Round Up of Strzok's Testimony, and Reactions

Louie Gohmert's questioning, accusing Strzok of lying, and wondering if Strzok also gave the same smirk to his wife as he lied to her.

Trey Gowdy keeps asking Strzok how many subject he had interviewed before he swore to his luvvah that he would get Trump impeached, and Strzok keeps refusing to answer, claiming the FBI has forbidden the answer.

In the second panel I think the FBI gave him the go-ahead to answer, and I think the answer was, as you would guess, "Zero witnesses." Zero witnesses interviewed before deciding impeachment was the end-game.

Strzok refused to answer who he was referring to when he wrote an email about "the dossier" he had received from "Corn and Simpson."

He also wouldn't say whether he had spoken to Nellie Ohr-- who worked for Fusion GPS.

Strzok has already said he repeatedly spoke with Bruce Ohr, whose wife Nellie Ohr was a Fusion GPS operative. Jordan is trying to get him to talk about that flow of information from Hillary Clinton/DNC-funded Fusion, through the Ohrs, to the FBI. He's declining to answer.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) July 12, 2018

Strzok refused to answer whether or not he knew Bruce Ohr's wife, with whom he worked on the investigation, worked for Fusion GPS. This is important because Fusion GPS had to figure out how to funnel the Clinton-funded opposition research to FBI after Steele got canned for lying.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) July 12, 2018

Strzok declared that even asking him about his bias "is just another victory notch in Putin's belt and another milestone in our enemies' campaign to tear American apart."

I wonder if he used that line when his wife asked him where he was last night. "Your questioning my whereabouts last night," I imagine him thundering, "is exactly what Vladimir Putin wants, Traitor."

Here's a half-hour of Democrats attempting to shut the hearings down with one objection and point of order and parliamentary inquiry and motion to MoveOn.org after another, if you can bear it.

"What does Trump support SMELL like?"

Here's a tart exchange in which the arrogant, smirking Peter Strzok, who does not like you questioning his authority, fedsplains that he was not fired from the Mueller probe for bias, but just the appearance of bias.

A Democrat wanted to award Peter Strzok a Purple Heart for braving a barrage of... questions.

Even Wolf Blitzer, who is stupid, and his stupid CNN mouth-breathers pronounced Strzok's texts "so damning" and did not seem reassured by Strzok's preposterous denials of bias.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:27 PM

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1 David Crap Corn and I don't care.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:27 PM (IqV8l)

2 Strozks character was not impugned. It was revealed

Posted by: mrs strok at July 12, 2018 07:28 PM (7PllL)

3 I'll get the corgis and the helicopters.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 12, 2018 07:28 PM (9KY9j)

4 Asking me questions is shaking hands with the devil.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:28 PM (IqV8l)

5 What a piece of shit. The Democrats on the committee, I mean

Posted by: Chipster at July 12, 2018 07:29 PM (ncGtz)

6 How was this sociopath #2 @ the FBI? Why is he still on the payroll?

Posted by: Regular joe at July 12, 2018 07:30 PM (7PllL)

7 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Political Elite Critic ... at July 12, 2018 07:30 PM (AoK0a)

8 I am not here either.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:30 PM (hQDvN)

9 >>>Strzok declared that even asking him about his bias "is just another victory notch in Putin's belt and another milestone in our enemies' campaign to tear American apart."

WTF??

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (q177U)

10 You are obviously a stooge of Ted Healy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (IqV8l)

11 How could the rank and file not know? Either they were in on it or too stupid to carry a badge. Shut it down.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (7PllL)

12 >>I wonder if he used that line when his wife asked him where he was last night

This is a very good point. I imagine he said that her questions and suspicion were tearing the marriage apart.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (LWu6U)

13 This is why I don't understand life. You look at Strozk, you watch his testimony, you want to punch him. You just do.

And yet someone hired him, someone promoted him, and he got to be a regular nabob in our chief federal law enforcement agency.

How does life work? What standards do other people apply?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (fuK7c)

14 Doesn't Putin want Americans not liking each other?

Isn't Strzok by not liking conservatives--really, really, not liking conservatives doing Putin's bidding?

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (vDqXW)

15 Well shucks. I thought perhaps it would be a fashion thread where the 'ettes could comment on Mrs. Trump's lovely wardrobe.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2018 07:32 PM (jm1YL)

16 Putin is really pleased with the Democrat performance today.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 07:32 PM (vDqXW)

17 Announce that the FBI's budget is being cut by 1/3 in response to Strozck's testimony. Maybe he's untouchable, but the rest of his coworkers aren't, and if they don't like what's happening then they need to take actions to address it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 12, 2018 07:32 PM (/3v/C)

18 His head will look nice mounted above a camp bunkhouse.

A gentle reminder of How You Got More Trump ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 12, 2018 07:32 PM (TN1P5)

19 Strzok declared that even asking him about his bias "is just another victory notch in Putin's belt and another milestone in our enemies' campaign to tear American apart."

Project, project, and--when in doubt--project again.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 12, 2018 07:32 PM (NL6wI)

20 If ya lost CNN...

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:32 PM (hQDvN)

21 probably purple heart for covering up a multitude of Dem crimes while he held his position.

and of course doing the same today.

because that's what this all is. the fbis job to keep dems in power and cleaning up the trail of criminal activity

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (dPd5y)

22 Before tuning into the Strozk shitshow, I didnt think my opinon of the fbi could be any lower.

I was wrong.

Posted by: BluesFish at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (LkuX5)

23 Willowed:

George Soros funneling millions of dollars into the transgender movement:

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news
/2016/aug/11/george-soros-the-money-behind-the-transgender-move/

I am so angry right now

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (q177U)

24

Old and busted = Wolf Blitzer

New hotness - FIRE Blitzer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (VM6ev)

25
You know, I've been looking at pictures of Boris Johnson, and I must admit he's got PDT beat in the golden scalp weasel dept.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (8O3HH)

26 If you need another notch in your belt does that mean you are losing weight?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (IqV8l)

27
Purple Heart? More like Tumescent Purple Glans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (VM6ev)

28 Gowdy was funny when he talked about Lisa Page, "You wrote to you...um....(clears throat)....colleague....."

He did this about 3 times. And he'd look at Strzok each time he said 'colleague'.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (Enq6K)

29 wow Blitzer saw some light?

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (dPd5y)

30 Not sure who's the clowniest, Strzok or the break dancing agent ?

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (STPlW)

31 And no...I can't watch democrats acting like democrats for 30 minutes.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (+lOpA)

32 Old and busted = Wolf Blitzer

New hotness - FIRE Blitzer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Sorry, could you repoot that?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (9KY9j)

33 Was the Strzok the guy that met with the then-nobody Harry Reid?

Doesn't that show a bias against Republicans--when Republicans held fuckin' both houses of Congress, and were the actual people in charge?

Is that standard protocol, to go to the partisans that don't control shit?

Didn't Strzok have some dealing with the dossier?

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (vDqXW)

34 Daily Caller w article about Strzok claiming he still had clearance, while Sessions said he was stripped of his security clearance in June interview. So, did Jeff lie or did someone lie to him?

Posted by: Ever at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (OLS0m)

35 How do I smell? What season is it?

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (of+54)

36 26 If you need another notch in your belt does that mean you are losing weight?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (IqV8l)

It depends on what end the notch is needed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (VM6ev)

37 Strzok declared that even asking him about his bias "is just another victory notch in Putin's belt and another milestone in our enemies' campaign to tear American apart."

WTF??
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (q177U)

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So, his real response is basically Eric Stratton's court speech in Animal House, minus the flouncing ability?

I'm thinking he chose.........poorly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (oivx6)

38 Is Strzok still employed by the FBI?

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (LnOh3)

39 If you need another notch in your belt does that mean you are losing weight?

=

it depends, away or toward the buckle ?

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 07:35 PM (bUjCl)

40 George Soros funneling millions of dollars into the transgender movement:

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (q177U)
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It's causing a lot of chaos. Putin must be pleased.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 07:35 PM (vDqXW)

41 You know, I've been looking at pictures of Boris Johnson, and I must admit he's got PDT beat in the golden scalp weasel dept.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (8O3HH)

Second look at Samson?

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2018 07:35 PM (+lOpA)

42 Yes!

Posted by: Regular joe at July 12, 2018 07:35 PM (7PllL)

43 where was that smelly WalMart? cuz DC votes maybe 90% Dem, and Northern Virginia pretty high, say 75%? And the welfare people that go to WalMart ... mostly Democrat in most cities.

I smell a rat.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 12, 2018 07:35 PM (bT8Z4)

44 The Purple Heart comment infuriated me. What an insult to all those who have one.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (hQDvN)

45 Is it true that Jeff Sessions has been seen shopping homes in The Villages?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (r9UYA)

46 31 And no...I can't watch democrats acting like democrats for 30 minutes.
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (+lOpA)

I'd watch 2002 Kirsten Gillibrand at a blow bang

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (of+54)

47 41 You know, I've been looking at pictures of Boris Johnson, and I must admit he's got PDT beat in the golden scalp weasel dept.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (8O3HH)

Second look at Samson?
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2018 07:35 PM (+lOpA)

"I know, right?"

- - Victor Mature

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (VM6ev)

48 Uh-oh. Blitzer will now get "the treatment" at his next restaurant outing.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (mQ0Mc)

49 Is Strzok still employed by the FBI?
Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (LnOh3)
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The FBI has instructed me not to answer questions involving that.

Posted by: Peter Strzoker at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (vDqXW)

50 38
Is Strzok still employed by the FBI?

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (LnOh3)

Is the FBI still American?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (UsCnO)

51 The cherry on top of this shit Sundae is that Strozk has not been fired and has not lost his security clearance.

Sessions has got to go, NOW!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (UfMVm)

52 MAGA GOON SKWADZ now, or we'll have worse to follow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)

53 Didn't General Petraeus get his ass handed to him for leaking "information" to his fuck buddy?

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (8CvhS)

54 34 Daily Caller w article about Strzok claiming he still had clearance, while Sessions said he was stripped of his security clearance in June interview. So, did Jeff lie or did someone lie to him?
Posted by: Ever at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (OLS0m)

-------

My guess is Sessions has been drugged by the CIA. Maybe they poison his water with lead.

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (LnOh3)

55 >> PDT beat in the golden scalp weasel dept.

In Persian, a willow tree translates as "crazy man's hair."

I think Boris is sporting a crazy golden scalp weasel.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (LWu6U)

56 44 The Purple Heart comment infuriated me. What an insult to all those who have one.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (hQDvN)

The one given to my granddad for my KIA uncle is within reach.

I would pay good money for the opportunity to belt Steve Cohen in his whore mouth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (VM6ev)

57 MAGA GOON SKWADZ now, or we'll have worse to follow.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters

Will there be jaunty uniforms?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (9KY9j)

58 These people really think they're above having to answer questions. Remember the arrogance wafting off Lerner when she had to go to Congress.

In other news, Trump denies he ever referred to Teresa May as a "bossy schoolteacher".

