"Breathtaking Duplicity:" Comey's Claims vs. Reality

That characterization from Joe DiGenova.

Comey's Claims:

Comey claimed falsely that the Steele Dossier was initially funded "by Republicans." When it was pointed out the Free Beacon said they had funded Fusion GPS but had not paid for the Steele Dossier, he went into his Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer act and claimed he only knew what he saw in the media.

Also echoing Obama, he claimed he did not know that the DNC and Hillary Clinton had funded the Steele Dossier. He claimed he'd only heard that in the media, but did not know it for a fact. Bizarrely, he did not seem to think it was necessary to find out who the actual parties were behind the dossier. He claimed that it was enough for him to know that political opponents of Trump had funded it.

He did not tell Trump about who funded it. Of course, he dismisses this as irrelevant.

He claimed that Cheryl Mills really was Hillary Clinton's lawyer. He also says Mills had been "scrubbed" as a target in the email investigation so I guess whoever Hillary wants in the room with her is fine, so long as Comey's dream team had "scrubbed" her.

He claimed, falsely, that the Steele Dossier was only a minor part of the FISA application and that there was much, much more information included in it. This is false, as Congressional disclosures have shown.

Why did he claim this? Is he lying or just spectacularly uninformed? Is he being okey-doked by more plugged-in Obama sleeper agents?

After first denying meeting with Clapper and Brennan together -- I sense that he sensed that someone had a report ready to run on this -- he then admitted they had just had dinner together. With their spouses, he added. He denied using that as an opportunity to talk shop about Trump.

He claims he didn't leak the dossier briefing to CNN and doesn't know who did. He got shifty here, claiming that he thought Bret Baier was asking who had leaked the "non-classified public document" (the Steele Dossier) to the media. He pretended to think Baier was asking about that, instead of asking about who had leaked the existence of the briefing. (Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer again.) When asked if he had bothered to investigate who had leaked the fact of the dossier briefing, he said he hadn't, and that it didn't matter. He then pretended that this was just about a "nonclassified public document" rather than a very classifed briefing of the president.

He claimed, farcically, that Trump was briefed on the dossier to the exact extent that Obama was, that Obama had no informational advantage here. Brett Baier, to his discredit, did not bring up the Susan Rice "by the book" memo about Obama's order to keep as much of the Russia investigation from Trump. As Brett Baier didn't ask about this, Comey couldn't be asked how he could square his claim that Trump was just as well-briefed as Obama when Obama had his highest-ranking people in a special meeting telling them to keep as much from Trump as possible.

Catherine Herridge points out that Comey admitted to passing his stolen memos to three people -- his "friend" Richman, his godson-turned-lawyer Patrick Fitzgerald, and a third lawyer who he either didn't name or whose name I just forget.

Herridge points out that he admitted that two of those memos were later classified by the FBI, and his lawyers had to turn them over to the FBI.

But that doesn't cure the leak of classified information -- when Comey passed those memos to unauthorized persons, he committed a leak of classified information.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:03 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2018 07:07 PM (MVjcR)

2 Ha!

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2018 07:07 PM (MVjcR)

3 Comey is a fine American Republican

Posted by: GOP Inc., Losing Elections and Getting PAID at April 26, 2018 07:07 PM (4dz1m)

4 So banana cream pie is too good for him ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at April 26, 2018 07:08 PM (AoK0a)

5 When does the level of stupid become a felonious action?

Because I think that just happened with the Comey interview on Baier's show.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2018 07:09 PM (UsCnO)

6 A Higher Loyalty to whom?

Posted by: jayhawkone at April 26, 2018 07:09 PM (o7a0F)

7 Just nail his ass to the cross he so badly thinks he is bearing.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2018 07:09 PM (d6jvL)

8 Tell me more about this Free Bacon...

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 26, 2018 07:10 PM (RuIsu)

9 Anyone wonder how these clowns get to be the guy in charge of these bureaucracies?

Posted by: rd at April 26, 2018 07:10 PM (4dz1m)

10 Completely lost on why this attorney pass-around, w the goal to leak to the NYT, isn't a conspiracy?

Posted by: Ever at April 26, 2018 07:11 PM (OLS0m)

