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European Nations Forming "Coalition of the Willing" to Protect Borders

Was Trump an aberration or simply a Distant Early Warning?


The latest round of unrest was significantly exacerbated earlier this week when Italy decided to turn away a ship carrying hundreds of refugees. That happened at the same time that Angela Merkel was facing a serious challenge to her open border policies from her own Interior Minister. Emmanuel Macron got in on the action, calling Italy’s decision “sickening.”


Now, in what appears to be a showdown between the open and closed border camps, officials from Austria and Italy have joined with Germany's Interior Minister to form what they’re referring to as an Axis of the Willing, which seeks to secure their nation’s borders and curb the flow of migrants. This is leading to something of a crisis of leadership in several countries and things are only heating up further now.

Putting further pressure on Angela Merkel and her Wilkommen, Morder policy is the last-minute thwarting of an ISIS-sympathizing immigrant to set off a risin WMD:



Steven Green collects some tweets from Germany-watchers who say Angela Merkel is "on the edge of a knife" as far as being deposed from office.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:50 PM




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Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 06:41 PM (FOPyv)

2

Trump is simply stating common sense.
In colorful tweets.
It's wonderful.

Trumpism is spreading like wildfire, but mostly to the people, not the leaders.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 06:42 PM (fceHP)

3 th

Posted by: Ersatz at June 14, 2018 06:42 PM (44PTs)

4 Wie sagst Mann 'REMOVE KEBAB' auf Deutsch?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:42 PM (fA1SL)

5
A new kind of "woke" appears to be happening.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 06:43 PM (r+sAi)

6 yeah boy! first.

any won't mean nothing if they depose Merkel.

They need to accept real premises:

1. even if you're 4th generation, you're still a foreigner
2. no more welfare for foreigners.
3. They need to deport millions of people.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 06:43 PM (FOPyv)

7 Another look at the Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:44 PM (fA1SL)

8 Best thing to happen to Germany in a while would be if Merkel were removed from office.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2018 06:44 PM (0/+vJ)

9 time to bring back the Spanish Inquisition, except for the whole continent. All the moors go back.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 06:44 PM (FOPyv)

10 Just when I thought the Euros were simply going to curl up and die, they exhibit signs of life.

Sign #1: exhibiting an instinct for self-preservation!

Posted by: Ersatz at June 14, 2018 06:45 PM (44PTs)

11 Angela Merkel should be hung by her clitoris until dead.

She is commie scum from the bad old days.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2018 06:45 PM (EoRCO)

12 How could anyone have ever seen this coming?

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 06:45 PM (VNS1l)

13
It does appear that Trump had done the ol stand athwart history and yelling stop.

However unlikely at one time that seemed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 06:45 PM (r+sAi)

14

Agent Zed: "Whether we like it or not, we remain a dominant military superpower..."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (fceHP)

15 "Axis of the Willing"?
Germany, Austria and Italy?
What could go wrong?

Posted by: Ersatz at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (44PTs)

16 You guys are retards.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (89T5c)

17 Frau Merkel should be shown the door, but there are thousands more just like her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (ndTbZ)

18 >>The suspect ordered 1000 ricinus seeds and a coffee grinder from an online store, and successfully produced ricin in his apartment.


I see German intelligence is on top of their game as their US counterparts.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (F5+ro)

19 Hell yeah. I'm three for three or so on "summon new thread" posts today.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (VgKNm)

20 Did the jihadi dude with the ricin die? He's running it through a coffee grinder in his apartment, how is he not dead not to mention all his neighbors if not the entire block?

That's some scary shit and funny at the same time.

Choose the method of your destruction!
Coffee grinder.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (2NqXo)

21 The proper term is that Trump is a Bellwether.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (vDqXW)

22
Angela Merkwurdig-Liebe or Todt Angela>

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (VM6ev)

23 The Best Ricinus Seeds are the ones that pass through the digestive tract of a Civet Cat.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (VNS1l)

24
Steven Green collects some tweets from Germany-watchers who say Angela Merkel is "on the edge of a knife" as far as being deposed from office.


You Brade Runnah?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

25 I do not want to live in a country where WMDs cannot be created by immigrants and 14 YO girls hymens cannot be groomed for taking.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

26 started with Austria, Hungary, Poland and now Italy...

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (a0IVu)

27 Also, and I mean this with the greatest kindness, Germany: Try not to throw around any proposal with 'Axis' in it.

Bad Optics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (ndTbZ)

28 Maude Merkel should be hanging from the Brandenburg Gate. Bundestag have no recall mechanism?

Posted by: PhilDirt at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (72Uzk)

29 How do you just "order" 1,000 ricinus seeds?
I can't get a box of sudafed without a proctological exam.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (9uM86)

30 Trumpism is spreading like wildfire, but mostly to the people, not the leaders.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 06:42 PM (fceHP)

Well, the leaders sold their soul to Satan and he kind of gets upset if you grow a conscience later.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (9BLnV)

31 Die Mutti ist kaputt!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (e1mEI)

32 23 The Best Ricinus Seeds are the ones that pass through the digestive tract of a Civet Cat.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (VNS1l)

I've heard that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (F5+ro)

33 Angela Merkel, helping to bring about the destruction of the West. She learned well from her Stasi Overlords.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 14, 2018 06:48 PM (7TeOH)

34
The suspect ordered 1000 ricinus seeds and a coffee grinder from an online store, and successfully produced ricin in his apartment.


Good thing his hammer and chisel was coming from China, or he would have been splitting atoms.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

35 You know how you get more Trump and a HOT CIVIL WAR?

Wat that asshole head of the of the FIB did and said.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 06:48 PM (pw+jk)

36 See this is the evil nationalism and tribalism I talk about in my book. We are the world! We are the children!

Posted by: Jonu Gildberg at June 14, 2018 06:48 PM (J70i0)

37 The Europeans are having a COW. Coalition of the Willing. Better late than never.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 14, 2018 06:48 PM (2NqXo)

38 Madame fuhrer is not going to go quietly.

They've already talked about restricting the press from publishing things.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 06:48 PM (vDqXW)

39 Ricinus? The RNC guy?

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2018 06:48 PM (MVjcR)

40 8 Best thing to happen to Germany in a while would be if Merkel were removed from office.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2018 06:44 PM (0/+vJ)

Preferably at the point of a gun followed by a quick trip to Der Penitentiary.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 06:48 PM (4ErVI)

41

Let me be the first to say....

Merkel is worse than Hitler.


/godwin

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 14, 2018 06:49 PM (9yPBp)

42 >>The suspect ordered 1000 ricinus seeds and a coffee grinder from an online store, and successfully produced ricin in his apartment.


But he can't find a job!

Posted by: Marie harff at June 14, 2018 06:49 PM (VNS1l)

43 I do not want to live in a country where WMDs cannot be created by immigrants and 14 YO girls hymens cannot be groomed for taking.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

I thought for sure I would look down at who posted this and see the name of Barack Obama.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 06:49 PM (9BLnV)

44 This just in, IG Horowitz discerns that the ricin producing terrorist had no political bias towards his intended mass murder victims.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 14, 2018 06:49 PM (CacOE)

45 Germans and Italians form an Axis? Again?

Posted by: PhilDirt at June 14, 2018 06:49 PM (72Uzk)

46 Attempts to save the Fatherland may bare fruit. The UK on the other hand is a fucking lost cause.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 06:49 PM (r9UYA)

47 Is there when shit goes downhill? Has a feel to it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 06:49 PM (89T5c)

48 One thought. The bounty for getting a globalist asshole is all of the stuff they stole from the rest of us.


Just sayin it might give a bit of incentive to do right.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 06:50 PM (pw+jk)

49 >>> Angela Merkel is "on the edge of a knife"

** types **

** deletes **

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2018 06:50 PM (cHbmY)

50 This stuff is going to spin out of control because of ideological idiots.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 14, 2018 06:50 PM (0QYMt)

51 Another look at the Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:44 PM (fA1SL)


Dude ... you had me at Hello.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 06:50 PM (fiGNd)

52 The turning point?

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 14, 2018 06:50 PM (RuIsu)

53 When I was a kid I used to love those Kellogg's Ricinus Krispy Treats.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 06:50 PM (VNS1l)

54 4 Wie sagst Mann 'REMOVE KEBAB' auf Deutsch?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:42 PM (fA1SL)

'iizalat al'kibab.

Ach, so, sie fragen nach den alten Sprachen? Feh, hab' ich gar kein' ahnung.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 06:50 PM (BRvh1)

55 "36 See this is the evil nationalism and tribalism I talk about in my book. We are the world! We are the children!"

yeah right?

You invade a nation with millions of savages who are above the law and then you complain about the rise of nationalism as people wake up from their slumber.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 06:50 PM (FOPyv)

56 Best thing to happen to Germany in a while would be if Merkel were removed from office.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2018 06:44 PM (0/+vJ)

Preferably at the point of a gun followed by a quick trip to Der Penitentiary.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 06:48 PM (4ErVI)

Let me fix that for you:

Preferably at the point of a gun followed by a quick trip to the guillotine.

There.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (9BLnV)

57 I think when Glenn Beck was sane he warned about backlash in Europe.

You know who has demonstrated expertise in genocide?

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (jHrzU)

58 Distant Early Warning is a RUSH song!!!

I knew it, the head EWOK is a RUSH fan.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (ytiJW)

59
time to bring back the Spanish Inquisition, except for the whole continent. All the moors go back.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 06:44 PM (FOPyv)







I didn't expect that solution......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (eXA4G)

60

Agent I: "...I inhaled frequently. That was the point."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (fceHP)

61 >>> Angela Merkel is "on the edge of a knife"

** types **

** deletes **

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (cHbmY)

62 Clearly the EU needs commonsense coffee-grinder legislation.

No one needs access to that sort of deathmachine implement of destruction.

Posted by: reason at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (F26eZ)

63 Ricinus Pieces are an M&M ripoff.

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (MVjcR)

64 >>>> Angela Merkel is "on the edge of a knife"


Nah-nah, nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah-nah

Posted by: Bryan Adams at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (VNS1l)

65 England deserves to go down in flames for what they did to those babies. Starting w/ the assholes in the so-called royal family. I hope I live to see them thrown out in the streets by their islamic overlords.

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (a0IVu)

66 I'm sure he was only raising awareness of what its like to die in a nerve gas attack.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

67 27 Also, and I mean this with the greatest kindness, Germany: Try not to throw around any proposal with 'Axis' in it.

Bad Optics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (ndTbZ)



Especially when joining up with Italy and Austria. Did they think "Central Axis of the Willing" was too long?


I mean good on them for what they are trying to do, but find a different name.

Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (lKs2v)

68 29 How do you just "order" 1,000 ricinus seeds?
I can't get a box of sudafed without a proctological exam.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (9uM86)

Just change your name to something with Allah or Muhammed in it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)

69 Deposed from office? She needs to hang.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

70
Angela Merkel is "on the edge of a knife"


That poor knife doesn't have a chance

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 14, 2018 06:52 PM (10vO4)

71 On the edge of a knife?

Does the Mayor of Londonistan know about this?


Ban the knives, save Merkel!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 14, 2018 06:52 PM (vcOmj)

72 @35 You aint fuckin shittin.
I could not believe the level of pure CONTEMPT this "wray" fellow obviously holds for you and I.
Like how he blabbed on about "parent who choose us to find their children.."
They don't CHOOSE you you fucktard! That's your JOB.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 14, 2018 06:52 PM (aR6C/)

73 This stuff is going to spin out of control because of ideological idiots.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 14, 2018 06:50 PM (0QYMt)


Maybe that's the point, Mikey.

All the slightly less stupid shit the Powers That Be tried up to now didn't blow up in their faces - so of course they just kept pushing and pushing.

Maybe next time - we won't wait so long.

Liked your comment end of last thread. First "pro report" comment I've seen that I actually found believable. Made sense to me.

So - of course - you're fucked.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 06:52 PM (fiGNd)

74 Not "refugees" but welfare colonists.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 14, 2018 06:52 PM (fqUgw)

75 Best thing to happen to Germany in a while would be if Merkel were removed from office.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2018 06:44 PM (0/+vJ)



Preferably at the point of a gun followed by a quick trip to Der Penitentiary.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 06:48 PM (4ErVI)



Let me fix that for you:



Preferably at the point of a gun followed by a quick trip to the guillotine.



There.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (9BLnV)

===
Preferably at the point of a bayonet, that doesn't stop when she does.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (pw+jk)

76 I'm sure that it all can be made right with some retraining.

Posted by: Director Wray at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (vDqXW)

77

Agent Zero: When I meet with world leaders, what's striking -- whether it's in Europe or here in Asia..." -- Barack Obama, mistakenly referring to Hawaii as Asia while holding a press conference outside Honolulu, Nov. 16, 2011

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (fceHP)

78 At the next G7 summit it'll be a Trump and an entirely different group of leaders.

Trump will be wearing his Nobel Peace Prize as a necklace.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (4ErVI)

79 Apparently Comey says that he is totally vindicated by OIG report. Shows no political motivation and that decision not to prosecute Hillary was correct.

Well then.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (jHrzU)

80 When I was a kid I used to love those Kellogg's Ricinus Krispy Treats.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 06:50 PM

Fun Fact: the Rolling Stones did the music for a Rice Krispies commercial in 1964.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (2NqXo)

81 I can't take the name "Coalition of the Willing" as being a serious massage. Pictures of heads on pikes lining the borders would be a serious message.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (TA9CI)

82 Trump will be wearing his Nobel Peace Prize as a necklace.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (4ErVI)
---
codpiece

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (vDqXW)

83 You guys are retards.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (89T5c)

Je suis en retard.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (iTpm7)

84
Ricin Roni, the massen-morden treat!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (VM6ev)

85 Nothing short of a nuke is going to get the EU to change.

They are committed to ending Europe as a set of individual countries. They want an undifferentiated, illiterate mass of welfare addicts over which to rule.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (zfrbv)

86 84. And......thread is won

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (fA1SL)

87
At the next G7 summit it'll be a Trump and an entirely different group of leaders.
Trump will be wearing his Nobel Peace Prize as a necklace.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (4ErVI)


Along with the ears of former G7 leaders

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (10vO4)

88 Je suis en retard.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (iTpm7)


First you're slapping cocksuckers - now you're talkin' French.

Are you trying to rile me up ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 06:55 PM (fiGNd)

89 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (4ErVI)

From your lips to Gods ear.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2018 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

90 65 England deserves to go down in flames for what they did to those babies. Starting w/ the assholes in the so-called royal family. I hope I live to see them thrown out in the streets by their islamic overlords.
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 06:51 PM (a0IVu)

(I personally would subtitle this comment, "Speaking of German assholes, a word about the house of Windsor....")

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 06:55 PM (BRvh1)

91 79 Apparently Comey says that he is totally vindicated by OIG report. Shows no political motivation and that decision not to prosecute Hillary was correct.

Well then.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (jHrzU)

Wha?

From what I saw it just proved that Trump was totally justified in firing the dope.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 06:55 PM (4ErVI)

92 84
Ricin Roni, the massen-morden treat!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (VM6ev)

:golf clap:

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2018 06:55 PM (F5+ro)

93 How soon for the Bunker scene?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2018 06:56 PM (cpLq8)

94 I go trap shooting quite a bit. But I am now putting a greater percentage of time at the range as of 2:00 EST Thursday June 14.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 06:56 PM (pw+jk)

95 93 How soon for the Bunker scene?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2018 06:56 PM (cpLq


"Aw, jeez!"

- - Archie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 06:56 PM (VM6ev)

96 Helicopter rides are too good for these people.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 14, 2018 06:56 PM (dKiJG)

97 'We tried to tell you.' - Serbs from the '90's

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:57 PM (fA1SL)

98 96 Helicopter rides are too good for these people.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 14, 2018 06:56 PM (dKiJG)

"I know, right?"

- - Vic Morrow

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 06:57 PM (VM6ev)

99 Helicopter rides are too good for these people.

====
Go long on wood chippers manufacturers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 06:57 PM (pw+jk)

100 Angela Merkel is "on the edge of a knife"

That would explain the gash between legs. Lord knows she's not attractive enough to be a woman. Maybe she is transitioning.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 06:57 PM (9BLnV)

101 I go trap shooting quite a bit. But I am now putting a greater percentage of time at the range as of 2:00 EST Thursday June 14.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 06:56 PM (pw+jk)


Wouldn't Sporting Clays be a better exercise - for what you have in mind ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 06:58 PM (fiGNd)

102 So is there a legit purpose to buying ricin seeds? Did he buy them on amazon?

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 06:58 PM (ANIFC)

103 100 Angela Merkel is "on the edge of a knife"

That would explain the gash between legs. Lord knows she's not attractive enough to be a woman. Maybe she is transitioning.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 06:57 PM (9BLnV)


Kartoffel, ja?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 06:58 PM (VM6ev)

104 I like a little civet cat ricinus seeds ground fine and spread over my double frapple crapple chino grande while I am hanging round Berlin for the day.

Nooooooo reservations!

Posted by: Zombie Tony Bourdain at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (EoRCO)

105 No the other Bunker scene you Meathead!!



Mein Chancellor, Steiner has ghosted."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (cpLq8)

106 102. The plant - the castor - is grown as an ornamental, believe it or not.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)

107 Well, if this one soldier of Allah was buying ricin there are others who are as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (0/+vJ)

108 Thank goodness leftists have no self control. They are incontinent, and now they've got people spooked. If they played a long game, they would probably have gotten away with it, but they must keep pushing for ever more extreme, absurd policies. They can't ever say, "Ok, what we have is reasonable. We should stop". They have an addiction.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (/qEW2)

109 Actually, Ace, watching Europe is what convinced me on Trump.

I've gone into that before though. When I first came here I espoused my theory on the 3 battles that were happening (pre-Trump). They all overlap. I guess I'd add a 4th...but I'll spare everyone.

Posted by: platypus at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (GVZIJ)

110 Surprise! Rep. Swallowswell is on Martha's show and sez PDT was WRONG to fire Comey, and "we are all imperfect people."

So there ya go!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

111 I thought for sure I would look down at who posted this and see the name of Barack Obama.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 06:49 PM (9BLnV)

No, that would have been ended by 'It's not who we are.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (ndTbZ)

112 Austria, Poland, Hungary and now Italy are going to squeeze the schnitzel out of Merkel and Macron.

Macron is only siding with Merkel because France is still trying to suck up some Iranian cash before the well goes dry. He's already fucked because the mullaha's are telling the EU to pay up.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (cHVSG)

113 105 No the other Bunker scene you Meathead!!

Mein Chancellor, Steiner has ghosted."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (cpLq

Grossen Fleisch-kopf!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (VM6ev)

114 The plant - the castor - is grown as an ornamental, believe it or not.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)


No shit ?

As in Castor Oil ? The awful stuff they'd give you to make you puke ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (fiGNd)

115 107 Well, if this one soldier of Allah was buying ricin there are others who are as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM

Looking forward to news reports of workplace accidents

Posted by: Ersatz at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (44PTs)

116 110 Surprise! Rep. Swallowswell is on Martha's show and sez PDT was WRONG to fire Comey, and "we are all imperfect people."

So there ya go!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (ptqGC)


You mean after Rosenfraud recommended it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (VM6ev)

117

The idiot shoud've just walked into a Starbucks and ask to use their grinder without buying anything.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (10vO4)

118 Any Axis formations in Europe are bound to be considered suspect. They should have called it something like Coalition of the Willing which was just as effective as what their Axis is likely to be.

Without an army or a large police force to guard their borders they have nothing but tweets and TV interviews.

Posted by: Decaf at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (/3+Sg)

119 Perhaps there is a Martel or Sobiesky ready to stand up for GOD and country?

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2018 07:01 PM (zLDYs)

120 114 The plant - the castor - is grown as an ornamental, believe it or not.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)

No shit ?

As in Castor Oil ? The awful stuff they'd give you to make you puke ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (fiGNd)

They make Coors Light from castor oil?

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 07:01 PM (ANIFC)

121 106 102. The plant - the castor - is grown as an ornamental, believe it or not.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)
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There goes the garden thread.

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (MVjcR)

122 I've gone into that before though. When I first came here I espoused my theory on the 3 battles that were happening (pre-Trump). They all overlap. I guess I'd add a 4th...but I'll spare everyone.
Posted by: platypus at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (GVZIJ)
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What's your 4th?

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (vDqXW)

123 First you're slapping cocksuckers - now you're talkin' French.



Are you trying to rile me up ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 06:55 PM (fiGNd)
I drive you wild, Gomez.

Posted by: Morticia, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (iTpm7)

124 Merkel doing poorly - six months to form her coalition government - with much of the really bad news embargoed across the EU? Lots of usual in the Balkans. Putin doing his thing in Serbia, Moldova, Romania. Hungary pushing back hard.

And the Brit progs undoing Brexit?

Posted by: 13times at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (K3B2k)

125 They pulled their little photo stunt to make Mutti look tough and in charge over Trump.

And in the following days:

- Trump basically gives the worlds foremost nuclear threat a noogie and a bowl of ice cream.

