Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (7/31/18 )

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

It's the scene every Friday at the cafeteria of Valley Park Middle School in Toronto. That's not a private academy, it's a public school funded by taxpayers. And yet, oddly enough, what's going on is a prayer service – oh, relax, it's not Anglican or anything improper like that; it's Muslim Friday prayers, and the Toronto District School Board says don't worry, it's just for convenience: They put the cafeteria at the local imams' disposal because otherwise the kids would have to troop off to the local mosque and then they'd be late for Lesbian History class or whatever subject is scheduled for Friday afternoon. Mark Steyn


Quote II

“No plans to run. But I’m randomly in Boston today, and happen to have had lunch with someone who does a lot of work in New Hampshire. As he’d say, ‘Ya nevah know.'”Skipper Biff Bill Kristol


Is Skipper Biff thinking about running sashaying for POTUS? Stay tuned.


Quote III

"A picture is worth a thousand words"-English language-idiom


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A certain person I know received an envelope in the mail that was addressed to the residence address, no name given as the addressee. The return label indicated US Department of Commerce, Economics and Statistics Administration, US Census Bureau.

The American Community Survey. Your response is required by law.


Any of you Morons get something like this in the mail? If so, what are your plans with the survey?


My thoughts? We fought the Revolutionary War?


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Perhaps it is time to drop the NetFlix account. SMFH.

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Hmmm interesting. Without Obama propping the Mullahs in Iran, Things are getting dicey in Iran.


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Money for nothing and health care for free.


Under ideal assumptions, Blahous writes, Medicare for All would mean that federal spending on health care would rise to 12.7 percent of GDP by 2031, roughly doubling its current rate. Doubling all current income and corporate tax revenues would be insufficient to finance this massive growth in federal spending, which would itself be more than double all currently projected federal discretionary appropriations.

This enormous price tag is actually marginally less than current projected national health expenditures over the same period of time. The paper finds that under ideal conditions, national health expenditures (NHEs) would be about $90 billion less in 2022 under the Medicare for All plan, thanks in large part to a drop in administrative costs and a slight fall off in personal health spending.

Ideal assumptions? Yeah, blow me.


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America's first high-tech coup is still ongoing.

In the rest of the world, just like in America, coups have useful idiots who do the grunt work for the real powers that be, the untouchable members of the global elites. In the rest of the world, these elites, not having bet on the winning horse, quietly retire to live out their lives in obscurity on private estates in small offshore islands. In America, Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton live in Kalorama and Westchester County and get standing ovations from their brainwashed cult members wherever they go.


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Almost tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Or, Sometimes there is honor among criminals.

Though it may sound odd, there is something of an informal hierarchy and honor code among criminals and prison inmates, and those who prey upon young children are generally held in low regard or flatly despised by other criminals who are at least honorable enough to leave children alone.

As such, it was no great surprise to learn that a convicted terrorist who had threatened violence against the young royal prince in the United Kingdom received a bit of “prison justice” from unknown assailants who were incarcerated with him.

According to The U.K. Sun, a 32-year-old self-proclaimed follower of the Islamic State group was allegedly assaulted in prison and slashed with a makeshift knife by at least one other inmate who has yet to be identified by authorities.


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In a society of litigation, This will be fun to watch, from a distance, like a 10' pole distance.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



July 31, 1971, James Taylor went to No.1 on the US singles chart with the Carole King song 'You've Got A Friend', (included in her album Tapestry and James Taylor's album Mud Slide Slim). The song would go on to win the 1971 Grammy Award for Best Pop Vocal male Performance and Song Of The Year. via thisdayinmusic.com

Little did Taylor know that he would be soothing the emotionally damaged country of France some 45 years later.

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It has taken a while, but.........NASA has released thousands of hours of never been before released tapes of Apollo 11.

When Apollo 11 descended from the heavens, touching down on the moon on July 20, 1969, three brave men became immortals, the types of men forever remembered for a single act that defined their storied careers. Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins might be the names we associate with that first mission to the moon, but it was a team of engineers, analysts, supervisors, and experts who ultimately got them there.

Today, for the first time ever, NASA has released over 19,000 hours worth of audio from this historical mission.

Pretty damn cool!!!!


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Photographic evidence that there are some lucky people in the world.


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Genie out of the bottle. The horse is out of the barn. Pandora's box has been opened. The Nanny States are lining up to sue Defense Distributed.

Twenty states announced Monday that they plan to ask a federal judge in Seattle to immediately issue a temporary restraining order against Defense Distributed, a Texas-based group that has already begun making 3D-printer gun files available on its DEFCAD website after a recent legal settlement with the US State Department.
"After almost 18 months I was skeptical that there was anything else that this administration would do that would truly shock me, but they have," Washington Attorney General Bob Ferguson told reporters assembled in Olympia and by phone. "Frankly, it is terrifying... We think that it is important to put a stop to this right away and make it as difficult as humanly possible to access this information.


We covered this story about two weeks ago in the Weekend Gun Thread.

The ONT's crystal ball? Imminent injunction. Massive law suit. It lands in the SCOTUS where Justice Brett Kavanaugh is the 5th vote to uphold Defense Defended's right to publish the 3-D printable files.

Tell me how the drunken crooked hag would have been a better POTUS than DJT.


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Do you remember the old trick of warm water and a sleeping person's fingers? Not these kids. Genius Award Winners.

A 15-year-old teen suffered second-degree burns to his face and body after his friends allegedly poured boiling hot water on him as he slept in a bid to complete the “Hot Water Challenge.”

Kyland Clark, of Indianapolis, said that he and his friends were watching videos of the challenge last week on YouTube before he fell asleep, and that his friend had attempted the challenge as a joke, Fox 59 reported.

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They found a nice wad of cash. Of course they did the right thing and is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Three kids are being praised for doing the right thing after they found a wallet stuffed with cash and returned it to the owners.

Jamie Carlton’s son had dropped his wallet outside of his car in the driveway of their Aurora, Colorado home earlier this month. At the time, the wallet contained $700 in cash.


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Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Denny Crane at July 31, 2018 09:31 PM (wbRN9)

2 Top 3?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 31, 2018 09:31 PM (+ldAm)

3 Hey Ya'll

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 09:31 PM (8kkL4)

4 That is the prettiest flag in the world!

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 09:32 PM (8kkL4)

5 Top 2! Yippee... An early ONT MH - thanks. I can get some reading in before bedtime. Ok, back to the top.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as Mean, Still a Marine at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (+ldAm)

6 brb that dishwasher won't unload itself.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (8kkL4)

7 'Any of you Morons get something like this in the mail? If so, what are your plans with the survey?'

Yes several years ago. I threw it in the trash.

Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (UdKB7)

8 I hate when I read the whole thing and get to the bottom and there are no comments.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 09:34 PM (Ym96w)

9 Wow, early ONT! Evening, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2018 09:34 PM (uDcBt)

10 I never thought I would enjoy a techno mix made with samples of Alex Jones. But it was tweeted by IowaHawk and it's just gold. And at under a minute the joke doesn't wear out its welcome.

https://bit.ly/2v4siQp

P.S. I'm going to try wiki markup and see if I can make a live link.

[url]https://bit.ly/2v4siQp[/url]

Posted by: mr_jack at July 31, 2018 09:34 PM (57l0O)

11 6 brb that dishwasher won't unload itself.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (8kkL4)

Tell him to get off his butt and put out some effort.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (3Pma+)

12 Wait wait.. I'm. .. not ready... for overnight...

Or the rest of life...

Posted by: mindful webworker's cell at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (vP09u)

13 I coulda been a contendah instead of a bum which is what Iyam.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (Ym96w)

14 So they split the car in the divorce. Lucky the Horse had siblings.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (FUYQm)

15 13 I coulda been a contendah instead of a bum which is what Iyam.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 09:35 PM (Ym96

But, you're our bum.
So that means something.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 09:36 PM (3Pma+)

16 I backed this crowdsourcing project to make a comic book where there are lots of guns and violence and some babes. It's by the "Diversity and Comics" guy, who is a former Marine and served in the Middle East. This is not a "Social Justice" comic book... he said this is his idea for a 1990's direct-to-video R-rated movie. Good enough for me, he has my money.

https://bit.ly/2LRqNys

Posted by: mr_jack at July 31, 2018 09:36 PM (57l0O)

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The American Community Survey. Your response is required by law.








Fuck you. Come back with a warrant, pigs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (eXA4G)

18 I keep thinking after the midterms PDT will unleash hell on the coup plotters. I hope anyway.

Posted by: jmel at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (OeWgo)

19 Nice pictures. Now to read the content. Tasty and filling, I'm sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (hyuyC)

20 I'm off to bed, but first, this bears repeating: Pray for PDT, his family, and administration.

Pray HARD.

'night all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (ptqGC)

21 Thanks for the ONT.

I wonder how much of the documentary will focus on his Calypso singing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s2hW2PUVtU

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (w1RR+)

22 Alan Alda has Parkinson's. Ever notice Hawkeye was the most violent character in Mash?

Posted by: Creek at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (13BOh)

23 Night Jane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:38 PM (w1RR+)

24 New jerb starts tomorrow. I was hoping to be settled by now, but I can't move into my apartment until Friday which means I can't even get a new license or vehicle registration until then. Plus, I still have to move everything from my storage unit, which means I have to pay another $80 for the month of August. Bleh.

The good news is that my car insurance is half of what it was in California.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (/3v/C)

25 Wonderful top photo! Thanks.

Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (V+03K)

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Fuck you. Come back with a warrant, pigs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (eXA4G)

And how do I get a subscription to your newsletter?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (3Pma+)

27 I am so glad I can now say Merry Christmas when I show ID to buy groceries!! Thank you Presnit Trump!!

Posted by: Old Man with Onion on his Belt at July 31, 2018 09:40 PM (Vfveq)

28 The good news is that my car insurance is half of what it was in California.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (/3v/C)

Tell 'em you're a broad and you'll pay even less.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 09:40 PM (3Pma+)

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Fuck you. Come back with a warrant, pigs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (eXA4G)

And how do I get a subscription to your newsletter?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 09:39 PM (3Pma+)










Send me a self-addressed, stamped envelope addressed to US Department of Commerce, Economics and Statistics Administration, US Census Bureau.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:41 PM (eXA4G)

30 Photographic evidence that there are some lucky people in the world.

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I don't get the watermelon one.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2018 09:42 PM (KDpai)

31 Yes several years ago. I threw it in the trash.
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2018 09:33 PM (UdKB7)

Better hope you're not affiliated with Donald Trump, or you're going down, mister.

Posted by: Team Mueller at July 31, 2018 09:43 PM (U7voe)

32 BTW - A book I read a couple of decades ago:


Thunder Below, by Eugene Fluckey. The war patrols of USS Barb, the submarine that "sank" a train.



In that book I can imagine people saying "This is a plan, an awesome plan. I am proud to be part of this plan. Let's do it!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 09:43 PM (0QYMt)

33 ONT!!! Open I assume. Here is some links to get caught up on with what is really going on behind the scenes. As always do your own fact checking and critical thinking and ignore the paycheckfags in the media. Have a blessed evening and enjoy the info.

Its time to wake up everybody. Link to 8chan thread of q research memes. Link to 22k memes q research mega meme drop is in OP message.

https://8ch.net/qresearch/res/2163922.html

https://mega.nz/#F!XtNhURSb!1Mdrvt-Y_onBw5VlFDRdCQ

http://irc.qclearancearchive.net

Neontevolt

CrazyDaysandNights

Justinformed Talk YouTube channell.

Extra brrad! YouTube Isaac Kappy interviews.

Sleep well and enjoy pure evil getting exposed to light.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 09:43 PM (3zt5o)

34 that last picture is a classic example of wasteful extravagance under capitalism. A smaller horse could have done the same job and with a smaller carbon footprint.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2018 09:44 PM (UFyv9)

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I don't get the watermelon one.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2018 09:42 PM (KDpai)





no seeds

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:44 PM (eXA4G)

36 The American Community Survey. Your response is required by law.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:37 PM (eXA4G)

Law-law, or pen and phone law?

Posted by: Team Mueller at July 31, 2018 09:44 PM (U7voe)

37 So why would NASA hang onto those files for so long?
Who the f**k is in charge there?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2018 09:45 PM (0tfLf)

38 What the hell? Firefox and Norton safesearch have moved the hq to page 2. This sux. It caused me to lose my temper and say 'bad' words.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2018 09:46 PM (zLDYs)

39 Off Mueller sock, on South African...

...Skilled contractor...

...sock.

Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 09:46 PM (U7voe)

40 35
I don't get the watermelon one.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2018 09:42 PM (KDpai)

no seeds

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 09:44 PM (eXA4G)

++++

OK. Don't know what luck has to do with it, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seedless_fruit

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2018 09:47 PM (KDpai)

41
So why would NASA hang onto those files for so long?
Who the f**k is in charge there?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2018 09:45 PM (0tfLf)








We got the order to release them 10 years ago. I told 'em okay, after the Muslim outreach is set up... in two weeks..... inshallah.

Posted by: Mohammed al-Rocket at July 31, 2018 09:48 PM (eXA4G)

42 Who the f**k is in charge there?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2018 09:45 PM (0tfLf)

I'm sorry, I can't process your inquiry as to who the fuck is in charge here until you submit form DAQ-1369-BBQWERTY-2(a) "Inquiry As To Who The Fuck Is In Charge Here", in triplicate, and pay the processing fee.

I'm sorry, but I only have blank forms in Polish and Arabic. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Posted by: TEH BUREAUCRACY at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (U7voe)

43 Plus, I still have to move everything from my storage unit, which means I have to pay another $80 for the month of August. Bleh.

The good news is that my car insurance is half of what it was in California.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Colorado Alex
Where will you be living in the vast tepid wasteland of Columbus Ohio?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (S6Pax)

44 I think the nomination for deathless prose for July 31 2018 should go to Ace.

He penning today has far outstripped his extended metaphor of clowns with flaming boners (which honestly lacked pithyness and brevity for all it carried with invocation of timeless imagery and directed imagination)

"Not even close, queerbaits. I mean the minute I even think I smell the End of Days are coming, I'm heading to Jim Acosta's house with a bottle of Mangria and a spork."

Echoes of Bun-Bun. Sheer poetry. But in prose.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (2K6fY)

45 Colorado Alex
Where will you be living in the vast tepid wasteland of Columbus Ohio?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (S6Pax)

Lewis Center area.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:51 PM (/3v/C)

46 "Not even close, queerbaits. I mean the minute I even think I smell the End of Days are coming, I'm heading to Jim Acosta's house with a bottle of Mangria and a spork."

Echoes of Bun-Bun. Sheer poetry. But in prose.
Posted by: Kindltot


Yes indeedy doody. I live no where close to Jim Acosta, but it made me want to go down to a local TV station and hurt someone working there.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 09:51 PM (S6Pax)

47 "According to The U.K. Sun, a 32-year-old self-proclaimed follower of the Islamic State group was allegedly assaulted in prison and slashed with a makeshift knife by at least one other inmate who has yet to be identified by authorities."

Impossible! Knives are banned!

Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 09:52 PM (U7voe)

48 Lewis Center area.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Well Wow-Wee.

You are not far from me and Tonypete.

I live to the east of you in Genoa Township, north of Westerville.

And the son of the postman lives the next street over.

Tonypete lives in Highland Lakes. Close enough to smell you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 09:53 PM (S6Pax)

49 You've all seen the Donald Trump Singing Havana, haven't you?


https://youtu.be/k5N6Sm8gMYo

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2018 09:53 PM (2K6fY)

50 Impossible! Knives are banned!

Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 09:52 PM (U7voe)

Thank goodness he was already in prison!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 09:53 PM (0QYMt)

51 Yo Horde

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2018 09:54 PM (cHbmY)

52 Perhaps it is time to drop the NetFlix account. SMFH.




Netflix has gone full libturd

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2018 09:54 PM (SiINZ)

53 Well Wow-Wee.

You are not far from me and Tonypete.

I live to the east of you in Genoa Township, north of Westerville.

And the son of the postman lives the next street over.

Tonypete lives in Highland Lakes. Close enough to smell you.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 09:53 PM (S6Pax)


Damn it. I knew this area seemed shady. Shoulda gone with my gut...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:54 PM (/3v/C)

54 Executive Outcomes

bluebell visiting England?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 09:55 PM (hyuyC)

55 Heja!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 09:55 PM (txw6d)

56 Damn it. I knew this area seemed shady. Shoulda gone with my gut...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:54 PM (/3v/C)

Head over to those things you may have heard of in California, but never seen in person: the Gun Shop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:56 PM (w1RR+)

57 Your Grace.

Blessing on you and yours. Is your brother better?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 09:56 PM (hyuyC)

58 Congratulations on your Tertius Noctus, ALH!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 09:56 PM (DMUuz)

59
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Waste Not, Want Not.




Introducing the 2018 Lada. Showcasing the finest SMR technology

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2018 09:56 PM (SiINZ)

60 You've all seen the Donald Trump Singing Havana, haven't you?

Is that like Skydiving Elvis'? (Elvi? Elvises?) I mean, that would be totally Vegas to have skydiving POTUSes from Trump on back - you know skydiving Teddy Roosevelt and skydiving Andrew Jackson would be thinking how they could use that to increase their kill-ratios.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 09:57 PM (0QYMt)

61 Head over to those things you may have heard of in California, but never seen in person: the Gun Shop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:56 PM (w1RR+)


I was driving around and saw one and nearly wept, because I knew I was back in civilized lands. Then I went to the BMV and realized that I was mistaken.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:57 PM (/3v/C)

62 Netflix is odd. A couple of friends had it and I watched a few things. However, after watching Daredevil and rewatching Sherlock, I could not find anything on there worth watching.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:57 PM (w1RR+)

63 {{Miley}} !

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 09:58 PM (N1ZXu)

64 If you found Bill Gates' wallet with 10,000 cash in it would you return the wallet with the cash?


Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 09:58 PM (2DOZq)

65 I was driving around and saw one and nearly wept, because I knew I was back in civilized lands. Then I went to the BMV and realized that I was mistaken.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:57 PM (/3v/C)

The B/DMV is always an Undiscovered Country. It is like a Bureaucratic Embassy into normal people's lives.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:59 PM (w1RR+)

66 64 If you found Bill Gates' wallet with 10,000 cash in it would you return the wallet with the cash?


Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 09:58 PM (2DOZq)

Yes. It's not mine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 09:59 PM (w1RR+)

67 That last thread was getting pretty dark. Time to change the subject.

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 09:59 PM (sdi6R)

68 Sherlock went pants on head crazy over the top at the end

Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 09:59 PM (U7voe)

69 Netflix has gone downhill. They have some good original programming (the Marvel shows have been overall good) but they also have a lot of crap, and the crap to good ratio is increasing. My suspicion is that too many people are sharing accounts, and that binge-watching a show and never watching it again results in fewer viewers. Hence the rise in foreign films and shows, which are probably cheaper to buy the rights to, and hopefully appeal to a new audience.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 10:00 PM (/3v/C)

70 The American Community Survey. Your response is required by law.

Any of you Morons get something like this in the mail? If so, what are your plans with the survey?

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I got it for the last one. I told them what the actual, written laws tell me I had to tell them for the Census only.

Number of people in the home. Ages of people in the home. Ethnicity of people in the home. I left the rest blank and sent it in. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 10:01 PM (I16G8)

71 68 Sherlock went pants on head crazy over the top at the end
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 09:59 PM (U7voe)

Yes. Just a tad. Still, I think the second series is the best. First is damned fine as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:01 PM (w1RR+)

72 Most Excellent 'Rons and 'Ettes, here is a facebook (sorry) page for little Danica Jane, who many of you have been following and praying for since November last year when it was revealed that she had brain cancer:

https://www.facebook.com/danicajanetaylor/

She is home in Alaska with a new brother and is in remission, and I thank you for your prayers. Sometimes good things happen in a hard world.

I am now going to go into the bathroom and cry for awhile.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2018 10:01 PM (BfOXk)

73 Welp, just read the last thread. I was convinced that the author was really Ace, socking us, until the reference to driving a F-150 near the end.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 10:02 PM (DMUuz)

74 Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 10:01 PM (I16G

I will make sure I tell my friend that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 10:02 PM (3Pma+)

75 She is home in Alaska with a new brother and is in remission, and I thank you for your prayers. Sometimes good things happen in a hard world.

I am now going to go into the bathroom and cry for awhile.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2018 10:01 PM (BfOXk)

Glad to hear the good news.

Her eyes are remarkable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:03 PM (w1RR+)

76 A certain person I know received an envelope in the mail that was addressed to the residence address, no name given as the addressee. The return label indicated US Department of Commerce, Economics and Statistics Administration, US Census Bureau.

The American Community Survey. Your response is required by law.


Any of you Morons get something like this in the mail? If so, what are your plans with the survey?



I'd open it and respond to it because I'm a good citizen! I kid. I'd probably have it get mixed up with the junk mail and throw it away.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2018 10:03 PM (tT/X6)

77 Also, Netflix comedy specials are pure SJW sewer rat shit.

Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:04 PM (U7voe)

78 Hiya

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2018 10:05 PM (EhLsG)

79 Also waiting for a confession about the plastic island as big as Texas, that it's a fake. Where's the picture? Why hasn't anyone cleaned it up yet?

Posted by: PJ at July 31, 2018 10:05 PM (qlTN9)

80 Welcome to Ohio Alex. Columbus and all the big cities are blue, but get out of those and this is a red a state as any.

Posted by: BigZesty at July 31, 2018 10:06 PM (RSX8G)

81 Collective Soul; the last band I ever "ripped" from the interwebs.

Geeze, I'm old.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2018 10:06 PM (iiixZ)

82 @72- Sharkman

Thank you God.
Keep up the good work.

Posted by: the 7th seal at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (Z7oqE)

83 So, I got another jury summons over the weekend. Last was about 7-8 years ago in Louisville. Served on a grand jury and lost an entire month at work. It was interesting.

I was reading through the material after filling out the questionnaire. It seems in beautiful Fayette county jurors are paid $12.50 'a day.'

A princely sum. I will have to decide which color to get the Corvette in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (w1RR+)

84 If you found Bill Gates' wallet with 10,000 cash in it would you return the wallet with the cash?


Posted by: Lancelot Link
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Sure.

C'mon, make it challenging, make it Soros' wallet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (xSo9G)

85 I received that survey in 2010; I ripped it up and went about my business. Then the home visits started, some cockbreath would ring my doorbell and I'd just turn up the volume on the TV. That went on for a month, twice a week visits and I never pretended to be gone, I just turned the volume up. Then the threatening notes on my door started; I just tore the notes in half and put them back on my door. Finally the idiots figured out that I wasn't going to cooperate and after two months they left me alone. Fuck them.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (bML9A)

86 Is Corvette a brand of ramen noodles?

Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:08 PM (U7voe)

87 The first rule of the Lucky Club is you don't talk about the Lucky Club.

Talking about your luck is a sure fire way to not have any.

The gods are not mocked. And they lurv to F**k ppl up.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 31, 2018 10:08 PM (7f50i)

88 84 If you found Bill Gates' wallet with 10,000 cash in it would you return the wallet with the cash?


Posted by: Lancelot Link
-------------

Sure.

C'mon, make it challenging, make it Soros' wallet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (xSo9G)

Can we burn the wallet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:08 PM (w1RR+)

89 Thank you, Duncanthrax. I got the Bronze tonight. I feel like Tonya Hardin.



Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:08 PM (8kkL4)

90 Sweet ONT - Thanks, MisHum!

As regards Medicare4ALL:

"The combined net worth of all US billionaires is $2.7 trillion.

That means if you were to tax billionaires at 100% AND send in agents to forcibly seize and liquidate all their property assets, you couldn't even fund it for one year."

Ooops.

Link: https://tinyurl.com/y82px259

Posted by: ibguy at July 31, 2018 10:09 PM (vUcdz)

91 Since all the music I care about has been available on Youtube when I need it, there`s not much point in downloading it anymore. I mean legally since doing it illegally is illegal.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:09 PM (N1ZXu)

92 As to the American Community Survey, when I got one in the mail a few years ago, I threw it away.

Got a call a few weeks later, informing me that I was required by law to participate.

I told the person on the other end of the line that I had filled out a census form in 2010, and would happily fill one out again in 2020. I reminded her that the Constitution specifically called for a Census every ten years for the purpose of delegating Congressional seats and assessing taxes, nothing more.

I said that in between those 10 years, I didn't want to hear from the government, as any information that they needed to carry out their Constitutional duties was already in their hands.

We went round and round, with this gal saying that I would be in violation of Federal Law if I didn't send my forms back.

I told her that unless she could tell me when Congress had amended the Constitution, that as far as I was concerned their little demographic snooping project wasn't Federal Law.

I also told her that she was more than welcome to send the Federal Police to my house to arrest me, and, Gee, wouldn't that look just great leading the evening news, a citizen getting arrested for daring to actually follow the Constitution?

And, yet, she persisted.

I then reminded her that the government is supposed to work for its citizens, not the other way around. That we are FREE citizens, which means that as long as we are minding our own business, the government has NO right to harass us, and they CERTAINLY have no right to force us to do anything that we don't want to do.

She said that I would be getting another call from their office if I refused to send in my forms. I told her that was fine with me, and that I would just tell the next person the same things that I had told her.

Never heard from them again.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2018 10:09 PM (uDcBt)

93 Off Day of the Lord sock

Posted by: teej at July 31, 2018 10:09 PM (Z7oqE)

94 Posted by: BigZesty at July 31, 2018 10:06 PM (RSX8G)

Nothing says redstate like John Katshit as governor and Rob Portman as US senator

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 10:09 PM (3Pma+)

95 86 Is Corvette a brand of ramen noodles?
Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:08 PM (U7voe)

For such a vast sum, I could also be talking about the small warship.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:10 PM (w1RR+)

96 MisHum, that article about the Coup confirms my worst fears. I added that website to my favorites, although some of the stuff on there seems like tin-foil hat territory.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:10 PM (8kkL4)

97 C'mon, make it challenging, make it Soros' wallet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (xSo9G)

>find razor blade
>don't floss for two weeks
>floss
>wipe results on edge of razor
>conceal in wallet
>return wallet
>Billionaire Hospitalized with Septic Infection

Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:10 PM (U7voe)

98 More Good Southwest Ohio MoMe news:

We now have 2 (two!) door prizes to raffle off (and trust me, you'll *want* one) at the Meetup. WSe'll be using them as a fundraising opportunity for a charity of our choice.

Interested in joining us?

Just drop a line to: swohmome at mail dot com

Posted by: ibguy at July 31, 2018 10:10 PM (vUcdz)

99 Marvel shows had David Tennant and Vince Dinofrio as villians. They will never again match that level of casting. I complain because in Luke Cage, the villains go from terrific to Power Rangers in the space of two episodes.

Guitar cover of Centuries

https://youtu.be/tquC1Yg0Z_s

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2018 10:10 PM (rnAwa)

100 Howdy all.

Good thing day off, bad thing it was because the wife was crippled by sciatica and had to take her to Emergency Care.

What's encouraging is the last time she was there this predisondone burst treatment worked, hope it does this also.

Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 10:11 PM (yJ1e6)

101 Welcome to Ohio Alex. Columbus and all the big cities are blue, but get out of those and this is a red a state as any.
Posted by: BigZesty at July 31, 2018 10:06 PM (RSX8G)


Meh, my experience so far is that they're like everywhere else, red or blue: mouth-breathing subhuman scum. I'm here for the job experience and that's it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 10:11 PM (/3v/C)

102 This song has been an earworm for me for the past few days. I can't find the original on YouTube, but this is an interesting cover:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZzQ1Rm3njE

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

103 Bah. I'm bummed. Cheer me up.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

104 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (+W/Q4)

105 Nothing says redstate like John Katshit as governor and Rob Portman as US senator

And previously John Boenher Boner.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (rnAwa)

106 What's encouraging is the last time she was there this predisondone burst treatment worked, hope it does this also.
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 10:11 PM (yJ1e6)

Hope she gets to feeling better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:13 PM (w1RR+)

107 Beware strange asteroids falling from the sky, Mars is at its closest to Earth in 15 years.

Come on Martians, do it right this time and get Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 10:14 PM (ZNTrW)

108 103 Bah. I'm bummed. Cheer me up.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

Sharkman informed us that a little girl's cancer went into remission. Not a bad day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:14 PM (w1RR+)

109
The American Community Survey. Your response is required by law.


Dropping it in the recycle bin would be my response. By law.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2018 10:14 PM (pNxlR)

110 I was in Germany when that came out. Their title is so much cooler sounding: KRIEG DER WELTEN

Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:15 PM (U7voe)

111 Good evening Mrs. Leggy, wherever you are.

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2018 10:15 PM (EhLsG)

112 file under #firstworldproblems

my log splitter developed a Class 3 hydraulic fluid leak today

minor one, but steady, so it's deadlined.

shit. there goes *this* month's VA check.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 10:15 PM (+W/Q4)

113
If you found Bill Gates' wallet with 10,000 cash in it would you return the wallet with the cash?


Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 09:58 PM (2DOZq)







What wallet?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 10:15 PM (eXA4G)

114 Bah. I'm bummed. Cheer me up.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-WO73Dh7rY

Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:16 PM (U7voe)

115 Sharkman informed us that a little girl's cancer went into remission. Not a bad day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:14 PM (w1RR+)

Truly uplifting news

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

116 92
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2018 10:09 PM (uDcBt)


Ha! I got the long form in 2010, and scrupulously filled out the bare minimum needed to establish my identity, and that I was an eligible voter in my district. I left the rest blank.

I never heard from them again.

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:16 PM (sdi6R)

117 Nothing says redstate like John Katshit as governor and Rob Portman as US senator

I don't live in a state where liberals ran away and/or trashed the state house because they were scared of scott walker :-). Didn't say I supported either of those fuckheads

Posted by: BigZesty at July 31, 2018 10:17 PM (RSX8G)

118 Colorado Alex:

If you're up to it, our Southwest Ohio MoMe (in October) is about an hour or so from Columbus.

Tonypete's RSVP'd, perhaps you could hitch a ride...

Posted by: ibguy at July 31, 2018 10:17 PM (vUcdz)

119 84 If you found Bill Gates' wallet with 10,000 cash in it would you return the wallet with the cash?


Posted by: Lancelot Link
-------------

Sure.

C'mon, make it challenging, make it Soros' wallet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 10:07 PM (xSo9G)

That's not challenging at all. Don't want to start a religious debate but it's a question I pose to atheists to make a point that moral atheists, which there are many, frequently act against their self interest.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

120 Is that like Skydiving Elvis'? (Elvi? Elvises?) I mean, that would be totally Vegas to have skydiving POTUSes from Trump on back - you know skydiving Teddy Roosevelt and skydiving Andrew Jackson would be thinking how they could use that to increase their kill-ratios.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2018 09:57 PM (0QYMt)


All my years here in Vegas, and I've only seen one Evils impersonator.

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, Baby! at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (itfg0)

121
On the hardwood vs. carpet front, Vogue has decreed that bush is officially back:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6007569

Full, but not untamed, apparently. Sounds like they're hoping to see a lot of pube-care products, like "fur oil".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (8O3HH)

122 Does anyone really believe that fundamentally the USA is in better shape than it was 2 years ago Have our fundamentals really changed ? Why is the deficit no longer s problem even though it is twice as large ?

Posted by: Comrade at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (1JLkt)

123 The Nationals are beating the Mets 25-4 and its in the bottom of the 9th. Now the Mets just hit a HR to get 3 of those 4 runs so they are still in it!! C'mon, 20 more runs and they are right back in it!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (tT/X6)

124
I'm sorry, I can't process your inquiry as to who the fuck is in charge here until you submit form DAQ-1369-BBQWERTY-2(a) "Inquiry As To Who The Fuck Is In Charge Here", in triplicate, and pay the processing fee.


* golf clap *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (pNxlR)

125 Modern College Class Overthrowing the Government "Legally"

The Eugene Lang College has a class wherein the students not only learn about how film can be used to undermine America, but actually be forced to participate in the same! From the course summary

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14821

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 31, 2018 10:19 PM (itfg0)

126 Just great, last Pale Moon update has broken something and I can't watch CrunchyRoll using that browser.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 10:19 PM (ZNTrW)

127 Had a census worker come to my door once. I told him "no thanks". He said someone would be contacting me. No one ever did.

Posted by: irright at July 31, 2018 10:19 PM (RVcmP)

128 Ok. So much for trying to be nice. Good night

Posted by: BigZesty at July 31, 2018 10:20 PM (RSX8G)

129 Bah. I'm bummed. Cheer me up.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12

Give me a call you have my number.

T

Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 10:20 PM (yJ1e6)

130 Posted by: BigZesty at July 31, 2018 10:17 PM (RSX8G)

Didn't mean you did

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 10:20 PM (3Pma+)

131 103 Bah. I'm bummed. Cheer me up.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

Here's a joke for you -

Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing!

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:20 PM (8kkL4)

132

That horse drawn car shell looks like something out of a Twilight Zone episode: The Old Man In the Cave


https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734669/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 10:22 PM (IqV8l)

133 If you're up to it, our Southwest Ohio MoMe (in October) is about an hour or so from Columbus.

Tonypete's RSVP'd, perhaps you could hitch a ride...
Posted by: ibguy at July 31, 2018 10:17 PM (vUcdz)


No. My experience with meeting people from the internet IRL has been decidedly mixed over the years. Except for a few people, I'm giving up on it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 10:22 PM (/3v/C)

134 MILEY; How about something mildly erotic? It's not for me; it's to cheer up Insom. We thank you for your kind consideration. Sincerely, your devoted followers.

Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (C+wjz)

135 Game over. Too bad. the Mets were fighting back!!

I kid. The Mets got humiliated. 25-4. Thats not a game, thats batting practice.

My Pirates won. They are making things interesting in the NL Central. Probably too late.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (tT/X6)

136 On the American Community Survey.

The Census Bureau has a very good record of confidentiality before the 2008 election. Then the first official action of pbho was to move it out of Commerce to directly under the White House.

I aver the data, combined with Google analysis , was used in two efforts.

1) To place compliant illegals in key electoral precincts to swing the 2012 and 2016 election.
Did you note the use of Federal resources to secretly move illegals inland in 2009-2015?

2) To directly assist in voter fraud.

That being said, statistical analysis and data from Census is better than using Google data for all the needs of merchants, health gurus, etc. Google is much more invasive.

If I got a American Community Survey, I would answer it correctly, except for ethnicity. Until 23 & Me calls, I am an American Indian and Pacific Islander.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (hyuyC)

137 131 103 Bah. I'm bummed. Cheer me up.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

Bob's Burgers is on the Comedy Channel right now.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 10:24 PM (2DOZq)

138 Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing!
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:20 PM (8kkL4)

-----------

She'll be here all week folks.

Be sure to tip the veal and try the waitresses.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 10:25 PM (I16G8)

139 Eh...I'm not standing on the edge of an actual cliff or anything. Just all the shit of the last few months has really worn me down.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

140 We now have 2 (two!) door prizes to raffle off (and trust me, you'll *want* one) at the Meetup.
Posted by: ibguy at July 31, 2018 10:10 PM


So you won't want the other, eh?

The mind boggles. The top two candidates I can come up with are an iPod with either the entire library of TFG speeches 2006 - 2016,or the entire oeuvre of Yoko's musical stylings.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 10:25 PM (DMUuz)

141 I want them to publish the gun files on a Russian server

Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2018 10:26 PM (Cnt92)

142 Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 10:25 PM (DMUuz)

A one on one dinner with Hillary Clinton. BYOB

Posted by: Executive Outcomes at July 31, 2018 10:27 PM (U7voe)

143 Comrade, your tax deduction just increased 220%, ding dong.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 10:27 PM (PUmDY)

144 Tin foil hat territory, ALH?

You mean like a relatively small group of incredibly wealthy people/families who want a one world, global government with themselves as the rulers who have been buying the souls of politicians who want to live like princes and princesses and going so far as having those who get in their way murdered, for decades?

I hear ya. Next thing ya know it'll have a name.
Betcha they call it the deep state or sumthin' like that.

Posted by: teej at July 31, 2018 10:27 PM (Z7oqE)

145 I am an American Indian and Pacific Islander.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM


And you know this? How.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 31, 2018 10:27 PM (DMUuz)

146 some pussy for insomniac
youtube.com/watch?v=3JZlP_Ltzyc

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:28 PM (N1ZXu)

147 135 Game over. Too bad. the Mets were fighting back!!

I kid. The Mets got humiliated. 25-4. Thats not a game, thats batting practice.

