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Anker Sleeping boy in hay.jpg

Schlafender Knabe im Heu (Sleeping Boy In The Hay)
Albert Anker

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Wake up.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 15, 2018 09:22 AM (xBSm0)

2 Kinda young to be that drunk.

Posted by: HH at May 15, 2018 09:22 AM (mIJBI)

3 He's dead jim.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 09:22 AM (9Om/r)

4 He'll have bug bites all over.

Posted by: BignJames at May 15, 2018 09:22 AM (0+nbW)

5 Cow is in the corn.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 15, 2018 09:23 AM (xBSm0)

6 That. Is. So. HAWT !!!

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 15, 2018 09:23 AM (fiGNd)

7 Someone stole his shoes....

Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2018 09:23 AM (Enq6K)

8 Alternate Title: "Harry Reid's Roophy Kool-Aid."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 15, 2018 09:24 AM (O7MnT)

9 You know ... when I put something up like that Harry Reid sock ... I make DAMN SURE to double-check the nic.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:25 AM (fiGNd)

10 Sleeping Boy Sessions In The Hay

Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 09:25 AM (r9UYA)

11 *suppresses inappropriate sniper comment*

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at May 15, 2018 09:26 AM (NloWy)

12 Sniper got 'im.

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2018 09:26 AM (xjiRE)

13 The Outlaw Josey Bales

Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2018 09:26 AM (m45I2)

14 Apparently, Ivanka has begun killing people in Israel.

https://bit.ly/2KsbHv7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2018 09:26 AM (+y/Ru)

15 Damn! I was beaten to the Harry Reid joke!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 15, 2018 09:26 AM (rdl6o)

16 Jeff Sessions Circa 1955.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2018 09:27 AM (xqfqx)

17 the tyke jus got the Chicago screw tax ,aka rob peter to pay paul so mary gets f'd.

Posted by: hazy cosmic jive at May 15, 2018 09:27 AM (WX+x0)

18 It's pretty well lit. He'd have found some hay in the shade if he weren't completely exhausted.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 15, 2018 09:27 AM (fuK7c)

19 Schlafend knabe is gonna get an ass whoopin.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 15, 2018 09:27 AM (xBSm0)

20 Pretty hopeless at Patterico now. It's all point-and-splutter Trump hate.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2018 09:27 AM (mk9aG)

21 Barefoot boy on a farm? I'd expect the soles of his feet to be more heavily calloused and dirty.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2018 09:28 AM (m45I2)

22 That is so nice. Ah, the innocence of youth sleeping after a morning full of chores.

Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 09:28 AM (hyuyC)

23 I would love to be able to sleep like that again.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 09:28 AM (hMwEB)

24 Damn! I was beaten to the Harry Reid joke!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 15, 2018 09:26 AM (rdl6o)


Twice.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:28 AM (fiGNd)

25 I would love to be able to sleep like that again.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 09:28 AM (hMwEB)


How much are you willing to pay ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:29 AM (fiGNd)

26 It isn't art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 15, 2018 09:29 AM (CPk08)

27 You know ... when I put something up like that Harry Reid sock ... I make DAMN SURE to double-check the nic.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:25 AM (fiGNd)


Its why I don't use socks. The failures would be epic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 09:29 AM (9Om/r)

28 Jeff Sessions: The Early Years?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 09:29 AM (WFV7d)

29 Barefoot boy on a farm? I'd expect the soles of his feet to be more heavily calloused and dirty.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2018 09:28 AM (m45I2)

Must be a model.....there's no chicken shit between his toes.

Posted by: BignJames at May 15, 2018 09:30 AM (0+nbW)

30 Who think's he's

A. Drunk
B. Dead
C. Snoozing


(Just taking a quick straw poll)

Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2018 09:31 AM (m45I2)

31 Cow is in the corn.


Wounds my heart with a monotonous rancor.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 15, 2018 09:31 AM (QQ+il)

32 From CTH:

John Solomon Discusses FBI Approaching Oleg Deripaska in September 2016, for Help Framing Trump - Russia Investigation...

Video of Solomon on Ingraham's show last night (scroll down). Fascinating/unbelievable stuff....

http://tinyurl.com/ycheu6g4

Side note: Does ANY Fox News show host NOT take 10 minutes to ask a question of their guest? I think Laura is the worst.

Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2018 09:31 AM (Enq6K)

33 Pizza boy down

Posted by: John Podesta at May 15, 2018 09:31 AM (FZYNt)

34 25 I would love to be able to sleep like that again.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 09:28 AM (hMwEB)

How much are you willing to pay ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:29 AM (fiGNd)


It's the waking up that's an issue.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at May 15, 2018 09:31 AM (CPk08)

35 Jeff Sessions: The Early Years?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 09:29 AM (WFV7d)



I chuckled out loud.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 15, 2018 09:31 AM (QQ+il)

36 Dead - Drunk AND Snoozing!

Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2018 09:31 AM (xqfqx)

37
An encounter with barney frank.

Posted by: Soothi With Just An i Because It's Cutesy at May 15, 2018 09:32 AM (/taq2)

38 11
*suppresses inappropriate sniper comment*

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at May 15, 2018 09:26 AM (NloWy)


12
Sniper got 'im.

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2018 09:26 AM (xjiRE)



Gotta love how that played out. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 09:32 AM (9Om/r)

39 28 Jeff Sessions: The Early Years?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 09:29 AM (WFV7d)

*snort*

Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2018 09:32 AM (Enq6K)

40 Damn! I was beaten to the Harry Reid joke!

Someone had to.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 15, 2018 09:32 AM (O7MnT)

41 Too many clothes and not enough bondage.

Posted by: Teh Podesta Bothers at May 15, 2018 09:32 AM (8SG/h)

42 Mostly peaceful Paleostinian protester:


Batya Ungar-Sargon
@bungarsargon
On @NPR, @NPRinskeep just asked a Gazan with a kite w a swastika on it what it means to him. "The Jews go crazy when you mention Hitler." Steve Inskeep asked if he knows the Israelis are using the swastikas to discredit Gazans. "It's what we mean. We want them to burn," he said.

The amazing thing is that NPR approached telling the truth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2018 09:32 AM (+y/Ru)

43 I looked up the artist. Unlike many **cough, cough** Lucian Freud, he was a lifelong success, honored by his peers and grateful customers. And without a messy personal life.

Evidently he is still appreciated in Switzerland even today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 09:33 AM (hyuyC)

44 Its why I don't use socks. The failures would be epic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 09:29 AM (9Om/r).



You'll never make the Wall of Shame with that attitude.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 15, 2018 09:33 AM (QQ+il)

45 Sleeping Boy In The Hay....


....found daddy's hooch.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 09:33 AM (RkYsP)

46 That farm boy groped me! I'm tellin' ya, he was all Hans!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2018 09:33 AM (m45I2)

47 A. Drunk
B. Dead
C. Snoozing


(Just taking a quick straw poll)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2018 09:31 AM (m45I2)

Obligatory: "He's not drunk, Clem. I saw him move."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 09:33 AM (WFV7d)

48 Warum "knabe" und nicht "Junge"?

Older word, the intertubes tell me.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 15, 2018 09:33 AM (mtfdF)

49 VM,
I'm with you there. I can't think of the last time I sleep well and woke up feeling refreshed.... I think those days are long, long gone...*sigh*

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 15, 2018 09:34 AM (9iLHi)

50 How much are you willing to pay ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:29 AM (fiGNd)

*backs away slowly*

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 09:34 AM (hMwEB)

51 A young Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2018 09:34 AM (ATVNj)

52 Very sweet.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 09:35 AM (lwiT4)

53 obviously heat stroke.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 15, 2018 09:35 AM (+Dllb)

54 laying like that is just inviting a scorpion to crawl up your pant leg, except here in Saskatchewan

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 15, 2018 09:35 AM (FZYNt)

55 Its why I don't use socks. The failures would be epic.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 15, 2018 09:35 AM (mtfdF)

56 Cow is in the corn.



The chair is against the wall.
John has a long mustache.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 09:35 AM (RkYsP)

57
Sarah McCammon NPR
@sarahmccammon
Overheard in DC: "I could never live in a rural area, some random-ass city, like Wisconsin."

Wisconsin, the Biggest Little City In Nowheresville!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2018 09:35 AM (+y/Ru)

58 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone likened the sleeping lad to Jeff Sessions yet?

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at May 15, 2018 09:36 AM (QQ+il)

59 Too much winning. That darned Trump.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 15, 2018 09:36 AM (Dp6qK)

60 sock fail > reposting entire thread

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 15, 2018 09:36 AM (FZYNt)

61 Spoken Dutch sounds like the speaker is clearing his throat.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 15, 2018 09:36 AM (xOga2)

62 Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 09:28 AM (hyuyC)

My pleasure!

By the way, I saw your stats on the German's (lack of) readiness. That was pretty surprising. Maybe Poland should grab some of Germany...it would be easy for them!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2018 09:36 AM (wYseH)

63 I like this *yawn* painting. Makes me want zzzzzzzzzz
*drool*

Posted by: Jeff Sessionszzzzzz at May 15, 2018 09:36 AM (EZSQ8)

64 Well, alrighty then.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 09:37 AM (EyPfd)

65 >>Side note: Does ANY Fox News show host NOT take 10 minutes to ask a question of their guest? I think Laura is the worst.

Drives me nuts. On the one hand Hannity and Ingraham get some of the best guests. On the other hand they are both almost impossible to listen to.

I spend most of their shows screaming Shut the F@ck Up at the tv.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 09:37 AM (/tuJf)

66 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone likened the sleeping lad to Jeff Sessions yet?

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at May 15, 2018 09:36 AM (QQ+il)

Probably half the country.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 09:37 AM (9Om/r)

67 "I could never live in a rural area, some random-ass city, like Wisconsin."
===============


As if the City of Wisconsin would have you.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 09:37 AM (lwiT4)

68 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone likened the sleeping lad to Jeff Sessions yet?

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at May 15, 2018 09:36 AM (QQ+il)

Took all of 10 posts.

Posted by: BignJames at May 15, 2018 09:37 AM (0+nbW)

69 >>>>By the way, I saw your stats on the German's (lack
of) readiness. That was pretty surprising. Maybe Poland should grab some
of Germany...it would be easy for them!




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2018 09:36 AM
.
.
.The Michigan National Guard could conquer Germany all by itself.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 15, 2018 09:38 AM (+Dllb)

70
CenTexMoMee aftermath...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2018 09:38 AM (XWkhW)

71 Drives me nuts. On the one hand Hannity and Ingraham get some of the best guests. On the other hand they are both almost impossible to listen to.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 09:37 AM (/tuJf)


Laura Ingraham is not for listenin'. Laura Ingraham is for lookin'.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:38 AM (fiGNd)

72 You know, if he wore those pants a little lower on his hips the legs might cover his ankles. Just a suggestion.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2018 09:38 AM (m45I2)

73 Children are so cute when they sleep. Totally relaxed, not a care in the world.

Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2018 09:39 AM (jm1YL)

74 By the way, I saw your stats on the German's (lack of) readiness. That was pretty surprising. Maybe Poland should grab some of Germany...it would be easy for them!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2018 09:36 AM (wYseH)

Maybe they could occupy East Prussia, or Danzig.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 09:39 AM (WFV7d)

75 42 those wacky joos eh

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 09:39 AM (hMwEB)

76 It no Rothko.

Posted by: johnd01 at May 15, 2018 09:39 AM (ukNFU)

77 As if the City of Wisconsin would have you.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 09:37 AM (lwiT4)


The Southern Suburb, Beloit, was nice.

