Question for Joe Biden: "What About the Girls You Molested at the Senate Swearing-In?"

Uncle Touchy gets asked about his habit of nuzzling and touching women and young girls.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:08 PM




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1 Touchy and Punchy!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 12, 2018 07:09 PM (2NqXo)

2 Can't wait to hear from the Dems why molesting little girls is now just fine, you hater.

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 07:09 PM (LAe3v)

3 He got tips from Di Niro.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 07:09 PM (0tfLf)

4 You can't handle the question!

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 07:10 PM (LAe3v)

5 Senator, what about nude swimming in front of female SS agents? Is that okay?

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 07:11 PM (LAe3v)

6 That's hilarious and he deserves it. Creepy slimeball.

Posted by: jmel at June 12, 2018 07:11 PM (OeWgo)

7 They were asking for it! Willie 101.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (JFO2v)

8 Senator, what about nude swimming in front of female SS agents? Is that okay?


Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 07:11 PM (LAe3v)

"COBRA! COBRA!"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (iTpm7)

9 When we met, I was sure out to lunch
Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the Punchy

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (2NqXo)

10 Boy, it's been an interesting week for progs. Hee hee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (ptqGC)

11 Senator, how do you respond to Pastegate?

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (LAe3v)

12 Democrats don't really like these new rules, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (Jj43a)

13 Bad-touch Biden.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (vDqXW)

14 Just Joe being Joe.

Or Albert De Salvo I'm not sure

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

15 He's lucky Joe Biden didn't have his shotgun.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (xPl2J)

16 Trump would eat this retard alive. Please let him run.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

17 11 Senator, how do you respond to Pastegate?
Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (LAe3v)

No paste for Joe.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (JFO2v)

18 Young girl, get outta my mind.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (Tyii7)

19 Some of those girls had to have been between 8-12 he was touching. GITMO is in his future or the hangman.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (IdRpH)

20 Wanna get away???

Posted by: tu3031 at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (O5Q3r)

21 what about nude swimming in front of female SS agents?

I give him a pass on that since they are, at least, armed and trained; and also he didn't touch them. Not so much the young girls.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (6FqZa)

22 Should have kicked him in the agates

Posted by: kallisto at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (lZ0Jc)

23 [i9
When we met, I was sure out to lunch

Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the Punchy
Senator, what are your Associations with a woman called Mary?

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (LAe3v)

24 Some one needs to put "Ole Joe" in "Chains"

Posted by: Sam at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (6mzcH)

25 This is the guy who said he would have taken Trump to back of the gym in HS and beat him up? Pffft..please.

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (a0IVu)

26 My dad would have punched the old perv right in the face. Secret Service be damned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

27 LOL how did he get in there?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (39g3+)

28 Touche'

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (GWK+2)

29 Anybody remember the old Hawaiian Punch commercials? The guy who punched that other guy was named "Punchy". Somebody ought to find a hat like that and send it to Bobby.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (vDqXW)

30 >>>Democrats don't really like these new rules, huh?


Ted Kennedy died at the exact right time. But the degenerate bastard was always a bit lucky.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (ppaKI)

31 16 Trump would eat this retard alive. Please let him run.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

======

This Democrat seems like me and Trump was the first Republican I ever voted for. I guess I'll go back to boring Democrats if there party is going back to guys like Joe.
-Surely some Midwest voters

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (Jj43a)

32 2
Can't wait to hear from the Dems why molesting little girls is now just fine, you hater.


Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 07:09 PM (LAe3v)

Hey, I only took 26 trips with Epstein to pedo island. That doesn't make me a bad person.

Posted by: Good Ole Bill Clinton at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (6mzcH)

33 Creepy Joe and his dog Punchy. I'm starting to look forward to the 2020 election season.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (bML9A)

34 Its too bad, you can't really tell what happened. My guess is that mooks showed up to 'escort him out' and that's what the crowd is cheering about.

What a disgusting, worthless piece of human detritus Biden is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (39g3+)

35 Show me on the doll where Mr. Biden touched you.

Posted by: Octopussy at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (PiSL4)

36 Gotta love Joe's prog audience, howling in indignation.


Typical liberals.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:15 PM (ptqGC)

37 This is the guy who said he would have taken Trump to back of the gym in HS and beat him up? Pffft..please.
Right there with ya, Joe!

Posted by: Robert "Punchy" DeNiro at June 12, 2018 07:15 PM (O5Q3r)

38 I give him a pass on that since they are, at least,
armed and trained; and also he didn't touch them. Not so much the young
girls.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM (6FqZa
Still...kinda weird right? I mean I could understand him and Jill nudie swimming when no one else was around but in front of the SS?

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 07:15 PM (a0IVu)

39 30 >>>Democrats don't really like these new rules, huh?


Ted Kennedy died at the exact right time. But the degenerate bastard was always a bit lucky.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (ppaKI)

======

Not those who went along for the ride, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at June 12, 2018 07:15 PM (Jj43a)

40 Show us on the shampoo bottle where Uncle Choo Choo touched you.

Posted by: Therapist at June 12, 2018 07:15 PM (Tyii7)

41 ... nah, I take that back, I'm not giving him a pass on that, it's disrespectful and gross.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 07:15 PM (6FqZa)

42 Punchy and Touchy at the girls home.

Posted by: StarTrek Alien at June 12, 2018 07:16 PM (pw+jk)

43 Hey, I only took 26 trips with Epstein to pedo island. That doesn't make me a bad person.
Posted by: Good Ole Bill Clinton


"I sat right by him! Frequent flier miles from all that air time. But the underground spirit cooking facilities were first class."
--Robert DeNiro

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:16 PM (39g3+)

44
Hey, I only took 26 trips with Epstein to pedo island. That doesn't make me a bad person.
Posted by: Good Ole Bill Clinton at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM (6mzcH)

That reminds me ... in an era of #metoo, why hasn't Jeffrey Epstein been shamed in to toxic oblivion. IIRC, he plead guilty to trying to procure prostitution from an underaged girl, which was the most generous plea deal money could buy for what he was really up to.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 12, 2018 07:16 PM (F5+ro)

45 Punchy & Paste-Eater. (Paste-Eater: It was Paste-Eater & Punchy, dammit!) They were a big hit in vaudeville. Don't know what became of them after the Iroquois Theatre fire in ought three.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 12, 2018 07:16 PM (2NqXo)

46 McCabe is suing the FBI and the DOJ.

Popcorn futures through the roof.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2018 07:16 PM (gC2IV)

47 Because Willowed:
Trump and Kim star in a remake of the Crosby and Hope road movies in:


The Road to Pyongyang

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2018 07:16 PM (QLvwG)

48 So, Joe gets to swim rude in front of the women SS agents?
Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: Good Ole Bill Clinton at June 12, 2018 07:16 PM (6mzcH)

49 Biden may run but no way he is the nominee...it is going to be Kamala. The powers that be in the dnc will make sure of that.

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 07:16 PM (a0IVu)

50 41
... nah, I take that back, I'm not giving him a pass on that, it's disrespectful and gross.


**discreetly replaces boning knife in its sheath**

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 07:17 PM (LAe3v)

51 also, a captive audience.

That seems to be what gets Creepy Uncle Joe off, to embarrass women by putting them in a situation they can't avoid.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 07:17 PM (6FqZa)

52 Even Joey's sniffing the hair of grown women and fondling their shoulders....ugh. Keep your damned mitts off women, period. Where the hell is DOCTOR Jill to keep your old ass in line?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

53 44. Speaking of......when the fuck are we gonna do something about the omnipresent Marina Abramovic? That old witch seems to be everywhere.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 07:17 PM (fA1SL)

54 Uncle Joey said the paste wasn't spiked but it was. IT WAS!

Posted by: Scared Litlle Girl at June 12, 2018 07:17 PM (pw+jk)

55 Are those vids still on YT? He was sniffing the one little girl's hair.

Posted by: kallisto at June 12, 2018 07:17 PM (lZ0Jc)

56 I watched that long string of videos (all of which I'd seen before), and it made me feel ill, the looks on those poor girls' (and wimmenses) faces as he groped and sniffed.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 12, 2018 07:17 PM (iTpm7)

57 Isn't it funny we've never heard DeNiro say "f**K Harvey Weinstein"?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:17 PM (39g3+)

58 46
McCabe is suing the FBI and the DOJ.



Popcorn futures through the roof

Preemptive strike to try and stop Grand Jury indictment. Won't work.

Posted by: Good Ole Bill Clinton at June 12, 2018 07:18 PM (6mzcH)

59 52
Even Joey's sniffing the hair of grown women and fondling their
shoulders....ugh. Keep your damned mitts off women, period. Where the
hell is DOCTOR Jill to keep your old ass in line?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

Remember that biker chick he was feeling up?

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 07:18 PM (a0IVu)

60 what about nude swimming in front of female SS agents?

I give him a pass on that since they are, at least, armed and trained; and also he didn't touch them. Not so much the young girls.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo
-------------------------

He forced them to watch him swim naked.

If one of us had done that we would be in jail.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 07:18 PM (Vnlws)

61 45 Punchy & Paste-Eater. (Paste-Eater: It was Paste-Eater & Punchy, dammit!) They were a big hit in vaudeville. Don't know what became of them after the Iroquois Theatre fire in ought three.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 12, 2018 07:16 PM (2NqXo)

Punchy got stabbed to death in a whorehouse and Paste-Eater got hit by a train.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)

62 he car run, but he can't hide

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 07:18 PM (bUjCl)

63 So, Joe gets to swim rude in front of the women SS agents? Why didn't I think of that? Posted by: Good Ole Bill Clinton

Your crooked rudder have anything to do with it?

Posted by: Therapist at June 12, 2018 07:18 PM (Tyii7)

64 Yeah, Joe. Let's have some more biker girls taking up your offer of a lap dance.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2018 07:18 PM (a0OPJ)

65 Off ole bill sock

Posted by: Sam at June 12, 2018 07:18 PM (6mzcH)

66 Isn't it funny we've never heard DeNiro say "f**K Harvey Weinstein"?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:17 PM (39g3+)
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Maybe he doesn't like to kiss and tell.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:19 PM (vDqXW)

67 They just showed some of the video that was shown to Kim. I bet it was at least somewhat effective.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 07:19 PM (PUmDY)

68 Remember that biker chick he was feeling up?


Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 07:18 PM (a0IVu)


It would have been funny if he had ended up eating a leather-clad fist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

69 Poor, Joey! Why is everyone so mean to this poor retarded half-wit?

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 12, 2018 07:19 PM (2sCft)

70 "I feel your pain ... among other things."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:19 PM (+CzJu)

71 Amazing. The leftists have such a deeply ingrained "circle the wagons" instinct, even after #MeToo.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 07:19 PM (/qEW2)

72 My sig.

Posted by: Wake up Punchy at June 12, 2018 07:20 PM (vDqXW)

73 Senator, what are your Associations with a woman called Mary?
Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 07:13 PM

Senator Touchy: She just...came along. It was a windy day as I recall. I cherish our time together but she was never my love.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 12, 2018 07:20 PM (2NqXo)

74 Braenyard, yeah, I know, I'm an idiot

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 07:20 PM (6FqZa)

75 I see it only took a month for the Seattle Commie Head Tax to go from a unanimous council approval to a 7-2 repeal.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2018 07:21 PM (ppaKI)

76
There's a reason why slow Joe didn't challenge Hillary in the primaries.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 07:21 PM (10vO4)

77 Stand up Joe!, but first pull your pants up.

That guy who asked the question should be hired by the White House.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2018 07:21 PM (EoRCO)

78 Poor, Joey! Why is everyone so mean to this poor retarded half-wit?
Posted by: SteveOReno


He's not a retarded half wit.
He's a fully retarded wit.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 07:21 PM (9uM86)

79 youtube.com/watch?v=sBCZtz0MYDQ

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 12, 2018 07:21 PM (F5+ro)

80 Is there a statute of limitations on plagiarism?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2018 07:21 PM (a0OPJ)

81 Meanwhile, Billy Jeff just keeps digging himself a deeper hole. Hey, "norms" about groping and rape have changed a lot in the last 30 years. What's a pervert to do?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

82 Where the hell is DOCTOR Jill to keep your old ass in line?

Its not universal but sometimes, maybe often the wives of these kind of predators are enablers, or really good at looking the other way. Like Hillary: first deny, then attack the accusers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:21 PM (39g3+)

83 But, but, but....The norms have changed.

Posted by: Slick Willie at June 12, 2018 07:21 PM (IeDO8)

84

Let's instead talk some more about Star Wars!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 07:22 PM (nZ8SR)

85 FUCK Trump and his goddamn nicknames... that stick... forever.

Posted by: Woke Punchy at June 12, 2018 07:22 PM (pw+jk)

86 Why, it's almost as if these iconic males of the left - Kennedy(x3), Biden, Clinton, Winestein, Wilbur Mills, Gore, Edwards, Hart, etc ad nauseum don't actually respect women or something.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2018 07:23 PM (QLvwG)

87 Pedo Joe used to (and probably still does) cruise the playgrounds in his van on weekends.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 12, 2018 07:23 PM (r9UYA)

88 I have a fucking idiot of a female friend on Facebook who just LOOOOOOVES Biden and oh he's so wonderful and he's totes gonna beat Trump in 2020 heee heee heeee.

I shall be sending her this video.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 07:23 PM (+dsLj)

89 Joe, you cured cancer yet? Oh, and about those 500k jobs you were bring back.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2018 07:23 PM (a0OPJ)

90 Touche'
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM

Don't be trying to class it up. It's Touchy.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 12, 2018 07:23 PM (2NqXo)

91 LEAVE MY JOEY ALONE!!!

Posted by: "Doctor" Jill Biden at June 12, 2018 07:24 PM (O5Q3r)

92 I see it only took a month for the Seattle Commie Head Tax to go from a unanimous council approval to a 7-2 repeal.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2018 07:21 PM (ppaKI)

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Not unexpected, when half of your major employers make noise about moving out if implemented.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 07:24 PM (I16G8)

93 Hey, baby, let me show you why Vice is Nice...

Posted by: Joe Biden, Sex Machine at June 12, 2018 07:24 PM (oVJmc)

94 Juche > Touche

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 07:24 PM (fA1SL)

95 75 I see it only took a month for the Seattle Commie Head Tax to go from a unanimous council approval to a 7-2 repeal.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2018 07:21 PM (ppaKI)


The Trump Effect.

Is there anything it can't do?

He's shown that the Reds can be cowed. Their game is just not that strong, and their allies - the MSM and Hollywood - are on the run, leaving them without air cover.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:24 PM (+CzJu)

96 Why, it's almost as if these iconic males of the left - Kennedy(x3),
Biden, Clinton, Winestein, Wilbur Mills, Gore, Edwards, Hart, etc ad
nauseum don't actually respect women or something.


Norms have changed.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at June 12, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7)

97 >>Preemptive strike to try and stop Grand Jury indictment. Won't work.

Well no because he's already been indicted.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 07:24 PM (/tuJf)

98 Let's instead talk some more about Star Wars!

==

episode XXII, An Olde Hope

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 07:25 PM (bUjCl)

99 Touche'
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2018 07:14 PM

Don't be trying to class it up. It's Touchy.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 12, 2018 07:23 PM (2NqXo)

Not douchey?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 12, 2018 07:25 PM (xPJvm)

100 Posted by: "Doctor" Jill Biden at June 12, 2018 07:24 PM (O5Q3r)

"Doctor" of education.

I'm underwhelmed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:25 PM (+CzJu)

101 Hey, I only took 26 trips with Epstein to pedo island. That doesn't make me a bad person.
Posted by: Good Ole Bill Clinton

***********************

26 trips: media yawns

Trump once boarded the plane without going anywhere: OMMMmmMMmmG TRUMP IS A RAPEY MCRAPER OF LITTLE GIRLS REEEEEEEEEE!11!11eleventy!11

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 07:25 PM (+dsLj)

102 Hey! These brown crayons don't taste like chocolate!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2018 07:25 PM (r9UYA)

103 67 They just showed some of the video that was shown to Kim. I bet it was at least somewhat effective.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 07:19 PM (PUmDY)


Tami linked it on the last thread.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8shuhtz

I think it was effing brilliant. It wasn't just chiding Kim for presiding over an impoverished shithole. It was saying, hey, you can be the guy that moves your country into the modern world and make your people happy. You will go down in history if you do that. Don't you want to be that guy?

Marketing genius.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

104 See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzuNJod_o7g

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 07:25 PM (0ogQG)

105 Uncle Touchy or Uncle Sniffy. Either is an acceptable, yea, appropriate - moniker .

Posted by: kallisto at June 12, 2018 07:25 PM (lZ0Jc)

106 lol

Rice says Bronco woulda made oeace, but Kim wasn't ready.

Bronco: I was gonna pull a Trump and work, but then I got high.

I was gonna save and create some jobs, but then I got high.

They gave me a Nobel prize, and I dunno why.

So I got high, so I got high, so I got high.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 07:25 PM (FrCXK)

107 95. TGEOTUS not only operates inside their OODA loop, but he fixes and then closes with the enemy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 07:26 PM (fA1SL)

108 Pedo Joe used to (and probably still does) cruise the playgrounds in his van on weekends.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 12, 2018 07:23 PM

I support lowering the voting age to five. But only if they're cute little blondes. You know how it is.

Posted by: Uncle Touchy on the campaign trail at June 12, 2018 07:26 PM (2NqXo)

109 BREAKING:

Andrew McCabe suing the FBI and DOJ, saying he was unjustly fired and he can prove it.

Just now on Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

110 05
Uncle Touchy or Uncle Sniffy. Either is an acceptable, yea, appropriate - moniker .

Posted by: kallisto at June 12, 2018 07:25 PM (lZ0Jc)
Pervy Joey is my favorite.

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 07:26 PM (a0IVu)

111 >>>Isn't it funny we've never heard DeNiro say "f**K Harvey Weinstein"?


Probably because pretty much everyone in that audience already has.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2018 07:26 PM (ppaKI)

112 85 FUCK Trump and his goddamn nicknames... that stick... forever.
Posted by: Woke Punchy at June 12, 2018 07:22 PM (pw+jk)


DeNiro's headstone will now read:

Robert
"Punchy"
DeNiro

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:26 PM (+CzJu)

113 Looks like more of everything is going wrong.

Posted by: George Soros at June 12, 2018 07:26 PM (pw+jk)

114
episode XXII, An Olde Hope


Aaaaaand you've just awakened the Hope Solo meme.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 07:26 PM (nZ8SR)

115

remember that one song by The DIVINYLS?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 07:27 PM (nZ8SR)

116 The video is confusing. The mediator wanting Biden to answer, yes? The crowd was cheering and drowning out the guy asking the question and Biden and the mediator? Then a bunch of feminists start cheering and screeching because to defend Biden over his Pedo groping and touching of little girls because the Marxist/Commies/Feminists/SJWs are down with the rights of Pedophiles if they vote Democrat, yes?

What a fucked up society we live in. How in the fuck are republicans not holding 80% of the House and Senate running against these evil clowns?

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:27 PM (IdRpH)

117 Remember when BO sent Uncle Joe out to tout the Summer of Recovery? Well it's finally here.

Posted by: freaked at June 12, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7)

118 I'm not seeing anything about Trump going to North Korea.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 07:28 PM (4ErVI)

119 Speaking of......when the fuck are we gonna do something about the omnipresent Marina Abramovic? That old witch seems to be everywhere.


An iron coffin with spikes on the inside?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 07:28 PM (yQpMk)

120 MiL out of ICU. Post-op MRI shows no residue remaining. Some left side weakness as shown in physical therapy, but apparently everything is on a positive trajectory and best since late Sunday.

Thanks again, horde.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 07:28 PM (FrCXK)

121 Joe Biden's favorite Who song: Fiddle About
Joe Biden's favorite book: Lolita
Joe Biden's favorite movie: anything starring Dakota Fanning before she got old and gross
Joe Biden's favorite smells: Dr Pepper Kissing Gel or Hello Kitty Shampoo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:28 PM (39g3+)

122 They gave me a Nobel prize, and I dunno why.

So I got high, so I got high, so I got high.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian,

Well played.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 12, 2018 07:28 PM (2xR5z)

123 Aaaaaand you've just awakened the Hope Solo meme.

=

No I didn't !