My Pirates won. They are making things interesting in the NL Central. Probably too late.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (tT/X6)


I remember the Phillies beating the Mets 26-7 back in the 1980s.

I also remember the Pirates scoring 10 runs in the top of the first inning and the Phils coming back to win the game. Good times.

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

148 Gates/Soros wallet found?
Like all lost things, I'd take pictures of everything in it, post it on Facebook, and see if the crowd could find the owner.

Posted by: Follow the money at July 31, 2018 10:29 PM (VWE5i)

149 139 Eh...I'm not standing on the edge of an actual cliff or anything. Just all the shit of the last few months has really worn me down.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

You need to go to the beach. Spend some time looking at the ocean. All your cares will drift away.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:29 PM (8kkL4)

150 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:28 PM (N1ZXu)

Did you make an appointment with the doctor?

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:30 PM (8kkL4)

151 Insomniac,

Prayers ascending for you. May you leave the slough of despond and reach solid ground.

I met with cfo mom and teej Sunday. We discussed making you happy, even if it's only a transient state. Would you accept fund from a pass-the-hat effort to have a woman of negotiable virtue visit you for a night or two? Or would you prefer the ascetic wisdom of MGTOW?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:30 PM (hyuyC)

152
My experience with meeting people from the internet IRL has been decidedly mixed over the years. Except for a few people, I'm giving up on it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Fantasy always beats reality

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 10:30 PM (IqV8l)

153 Big Brave Attorney General Bobby Ferguson beats up grandmas and takes all their money. And then smiles.

Guy is a putz and deserves to be targeted by Rich Giamboni. I'll be sure to send flowers.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 31, 2018 10:31 PM (Zskvw)

154 Elizabeth Warren

How! back at ya.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:31 PM (hyuyC)

155 I met with cfo mom and teej Sunday. We discussed making you happy, even if it's only a transient state. Would you accept fund from a pass-the-hat effort to have a woman of negotiable virtue visit you for a night or two? Or would you prefer the ascetic wisdom of MGTOW?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:30 PM (hyuyC)

I appreciate y'all thinking about me. Being disease-free, and wishing to keep it that way, I think I'll stick with the ascetic approach.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

156 ALH, no, my ass has been behaving since then.
I think it was a boil that self-lanced. It was just scary at the time.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:31 PM (N1ZXu)

157 Colorado Alex In Exile , all the morons I`ve met face to face have been awesome.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:32 PM (N1ZXu)

158 45 Colorado Alex
Where will you be living in the vast tepid wasteland of Columbus Ohio?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 09:49 PM (S6Pax)

Lewis Center area.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 09:51 PM (/3v/C)


Welcome to Ohio, Alex.

OK, 'Rons, what's the over/under until Alex becomes a *"useless nut", hmmm?

* Local humor.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 31, 2018 10:32 PM (di1hb)

159 >> MILEY; How about something mildly erotic?

Our Duchess does have quite the fan club here.

She's had her plate full for the past couple of weeks, but maybe she can drop us a treat tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 10:32 PM (8O3HH)

160 Posted by: teej at July 31, 2018 10:27 PM (Z7oqE)

The wealthiest people in the world are the ones who are really in charge, you mean?

Who'd a thunk it.


Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:32 PM (8kkL4)

161 Does anyone really believe that fundamentally the
USA is in better shape than it was 2 years ago Have our fundamentals
really changed ? Why is the deficit no longer s problem even though it
is twice as large ?

Posted by: Comrade at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (1JLkt)

---
why are you an asshole, even though you don't have to be?

or do you?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 10:33 PM (+W/Q4)

162 151
Would you accept fund from a pass-the-hat effort to have a woman of negotiable virtue visit you for a night or two?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:30 PM (hyuyC)


???!!!???
Can I get in on that action?

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

163 Jeez. Some of you might have seen this because it's a couple years old, but if not, check this shit out.

It's a confidential internal memo from a Soros organization, turned over by a conspirator's brother, clearly laying out their involvement in fomenting the Baltimore riots. Paying people to do street violence, including bonuses for showing "leadership."

The whole thing is repulsive, but my favorite portions:

"Do not worry about violent action. We have secured limited protections from friendly BWI (this is Baltimore/Washington) officials and law enforcement to permit aggressive activity."

And;

"AGITORGs will update you prior to mobilization with signs and codes to identify friendly LE and BWI officials."

https://m.___ur.com/a/cl1Cu

i m g in the underscore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 10:34 PM (4Ixhe)

164 Well, that was some game. The Nats beat the Mets 25 to 4. Not something that happens very often. And the Nats reliever was pissed at himself because he allowed a three run homer in the top of the ninth. Even the Nats pitcher got 2 hits and drove in runs.


The bright spot for the Mets was their first run, a rookie got his first major league homer. So good for the kid.


Can't say the Mets fans in attendence didn't have a sense of humor. In the 8th, down by over twenty runs, and they are chanting "Let's go Mets." I laughed out loud.


I've followed the Nats long enough not to get cocky, to quote Han Solo. Tomorrow they might clean our clocks.

Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2018 10:34 PM (V+03K)

165 publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

I still remember how beguiling she was trying to get the wine stains out of her shirt. Shwing!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:34 PM (hyuyC)

166 Special Counsel Robert Mueller has referred cases on a group of prominent American lobbyists, including Democrat-connected superlobbyist Tony Podesta, to federal prosecutors in New York as part of an inquiry into whether the operatives worked as unregistered foreign agents.

Mueller also referred former Obama White House General Counsel Greg Craig and former Minnesota Republican Rep. Vin Weber to the New York office as part of the inquiry, according to CNN.

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2018 10:34 PM (e8kgV)

167 Would you accept fund from a pass-the-hat effort to have a woman of negotiable virtue visit you for a night or two

At this point I wouldn`t even know what to do. Maybe take her to the Dead Sea Scrolls exhibit in Denver.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:35 PM (N1ZXu)

168 I Love the ONT !!

Posted by: suzyqt at July 31, 2018 10:35 PM (laLf0)

169
If I got a American Community Survey, I would answer it correctly, except for ethnicity. Until 23 & Me calls, I am an American Indian and Pacific Islander.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (hyuyC)

Cracker-African.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 31, 2018 10:35 PM (Zskvw)

170 If you found Bill Gates' wallet with 10,000 cash in it would you return the wallet with the cash?


Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 09:58 PM (2DOZq)

Yes, but I'd record the return of the wallet to Bill Gates to see if he offers to give a reward for acting civil, moral, and righteous. He is worth 40 billion or so. I'd like to see how he acts face to face because a lot of damage could be done with that info from the wallet from ID info, to biometrics, to DNA.

I also believe he is involved in depopulation efforts. But that's another rabbit hole.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 10:35 PM (3zt5o)

171 Washington beat the Jets 25 to 4 ?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (2DOZq)

172 rickl

I thought you had a fan club of your own in your smoke-show cheerleading nurses. Is that not true?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (hyuyC)

173 "I'm charging extra if he starts yammering about the fucking Umayyads again"

Posted by: escort to boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (N1ZXu)

174 Although...going on nearly 8 years of celibacy has me reconsidering.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

175 Posted by: suzyqt at July 31, 2018 10:35 PM (laLf0)

The week is still young

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (3Pma+)

176 If I got a American Community Survey, I would answer it correctly, except for ethnicity. Until 23 & Me calls, I am an American Indian and Pacific Islander.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (hyuyC)

Just say "Other" in the fill-in-the-blank.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (8kkL4)

177 172 rickl

I thought you had a fan club of your own in your smoke-show cheerleading nurses. Is that not true?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (hyuyC)


Well yeah, but they're just nurses. Not... you know.

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:37 PM (sdi6R)

178 Laura Ingraham and Frank Luntz think that the only reason that the Republicans could lose in November is that ...
"Trump's message does not translate well to WOMEN!"

* SIGH*

Here we go again...

Posted by: suzyqt at July 31, 2018 10:37 PM (laLf0)

179 why are you an asshole, even though you don't have to be?

or do you?
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 10:33 PM (+W/Q4)

--------

Just a nickle a post Soros type trollbot. When I see that it was this ass clown that posted, the scroll right on by instinct kicks in.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 10:37 PM (I16G8)

180 boulder t'hobo

Here I though of you as the boy toy to those older Catholic ladies. Don't tell me it isn't so.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:38 PM (hyuyC)

181 168 I Love the ONT !!
Posted by: suzyqt at July 31, 2018 10:35 PM (laLf0)

Wait til Yoko's new album comes out.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:38 PM (8kkL4)

182 Past my bed time.

Joe, I think I got the crabs.

And we're going to boil our laundry!!

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at July 31, 2018 10:38 PM (Z7oqE)

183 Good night, teej!

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:39 PM (8kkL4)

184 166 Special Counsel Robert Mueller has referred cases on a group of prominent American lobbyists, including Democrat-connected superlobbyist Tony Podesta, to federal prosecutors in New York as part of an inquiry into whether the operatives worked as unregistered foreign agents.

Mueller also referred former Obama White House General Counsel Greg Craig and former Minnesota Republican Rep. Vin Weber to the New York office as part of the inquiry, according to CNN.
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2018 10:34 PM (e8kgV)

I don't care if he is ensnaring Lefties, he is going way beyond what he was appointed to do.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 10:39 PM (2DOZq)

185 177 172 rickl. Alas.


This seems to be a need. Maybe we can get a sidebar and a go-fund-me site. Or have a MoMeet in Olongapo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:40 PM (hyuyC)

186 Cheesy 80's era Jackie Chan movies on some TV network called CHARGE! Entertaining cheese but cheese never the less.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 31, 2018 10:40 PM (tT/X6)

187 174 Although...going on nearly 8 years of celibacy has me reconsidering.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

The-doll-house dot com....just sayin.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 10:41 PM (3zt5o)

188 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334048846589953

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334138214703105

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334259270701056

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334365768212481

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334456688189442

Posted by: kbdabear at July 31, 2018 10:41 PM (0Ntuf)

189 a song for Insomniac (SFW):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 10:41 PM (+W/Q4)

190 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334575181422593

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334673256873984

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334784242348032

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334893919232000

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1024334994376990720

Posted by: kbdabear at July 31, 2018 10:42 PM (0Ntuf)

191 178 Laura Ingraham and Frank Luntz think that the only reason that the Republicans could lose in November is that ...
"Trump's message does not translate well to WOMEN!"

* SIGH*

Here we go again...
Posted by: suzyqt at July 31, 2018 10:37 PM (laLf0)

Laura said it so it's ok.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 10:42 PM (3zt5o)

192 Last photo is a more modern iteration of the "Bennett Buggy", which was a cut-down horse-drawn car of the 1930's, and a slur upon Canada's PM of the day, R.B. Bennett, who really had little or no way of dealing with the Great Depression.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 10:42 PM (NV/E7)

193 Ace has read one too many end-of-days novels.

Nobody's gonna eat anybody. We'll all be happy couch potatoes, like in E.T.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 31, 2018 10:43 PM (+fPHo)

194 Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp

When he goes after Dems, he is going well past his mandate. He should be shut down soon. Let's see if the people behind the Deep State take protective action.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:43 PM (hyuyC)

195 174 Although...going on nearly 8 years of celibacy has me reconsidering.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

The siren song of the boobs calls to us all in the dark of the night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:44 PM (w1RR+)

196 Is it weird that I actually enjoy making my mortgage payment every month? I've always viewed paying all my other bills as just, you know,. something I have to do, but, man, I really feel good when I put in that mortgage payment.

On the last day of every month, I actually look forward to getting home and making that payment! Feels good, man.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 10:44 PM (wSC8T)

197 Got ya beat insomniac. Depressing.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 10:44 PM (SUiUz)

198 Laura Ingraham and Frank Luntz think that the only reason that the Republicans could lose in November is that ...
"Trump's message does not translate well to WOMEN!"


But won't the women vote the way the men in their life tell them to. Poor Hillary lost because of men telling their girlfriends/wives who to vote for.

Posted by: arieswoman at July 31, 2018 10:45 PM (6Tvnv)

199 If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.
If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:46 PM (8kkL4)

200 Love "Shine" by Collective Soul. Their first album was so odd. Every song was so different. Like let's do a sampling of every musical genre and see what the record companies like. Still one very good song.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at July 31, 2018 10:47 PM (T+Eka)

201 197 Got ya beat insomniac. Depressing.
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 10:44 PM (SUiUz)


Yeah. I can't even see eight years in the rear-view mirror.

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

202 A note of thanks to the Horde for all the suggestions last Friday for our trip out east to Cape Cod/Acadia starting this Saturday - the Mrs. really needs to get away and relax. Y'all are the best.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 31, 2018 10:47 PM (IBK57)

203 Bah. I'm bummed. Cheer me up.
Posted by: Insomniac


The mindfulwebworks site is down and I don't know how to get it back. Had multiple problems and then my hosting service killed it because I didn't fix the problems fast enough. Nobody cares about my crummy site anyway, but I put a lot of work into it and I hate to lose it all. There are probably people who can fix it for me for a large charge, which I can't afford.

I already lost my entire mindfulwebworks Cafepress store, hundreds of products, because of no activity for a year. Not that it ever made me any money, but I didn't realize...

And that's all among the least of my problems. Just a very personal one.

I just have trouble keeping up with everything. And it's getting worse, because, you know, that which is neglected tends to get infected.

Hm. That probably won't help Insomniac much.

Posted by: mindful webworker - gripe gripe gripe at July 31, 2018 10:48 PM (T2Zv1)

204 When I received an ACS survey I promptly shredded it.

When I was in government, I used that (your) data extensively.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2018 10:50 PM (EZebt)

205 print a free am schedule of your mtg and see how much interest you are saving with a principal payment and you will feel much better

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 10:50 PM (PUmDY)

206 Maybe we can convince that NYT reporter that a few of us **cough, cough Insomniac and rickl ** have the inside scoop on the upcoming Trump Revolution.

How we are going to join an organizing secret Army to take over, or something equally as silly. It'd be a great scoop for her, and she should be a grateful NYT reporter to her source.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:50 PM (hyuyC)

207 >> Posted by: kbdabear

Oh yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about right there. It's all about that bass. A bevy of butt bunnies.

Imagine the 50' Woman twerking.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 10:51 PM (8O3HH)

208 On the last day of every month, I actually look forward to getting home and making that payment! Feels good, man

That kinda attitude is not good for the Nation comrade. Everyone knows the best stuff is free stuff.

Posted by: B Sanders and that NY chick at July 31, 2018 10:53 PM (MDSzN)

209 {BTH}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 10:53 PM (txw6d)

210 Got an early morning tomorrow.

Have a blessed night, everyone. Dream big and strive to thrive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 10:54 PM (hyuyC)

211 On the last day of every month, I actually look forward to getting home and making that payment! Feels good, man.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 10:44 PM (wSC8T)


One step closer to freedom ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 10:54 PM (b0op4)

212 Here's a joke for you -

Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing!
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:20 PM

Mayo your dreams come true.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2018 10:55 PM (2NqXo)

213 MILEY; How about something mildly erotic? It's not
for me; it's to cheer up Insom. We thank you for your kind
consideration. Sincerely, your devoted followers.

Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (C+wjz)

Only mildly? Hmmm.

OK, let's discuss sex toys. I have it on good authority that a properly equipped woman has a bouquet of at least 5 sex toys. I have only 3, and that just doesn't seem right.
Does anyone have any suggestions?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 10:56 PM (txw6d)

214 Holy shit.

Sad to have missed the eat Jim Acosta thread. Instant classic.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 31, 2018 10:58 PM (5jVnA)

215 Does anyone have any suggestions?

Don't buy online, the ads just keep getting creepier and creepier.

Posted by: B Sanders and that NY chick at July 31, 2018 10:58 PM (MDSzN)

216 Does anyone have any suggestions?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 10:56 PM (txw6d)

Mechanical bull outfitted with pneumatic piston driven attachment on seat. I call it the Kristoltron.

Go big or go home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 10:58 PM (4Ixhe)

217 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 10:56 PM (txw6d)

a boy toy

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 10:59 PM (2DOZq)

218 Dildoes?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 10:59 PM (PUmDY)

219 so when did the irish start using horses instead of donkeys?

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

220 sock off

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 31, 2018 10:59 PM (MDSzN)

221 ...One step closer to freedom ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 10:54 PM (b0op4)



Ten-year mortgage. Like ripping off a bandage, damn near all at once.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2018 11:00 PM (QzJWU)

222 MILEY: What does a good one cost? I'll send you a check as long as you promise to write "Big Jim" on it.

Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (C+wjz)

223 213 MILEY; How about something mildly erotic? It's not
for me; it's to cheer up Insom. We thank you for your kind
consideration. Sincerely, your devoted followers.

Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 10:23 PM (C+wjz)

Only mildly? Hmmm.

OK, let's discuss sex toys. I have it on good authority that a properly equipped woman has a bouquet of at least 5 sex toys. I have only 3, and that just doesn't seem right.
Does anyone have any suggestions?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 10:56 PM (txw6d)

My Girlfriend only needs one sex toy...


Me....

Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (NgKpN)

224 Beware strange asteroids falling from the sky, Mars is at its closest to Earth in 15 years.

Come on Martians, do it right this time and get Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Anna Puma
-----------

I've been watching pretty closely for the last 3-4 weeks. Very cool. As I've mentioned, I do not recall ever before seeing Mars, Jupiter, and Venus all in the same night sky.

It's a little weird looking 'up' while seeing planets that are in orbits farther out, and yet seeing Venus which is farther in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (xSo9G)

225 187 174 Although...going on nearly 8 years of celibacy has me reconsidering.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

The-doll-house dot com....just sayin.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 10:41 PM (3zt5o)

Too expensive. And too much maintenance. Less expensive than the real thing, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 11:02 PM (NWiLs)

226 Does anyone have any suggestions?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 10:56 PM


Buy an organic, free-range carrot, and save a pot of chili.

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at July 31, 2018 11:02 PM (DMUuz)

227 Sex toys are cool for women and all, but not so much for men, and I'll tell you why... Women's sex toys have to be cleaned off. Men's sex toys have to be cleaned out.

I, as a man, have zero interest in adding that particular chore to my routine.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:02 PM (wSC8T)

228 201 197 Got ya beat insomniac. Depressing.
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 10:44 PM (SUiUz)

Yeah. I can't even see eight years in the rear-view mirror.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2018 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

Goddamn.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 11:03 PM (NWiLs)

229 224 Beware strange asteroids falling from the sky, Mars is at its closest to Earth in 15 years.

