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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/29/18 )
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried. Gilbert K. ChestertonQuote II
The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. John F. KennedyQuote III
Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defense? Patrick Henry
Iranian officials are plotting with U.S. allies across the globe to develop a series a measures meant to counter new sanctions by the Trump administration following its abandonment of the landmark nuclear deal, setting up a global economic showdown between America and its allies over their future business dealings with the Islamic Republic. Iranian leaders disclosed on Tuesday that they had recently held high-level meetings with European Union nations and leaders in India and Thailand to explore options for skirting new U.S. sanctions.
"Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine with one of the most admired and respected women in the world," said the program. More like a few bottles. Or "attendees could bid to join Bill on a Clinton Foundation trip to the Caribbean, touring what it said were 'sustainable energy' projects in the islands, and visit Puerto Rico to see reconstruction efforts after last year's devastating hurricane," the program said.
May 29, 1949, Born on this day, Francis Rossi, guitarist, singer, songwriter with Status Quo. The group have had over 60 chart hits in the UK, more than any other rock band, including 'Pictures of Matchstick Men' in 1967, 'Whatever You Want' in 1979 and 'In the Army Now' in 2010. Twenty-two of these reached the Top 10 in the UK. In July 1985 the band opened Live Aid at Wembley Stadium with 'Rockin' All Over the World'. via thisdayinmusic.com
May 29, 1967, Born on this day, English singer, songwriter and guitarist Noel Gallagher, Oasis. First single was the 1994 UK No.31 single 'Supersonic', followed by the 1994 UK No.1 album Definitely Maybe which became the fastest selling UK debut album ever. Their third studio album, Be Here Now (1997), became the fastest-selling album in UK chart history. Gallagher now fronts Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds. via thisdayinmusic.com
Do we even care if this is true? Or Fake News?
Ousted “Black Lives Matter” activist Shaun King (nickname: Talcum X) spread a dubious rumor on Twitter that several top NFL stars are considering boycotting the upcoming football season until unemployed NFL kneelers Colin Kaepernick and Eric Reid are hired by a team. King tweeted, “BREAKING: Several star NFL players have told me they are considering sitting out the season until the de facto ban of Eric Reid and Colin Kaepernick is removed and both men are given spots back on rosters. They aim to get 25% of the players to sit out with them.”
A new study published in the Journal of Psychopharmacology found that people who consumed a moderate amount of caffeine before doing something with a group were not only more active participants, they also evaluated their own performance, and the performance of other group members more highly than in groups where the participants had not consumed caffeine prior to working with one another.
Why men need toolboxes. h/t Hank Curmudgeon
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. - A homeless man was arrested late Sunday after authorities said he crashed a stolen unmarked Miami Beach police car while officers pursued him. Leon Perrymond, 25, face a number of charges, including grand theft auto and aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer. According to the arrest report, a Miami Beach detective was working traffic detail at Lincoln Lane North and Washington Avenue and parked his police car in the median of Washington Avenue to prevent illegal left turns. The emergency lights were left on and police insignias were displayed on the bumper, the report said
Brotherly love. Capitalism. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
GREENWOOD, S.C. – A 9-year-old South Carolina boy selling lemonade to help his sick baby brother raised nearly $6,000 in two hours Saturday. Andrew Emery wants to help his parents pay for the medical bills for his little brother Dylan. The infant suffers from Krabbe disease, a rare and often lethal neurological condition.
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Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 29, 2018 09:55 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 09:55 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 09:55 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ALH at May 29, 2018 09:56 PM (oIcPq)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 29, 2018 09:56 PM (LaMh6)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 29, 2018 09:56 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 09:56 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Guy Who Says Top 10! at May 29, 2018 09:56 PM (juIfU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2018 09:56 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2018 09:57 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 09:57 PM (GdWl+)
I love GK Chesterton. Whereas others read Ayn Rand and decide: 'hmmm, there is a cool philosophy' I read Chesterton and said: "This dude gets it."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 09:57 PM (xHYNd)
Posted by: Hick Jagger at May 29, 2018 09:57 PM (3AGQM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 09:57 PM (xHYNd)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at May 29, 2018 09:58 PM (3AGQM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 09:58 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2018 09:57 PM (Evws/)
Thanks to the power of Minx 0.7 alpha, AOSHQ soldiers on, undaunted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2018 09:58 PM (WFV7d)
But what about Crystal Blue Persuasion?!?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 09:58 PM (xHYNd)
They aren't our allies.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (+lVUW)
But I disliked the cheesy bargain-basement Beatles knockoff called "Oasis" even more.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (UiRxW)
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What about prodigious quantities? I regularly have an unhealthy caffeine intake and yet I am still fairly disagreeable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: ALH at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (oIcPq)
In my world its blue
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2018 10:00 PM (08G9c)
When the second paragraph of your wiki entry starts off with: "A gentle-tempoed groove" you know someone on the drugs has been at the page.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 10:00 PM (xHYNd)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2018 10:01 PM (Evws/)
I think I will have to decline the offer of a Caribbean island jaunt with Bill Clinton, thanks all the same.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 29, 2018 10:01 PM (fZuhk)
I spotted the SSBN!!
Me too
Posted by: tu3031 at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (O5Q3r)
Lol. Actually looks like two of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 10:01 PM (xHYNd)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:01 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:01 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2018 10:00 PM (08G9c)
I want my Raiders to be good this year but I also want the league to kill itself.
Maybe I'm nuts.
Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: The Concerned Civets Union, Local #666 at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: PhilDirt at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (aAWc5)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (IYHxL)
I thought he was supposed to Rally for our side as one of the very small slivers of so-called conservative news that the left wants to assassinate
Posted by: Dimebag Forever at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (/A+Cl)
Surprised the local gendarmes didn't (try to) close down the lemonade stand.
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (IhOkc)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (+lOpA)
Caffeine makes you like other people.
Then I need to drink more coffee, because it hasn't worked yet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 29, 2018 10:04 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: TWITTER at May 29, 2018 10:04 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Sheriff Twinkenfuher Hogg at May 29, 2018 10:04 PM (UFLLM)
Nah bro, just the weenies.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:04 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 10:04 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 10:04 PM (LsBY9)
With more doggie trophies?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (WFV7d)
If our 'allies' are befriending that regime then the alliance is bullshit.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (6FqZa)
Surprised the local gendarmes didn't (try to) close down the lemonade stand.
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)
You're welcome and
DONT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (3Pma+)
There isn't enough wine in the world.
And oh yeah, the Grifters have found another way to suck money out of people.
Hillary, get a job.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 10:06 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 10:06 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 29, 2018 10:06 PM (X+6iw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 10:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 10:06 PM (0tfLf)
They were a force. But I never got into their sound.
Different strokes.
Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 10:07 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 10:07 PM (hyuyC)
You want
h/t fluffy
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:07 PM (ux+5c)
Tell that to the ignorant voters who voted for you, John.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: Kaptain Kommie Kuck Kock Kurious Kristol Kruiser at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (UFLLM)
Kind of got held back today. Mechanic has my truck, *#&! transmission rebuild, now.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (roQNm)
And then, there are the Russians . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (2K6fY)
https://pjmedia.com/spengler/the-safest-country-for-european-jews-try-hungary/
I'm sure that our pro-Slav/Eastern Europe regulars will love it.
h/t Instapundit
Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (WtrBz)
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I'm an introvert as well, but the only thing coffee has done for me was give me more energy to hate people.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (GdWl+)
Soros' idea.
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (cp1if)
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So, so true.
*sigh*
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (5Ezu/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (WFV7d)
Delilah's championship but nothing else. She was skunked in Best Bred-by-Exhibitor and she and Finn were second in Brace class.
Disappointing for us, but most people would be ecstatic to do as well as we did.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (roQNm)
You should see what a disorganized pack of sailors can do with the wrong tools for the job that they lifted from the boat down the pier while someone was distracting the topside watch.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (fZuhk)
Admired and respected ... by whom, exactly?
Also, do you have to drink the wine out of a bottle in a brown paper bag, while you sit on a curb?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (UiRxW)
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We had it all mapped out, Foundation & Empire.
Mathematical precision.
But you cannot predict the appearance of the Mule.
Posted by: Hilary! at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (vChNs)
She'd punch him.
Go mom.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:10 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 10:10 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: jsg at May 29, 2018 10:10 PM (BVt+i)
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You can't have an umpa polka band without the umpa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9UqZOv8-OY
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 29, 2018 10:10 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (e9G8E)
Heidi Fleiss?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (htRaj)
I spotted the SSBN!!
Me too
Posted by: tu3031 at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (O5Q3r)
Lol. Actually looks like two of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 10:01 PM (xHYNd)
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do they have the thing that goes up?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (vChNs)
Pedo Island, here I come.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: IC at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (PEJUg)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (fA1SL)
No doubt she's got some vertebral degeneration or maybe fracturing as a result of a fall.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (ux+5c)
She'd punch him.
Go mom.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:10 PM (0ogQG)
Don't show her Alec Baldwin's speech in Glengarry Glen Ross.
Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (n13/j)
"... and enjoy her regaling you with tales of how bollards kept her from the White House ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (0ogQG)
We prefer Pedro Island.
Posted by: Pedo Island at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (+lOpA)
Surprised the local gendarmes didn't (try to) close down the lemonade stand.
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)
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surprised they didn't go civil asset forfiture
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (vChNs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9UqZOv8-OY
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 29, 2018 10:10 PM (roQNm)
Next you'll have us all doing the chicken dance.
Posted by: Miklos, ohne lederhosen at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 10:06 PM (o1fzk)
Broaden your horizon
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (Y2Q3E)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (/qEW2)
No doubt she's got some vertebral degeneration or maybe fracturing as a result of a fall.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (ux+5c)
Avascular necrosis.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (fZuhk)
Whatever is there in Thailand and India to interest rich and powerful old Europeans??
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)
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the vig is 18%
Posted by: Lemonade boy at May 29, 2018 10:14 PM (vChNs)
No doubt she's got some vertebral degeneration or maybe fracturing as a result of a fall.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (ux+5c)
It's really the demonic parasite that clings to her back.
Ever notice that is a popular concept in fiction? The control parasite? I can think of two different occurrences from very disparate fiction: The second Thomas Covenant trilogy and Babylon V. And of course, Star Trek, but the other two were more of a large physical presence.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 10:14 PM (xHYNd)
I no longer have a Twitter account. Would someone here please tweet the following to Viacom?:
Hi @Viacom, so you're eliminating #Roseanne from all your networks. Are you also deleting shows produced by Harvey Weinstein, directed by Roman Polanski or starring Bill Cosby?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:14 PM (eMKNe)
You want conservative a news aggregator with interesting links? It's TheLibertyDaily.com.
...
Lucianne.com is a pretty good conservative link site as well.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 10:14 PM (B6+JK)
Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 10:15 PM (WtrBz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (UiRxW)
Thank you. The background noise was such that I could not properly hear your nic.
It was nice to have met you! (even though I hadn't had any coffee that day)
Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:15 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2018 10:15 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 10:16 PM (xHYNd)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 10:16 PM (/qEW2)
Whatever is there in Thailand and India to interest rich and powerful old Europeans??
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)
Thailand has Ladyboys.
India has a caste system.
Both things rich and powerful old Europeans like.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 29, 2018 10:16 PM (C9Rdt)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 10:17 PM (/tuJf)
Did anyone else have trouble getting the sound to play on that?
Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 10:17 PM (WtrBz)
Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2018 10:17 PM (LBSeG)
Does that mean it makes me resemble other people, or it makes me admire other people? Either is a bit of a stretch.
Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2018 10:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Pedo Island at May 29, 2018 10:18 PM (+lOpA)
I get the impression that Kevin McGee, having lost all his dough bankrolling, er, My Bloody Valentine, needed a strong pop act and needed it yesterday.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:18 PM (6FqZa)
Edgar Rice Burroughs got there close to first with the Kaldanes and Rykors in The Chessmen of Mars.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 10:18 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:19 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:19 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:19 PM (/A+Cl)
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Oh, no. What sort of a heathen barbarian do you take her to be? You'll get the glass held under her chin to catch the excess that slops out of her mouth as she chugs bottle after bottle.
Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 10:19 PM (WtrBz)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (UdKB7)
No doubt she's got some vertebral degeneration or maybe fracturing as a result of a fall.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (ux+5c)
Avascular necrosis.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (fZuhk)
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she'll be full Davros for the 2020 debates.
There Must Be No Stairs!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: davidt at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (bsNE6)
The Talking Heads are one of the bands where you say yeah, they had some catchy tunes but they really didn't leave much of a mark and David Byrne's singing voice was kind of weird and bad.
