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Friday's ONT Has a Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi
Bad Idea Jeans
Hey, let's ask Suzie to play. She plays softball, maybe she'd like dodge ball!
Miscarriage of Justice Woman helps cop, kills bad guy - then gets sued
I don't say “there oughtta be a law” often, mainly because I usually think there shouldn't be a law, and a lot of existing laws need to be eliminated, but there oughtta be a law that someone who is killed, hurt, whatever during the commission of a crime has no right to sue for anything.
Climb Every Mountain
Why did the man climb the mountain? Because it was there? Because he was drunk! Drunk tourist accidentally climbs mountain while trying to get back to his hotel Honorary Moron.
Rare Footage Everyone knows that men go fishing. What is not as well know is that sometimes fish go manning.
Oh, Dwayne
I've always liked The Rock, mainly because he seems to be a fairly affable guy, and he'd not afraid to make fun, sometimes silly, movies. Also because I haven't seen him get political at all. Actors are paid to act, not think. That's why I was disappointed to see this story. DWAYNE ‘THE ROCK’ JOHNSON THROWS HIS SUPPORT TO NFL ANTHEM PROTESTORS
Not Quite Darwin Award
He Bought A Mini Taser For His Wife, And Tested It On Himself I bet all his friends now greet him with “ZZZZZZZAP!”
Man's Best Friend Get a dog, they said. Dogs will always look out for you if you're in trouble, they said.
owner pretends to collapse to see his dog's reaction. a dog's loyalty is second to none. pic.twitter.com/DtK9EzkjPN
— hieronymus bosch (@flesrullikko) October 25, 2015
Willful Blindness American Jews should wake up to which side their most dangerous enemies are on. Now I get that a lot of American Jews identify more with their cultural and political class than with their ethnicity. I guess I can sorta understand that. What I don't understand is the deliberate refusal to recognize just where the majority of today's antisemitism is coming from, and the historical ignorance to think that because their ethnicity doesn't matter to them, it won't matter to others if the time ever comes. German Jews thought they were good, solid German citizens. And they were. Until they weren't. A Lone Voice, Crying in the Wilderness
When Schools Get Political, What Should Teachers Do? This is a good teacher. Not because she pushed political views that I agree with onto her students, but because she didn't. (To be fair, not pushing is a political stance I agree with). Tonight's ONT brought to you by moms:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 09:42 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 09:43 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 09:43 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 09:43 PM (whS+7)
Yay! ONT!!!
Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 20, 2018 09:43 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2018 09:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 09:44 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 09:44 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:45 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Quint at April 20, 2018 09:45 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Wendy Wasserman at April 20, 2018 09:45 PM (TqcFo)
Trust the plan.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 09:45 PM (fA1SL)
American Jews should wake up to which side their most dangerous enemy
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Jews don't have a real strong track record for recognizing threats, until it's too late, that is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 09:46 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 09:46 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: that meddling fluffy at April 20, 2018 09:46 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 20, 2018 09:46 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:46 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 09:47 PM (whS+7)
Posted by: BigZesty at April 20, 2018 09:47 PM (rOb6X)
True story.
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Did you at least make the putt?
Posted by: junior at April 20, 2018 09:47 PM (V+m3D)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2018 09:47 PM (9rIkM)
When a "cause" is dying and growing more unpopular and the players are starting to given in, THAT is the best time to throw your support to it. He should be the Rock Head
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2018 09:47 PM (SiINZ)
With all the carrots they eat they should have x-ray vision.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:48 PM (hMwEB)
Did you at least make the putt?
Posted by: junior at April 20, 2018 09:47 PM (V+m3D)
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The windmill had it out for me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 09:48 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 09:46 PM (8gDQu)
I guess he's showing out for the brotha. Funny thing is, I had no idea he was part black until a couple years ago. Hell, Obama is blacker than the rock.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2018 09:48 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 09:48 PM (whS+7)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 09:49 PM (9Hjhc)
True story.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 09:44 PM (kLBhp)
I sawed a boat in half and was still able to ride on it thanks to the power of FlexSeal!
Posted by: Phil Swift, selling FlexSeal at April 20, 2018 09:49 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 09:48 PM (whS+7)
It's certainly not lucky for the rabbit!
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:49 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: BigZesty at April 20, 2018 09:47 PM (rOb6X)
No, we're Morons. There's a difference.
Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2018 09:49 PM (YYn2L)
The sad part is, the dog in the bottom video was probably trying to help.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 09:44 PM
*******
Continue to believe that, if it makes you happy...
I think that dog is a MONSTER!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 09:49 PM (e9G8E)
We had an Eagle Scout who credited his Mom for being the person who knew him for nine months longer than anyone else during his Court of Honor.
We all LOLed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2018 09:50 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2018 09:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: f'd at April 20, 2018 09:51 PM (UdKB7)
Watched a bit of Hannity earlier goofing on Morning Joke.
This morning it was All Trump And Hookers All The Time.
Donnie Douche actually said, "I can't believe no one's actually asked me about hookers because I have some expertise on the subject."
Not surprised, Donnie Douchebag. Not a smidge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2018 09:51 PM (ptqGC)
Have you READ the byline?
Posted by: Weirddave at April 20, 2018 09:51 PM (vFKpB)
I am going to trade in my treadmill for a stair master. Feeling every bit of 29 today. Joints in hands are really hurting today.
Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2018 09:51 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2018 09:51 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Phil Swift, selling FlexSeal at April 20, 2018 09:49 PM (J7NdS)
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Call me.
Posted by: Southwest Airlines at April 20, 2018 09:52 PM (kLBhp)
Pfft.
Try playing it with a college pitcher. If I couldn't bean somebody, I didn't know my business.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 09:52 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 09:52 PM (whS+7)
That song White Rabbit by Thomas Jefferson's Airplane was about drugs IIRC.
Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 09:52 PM (Rrifi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 09:48 PM (whS+7)
It's certainly not lucky for the rabbit!
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April
well, depends upon how you look at it. sure the rabbit lost one foot which is now hanging from someone's key chain, which might make you think he is unlucky.
However, he is much luckier than the rabbit whose entire body is hanging off of someone's key chain.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 09:53 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: BigZesty at April 20, 2018 09:47 PM (rOb6X)
No, we're Morons. There's a difference.
Fair enough. I fit, even though I don't comment much
Posted by: BigZesty at April 20, 2018 09:53 PM (rOb6X)
>> "OT -- NJ is spending $85k for Chris Christie's official portrait
By - get this - an Australian artist."
Hmm. artist Paul Newton got the commission; some pages from his website showing a few samples of his work:
http://www.paulnewton.com.au/
Pretty
good, but somewhat overpriced for the quality of the work. Christie
could have dome better hiring one of the best NYC artists for that
price.
The upside is that the finished painting will at least be a palate cleanser from the recent horrid Obama "portraits".
Posted by: Anonymous7 at April 20, 2018 09:53 PM (zlb45)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 09:53 PM (whS+7)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2018 09:53 PM (QDnY+)
Listen to this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WRu_HG0_8I
Do you hear Johnny Cash's "Ring in Fire" in that?
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 20, 2018 09:54 PM (+Ty8m)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 09:54 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2018 09:49 PM (YYn2L)
We're mutants! There's something wrong with us! There's something seriously wrong with us! But we're American mutants!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 09:54 PM (GBxj/)
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What if there are two crimes? Shoplifter gets caught; proprietor breaks his hand to teach him a lesson.
Both of them should be prosecuted, but there are also damages. Shoplifter, if he broke anything in the course of his crime, and the proprietor who caused medical damage to the shoplifter. I think they should both be responsible for the damages they were responsible for.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 09:54 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 09:54 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 09:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
Those pills her mother gives out are a ripoff, man.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 09:55 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 09:55 PM (whS+7)
Posted by: BigZesty at April 20, 2018 09:47 PM (rOb6X)
Nothing weird at all about helping someone you love with their diet.
500 calories a day is just about right.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 09:56 PM (fiGNd)
That really falls under the umbrella of "simple common sense".
The problem is in the courts - retarded judges and totally insane juries.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 09:56 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 09:57 PM (whS+7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 09:57 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 09:55 PM (whS+7)
And God knows I'm a mutt. But who is more faithful, more loving than a mutt? Who cried when Old Yeller got shot? Oh, nobody cried. I cried my eyes out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 09:57 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: ScoggDog
20 million North Koreans can't be wrong!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 09:57 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 09:54 PM (pvjTE)
What's the second crime?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 09:57 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 09:57 PM (fA1SL)
Since we are constantly balancing restrictions of freedom, inconveniences, etc., it's a no-brainer to reduce the protections given to criminals in the act. Their victims rank very high, the perps rank at the bottom of any conceivable scale.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2018 09:57 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2018 09:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BigZesty at April 20, 2018 09:58 PM (rOb6X)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 09:57 PM (whS+7)
Don't confuse Scogg or he'll forget about the branding again.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:58 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 09:58 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 09:57 PM (MTjB1)
Nah. Play dodge ball with 9 inch diameter, 5 oz. baseballs.
Now we're talking serious dodgeball.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 09:58 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 09:59 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 09:59 PM (PUmDY)
500 calories a day is just about right.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 09:56 PM (fiGNd)
I'd rather have 500 calories a day than some of the diet recommendations ace gives.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 09:59 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2018 09:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 09:59 PM (whS+7)
Posted by: Quint at April 20, 2018 09:59 PM (n13/j)
Now we're talking serious dodgeball.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April
nine inch diameter baseball?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 09:59 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 09:54 PM (GBxj/)
'Mutant' is a slur, please use the term 'Mutated Americans'.
Posted by: SJW Mutant at April 20, 2018 09:59 PM (J7NdS)
Hmmm, that gym in the video looks an awful lot like somewhere I misspent a few weeks as a youth in 1986...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 09:59 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 09:59 PM (Rrifi)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:00 PM (fiGNd)
Now we're talking serious dodgeball.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Posted by: Patches O'Hoolihan at April 20, 2018 10:00 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: BigZesty at April 20, 2018 10:00 PM (rOb6X)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:01 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 09:54 PM (pvjTE)
No. Fuck the shoplifter. Once someone engages in a felony, all consequences should be on his tab. See, e.g., felony murder doctrine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:01 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: BigZesty at April 20, 2018 09:58 PM (rOb6X)
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PRO TIP: Use a towel.
Posted by: Southwest Airlines at April 20, 2018 10:01 PM (kLBhp)
They are made of foam.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:01 PM (whS+7)
know that Saturday if supposed to be Caterday.
Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (whS+7)
I know the grocery store I shop at stripped the shelves last weekend, or a bit before (the bagged lettuce section was 100% baby spinach on Monday). But they had restocked everything when I was there after work today.
So, is it still Romaine-roulette lettuce, or not?
Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:01 PM (whS+7)
If it doesn't hurt ... why in the Hell even play the game ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)
They are made of foam.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:01 PM (whS+7)
Nerf balls? They've been around for decades. They used to have a competitor ... "Puff", I believe.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 09:54 PM (pvjTE)
What's the second crime?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 09:57 PM (8gDQu)
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In every state in our country, breaking the hand of a shoplifter is a criminal act. More serious than shoplifting even.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (pvjTE)
Meh. I will still steal his movies, just like before.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (whS+7)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)
There's still the humiliation.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:03 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Towely at April 20, 2018 10:03 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2018 09:48 PM (UiRxW)
But if you listen to him speak, he has the same accent. Just, more T.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2018 10:03 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Patches O'Hoolihan at April 20, 2018 10:00 PM (9Hjhc)
A wrench is easy to dodge, because it's too heavy to throw really hard, much like the traditional dodge ball. A wiffle ball is easy to throw hard (although tough on the arm) but has no impact.
A baseball is pretty much in the sweet spot in weight, between light enough to throw hard, but heavy enough to do some damage when it hits.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:03 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:04 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)
There's still the humiliation.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:03 PM (8gDQu)
You can't do proper Humiliation without Pain.
Uh ... we still talkin' about dodgeball ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:04 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (pvjTE)
Okay. What about cutting his right hand off?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 20, 2018 10:04 PM (T71PA)
They are made of foam.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:01 PM (whS+7)
The feminization of America is now officially complete.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:04 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:05 PM (whS+7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:05 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 10:05 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:05 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:05 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2018 10:06 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 10:06 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2018 10:06 PM (yQpMk)
We've likely passed Peak Rock. Sad!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 20, 2018 10:06 PM (I/iGu)
They oughta' do that for those stupid damn corporate team building trips.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:06 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 20, 2018 10:06 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 09:59 PM (MTjB1)
Sorry. Scotch talking. Nine inch circumference.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:07 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2018 10:07 PM (oTvvq)
Uh ... we still talkin' about dodgeball ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:04 PM (fiGNd)
Pain was never part of dodgeball. It was always about humiliation. The kid who would be knocked out 3 seconds after the game started ... and then beaned 10 times by everyone else as he walked off (even by two of his own team). But he never got hurt because those big round rubbery balls couldn't hurt anyone. He just had to sit on the sidelines watching everyone else have fun.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:07 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 10:06 PM (9Hjhc)
Half Samoan.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2018 10:07 PM (2DOZq)
We've likely passed Peak Rock. Sad!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 20, 2018 10:06 PM (I/iGu)
The Rock is a trap.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 20, 2018 10:07 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:08 PM (whS+7)
In every state in our country, breaking the hand of a shoplifter is a criminal act. More serious than shoplifting even.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (pvjTE)
In 18th century England, they hanged pickpockets.
Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2018 10:08 PM (sdi6R)
They oughta' do that for those stupid damn corporate team building trips.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:06 PM (fiGNd)
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You mean climbing up a tree with a helmet on isn't good enough anymore?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:08 PM (kLBhp)
So, wait. It is pronounced Nexium? Isn't that a heart burn medication?
Also 'personal and professional seminars'. Is that what we are calling it these days?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:08 PM (sCUYC)
Allison Mack tweeted a portrait of Marina Abramovich (spirit cooking witch)
https://twitter.com/filmdude63/status/987490590391586817
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:08 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
And the ball itself was 100% made of pure Roman concrete. It took nine guys to lift it!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:08 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 20, 2018 10:08 PM (yQpMk)
They are made of foam.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:01 PM (whS+7)
Should put a piece of broken glass into each one.
(How I have a scar underneath one eye to this day. Thanks, La Raza!)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:08 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 10:06 PM (9Hjhc)
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Spamican-American
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:09 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 10:09 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:07 PM (8gDQu)
Our gym-teacher deflated 'em a little. So you got a real good grab, and they stung a bit. Increased the fun level. Nobody bitched.
He had great rules "If you throw at the head ... it hurts".
The 80s man. We had so much more fun than the kids now.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:09 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2018 10:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 10:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at April 20, 2018 10:09 PM (2835Q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:10 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Oh it's not that bad Jay. Whoops, got a run in my stocking again dangit! BRB...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:10 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at April 20, 2018 10:10 PM (fdTrp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:10 PM (fA1SL)
1. CO Avalanche
2. Canadian teams who ain't the Habs
3. the Habs
4. The original American NHL teams
5. Except the Redwings
6. Meh
I loved seeing the Jets advance. Scary good team. Best fans in the world as well.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 20, 2018 10:10 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 20, 2018 10:11 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 20, 2018 10:11 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2018 10:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:11 PM (whS+7)
Posted by: Shep Smith at April 20, 2018 10:11 PM (2835Q)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:01 PM (GBxj/)
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Shoplifting is rarely a felony. Unless the shoplifter is in a jewelry store and the diamonds are unattended. Most shoplifting crimes are misdemeanors.
Besides that, the felony murder doctrine doesn't protect the person who commits a crime against a criminal. If an unarmed thief is stealing your car, and you come running out and shoot him dead, the felony murder doctrine has nothing to do with you. If the thief had an accomplice, that person might get charged with murder, but so would you. The accomplice under the felony murder doctrine; you just as a plain old murderer.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:11 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: rickl
In the era before modern policing and forensics, the state lacked any real enforcement mechanisms to prevent crime so they relied on the fear of the hangman to keep people on the straight and narrow. Just as society was getting advanced enough to catch a good percentage of criminals to make fear of death a real deterrent, we puss out on the death penalty. Sad!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 10:12 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Gingy at April 20, 2018 10:12 PM (vFKpB)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2018 10:12 PM (2DOZq)
136 They haven't learned the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at April 20, 2018 10:10 PM (fdTrp
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And dangle!