- Mutti has a just barely foiled terrorist attack by a mostly-peaceful newcomer, and her own government and two other nations form a coalition against her signature policy.

Yeah. But that photo. Good job. Way to win.

/sarc.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (BRvh1)

126 Umbrellas with pointy tips now banned in Bavaria........

Posted by: saf at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (5IHGB)

127 They make Coors Light from castor oil?
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 07:01 PM (ANIFC)


No, from cowboy piss

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (FiSRO)

128 I'll be damned.

Castor Oil does come from the Castor Plant, which is also where Ricin comes from.

Says so right on Wikipedia. That shit's never wrong.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (fiGNd)

129 114. Yep. The pomace left from the oil-extraction process is poisonous. A little de-fatting, and a few other steps - all easily done at home - and you've got a fairly pure ricin extract. Shit will kill you dead as beef - usually by inhalation, takes a few days, looks like pneumonia. By injection, much, much faster.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (fA1SL)

130 No shit ?

As in Castor Oil ? The awful stuff they'd give you to make you puke ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (fiGNd)

You are thinking of syrup of Ipecac. Castor Oil is a laxative, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (ndTbZ)

131 It's nice to gat a thread like this to show that however corrupt and treasonous US leaders are, the Europeans are worse.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

132
On a purely practical note, castor beans are so incredibly toxic, even touching them can poison you. And this schmuck ground them up in a coffee grinder?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (VM6ev)

133 The plant - the castor - is grown as an ornamental, believe it or not.



Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR
Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)



The white oleander is a gorgeous shrub, but it's very poisonous. Other oleanders aren't.

Back in the day (way back), a person could kill someone by making them tea with the white oleander.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 07:03 PM (ptqGC)

134 130 No shit ?

As in Castor Oil ? The awful stuff they'd give you to make you puke ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (fiGNd)

You are thinking of syrup of Ipecac. Castor Oil is a laxative, I think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (ndTbZ)


"Yup."

- - Chas. H. Fletcher

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:03 PM (VM6ev)

135 James Wolfe's Legal Defense Fund GoFundMe is still at $690.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 07:03 PM (rnXGe)

136 >>On a purely practical note, castor beans are so incredibly toxic, even touching them can poison you. And this schmuck ground them up in a coffee grinder?


In a European Apartment.

Those things are so small, you have to go out in the hall to put a condom on.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 07:04 PM (K80NW)

137 James Wolfe's Legal Defense Fund GoFundMe is still at $690.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 07:03 PM (rnXGe)


Sad!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

138 132. Ya don't grind them dry.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:04 PM (fA1SL)

139 Why, yes I have grown castor bean plants as ornamentals. Terrible canoe accident with the seed though.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2018 07:04 PM (cHVSG)

140 "The idiot shoud've just walked into a Starbucks and ask to use their grinder without buying anything."

A terrorist walks into a Starbucks. The barista says "How can I help you?" The terrorist says, I need to borrow your grinder for a bit. The barista asks "why?" The terrorists says, "for no particular ricin."

Posted by: Waka waka waka at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (rwaEp)

141 Castor oil is a real thing?

I thought it was just a cartoon invention
Like ACME rocket skates or global warming

Posted by: Ersatz at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (44PTs)

142 133 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 07:03 PM (ptqGC)


As are azaleas, IIRC. I had an intro bio class on college called "Plants and Man" and the prof, who was the department chair passed around seed samples, albeit in sealed containers. A castor bean the size of rice grain could kill an elephant. Yikes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (VM6ev)

143 133 The plant - the castor - is grown as an ornamental, believe it or not.



Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR
Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)


The white oleander is a gorgeous shrub, but it's very poisonous. Other oleanders aren't.

Back in the day (way back), a person could kill someone by making them tea with the white oleander.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 07:03 PM (ptqGC)

We need common sense oleander control.

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (ANIFC)

144 96 Helicopter rides are too good for these people.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 14, 2018 06:56 PM (dKiJG)

Have to agree. These people are directly responsible for Bataclan and all the other atrocities that have unfolded over the last few years.

Wouldn't have happened if you hadn't let them in.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (4ErVI)

145 Macron is only siding with Merkel because France is still trying to suck up some Iranian cash before the well goes dry. He's already fucked because the mullaha's are telling the EU to pay up.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (cHVSG)

These racist idiots actually think they can suck up to a Persian by defending a Tunisian.

"F*ck it, they're all brown, whatever."

And Iran is sly enough to let them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (BRvh1)

146 On a purely practical note, castor beans are so incredibly toxic, even touching them can poison you. And this schmuck ground them up in a coffee grinder?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (VM6ev)

Hey, who doesn't like a little ricin with their coffee?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (9BLnV)

147 James Wolfe's Legal Defense Fund GoFundMe is still at $690.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 07:03 PM (rnXGe)

I found a penny in my couch cushions. Will that help?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (MX7xj)

148 You are thinking of syrup of Ipecac. Castor Oil is a laxative, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (ndTbZ)


You're right.

And we got Jane killing people with Oleander tea.

I'm selling a gun and buying a greenhouse !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (fiGNd)

149 136
Those things are so small, you have to go out in the hall to put a condom on.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 07:04 PM (K80NW)

Not Brian Tater.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (VM6ev)

150 >>Ya don't grind them dry.


Says you.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at June 14, 2018 07:06 PM (K80NW)

151 Pretty awesome: First pitch in the Congressional baseball game was a grounder to the 2nd baseman, Steve Scalise. One out.

Posted by: Team USA at June 14, 2018 07:06 PM (SLCtI)

152
In a European Apartment.



Those things are so small, you have to go out in the hall to put a condom on.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 07:04 PM (K80NW)



So NYC. I've been in my NYC SiL's "fabulous, $1.5 mil." apartment, and her dining room is literally in a small hallway. They don't even have a full size fridge in the kitchen. But it's NYC!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

153 147 James Wolfe's Legal Defense Fund GoFundMe is still at $690.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 07:03 PM (rnXGe)

I found a penny in my couch cushions. Will that help?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (MX7xj)


I have a used butterscotch with lint from my coat pocket.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:06 PM (VM6ev)

154 http://bit.ly/2ycOwDN
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Distant Early Warning

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:06 PM (y3aQB)

155 Off, Team USA sock...

Posted by: Vendette at June 14, 2018 07:07 PM (SLCtI)

156 150 >>Ya don't grind them dry.


Says you.
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at June 14, 2018 07:06 PM (K80NW)


This combination read together = funneh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:07 PM (VM6ev)

157 I knew there would be trouble from a guy who refers to himself as "Jupiter". Maybe the war games the Swiss military did where France was the enemy is not so far off.

Sounds like something a guy who thinks he is Jupiter might do.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 14, 2018 07:07 PM (MuTTO)

158 I believe there was a murder movie starring Michele Pfieffer (sp?) called "White Oleander."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

159 >>>Emmanuel Macron got in on the action, calling Italy's decision "sickening."

This coalition needs to take a leaf from Israel's book. If the leftists try to guilt you for the crime of not letting your nation be invaded and overrun, ignore them. Don't let them get under your skin, don't allow them to make you doubt your nation's right to sovereignty and security.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2018 07:07 PM (/qEW2)

160 The problem with Merkel's policy is no one else was consulted or agreed to it in advance.

No one elected her the head of the EU.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 14, 2018 07:07 PM (fftfA)

161 "for no particular ricin."

Posted by: Waka waka waka at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (rwaEp)

HA!

Posted by: Morticia, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 07:08 PM (iTpm7)

162 I have a used butterscotch with lint from my coat pocket.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:06 PM (VM6ev)


You gonna' eat that ?

Guess what ... I also don't know where Milwaukee's Best Light comes from.

But I know the shit was on sale, and I'm getting ready to have a few.

Turns out - I might be from the Chosen Tribe as well.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:08 PM (fiGNd)

163 A bus load of FBI people crashed in a farmer's back 40. His wife comes in and tells him this. Farmer says he will go check it out tommorow morning.
Tomorrow morning the farmer goes and checks out his back 40 and there is a bus that has crashed there.
Farmer goes back to his house and tell the wife that she was right a bus load of FBI people did crash in the back 40. Tells her he will call the sheriff tomorrow morning.

Farmer calls the sheriff the nest morning. Sheriff says he can get out there in the afternoon. Well the sheriff gets out there and looks around and there are no FBI people. So he asks where are all the FBI people? Farmer says that he buried them all.
Sheriff asks weren't there any of them alive? Farmer says that some of them said they were alive but you know how those FBI people lie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 07:09 PM (pw+jk)

164 I have a used butterscotch with lint from my coat pocket.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:06 PM (VM6ev)

Ooo, ooo, I found a paper clip! That's gotta be worth something...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 14, 2018 07:09 PM (MX7xj)

165 James Wolfe's Legal Defense Fund GoFundMe is still at $690.



How much 'journalist' pussy can that buy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

166 The problem with Merkel's policy is no one else was consulted or agreed to it in advance.

No one elected her the head of the EU.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 14, 2018 07:07 PM (fftfA)


Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles . . .

The Axis Will RISE Again!

Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (953wK)

167 "But I know the shit was on sale, and I'm getting ready to have a few. "

Beast mode activated.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (rwaEp)

168 The Blackshirts in Mussolini's Italy liked to use castor oil as a "motivator" for those who bucked the system.

If you bad mouthed Il Duce, or were a known commie sympathizer or just didn't wash your ass for a few weeks, etc.

They would pay you a visit, wrestle you to the ground, then make you drink a bottle or two after a good beat down.

Hilarity and compliance usually ensued.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (EoRCO)

169 Another mentally ill guy? Can't figure out why this keeps happening.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (pHfeF)

170 Surprise! Rep. Swallowswell is on Martha's show and sez PDT was WRONG to fire Comey, and "we are all imperfect people."

So there ya go!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (ptqGC)


The go to is always "everyone makes mistakes and is imperfect".

No one ever comes back and says "that is not the same as being a criminal, on purpose".

I swear, the logic in this country has flown the nest. Under that reasoning, everyone should be let outta jail, bcz murderers just made a mistake.

Unless you are Trump and said "pussy"...then it is Impeachment!

The Left...double standards all the time.

