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The former acting F.B.I. director, Andrew G. McCabe, wrote a confidential memo last spring recounting a conversation that offered significant behind-the-scenes details on the firing of Mr. McCabe’s predecessor, James B. Comey, according to several people familiar with the discussion. Mr. Comey’s firing is a central focus of the special counsel’s investigation into whether President Trump tried to obstruct the investigation into his campaign’s ties to Russia. Mr. McCabe has turned over his memo to the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III. In the document, whose contents have not been previously reported, Mr. McCabe described a conversation at the Justice Department with the deputy attorney general, Rod J. Rosenstein, in the chaotic days last May after Mr. Comey’s abrupt firing. Mr. Rosenstein played a key role in the dismissal, writing a memo that rebuked Mr. Comey over his handling of an investigation into Hillary Clinton. But in the meeting at the Justice Department, Mr. Rosenstein added a new detail: He said the president had originally asked him to reference Russia in his memo, the people familiar with the conversation said. Mr. Rosenstein did not elaborate on what Mr. Trump had wanted him to say. ADVERTISEMENTWhat Trump almost certainly asked for was for Rosenstein to say, as Comey had told him three (3) times, that he was not under investigation in the Russia matter. Comey told him that three times, but then leaked or implied otherwise to the media. This was probably because he had agreed to undermine Trump with Brennan and Obama -- in the infamous "By the Book" meeting -- and tell Trump as little as possible about the investigation. This memo shows how paranoid and out-to-get Trump these people were. McCabe was seeing Russians under his bed. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
FIRST !!!!!
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 07:55 PM (bUjCl) 2
It's been handed over to top men. Top. Men.
Posted by: Flyguy at May 30, 2018 07:56 PM (v30M8) 3
T2?
Posted by: Weasel at May 30, 2018 07:56 PM (MVjcR) 4
So.....? What does it mean?
Posted by: Bensdad00 at May 30, 2018 07:56 PM (MT20I) 5
Damnit!
Posted by: Weasel at May 30, 2018 07:56 PM (MVjcR) 6
Not First.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 30, 2018 07:56 PM (tVWQB) 7
Loads and loads of ass-covering going on.
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 30, 2018 07:57 PM (1FhAQ) 8
http://bit.ly/2Jk4sbF
===== May 29, 2018: Ep. 730 Mutually Assured Political Destruction - Dan Bongino Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 30, 2018 07:57 PM (y3aQB) 9
Lets dump them all on an island. Promise the last one standing gets a pardon. And then shoot the survivor.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 30, 2018 07:58 PM (VnmUa) 10
Massive T2 failure. Low energy. Sad.
Posted by: Weasel at May 30, 2018 07:58 PM (MVjcR) 11
I have a memo that says McCabe, Comey, Rosenstein, and Mueller all blow underage goats.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 30, 2018 07:58 PM (f3MDZ) 12
I too wrote a memo to Mueller, worrying that McCabe was an unreformed drug addict who saw himself as a secret Spectre operative every time he ate too much of his wife's medicine cabinet.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 30, 2018 07:58 PM (XlbwU) 13
Buncha goons.
Posted by: wth at May 30, 2018 07:58 PM (HxiHD) 14
Dammit, why won't you peasants listen to your betters and just move on!
Posted by: Top.Man Hrothgar at May 30, 2018 07:58 PM (n9EOP) Posted by: Mario and Luigi at May 30, 2018 07:59 PM (Tyii7) 16
Russian dust bunnies.
Posted by: wth at May 30, 2018 08:00 PM (HxiHD) 17
We're getting sick and tired of seeing our line breaks vanish into thin air. It's effing annoying.
Posted by: Mario and Luigi at May 30, 2018 08:00 PM (Tyii7) 18
Memos here, memos there, texting their whore boyfriends/girlfriends, spying on President Trump, buying expensive office furniture, ass fucking each other in the men's room, lying, cheating and stealing.
Does anyone in the FBI, DOJ and NSA actually work? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2018 08:01 PM (EoRCO) 19
Great oogly googly. I can't keep up with this shit.
Meanwhile, I burned the f**k out of my right thumb frying pork chops tonight. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:01 PM (ptqGC) 20
The premier institution that one should reasonably expect to be honorable, the FBI, turns out to be less honorable than a cut rate whorehouse pimp!
Posted by: Top.Man Hrothgar at May 30, 2018 08:01 PM (n9EOP) 21
We're getting sick and tired of seeing our line breaks vanish into thin air. It's effing annoying.
Put it in a memo Posted by: Bob Mueller, Attackman at May 30, 2018 08:02 PM (XlbwU) 22
Ok, this doesn't make sense. McCabe was running the OP against Trump. He knew that Trump wasn't colluding with Russia.
hmmm Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:02 PM (/tuJf) 23
OK, I'm now dizzy reading Ace's headline. The whole Russia thing is like a maelstrom inside a hurricane within a whirlpool in a Cuisinart.
If I can't keep it all straight anymore, the average voter sure as hell can't either. Which is good. Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2018 08:02 PM (c+2jX) 24
did he sign it "McCabe's Mom"?
Posted by: Anonymous Golfer at May 30, 2018 08:02 PM (FOPyv) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:02 PM (ptqGC) 26
This is starting to look like a small version fire sale.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2018 08:02 PM (HHmsi) 27
No, McCabe wasn't seeing Russians under his bed and he wasn't paranoid. He was lying because he wanted it to look like Trump was "obstructing justice." Rosenstein's memo to fire Comey harms the "Trump fired Comey to end the investigation lie."
Posted by: dagny at May 30, 2018 08:02 PM (nRWPy) 28
Memos here, memos there, texting their whore boyfriends/girlfriends,
spying on President Trump, buying expensive office furniture, ass fucking each other in the men's room, lying, cheating and stealing. Wait, wut!!!! Expensive office furniture? Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 30, 2018 08:03 PM (XlbwU) 29
I burned the f**k out of my right thumb frying pork chops tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Now THAT's a statement I can understand. What a relief to read simple declarations of fact. Oh -- and my sympathies! Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2018 08:04 PM (c+2jX) 30
Gitmo is sitting nearly empty. It's lovely during hurricane season.
Good grief, it needs to be put to use: American traitors. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC) 31
So I hear Reynolds Aluminum stock is rising on the NYSE
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 30, 2018 08:04 PM (ICWiF) 32
I can't wait for the movie to come out.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 08:04 PM (9LYIb) 33
Sometimes I think about my complete contempt for Government. That maybe I should lightenup...fuck that straight to Hell.
Posted by: nip at May 30, 2018 08:04 PM (NUH4Q) 34
What the deal with writing these memos?
*Off to write a self serving email to myself just in case. Posted by: golfman at May 30, 2018 08:05 PM (If3tB) Posted by: Top.Man Hrothgar at May 30, 2018 08:05 PM (n9EOP) 36
Thanks, zombie. I wish this grease pain on my enemies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC) 37
McCabe knew there were no "russians." He never for one tiny moment thought there were. He was just trying to create a narrative they could push on Trump.
Posted by: dagny at May 30, 2018 08:05 PM (nRWPy) 38
Impale. Them. All.
Sharpened pole. Anus. Some assembly required. (I've moved on from Hang. Them. All. Hangin' is too good for them.) Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 08:05 PM (2sCft) 39
Boy, if Rosenstein had caught wind of that little memo, I suspect his asinine comments to Congress about being extorted would have been nonexistent.
Posted by: Fringe at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (pDzJR) 40
Memos here, memos there, texting their whore boyfriends/girlfriends, spying on President Trump,
..... RIFY Posted by: Evolving Narrative at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (B6+JK) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (6FqZa) 42
I hope McCabe gets sent to PMITA prison.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (xPl2J) 43
"I can't wait for the movie to come out."
if the guy who did The Big Short wasn't an awful commie lib, he'd really do this justice. but the biggest lesson to learn about the 2008 is that it's sad to blame the real estate crash on the illegals, just because of all the loans that the illegals walked away from after being heavily pushed into loans by unscrupulous mortgage folks and the building companies that decided to make $ by paving over america. Posted by: Anonymous Golfer at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (FOPyv) 44
Jane, silversulphathiazine on the burn and two large glasses of wine. Call me in the morning for further treatment.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (HHmsi) 45
I have a little memo...
Posted by: Ko-Ko, the Lord High Executioner at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (f3MDZ) 46
Wait, wut!!!!
Expensive office furniture? Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 30, 2018 08:03 PM (XlbwU) ------------------------- $70,000 conference table. This info was originally redacted in one of the documents sent to Congress (if I'm remembering correctly) Posted by: AWESOM-O at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (+F0Wk) 47
Off, fake robot sock!!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 30, 2018 08:07 PM (+F0Wk) 48
JackStraw, exactly my first reaction - McCabe knew all of the "Russia!" stuff was crap, and/or FBI/CIA provocation, so - even this unimportant new "scoop" doesn't make sense, even in its own terms.
But most amusing is the concept of a "cover story" for firing Comey. As if one were needed. Rosie's Comey memo was mediocre, and showed a lack of depth or skill on his part - lots of "testimonial" evidence for dismissing Comey, which is weak-sauce, and especially since lots of people with dubious records of their own were cited. But Comey's dereliction in the Espionage/Federal Records Acts "investigation" and shut-down was obvious, spectacular, and unlike anything in US history. Duh. Posted by: rhomboid/willow at May 30, 2018 08:07 PM (QDnY+) 49
These treacherous bastards are shocked when their 'friends' stab them in the back? They need to do some reading up on the hyena.
Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2018 08:07 PM (zLDYs) 50
McCabe took 700,000 "memos" from Hillary
Posted by: batterup at May 30, 2018 08:08 PM (txYuS) 51
I then wrote a memo to myself that I did everything by the book, case dismissed, mic drop biches!
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 08:08 PM (i8hPq) 52
There really were Tanks on the borders of Europe and Spies Everywhere.
Posted by: DaveA at May 30, 2018 08:08 PM (FhXTo) 53
I bet everyone was fucking super pissed when trump said "do it by the book" and Comey was fucking stupid dumb enough to write it down in a memo.
Posted by: Anonymous Golfer at May 30, 2018 08:08 PM (FOPyv) 54
I'm writing a memo to myself that will conclusively prove that I have never visited nor posted at AoSHQ, just in case, sort of like an "insurance policy"!
Posted by: Top.Man Hrothgar at May 30, 2018 08:08 PM (n9EOP) 55
This just in: President Trump says this "Spygate investigation has to be done completely by the book".
So, we're all good now? Set up the waterboard? Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 30, 2018 08:08 PM (XlbwU) 56
the illegals, just because of all the loans that the illegals walked away from after being heavily pushed into loans by unscrupulous mortgage folks
Posted by: Anonymous Golfer at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (FOPyv) There were other Posted by: golfman at May 30, 2018 08:09 PM (If3tB) Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 30, 2018 08:09 PM (dEQP3) Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 30, 2018 08:09 PM (FOPyv) 59
Jane, silversulphathiazine on the burn and two large glasses of wine. Call me in the morning for further treatment. Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (HHmsi) I did the ol' cold water on the burn, and a vodka shot. Feeling better already! Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC) 60
I remain unconvinced that the FBI should not be disbanded and every one above the level of field agent, and at least a majority of the field agents should not be released from duty. The remainder could transfer to whatever agency PDTS delegates to assume their case load.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 30, 2018 08:09 PM (L+pr4) 61
Well I am all russianed and left winged out for the day and I have car service to catch at 2:45 AM...See ya all in the American Airlines Lounge from Charlotte
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2018 08:09 PM (SjImc) 62
$70,000 conference table. This info was originally redacted in one of the documents sent to Congress (if I'm remembering correctly)
Posted by: AWESOM-O at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (+F0Wk) Wasn't that Ben Carson? Who then blamed his wife for buying it? Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 08:09 PM (9LYIb) 63
Rosenstein is part of the conspiracy as a Russian?
I'm just so confused. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. The Adidas tracksuit was a dead giveaway. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 30, 2018 08:10 PM (f3MDZ) 64
52 There really were Tanks on the borders of Europe and Spies Everywhere.
Posted by: DaveA When tham tanks oh ho ho ho When tham tanks oh ho ho ho When tham tanks Roll-oll over Poland again. Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2018 08:10 PM (c+2jX) 65
I've been dropping memos to my memory files on alla youse for months now. They all read, "Argle bargle". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2018 08:10 PM (pNxlR) 66
RIFY
Posted by: Evolving Narrative at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (B6+JK) Hahaha.....now that's funny! Good one EN! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2018 08:10 PM (EoRCO) 67
hockey is on. fuck this shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 30, 2018 08:10 PM (KP5rU) 68
these people are nuts
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:11 PM (bUjCl) 69
NGU, safe travels.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2018 08:11 PM (HHmsi) 70
I believe at this point they have realized there just isn't anything of substance.