Posted by: Anthony Wiener at April 20, 2018 10:12 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:13 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2018 10:11 PM (yQpMk)
It's all about finding the right demographic. I'm targeting affluent housewives.
And keep you overhead down. Run a lean ship. Think "Five Hundred Calories" lean.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:13 PM (fiGNd)
I'll answer my own question. Looks like the CDC just reissued last week's warning after some new cases, and romaine lettuce is still all poisonous. Bummer.
Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2018 10:13 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2018 10:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:14 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Salt N Peppa at April 20, 2018 10:14 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Gingy at April 20, 2018 10:12 PM (vFKpB)
Nice, Pithy comeback.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:14 PM (sCUYC)
Don't leave home without your towel - Ford Prefect.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:02 PM (whS+7)
That's good advice.
Oh man, I'm so fucking high right now.
Posted by: Towelie at April 20, 2018 10:14 PM (fdTrp)
Hoh ha guard turn parry...
Posted by: BigZesty at April 20, 2018 10:15 PM (rOb6X)
and keeping the iron at the right temperature. Cherry red is too hot. You want a dull red.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2018 10:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:15 PM (hMwEB)
*sniff*
That was beautiful, man.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:15 PM (fiGNd)
simply facing the girl throwing the softball pitches and catching the ball puts her out of commission.
turning your back against the ball is always the wrong answer in dodgeball.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:15 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:14 PM (fA1SL)
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But are there synergies to be leveraged?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:15 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:15 PM (whS+7)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:14 PM (fA1SL)
I took that class. Coincidentally, while working in food quality management.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:11 PM (pvjTE)
How could someone possibly know that the guy STEALING HIS CAR is unarmed? If the guy is STEALING YOUR CAR then assuming he's armed and a major threat is a pretty decent assumption for any reasonable person ... except lawyers, politicians, and judges.
No one has 20-20 twisted hindsight and misplaced morality like an officer of the court. The things that our law assumes and requires are quite breathtaking and stunning.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2018 10:15 PM (yQpMk)
Exactly. You don't want to Slap Hot Iron to it, in this case. Extremely Warm Iron will do quite nicely.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (fiGNd)
I thought you lived in Texas?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2018 10:12 PM (2DOZq)
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Nope. I've never even set foot in Texas. Not that I'd mind living there. Maybe someday.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (pvjTE)
Wait, is there a character named Hillary in Faust?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Downcast at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (v2Njf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:15 PM (hMwEB)
I'm learning that lettuce will kill you dead, unless you grow it yourself and make damn sure nobody will be pooping on it.
The more you know...
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 20, 2018 10:17 PM (Mkuv2)
The very first thing the attorneys who filed this monstrosity did, right after filing the complaint, was to fuck up and improperly follow the rules for requesting the court to issue the Federal Summons that is supposed to be issued for each named Defendant. Ha! Morons. The rules for that shit are very clear and easy.
The assigned Judge is John G. Koeltl (Cthulhu?!?!), appointed by Clinton in 1994. He was part of the Watergate Special Prosecutor's staff.
The Magistrate Judge assigned (a lesser form of judge that is really just a long-practicing attorney who helps out the geezer Judge who is overseeing the case) is Stewart D. Aaron. Don't know much about him.
The DemonRats are insane. The complaint is 66 pages long, with 107 citations contained therein. Almost every one of the citations are not to statutes, or cases, or even "evidence" as it would normally be understood to be defined, but are citations to NEWS REPORTS. Essentially the allegations in the complaint come from various stalwarts of probity and accuracy as . . .
Chuck Todd of CNN;
Michael Crowley at Politico;
Tom Hamburger and David Ignatius at the WaPo;
Etc. You get the drift.
Every defendant in the case has a right to "Discovery", in which they will get to dig into ALL the shit that JackStraw talks about, Bongino, Hannity, Levin, Rush, all the REAL facts about this whole mess.
Again, the DemonRats are absolutely insane to file this. This opens the door to public disclosure of every scandal they have been trying to hide with the Mueller witch-hunt.
Daily updates as I am able.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2018 10:17 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 20, 2018 10:17 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 20, 2018 10:17 PM (vFKpB)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April
well, it depends upon lots of things, one of which is how much hair do you have to burn through to get to the hide?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:17 PM (MTjB1)
Have no idea if it's true or not, but one person was claiming that when you first enter general population, "yard bosses" will actually demand to see your conviction paperwork within the first week you're there, so they know what you're in for... and that if you don't produce it, they will go ahead and *assume* you're either a child molester or a snitch, and that you *will* be stabbed very soon thereafter.
Would love to know how true that is...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:17 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Despondent Sloth would be a good band name.
*looks around*
I saw Despondent Sloth open for Core Competencies at a professional development seminar in 2007.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:18 PM (sCUYC)
Wait, is there a character named Hillary in Faust?
Use the power of 'and', Luke.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 20, 2018 10:18 PM (T71PA)
==
maybe he naked?
ok how about shoot at your own tires but "accidentally" hit his foot
how would the jury feel about that?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:18 PM (hMwEB)
state lacked any real enforcement mechanisms to prevent crime so they
relied on the fear of the hangman to keep people on the straight and
narrow. Just as society was getting advanced enough to catch a good
percentage of criminals to make fear of death a real deterrent, we puss
out on the death penalty. Sad!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 10:12 PM
*******
In years past, I doubt if it really mattered if the hanged were actually guilty or not -- pour encourager les autres, and all that...
The thing is, is capital punishment *really* a deterrent for actual criminals?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 10:18 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
And what of the consumer interface? Are they paradigm shifting?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 10:18 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: The Transylvanians at April 20, 2018 10:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:17 PM (MTjB1)
And that, more than anything else, is really the most grevious crime of Miss Allison Mack.
I could forgive the rest ... but preventing gyno-grooming ?
Thats just sick.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:19 PM (fiGNd)
Don't know what happened from there, but I did overhear one of the employees say to said suspect, "that's for the police to decide."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:19 PM (eMKNe)
Just enough quicklime, mind you, ordered at the last minute, and sufficient only for current needs to avoid the quarterly inventory tax.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2018 10:19 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:19 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April
can you use a soldering iron?
asking for an um... no one
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:19 PM (hMwEB)
Allison Mack tweeted a portrait of Marina Abramovich (spirit cooking witch)
https://twitter.com/filmdude63/status/987490590391586817
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:08 PM (hMwEB)
The American Dream of every young woman is to give birth to a moonchild.
Posted by: Monk at April 20, 2018 10:20 PM (lpNIx)
I could forgive the rest ... but preventing gyno-grooming ?
Thats just sick.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April
yep. but it is also an important take away for women everywhere that proper grooming is essential.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:20 PM (fA1SL)
They are watching the news and it is announced that the Democrat Communists in the US won the Presidency.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:21 PM (whS+7)
asking for an um... no one
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:19 PM (hMwEB)
I'm a Benevolent Sex Cult Leader. We just go with the Lickum' Stickums.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:21 PM (fiGNd)
No word on how the procedures went, but every one of those priests is now permanently imprisoned in an inescapable insane asylum buried deep beneath the Vatican...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:21 PM (eMKNe)
Pisses me off.
Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2018 10:21 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: bOb mUeLLeR at April 20, 2018 10:21 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:21 PM (fA1SL)
Don't know what happened from there, but I did overhear one of the employees say to said suspect, "that's for the police to decide."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:19 PM (eMKNe)
That's right, we don't fuck around in this place!
You can either have the hammer or the money, you can't have both.
Posted by: Robert DeNiro in Casino at April 20, 2018 10:21 PM (8V/cn)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:11 PM (pvjTE)
A bit of a straw man. If someone is stealing your car, most likely at night, and you have reason to believe he's armed - i.e., the most likely scenario - and you blow him away, depending on circumstances, you should be home and dry.
Yeah, you can contrive circumstances where that wouldn't be the case, but for my money, if you interrupt someone in the commission of a felony, and he doesn't immediately surrender, you should be free of legal consequences for blowing him away.
Think of the public policy considerations.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:21 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 10:21 PM (9Hjhc)
asking for an um... no one
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April
solder is for the hardcore vajazzler.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:22 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 10:22 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:17 PM
Begun the Carpet/Hardwood Wars have.
Posted by: Yoda at April 20, 2018 10:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Patches O'Hoolihan at April 20, 2018 10:00 PM (9Hjhc)
A wrench is easy to dodge, because it's too heavy to throw really hard, much like the traditional dodge ball. A wiffle ball is easy to throw hard (although tough on the arm) but has no impact.
I'm not sure I'd want to dodge a wench.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 10:23 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 20, 2018 10:23 PM (eASYU)
At the ScoggDog Sex Cult ... we just hold back desert. Until after everyone does the deed. Then it's Ice Cream for Everybody !!!
You're getting Ice Cream. And YOU'RE getting Ice Cream. And You - oh you naughty, naughty thing - you're definitely getting Ice Cream.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:23 PM (fiGNd)
Glad a police sergeant has stepped up and started a GOFUNDME page for her.
The family will probably become rich off of this, hopefully Karma will come back to bite them.
Thanks for the link.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 20, 2018 10:23 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 20, 2018 10:23 PM (whS+7)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:11 PM (pvjTE)
How could someone possibly know that the guy STEALING HIS CAR is unarmed? If the guy is STEALING YOUR CAR then assuming he's armed and a major threat is a pretty decent assumption for any reasonable person ... except lawyers, politicians, and judges.
No one has 20-20 twisted hindsight and misplaced morality like an officer of the court. The things that our law assumes and requires are quite breathtaking and stunning.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (8gDQu)
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If the thief isn't waving a gun around, the owner can only know that the thief isn't brandishing. Of course he wouldn't know what the thief has in his pockets.
But, like it or not, we are only allowed to use deadly force if our life is in danger. As in, convince the jury that you *reasonably* believed your life was in danger. For most juries, it takes more than you saying you thought he might have a gun.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:24 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:24 PM (fA1SL)
Already public domain is that wild eyed DoD scrunt talking about playing games with classified info because Trump and State / UN Samantha Power unmasking vast numbers or letting others use her creds for shits and giggles...
The dots are all around Obama.
He first heard about what his people were doing on a blog about two years after the election.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 10:24 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
How do you pronounce that--slu, or sloff?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 10:25 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 10:18 PM (e9G8E)/i]
Of course it is. Don't be silly. Capital punishment is an amazing deterrent for criminals. How many people smuggle drugs into Singapore?
We dick around for decades before finally executing someone. Britain used to execute murderers within the year that they'd been arrested and convicted. Murder rate in Britain then? Low. VERY low.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:25 PM (GBxj/)
If they're not sane, OTOH...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:25 PM (eMKNe)
https://youtu.be/uo9bKdIG_Yw
Posted by: DJ Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 10:26 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 20, 2018 10:26 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:17 PM
Begun the Carpet/Hardwood Wars have.
Posted by: Yoda at April
well, as pertains to cows it is simply a matter of right and wrong. you will have much more difficulty trying to brand through heavy winter hair than the lighter summer hair. ideally you would always clip the hair way down before branding so you do not have to apply the brand very long, the burn is less severe, and risk if infection is lower.
also a matter of right and wrong in humans too. bald is better.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:26 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 20, 2018 10:26 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:21 PM
He hasn't discussed WIP yet, has he?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2018 10:27 PM (DMUuz)
But, like it or not, we are only allowed to use deadly force if our life is in danger. As in, convince the jury that you *reasonably* believed your life was in danger. For most juries, it takes more than you saying you thought he might have a gun.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:24 PM (pvjTE)
Much as I appreciate apologists for criminals, I think the thumb of common sense has to come down on the other scale, viz., in favor of the up to this point law-abiding citizen versus the worthless asshole who is committing a felony.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:27 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2018 10:17 PM (BfOXk)
**************
Awesome! Looking forward to your updates.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 20, 2018 10:27 PM (PvFoN)
"This 'geode cake' sure looks like a vagina."
https://tinyurl.com/y9ou2evl
Posted by: Thrawn at April 20, 2018 10:27 PM (8V/cn)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:27 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:28 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 10:25 PM (nBr1j)
It's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove."
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 20, 2018 10:28 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
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Pfffft. The Black Depths of Hopeless & Despair are offering a $300 room credit for all two-night bookings this weekend!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:28 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:25 PM (eMKNe)
Then by executing them we're not losing anything.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:28 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 20, 2018 10:28 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:28 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:24 PM (pvjTE)
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Nope. For carry purposes in most states that allow carry, your car is an extension of your home. You can legally stop a theft of your property.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 20, 2018 10:29 PM (NIRP2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:27 PM (cu8/f)
And let me tell you ... nothing says, well, that ... quite like a good Lickum' Stickum tattoo followed by some light spanking and finished off with a refreshing dessert.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:29 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Southwest Airlines at April 20, 2018 10:01 PM (kLBhp)
You never know when you'll need a towel!
Wanna get high?
Posted by: Towelie at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 20, 2018 10:28 PM (SRarZ)
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I'm only pixels, but, hey!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (kLBhp)
Yeah, you can contrive circumstances where that wouldn't be the case, but for my money, if you interrupt someone in the commission of a felony, and he doesn't immediately surrender, you should be free of legal consequences for blowing him away.
Think of the public policy considerations.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:21 PM (GBxj/)
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The whole felony murder thing is a strawman of your construction. My original comment was about a shopkeeper breaking the hand of a shoplifter to teach him a lesson.
We are not allowed to dispense our own justice. Grab the shoplifter, hold him until the cops arrive, make a citizen's arrest. Those are legal moves. Breaking his hand is illegal.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: boulder t' hobo at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April
was sure you were going to finish off with jewelry.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (MTjB1)
"Why is there a problem with executing people who are insane? If they have no idea what's about to happen to them, it's easy to make it humane. Just tell 'em they're going on a ride at Disneyland."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:31 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (pvjTE)
Silly Rabbit. That's why you LIE and say it happened AS HE WAS STRUGGLING. Also - you were scared for your life. It all happened so fast.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:31 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:31 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (pvjTE)
How's every little thing at the ACLU, anyway?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:31 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 20, 2018 10:31 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (kLBhp)
You may only be pixels, but you are MY pixels. *waves with flourish*
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 20, 2018 10:32 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:31 PM (eMKNe)
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That's really cruel, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:32 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April
they lack moral agency, same problem with executing kids.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:32 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:32 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:32 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: boulder t' hobo at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
STARTING a sex cult? It's already being franchised.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987393713163964417
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987393795594555392
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987393880294412288
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987393968840368128
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987394052843851777
Posted by: kbdabear at April 20, 2018 10:32 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:32 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: ScoggDog
HE'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 10:32 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April
you know the rule
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:33 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:33 PM (eMKNe)
quite like a good Lickum' Stickum tattoo followed by some light
spanking and finished off with a refreshing dessert.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:29 PM (fiGNd)
Scoggy! Naughtiness followed by a refreshing dessert sounds delightful! I used to make a fresh raspberry pie in Sweden.
There was no naughtiness, unfortunately.
Posted by: Towelie at April 20, 2018 10:33 PM (cu8/f)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987394140001488896
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987394225787539458
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987394314081918977
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987394410873794561
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987394495930126336
Posted by: kbdabear at April 20, 2018 10:34 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 10:34 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:34 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:34 PM (cu8/f)
See !?!?!? I'm a Romantic.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:34 PM (fiGNd)
I left work today at a normal hour (2:30 only after 8.5 hours!). When I drove down my street, there were seven. SEVEN! Cop cars three doors down from my house. Which I think pretty much is my entire police department.
I have no idea what was going on, but it must have been interesting.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 20, 2018 10:34 PM (SRarZ)
"Why is there a problem with executing people who are insane? If they have no idea what's about to happen to them, it's easy to make it humane. Just tell 'em they're going on a ride at Disneyland."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:31 PM (eMKNe)
I used to joke about that. There are only two possibilities: either they knew what they were doing at the time, or they didn't.
If they knew what they were doing at the time, then they deserve execution.
If they didn't know what they were doing at the time, then they won't know what we're doing when we put them in the electric chair.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:34 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Ladyl at April
how you phrase that is important.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
To be fair, $50k is being spent for paint alone.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 10:35 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 10:35 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (hMwEB)
IIRC, in Kentucky, the castle doctrine applies if your car is in your driveway- and you do not even have to be in the car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:35 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 10:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:18 PM (sCUYC)
If you weren't despondent at the beginning, you were looking to open an artery with the rim of a metal water pitcher by the end.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:34 PM (fiGNd)
Your heart's in the right place, for sure
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:35 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:35 PM (sCUYC)
Same across the river in Hoosierville.