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (4ErVI)

59 I was busy working at work today so I didn't see any of this. Sounds like it's just as well.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

60 Just want ongoing HR policies was Strzok not allowed to comment on?

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 07:38 PM (vDqXW)

61 "17 Announce that the FBI's budget is being cut by 1/3 in response to Strozck's testimony. Maybe he's untouchable, but the rest of his coworkers aren't, and if they don't like what's happening then they need to take actions to address it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 12, 2018 07:32 PM (/3v/C)"

This !
If only there were a political party with the nads to actually take action, that is.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 12, 2018 07:38 PM (yN/cP)

62 He's damn right about the smell.

The Capitol absolutely reeked from those filthy tourists!

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 12, 2018 07:38 PM (nILVB)

63 45 Is it true that Jeff Sessions has been seen shopping homes in The Villages?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (r9UYA)

The Village?

Well, he did knock on Prisoner #6's door to ask if the house next door was vacant... for Manafort...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2018 07:38 PM (NgKpN)

64 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 12, 2018 07:32 PM (/3v/C)

Unfortunately Repubs would not cut the FIBs budget by a penny.

Posted by: clutch at July 12, 2018 07:38 PM (kiSdp)

65 Tumescent Purple Glans? Wasn't he in GWAR?

Posted by: adobe juan David Carridine kenobe at July 12, 2018 07:38 PM (qwhIG)

66 40
George Soros funneling millions of dollars into the transgender movement:

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (q177U)

---

It's causing a lot of chaos. Putin must be pleased.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 07:35 PM (vDqXW)

why hasn't this POS Soros been taken out yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 07:38 PM (UsCnO)

67
Is it true that Jeff Sessions has been seen shopping homes in The Villages?
Posted by: Under Fire

He'll fit right in.

Posted by: Number Six at July 12, 2018 07:39 PM (IqV8l)

68 22 years in the fbi.

how much damage .

am I supposed to believe He only hid Hillarys stuff and go after Trump?

why?

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 07:39 PM (dPd5y)

69 What is the purpose of these hearings?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2018 07:39 PM (IDhUW)

70 Which programs in the DoJ are the ones that the left most want to preserve? Tranny civil rights, for instance?

Eliminate the funding for them, prevent any of the lawyers who work for those divisions that will lose all their funding from transferring to some other division or branch of the government, and let that be the DoJ's notice for not faithfully complying with these Congressional requests.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at July 12, 2018 07:39 PM (xxG/v)

71 22 Before tuning into the Strozk shitshow, I didnt think my opinon of the fbi could be any lower.

I was wrong.
Posted by: BluesFish at July 12, 2018 07:33 PM (LkuX5)

I can't imagine ordinary agents just letting this turd do what he did with impunity. At least I hope he gets the Private Pyle treatment with the soap bars in towels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:39 PM (VM6ev)

72 And another thing...

There is absolutely no evidence that Page and Strozk were lovers.

The lovers cover story was concocted to make it look like their obvious collusion and conspiring was mere pillow talk. Pillow talk that was conducted on FBI issue devices no less.

This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 07:39 PM (UfMVm)

73 57. Goon skwadz are issued:
One each:
Hickory mattock handle
Pair sap gloves
Steel-toed boots
Helmet (kevlar) with face mask.
500 pack, 3 ft nylon zipties

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 07:40 PM (fA1SL)

74 Strzok, you feckless c*nt. When you deliberately let a rich, powerful and politically connected woman off the hook for something that any other person with a security clearance you would have prosecuted for mishandling classified material, then turn around and try to overthrow a duly elected president on something as baseless and flimsy as the dossier, you deserve to be thrown under the damn jail.I'm so mad right now that I'm gibbering and not making any sense.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 12, 2018 07:40 PM (gEvQ8)

75 >>69
What is the purpose of these hearings?

Preening for the camera.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 07:40 PM (r9UYA)

76 Today would be a good day to let me wring some necks. I'm in no mood for this foolishness. I'll tell yall about it later.

Posted by: f'd at July 12, 2018 07:40 PM (UdKB7)

77 Melania's looks like a greek goddess in her dress for the English formal dinner.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2018 07:40 PM (kufk0)

78 50 38
Is Strzok still employed by the FBI?

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (LnOh3)

Is the FBI still American?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (UsCnO)

Is the Pope Catholic?

Questions, which were once asked to show how stupid the question was... but now, are actually valid questions...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2018 07:40 PM (NgKpN)

79 My guess is Sessions has been drugged by the CIA. Maybe they poison his water with lead.

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (LnOh3)

Planet fragmented. Divided. Took lesson from Earth history. Most efficient state Earth ever knew.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 12, 2018 07:40 PM (sXefu)

80 I like this Strzok guy, I bet he din doo nuffins, just like ME! Hopefully I'll get to meet him soon.

Posted by: Stan "Tookie" Williams at July 12, 2018 07:41 PM (1bgdu)

81 56
44 The Purple Heart comment infuriated me. What an insult to all those who have one.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (hQDvN)

The one given to my granddad for my KIA uncle is within reach.

I would pay good money for the opportunity to belt Steve Cohen in his whore mouth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (VM6ev)

Can I get a ride with you, and belt him after you do? I can share with gas money.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 07:41 PM (UsCnO)

82 I was busy working at work today so I didn't see any of this. Sounds like it's just as well.
Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

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You missed nothing. It was the usual Congressional inquiry verbal slapfight shitshow.

Much sound and fury that will ultimately yield nothing but campaign sound bytes.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 07:41 PM (oivx6)

83 These 'people' are not normal. Nor are they the sort to be reasoned with. There is only one answer to our dilemna. We all know what it is. GOD. Or perhaps Pinochet.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2018 07:41 PM (zLDYs)

84
I would pay good money for the opportunity to belt Steve Cohen in his whore mouth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

He's still mad that the Congressional Black Caucus wouldn't accept him as a member.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:41 PM (IqV8l)

85 There is absolutely no evidence that Page and Strozk were lovers.

This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats
Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 07:39 PM (UfMVm)
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True. But as long as that is their public story, and you can bend that to the point they want to recant that--you've proven them liars.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 07:41 PM (vDqXW)

86 Obviously, the fibbie rank-and-file don't think this is gonna get anywhere, so they are sticking with what they see as the side that will ultimately win out.

Traitor aholes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (yN/cP)

87 Posted by: Old Blue at July 12, 2018 07:40 PM (gEvQ

I found your book!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (hQDvN)

88 A look back at the cocky wymyns from fall 2015 when Hillary was a shoe in for POTUS.

https://people.com/celebrity/hillary- clintons-birthday-party-attended-by- celebrities-like-amy-schumer/

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (of+54)

89 81
Can I get a ride with you, and belt him after you do? I can share with gas money.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 07:41 PM (UsCnO)

Hop in. Buy me a covefefe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (VM6ev)

90 Today would be a good day to let me wring some necks. I'm in no mood for this foolishness. I'll tell yall about it later.
=====

Today was a weird, shitty day.

New Moon tomorrow. Maybe that has something to do with it....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (nILVB)

91 >> I think Boris is sporting a crazy golden scalp weasel.

Yeah, he does crazy pretty good:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydhqza6p

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (8O3HH)

92 69 What is the purpose of these hearings?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2018 07:39 PM (IDhUW)

That has been rattling around in my head today. Thought it was just me.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (+lOpA)

93 You know, I've been looking at pictures of Boris Johnson, and I must admit he's got PDT beat in the golden scalp weasel dept.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12,

Thanks, publius; I needed a laugh. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (AllCR)

94 ''Melania's looks like a greek goddess in her dress for the English formal dinner.''

Greek goddesses can only wish to look that good.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2018 07:43 PM (jm1YL)

95 Goon skwadz are issued:
One each:
Hickory mattock handle
Pair sap gloves
Steel-toed boots
Helmet (kevlar) with face mask.
500 pack, 3 ft nylon zipties
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters

If I can wear my Zouave pants, I'm in.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 12, 2018 07:43 PM (9KY9j)

96 Piers Morgan is making sense.

I may take to my fainting couch.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 07:43 PM (fuK7c)

97 Planet fragmented. Divided. Took lesson from Earth history. Most efficient state Earth ever knew.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 12, 2018 07:40 PM (sXefu)
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Ha!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 12, 2018 07:44 PM (nILVB)

98 72 Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 07:39 PM (UfMVm)

Interesting theory and I have to say it is entirely plausible, given what we have witnessed the past 18 months to 9 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:44 PM (VM6ev)

99 All Right ... I'll say this one more time.

I've laid off calling this entire process a clusterfuck for the last few weeks ... because so many peeps just want to believe in it so badly.

But ... I'm feeling pissy ...

... the Dems won today. They drug the whole thing out another day ... and they made the process look stupid and confusing and ultimately not worth watching.

This entire notion ... that an investigation and a report is going to end with a bunch of government employees being punished ... is fucking fantasy.

I feel a little shitty just saying that ... I felt the same way telling my kids Santa was bullshit. Luckily - my kids were ahead of some here. They'd already figured out that no miracle was coming down the vent pipe.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 07:44 PM (tHX5V)

100 lanet fragmented. Divided. Took lesson from Earth history. Most efficient state Earth ever knew.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 12, 2018 07:40 PM (sXefu)

Now THIS is comedy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:44 PM (VM6ev)

101 Wonder how many more bitches Strzok had at the FBI ?

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2018 07:44 PM (STPlW)

102 ''Today was a weird, shitty day''

Should get shittier tomorrow. Friday the 13th

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2018 07:45 PM (jm1YL)

103 It's all so very Clintonian.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2018 07:45 PM (SV/HG)

104 I can't imagine ordinary agents just letting this turd do what he did with impunity. At least I hope he gets the Private Pyle treatment with the soap bars in towels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Budgets can get zeroed, performance evaluations can note troubling behavior, etc etc.

The grunts will keep their heads down

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 12, 2018 07:45 PM (2xR5z)

105 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 07:38 PM (UsCnO)

I'd bet G. Soros has layers of armed guards.

Posted by: clutch at July 12, 2018 07:45 PM (kiSdp)

106 The God-Emperor pretty much left Theresa May to (grand?)Father Nurgle

tinyurl.com/y7pwp25j

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2018 07:45 PM (6FqZa)

107 Is there a clanging of bars? If not then it's more theater - with lousy actors.

Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2018 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

108 >> Thanks, publius; I needed a laugh. :^)

Just put Boris Johnson in an image search.

Every day is a bad hair day with Boris.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 07:45 PM (8O3HH)

109 103 It's all so very Clintonian.
Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2018 07:45 PM (SV/HG)

Clitonia! Clitonia!
What make you big clit so hard?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:45 PM (VM6ev)

110 He interviewed Flynn and Clinton.

He got Flynn on false statements.

Hillary made a false statement to him when she said she did not know what the C stand for in classified documents. Without a doubt she knew what it stood for.

How come no one asked him about the disparity of treatment between Flynn and Hillary.

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 07:45 PM (LnOh3)

111 >>>if you can bear it.

nope.

the first one i remember was for Clarence Thomas.
i wasn't political then, just a kid, but i was on his side.

pretty sure i screamed at the tv too. like totally.

Posted by: concrete girl at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (BVthB)

112 They'd already figured out that no miracle was coming down the vent pipe.
=====

What about .... up it?