So the new strategy is just to rattle some chains and make it really confusing to follow the story/timeline such that if you are inclined to dislike Trump, you can remain so. And if you are inclined to dislike unauthorized surveillance and government intrusion, perhaps you are confused enough to dampen your outrage. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 08:11 PM (B6+JK) 71
Posted by: AWESOM-O at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (+F0Wk)====================
I was joking, by way of deliberately ignoring the "ass fucking" comment that came just after. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 30, 2018 08:11 PM (XlbwU) 72
Well I am all russianed and left winged out for the day and I have car service to catch at 2:45 AM...See ya all in the American Airlines Lounge from Charlotte Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2018 08:09 PM (SjImc) God bless ya. Charlotte airport sucks. At least you're not flying the late, "great" US Air. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:11 PM (ptqGC) 73
Yeah, the $70,000 table was one of those big secrets that if revealed would've led to the deaths of our agents.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 30, 2018 08:11 PM (xPl2J) 74
Wasn't that Ben Carson? Who then blamed his wife for buying it?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 08:09 PM (9LYIb) http://ace.mu.nu/archives/375445.php Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 08:11 PM (fZuhk) Posted by: Top.Man Hrothgar at May 30, 2018 08:11 PM (n9EOP) 76
Tucker just ripped Joy Reid a new one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:12 PM (ptqGC) 77
Memos just look better when written on a 70k table, amirite?
Posted by: Kyle Busch Fan Club at May 30, 2018 08:12 PM (Jj+59) 78
I TOLD her we needed to let the boy grow up! But would she listen? Nah, wore a bike helmet to the grocery store. Didn't have girlfriends cause they were "icky"... and this when he was 18.
Wore belts AND suspenders. Thought Miss Prissy in the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons was too forward... THIS is my boy. Damn that woman, I told her this would happen... Posted by: McCabe's Dad (for realsie) at May 30, 2018 08:12 PM (JbTDu) 79
Memo:
From Krystal S. Enthusiast To: Ace; dba blog *CONFIDENTAL* During today's blogging session, I totally did 200 pushups. I have 8 pack abs. And i am dating Alexandra Daddario. Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 30, 2018 08:12 PM (FOPyv) 80
46 Wait, wut!!!!
Expensive office furniture? Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 30, 2018 08:03 PM (XlbwU) ------------------------- $70,000 conference table. This info was originally redacted in one of the documents sent to Congress (if I'm remembering correctly) Posted by: AWESOM-O at May 30, 2018 08:06 PM (+F0Wk) YOU SAW NOTHING. *uses cloaking technology to turn invisible* Posted by: The CYBER-TABLE Mark IV at May 30, 2018 08:13 PM (C9Rdt) 81
Wasn't that Ben Carson? Who then blamed his wife for buying it?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 08:09 PM (9LYIb) http://ace.mu.nu/archives/375445.php Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 08:11 PM (fZuhk) Ah...McCabe. But I swear Carson got in trouble for something similar. I am too lazy to bing it. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 08:13 PM (9LYIb) 82
"Spygate investigation has to be done completely by the book"
Which book? I hope it's a Conan one. Posted by: f'd at May 30, 2018 08:14 PM (UdKB7) 83
Let's go CAPS!
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 30, 2018 08:14 PM (FOPyv) 84
Simple, Trump asked Rosenstein to cite that Trump was not under investigation for colluding with Russia as Cryin' Comey had told him on 3 separate occassions.
Rosenstein wrote the fire Comey memo but didn't include that McCabe, later and without detail says that Rosenstein told him that Trump wanted him to "reference Russia" (as in Trump wasn't under investigation). McCabe wanted to create an "obstruction of justice" scenario where Trump ASKED Rosenstein to not investigate Russia instead of just tell the truth that Trump himself wasn't under investigation. McCabe would also liked to have had Rosenstein recused as well which would have thrown the power into the bureaucracy---Bruce Orr. Posted by: dagny at May 30, 2018 08:14 PM (nRWPy) 85
I was joking, by way of deliberately ignoring the "ass fucking" comment that came just after.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 30, 2018 08:11 PM (XlbwU) ------------- I completely missed the "ass fucking" part. That's the danger of trying to keep up with a thread, I suppose. Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 30, 2018 08:14 PM (+F0Wk) 86
These people are unhinged, batshit crazy--and are our feudal overlords. So McCabe is eating Rosenstein, who will be eating Mueller if the mid-terms follow the current trends.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 30, 2018 08:14 PM (865fz) 87
>>But I swear Carson got in trouble for something similar. I am too lazy to bing it.
He did. $30,000 conference table. The left lost their collective minds over it for a few days. They seem oddly not as concerned over McCabe spending $70,000 on a conference table. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (/tuJf) 88
I did the ol' cold water on the burn, and a vodka shot. Feeling better already!
Posted by: Jane D'oh It's probably too late in your case by now, but I have learned through experience that applying ice cubes to the burn as quickly as possible after it happens actually works spectacularly, and prevents any later blistering or scarring, and facilitates much quicker healing, and very rapid pain diminuation. But the sooner you apply to ice the better -- within seconds, if possible. But it's still somewhat effective for several minutes, up to half an hour after the burn, with the ameliorative effects lessening with each passing minute. Short version: Put ice directly on the burn. Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (c+2jX) 89
Carson got in trouble for a 30K dining set, but it turned out it was a staffer not him.
Posted by: dagny at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (nRWPy) 90
Rosenstein is part of the conspiracy as a Russian?
I'm just so confused. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 30, 2018 08:09 PM (dEQP3) I think it is safe to assume every high level Obama appointee in FBI, DOJ, and State is thoroughly corrupt. Posted by: Top.Man Hrothgar at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (n9EOP) 91
73 Yeah, the $70,000 table was one of those big secrets that if revealed would've led to the deaths of our agents.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 30, 2018 08:11 PM (xPl2J) REGISTER ME. Posted by: The CYBER-TABLE Mark IV at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (C9Rdt) Posted by: The Box Tops at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (bsNE6) 93
81 Ah...McCabe.
But I swear Carson got in trouble for something similar. I am too lazy to bing it. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 08:13 PM (9LYIb) Ben Carson is in trouble for spending $30K+ on a dining set for his private HUD dining room, or some such shit. Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (2sCft) 94
This memo shows how paranoid and out-to-get Trump these people were. McCabe was seeing Russians under his bed.
--- Isn't this memo a conscious and buffoonish lie like everything else these people have stated about the fake Russian interference? Who would be better-positioned than them to know it was all bullshit? Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (8LKJx) 95
This is confusing. Even s flow chart won't help.
Posted by: IC at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (PEJUg) 96
I just realized "the book" probably means the Bible. Some Old Testament style justice would be nice.
Posted by: f'd at May 30, 2018 08:16 PM (UdKB7) 97
Miss me yet?
Posted by: The Obamalaise at May 30, 2018 08:16 PM (rv0Fo) 98
Hrothgar, yes and absolutely.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2018 08:16 PM (HHmsi) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2018 08:16 PM (r+sAi) 100
I do ice on the burn too zombie, but the medical world would say not to since you can actually burn the tissue with the ice, damaging more nerve endings. I'm like fuck-it, it hurts, ice helps the hurt, screw the skin damage, it's minor compared to the pain.
Posted by: dagny at May 30, 2018 08:16 PM (nRWPy) 101
I believe Dr. Carson spent $30k on a dining room set.
A much better deal than the conference table. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 08:16 PM (B6+JK) Posted by: Rod Rosenstein at May 30, 2018 08:17 PM (XlbwU) 103
Yeah, better put some ice on that.
Posted by: Bubba at May 30, 2018 08:17 PM (JbTDu) 104
>>I think it is safe to assume every high level Obama appointee in FBI, DOJ, and State is thoroughly corrupt.
Trump hired Rosenstein. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:17 PM (/tuJf) 105
I believe at this point they have realized there just isn't anything of substance.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 08:11 PM (B6+JK) Doesn't matter. David Frum told me the other day that Trump's downfall will be because of Atty Cohen's shakedown of corporations. No mention of the ongoing attempted coup. Posted by: golfman at May 30, 2018 08:18 PM (If3tB) 106
Short version: Put ice directly on the burn. Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (c+2jX) Actually, not true. Cold running water immediately on burn, followed by ice if needed. My burn is already gone. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:18 PM (ptqGC) 107
Sometimes you were publicly exposed to insult and persecution; at other times you stood side by side with those who were so treated.
Posted by: The Honorable Reverend James B. Comey Jr. at May 30, 2018 08:18 PM (rv0Fo) 108
87:
"They seem oddly not as concerned over McCabe spending $70,000 on a conference table." The redactions indicate some concern. Any guess about when the IG report drops, Jack? Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 30, 2018 08:18 PM (865fz) 109
Burns: cuss, run under water, cuss, ice.
Posted by: Weasel at May 30, 2018 08:18 PM (MVjcR) 110
I just can't even anymore, not that I was even before. Or evening. Or evenly. Anyway, time to figure out why the dryer sounds like its trying to attain liftoff.
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 30, 2018 08:19 PM (1FhAQ) 111
Carson had a low-level staffer who ordered the expensive table. Without approval.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC) 112
To be fair, the table necessarily cost so much because of all the embedded invisible audio and video surveillance equipment it contained.
Posted by: Top.Man Hrothgar at May 30, 2018 08:19 PM (n9EOP) 113
Ah...McCabe.
But I swear Carson got in trouble for something similar. I am too lazy to bing it. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 08:13 PM (9LYIb) Ben Carson is in trouble for spending $30K+ on a dining set for his private HUD dining room, or some such shit. Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (2sCft) That's it. I remembered being disappointed. Then he threw his wife under the bus. These guys seem to see govt. money as one big slush fund. That is a ridiculous amount of money. I wonder if they will take it with them when they leave. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 08:19 PM (9LYIb) 114
Most Americans wanted Comey fired in 2016. Depends on the month.
Posted by: PhilDirt at May 30, 2018 08:19 PM (Ado0C) 115
Correct, weasel. I forgot the importance of cussing.
Posted by: dagny at May 30, 2018 08:19 PM (nRWPy) 116
87 >>But I swear Carson got in trouble for something similar. I am too lazy to bing it.
He did. $30,000 conference table. The left lost their collective minds over it for a few days. They seem oddly not as concerned over McCabe spending $70,000 on a conference table. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (/tuJf) The $70,000 table is a matter of National Security, while Carson is just a greedy racist who likes expensive tables. Posted by: The Left at May 30, 2018 08:19 PM (C9Rdt) 117
General George S. Patton has been reincarnated as Andrew McCabe, who wants to fight those Rooskies while the troops are still there!
Posted by: mercenary13 at May 30, 2018 08:19 PM (2XQ0T) 118
>>The redactions indicate some concern.
I meant the media. >>Any guess about when the IG report drops, Jack? Your guess is as good as mine but it has to be before Tuesday I would think. Can't imagine Grassley having a hearing on the report before he gets it. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:20 PM (/tuJf) 119
Ben Carson is in trouble for spending $30K+ on a dining set for his private HUD dining room, or some such shit.
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (2sCft) --- And nobody at the FBI is in trouble for the $70,000 conference table. Just pissed off Congress is all, for calling it a secret. (By the way, is the FBI table made of stone, with blood gutters?) Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 30, 2018 08:20 PM (8LKJx) 120
My burn is already gone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:18 PM (ptqGC) D'oh. Its the vodka. Posted by: golfman at May 30, 2018 08:21 PM (If3tB) 121
$30k will buy like 300 Russian hookers. You tell me what's the better deal.
Posted by: Willie the Pimp at May 30, 2018 08:21 PM (UdKB7) 122
111 Carson had a low-level staffer who ordered the expensive table. Without approval.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC) ++++ The fact that a low-level staffer can order a $30K table without permission seem like a systemic flaw. Shouldn't we be doing something to prevent this kind of stuff?? Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 08:21 PM (2sCft) 123
The $70,000 table is a matter of National Security, while Carson is just a greedy racist who likes expensive tables.
Posted by: The Left at May 30, 2018 08:19 PM (C9Rdt) --------------- Maybe the table was made out of the stuff they make those RFID blocking wallets from. That'd be worth it, right? Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 30, 2018 08:21 PM (+F0Wk) 124
"You're crocodile food, Rosenstein!"
"No, you are, McCabe!" [It's all over but the chomping, right?] Posted by: Snow Walker at May 30, 2018 08:21 PM (fE8fe) 125
A quality conference table helps focus the mind so that you have more productive conferences. Some things you just can't skimp on.
Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2018 08:21 PM (sdi6R) 126
118:
"Your guess is as good as mine but it has to be before Tuesday I would think. Can't imagine Grassley having a hearing on the report before he gets it." Thanks, Jack. That means sense. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 30, 2018 08:22 PM (865fz) 127
Meanwhile, I burned the f**k out of my right thumb frying pork chops tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:01 PM Stick it in vinegar and keep it there. After a short time, the pain goes away. Then it prevents a blister from forming. Vinegar. What can't it do? Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 30, 2018 08:22 PM (2NqXo) 128
Trump hired Rosenstein.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:17 PM (/tuJf) I should have left off the Obama qualifier in my original post. Do you know who recommended Rosie to the President. Posted by: Top.Man Hrothgar at May 30, 2018 08:22 PM (n9EOP) 129
This seems like disinformation. It makes no sense.
Posted by: Pickles at May 30, 2018 08:22 PM (FZ6yD) 130
30 minutes til Sara time!
