of the boobs calls to us all in the dark of the night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:44 PM (w1RR+)
On the last day of every month, I actually look forward to getting home and making that payment! Feels good, man.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 10:44 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 10:44 PM (SUiUz)
"Trump's message does not translate well to WOMEN!"
But won't the women vote the way the men in their life tell them to. Poor Hillary lost because of men telling their girlfriends/wives who to vote for.
Posted by: arieswoman at July 31, 2018 10:45 PM (6Tvnv)
If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:46 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 10:47 PM (T+Eka)
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 10:44 PM (SUiUz)
Yeah. I can't even see eight years in the rear-view mirror.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 31, 2018 10:47 PM (IBK57)
Posted by: Insomniac
The mindfulwebworks site is down and I don't know how to get it back. Had multiple problems and then my hosting service killed it because I didn't fix the problems fast enough. Nobody cares about my crummy site anyway, but I put a lot of work into it and I hate to lose it all. There are probably people who can fix it for me for a large charge, which I can't afford.
I already lost my entire mindfulwebworks Cafepress store, hundreds of products, because of no activity for a year. Not that it ever made me any money, but I didn't realize...
And that's all among the least of my problems. Just a very personal one.
I just have trouble keeping up with everything. And it's getting worse, because, you know, that which is neglected tends to get infected.
Hm. That probably won't help Insomniac much.
Posted by: mindful webworker - gripe gripe gripe at July 31, 2018 10:48 PM (T2Zv1)
When I was in government, I used that (your) data extensively.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2018 10:50 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 10:50 PM (PUmDY)
How we are going to join an organizing secret Army to take over, or something equally as silly. It'd be a great scoop for her, and she should be a grateful NYT reporter to her source.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:50 PM (hyuyC)
Oh yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about right there. It's all about that bass. A bevy of butt bunnies.
Imagine the 50' Woman twerking.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 10:51 PM (8O3HH)
That kinda attitude is not good for the Nation comrade. Everyone knows the best stuff is free stuff.
Posted by: B Sanders and that NY chick at July 31, 2018 10:53 PM (MDSzN)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 10:53 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:54 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 10:44 PM (wSC8T)
One step closer to freedom ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 10:54 PM (b0op4)
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:20 PM
Mayo your dreams come true.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 10:55 PM (2NqXo)
for me; it's to cheer up Insom. We thank you for your kind
consideration. Sincerely, your devoted followers.
Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (C+wjz)
Only mildly? Hmmm.
OK, let's discuss sex toys. I have it on good authority that a properly equipped woman has a bouquet of at least 5 sex toys. I have only 3, and that just doesn't seem right.
Does anyone have any suggestions?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 10:56 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2018 10:58 PM (5jVnA)
Don't buy online, the ads just keep getting creepier and creepier.
Posted by: B Sanders and that NY chick at July 31, 2018 10:58 PM (MDSzN)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 10:56 PM (txw6d)
Mechanical bull outfitted with pneumatic piston driven attachment on seat. I call it the Kristoltron.
Go big or go home.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 10:58 PM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 10:59 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 10:59 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 31, 2018 10:59 PM (MDSzN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 10:54 PM (b0op4)
Ten-year mortgage. Like ripping off a bandage, damn near all at once.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2018 11:00 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (C+wjz)
for me; it's to cheer up Insom. We thank you for your kind
consideration. Sincerely, your devoted followers.
Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (C+wjz)
Only mildly? Hmmm.
OK, let's discuss sex toys. I have it on good authority that a properly equipped woman has a bouquet of at least 5 sex toys. I have only 3, and that just doesn't seem right.
Does anyone have any suggestions?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 10:56 PM (txw6d)
My Girlfriend only needs one sex toy...
Me....
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (NgKpN)
Come on Martians, do it right this time and get Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I've been watching pretty closely for the last 3-4 weeks. Very cool. As I've mentioned, I do not recall ever before seeing Mars, Jupiter, and Venus all in the same night sky.
It's a little weird looking 'up' while seeing planets that are in orbits farther out, and yet seeing Venus which is farther in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
The-doll-house dot com....just sayin.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 10:41 PM (3zt5o)
Too expensive. And too much maintenance. Less expensive than the real thing, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 11:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 10:56 PM
Buy an organic, free-range carrot, and save a pot of chili.
Posted by: J. Random Commenter at July 31, 2018 11:02 PM (DMUuz)
I, as a man, have zero interest in adding that particular chore to my routine.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:02 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 10:44 PM (SUiUz)
Yeah. I can't even see eight years in the rear-view mirror.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:47 PM (sdi6R)
Goddamn.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Come on Martians, do it right this time and get Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I've been watching pretty closely for the last 3-4 weeks. Very cool. As I've mentioned, I do not recall ever before seeing Mars, Jupiter, and Venus all in the same night sky.
It's a little weird looking 'up' while seeing planets that are in orbits farther out, and yet seeing Venus which is farther in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (xSo9G)
Wait a sec...
/goes in a cave and dreams of Deja Thoris...
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:03 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
---Sheeeeeeeet. That explains some things!!
Welcome to the hood. Bozo, I think we all need to get together for beers and the airing of grievances.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2018 11:03 PM (6WCwE)
That's why one should only shop at the more reputable places.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:03 PM (8O3HH)
a boy toy
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 10:59 PM (2DOZq)
You mean a younger man, to get my groove back with?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:03 PM (txw6d)
I, as a man, have zero interest in adding that particular chore to my routine.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July
some guy at gizmodo reviewed one some time back, fleshlight or something, and explained how you could wash it out in the dishwasher.
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)
Me....
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Think of them as tools on your tool belt. A good handyman has lot of tools, and he knows how to use them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July
some young guy in a pickup
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)
Go big or go home.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 10:58 PM (4Ixhe)
I don't think I could afford such a sophisticated device. I think I'll need to get a real man for the bells and whistles.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:06 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July
precisely how did she get her groove back, or more importantly how did she lose her groove? erosion?
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:06 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:06 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
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I recall that the payments I was making on my first mortgage were less than what I had been paying in rent. Watching the mortgage balance drop, and taking the the interest deduction every year, was very satisfying.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 11:07 PM (CDGwz)
Reputable adult store, honest democrat.....meh
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 31, 2018 11:07 PM (MDSzN)
Mayo your dreams come true.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey
Miracle Whip it
Miracle Whip it good
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 11:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2018 11:07 PM (uDcBt)
Shit, we're not going to hear from rickl for a while.
Posted by: binges at July 31, 2018 11:07 PM (+rWUU)
Ding ding, tweet.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 31, 2018 11:08 PM (MDSzN)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July
more importantly, who wants to go to someone's house for dinner and find some used latex vagina in the dishwasher?
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 11:09 PM (SUiUz)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2018 11:09 PM (pvj37)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (C+wjz)
That's a generous offer - shall I call you Big Jim? - but good ones seem to run in the mid-$100s.
I have a 6-port USB charger, with only 3 to plug in. I want to fill those empty holes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:09 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2018 11:09 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2018 11:10 PM (pvj37)
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 11:09 PM (SUiUz)
Oh God...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 11:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:29 PM (8kkL4)
Pack right up and drive down...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJoI3aPYX3A
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2018 11:10 PM (z79tQ)
Me....
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (NgKpN)
I've got one with 2 little motors. I'll be yours doesn't have 2 motors.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:10 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: J. Random Commenter at July 31, 2018 11:02 PM (DMUuz)
I'd need a winter carrot.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:11 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:12 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 11:12 PM (SUiUz)
https://www.kanojotoys.com/pussy-cat-dream-vibrator-p-4114.html
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (+W/Q4)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (C+wjz)
*waves like Forest Gump*
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (Ckg4U)
I've got two pickups. And a big F750. So I'm well hung with trucks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 11:14 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2018 11:14 PM (pvj37)
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:06 PM (MTjB1)
Got romanced by a young guy on vacation. It's key not to have any friends who will harsh your mellow when you bond with a younger man.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:15 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: CMU VET
---
Has the phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range joke been made yet?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2018 11:15 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Tonypete
Airing of greivances seems like the best way to start any evening of drinking and bacchanalia.
