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Mick Mulvaney: I Told You That Making the Consumer Financial Protection Board Completely Indpendent From Congress Was a Bad Idea. Now That I'm Head Of It, Let Me Prove That. You Can Ask All the Questions of Me You Like and I Can Just Ignore Your Asses.
This guy is officially #NotaCuck.
From TheHill:Mick Mulvaney, the acting director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB), told a Senate panel on Thursday that he's not legally bound to answer lawmakers' questions, only to appear before them, in comments meant to stress his agency's independence. "While I have to be here by statute, I don’t think I have to answer your questions," Mulvaney told the Senate Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs Committee. "If you take a look at the actual statute that requires me to be here, it says that I 'shall appear' before the Committee on Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs of the Senate. And I'm here and I'm happy to do it."He also told a House panel something similar: "I believe it would be my statutory right to just sit here and twiddle my thumbs while you all ask questions." Some Republicans enjoyed Mulvaney's use of the Democrats' own stupid rules against them. See the first link (to Hot Air) for more quotes and pwnage. Best part: Elizabeth Warren demands answers, and Mulvaney tells her to fuck off -- he invites her to experience some of the same frustration he felt when trying to get answers from a rogue agency entirely insulated from oversight by the people's representatives. Flashback: Because the CFPB skims money from the companies it bullies, it is largely self-funding in the same way an armed street gang is self-funding. Yet they usually demand the government pour even additional taxpayer monies into this shakedown operation anyway. When Mick Mulvaney had to request budgetary money, he asked for zero. Not for a zero percent increase. He asked for zero dollars, period. He literally zeroed out his own agency's budget. Don't worry -- they'll keep collecting the vig from the people they shake down. But at least they won't get any taxpayer money. I'm not a gay, but looking at Mick Mulvaney's Bad Boy motorcycle-leather appeal, I have to say: I get it, Gay Dudes. I get it.
Mick Mulvaney You make me want to be better man. Or a worse one. Okay, forget the better/worse part -- you make me want to be MORE of a man, one way or another. President Mick Mulvaney? This guy is the Kenny Fucking Powers of administratin'. Seriously, what this movement needs is balls. Audacity. Defiance. Rebellion. Animal spirits. Whatever you want to call it -- I'm tired of the Polite Company Conservatives who just want to be well-loved pets of the left. It's time to start letting our good friends know they are not at all our good friends, and are in fact our enemies. Not rivals. Enemies. Treat them as they treat us. Can't wait for the hysterical responses from the cucks at Commentary and The Cuck Cruise Emporium (TWS) about why using the Democrats' own rules against them something something coarsening our democracy and something something fraying the delicate bonds of goodwill.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Mine! All mine!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:19 PM (pNxlR)
That's all we need - another Mick in the White House
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Trey Gowdy at April 12, 2018 03:20 PM (ZQfW9)
But, but, but, muh Congressional gravitas and privilege!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:21 PM (pNxlR)
The balz on that guy.
Posted by: YIKES at April 12, 2018 03:21 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 03:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 03:21 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2018 03:21 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Alskari at April 12, 2018 03:22 PM (tdVTp)
Posted by: Candy Slice at April 12, 2018 03:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2018 03:22 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: irright at April 12, 2018 03:22 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 12, 2018 03:22 PM (czkHE)
Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2018 03:23 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: wth at April 12, 2018 03:23 PM (HgMAr)
Mick should play Tetris or sonething similar on his smart phone.
"Oh, I'm sorry, did you saw something to me?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:23 PM (pNxlR)
I hope he has a good lawyer who has a moat full of alligators and booby-trapped safes for his files to keep the feds out.
Posted by: Lily(Twinkies ((please don't play like a bunch of wimmin this year)) Superfan) AoSHQ assassin in th at April 12, 2018 03:23 PM (P6jaI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 03:23 PM (oVJmc)
It seems though most Republicans absolutely can't wait to go back to losing and being whipping boys.
Posted by: Maritime at April 12, 2018 03:23 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 03:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 03:23 PM (KP5rU)
Anyone who expects me to answer a question spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:24 PM (pNxlR)
I know how frustrated you feel. I too took off the safeties from the torpedoes.
Signed,
Captain of the Konovalov
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 03:24 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Alskari at April 12, 2018 03:22 PM (tdVTp)
Reminds me of all the times Archer gets an erection
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 03:24 PM (nBr1j)
The longest ever "but first...... you will blow me."
Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2018 03:24 PM (8XRCm)
Democrat marxist asks you a question, you tell them BFYTW.
Easy Peasy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 03:24 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 03:24 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 03:25 PM (PCb/X)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 12, 2018 03:25 PM (YkEgi)
I still wish congress would write 1. legislation, the only legislation this year that states All Laws that have been passed have to be followed By all citizens of the U.S great or small, politicians , law enforcers, alike.
And then proceed to go through the piles of laws that are just stupid and toss them.
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:25 PM (eaoOY)
Now we can't tweet to each other about what he's doing in there!!!
Posted by: Dumbledore's Army @CFPB at April 12, 2018 03:25 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 12, 2018 03:26 PM (5HBd1)
Ah yes, this is the Ace we have come to love and respect.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 03:26 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 03:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 03:21 PM (hLRSq)
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start smoking a cigar. drop ashes on the carpet
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2018 03:26 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 03:26 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Elizabeth "Injun Liz" Warren at April 12, 2018 03:26 PM (O5Q3r)
--
True Fact : His underballs are smooth as silk.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 03:25 PM
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Have you tried it? It's quite breathtaking.
Posted by: Dr. E. at April 12, 2018 03:27 PM (pMGkg)
It was then that a raucous clang rang out of the chamber and echoed down the halls. The banging of balls had commenced.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 03:27 PM (H8S+R)
I still wish congress would write 1. legislation, the only legislation this year that states All Laws that have been passed have to be followed By all citizens of the U.S great or small, politicians , law enforcers, alike.
And then proceed to go through the piles of laws that are just stupid and toss them.
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:25 PM (eaoOY)
At some point you have enough laws.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 03:27 PM (nBr1j)
..... ummmmm....... BFYTW???
But first you thank whitey?
Butt F**k yourself through windows?
But for your thicc women???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2018 03:27 PM (8XRCm)
Well, get out your Blue Corn Pollen and ask the Great Spirit or the White Buffalo for all I care.
Posted by: Mike Mulvaney at April 12, 2018 03:27 PM (WQ9DL)
Ah yes, this is the Ace we have come to love and respect.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 03:26 PM (LOgQ4)
You mean love long time, apparently.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 03:27 PM (sjdRT)
"Wha? I was hanging shelves!!!"
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2018 03:28 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 03:28 PM (zMICA)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 03:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mick Mulvaney at April 12, 2018 03:28 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: SH at April 12, 2018 03:28 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: George LeS at April 12, 2018 03:28 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:28 PM (eaoOY)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 03:21 PM (hLRSq)
And hold up his finger, finish chewing before asking, "What was the question again? These fritos are loud."
Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 03:29 PM (Z48ZB)
Loved that!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 03:29 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mike Mulvaney at April 12, 2018 03:27 PM (WQ9DL)
*snort* *ouch, soda through nose*
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 12, 2018 03:29 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:29 PM (eaoOY)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:29 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2018 03:29 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: George LeS at April 12, 2018 03:28 PM (+TcCF)
No, but I volunteer to take a swab from her.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 03:29 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 12, 2018 03:30 PM (h9wAA)
And then proceed to go through the piles of laws that are just stupid and toss them.
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:25 PM (eaoOY)
.........
That makes sense, so forget it.
Posted by: wth at April 12, 2018 03:30 PM (HgMAr)
Loved that!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 03:29 PM (W+vEI)
Didn't Betty DeVoss ask for a decrease in the education budget?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 03:30 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:29 PM (eaoOY)
Oh, did he stick his head out of the shell on this subject?