Come on Martians, do it right this time and get Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Anna Puma
-----------

I've been watching pretty closely for the last 3-4 weeks. Very cool. As I've mentioned, I do not recall ever before seeing Mars, Jupiter, and Venus all in the same night sky.

It's a little weird looking 'up' while seeing planets that are in orbits farther out, and yet seeing Venus which is farther in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (xSo9G)


Wait a sec...

/goes in a cave and dreams of Deja Thoris...

Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:03 PM (NgKpN)

230 Tonypete lives in Highland Lakes. Close enough to smell you.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
---Sheeeeeeeet. That explains some things!!
Welcome to the hood. Bozo, I think we all need to get together for beers and the airing of grievances.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2018 11:03 PM (6WCwE)

231 >> Don't buy online, the ads just keep getting creepier and creepier.

That's why one should only shop at the more reputable places.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:03 PM (8O3HH)

232 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 10:56 PM (txw6d)



a boy toy





Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 10:59 PM (2DOZq)

You mean a younger man, to get my groove back with?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:03 PM (txw6d)

233 Sex toys are cool for women and all, but not so much for men, and I'll tell you why... Women's sex toys have to be cleaned off. Men's sex toys have to be cleaned out.

I, as a man, have zero interest in adding that particular chore to my routine.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July




some guy at gizmodo reviewed one some time back, fleshlight or something, and explained how you could wash it out in the dishwasher.

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)

234 >> My Girlfriend only needs one sex toy...


Me....

----------------------

Think of them as tools on your tool belt. A good handyman has lot of tools, and he knows how to use them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (8O3HH)

235 What is a bouquet of sex toys? Sounds like stampeding cattle through the Vatican.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (PUmDY)

236 You mean a younger man, to get my groove back with?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July



some young guy in a pickup

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

237 Mechanical bull outfitted with pneumatic piston driven attachment on seat. I call it the Kristoltron.



Go big or go home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 10:58 PM (4Ixhe)

I don't think I could afford such a sophisticated device. I think I'll need to get a real man for the bells and whistles.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:06 PM (txw6d)

238 You mean a younger man, to get my groove back with?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July




precisely how did she get her groove back, or more importantly how did she lose her groove? erosion?

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:06 PM (MTjB1)

239 ?, if that is indeed your real name... I don't want to put that shit in my dishwasher, either! I eat off of plates that go through there, you know?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:06 PM (wSC8T)

240 On the last day of every month, I actually look forward to getting home and making that payment! Feels good, man.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
-----------

I recall that the payments I was making on my first mortgage were less than what I had been paying in rent. Watching the mortgage balance drop, and taking the the interest deduction every year, was very satisfying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 11:07 PM (CDGwz)

241 That's why one should only shop at the more reputable places.

Reputable adult store, honest democrat.....meh

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 31, 2018 11:07 PM (MDSzN)

242
Mayo your dreams come true.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey


Miracle Whip it
Miracle Whip it good

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 11:07 PM (IqV8l)

243 CoAlex, I hope that I wasn't one of those IRL meetups that was a disappointment - Mr. TiFW and I truly enjoyed getting to meet you!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2018 11:07 PM (uDcBt)

244 Today, for the first time ever, NASA has released over 19,000 hours worth of audio from this historical mission.

Shit, we're not going to hear from rickl for a while.

Posted by: binges at July 31, 2018 11:07 PM (+rWUU)

245 I don't think I could afford such a sophisticated device. I think I'll need to get a real man for the bells and whistles.

Ding ding, tweet.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 31, 2018 11:08 PM (MDSzN)

246 ?, if that is indeed your real name... I don't want to put that shit in my dishwasher, either! I eat off of plates that go through there, you know?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July




more importantly, who wants to go to someone's house for dinner and find some used latex vagina in the dishwasher?

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:08 PM (MTjB1)

247 This should cheer insomniac up, in how it could be worse. Little bro just showed up with gf drunk at hospice. I called 911.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 11:09 PM (SUiUz)

248 We got the business census.....company decided not to answer and risk the consequences. Seriously it was like 50 pages long.......like a tax return

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2018 11:09 PM (pvj37)

249 MILEY: What does a good one cost? I'll send you a check as long as you promise to write "Big Jim" on it.

Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (C+wjz)

That's a generous offer - shall I call you Big Jim? - but good ones seem to run in the mid-$100s.
I have a 6-port USB charger, with only 3 to plug in. I want to fill those empty holes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:09 PM (txw6d)

250 Ben wa balls. Or as the Germans call them, "Kugelen fur die Kegels"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2018 11:09 PM (2K6fY)

251 Yea! Rockies win!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2018 11:10 PM (pvj37)

252 247 This should cheer insomniac up, in how it could be worse. Little bro just showed up with gf drunk at hospice. I called 911.
Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 11:09 PM (SUiUz)

Oh God...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 11:10 PM (NWiLs)

253 You need to go to the beach. Spend some time looking at the ocean. All your cares will drift away.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2018 10:29 PM (8kkL4)


Pack right up and drive down...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJoI3aPYX3A

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2018 11:10 PM (z79tQ)

254 My Girlfriend only needs one sex toy...





Me....

Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (NgKpN)

I've got one with 2 little motors. I'll be yours doesn't have 2 motors.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:10 PM (txw6d)

255 Buy an organic, free-range carrot, and save a pot of chili.

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at July 31, 2018 11:02 PM (DMUuz)

I'd need a winter carrot.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:11 PM (txw6d)

256 some young guy in a pickup

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

That would be hot.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:12 PM (txw6d)

257 I just want to hurt something now. I don't know what to d o.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 11:12 PM (SUiUz)

258 Miley: i believe you need one of these...

https://www.kanojotoys.com/pussy-cat-dream-vibrator-p-4114.html


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (+W/Q4)

259 MILEY: UBB charger? I was thinking something in the 440 volts range.

Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (C+wjz)

260 One more load of laundry and then I get to go to bed. I'm just stopping-by to wave like Forrest Gump at everyone.

*waves like Forest Gump*

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (Ckg4U)

261
I've got two pickups. And a big F750. So I'm well hung with trucks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (8O3HH)

262 One bad result of the new much increased standard deduction is it may discourage 1st time borrowers from buying if the mtg payment is more than rent would be.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (PUmDY)

263 I`m sorry Infidel

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 11:14 PM (N1ZXu)

264 Waves at Miley

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2018 11:14 PM (pvj37)

265 precisely how did she get her groove back, or more importantly how did she lose her groove? erosion?

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:06 PM (MTjB1)

Got romanced by a young guy on vacation. It's key not to have any friends who will harsh your mellow when you bond with a younger man.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:15 PM (txw6d)

266 MILEY: UBB charger? I was thinking something in the 440 volts range.

Posted by: CMU VET
---
Has the phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range joke been made yet?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2018 11:15 PM (6WCwE)

267 Welcome to the hood. Bozo, I think we all need to get together for beers and the airing of grievances.
Posted by: Tonypete

Airing of greivances seems like the best way to start any evening of drinking and bacchanalia.

And believe me, I have some problems with you people!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (S6Pax)

268 G'nite, Slap!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (QzJWU)

269 precisely how did she get her groove back, or more importantly how did she lose her groove? erosion?
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:06 PM (MTjB1)


overplaying with a poorly balanced tone arm or misaligned or worn out stylus cartridge.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (2K6fY)

270 MILEY: UBB charger? I was thinking something in the 440 volts range.
Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (C+wjz)

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The Kristoltron requires a dedicated light industrial hotleg for smooth operation. It'll dim the neighbor's lights.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (4Ixhe)

271 some young guy in a pickup

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

That would be hot.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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I've seen the lights of cites and I've been inside their doors
I've sailed to foreign countries and I've walked upon their shores
I guess the guy she married was the best part of my luck
She dug him 'cause he drove a pick-up truck

Posted by: Tom T. Hall at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (xSo9G)

272 The Greens and the NDP in Ontario just can't even anymore:
tinyurl.com/yam4n23j

No gibs for you! Try your luck in Vancouver.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 11:17 PM (N1ZXu)

273 one more reason paddle boarding is stupid.



https://tinyurl.com/y7p45gxq

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:17 PM (MTjB1)

274 267 Welcome to the hood. Bozo, I think we all need to get together for beers and the airing of grievances.
Posted by: Tonypete

Airing of greivances seems like the best way to start any evening of drinking and bacchanalia.

And believe me, I have some problems with you people!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (S6Pax)

And now, the Feats of Strength!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 11:17 PM (NWiLs)

275 I just want to hurt something now. I don't know what to d o.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2018 11:12 PM (SUiUz)

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so kill a bear: that's what they are there for.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (+W/Q4)

276
You need to go to the beach. Spend some time looking at the ocean. All your cares will drift away.
Posted by: ALH


It's just a bunch of fishy smelling salt water.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (IqV8l)

277 beer, not bear...

stupid s*ber fingers.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (+W/Q4)

278 254 My Girlfriend only needs one sex toy...





Me....

Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:01 PM (NgKpN)

I've got one with 2 little motors. I'll be yours doesn't have 2 motors.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:10 PM (txw6d)


If'n you need two motors, the first motor is not strong enough....

How many cars do you see with two motors?

Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (NgKpN)

279 Mike, I'm sure I could've found a cheaper place to rent... for now... but I was just really taken aback by how local rents had skyrocketed over the past decade. They'd pretty much doubled over that time! So, I decided I really didn't want to rent anymore. I wanted to buy a place of my own. And if I hadn't lucked out and managed to secure my own home when I did, I think I'd have ended up permanently locked into renting, and I'd have needed to look for a roommate within the next few years just to make ends meet.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (wSC8T)

280 Got romanced by a young guy on vacation. It's key not to have any friends who will harsh your mellow when you bond with a younger man.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July




so the groove was lost metaphorically not physically from over use?

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (MTjB1)

281 Miley: i believe you need one of these...

https://www.kanojotoys.com/pussy-cat-dream-vibrator-p-4114.html




Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (+W/Q4)

Heartless, that device looks like it was designed by some guy who's only seen photos of cooters.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:19 PM (txw6d)

282 It's just a bunch of fishy smelling salt water

I love that smell, reminds me of something in my long distant past.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 31, 2018 11:19 PM (MDSzN)

283 Does anyone really believe that fundamentally the USA is in better shape than it was 2 years ago Have our fundamentals really changed ? Why is the deficit no longer s problem even though it is twice as large ?
Posted by: Comrade at July 31, 2018 10:18 PM (1JLkt)

Those 12,000 HP, turbo-charged Commie chippers don't grow on trees, yannow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 11:20 PM (NV/E7)

284 273 one more reason paddle boarding is stupid.



https://tinyurl.com/y7p45gxq
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:17 PM (MTjB1)


Seeing as how I paddle board about once a week... good workout...

I tend to disagree... but then I don't do it on the ocean, just lakes and rivers.

Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:20 PM (NgKpN)

285 MILEY: UBB charger? I was thinking something in the 440 volts range.

Posted by: CMU VET at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (C+wjz)

I'm not looking to hurt myself!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:20 PM (txw6d)

286 Waves at Miley

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2018 11:14 PM (pvj37)

WDS!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:21 PM (txw6d)

287 Hey

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 31, 2018 11:21 PM (IcT7t)

288 Miley, Those Summer Nights! Are you watching Grease?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:22 PM (PUmDY)

289 goodvibrations.com

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:22 PM (+W/Q4)

290 Your Grace.



Blessing on you and yours. Is your brother better?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2018 09:56 PM (hyuyC)

I'm sorry I didn't see this sooner, Salty.

No, he's still in a kind of dream world. On the upside, he seems to have forgotten whatever made him so angry.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:23 PM (txw6d)

291 One bad result of the new much increased standard
deduction is it may discourage 1st time borrowers from buying if the mtg
payment is more than rent would be.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (PUmDY)


Since so many people bought houses and apartment buildings as investments, the cost of rent is generally reflexive of the cost of mortgages taken to buy the places in the first place.
Also, since the cost of mortgages will go up, rent can follow since cheap house prices will undercut the cost of expensive rent, and if you are paying off your rental you want as much money for it as possible, since it is an investment.


Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2018 11:23 PM (2K6fY)

292 A nickel? I thought you said to tape a "roll" of nickels on the tonearm. That's different.

Posted by: ro-man at July 31, 2018 11:24 PM (RuIsu)

293 >> Heartless, that device looks like it was designed by some guy who's only seen photos of cooters.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Hello.

Posted by: Elon Musk, SnatchX CEO at July 31, 2018 11:24 PM (8O3HH)

294 Seeing as how I paddle board about once a week... good workout...

I tend to disagree... but then I don't do it on the ocean, just lakes and rivers.
Posted by: Don Quixote
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Beaver that bit paddleboarding woman tests positive for rabies:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yafyf46w



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 11:24 PM (CDGwz)

295 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!



*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (Ckg4U)

Belated goodnight, {{{Slap}}}!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:24 PM (txw6d)

296 Miley, I believe that this particular option might be suitable to your interests and needs?


https://tinyurl.com/y8psjfpf




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2018 11:25 PM (QzJWU)

297 Rabid beavers are the worst.

Posted by: Huma at July 31, 2018 11:26 PM (4Ixhe)

298 Good to talk Insomniac. You are a good soul. Be well.

Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)

299 'Night Slap!

Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 11:26 PM (O+EPK)

300 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2018 11:26 PM (Zogyx)

301 I guess the guy she married was the best part of my luck

She dug him 'cause he drove a pick-up truck

Posted by: Tom T. Hall at July 31, 2018 11:16 PM (xSo9G)

So, narrow escape?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:27 PM (txw6d)

302 Teresa, I enjoyed meeting you and the hubby!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 11:27 PM (/3v/C)

303 We think that it is important to put a stop to this right away and make it as difficult as humanly possible to access this information.

Saving a copy for your #Occupy buds, though, aren't you?

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2018 11:27 PM (CE5C/)

304 Miley!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2018 11:27 PM (pvj37)

305 I've been watching pretty closely for the last 3-4 weeks. Very cool. As I've mentioned, I do not recall ever before seeing Mars, Jupiter, and Venus all in the same night sky. "

It's even better than that - about halfway in between Jupiter and Mars you can spot Saturn. It's quite a month!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2018 11:27 PM (V2Yro)

306 Beaver that bit paddleboarding woman tests positive for rabies:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yafyf46w



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July




lesbians

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

307 If'n you need two motors, the first motor is not strong enough....



How many cars do you see with two motors?



Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 11:18 PM (NgKpN)

The motors provide variable vibrations is different areas.
This is not a car. You're talking sophisticated cooter-pleasing technology here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:29 PM (txw6d)

308 Year is only halfway done but my two themes for 2018...

People never change.

Family will fuck you harder than anyone,

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2018 11:29 PM (Zogyx)

309 298 Good to talk Insomniac. You are a good soul. Be well.
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)

You too, my friend.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 11:29 PM (NWiLs)

310 Cosmic Charlie, I'm pretty sure that the standard deduction being doubled will make up for that for the vast majority of taxpayers.

I know there's no way I'd be better off itemizing with that now-doubled standard deduction!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:29 PM (wSC8T)

311 Heartless, that device looks like it was designed by some guy who's only seen photos of cooters.


Posted by: Miley
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Well, he was probably an engineer so. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2018 11:29 PM (6WCwE)

312 $5k standard deduction was an easy sale for buying. $12k, not so much

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:31 PM (PUmDY)

313 Holy shyte. The shitty side of the road motel I live in has moved in a delightful couple right next door, that only go out of said hotel once a day. This happened 2 days ago.

Since then, about 10 very short term visitors a night, with a smoke cloud roiling out of their room that would rival the van in Cheech & Chong's up in smoke whenever they open their door.

Question is: WWTHD (What Would the Horde Do?").

1. Tell motel management?
2. Call local popo?

I have no issue with those who indulge, although I have not for 25 years or so. I also do not know what else the visitors are picking up.

What say you?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 11:31 PM (I16G8)

314 If'n you need two motors, the first motor is not strong enough....

Hey, now...

Posted by: Priuses at July 31, 2018 11:31 PM (CE5C/)

315 designed by some guy who's only seen photos of cooters.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess



Hello.

Posted by: Elon Musk, SnatchX CEO at July 31, 2018 11:24 PM (8O3HH)

Elon, Elon! Lama sabachthani?!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:32 PM (txw6d)

316 306 Beaver that bit paddleboarding woman tests positive for rabies:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yafyf46w

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July

lesbians

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)


Porcupine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

Posted by: Wynona at July 31, 2018 11:33 PM (itfg0)

317 actually, that toy looks like it was designed by someone who actually knew where the clitoris is located, and what it responds to in the way of stimuli, at least for most women.

couple that with a G-spot specific vibrator, and you'd likely have to water proof your play room and install a floor drain...


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:34 PM (+W/Q4)

318 What say you?

Budget more for a better Motel/Hotel.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 31, 2018 11:34 PM (BdDFx)

319 Miley, I believe that this particular option might be suitable to your interests and needs?





https://tinyurl.com/y8psjfpf






Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2018 11:25 PM (QzJWU)

What are we looking at here, Jim?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:34 PM (txw6d)

320 Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 11:31 PM (I16G

First tell management. If they do nothing for more than one night, then call the cops.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 11:35 PM (O+EPK)

321 I'm not looking to hurt myself!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:20 PM (txw6d)

You could date a Mongol, and yurt yourself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 11:35 PM (NV/E7)

322 A different kind of feel good story. Capitalism saving lives.

"The Coney Island side-show that saved thousands of preemie babies: Fake doctor charged the public 25 cents to see tiny newborns in incubators - at a time when many medics left them to die" Daily mail

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybcmhew7


Posted by: X-ray at July 31, 2018 11:36 PM (QQ7V7)

323 You could date a Mongol, and yurt yourself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 11:35 PM (NV/E7)

I imagine myself draped naked upon a pile of furs.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:36 PM (txw6d)

324 " American Community Survey. Your response is required by law."

Riiiiight. If/when I get mine, I'll answer it as "Black Lesbian in Transition" Homer Simpson, occupation - shepherd; born July 4, 1888; degree - Advanced Herding Techniques, Midvale School for the Gifted; religion, Ra-ism.

Posted by: TXNick77 at July 31, 2018 11:36 PM (38Nd0)

325 I mentioned last night about the Santikos Entertainment movie chain in San Antonio.

Today I wandered over to their Casa Blanca theater.

Oh.

My.

GAWD!

First, I think it's where all the rich people in this town live. Very, very nice area (also near Sea World).