And believe me, I have some problems with you people!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:06 PM (MTjB1)
overplaying with a poorly balanced tone arm or misaligned or worn out stylus cartridge.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (C+wjz)
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The Kristoltron requires a dedicated light industrial hotleg for smooth operation. It'll dim the neighbor's lights.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)
That would be hot.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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I've seen the lights of cites and I've been inside their doors
I've sailed to foreign countries and I've walked upon their shores
I guess the guy she married was the best part of my luck
She dug him 'cause he drove a pick-up truck
Posted by: Tom T. Hall at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (xSo9G)
tinyurl.com/yam4n23j
No gibs for you! Try your luck in Vancouver.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 11:17 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Tonypete
Airing of greivances seems like the best way to start any evening of drinking and bacchanalia.
And believe me, I have some problems with you people!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (S6Pax)
And now, the Feats of Strength!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 11:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 11:12 PM (SUiUz)
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so kill a bear: that's what they are there for.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (+W/Q4)
You need to go to the beach. Spend some time looking at the ocean. All your cares will drift away.
Posted by: ALH
It's just a bunch of fishy smelling salt water.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (+W/Q4)
Me....
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (NgKpN)
I've got one with 2 little motors. I'll be yours doesn't have 2 motors.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:10 PM (txw6d)
If'n you need two motors, the first motor is not strong enough....
How many cars do you see with two motors?
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July
so the groove was lost metaphorically not physically from over use?
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (MTjB1)
https://www.kanojotoys.com/pussy-cat-dream-vibrator-p-4114.html
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (+W/Q4)
Heartless, that device looks like it was designed by some guy who's only seen photos of cooters.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:19 PM (txw6d)
I love that smell, reminds me of something in my long distant past.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 31, 2018 11:19 PM (MDSzN)
Posted by: Comrade at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (1JLkt)
Those 12,000 HP, turbo-charged Commie chippers don't grow on trees, yannow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 11:20 PM (NV/E7)
https://tinyurl.com/y7p45gxq
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:17 PM (MTjB1)
Seeing as how I paddle board about once a week... good workout...
I tend to disagree... but then I don't do it on the ocean, just lakes and rivers.
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (C+wjz)
I'm not looking to hurt myself!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:20 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:21 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 31, 2018 11:21 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:22 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:22 PM (+W/Q4)
Blessing on you and yours. Is your brother better?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 09:56 PM (hyuyC)
I'm sorry I didn't see this sooner, Salty.
No, he's still in a kind of dream world. On the upside, he seems to have forgotten whatever made him so angry.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:23 PM (txw6d)
deduction is it may discourage 1st time borrowers from buying if the mtg
payment is more than rent would be.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (PUmDY)
Since so many people bought houses and apartment buildings as investments, the cost of rent is generally reflexive of the cost of mortgages taken to buy the places in the first place.
Also, since the cost of mortgages will go up, rent can follow since cheap house prices will undercut the cost of expensive rent, and if you are paying off your rental you want as much money for it as possible, since it is an investment.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2018 11:23 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: ro-man at July 31, 2018 11:24 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Hello.
Posted by: Elon Musk, SnatchX CEO at July 31, 2018 11:24 PM (8O3HH)
I tend to disagree... but then I don't do it on the ocean, just lakes and rivers.
Posted by: Don Quixote
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Beaver that bit paddleboarding woman tests positive for rabies:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yafyf46w
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 11:24 PM (CDGwz)
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (Ckg4U)
Belated goodnight, {{{Slap}}}!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:24 PM (txw6d)
https://tinyurl.com/y8psjfpf
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2018 11:25 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Huma at July 31, 2018 11:26 PM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 11:26 PM (O+EPK)
Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2018 11:26 PM (Zogyx)
She dug him 'cause he drove a pick-up truck
Posted by: Tom T. Hall at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (xSo9G)
So, narrow escape?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:27 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 11:27 PM (/3v/C)
Saving a copy for your #Occupy buds, though, aren't you?
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2018 11:27 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2018 11:27 PM (pvj37)
It's even better than that - about halfway in between Jupiter and Mars you can spot Saturn. It's quite a month!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2018 11:27 PM (V2Yro)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yafyf46w
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July
lesbians
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)
How many cars do you see with two motors?
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (NgKpN)
The motors provide variable vibrations is different areas.
This is not a car. You're talking sophisticated cooter-pleasing technology here.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:29 PM (txw6d)
People never change.
Family will fuck you harder than anyone,
Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2018 11:29 PM (Zogyx)
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)
You too, my friend.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 11:29 PM (NWiLs)
I know there's no way I'd be better off itemizing with that now-doubled standard deduction!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:29 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Miley
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Well, he was probably an engineer so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2018 11:29 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:31 PM (PUmDY)
Since then, about 10 very short term visitors a night, with a smoke cloud roiling out of their room that would rival the van in Cheech & Chong's up in smoke whenever they open their door.
Question is: WWTHD (What Would the Horde Do?").
1. Tell motel management?
2. Call local popo?
I have no issue with those who indulge, although I have not for 25 years or so. I also do not know what else the visitors are picking up.
What say you?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 11:31 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Priuses at July 31, 2018 11:31 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Hello.
Posted by: Elon Musk, SnatchX CEO at July 31, 2018 11:24 PM (8O3HH)
Elon, Elon! Lama sabachthani?!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:32 PM (txw6d)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yafyf46w
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July
lesbians
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)
Porcupine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
Posted by: Wynona at July 31, 2018 11:33 PM (itfg0)
couple that with a G-spot specific vibrator, and you'd likely have to water proof your play room and install a floor drain...
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:34 PM (+W/Q4)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 31, 2018 11:34 PM (BdDFx)
https://tinyurl.com/y8psjfpf
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2018 11:25 PM (QzJWU)
What are we looking at here, Jim?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:34 PM (txw6d)
First tell management. If they do nothing for more than one night, then call the cops.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 11:35 PM (O+EPK)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:20 PM (txw6d)
You could date a Mongol, and yurt yourself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 11:35 PM (NV/E7)
"The Coney Island side-show that saved thousands of preemie babies: Fake doctor charged the public 25 cents to see tiny newborns in incubators - at a time when many medics left them to die" Daily mail
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybcmhew7
Posted by: X-ray at July 31, 2018 11:36 PM (QQ7V7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 11:35 PM (NV/E7)
I imagine myself draped naked upon a pile of furs.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:36 PM (txw6d)
Riiiiight. If/when I get mine, I'll answer it as "Black Lesbian in Transition" Homer Simpson, occupation - shepherd; born July 4, 1888; degree - Advanced Herding Techniques, Midvale School for the Gifted; religion, Ra-ism.
Posted by: TXNick77 at July 31, 2018 11:36 PM (38Nd0)
Today I wandered over to their Casa Blanca theater.
Oh.
My.
GAWD!
First, I think it's where all the rich people in this town live. Very, very nice area (also near Sea World).
But this is the best looking damn theater I've ever been to. I saw The Incedibles 2 again and the standard screen is huge! And the seats are so comfy with plenty of leg room. And judging from the pics I've seen online the AVX screen at this location is bigger than the one I saw at their Palladium location.
Oddly it also has a bowling alley.
It was raining and I had no umbrella so I had a delicious margarita after the movie.
Seriously, if you're ever in SA and want to see a movie it's Santikos all the way.
Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2018 11:36 PM (Zogyx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Leo Kottke : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXiReAlRcx8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 11:36 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 11:31 PM (I16G
Let sleeping dogs lie. Why give anybody a reason to eff with your life, and there are plenty of people who would do just that if bothered.
If they ain't bothering you then ignore them. If They get loud, ask them to tone it down.
It's a stay off the radar type of situation. Just my 2 cents.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 11:37 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:34 PM (txw6d)
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That's a concrete vibrator for shaking concrete foundations to a smooth finish. It would definitely kill you.
Posted by: Huma at July 31, 2018 11:37 PM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:39 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (8O3HH)
Oooooo! Now that sounds enticing! How long is your flatbed?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:39 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:20 PM (txw6d)
You could date a Mongol, and yurt yourself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 11:35 PM (NV/E7)
Nah, they'll make you want to yak.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 11:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:34 PM (txw6d)
That *is* a Vibrator, ma'am. It's made to dip the wand into freshly poured concrete, and the rather forceful vibrations cause the air bubbles trapped in the "mud" to rise to the surface and burst.
This helps to minimize the presence of voids in the settled concrete, which can fatally weaken a structure if allowed to remain as the cement hardens and cures.
But always, there's tons of raunchy jokes on 'most any jobsite where these machines are being used.
How could it be otherwise?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2018 11:39 PM (QzJWU)
just don't get killed by a stray bullet in the narc raid...
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:39 PM (+W/Q4)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (8O3HH)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:40 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Uh, equity?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 11:40 PM (CDGwz)
I'm better off continuing to use the 1040EZ tax form, so I also don't need to pay some accountant to help me get the best deal on my taxes.
The best tax deal for me will continue to be taking the standard deduction and filling out the 1040EZ myself.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:40 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 11:35 PM (O+EPK)
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That was my initial impulse. They have to know what is happening.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 11:41 PM (I16G8)
That concrete vibrator could be just the ticket for the 50' Woman.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:41 PM (8O3HH)
According to Title 13, Section 221 (Census, Refusal or neglect to answer questions; false answers) of the United States Code, persons who fail or refuse to respond to the mail-back census form, or refuse to respond to a follow-up census taker, can be fined up to $100. Persons who knowingly provide false information to the census can be fined up to $500.
And the article at Thought Co. goes on to mention that the 'crime' is rarely prosecuted anyhow.
Give em a head count, and a hearty Fuck Off. Imho.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2018 11:42 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:42 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
14'. It's also a dump, and has that red Chelsea PTO control.
I'll show you how to yank the knobs to work that fourteen footer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:43 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:43 PM (wSC8T)
settled concrete, which can fatally weaken a structure if allowed to
remain as the cement hardens and cures.
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2018 11:39 PM (QzJWU)
Voids are bad, m'kay? Fill the void!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:46 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:46 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 11:47 PM (4Ixhe)
I'll show you how to yank the knobs to work that fourteen footer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:43 PM (8O3HH)
I'll need you to show me the finer points of knob yanking.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:47 PM (txw6d)
Me....
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Think of them as tools on your tool belt. A good handyman has lot of tools, and he knows how to use them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (8O3HH)
What happened to hands, tongue & junk?! I can't help it, i keep picturing tom hanks chasing tawni kitaen around with an egg beater & then i giggle uncontrollably.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2018 11:47 PM (7KYil)
Posted by: Prothonotory Warbler at July 31, 2018 11:43 PM (wSC8T)
Furs work in bunks, too.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:49 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 11:50 PM (/3v/C)
tinyurl.com/yam4n23j
No gibs for you! Try your luck in Vancouver.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 11:17 PM (N1ZXu)
Just like Donald Trump is working to undo the damage done by eight years of the Mocha Messiah, Doug Ford is working to undo the damage caused by several terms of the Deranged Dyke, and all the usual suspects are bleating. Looks good on them. As would a rabid Doberman.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 11:50 PM (NV/E7)
Posted by: bbd
Ole Tawni ain't lookin' so hot these days.
Therefore I too wish her onto Mr. Hanks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2018 11:50 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:06 PM (MTjB1)
Tragic boating accident. Sad.
Wait, did I flash the wrong meme?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 11:50 PM (w1RR+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:51 PM (wSC8T)
Last census form I did was probably 1990. All I recall is crossing out a bunch of stuff in the ethnicity section, or something, and writing "if you're going to categorize people this way, it would sound better in German or Afrikaans".
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2018 11:51 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: el Jefe Welby, Doctor of Democracy at July 31, 2018 11:51 PM (Ndje9)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybcmhew7
Posted by: X-ray at July 31, 2018 11:36 PM
Very interesting article!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 11:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 11:47 PM (4Ixhe)
Damn.
Yeah, I'll keep my Western Civ, thanks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 11:51 PM (w1RR+)
as in
https://www.goodvibes.com/s/search?query=g+spot
type=gvtoyssort=-relevance
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:53 PM (+W/Q4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:53 PM (PUmDY)
5. Bill
5. A British Pound, with a long black mustache drawn onto Queen Elizabeth II's picture
4. Coupons for free blowjobs from Chelsea Handler
3. Secret decoder ring to the Deep State Family Fun Arcade
2. Bill Kristol's balls
1. Platinum membership card to Donkeyporn.xxx
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (km8m2)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (km8m2)
help it, i keep picturing tom hanks chasing tawni kitaen around with an
egg beater then i giggle uncontrollably.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2018 11:47 PM (7KYil)
Of course you need a man, too - but these things have features that humans don't.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (km8m2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs
The spatula scene from Stripes.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8drhjfg
Posted by: X-ray at July 31, 2018 11:55 PM (QQ7V7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:56 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 11:56 PM (N1ZXu)
I wonder if he's going to charge Arch Demonlord Strzok for the FISA application?
I wonder if he's going to charge Hillary's claim to be qualified without knowing what classified markings are?
But, I'll bet that he'll just stick to the Trump campaign, swamp rat that he is.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2018 11:56 PM (vDqXW)
Posed by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:13
Thanks Aetius, tomorrow is the next day, hope abibes.
Be well you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 11:57 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 11:51 PM (w1RR+)
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Scary to think how close the Mongol Hordes got to invading the West. Say what ya will about the deerfuckers, they had a helluva cavalry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 11:57 PM (4Ixhe)
I was gonna ask what your problem with donkeys having their own how to videos is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 31, 2018 11:57 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
My first thought was to cringe. But the end result was awesome.
Posted by: X-ray at July 31, 2018 11:58 PM (QQ7V7)
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 11:58 PM (yJ1e6)
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@163 I posted to something that basically WAS found in Soros' wallet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 11:58 PM (4Ixhe)
I am NOT that swamp rat.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 31, 2018 11:59 PM (BdDFx)
But to answer them, and then some, no, fiscal insolvency and yuuuge debt remain enormous threats to future prosperity, and near-term happiness if/when interest rates return to normal, real-world levels; and no, work on improving or fixing the fundamentals has just begun. And on critical issues - massive reduction in the jurisdiction of lawless courts, massive reduction in discretion for the Administrative State, physical border security and internal immigration enforcement, and drastic reform of the parts of federal law enforcement and intelligence stuctures that have morphed into criminal enterprises - tremendous work remains.
Tragically, all of pop culture, the wasteland that is academia, all the of mediocre propaganda apparatus that passes for a "press", 100% of the Dem Party, and 80% of the elected GOP, remain insanely hostile to all these vital national goals.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2018 12:00 AM (QDnY+)
Therefore I too wish her onto Mr. Hanks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2018 11:50 PM (
Drugs are bad m'kay? She's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Had it made with Chuck Finley & flushed her whole life away.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:00 AM (7KYil)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (txw6d)
whirling beads >>> egg beater. lol
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:02 AM (7KYil)
Posted by: ? at August 01, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2018 12:03 AM (yJ1e6)
After that year, I'd see my rent increased to about $1000. Or, I could move to another apartment where I'd only be paying $950. And then, a year later, I'd have to decide again whether to stay where I am for $200 more per month, or move to some other place where I'd only be paying $150 more.