Posted by: Shep! at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (nILVB)

113 Strzok just admitted that they found email from Obama on Hillary's private server.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

114 Aside from all the angst and fury and disgust (all well JUSTIFIED, BTW), an interesting specific thing several have called attention to.

Gohmert referred to the intel community IG informing Strzok that Clinton SecState communications had been acquired by a foreign power. This is just another ho-hum 10-megaton bombshell, if it is true and is what it sounds like. This would have been the old IC IG - the new one just swore in a month ago or so.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (QDnY+)

115
Piers Morgan is making sense.

I may take to my fainting couch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

He usually does when not talking about firearms.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (IqV8l)

116 Old Blue...I think it was you. The book illustrations about the African war and Rommel?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (hQDvN)

117 107 Is there a clanging of bars? If not then it's more theater - with lousy actors.
Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2018 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

"Maggot, A.J. Death by hanging."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (VM6ev)

118 Strzok still has his security clearance I've read.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (Evws/)

119 13 This is why I don't understand life. You look at Strozk, you watch his testimony, you want to punch him. You just do.

And yet someone hired him, someone promoted him, and he got to be a regular nabob in our chief federal law enforcement agency.

How does life work? What standards do other people apply?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (fuK7c)

If you ever figure this out please let me know. I've been searching for the answer to this sort of phenomenon for years.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

120 111 >>>if you can bear it.

nope.

the first one i remember was for Clarence Thomas.
i wasn't political then, just a kid, but i was on his side.

pretty sure i screamed at the tv too. like totally.
Posted by: concrete girl at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (BVthB)

The Clarence Thomas hearing was the first inkling of something truly being evil on the Dem side of the aisle. And then it all crystallized on the morning of September 11, 2001.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:47 PM (VM6ev)

121 The party of the Overcharge button, while they occupied Georgia before Obama came in office, is the party that makes Putin happy.

The party that removed technology embargoes from Russia--they are the ones who have been so good to Putin.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 07:47 PM (vDqXW)

122 Piers Morgan is making sense.

I may take to my fainting couch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 07:43 PM (fuK7c)

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He is one of those who sometimes actually do make some sense. Until you get to 2a/gun issues.

That is where he lets his Libtard, Totalitarian freak flag fly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 07:47 PM (oivx6)

123 #17. Excellent idea.

Posted by: TheFoundersParty at July 12, 2018 07:48 PM (QAVtQ)

124
Boris kissing a baby crocodile:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc3dvenj

WIth that hair, you hardly even notice the croc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 07:48 PM (8O3HH)

125 Trump support smells like chocolate chip cookies.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at July 12, 2018 07:48 PM (2ZUTy)

126 They'd already figured out that no miracle was coming down the vent pipe.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 07:44 PM (tHX5V)

Don't be so sure!

Posted by: Shep! at July 12, 2018 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

127 I feel a little shitty just saying that ... I felt the same way telling my kids Santa was bullshit. Luckily - my kids were ahead of some here. They'd already figured out that no miracle was coming down the vent pipe.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 07:44 PM (tHX5V)

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WTF, NO SANTA CLAUS?

Posted by: JrakeStraw at July 12, 2018 07:48 PM (LnOh3)

128 Anyone else get the feeling PDT is going to clean house at FBI/DOJ when he gets back from Weenieland?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 07:48 PM (r9UYA)

129 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 07:45 PM (8O3HH)

Yes; I've seen them. He looks like he would have a portable fan attached inside his collar blowing his hair some weird way. ;^)

Weird hair aside, I bet he and Trump would get along.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2018 07:49 PM (AllCR)

130
Pierced Organ can be turned into Piers Morgan but it is going to take a LOT of patience to attempt to reason with him.

He understands the dangers of sharia and all the other crap, so that is a good grounding.

That said, I am not up for that challenge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:49 PM (VM6ev)

131 89
81

Can I get a ride with you, and belt him after you do? I can share with gas money.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 07:41 PM (UsCnO)

Hop in. Buy me a covefefe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (VM6ev)

I ordered you an extra large. none of that Vendi shit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 07:49 PM (UsCnO)

132 And Sessions saying Strzok security clearance lifted (last month?), Strzok saying uh-uh, looked at classified this week.

WTF?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 12, 2018 07:49 PM (QDnY+)

133

Boris Johnsons hair looks likeit was sired by the Reverend Jim Ignatowski's hair

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 07:50 PM (10vO4)

134 something truly being evil on the Dem side of the aisle. And then it all crystallized on the morning of September 11, 2001.

When the New York Times put out a supplement with Bill Ayers wiping his dog-poo crusted shoes on the American Flag?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2018 07:50 PM (6FqZa)

135 95. The MAGA armband is yer uniform. Ya can fight like General Butt Naked's crew, for all we care.
But you better have that armband.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 07:50 PM (fA1SL)

136 128
Anyone else get the feeling PDT is going to clean house at FBI/DOJ when he gets back from Weenieland?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 07:48 PM (r9UYA)

About 4 days after the November elections.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 07:50 PM (UsCnO)

137 128 Anyone else get the feeling PDT is going to clean house at FBI/DOJ when he gets back from Weenieland?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 07:48 PM (r9UYA)

--------

Set flammenwerfer to INCINERATE

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2018 07:50 PM (JojTR)

138
If you ever figure this out please let me know. I've been searching for the answer to this sort of phenomenon for years.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

Hugs and much love, sweet friend!! It's good to see your nic!!!

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 07:50 PM (V+V48)

139
"Do you believe in miracles?! YES!"

- - Shep Smith watching the tube on the Habitrail

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:50 PM (VM6ev)

140 I got here as fast as I could and didn't have time to read the post. What did it say?

Posted by: johnd01 at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (nVmgE)

141 Some of the headlines over at that Babylon Bee parody site are hilarious:

. "Trump Agrees To Remove Swimsuit Competition From SCOTUS Nomination Process"

. "Democrats Accuse Trump Of Sexism For Not Nominating Female Justice They Promised To Block"

. "New York Governor Hires Star Lawyer Saul Goodman To Sue If 'Roe v. Wade' Overturned"

. "RELIGIOUS EXTREMISM: Kavanaugh Caught Serving Food To Homeless"

. "Ruth Bader Ginsburg Encased In Carbonite Until Next Court Session"

Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (BiLU+)

142 I've lost my place...are we in act 2 or 3 of Kabuki Theater Presents

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (CDETr)

143 I found your book!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (hQDvN)

Seriously? Written by Manfred Rommel?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (gEvQ8)

144 140 I got here as fast as I could and didn't have time to read the post. What did it say?
Posted by: johnd01 at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (nVmgE)

Indiana Jones and the Flapping Gums of Whoremouths.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (VM6ev)

145 Back in the day there used to be a group called the silver shirts they look kind of snappy.

Posted by: JrakeStraw at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (LnOh3)

146 How does life work? What standards do other people apply?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (fuK7c)

The Standard of ... I've manipulated, lied, and stolen to get this far - and you'll back my play and wait your turn to sit in my seat.

Bander ... as smart as you think you are ... you ain't even learned Lesson One.

Life is not a Meritocracy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 07:52 PM (tHX5V)

147 President Trump, as the head executive should announce that he is appointing Special Counsels to look into the

A. FISA mess from June 2015 (when he announced) to today, and
B. another for the period from 2015 back to 2000.
III. Uranium One and apparent kickbacks or bribery.
4. Hillary's Emails, based on the IG Report, there is more than enough reason to perform a real espionage investigation.
E. The House IT fiasco. No one has been held responsible, and you know Pakistan's ISI has all that data. I wonder who else?

The hard part will be finding unswampy SC to do real investigations.

Posted by: rd at July 12, 2018 07:52 PM (4dz1m)

148 135 95. The MAGA armband is yer uniform. Ya can fight like General Butt Naked's crew, for all we care.
But you better have that armband.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 07:50 PM (fA1SL)

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Armbands?

No thanks.

Posted by: SMH in amusement at July 12, 2018 07:52 PM (n2LT3)

149 I fought the law and I won.

Posted by: Peter Stork at July 12, 2018 07:52 PM (Tyii7)

150 Back in the day there used to be a group called the silver shirts they look kind of snappy.
Posted by: JrakeStraw at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (LnOh3)

get a grip

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 07:52 PM (bUjCl)

151 . "Ruth Bader Ginsburg Encased In Carbonite Until Next Court Session"
Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (BiLU+)

ha

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2018 07:52 PM (+lOpA)

152 Back in the day there used to be a group called the silver shirts they look kind of snappy.
Posted by: JrakeStraw at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (LnOh3)

"Yup."

- - Gary Numan, Devo, Kraftwerk

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (VM6ev)

153 I'm OK with him getting a purple heart...and a purple eye...purple nose...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (bzqZP)

154 153 I'm OK with him getting a purple heart...and a purple eye...purple nose...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (bzqZP)

And a hematoma.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (VM6ev)

155 So one Strzok was laying into page was he singing the Stroke It song?

You know he was.

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (LnOh3)

156 Hugs and much love, sweet friend!! It's good to see your nic!!!
Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 07:50 PM (V+V4

Hi moki! *hugs*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

157 I fought the law and I won.
Posted by: Peter Stork

Free as a bird!

Posted by: Bill Ayers at July 12, 2018 07:54 PM (6FqZa)

158 140 I got here as fast as I could and didn't have time to read the post. What did it say?

Posted by: johnd01 at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (nVmgE)

========

The Dem and Deep State treason is no longer covert -- it's proudly overt and in-your-face.

Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2018 07:54 PM (BiLU+)

159 get a grip
Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 07:52 PM (bUjCl)

------

Just joking

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 07:54 PM (LnOh3)

160 153 I'm OK with him getting a purple heart...and a purple eye...purple nose...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (bzqZP)

Used to be that wishing someone would get a Purple Heart... was wishing them to be wounded.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2018 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

161
Trump and Boris at the UN.

Two golden scalp weasels meet.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycdj5kfv

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 07:54 PM (8O3HH)

162 And a hematoma.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (VM6ev)

It's not a hematomah!

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2018 07:54 PM (+lOpA)

163 I know there's just gotta be a pony under all of this horse-shit!

Posted by: jeff sessions at July 12, 2018 07:55 PM (Evws/)

164 This was a pretty big win against the deep state but few will know. The left will go with the "angry republicans" angle if they cover it at all. But he was ripped up and down. I'm glad to see the republicans taking hides like they should have for the last 30 years.

FUCK neverTrumpers and the true cuck conservatives!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 12, 2018 07:55 PM (pw+jk)

165 so do we know who actually funds Antifa?

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 07:55 PM (dPd5y)

166 Steve Cohen's district is 2/3 black ad he's Jewish.

I got nuttin

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2018 07:55 PM (STPlW)

167 162 And a hematoma.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (VM6ev)

It's not a hematomah!
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2018 07:54 PM (+lOpA)

"Huh?"

- - Dave Toma

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:55 PM (VM6ev)

168 I love that Mark Levin keeps calling him Mr. Stroke.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 07:56 PM (SiINZ)

169 166 Steve Cohen's district is 2/3 black ad he's Jewish.