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 07:28 PM (bUjCl)

124 Ah'd sure like to spork that Marie Hork.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at June 12, 2018 07:28 PM (Tyii7)

125 The norms about how long you can keep somebody tied up in your basement have changed a lot.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at June 12, 2018 07:29 PM (vDqXW)

126 On Thursday, I'm going to have 4 scoops bitches.

Posted by: Donny 2 Scoops at June 12, 2018 07:29 PM (pw+jk)

127 rickl, I loved PDT's comment about how he knows NK has great beaches.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 07:29 PM (PUmDY)

128 Aw man, I just saw that one over at Althouse.


It is time to destroy Slow Joe before 2020. Nothing will get in the path of Kamala Harris.*




*Or some other chick.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 12, 2018 07:30 PM (0QYMt)

129 119. Impale and burn, as is the custom of SMR.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 07:30 PM (fA1SL)

130 Did someone say Hope Solo?

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 07:30 PM (+lOpA)

131 I loved PDT's comment about how he knows NK has great beaches.

"Charlie still don't surf"
--Colonel Kilgore

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:30 PM (39g3+)

132
Remember when BO sent Uncle Joe out to tout the Summer of Recovery? Well it's finally here.

Posted by: freaked at June 12, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7)

======
Which one? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 07:30 PM (pw+jk)

133 DeNiro's headstone will now read:

Robert
"Punchy"
DeNiro
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:26 PM (+CzJu)
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It might take some freelance work...but it *will*.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:30 PM (vDqXW)

134 Barky's gonna convince ,la to run as VP to Jump your bones Joe.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2018 07:31 PM (a0OPJ)

135 Did someone say Hope Solo?

=

NOPE

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 12, 2018 07:31 PM (bUjCl)

136 Great news Flounder!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 07:31 PM (pw+jk)

137 Posted by: "Doctor" Jill Biden at June 12, 2018 07:24 PM (O5Q3r)

"Doctor" of education.

I'm underwhelmed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:25 PM (+CzJu)




My toe jam could get a doctorate in education.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 07:31 PM (yQpMk)

138 >>*Or some other chick.


'Asian American, please Dude.'

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 07:32 PM (ReI7m)

139 Trump has literally boxed in and his holding the frame against the Dims as Anti American, foreigners first, criminal rights first, pro human and child trafficking, pro pedophilia, and literally eveeuthing pro evil.

And the republicans refuse to follow his lead to victory which would lead to 2 generations of power for them.

WTF?!??!?

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:32 PM (IdRpH)

140 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 07:15 PM (6FqZa)

If he were corporate instead of government it would be sexual harassment. Straight power-play because they *have* to be there and *have* to watch or lose their jobs. It's the making aspect that gives the progs a thrill.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2018 07:32 PM (rp9xB)

141

Star Wars Episode Anal: A New Hope Solo

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 07:32 PM (nZ8SR)

142 >>My toe jam could get a doctorate in education.


If it could secure 160k in Student Loans.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 07:32 PM (ReI7m)

143

May The Anus Be With You

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 07:32 PM (nZ8SR)

144 See me, feel me, touch me, heal me


I didn't know if you posted that ironically. The link is the song, so I still don't know.

Daltrey does the "See me, feel me, touch me, heal me" line with subtly different intonations each time. It's like a million iterations of what words can mean.

I think one of the most brilliant tricks of the universe was forcing Daltrey and Townsend together. Daltrey is an idiot and doesn't know what he's singing, but good God can he sing. Townsend is a genius and can't sing his own songs because he's tinny and reedy and wimpy.

So they're stuck with each other.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 07:32 PM (fuK7c)

145 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8shuhtz

I think it was effing brilliant. It wasn't just chiding Kim for presiding over an impoverished shithole. It was saying, hey, you can be the guy that moves your country into the modern world and make your people happy. You will go down in history if you do that. Don't you want to be that guy?

Marketing genius.
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 07:25 PM (sdi6R)


Just watched it, and you're right: it's marketing genius.

This guy is incredible. All this time we've had lawyers as President (with the occasional general). We should've at least tried a successful businessman long ago.

And we should definitely shitcan lawyers as President from here on out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:34 PM (+CzJu)

146 Yep, that'll happen when Obama "quietly" meets with you. Heads up, Bernie and Pocahontas. Deval. That's one down, two to go.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at June 12, 2018 07:34 PM (Od14x)

147 Male feminist Justin too...
https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/
1004721696685854720

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 07:34 PM (Evws/)

148 BREAKING:

Andrew McCabe suing the FBI and DOJ, saying he was unjustly fired and he can prove it.

Just now on Fox.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:26 PM (ptqGC)
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Deep State circular firing squad ACTIVATE!!!!

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 07:34 PM (y3aQB)

149
Now I thinking about a 3-way with Abigail Shapiro and Hope Solo. Let Abigail hit the high note at just the right time....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 07:34 PM (8O3HH)

150 >>May The Anus Be With You

Use not The Force.

Piles you will geet.

Posted by: Yoda at June 12, 2018 07:34 PM (ReI7m)

151 I think one of the most brilliant tricks of the universe was forcing Daltrey and Townsend together. Daltrey is an idiot and doesn't know what he's singing, but good God can he sing. Townsend is a genius and can't sing his own songs because he's tinny and reedy and wimpy.

I agree, its the dynamic that people say was in the Beatles but really worked in the Who. And when anyone got out of line, Daltrey would literally and physically beat the crap out of them. Kept the band together until they started dying

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:34 PM (39g3+)

152 Instead of Cobra! maybe Biden's SS code should be Slug! or Garter Snake! Small and disgusting seems appropriate.

Posted by: JTB at June 12, 2018 07:35 PM (V+03K)

153
What a fucked up society we live in. How in the fuck are republicans not holding 80% of the House and Senate running against these evil clowns?
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo


I think you answered your own question.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 07:35 PM (IqV8l)

154 Punchy DeNiro, Rosenpenis, Uncle Joe the Perv.

And it is only Tuesday!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2018 07:35 PM (UsCnO)

155 I agree, its the dynamic that people say was in the Beatles but really worked in the Who.


Simon and Garfunkel.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

156 147 Male feminist Justin too...
https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/
1004721696685854720
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 07:34 PM (Evws/)

Y'all have a lot of yard work and acres to burn in Canada.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:36 PM (IdRpH)

157 Norms have changed.
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon
______________

Yeah, there used to be different standards about which little girls you could feel up against their will . . . .

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at June 12, 2018 07:36 PM (fqUgw)

158 PO would have shown him a "greatest hits" dvd of his speeches.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 07:36 PM (PUmDY)

159 That leaves a mark.

Posted by: golfman at June 12, 2018 07:36 PM (If3tB)

160 But remember folks, Biden is an unstoppable juggernaut of campaigning genius, he cannot be beaten! The GOP trembles at the very thought of his being in a race despite never getting past single 3% in any presidential race.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:36 PM (39g3+)

161 remember that one song by The DIVINYLS?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 07:27 PM (nZ8SR)


Yep. Played it last weekend

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2018 07:37 PM (Z48ZB)

162 I think one of the most brilliant tricks of the universe was forcing Daltrey and Townsend together. Daltrey is an idiot and doesn't know what he's singing, but good God can he sing. Townsend is a genius and can't sing his own songs because he's tinny and reedy and wimpy.

So they're stuck with each other.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 07:32 PM (fuK7c)


None of which stopped my girlish crush on Roger Daltrey and his swinging microphone. If you know what I mean....

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2018 07:37 PM (7UW64)

163 Mueller Scrambles To Limit Evidence After Indicted Russians Actually Show Up In Court

Zero Hedge article title, with a pretty good write-up citing several articles on Mueller's attempts to not allow discovery on an indictment he fucking issued.

Heya, jagoff, you called down the thunder.

https://tinyurl.com/ybp8jcau

In particular, read the ZH linked Bloomberg article for latest Mueller whinings.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 07:37 PM (0ogQG)

164 Small and disgusting seems appropriate.
Posted by: JTB

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Robert Reich at June 12, 2018 07:37 PM (kYLYM)

165 Touchy and Punchy?

I cannot stop laughing.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2018 07:37 PM (Z48ZB)

166 What a fucked up society we live in. How in the fuck are republicans not holding 80% of the House and Senate running against these evil clowns?
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo

But we need 90% of each and two White Houses!!!

Posted by: GOPe at June 12, 2018 07:38 PM (If3tB)

167 160 But remember folks, Biden is an unstoppable juggernaut of campaigning genius, he cannot be beaten! The GOP trembles at the very thought of his being in a race despite never getting past single 3% in any presidential race.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:36 PM (39g3+)


I'm confused by this. Where are the dads of these girls, and why isn't Biden wearing his nose on the side of his head and eating through a straw?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2018 07:38 PM (7UW64)

168 Great news Flounder! Thanks for keeping us updated! Continued prayers for you MIL.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2018 07:38 PM (dUJdY)

169 Daltrey was all that was man, but at the same time seemed... a regular guy, like you could just sit down and chat with him at any time. Townsend is kind of a sleazeball who likes young boys so despite his immense songwriting genius its hard to like him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:38 PM (39g3+)

170 Mueller Scrambles To Limit Evidence After Indicted Russians Actually Show Up In Court


Rake status: stepped on.

Ball status: Throbbing painfully

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:38 PM (+CzJu)

171 127
rickl, I loved PDT's comment about how he knows NK has great beaches.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 07:29 PM (PUmDY)


First and foremost, DJT is a real estate man. It is in his blood. He knows this stuff.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2018 07:39 PM (UsCnO)

172
remember that one song by The DIVINYLS?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 07:27 PM (nZ8SR)


Yep. Played it last weekend

Posted by: LASue




*spock eyebrow

Indeed.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 07:39 PM (nZ8SR)

173 Uncle Joe's favorite commercial slogan of all time:

"Gee, your hair smells terrific."

Posted by: mercenary13 at June 12, 2018 07:39 PM (2XQ0T)

174 The videographer gets an F.

Posted by: golfman at June 12, 2018 07:40 PM (If3tB)

175 But we need 90% of each and two White Houses!!!
Posted by: GOPe


And whaddaragunna do, we got those Courts!

Posted by: GOPe, 2005 at June 12, 2018 07:40 PM (6FqZa)

176 Townsend is kind of a sleazeball who likes young boys

Really? I'd just presumed the child porn he was going for was young girls.

Besides which, I've been reliably informed that homosexual men are most definitely not interested in young boys, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:40 PM (+CzJu)

177 Where are the dads of these girls

He picked his time and targets well. He tended to do that stuff at signing in ceremonies on camera and surrounded by secret service, just as their daddies were becoming Senators. Don't know as that would stop me, but apparently they felt constrained.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:40 PM (39g3+)

178 rickl, I loved PDT's comment about how he knows NK has great beaches.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 07:29 PM (PUmDY)


First and foremost, DJT is a real estate man. It is in his blood. He knows this stuff.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



He also has access to the best satellite photos money can buy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 07:40 PM (9uM86)

179 Why some father/brother/husband/boyfriend has not punched Biden's lights out, I don't know.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 07:40 PM (imSgd)

180 If he were corporate instead of government it would be sexual harassment. Straight power-play because they *have* to be there and *have* to watch or lose their jobs. It's the making aspect that gives the progs a thrill.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
*************************


I don't understand.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 07:40 PM (Vnlws)

181 164 ... LOL! Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

Posted by: JTB at June 12, 2018 07:41 PM (V+03K)

182 In particular, read the ZH linked Bloomberg article for latest Mueller whinings.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 07:37 PM (0ogQG)

-------

The man has a history of taking actions before thinking them all the way through. He thinks he is untouchable. Methinks his world is about to come crashing down. It will be glorious if it occurs.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 07:41 PM (I16G8)

183 But remember folks, Biden is an unstoppable juggernaut of campaigning genius, he cannot be beaten!

Biden/Kinnock 2020.

Or ... is it Kinnock/Biden 2020?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:41 PM (+CzJu)

184 BIDEN 2020
'HEY AMERICA, YOU'RE LOOKIN' NIIIIIICE...'

Posted by: Joe Biden, Sex Machine at June 12, 2018 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

185 Why some father/brother/husband/boyfriend has not punched Biden's lights out, I don't know.

Might have something to do with his heavily armed security detail.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 12, 2018 07:42 PM (O5Q3r)

186 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 07:17 PM (fA1SL)
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Gotta lure the pythoness in with chocolate. They can't resist it. Then, stake 'er through the heart.

Posted by: SA-Fuhrer Scneidhuber at June 12, 2018 07:42 PM (UiRxW)

187 The indictment accuses the firm of producing propaganda, pretending to be U.S. activists online and posting political content on social media in order to sow discord among American voters.

Is any of that stuff actually, you know, illegal??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:42 PM (39g3+)

188 Off, SA sock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 07:42 PM (UiRxW)

189 164 Small and disgusting seems appropriate.
Posted by: JTB

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Robert Reich at June 12, 2018 07:37 PM (kYLYM)


Yes. And keep your nose out of other people's business. Give them more room, in case they stop suddenly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:43 PM (+CzJu)

190 I am literally praying that Pervy Uncle Joe, Socialist Kameltoe, Andrew "My Side Piece is Sandra Lee!" Cuomo, and any and all Progs go up against PDT in 2020.


The more the merrier!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

191 Might have something to do with his heavily armed security detail.

He touched my theoretical daughter like that I wouldn't really care. But then, I'm not a politician either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:43 PM (39g3+)

192 Biden's campaign will last as long as it takes to publish an accounting of the Stimulus and Son of Stimulus Bills.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 07:43 PM (ReI7m)

193 Ya gotta love these ratings (from Drudge):

CABLE NEWS RACE
MON. JUNE 11, 2018

FOXNEWS HANNITY 5,902,000
FOXNEWS INGRAHAM 4,560,000
FOXNEWS TUCKER 4,222,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 2,788,000
FOXNEWS THE FIVE 2,634,000
MSNBC SPECIAL 2,378,000
CNN CUOMO 2,362,000
CNN TONIGHT 1,790,000
CNN COOPER 1,691,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 1,551,000

Chicken + plucking.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:43 PM (vDqXW)

194 The indictment accuses the firm of producing propaganda, pretending to be U.S. activists online and posting political content on social media in order to sow discord among American voters.

Is any of that stuff actually, you know, illegal??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:42 PM (39g3+)

George $oro$ hardest hit.

Oh. Wait.

Posted by: golfman at June 12, 2018 07:43 PM (If3tB)

195 The indictment accuses the firm of producing propaganda, pretending to be U.S. activists online and posting political content on social media in order to sow discord among American voters.

All right, leave the Democrats out of this.

What did this Russki outfit do?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:43 PM (+CzJu)

196 Take your gravitas off me, Mr. Biden, you damned dirty perv!

Posted by: Nova at June 12, 2018 07:44 PM (QLvwG)

197 Good news we are nearing the 25% needed to wake up to throw these fuckers down mineshafts and into deep rock quarries.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:44 PM (IdRpH)

198 Man. 5 million viewers? M*A*S*H used to pull that in with half the population on a rerun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:44 PM (39g3+)

199

Is any of that stuff actually, you know, illegal??

About as illegal as that guy who made that anti-muslim video.

You know, the man who was FRAMED by obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 12, 2018 07:45 PM (nZ8SR)

200 Heh. An actual MSLSD panel questioned today whether PDT is jealous of Canadian Obama's youth.


They're reaching deep into whatever nearly dried up well they can find.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:45 PM (ptqGC)

201 That's what I love about tweens, I get older but they stay the same age.
Yes they do.
Alright alright alright.

Posted by: Joe Biden - Dazed and Confused at June 12, 2018 07:45 PM (kYLYM)

202 We're waiting.

Posted by: Judge Smails at June 12, 2018 07:46 PM (RnjCM)

203 Biden/Katshit 2020.

Dumb and Dumber III.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2018 07:46 PM (EoRCO)

204 Daltrey was all that was man, but at the same time seemed... a regular guy, like you could just sit down and chat with him at any time. Townsend is kind of a sleazeball who likes young boys so despite his immense songwriting genius its hard to like him.


That's probably fair. I don't know about the liking young boys thing, and I decided not to care about the "internet research" phase of Townsend's career.

It's hard to like Townsend, I think, because he's aloof. He's distant. He's totally a songwriting genius, but he's out there somewhere.

Daltrey literally got kicked out of the band for fighting with fans. He had to promise to not punch fans any more to get back in the band.

I think on paper I like an intellectual guy before I like the guy who punches people but that's not always how it turns out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 07:46 PM (fuK7c)

205 Doesn't Pervy Uncle Joey have grandchildren? I mean, I know his pervy son moved in with the widow of his own brother, but still....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

206 They're reaching deep into whatever nearly dried up well they can find.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:45 PM (ptqGC)


They're wading through the horseshit, figuring that there has to be a pony there somewhere.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:47 PM (+CzJu)

207 What about Marina Abramovic?


Well what about Lisa Barsoomian?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 07:47 PM (Vnlws)

208 The indictment accuses the firm of producing
propaganda, pretending to be U.S. activists online and posting political
content on social media in order to sow discord among American voters.



Is any of that stuff actually, you know, illegal??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 07:42 PM (39g3+)

I don't think so. Next set of Mueller indictments? Trump's campaign director's sister's cousin wore white after labor day... THAT'S A CRIME AGAINST FASHION AND GOOD TASTE!!!!!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 07:47 PM (imSgd)

209 46
McCabe is suing the FBI and the DOJ.



Popcorn futures through the roof.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2018 07:16 PM (gC2IV)


Of course he is. Caught dead to right, he will do anything to not have a butt-buddy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2018 07:47 PM (UsCnO)

210
[panicky]

Uh, uh...

*snap!*

Standards Have Changed Over “What You Can Do To Someone Against Their Will ..

Posted by: Slow Joe at June 12, 2018 07:47 PM (2YhrB)

211 I always wanted a pony.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at June 12, 2018 07:47 PM (Tyii7)

212 He got tossed out once for plagiarism, maybe that only counts once like double jeopardy

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 07:48 PM (pHfeF)

213 Cuomo, last night with Rodman in the MAGA hat, looked like he had just sucked a turd out somebody's butt hole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 07:48 PM (pw+jk)

214 176 Townsend is kind of a sleazeball who likes young boys

Really? I'd just presumed the child porn he was going for was young girls.

Besides which, I've been reliably informed that homosexual men are most definitely not interested in young boys, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:40 PM (+CzJu)


Well, sure, because none of those pervert priests were homosexuals, except that all of them were, and none of the victims were teenage boys, except that all of them were.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2018 07:48 PM (7UW64)

215 You really have to be assertive bordering on aggressive to get people in power to stand up and do the right thing in protecting kids instead of burying their head in the sand. It's crazy. It's like people are brainwashed to believe that it could never happen because 'Merica.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:48 PM (IdRpH)

216 Touchy's a little punchy. Punchy's a little touchy.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 12, 2018 07:48 PM (2NqXo)

217 213 Cuomo, last night with Rodman in the MAGA hat, looked like he had just sucked a turd out somebody's butt hole.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 07:48 PM (pw+jk)


This type of technical analysis is why I keep coming back here, plus, the poetry.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2018 07:49 PM (7UW64)

218 If he touched my theoretical daughter like that I would give him a big hug.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 07:49 PM (Vnlws)

219 Uncle Joe and KamelToe 2020!

Has quite the distinctive ring to it, eh?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2018 07:49 PM (UsCnO)

220 Next set of Mueller indictments? Trump's campaign director's sister's cousin wore white after labor day... THAT'S A CRIME AGAINST FASHION AND GOOD TASTE!!!!!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 07:47 PM (imSgd)
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It threatens our democracy and rule of law!

Posted by: Dem Hack at June 12, 2018 07:49 PM (vDqXW)

221
I'm laughing my ass off. Mueller's indictment was just crap. They figured the Rooskie firms wouldn't even bother to show up and defend against it. They're in Russia, don't have to answer to us, so they figured they'd just blow it off.

They do this all time with foreign actors.

But the Rooskies called their bluff. Okay, Mueller, you want play in your little court? We'll play. Now put up your dukes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 07:50 PM (8O3HH)

222 Well what about Lisa Barsoomian?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 07:47 PM (Vnlws)
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Lisa is a woman, of woman born. Veshtitsas from Hell require special measures. Chocolates and wooden stakes, and cleansing with fire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 07:50 PM (UiRxW)

223 Well, sure, because none of those pervert priests were homosexuals, except that all of them were, and none of the victims were teenage boys, except that all of them were.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2018 07:48 PM (7UW64)


You see, the way this works is that the instant the pervert priest molest a boy, they cease to become a priest in God's eyes, although no one else knows that at the time.

See, e.g., "no true Scotsman."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:50 PM (+CzJu)

224 I always wanted a pony.
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at June 12, 2018 07:47 PM

I always wanted to be a cowpunchy, I mean cowpuncher. F*ck that Trump, he's in my head again.

Posted by: Bobby de Niro at June 12, 2018 07:50 PM (2NqXo)

225 Have any Progressives made the claim yet that Trump is dealing directly with North Korea and suspending US-ROK military exercises because Putin told Trump to do so?

If not, they are slipping on maintaining their Putin Owns Trump meme.

Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2018 07:50 PM (AMIL/)

226

Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, baby
Can't you see that I am not afraid?
What was that promise that you made?
Why won't you tell me what she said?
What was that promise that you made?