Posted by: Weasel at May 30, 2018 08:22 PM (MVjcR) 131
I burned the f**k out of my right thumb frying pork chops tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh The non-haram camel chops would have been a better choice. Posted by: The Muslima at the next checkout lane at May 30, 2018 08:23 PM (DMUuz) 132
If I was Rosenstein, I'd want to figure out how to make sure McCabe and any of his allies go down hard when the trials start.
Because this memo says that McCabe is gonna do everything he can to drag Rosenstein down with him. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2018 08:23 PM (V2Yro) 133
Rosenstein was recommended, Trump did not know any better at the time, made him no 2
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:23 PM (bUjCl) 134
>>I should have left off the Obama qualifier in my original post. Do you know who recommended Rosie to the President.
Nope. Has to be a relatively small group of candidate though. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:23 PM (/tuJf) 135
Well, both tables were priced outrageously. The real lesson though, is to blame someone/something else when caught. Your wife, your employee, Trump, racism, Ambien. Anything.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 08:24 PM (9LYIb) 136
100 I do ice on the burn too zombie, but the medical world would say not to since you can actually burn the tissue with the ice, damaging more nerve endings. I'm like fuck-it, it hurts, ice helps the hurt, screw the skin damage, it's minor compared to the pain.
Posted by: dagny The medical recommendation against ice is to prevent people from putting super-cold hard not-yet-melted ice on the burn, which might cause the flesh to stick to the ice and damage it more. But under realistic household conditions, if you just take a random ice cube out of the freezer and maybe run it under the sink for one second to dampen it first, then it can't and won't exacerbate the injury. I've tried it many times over the years and found the immediate application of (damp) ice to the wound is almost like a miracle cure. Various times I've gotten burns that normally WOULD have taken a looongg time to heal and caused a lootttt of pain, but the ice trick rendered them painless and harmless and quick-healing almost immediately. I think it works to actually reverse the burn damage to the cells, by quickly enabling fluids to re-enter the ruptured skin cells. Or something like that. Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2018 08:24 PM (c+2jX) Posted by: Pickles at May 30, 2018 08:24 PM (FZ6yD) Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:24 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC) 140
95 This is confusing. Even s flow chart won't help.
Posted by: IC at May 30, 2018 08:15 PM (PEJUg) >>> Trump Derangement Syndrome is driving the Progs and the Deep Staters and the Hillary fanbase deeper into some kind of Cloud Cuckoo Land, each and every day. Posted by: Gref at May 30, 2018 08:25 PM (AMIL/) 141
Actually, not true. Cold running water immediately on burn, followed by ice if needed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Also good. I also do it your way -- cold water first, and then after about 30 seconds, a party melted ice cube. Basically, the quicker and the colder, the better. Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2018 08:26 PM (c+2jX) 142
'Night Pickles.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 30, 2018 08:26 PM (C9Rdt) 143
I'm pretty sure the conference table only cost $10K.
The other $60,000 went for afternoon "memo" sessions with Kristol, the masseuse. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 30, 2018 08:26 PM (XlbwU) Posted by: Nikifor Begichev at May 30, 2018 08:26 PM (PbF8r) 145
30 minutes til Sara time!
Posted by: Weasel at May 30, 2018 08:22 PM (MVjcR) Sara A. Carter?? I love her reporting and go to her website everyday. One of the few honest journalists left. Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 08:27 PM (2sCft) 146
Just in case:
Dead & Co. livestream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jZdJfBOZnE Tennessee Jed just starting. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 30, 2018 08:27 PM (xJrIn) 147
next - "the table" will appear in ...Maxine Waters' quarters. price - $ 100, 000 !
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:27 PM (bUjCl) 148
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2018 08:27 PM (KCxzN) 149
>>Rosenstein was recommended, Trump did not know any better at the time, made him no 2
I can't make up my mind on Rosenstein. Saw a video of him in a meeting the other with Trump about MS-13 and Trump was praising him and acting pretty chummy. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:27 PM (/tuJf) 150
Basically, the quicker and the colder, the better.
Posted by: zombie at May 30, 2018 08:26 PM (c+2jX) This. I haven't had an actual burn blister or scar in years. The quicker you deal with it, the better. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:27 PM (ptqGC) 151
The $70,000 table is a matter of National Security, while Carson is just a greedy racist who likes expensive tables.
Posted by: The Left at May 30, 2018 08:19 PM (C9Rdt) Are you suggesting that Dr. Carson should have acted more....niggardly? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 08:27 PM (B6+JK) 152
145 30 minutes til Sara time!
Posted by: Weasel at May 30, 2018 08:22 PM (MVjcR) Sara A. Carter?? I love her reporting and go to her website everyday. One of the few honest journalists left. Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 08:27 PM (2sCft) ------ Yep! Posted by: Weasel at May 30, 2018 08:28 PM (MVjcR) 153
JuJUBee, you got that right,. It cleans my toilet bowls, washes my floors, stops any itch, and cleans my windows. Never has so much been owed to one substance.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2018 08:28 PM (HHmsi) 154
You have to cool down the burn so that the heat doesn't continue to damage the tissue. I usually run cold water over it, until it's cool to the touch.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 30, 2018 08:28 PM (5HBd1) 155
Quoted for unintentional truth.
Posted by: Nikifor Begichev at May 30, 2018 08:26 PM (PbF8r) poshel na huy Posted by: Georgy Ushakov at May 30, 2018 08:28 PM (bUjCl) 156
Anderson cooper gushing over no talent hack and has been Tom Arnold. He is really milking his role as a useful idiot.
Posted by: Justasheep at May 30, 2018 08:28 PM (TZ6xe) 157
Imonna finish up cleaning the kitchen and crawl into bed. Long day dealing with "stuff."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:29 PM (ptqGC) 158
"30 minutes til Sara time! Posted by: Weasel at May 30, 2018 08:22 PM "
Only 46 more hours until hurricane season. Posted by: CBS Evening Nuze at May 30, 2018 08:29 PM (UdKB7) 159
Our intelligence, counter-intelligence, and top federal law enforcement agencies are being run by Don Knotts and Tim Conway.
No wonder Trump won; these guys couldn't lead marines to a brothel. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Whiten Your Sepulchres with Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 30, 2018 08:29 PM (0QYMt) 160
Suck on my fat cock plebes
Posted by: Deep State at May 30, 2018 08:29 PM (FTPVM) 161
Net, spasibo
Posted by: Nikifor Begichev at May 30, 2018 08:30 PM (eP7Gs) Posted by: The Muslima at the next checkout lane at May 30, 2018 08:30 PM (XLKv0) 163
GO Vegas Golden Knights or as we Penguins Fans call them Penguins Western Chapter
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 30, 2018 08:30 PM (y3aQB) 164
4 ice cubes in a glass of scotch. stick thumb in and when sufficiently numb, drink scotch.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2018 08:30 PM (HHmsi) 165
Anderson cooper gushing over no talent hack and has been Tom Arnold. He is really milking his role as a useful idiot. Posted by: Justasheep at May 30, 2018 08:28 PM (TZ6xe) Makes you wonder if the brother who jumped out of the penthouse window would have been the more intelligent of the two? I denounce myself. 'Night, all. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:30 PM (ptqGC) 166
As good as all these alphabet guys are at writing memos about things that never happened , where they were the hero . . . I would hazard a guess those writing skills were . . . Uh. . . honed writing letters to Mr. Guccione's publications.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 30, 2018 08:30 PM (2xR5z) 167
This Russia collusion stuff is so convoluted that I think Rian Johnson must have written the script for Hillary!
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 30, 2018 08:31 PM (v3DL/) 168
Ubegay
Posted by: Nikifor Begichev at May 30, 2018 08:31 PM (eP7Gs) Posted by: CBS Evening Nuze at May 30, 2018 08:31 PM (UdKB7) 170
Never knew Tom Arnold to be useful.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2018 08:31 PM (89T5c) 171
It's tables all the way down! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2018 08:32 PM (pNxlR) 172
Fuck the Crapitals.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2018 08:32 PM (89T5c) 173
Local radio host in Philly libertarian Rich Zeoli raised a solution to the police state tactics being used against PDT. He said the founding fathers would consider PDT treasonous for not containing the actors and firing anyone within his authority involved in the Mueller 'investigation'. I think he has a valid point.
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 30, 2018 08:33 PM (ICWiF) 174
Someone needs to turn their helmet into Wilson's chin or get a stick up when he takes a run like that.
Let him knock his own teeth out and see if he comes back for more. Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2018 08:33 PM (T+KRh) 175
Anderson cooper ... is really milking his role as a useful idiot.
Well... when you're the 'bottom' . . . Posted by: RAWMUSLGLUTES at May 30, 2018 08:33 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:33 PM (bUjCl) 177
And I too wrote a memo detailing James Comey's predilection for adolescent boys because he "likes their downy pubes".
Posted by: Ben Wa at May 30, 2018 08:34 PM (FTPVM) 178
Ladies and Gents,
The very best Our Credentialed Betters (tm) have to offer. I'm not sure whether to take comfort in their ineptitude or deeply afraid. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 30, 2018 08:34 PM (zfrbv) 179
Ubegay
Posted by: Nikifor Begichev at May 30, 2018 08:31 PM (eP7Gs) you are pushing your luck, troll. take a day off. or two. Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:34 PM (bUjCl) 180
Look. I'm probing somebody.
Posted by: The FIB at May 30, 2018 08:34 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2018 08:35 PM (LBSeG) 182
The chicken is just grease and skin at this point, a loose bag for the cucks to pleasure themselves with.
Posted by: Max Power at May 30, 2018 08:35 PM (q177U) 183
Frozen bag of peas then burn cream. I have made some impending blisterific burns completely disappear this way. (It doesn't have to be peas)
Posted by: Mega at May 30, 2018 08:36 PM (rv0Fo) Posted by: CBS Evening Nuze at May 30, 2018 08:37 PM (UdKB7) 185
For burns I use a slathering of butter and a hot towel
Posted by: Ben Wa at May 30, 2018 08:37 PM (FTPVM) 186
New CNN show. Howdy Tapper! Oh wait that's Anderson Cooper at teh glory hole.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 08:37 PM (i8hPq) 187
That's...what I said.
Everything...err...by the book. A book...with an...err...errata page which explains that...instead of answering to the chief executive....you'll be continue to follow the orders of a private citizen...me. Posted by: Barack H. Obama at May 30, 2018 08:37 PM (vDqXW) 188
also urine helps
Posted by: Ben Wa at May 30, 2018 08:38 PM (FTPVM) 189
Wasn't that Ben Carson? Who then blamed his wife for buying it?"
Yes, Carson was accused by the MSM of spending too much money on office furniture, and for about a week they were howling about it and demanding he be burned at the stake. Trump ignored them. What is significant is that now it's come out that McCabe spent far MORE on office furniture than Carson did, and the MSM have gone into full cover-up/kill the story mode. The story about Carson was never about money. He is a black guy who supported Trump, so they had to try to destroy him. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2018 08:38 PM (V2Yro) 190
you are pushing your luck, troll. take a day off. or two.
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:34 PM Or a few hundred. Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 08:38 PM (i8hPq) 191
It's funny that he knew Mueller was on his side.
Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2018 08:39 PM (Gqglx) 192
Anderson cooper gushing over no talent hack and has been Tom Arnold.
Has been would actually be a step up for Arnold. Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 08:39 PM (O5Q3r) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 08:39 PM (EyPfd) 194
And McCabe was so concerned that he lied to the IG about the Hillary investigation.
What a parade of fucktards. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 30, 2018 08:40 PM (08G9c) 195
Frozen carrots?
Posted by: Octopussy at May 30, 2018 08:40 PM (R8Tsu) 196
What a nest of backstabbing CYA vipers----these little pissants are a real fine example of American bureacracy. Drain the danged swamp.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 30, 2018 08:40 PM (Sda6L) 197
I can't make up my mind on Rosenstein. Saw a video of him in a meeting the other with Trump about MS-13 and Trump was praising him and acting pretty chummy.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:27 PM (/tuJf) Dunno Jack. Michael was pretty chummy with Fredo. Posted by: Mega at May 30, 2018 08:40 PM (rv0Fo) 198
FBI agents, double agents, foreign agents, foreign sources, sources, spies, informants, leakers, Directors, Deputy Directors, Acting Deputy Directors, witnesses, bystanders, and the crazy guy on the corner. This, made for Hollywood Docu-Drama has more actors than a Cecil B. DeMill extravaganza with a cast of ten thousand in the days before CGI. Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 30, 2018 08:40 PM (roQNm) 199
no justice, no peas !
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:41 PM (bUjCl) 200
$30 does sound extravagant for a table. If they were true public servants they would be using folding metal chairs and tables. Makes for short uncomfortable meetings.
Posted by: f'd at May 30, 2018 08:41 PM (UdKB7) 201
Imagine how much they paid for shelves!
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 08:41 PM (i8hPq) 202
I'm not a smart man, but I would recommend peas and carrots once again.
Posted by: Forrest Gump at May 30, 2018 08:41 PM (B6+JK) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 08:42 PM (EyPfd) 204
zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at May 30, 2018 08:42 PM (EC2rI) Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:43 PM (bUjCl) 206
>> $30 does sound extravagant for a table.