Their wimminz seemed to like the Kentucky/East Tennessee accent.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:39 AM (fiGNd)

78 CharlieBrown'sDildo

Well, I just posted results of the German Defense Secretary from late 2017. Probably worse now.

And yes, Poland can invade Germany now. But why? There are too many Islamics and not enough hot Finnish women.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (hyuyC)

79 Just like the picture and appreciate people who don't feel a need to go with the pedophile route with every darn picture of a child that's posted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (tpDAe)

80

Dear Lord, please obliterate Turkey, Iran, and Hamas. Amen.

Posted by: Soothi With Just An i Because It's Cutesy at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (/taq2)

81 Reminds me of when Urchin #3 fell asleep on top of the dog. Not a care in the world.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (lwiT4)

82
By the way, I saw your stats on the German's (lack
of) readiness. That was pretty surprising. Maybe Poland should grab some
of Germany...it would be easy for them!




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2018 09:36 AM
.
.
.The Michigan National Guard could conquer Germany all by itself.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 15, 2018 09:38 AM (+Dllb)








French Lick, Indiana Boy Scout Troop 325

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (XWkhW)

83 Drives me nuts. On the one hand Hannity and Ingraham get some of the best guests. On the other hand they are both almost impossible to listen to.

I spend most of their shows screaming Shut the F@ck Up at the tv.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 09:37 AM (/tuJf)


My favorite is when they take forever to ask a question, then say, "Can you respond quickly...we're up against a hard break."

Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (Enq6K)

84 Kid got into Uncle Fritz's stash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (ggAgX)

85 Warum "knabe" und nicht "Junge"?


Yes, older word as the intertubes tell you.

In the original version of silent night it goes "holder Knabe mit lockigem Haar" (lovely boy with curly hair).

Knabe comes from the same root as Knave, though the meanings have wandered apart.

Bube is also an antiquated word for boy, which wandered into several Yiddish versions and somehow found its way to hillbilly Bubba.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (fuK7c)

86 French Lick, Indiana Boy Scout Troop 325
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


FIFY

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (FZYNt)

87 So sweet. It reminds of that time in the country when I was young and "uncle" came to visit.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 15, 2018 09:41 AM (ZW/qR)

88 Anker is a wonderful artist in the same vein as the Scandi painters like Carlsson. Delightful, pleasant scenes, plenty of small details that in the end emphasize the people, vibrant colors without being garrish. No wonder these artists were so popular in their time and continue to be.

Anker also was known for his still life works. The two shown on his Wiki page are damn near photographic in their accuracy. What elevates these still life paintings is the eye catching use of light and enhanced hues that take them beyond a photo into ideal.

Thanks,CBD. I want to know more about this artist.

Posted by: JTB at May 15, 2018 09:41 AM (V+03K)

89 Mu bet is that kid worked awfully hard to earn that comfortable sleep. Good for him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 15, 2018 09:41 AM (rBnYq)

90 Laura Ingraham is not for listenin'. Laura Ingraham is for lookin'.


This needs to be a Lone Watie sock.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 15, 2018 09:41 AM (QQ+il)

91 30 Who think's he's

A. Drunk
B. Dead
C. Snoozing


(Just taking a quick straw poll)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2018 09:31 AM (m45I2)

Schlafender. He got up at cock-crow (shut up you pre-verts), did his chores, Daddy's out on the back 40, Mom's chatting with the neighbor lady so he's grabbing a nap in the straw before Mom wakes him up and makes him do stuff.

Posted by: joncelli, yet again pillaging MST3K Like the Sea Peoples at May 15, 2018 09:41 AM (RD7QR)

92 Just like the picture and appreciate people who don't feel a need to go with the pedophile route with every darn picture of a child that's posted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (tpDAe)


I can't help it ... they're all just so squeezeable.

Got any workout tips ?

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 15, 2018 09:41 AM (fiGNd)

93 Hey that's me right now.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 15, 2018 09:42 AM (72PAC)

94 87 So sweet. It reminds of that time in the country when I was young and "uncle" came to visit.
Posted by: Bill Kristol

Do you think it's alright, to leave the boy with Uncle Ernie

Posted by: P.Townshend at May 15, 2018 09:42 AM (FZYNt)

95 30 Who think's he's

A. Drunk
B. Dead
C. Snoozing

Lungful of Purple Kush.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 15, 2018 09:42 AM (3dsTO)

96 I would love to be able to sleep like that again.

Every once in a while, if I'm sore and I need to sleep, I take a muscle relaxer.

I sleep like the dead and wake up feeling like seven million bucks.

Talk to your GP.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 09:42 AM (iv0p7)

97 The Dem Party after Horowitz releases his report, followed by indictments out of the Sessions/Huber camp. KNOCKOUT

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 15, 2018 09:42 AM (m7LQK)

98 So, you were looking at me the whole time I was sleeping?

You are freaking me out, Uncle Albert.

Posted by: Boy In The Hay at May 15, 2018 09:43 AM (ATVNj)

99 We have a lot of family dairy farms around here. I could totally see this scene happening IRL. Those people work awfully hard.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 09:43 AM (lwiT4)

100 91 joncelli, yet again pillaging MST3K Like the Sea People

^^^
This!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 09:43 AM (hyuyC)

101 >>My favorite is when they take forever to ask a question, then say, "Can you respond quickly...we're up against a hard break."

Ha. Almost as bad is when they ask a question and then immediately start talking over the guest before they can answer.

For those who are interested in some more twisted ties between Hillary and Oleg Deripaska this is a great piece. Kind of a slog to read but worth it.

https://tinyurl.com/y7rjrmgd

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (/tuJf)

102 96 I would love to be able to sleep like that again.

Call me.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (ATVNj)

103 Got any workout tips ?
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 15, 2018 09:41 AM (fiGNd)

You don't want to hear my "exercise tip" Mr. sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (tpDAe)

104 Spoken Dutch sounds like the speaker is clearing his throat.


********


I think you mean Phlegmish.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (m45I2)

105 "It's what we mean. We want them to burn," he said.

The amazing thing is that NPR approached telling the truth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2018 09:32 AM (+y/Ru)

You know, I've been waiting and waiting for someone to stand up when challenged for saying something "offensive" and say, "well, yeah! I MEANT to offend them! That was the whole point!", instead of knuckling under and apologizing/grovelling immediately.

It's just a damned shame it had to be some garbage ass pali joo-hating scumbag who does it.

Even when you win, you lose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (BRvh1)

106 My favorite is when they take forever to ask a question, then say, "Can you respond quickly...we're up against a hard break."

Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (Enq6K)

I wish that just once Hannity would go into the jobs he did before he got into radio. I've always wondered...

Posted by: Timon at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (NTM5E)

107 Oh hell yes!! That's the ONLY way to work.
That boy is an honorary member of the CHOOM gang!

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (ZW/qR)

108 FenelonSpoke

Thank you. Only 5 days of school left for me. I hope your son's graduation is soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (hyuyC)

109 Laura Ingraham is not for listenin'. Laura Ingraham is for lookin'.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:38 AM (fiGNd)


If thats the case, I'm guessing Kimberly Guilfoyle is reserved for the seriously nasty thoughts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (9Om/r)

110 Hello horde!

Since I turned yesterday's morning report into a pity party, I want to report that I feel much better today!

I hope the rest of the horde is too.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (hMwEB)

111 If thats the case, I'm guessing Kimberly Guilfoyle is reserved for the seriously nasty thoughts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (9Om/r)

Wait, I thought she was reserved for Trump Jr?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 15, 2018 09:45 AM (72PAC)

112 If thats the case, I'm guessing Kimberly Guilfoyle is reserved for the seriously nasty thoughts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

look under Bishop, beating the

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 15, 2018 09:45 AM (FZYNt)

113 Hell, the local SCA chapter alone could probably take Bavaria. (They wouldn't get much farther after the beer started flowing.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 15, 2018 09:46 AM (AM1GF)

114 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (hyuyC)

Glad you will be finished. FenSpouse has a ways to go yet.

We start school later (after Labor day) so boy doesn't graduate till June 21st. Thanks for asking

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 09:46 AM (tpDAe)

115 >>>Sleeping Boy In The Hay

If only!

Posted by: Harry Hay at May 15, 2018 09:46 AM (/qEW2)

116 The guy got a shirt.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 09:47 AM (fA1SL)

117 Speaking of Bavaria, I wish Heather Radish would check in.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 09:47 AM (lwiT4)

118 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:38 AM (fiGNd)

If thats the case, I'm guessing Kimberly Guilfoyle is reserved for the seriously nasty thoughts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 09:44 AM (9Om/r)


Lets not bullshit each other ... about 1/10 of the 18-50 female population is in my spank bank.

So Kim getting in my nasty thoughts ? Not really a high bar to clear.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:47 AM (fiGNd)

119 He got up at cock-crow (shut up you pre-verts), did
his chores, Daddy's out on the back 40, Mom's chatting with the
neighbor lady so he's grabbing a nap in the straw before Mom wakes him
up and makes him do stuff.

Posted by: joncelli, yet again pillaging MST3K Like the Sea Peoples at May 15, 2018 09:41 AM (RD7QR)


Life before electricity.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 09:47 AM (9Om/r)

120 I think the horde can relate to this Anker piece:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y76kp4w5

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 09:47 AM (iv0p7)

121 Jeff Sessions, the early years..

Posted by: Catman at May 15, 2018 09:48 AM (tVk5p)

122 Lets not bullshit each other ... about 1/10 of the 18-50 female population is in my spank bank.



So Kim getting in my nasty thoughts ? Not really a high bar to clear.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:47 AM (fiGNd)


But only so few make the 1000 year list. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 09:49 AM (9Om/r)

123 true story...Albert Anker found this peaceful subject while out for a walk on a beautiful Friday morning. He took out his brushes, palette and started painting. Lo and behold, he was then disturbed from his craft by church bells sounding alarm. Then a crowd showed up at the barn. Upon further examination, the doctor in the crowd determined that they boy was dead. Albert Anker was immediately arrested for murder.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 09:49 AM (bUjCl)

124 95 30 Who think's he's

A. Drunk
B. Dead
C. Snoozing

Lungful of Purple Kush.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 15, 2018 09:42 AM (3dsTO)

Ace is missing out on the sweet life that garrett's barn has to offer.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 09:49 AM (8SG/h)

125 French Lick, Indiana Boy Scout Troop 325
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (XWkhW)

Hey, conquering German would be easy.

All you gotta do is stroll up to a guardhouse at the border, point at the horizon and yell "Oh my gawd is that a brown person with a bomb vest on??!?!", and all the guards will shove their heads in the sand quicker than you can say "Eine Elke hat' mein' schwester gebissen". Then just stroll right on in.

Wie sagt man "easy peasy" auf Kraut?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2018 09:49 AM (BRvh1)

126 >>> 70
CenTexMoMee aftermath...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2018 09:38 AM (XWkhW)

Needs some empty bottles and/or brass in the pic.

Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at May 15, 2018 09:49 AM (rqRwi)

127 UPDATED REVIEW Cannes: Massive Cheers for Spike Lee Film Attack on Trump, Racism in Film Ties 70s to Charlottesville

Well, isn't that special?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2018 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)

128 Kimberly G cant hold a candle to Carly Shimkus!

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 15, 2018 09:49 AM (m7LQK)

129 Kimberly G cant hold a candle to Carly Shimkus!

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 15, 2018 09:49 AM (m7LQK)


Never heard of her ... googled ... A One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:50 AM (fiGNd)

130
Carnage at Searchlight, Nevada

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2018 09:51 AM (pNxlR)

131 The guy got a shirt.

Had to give it back after the painting was done.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 15, 2018 09:51 AM (xBSm0)

132 Kids these days!

Bernie Sanders son: Trump doing 'incredible job' boosting voter self-esteem...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2018 09:51 AM (+y/Ru)

133 100+ comments, and noone have made a "roll in the hay" comment?