Posted by: Touch Connors at June 12, 2018 07:50 PM (IqV8l)

227 It's hard to like Townsend, I think, because he's aloof. He's distant. He's totally a songwriting genius, but he's out there somewhere.


Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 07:46 PM (fuK7c)

But he helped Clapton get straight. Something I didn't know until recently.

I've thought of him differently since then.

Posted by: golfman at June 12, 2018 07:50 PM (If3tB)

228 Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 07:40 PM (Vnlws)

Sorry. First sentence means Biden would undoubtedly guilty of an actual crime if not protected by being a government stooge.

Because he forced the women to watch as part of their job.

And that forcing is what gives progs the thrill that makes their miserable lives worth living.

Pretty much what you'd said, but I hadn't seen your comment when you posted.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2018 07:50 PM (rp9xB)

229 #200 BTW, Jane, Trudeau took Monday off from being so exhausted from the G7 while PDT was flying to Singapore; putting up with a 12-hour time difference; and then having meetings all over the place once he got there.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 07:51 PM (Evws/)

230 I think on paper I like an intellectual guy before I like the guy who punches people but that's not always how it turns out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 07:46 PM (fuK7c)


Except, of course, I will never meet either one, so my lust is directed at Mr. Daltrey, hands down.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2018 07:51 PM (7UW64)

231 But the Rooskies called their bluff. Okay, Mueller, you want play in your little court? We'll play. Now put up your dukes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 07:50 PM (8O3HH)


Good idea to fuck with people whose national game is chess.

It was pathetic with Barky doing the same thing, except he was from a demographic that plays basketball.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:51 PM (+CzJu)

232 Uncle Joe and KamelToe 2020!

Has quite the distinctive ring to it, eh?



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2018 07:49 PM (UsCnO)

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If that gets back to Joe n' KamelToe it could be a big boost for them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 07:51 PM (pw+jk)

233 I know Drudge is managing his site this week. I also know he leaves it up to his staff to manage in the past. He knew this week would be huge. You can tell a difference in what is being posted. Glad to see he is back at the helm. I hope he stays for a while. He got lazy and left the work up to lesser mortals and it showed.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:51 PM (IdRpH)

234 139

Both Ace and Rush talked about this today. It is a class issue or, "Not our kind, dear" type of GOPe snobbery. Political damage to the party be damned....Trump must be punished for being an Uppity Outsider. And his voters held in contempt forever.

Posted by: jmel at June 12, 2018 07:52 PM (OeWgo)

235 218 If he touched my theoretical daughter like that I would give him a big hug.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 07:49 PM (Vnlws)

If he touched my kid like that, I would give him a bike lock upside the head and follow it up with one to his nuts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2018 07:52 PM (7UW64)

236 Trudeau took Monday off from being so exhausted from the G7 while PDT was flying to Singapore; putting up with a 12-hour time difference; and then having meetings all over the place once he got there.

=

I was meditating... by looking at myself in the mirror

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at June 12, 2018 07:52 PM (bUjCl)

237 But he helped Clapton get straight. Something I didn't know until recently.

I've thought of him differently since then.



Hmm. I shall look that up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 07:52 PM (fuK7c)

238 But remember folks, Biden is an unstoppable juggernaut of campaigning genius, he cannot be beaten!

And yet, if he had run, and not Hillary, I believe he would have won. It took a special kind of incompetence to blow that election.

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 07:53 PM (LAe3v)

239 We are proud of Robert DENearo and his comments to that idiot TRump. Well done Sir.....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 12, 2018 07:53 PM (qM84C)

240 >>He also has access to the best satellite photos money can buy.

Plus he's a world class bullshitter.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

241 Heh. An actual MSLSD panel questioned today whether PDT is jealous of Canadian Obama's youth.


They're reaching deep into whatever nearly dried up well they can find.



In December of 2020, Trump will still be President, and Trudeau won't be PM of Canada.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

242 Stand up, Joe! But leave the little girl's face off your crotch, mkay?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

243 What about the picture of crazy uncle Joe grabbing that baby right in the crotch?

Posted by: MAGA at June 12, 2018 07:54 PM (LnOh3)

244 When Kudlow got a heart attack last night, a bunch of libs were tweeting about Karma.

Hollywood's burning right now, wonder how many libs are going to tweet about Karma?

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:54 PM (vDqXW)

245 Joe Biden as Dr. Carl Hill in Re-Animator (caution: gross):

https://youtu.be/pyOLa7oJvuc?t=48

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 07:55 PM (/qEW2)

246 And the republicans refuse to follow his lead to victory which would lead to 2 generations of power for them.



WTF?!??!?

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:32 PM (IdRpH)

They don't want the responsibility that goes with the power. Happy to play second fiddle as long as they can keep the perks of being *important people*.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 12, 2018 07:55 PM (RfzVr)

247 Thanks

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 07:56 PM (Vnlws)

248 January 2020 for Justin being out on his ass actually. (Oct. 2019 federal election here.)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 07:56 PM (Evws/)

249 Maybe Drudge is only focused on Twitter... Maybe he is focusing on getting Twitter banned.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:56 PM (IdRpH)

250
When Kudlow got a heart attack last night, a bunch of libs were tweeting about Karma.



Hollywood's burning right now, wonder how many libs are going to tweet about Karma?

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:54 PM (vDqXW)


Something something ISIS *deletes *

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

251 Think you all will elect a conservative next time?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 07:57 PM (Vnlws)

252 Joe's the guy that hugs a six year old girl real tight but doesn't bend down to do it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2018 07:57 PM (a0OPJ)

253 #WheeeeeeeeToooooooo

I go two words, Ann Coulter. In her book, Demonic, she predicted this would happen. Her many cites to Lebon's, The Crowd, forewarned of the mob mentality eventually encompassing those that would be fellow travelers in an ideological movement. And I love it!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 12, 2018 07:57 PM (rdl6o)

254 Of course feminine Trump is jealous of Trudeau.
Remind me again which one wears an eyebrow merkin?

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 07:57 PM (LAe3v)

255 January 2020 for Justin being out on his ass actually. (Oct. 2019 federal election here.)


I thought ya'll were like Britain and turned over the government in a week.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

256 Plus he's a world class bullshitter.


If there's a contest to be the first one to get Trump, I lose. I've hated him since the early 80s.

And then he comes out this morning and says "they've got great beaches and they're between China and South Korea".

I do not like liking this guy, but I'm liking him anyway.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 07:58 PM (fuK7c)

257 They don't want the responsibility that goes with the power. Happy to play second fiddle as long as they can keep the perks of being *important people*.
Posted by: cfo mom
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It's almost as if they are more concerned with their own personal circumstances than they are with the well-being of the Republic.

/sarc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2018 07:59 PM (kXPT5)

258
Mueller needs to indict Trudeau's fake eyebrows.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 07:59 PM (8O3HH)

259 Well that explains it.

The American Conservative Coalition who is boycotting Candace Owen's Turning Point is a "conservative environmental group" *for* carbon taxes.

Concern. Troll.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:59 PM (vDqXW)

260 Justin came to do coloring books and kick ass and he's all out of coloring books.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2018 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

261 When Kudlow got a heart attack last night, a bunch of libs were tweeting about Karma.

Hollywood's burning right now, wonder how many libs are going to tweet about Karma?

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:54 PM (vDqXW)


Such delightful people, and such humanitarians to boot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:00 PM (+CzJu)

262 The Canadian Liberals went from 36 seats to 184 seats in the last election. Are they going back down to 25 in the next?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:00 PM (yQpMk)

263 Trudeau took Monday off from being so exhausted from the G7 while PDT was flying to Singapore; putting up with a 12-hour time difference; and then having meetings all over the place once he got there.
**************************************************

Trudy collapsed onto his fainting couch. Curtains are drawn. Little children are fanning him. Aides hover anxiously, clutching smelling salts and strips of petticoat to wipe his dewy brow. He has a very delicate constitution, you know.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 12, 2018 08:00 PM (2NqXo)

264 Let's play my favorite game, Can You Tell Where My Finger's Been?

Posted by: Joe 'Hands' Biden at June 12, 2018 08:01 PM (vgjlG)

265 I do not like liking this guy, but I'm liking him anyway.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 07:58 PM (fuK7c)


Many of us came to like Trump late in the game. Come sit next to me *fluffs couch pillow* It's comfy here and there are cocktails.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

266 He got lazy and left the work up to lesser mortals and it showed.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:51 PM (IdRpH)
Drudge has nothing on JJ and vic.

>>>end

Posted by: golfman at June 12, 2018 08:01 PM (If3tB)

267 Fucking lefties have lost it. Trump is Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, all rolled up in one, but stupider.

It's beautiful.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 08:01 PM (FrCXK)

268 When Kudlow got a heart attack last night, a bunch of libs were tweeting about Karma.

Then I guess Fat Teddy K's brain cancer was, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2018 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

269 Many of us came to like Trump late in the game. Come sit next to me *fluffs couch pillow* It's comfy here and there are cocktails.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


And a big round of applause.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 08:02 PM (Vnlws)

270 As a man who spends his free time dressing up in old-fasioned nurse outfits, I am highly qualified to discuss femininity.

Posted by: Nurse Krang, crossdresser, troll at June 12, 2018 08:02 PM (H5knJ)

271 269 Fucking lefties have lost it. Trump is Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, all rolled up in one, but stupider.

It's beautiful.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 08:01 PM (FrCXK)

So was BusHitler, the Chimp.

And McCain the Crazy.

And Romney the Heartless, etc.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 12, 2018 08:02 PM (F5+ro)

272 Touchy, Punchy, and the Searchlight Strangler, meeting at a Little Tavern in Bethesda, hop into a van with Nevada plates and go on a road trip. BOLOs are issued.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 12, 2018 08:02 PM (xzqr4)

273 The American Conservative Coalition who is boycotting Candace Owen's Turning Point is a "conservative environmental group" *for* carbon taxes.

Concern. Troll.
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 07:59 PM (vDqXW)


You mean "Communist front."

We've seen a shitload of false flag crap here in California during the primary campaign.

"Republicans! Vote for this guy who doesn't have a dog's chance of making it through the jungle primary!" - Paid for the Working Mothers for Peace, Justice, Bread, and Communism, and by the Central Committee of the SEIU.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:02 PM (+CzJu)

274 I had enough of Pierre Trudeau back in the 70's.

Glad he's dead.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2018 08:02 PM (EoRCO)

275 Of course feminine Trump is jealous of Trudeau. Younger, taller, fitter - he hits the feminine Trump vanity where it hurts (in the wrinkled paunch).
Posted by: Dr Krang
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He looks fabulous in a Sari.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2018 08:03 PM (++ggZ)

276
Fucking lefties have lost it. Trump is Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, all rolled up in one, but stupider.

Since when did lefties dislike Stalin?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 08:03 PM (IqV8l)

277 Fucking lefties have lost it. Trump is Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, all rolled up in one, but stupider.

It's beautiful.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 08:01 PM (FrCXK)
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AND unlike any ruthless dictator in the history of the world--he is a stooge of another leader.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 08:03 PM (vDqXW)

278 I'm shocked PDT's Lil' Kim summit didn't kill what's left of McCain last night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

279
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5836705

FBI agent accidentally shoots a man while doing some cool backflip dance move.

Perfect analogy for our vaunted FBI.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 08:04 PM (8O3HH)

280 Joe should've just said "Norms have changed for what you can do to somebody against their will in the last thirty years". That always works for me.

Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua at June 12, 2018 08:04 PM (O5Q3r)

281 You couldn't pay me enough to sit at a question and answer session with Joe Biden.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 12, 2018 08:04 PM (NLeU8)

282 Evening all

G-D do I hate all left wingers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:04 PM (Ydx5u)

283 280 I'm shocked PDT's Lil' Kim summit didn't kill what's left of McCain last night.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

Speaking of McCain, I'm thinking the world deserves a quick proof of live video sometime soon. He is an elected official after all, who would rather die in office than resign.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 12, 2018 08:04 PM (F5+ro)

284 Of course feminine Trump is jealous of Trudeau.
Younger, taller, fitter - he hits the feminine Trump vanity where it
hurts (in the wrinkled paunch).

Posted by: Dr Krang at June 12, 2018 07:56 PM (lvEyV)

No real man is or would be jealous of the metrosexual of Montreal.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:05 PM (imSgd)

285 Think you all will elect a conservative next time?
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He's looking on the RINO side (Andrew Scheer) but we'll see if he finds some balls especially with Ontario having a conservative government now, and probably one back in Alberta by then too.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 08:05 PM (Evws/)

286 Elderly insecure female attacks younger counterpart's appearance. A familiar tale.
Posted by: Dr Krang at June 12, 2018 08:01 PM (lvEyV)

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Yes, the oft repeated story of Hillary!

Go take a shower, you smell like vinegar.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 08:05 PM (I16G8)

287 While he may have an unnatural attraction to young children, to Joe Biden's enduring credit he -- at least -- isn't Robert DeNiro, who has a long history of child rape friendships. Lets not forget De Niro was hanging around with Roman Polanski when that young girl was raped in LA many years ago.

So, yes, Crazy Uncle Joe has issues but he is no DeNiro.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 08:05 PM (XlbwU)

288 Norms have changed about how many times you can pretend you didn't hear the safe word.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at June 12, 2018 08:05 PM (vDqXW)

289 Rodman is pointing his finger at Sean Penn and Danny Glover and laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2018 08:06 PM (a0OPJ)

290 Elderly insecure female attacks younger counterpart's appearance. A familiar tale.
Posted by: Dr Krang

Serious question: what's it like being so lonely, pathetic, and miserable that you spend your time going to a place where no one likes you to copypasta the same shit that 99% of readers skip over? Is this really an effective use of you limited time on this earth?
Get a life, you fucking loser.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 12, 2018 08:06 PM (kYLYM)

291 Ol' Pierre's wife was a snappy dresser.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 08:06 PM (Vnlws)

292 Lets not forget De Niro was hanging around with Roman Polanski when that young girl was raped in LA many years ago.

I think that was jack nicholson, but why quibble

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:07 PM (Ydx5u)

293 Go take a shower, you smell like vinegar.


Huh?

Posted by: Elderberries at June 12, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)

294 I remember a time when trolls actually TRIED. They failed miserably, but they tried.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

295 http://bit.ly/2Mnn9da
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CTH thread & Bill Mueller not wanting to play ball anymore

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 08:07 PM (y3aQB)

296 Since when did lefties dislike Stalin?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 08:03 PM (IqV8l)


I was wondering that. Typically lefties don't bring up Stalin at all, for fear of further fracturing their shaky united front pushing for Communism.

Because there's nothing that gets Reds at each others' throats like a good Lenin v. Stalin v. Trotsky v. Mao argument.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:07 PM (+CzJu)

297 Stanton sucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:08 PM (Ydx5u)

298 I was meditating... by looking at myself in the mirror

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at June 12, 2018 07:52 PM (bUjCl)

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Darling, you misspelled masturbating.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 08:08 PM (pw+jk)

299 You guys crack me up.
Good night all

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 08:08 PM (pHfeF)

300 Posted by: Dr Krang at June 12, 2018 08:01 PM (lvEyV)
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I imagine at your job, AoSHQ duty is like Siberia duty in the Red Army. Or Clinton detail in the Secret Service. Reserved for least-loved junior members.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 08:08 PM (UiRxW)

301 "DOCTOR" Krang = Jill Biden

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

302 Since when did lefties dislike Stalin?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 08:03 PM (IqV8l)

As long as they can slim PDT, they will ride any horse they can saddle

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:09 PM (Ydx5u)

303 I'm shocked PDT's Lil' Kim summit didn't kill what's left of McCain last night.

Only if someone trips over his power cord.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:09 PM (yQpMk)

304 Dr Krang if you are trying snark, you are doing it wrong.
If you are trying trolling, you are doing it wrong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 08:09 PM (pw+jk)

305 Is this pencildick the same as the morning pencildick?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2018 08:09 PM (oVJmc)

306 247 Of course feminine Trump is jealous of Trudeau. Younger, taller, fitter - he hits the feminine Trump vanity where it hurts (in the wrinkled paunch).
Posted by: Dr Krang at June 12, 2018 07:56 PM (lvEyV)


I'm sure Trudy would be the hit of many a bathhouse. Probably including yours.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:09 PM (+CzJu)

307 I thought ya'll were like Britain and turned over the government in a week.
------
I was rounding up but with Parliament not sitting during the election and Christmas break and the like, it won't get to business until the New Year I'm sure even if the new Goverment is seated by November.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 08:10 PM (Evws/)

308 257
If there's a contest to be the first one to get Trump, I lose. I've hated him since the early 80s.

And then he comes out this morning and says "they've got great beaches and they're between China and South Korea".

I do not like liking this guy, but I'm liking him anyway.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 07:58 PM (fuK7c)


As I said, he's a marketing genius. He makes you like him even if you don't want to.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

309 Krang's a troll? Sad.

Posted by: freaked at June 12, 2018 08:10 PM (UdKB7)

310 Dr Wang is back.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 08:10 PM (89T5c)

311 263 The Canadian Liberals went from 36 seats to 184 seats in the last election. Are they going back down to 25 in the next?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:00 PM (yQpMk)

It wouldn't surprise me in the least.

They got BTFO big time in Ontario just a few days ago. How bad was it? They actually lost certification to be a party. That's how big the loss is. It's never happened to them before in something like 141 years.

Barring some sort of miracle, Trudeau is toast.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 08:11 PM (4ErVI)

312 You people! Stalin is so yesterday. We are sooo over Stalin.

We're going to start to notice that he starved millions of his own people and call him "extreme-extreme right"... like Trump!

Posted by: Progressive Left at June 12, 2018 08:11 PM (vDqXW)

313 Trump scared Truedoe's eyebrow right off of his forehead. I think we know Trump is the Alpha male.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 08:11 PM (pw+jk)

314 Sometimes I say to myself, self, what is your purpose in being here?

And then I immediately think it's to bring the level down.

So here's Margaret Trudeau's mish from Studio 54 back in the 70s.

It's really her mish, so don't ask about whether it's SFW, it's her mish.

https://bit.ly/2JyZf0z

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 08:11 PM (fuK7c)

315 Dr Wang is back.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 08:10 PM (89T5c)


And noticeably low-energy.

Probably low blood sugar.

And low T.

Posted by: filbert at June 12, 2018 08:12 PM (953wK)

316 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5836705

FBI agent accidentally shoots a man while doing some cool backflip dance move.

Perfect analogy for our vaunted FBI.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 08:04 PM (8O3HH)


That's why we pay FBI agents top dollar: for their judgment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:12 PM (+CzJu)

317 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:07 PM (+CzJu)

I get the impression that Maoism has become the dominate strain in the US. I know of at least a couple Trotskyites, but the general behavior (struggle sessions and violent control of universities, for example) seems to point to Mao. There don't seem to be many that claim Stalin in the US.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2018 08:12 PM (rp9xB)

318 Totally O/T:

Son's dog is staying with us, and she is so very proud of standing guard on the screened porch scaring off the herds of deer in the yard.

I have mixed feelings because I love seeing the deer, but she is so excited and proud of herself for sending them airborne and off that it's fun to watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

319 http://bit.ly/2MnXqBx
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McCabe to sue Trump admin for defamation, wrongful termination | TheHill
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So he didn't get Immunity

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 08:12 PM (y3aQB)

320 Lets not forget De Niro was hanging around with Roman Polanski when that young girl was raped in LA many years ago.

I think that was jack nicholson, but why quibble

Posted by: Nevergiveup
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It's not a quibble. When stating an event or a person being as accurate as possible is important.

If one is not certain then let that be known.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 08:12 PM (Vnlws)

321 283
Speaking of McCain, I'm thinking the world deserves a quick proof of live video sometime soon. He is an elected official after all, who would rather die in office than resign.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 12, 2018 08:04 PM (F5+ro)


With a copy of today's newspaper propped up against him.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

322 They got BTFO big time in Ontario just a few days ago. How bad was it? They actually lost certification to be a party. That's how big the loss is. It's never happened to them before in something like 141 years.

Barring some sort of miracle, Trudeau is toast.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

And the best news: Rob Ford's brother is the new Premiere of Ontario. A Beer Bong In Every Garage!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 12, 2018 08:13 PM (kYLYM)

323 So here's Margaret Trudeau's mish from Studio 54 back in the 70s.

It's really her mish, so don't ask about whether it's SFW, it's her mish.

https://bit.ly/2JyZf0z
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 08:11 PM (fuK7c)


Behold the portal from which Justin emerged.

Although can be made for the other end.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:13 PM (+CzJu)

324 Hillary Clintons celebrity-backed White House bid in 2016 was an epic failure, so Democrats are doubling down and turning to Hollywood for help to persuaded voters heading to the polls in November.
The Democratic National Committee and Democratic members of Congress are teaming with celebrities to craft campaign messages to win over the voters in middle America.

