The Press Is Determined to Claim Trump Is "Polticizing" Football. Have They Not Noticed Their Leftist Allies Politicizing Football, and Everything Else, For a Decade?

Half of the country is broken and in the middle of a nervous breakdown, and they can't understand why the rest of us are sick of hearing their endless conniptions.

The press says Mr. Trump is pushing the battle of the national anthem because it plays to his base. I suppose it does. But here's what galls even non-Trumpia>ns about this kneeling kerfuffle: We live in a world soaking in partisan politics. Then one day you wake up ready to relax with NFL Sunday, and you discover that "The Star-Spangled Banner" has become totally politicized. Any normal person, including liberals who won’t admit it, would have a three-word reaction to this spectacle, and the first two words begin with "w" and "t."
So what else is new? Today, if someone has a grievance or beef, first thing they do is look for something to attach it to--the anthem, the Pledge of Allegiance, 19th-century American fiction, Mom’s apple pie--anything that will draw the world's attention, meaning the attention of the viral plague called social media.
I got an email this week from San Francisco flogging "Artists Get Political Ahead of Midterms." How? By embedding political messages in everyday objects, such as bus kiosks, hand towels, bedspreads and toilets.
Then, even now, the people who voted for Hillary still claim to be shocked and stunned that an electorate beaten down by the politicization of everything in life voted for the guy who makes a mockery of all that.

By the way, this isn't just about the anthem: The NFL has, like the NBA, threatened states and cities that they might not get to host a championship game or even a draft if they do not toe the line of the NFL's preferred Corporate Left politics.

erry Jones admitted that he was "envious" when he saw the turnout and enthusiasm April's NFL draft generated in Philadelphia. Naturally, given the Dallas Cowboys owner's status in the league, that vaulted Dallas to the top of the list of possible sites for the 2018 draft.
There is, however, a potential stumbling block, and it's the same one that cost North Carolina the chance to host the 2017 NBA All-Star Game and NCAA tournament games. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott called for a special legislative session to consider a bill regulating the use of public bathrooms by transgender people. The NFL has spoken up in opposition to such a bill, saying after Super Bowl LI in Houston that it could cost the state of Texas future Super Bowls, so it makes sense that it would feel the same about the draft.
"If a proposal that is discriminatory or inconsistent with our values were to become law there, that would certainly be a factor considered when thinking about awarding future events," NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy told the Dallas Morning News after the Super Bowl.
North Carolina partially repealed its bathroom law, which would have required transgender people to use the bathrooms corresponding to their gender birth, and the NBA has said it now plans to award the 2019 All-Star Game to Charlotte.

When billion dollar heavily taxpayer subsidized corporations start threatening citizens and coercing them to political positions they reject, I think it's time we started threatening these billion-dollar heavily taxpayer subsidized corporations right the hell back.

Oh, the NFL has the right to coerce the citizens of North Carolina and Texas?

Do the citizens of North Carolina and Texas have any right to coerce back? Or are we in for another round of the Chamber of Commerce's favorite song, Corporations Are People Too and In Fact The Only People Who Matter in America?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:32 PM

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1 I hope PDT gives Trudeau an atomic wedgie during the G7. That would be awesome.

Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2018 07:25 PM (OeWgo)

2 I hope the NFL goes broke and is bought out by the WWE.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 08, 2018 07:25 PM (WEBkv)

3 So kneeling during the National Anthem isn't political?

Posted by: X-ray at June 08, 2018 07:26 PM (XJzYB)

4 GREETINGS.

Posted by: The Mighty GorKa at June 08, 2018 07:27 PM (K3B2k)

5 Damn that Trump. Why can't he just leave everybody alone to bring this nation down into total ruin?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:27 PM (md3fh)

6 Nice monopoly ya got there Roger. Be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: DaveA at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM (FhXTo)

7 * cracks pistachio *
Last thread was getting a little stale.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM (fA1SL)

8 so is Colin Kapernick the only black guy in Trumpmerica that can't land a gig?

Posted by: x at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM (nFwvY)

9 The press says Mr. Trump is pushing the battle of the national anthem because it plays to his base.

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I ask again, has Trump ever hit first? He's effective at what he does, but I am trying to remember a time that he wasn't simply reacting to a position someone else decided they'd put him in before wanting to scream uncle.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM (vDapD)

10 Trump going against Treadau is like a gnat taking on Godzilla.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM (md3fh)

11 Top 10 maybe?

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM (pHfeF)

12 Hockey is still holding out as a pro sport that I might watch. The rest, no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM (8zttw)

13 By embedding political messages in everyday objects, such as bus kiosks, hand towels, bedspreads and toilets.
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I don't even want to begin to think about what a political message in a toilet might look like.

Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM (oMtOd)

14 It almost makes me yearn for the days of "they came to play", and "he always gives it 110%". Okay, not really.

Posted by: pep at June 08, 2018 07:29 PM (LAe3v)

15 3 So kneeling during the National Anthem isn't political?
Posted by: X-ray at June 08, 2018 07:26 PM (XJzYB)

Took the words right out of my mouth

Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2018 07:29 PM (ANIFC)

16 Missed it by that [ ] much

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2018 07:29 PM (pHfeF)

17 The NFL pulled the SB from Arizona (?) because they didn't recognize MLK Day as a holiday, while the NFL didn't recognize MLK Day as a holiday for their workers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 07:29 PM (yQpMk)

18 Tyler Durden did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Pickles at June 08, 2018 07:29 PM (O6j88)

19 Oh, the NFL has the right to coerce the citizens of North Carolina and Texas?

Do the citizens of North Carolina and Texas have any right to coerce back?

The nfl can get the f out and stay the f out.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2018 07:29 PM (wyNrR)

20 What we're doing must be hurting them, so let's do more of it, and harder.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 08, 2018 07:29 PM (GNCPT)

21 It is a firm rule with Trump that he NEVER attacks first. I think he describes this in The Art of the Deal. Why these stupid fucks don't read his book is beyond me. He is a master at jerking them around, and they never learn.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:30 PM (md3fh)

22 Rule 1 Nothing is the fault of Leftists

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2018 07:30 PM (pHfeF)

23 Politicize?
The Press sure is trying to fuck that football.

Posted by: wth at June 08, 2018 07:30 PM (HgMAr)

24 Life is so much more pleasant when you just don't GAS about watching other people play sports.

Posted by: pep at June 08, 2018 07:30 PM (LAe3v)

25
Set up a new league. One with more offense, all offensive players are eligible receivers, 20 second clock between plays, multiple men in motion, etc. Less specialization, less emphasis on big players, faster play.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2018 07:30 PM (LsBY9)

26 I'm interested to see what season ticket sales look like this year.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 08, 2018 07:31 PM (O5Q3r)

27 Side note - the ones throwing up the commie salute are worse than the kneelers.
They both need the Andrijevica Attitude Adjuster.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 07:31 PM (fA1SL)

28 Endless conniptions are wonderful when they occur in your pants.

Posted by: Pickles at June 08, 2018 07:31 PM (O6j88)

29 I saw a political message in my toilet today. It was hard to read, but obviously from the Dems. I flushed it.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:31 PM (md3fh)

30 I don't even want to begin to think about what a political message in a toilet might look like.

Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM (oMtOd)
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Already had those. Or, maybe before your time. You're only 29, right?

Back in the seventies there was the "Yellow, let it mellow, brown, flush it down" nonsense.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 08, 2018 07:31 PM (WEBkv)

31 The NFL is in real danger as I didn't watch a minute of professional football last season, and I didn't miss it. And I am Legion.

They are going to have to entice us back and their window for doing so is closing rapidly. By next year, not watching the NFL will be a habit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 07:31 PM (yQpMk)

32 Flag squatters

Posted by: Regular joe at June 08, 2018 07:32 PM (7PllL)

33 Set up a new league. One with more offense, all offensive players are eligible receivers, 20 second clock between plays, multiple men in motion, etc. Less specialization, less emphasis on big players, faster play.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

6 man arena ball.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2018 07:32 PM (wyNrR)

34 Set up a new league. One with more offense, all offensive players are
eligible receivers, 20 second clock between plays, multiple men in
motion, etc. Less specialization, less emphasis on big players, faster
play.

Pffffft. We had that 600 years ago. And the losers were decapitated.

Posted by: Aztecs at June 08, 2018 07:32 PM (LAe3v)

35 This endless pandering to a microcosmic, mentally unstable segment of our population is abhorrent. I know - it's just a cog in the machinery advancing the leftist agenda but I'm f'n fed up with the whole deal.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 08, 2018 07:32 PM (Tyii7)

36

The NFL can kneel. Just go ahead and get down on both knees and take the dentures out...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 08, 2018 07:32 PM (UFLLM)

37 21
It is a firm rule with Trump that he NEVER attacks first. I think he
describes this in The Art of the Deal. Why these stupid fucks don't read
his book is beyond me. He is a master at jerking them around, and they
never learn.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:30 PM (md3fh)

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Thanks. We'd talked about it briefly a few mornings ago but it got nooded IIRC, but yeah, he seems like he'll laugh and cut up with you as long as you're an honest broker, but the moment you decide you want to engage he'll bring his weight down on you. And then he'll KEEP bringing it down on you. And then he'll do it a little more because you decided you wanted it that way.

He seems so easy to work with so long as you're a decent, honest person.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 07:32 PM (vDapD)

38 15 3 So kneeling during the National Anthem isn't political?
Posted by: X-ray at June 08, 2018 07:26 PM (XJzYB)

Took the words right out of my mouth
Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2018 07:29 PM (ANIFC)

Snowball!

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 08, 2018 07:32 PM (O6j88)

39 Can't have a Super Bowl in Texas because of bathrooms but they would be off like a shot if Phat Kim offered Pyongyang as the next venue.

Posted by: Decaf at June 08, 2018 07:32 PM (/3+Sg)

40 >>When billion dollar heavily taxpayer subsidized corporations start threatening citizens and coercing them to political positions they reject, I think it's time we started threatening these billion-dollar heavily taxpayer subsidized corporations right the hell back.

Threadwinner, ace!

And ask ESPN how going political is working out for them .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 07:32 PM (W+vEI)

41 Set up a new league. One with more offense, all offensive players are
eligible receivers, 20 second clock between plays, multiple men in
motion, etc. Less specialization, less emphasis on big players, faster
play.

They can call it the CFL.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 08, 2018 07:33 PM (O5Q3r)

42 Bringing up my willowed comment cuz to make it clear:

Oooh. Just read a bit on Breitbart about the ACLU trying to prevent the U.S. from releasing to or into Syria an 'american' ISIS fighter who had joined them in Syria. Hopefully the ACLU loses and this becomes the policy. Go over and fight for ISIS or any other jihadi terror group and you have renounced your citizenship. We will 'drop you off on the side of the road' (paraphrase from ACLU lawyer) in the country where you joined up.

Status: Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 08, 2018 07:33 PM (eASYU)

43 25
Set up a new league. One with more offense, all offensive players are eligible receivers, 20 second clock between plays, multiple men in motion, etc. Less specialization, less emphasis on big players, faster play.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2018 07:30 PM (LsBY9)

The ball is always live - no more spiked balls, or incomplete passes.

Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2018 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

44 Everything gets politicized, thats why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2018 07:33 PM (pHfeF)

45 It almost makes me yearn for the days of "they came to play", and "he always gives it 110%".

"Act like you've been there before." is so far in the rearview mirror that I can't even see it anymore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

46
Hockey and baseball are sports of hungry poor boys. Football and basketball are sports of spoiled boys who never get told "no."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2018 07:33 PM (LsBY9)

47 Then one day you wake up ready to relax with NFL Sunday, and you discover that "The Star-Spangled Banner" has become totally politicized.

Politicized by the shit head liberal players, not Trump. He just correctly called them out on it.

Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2018 07:33 PM (lKs2v)

48 The NFL has committed suicide. Once the subject is mort, there is no bringing it back to life. No, zombies do not really exist (except for Zombie of course -- Hi Zombie!) and the NFL has wrapped a scarf around its throat, tied it to a door knob and slumped to the floor never to arise again.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:33 PM (md3fh)

49 "21 It is a firm rule with Trump that he NEVER attacks first. I think he describes this in The Art of the Deal. Why these stupid fucks don't read his book is beyond me. He is a master at jerking them around, and they never learn.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:30 PM (md3fh)"

Too much learning can undermine a person's political reliability, can't have that kind of thing going on.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 08, 2018 07:33 PM (GNCPT)

50
Set up a new league. One with more offense, all offensive players are

eligible receivers, 20 second clock between plays, multiple men in

motion, etc. Less specialization, less emphasis on big players, faster

play.

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The Pac-12 with everyone an eligible receiver?

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 07:34 PM (vDapD)

51 http://bit.ly/2McsKTp
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BREAKING: Aaron Rich Attorneys Subpoena Twitter to Turn Over All Direct Messages from: Wikileaks, Julian Assange, KimDotCom, Cassandra Fairbanks, Gateway Pundit, etc

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 07:34 PM (y3aQB)

52 The left politicized football clean out of business. As far as I'm concerned anyway.

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2018 07:34 PM (zLDYs)

53 Half of the country is broken and in the middle of a nervous breakdown, and they can't understand why the rest of us are sick of hearing their endless conniptions.

I don't do Twitter, but everybody who does should tweet that.

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 07:34 PM (sdi6R)

54 "And ask ESPN how going political is working out for them ."

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They are playing to a more select audience now, certainly not to hicks, yokels and peasants like you.

Posted by: Decaf at June 08, 2018 07:35 PM (/3+Sg)

55 ''The Press Is Determined to Claim Trump Is "Polticizing" Football.....''

That's rich considering they politicize absolutely everything right down to how many scoops of ice cream the president eats. They'd make a political issue out of the brand of tissue he uses to blow his nose if could. They just can't stop themselves.

Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2018 07:35 PM (jm1YL)

56 If the teams don't pay us back for every some of taxpayer investment in the stadium, and actually try to move? Seize their assets. Revoke all NFL broadcast and merchandising rights statewide. That power would suck in the hands of the left, but they're using that power as we speak and we really have nothing left to lose.

Posted by: trev006 at June 08, 2018 07:35 PM (X2App)

57 >>> 10 Trump going against Treadau is like a gnat taking on Godzilla.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM (md3fh)

Aww, little tater should rate "Bambi vs Godzilla".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 08, 2018 07:35 PM (xVoc1)

58 *every dime

Posted by: trev006 at June 08, 2018 07:35 PM (X2App)

59 The Pac-12 with everyone an eligible receiver?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Even the cheerleaders!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2018 07:35 PM (wyNrR)

60 I listened to about 15 minutes of CNN yesterday, while eating a sammich at a shop -- If Trump announced an end to cancer, CNN would be bitching about how the longer life spans will destroy Social Security.

Seriously, those squalking heads there have an incurable case of TDS.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 08, 2018 07:36 PM (0ogQG)

61 Trump not only responds to attacks, but with 10X whatever it is. If you respond to that in kind, it goes to 100X. Amazingly effective. It is the same way to respond to any vermin. Stomp them flat. It is the way of Mother Gaia and Trump is the master.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:36 PM (md3fh)

62 >>The press says Mr. Trump is pushing the battle of the national anthem because it plays to his base.

Pushing back.

Kapearnick and the NFL started it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 07:36 PM (W+vEI)

63 51. Hmmm. You'd think he'd be more interested in finding out who killed his brother.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)

64 ''Trump going against Treadau is like a gnat taking on Godzilla.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM''

Poor kid. I almost feel sorry for him..almost.

Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2018 07:37 PM (jm1YL)

65 But here's what galls even non-Trumpians about this kneeling kerfuffle: We live in a world soaking in partisan politics. Then one day you wake up ready to relax with NFL Sunday, and you discover that "The Star-Spangled Banner" has become totally politicized.

So disrespecting the Flag - and therefore the country - is not a political act?

How about if I wipe my feet on rainbow flag, then blow my nose on some pages out of the Koran? Partisan political?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:37 PM (cazcv)

66 What this country needs is more million dollar manbabies as role models for our youth!

Posted by: Fritz at June 08, 2018 07:37 PM (J7XgW)

67 Texas Gov. Greg Abbott called for a special legislative session to consider a bill regulating the use of public bathrooms by transgender people. The NFL has spoken up in opposition to such a bill

So does this mean that all NFL teams will draft a certain percentage of trannies from now on in order to stay woke?

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 08, 2018 07:37 PM (3C9q2)

68 51 http://bit.ly/2McsKTp
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BREAKING: Aaron Rich Attorneys Subpoena Twitter to Turn Over All Direct Messages from: Wikileaks, Julian Assange, KimDotCom, Cassandra Fairbanks, Gateway Pundit, etc
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 07:34 PM (y3aQB)

When will Twitter be held accountable for their role in facilitating CP and child sex trafficking?

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 08, 2018 07:38 PM (O6j88)

69 If the teams don't pay us back for every some of taxpayer investment in the stadium, and actually try to move? Seize their assets.