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 03:30 PM (RD7QR)
WASHINGTON -- Rep. Keith Ellision (D-Minn.) is asserting that Office of Management and Budget and Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Director Mick Mulvaney frosting the glass at his CFPB office gives the impression of disappearing transparency.
At a House Financial Services Committee hearing today, Ellison quizzed Mulvaney on whether the glass was clear when the OMB director arrived at CFPB and if it was frosted now. Mulvaney told Ellison that "part of it is" now frosted.
"So when somebody walks by your office, they are obscured from seeing what you're doing?" Ellison asked.
"Yeah... it is the point," Mulvaney replied.
Posted by: Candy Slice at April 12, 2018 03:30 PM (IqV8l)
they will learn to like top ramen
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:30 PM (eaoOY)
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flat out perjury
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2018 03:30 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: George LeS at April 12, 2018 03:30 PM (+TcCF)
"I encourage you to consider the possibility that the frustration you are experiencing now, and that which I had a few years back, are both inevitable consequences of the fact that the Dodd-Frank...Act insulates the Bureau from virtually any accountability to the American people through their elected representatives. "
BOOM
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: WisRich at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 03:27 PM (H8S+R)
Hey, the sparks coming off those could light the place on fire! Go easy, there, dude!
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: willy at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (puf6g)
Posted by: Mike Mulvaney at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (WQ9DL)
I thought, wholly shit, this guy is /ourguy/
Buckle up buttercups. Whilst I love real conservatives, sadly almost nothing has been "conserved". It's time for the street fighters.
the Dissident Right. We itch for the fight, we revel in it. And it's time to flex the damn muscles.
Nazi larpers and muh dixie shit can fuck off (altho I sympathize with dixie, lol). Smart aesthetics can win this every time.
remember, our enemies are actually retards and/or insane and/or so logically inconsistent that they are defeatable many times over.
The reason we lose: We are run by fucking cucks that really don't want to fight.
Posted by: prescient11 at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (q+HNC)
Posted by: SH at April 12, 2018 03:28 PM (sX1BW)
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isn't it Tatonka-ing?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (oGRue)
But first you thank whitey?
Butt F**k yourself through windows?
But for your thicc women???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2018 03:27 PM (8XRCm)
Ummmmm...No.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 03:32 PM (EoRCO)
His testimony yesterday and today was something to watch. He had the Dem's stuttering in rage and indignation.
Posted by: WisRich at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (G0vdT)
His exchange with Maxscene was hysterical.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 03:32 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: The Anti-Zuckerberg at April 12, 2018 03:32 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 03:32 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: WisRich at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (G0vdT)
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*makes jerk off motion*
Not impressed. They are that way ALL the time.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2018 03:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 03:32 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 03:32 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Jackal at April 12, 2018 03:32 PM (bSBS8)
Posted by: Jon Podesta at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (WQ9DL)
Man, are all the statists pissed about getting back talk or no answers!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (pNxlR)
This would not have stood in my Administration, the most transparent in history.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama, Light Bringer, bringing light to children's story hour at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 12, 2018 03:26 PM (5HBd1)
I wish I'd seen your warning before I ventured over there. What a bunch of stupid loons.
Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: wth at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Chief Brody at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (flgHT)
Pwning the bureaucratic game from the right. This must be classified as a miracle.
yeah, that legislation you wrote that says I can tell congress to eff off, well, eff off.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (r+sAi)
Budget and Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Director Mick Mulvaney
frosting the glass at his CFPB office gives the impression of
disappearing transparency.
Do we have pictures of Keith Ellision's glass office/house?
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (oGRue)
Why can't we have a thread like this every. fvcking. day?
Summa bitch after summa bitch pounding the leftists into the ground.
I know the answer. Rhetorical question.
Testosterone deficiency in males. Troublesome. I saw a Dr video recently where he admitted to getting a T shot in the butt cheeks every week or so. Made me jealous.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (MX7xj)
He also told a House panel something similar: "I believe it would be my statutory right to just sit here and twiddle my thumbs while you all ask questions."
MM: "Plus I get to take the day off, too."
"Oh, and where's the bar? I know y'all have one or two in this building."
"Or do I have to go to one of y'all offices to get a shot and a beer?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (GdWl+)
here are not the votes in the Senate, as I've said repeatedly to the president and to all of you, to change the rules of the Senate McConnell told reporters during a weekly leadership press conference.
08/01/17 03:13 PM EDT
the hill
i guess they all forgot the obamcare vote /reid
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (eaoOY)
"So when somebody walks by your office, they are obscured from seeing what you're doing?" Ellison asked.
"Yeah... it is the point," Mulvaney replied.
Posted by: Candy Slice at April 12, 2018 03:30 PM (IqV8l)
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Mulvaney followed up: "I can't see into your office"
Posted by: WisRich at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: willy at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (puf6g)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 03:32 PM (MS0+a)
I hate you
You hate me
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 03:32 PM (oMtOd)
Playing video games, drinking beer, watching pron.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (NWiLs)
What's the male equivalent of filing your nails, eating bonbons and reading magazines? That's what he should be doing.
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 03:32 PM (oMtOd)
Read the Sports section of the paper and every once in a while stick your hand up over the paper and make it move like a mouth.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (W+vEI)
That is called shoving it up their nether regions and snapping it off.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jackal at April 12, 2018 03:32 PM (bSBS
Naturally, I read that first word as "cojones."
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (roQNm)
That was Strelnikov.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 03:35 PM (hLRSq)
Read the Sports section of the paper and every once in a while stick your hand up over the paper and make it move like a mouth.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (sjdRT)
Hand in your pants, ala Al Bundy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:35 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 03:35 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (sjdRT)
*snort*!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 12, 2018 03:35 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at April 12, 2018 03:35 PM (qZdIZ)
Hey, the sparks coming off those could light the place on fire! Go easy, there, dude!
Brass balls don't spark, Sparky!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 03:36 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 03:36 PM (IqV8l)
********
We get it too Ace.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 03:36 PM (PvFoN)
It is blissfully warm here today, and the birds have been singing since early morning. It is so wonderful I want to cry. Literally...I can feel it.
I really should live somewhere that allows me to enjoy this daily. I think I'd be a happier person. Well, maybe someday.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:36 PM (130AC)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 03:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 12, 2018 03:36 PM (VVUFE)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 12, 2018 03:36 PM (dKzYG)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 03:36 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Neal5x5 at April 12, 2018 03:36 PM (VWzSH)
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2018 03:37 PM (8rNrN)
I can't believe he wrote that. I think my schadenboner is dispensing Viagra.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 03:37 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:37 PM (eaoOY)
What's the male equivalent of filing your nails, eating bonbons and reading magazines? That's what he should be doing.
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Scratching yer nutz from the man spread position
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 12, 2018 03:37 PM (RUsce)
I love this guy in a totally non-gay way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 03:37 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (eaoOY)
We could elect 75 Republicans to the Senate ... will not matter.
They'll just make more creative excuses about why they can't do anything.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 03:37 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2018 03:38 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2018 03:38 PM (8rNrN)
Bwahahaha hahahaha
I don't know if ace is being funny, or the guy actually said that, but that is awesome if it is literal.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:39 PM (130AC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 03:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (eaoOY)
We could elect 75 Republicans to the Senate ... will not matter.
They'll just make more creative excuses about why they can't do anything.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 03:37 PM (TKTX5)
We need the White House, the Senate, the House of Representatives, the Supreme Court, the lower courts, the governorships of 3/4 of the states and this ashtray, and that's all we need!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)
It was glorious.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 03:39 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 12, 2018 03:39 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 03:39 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 03:36 PM (NWiLs)
"But...but...but we were supposed to be in charge forever and ever! Ruy Teixeira told us so!" - Democrats Everywhere
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 03:39 PM (hLRSq)
We could elect 75 Republicans to the Senate ... will not matter.
They'll just make more creative excuses about why they can't do anything.