Breitbart

Wow, Stupid is as Stupid does.

Good go for it LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:13 PM (Ydx5u)

325
Sometimes I say to myself, self, what is your purpose in being here?



And then I immediately think it's to bring the level down.



So here's Margaret Trudeau's mish from Studio 54 back in the 70s.



It's really her mish, so don't ask about whether it's SFW, it's her mish.



https://bit.ly/2JyZf0z

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 08:11 PM (fuK7c)

Was she the first lady of Canada at that point?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:14 PM (imSgd)

326 It's not a quibble. When stating an event or a person being as accurate as possible is important.



Meh, while I haven't actually seen Punchy DeNiro suck cock, I'll go out an a limb and state that he is not unfamiliar with the taste of penis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:14 PM (yQpMk)

327 So here's Margaret Trudeau's mish from Studio 54 back in the 70s.



It's really her mish, so don't ask about whether it's SFW, it's her mish.



https://bit.ly/2JyZf0z

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 08:11 PM (fuK7c)



That will be precious for the family history library. Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

328 The Democratic National Committee and Democratic members of Congress are teaming with celebrities to craft campaign messages to win over the voters in middle America.

Breitbart

Wow, Stupid is as Stupid does.

Good go for it LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:13 PM (Ydx5u)

Their next appointment is with the NFL.

Posted by: golfman at June 12, 2018 08:15 PM (If3tB)

329 And the best news: Rob Ford's brother is the new Premiere of Ontario. A Beer Bong In Every Garage!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 12, 2018 08:13 PM (kYLYM)
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FULL OF PCP! ... stumbles sideways... {falls over}

Posted by: Zombie Rob Ford at June 12, 2018 08:15 PM (vDqXW)

330 I gotta say, Sessions looks a lot like one of those Muppets on the Muppet Show who sat up there in the balcony. Stadler or Waldorf.

Dude looks Muppetish.

NTTATWWT.

Posted by: filbert at June 12, 2018 08:15 PM (953wK)

331
Jeff Sessions on Tucker now -- asking him about Rosenpenis' threats to subpoena.

Jeff says it's a mischaracterization.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 08:15 PM (8O3HH)

332
So here's Margaret Trudeau's mish from Studio 54 back in the 70s.


It's really her mish, so don't ask about whether it's SFW, it's her mish.



https://bit.ly/2JyZf0z

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 08:11 PM (fuK7c)
===
Let's put it kindly, Hugh Hefner did not extend an invite to be in his magazine .... or mansion... or giving him noggin...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 08:15 PM (pw+jk)

333 Maybe Biden still lives by the same rules Bill Clinton does about 'what is acceptable to force a woman to do'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:15 PM (aYCy9)

334 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2018 08:12 PM (rp9xB)
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The SJWs, the public demands for self-denunciations... Cultural Revolution, for sure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 08:15 PM (UiRxW)

335 Creepier Uncle Joe :

Stalin, or Biden?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 12, 2018 08:16 PM (9De+S)

336 Sessions makes an appearance on TV!

Six more weeks of winter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 08:16 PM (XlbwU)

337 Snoozy dodging Tucker's questions about Rosenstein's shenanigans. It's true.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 12, 2018 08:16 PM (7D5fI)

338 Jeff Sessions on Tucker now -- asking him about Rosenpenis' threats to subpoena.



Jeff says it's a mischaracterization.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 08:15 PM (8O3HH)


I'm watching now. Sessions sounds like he's been bought.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

339 Late in the primary process, my Dad pointed me to PDT's issue positions. I was impressed by several.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 08:16 PM (PUmDY)

340 http://bit.ly/2y8azLG
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Wow! Jim Acosta on Hot Mic: "If They're Not Going to Let Me in the F*cking Meeting, That's What Happens!" (VIDEO)

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 08:16 PM (y3aQB)

341 The Democratic National Committee and Democratic members of Congress are
teaming with celebrities to craft campaign messages to win over the
voters in middle America.



Breitbart



Wow, Stupid is as Stupid does.



Good go for it LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:13 PM (Ydx5u)


The blind leading the deaf and dumb.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:16 PM (imSgd)

342 335 Creepier Uncle Joe :

Stalin, or Biden?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 12, 2018 08:16 PM (9De+S)

Well, Biden has not posed with a little girl whose parents had been purged yet.

So give it to Smokin' Joe Stalin on that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:16 PM (aYCy9)

343 Trump has literally boxed in and his holding the frame against the Dims as Anti American, foreigners first, criminal rights first, pro human and child trafficking, pro pedophilia, and literally eveeuthing pro evil.

And the republicans refuse to follow his lead to victory which would lead to 2 generations of power for them.

WTF?!??!?

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 07:32 PM (IdRpH) [/I[

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Don't let anyone fool you. Being a boss is hard work. You have take command and make difficult decisions. Most Republican politicians don't want to do that. It's far easier to let the Dims take charge and then complain about the results.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (v3DL/)

344 The Democratic National Committee and Democratic members of Congress are
teaming with celebrities to craft campaign messages to win over the
voters in middle America.


===
Look High school dropouts are by MSM definition very smart... much like Obama Super Genius.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (pw+jk)

345
Sessions defends Rosenpenis.

His ass needs to be fired. Right now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (8O3HH)

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (v3DL/)

347 'It's really her mish, so don't ask about whether it's SFW, it's her mish. '

It resembles an eyebrow.

Posted by: freaked at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (UdKB7)

348 324
The Democratic National Committee and Democratic members of Congress are teaming with celebrities to craft campaign messages to win over the voters in middle America.

Breitbart

Wow, Stupid is as Stupid does.

Good go for it LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:13 PM (Ydx5u)


Because nobody has their fingers on the pulse of Middle America like Hollywood celebrities.

My eyeballs just rolled clean out of my head and are clattering around on the floor. BRB.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

349 Creepier Uncle Joe :

Stalin, or Biden?



It's certainly a contrast of hairlines.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

350 "And yet, if he had run, and not Hillary, I believe he would have won."


I keep on seeing people saying this.

I don't understand it, but apparently this is a widely held belief.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (GNCPT)

351 Canada.

Where nothing ever happens. They are like one big HOA.

Canadian ham FTW!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (EoRCO)

352 didn't Trump just go about 25 hours without sleep? I'd like someone to ask Biden if he can stay awake for half that time without putting his foot in his mouth.

no, I hear that you can buy a high energy drink made out of library paste.

and he did graduate law school in the top 95 percent of his class.
and if he were to become president, the wits at Saturday Night Live would say they have no reason to make fun of Biden

So let Biden dream on, Hillary will get the nomination again before he'll ever get it. OK, maybe he'll be the nominee in 2024.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (KxbBq)

353 Wow, i"m actually really starting to believe Sessions was part of the whole deep state plan. What a huge disappointment.

Posted by: spypeach at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (z7CH9)

354 Hillary Clintons celebrity-backed White House bid in 2016 was an epic failure, so Democrats are doubling down and turning to Hollywood for help to persuaded voters heading to the polls in November.
The Democratic National Committee and Democratic members of Congress are teaming with celebrities to craft campaign messages to win over the voters in middle America.


Am I the only one who'd like to see everybody in Hollywood (barring a few exceptions) executed for treason?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (+CzJu)

355 Sessions: "Excuse me, Tucker, I have a MyTopper mattress pad to test out."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

356 The Canadian Liberals went from 36 seats to 184 seats in the last election. Are they going back down to 25 in the next?
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The Conservatives should get a majority but the federal Libs won't get as wiped out as those in the Ontario provincial election. The leftist NDP in Ontario were in a better position (personable female leader etc.) than the federal NDP who have an unlikeable Sikh dick as party leader so more Lib supporters will stick with the party than in Ontario and not switch to the NDP.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (Evws/)

357 Norms have changed about what you can force a young girl to do against their will.

...

But I'm kind of old fashioned that way.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (vDqXW)

358 314 Sometimes I say to myself, self, what is your purpose in being here?

And then I immediately think it's to bring the level down.

So here's Margaret Trudeau's mish from Studio 54 back in the 70s.

It's really her mish, so don't ask about whether it's SFW, it's her mish.

https://bit.ly/2JyZf0z
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 08:11 PM (fuK7c)

Looks like a amphibious rodent.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (IdRpH)

359 Sessions pretty much calling Rosenstein the victim of misreporting.

Wow.

Posted by: Ever at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (QPeHQ)

360 So here's Margaret Trudeau's mish from Studio 54 back in the 70s.



I would totally hit that. In fact, I might have hit that. Can't recall.

Posted by: Zombie Fidel at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (XlbwU)

361 I warmed up to Trump as soon as he started to 'go there.'

The whole process needed a bull in a china shop.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

362 Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 08:11 PM (fuK7c)

Com'on dude. Posting someone's mish?!. I'm not even going to look at it, but couldn't you post some pictures of pretty girls?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (0/+vJ)

363 I'm really disappointed in Jeff Sessions. After all the months of all sorts of smears against Trump's people and he stays silent but Rosenstein comes under fire and he makes the effort to come on Tucker Carlson to defend him.

Posted by: Decaf at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (/3+Sg)

364 Jeff Sessions on Tucker now -- asking him about Rosenpenis' threats to subpoena.





Jeff says it's a mischaracterization.



Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 08:15 PM (8O3HH)

Every time Sessionzzzz wakes up from his coma, he says something counterproductive and untrue. I am not happy about his do-nothingness but I prefer that to the actual obstruction and flat out lying.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (imSgd)

365 Sessions pretty much calling Rosenstein the victim of misreporting.


Another point for the 'Sessions As Mole' file.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2018 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

366 >>>Is this pencildick the same as the morning pencildick?


Yes. And it is the fruit ice cream person. For some reason that persona's hash changed every day and I imagine is why it is hard to permanently banish it. I don't understand why a hash would be different every day, but it is and always had been.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 12, 2018 08:19 PM (RfzVr)

367 Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 08:11 PM (fuK7c)



Com'on dude. Posting someone's mish?!. I'm not even going to look at it, but couldn't you post some pictures of pretty girls?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (0/+vJ)

The mish is a more appropriate statement on what came out of it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:20 PM (imSgd)

368 So here's Margaret Trudeau's mish from Studio 54 back in the 70s.



Joe Biden just called and wants to know who the old chick is.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 08:20 PM (XlbwU)

369 Com'on dude. Posting someone's mish?!. I'm not even going to look at it, but couldn't you post some pictures of pretty girls?


That's authentic Disco Bush.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

370 'It's really her mish, so don't ask about whether it's SFW, it's her mish. '



It resembles an eyebrow.

Posted by: freaked at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (UdKB7)

=======
AN eyebrow on whatever Demi Moore's bush is drinking/injecting.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 08:20 PM (pw+jk)

371 Did Stalin's mustache ever fall off?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 08:20 PM (IqV8l)

372 Ironically, Margaret Trudea was much easier to get into than Studio 54.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2018 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

373 I pray for an Al Qaeda truck bomb at the Oscars or Emmys every year. But noooooooo.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 08:21 PM (89T5c)

374 Com'on dude. Posting someone's mish?!. I'm not even going to look at it, but couldn't you post some pictures of pretty girls?

She's pretty! She is! All of her!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 08:21 PM (XlbwU)

375 Ironically, Margaret Trudea was much easier to get into than Studio 54.


Threadwinner.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

376 Am I the only one who'd like to see everybody in Hollywood (barring a few exceptions) executed for treason?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:17 PM (+CzJu)

So, who do we not consider helicopter fodder?

Tom Selleck
James Woods
Adam Baldwin
...
Mel Gibson?
...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:21 PM (aYCy9)

377 Sessions knows that Rosenstein signed the last version of the FISA warrant on Carter Page. Why would Sessions think subpoenaing phone records of a House aide be out of character?

Posted by: Ever at June 12, 2018 08:21 PM (QPeHQ)

378 That's authentic Disco Bush.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

I have to take your word for it. This place is very....odd.... sometimes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (0/+vJ)

379 There it was, a reason to fire Rosenstein on a silver platter and Sessions throw some it away.

Posted by: Decaf at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (/3+Sg)

380 hat's authentic Disco Bush.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

*clap

Posted by: golfman at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (If3tB)

381 363 I'm really disappointed in Jeff Sessions. After all the months of all sorts of smears against Trump's people and he stays silent but Rosenstein comes under fire and he makes the effort to come on Tucker Carlson to defend him.
Posted by: Decaf at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (/3+Sg)

Meh. Im letting things play out as all things with Team Trump.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (IdRpH)

382 375 Ironically, Margaret Trudea was much easier to get into than Studio 54.

Threadwinner.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:21 PM (yQpMk)


Definitely.

But OTOH, there were doubtless a lot more people in there than Studio 54 ever admitted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (+CzJu)

383 That's why we pay FBI agents top dollar: for their judgment.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:12 PM (+CzJu)


Come on, you can't expect them to be on duty and professional 24/7!

/s

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (n9EOP)

384 Meh, while I haven't actually seen Punchy DeNiro suck cock, I'll go out an a limb and state that he is not unfamiliar with the taste of penis.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
----------------------

That's a common throw and isn't considered libelous. Saying he "who has a long history of child rape friendships" is out of hand unless it is known.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (Vnlws)

385 "Am I the only one who'd like to see everybody in Hollywood (barring a few exceptions) executed for treason?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, "


No, you are definitely not.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (GNCPT)

386 I ain't looking at the Trudeau welcome mat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (89T5c)

387 Did Stalin's mustache ever fall off?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 08:20 PM (IqV8l)

If it did you died

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (Ydx5u)

388
That's probably a merkin on Margaret, there. Fake hair is a family trait.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (8O3HH)

389 373. Tell me about it. Every year, I ask Dyed Moroz for only three things - my own armoured train, a zombie Mongol mech infantry brigade, and my own aidoru studio - but so far, zip.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (fA1SL)

390 I can see I'm going to need to make a double batch of crow.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

391 So, whom do we not consider helicopter fodder?

Tom Selleck
James Woods
Adam Baldwin
...
Mel Gibson?
...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:21 PM (aYCy9)


Jon Voight
Bruce Willis?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (+CzJu)

392 *settles on the other side of Jane next to Jane and Bander on the couch*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (dEQP3)

393 I pray for an Al Qaeda truck bomb at the Oscars or Emmys every year. But noooooooo.....
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 08:21 PM (89T5c)

Your friend of the enemy is the enemy of your friend or something.

Posted by: golfman at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (If3tB)

394 >> That's authentic Disco Bush.

Let's be honest, it's no Demi Moore.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (8O3HH)

395 Posted by: Zombie Fidel at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (XlbwU)
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Your Castro oil is inducing vomiting all across Canada as we speak.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 08:24 PM (UiRxW)

396 Fenelon, for the record, Bander is literally telling me in my ear right now how he feels the shame because you yelled at him.

I feel I am laughing the exactly right amount, not too much.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 12, 2018 08:24 PM (dEQP3)

397 I can see I'm going to need to make a double batch of crow.Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

For yourself or others?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 08:24 PM (0/+vJ)

398 Sessions.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 12, 2018 08:24 PM (++G28)

399 372 Ironically, Margaret Trudea was much easier to get into than Studio 54.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2018 08:20 PM (oVJmc)


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

400 >>For yourself or others?

What do you think?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 08:25 PM (/tuJf)

401 I pray for an Al Qaeda truck bomb at the Oscars or Emmys every year. But noooooooo.....
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 08:21 PM (89T5c)


Bloody wogs. You can't count on them for anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:25 PM (+CzJu)

402 I ain't looking at the Trudeau welcome mat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (89T5c)

Sorry.

Posted by: The Trudeau Welcome Mat at June 12, 2018 08:25 PM (4C0+v)

403
*settles on the other side of Jane next to Jane and Bander on the couch*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (dEQP3)


What cocktail shall I whip up tonight?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

404 Ironically, Margaret Trudea was much easier to get into than Studio 54.

Threadwinner.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

Definitely.

But OTOH, there were doubtless a lot more people in there than Studio 54 ever admitted.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (+CzJu)
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What was maximum occupancy?

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at June 12, 2018 08:25 PM (vDqXW)

405 That's a common throw and isn't considered libelous. Saying he "who has a long history of child rape friendships" is out of hand unless it is known.


The penis he sips in child penis in his windowless van.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

406 So Sessions is comfortable calling his former colleagues liars to protect Rosenstein. Good to know.

With that in mind I think there will be nothing worthwhile in the IG reports.

Posted by: Decaf at June 12, 2018 08:26 PM (/3+Sg)

407 Why would Sessions think subpoenaing phone records of a House aide be out of character?

Or that he hasn't already ordered the surveillance.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 08:26 PM (XlbwU)

408 Bruce Willis?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (+CzJu)

Well, he did make Hudson Hawk...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:26 PM (aYCy9)

409 So, whom do we not consider helicopter fodder?

Tom Selleck
James Woods
Adam Baldwin
...
Mel Gibson?
...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:21 PM (aYCy9)

Jon Voight
Bruce Willis?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (+CzJu)


Gary Sinise
David Mamet
Janine Turner
Clint Eastwood (of course)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (lz35u)

410 What was maximum occupancy?


I'm imagining a fire marshal with his clicker stationed at her limo.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

411 Bruce Willis?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (+CzJu)

Well, he did make Hudson Hawk...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:26 PM (aYCy9)

He also had a hand in making some pretty weird daughters

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (Ydx5u)

412 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 12, 2018 08:24 PM (dEQP3)

He'll have to live with it as he knows I like him.

It just seems like an excessively odd choice of something to post. ! Isn't there some site on the wonderful world of the internet that welcomes that?

FTR, I don't want to see posting of anyone's penis either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (0/+vJ)

413 324
The Democratic National Committee and Democratic members of Congress are teaming with celebrities to craft campaign messages to win over the voters in middle America.

Breitbart

Wow, Stupid is as Stupid does.

Good go for it LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:13 PM (Ydx5u)



Oh please don't do that Democrats!! Pretty please, don't!!

https://youtu.be/5Ioiag30eAI

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (pY+s4)

414 What cocktail shall I whip up tonight?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)


Yes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (dEQP3)

415 What was maximum occupancy?
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at June 12, 2018 08:25 PM (vDqXW)


For which one? Margaret Trudeau or Studio 54?

I'd guess three for the former.

No idea for the latter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (+CzJu)

416 Jon Voight
Bruce Willis?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (+CzJu)
---
Don't forget Sargent Dan and Chachi!

{mulls over the Chachi part...}

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (vDqXW)

417 372 Ironically, Margaret Trudea was much easier to get into than Studio 54.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2018 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

===
And more people fit in on a Saturday night.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (pw+jk)

418 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (imSgd)

I keep hoping that AG Sessionzzz has a cunning plan, but I think he will prove to be one of Trump's major staff disasters. My remaining hope is that when Trump finally says "You're Fired!" to Jeffie it is an epic public event!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (n9EOP)

419 Okay, I misread that as Margaret Thatcher. Was going to say, she didn't strike me as the go-go type, but hey, you never know....

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (OKfYj)

420 And that Jackal movie with Richard Gere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:28 PM (aYCy9)

421 The Pen Is Mightier!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 12, 2018 08:28 PM (++G28)

422 "Along Comes Mary" references! Fantastic!

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at June 12, 2018 08:28 PM (b8TNV)

423 He also had a hand in making some pretty weird daughters
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (Ydx5u)


Dunno.

Somehow I had the impression he was conservative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:28 PM (+CzJu)

424 He also had a hand in making some pretty weird daughters

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (Ydx5u)



Well I don't know if it was his hand he had in making them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2018 08:28 PM (SiINZ)

425 Attorneys General Sessions appeared in Carlson.
Carlson tongue bath and Sessions reeks of treason. I know President Trump is itching to fire this traitor. Damn Right.
Open up a can of whoop ass on this yoda fool.

Posted by: d9 at June 12, 2018 08:28 PM (WX+x0)

426 I have to take your word for it. This place is very....odd.... sometimes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (0/+vJ)
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Boy, you got that right.


Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2018 08:28 PM (oMtOd)

427 I can see I'm going to need to make a double batch of crow.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (/tuJf)
=====
Make enough for the Army & Navy

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 08:29 PM (y3aQB)

428 Janine Turner
Clint Eastwood (of course)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (lz35u)

Ooo Janine Turner. Granted.