But this is the best looking damn theater I've ever been to. I saw The Incedibles 2 again and the standard screen is huge! And the seats are so comfy with plenty of leg room. And judging from the pics I've seen online the AVX screen at this location is bigger than the one I saw at their Palladium location.

Oddly it also has a bowling alley.

It was raining and I had no umbrella so I had a delicious margarita after the movie.

Seriously, if you're ever in SA and want to see a movie it's Santikos all the way.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2018 11:36 PM (Zogyx)

326 So, narrow escape?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

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Leo Kottke : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXiReAlRcx8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 11:36 PM (CDGwz)

327 What say you?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 11:31 PM (I16G

Let sleeping dogs lie. Why give anybody a reason to eff with your life, and there are plenty of people who would do just that if bothered.

If they ain't bothering you then ignore them. If They get loud, ask them to tone it down.

It's a stay off the radar type of situation. Just my 2 cents.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 11:37 PM (3zt5o)

328 What are we looking at here, Jim?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:34 PM (txw6d)

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That's a concrete vibrator for shaking concrete foundations to a smooth finish. It would definitely kill you.

Posted by: Huma at July 31, 2018 11:37 PM (4Ixhe)

329 Saying if you can deduct the same amount, why buy? Particularly if you don't plan to live there long? Especially If mtg payment is more than rent.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:39 PM (PUmDY)

330 I've got two pickups. And a big F750. So I'm well hung with trucks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:13 PM (8O3HH)

Oooooo! Now that sounds enticing! How long is your flatbed?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:39 PM (txw6d)

331 321 I'm not looking to hurt myself!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:20 PM (txw6d)

You could date a Mongol, and yurt yourself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 11:35 PM (NV/E7)

Nah, they'll make you want to yak.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 11:39 PM (NWiLs)

332 ...What are we looking at here, Jim?


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:34 PM (txw6d)




That *is* a Vibrator, ma'am. It's made to dip the wand into freshly poured concrete, and the rather forceful vibrations cause the air bubbles trapped in the "mud" to rise to the surface and burst.

This helps to minimize the presence of voids in the settled concrete, which can fatally weaken a structure if allowed to remain as the cement hardens and cures.

But always, there's tons of raunchy jokes on 'most any jobsite where these machines are being used.

How could it be otherwise?




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2018 11:39 PM (QzJWU)

333 CM: try the local "We Tip" number, from a pay phone.

just don't get killed by a stray bullet in the narc raid...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:39 PM (+W/Q4)

334 Think of them as tools on your tool belt. A good handyman has lot of tools, and he knows how to use them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (8O3HH)

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:40 PM (txw6d)

335 Particularly if you don't plan to live there long? Especially If mtg payment is more than rent.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Uh, equity?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2018 11:40 PM (CDGwz)

336 Cosmic Charlie, that greatly increased standard deduction makes things easier for a low-grade homeowner like me. Itemizing will be a waste of time for me.

I'm better off continuing to use the 1040EZ tax form, so I also don't need to pay some accountant to help me get the best deal on my taxes.

The best tax deal for me will continue to be taking the standard deduction and filling out the 1040EZ myself.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:40 PM (wSC8T)

337 First tell management. If they do nothing for more than one night, then call the cops.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 11:35 PM (O+EPK)

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That was my initial impulse. They have to know what is happening.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 11:41 PM (I16G8)

338
That concrete vibrator could be just the ticket for the 50' Woman.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:41 PM (8O3HH)

339 News You Can Use for Mis Hum and/or his 'friend':

According to Title 13, Section 221 (Census, Refusal or neglect to answer questions; false answers) of the United States Code, persons who fail or refuse to respond to the mail-back census form, or refuse to respond to a follow-up census taker, can be fined up to $100. Persons who knowingly provide false information to the census can be fined up to $500.

And the article at Thought Co. goes on to mention that the 'crime' is rarely prosecuted anyhow.

Give em a head count, and a hearty Fuck Off. Imho.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2018 11:42 PM (0ogQG)

340 P&I payments are almost all interest at the beginning. After seeing the crash, I would be very wary.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:42 PM (PUmDY)

341 >>How long is your flatbed?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

14'. It's also a dump, and has that red Chelsea PTO control.

I'll show you how to yank the knobs to work that fourteen footer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:43 PM (8O3HH)

342 Miley @11:36... I'm imagining that, too, now. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:43 PM (wSC8T)

343 This helps to minimize the presence of voids in the
settled concrete, which can fatally weaken a structure if allowed to
remain as the cement hardens and cures.






Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2018 11:39 PM (QzJWU)

Voids are bad, m'kay? Fill the void!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:46 PM (txw6d)

344 I am talking about first time homebuyers whose interest and taxes will total less than the standard deduction.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:46 PM (PUmDY)

345 Fun Fact: a few years ago, archeologists discovered an ancient Mongol cavalry training manual. It included a chapter on how to use a bolo to capture live deer for the fighting man's romantic needs on campaign.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 11:47 PM (4Ixhe)

346 14'. It's also a dump, and has that red Chelsea PTO control.



I'll show you how to yank the knobs to work that fourteen footer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:43 PM (8O3HH)

I'll need you to show me the finer points of knob yanking.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:47 PM (txw6d)

347 234 >> My Girlfriend only needs one sex toy...
Me....
----------------------
Think of them as tools on your tool belt. A good handyman has lot of tools, and he knows how to use them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 31, 2018 11:05 PM (8O3HH)

What happened to hands, tongue & junk?! I can't help it, i keep picturing tom hanks chasing tawni kitaen around with an egg beater & then i giggle uncontrollably.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2018 11:47 PM (7KYil)

348 Miley @11:36... I'm imagining that, too, now. I'll be in my bunk.


Posted by: Prothonotory Warbler at July 31, 2018 11:43 PM (wSC8T)

Furs work in bunks, too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:49 PM (txw6d)

349 I figured Jim's link would be to a motorcycle properly "adjusted."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2018 11:50 PM (/3v/C)

350 The Greens and the NDP in Ontario just can't even anymore:
tinyurl.com/yam4n23j

No gibs for you! Try your luck in Vancouver.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 11:17 PM (N1ZXu)

Just like Donald Trump is working to undo the damage done by eight years of the Mocha Messiah, Doug Ford is working to undo the damage caused by several terms of the Deranged Dyke, and all the usual suspects are bleating. Looks good on them. As would a rabid Doberman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 11:50 PM (NV/E7)

351 347 i keep picturing tom hanks chasing tawni kitaen around with an egg beater

Posted by: bbd

Ole Tawni ain't lookin' so hot these days.

Therefore I too wish her onto Mr. Hanks.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2018 11:50 PM (0ogQG)

352 precisely how did she get her groove back, or more importantly how did she lose her groove? erosion?
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2018 11:06 PM (MTjB1)

Tragic boating accident. Sad.


Wait, did I flash the wrong meme?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 11:50 PM (w1RR+)

353 Actually, now that I think of it, Cosmic Charlie... if I'd found a cheaper rental apartment, the only reason it would've been cheaper than my condo is because I wouldn't be paying HOA dues on top of the rent. My principle + interest + insurance payment is right around what the very cheapest and shittiest apartments around here cost to rent per month.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:51 PM (wSC8T)

354 If the census form isn't delivered by registered mail, can't one always claim "hey, I never got it!"? A retired cop told me he advises people who hate jury duty to pull that when they get a summons.


Last census form I did was probably 1990. All I recall is crossing out a bunch of stuff in the ethnicity section, or something, and writing "if you're going to categorize people this way, it would sound better in German or Afrikaans".


Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2018 11:51 PM (QDnY+)

355 If you like your dictatorship, you can keep your dictatorship!

Posted by: el Jefe Welby, Doctor of Democracy at July 31, 2018 11:51 PM (Ndje9)

356
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybcmhew7

Posted by: X-ray at July 31, 2018 11:36 PM


Very interesting article!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 11:51 PM (IqV8l)

357 345 Fun Fact: a few years ago, archeologists discovered an ancient Mongol cavalry training manual. It included a chapter on how to use a bolo to capture live deer for the fighting man's romantic needs on campaign.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 11:47 PM (4Ixhe)

Damn.

Yeah, I'll keep my Western Civ, thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 11:51 PM (w1RR+)

358 my bad: it's goovibes.com

as in

https://www.goodvibes.com/s/search?query=g+spot
type=gvtoyssort=-relevance

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 11:53 PM (+W/Q4)

359 If you could rent for 800 or pay a mtg for 1000 and get the same deduction, what would you do? Unless you planned to stay there a long time, I know what I would do.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:53 PM (PUmDY)

360 **TOP FIVE THINGS FOUND IN GEORGE SOROS' WALLET**

5. Bill

5. A British Pound, with a long black mustache drawn onto Queen Elizabeth II's picture

4. Coupons for free blowjobs from Chelsea Handler

3. Secret decoder ring to the Deep State Family Fun Arcade

2. Bill Kristol's balls

1. Platinum membership card to Donkeyporn.xxx

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (km8m2)

361 Cosmic Charlie @11:46... That's what I'm talking about, too!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (wSC8T)

362 Recent pic of Tawny:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybeqeblz

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (0ogQG)

363 Hey everybody!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (km8m2)

364 What happened to hands, tongue junk?! I can't
help it, i keep picturing tom hanks chasing tawni kitaen around with an
egg beater then i giggle uncontrollably.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2018 11:47 PM (7KYil)
Of course you need a man, too - but these things have features that humans don't.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (txw6d)

365 Okay, shoulda reviewed that list before I posted it...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (km8m2)

366 What happened to hands, tongue & junk?! I can't help it, i keep picturing tom hanks chasing tawni kitaen around with an egg beater & then i giggle uncontrollably.
Posted by: bebe's boobs


The spatula scene from Stripes.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8drhjfg

Posted by: X-ray at July 31, 2018 11:55 PM (QQ7V7)

367 PW, if your total itemizeds are less than 12: it is party time.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2018 11:56 PM (PUmDY)

368 I'm sure the Mongols asked the deer really nicely first though. If there's anything we know about the Mongols it's that they were really big on 'consent'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 11:56 PM (N1ZXu)

369 I read that Mullet is ramping up his lingo to charge "Conspiracy to defraud".

I wonder if he's going to charge Arch Demonlord Strzok for the FISA application?

I wonder if he's going to charge Hillary's claim to be qualified without knowing what classified markings are?

But, I'll bet that he'll just stick to the Trump campaign, swamp rat that he is.

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2018 11:56 PM (vDqXW)

370 Hope she gets to feeling better.
Posed by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 10:13

Thanks Aetius, tomorrow is the next day, hope abibes.

Be well you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 11:57 PM (yJ1e6)

371 Yeah, I'll keep my Western Civ, thanks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 31, 2018 11:51 PM (w1RR+)

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Scary to think how close the Mongol Hordes got to invading the West. Say what ya will about the deerfuckers, they had a helluva cavalry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 11:57 PM (4Ixhe)

372 Okay, shoulda reviewed that list before I posted it...

I was gonna ask what your problem with donkeys having their own how to videos is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 31, 2018 11:57 PM (IcT7t)

373 Very interesting article!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


My first thought was to cringe. But the end result was awesome.

Posted by: X-ray at July 31, 2018 11:58 PM (QQ7V7)

374 That is abides. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2018 11:58 PM (yJ1e6)

375 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (km8m2)

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@163 I posted to something that basically WAS found in Soros' wallet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 11:58 PM (4Ixhe)

376 But, I'll bet that he'll just stick to the Trump campaign, swamp rat that he is

I am NOT that swamp rat.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 31, 2018 11:59 PM (BdDFx)

377 So good to see "Comrade" gracing even the ONT with its inane "questions".


But to answer them, and then some, no, fiscal insolvency and yuuuge debt remain enormous threats to future prosperity, and near-term happiness if/when interest rates return to normal, real-world levels; and no, work on improving or fixing the fundamentals has just begun. And on critical issues - massive reduction in the jurisdiction of lawless courts, massive reduction in discretion for the Administrative State, physical border security and internal immigration enforcement, and drastic reform of the parts of federal law enforcement and intelligence stuctures that have morphed into criminal enterprises - tremendous work remains.


Tragically, all of pop culture, the wasteland that is academia, all the of mediocre propaganda apparatus that passes for a "press", 100% of the Dem Party, and 80% of the elected GOP, remain insanely hostile to all these vital national goals.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2018 12:00 AM (QDnY+)

378 351 Ole Tawni ain't lookin' so hot these days.
Therefore I too wish her onto Mr. Hanks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2018 11:50 PM (

Drugs are bad m'kay? She's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Had it made with Chuck Finley & flushed her whole life away.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:00 AM (7KYil)

379 364 Of course you need a man, too - but these things have features that humans don't.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2018 11:54 PM (txw6d)

whirling beads >>> egg beater. lol

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:02 AM (7KYil)

380 didn't tawny spend some time with oj in his house, while he was living there with his wife?

Posted by: ? at August 01, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

381 Great chat Insomniac, you rock. Keep on keeping on. Be well dude.

Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2018 12:03 AM (yJ1e6)

382 Cosmic Charlie @11:53... I live in a crazy real estate market. Finding a place to rent for one year for $800 bucks might've been possible.

After that year, I'd see my rent increased to about $1000. Or, I could move to another apartment where I'd only be paying $950. And then, a year later, I'd have to decide again whether to stay where I am for $200 more per month, or move to some other place where I'd only be paying $150 more.

And at some point in the next decade, I'd end up having to downgrade my lifestyle by looking for a roommate situation.

Buying my condo has stabilized my housing costs over the long term. And within a couple of years, my mortgage + HOA dues will probably be cheaper than any place I could rent around here.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (wSC8T)

383 >> What happened to hands, tongue & junk?!

Those things are very important, very important, but some additional tools can do things the hands, tongue and Mr. Happy can't.

For example, the majority of the clitoral structure is internal. With the right tool, that internal structure can be nicely "resonated".

And take the anterior fornix. I can't get to that with tongue and fingers. Mr. Happy might, but he won't be able to get in there just right, and certainly the posterior fornix.

But with the right shaped tool, I can rock those worlds.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (8O3HH)

384 whirling beads >>> egg beater. lol

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:02 AM (7KYil)

The ben wa balls intrigue me.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (txw6d)

385 379, I always think about LF when I see your posts.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (PUmDY)

386 Drudge screams that Manafort has 30 bank accounts. As if thats evidence of a crime. I probably have 15 bank accounts. I guess I should be indicted.

Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (MNz3M)

387 380 didn't tawny spend some time with oj in his house, while he was living there with his wife?
Posted by: ? at August 01, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

Well, I guess she came out ahead of Nicole there, at least.

*rimshot*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:05 AM (w1RR+)

388 Shit! I missed a Rich "Psycho" Giamboni post!

fucking old school ace is best ace.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Really Here at August 01, 2018 12:05 AM (EhZNT)

389 Watching replay,waiting for when PDT starts walking around like a penguin.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:08 AM (PUmDY)

390 The spatula scene from Stripes.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8drhjfg





Posted by: X-ray at July 31, 2018 11:55 PM (QQ7V7)

367
PW, if your total itemizeds are less than 12: it is
The kitchen is ripe with creative ideas.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:09 AM (txw6d)

391 383 But with the right shaped tool, I can rock those worlds.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (8O3HH)

mmmhmmm. And what shape would that be? eggbeater? Spatula? Melon baller?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:09 AM (7KYil)

392 386 Drudge screams that Manafort has 30 bank accounts. As if thats evidence of a crime. I probably have 15 bank accounts. I guess I should be indicted.

Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (MNz3M


Drudge is likely one of those people visiting a therapist and blaming Trump.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:09 AM (AFTLV)

393 385 379, I always think about LF when I see your posts.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (PUmDY)

LF?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:10 AM (7KYil)

394 Paddle-boarding isn't stupid because once in 100,000 times, somebody is checked out by a shark.


But I continue to be puzzled why the completely effective and compact electromagnetic shark repellent system that's been available for decades hasn't been further improved/miniaturized and become common-place. It's 100% effect under all conditions, and harmless.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2018 12:11 AM (QDnY+)

395 Lilith Frazier.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:11 AM (PUmDY)

396 LF?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:10 AM (7KYil)

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Lutefisk?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:12 AM (4Ixhe)

397 395 Lilith Frazier.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:11 AM (PUmDY)

Exactly what puts you in mind of Lilith?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:12 AM (7KYil)

398 Drudge screams that Manafort has 30 bank accounts. As if thats evidence of a crime. I probably have 15 bank accounts. I guess I should be indicted.

Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (MNz3M

I wonder how many of those pallets of cash that Barky shipped to Iran got forwarded to Barky's numbered Swiss bank account?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 12:12 AM (NV/E7)

399 396 Lutefisk?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:12 AM (4Ixhe)

For good feelings?'

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:14 AM (7KYil)

400 >> And what shape would that be? eggbeater?
>> Spatula? Melon baller?

Pruning hook.

Seriously, nice pointed tip, curved up, with a motor driving that tip.


Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:14 AM (8O3HH)

401 Bebe, I'm guessing it's because Lilith was played by Bebe Neuwirth.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 01, 2018 12:14 AM (wSC8T)

402 I always thought Bebe had a nice rack.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:15 AM (PUmDY)

403 LF:

Laurence Fishburne?
Lion Fart?
Leslie Finkelstein?

Los Fabios?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Really Here at August 01, 2018 12:15 AM (EhZNT)

404 For good feelings?'
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:14 AM (7KYil)

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Look... at some point you get inured to anything remotely normal. Gotta get totally bananas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:16 AM (4Ixhe)

405 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (txw6d)

You're quite the fourth wave feminist. You are now coarser than men.

You must be so proud!

Posted by: Regular Reader at August 01, 2018 12:21 AM (Jljb2)

406 Bebe Neuworth. Got Milk?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9p4o2mt

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2018 12:21 AM (xSo9G)

407 PW, You are correct.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:21 AM (PUmDY)

408 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 01, 2018 12:21 AM (wSC8T)

409 defcad is already shut down
hope you lovers of liberty actually did your job and got there before they closed it

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 12:22 AM (9TR2V)

410 Exactly what puts you in mind of Lilith?


Dominatrix ads.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 01, 2018 12:22 AM (IcT7t)

411 Hi WDS. was on ph with officer. Guess I need tocall off and go to court for restraining orders in the am. Thnakfully, I have a suit in the closet here.

Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2018 12:23 AM (SUiUz)

412 400 Pruning hook. Seriously, nice pointed tip, curved up, with a motor driving that tip.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:14 AM (8O3HH)

Oh no, now he's going to torture the women too!!!! Run!!!!!! I'm trapped here, in a puddle of spoodge, and he took my castered drop tray away so I can't even get to a window for direct sunlight. I need to photosynthesize you heartless dick!!!!

Posted by: publius's ficus at August 01, 2018 12:23 AM (7KYil)

413 Damn, Tucker just iced that anti-ICE protestor.

Posted by: logprof at August 01, 2018 12:23 AM (e7oj4)

414 going to bed.

Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2018 12:25 AM (SUiUz)

415 Damn, Tucker just iced that anti-ICE protestor.
Posted by: logprof
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The Left is seriously f*cked up. Lots of ideas about tearing things down, with no thought whatsoever given to the consequences. Rabid animals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2018 12:25 AM (xSo9G)

416 401 Bebe, I'm guessing it's because Lilith was played by Bebe Neuwirth.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 01, 2018 12:14 AM (wSC8T)
402 I always thought Bebe had a nice rack.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:15 AM (PUmDY)

Gotcha. Plus she's a dancer. Bet she can do some interesting contortions.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:25 AM (7KYil)

417 "Photographer Paul Nicklen and I are on a mission to capture images that communicate the urgency of climate change. Documenting its effects on wildlife hasn't been easy. With this image, we thought we had found a way to help people imagine what the future of climate change might look like. We were, perhaps, naive. The picture went viral -- and people took it literally," Mittermeier wrote.

https://tinyurl.com/y9tutaqe

The old "fake but accurate" gambit. It's not just for palestinians and Air National Guard memos anymore.

If they didn't lie, the Left would have absolutely nothing to say.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 01, 2018 12:26 AM (uSlc8)

418 But with the right shaped tool, I can rock those worlds.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:04 AM (8O3HH)

Wasn't there some guy in Bab5 with Swiss Army knife-type set of genitalia?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:26 AM (txw6d)

419 >>You're quite the fourth wave feminist. You are now
>>coarser than men.

Is that you George Will? She wears dungarees, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:27 AM (8O3HH)

420 Wasn't there some guy in Bab5 with Swiss Army knife-type set of genitalia?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:26 AM (txw6d)

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Small and flimsy?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:28 AM (4Ixhe)

421 Night Infidel and PW.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:28 AM (w1RR+)

422 Small and flimsy?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:28 AM (4Ixhe)

Has 'Victrorinox' stamped on it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:29 AM (w1RR+)

423 Why Bebe boobs destroy?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (PUmDY)

424 >> Bebe Neuwirth

She was very different than the Lilith character. There was one episode of Cheers, maybe more, where they let her let her hair down a bit and dance or sing or something.

I think I remember one at a wedding scene.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (8O3HH)

425 defcad is already shut down
hope you lovers of liberty actually did your job and got there before they closed it
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 12:22 AM (9TR2V)

Why would I want the digits to make a crummy plastic pistol, when I have a lathe and a drill press, and enough scrap metal to build a crummy metal pistol, that will, at least, not blow my hand off if I use it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (NV/E7)

426 You're quite the fourth wave feminist. You are now coarser than men.



You must be so proud!

Posted by: Regular Reader at August 01, 2018 12:21 AM (Jljb2)

Bite your tongue, sir! Or xir. No feminist am I!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (txw6d)

427 Damn, Victorinox. Thought that looked wrong. Looked it up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (w1RR+)

428 494 Look... at some point you get inured to anything remotely normal. Gotta get totally bananas.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:16 AM (4Ixhe)


You've never seen Frozen, have you?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_w105aWPNY

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:32 AM (7KYil)

429 What is a fourth wave feminist?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:34 AM (PUmDY)

430 Why would I want the digits to make a crummy plastic pistol, when I have a lathe and a drill press, and enough scrap metal to build a crummy metal pistol, that will, at least, not blow my hand off if I use it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (NV/E7)

There was a good Forgotten weapons episode where he was showing off a submachine gun a guy in England had made with readily available plumbing parts mainly. Have to try to find it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:34 AM (w1RR+)

431 419 >>You're quite the fourth wave feminist. You are now
>>coarser than men.
Is that you George Will? She wears dungarees, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:27 AM (8O3HH)

Yet another loser that can't get laid.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:34 AM (7KYil)

432 >> Wasn't there some guy in Bab5 with Swiss Army knife-type set of genitalia?

I never got into that series. I've seen a few episodes, I think.

But it makes sense. I mean, if you're going to be a sex toy vendor on a location with multiple various and sundry species, you're gonna need some Swiss Army knife type sets. Some one size can fit all type.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:35 AM (8O3HH)

433 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (NV/E7)

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Yeah. I'd be scared shitless to use an ABS gun.

But, the principle is all the same... if it's legal for 3D print it's legal to make and distribute CAD files for a three axis mill. And I have a buddy with one of those. I can do far better than crummy with that bad boy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:35 AM (4Ixhe)

434 423 Why Bebe boobs destroy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (PUmDY)

why what?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:36 AM (7KYil)

435 P.A. Luty's Submachine Gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIhGCRIQnCA

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:36 AM (w1RR+)

436 why what?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:36 AM (7KYil)

I think he is asking why you chose that as your moniker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:37 AM (w1RR+)

437 If the ref. Isn't her, who is it?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:37 AM (PUmDY)

438 bebe's, maybe he means, why did you choose that name.

Re Bebe Neuwirth: I have read she's a genuinely nice person, always good to fans. She's also of course a NY lib, but thankfully is mature enough to not mouth off about it very much.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:37 AM (km8m2)

439 Yet another loser that can't get laid.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:34 AM (7KYil)

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If you're a regular reader here ya ought know people like to crack wise about dirty sex jokes here. Particularly on the ONT. And that no one's a feminazi. Duh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:39 AM (4Ixhe)

440 But it makes sense. I mean, if you're going to be a
sex toy vendor on a location with multiple various and sundry species,
you're gonna need some Swiss Army knife type sets. Some one size can fit
all type.





Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:35 AM (8O3HH)

No, they were selling action figures of different aliens, and this one pompous ambassador complained that the figure representing his race was not anatomically correct. Men were apparently endowed with an entire set of, well, penii.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:39 AM (txw6d)

441 ...
Yet another loser that can't get laid with a fist fulla Franklins in a whorehouse.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:34 AM (7KYil)




Pardon my intrusion, but I thought a minor bit of editorial license to be worth the bother?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2018 12:39 AM (QzJWU)

442 434 423 Why Bebe boobs destroy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:30 AM (PUmDY)

why what?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:36 A



Probably not a South Park fan and is unaware that bebe's aw-tah destroy society.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:40 AM (AFTLV)

443
I think he is asking why you chose that as your moniker.

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It's an old South Park joke. First couple seasons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:40 AM (4Ixhe)

444 438 bebe's, maybe he means, why did you choose that name.

I thought it was the South Park episode when one of the girls gets her breasts and all the boys regress to Neanderthals.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 01, 2018 12:41 AM (BdDFx)

445 To whomever called the ethos 'feminist':

Don't do it. I got in big trouble, and almost banned, for it a while back.

Long story short, I apologized. Miley and others accepted my apology; Bebe's still won't speak to me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:41 AM (km8m2)

446 >> I need to photosynthesize you heartless dick!!!!

I put you in the window and you complain about it being too much sun and too hot. And then you have to put on those shameless foliant displays for that shirtless arborist. I'm telling ya', he's no good!

And now, to the pit... It puts on the lotion, or it gets the eggbeater dry.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:41 AM (8O3HH)

447 No, they were selling action figures of different aliens, and this one
pompous ambassador complained that the figure representing his race was
not anatomically correct. Men were apparently endowed with an entire set
of, well, penii.



Lando Molari, of the Centauri Empire.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 01, 2018 12:41 AM (IcT7t)

448 ethos? I meant to write, ETTES.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:42 AM (km8m2)

449 Let me try this again...

To whomever called the female Horde members here 'feminist': Don't do it. I almost got banned for it a while back.

A day later I apologized. Miley and others accepted my apology; Bebe's still won't speak to me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:42 AM (km8m2)

450 >> Why Bebe boobs destroy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

It's the title of a South Park episode, Charlie. Many of them are available online. Bingle it, and you may find it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:43 AM (8O3HH)

451 I like South Park a lot, but not very devoted. Thank you all for the explanation.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:43 AM (PUmDY)

452 437 If the ref. Isn't her, who is it?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:37 AM (PUmDY)

south park: http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes /s06e10-bebes-boobs-destroy-society

remove space after episodes. i was one of 2 with a rack in 8th grade, so it seemed apt

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:44 AM (7KYil)

453 I don't know much South Park, but I've enjoyed what I've seen.

Particularly, Sexual Harassment Panda.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:44 AM (km8m2)

454 452 437 If the ref. Isn't her, who is it?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:37 AM (PUmDY)

south park: http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes /s06e10-bebes-boobs-destroy-society

remove space after episodes. i was one of 2 with a rack in 8th grade, so it seemed apt
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:44 AM (7KYil)


We had a girl that probably hadn't seen her feet since the sixth grade.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:45 AM (AFTLV)

455 Dunno if Palp's around, but that final photo above has the distinctive feel of the SMR to it.


Also, don't remember which Moron posted the link the other day, but the Steve1989MREInfo stuff on UToob is great - mesmerizing for a military history geek, anyway. Guy collects vintage military ration and survival kits, and opens/explores them, eats the food. Does his homework, too, knows a lot about the items in question.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2018 12:45 AM (QDnY+)

456 >> Men were apparently endowed with an entire set of, well, penii.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Ah, the Centauri, I see, from Wiki:
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The sexual organs of the Centauri are quite different from those of humans, and they are in a different location than the human sex organs. Male Centauri have six tentacle-like genital organs that extend out from the sides of the body and "fold" in over the solar plexus when not in use. The males can stretch the tentacles out to four feet.[2]:9 These tentacles are somewhat prehensile, to the extent that they can be used to cheat in card games. Females have six narrow receptive orifices, three on either side of the base of the spine, just above the hips. During sexual intercourse the male inserts his tentacles in the female's orifices individually. Only a single insertion is necessary to inseminate, but "each [successive] one is a different level of intimacy and pleasure"
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I see Kurt Eichenwald's creative mind at work, here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:46 AM (8O3HH)

457 441 Pardon my intrusion, but I thought a minor bit of editorial license to be worth the bother?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

A worthy and accurate addition.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:46 AM (7KYil)

458 This mouthy lawyer on Tuck's show. STFU for one second, bitch.

Posted by: logprof at August 01, 2018 12:47 AM (e7oj4)

459 453 I don't know much South Park, but I've enjoyed what I've seen.

Particularly, Sexual Harassment Panda.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:44 AM (km8m2)


Last two seasons haven't been very good. They painted themselves into a corner with Garrison as Trunp and they can't think of a good way to drop it and move on or just refuse to.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:47 AM (AFTLV)

460 south park: http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes /s06e10-bebes-boobs-destroy-society

remove space after episodes. i was one of 2 with a rack in 8th grade, so it seemed apt
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:44 AM (7KYil)

*misty eyed*
Ah, the days when sweaters burgeoned with the newly arrived gifts of mother nature. It was a beautiful time.

Before the White Man came.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 12:48 AM (w1RR+)

461 remove space after episodes. i was one of 2 with a rack in 8th grade, so it seemed apt

13 yr old granddaughter hates hers cause she can't go down the waterslide face first like when she was little....

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 01, 2018 12:48 AM (BdDFx)

462 Is fourth wave feminist a SP joke as well?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 12:49 AM (PUmDY)

463 Last two seasons haven't been very good. They painted themselves into a corner with Garrison as Trunp and they can't think of a good way to drop it and move on or just refuse to.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:47 AM (AFTLV)

--"Freemium Isn't Free" was the last great episode I've seen.

Posted by: logprof at August 01, 2018 12:49 AM (e7oj4)

464 Yeah I got through the second sentence and was immediately thinking Japanese hentai tentacle porn.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:49 AM (AFTLV)

465 Got that ACS form once. The survey was (IS) so invasive of privacy that I wouldn't dare reply to ANY question in it. They sent us 2 surveys, then the harassment, finally people coming to the door (I would tell them we weren't filling out the survey & send them away) and almost crying that THEY would get in trouble if we didn't return the ACS. Finally there was one call where my mom answered 3 questions, then they left us alone.
And FYI, I looked up the penalties. You'd get in more trouble replying with false answers than leaving it blank.
(The bullying they did made me stand my ground.)

Posted by: The Last To Post at August 01, 2018 12:49 AM (a99il)

466 You've never seen Frozen, have you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2018 12:32 AM (7KYil)

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I had not. I can't say that again

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 12:50 AM (4Ixhe)

467 446 And now, to the pit... It puts on the lotion, or it gets the eggbeater dry.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:41 AM (8O3HH)

You're not fooling anyone. You apply the "lotion" & everyone knows it!

Posted by: publius's ficus at August 01, 2018 12:50 AM (7KYil)

468 Buzzion, yup. What I've heard is that Parker and Stone have lost their nerve quite a bit.

I guess they were saving up all the best jokes for their Broadway play... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 12:50 AM (km8m2)

469 13 yr old granddaughter hates hers cause she can't go down the waterslide face first like when she was little....

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 01, 2018 12:48 AM (BdDFx)

Ah, that awkward age between face-first waterslides and..."face-first waterslides."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:51 AM (txw6d)

470
Girls are hitting puberty earlier, and breasts are growing more.

It used to be considered abnormal and something very wrong for puberty to begin at 8, but it looks like about 15 percent of girls now will show signs beginning as young as 7.

Estrogen-like chemicals are blamed, as well as other things, and I don't think they are really sure what's causing it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:52 AM (8O3HH)

471 And FYI, I looked up the penalties. You'd get in more trouble replying with false answers than leaving it blank.
(The bullying they did made me stand my ground.)
Posted by: The Last To Post at August 01, 2018 12:49 AM (a99il)

How would they know if your answers are false? That implies they know all the answers to the questions already, which means there is no need for the survey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 12:54 AM (NV/E7)

472 Estrogen-like chemicals are blamed, as well as other things, and I don't think they are really sure what's causing it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:52 AM (8O3HH)

I heard girls in tropical countries reach puberty sooner.
So I guess we should blame glowball vorming.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 01, 2018 12:54 AM (txw6d)

473 459 Last two seasons haven't been very good. Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2018 12:47 AM (AFTLV)

Real life got in the way of regular viewing a while ago. that's too bad though.

Posted by: publius's ficus at August 01, 2018 12:55 AM (7KYil)

474 470 Estrogen-like chemicals are blamed, as well as other things, and I don't think they are really sure what's causing it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:52 AM (8O3HH)

No they know. The hormones from birth control pills get peed out & cycle back into the water. then on top of that soy goes into a huge chunk of processed foods. Probably explains metrosexuals too.

Posted by: publius's ficus at August 01, 2018 01:00 AM (7KYil)

475
I heard girls in tropical countries reach puberty sooner.
So I guess we should blame glowball vorming.

Perhaps "Mother Gaia (sp) " "knows" (because the earth is sentient) there is a huge human die-off coming and is preparing the people for it.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 01, 2018 01:00 AM (BdDFx)

476 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 12:52 AM

--+-

Just today, I saw this lady at a bus stop. Round hips, bangin' ass, and a rack that was calling me from half a block away.

I was checking my breath, tousled my hair, and getting ready to take a pointless bus ride for a chance to chat her up.

Got within 20 feet, and realized she wasn't a day over 17.

I was ashamed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 01:00 AM (4Ixhe)

477 425 Perhaps- just perhaps- it matters because they also had the dimensioned drawings, CAD and some CAM files for making AK's, AR-15's and LR-308's, 1911's, Beretta 92's, 10/22's and something else I forget now.
Oh yeah and the crappy liberator pistol
What did that canuck say about not knowing what you've got?
Gone probably now til a favorable Supreme Court ruling if ever.
But other than that not much
My people have a heritage and birthright of freedom of speech

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:01 AM (9TR2V)

478 Buzzion, lol!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 01:02 AM (PUmDY)

479 Night all. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 01, 2018 01:03 AM (I16G8)

480 103 Bah. I'm bummed. Cheer me up.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

This never fails: https://youtu.be/NTPgaPD1LI4

Posted by: Average Guy at August 01, 2018 01:04 AM (LMcFk)

481 Perhaps- just perhaps- it matters because they also had the dimensioned drawings, CAD and some CAM files for making AK's, AR-15's and LR-308's, 1911's, Beretta 92's, 10/22's and something else I forget now.
Oh yeah and the crappy liberator pistol
What did that canuck say about not knowing what you've got?
Gone probably now til a favorable Supreme Court ruling if ever.
But other than that not much
My people have a heritage and birthright of freedom of speech
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:01 AM (9TR2V)

You speak as though the only source for those files is gone forever. It's just one publisher, and it forms a very useful test case that will go to the Supreme Court. Which is what they wanted to happen, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:04 AM (NV/E7)

482 449 You can always tell who rules you by who you're not allowed to talk about.

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:04 AM (9TR2V)

483 Night Calm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 01:05 AM (w1RR+)

484 The Cap N' Bill quote link cites Brad Thor as a potential primary opponent of President Trump. Are you fucking serious? Dude, stick to writing sub-par books for Hugh Hewitt and the rest of the GOP establishment. Douche.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 01, 2018 01:07 AM (raFmT)

485 MAxIE, tell me about it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 01:08 AM (km8m2)

486 You might be nervous to fire a polymer weapon but seventy billion trillion Glock owners might not be.
Polymer guns are probably the majority of pistols sold in the US. Is shooting a Glock too skeery???

The actual stress firing puts on an AR lower is next to nothing as that stress is almost completely absorbed by the design of the upper.

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:08 AM (9TR2V)

487 481 Sure that's what they say they wanted. But if the Trump voters of 2 years ago assume the House voting is a sure thing and choose to stay home that day, the files may never be legally available again
That's a big deal at least to me

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:12 AM (9TR2V)

488
Well, all, I've spread all the perversion and I can, and the ficus is getting sort of squirrelly, so I'd better call it a night.

Y'all take care.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 01, 2018 01:12 AM (8O3HH)

489 You might be nervous to fire a polymer weapon but seventy billion trillion Glock owners might not be.
Polymer guns are probably the majority of pistols sold in the US. Is shooting a Glock too skeery???