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Mutters, choughs..ahem..uhh..jiggles turkey neck..
Posted by: Mitch mcConnel at April 12, 2018 03:39 PM (puf6g)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 03:34 PM (sjdRT)
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Oh, I like this! Anyone got his email address?
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 03:39 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 03:40 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: maddogg at April 12, 2018 03:40 PM (pLZFu)
Posted by: Jolo at April 12, 2018 03:40 PM (WrMOC)
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:37 PM (eaoOY)
I do. Always.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:40 PM (130AC)
Posted by: free tibet at April 12, 2018 03:40 PM (U4PcL)
forms an O with his mouth, starts patting it with his erect fingers while going "Woo woo woo woo..."
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 12, 2018 03:41 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Lizzy Squawnto Warren at April 12, 2018 03:41 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: x at April 12, 2018 03:41 PM (nFwvY)
Rhetorical question.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 03:41 PM (QDnY+)
They'll just make more creative excuses about why they can't do anything.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 03:37 PM (TKTX5)
The new excuses will not be creative. They've never been creative. It's always been the same old thing forever and ever.
GOP's always been DNC's butt boy.
Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT at April 12, 2018 03:41 PM (al6UK)
Does anyone else see this or have I completely flipped my shit?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2018 03:41 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 03:41 PM (CVs5m)
Posted by: Bill Bradski at April 12, 2018 03:42 PM (zKv7H)
Posted by: RoyalOil
........
They shoulda let her head it from the beginning... when she was denied that post, she went for the Senate seat!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2018 03:42 PM (so+oy)
"And? Are you going to answer?"
"Hmmm... Nah."
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 03:42 PM (NWiLs)
This will really burn your ass. Mulvaney highlighted the fact that the average salary of the 1,600 employees of the CFPB is.............$192,000
That's the average.
Posted by: WisRich at April 12, 2018 03:42 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: regular joe at April 12, 2018 03:42 PM (kb0cx)
Outstanding! Approved!
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 03:42 PM (QDnY+)
Do they expect always a McConnell response (seems integral) when we regain the majority?
that we might also fight dirty after the last couple of decades?
i guess they never contemplate the worms turn.
I have also been noticing their care for the constitution (whatever helps Them) at the moment.
But still get away with denying the parts they don't like.
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:42 PM (eaoOY)
Rhetorical question.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 03:41 PM (QDnY+)
There's a slushbucket over there, all full of slush. You think they're getting rid of it?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 03:42 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 03:42 PM (42M22)
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2018 03:38 PM
You realize that some of us have serious day-drinking issues and an LOL is going to destroy our keyboards?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 03:43 PM (LOgQ4)
I saw Cuck Cruise Emporium open for The Electric Light Orchestra at the Fabulous Forum back in 77
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 03:43 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 03:43 PM (NWiLs)
Does anyone else see this or have I completely flipped my shit?
..........
He's supposed to be the "Monopoly Guy".. you know.. big business.. corporate America..
What a doofus..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2018 03:43 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: regular joe at April 12, 2018 03:43 PM (kb0cx)
Posted by: The Deuce at April 12, 2018 03:43 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 03:43 PM (BoFYZ)
More at WashExaminer: https://tinyurl.com/ybantgmk
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 03:43 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: regular joe at April 12, 2018 03:43 PM (kb0cx)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 03:44 PM (NWiLs)
The Schlong March Through the Institutions
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 03:44 PM (42M22)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 03:37 PM (TKTX5)
We need the White House, the Senate, the House of Representatives, the Supreme Court, the lower courts, the governorships of 3/4 of the states and this ashtray, and that's all we need!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)
and this lamp. and those shoes..
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 03:44 PM (eaoOY)
"So when somebody walks by your office, they are obscured from seeing what you're doing?" Ellison asked.
"Yeah... it is the point," Mulvaney replied.
Posted by: Candy Slice at April 12, 2018 03:30 PM (IqV8l)
------
Mulvaney followed up: "I can't see into your office"
Posted by: WisRich
I would cover that wall with a giant poster of Ellison's eye in a creepy black and red motif.
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 03:44 PM (MS0+a)
There is nothing like a man who can do that, then turn around and clean up in a crisp white shirt and suit for an evening out. The combo and contrast is intoxicating, and my boyfriends who could do both, got lucky, a lot. I was literally all over them. I swear it was some primal brain center or something. It was not my fault. Aannnndddd I've said too much.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:45 PM (130AC)
I am available and willing to telecommute.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 03:45 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 03:45 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2018 03:38 PM (LiyEm)
Well, he IS a jerkoff, so I guess he was just asking for speaking time.
Or some such shit.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:46 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: regular joe at April 12, 2018 03:46 PM (O50yS)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at April 12, 2018 03:46 PM (7A6l6)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2018 03:46 PM (/DDKs)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 03:44 PM (NWiLs)
Get the Mandela sign-language guy on this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 03:46 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:45 PM (130AC)
Funny how a real man can, with just a wink, turn us on our backs with our feet in the air.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:47 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 03:47 PM (8N7XW)
Rhetorical question.
Posted by: rhomboid
they've done a lot of good work like adding thousand$ to the cost of a mortgage through regulatory compliance and simplifying the mortgage Good Faith Estimate from 1 page to 7. Next year they're simplifying mortgage loan application from 4 pages to 11 with lots more questions about your race and sex so lawyers can sue. the more pages they add the less the consumer reads.
Posted by: x at April 12, 2018 03:47 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: regular joe at April 12, 2018 03:47 PM (O50yS)
Posted by: The Deuce
The NEA and the Clinton Foundation
Open an investigation into the DNA firms to see if they are cheating customers - just to tweak Pocahantas
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 03:47 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:47 PM (7UW64)
Jam the actions of these agencies down their fucking throats.
You want the FBI reformed ? Screw this double-secret investigation shit. Find a judge to approve a Cohen raid on fifty Democrats. You'll have that agency cut in half in a month.
Put someone at IRS to block audit CAIR and Planned Parenthood. That agency will be brought to heel by June.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 03:47 PM (TKTX5)
The Schlong March Through the Institutions
lol
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2018 03:47 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 03:47 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 12, 2018 03:48 PM (kSock)
Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2018 03:48 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 12, 2018 03:48 PM (roQNm)
turn around and clean up in a crisp white shirt and suit for an evening
out. The combo and contrast is intoxicating, and my boyfriends who
could do both, got lucky, a lot. I was literally all over them. I
swear it was some primal brain center or something. It was not my
fault. Aannnndddd I've said too much.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:45 PM (130AC)
Bartender? Please give all the 'ettes 2 of whatever gumdrop is having. Thx.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 03:48 PM (sjdRT)
It's beyond unbelievable.
Posted by: redenzo at April 12, 2018 03:48 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2018 03:49 PM (M+Lyo)
Most translucent Administration ever!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 03:49 PM (SpOII)
Or he made reference to a shinebox.
But this is a damn good start.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2018 03:49 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 03:44 PM (NWiLs)
Get the Mandela sign-language guy on this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 03:46 PM (SpOII)
Better yet, get Garret Morris from old SNL to interpret for the deaf.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 12, 2018 03:49 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
GALLOWSHUMOR.COM
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 03:49 PM (LNPd9)
Bonus points next time he appears before a committee if, in response to questions, again ignores the questions and instead asks THEM some of the most revealing and embarrassing political questions he can think of.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 12, 2018 03:49 PM (EKvBl)
Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2018 03:49 PM (FhXTo)
Dem's fully expect to get back control of the CFPB and resume is money laundering function.
Posted by: WisRich at April 12, 2018 03:50 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2018 03:46 PM (/DDKs)
Like Water logged ferret clowns? Or is that more the Seatac strip look.
Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 03:50 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 03:50 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:50 PM (kTQeF)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 03:50 PM (D+UMU)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 03:50 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (d8iui)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Golf. Clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (Vgz5H)
I am not talking about Ace's link, but that they even linked him back. Was all that negativity just a spat?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 03:47 PM (TKTX5)
Indeed. Also SPLC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (vUFR0)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (O9JR8)
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (42M22)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:45 PM (130AC)
Funny how a real man can, with just a wink, turn us on our backs with our feet in the air.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:47 PM (7UW64)
lol
It is true. And I need to add it was always nice guys, who treated me with respect and I was in a relationship with. I never went for bad boys or being treated like crap. Never saw the appeal. Still don't.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (130AC)
Posted by: regular joe at April 12, 2018 03:46 PM (O50yS)
He's got one of the family stickers on the rear windshield of his car, but they're not of his family.
They're of his confirmed kills.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (TGrKk)
Mick Mulvaney is on my list 4 times.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2018 03:52 PM (egezu)
Liz Warren- What was that you said?
MM- I'm in a meeting.
LW- Huh
MM- Biking is my life.
Posted by: Mick Mulvaney at April 12, 2018 03:52 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2018 03:52 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (vUFR0)
Oooh. Yes, please!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 03:52 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 03:50 PM
We're all gonna get fuckin shirts! (no pants though)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:52 PM (kTQeF)
I was hitting the weight stack last week hard, really hard. In the car with the wife while some soy-boy in a car in front of me delayed making a left turn when the light turned green. Plenty of distance, lack of aggression on his part. Stupid. I had to sit through two lights because of this lack of aggression. I was really pissed off. I realized that the higher T-levels from lifting weights was the cause of my aggressiveness. But I had every right to be pissed off.
Not apologizing in the least. Just saying half this country needs a fvcking huge hypodermic needle of Acme Enterprises testosterone smack dab in the middle of the butt-cheeks. Every week.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 03:53 PM (LOgQ4)
He should take out a sandwich and bag of chips and have lunch while he's there.
I'd walk in there with a big paper grocery bag full of handles of booze, 2-liter sodas and bags of munchies. Make a big deal of setting it all up on the table then say to one of them, "Hey, got any ice?"
"Can I smoke in here?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 03:53 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 03:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2018 03:52 PM (y87Qq)
In quatrains? Channel Nostradamus. Let the Reds figure out what the hell you're talking about.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 03:53 PM (SpOII)
Because that's what I want and I'll fight anyone who says that didn't happen.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2018 03:53 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jeepers Creeper Guy at April 12, 2018 03:53 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: x at April 12, 2018 03:53 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: spongeworthy at April 12, 2018 03:54 PM (35Slc)
No, better, he should order pizza.
No, even better, he should require the nearest financial institution deliver him pizza as part of their vig.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 12, 2018 03:54 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Skip
First, move them to Johnston Atoll, there are some empty federal buildings there
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 03:54 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jeepers Creeper Guy at April 12, 2018 03:53 PM
Not really.
Posted by: Shave And A Haircut Two Bits Guy at April 12, 2018 03:54 PM (kTQeF)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2018 03:52 PM (egezu)
Scratchng joe's name off the Louisville MoMee List here, boss.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 03:54 PM (TKTX5)
They're of his confirmed kills.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Movie trivia:
The script for "Death Race 2000" was adapted from the book "My Autobiography," by Mick Mulvaney.
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 03:54 PM (42M22)
Because that's what I want and I'll fight anyone who says that didn't happen.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2018 03:53 PM (4ErVI)
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No, unless your thinking "bureaucrat speak".
Posted by: WisRich at April 12, 2018 03:55 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Mick the Dick Mulvaney at April 12, 2018 03:55 PM (89T5c)
He should take out a sandwich and bag of chips and have lunch while he's there.
I'd walk in there with a big paper grocery bag full of handles of booze, 2-liter sodas and bags of munchies. Make a big deal of setting it all up on the table then say to one of them, "Hey, got any ice?"
"Can I smoke in here?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 03:53 PM (GdWl+)
Yeah I was gonna say a cigar and a paper bag with a bottle of liquor in it.
And not asking. Just lighting up one of those giant cigars that reek like a motherfucker.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2018 03:55 PM (4ErVI)
The dick in the butter dish routine.
Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2018 03:55 PM (FhXTo)
If you're a straight guy, you get a list. 5 other dudes you could have sex with and it wouldn't be gay.
Mick Mulvaney is on my list 4 times.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2018 03:52 PM (egezu)
I just looked in my Straight Guy Manual and I cannot find this anywhere.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 03:56 PM (sjdRT)
--
True Fact : Mike Mulvaney rapes Viking Poets.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 03:47 PM
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And the poems the compose afterward are glorious.
Posted by: irright at April 12, 2018 03:56 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Bill Bradski at April 12, 2018 03:56 PM (zKv7H)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2018 03:52 PM (egezu)
Scratchng joe's name off the Louisville MoMee List here, boss.
Posted by: ScoggDog
It's not gay if you're underway.
It's only queer if you're at the pier.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 03:56 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: JoshO at April 12, 2018 03:56 PM (zu3jZ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 12, 2018 03:56 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2018 03:57 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 12, 2018 03:48 PM (kSock)
While he puts on his headphones and rocks out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 03:57 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 12, 2018 03:57 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 03:57 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at April 12, 2018 03:57 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 03:57 PM (39g3+)
Talk about a dream job.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (D+UMU)
"a huge cache of stone inscriptions... have been unearthed from a vast 'city of the dead' in Sudan. the inscriptions are written in... Meroitic'
this could be the most important discovery in over 30 years, srsly you guys
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (OEibW)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bill Bradski at April 12, 2018 03:56 PM (zKv7H)
I'd throw a Fauxcohontas in there somewhere.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2018 03:29 PM (oGRue)
"Pardon me, Senators, anyone got a problem with anchovies?"
Then the pizza delivery comes in, Mulvaney pays him, opens the box, and offers it to the committee.
I'd die of ecstasy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: Office Space Peter Mick Mulvaney at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2018 03:59 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 03:59 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Bill Bradski at April 12, 2018 03:56 PM (zKv7H)
I'd throw a Fauxcohontas in there somewhere.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (72PAC)
Or do the Indian "woo woo woo woo," or refer to sending her smoke signals.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 03:59 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2018 03:59 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (OEibW)
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That's right up your alley, isn't it? I'm glad for you! I hope it's full of seriously cool stuff.
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:00 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 03:53 PM (GdWl+)
--
I'm just kidding.
I'll smoke no matter what you say
Posted by: Mick at April 12, 2018 04:00 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)
So Dodd-Frank is like fake tits?
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 04:00 PM (TGrKk)
It's beyond unbelievable.
Posted by: redenzo at April 12, 2018 03:48 PM (14qvS)
Awesome. Where is that?!
Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 04:00 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 04:00 PM (Kuhyt)
There are a lot of very ancient Saharan civilizations that have just been swallowed up, I think it would be worth expeditions just to dig them up. I love this kinda stuff, its great until you dig up a lich or something
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 04:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (OEibW)
Finding a sensible, patriotic, financially prudent Democrat. Now THAT would be the most amazing discovery in over 30 years, easy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:00 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: wth at April 12, 2018 04:01 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2018 03:59 PM (jxbfJ)
God help the poor bastards if they start reading the comments.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 04:01 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 04:01 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 04:01 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2018 04:01 PM (aC6Sd)
Which is why the long knives are out for Pruitt and there was the utter lunacy about Mulvaney frosting the glass on windows at the CFPB.
I am completely down with hey, you made those stupid rules, now live by them.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:02 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bear from Revenant at April 12, 2018 04:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 04:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tom at April 12, 2018 04:02 PM (iKSMd)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:00 PM (SpOII)
--------
He rode off into the sunset on a unicorn. We'll never see him again.
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:02 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Another Anon at April 12, 2018 04:02 PM (pEWEN)
this could be the most important discovery in over 30 years, srsly you guys
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (OEibW)
Finding a sensible, patriotic, financially prudent Democrat. Now
THAT would be the most amazing discovery in over 30 years, easy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:00 PM (SpOII)
You'd have as much like finding unicorns or flying dragons.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2018 04:02 PM (jxbfJ)
holy shit.