Let's throw in Christina Hendricks too. You know why.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:29 PM (aYCy9)

429 And, to his everlasting credit, I don't think I ever heard Brian Dennehy make any sort of political statements, one way or the other. He gets to play the helicopter we drop them from (which he kind of did, already, in Semi-Tough).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 08:29 PM (lz35u)

430 osted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (OKfYj)

LOL. It would be very deflating to see pictures of the Iron Lady's mish.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 08:29 PM (0/+vJ)

431 JS, nice tour so far. Of course not GD, but I never would've expected this quality this late in time. Enjoying while it lasts as much as I can.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 08:30 PM (PUmDY)

432 Somehow I had the impression he was conservative.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:28 PM (+CzJu)

He is

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2018 08:30 PM (Ydx5u)

433 It's so weird how Obama never had any women making claims about him. Heck, he had to make up girlfriends to accuse him of being male IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 12, 2018 08:30 PM (vDapD)

434 So, whom do we not consider helicopter fodder?

Tom Selleck
James Woods
Adam Baldwin
...
Mel Gibson?
...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:21 PM (aYCy9)

Jon Voight
Bruce Willis?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (+CzJu)

Gary Sinise
David Mamet
Janine Turner
Clint Eastwood (of course)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (lz35u)

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Add Kelsey Grammer and, I think, Robert Duvall. Possibly also Tommy Lee Jones and James Garner.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 08:30 PM (I16G8)

435 "I can see I'm going to need to make a double batch of crow.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (/tuJf)"

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Cue the scene where Fonzie has serious difficulties in say "I was ww... www... wwww"

Posted by: Decaf at June 12, 2018 08:30 PM (/3+Sg)

436 430. When she would have been in her prime, it'd have been a daguerrotype sorta thing - exposure times of up to a minute or so.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 08:30 PM (fA1SL)

437 419 Okay, I misread that as Margaret Thatcher. Was going to say, she didn't strike me as the go-go type, but hey, you never know....
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (OKfYj)

I did the same damn thing. The shivers abated when I reread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:30 PM (aYCy9)

438 Well no because he's already been indicted.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 07:24 PM (/tuJf)


===================================


McCabe was indicted? When?!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 08:31 PM (XlbwU)

439 LOL. It would be very deflating to see pictures of the Iron Lady's mish.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

IDK, depends on when it was taken.
She had nice gams for a PM.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 12, 2018 08:31 PM (kYLYM)

440 Tucker Carlson is simply going to blow one day, very soon now.

Seems like the dude has Had Enough of the lefties FNC is trotting onto his show.

Posted by: filbert at June 12, 2018 08:31 PM (953wK)

441 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5836705



FBI agent accidentally shoots a man while doing some cool backflip dance move.



Perfect analogy for our vaunted FBI.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 08:04 PM (8O3HH)

---

The important thing is he went home safely that night.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 12, 2018 08:31 PM (vDapD)

442 Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 08:30 PM (I16G
====
TLJ endorsed ManBearPig & did a commercial for him

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 08:31 PM (y3aQB)

443 Add Kelsey Grammer and, I think, Robert Duvall. Possibly also Tommy Lee Jones and James Garner.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 08:30 PM (I16G

James Garner is sadly, mort. Also, he was pretty much an old school dem.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:31 PM (aYCy9)

444 Jon Voight

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 08:32 PM (UiRxW)

445 Possibly also Tommy Lee Jones and James Garner.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 08:30 PM (I16G


I think you're off 180 degrees on Tommy Lee Jones.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 08:32 PM (lz35u)

446 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 12, 2018 08:31 PM (kYLYM)

A gam is not a mish.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 08:32 PM (0/+vJ)

447 It would be very deflating to see pictures of the Iron Lady's mish.


I'd hit it, while humming Yankee Doodle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:32 PM (yQpMk)

448 Dunno.

Somehow I had the impression he was conservative.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity



By Hollywood standards, he is.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 08:32 PM (pY+s4)

449 Psssst. Andy! Andy McCabe!

Come to my court. I'll make you a sweet deal.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 12, 2018 08:32 PM (vDqXW)

450 Or that he hasn't already ordered the surveillance.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 08:26 PM (XlbwU)


They ordered the surveillance of the senate staffers, the house staffers shouldn't be a problem.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 12, 2018 08:32 PM (0QYMt)

451 speaking of the GD, got this link in their e-mail today...

http://gratefuldead.warnermusic.com/pacific-northwest
-73-74-the-complete-recordings-19-cd-boxed-set-1.html

6 shows, IIRC, ~$190 + shipping (oversize box set)

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 08:32 PM (rMz3V)

452 447. Just think of the bragging rights.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 08:32 PM (fA1SL)

453 Tommy Lee Jones


I'd spare TLJ just because he has aged so badly. It's obvious that he doesn't have a vain bone in his body.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:33 PM (yQpMk)

454 Was she the first lady of Canada at that point?
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Sort of. She was Pierre's wife then and throughout his various PMships but PMs' wives had no status back then and no title; and it was long before leaders' wives having meetings with each other like at the Paris talks had started. So it was while Pierre was PM but she wasn't the equivalent of a cabinet secretary like your official First Lady position so nobody cared.

And I've got some work to so so see you later.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 08:33 PM (Evws/)

455 A gam is not a mish.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You can extrapolate the quality of the mish based on the quality of the gams with 97.3% certainty.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 12, 2018 08:34 PM (kYLYM)

456 What cocktail shall I whip up tonight?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)



Yes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 12, 2018 08:27 PM (dEQP3)


Can't go wrong with a good dry martini. Gin or vodka? Dirty?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

457 I am pretty sure Robert Duvall is not a lib idiot.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 08:34 PM (PUmDY)

458 I can see I'm going to need to make a double batch of crow.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 08:23 PM (/tuJf)======================

Over the really depressing Sessions TV appearance just now or the McCabe error?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 08:34 PM (XlbwU)

459 Isn't there a cream for deflating mish?

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 08:34 PM (IdRpH)

460
Tucker Carlson is simply going to blow one day, very soon now.

Seems like the dude has Had Enough of the lefties FNC is trotting onto his show.
Posted by: filbert


That last guest had me screaming at the TV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 08:34 PM (IqV8l)

461
Yep, I was reading. Ol' Margaret loved to flash the mish back in the day.

And talk about sick, there's a famous of photo of her holding up another son, naked, with her hand right over his privates.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 08:34 PM (8O3HH)

462 456. A martini contains exactly no vodka.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 08:34 PM (fA1SL)

463 376 ... Others to be excused from a helicopter ride:
Sam Elliott
Tim allen
Patricia Heaton
Bo Derek (so I've heard)

Probably others but I am not up on current culture.

Posted by: JTB at June 12, 2018 08:35 PM (V+03K)

464 Can't go wrong with a good dry martini. Gin or vodka? Dirty?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 08:34 PM (ptqGC)



Further yes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 12, 2018 08:35 PM (dEQP3)

465 also speaking of the Dead, i bought the complete Europe 72 set a few years back, and transferred copies to a HD, as well as copied CDs...

anyone interested in copying the HD to have their own should contact me...

we'll w*rk out the logistics off line.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 08:36 PM (rMz3V)

466 463. Might be safest to physically remove the lot of them, just to prevent infection.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 08:36 PM (fA1SL)

467 Stacey Dash

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 08:36 PM (UiRxW)

468 If Kurt Russell is a commie I don't want to know it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:36 PM (yQpMk)

469 Oh I'd have definitely put the iron to the Iron Lady.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 12, 2018 08:36 PM (OKfYj)

470 It would be very deflating to see pictures of the Iron Lady's mish.

Iron Maidenhead

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 08:37 PM (0ogQG)

471 468 If Kurt Russell is a commie I don't want to know it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:36 PM (yQpMk)

IIRC, Kurt is pretty conservative by Hollywood standards. Goldie Hawn as well?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:37 PM (aYCy9)

472 The last and probably first funny thing Colbert ever said was when he called Rob Ford "The Chris Farley Tribute Mayor".

Everything else Colbert is garbage.

Posted by: GOPe, 2005 at June 12, 2018 08:37 PM (6FqZa)

473 I love very jazzy 73-74 gd.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 08:37 PM (PUmDY)

474 /sock.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 08:37 PM (6FqZa)

475 SloJoe does get a bit touchy-feely with the young girls.

Paul Joseph Watson has a funny/disturbing clip at that Tube site. Rolls his eyes while saying "Of course that's PERFECTLY normal'.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 12, 2018 08:37 PM (eCg91)

476 Poor, Joey! Why is everyone so mean to this poor retarded half-wit?
Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 12, 2018 07:19 PM (2sCft)

I is half-wit retard. I no like comparing to Joey. Me has the dumbs, but him only quarter-wit. After morning coffee. 6 cups.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 12, 2018 08:38 PM (9BLnV)

477 I would love a martini right now, but I'm sitting in yet another hotel room and I have a rule against hanging around in hotel bars. Plus the Indians pitcher opened the game tonight by giving up back-to-back home runs to a couple of AAA hitters playing for the Chicago White Sux. So if I start, I might be tempted to keep right on drinking.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 08:38 PM (XlbwU)

478 James Garner is sadly, mort. Also, he was pretty much an old school dem.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
_______________

Same with Tommy Lee Jones unless he's come over.

Saw him on that PBS movie star interview program and he was pro Clinton etc. Although, and the lead in was a set up for the answer - when asked about a certain convicted felon who was up for the death penalty his answer was ... "kill him".
That blanched the poofter interviewer no end.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 08:38 PM (Vnlws)

479 Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 08:30 PM (I16G

Think Bo Derek is also a GOP.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at June 12, 2018 08:39 PM (Gim9y)

480 'Death Becomes Her' turned out to have a social conservative message. I would recommend it to Fenelon even (which I would not do lightly). Kudos to Goldie Hawn for that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 08:39 PM (6FqZa)

481 The thing with Margret Thatcher is not that she was a... handsome woman of older years, it is that she is like a beloved grandparent. Someone you looked up to like Ronald Reagan or JPII.

You just do not consider those figures in that light.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:39 PM (aYCy9)

482 Joe sings:
To all the girls I groped before,You ran screaming out the door.I'm glad you came alongI dedicate this songTo all the girls I groped before.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 12, 2018 08:39 PM (0QYMt)

483 "Wake up, Punchy!"

Poetry. Sheer, AoSHQ-worthy poetry.

Posted by: filbert at June 12, 2018 08:39 PM (953wK)

484 Quick question: has anyone ever seen the left have to play this much defense? Or any at all? Rhetorical, both. Thank you, 45!

Posted by: Octopussy at June 12, 2018 08:39 PM (PiSL4)

485 361 I warmed up to Trump as soon as he started to 'go there.'

The whole process needed a bull in a china shop.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

I liked what I was hearing pretty early on, and of course I couldn't help but focus on Trump because he sucks all the oxygen out of the room. The humor was so refreshing and of course his stance on immigration.

But remember that debate? The one where he actually told it like it is. He exposed uniparty for everyone to see. All of these people up here are puppets. They're all owned by the corporations and their assorted big business donors. I've got my own money and I don't need big donors to run.

I'd been waiting for over twenty years to hear someone say it. That bit of seriousness aside, I've never laughed so hard during a presidential campaign.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 08:39 PM (4ErVI)

486 Roger Daltry.... yummy voice. I have been known to say, hush now, Roger is talking to me, when a who song comes on the radio.

Bubba Clinton. .. still wants to be the only president in that family and isn't taking any chances.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 12, 2018 08:40 PM (myjNJ)

487 Okay - that was two questions.

Posted by: Octopussy at June 12, 2018 08:40 PM (PiSL4)

488 You just do not consider those figures in that light.


Rule 34.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:40 PM (yQpMk)

489 480 'Death Becomes Her' turned out to have a social conservative message. I would recommend it to Fenelon even (which I would not do lightly). Kudos to Goldie Hawn for that.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 08:39 PM (6FqZa)

Also a Catherine Bell body double rear shot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:40 PM (aYCy9)

490 Tommy Lee Jones

I'd spare TLJ just because he has aged so badly. It's obvious that he doesn't have a vain bone in his body.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:33 PM (yQpMk)

Eventually, we all age badly.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 12, 2018 08:40 PM (9BLnV)

491 It would be one helluva contest, pitting Maxine Waters hair and Joe Bidens grasping fingers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 08:40 PM (XlbwU)

492 Robert Davi

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 08:41 PM (lz35u)

493 I haven't been collecting the Grateful Dead live box sets because there are a billion of them and I'm not made of money. I got the e-mail for the Pacific Northwest shows.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

494 It would be one helluva contest, pitting Maxine Waters hair and Joe Bidens grasping fingers.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker

He could take it with him.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 12, 2018 08:42 PM (kYLYM)

495 TLJ looks like Droopy of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer fame.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:42 PM (yQpMk)

496 Eventually, we all age badly.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 12, 2018 08:40 PM (9BLnV)
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At some point we do it so badly, we just stop aging at all.

That's when we decay.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 08:42 PM (vDqXW)

497 Dean Cain
Antonio Sabato Jr.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2018 08:42 PM (PvFoN)

498 I think Angelina Jolie is more libertarian than she lets on, which she is smart not to publicly talk about.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 08:42 PM (PUmDY)

499 Dean Cain
Antonio Sabato Jr.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2018 08:42 PM (PvFoN)



Okay, who found my shopping list?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 12, 2018 08:42 PM (dEQP3)

500 I wouldn't be too hard on Joe, he's a good man and he is doing his best on coming around to the new norms of what you can do to 7 and 8 year old girls against their will.

Posted by: Bill C at June 12, 2018 08:43 PM (IuvkH)

501 Wasn't Tommy Lee Jones manbearpig's roomie back in college days?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 12, 2018 08:43 PM (2xR5z)

502 Today was our primary for whomever will take Gowdy's seat. So far, the two top Rs are the establishment type. Great. Just great. /s

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 12, 2018 08:43 PM (mQ0Mc)

503 I'd spare TLJ just because he has aged so badly. It's obvious that he doesn't have a vain bone in his body.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:33 PM (yQpMk)


His face was a pock-marked mess from the very beginning.

It is Robert Redford whose face seemed normal to start and then turned into some beaten, leathery mask from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 08:43 PM (lz35u)

504 Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2018 08:42 PM (PvFoN)

How did Sabato do in the primary?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2018 08:43 PM (rp9xB)

505 490. Vi ni pravii.
My angel has seen photos of me from before I was almost-29. 'You looked goofy.' True supermen of SMR become more manly, more handsome, with age.
Look at Slobodan Milosevic - the Podgorica Panty-Dropper - for proof.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)

506 Maria Conchita Alonso.

In her prime she was smoking hot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 08:44 PM (lz35u)

507 Which one of you sweet, young honeys is going to rub my package?

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at June 12, 2018 08:45 PM (J7XgW)

508 Quick question: has anyone ever seen the left have to play this much defense? Or any at all? Rhetorical, both. Thank you, 45!
Posted by: Octopussy at June 12, 2018 08:39 PM (PiSL4)
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For a long time now, I've viewed the dems as the offense, and the reps as the defense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 08:45 PM (UiRxW)

509 And Henruh...McMastuh has a sizeable lead in keeping the governorship. Returns are coming in now.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 12, 2018 08:45 PM (mQ0Mc)

510 Also a Catherine Bell body double rear shot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


I enjoyed "Jag" right up until it went up allas ass.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 08:45 PM (Vnlws)

511 Look at Slobodan Milosevic - the Podgorica Panty-Dropper - for proof.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)

I say this with all due respect, but you ain't right, palp.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:46 PM (aYCy9)

512
I wouldn't be too hard on Joe, he's a good man and he is doing his
best on coming around to the new norms of what you can do to 7 and 8
year old girls against their will.


*snort*

Posted by: Hillary, all the wau in the bag at June 12, 2018 08:46 PM (XlbwU)

513 rickl, my dat boards still play.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 08:46 PM (PUmDY)

514 I do not understand the restraint of all those eastern seaboard women. If I was at some event and creepy Joe did the fondle thing its at least 50/50 that my redneck roots would have kicked in and I'd have been tackled to the floor by SS after giving creepy Joe a swift elbow to his midsection. That elbow never harmed anyone I used it on; but it would be just my luck to break a rib on the doddering old creep. But still, some pictures I've seen, Joe was SO creepy that I think the elbow might fly first and then I'd have the "oh shit, you can't do that to a VPOTUS" thought after.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 12, 2018 08:47 PM (eASYU)

515 I wouldn't be too hard on Joe, he's a good man and he is doing his best on coming around to the new norms of what you can do to 7 and 8 year old girls against their will.

That's disgusting ...

Posted by: Jerry from Happy Valley at June 12, 2018 08:47 PM (fiGNd)

516 Lena Dumbham tweeted:
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I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step
---
Natural selection in action.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW)

517 511. I do my part. For 'ettes, I give most handsome SMR beefcake, V.V. Putin excluded, of course. And he sings.

https://youtu.be/ignq296onLs

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 08:48 PM (fA1SL)

518 BREAKING: Corey Stewart wins Republican nomination for U.S. Senate in Virginia primary election. #APracecall at 8:51 p.m. EDT.
AP Politics (@AP_Politics) June 13, 2018

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 08:48 PM (y3aQB)

519 Virginia Primary - looks like Corey Stewart will be taking on Tim Kaine.

Should be fun.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 12, 2018 08:48 PM (++G28)

520 Does this work?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/917/291/d62.png

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at June 12, 2018 08:48 PM (T09ml)

521 Dear lena,
Get on with it.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 12, 2018 08:48 PM (myjNJ)

522 Lena Dumbham tweeted:
---
I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step
---
Natural selection in action.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW)


It's as if Lena Dunham can read my mind!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 08:48 PM (lz35u)

523 How did Sabato do in the primary?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2018 08:43 PM (rp9xB)
*********************

2n place- run off... I think

Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2018 08:49 PM (PvFoN)

524 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 12, 2018 08:49 PM (KCxzN)

525 Re Ms Dunham

Is 'manholes' code for something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 08:50 PM (aYCy9)

526 Lena Dumbham tweeted:
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I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step

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Challenge accepted, Spudbody!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 08:50 PM (I16G8)

527 I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step

So would we as men

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 08:50 PM (39g3+)

528 Remember when Nicole Kidman was forced to retract basically saying PDT was elected, let's see what happens?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 08:50 PM (PUmDY)

529 >> And Henruh...McMastuh has a sizeable lead in keeping the governorship. Returns are coming in now.

He's got to break 50% to win outright. Otherwise there's a runoff with the top two.

My gal Catherine Templeton is coming in 3rd, unfortunately. But Greenville isn't in at all yet. They're always late.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 08:50 PM (8O3HH)

530 Virginia Primary - looks like Corey Stewart will be taking on Tim Kaine.



Should be fun.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 12, 2018 08:48 PM (++G2

What is your take on him?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:50 PM (imSgd)

531 I think she's really underestimating the pain of falling down a manhole *once*.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 08:50 PM (vDqXW)

532 Lena Dumbham tweeted:

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I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step


OK.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 12, 2018 08:50 PM (O5Q3r)

533 Wasn't Tommy Lee Jones manbearpig's roomie back in college days?

Yup. At parties his pickup line wasl Release my chakra?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 08:51 PM (XlbwU)

534 In her prime she was smoking hot

Long as she kept her mouth shut. Like Fran Drescher.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 08:51 PM (39g3+)

535 Another glass of wine on that note.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 08:51 PM (Vnlws)

536 I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step
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It's really not that big deal when you get stuck before you fall all the way in, anyway.

Posted by: Lena at June 12, 2018 08:51 PM (UiRxW)

537 I dunno, Lena - can the tectonic plates handle that?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 12, 2018 08:51 PM (OKfYj)

538 I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step

Sadly, she's really just taunting us ... because she's too fat to fall through a manhole.




It's funny that she picked "manholes" for this little scenario ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 08:51 PM (lz35u)

539
It is Robert Redford whose face seemed normal to start and then turned into some beaten, leathery mask from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


His portrait in the attic still looks good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 08:51 PM (IqV8l)

540 516 Lena Dumbham tweeted:
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I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step
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Natural selection in action.
Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRq1Ksh-32g

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

541 does Corey Stewart have a chance or are we better off hoping for Bonnie Prince Charles Stewart?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 08:51 PM (6FqZa)

542 479---Think Bo Derek is also a GOP.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at June 12, 2018 08:39 PM (Gim9y)
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Yes, she's very active.
Her significant other, John Corbett, is also a conservative, though he stays out of politics altogether.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 08:52 PM (0jtPF)

543 >>>In her prime she was smoking hot

Long as she kept her mouth shut. Like Fran Drescher.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 08:51 PM (39g3+)


Not at all. Maria Conchita Alonso had a very nice voice and a cute accent.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 08:52 PM (lz35u)

544 Looks like Corey Stewart is pulling it out in VA.

Kaine will be tough to beat but Stewart will at least make it a race.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 08:52 PM (jHrzU)

545 Lena Dumbham tweeted:

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I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step


Watching your step when manhole spelunking is just common courtesy.