And at some point in the next decade, I'd end up having to downgrade my lifestyle by looking for a roommate situation.
Buying my condo has stabilized my housing costs over the long term. And within a couple of years, my mortgage + HOA dues will probably be cheaper than any place I could rent around here.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (wSC8T)
Those things are very important, very important, but some additional tools can do things the hands, tongue and Mr. Happy can't.
For example, the majority of the clitoral structure is internal. With the right tool, that internal structure can be nicely "resonated".
And take the anterior fornix. I can't get to that with tongue and fingers. Mr. Happy might, but he won't be able to get in there just right, and certainly the posterior fornix.
But with the right shaped tool, I can rock those worlds.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:02 AM (7KYil)
The ben wa balls intrigue me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (txw6d)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (MNz3M)
Posted by: ? at August 01, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)
Well, I guess she came out ahead of Nicole there, at least.
*rimshot*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:05 AM (w1RR+)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Really Here at August 01, 2018 12:05 AM (EhZNT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:08 AM (PUmDY)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8drhjfg
Posted by: X-ray at July 31, 2018 11:55 PM (QQ7V7)
367
PW, if your total itemizeds are less than 12: it is
The kitchen is ripe with creative ideas.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:09 AM (txw6d)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (8O3HH)
mmmhmmm. And what shape would that be? eggbeater? Spatula? Melon baller?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:09 AM (7KYil)
Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (MNz3M
Drudge is likely one of those people visiting a therapist and blaming Trump.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:09 AM (AFTLV)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (PUmDY)
LF?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:10 AM (7KYil)
But I continue to be puzzled why the completely effective and compact electromagnetic shark repellent system that's been available for decades hasn't been further improved/miniaturized and become common-place. It's 100% effect under all conditions, and harmless.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2018 12:11 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:11 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:12 AM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:11 AM (PUmDY)
Exactly what puts you in mind of Lilith?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:12 AM (7KYil)
Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (MNz3M
I wonder how many of those pallets of cash that Barky shipped to Iran got forwarded to Barky's numbered Swiss bank account?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 12:12 AM (NV/E7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:12 AM (4Ixhe)
For good feelings?'
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:14 AM (7KYil)
>> Spatula? Melon baller?
Pruning hook.
Seriously, nice pointed tip, curved up, with a motor driving that tip.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:14 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 01, 2018 12:14 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:15 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Really Here at August 01, 2018 12:15 AM (EhZNT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:14 AM (7KYil)
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Look... at some point you get inured to anything remotely normal. Gotta get totally bananas.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:16 AM (4Ixhe)
You're quite the fourth wave feminist. You are now coarser than men.
You must be so proud!
Posted by: Regular Reader at August 01, 2018 12:21 AM (Jljb2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2018 12:21 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:21 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 01, 2018 12:21 AM (wSC8T)
hope you lovers of liberty actually did your job and got there before they closed it
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 12:22 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 01, 2018 12:22 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2018 12:23 AM (SUiUz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:14 AM (8O3HH)
Oh no, now he's going to torture the women too!!!! Run!!!!!! I'm trapped here, in a puddle of spoodge, and he took my castered drop tray away so I can't even get to a window for direct sunlight. I need to photosynthesize you heartless dick!!!!
Posted by: publius's ficus at August 01, 2018 12:23 AM (7KYil)
Posted by: logprof at August 01, 2018 12:23 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2018 12:25 AM (SUiUz)
Posted by: logprof
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The Left is seriously f*cked up. Lots of ideas about tearing things down, with no thought whatsoever given to the consequences. Rabid animals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2018 12:25 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 01, 2018 12:14 AM (wSC8T)
402 I always thought Bebe had a nice rack.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:15 AM (PUmDY)
Gotcha. Plus she's a dancer. Bet she can do some interesting contortions.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:25 AM (7KYil)
https://tinyurl.com/y9tutaqe
The old "fake but accurate" gambit. It's not just for palestinians and Air National Guard memos anymore.
If they didn't lie, the Left would have absolutely nothing to say.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 01, 2018 12:26 AM (uSlc8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (8O3HH)
Wasn't there some guy in Bab5 with Swiss Army knife-type set of genitalia?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:26 AM (txw6d)
>>coarser than men.
Is that you George Will? She wears dungarees, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:27 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:26 AM (txw6d)
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Small and flimsy?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:28 AM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:28 AM (w1RR+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:28 AM (4Ixhe)
Has 'Victrorinox' stamped on it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:29 AM (w1RR+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (PUmDY)
She was very different than the Lilith character. There was one episode of Cheers, maybe more, where they let her let her hair down a bit and dance or sing or something.
I think I remember one at a wedding scene.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (8O3HH)
hope you lovers of liberty actually did your job and got there before they closed it
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 12:22 AM (9TR2V)
Why would I want the digits to make a crummy plastic pistol, when I have a lathe and a drill press, and enough scrap metal to build a crummy metal pistol, that will, at least, not blow my hand off if I use it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (NV/E7)
You must be so proud!
Posted by: Regular Reader at August 01, 2018 12:21 AM (Jljb2)
Bite your tongue, sir! Or xir. No feminist am I!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (txw6d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (w1RR+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:16 AM (4Ixhe)
You've never seen Frozen, have you?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_w105aWPNY
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:32 AM (7KYil)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:34 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (NV/E7)
There was a good Forgotten weapons episode where he was showing off a submachine gun a guy in England had made with readily available plumbing parts mainly. Have to try to find it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:34 AM (w1RR+)
>>coarser than men.
Is that you George Will? She wears dungarees, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:27 AM (8O3HH)
Yet another loser that can't get laid.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:34 AM (7KYil)
I never got into that series. I've seen a few episodes, I think.
But it makes sense. I mean, if you're going to be a sex toy vendor on a location with multiple various and sundry species, you're gonna need some Swiss Army knife type sets. Some one size can fit all type.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:35 AM (8O3HH)
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Yeah. I'd be scared shitless to use an ABS gun.
But, the principle is all the same... if it's legal for 3D print it's legal to make and distribute CAD files for a three axis mill. And I have a buddy with one of those. I can do far better than crummy with that bad boy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:35 AM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (PUmDY)
why what?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:36 AM (7KYil)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:36 AM (w1RR+)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:36 AM (7KYil)
I think he is asking why you chose that as your moniker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:37 AM (w1RR+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:37 AM (PUmDY)
Re Bebe Neuwirth: I have read she's a genuinely nice person, always good to fans. She's also of course a NY lib, but thankfully is mature enough to not mouth off about it very much.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:37 AM (km8m2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:34 AM (7KYil)
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If you're a regular reader here ya ought know people like to crack wise about dirty sex jokes here. Particularly on the ONT. And that no one's a feminazi. Duh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:39 AM (4Ixhe)
sex toy vendor on a location with multiple various and sundry species,
you're gonna need some Swiss Army knife type sets. Some one size can fit
all type.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:35 AM (8O3HH)
No, they were selling action figures of different aliens, and this one pompous ambassador complained that the figure representing his race was not anatomically correct. Men were apparently endowed with an entire set of, well, penii.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:39 AM (txw6d)
Yet another loser that can't get laid with a fist fulla Franklins in a whorehouse.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:34 AM (7KYil)
Pardon my intrusion, but I thought a minor bit of editorial license to be worth the bother?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2018 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (PUmDY)
why what?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:36 A
Probably not a South Park fan and is unaware that bebe's aw-tah destroy society.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:40 AM (AFTLV)
I think he is asking why you chose that as your moniker.