I would love for Marshawn Lynch to have to be my butler. 'Beast Mode your ass into the kitchen and bring me a beer, Lynch.'

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

70 The tell here is that they consider disrespecting the Flag and the Nation is a partisan political issue.

It's an implicit admission that leftists are anti-American.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:38 PM (cazcv)

71 Calcio Storico starts this weekend. Makes the NFL look like straightup spandex wearing fairies at a gay wedding.

Posted by: x at June 08, 2018 07:38 PM (nFwvY)

72

NFL = the ALI of sports...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 08, 2018 07:38 PM (UFLLM)

73 46
Hockey and baseball are sports of hungry poor boys. Football and basketball are sports of spoiled boys who never get told "no."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2018 07:33 PM (LsBY9)

Hockey & baseball players have to earn it through years in the minor leagues, taking buses to small towns across North America, playing in crappy stadiums for next to nothing. It humbles a man.

Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2018 07:38 PM (ANIFC)

74 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)
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Discovery for them ought to be a hoot

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 07:38 PM (y3aQB)

75 The Koran is not political, you guys. Really. It's all about religion.

/do I really need this?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:38 PM (md3fh)

76 It's only political if it's wrong.
Otherwise, it's just common sense ( gun law)

If we would just acknowledge we are stupid, wrong, and evil, something as obvious as the sunrise, everything would be fine. Moron.

Posted by: red clay at June 08, 2018 07:38 PM (nVN5G)

77 Pushing back.

Kapearnick and the NFL started it.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 07:36 PM (W+vEI)
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Ding ding ding ding!

Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2018 07:39 PM (oMtOd)

78 71. This is true. Them crazy guineas.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 07:39 PM (fA1SL)

79 So does this mean that all NFL teams will draft a certain percentage of trannies from now on in order to stay woke?
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 08, 2018 07:37 PM (3C9q2)

Just the female NFL teams.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 08, 2018 07:39 PM (9BLnV)

80 Texas Gov. Greg Abbott called for a special legislative session to consider a bill regulating the use of public bathrooms by transgender people. The NFL has spoken up in opposition to such a bill

Now you know why some NFL players want to stay in the bathrooms during the National Anthem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:39 PM (cazcv)

81 Why does the Left give Trump such wonderful opportunities to play to his base?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 08, 2018 07:39 PM (0QYMt)

82 55 ''The Press Is Determined to Claim Trump Is "Polticizing" Football.....''

That's rich considering they politicize absolutely everything right down to how many scoops of ice cream the president eats. They'd make a political issue out of the brand of tissue he uses to blow his nose if could. They just can't stop themselves.

Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2018 07:35 PM (jm1YL)

Yeah, and they remember the good ole days of Obummer, who never politicized anything! :-)

Posted by: Gref at June 08, 2018 07:39 PM (AMIL/)

83 75 The Koran is not political, you guys. Really. It's all about religion.

/do I really need this?
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:38 PM (md3fh)

You're kidding, I trust. Of course it is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:39 PM (cazcv)

84 it's time we started threatening these billion-dollar heavily taxpayer subsidized corporations right the hell back.

We can't hear you over the sound of the cashflow.

Posted by: Our GOPe and their donor lists at June 08, 2018 07:39 PM (FhXTo)

85 ... it's just a cog in the machinery advancing the leftist agenda but I'm f'n fed up with the whole deal.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 08, 2018 07:32 PM (Tyii7)

Get a shoe! Get a shoe!

Posted by: gNewt at June 08, 2018 07:40 PM (Xrson)

86 Evening, 'rons. I'm glad another week in the circus I call "my employer" is over.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 08, 2018 07:40 PM (SRarZ)

87 Hockey & baseball players have to earn it through years in the minor leagues, taking buses to small towns across North America, playing in crappy stadiums for next to nothing. It humbles a man.

I'm old enough to remember when the major sports-related controversy was the designated hitter rule.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 08, 2018 07:40 PM (3C9q2)

88 Snowball!
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 08, 2018 07:32 PM (O6j8

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That's my schtick, ho.

Posted by: Shep! at June 08, 2018 07:41 PM (nILVB)

89 I listened to about 15 minutes of CNN yesterday, while eating a sammich at a shop -- If Trump announced an end to cancer, CNN would be bitching about how the longer life spans will destroy Social Security.

CNN: "This just in. Unemployment among oncologists spikes due to Trump's rash and ill-considered meddling."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:41 PM (cazcv)

90 Our president is a force of nature and cannot be stopped. I'm so proud.

Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2018 07:41 PM (jm1YL)

91 Trump could solve the whole NFL kneeling thing with one tweet-

"Kneel before me, America haters. KNEEL!"

Posted by: Miklos, with another bright idea at June 08, 2018 07:41 PM (zCyNd)

92 The thing is, I only half pay attention anymore. Eagles not going to White House, blah, blah, blah. Press reports...yadda, yadda, yadda.

It's like...oh, we're stilling doing this. We"re still pretending the NFL kneeling is not a big FU to the flag and country and military.

People mad about this would support any President sticking up for the country. So yea, we are still having this fight, bcz you idiots wanted it.

Likening yourselves to slaves on a plantation in golden handcuffs just pissed me off more. Also, if that's true, I should not watch the game. I don't want to support slavery. I want to free you from your golden handcuffs.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 07:41 PM (L8JfA)

93 Six more years and I bet they STILL don't get it. Trump will swat them down like gnats and they will never understand that they are calling down the Arc Light attack on themselves, every time.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:41 PM (md3fh)

94 86 Evening, 'rons. I'm glad another week in the circus I call "my employer" is over.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 08, 2018 07:40 PM (SRarZ)
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Sounds suspiciously like the organization I work for.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 08, 2018 07:42 PM (WEBkv)

95 ''Trump going against Treadau is like a gnat taking on Godzilla.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM''

It's more like a gnat buzzing around Trump's asshole.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:42 PM (cazcv)

96 Funny how George Webb wasn't named in the suit by Arron Rich. The dude did more on the ground investigation into Seth Rich than all the parties listed. What the hell is Arron Rich's angle?

Posted by: Pickles at June 08, 2018 07:42 PM (O6j88)

97 91
Trump could solve the whole NFL kneeling thing with one tweet-

"Kneel before me, America haters. KNEEL!"

Posted by: Miklos, with another bright idea at June 08, 2018 07:41 PM (zCyNd)

But first.....

Posted by: red clay at June 08, 2018 07:42 PM (nVN5G)

98 What's the deal with the G7?

Posted by: Max Power at June 08, 2018 07:43 PM (q177U)

99 Politicizing football? Well I never!

Posted by: The Color Pink at June 08, 2018 07:43 PM (H8S+R)

100 91 Trump could solve the whole NFL kneeling thing with one tweet-

"Kneel before me, America haters. KNEEL!"
Posted by: Miklos, with another bright idea at June 08, 2018 07:41 PM (zCyNd)

LOL. I hope he has someone on his staff reading here for ideas.

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

101 We're laundering money over here, boss.

Posted by: The NFL at June 08, 2018 07:44 PM (J7XgW)

102
It humbles a man.

Also, if you showboat in baseball or hockey, you're likely to get beaned or boarded your next time out. Makes for fewer prima donnas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2018 07:44 PM (LsBY9)

103 66 What this country needs is more million dollar ~~manbabies~~ retarded ghetto thugs as role models for our youth!
Posted by: Fritz at June 08, 2018 07:37 PM (J7XgW)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:44 PM (cazcv)

104 Wonder if Treadau will lie down on the floor, pound his hands and feet on the floor and hold his breath until he turns blue? That would be some really impressive statesmanship. Sure to win the day.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:44 PM (md3fh)

105 Krapondick wearing socks depicting cops as pigs came before the whole kneeling thingy iirc.

Look, I don't care if the players wear ads, like a sticker on the helmet saying "Ali Watkins gives good head for good heads up", and her phone number.

Cuz the last football game I watched was back in 1995 or so.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 08, 2018 07:44 PM (0ogQG)

106 The press says Mr. Trump is pushing the battle of the national anthem because it plays to his base.

So he is doing the will of the people? The people who elected him? Well fvck me running. Smart guy.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 07:44 PM (L8JfA)

107 It is now wrong for Presidents to play to their base. Everyone get that?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 07:45 PM (rzeBH)

108

Trump Weaponized the National Anthem!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 08, 2018 07:45 PM (CY+j4)

109
who the hell would want an nfl draft or nba all star game is my question, then again I pretty much hate both thug loving leagues.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 08, 2018 07:45 PM (r+sAi)

110 The last time I watched a NFL game was ... never. And I've been around longer than Vic.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:45 PM (md3fh)

111 107 It is now wrong for Presidents to play to their base. Everyone get that?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 07:45 PM (rzeBH)

His base is patriotic Americans. The Democrats' base is Communists, druggies, and the Free Shit Army, from the last of which most of the NFL is drawn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:46 PM (cazcv)

112 96. It's to prove, conclusively, that his brother was totes the victim of random street-crime. And not, you know, snuffed for leaking the DNC emails that proved his late brother's preferred candidate and his supporters were robbed by Felonia. And maybe Aaron has a family, or likes living, and so....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 07:46 PM (fA1SL)

113 105 Krapondick wearing socks depicting cops as pigs came before the whole kneeling thingy iirc.

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And at the same time the NFL refused to let the Cowboys wear a decal honoring the 5 Dallas policemen who were assassinated.

Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2018 07:46 PM (ANIFC)

114 Those who were twelve when Trump was elected will have much more functional knowledge in eight years than those who were twelve when Obugger was elected.

Posted by: gNewt at June 08, 2018 07:46 PM (Xrson)

115
Hordles, tell me, which is better?

This on john mccain's headstone or on an aircraft carrier to memorialize mccain: Strictly Dickly.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 08, 2018 07:47 PM (CY+j4)

116 110
The last time I watched a NFL game was ... never. And I've been around longer than Vic.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:45 PM (md3fh)

What was Jesus like?I'm betting he was a pretty nice guy.

Posted by: red clay at June 08, 2018 07:47 PM (nVN5G)

117 I tagged my latest book review as something the Eagles need to read.

De-Policing America

link in nic

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 08, 2018 07:47 PM (hMwEB)

118 Thing is, I was formerly a HUGE NFL fan.

And then Roger Goodell became commissioner and everything went to shit, beginning with quality of play.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 07:47 PM (rzeBH)

119 ''It is now wrong for Presidents to play to their base. Everyone get that?''

Damn. I had no idea. Thank you MSM. Consider this rube educated.

Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2018 07:47 PM (jm1YL)

120 Sounds suspiciously like the organization I work for.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 08, 2018 07:42 PM (WEBkv)

It's always fun when the clowns are in charge.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 08, 2018 07:47 PM (SRarZ)

121 Bonus points for PDT if Trudeau shows up in that Bollywood outfit from a few months ago.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 08, 2018 07:47 PM (GNCPT)

122 BREAKING

Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

Exports of Celine Dion and Justin Bieber prohibited

Sources say Trump considering having the first beer of his life

Posted by: Miklos, no J-schooler, he at June 08, 2018 07:47 PM (zCyNd)

123
The only who believe this bullshit are the stupid Republicans, such as Paul Ryan and Tray Gowdy.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 08, 2018 07:48 PM (CY+j4)

124 Whether they mean to or not, NFL thugs wear their beliefs on their lapels. They are undereducated, basically ignorant, overpaid tools. Who pulls their strings? Soros? The DNC? The Russians? Communist Party USA? Or are they just so stupid they don't even know they are tools?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:48 PM (md3fh)

125 Rule 1 Nothing is the fault of Leftists
Posted by: Skip
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“There are many who find a good alibi far more attractive than an achievement. For an achievement does not settle anything permanently. We still have to prove our worth anew each day; we have to prove that we are as good today as we were yesterday. But when we have a valid alibi for not achieving anything we are fixed, so to speak, for life.”

Posted by: Eric Hoffer at June 08, 2018 07:48 PM (8zttw)

126 It is critically important for the NFL to standup for transgender rights to use the bathroom of their choice, because shut up.

Posted by: wooga at June 08, 2018 07:49 PM (pDU3G)

127 I think what they fail to realize is that most of us already saw the politics in football growing years ago.

They filleted Rush Limbaugh a looooong time ago. That wasn't enough. They said get that praying sh*t off the field. That wasn't enough. They ran out of the locker room with hands up, don't shoot. Enough? Nope, let's protest the country itself and everything it stands for.

Donald Trump isn't the leader, he's just echoing what has been said in conservative circles for years.

Combine years of bear-poking with a bear that will swat you and now it's as plain as the nose on your face to those that have been blind the whole time.

Donald Trump didn't start the anti-NFL sentiment, he just gave it the most powerful voice in the world.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2018 07:49 PM (B6+JK)

128 Late to the Zoe Barnes / Ali Watkins f your sources story. But doesnt Wolf have a daughter her age? Sordid all around and dangerous What if she were a RUSSIAN!?!

Plus, ten bucks says Buzzfeed criticized Hannity for not disclosing that Cohen had given him advice

Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2018 07:49 PM (Z48ZB)

129 Jesus was an OK kid. Too bad what happened to him. He had promise.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:49 PM (md3fh)

130 Lizzy: "And ask ESPN how going political is working out for them."

I don't know about the organization, but they do still provide a nice bathtub.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at June 08, 2018 07:49 PM (H8S+R)

131 122. Trudeau and his voters will be sorted, comes the Day of the Rake.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 07:49 PM (fA1SL)

132
What was Jesus like? I'm betting he was a pretty nice guy.

Posted by: red clay

Probably told parables that were funnier than we think.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2018 07:49 PM (LsBY9)

133 But first.....
Posted by: red clay at June 08, 2018 07:42 PM (nVN5G)

But First You Will Ali Me?

Posted by: X-ray at June 08, 2018 07:49 PM (XJzYB)

134 122 BREAKING

Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

Posted by: Miklos, no J-schooler, he at June 08, 2018 07:47 PM (zCyNd)

I just hope he tells us when it begins, otherwise we might miss it.

OTOH, I guess we can infer how well his derp negotiating NAFTA team worked out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:49 PM (cazcv)

135 Probably told parables that were funnier than we think.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2018 07:49 PM (LsBY9)

You had to be there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:50 PM (cazcv)

136 Or are they just so stupid they don't even know they are tools?
Posted by: Ruthless
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That.

In fairness, they're no stupider than most Dems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 07:50 PM (8zttw)

137 Posted by: Eric Hoffer at June 08, 2018 07:48 PM (8zttw)

And my Obamaphone been disconnected. Now how a man s'pose to get ahead like that?

Posted by: Everybody at Willy's Den nods in agreement at June 08, 2018 07:50 PM (zCyNd)

138 122 BREAKING

Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

Posted by: Miklos, no J-schooler, he at June 08, 2018 07:47 PM (zCyNd)

BREAKING: Rhode Island declares trade war against the rest of the U.S.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:50 PM (cazcv)

139 What was Jesus like?I'm betting he was a pretty nice guy.

Sweet breath, perfect teeth, a class act all the way.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 07:51 PM (yQpMk)

140

WASHINGTON (AP) - Members of the Congressional Black Caucus are calling for decriminalizing marijuana use. The group wants the federal government to get out of the prohibition business when it comes to the drug, a position it says is supported by an overwhelming majority of the 48-member caucus.

The lawmakers say black communities have been disproportionately "policed and convicted for drug offenses."

The group says it supports reforms that would reduce the number of black people in prison.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

141 Jesus was an OK kid. Too bad what happened to him. He had promise.

The comeback tour is going to rock.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 07:51 PM (rzeBH)

142 109
who the hell would want an nfl draft or nba all star game is my question, then again I pretty much hate both thug loving leagues.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 08, 2018 07:45 PM (r+sAi)

>>> The mayor, city council members, and assorted local bigwig friends of theirs, that's who. They get to go to fancy parties (free!) and schmooze with league bigwigs (and players, in the case of all-star games). The taxpaying peons who aren't invited to the parties are told it's good for them because of city pride and increased hotel and rent car tax revenue.

Posted by: Gref at June 08, 2018 07:51 PM (AMIL/)

143
You had to be there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity

Don't forget to tip your apostle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2018 07:51 PM (LsBY9)

144 The conniption fits will keep getting worse and worse as the summer wears on and the election rolls around. Nothing they do will keep PDT from doing his job. He cannot be distracted yet they just keep on keeping on.

Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2018 07:51 PM (jm1YL)

145 Now some players say they're going to stand on the sidelines with one fist raised during the Anthem.

Because the Black Power salute isn't political at all, right NFL?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 08, 2018 07:52 PM (SRarZ)

146 Or are they just so stupid they don't even know they are tools?
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:48 PM (md3fh)

They're members of Club 85, the bottom 16% of the IQ distribution.

Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:52 PM (cazcv)

147 What was Jesus like?I'm betting he was a pretty nice guy.

Sweet breath, perfect teeth, a class act all the way.
Posted by: Grump928

Who could swing a mean bull whip!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2018 07:52 PM (wyNrR)

148 Posted by: Eric Hoffer at June 08, 2018 07:48 PM (8zttw)

I have that quote on my wall. It's my game plan.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 07:52 PM (yQpMk)

149 145. Ahem. That's the commie salute. Always has been. Always will be.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 07:52 PM (fA1SL)

150 145 Now some players say they're going to stand on the sidelines with one fist raised during the Anthem.

Because the Black Power salute isn't political at all, right NFL?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 08, 2018 07:52 PM (SRarZ)

No, of course not. They're just advocating fisting. Kevin Jennings will be leading them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:52 PM (cazcv)

151 Most of the black people in prison for using mary jane were dealers, and did a bunch of other bad stuff. But still, who gives a shit if people want to get high? Prohibition didn't work for booze, so why should we keep people from getting high on weed. Nevermind that it may rot their brains and keeps them from gainful employment, it's a free country, nicht wahr?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:52 PM (md3fh)

152
What was Jesus like? I'm betting he was a pretty nice guy.
Posted by: red clay

Probably told parables that were funnier than we think.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Muldoonish limericks

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 07:53 PM (IqV8l)

153 Now some players say they're going to stand on the sidelines with one fist raised during the Anthem.

Because the Black Power salute isn't political at all, right NFL?
Posted by: DangerGirl

If white players did that, they'd claim it was a clan thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2018 07:53 PM (wyNrR)

154 Jesus was an OK kid. Too bad what happened to him. He had promise.

He could been a contendah!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:53 PM (cazcv)

155 147. Realizing that He was proficient with a whip was the breakthrough moment in my development of SMR THEORY.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 07:53 PM (fA1SL)

156 Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

I don't really know what this means. I mean, it's Canada. I love Canada, but not sure how they can win on this thing. Is there gonna be a trade embargo on 'eh?' and niceness.

A President who does the will of his base, and puts our country before others in trade agreements. What a monster. I mean he said pussy, ya know. Off air in a private conversation, but he still said it.

I'm telling mom.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 07:53 PM (L8JfA)

157 Saul of Tarsus spoke only in rhyming couplets.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2018 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

158 Let's not miss the point that they want you to be FORCED to watch this stuff. That's why they are so unconcerned about people wanting to watch football any more. They just make it very difficult for you to opt out.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 08, 2018 07:54 PM (JKNZq)

159 ''Or are they just so stupid they don't even know they are tools?''

More than likely.

Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2018 07:54 PM (jm1YL)

160 Miklos: "Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

Exports of Celine Dion and Justin Bieber prohibited"

Earnings projections, stock price for Earplug Emporium plummet.

Posted by: NYSE at June 08, 2018 07:54 PM (H8S+R)

161 I don't remember Jesus speaking any Limericks. Lots of one-liners, stuff like "take my wife, please -- oh, wait, I don't have a wife!" Hilarious. Always recommended the veal. Really nailed it at that last appearance.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:54 PM (md3fh)

162 Now some players say they're going to stand on the sidelines with one fist raised during the Anthem.

I'd be more pleased if they were standing in line in the unemployment office when they did this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:55 PM (cazcv)

163 131
122. Trudeau and his voters will be sorted, comes the Day of the Rake.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR
Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 07:49 PM (fA1SL)

You are not to talk about Operation Leafblower.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 08, 2018 07:55 PM (0QYMt)

164
Jesus was an OK kid. Too bad what happened to him. He had promise.

He was turning our lives around.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 07:55 PM (IqV8l)

165 Thank you, Dan Bongino.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2018 07:55 PM (e7oj4)

166 I hope they start by cutting off the flow of Canadian Bacon.

It's an embarrassment to the the name bacon.

It's BINO.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2018 07:55 PM (B6+JK)

167
The NFL needs to die. Unfortunately there are far too many fan boy retards out there who if an player came to their home, raped their wife, killed his kids and burned his home to the ground the fan boy would be in his jersey cheering him on. And those assclowns will keep the league going no matter what

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 07:56 PM (SiINZ)

168
isn't there a song Jesus Was Just Alright With Me?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 08, 2018 07:56 PM (CY+j4)

169 Oh no! No Canadian bacon? Whatever will we do... wait, I haven't eaten CB for at least 30 years. Nevermind. *puts out fire in hair*

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:56 PM (md3fh)

170 Now some players say they're going to stand on the sidelines with one fist raised during the Anthem.

Because the Black Power salute isn't political at all, right NFL?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 08, 2018 07:52 PM (SRarZ)

I'm pretty sure that is gonna go down even worse. It is a very defiant gesture, with a loaded history. Maybe they could do this kind of stuff on their days off. I'm cool with that.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 07:57 PM (L8JfA)

171
doobie bros?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 08, 2018 07:57 PM (CY+j4)

172
I think you're right Gref. Its all about the polelitists in those cities hamming it up, the taxpayers get the shaft.
and I can't wait for a black player to raise his fist for the anthem forgetting he is wearing a white glove.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 08, 2018 07:57 PM (r+sAi)

173
Unfortunately there are far too many fan boy retards out there who if an player came to their home, raped their wife, killed his kids and burned his home to the ground the fan boy would be in his jersey cheering him on.

"Wow! He came to MY house!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2018 07:57 PM (LsBY9)

174 isn't there a song Jesus Was Just Alright With Me?

Doobie Brothers

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 07:57 PM (rzeBH)

175 ''Now some players say they're going to stand on the sidelines with one fist raised during the Anthem. ''

Well ok you little toddlers, have your hissy fits.

Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2018 07:57 PM (jm1YL)

176 As I pointed out last night, we are watching the Canadians. NORAD isn't just for the Russians. They better watch their step, I'm telling you.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:57 PM (md3fh)

177
I can't wait for a black player to raise his fist for the anthem forgetting he is wearing a white glove.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Doin' the moonwalk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 07:58 PM (IqV8l)

178 OMG Tuck has this libtard twerp on again.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2018 07:58 PM (e7oj4)

179 140
WASHINGTON (AP) - Members of the Congressional Black Caucus are calling for decriminalizing marijuana use. The group wants the federal government to get out of the prohibition business when it comes to the drug, a position it says is supported by an overwhelming majority of the 48-member caucus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

I can't say I disagree with them there. The Constitution doesn't give the Federal government the power to police marijuana. At least the alcohol prohibitionists went about it the right way, with a Constitutional amendment. And we saw how well that worked.

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

180 \\Were the doobie bros. really brothers?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 08, 2018 07:58 PM (CY+j4)

181 The only thing BINO is good for is playing power bottom on an egg mcmuffin.

Posted by: Max Power at June 08, 2018 07:58 PM (q177U)

182 Now some players say they're going to stand on the sidelines with one fist raised during the Anthem.
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Yes, the brothers of Liberation Theology lead by the SJW enamoring the FSA. Leaders of the world.

Posted by: gNewt at June 08, 2018 07:58 PM (Xrson)

183 Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

Exports of Celine Dion and Justin Bieber prohibited

---

No joke, I heard on the news a few days ago that Mexico's response to Trump finally doing something about the illegal Chinese steel going to build all those *cough* American *cough* cars in Mexico and Canada (turns out NAFTA was a bigger f*ck you to American workers than we initially thought) is to implement a tariff on pork imports.

Pork tariffs. For the ones able to buy meat. It could cost us literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in lost pork exports.

No sh*t. We're talking cars, they're talking carnitas.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 07:58 PM (vDapD)

184 Unfortunately there are far too many fan boy retards out there who if an player came to their home, raped their wife, killed his kids and burned his home to the ground the fan boy would be in his jersey cheering him on

Can I get a jersey with a matching set of boat shoes?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 08, 2018 07:59 PM (pDU3G)

185 Consider this rube edumacated.

FIFY

Posted by: W at June 08, 2018 07:59 PM (brIR5)

186 I'm pretty sure that is gonna go down even worse. It is a very defiant gesture, with a loaded history. Maybe they could do this kind of stuff on their days off. I'm cool with that.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 07:57 PM (L8JfA)

Roseanne tweeted on her day off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:59 PM (cazcv)

187 >>>Doobie Brothers<<<
Saw them last night with Steely Dan. Great show.

Posted by: Fritz at June 08, 2018 08:00 PM (J7XgW)

188 Now some players say they're going to stand on the sidelines with one fist raised during the Anthem.

---

Just like they do in Wakanda!

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:00 PM (vDapD)

189 Woah oh oh, China Grove!

Posted by: Doobie Brothers at June 08, 2018 08:00 PM (pDU3G)

190 Those pork tacos are gonna take a toll on American farmers. OMG, we're going to be royally fucked by the Mexicano beaners. And wait until those Moose fuckers up north get geared up and stop selling us their lumber. Why, it's economic disaster. OMG OMG OMG!

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:00 PM (md3fh)

191 Now some players say they're going to stand on the sidelines with one fist raised during the Anthem.

"OK, hands up, who wants to be back in the ghetto and EBT? Oh, you, you, you, and you? OK, adios. Go turn your lives around."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:01 PM (cazcv)

192 Bertram Cabot, Jr.: "The lawmakers say black communities have been disproportionately 'policed and convicted for drug offenses.'"

I thought it was bad the White Devil was responsible for poisoning Black communities with addictives. Now the "leadership" wants to keep The Law and the laws out... to help?

Dunno, but that seems pretty submoronic to me.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 08, 2018 08:01 PM (H8S+R)

193
164
Jesus was an OK kid. Too bad what happened to him. He had promise.

He was turning our lives around.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 07:55 PM (IqV8l)

Jesus is currently playing for the Milwaukee Brewers, and man oh man are the Brewers having themselves a year.

And, for the record, yes, Jesus can hit a curveball.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)

194 Were the doobie bros. really brothers?
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Well, we certainly were.

Posted by: The Furry Freak Brothers at June 08, 2018 08:01 PM (8zttw)

195
I'd eat a few extra carnitas if it helps the pork industry.

(No, that is not a line Watkins said to Wolfe.)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 08, 2018 08:01 PM (r+sAi)

196 190 Those pork tacos are gonna take a toll on American farmers. OMG, we're going to be royally fucked by the Mexicano beaners. And wait until those Moose fuckers up north get geared up and stop selling us their lumber. Why, it's economic disaster. OMG OMG OMG!
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:00 PM (md3fh)

Yeah, because we don't have pork or lumber. What are we gonna do?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:02 PM (cazcv)

197 The only thing BINO is good for is playing power bottom on an egg mcmuffin.

.......

It's hard to see where a rehydrated cut of country ham would not actually improve upon even that mundane usage.

Possible BINO application? Topping on a $2.99 frozen Tombstone pizza or perhaps filler in a can of discounted cat food.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2018 08:02 PM (B6+JK)

198 Well, anyone can hit a curveball if they are the Son of God. Heck, I bet even I could do that... I spitball your curveball.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:02 PM (md3fh)

199 Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

==

No more Mr. Nice Person!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 08, 2018 08:02 PM (hMwEB)

200 There is, however, a potential stumbling block, and it's the same one that cost North Carolina the chance to host the 2017 NBA All-Star Game and NCAA tournament games.

These sports want to go all SJW I say let them. But not half assed. Every player, owner and league commissioner has to be sodomized to show their full support for the LGBLT(hold the mayo)UVWXZ

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:03 PM (SiINZ)

201 Well, we certainly were.

Posted by: The Furry Freak Brothers at June 08, 2018 08:01 PM (8zttw)

And they were FAB-U-LOUS.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2018 08:03 PM (7UW64)

202 Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

Justin: the tail don't wag the dog.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:03 PM (cazcv)

203 I will sorely miss my Canadian products.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:03 PM (+lOpA)

204 Now we're in for it. Canada, a nation of one tenth the size of the US whose major exports are timber and Moose Piss Beer, is threatening us. Ohh, so scared I am!

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:04 PM (md3fh)

205 203 I will sorely miss my Canadian products.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:03 PM (+lOpA)

About the only thing I can think of that we imported from Canada was that scrunty broad who was badmouthing Ivanka.

I guess they can have her back.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2018 08:04 PM (7UW64)

206 140
WASHINGTON (AP) - Members of the Congressional Black Caucus are calling for decriminalizing marijuana use. The group wants the federal government to get out of the prohibition business when it comes to the drug, a position it says is supported by an overwhelming majority of the 48-member caucus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

Next they'll want to decriminalize drive-bys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (cazcv)

207 Georgia county official takes oath of office on Malcolm X biography. Including the Black power fist in the air.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y73kpdgv

Posted by: X-ray at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (XJzYB)

208
Oh, damn! No more poutine at the store!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (LsBY9)

209 207 Georgia county official takes oath of office on Malcolm X biography. Including the Black power fist in the air.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y73kpdgv

Posted by: X-ray at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (XJzYB)

Not sure if she is aware that ol' Malcolm had a thing for the butt stuff.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (7UW64)

210 Blame Canada! (South Park Movie reference)

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (md3fh)

211 Roseanne tweeted on her day off.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:59 PM (cazcv)

Don't confuse me.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (L8JfA)

212
Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

Does this mean I can't watch SCTV on line any more?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (SiINZ)

213 So Tim Hortons is going to pull out of the US?

That won't affect me, as there isn't one nearby and I've never been.

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

214 >>Now some players say they're going to stand on the sidelines with one fist raised during the Anthem.

Pyrrhic victory, guys.
Enjoy it while it sizzles!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 08:06 PM (W+vEI)

215 I must tell all my Moron friends here...you will take my Dumb and Dumber VHS tape from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:06 PM (+lOpA)

216 Seriously, though, $1.5B in pork exported to Mexico, $341B in cars and car parts imported here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:06 PM (vDapD)

217
*rushes to grocery store*

Gotta stock up on Canadian bacon before the hoarders and profiteers get all of it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 08:06 PM (8zttw)

218 I thought we got a lot of oil through Canada?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2018 08:07 PM (G8hDY)

219 There are a few Canadians I wish they would take back if there is a trade war going on.

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2018 08:07 PM (pHfeF)

220 Georgia county official takes oath of office on Malcolm X biography. Including the Black power fist in the air.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y73kpdgv
Posted by: X-ray at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (XJzYB)

I'm surprised it wasn't an Obama book.

Also, depressing.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 08:07 PM (L8JfA)

221 Georgia county official takes oath of office on Malcolm X biography. Including the Black power fist in the air.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y73kpdgv
Posted by: X-ray at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (XJzYB)

She looks like a reject from a blaxplotation movie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)

222 Seriously, I tried to think of something I use that is made in Canada. Nope, nothing. Nada. Zip. Trump is in the position of the honey badger noticing a nice tasty hive full of honey.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:07 PM (md3fh)

223 ''Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US ''

As PDT chuckles whilst sipping another Diet Coke and tapping out another masterful tweet.

Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2018 08:08 PM (jm1YL)

224 207 Georgia county official takes oath of office on Malcolm X biography. Including the Black power fist in the air.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y73kpdgv
Posted by: X-ray at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (XJzYB)

She regards Malcolm X as a religious figure? That's good to know.

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

225 OT: I just learned there's a t.v. series coming up about crazy Crowleyite rocket engineer Jack Parsons! It's called "Strange Angel" and it's produced by Ridley Scott. Hey, at least it's keeping him from making more Aliens abominations.

Parsons is the guy who would chant a Hymn to Pan prior to a rocket launch. Cofounder of JPL and Thelemite occultist.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2018 08:08 PM (JxMDl)

226 Tim Horton? Any relation to Horton the Elephant?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:08 PM (md3fh)

227 And Canadian whisky?

Good Lord, don't get me started. Flavorless blended whisky suitable only for soycoholics and frat boys chugging shooters on daddy's credit card.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2018 08:09 PM (B6+JK)

228 I don't know what I'll do if canadian bacon prices increase by 15%. I guess I'll just buy ham.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:09 PM (vDapD)

229 192 Bertram Cabot, Jr.: "The lawmakers say black communities have been disproportionately 'policed and convicted for drug offenses.'"

I thought it was bad the White Devil was responsible for poisoning Black communities with addictives. Now the "leadership" wants to keep The Law and the laws out... to help?

Dunno, but that seems pretty submoronic to me.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 08, 2018 08:01 PM (H8S+R)

Black communities have also been disproportionately convicted for murder of blacks.

Applying their logic, should we legalize murder of blacks?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:09 PM (cazcv)

230 Horton hears a Who Gives a Fuck.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:09 PM (+lOpA)

231 Wait!!! Is this going to affect my Maple syrup supply???

Posted by: lin-duh at June 08, 2018 08:09 PM (kufk0)

232 224 207 Georgia county official takes oath of office on Malcolm X biography. Including the Black power fist in the air.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y73kpdgv
Posted by: X-ray at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (XJzYB)

She regards Malcolm X as a religious figure? That's good to know.
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

She's gonna work out fine, just fine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:10 PM (cazcv)

233 Tim Horton? Any relation to Horton the Elephant?
Posted by: Ruthless
------
Who?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 08:10 PM (8zttw)

234 Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

Aaaahh, people. There are Canucks on this site. Ixnay about the ansplay.

