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Obama: I Gave the American People a Great Economy. If They Chose to Elect a "Cartoon" For President, Then To Hell With Them
Yes, the economy was really booming, Captain Bullshit.
Obama spoke with his chief speechwriter, Cody Keenan, and Rhodes by telephone on election night to figure out what he should say, prompting Rhodes to ask if he should offer his reassurances to allies. "No, I don’t think that I’m the one to tell them that," Obama said. A day after the election, Obama sent a message to Rhodes to cheer him, saying "There are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on the earth." But days later, Mr. Obama seemed less sanguine. "I don't know," he told aides. "Maybe this is what people want. I've got the economy set up well for him. No facts. No consequences. They can just have a cartoon." He added that "we're about to find out just how resilient our institutions are, at home and around the world."This guy.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 01, 2018 06:39 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 01, 2018 06:40 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2018 06:40 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: yeah me at June 01, 2018 06:40 PM (uhKSs)
For the first time in my life, I just encountered a PC crisis in a work situation.
I wrote something purely factual, and an utterly ignorant new 22-year-old hire became "offended" by my statement of historical fact because it was "racist against the Latinx community."
Then my boss said I had to change what I wrote to kowtow to this childish bullying ignoramus.
What was the offensive thing I wrote? That the Mexican style of bread loaf called a "telera" was borrowed from the French.
This 22-year-old cretin said it was "racist" to say that an "indigenous food" was "borrowed" from the White Man.
Except -- it's fuckin' true, and this asshole is simply too ignorant or her own history to even know it. The French occupied the city of Puebla in the 1860s, and built bread ovens, and the locals started using the ovens and copying the French "batard" loaves, making slightly smaller versions called "telera." This is extremely well documented -- "telera" did not exist in Mexico until the French occupation.
Racist? Bitch, you're racist against your own culture by being so ignorant of your own history.
Anyway, my boss basically just told me, "I don't know anything about this issue, but we have to be careful not to offend our Latinx team members with racist terminology."
I told her that if she changed one word of my writing, I was out the door, and would resign that instant; and furthermore, she should not let bone-ignorant toddlers have veto power over the entire company, and if you let the race-bullies win once, you might as well sign over the whole company to them right now and quit yourself.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 06:40 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at June 01, 2018 06:40 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2018 06:40 PM (p+Wdc)
By "our institutions" did he mean bathhouses, or Communist memes?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 06:41 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 01, 2018 06:41 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2018 06:41 PM (LgWsy)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 01, 2018 06:41 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at June 01, 2018 06:42 PM (N5dam)
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at June 01, 2018 06:42 PM (lApJ5)
The actual quote is - "I've smoked more joints that grains of sand on the earth."
Don't know why they changed it.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 01, 2018 06:42 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 06:38 PM (c+2jX)
I love you, and your ambiguous gender.
Posted by: Grump928(C) likewise refuses to be willowed at June 01, 2018 06:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: EABOD, Barky at June 01, 2018 06:42 PM (5Swdp)
And it only got worse when he got to the White House. He actually believes the bullshit his court stenographers said about him.
Still surprised we survived this asshole.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 06:42 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 06:42 PM (+lOpA)
Obama as a much less appalling version of Obi Wan Kenobi? LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2018 06:42 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: Elotes at June 01, 2018 06:43 PM (1/3Ez)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2018 06:43 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 01, 2018 06:43 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 06:43 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) likewise refuses to be willowed at June 01, 2018 06:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 06:43 PM (r9UYA)
that doesn't sound gay as hell at all.
Posted by: x at June 01, 2018 06:43 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 01, 2018 06:41 PM (H80UQ)
You have to be totally baked for this to make any sense at all. Then people used to nod and say, "That's heavy, maaaaaan."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 06:43 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 01, 2018 06:43 PM (1/3Ez)
I doubt obama said the economy line, but since its a line to make fun of him on, I'll go with it.
But, I think rhodes was just using the line to give Trump's economy credit to obama.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2018 06:43 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2018 06:43 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at June 01, 2018 06:43 PM (vCA4F)
Kudos to you, zombie, for standing up to that bullshit. I hope it works out in your favor.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 01, 2018 06:44 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 01, 2018 06:44 PM (O5Q3r)
Talk about a feckless cvnt.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 06:44 PM (JtBPN)
Of course I am the one who has the power to not be vexed.
Still. I loathe him.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 01, 2018 06:44 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2018 06:44 PM (GdWl+)
There probably are more spermatozoa in his colon than either one of the above.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 06:44 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2018 06:44 PM (vw6r3)
Yeah, but how many figs are in the grotto?
Posted by: profundity at June 01, 2018 06:45 PM (5Swdp)
Although, in some ways, we *didn't* survive him. My view of the country, in some respects was plummeting from just before most of you had heard his name - but his election, re-election, and the jaw-dropping self-degradation of the country, culture, and institutions have laid down markers it will be hard to erase.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2018 06:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 06:38 PM (c+2jX)
This is how far it's gone.
Food podcast told me that the flour is a northern Mexico thing and means privilege. Corn was from the south and signified poor.
Throw that privilege on her.
Posted by: golfman at June 01, 2018 06:42 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: golfman at June 01, 2018 06:45 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: x at June 01, 2018 06:45 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: golfman at June 01, 2018 06:45 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Kevin Williamson's Fainting Couch at June 01, 2018 06:45 PM (e4ZX9)
I can't help but think that a better response would have been to tell the youngster, "STFU" and then punched them in the face, repeatedly, until they begged your pardon...but I've been told I'm insensitive.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 01, 2018 06:45 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: f'd at June 01, 2018 06:45 PM (UdKB7)
...
This is about Plan B.
How resilient is the Deep State, and all their worldwide connections.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2018 06:46 PM (XKUjU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2018 06:46 PM (9kzYj)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2018 06:46 PM (Tyii7)
let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad's
immigration practices, you feckless cunt! He listens to you! (cough, cough)
Posted by: amy schumer at June 01, 2018 06:46 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Bob Mugabe at June 01, 2018 06:46 PM (EoRCO)
Obama as a much less appalling version of Obi Wan Kenobi? LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2018 06:42 PM (vw6r3)
Coulda been worse. He could've channeled Yoda:
"More stars in the sky than grains of sand on the earth there are."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 06:46 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: Marbles at June 01, 2018 06:46 PM (yhf6w)
A little decency. A little decorum. Why can't you people just use all the words I approve of - and none that I don't ?
The words - they trouble me.
Posted by: ScoggDog - I Just Want Simple Rules at June 01, 2018 06:46 PM (fiGNd)
There are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on the earth.
Something Bracky was told one night when getting pounded up the cornhole in a muzzie desert. Made him feel better.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2018 06:46 PM (r+sAi)
He comes of short lived stock on both sides, as far as we know. He won't see 70.
Posted by: Grump928(C) likewise refuses to be willowed at June 01, 2018 06:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: the dandy at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (bR08X)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (Nfrj5)
Yeah, but how many figs are in the grotto?
Posted by: profundity at June 01, 2018 06:45 PM (5Swdp)
About as many as EBT recipients in the ghetto.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (Nfrj5)
(Sniff.) That's beautiful, man.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 06:48 PM (iNpzW)
But, I think rhodes was just using the line to give Trump's economy credit to obama.
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It's really what he said, I even wrote a memo to file on the whole thing!
(memocracy, indeed)
Posted by: rhodes at June 01, 2018 06:48 PM (1/3Ez)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 06:48 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 01, 2018 06:48 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at June 01, 2018 06:48 PM (xU7mE)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2018 06:48 PM (JFO2v)
There are more flowers in the field than you realize.
(It sounds like something a person says after smoking dope-I mean, it's not as Obama is a deeply philosophical or spiritual person.)
Posted by: Obama Wan Kenobi at June 01, 2018 06:48 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (JFO2v)
So none of the books are yet colored in?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 06:48 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: Kevin Williamson at June 01, 2018 06:48 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Bosk at June 01, 2018 06:48 PM (fjMEv)
Anyway, my boss basically just told me, "I don't know anything about this issue, but we have to be careful not to offend our Latinx team members with racist terminology."
It's good to know that accurate history surrounding food is now racist.
Me: "THAT'S NOT RACIST! Wake TF up!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2018 06:49 PM (GdWl+)
for using an expletive
inappropriate and inexcusable. I crossed a line, and I deeply regret
it.
Posted by: amy schumer at June 01, 2018 06:49 PM (Evws/)
This is a pretty good humble brag from Obama.
The fact that it's fact free means nothing.
More on point would be:
"Did we get it wrong? Did Americans not want racial hatred exacerbated? Did the Middle Class not want it's jobs and livelihoods destroyed?
Did Mothers and Fathers not want there good-hearted children sacrificed on the battlefield by ROE that were guaranteed to get them killed? Did America not want to be overrun with criminal gangs and terrorists streaming across our open borders?
They wanted jobs and Safety and domestic peace and racial harmony?
Who knew?"
Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2018 06:49 PM (ZSkht)
Posted by: ScoggDog - I Just Want Simple Rules at June 01, 2018 06:46 PM (fiGNd)
................
