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The Morning Rant
"So the big thing in the anti-Trump protests in London was supposedly a huge inflatable float of Trump which made him up like diaper-wearing baby. Yes, really. The media played this up like this thing was going to be so big it would darken the skies over London and bring on global cooling, but look at it, it's not 20 feet high. It looks like it's not much bigger than one of those bouncy houses for kids. And someone spent, get this, the equivalent of $40,000 on it. Too bad they couldn't get Trump to do it. It would've been huge, classy, and luxurious. Maybe that's what the left needs. They all need to be put in a bouncy house where they can live in a harmless environment, bounce around until they're all worn out and then nap time."
Compare & Contrast:
And Emperor Trump Prayed To God, Saying, I Do Not Ask You To Make My Enemies Look Ridiculous, For You Have Already Done So, And That Most Abundantly. In Fact, I Don't Think They Can Possibly Be Made To Look More Ridiculous Than They Already Are. And England Said, Hold My Beer:
(click for a larger, more disgusting version)
Of Course, Not Everyone In London Was Unwelcoming Of Trump:
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'Dumbest Tweet of the Year' Contender:
Remember babes, there’s nothing moral about work, and you are have basic human rights to food, water, shelter, and health care (among other things) whether or not you work. pic.twitter.com/b63rpFToE5
— Avery Edison (@aedison) July 13, 2018
Stupidity level = 990 millikohns.
"She's really arguing that she
has the right to the labor of others.
But isn't that slavery?"
Comments
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Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 16, 2018 11:24 AM (hEJXM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 11:24 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2018 11:25 AM (ctuyM)
Right.
I do not think that word means what you think it means. Babe
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 11:25 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 16, 2018 11:25 AM (hEJXM)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:26 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: josephistan at July 16, 2018 11:26 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2018 11:27 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: RKae at July 16, 2018 11:27 AM (0SAJ6)
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2018 11:27 AM (gECZB)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:28 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:28 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 16, 2018 11:28 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:28 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 16, 2018 11:28 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 11:28 AM (W+vEI)
"We have a lot of parents who come in to get tattoos in the shop, and they tell us back-to-school supplies can be really expensive. We have to help out the community."
---- Jaron Royals, co-owner of tattoo parlor and organizer for free school supplies give-a-way
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 11:28 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:29 AM (a0IVu)
*starts to... wait, it's mid morning*
Nope, not gonna do it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 11:29 AM (7LY+6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGpsXuMvApo
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 11:29 AM (roQNm)
stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
Posted by: David St. Hubbins at July 16, 2018 11:29 AM (41h7Y)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:29 AM (a0IVu)
1st question was from Russian media...it went on forever and I don't know what they asked. Something to do with oil/gas.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:30 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2018 11:30 AM (8D42x)
Brilliant idea. Let's put the evidence on the table.
Heh, heh. Yeah, lets see the DNC server, Hillary's server, and everything else.
Oh Boy, this is gonna be great!
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 16, 2018 11:30 AM (bzfnL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 11:30 AM (AzW6q)
Worst episode of Naked and Afraid ever.
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2018 11:30 AM (I83yK)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 16, 2018 11:30 AM (Ndje9)
Is Twitter pretending that lack of Net Neutrality is slowing my service?
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2018 11:31 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2018 11:31 AM (99u1o)
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2018 11:31 AM (gECZB)
"We have a lot of parents who come in to get tattoos in the shop, and they tell us back-to-school supplies can be really expensive. We have to help out the community."
---- Jaron Royals, co-owner of tattoo parlor and organizer for free school supplies give-a-way
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 11:28 AM (ptqGC)
Saw a guy with two tat sleeves in front of me at the store pay for his food with EBT, then he got into a late model Cadillac and drove off.
Posted by: josephistan at July 16, 2018 11:31 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 11:31 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2018 11:31 AM (IRAs3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 11:31 AM (IqV8l)
*starts to... wait, it's mid morning*
Nope, not gonna do it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 11:29 AM (7LY+6)
Wise, you are.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 11:31 AM (JQveK)
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 11:32 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: jd at July 16, 2018 11:32 AM (JX1fv)
"We have a lot of parents who come in to get tattoos in the shop, and they tell us back-to-school supplies can be really expensive. We have to help out the community."
---- Jaron Royals, co-owner of tattoo parlor and organizer for free school supplies give-a-way
Posted by: Jane D'oh
------
Ding, Ding, Ding... This is what happens when you continually AWARD people by fulfilling their needs for them while they reward themselves by filling their wants.
Like Grandpa used to say EVERYTIME I asked for sump'n: Boy, want in one hand and shit in the other and you tell me which hand fills up first...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 16, 2018 11:32 AM (8SR1L)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:33 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:33 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 11:33 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 11:33 AM (IRAs3)
"We have a lot of parents who come in to get tattoos in the shop, and they tell us back-to-school supplies can be really expensive. We have to help out the community."
---- Jaron Royals, co-owner of tattoo parlor and organizer for free school supplies give-a-way
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 11:28 AM (ptqGC)
Saw a guy with two tat sleeves in front of me at the store pay for his food with EBT, then he got into a late model Cadillac and drove off.
Posted by: josephistan
Tell them your raising the prices 10% for social service fund.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2018 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)
stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
Posted by: David St. Hubbins at July 16, 2018 11:29 AM (41h7Y)
Perhaps we can fix the choreography? So they won't trod upon it?
Posted by: Derek Smalls at July 16, 2018 11:33 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 16, 2018 11:33 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's Chicken Wings at July 16, 2018 11:33 AM (N7KlP)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2018 11:34 AM (8jAYt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 11:34 AM (IqV8l)
Who spouts idiotic logic-free mind farts like this as if it were the revealed truth?
Besides Avery Edison, I mean.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 11:34 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: zeera at July 16, 2018 11:34 AM (UASXj)
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 16, 2018 11:34 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at July 16, 2018 11:35 AM (t41dG)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:35 AM (UfMVm)
'Why should Americans and pres. Trump believe you didn't meddle when intelligence agencies said you have?'
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:35 AM (Enq6K)
Trump is laying the smack down on the idiot from Reuters.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:35 AM (UfMVm)
Ohh...tell
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:35 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2018 11:34 AM (8jAYt)
I'll pay for the next one if i get to choose the picture.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 16, 2018 11:35 AM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: josephistan at July 16, 2018 11:35 AM (7HtZB)
The NYT posted a homoerotic piece that takes place in a teenager's bedroom about the forbidden romance of Trump and Putin.
Slander Trump with homoeroticism but sure the Democrats are the champions of the gheys
Posted by: batterup at July 16, 2018 11:35 AM (U2JQS)
*facepalm*
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 16, 2018 11:33 AM (XKZwp)
She started to type "You are a child of the Universe, no less than the trees and the stars" but then she got distracted.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 11:35 AM (CSNuj)
In England you need a permit to protest.
Pro Trump protests were denied, only anti Trump protests were given permission.
Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 11:36 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 11:33 AM (AllCR)
Ha! Very well put, ma'am.
( *doffs hat* )
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 11:36 AM (JQveK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 11:36 AM (IqV8l)
The Democrat Party's rising star!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 11:36 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:36 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2018 11:36 AM (gECZB)
Posted by: Shep at July 16, 2018 11:36 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: josephistan
Yep then maybe I buy a new gun.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2018 11:36 AM (Bdeb0)
has the right to the labor of others.
But isn't that slavery?"
So fucking nailed it.
Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist at July 16, 2018 11:36 AM (ULoJS)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (JKNZq)
18 Okay, Horde. Find the problem, and show your work:
"We have a lot of parents who come in to get tattoos in the shop,
and they tell us back-to-school supplies can be really expensive. We
have to help out the community."
---- Jaron Royals, co-owner of tattoo parlor and organizer for free school supplies give-a-way
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 11:28 AM (ptqGC)
Saw a guy with two tat sleeves in front of me at the store pay for
his food with EBT, then he got into a late model Cadillac and drove
off.
Posted by: josephistan at July 16, 2018 11:31 AM (7HtZB)
EBT for Steak and lobster when in line. Yep. bought cigarettes and booze cash , food with EBT. oh and in the Weed Clinic here there is a sign. "discount for EBT"...
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (Zmczq)
---- Jaron Royals, co-owner of tattoo parlor and organizer for free school supplies give-a-way
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 11:28 AM (ptqGC)
Let the kids tattoo their parents with back to school art supplies.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (uYSAz)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's Chicken Wings
Point of order, 1000 milli-anything is 1 whatever, by definition. Sally Kohn is an idiot, but not quite a nonrotating singularity of stupid.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2018 11:27 AM (gECZB)
but are the Idris Elbows?
*brit joke*
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (8D42x)
How's that sound, honey?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 11:36 AM (IqV8l)
Feminine hygiene products are made for a reason.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (CSNuj)
I can't even tell what gender that thing in the spread-eagle is, and I don't want to know!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at July 16, 2018 11:35 AM (t41dG)
Humpty Dumpty is here, and on steroids...
Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 11:38 AM (NgKpN)
John Roberts got his undies in a bunch at informed a reporter from Fox that the gurl from MSLSD is a good friend and "great reporter" and "I worked at CNN, and their were great journalists there who risked their lives at their jobs....." yada yada yada.
Well, John, perhaps you really belong at CNN. Especially since you can't hide your loathing for PDT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 11:38 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:38 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's Chicken Wings at July 16, 2018 11:33 AM (N7KlP)
If that's true then we have finally observed our first Black Hole. It's called the "Democrat Party".
Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist at July 16, 2018 11:39 AM (ULoJS)
Not according to my latest calculations using the natural gas law.
Posted by: bill nye at July 16, 2018 11:39 AM (IRAs3)
Trump: We ran a brilliant campaign...and that's why I'm president.
=====
I remember Reince Preibus chuckling over the DNC hacking because they were stupid. Infuriated everyone. Let's face it, the RNC is always dull as ditchwater, so the DNC would be a lot more fun to play with.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 16, 2018 11:39 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 16, 2018 11:39 AM (1BWhA)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 16, 2018 11:39 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Wait, is RHPS still a thing?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 11:39 AM (AM1GF)
Put up or shut up.
You prove our people interfered and I will deliver them to you.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:39 AM (UfMVm)
And yes, there is no reason for Trump to visit the UK again, unless, against all hope, Boris Johnson might become PM.