What are we going to do without our hat?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 08, 2018 08:10 PM (T71PA)

235 The restaurants and hotels at the Canada side of Niagara Falls have some gorgeous women working there. It's almost like they do it on purpose because people like attractive women or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:11 PM (vDapD)

236 She regards Malcolm X as a religious figure? That's good to know.
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

She knows he was murdered by ... blacks, right? Right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:11 PM (cazcv)

237 Oh, Jeesh! Canadian whiskey ist mort? *looks at glass* Oh, nevermind. Scotch. Carry on. Just don't piss off the Scots.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:11 PM (md3fh)

238 Maybe this is how Mexico is gonna pay for that wall.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 08:11 PM (L8JfA)

239 She's gonna work out fine, just fine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:10 PM (cazcv)

She seems nice.

Wonder what's living in that hairdo.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2018 08:11 PM (7UW64)

240 Trump going against Treadau is like a gnat taking on Godzilla.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:28 PM (md3fh)

Trudeau has one ace up his sleeve. If needed he can call on Zap Rowsdower.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:11 PM (SiINZ)

241 234. The good Leafs can be hiwis, interpreters, and guides.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

242 If this moronic asshat on Tucker's show actually becomes Lt. Gov. of New York, I'll eat my hat, but first I'll kill myself.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (e7oj4)

243 Wait!!! Is this going to affect my Maple syrup supply???
Posted by: lin-duh
---------

See 217

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (8zttw)

244 >>>231 Wait!!! Is this going to affect my Maple syrup supply???

Vermont can start carrying its weight.

Posted by: Doobie Brothers at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (pDU3G)

245 225 OT: I just learned there's a t.v. series coming up about crazy Crowleyite rocket engineer Jack Parsons! It's called "Strange Angel" and it's produced by Ridley Scott. Hey, at least it's keeping him from making more Aliens abominations.

Parsons is the guy who would chant a Hymn to Pan prior to a rocket launch. Cofounder of JPL and Thelemite occultist.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2018 08:08 PM (JxMDl)

I was a happier person before I learned about him. Geez.

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

246 Aaaahh, people. There are Canucks on this site. Ixnay about the ansplay.

Our Canadian friends are awesome but what is ansplay?

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (+lOpA)

247 Oh crap, are Trailer Park Boys imports going to become more expensive? That could cost our nation hundreds of dollars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (vDapD)

248 Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

Aaaahh, people. There are Canucks on this site. Ixnay about the ansplay.

It's no offense intended to them. It's an application of reality therapy to Trudeau.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (cazcv)

249 Good Lord, don't get me started. Flavorless blended whisky suitable only
for soycoholics and frat boys chugging shooters on daddy's credit card.

*spit take*

... the fuck ?

Posted by: Don Draper pouring his mid-morning CC at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (RhmSP)

250 I will sorely miss my Canadian products.

Bye-bye Blue Jays.

Posted by: The AL East at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (3C9q2)

251 Hey everybody.

Saw some clips on TV today of this show on Discovery called "Naked and Afraid." Looked to me like it should be called The Naked and the Oughta-Be-Dead...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2018 08:13 PM (eMKNe)

252 Aunt Jemima will provide all the maple (flavored) syrup you need. Good for strong teeth and bones.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:13 PM (md3fh)

253 135
Probably told parables that were funnier than we think.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2018 07:49 PM (LsBY9)

You had to be there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 07:50 PM (cazcv)
I wadnt . That's why i was asking. I bet he signed autographs till his hands bled, suffring the little children.

Kidding aside, I was in a day care center, fixing stuff. Little girl staggered over and hugged my leg. Brown braids and big brown eyes said Bye-bye. Industrial strength cuteness. So discombobulated couldnt say a thing. Then, later another sweet cutie hugged me and said bye bye man, I said Bye bye yourself, I will miss you. She giggled and said "You will?"
Everyday of my life. She giggled and ran off. Sweeter than a five pound bag of sugar. You couldn't slap the smile off my face.

Posted by: red clay at June 08, 2018 08:13 PM (nVN5G)

254 F****** pop-up ad is covering the title. And of course if you go to the X to close it it takes you to The Advertiser site.

Posted by: Fen at June 08, 2018 08:14 PM (jvzoR)

255 230 Horton hears a Who Gives a Fuck.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:09 PM (+lOpA)

Plane lands ... and this is the first post I see.

About sums it up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 08:14 PM (vUGmb)

256 >>> are calling for decriminalizing marijuana use.

In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell, and all states are California.

Posted by: wooga, Demolition Man at June 08, 2018 08:14 PM (pDU3G)

257 Aaaahh, people. There are Canucks on this site. Ixnay about the ansplay.

--

It's no offense intended to them. It's an application of reality therapy to Trudeau.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (cazcv)

---

Yeah, they were here when Obama was being the smartest black president ever. They know how this works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:14 PM (vDapD)

258 Oh noes! My overpriced Canadian real maple syrup is going away! CURSE YOU TRUDEAU!!!!!!!!1!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2018 08:14 PM (eMKNe)

259 I doubt that any Canucks on this site are big Trudeau fans. Amirite?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:14 PM (md3fh)

260 Our Canadian friends are awesome but what is ansplay?
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (+lOpA)

Don't you speak pig latin? Ansplay = plans. Don't tell anybody.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 08, 2018 08:15 PM (T71PA)

261 Overnite radio guys are screaming that the tariffs have already cost pork producers 1/2 a billion and that the tariffs haven't kicked in yet

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 08:15 PM (q9Pb9)

262 I will McSorley miss my Canadian products.

(only a 90's Kings fan will get that)

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:15 PM (+lOpA)

263 >>>Our Canadian friends are awesome but what is ansplay?

About $40 in Montreal.

Posted by: wooga at June 08, 2018 08:15 PM (pDU3G)

264 260. The rake is in the shed. Repeat: The rake is in the shed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:15 PM (fA1SL)

265 Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

Be nice or you'll never see the Stanley Cup again...oh, wait. That's already happening.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 08, 2018 08:16 PM (O5Q3r)

266 Saw some clips on TV today of this show on Discovery called "Naked and Afraid." Looked to me like it should be called The Naked and the Oughta-Be-Dead...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2018 08:13 PM (eMKNe)

Shoulda been called "Naked, Because We Wanted You Horndogs to Watch This Dreck, Because We're Circling the Fucking Drain and Are Desperate To Save Our Phony Baloney Jobs."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:16 PM (cazcv)

267 Don't you speak pig latin? Ansplay = plans. Don't tell anybody.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 08, 2018 08:15 PM (T71PA)

Your secret is safe with eemay!

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:16 PM (+lOpA)

268 Overnite radio guys are screaming that the tariffs
have already cost pork producers 1/2 a billion and that the tariffs
haven't kicked in yet

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 08:15 PM (q9Pb9)

---

They only export a bit over $100M each month. Math, how do it work?

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:16 PM (vDapD)

269 I will say that Barry Melrose is perhaps the only stomachable commentator on ESPN.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2018 08:16 PM (B6+JK)

270 261 Overnite radio guys are screaming that the tariffs have already cost pork producers 1/2 a billion and that the tariffs haven't kicked in yet

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 08:15 PM (q9Pb9)

Their own fault.

FIRST you bone them, THEN you roll them.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 08:17 PM (vUGmb)

271 The pork industry in the US has been taken over by the ChiComs, so come on Canada, bring it on!

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:17 PM (md3fh)

272 Yeah, they were here when Obama was being the smartest black president ever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:14 PM (vDapD)

Well, he was. He was also the dumbest. He was the most athletic. He was also the least athletic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:18 PM (cazcv)

273 Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

==

will he order Samantha Bee back to base?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 08, 2018 08:18 PM (hMwEB)

274 I just read there is a Game of Thrones spin-off. Plus, there may be 4 more after that.

I don't know why I did not see that coming. I should have seen it.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 08:18 PM (L8JfA)

275 Overnite radio guys are screaming that the tariffs
have already cost pork producers 1/2 a billion and that the tariffs
haven't kicked in yet

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 08:15 PM (q9Pb9)

"American" Muslims cheer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:18 PM (cazcv)

276 I doubt that any Canucks on this site are big Trudeau fans. Amirite?

There were some who referred to Maggie's little boy as Turdoo.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 08, 2018 08:19 PM (3C9q2)

277 The pork industry in the US has been taken over by the ChiComs, so come on Canada, bring it on!

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:17 PM (md3fh)

----

Ha. I forgot about that.

We'll show you, America!

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:19 PM (vDapD)

278 This Just In: Gordon Lightfoot cancels plans for US tour

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

279 273 Canadian PM Trudeau declares trade war against US

I declare I'd like to shag his wife rotten.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (vUGmb)

280 Overnite radio guys are screaming that the tariffs
have already cost pork producers 1/2 a billion and that the tariffs
haven't kicked in yet

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 08:15 PM (q9Pb9)

Clearly it is our patriotic American duty to make up the lost demand.
EAT MOAR BACON!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (hMwEB)

281 277 The pork industry in the US has been taken over by the ChiComs, so come on Canada, bring it on!

Is that why pork is so rubbery and tasteless?

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (+lOpA)

282 Lots of building products come from Canada, especially wood and wood base .

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (pHfeF)

283 " Who pulls their strings? Soros? The DNC? The Russians? Communist Party USA? Or are they just so stupid they don't even know they are tools?
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:48 PM (md3fh)"

Yes, or brainwashed into stupidity, if there's a difference.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (GNCPT)

284 Overnite radio guys are screaming that the tariffs
have already cost pork producers 1/2 a billion and that the tariffs
haven't kicked in yet

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 08:15 PM (q9Pb9)
====
Yeah Redeye Radio guys, I just lie there & laugh that they think they know more about the Economy that Trump & Wilbur Ross

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (y3aQB)

285 246
Aaaahh, people. There are Canucks on this site. Ixnay about the ansplay.

Our Canadian friends are awesome but what is ansplay?

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (+lOpA)

Stop talking about Operation Leafblower!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (0QYMt)

286 232 224 207 Georgia county official takes oath of office on Malcolm X biography. Including the Black power fist in the air.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y73kpdgv
Posted by: X-ray at June 08, 2018 08:05 PM (XJzYB)

She regards Malcolm X as a religious figure? That's good to know.
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

She's gonna work out fine, just fine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:10 PM (cazcv)

Athens, GA doing its best "hold my beer" impression to keep up with Madison WI, Boulder CO, and Austin TX. Berkeley is forever in 1st place.

There are solid reasons why people don't live in Athens-Clarke County, and it isn't only that the school systems are garbage.

Posted by: Pickles at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (O6j88)

287 You eat a pound of bacon these days and you're hungry again in an hour. It is a mystery.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:21 PM (md3fh)

288 " Who pulls their strings? Soros? The DNC? The Russians? Communist Party USA? Or are they just so stupid they don't even know they are tools?
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 07:48 PM (md3fh)"

Yes, or brainwashed into stupidity, if there's a difference.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (GNCPT)

Judging by academic performance ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:21 PM (cazcv)

289 Is that why pork is so rubbery and tasteless?

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (+lOpA)

---

Turns out it's actually cats they find in the alley behind the shopping center.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:21 PM (vDapD)

290 Is that why pork is so rubbery and tasteless?

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (+lOpA)

.....

I've tasted that flavor in Asian meat products before.

I can't seem to place it....

Posted by: Barky Obama at June 08, 2018 08:21 PM (B6+JK)

291 Ruthless, can you point me to more info on this?

These guys are not leftist by any stretch but they are really skreechy about this.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 08:22 PM (q9Pb9)

292 Our Canadian friends are awesome but what is ansplay?
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:12 PM (+lOpA)

Don't you speak pig latin? Ansplay = plans. Don't tell anybody.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 08, 2018 08:15 PM (T71PA)

Plans? We got plans...I mean ansplays?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:22 PM (SiINZ)

293 Athens, GA doing its best "hold my beer" impression to keep up with Madison WI, Boulder CO, and Austin TX. Berkeley is forever in 1st place.

There are solid reasons why people don't live in Athens-Clarke County, and it isn't only that the school systems are garbage.
Posted by: Pickles at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (O6j8

Shit.

I've been there, and it seemed like a nice college town with a 50s kind of vibe.

Is there nowhere the leftists haven't contaminated? I saw that as an aspiring ex-Californian.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:22 PM (cazcv)

294 Stop talking about Operation Leafblower!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (0QYMt)

Cayate cabron!

Posted by: Juan the gardener at June 08, 2018 08:23 PM (T71PA)

295 LMAO Tuck schooling former 0bama toady.

Is Russia more a threat to the USA than Mexico?

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2018 08:23 PM (e7oj4)

296 "There are solid reasons why people don't live in Athens-Clarke County, and it isn't only that the school systems are garbage.
Posted by: Pickles at June 08, 2018 08:20 PM (O6j8

"

Weird how those things seem to always go together, innit ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 08, 2018 08:23 PM (GNCPT)

297 Who did the press blow to get this story?

Hmmmmm?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2018 08:23 PM (Sezw/)

298 Does this mean that Canada will bring home Sam Bee, Jim Carey, and any other America-hating thespian Canadian exports?

Because I think that could sway a lot of people into not fearing the trade war with Canada.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2018 08:23 PM (W+vEI)

299 ChiComs bought Smithfield, largest marketer of US pork. China is the largest producer, and consumer, of pork in the world. Probably also have bought large pork farms. It is a staple of the Chinese diet.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:23 PM (md3fh)

300 Justin Wilson>Justin Trudeau

Cooks better too

Posted by: Miklos on the bayou, cher at June 08, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

301 LMAO, Tucker brings up Ovechkin-Putin ties.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2018 08:24 PM (e7oj4)

302 299 ChiComs bought Smithfield, largest marketer of US pork. China is the largest producer, and consumer, of pork in the world. Probably also have bought large pork farms. It is a staple of the Chinese diet.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:23 PM (md3fh)

They haven't bought the SPCA too, have they?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:24 PM (cazcv)

303 Georgia county official takes oath of office on Malcolm X biography. Including the Black power fist in the air.

Pay her with Newports and grape sodas.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 08, 2018 08:24 PM (O5Q3r)

304 Cat belly futures are going through the ceiling.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:24 PM (md3fh)

305 299. Yep.
Pork : Celestials : Beef: Westerners.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

306 internet tough guy, you know exactly who they are.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 08:25 PM (q9Pb9)

307 The first rule of ansplay is not to talk about ansply.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 08:25 PM (L8JfA)

308 Shit.

I've been there, and it seemed like a nice college town with a 50s kind of vibe.

Is there nowhere the leftists haven't contaminated? I saw that as an aspiring ex-Californian.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:22 PM (cazcv

It's still amazing. Just don't live in that county.

Posted by: Pickles at June 08, 2018 08:25 PM (O6j88)

309 299
China is the largest producer, and consumer, of pork in the world.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:23 PM (md3fh)

That must piss off the Muslims no end.

Good.

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

310 I've said my piece about how I hate the politicization of All The Things before, no, it's true! And guess what?

I. Lost.

I lost. I lost bigly.

So this is the pathetic, cramped, tiny, soul crushing world in which we must live until a stake is driven through the heart of this notion that all we are is political beings.

Okie dokie. I can play that game too. Hell, I already am playing that game. Whenever I get sci fi book recommendations from Amazon, the first thing I do is check to see if it's a recent (post 2010 or so) Hugo nominee. If so? Nope. Not buying it.

Gah. I loathe this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 08, 2018 08:25 PM (dEQP3)

311 They haven't bought the SPCA too, have they?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:24 PM (cazcv)

They wanted the SPLC, but Soros wasn't selling.

Posted by: Miklos, trying to get on a hate list at June 08, 2018 08:25 PM (zCyNd)

312 I love cat bellies.

They want you to pet em. Then bam!

They pounce.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:26 PM (+lOpA)

313 Undercover sock off

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 08, 2018 08:26 PM (T71PA)

314 301 LMAO, Tucker brings up Ovechkin-Putin ties.

......

Oh sure, Trump will invite Russians to the White House for a victory celebration.

Posted by: The Left at June 08, 2018 08:26 PM (B6+JK)

315 When the Left starts complaining about the "politicization of everything" you know they sincerely believe the tide has turned against them.

This is the beginning. They are now kicking against it. And this is what happens when you take on Trump. He methodically lines up the pieces against you and then sits still. Patiently. Like an alligator.

Remember when he said if you voted for him, he would be the voice of the "forgotten man"? Well he is. Every single day. And it's driving the Left crazy because they really thought they had the brass ring. And maybe they did at that.