Yourself, Your Property, or a Third Person.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:36 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:33 PM (eM
Her book on techniques will sell like wildfire on QVC, for sure!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at April
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Stop N Squirt?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:36 PM (kLBhp)
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 10:36 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:34 PM
*******
Die Wacht Am Rhein...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 10:37 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
I'd pay good money to see Miley make that pitch on Shark Tank.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:37 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:37 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 10:37 PM (e9G8E)
Not a bad Ringo book. Interesting idea that I think could have been done better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:37 PM (sCUYC)
Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 10:37 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
How do you pronounce that--slu, or sloff?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 10:25 PM (nBr1j)
In this case, "sloo."
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:38 PM (NWiLs)
"It's a Southern Thing: When It's Gnat Season in the South"
https://www.facebook.com/SouthernThingSoTrue/videos/1946480949015250/?t=2
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:38 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:27 PM (GBxj/)
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If you are suggesting that I'm an apologist for criminals, you're full of shit.
The problem with a lax attitude about people shooting each other is when the cops show up at a scene with a shooter and a dead body and the only witness is the shooter. Make it too easy for people to shoot others with only the shooter's claim that a crime occurred, there will be lots more shootings. And all of the people getting shot will not be criminals. Sometimes, get this, the person who does the shooting lies about why he did the deed.
Which is a great reason to restrict shootings to circumstances where it is absolutely necessary. Like self defense.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:38 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April
so you are down with abortion?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:32 PM (MTjB1)
So what? That's a bullshit argument. That's how we got to this idiocy of "temporary insanity", as if someone can just "go insane" for two minutes and not bear any responsibility for HIS actions. It's a friggin joke and everyone knows it.
A crazy guy just happens to murder someone. Fine. He should suffer the penalties for murder. He can't comprehend the consequences of his actions. Tough shit. Someone suffered from the consequences of his actions. The same way that that innocent person suffered he will have to suffer the consequences of his actions.
All this crap about someone not being able to be found guilty by reason of insanity is ridiculous and has helped to make a mockery of the law.
You feel bad that some insane dude happened to cut a lady up into little bits? Fine. Then you can cry for him as he's executed. But he should be executed, whether he understands what he did or not. He did it and she suffered. There's no moral problem in him suffering equally from his actions as the victim did.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:38 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:38 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 10:22 PM (PUmDY)
At the county trial court level, yes. At the Federal Court level, they are more like assistant judges to the judges who are appointed by the president, and they handle a lot of the endless procedural crap that civil cases now entail, so the geezer judge in charge doesn't have a stroke just looking at massive piles of paper every day.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2018 10:39 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cicero (
Nothing that crass. Please understand: Miley is a classy lady.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Since getting back from Japan ... I'm not "right" upstairs.
Seriously - more than normal. No sense of time. Trouble focusing in, and I've NEVER had that before. Sleep is off and on.
Is this just a jet-lag thing ? Its been six days.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:39 PM (fiGNd)
Re the anti-semitism piece:
Perhaps the GREATEST canard against us Joos is that we are smart.
As a group, we are most demonstrably NOT.
Well educated =/= intelligent.
Baby Sister Update follows.
Posted by: ibguy at April 20, 2018 10:40 PM (vUcdz)
A crazy guy just happens to murder someone. Fine. He should suffer the penalties for murder. He can't comprehend the consequences of his actions. Tough shit. Someone suffered from the consequences of his actions. The same way that that innocent person suffered he will have to suffer the consequences of his actions.
All this crap about someone not being able to be found guilty by reason of insanity is ridiculous and has helped to make a mockery of the law.
You feel bad that some insane dude happened to cut a lady up into little bits? Fine. Then you can cry for him as he's executed. But he should be executed, whether he understands what he did or not. He did it and she suffered. There's no moral problem in him suffering equally from his actions as the victim did.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April
that's not how any of this works.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:40 PM (MTjB1)
I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman
I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman
Don't you see my silo risin' high, high, high...
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 10:40 PM (2wOtx)
goin' down, down, down
Workin' on a sex farm... ooo!
About to get down...
Posted by: qdpsteve at
A chance would be a fine thing,
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (pvjTE)
I the accused has a right to a trial by jury it is his responsibility to get to the judge before his accusers get to him.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 10:41 PM (Eu5eZ)
You're getting Ice Cream. And YOU'RE getting Ice Cream. And You - oh you naughty, naughty thing - you're definitely getting Ice Cream.
Posted by: ScoggDog
i've never voted for a thread winnah, but for this one, I do!
Posted by: booknlass at April 20, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 20, 2018 10:41 PM (P8vT9)
Posted by: CN at April 20, 2018 10:41 PM (5gaNQ)
I view it as a Langrangian multiplier problem: how best to minimize the level of terror/ crime in society?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:41 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 20, 2018 10:23 PM (eASYU)
Hallo! 'Ow you farin', Guv'nor?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:41 PM (NWiLs)
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I needWorking up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 10:41 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 20, 2018 10:29 PM (NIRP2)
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Nope. For the hypothetical I used, where the car owner is in the house and comes out and shoots the unarmed thief, not legal. Murder in every state.
If you were in the car and someone is trying to take it from you, different story.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:41 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:39 PM (fA1SL)
Sure ... if they run a good time in the forty.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:42 PM (fiGNd)
I have managed to boycott the GFM louts for a few years now. For folks where I want to help and I know a contact I just message them and go "no GFM, but I'll snail mail a check"
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 20, 2018 10:42 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: mindful webworker masters baiting at April 20, 2018 10:42 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 20, 2018 10:41 PM (P8vT9)
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Ggggroooowwwl!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:42 PM (kLBhp)
But first we have to get the desert sand out of the ... relevant parts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:42 PM (GBxj/)
Sex farm woman
I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman
I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman
Don't you hear my tractor rumbling by, by, by...
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 10:43 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: mindful webworker masters baiting at April 20, 2018 10:42 PM (3tLP6)
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We were going to send out a search party
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:43 PM (kLBhp)
True story.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 09:44 PM (kLBhp)
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It's true. I was up there waiting for him.
Posted by: Brain Williams at April 20, 2018 10:43 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2018 10:43 PM (2K6fY)
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For the phone readers and posters, can you please be considerate enough to use tinyurl or bitly when you post a long link like that?
Are you that desperate for attention? WTF?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 20, 2018 10:43 PM (NIRP2)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:31 PM (fiGNd)
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True! Except all those places have video these days.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:43 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:39 PM
For me, it's been longer than six days, and it's more of a tentacle thing.
Posted by: Kurt at April 20, 2018 10:43 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:38 PM (pvjTE)
There was a story in the news when I lived in southern indiana.
A woman motorist, who had her teen son in the car, shot a biker. Now evidently, she had cut the biker off in traffic on hwy 62, I believe. He was despondent. She pulled off the road and he pulled off as well. He got off his bike and came back to yell at her. He put his hands on the car roof and she shot him through the door. Killed him.
She was also involved in a similar incident 5 years or so earlier.
(Do you remember this one Scogg? You are in southern indiana, iirc. Am I missing or misconstruing any details?)
My big thing is there is a whole slew of bad decisions. Her being involved in a similar case is interesting. She should not have pulled off the road. The doofus should not have gotten off the bike and touched her car. It is like a giant chain of bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:43 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:42 PM (GBxj/)
Look ... we all got skills. I've got a minor talent in quips as well as kink.
Never claimed excellent spelling or grammar.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:44 PM (fiGNd)
Since getting back from Japan ... I'm not "right" upstairs.
"
Watched too many Japanese TV commercials?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 20, 2018 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 10:44 PM (PUmDY)
Oh. Goodbye ice cream. I'll miss you.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)
I was supposed to have my yearly review ten days ago. Never got it. However, it seems I got a raise. I'm being paid a dollar more an hour now. OK, I'll take it.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 20, 2018 10:44 PM (SRarZ)
I never knew there were so many STDs
you gave them all to me
And now that I've lost you...
Even the itch is better
Now that we're not together
Even the rash is better
Since I dumped you...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:44 PM (eMKNe)
well, I am not sure that being human requires agency. saying that lacking agency would have consequences for everyone with mental disabilities.
you are not down with abortion because you think children have the ability to become agents but what would you do with children that were identified as never being able to become agents before birth?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:45 PM (MTjB1)
Seriously - more than normal. No sense of time. Trouble focusing in, and I've NEVER had that before. Sleep is off and on.
Is this just a jet-lag thing ? Its been six days.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:39 PM (fiGNd)
Japan must have something odd in the water or fish. I had the same case of ooginess after a business trip there. Maybe week and a half or two for it to clear.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:45 PM (sCUYC)
Had a long convo with Hubby this evening. Her decline has accelerated, and they are working on getting her into hospice (long story).
Mrs ibguy has decided to travel back to Ocala in the next few days to be with her.
Oh: that school shooting this morning? Joyce's daughter's high school. She had wisely chosen to stay home (to avoid issues with the planned walkout). Smart cookie.
Posted by: ibguy at April 20, 2018 10:45 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:40 PM (MTjB1)
According to our legal system ... which is a friggin joke.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:45 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:31 PM (GBxj/)
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How would I know?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:45 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:43 PM (sCUYC)
You remember perfectly.
It happened in Jeffersonville. At the time, I lived right up the road in Chuckville.
We lived extremely close.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:45 PM (fiGNd)
11yo left school during walkout, crossed the road, got hit by a vehicle
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7dc45o2
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:46 PM (hMwEB)
Red Rover rocked! Mostly because, knowing no fears or social limitations, I just ran balls-out, and always made it through.
Mother May I is an asinine, progressive-spawned game.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 20, 2018 10:46 PM (P8vT9)
If some shitheads get smoked on wobblers, so be it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:47 PM (GBxj/)
Seriously - more than normal. No sense of time. Trouble focusing in, and I've NEVER had that before. Sleep is off and on.
Is this just a jet-lag thing ? Its been six days.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:39 PM (fiGNd)
Do you still think it's tomorrow?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 20, 2018 10:47 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:47 PM (fA1SL)
If they knew what they were doing at the time, then they deserve execution.
If they didn't know what they were doing at the time, then they won't know what we're doing when we put them in the electric chair.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:34 PM (GBxj/)
Why would carefully planned pre-meditated murder have a higher penalty than some nut who looses his shiite and kills granny for taking too long counting change at a wal-mart check out?
I'd think think the one with no control is a greater danger than one who spends maybe years mulling it over.
But no. The guy who kills spur of the moment is not as bad or just doesn't understand killing is wrong.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 10:47 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:45 PM (sCUYC)
Thanks. Good to know. Odd - this DID NOT happen when I went to Malaysia. I was back right in three days.
Well ... as right as I'm gonna' be, anyway.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:47 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:45 PM (pvjTE)
Missed a few meetings?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:47 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (eASYU)
Any thoughts on which films you will use?
Posted by: JTB at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2018 10:43
If you can dodge a wrench you have personal agency.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: boulder t' hobo at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
Yes. But membership is exclusive.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (cu8/f)
It happened in Jeffersonville. At the time, I lived right up the road in Chuckville.
We lived extremely close.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:45 PM (fiGNd)
Good old Charlestown! I knew a girl from Charlestown...
Sorry, lost in some mammaries.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (PUmDY)
Ka-ching!!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:49 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
An exclusive franchise.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:49 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: booknlass at April 20, 2018 10:49 PM (xGMkv)
Mother May I is an asinine, progressive-spawned game.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 20, 2018 10:46 PM (P8vT9)
I LOVED red rover when I was kid.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
Sorry, lost in some mammaries.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (sCUYC)
The girls there were perfectly compliant. Worse places to grow up.
Like alot of other joints - its went to shit. Used to be fine, upstanding white trash. Now ... not so much.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:49 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:50 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:33 PM (MTjB1)
You'll have to take me at my word.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:50 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 20, 2018 10:50 PM (SRarZ)
Color film will be Portra. B&W will be Ilford. Low ASA in all cases. Maybe a sheet or two of Velvia - got a few boxes in the freezer - to capture the verdure.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:50 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:50 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
An exclusive franchise.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:49 PM (cu8/f)
Very!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
I love how the gym teacher is just laughing and filming. As he should!
Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2018 10:50 PM (c/EDo)
I'd think think the one with no control is a greater danger than one who spends maybe years mulling it over.
But no. The guy who kills spur of the moment is not as bad or just doesn't understand killing is wrong.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 10:47 PM (Eu5eZ)
Candidly, I can see that. The deterrent effect operates in the former case, but not so much in the latter.
Now I'd lock them both up for the duration, but the duration for the former would be until his execution. For the latter, it would be the rest of his natural days.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:50 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 20, 2018 10:50 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:51 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:49 PM (cu8/f)
I got the Signal Hill location locked up already. Covering myself with oil as we speak...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:51 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: boulder t' hobo at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
STARTING a sex cult? It's already being franchised.
Posted by: Ladyl
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I really dont want to see the signage for that.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2018 10:51 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:51 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 10:51 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April
well, first of all, I distinguish between retarded / mentally insufficient to understand and insane. No problem with locking up someone forever for either reason if they commit some crime such as you suggested. executing them is something different.
I would be willing to entertain different treatment for insane people, depending.
I would consider temporary insanity something altogether different than lack of agency.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:50 PM (hMwEB)
Which is major screwed up right now. Which is not like me. I usually sleep like a baby.
Because I have a blank conscience. Not clear, mind you. Completely blank.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:51 PM (fiGNd)
Like alot of other joints - its went to shit. Used to be fine, upstanding white trash. Now ... not so much.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:49 PM (fiGNd)
But Amazon went in just down the road! and they have a roundabout!
Which is the most poorly designed roundabout for large truck traffic I have ever seen, but that is a separate issue...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:52 PM (sCUYC)
Did have a damn delicious dinner. On the company, since I am working. Heh.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 20, 2018 10:52 PM (P8vT9)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 20, 2018 10:52 PM (rJUlF)
I am really looking forward to doing some traveling this summer. Can't wait in fact.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:52 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:53 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:52 PM (sCUYC)
Pull a travel-trailer through it to the park sometime. Great fun.
Idiots.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:53 PM (fiGNd)
An exclusive franchise.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:49 PM (cu8/f)
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I would implement a strict rule that prohibits truckers caps and bib overalls.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 10:53 PM (kLBhp)
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I really dont want to see the signage for that.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2018 10:51 PM (9r
Oh I've got some great ideas.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 10:53 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 10:47 PM (Eu5eZ)
The lawyers have been working hard on that issue. THey will now tell you that the "pre-meditation" required for murder 1 can take place in an instant before the act. An instant! That's some turbo-meditation.
Lawyers hypothesizing about the workings of the human mind are some of the funniest things on Earth. Sadly, their silly characterizations end up having weight in the courts and concrete repercussions on people's lives.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:54 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 20, 2018 10:54 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 10:54 PM (2wOtx)
I've shared this before, but I live fairly close to a well-known one here in Southern California, which merges together Pacific Coast Highway, Lakewood Boulevard, and Los Coyotes Diagonal.
The City of Long Beach futzed with it for decades, trying to make it safer and more usable.
Anyway long story short... it *is* more usable in my experience, but I still try to avoid the thing. Too many SoCal drivers treat all of PCH, even the urban sections, like a freeway/dragstrip.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 20, 2018 10:50 PM (IcT7t)
There's only One who is going to be participating in this program.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:55 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 20, 2018 10:55 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 10:55 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: JTB at April 20, 2018 10:55 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 10:55 PM (KP5rU)
Me either. But "forever" means "forever." No miraculous cures three weeks in. "Forever" means one day his food tray goes untouched.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:55 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Quint at April 20, 2018 10:55 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Well la de da!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 10:55 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2018 10:51 PM (9r
Oh I've got some great ideas.
Posted by: Lady
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I*ll bet you do. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2018 10:56 PM (9rIkM)
also damages. Shoplifter, if he broke anything in the course of his
crime, and the proprietor who caused medical damage to the shoplifter. I
think they should both be responsible for the damages they were
responsible for.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 09:54 PM (pvjTE)
No. Shoplifters need a course of molten lead injections.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 10:56 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:55 PM (cu8/f)
Please Miley ... don't rub it in their faces. You know how much I hate jealousy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:56 PM (fiGNd)
I'd think think the one with no control is a greater danger than one who spends maybe years mulling it over.