Two boxes and board or an old door is all you really need. Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2018 08:43 PM (T+KRh) 207
Of the original Trump appointees everyone that was dismissed has said Trump was stoopid and crazy!! Un yeah because Trump seems to be kind of naïve in a sense as in a good men who truly believed the people leading the countries top law enforcement agency were actually honest.. Can the next James clapper explanation include the 'Otter Defense'??
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 30, 2018 08:43 PM (ICWiF) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 08:43 PM (EyPfd) 209
The chicken is just grease and skin at this point, a loose bag for the cucks to pleasure themselves with.
===== Who are you callin' "chicken?" Posted by: Stormy D. at May 30, 2018 08:43 PM (nILVB) 210
179 Ubegay
Posted by: Nikifor Begichev at May 30, 2018 08:31 PM (eP7Gs) you are pushing your luck, troll. take a day off. or two. Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:34 PM (bUjCl) An anagram of Nikifor Begichev is Beef Hoick Virgin. Just sayin'. Posted by: Surfperch at May 30, 2018 08:43 PM (C9Rdt) 211
197 I can't make up my mind on Rosenstein. Saw a video of him in a meeting the other with Trump about MS-13 and Trump was praising him and acting pretty chummy.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:27 PM If the Summit happens in Singapore, you're gonna see lots of pictures of Trump praising Kim and acting pretty chummy. It says a lot about how Trump acts in public when he knows the cameras are on - doesn't say anything at all about the nature of the other person. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2018 08:43 PM (V2Yro) 212
>>Dunno Jack. Michael was pretty chummy with Fredo.
I know, and Trump is a hell of a poker player obviously. I just can't 100% get behind the idea that he is a bad guy. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:44 PM (/tuJf) 213
"Drain the danged swamp."
I say move the whole operation to Hawaii. On the far South end of the big island. Posted by: f'd at May 30, 2018 08:44 PM (UdKB7) 214
203 "Imagine how much they paid for shelves!"
Did they contract it out to Ace? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 08:42 PM (EyPfd) -------- It's ironic that Ace Shelves meet all applicable federal government standards. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 08:44 PM (EC2rI) 215
$30 does sound extravagant for a table. If they were true public servants they would be using folding metal chairs and tables. Makes for short uncomfortable meetings.
Posted by: f'd at May 30, 2018 08:41 PM (UdKB7) You can't plot a decent coup on a cheap table. When you're subverting a democracy, you need to go first class because you deserve it! Posted by: Hrothgar at May 30, 2018 08:44 PM (n9EOP) 216
Two boxes and board or an old door is all you really need.
= also a bed for that unexpected guest Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:44 PM (bUjCl) 217
IF the GOP was smart they would link this coup d'état as the reason the founders (in their infinite wisdom) wrote the 2nd Amendment. NO way do I want this corrupt government (deep state) disarming us...
Posted by: Winston at May 30, 2018 08:44 PM (mgpkf) 218
Lest we forget the thing Killary had for china. as in dishes.
She spent some putrageous sum for china for the state dept dining room. Yes, the typo is on purpose. Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2018 08:46 PM (HHmsi) Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2018 08:46 PM (T+KRh) 220
McCabe needed a special table where he could push all the little flags around.
Posted by: Miklos just found out... at May 30, 2018 08:46 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 08:46 PM (EyPfd) 222
The story about Carson was never about money. He is a black guy who supported Trump, so they had to try to destroy him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2018 08:38 PM (V2Yro) Of course it was, and the proper defense is to ignore it. Also known as "act like a Democrat would". Posted by: Mikey NTH -Whiten Your Sepulchres with Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 30, 2018 08:46 PM (0QYMt) 223
I'm waiting for Bill Kristol to weigh in.
And by "weigh in" I mean all 200 lbs. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:02 PM (ptqGC) Now, now. He's having triplets. Anyone would put on a little weight with all that in his tummy. Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2018 08:46 PM (ZSkht) 224
>>It's ironic that Ace Shelves meet all applicable federal government standards.
Which gets finished first, The Wall or Ace's Shelves? Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2018 08:46 PM (T+KRh) 225
We really do need a better class of trolls around here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2018 08:47 PM (jeQxb) 226
I bet Bill Kristol has a belly button that sticks out too. Being this late in his pregnancy and all. Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2018 08:47 PM (ZSkht) 227
Caps tie it.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 08:48 PM (O5Q3r) 228
>>If the Summit happens in Singapore, you're gonna see lots of pictures of Trump praising Kim and acting pretty chummy. It says a lot about how Trump acts in public when he knows the cameras are on - doesn't say anything at all about the nature of the other person.
Trump can't fire Kim without using a really big weapon. He could have fired Rosenstein at any time over the last year. He could declassify any documents he wants at any time for that matter. Well any documents that aren't being used as part of a criminal prosecution or grand jury testimony. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:48 PM (/tuJf) 229
We really do need a better class of trolls around here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2018 08:47 PM (jeQxb) Bring them to me. Posted by: Tzampotli fancier at May 30, 2018 08:48 PM (zCyNd) 230
No one ever went broke overestimating the perfidy and loathsomeness of people who were loyal to Barack Obama.
Posted by: Shit H.L. Mencken Also Said at May 30, 2018 08:48 PM (rv0Fo) 231
"Which gets finished first, The Wall or Ace's Shelves?"
Finished, as in completed? Or finished as in Ace injures himself with a nerf hammer, and a Bob the Builder wind up toy drill and gives up? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 08:49 PM (EyPfd) 232
Was I just too awesome for the people of this country to handle all at once?
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at May 30, 2018 08:50 PM (vDqXW) 233
"We really do need a better class of trolls around here"
We need a bridge. Has anybody seen the bridge? Posted by: Bob Plant at May 30, 2018 08:50 PM (UdKB7) Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2018 08:50 PM (ZSkht) 235
We really do need a better class of trolls around here.
******************* Your wingnutter nazi morons are full of trump's poopie poo!!111leleventy!11 How was that? Posted by: AoS Troll Applicant #742 at May 30, 2018 08:50 PM (+dsLj) 236
"I can't make up my mind on Rosenstein. Saw a video of him in a meeting the other with Trump about MS-13 and Trump was praising him and acting pretty chummy."
Rosenstein is a careerist caught in the middle of a death cage match. He gives off a Barton Fink-type vibe. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 30, 2018 08:51 PM (865fz) 237
OT-For those that didn't see it, Sarah Sanders takes on the hypocrisy of the media in focusing on Roseanne's inappropriate comment and saying nothing about all the vicious things said about Trump.
Oh, yes, the nasty reporter person says "Knowing that Trump is such a good friend to Roseanne... blah, blah blah.." 2 minute video: https://tinyurl.com/ybqaz7sv Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2018 08:51 PM (vw6r3) 238
An anagram of Nikifor Begichev is Beef Hoick Virgin.
Just sayin'. Posted by: Surfperch at May 30, 2018 08:43 PM (C9Rdt) fikin bor egichev Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:52 PM (bUjCl) 239
ORANGE WAVE A COMING WOO HOO!!!
Posted by: posted courtesy the WOO HOO guy at May 30, 2018 08:52 PM (ICWiF) 240
Or finished as in Ace injures himself with a nerf hammer, and a Bob the Builder wind up toy drill and gives up?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 08:49 PM (EyPfd) This is the exact reason why I've taken dangerous weapons like Nerf Hammers and Wind up toys out of the hands of Londoners. Posted by: Sadiq Kahn, Mayor of Londonistan at May 30, 2018 08:52 PM (C9Rdt) 241
ok, not the best anagram...but it's the thought that counts
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 08:52 PM (bUjCl) 242
I remember the announcement that Comey had been fired. It did say something to the effect of, "after consulting with Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein..."
I immediately saw that as Trump calling up Rosenstein and asking, "Hey, can I fire this clown?", and Rosenstein replying, "Well, yeah, as the President, you do have that authority." Not any sign of Rosenstein being on the Trump Train or anything; just a basic acknowledgement of the President's authority over the FBI. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 30, 2018 08:53 PM (wSC8T) Posted by: Bobs Plant at May 30, 2018 08:53 PM (UdKB7) 244
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"IF the GOP was smart.." So much for Plan-A. What you got for Plan-B? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 08:46 PM (EyPfd) Plan B is watching the Democrats pretend they are smart and laughing as they faceplant - note: they neglected to tie their shoelaces separately. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Whiten Your Sepulchres with Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 30, 2018 08:53 PM (0QYMt) 245
Anyone that liked youtuber "Mauler"'s video rant about "The Last Jedi" may well be very pleased to hear he has one up on Soylo.
youtube.com/watch?v=_bQbYmLAZ_k Posted by: Darth Randall at May 30, 2018 08:54 PM (v3DL/) 246
OOOOH, before I went to bed, I saw this at Newsbusters:
Buzzfeed unearths Joy Reid as 9/11 Truther: https://tinyurl.com/yagjc57u Awesome! Homophobe, racist (against white people) and 9/11 Truther! Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:54 PM (ptqGC) 247
Where's that confounded bridge?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2018 08:54 PM (ZSkht) Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 30, 2018 08:55 PM (roQNm) 249
Your wingnutter nazi morons are full of trump's poopie poo!!111leleventy!11
How was that? Posted by: AoS Troll Applicant #742 at May 30, 2018 08:50 PM You do understand the pay is $9 per hour, no bennies, and you have to take a drug test? If we don't find any in your system, you're out. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 30, 2018 08:55 PM (2NqXo) 250
235 We really do need a better class of trolls around here.
******************* Your wingnutter nazi morons are full of trump's poopie poo!!111leleventy!11 How was that? Posted by: AoS Troll Applicant #742 at May 30, 2018 08:50 PM (+dsLj) That was pathetic even when compared to Mary Cloggenstein's Performance! NEXT! Posted by: The AoSHQ Troll Audition Judge at May 30, 2018 08:56 PM (C9Rdt) 251
annnnnnnd - he's off!
sean, he's a great american. i mean it. the only open supporter on the televisor. tell it, brother! mark levin - i recall the first time i heard him - i was fiddling with the radio and heard: "... tell the government to get their hands off my corn flakes!". my kind of guy. over and out. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 30, 2018 08:56 PM (Pg+x7) 252
Buzzfeed found that?
That probably means Buzzfeed knew for over a decade but only now figured out it was safe to post. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 30, 2018 08:56 PM (6FqZa) 253
NOW, I'm off to bed. Later, horde.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:56 PM (ptqGC) 254
And I ran
I ran so far away Posted by: Nikifor Begichev at May 30, 2018 08:56 PM (eP7Gs) 255
BREAKING
Confidential McCabe memo implicates Trump in Lindbergh baby case "Who else had the means, motive, and opportunity?" Several current and former officials confirm bombshell allegations Posted by: Miklos, webelo reporter at May 30, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd) 256
Don't forget Comey has a New York Times bestseller to pimp before he's indicted like the rat fuck he is.
Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2018 08:56 PM (J7XgW) 257
Hoick. That's the sound he makes when a pubic hair is caught in his throat. 'Hoick, hoick!'
Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2018 08:57 PM (zLDYs) 258
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Was I just too awesome for the people of this country to handle all at once? Posted by: Barack H. Obama at May 30, 2018 08:50 PM (vDqXW) Yes. Yes, that was it. Shouldn't you be practicing your facial impressions for your debut on "Me TV?" Wouldn't want to disappoint all of your, uh, fans. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Whiten Your Sepulchres with Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 30, 2018 08:57 PM (0QYMt) 259
Jeff Sessions is a patsy. A deep state plant.
Spineless weasel. Posted by: oh brother at May 30, 2018 08:57 PM (6OUNd) Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2018 08:57 PM (sdi6R) 261
So was ANYBODY actually worried about the safety of our country in the last 2 years or were all of these man children of the highest LE agencies too busy with "dear diary..." bullshit? What in the fuck is going on here?
Posted by: Getcha Pull at May 30, 2018 08:57 PM (aR6C/) 262
9/11 Truthers. That is some crazy right there. I remember Charlie Sheen and Rosie O'Donnell are of that ilk. Sheen is also an Anti-Vaxxer. That people listen to this level of celebs is downright scary.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 08:58 PM (9LYIb) 263
I think "Hoick" sounds like a cat harfing up a fur ball.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2018 08:58 PM (vw6r3) 264
Your wingnutter nazi morons are full of trump's poopie poo!!111leleventy!11
How was that? Posted by: AoS Troll Applicant #742 at May 30, 2018 08:50 PM (+dsLj) Your spelling needs work. It was wonderful! Also more references to bodily functions and how you enjoy smearing the secretions all over your body. At least, that's what the style guide says. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Whiten Your Sepulchres with Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 30, 2018 08:59 PM (0QYMt) 265
Sean(Lou Costello)Hannity bit hard to on the PDT is PISSED at Sessions, That is all you need to know
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 30, 2018 08:59 PM (y3aQB) 266
I think Hoick was Ren's last name on Ren and Stimpy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 08:59 PM (B6+JK) 267
Ready to jettison my day job of swimming in dumpsters and begging for pocket lint. Reporting for duty!