Posted by: platypus at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (GVZIJ)

171 Guess what ... I also don't know where Milwaukee's Best Light comes from.


I dunno but you gotta believe Milwaukee can do better than that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (39g3+)

172 Maybe we should explain to the eurofags that mass muzzie & African immigration into Western Europe is in fact SMR plot. Let euros and kebab kill each other, then heroic warriors of SMR pour in, slaughter survivors, and generally Slav the joint up.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (fA1SL)

173 How much 'journalist' pussy can that buy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

Three Andrea Mitchells.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 07:11 PM (4ErVI)

174 The Blackshirts in Mussolini's Italy liked to use castor oil as a "motivator" for those who bucked the system.

The Don Camillo books bring this up a lot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

175 This should be for the Gardening thread - but I used to have a nice big castor bean plant in the front bed. Beautiful plant, leaves turn a deep burgundy. Quit growing it when I found out that that Castor Beans, which are little black marbles that feel and look like they're made of glass, incredibly hard - are also known as Ricinus seeds.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 07:11 PM (V2Yro)

176 Oh yes, many a tale I have heard from my husband about the abuse he sustained from his grandma B. If him or any of his 7 siblings had not pooped that day they got the castor oil. I would think at some point they would have learned to lie.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2018 07:11 PM (dUJdY)

177 How much 'journalist' pussy can that buy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

Three Andrea Mitchells.


That's not bad for real leather.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

178 Here's how you know this whole fucking whitewash is scripted down to Wrays pathetic and nauseating press conference..

No one asked Wray the most obvious question..

Reporter: Director Wray, after reading and digesting the report, do you see any cause to re-open the Clinton Investigation?


Now we we know what his reponse would be but the question needs to be asked.

And it wasn't.

This shit is all just a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 14, 2018 07:12 PM (UfMVm)

179 172 Maybe we should explain to the eurofags that mass muzzie & African immigration into Western Europe is in fact SMR plot. Let euros and kebab kill each other, then heroic warriors of SMR pour in, slaughter survivors, and generally Slav the joint up.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (fA1SL)

Tell me about SMR.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2018 07:13 PM (F5+ro)

180 I see no way getting rid of Merkel now will do, damage is done. There are enough Muzzies in Europe to over populate and take it over in a generation.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 07:13 PM (pHfeF)

181 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

That gets a standing ovation, sir.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 07:13 PM (BRvh1)

182 172 Maybe we should explain to the eurofags that mass muzzie & African immigration into Western Europe is in fact SMR plot. Let euros and kebab kill each other, then heroic warriors of SMR pour in, slaughter survivors, and generally Slav the joint up.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (fA1SL)

We have seen how you all drive. You would all be on foot before even getting out of Russia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:13 PM (ndTbZ)

183 Hungary and Poland are definitely no-go zones for illegals. Italy sez "Genug!" Erdogan is in a tight race last I saw. London? London swings like a pendulum do ...

Posted by: mrp at June 14, 2018 07:13 PM (Pqytn)

184 Posted by: Kreplach at June 14, 2018 07:12 PM (UfMVm)\
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Do you just copy & paste your old crazy ass rants?

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:13 PM (y3aQB)

185 Will owed:


651 Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 14, 2018 06:02 PM (TA9CI)

305 287 But answer the IMPORTANT question: what's his hairdo today?
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 05:57 PM (953wK)


We haven't decided
Posted by: RI red at June 14, 2018 06:02 PM (iOL2

Dude, if you ever sock my nick again, I will hunt you down and fuck you up.
Posted by: RI Red at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (I1V3o)

REDACTED, one chance to explain why you socked my nick.

Posted by: RI Red at June 14, 2018 07:14 PM (I1V3o)

186 No one asked Wray the most obvious question..

Reporter: Director Wray, after reading and digesting the report, do you see any cause to re-open the Clinton Investigation?


Now we we know what his reponse would be but the question needs to be asked.

And it wasn't.

This shit is all just a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 14, 2018 07:12 PM (UfMVm)


Honestly, I don't think that question would even occur to any presstitute working in Washington, DC.

Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 07:14 PM (953wK)

187 179. SMR - Slavic Master Race. The thesis that the ethno/linguistic group of Slavs represents the highest possible level of human development. This theory is generally accepted as correct and indeed axiomatic, and is considered sufficient evidence of the Ancient Slavonaut Theory.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

188 http://bit.ly/2JEWlaq
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Pollak: DOJ Inspector General Report Undermines Basis for Mueller Investigation | Breitbart
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Yeah But Nothingburger

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:14 PM (y3aQB)

189 146 On a purely practical note, castor beans are so incredibly toxic, even touching them can poison you. And this schmuck ground them up in a coffee grinder?"

No touching them cannot kill you - i've had them in my hand dozens of times. No effect, they are incredibly hard, like glass. You could probably swallow them and they'd pass right through undigested. They'd have to be powderized to have an effect.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 07:15 PM (V2Yro)

190 174 The Blackshirts in Mussolini's Italy liked to use castor oil as a "motivator" for those who bucked the system.

The Don Camillo books bring this up a lot.
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Story (with great revenge scene) appears in Eco's "Mysterious Flame of Queen Loanna" too

Posted by: Ersatz at June 14, 2018 07:15 PM (44PTs)

191 187 179. SMR - Slavic Master Race. The thesis that the ethno/linguistic group of Slavs represents the highest possible level of human development. This theory is generally accepted as correct and indeed axiomatic, and is considered sufficient evidence of the Ancient Slavonaut Theory.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2018 07:15 PM (F5+ro)

192 177 How much 'journalist' pussy can that buy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

Three Andrea Mitchells.

That's not bad for real leather.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

Need a new monitor now

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 07:15 PM (ANIFC)

193 Kreplach, That investigation is already underway in DoJ. Has been since Jan 1 , 2018.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2018 07:15 PM (cHVSG)

194 182. Ha! But just.imagine how motivated they'd be!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:15 PM (fA1SL)

195 170
I swear, the logic in this country has flown the nest. Under that reasoning, everyone should be let outta jail, bcz murderers just made a mistake.
Posted by: platypus at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (GVZIJ)


Now you're talking!

Posted by: Democrats standing outside prison gates with voter registration forms at June 14, 2018 07:16 PM (sdi6R)

196
Horowitz will come.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 14, 2018 07:16 PM (r+sAi)

197 By injection, much, much faster.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (fA1SL)

Careful with those Bulgarian umbrellas.

Posted by: Miklos at June 14, 2018 07:16 PM (zCyNd)

198 187 179. SMR - Slavic Master Race. The thesis that the ethno/linguistic group of Slavs represents the highest possible level of human development. This theory is generally accepted as correct and indeed axiomatic, and is considered sufficient evidence of the Ancient Slavonaut Theory.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

By other Slavs at least.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:16 PM (ndTbZ)

199 189 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 07:15 PM (V2Yro)

I stand corrected. I'm thinking of something else. Like Harvey' ficusberries.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:16 PM (VM6ev)

200 178.
yep.

Posted by: special agent homer j. simpson at June 14, 2018 07:17 PM (pHVJG)

201 Horowitz will come.
Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 14, 2018 07:16 PM (r+sAi)


Old and busted.

The new hotness is:

Huber Will Come.

Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 07:17 PM (953wK)

202 I feel like I am catching a cold, its the middle of June. How is that possible?
Anyway good night horde.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 07:17 PM (pHfeF)

203 SMR, huh?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 07:17 PM (iTpm7)

204 I have a T-Shirt that says "Vote Brexit and Save Europe".

My hope was that once the UK broke with the EU, it would be enough to shake the EU dominance loose. It looks like it might be happening. Just in a much different way than I expected.

I have a coffee mug too, that says the same thing. It's funny how it seems a lifetime ago, when it was really very recent.

Also, the govt. over there has tried to over-rule the Brexit vote. Other country's citizens have been paying attention.

Posted by: platypus at June 14, 2018 07:17 PM (GVZIJ)

205 How much 'journalist' pussy can that buy?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

Three Andrea Mitchells.

That's not bad for real leather.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

Need a new monitor now

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 07:15 PM (ANIFC)


*shoves used Shamwow through monitor*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 07:18 PM (ptqGC)

206 It's always the fucking Germans.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 14, 2018 07:18 PM (bML9A)

207 198. Naturally. Only true Slav posseses intellect necessary to grasp full subtleties of SMR.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:18 PM (fA1SL)

208 177 How much 'journalist' pussy can that buy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

Three Andrea Mitchells.

That's not bad for real leather.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)


"Piss flaps like Audie Murphy's saddle bags."

- - Big Al Greenspan

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:18 PM (VM6ev)

209 Goodnight, Skip.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 07:18 PM (iTpm7)

210 Hawaiian Judge will never allow Europe to close their borders.

Posted by: Trudeau's escaping eyebrow at June 14, 2018 07:18 PM (/46do)

211 @193

There is no public record of that.

If you have a link please provide it.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 14, 2018 07:18 PM (UfMVm)

212 Summer colds are the worst colds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 07:18 PM (ptqGC)

213 A terrorist walks into a Starbucks. The barista says "How can I help you?" The terrorist says, I need to borrow your grinder for a bit. The barista asks "why?" The terrorists says, "for no particular ricin."
Posted by: Waka waka waka


That pun was a real bomb.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:19 PM (c+2jX)

214 Slavs have a history of kicking Muslim ass.

Also of getting their asses kicked. It was a mutual thing.

In 1389 they killed the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire at the Battle of Kosovo.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 07:19 PM (4ErVI)

215
The Blackshirts in Mussolini's Italy liked to use castor oil as a "motivator" for those who bucked the system.


So did parents with unruly kids

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (10vO4)

216 141 Castor oil is a real thing?

read somewhere that sopwith camels were lubricated with the stuff and that, due to a total loss oiling system, the pilotes would wind up covered with it.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (xGZ+b)

217 212. Summer colds are the worst colds.
**
* checks codebook *
Citrus is not yet in season.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (fA1SL)

218
The Sultans, they play Creole... Creole...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (VM6ev)

219 Dude! You never saw Breaking Bad? Rice 'n Beans!

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (TKQ/l)

220 I'm signing off for the day as well . . . got a thing to go to. Good thing it's held outdoors and it's a delightful mix of high temperature and moderately high humidity.

Should be fun (he said, grimacing). But there will be beer, so there is that.

Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (953wK)

221 I've been dodging the news for the most part since the IG report is such a shit stain. Anyone seen Jack Straw?
This at least lifts my spirits a bit. Since, obviously, we no longer have republic. This is a Banana.

Posted by: Winston at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (wgCUV)

222 Erdogan is in a tight race last I saw.



Erdogan is an Islamist. I don't see how he loses. I mean, I think he'll make sure he wins. I don't know how they get rid of him w/o a coup.