But they are wrong again. It's not the tide that has turned against them. It's a fucking tsunami. Sit back and enjoy the carnage.

Posted by: Mega at June 08, 2018 08:27 PM (rv0Fo)

316 310. Adopt my attitude. More in sorrow than in anger. In fewer than five years, they've made me go from removal-curious to full-on deffskwadz supporter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:27 PM (fA1SL)

317 Gah. I loathe this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 08, 2018 08:25 PM (dEQP3)

It sucks.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:27 PM (+lOpA)

318 Life is good. Got a call from a good friend who moved to Denver and doggeh lying at my feet.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2018 08:28 PM (LBSeG)

319 312 I love cat bellies.

They want you to pet em. Then bam!

They pounce.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:26 PM (+lOpA)

Yeah, I used to play with my neighbor's cat Chloe like that. She was so adorable I didn't notice the blood, mostly.

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

320
Frickin' wonderful.

I'm here in Boston with the family. Just in time for a Pride Festival.

FML

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2018 08:28 PM (NmXoG)

321 I'm guessing lots and lots of those "Canadian" wood imports are from China.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:28 PM (vDapD)

322 @3

Of course it is but the left takes scattered principles and inconsistent rules to a new height.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 08, 2018 08:29 PM (UfMVm)

323 Infidel! How's it going? Glad life is good for you.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:29 PM (md3fh)

324 Our Canadian freinds are only sending comments across the border, not much in a trade war.

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2018 08:29 PM (pHfeF)

325 Okie dokie. I can play that game too. Hell, I already am playing that game. Whenever I get sci fi book recommendations from Amazon, the first thing I do is check to see if it's a recent (post 2010 or so) Hugo nominee. If so? Nope. Not buying it.

Gah. I loathe this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 08, 2018 08:25 PM (dEQP3)

It's the way I vote, too. I don't bother reading candidates' statements, or the legislative analyst's crap about each proposition.

I look at who endorses them. If it's the "Working Mothers for Peace, Justice, and Bread," or Kevin de Wetback, Tom Steyer, etc., I know which way to vote.

Saves a lot of time. My wife thought I was kidding when I said this, but now she's not laughing, and does the same thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:30 PM (cazcv)

326 BitterClinger: ever seen this midday show on ESPN called "Highly Questionable"???

Whenever I go to Mustards for some chili dogs during the week, it's on the HD big screen there.

I admit it looks funny, and doesn't sound like they're talking politics...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2018 08:30 PM (eMKNe)

327 They wanted the SPLC, but Soros wasn't selling.
Posted by: Miklos, trying to get on a hate list at June 08, 2018 08:25 PM (zCyNd)

The Clooneys are part owners too.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 08:31 PM (L8JfA)

328 303
Georgia county official takes oath of office on Malcolm X biography. Including the Black power fist in the air.

Pay her with Newports and grape sodas.

Posted by: tu3031

Was Fear of a Black Planet playing in the background? I do hope a Black Nationalist Flag was there. I mean, if your going to go all Black Power, don't fuck around, go all in! I'm guessing this county in GA has a high crime rate, high unemployment? Just asking questions.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2018 08:31 PM (pY+s4)

329 It sucks.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:27 PM (+lOpA)

It both sucks and blows and not in the happy fun way.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 08, 2018 08:32 PM (dEQP3)

330 NFL? What's the NFL?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at June 08, 2018 08:32 PM (3HNOQ)

331 I'm here in Boston with the family. Just in time for a Pride Festival.

FML
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2018 08:28 PM (NmXoG)

The Padres had a "Pride Night" (who wouldn't be proud of getting porked in the butt?), that offered an opportunity for attendees to "network."

Pro tip: lay off the beer, and stay out of the mens' rooms that night.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:32 PM (cazcv)

332 If you Google Earth New Brunswick you will see massive logging.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:32 PM (+lOpA)

333 Hi Ruthless. Parts are good parts are bad. That's life. Dad getting worse, but Imma finish painting patio furniture and grill some ribs this wknd. Dog sitting. How are you?

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2018 08:32 PM (LBSeG)

334 http://bit.ly/2y2JV7c
=====
Rosie Memos on Twitter: "WOLFE leaks of classified information provided to the SSCI by Executive Branch

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 08:32 PM (y3aQB)

335 Get Miklos to help me rework this chart-topping toe-tapper from the good old days. Substitute 'Ottawa' or whatever the hell it is for Sarajevo.

https://youtu.be/JaEWJVWiWMQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:32 PM (fA1SL)

336 "Half of the country is broken and in the middle of a nervous breakdown, and they can't understand why the rest of us are sick of hearing their endless conniptions."
Bullseye! Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted by: Born Free at June 08, 2018 08:33 PM (ugGy+)

337 I look at who endorses them. If it's the "Working
Mothers for Peace, Justice, and Bread," or Kevin de Wetback, Tom Steyer,
etc., I know which way to vote.

Saves a lot of time. My wife thought I was kidding when I said this, but now she's not laughing, and does the same thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:30 PM (cazcv)

---

Yep. Turns out local elections are super easy this way, too. If I see a car with a RESIST bumpersticker next to a "Mary Martin for school board!" sticker, I know one candidate I can immediately cross off my list.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:33 PM (vDapD)

338 The press is the enemy of the people.
It may have always been the enemy of the people - nothing more than a vehicle for the ego of editors, publishers and their lackeys.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 08, 2018 08:33 PM (xJa6I)

339 Until the Canadians can reclaim the Stanley Cup, they deserve 2nd world status.

Posted by: Fritz at June 08, 2018 08:33 PM (J7XgW)

340 320
Frickin' wonderful.

I'm here in Boston with the family. Just in time for a Pride Festival.

FML
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2018 08:28 PM (NmXoG)

Look at the glass as half full. Maybe do some shopping. I bet Men's pants are half off all over town.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 08, 2018 08:34 PM (jp0Bv)

341 In fewer than five years, they've made me go from removal-curious to full-on deffskwadz supporter.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:27 PM (fA1SL)

I used to wonder how South America came to that point.

I don't anymore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:34 PM (cazcv)

342 If you Google Earth New Brunswick you will see massive logging.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:32 PM (+lOpA)

Low hanging fruit. I am too much of a gentleman to run with this.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 08, 2018 08:34 PM (T71PA)

343 BitterClinger: ever seen this midday show on ESPN called "Highly Questionable"???

Whenever I go to Mustards for some chili dogs during the week, it's on the HD big screen there.

I admit it looks funny, and doesn't sound like they're talking politics...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2018 08:30 PM (eMKNe)

.....

Actually it usually is quite funny.

The host, Dan Libtard (actually Le Batard) who's father is the old man (Poppy), has his own show which is just laden with thick layer after thick layer of liberalism.

But on that show they keep it light and funny.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2018 08:35 PM (B6+JK)

344 We have a pretty good idea what John and Moses carry, but what would Jesus carry?

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2018 08:35 PM (zLDYs)

345 Just in time for a Pride Festival.

AKA Hahvahd Commencement.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 08, 2018 08:35 PM (3C9q2)

346 332 If you Google Earth New Brunswick you will see massive logging.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:32 PM (+lOpA)

Phrasing!

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 08, 2018 08:35 PM (O6j88)

347 I point to the Arizona Cardinals and the State of Arizona. To be "allowed" to have the Cardinals move from St. Louis to Phoenix, the state of Arizona had to adopt Martin Luther King Day as a state holiday.

Not that there is anything wrong with that---except for the fact that if the NFL gun hadn't been pointed at the Arizona legislature's head, there wouldn't be a state holiday for Martin Luther King.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 08, 2018 08:35 PM (Sda6L)

348 Infidel, I am great. Still planning the camping trip to the Kebler Pass area next week. Good time to get to the high country as it's touching three digits here.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:35 PM (md3fh)

349 These sports want to go all SJW I say let them. But not half assed.
Every player, owner and league commissioner has to be sodomized to show
their full support for the LGBLT(hold the mayo)UVWXZ
-----
It's Fag Night at the Jays-Orioles game tonight.

I notice attendance looks less than normal; no kids, although I can't tell if their parents are still at the game; next to no one wearing the fagged-up rainbow hats they were giving away for free; and in the right-field foul line bleachers, there's a group of assholes mockingly dressed as Catholic clergy. Gee, I wonder if I'd be allowed to take a seat at the Rogers Centre dressed in a Klansman's outfit?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2018 08:36 PM (Evws/)

350 341. Yep. And just think - we're just starting down that road

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:36 PM (fA1SL)

351 The Padres had a "Pride Night" (who wouldn't be proud of getting porked in the butt?), that offered an opportunity for attendees to "network."

I'm sure that really helped attendance.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ)

352 Half of the country is broken and in the middle of a nervous breakdown, and they can't understand why the rest of us are sick of hearing their endless conniptions."
Bullseye! Truer words have never been spoken.
Posted by: Born Free at June 08, 2018 08:33 PM (ugGy+)

I lmao at that opening sentence. I just didn't know nervous breakdowns could on on forever.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 08, 2018 08:36 PM (L8JfA)

353 http://bit.ly/2JuKPdR
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Iran Admits To Facilitating 9/11 Terror Attacks
=====
Gonna need a bigger bowl of Popcorn

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 08, 2018 08:36 PM (y3aQB)

354 This Johann Hari cat on Tucker's show speak truth.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2018 08:36 PM (e7oj4)

355 >>> We have a pretty good idea what John and Moses carry, but what would Jesus carry?

He improvises. Think overturned tables and whips.

Posted by: fluffy at June 08, 2018 08:37 PM (cHbmY)

356 Trump you magnificent bastard! You've told the NFL kneelers to identify people who have been unjustly imprisoned (which is what the kneeling purports to be abouit) and if the case is made, he'll pardon the prisoners.

He's set it up so those guys will have either put up or shut up.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 08, 2018 08:37 PM (Sda6L)

357 Gee, I wonder if I'd be allowed to take a seat at the Rogers Centre dressed in a Klansman's outfit?

Just make sure to bring some of those "K" cards.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 08, 2018 08:38 PM (O5Q3r)

358 We have a pretty good idea what John and Moses carry, but what would Jesus carry?

He improvises. Think overturned tables and whips.
Posted by: fluffy at June 08, 2018 08:37 PM (cHbmY)

Think a two edged sword coming out of his mouth and laser eyes.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 08, 2018 08:38 PM (T71PA)

359 356 Trump you magnificent bastard! You've told the NFL kneelers to identify people who have been unjustly imprisoned (which is what the kneeling purports to be abouit) and if the case is made, he'll pardon the prisoners.

He's set it up so those guys will have either put up or shut up.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 08, 2018 08:37 PM (Sda6L)

Golden.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:38 PM (+lOpA)

360 It's Fag Night at the Jays-Orioles game tonight.

I notice attendance looks less than normal; no kids, although I can't tell if their parents are still at the game; next to no one wearing the fagged-up rainbow hats they were giving away for free; and in the right-field foul line bleachers, there's a group of assholes mockingly dressed as Catholic clergy. Gee, I wonder if I'd be allowed to take a seat at the Rogers Centre dressed in a Klansman's outfit?
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2018 08:36 PM (Evws/)

Are they going to give the virus a night by way of rebuttal (no pun intended)?

When was it exactly that society went all-in (sorry) on promoting perversion?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:38 PM (cazcv)

361 Professional football, baseball, basketball, etc. are circuses. Are patriotic ceremonies preceding these circuses are supposed to make them seem good?

Posted by: Bread & Circuses at June 08, 2018 08:38 PM (JjwF2)

362 This "Pride" stuff is typical strategy to turn everything 180 degrees. What should be "Shame" becomes Pride instead. Classic disinformation. Orwellian.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:38 PM (md3fh)

363 Yikes, Ruthless. Kidlet just sent me pics of the Air BNB they are staying at this wknd in Mesa Verde. Beautiful. Not much smoke from the DGO fires. Are you getting any?

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2018 08:39 PM (LBSeG)

364 This morning I was listening to Chris Stigall on the radio, and someone mentioned there will be a Dyke March in Philly tomorrow, and he was all like, "They're marching for flood control?"

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

365 342 If you Google Earth New Brunswick you will see massive logging.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:32 PM (+lOpA)

Low hanging fruit. I am too much of a gentleman to run with this.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 08, 2018 08:34 PM (T71PA)

Ironically foist on my own petard.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:39 PM (+lOpA)

366 No sign of smoke from fires here. Hope CO doesn't burn down next week when I am there.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:40 PM (md3fh)

367 Do they have Gay Sloth & Gay Wrath Nights, too?

Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2018 08:40 PM (ANIFC)

368 And in other news best selling fiction author Michael Wolff has a contract for a sequel to Fire Fury. We can't wait to see what new adventures await our intrepid Boswell of the Trumpian White House!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 08, 2018 08:40 PM (0QYMt)

369 I'm sure that really helped attendance.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ)

I didn't go. A buddy has season tickets. He was leery of the mens' rooms, but I'm not sure whether or not he went.

The Padres missed a great cross-marketing opportunity, however, by selling it as a baseball game cum (sorry) virology conference.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:41 PM (cazcv)

370 It's Fag Night at the Jays-Orioles game tonight.

I notice attendance looks less than normal; no kids, although I can't tell if their parents are still at the game; next to no one wearing the fagged-up rainbow hats they were giving away for free; and in the right-field foul line bleachers, there's a group of assholes mockingly dressed as Catholic clergy. Gee, I wonder if I'd be allowed to take a seat at the Rogers Centre dressed in a Klansman's outfit?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2018 08:36 PM (Evws/)

Nothing says family friendly entertainment like a bunch of preverts acting obnoxious. I wonder if the park would have Christian night? Nah..that would be considered hateful

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

371 Foist?

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)

372 Mark Andrew Edwards: "The press is the enemy of the people. It may have always been the enemy of the people - nothing more than a vehicle for the ego of editors, publishers and their lackeys."

That's why I laugh whenever I hear pretty much any of them say, "People are asking..." or, "People are wondering..." No they're not. YOU'RE asking/wondering. I've never encountered anyone else asking/wondering the things you "report" they are.

It's almost as bad as the "random" debate questions at community forums. No, they're real and not at all vetted/selected by the political hack known as a media producer.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 08, 2018 08:41 PM (H8S+R)

373 367. I saw Gay Sloth open for Wham! at the Universal Joint in '95.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:41 PM (fA1SL)

374 And I'm sure there are no blowjobs being given in the men's rooms either; and no charges to be laid if they were happening.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2018 08:41 PM (Evws/)

375 Do they have Gay Sloth Gay Wrath Nights, too?

Someday...a real rain will come

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 08, 2018 08:42 PM (O5Q3r)

376 Oh shit, it's X Files Night on Tucker.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2018 08:42 PM (e7oj4)

377 Do they have Gay Sloth & Gay Wrath Nights, too?

They come after Gay Gluttony Night.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 08, 2018 08:42 PM (3C9q2)

378 g'early evenin'. 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (KCxzN)

379 361 oops...2 many r's.

Posted by: Bread & Circuses at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (JjwF2)

380 The last time I watched an NFL game the Chargers were in San Diego and the Raiders were in Oakland.

Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (3HNOQ)

381 The Padres had a "Pride Night"

-

I'm sort of surprised a team known as "The Priests" would want to have a gay day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (VgKNm)

382 Nothing says family friendly entertainment like a bunch of preverts acting obnoxious.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

Acting obnoxious? That's the best case. Zombie has repeatedly documented the worst case.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (cazcv)

383 BJs are perfectly normal behavior between real men. Or so they say. Oh, "they" are not the real men, they are the queers. The ones that used to know to keep their mouths shut and hide their shame.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (md3fh)

384
And to throw out the first pitch at Pride Night at the park is Barry Obama. He'll be mincing out to the mound at any minute now...any minute...he's still in the men's room? He's been in there for hours. What could be possibly being doing in there?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (SiINZ)

385 358
We have a pretty good idea what John and Moses carry, but what would Jesus carry?

He improvises. Think overturned tables and whips.

Posted by: fluffy at June 08, 2018 08:37 PM (cHbmY)

Think a two edged sword coming out of his mouth and laser eyes.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 08, 2018 08:38 PM (T71PA)

A war-mech. Flamethrowers, missile launchers, hypersonic salvation beam - the works.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (0QYMt)

386 Hmm.....I wonder if polyamorous pride night is in the future offerings?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2018 08:44 PM (B6+JK)

387 381 The Padres had a "Pride Night"

I'm sort of surprised a team known as "The Priests" would want to have a gay day.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (VgKNm)

Two words: public education.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:44 PM (cazcv)

388 381 The Padres had a "Pride Night"

-

I'm sort of surprised a team known as "The Priests" would want to have a gay day.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (VgKNm)

--Pride is a capital sin.

In fact, it's a sin of The Devil.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2018 08:44 PM (e7oj4)

389 Half inch exterior plywood is US at my Casa Deposito. Maybe I should check T-111 siding. Gotta redo the garage. T-111 is durable if real plywood and maintained.