I think the Brexit side has hardened, and if they vote again, I expect the margin to be bigger.
Theresa May's government may then fall, and new elections will be called. She is a rather duplicitous politician, don't you think?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 16, 2018 11:40 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:28 AM (UfMVm)
I'd take literal bone-rending hyenas over those protesting British Drag Queens.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 11:40 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:40 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2018 11:40 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 11:40 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (fA1SL)
Some are that stupid, and by sharing stupidity, we all just become stupider, perhaps a bit angrier in the process.
But many are not that stupid. They're the next degeneration of Al Gore: Someone who knows that, by drawing negative attention from the right, their status and wealth are enlarged by tribalists who rush to support any perceived attack on one of "their guys." The authors in no way believe in their hearts what they're advocating, but they know it's spicy and partisan and will see them elevated by the partisans, who will also likely hit their paetron accounts/go to their shows/buy their books to show solidarity with the movement.
By reacting in any way, we become their marketing. Left alone on Twitter, that tweet would wither with a few loony followers clicking "Like." Circulated around the conservative blogosphere, it's suddenly driving massive amounts of traffic and responses and becomes micro-viral. There are a lot of careers built on this, and it's mostly our fault.
Posted by: Don't hate the player at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (wx6iv)
elections will be called. She is a rather duplicitous politician, don't
you think?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 16, 2018 11:40 AM (vcOmj)
She is a remainer at heart. And a very duplicitous bitch..er..I mean politician.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (Enq6K)
After mutilating his body, and who knows how many drugs he does or other self-destructive behavior he does, how long do you think Avery Edison will live?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist
We wanted to peg that as the example for a "kilokahn", but the local constabulatory objected...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:40 AM (UfMVm)
------
Did he come out and say he wanted dopey Hillary to win?
Posted by: WisRich at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (G0vdT)
"Grab pussy with crip."
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (Bdeb0)
"Remember babes, there's nothing moral about work, and you are have basic human rights to food, water, shelter, and health care (among other things) whether or not you work. "
Now go say that in Zimbabwe.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Tami
No, they did meddle, but it was completely irrelevant to the outcome. Basically, a tiny add buy on Facebook.
Unless you think that the Russian money that found it's way into Hillary's! pocket from the Uranium One fiasco helped her.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (vcOmj)
Heh. Putin says, 'Go for it, Mueller. We'd be glad to interrogate the
alleged GRU agents for you. But you'd have to allow us to interrogate
your people as well.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (fA1SL)
hahah. did he really say that? Mueller's people will shit their pants at the thought of being interviewed by the KGB
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:42 AM (a0IVu)
I too am deeply concerned about this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 11:42 AM (CSNuj)
This kind of crap just pisses me off. Of course there was "meddling" (whatever that is); there always is, in every election. We do it too (just ask Netanyahu). What there wasn't was any vote changing. No proof or even any serious suggestions that the Russians hacked voting systems and changed votes.
The only parties currently accused of doing those sorts of hacks are the Obama administration, on state election systems is several states.
Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist at July 16, 2018 11:42 AM (ULoJS)
LOL
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)
When the time comes that we have to shoot these creatures, it will be easy to do, since they have destroyed their humanity by their own actions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 11:42 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:41 AM (Enq6K)
The response to this is gonna be great.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 11:42 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:42 AM (UfMVm)
*I'm paraphrasing*
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:42 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 11:42 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 11:43 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (AM1GF)
Heh. I might disagree with you there, friend...
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 11:43 AM (JQveK)
Sam Husseini from the Nation was the jack wagon pulled out of the presser.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2018 11:40 AM
The Nation is run by Russia lovers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 11:43 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2018 11:27 AM (ctuyM)
I'd still let her serve me in that pub.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 11:43 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:43 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 11:43 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)
You can't say I didn't warn you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 11:44 AM (JQveK)
Appoint Strzok and page, the bang buddies to lead the US side. Make them do weekly televised reports.
Week I: We ave bupkas
Week II: we still have bupkas but Page has this special spot......
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at July 16, 2018 11:44 AM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Caliban at July 16, 2018 11:44 AM (QE8X6)
What does that sign say just below "Don't grab pussy with blood?" Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 11:36 AM (IqV8l
Don'tnuke my pussy with a nuclear arm
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 11:44 AM (10vO4)
Hah, Putin talking about Browder case - actually Russia's feud with Browder, who is probably the good guy.
This is all so, so idiotic.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 16, 2018 11:44 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 11:44 AM (Z5y53)
Why "NEVER WORK"?
Our planet is rich enough with resources that everyone on it could be kept nourished, sheltered, and healthy with only a small amount of labor from each person ---labor of not nearly enough suffering and sacrifice to count as what we currently define as "work".
The reason so many people have to labor so hard and so long right now is that they (we) are supporting a relative few who do not labor at all. If we all labor together, "work" won't be anything like our current conception of it.
Does it surprise anyone that the dude who does not understand biology also does not understand basic economics and human nature?
Naw.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 11:44 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 11:42 AM (bNb8V)
Just remember.
Skin Color is _NOT_ The Uniform.
Pink/Purple Hair is the Uniform.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:43 AM (a0IVu)
"Mr. Mueller, with all due respect, you call FaceBook ads, meddling?"--Putin
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Wow, talk about a burning itch.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (OLCnA)
I can't even tell what gender that thing in the spread-eagle is, and I don't want to know!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)
you forgot the first rule of the Horde:
never click the link... or look up the definition...
the first two rules of the Horde:
never click the link... or look up the definition... or make AtC mad...
ah bugger.
let me start over...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (ULoJS)
Sam Husseini from the Nation was the jack wagon pulled out of the presser.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2018 11:40 AM
The Nation is run by Russia lovers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 11:43 AM (IqV8l)
No, it's run by communists. Crucial distinction.
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: The Mos Eisley Cantina at July 16, 2018 11:46 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite
Imagine the bang buddies being interviewed by the KGB....while their families watch.
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at July 16, 2018 11:46 AM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (ULoJS)
That's not mean. Here i am hoping someone offered Acosta polonium tea.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:46 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2018 11:46 AM (5J07A)
She started to type "You are a child of the Universe, no less than the trees and the stars" but then she got distracted.
"You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you know it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2018 11:46 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 16, 2018 11:46 AM (cYjBc)
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at July 16, 2018 11:46 AM (YpRda)
kept nourished, sheltered, and healthy with only a small amount of
labor from each person ---labor of not nearly enough suffering and
sacrifice to count as what we currently define as "work".
That's all retarded, ma'am.
Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist at July 16, 2018 11:47 AM (ULoJS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (fA1SL)
Trump turns in three cards, gets ten armies, fortifies Australia.
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 11:47 AM (Bdeb0)
The guy has got to be amused that the MSM is completely ignoring the HUGE Uranium One scandal while pretending that some mischief hooker stories planted with MI6's Steele is the WORST THING EVER!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 11:47 AM (W+vEI)
But they are doing it for a noble purpose, you see. They are trying to make the world a better place.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 11:47 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2018 11:40 AM (Bdeb0)
"Journalism."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 11:47 AM (JQveK)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 16, 2018 11:47 AM (r9UYA)
They changed it to be politically correct. They added a verse at the end, about setting the table. Everyone helps and then everyone eats the bread.
I voiced my objection (and eventually quit the play over it - I was a precocious 4th grader) that they ruined the moral of the story. The teacher told me that the moral is "if everyone helps, everyone gets bread." I told her something along the lines of, "When my dad read me The Little Red Hen, he told me the moral was that if you don't work, you don't eat. This new way is worse."
People who didn't have their dad tell them *real* moral of the story end up like Avery Edison.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2018 11:47 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:48 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Muad'dib on the beach in NC at July 16, 2018 11:48 AM (G3Zoz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
The Nation
Bernie Sanders (and his wife loves her some Fidel Cuba)
Michael Moore (remember his TV show from years ago, when he featured a big red semi with USSR on it?)
Jerry Nadler
And a list of thousands......
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 16, 2018 11:48 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2018 11:46 AM (HaL55)
I didn't realize Sandra Fluke spawned an adjective.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 16, 2018 11:48 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: josephistan at July 16, 2018 11:31 AM (7HtZB)
We should put a 300% tax on tattoos, and use it to pay for helping the "homeless".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 11:48 AM (bNb8V)
What I'd really like to see would be a Saddiq Khan balloon in which he's portrayed as a feral pig with a pig snout and a scimitar shoved up his ass.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 11:48 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 11:49 AM (7LY+6)
Putin: "I give this to you...and now the ball is in your court. US will host world cup in 2022(?)"
Trump: "Thank you...this will go to my son Barron. Here Melania..." Throws ball to Melania in first row.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:49 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2018 11:46 AM (HaL55)
'Deteriorata' FTW!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 11:49 AM (JQveK)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:49 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 11:48 AM (bNb8V)
FIFY
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2018 11:49 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: #KavaNaughtMySupremeCourtJustice at July 16, 2018 11:49 AM (aNP7B)
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If I were Putin I'd have my chief prosecutor indict every one on the Mueller team for reciprocity.
If his GRU agents can't travel to countries with US extradition treaties, why should Mueller and his boys be able to travel to Interpol member states?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 11:50 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lizzy
The Media covers anything negative about the Democrats with a pillow, until it stops moving.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 16, 2018 11:50 AM (vcOmj)
How the hell would Mueller's team know the specific names of of Russians involved in "hacking"?
Somehow, it doesn't seem plausible..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 16, 2018 11:50 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:50 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:50 AM (a0IVu)
I can't even tell what gender that thing in the spread-eagle is, and I don't want to know!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI
I take it that it is not a off-broadway (or whatever the hell their equivalent) production of Rocky Horror?
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 16, 2018 11:50 AM (suO/a)
Putin: "I give this to you...and now the ball is in your court. US will host world cup in 2022(?)"
Trump: "Thank you...this will go to my son Barron. Here Melania..." Throws ball to Melania in first row.
Trump plays ball with Putin!!!!! bullshit at 11!!
Posted by: MFM at July 16, 2018 11:51 AM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 11:48 AM (/qEW2)
And a Bomb Turban.
Can't forget the Bomb Turban.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 11:51 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 11:51 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 16, 2018 11:51 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 16, 2018 11:47 AM (r9UYA)
Speaking of....we returned home last night from birfday weekend with MIL in Atlanta, and perused the Sunday paper.