The only good thing to come from that band was Adrian Belew IMHO.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Bill R. at May 29, 2018 10:21 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:21 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:21 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
https://tinyurl.com/y78lfeek
Oopsie.
You've got to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (htRaj)
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I don't go there because her son is a fucking retarded shit for brains idiot. Plus there are some occasional nevertrumping fucktardery in the comments as well.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (+dsLj)
"No, those jeans don't make your butt look fat!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (eMKNe)
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So, so true.
*sigh*"
I would say in a societal sense, yes, that's true. But Christianity has always been an individualized religion, with a focus on the individuals relationship to God, and his/her responsibility for their own behavior.
And in that light, there actually have always been a few people who *have* lived up to it, and whose lives are a blessing to all around them. They don't call attention to themselves, and they don't make a show of what they do. But I have been fortunate to have met a few, and I suspect you have too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (V2Yro)
Checked with the Tube which suggested gently tapping the motor. I couldn't get to the motor so I took a screwdriver, stuck it in the drive gear, and hit it with a hammer. NO, it didn't work.
I took the truck to my mechanic and he tinkered with the switch (listening), then gave the spot of the door frame where the motor is a Whap with the butt of his hand and the window Shot Up.
Damn.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (ux+5c)
https://tinyurl.com/yc8fwzdy
Posted by: Surfperch at May 29, 2018 10:23 PM (C9Rdt)
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The Puppet Masters
The Federal Government
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:23 PM (vChNs)
We'll probably buy pickets already made when we get to that point. I'll email you a pic in a minute of the porch as it is now.
Like I said, the old man who built the place must have run out of money when he got to the finishing. The porch posts and railing are just 2 x 4's.
Posted by: ALH at May 29, 2018 10:23 PM (oIcPq)
Posted by: The Hurt Truths at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (UFLLM)
I saw that earlier. If Tesla survives it will be a miracle. Or a huge coke deal. One or the other.
Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (UdKB7)
"Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine with one of the most admired and respected women in the world,"
Heidi Fleiss?
Kate Upton?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (GdWl+)
No doubt she's got some vertebral degeneration or maybe fracturing as a result of a fall.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (ux+5c)
No. She's learned her lesson, and now keeps her private email server on her back.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (V2Yro)
getting up at 6am the next morning sucked.
Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (LBSeG)
Posted by: West at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (Y2Q3E)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)
+++++++++
Same thing as always: resources, a buffer against the New World and brown slaves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (UdKB7)
A Tesla with gull wings?
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:25 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:25 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 29, 2018 10:25 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 29, 2018 10:25 PM (Bh6pi)
522 432 GayPatriot was suspended from Twitter today for referring to Chelsea Manning as a traitor."
The gay patriot blog was made inactive the week before last. I thought Bruce did it himself, but I wonder if it's related.
Does anyone know if it was voluntary or involuntary?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:26 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: davidt
I believe the quote was, "a side of beef".
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:26 PM (ux+5c)
There Must Be No Stairs!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (vChNs)
INHEBRIATE! INHEBRIATE!
Posted by: Dalek Hillary 2020 at May 29, 2018 10:26 PM (C9Rdt)
Damn.
+++++++
I was once frustrated with a computer and started rage-pounding on the keyboard. My dad walked over and said, "Just remember: it's not how hard you push the button, it's which button you push."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:26 PM (hYcqw)
https://tinyurl.com/y78lfeek
Oopsie.
You've got to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (htRaj)
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Techies keep saying selt driving tech is 3 years out. That may be true, but public acceptance is more like 7-10 years out, until these stories stop popping up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 29, 2018 10:26 PM (I16G8)
There Must Be No Stairs!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (vChNs)
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INEBRIATE! PECULATE! PREVARICATE!
Posted by: Dalek Hildawg at May 29, 2018 10:26 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:27 PM (UdKB7)
Heidi Fleiss?
Kate Upton?
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HELLLLLOOOOO
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 29, 2018 10:27 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (UdKB7)
++++++
Tesla is a world-class cash furnace. As soon as investor credulity runs out, they're toast.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:27 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (htRaj)
I don't want to know the power supply, do I?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:27 PM (/+bwe)
Did the cop deserve it? Because #woke Teslas could be a thing.
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:28 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)
Can't speak to India but in Thailand, young nubile women who sell it rather cheap!
Posted by: Bill R. at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: West
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Radio said the Clinton Foundation lost 600 children and it is now banned from Haiti.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (ux+5c)
Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (UdKB7)
"Engage fast talking mode."
"Fast talking mode engaged."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (htRaj)
Can they make batteries out of maidens' blood?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (IhOkc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (Y2Q3E)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:27 PM (/+bwe)
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Raw Sexual Fury.
Mom could light up North Korea
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (vChNs)
"The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried." - Gilbert K. Chesterton
Isn't that what true believers say about socialism?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (IqV8l)
I thought he was supposed to Rally for our side as one of the very small slivers of so-called conservative news that the left wants to assassinate
Posted by: Dimebag Forever at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (aR6C/)
He's famously never Trump, and seemingly hasn't softened his stance a bit.
Posted by: West at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (kufk0)
I took the truck to my mechanic and he tinkered with the switch (listening), then gave the spot of the door frame where the motor is a Whap with the butt of his hand and the window Shot Up.
Damn.
Posted by: gNewt
Most things can be fixed with a hammer. The real skill comes in *knowing* where to whack it.
But there is a certain satisfaction in whacking the damn thing all over the place. Fixing it comes in second.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: West
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Radio said the Clinton Foundation lost 600 children and it is now banned from Haiti.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (ux+5c)
Exactamundo.
Posted by: West at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (ux+5c)
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all girls between the ages of 12 and 16
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:31 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)
Spices, spices. Or it is plastics?
Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2018 10:31 PM (n13/j)
That's retarded.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:32 PM (RPXrN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:32 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 10:32 PM (IhOkc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (IqV8l)
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they'll never claim that its difficult.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:32 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (ux+5c)
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Probably chained up in Scneiderman's basement.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:32 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:32 PM (UdKB7)
Just keep an eye out for a few days, and you'll see a story about the fallout from the treasonous Iran deal. A deal that Valery Jarrett was undoubtedly a key player in making. A deal that gave religious fanatics eager to martyr themselves all the money they could possibly need to build nukes, all the terms they need to do so in secret, and conveniently lifting any restrictions on that once Obama was out of office.
Then watch all the junkyard dogs - even on the supposed Right - tearing into Roseanne, for aying unacceptably nasty things about her.
In reality, it's really just not possible to say things about Valery Jarrett that are nasty ENOUGH, and I am happy to look the other way. Nothing Roseanne could ever say could be 1/1000000 as damaging to anybody as what "VJ" was involved in.
Posted by: Optimizer at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (GeYg1)
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried. Gilbert K. Chesterton
Ennnhhhhh... Sounds like what the Commies say about Communism, it's just never really been tried, they keep saying every time it's tried and fails.
The liberation of the spirit works through individuals. The ideals of Jesus are tried, and prove true, even though fallible humans must ever fall short of perfection.
And that photo up top looks just like the view out my window, except, no ocean, no sea grass or reeds or whatever that is, just prairie grasses, and no big mountain in the background, although there is a hill. And we've got lots of trees. Other than that, exactly the same.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Jesus is just all right with me at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (6FqZa)
Somehow, your response is less disturbing than the CC sock.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (/+bwe)
Hillary crouches in the dying weeds next to a stagnant pond, biting the heads off mudskippers and chugging purple drank, while muttering to herself and fondling her precious Summer's Eve bottle. Suddenly, she catches your scent, whipping her head around in the sound of cracking vertebrae, and snarls, spraying gum decay and spittle, never losing eye contact with you... eyes... glowing eyes full of doom and wrath...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (UFLLM)
No doubt she's got some vertebral degeneration or maybe fracturing as a result of a fall.
Posted by: gNewt
Is there anything she hasn't broken as a result of a fall?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:28 PM (9tO1t)
+++++++++++
Good Lord, woke machinery is the last damn thing we need. "Maximum SJW Overdrive" will *not* be a box office sensation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (IqV8l)
What about the ignorance of 51% of the voters? OK by you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (kufk0)
Never heard of them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (RPXrN)
We'll probably buy pickets already made when we get to that point. I'll email you a pic in a minute of the porch as it is now.
Like I said, the old man who built the place must have run out of money when he got to the finishing. The porch posts and railing are just 2 x 4's.
Posted by: ALH at May 29, 2018 10:23 PM (oIcPq)
I've got a feeling I'll be able to help with a quick, economical railing design for you, then. Much easier than the style I'm building for mine.
I'll take some pics of an entry ramp I built for my employer's office...the railing system on it is quite simple and easy. You'll be able to incorporate it into your design, I'm sure.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (QzJWU)
https://tinyurl.com/y7cf3fkr
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (5Ezu/)
"The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried." - Gilbert K. Chesterton
Isn't that what true believers say about socialism?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (IqV8l)
That's kinda what I thought.
Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:28 PM (9tO1t)
The cop was busy protecting a doughnut shop.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
Has Hillary become a Methodist minister yet? Perhaps she has tried it and can tell us about how she became the first successful pelagian.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 10:35 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: The Concerned Civets Union, Local #666:"
That's the first thing I saw when I looked at that picture. A conning tower.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 10:35 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (6FqZa)
Somehow, your response is less disturbing than the CC sock.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (/+bwe)
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I posted that that felt the urge to self banhammer.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:35 PM (vChNs)
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Cop was a fucking racist too. He bought a black and white cookie at the donut shop, and only ate the white part.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:35 PM (+dsLj)
I don't think she broke her foot in a fall; I think she kicked the tv when Trump was on.
Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (IhOkc)
"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
Wall off all the cities.
Deport all the illegals.
Have lunch.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (RPXrN)
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No, that means that he wants to bite the heads off of white people. Which means that he's not racist.
Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (WtrBz)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
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a glass ceiling
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:35 PM (
LOL
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:37 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: RI Red at May 29, 2018 10:37 PM (cligy)
Never heard of them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (RPXrN)
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SERIOUSLY?
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 29, 2018 10:37 PM (vChNs)
1. This is like China or Russia stationing troops in Mexico...
2. They are part of the EU, who has 12 times the GDP and 3 times the Population of Russia....
Why the hell would we do it?
Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:38 PM (NgKpN)
Unless he only bites the white parts in public, as cover, because he is a 5th columnist infiltrator...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 10:38 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 29, 2018 10:38 PM (Zdm89)
"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
+++++++++
Build fortress walls around every single humanities department in the country and their associated dormitories. Install one-way gates that will let people in but not out. Offer fully-subsidized tuition to anyone who can satisfy the entrance requirements and wishes to go.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (hYcqw)
I may or may not have read up a little bit about Late Antiquity. I submit that Weinstein might not like if he got his wish.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (6FqZa)
LAFF Network (broadcast channel) was supposed to be showing 30-year-old Roseanne reruns right now, instead showing 30-year old Night Court reruns.
Twelve hours of trivial tempests in tiny teapots and we have corporations running in fear over pointless and empty words of no import whatsoever.
If there is any reason to begin to eliminate political correctness with extreme prejudice, it is emotional hysteria like this.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (RPXrN)
(listening), then gave the spot of the door frame where the motor is a
Whap with the butt of his hand and the window Shot Up.
Damn.
Posted by: gNewt"
Went to the "Oral Roberts" school of machinery repair, I see.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
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a glass ceiling
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)
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can I threadwinner myself?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (vUcdz)
"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
Institute a calculus requirement for the NFL.
Also for Congress. Along with a civics and an economics requirement.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (htRaj)
Send everyone living within 10 miles of both coast to the camps, unless they can name at least one poster at AOSHQ...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (Y2Q3E)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)
+++++++++
I contend that she had that glass ceiling at the Javits Center rigged to crack when she was elected. People claim I'm nuts, but it is the kind of wasteful and self-impressed ostentation that I could totally see her going for...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (hYcqw)
Done.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
I think I've seen them in concert twice but don't remember who they opened for, maybe Bad Company.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (Lqy/e)
"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
Wall off all the cities.
Deport all the illegals.
Have lunch.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (RPXrN)
Declare Islam a Political / Legal system.... like Nazism or Shintoism...
And outlaw it in America.
Tell Big Data that if they do not subscribe to the US ideal of free speech... they can leave... they CAN be replaced.
Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (oVJmc)
They couldn't close the deal for the old Planet of the Apes movies.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (RPXrN)
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (Zdm89)
To make the CONPLAN for rescuing Germany and France work. Hate to have to staff that one.