But no. The guy who kills spur of the moment is not as bad or just doesn't understand killing is wrong.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April
well, usually, the crime of passion is attributed to some circumstance that put someone over the top like catching a cheating lover or something. someone going batshit crazy in a checkout line would be more of a mental defect. the reason the premeditated murder is considered more dangerous is because their considered opinion was that this was a good solution to a problem.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 10:57 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe)
Here in Lexington, I encountered a 'double diamond' for the first time. It actually does seem to do the job. The lanes of traffic swap under the circle 4 interchange. It actually does seem to improve traffic flow during high volume times. Kind of cool.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 10:57 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:53 PM (MTjB1)
I'm an exception to any rule I choose.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:57 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: boulder t' hobo at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
Yes. But membership is exclusive.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (cu8/f)
Oh. *defeated sigh*
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:57 PM (uFCZe)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 10:57 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:39 PM (fiGNd)
You ate the cheap puffer fish, didn't you.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 10:58 PM (/qEW2)
it is a very powerful weapon against patriotic Americans, AND at the same time is mostly a left wing thing, to the extent bigoted hate for Jews really exists. (KKK types are historically Dems as well, still are in my view)
Most "real" so called anti-Semites" say they are anti-Zionist, whatever that means. They seem to think there is a semi-secret society of certain powerful Jews that control power globally, perhaps tied to the old Rothschild bankers (who were indeed the major banking power across Europe for 200 years, according to Britannica).
But even that version of "anti-Semite" (I believe the globalist banker/elite power is diversified now, even if it was not so much back then) is more against an elite ownership power that ruled above government, not against the Jews as a people (imo).
The people that want Israel pushed into the sea are some Muslim neighbors mostly (and Obama's ilk?). Madeline Albright said they should "go back to Germany or wherever they came from" ... which seems pretty insane, but she is a globalist and leftist hater.
There is no doubt there are powerful groups that prefer to remain in the "shadows" so their powerful actions are not identified and stopped. This is how the Soviets marched through our institutions, how the alleged "Masonic" secret society acts, how the crime syndicates operate in background, it is the whole concept of the "shadow government".
Corporate and foreign lobbyists also like to be anonymous. Power prefers to not draw attention to its tactics. Transparency should reveal them all. Any large "collective" that acts this way are often rightly identified as a "threat" to our American individual liberty, but only certain groups claim victim-hood and immunity for actions in their self-interest against ours.
Even the evangelical that is on board with supporting Israel gets called "white supremacist" and "Nazi", which is basically the same as "anti-Semite". It is often the same (powerfully effective) "assault weapon" as when "racist" is when used against those advocating border control. This silences the critics of Harvey Weinstein types and allows such problems to persist far beyond what a normal society would accept. (even if Weinstein was not really living as a Jew, just using the anti-Semite advantage)
To put American interests ahead of Israel's interests is not "anti-Semite", even though protecting an ally is important, as long as they are pro-liberty and acting as our ally. It's a two-way street.
Recently Israel said they would send their unwanted African migrants into the west "where they could be absorbed" ... and Netanyahu in 2016 scolded Trump about not taking in Muslims, saying we must. WTF? It does not make Americans anti-Semite to say "Hell No" we won't "absorb" your outcasts, as if we are your dump. Who are the real 'supremacists' in that case?
Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2018 10:58 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Quint at April
wasn't it some civil war general that caught his wife in bed with some other guy?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:58 PM (MTjB1)
Anyway, there's a *small* roundabout there already. It seems to work better, probably because every direction only enters and exits in *one* lane, and there's a lot less traffic passing through.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:58 PM (eMKNe)
So it's a sex cult with a "Highlander" movie theme? This could get messy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 20, 2018 10:58 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:56 PM (fiGNd)
Face-rubbing is part of the program of study.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:58 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 10:58 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April
that's not how any of this works.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)
I think you only imagine some great difference between locking them up for life and executing them. You seem to assign execution some moral value that you don't to life imprisonment, but if you think about it either there are moral values to both or to neither.
I would be willing to entertain different treatment for insane people, depending.
I thought you were dealing with insane people above.
I would consider temporary insanity something altogether different than lack of agency.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)
But "lack of agency" is the whole point of the "temporary insanity" ruse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:59 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 10:28 PM (fA1SL)
Flegenheimer reference? Deep cut.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2018 10:59 PM (UiRxW)
If the city understands that (or just stays out of the way), roundabouts and similar structures seem to work a lot better over time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 10:59 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 10:59 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:58 PM (cu8/f)
You are awful. I like you quite a bit.
Later peeps. I have to go mill around the house now. I feel tired, but I can't turn my brain off.
And you would think that would be easy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:59 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:45 PM (pvjTE)
Missed a few meetings?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 10:47 PM (GBxj/)
++++
Never been involved with AA.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (rnAwa)
(re-checks calendar to confirm it isn't Memorial Day)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:57 PM (uFCZe)
Sorry, Insomniac - I'm a one-man kind of woman.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)
*bangs gavel*
Defendant is a woman! Case dismissed!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April
done. you serve the whole sentence.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:01 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 20, 2018 11:01 PM (P8vT9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 11:01 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Quint at April
wasn't it some civil war general that caught his wife in bed with some other guy?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:58 PM (MTjB1)
Yep. General Dan Sickles shot Francis Scott Key's son for the reasons you mention. Talk about a crazy/interesting bio, read up on Sickles. Funny thing, Sickles was spurned by polite DC society not because he killed Key, but because he took his cheating wife back.
Posted by: Quint at April 20, 2018 11:01 PM (n13/j)
-Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (2wOtx)
I have two guesses.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:01 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (2wOtx)
Tonight, apparently, it's Miley.
Not that there's anything WRONG with that...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 20, 2018 11:02 PM (rJUlF)
We all have a list, we've been called them.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2018 11:02 PM (2K6fY)
But "lack of agency" is the whole point of the "temporary insanity" ruse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:59 PM (8gDQu)
Realistically, most criminals - and most definitely those in line for the death penalty - are incredibly stupid. The liberals want to exempt them as a way of undermining capital punishment.
But think of prison guards. If there were no death penalty, would protection would they have against lifers seeking to murder them?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 11:02 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (2wOtx)
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I saw one of those cool phallus sculptures in some Roman ruins in Morocco. Maybe we can get one of those.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:03 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
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You ever read the Illiminatus trilogy? That death rant features prominently in the story.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2018 11:04 PM (UiRxW)
***
The only problem with that is the left wants to make being a conservative a crime...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2018 11:06 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Quint at April 20, 2018 11:07 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (pvjTE)
As part of reality therapy, consider how you would feel - not in the abstract, but in reality - if you or yours were the victims of crime. I sincerely hope that that never happens, but ... it is important to victims and their families to see that justice is done.
Otherwise, we have vigilante justice. And that is very much rough and ready, as we both know.
THAT is what we're trying to avoid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 11:07 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:07 PM (KP5rU)
Nope. For the hypothetical I used, where the car owner is in the house and comes out and shoots the unarmed thief, not legal. Murder in every state.
If you were in the car and someone is trying to take it from you, different story.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:41 PM (pvjTE)
In Texas, the crime of Burglary at Night (which can include your car in the driveway), is specifically mentioned in the State Penal Code as being justification for the use of deadly force.
That's cause in the dark, you might not be able to tell if the perp is armed or not, and the right of the "judgment call" goes to the lawful resident, and not to the unlawful intruder.
Still, a gun equipped with a light is a smart thing to have handy. 'Cause I'd really prefer to NOT have to make the shot, if at all possible.
Justified or not, it's gonna be an agony of interviews, interrogations, attorney's fees and etc., if the loud noise happens.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2018 11:07 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:07 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:07 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 10:18 PM (e9G8E)
It makes a hell of a dent in recidivism.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 11:07 PM (efC8N)
I saw one of those cool phallus sculptures in some Roman ruins in Morocco. Maybe we can get one of those.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:03 PM (kLBhp)
seems ghey
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 11:07 PM (hMwEB)
Only in America can you buy a semi-automatic teenage girl
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 20, 2018 11:08 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)
Yeah - I forgot to mention that I make my own rules.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:08 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: ibguy at April 20, 2018 11:08 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:09 PM (fA1SL)
I've got that in spades.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Co
I've heard you're a metal head!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:09 PM (KP5rU)
I saw one of those cool phallus sculptures in some Roman ruins in Morocco. Maybe we can get one of those.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:03 PM (kLBhp)
seems ghey
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 11:07 PM (hMwE
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Well, Romans.
I hated the thing, personally.
Seriously.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:09 PM (kLBhp)
In my defense, she did butt stuff.
Posted by: Gen. Dan Sickles, ret. at April 20, 2018 11:09 PM (JGBbg)
Thank you, ma'am.
Ever since the seizures in January she's been losing ground steadily.
Now it's accelerating.
Eternally grateful for the gift of the extra year.
Posted by: ibguy at April 20, 2018 11:10 PM (vUcdz)
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
My hair was longer than an F.D.R. speech.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Later peeps. I have to go mill around the house now. I feel tired, but I can't turn my brain off.
And you would think that would be easy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:59 PM (fiGNd)
I know exactly what you should think about. Soon afterwards, you'd drift off to sleep.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:10 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:08 PM (cu8/f)
That's because you're a conservative. The Left just wants to make rules for other people.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:10 PM (TdMsT)
___
Hey, so he was basically an early Clinton?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2018 11:11 PM (Z8FFX)
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
My hair was longer than an F.D.R. speech.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20,
One of my regrets in life is that I never dated a guy with a ponytail.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 10:18 PM (e9G8E)
Of course it is. Not 100%, of course, because some criminals are incredibly stupid.
But who smuggles heroin into Singapore? Is that a big problem?
No. Why?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 11:12 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Batman at April 20, 2018 11:12 PM (2835Q)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:10 PM (TdMsT)
You know what they say, Ladyl - better to ask forgiveness than permission.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:12 PM (cu8/f)
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
Over-rated.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:12 PM (Ckg4U)
I think you only imagine some great difference between locking them up for life and executing them. You seem to assign execution some moral value that you don't to life imprisonment, but if you think about it either there are moral values to both or to neither.
I would be willing to entertain different treatment for insane people, depending.
I thought you were dealing with insane people above.
I would consider temporary insanity something altogether different than lack of agency.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)
But "lack of agency" is the whole point of the "temporary insanity" ruse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April
well, there certainly is a difference between execution and life imprisonment. not sure that requires a lot of explanation. indeed it is harder to imagine why someone would find it easier to think that there is no moral distinction between them than that there is a moral distinction.
I think there is a distinction between someone that is mentally incapable of agency, someone that is perhaps capable of agency but does not employ it, and someone that is "temporary insane." temporary insanity may be a thing but it is certainly not as common as is suggested.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:13 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:12 PM (cu8/f)
That has never EVER been my experience.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 11:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:07 PM (fA1SL)
I'll see what I can do.
(non-chalantly closes desk drawer)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 20, 2018 11:14 PM (rJUlF)
He was part of the cover up after all...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2018 11:14 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 20, 2018 11:14 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:12 PM (cu8/f)
Rule #1 to live by!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:14 PM (TdMsT)
Not that there's anything WRONG with that...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 20, 2018 11:02 PM (rJUlF)
Not me, but the fulfillment of desire.
As Martha Stewart would say, "It's a good thing."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:14 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
That's a regret? You must have led a very fulfilling life.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 11:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 10:59 PM (8gDQu)
Realistically, most criminals - and most definitely those in line for the death penalty - are incredibly stupid. The liberals want to exempt them as a way of undermining capital punishment.
But think of prison guards. If there were no death penalty, would protection would they have against lifers seeking to murder them?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April
what protects guards from inmates on death row?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:13 PM (KP5rU)
I like hyperbole, but I wasn't about to go that far.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
Over-rated.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:12 PM (Ckg4U)
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A man-bun is the coiffure of desire, FYI
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:15 PM (kLBhp)
The idea was (and is) that a) men deserve punishments for evil acts committed willfully, and b) every man is entitled to a fair trial where he has an opportunity to present a defense, no matter how obvious his guilt may be. The idea here is that men, no matter how bad they may be, have certain inalienable rights which cannot be taken away by government. This is the tradition which Jefferson referenced in the Declaration of Independence.
The problem with (real, not temporary) insanity is twofold - first, a man (or woman) who is truly insane is incapable of acting rationally or willfully. It might seem appropriate to put them down like one would put down a mad dog, but we don't do that because they still are men and women, no matter how defective, and out of respect for our own selves we don't treat any men like animals.
Second, a truly insane person is incapable of presenting a defense, or even of participating in a trial. Example - there is a local boy/man who at the age of 17 murdered a popular teacher with a butcher knife. He has never faced trial, and he never will - the psych report on him said that he can barely last for 5 minutes in a conversation with anyone before he whips around and starts to engage in an angry, yelling dialogue with "people" that no one else can see. The only break from this is for docs to give him so much thorazine that he just sits in a chair and drools all day.
These are very hard cases - warehousing them for life is hardly a good solution either, but as a society we've decided that's better than going down the slippery slope of executing the mental defectives.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2018 11:15 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Ladyl
There are plenty of older guys with ponytails. Though they are bald on top and have moobs.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 11:15 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Somehow I felt a disturbance in the Force, and I had to come here. And by Force, I mean, well, you know.
Ah, cults and objects of worship, I see. You know what form my object of worship would take, don't you?
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:16 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 11:15 PM (9Hjhc)
Yeah. Kinda spoils the vibe.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:16 PM (TdMsT)
1. You want to kill the Batman.
2. The Batman is Bruce Wayne.
3. Therefore you want to kill Bruce Wayne.
Posted by: Batman at April 20, 2018 11:16 PM (2835Q)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 11:17 PM (NWiLs)
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Yeah, makes for a great handhold when you are, um...in the act. Well, I guess if you are a top.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 20, 2018 11:17 PM (Z8FFX)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:15 PM (kLBhp)
I'll do the "high and tight" from now on, thank you very much.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:17 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:16 PM (8O3HH)
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A big stone phallus?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:17 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Ladyl
hard to know what this means without reviewing the list of things that you have and have not done.
this could be really impressive or really pathetic.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: boulder t' hobo at April 20, 2018 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
Yes. But membership is exclusive.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 10:48 PM (cu8/f)
++++
Have you selected a brand yet?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 11:17 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 11:17 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:16 PM
I have a very good idea, Publius. And your ardor is well-directed.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 11:18 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:18 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)
Nothing.
But that's the point. Guards KNOW that about death row inmates, who comprise a small proportion of the inmate population, and presumably take appropriate precautions.
Guards wandering amongst genpop again realistically can't take the same measures. There's just too many of such inmates.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 11:18 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 11:15 PM (9Hjhc)
I am not bald!
...
...
I also don't have a ponytail.
I'll show myself out.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 20, 2018 11:18 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:17 PM (KP5rU)
me either
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 11:19 PM (hMwEB)
I pushed you out of my vagina 40 minutes ago?
Is there something going on here we should know about?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 20, 2018 11:19 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:19 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2018 11:19 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jean at April 20, 2018 11:19 PM (uacvW)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 11:17 PM (NWiLs)
Gotta send a strong message to the pagans.
Posted by: Monk at April 20, 2018 11:19 PM (lpNIx)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 20, 2018 11:19 PM (1eSyV)
As Martha Stewart would say, "It's a good thing."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:14 PM (cu8/f)
Go on...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 20, 2018 11:19 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:19 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 11:17 PM (pvjTE)
I'm hoping to land the position of giving out free samples. If Miley will hire me.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl
You need Ace's time machine to go back to the 80s.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 11:20 PM (GBxj/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:15 PM (kLBhp)
Yeah, I hear fags like them.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2018 11:20 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Ladyl at April
where do you dole out free sex samples? what is the free sex sample position?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:21 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2018 11:19 PM (V2Yro)
I disagree. The court should discount the sentence by a few volts. Fair is fair.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 11:21 PM (GBxj/)
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Restaurant-Quality Word.
+1
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:22 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:39 PM (fiGNd)
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Three glasses of 100% prune juice.
Posted by: gNewt at April 20, 2018 11:22 PM (lrKc+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2018 11:22 PM (V2Yro)
owner is in the house and comes out and shoots the unarmed thief, not
legal. Murder in every state.