Posted by: Barry Obama - 1 Million Manholes served at June 12, 2018 08:52 PM (kYLYM)

546 If Kurt Russell is a commie I don't want to know it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 08:36 PM (yQpMk)

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Yeah, Kurt identifies as libertarian. Big 2nd Amendment advocate.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 12, 2018 08:53 PM (v3DL/)

547 I like Corey Stewart. Not a fan of Frietas who was going to go anti-Trump I think.

Stewart does not seem to have a problem associating Kaine with Hillary Clinton, which combined with a decent economy and such will give him a chance.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 12, 2018 08:53 PM (++G28)

548 Donkey Punchey

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 12, 2018 08:53 PM (0AYLv)

549 Ah, like Bill C. said, the norms of how you can do things to people against their will have changed. Or something.

Posted by: "Special" Joey Biden at June 12, 2018 08:53 PM (RfnqA)

550 Unfortunately, we are also likely stuck with Barbara Comstock.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 12, 2018 08:54 PM (++G28)

551 516 Lena Dumbham tweeted:
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I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step
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Natural selection in action.
Posted by: Axeman



She, of course, does not mean this. She would scream and wail if nobody warned her to watch her step. She's doing the "heads she wins, tails you lose" scenario.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 08:54 PM (pY+s4)

552 Rob Lowe

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 08:54 PM (89T5c)

553 532 Lena Dumbham tweeted:

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I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step


OK.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 12, 2018 08:50 PM (O5Q3r)

This comment is dripping with bitterness and vile because no men ever talk to her and pay her any attention.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 08:55 PM (IdRpH)

554 Unfortunately, we are also likely stuck with Barbara Comstock.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 12, 2018 08:54 PM (++G2
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That race was a dumpster fire.

Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2018 08:55 PM (oMtOd)

555
Lena Dumbham tweeted:
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I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step


I'm imagining her falling into multiple holes ala Sideshow Bob and the rakes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 08:55 PM (IqV8l)

556 Kanye not conservative by any means, but it seems he is not a blinders lib.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

557 On topic, here's a funny clip of Biden swooping in on one of Jeff Sessions's granddaughters, and Sessions actually slapping Biden's hand away from her...

https://youtu.be/FqPln0m6sxE

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 08:55 PM (wSC8T)

558 She, of course, does not mean this. She would scream and wail if nobody warned her to watch her step. She's doing the "heads she wins, tails you lose" scenario.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 08:54 PM (pY+s4)


Seems like the perfect time to use my new Favorite Expression ... which I learned right here last Friday.

Horton Hears a "Who Gives a Fuck" ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 12, 2018 08:56 PM (fiGNd)

559 Shame on Lena for using the term "MANholes." That should be "personholes."

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 12, 2018 08:56 PM (RfnqA)

560 "Little girl, show me on this Robert DeNiro doll where Mr. Biden touched you."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2018 08:56 PM (VDfgC)

561 does Corey Stewart have a chance or are we better off hoping for Bonnie Prince Charles Stewart?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 08:51 PM (6FqZa)

I voted for Nick Freitas. I don't like Corey (he has a propensity for saying one thing to get elected and then raising the hell out of taxes... also he has no problem lying about his opponents) but he will get me vote over Kaine. I do hope Corey puts Kaine's kid's mugshot on tv on a loop... along with his votes for illegal aliens and O-care.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:56 PM (imSgd)

562 I wish Trump would respond to me with a really snarky tweet and give me a nickname like "Tubby". Might jump start my career.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 12, 2018 08:57 PM (O5Q3r)

563 Kanye not conservative by any means, but it seems he is not a blinders lib.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 08:55 PM (PUmDY)
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Along these lines, I harbor no ill will toward Joe Rogan or Dave Rubin.

Posted by: Lena at June 12, 2018 08:57 PM (UiRxW)

564 The norms of collecting a suit of young girl's flesh in your basement have changed.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill Clinton at June 12, 2018 08:57 PM (vDqXW)

565 Time for a Million Manhole March.

Posted by: freaked at June 12, 2018 08:57 PM (UdKB7)

566 I like Corey Stewart. Not a fan of Frietas who was going to go anti-Trump I think.



Stewart does not seem to have a problem associating Kaine with
Hillary Clinton, which combined with a decent economy and such will give
him a chance.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 12, 2018 08:53 PM (++G2

Freitas was not going to go anti-Trump any more than Brat has.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:57 PM (imSgd)

567 Lena Dumbham tweeted:

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I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step




The original sewer fatberg.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 12, 2018 08:57 PM (bML9A)

568 Stewart does not seem to have a problem associating Kaine with Hillary Clinton, which combined with a decent economy and such will give him a chance.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 12, 2018 08:53 PM (++G2


Stewart pulled some hanky-panky to let a mosque get built in the Rural Crescent (low development area) in Prince William County without going through the same review process required by county regulations and which had been enforced on at least one Christian church in a similar situation. He's a weasel but he's still better than Kaine.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 08:57 PM (n9EOP)

569 Ugh. Off cloves hoof shaped Dunham sock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 08:58 PM (UiRxW)

570 I can honestly say ... and I have no idea how this scenario would ever happen ...

... if I saw Lena Dunham getting her ass kicked while being mugged - I'd just walk on.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 12, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)

571 Lena also disapproves of the term "manatee" to describe her figure. It should be "personatee."

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 12, 2018 08:58 PM (RfnqA)

572 She, of course, does not mean this. She would scream and wail if nobody warned her to watch her step. She's doing the "heads she wins, tails you lose" scenario.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 08:54 PM (pY+s4)

Didn't she get all pissy recently because some guy was ignoring her?

Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 08:58 PM (Enq6K)

573 Shame on Lena for using the term "MANholes." That should be "personholes."

And you'll know where they are when you see the swatstickers spray painted in the street!

Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at June 12, 2018 08:59 PM (O5Q3r)

574 Stewart pulled some hanky-panky to let a mosque get
built in the Rural Crescent (low development area) in Prince William
County without going through the same review process required by county
regulations and which had been enforced on at least one Christian church
in a similar situation. He's a weasel but he's still better than Kaine.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 08:57 PM (n9EOP)

This. He likes to pretend he is Trump. Instead he is a typical opportunistic politician.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:59 PM (imSgd)

575 I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step


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I routinely help other guys by holding the door, offering to help them load something in their truck, telling them to watch their step, etc.

You're literally demanding to be less equal and insisting that I compromise being a considerate, decent person because you identify with your vagina more than with other humans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 12, 2018 08:59 PM (vDapD)

576 and James Garner.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 08:30 PM (I16G



Garner was a big time lefty. He was supposed to play a Republican politician in a movie or TV show and had them change it to a Democrat because "he couldn't even pretend to be a Republican".

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2018 08:59 PM (SiINZ)

577 How did Sabato do in the primary?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2018 08:43 PM (rp9xB)
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correction- won the Republican primary, sadly, the Dem had twice as many votes.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2018 08:59 PM (PvFoN)

578 Didn't she get all pissy recently because some guy was ignoring her?

Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 08:58 PM (Enq6K)


She got all bent out of shape because a couple of thug football players refused to gang bang her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 09:00 PM (lz35u)

579 554 Unfortunately, we are also likely stuck with Barbara Comstock.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 12, 2018 08:54 PM (++G2
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That race was a dumpster fire.

Posted by: bluebell



Is that the one with Trone running? Live in NoVA but the MD race got lots of attention on TV. All the ads of Trone and others were all trying to 'out WOKE' each other. One of them compared Trump to Osama Bin Laden. Seriously. The Dems have lost there damn minds.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 09:00 PM (pY+s4)

580 Did someone mention manholes?!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at June 12, 2018 09:00 PM (RfnqA)

581 Grey goose gibson
up
Extra onions

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at June 12, 2018 09:00 PM (DN9hz)

582 From what I've seen, Lena isn't falling through the manhole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 09:01 PM (89T5c)

583 Sarah Silverman was genuinely funny for about five minutes.


Then poof.


Shortest cup o coffee I ever saw in the Majors.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 09:01 PM (+lOpA)

584 Manatees have tails

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 09:01 PM (PUmDY)

585 575
I routinely help other guys by holding the door, offering to help them load something in their truck, telling them to watch their step, etc.

You're literally demanding to be less equal and insisting that I compromise being a considerate, decent person because you identify with your vagina more than with other humans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 12, 2018 08:59 PM (vDapD)


Yep, same here.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

586 Corey Stewart will fight Tim 'the asshat' Kaine. In some ways Stewart's approach is like Trump. That doesn't assure a win but it will be a battle. And entertaining.

Posted by: JTB at June 12, 2018 09:01 PM (V+03K)

587 That race was a dumpster fire.

Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2018 08:55 PM (oMtOd)


I still can't grasp why it is that the Republican Party cannot field actually competent honest opposition candidates in the primaries.

So I'm back to the position that any GOP candidate (even a proud Establishment member) is still marginally better than the most apparently conservative DemocRat candidate.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 09:02 PM (n9EOP)

588 Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 12, 2018 08:59 PM (vDapD)
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+1

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 09:02 PM (UiRxW)

589 Puddleglum, no, it was VA-10, Barbara Comstock vs. Shak Hill. I don't know much about him but her attack ads were just awful. The first time I heard one I thought that she must not know this was being done. Then I heard her voice at the end "I'm Barbara Comstock and I approved this message." I was appalled.

Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2018 09:02 PM (oMtOd)

590 Russian dashcam compilation.

https://youtu.be/rXeb1qrvn1E

Behold superior skill of SMR motorists

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:04 PM (fA1SL)

591 561----I voted for Nick Freitas. I don't like Corey ...but he will get my vote over Kaine...

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:56 PM (imSgd)
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Ditto.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 09:04 PM (0jtPF)

592 >>McCabe was indicted? When?!

Did you happen to read the indictment on James Wolfe, the head of security for the last 30 years for the Senate Intelligence Committee the other day?

He was accused of lying to the FBI 3 times about his relationship with reporters including his affair with a 20 something woman who's career he made with leaks of classified information.

The indictment was based on a grand jury that met on May 3rd, over a month ago, in secret and the indictment was unsealed on June 9th. McCabe was referred for prosecution by Horowitz months ago.

Thursday should be an interesting birthday for Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

593 So I'm back to the position that any GOP candidate (even a proud Establishment member) is still marginally better than the most apparently conservative DemocRat candidate.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 09:02 PM (n9EOP)
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Me too. I'm just glad I'm not in that district!

I'd have rather Freitas won, but I figured Stewart would win. Either is preferable to Tim Kaine.

Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2018 09:05 PM (oMtOd)

594 Kim is gonna visit the US?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 12, 2018 09:06 PM (hMwEB)

595 She's doing the "heads she wins, tails you lose" scenario.

No I think we all win if she falls in a manhole.

And since someone mentioned Sarah Silverman, obligatory clip

https://youtu.be/9w6UUkkOmgo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 09:06 PM (39g3+)

596 588 Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 12, 2018 08:59 PM (vDapD)
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+1
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 09:02 PM (UiRxW)


I'm not on Twitter, but somebody ought to tweet that to her.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 09:06 PM (sdi6R)

597 This. He likes to pretend he is Trump. Instead he is a typical opportunistic politician.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:59 PM (imSgd)

IIRC, He was the VA chairman for Trump's campaign, but got relieved of that post before the election took place. Never heard the story behind that, but it not a character reference IMHO.!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 09:06 PM (n9EOP)

598 @realDonaldTrump 1 minute ago

A year ago the pundits & talking heads, people that couldn't do the job before, were begging for conciliation and peace - "please meet, don't go to war." Now that we meet and have a great relationship with Kim Jong Un, the same haters shout out, "you shouldn't meet, do not meet!"

Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 09:06 PM (Enq6K)

599 The term "pudgy" comes to mind whenever I muse on Lena Dunham. Not chubby or tubby---Just pudgy. Kind of a combination of pale and hefty.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 12, 2018 09:07 PM (RfnqA)

600 Have another bowl of paint-chips , Joe.

Posted by: Chip and Joanna Gaines at June 12, 2018 09:07 PM (aTveC)

601 What kills me is that Robbie Redford has been wearing a high school Letterman's jacket for 50 fucking years as if that's some signifier of his virile vitality.

Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2018 09:07 PM (J7XgW)

602 Kanye doesn't need to be conservative in any intellectual sense. Just a breaking of the damn. Who knows what will do it.

Posted by: Cm9000 at June 12, 2018 09:07 PM (IuvkH)

603 Wolfe's links to FusionGPS are interesting too

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:07 PM (MS0+a)

604 I voted for Nick Freitas. I don't like Corey (he has a propensity for saying one thing to get elected and then raising the hell out of taxes... also he has no problem lying about his opponents) but he will get me vote over Kaine. I do hope Corey puts Kaine's kid's mugshot on tv on a loop... along with his votes for illegal aliens and O-care.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:56 PM (imSgd)


Stewart started his campaign running against Kaine. This is smart persuasion as Scott Adams would put it - thinking past the sale.

Freitas was running on solving traffic on I66 in Northern Virginia - and a lot of platitudes. Very GOPe. I would vote for him over Kaine and watch his well regarded by the press concession speech.

Stewart will at least take a fight to Kaine. Running as the Trumpiest Trumper in Virginia isn't necessarily the best path - Hillary won this state by 5 points. But he won't roll over and show his belly when Kaine and a zillion out of state dollars portray him as some sort of monster.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 09:08 PM (jHrzU)

605 Then I heard her voice at the end "I'm Barbara Comstock and I approved this message." I was appalled.
Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2018 09:02 PM (oMtOd)


Yes! Those ads alone were enough reason for me to vote against her!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 09:08 PM (n9EOP)

606 The term "pudgy" comes to mind whenever I muse on Lena Dunham. Not chubby or tubby---Just pudgy. Kind of a combination of pale and hefty.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 12, 2018 09:07 PM (RfnqA)

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To me, her torso looks like a white kitchen trash bag full of wet, lumpy oatmeal.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 09:09 PM (I16G8)

607 Hrothgar, so they can pull shit like McCain et al on cnn?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 09:09 PM (PUmDY)

608 Current SC primary results:

http://www.enr-scvotes.org/SC/75708/

Katie Arrington is currently ahead of Mark Sanford 51.9% to 45.3%. Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing him getting his ass booted out. Also, the R vote in that district (1) is currently 2:1.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 12, 2018 09:09 PM (NL6wI)

609 /off low-rent gangster sock

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 12, 2018 09:10 PM (NL6wI)

610 What a fckd up day. I've been covering for the only other asst. legal asst/para for the last week. About 9 this am the doctor's office called. A sheriff from Hanksville, UT called them. Dad was confused and thought he was golfing with a 'new' friend and staying in a hotel. couldn't remember names and no key. Hat tip to Sheriff Ernie Robinson of the Wayne County Sheriff's
Dept. He stayed with Dad till I could get the guys to go get him and his car and bring him home. Only 170 miles from home.

Got home from work at 6:45. Roofers left 3 sheets of roof off, so I have an open roof to the insulation and left the gate open. Little Bro not answering ph. Dr. Want's me to take keys away.

Can I cry now?

/rant off.

Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2018 09:10 PM (LBSeG)

611 Lena Dunham defines the term "gunt"

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at June 12, 2018 09:10 PM (DN9hz)

612 Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 09:08 PM (jHrzU)

Freitas was a literate well-spoken 2A candidate* and endorsed by the NRA! That was enough for me, but alas...

*Sadly, the NRA also endorsed Comstock?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 09:11 PM (n9EOP)

613 Wake up Maggie, the morning sun, when it's on your mish, really shows your age...

Posted by: Rod Stewart at June 12, 2018 09:11 PM (TKQ/l)

614 hugs, Infidel

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 12, 2018 09:11 PM (hMwEB)

615 Who is strong, independent, I'll-hold-my-own-door Lena Dunham related to in the TV/movie industry, anyway?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 12, 2018 09:12 PM (VgKNm)

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 09:12 PM (+lOpA)

617 Posters have mentioned Redford and DeNiro. What strikes me is how not-very-bright they are. And yet they think they are. Actors are narcissists by trade who inhabit a realm of unreality/fantasy. They are also inclined toward emotion rather than reason.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 12, 2018 09:12 PM (RfnqA)

618 608 Current SC primary results:

http://www.enr-scvotes.org/SC/75708/

Katie Arrington is currently ahead of Mark Sanford 51.9% to 45.3%. Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing him getting his ass booted out. Also, the R vote in that district (1) is currently 2:1.
Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 12, 2018 09:09 PM (NL6wI)
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Go, Katie, go!
It sure would be nice to see anti-Trump Sanford go down.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 09:13 PM (0jtPF)

619 Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2018 09:10 PM (LBSeG)

Sorry to hear that it was such a very stressful and difficult day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 09:13 PM (0/+vJ)

620 Sorry Infidel. Wasn't shit grinning at you.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 09:13 PM (+lOpA)

621 hugs, Infidel
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 12, 2018 09:11 PM (hMwEB)
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Damn. Me too. Hang in there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 09:13 PM (UiRxW)

622 Some of you may remember the gameplay videos floating around of a Japanese video game called "Metal Wolf Chaos". It featured the President of the United States fighting in a giant mecha against a coup attempt by his Vice President, and was ridiculously over the top.

And now, at long last, it's going to get an official release in the US.

Software publisher Digital Devolver has announced that Metal Wolf Chaos will get a remastered US release later this year on the PS4, Xbox One, and PC.

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 09:14 PM (CIiAQ)

623 Can I cry now?

/rant off.
Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2018 09:10 PM (LBSeG)



Infidel - yeah tough day. It may be the time to take the keys. But that will start a countdown.

I recommended to you one of the gps products - if he stays on the road, do it. They plug into the OBDII port under the dash - he won't know it is there.

You can set geographic limits and you will get alerted when he goes out of the area. And you will have a GPS tracker.

bouncie.com
automatic.com
Verizon Hum

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 09:14 PM (jHrzU)

624 So the pedophile ads are going off the air ...

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:14 PM (MS0+a)

625

Tesla told employees Tuesday it will cut about 9 percent of its workforce, trimming mostly salaried positions.

Since the start of the year, Tesla has added roughly 8,000 jobs and currently employs approximately 46,000 workers. Through this reorganization, it will shed about 4,100 jobs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 09:15 PM (IqV8l)

626 Got home from work at 6:45. Roofers left 3 sheets of roof off, so I have an open roof to the insulation and left the gate open. Little Bro not answering ph. Dr. Want's me to take keys away.

Can I cry now?

/rant off.
Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2018 09:10 PM (LBSeG)

Yes, you can cry....drink might help too.

Tomorrow can only be better!

Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 09:15 PM (Enq6K)

627 I think Redford has some brains. that movie he produced about Mary Surratt wasn't bad.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 09:15 PM (6FqZa)

628 590 Russian dashcam compilation.

https://youtu.be/rXeb1qrvn1E

Behold superior skill of SMR motorists
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:04 PM (fA1SL)


The ones that are most amazing to me are the ones where they clearly see a vehicle in their path and don't even try to slow down.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

629 Infidel, I'm so sorry it was such an awful day. Hugs to you. This stuff is so very hard.

Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2018 09:16 PM (oMtOd)

630 * pours infidel a healthful dose of vodka. Pushes plate of zakuski his way. Nods. *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:16 PM (fA1SL)

631 Oh man, I'm sorry, Infidel.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 09:16 PM (6FqZa)

632 So the pedophile ads are going off the air ...
Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:14 PM (MS0+a)


They worked didn't they?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 09:16 PM (n9EOP)

633 TRUMP IS BOTH HITLER AND NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN
SWEARSIES

Posted by: MARY FUCKING CLOGGINSTEIN at June 12, 2018 09:16 PM (rv0Fo)

634 628. SMR attain and enhance their superiority by accelerating Darwinian selection.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:17 PM (fA1SL)

635 Oh Infidel, I am sorry for your troubles.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 12, 2018 09:17 PM (nWc4E)

636 Freitas was running on solving traffic on I66 in Northern Virginia - and
a lot of platitudes. Very GOPe. I would vote for him over Kaine and
watch his well regarded by the press concession speech.



_____________


Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqqJKChKRzI . Freitas as as far from GOPe is you can get. Stewart was and is way more establishment than Freitas will ever be.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 09:17 PM (imSgd)

637 I remember a quote I heard from Redford once: "Acting isn't a very manly profession."

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 09:17 PM (+lOpA)

638 Tomorrow can only be better!
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2018 09:15 PM (Enq6K)
----
I never say that. The fates have a way of proving me wrong.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 09:17 PM (UiRxW)

639 It's also nice to see that Trump has some clout in this race.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 09:17 PM (6FqZa)

640 Thanks all. Pounding my fourth beer now.

Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2018 09:17 PM (LBSeG)

641 So the pedophile ads are going off the air ...

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:14 PM (MS0+a)


Yes, finally.