Seriously, Poland is the new border of Europe. Germany has lost their way, and their military readiness is very very poor. Poland has skin in the game, and wants to help.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (w+Jhj)
Does anyone still remember LT Dan Choi, the poster boy for the repeal of DADT some years ago?
After qxyzir 15 minutes were up, qxyze went completely off the rails then, too... Last thing I could find on qxyzim was from 2014 when qxyze broke down and was to be mostly found quivering and crying underneath qxyzir "affirmation quilt"!
I suspect a similar phenomenon is what's happening to Manning -- no longer in the limelight, can't cope with being no longer particularly useful, the whole fragile edifice of qxyzit's fabulous lifestyle choices no longer edgy...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (e9G8E)
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haven't you been paying attention?
Posted by: GOOGLE at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (RPXrN)
Posted by: lin-duh
I got lucky, so to speak. Canceled on the 23rd, scrip ran out on the 27th.
It's kind of interesting that today they released a press statement that the TFG offerings would be 'non-political'.
My reason for dropping them?
Other -- I have 60 million reasons, and they all involve your contract with the Obamas.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:42 PM (0ogQG)
I suspect a similar phenomenon is what's happening to Manning -- no longer in the limelight, can't cope with being no longer particularly useful, the whole fragile edifice of qxyzit's fabulous lifestyle choices no longer edgy...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (e9G8E)
Has no one suggested seppuku?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:42 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (vUcdz)
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I guess we could also change the national anthem to "Screaming for Vengeance."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (eMKNe)
Give control back to Trump. He's way better at it than I could ever hope to be.
Posted by: davidt at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (bsNE6)
Tell you what, I'd give kdbabear some broad powers...
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (QxXRY)
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Issue a decree that all Zooey Deschanel look-alikes must be a part of my new harem, then cut taxes by 50%, while raising taxes on all those who voted for Democrats by 1000000%.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (UiRxW)
"Ride of the Valkyries."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
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a glass ceiling
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)
oooooooooooooooooooooooh
No, you can't threadwinner yourself but I nominate it as thread winner of the evening.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (ux+5c)
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Roger that. Sorry... meant it in jest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (UiRxW)
OOohhh! So this is why the Morning threads are so much more gregarious than the evening threads!
Posted by: mindful webworker - I'll tell you my secret: I'm always caffeinated at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (3tLP6)
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Arthur Fonzarelli Night School
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (LaMh6)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (P3EVl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
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a glass ceiling
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)
oooooooooooooooooooooooh
No, you can't threadwinner yourself but I nominate it as thread winner of the evening.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM
I second the nomination!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (/+bwe)
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Not just that but the juxtaposition of giving that cuntrag Michelle Wolf a spot on Netflix while Roseanne gets fired made me want to cancel Netflix all over again.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (LaMh6)
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe)
"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"
1. Dismantle the Ad Council
2. MAGA
Posted by: f'd
Don't you want to discover the forest?
Joy Behar used to do ads with McGruff the crime dog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:46 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (IqV8l)
I suspect peanut butter was involved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:46 PM (htRaj)
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Roger that. Sorry... meant it in jest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (UiRxW)
Thank you. Greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 10:47 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
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Ban the DH
Bring back dueling for slander
Make driving a car with a dog in your lap a felony (a pet peeve of mine)
Ban skorts for false advertising
Posted by: GOOGLE at May 29, 2018 10:47 PM (vChNs)
VTGF 6 Actual brought home a bottle of 2 Buck Chuck from WinCo, a 1500 ml $5.99 bottle of Liberty Creek Merlot. She liked the Liberty Bell and name on the label.
Stuff isn't half bad... left over from a winery that usually sells to one step up level distro at a guess.
And a cool label.
And a cool GF who digs the name and Liberty Bell.
Kan Pei!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 10:47 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (IqV8l)
She would eat all the dogshit McGruff left behind.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:47 PM (eMKNe)
1. This is like China or Russia stationing troops in Mexico...
2. They are part of the EU, who has 12 times the GDP and 3 times the Population of Russia....
Why the hell would we do it?
Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:38 PM (NgKpN)
It seems like it's always useful to have a "forward base", if that's the right term. You often hear of military being flown to a base or two in Germany, to be handled in some way on their way back to the States. It might also be a good place to keep combat aircraft, in case they're needed somewhere over there.
Our German bases have never been used to actually defend Germany, but they HAVE been USED. Probably a LOT.
Considering the German enthusiasm for being colonized by fanatical enemies, and the Polish appreciation for freedom, it seems like it would be a wise move, indeed.
We should put our ABM system back there too. Poland is along the great circle route from Iran to Washington.
Posted by: Optimizer at May 29, 2018 10:47 PM (GeYg1)
"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
* deport all illegals, even by airdropping if their countries of citizenship refuse them.
* deport people with "chain migration" visas, like that guy in NYC who ran over 8 people
* execute Tsarnaev and Nidal Hasan
* prevent any federal funds from going to any state with a sanctuary city or a state sanctuary policy
* declare a revision of immigration quotas. No more Muslim immigrants. No more people from shitholeistani countries. Just people from Europe who want to escape.
* declare antifa, ACORN, etc. to be terrorist organizations. If any professors use bikelocks, send poop grams, etc. imprison them for 20 years. If students "shout down" conservative speaking events, round them up and throw them in jail until their hair turns grey.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 10:48 PM (/qEW2)
I guess we could also change the national anthem to "Screaming for Vengeance."
"Ride of the Valkyries."
Thunderstruck
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:48 PM (IqV8l)
"My fellow Americans, I thank you for offering to restore this band of the continent to British rule. I regret that despite your belated Loyalism, I cannot in conscience hand over your liberties to the Crown at present, on account of the House of Windsor being a pack of useless wankers. I mean, just look at them.
"I don't think of myself as much of a leader, but I am honoured to be your figurehead Head Of State during the transition. I've appointed Sarah Palin as Secretary of the Interior, John Bolton as the Secretary of War (calling it 'Defense' is for illiterate faggots) and Donald Trump Jr. as Vice President. Michael Flynn is Chief of Staff and will be suggesting other appointments."
"In the meantime I refer further questions to my newly-appointed Press Secretary, D-Lamp."
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:48 PM (6FqZa)
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Arthur Fonzarelli Night School
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (LaMh6)
--
the nights are for chicks
Posted by: The Fonz at May 29, 2018 10:48 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:49 PM (eMKNe)
Lake. Bar Gernika in Boise for great Basque food. Drove south on I-84
and 15 though the broad valleys and the farms. Snow on the high peaks.
Tomorrow: Zion.
Posted by: Skookumchuk"
Zion train is coming our way;
The Zion train is coming our way;
Oh, people, get on board! (you better get on board!)
Thank the Lord -
I gotta catch a train, 'cause there is no other station;
Then you going in the same direction (ooh-ooh).
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 10:49 PM (w+Jhj)
I would also insist that Chelsea Manning be forced to have his dick stapled back on.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (vUcdz)
In 2010...
As an aside - wonder if the Portland bakery thing is a publicity stunt. Said apology was plastered around rather weight quickly...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (kufk0)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9h8bghl
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (0ReGO)
1. This is like China or Russia stationing troops in Mexico...
2. They are part of the EU, who has 12 times the GDP and 3 times the Population of Russia....
Why the hell would we do it?
Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:38 PM (NgKpN)
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Radio said they offered to pay for it.
Why do it? They are our friend, Germany is not.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (ux+5c)
I don't need someone to tell me to discover what's in my backyard. Those commercials are so inane they make the ones about the "wonders of salt" look good.
Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (UdKB7)
We should put our ABM system back there too. Poland is along the great circle route from Iran to Washington.
Posted by: Optimizer at May 29, 2018 10:47 PM (GeYg1)
What would be your reaction if Russia put troops and Advanced Anti Air systems in... Mexico?
We are sticking a finger in the eye of the Russian Bear.... and as someone who served in the Cold War...
Lets just say I don't think there is an overriding national security interest to do so.
Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:51 PM (NgKpN)
Night, all!
Posted by: RI Red at May 29, 2018 10:51 PM (cligy)
1. This is like China or Russia stationing troops in Mexico...
2. They are part of the EU, who has 12 times the GDP and 3 times the Population of Russia....
Why the hell would we do it?
Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:38 PM (NgKpN)
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They have, since they are now dealing with PDT the Negotiator and not Barry of the Bath houses, offered to pay us 6 billion/year to stay.
That probably covers our costs, and gives them income from local based U.S. Military spending.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 29, 2018 10:51 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (eMKNe)
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anywhere in particular?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:51 PM (vChNs)
Tree branches are good for suspending traitors.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (htRaj)
Why do it? They are our friend, Germany is not.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (ux+5c)
Ah..... so it OK as long as they pay for it???
There is a term for that.... Mercenaries....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Chris M at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (6XZdO)
declare antifa, ACORN, etc. to be terrorist organizations. If any professors use bikelocks, send poop grams, etc. imprison them for 20 years. ...
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 10:48 PM (/qEW2)
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Two things:
1) I cannot fathom why Antifa has *not* been classified as a terror group. They have all the markers and behaviors of a terrorist group, just not the boldness yet (in this country, anyway).
2) What is the bike lock thing? I am not familiar with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (kufk0)
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I'm rooting for July 3rd. cause he'd want it to be the 4th
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: lin-duh
Geez, they'll go to any lengths to keep her alive for '20.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (+lVUW)
That's too funny. My husband was just checking their stuff out yesterday. Wants a box for the car.
You making the meetup this year?
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (kufk0)
Duh, before anything else, hire a bunch of Morons and 'Ettes.
This group is very... creative.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 29, 2018 10:53 PM (0ReGO)
God's reason: the warranty is long past void.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:53 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2018 10:53 PM (Lqy/e)
It's Ace's house, quit shitting on his rug.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 10:53 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
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Honestly, though, what I'd do is eliminate the politicians from government. Elected offices to be filled by random selection among adult net-taxpayers with no felony record.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:54 PM (UiRxW)
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Probably never has been dug in, with tracers passing overhead.
Posted by: Scared near shitless at May 29, 2018 10:54 PM (gfQAD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:54 PM (IqV8l)
Eliminate civil forfeiture ...
Except for drivers who don't pull their cars up to the stop-line, and thus never get the traffic light to change, and thus cause untold aggravation and loss of time to the drivers of the cars in back of them that actually know how to f'n drive. These offending drivers forfeit every possession they have.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2018 10:54 PM (YTxkQ)
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:54 PM (vUcdz)
Probably never has been dug in, with tracers passing overhead.
Posted by: Scared near shitless
He needs tracers passing through his head.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:55 PM (IqV8l)
no clue what it is for. has been on all the freeway signs for about five days. was hoping the moron who owns the car will turn herself in.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 10:55 PM (MTjB1)
Here's the weird thing, and it is bothering me. I have never heard of them, and don't recognize their songs. It feels like someone is playing a giant joke, or two different dimensions have collided with alternate pop culture histories, like the Sinbad movie that never actually existed.
Posted by: wooga at May 29, 2018 10:56 PM (SEUam)
They most likely would, too. Nothing to slow them down.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2018 10:57 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:57 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (hYcqw)
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It's a weapon they like to use at rallies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:57 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:53 PM (6FqZa)
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nah, toughed it out like a man. Just about over. I shall notify the horde the next time something solid comes out of my ass.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:58 PM (vChNs)
Sorry MisHum.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:58 PM (6FqZa)
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"In the world" or "in the moonbat world?"
Are there any women who are so widely respected that their admirers cross party lines, so to speak?
I think there was a time when you might be able to name a few such critters, whether they deserved the naming or not. Marie Curie. Helen Keller. Mother Teresa. Eleanor Roosevelt (blech, but...)
You might even find a handful of show-biz gals, such as Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, or Lucille Ball, who were respected by the public at large.
I think there are still female celebs that are liked, of course, but widely "admired and respected?" I'm at a loss.
And I can't help but notice that nearly all of the examples I come up with date from a period before the big feminist wave of the 70's.
Is this odd or am I senile?
(Embrace the power of AND?)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 29, 2018 10:59 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:59 PM (/A+Cl)
That's too funny. My husband was just checking their stuff out yesterday. Wants a box for the car.
You making the meetup this year?
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (kufk0)
Nice! Looks like a couple other models are included in the same sale, if that helps.