Me too!
Posted by: David French at June 01, 2018 06:49 PM (yhf6w)
There probably are more spermatozoa in his colon than either one of the above.
I snickered out loud.
Posted by: Grump928(C) likewise refuses to be willowed at June 01, 2018 06:49 PM (yQpMk)
Not at work - out of earshot and camera range of course.
Not kidding. They are scared to death of old men when we have our "mad face" on and speak plainly.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2018 06:49 PM (9rIkM)
naw, he's lazy as shit. Trump gets more done by 9AM that he does in a year.
Posted by: x at June 01, 2018 06:49 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (XKZwp)
I've seen several interpretations. Which is official according to AoSSG?
Posted by: golfman at June 01, 2018 06:49 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 01, 2018 06:41 PM (H80UQ)
You have to be totally baked for this to make any sense at all. Then people used to nod and say, "That's heavy, maaaaaan."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now
...
Obama just repeating Neil De Grasses Tyson's pillow talk.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2018 06:49 PM (XKUjU)
Posted by: The Very Deep Thoughts of Barack Obama at June 01, 2018 06:49 PM (e4ZX9)
Posted by: Grump928
So now I've caused you to enter a new state of orientation called "Schrodinger Queer" -- Since I exist in a condition of being two possible gender potentialities simultaneously, you remain both straight and gay at the same time until you open the box and perceive my chromosomes. Only at that point will the function collapse and you will become either straight or gay. Until then, you remain Schrodinger Queer.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 06:50 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 01, 2018 06:50 PM (HjTzR)
This is why I still masturbate to videos of Hillary voters melting down after the election
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (h1jJh)
Have you seen the Ben Rhodes video? The Young Turks meltdown was my Election Night fave, but the Rhodes video has topped it. I think I've watched him stutter "I can't........I can't even..." at least 15 times now and laughed my ass off everytime.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 01, 2018 06:50 PM (H80UQ)
Nah. Some day VJ won't be paying attention and he'll drown in a pool of someone else's semen. (I apologize to the 'ettes)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 01, 2018 06:50 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Bilbo Kristol at June 01, 2018 06:50 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Have Space Suit, Will Travel at June 01, 2018 06:50 PM (URzRo)
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at June 01, 2018 06:51 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 01, 2018 06:51 PM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2018 06:51 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Retribution is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 01, 2018 06:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2018 06:51 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 01, 2018 06:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Not at work - out of earshot and camera range of course.
Not kidding. They are scared to death of old men when we have our "mad face" on and speak plainly.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2018 06:49 PM (9rIkM)
I still thinking diming him to ICE would be the way to go. They throw over a desk, pat him down, and demand proof of legal residency. That would be epic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 06:52 PM (iNpzW)
Check and mate.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 06:52 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 01, 2018 06:52 PM (HjTzR)
Oh, and ISIS.
It is almost a miracle that Egypt survived his attempt to turn them over to the Moslem Brotherhood.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Retribution is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 01, 2018 06:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson sharing his deep wisdom with you at June 01, 2018 06:52 PM (H80UQ)
https://tinyurl.com/ydf6st62
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 06:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 01, 2018 06:53 PM (HjTzR)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 06:53 PM (bUjCl)
He could've caused far more damage than he did if he actually had a work ethic.
Imagine Obama with Trump's skills and energy level. The country would've been utterly destroyed.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2018 06:53 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 01, 2018 06:54 PM (eASYU)
It is almost a miracle that Egypt survived his attempt to turn them over to the Moslem Brotherhood.
Right. And oh I that reminds me obama RUINED Libya.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 01, 2018 06:54 PM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 01, 2018 06:54 PM (f8ilN)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2018 06:54 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 06:54 PM (bUjCl)
This is why I still masturbate to videos of Hillary voters melting down after the election
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 01, 2018 06:47 PM (h1jJh)
Have you seen the Ben Rhodes video? The Young Turks meltdown was my Election Night fave, but the Rhodes video has topped it. I think I've watched him stutter "I can't........I can't even..." at least 15 times now and laughed my ass off everytime.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 01, 2018 06:50 PM (H80UQ)
I've been OD-ing on all those videos the last couple weeks.
Winning like a boss.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 06:54 PM (+lOpA)
There are fewer actual dogs in your supper than brain cells in Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Deep Thoughts with Barack Handy at June 01, 2018 06:55 PM (5Swdp)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2018 06:55 PM (0tfLf)
I made Chili Dogs for supper.
Posted by: Soothsayer
That's racist against the Texanx communitay!
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 06:55 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 01, 2018 06:55 PM (XKZwp)
The only thing obama "set up well" was Iran.
Oh, and ISIS.
and his Hawaiian magma house. It's on a hill above the others.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 06:55 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Obama Wan Kenobi at June 01, 2018 06:55 PM (vw6r3)
Interesting criteria: Corrupted institutions are extremely resilient.
Posted by: Socratease at June 01, 2018 06:55 PM (BT83d)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 01, 2018 06:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Hey!
Posted by: George Cloony at June 01, 2018 06:55 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Reggie Love at June 01, 2018 06:55 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 01, 2018 06:56 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 06:56 PM (+lOpA)
He could've caused far more damage than he did if he actually had a work ethic.
Imagine Obama with Trump's skills and energy level. The country would've been utterly destroyed.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2018 06:53 PM (4ErVI)
Yes, this^^^^^
Plus, we're lucky Hillary! didn't get the nod instead of Obama cuz she would've won over Old Tumor Head.
and then- for sure Obama would've been elected.
16 years of that and America would be Venezuela Cubed.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2018 06:56 PM (ZSkht)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2018 06:56 PM (GdWl+)
When you think about it, this guy could be The Most Overrated Human Being Of All Time.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 01, 2018 06:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Even more than me!
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 01, 2018 06:56 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Barry O'bama at June 01, 2018 06:56 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 06:56 PM (6FqZa)
https://tinyurl.com/ydf6st62
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 06:53 PM (/tuJf)
There are more fingers on my hands than there are toes on my feet.
Posted by: Barack Obama, Observing His New Portrait at June 01, 2018 06:56 PM (Arlb8)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 01, 2018 06:50 PM (xQfPr)
Apology accepted.
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 01, 2018 06:57 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: McCain's Tumor at June 01, 2018 06:57 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: Sri Obama at June 01, 2018 06:57 PM (c+2jX)
zero interest rates was not "set up well", and neither was the $4+T in Quatitative Easing (which even Bernanke lied about at first).
And half trillion dollar a year in trade deficits means foreigners (including enemies) have that much cash to buy up America (land, influence, and buying our government).
But yeah, Obamacare, so my insurance went down ... I mean it went up triple over the eight years. But you solved the Iran and Nork nuke problem ... by saying sure, you can have nukes.
There is really no end to the rants against Captain BullShit. Further corroding the IRS and our IC, bringing children from the third world, children that were often human trafficked, or MS-13, or criminals that are flooding our prisons, then released to kill Americans.
and that is only part of what we know ... Skolkovo and uranium to Russia, our intel and data on all federal employees stolen by (given to?) China, race relations driven to riot levels (intentionally, coordinated from the WH) ... sheesh ... America is still Obama's enemy.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2018 06:57 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at June 01, 2018 06:57 PM (O5Q3r)
ace, if you're here, how are the N-Ts handling this week? I'd think Teh Winning would be driving them to new depths of silliness. But I count on you to take one for the team and track their idiocy.
But don't call me lazy. I'm gonna go dig some pups off the cycad, and take the cans out, and go get propane.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2018 06:57 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Decaf at June 01, 2018 06:57 PM (kZWao)
"we're about to find out just how resilient our institutions are, at home and around the world."
Translation: obama: We're about to find out how deep Deep State is, and how loyal they are to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 01, 2018 06:57 PM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Pres. Trump at June 01, 2018 06:57 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Sri Obama at June 01, 2018 06:57 PM (c+2jX)
LOLz!
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 06:58 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 01, 2018 06:58 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2018 06:58 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 06:40 PM (c+2jX)
God-Damn! I think you might be my new hero.
Posted by: T at June 01, 2018 06:58 PM (MmeCn)
Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2018 06:58 PM (/A+Cl)
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How you doin'?
Posted by: sanofi us PR team at June 01, 2018 06:58 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 01, 2018 06:58 PM (HjTzR)
That he needed everything distilled into bullet points followed by a series of options proposed by his staff, with check boxes?
And he'd check the option he wanted.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2018 06:58 PM (XKUjU)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 01, 2018 06:59 PM (HjTzR)
for all his faults, Baracka prevented John McCain from becoming president. so, thanks?
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 06:54 PM (bUjCl)
You've definitely got a point there.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2018 06:59 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 01, 2018 06:59 PM (FOPyv)
Pretty damn resilient now that you're out of office. What a POS he is.
Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2018 06:59 PM (jm1YL)
the car's name was reggie.
Posted by: x at June 01, 2018 06:59 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: President Donald J Trump at June 01, 2018 07:00 PM (SkuXa)
>>That he needed everything distilled into bullet points followed by a series of options proposed by his staff, with check boxes?