Two glowing editorials about John McCain, a "true American hero and patriot." One written by a jackass named Ed Conant, "retired Navy officer," who despises PDT, loooved Barry Obama, and couldn't find enough glowing adjectives to describe McCain.
Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 11:51 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 11:51 AM (39g3+)
I missed the rest because of dog barking....
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:51 AM (Enq6K)
No, but he just punched Muller's indictments in his
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:42 AM (UfMVm)
Edited for AoS Style Manual
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 16, 2018 11:52 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:52 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: shit, running out of room here at July 16, 2018 11:52 AM (+INtM)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 16, 2018 11:52 AM (vcOmj)
True dat.
And since I'm armed, guess which one of us will do the aforementioned "small amount of labor"?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 11:52 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 16, 2018 11:52 AM (qM84C)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:49 AM (Enq6K)
Who sharply heads it to the press corner and knocks Acosta the eff out.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 16, 2018 11:52 AM (suO/a)
Putin: "I give this to you...and now the ball is in your court. US will host world cup in 2022(?)"
Trump: "Thank you...this will go to my son Barron. Here Melania..." Throws ball to Melania in first row.
- - - -
Trump colludes with Putin just so his son can get a soccer ball. #Shameless
Posted by: CNN at July 16, 2018 11:52 AM (72PAC)
A Strzok? Wearing vibrator panties on the stand while his mistress controls it?
Posted by: Cut and PastePastePastePaste at July 16, 2018 11:53 AM (k/J52)
Posted by: Uncle Joe at July 16, 2018 11:53 AM (N7KlP)
Dana Gould has a great bit on that: people panhandling when they have tattoos.
You had money to get that tat. You made a choice: food or a tat. You made your choice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 11:53 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tami
They should announce that they found it, and show a picture of a shitty old PC, with Hillary's reset button duct taped to it.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 16, 2018 11:53 AM (tqyrn)
Reminds me of the t-shirt that reads: "The Democrats Haven't Been This Angry At the GOP Since We Took Away Their Slaves."
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)
American hero and patriot." One written by a jackass named Ed Conant,
"retired Navy officer," who despises PDT, loooved Barry Obama, and
couldn't find enough glowing adjectives to describe McCain.
Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
McCain's funeral and interment at Arlington will be a fvcking DC spectacle like none seen before. I won't watch a second of it.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 16, 2018 11:53 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:53 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 16, 2018 11:54 AM (PFy0L)
Only those old enough to have seen it will understand, but Putin is vastly, vastly smoother and more fluent in dealing with hostile foreigners than his predecessors.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 16, 2018 11:54 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:54 AM (Enq6K)
These arms were made for grabbin'
And that's just what they'll do.
One of these days these arms are gonna put you in the zoo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 11:54 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2018 11:54 AM (OLCnA)
How the hell would Mueller's team know the specific names of of Russians involved in "hacking"?
Somehow, it doesn't seem plausible..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 16, 2018 11:50 AM (so+oy)
We intercepted some email the Brits were sending around...
Posted by: Bob, from the NSA at July 16, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2018 11:54 AM (aNP7B)
Question to Putin: Did pres Trump talk to you about Crimea annexation
and two, does the Russian gov't. have any compromising information on
Pres. Trump or his family?
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:54 AM (Enq6K)
OMG...what the f?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)
The anti-nuke people are anti-trump because the russians meddled in the election to get trump elected.
Do the anti-nuke people not know that the anti-nuke movement, the anti vietnam war movement, the save the environment movement, the save the whales, the folks from PETA, the ACLU, the SPLC are all front groups for a massive Russian psy-war ops against the US?
Probably the do know which is why they are so anti-US and un-American.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 11:55 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 16, 2018 11:53 AM (r9UYA)
According to our paper, Meggie Mac travels to visit her daddy every two weeks, and he is still "up and walking around, having conversations" etc.
Gobsmacked I am.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 11:55 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:49 AM (Enq6K)
Who sharply heads it to the press corner and knocks Acosta the eff out.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 16, 2018 11:52 AM (suO/a)
GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 11:55 AM (JQveK)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:55 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 11:55 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 11:55 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Kreplach
It's the Nation. He got promoted to the editorial board.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2018 11:55 AM (Bdeb0)
Putin: "I give this to you...and now the ball is in your court. US will host world cup in 2022(?)"
At least the Russsians got the translation right.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 11:55 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 16, 2018 11:54 AM (PFy0L)
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I'm done with Marxists. If they want to advocate for the destruction of all human liberty, I think they've forfeited the protections afforded by those liberties. Get on the chopper, Avery.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 11:55 AM (AzW6q)
The Nation is run by Russia lovers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2018 11:43 AM (IqV8l)
No, it's run by communists. Crucial distinction.
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (RD7QR)
Yeah, they loved Russia when it was the Soviet Union. Now, not so much.
Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2018 11:56 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)
Said it was ridiculous. Didn't even know Trump or Trump was in the country.
"Just put that out of your mind....fucking dipshit".
I may have added that last part.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:56 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 11:56 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 11:57 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 16, 2018 11:58 AM (QDnY+)
She could have made that much shorter by claiming you have a 'right not to work while you demand you be provided for'.
Now that that's established, let's talk about your ability to 'enforce' this alleged right and/or the likelihood that someone who can, will.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 11:58 AM (37IEG)
I'll have you escorted there.....now.
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at July 16, 2018 11:58 AM (tqyrn)
"Just put that out of your mind....fucking dipshit".
I may have added that last part.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:56 AM (Enq6K)
It astonishes me that they think they can get away with treating a guy who would gleefully have every last one of them (and everybody they've ever known) murdered and sleep happily at night the way that they do.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 11:58 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Juan McCain at July 16, 2018 11:58 AM (HiLJ1)
(Clangs two swords together over his head)
Posted by: Pooty at July 16, 2018 11:58 AM (ymnmz)
I didn't realize Sandra Fluke spawned an adjective.
That quote predates SF by a decade or two. It could be the other way around.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2018 11:58 AM (HaL55)
They're not even trying to hide it any more.
http://tinyurl.com/ycfxjhlv
Of course, the coverage is all about how mean the Secret Service were to him, not his outrageous violation of journalistic ethics and professionalism (such as they are)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 11:58 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 11:59 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 11:59 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 16, 2018 11:59 AM (N7KlP)
Just what in the hell do we even need a press pool for? If they want to be so hostile, why doesn't Trump just refuse to allow them near him?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 11:59 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: rhomboid
Imagine if Putin sent condolences to Strzok's wife.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 16, 2018 11:59 AM (tqyrn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2018 12:00 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:00 PM (IRAs3)
Question to Putin: Did pres Trump talk to you about Crimea annexation and two, does the Russian gov't. have any compromising information on Pres. Trump or his family?
Looks like some reporter is just itching for some plutonium pancakes with breakfast tomorrow morning
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:00 PM (10vO4)
Can't. Even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 12:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 12:01 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 12:01 PM (fA1SL)
"Hey, do me a favor Vlad, dick punch Mueller in front of the whole world and then I'll stomp him."
Vlad smirks, and punches PDT in the arm.
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:01 PM (Zmczq)
Good grief. Earlier, ABC's Jonathan Karl asked John Bolton if PDT wasn't helping Putin "oppress" and "murder" journalists.
Can't. Even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 12:00 PM (ptqGC)
I hope Bolton's mustache bitch slapped Karl.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 12:01 PM (a0IVu)
I do love how Trump basically called the IC and LE apparatuses a bunch of dipshits in so many words.
He also called out Mueller and his witchhunt.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 12:01 PM (UfMVm)
Pink/Purple Hair is the Uniform.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 11:45 AM (UnA8+)
Or the furry suit, or the face tats, etc. etc. Uniforms are something acquired, not inborn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 12:02 PM (bNb8V)
Trump talking about the missing server and Hillary.
Posted by: Tami
They should announce that they found it, and show a picture of a shitty old PC, with Hillary's reset button duct taped to it.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 16, 2018 11:53 AM (tqyrn)
You press the button and it says "Do..you..want...to. play...agame?"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2018 12:02 PM (ymnmz)
David Corn? Odd--I would have predicted that psycho reporter from Playboy Brian Karem.
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:02 PM (IRAs3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 11:59 AM (AzW6q)
++++++++++
I thought GW Bush - who was treated with adoration compared to Trump - should just send the major news outfits a single-spaced, two-sided fax each day at around noon, along with posting it on the web. If you have a question, you can ask it - on the record - by calling the WH press agent. All questions and answers are recorded and posted online each day. This would enable anyone who wanted to do so to report on equal footing.
Even that might be too good for them at this point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2018 12:02 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:00 PM (10vO4)
I heartily laughed.
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:02 PM (Zmczq)
I think they recognize a fellow alpha and they will always be in conflict. This is the thing that the left doesn't get (or chooses to ignore): alphas may respect or admire each other, but they will always be in conflict and rivalry.
Betas promise more flexibility after an election and do nothing to stop the alpha other than roll over and pee themselves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 12:02 PM (39g3+)
I kind of go one step further...
There is an absolute Constitutional right for freedom of the press/speech/etc.
Is there a Constitutional obligation for the President to answer questions from the press? I don't think so.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 16, 2018 12:02 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 12:03 PM (fA1SL)
Not sure WTH they wanted him to say publicly to Putin.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 12:03 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Fortunato at July 16, 2018 12:03 PM (vvrcX)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2018 12:01 PM (7LY+6)
+++++++++
I dunno. With all the bear wresting and bird-guiding glider flight, Putin might be his own Paolo...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2018 12:03 PM (I2dne)
"I'll be more flexible after the 2020 Elections, Vlad."
Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2018 12:03 PM (5J07A)
Can't. Even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 12:00 PM (ptqGC)
Cathy Newman's questions to Jordan Peterson were more honest than the ones the MSM spits out daily.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 12:04 PM (JQveK)
His answer was great--basically I don't like you people and only talk to you when I have to.
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:04 PM (IRAs3)
Posted by: zmdavid at July 16, 2018 12:04 PM (xqRaG)
Yeah, if only Trump had been President in 2016 or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 16, 2018 12:04 PM (Boy/L)
Trump privately to Putin:"Hey, do me a favor Vlad, dick punch Mueller in front of the whole world and then I'll stomp him."