I got nuttin
Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2018 07:55 PM (STPlW)

"Total momzer, baby."

- - zombie Sammy Davis Jr.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:56 PM (VM6ev)

170 165 so do we know who actually funds Antifa?
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 07:55 PM (dPd5y)

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Soros, Obama, take your pick.

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH in amusement at July 12, 2018 07:56 PM (n2LT3)

171 165 so do we know who actually funds Antifa?
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 07:55 PM (dPd5y)

Alfred Krupp, fur das sieg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (VM6ev)

172 165. Letcha in on a secret. They're self-funded. Nobody's writing them checks to do their thing because nobody HAS to pay them for doing this shit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (fA1SL)

173 It truly was an honor to dominate the Most Punchable Face competition today. I would like to thank the Swamp Academy and our dear, departed Uncle Joe Stalin..

Posted by: Peter Stork at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (Tyii7)

174 156- I thought of you when I was reading an article from the BizPac Review-they are looking for writers for article. I think it's based in Tampa, and you only have to go for meetings once a week or so...it might be worth looking into, especially since you did insurance law.

I hope your and your family are doing better. Have been and will keep praying.

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (V+V48)

175 146 How does life work? What standards do other people apply?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (fuK7c)

The Standard of ... I've manipulated, lied, and stolen to get this far - and you'll back my play and wait your turn to sit in my seat.

Bander ... as smart as you think you are ... you ain't even learned Lesson One.

Life is not a Meritocracy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 07:52 PM (tHX5V)

You're not wrong. I think what really chaps my ass, aside from the thing in itself, is that we get lied to about this over and over again. It's part of our upbringing and early conditioning. Then, when we are dropped head first into the world of liars, cheaters, thieves and manipulators, we are unequipped, as well as angry because we were lied to for years about how the world works.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

176 The good news is I got. my new Remington 870 today, bad news it only take 4 shells

Posted by: rammajamma at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (xceTB)

177
The Dem and Deep State treason is no longer covert -- it's proudly overt and in-your-face.

Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2018 07:54 PM (BiLU+)

I wonder how many who do not read AoS (and know better) if they realize this?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (UsCnO)

178 so do we know who actually funds Antifa?
Posted by: willow

I'd bet real cash-money that there's some shady "community organizing" slush fund which means taxpayers are funding them.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (9KY9j)

179 'Should get shittier tomorrow. Friday the 13th.'

I doubt that. My poor old GSD lost his 8 month battle with cancer today at about 3:30PM when he let out a groan and took his last breath. I'm glad that I stayed home today to be with him and that he's finally comfortable again but dang I miss that guy.

Posted by: f'd at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (UdKB7)

180 Just joking
Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 07:54 PM (LnOh3)

here is a joke :

"Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs."

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (bUjCl)

181 Wolf Blitzer and Co. probably found their weekly acorn, so to speak. The reason we kept getting the trolls who kept bringing up the military like it was the 2004 election and we must talk about the Vietnam War was the absolute need to change the subject*. Deflect, distract, divert, and deflect because Strozk's testimony was nothing good for the Trump Frame-Up Crew.

*Captain Obvious is a friend.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Package Special! Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, Bandages for $25.00 at The Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (0QYMt)

182 SMH, feeling under the weather the last several months. tired all the time.

How are you old/new spouse and kids going?
Does it make you kids thrilled?

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (dPd5y)

183 Senator Podaso: Mr. Strzok, when you texted Mrs. Page about stopping Trump, was this before or after she gave you a Cleveland Steamer?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (yTtX0)

184 172 165. Letcha in on a secret. They're self-funded. Nobody's writing them checks to do their thing because nobody HAS to pay them for doing this shit.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (fA1SL)

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Those brand new charter buses don't pay for themselves

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (LnOh3)

185 Boris the spider

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (IqV8l)

186 your*

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (dPd5y)

187 I heard clips of today's BS and have watched Wray and Rosenprick. All I can see is the arrogant, sneering, rotten features of Obama. He is the one who made these despicable creatures possible. And there are the Dems screaming in rage at truth and praising Moloch. It would take a Lovecraft to properly describe it and a Dore to illustrate it.

Posted by: JTB at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (V+03K)

188 Old Blue...I think it was you. The book illustrations about the African war and Rommel?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (hQDvN)

He's a magnificent bastard

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (SiINZ)

189 I found your book!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (hQDvN)

Seriously? Written by Manfred Rommel?
Posted by: Old Blue at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (gEvQ

That's why you couldn't find it. He only writes the Intro/Forward to the book. It was under a different author's name.

Does this sound like it:

THE WAR IN NORTH AFRICA IN WORLD WAR II WAS A TURNING POINT FOR THE ALLIES - as significant for the outcome of the global conflict as the Luftwaffe's failure to destroy the Royal Air Force in the Battle of Britain or the Russian victory over the German invaders at Stalingrad. Until they achieved a final victory in the desert wastes of North Africa, things had gone badly for the Allies on land and sea. North Africa gave the Allies new confidence - and helped to prevent the Nazis from controlling the oil fields of the Middle East.

IT IS A WAR THAT IS GENERALLY ASSOCIATED WITH TWO LEADERS, both of them Field Marshals - Sir Bernard Montgomery on the British side and Erwin Rommel, the legendary Desert Fox, on the German side (see pictures above). But it involved more than a million men from other nations too - among them the US, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Italy - and thousands of ships, tanks, heavy guns and aircraft.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (hQDvN)

190 176
The good news is I got. my new Remington 870 today, bad news it only take 4 shells

Posted by: rammajamma at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (xceTB)

That is the one for birds, not criminals.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 07:59 PM (UsCnO)

191 Boris and Trump would be worth it, just for the photos from summits (leaving aside that Johnson would have to be better than May, who seems like a sub-mediocrity).

Hell with the Anglosphere.

It'd be the ScalpWeaselSphere.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 12, 2018 07:59 PM (QDnY+)

192 here is a joke :

"Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs."
Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (bUjCl)

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Ha ha ha

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 07:59 PM (LnOh3)

193
Stroke made Lois Lerner look like Mahatma Gandhi in comparison.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:59 PM (VM6ev)

194 Soros can only have an effect if people are stupid enough to fall for it. People bear the ultimate responsibility when they fall for his SJW tricks in order to destroy civilization.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 07:59 PM (/qEW2)

195

Jeff Zzzzzzzzz has to move on after the midterms---if the R's can hold the legislative fort .

Trump must be out of fucks to give about Jeff and his (Jeff's) current protectors in the Senate. If the Rs can hold the House and few New Trumpers in the Senate, Jeff goes --with a lot of corrupt FBI and DOJ traitors soon thereafter.

Posted by: Smashing the Golden Calf at July 12, 2018 07:59 PM (WPxnj)

196 I hope your and your family are doing better. Have been and will keep praying.
Posted by: moki at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (V+V4

Thank you. We aren't. I'm worried.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 07:59 PM (NWiLs)

197 119 13 This is why I don't understand life. You look at Strozk, you watch his testimony, you want to punch him. You just do.

And yet someone hired him, someone promoted him, and he got to be a regular nabob in our chief federal law enforcement agency.

How does life work? What standards do other people apply?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (fuK7c)
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I can only offer input on what I've observed, which is that a lot of the really good ops just want to do the job, not run the show; they hate even participating in the promotion process. Oleaginous weasels like Strzok love the game and want to be managers. Those who rise in the hierarchy want to be surrounded by like-minded people, in this case treasonous pecksniffians.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 07:59 PM (gUCYC)

198 191. ScalpWeaselSphere, eternal ally of the Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 08:00 PM (fA1SL)

199 This was a pretty big win against the deep state but few will know. The
left will go with the "angry republicans" angle if they cover it at all.
But he was ripped up and down. I'm glad to see the republicans taking
hides like they should have for the last 30 years.

....

No, no!
It was a total loss! It's another Apocalypse just like the last 19 Apocalypses. Apocalypsi?

We're all going to die together in the wasteland camps with our colander face-masked overlords feeding us squirrel guts and puddle water.
Why doesn't anyone believe this.

WHY WON'T THEY BELIEVE ME.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 12, 2018 08:00 PM (x9tR0)

200 I can't imagine ordinary agents just letting this turd do what he did with impunity. At least I hope he gets the Private Pyle treatment with the soap bars in towels.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 07:39 PM (VM6ev)

I used to believe in the loyal rank and file and the traitorous elite. I don't anymore. I view the Federal Bureau of Incompetence as a group of overpaid individuals that have an inordinate amount of power, will do anything to promote themselves, including bending or breaking the law, and are only putting in their time until they can retire with a 6 figure a year income. And I don't know if it has ever been anything but this. Well, they didn't used to have 6 figure incomes, but still.....J. Edgar Hoover was always a disturbed control freak, obsessed with a desire for power. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 08:00 PM (9BLnV)

201 Goon squad inventory just fits in my Cargo Thong, mit suspenders for weight distribution, natch.

Posted by: ro-man at July 12, 2018 08:00 PM (RuIsu)

202 https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycdj5kfv

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 07:54 PM .

LOL. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2018 08:00 PM (AllCR)

203 I wonder how many who do not read AoS (and know better) if they realize this?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (UsCnO)

Probably quite a few. It has been up there running in the background for a long time, long enough for people to get a "gut feel" about this being an attempted frame-up.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Package Special! Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, Bandages for $25.00 at The Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2018 08:00 PM (0QYMt)

204 Prediction: This guy appeals his demotion...drags it out...sticks around in a menial position for a number of years...and then...PRESTO...he's put right back into the Counter Intelligence position. Perhaps he even becomes the #1 man in that department. He's a lifer. He has his protection from the Seventh Floor. He'll be back and he knows it. Then look out.

Posted by: Orson at July 12, 2018 08:00 PM (2QFfI)

205 Trey Gowdy keeps asking Strzok how many subject he had interviewed before he swore to his luvvah that he would get Trump impeached, and Strzok keeps refusing to answer, claiming the FBI has forbidden the answer.

When asked if she would respond, Page replied, Neigh

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 08:01 PM (SiINZ)

206 >>My guess is Sessions has been drugged by the CIA. Maybe they poison his water with lead.
Posted by: MAGA

I think they put him on a Stormy Daniels porn research investigation and he's alternately fapping up a storm or sleeping one off.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 12, 2018 08:01 PM (rXie1)

207 Strzok must have powerful sponsors, no?

So much for the idea that he singing to save his own ass.

It's a time for choosing, and if you're defending Strzok then we know what side you're on

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2018 08:01 PM (Yw8lG)

208 I too never believed the whole lovers story.

I cringed when I heard Louis Gohmert launching into Strzok about lying to his wife.

Two options: Louis Gohmert is either incredibly stoopid or incredibly deceitful.

Is he just another player in this fancy televised production for the voting rubes? I think yes.