"a huge cache of stone inscriptions... have been unearthed from a
vast 'city of the dead' in Sudan. the inscriptions are written in...
Meroitic'
this could be the most important discovery in over 30 years, srsly you guys
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (OEibW)
It would make my life if they were inscribed with "Mohammed is a child-raping, murdering, piece of sh*t."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC)
No crumbs for you, Leftie!
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at April 12, 2018 04:02 PM (Ftuf+)
Including "is".
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 04:02 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2018 04:03 PM (89T5c)
Which is why the long knives are out for Pruitt
and there was the utter lunacy about Mulvaney frosting the glass on
windows at the CFPB.
I am completely down with hey, you made those stupid rules, now live by them.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:02 PM (mf5HN)
That's a pretty good trick since he was sitting at his desk at the time.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 12, 2018 04:03 PM (ymnmz)
Essentially, yes.
He's been exchanging letters with Lizzie Warren and responded that he's not going to answer her 105 questions because thanks to the rules that she established when creating the agency, he doesn't have to.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 04:03 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2018 04:01 PM (aC6Sd)
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It's 79 here. I have the windows open to let the warm air in.
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:03 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (OEibW)
(runs inscription through Gurgle Translate)
"Drink Moar Ovaltine"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2018 04:03 PM (vUFR0)
It's like the Neanderthals. Stupid dumb guys with big strong bones, strong teeth, spent the day killing woolly mammoths. Along came some inferior group that destroyed them, right?
Bullshit. It was like as if the Swedish Bikini Team hit the USA and they got knocked up so hard and fast in two generations you couldn't find their DNA with an electron microscope.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 04:03 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 04:04 PM (Z48ZB)
"I can't right now, Congress, I've got a meeting with the Bobs."
Posted by: Office Space Peter Mick Mulvaney at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (8iiMU)
I did NOT get the memo!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 04:04 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 04:00 PM (39g3+)
I got that reference.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 12, 2018 04:04 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 04:04 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Ancient Meroitic Tablet at April 12, 2018 04:04 PM (TKTX5)
It's long past time. They have been my enemies since they openly rooted for - and cheered - every 'grim milestone' in the Iraq War.
The left in America today is nothing more than a fifth column. And they should be treated as such.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 12, 2018 04:05 PM (jWe5r)
"The committee's chairman, Rep. Jeb Hensarling (R-Tx), who has been the LEADING opponent of the bureau, said " it is sheer irony and great comic relief to see the WAILING and GNASHING of teeth of my many DEMOCRATIC colleagues" about their inability to hold Mick accountable.
Hensarling validated Mulvaney's view that Dodd-Frank doesn't require him to answer their questions, adding "you could play Candy Crush for the next few hours and there is nothing we could do about it."
*grins with delight*
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 04:05 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC)
#metoo
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 04:05 PM (130AC)
Posted by: C1 at April 12, 2018 04:05 PM (9WcLF)
If you had the 1972 edition Bowie was totally in there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2018 04:06 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at April 12, 2018 04:06 PM (Tyii7)
cucks!
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 04:06 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: regular joe at April 12, 2018 04:06 PM (kb0cx)
Here's an idea: Why not just have Mulvaney shake down Twitter, Facebook,
and Google until they're bankrupt, under the guise of "consumer
protection"? He doesn't even need to explain himself or answer for it!
Posted by: The Deuce at April 12, 2018 03:43 PM (oDCMR)
Do it!
Send a few billions to NRA.
Posted by: muckrack at April 12, 2018 04:06 PM (RZ4iC)
Bwahahaha hahahahaha
*can't breathe*
Thanks RRHood
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 04:06 PM (130AC)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 12, 2018 04:07 PM (dZ756)
"a huge cache of stone inscriptions... have been unearthed from a vast 'city of the dead' in Sudan. the inscriptions are written in... Meroitic'
this could be the most important discovery in over 30 years, srsly you guys
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 03:58 PM (OEibW)
Duuuuuuuude.
We have no idea about our past. None. We have no clue what is under the sands. None.
I mean, look at Gobekli Tepe. It was, what, the mid 1990's before that was really discovered.
There are all of these civilizations out there, buried under dirt and sand, not more than a few feet beneath us and we have no idea.
And then, of course, there are the mole people living in the center of the Hollow Earth. But perhaps I have said too much. . .
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:08 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:03 PM (oMtOd)
On my way! We have a Winter Storm Watch. I can still beat it outta here.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 04:08 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2018 04:08 PM (jxbfJ)
Or do the Indian "woo woo woo woo," or refer to sending her smoke signals.
Do the FSU Tomahawk Chop every once in a while when she talks.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 04:08 PM (GdWl+)
She's asks Mulvaney if he was able to find it.
Mulvaney: "Yes"
Congresswoman: "Where did you find it?"
Mulvaney: "In the office of directors files"
Agency was dirty from inception and oh, Warren approved the renovation.
Posted by: WisRich at April 12, 2018 04:08 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at April 12, 2018 04:06 PM (Tyii7)
..........
Ancient Alien theorists say yes.
Posted by: wth at April 12, 2018 04:08 PM (HgMAr)
but that means the range is limited. if someone found an Etruscan language play, it would be mostly incomprehensible. similar with Meroitic.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 04:09 PM (OEibW)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 04:09 PM (D+UMU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 04:10 PM (ptqGC)
Not gay at all.
Not. At. All.
Its like breathing air after being waterboarded. Refreshing doesn't quite capture it all.
Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2018 04:10 PM (TO7py)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 04:04 PM (QDnY+)
I have a feeling China is going to start pushing their borders again
Posted by: Bill Bradski at April 12, 2018 04:10 PM (zKv7H)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 04:10 PM (sjdRT)
That's really, really gotta burn her good.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 12, 2018 04:10 PM (P83tS)
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If he keeps this attitude up...
Yea. Agree 100%. This is how you do it.
Posted by: William Eaton at April 12, 2018 04:10 PM (MuTTO)
I figure if you're here, and I'm here that makes it... our time!
And then, of course, there are the mole people living in the center of the Hollow Earth. But perhaps I have said too much. . .
"Brothers, we may have to silent the tall red haired one"
--Mole People
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 04:11 PM (39g3+)
can I borrow your hand mirror?
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 04:09 PM (D+UMU)
*smack smack smack smack smack*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:11 PM (mf5HN)
as for Mo, heh. the Nubians had taken over by then. but they were literate too (after converting to Christianity). I'd love to read their opinion on the Arabs
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 04:11 PM (OEibW)
Fish and Game, f'rinstance.
"Is that a Duck?"
"Fill out this form, and we'll get back to you."
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 04:11 PM (RuIsu)
buried under dirt and sand, not more than a few feet beneath us and we
have no idea.
And then, of course, there are the mole people living in the center
of the Hollow Earth. But perhaps I have said too much. . .
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:08 PM (mf5HN)
And The Manatees are aliens from the planet Manattuvia who salted the earth with humans and can't believe how godawful bad it turned out.
True story.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 04:12 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 04:12 PM (kTQeF)
Posted by: T at April 12, 2018 04:12 PM (X+HYk)
Yup, and think I read that she has been fundraising like a Clinton over her connection to it.
So Mulvaney isn't just messing with her baby, he's messing her biggest fundraising tool.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 04:12 PM (W+vEI)
{{Jane}}
Planning all done?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 04:10 PM (sjdRT)
Planning yes. Work, not even close. Now my husband has gotten word that his cranky old aunt in ATL is in the hospital for the one zillionth time. So he's agonizing over whether to go up (again) and blow off a yuge business deal in the making.