I think Crimea forMueller getting dick punched by Putin is a fair trade.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:04 PM (10vO4)
I submit that the Republic of Mexico has done more to DIRECTLY "interfere" in US elections than any mischief by the Russians.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at July 16, 2018 12:04 PM (W+kMI)
FBN crew think Trump wasn't hard enough on Putin in the presser about meddling....
Not sure WTH they wanted him to say publicly to Putin.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 12:03 PM (Enq6K)
Varney had his underwear in a bunch this morning, wanting us to be proactive and engaging in cyber warfare with Russia over their meddling. Here's the thing though, I don't trust one damn thing that comes out from Mueller and his team.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 12:04 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 12:05 PM (AzW6q)
FBN crew think Trump wasn't hard enough on Putin in the presser about meddling....
Not sure WTH they wanted him to say publicly to Putin.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 12:03 PM (Enq6K)
They aren't dealing with the idea it's an allegation, not yet proven. Verdict first! Then the trial!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 12:05 PM (37IEG)
"So, Vlad. When Obama told you to 'knock it off' about meddling in our elections, did you pee yourself, or have a good laugh?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 12:05 PM (ptqGC)
Is Twitter pretending that lack of Net Neutrality is slowing my service?
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2018 11:31 AM (4HMW
It's possible. These whiny babies pulled that stunt a year or two ago to show how "awful" things could be without net neutrality.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 12:05 PM (lKs2v)
REMOVE, indeed.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 12:05 PM (fA1SL)
President Putin,
Did you get a chance to see Teejay van Garderen's terrible spill on the cobbles on the ninth stage of the Tour de France yesterday?
Do you think you could have done better?
Posted by: Pierre Du Fromage at July 16, 2018 12:06 PM (ymnmz)
Is there a Constitutional obligation for the President to answer questions from the press? I don't think so.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 16, 2018 12:02 PM (PFy0L)
Correctamundo!
Every Right must hold its opposite... ie, the right to vote must give you the right not to vote... the right to keep and bear arms doesn't say you HAVE to carry a gun...
And freedom of speech also gives you the right to remain silent, no matter what the Police tell us now.
Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 12:06 PM (NgKpN)
The 9th Circut Court is a bigger threat to our democracy than Vlad Putin is.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:06 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:06 PM (y3aQB)
The American left will do anything to destroy America. If it takes a nuclear war so be it.
Posted by: William Eaton at July 16, 2018 12:06 PM (MuTTO)
Yeah, if only Trump had been President in 2016 or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 16, 2018 12:04 PM (Boy/L)
They said it while at the same time running a chyron at the bottom of their screen that says:
"Trump: we spent a great deal of time talking about Russia meddling in US elections."
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 12:06 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Fortunato at July 16, 2018 12:03 PM (vvrcX)
What are they saying?
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 16, 2018 12:07 PM (RD7QR)
I submit that the Republic of Mexico has done more to DIRECTLY "interfere" in US elections than any mischief by the Russians.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at July 16, 2018 12:04 PM (W+kMI)
THIS.
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:07 PM (Zmczq)
--
Billion - Children
It is easy to confuse too words that sound the same.
Granny is getting old, we have to make allowances.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 12:07 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 16, 2018 12:07 PM (uYSAz)
The American left will do anything to destroy America. If it takes a nuclear war so be it.
Posted by: William Eaton at July 16, 2018 12:06 PM (MuTTO)
Since the Dems have long been the "BOOO!! YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!" party, threat of a nuclear war works fine for them. Even if there isn't one.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 12:07 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 16, 2018 11:54 AM (PFy0L)
You'd get AIDS off the toilet seat. Don't do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 12:07 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 12:07 PM (y8Foj)
They all try it. They all fail. Remember in 2004 when British newspapers called for a letter writing campaign to Americans to get US citizens to not vote for Bush?
The USA does it too, sometimes blatantly. Its always wrong and always should be condemned in no uncertain terms. If the US is going to lead the way in democracy as it has for over two centuries, it has to avoid interference while condemning it happening.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 12:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:07 PM (y3aQB)
I submit that the Republic of Mexico has done more to DIRECTLY "interfere" in US elections than any mischief by the Russians.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at July 16, 2018 12:04 PM (W+kMI)
Actually, the biggest meddler in the last election, would be Ex British Spies, working for Fusion GPS.
Why are they not being prosecuted? That is clearly a conspiracy!
Posted by: Don Q at July 16, 2018 12:08 PM (NgKpN)
Anderson Pooper losing his shit
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:09 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 12:09 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:06 PM (10vO4)
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The tyrant V. Putin knows better than to advocate the kind of freedom and wealth destroying ideas so loved by the American Left.
He once had the job of bolstering and protecting the system they so desire. He knows the end result of their policies.
This tyrant is Thomas Jefferson, compared to Avery Edison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 12:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 12:05 PM (ptqGC)
I would not put that past PDT.
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:09 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 16, 2018 12:09 PM (LM762)
But isn't that slavery?"
no silly, she has the right to the money, which America has stolen from other nations. Money is redistributed to the entitled (don't call it welfare please) from the thieves. People that work in factories only serve the thieves (The Man), so it is better to just take the redistributed money, than to work for a paycheck.
simple ... a ton of simple.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2018 12:09 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2018 12:10 PM (u9jXd)
CNN anchor Anderson Cooper weighs in on the network just now: "You have
been watching perhaps one of the most disgraceful performances by an
American president."
Anderson Pooper losing his shit
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:09 PM (y3aQB)
Eh? What is with these dolts?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 12:10 PM (a0IVu)
Right now, the media are probably hunting down Republicans to get them on record to denounce this thing or that thing that Trump said or didn't say.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 12:10 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 16, 2018 12:02 PM (PFy0L)
No, there isn't.
If I were Trump's press secretary, on Day 1 I would have yanked every one of the bastards' passes. Permanently.
On Day 2 I would have given orders to have the press room fumigated, deloused and torn apart to return it back to the pool JFK used to frolic in with Fiddle and Faddle.
On Day 3 I would resign.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 16, 2018 12:10 PM (kqsXK)
I agree. Putin is a scumbag mob boss in charge of a world power who assassinates people around the world and in his own country with total immunity to response, blatantly evil. He directed his country to meddle with the US, not to elect one or the other person, but to cause chaos and weaken the USA. He's an evil piece of crap.
But he's no real danger to US democracy. Activist judges definitely are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 12:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 16, 2018 12:10 PM (BVthB)
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 12:10 PM (lKs2v)
Agreed--that said I have no problem with the U.S. engineering the overthrow of dictators that threaten our national interests. No reason to respect the sham elections in a place like Turkey.
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:10 PM (IRAs3)
"Your nation has a celebrated history of political incarceration--the Russian 'gulag' system is legendary. Accordingly, I look forward to your assistance and advice in TrumpCamp construction, population, and administration."
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 16, 2018 12:11 PM (euqQD)
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:12 PM (IRAs3)
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 12:12 PM (Bdeb0)
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Hannity, Ingraham & TuCa are great but rest are meh at best
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:12 PM (y3aQB)
simple ... a ton of simple.
Posted by: illiniwek
THIS is what a nonrotating singularity of stupid looks like. Take notes, y'all.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 16, 2018 12:12 PM (AM1GF)
Oh, please, Anderson, just search YouTube for "Every Country is America's Closest Ally" - and take note that it was only a few years into Obama's presidency.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 12:12 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 16, 2018 12:12 PM (r9UYA)
He then said that money was repatriated back to the US and 400 million was given to Clinton campaign
(Sorry not exact)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:12 PM (y3aQB)
Obama is not going to quit power. Listen to Brennan threating President Trump. It's wide open sedition.
Civil war seems more not less likely now. Interesting times indeed.
Posted by: d9 at July 16, 2018 12:13 PM (WX+x0)
STAND DOWN!
Posted by: Dear leader at July 16, 2018 12:13 PM (tqyrn)
Mine is no bargain.
Posted by: DaveA at July 16, 2018 12:13 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 12:12 PM (Bdeb0)
If nobody from CNN is served Polonium Tea, it was a missed opportunity.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 12:13 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 12:13 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 12:13 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 16, 2018 12:10 PM (BVthB)
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Fixed it for ya
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:13 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 16, 2018 12:11 PM (euqQD)
It looks all ucked up.
Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist at July 16, 2018 12:14 PM (ULoJS)
been watching perhaps one of the most disgraceful performances by an
American president."
Anderson Pooper losing his shit
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:09 PM (y3aQB)
They'll get more Trump good and hard.
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:14 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk
No, because if we did, I would not have to press 1 for English when calling a government agency.
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 16, 2018 12:15 PM (gC288)
Hannity, Ingraham TuCa are great but rest are meh at best
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:12 PM (y3aQB)
I like Howard Kurtz's show. He has Mollie Hemingway on just about every week
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:15 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:15 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:12 PM (y3aQB)
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Agreed. But while I like Ingraham, she is weak. She caved in to the little bastard David Hogg.
If you let that sallow, weedy little soi-boi shove you around, you lack the constitution for this fight.
It means you're the kind of conservative who got us into this awful mess in the first place.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 12:15 PM (AzW6q)
I agree, where its not a democracy at all, I have no problem with US interference. Iran, for instance. We have kind of a duty to try to help the people of these nations and protect ourselves by ousting these scum, as long as its not involving American blood.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 16, 2018 12:15 PM (bzfnL)
been watching perhaps one of the most disgraceful performances by an
American president."
He's just mad because he missed out on the gift bags with free lube that all the pool reporters got.
Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist at July 16, 2018 12:16 PM (ULoJS)
Cut one of the chicks at 7 and 11 and give Bongino his own show.
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:16 PM (IRAs3)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 16, 2018 12:17 PM (BVthB)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:17 PM (VpIIl)
has the right to the labor of others.
But isn't that slavery?"
Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:25 AM
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No, slavery is them having to clean their room.
Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2018 12:17 PM (Mymqt)
Question to Putin: Did pres Trump talk to you about Crimea annexation
and two, does the Russian gov't. have any compromising information on
Pres. Trump or his family?
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 11:54 AM (Enq6K)
I would have loved for Vlad to wink and say "mayyybeee...." just to watch the implosion of the left.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2018 12:17 PM (8D42x)
Sean Hannity is not competent to run the gruel-line in TrumpCamp 47-A.