I will be at the meetup barring SMOD / Yellowstone / giant radioactive killer bees. Looking forward to seeing everyone again!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (H80UQ)
nice, but it's been downhill for a while now. There's no reason an
electric car needs an "autopilot" that kills people. There's no reason
an electric car needs to replace the entire dashboard with a PC monitor
right in the middle. Didn't they put Delorean style doors on one of
them? These are stupid fuck-ups that have nothing to do with electric
cars in general. Personally, I think the autopilot thing will end up
driving them to bankruptcy. I'm surprised they haven't disabled it
already.
Posted by: Chris M"
They should have focused on making a quick-change battery pack that can be swapped out automatically in less than 5 minutes at a service station, and then recharged. You drive into the changer, it swaps out the pack, you pay the recharge fee and then away. You can buy a pack that's fully charged, 3/4, 1/2 or 1/4 charged. If your's is damaged by accident, your warranty covers the replacement and damaged or worn out packs are returned to the factory for refurb. All models use the same pack.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (w+Jhj)
Except for drivers who don't pull their cars up to the stop-line, and thus never get the traffic light to change, and thus cause untold aggravation and loss of time to the drivers of the cars in back of them that actually know how to f'n drive. These offending drivers forfeit every possession they have.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2018 10:54 PM (YTxkQ)
You left out right turn blockers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:58 PM (6FqZa)
Apology accepted. Edge away without the gratuitous violence and all will be well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 11:01 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (KoGUO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:57 PM (UiRxW)
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Ah, okay. I am making a leap here, but this sounds like a "born in Berkeley" kind of thing, so I have to assume that they are never punished, while a cordon of cops look on, having been ordered to stand down?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (hYcqw)
He then had a cease and desist order from a Federal judge (the Honorable Richard "Dick" Endeass) who noticed that the boy had no license to dispense food products, had not filed quarterly tax information, and that he had no minorities at his business. He has had his savings put into a trust while his case is being adjudicated, with any further earnings to be garnished until the case is resolved. Rumors of his Ritalin abuse have been discussed online and Judge Endeass has ordered random drug testing to protect the public.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (9BLnV)
A regular order budget will be passed and sent to the President for signature in one week, or every staffer in Congress is laid off.
Once a month, Congress will commence impeachment proceedings on a Federal Judge that was overruled by the Supreme Court, could not read the Constitution, or shear mopery.
If they can not find a judge, send the Chief of Staff of the Judicial Committee on a unaccompanied fact finding mission to Venezuela, Somalia, Zimbabwe or North Korea.
The educational system of the US will emphasize the US Constitution, rational thinking, real skills, real science and math, and absolutely no PC stuff. Toughen up buttercups.
Teachers have no tenure, there is no mandatory attendance, home schooling and charter schools for everyone, and the most a school system can tax a community is 25% of the total.
All war-fighting units will be male and tough. For the unit cohesion that is in it. Women in support units, sure. Train to win battles, not do social justice things.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (hYcqw)
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It's a weapon they like to use at rallies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"
I thought they used them to lock themselves to things so they couldn't easily be evicted from places where they were causing a ruckus.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (w+Jhj)
So the second time Status Quo has appeared on the ONT, and they apparently have had more hits chart than any other band.
Here's the weird thing, and it is bothering me. I have never heard of them, and don't recognize their songs.
I bought the single of Pictures of Matchstick Men when it came out. I liked it because of the phasing sound. Kind of like on Itchycoo Park.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)
The first time I meet real local voters is likely to be the Louisville Street Faire(s) on Friday PMs. I should figure out Lafayette at some point, aka ParaLouisville...
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (Y2Q3E)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (htRaj)
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And the "green light sleepers." I appreciate you text at red lights instead of while driving (that was not sarcastic, I really do) but try to have enough situational awareness to detect when the light changes...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (hYcqw)
You'd feel at home here. We have lookout stations that stretched from revolutionary days right up to Soviet submarine days. We even have wrecks of Nazi U Boats off the coast.
We are never that far from war on our soil.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 11:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:04 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 29, 2018 11:04 PM (hMwEB)
Like jury duty.
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:04 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (w+Jhj)
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Huh. Maybe that, too. IIRC, Gavin McInnes talks about them used as a weapon, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:04 PM (UiRxW)
This years sport should be even better than last. Look forward to seeing you there.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 11:05 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May
well, it is a good idea but think of the infrastructure you would need. First for one gas station so you could swap multiple batteries simultaneously. You would also have to have pre-charged batteries on hand with a way to recharge batteries quickly simultaneously. Then go national.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:06 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: wooga at May 29, 2018 10:56 PM
Me neither. It's the Berenstein Bears all over again. Have to find our way back to our timespace continuum before the others realize we are not their Wooga and Bear.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 29, 2018 11:06 PM (H5knJ)
That rock looks like a sub rudder. Too close to shore. The navigator missed those danger depth soundings, and now is looking at playing volleyball against the supply officers ... in Leavenworth Military Penitentiary.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 11:07 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 11:07 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (hYcqw)
Yep. But don't !@#$%^&* text when you're the first car in line. If you're further back, OK. Just don't have your head up your ass when everyone in front of you drives off.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:07 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (6FqZa)
Are you ready to win?
Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 11:07 PM (/A+Cl)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001496675645616129
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001496763843440640
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001496847473627136
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001496945523875842
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001497022564794369
Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2018 11:08 PM (eh0Va)
well, it is a good idea but think of the infrastructure you would need. First for one gas station so you could swap multiple batteries simultaneously. You would also have to have pre-charged batteries on hand with a way to recharge batteries quickly simultaneously. Then go national.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Quite labor intensive.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Axebot at May 29, 2018 11:08 PM (JhE5a)
Here's the weird thing, and it is bothering me. I have never heard of them, and don't recognize their songs.
Posted by: wooga at May 29, 2018 10:56 PM (SEUam)
If you had read more closely, they had more hits in the UK. UK. Not US or world. You sell 100,000 copies of something in the UK and you're hot! The only song I remember of theirs was Pictures of Matchstick Men. That was interesting. Look it up online and listen to it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2018 11:08 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001497121600802816
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001497236256247808
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001497355504537600
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001497477470670848
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001497597067104256
Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2018 11:08 PM (9BLnV)
Nope.
Sorry.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 11:10 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:10 PM (md3fh)
You left out right turn blockers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (htRaj)
Eh? So it's really important that I drive in the right lane so that other drivers can go 65 in a 45 but if I'm unlucky enough to get stopped at a red light I'm the bastard?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 11:10 PM (LsBY9)
I will turn southeastern CA and western AZ into a penal colony.
I will be merciful.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 11:10 PM (ux+5c)
that stretched from revolutionary days right up to Soviet submarine
days. We even have wrecks of Nazi U Boats off the coast.
We are never that far from war on our soil.
Posted by: JackStraw"
When I was in the Navy, I was up on the bridge above the fight deck, repairing something or other, and I happened to look out onto the ocean and I spotted a periscope sticking out of the water some distance away. I mentioned it to the OOD and then all hell broke loose. (Turned out to be one of ours, but CIC had no idea they were there)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:10 PM (w+Jhj)
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At full health and vigor, my dancing is criminally bad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:11 PM (UiRxW)
The best time to tempt me is late at night. I have a hard time saying no.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 29, 2018 11:11 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (UiRxW)
It HAS to be dozens of batteries, chemical potential being what it is. The most any single cell could generate is a few volts, and a few volts - pretty much regardless of the current - ain't gonna cut it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:12 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (UiRxW)
No. The Tesla batteries are just thousands of little lithium 18650s (around AA size). That's it. Nothing more interesting or complicated.
They change out the whole battery casing - which does weigh quite a bit but it's one piece.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 11:12 PM (RPXrN)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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"Subs"
"Targets"
You know how the saying goes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2018 11:12 PM (++ggZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 29, 2018 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (md3fh)
The unsung heroics of early auto transportation were in infrastructure, not geewhiz.
Something Elon doesn't know.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (7LY+6)
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Me either- never...
Wait, did they sing the theme song to Candle Cove?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (LaMh6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (iTpm7)
Large orders with Bell Textron and Sisorski Helicopters.
Assign Uncle Palp as Director of Air Operations.
Contract coverage with Pay Per View. It'll reimburse the Treasury for all the new helicopters, in short order.
And finally.
Verify the Voter Rolls, with each and every name, matched to a real, live human being, who can verify their identity and address.
Any names not so verified are to be purged from the rolls. And kept for later cross-referencing against future registration attempts. Not that they couldn't re-register, but it'd be a rigorous verification standard to meet.
Proven registration frauds to be prosecuted, and those that are able, sent to do 30 days HARD LABOR on The Wall... even if all they can do is to scrub out port a potties, vs. actual construction work.
I have many other cruel and evil ideas in mind for breaking the cartels, too.
All for fun and profit, of course.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (QzJWU)
Here's the weird thing, and it is bothering me. I have never heard of them, and don't recognize their songs. It feels like someone is playing a giant joke, or two different dimensions have collided with alternate pop culture histories, like the Sinbad movie that never actually existed.
Posted by: wooga at May 29, 2018 10:56 PM (SEUam)
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Me neither.
Do you think MisHum is in on it?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (htRaj)
People who drift through right turn reds are worse than those who don't know they can turn.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (RPXrN)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 11:10 PM (LsBY9)
No. You misunderstand. I'm talking about the retards who, when they stop at a red light, do so hugging the curb, so that others can't get past them to turn right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (htRaj)
Alas, until later. Have a great night.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (Y2Q3E)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (7LY+6)
the season until the de facto ban of Eric Reid and Colin Kaepernick is
removed and both men are given spots back on rosters.
I believe the current NFL players are dumb enough to sacrifice being paid for Reid and Kaeperwhatever. Sit the whole year fellows.
Posted by: Locke Common at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (+v1++)
Not really, you'd need to keep looking to see whether or not the slot had a spring in it so you'd know which way to put the battery in.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (IcT7t)
infrastructure you would need. First for one gas station so you could
swap multiple batteries simultaneously. You would also have to have
pre-charged batteries on hand with a way to recharge batteries quickly
simultaneously. Then go national.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Quite labor intensive.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."
Well, that's how they've started with charging stations. And as far as labor goes, it would all be automatic. Even the trucks delivering the new packs to a station could be set up to offload them automatically.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (e9G8E)
"Their" --> "his" regardless of the actual sex of the individual in question, when that sex is unknown or irrelevant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:16 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:16 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: ro-man at May 29, 2018 11:16 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:16 PM (md3fh)
All for fun and profit, of course.
Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (QzJWU)
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 29, 2018 11:16 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: JTB at May 29, 2018 11:17 PM (V+03K)
Well, that's how they've started with charging stations. And as far as labor goes, it would all be automatic. Even the trucks delivering the new packs to a station could be set up to offload them automatically.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
More self driving self crashing trucks!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:17 PM (IqV8l)
Sleep well and be productive.
Posted by: colfax mingo at May 29, 2018 11:18 PM (Gi25E)
That would get Elon's attention. He's stupid that way.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 29, 2018 11:18 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 11:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (htRaj)
Now, you've lost me. I don't know what you're talking about. I thought you were talking about people who want to turn right but don't know, or think, that they are allowed (for whatever reason).
I also hate right lanes where the stopping line isn't close enough to the intersection to ac tually be able to see if you can turn right or if there's traffic. If the intersection is that packed or busy then there shouldn't be a right turn on red, to begin with.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 11:18 PM (RPXrN)
Ever seen a shotgun speedloader tube? We could do the electric cars that way... fresh batteries into the front, discharged drop out the ass...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:18 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
Does she need some tumors?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 29, 2018 11:19 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Locke Common at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (+v1++)
This just in: reports indicate that the population of several ghettos has just inexplicably increased. Street corners are becoming more crowded with drug dealers, while drive-by shooters are spoiled for choice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:19 PM (htRaj)
who, when they stop at a red light, do so hugging the curb, so that
others can't get past them to turn right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"
Passing on the right like that, when there's no lane specifically for it, is illegal in many states.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:19 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:19 PM (md3fh)
Alas, until later. Have a great night.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (hyuyC)
Goodnight, Salty - always nice to see you, however briefly! I'd likely step on your foot, but what's a few bruises between friends?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 29, 2018 11:19 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
No. You misunderstand. I'm talking about the retards who, when they stop at a red light, do so hugging the curb, so that others can't get past them to turn right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity
Thanks for clarifying.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 11:20 PM (LsBY9)
Coke. Lots of coke.
And blondes. In fact, coke off of blondes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 11:20 PM (B6+JK)
Smiles at an ancient memory.
Posted by: JTB at May 29, 2018 11:21 PM (V+03K)
We are thinking of putting in a charging station at the campground where I live and work.
How do those things work? Do you put in your credit card and get so much juice?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (md3fh)
I'm not sure whether I should be happy about that or freaked out. They are scary silent.