I voted for Hill knowing he would lose just to put a scare into Comstock - he got about 40% of the vote, one hopes it is enough to nudge her. I don't think those ads did her any favors, though.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 09:18 PM (jHrzU)

642 Sorry Infidel.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 12, 2018 09:18 PM (VgKNm)

643 The ones that are most amazing to me are the ones where they clearly see a vehicle in their path and don't even try to slow down.
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 09:15 PM (sdi6R)


You get the feeling life is cheap in Russia.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 09:18 PM (+lOpA)

644 622 Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 09:14 PM (CIiAQ)

Kikkoman!

Posted by: sven at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (SzZnW)

645 So the pedophile ads are going off the air ...
Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:14 PM (MS0+a)

They worked didn't they?
Posted by: Hrothgar

I'm in Falls Church I'd love to have Comstock

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (MS0+a)

646 The term "pudgy" comes to mind whenever I muse on Lena Dunham. Not chubby or tubby---Just pudgy. Kind of a combination of pale and hefty.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 12, 2018 09:07 PM (RfnqA)

----------

To me, her torso looks like a white kitchen trash bag full of wet, lumpy oatmeal.

Posted by: Calm Mentor



Saw that beach picture of her. HELP


Want to see that vid of Sessions pushing Touchy Joe's hand away from his granddaughter.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (Vnlws)

647 Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 09:18 PM (jHrzU)

Ditto!

Comstock is about as GOPe as you can get without being named Ryan or McConnell!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (n9EOP)

648 643. It's not that it's cheap. It's just that everybody is broke.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (fA1SL)

649 The ones that are most amazing to me are the ones where they clearly see a vehicle in their path and don't even try to slow down.
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

--------

What is more amazing to me is that most all of these still have human drivers to override the car while driving. Dude/ette, " You had ONE FREAKING JOB!". Put down the phone and watch the road.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (I16G8)

650 COME ON KATIE!!!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 09:20 PM (+dsLj)

651 I'm in Falls Church I'd love to have Comstock
Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (MS0+a)

I can't even imagine what you have to deal with!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP)

652 628 Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

Bismarck is apocryphally said to have said that "God looks out for three things, children, drunks, and the United States."
The implication of course being we were cognitively challenged but divinely protected.
I would add to his analysis, "God also graced the Russians with moral clarity and an indestructible vessel."

Posted by: sven at June 12, 2018 09:21 PM (SzZnW)

653 COME ON KATIE!!!----------------------------
Couric, hell no. Tur, probably.

Posted by: Mega at June 12, 2018 09:21 PM (rv0Fo)

654 She had better beg Trump to grab her ass for the next few months

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:22 PM (MS0+a)

655 You have all raised good points in this thread, but what about MPR Racoon?! Oh, the humanity ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 12, 2018 09:22 PM (6mvRv)

656 567
Lena Dumbham tweeted:



---



I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step









The original sewer fatberg.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 12, 2018 08:57 PM (bML9A)


I'll take things that aint ever going to happen for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at June 12, 2018 09:22 PM (9dzlp)

657 651 I'm in Falls Church I'd love to have Comstock
Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (MS0+a)

I can't even imagine what you have to deal with!
Posted by: Hrothgar



Pikers. I live in Alexandria.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 09:22 PM (pY+s4)

658 649. You are not familiar with motor transport of SMR, clearly. Brakes seldom work. Steering is unreliable, at best. Operator is - by standard of veak veshterners - drunk, but is merely 'not thirsty' by SMR standard. Accelerated selection = accelerated improvement.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:22 PM (fA1SL)

659 645 Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (MS0+a)

I was in Falls Church last week Jean, I stopped by "The Compleat Strategist" and was in awe both of the inventory and the clerk.
Hope you are well.

Posted by: sven at June 12, 2018 09:23 PM (SzZnW)

660 645---I'm in Falls Church I'd love to have Comstock
Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (MS0+a)
-------------------------
Yeah, it's all relative, ain't it?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 09:23 PM (0jtPF)

661 The camera may have seen that car in the intersection but the driver may have been doing something else.

Texting?
Sexting?
Pressing on a non-functional brake pedal.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 09:23 PM (Vnlws)

662 Tomorrow Never Knows is a much more realistic lyric.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 09:23 PM (PUmDY)

663 The Freitas ads were pathetic. Platitudes delivered in a calm voice with gentle piano music in the background. He may well be a swell guy but Kaine and his out of state backing would destroy him.

Posted by: JTB at June 12, 2018 09:23 PM (V+03K)

664 COME ON KATIE!!!----------------------------
Couric, hell no. Tur, probably.

*********************

Katie Arrington actually, the Trump endorsed candidate running against Mark I loves me some Argentinian Ass Sandford. She's currently up 7% with 48% reporting, so of course they wont call it until 99.9% report in.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 09:24 PM (+dsLj)

665 I will be avenged

Posted by: The Hag at June 12, 2018 09:24 PM (rv0Fo)

Posted by: The Hag at June 12, 2018 09:24 PM (rv0Fo)

667 I'm in Falls Church I'd love to have Comstock

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (MS0+a)


I lived in Fairfax and had Gerry Connolly for my Rep. I feel your pain.

I moved. (I'm about 200 yards from the district line)

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 09:24 PM (jHrzU)

668 666 Posted by: The Hag at June 12, 2018 09:24 PM (rv0Fo)

throws holy water...

Posted by: sven at June 12, 2018 09:25 PM (SzZnW)

669 Hah! The new media spin on Trump Attacking De Niro (at least on USA Today):


Robert De Niro Has Dumped on Trump for Years...Why Did POTUS Take So Long to Punch Back?


Holy moly, they are pathetic.




Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 12, 2018 09:25 PM (SRarZ)

670

HE IS LOOKING AT ME ! HOLD MY VODKA !!

Posted by: Russian dude taking an axe to Ivan IV painting at June 12, 2018 09:25 PM (bUjCl)

671 You are not familiar with motor transport of SMR, clearly. Brakes seldom work
____________


I had that. Pedal goes to the floor. - scare tactics -
My Pop taught me how to deal with that situation - downshift and turn the key off. Exhaust brake big time.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 09:25 PM (Vnlws)

672 Robert De Niro Has Dumped on Trump for Years...Why Did POTUS Take So Long to Punch Back?

*******************


Are you sure that's not an Onion headline?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 09:26 PM (+dsLj)

673 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 12, 2018 09:25 PM (SRarZ)

And for once they are losing. Can you feel it?

Posted by: Mega at June 12, 2018 09:26 PM (rv0Fo)

674 Holy shit I CANNOT stop laughing!

Check this out:

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1006393841296068608

Trump, the camera work, and Kim's face.

We've got the absolute best guy in charge. I want to vote for him again today!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 09:26 PM (4ErVI)

675 The Freitas ads were pathetic. Platitudes delivered
in a calm voice with gentle piano music in the background. He may well
be a swell guy but Kaine and his out of state backing would destroy him.

Posted by: JTB at June 12, 2018 09:23 PM (V+03K)

Go look at the youtube that I posted above. Freitas had and has no problem calling Democrats out. The fact that Stewart thought it was ok to lie about and try and "destroy" his opponents in a primary of like-minded people is not a point in his favor.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 09:26 PM (imSgd)

676 Further documentary evidence of SMR theory. With superior xardbas soundtrack.

https://youtu.be/AyDi8kI9gp0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:27 PM (fA1SL)

677 Trump, the camera work, and Kim's face.

********************

That is some top notch and hilarious The Office style filming right there.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 09:28 PM (+dsLj)

678 Stewart thought it was ok to lie about and try and "destroy" his opponents in a primary of like-minded people is not a point in his favor.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner


If he does it to them he'll do it to you.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 09:28 PM (Vnlws)

679 "I'd honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step"
----------------------------
What about a woman telling you that?

I mean, if it's condescending, it's condescending.
Who does the woman think she is? Your mommy?


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 09:28 PM (0jtPF)

680 You guys playin' cards?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2018 09:29 PM (rzeBH)

681 @676 ah, the good old xardbas channel

Posted by: ruuner at June 12, 2018 09:29 PM (bUjCl)

682 679 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 09:28 PM (0jtPF)

I am going out on a limb and betting money that Mare Dunham physically CANNOT FIT through a man hole cover so all this is academic.

Posted by: sven at June 12, 2018 09:29 PM (SzZnW)

683 You guys playin' cards?

=

yes, full house

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 09:30 PM (bUjCl)

684 Waaaaaaa, waaaaaaa, waaaaaaaa!!!

Posted by: Bobby DeNiro at June 12, 2018 09:30 PM (RfnqA)

685 Ace of Spades behind my ear.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 09:31 PM (PUmDY)

686 I'm in Falls Church I'd love to have Comstock
Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (MS0+a)

I can't even imagine what you have to deal with!
Posted by: Hrothgar

The best we can do is put out signs supporting the girls molested by the mayor. Can't even call out the Democrats bastards.

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:31 PM (MS0+a)

687 You guys playin' cards?

I have the Royal Sampler.

Posted by: pot's mine, chumps! at June 12, 2018 09:31 PM (My+1Z)

688 680 You guys playin' cards?
Posted by: Circa

_______

Strip poker. Line forms on the right.
I've just removed my truss.

Posted by: Bobby DeNiro at June 12, 2018 09:31 PM (RfnqA)

689 671 You are not familiar with motor transport of SMR, clearly. Brakes seldom work
____________


I had that. Pedal goes to the floor. - scare tactics -
My Pop taught me how to deal with that situation - downshift and turn the key off. Exhaust brake big time.

Posted by: Braenyard

65 Plymouth Fury. Lost the master cylinder. While heading for a t-intersection where the choices were a left, a right, or straight into a river. Downshifting worked, and my buddies applied Flintstones brakes once we were down to about 5mph

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 12, 2018 09:32 PM (2xR5z)

690 So sorry Infidel. I remember going through this my MIL. She got lost one night just going 4 blocks to the store. That was the last straw. There were many incidents before, one being she hit a neighbors dog and didn't even know. Poor thing died. Thankfully the neighbors were good people. We actually didn't know about the dog incident until after the keys were taken away.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2018 09:32 PM (dUJdY)

691 An iron coffin with spikes on the inside?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 07:28 PM (yQpMk)

Wooden stake in the form of a crucifix, and silver bullets for good measure?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 09:32 PM (WFV7d)

692 Are you sure that's not an Onion headline?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 09:26 PM (+dsLj)


See for yourself.
https://tinyurl.com/ya88vq5r

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 12, 2018 09:32 PM (SRarZ)

693 If you don't like watching Ozzie Albies play baseball, you are a communist.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2018 09:32 PM (rzeBH)

694 Off vulgar sock.

Posted by: Bobby DeNiro at June 12, 2018 09:32 PM (RfnqA)

695 Biden is a video documented pedophile.Charges need to be brought.

Posted by: Cm9000 at June 12, 2018 09:33 PM (IuvkH)

696 Fuck my vulgar sock!

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 12, 2018 09:33 PM (RfnqA)

697 I'm in Falls Church I'd love to have Comstock

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (MS0+a)

I lived in Fairfax and had Gerry Connolly for my Rep. I feel your pain.

I moved. (I'm about 200 yards from the district line)
Posted by: blaster

I'd take Jim Moran back to get rid of that mole rat Connelly

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:33 PM (MS0+a)

698 and then there are the drunk or idiotic Russian crane operators and load planners

https://tinyurl.com/ycpc8tja

Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2018 09:34 PM (AMIL/)

699 697 Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:33 PM (MS0+a)

My foster brother has that Mule marine gun grabber running in his district...
Santana or something.

Posted by: sven at June 12, 2018 09:34 PM (SzZnW)

700 681.
XS Project is best Project

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:34 PM (fA1SL)

701 Hey, little girl--wanna play "hidin' the biden?"

Posted by: "Special" Joey Biden at June 12, 2018 09:35 PM (RfnqA)

702 697---I'd take Jim Moran back to get rid of that mole rat Connelly
Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:33 PM (MS0+a)
---------------------------
Worse than Jim Moran?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 09:35 PM (0jtPF)

703 So Trump trashes Sandford (who deserves it) and out comes Ryan like a whack a mole to counter Trump and defend the little shitbag.

Please God let Katie win tonight.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 09:35 PM (+dsLj)

704 I'd take Jim Moran back to get rid of that mole rat Connelly
Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:33 PM (MS0+a)
-----------

I had Moran, now I have Connolly. Same house. Lucky me!

Posted by: bluebell at June 12, 2018 09:35 PM (oMtOd)

705 well, that's not who we conservatives are, asking questions like that. Ahoy!

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 09:37 PM (FOPyv)

706 You get the feeling life is cheap in Russia.
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 09:18 PM (+lOpA)
----
So, I've watched a lot of these compilations. Most are hilarious. But, if you start watching them be careful... some guys out there are posting ones that are basically snuff films.

Pedestrians getting hit at highway speeds, etc. Shit you really don't want to see.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 09:37 PM (UiRxW)

707 And we should definitely shitcan lawyers as President from here on out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 07:34 PM (+CzJu)

Lawyers should not be permitted to become members of any legislative body, anywhere, under any circumstances. Talk about the fox guarding the henhouse, it's a clear conflict of interest. Give up your law license, work 5 years in an unrelated field, and then you can run for office.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 09:37 PM (WFV7d)

708 Fuck Paul Ryan.

I'd be glad he is retiring, except I know he's getting a plush lobbyist job where he still gets to influence my life without being elected. Go back to the basement, Eddie Munster.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 12, 2018 09:37 PM (SRarZ)

709 698. Imma go with drunk. The sheer volume of alcohol we in the SMR consume and metabolise would eradicate other peoples.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:38 PM (fA1SL)

710 Pedestrians getting hit at highway speeds, etc. Shit you really don't want to see.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 09:37 PM (UiRxW)



The moped v moped ones from asia can get pretty nasty too.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 09:38 PM (+lOpA)

711 707 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 09:37 PM (WFV7d)

It's like letting cannibals decide what is for dinner, the outcome is certain.

Posted by: sven at June 12, 2018 09:39 PM (SzZnW)

712 Just say no to Jim Moran. He was vile.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2018 09:39 PM (hyuyC)

713 What a fucked up society we live in. How in the fuck are republicans not holding 80% of the House and Senate running against these evil clowns?
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo

I think you answered your own question.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 07:35 PM (IqV8l)

I suspect far too many of the "centrist" Republicans are also aficionados of unripe poontang.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 09:39 PM (WFV7d)

714 I'd be glad he is retiring, except I know he's getting a plush lobbyist job where he still gets to influence my life without being elected. Go back to the basement, Eddie Munster.

***********************************

I really hope he gets his comeuppance and will have to use all his lobbyist income for the rest of his life to keep his silly Eddie Muenster ass out of jail.

Well one can dream.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 09:39 PM (+dsLj)

715 Nah, Jim Moran was worse.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 09:39 PM (pY+s4)

716

702 697---I'd take Jim Moran back to get rid of that mole rat Connelly
Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:33 PM (MS0+a)
---------------------------
Worse than Jim Moran?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Just as liberal, and doesn't have a seat on defense appropriations.

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:39 PM (MS0+a)

717 710. Asian dashcam compilation videos - lowest of low-hanging fruit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:39 PM (fA1SL)

718 I'm glad Ryan is retiring too --- but his replacement will probably be just as bad.
Remember when we wanted to get rid of Boehner?

There's an endless supply of those snakes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 09:40 PM (0jtPF)

719 Those in DC suburbs, does a not Dem supporter vote matter except to vote for the more conservative dem? Are those burbs such cuck strongholds?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 09:40 PM (PUmDY)

720 I saw someone get hit and killed in traffic once
I was on a bus, it was a jaywalker
just horrible

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 12, 2018 09:40 PM (hMwEB)

721 What's the best thing about feelin' up twenty eight year olds?
Jeez, there are twenty of them.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2018 09:41 PM (pw+jk)

722 My favorites are the SMR road rage clips. You'll see ones where it's like a clown car...

Somebody gets into it with a driver in some tiny car at an intersection, and six bear sized men get out boot him into next week. Happens quite a bit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 09:41 PM (UiRxW)

723 719 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 09:40 PM (PUmDY)

I was in Bristow, I'd say 70% of the non Intel or DoD civil service views voting for the mules as job security.
When you are underwater on a 500,000 dollar home it probably withers your morality to a vestigal organ and whets your security appetite.

Posted by: sven at June 12, 2018 09:42 PM (SzZnW)

724 So sorry Infidel. I remember going through this my MIL. She got lost one night just going 4 blocks to the store. That was the last straw. There were many incidents before, one being she hit a neighbors dog and didn't even know. Poor thing died. Thankfully the neighbors were good people. We actually didn't know about the dog incident until after the keys were taken away.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2018 09:32 PM (dUJdY)

-------

I had to do this with my Aunt. My Uncle had passed, and he had always spoiled her. She turned left right in front of an oncoming Harley, and launched him right over her roof. Never remembered doing anything wrong.

We took her keys, and told her we would help her get around, with 2 days notice and scheduling. She, being a total narcissist, would call my wife ( I was travelling a lot then) and tell her she needed a ride to the hairdressers. When? Not 2 days from now, not one day, but in 45 minutes.

This was before Uber and Lyft. She has since passed, but I am convinced she did this out of spite, because we took away the keys and sold her car.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 09:43 PM (I16G8)

725 722. Yep. Heroic warriors of SMR are distinguished by many things. Size is not one of these things.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:43 PM (fA1SL)

726 I'm glad Ryan is retiring too --- but his replacement will probably be just as bad.

Remember when we wanted to get rid of Boehner?



There's an endless supply of those snakes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 09:40 PM (0jtPF)


But every once in a while you get a Dave Brat or Ted Cruz...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 12, 2018 09:43 PM (SRarZ)

727 721 What's the best thing about feelin' up twenty eight year olds?
Jeez, there are twenty of them.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2018 09:41 PM (pw+jk)

That is professional grade humor right there.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 09:43 PM (IdRpH)

728 Those in DC suburbs, does a not Dem supporter vote matter except to vote for the more conservative dem? Are those burbs such cuck strongholds?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 09:40 PM (PUmDY)


Not much. Maryland, no way.

Virginia, we have Comstock. She's Republican. Mostly.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 09:43 PM (jHrzU)

729 I met Corry Stewart. It was at a Greater Reston Republican Club Lincoln-Reagan dinner.

He was very informative about his early adapting anti-illegal immigrant stance.

Then he said he married a legal immigrant, from Sweden. She was a smoke show.

For the times, he was forward thinking and a good county executive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2018 09:44 PM (hyuyC)

730 Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:19 PM (MS0+a)

I was in Falls Church last week Jean, I stopped by "The Compleat Strategist" and was in awe both of the inventory and the clerk.
Hope you are well.
Posted by: sven

We actually have two decent game stores, the other victo

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:44 PM (MS0+a)

731 I see Amazon has withdrawn Juanita Broaddrick's book about being raped by Bubba J. Clinton. I guess some animals are more equal than others.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2018 09:44 PM (+y/Ru)

732 719 Those in DC suburbs, does a not Dem supporter vote matter except to vote for the more conservative dem? Are those burbs such cuck strongholds?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie



Doesn't matter. I vote knowing that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 09:45 PM (pY+s4)

733 Imma go with drunk. The sheer volume of alcohol we in the SMR consume and metabolise would eradicate other peoples.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:38 PM (fA1SL)



The Irish: Hold my whiskey, beer, gin, ale, rubbing alcohol, paint thinner...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2018 09:45 PM (SiINZ)

734 730 Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:44 PM (MS0+a)

We hit "Victory Games and Comics" I remembered it from when we lived in Aberdeen.
Poor guy had "How Barney Zanders Won" like 14 copies.

Posted by: sven at June 12, 2018 09:45 PM (SzZnW)

735 722 & 725. Heh. Buddy of mine, half Mexican, half Texas German, tried his hand at firing superior Kalashnikov platform rifle. Got smacked in the face by the receiver.
'Is built for superior SMR warriors, not for tall, lanky Beaner Schnitzel, blyat.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)

736 Those in DC suburbs, does a not Dem supporter vote matter except to vote for the more conservative dem? Are those burbs such cuck strongholds?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 09:40 PM (PUmDY)

DC and their suburbs are indistinguishable from the capital city from The Hunger Games.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 09:46 PM (IdRpH)

737 Rewatching the Korea video, Trump is exhorting Kim to MKGA. (Make Korea Great Again).

It's marketing genius.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

738 733. Heh. Byelorossia laughs at your cheer-beer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:47 PM (fA1SL)

739
I see Amazon has withdrawn Juanita Broaddrick's book about being raped
by Bubba J. Clinton. I guess some animals are more equal than others.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2018 09:44 PM (+y/Ru)


Only in Kindle form. Still fully available in paperback. Which makes me think it is a formatting issue.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 12, 2018 09:47 PM (SRarZ)

740 726---But every once in a while you get a Dave Brat or Ted Cruz...
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 12, 2018 09:43 PM (SRarZ)
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Not yet.