If the old girl is going to peel off, I just wish she'd do it sooner rather than later, when we're leaving on vacation or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)
--Mole People
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 04:11 PM (39g3+)
*temporarily moves Christopher Taylor into the give the quick acting smallpox blanket column*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:13 PM (mf5HN)
found an Etruscan language play, it would be mostly incomprehensible.
similar with Meroitic.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 04:09 PM (OEibW)
They had to use tombstones; there weren't any highways for them to put the Burma Shave signs along.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2018 04:13 PM (vUFR0)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 04:13 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 04:13 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 04:13 PM (kTQeF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 04:08 PM (GdWl+)
Great idea.
Or when he's talking, he emphasizes his point by repeatedly but subtly making the tomahawk chop.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:13 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 04:08 PM (sjdRT)
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Oh, no! Yes, come on over. It's supposed to be in the 80s the next couple of days. Stop by and get grammie winger on the way, would you?
Not only is it sunny, there's very low humidity so it's exceptionally pleasant. Happy hour on the deck, I think.
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:14 PM (oMtOd)
When did the GOP become the party of pussies.
What is this shit that we want to "get along"? That sounds like the wimpy kid pleading with the bully not to eat his lunch.
Screw that. We need to go all Christmas Story on their asses.
I mean- really? Fucking Chuck Schumer and Chief Sitting Bullshit Warren? They wouldn't last five minutes in an exchange of insults.
They both need a dick punch.
Mick is the Man. He should give people like McConnell lessons.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2018 04:14 PM (VpIIl)
You may have a lemon bar. *shoves through USB port*
And The Manatees are aliens from the planet Manattuvia who salted the earth with humans and can't believe how godawful bad it turned out.
True story.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 04:12 PM (o7tuA)
This is True Fact.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:14 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:13 PM (mf5HN)
Welcome back home AtC. Missed you.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2018 04:14 PM (jxbfJ)
as for Mo, heh. the Nubians had taken over by then. but they were literate too (after converting to Christianity). I'd love to read their opinion on the Arabs
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 04:11 PM (OEibW)
This is important, if you have a link, I'd be interested.
And RICKL if you are around I hope the satellite thing went well.
I'm glad you guys share this stuff even though it is usually when I'm too frenzied about something else in the thread to follow up.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 04:14 PM (130AC)
That's really, really gotta burn her good.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
About like an outta control tepee fire.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 04:15 PM (Vgz5H)
That's really, really gotta burn her good.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 12, 2018 04:10 PM (P83tS)
...............
Resting Bitch Face will from now on be known as Howling Bitch Face.
Posted by: The Fukawees at April 12, 2018 04:15 PM (HgMAr)
the 80s the next couple of days. Stop by and get grammie winger on the
way, would you?
Not only is it sunny, there's very low humidity so it's exceptionally pleasant. Happy hour on the deck, I think.
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:14 PM (oMtOd)
Oh yes, I'll be sure to pick Grammie up. She is right on my way. You're going to need gin for happy hour. Lots and lots of gin.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 04:15 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 04:15 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 12, 2018 04:15 PM (fceHP)
Yup, and think I read that she has been fundraising like a Clinton over her connection to it.
So Mulvaney isn't just messing with her baby, he's messing her biggest fundraising tool.
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Can Mulvaney make Warren dance like a monkey to amuse us?
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 04:15 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 04:15 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 04:15 PM (ptqGC)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this supposed to have been Warren's fiefdom?
That's really, really gotta burn her good.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
About like an outta control tepee fire.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 04:15 PM (Vgz5H)
Mass. can see the smoke signals.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2018 04:16 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2018 04:16 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 04:09 PM (OEibW)
So ... kinda like a Ted Kennedy speech?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:16 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: troyriser at April 12, 2018 04:16 PM (K8f5g)
Reagan didn't win the primary, what, two or three times ?
Its been the PussyParty all my life.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 04:16 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2018 04:16 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Chris M at April 12, 2018 04:16 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 04:17 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 04:15 PM (sjdRT)
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*hooks up still over bathtub*
(we're in the South, you know)
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:17 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 04:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:17 PM (SpOII)
I am glad we have a guy who understand we are at War with the left
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2018 04:18 PM (XH5TQ)
Posted by: George LeS at April 12, 2018 04:18 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 04:18 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
The reason we lose: We are run by fucking cucks that really don't want to fight
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Cut Jib Newsletter . . .
Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2018 04:18 PM (iq/u7)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 04:19 PM (Vgz5H)
Reagan didn't win the primary, what, two or three times ?
Its been the PussyParty all my life.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 04:16 PM (TKTX5)
"
It doesn't fit with the party of the Second Amendment and supporters of the military.
In other words it does not fit with their base. We really need to clean all these soft hands fags out of the swamp and get some carnivores elected.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2018 04:19 PM (VpIIl)
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Just wear a Chief Wahoo tee shirt to the hearings and clean fish.
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 04:14 PM (130AC)
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I'm always delighted to see our Morons post things about their specific interest, even if it's something I know nothing about (like, er, Merotoic thingies) because I know it makes them happy and I love sharing the joy.
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:19 PM (oMtOd)
She's asks Mulvaney if he was able to find it.
Mulvaney: "Yes"
Congresswoman: "Where did you find it?"
Mulvaney: "In the office of directors files"
Agency was dirty from inception and oh, Warren approved the renovation.
Posted by: WisRich at April 12, 2018 04:08 PM (G0vdT)
I knew it!
Most transparent and scandal free Presidency in history, b/c the fvckity fvck media didn't bother to do their job.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 04:19 PM (130AC)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2018 04:19 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 04:17 PM (ptqGC)
............
I don't know, but he just rang for soup.
Posted by: The Tumor's Nurse at April 12, 2018 04:20 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at April 12, 2018 04:20 PM (fq72/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:20 PM (SpOII)
Hey, ace, I just want to re-emphasize the genius of Sefton's idea that we should form a "2nd Amendment" Party.
After all, who could object to that?
We are talking about a (and in my opinion, "THE") core provision of the Bill of Rights! - The very BODY GUARD of all our Civil Rights.
Force these motherfuckers (that is the Republican Party) to embrace it: or cast their sorry asses out.
If there is a "republican" who opposes the crucial CIVIL RIGHT which is the 2nd Amendment then lets out him or her and tell them to get gone!
I know I've personally presented some interesting ideas in the past (regarding a Constitutional Amendment that would sharply restrict the Congress's Article I authority to tax citizens): but I honestly think this (Sefton's concept) is the way to go.
- Specifically because it does not require an Amendment process.
It simply requires BASIC loyalty to libertarian/conservative grassroots.
Moreover, I must point this out:
If we can install a party apparatus (i.e. the "2nd Amendment Party") that is 100% committed to protecting a crucial Civil Right that is already enshrined in the Bill of Rights: that very same party will tend strongly toward protecting other libertarian/conservative values. - For instance, the Civil Rights of Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Worship which is enshrined in the 1st Amendment.
I honestly thing that Sefton has hit upon it. (-I.e. an "NRA Party")
Please consider pushing the idea.
It would seem to be our salvation.
Posted by: Cold Civil War at April 12, 2018 04:20 PM (Z2PYk)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2018 04:20 PM (VpIIl)
Mick "Jag-Her (off)" Mulvaney.
This guy.
He should just tell Keith X and Pale-Rider that behind the frosted glass of his office he will be dismantling the CFPB brick by brick, screw by screw until nothing is left of it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:20 PM (VM6ev)
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Cut Jib Newsletter . . .
Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2018 04:18 PM (iq/u7)
Beating Progressive arguments ain't hard. But you have to be willing to humiliate the Progressive. Republicans ain't.
I read that here once.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 04:20 PM (TKTX5)
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Her own little extortion kingdom. You are hurting consumers -- pay up now.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2018 04:20 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:17 PM (SpOII)
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Too obvious.
He should just hold up his right hand in the "how" position.
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:20 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 04:21 PM (gbWkA)
Or when he's talking, he emphasizes his point by repeatedly but subtly making the tomahawk chop.