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It's an old South Park joke. First couple seasons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:40 AM (4Ixhe)
I thought it was the South Park episode when one of the girls gets her breasts and all the boys regress to Neanderthals.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 01, 2018 12:41 AM (BdDFx)
Don't do it. I got in big trouble, and almost banned, for it a while back.
Long story short, I apologized. Miley and others accepted my apology; Bebe's still won't speak to me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:41 AM (km8m2)
I put you in the window and you complain about it being too much sun and too hot. And then you have to put on those shameless foliant displays for that shirtless arborist. I'm telling ya', he's no good!
And now, to the pit... It puts on the lotion, or it gets the eggbeater dry.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:41 AM (8O3HH)
pompous ambassador complained that the figure representing his race was
not anatomically correct. Men were apparently endowed with an entire set
of, well, penii.
Lando Molari, of the Centauri Empire.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 01, 2018 12:41 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:42 AM (km8m2)
To whomever called the female Horde members here 'feminist': Don't do it. I almost got banned for it a while back.
A day later I apologized. Miley and others accepted my apology; Bebe's still won't speak to me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:42 AM (km8m2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
It's the title of a South Park episode, Charlie. Many of them are available online. Bingle it, and you may find it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:43 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:43 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:37 AM (PUmDY)
south park: http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes /s06e10-bebes-boobs-destroy-society
remove space after episodes. i was one of 2 with a rack in 8th grade, so it seemed apt
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:44 AM (7KYil)
Particularly, Sexual Harassment Panda.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:44 AM (km8m2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:37 AM (PUmDY)
south park: http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes /s06e10-bebes-boobs-destroy-society
remove space after episodes. i was one of 2 with a rack in 8th grade, so it seemed apt
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:44 AM (7KYil)
We had a girl that probably hadn't seen her feet since the sixth grade.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:45 AM (AFTLV)
Also, don't remember which Moron posted the link the other day, but the Steve1989MREInfo stuff on UToob is great - mesmerizing for a military history geek, anyway. Guy collects vintage military ration and survival kits, and opens/explores them, eats the food. Does his homework, too, knows a lot about the items in question.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2018 12:45 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Ah, the Centauri, I see, from Wiki:
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The sexual organs of the Centauri are quite different from those of humans, and they are in a different location than the human sex organs. Male Centauri have six tentacle-like genital organs that extend out from the sides of the body and "fold" in over the solar plexus when not in use. The males can stretch the tentacles out to four feet.[2]:9 These tentacles are somewhat prehensile, to the extent that they can be used to cheat in card games. Females have six narrow receptive orifices, three on either side of the base of the spine, just above the hips. During sexual intercourse the male inserts his tentacles in the female's orifices individually. Only a single insertion is necessary to inseminate, but "each [successive] one is a different level of intimacy and pleasure"
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I see Kurt Eichenwald's creative mind at work, here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:46 AM (8O3HH)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
A worthy and accurate addition.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:46 AM (7KYil)
Posted by: logprof at August 01, 2018 12:47 AM (e7oj4)
Particularly, Sexual Harassment Panda.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:44 AM (km8m2)
Last two seasons haven't been very good. They painted themselves into a corner with Garrison as Trunp and they can't think of a good way to drop it and move on or just refuse to.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:47 AM (AFTLV)
remove space after episodes. i was one of 2 with a rack in 8th grade, so it seemed apt
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:44 AM (7KYil)
*misty eyed*
Ah, the days when sweaters burgeoned with the newly arrived gifts of mother nature. It was a beautiful time.
Before the White Man came.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:48 AM (w1RR+)
13 yr old granddaughter hates hers cause she can't go down the waterslide face first like when she was little....
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 01, 2018 12:48 AM (BdDFx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:49 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:47 AM (AFTLV)
--"Freemium Isn't Free" was the last great episode I've seen.
Posted by: logprof at August 01, 2018 12:49 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:49 AM (AFTLV)
And FYI, I looked up the penalties. You'd get in more trouble replying with false answers than leaving it blank.
(The bullying they did made me stand my ground.)
Posted by: The Last To Post at August 01, 2018 12:49 AM (a99il)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:32 AM (7KYil)
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I had not. I can't say that again
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:50 AM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:41 AM (8O3HH)
You're not fooling anyone. You apply the "lotion" & everyone knows it!
Posted by: publius's ficus at August 01, 2018 12:50 AM (7KYil)
I guess they were saving up all the best jokes for their Broadway play... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:50 AM (km8m2)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 01, 2018 12:48 AM (BdDFx)
Ah, that awkward age between face-first waterslides and..."face-first waterslides."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:51 AM (txw6d)
Girls are hitting puberty earlier, and breasts are growing more.
It used to be considered abnormal and something very wrong for puberty to begin at 8, but it looks like about 15 percent of girls now will show signs beginning as young as 7.
Estrogen-like chemicals are blamed, as well as other things, and I don't think they are really sure what's causing it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:52 AM (8O3HH)
(The bullying they did made me stand my ground.)
Posted by: The Last To Post at August 01, 2018 12:49 AM (a99il)
How would they know if your answers are false? That implies they know all the answers to the questions already, which means there is no need for the survey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 12:54 AM (NV/E7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:52 AM (8O3HH)
I heard girls in tropical countries reach puberty sooner.
So I guess we should blame glowball vorming.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:54 AM (txw6d)
Real life got in the way of regular viewing a while ago. that's too bad though.
Posted by: publius's ficus at August 01, 2018 12:55 AM (7KYil)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:52 AM (8O3HH)
No they know. The hormones from birth control pills get peed out & cycle back into the water. then on top of that soy goes into a huge chunk of processed foods. Probably explains metrosexuals too.
Posted by: publius's ficus at August 01, 2018 01:00 AM (7KYil)
I heard girls in tropical countries reach puberty sooner.
So I guess we should blame glowball vorming.
Perhaps "Mother Gaia (sp) " "knows" (because the earth is sentient) there is a huge human die-off coming and is preparing the people for it.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 01, 2018 01:00 AM (BdDFx)
--+-
Just today, I saw this lady at a bus stop. Round hips, bangin' ass, and a rack that was calling me from half a block away.
I was checking my breath, tousled my hair, and getting ready to take a pointless bus ride for a chance to chat her up.
Got within 20 feet, and realized she wasn't a day over 17.
I was ashamed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 01:00 AM (4Ixhe)
Oh yeah and the crappy liberator pistol
What did that canuck say about not knowing what you've got?
Gone probably now til a favorable Supreme Court ruling if ever.
But other than that not much
My people have a heritage and birthright of freedom of speech
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:01 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 01:02 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 01, 2018 01:03 AM (I16G8)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
This never fails: https://youtu.be/NTPgaPD1LI4
Posted by: Average Guy at August 01, 2018 01:04 AM (LMcFk)
Oh yeah and the crappy liberator pistol
What did that canuck say about not knowing what you've got?
Gone probably now til a favorable Supreme Court ruling if ever.
But other than that not much
My people have a heritage and birthright of freedom of speech
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:01 AM (9TR2V)
You speak as though the only source for those files is gone forever. It's just one publisher, and it forms a very useful test case that will go to the Supreme Court. Which is what they wanted to happen, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:04 AM (NV/E7)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:04 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 01:05 AM (w1RR+)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 01, 2018 01:07 AM (raFmT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 01:08 AM (km8m2)
Polymer guns are probably the majority of pistols sold in the US. Is shooting a Glock too skeery???
The actual stress firing puts on an AR lower is next to nothing as that stress is almost completely absorbed by the design of the upper.