>>And he'd check the option he wanted.
So like the Simpsons movie.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The Very Deep Thoughts of Barack Obama at June 01, 2018 07:00 PM (e4ZX9)
Posted by: T
I dunno about that -- in the history of workplace conflicts, this ranks about a 1.5 on a 1-to-10 scale.
But I am all out of fucks to give.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:00 PM (c+2jX)
When the whirligig whirls and and does its thing with elections and some one we do not like wins, then the cycle is uh, uh turned topsy turvy we must, uh, remember, I am who I am. I was great. No, errr, we can. Yeah. Yes we can.
Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2018 07:00 PM (Nfrj5)
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Just hand over the US to Mexico now.
Posted by: Decaf at June 01, 2018 07:00 PM (kZWao)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2018 07:00 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 01, 2018 07:01 PM (kufk0)
I need ice.
Posted by: the monkey at June 01, 2018 07:01 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2018 07:02 PM (XKUjU)
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Is that where Comey learnt his bible quoting schtick?
Posted by: Decaf at June 01, 2018 07:02 PM (kZWao)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2018 07:02 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Erdu Haiku at June 01, 2018 07:02 PM (czEd0)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 01, 2018 07:02 PM (SkuXa)
Think about what he is implying by saying it. He is comparing himself to "stars," and PDT supporters to sand. He is saying his kind will prevail, similar to his "arc of history" nonsense.
So that is how he sees himself--as a heavenly body looking down on us dirt balls, and confident that he will prevail.
8 years of lies, failure, corruption, incompetence, and disaster, and he is handed his ass, and *still* he is smug and self-superior.
tfg.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 01, 2018 07:03 PM (LWu6U)
"There are more skies in the stars than oceans in the fishes."
- from The Wit and Wisdom of Bronco Bama on sale soon!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2018 07:03 PM (GdWl+)
Obama was taught to read well, and given the talking points.Then he was given his drugs, his parties, a pat on the head and a box of chocolates for being a good boy.
He didn't need drive or ability, he had the DeepState to do all the unmasking, giving billions to help Iran with their nuke program, etc.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2018 07:03 PM (bT8Z4)
I also hope he has to flee to Indonesia to escape prosecution.
Posted by: T at June 01, 2018 07:03 PM (MmeCn)
Posted by: Ben Rhodes, I just can't even at June 01, 2018 07:04 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Kapt Kristol in his motorized canoe at June 01, 2018 07:04 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: President Donald J Trump at June 01, 2018 07:00 PM (SkuXa)
woot.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:04 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2018 07:04 PM (TYVzD)
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He must've been thumbing through Carl Sagan's "Cosmos." It's in there.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2018 07:05 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 07:05 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 01, 2018 07:05 PM (SkuXa)
F*ck me, facts are just evil any longer. The preferred cultures are always original, it's racist to say anything might be borrowed.
Of course, you could point out that the "hispanic" language is basically Spanish, you know, those white guys that are next to France. That should really freak her right the f*ck out.
Of course, the bay area is where you can't open a taqueria if you're white, or make tortillas, because only the chosen people are allowed to do that. These freaks will have me burn all of my luau shirts - even though they were purely a white invention to begin with.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 01, 2018 07:05 PM (RHEDC)
Except one got in office and gave us the best economy in about 50 years and seems to be on track for breaking the logjams that are North Korea and Iran that we've been stuck with for decades.
Posted by: Make Katy Perry Stop Murdering Nuns! at June 01, 2018 07:05 PM (ArVeI)
He has no personality. Doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.
Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2018 07:05 PM (jm1YL)
Ever heard Obama speak without a teleprompter? I'm gonna say all of it.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 01, 2018 06:50 PM (xQfPr)
Or slip and fall in the shower room at Man's Country. That place is probably slipperier than hell!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:05 PM (iNpzW)
obama printed money = "set up well" the economy
Posted by: Soothsayer
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It took Obama to get our credit downgraded.
It took Obama to get serious consideration of negative interest rates.
But he had some one liner about slushys and driving the car into the ditch.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2018 07:05 PM (XKUjU)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at June 01, 2018 07:06 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 06:40 PM (c+2jX)
Your boss used the word "Latinx." The company is too far gone. Eject, eject, eject.
Posted by: JSchuler at June 01, 2018 07:06 PM (7axIG)
Assume he's referring to some real or imagined defenses of Barr, or something?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2018 07:06 PM (QDnY+)
We call them 'fingers,' but I've never once seen them fing anything. -TFG
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 01, 2018 07:06 PM (h46EF)
Posted by: HowlandOffspring at June 01, 2018 07:06 PM (9Xqig)
Posted by: T at June 01, 2018 07:03 PM (MmeCn)
Fvck that shit!
Posted by: All of Indonesia at June 01, 2018 07:06 PM (T71PA)
"Keep your eyes on the ground and never quit reaching around for the stars."
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2018 07:06 PM (WDJSW)
If only you people would channel your misguided passion into a large cause worthy of it, like Communism!
Now my assistant shall post a tweet for me with some cute animal video, which research has shown will make me seem more normal to gullible flyover Merkins.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 01, 2018 07:06 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2018 07:05 PM (mQ0Mc)
When Carl says it it sounds smart. Also Carl was saying there LITERALLY are more stars than grains of sand.
What clusterfuck is saying is anybody's guess.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:07 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 07:07 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:07 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2018 07:08 PM (mQ0Mc)
But I am all out of fucks to give.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:00 PM (c+2jX)
No way. The culture war isn't just the big court battles we see in the news; it's a million little shoves that go on every day. The more people do what you did, the worse off the SJWs will be. Good on you.
Posted by: T at June 01, 2018 07:08 PM (MmeCn)
Honestly I don't even care where. The mere fact of feeling like they don't dare return to the USA would needle them enough to make them miserable even on Tahiti.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 01, 2018 07:08 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: The Very Deep Thoughts of Barack Obama at June 01, 2018 07:08 PM (e4ZX9)
Posted by: Drew in MO at June 01, 2018 07:08 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2018 07:08 PM (lKs2v)
Boy, I've been playing the pug bongos all afternoon so now I'm hungry for, er, hungry as a bitch. See you later.
Posted by: president shit midas at June 01, 2018 07:08 PM (Evws/)
Wait, isn't Ben Rhodes a failed fiction writer? I wonder how much of this crap is dressed up with his flowery imagination?
All of it. SCOAMF's administration was filled with radical leftists, ex-revolutionaries and wanna-be's. Fellow travelers, all.
Virtually no one in his Cabinet had any experience out here in the real world doing anything. So, it was a good match, the blind leading the blind, but the whole country fell into the ditch instead of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2018 07:09 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 07:05 PM (aC6Sd)
Considering Two Scoops is nullifying everything he did other than tremendous debt.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:09 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Decaf at June 01, 2018 07:00 PM (kZWao)
Then we all move to the now uninhabited Mexico, build the wall, and make Mexico into a First World nation, while all the Mexicans languish in squalor and poverty in the now Third World country that used to be the US.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:09 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: Octopussy at June 01, 2018 07:09 PM (LlKzg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2018 07:09 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 01, 2018 07:10 PM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 01, 2018 07:10 PM (h46EF)
Then my boss said I had to change what I wrote to kowtow to this childish bullying ignoramus.
What was the offensive thing I wrote? That the Mexican style of bread loaf called a "telera" was borrowed from the French.
This 22-year-old cretin said it was "racist" to say that an "indigenous food" was "borrowed" from the White Man.
Except -- it's fuckin' true, and this asshole is simply too ignorant or her own history to even know it. The French occupied the city of Puebla in the 1860s, and built bread ovens, and the locals started using the ovens and copying the French "batard" loaves, making slightly smaller versions called "telera." This is extremely well documented -- "telera" did not exist in Mexico until the French occupation.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 06:40 PM (c+2jX)
In El Salvador and parts of Mexico an alternate name for 'telera' is 'pan frances' which translates to FRENCH BREAD! How ignorant can these crybullies be?
Posted by: Surfperch at June 01, 2018 07:10 PM (Arlb8)
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secoded. just in case, tell them you descended from Spanish Hapsburgs.
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:10 PM (bUjCl)
WTF is "there are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on the earth" supposed to mean?
I think it was one of those posters they sell at Despair.Com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2018 07:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2018 07:09 PM (89T5c)
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Protein Slurpees ?
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 07:10 PM (y3aQB)
Anyone want to bet that Obama didn't actually say that and they are just coming up with it to make him seem so worldly and philosophical even though it's all just pseudo-. Unless there is actual video of him saying it or proof of the messages actually existing I call bullshit and it's just more bullshit for the media's obsession with ex-president boyfriend.
Those "quotes" are pure, unadulterated bullshit. He never spoke that way in public.
He's prolly the stupidest president we've ever had. And after Johnson, Carter and BJ Cliton, that's really saying something.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2018 07:11 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2018 07:11 PM (ANIFC)
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Hey, isn't a telera just a form of bolillo, i.e., white wheat roll?
As you say, the baking style (hard crust, soft center) is French. Interesting story about the French in Mexico actually leaving something of worth!