Or...he could do the "jerk off" motion with his hand while doing teh chop.
We're just full of ideas.
And their average salary is HOW MUCH?? Hell, I should send them a resume. MM seems like the type of guy who'd hire me to do nothing just to piss of a bunch of Dims.
And I'd let him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 04:21 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2018 04:21 PM (VpIIl)
We used to joke about some day being in a position to order a whole delegation to wear those things, preferrably in strategic arms talks with the Soviets.
No smiles, no laughs, absolute poker faces would be part of the order. See what the Russians did. Would have been epic, dudes.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 04:21 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 12, 2018 04:21 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 04:22 PM (39g3+)
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Trust me there's a lot going on there. Explains China's friskiness as well.
Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2018 04:22 PM (mCa7C)
That was an unpaid endorsement by Friends of Seftoncorp.
(but gifts of money and danish are always accepted)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:22 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2018 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
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Throw back Cleveland Indians jersey with a big ol' Chief Wahoo on it.
Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2018 04:23 PM (c3fNi)
That's why they don't want Obamacare statutorily repealed. They want to breath life into that corpse when they get back in power. Count on it. I've heard that from staff in DC.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2018 04:23 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 04:14 PM (130AC)
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I'm always delighted to see our Morons post things about their specific interest, even if it's something I know nothing about (like, er, Merotoic thingies) because I know it makes them happy and I love sharing the joy.
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:19 PM (oMtOd)
Thank you, bcz I don't know how to say it. Like yesterday we were all on some thread freaking out about something, and Rickl drops in to tell us about a satellite.
And it makes me think of a sweet little boy trying to share something important with a bunch of crazy adults, and I want to tell him that, bcz I find it so endearing. But I think, that probably doesn't come off sounding as respectful as I mean it. So I got figure out something to say to acknowledge it.
Maybe just a *wave* post.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 04:23 PM (130AC)
You know what would be really funny? If Mulvaney went after the holdings of Steyer and Soros.
Comedy gold and real gold - much of it from dead Hungarian Jews, sadly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:24 PM (VM6ev)
Conversation never going to happen:
Guy: I hate your estrogen. The drug that gives you your prominent breasts, the narrow waist, the full hips. That hourglass figure is so disgusting.
Woman: You should talk? That testosterone that makes you so muscular. So willing to take risks. To get lifted up to the top of a pole in the middle of a tornado and reconnect electricity so everyone can use their toaster again. The guy who gets up out of bed and checks that the doors are locked and is willing to shoot the hell out of someone breaking in.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 04:24 PM (LOgQ4)
Many moons ago, Senator, I was chosen to lead the consumer tribe... (guy behind gestures feathers behind his head and waves his hand across the room to indicate their approval of him).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 04:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 04:24 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:19 PM (oMtOd)
Would you by chance have a moment to discuss the various merits of 80s porn ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 04:25 PM (TKTX5)
That's just too much to hope for.
Now shaking down Goldman Sachs ...
Which, God knows, deserves it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:25 PM (SpOII)
182 they've done a lot of good work like adding thousand$ to the cost of a mortgage through regulatory compliance and simplifying the mortgage Good Faith Estimate from 1 page to 7. Next year they're simplifying mortgage loan application from 4 pages to 11 with lots more questions about your race and sex so lawyers can sue. the more pages they add the less the consumer reads.
when will they do something about the choco ration?
Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2018 04:25 PM (v3pYe)
Okay. You set up this unaccountable agency. Now you want me to provide an account? Let me think. No.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:25 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:25 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: wth at April 12, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 04:26 PM (pw+jk)
...and a shrubbery.
Posted by: Knights who say #nevertrump at April 12, 2018 04:26 PM (0CeRG)
Right, and all the RINOs are quitting to try and get Congress to flip before Trump can do something more permanent to it. They really do prefer to lose.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2018 04:26 PM (3J/LN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 04:24 PM (39g3+)
Well, that did it. I'm not getting anything done for the rest of the day. ROFL!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 12, 2018 04:26 PM (MX7xj)
Yeah China's sudden renewed interest in Islands near Japan has nothing to do with historical or territorial ties, its about resources, particularly oil.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 04:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 04:27 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: rhomboid
I am vindicated!
Posted by: Howard Hughes, the clean zombie at April 12, 2018 04:27 PM (MS0+a)
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Japan has a bigger more modern navy than does China. They'd best be polite.
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 04:28 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 04:24 PM (QDnY+)
Let's see.
McCain
Flake
Half???
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 12, 2018 04:28 PM (T71PA)
to share something important with a bunch of crazy adults, and I want to
tell him that, bcz I find it so endearing. But I think, that probably
doesn't come off sounding as respectful as I mean it. So I got figure
out something to say to acknowledge it.
Maybe just a *wave* post.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 04:23 PM (130AC)
Aaaaawwww.......I'll share......here GG have a ladle of stew.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 04:28 PM (o7tuA)
Comedy gold and real gold - much of it from dead Hungarian Jews, sadly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:24 PM (VM6ev)
Don't toy with me JJ. Don't get my hopes up.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 04:28 PM (130AC)
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:25 PM (oMtOd)
Nobody gives two shits about my joy.
Except early 80s Honey Wilder. She cares.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 04:29 PM (TKTX5)
He could bring a Cherokee "translator" along to do hand signals. Total stoneface, wearing traditional garb.
Many moons ago, Senator, I was chosen to lead the consumer tribe... (guy behind gestures feathers behind his head and waves his hand across the room to indicate their approval of him).
Make sure he's dressed up like the Indian from the Village People. And have him do dance moves from the '60's occasionally just to see who's paying attention.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 04:29 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 04:29 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 04:27 PM (2LelM)
What a GREAT idea.
If there's one place where consumers need protection, it is undergraduate education. Make universities disclose how many graduate, how many find employment (by major), and what the average salary is (by undergraduate major).
That should kick a lot of bogus majors right in the balls.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:29 PM (SpOII)
What a beautiful demonstration of the responsibility, ethics, and
patriotism of the incumbent.
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IL went five years of a six-year term. AZ has serious problems because Flake is Flaking out as well. Oh well, most of AZ is owned by the Feds anyway.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2018 04:29 PM (MIKMs)
Hello brother.
I genuinely think you have discovered the precisely correct course (the 2nd Amendment) for us (i.e. libertarians and conservatives) to follow.
I really hope you can bend ace's ear in that direction.
Thank you for acknowledging my comment.
Posted by: Cold Civil War at April 12, 2018 04:29 PM (Z2PYk)
I think the rare earths discovery is far south of the main islands, not near the South China Sea where China's been throwing its weight around for years during The Great Empty Chair Period in DC.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 04:29 PM (QDnY+)
Yeah China's sudden renewed interest in Islands near Japan has nothing to do with historical or territorial ties, its about resources, particularly oil.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 04:26 PM (39g3+)
The islands are actually the Spratleys off the coast of the Philippines that have the 'erl. Japan went to war with US to get oil from Borneo and other raw materials, but that's an aside.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:29 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: tonypete at April 12, 2018 04:29 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2018 04:30 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: rhomboid
Take the Glomar Explorer out of mothballs!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:30 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 04:30 PM (MS0+a)
You bet. The idea has more to do with having an organization in place that has a significant base of members as well as money, as opposed to trying to wrest control of the GOP from the CoC and Koch Bros. and getting co-opted in the process.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:30 PM (VM6ev)
Is this guy a member of the Slap-a-ho tribe?
Posted by: tonypete at April 12, 2018 04:29 PM (9rIkM)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 04:30 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 04:28 PM (o7tuA)
Uh, yea, CANNIBAL Bob, where did that meat in your stew come from. It looks kinda human. So I'm thinking...no.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 04:31 PM (130AC)
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Trust me there's a lot going on there. Explains China's friskiness as well.
Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2018 04:22 PM (mCa7C)
I was thinking about this earlier today.