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:08 AM (9TR2V)
That's a big deal at least to me
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:12 AM (9TR2V)
Well, all, I've spread all the perversion and I can, and the ficus is getting sort of squirrelly, so I'd better call it a night.
Y'all take care.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 01:12 AM (8O3HH)
Polymer guns are probably the majority of pistols sold in the US. Is shooting a Glock too skeery???
The actual stress firing puts on an AR lower is next to nothing as that stress is almost completely absorbed by the design of the upper.
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:08 AM (9TR2V)
Glocks aren't made by a 3D printer squirting out a thread of hot glue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:13 AM (NV/E7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 01:13 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:13 AM (9TR2V)
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As long as the upper/barrel is metal, fine. But you can't make that on an 3D plastic printer. You need to have one of those things that 2D mills steel wafers and stacks/laminates/fuses them.
Unless there's new tech I'm not clear on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 01:14 AM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 01:14 AM (w1RR+)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 01, 2018 01:15 AM (BdDFx)
That's a big deal at least to me
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:12 AM (9TR2V)
Well, if you didn't download and archive all the files while you had the chance, then it's on you, isn't it? And that means you had better work on the GOTV come November, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:16 AM (NV/E7)
And it's not just about CAD/CAM lotsa dimensioned drawings like I said
And as you know they're making aviation parts with 3D printers now how long do you think it will be before these advanced polymers and metal printers drift down to the consumer level?
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:18 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:21 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 01:22 AM (km8m2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 01:22 AM (km8m2)
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And a couple years ago, Rush released their last.
There is no justice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 01:23 AM (4Ixhe)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:24 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: lousagirl at August 01, 2018 01:24 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 01:26 AM (km8m2)
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Great rally. Not as good as that Grendel level troll masterpiece he did the last time, but still great, and he had that crowd jacked the fuck up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 01:26 AM (4Ixhe)
And it's not just about CAD/CAM lotsa dimensioned drawings like I said
And as you know they're making aviation parts with 3D printers now how long do you think it will be before these advanced polymers and metal printers drift down to the consumer level?
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:18 AM (9TR2V)
I don't want to get in a pissing match with you. I though the entire intent of putting all this stuff up on a website was as an act of civil disobedience, intended to draw an over-reaction by law enforcement. Just like Rosa Parks on that bus. In which case, the shutdown was to be expected.
I saw a Dremel 3D printer whirring away in a tool store a couple of weeks ago, making a little figurine of black plastic. Oh goody! Just what I need. Not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:27 AM (NV/E7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 01:28 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: lousagirl at August 01, 2018 01:28 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 01:28 AM (PUmDY)
Penicillin can cure Black Peter if you are diagnosed in time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:30 AM (NV/E7)
so if an American shares this info, with a foreigner, NOT putting out in the public domain.
And the Foreigner then puts it on the dark web, AS THEY WILL... is it still illegal?
Would it be illegal to download it?
Its like the Anarchist Cookbooks... you can ban them, but you can't really get rid of the information.
Posted by: Don Quixote at August 01, 2018 01:35 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 01:35 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 01:39 AM (km8m2)
And the Foreigner then puts it on the dark web, AS THEY WILL... is it still illegal?
Would it be illegal to download it?
Its like the Anarchist Cookbooks... you can ban them, but you can't really get rid of the information.
Posted by: Don Quixote at August 01, 2018 01:35 AM (NgKpN)
My view is that the genie is out of the bottle, and it isn't going back in. The information is out there, and those who really want it will find it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:43 AM (NV/E7)
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I always figured it for a honeypot... almost none of it really worked very well. It was huge, and maybe ten percent of it was realistically effective.
The terrorist's handbook, OTOH, was a tenth as big, and most of the shit actually worked.
I think the AC was there to bait people and bust em without giving them anything truly dangerous. Particularly after my friend downloaded it and got to spend a few evenings with the FBI.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 01:44 AM (4Ixhe)
with all the real weapons pouring over the non-border it's outrageous that anyone could feign offense over some drawings that as you say for the most part aren't ready for practical manufacturing
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:52 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:56 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:59 AM (NV/E7)
It's not even remotely Constitutional which is a great part of the outrage
Every year I take an oath to defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 02:00 AM (9TR2V)
Also, Insta-p has a few posts on it today
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 02:05 AM (9TR2V)
It's not even remotely Constitutional which is a great part of the outrage
Every year I take an oath to defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 02:00 AM (9TR2V)
Yeah. The unconstitutionality of the order is clearly laid out in the article linked in 515. But, you see, that's a good thing, in the long run. Make the Deep State step on their dicks, eh?
If this fool judge hadn't swallowed the bait, how many people would have ever heard of Defense Distributed, and their hoard of data? Now it will become a cause celebre, and we won't stop hearing about it for months. Which, I suspect, is exactly what Defense Distributed wants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 02:07 AM (NV/E7)
Why I'm not a conservative Stefan Molyneux. July 31at 6 hours ago made it at 8pm. Well worth the listen since he is a talented, intelligent, educated communicator of the right.
Just find it too much of a coincidence that this 32 minute video popped up hours after the very same points were being discussed on this blog under the CNN economy post. Interesting indeed.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oV0L3VKKwSI
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 02:07 AM (3zt5o)
https://tinyurl.com/
Mashup-Trailer-7th-Seal-BillTe
Remove space and prepare to howl.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2018 02:08 AM (Kge8X)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 02:15 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 02:17 AM (NV/E7)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 01, 2018 02:21 AM (Kuxsi)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 01, 2018 02:30 AM (Kuxsi)
In it, a cute girl appears distressed and uncomfortable while a creepy dude stares and makes weird faces at her (is this why she's nervous and struggling?) Then music plays making fun of the creeper's weird faces.
Thanks Ben. There aren't too many people who can make a vile socialist look sympathetic, but you're a rare breed! XOXO
Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at August 01, 2018 02:35 AM (PTA8E)
Immortal? Ha! Not even 50 years later, they're all despised and hated for the crime of being white men.
Posted by: rickl at August 01, 2018 02:41 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: publius's ficus at August 01, 2018 01:00 AM (7KYil)
If soy feminizes civilizations so much, why is it that the country where it was a staple part of the diet and consumed in far greater quantities than it is here, Japan, was one of the most militaristic and bloodthirsty states in the recent history of the world?
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 02:47 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 02:47 AM
They were overcompensating.
Behold them now. They won't even have sex with their own womenfolk.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at August 01, 2018 02:51 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 02:47 AM (gDSJf)
Have you ever heard of 'Herbivore Men'?
Posted by: Surfperch at August 01, 2018 02:54 AM (O+EPK)
Posted by: Jim Acosta in the closet at August 01, 2018 02:54 AM (UVKwo)
Posted by: Eleanor: my spirit animal is Bill the Cat at August 01, 2018 02:55 AM (QU+qf)
Behold them now. They won't even have sex with their own womenfolk.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at August 01, 2018 02:51 AM (QU+qf)
Then how about China, far and away the primary destination of our recent soybean exports?
I guess they're just overcompensating too.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 02:58 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 02:47 AM (gDSJf)
Contrary to belief, they consume around 8-10 grams of proien from soybeans. They eat fish, ocean life, and eat beef.
The USA went nuts with soy protuen fad with the vegetrainsim and veganism which really exploded in the 1980's out of California and spead across the country
When your main and only scouce of protein is soy and soy while a toddler, baby, and while in the womb, it's the photoestrongens that fuck up devekopment and will throw off hormones as an adult. The Japanese eat mostly fish and beef and soy protein in very low moderation compared to the USA.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 02:59 AM (3zt5o)
I guess they're just overcompensating too.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 02:58 AM (gDSJf)
They have a big problem with men refusing to get married there. Look it up.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 01, 2018 03:02 AM (O+EPK)
Soy is a filler and remember China has 1.2 billion people to feed compared to 330 million in our country.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:06 AM (3zt5o)
And they treat their fish and meat with soy sauce, and eat fermented soybeans with rice and in soup, many on a daily basis.