In Panama (my native country) similar rolls are called bolillo frances or just pan frances. The origin is attributed to Frog bakers coming over when DeLesseps was trying to build a canal there. Don't know if that's true.
But who started cultivating wheat in Mexico anyway?
Hint: it wasn't the "indigenous."
Likewise with rice.
And no, Spaniards are not "indigenous!" Or does this kid think so?!?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2018 07:11 PM (0jtPF)
Too bad I can't think of anybody in that position.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 01, 2018 07:12 PM (nBr1j)
Without Barry, there would be no Trump.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Retribution is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 01, 2018 07:12 PM (yQpMk)
This is from a sci-fi novel. Not kidding. Google it.
Also I will eat my hat if he actually said he had the economy all set up for Trump. He wouldn't know an economy if he fell over one. This is just to take credit away from Trump's success now.
Ben needs to go back to college and work on that creative writing degree.
Posted by: PJ at June 01, 2018 07:12 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2018 07:08 PM (lKs2v)
For one thing, it sounds inauthentic.
Now if Rhodes claimed Obama said, "Folks, "there are ... uh ... uh ... uh ... more stars in the ... uh ... uh ... sky than ... hold on ... hold on ...grains of sand ... uh ... uh ... uh ... on the earth," delivered while he looked back and forth at two teleprompters as though he were watching a tennis match, THEN I'd believe he'd said it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:12 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2018 07:12 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2018 07:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 07:12 PM (gt2pY)
Posted by: PJ at June 01, 2018 07:12 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:12 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2018 07:13 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 07:12 PM (gt2pY)
They returned back to "Rent-A-Prop."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:13 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: JSchuler
Actually, the boss is completely oblivious to contemporary culture and later said that she had not ever encountered the word "Latinx" until she got the bullying email from the new employee. But the boss is also a coward and a fool, so she is easily pushed around.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:13 PM (c+2jX)
This is from a sci-fi novel. Not kidding. Google it.
Also I will eat my hat if he actually said he had the economy all set up for Trump. He wouldn't know an economy if he fell over one. This is just to take credit away from Trump's success now.
Ben needs to go back to college and work on that creative writing degree.
Posted by: PJ at June 01, 2018 07:12 PM (qlTN9)
Oh he probably believes the shit about the economy. Remember for them it isn't about people actually finding work and keep their money and being able to buy shit. The economy being good to them is how much they can squeeze out of it for the government and shaking down donations to their foundations, which was certainly doing quite well under Obama.
Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2018 07:14 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2018 07:14 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2018 07:14 PM (r+sAi)
"There are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on the earth."
Has somebody counted all the grains of sand on the earth? How do we know for sure there are more stars?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 01, 2018 07:14 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2018 07:09 PM (89T5c)
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Protein Slurpees ?
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 07:10 PM (y3aQB)
Two supercilious marshmallows would be enough for a supercilious Smores bar.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 01, 2018 07:14 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2018 07:14 PM (ANIFC)
I think this whole thing is about Iran. Why?
CIA says Iran not building nukes and halts Bush in his tracks.
Stuxnet- Israeli's say , Oh yes they are
Killary sells 20% of our uranium to Russia
Russia is supplying all the uranium to the Bushrer reactor that Iran claims is solely for energy purposes.
China and Iran have opened the silk road
NK is the testing ground for Iranian nuke capability.
Barky becomes President and appeases China and NK.
Barky sells out the USA in Iraq and again with his red line in Syria.
KIllary made the uranium deal and then enters Kerry.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2018 07:14 PM (+RI5t)
God, how I'd have loved to have had him as a student. I'd have crushed his ego like a bug as a first step in getting him in the frame of mind where he could actually learn something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:14 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: f'd at June 01, 2018 07:15 PM (UdKB7)
"That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being.."
(Watch out for Donald Sutherland's bare ass)
Posted by: wooga at June 01, 2018 07:15 PM (h9wwh)
You didn't build that.
---- other shit Choom Boy babbled
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Former President Soetoro at June 01, 2018 07:15 PM (vjv9J)
Posted by: The Honorable Justin Trudeau at June 01, 2018 07:15 PM (Jj+59)
https://tinyurl.com/Economic-devastation
Posted by: MAGA at June 01, 2018 07:15 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: President Toonces at June 01, 2018 07:15 PM (yQpMk)
Theoretically if I'd have known we would in advance I'd have made better decisions. Theoretically.
Also we won't really know for sure til PDT denukes NoKo, Iran.
Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2018 07:15 PM (FhXTo)
Sounds like something Coney would say.
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 07:15 PM (gt2pY)
No seriously, I've never had sexual relations with a woman.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 01, 2018 07:15 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:13 PM (c+2jX)
Great. So push her around.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:15 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: Barack Mugabe at June 01, 2018 07:15 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2018 07:16 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Just another Horde chumsucker at June 01, 2018 07:16 PM (WPxnj)
Have you seen these gas prices under President Cartoon? Can you believe this guy?
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at June 01, 2018 07:16 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Why does that seem like a reference to the movie "Orlando"?
Posted by: Gen. Kurt Student at June 01, 2018 07:17 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:17 PM (iNpzW)
What the FCUK did he actually do, besides grow the deficit and work for a 1000+ page law that is expensive as hell and confusing to boot? Instead of lifting the oceans, did his mere flatulence cause the markets to rise and unemployment to drop, and he timed it to coincide with when Trump relaxed regs and the corporate tax rate?
God, I hate that mofo.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at June 01, 2018 07:17 PM (Gim9y)
I think this whole thing is about Iran.
I don't if it is all about Iran but I believe it certainly was a big part of it.
The fact that this has international connections means it is more than simple domestic politics.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 07:18 PM (gt2pY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:18 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:17 PM (iNpzW)
Heh. That says it all.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 01, 2018 07:18 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: I Have No Answers at June 01, 2018 07:18 PM (mrSl4)
Posted by: Surfperc
PRECISELY!
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:18 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2018 07:18 PM (+RI5t)
Thanks for that image, but first she'd have to pull Thereyza's strap-on off that particular horse's ass.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 07:18 PM (6FqZa)
I can picture the door to Airforce One opening to release a gigantic cloud of choom smoke.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 01, 2018 07:19 PM (nBr1j)
As you say, the baking style (hard crust, soft center) is French. Interesting story about the French in Mexico actually leaving something of worth!
Wait until they get a load of a vietnamese sandwich.
The bun fits that description.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 01, 2018 07:19 PM (1g7ch)
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i think French Influence - food, came in with Emperor Maximilian whose wife was Belgian and a granddaughter of Louis Phillip of France
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:19 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: jug-eared fuck at June 01, 2018 07:19 PM (Evws/)
Put Michelle on a plane to wherever she wants.Play a lot of golf.Drink a lot of martinis with some "interesting people."Play a lot of golf.Blame Bush.
Posted by: PJ at June 01, 2018 07:19 PM (qlTN9)
P.S. Obama, Hillary, Pelosi and all the other various fuckwit leftists have to be given more time to spew their fuckwitness.
You go girls!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 01, 2018 07:20 PM (pw+jk)
Now here we sit and he has been a better President than we ever hoped for. People who didn't vote for him are now glad he won. So he has outperformed most people's expectations.
So I get Obama's slam about cartoon. People still make the Barnum Bailey comparison. The economy though? No, Mr. Community Organizer, you don't get credit for that. The difference is too stark.
The "no facts, no consequences" line sounds more like the description of Obama's Presidency. Or what the Resistance media should put on their mastheads.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 01, 2018 07:20 PM (exkr6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:18 PM (iNpzW)
That's why he was what they were waiting for.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:20 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: The Honorable Justin Trudeau at June 01, 2018 07:20 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2018 07:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Former President Soetoro at June 01, 2018 07:20 PM (vjv9J)
Wait - we still invented the lawnmower, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:20 PM (iNpzW)
For 8 years he convinced most of the world that Barky's foreign policy was brilliant.
Okay, even Ben himself admitted this was easy to do with such a pathetic press corps, but still.......
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2018 07:20 PM (0jtPF)
Put
Michelle on a plane to wherever she wants.Play a lot of golf.Drink a
lot of martinis with some "interesting people."Play a lot of golf.Blame
Bush.
Posted by: PJ at June 01, 2018 07:19 PM (qlTN9)
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Take mucho verga in mi culo tambien.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 01, 2018 07:21 PM (pw+jk)
I love the Marines. They are great umbrella valets.
I saw that pic again a couple of months ago, Barky stepping off of Air Force 1 helicopter.
I was just as pissed as I was when I first saw it 8 years ago
That Marine had more class and patriotism in his left toe than Barky could ever imagine.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2018 07:21 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: joey biden at June 01, 2018 07:21 PM (Evws/)
(Later) It was the world's red line, not mine!
----- Lying, sashaying, swishing traitor
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2018 07:21 PM (QDnY+)
Under my plan energy prices will necessarily skyrocket.
Gas did hit $4.00/gal. Meanwhile grocery prices doubled down here in about three years. They were going up so fast I kept a few receipts to track the increases during that time..