I've seen one pop up when I was out fishing and it was pretty spooky even though I knew it must be one of ours.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: NCKate at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (tobWf)
378 >Several star NFL players have told me they are considering
sitting out the season until the de facto ban of Eric Reid and Colin
Kaepernick is removed and both men are given spots back on rosters.
Posted by: Locke Common at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (+v1++)
You do that, dears. That will go over well.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 29, 2018 11:23 PM (H80UQ)
And don't forget Michael Sam, because you're totally down. And sit out longer if Tim Tebow wins a spot.
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:23 PM (QxXRY)
Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 11:24 PM (Y2Q3E)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:24 PM (md3fh)
How do those things work? Do you put in your credit card and get so much juice?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Electricity wants to be free. "Pay? Dude! I'm saving the Earth!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 11:25 PM (LsBY9)
No. I'm talking about retards (who are disproportionately of the distaff persuasion) who at the last second, as they approach the stop line, weave to the right, leaving four feet between them and the lane marker, but about 0.9 car widths between them and the curb.
A subset (also disproportionately of the distaff persuasion) who want to make a right turn, but sit at a red light with their thumbs up their ass because there's only four feet of clearance on either side of their cars.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:25 PM (htRaj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (htRaj)
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I live in a town of 70k blue collars and am constantly pleased with the courtesy of the drivers.
On the main drag cars coming to a stop light will leave a space at store entrances for cars to exit/enter and (it's two lanes each way with a turn isle in the middle) most cars not turning right will ride in the left lane ceding turning cars the right lane.
And there are few laggards; if the light's green you make it and if it's not quite green - well, you've got to clear it for the others (like three).
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 11:25 PM (ux+5c)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2018 11:25 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Sean Connery at May 29, 2018 11:25 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 11:24 PM (Y2Q3E)
Or British. But you should see them take off on their left turns at the red lights!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (RPXrN)
Just FYI.
Posted by: JTB at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (V+03K)
I share much with Roseanne Connor.
Posted by: ALH at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (oIcPq)
Current (HA!) job has charging stations, and they're letting electric car owners top off for free. In effect subsidizing only some of their employee's travel.
Since there's no solar panels anywhere around the building I'm telling people that's where their next raise is going.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (QzJWU)
It is treason. 30 days isn't nearly enough.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (wYseH)
Yeah, the league will really grind to a halt if some linebacker sits out a season while he's replaced by another linebacker.
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:27 PM (5OO3x)
********
Severe Alert
Civil emergency in this area until 11:28PM PDT Prepare for actionOEM,1,OR
May 29, 8:29 PM
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did anyone else get one of these?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 29, 2018 11:27 PM (h1jJh)
Not really, you'd need to keep looking to see whether or not the slot had a spring in it so you'd know which way to put the battery in.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (IcT7t)
Depends on how big the gubmint subsidy is. IIRC
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 11:27 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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40,000 lbs. of auto-drive semi at 70 mph. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2018 11:27 PM (ZY9MN)
That's cooler than our overnight lows.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2018 11:28 PM (IcT7t)
Actually, I think maybe the Vikings or the Bears should sign Kaepernick.
Posted by: DonnaV sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 29, 2018 11:23 PM (H80UQ)
the vikings and bears are set with qbs, but the packers may need someone if rodgers bolts for a team with a better supporting roster
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at May 29, 2018 11:28 PM (bsNE6)
What would be your reaction if Russia put troops and Advanced Anti Air systems in... Mexico?
We are sticking a finger in the eye of the Russian Bear.... and as someone who served in the Cold War...
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Actually, it's like Russia putting troops in Nicaragua (Hmm... that sounds vaguely familiar...). Poland doesn't have a common border with Russia. Ukraine and Belorus (I think) are in the way.
Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 11:29 PM (WtrBz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:25 PM (htRaj)
Ha. Yeah, they're annoying as hell.
Or people who stand behind a car making a left when there's an extra shoulder section built into the road to go around and keep traffic moving.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 11:29 PM (RPXrN)
fistbump
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 11:29 PM (/tuJf)
I am a black powder ubernoob... so, cap n ball, flint, what? I am constitutionally incapable of starting a new logistics chain without, uh, ensuring a rational and reasonable (by my definition) supply locker IYKWIM...
What is a fun easy 'supportable' set of options given Cabelas is on sale...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:30 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May
so did you find out it was one of ours before or after forcing them to surface?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 11:30 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2018 11:31 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (wYseH
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This. Both vote fraud, and deliberate prosecutorial misconduct resulting in wrongful conviction, are violations of the public trust severe enough to carry a life sentence, IMO.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:31 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:31 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: JTB at May 29, 2018 11:32 PM (V+03K)
What would be your reaction if Russia put troops and Advanced Anti Air systems in... Mexico?
We are sticking a finger in the eye of the Russian Bear.... and as someone who served in the Cold War...
Missiles in Cuber
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
Well who wouldn't be alarmed by gonorrhea being transmitted by skyrockets?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 11:34 PM (MTjB1)
I happened to look out onto the ocean and I spotted a periscope sticking out of the water some distance away. I mentioned it to the OOD and then all hell broke loose
So the CIC and the eyeball watch (I assume they still have those) missed it and you saw it? Hope you got at least a "Well done" out of it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 11:36 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:37 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
Well, she's already got a dick so she won't need that. Sure, it's detachable and has to be cranked with a pull starter, but Huma says it's the best she's ever had. Anthony's weiner couldn't compete.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2018 11:37 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:37 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (QzJWU)
It is treason. 30 days isn't nearly enough.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (wYseH)
Fully agree, but we're talking about processing hundreds of thousands, if not in the low millions.
All at once. No, I don't want the taxpayers to build that many prisons just for this offense.
The Thirty Days at Filthy Labor, for all but the most wheelchair bound (and there's things we can find for them to do...such as laundering Hillary's Depends) are intended to send the message, that ALL will be prosecuted, it will NOT be Club Fed, and that ALL come away from it with a FELONY on their record.
Thirty Days is only the time they serve. We can still hang 'em on Parole for however long you might wish.
THEN AFTER the first waves of offenders have served their time, we ratchet the penalty curve radically upwards. With ample publication, warning and lead-time for it to be immune to court arguments to the contrary.
It's not that I disagree with you, 'cause I don't.
I'm just aiming at maximum effectiveness in minimum time.
Offenders who persist, may be well and truly imprisoned, if not shot hanged.
If it please the Court, with apologies to MisHum.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:37 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JTB at May
In january in an outhouse.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 11:37 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 29, 2018 11:38 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:38 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 11:38 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:39 PM (md3fh)
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What else is there to do when the night is 23 hours long?
Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 11:39 PM (WtrBz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:40 PM (md3fh)
Actually, Konigsberg/Kaliningrad.
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I always forget about that. But if anyone seriously wants to argue it, then I'll point out that the US and Russia *already* share a common border. So there's not much point getting worked up about US troops on the Russian border.
Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 11:40 PM (WtrBz)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:40 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2018 11:41 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 29, 2018 11:41 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 11:38 PM (e9G8E)
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Dude - I can explain this. But you can also see for yourself. Go to the Craigslist personal ads for, say, Anchorage. It is - bar none - the weirdest shit you will ever read.
Those people are deviants. I don't know if it's the long nights, or what.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:42 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Precious NHS Consultant at May 29, 2018 11:43 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:43 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 11:43 PM (Y2Q3E)
Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (QzJWU)
It is treason. 30 days isn't nearly enough.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (wYseH)
What you need is enough of a sentence to get the low level union apparatchiks to turn on the bosses - usually lawyer/Democratic party operatives. A felony and a few months basically screws their lives.
Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2018 11:44 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 11:44 PM (e9G8E)
Frequently associated with United Airlines Flight Attendants...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:44 PM (UFLLM)
Yeah, the league will really grind to a halt if some linebacker sits out a season while he's replaced by another linebacker.
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:27 PM (5OO3x)
Actually, they could replace them with Jr. College playera and pay them a lot less. And while football "fans" like to pretend they care about the quality of the players, they really only care about their team winning. Or the team they bet on. I assure you, if you had a professional football game between graduates of Helen Keller School for the Deaf, Dumb, and Blind and The Quadriplegic Institute of America, as long as they had scantily clad females bouncing their jiggle bags at half-time, "fans" would get into it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:39 PM (md3fh)
There are websites that list the serial numbers so you can ID the year it was made.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (2K6fY)
Well who wouldn't be alarmed by gonorrhea being transmitted by skyrockets?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 11:34 PM (MTjB1)
That's actually a relief. I thought it meant that the gonorrhea caused a certain part of the male anatomy tear off and fly into the sky and explode in a festive ball of light.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (5Ezu/)
Posted by: ALH at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (oIcPq)
Those people are deviants. I don't know if it's the long nights, or what.
Fishing Boats + Oil Roughnecks = Crazy times
Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:43 PM (md3fh)
Moar. Caffeine.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 11:46 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 11:46 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:47 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
I wouldn't rebuild a toilet tank with McCain parts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:49 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 11:49 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:50 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:50 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:49 PM (9Om/r)
That would be one cranky toilet.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:51 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 29, 2018 11:52 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2018 11:52 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:52 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:49 PM (9Om/r)
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Me neither. I don't want my commode voting to retain SCOAMF-care.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 11:52 PM (hYcqw)
See, it can be done and still be Horde Compliant.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:52 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 11:53 PM (3Pma+)
I've read that Alaska has the highest VD rate in the nation...
That can't be right. The STD Capital of these here United States is right up the road from Casa Backwardio.
The Villages.
I've played many gigs there over the years.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 11:53 PM (GdWl+)
Curse you Amazon!!!!!!!1!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:55 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:49 PM (9Om/r)
That would be one cranky toilet.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:51 PM (eMKNe)
And it would probably shit on you.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:56 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: NCKate at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (tobWf)
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Um, no. If the U-turner has the green arrow, and the wannabe right-turner has the red light, then the U-turner has the right of way. If you're the right-turner, make sure you don't end up with your own titties in the wringer.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 29, 2018 11:56 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:57 PM (md3fh)
Curse you Amazon!!!!!!!1!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:55 PM (eMKNe)
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Never heard of 'em until just now. Look delicious, though. I might order some when I reup on Zotz.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 11:57 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:56 PM (9Om/r)
Not if it was short armed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 11:57 PM (3Pma+)
I've read that Alaska has the highest VD rate in the nation...
That can't be right. The STD Capital of these here United States is right up the road from Casa Backwardio.
The Villages.
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I would love to see what the Jacuzzi looks like under a black light. It would be like the Milky Way.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2018 11:57 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: X-ray at May 29, 2018 11:58 PM (lM7yU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2018 11:57 PM (CPfoe)
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You'd find Jackson Pollack's inspiration.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 11:58 PM (hYcqw)
It's probably a good thing I don't have limitless money. It's spooky how many snacks I'd order online...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)
It's probably a good thing I don't have limitless money. It's spooky how many snacks I'd order online...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)
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These days I stick pretty much to canned frosting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2018 11:59 PM (CPfoe)
For those of you who don't know, they're basically a stick that's almost exactly like the innards of a Butterfinger bar.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:59 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)
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Amazon is a giant candy story if you want it to be. Zotz are an ideal office candy. Individually wrapped, so no one worries about it, and they're interesting and delicious so people come by for 'em and you get some conversation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (hYcqw)
Can't speak for Attu Island but I've spent a fair amount of time around the rest. Party town, tourist destination plus sun seems to be a pretty common theme. Hedonism.
Also great fishing and sailing. Mostly hedonism though.
Goodnight.
https://tinyurl.com/yavxknrk
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (/tuJf)
For Mother's Day my sister had ordered a really fudgey cake. OMG...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:59 PM (eMKNe)
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How do they pair with canned frosting?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (md3fh)
honey, it is not what you think! she was hypothermic! I had to bring her into our bed!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:01 AM (eMKNe)
For those of you who don't know, they're basically a stick that's almost exactly like the innards of a Butterfinger bar.
I really miss Ideal Bars. Those things were all kinds of awesome. Could eat a whole bag of them in one sitting with no problem. With milk.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 30, 2018 12:01 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2018 12:01 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 30, 2018 12:01 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (md3fh)
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You're thinking of Stick O' Chick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:01 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:02 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:02 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)
A Brunette, a Blonde and a Redhead at the same time.
Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2018 12:02 AM (TfTuo)
What I REALLY want to see come back is the Choco-Lite bar. I've tried Nestle's current version, the Aero, but it's just not the same IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:03 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2018 12:03 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:03 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:02 AM (eMKNe)
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I recall them looking like a roll of particleboard. What IKEA would sell, if Ikea sold candy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:03 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:03 AM (MTjB1)
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Elitist ;-)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2018 12:04 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:04 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 30, 2018 12:04 AM (GdWl+)
Also, they're even more orange than lefties claim PDT is.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:04 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 11:38 PM (e9G8E)
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Dude - I can explain this. But you can also see for yourself. Go to the Craigslist personal ads for, say, Anchorage. It is - bar none - the weirdest shit you will ever read.
Those people are deviants. I don't know if it's the long nights, or what.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:42 PM (UiRxW)
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No more personals at Craigslist. They took them down after that stupid law passed that was supposed to stop Backpage.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2018 12:04 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:04 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 30, 2018 12:05 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 12:05 AM (B6+JK)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:05 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:03 AM (MTjB1)
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Have you tried our improved chicken in a can? It's fortified with added shrapnel.
Posted by: The Hormel Co. at May 30, 2018 12:05 AM (CPfoe)
I believe they also sell Chick-O-Sticks in a nugget form...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:06 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2018 12:06 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May
hey, would you tell the guy driving the car with the bfo 065 plate to surrender so they can take the freeway signs down?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:06 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:06 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: davidt at May 30, 2018 12:07 AM (bsNE6)
Imagine a Butterfinger bar without the chocolate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:07 AM (eMKNe)
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PRO TIP: Pick a name that doesn't raise expectations.
Posted by: Big Hunk at May 30, 2018 12:07 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:08 AM (md3fh)
Still good, but not exactly what I ever expected.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:08 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 30, 2018 12:08 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 12:09 AM (B6+JK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:06 AM (eMKNe)
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Sounds like a Mormon settlement.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:09 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:10 AM (eMKNe)
I recall them looking like a roll of particleboard. What IKEA would sell, if Ikea sold candy.
Posted by: Cicero
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Didn't IKEA have a food poisoning problem? Stand by...
Ikea manufacturer recalls candy because of mice infestation https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6wtq78n
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 12:10 AM (kXPT5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:10 AM (eMKNe)
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I try not to go for the obvious
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:10 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: NCKate at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (tobWf)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (md3fh)
Brien O'Connors, Thirsty Isle (the unofficial bar of Long Beach City College), and a sports bar that's actually called-- apparently the owners are fans of King Of Queens-- Coopers.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)
Lol
It has been up forever
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May
that you knew what I was referring to is one of the many reasons I am so fond of you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:12 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:12 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (IqV8l)
My favorite opening line in the bedroom!
Posted by: Michael Moore at May 30, 2018 12:12 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:13 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Samson Simpson at May 30, 2018 12:13 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 12:13 AM (B6+JK)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:13 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2018 12:13 AM (hYcqw)
Forgot about those. They tried to work fruit into a candy bar,
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 12:13 AM (B6+JK)
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Its motto was, "The Fruitcake of Candy."
I think they went out if business,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:14 AM (CPfoe)
I liked the pecan (at least I think it was pecan) one better. Not sure if it's still available.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:14 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 30, 2018 12:15 AM (e9G8E)
Now those are some divine derrieres. Pert posteriors, as the Daily Mail likes to say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2018 12:15 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:16 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: NCKate at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (tobWf)
++++
NCKate means North Carolina Kate?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2018 12:16 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Possibly galloping...
Ikea Recalls Meatballs After Detection of Horse Meat
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpsjsrp
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 12:17 AM (kXPT5)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:18 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:18 AM (eMKNe)
SCHUMER WARNS: FUNDING AT RISK FOR CRITICAL AND COST-EFFECTIVE FARM-SAFETY PROGRAM TO HELP PREVENT DEADLY TRACTOR ROLLOVERS; SENATOR LAUNCHES NEW PUSH ON CDC TO FUND TRACTOR ROLLOVER PROTECTION PROGRAM AND KEEP IT RUNNING AT FULL SPEED
... so how many tractor rollovers occur in the Bronx ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 30, 2018 12:19 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 12:19 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Bet on Ol' Gluefoot, eh?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (kXPT5)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (mMeIQ)
Ikea Recalls Meatballs After Detection of Horse Meat
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpsjsrp
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They'll have to pony up big bucks to settle the class action.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (CPfoe)
Candy is dandy, is but liquor is quicker.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 12:19 AM (IcT7t)
Be sure and let us know if any of Rosie O'Donnell's jokes were funny, Blanco. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (eMKNe)
Chunky
Marshmallow Peeps
Little Debbie Oatmeal Pies
Tapioca pudding
YooHoo Chocolate drinks
Circus Peanuts
Swedish Fish
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 12:21 AM (B6+JK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (CPfoe)
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I like the golden lines in the leaves, the white caps on the water, the rock on the left leading the gaze to the bright line of the horizon. The "gloom" just emphasizes the bright spots.
But you're right, no happy trees.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (IDhUW)
They'll have to pony up big bucks to settle the class action.
Posted by: Cicero
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I'm sure the tort lawyers have taken the bit in their teeth.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (ZY9MN)
/
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:23 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:23 AM (md3fh)
I said emotional three year old, not emotional 300 pounder.
Although I can see where the mistake could be made.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 12:23 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:24 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 30, 2018 12:24 AM (RuIsu)
We can have fleets of GPS guided cat D-11s bulldoze their way across the entire acreages of various IKEA properties, from sea to shining sea.
Bet not one of those 'dozers will roll over.
Well, not until the job is done, and they relax and spark up a good Marlboro #2 Diesel Filtered.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2018 12:24 AM (QzJWU)
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Unless it's changed, it's the same company and product with a different label.
Posted by: Samson Simpson at May 30, 2018 12:24 AM (UiRxW)
Speaking of sex rotting things, I saw a high tone skank tonight. I was in town, coming home a little before 11PM. It's been raining and it's just all damp and soggy everywhere.
Well, there was this skank just walking by herself down a sidewalk, apparently headed to some apartment complex a ways down the road.
She was black girl, skinny, wearing skin tight hot pink pants, some halter top, and a platinum blonde wig. I just wondered what all one could catch were one to be so foolish as to put one's John Thomas in any of her orifices. Or anywhere near her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2018 12:25 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:24 AM (eMKNe)
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Did they come with a razor blade? It could be like a kit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:26 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:26 AM (md3fh)
"Stick yer fortune in and take a chance!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:26 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:26 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ruthless at May
lol
took me 10 minutes and google to figure everything out.
will never use the sarc slash again.
technically, since we are east of the rockies, according to wikipedia we should have hellman's.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:27 AM (MTjB1)
Alienate as many of your remaining fans as possible, and make it impossible for already alienated fans to return.
I want to see the NFL reduced to paying its players an average working-class wage and shuttling them between games by bus again.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 30, 2018 12:27 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (IDhUW)
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What's the brand in Alaska?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:26 AM
....
Yes, until some kid tried to hide the razor from his parents on Halloween inside an apple.
After that, the entire gig was up. Pixy was forced to go with processed sugar only.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (B6+JK)
These are percussion revolvers, 6 shots. The 44 caliber versions use .451 round ball for the Colt repros or .454 round ball for the Remington repros. I use real black powder but percussion cap guns can use Pyrodex just as well. (Pyrodex is a black powder substitute that is safer to ship and store. Even Wal-Mart carries it.)
At a minimum, you will need powder, an adjustable powder measure, felt wads that go between the powder charge and ball, a nipple wrench (yeah, I know, but that's the name), and a powder flask or cap that fits the powder container.
Keep in mind, a BP gun MUST be cleaned after every session. I use hot water to clean and gun oil or a rust preventative before storing them. These guns are a lot of fun and can be quite accurate but they require a bit more effort to maintain compared to modern guns.
There are a ton of Youtube videos about using them and even more info on the web. But these are the basics.
Posted by: JTB at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Samson Simpson at May
thanks. took me 10 mins to figure that out.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (MTjB1)
Candy is dandy, is but liquor is quicker.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (8O3HH)
No it isn't
Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (3Pma+)
I also want to see NFL lose all its antitrust rights, and to get sued by all the cities where owners hoodsnookered them into paying for stadiums.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2018 12:29 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:29 AM (CPfoe)
What's the brand in Alaska?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (CPfoe)
Penicillin Free?
Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 30, 2018 12:29 AM (3Pma+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:29 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 30, 2018 12:29 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (md3fh)
--+
Lingonberry gummies.
Posted by: Samson Simpson at May 30, 2018 12:29 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May
there are brands of gonorrhea there?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 30, 2018 12:31 AM (rnAwa)
Back in my day, 80s and 90s, the really low-rent whores use to hang out on a Washington St. in Greenville, SC. I don't know if they still do, but this specimen looked like one of those Washington St. specials from back then.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2018 12:31 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:32 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May
there are brands of gonorrhea there?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)
Yup, and they're all named for Anchorage's most legendary streetwalkers.
Long-Sleeves Sally, Blue-Skinned Bertha, Freezin' Frieda...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:32 AM (eMKNe)
If you have a Kroger's store in your area, give their house brand a try.
Simply labeled "MAYO", it is flavor-wise, superior to Hellman's or Blue Label.
Duke's has it beat on the smooth texture, but the Kroger brand wins on flavor.
Won't cost you much to try the smallest jar. You won't regret it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2018 12:33 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:33 AM (md3fh)
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You can't be too choosy, my man.
Posted by: Huggy Bear at May 30, 2018 12:33 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:33 AM (eMKNe)
Simply labeled "MAYO", it is flavor-wise, superior to Hellman's or Blue Label.
Duke's has it beat on the smooth texture, but the Kroger brand wins on flavor.
Won't cost you much to try the smallest jar. You won't regret it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May
thanks. will do. nearly tried Duke's when I could not find Hellmans because I have heard morons recommend the Duke's ketchup and the mayo.
We don't have Kroger's but we have King Soopers which WDS tells me is Kroger's by a different name.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:36 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:36 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: BFO 065 at May 30, 2018 12:37 AM (UiRxW)
I've tried some of their stuff that I've gotten from Ralphs. Apparently they've improved, or my taste in everything is rotten.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:37 AM (eMKNe)
This is how you get less NFL.
Or maybe I'm way out of touch with our cultural society, which is a very real possibility too.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:38 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
I've had their store-branded bratwurst. Not quite as good as the German version, but enough Valu-Rite and you won't care.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 12:39 AM (IcT7t)
Consumer Reports tested canned spinach? Kroger brand came in last. Chocolate milk mix? Kroger brand came in second to last. Coffee? Kroger brand, 'not acceptable' because there were too many bugs in the can.
And on and on and on.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:39 AM (eMKNe)
York Peppermint Patties
King Size Snickers Bars (not the 'king size' they have, now. I am talking about the big honking ones they had in the IU Chem building vending machines. Mid 90's.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2018 12:40 AM (xHYNd)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:41 AM (md3fh)
Kind of surprised I haven't been able to find any mention or listing of them anywhere, since the company that makes them is a giant Japanese company.
So there's your (incredibly) obscure candy whine of the night.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 30, 2018 12:41 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 12:41 AM (7T5tR)
I like Snickers but those tiny bits of peanuts always get stuck in the phlegm in my throat and give me coughing fits. Drives me crazy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:41 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2018 12:42 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Publix at May 30, 2018 12:42 AM (ZY9MN)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:41 AM (md3fh)
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You keep buying those expensive name brand condiments and it's bound to ketchup with you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Publix at May
but it is a wonderful condiment to serve with them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (CPfoe)
So that's why I'm always beHeinz on my budget!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:44 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:44 AM (eMKNe)
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I don't relish getting the charge bill at the end of the month.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:45 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: emf at May 30, 2018 12:47 AM (Sqrkf)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:47 AM (IDhUW)
I recently tried feeding them Whole-Hearted turkey formula, but it was giving them both horrible constipation.
I'm hoping the Luvsome Sensitive Systems formula, which is turkey-based, will work for them.
Pure Balance turkey formula seemed to work well for them when I could get it, but no shops near my new home sell that. I may have to start ordering that through Amazon if this Luvsome doesn't work so well for them.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 30, 2018 12:47 AM (wSC8T)
...SJWs are blaming the poor performance of the Star Wars movies and DC movies on "series fatigue"...
Never occurs to them that it's SJW FATIGUE!
Watched the latest Supergirl tonight, but I stopped the player several times to scream at the screen. I will stick with it to the end of the season, because, closure (of a sort; always another cliffhanger, thanks Stan), but it's painful.