Posted by: Average Joe at May 30, 2018 08:59 PM (rv0Fo) 268
Night Jane.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 08:59 PM (9LYIb) 269
Haannity the RETARD wastes the 1st 15 Mintes of his show repeating what he has said for weeks
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 30, 2018 09:00 PM (y3aQB) 270
260 How was that?
Needs more caps. Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2018 08:57 PM (sdi6R) JUST DON'T STEAL MY SCHTICK! Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER, NOT A TROLL at May 30, 2018 09:00 PM (C9Rdt) 271
McCabe was seeing Russians under his bed.
Before too long he may be seeing cellmates on top of his bed. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 30, 2018 09:00 PM (IeDO8) 272
I think "Hoick" sounds like a cat harfing up a fur ball.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2018 08:58 PM (vw6r3) Sounds Dutch to me. They're always up to something. Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 09:00 PM (fZuhk) 273
212 I know, and Trump is a hell of a poker player obviously. I just can't 100% get behind the idea that he is a bad guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:44 PM (/tuJf) ++++++ The thing I don't like about Rosenstein, it's been said that he signed off on the FISA warrants allowing the investigation of Carter Page. And he seems like he should have recused himself from all this, as he wrote the memo to Trump justifying the firing of Comey, and Comey's leaking of the confidential memos to his friend (now his legal counsel) was the basis for the need for an independent counsel. Just seems like too many conflicts of interest on Rosenstein's part. Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 09:00 PM (2sCft) 274
"Sean(Lou Costello)Hannity bit hard to on the PDT is PISSED at Sessions, That is all you need to know"
TF does this mean? Posted by: Getcha Pull at May 30, 2018 09:00 PM (aR6C/) 275
Drinking wine, spodee-o-dee, drinking wine
hoick hoick hoick Elderberry hoick hoick hoick Blackberry Posted by: Sticks McGee at May 30, 2018 09:01 PM (zCyNd) 276
Mikey NTH @ 264. You forgot to ask if the applicant possessed at lease one red cup.
Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2018 09:01 PM (zLDYs) 277
?Confused?
Remember all we need now is for n * 12 citizens to be outraged enough, long enough to write GUILTY on a slip of paper. Hopefully for large values of n. Posted by: DaveA at May 30, 2018 09:01 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: Ren at May 30, 2018 09:01 PM (rv0Fo) 279
Who benefits? McCabe, of course. Instead of a cog in trying to illegally and egregiously overthrow a democratically elected President, he's being portrayed as sincere in his efforts to uncover "collusion."
So, why was this leaked? And, it was leaked. Well, McCabe threatened to burn it all down when he was fired. This is a reach out to keep him from doing so. Someone needs to pressure it right back, and make it seem like they want to throw the book at McCabe. Posted by: Orson at May 30, 2018 09:01 PM (tmEUP) 280
From previous post, but I wanted to show my appreciation to the aptly named Jack Straw and Cosmic Charlie...so I'm reposting my reply here.
Check out the link Cosmic Charlie posted. https://tinyurl.com/y88jdywz Dead and Company live Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:07 PM (/tuJf) Thanks for the link repost. I'll check it out asap, although for some reason I believe I actually have it in my concert video collection. I caught the tail end of that whole phenomenon, graduating from high school in 93...but had been a fan since the late 80's. Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 30, 2018 09:01 PM (5leUT) 281
I love the way that Trump slammed Bob Iger and that twat's double standards. I see that Sarah Sanders followed that up with a couple of good body slams on the MFM jagoffs. Not that any of them would ever recognize or acknowledge their hypocrisy Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 30, 2018 09:02 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: Ren at May 30, 2018 09:02 PM (rv0Fo) 283
I've seen Russians under my bed. And once Sasquatch. Oh and Kelly LaBrock.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 30, 2018 09:02 PM (aljs9) 284
Just seems like too many conflicts of interest on Rosenstein's part."
It looks to me like Rosenstein has been trying to play with both sides at the same time, in the hope he'd do well no matter which side came out on top. That's a notoriously risky game to play. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2018 09:03 PM (V2Yro) 285
Bubba: So you want to be the hubband or da wife?
McCabe: Thanks for that. I would like to be the husband. Bubba: Good. Now get ova here and suck your wife's dick. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 30, 2018 09:03 PM (pw+jk) 286
I burned the f**k out of my right thumb frying pork chops tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh ---- For contact burns, I use vitamin e gelcaps (split 'em open and spread on the burn) to promote healing, and cocoa butter to prevent scarring. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 30, 2018 09:03 PM (UiRxW) 287
I have a new floater and it is settling right in the center of my vision. Driving me nuts. Usually they don't bother me. I hope it isn't anything more serious. But if I move my eye around it floats around too, so I think it is just a floater. But I wish it would get out of my center vision. Irritating as hell. Maybe vinegar would work.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 09:04 PM (9LYIb) 288
For all who are bitching about Trump not doing enough...
I give you this. https://wp.me/p6MziH-2VPA Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 09:04 PM (EyPfd) 289
'I love the way that Trump slammed Bob Iger and that twat's double standards.'
That was great wasn't it? Can you imagine Mitt or Cruz or Yeb fighting back like that? Posted by: f'd at May 30, 2018 09:04 PM (UdKB7) 290
Mikey NTH @ 264. You forgot to ask if the applicant possessed at lease one red cup.
Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2018 09:01 PM That's for the nautical episode with Sean Penn. (Please don't let the Coast Guard know.) "...Day 13. Food is short. We dined on the boom-mike guy...." Posted by: Mikey NTH -Whiten Your Sepulchres with Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 30, 2018 09:04 PM (0QYMt) 291
Posted by: Getcha Pull at May 30, 2018 09:00 PM (aR6C/)
==== sorry you're not too bright Hannity is a RETARD & he bit hard on the tweets PDT put out that he wishes he didn't Hire him, Fox NeverTrump News has been breathlessly reporting this all day Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 30, 2018 09:04 PM (y3aQB) 292
Actual FBI guys hate McCabe
This CYA memo is such bitch move he probably wore a dress and panties while typing it. Posted by: Jean at May 30, 2018 09:04 PM (MS0+a) 293
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I burned the f**k out of my right thumb frying pork chops tonight. Posted by: Jane D'oh ---- For contact burns, I use vitamin e gelcaps (split 'em open and spread on the burn) to promote healing, and cocoa butter to prevent scarring. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 30, 2018 09:03 PM (UiRxW) Pour salt on it. Not kidding. you will feel the pain being pulled out. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 30, 2018 09:05 PM (aljs9) 294
2nd set !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 30, 2018 09:05 PM (xJrIn) 295
I've seen Russians under my bed. And once Sasquatch. Oh and Kelly LaBrock.
Original Broadway cast of Evita. You'll have to buy my memoirs to get the full story. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 30, 2018 09:05 PM (08G9c) 296
282 THAT WASS AN "O".....
WEETH TWOOOOOO LEEEEEETLE DOTS ON TOP YOU EEEEDIOT Posted by: Ren at May 30, 2018 09:02 PM (rv0Fo) Dah, yeah, dah...Gee Ren, maybe that's why they spell it "Hoick" on Pixy... Posted by: Stimpson J. Cat at May 30, 2018 09:06 PM (B6+JK) 297
>>The thing I don't like about Rosenstein, it's been said that he signed off on the FISA warrants allowing the investigation of Carter Page
He did. But think about that. He signed off on it last fall well after information started coming out showing the whole thing was a scam. The warrant wasn't taken to spy on Page, it was taken to spy on Trump and his campaign. It makes no sense to me. When I see things like that that make no sense I've got to believe there was another reason or Rosenstein is dumber than a bag of hammers. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 09:06 PM (/tuJf) 298
It looks to me like Rosenstein has been trying to
play with both sides at the same time, in the hope he'd do well no matter which side came out on top. That's a notoriously risky game to play. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2018 09:03 PM (V2Yro) Tell me about it. Posted by: Saruman - Used-to-be-the-White at May 30, 2018 09:06 PM (0QYMt) 299
Never look under your bed. There is something growing there, or decaying; can't tell which way it's going. Never go investigate strange noises at night without heavy ordinance. And never trust the smiling, happy, friendly man; he is always up to something. Gangsta thugs can be good allies if you can befriend them. These things I have learned from Hollywood. Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 30, 2018 09:06 PM (roQNm) 300
292 Actual FBI guys hate McCabe
This CYA memo is such bitch move he probably wore a dress and panties while typing it. Posted by: Jean at May 30, 2018 09:04 PM (MS0+a) +++ So when are all these salt of the earth, good guys at the FBI going to fucking blow the lid off all this corruption?? If there is illegal activity going on, then do your damn jobs and expose it!!!! Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 09:06 PM (2sCft) 301
TRUMP IS HITLER! WORSE THAN BUSH HITLER! WORSE THAN ROMNEY HITLER! HITLER! HITLER! HITLER! HITLER! HITLER! WIPE TRUMP HITLER'S SPEW OFF YOUR CHINS, YOU HITLER LOVING NAZI RUBES!!!
I'll wait for your call. Posted by: AoS Troll Applicant #807 at May 30, 2018 09:06 PM (O5Q3r) 302
I can't wait for the movie to come out.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 08:04 PM (9LYIb) ------ At this rate, you'd need a long form miniseries just to get to November 2016. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 30, 2018 09:07 PM (UiRxW) 303
This CYA memo is such bitch move he probably wore a dress and panties while typing it.
Posted by: Jean at May 30, 2018 09:04 PM (MS0+a) And not just ANY dress and lace panties! Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at May 30, 2018 09:07 PM (zCyNd) 304
Look sure you people disappointed me but let me give you an out for not accepting my total universe, history, rocking awesomeness.
I might have been too early for you stupid clingers. Or maybe too late. Not sure but you can sure as hell bet, I was perfect and my failure is your fault. Hey check out my totally non political shit shows on netflix. Oh and DO NOT cancel your netflix subscriptions. Posted by: Barak Obama at May 30, 2018 09:08 PM (pw+jk) 305
Actual FBI guys hate McCabe
This CYA memo is such bitch move he probably wore a dress and panties while typing it. Posted by: Jean Where do you think their pensions rank in this Hate-o-meter? Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 30, 2018 09:08 PM (zfrbv) 306
So Gregg Jarrett who for most of his life has been an Alcoholic says on Hannity he wonders if Sessions has a reading comprehension problem ? I wonder seriously if Greggums has Wet Brain from decades of Alcoholism
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 30, 2018 09:08 PM (y3aQB) 307
JUST DON'T STEAL MY SCHTICK! Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER, NOT A TROLL Is you schtick out of shape? https://youtu.be/-Qd1F0H_IPo Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2018 09:09 PM (IqV8l) 308
>>>And not just ANY dress and lace panties!
Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at May 30, 2018 09:07 PM (zCyNd) ++++ Hey J. Edgar, like the ones you guys recovered at Marilyn Monroe's "suicide" crime scene?? Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 09:09 PM (2sCft) 309
Kelly LeBrock was a busy woman. She used to drop by my bedroom too when I was about 13ish
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 30, 2018 09:10 PM (6FqZa) 310
JS, pretty decent 1st show of tour so far
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 30, 2018 09:10 PM (+fTAB) 311
I'll fix your schtick!
Posted by: Lorraine Bobbit at May 30, 2018 09:10 PM (MgLAP) 312
Once in a while is probably fine but be careful about putting too much vitamin e directly on the skin too often. Good way to develop an allergy to vitamin e, which would not be fun.
Posted by: Mega at May 30, 2018 09:10 PM (rv0Fo) 313
I never realized we were in such need of play by play commentary of what is on Hannity until today.
Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2018 09:10 PM (lKs2v) 314
>>>I burned the f**k out of my right thumb frying pork chops tonight.<<<
Slap hot iron to it. Then some fresh aloe. Especially the aloe. Posted by: davidt at May 30, 2018 09:11 PM (bsNE6) 315
>>JS, pretty decent 1st show of tour so far
I see Mayer is adopting the sweat pants. All he needs now is a truck load of acid and heroin and a few thousand cheeseburgers. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 09:11 PM (/tuJf) 316
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So when are all these salt of the earth, good guys at the FBI going to fucking blow the lid off all this corruption?? If there is illegal activity going on, then do your damn jobs and expose it!!!! Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 09:06 PM (2sCft)" I keep wondering about that myself. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 30, 2018 09:11 PM (xJrIn) 317
"Kelly LeBrock was a busy woman. She used to drop by my bedroom too when I was about 13ish"
Weird Science!!! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 09:11 PM (EyPfd) 318
I'm not on the new troll selection committee, but I think best-in-class proactive comment-centered disruptive trolls need a training course in Vermont, if Mary is available.
I hear that Mrs. Sanders still has the keys to an entire college that nobody is using. Posted by: Miklos from HR at May 30, 2018 09:12 PM (zCyNd) 319
JuJuBee, can I do that job part time? I wouldn't mind making a little extra money hanging out here, which I'm already doing for free, anyway.
I'd just have to throw out the occasional bit of left-wing insanity, right? "Drumpf had sex with lots of gorgeous women years before being elected to any public office! Impeach! He paid Strumpety Daniels $130k while Bill Clinton paid Paula Jones $850k! Aarrgghlebuhblaarghle! He boned Playboy Playmate of the Year Karen MacDougal twelve years ago! You wingnuts need to quit licking Drumpf's combovered bald spot and just think and stuff! Waargghllblaarrgh! He cut your taxes and brought back your jerbs what had been tuk from you! Impeach! Impeach!" Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 30, 2018 09:12 PM (wSC8T) 320
"For all who are bitching about Trump not doing enough...