I'd look at the difference in prices from a year ago, listen to Progda say that "inflation is running under 1%" and go, "You have got to fucking be kidding me with that crap. I see that none of those people buy their own groceries themselves."
When Juan McLame's tumor failed to make Obama's video about making energy prices skyrocket (which just happens to lower everyone's standard of living) into an ad, I started having some real doubts about him. Still think he would've been better than the SCOAMF, but given his record, not by much.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2018 07:21 PM (GdWl+)
We call them 'fingers,' but I've never once seen them fing anything. -TFG
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 01, 2018 07:06 PM (h46EF)
What if our galaxy was just one atom in some giant's fingernail?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Caramel Vodka is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 01, 2018 07:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: joey biden at June 01, 2018 07:21 PM (Evws/)
Paninisexuals.
Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2018 07:21 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 01, 2018 07:22 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Ben Had
might be time to open his Navy file on those meetings with the NV in Paris after he lost that election. what's the statute of limitations on treason?
Posted by: x at June 01, 2018 07:22 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: WonkishRogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at June 01, 2018 07:22 PM (O9JR8)
Posted by: Drew in MO at June 01, 2018 07:22 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Barak Obama at June 01, 2018 07:22 PM (pw+jk)
Can't say the same for the grandee-fuckups.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 07:23 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: I want to fake it with yoj at June 01, 2018 07:23 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:23 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:23 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 01, 2018 07:23 PM (HjTzR)
I thought he was the only GOP candidate who had a chance to win. And for my part, I WANTED a bull in a china shop, desperately, passionately. This is not an era in which a Romney-style technocrat is needed; we needed someone who would smash and destroy the progress the left had made in subjugating our country.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:23 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 01, 2018 07:24 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Former President Soetoro at June 01, 2018 07:24 PM (vjv9J)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:18 PM (iNpzW)
Hillary was set to make Mao blush with what she has in store for America and our citizens. We dodged a fatal bullet. I still can't belive it.
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 07:24 PM (gt2pY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:24 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 01, 2018 07:24 PM (nBr1j)
Valerie Fucking Jarrett. "He is too smart for the job. The presidency bores him."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:25 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 01, 2018 07:06 PM (h46EF)
Unless somebody pulls one-
"Fing" is Hungarian for "fart". Really.
Posted by: Miklos, finging in TFG's general direction at June 01, 2018 07:25 PM (zCyNd)
Let's face it: Obama was basically the lawn jockey for a shadowy hard-left cabal to push the US toward Marxism. That's what they selected him for, groomed him for, and used him for.
And they'd have gotten away with it, too, if not for those meddling deplorables!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2018 07:25 PM (GdWl+)
--- Actual shit Barry said about his beard
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:23 PM (ptqGC)
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Don't get between Michelle and the frozen placenta bar.
--- Actual shit Jukin said about his beard
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 01, 2018 07:25 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 01, 2018 07:24 PM (nBr1j)
That same one who said Hillary was the smartest woman in the world.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 01, 2018 07:25 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 01, 2018 07:26 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:26 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2018 07:26 PM (Tyii7)
These words make no sense together. Where I come from, new employees are too busy kissing ass to make waves.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Caramel Vodka is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 01, 2018 07:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:13 PM (c+2jX)
Great. So push her around.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
That's exactly what I did.
It's not so much a tribute to my "bravery" that I stood up for myself, but rather an acknowledgment that the boss is a moral ragdoll and will cave in to any threat from any direction. All I have to do is stand firm and she'll cave. If the mentally retarded Latinx decides to escalate and the boss flips back, then BOOM I'm outta there.
Keep in mind I've never met or spoke to the new person. The whole dispute is done by proxy with the boss as the middle-woman.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:26 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Wildcat72 at June 01, 2018 07:27 PM (yiAMj)
Hillary would have been that x 1,000.
Thank you Lord, for gifting us the flawed man, Donald Trump, and giving us another chance.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 01, 2018 07:24 PM (nBr1j)
No one really believes that, any more than anyone believes that Mike is the most beautiful woman in the world. The left started that super intelligence for two reasons: one, he is a leftist, and they're always brilliant, and two, he's black.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:27 PM (iNpzW)
Maybe this is what people want. I've got the economy set up well for him.
In other words, Chocolate Fonzie knew damned well that he'd butt-fucked the economy, and that the new administration's about-face would produce a booming economy almost immediately.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2018 07:27 PM (eXA4G)
Bless the moron than did the research to find out that Strzok's father has deep ties to Iran. What was more important than Iran in 2015.
Merkle was already selling her country out for Iranian contracts and Cameron was doing the same , as was Hollande.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2018 07:27 PM (+RI5t)
Posted by: The Honorable Justin Trudeau at June 01, 2018 07:28 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 01, 2018 07:28 PM (HjTzR)
Posted by: WonkishRogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at June 01, 2018 07:22 PM (O9JR
Yea, he makes it sound like he did Trump a favor.
Obama did inherit a horrendous mess...right after the 2008 crash. But he didn't really do too much to bring the economy around. Taxpayer dollars did that bailing out banks. Then he used taxpayer dollars to prop things up. He didn't do anything about NAFTA, or changing things so 2008 wouldn't happen again. He basically did maintenance and speeches and law breaking for 8 years.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 01, 2018 07:28 PM (exkr6)
Grasshopper, what is the sound of a cowpie hitting the earth?
Posted by: pep at June 01, 2018 07:28 PM (LAe3v)
Not the visible sky ... and stars aren't in the sky, they're quite a bit beyond the sky. I know, he meant "the Heavens". ... but what the hell is that supposed to mean, anyway? Barky can't count past 11 so as far as he's concerned there's pretty much the same number of everything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 01, 2018 07:28 PM (WUY4z)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 01, 2018 07:25 PM (T71PA)
Also she was best parallel parker in the world.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:28 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:27 PM (ptqGC)
Amen.
godblessallthempygmiesdownnewguinea
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:28 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: joey biden at June 01, 2018 07:29 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:19 PM (bUjCl)
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Yeah, that makes sense for Mexico --- but not for Panama.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2018 07:29 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: The rootkit at June 01, 2018 07:29 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:29 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Don Q at June 01, 2018 07:29 PM (NgKpN)
259 Let's face it: Obama was basically the lawn jockey for a shadowy
hard-left cabal to push the US toward Marxism. That's what they selected
him for, groomed him for, and used him for.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:18 PM (iNpzW)
That's why he was what they were waiting for.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:20 PM (+lOpA)
And also why the Left sealed up Barky's past like a ducks ass, including his childhood, his Columbia years, and that pic in 2005 of him smiling with Crazy Louie that appeared in 2017.
The Marxist takeover was slowed by the way the Founding Fathers created the Constitution, not any modern leadership. Trump was the only unknown they could not control, shame, or kill.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2018 07:29 PM (UsCnO)
No words are needed.
Posted by: Drider at June 01, 2018 07:29 PM (HdKKm)
the 2008 crash. But he didn't really do too much to bring the economy
around. Taxpayer dollars did that bailing out banks. Then he used
taxpayer dollars to prop things up. He didn't do anything about NAFTA,
or changing things so 2008 wouldn't happen again. He basically did
maintenance and speeches and law breaking for 8 years.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 01, 2018 07:28 PM (exkr6)
I fondly recall Cash for Clunkers, and a friend of ours lost his long-time family owned car dealership....because they didn't vote properly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: pep at June 01, 2018 07:28 PM (LAe3v)
And does it sound like Reggie's shorts hitting the floor?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:29 PM (iNpzW)
This is a euphemism for some sex act, isn't it?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Caramel Vodka is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 01, 2018 07:30 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bho at June 01, 2018 07:30 PM (nFwvY)
This is the address to complain and YES they make you write a letter, through snail mail because they are pretty much fuck you. I've been a wirelees customer for 20 years and before that a GTE customer since 1978... I know hard to believe for a 29 year old but true.
Verizon CorporateP.O. Box 408Newark NJ 07101
Have at it Horde.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 01, 2018 07:30 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Guy who fukcs bread at June 01, 2018 07:30 PM (O9JR8)
I am very happy to say that President Barack Obama pleasantly surprised me. I was wrong. President Obama did NOT blunder us, or any other nation into a nuclear exchange.
I am very happy that I was wrong.
Posted by: rd at June 01, 2018 07:30 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 01, 2018 07:30 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 01, 2018 07:30 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Former President Soetoro at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (vjv9J)
Posted by: Michael Obama at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (DuAZ5)
Yeah, that makes sense for Mexico --- but not for Panama.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2018 07:29 PM (0jtPF)
...and it was so delicious, that it made it's way all the way to Panama via traveling French chefs !
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (bUjCl)
A lot of people thought Obama was a genius. Steve Sailer(!) was one.
I didn't see it. But then, I believe only mathematical ability should count.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:29 PM (ptqGC)
That was truly an outrage. Obongo bails out GM, but requires them to shut down the Saturn division - the only division that was making money - because it wasn't unionized. What a pair of coincidences, huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
No. The lawnmower was invented by Muslim Eskimos back before Climate Chaos killed all the lawns in the Maldives!