Yeah, paper mache membership is accent free.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 08, 2018 08:44 PM (Zskvw)

390 We have a pretty good idea what John and Moses carry, but what would Jesus carry?

He improvises. Think overturned tables and whips.

Posted by: fluffy at June 08, 2018 08:37 PM (cHbmY)

---
Jesus carries a 1911A1.

after all, it was designed by G*d...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 08, 2018 08:45 PM (wWdRN)

391 True, pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Hmm.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:45 PM (md3fh)

392 383 BJs are perfectly normal behavior between real men. Or so they say. Oh, "they" are not the real men, they are the queers. The ones that used to know to keep their mouths shut and hide their shame.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (md3fh)

Yep. That "love (?) that dare not speak its name" was good. We should go back to that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:45 PM (cazcv)

393 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:32 PM (fA1SL)

The Serbian army is better equipped than the Canadian.

And the Serbs have specific KPIs.

Posted by: Miklos, who has been to Sarajevo at June 08, 2018 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

394 and Mexican Jesus also carries a 1911A1, but his is chambered in 38 Super.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 08, 2018 08:46 PM (wWdRN)

395 393. So what you're saying is a new chapter in US - Serbian relations is about to be written.
* imagines chetniks running down Leafs. Accordion Apocalypse *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:47 PM (fA1SL)

396 IllTemperedCur,
Remember to take lots of pictures to share with us at the CenTxMe

Posted by: lin-duh at June 08, 2018 08:47 PM (kufk0)

397 Peruvia probably has a better military than the Canadians. They like to brag about their important role in WWII, but that was a looooong time ago and they have been happy to let us protect them while sticking it to us with trade barriers. Fuck them, fuck them hard. It is high time.
And, Moron Canucks are exempt from the above comments.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:48 PM (md3fh)

398 381 The Padres had a "Pride Night"

I'm sort of surprised a team known as "The Priests" would want to have a gay day.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (VgKNm)

The problem is that SD has been inundated with faggots and other liberals from the Bay Area, who, having shit the bed there, have moved to San Diego, and are proceeding apace to shit the bed here.

For my part, I support banning protease inhibitors. I say, let the virus have its habitat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:48 PM (cazcv)

399 393. Serbian KPI's. Heh . Slav-Sigma management.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:48 PM (fA1SL)

400 Yep. That "love (?) that dare not speak its name" was good. We should go back to that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:45 PM (cazcv)

I forget who quipped, the love that dared not speak its name now won't shut its mouth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:48 PM (SiINZ)

401 People are over being assailed by the perpetual outrage machine, whatever the noisy and unwelcome source. We've entered a new era of Good Feelings, and folks just want to focus on disposable income and moving up to a better job.

SJW spazzing is so 2012.

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2018 08:49 PM (g4jCR)

402 It can't shut its mouth because it's already full. Deep throat.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:49 PM (md3fh)

403 The problem is that SD has been inundated with faggots and other liberals from the Bay Area, and New York.

Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 08:49 PM (3HNOQ)

404 we need to start a campaign to get people to boycott the NFL and other pro leagues until each team has "X" number of trannies, gays, lesbians, bi's etc...

make it a nationwide thing.

the shrieking would be almost as awesome as election night 2016

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 08, 2018 08:49 PM (wWdRN)

405 I'm guessing Mexico spends more on pork than Canada does on defense.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:50 PM (VgKNm)

406 Envy is also a Sin of the Devil.

It might be the worst of all sins, because even the sinner himself gets no pleasure while committing it.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2018 08:50 PM (e7oj4)

407 390
We have a pretty good idea what John and Moses carry, but what would Jesus carry?

The Big Guy didn't need to carry. The toughs around him dealt with that kinda stuff.

Posted by: Armed Disciples at June 08, 2018 08:50 PM (JjwF2)

408 Jesus carries a 1911A1.

after all, it was designed by G*d...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 08, 2018 08:45 PM

all the disciples carried the 1911A1, as The Lord hath instructed

Judas kept going on & on about how they all should switch to 9mm Glocks...

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2018 08:50 PM (KCxzN)

409 Die NFL die

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 08, 2018 08:50 PM (0OmEj)

410 Keepin it on the down lo

*snap*

Posted by: B+rry at June 08, 2018 08:51 PM (7rvEU)

411 lin-duh, we are going to have one of the best door prizes ever for the meet up and it involves Weasel.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 08:51 PM (q9Pb9)

412 The NFL, the. German is a beautiful language.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:52 PM (md3fh)

413 Jesus just said a disappointing word to a fig tree and it died.

He is like Darth Vader, except he loves you.

Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 08:52 PM (3HNOQ)

414 And to throw out the first pitch at Pride Night at
the park is Barry Obama. He'll be mincing out to the mound at any
minute now...any minute...he's still in the men's room? He's been in
there for hours. What could be possibly being doing in there?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (SiINZ)
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everyone is doing him, and he's loving it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 08, 2018 08:52 PM (wWdRN)

415 Wait, I thought Darth Vader loved us? No?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:53 PM (md3fh)

416 415. Vader did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:53 PM (fA1SL)

417 403 The problem is that SD has been inundated with faggots and other liberals from the Bay Area, and New York.

Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 08:49 PM (3HNOQ)

Yeah, that too. I'd broaden it out to the Northeast, generally. And IL, and MN. Minnesota is my particular pet peeve, since the most earnest (read: retarded) liberals I've ever encountered here have come from MN.

And that's saying something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:53 PM (cazcv)

418 The Big Guy didn't need to carry. The toughs around him dealt with that kinda stuff.

Yep, Peter wielded a mean fishing net.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 08, 2018 08:54 PM (3C9q2)

419 There must be something in those ten thousand lakes.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:54 PM (md3fh)

420 And to throw out the first pitch at Pride Night at
the park is Barry Obama. He'll be mincing out to the mound at any minute now...any minute...he's still in the men's room? He's been in there for hours. What could be possibly being doing in there?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:43 PM (SiINZ)

The honorary catcher (?) is going to have to wait longer for that 19-bounce girly throw.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:54 PM (cazcv)

421 gotta go get the charcoal ready to cook dinner: tonight we're having lamb chops.

the little triangle ones, whatever they're called.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 08, 2018 08:55 PM (wWdRN)

422 419. Place filled up with filthy Skandi icebacks. Bound to go to shit pretty quickly after that

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:55 PM (fA1SL)

423 Bingo, redc1c4!

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2018 08:55 PM (zLDYs)

424 The first baseman better be ready to take the pitch. And the shortstop.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:55 PM (md3fh)

425 Nothing says family friendly entertainment like a bunch of preverts acting obnoxious. I wonder if the park would have Christian night? Nah..that would be considered hateful
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

I just checked the Rockies event nights. I see no Pride night, but there is a Faith night.

Interesting.....

Posted by: Emmie at June 08, 2018 08:55 PM (/A+Cl)

426 Every homosexual man I know told me he was molested by an adult male. I'm sure some are born that way but my conclusion is that most gay men were "developed " by an evil corrupt adult.

So sad they're celebrating the result of one the worst things that can befall a child.

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2018 08:55 PM (g4jCR)

427 419 There must be something in those ten thousand lakes.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:54 PM (md3fh)

Yep. Ten thousand lakes, five million retards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:55 PM (cazcv)

428 I don't mince. I sashay.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 08, 2018 08:56 PM (Tyii7)

429 422 419. Place filled up with filthy Skandi icebacks. Bound to go to shit pretty quickly after that
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 08:55 PM (fA1SL)

Still bitter about the Winter War?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2018 08:56 PM (YFC+4)

430 Yumm, mincemeat! -- Homer

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 08:56 PM (md3fh)

431 The "Predominantly Christian Philadelphia Eagles".

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at June 08, 2018 08:57 PM (HH8q6)

432 Fuck the NFL in particular. They are dead to me. The NBA was always dead to me so they can''t be any deader.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 08, 2018 08:57 PM (2CQCl)

433 The A's or Orioles should be more inclusive and host a combined "Gay Pride and Black Pride Night". I know I'd be laughing at the explanations for attendance.

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2018 08:57 PM (KCruE)

434 "When billion dollar heavily taxpayer subsidized corporations start threatening citizens and coercing them to political positions they reject, I think it's time we started threatening these billion-dollar heavily taxpayer subsidized corporations right the hell back."

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this is basically what I've dwelled upon. Being a trump voter, conservative and also being a white male is generally frowned upon by HR.

Fuck HR, they need to get out of this busy body meddling and to do that they need to feel the pain!

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 08:57 PM (FOPyv)

435 Every homosexual man I know told me he was molested by an adult male. I'm sure some are born that way but my conclusion is that most gay men were "developed " by an evil corrupt adult.

Wow. Really?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:57 PM (cazcv)

436 Unfortunately there are far too many fan boy retards
out there who if an player came to their home, raped their wife, killed
his kids and burned his home to the ground the fan boy would be in his
jersey cheering him on. And those assclowns will keep the league going
no matter what

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 07:56 PM (SiINZ)

Theme is trending on Pron Hub now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 08, 2018 08:57 PM (UsCnO)

437 Can't watch pro sports any less. If I could ... I would.

Sorry - you guys are on your own.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 08:57 PM (qE08n)

438 432 Fuck the NFL in particular. They are dead to me. The NBA was always dead to me so they can''t be any deader.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 08, 2018 08:57 PM (2CQCl)

This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 08:58 PM (cazcv)

439 lin-duh, we are going to have one of the best door prizes ever for the meet up and it involves Weasel.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Weasel or "a weasel"????

Posted by: lin-duh at June 08, 2018 08:58 PM (kufk0)

440 The A's or Orioles should be more inclusive and host
a combined "Gay Pride and Black Pride Night". I know I'd be laughing
at the explanations for attendance.

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2018 08:57 PM (KCruE)

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So. Much. Anti-Gay. Violence.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 08:58 PM (vDapD)

441 A fastball right up the poop chute!

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 08, 2018 08:59 PM (Tyii7)

442 Peter took off a guy's ear with a razor.

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2018 08:59 PM (zLDYs)

443 A lot of corporations need to get a comeuppance. They do not understand the power of the giant they they are poking with a stick. That would be us, the people who assured that HRCWNBPOTUS. Those people. We will have our revenge, as outlined in chapter three (or is it four) of our new Handbook, The Art of the Deal.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 09:00 PM (md3fh)

444 Pre-2010 in Afghanistan wasn't that long ago, or in 'Kurdistan' literally today.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2018 09:00 PM (Evws/)

445 What's an ennefel?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, channeling Gary Johnson at June 08, 2018 09:00 PM (wSC8T)

446 Every homosexual man I know told me he was molested by an adult male. I'm sure some are born that way but my conclusion is that most gay men were "developed " by an evil corrupt adult. "

usually, it's plastics for men, abuse for women to be the gay.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:01 PM (FOPyv)

447 The A's or Orioles should be more inclusive and host a combined "Gay Pride and Black Pride Night". I know I'd be laughing at the explanations for attendance.

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2018 08:57 PM (KCruE)

It's Pride Night and Islam Night here at the old ballpark and Mohammed will be throwing the first queer off the roof now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 09:01 PM (SiINZ)

448 429. Wouldn't you be? Still, SMR got it's nickel deposits or whatever the hell it was that those reindeer-felthing Finns were hoarding. Chiefly, as everyone knows, SMR invaded to address long-standing Finnish waste of vowels, desperately needed in Slavistan

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 09:01 PM (fA1SL)

449 Lefenne spelled backward, silly. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 09:01 PM (md3fh)

450 411 lin-duh, we are going to have one of the best door prizes ever for the meet up and it involves Weasel.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 08:51 PM (q9Pb9)

Ho boy. Wear a body condom. No offense Weasel.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 08, 2018 09:02 PM (2CQCl)

451 lin-duh, Weasel, the Lord of Pinebough.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 09:02 PM (q9Pb9)

452 usually, it's plastics for men, abuse for women to be the gay.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:01 PM (FOPyv)

Plastics??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:02 PM (cazcv)

453 435 Yes.

I used to work in creative so pretty much exposure to that community. For some reason they trusted me and I heard it all. Very disgusting. some abused by their own family members.

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2018 09:02 PM (g4jCR)

454 It's Pride Night and Islam Night here at the old ballpark and Mohammed will be throwing the first queer off the roof now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 09:01 PM (SiINZ)

ONLY Hebrew National hot dogs.

Posted by: Miklos, beans, or no beans in the chili? at June 08, 2018 09:03 PM (zCyNd)

455 Globohomo sports is a bit full of themselves right now. Like these stadyums gonna fund themselves, I say...

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:03 PM (FOPyv)

456 From a resident of the fine State of Texas, I have one thing to say to Jerry.

And it's not "bless your heart "

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 08, 2018 09:03 PM (7LY+6)

457 453 435 Yes.

I used to work in creative so pretty much exposure to that community. For some reason they trusted me and I heard it all. Very disgusting. some abused by their own family members.
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2018 09:02 PM (g4jCR)

The indicated response to that is ... obvious.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:03 PM (cazcv)

458 FUCK the nfl in particular.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 08, 2018 09:03 PM (pw+jk)

459 447 The A's or Orioles should be more inclusive and host a combined "Gay Pride and Black Pride Night". I know I'd be laughing at the explanations for attendance.

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2018 08:57 PM (KCruE)

It's Pride Night and Islam Night here at the old ballpark and Mohammed will be throwing the first queer off the roof now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 09:01 PM (SiINZ)

Stop it you guys I cant stop laughing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 08, 2018 09:03 PM (2CQCl)

460 lin-duh, Weasel, the Lord of Pinebough.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Well, he did train me to shoot that rifle last year so he ain't that bad.....hahaha! I'm bringing shade this year!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 08, 2018 09:03 PM (kufk0)

461 Yeah I know about plastics causing estrogen in men but homosexuality existed long before the dawn of DuPont Inc.

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2018 09:03 PM (g4jCR)

462 The queers are apparently openly and forcefully attempting to "turn" straights into queers. This is an evil and intolerable situation. At some point there will either be a reaction, or we are doomed to extinction as a civilization.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 09:04 PM (md3fh)

463 It might be the worst of all sins,

Yeah, it really makes for ugly people. I wonder if you can ever be cured of it or iif it's just how you are. Have a sibling in serious need of the cure.

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2018 09:04 PM (KCruE)

464 452 usually, it's plastics for men, abuse for women to be the gay.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:01 PM (FOPyv)

Plastics??

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in utero hormonal disruptions...hence born that way. One guy told me it's cause he had way too much testosterone...which I think is something milo has said.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:04 PM (FOPyv)

465 Sodom and Gomorrah had "Pride Day".

The fireworks were amazing.

Posted by: the war for sanity at June 08, 2018 09:04 PM (HH8q6)

466 Oh, and the feminist movement with its man hatred is playing a role too.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 09:05 PM (md3fh)

467 "461 Yeah I know about plastics causing estrogen in men but homosexuality existed long before the dawn of DuPont Inc."

yeah but now instead of being a .1% event it's basically every millenial ... I wonder if the numbers are going up in a big way.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:05 PM (FOPyv)

468

Still waitin' for the backlash, boss.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 09:05 PM (IqV8l)

469 Krystal Slider, remember what it was that got Milo unpersoned by the Cuck Caucus? He had once talked fairly flippantly about how he was molested as a child.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 08, 2018 09:05 PM (wSC8T)

470 The first baseman better be ready to take the pitch. And the shortstop.

LOL

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2018 09:06 PM (LBSeG)

471 Never give your cat canned food. He/she will never eat dry cat food again.

Just saw and add for FreshPet. Same principle applies.

Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 09:06 PM (3HNOQ)

472 "The queers are apparently openly and forcefully attempting to "turn" straights into queers. This is an evil and intolerable situation. At some point there will either be a reaction, or we are doomed to extinction as a civilization."

I watched an episode of real network tv and it was in love with gheysecks.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:06 PM (FOPyv)

473
The first 1,000 fans to get to the ballpark today gets a Pride Night buttplug. Bring your whole family!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 09:06 PM (SiINZ)

474 "Krystal Slider, remember what it was that got Milo unpersoned by the Cuck Caucus? He had once talked fairly flippantly about how he was molested as a child."

I think the upshot was that he was predisposed to it and it wasn't so bad...because he was gay.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:07 PM (FOPyv)

475 Plastics. You know, being forced to watch "The Graduate" on a continuous loop.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2018 09:07 PM (Evws/)

476 It's Pride Night and Islam Night here at the old ballpark

Oh, I would love that. Get everyone on record about it and either destroy their standing with their base or with the other group.

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2018 09:07 PM (KCruE)

477 I want to kick Mika in her mish.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 08, 2018 09:07 PM (dUJdY)

478 yeah but now instead of being a .1% event it's basically every millenial ... I wonder if the numbers are going up in a big way.