They've dropped the lesbian smoochfest thing, but tonight had Black Jimmy Olson complaining about being harassed at 7 years old by racisty mean cops when he was playing hide'n'seek, and how bad racist racisty the world is, according to the successful news photographer close friend of superheroes turned major magazine editor poor poor black guy who's worried folks will find out his superhero identity is really a black guy. WTFFFFFFFFFF? SJW turned up to eleventy.
Sooooooooo tiresome. Sooooo stupid. More contrived than the lez bit. Like folks who whine what a racisty racist country we are who would never elect a black guy to be President. Well, it's true, we are still waiting on a real black American man in the oval office, but still...
And decades ago I had one of my kids cuffed "as a joke" right in front of me by a a'hole cop when the kid was 10, doing nothing. (I did restrain myself from going ninja on the armed officer, but I should have objected louder.) Having raised them, IN CHICAGO, to respect police, it at least gave me an opportunity to explain that cops are human, too, and not all of them are good guys all the time. And it weren't nohow racist.
Flash season closer was tolerable, at least.
/rant off, back to old comments
Posted by: the amazing, incredible, fantastic mindful webworker at May 30, 2018 12:47 AM (6hZFv)
F 'em up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 30, 2018 12:47 AM (A7bbI)
They started over 100 years ago in Kerrville, TX, and grew.
Moved their H.Q. to Corpus Christi, TX in the 1920s, and continued to grow.
Moved their H.Q. to San Antonio round 1990 or so. Might've been earlier or later, but close enough.
So great was their marketing horsepower, they ran both Albertsons and Kroger's, completely OUT of the San Antonio market area.
Just 'cause they could. And so, they did.
But also, H.E.B. deployed SIXTEEN mobile kitchens (18 wheelers) into the Hurricane Harvey area, within mere HOURS of the roads being opened enough to let 'em in.
Followed by HUNDREDS of truckloads of foodstuffs, with which to supply said kitchens, as they cooked their way through the inventory.
Those kitchens were in place for MONTHS, after the storm.
Not much fanfare.
But those neighborhoods... they know. They remember.
You'll pry their H.E.B. outta their cold, dead hands.
And etc.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2018 12:47 AM (QzJWU)
Is this a delicacy in other parts of these United States, or is it one of those inedible bad ideas that wind up remaindered to Grocery Outlet?
(I remember buying corn flakes labeled in Hebrew there once, a long time ago)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2018 12:48 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:50 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:50 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (CPfoe)
So that's why I'm always beHeinz on my budget!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:44 AM (eMKNe)
That mustard been the problem.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 30, 2018 12:50 AM (A7bbI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:51 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 12:52 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 30, 2018 12:52 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:53 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 12:54 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 30, 2018 12:54 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:54 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:55 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at May 30, 2018 12:56 AM (yScAF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (CPfoe)
So that's why I'm always beHeinz on my budget!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:44 AM (eMKNe)
That mustard been the problem.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 30, 2018 12:50 AM (A7bbI)
I relish finding a solution...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 30, 2018 12:56 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:55 AM (eMKNe)
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I'll have to try this. But when I give her a little bit of raw tuna, the cat seems to have the animal version of a religious experience.
Posted by: BFO 065 at May 30, 2018 12:58 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:59 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 30, 2018 01:01 AM (t9KqJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 30, 2018 01:01 AM (t9KqJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 30, 2018 01:01 AM (t9KqJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 01:02 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: BFO 065 at May
funny nic
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 01:03 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:59 AM (eMKNe)
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2018 01:03 AM (QzJWU)
I told my kids not to let cops search their stuff without a warrant, just to make the point that we have the right to say no. Once my son was stopped and he did let the cop go thru his backpack, nothing there of course, and it caused less problem that if he had done what I said, so it's hard to say what is the right course.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 01:03 AM (IDhUW)
The cats are not happy. I think they were looking forward to doing some hunting under the full moon.
I miss my doggy. Thunder freaked him out and he'd always come to me for comfort and pets - lots of pets - even it was the middle of the night and petting him was almost autonomic while I half-dozed.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Gimli was the best dog at May 30, 2018 01:04 AM (6hZFv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 01:03 AM (MTjB1)
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You'll never take me alive, see?
Posted by: BFO 065 at May 30, 2018 01:04 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 01:05 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 01:06 AM (eMKNe)
Episode 9 of Lupin the Third Part Five is all about modern politics as the ruling elites in the French government are paralyzed by the threat of exposure of a certain black book of naughty deeds.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 30, 2018 01:07 AM (t9KqJ)
Posted by: BFO 065 at May 30, 2018 01:08 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Don Q. at May 30, 2018 12:56 AM (NgKpN)
You gotta pickle your battles. Lettuce contemplate our options.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 30, 2018 01:08 AM (A7bbI)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 01:10 AM (IDhUW)
Heh. I figured when I posted my #194 that I would be echoing someone. Pretty close after, though.
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't move (grabs flyswatter) at May 30, 2018 01:11 AM (6hZFv)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 01:12 AM (IDhUW)
SCHUMER WARNS: FUNDING AT RISK FOR CRITICAL AND COST-EFFECTIVE FARM-SAFETY PROGRAM TO HELP PREVENT DEADLY TRACTOR ROLLOVERS; SENATOR LAUNCHES NEW PUSH ON CDC TO FUND TRACTOR ROLLOVER PROTECTION PROGRAM AND KEEP IT RUNNING AT FULL SPEED
... so how many tractor rollovers occur in the Bronx ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 30, 2018 12:19 AM (e8kgV)
None, but there's a slight chance of one occurring in Queens, which is just too much of a risk for us to take as Americans!
Posted by: Chuck Schumer (D-NY), Trying to Find an Excuse at May 30, 2018 01:12 AM (C9Rdt)
Oil customers lining up other sources, major banks ending transactions, shipping lines cutting services. The threat of secondary sanctions seems to be achieving its purpose even before things get rolling. And despite EU public fuckwittery about not cooperating.
Inside Iran merchants', truckers', and sympathy strikes have snarled lots of things.
There is zero coverage of all this in the most prominent US media. So *if* the regime crumbles or things get splodey and fightey inside Iran all of a sudden, the "press" will have a second enormous story to suddenly cover after covering it up - the other being the mega-scandals whose public airing will officially kick off with the IG report (since the extensive congressional activity on these topics has been ignored, distorted, or actively resisted by the "press" - whereas not long ago, and certainly with a different cast of villains, the saturation coverage would have made the weather forecasts hard to find).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 30, 2018 01:24 AM (QDnY+)
nerdygirl: Is there anything she [Hillary] hasn't broken as a result of a fall?
buzzsaw90: a glass ceiling
No wonder I'm an AoSHQ OCD'er.
Posted by: mindful webworker - oh see dee you see by the dawn's early lite at May 30, 2018 01:31 AM (6hZFv)
Posted by: Lava Land at May 30, 2018 01:33 AM (FJrl0)
Is there a date for the IG report release?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 01:34 AM (IDhUW)
But congressional committees have scheduled, then changed, such hearings before, due to the IG's fluid calendar (the IG office pursues fresh stuff that comes up in the course of its investigations).
So - we'll see.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 30, 2018 01:40 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 01:43 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 01:48 AM (7T5tR)
Called my mommy tonight just to say hi. She sounded bright and chipper, but I suspected I'd interrupted a nap.
I told her, I don't want to call when she's napping, but there's no telling when that might be. She replied: Oh, that's okay. I can always just go back to sleep.
She said her cleaning gals had been there today (nicest Christian ladies you'd ever want to meet), after us Memorial Day weekend picnickers.
So I said, oh, good, we can come down and mess it all up again.
She replied, not before the party. (She turns 98 next month, and family will be coming in from all over the country for it.) I said, uh, Mom, that's a few weeks away yet.
She pondered and said, Oh! It is? Well, you'll probably need to come down and swim before that. I said, yeah, I needed a swim this morning!
It was funny. She's not top-notch anymore, but not really losing it. Always has been super-organized. Her reply confirmed for me that she was just foggy from interrupted nap.
I love my mommy and I don't mind saying so.
Posted by: mindful webworker - if I lived as long, it would be half my life again at May 30, 2018 01:49 AM (6hZFv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 01:51 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 01:56 AM (7T5tR)
The old handcuff inside a steel pipe stunt. Bet they'll find the keys once you fire up the oxy-ax torch. Or demonstrate the utility of detcord.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 30, 2018 01:59 AM (brIR5)
Which after their disasterous vote on abortion, they need!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 02:00 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Lava Land at May 30, 2018 02:02 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: Corned Beef and Chlorine at May 30, 2018 02:02 AM (z05Uh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 30, 2018 02:05 AM (t9KqJ)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 30, 2018 02:10 AM (C9Rdt)
Further, for truly dangerous individuals, this bill does nothing to incapacitate the subjects of the orders, as there is no requirement that they receive mental health treatment.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 02:12 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 02:15 AM (7T5tR)
The Tony Robinson situation infuriates me, but then I wonder if we had our TR moment with the Bengazi video taper and we responded wwith no action.
I wonder where the poor guy is now?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 02:25 AM (IDhUW)
https://tinyurl.com/y99gmg8j
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 02:28 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 02:28 AM (7T5tR)
this is my BP on steroids!
GRRRRRR... F that useless RINO piece of grandstanding shit.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 30, 2018 02:31 AM (bBnj/)
Posted by: JTB at May 30, 2018 02:32 AM (V+03K)
https://sputniknews.com/society/201805291064921584-US-televangelist-wants-54-million-jet/
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 02:37 AM (7T5tR)
|i'm guessing they are afraid that turnout will be low.
well, why bother? anyone with an IQ larger than their hat size already knows what the outcome will be.
#idiots.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 30, 2018 02:43 AM (bBnj/)
Some people, to remain unnamed, have a certain war cry, I've decided I need one of my own. So I'm signing off with
Deus vincit omnia
Goodnight
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 02:49 AM (IDhUW)
Sometimes wish offline was all text and flowed as smoothly as Moron repartee.
Hanging up.
If I don't show up tomorrow morning... maybe I'll post a pic of myself standing on a ledge with toenail polish.
Hahhahaaha.
Ha.
That was a mannensplaining.
Click the nic. Enjoy a comic strip that didn't make it. Click the Donations button at the top. Theoretically, they work.
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 30, 2018 02:49 AM (6hZFv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2018 02:50 AM (fA+xK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (CPfoe)
So that's why I'm always beHeinz on my budget!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:44 AM (eMKNe)
That mustard been the problem.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 30, 2018 12:50 AM (A7bbI)
I relish finding a solution...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 30, 2018 12:56 AM
Mayo of you find the best prices.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 30, 2018 02:50 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2018 02:51 AM (fA+xK)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 02:59 AM (ierVd)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 02:59 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: navybrat now with more emulsions at May 30, 2018 03:05 AM (w7KSn)
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Simple.
He has something to hide.
And the Deep State has reminded him that it would be a shame if it got out.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 03:11 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: navybrat now with more emulsions at May 30, 2018 03:05 AM (w7KSn)
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my answer would get me banned, so i will pop smoke and go get trashed.
see all y'all on the flip-flop!
/down and gone
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 30, 2018 03:13 AM (bBnj/)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 03:33 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 03:35 AM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 03:39 AM (rdl6o)
Posted by: navybrat now with more emulsions at May 30, 2018 03:05 AM
He was told, announce you're quitting Congress and in the meantime, here's some lefty talking points for you to push before you go.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 30, 2018 03:41 AM (2NqXo)
'Morning, Horde.
Posted by: creeper at May 30, 2018 03:47 AM (0PD0H)
Then where are the indictments? If it doesn't involve Trump then why does he have to answer any questions about anything? And FFS, is this investigation going to last his entire term? Bullshit, all of it!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 03:49 AM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 30, 2018 04:00 AM (50H19)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:02 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 30, 2018 04:08 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:02 AM (aC6Sd)
__________
Yes indeed.
Have been up most of the night doing signal analysis in MATLAB. Ugh.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 30, 2018 04:09 AM (50H19)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:09 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd)
________
You rang?
Posted by: Sir Smacksalot at May 30, 2018 04:17 AM (50H19)
Posted by: Slaporium Coupon at May 30, 2018 04:20 AM (rdl6o)
Others have pointed out that Barr has a history of liberalism. Could this possibly be an attempt to embarrass conservatives?
Posted by: creeper at May 30, 2018 04:22 AM (0PD0H)
Posted by: Crazy Ivan's Discount Punches at May 30, 2018 04:23 AM (50H19)
Posted by: creeper at May 30, 2018 04:25 AM (0PD0H)
Others have pointed out that Barr has a history of liberalism. Could this possibly be an attempt to embarrass conservatives?