I give you this." Having judges actually look at the statute and use those words to discover its meaning, making the law actually accessible to the people so they may know what is prohibited and what is not is antithetical to Social Justice. Thank goodness. Thank you Mr. Trump. Some complain that you are not doing something or another; I am happy for what you are doing in the time you have to do. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Whiten Your Sepulchres with Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 30, 2018 09:12 PM (0QYMt) 321
I was thinking MC Hammer pants
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 30, 2018 09:13 PM (PUmDY) 322
These things I have learned from Hollywood.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 30, 2018 09:06 PM (roQNm) Don't forget the devil always makes his evil completely obvious by being scary and offputting. Posted by: Mega at May 30, 2018 09:13 PM (rv0Fo) 323
These Keystone Cucks give new meaning to Irwin Schiff's 1970's era label for fed.gov (admittedly presciently targeting primarily the IRS, which President DogEater weaponized): "The Federal Mafia."
Posted by: ShainS at May 30, 2018 09:13 PM (BiLU+) 324
317 "Kelly LeBrock was a busy woman. She used to drop by my bedroom too when I was about 13ish"
Weird Science!!! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 09:11 PM (EyPfd) ++++ Yeah, back in the day Ms. LeBrock was smoking hot. But, not to sound mean, have you seen her lately? Has not aged gracefully..... Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 09:13 PM (2sCft) 325
The verbal assaults by the left on Sarah Huckabee Sanders ALONE immediately disqualify any and all faux outrage by the left for ANY statements from the right considered non PC.
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 30, 2018 09:13 PM (ICWiF) 326
Hey J. Edgar, like the ones you guys recovered at Marilyn Monroe's "suicide" crime scene??
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 09:09 PM (2sCft) The evidence has been carefully preserved. And they fit! Posted by: Andi McCabe at May 30, 2018 09:14 PM (zCyNd) 327
" Impale. Them. All.
Sharpened pole. Anus. Some assembly required. " You magnificent bastard! You read my book. Posted by: Vlad Dracula at May 30, 2018 09:15 PM (ii30j) 328
The way this investigation is going, Trump is going to have sell all his property to pay for the lawyers. The real story is how his campaign stole the election.
Posted by: That's the way, uh huh uh huh at May 30, 2018 09:15 PM (UdKB7) 329
BREAKING
Confidential McCabe memo implicates Trump in RFK assassination Special counsel Mueller issued subpoenas to Mr. Trump's campaign staff to explore possible ties between Mr. Trump's campaign and Senator's assassination. Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 09:15 PM (bUjCl) 330
I burned the f**k out of my right thumb frying pork chops tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Sorry the hear that Jane. remember when they used to but butter in it and that was total BS? Then they figured out cold water was better. Man, I'm old. Posted by: Farmer at May 30, 2018 09:15 PM (yJ1e6) 331
Haannity the RETARD wastes the 1st 15 Mintes of his show repeating what he has said for weeks
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 30, 2018 09:00 PM (y3aQB) --- So usual opening + 1 day. Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2018 09:15 PM (vDqXW) 332
Look at you losers sitting around trying defend the Cheeto-Faced President. He's like orange and stuff. And he's like not successful and stuff because like he is like bankrupt. If you gave me a million dollars I could have turned it into like a lot of money too bruh.
He has like a small penis n stuff and like bangs supermodels and porn stars and stuff. And he is like super rich n stuff. I guess you losers all wanna be like your orange President and like be billionaires and bang super hot chicks and be the most powerful man in the world. Woo! Well not me man. You can keep your stupid billions of dollars and hot chicks. I'm gonna drink Starbucks and respect women and not like guns because they are scary. Later losers. Pwn'd! Posted by: AoS Troll Applicant #893 at May 30, 2018 09:15 PM (B6+JK) Posted by: Paul Atraedies at May 30, 2018 09:15 PM (roQNm) 334
" Impale. Them. All.
Sharpened pole. Anus. Some assembly required. " You magnificent bastard! You read my book. Posted by: Vlad Dracula at May 30, 2018 09:15 PM (ii30j) This requires Green Cards for Gypsies. Consider carefully. Posted by: Miklos, your friendly local Carpathian at May 30, 2018 09:16 PM (zCyNd) 335
Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2018 09:15 PM (vDqXW)
==== Yeah you would think someone higher up would show him DVD after DVD of this Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 30, 2018 09:17 PM (y3aQB) 336
JS, where does RR rank on the Gowdy Scale of Wonderfulness?
Posted by: Kyle Busch Fan Club at May 30, 2018 09:17 PM (Jj+59) 337
I wake up grateful every day for two things:
1. The blessings and wonder that God has allowed into my life, not because I deserve it but because He loves me. 2. That despite every temptation and possible allowance in the world, and in the face of magnificent evil against himself, his family and all friends and associates near and far, Donald J. Trump has still not sold out my vote. Posted by: Mega at May 30, 2018 09:17 PM (rv0Fo) 338
SteveOReno, she and Steven Seagal have both really let themselves go, as a couple. Good for them, IMO; they truly accept each other!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 30, 2018 09:17 PM (wSC8T) 339
108 87:
"They seem oddly not as concerned over McCabe spending $70,000 on a conference table." The redactions indicate some concern. Any guess about when the IG report drops, Jack? Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat In time for Grassley Senate hearings scheduled for June 5 . Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 30, 2018 09:17 PM (IeDO8) 340
327 " Impale. Them. All.
Sharpened pole. Anus. Some assembly required. " You magnificent bastard! You read my book. Posted by: Vlad Dracula at May 30, 2018 09:15 PM (ii30j) +++++ Yes, I actually did read a book recently. Vlad was an interesting guy living in interesting times. But seriously, a few of these traitorous, deep-state guys and gals impaled and left on display on the National Mall could sure straighten out and clarify the swamp rats thinking. Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 09:18 PM (2sCft) 341
Given the OIG report specifically on McCabe, is there any reason to believe what he has written is the truth? He was fired for lying, lies that generated in internal FBI investigation (to find the leaker: McCabe), lies that he used to threaten the NYC FBI office personnel for leaking, then he lied to investigators and -- get this! -- weeks after []lied about the conversation he had with these investigators.
That is a pattern of deceit scapegoating others for his illegal actions. [insert "Say Anything" clip of his friend singing her Joe Lies! song here] Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2018 09:18 PM (W+vEI) 342
You know if Kaepernick never plays pro football again he will never have to suffer the indignity of standing for the national anthem again (which is just like slavery!) In fact, in the comfort of his living room he can kneel, sit, down or do a handstand and nobody will object. Win-win for everybody. I really don't know why he isn't happy.
Posted by: Ripley at May 30, 2018 09:18 PM (NbRJx) 343
316 "+++
So when are all these salt of the earth, good guys at the FBI going to fucking blow the lid off all this corruption?? If there is illegal activity going on, then do your damn jobs and expose it!!!! Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 09:06 PM (2sCft)" I keep wondering about that myself. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 30, 2018 09:11 PM (xJrIn) UM come to think of it I was reading teasers to this effect all last week. Maybe de facto AG Rudy is cooking up a big batch of whoop ass! Posted by: sOME mORON at May 30, 2018 09:18 PM (ICWiF) 344
"Having judges actually look at the statute and use those words to discover its meaning, making the law actually accessible to the people so they may know what is prohibited and what is not is antithetical to Social Justice. Thank goodness."
Do not overlook the significance of ' In a series of 5-4 decisions..' Basically, the liberal Justices do not seem to be comparing laws to the Constitution. Odd...I wonder what their decision making matrix consists of then. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 09:18 PM (EyPfd) 345
Yeah, back in the day Ms. LeBrock was smoking hot. But, not to sound mean, have you seen her lately? Has not aged gracefully.....
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 30, 2018 09:13 PM (2sCft) -------- Yep, she was. Great pair of Beejer lips on that one, along with the rocking body and everything else. I will not trash that image by checking out her pics 35 years later. No way, nuh uh. Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 30, 2018 09:18 PM (I16G8) 346
337 I wake up grateful every day for two things:
1. The blessings and wonder that God has allowed into my life, not because I deserve it but because He loves me. 2. That despite every temptation and possible allowance in the world, and in the face of magnificent evil against himself, his family and all friends and associates near and far, Donald J. Trump has still not sold out my vote. Posted by: Mega at May 30, 2018 09:17 PM (rv0Fo) Dilly Dilly! Posted by: sOME mORON at May 30, 2018 09:19 PM (ICWiF) Posted by: Mega at May 30, 2018 09:19 PM (rv0Fo) 348
Rudy punking the shit out Mueller et al on Hannity now.
Posted by: Just another Horde chumsucker at May 30, 2018 09:20 PM (WPxnj) 349
I will not trash that image by checking out her pics 35 years later. No way, nuh uh.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 30, 2018 09:18 PM (I16G Wisdom. Pebble snatched. Posted by: Miklos the Blind Monk at May 30, 2018 09:20 PM (zCyNd) 350
We are filming the Trump story right now. Look for it in theatres in 2019.
National Treasure 3: Book of Self Memos Posted by: Nicholas Cage at May 30, 2018 09:20 PM (B6+JK) 351
>>Given the OIG report specifically on McCabe, is there any reason to believe what he has written is the truth?
No. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 09:20 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Paul Atraedies at May 30, 2018 09:21 PM (roQNm) 353
This Scarlet>tFire is very good.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 30, 2018 09:22 PM (PUmDY) 354
"But, not to sound mean, have you seen her lately? Has not aged gracefully..... "
Shit. have you seen me lately. I have not aged gracefully either. But...Kelly was teh HOT... Back in the day. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 09:22 PM (EyPfd) 355
I will not trash that image by checking out her pics 35 years later. No way, nuh uh.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 30, 2018 09:18 PM (I16G Spoiler Alert: she looks kinda trashy, in a bad way. Posted by: Surfperch at May 30, 2018 09:22 PM (C9Rdt) 356
Hear, hear, Mega.
Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2018 09:23 PM (Gqglx) 357
Caps go up 2-1
Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 09:23 PM (O5Q3r) 358
I know, and Trump is a hell of a poker player obviously. I just can't 100% get behind the idea that he is a bad guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 08:44 PM (/tuJf) -------- Really? It's been pointed out numerous times that the Special Counsel appointment by Rosenstein violated procedures, laws and the Constitution. The result of which has been a year long fishing expedition that could possibly destroy the country. Seems that might tip off people that Rosenstein is a bad actor. Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 09:23 PM (LnOh3) Posted by: Almost Comatose at May 30, 2018 09:25 PM (roQNm) Posted by: JAS at May 30, 2018 09:26 PM (ii30j) 361
Mr. Rosenstein did not elaborate on what Mr. Trump had wanted him to say.
ADVERTISEMENT To Mr. McCabe, that seemed like possible evidence that Mr. Comey's firing... Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:54 PM Ace, I think you copied in an ADVERTISEMENT. Posted by: Surfperch at May 30, 2018 09:26 PM (C9Rdt) 362
UM come to think of it I was reading teasers to this effect all last week. Maybe de facto AG Rudy is cooking up a big batch of whoop ass!
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 30, 2018 09:18 PM (ICWiF) ----- You can bet your last dollar that the only reason someone in the FBI becomes a whistleblower is to protect themselves from prosecution. Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 09:26 PM (LnOh3) 363
127 Meanwhile, I burned the f**k out of my right thumb frying pork chops tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 08:01 PM Stick it in vinegar and keep it there. After a short time, the pain goes away. Then it prevents a blister from forming. Vinegar. What can't it do? Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey That vinegar trick sounds interesting. I'm thinking of burning a finger to try it out. But whose? Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 30, 2018 09:28 PM (IeDO8) Posted by: Sonobi at May 30, 2018 09:28 PM (roQNm) 365
I think we should give LeBrock some credit, she's packing in those extra 80 pounds really well!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2018 09:28 PM (V2Yro) 366
SCOOP: McCabe feared that Rosenstein helped provide Trump with cover story for Comey firing.
Hey Andy? Know how I know you're Gay? Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:28 PM (2wOtx) 367
JS, althea!
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 30, 2018 09:29 PM (PUmDY) 368
Hey Andy?
Know how I know you're Gay? Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:28 PM Know how? Posted by: Hey Andy at May 30, 2018 09:30 PM (roQNm) 369
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Make big bucks on click-throughs. Posted by: Sonobi at May 30, 2018 09:28 PM (roQNm) ------------- Disable Javescript, never see your sorry ass ad, live life happily while starving ad ghouls like you. Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 30, 2018 09:30 PM (I16G8) 370
That vinegar trick sounds interesting. I'm thinking of burning a finger to try it out. But whose?