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 12:17 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 12:17 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 12:17 PM (AllCR)
Agreed. But while I like Ingraham, she is weak. She caved in to the little bastard David Hogg.
Her audience is growing and his fifteen minutes is up.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:18 PM (10vO4)
They fucking just took the LE and IC communities word that the Russians interfered in the election, rubber stamped it and vomited forth a bullshit report that is now being used to claim that Russian meddling is and indisputable fact.
I read the two IC cmmunity reports, I've looked at the CSV supporting documents.
They are absolutely worthless and are nothing but IP salad of pointers to routers, root servers.
All of that shit can and has been spoofed by our IC.
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 12:18 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 12:18 PM (39g3+)
No, we have a duty to act in our national interests.
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:18 PM (IRAs3)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 12:18 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:18 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2018 12:18 PM (oVJmc)
We'll, that's what CNN believes
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 16, 2018 12:18 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist at July 16, 2018 12:16 PM (ULoJS)
Please. This was a Putin event.
The only thing Mincing Homo-men like Andy Pooper get is The Bullet.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 12:19 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 16, 2018 12:15 PM (bzfnL)
FBN is also....not so surprising though with Cavuto. I'm sure Charlie will be on soon to tell us "my sources agree..."Trump looked weak."
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 12:19 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 12:19 PM (CSNuj)
Cut one of the chicks at 7 and 11 and give Bongino his own show.
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:16 PM (IRAs3)
LEAVE SHANNON BREAM ALONE!!
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:19 PM (10vO4)
Putin mentioned how Bill Browder and associates scammed billions from Russian businesses and never paid any taxes there or here
He then said that money was repatriated back to the US and 400 million was given to Clinton campaign
(Sorry not exact)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:12 PM (y3aQB)
That was epic. I think Putins offer of a trade was generous. Let him interrogate Mueller, his henchmen and all his sources for this collusion bullshit. Put it on pay tv. I'd watch it.
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:20 PM (Zmczq)
Not nearly on the same scale as American intelligence officers meddled in the election, but still.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 16, 2018 12:20 PM (Ndje9)
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I have difficulty listening to/watching Hannity. Can't stand his personality or his weird shtick. I find the Trump bootlicking distasteful. But he's one of ours, he fights, he never backs down, and I don't think he's incompetent, either.
We need more like Sean.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 12:20 PM (AzW6q)
Isn't that disgraceful!?!........wait.....shit.....brb.
Posted by: MFM at July 16, 2018 12:20 PM (tqyrn)
been watching perhaps one of the most disgraceful performances by an
American president."
Then it must have been spectacularly good. I can't wait to see it.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 16, 2018 12:20 PM (H8QX8)
I'm sure Charlie will be on soon to tell us "my sources agree..."Trump
looked weak."
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2018 12:19 PM (Enq6K)
Cavuto tends to be that way w/Trump. I'll wait to hear what Charles and Lou have to say.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 12:21 PM (a0IVu)
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Ya, Trump would have looked much stronger if he had clicked his heels and bowed like a good authoritarian Prussian Officer would do when meeting a head of state.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 12:21 PM (roQNm)
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I agree he has a room Temperature IQ, But he does have on Sara Carter & John Solomon
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:21 PM (y3aQB)
He's a good interviewer, but otherwise terrible.
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:21 PM (IRAs3)
OK. On second thought, he can run the gruel-line at TrumpCamp 47-A. With hairnet.
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 12:21 PM (Bdeb0)
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Ya, Trump would have looked much stronger if he had clicked his heels and bowed like a good authoritarian Prussian Officer would do when meeting a head of state.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 12:21 PM (roQNm)
He should have given Putin a button with an incorrectly translated Russian word on it.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 12:22 PM (lKs2v)
Heh. Hold my cigar.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 16, 2018 12:22 PM (CSNuj)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:15 PM (VpIIl)
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: tenured academics at July 16, 2018 12:22 PM (JQveK)
Dog shit means the dog is regular, a good sign. Take it back K. the dog is pissed.
Posted by: d9 at July 16, 2018 12:22 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at July 16, 2018 12:22 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:23 PM (J5VKV)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 16, 2018 12:23 PM (GV6hq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 12:23 PM (CSNuj)
They'd prefer "Tell Vlad I'll be more flexible after the election" from President Bows a Lot?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 12:23 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 12:21 PM (Bdeb0)
He has 48 hours to become fluent in Russian. The clock starts... 47 hours and 59 minutes ago.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 12:23 PM (UnA8+)
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Damn right!
Posted by: Tom Steyer at July 16, 2018 12:23 PM (m23bc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2018 12:24 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:24 PM (J5VKV)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 16, 2018 12:24 PM (FLiOE)
Anderson Cooper ought to stop being sodomized. It's affecting his brain
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:17 PM (VpIIl)
Shut your whore mouth!
Posted by: Shep! at July 16, 2018 12:24 PM (Zmczq)
Mr Browder made 1.4 Billion in Russia tax free and gave 400 million to Clinton's Campaign
BOOM
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Better Translation
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:25 PM (y3aQB)
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sounds legit and certainly not a pre-scripted attack.
/sarc
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 16, 2018 12:25 PM (GV6hq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 12:23 PM (AllCR)
To be fair, it took months of training to get that bow right. It was three weeks before he learned to suppress his immediate impulse to curtsy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 12:25 PM (CSNuj)
He has 48 hours to become fluent in Russian. The clock starts... 47 hours and 59 minutes ago.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 12:23 PM (UnA8+)
"Let not your heart be troubled" (spoons glop of gruel in wooden bowl). "Let not your heart be troubled" (spoons glop...
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 12:25 PM (Bdeb0)
store pay for his food with EBT, then he got into a late model
Cadillac and drove off.
Posted by: josephistan at July 16, 2018
*
*
Time to revive that 1960s record "Welfare Cadillac."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2018 12:25 PM (yrE3y)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 16, 2018 12:25 PM (n+6mJ)
Of course May could have shut down that balloon easily, the same as she would have shut down a balloon critical of Islam, but she chose not to. The next time Trump gives a speech, he should have caricature balloons pointing out the infantile problems with subhuman feral pigs like Waters, Ellison, Obama, Schumer, etc.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 12:25 PM (/qEW2)
Mine is no bargain.
Posted by: DaveA at July 16, 2018 12:13 PM (FhXTo)
is that youo sen warren?
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2018 12:25 PM (8D42x)
And by talk I mean men in white coats with a straitjacket.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2018 12:26 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: GayTransgenderBisexualAdvarksAuntieFa at July 16, 2018 12:26 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 16, 2018 12:26 PM (r9UYA)
CNN anchor Anderson Cooper weighs in on the network just now: "You
have been watching perhaps one of the most disgraceful performances by
an American president."
Heh. Hold my cigar.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 16, 2018 12:22 PM (CSNuj)
*sticks cigar up Coopers ass*
Posted by: Shep! at July 16, 2018 12:26 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 12:26 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 11:47 AM (roQNm)
But, they are not succeeding. This is where the left shows their utter stupidity. If someone is intelligent and is trying to achieve a specific result, when they fail they learn from their mistake. And, being intelligent, they actually measure the degree of success or failure. The left doesn't even bother to evaluate the outcome of their action. Because they mean well. Because they know they will fail. And because they have no need to view the results since they are already on to their next destructive cause.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2018 12:26 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 12:26 PM (LiyEm)
The media questions didn't help, but he needs to engage those idiots less.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:27 PM (J5VKV)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2018 12:27 PM (PvFoN)
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This. He's one of the only people on the American Right who isn't a duplicitous, raging pussy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 12:27 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 12:18 PM (39g3+)
And back in the good old days, those "alt weekly" rags ran classified ads from hookers and massage parlors, but they don't even give you that any more. What a rip.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 12:27 PM (JQveK)
"You have been watching perhaps one of the most disgraceful performances by an American president."
Finally!!
Posted by: James Buchanan at July 16, 2018 12:27 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2018 12:27 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 12:27 PM (CSNuj)
Roger Waters should sue the Left for copyright infringement. Then again, he's even more nuts than they are.
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:28 PM (v6UKb)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:28 PM (J5VKV)
Nope, ain't happening, and it shouldn't. We played that game before. So Assad wins, what does he win? Leadership of a shattered, broken country full of hate that'll probably take 100 years of work just to get its economy back to 1970 levels. Congratulations, what a prize.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2018 12:28 PM (k1TUh)
Donald Trump's press performance in Helsinki rises to and exceeds the threshold of 'high crimes and misdemeanors. It was nothing short of treasonous. Not only were Trump's comments imbecilic, he is wholly in the pocket of Putin. Republican Patriots: Where are you???
*sigh*
Don't go away mad, Brennan, just GO AWAY!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 12:28 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 16, 2018 12:28 PM (suO/a)
I too find it hard to watch Hannity. But without his early and
unflagging support, Hillary might have won. He was that influential
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 16, 2018 12:25 PM (n+6mJ)
Hes a pompous Dbag who cums all over himself. But hes like a nail gun with the talking points.
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:28 PM (Zmczq)
Why did Trump meet 1 on 1 with Putin? What might he be hiding from Bolton, Pompeo, Kelly & the American public? How will Putin use whatever Trump could be hiding to advantage Russia & hurt America? Trumps total lack of credibility renders spurious whatever explanation he gives.
8:15 AM - Jul 16, 22018
Posted by: Cheri at July 16, 2018 12:29 PM (oiNtH)
Yeah, he's dogged, but just not that bright. His memorized and recited lists and litanies get extremely tiresome.
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:29 PM (v6UKb)
"You have been watching perhaps one of the most disgraceful performances by an American president."
The others were BigEars Barry Cabana boy bowing and groveling to every world leader he ever met.
Posted by: GayTransgenderBisexualAdvarksAuntieFa at July 16, 2018 12:29 PM (37IEG)
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I'm fond of Kurtz and he really tries to get differing views out there. As far as the FBN side, Dobbs and Bartiromo are so good that nothing else even comes close. Watching Dobbs come to support the westerners, after thinking they were out of line, was a thing of beauty. Bartiromo doesn't give passes to anyone she interviews and even makes people she enjoys uncomfortable.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 16, 2018 12:29 PM (MIKMs)
***Mattis*** would never let that happen, not that this would ever occur to them.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 12:29 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:30 PM (v6UKb)
Posted by: JAS at July 16, 2018 12:30 PM (3HNOQ)
Donald Trump's press performance in Helsinki rises to and exceeds the threshold of 'high crimes and misdemeanors. It was nothing short of treasonous. Not only were Trump's comments imbecilic, he is wholly in the pocket of Putin. Republican Patriots: Where are you???