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (c+2jX)
Shut the fuck up and go suck on a dead porcupine ass.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:27 PM (ptqGC)
Seriously. Trump ain't perfect, but HRC would have been a death knell for America. The border would basically have been erased by now.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (exkr6)
Obama did inherit a horrendous mess...right after the 2008 crash. But he didn't really do too much to bring the economy around. Taxpayer dollars did that bailing out banks. Then he used taxpayer dollars to prop things up. He didn't do anything about NAFTA, or changing things so 2008 wouldn't happen again. He basically did maintenance and speeches and law breaking for 8 years.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 01, 2018 07:28 PM (exkr6)
It was a crises brought on by the Government itself... and the bail out money? was used as a slush fund for the Banking industry to consolidate into Larger banks...
You know... banks that owned more stock in the Fed Reserve.
Not a single damn 'Toxic Asset' was ever bought... not one.
It was a pure and simple bait and switch, brought to you by Timmy Geithner, the Fed Chairman, and the Big banks.
Posted by: Don Q at June 01, 2018 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
No. The lawnmower was invented by Muslim Eskimos back before Climate Chaos killed all the lawns in the Maldives!
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (c+2jX)
This is why I come here.
Muslim Eskimos
Rofl
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 01, 2018 07:32 PM (exkr6)
**shivers** I think the ghost of Amish Dude just blew through.
Posted by: pep at June 01, 2018 07:32 PM (LAe3v)
Somewhere in this mess are slimy, corrupt hands of George Soros.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:32 PM (/tuJf)
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Coordinated team effort a la Journolist, especially using the phrase 'smartest man in the/any room'.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2018 07:33 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: bho at June 01, 2018 07:30 PM (nFwvY)
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Shit like this is why I love this place!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 01, 2018 07:33 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (iNpzW)
The. Fucking. Guy.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 01, 2018 07:33 PM (T71PA)
That sounds like something he read from a particularly cogent fortune cookie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2018 07:33 PM (9kzYj)
Posted by: Barack Mugabe at June 01, 2018 07:34 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2018 07:34 PM (Tyii7)
Which fellating sycophant served as ground zero for the ridiculous belief in Obama's super intelligence?
John Heilemann and Mark Halperin
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2018 07:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 07:34 PM (6FqZa)
Lessee... We survived eight years of
An American-hating President
A drooling idiot as Vice President
A communist/crypto-muslim CIA Director
A National Security Adviser with no impulse control
An anti-Semite UN Ambassador
An Iranian mole as Senior Advisor to the President
A van driver as National Security Spokesperson
A wartime traitor as Secretary of State
A child molester as Safe School Czar
Yeah. I really think America is pretty resilient, ShitMidas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 07:34 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 01, 2018 07:34 PM (WUY4z)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (6FqZa)
Or at least problem solving.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:34 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)
----- CiC Prissypants
(As Special Forces are using horses in the mountains of Afghanistan, and our military (at least the Marines) are still carrying bayonets.}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:35 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Former President Soetoro at June 01, 2018 07:35 PM (vjv9J)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Caramel Vodka is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 01, 2018 07:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)
Last I saw them they were on the WH menu.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 01, 2018 07:35 PM (T71PA)
I was thinking "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey, but yours works too.
Posted by: pep at June 01, 2018 07:35 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (iNpzW)
I almost bought a new Saturn that year, but the killed it so I expected little long term support (10+ years).
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 01, 2018 07:35 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (iNpzW)
The. Fucking. Guy.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 01, 2018 07:33 PM (T71PA)
And they killed Pontiac...
And now Chevrolet has a Firebird version Camaro...
That my friends... is outrage...
and I say that as someone who drives a Camaro.
Posted by: Don Q at June 01, 2018 07:36 PM (NgKpN)
I didn't see it. But then, I believe only mathematical ability should count.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 07:31 PM (6FqZa)
Mathematical ability is not the only measure by any standard.
Having said that, Obama's no great shakes. I'd rate him as an average college student in intellectual ability.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:36 PM (iNpzW)
I hate to bring this up , lots of dog lovers and all, but...has anyone
seen (recently) either of the two Portuguese Water Dogs owed by the
obamas ????
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)
They've either been turned over to a shelter or rescue organization (bye-bye, photo ops), or Barry has eaten them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 07:36 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 01, 2018 07:36 PM (6z+aW)
Posted by: Mega at June 01, 2018 07:36 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Plymouth Duster at June 01, 2018 07:37 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 01, 2018 07:37 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: B. O. at June 01, 2018 07:37 PM (NgKpN)
I thought it was a parody at first but this clown was serious.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 07:34 PM (6FqZa)
I assume he's in the Kristol wing of player hating.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:38 PM (+lOpA)
Now here we sit and he has been a better President than we ever hoped for. People who didn't vote for him are now glad he won. So he has outperformed most people's expectations.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 01, 2018 07:20 PM (exkr6)
How do you see the world ?
Do you see it as a system of things you mostly don't understand ? Or a system of things that you mostly do ? I hope that's not too personal a question.
OK - the italics shit is a schtick meant for a few others. Not you. Pay no attention to that.
I think - sincerely - that how you saw Trump reflects on those first questions. Were you confident enough , or even just angry enough to really word I shouldn't use here that rhymes with "uck", for fear of offending someone, although others seem to have mastered the art with the system ?
Where you fell with Trump, if I may be so bold to say so, falls along with that.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2018 07:38 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2018 07:33 PM (Evws/)
REST room, maybe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:38 PM (iNpzW)
......
First of all, I applaud you standing your ground. These are the battles.
Secondly, and I am musing as much as I am asking, but is there a point at which false accusations of racism become defamation of character?
Given that individuals are being fired from jobs due to allegations of racism in our current cultural climate, it seems plausible that an allegation of racism carries with it more than just "I hate that guy, he's a racist asshole" responses, ut in fact entailed you being called in for a disciplinary meeting. In theory, your supervisor could perhaps have even terminated your employment over something that was not in actuality racist.
I'm not really suggesting that you personally SHOULD be the test case in a courtroom by filing a defamation suit, but I am suggesting it would be REALLY F*CKING COOL if you were the subject of a landmark case.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2018 07:39 PM (B6+JK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 07:39 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 07:36 PM (aC6Sd)
==
and now leftists can call the First Daughter a c*nt and suggest she have sex with her father and get a "fake" tv award.
Shooting war can't be too far away.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 01, 2018 07:39 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 01, 2018 07:39 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2018 07:39 PM (Tyii7)
how we needed to just stop and marvel at his awesomeness because we
might not see his kind again?
Are you sure that wasn't Justin Trudeau? Was he dressed in a sari and turban?
Posted by: pep at June 01, 2018 07:39 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:36 PM (iNpzW)
Barky is well below average, even given the idiots we have in colleges, these days.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 01, 2018 07:39 PM (WUY4z)
Don't forget Pontiac. The Gaia raping performance nameplate of GM.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Caramel Vodka is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 01, 2018 07:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 07:39 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: PaleRider
Dude, if a horse jumped on your ankle, you need it X-rayed ASAP. Horses weigh a ton and are immensely strong. I'd be surprised if you didn't have a break or a fracture in there somewhere.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:40 PM (c+2jX)
Shooting war can't be too far away.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 01, 2018 07:39 PM (pw+jk)
and that is how pissed I am not to mention Keith Olberdouche has a new talk show!!
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 01, 2018 07:40 PM (ICWiF)
I thought it was a parody at first but this clown was serious.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:37 PM (/tuJf)
Shorter version: "I'm not a racist! When he farts, I admire the fragrance and the musicality, so that proves I'm not a racist!"
Same thing with all the Obama is super intelligent crap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:40 PM (iNpzW)
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That's just a lie. Obamacare and Stimulus spending saved the economy. The $150 Billion to Iran and destruction of Gaddafi were masterstrokes of Smart Diplomacy and economic investment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2018 07:40 PM (QxXRY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 07:34 PM (6FqZa)
Check the Caribe Deck, Cabin C258
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 07:41 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Nah, there's no need to go overboard. He is profoundly mediocre.
Posted by: pep at June 01, 2018 07:41 PM (LAe3v)
No, it was Barry. Ace posted it here, I think it was the first year of his reign of error.
It was total fanboy nauseating garbage.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:41 PM (/tuJf)
You know... banks that owned more stock in the Fed Reserve.
Not a single damn 'Toxic Asset' was ever bought... not one.
It was a pure and simple bait and switch, brought to you by Timmy Geithner, the Fed Chairman, and the Big banks.
Posted by: Don Q at June 01, 2018 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
Yep. I knew as soon as he hired Geithner we were screwed. Then Paulson in the hen house. Congress had been warned it was coming and they dismissed the warning. I remember because I could see it coming and I was like chicken little yelling the sky was falling. And it did.
I was reading more foreign sites at the time since our talking heads were getting nothing right. The foreign press did a much better job. In fact, there were some former White House staff saying if you were only reading American news you weren't getting the real story about what was going on.