Posted by: squeakywheel at July 12, 2018 08:01 PM (JLVi1)

209 204 Prediction: This guy appeals his demotion...drags it out...sticks around in a menial position for a number of years...and then...PRESTO...he's put right back into the Counter Intelligence position. Perhaps he even becomes the #1 man in that department. He's a lifer. He has his protection from the Seventh Floor. He'll be back and he knows it. Then look out.
Posted by: Orson at July 12, 2018 08:00 PM (2QFfI)

I better not mention movies like "The Star Chamber"or "Three the Hard Way."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 08:01 PM (VM6ev)

210 201. * checks references *
Yer hired. Fall in, gear up, and Make America Great Again.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 08:01 PM (fA1SL)

211 MAGA GOON SKWADZ now, or we'll have worse to follow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)

And we're coming to town. Beep beep

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 08:02 PM (SiINZ)

212 What we know after today:

Strozok STILL has his security clearance.

Posted by: Pam at July 12, 2018 08:02 PM (qRq6C)

213 Those who rise in the hierarchy want to be surrounded by like-minded people, in this case treasonous pecksniffians.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 07:59 PM (gUCYC)

I saw the Treasonous Pecksniffins open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at MSG in 92

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 12, 2018 08:02 PM (sWHZb)

214 208 I too never believed the whole lovers story.

I cringed when I heard Louis Gohmert launching into Strzok about lying to his wife.

Two options: Louis Gohmert is either incredibly stoopid or incredibly deceitful.

Is he just another player in this fancy televised production for the voting rubes? I think yes.
Posted by: squeakywheel at July 12, 2018 08:01 PM (JLVi1)

That you, Brit Podhoretz?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 08:02 PM (VM6ev)

215 Peter has hired me to be his life coach as soon as this ridiculous dust up is over.

Cheers!

Posted by: Lois Lerner at July 12, 2018 08:03 PM (r9UYA)

216 Strozok still works for the FBI in HR.

Strozok is NOT being investigated by Huber and the grand jury.

Posted by: Pam at July 12, 2018 08:03 PM (qRq6C)

217 My main impression is that Strzok knows that nothing he says now or did bwfore will hurt him, he is protected by the Deep State, Dems and the media and nobody else matters. That's what the smirk is about. He seems to be less interested in law or ethics than Zuckerberg.

Contempt like that does not come along every day.

Posted by: Decaf at July 12, 2018 08:03 PM (Mymqt)

218 Old Blue:

A foreword to the book was written by General Rommel's son, Manfred Rommel, who makes this fascinating observation - that it was a consolation to his father that the German soldiers he had seen with sadness surrender at the end of the desert war were actually spared, as prisoners of war, from being sacrificed in Hitler's final and futile battles.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 08:03 PM (hQDvN)

219 158.
Good.
Let's shine a light on them so apolitical moderates, independents to see them for the truly seditious rats that they are.

Posted by: Martell at July 12, 2018 08:04 PM (gInrg)

220 Bannion sighting!

It's like birding for rare plumage.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 08:04 PM (gUCYC)

221 I'd have preferred flamethrowers but pepperballs will do in a pinch. Clearing out some anti-ICE protesters. NSFW due to the "protesters" well-reasoned arguments.

https://youtu.be/8Wpvt3sdXcs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2018 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)

222 >>212
What we know after today:

Strozok STILL has his security clearance.

Posted by: Pam

and potentially his federal pension.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 08:04 PM (r9UYA)

223 Does this sound like it:
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (hQDvN)

Not really. The book I had was on the North African campaign from the German point of view. The only thing I'm sure of now is that it was written by Rommel's son, it had fold out water color maps, and it was completely German in its approach of the campaign. I don't remember there being any Allied contributors to the commentary.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 12, 2018 08:04 PM (gEvQ8)

224 182 SMH, feeling under the weather the last several months. tired all the time.

How are you old/new spouse and kids going?
Does it make you kids thrilled?
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (dPd5y)

---

Prayers up for you hun.

Everyone is fine. I currently am experiencing some sort of stomach bug.

Posted by: SMH in amusement at July 12, 2018 08:04 PM (n2LT3)

225 Stroker is one arrogant motherf-er. He really needs that smirk knocked off his face

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 08:05 PM (SiINZ)

226 Meanwhile, the Demonrats wanted to give Stork a medal.

Political union is not possible with these lunatics. Time to start planning the separation.

Posted by: WTF? at July 12, 2018 08:05 PM (6OUNd)

227 I have never heard a man refer to his wife as a "family member". Strzok is so crazy he thinks he's OK.

Scary

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2018 08:05 PM (STPlW)

228
Boris has a younger brother Jo. Jo Johnson, who is alos an MP.

He's a golden scalp weasel too. But he's still young enough for the pretty-boy look. Give him a few years, and he'll be worse than Boris.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 08:05 PM (8O3HH)

229 It's like birding for rare plumage.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 08:04 PM (gUCYC)

I got yer plumage right heah.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 12, 2018 08:05 PM (sWHZb)

230 226. Separation? No. Physical Removal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 08:05 PM (fA1SL)

231 SMH,
Ben Had ever get in touch with you?

Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2018 08:05 PM (kufk0)

232 also, Stork and his gummy lover both look like rodents.

Posted by: WTF? at July 12, 2018 08:06 PM (6OUNd)

233 230 226. Separation? No. Physical Removal.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 08:05 PM (fA1SL)

Starting up the rotors, boss!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

234 Thomas Wictor's entertaining analysis sees Strzok as a true psychopath...
https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/
1017555358925983745

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2018 08:06 PM (Evws/)

235 Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2018 08:00 PM (9BLnV)

They are trained to keep their heads down, not rock the boat. Anyone who did? is gone by now.

Watched this happen in the military in the 80's and 90's with the PC culture. Any dissent, no matter how well crafted or substantiated, and you were soon gone... passed over for promotions, and eventually, out.

After a generation of this, they know any rocking of the boat, and their careers are gone... over... and it won't do any good anyway (because they watched what happened to others).

Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2018 08:06 PM (NgKpN)

236 @212
And he apparently can access the systems from his barca lounger at home while collecting a paycheck and whiling away the hours until he can retire with a full pension.

He's also in no legal jeopardy seeing as he not only had his own personal lawyer but a team of lawyers from the FBI behind him at the hearings and some on the phone giving him direction.

Jeff Sessions is a disgrace and should be fired.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 08:06 PM (UfMVm)

237 Sorry about the loss of your pup, f'd. At least you were there with him when he went. I'm sure he had a good life.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 12, 2018 08:06 PM (JKNZq)

238 >>232
also, Stork and his gummy lover both look like rodents.

Both are forms of weasel.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 08:07 PM (r9UYA)

239 That you, Brit Podhoretz?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Ouch.

Posted by: squeakywheel at July 12, 2018 08:07 PM (JLVi1)

240 Let's shine a light on them so apolitical moderates, independents to see them for the truly seditious rats that they are.

Posted by: Martell at July 12, 2018 08:04 PM (gInrg)

Unfortunately, people who don't open their eyes can't see anything.
But "seditious rats?"

Uh, yeah, I can see that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 08:07 PM (UsCnO)

241 Rosenstein had the same smugness as Strzok's when questioned by Congress. His contempt for Congress was also clearly visible and by extension for the voters and citizens.

And both Rosenstein and Strzok are right, Congress will do nothing.

Posted by: Decaf at July 12, 2018 08:07 PM (Mymqt)

242 cringed when I heard Louis Gohmert launching into Strzok about lying to his wife.

Two options: Louis Gohmert is either incredibly stoopid or incredibly deceitful.

Is he just another player in this fancy televised production for the voting rubes? I think yes.
Posted by: squeakywheel at July 12, 2018 08:01 PM (JLVi1)
---
But 1) you don't know that the public story is not real. I, like you, don't believe it, but that doesn't make it not real. 2) If they are going to put that out there as the public story, it's fair game.

It's not stupid. The Dems are keeping the Pubs from pressing on Strzok, because Strzok would otherwise totally mess up some line of bullshit he's floating.

You press him on everything he tells you is the truth.

He's already said that "smell[ing] the Trump support" is about the rivalry of a county that voted for Hillary--really? How much do you have to hate Trump to smell the support that doesn't really matter in the election? It sounds like it's more about Trump supporters than the county--because it's not specific to the county--it's specific to Walmart, blue-collar, and Trump supporters.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 08:07 PM (vDqXW)

243 Stroker is one arrogant motherf-er. He really needs that smirk knocked off his face
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 08:05 PM (SiINZ)

---------

They all have it when they testify.

As I said in the other thread, it is like they receive training in doing this, like that chin up, headcocked defiant scrunt Lois Lerner.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 08:08 PM (oivx6)

244 Gah. I get really pissed off when I think about how much of everything we get taught about life is bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

245 Round Up is a good title for a pile of bullshit like the FBI produced.
It's also a weed killer Jeff!

Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2018 08:08 PM (FhXTo)

246 wow, Bannion-Bannion-Bannion!

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 08:09 PM (dPd5y)

247 Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson,

Apparently that is Boris Johnson's full name

RUSSIAN COLUSION.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2018 08:09 PM (AllCR)

248 To be fair, when I'm in Dem Country I smell patchouli.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 08:09 PM (gUCYC)

249 WeaselZippers has footage of Portland Occupiers getting the old Pepper Seasoning and Hickory Tenderizer.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 08:09 PM (OfVWt)

250 Award him the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 08:10 PM (IqV8l)

251 Strzok just admitted that they found email from Obama on Hillary's private server.

Too bad that's not an crime crime vs. it's only a felony if a Republican does it.

Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2018 08:10 PM (FhXTo)

252 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 12, 2018 08:10 PM (KCxzN)

253 208.Is he just another player in this fancy televised production for the voting rubes? I think yes.

Nope. He showed him to be the lier that he for all to see. No grey area. You wanna make Louis Gohmert look bad, you have to remind all what a POS PS is

Posted by: Dempsy at July 12, 2018 08:10 PM (8vE+O)

254 You were skeptical at first, but now do you see the INCREDIBLE POWER OF MY 4-D CHESS MOVES?'

Posted by: AG Beauregard Sessions at July 12, 2018 08:10 PM (6OUNd)

255 Strzok has flipped, he was spilling the beans to the IG and Huber. The only reason they kept him on is because of his cooperation.

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 08:10 PM (LnOh3)

256 The Rommel Papers isn't actually a book but it was written by Rommel. That is, it's a collection of his letters, reports etc. about North Africa.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2018 08:10 PM (+y/Ru)

257
Boris in an orange turban, visiting Sikhs or something:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8qemnyl

His golden scalp weasel is covered with an orange one.

This guy has to be PM. If there is a God in Heaven, Boris Johnson will be PM.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 08:11 PM (8O3HH)

258 wow, Bannion-Bannion-Bannion!
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 08:09 PM (dPd5y)

*hugs*

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 12, 2018 08:12 PM (sWHZb)

259 255 Strzok has flipped, he was spilling the beans to the IG and Huber. The only reason they kept him on is because of his cooperation.
Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 08:10 PM (LnOh3)

He testified today that he was not under investigation.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2018 08:12 PM (NgKpN)

260
well, that stupid IG report allows strzok and page to get away with claiming it was all just personal opinions and there was no bias.

Just a show for the plebes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 12, 2018 08:12 PM (r+sAi)

261 Jesu, Hemingway will hunt!

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at July 12, 2018 08:12 PM (7BywG)

262 WeaselZippers has footage of Portland Occupiers getting the old Pepper Seasoning and Hickory Tenderizer.

Posted by: garrett

That's too bad, everyone knows occupiers should be boiled with taters and ruts.