I'm talking about getting someone decent into leadership positions in Congress.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 09:48 PM (0jtPF)

741 Rewatching the Korea video, Trump is exhorting Kim to MKGA. (Make Korea Great Again).

It's marketing genius.
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

yes, I agree, that is a good summary of that video -MKGA

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 09:48 PM (bUjCl)

742 I suspect far too many of the "centrist" Republicans are also aficionados of unripe poontang.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------

I'm hearing, " if it weren't for that poontang incident he would do the right thing and represent his constituents".

I disagree, I think they are vile creatures whose lust for money and power is unquenchable.
The poon is just a perk.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 09:49 PM (Vnlws)

743 MNKGA ? MDRKGA ?

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 09:49 PM (bUjCl)

744 First official Trump endorsee to win tonight for North Dakota, Kevin Cramer.

McMaster was forced into a runoff but he should still win it for SC.

Stewart is a Trumping whore but I don't think he was officially endorsed.

So far it's a Trumpian primary night...

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 09:49 PM (+dsLj)

745 Lena Dunham is a -1. She sees herself as a solid 8-9 and believes it.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 09:49 PM (IdRpH)

746 so. much. winning. as promised

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 09:50 PM (bUjCl)

747 MOKA.
Make
One
Korea
Again

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:50 PM (fA1SL)

748 736 Those in DC suburbs, does a not Dem supporter vote matter except to vote for the more conservative dem? Are those burbs such cuck strongholds?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 09:40 PM (PUmDY)

DC and their suburbs are indistinguishable from the capital city from The Hunger Games.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo

Election time is only useful for updating your neighbor maps to I'd the true fascists

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 09:50 PM (MS0+a)

749 He couldn't help it. It's all those years of eating paste.

Posted by: Eromero at June 12, 2018 09:50 PM (zLDYs)

750 Sandford projected not to finish first, he can only hope for a runoff now...

COME ON, KATIE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 09:50 PM (+dsLj)

751 MOKGA ! Make One Korea Great Again

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 09:51 PM (bUjCl)

752 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)
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Heh. The only firearms related injury I ever had was from an American rifle. .30-06. Scopebite. I guess it cuts both ways...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 09:52 PM (UiRxW)

753 Kentucky used to have a Dem stranglehold on local politics. Will around DC ever change? I imagine not due to all the fed employees, but I am just being curious

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 09:52 PM (PUmDY)

754 MOKGA vs. Godzilla

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2018 09:52 PM (pY+s4)

755 750 Sandford projected not to finish first, he can only hope for a runoff now...

COME ON, KATIE!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 09:50 PM (+dsLj)
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Go, Katie, go!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 09:53 PM (0jtPF)

756 yes, I agree, that is a good summary of that video -MKGA
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 09:48 PM (bUjCl)

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It would be awesome in Whoa Fat! went down this path, agreed. However, we would need to trim it to "MNKG", because NK has never been great. His father and grandfather saw to that.

His quandary is how to do this without letting the plebes and peasants know this could have begun 60 years ago.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 09:53 PM (I16G8)

757 Corey Stewart against Tim Kaine. That should be fun.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 09:55 PM (bUjCl)

758 If that creep Sanford wins SC is lost.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 09:55 PM (Vnlws)

759 I had enough of Pierre Trudeau back in the 70's.

Glad he's dead.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2018 08:02 PM (EoRCO)

Likewise. I went out and did a little boogie in the middle of the grid road when I learned he'd kicked the bucket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 09:55 PM (WFV7d)

760 Gnite all. I'm exhausted and another early morning. Hell, Monday through Friday I'm at work before the sun comes up. I'm whooped. At least I get paid by the hour.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 12, 2018 09:56 PM (SRarZ)

761 Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 09:49 PM (IdRpH)
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No, I think she's painfully aware of her unattractive physique, and thinks that being in-your-face will make up for it, somehow.

P.S. With your nic, I can't believe you haven't cracked a Dory McLean joke on this thread...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 09:56 PM (UiRxW)

762 I disagree, I think they are vile creatures whose lust for money and power is unquenchable.
The poon is just a perk.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 09:49 PM (Vnlws)

And in general, they rest secure in the knowledge that the two tier justice system will protect them...

Although that might not be such a secure rest anymore!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 12, 2018 09:56 PM (n9EOP)

763 NK has never been great

Excuse me, honourable western barbarian, but *someone* here defeated the Tang Empire at its height, and I do not believe it was you.

Posted by: Yeon Gaesomun at June 12, 2018 09:57 PM (6FqZa)

764 If that creep Sanford wins SC is lost.

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What a buttfucker, only 3-4 RINO shitweasels in the House have voted more against Trump than that scumbag. Go back to Argentina asshole.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 09:57 PM (+dsLj)

765 Night DG.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 09:57 PM (aYCy9)

766 764 Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 09:57 PM (+dsLj)


Sanford is trying to bring Argentina here.

Posted by: sven at June 12, 2018 09:58 PM (SzZnW)

767 I liked the "or not" part.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

768 As satisfying as it would be, Husband/Father/Brother punching Biden would probably be counter-productive.
Better to yell, "Keep your pervert hands off my Wife/Daughter/Sister!" in front of the whole world.

Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 09:58 PM (TKQ/l)

769 As I teased one of my Korean nieces - 'Any nation foolish enough to willingly forego the benevolent administration of its Han elder brother and to permit itself to fall into such disorder as to allow the Japanese, of all people, to colonize them, probably deserves all it gets.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 09:59 PM (fA1SL)

770 He's looking on the RINO side (Andrew Scheer) but we'll see if he finds some balls especially with Ontario having a conservative government now, and probably one back in Alberta by then too.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2018 08:05 PM (Evws/)

Dumbfuck Scheer just kicked Maxime Bernier out his shadow cabinet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 09:59 PM (WFV7d)

771 It would be awesome in Whoa Fat! went down this path, agreed. However, we would need to trim it to "MNKG", because NK has never been great. His father and grandfather saw to that.

His quandary is how to do this without letting the plebes and peasants know this could have begun 60 years ago.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 09:53 PM (I16G

They may have a "roadmap' in mind. By "they" I mean US, CHina, Japan, S KOrea. I think it will start with the business sphere, like it did in CHina, without too much pressure on the political to reform.. maybe the human rights aspect, return of abductees, but not much at first. a lot of push on the financial/econ side.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 09:59 PM (bUjCl)

772 Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 09:58 PM (TKQ/l)
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IDK. Americans like seeing men the balls to protect their own against other men. When the other man is VPOTUS, it makes you seem like you have at least three nads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 10:00 PM (UiRxW)

773 Haven't heard the squealing of stuck pigs; however, there is evidence of pens, chutes and stocks being built.

The knives are already sharp.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 10:00 PM (Vnlws)

774 This was before Uber and Lyft. She has since passed, but I am convinced she did this out of spite, because we took away the keys and sold her car.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 09:43 PM (I16G


My sympathies. Dad used to be a route salesman. Drove millions of miles. We can't disable his cars (yes, two) bc he will just call a tow truck. I can't quit my job. I can rent my house and move in with him, but he won't like that and no way in hell would he come here. Been in that house since '75. I am about cried out. Not going to be pretty. I just don't want hem hurting someone else while he is driving, I would never forgive myself.

Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2018 10:00 PM (LBSeG)

775 Sanford is trying to bring Argentina here.

*************

LOL

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 10:01 PM (+dsLj)

776 Ol' Pierre's wife was a snappy dresser.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 08:06 PM (Vnlws)

and when she went to Studio 54, she didn't dress her snapper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 10:01 PM (WFV7d)

777 Where the hell is the ONT?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 10:01 PM (+dsLj)

778 Sven, I don't know how the victory comics guy gets by. His.store.is.over a storm water canal. His insurance must be insane

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 10:02 PM (MS0+a)

779 Joe Biden disgusts me.

Posted by: Gem at June 12, 2018 10:02 PM (XoAz8)

780 Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2018 10:00 PM (LBSeG)
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The suggestion about quietly LoJacking the cars someone made upthread seems pretty smart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 10:03 PM (UiRxW)

781 I guess everyone is busy hitting the refresh button on the main page...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 10:04 PM (aYCy9)

782 Where the hell is the ONT?
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It's Often Not Timely

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 10:04 PM (UiRxW)

783 Circuit court judge in Lake County Illinois grants injunction against Deerfield suburb that blocks enforcement of their Gun Confiscation/Ban on "Assault Weapons." Thank you Second Amendment Foundation.

Posted by: Rex B at June 12, 2018 10:04 PM (+k5LM)

784 @Infidel -

check:
bouncie.com
automatic.com
Verizon Hum

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 10:04 PM (jHrzU)

785 776 Ol' Pierre's wife was a snappy dresser.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 08:06 PM (Vnlws)

and when she went to Studio 54, she didn't dress her snapper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 10:01 PM (WFV7d)

I guess we can close up shop. AOP has brought the thread full circle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 10:04 PM (aYCy9)

786 Damn.
Why didn't we gang up on Sanford?
That's what the Left does. They pick a victim and go after him with money from Hollywood, NY, and Mars.

Yeah, yeah, I know. We have jobs. We have lives.
But still, ......

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 10:04 PM (0jtPF)

787 They got BTFO big time in Ontario just a few days ago. How bad was it? They actually lost certification to be a party. That's how big the loss is. It's never happened to them before in something like 141 years.

Barring some sort of miracle, Trudeau is toast.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 08:11 PM (4ErVI)

Hate to be a Debbie Downer, but like I have said before, Ontario voters are entirely capable of voting one way Provincially, and the exact opposite Federally. Looks like a friendly omen, but you can't take friendly omens to the bank.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 10:04 PM (WFV7d)

788 778 Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 10:02 PM (MS0+a)

Likely, his parking situation is crazy too.
It took being gone a weekend to realize I had survived DC traffic again.

Posted by: sven at June 12, 2018 10:04 PM (SzZnW)

789 Studio 54 was one helluva hedonistic haven back in the day.

Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2018 10:05 PM (TKQ/l)

790 The ONT is waiting for the special guest coblogger, Yoko Ono, to provide original content.

Spoiler: it's her, naked.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:05 PM (6FqZa)

791 UTKC


Unify the Kim Chee

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 10:06 PM (+lOpA)

792 boulder t'hobo

You mean, a picture of her today? Wrinklefest is early.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2018 10:07 PM (hyuyC)

793
Spoiler: it's her, naked.

*********************

My virgin eyes!!!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 10:07 PM (+dsLj)

794 I used to buy the PDT got lucky with Hillary to run against arg, but I now think anyone else would have been an easier win.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2018 10:07 PM (PUmDY)

795 Was she the first lady of Canada at that point?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 12, 2018 08:14 PM (imSgd)

She was the PM's wife. There is no First Lady, as such. And if there were, she would be the wife of the Governor General.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 10:07 PM (WFV7d)

796 Oh shit.

Microsoft is advertising AI.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 10:08 PM (jHrzU)

797 Speaking to this thread;

You been here 3 hour.

You go now.

Posted by: Lures OCONUS at June 12, 2018 10:08 PM (iiixZ)

798 I guess everyone is busy hitting the refresh button on the main page...


People. Don't be that guy.

The f5 on the main page guy.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 10:08 PM (+lOpA)

799 Territory of SMR touches DPRK. Border is maybe only 20 miles wide. How long til Mueller subpoenas KJU?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 10:08 PM (fA1SL)

800 @756
It would be awesome in Whoa Fat! went down this path, agreed. However, we would need to trim it to "MNKG", because NK has never been great. His father and grandfather saw to that.

His quandary is how to do this without letting the plebes and peasants know this could have begun 60 years ago.
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I read earlier today that North Korea actually had more power per household back in the '70s than South Korea. Not only has that changed with a vengeance in the meantime (no doubt partly the result of the massive political and economic changes the South went through in the '80s), but power per household has declined dramatically in the North since then. Part of that is apparently a result of the North selling electricity to Chinese companies as a way to earn cash. But I suspect a lot of it is also due to infrastructure deterioration.

If North Korea does begin to open up, then I fully expect them to attempt to follow the Chinese model. How well that will work - particularly without their own Hong Kong and Shanghai - is anyone's guess.

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 10:09 PM (DlSwL)

801 This thread is still going! ONT must be extra spicy tonight.

Posted by: IC at June 12, 2018 10:09 PM (PEJUg)

802 My sympathies. Dad used to be a route salesman. Drove millions of miles. We can't disable his cars (yes, two) bc he will just call a tow truck. I can't quit my job. I can rent my house and move in with him, but he won't like that and no way in hell would he come here. Been in that house since '75. I am about cried out. Not going to be pretty. I just don't want hem hurting someone else while he is driving, I would never forgive myself.
Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2018 10:00 PM (LBSeG)

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Thank you, but this sounds much more disruptive to your life than my narcissist Aunt was to mine. You are also obviously much closer, being father daughter.

His Doc has the power to tell the state that they need to officialy revoke his license. Rather than his Doc throwing this back on you, have the Doc inform the state that he is no longer physically fit to drive.

They can then tow/boot his cars as he will no longer be legally allowed to drive.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 10:09 PM (I16G8)

803 800. DPRK will be like Laos or Cambodia to the Celestials, but without the need for sea transport.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 10:10 PM (fA1SL)

804 This is why we need willow back.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 10:10 PM (jHrzU)

805 Oh shit. Microsoft is advertising AI.

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Goddamit, Microsoft, we're trying to keep a low profile here.

Posted by: Skynet at June 12, 2018 10:10 PM (+dsLj)

806
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 10:08 PM (fA1SL)
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I would NOT want to be that process server.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 10:10 PM (UiRxW)

807 @763 Excuse me, honourable western barbarian, but *someone* here defeated the Tang Empire at its height, and I do not believe it was you.
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The inhabitants of the Korean Peninsula have had a pretty impressive history when dealing with attempted conquests by their Chinese neighbors. It's even more impressive when you realize that the Peninsula has spent most of recorded history divided. A united Korea appears to be the exception rather than the rule.

Mind you, that whole "Let's help the Mongols invade Japan!" thing didn't work out nearly as well.

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 10:11 PM (DlSwL)

808 Infidel, in my line of work I see a LOT of oldsters hit the gas instead of the brake and demolish other vehicles, trees, buildings, and sometimes other people.

Posted by: Eromero at June 12, 2018 10:11 PM (zLDYs)

809 Why did they locate the F5 button so far from the End, and Up/Down buttons?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 10:11 PM (Vnlws)

810 Oh shit. Microsoft is advertising AI.

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I'm sorry, I can't let you do that, Microsoft.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 12, 2018 10:11 PM (+dsLj)

811 Com'on dude. Posting someone's mish?!. I'm not even going to look at it, but couldn't you post some pictures of pretty girls?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (0/+vJ)

Meh. The photo is X-rated, to be sure, but it's legitimately a matter for public discourse, because Maggie Trudeau was a public figure behaving badly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 10:12 PM (WFV7d)

812 If it has vodka in it, it is not a Martini. Bless your hearts.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 12, 2018 10:13 PM (4wfko)

813 804 This is why we need willow back.
Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 10:10 PM (jHrzU)

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What happened to willow?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 10:13 PM (jS2zB)

814 His Doc has the power to tell the state that they need to officialy revoke his license. Rather than his Doc throwing this back on you, have the Doc inform the state that he is no longer physically fit to drive.

They can then tow/boot his cars as he will no longer be legally allowed to drive.

Posted by: Calm Mentor
-


Infidel needs to check this out with a lawyer.
Having daddy declared brings a whole nother basket of legalisms.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 10:13 PM (Vnlws)

815 810 Oh shit. Microsoft is advertising AI.

******************

I'm sorry, I can't let you do that, Microsoft.
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 12, 2018 10:11 PM (+dsLj)

GET OFF MY DIGITAL LAWN

Posted by: COLOSUS at June 12, 2018 10:14 PM (NgKpN)

816 That's a common throw and isn't considered libelous. Saying he "who has a long history of child rape friendships" is out of hand unless it is known.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 08:22 PM (Vnlws)

DeNiro was named in a French court case as having been a patron of underage prostitutes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 10:15 PM (WFV7d)

817 Is it time for a Megyn Kelly thread?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2018 10:15 PM (EZebt)

818 junior: I've been harping here for some time on the thesis that there are some historical divisions across nations who speak the same language (but not really) that, in fact, make them separate nations.

'North Korea' is, in fact, historical Gogoryeo where 'South Korea' was Silla and Baekje.

Last night it was West Germany versus Prussia ('East Germany'). Previous nights I've brought up the old Kingdom of Naples And Sicily, which is hardly the Italy of Milan and Florence. Tomorrow I might bring up Portugal... versus the Algarve south of the Tagus.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:15 PM (6FqZa)

819 Katie Arrington still leading but only 68% of precincts in.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 10:15 PM (0jtPF)

820 @808 Infidel, in my line of work I see a LOT of oldsters hit the gas instead of the brake and demolish other vehicles, trees, buildings, and sometimes other people.
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LIES! It's those sloppy car designers at Toyota that designed a pedal system that occasionally accelerates the car when you hit the brake!

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 10:15 PM (DlSwL)

821 Maggie Trudeau flashed her gash at 54.

Eleanor Roosevelt cheated with chicks.

So... does that make Pierre or Franklin the bigger cuck?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 10:15 PM (UiRxW)

822 813---What happened to willow?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 10:13 PM (jS2zB)
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She's taking a break.

I sure hope it's not forever.
We miss and NEED her!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 10:17 PM (0jtPF)

823 Com'on dude. Posting someone's mish?!. I'm not even going to look at it, but couldn't you post some pictures of pretty girls?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 08:18 PM (0/+vJ)
**********

Why would you want to look at her mish? _Not.
But you might want to look at the picture to follow the context of comments.

She was at Studio 54, the wife of the Prime Minister and she clearly knows what she is doing.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 10:17 PM (Vnlws)

824 822 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 10:17 PM (0jtPF)

Breaks are good.

Lord knows I have had a few.

Posted by: sven at June 12, 2018 10:18 PM (SzZnW)

825 Calm mentor, Didn't know the state would do that. The doc and I talked today, he can tell the dmv he can't drive, but he still would. He would forget he didn't have one.

Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2018 10:18 PM (LBSeG)

826 Maggie Trudeau flashed her gash at 54.

Eleanor Roosevelt cheated with chicks.

So... does that make Pierre or Franklin the bigger cuck?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Let's put them both in a barrel and find out.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 10:18 PM (Vnlws)

827 when I was a kid my mum's parents lived in Lisbon. My granddad told me all about Portuguese history and culture. 'Morocco begins at the Tagus' was said

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 10:19 PM (6FqZa)

828 @818 I've been harping here for some time on the thesis that there are some historical divisions across nations who speak the same language (but not really) that, in fact, make them separate nations.
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It's the old issue of two groups that share geography, but not necessarily culture.

And also, the Balkans.

Unfortunately, it tends to cause big messes. And too many people are trying to make it happen here in the US.

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 10:20 PM (DlSwL)

829 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 12, 2018 10:20 PM (Ckg4U)

830 Infidel needs to check this out with a lawyer.
Having daddy declared brings a whole nother basket of legalisms.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 10:13 PM (Vnlws)

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While consulting an attorney would be good for the overall situation, eg: Power of Attorney, for simply getting the state to revoke driving priveleges does not require an attorney. A letter to the letter from the Doc to the Sec State is enough.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 10:21 PM (I16G8)

831 I have powers of atty. Both med and general. Just hesitate to invoke them.

Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2018 10:22 PM (LBSeG)

832 sven

Wasn't that because of the bannhammer?

*Spock eyebrow*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2018 10:23 PM (hyuyC)

833 You all know Maggie T is still technically alive, right?

For her pic, crack open (!) Websters to *Ditz*.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 12, 2018 10:24 PM (4wfko)

834 Prayers for you, Infidel. I hope tomorrow is a better day!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 12, 2018 10:31 PM (wSC8T)

835 @833 You all know Maggie T is still technically alive, right?
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*Please* do not refer to that woman with a name that might be confused with Our Lady of Iron, the late great Margaret Thatcher!

^^;;

Posted by: junior at June 12, 2018 10:32 PM (DlSwL)

836 I have powers of atty. Both med and general. Just hesitate to invoke them.
Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2018 10:22 PM (LBSeG)

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If he won't stop driving after having his license revoked, then it is unfortunately time to use the general and sell his cars. If he persists and buys another, I would fully implement the POA and restrict, but not totally control, his finances.

He is a danger to himself and others on the road. It sucks, and I also had to do this with my Mom after a stroke, long before my Aunt. She played every heart string imaginable during this this time.

Be sure to let him know that the driving is the thing that you can not allow, but let him know you are willing to go full POA if he will not quit.

My opinion only, and worth every penny you paid for it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 12, 2018 10:38 PM (I16G8)

837 Thursday should be an interesting birthday for Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

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From your mouth to God's ear! I hope you are right!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 12, 2018 10:44 PM (XlbwU)

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