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2018 09:51 AM (ctuyM)

134 129 Kimberly G cant hold a candle to Carly Shimkus!

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 15, 2018 09:49 AM (m7LQK)

Never heard of her ... googled ... A One.
Posted by: ScoggDog

Great googly-moogly

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 15, 2018 09:52 AM (FZYNt)

135 Cute kitties picture:

https://tinyurl.com/ybo233qu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 09:52 AM (tpDAe)

136 Huh. Fox 9 Minneapolis....at least once a week, a civilian passenger hauls about one million in cash thru the MSP airport.

https://tinyurl.com/y8vv5o4s

Its source? Taxpayers. Its destination? Guess.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 09:53 AM (fA1SL)

137 120 I think the horde can relate to this Anker piece:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y76kp4w5
Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 09:47 AM (iv0p7)

I know *hic* I know *hic* I can......I ain't no ways tarred lik e that boy thur.....

Nobody knows...the troubles I seeeeee'd....

Nobody knowssszz.....like Jayzusssss......

Posted by: Hilarity Klintoon, D-Runk at May 15, 2018 09:54 AM (Bqoi/)

138 Adorable kitten:

https://tinyurl.com/y856wue4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 09:54 AM (tpDAe)

139 Triage: Wounded, unconscious, not yet treated. If he was terminal, he'd be in the "recovery position."

Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 15, 2018 09:55 AM (Bdeb0)

140 Dana Perino, last I checked, was solidly back as a One.

She took a time there where she was porking out. They put her in jeans and sat her behind the table on The Five.

Last I looked ? Back in the skirts, on full display.

Nice job, Dana. Now, be quiet. Don't ruin the moment.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:55 AM (fiGNd)

141 137 120 I think the horde can relate to this Anker piece:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y76kp4w5
Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 09:47 AM (iv0p7)

I know *hic* I know *hic* I can......I ain't no ways tarred lik e that boy thur.....

Nobody knows...the troubles I seeeeee'd....

Nobody knowssszz.....like Jayzusssss......
Posted by: Hilarity Klintoon, D-Runk at May 15, 2018 09:54 AM (Bqoi/)

Still Life of Proto-Moron With Warm-Up Drink

Posted by: joncelli, yet again pillaging MST3K Like the Sea Peoples at May 15, 2018 09:55 AM (RD7QR)

142 "I would love to be able to sleep like that again." I'd love to be able to poop like I did at that age again.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2018 09:55 AM (mk9aG)

143 No time like the present.

Pope says he's thought about when it's time to 'take leave'...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2018 09:55 AM (+y/Ru)

144 140 Dana Perino, last I checked, was solidly back as a One.

She took a time there where she was porking out. They put her in jeans and sat her behind the table on The Five.

Last I looked ? Back in the skirts, on full display.

Nice job, Dana. Now, be quiet. Don't ruin the moment.
Posted by: ScoggDog

Yep, she's got it going on, right up until she opens her mouth

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 15, 2018 09:55 AM (FZYNt)

145 This should settle the Ginger/Mary Ann argument for all time.

Mary Ann today:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7h4fl5u

Ginger today:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yagtjcpk

Posted by: IrishEi at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (HiDrR)

146 "100+ comments, and noone have made a "roll in the hay" comment?

It's like I don't even know you anymore."

He's no Teri Garr

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (EyPfd)

147 I can't bear to watch Dana Perino anymore. She's insufferable.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (lwiT4)

148 143
REMOVE RED POPE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (fA1SL)

149 What's up with the Popes retiring? Getting soft. Usually they are in harness up to death.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (hyuyC)

150 I am not worried about fouling up with socks, as much as I am about the accidental entry/copy-paste of something from other tabs I have open...

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 09:57 AM (bUjCl)

151 Yep, she's got it going on, right up until she opens her mouth

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 15, 2018 09:55 AM (FZYNt)


Loves her some "W". If I was Laura - I'd put the stops on that shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:57 AM (fiGNd)

152 You don't have to live like a refugee.

Soros Foundation Quits Hungary Under Govt Pressure...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2018 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)

153 So that boy is an Anker baby?

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at May 15, 2018 09:57 AM (/qEW2)

154 This dog picture made me laugh:

https://tinyurl.com/yab5qrvl

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 09:57 AM (tpDAe)

155 I can't bear to watch Dana Perino anymore. She's insufferable.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (lwiT4)


Dana's not for the listenin'. Dana's for the lookin'.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:58 AM (fiGNd)

156 no, nothing raunchy, just proprietary

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 09:58 AM (bUjCl)

157 "Ginger today:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yagtjcpk"

*SPIT*


Yikes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 09:58 AM (EyPfd)

158 Mary Ann today:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7h4fl5u



Ginger today:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yagtjcpk

Posted by: IrishEi at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (HiDrR)
===============

Oh my.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 09:59 AM (lwiT4)

159 I am not worried about fouling up with socks, as much as I am about the accidental entry/copy-paste of something from other tabs I have open...

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 09:57 AM (bUjCl)


Did ANYBODY have any suspicion that "runner" was actually Kurt Eichenwald ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:59 AM (fiGNd)

160 There's such a thing as too much tanning, folks.

Posted by: joncelli, yet again pillaging MST3K Like the Sea Peoples at May 15, 2018 09:59 AM (RD7QR)

161 Mary Ann, more than ever.

Ginger chose poorly ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 10:00 AM (hyuyC)

162 This should settle the Ginger/Mary Ann argument for all time.


No. How you held up is important, but not definitive as to what you were at the time.

Ginger showed bewbs, Maryanne didn't.

SSFW: https://bit.ly/2IpEpMj

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 15, 2018 10:01 AM (fuK7c)

163 He's no Teri Garr
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (EyPfd)


Oh, I don't know.

Posted by: Brittany Zamora at May 15, 2018 10:01 AM (CPk08)

164 There's a seventy-year old dude with money out there, somewhere, that would hit Mary Anne and Ginger as-is like the Hammer of Thor.

Like alot of things, the Binary Scale is Relative. That's just how shit works.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:01 AM (fiGNd)

165 160 There's such a thing as too much tanning, folks.
____________________________________

That's what I have been saying.

Posted by: Jesus from Yesterday's Painting With John the Baptist at May 15, 2018 10:01 AM (ATVNj)

166 128 Kimberly G cant hold a candle to Carly Shimkus!
Posted by: rockysan99 at May 15, 2018 09:49 AM (m7LQK)

https://www.wikifeet.com/Carley_Shimkus

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 10:01 AM (8SG/h)

167 Dana's not for the listenin'. Dana's for the lookin'.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:58 AM (fiGNd)

Have to give props to Ainsley Earhardt for that. I don't think I can remember anything she said. All auxiliary power immediately goes to the eyes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 10:02 AM (9Om/r)

168 Southwest Airlines: Most of the time, we'll get you there!

Posted by: Southwest Airlines at May 15, 2018 10:02 AM (vDqXW)

169 wikifeet?

what have i been doing with my life...

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 15, 2018 10:02 AM (FZYNt)

170 Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 09:47 AM (lwiT4)

She's on Twitter. Seems to be doing okay.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2018 10:03 AM (rp9xB)

171
Ginger today:


https://preview.tinyurl.com/yagtjcpk



Posted by: IrishEi at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (HiDrR)
===============



Holy mother of god....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 10:03 AM (9Om/r)

172 168. You'll be hearing from our attorneys. IP is very valuable, blyat. -Aeroflot 1996

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 10:03 AM (fA1SL)

173 Huh. Fox 9 Minneapolis....at least once a week, a civilian passenger hauls about one million in cash thru the MSP airport.

Apparently one big source of the funds is daycare fraud.

Freaking amazing. My kid is in daycare at a really nice grandma's home. The state certification people are up her butt ALL THE TIME. The latest from the gub'mint is that she spends too much time teaching the kids!

How are these daycare centers not getting busted all the time is a mystery to me. My kid's daycare had to take out a five foot tall swing set that was in great working order because ... ? and the daycare centers over in MN are getting away with ghost kids?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 10:03 AM (iv0p7)

174 Ginger, meth is a powerful drug.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 15, 2018 10:03 AM (pw+jk)

175 >145
This should settle the Ginger/Mary Ann argument for all time.



Mary Ann today:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7h4fl5u



Ginger today:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yagtjcpk

Posted by: IrishEi at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (HiDrR)


I see I have been on the right side of that argument since I was a lad.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2018 10:04 AM (sjdRT)

176 I would love to see Anker do illustrations for Huck Finn.

The only discordent note about today's picture is realizing that the art, done with the same skill and subjects, would be ridiculed in 'art' circles. And some people, mostly young, wonder why I enjoy art and literature so much, especially compared to most of the last 80 years.

Posted by: JTB at May 15, 2018 10:04 AM (V+03K)

177 173. Because Somali.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 10:04 AM (fA1SL)

178 Have to give props to Ainsley Earhardt for that. I don't think I can remember anything she said. All auxiliary power immediately goes to the eyes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2018 10:02 AM (9Om/r)


Dude ... I don't care that she's a shrill Leftist tool.

We were leaving the hotel lobby for the airport last week, CNN was on, and Alisyn Camerota had some dye-blonde highlights going with those Dirty Librarian MILF glasses ...

... oh yeah. Yes, please.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:04 AM (fiGNd)

179 She's on Twitter. Seems to be doing okay.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2018 10:03 AM (rp9xB)
================

Oh good. Thanks.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 10:04 AM (lwiT4)

180 God at work-an " Our Daily Bread" devotional

https://odb.org

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:05 AM (tpDAe)

181

Why aren't I first again you might ask...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 15, 2018 10:05 AM (mPeei)

182 See that wood behind the kid? Yeah, that's teak, and that barefoot boy stole it from me.

Posted by: Chan at May 15, 2018 10:05 AM (FJXGr)

183 How are these daycare centers not getting busted all
the time is a mystery to me. My kid's daycare had to take out a five
foot tall swing set that was in great working order because ... ? and
the daycare centers over in MN are getting away with ghost kids?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 10:03 AM (iv0p7)

===========
Somali privilege.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 15, 2018 10:05 AM (pw+jk)

184 Hey, conquering German would be easy.



All you gotta do is stroll up to a guardhouse at the border, point
at the horizon and yell "Oh my gawd is that a brown person with a bomb
vest on??!?!", and all the guards will shove their heads in the sand
quicker than you can say "Eine Elke hat' mein' schwester gebissen".
Then just stroll right on in.



Wie sagt man "easy peasy" auf Kraut?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2018 09:49 AM (BRvh1)




C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia Germany. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out
again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia Germany. It's like going
into Wisconsin.

Posted by: John Wingerwalski at May 15, 2018 10:06 AM (QLvwG)

185 How are these daycare centers not getting busted all the time is a mystery to me. My kid's daycare had to take out a five foot tall swing set that was in great working order because ... ? and the daycare centers over in MN are getting away with ghost kids?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 10:03 AM (iv0p7)

Somalis. Being muzzies, and "refugees", they have a license to commit crimes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 10:06 AM (WFV7d)

186 171

Ginger today:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/yagtjcpk





Posted by: IrishEi at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (HiDrR)


I wouldn't hit that, if she were the last one on the island.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 15, 2018 10:06 AM (EfEQe)

187 I let out a loud audible "holy shit!" when I clicked on the Ginger link.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 10:07 AM (8SG/h)

188 It's like going into Wisconsin.

Posted by: John Wingerwalski at May 15, 2018 10:06 AM (QLvwG)


Biggest little city in the US. That door-to-door fighting can be rough shit.