Posted by: platypus at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (GVZIJ)

223 Did the name for the coalition really need to be translated as 'axis'? Or was it done deliberately and gratuitously?

I smell a lefty journalist rat somewhere. The article links to a quote from the dailymail, which can be hit or miss as far as liberalism is concerned.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (/qEW2)

224 216 141 Castor oil is a real thing?

read somewhere that sopwith camels were lubricated with the stuff and that, due to a total loss oiling system, the pilotes would wind up covered with it.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (xGZ+b)


Hence Castrol motor oil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (VM6ev)

225 68 29 How do you just "order" 1,000 ricinus seeds?
I can't get a box of sudafed without a proctological exam.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (9uM86) "

Go look an ebay or Amazon - you can have a bag of ricinus seeds shipped to your house for $3.99 Search for castor bean plants.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 07:21 PM (V2Yro)

226 JackStraw says well duh the IG doesn't prosecute he only collects evidence for the prosecutions.

So all those bad things that the IG report says well oopsie there were just some mistakes....

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 07:21 PM (jHrzU)

227 224. Also, that 'new leather' smell? Mostly castor oil and neatsfoot oil.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

228 Kreplach, I rechecked with a bing search and found it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2018 07:22 PM (cHVSG)

229 Off to see "RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny"

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 07:22 PM (ANIFC)

230 Castor oil is a real thing?




I only know it from old movies where moms would make their kids take castor oil for health reasons.

Posted by: platypus at June 14, 2018 07:22 PM (GVZIJ)

231 225 68 29 How do you just "order" 1,000 ricinus seeds?
I can't get a box of sudafed without a proctological exam.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (9uM86) "

Go look an ebay or Amazon - you can have a bag of ricinus seeds shipped to your house for $3.99 Search for castor bean plants.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 07:21 PM (V2Yro)


I would not recommend checking for the availability of such things on your computer, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:22 PM (VM6ev)

232 Triumph of the Willing

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 07:22 PM (IqV8l)

233 Turkey is primed for a yuge economic downturn. They've been growing at an insane rate, close to 10% I think it is, mostly through infrastructure improvements. They want to build a canal that goes through the whole country.

He called the election early because conditions on the ground will be worse later.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 07:23 PM (4ErVI)

234 232 Triumph of the Willing
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 07:22 PM (IqV8l)

Well played, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:23 PM (VM6ev)

235 179. SMR - Slavic Master Race. The thesis that the
ethno/linguistic group of Slavs represents the highest possible level of
human development. This theory is generally accepted as correct and
indeed axiomatic, and is considered sufficient evidence of the Ancient
Slavonaut Theory.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR
Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:14 PM (fA1SL)


================
Civil War: LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5tBgpie8Qo

Posted by: mrp at June 14, 2018 07:23 PM (Pqytn)

236 "Axis" is an unfortunate choice of words.

Perhaps "Alliance" is a better word?

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 07:23 PM (3HNOQ)

237 So, I'm just reading some stuff.

And on one hand Horowitz says that there is NO evidence that Strzok's bias against Trump affected his actions against the Trump team--but in regard to Comey's "October Surprise"--he says that Strzok's urge to get started on the "Russa investigation" probably delayed pursuing the Weiner laptop.

Horowitz, according to Tapper, accepts NO OTHER explanation as to why it got delayed.

He's not quite as open to explanations as he feigns. Frankly, I don't see that his insistence that this is how it went down is any more *evidence* that Strzok's attributed bias affected his actions HERE but not in any other way.

Really? You have a *theory* about how Strzok's enthusiasm delayed the investigation into Weiner's laptop and that makes evidence that his bias affected his action??!

So the IG can make *that* recommendation with weak sauce, but EVERY OTHER recommendation is couched with "no indication"!!

Bullshit.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 07:23 PM (vDqXW)

238 225 68 29 How do you just "order" 1,000 ricinus seeds?
I can't get a box of sudafed without a proctological exam.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (9uM86) "

Go look an ebay or Amazon - you can have a bag of ricinus seeds shipped to your house for $3.99 Search for castor bean plants.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Order today and get our special deal: 1,000 seeds and an Interpol red alert, for just $3.99!

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:23 PM (c+2jX)

239 You gotta wonder about Merkel.

She lived a very successful life under the Commie regime.
Not that she was in a position of political power, mind you, but she had the sort of professional life she could never have had without supporting the state.
The details of the extent to which she was a good little comrade are.....fuzzy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 07:24 PM (0jtPF)

240 232 Triumph of the Willing
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 07:22 PM

Copyright infringement

Posted by: Zombie Leni Riefenstahl at June 14, 2018 07:24 PM (44PTs)

241 d'oh.

Posted by: special agent chase bishop at June 14, 2018 07:24 PM (pHVJG)

242 JackStraw says well duh the IG doesn't prosecute he only collects evidence for the prosecutions.

So all those bad things that the IG report says well oopsie there were just some mistakes....
Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 07:21 PM (jHrzU)



If people are gonna criticize other Ace long time posters, at least let them be here to respond. Not cricket to do in their absence.

I am thankful for Jack Straw's insight.

Posted by: platypus at June 14, 2018 07:24 PM (GVZIJ)

243 Hence Castrol motor oil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (VM6ev)

I thought that was produced in Cuba from Venezuelan crude.

Posted by: Miklos, at Spindletop at June 14, 2018 07:24 PM (zCyNd)

244 The white oleander is a gorgeous shrub, but it's very poisonous. Other oleanders aren't. "

Actually, I must correct you. All oleanders are equally poisonous, the poison is in the stems and the leaves. The color of the flower makes no difference. (I've got a nice big pink one on a place of mine)

They love heat, and they don't mind drought, so they grow marvelously well in the southwest. In old Phoenix, people used to grow huge hedges out of them, 12 feet tall.

In boy scouts once, we were camping out in a semi-civilized area, and one of the idiots got a big armload of Oleander sticks that were dry and dumped them on the campfire - that fire pumped out what felt like straight tear gas for 30 minutes. Oh, we hated him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 07:25 PM (V2Yro)

245 235. Only finest steel can sharpen steel. Thus is it with relations between various SMR groups.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:25 PM (fA1SL)

246 >>221
Anyone seen Jack Straw?

Out moving goal posts again-at both ends of the field.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 07:26 PM (r9UYA)

247 238 Order today and get our special deal: 1,000 seeds and an Interpol red alert, for just $3.99!

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:23 PM (c+2jX)


I guess the trick is to order the coffee grinder separately from WalMart.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 14, 2018 07:26 PM (NL6wI)

248
German prosecutors have charged a 29-year-old Tunisian citizen in Cologne with producing a biological weapon.

Lone wolf
Not representative
Muslims are adding a lot to Europe's culture
Your cultural imperialism
Why are you a white supremacist
Racist!
You extreme right-wing fascist!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2018 07:26 PM (LsBY9)

249 Where I'm from, people plant castor around the porch to keep mosquitos away.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 14, 2018 07:26 PM (xInes)

250 No way anybody can convince me that Merkel is not a Stassi/KGB deep cover sleeper agent set to destroy West Germany and all of Western Europe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 07:27 PM (pw+jk)

251 And once again, here we are:


WHY ARE YOU STILL A COUNTRY!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 07:27 PM (BRvh1)

252 231 225 68 29 How do you just "order" 1,000 ricinus seeds?
I can't get a box of sudafed without a proctological exam.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (9uM86) "

Go look an ebay or Amazon - you can have a bag of ricinus seeds shipped to your house for $3.99 Search for castor bean plants.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 07:21 PM (V2Yro)


I would not recommend checking for the availability of such things on your computer, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:22 PM (VM6ev)


Is there a legitimate usage for ricinus seeds?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 14, 2018 07:27 PM (nBr1j)

253 Order today and get our special deal: 1,000 seeds and an Interpol red alert, for just $3.99!
Posted by: zombie


Srsly? That's cheap. I'll take 3.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 07:28 PM (9uM86)

254 I would not recommend checking for the availability of such things on your computer, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:22 PM (VM6ev)

Castor plants are quite the deterrent of moles.

I know. A couple of days early.

Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2018 07:28 PM (If3tB)

255 Lone wolf
Not representative
Muslims are adding a lot to Europe's culture
Your cultural imperialism
Why are you a white supremacist
Racist!
You extreme right-wing fascist!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You forgot Imminent Backlash!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 14, 2018 07:28 PM (kYLYM)

256 Further to my last question can you use ricinus seeds to get mostly dead, one seed short of dead?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 14, 2018 07:28 PM (nBr1j)

257 252
Is there a legitimate usage for ricinus seeds?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 14, 2018 07:27 PM (nBr1j)

I suppose there is, but all things considered, you'll get lucky and the one conscientious FBI agent or Bob from NSA will notice you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:29 PM (VM6ev)

258 >>So all those bad things that the IG report says well oopsie there were just some mistakes....

Well that might be the case if Sessions hadn't assigned a federal prosecutor to work with Horowitz last summer. He's the guy who does the prosecutions largely based on the evidence the IG and his team turn up. His name is John Huber.

And yes, Ben Had is right, Sessions reopened the Hillary email investigation at the beginning of January. Again, with prosecutors. Did people really not know this?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2018 07:29 PM (/tuJf)

259 Is there a legitimate usage for ricinus seeds?
Posted by: Northernlurker


Can't make ricin without it. Duh.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 07:29 PM (9uM86)

260 250 No way anybody can convince me that Merkel is not a Stassi/KGB deep cover sleeper agent set to destroy West Germany and all of Western Europe.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 07:27 PM

Hell, who WASN'T a Stasi agent in East Germany?

Posted by: Zombie Leni Riefenstahl at June 14, 2018 07:29 PM (44PTs)

261 248
German prosecutors have charged a 29-year-old Tunisian citizen in Cologne with producing a biological weapon.

Lone wolf
Not representative
Muslims are adding a lot to Europe's culture
Your cultural imperialism
Why are you a white supremacist
Racist!
You extreme right-wing fascist!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2018 07:26 PM (LsBY9)


There was a story the other day about Germany wanting to do away with political talk shows. Maybe because people would like to talk about things like this?

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2018 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

262
Further to my last question can you use ricinus seeds to get mostly dead, one seed short of dead?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem.


One bean over the line.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 07:29 PM (IqV8l)

263 Important safety tip folks.

Never use oleander branches to hold your marshmallows while making S'mores.

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 07:29 PM (3HNOQ)

264 Can't make ricin without it. Duh.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 07:29 PM (9uM86)


Can you use it to make die-ealla?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM (nBr1j)

265 "Axis of the Willing". With Germany, Austria and Italy. I love it! Can Japan play too? Will there be a "triumph of the willing" when they're done?

Posted by: Huck Fussein at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM (0D9O2)

266 The Transnational Socialists have forgotten that they were able to sell socialism to people by telling them how they were going to get something for nothing and everything was going to wonderful. Now, the Tranzis are telling their citizenry, "Well sorry about that thing we did your mouths, but you're actually serfs" and have been letting their countries be invaded by foreign migration. Suddenly, socialism isn't such a great deal for Europeans because now they have to pay for someone else's slothfulness AND run the risk of being violently murdered by the migrants. Rather than wiping out national boundaries, the Tranzis have ensured that nationalism will become even more intense.