*sigh*
Don't go away mad, Brennan, just GO AWAY!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 12:28 PM (W+vEI)
Translation: Why are the cucks not cucking so you can go back to losing!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2018 12:30 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 16, 2018 12:30 PM (GV6hq)
Posted by: John Brennan, Lunatic at July 16, 2018 12:30 PM (CSNuj)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Pete in TX at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: MAGA at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (Kws5b)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (J5VKV)
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Cheri at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (PvFoN)
This calls for a fish pun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 12:32 PM (CSNuj)
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:32 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: MAGA at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (Kws5b)
TENDIES
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 12:32 PM (UnA8+)
'bated', an abbreviation of abated.
The other form always calls up unpleasant images.
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:32 PM (v6UKb)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (J5VKV)
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Brennan's ever-more-obvious, growing, public lunacy leads me to believe he his frightened crazy by something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 12:32 PM (AzW6q)
hint: trump always blows smoke up people's asses. it's his thing. He'll tell you you're a great guy as he's JDAMing your spec op troops in syria.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 16, 2018 12:32 PM (GV6hq)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:32 PM (J5VKV)
The befuddled Trish Regan in a tight sweater is the only redeeming quality FOX has going for them.
Mmmm, Trish Regan...
BRB
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (HaL55)
Geez. Brennan is a kook. That's the guy Obama picked to run the CIA? He's a mental case.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (J5VKV)'
But it's okay, he LOOKS like what he is. Truth in advertising.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: wth at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Pete in TX at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (2RBkF)
Avery isn't a "she". It's a tranny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 12:32 PM (CSNuj)
Sure to be a sinker, i'll be bound.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 16, 2018 12:22 PM (CSNuj)
*sticks cigar up Coopers ass*
Posted by: Shep! at July 16, 2018 12:26 PM (Zmczq)
"The president slid the Cuban Montecristo No.2 into my anus with a surprising gentleness, bordering on the sensation of a well lubricated 10 year old boy's penis. Oh, be still my heart! Bill was so much more romantic than Hillary, who slammed a splinter filled pine two by four into my colon and made me say 'Thank you, m'am! May I have another?' Cruel, but in actuality, quite erotically fulfilling."--Anderson Cooper speaking on the personality differences between the Clintons.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (LiyEm)
Once again, I thank Heaven for the stupidity of the left and their performance at the Al Smith dinner. It opened Trump's eyes to see longtime acquaintances spewing venom. He had become the Other. he's smart enough to remember, and he's not the whore to play along.
Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (v6UKb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 12:34 PM (CSNuj)
And her décolletage at that 2016 Press Club dinner was...inviting.
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 12:34 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 16, 2018 12:15 PM
I thought Trump sounded ( heard on car radio ) very relaxed and presidential.
I thoroughly enjoyed the digs at the various missing servers and the Awan crew. Which is probably the part that CNN hated.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 16, 2018 12:35 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:35 PM (J5VKV)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 12:35 PM (roQNm)
And...so?
What exactly would that look like?
Probably like it did before 2011.
In other words, a return to Assad in control. The Russians some time ago actually said the future of Syria wouldn't include Assad, but I'm not sure that is still in play.
The war is grinding down and Assad is reasserting control.
Even if it isn't Assad, it'll be someone amendable to the Russians. They've had a treaty with them for years and years and they're not about to lose access to that port.
I said some time ago that Assad is the best option out of any available. By far. The insurgents are whackos.
Assad whiffed the whole thing by not cracking down immediately, a mistake his father never made. The successor was supposed to be another son but he died in a car accident so the optometrist got the job. He's actually not that effective of a leader. The region could do a lot worse (and has in other places).
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2018 12:35 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 12:35 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Huck Folly wood, coffee consumerist at July 16, 2018 12:35 PM (ULoJS)
Remember babes, there's nothing moral about work
Yeah, I'll try to remember that. "Babe."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 12:34 PM (CSNuj)
Obviously not anything moral about her parents either if that's how she was raised.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 12:35 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2018 12:36 PM (CSNuj)
Not nearly on the same scale as American intelligence officers meddled in the election, but still.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 16, 2018 12:20 PM (Ndje9)
This is the nub of every problem. Trump KNOWS the Russians meddled in the election, but he hates coming right out and saying it because he feels that the media intentionally conflate "meddling" with "handing the election to Trump." He hates that they do this and that's why whenever he's given the chance, he touts his brilliant campaign. He grasps that the meddling or collusion charge TAINTS his victory---and that is the intent.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 12:36 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Boone at July 16, 2018 12:36 PM (yd3CA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2018 12:36 PM (k1TUh)
Here is the thing though. You have the ability to start your own podcast or vidcast and publish it to the web.
Come on now and show Sean how it's done!!!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Your not so friendly neighborhood Tyrant at July 16, 2018 12:36 PM (V8bv6)
He said American President.
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2018 12:37 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 12:35 PM (jjaLl)
Should be interesting when they get home only to find that Putin has already REMOVEd their entire families.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 12:37 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2018 12:05 PM (lKs2v)
Thanks. I take things at face value less and less often these days.
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2018 12:37 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2018 12:37 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (AllCR)
That traitorous muzzie wanna-be should be in prison.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 12:37 PM (ptqGC)
But it's okay, he LOOKS like what he is. Truth in advertising.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (37IEG)
If a movie producer set out to find a guy to play an evil CIA diretor he'd be hard pressed to find somebody who looks the part better than Brennan
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:37 PM (10vO4)
my anus with a surprising gentleness, bordering on the sensation of a
well lubricated 10 year old boy's penis. Oh, be still my heart! Bill was
so much more romantic than Hillary, who slammed a splinter filled pine
two by four into my colon and made me say 'Thank you, m'am! May I have
another?' Cruel, but in actuality, quite erotically
fulfilling."--Anderson Cooper speaking on the personality differences
between the Clintons.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2018 12:33 PM (9BLnV)
Gees AWM!.....and yet i cant stop laughing.
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:37 PM (Zmczq)
The others were BigEars Barry Cabana boy bowing and groveling to every world leader he ever met.
Posted by: GayTransgenderBisexualAdvarksAuntieFa at July 16, 2018 12:29 PM (37IEG)
Correction. The others were BigEars Barry Cabana boy blowing and swallowing every world leader he ever met. There. Corrected it for you.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2018 12:38 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:38 PM (v6UKb)
He'd still be BFFs with Kathy Griffin if CNN would let him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 12:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:37 PM (10vO4)
This is truth.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2018 12:39 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (J5VKV)
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See Dick Strzok
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:39 PM (y3aQB)
Pencil.
Posted by: wth at July 16, 2018 12:39 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:35 PM (J5VKV)
Dems are very good at this. See also: Mrs. Woodrow Wilson, the First Female President of the United States
Posted by: Antisocialist at July 16, 2018 12:39 PM (nC2GZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2018 12:39 PM (S2NMV)
Here is the thing though. You have the ability to start your own podcast or vidcast and publish it to the web.Come on now and show Sean how it's done!!! Posted by: Tim in Illinois Your not so friendly neighborhood Tyrant at July 16, 2018 12:36 PM (V8bv6)
The prohibition against Hannity running the gruel-line had been lifted prior to your post. Let not your heart be troubled. You are a great American.
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 12:39 PM (Bdeb0)
And he knows that's why Obama didn't say or do anything about it before the election--so as not to taint Hillary's assumed victory.
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:39 PM (v6UKb)
And...so?
What exactly would that look like?
Probably like it did before 2011.
In other words, a return to Assad in control. The Russians some time ago actually said the future of Syria wouldn't include Assad, but I'm not sure that is still in play.
Assad is a reformer!
Posted by: Hillary (hic) Clinton at July 16, 2018 12:40 PM (tqyrn)
If anyone 'meddled' in the US election, it was that FBI guy Comey who went on national TV and chronicled all of Hillary's felonies while Secretary of State, and then said that no reasonable prosecutor would press charges. That torpedoed her election right there.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 12:40 PM (roQNm)
After the incidents at restaurants and such with Trump supporters being thrown out, hounded, assaulted, etc, like a good 'ron the first thing I did was go out and order a red MAGA hat to wear around to show I'd learned my lesson.
After wearing it about town for three days in East Tennessee, I happy to report that the only thing I've had said to me is "I like your hat".
I know Trump is popular in Tennessee, but I get the sense that he may be more popular overall than the media lets on.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 12:40 PM (C+q9J)
Our IC and LE communities have stated unequivocally and unreservedly that Russia interfered in our elections, the political class, ie the Democrats and the GOP have bought into this assessment, the President has not, and in this press conference he has for all intents and purposes gone against his IC and LE and taken the word of the Soviet President.
That is a crisis that has to be resolved.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 12:40 PM (UfMVm)
Submitted for your consideration: Lee Van Cleef.
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 12:41 PM (Bdeb0)
The words, some of them, they are too close together...
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2018 12:41 PM (xSo9G)
If a movie producer set out to find a guy to play an evil CIA diretor
he'd be hard pressed to find somebody who looks the part better than
Brennan
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:37 PM (10vO4)
This is truth.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz
Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2018 12:39 PM (hLRSq)
Yeah, but I also see a base stupidity in his face and when I've heard him speak. His twitter account can tweet all the 3 dollar words in thew world, but that isn't him writing them.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 12:41 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: ejochs at July 16, 2018 12:41 PM (3+0tg)
If a movie producer set out to find a guy to play an evil CIA diretor
he'd be hard pressed to find somebody who looks the part better than
Brennan
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:37 PM (10vO4)
This is truth.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz
Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2018 12:39 PM (hLRSq)
You know that's how he got the job right?"What did you think of that last interview?"
"Brennan? OMG! How can we NOT hire him. I don't care if he IS a weasel cage cleaner at the New York zoo! Look at him! He's perfect!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 12:41 PM (37IEG)
Assad whiffed the whole thing by not cracking down immediately, a mistake his father never made.