Not exactly what I consider 1%'ers. Love to see a rumble between them. hahahahahah.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2018 09:07 PM (LBSeG)

479 in utero hormonal disruptions...hence born that way. One guy told me it's cause he had way too much testosterone...which I think is something milo has said.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:04 PM (FOPyv)

Yeah, I'm a bit skeptical of that one. If that were the case, using the estradiol scenario as the model, there might be more fags, but there should be fewer dykes. But it at least seems as though there are more of each.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:08 PM (cazcv)

480 lin-duh, it's Oct in Texas and the sun is only half strength, Annie Oakley up.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 09:08 PM (q9Pb9)

481 Don't Mess With Texas

The NFL is working hard to drive away their remaining fans.

If transgender bathrooms is the bill they choose to die on, I reckon we should accommodate them.

Posted by: Gridlock at June 08, 2018 09:08 PM (DeRTH)

482 The weak males will be taken out of the genetic strain.

Not necessarily a bad thing.

When the Borg come.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:08 PM (+lOpA)

483 They should have a night for us.

Posted by: Rooftop Koreans at June 08, 2018 09:08 PM (Tyii7)

484 EU NEWSWATCH

Croatian island of Krk signs sister city agreement with Finnish town Kankaauoiliouu

Posted by: Miklos, exchanging Euros for USD at June 08, 2018 09:09 PM (zCyNd)

485 Tell me about it, JAS. I recently had to give my cats canned food for a couple of weeks because one of them needed to have some teeth pulled.

Now I'm trying to get them weaned off it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 08, 2018 09:09 PM (wSC8T)

486 Even here in little old Moab we (well, they whoever they are) have a Gay Pride Week featuring a parade when queers come to town to flounce down the street and pollute the place with their abominable behavior. Disgusting. Makes a grown man want to cry. Or go on a killing spree.
(Just kidding Bob!)

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 09:09 PM (md3fh)

487 477 I want to kick Mika in her mish.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 08, 2018 09:07 PM (dUJdY)

I also want you to.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:09 PM (+lOpA)

488 467- not to mention the indoctrination in school K thru 12.
In Philadelphia the Please Touch Museum, a venue of learning for children - is hosting a Storytime by Drag Queen event.

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2018 09:10 PM (g4jCR)

489 It's Pride Night and Islam Night here at the old ballpark and Mohammed will be throwing the first queer off the roof now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 09:01 PM (SiINZ)

Juuuussst ... a bit outside.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 09:10 PM (vUGmb)

490
I want to kick Mika in her mish.
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

Dead inside.

Posted by: the war for sanity at June 08, 2018 09:10 PM (HH8q6)

491 this is a problem with globohomo, all the diversity efforts go in an anti-american, anti-christian direction to give the weirdos front of the line privileges. Then you have the leftists like obama saying "we aren't who we are because america has always been [some bizarre mutation of basic compassion]". The upshot is the normals are never celebrated and taken for granted.

They think that putting pink on players for a month will grant them access to bishes without pissing off the actual men who watch the sport in the first place.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:10 PM (FOPyv)

492 484. Dr. Seslj holding out for better terms.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 09:11 PM (fA1SL)

493 But it at least seems as though there are more of each.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:08 PM (cazcv)

Dykeism is caused by blue and green hair dye.

QED

Posted by: Miklos, with a distinguished touch of gray at June 08, 2018 09:12 PM (zCyNd)

494 488 467- not to mention the indoctrination in school K thru 12.
In Philadelphia the Please Touch Museum, a venue of learning for children - is hosting a Storytime by Drag Queen event.
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2018 09:10 PM (g4jCR)

Social acceptance of deviant behavior is in fact a problem.

At a certain age, boys (and even more so, I suspect, girls) might conceivably play for either team. Letting them develop naturally is key. Influencing them at that nascent stage can imprint the wrong way.

Now, objectively, I don't know what I'm talking about, but this is my suspicion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:12 PM (cazcv)

495 The NFL is working hard to drive away their remaining fans.

If transgender bathrooms is the bill they choose to die on, I reckon we should accommodate them."

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basically anything that isn't hard left is against corporate PR and HR and if you say anything in public you'll get fired. How many folks wanna bet those Starcucks racial sensitivity classes didn't invite any, ahhhh, feedback? feedback on pain of firing.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:13 PM (FOPyv)

496 I thought it was the breakdown of plastics in our lakes and rivers that was causing homosexual water fowl.

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2018 09:13 PM (g4jCR)

497 (417) South Dakota?

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 08, 2018 09:14 PM (RuIsu)

498 Today I walked into my current employer and the gheys were there, handing out literature and little rainbow heart stickers just inside where you have to badge in, so no avoiding it.

This is the second time this has been done in the three months I've been there.

I'm already looking for an escape hatch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 08, 2018 09:14 PM (IcT7t)

499 496 I thought it was the breakdown of plastics in our lakes and rivers that was causing homosexual water fowl.
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2018 09:13 PM (g4jCR)

I love pseudoscience.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:14 PM (cazcv)

500 OMG, they are advertising shake weights again.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)

501 Hmm. I smoked an awful lot of plastic back in the day.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 08, 2018 09:15 PM (Tyii7)

502 Today I walked into my current employer and the gheys were there, handing out literature and little rainbow heart stickers just inside where you have to badge in, so no avoiding it.

I'm already looking for an escape hatch.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 08, 2018 09:14 PM (IcT7t)

So no "Thank God for AIDS" stickers available?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:15 PM (cazcv)

503 496. That's frogs. Theyre making the frogs into hermaphrodites.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 09:15 PM (fA1SL)

504 "I love pseudoscience."

true that.

although pseudo-america sucks

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:15 PM (FOPyv)

505 Scoreless here at the ballpark, top of the third one out ... Mohamed Mohamed Mohamed still on the mound. Mincing Mike up to bat for the Fargo Faggots. Still got a queer on first.

Gayly hit pop up ... fielders choice here ... looks like the choice is Kill Em Both.

We go to the bottom of the third in a scoreless ballgame. Back in a moment.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 09:15 PM (vUGmb)

506 Frogs. Yeah, we all know the French are queer.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 09:16 PM (md3fh)

507 494 I agree with you. It's not unusual for kids to experience a "confused" stage. If their school environment is affirming that yeh they are the cool ...

Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2018 09:16 PM (g4jCR)

508 471 Never give your cat canned food. He/she will never eat dry cat food again.

Just saw and add for FreshPet. Same principle applies.
Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 09:06 PM (3HNOQ)

I've always given my cats a mixture of dry and canned food, with an emphasis on dry.

Recently the vet recommended that I increase the ratio of canned food for Reggie, as he has not been drinking much water. His latest checkup showed that he is generally in good health, but a little dehydrated.

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

509 Can anyone help me stop these annoying little pop up help flags every time I touch my touch screen?

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:16 PM (+lOpA)

510 497 (417) South Dakota?
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 08, 2018 09:14 PM (RuIsu)

Nope. Nobody from South Dakota.

It's NY, NJ, MA, IL, and MN topping my shit list.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:17 PM (cazcv)

511 Don't feel sorry for me folks, just landed a deal with Timex, endorsing a new watch that takes a dickin' and keeps on lickin'!

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 08, 2018 09:17 PM (nWc4E)

512 Reggie? Is that you Barack?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 09:17 PM (md3fh)

513 Today I walked into my current employer and the gheys were there, handing out literature and little rainbow heart stickers just inside where you have to badge in, so no avoiding it.

This is the second time this has been done in the three months I've been there.

I'm already looking for an escape hatch.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 08, 2018 09:14 PM (IcT7t)

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Good God. It's one thing for a company to have neutral policies. It is quite another to allow them to shove it in your face as you walk in the door.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 08, 2018 09:17 PM (I16G8)

514 The beauty of a Trump / Macron trade war is that the French will surrender.

It's what they do.

Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 09:17 PM (3HNOQ)

515 there is no way i could give a fuck about anything or anybody in the nfl, or the nba. if they both went away i would not miss any of it. mlb, watch your ass, your on the edge with me too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 08, 2018 09:18 PM (KP5rU)

516 Everything is not okay.

You can't "trust your feelings".

Feelings are unreliable. And are temporary.

Ben Kenobi lied.

Posted by: the war for sanity at June 08, 2018 09:19 PM (HH8q6)

517 Don't feel sorry for me folks, just landed a deal with Timex, endorsing a new watch that takes a dickin' and keeps on lickin'!

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 08, 2018 09:17 PM (nWc4E)

Water proof? To what depth?

Posted by: Dan Savage's Prostate at June 08, 2018 09:19 PM (sXefu)

518 Good God. It's one thing for a company to have neutral policies. It is quite another to allow them to shove it in your face as you walk in the door.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 08, 2018 09:17 PM (I16G

How about you do your job, and we do ours, Mr Know-It-All.

Posted by: Pole Dancers Local 721 at June 08, 2018 09:19 PM (vUGmb)

519 In earlier days, NFL players earned working-class salaries, and the teams traveled by bus to away games.

I'd like to see the NFL go back to that.

Especially for those games they play in London.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who is heterosexual and single and owns a condo, ladies... at June 08, 2018 09:20 PM (wSC8T)

520 Feeelings.....feelings......feelings...

Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 09:20 PM (3HNOQ)

521 426 Every homosexual man I know told me he was molested by an adult male. I'm sure some are born that way but my conclusion is that most gay men were "developed " by an evil corrupt adult.

So sad they're celebrating the result of one the worst things that can befall a child.
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2018 08:55 PM (g4jCR)

Moira Greyland talks about this in her book, The Last Closet.

Gay men try to be the first sexual experience of a boy - before they get corrupted by sex with a girl.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 08, 2018 09:20 PM (hMwEB)

522 I love a parade.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 08, 2018 09:20 PM (Tyii7)

523 The Muzzies' pitcher is really pounding him inside, Buck!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2018 09:20 PM (Evws/)

524 507 494 I agree with you. It's not unusual for kids to experience a "confused" stage. If their school environment is affirming that yeh they are the cool ...
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2018 09:16 PM (g4jCR)

Yep. AND ... from which sex is it easier to get immediate gratification? And to avoid teen pregnancy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:21 PM (cazcv)

525 (471) Pour canned tuna juice on the dry cat food now and then when available. Watch 'em chow down.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 08, 2018 09:21 PM (RuIsu)

526 I was stunned to see that the Oakland A's had a Greek Heritage Day last night. And no, it wasn't THAT sort of sexual Greekery.

WTF? A white-Euro group having a special day? I didn't know that was permissible.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 08, 2018 09:21 PM (0jtPF)

527
And that ends the top of the 7th inning. At Pride Night we now have the 7th inning anal stretch. Let's show your pride by jamming some gerbils up your ass. That's good family fun!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 09:21 PM (SiINZ)

528 CFL players would never dream of kneeling. They are expendable.

It's the ridiculous salaries and star power that enable american athletes to do this.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:21 PM (+lOpA)

529 You can't "trust your feelings".

Feelings are unreliable. And are temporary.

Ben Kenobi lied.
Posted by: the war for sanity at June 08, 2018 09:19 PM (HH8q6)

Adults think.

Children feel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:22 PM (cazcv)

530 So no "Thank God for AIDS" stickers available?

Didn't think I'd need to bring a roll of them with me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 08, 2018 09:22 PM (IcT7t)

531 BREAKING

EU group at G-7 ends talks early

Macron cites "inflexibility regarding bedtime issues"

Trudeau's mom OK's sleepover proposal

Posted by: Miklos, guesses they want pizza too at June 08, 2018 09:22 PM (zCyNd)

532 Can anyone help me stop these annoying little pop up help flags every time I touch my touch screen?

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:16 PM

Perhaps...

Are they good touches or bad touches?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 08, 2018 09:22 PM (e9G8E)

533 "WTF? A white-Euro group having a special day? I didn't know that was permissible."

Hopefully trump will get around to ending this crap. I can understand preferences for ancestors of slaves but not for any husky hued person who manages to walk across the border.

As whitey descends into a mere plurality in the West, we may want to stop being treated as second class citizens.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:23 PM (FOPyv)

534 "Ethnic" usually doesn't count as white.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2018 09:23 PM (Evws/)

535 WTF? A white-Euro group having a special day? I didn't know that was permissible.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 08, 2018 09:21 PM (0jtPF)

Well, they're all homos.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 08, 2018 09:23 PM (sXefu)

536 How about you do your job, and we do ours, Mr Know-It-All.
Posted by: Pole Dancers Local 721 at June 08, 2018 09:19 PM (vUGmb)

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I would normally say "Sure, but first......".

I have a feeling my bluff would be called on this one, right, Chad?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 08, 2018 09:23 PM (I16G8)

537 Perhaps...

Are they good touches or bad touches?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 08, 2018 09:22 PM (e9G8E)

I'll pay you one Meeelion dollars if you can help me.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:24 PM (+lOpA)

538 Adults think.

Au contraire!

Posted by: Liberals at June 08, 2018 09:25 PM (Tyii7)

539 My wife's aunt asked me about "ethic" food in San Diego. I said that there was plenty of Mexican. She was from Chicago and referring to Polish and Italian and German.

LOL

Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 09:25 PM (3HNOQ)

540 How much of Trump's antagonism of the NFL is because he was a USFL owner?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 08, 2018 09:25 PM (3TrgW)

541 (510) I figured out the SD in question was likely San Diego. Home of Ron Burgundy, as I recall.

I have the Dakotas on what's left of my brain.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 08, 2018 09:25 PM (RuIsu)

542 Greeks ain't huwite.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)

543
I thought it was the breakdown of plastics in our lakes and rivers that was causing homosexual water fowl.
Posted by: kallisto

Wouldn't that cause the gay activists to fight against the environmentalists?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2018 09:25 PM (IqV8l)

544 dry food is very hard on a cat's kidneys

they don't eat that much, why not feed them real food? (fresh raw meat, fish, offal, etc)

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 08, 2018 09:26 PM (hMwEB)

545 Today I walked into my current employer and the gheys
were there, handing out literature and little rainbow heart stickers
just inside where you have to badge in, so no avoiding it.

This is the second time this has been done in the three months I've been there.

I'm already looking for an escape hatch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 08, 2018 09:14 PM (IcT7t)

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Good God. It's one thing for a company to have neutral policies. It
is quite another to allow them to shove it in your face as you walk in
the door.

Posted by: Calm Mentor

No kidding. This morning, a very large world wide financial firm emailed all of their Columbus employees encouraging us to participate in the pride march coming up. If we sign up thru the *good works* website, we get extra brownie points.

Sorry - will not support deviant behavior in any form. Im searching for a way to fight back through the anti harassment policies at the bank, but the queer mafia is very strong here.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2018 09:26 PM (9rIkM)

546 In fairness to Obi Wan (George Lucas) he was talking to a Jedi in training. Not a normie.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:26 PM (+lOpA)

547 Ron Burgundy? His name was Harold Greene.

Look him up.

Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 09:26 PM (3HNOQ)

548 >>>The NFL has, like the NBA, threatened states and cities that they might not get to host a championship game or even a draft if they do not toe the line of the NFL's preferred Corporate Left politics.

It's so bizarre that they would gratuitously decide to take a stance on anything political instead of just sidestepping it. That's not what they're ostensibly about, and it's potentially divisive. Either most of the owners are ideologues, or they just enjoy the power trip from bullying people, or there is some SJW source of pressure that they really fear. Only the last makes sense as a motivation, but I find it unlikely as SJWs are not likely to be football fans.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2018 09:26 PM (/qEW2)

549 And that ends the top of the 7th inning. At Pride Night we now have the 7th inning anal stretch. Let's show your pride by jamming some gerbils up your ass. That's good family fun!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2018 09:21 PM (SiINZ)

Aaaanndddd .... Take me out to the Bath House
Take me out to the crowd
Buy me some KY and Anal Wax
Lets all go make the Beast With Two Backs
And its Root ... Root Root for the Fag Team
If they all don't get in its a shame
And its One - Two - Three tap my ass
At the Old Fag Game !!!

Thank You ... Thank You.

Posted by: Hairy Queery at June 08, 2018 09:26 PM (vUGmb)

550 Address a letter to SD and it will go to South Dakota. CA is the place they are talking about. Also known by its Indian name as Place Where Everything Fucked Up.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 09:26 PM (md3fh)

551 535---Well, they're all homos.
Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 08, 2018 09:23 PM (sXefu)
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Dang. You're right. It really WAS that sort of Greekery.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 08, 2018 09:26 PM (0jtPF)

552 Show me on the doll where the man touched the screen.

Posted by: Tim Cooked at June 08, 2018 09:27 PM (Tyii7)

553 Yes, Ben Had....I am officially a wimp. I just can't handle the sun and heat any more, I think it has to do with the heart issues.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 08, 2018 09:27 PM (kufk0)

554 Our B-24 didnt have any coed bathrooms when I flew 30 10 hour bombing missions over Germany. Hell! We didnt even have a toilet. F@ckin pussyfoots!