It's merely a matter of time but the only question while the Muslim migrants are being force-ably ejected is whether the Tranzis will be executed by the new Nationalistic governments.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM (5Yee7)

267 Tapper:
---
IG makes it clear he doesn't believe any of the other explanations as to why FBI acted before end of October. He calls them "unpersuasive."
---
So just because we're using somebody's report as the document means that we accept his opinion as part of what is documented?

Bullshit. You people don't know how to think!

Everywhere else, Horowitz is afraid to draw a conclusion he doesn't have bedrock proof for--but where he finds other arguments "unpersuasive", he'll sure as fuck demand things into being.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM (vDqXW)

268 83
You guys are retards.



Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (89T5c)

Je suis en retard.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (iTpm7)

Ich bin retard.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM (8iiMU)

269

What if...

we set up a gofuckme to build a border wall?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM (9yPBp)

270 262
One bean over the line.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 07:29 PM (IqV8l)

*sound of Brewer & Shipley furiously scribbling and going back into time machine...*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM (VM6ev)

271 I still say we just team up with the SMR and the Celestials and glass Western Europe now, to beat the rush.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM (fA1SL)

272 Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 07:21 PM (jHrzU)
====
NO Genius that is what John Huber comes in, you know the Prosecutor. Good Lord the Cognitive Dissonance in the children here

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM (y3aQB)

273 Query of the IG report for 'Seth Rich'

0 results.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 07:31 PM (r9UYA)

274 I'll bet an event like this drives the feds nuts because everyone starts searching for the poison.

Must've went off the charts when Walter finally dropped the hammer on Lydia.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 07:31 PM (4ErVI)

275
There was a story the other day about Germany wanting to do away with political talk shows. Maybe because people would like to talk about things like this?
Posted by: rickl


Hide a radio in your wooden leg.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 07:31 PM (IqV8l)

276 268 Ich bin retard.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM (8iiMU)

"Crazy ass-cracka. Sir."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:31 PM (VM6ev)

277 268 83
You guys are retards.



Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (89T5c)

Je suis en retard.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (iTpm7)

Ich bin retard.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM

Le retard, c'est moi!

Posted by: Ersatz at June 14, 2018 07:31 PM (44PTs)

278 @258 JackStraw doesn't this report undercut any idea of a prosecution by pooh poohing events and excusing them?

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 07:31 PM (jHrzU)

279 276 268 Ich bin retard.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM (8iiMU)

"Crazy ass-cracka. Sir."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:31 PM (VM6ev)


Rachel Jenteeel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:31 PM (VM6ev)

280 256
Further to my last question can you use ricinus seeds to get mostly dead, one seed short of dead?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 14, 2018 07:28 PM (nBr1j)

That was a plot-point in Breaking Bad.

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2018 07:32 PM (TKQ/l)

281 280 256
Further to my last question can you use ricinus seeds to get mostly dead, one seed short of dead?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 14, 2018 07:28 PM (nBr1j)

That was a plot-point in Breaking Bad.
Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2018 07:32 PM (TKQ/l)

It was? I was thinking The Princess Bride.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 14, 2018 07:32 PM (nBr1j)

282 Yep ... I'm gonna' get another "stop the condescension" pep talk any moment now.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:32 PM (fiGNd)

283 @258

There is no public record of the investigation being re-opened.

Please provide a cite.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 14, 2018 07:32 PM (UfMVm)

284 Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2018 07:29 PM (/tuJf)
=====
well to be fair Jack it is kreplach who just copy & pastes his previous responses

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:32 PM (y3aQB)

285 I still say we just team up with the SMR and the Celestials and glass Western Europe now, to beat the rush.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory

Neutrino bombs. Save the real estate but get rid of the pesky infestation.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 14, 2018 07:33 PM (kYLYM)

286 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:32 PM (fiGNd)
====
Nah you are a bore

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:33 PM (y3aQB)

287 Jackstraw, my first blush review was whitewash. The more I read, though, and consider the big picture, this report was devastating to the FBI.
I've still got patience, having lived through the years of Wayergate. Nice that you have thick skin.

Posted by: RI Red at June 14, 2018 07:33 PM (I1V3o)

288 I would not recommend checking for the availability of such things on your computer, for obvious reasons."

There's a whole lot of Really Poisonous Things that are in our gardens, and that are commonly sold. The Castor Bean / Ricinus plant is scary because it's a nerve agent, but for a practical, deadly poison the pretty little Nightshade plant is far more dangerous. (aka Belladonna) That's probably what the Borgia's and other notorious poisoners of the past used.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 07:33 PM (V2Yro)

289 Actually, now that I think about it, Walter used a plant very similar to it.

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (TKQ/l)

290 277 268 83
You guys are retards.



Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (89T5c)

Je suis en retard.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (iTpm7)

Ich bin retard.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM

Le retard, c'est moi!


Immay etard-ray!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

291 I say let europe burn a third time and not help them. Just get some good seats, popcorn, and soda.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (pw+jk)

292 I will take some, I believe justifiable, pride in the fact that my shit has always been retarded.

Posted by: Miklos, consistent, at least at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (zCyNd)

293 Sad!Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 07:04 PM (ptqGC)


Sad is the picture they chose: https://tinyurl.com/yasojmsg

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (rnXGe)

294 Ich bin ein Jelly doughnut.

Posted by: John F. Kennedy at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (3HNOQ)

295 285. Clean-up from those is a bitch. Fire cleanses all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (fA1SL)

296 Are they sure it wasn't lily-of-the-valley the guy was grinding?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (Evws/)

297 Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 07:31 PM (r9UYA)
====
Do You even have a clue what the IG Report was about ?

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (y3aQB)

298 Come! Take me. Your answers are at the end.

Posted by: The Golden Path at June 14, 2018 07:35 PM (r9UYA)

299 One of the interesting things about the Trump/ Lil' Kim meeting is-

at the big feast afterward neither Lil' Kim nor his entourage ate a single item of food.

Everyone else was digging in and finally President Trump asked Lil Kim why no one on his side of the table was eating.

Lil Kim patted his tummy and said, "Ricinus."

Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2018 07:35 PM (ZSkht)

300 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:32 PM (fiGNd)
====
Nah you are a bore
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:33 PM (y3aQB)


Yet ... you can't ignore me.

Purge the Pants Shitters, deploraBot. Purge them with the cleansing fire of Sessions.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:35 PM (fiGNd)

301 288. 'Succession Powder, ' they called it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:35 PM (fA1SL)

302
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Do You even have a clue what the IG Report was about ?
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (y3aQB)
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There was an IG report?

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2018 07:35 PM (MVjcR)

303 Clean-up from those is a bitch. Fire cleanses all.
I can attest to that.

Posted by: zombie sir arthur harris at June 14, 2018 07:35 PM (Evws/)

304 A Bridge Too Far is on. I won't last through it. Up at 0400 for the yob.

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2018 07:36 PM (zLDYs)

305 No look I get there is a prosecutor and Horowitz is not Huber.

But this report doesn't say wow look at all the evidence of wrongdoing I found!

It says, yeah, some stuff happened and no one was really at fault.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 07:36 PM (jHrzU)

306 298. Barron will lead us.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)

307 290 277 268 83
You guys are retards.



Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (89T5c)

Je suis en retard.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (iTpm7)

Ich bin retard.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM

Le retard, c'est moi!

Immay etard-ray!


ya retarden

Posted by: Anachronda at June 14, 2018 07:37 PM (xGZ+b)

308 Cleanup is easy. Thanks to the fine folks at Caterpillar.

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 07:37 PM (3HNOQ)

309 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:35 PM (fiGNd)
=====
you are a child, Go back to games

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:37 PM (y3aQB)

310 There's a whole lot of Really Poisonous Things that
are in our gardens, and that are commonly sold. The Castor Bean /
Ricinus plant is scary because it's a nerve agent, but for a practical,
deadly poison the pretty little Nightshade plant is far more dangerous.
(aka Belladonna) That's probably what the Borgia's and other
notorious poisoners of the past used.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 07:33 PM (V2Yro)

======
One of my rentals used to be overgrown with Castor Bean plants.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 07:37 PM (pw+jk)

311 Speaking of porous borders -- time for our

TRIVIA QUESTION OF THE DAY

Even at the height of the Cold War, when Texas was the most rah-rah pro-America patriotic state, while Russia was the heartland of communism, there was a species of animal that freely migrated back and forth between Texas and Russia, every year without fail -- overwinters in Texas, then up to Russia for the summers, as it has been doing for countless thousands of years. What is the name of the species? NO GOOGLING.

First person with the correct answer wins bragging rights and one-eighth of a quatloo.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:37 PM (c+2jX)

312 A report on IGgy Pop.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 07:37 PM (IqV8l)

313 A Bridge Too Far is on. I won't last through it. Up at 0400 for the yob.

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2018 07:36 PM (zLDYs)


Just take a moment to note how many Hall of Fame actors are in it.

Unbelievable cast.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:38 PM (fiGNd)

314 There was an IG report?
=====
obviously Under Fire has no clue what it was about

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:38 PM (y3aQB)

315 But the belladonna gives me such horny, enlarged pupils!

Posted by: zombie renaissance babe at June 14, 2018 07:38 PM (Evws/)

316 305 It says, yeah, some stuff happened and no one was really at fault.
Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 07:36 PM

No One is to Blame

Posted by: Howard Jones at June 14, 2018 07:38 PM (44PTs)

317 The fucking Tumbleweed came with the Russian settlers to northern California.

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 07:38 PM (3HNOQ)

318 Trump is a symptom, not a cause.

The idea that you are supposed to be nice enough to allow barbarians to ruin your country, due to multi cultural Niceness...

Is stupid... and suicidal.

I see it every damn day here in California... where we have so many foreign born... ie raised in a different culture... that the normal behavior and MANNERS we expect from Americans... just isn't there.

Everything from Manners while driving, to parking, to cutting in line... to EXPECTING everyone to speak their language...


Posted by: Don Q at June 14, 2018 07:38 PM (NgKpN)

319 >>JackStraw doesn't this report undercut any idea of a prosecution by pooh poohing events and excusing them?

Not at all. If you read the words Horowitz used they were legal word like no documentary evidence was found that could be tied to specific investigatory decisions. And remember, Horowitz is limited in his subpoena power. He can only get stuff from within the DOJ and can only speak with people who still work there.

Huber doesn't have those limitations. And he can prosecute. That's what he does.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2018 07:39 PM (/tuJf)

320 First person with the correct answer wins bragging rights and one-eighth of a quatloo.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:37 PM (c+2jX)

Some kind of butterfly?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 07:39 PM (BRvh1)

321 All this talk of muzzie's trying to make chemical weapons makes me want to bring back our Neutron Bomb program.

How long after we use them could we re-populate Europa?