But sure, here in the US where the vast majority goes to cattle feed, we're the ones overeating the stuff.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:07 AM (gDSJf)
Rumored that the Chinese eat long pig. I have seen pictures of Chinese people eating fetuses. Its a different world over there in the rural areas and what's hidden in mediium and large cities
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:10 AM (3zt5o)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 01, 2018 03:02 AM (O+EPK)
They have a massive surplus of men, because killing girls in the womb has been all the rage for decades, which makes marriage not an easy proposition for many of them.
Obviously they will have a problem with men getting frustrated at the competition caused due to scarcity.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:10 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 01, 2018 03:12 AM (+W/Q4)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 01, 2018 03:15 AM (r9UYA)
you can get a bunch of the files here
http://codeisfreespeech.com/
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 01, 2018 03:16 AM (+W/Q4)
I knew about the soy problem back in 2001. I'm way ahead of the curve on this issue.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:16 AM (3zt5o)
So you're completely full of it then.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:19 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:07 AM (gDSJf)
You are severely underestimating the parents and single mothers that force kids to join them in their unhealthy vegetarian and vegan diets, where most protuen is consumed via soy beans because they are high in protien. This has been a major trend and fad and a meme diet since the 1980's.
Look up what has photoestrogens in them. You will be shocked how much it is in the products we consume in the USA.
But soy sauce doesn't have photoestrogens in it.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:21 AM (3zt5o)
So you're completely full of it then.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:19 AM (gDSJ
Whatever makes you happy. You have no clue what you are taking about. Edamame is literally sold in huge portions in our country at sushi restaurants. My freshman year of college my friends, whom I spoke of told me not to eat that shit because it's literally steamed and salted soybeans. They expmained the photiestrgen issue to me in 2001.
Soy sauce doesn't metabolize from photoestrgens into human estrogen mimicers. Plastics leak human estrogen minicera as well so enjoy the processed foods stored in plastics. Hops are full of photoestrogens as well.
I'm explaining the process of why and how soy and others stuff is bad and you are stuck on the recent meme of simplistic soy.
Ok then. Later.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:31 AM (3zt5o)
We're pretending a small handful of vegetarians screwed up an entire generation, meanwhile it's a dietary staple in other countries, a daily breakfast for many of them even.
Vegetarians themselves only estimate themselves to be ~3% of the US population.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:32 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:34 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 01, 2018 03:36 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 01, 2018 03:41 AM (/qEW2)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaujmk59
450 legal gun owners in jeopardy thanks to shit governor Rick Scott.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 01, 2018 03:42 AM (r9UYA)
I see.
I hear there are tinfoil hats that may help with that.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03
Pathetic calling names instead of discussing facts and science, plus refusing to do the research yourself. You choose to go by the propaganda of known liars of the paycheck INC MSM and Conservative corporate media and globalist think tanks. Don't blame me that you are so brainwashed, not to mention intellectually lazy and full of pride. Waste of time discussing anything with you.
Keep putting warm food and heating up food in plactics. Liquids to. Good Luck with that.Later.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:49 AM (KaupC)
Posted by: rickl at August 01, 2018 03:52 AM (sdi6R)
It's ok, I have a friend that played AA ball, and he said there was no problem.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:55 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: rickl at August 01, 2018 04:02 AM (sdi6R)
He's really fanatical on this issue of soy milk. I think he must have some financial stake in it. Ie, he's not "intellectually lazy and full of pride". He's a sleazeball trying to shill for his own interests, and he's too cowardly to own up to it.
So "Sjg", will you come clean? Why are you so invested in defending this thing?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 01, 2018 04:08 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2018 04:09 AM (pHfeF)
I'm a shill because I called out dairy lobby bs this morning, that's rich.
It's not at all that I'm incensed that self indentified conservatives are taking pride in the regulatory state bearing it's weight on almond growers because of lobbying from a related industry.
Because after all we care so much about definitions of words. (but then call almonds vegetables and/or nuts of which they are neither).
This guy's whole "scientific" argument is "I know a guy who said such and such to me my FRESHMAN year of college".
Very SCIENCE.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 04:22 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: qdpsteve
You'll have to wait until 2000, when it came out. ;-)
Posted by: mikeski's favorite headache at August 01, 2018 04:25 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2018 04:31 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2018 04:31 AM (pHfeF)
Well there's your problem.
Posted by: eleven at August 01, 2018 04:35 AM (NLLmE)
Who would've guessed two years ago that this is where we'd be?
The only good thing is I'm retired so I can sit back and laugh at all this nonsense.
The bad thing is I'm retired so I can sit back and cry at all this nonsense.
Good. Grief.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 01, 2018 04:35 AM (7f50i)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 01, 2018 04:42 AM (7f50i)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 01, 2018 04:42 AM (t5bLj)
Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2018 04:45 AM (cHbmY)
Woke up early, started the caffeination at 4:00.
Right now I'm watching "The Baader-Meinhof Complex". It opens with protests breaking out at the visit of the Shah and his wife. Lefties and Righties clashing and the police do nothing, until it reaches the tipping point and then they unleash hell. Jeebus this is why I hate being trapped in crowds.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2018 04:46 AM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2018 04:50 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2018 04:45 AM (cHbmY)
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Even as we speak, Estrogen and Plastics staff officers are deploying soy divisions on a huge map of Europe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2018 04:51 AM (gUCYC)
I'll try do my part by eating lots of yogurt for breakfast, but that is stored in plastic.
The conspiracy is everywhere!
Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2018 04:56 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2018 04:56 AM (cHbmY)
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I'm hemmed in on all sides by estrogen!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2018 05:00 AM (gUCYC)
Of the 178 B-24s that took part in the mission, 54 of those planes did not make it back to their bases in Libya.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 01, 2018 05:13 AM (ZNTrW)
Looking at this movie, I'm thinking the National Socialists won, they're just spouting leftist bullshit and battling National Socialists who spout right wing bullshit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2018 05:16 AM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2018 05:25 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: eleven at August 01, 2018 05:26 AM (NLLmE)
You know some of the ones all the Democrat AG's are all up in alarm about?
http://codeisfreespeech.com/
These folks captured the files Defense Distributed put out b4 they were shut down by Federal Jerks.
There's more than just this one.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 01, 2018 05:26 AM (7f50i)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2018 05:27 AM (pHfeF)
Yeah the troops were there and took advantage and without them it wouldn't have meant much but no oil no tanks no transport
Posted by: jakee308 at August 01, 2018 05:28 AM (7f50i)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 01, 2018 05:30 AM (7f50i)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2018 05:42 AM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 05:57 AM (jgnTf)
Posted by: fluffy; meat eater at August 01, 2018 05:58 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2018 05:59 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2018 06:10 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 06:10 AM (jgnTf)
Posted by: Sumdumchief
Did he oblige?
Good morning. Sitting in the hotel lobby. Drinking FREE coffee. The local news is on and they have a report that OMG Farcebook noticed some some Farcebook hanky panky in the last election!!!
Damn Rooskies hiding subliminal messages in cat memes I bet
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:16 AM (gaLVL)
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:17 AM (gaLVL)
Only when he was good and ready, seems welfare turkeys have strong representation.
Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 06:19 AM (jgnTf)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 01, 2018 06:22 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: ALH at August 01, 2018 06:22 AM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:26 AM (gaLVL)
Damn Rooskies hiding subliminal messages in cat memes I bet
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:16 AM (gaLVL)
Not enough smug "Know that it was me who did this to you." chuckling while people die for it to be Putin.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2018 06:26 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 01, 2018 06:26 AM (wldC6)
What's shaking? Oh yeah, the Manafort trial. Hope the judge throws it out of court.
Posted by: ALH at August 01, 2018 06:22 AM (8kkL4)
What's shakin'?
Alan Alda.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2018 06:27 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 06:28 AM (jgnTf)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
That's the best part. It's any color you say it is. Mix and match. Collect them all!
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:30 AM (gaLVL)
There is no question there will be a fight between us and the human extinction movement.
This is existential war. It is either we go down in genocide, or we win and will have to hunt down everyone of the sonsofabitches, exterminate them to the last one.
There can be no truce or forgiveness. These psychopaths who created the Fabian long march started on this path to destroy the crown jewel of Christian Grecco/Roman Western civilization. This has always been the end game. Nothing less.
I think it could not have happened any other way. The die was cast so long ago in early American history, nobody knows for sure where it began, and by the time Lincoln and his Marxists hit the stage of tyrannies history, there was no stopping this when the South capitulated in order to stop the wholesale genocide of its civilians from scorched earth strategy. It really has been down hill ever since.
Sure its wonderful to he's and see America first, MAGA Bitchez!, all the rest, but, the body politik and the Amerikan Nomenklaturer is dug in like a tick on a hound, its sycophants and useful idiots are manifold, it will take wholesale slaughter to dig them out, or a large enough redoubt with the resources and geographic size, territory that can be held and secured, a critical element, cleansed and constantly watched for of every leftist scum, or it begins all over again.
Are there Men and Woman of The West able and capable of doing this deed and defending this territory for posteriors sake?
There better be, because at this stage, tho old battered Republic is one big ass piece of real estate, and hunting down every element and keeper of the human extinction movement may never be achievable.
Remember, in the final analysis of what's coming, this is a non negotiable priority. Not a one can be left to reinfect us.
Sounds extreme?
You bet your arse it is.
Its a whole lot better than the genocide taking place and ramping up on us White Men of The
Posted by: mtnforge at August 01, 2018 06:33 AM (O8VIU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 01, 2018 06:34 AM (wldC6)
Hope they are patriotic mushrooms, or there might be trouble...
Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 06:36 AM (jgnTf)
Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 06:40 AM (jgnTf)
The mushrooms under my rubber sheets have been ready for weeks.
...Shillary...
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:40 AM (gaLVL)
Also eggs will spike your system with testosterone because cholesterol. They are one of the best things men can eat. Eat them at night before you sleep to spike your testosterone even higher for better sleep, healing of muscles, growth of muscles, and raging morning wood.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 06:48 AM (KaupC)
Posted by: Sumdumchief
Then I would have had Mr. Browning, Mr. Mossberg, or Mr. Remington ask, nay, tell Mr. Tom to gently remove thine self from my lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2018 06:50 AM (wyNrR)
It is now wrong think to know that soy beans are a bad choice of protein for men and to have known this since college?
*sigh*
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 06:53 AM (KaupC)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 06:53 AM (KaupC)
I can not fault your logic, I shall, however, wait until they have gorged on quality feed until fall, then introduce them to mr. Hot oil.
Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 06:54 AM (jgnTf)
But, what about a yummy soy burger. It tastes just like almost kinda a real burger!! Especially if you put on tomato, a big slice of onion. Cover it all in mustard and hot sauce.
Ya can't tell the difference.
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:57 AM (gaLVL)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at August 01, 2018 07:01 AM (WY9Hg)
Phytoestrogen. Not photo.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 01, 2018 07:02 AM (LOgQ4)
But, what about a yummy soy burger. It tastes just like almost kinda a real burger!! Especially if you put on tomato, a big slice of onion. Cover it all in mustard and hot sauce.
Ya can't tell the difference.
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:57 AM (gaLVL)
I don't know why they tell you to add meat to hamburger helper when it does just fine by itself.
Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:04 AM (KaupC)
Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2018 07:04 AM (Hlv+V)
Posted by: Uncle Eddie
Ha!!
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:05 AM (gaLVL)
Phytoestrogen. Not photo.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 01, 2018 07:02 AM (LOgQ4)
I know. I'm a phonefag with tiny key buttons and an old phone. My aurocorrect is has been rekted since 2013. Plus I'm lazy and it would take me many minutes to make sure every word was spelled correctly so I go for speed on this POS phone and pray y'all get the message.
I do appreciate this correction though. I thought I was spelling it correctly but it auto corrects to photo.
*sigh*
Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:08 AM (KaupC)
Of course it's an upcharge of a buck fifty
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:09 AM (gaLVL)
Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:10 AM (KaupC)
Of course it's an upcharge of a buck fifty
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:09 AM (gaLVL)
Black beans as a topping or as a beef substitute? Beans are so damn cheap.
Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:13 AM (KaupC)
Posted by: Uncle Eddie
Instead of beef.
Maybe they weren't serving beef...Hmmmm
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:14 AM (gaLVL)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 01, 2018 07:16 AM (SWTRF)
Posted by: JT at August 01, 2018 07:17 AM (EhLsG)
Posted by: Uncle Eddie
Instead of beef.
Maybe they weren't serving beef...Hmmmm
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:14 AM (gaLVL)
Abort! Abort! I just now looked up blackbean burger and they use an egg but call it vegan. It also looked disgusting. This meat shaming may spark civil war 2.0. Fucking Vegans.
Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:18 AM (KaupC)
I'm done. Not only do I refuse to use their BS nomenclature and BS pronouns, I'm going back to Miss and Mrs.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2018 07:18 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:19 AM (gaLVL)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 01, 2018 07:16 AM (SWTRF)
Any new ideas for your new political party? I like the politically correct name the *types* *deletes* party.
Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:20 AM (KaupC)
Damn Rooskies hiding subliminal messages in cat memes I bet
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:16 AM (gaLVL)
Fukn idiots! I calculated that even if you had searched for the phrases the Russian were using for the ads you have about a 0.0025% of seeing the message and almost 70% ran after the election.
Posted by: Hillary Voter at August 01, 2018 07:20 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:21 AM (gaLVL)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2018 07:21 AM (cqRjR)
I'm done. Not only do I refuse to use their BS nomenclature and BS pronouns, I'm going back to Miss and Mrs.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2018 07:18 AM (Ri0Ku)
It makes the person sound like they are open about having MPD.
Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:22 AM (KaupC)
On Monday I spoke to the Scoutmaster at the troop #1 son got his Eagle at and he said that after 18 years he is done. No one is stepping up to take his place so that will be it for the Troop. I think the church that sponsors them is ready to give them the boot anyway.
Posted by: f'd at August 01, 2018 07:23 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:19 AM
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LOL. Well, Mr. too.
And I'm using Mrs. for divorced and widowed women too, just like the old days. Let the world know that they are no longer pure!!!11!!!1!
Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2018 07:23 AM (Ri0Ku)
I'm done. Not only do I refuse to use their BS nomenclature and BS pronouns, I'm going back to Miss and Mrs.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2018 07:18 AM (Ri0Ku)
You forgot how they had to create a new word to call someone with a vagina that like to have a penis inserted therein. cis-gender. I will never ever use that word. Progressivism works to create new word or redefine existing words. Like marriage. Put just about any word other than good or great and what you have is not a marriage.
Posted by: Hillary Voter at August 01, 2018 07:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: f'd at August 01, 2018 07:23 AM
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That is so sad. We are losing so much to the SJWs.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2018 07:26 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Hillary Voter at August 01, 2018 07:25 AM
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Exactly. We all need to refuse to accept this crap. it is utter nonsense.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2018 07:29 AM (Ri0Ku)
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