Anyway, I'm in danger of going into tons of details. Let's just say, after the crisis was over, Barry did nothing to ensure it doesn't happen again. He announced the loans were paid back...but not that after they came in through the front door they went right back to the companies out the back door, with some kind of chicanery.
We got screwed. Period. Still could happen again.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 01, 2018 07:41 PM (exkr6)
That was right after the election, and it was said on MSLSD. I knew at that moment we were doomed.
And then there was another "journalist" who said Obama was "too good for us."
Our long, eight year nightmare finally ended in 2016.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2018 07:41 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 01, 2018 07:39 PM (WUY4z)
Actually, I kind of agree with that assessment. I was trying to lean into the wind on this one because of my personal distaste for the man and his politics, and to do so gave him the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:42 PM (iNpzW)
>>Are you sure that wasn't Justin Trudeau? Was he dressed in a sari and turban?
No, it was Barry. Ace posted it here, I think it was the first year of his reign of error.
It was total fanboy nauseating garbage.
I meant the Canadian. Apparently my little jest was littler than I thought.
Posted by: pep at June 01, 2018 07:42 PM (LAe3v)
I am very happy to say that President Barack Obama pleasantly surprised me. I was wrong. President Obama did NOT blunder us, or any other nation into a nuclear exchange.
I am very happy that I was wrong.
Posted by: rd at June 01, 2018 07:30 PM (4dz1m)
Russia and/or China squandered a golden opportunity. Does anybody think Obama would have retaliated if they had nuked us?
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2018 07:42 PM (sdi6R)
Not a doctor nor have I stayed in any inns lately.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:42 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 01, 2018 07:42 PM (GNCPT)
As I have often pointed out, one of the few things that we do know for a fact about Barry Soetoro is that he was not even a National Merit Semi-Finalist.
Einstein he ain't.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Caramel Vodka is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 01, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2018 07:43 PM (+RI5t)
Nope.
Unvarnished stupid, he is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 07:43 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 01, 2018 07:43 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
This "company" is pretty small and really discombobulated. The owner is a ditzy woman who has no "corporate policy" or anything even resembling it -- she just improvises random shit as she goes along. It wouldn't be a very significant test case.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:44 PM (c+2jX)
Warning. Do not eat or drink while reading.
https://tinyurl.com/y84prthl
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: pep at June 01, 2018 07:41 PM (LAe3v)
No. Anyone who uses "AND" to express a ratio is well below mediocre ... and that's for 8th graders.
Barky is an idiot.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 01, 2018 07:44 PM (WUY4z)
Posted by: John F'N Kerry at June 01, 2018 07:44 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 01, 2018 07:45 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Barack the profound at June 01, 2018 07:45 PM (L9nK5)
>>That he needed everything distilled into bullet points followed by a series of options proposed by his staff, with check boxes?
>>And he'd check the option he wanted.
So like the Simpsons movie.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:00 PM
Aide: Mr. President, we have the paper ready for you.
Obama: How long is this gonna take? My tee time is coming up.
Aide: You pick one from Column A, two from Column B. We just need you to check the items you want.
Obama: Huh. I don't see any Kung Pao Chicken.
Aide: Ummm, this is the paper on Syria. I can get you a menu for Yoo Soh Dum if you'd like.
Obama: Hmmm, I'll go with red line from Column A, ISIS is the JV team and contain them not destroy them, from Column B.
Aide: Very good, sir. Thank you.
Obama: You know, your ass really fills out those pants nicely.
Aide:
Obama: Alright, I guess we're done here. I'm out.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 01, 2018 07:45 PM (2NqXo)
Einstein he ain't.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Caramel Vodka is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 01, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)
Barky couldn't crack 920 on his SATs (or PSATs) on his luckiest day.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 01, 2018 07:46 PM (WUY4z)
But when the boy (normal Americans) exposed his nakedness, the boy was fired and whipped, for being a racist, and the media and LowInfoVoters continued to praise the naked (druggie, starlet enamored leftist memester) KingPutt.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2018 07:46 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 07:45 PM (ptqGC)
Deer. All I get strolling through are coyotes and rats.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 07:47 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:44 PM (c+2jX)
....
I'm not really suggesting you sue the company in this particular instance.
Your suit would actually be against the worker that falsely accused you of racism, who surely understood that this accusation could result in your termination or in disciplinary actions.
Let's be honest, she went after your work and in reality, your job.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2018 07:47 PM (B6+JK)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2018 07:48 PM (+RI5t)
ONLY Hitler was the mindset of this fucking COCKSUCKER, to think like that. "you have failed me! damn you all!"I pray I live to see this fucking slithering muslim cunt gurgle its last breath
Posted by: KenH at June 01, 2018 07:48 PM (gb1DR)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 01, 2018 07:45 PM (eASYU)
You'd hate to end up with a blood clot though.
And good job Zombie.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2018 07:48 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 01, 2018 07:48 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2018 07:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2018 07:49 PM (Evws/)
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Or be the 'top' next time!
Posted by: andycanuck
It took 432 comments, but this thread finally went Enumclaw.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:49 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2018 07:50 PM (iTpm7)
Pffft. You haven't known pain until you've experienced "horseshoe balls."
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at June 01, 2018 07:50 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2018 07:47 PM (B6+JK)
Controlling Speech ... it really does work.
And Your Speech Being Offensive is probably the biggest, baddest tool in the box, if you don't mind me being so bold for saying so.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2018 07:50 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: f'd at June 01, 2018 07:51 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2018 07:51 PM (Tyii7)
>>That he needed everything distilled into bullet points followed by a series of options proposed by his staff, with check boxes?
I once consulted for a CEO who wanted the technical competitive landscape in a field boiled down to check, plus, minus.
That's kind of like boiling down the progress of Western civilization into check, plus, minus.
He was sufficiently simple that he viewed all quantities as scalars that could be compared directly.
I was just glad he didn't ask me to rate who is the best athlete, check, plus, minus. Lessee, we've got marathon runners who can run 26 miles, but barely have enough strength to lift their dicks, and we've got power lifters, who can lift small vehicles, but can't run 100 yards before nightfall. Hmmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:51 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2018 07:52 PM (Tbklz)
Posted by: ro-man at June 01, 2018 07:52 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 01, 2018 07:52 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 01, 2018 07:52 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:53 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2018 07:48 PM (KP5rU)
AIDS is a better bet. Especially if someone replaces his protease inhibitor cocktail (?) with a placebo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:53 PM (iNpzW)
saying "There are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on the
earth."
--
How has he determined that? Sure, space is vast and limitless, but there's a lot of room between those stars. And you probably step on a million grains of sand just walking to the water's edge and back to the shower, and those are just the ones on the absolute surface. There are more in the water. There are LOTS more directly underneath you.
Heck, we haven't even discussed deserts or the next beach five miles away.
I think Obama once again had no idea what he was reading.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 01, 2018 07:53 PM (VgKNm)
Let's see if he notices the difference...
Posted by: The Folgers Guy at June 01, 2018 07:54 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2018 07:54 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2018 07:54 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2018 07:52 PM (Tbklz)
Bunnies!!!
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 01, 2018 07:55 PM (ICWiF)
I think the plan was that if we were attacked, Barky would immediately surrender our country to islam
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 01, 2018 07:55 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:55 PM (+lOpA)
Oh no, he produced them. And they were routinely voted down in Congress. At least is was voted down unanimously. He didn't get a single Democrat vote.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2018 07:52 PM (Tbklz)
I get an occasional roadrunner but they never try to outwit the coyotes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 07:55 PM (FsRTQ)
--
The economy that was so awesome that the feds let the First Black President roll with zero percent interest rates and he still couldn't accomplish jack sh*t for the economy before the same feds, Nobel-wise, cranked the percentages up the literal month that Trump took office.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 01, 2018 07:56 PM (VgKNm)
387 Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 06:40 PM (c+2jX)
......
First of all, I applaud you standing your ground. These are the battles.
Secondly, and I am musing as much as I am asking, but is there a point at which false accusations of racism become defamation of character?
Given that individuals are being fired from jobs due to allegations of racism in our current cultural climate, it seems plausible that an allegation of racism carries with it more than just "I hate that guy, he's a racist asshole" responses, ut in fact entailed you being called in for a disciplinary meeting. In theory, your supervisor could perhaps have even terminated your employment over something that was not in actuality racist. The
I'm not really suggesting that you personally SHOULD be the test case in a courtroom by filing a defamation suit, but I am suggesting it would be REALLY F*CKING COOL if you were the subject of a landmark case.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2018 07:39 PM (B6+JK)
"You DO NOT want to be a test case." - Joel Rosenberg
Joel was a sci-fi writer, and one of the people that pushed Shall Issue Carry Permits through the MN Legislature.
He had to sue the city of Minneapolis to force them to issue him a "May Issue" Permit, even though he and his family were being threatened and stalked by a deranged man. He won, and earned the everlasting hatred of the Minneapolis PD.