11 Weasel, anybody with that many pine trees has no business being first.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2018 07:11 PM (d6jvL)

12 I really, really want to see James "Petyr Baelish" Comey in the dock.

Posted by: Chicago Vote Registrar at April 26, 2018 07:11 PM (Q7M5N)

13 i think it's a name you just forgot.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 26, 2018 07:12 PM (Pg+x7)

14 Dammit. I busted my ass (fingers) live blogging this shit and not ONE of you morons bothered to give me a NOOD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 07:12 PM (ptqGC)

15 I read somewhere that every single thing on an FBI director's laptop is secret and owned by the people of the United States because they paid his salary while he was using it. Why Comey the personality disordered thinks he can steal something he doesn't own (work product he was paid for by tax payers) and he can wish-cast the contents as his own property to hand out to media by a magic wand as non-secret is a mystery. Trump called him a nut-job and I think that is correct.

Posted by: Lester at April 26, 2018 07:12 PM (LfJIn)

16 Watching them try to tread water as the breakers roll over their heads, makes me horny. My wife's not here so I guess I'll go eat a steak.

Posted by: gNewt at April 26, 2018 07:13 PM (AEEhl)

17 11 Weasel, anybody with that many pine trees has no business being first.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2018 07:11 PM (d6jvL)
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Three down. I made examples of them last weekend.

Posted by: Wessel at April 26, 2018 07:13 PM (MVjcR)

18 The only thing that is destroying the honor and reputation of the FBI is the actions of the members of the FBI.

Posted by: rd at April 26, 2018 07:13 PM (4dz1m)

19 My favorite line: "Lady Justice is blind. And should remain so."

Said smugly. He's a regular Barack Obama. Malignant narcissism and all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

20 SO IN OTHER WORDS ... I BASICALLY TOLD THE TRUTH YOU BITCHES!!

HIGHER HONOR! HIGHER HONOR!!

Yes, I can be a PRIVATE CITIZEN and ... the FBI DIRECTOR with all the "uber-powers" of the director ... AT THE SAME TIME!!

FEAR ME YOU UNWASHED FORESKINS!!

Posted by: THE James Comey at April 26, 2018 07:13 PM (2ZzGF)

21 You know, as this spectacle has unfolded I have to come to the conclusion that's there's something decidedly not right about Mr. James Comey.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 26, 2018 07:14 PM (5aqWh)

22

Mara looks cute in her black leather suit
Hamburger grease in her hair

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 07:14 PM (IqV8l)

23 FOX girls breathless over "compelling" Cosby verdict.
Trying to sell this thing as some sort of clear cut sex assault or rape case is just bullshit.

But hey. A penis goes to prison. Yay.

Guess they also are too stupid to refuse someone handing them pills.

Guilfoyle is about to orgasm over it.

"#metoo"

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 26, 2018 07:15 PM (2wOtx)

24 Jane. Darlin' what can I do to assuage your hurt?

How about some Argentine shrimp and a Gin and Tonic?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2018 07:15 PM (d6jvL)

25 Butt worms, all the way down.

Posted by: Collin Kaffir, Professional Sceptic at April 26, 2018 07:15 PM (roQNm)

26 And this will amount to nothing.
Does anyone really have the balls to prosecute Comey for leaking classified info? For lying to Congress?

Posted by: wooga at April 26, 2018 07:15 PM (/NKts)

27 Obama's head of the FBI, the NSA, and the CIA all are fuching crooks.

Hanging them live on Pay Per View would go a long way to recuperating some of the damage they caused. Better than a GoFundMe page.

Really, other than CNN and the lackeys on MSBlowMe, who would be offended at the snapping of necks?

Auntie Maxine doesn't count.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2018 07:15 PM (UsCnO)

28 the dems are still running their shadow war

Posted by: concrete girl at April 26, 2018 07:15 PM (zr8oO)

29 I love when he told Bret that even after accusing PDT of acting "like a mob boss" and telling Andy Cooper that impeachment was "too good for Trump" he would have continued working for PDT as FBI director, had he not been fired.