Don't underestimate the Cheese-Heads in an Urban Defensive Battle on their own territory.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:07 AM (fiGNd)

189 138 Adorable kitten

Cat has his claws out and is looking up like, "I will gut you, human."

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 10:07 AM (iv0p7)

190 160 There's such a thing as too much tanning, folks.
--------

Pfft.

Posted by: George Hamilton at May 15, 2018 10:07 AM (FJXGr)

191 I wish you guys would quit posting pictures of women. I cannot read the content and my cereal is getting soggy.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 10:07 AM (0tfLf)

192 Damn! I was beaten to the Harry Reid joke!
That's what I said!

Posted by: Master Schneiderman, slave at May 15, 2018 10:08 AM (Evws/)

193 I wouldn't hit that, if she were the last one on the island.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 15, 2018 10:06 AM (EfEQe)


Move over, Sonny-Boy !!!

Posted by: Seventy Year Old Dude On The Island at May 15, 2018 10:08 AM (fiGNd)

194 Stop me before I flash avain!

SNAP: Man strips naked because BURGER KING closed...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2018 10:08 AM (+y/Ru)

195 Don't underestimate the Cheese-Heads in an Urban Defensive Battle on their own territory.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:07 AM (fiGNd)
================

I've got a big wooden spoon, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 10:08 AM (lwiT4)

196 >134
129 Kimberly G cant hold a candle to Carly Shimkus!



Posted by: rockysan99 at May 15, 2018 09:49 AM (m7LQK)



I would tell Ms Shimkus of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2018 10:09 AM (sjdRT)

197 Where's the farmers daughter?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 15, 2018 10:09 AM (Bdeb0)

198
I wouldn't hit that, if she were the last one on the island.

Posted by: WeBoned!
_______________

I would...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 15, 2018 10:09 AM (mPeei)

199 SNAP: Man strips naked because BURGER KING closed...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

That's a Whopper

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 15, 2018 10:09 AM (FZYNt)

200 188. Cut their log-chain. No jello or rotten seafood, their fighting effectiveness falls right off.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 10:09 AM (fA1SL)

201
I love it when Fen tries to distract Teh Horde from their normal debauchery with the cute critter photos.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2018 10:09 AM (XWkhW)

202 >I've got a big wooden spoon, and I'm not afraid to use it.


Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 10:08 AM (lwiT4)


I'll cover you with the Garand and 1911 in case you leave any alive.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2018 10:10 AM (sjdRT)

203 Speaking of Wisconsin, I bring you https://tinyurl.com/ybexj43g

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 15, 2018 10:10 AM (EfEQe)

204 Ginger. Yieeeeeeeee....

*flees*

It's an object lesson in the hazards of cosmetic surgery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 10:10 AM (FJXGr)

205 Cut their log-chain. No jello or rotten seafood, their fighting effectiveness falls right off.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 10:09 AM (fA1SL)


I estimate 86% Combat Effectiveness until they run out of beer.

So what ? Wait 'em out three days, tops ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:10 AM (fiGNd)

206 In the annals of the entire universe, there has not been a more cynical bunch of criminals masquerading as a government than Hamas.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2018 10:10 AM (Boy/L)

207 Any of you morons that are in Central Texas and eligible to vote in the 3rd court of appeals during the primaries, Please consider voting for Donna Davidson. She is a conservative and a neighbor of mine.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 15, 2018 10:11 AM (9iLHi)

208 The painting looks like David Hogg after overdosing on Tide Pods.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 10:11 AM (r9UYA)

209 >>>>This should settle the Ginger/Mary Ann argument for all time.





Mary Ann today:


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7h4fl5u





Ginger today:


https://preview.tinyurl.com/yagtjcpk



Posted by: IrishEi at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (HiDrR)
.
.
.Well at least we still have the Long Bow-Crossbow and 9mm-.45ACP conundrums.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 15, 2018 10:11 AM (+Dllb)

210
In the annals of the entire universe, there has not been a more cynical bunch of criminals masquerading as a government than Hamas.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2018 10:10 AM (Boy/L)







Yeah, right. Hold my vodka and watch this, tovarisch.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at May 15, 2018 10:11 AM (XWkhW)

211 Posted by: IrishEi at May 15, 2018 09:56 AM (HiDrR)
===============

That cannot be unseen,

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 15, 2018 10:12 AM (suO/a)

212 >>In the annals of the entire universe, there has not been a more cynical bunch of criminals masquerading as a government than Hamas.

Compared to the DNC, Hamas is the JV squad.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 10:12 AM (/tuJf)

213 Apparently, Ivanka has begun killing people in Israel.

https://bit.ly/2KsbHv7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2018 09:26 AM (+y/Ru)


========

LOL. If you're enjoying yourself, and unbeknownst to you a bunch of terrorists is getting shot up many miles away, you are an insensitive monster. Liberals always look at normal people having fun and are filled with bile, on behalf of all the suffering thugs out there.

Even if Ivanka knew about what was going on in Gaza, why shouldn't she smile? If those "protesters" were located so as to be able to breach the Jerusalem ceremony, they'd kill her. Why not rejoice that terrorists who want to kill you had been annihilated?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 10:12 AM (/qEW2)

214 Speaking of Wisconsin, I bring you https://tinyurl.com/ybexj43g



Posted by: WeBoned! at May 15, 2018 10:10 AM (EfEQe)
===================

I couldn't get the link to open. Is it at Wisconsin Dells?

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 10:12 AM (lwiT4)

215 Well I hope I don't scare small children and animals when I'm 85. Or maybe I'll just be happy I made it to 85.

Posted by: NCKate at May 15, 2018 10:12 AM (thw2M)

216 I'd hit Perino before Guilfoyle. Kennedy too. I'm freaky that way.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 15, 2018 10:12 AM (3dsTO)

217 I love it when Fen tries to distract Teh Horde from their normal debauchery with the cute critter photos.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2018 10:09 AM (XWkhW)


On the one hand, things tend to seek the lowest level. On the other hand..........squirrel!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 15, 2018 10:13 AM (CPk08)

218 "The number of my days" part 2

A Brooklyn Tabernacle devotional-There's also a Part 1 on this topic on their website for those interested:

https://tinyurl.com/yaswvqgk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:13 AM (tpDAe)

219
"3 He's dead jim."

You get his wallet, I'll take his tricorder.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 15, 2018 10:13 AM (1hM1d)

220 206 In the annals of the entire universe, there has not been a more cynical bunch of criminals masquerading as a government than Hamas.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Obama administration?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 15, 2018 10:13 AM (Bdeb0)

221 Cute kitties picture:

https://tinyurl.com/ybo233qu
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 09:52 AM (tpDAe)


That looks like a still from one of those "boxing cats" videos on youtube.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 10:13 AM (/qEW2)

222 Jeff Sessions Circa 1955."

1855...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2018 10:13 AM (7LY+6)

223 >>216
I'd hit Perino...

So would I- with a sock full of quarters.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 10:14 AM (r9UYA)

224
I couldn't get the link to open. Is it at Wisconsin Dells?


Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 10:12 AM (lwiT4)

Yes, apparently 2 families brawling.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 15, 2018 10:14 AM (EfEQe)

225 I would tell Ms Shimkus of the waters of my home world.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2018 10:09 AM (sjdRT)

====================

Oh really...

Posted by: Chani, Sharpening Her Crysknife at May 15, 2018 10:14 AM (Fc7o8)

226 Yeah, right. Hold my vodka and watch this, tovarisch.
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at May 15, 2018 10:11 AM (XWkhW)

Nah, Uncle Joe never appealed to the heart strings of the world or deliberately placed kids in the crossfire. Everyone (except Duranty) knew he was a killer.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2018 10:14 AM (Boy/L)

227 181 Hillary, I will change my normal response to you.

HCWNBPOTUS
MAGA

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 10:14 AM (hyuyC)

228 Posted by: NCKate at May 15, 2018 10:12 AM (thw2M)

I think expecting people to look like they did at 85 like they did 50 years ago or more is a Leeeeetle unrealistic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:14 AM (tpDAe)

229 Tina Louise doesn't look too bad, considering she is pushing 80 years old.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 10:14 AM (WFV7d)

230 Ginger has fleas?

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 10:14 AM (8SG/h)

231 Tina Louise doesn't look too bad, considering she is pushing 80 years old.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 10:14 AM (WFV7d)


I don't care. I got a kink for the older bitches.

Posted by: Seventy Year Old Dude at May 15, 2018 10:16 AM (fiGNd)

232 Any of you morons that are in Central Texas and eligible to vote in the
3rd court of appeals during the primaries, Please consider voting for
Donna Davidson. She is a conservative and a neighbor of mine.
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lin-duh, you're doing it wrong. In Democrat-world you'd announce the bus will be leaving from DFW at 10 am sharp and everyone on it gets $50 and a free box lunch after voting. English speakers accepted, but not preferred.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 15, 2018 10:16 AM (rBnYq)

233 Nah, Uncle Joe never appealed to the heart strings of the world or deliberately placed kids in the crossfire.

Stalin just starved the kids and their parents to the point some were willing to eat the kids. So much better.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 10:16 AM (iv0p7)

234 *uses nose to fill sock with quarters*

Posted by: Jasper at May 15, 2018 10:16 AM (ggAgX)

235 I think expecting people to look like they did at 85 like they did 50 years ago or more is a Leeeeetle unrealistic."

Hey, that's our core business model...

Posted by: Beverly Hills T***andA*** surgeons, INC at May 15, 2018 10:17 AM (7LY+6)

236 I couldn't get the link to open. Is it at Wisconsin Dells?
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 15, 2018 10:12 AM (lwiT4)

Yes, apparently 2 families brawling.
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 15, 2018 10:14 AM (EfEQe)


They seemed nice ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:17 AM (fiGNd)

237 >Oh really...

Posted by: Chani, Sharpening Her Crysknife at May 15, 2018 10:14 AM (Fc7o


Wasn't me!


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2018 10:17 AM (sjdRT)

238 Fenelon, Thanks for the links. There is always room in my world for cute and pleasant. I see more than enough obnoxious and sickening stuff anytime I see the news.

Posted by: JTB at May 15, 2018 10:17 AM (V+03K)

239 226 Yeah, right. Hold my vodka and watch this, tovarisch.
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin

Hold my vodka? Nah, he'd slam that down first, then kill everyone

Posted by: Jean at May 15, 2018 10:17 AM (MS0+a)

240 Lets not bullshit each other ... about 1/10 of the 18-50 female population is in my spank bank.

So Kim getting in my nasty thoughts ? Not really a high bar to clear.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 09:47 AM (fiGNd)

Scogg, one of the many advantages of being of "senior" age is that the upper range expands dramatically.

Posted by: RI Red at May 15, 2018 10:18 AM (Aoygp)

241 Nah, Uncle Joe never appealed to the heart strings of the world or deliberately placed kids in the crossfire. Everyone (except Duranty) knew he was a killer.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2018 10:14 AM (Boy/L)

Duranty knew. It was his job to cover it up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 10:19 AM (WFV7d)

242 Sultry movie star looks come and go, but coconut creme pies last forever!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2018 10:19 AM (QLvwG)

243 Wasn't me!


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2018 10:17 AM (sjdRT)


Or at least, NOW it wasn't.