Posted by: zombie Idi Amin at July 12, 2018 08:12 PM (9KY9j)

263 Anyone know who the two goons sitting behind Strzok are?

Posted by: Old Glazier at July 12, 2018 08:12 PM (pjqGT)

264 Does this sound like it:
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (hQDvN)

Not really. The book I had was on the North African campaign from the German point of view. The only thing I'm sure of now is that it was written by Rommel's son, it had fold out water color maps, and it was completely German in its approach of the campaign. I don't remember there being any Allied contributors to the commentary.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 12, 2018 08:04 PM (gEvQ

Okay. Then I'll keep looking. The book I found had colored and illustrated maps. It is called "The North African War".

I'm gonna give you a link, jic. You can read more about it. If this is not it, I will continue to look. I did find some Rommel books in German, but no maps, so I'll revisit that.

In the meantime, just give this a look-see.

https://tinyurl.com/ycobm2a2

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 08:12 PM (hQDvN)

265 Strzok must have powerful sponsors, no?

I think that pretty much sums up what's behind the arrogance and the teflon persona.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 12, 2018 08:12 PM (Tyii7)

266 Life is not a Meritocracy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 07:52 PM (tHX5V)

You're not wrong. I think what really chaps my ass, aside from the thing in itself, is that we get lied to about this over and over again.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

Chief ... you didn't grow up in the White Trash Trailer Park.

Or you'd have known this shit sooner.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 08:12 PM (tHX5V)

267 Where's my hug, Bannion?! My claws are retracted and everything.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 08:13 PM (gUCYC)

268 his guy has to be PM. If there is a God in Heaven, Boris Johnson will be PM.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 08:11 PM

I'm sure he was of a better Mayor of London than Sadiq Khan is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2018 08:13 PM (AllCR)

269 Chief ... you didn't grow up in the White Trash Trailer Park.

Or you'd have known this shit sooner.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 08:12 PM (tHX5V)

Fair enough.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

270 @255
This is simply not true.

Huber is investigating nothing.

Jeff Sessions is doing nothing.

Nothing is going to happen to any of these traitors.

And Comey and Mcabe being fired while not nothing is close enough to nothing as far as the scales of justice are concerned.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 08:14 PM (UfMVm)

271 Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 08:12 PM (tHX5V)

Let's face it. Nobody knows as much as you do, ScoggDog.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2018 08:14 PM (AllCR)

272 You know, "the appearance of bias."

I mean, isn't that USUALLY all we ever have? We don't know if there was actual bias, we can just show when it looks like bias. And this sure looks like bias.

In court you are dismissed from a jury for possible bias. You know, your brother is a police officer. You are out. But this guy gets to decide whether we should indict or impeach a president.

His only legitimate claim is he is such a superior and perfect being that he can hold private, overtly hostile views of Trump, and express them repeatedly over his work phone, at work, to his co-workers, and at the same time, manage to do his work without any bias at all.

And I say to that bullshit. If you can't help yourself in your texts, then you certainly can't help yourself on the job, asshole.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 12, 2018 08:14 PM (ABH6n)

273 Somebody should ask Strzok if he ever reviewed personal information by Trump (read his emails, transcripts of phone calls, etc.).

But apparently the GOP is too stupid to ask actual questions.

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 08:14 PM (LnOh3)

274 'I'm sure he had a good life.'

The best. But so short in people years. Why is that when people suck and dogs are well, dogs. It's not fair but what the hell is?

Posted by: f'd at July 12, 2018 08:15 PM (UdKB7)

275 "spilled the beans" to the IG? I must have missed that particular investigation. The one I've seen concluded that the whole Espionage Act investigation involved defensible, reasonable investigative judgements.

But - somehow - the IG's "exhaustive" look at this, and his conclusion, will lead to ..... criminal prosecutions of the investigators, as should obviously be done?

Possible. But some plausible roadmap to that destination should be offered when predicting it.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 12, 2018 08:15 PM (QDnY+)

276 Thomas Wictor's entertaining analysis sees Strzok as a true psychopath..."

-------//////

And so seems to be the entire top echelon of all agencies in DC.

Posted by: Decaf at July 12, 2018 08:15 PM (Mymqt)

277 I bet I could beat that douchebag Trudeau. Me, Boris, and Donald HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Posted by: zombie Rob Ford at July 12, 2018 08:15 PM (7BywG)

278 ...If you ever figure this out please let me know. I've been searching for the answer to this sort of phenomenon for years.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

Aw, nothin' there to lose any sleep over, IYKWIM.

*evil grin*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 12, 2018 08:15 PM (QzJWU)

279 The Rommel Papers.

https://amzn.to/2NJk1Jg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2018 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)

280 278 ...If you ever figure this out please let me know. I've been searching for the answer to this sort of phenomenon for years.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

Aw, nothin' there to lose any sleep over, IYKWIM.

*evil grin*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 12, 2018 08:15 PM (QzJWU)

Heh. Well, any difference it makes will be marginal at most.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 08:16 PM (NWiLs)

281 storzok's wittle fuck face told a hearing, like he:

1. couldn't believe these fucking jesuslanders dared to ask him a question;
2. I'll pretend to answer your questions while I prepare a mid-morning SWAT raid on your house;
3. ok, no raids but I'm so gonna get the IRS on you
4. ok, well, the IRS is a no go but I'm still way smarter than you

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 12, 2018 08:16 PM (GV6hq)

282 WeaselZippers has footage of Portland Occupiers getting the old Pepper Seasoning and Hickory Tenderizer.

Posted by: garrett

That's too bad, everyone knows occupiers should be boiled with taters and ruts.
--------
I love that all you hear is the protesters yelling "F*CK YOU!!!!" over and over...really effective and powerful stuff//// The best part is when some chic yells, "Is this how you treat a lady?"... priceless....bwwwhahahahaha

Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2018 08:16 PM (kufk0)

283 And Comey and Mcabe being fired while not nothing is close enough to nothing as far as the scales of justice are concerned.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 08:14 PM (U

------

Comey was only fired at the instigation of Trump. And I'm pretty sure Trump told Sessions to fire McCabe too.

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 08:17 PM (LnOh3)

284 13 This is why I don't understand life. You look at Strozk, you watch his testimony, you want to punch him. You just do.

And yet someone hired him, someone promoted him, and he got to be a regular nabob in our chief federal law enforcement agency.

How does life work? What standards do other people apply?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (fuK7c)

>>> The "standards" you ask about are those that people apply to promote a man of Strzok's character to a high-level counter-intelligence post, where marital infidelity and many other actions by the employee can be used to compromise the employee, and then retaining Strzok in that counter-intelligence post WHILE he was having an affair with an also-married co-worker.

Personnel is policy...and it appears that was especially so under St. James Comey.

Posted by: Gref at July 12, 2018 08:17 PM (AMIL/)

285 Stozok can lie to Congress all day...who cares?

What matters is that Session's, the DOJ, Wray, the FBI, have ALL been lying about Stozok and the other coup plotters.

They are NOT being investigated by a Grand Jury.

Strozok has NOT lost his job or pension. and still has his security clearance.

This corruption cannot be stopped by law enforcement, or Congress.

What other means to the people have?

Posted by: Pam at July 12, 2018 08:17 PM (qRq6C)

286 234 Thomas Wictor's entertaining analysis sees Strzok as a true psychopath...
https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/
1017555358925983745
Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2018 08:06 PM (Evws/)

His tweets are always interesting.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

287 Strzok has flipped, he was spilling the beans to the IG and Huber. The
only reason they kept him on is because of his cooperation.
...

Nope. It's all over.

Trump is coming back from Europe and turning the Presidency over to Hillary.
And Soros will be crowned Miss America.

DON'T DOUBT ME , BOY

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 12, 2018 08:17 PM (x9tR0)

288 "As I said in the other thread, it is like they receive training in doing this, like that chin up, headcocked defiant scrunt Lois Lerner.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 08:08 PM (oivx6)"

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I wonder is this what the French aristocracy behaved like leading up to to The Revolution.

Posted by: Decaf at July 12, 2018 08:17 PM (Mymqt)

289 re: Nope. He showed him to be the lier that he for all to see. No grey area. You wanna make Louis Gohmert look bad, you have to remind all what a POS PS is.

I have no desire to make Louis Gohmert look bad...to the contrary, I had all hopes that all of the reps on our side actually accomplish what they bluster about.

I'm tired of being disappointed. High hopes dashed. Started years ago with Daryl Issa, then Paul Ryan, then Trey Gowdy, etc. They say all the right things, bluster when they need to during these ridiculous televised hearings, then....nothing.

It is sad to me that I now see Louis going down that path. Maybe he isn't, but it is just my observation. Not trying to stir the pot, as I hope I'm wrong.

Let's just see what gets accomplished as far as who loses their jobs and who goes to prison. I've revised my expectations accordingly.

Posted by: squeakywheel at July 12, 2018 08:17 PM (JLVi1)

290 Not really. The book I had was on the North African campaign from the German point of view. The only thing I'm sure of now is that it was written by Rommel's son, it had fold out water color maps, and it was completely German in its approach of the campaign. I don't remember there being any Allied contributors to the commentary.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 12, 2018 08:04 PM
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Old Blue, I have a book entitled Mit Rommel in der Wuste, which was not, alas, about getting wasted with Rommel.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 08:17 PM (gUCYC)

291 Where's my hug, Bannion?! My claws are retracted and everything.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 08:13 PM (gUCYC)

I was waiting for the right movement for the full molestetion.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 12, 2018 08:18 PM (sWHZb)

292 Funny, I think the reaction to Gohmert was much like Joe Wilson's 'you lie' which, of course, was true as well.
Also, and OT from below @413 Ben Shapiro and Jeff Gordon

Posted by: micky at July 12, 2018 08:18 PM (dF9Lb)

293 neener Eris.

oops that wasn't very kind. I will give you a hug . *hug*

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 08:18 PM (dPd5y)

294 I know, it's sad that dogs have such a short life (and things like parrots live way too long.) But if dogs lived a long time, we'd have no room in our lives for puppies. And that would be a sad thing too. Unfortunately, some dogs are just irreplaceable. My last GSD had what we think was a tumor in his nose blow out and he bled to death at age 10. Still miss him after all these years.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 12, 2018 08:18 PM (JKNZq)

295 If Trudeau were to visit Trump at the White House, do you think he'd dress up like a man?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2018 08:18 PM (+y/Ru)

296 Backpfeifengesicht

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 08:19 PM (gUCYC)

297 270 @255
This is simply not true.

Huber is investigating nothing.

Jeff Sessions is doing nothing.

Nothing is going to happen to any of these traitors.

And Comey and Mcabe being fired while not nothing is close enough to nothing as far as the scales of justice are concerned.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 08:14 PM (UfMVm)

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It was snark my friend.

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 08:19 PM (LnOh3)

298 296 Backpfeifengesicht
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 08:19 PM (gUCYC)

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 08:19 PM (NWiLs)

299 Old Blue, so I checked, and this book doesn't have fold out maps...so it isn't it. Didn't remember the fold out part.