What a worthless, ball-less tool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 07:15 PM (ptqGC)

30 Anyone wonder how these clowns get to be the guy in charge of these bureaucracies?
Posted by: rd at April 26, 2018 07:10 PM (4dz1m)

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Yes. Astonishing.

BTW, Jamie Gorelick says hello.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2018 07:15 PM (zUEDs)

31
My favorite line: "Lady Justice is blind. And should remain so."

Moe Howard eye poke

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 07:16 PM (IqV8l)

32 Anyone elses head start spinning when youre trying to parcel through all the lies and half truths?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at April 26, 2018 07:16 PM (O9JR8)

33 ace>it was pointed out the Free Beacon said they had funded Fusion GPS...

definition of cuck?

Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2018 07:16 PM (If3tB)

34 Jimbo, dude, I want some of what you're smoking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 07:16 PM (+y/Ru)

35 18 The only thing that is destroying the honor and reputation of the FBI is the actions of the members of the FBI.

---

Actually no. My illegal actions don't destroy the FBI - but you pointing out my illegal acts ... well that kind of does. Which is why my boys will be opening an investigation on everyone in this thread - except me ... cuz I'm an uber-awesome private citizen trying to save freedom and DEMOCRACAAAHHH!!

Posted by: THE James Comey at April 26, 2018 07:17 PM (2ZzGF)

36 Jane. Darlin' what can I do to assuage your hurt?

How about some Argentine shrimp and a Gin and Tonic?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2018 07:15 PM (d6jvL)

Hey, hon! Sippin' on some Tito's vodka, salmon in the oven. Heading to Jekyll Island tomorrow morning for a weekend function. Won't have time for a horseback ride on Driftwood Beach, sadly.

*smooch*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

37 I'd call him a sack of shit, but sacks and shit have value.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2018 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

38 30 Anyone wonder how these clowns get to be the guy in charge of these bureaucracies?
Posted by: rd at April 26, 2018 07:10 PM (4dz1m)

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I won the post in a lottery.

Posted by: THE James Comey at April 26, 2018 07:18 PM (2ZzGF)

39 A Higher Loyalty to whom?

Posted by: jayhawkone at April 26, 2018 07:09 PM (o7a0F)
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His SJW wife.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2018 07:19 PM (PvFoN)

40 "Breathtaking Duplicity:"

* nods in ---SHART!

Dammit all. Let's try again.

*nods in admiration*

Posted by: Hillary! at April 26, 2018 07:19 PM (gh7cp)

41 Bill Bennett's alive?

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 26, 2018 07:20 PM (2wOtx)

42 Anyone wonder how these clowns get to be the guy in charge of these bureaucracies?

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Well, on the competency/blind loyalty scale, I'm guessing Lady Justice has her thumb on the loyalty side.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 07:20 PM (+y/Ru)

43 Uh-oh. Justin Bieber has unfollowed Kanye West on Twitter.

Imagine how broken up West must be about that.

Posted by: Chicago Vote Registrar at April 26, 2018 07:20 PM (Q7M5N)

44 Anyone wonder how these clowns get to be the guy in charge of these bureaucracies?
Posted by: rd at April 26, 2018 07:10 PM (4dz1m)

I bet the the only thing the top of DoJ and FBI did the last two years was try to cover for Hills and frame Trump.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 26, 2018 07:20 PM (Eu5eZ)

45 You know, as this spectacle has unfolded I have to come to the conclusion that's there's something decidedly not right about Mr. James Comey.

I say, that 'Jack' fellow in London does seem an odd duck, what?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 26, 2018 07:20 PM (6FqZa)

46 Jim Comey grabbed Lady Justice by the pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2018 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

47 Lie until you get called out on it, and then be secure that you will never be prosecuted. The Dem model.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 26, 2018 07:21 PM (6Ll1u)

48 I wonder if Hillary has lined up a hit man for Comey yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

49 You know, Mr. Comey, in certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as
entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords.