Posted by: Kwisatz Haderech at May 15, 2018 10:19 AM (CPk08)

244 Let's not try and make me an apologist for Stalin, ok?

Jeebus.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2018 10:19 AM (Boy/L)

245 If we're talkin' older babes...Judge Jeanine

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 15, 2018 10:19 AM (3dsTO)

246 >>In the original version of silent night it goes "holder Knabe mit lockigem Haar" (lovely boy with curly hair).

Danke, Bandersnatch.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 15, 2018 10:20 AM (mtfdF)

247 Posted by: JTB at May 15, 2018 10:17 AM (V+03K)

You're most welcome. I do it for myself too, and having been in the Pixy banned dungeon for several days I can now go crazier than normal. ;^)
Thanks to OregonMuse, I believe for breaking me out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:20 AM (tpDAe)

248 41
Too many clothes and not enough bondage.

Posted by: Teh Podesta Bothers at May 15, 2018 09:32 AM (8SG/h)


Watching there, you are stepping on our gig

Posted by: The Pedesto Broothers at May 15, 2018 10:20 AM (ymnmz)

249 lin-duh, you're doing it wrong. In Democrat-world you'd announce the bus will be leaving from DFW at 10 am sharp and everyone on it gets $50 and a free box lunch after voting. English speakers accepted, but not preferred.
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Oh no! Ok, everyone needs to drive your ass down to the polls and vote for Donna Davidson!!! After voting you'll be given platinum membership to the AoSHQ and a get out of the barrel free card, oh and ampersands!!! I will personally pay for these items from my husbands wallet.
Better?

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 15, 2018 10:20 AM (9iLHi)

250 244 Let's not try and make me an apologist for Stalin, ok?

Jeebus.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2018 10:19 AM (Boy/L)


You know who else regretted saying nice things about Stalin?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 15, 2018 10:20 AM (CPk08)

251 Seattle City Council Approves Lower, Compromise Head Tax On Large Businesses -WZ


Waiting for Bezos and other large businesses to tell Seattle to go fvck themselves.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 10:21 AM (r9UYA)

252 Scogg, one of the many advantages of being of "senior" age is that the upper range expands dramatically.

Posted by: RI Red at May 15, 2018 10:18 AM (Aoygp)


Finally ... somebody tellin' it like it is.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:21 AM (fiGNd)

253 holder Knabe

Yeah, I'll hold 'er knabe if ya know what I mean.

Posted by: The Diceman - Remember Me? at May 15, 2018 10:21 AM (3dsTO)

254 Fenelon, Thanks for the links."

See, I think it's a setup. Lots'o'cuteness, everyone clicks on happily, then suddenly one day, blammmo - it's a formerly white occupied ottoman...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2018 10:22 AM (7LY+6)

255 God bless this woman for 20 years of caring for at risk homeless youth:

https://tinyurl.com/y8433l9j

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:22 AM (tpDAe)

256 Like alot of things, the Binary Scale is Relative.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:01 AM


You're saying incest is best?

Posted by: The Barrel at May 15, 2018 10:22 AM (ctuyM)

257

Not clicking on either recent pic of Ginger or Mary Ann.

Nope, not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent. Life just wouldn't be the same...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 15, 2018 10:23 AM (GdWl+)

258 And yes, Poland can invade Germany now. But why?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (hyuyC)

Payback.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2018 10:23 AM (wYseH)

259 If we're talkin' older babes...Judge Jeanine

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 15, 2018 10:19 AM (3dsTO)


Fox does her no favors sometimes.

She's in the little spaghetti-strap thing - tough for a woman her age to pull off, but she's doing fine. Then I notice ... THEY'VE GOT THE DAMNED MIC CLIPPED DIRECTLY TO HER SKIN !!!

Do you have any idea how tough that is to make look good ? Of course it made her skin look like leather.

Shitty Move, Fox. Shitty.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:23 AM (fiGNd)

260 You're saying incest is best?
Posted by: The Barrel

that's sick

Posted by: Grade School Teachers at May 15, 2018 10:23 AM (FZYNt)

261 235. Obligatory Marina Abramovic, at her 70th birthday gala.

https://goo.gl/images/aNSmRQ

Yeah.....totes not veshtitsa. Totes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 10:23 AM (fA1SL)

262 Nope, not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent. Life just wouldn't be the same..."

Wisdom there folks...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2018 10:24 AM (7LY+6)

263 having been in the Pixy banned dungeon for several days
You just have to stop making the death threats.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 15, 2018 10:24 AM (Evws/)

264 Bezos has dozens of cites trying to beggar themselves for his second HQ, now all he has to do is take the top two.

Posted by: Jean at May 15, 2018 10:24 AM (MS0+a)

265 258. Old ways are best.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 10:24 AM (fA1SL)

266

The first Indianapolis Tim Horton's restaurant closes after being open less than five months.

INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) - A franchisee of the Tim Hortons restaurant system announced Monday they are closing an Indianapolis outlet.

Luke Brands confirmed to Eyewitness News that they plan to close their 8301 Rockville Rd. location on Wednesday, May 16. It had opened in early 2018

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2018 10:24 AM (IqV8l)

267 Can you believe that with all of the made up, unsourced stories I get
from the Fake News Media, together with the $10,000,000 Russian Witch
Hunt (there is no Collusion), I now have my best Poll Numbers in a year.
Much of the Media may be corrupt, but the People truly get it!

@RealDonaldTrump 25m

Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 10:24 AM (r9UYA)

268 Hey there big boy. How's it hanging?

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at May 15, 2018 10:24 AM (SkuXa)

269 >>She's in the little spaghetti-strap thing - tough for a woman her age to pull off, but she's doing fine. Then I notice ... THEY'VE GOT THE DAMNED MIC CLIPPED DIRECTLY TO HER SKIN !!! Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:23 AM (fiGNd)

Skin job. "She" doesn't feel a thing.

Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 15, 2018 10:24 AM (Bdeb0)

270 16 Jeff Sessions Circa 1955.
Posted by: dananjcon

2018

Posted by: Downcast at May 15, 2018 10:25 AM (g2bcB)

271 And yes, Poland can invade Germany now. But why?
Business before pleasure.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 15, 2018 10:25 AM (Evws/)

272 What is the deal with those idiots at the cheesecake factory restaurant? Did they really think they were not going to get caught or that every single other person there hated Trump and would vouch for them?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 15, 2018 10:25 AM (+Dllb)

273 I wish we had Timmy Ho's out west.

TimBits, man. I miss 'em.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 15, 2018 10:25 AM (3dsTO)

274 And yes, Poland can invade Germany now. But why?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 09:40 AM (hyuyC)


Livingspace

Posted by: Jean at May 15, 2018 10:25 AM (MS0+a)

275 Bringing this over because I just saw it and want to comment.

Once the Left/Liberal/Prog/Dem filters are installed into their psyches, they become unable to perceive or process any facts/data that contradict the Party line.

It's not mere cognitive dissonance, it's not denial, it's an inability to even absorb in any fashion what is presented.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 08:56 AM (58eZn)

I agree with this. Based on my observation of my kids peers these filters are pretty much installed by the time the kids get out of *middle school*. And they "take" most strongly in the 'good' and 'smart' kids who, by their nature, want to please the authority figures. These kids are then encouraged to see themselves as the natural and destined leaders.

The first crop are now the SJWs in college and it's unlikely to get better unless the system is broken. Even then there will be many permanently mentally and emotionally damaged people who don't know how to deal peacefully with not having the world as it was promised to them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2018 10:25 AM (rp9xB)

276 We few, we happy few,
We band of Americans;

For he or she today that votes for me

Shall be my sibling; be they never so vile,

This day shall gentle their social class;

And people in blue states now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their privileges cheap whiles any speaks

That voted for Trump upon Election Day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 10:25 AM (hyuyC)

277 What is the deal with those idiots at the cheesecake factory restaurant?"

Question answers itself...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2018 10:25 AM (7LY+6)

278 You're saying incest is best?

Posted by: The Barrel at May 15, 2018 10:22 AM (ctuyM)


Heh.

Duncan ... you are entirely too young to be so jaded.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:26 AM (fiGNd)

279 This should settle the Ginger/Mary Ann argument for all time.



I feel like I've been rickrolled.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 15, 2018 10:26 AM (QQ+il)

280 Ok, everyone needs to drive your ass down to the polls and vote for Donna Davidson!!! After voting you'll be given platinum membership to the AoSHQ and a get out of the barrel free card, oh and ampersands!!!
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 15, 2018 10:20 AM


How many ampersands?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2018 10:26 AM (ctuyM)

281 Livingspace"

Lebensraum. C'mon - we're a smart military blog here!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2018 10:27 AM (7LY+6)

282 I can so relate to this-. Kids learning to drive with parents- maybe because this kid has the same first name my son has. I didn't teach him to drive, but he used to get annoyed (still does sometimes) when I was in the car with him and would say stuff like "slow down at the stop sign.I don't know if my husband responded the way this dad did:

https://tinyurl.com/ydbkrg57

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:27 AM (tpDAe)

283 In other news, over at Zerohedge, there's a story about yet another Tesla car, that crashed and burned on a freeway in Switzerland, immolating its German driver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 10:27 AM (WFV7d)

284 Nikki Haley is doing a fantastic job at the UN.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 10:27 AM (/tuJf)

285 Hyraxes are the bing image - just last weird news dump we were discussing coneys, one of the names for hyrax.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 10:27 AM (/qEW2)

286 How many ampersands?
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At least 3 for each time you vote & vote & vote...

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 15, 2018 10:27 AM (9iLHi)

287 >>These kids are then encouraged to see themselves as the natural and destined leaders. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2018 10:25 AM (rp9xB)

When the expression "as hard as Krupp steel" makes its way into the kids' confidence-building lexicon, you'll know we're closing in on wunderkinder quicktime...

Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 15, 2018 10:28 AM (Bdeb0)

288 >284
Nikki Haley is doing a fantastic job at the UN.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 10:27 AM (/tuJf)


I like the cut of her jib. That's all I can say, what with Chani glaring at me with her Crysknife unsheathed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2018 10:28 AM (sjdRT)

289 287. Ha! Nice call-back.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 10:28 AM (fA1SL)

290 288. She's a good rep to the Landsrad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 10:29 AM (fA1SL)

291 You just have to stop making the death threats.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 15, 2018 10:24 AM (Evws/)

If the darn pixy hadn't repeatedly blown glittering pixy dust into my eyes the death threats wouldnt have happened. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:29 AM (tpDAe)

292 Nikki Haley is doing a fantastic job at the UN.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 10:27 AM (/tuJf)


... and a pretty solid job in my spank bank.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:29 AM (fiGNd)

293 >>283
In other news, over at Zerohedge, there's a story about yet another
Tesla car, that crashed and burned on a freeway in Switzerland,
immolating its German driver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Their stock (TSLA) is getting hammered today. -2.5 %

The Musk is starting to smell.



Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 10:29 AM (r9UYA)

294 254... Anon, It's not always a trap, just usually. Besides, "It's a trap" is my best line in the movie.

Posted by Admiral Ackbar

Posted by: JTB at May 15, 2018 10:29 AM (V+03K)

295 If we're talkin' older babes...Judge Jeanine

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 15, 2018 10:19 AM (3dsTO)

Judge Svetlana Tizu is one of the hottest judges in the world.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 10:29 AM (8SG/h)

296 Haley and Gillibrand in a mud-wrestling match.

Who would win? Everybody.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 15, 2018 10:30 AM (3dsTO)

297

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates

You've got a brand new key...

(you're welcome)

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 15, 2018 10:31 AM (mPeei)

298 SNAP: Man strips naked because BURGER KING closed...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

That's a Whopper

-
That's what she said!