Posted by: Chuck Bednarik, former NFL at June 08, 2018 09:27 PM (YImO4)

555 but remember, at the end of the day, diversity is our strength...or else.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:27 PM (FOPyv)

556 Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2018 09:26 PM (9rIkM)

The company bake sale must be fabulous.

Posted by: Miklos, guessing at June 08, 2018 09:27 PM (zCyNd)

557 553 Yes, Ben Had....I am officially a wimp. I just can't handle the sun and heat any more, I think it has to do with the heart issues.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 08, 2018 09:27 PM (kufk0)

The sun just kills me too.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:28 PM (+lOpA)

558 and remember, America is a nation of (somali and mexican) immigrants, or else.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:28 PM (FOPyv)

559 The company bake sale must be fabulous.

Posted by: Miklos

I read that with you doing the jazz hands.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2018 09:28 PM (9rIkM)

560 It's so bizarre that they would gratuitously decide to take a stance on anything political instead of just sidestepping it. That's not what they're ostensibly about, and it's potentially divisive. Either most of the owners are ideologues, or they just enjoy the power trip from bullying people, or there is some SJW source of pressure that they really fear. Only the last makes sense as a motivation, but I find it unlikely as SJWs are not likely to be football fans.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 08, 2018 09:26 PM (/qEW2)

It's madness, isn't it?

Just keep your mouths shut, get more retards from the ghetto, put on the show, and collect the cash.

How difficult is that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:29 PM (cazcv)

561 Either most of the owners are ideologues, or they just enjoy the power trip from bullying people, or there is some SJW source of pressure that they really fear.

None of the above. Their Commissioner is a Manhattan silver spoon shithead that wants to hang out with the SJW cool kids. Roger Goodell will be remembered as the man that did the impossible: He killed the NFL.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 09:29 PM (rzeBH)

562 homosexuality is a virus.

It breaks down resistance by the human need to "belong" and is administered through twisted needles by slow-injection by warped, psychologically damaged nurses.

Permitted insanity.

Posted by: the war for sanity at June 08, 2018 09:30 PM (HH8q6)

563 The company bake sale must be fabulous.
Posted by: Miklos, guessing at June 08, 2018 09:27 PM (zCyNd)

And the company fashion show is to die for.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:30 PM (cazcv)

564 (544) The dry food was in case I forgot to go home. Just...in...case.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 08, 2018 09:30 PM (RuIsu)

565 Votermom, I'm a bachelor. I don't even keep good stuff like that around for myself to eat.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who is heterosexual and single and owns a condo, ladies... at June 08, 2018 09:30 PM (wSC8T)

566 534 "Ethnic" usually doesn't count as white.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2018 09:23 PM (Evws/)
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Ah.
Does that include Italians? Frogs? Irish?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 08, 2018 09:31 PM (0jtPF)

567 My goodness, I just realized both money-printing organizations the NFL and Star Wars are both dying off at the same time. That's pretty amazing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 09:31 PM (vDapD)

568 I'll pay you one Meeelion dollars if you can help me.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:24 PM

Tap More (the three vertical dots) at the top-right of the screen.Touch Settings.Scroll down to Site settings.Touch Pop-Ups to get to the slider that turns off pop-ups.Touch the slider button again to disable the feature.Touch the Settings cog...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 08, 2018 09:31 PM (e9G8E)

569 565 Votermom, I'm a bachelor. I don't even keep good stuff like that around for myself to eat.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who is heterosexual and single and owns a condo, ladies... at June 08, 2018 09:30 PM (wSC8T)

see, you could shop for both of youse

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 08, 2018 09:31 PM (hMwEB)

570 Lin-duh I can't handle the heat anymore either. I think it's age a lot of times. I mean I know we're both 29 but it still has an affect. Humidity makes it worse. After my experience a few years ago I have to be careful.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 08, 2018 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

571 Also known by its Indian name as Place Where Everything Fucked Up.

Cuyamaca?

Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 09:31 PM (3HNOQ)

572 566. We're talking about ethnic neighborhoods. Not a zoo.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 09:31 PM (fA1SL)

573 "Ah.
Does that include Italians? Frogs? Irish? "

only if they start voting democrat and get off the whole jesus thing

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:31 PM (FOPyv)

574 Well... That formatted poorly!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 08, 2018 09:31 PM (e9G8E)

575 558 and remember, America is a nation of (somali and mexican) immigrants, or else.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:28 PM (FOPyv)

Yet, paradoxically, Somalia and Mexico are train wrecks, whereas America is not. (Yet.)

Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:31 PM (cazcv)

576 In the end we will have to fight them.

And we will lose. Because we confuse "compassion" for intrinsic weakness.

Posted by: the war for sanity at June 08, 2018 09:32 PM (HH8q6)

577 None of the above. Their Commissioner is a Manhattan silver spoon shithead that wants to hang out with the SJW cool kids. Roger Goodell will be remembered as the man that did the impossible: He killed the NFL.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 09:29 PM (rzeBH)

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Yup. And this while the owners agreed to pay him over $40 million a year to do the job. Dumb fucks.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 08, 2018 09:32 PM (I16G8)

578 lin-duh, my ass overloaded my mouth. Said in jest but your health is all important.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2018 09:32 PM (q9Pb9)

579 Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 08, 2018 09:31 PM (e9G8E)

If this works I owe you a kidney.

THX

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:32 PM (+lOpA)

580 571 Also known by its Indian name as Place Where Everything Fucked Up.

Cuyamaca?
Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 09:31 PM (3HNOQ)

You sound like a neighbor.

I went to Camp Cuyamaca as a 12-year old. It was great!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:33 PM (cazcv)

581 Not even making this up. From the WaPo:

"In charging Senate staffer and seizing reporter's records, Justice Dept. ignites debate over leak crackdown"

Chasing imaginary crime is not controversial. Finding actual crime and prosecuting it "ignites debate."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 09:33 PM (rzeBH)

582 Besides, The pop up awning also helps if it decides to rain a bit like last year. See, I'm looking out for everyone not just myself.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 08, 2018 09:34 PM (kufk0)

583 Yup. And this while the owners agreed to pay him over $40 million a year to do the job. Dumb fucks.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 08, 2018 09:32 PM (I16G[

I'd have fucked up the NFL for $39 million a year.

Because I'm a giver.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 08, 2018 09:34 PM (cazcv)

584 And the company fashion show is to die for.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

On the company CCTV (which runs on an endless loop) they are currently featuring employees under a theme of *more than a label*. They show the employee with labels such as *fashionista*, *dog mom*, *opera lover*, *gay*.

Um, hold on there Chester, didnt you say more than a label?

I hate these people. On my last day of work . . . .

What the hell is pansexual anyway? I love my cookware but really.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2018 09:34 PM (9rIkM)

585 If this works I owe you a kidney.

THX Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:32 PM

What I really need is a new, or gently used liver...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 08, 2018 09:35 PM (e9G8E)

586 577; the speed with which he is accomplishing his goal is unacceptable. moar, faster, please you undeveloped embryo.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 08, 2018 09:35 PM (KP5rU)

587 Its like the Portland clash between Patriot Prayer and AntiFirstAmendment; huge crowd beating on small crowd of patriots. They fought back, so its violence on both sides.

Trump is politicizing football... back. He's responding to the politicization of football, and that's all they see because they think what the idiot players are doing isn't politics you see. Its just being reasonable and proper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 08, 2018 09:35 PM (39g3+)

588 Camp Cuyamaca !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 09:35 PM (vUGmb)

589 Does that include Italians? Frogs? Irish?
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Yes, if they're wearing funny clothes like Justin on the campaign trail.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2018 09:35 PM (Evws/)

590 (547) Patrick Emory was a good one too. He had a lot of R.B. in him.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 08, 2018 09:35 PM (RuIsu)

591 "Yup. And this while the owners agreed to pay him over $40 million a year to do the job. Dumb fucks."

as if ATT is gonna come and hire him away.

It's nice for the left to smother themselves in "fuck you" money (or "fuck you" tenures) and then act all high and mighty to the poors.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:35 PM (FOPyv)

592 No problem Ben Had...I KNOW you were jesting! But like jewells said... we ARE 29 now....

Posted by: lin-duh at June 08, 2018 09:36 PM (kufk0)

593 What the hell is pansexual anyway?
----

Code for degenerate.

Posted by: the war for sanity at June 08, 2018 09:36 PM (HH8q6)

594 577---Yup. And this while the owners agreed to pay him over $40 million a year to do the job. Dumb fucks.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 08, 2018 09:32 PM (I16G

-----------------------
The owners had a chance to make things right by dumping Goodell.
Their failure to do so told me all I need to know.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 08, 2018 09:36 PM (0jtPF)

595 Jane Skinner never sucked cock for scoops.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 08, 2018 09:36 PM (O6j88)

596 Thursday Night Football alone is a reason to shitcan Goodell. They will eventually do this in the death throes five years hence.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 09:37 PM (rzeBH)

597 What the hell is pansexual anyway?
----

a fukitall?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 08, 2018 09:37 PM (hMwEB)

598 Weird. Baseball has Gay Pride nights. Football is woke.
And yet, in soccer.....

Don Cossacks will report any gay kissing in public to the police.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 08, 2018 09:37 PM (fA1SL)

599 I would do it for nothing, but would require a private jet and unlimited expense account. Oh, I think he got that, too.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 09:37 PM (md3fh)

600 and the normals are the poors now because the only way for old, not-who-we-are, white straight males to make money is to be really fucking smart or else all the good jobs are to the diversity imported.

so, either become a day trader or lawyer or go work at walmart

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:37 PM (FOPyv)

601 What I really need is a new, or gently used liver...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 08, 2018 09:35 PM (e9G8E)

Mine is harshly used and angry.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:38 PM (+lOpA)

602 I'll shit-can the NFL for $38 million and a night with a cheerleader.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 09:38 PM (vUGmb)

603 What the hell is pansexual anyway?

---

According to Disney, it's what black guys are.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 09:38 PM (vDapD)

604 What the hell is pansexual anyway?

It involves Calphalon and PAM.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 09:38 PM (rzeBH)

605 Also, my cats both have sensitive stomachs, and they're sensitive to different things. The one thing that won't leave one or the other of them horking constantly is turkey.

I can't keep a whole turkey around just to feed them good, freash meat.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who is heterosexual and single and owns a condo, ladies... at June 08, 2018 09:38 PM (wSC8T)

606 It involves Calphalon and PAM.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 09:38 PM (rzeBH)

the sex absolutely sizzles!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 08, 2018 09:39 PM (hMwEB)

607 596 Thursday Night Football alone is a reason to shitcan Goodell. They will eventually do this in the death throes five years hence."

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nfl is so desperate for corporate synergy and whatnot that they'll put their content on twitter or cell phones for free without being aware that their diluting the brand.

Plus, the rules. for fuck'\s sake, the rules.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:39 PM (FOPyv)

608 Sixth-grade camp in SDUSD.

What a special time. My sister and brother went to Palomar and got snowed on. My other brother went to Cuyamaca and got snowed on. I went to Camp Marston and had a great time.

Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 09:39 PM (3HNOQ)

609 What the hell is pansexual anyway?

*****

Let's just say you might want to take a pass on his dinner party invitation.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 08, 2018 09:40 PM (3TrgW)

610 I will fuck up the NFL for one freakin million a year.

Last offer. Bisches.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)

611 I can't keep a whole turkey around just to feed them good, freash meat.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who is heterosexual and single and owns a condo, ladies... at June 08, 2018 09:38 PM (wSC8T)

Wife feels the same about me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 09:40 PM (vUGmb)

612 Yup. And this while the owners agreed to pay him over $40 million a year to do the job. Dumb fucks.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 08, 2018 09:32 PM (I16G

And a private jet for life.

The NFL should pay a steep carbon tax. For the children.

Posted by: Miklos, 'cause fair is fair at June 08, 2018 09:40 PM (zCyNd)

613 Vince McMahon's XFL coming sooN!!! Nuff Said.

Posted by: Guy who thinks it cool to say Nuff Said but it's not really at June 08, 2018 09:40 PM (ICWiF)

614 so, yeah, the nfl is basically soy-war, a solo movie:

enjoy insanely liberal rules that make defense obsolete.
enjoy butt-plug night because fuck you christian fassisst.

meanwhile enjoy 8 games a week between teams you dont like

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 08, 2018 09:40 PM (FOPyv)

615 I can't keep a whole turkey around just to feed them good, freash meat.
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Cook one whole turkey on Sunday. Place on floor. Repeat each following Sunday.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 09:41 PM (vDapD)

616 When I was a kid my parents made me sleep in the backyard and said it was camp. The skeeters had a feast. They made me eat worms and dirt which they said was good, natural food. It was fun. I look forward to going to the Fun camps if Hillary ever gets elected.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 08, 2018 09:41 PM (md3fh)

617 What the hell is pansexual anyway?

Aha-the old Aunt Jemima treatment....

Posted by: Miklos, easier going than Francis at June 08, 2018 09:41 PM (zCyNd)

618 "Jesus carries a 1911A1."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 08, 2018 09:41 PM (GNCPT)

619 Pan-sexual?

He will do it with anything.

You know, like Bill Clinton.

Posted by: JAS at June 08, 2018 09:41 PM (3HNOQ)

620 meanwhile enjoy 8 games a week between teams you dont like

Hideous unwatchable games.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2018 09:41 PM (rzeBH)

621 602 I'll shit-can the NFL for $38 million and a night with a cheerleader.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 09:38 PM (vUGmb)
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Come, come.
Let's not be silly.
You'd do it for 38 cents and the cheerleader.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 08, 2018 09:41 PM (0jtPF)

622 I will completely destroy the NFL for $500K and a keg a month of Yuengling Lite.

Going once ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 09:42 PM (vUGmb)

623 Nood.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)

624 You've heard of ground turkey, right?

I have just one cat that will eat raw food and that's because I gave it to her as a kitten. Cats do seem to like freeze dried raw meat, if you want something that's not so messy.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 08, 2018 09:42 PM (JKNZq)

625 That's different, Scogg. You'll eat more than an ounce or two in one sitting.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who is heterosexual and single and owns a condo, ladies... at June 08, 2018 09:42 PM (wSC8T)

626 I can't keep a whole turkey around just to feed them good, freash meat.

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I was gonna suggest
chop up the raw turkey then freeze in portions, but that's asking a lot of a bachelor

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 08, 2018 09:43 PM (hMwEB)

627 enjoy insanely liberal rules that make defense obsolete.

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That's the part where I'd cue the clip of Luke just wailing away on Vader like some thug in a mobster movie with a baseball bat.

Defense isn't the only thing, but it's the best thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 09:44 PM (vDapD)

628 $1 million and a picture of the cheerleaders.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 08, 2018 09:44 PM (vDapD)

629 You'd do it for 38 cents and the cheerleader.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 08, 2018 09:41 PM (0jtPF)

You know my kind.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2018 09:44 PM (vUGmb)

630 I thought cat food had to be served at room temperature for the best results...?

Do you just put a frozen lump out there for them?

Also, is salmonella not a problem for cats? I know they can eat freshly-killed things without much trouble, but salmonella tends to infect already-dead flesh that wasn't handled properly.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who is heterosexual and single and owns a condo, ladies... at June 08, 2018 09:48 PM (wSC8T)

631 I was feeding an '80s cat. Things were different then. Hippie cat ate Asparagus. Half Rabbits.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 08, 2018 10:00 PM (RuIsu)

632 630 I thought cat food had to be served at room temperature for the best results...?

Do you just put a frozen lump out there for them?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who is heterosexual and single and owns a condo, ladies... at June 08, 2018 09:48 PM (wSC8T)

I heat up refrigerated leftover portions of canned food before serving. Just nuke it for a few seconds until it is a little warm to the touch.

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2018 10:59 PM (sdi6R)

633 Bourdain's "true soul mate" Argento, last Monday. That ain't Anthony.

https://tinyurl.com/ycrg6xtp

Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2018 11:08 PM (nZlok)

634 Even the politics is getting hyper-weirdly politicized: Here in Mile-High Denver, we've got a Dem candidate for Colo Governor, AND ALSO a Dem candidate for Colo Attorney General, both running (apparently) against Trump.

It's just ... odd: their TV ads launch into "we have to protect Colorado from TRUMP!!" which leads me to slap the table and holler in protest "But Trump isn't HERE; he's not DOING anything here; there is NO danger that he might steal little children in the dead of night" -- but the ads just go on to assure us that voting for these Dems will save us all from The Dread Power of Teh Donald.

How strange that "duly-elected POTUS" has somehow become synonymous with "Talisman of All Doom".

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at June 09, 2018 02:51 AM (LDLgx)

635 You leftist assholes have been politicizing my sports long before Trump came along. Or have you forgotten all your orgasms whenever President Precious filled out his NCAA brackets?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 09, 2018 01:36 PM (jWe5r)

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