Posted by: The Operative at April 26, 2018 07:21 PM (rznWS)

50 I'd love to hear what Jack Straw has to say about all of this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 07:22 PM (k1TUh)

51 So have the GOPe, NeverTrumpers , TrueCons and FauxCons explained why Comey is an honorable man?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 26, 2018 07:22 PM (eAMlh)

52 Posted by: The Operative
...

"This is a good death. There is no shame in this."

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 26, 2018 07:22 PM (2wOtx)

53 @1: "First?"

You forgot "Last and Always"

Posted by: Sisters of Mercy at April 26, 2018 07:23 PM (rznWS)

54 Funny how the stupidity only errs in one direction.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at April 26, 2018 07:23 PM (4Vyyp)

55 9 Anyone wonder how these clowns get to be the guy in charge of these bureaucracies?
Posted by: rd at April 26, 2018 07:10 PM (4dz1m)

Beats me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 26, 2018 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

56 shackles for all!11@now

Posted by: micky at April 26, 2018 07:23 PM (dF9Lb)

57 Imagine how broken up West must be about that.

Posted by: Chicago Vote Registrar at April 26, 2018 07:20 PM (Q7M5N)

As much as Golfman?

Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2018 07:24 PM (If3tB)

58
So have the GOPe, NeverTrumpers , TrueCons and FauxCons explained why Comey is an honorable man?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 26, 2018 07:22 PM (eAMlh)

Good point. After that interview, they're probably at their respective private clubs, drinking heavily.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 07:24 PM (ptqGC)

59
This petty, fragile, corrupt man was top dog at one of our most important institutions. No way he walks away from this mess without doing time at ClubFed.

Posted by: 13times at April 26, 2018 07:24 PM (K3B2k)

60 Donald Trump has broken many people, but this is one the most spectacular breakings, all done out in the open and all encouraged by Trump's foes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at April 26, 2018 07:25 PM (0QYMt)

61 Speaking of assholes, didja see Sheriff Israel's response?

Bonus: Those of you who were worried about the SO having 600 employees, don't worry. It's not true.

https://bit.ly/2vPEpn9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)

62 Funny how the stupidity only errs in one direction.
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at April 26, 2018 07:23 PM (4Vyyp)

Much to consider in one comment.

Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2018 07:25 PM (If3tB)

63 Speaking of assholes, didja see Sheriff Israel's response?

Bonus: Those of you who were worried about the SO having 600 employees, don't worry. It's not true.

https://bit.ly/2vPEpn9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)

So he's in favor of voter ID?

Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2018 07:25 PM (If3tB)

64 I'd suggest the man should be handcuffed but something tells me he would enjoy that.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 26, 2018 07:25 PM (eAMlh)

65 I saw Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer open for Alien Crime Syndicate at the Forum in '01.

Posted by: Hands at April 26, 2018 07:25 PM (EzdLW)

66 I think Jimmy "Straight Shooter" Comey is going to replace Benedict Arnold as our biggest traitor.

At least Arnold did it for tail, upward mobility, money, and he was truly fucked over.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 07:26 PM (pw+jk)

67 A Wrecks, those links never work for me. May I have your synopsis?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2018 07:26 PM (d6jvL)

68 Bonus: Those of you who were worried about the SO having 600 employees, don't worry. It's not true.

https://bit.ly/2vPEpn9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)

Wow. Actually not hard to believe.

Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2018 07:27 PM (If3tB)

69 In the words of Gunny Hartman "6'9", I didn't know they stacked shit that high. Are you trying to squeeze an inch on me private?"

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 26, 2018 07:27 PM (CLPFS)

70
Just Comey, Clapper and Brennan having a little dinner party.

"we dint talk bout nuttin"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2018 07:27 PM (r+sAi)

71 Ultimately, Barack Obama was responsible for all of this.

If he didn't know and approve, he should have.

My spider sense tells me he knew quite a bit about this. A lot of threads lead right back to him.

Which is why, in the end, I honestly doubt anyone will be prosecuted on the evil D side. Because once that tide starts to run, it runs all the way back to him.

Barack, the magic President, ain't going to be in the dock for anything.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 26, 2018 07:27 PM (S6Pax)

72
It just astounds me how the Rep leadership has zero interest in serving up some payback to the Dims for all their law fare thru the years,

which sent their Rep buddies to prison and/or bankrupted them.