The actual stress firing puts on an AR lower is next to nothing as that stress is almost completely absorbed by the design of the upper.
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:08 AM (9TR2V)

Glocks aren't made by a 3D printer squirting out a thread of hot glue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:13 AM (NV/E7)

490 Sarah did that at my school

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 01:13 AM (PUmDY)

491 Plus AOP not everyone has the metalworking skills of you or I

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:13 AM (9TR2V)

492 Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:08 AM (9TR2V)

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As long as the upper/barrel is metal, fine. But you can't make that on an 3D plastic printer. You need to have one of those things that 2D mills steel wafers and stacks/laminates/fuses them.

Unless there's new tech I'm not clear on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 01:14 AM (4Ixhe)

493 Night Publius.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 01, 2018 01:14 AM (w1RR+)

494 I'm with AOP, lathe, milling machine and old rear axles is way better than "plastic". However the right of access to plans is something to fight for.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 01, 2018 01:15 AM (BdDFx)

495 Sure that's what they say they wanted. But if the Trump voters of 2 years ago assume the House voting is a sure thing and choose to stay home that day, the files may never be legally available again
That's a big deal at least to me
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:12 AM (9TR2V)

Well, if you didn't download and archive all the files while you had the chance, then it's on you, isn't it? And that means you had better work on the GOTV come November, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:16 AM (NV/E7)

496 489 Lots of them are it just doesn't say Glock on the side
And it's not just about CAD/CAM lotsa dimensioned drawings like I said
And as you know they're making aviation parts with 3D printers now how long do you think it will be before these advanced polymers and metal printers drift down to the consumer level?

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:18 AM (9TR2V)

497 495 Absolutely. And that's exactly the original point I was trying to make in no doubt my usual clumsy way.

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:21 AM (9TR2V)

498 Oh wow!

I just read that a NEW album is coming out soon from...

Culture Club.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 01:22 AM (km8m2)

499 Culture Club.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 01:22 AM (km8m2)

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And a couple years ago, Rush released their last.

There is no justice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 01:23 AM (4Ixhe)

500 485 Which kinda proves your original point haha

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:24 AM (9TR2V)

501 Listened to President Trumps speech
Mighty good stuff

Posted by: lousagirl at August 01, 2018 01:24 AM (PmCoA)

502 Yud, wait for Geddy's first solo album... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 01:26 AM (km8m2)

503 Posted by: lousagirl at August 01, 2018 01:24 AM (PmCoA)

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Great rally. Not as good as that Grendel level troll masterpiece he did the last time, but still great, and he had that crowd jacked the fuck up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 01:26 AM (4Ixhe)

504 Lots of them are it just doesn't say Glock on the side
And it's not just about CAD/CAM lotsa dimensioned drawings like I said
And as you know they're making aviation parts with 3D printers now how long do you think it will be before these advanced polymers and metal printers drift down to the consumer level?
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:18 AM (9TR2V)

I don't want to get in a pissing match with you. I though the entire intent of putting all this stuff up on a website was as an act of civil disobedience, intended to draw an over-reaction by law enforcement. Just like Rosa Parks on that bus. In which case, the shutdown was to be expected.

I saw a Dremel 3D printer whirring away in a tool store a couple of weeks ago, making a little figurine of black plastic. Oh goody! Just what I need. Not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:27 AM (NV/E7)

505 Songs like Wharf Rat and Black Peter make me shoot a nut.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 01:28 AM (PUmDY)

506 I am a wee bit drunk
Wee drunk too much
But Prayers are sent for my AOS fellers

Posted by: lousagirl at August 01, 2018 01:28 AM (PmCoA)

507 Songs like Wharf Rat and Black Peter make me shoot a nut.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 01:28 AM (PUmDY)

Penicillin can cure Black Peter if you are diagnosed in time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:30 AM (NV/E7)

508 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:27 AM (NV/E7)


so if an American shares this info, with a foreigner, NOT putting out in the public domain.

And the Foreigner then puts it on the dark web, AS THEY WILL... is it still illegal?


Would it be illegal to download it?


Its like the Anarchist Cookbooks... you can ban them, but you can't really get rid of the information.

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 01, 2018 01:35 AM (NgKpN)

509 Do you really want to hurt me is a fine song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 01, 2018 01:35 AM (PUmDY)

510 Cosmic, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2018 01:39 AM (km8m2)

511 so if an American shares this info, with a foreigner, NOT putting out in the public domain.

And the Foreigner then puts it on the dark web, AS THEY WILL... is it still illegal?


Would it be illegal to download it?


Its like the Anarchist Cookbooks... you can ban them, but you can't really get rid of the information.
Posted by: Don Quixote at August 01, 2018 01:35 AM (NgKpN)

My view is that the genie is out of the bottle, and it isn't going back in. The information is out there, and those who really want it will find it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:43 AM (NV/E7)

512 Its like the Anarchist Cookbook

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I always figured it for a honeypot... almost none of it really worked very well. It was huge, and maybe ten percent of it was realistically effective.

The terrorist's handbook, OTOH, was a tenth as big, and most of the shit actually worked.

I think the AC was there to bait people and bust em without giving them anything truly dangerous. Particularly after my friend downloaded it and got to spend a few evenings with the FBI.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2018 01:44 AM (4Ixhe)

513 504 i appreciate that we have never had any animosity between us I was just trying to point out that this is much more than a tempest over a shitty single-shot plastic piece of crap
with all the real weapons pouring over the non-border it's outrageous that anyone could feign offense over some drawings that as you say for the most part aren't ready for practical manufacturing

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:52 AM (9TR2V)

514 Sicario 2 did exactly what I was afraid it was gonna do and completely inverted the good and bad guys.

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 01:56 AM (9TR2V)

515 Here is a National Review column on the 3D guns panic:

https://tinyurl.com/yasj46pn

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 01:59 AM (NV/E7)

516 513 In American legal terms what the judge did today is a prior restraint on speech.
It's not even remotely Constitutional which is a great part of the outrage
Every year I take an oath to defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 02:00 AM (9TR2V)

517 515 Yep just finished reading that.
Also, Insta-p has a few posts on it today

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 02:05 AM (9TR2V)

518 In American legal terms what the judge did today is a prior restraint on speech.
It's not even remotely Constitutional which is a great part of the outrage
Every year I take an oath to defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 02:00 AM (9TR2V)

Yeah. The unconstitutionality of the order is clearly laid out in the article linked in 515. But, you see, that's a good thing, in the long run. Make the Deep State step on their dicks, eh?

If this fool judge hadn't swallowed the bait, how many people would have ever heard of Defense Distributed, and their hoard of data? Now it will become a cause celebre, and we won't stop hearing about it for months. Which, I suspect, is exactly what Defense Distributed wants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 02:07 AM (NV/E7)

519 Holy shit! I think Molymeme lurks here. He did a video today of the very same discussion we had about the economy, free markets, older generations versus younger, The FED and current year factors versus 100 years ago factors. Literally making points and counter points from the thread

Why I'm not a conservative Stefan Molyneux. July 31at 6 hours ago made it at 8pm. Well worth the listen since he is a talented, intelligent, educated communicator of the right.

Just find it too much of a coincidence that this 32 minute video popped up hours after the very same points were being discussed on this blog under the CNN economy post. Interesting indeed.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oV0L3VKKwSI

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 02:07 AM (3zt5o)

520 I cannot stop laughing at this trailer, which is a mash-up of The Seventh Seal and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey:

https://tinyurl.com/

Mashup-Trailer-7th-Seal-BillTe


Remove space and prepare to howl.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2018 02:08 AM (Kge8X)

521 518 As usual we are in complete agreement

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 01, 2018 02:15 AM (9TR2V)

522 Well, it's past midnight here, and I need to go to bed. I want to make a run to the scrap dealer tomorrow, with a pickup load of scrap steel. Might get enough money to fill the gas tank, hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2018 02:17 AM (NV/E7)

523 It is hot and humid here kids. Sweating like a whore in church.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 01, 2018 02:21 AM (Kuxsi)

524 Oh and the survey ... we got it once. Threw it away.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 01, 2018 02:30 AM (Kuxsi)

525 My good friend Ben Shapiro and I collaborated to make a fake interview.

In it, a cute girl appears distressed and uncomfortable while a creepy dude stares and makes weird faces at her (is this why she's nervous and struggling?) Then music plays making fun of the creeper's weird faces.

Thanks Ben. There aren't too many people who can make a vile socialist look sympathetic, but you're a rare breed! XOXO

Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at August 01, 2018 02:35 AM (PTA8E)

526 When Apollo 11 descended from the heavens, touching down on the moon on July 20, 1969, three brave men became immortals, the types of men forever remembered for a single act that defined their storied careers. Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins might be the names we associate with that first mission to the moon, but it was a team of engineers, analysts, supervisors, and experts who ultimately got them there.

Immortal? Ha! Not even 50 years later, they're all despised and hated for the crime of being white men.

Posted by: rickl at August 01, 2018 02:41 AM (sdi6R)

527 then on top of that soy goes into a huge chunk of processed foods. Probably explains metrosexuals too.
Posted by: publius's ficus at August 01, 2018 01:00 AM (7KYil)

If soy feminizes civilizations so much, why is it that the country where it was a staple part of the diet and consumed in far greater quantities than it is here, Japan, was one of the most militaristic and bloodthirsty states in the recent history of the world?

Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 02:47 AM (gDSJf)

528 If soy feminizes civilizations so much, why is it that the country where it was a staple part of the diet and consumed in far greater quantities than it is here, Japan, was one of the most militaristic and bloodthirsty states in the recent history of the world?
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 02:47 AM


They were overcompensating.

Behold them now. They won't even have sex with their own womenfolk.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at August 01, 2018 02:51 AM (QU+qf)

529 If soy feminizes civilizations so much, why is it that the country where it was a staple part of the diet and consumed in far greater quantities than it is here, Japan, was one of the most militaristic and bloodthirsty states in the recent history of the world?
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 02:47 AM (gDSJf)

Have you ever heard of 'Herbivore Men'?

Posted by: Surfperch at August 01, 2018 02:54 AM (O+EPK)

530 Pssst... ~ hey. is that big guy with the mustache gone yet? ~

Posted by: Jim Acosta in the closet at August 01, 2018 02:54 AM (UVKwo)

531 That was mostly tongue-in-cheek, by the way.

Mostly.


(But I may be onto something.)

Posted by: Eleanor: my spirit animal is Bill the Cat at August 01, 2018 02:55 AM (QU+qf)

532 They were overcompensating.

Behold them now. They won't even have sex with their own womenfolk.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at August 01, 2018 02:51 AM (QU+qf)

Then how about China, far and away the primary destination of our recent soybean exports?

I guess they're just overcompensating too.

Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 02:58 AM (gDSJf)

533 If soy feminizes civilizations so much, why is it that the country where it was a staple part of the diet and consumed in far greater quantities than it is here, Japan, was one of the most militaristic and bloodthirsty states in the recent history of the world?
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 02:47 AM (gDSJf)

Contrary to belief, they consume around 8-10 grams of proien from soybeans. They eat fish, ocean life, and eat beef.

The USA went nuts with soy protuen fad with the vegetrainsim and veganism which really exploded in the 1980's out of California and spead across the country

When your main and only scouce of protein is soy and soy while a toddler, baby, and while in the womb, it's the photoestrongens that fuck up devekopment and will throw off hormones as an adult. The Japanese eat mostly fish and beef and soy protein in very low moderation compared to the USA.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 02:59 AM (3zt5o)

534 Then how about China, far and away the primary destination of our recent soybean exports?

I guess they're just overcompensating too.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 02:58 AM (gDSJf)

They have a big problem with men refusing to get married there. Look it up.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 01, 2018 03:02 AM (O+EPK)

535 The Chinese diet main source of protein is not soy. Again their culture is not run by fads and trends, like the soy replacing animal protein did with the rise of vegetarianism and veganism. Chinese eat fish, chickens, eggs, beef (dings and rats and cats and other crazy shit), which is still much more sane than living off of soy orotien and being animal orotien and protein deficient.

Soy is a filler and remember China has 1.2 billion people to feed compared to 330 million in our country.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:06 AM (3zt5o)

536 Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 02:59 AM (3zt5o)

And they treat their fish and meat with soy sauce, and eat fermented soybeans with rice and in soup, many on a daily basis.

But sure, here in the US where the vast majority goes to cattle feed, we're the ones overeating the stuff.

Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:07 AM (gDSJf)

537 Dogs. The Chinese love dogsa and pork. The Japanese eat pork and eggs.

Rumored that the Chinese eat long pig. I have seen pictures of Chinese people eating fetuses. Its a different world over there in the rural areas and what's hidden in mediium and large cities

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:10 AM (3zt5o)

538 They have a big problem with men refusing to get married there. Look it up.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 01, 2018 03:02 AM (O+EPK)

They have a massive surplus of men, because killing girls in the womb has been all the rage for decades, which makes marriage not an easy proposition for many of them.

Obviously they will have a problem with men getting frustrated at the competition caused due to scarcity.

Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:10 AM (gDSJf)

539 kinda hard to get married when there are more men than women, and the women are playing hard to get because of it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 01, 2018 03:12 AM (+W/Q4)

540 I'm hearing that some Florida judge just gave orders to local cops to confiscate guns from 150 legal owners under shitty Rick Scott's Red Flag law. This will not play out well.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 01, 2018 03:15 AM (r9UYA)

541 according to the former COB known for Gay Marriage, the injunction was against the Sept of State, not DD

you can get a bunch of the files here

http://codeisfreespeech.com/

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 01, 2018 03:16 AM (+W/Q4)

542 Soy sauce doesnt release photoestrgens. It's eating the soybeans as a scouce of protein. Soy sauce has zero peotien. It's a sauce. It metabolized completely different. Also hops.are high in photoestrogens. I know this stuff as in college I lived in Boulder Colorado, I watched what I ate, I was an athlete, and my good friend and his wife were both college athletics, had masters in nutrition, and owned a gym, and competed in fitness competitions and played highly competitive baseball, whom I played with and trained with each winter because he was constantly getting try out invites to pitch in the majors by pro teams in the early spring. He was a 3 time all American.

I knew about the soy problem back in 2001. I'm way ahead of the curve on this issue.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:16 AM (3zt5o)

543 Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:16 AM (3zt5o)

So you're completely full of it then.

Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:19 AM (gDSJf)

544 But sure, here in the US where the vast majority goes to cattle feed, we're the ones overeating the stuff.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:07 AM (gDSJf)

You are severely underestimating the parents and single mothers that force kids to join them in their unhealthy vegetarian and vegan diets, where most protuen is consumed via soy beans because they are high in protien. This has been a major trend and fad and a meme diet since the 1980's.

Look up what has photoestrogens in them. You will be shocked how much it is in the products we consume in the USA.

But soy sauce doesn't have photoestrogens in it.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:21 AM (3zt5o)

545 543 Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:16 AM (3zt5o)

So you're completely full of it then.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:19 AM (gDSJ

Whatever makes you happy. You have no clue what you are taking about. Edamame is literally sold in huge portions in our country at sushi restaurants. My freshman year of college my friends, whom I spoke of told me not to eat that shit because it's literally steamed and salted soybeans. They expmained the photiestrgen issue to me in 2001.

Soy sauce doesn't metabolize from photoestrgens into human estrogen mimicers. Plastics leak human estrogen minicera as well so enjoy the processed foods stored in plastics. Hops are full of photoestrogens as well.

I'm explaining the process of why and how soy and others stuff is bad and you are stuck on the recent meme of simplistic soy.

Ok then. Later.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:31 AM (3zt5o)

546 And miso? and natto? and tofu?

We're pretending a small handful of vegetarians screwed up an entire generation, meanwhile it's a dietary staple in other countries, a daily breakfast for many of them even.

Vegetarians themselves only estimate themselves to be ~3% of the US population.

Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:32 AM (gDSJf)

547 Oh. Plastics.

I see.


I hear there are tinfoil hats that may help with that.

Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:34 AM (gDSJf)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 01, 2018 03:36 AM (mpXpK)

549 I liked that Collective Soul song. It's one of those cases where you think "yeah, I remember hearing that at the mall, and now I finally know what it is".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 01, 2018 03:41 AM (/qEW2)

550 Here's the link about the Florida gun confiscations-

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaujmk59

450 legal gun owners in jeopardy thanks to shit governor Rick Scott.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 01, 2018 03:42 AM (r9UYA)

551 547 Oh. Plastics.

I see.


I hear there are tinfoil hats that may help with that.
Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03

Pathetic calling names instead of discussing facts and science, plus refusing to do the research yourself. You choose to go by the propaganda of known liars of the paycheck INC MSM and Conservative corporate media and globalist think tanks. Don't blame me that you are so brainwashed, not to mention intellectually lazy and full of pride. Waste of time discussing anything with you.

Keep putting warm food and heating up food in plactics. Liquids to. Good Luck with that.Later.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:49 AM (KaupC)

552 Stop taking pictures of estrogens. There, problem solved.

Posted by: rickl at August 01, 2018 03:52 AM (sdi6R)

553 Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 03:49 AM (KaupC)

It's ok, I have a friend that played AA ball, and he said there was no problem.

Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 03:55 AM (gDSJf)

554 phytoestrogens != photoestrogens

Posted by: rickl at August 01, 2018 04:02 AM (sdi6R)

555 >>>Don't blame me that you are so brainwashed, not to mention intellectually lazy and full of pride. Waste of time discussing anything with you.

He's really fanatical on this issue of soy milk. I think he must have some financial stake in it. Ie, he's not "intellectually lazy and full of pride". He's a sleazeball trying to shill for his own interests, and he's too cowardly to own up to it.

So "Sjg", will you come clean? Why are you so invested in defending this thing?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 01, 2018 04:08 AM (/qEW2)

556 I would guess the percentage of vegetarians might be a little night then there is some who flirt with it.

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2018 04:09 AM (pHfeF)

557 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 01, 2018 04:08 AM (/qEW2)

I'm a shill because I called out dairy lobby bs this morning, that's rich.

It's not at all that I'm incensed that self indentified conservatives are taking pride in the regulatory state bearing it's weight on almond growers because of lobbying from a related industry.

Because after all we care so much about definitions of words. (but then call almonds vegetables and/or nuts of which they are neither).


This guy's whole "scientific" argument is "I know a guy who said such and such to me my FRESHMAN year of college".

Very SCIENCE.