I would like a nice villa on the Med......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2018 07:39 PM (EoRCO)

322 "The Justice Department has launched a new inquiry into whether the Clinton Foundation engaged in any pay-to-play politics or other illegal activities while Hillary Clinton served as secretary of State, law enforcement officials and a witness tells The Hill."

-John Solomon, Jan. 4 2018

Posted by: Miklos, citing away at June 14, 2018 07:39 PM (zCyNd)

323 Speaking of porous borders -- time for our

TRIVIA QUESTION OF THE DAY

Even at the height of the Cold War, when Texas was the most rah-rah pro-America patriotic state, while Russia was the heartland of communism, there was a species of animal that freely migrated back and forth between Texas and Russia, every year without fail -- overwinters in Texas, then up to Russia for the summers, as it has been doing for countless thousands of years. What is the name of the species? NO GOOGLING.

First person with the correct answer wins bragging rights and one-eighth of a quatloo.
Posted by: zombie


Wetbacks?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 07:39 PM (9uM86)

324 First person with the correct answer wins bragging rights and one-eighth of a quatloo.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:37 PM (c+2jX)


Is it a kind of weasel?

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2018 07:39 PM (TKQ/l)

325 317 The fucking Tumbleweed came with the Russian settlers to northern California.

Posted by: JAS


True -- but that's the answer to a different question.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:39 PM (c+2jX)

326 then up to Russia for the summers,
Russia Geese?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2018 07:39 PM (Evws/)

327
Well its a good thing there were some referrals, that way those guys can keep their phony baloney jobs for a couple more years.
You may surmise that I am not a believer that justice will be done here.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 07:39 PM (r+sAi)

328 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:35 PM (fiGNd)
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you are a child, Go back to games
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:37 PM (y3aQB)


Lets play a game together, deploraBOT.

I post this, and you ... ignore me. Just ignore me. Forever.

If you do - YOU WIN !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:39 PM (fiGNd)

329 316 305 It says, yeah, some stuff happened and no one was really at fault.
Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 07:36 PM

No One is to Blame
Posted by: Howard Jones at June 14, 2018 07:38 PM (44PTs)

There was no intent to break the law, so no reasonable Prosecutor will bring charges...

Posted by: We done been Comeyd at June 14, 2018 07:40 PM (NgKpN)

330 There is a certain commenter who is personally attacking and insulting other commenters. I thought that was verboten.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2018 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

331 How long after we use them could we re-populate Europa?
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ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE!

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2018 07:40 PM (MVjcR)

332
Good Lord the Cognitive Dissonance in the children here.

You're hilarious. Aren't you the one who said the spy was definitely *not* Stefan Halper?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 14, 2018 07:40 PM (9yPBp)

333 The flying armadillo?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2018 07:40 PM (Evws/)

334 320 First person with the correct answer wins bragging rights and one-eighth of a quatloo.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:37 PM (c+2jX)

Some kind of butterfly?
Posted by: Warai-otoko


No clues given. You must get the answer exactly correct.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:40 PM (c+2jX)

335 Wetbacks?
Posted by: rickb223


Nope.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:40 PM (c+2jX)

336 321. Bulgaria - the Myrtle Beach of Slavistan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:40 PM (fA1SL)

337 Yeah, the tumbleweed doesn't fly home to Mother Russia for the Summer.

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 07:40 PM (3HNOQ)

338 So all those bad things that the IG report says well oopsie there were just some mistakes....

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 07:21 PM (jHrzU)

Apparently everything except the report's Conclusions section will lead to criminal referrals.
But won't their defense attorneys just use that Conclusions section to get whatever charges tossed?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 07:40 PM (rnXGe)

339
Is it a kind of weasel?
Posted by: davidt


Nope.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:41 PM (c+2jX)

340 Zombie, it is Siberian penguins. No! It was sables!

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2018 07:41 PM (zLDYs)

341 330 There is a certain commenter who is personally attacking and insulting other commenters. I thought that was verboten.
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2018 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

Been going on for awhile...

Apparently some Pigs are more equal than others.

Posted by: Don Q at June 14, 2018 07:41 PM (NgKpN)

342 What's the Texas/Russia equivalent of the swallow?

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 07:41 PM (3HNOQ)

343 >>>when Italy decided to turn away a ship carrying hundreds of refugees.

The nice thing about these rafts they use is that there's no room for them to be setting tires ablaze and throwing Molotov cocktails at the Italians while demanding a "right of entry".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2018 07:41 PM (/qEW2)

344 Did the so called neutron bomb ever actually exist?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 07:41 PM (IqV8l)

345 Is there a legitimate usage for ricinus seeds?
Killing Latino drug lords. Well, they give you no choice don't they?

Posted by: zombie walter white at June 14, 2018 07:42 PM (Evws/)

346 342 What's the Texas/Russia equivalent of the swallow?
Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 07:41 PM (3HNOQ)


Sandra Flukeski.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 07:42 PM (VM6ev)

347 Huber doesn't have those limitations. And he can prosecute. That's what he does.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2018 07:39 PM (/tuJf)

Note, for example, that the IG report states that Strzok lied about anyone else having access to his private email account.

Given Mueller's record of prosecuting false statement cases, what choice does Huber really have?

Posted by: Miklos, speculating again at June 14, 2018 07:42 PM (zCyNd)

348 344. Yep. Genius anti-armour weapon.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:42 PM (fA1SL)

349 @344 yup

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 07:42 PM (jHrzU)

350 Is it a kind of weasel?
Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2018 07:39 PM (TKQ/l)
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Flying weasel could do it.

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2018 07:42 PM (MVjcR)

351 326 then up to Russia for the summers,
Russia Geese?
Posted by: andycanuck


Well, I dunno about that -- never heard of such a species called "Russia Geese." Provide me a link proving that this species exists and does that migration, and I'll accept the answer. Until then -- No.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:43 PM (c+2jX)

352 Kerplach, I just typed in doj reopens Clinton's email investigation and it is the first thing that comes up. Sorry, I'm a dolt and would break the blog forever trying to do the link thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2018 07:43 PM (cHVSG)

353

more like Coalition of the Quislings

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 14, 2018 07:43 PM (9yPBp)

354 Been going on for awhile...

Apparently some Pigs are more equal than others.
Posted by: Don Q at June 14, 2018 07:41 PM (NgKpN)


Its all about Message.

Pro-Sessions is allowed. Sessions Skepticism tends to get squashed quicker.

Has very little to do with Condescension, or Personal Attacks, or even Vulgarity.

Its all about Message.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:43 PM (fiGNd)

355 333 The flying armadillo?
Posted by: andycanuck


CORR--ah, who am I kidding. Not even close.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:43 PM (c+2jX)

356 324 First person with the correct answer wins bragging rights and one-eighth of a quatloo.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:37 PM (c+2jX)


The armadillo butterfly?
Woolly Mammoths?
Travis County commie hipsters?
Dem State Legislators fleeing a session of the state legislature?

GAK!

Posted by: Ersatz at June 14, 2018 07:44 PM (44PTs)

357 What is the name of the species? NO GOOGLING.

I believe the polite term these days is "Roma". But they ain't Eyetalian.

Posted by: Miklos has seen such at June 14, 2018 07:44 PM (zCyNd)

358

We used to have a moron here who used the phrase "Gollums and Quislings" quite often. Like every single day.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 14, 2018 07:44 PM (9yPBp)

359 290 277 268 83
You guys are retards.



Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (89T5c)

Je suis en retard.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (iTpm7)

Ich bin retard.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 14, 2018 07:30 PM

Le retard, c'est moi!

Immay etard-ray!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

I'm Sparetard!

Posted by: Don Q at June 14, 2018 07:44 PM (NgKpN)

360 J.J. I knew someone would misinterpret the word.

But you?

We must be brothers in spirit, if not biology.

The bird, you moron.

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 07:44 PM (3HNOQ)

361 What's the Texas/Russia equivalent of the swallow?
Posted by: JAS



Laden or unladen?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 07:44 PM (9uM86)

362 340 Zombie, it is Siberian penguins. No! It was sables!
Posted by: Eromero


No and no.

This is proving more difficult that I had expected. I thought someone would get it immediately.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:44 PM (c+2jX)

363 There is a certain commenter who is personally attacking and insulting other commenters.

Is that you Horowitz?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 07:44 PM (r+sAi)

364 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2018 07:45 PM (O5Q3r)

365 357. Ha! There's no polite name for them.

* spits *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:45 PM (fA1SL)

366 The armadillo butterfly?
Woolly Mammoths?
Travis County commie hipsters?
Dem State Legislators fleeing a session of the state legislature?

GAK!
Posted by: Ersatz


Annnnnd...no.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:45 PM (c+2jX)

367
there was a species of animal that freely migrated back and forth between Texas and Russia, every year without fail -- overwinters in Texas, then up to Russia for the summers, as it has been doing for countless thousands of years. What is the name of the species? NO GOOGLING.


Does Mueller know about this?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 14, 2018 07:45 PM (10vO4)

368 The plant - the castor - is grown as an ornamental, believe it or not.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)

No shit ?

As in Castor Oil ? The awful stuff they'd give you to make you puke ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (fiGNd)

They make Coors Light from castor oil?

Posted by: josephistan
---------------------------


Need shade? Grow tall castors. Just add water.

Posted by: Right Angles at June 14, 2018 07:45 PM (QviAd)

369 I believe the polite term these days is "Roma". But they ain't Eyetalian.
Posted by: Miklos has seen such


Nah.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:46 PM (c+2jX)

370
There is a certain commenter who is personally attacking and insulting other commenters.


I swear it wasn't me. It was my evil twin -- soothie with the goatee!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 14, 2018 07:46 PM (9yPBp)

371 The IG report and its summary remind me of that intel report and its summary about Iranian efforts for nukes back during GWB's Presidency.

That report had many indications of Iranian shenanigans but the summary said, "No, no, it's all cool, bro!"
It was the summary that was seized upon.

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2018 07:46 PM (TKQ/l)

372 "European Nations Forming "Coalition of the Willing" to Protect Borders"



This news is HUGE, especially because of the countries Ace named.

It has me giddy.

I did a whole, huge post on why, and the implications for war, and the EU, and us, and yadda. Then realized it really didn't belong here, soI didn't post.

Bur thanks for the info Ace. I am over the moon about this....need to go read the nitty gritty.

Today's IG Report and this new EU development are excellent developments for Western Civilization and truth.

I can't help it, this feeling always makes me think of Rachel on Friends saying "we are taking our apartment BACK."