You'd think they'd be all over this from day one.

And the fact that they'd be absolutely in the right morally and legally-

to frog march these commie hacks straight into the hoosegow Plus remake the DOJ, FBI, and CIA into truly effective, politically neutral organizations ought to be very very sweet indeed.

But....I guess Soros' money is even sweeter.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2018 07:28 PM (9q7Dl)

73 59
This petty, fragile, corrupt man was top dog at one of our most important institutions. No way he walks away from this mess without doing time at ClubFed.

Posted by: 13times at April 26, 2018 07:24 PM (K3B2k)
************
Snort......shart! ....snizzle.... zzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Sessions Down For A Nap at April 26, 2018 07:28 PM (Y274z)

74 Will Jimmy's "husband" need a step stool to service his wife or will a prison cot suffice?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 07:28 PM (pw+jk)

75 You should all be wearing blindfolds.

Posted by: Comey the Blameless at April 26, 2018 07:28 PM (EzdLW)

76 The straw ballot only reflects a portion of the 5,400 BSO employees...

Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2018 07:29 PM (If3tB)

77 Just from the standpoint of fantasy here... it's technically possible that Obama could be charged with crimes committed while he was in office? He doesn't get automatic immunity?

Please say yes.

(I think there's some rule that you can't arrest legislators for crimes while they're in session, but they're not immune to being arrested at other times -- not sure if there's anything similar for Presidents).

Posted by: Chicago Vote Registrar at April 26, 2018 07:29 PM (Q7M5N)

78 ACE

"He also says Mills had been "scrubbed" as a target in the email investigation so I guess whoever Hillary wants in the room with her is fine"

They negotiated IMMUNITY for Mills for anything found on her laptop...so in essence the FBI "gave" non target status when they GAVE her immunity from being a target

Posted by: TopsecretK9 at April 26, 2018 07:30 PM (uK0Sp)

79 You know, Mr. Comey, in certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as

entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords.

Posted by: The Operative at April 26, 2018 07:21 PM (rznWS)

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Or lined up against a wall and asked if they wanted a ciggy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 07:31 PM (pw+jk)

80 Didn't Tucker Carlson and Andrew Breitbart once have dinner with Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorn?

Posted by: Hands at April 26, 2018 07:31 PM (EzdLW)

81 And the little follow-on back-n-forth between Martha McCallum and Bret Baier was just pablum, wasn't it, each of them finding his lies and squirms just "interesting."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 26, 2018 07:31 PM (PT1k7)

82
"He also says Mills had been "scrubbed" as a target in the email investigation so I guess whoever Hillary wants in the room with her is fine"

Scrubbed? You mean, like, with a brillo pad?

Posted by: Hillary! at April 26, 2018 07:31 PM (EzdLW)

83 Didn't Tucker Carlson and Andrew Breitbart once have dinner with Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorn?

Posted by: Hands at April 26, 2018 07:31 PM (EzdLW)
**********************

Yes they did.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2018 07:32 PM (PvFoN)

84 A Wrecks, those links never work for me. May I have your synopsis?

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Synopsis: Fuck you all and the horses you rode in on because only 600 of my almost 6,000 employees voted and the rest all love me and the ones who voted against me are just trying to extort a raise out of the good people of Broward County.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 07:32 PM (+y/Ru)

85 he's a dirty fbi bitch there's not much to say in his defense is there

Posted by: happyfeet at April 26, 2018 07:32 PM (mLfQi)

86 I'm watching a show about how the soldiers in WW1 weren't physically capable, 100 years later kids aren't now either

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 26, 2018 07:33 PM (6Ll1u)

87 Broward Country Sheriff's Office:

The Sheriff's Office is composed of 5,400 employees, including approximately 2,800 certified deputies and approximately 600 fire rescue professionals.
The BSO budget is approximately $700 million annually.