Posted by: Michael Scott at May 15, 2018 10:31 AM (+y/Ru)

299 there's a story about yet another Tesla car, that crashed and burned on a freeway in Switzerland, immolating its German driver."

Disco Inferno?

Too soon?

As an aside - hollyweird is largely to blame for the explosive gasoline car all baddy BS. A hot Li battery pack is more likely to go all 'splody than a regular jalopy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2018 10:31 AM (7LY+6)

300 Haley and Gillibrand in a mud-wrestling match.

Who would win? Everybody.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 15, 2018 10:30 AM (3dsTO)


You're off the Booking Committee.

Sorry everybody ... he MEANT to say Haley vs. Gabbard.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:31 AM (fiGNd)

301 Yeah, they're formed by 14. That's why all the college fits I see don't resonate with me at all. My kids starting reporting leftiness by 5th grade and recognized it. Of course, the boys all said a lot of the dingbat sjw bs was from the nitwit girls. Because I know their nitwit mothers, I'm not surprised. I say something based on logic, history, or philosophy and they all tilt their heads like confused irish setters.

Posted by: dagny at May 15, 2018 10:31 AM (ahV/f)

302 Oh no! Ok, everyone needs to drive your ass down to the polls and vote
for Donna Davidson!!! After voting you'll be given platinum membership
to the AoSHQ and a get out of the barrel free card, oh and ampersands!!!
I will personally pay for these items from my husbands wallet.

Better?
===========================


See, dammit all, this is the problem in a nutshell. Just like a Republican, lin-duh expects people to get their own butts down to vote, whereas the Democrats are offering a free ride. And a free lunch!

Ah well, we will take what's given and say thanks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 15, 2018 10:32 AM (rBnYq)

303 300 Haley and Gillibrand in a mud-wrestling match.

Who would win? Everybody.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 15, 2018 10:30 AM (3dsTO)

You're off the Booking Committee.

Sorry everybody ... he MEANT to say Haley vs. Gabbard.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:31 AM (fiGNd)

Winner faces Kristi Noem.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 10:33 AM (8SG/h)

304 I just watched Nikki Haley's speech at the UN marking Israel's 70th anniversary and the US moving the embassy to Jerusalem. Very powerful and so right yet not a single person clapped at the end.

What is wrong with these people?

That was the most powerful reason to end the UN, that rabid nest of vipers and money hoovering mouths.

Posted by: Decaf at May 15, 2018 10:33 AM (/3+Sg)

305 Well I hope I don't scare small children and animals when I'm 85. Or maybe I'll just be happy I made it to 85.
Posted by: NCKate
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The lady across the street is 84, and has the most charming smile that one can imagine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 10:33 AM (9tO1t)

306 This site is like coals that keep my rage against tyrants lit.

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads at May 15, 2018 10:33 AM (rvbBf)

307 Painting caption: "Some Hitlerjugend members of the 12th SS Panzer division were known to dress as pastoral farm-boys to blend into the Bavarian countryside in the last cataclysmic days of the war. Here, we see a young man whose commitment to his Fuehrer was, tragically, complete."

Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 15, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)

308 Tesla made such a big deal out of being one of, if not THE safest manufacturer, and now I suspect a disproportionate amount people have been killed or injured in Tesla vehicles than in any other brand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 10:34 AM (VgKNm)

309 Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 15, 2018 10:28 AM (Bdeb0)

It's horrifying to me that by the time the kids are out of middle school so many think *exactly* the same thoughts and have the same responses. I guess it is truly the triumph of the Prussian model at work, but it's deeply evil. It's also why my kids are homeschooled.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2018 10:34 AM (rp9xB)

310 Tesla Motors - We have many surviving owners.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 10:35 AM (fA1SL)

311 251 Seattle City Council Approves Lower, Compromise Head Tax On Large Businesses -WZ

Waiting for Bezos and other large businesses to tell Seattle to go fvck themselves.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 10:21 AM



So now it is $275 per worker per year instead of $500.
I hope every Seattle business owner takes that tax out of every employee's paycheck in the week before the next city council election.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 10:35 AM (0tfLf)

312 Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2018 10:31 AM (7LY+6)

--

When Hammond on GT crashed his electric car, it burned for four days.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 15, 2018 10:35 AM (suO/a)

313 Foreshortening

Posted by: franksalterego at May 15, 2018 10:35 AM (3cq8T)

314 Drunk German Kid was original title

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2018 10:36 AM (JFO2v)

315 Post 282

Thank you, God, I didn't not have to teach my son to drive and on a manual!!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:36 AM (tpDAe)

316 We don't feel pity, we don't feel compassion, we never sleep, we just keep coming and coming.

Wait, did I say that out loud.

Posted by: Tesla Vehicles at May 15, 2018 10:36 AM (ymnmz)

317 ... and a pretty solid job in my spank bank.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:29 AM (fiGNd

Scogg, the downside is that there's no more Krupp steel.

Posted by: RI Red at May 15, 2018 10:36 AM (Aoygp)

318 I am only an unfrozen caveman lawyer, unwise to your strange ways. But, they tax your HEADS?

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at May 15, 2018 10:36 AM (3dsTO)

319

That was the most powerful reason to end the UN, that rabid nest of vipers and money hoovering mouths.

I'd like to see us cut off foreign aid to any country that votes against us in the UN. Why should they get one penny of our money if they're not on our side?

We need to grow some teeth against our enemies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 15, 2018 10:36 AM (GdWl+)

320 Scogg, the downside is that there's no more Krupp steel.

Posted by: RI Red at May 15, 2018 10:36 AM (Aoygp)


Red ... you're not makin' me feel any better about getting older.

Not one damn bit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:37 AM (fiGNd)

321 >>It's horrifying to me that by the time the kids are out of middle school so many think *exactly* the same thoughts and have the same responses. I guess it is truly the triumph of the Prussian model at work, but it's deeply evil. It's also why my kids are homeschooled. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2018 10:34 AM (rp9xB)

Or the Spartan model. Or the Jesuit model. Or any "model," for that matter. When I hear this, I think that being the "oddball" in a school must be harder than ever.

Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 15, 2018 10:37 AM (Bdeb0)

322 and they all tilt their heads like confused irish setters.
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https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaytmqvc

Posted by: andycanuck at May 15, 2018 10:37 AM (Evws/)

323 Welp, Tina Louise did NOT age well. Dawn Wells however, still looks pretty good. Both need to lose the long hair. Especially Tina. A short softer style would do wonders for her.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2018 10:37 AM (zRZaJ)

324 Nikki Haley is doing a fantastic job at the UN.
=====

She has clear directions and support from PDJT. What a difference that clarity makes.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 15, 2018 10:37 AM (MIKMs)

325 So Mary Ann still looks cuddly. Several years ago, I went to an event at FAO Schwartz where Carole and Paula were autographing vids of the Magic Garden episodes. Carole had aged noticeably better than Paula, but the difference wasn't nearly as stark as the Mary Ann/Ginger contrast.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 10:37 AM (/qEW2)

326 Creepy pedo / serial killer painting.

I would not hang in my house.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 10:38 AM (hKmCD)

327
When Hammond on GT crashed his electric car, it burned for four days.
Posted by: auscolpyr
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Heh. Maybe Tesla could produce a model called the Centralia.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 10:38 AM (w1zJX)

328 207 Any of you morons that are in Central Texas and eligible to vote in the 3rd court of appeals during the primaries, Please consider voting for Donna Davidson. She is a conservative and a neighbor of mine.

this is your cunning plan to get her to move to the capital so you can finally get your hands on those rosebushes, isn't it?

Posted by: Anachronda at May 15, 2018 10:38 AM (v3pYe)

329 >>320 Scogg, the downside is that there's no more Krupp steel. Posted by: RI Red at May 15, 2018 10:36 AM (Aoygp)

Not to worry; like "Arturus rex quondam, rexque futuris," Krupp will rise from the ashes when the Volk most need it...

Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 15, 2018 10:39 AM (Bdeb0)

330 Oh jeez, Tesla has only sold between 250k-300k cars over the years. I suspect that's about half of Camry sales for one year.

Yeah, it's probably safe to say Tesla vehicles are likely the most deadly cars to ride in when adjusted for population.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 10:39 AM (VgKNm)

331 308 Tesla made such a big deal out of being one of, if not THE safest manufacturer, and now I suspect a disproportionate amount people have been killed or injured in Tesla vehicles than in any other brand.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 10:34 AM (VgKNm)

1. Battery technology is still immature
2. Manufacturing techniques with batteries are still immature

It's a bad combo. That's why Tesla was insane to expand beyond the luxury market.

Posted by: joncelli, yet again pillaging MST3K Like the Sea Peoples at May 15, 2018 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

332 I AM NOT SPAM !!!!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 10:40 AM (bUjCl)

333 311
251 Seattle City Council Approves Lower, Compromise Head Tax On Large Businesses -WZ



Waiting for Bezos and other large businesses to tell Seattle to go fvck themselves.



Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 10:21 AM





So now it is $275 per worker per year instead of $500.

I hope every Seattle business owner takes that tax out of every
employee's paycheck in the week before the next city council election.



Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 10:35 AM (0tfLf)


Why does Seattle City Council want to eat the jobs of poor city folk?

Astronomical Minimum Wages,


plus


Astronomical city per capita worker tax




Equals


Full Employment or something.


LOL, there should be a $1000 per capita tax on government workers.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2018 10:40 AM (ymnmz)

334 Red ... you're not makin' me feel any better about getting older.

Not one damn bit.
Posted by: ScoggDog
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There you go, gettin' all grumpy again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 10:40 AM (w1zJX)

335 Or the Spartan model. Or the Jesuit model. Or any "model," for that matter. When I hear this, I think that being the "oddball" in a school must be harder than ever.

Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 15, 2018 10:37 AM (Bdeb0)


Indoctrination is Terrible when THEY do it. But when WE do it ... Awesome.

I dunno' folks. Life purged all that Indoctrination Shit out of me - starting Day One after leaving the nest. Then The Military did some Indoctrination on me for a while ... and I purged out all of THAT shit after a few more years of Life.

What is Indoctrination ? To me ... it's just an unquestioning response to stimuli - for a pre-determined result. Going through life By Wrote, rather than By Thought or Instinct.

Most everybody in charge wants to do it, though.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:40 AM (fiGNd)

336 this is your cunning plan to get her to move to the capital so you can finally get your hands on those rosebushes, isn't it?
------
I work down the street from the capital, I can sneak up there any time and steal one...if I felt like it.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 15, 2018 10:41 AM (9iLHi)

337 CEO and CFO of
Airbus resigning. They had a big order from Iran. Trump kills Nuke Deal and Iran threatens to name names (kickback). Macron and Merkel visit White House to persuade Trump to stay in the deal. Hmmmmmm, starting to make sense

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 15, 2018 10:41 AM (m7LQK)

338

TeslaMotors - Trailb-lazers

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 10:41 AM (bUjCl)

339 The paining is from 1897. The Nazi movement hadn't started yet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:41 AM (tpDAe)

340 Tesla announced today that it's 2019 models will come with fire extinguishers standard.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 15, 2018 10:41 AM (Bdeb0)

341 "there's a story about yet another Tesla car, that crashed and burned on a freeway in Switzerland, immolating its German driver."

Disco Inferno?

Too soon?

As an aside - hollyweird is largely to blame for the explosive gasoline car all baddy BS. A hot Li battery pack is more likely to go all 'splody than a regular jalopy...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2018 10:31 AM (7LY+6)"

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I just find the whole concept ludicrous, all the electric cars do is put another remove from itself and fossil fuels. These vehicles are charged on electricity generated either in gas or coal power stations. Solar wind power is minimal and hard to store, while the liquid or gas fuel is quick to refill and easy to move to any location and store.