If you were in the car and someone is trying to take it from you, different story.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 10:41 PM (pvjTE)
And that is why you have a throwdown gun on hand. Thieves are never unarmed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 11:23 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:09 PM (fA1SL)
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Don't say I didn't warn you... it's one of the weirdest things in English.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2018 11:23 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April
well, that is entirely likely, though your tentacle porn withdrawal is probably compounding the effects.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 11:24 PM (PUmDY)
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Restaurant-Quality Word.
+1
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (
When my three year old likes a food she says, "now THATS restaurant quality!"
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 20, 2018 11:24 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: BENMINDFUL WEBWORKERSBERGER at April 20, 2018 11:24 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:24 PM (fA1SL)
Has Michelle Fields ever stolen anything?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 20, 2018 11:24 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I was going to counter with Finnegan's Wake, but that was probably just Joyce trolling English majors.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 11:25 PM (9Hjhc)
owner is in the house and comes out and shoots the unarmed thief, not legal. Murder in every state."
Not in Texas! In Texas, a property owner is allowed by law to use deadly force to protect his property from being stolen, even when he is outside of his house.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2018 11:25 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 20, 2018 11:24 PM (4ErVI)
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Outrage, or no outrage?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:25 PM (kLBhp)
Hey, turns out it came out 44 years ago today, according to Wiki.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 11:26 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:21 PM (MTjB1)
I plan to have choice of three. Customer chooses. Location to be determined.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 20, 2018 11:24 PM (4ErVI)
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Outrage, or no outrage?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April
questioning
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:26 PM (MTjB1)
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:24 PM (TdMsT)
I have a lot in common with three-year-olds.
...not in that manner, you fucking perverts.
Don't Even.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:26 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Ladyl at April
going to need to have a drink.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:27 PM (MTjB1)
Most are of the first lady.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yakoyg5n
Posted by: gNewt at April 20, 2018 11:27 PM (lrKc+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:27 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2018 11:27 PM (2DOZq)
by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 10:18 PM (e9G8E)
Of course it is. Not 100%, of course, because some criminals are incredibly stupid.
But who smuggles heroin into Singapore? Is that a big problem?
No. Why?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 11:12 PM
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I would counter that that example might be unique to Singapore, i.e. there might not be enough profit in that venture there to risk getting caught, Just guessin' -- I dunno...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 11:27 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
What a load of crap!
*kicks dirt*
Posted by: Earf*ckersanonymous at April 20, 2018 11:28 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:28 PM (fA1SL)
I've adopted the title track as my personal theme music.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 20, 2018 11:28 PM (IcT7t)
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
I have... *trips over shoelace* I HAVE MONEY!!!
*chases ice cream truck*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:28 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 11:25 PM (9Hjhc)
I've always wondered if something like that was going on with that guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2018 11:28 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2018 11:22 PM (V2Yro)
Disagree. All mullets can be made into a ponytail, but not all ponytails are mullets. Consider a woman with a ponytail. It would not correspond to a mullet since it would bind hairs from the front of the head.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 11:28 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 20, 2018 11:24 PM (4ErVI)
No more advertising in Back Page or CL
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2018 11:29 PM (3Pma+)
Most are of the first lady.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yakoyg5n
Posted by: gNewt
Isn't great to have a First Lady with grace and class again?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 11:29 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)
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I think it was not so much the level of dangerousness as about culpability. Though it may seem unwoke these days, it used to be thought that if a man walked in on his wife screwing her lover, and he saw red and shot them both dead, it would be more understandable because he was just unable to control himself. Whereas the guy who killed his wife for the insurance money was completely in control of himself and decided to do it anyway. Guilty mind.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 11:29 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 11:29 PM (sCUYC)
I have... *trips over shoelace* I HAVE MONEY!!!
*chases ice cream truck*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:28 PM (Ckg4U)
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Heh!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:29 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:30 PM (fA1SL)
Sex cult references.
Any tips?
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 10:58 PM (2wOtx)
Jes, has de creampie for dessert.
Posted by: Paolo at April 20, 2018 11:30 PM (fdTrp)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 11:17 PM (pvjTE)
Oh, he already knows he belongs to me.
Rustlers Stay Away!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:30 PM (cu8/f)
she wound up canceling her "pompa tour" after some dog bit her face.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:30 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
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You're exactly correct. But why is there not enough profit in that venture? One may posit that it is the severe penalty.
Posted by: gNewt at April 20, 2018 11:30 PM (lrKc+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 11:30 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 11:26 PM (Ckg4U)
I relate very well to toddlers myself. When I'm at the park with my grandchildren I have most urgent desire to hang upside down on the monkey bars. But I don't want to shame the kids.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:31 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April
moron
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 11:31 PM (MTjB1)
I relate very well to toddlers myself. When I'm at the park with my grandchildren I have most urgent desire to hang upside down on the monkey bars. But I don't want to shame the kids.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:31 PM (TdMsT)
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Grandchildren?
*gulp*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:32 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 11:00 PM (sCUYC)
Correction - defendant is a Duchess.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:32 PM (cu8/f)
Not the dog's fault, he thought there was a sausage in her mouth.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 20, 2018 11:32 PM (IcT7t)
owner is in the house and comes out and shoots the unarmed thief, not legal. Murder in every state."
Not in Texas! In Texas, a property owner is allowed by law to use deadly force to protect his property from being stolen, even when he is outside of his house.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2018 11:25 PM (V2Yro)
That's why I asked him if he was from Texas because I thought everyone in Texas knew that. Made me think of the guy in Sugarland on a call with 911 telling the dispatcher he was about to take down two thiefs coming out of his neighbors house. Bam Bam.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 20, 2018 11:33 PM (2DOZq)
*chases ice cream truck*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1
Okay--now THAT made me laugh!!,
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 11:34 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:34 PM (fA1SL)
You get convicted of, say, beating somebody to death with a baseball bat you can get 5 years PMITA prison time for punishment, then comes restitution the day punishment is done - you get beat to death with a baseball bat in the yard.
Because civil offenses are lesser than criminal offenses as is the making good on the bad you did.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 11:34 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at April
Oh {{{Ladyl}}}, I would turn your world so upside down! LOL
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:35 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 11:35 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: gNewt at April 20, 2018 11:36 PM (lrKc+)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia
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It sure as hell is for those executed.
Consider that convicted murderers sometimes commit another murder. Not the least of those who are murdered are corrections officers. Some 1000 such murders have occurred since 1985.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2018 11:36 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 11:36 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Ladyl at April
Oh {{{Ladyl}}}, I would turn your world so upside down! LOL
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
BUNK!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2018 11:36 PM (9Hjhc)
Otherwise, we have vigilante justice. And that is very much rough and ready, as we both know.
THAT is what we're trying to avoid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2018 11:07 PM (GBxj/)
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Actually, THAT is what you are advocating. Breaking the hand of a shoplifter is vigilante justice.
I don't know where you get the idea that neither me nor mine have ever been the victims of crime. You keep on spinning odd little "facts" about me that are only true in your own little brain.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2018 11:36 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2018 11:37 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: The Gimp at April 20, 2018 11:37 PM (jdWK0)
Posted by: gNewt at April 20, 2018 11:36 PM (lrKc+)
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Nope.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:37 PM (kLBhp)
If it comes to light the prosecution had Exculpatory evidence and did not share it with the defense that the prosecutor must immediately service the same sentence the falsely imprisoned man had served.
It is way past time for this sort of abuse to be dealt with.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2018 11:38 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 11:38 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:16 PM
Limes?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:38 PM (cu8/f)
Ardor is a nice word. Ardorous is not a word, doesn't seem like. Arduous is, however, and means something entirely different.
Ardorous ought to be a word.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:38 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2018 11:37 PM (l9m7l)
Someone has been reading Shakespeare. Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 11:39 PM (sCUYC)
If it comes to light the prosecution had Exculpatory evidence and did not share it with the defense that the prosecutor must immediately service the same sentence the falsely imprisoned man had served.
It is way past time for this sort of abuse to be dealt with.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2018 11:38 PM (Z8FFX)
Double, even if the falsely imprisoned won on appeal.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 11:40 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:38 PM (8O3HH)
I have an English degree. I'll see what I can do.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:40 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:40 PM (KP5rU)
Ardor is a nice word. Ardorous is not a word, doesn't seem like. Arduous is, however, and means something entirely different.
Ardorous ought to be a word.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:38 PM (8O3HH)
Full of ardor works too.
Although, given your proclivities, would that be full of 'arbor'?
*rimshot*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 11:41 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:42 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 11:42 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:40 PM (KP5rU)
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Blindfold?
*chambers round #1*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:42 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: gNewt at April 20, 2018 11:42 PM (lrKc+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:42 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:40 PM (8O3HH)
"Ardent" reminds me of "Argent" which reminds me of "Hold Your Head Up," which reminds me of Nilsson and the lime in the cocunut.
4 degrees.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:42 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:40 PM (cu8/f)
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I'd love to learn English.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:43 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:44 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:44 PM (fA1SL)
Hey, turns out it came out 44 years ago today, according to Wiki."
Love Robin Trower! His music takes me to some indescribable place. And Bridge of Sighs was one of his best.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2018 11:44 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I post this link from time-to-time, because, well because:
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2018 11:45 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 11:45 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 20, 2018 11:45 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: gNewt at April 20, 2018 11:30 PM
Chicken/egg argument... One might also posit that Singaporean society just doesn't produce that many heroin addicts to begin with -- which is also chicken/egg!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 11:45 PM (e9G8E)
"Ardent" reminds me of "Argent" which reminds me
of "Hold Your Head Up," which reminds me of Nilsson and the lime in the
cocunut.
4 degrees.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:42 PM (cu8/f)
And that reminds me of Lee Michaels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fymw5ie9Zd4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM (efC8N)
>> of 'arbor'?
I learned all I know about arboriculture from Hank Kimball.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I post this link from time-to-time, because, well because:
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Heh http://tinyurl.com/y8cb6vo7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM (c/EDo)
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I haven't thought of that song in a minute. I hate that song. Rod Argent was better in the Zombies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:44 PM (fA1SL)
I'd agree in general. Fatherland, IIRC, tries to make that same point.
I guess we watch China and see what happens. They are far closer to the Third Reich now than they are to the USSR in practice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:42 PM (8O3HH)
Don't you mean what's on the tuffet?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at April 20, 2018 11:47 PM (jdWK0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:47 PM (KP5rU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fymw5ie9Zd4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM (efC8N)
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Do you know what I mean?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:47 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 11:16 PM (TdMsT)
What about the wattle under the chin and the obligatory ear-ring. Does that add or subract?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2018 11:48 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Quint at April 20, 2018 11:48 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM (8O3HH)
Hank Kimball is the best county agent. Which reminds me of "ardent" which Hank Kimball is not.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:48 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 20, 2018 11:49 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: publius,
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As should 'confusement'. I've been lobbying for it for decades.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2018 11:49 PM (c/EDo)
Under, on, over, whatever it takes.
I can be a bit sloppy with prepositions, your Grace. I'll be in need of some remedial instruction. But you know I like it sloppy anyway. So my prepositional recklessness may be irredeemable.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Heh http://tinyurl.com/y8cb6vo7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM (c/EDo)
Nice. A shapely young lady, a ponytail, short shorts and a Garand.
It is like Christmas came in April.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 11:50 PM (sCUYC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
So am I just supposed to come out of my house and watch someone making off with my ride while I yell at him?
Or even worse, charging up to a total stranger and laying hands on him?
Don't think so.
If I have that much time, the guy is going to lose a kneecap or ankle.
Then comes the 9-11 call.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 20, 2018 11:50 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2018 11:49 PM (c/EDo
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I'm pulling for "frustrangulation."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2018 11:51 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 11:51 PM (PUmDY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fymw5ie9Zd4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM (efC8N)
I LOVE IT!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:51 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2018 11:52 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:45 PM (KP5rU)
Thank you. Would it be wrong to ask for prayers for cleaning next week? I hate cleaning, mostly.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:54 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2018 11:54 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:09 PM (fiGNd)
The '60s where you could still bring a gun to school because . . . you were on the high school shooting team.
Posted by: RickZ at April 20, 2018 11:54 PM (oD9Tw)
"Well, you're giving victims of crimes license to torture criminals"
Am not. In the above the storekeeper would wind up guilty of assault, a worse crime (and thus worthy of a more severe punishment) than the one the shoplifter committed. He'd wind up doing more time than the thief. That's the deterrent.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 20, 2018 11:55 PM (vFKpB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fymw5ie9Zd4
Heh. Scene from Two Lane Blacktop.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2018 11:55 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:54 PM (cu8/f)
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Mr. Clean is the patron saint of residential cleaning. Pray to him for intercession.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:55 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:57 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 11:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 20, 2018 11:58 PM (vFKpB)
I'll be in need of some remedial instruction. But you know I like it
sloppy anyway. So my prepositional recklessness may be irredeemable.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)
Correction is good for both character and competency.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:58 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2018 11:58 PM (QDnY+)
Hank Kimball, at his Kimalliest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jn32OCQ7ns
Hank Agent, your County Kimball.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 20, 2018 11:58 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 20, 2018 11:58 PM (vFKpB)
PA, north of Pottstown.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:59 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 12:00 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: rhomboid
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*bzzztt*
Code words for Allied actions/activities
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 12:00 AM (9tO1t)
https://youtu.be/ss_TC67gq4A
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:01 AM (fA1SL)
Rustlers Stay Away!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:30 PM (cu8/f)
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Your sex cult is just you and some guy?
I think I'll go back to reading about Nxivm. More to work with.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 12:01 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 20, 2018 11:30 PM (fA1SL)
Steve and Cold Bear is correct. And no, I do not now have, nor have I ever had, a mullet.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 12:01 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:01 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 21, 2018 12:01 AM (vFKpB)
Code words for Allied actions/activities
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Oh, crap!
What is code words....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 12:01 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:02 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:02 AM (fA1SL)
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Don't you mean what's on the tuffet?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM
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Is it curds and whey? What do I win?
Posted by: Little Miss Muffet at April 21, 2018 12:02 AM (RVcmP)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:01 AM (QDnY+)
Ships sunk by the Argentinians?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 12:02 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:02 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid
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*bzzzt bzzzzt bzzzzt*
What is Screw you Alex!
*bzzzt bzzzt bzzzzt*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 12:02 AM (9tO1t)
What are ships' crews that banged Trebek's granny!
Posted by: sean connery at April 21, 2018 12:03 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:03 AM (QDnY+)
What are ships' crews that banged Trebek's granny!
Posted by: sean connery at April 21, 2018 12:03 AM (VBKy9)
Dammit! I love this place. I was going to reach for the Connery joke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 12:03 AM (sCUYC)
And did you consult the web?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:03 AM (QDnY+)
I looked up Atlantic Conveyor. It sparked a memory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 12:04 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 12:05 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I post this link from time-to-time, because, well because:
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Heh http://tinyurl.com/y8cb6vo7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM (c/EDo)
Ponytail and a baseball cap. And a pair of jeans.
Other clothing optional.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2018 12:05 AM (/ltWA)
It's a funny name.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 21, 2018 12:05 AM (9Hjhc)
Atlantic Conveyor was a civilian container ship pressed into service. Second victim of the Exocet missile, Sheffield being the first.
Ardent, Antelope, and I think Coventry fell to American Mk 82 gravity bombs, dropped by American-built A-4 Skyhawks.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:05 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 12:06 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 12:06 AM (e9G8E)
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Don't you mean what's on the tuffet?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2018 11:46 PM
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Is it curds and whey? What do I win?
Posted by: Little Miss Muffet at April 21, 2018 12:02 AM (RVcmP)
A date with me!
Posted by: A Spider at April 21, 2018 12:06 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:07 AM (n13/j)
I think we err in trying to understand China in western terms. China appears to be going back to the form of government they've been comfortable with, for the most part, for the last 2300 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2018 12:07 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 12:07 AM (y3sT9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 12:07 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 12:08 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:08 AM (fA1SL)
I did cheat. Mea Culpa. Mea Maxima Culpa.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 12:08 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 12:08 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2018 11:55 PM (kLBhp)
Muzzie-infested Sweden would call him Herr Rent.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 21, 2018 12:09 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: yankeefifth
An Arizona Romaine, but the lady is on top.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 12:08 AM (9Hjhc)
Is that like an Atlantic Conveyer but backwards?