I knew this was too easy; I found it the day after we talked about it.

Sorry I got your hopes up.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 08:19 PM (hQDvN)

300 o sure she gets 'the full deal'
sniff

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 08:19 PM (dPd5y)

301 Old and Stale: Impeachment
New Hotness: Trump murdered of Emmett Tills.

Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2018 08:19 PM (NbRJx)

302 Think when the FBI is interviewing someone, they wouldn't bring up infidelity if they knew about it. You damn straight they would,

Leverage

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2018 08:20 PM (STPlW)

303 I love that all you hear is the protesters yelling "F*CK YOU!!!!" over and over...really effective and powerful stuff//// The best part is when some chic yells, "Is this how you treat a lady?"... priceless....bwwwhahahahaha
Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2018 08:16 PM (kufk0)

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The correct answer here is:

"I know perfectly well how to treat a real lady. If you happen to see one, let me know, because I don't see any here".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 08:20 PM (oivx6)

304 *smooshes Willow*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 08:20 PM (gUCYC)

305 The "standards" you ask about are those that people apply to promote a man of Strzok's character to a high-level counter-intelligence post, where marital infidelity and many other actions by the employee can be used to compromise the employee, and then retaining Strzok in that counter-intelligence post WHILE he was having an affair with an also-married co-worker.

Personnel is policy...and it appears that was especially so under St. James Comey.

Posted by: Gref

He was promoted because his superiors had dirt on him. I'd suspect the marital infidelity is the most "vanilla" thing they have on him.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 12, 2018 08:20 PM (9KY9j)

306 Old Blue, I have a book entitled Mit Rommel in der Wuste, which was not, alas, about getting wasted with Rommel.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 08:17 PM (gUCYC)

Is that it? Does it have the fold out maps Eris?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 08:20 PM (hQDvN)

307 >>*smooshes Willow*

Awesome.

You two are wearing Teddies, right?

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 08:21 PM (OfVWt)

308 301 Old and Stale: Impeachment
New Hotness: Trump murdered of Emmett Tills.
Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2018 08:19 PM (NbRJx)

I will stop Emmett Tills

Posted by: Donald Trump at July 12, 2018 08:21 PM (STPlW)

309 I know many believe something will occur closer to the elections , srsly how about sooner?
In my opinion it Than does look political

and honestly I just need to know we still have a country of laws and equal justice personally
the longer this drags out the less I am capable of believing in the process.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 08:21 PM (dPd5y)

310 Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 08:12 PM (hQDvN)

Thanks! You're a gem!

Posted by: Old Blue at July 12, 2018 08:21 PM (gEvQ8)

311 Watching Kilmead sitting in for Tucker
Carlson and his guest has picked up on Strzok's contempt. It seems most people, other than Democrats and their media familiars, see it too.

The guest said that he hoped these hearings would have restored some legitimacy to the FBI but he admits that it has made it much worse.

Posted by: Decaf at July 12, 2018 08:22 PM (Mymqt)

312 thanks notsothoreau

Posted by: f'd at July 12, 2018 08:22 PM (UdKB7)

313 garret, wink.
wiggles eyebrow.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 08:22 PM (dPd5y)

314 @272
This whole idea that you had to have an emails, text or memorandum where the conspirators explicitly state, "My actions are a result of my Biases" is complete and utter horse crap.

Every fucking day corrupt pieces of shit like Stozk put people away by inference and establishing mens rea from precisely the sorts of evidence and statements in his texts.
It's like you have a locked room, a dead guy and Strozk holding a bloody knife but you can't say with absolute certainty that he killed him because you didn't see him plunge the knife.

It's fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 08:22 PM (UfMVm)

315 274
Why is that when people suck and dogs are well, dogs. It's not fair but what the hell is?
Posted by: f'd at July 12, 2018 08:15 PM (UdKB7)

That's for sure. My condolences, f'd.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

316 I'm OK with him getting a purple heart...and a purple eye...purple nose...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (bzqZP)

A Purple Nurple.

Posted by: RickZ at July 12, 2018 08:22 PM (8lsuS)

317 I know, it's sad that dogs have such a short life (and things like parrots live way too long.) But if dogs lived a long time, we'd have no room in our lives for puppies. And that would be a sad thing too. Unfortunately, some dogs are just irreplaceable. My last GSD had what we think was a tumor in his nose blow out and he bled to death at age 10. Still miss him after all these years.

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Didja see this idiot today?

https://bit.ly/2uhoJFY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2018 08:22 PM (+y/Ru)

318 Goon skwadz are issued:
One each:
Hickory mattock handle
Pair sap gloves
Steel-toed boots
Helmet (kevlar) with face mask.
500 pack, 3 ft nylon zipties
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters

Sap gloves are for amateurs, palm saps were used by old time coppers and your hickory mattock handles shouldn't be longer than 30 inches and should have a lead load in them.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 12, 2018 08:23 PM (bML9A)

319 f'd! sorry about your pup..ugh that hurts. *hugs*

Posted by: IC at July 12, 2018 08:23 PM (59mNl)

320 Once, my lover Lisa and I took a trip down to Rio de Janeiro on a counterintelligence mission among the Yanomano tribe.

The time was February. Which, as everyone knows, is Carneval.

As midnight approached we found ourselves on the beach, drinking the local specialty, the 'Caparena.' Made with a cane liqueur known as conchaca.

Drums pounded as the locals indulged in handfuls of sumptuous pork loin roasted on wood fires!

I tell you, the drumbeat possessed my soul as I smeared myself with pork grease, fashioned a crude thong out my adult-sized Hanes underwear and danced like my ancient tribal ancestors!

Posted by: Lover Peter Strzok at July 12, 2018 08:24 PM (DuAZ5)

321 Let it be known that like my lover Peter I, too, fashioned a home-made thong.

As the drums continued to pound, bodies commingled until I knew not where I ended and others began!

Then, right there on the beach, we took part in the ancient and sacred love ritual known as 'Huaxanico' or circle jerk.

It would be the first of many.

Posted by: Lover Lisa Page at July 12, 2018 08:24 PM (DuAZ5)

322 @297

A thousand pardons saheeb, my anger sometimes gets the better of me.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 08:24 PM (UfMVm)

323 Didja see this idiot today?

I'm afraid I'm going to need more information.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 08:24 PM (T6t7i)

324 I'd suspect the marital infidelity is the most "vanilla" thing they have on him.

Swamp creatures probably considers it a plus.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 12, 2018 08:24 PM (Tyii7)

325 Is that it? Does it have the fold out maps Eris?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 08:20 PM (hQDvN)

Naaah. I checked out my extensive collection of Afrika Korps books and I have nothing like that.

Well, Old Blue, everybody needs to have a white whale to obsess over.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 08:24 PM (gUCYC)

326 I do not think Strzok did himself any favors with his testimony.

I wonder if Trump will have a new nickname for him after this?

Heh!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 08:25 PM (W+vEI)

327 'Didja see this idiot today?'

What about it?

Posted by: the cat at July 12, 2018 08:25 PM (UdKB7)

328 I was laughing so hard I almost hurled after Gomert asked if he gave his wife that smirk and the Democrats responded.

I bet that makes its way into campaign commercials.

I still have tears in my eyes.

Mr Integrity was doinking Mr Ed, at the office behind his wife's back and he's their role model.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2018 08:25 PM (eYiH0)

329 >>>It's like birding for rare plumage.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
>>>>I got yer plumage right heah.
Posted by: Sean Bannion

Posted by: singing the Cheers theme song at July 12, 2018 08:26 PM (BVthB)

330 *smooshes Willow*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2018 08:20 PM (gUCYC)

popcorn.gif

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 12, 2018 08:26 PM (sWHZb)

331 I better do something productive. and maybe drink some wine. need it after thzat szmirkin toad.

peace.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2018 08:26 PM (dPd5y)

332 I wonder if Trump will have a new nickname for him after this?

Heh!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 08:25 PM (W+vEI)

Slimy Strozk?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2018 08:26 PM (AllCR)

333 231 SMH,
Ben Had ever get in touch with you?
Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2018 08:05 PM (kufk0)

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Umm...no...

About the MoMee?

Posted by: SMH in amusement at July 12, 2018 08:26 PM (n2LT3)

334 v
>0
^

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 12, 2018 08:27 PM (7BywG)

335 To echo Willow:

Smirking Strozk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2018 08:27 PM (AllCR)

336 I wonder if Trump will have a new nickname for him after this?

Ivan Strzokinoff.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 08:27 PM (T6t7i)

337 >>>If Trudeau were to visit Trump at the White House, do you think he'd dress up like a man?<<<

We could dress Trudeau up like Rob Ford, and have him lurch around like he's all cracked up to entertain us.

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2018 08:27 PM (8CvhS)

338 311 Watching Kilmead sitting in for Tucker
Carlson and his guest has picked up on Strzok's contempt. It seems most people, other than Democrats and their media familiars, see it too.

The guest said that he hoped these hearings would have restored some legitimacy to the FBI but he admits that it has made it much worse.
Posted by: Decaf at July 12, 2018 08:22 PM (Mymqt)

Holy Shiite!1!1111

I just caught some of that on TuCa too.

IF I was on a jury and seen a defendant act like that -- How dare you accuse me, accuse ME... -- I would find him guilty and insist they up the max penalty and have him taken out and shot immediately.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 12, 2018 08:28 PM (1g7ch)

339 I'm glad I decided not to watch this shit-show.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 12, 2018 08:28 PM (HiLJ1)

340 Huber is investigating nothing.

Jeff Sessions is doing nothing.

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2018 08:28 PM (j4+BF)

341 320 Once, my lover Lisa and I took a trip down to Rio de Janeiro on a counterintelligence mission among the Yanomano tribe.

The time was February. Which, as everyone knows, is Carneval.

As midnight approached we found ourselves on the beach, drinking the local specialty, the 'Caparena.' Made with a cane liqueur known as conchaca.

Drums pounded as the locals indulged in handfuls of sumptuous pork loin roasted on wood fires!

I tell you, the drumbeat possessed my soul as I smeared myself with pork grease, fashioned a crude thong out my adult-sized Hanes underwear and danced like my ancient tribal ancestors!
Posted by: Lover Peter Strzok at July 12, 2018 08:24 PM (DuAZ5)

321 Let it be known that like my lover Peter I, too, fashioned a home-made thong.

As the drums continued to pound, bodies commingled until I knew not where I ended and others began!

Then, right there on the beach, we took part in the ancient and sacred love ritual known as 'Huaxanico' or circle jerk.

It would be the first of many.
Posted by: Lover Lisa Page at July 12, 2018 08:24 PM (DuAZ5)

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Ugh...

*runs to bathroom*

Posted by: SMH in disgust at July 12, 2018 08:28 PM (n2LT3)

342 I wonder if Trump will have a new nickname for him after this?

Ivan Strzokinoff.
Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 08:27 PM (T6t7i)

Pinocchio

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2018 08:29 PM (bUjCl)

343 ****** It's like you have a locked room, a dead guy and Strozk holding a bloody knife but you can't say with absolute certainty that he killed him because you didn't see him plunge the knife.