We are devolving rather than evolving. The least economic power generation is wind power. If it was so wonderful Netherlands would still be using it, that they don't is a testament to its unreliability.

Posted by: Decaf at May 15, 2018 10:41 AM (/3+Sg)

342 Welp, Tina Louise did NOT age well. Dawn Wells however, still looks pretty good. Both need to lose the long hair. Especially Tina. A short softer style would do wonders for her.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2018 10:37 AM (zRZaJ)


All I'm sayin' is ... those plump parts stay good for a long time, and the older ladies don't leave you with any presents.

Posted by: Ben Franklin at May 15, 2018 10:42 AM (fiGNd)

343 >>Going through life By Wrote, rather than By Thought or Instinct. Most everybody in charge wants to do it, though. Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:40 AM (fiGNd)

"By rote." Kneel.

Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 15, 2018 10:42 AM (Bdeb0)

344 Some of the most vicious attacks on Trump and Ivanka/Jared are coming from Jews. Do you think some of these people are secretly glad that Jerusalem has been recognized as the capital ---but they so want to virtue signal against anything Trump does that they let the hate fly?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2018 10:42 AM (7uYFy)

345 nice, AOSHQ filters do not recognize trailb.lazers as one word

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 10:42 AM (bUjCl)

346 Creepy pedo / serial killer painting.

I would not hang in my house.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 10:38 AM (hKmCD)

You want creepy serial killer art? Duchamp's Étant donnés. Creeps me out every time I see a photograph of it.

Posted by: troyriser at May 15, 2018 10:42 AM (qUD5Q)

347 341. 'We are devolving...'
*
Are we not men?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (fA1SL)

348 that really killed my joke

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (bUjCl)

349

1. Battery technology is still immature
2. Manufacturing techniques with batteries are still immature

It's a bad combo. That's why Tesla was insane to expand beyond the luxury market.


People have been trying to build electric cars and failing in spectacular fashion for 100 years now. Liquid fuel derived from oil is the most energy-efficient method devised to power vehicles so far.

You can't fool Father Physics.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (GdWl+)

350 Étant donnés = Etant donnes

Posted by: troyriser at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (qUD5Q)

351 went up in flames

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (bUjCl)

352 1. Battery technology is still immature
2. Manufacturing techniques with batteries are still immature
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I'm inclined to argue the contrary. I'm dubious that there are going to be any significant developments in battery technology.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (w1zJX)

353 Battery technology is still immature
2. Manufacturing techniques with batteries are still immature

It's a bad combo. That's why Tesla was insane to expand beyond the luxury market.

Posted by: joncelli, yet again pillaging MST3K Like the Sea Peoples at May 15, 2018 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

-

I know Eli Musk wanted all of that sweet, sweet government money to save the planet, but the smart business thing would've been to compete with Ferrari and Lamborghini and put a cap on the number of insanely exclusive cars you sold to rich people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (VgKNm)

354 Yesterday we had UN's top Nuke Inspector abruptly resign, too. Coincidences?

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (m7LQK)

355 http://bit.ly/2wFdpHy
=====
Devin Nunes: DOJ never should have open counter-intelligence into a political party - Washington Times

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (y3aQB)

356 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:40 AM (fiGNd

Thanks for giving us a model we can all look up to, Scoggy so we can all cease to be the naive government worshipping or religious hicks we are.

I don't think I need to put a sarcasm tag, do I?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (tpDAe)

357 "there's a story about yet another Tesla car, that crashed and burned on a freeway in Switzerland, immolating its German driver."

Disco Inferno?

Too soon?
German Jew?

I denounce myself

Posted by: wrg500 at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (Bdeb0)

358 It's also why my kids are homeschooled.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2018 10:34 AM (rp9xB)


At least it's YOUR Indoctrination. That really is better, long term.

IMHO.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (fiGNd)

359 They tell us that, we lost our tails
Evolving up from little snails
I say it's all just wind in sails
Are we not men?
We are DEVO

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (3dsTO)

360 346. Pfft! The Podestas laugh.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 10:44 AM (fA1SL)

361 >>339 The paining is from 1897. The Nazi movement hadn't started yet Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:41 AM (tpDAe)

You haven't read any Robert Gerwarth.

Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 15, 2018 10:44 AM (Bdeb0)

362 Yesterday we had UN's top Nuke Inspector abruptly resign, too. Coincidences?

==

Yes, totally

Posted by: Hans Blix at May 15, 2018 10:44 AM (bUjCl)

363 I think the sniper took out the kid with a tranquilizer dart.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2018 10:44 AM (ATVNj)

364

Tesla announced today that it's 2019 models will come with fire extinguishers standard.


As much as they cost, they should include a fireman, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 15, 2018 10:44 AM (GdWl+)

365 bl@zers is a forbidden, killing word at the HQ no matter the context.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 15, 2018 10:45 AM (Evws/)

366 "Tesla Motors - We have many surviving owners."

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It's the only slogan they deserve.

Posted by: Decaf at May 15, 2018 10:45 AM (/3+Sg)

367 345 nice, AOSHQ filters do not recognize trailb.lazers as one word
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 10:42 AM (bUjCl)

Yeah, that whole Bee El A Zee Eee R ban is a tad ridiculous at this point. What's it been...10 years!?

Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2018 10:45 AM (Enq6K)

368 I don't think I need to put a sarcasm tag, do I?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (tpDAe)


Nah ... you're North of the Mason-Dixon ... so the Religious Hicks part was "The Tell".

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:45 AM (fiGNd)

369 344 Some of the most vicious attacks on Trump and Ivanka/Jared are coming from Jews. Do you think some of these people are secretly glad that Jerusalem has been recognized as the capital ---but they so want to virtue signal against anything Trump does that they let the hate fly?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2018 10:42 AM (7uYFy)


Got it in one.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 15, 2018 10:45 AM (CPk08)

370 Just how flamin'-skullworthy would it be if the Iranians named the names of who took the nuclear kickbacks.

Makes the unit move just thinking about it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 15, 2018 10:45 AM (3dsTO)

371 Yesterday we had UN's top Nuke Inspector abruptly resign, too. Coincidences?

=

minu nuke powered engines. hey, it works for subs !

Posted by: Hans Blix at May 15, 2018 10:45 AM (bUjCl)

372 speaking of totally hilarious sock fails...

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 10:46 AM (bUjCl)

373 363 I think the sniper took out the kid with a tranquilizer dart.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2018 10:44 AM (ATVNj)

Routine vet training has them practice on children so as to not harm animals.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2018 10:46 AM (JFO2v)

374 354 Yesterday we had UN's top Nuke Inspector abruptly resign, too. Coincidences?
_____________________________________________

Miss me yet?

Posted by: Hans Blix at May 15, 2018 10:46 AM (ATVNj)

375 Trail (b)lazers

*?*

That is weird.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 10:46 AM (ZpfqO)

376 The paining is from 1897. The Nazi movement hadn't started yet Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:41 AM (tpDAe)

=====

From what I recall, the Anarchists were big at the time -- using communist dialectic. From that sprang the other violent socialist movements.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 15, 2018 10:47 AM (MIKMs)

377 I think the sniper took out the kid with a tranquilizer dart.
Dumdum bullet. The kid has no back to his head now you just can't see it.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 15, 2018 10:47 AM (Evws/)

378 Yeah, that whole Bee El A Zee Eee R ban is a tad ridiculous at this point. What's it been...10 years!?
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2018 10:45 AM (Enq6K)

what's the story there ?

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 10:47 AM (bUjCl)

379 It's a painting or a boy in the hay-probably asleep after doing chores. End of story

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:47 AM (tpDAe)

380 oh, got it

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 10:47 AM (bUjCl)

381 minu nuke powered engines. hey, it works for subs !

Hmmm

Posted by: E. Musk at May 15, 2018 10:48 AM (r9UYA)

382 378 Yeah, that whole Bee El A Zee Eee R ban is a tad ridiculous at this point. What's it been...10 years!?
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2018 10:45 AM (Enq6K)

what's the story there ?

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 10:47 AM (bUjCl)

Previous poster that went off the rails...causing a bit of chaos.

Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2018 10:48 AM (Enq6K)

383 379-Painting OF a boy in the hay

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:48 AM (tpDAe)

384 Waiting for Bezos and other large businesses to tell Seattle to go fvck themselves.

Both Seattle and Bezos deserve each other and I hope this whole thing f*cks both of them.

I worked at Amazon for a while as a developer. That place blows and they treat their people like crap.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 10:48 AM (iv0p7)

385 "I'd like to see us cut off foreign aid to any country that votes against us in the UN. Why should they get one penny of our money if they're not on our side?

We need to grow some teeth against our enemies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 15, 2018 10:36 AM (GdWl+)"

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And even cancel any travel visas. If they they think we are so deplorable they can visit countries they agree with.

Posted by: Decaf at May 15, 2018 10:48 AM (/3+Sg)

386 Not one damn bit.
Posted by: ScoggDog
--------------
There you go, gettin' all grumpy again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 10:40 AM (w1zJX)


It's like a switch ... but not as bad as Hikaru's Old Man.

I joke about being more than a little different - but that Old Dude is Fucking Crazy. No Doubt.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:48 AM (fiGNd)

387 >>373 363 I think the sniper took out the kid with a tranquilizer dart. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2018 10:44 AM (ATVNj)

"Soylent Gruen...Es Ist Die Leute!"

Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 15, 2018 10:48 AM (Bdeb0)

388 ixnay on the ixnayb. la zer ay

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 10:48 AM (bUjCl)

389 In all seriousness, I bet Tesla vehicles are more dangerous than motorcycles and scooters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 10:48 AM (VgKNm)

390 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (fiGNd)

And I'm aware that I could be accused of hypocrisy, but I don't expect them to blindly agree with me and I *do* expect them to Look. Stuff. Up. It was actually their refusal to look further for information when they had a question that caused me to start with homeschooling.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2018 10:48 AM (rp9xB)

391 Young Tom Sawyer. All shagged out after a night with Becky Thatcher and Aunt Polly's corn liquor.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 15, 2018 10:48 AM (9BLnV)

392 There was a regular here, socked bl@zer, who literally went nuts spamming the site so anything with that word gets stopped just like a certain brand of boots.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 15, 2018 10:49 AM (Evws/)

393 That kid in the painting looks like he's waiting for the Royal Wedding

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 15, 2018 10:49 AM (6Ll1u)

394 Can't get enough Bee Gees?

https://youtu.be/JQNcHxrnujw

Posted by: Michael Scott at May 15, 2018 10:49 AM (+y/Ru)

395
Tami is right, that was...a while back

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 10:49 AM (bUjCl)

396 Hans Blix. Effinhg lol.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 10:50 AM (8SG/h)

397 Yeah, that whole Bee El A Zee Eee R ban is a tad ridiculous at this point. What's it been...10 years!?
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2018 10:45 AM (Enq6K)

I think it started in 2011.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 10:50 AM (qjyU5)

398

What's it been...10 years!?


Pixy's hamsters are sorta like Minions. They need something to do or else they'll start looking for something to do on their own.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 15, 2018 10:50 AM (GdWl+)

399 These vehicles are charged on electricity generated either in gas or coal power stations. "

LIAR! Electricity comes from the wall, or panels on top of the house.
Sciencey stuff, deplorables!

heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2018 10:50 AM (7LY+6)

400 Hey look, if your Tesla starts to explode, just retract inside your shell until it burns itself out.

Posted by: Elon Mollusk at May 15, 2018 10:50 AM (/qEW2)

401 >>384
Waiting for Bezos and other large businesses to tell Seattle to go fvck themselves.