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:09 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:07 AM (n13/j)
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Worse than Taco Bell. Better than del amitri, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 12:10 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Quint
Nah, an Atlantic Conveyor needs at least 5 people.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 12:11 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:11 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April
any good?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 12:11 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 12:11 AM (e9G8E)
I will say I prefer the modern day, because these things drive me crazy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 12:11 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 12:11 AM (9Hjhc)
Ahh, right you are.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:11 AM (n13/j)
I think I'll go back to reading about Nxivm. More to work with.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 12:01 AM (pvjTE)
All you need is one devote (I only have the cardboard AoSHQ membership and no fancy accents).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 21, 2018 12:11 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2018 12:11 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Quint at April
lol, that really was lol funny.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 12:12 AM (MTjB1)
I saw Maxima Culpa open for Act of Contrition at the Martyrs' Church. Whole lotta bead-fumbling that day, I can tell you.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:12 AM (fA1SL)
More Hank Kimball:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVcXhaGOZyg
You have to be pretty smart to be this dumb.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 12:12 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 12:11 AM (MTjB1)
Only if you're up at 2am. And drunk. It's basic Soylenta Verde.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 12:13 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April
thanks
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 12:13 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 12:13 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 21, 2018 12:13 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April
literally lol again.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 12:13 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:14 AM (kLBhp)
"Why won't Oprah Winfrey help me when she says she helps people with financial problems?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:14 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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What is love?
Five feet of heaven in a ponytail
that sways with a wiggle when she walks
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2018 12:14 AM (awqYm)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 12:14 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 12:14 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: BigZesty at April 21, 2018 12:15 AM (rOb6X)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 12:15 AM (MTjB1)
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what is a del taco?
Posted by: yankeefifth
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John Candy character in "Aviones, Trenes, y Automóviles".
Posted by: irright at April 21, 2018 12:15 AM (RVcmP)
Posted by: rhomboid
Analog, rate bomb sights
Posted by: Jean at April 21, 2018 12:15 AM (uacvW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 21, 2018 12:16 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:16 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 12:16 AM (FJXGr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 12:15 AM (MTjB1)
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Except Russia didn't build our railroads.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:17 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 12:17 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April
well, that is the end of that then.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 12:17 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:17 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: BigZesty
It's also a woody sort of word, don't you know.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 12:17 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2018 12:17 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 12:17 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:14 AM (eMKNe)
Shut up, Hillary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 12:17 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 12:18 AM (FJXGr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 12:13 AM (UiRxW)
Hahahahahahaaaa!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 21, 2018 12:18 AM (cu8/f)
Argie naval losses were, famously, the General Belgrano (formerly the USS Phoenix), and the submarine Santa Fe (at South Georgia Island, in the first engagement of the conflict). Belgrano was sunk with a WWII-era conventional torpedo still then in use.
Aetius, the judges have accepted your answer and cheating situation. Hard to avoid the digital option.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:18 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at April 21, 2018 12:19 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 12:17 AM (UiRxW)
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Wut?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:19 AM (kLBhp)
Mr. Douglas has to rent an airplane from Mr. Haney for crop dusting the Bing bug, which Mr. Kimball above identified:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4jtxextcc8
You know, Eva >> Zsa Zsa
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 12:19 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Alton Jaksonn at April 21, 2018 12:19 AM (GmKca)
https://youtu.be/wio6epsx5io
Chinese captions at no additional charge.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:20 AM (fA1SL)
They all went down like your granny, Trebek!
Posted by: sean connery at April 21, 2018 12:20 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Alton Jaksonn at April 21, 2018 12:19 AM (GmKca)
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Sez you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:21 AM (kLBhp)
It's Taco Bell that's owned (or, was owned) by Pepsi.
Del Taco owns itself. And, the locations in my area serve Coca-Cola beverages.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:22 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:22 AM (eMKNe)
It's Taco Bell that's owned (or, was owned) by Pepsi.
Del Taco owns itself. And, the locations in my area serve Coca-Cola beverages.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April
Thanks
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 12:22 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:23 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 20, 2018 11:45 PM (y3sT9)
But it does violate the Ten Commandments of Love
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2018 12:23 AM (awqYm)
I believe there was a rumor in the 1970s that McDonalds was owned by the satanist church. Good grief.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:23 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 12:23 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 21, 2018 12:24 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2018 12:24 AM (IqV8l)
I prefer Nabla Taco.
And I see our esteemed Kbdabear, patron saint of the Most Noble Order of Ficus Foulers, has put up his overnight underboob set.
There's a couple of callipygian treats there as well. Underbutt with underboob. Do check it out.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 12:24 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:24 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:14 AM (kLBhp
713 Wut?
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Always went there after the bar... not b'fast time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 12:24 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 12:25 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:18 AM (QDnY+)
Thanks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 12:25 AM (sCUYC)
"Del Taco was purchased by Levy Acquisition Corporation and became a public company on June 30, 2015."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:25 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 12:26 AM (sCUYC)
And I see our esteemed Kbdabear, patron saint of the Most Noble
Order of Ficus Foulers, has put up his overnight underboob set.
There's a couple of callipygian treats there as well. Underbutt with underboob. Do check it out.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 12:24 AM (8O3HH)
I got I, prefer, and taco
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:26 AM (n13/j)
"Del Taco was purchased by Levy Acquisition Corporation and became a public company on June 30, 2015."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:25 AM (eMKNe)
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Now you can trade in quesadilla futures.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:26 AM (kLBhp)
It's Taco Bell that's owned (or, was owned) by Pepsi.
Del Taco owns itself.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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They all look alike to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 12:27 AM (y3sT9)
Always went there after the bar... not b'fast time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's
Done properly, th ose are the same.
Posted by: Jean at April 21, 2018 12:28 AM (uacvW)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 12:28 AM (NWiLs)
There's a couple of callipygian treats there as well. Underbutt with underboob. Do check it out.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear
Where are these girls and how do I get one?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 12:28 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 12:29 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:29 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Heh. Atlanta.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 12:29 AM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:29 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:30 AM (eMKNe)
Seriously, I kill communists for fun.
For one of those girls, I cut him up real nice.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 12:30 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 12:31 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 12:31 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:30 AM (eMKNe)
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Now there's a resume builder.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:31 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 12:31 AM (UiRxW)
There's a couple of callipygian treats there as well. Underbutt with underboob. Do check it out.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear
Where are these girls and how do I get one?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 12:28 AM (9Hjhc)
Have a net worth of >$500,000,000 and your own Gulfstream.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 12:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:32 AM (n13/j)
They were supposedly going to merge the two brands into a new company, Easy Lay.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:32 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Profits built on the back-fat of SJW landwhales!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 12:32 AM (9Hjhc)
All depends on what you're looking for, like, know about, or can get to. One time, coming south on the 101 in Ventura, was dying for good Mex, so turned off into Oxnard, hoping to stumble on a genuine local taco shop (that area is pretty much Mexican). Jackpot. First place I saw looked right; went in - perfect. No habla ingles. Fresh tortillas. Amazing fillings.
Quality/variety of good Mexican food available now is vastly greater than the old days in SoCal (back then I imagine Boyle Heights and similar areas in LA had great stuff, but it wasn't everywhere).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:32 AM (QDnY+)
I don't say "there oughtta be a law" often, mainly because I usually think there shouldn't be a law, and a lot of existing laws need to be eliminated, but there oughtta be a law that someone who is killed, hurt, whatever during the commission of a crime has no right to sue for anything.
What, and put hundreds or thousands of lawyers out of work?
Nevermind. There's a somewhat famous case of a guy who rigged up a boobytrap in his home (due to previous break-ins?) -- It worked on the next burglar but not fatally, and he was sued and found liable.
A bit of mixed emotion on that. Nah, I'm kidding. Too bad the burglar lived.
Here's my exception to the rule of 'no new laws'. Outlaw the pitbull breed. Yeah yeah, I'm sure there many fine upstanding pitbulls, but I see one running at me, my only thought is where is the nearest gun/bat/sledgehammer/claymore.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 21, 2018 12:32 AM (0ogQG)
Have a net worth of >$500,000,000 and your own Gulfstream.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 12:31 AM (NWiLs)
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Guys with GIII's or lower need not apply.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:33 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:33 AM (eMKNe)
Have a net worth of >$500,000,000 and your own Gulfstream.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 12:31 AM (NWiLs)
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Guys with GIII's or lower need not apply.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:33 AM (kLBhp)
Pretty much.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 12:33 AM (NWiLs)
Only one? When dreaming, dream big.
Billionaires with their own gold-plated jets get harems.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 12:33 AM (8O3HH)
Only one? When dreaming, dream big.
Billionaires with their own gold-plated jets get harems.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 12:33 AM (8O3HH)
The rest of us get nothing.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 12:34 AM (NWiLs)
And any list that starts with discarding Lonesome Dove because of its "toxic cowboy masculinity" (the ruin of America don'tchaknow?), can kiss. My. ASS.
Posted by: Shopgirl #Night,Slap at April 21, 2018 12:34 AM (RKQJl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 12:34 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:35 AM (eMKNe)
It was marketed in the US by 3M
https://youtu.be/kdfTuE9XHas
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2018 12:35 AM (2K6fY)
They were supposedly going to merge the two brands into a new company, Easy Lay.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:32 AM (eMKNe)
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Marketed under the trade name Olestra. Discontinued after multiple reports of anal scorching.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:36 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at April 21, 2018 12:36 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:36 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:36 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2018 12:37 AM (V2Yro)
on "Books You Shouldn't Read"/"Books You Should Read Instead" = as
predictably barf-making as it sounds. Some of their discarded
"classics", I didn't even know were considered such.
And any list that starts with discarding Lonesome Dove because of its "toxic cowboy masculinity" (the ruin of America don'tchaknow?), can kiss. My. ASS.
Posted by: Shopgirl #Night,Slap at April 21, 2018 12:34 AM (RKQJl)
Thanks for the heads up, I will know now what not to read. Discard Lonesome Dove, they can go "discard" themselves. Of course GQ is automatically a no go. What did they replace Lonesome Dove with? Probably The Quick and the Dead (the movie) barf.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:37 AM (n13/j)
Have a net worth of >$500,000,000 and your own Gulfstream.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 12:31 AM (NWiLs)
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Guys with GIII's or lower need not apply.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:33 AM (kLBhp)
Pretty much.
Posted by: Insomniac
King Airs get no respect
Posted by: Jean at April 21, 2018 12:38 AM (uacvW)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PXL-2000
It actually recorded extremely low-res video to cassette tapes.
There's now a subset of "mumblecore" filmmakers who use it to make quickie "art flicks".
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:38 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman
EEEEEE EEEE EEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: Flipper at April 21, 2018 12:38 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:38 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 21, 2018 12:39 AM (Pg+x7)
"Why won't Oprah Winfrey help me when she says she helps people with financial problems?"
***
I have a lot of millennial acquaintances who on a regular basis say something like, "people should help *ME* why don't they?!?"
When I ask what in turn they've done for others without an expectation of getting anything back I get a blank look - kind of like when you try to give your dog an olive to eat.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2018 12:39 AM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 12:39 AM (NWiLs)
"So, how you like those new Olestra chips?"
"How did you know I was eating them?"
"You left a trail all the way here"
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:39 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Yeah, it was close to I-85, and Monroe, kinda.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 12:39 AM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:40 AM (n13/j)
* exhales lungfull of Caporal, sips cold, bitter coffee. *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:36 AM (fA1SL)
Cold and bitter. Like my soul.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 12:40 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jean at April 21, 2018 12:38 AM (uacvW)
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I had a friend who had a King Air B200. All my turbine time was in that plane.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:40 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:40 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Yoko Ono didn't care about Lennon's many other dalliances, she had her eye on the main prize.
And she scored, bigly.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 21, 2018 12:41 AM (0ogQG)
I think the justification for finding the guy liable is that trip-guns are so monumentally dangerous and stupid (and illegal!) that anybody who gets caught putting one up can expect to get the book thrown at them. It's not hard to see why those things have got to be discouraged - bad, bad idea all the way around.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2018 12:41 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:41 AM (n13/j)
Marketed under the trade name Olestra. Discontinued after multiple reports of anal scorching.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Wow!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2018 12:42 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:42 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 12:42 AM (PUmDY)
It was an open secret everywhere in Malibu, NBC and the entertainment industry, that she didn't care how many other women (or anything else) Johnny screwed, as long as she got the lion's share of his wealth and property in his will.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:42 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:43 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 12:44 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:44 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:45 AM (eMKNe)
Funny, how that works.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 12:47 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:45 AM (eMKNe)
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Urine production is Cambodia's biggest source of foreign exchange.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 12:47 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:44 AM (QDnY+)
Thanks. I remember it was a big deal at the time. The only reason anyone owned Quaker Oats stock back then was Gatorade. But that was around 2000 I think.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:47 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: zombie gandhi at April 21, 2018 12:47 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Quint
yeah, that chemically-sour tang. Good stuff.
It's like a orange gummi bear with slab of juicy fruit gum with the foil paper stuck to it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2018 12:47 AM (LNPd9)
Wracking my small brain for another trivia test, for some reason, reminded me of that book.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:48 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:45 AM (eMKNe)
It's got electrolytes!
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at April 21, 2018 12:48 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:48 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: stumck at April 21, 2018 12:49 AM (IpZ/y)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 12:49 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 21, 2018 12:50 AM (Pg+x7)
This sort of thing is wonderful though. I say that as probably the last user of the Sony Reader that uses the e-ink Pearl screen.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2018 12:51 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Quint
yeah, that chemically-sour tang. Good stuff.
It's like a orange gummi bear with slab of juicy fruit gum with the foil paper stuck to it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2018 12:47 AM (LNPd9)
You really paint a picture, seems spot on.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:51 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: SMH in wonder at April 21, 2018 12:52 AM (PTHEn)
Posted by: qdpsteve
No, no, no. It's shampoo that contains urine.
Posted by: Sacred Honor Comey at April 21, 2018 12:52 AM (LNPd9)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycva6ozu
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 12:53 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: DynamiteDan at April 21, 2018 12:54 AM (MqzWH)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 12:54 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:54 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2018 12:37 AM (V2Yro)
My Hispanic ex called queso blanco 'spic cheese' but somehow I, the six foot tall white guy, knew better than to go to the corner bodega and order a pound of 'spic cheese'. And, no, queso blanco is not Mexican mozzarella; queso blanco does not melt.
As a PSA, I found the Villajero brand of queso blanco the best.
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 12:55 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Sacred Honor Comey
Ah, so you don't use it. That would explain the wasp's nest on the back of your head.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:55 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 12:55 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 12:56 AM (UiRxW)
#sad
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 12:56 AM (1GO/z)
Posted by: SMH in wonder at April 21, 2018 12:56 AM (PTHEn)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 12:56 AM (Ckg4U)
rather a lemon gummi bear plus foil paper and some raw magnesium powder.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2018 12:57 AM (LNPd9)
Oddly enough, I've never drank it myself.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 12:57 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 12:57 AM (n13/j)
Funny, how that works.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I find the same with landmines
Posted by: Jean at April 21, 2018 12:57 AM (uacvW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2018 12:57 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Dr. Putin at April 21, 2018 12:57 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 12:55 AM (e9G8E)
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Not anytime soon.
Posted by: SMH in wonder at April 21, 2018 12:57 AM (PTHEn)
*recalls Rothmans from uni days *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 12:58 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SMH in wonder at April 21, 2018 12:58 AM (PTHEn)
Also I remember when cranberry juice cocktail came in one flavor... CRANBERRY. None of these fruity whatevers. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:58 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2018 12:58 AM (QDnY+)
Oddly enough, I've never drank it myself.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 12:57 AM (VBKy9
Fine, you dragged me back in! competitor product was likely Powerade, the Coke alternative. Also, people use pedialyte to get over hangovers. If you go to a Latino store, they have lots of stuff like that, not sure why. You get electrolytes and I think zinc. I used to always get Powerade at Mcds. It was pretend healthier than soda, but really not.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:00 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:01 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:01 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 01:01 AM (PUmDY)
What is the brand of those really short cigs y'all make, and why are they so fucking short?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:02 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 01:02 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 12:55 AM (e9G8E)
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Not anytime soon.
Posted by: SMH in wonder
You don't want to bran brand PTHEn in your muff?
Posted by: Jean at April 21, 2018 01:02 AM (uacvW)
Also I remember when cranberry juice cocktail came in one flavor... CRANBERRY. None of these fruity whatevers. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:58 AM (eMKNe)
Yeah, and we liked it! I hear ya on the Ocean Spray thing, now it is 1/4 of a supermarket shelf. I remember when there was one skoal and one copenhagen, and it was 75cents. Not that I would have ever done that nasty stuff.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:02 AM (n13/j)
Living in very rural IL now, doing the grandma bit (and loving every minute of it), joined a church, learning the farm life...