Posted by: Sjg at August 01, 2018 04:22 AM (gDSJf)

558 Yud, wait for Geddy's first solo album... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


You'll have to wait until 2000, when it came out. ;-)

Posted by: mikeski's favorite headache at August 01, 2018 04:25 AM (P1f+c)

559 Today is starting out poorly, made coffee and never turned it on

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2018 04:31 AM (pHfeF)

560 559 Today is starting out poorly, made coffee and never turned it on
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2018 04:31 AM (pHfeF)



Well there's your problem.

Posted by: eleven at August 01, 2018 04:35 AM (NLLmE)

561 How do you do fellow morons?

Who would've guessed two years ago that this is where we'd be?

The only good thing is I'm retired so I can sit back and laugh at all this nonsense.

The bad thing is I'm retired so I can sit back and cry at all this nonsense.

Good. Grief.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 01, 2018 04:35 AM (7f50i)

562 Other Nuts that aren't include Brazil Nuts, Cashews, Walnuts, Coconuts, Macadamia Nuts, Peanuts and Pistachios.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 01, 2018 04:42 AM (7f50i)

563 hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 01, 2018 04:42 AM (t5bLj)

564 It looks like this firefight in the soy wars is over.

Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2018 04:45 AM (cHbmY)

565 Morning all.

Woke up early, started the caffeination at 4:00.

Right now I'm watching "The Baader-Meinhof Complex". It opens with protests breaking out at the visit of the Shah and his wife. Lefties and Righties clashing and the police do nothing, until it reaches the tipping point and then they unleash hell. Jeebus this is why I hate being trapped in crowds.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2018 04:46 AM (gUCYC)

566 Going now, tried half and half ( almond and real) in Cream of Wheat, was ok, not sure I would do it again. So far only in oatmeal was it acceptable.

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2018 04:50 AM (pHfeF)

567 564 It looks like this firefight in the soy wars is over.
Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2018 04:45 AM (cHbmY)
----

Even as we speak, Estrogen and Plastics staff officers are deploying soy divisions on a huge map of Europe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2018 04:51 AM (gUCYC)

568 >>> Even as we speak, Estrogen and Plastics staff officers are deploying soy divisions on a huge map of Europe.

I'll try do my part by eating lots of yogurt for breakfast, but that is stored in plastic.

The conspiracy is everywhere!

Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2018 04:56 AM (cHbmY)

569 The conspiracy is everywhere!
Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2018 04:56 AM (cHbmY)
---

I'm hemmed in on all sides by estrogen!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2018 05:00 AM (gUCYC)

570 1 Aug 2018 marks the 75th anniversary of Operation Tidal Wave, the attempt by USAAF B-24 Liberators to strike at low level to cripple the Romanian oil refineries that were crucial to the Nazi war machine.

Of the 178 B-24s that took part in the mission, 54 of those planes did not make it back to their bases in Libya.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 01, 2018 05:13 AM (ZNTrW)

571 Anna! Good morning.

Looking at this movie, I'm thinking the National Socialists won, they're just spouting leftist bullshit and battling National Socialists who spout right wing bullshit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2018 05:16 AM (gUCYC)

572 I have Air War, a massive volume with chapters of WWII air operations. The Polesti chapter is my favorite, only a minor success

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2018 05:25 AM (pHfeF)

573 Say "soy wars" ten times fast.

Posted by: eleven at August 01, 2018 05:26 AM (NLLmE)

574 just downloaded some gun files.

You know some of the ones all the Democrat AG's are all up in alarm about?

http://codeisfreespeech.com/

These folks captured the files Defense Distributed put out b4 they were shut down by Federal Jerks.

There's more than just this one.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 01, 2018 05:26 AM (7f50i)

575 Even better try writting it 10 times fast

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2018 05:27 AM (pHfeF)

576 Oil brought Rommel to his knees. And stopped the Break out during the Battle of the Bulge.

Yeah the troops were there and took advantage and without them it wouldn't have meant much but no oil no tanks no transport

Posted by: jakee308 at August 01, 2018 05:28 AM (7f50i)

577 this also points out how important Stalingrad was to winning the war. It blocked the Germans from the oil fields to the south

Posted by: jakee308 at August 01, 2018 05:30 AM (7f50i)

578 Time to get ready for work. Have an excelsior day, fappers!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2018 05:42 AM (gUCYC)

579 Good morning horde, what time does the every hour on the hour outrage fest begin? I dont have a watch....

Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 05:57 AM (jgnTf)

580 >>> Say "soy wars" ten times fast.

No.

Posted by: fluffy; meat eater at August 01, 2018 05:58 AM (cHbmY)

581 It's always rage o'clock somewhere.

Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2018 05:59 AM (cHbmY)

582 Looks like everyone went to the two minute hate.

Later, gators.

Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2018 06:10 AM (cHbmY)

583 This will fall under the category of nobody cares, but, the wild turkey have been frequenting the food plot I put out for birds. Yesterday a mature gobbler, no not B. Kristol, spent several minutes on the side porch in a staring contest with me and the cat. Was somewhat surprising. I politely asked him to get off my lawn.

Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 06:10 AM (jgnTf)

584 Was somewhat surprising. I politely asked him to get off my lawn.
Posted by: Sumdumchief

Did he oblige?

Good morning. Sitting in the hotel lobby. Drinking FREE coffee. The local news is on and they have a report that OMG Farcebook noticed some some Farcebook hanky panky in the last election!!!
Damn Rooskies hiding subliminal messages in cat memes I bet

Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:16 AM (gaLVL)

585 Also, happiest of days! Today is the day the gurlz can join the BSA.

Power!

Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:17 AM (gaLVL)

586 Did he oblige?

Only when he was good and ready, seems welfare turkeys have strong representation.

Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 06:19 AM (jgnTf)

587 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 01, 2018 06:22 AM (wldC6)

588 Hey Ya'll

What's shaking? Oh yeah, the Manafort trial. Hope the judge throws it out of court.

Posted by: ALH at August 01, 2018 06:22 AM (8kkL4)

589 What's shaking?


"All four cheeks and a couple of chins."

...NORM! Petersen...

Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:26 AM (gaLVL)

590 584 Good morning. Sitting in the hotel lobby. Drinking FREE coffee. The local news is on and they have a report that OMG Farcebook noticed some some Farcebook hanky panky in the last election!!!
Damn Rooskies hiding subliminal messages in cat memes I bet
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:16 AM (gaLVL)

Not enough smug "Know that it was me who did this to you." chuckling while people die for it to be Putin.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2018 06:26 AM (9De+S)

591 Do ghost guns come in various colors, or are they all invisible?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 01, 2018 06:26 AM (wldC6)

592 588 Hey Ya'll

What's shaking? Oh yeah, the Manafort trial. Hope the judge throws it out of court.
Posted by: ALH at August 01, 2018 06:22 AM (8kkL4)

What's shakin'?

Alan Alda.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2018 06:27 AM (9De+S)

593 What's shakin'?

Alan Alda.

Well done sir!

Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 06:28 AM (jgnTf)

594 Do ghost guns come in various colors, or are they all invisible?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

That's the best part. It's any color you say it is. Mix and match. Collect them all!

Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:30 AM (gaLVL)

595 As for myself and other Christian Men of The West it is do or die time. It o ly remains to be seen what form, where the territory where we make our stand, armed violent redress and seceding from the madness of The State will take.
There is no question there will be a fight between us and the human extinction movement.
This is existential war. It is either we go down in genocide, or we win and will have to hunt down everyone of the sonsofabitches, exterminate them to the last one.
There can be no truce or forgiveness. These psychopaths who created the Fabian long march started on this path to destroy the crown jewel of Christian Grecco/Roman Western civilization. This has always been the end game. Nothing less.

I think it could not have happened any other way. The die was cast so long ago in early American history, nobody knows for sure where it began, and by the time Lincoln and his Marxists hit the stage of tyrannies history, there was no stopping this when the South capitulated in order to stop the wholesale genocide of its civilians from scorched earth strategy. It really has been down hill ever since.
Sure its wonderful to he's and see America first, MAGA Bitchez!, all the rest, but, the body politik and the Amerikan Nomenklaturer is dug in like a tick on a hound, its sycophants and useful idiots are manifold, it will take wholesale slaughter to dig them out, or a large enough redoubt with the resources and geographic size, territory that can be held and secured, a critical element, cleansed and constantly watched for of every leftist scum, or it begins all over again.
Are there Men and Woman of The West able and capable of doing this deed and defending this territory for posteriors sake?
There better be, because at this stage, tho old battered Republic is one big ass piece of real estate, and hunting down every element and keeper of the human extinction movement may never be achievable.
Remember, in the final analysis of what's coming, this is a non negotiable priority. Not a one can be left to reinfect us.

Sounds extreme?
You bet your arse it is.
Its a whole lot better than the genocide taking place and ramping up on us White Men of The

Posted by: mtnforge at August 01, 2018 06:33 AM (O8VIU)

596 Another day of rain. Soon the mushrooms in the front lawn will be ready for harvest.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 01, 2018 06:34 AM (wldC6)

597 Another day of rain. Soon the mushrooms in the front lawn will be ready for harvest.

Hope they are patriotic mushrooms, or there might be trouble...

Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 06:36 AM (jgnTf)

598 Theres a fungus among us.

Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 06:40 AM (jgnTf)

599 Another day of rain. Soon the mushrooms in the front lawn will be ready for harvest.


The mushrooms under my rubber sheets have been ready for weeks.

...Shillary...

Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:40 AM (gaLVL)

600 Giving soy milk and eating soy beans (protein therefore photoestrogens) when pregnant floods the bloodstream with photoestrogens. It's the equivalant of taking birth control pills to the baby in utero. Same with giving a baby soy milk or a toddler. This especially effects boys because it blocks testosterone production. It's freaking terrible for kids. You don't get photoestrogens from soy sauce *facepalm*

Also eggs will spike your system with testosterone because cholesterol. They are one of the best things men can eat. Eat them at night before you sleep to spike your testosterone even higher for better sleep, healing of muscles, growth of muscles, and raging morning wood.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 06:48 AM (KaupC)

601 This will fall under the category of nobody cares, but, the wild turkey have been frequenting the food plot I put out for birds. Yesterday a mature gobbler, no not B. Kristol, spent several minutes on the side porch in a staring contest with me and the cat. Was somewhat surprising. I politely asked him to get off my lawn.
Posted by: Sumdumchief


Then I would have had Mr. Browning, Mr. Mossberg, or Mr. Remington ask, nay, tell Mr. Tom to gently remove thine self from my lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2018 06:50 AM (wyNrR)

602 I can't even Believe the argument was being made that Asains main scource of protein is soy. It's not unless they individually choose to be non meat and daily eaters. They also have much smaller portions in Asia like most countries outside of America.

It is now wrong think to know that soy beans are a bad choice of protein for men and to have known this since college?

*sigh*

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 06:53 AM (KaupC)

603 Fuck insomnia and phoneposting

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 01, 2018 06:53 AM (KaupC)

604 Then I would have had Mr. Browning, Mr. Mossberg, or Mr. Remington ask, nay, tell Mr. Tom to gently remove thine self from my lawn.

I can not fault your logic, I shall, however, wait until they have gorged on quality feed until fall, then introduce them to mr. Hot oil.

Posted by: Sumdumchief, promoted twice after initiation at August 01, 2018 06:54 AM (jgnTf)

605 It is now wrong think to know that soy beans are a bad choice of protein for men and to have known this since college?


But, what about a yummy soy burger. It tastes just like almost kinda a real burger!! Especially if you put on tomato, a big slice of onion. Cover it all in mustard and hot sauce.
Ya can't tell the difference.

Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:57 AM (gaLVL)

606 Good morning, all! August 1st and I have to go back to school today to get my room ready for the coming year. The little nippers will be back the 10th and if I don't start now there will be no time next week because God knows we have to have thousands of meetings to discuss this year's latest theme and the BEST way to educate children. How on earth did I manage to become a productive member of society when summer started on Memorial Day and we didn't go back until after Labor Day?

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at August 01, 2018 07:01 AM (WY9Hg)

607
Phytoestrogen. Not photo.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 01, 2018 07:02 AM (LOgQ4)

608 605 It is now wrong think to know that soy beans are a bad choice of protein for men and to have known this since college?


But, what about a yummy soy burger. It tastes just like almost kinda a real burger!! Especially if you put on tomato, a big slice of onion. Cover it all in mustard and hot sauce.
Ya can't tell the difference.
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:57 AM (gaLVL)

I don't know why they tell you to add meat to hamburger helper when it does just fine by itself.

Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:04 AM (KaupC)

609 Doctor Howard.
Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2018 07:04 AM (Hlv+V)

610 I don't know why they tell you to add meat to hamburger helper when it does just fine by itself.
Posted by: Uncle Eddie

Ha!!

Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:05 AM (gaLVL)

611 607
Phytoestrogen. Not photo.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 01, 2018 07:02 AM (LOgQ4)

I know. I'm a phonefag with tiny key buttons and an old phone. My aurocorrect is has been rekted since 2013. Plus I'm lazy and it would take me many minutes to make sure every word was spelled correctly so I go for speed on this POS phone and pray y'all get the message.

I do appreciate this correction though. I thought I was spelling it correctly but it auto corrects to photo.

*sigh*

Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:08 AM (KaupC)

612 I've been to restaurants where you can substitute a black bean burger for the regular burger.
Of course it's an upcharge of a buck fifty

Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:09 AM (gaLVL)

613 Tommy Robertson was released on bail a about 2 hours ago by the appeals court. See Bteitbart.

Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:10 AM (KaupC)

614 612 I've been to restaurants where you can substitute a black bean burger for the regular burger.
Of course it's an upcharge of a buck fifty
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:09 AM (gaLVL)

Black beans as a topping or as a beef substitute? Beans are so damn cheap.

Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:13 AM (KaupC)

615 Black beans as a topping or as a beef substitute? Beans are so damn cheap.
Posted by: Uncle Eddie

Instead of beef.
Maybe they weren't serving beef...Hmmmm

Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:14 AM (gaLVL)

616 It's always fun to scroll back the ONT in the morning. Some strange posts in the wee hours.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 01, 2018 07:16 AM (SWTRF)

617 Good morning Mrs. Leggy.

Have fun !

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2018 07:17 AM (EhLsG)

618 615 Black beans as a topping or as a beef substitute? Beans are so damn cheap.
Posted by: Uncle Eddie

Instead of beef.
Maybe they weren't serving beef...Hmmmm
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:14 AM (gaLVL)

Abort! Abort! I just now looked up blackbean burger and they use an egg but call it vegan. It also looked disgusting. This meat shaming may spark civil war 2.0. Fucking Vegans.

Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:18 AM (KaupC)

619 Was just trying to read an article about a "transgender" college student who, sadly, committed suicide. The college put out a condolence statement and it was nearly impossible to read because they consistently used the person's "preferred pronoun:" they.

I'm done. Not only do I refuse to use their BS nomenclature and BS pronouns, I'm going back to Miss and Mrs.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2018 07:18 AM (Ri0Ku)

620 I'm going back to Miss and Mrs.
Posted by: IrishEi

For men?

Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:19 AM (gaLVL)

621 616 It's always fun to scroll back the ONT in the morning. Some strange posts in the wee hours.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 01, 2018 07:16 AM (SWTRF)

Any new ideas for your new political party? I like the politically correct name the *types* *deletes* party.

Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:20 AM (KaupC)

622 Good morning. Sitting in the hotel lobby. Drinking FREE coffee. The local news is on and they have a report that OMG Farcebook noticed some some Farcebook hanky panky in the last election!!!
Damn Rooskies hiding subliminal messages in cat memes I bet
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 06:16 AM (gaLVL)

Fukn idiots! I calculated that even if you had searched for the phrases the Russian were using for the ads you have about a 0.0025% of seeing the message and almost 70% ran after the election.

Posted by: Hillary Voter at August 01, 2018 07:20 AM (JFO2v)

623 JJ is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:21 AM (gaLVL)

624 Taxpayer-funded Anabolic Steroids for all!

Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2018 07:21 AM (cqRjR)

625 619 Was just trying to read an article about a "transgender" college student who, sadly, committed suicide. The college put out a condolence statement and it was nearly impossible to read because they consistently used the person's "preferred pronoun:" they.

I'm done. Not only do I refuse to use their BS nomenclature and BS pronouns, I'm going back to Miss and Mrs.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2018 07:18 AM (Ri0Ku)

It makes the person sound like they are open about having MPD.

Posted by: Uncle Eddie at August 01, 2018 07:22 AM (KaupC)

626 'Also, happiest of days! Today is the day the gurlz can join the BSA. '

On Monday I spoke to the Scoutmaster at the troop #1 son got his Eagle at and he said that after 18 years he is done. No one is stepping up to take his place so that will be it for the Troop. I think the church that sponsors them is ready to give them the boot anyway.

Posted by: f'd at August 01, 2018 07:23 AM (UdKB7)

627 For men?
Posted by: Bruce at August 01, 2018 07:19 AM
~~~~~

LOL. Well, Mr. too.

And I'm using Mrs. for divorced and widowed women too, just like the old days. Let the world know that they are no longer pure!!!11!!!1!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2018 07:23 AM (Ri0Ku)

628 619 Was just trying to read an article about a "transgender" college student who, sadly, committed suicide. The college put out a condolence statement and it was nearly impossible to read because they consistently used the person's "preferred pronoun:" they.

I'm done. Not only do I refuse to use their BS nomenclature and BS pronouns, I'm going back to Miss and Mrs.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2018 07:18 AM (Ri0Ku)

You forgot how they had to create a new word to call someone with a vagina that like to have a penis inserted therein. cis-gender. I will never ever use that word. Progressivism works to create new word or redefine existing words. Like marriage. Put just about any word other than good or great and what you have is not a marriage.

Posted by: Hillary Voter at August 01, 2018 07:25 AM (JFO2v)

629 On Monday I spoke to the Scoutmaster at the troop #1 son got his Eagle at and he said that after 18 years he is done. No one is stepping up to take his place so that will be it for the Troop. I think the church that sponsors them is ready to give them the boot anyway.
Posted by: f'd at August 01, 2018 07:23 AM
~~~~

That is so sad. We are losing so much to the SJWs.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2018 07:26 AM (Ri0Ku)

630 I will never ever use that word. Progressivism works to create new word or redefine existing words.
Posted by: Hillary Voter at August 01, 2018 07:25 AM
~~~~~

Exactly. We all need to refuse to accept this crap. it is utter nonsense.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2018 07:29 AM (Ri0Ku)

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Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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