Posted by: creeper at May 30, 2018 04:22 AM (0PD0H)
___________
She's a liberal. Liberals say nasty things about their political opponents all the time.
If she had said the same thing about Thomas Sowell or Justice Thomas, no one at Disney would bat an eye.
But she said it about a lefty, so they shit can her and all the cucks line up to gargle Disney's rancid "muh principled rights" semen slurpee.
Posted by: Crazy Ivan's Discount Punches at May 30, 2018 04:27 AM (PpYlq)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:09 AM (aC6Sd)
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I used to lament the loss of basic map-reading skills.
Not anymore.
The younger generation, for the most part, are geographically illiterate. Drop them in the woods without GPS, well, you hear stories all the time of unfortunate hikers who met a bad end.
The Hoggs of the world will be in a world of hurt if this country ever sustains an EMP attack.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 04:28 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 30, 2018 04:28 AM (PpYlq)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:34 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:44 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:50 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: creeper at May 30, 2018 04:58 AM (OZZ16)
Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2018 05:46 AM (cHbmY)
The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. John F. Kennedy
1) Not sure which democracy he was talking about...the US is not one.2) Everyone is ignorant of something...implying that all democratic elections (again...not here) automatically impair security (there)
Posted by: Came A Lot usually mispelled Camelot at May 30, 2018 05:50 AM (JjwF2)
The guy that plays Rick is leaving the Walking Dead. Just like the audience.
That is all.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 30, 2018 05:59 AM (+Tibp)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 30, 2018 06:05 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 06:10 AM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 30, 2018 06:12 AM (+Tibp)
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Go ahead. Can't wait to see what happens when their contracts kick in.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2018 06:14 AM (KpEyG)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque
Like obama. Half black.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2018 06:14 AM (KpEyG)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 30, 2018 06:16 AM (TL2pK)
Did anyone else see "underboob" or is it me?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Raises hand.
Posted by: JT at May 30, 2018 06:17 AM (zQk/J)
That's all kinds of fucked up and wrong.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 06:19 AM (UfMVm)
At least the old Soviet journalists that worked for Izvestia and Provda could claim they had a gun to their heads.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 30, 2018 06:21 AM (+Tibp)
The guy that plays Rick is leaving the Walking Dead. Just like the audience.
That is all.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque
Plot spoiler: he wakes up from a coma to find out it was all a dream.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2018 06:23 AM (KpEyG)
That's all kinds of fucked up and wrong.
Posted by: Kreplach
She always was. Those who felt that way have a sound bite.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 30, 2018 06:25 AM (GYX1g)
The press is all kinds of incurious when it comes to Obama.
Here we are embroiled in potentially one of the biggest scandals in American history involving agencies that Obama was the chief executive over and you would think the guy was the fucking cook at the White House with all of the non-questioning from the press.
In fact, I have probably seen more interviews with Obama's chef than I have of him.
Ridiculous.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 06:26 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 30, 2018 06:30 AM (+Tibp)
Why don't they call him what he was, a leftist political apparatchik and saboteur.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 06:30 AM (UfMVm)
The same reason they made Susan Rice a board member.
These organizations are no longer run primarily as profit making operations.
Their primary mission is partyline propaganda dissemination and narrative building.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 06:33 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 06:33 AM (mk9aG)
if you like your non slanted programming, you can keep your non slanted programming.
Posted by: The teleprompter rides again at May 30, 2018 06:36 AM (GYX1g)
Posted by: Colin at May 30, 2018 06:37 AM (Gf6ya)
Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 06:37 AM (mk9aG)
Why don't they call him what he was, a leftist political apparatchik and saboteur.
Posted by: Kreplach
I saw 'Dick Tuck' and for a second I was thinking that 'Dick Trickle' has been dead for a while now. Former stock car driver who had serious health issues which lead to him committing suicide in a graveyard.
So, Dick Tuck is an actual person. Never heard of him. Figures the High Priests of SJW in the MSM will try to make him a 'thing'. Meh.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 30, 2018 06:38 AM (2SCTA)
Posted by: Colin at May 30, 2018 06:39 AM (Gf6ya)
Political slant? So will some Asian people now be offended?
Posted by: Bruce at May 30, 2018 06:41 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:43 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: gp
Most of that stuff just makes me feel weird, but with a cold. I usually just let it ride it's course. Ibuprofen to sleep. Maybe mucinex stuff to clear the lungs a bit
Posted by: Bruce at May 30, 2018 06:43 AM (8ikIW)
translation: There's a sucker born every minute.
Posted by: The teleprompter rides again at May 30, 2018 06:44 AM (GYX1g)
Posted by: Bruce at May 30, 2018 06:46 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2018 06:47 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: burning down da house at May 30, 2018 06:51 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)
Can't speak to India but in Thailand, young nubile women who sell it rather cheap!
Posted by: Bill R. at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM
It's a trap!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 30, 2018 06:52 AM (3MG/9)
Never heard of the fifteenth amendment I guess. In an effort to make President Trump look stupid, they beclown themselves.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 06:55 AM (rdl6o)
Just wait for it.
It'll happen, sure as God made little green apples.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:56 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 30, 2018 06:57 AM (hMwEB)
Mr Meecham sounds like a Kollege Edutated Idjit?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:58 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Colin at May 30, 2018 06:58 AM (Gf6ya)
Morning Joke always praise his historical knowledge. It's truly something to behold.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 07:00 AM (rdl6o)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!
Oh, and Disney did this the same week they dug up Keef Olbermann for another try. Yeah, Disney cares about hateful speech.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 30, 2018 07:00 AM (+Tibp)
=====
Dick Tuck died the day I got my plug-and-play vagina.
Posted by: Caitlyn at May 30, 2018 07:01 AM (nILVB)
This time, the DOJ and FBI need to receive more preliminary naval gunfire.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 29, 2018 09:55 PM (zCyNd)
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#oneweek
Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 07:02 AM (LnOh3)
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A charity cruise.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 07:03 AM (VgKNm)
Never heard of the fifteenth amendment I guess. In an effort to make President Trump look stupid, they beclown themselves.
And they were kept in cages by Trump!!! We have pictures.
No calendar, but we got pictures.
Posted by: History books scare me at May 30, 2018 07:03 AM (GYX1g)
I mean, cats will eat anything else, right? My maine coon likes plastic, especially plastic films, cellophane etc. He'll dig out a whole garbage pail to get to cigarette packaging. But he turns up his nose at most canned cat food. What awful ingredient is so foul a cat won't eat it? Signed: DXM.
Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:04 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!
I predicted a new show, possibly After Roseanne, would use the same cast and crew, while foisting every SJW platitude known to man on an unsuspecting public. Then I read an article in the Hollywood Reporter online of that very scenario.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 07:04 AM (rdl6o)
Less than a year ago, that post would have been undated with clarion calls on the evilness of enforcing border control, in a manner very similar to how the pink pussy hat brigade stoked each other into a frenzy online up to the Million Vagina March on Washington.
Now........one tepid comment in support.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 07:04 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:05 AM (mk9aG)
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I'm guessing he's thinking of the laws democrats put in place to make voting more difficult for blacks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 07:06 AM (VgKNm)
That's the parts that aren't flavored with Cat Ass.
We have one that will turn it's nose up to the second half of a plate of gourmet cat food.
And then spend ten minutes licking it's own asshole.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 07:07 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:09 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Colin at May 30, 2018 07:11 AM (Gf6ya)
A new Starbucks opened today, try it you might like the new way you are welcomed.
I especially enjoyed the feces-smeared walls!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2018 07:11 AM (NoLse)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 07:13 AM (EyPfd)
Just reading between the lines, that means all the report does is outline, much like the McCabe report, violations of agency policy and makes no criminal referals.
What would be the purpose of holding hearings if there were actual criminal referals?
I see 8 more months of circle jerks in our future from this collection of GOP assclowns.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 07:14 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 30, 2018 07:14 AM (x0jsg)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front
Roseanne?
She's dead, Jim.
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at May 30, 2018 07:14 AM (S6Pax)
No?
Well how would you like this one delivered anyway? I recommend direct injection or we can beat around the bush first. Your choice.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Big Sausage Pizza Deliveryman at May 30, 2018 07:15 AM (Z+WmK)
Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:15 AM (mk9aG)
The Hoggs of the world will be in a world of hurt if this country ever sustains an EMP attack.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 04:28 AM (7T5tR)
I still get a road map every year from HOG, Harley Owners Group. I stick it in one of my saddlebags just in case I need it. I've never really had a problem getting anywhere in this country just by reading the road signs.
Posted by: Bill R. at May 30, 2018 07:15 AM (IuYIh)
I doubt it would be better then the young girl with Downs at my McD's that will ask you if you would like some more coffee.
Posted by: Bruce at May 30, 2018 07:16 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:05 AM (mk9aG)
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I'd be more surprised if they don't. They've already shown what they'll do, and there's big money in that.
I'm guessing the two "investors" are already out of court millionaires.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 07:16 AM (VgKNm)
We can make it bigger. Dumber. Woker (is that even a word? meh). More dependent upon the good will of the Ministry of Truth.
The Six Million dollar leftist Potemkin show
Posted by: History books scare me at May 30, 2018 07:17 AM (GYX1g)
...attendees could bid to join Bill on a Clinton Foundation trip to the Caribbean
He'll show you the BEST pedo bars and FREE clinics (to clear up that stinging when you pee) where the staffs are discrete and accomodating.
Back on board ship, EVERYONE gets a chance to dine with the Captain, Billy "Krystal Meth" Kristol and his lovely sidekick, Yeggs "Deadbeat" McMuffin.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2018 07:17 AM (NoLse)
Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:15 AM (mk9aG)
______
I'm trying to organize a fap in with Shep and Hogg.
We could do it at Starbucks, but anywhere public works.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - butt naked at May 30, 2018 07:17 AM (Z+WmK)
Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:17 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Colin at May 30, 2018 07:18 AM (Gf6ya)
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I'm guessing he's thinking of the laws democrats put in place to make voting more difficult for blacks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Black Americans used to vote Republican. The Southern Democrats...ie, Dixiecrats, developed all kinds of means to prevent them from voting. Black Americans/African Americans still voted up North.
But Meecham's comment will go unchallenged, because...so what? He could say the sky is green because of Trump, and thousands would re-tweet it.
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 30, 2018 07:19 AM (S6Pax)
________________________
Trump's disgraceful treatment of "immigrant" children, as demonstrated by photos of caged [illegal alien] children during the Obama administration?
Curious how in the lefty outrage over those Obama photos (which they assumed were Trump photos), nobody mentioned the fact that it was Obama who put out the invitation to the third world to send their "unaccompanied" children across the U.S. border. All part of his attempt to "fundamentally transform" America by making it more "brown." It was Obama, and the kids' parents, who put them at risk. The ones in the "cages" were lucky. They'd been intercepted by the U.S. government, and were placed in air-conditioned buildings, fed, and looked after. Many others were not so lucky. They were raped, tortured, or killed by cartel members, or used as drug mules, on their dangerous trek into the U.S. so that their illegal alien mommy and daddy could use them as defense against deportation.
Posted by: Random commenter at May 30, 2018 07:20 AM (fqUgw)
to vote until 1965 as a slam on President Trump's claim that blacks
have been voting for Democrats for 100 years.
===================================
Well, John Meecham is a poorly educated dumb-shit who is ignorant of the history he thinks he is talking about. Having grown up in the south during the days it was a Democrat stronghold you would think he would equate the word "Republican" with increased freedom and inclusiveness, values he says he prefers and that history teaches him are Republican virtues, but either he doesn't understand the history or he's just such an ideological lefty that he thinks he can get away with lying on national TV.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 30, 2018 07:20 AM (x0jsg)
Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:21 AM (mk9aG)
Oh, and Disney did this the same week they dug up Keef Olbermann for another try. Yeah, Disney cares about hateful speech.
Keffum stars in "Rubber Ducky Tales", featuring him in the bathtub, of course.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2018 07:22 AM (NoLse)
Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 07:25 AM (K/7cS)
Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:26 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2018 07:26 AM (SjImc)
s the term "Starbucks Lottery Winner" becomes a part of the American Urban language.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 07:27 AM (EyPfd)
But Meecham's comment will go unchallenged, because...so what? He could say the sky is green because of Trump, and thousands would re-tweet it.
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 30, 2018 07:19 AM (S6Pax)
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It's fascinating to go look up when southern states elected their first Republican governors.
It's almost like schools don't teach history for some weird reason.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 07:31 AM (VgKNm)
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Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)