Dayum.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 07:34 PM (pQplJ)

88 A Wrecks, Thank You.

If you read Mill's deposition by Judicial Watch. She had 504 responses of " I don't recall"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2018 07:36 PM (d6jvL)

89
It appears to me the club fed reservations are only for McCabe.

maybe strozk and page depending upon their deal.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2018 07:36 PM (r+sAi)

90 The BSO budget is approximately $700 million annually.

==========

So to stop more children dying we should give them more money and not more courage and leadership, right?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 07:36 PM (pw+jk)

91 Why does this giant ungainly dunderheaded homunculus keep going public? What's in it for him? He's digging himself in deeper and deeper, fast.

It's as if the God he keeps falsely invoking is causing him to destroy himself to implicate the other conspirators, and protect the President and the Nation.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 26, 2018 07:36 PM (GGiG6)

92 Can we stop calling it a "dossier"? Sounds too fancy and European. Frechified. Can we just call it a fucking FILE? how about we just say, the Steele File?

As in, The Steele File was an opp from the start?

Posted by: Clifford Skridlow at April 26, 2018 07:37 PM (C1NyB)

93 "He also says Mills had been "scrubbed" as a target in the email investigation so I guess whoever Hillary wants in the room with her is fine"

Scrubbed? Like with a ScotchBrite pad?

Posted by: Hillary at April 26, 2018 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

94 As a palate cleanser, here is that ballzacious Boadicea Katie Hopkins giving a real stem-winder of a speech:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1EhxwVKPy0

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2018 07:37 PM (qJtVm)

95 80: yep. And murdered 3 weeks later.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 26, 2018 07:38 PM (89T5c)

96 @89: "It appears to me the club fed reservations are only for McCabe.

maybe strozk and page depending upon their deal."

In any sane society, corrupt pols and bureaucrats should basically be begging for prison, given that the alternative would almost certainly be gettin' jerked to Jesus.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 26, 2018 07:38 PM (rznWS)

97 Why does this giant ungainly dunderheaded homunculus keep going public?
What's in it for him? He's digging himself in deeper and deeper, fast.

========

1. Super moral.
2. Super ethical.
3. A brave and valiant knight of the federal government.
4. A mission from God.
5. For the good of the country and the federal government.

Just ask him Jimmy Drama, he will tell you.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 07:39 PM (pw+jk)

98 how about we just say, the Steele File <<<<<

The Hillary Funded Spying File.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2018 07:39 PM (r+sAi)

99 Jim Comey will now become the new spokesman for Flex Seal tape, it never leaks!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 26, 2018 07:40 PM (nWc4E)

100 92 Can we stop calling it a "dossier"? Sounds too fancy and European. Frechified. Can we just call it a fucking FILE? how about we just say, the Steele File?

As in, The Steele File was an opp from the start?
Posted by: Clifford Skridlow at April 26, 2018 07:37 PM (C1NyB)

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Yeah. The Steele File. Or maybe the Clinton Piss Folder. The Blumenthal Asswipe. Something like that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 26, 2018 07:40 PM (GGiG6)

101 Eris, I looked thru the DM for something from Hopkins. Is she still a columnist there?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2018 07:41 PM (d6jvL)

102 Comey leaked classified information and he deserves time in prison. If he doesn't then
go ask David Petraeus if lady justice is blind.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2018 07:42 PM (PvFoN)

103 Name one federal official that has gone to jail for flagrantly violating the law? You can't because it hasn't happened.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 26, 2018 07:42 PM (6Ll1u)

104 Did anyone call Nood?

It's silky and shiny...like a diamond.

Those are hints.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 26, 2018 07:43 PM (FqXvH)

105
I'm watching a show about how the soldiers in WW1 weren't physically capable, 100 years later kids aren't now either

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 26, 2018 07:33 PM (6Ll1u)

I have my paternal grandfather's Croix de Guerre on a wall here that says otherwise.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

106 Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2018 07:41 PM (d6jvL)

Ben, I don't know how old the video is, but she said she was a columnist at the Daily Mail.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2018 07:44 PM (qJtVm)

107 Did anyone call Nood?

It's silky and shiny...like a diamond.

Those are hints.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 26, 2018 07:43 PM (FqXvH)

Okay:

Nood.

No, I mean nood nood.

Ace's definitely playing with his time machine again.