/-//-////
It didn't help the good old USA was supplying weapons en mass to the terrorist groups, oops, I mean rebels.
Posted by: MAGA at July 16, 2018 12:42 PM (Kws5b)
Is it wrong to have wished that PDT would present Putin with a huge giant "Reset Button" with a sign on it in Russian that translates to "Deliberately Misspelled Russian word for "Reset?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 16, 2018 12:42 PM (HaL55)
Sure he is. He'll be standing right next to Ben Shapiro in a hairnet.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 12:42 PM (JQveK)
Posted by: Ripley at July 16, 2018 12:42 PM (MxEKc)
Like Hillary (allegedly) said after Trump won "We're all going to jail". It is clear it is those grifters and traitors that SHOULD be freaking out, as Rosie/Mueller Coup fails.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2018 12:42 PM (bT8Z4)
It should be purchased and flown over the White House on Trump Day.
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 12:42 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: chinese rock at July 16, 2018 12:43 PM (v6UKb)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (J5VKV)
What's even more ironic is Brennan's history of voting for Commie Party candidates.
Posted by: Bert G at July 16, 2018 12:43 PM (uiwCw)
I guess they wanted trump to lower our discourse and punch putin or something. or bow. or present him a misspelled novelty button.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 16, 2018 12:43 PM (GV6hq)
Posted by: Pete in TX at July 16, 2018 12:43 PM (2RBkF)
The Hannity gruel-line embargo was lifted. The hairnet issue has also already been addressed.
Posted by: Zod at July 16, 2018 12:43 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: MAGA at July 16, 2018 12:42 PM (Kws5b)
Good old John McSongbird was more or less personally handing them out to the Jihadi groups.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 12:43 PM (UnA8+)
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Think this is music appropriate for today Iron Maiden -Hallowed Be Thy Name
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:43 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Profiles in Facebook Courage at July 16, 2018 12:44 PM (tqyrn)
HA! Senator-in-waiting Cindy SCOFFS at your puny wishes, peasant!!!! She notes that you probably don't even want her to inherit the corpsicle's Senate Seat. HA, she says to you, how you gonna stop it? and again, she says HA.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2018 12:44 PM (k1TUh)
If anyone 'meddled' in the US election, it was that FBI guy Come
I agree, he did more damage to Hillary than ten thousand crappy Facebook ads by a Russian company. It was absolutely jaw-dropping to watch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 12:44 PM (39g3+)
Geez. Brennan is a kook. That's the guy Obama picked to run the CIA? He's a mental case.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:31 PM (J5VKV)
What's even more ironic is Brennan's history of voting for Commie Party candidates.
Posted by: Bert G at July 16, 2018 12:43 PM (uiwCw)
then there's the whole "Hi! My name's John Brennan, and I'm a Muslim" thing.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 12:44 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:45 PM (VpIIl)
Soviet President, Only Rightful Emperor of the Planet, why split hairs?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2018 12:45 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 16, 2018 12:45 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: rammajamma at July 16, 2018 12:45 PM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 12:32 PM (AzW6q)
He acts like someone waiting for the other shoe to drop and the waiting is driving him bonkers.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2018 12:45 PM (hLRSq)
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Psychological Projection is what Progtards do 24/7/365
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 16, 2018 12:45 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: ejochs at July 16, 2018 12:41 PM (3+0tg)
.............
Undo the diaper so he can crap on the freak show below him.
Posted by: wth at July 16, 2018 12:45 PM (HgMAr)
starts about 2:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAXzzHM8zLw
Posted by: timactual at July 16, 2018 12:45 PM (sS4nt)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 12:45 PM (a0IVu)
344
CNN anchor Anderson Cooper weighs in on the network just now: "You
have been watching perhaps one of the most disgraceful performances by
an American president."
Heh. Hold my cigar.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 16, 2018 12:22 PM (CSNuj)
*sticks cigar up Coopers ass*
Posted by: Shep! at July 16, 2018 12:26 PM (Zmczq)
Hey Andy Vanderbilt, come watch me take a dump.
Posted by: Zombie Shit for Brain Johnsons at July 16, 2018 12:46 PM (ymnmz)
Does anyone else think the Trump balloon is kind of badass.
Posted by: ejochs at July 16, 2018 12:41 PM (3+0tg)
PDT should make up balloon caricatures of the press and attach them to their seats in the press room. Then take his balloon and put a big dick on it and fly that at the front of the room.
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:46 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 12:46 PM (fA1SL)
Brennan just does that to establish his street cred and bona fides with the leftist activists. It helps him infiltrate and gather intelligence. It'sa cover story.
/
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 12:46 PM (roQNm)
Big deal. Syria is a pile of sand and rubble.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2018 12:46 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: willow at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: wth at July 16, 2018 12:45 PM (HgMAr)
Wait, this ain't San Francisco!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (JQveK)
There are your betters folks.
Liberals are nuts.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 12:32 PM (AzW6q)
He acts like someone waiting for the other shoe to drop and the waiting is driving him bonkers.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2018 12:45 PM (hLRSq)
I understand. But wouldn't someone that fearful of being found out just shut the fuck up and keep a low profile?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (y8Foj)
Does anyone else think the Trump balloon is kind of badass.
Posted by: ejochs at July 16, 2018 12:41 PM (3+0tg)
.............
Undo the diaper so he can crap on the freak show below him.
Posted by: wth at July 16, 2018 12:45 PM (HgMAr)
All that balloon and no fart noises?!!
Posted by: Zucker Brothers at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (a0IVu)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ypll25
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (P/aDH)
You have to remember that the left views the military, law enforcement, and intelligence departments the same way we view the UN. Remember how Bolton was a great pick because he has nothing but contempt for the UN? Yeah.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (39g3+)
I'm going to market a talking Trump Baby that says all sorts of offensive things when you squeeze it's hand.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (10vO4)
Putin is going to give Trump an annotated copy of Hillary Clinton's "How to Graft a Fortune Out of Government" e-mails, and everybody and their brother in the Obama Administration and the Media are going to be in it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Kreplach
Cause that's what happens during secret meeting on an airport tarmac.
And mobsters exchanged pictures of THEIR grand children at that certain Italian eatery.
Posted by: Profiles in Facebook Courage at July 16, 2018 12:48 PM (tqyrn)
The pathetic thing is that he's actually accusing Trump of doing his job, part of which is meeting with Foreign Leaders and conducting foreign policy. At least according that dusty 2 centruy + old rag we still call the Constitution.
You know who doesn't get to conduct foreign policy? Disgraced and unemployed former officials who's boss lost the election.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2018 12:48 PM (k1TUh)
who knew!
Posted by: willow at July 16, 2018 12:48 PM (dPd5y)
I guess because.. we should all know food, shelter, health care ,
electricity magically appear out of no where.. Now that's believing in
a truly mystical G-d
Posted by: willow at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (dPd5y)
You forgot the arugula and imported sparkling water!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 12:49 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: mindful webworker - bitter latte than nerver at July 16, 2018 12:49 PM (U/u2R)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2018 12:49 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ejochs at July 16, 2018 12:41 PM (3+0tg)
PDT should make up balloon caricatures of the press and attach them to their seats in the press room. Then take his balloon and put a big dick on it and fly that at the front of the room.
.....
Or put it next to a one of those Dancing Guy windsocks with Hillary's face on it and position it in such a way that it appears she is genuflecting to it over and over.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 12:49 PM (C+q9J)
Posted by: willow at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (dPd5y)
Not God, willow.
Government.
The far left believes Government makes food, shelter, health care, etc. appear magically from nothing. Creation ex nihilo, as it were.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 12:49 PM (JQveK)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (a0IVu)
Which is why Trump wants better relations with Russia
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 12:49 PM (y8Foj)
I have not heard one media organization discuss that at all.
Why- it's like they are deliberately ignoring it or something...
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:50 PM (VpIIl)
Does anyone else think the Trump balloon is kind of badass.
Posted by: ejochs at July 16, 2018 12:41 PM (3+0tg)
I think he should get one to float over Trump rallies
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:50 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (y8Foj)
A person still in the full grip of his sanity, yes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2018 12:50 PM (hLRSq)
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Does anyone else think the Trump balloon is kind of badass.
Posted by: ejochs at July 16, 2018 12:41 PM (3+0tg)
PDT
should make up balloon caricatures of the press and attach them to their
seats in the press room. Then take his balloon and put a big dick on it
and fly that at the front of the room.
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:46 PM (Zmczq)
I'd fasten a big sharp needle to it and then pop all the press' balloons. Big needle because "bigly" and also because they think PDT is a big prick.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 16, 2018 12:51 PM (jxbfJ)
Love that She Guevara meme, "Have you accepted the State as your Lord and Savior?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2018 12:51 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2018 12:51 PM (5J07A)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 12:49 PM (y8Foj)
Yup, because the Europeans will never stand up to China. It would just be SK, and Japan. Might as well try to recruit Russia.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 16, 2018 12:51 PM (a0IVu)
Trump as a baby.
Trump in elementary school.
Trump in high school.
Trump in college.
Trump as a real estate mogul.
Trump on the gold course.
Trump as the President of the United States of America.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 12:51 PM (JJZzu)
I have not heard one media organization discuss that at all.
Why- it's like they are deliberately ignoring it or something...
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:50 PM (VpIIl)
I loved how Trump mentioned not only that, but the Anwan's too. That story has to be kept alive.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 12:51 PM (jjaLl)
Where is that DNC server- by the way? Why won't Democrats produce it?
I have not heard one media organization discuss that at all.
Why- it's like they are deliberately ignoring it or something...
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:50 PM (VpIIl)
Doesn't matter by now - assuming it's not crushed, mag wiped, drilled and set fire to, by now it's been wiped with several cloths, several thousand times.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: willow at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (C+q9J)
I don't see why anyone is worried about Trump meeting Putin.
It's the intelligence agents in Trump's entourage who will be meeting with Putin's intelligence agents in the Russian entourage who will be doing vodka shots in an attempt to get the other guys drunk enough to spill state secrets one should be worried about.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (roQNm)
I have not heard one media organization discuss that at all.
Why- it's like they are deliberately ignoring it or something...
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:50 PM (VpIIl)
They are ignoring it--and they hate Trump for not doing the same.
GW Bush would have been a sport and shut up about it...
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (10vO4)
"CNN is fake news."