RIP
Posted by: rd at June 01, 2018 07:56 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2018 07:52 PM
A foursome. Were they playing bridge?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 01, 2018 07:56 PM (2NqXo)
I think Tim Geithner's father worked for the Ford foundation in Asia, along with Stanley Ann Dunham
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at June 01, 2018 07:56 PM (CL76w)
Just adjusting for that White Privilege...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 07:56 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2018 07:48 PM (KP5rU)
AIDS is a better bet. Especially if someone replaces his protease inhibitor cocktail (?) with a placebo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevar
My Dead Pool bet on the manner that BO dies an eventual natural death is: Lung cancer. Now that he's no longer in the spotlight, he no longer has to pretend he quit smoking. Plus, he also smoked a ton of weed back in the '70s and '80s, which we now know is also very bad for your lungs (not quite as bad as tobacco, but close). And he's still a nicotine addict to this day, and probably a THC addict too.
Fifty bucks says the lung cancer will get him before the HIV virus.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:57 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:55 PM (/tuJf)
I remember that one, voted down in the Senate 99-0. A shutout!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:57 PM (iNpzW)
Posted by: f'd at June 01, 2018 07:57 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Groucho Marx at June 01, 2018 07:57 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2018 07:52 PM (Tbklz)
A rabbit ran right in front of me just a couple of feet away as I exited the house this morning. I spooked him pretty good. He wasn't expecting me to suddenly appear.
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2018 07:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Acme at June 01, 2018 07:58 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2018 07:58 PM (+RI5t)
Posted by: keena at June 01, 2018 07:59 PM (RiTnx)
And 414-0 in the House.
Lightworker.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:44 PM (/tuJf)
----
The postmodern, post-Christian progressive ideology necessarily creates a spiritual vacuum in its adherents.
If you want to see what happens when one of them fills it with MDMA, then buckle in.
Posted by: Former President Soetoro at June 01, 2018 07:59 PM (UiRxW)
I think I saw this trick at the Criss Angel Mindfreak show.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 07:59 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:57 PM (c+2jX)
Dead Pool?
Put me down for.... Drug related malady...
They will never call it an overdose... due to illegal drug use, but that is what it will be.
Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2018 07:59 PM (NgKpN)
Heck, we haven't even discussed deserts or the next beach five miles away.
I think Obama once again had no idea what he was reading.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 01, 2018 07:53 PM (VgKNm)
Agreed. Plus many, many of those galaxies seen with Hubble are basically burnt out and gone. The lights still hitting the lens, but it's traveled billions of years to get here.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2018 07:59 PM (4ErVI)
Lightworker.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:59 PM (/tuJf)
I didn't know that one. But just imagine his ERA!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 07:59 PM (iNpzW)
Lightworker.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:59 PM (/tuJf)
So ... 513 racists in Congress, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 08:00 PM (iNpzW)
Susan Rice's son is outspoken pro-Trump GOP leader at Stanford (link to Fox News)
https://tinyurl.com/y7rdqyoy
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 08:00 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 08:00 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2018 07:52 PM (Tbklz)
I get an occasional roadrunner but they never try to outwit the coyotes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 07:55 PM (FsRTQ)
_____________
If you see any empty ACME Boxes lying around, make sure you update your property insurance coverage.
Posted by: rd at June 01, 2018 08:00 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2018 08:00 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2018 08:00 PM (Tbklz)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 01, 2018 08:00 PM (eASYU)
or not.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 07:55 PM (+lOpA)
In my time in the Army, out in the field ...
... College Football Players were the worst - unless Boby Builders were around. Swimmers were great. Kids that grew up on the Farm were great. Had a couple guys in my squad that were D-II Decathalon - best all-around atheletes I ever saw. Great dudes, too ... and could work all day.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2018 08:00 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Smearing his feces on the inside of his padded cell?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2018 08:01 PM (zfrbv)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2018 08:00 PM (Tbklz)
They have all the time in the world.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 08:01 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2018 08:01 PM (zfrbv)
He's not smearing them. He's playing handball.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 08:01 PM (iNpzW)
Put me down for.... Drug related malady...
They will never call it an overdose... due to illegal drug use, but that is what it will be.
--------
"Cardiac Arrest."
Posted by: rd at June 01, 2018 08:02 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 01, 2018 08:03 PM (JKNZq)
Oh man, those groundskeepers used to spit nails about it.
Finally about 10 years ago, the college instituted a serious pet adoption program, and that got rid of about 95% of the pesky critters.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 08:03 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Robin Hussein at June 01, 2018 08:03 PM (i2iPH)
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 08:04 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2018 08:01 PM (zfrbv)
lol. He did become insufferable there at the end.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 08:05 PM (+lOpA)
Obama: I Gave the American People a Great Economy. If They Chose to Elect a "Cartoon" For President, Then To Hell With Them
heh heh the first stages of 'Glory Days' syndrome is talking about 'Glory Days' the old skinny gray haired dude with the creased pants and slick rhetoric is going by the wayside and I predict his feeble attempt at relevance penning the Net Flix deal will go down in flames especially if Mooch is involved with content!! LMHBO.. (For those in Rio Linda the H stands for Hairy)...
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 01, 2018 08:05 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 07:57 PM (c+2jX)
Dead Pool?
Put me down for.... Drug related malady...
They will never call it an overdose... due to illegal drug use, but that is what it will be.
Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2018 07:59 PM
Nope. He'll get stomped to death when he tries to shoe Moochelle and accidentally nails himself to her.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 01, 2018 08:05 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2018 08:05 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: RI Red at June 01, 2018 08:05 PM (cllsk)
My backyard lawn was a work of art until a horde of rabbits showed up. I hate 'em.
I'm watching a baby bunny right at this moment, chewing away.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2018 08:06 PM (FsRTQ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2018 08:06 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 08:06 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2018 08:06 PM (+RI5t)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2018 08:07 PM (KxbBq)
So, I wrote out an answer to your question, but before I posted it my iPad shut down. It wasn't plugged in and the battery wore down. I'm now at 2% strength. It may have been good it shutdown...bcz my answer was waaayyyy too long and I'm not sure even answered your questions.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 01, 2018 08:08 PM (Y1iuP)
Nope. He'll get stomped to death when he tries to shoe Moochelle and accidentally nails himself to her.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 01, 2018 08:05 PM (2NqXo)
I like it when memes come together.
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
Saw a doe with a fawn yesterday, first one this year. Usually they have twins. Also saw a racoon with a little one following ... they are not my friends (especially now that I have chickens), but I don't bother them when they have cute little ones.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2018 08:09 PM (bT8Z4)
Lightworker.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 07:59 PM (/tuJf)
and YES this needs much more publicity!!!
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 01, 2018 08:12 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2018 06:38 PM (c+2jX)
Marry me zombie...wait, I'm married. Hey, are you even a chick? Never mind. But excellent.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 01, 2018 08:12 PM (aljs9)
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/
the-incredible-shrinking-obama/article1061647/
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2018 08:13 PM (Evws/)
please tell me that didn't happen to you recently...
Posted by: lin-duh at June 01, 2018 08:15 PM (kufk0)
--signed, the GOP cucks you love
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 01, 2018 08:17 PM (FOPyv)
Obama treated the economy like The Chicken. It's no wonder The Chicken started walkin' right when Trump rescued it.
So Snopes et al would be right in saying Obama was right. He was so damn wrong, in fact, that he ended up being right. So, you want more Trump? Mention Obama.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 01, 2018 08:19 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2018 08:20 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2018 08:25 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 01, 2018 08:51 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 01, 2018 08:52 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: PJ at June 01, 2018 08:59 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Memories at June 01, 2018 09:42 PM (mwcEF)
And I was like, ok, self, you make a good point. Let's read.
And I read "Take mucho verga in mi culo tambien."
Now, self and I are going to take a walk for a bit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2018 09:43 PM (fuK7c)
Actually, he has improved with time. I remember at Bhutarded Titiwinkie Secondary School in Kenya he used to say "There are more stars in the sea than cheese on this pizza. Oh, look at the pretty colors! Pull my finger. Choom, choom, choom...." -NDonga Miwanka, Obama's best friend in Africa.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 01, 2018 09:49 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2018 09:43 PM (fuK7c)
I'm curious. On the scale of snatches, how does bandersnatch stack up?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 01, 2018 09:51 PM (9BLnV)
We're rather frumious and tend to get shunned.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 01, 2018 10:03 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: aquaviva at June 01, 2018 11:17 PM (o0dph)
Posted by: TR at June 02, 2018 09:06 AM (jOSqt)
Posted by: DaveM at June 02, 2018 09:29 AM (WWC3Y)
Posted by: Grump928(C) likewise refuses to be willowed at June 01, 2018 06:46 PM (yQpMk)
**********
He'll get the entire State Funeral thing complete with the boots backwards in the stirrups thing....which will be emblematic of his bathhouse days.
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2018 10:16 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2018 10:18 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2018 10:19 AM (Y274z)
Yes, having the economy at a low point sets it up for the next guy to show his stuff.
Posted by: Mike K at June 02, 2018 02:22 PM (s170V)
COACH: What the hell you wanna talk about my record for? Man, I DONE MY TIME..... I PAID MY DEBT TO SOCIETY !!!!! How the hell I know she was 13 - she looked 15 anyway.....
Posted by: OCBill at June 05, 2018 06:28 PM (df+Zi)
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