Diamond & Silk Nood.

Posted by: filbert at April 26, 2018 07:45 PM (953wK)

108 Eris, Thanks. Hopkins is a treasure.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2018 07:47 PM (d6jvL)

109 COMPANY INTELLIGENCE REPORT #69

Confirmation that OBAMA has 'kompromat' (compromising material) on subject COMEY. According to Source XXX, where s/he was present, COMEY in oval office performed sucking of cock (fellatio) on President OBAMA, Michele OBAMA, DNI CLAPPER, CIA Director BRENNAN and Bo OBAMA, portuguia water dog.

The episode involving COMEY reported above was confirmed by Source Z, cleaning lady, who asserted that COMEY only swallowed for the three OBAMAs.

Posted by: Remington Steele at April 26, 2018 07:50 PM (DuAZ5)

110 Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2018 07:29 PM (If3tB)

I know you're being facetious, but, how many of those 5,400 employees are sworn deputies? Like, patrol deputies, and not, say, corrections officers, or clerks, or.... etc?

Posted by: Clifford Skridlow at April 26, 2018 07:50 PM (C1NyB)

111 As a palate cleanser, here is that ballzacious Boadicea Katie Hopkins giving a real stem-winder of a speech:

Oh, this girl is good. Where did you find her?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2018 07:50 PM (fuK7c)

112 stem winder is a great phrase and there is a nood up-en there

Posted by: micky at April 26, 2018 07:52 PM (dF9Lb)

113 Aannnnnd I didn't see rock's comment at 7:43. I'll just fuck off now.

Dammit.

Posted by: Clifford Skridlow at April 26, 2018 07:52 PM (C1NyB)

114 RICKB'S

FUCK YOU, AUTOCORRECT.

Posted by: Clifford Skridlow at April 26, 2018 07:53 PM (C1NyB)

115 I wonder how many competent and honorable men at the FBI and CIA have been passed over for promotion or political appointment because they just weren't corrupt enough.

It can't be good for morale.

Posted by: girldog at April 26, 2018 08:08 PM (g5YYQ)

116 26 And this will amount to nothing.
Does anyone really have the balls to prosecute Comey for leaking classified info? For lying to Congress?
Posted by: wooga at April 26, 2018 07:15 PM (/NKts)

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Well the IG is investigating, which means blah, blah

Posted by: MAGA at April 26, 2018 08:10 PM (LnOh3)

117 Comey was basically laying out his legal defense strategy in this interview: he was kept in the dark about all the central/important elements of this criminal operation.

IOW the Sgt. Schultz strategy.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 26, 2018 08:16 PM (HiDrR)

118 > The BSO budget is approximately $700 million annually.

I'm pretty sure I could hire guys who would run away and hide behind their cars for a tenth of that.

Posted by: Chicago Vote Registrar at April 26, 2018 08:29 PM (Q7M5N)

119 "Not to worry, with Hillary in the White House, we will never have to answer for any of this shit!"

James Comey, November 7, 2016

"Oh SHIT!!!"

James Comey, November 8, 2016

Posted by: JB1000 at April 26, 2018 08:33 PM (qqJSj)

120 "Posted by: MAGA at April 26, 2018 08:10 PM (LnOh3)
117 Comey was basically laying out his legal defense strategy in this interview: he was kept in the dark about all the central/important elements of this criminal operation.

IOW the Sgt. Schultz strategy."

Exactly. Comey has started to shift responsibility to McCabe, Strzok, and Page, and if you noticed, he was hinting he had no intent to leak anything classified, claiming the materials were designated as such after the fact and so forth. He or his attorneys have been alerted he may be or actually is a target.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 26, 2018 08:38 PM (BH1p+)

121 wow, so this is interesting. Has any prominent members of the GOP semi-party been informed about this?

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 26, 2018 08:56 PM (Kuhyt)

122 "claimed he only knew what he saw in the media".

That was a Phrase Obama used a lot wasn't it. To imply his fingerprints weren't on anything that happened. I didn't buy it then and I don't buy it now.

Posted by: Kala at April 27, 2018 07:53 AM (DaSm0)

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