Yes, please. Posted by: Andrew McCabe - will work for vinegar at May 30, 2018 09:30 PM (2wOtx) 371
>>Really? It's been pointed out numerous times that the Special Counsel appointment by Rosenstein violated procedures, laws and the Constitution
Exactly how many people noted this at the time? Zero. Hell, there's nothing in the Constitution about special counsels at all. I'm not defending Rosenstein, just saying I'm not 100% sold on the idea that he is a bad actor. Lots of people have made predictions on a lot of things that have turned out to be flat wrong. And if he is as bad as you say why didn't Trump fire him months ago? Well find out soon enough. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 09:31 PM (/tuJf) 372
Late to the party but this shit gets more wheels within wheels the deeper you dig.
Sad that literally no one is going to face true justice. Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 09:31 PM (UfMVm) 373
A *conspiracy* to fire an FIB Director!
It used the office of the Attorney General to advise the President on legal matters--just like the Department was *designed* from the get-go. Nefarious. Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2018 09:32 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: Nikifor Begichev at May 30, 2018 09:32 PM (eP7Gs) 375
McCabe is a liar. He lies about everything. He wrote a Liar's Memo. Why would anyone believe anything he says or writes especially concerning his cover-his-@$$.
Posted by: Lester at May 30, 2018 09:32 PM (LfJIn) 376
3-1 Caps
Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 09:32 PM (O5Q3r) 377
Now Hannity with a nd monologue about Roseanne, But really it is about SEAN all the time
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 30, 2018 09:32 PM (y3aQB) 378
BREAKING
Confidential McCabe memo implicates Trump in RFK assassination Special counsel Mueller issued subpoenas to Mr. Trump's campaign staff to explore possible ties between Mr. Trump's campaign and Senator's assassination. ------------ And just who do you think was the go-between for the NRA and Gavrilo Princip? You got it - Assassin, War-Monger, Gun-Runner - Donald. Trump. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Whiten Your Sepulchres with Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 30, 2018 09:32 PM (0QYMt) Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 09:32 PM (/tuJf) 380
So when are all these salt of the earth, good guys at the FBI going to fucking blow the lid off all this corruption?? If there is illegal activity going on, then do your damn jobs and expose it!!!! Posted by: SteveOReno Most of them know nothing about this, it all happened in a small five office and up in the nicely carpeted executive areas. Posted by: Jean at May 30, 2018 09:33 PM (MS0+a) 381
easy as fuck = criticizing the FBI and law enforcement
hard as fuck = getting FBI and law enforcement to step the fuck up and testify from the inside That is all. Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:34 PM (2wOtx) 382
Slayer is going to be allowed to shred on this.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 30, 2018 09:35 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: IBM Card at May 30, 2018 09:35 PM (roQNm) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2018 09:35 PM (LsBY9) 385
He wrote a Liar's Memo.
Posted by: Lester at May 30, 2018 09:32 PM (LfJIn) --- How DARE you?! I wrote my *own* memo! Posted by: Adam Schiff T. at May 30, 2018 09:35 PM (vDqXW) 386
A Deep State that calmly and casually works through a plan to frame and bankrupt a billionaire simply for opposing their candidate . . . . What would they do to a mid-level FBI whistleblower?
Keyzer Soze stuff, that's what they would do. Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 30, 2018 09:35 PM (2xR5z) 387
You can bet your last dollar that the only reason
someone in the FBI becomes a whistleblower is to protect themselves from prosecution. Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 09:26 PM (LnOh3) I find it amazing what protection whistle blowers don't have in the face of an agency and a state that is more concerned with burying problems than solving them. Especially when the union, the management, and the judges are all cooperating to make the dishonor AND the whistle-blower go away. The good news for the budget is after you work a whistle-blower over for a year or so, bring them up on disciplinary charges and reviews and make them spend their life savings being upright and honest, make sure they are ostracized by the "real team players" they usually will accept about an 80% on their pension for the small job of shutting up and never showing their noses out of their holes again. Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2018 09:35 PM (2K6fY) 388
Most of them know nothing about this, it all happened in a small five office and up in the nicely carpeted executive areas.
Posted by: Jean ---------- With $70,000 tables. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 09:36 PM (ZpfqO) 389
In RE: Aging Gracefully.
You could say that I am because it hasn't been so much as a fall as a gradual slouch. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Whiten Your Sepulchres with Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 30, 2018 09:36 PM (0QYMt) 390
You can bet your last dollar that the only reason
someone in the FBI becomes a whistleblower is to protect themselves from prosecution. Posted by: MAGA -- Oh Fuck off , you fairweather Trump "fan". Whistleblower Protection is a KNOWN fucking joke. Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:38 PM (2wOtx) 391
With $70,000 tables.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 09:36 PM (ZpfqO) --- My, how the tables have turned. Posted by: Guy who says old-fashioned melodrama stuff at May 30, 2018 09:39 PM (vDqXW) 392
#BobIgorMustGo
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 30, 2018 09:39 PM (yQpMk) 393
Once in a while is probably fine but be careful about putting too much vitamin e directly on the skin too often. Good way to develop an allergy to vitamin e, which would not be fun.
Posted by: Mega Vitamin E: I have put it on every burn and potential scar for the past 20 yrs. with no negative affects. Possibly some people are sensitive to it. Posted by: gNewt at May 30, 2018 09:39 PM (mMMjw) 394
Done, wasted, used up, mutilate, spindled, and punched, obsolete, and forgotten.
Posted by: IBM Card ---------- Could be worse, I'm now a Harbor Freight shovel. Posted by: IBM 029 Keypunch Machine at May 30, 2018 09:39 PM (ZpfqO) 395
Exactly how many people noted this at the time? Zero.
Hell, there's nothing in the Constitution about special counsels at all. I'm not defending Rosenstein, just saying I'm not 100% sold on the idea that he is a bad actor. Lots of people have made predictions on a lot of things that have turned out to be flat wrong. And if he is as bad as you say why didn't Trump fire him months ago? Well find out soon enough. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 09:31 PM (/tuJf) ---------- A few people pointed it out. Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 09:40 PM (LnOh3) 396
We all face True Justice eventually.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2018 09:40 PM (V2Yro) 397
Whistleblower Protection is a KNOWN fucking joke.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:38 PM (2wOtx) --- Read the other day that Obama was the *king* of prosecuting whistle blowers. More legal actions against whistle blowers than all the modern presidents combined. Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2018 09:40 PM (vDqXW) 398
I can think of one FBI agent who is ready to step forward, Joe Pientka.
And that will be the end of the Flynn case and more legal jeopardy for Strzok, McCabe and Yates. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 09:40 PM (/tuJf) 399
"Could be worse, I'm now a Harbor Freight shovel.
Posted by: IBM 029 Keypunch Machine at May 30, 2018 09:39 PM (ZpfqO)" LOL ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 30, 2018 09:41 PM (xJrIn) 400
Could be worse, I'm now a Harbor Freight shovel.
Posted by: IBM 029 Keypunch Machine Did you enjoy your stay in China? Posted by: gNewt at May 30, 2018 09:41 PM (mMMjw) 401
Two types of people:
People who don't What the FUCK they are talking about and comment anyway People who admit it. Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:42 PM (2wOtx) 402
In RE: Aging Gracefully.
You could say that I am because it hasn't been so much as a fall as a gradual slouch. Posted by: Mikey ----------- I'm investing a lot of effort into becoming an affable idler. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 09:42 PM (w1zJX) 403
And that will be the end of the Flynn case and more legal jeopardy for Strzok, McCabe and Yates.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 09:40 PM (/tuJf) --- Somebody take a look up that shoe chute. I think it's stuck. Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2018 09:42 PM (vDqXW) 404
Ditto
Posted by: ro-man at May 30, 2018 09:43 PM (RuIsu) 405
You could say that I am because it hasn't been so much as a fall as a gradual slouch.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Whiten Your Sepulchres with Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 30, 2018 09:36 PM (0QYMt) -------- I was on that glide path too. Was told I looked 45 at 53. Then, got a disease called rhabdomyolysis, which nearly killed me 2 years ago. Now, I'm told I look 60 at 55. Life can deal some shitty stuff. Enjoy it now. Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 30, 2018 09:43 PM (I16G8) 406
It would be a serious Obstruction of Justice Crime if PDT fires the leadership of the DoJ and FBI. They are the fourth branch of government, independent from the other three. It's in the penumbras and emanations of the Constitution that gives the DoJ and FBI their legitimacy.
Posted by: Senator Miss Lindsey at May 30, 2018 09:43 PM (ii30j) 407
378 BREAKING
Confidential McCabe memo implicates Trump in RFK assassination Special counsel Mueller issued subpoenas to Mr. Trump's campaign staff to explore possible ties between Mr. Trump's campaign and Senator's assassination. ------------ And just who do you think was the go-between for the NRA and Gavrilo Princip? You got it - Assassin, War-Monger, Gun-Runner - Donald. Trump. https://youtu.be/NzGFViwiUaA Posted by: Puddleglum at May 30, 2018 09:43 PM (WZ2RU) 408
Estimated. Their setlists are very good
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 30, 2018 09:44 PM (PUmDY) 409
It would be a serious Obstruction of Justice Crime if PDT fires the leadership of the DoJ and FBI. They are the fourth branch of government, independent from the other three. It's in the penumbras and emanations of the Constitution that gives the DoJ and FBI their legitimacy.
Posted by: Senator Miss Lindsey at May 30, 2018 09:43 PM (ii30j) --- Post-modern Constitutional law. Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2018 09:44 PM (vDqXW) 410
Did you enjoy your stay in China?
Posted by: gNewt -------- Well, I mixed with a lot of stuff that I wouldn't have otherwise. There were a lot of 70's automobiles. Posted by: IBM 029 Keypunch Machine at May 30, 2018 09:44 PM (w1zJX) 411
Oh Fuck off , you fairweather Trump "fan".
Whistleblower Protection is a KNOWN fucking joke. Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:38 PM (2wOtx -------- So the hell what? Here's a little tip Tanner baby. People have DIED upholding their oath to defend the country and Constitution. Those members of the FBI that may know something but refuse to come forward are pissing on their graves. Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 09:44 PM (LnOh3) 412
Confidential McCabe memo implicates Trump in RFK assassination
Special counsel Mueller issued subpoenas to Mr. Trump's campaign staff to explore possible ties between Mr. Trump's campaign and Senator's assassination. ------------ And just who do you think was the go-between for the NRA and Gavrilo Princip? You got it - Assassin, War-Monger, Gun-Runner - Donald. Trump. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Whiten Your Sepulchres with Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 30, 2018 09:32 PM (0QYMt) None other than Donald Wilkes Booth Trump Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 30, 2018 09:44 PM (SiINZ) 413
Should have let Beria pull his fingernails out.
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 30, 2018 09:45 PM (h7sWp) 414
Here's a little tip Tanner baby. People have DIED upholding their oath to defend the country and Constitution. Those members of the FBI that may know something but refuse to come forward are pissing on their graves... And you Internet Fucking Hero?? Q: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? A: NOT SHIT Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:46 PM (2wOtx) 415
BREAKING
Secret Comey memo implicates Rosenstein, McCabe Secret McCabe memo implicates Rosenstein, Comey Secret Rosenstein memo implicates Comey, McCabe Posted by: Miklos, ace reporter at May 30, 2018 09:46 PM (zCyNd) 416
Can we consider all these memos "living, breathing" documents? I mean, why consider the text at all?
Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2018 09:46 PM (FJXGr) 417
398 I can think of one FBI agent who is ready to step forward, Joe Pientka.
And that will be the end of the Flynn case and more legal jeopardy for Strzok, McCabe and Yates. Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 09:40 PM (/tuJf) ------- If true, then thank God for Pientka. Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 09:46 PM (LnOh3) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 30, 2018 09:46 PM (6FqZa) 419
357 Caps go up 2-1 Posted by: tu3031 I'm going for LV Golden KNights. LV is my home away from home, Ovechkin is a jerk, every team gets their faces rubbed in it by their castaways, and if VGK win the Sportsbooks are gonna take it hard up the ass. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 30, 2018 09:47 PM (IeDO8) 420
Also:
Number of FBI agent that were former Navy SEALS , Marines, Army SFOD, SpecOps?\ Google that shit , fuckstick do-nothing shit flinger. Done . with your. ass. Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:48 PM (2wOtx) 421
This memo reeks of misdirection.
Posted by: Whats That Smell at May 30, 2018 09:48 PM (DNB3X) 422
It's really Melania. She looks all beautiful and soft and gentle but she actually carries a 9" Italian stiletto that is razor sharp on both edges.