...and getting remarried to the ex-hubby in June.
Other than that, same 'ol, same 'ol.
Posted by: SMH in wonder at April 21, 2018 01:02 AM (PTHEn)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:04 AM (Ckg4U)
"You know how many flavors of Cheerios we had to choose? ONE!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:04 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:04 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Revalation for me; grape flavor is fake 'concord grape' Chemical formula.
Never had a concord grape in the US until I visited Japan.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2018 01:04 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:02 AM (fA1SL)
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What are you implying?
Asshole.
Posted by: The Lollipop & Tiny Cigar Guild at April 21, 2018 01:04 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:01 AM (eMKNe)
I hear ya, and agree. I am one of those weird people from South of Mason/Dix that doesn't like Sweet tea. (ducks for cover)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:05 AM (n13/j)
...and getting remarried to the ex-hubby in June.
Other than that, same 'ol, same 'ol.
Posted by: SMH in wonder at April 21, 2018 01:02 AM (PTHEn)
Congratulations, SMH!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 01:05 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:05 AM (Ckg4U)
- Pina Colada Cheerios
- Hot Buttered Rum Cheerios
- Tartar Control Cheerios
- Cheerios for Transgendered Breakfast Eaters
...etc etc etc...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:05 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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No, no, no. It's shampoo that contains urine.
Posted by: Sacred Honor Comey at April 21, 2018 12:52 AM (LNPd9)
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actually, it's Premarin, which is a trade name that stands for "Pregnant Mare Urine", which is/was the current source of the raw material, AFAIK.
we were told, back in the day, by our Army instructors who would, of course, never lie, that the original source was pregnant human female urine, but that that plan had fallen apart right after husbands found out that payment was based on output, and started adding their volume to the total.
YMMV.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 21, 2018 01:06 AM (1GO/z)
Posted by: SMH in wonder at April 21, 2018 01:07 AM (PTHEn)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:08 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 21, 2018 01:08 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 01:09 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 01:09 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:09 AM (eMKNe)
Other than that, same 'ol, same 'ol.
Posted by: SMH in wonder at April 21, 2018 01:02 AM (PTHEn)
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WHAT?
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 21, 2018 01:09 AM (1GO/z)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:10 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Have you tried Yak milk?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 01:10 AM (c/EDo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:10 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
No no no. It's liquefied alligators. Don't you know anything?!?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:10 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 01:11 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 12:45 AM (eMKNe)
++++
I don't know where people come up with this stuff.
Posted by: Corona Extra at April 21, 2018 01:11 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: SMH in wonder at April 21, 2018 01:11 AM (PTHEn)
Beebe worked for the San Francisco Chronicle and wrote a syndicated column This Wild West for 6 years. Quite a character, but would not be a good moron, 'cause he wore extravagantly tailored trousers.
Lucius Beebe, This Wild West
ALWAYS THE ENEMY IS WASHINGTON
In the years of my youth, a period
approximating Appomattox Court House, as it now seems, or at least
ante-dating the Custer massacre, cigarettes were not a highly
regarded article of commerce. Their use generally was restricted
to the lower orders of society, pimps, race track touts, Congressmen
and the like, and certainly none were ever smoked in my father's
house by any member of the family, although now and then guests asked
if they might be excused to go into the garden and smoke a cigar
after dinner.
Smoking in the presence of ladies was
unthinkable and there was still a statute on the local Boston laws
books against smoking pipes on the public street, pipes being
associated with the Irish and not to be tolerated in the presence of
gentlefolk.
There were, to be sure, exceptions to
the rule. My friend Edwin Arlington Robinson, was notoriously a
smoker of Sweet Caporals, but he was a recognized and widely
acclaimed poet and was accorded the tolerance usually extended to
genius. A bleak and craggy Down Easter, he had been a mighty
skirmisher with the bottle in earlier times and cigarettes were
regarded as a sort of tapering off. Most other men of letters of the
time smoked pipes, and cigars were, of course, the universal hallmark
of manhood and symbol of prestige according to their quality and
cost.
NOR WAS THIS PREJUDICE against
cigarettes a parochial one confined to Puritan New England, As
evidence of bad morale among the ship's company in the sinking of the
Titanic, witnesses attested that in the lifeboats many stewards and
other members of the crew lit cigarettes in the presence of ladies,
not to mention the Grim Reaper and the greatest catastrophe of modern
times, It was, incidentally, the most serious evidence of misconduct
ever made against the company's servants on that ill-starred
vessel.
Tobacco in those days wasn't
especially big business, certainly nothing to attract the hostility
of a predatory federal Government bent on taxing out of existence
every possible source of revenue except the billion dollar union
racket, some of whose components are wealthier by far than the
industries they seek to impoverish by extortion.
Now the wowsers, do-gooders and
reforming trash generally including 'medical authorities' from
mail order schools of osteopathy with nothing better to occupy their
childish minds, are grinding out a sustained barrage of
anti-cigarette propaganda. The Surgeon General of the U. S.,
presumably an handy fellow in the realm of gunshot wounds, has
appointed the usual committee to investigate the potentialities for
lung cancer, and will publicity-mad politicians of the more order,
like California's superfluous Governor Brown, are rallying to
denounce the sinful cigarette as a smoke screen for the evasion of
more potentially dangerous issues.
To date the principal source of this
septic fright talk about lung cancer has been England where
socialized medicine has reduced the once haughty practitioners of
Harley street to a confraternity of seedy pensioners dependent on the
favors of the Ministry of Health that is a shining example of
bureaucratic incompetence, corruption and political expediency.
The massed forces of bigotry,
superstition, and infected politics are ganging up on tobacco in
general and cigarettes in particular with an ultimate view to their
total prohibition. And don't think for a minute this cretin
babbling about lung cancer isn't going to cost you and me money.
Tobacco taxes last year yielded $3.2 billions in State and Federal
revenue, and a least dime's abatement in this sum is going to be
compensated by some other confiscatory rooking of the tax-payer to
support he nest of boodling elected mendicants in Washington D.C.
The time for all men of independence
and integrity to start smoking is right now.
I doubt that I have smoked ten
cigarettes in the last ten years except when I am in England and can
get Sullivan and Powell's incomparable product, but I'm dusting off
a lot of gold cigarette cases that have been lying around bank vaults
for decades and am going to re-establish a habit I neither admire
nor take pleasure in as a patriotic duty.
The cold war that is waged every
minute of the day and night between the voters and tax-payers of the
United States and the Government at Washington is getting hot with a
meddlesome, impertinent and paternalistic hierarchy of shiftless
time-servers trying to move in once more on the personal liberties of
those of us who maintain them with their front feet in the pubic hog
trough.
For 13 long years I fought the good
fight along with 160,000 other American patriots allied against the
infamies of prohibition to maintain a state of universal alcoholism
and put the boots to the thrice damned religious bigots like Bishop
Cannon and Mrs, Ella Boole and the heels on Capitol Hill who did
their obscene bidding. I've got scars of battle on my liver to show
for it.
I'm not too old to enlist again in the
unceasing battle that all Americans have to fight against the enemy
and everybody's enemy, the Federal Government of the United States in
all its bureaucratic infamy
May I offer you a light?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2018 01:11 AM (2K6fY)
Love it. One of the few classical music CDs I own.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:11 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 01:12 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:12 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Watered down electrolytes.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 01:12 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:12 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve
--------
Half of what I know, I don't understand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 01:12 AM (c/EDo)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 01:10 AM (c/EDo)
Of course, you eeeediot!
Posted by: Ren and Stimpy at April 21, 2018 01:12 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 21, 2018 01:12 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:13 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:13 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:13 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 01:14 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:14 AM (n13/j)
Green Bay Packers coaching staff?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:14 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:15 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:15 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 01:15 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:15 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:16 AM (n13/j)
I like that.
My favorite line:
"...Now the wowsers, do-gooders and
reforming trash..."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 01:16 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:16 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:17 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:17 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 01:18 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:18 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I am one of that rare breed (or try to be), the Conscious Incompetent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 01:18 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:18 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:12 AM (fA1SL)
++++
How's the lactose free milk? I heard it tasted just the same and is just a bit more expensive.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 01:18 AM (pvjTE)
Other than that, same 'ol, same 'ol.
Posted by: SMH in wonder
Congratulations SMH!
Posted by: Hambone at April 21, 2018 01:19 AM (vEwPu)
YOU EAT CZECH COMPOSERS FOR BREAKFAST?
migawd. What a bite you must have.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2018 01:19 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:19 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:19 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Give it a go. It's a reflection on the nanny state.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 01:20 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:20 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:20 AM (n13/j)
additionally, you should drink them diluted, 1:4 or 5, not only for the teeth, but so that they additional minerals, etc, don't make your insides hypertonic, and actually dehydrate your further, instead of keeping you balanced.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 21, 2018 01:20 AM (1GO/z)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:21 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 01:21 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:21 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Slapweasel
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Can I interest you in some lettuce?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 01:21 AM (QxXRY)
Somewhere in the late 1970s, everyone decided they were just in too big a hurry to follow the directions on the package.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:22 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 01:22 AM (PUmDY)
filter tips.... amazing tobacco - rich and strong and flavorful, but
mild as the warm Spring breeze across a field of wildflowers.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:20 AM (fA1SL)
I think Clint Eastwood said the same thing in The Good the Bad and the Ugly.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:22 AM (n13/j)
Slav privilege is best privilege.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:22 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 01:22 AM (J7NdS)
additionally, you should drink them diluted, 1:4 or 5, not only for the teeth, but so that they additional minerals, etc, don't make your insides hypertonic, and actually dehydrate your further, instead of keeping you balanced."
-Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 21, 2018 01:20 AM (1GO/z)
I'm going to go ahead and not care.
Not that your research isn't sound, but I've got a job to do.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:23 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 01:21 AM (QxXRY)
Sure. I'm in the market.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Old man that has to work tomorrow. Be well alll.
Posted by: Farmer at April 21, 2018 01:24 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 01:25 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:25 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:25 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 01:25 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: Quint
I knew a girl like that once.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 01:26 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 01:26 AM (J7NdS)
I'm going to go ahead and not care.
Not that your research isn't sound, but I've got a job to do.
Posted by: Slapweasel
* coats on slap *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2018 01:26 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 01:27 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:28 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint
----------------
Take a puff, it's springtime.
Posted by: Salem at April 21, 2018 01:28 AM (c/EDo)
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you can drink pure w/o problems, as i understand it, IF you sufficiently rinse your mouth afterward.
you can also drink all the full strength you want if you are sufficiently hydrated.
lastly, you can do anything you want to regardless, because i am not a doctor, etc, and this is NOT medical advice... nor are any of my poasts.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 01:28 AM (1GO/z)
I don't even know what his comment meant. I just know I love the dude in a very non-gay way.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:28 AM (Ckg4U)
Slavic Master Race calls that kefir. Third best cure for the morning after a late night.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:29 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 01:22 AM (PUmDY)
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Yes and yes.
Posted by: SMH in wonder at April 21, 2018 01:29 AM (PTHEn)
Posted by: Quint
----------------
Take a puff, it's springtime.
Posted by: Salem at April 21, 2018 01:28 AM (c/EDo)
"You've come a long way baby!"
Posted by: Virginia Slims at April 21, 2018 01:29 AM (n13/j)
I just ping'd on Elvis singing "Do the Vega", and found it on YT. Plenty of stills from Viva Las Vegas, showing him dancing with Ann-Margret. Those two sizzled together. I've read that IRL, it was a mutual-admiration society.
*rumbas out of the thread, singing, "...you'll shake like a son-of-a-gun!*
Posted by: Shopgirl #NightSlap at April 21, 2018 01:30 AM (RKQJl)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:30 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 01:30 AM (c/EDo)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2018 01:31 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 01:31 AM (sCUYC)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 01:31 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:31 AM (Ckg4U)
Slavic Master Race calls that kefir. Third best cure for the morning after a late night.
I thought Kefir was Lebanese/Turkish region. . Like a ricotta/sour cream right?
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:33 AM (n13/j)
Quint, originally available in Cheddar in 1967. It's now available in Cheddar, Provolone and Nacho.
And on that tasty note, I'm gonna call it a night. Thanks everyone for the fun chat and happy weekend!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 01:33 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Farmer at April 21, 2018 01:24 AM (yJ1e6)
In need of fluids and not very particular about which ones?
We can help.
Posted by: Gatorade at April 21, 2018 01:33 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:35 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 01:35 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 01:35 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:36 AM (n13/j)
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I guess who invented Gatorade would be too easy a trivia question.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:13 AM
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Yeah. Everyone knows it was Burt Reynolds.
Posted by: irright at April 21, 2018 01:37 AM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Quint
More like drinkable yogurt.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 01:38 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 01:38 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:13 AM
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Yeah. Everyone knows it was Burt Reynolds.
Posted by: irright at April 21, 2018 01:37 AM (RVcmP)
Lol, I thought of him when I asked the question. Only other thing I know about the Gators.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:38 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:38 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:38 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 01:40 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
And hit his head on the hidden anvil.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 01:40 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Quint
More like drinkable yogurt.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 01:38 AM (9Hjhc)
Ok, that's right. They have an "Australian Style" yogurt called Noosa. I think that is when yogurt jumped the shark. Now we have Australian style lol.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:40 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:38 AM (fA1SL)
Sounds tasty!
*licks lips*
Posted by: Shemp Smith at April 21, 2018 01:41 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:41 AM (fA1SL)
We can help.
Posted by: Gatorade at April 21, 2018 01:33 AM (J7NdS)
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unlike them, we can treat it all, Powerade Martinis have vitamins and lytes, hydration and the new ethanol infusion you need to beat down that nasty hangover you managed to wind up with last night/this morning.
Remember to ask our representatives how to make sure you never have to go here again!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 01:42 AM (1GO/z)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:43 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 01:44 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Quint
More like drinkable yogurt.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 01:38 AM (9Hjhc)
Ok, that's right. They have an "Australian Style" yogurt called Noosa. I think that is when yogurt jumped the shark. Now we have Australian style lol.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:40 AM (n13/j)
RUSSIAN style yogurt (available at a many supermarkets) is clear evidence that the RUSSIANS have hacked the dairy industry!!1!1/
Posted by: This is CNN... at April 21, 2018 01:44 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:44 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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What are they plotting to do, keep you off their couch?
Posted by: Hambone at April 21, 2018 01:45 AM (vEwPu)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:47 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:13 AM (n13/j)
Dr. Cade. I had the privilege of meeting him. A fine Southern gentleman.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 01:50 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Hambone
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They have in the past, I'm certain of it. Christmas day I came in to take a nap, and found this:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycezv7uj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 01:50 AM (Zdm89)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:51 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:13 AM (n13/j)
Dr. Cade. I had the privilege of meeting him. A fine Southern gentleman.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 01:50 AM (efC8N)
Wow, that is pretty cool.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:51 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:53 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:55 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:51 AM (n13/j)
Dr. Cade was a big fan of Studebaker cars, as am I. I met him at a Studebaker Club National Meet in South Bend, Indiana.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 01:55 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 01:55 AM (fA1SL)
You are the expert on this not, that is for sure I just started getting into Russian cuisine. But in this case I realized it was redundant. I did that for those who did not know what pelmini are.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:58 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 01:59 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 01:59 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:01 AM (n13/j)
Gatorade and vodka will knock you on your ass. Ive Woke up in highschool in many of bushes after a night with that mixtress.
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 01:59 AM (lpNIx)
I am not big on the web, so don't like doing true confessions lol. But why stop now? amirite? I once poured out an entire Gatorade and replaced it with Cisco lol. Looks just like Gatorade at a public locale . Same crazy colors. Headache for sure.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:04 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint
Low beet or high beet?
Or just plain delish?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2018 02:04 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 01:59 AM (lpNIx)
Would you say, a plethora of bushes?
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:05 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 02:07 AM (PUmDY)
thought it was good, it was a high end restaurant style recipe. I will
have to try cheburiki.
Posted by: Quint
Low beet or high beet?