Posted by: platypus at June 14, 2018 07:46 PM (GVZIJ)

373 The Greater North-Hemisphere Nauga, of course!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 07:46 PM (BRvh1)

374 87 At the next G7 summit it'll be a Trump and an entirely different group of leaders.
Trump will be wearing his Nobel Peace Prize as a necklace.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (4ErVI)


All three.
Peace, Economics, and Literature.....

Posted by: BuddyPC at June 14, 2018 07:46 PM (VaN6y)

375 The Monarch butterfly goes from Canada to Mexico every year.

Did you know that the South American earthworm can grow to be 6 feet long?

Don't care? Neither do I.

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 07:47 PM (3HNOQ)

376 And yes, Ben Had is right, Sessions reopened the
Hillary email investigation at the beginning of January. Again, with
prosecutors. Did people really not know this?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2018 07:29 PM (/tuJf)

The only thing I can find is a DailyBeast article from January saying a source close to Sessions says he looking into reopening it. All the other articles source that DailyBeast post.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 07:47 PM (rnXGe)

377 I'm gonna go with Peregrins for the migration.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 07:47 PM (V2Yro)

378 373 The Greater North-Hemisphere Nauga, of course!
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Nyet.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:47 PM (c+2jX)

379 Monarch butterflies or snow geese.

Jack Straw, I'm not trying to give you or anyone a hard time. I haven't seen anything but short bites of the report. I'm willing to hold out hope but am feeling pretty discouraged.
Maybe double the anti depressant dose tonight.

Posted by: Winston at June 14, 2018 07:47 PM (wgCUV)

380 yeah because Ace, JJ & CBD are such HUGE Fans of Sessions hahahahaha. Good Lord

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:47 PM (y3aQB)

381 375 The Monarch butterfly goes from Canada to Mexico every year.

Posted by: JAS


Good guess, but -- no.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:47 PM (c+2jX)

382 Posted by: Miklos, speculating again at June 14, 2018 07:42 PM (zCyNd)
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The report shows one account of the FIB agents talking about an interviewee "lying his ass off", and changing his story numerous times...i.e. giving conflicting statements...yet those agents don't talk about prosecuting this guy for "lying to the FBI"

Only certain people get prosecuted for the apocalyptic crime of "lying to the FBI"!

And Horowitz special case logic that Strzok's bias is both shown to affect one investigation, but dismissed elsewhere because there's no hard evidence is bullshit. He simply substitutes evidence with a conviction.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 07:47 PM (vDqXW)

383 377 I'm gonna go with Peregrins for the migration.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Nope.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:48 PM (c+2jX)

384 Nood

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 14, 2018 07:48 PM (MIVQy)

385 "What is the name of the species?"

Bigfoot

Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2018 07:48 PM (UdKB7)

386 361 What's the Texas/Russia equivalent of the swallow?
Posted by: JAS

Laden or unladen?"

er.. ah.. I don't know! AAAAHHHHHHUUUUGGHH!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 07:48 PM (V2Yro)

387 Texas to Russia?

Winnebagos.

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 07:49 PM (3HNOQ)

388 think about it.....

a useless, drunken, uncoordinated fbi agent comes out of a half-ass back flip and pops a cap in a guy who dissed him ?

OR:

a useless, drunken, uncoordinated fbi agent comes out of a half-ass back flip and pops a cap in an innocent bystander ?
at least in the first scenario he's competent.

Posted by: special agent homer j. simpson at June 14, 2018 07:50 PM (v8mM1)

389 379 Monarch butterflies or snow geese.

Jack Straw, I'm not trying to give you or anyone a hard time. I haven't seen anything but short bites of the report. I'm willing to hold out hope but am feeling pretty discouraged.
Maybe double the anti depressant dose tonight.
Posted by: Winston


Buterflies -- no.

Snow geese -- in the absence of any other answers even remotely correct, you will have to win the consolation prize, for being very close to correct. The Snow GOose range does include Texas at one extreme end and Russia at the other extreme end, although it is unlikely any individual bird ever goes from Texas to Russia.

Since there's a NOOD, you will have to be the default champion, even though that's not the exact correct answer.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:51 PM (c+2jX)

390 new thread? Already?

Posted by: Ersatz at June 14, 2018 07:51 PM (44PTs)

391 Do You even have a clue what the IG Report was about ?
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (y3aQB)
-------
There was an IG report?
Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2018 07:35 PM (MVjcR)


lozl

They printed it on your trees!

Posted by: platypus at June 14, 2018 07:51 PM (GVZIJ)

392 ...my first blush review was whitewash. The more I read, though, and consider the big picture, this report was devastating to the FBI.

Posted by: RI Red at June 14, 2018 07:33 PM (I1V3o)


The chart in the back of the report showing the interconnections between FBI agents and THREE reporters is amazing. The un-redacted chart obviously identifies all those players by name. The report indicates that those FBI agents were receiving in-kind payments from those reporters for information. Those Feebs are toast. The only smart ones were those that used unassigned telephones.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 14, 2018 07:52 PM (5Yee7)

393 cnn.com/2018/03/29/politics
/
who-is-john-huber

Mar 29, 2018 - Utah US attorney John Huber was revealed Thursday as the person Attorney General Jeff Sessions tasked with looking into Republican claims of FBI misconduct and whether more should have been done to investigate Hillary Clinton's ties to a Russian nuclear agency.

Posted by: Right Angles at June 14, 2018 07:53 PM (QviAd)

394 Actually I think you can order ricinus AKA Castor Bean plants here no problem. So I just went to Gurneys and
OUT of STOCK.

Great, just great. Possibly nurseries were asked to stop selling these plants if the feds learned that ISIS or some such put out a "how to make ricin toxin in your kitchen" article recently. IIANM ricin gas is quite tricky to make, but I can imagine lots of scenarios where an ambitious terrorist gets a job as a food service worker.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 14, 2018 07:53 PM (eASYU)

395 Wait the treads not over. Canadian geese?

Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2018 07:54 PM (UdKB7)

396 >>Jack Straw, I'm not trying to give you or anyone a hard time. I haven't seen anything but short bites of the report. I'm willing to hold out hope but am feeling pretty discouraged.
Maybe double the anti depressant dose tonight.

I didn't think you were. And not depressed by what happened today in the least.

I just see it's value in a different context I guess.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2018 07:54 PM (/tuJf)

397 395 Wait the treads not over. Canadian geese?
Posted by: f'd


See comment 389

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:54 PM (c+2jX)

398 ...my first blush review was whitewash. The more I read, though, and consider the big picture, this report was devastating to the FBI.

Posted by: RI Red
--------------------------

It will be the same as Come's recitation of Hillary's crimes then pronouncing it not meeting the level of prosecution.

Posted by: Right Angles at June 14, 2018 07:55 PM (QviAd)

399 Correct answer to be posted here in THREE minutes, to allow for last-minute entries.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:55 PM (c+2jX)

400 PMS symptoms are NOT getting me down! Why are they showing me ads about PMS?! I look at motorcycle adds and hat ads (S/A), but I don't recall looking at anything about PMS. The girls in the ads are kind of pretty though.

Posted by: goon at June 14, 2018 07:56 PM (PEcU2)

401 and one-eighth of a quatloo.

Nothing trades in 8ths anymore.

Posted by: DaveA at June 14, 2018 07:57 PM (FhXTo)

402 Is a snow goose the same as a Canadian goose? You know what they say anyway, no goose is good goose.

Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2018 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

403 It's some kind of bat isn't it?

Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2018 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

404 403 It's some kind of bat isn't it?
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2018 07:57 PM (UdKB7)


Nah.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:59 PM (c+2jX)

405 And the answer is:

The Sandhill Crane.

Kind of an anti-climax at this point, I admit.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 07:59 PM (c+2jX)

406 The chart in the back of the report showing the interconnections between FBI agents and THREE reporters is amazing. The un-redacted chart obviously identifies all those players by name. The report indicates that those FBI agents were receiving in-kind payments from those reporters for information. Those Feebs are toast. The only smart ones were those that used unassigned telephones.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 14, 2018 07:52 PM (5Yee7)



I really appreciate the commenters who share this info bcz not all of us can get to the report right now. Or maybe until the Weekend. It also gives me direction into the juiciest places to look. Thanks.

Posted by: platypus at June 14, 2018 08:01 PM (GVZIJ)

407 Individual Sandhill Cranes were tagged with GPS markers, and they left from Texas and were recorded flying all the way to the tip of Siberia. And then back.

Not every crane takes this route, obviously, but many do.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 08:01 PM (c+2jX)

408 187 179. SMR - Slavic Master Race. The thesis that the ethno/linguistic group of Slavs represents the highest possible level of human development. This theory is generally accepted as correct and indeed axiomatic, and is considered sufficient evidence of the Ancient Slavonaut Theory.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

Sounds good to me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2018 07:15 PM

I'll just leave this here.

https://youtu.be/syMhJMmGEIc

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2018 08:02 PM (BAML8)

409 Level 501 of Candy Crush has me grinding my teeth. But ever since Hillary got cheated out of her rightful place in American history, I can suffer through almost anything. Even treason. What's the big deal? It's just paranoia and not wanting to be a third-world shit-hole that has everyone all worked up! duh!

Posted by: goon at June 14, 2018 08:03 PM (PEcU2)

410 Okay, I thought the Sandhills only went as far as Wisconsin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 08:05 PM (V2Yro)

411 And the answer is:
The Sandhill Crane

Oh yea I've heard that before. Forgot though. How about a consolation prize?

Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2018 08:08 PM (UdKB7)

412 Strassel:
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It also contains stunning examples of incompetence. Comey explains that he wasn't aware the Weiner laptop was big deal because he didn't know Weiner was married to Abedin? Then they sit on it a month, either cuz it fell through cracks (wow) or were more obsessed w/Trump
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It also demonstrates the lack of Comey's administrative skills putting the same team on two different investigations--of a presidential level of importance--at the same time, thus creating the occasion for the excuse that they were pursuing Trump so they couldn't multitask and check out Weiner's laptop.

That's why you don't double-book people, asshole!

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 08:13 PM (vDqXW)

413 Oh yea I've heard that before. Forgot though. How about a consolation prize?
Posted by: f'd


For having heard it before but then forgetting it, you get a smiley-face sticker on your origami crane.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 08:13 PM (c+2jX)

414 311 monarch butterfly?

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 14, 2018 08:27 PM (sKzMQ)

415 Super Hunky sez that Castor Bean oil has "incredibly high film-strength.
Kart racers still use it.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 14, 2018 08:37 PM (RuIsu)

416 Three points to Gryffindor for the Rush reference.

Posted by: Lerxst at June 15, 2018 04:11 AM (eKZFs)

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