Posted by: gNewt at May 30, 2018 09:48 PM (mMMjw) 423
Secret Comey memo implicates Rosenstein, McCabe
Secret McCabe memo implicates Rosenstein, Comey Secret Rosenstein memo implicates Comey, McCabe Posted by: Miklos ---------- It would be like the Keystone Kops, except, stoked with traitorous venom, rather than humor. Posted by: IBM 029 Keypunch Machine at May 30, 2018 09:48 PM (cp1if) 424
@408
Yeah, great setlist so far. I'm going to see them in Atlanta next week and this show is making me wish it was sooner. Posted by: Tennessee Jed at May 30, 2018 09:49 PM (YA65G) 425
Vegas scores, 3-2 Caps
Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 09:49 PM (O5Q3r) 426
I bet Eyes is also going to be pre-drums.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 30, 2018 09:50 PM (PUmDY) 427
dossier...memo
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says dosier... at May 30, 2018 09:50 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2018 09:50 PM (2K6fY) 429
Secret Comey memo implicates Rosenstein, McCabe
Secret McCabe memo implicates Rosenstein, Comey Secret Rosenstein memo implicates Comey, McCabe Posted by: Miklos **************** Hang them all. If they are still alive after 5 minutes they shall be deemed innocent. Posted by: gNewt at May 30, 2018 09:50 PM (mMMjw) 430
Secret Comey memo implicates Rosenstein, McCabe
Secret McCabe memo implicates Rosenstein, Comey Secret Rosenstein memo implicates Comey, McCabe I prefer my ghey circle jerk actors to be better looking. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 30, 2018 09:50 PM (6FqZa) 431
Secret Comey memo implicates Rosenstein, McCabe
Secret McCabe memo implicates Rosenstein, Comey Secret Rosenstein memo implicates Comey, McCabe Posted by: Miklos https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg Posted by: Puddleglum at May 30, 2018 09:50 PM (WZ2RU) 432
This place is becoming like Cicely Alaska in the ice breaking episode (which was one of the best Northern Exposure episodes of the series). I have so many people on the AosHQIgnoreUser plugin that I can actually keep up with the threads now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 30, 2018 09:50 PM (yQpMk) 433
Can we consider all these memos "living, breathing" documents? I mean, why consider the text at all?
Posted by: t-bird ------------ Sure! Posted by: Penumbras and Emanations at May 30, 2018 09:50 PM (cp1if) 434
Remember when "MAGA" cried because Trump didn't " do what he wanted him to do" ?
Fucking pissant. The wind might blow from the East tomorrow. Stick your thumb up, bitch. Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:50 PM (2wOtx) 435
370 That vinegar trick sounds interesting. I'm thinking of burning a finger to try it out. But whose?
Yes, please. Posted by: Andrew McCabe - will work for vinegar at May 30, 2018 09:30 PM (2wOtx) Children! These two are the definition of knuckleheads. They will be staying after school writing on the blackboard 25 times. I must not be a knucklehead, then clap the erasers in the school yard. Posted by: sOME mORON at May 30, 2018 09:52 PM (ICWiF) 436
423 Secret Comey memo implicates Rosenstein, McCabe
Secret McCabe memo implicates Rosenstein, Comey Secret Rosenstein memo implicates Comey, McCabe Posted by: Miklos ---------- It would be like the Keystone Kops, except, stoked with traitorous venom, rather than humor." It already has it's own theme song - "Larry, Moe, Curly Joe, they're the funniest guys we know, writing memos Ho Ho Ho, Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe!" Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2018 09:52 PM (V2Yro) 437
Hard to believe we are still talking about this complete fraud of an investigation
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 30, 2018 09:53 PM (h1jJh) 438
>>Somebody take a look up that shoe chute. I think it's stuck.
That's what I mean by we don't know everything yet and sometimes things aren't what they seem. It seems that Pientka was the 2nd agent in the room with Strzok during the Flynn interview and his name has not leaked in over a year and now he is willing to testify that the FBI did not think Flynn lied during his interview. Why has it taken so long to get this out? Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 09:53 PM (/tuJf) 439
Tanner, chill. MAGA here was a strong force for Trump in 2016.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 30, 2018 09:53 PM (6FqZa) 440
I mean, this is so post-modern. The office of the AG is supposed--as detailed in the Federalists--to advise the President on legal matters. That's its role.
So Trump wants to fire Comey and gets legal advice, and McCabe *suspected* that Trump might do that....you know...get legal advice from the Deputy Attorney General...you know...like the founders *thought* the President would. And he fiendishly uses this advice that the President has some cause to fire the FIB Director, to *fire* the FIB Director according to his sovereign powers over the executive. But the dazed still want to play this up as "suspicious". Signing a personal signature on an international agreement and sending pallets of cash as part of Obama's *personal* agreement ....that's not what we're talking about as suspicious. Selling access to 20% of the US Uranium... that's also not what we're talking about as "suspicious". That the President might not have had a clean soul when he fired a guy he had the power to fire...that's what's suspicious. Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2018 09:53 PM (vDqXW) 441
Lemmiwinks, we're waiting for that scene from Office Space when the camera turns around and the investigators realise they're the ones under the microscope
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 30, 2018 09:54 PM (6FqZa) 442
Unfortunately, Ms. Yoko Ono's appearance on tonight's ONT has been postponed.
Posted by: Colonel Cathcart at May 30, 2018 09:55 PM (DMUuz) 443
And you Internet Fucking Hero??
Q: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? A: NOT SHIT Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:46 PM (2wOtx) ------- Yeah it's pretty easy on the keyboard here. But one thing is obvious to anyone willing to see, the FBI is a complete shitshow and not just in DC. If I were to serve on a jury and a FBI agent testified I would have to consider his testimony a straight up lie. You can thank all the corrupt leadership and spineless underlings for that. That's about the only power I have absent killing somebody. Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 09:55 PM (LnOh3) 444
Tanner, chill. MAGA here was a strong force for Trump in 2016....
Yeah sure. I know who was there. And who shit their pants. And who didn't. GoK? Much love, brah. I remember quite well. Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:55 PM (2wOtx) 445
9 Lets dump them all on an island. Promise the last one standing gets a pardon. And then shoot the survivor.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 30, 2018 07:58 PM (VnmUa) Thread winner in the top ten.
Posted by: random 446
What time is the ONT?
Posted by: ALH at May 30, 2018 09:56 PM (oIcPq) Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:56 PM (2wOtx) 448
439 Tanner, chill. MAGA here was a strong force for Trump in 2016.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 30, 2018 09:53 PM (6FqZa) ------ I'm 100% behind Trump and will be hitting the streets again in 2020. Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 09:58 PM (LnOh3) 449
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at May 30, 2018 09:58 PM (DMUuz) 450
Meanwhile in this media shitstorm PDT has built a coalition of Christians, police, and military supporters in the highest offices of the land. Shh don't tell the left but coup d'état ain't happening..
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 30, 2018 09:58 PM (ICWiF) 451
Can the Barrel be willowed?
Posted by: Miklos, transnational enquirer at May 30, 2018 09:58 PM (zCyNd) 452
You guys I refer you to Ace's rules concerning threats of violence and personal insults. Too much of both on this thread.
Posted by: That's the way, uh huh uh huh at May 30, 2018 09:59 PM (UdKB7) 453
sorry you're not too bright Hannity is a RETARD & he bit hard on the tweets PDT put out that he wishes he didn't Hire him, Fox NeverTrump News has been breathlessly reporting this all day
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 30, 2018 09:04 PM (y3aQB) ****************************** Hannity is pretty tight with DJT and talks with him daily. I think a lot of people are pretty ticked at Sessions and have just about given up on him. I am in that camp. Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2018 09:59 PM (PvFoN) 454
I remember EVERY FUCKING THING.
Who was on the Trump-train? Who claimed he " couldn't win with WOMYNZ" . Who wished him DEATH ( Hi Dave in Fla!) Who actually saw what was happening and fought to make that REAL. I saw ALL of it. Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:59 PM (2wOtx) 455
Other One tease before Eyes
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 30, 2018 10:00 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 30, 2018 10:00 PM (yQpMk) 457
Good call Charlie
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 10:00 PM (/tuJf) 458
Fuck off , MAGA you fucking poser wannabe.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:56 PM (2wOtx) -------- Dude, please chill. I have no power here, but I know from experience that you are stepping into banning territory by specifically attacking another commentor. Please just let it go. Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 30, 2018 10:00 PM (I16G8) 459
443 And you Internet Fucking Hero??
Q: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? A: NOT SHIT Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 09:46 PM (2wOtx) ------- Yeah it's pretty easy on the keyboard here. But one thing is obvious to anyone willing to see, the FBI is a complete shitshow and not just in DC. If I were to serve on a jury and a FBI agent testified I would have to consider his testimony a straight up lie. You can thank all the corrupt leadership and spineless underlings for that. That's about the only power I have absent killing somebody. Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 09:55 PM (LnOh3) Fight in the school yard! Fight in the school yard! Posted by: sOME mORON at May 30, 2018 10:00 PM (ICWiF) 460
432 This place is becoming like Cicely Alaska in the ice breaking episode (which was one of the best Northern Exposure episodes of the series). I have so many people on the AosHQIgnoreUser plugin that I can actually keep up with the threads now.
Grump, was that the running of the bulls episode? Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 30, 2018 10:01 PM (nWc4E) 461
Tanner - Offer whatever opinion you care to, but lay off of the personal insults.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 10:01 PM (cp1if) Posted by: JAS at May 30, 2018 10:01 PM (ii30j) 463
Tanner, the booze is not being kind to you tonight.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 30, 2018 10:01 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 30, 2018 10:01 PM (yQpMk) 465
Called it with Eyes. Nice!
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at May 30, 2018 10:01 PM (YA65G) 466
Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: Rodney King at May 30, 2018 10:02 PM (ii30j) 467
This place is becoming like Cicely Alaska in the ice breaking episode (which was one of the best Northern Exposure episodes of the series).
------------- Which reminds me, this woman they have as a host on TCM reminds me mightily of Maggie. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 10:02 PM (cp1if) 468
ONT up
Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 10:03 PM (O5Q3r) 469
In case you were 100% convinced Obama is a narcissist. Trigger warning: it's from the New York Times
https://tinyurl.com/y7lecysg Posted by: keena at May 30, 2018 10:03 PM (RiTnx) 470
How you do that Charlie ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 30, 2018 10:03 PM (xJrIn) 471
Live, it's The ONT!
Posted by: Chicago at May 30, 2018 10:03 PM (DMUuz) 472
*Wakes up. Reads comments. Sprays xanax on thread. Turns over to go back to sleep*
Posted by: Pickles at May 30, 2018 10:03 PM (5qdFy) 473
Apparently I've been waaaaaay out of the loop for too long. I took a look at the dates and I see a 2 night stand at Alpine Valley this summer. As a former Wisconsin boy, I've always kinda looked at that as the ultimate venue for the Dead.
Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 30, 2018 10:04 PM (5leUT) 474
This is the first show of tour!
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 30, 2018 10:04 PM (PUmDY) 475
Yeah , I have NEVER been attacked!!/sarc like a motherffucker
BEHOLD ACE'S PERFECT EXAMPLE OF JUSTICE ON THIS SMALL BLOG Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 30, 2018 10:05 PM (2wOtx) 476
Drudge post an all time classic New York Post front page WOW the best!!
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 30, 2018 10:07 PM (ICWiF) 477
When I initially saw the link, I mistook it for a dvd I have somewhere where they're with Jefferson Airplane. But, it looks like we got another chance to catch the most iconic musical performers in rock history. Nice. Time to make plans...
Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 30, 2018 10:08 PM (5leUT) 478
I saw Sarc Like a Motherfucker open for Small Blog Justice at an all ages show at CBGBs in '86
Posted by: Nikifor Begichev at May 30, 2018 10:10 PM (eP7Gs) 479
452 You guys I refer you to Ace's rules concerning threats of violence and personal insults. Too much of both on this thread.
Posted by: That's the way, uh huh uh huh at May 30, 2018 09:59 PM (UdKB7) ------- I wasn't threatening any violence, just pointing out the very limited choices available to the average citizen. Those choices are so limited (either jury nullification, voting, or killing), that it makes it almost a requirement of those with other choices and options (such as whistleblowing) to exercise them. This is doubly so for people that have taken an oath of office to protect the Constitution from enemies both foreign and domestic. To refuse to exercise that obligation because there is not enough "whistleblower protection" seems to me to be an act of cowardice akin to desertion on the battlefield. That's been my opinion since day one on the matter. Note, I'm not asking people in the FBI without firsthand information to do anything, but surely those good guys in bureau must see the damage being done by their silent comrades. Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 10:11 PM (LnOh3) 480
443:
"If I were to serve on a jury and a FBI agent testified I would have to consider his testimony a straight up lie. You can thank all the corrupt leadership and spineless underlings for that." This, really. A federal defense attorney should insist on a jury trial given what has become of the Bureau's reputation. To be fair, that could be any federal agency/agent. Of course, a Hawaiian federal district judge eventually will find there is no constitutional right to a jury. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 30, 2018 10:11 PM (sekj8) 481
Drudge post an all time classic New York Post front page WOW the best!!
The other big ass summit. I'm choking to death here. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 30, 2018 10:14 PM (yQpMk) 482
zip lock bag filled w/ water and ice cubes.
Apply to burn immediately and remove it for 10 sec every minute to allow circulation and prevent injury from the cold exposure. 5 minutes later you are good to go Posted by: irreverent doc at May 30, 2018 10:15 PM (aowex) 483
Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2018 09:59 PM (PvFoN)
======= Telll the room Temperature IQ Idiot what is REALLY going on , so He can go out & tell everything. Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 30, 2018 11:02 PM (y3aQB) 484
481 Drudge post an all time classic New York Post front page WOW the best!!
The other big ass summit. I'm choking to death here. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 30, 2018 10:14 PM (yQpMk) Not fake news ha ha ha Posted by: sOME mORON at May 30, 2018 11:27 PM (ICWiF) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0673 seconds. |
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