Or just plain delish?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2018 02:04 AM (LNPd9)
I am going to have to say low beet if I understand you. I used pre roasted beets but it never got red enough. It was good though, It had rich beef stock and the simmered roast. For me it was high beet because I wasn't sure I really liked them. But now I have used them in several dishes, and like them.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:09 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 02:09 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 01:59 AM (lpNIx)
Seems like anything plus vodka can kick your ass. The more I explored mixed drinks the more I found that vodka was in the more evil ones.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 21, 2018 02:11 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Twinkenfueher Hogg at April 21, 2018 02:11 AM (ZEeMQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 02:09 AM (fA1SL)
well I probably did not get it, but "redundant repetition" seemed funny.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:12 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Twinkenfueher Hogg at April 21, 2018 02:11 AM (ZEeMQ)
Scratch it with a gun barrel.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 21, 2018 02:12 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 02:13 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 02:13 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 02:15 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Deerpy at April 21, 2018 02:15 AM (ZEeMQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2018 02:15 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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"Are you tired of trying to slice cucumbers? Do you make a mess in your kitchen while cutting carrots? Well now, with Salad Shooter, you'll be making beautiful salads without all the fuss, mess, and bleeding fingers!"
"But wait! Order now and you'll also get the Miracle Salad Tosser."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 02:15 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 01:59 AM (lpNIx)
Seems
like anything plus vodka can kick your ass. The more I explored mixed
drinks the more I found that vodka was in the more evil ones.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 21, 2018 02:11 AM (aMlLZ)
Vodka is evil because you can mix it with so much. A few straight shots of booze are one thing. But it is mixing it that can lead to bad excess.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:16 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Again, Kevin Spacey sock too easy?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 21, 2018 02:16 AM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 02:17 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 02:09 AM (fA1SL)
so well me, myself and I most likely probably did not get or understand it, but "redundant repetition" seemed funny and humorous.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:12 AM (n13/j)
FIFY for added redundant repetition.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 02:18 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 02:18 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 02:18 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:09 AM (n13/j)
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Try it with lamb next time. Delicious.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 02:19 AM (pvjTE)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9z3nof7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 02:19 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 02:21 AM (PUmDY)
make you more or less I'll is the impurities, outright contaminants, and
you relative dehydration status.
Posted by: Deerpy at April 21, 2018 02:15 AM (ZEeMQ)
That is true. Most alcohol sayings are rubbish. But vodka is one many heavy drinkers use because you can mix it easily and it doesn't have a strong smell. Of course all the stuff about say Tequila giving you a worse hangover or never mix beer and whiskey, pretty much that stuff is bogus. It all depends on the person's tolerance etc. Mainly I agree with everything you said. But let's just say certain drinks are favorites of certain types of drinkers.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:21 AM (n13/j)
you. I used pre roasted beets but it never got red enough. It was good
though, It had rich beef stock and the simmered roast. For me it was
high beet because I wasn't sure I really liked them. But now I have used
them in several dishes, and like them.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:09 AM (n13/j)
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Try it with lamb next time. Delicious.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 02:19 AM (pvjTE)
Sounds good, I love lamb.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:22 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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"Are you tired of trying to slice cucumbers? Do you make a mess in your kitchen while cutting carrots? Well now, with Salad Shooter, you'll be making beautiful salads without all the fuss, mess, and bleeding fingers!"
"But wait! Order now and you'll also get the Miracle Salad Tosser."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 02:15 AM (9tO1t)
All with the incredible bonding power of FlexSeal's patented formula!
Posted by: Phil Swift, Pimping FlexSeal at April 21, 2018 02:22 AM (J7NdS)
"Dark humor is like my completely capricious purges, not 'everyone' gets it!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2018 02:22 AM (sCUYC)
spastically with normal tasks and then are very smug/complacent once
they have the product they are hawking.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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"Are you tired of trying to slice cucumbers? Do you make a mess in
your kitchen while cutting carrots? Well now, with Salad Shooter, you'll
be making beautiful salads without all the fuss, mess, and bleeding
fingers!"
"But wait! Order now and you'll also get the Miracle Salad Tosser."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 02:15 AM (9tO1t)
All with the incredible bonding power of FlexSeal's patented formula!
Posted by: Phil Swift, Pimping FlexSeal at April 21, 2018 02:22 AM (J7NdS)
I am trying to think of one that just floored me. It was something like a "gadget" that helped you make a fried egg. I am thinking, I don't know, how about buying a pan, reading a cookbook and getting a clue? Pretty much all kitchen gadgets are a waste imo.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:25 AM (n13/j)
https://youtu.be/DSRUz88x6BI
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 02:29 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:22 AM (n13/j)
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It's been a while since I made it, but I used this recipe.
https://sarahcooksthebooks.blogspot.com/2014/06
/the-frugal-gourmet-on-our-immigrant_11.html
I actually have that cookbook somewhere, but it looks like she faithfully republished the recipe.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 02:29 AM (pvjTE)
spastically with normal tasks and then are very smug/complacent once
they have the product they are hawking.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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"Are you tired of trying to slice cucumbers? Do you make a mess in
your kitchen while cutting carrots? Well now, with Salad Shooter, you'll
be making beautiful salads without all the fuss, mess, and bleeding
fingers!"
"But wait! Order now and you'll also get the Miracle Salad Tosser."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 02:15 AM (9tO1t)
All with the incredible bonding power of FlexSeal's patented formula!
Posted by: Phil Swift, Pimping FlexSeal at April 21, 2018 02:22 AM (J7NdS)
I am trying to think of one that just floored me. It was something like a "gadget" that helped you make a fried egg. I am thinking, I don't know, how about buying a pan, reading a cookbook and getting a clue? Pretty much all kitchen gadgets are a waste imo.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:25 AM (n13/j)
Are you thinking of me?
Posted by: The Eggmaster at April 21, 2018 02:29 AM (J7NdS)
Daddy likes to put his black assault gun with the thingy that goes up - he says it's not a genital wart, just a mole - in my NRAchute, and shove the vodka soaked tampons in really deep. It feels so good, except for the time he drowned the legless skinks...
Posted by: Twinkenfueher Hogg at April 21, 2018 02:31 AM (ZEeMQ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9z3nof7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 02:19 AM (9tO1t)
The end result of motorcycle companies endless retarded quest to introduce "automotive" problems into motorcycles. They got waaaay too many "systems" on these frigging things anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 21, 2018 02:31 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 02:32 AM (PUmDY)
"There is no more Victory!"
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2018 02:34 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Twinkenfueher Hogg at April 21, 2018 02:39 AM (ZEeMQ)
*tries to chop cucumbers*
*cutting board falls off the counter*
*slices go everywhere*
*tries to grab them*
*knife falls off and impales foot*
*recoils*
*tips over pan*
*tips over olive oil*
*oil ignites on flame*
*runs out of flaming house*
*dog dashes inside*
*runs inside*
*runs back out with smoking dead dog*
*stares at camera*
*shakes head, exasperated*
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2018 02:39 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 02:40 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 01:53 AM (n13/j)
Roasted beets are delicious, especially the golden beets. I also like borscht, both hot and cold, although I prefer cold as a summer soup. But I have Hungarian blood so paprika and sour cream are separate and distinct food groups to me.
And don't get my Hungarian Grandma started on saffron. She used that stuff like it was $.99 a pound and not $.99 for .5 ounces (made up cost). My Grandma drove my Mom crazy because my Mom would buy it for her and it was crazy expensive, even back in the '60s.
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 02:42 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 02:43 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 02:44 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:16 AM (n13/j)
A bartender once told me: "Vodka never met a mixer it didn't like."
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 02:45 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 02:46 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 02:48 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 02:48 AM (PUmDY)
I'm on Hour 10 of How to Avoid Work, and happily watching Tin Cup, which is not only another genius collaboration btwn Ron Shelton and Kevin Costner, but one of the best soundtrack albums evereverever, don't @ me.
*rumbas back out*
Posted by: Shopgirl #MrsJakeJunis at April 21, 2018 02:50 AM (RKQJl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 02:51 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Deerpy at April 21, 2018 02:51 AM (7CGxt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 02:51 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 02:53 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 02:53 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:25 AM (n13/j)
Alton Brown has YouBoob videos of "Useless Kitchen Gadgets." Pretty funny. And I'm with Alton on one thing: I don't want uni-taskers taking up space in my kitchen; multi-tasking gadgets only.
I must say, though, the one kitchen gadget I have that I got about 10 years ago and that has become indispensable is a Microplane (TM) Zester/Grater. I love that tool. Gave one to a friend for Christmas, and her hubbie loves it when he makes his lemon cookies with lemon zest. Much better than one of those box graters; easier to clean, too.
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 02:54 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 02:58 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 02:25 AM (n13/j)
Alton Brown has YouBoob videos of "Useless Kitchen Gadgets." Pretty
funny. And I'm with Alton on one thing: I don't want uni-taskers
taking up space in my kitchen; multi-tasking gadgets only.
I must say, though, the one kitchen gadget I have that I got about
10 years ago and that has become indispensable is a Microplane (TM)
Zester/Grater. I love that tool. Gave one to a friend for Christmas,
and her hubbie loves it when he makes his lemon cookies with lemon zest.
Much better than one of those box graters; easier to clean, too.
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 02:54 AM (oD9Tw)
Nothing wrong with a microplane, I certainly would not call it a gadget. Yes, you can do pretty much everything with good knives, pots and pans. But there are tools that make things a lot easier. One I picked up on back in the day, and it might have been from Alton Brown, was good kitchen tongs. If you ever watch professional chefs in their kitchens, they use tongs for everything, such as moving pans around, moving pasta out of a pot into a sauce, etc.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:01 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 03:01 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 02:54 AM (oD9Tw)
I'm with you. Gave one to each son for Christmas one year & they looked at me like, "what is this for?" I said, "Trust me. Garlic, ginger, horseradish, hard cheese, citrus zest..." Awesome tool.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 21, 2018 03:05 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:01 AM (n13/j)
Yep. Got kitchen tongs when I bought the zester. Never had kitchen tongs before. Now I don't know how I ever cooked without it.
Oh, and I am making some corned beef today in a crockpot. Not only dinner today, but corned beef hash and Reuben sandwiches with the leftovers. Mm mm good!
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 03:08 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:08 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 03:09 AM (PUmDY)
have been from Alton Brown, was good kitchen tongs. If you ever watch
professional chefs in their kitchens, they use tongs for everything,
such as moving pans around, moving pasta out of a pot into a sauce, etc.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:01 AM (n13/j)
Yep. Got kitchen tongs when I bought the zester. Never had kitchen
tongs before. Now I don't know how I ever cooked without it.
Oh, and I am making some corned beef today in a crockpot. Not only
dinner today, but corned beef hash and Reuben sandwiches with the
leftovers. Mm mm good!
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 03:08 AM (oD9Tw)
I am with you on all the above. I felt the same way about kitchen tongs, once you use them a while, you wonder what you were doing before. Love corned beef and the Reuben is a fave. I like to make them open face in the oven, you brown the cheese on both slices for some color and texture. I got them that way many moons ago in a restaurant and it stuck with me.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:11 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 21, 2018 03:05 AM (GzDYP)
I've used it for everything you listed except the horseradish. It is an awesome tool and takes up very little space for such a kitchen workhorse.
BTW, ODM, weren't you the one who made, and loved, my Ginger-Carrot Soup recipe? Grating ginger For The Win!
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 03:14 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 03:20 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 03:24 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 03:20 AM (PUmDY)
just watched the commercial, that is some funny stuff. If only someone came up with an instrument to chop and slice food before this!
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:24 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 03:14 AM (oD9Tw)
Yes and thank you! Zesting the ginger carries it thru quite strongly. It does the same for garlic. You actually have to be careful with it. A little goes farther.
And I would never be without my silicon spatulas. Love those guys.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 21, 2018 03:28 AM (GzDYP)
before. But I prefer a grilled Reuben sandwich as I'm a sandwich kind
of guy. Plus, no utensils, just your hands (sorry Michele Fields).
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 03:24 AM (oD9Tw)
I kind of do a hybrid, it is probably not necessary, but I like the brown specks on the cheese. I butter both rye bread slices and put them on the range in a cast iron skillet. First meat, then sauce, then horseradish, then cheese, then put it all under a broiler. Like you I usually put them together and eat it as a sandwich.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:30 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:31 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 03:32 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 03:14 AM (oD9Tw)
Yes and thank you! Zesting the ginger carries it thru quite
strongly. It does the same for garlic. You actually have to be careful
with it. A little goes farther.
And I would never be without my silicon spatulas. Love those guys.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 21, 2018 03:28 AM (GzDYP)
I rarely grate garlic these days. I like using a knife to smash it out of the skin and then chop to control the strength. I learned that from a movie called "Big Night". Maybe you all have seen it but if not I recommend it, great flick if you like indie films, food, or old school Italian crooners.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:35 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 03:36 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:30 AM (n13/j)
That sounds delicious! I want to try making sauerkraut.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 21, 2018 03:37 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 03:32 AM (fA1SL)
Slavtastic. I served black bread with my Borscht. along with sour cream and fresh dill.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:41 AM (n13/j)
cheese, then put it all under a broiler. Like you I usually put them
together and eat it as a sandwich.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:30 AM (n13/j)
That sounds delicious! I want to try making sauerkraut.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 21, 2018 03:37 AM (GzDYP)
I bet it will be better than from the jar. I have not made sauerkraut but I have made fresh horseradish sauce. I made sauerbraten way back when.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:44 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 03:49 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 03:54 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 21, 2018 04:00 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 04:01 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 04:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 04:10 AM (Ckg4U)
hmmmmmm
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 04:12 AM (aC6Sd)
Seriously - more than normal. No sense of time. Trouble focusing in, and I've NEVER had that before. Sleep is off and on.
Is this just a jet-lag thing ? Its been six days.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2018 10:39 PM (fiGNd)
Do you have a burning desire to attack Pearl Harbor ?
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 04:13 AM (LhPUP)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 04:14 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 04:19 AM (1GO/z)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 04:25 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 04:27 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 04:27 AM (aC6Sd)
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it's run by Steve Miller's alter ego?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 04:29 AM (1GO/z)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 04:32 AM (1GO/z)
I was hoping for the corned beef to be ready for when I watch United-Spurs in an FA Cup semi-final around noon, but it might be ready for the second half. Better late than never!
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 04:36 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 04:36 AM (1GO/z)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 04:38 AM (1GO/z)
i don't remember one of Barry the Dimwitted with such, all these years.
did we not do this for 8 years, or was it never photographed/distributed?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 04:43 AM (1GO/z)
i don't remember one of Barry the Dimwitted with such, all these years.
did we not do this for 8 years, or was it never photographed/distributed?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 04:43 AM (1GO/z)
Kind of a toss up. The Easter Bunny might make Obama look less manly by comparison.
Posted by: CandyMan at April 21, 2018 04:47 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 04:47 AM (ycWCI)
5:00 am - somewhere
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 04:52 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 04:56 AM (1GO/z)
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2018 04:57 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 05:04 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 05:07 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Jean at April 21, 2018 05:09 AM (uacvW)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 05:04 AM (aC6Sd)
You have to ask if you can start drinking now? Silly deplorable.
** hic **
** shart **
Posted by: Hillary (Who Will Never Be POTUS) at April 21, 2018 05:09 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Caligula at April 21, 2018 05:12 AM (14Ttl)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 21, 2018 05:15 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 05:15 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 05:16 AM (dqXSA)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 05:17 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 05:18 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Caligula at April 21, 2018 05:22 AM (14Ttl)
Posted by: David Landow at April 21, 2018 05:23 AM (dqXSA)
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Posted by: Chris Pine Glover at April 21, 2018 05:33 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: Chris Pine Glover
Invisible trolls. They're the worst.
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2018 05:33 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2018 05:38 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 21, 2018 05:39 AM (hS07U)
Is she single? This lady sounds like a lot of fun
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2018 05:44 AM (BdsCV)
I take it the DNC is suing the Russians for multi millions for losses , its all to keep the collusion story going, they are not going to get a penny I would guess.
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 05:48 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip
I don't know a lot about all of this crap. But has anyone, anywhere, showed how the collusion worked? Or do they just yell collusion and investigations happen?
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2018 05:50 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2018 05:50 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 21, 2018 05:51 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2018 05:52 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2018 05:53 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: m at April 21, 2018 05:59 AM (ecMDh)
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2018 05:53 AM (BdsCV)
1096 Moving us toward 1250.
Posted by: m at April 21, 2018 05:59 AM (ecMDh)
My timing's uncanny.
Posted by: m at April 21, 2018 06:00 AM (ecMDh)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 06:30 AM (dqXSA)
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