A decade or so ago, maybe less, people were freaking out about LNG stocks being depleted. Now we are awash in it.
Same with Peak Oil. Then came fracking and old wells having additional reserves and it seems like every few months someone is finding another massive oil field.
Rare earths deposits, which are mainly in China, starting to run out and what will that do to tech and China's power in the world and now Japan all nah, brah, we're cool for about 700 years or so more.
It's almost like blessed Mother Gaia has a Horde level sense of human and just keeps poof magicing stuff back into play just to mess with humans.
Not that. I would do that. Were I blessed Mother Gaia. koff
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:31 PM (mf5HN)
That's really, really gotta burn her good.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
He needs to crack academia open like an egg with the cfpb. Maybe send all the college presidents a Dear Asshole letter
Posted by: x at April 12, 2018 04:31 PM (nFwvY)
Must be another day ending in "Y".
https://tinyurl.com/y8ytsl39
Posted by: wth at April 12, 2018 04:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 04:31 PM (QDnY+)
Along with oil, several trillion dollars of commerce sails through the South China Sea. America has traditionally kept those historically international waters open and the Chi-Coms want to wrest control of it for obvious reasons.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:32 PM (VM6ev)
What a beautiful demonstration of the responsibility, ethics, and
patriotism of the incumbent."
I can think of no better example of the self-indulgent nature of McCain.
He has always thought of himself first, and the people last. Right to the end
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2018 04:32 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:30 PM (SpOII)
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I'm pretty sure it got sold for scrap in 2015
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:33 PM (oMtOd)
And on the other end of the globe, don't forget the Israeil/Cypriot gas field in the eastern Mediterranean that has Bladder-meer and the Islamos in Lebanon freaking out.
Game-changer as well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:33 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:31 PM (mf5HN)
Its almost like ... maybe all the "good stuff" ain't necessarily near the surface.
Like how the frost-line pushes up rocks in your garden.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 04:33 PM (TKTX5)
Of course you know this. What is appalling is that this simple concept seems incomprehensible to zillions of people.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 04:34 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 04:31 PM (130AC)
Weeeeell.....lets just say the recipe didn't make into the cook book. Bluebell is kinda judgy.*Picks out eyeballs*......there that better.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 04:34 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 04:34 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 04:34 PM (o7tuA)
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Get rid of the ears, too.
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:34 PM (oMtOd)
I am starting to hear from some staff in Washington that if Dems win the House (and that's a bif "if" in my mind), there will be a serious challenge to her leadership.
Frankly I have not heard that in a long time. People usually would not even utter that.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2018 04:35 PM (VpIIl)
Of course you know this. What is appalling is that this simple concept seems incomprehensible to zillions of people.
Posted by: rhomboid
except the strategic reserve is an actual quantity
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 04:35 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 04:34 PM (oMtOd)
I hear ya babe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 04:35 PM (o7tuA)
Makes one wonder if oil comes from dead dinosaurs.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 04:36 PM (BoFYZ)
Back to the CFPB, it along with the tentacles of Dodd-Fagg reach out and control virtually the entire banking system.
And Mulvaney is at the controls and no one can get to him.
He can do a lot of damage to the Progressive/Socialist money monster.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:36 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Tom "Better Than You" Nichols at April 12, 2018 04:36 PM (nvc/3)
Like how the frost-line pushes up rocks in your garden.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 04:33 PM (TKTX5)
I really really really want the abiotic theory of oil formation to be true simply because it would piss off all the right people.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2018 04:36 PM (y87Qq)
JJ, oh yes, the fossil fuel find in the eastern Med is one of my favorites. How poetic. Iz'rl with yuuuge energy resources.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 04:36 PM (QDnY+)
Peak Oil. Is that the Vitalis that accumulates on Judge Napolitano's and Paul Ryno's foreheads?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:36 PM (VM6ev)
I knew things were looking better in DC
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 04:36 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2018 04:37 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2018 04:37 PM (y87Qq)
oil formation to be true simply because it would piss off all the right
people.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2018 04:36 PM (mf5HN)
Blasphemer!!
Posted by: The Dinosaurs at April 12, 2018 04:38 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 04:34 PM (MS0+a)
Undersea Sexbots with Tentacles, who opened for Pink Lady & Jeff with Cheap Trick at Budokan in '78
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:38 PM (VM6ev)
@ comment #396
JJ. Sefton,
I would love to see Mick Mulvaney go after them (Steyer and Soros).
Mulvaney of the OMB is one of the truly inspired appointments of PDT.
Posted by: Cold Civil War at April 12, 2018 04:38 PM (Z2PYk)
Makes one wonder if oil comes from dead dinosaurs.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 04:36 PM
Coal is found under every continent. Dinosaur bones in Alaska. Al Gore is an idiot.
These three things are alike.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 04:38 PM (LOgQ4)
Take the Glomar Explorer out of mothballs!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 04:30 PM (SpOII)
You're shaving with it
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 04:39 PM (lKyWE)
It's fantastic to have someone like ace's new man-crush at CFPB, but seriously, Trump should make its elimination, along with Dodd-Frank, a priority. I believe the latter is already an administration plan.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 04:39 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: alexthechick
How many dinos had to die to make enough oil for us to burn for over a hundred years?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 04:39 PM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2018 04:36 PM (y87Qq)
"Not really."
- - Zombie Rachel Corrie
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:39 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 04:34 PM (MS0+a)
Undersea Sexbots with Tentacles, who opened for Pink Lady & Jeff with Cheap Trick at Budokan in '78
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Somebody tell Kurt
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 04:39 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: The Deuce at April 12, 2018 03:43 PM (oDCMR)
Meanwhile, Trump should direct appoint a special prosecutor to go after all prior administration officials (and holdovers) for conspiracy to deprive Americans of civil rights under color of law..." and to my friends across the aisle, you had better hope every single defendant gets sentenced to life plus a hundred years because if there is a single successful defense or appeal you, my friends across the aisle, will be getting it ten times as hard."
Start with Samatha Power and two random people she once talked to for 'unmaking'. And that smirking scrunt from INS and every single drone who sandbagged a TEA party group...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2018 04:39 PM (Eu5eZ)
452 Anybody have a good tutorial on using a CAT-type tourniquet?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2018 04:36 PM (y87Qq)
Check the AoSHQ Emergency Medical Manual.
Posted by: The Dinosaurs at April 12, 2018 04:40 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: The Deuce at April 12, 2018 03:43 PM (oDCMR)
HO.
LEE.
FOOK.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:40 PM (VM6ev)
I really hope that Trump or his people are lurking here. There are so many incredibly cromulent ideas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:41 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 04:41 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 04:42 PM (VM6ev)
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There's a God. He's your Daddy. He's not going to give you everything you want, but he's gonna provide what you need. You might have to put in some effort to make it pay off. Typical Dad stuff.
Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2018 04:42 PM (iq/u7)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 04:43 PM (rNGKx)
Posted by: Farmer at April 12, 2018 04:43 PM (lfXAE)
they recently found a bunch of Etruscan tablets someone had used to build a building. IIRC, about the only word they could figure out was "three".
Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2018 04:45 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 04:47 PM (rNGKx)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 04:50 PM (rNGKx)
Posted by: PJ at April 12, 2018 04:58 PM (qlTN9)
.......The Mulvaney Fart Igniter et al
Posted by: Redgrains1 at April 12, 2018 05:19 PM (WPxnj)
Posted by: Maxine's Timex at April 12, 2018 05:21 PM (m7LQK)
Posted by: bls46 at April 12, 2018 06:43 PM (soxpa)
Posted by: venusvelvet at April 12, 2018 11:18 PM (g94P/)
After that thumb-twiddling comment, I'm sooooo changing my avi to "Mulvaney's Shopgirl".
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 13, 2018 01:21 AM (hFeal)
Posted by: physics geek at April 13, 2018 08:02 AM (huQJB)
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