"I want to grab some pussy"
"Jim Acosta talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded."
"Billy Kristol would make an excellent pool boy."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (JQveK)
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (4HMW8)
Which is why Trump wants better relations with Russia
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 12:49 PM (y8Foj)
Russia is a natural ally against China
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: ejochs at July 16, 2018 12:41 PM (3+0tg)
PDT should make up balloon caricatures of the press and attach them to their seats in the press room. Then take his balloon and put a big dick on it and fly that at the front of the room.
.....
Or put it next to a one of those Dancing Guy windsocks with Hillary's face on it and position it in such a way that it appears she is genuflecting to it over and over.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Step #1: make Hillary figure.
Step#2: dress it like she looked on 9/11/2016.
Step#3 set it up in the back of the press room.
step#4: rig it to face plant at random intervals.
Posted by: Profiles in Facebook Courage at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2018 12:53 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: willow at July 16, 2018 12:54 PM (dPd5y)
Trump as a baby.
Trump in elementary school.
Trump in high school.
Trump in college.
Trump as a real estate mogul.
Trump on the gold course.
Trump as the President of the United States of America.
Posted by: bluebell
Barron as heir apparent.
Posted by: Profiles in Facebook Courage at July 16, 2018 12:54 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (10vO4)
And the closed-door meeting that has the media in a tizzy was meant for China's eyes.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 12:54 PM (y8Foj)
Where is that DNC server- by the way? Why won't Democrats produce it?
I have not heard one media organization discuss that at all.
Why- it's like they are deliberately ignoring it or something...
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2018 12:50 PM (VpIIl)
They are ignoring it--and they hate Trump for not doing the same.
GW Bush would have been a sport and shut up about it...
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (y8Foj)
Jeb "please clap" Bush would have too, if that imbecile had lasted longer than the 1st round of primaries.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 16, 2018 12:54 PM (jxbfJ)
Clearly this is proof of Russian Collusion!
We will be presenting this to a hand picked Grand Jury this afternoon.
Posted by: Bahgdad Bob Meuller at July 16, 2018 12:54 PM (NgKpN)
The Telltale Shart?
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2018 12:55 PM (/lkI0)
Just like Beria and Guevara before him.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 16, 2018 12:55 PM (Ndje9)
There is a story over at the dailymail about a Chinook Helicopter rescue
off Mt. Hood. They used a Pinnacle landing technique. Those pilots have
huge balls.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ypll25
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 16, 2018 12:47 PM (P/aDH)
hooooly moleeey Buzzsaw.....Guy was going to commit suicide. Changed his mind and called for help. Gees.
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:55 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 16, 2018 12:55 PM (tgT6k)
Trump as a real estate mogul.
Trump on the gold course.
Trump as the President of the United States of America.
Trump getting a humanitarian award from the NAACP
Trump being adored by Oprah Winfrey on her show
Trump being called "best hope for president of the USA" by the New York Times
That kinda thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 12:56 PM (39g3+)
"CNN is fake news."
"I want to grab some pussy"
"Jim Acosta talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded."
"Billy Kristol would make an excellent pool boy."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (JQveK)
Out of the mouth of babes
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:56 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: wth at July 16, 2018 12:56 PM (HgMAr)
They used to want to emulate Russia, they have tried to make America like Russia .
so what happened?
Besides Hillary has to hide her dealing with them, urianium deals.
Obama could hardly wait to assist Russia just a few mear years ago.
anyway, it is to laugh.
Posted by: willow at July 16, 2018 12:57 PM (dPd5y)
You would think.
Then again, he may well be using twitter con communicate with others from the Obama admin in code, or simply taking advantage of the twitter mob effect: he can send out an unhinged comment on a platform full of unhinged to spread the latest talking point.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2018 12:57 PM (W+vEI)
"I want to grab some pussy"
"Jim Acosta talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded."
"Billy Kristol would make an excellent pool boy."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (JQveK)
"Mika is really low IQ"
"I'm not saying Joe Scarborough's a murderer, but who knows?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (JQveK)
Cabin boy. But great idea!
Posted by: Phoenix Moron at July 16, 2018 12:58 PM (Zmczq)
Will Abigail be around. Just askin.
Posted by: Morons with a visual memory at July 16, 2018 12:58 PM (PbH71)
"Mika is really low IQ""I'm not saying Joe Scarborough's a murderer, but who knows?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
Crazy Maxine is a very low IQ person
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:59 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2018 12:50 PM (hLRSq)
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Yeah. I think his mind popped like an egg in a microwave the very moment the plan failed on the night of November 8, 2016.
I think he was the point-man on a series of the worst crimes in American history, and the knowledge that it was all for nought, and that he may now actually be held responsible for his treason has driven/is driving him mad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 12:59 PM (AzW6q)
I saw your pics in the Gardening Thread of the house wrens you have in a planter... It's so funny, we have the same birds in what we thought was just a decorative "birdhouse" hanging on the porch, but they took it seriously and moved in. They are cute little guys- just don't look them up; according to the experts, they can actually be kind of jerks.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 12:59 PM (jjaLl)
"I want to grab some pussy"
"Jim Acosta talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded."
"Billy Kristol would make an excellent pool boy."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (JQveK)
"Mika is really low IQ"
"I'm not saying Joe Scarborough's a murderer, but who knows?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
"Pocahontas! Pocahontas!"
"That's right, go home to mommy"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2018 12:59 PM (C+q9J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2018 12:56 PM (39g3+)
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Clearly you grasp the concept.
Wouldn't that be great? He needs to hire us as his PR people.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 12:59 PM (JJZzu)
But imagining a middle of the road , mostly non political observer to all this, do you think that people are starting to get the "feeling" that the press and the Dems are pushing this a little too much. Are independent really start to notice how unhinged it all seems?
Anderson Cooper bloviating on the propriety of a guy like Trump. Pretty Boy Millionaire who talks nice on TV.??? There's a guy who does not give a crap about Jane Sixpack.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2018 01:00 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 01:00 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 16, 2018 01:01 PM (rhHLW)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2018 12:59 PM (jjaLl)
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You know what? Mine fledged this weekend! I missed it, though. But, I have to say this - they were much neater and cleaner that the house finches we usually get nesting in our baskets. I'll take the wrens any day.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 01:01 PM (JJZzu)
"I want to grab some pussy"
"Jim Acosta talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded."
"Billy Kristol would make an excellent pool boy."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM (JQveK)
"Mika is really low IQ"
"I'm not saying Joe Scarborough's a murderer, but who knows?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2018 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
"Megyn's bleeding out of her whatever again."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 16, 2018 01:01 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM
I've heard that Russia was at one point so fed up with China over a border skirmish that they were telling the USA they were gonna nuke 'em.
'We' advised against.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 16, 2018 01:02 PM (LOgQ4)
The meeting with Whoa Fat looked like a teenage girl pillow fight compared to this.
I'm not worried about Trump giving anything away to Putin.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2018 01:02 PM (4ErVI)
Let that gutless, treacherous idiot come here, and get a bunch of conservatives to organize a balloon protest against her.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 01:02 PM (/qEW2)
I wish the president would co-opt that balloon idea. I want to see the Life of Trump done in balloons.
Trump as a baby.
Trump in elementary school.
Trump in high school.
Trump in college.
Trump as a real estate mogul.
Trump on the gold course.
Trump as the President of the United States of America.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 12:51 PM (JJZzu)
What about Colossus Trump?
You forgot that one.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2018 01:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 16, 2018 01:02 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher
Get in line bitch. The end is way over there.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2018 01:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 16, 2018 01:01 PM (kqsXK)
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Does Megyn still have a show on NBC? Or is she on the media trash heap yet?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2018 01:03 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Yes
Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2018 01:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: m at July 16, 2018 01:04 PM (CwOPz)
Posted by: illiniwek
__________
Yes, John Brennan is traitor, a communist, and a Muslim (there's a lot of overlap in that Venn Diagram).
Once his various crimes are exposed, however, his unhinged accusations will allow him to claim that he is being targeted for speaking truth to power.
Posted by: Furious George at July 16, 2018 01:04 PM (9vQJW)
But it appears someone in NY said no way this is way too big ...and what could have come out would have buried Hillary, maybe imprisoned her, idk. So Comey/FBI took it, danced around it in the crazy last days with Comey's presser, then buried it ... still buried to this day ... where is it?
Holding back investigation/prosecution of a vast left wing conspiracy saved Hillary, and that little Comey hiccup at the end was downplaying her grand crimes once again.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2018 01:04 PM (bT8Z4)
Bang buddies are great Americans.
In other news, Trump is evil, a booming economy isn't, and we still hate Trump, who is evil.
That'l sell about as well as a slate of Hillary, Bernie, and the idiot who taxed rainwater.
Posted by: Profiles in Facebook Courage at July 16, 2018 01:04 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: 'Mad Max' Maxine Waters at July 16, 2018 01:06 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at July 16, 2018 01:07 PM (O9qtX)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 16, 2018 01:02 PM (/qEW2)
We have too much class.
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2018 01:08 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2018 01:08 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2018 01:09 PM (6eEQ+)
"I want to grab some pussy"
"Jim Acosta talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded."
"Billy Kristol would make an excellent pool boy."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 16, 2018 12:52 PM
"Maxine Waters is low IQ"
"Hillary is a drunk who falls over"
"Pocahontas needs a DNA test"
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 16, 2018 01:09 PM (2NqXo)
Once his various crimes are exposed, however, his unhinged
accusations will allow him to claim that he is being targeted for
speaking truth to power.
Posted by: Furious George
right, that is part of the strategy ... make it look like a "he said/she said" disagreement, just an argument, can't ever know who is right. A sort of "(im)moral equivalence" ... a false equivalence, fabricated with fake evidence by FusionGPS/FBI/DNC/Russia.
Only our liberty and the free world are at stake, so they have all their propagandist lawyers working at the conspiracy/fraud/coup.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2018 01:10 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: TANSTAASFL at July 16, 2018 01:16 PM (Wa5hI)
Fuck you all especiallly Analpundit you fucking fuckheaded fucking dipfucks of fuckery and fail.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 16, 2018 01:27 PM (+dsLj)
Oh, I forgot about the California secessionist movement wanted to open an 'embassy' in Russia.
Whatever happened to that trial balloon?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 16, 2018 02:08 PM (roQNm)
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