Both Seattle and Bezos deserve each other and I hope this whole thing f*cks both of them.



I worked at Amazon for a while as a developer. That place blows and they treat their people like crap.

Posted by: bonhomme

Yes yes but, can we please wait until we sell our Casa next year for $1M?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 10:51 AM (r9UYA)

402 the downside is that there's no more Krupp steel.

It's Thyssenkrupp AG now.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 15, 2018 10:51 AM (QQ+il)

403 Cuthbert @333


Socialism...it ruins everything it touches.

You can bet there are some serious C-level meetings going on in a number of companies there. Boeing is mostly out of the city limits now but a lot of other firms are anchored there.

I will never spend another dollar in that shithole city.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 10:51 AM (0tfLf)

404 LIAR! Electricity comes from the wall, or panels on top of the house.
Sciencey stuff, deplorables!

heh
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2018 10:50 AM (7LY+6)

Mines made from unicorn farts

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2018 10:51 AM (JFO2v)

405 I'm dubious that there are going to be any significant developments in battery technology.

I doubt we'll see any great leaps anytime soon, but we are making progress. The numbers I've seen is that we're improving batteries at a steady 5-7% per year.

At that rate we're still looking at 40 years before batteries have the energy density per weight that gas gives us.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 10:51 AM (iv0p7)

406 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:45 AM (fiGNd)

Yep; because I have utter contempt for religious people including those who lived in the rural area of my state and whom I served as pastor.
*****SARCASM SARCASM *****SARCASM

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:51 AM (tpDAe)

407 379
It's a painting or a boy in the hay-probably asleep after doing chores. End of story

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:47 AM (tpDAe)

I was thinking along the lines of playing in the woods all day and then napping in the sun till the dinner bell rang.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2018 10:51 AM (ymnmz)

408 nood

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 15, 2018 10:52 AM (9iLHi)

409 Blazer?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 15, 2018 10:52 AM (QQ+il)

410 396 Hans Blix. Effinhg lol.

^ This.

Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong Il at May 15, 2018 10:52 AM (ATVNj)

411 Etant donnes
Posted by: troyriser at May 15, 2018 10:43 AM (qUD5Q)

Duchamp had issues.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 10:52 AM (hKmCD)

412 I'm still shocked Musk had the audacity to use the name of the very unstable genius of the SMR for his company name. Dude died hated, insane, and hounded by creditors. True Slav hero.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 10:52 AM (fA1SL)

413 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2018 10:51 AM (ymnmz)

OHGoodness, You cant possibly post here. You said something logical and family friendly and pleasant with no jokes about pedophila

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:53 AM (tpDAe)

414 Yeah, that whole Bee El A Zee Eee R ban is a tad ridiculous at this point. What's it been...10 years!?

Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2018 10:45 AM (Enq6K)

-

I like it. It reminds me of that dude (genghis khan iirc) who was disrespected by some bureaucrat in some little town so he killed him in a clever way and rerouted a river through the guy's birthplace.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 10:55 AM (VgKNm)

415 And I'm aware that I could be accused of hypocrisy,

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2018 10:48 AM (rp9xB)


No. No. I fucked up that post if you think that. Let me take another shot at it.

My Opinion ... YOU have a RESPONSIBILITY to Indoctrinate your kids, to some degree. Because Kids ain't smart enough to think all the time. That's why we lie to them - because they're not smart enough to use the truth.

What degree ? How far do you go ? No idea - but if we all do it for our own, I would assume some diversity would develop protecting the "Herd of Kids", as a whole. And we would be free to copy each other's successful Indoctrination Practices as we see fit - based upon results.

But when Government Indoctrinates ? I don't trust that at all - because Success Defined as Control of Government is no success at all, in my book. Hell - they're the worst of the worst.

And that goes for when Government Indoctrinates according to Religion too ... because I don't trust those fuckers. If they do it - it's wrong. And History shows I'm right in my suspicions.

But you - for your kids ? Please - Indoctrinate Away. You owe it to 'em.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:55 AM (fiGNd)

416 "Enough is enough": United Nations human rights officials said that Israel's use of lethal force against Palestinian demonstrators was unjustified and could amount to grave breaches of international law

Do go quietly into that good night.

Posted by: United Nations Human Rights Officials at May 15, 2018 10:56 AM (+y/Ru)

417 "Some of the most vicious attacks on Trump and Ivanka/Jared are coming from Jews. Do you think some of these people are secretly glad that Jerusalem has been recognized as the capital ---but they so want to virtue signal against anything Trump does that they let the hate fly?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2018 10:42 AM (7uYFy)"

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The Soros type of Jews?

Posted by: Decaf at May 15, 2018 10:57 AM (/3+Sg)

418 Tina Louise looks a little scary now. Not to age shame but something else is going on.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 10:57 AM (oiNtH)

419 Yep; because I have utter contempt for religious people including those who lived in the rural area of my state and whom I served as pastor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:51 AM (tpDAe)


Sarcasm Tag not needed. You live in New England ... where no Rural Areas exist. This post was obviously made for comedic value alone.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:57 AM (fiGNd)

420 Tom Wolfe is mort.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 10:58 AM (vDqXW)

421 Tom Wolfe is mort.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 10:58 AM (vDqXW)


The guy who used to non-stop defend the FBI here ? I would have never guessed.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:58 AM (fiGNd)

422 I doubt we'll see any great leaps anytime soon, but we are making progress. The numbers I've seen is that we're improving batteries at a steady 5-7% per year.

At that rate we're still looking at 40 years before batteries have the energy density per weight that gas gives us.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 10:51 AM (iv0p7)

No, the rate of improvement will plateau, and become a curve that approaches, but never meets, the theoretical maximum efficiency. I doubt they will ever get close to petroleum fuel in energy density. Remember, the petroleum-fueled car gets its oxidizer free, from the air, and doesn't have to carry it along. A battery carries its "fuel" and "oxidizer" both within its case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 10:59 AM (WFV7d)

423 Remember, the petroleum-fueled car gets its oxidizer free, from the air, and doesn't have to carry it along.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 10:59 AM (WFV7d)


Ooh ... Ooh ... You're talking about AIR !!!

What did I win ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 11:01 AM (fiGNd)

424 The bl@zer ban is like a government program. It will persist long after the need for it has passed.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 11:02 AM (/qEW2)

425 OHGoodness, You cant possibly post here. You said something logical and family friendly and pleasant with no jokes about pedophila
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 10:53 AM (tpDAe)

Fen, you realize the pedo jokes are part of a pattern of mocking the pedos, many of whom are creatures of the Left, and protected by them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 11:03 AM (WFV7d)

426 It appears on of the protesters brought a dead baby to dump on the pile in the Gaza strip.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2018 11:03 AM (JFO2v)

427 It appears on of the protesters brought a dead baby to dump on the pile in the Gaza strip.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2018 11:03 AM (JFO2v)

Another fine product of Planned Parenthood's Export Division!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 11:04 AM (WFV7d)

428 Paliwood.

Posted by: Jasper at May 15, 2018 11:07 AM (ggAgX)

429 1 Young Tom Sawyer. All shagged out after a night with Becky Thatcher and Aunt Polly's corn liquor.
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A modern day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean prideThough his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
His reserve, a quiet defense
Riding out the day's events
The riverWhat you say about his company
Is what you say about society
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 11:09 AM (y3aQB)

430 ...and the older ladies don't leave you with any presents.
Posted by: Ben Franklin at May 15, 2018 10:42 AM
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Have you been to The Villages lately?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 15, 2018 11:09 AM (HiDrR)

431 A modern day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride

Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
His reserve a quiet defense
Riding out the day's events
The river

What you say about his company
Is what you say about society
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift

The world is, the world is
Love and life are deep
Maybe as his skies are wide

Today's Tom Sawyer
He gets high on you
And the space he invades
He gets by on you

No, his mind is not for rent
To any God or government
Always hopeful yet discontent
He knows changes aren't permanent
But change is

What you say about his company
Is what you say about society
Catch the witness, catch the wit
Catch the spirit, catch the spit

The world is, the world is
Love and life are deep
Maybe as his eyes are wide

Exit the warrior
Today's Tom Sawyer
He gets high on you
And the energy you trade
He gets right on to the friction of the day
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at Least I can do it right ! Such a Dumbass today

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 11:11 AM (y3aQB)

432 Once the Left/Liberal/Prog/Dem filters are installed into their psyches, they become unable to perceive or process any facts/data that contradict the Party line.

It's not mere cognitive dissonance, it's not denial, it's an inability to even absorb in any fashion what is presented.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 08:56 AM (58eZn)


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True, especially since those filters are for the most part unchallenged. But leftist systems lead to contradictions. It makes me think that some kind of deprogramming therapy is at least possible, in which the subject is forced to confront the logical contradictions of their system.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 11:14 AM (/qEW2)

433 Sarcasm Tag not needed. You live in New England ... where no Rural Areas exist. This post was obviously made for comedic value alone.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 10:57 AM
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New Jersey is Middle Atlantic, not New England.

And there are many, many farms and rural areas. It is not all Camden.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 15, 2018 11:15 AM (HiDrR)

434 Stealing picture for my FB cover photo. Thanks!

Posted by: Julie the Jarhead at May 15, 2018 11:20 AM (5Hus1)

435 It's not mere cognitive dissonance, it's not denial, it's an inability to even absorb in any fashion what is presented.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 08:56 AM (58eZn)
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It's like I've said about Orwell. When he thought of the idea of "thoughtcrime" it was probably surreal enough that thought could be a crime, he didn't know that people would be conditioned to believe that people who speak as crime way are revealing the most heinous of souls, and so would have a deep emotional interest in expelling the "hateful" from them.

The idea that a restaurant-full of people supposed to be doing their jobs could not resist clustering around and harassing a black man in a MAGA hat can only be explained by aberrant psychology.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 11:24 AM (vDqXW)

Posted by: Timon at May 15, 2018 11:32 AM (NTM5E)

437 Once the Left/Liberal/Prog/Dem filters are installed into their psyches, they become unable to perceive or process any facts/data that contradict the Party line.

It's not mere cognitive dissonance, it's not denial, it's an inability to even absorb in any fashion what is presented.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 08:56 AM (58eZn)

Excellent.

Add to that the those who subscribe to such a political view think themselves as cool and hip and smart and fashionable, and you have an intoxicating brew that proves resistant to common sense.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2018 11:41 AM (7uYFy)

438 Add to that the those who subscribe to such a political view think themselves as cool and hip and smart and fashionable, and you have an intoxicating brew that proves resistant to common sense.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2018 11:41 AM (7uYFy)
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That's what it's all about any way. I used to think it was "easy virtue", but even that can be subsumed under my current theory: "self-flattery".

They aren't "fascists" because "fascism" is not a good label to wear. They are "compassionate", because in the amount that they care, and the instances that they care, they care. You're mean if you point out instances where they don't care--because they have their reasons--all, justified, and you begin a long game of tu quoque, when the original claim is that they have a care-advantage on you.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 12:08 PM (vDqXW)

439 Feet,clean,too.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 15, 2018 12:32 PM (e1mEI)

440 Oh, I love that picture. Adore it.

Now, to read the comments.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 15, 2018 02:10 PM (clL70)

441 That would work if every black group in every country of the world wasn't on the bottom rung of the cultural level.

Years ago, they also did a study and found that highly educated blacks STILL lagged behind the rest of the population here in the US, even with top professional jobs.

And in terms of health, they still died, on the average, younger than whites.

Posted by: Baldwin's Little Pig Daughter at May 15, 2018 05:27 PM (HLTe8)

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