If the villain doesn't spell out the whole scheme and his motivation to do evil, while standing in front of a display showing the missile track and a mushroom cloud over the target city, theres going to be reasonable doubt. moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 12, 2018 08:29 PM (2xR5z)

344
Take a gander at Yahoo. According to all of the stories they have on this Stroker and the Dems completely owned the Republicans. It's a fantasy world they still live in which is why come November I hope they are really screaming when more reality hits them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 08:29 PM (SiINZ)

345 Veni, Vidi, Smirki.

Posted by: Peter Stork at July 12, 2018 08:30 PM (Tyii7)

346 Strzok did himself no favors? He didn't need any favors.

That is why he was so cocky. He has zero to worry about.

Not that many here give a shit.

Posted by: Pam at July 12, 2018 08:30 PM (qRq6C)

347 i googled Boris Johnson hair and lordy..there sre endless debates and articles about his mop. too damn funny.

Posted by: IC at July 12, 2018 08:30 PM (59mNl)

348 Squeakywheel @ 208- Louie Gohmert is a Christian married to the same (and only) wife for a LONG time. Unlike a lot of us. I don't know what he said to stroke and don't care but am certain he wasn't grandstanding.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2018 08:30 PM (zLDYs)

349 >>I'd suspect the marital infidelity is the most "vanilla" thing they have on him.

Thought I read that that was a common cover story w/IC to explain a lot of contact between agents.

That's why Trump constantly referring to them as the "lovers" and Gohmert's questioning are extra fun - they're making them *own* it.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 08:30 PM (W+vEI)

350 AW, thanks for the link. Some seriously interesting stuff in there. Eris, I really need to learn to read German. That looks good as well.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 12, 2018 08:30 PM (gEvQ8)

351 Is Page showing up tomorrow or no?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 12, 2018 08:31 PM (pUDQf)

352 President Trump should appoint a Presidential Commission that reports directly to him on reforming the DoJ with full investigation authority and the ability to make recommendations for immediate dismissal and criminal charges.

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 08:31 PM (LnOh3)

353 SMH., I sent an email to what I thought was your new address.

yeah, about the MoMe

Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2018 08:31 PM (eroaN)

354 You are obviously a stooge of Ted Healy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (IqV8l)

Why, soitenly!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 08:31 PM (SiINZ)

355 Umm...no...

About the MoMee?
Posted by: SMH
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Yes. Needs your new email. Apparently, I only had the old one....

Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2018 08:32 PM (kufk0)

356 Ace needs to make a Flaming Skull with a Strzok smirk and buzz cut.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 12, 2018 08:32 PM (3C9q2)

357 Eromoro, thank you.

I certainly hope so.

Posted by: squeakywheel at July 12, 2018 08:32 PM (JLVi1)

358 317
Didja see this idiot today?

https://bit.ly/2uhoJFY
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2018 08:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Eh, I think people are getting a little bent out of shape. I myself have written in these very pages that cats are an extremely sophisticated and successful form of parasite. And I love cats.

I'm only partially kidding. Think about it. We give them food, water, shelter, and expensive medical care. All they have to do in return is be adorable.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

359 Evening, Horde! I really want Strzok to earn a Purple Heart, too. Two shots to the testicles and another to the penis would do it, right?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 12, 2018 08:33 PM (/+bwe)

360 I'll always find a market.

Posted by: Shit Show at July 12, 2018 08:33 PM (7BywG)

361 I wonder if Trump will have a new nickname for him after this?

Heh!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2018 08:25 PM (W+vEI)

Trump on Twitter will be the only thing that sticks.

The Rubes care so much less about this that it's comical. It's just taking too long.

Anybody trying to deflect this shit knows this. It ain't just me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 08:33 PM (tHX5V)

362 That is why he was so cocky. He has zero to worry about.

Not that many here give a shit.

Posted by: Pam at July 12, 2018 08:30 PM (qRq6C)

In what way would you find it acceptable for us to indicate that we do indeed give a _____, Pam?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2018 08:34 PM (AllCR)

363 I wonder if he used that line when his wife asked him where he was last night.

Refusing to answer completely stumps a Congressman, but there's not a wife in the world that is fooled.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2018 08:34 PM (nhAAH)

364 Yeah, because the only way dogs have had a relationship with people is today. Let's totally ignore the years they lived with us as herders, protectors, hunters, varmint killers and pack animals. My three exist right now as office dogs, but it hasn't always been that way.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 12, 2018 08:34 PM (JKNZq)

365 352 President Trump should appoint a Presidential Commission that reports directly to him on reforming the DoJ with full investigation authority and the ability to make recommendations for immediate dismissal and criminal charges.
Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 08:31 PM (LnOh3)

Staff with former JSOC pipe-hitters and a hundred of those blank search warrants we hear Mueller keeps asking for

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 12, 2018 08:35 PM (1g7ch)

366 209 204 Prediction: This guy appeals his demotion...drags it out...sticks around in a menial position for a number of years...and then...PRESTO...he's put right back into the Counter Intelligence position. Perhaps he even becomes the #1 man in that department. He's a lifer. He has his protection from the Seventh Floor. He'll be back and he knows it. Then look out.
Posted by: Orson at July 12, 2018 08:00 PM (2QFfI)

I better not mention movies like "The Star Chamber"or "Three the Hard Way."

________________________

Where can I fine three dominatrices real cheap?

Posted by: Orson at July 12, 2018 08:35 PM (2QFfI)

367 I give a shit. And I'm super-serial.

Posted by: pam at July 12, 2018 08:36 PM (HiLJ1)

368 I don't expect Trump to take much action until after the mid-terms. If the Repubs pick up seats, he may gain a few alllies. I expect the big things to be left until after 2020, if he runs again.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 12, 2018 08:36 PM (JKNZq)

369 I'm only partially kidding. Think about it. We give them food, water, shelter, and expensive medical care. All they have to do in return is be adorable.
Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

Ticks don't make me happy. Except for the one who yells spoon.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2018 08:36 PM (+lOpA)

370 MAGA GOON SKWADZ now, or we'll have worse to follow.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)

We are the goon squad and we're coming to town! Beep Beep!

Posted by: zombie David Bowie at July 12, 2018 08:37 PM (l7Kbv)

371 nood

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2018 08:37 PM (+lOpA)

372 364 Yeah, because the only way dogs have had a relationship with people is today. Let's totally ignore the years they lived with us as herders, protectors, hunters, varmint killers and pack animals. My three exist right now as office dogs, but it hasn't always been that way.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 12, 2018 08:34 PM (JKNZq)

Yes, it's more a symbiotic relationship than a parasitical one.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 08:37 PM (sdi6R)

373 We are the goon squad and we're coming to town! Beep Beep!

Posted by: zombie David Bowie at July 12, 2018 08:37 PM (l7Kbv)

*cough* #211 *cough*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2018 08:38 PM (SiINZ)

374 Louie is straight up no bs country.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2018 08:38 PM (j4+BF)

375 Strzok says: I believe Trump and his supporters are despicable trash, but I did not let those feelings affect my performance while investigating Trump.

Democrats say: True Dat! What's the problem?

Trump calls his opponent "Crooked Hillary!"

Democrats say: That's despicable! This man is unfit to hold any office of responsibility in the US Government, let alone President, where his biases may determine if Hillary is prosecuted and perhaps convicted!!!!

No contradictions here, move along, move along...

Posted by: Gref at July 12, 2018 08:38 PM (AMIL/)

376 That is why he was so cocky. He has zero to worry about.

Not that many here give a shit.

Posted by: Pam at July 12, 2018 08:30 PM (qRq6C)

-------------

Not true. Here, most of us give a great deal of a shit.

It is out there in the general populace that not many care, and not even many know what is even going on. Because, out there most are working their jobs, raising their families and just living their lives.

This is how they know they can get away with this shit.

You chose your words about the Horde here........very poorly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 08:40 PM (oivx6)

377 The entire MSM is one giant Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 08:40 PM (N4pek)

378

Here's a tart exchange in which the arrogant, smirking Peter Strzok, who does not like you questioning his authority, fedsplains that he was not fired from the Mueller probe for bias, but just the appearance of bias.

Prolly already been said, but we've all been told that in politics, perception is reality.

So if it looks like bias, sounds like bias, and smells like bias, it's bias. Right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 12, 2018 08:41 PM (HaL55)

379 The entire MSM is one giant Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 08:40 PM (N4pek)

That's insulting to Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at July 12, 2018 08:42 PM (sXefu)

380 Psycho Strzok sneering GIF:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycyhtyz5

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2018 08:47 PM (Evws/)

381 Ya, that was a bitter looking smirk on Strzok's mug

It is painfully obvious there was a conspiracy to frame Trump and Strzok was in on it. The conspiracy went all the way to the top. The Inside Cabal of Obama's Whitehouse and the Clinton Campaign no doubt spoke of it in unrecorded conversations and formulated the plan with their people in the IC and Justice.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 12, 2018 08:49 PM (7BywG)

382 Any guesses who the "non-Russian" foreign actor who was tapping Hilary's emails was?

Mossad
Brits
China
Iran

it could be a long list.

Posted by: Jean at July 12, 2018 08:55 PM (Cnt92)

383 I would like to see that little weaseldick cocksucker in the electric chair, but... I'm not biased.

Posted by: strawdog at July 12, 2018 08:57 PM (Cssks)

384 Sorry, after watching so much evidence of corruption and lies today by THIS President's DOJ and FBI, I just didn't expect....jokes.

Posted by: Pam at July 12, 2018 08:59 PM (qRq6C)

385 Why are they asking for Bannon, other than not having anything to do with this, he will kick their asses up and down the hall

Posted by: Jean at July 12, 2018 09:04 PM (Cnt92)

386 Sorry, after watching so much evidence of corruption and lies today by THIS President's DOJ and FBI, I just didn't expect....jokes.

Posted by: Pam at July 12, 2018 08:59 PM (qRq6C)

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Welcome to AOSHQ, where morbid humor is a specialty in any given situation.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 09:06 PM (oivx6)

387 "6 How was this sociopath #2 @ the FBI? Why is he still on the payroll?"

The second question there is mindblowing. It's probably safe to assume this corrupt, lying shitweasel is not an outlier and pretty well is the face of the Department of Justice.

Shut it down.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 12, 2018 09:25 PM (AfnXv)

388 Most Slav - and therefore, most best - thing you'll see today.

https://youtu.be/Ac4dKqrs6QQ

XS Project - Rossiya eto raiv. (Russia is a rave)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 09:31 PM (fA1SL)

389 This guy is Neidermeyer answering to the committee as if he was Otter.

Posted by: mikey at July 12, 2018 10:17 PM (qLXKd)

390 Can't wait to have this man get to Gitmo and be in a prison cell with two or three well hung black men as roomies. We will be able to hear him squeal from there all across the USA. Ha Ha

Posted by: melski at July 12, 2018 10:54 PM (bD2nl)

391 Strozk is a synomyn for "smirky little shit".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 12, 2018 11:09 PM (Sda6L)

392 -> Blindly Votes for Trump
-> Wants to act like infidelity is a big deal

womp womp

Posted by: leninism at July 13, 2018 12:02 PM (qDhbG)

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