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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (4/14/18 )
Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want. The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
While the ocean is undoubtedly beautiful, it is also incredibly dangerous. It doesn’t matter if you’re a full-time fisherman with years of experience or a novice just starting out; between mechanical failures, unexpected weather, and even sea creatures, sometimes things just go very wrong. If you were to find yourself stranded in the open ocean, would you know how to survive? If the answer is “no,” you might want to take a lesson from these 20 people. These are the very real stories of lucky souls who set out to sea and survived—in spite of the unthinkable.
Torture. Yesterday and today. Yesterday, the pear of anguish. Today, singers on You Tube.
Whether they like the macabre or enjoy the shiver they get when they see them, torture devices have always fascinated the public. Perhaps that’s why novels and movies are full of the most inventive torture methods that a writer can conjure up. But then again, so is history. People have applied their imagination to inflicting pain in new, horrifying ways for thousands of years. But sometimes, when it comes to torture, reality and fantasy can get mixed up. In fact, many of the most famous torture devices from history actually seem to have only seen use in our collective imagination. The Iron Maiden, for instance, was probably nothing but a hoax dreamed up by someone who knew that the more disturbing a torture device is, the more people will pay money to see it.
As a parent, what would you do to avenge your murdered child? Meet André Bamberski, and take a look at his 30 year journey of chasing his child's murderer.
A father’s love knows no bounds. André Bamberski, a French citizen, would have moved heaven and earth for his daughter Kalinka Bamberski – a fact that became clear after her untimely and mysterious death. The teenage girl had been staying with her mother, Danièle Gonnin, and her stepfather, Dieter Krombach, when she suddenly died on July 9, 1982. An autopsy couldn't determine the cause of death, but Bamberski was certain it was the work of Krombach. He set off on a relentless quest for the truth, one that lasted 30 years, cost him his job, and alienated his family and friends. How far would Bamberski go for justice? What would this grief-stricken father do to the man who took his wife and presumably raped and killed his 14-year-old daughter? His unbelievable true story raises questions about vigilante justice and paints a grim and heartbreaking portrait of a man's thirst for revenge.
Think of former President George H.W. Bush as you wish. But he served our country in WWII and damn near didn't make it out alive. Others didn't and it was a horrible ending.
“There is a Law of Nations, it is true,
But when the moment comes, remember,
The Strong eat up the Weak.”
-Line in a Japanese children’s song, circa 1880. You probably think that you have a pretty solid understanding of the worst possible outcome if you go to war. Many people would say that it’s that you might die. Others might argue that it’s being terribly wounded. Or that you could be captured alive and held prisoner for God knows how many years. That’s wrong. None of those outcomes are the worst. The worst possible outcome is being eaten alive, piece by piece, like something out of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road. And it happened not all that long ago during WWII on the Japanese island of Chichijima. The incident is best chronicled in detail by James Bradley in his book Flyboys: A True Story Of Courage. A brief explanation is that, in 1944, during WWII, a group of nine American airmen were shot down on the island of Chichijima. One, George H.W. Bush, would narrowly evade capture by the Japanese. The rest were not so fortunate.
Accident or design? Crappy designs.
Were they by accident or by design? That is the main question your brain will ask you repeatedly while consuming these design fails. While I think we can all agree the most advertising and packaging designs are pretty awful, these are designs so crappy they could be considered literal works of fart. This collection of incredibly crappy designs come to your screen of choice via Crappy Design, a subreddit that makes marginal designers feel pretty good about themselves while celebrating all things Comic Sans.
Artificial Intelligence. The Fourth Industrial Revolution. Where is it headed?
We are forever being spun a negative story about AI: that it will cost us our jobs: 40 per cent of all jobs according to one oft-quoted statistic. Not everyone, however, is so pessimistic. The OECD has analysed, task by task, what it considers to be the potential of AI and concluded that it is more like eight per cent of current jobs which are at risk. There is a long history of forecasting employment doom from technology: it was predicted long ago that the accountancy profession would be broadly usurped by computers, yet it has continued to grow. What has tended to happen in the past, in all areas of the economy, is that technology takes over lower quality, routine jobs – jobs which, argues Sarah Drinkwater, head of Google’s Campus London, are ‘dehumanising’ in some respects – while generating parallel growth in higher-value jobs. Overall, employment has never been higher.
NOT SO LONG AGO, WRITING physical fan letters was just about the only way for a regular person to communicate with someone famous. These days it’s not so unusual to get a quick Twitter reply from someone you admire, but in the pre-social media age, if you were lucky, you might’ve received a far more amazing artifact: a signed photo, or even a hand-written note. And boy are they delightful.
Illiterate, anatomically challenged and possessing a potty mouth, is no way to go through life. NSFW-Language
WARNING Your humble Cob put on several pounds just watching this video. Take a peek at how Hostess snacks are made.
Besides J. J. Sefton are there any other Morons in NYC? It looks like there is at least one more.
This guy had a night to remember on the Lower East Side. A man called 911 around 7:35 a.m. Friday because he was locked inside the Marshall Stack Bar on Rivington Street near Allen Street, the FDNY said. Firefighters responded moments later, opened the door and let the man out.
Here's one way to cast your fishing line a little further. Guns.com dug up an oldie from the Popular Mechanics archive in which we covered some seriously ingenious WWII airmen. These guys stationed in the Pacific used their grenade launcher to blast a baited hook and fishing line 200 yards out to sea. PM didn't say whether they caught anything.
If you are living under a false identity maybe you shouldn't advertise it in your Mom's obituary. Genius Award Winner.
OKLAHOMA CITY - The U.S. Marshals Service says a woman's obituary helped agents capture her fugitive son nearly four decades after he escaped from an Oklahoma prison.
The agency says 58-year-old Stephen Michael Paris was arrested without incident Thursday at an office in Houston where he worked under a pseudonym.
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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Neutral on the toilet lid question.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 14, 2018 09:38 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 14, 2018 09:39 PM (6FqZa)
I got no money so I can't get laid
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2018 09:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 14, 2018 09:40 PM (h9wAA)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2018 09:41 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2018 09:43 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 09:43 PM (y87Qq)
Because 2016 cost us a Senate seat and cost *you* nine Electoral Votes.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 14, 2018 09:43 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse -barely woke at April 14, 2018 09:44 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at April 14, 2018 09:44 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 14, 2018 09:44 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 14, 2018 09:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: X-ray at April 14, 2018 09:46 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse -barely woke at April 14, 2018 09:46 PM (roQNm)
Heart Breaking story about the father of the murdered little girl. It would be a hard thing to know where the guy who raped, murdered and mutilated your little girl was, and not end the bastard. Almost beyond belief that he didn't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 09:47 PM (SKt1u)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 14, 2018 09:49 PM (JXYo5)
Posted by: davidt at April 14, 2018 09:50 PM (djCea)
I thought that was a requirement for posting on the ONT.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 14, 2018 09:50 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse -barely woke at April 14, 2018 09:51 PM (roQNm)
I thought that was a requirement for posting on the ONT.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 14, 2018 09:50 PM (6FqZa)
Trolls might not know where there tailbone is, Morons do.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2018 09:52 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2018 09:52 PM (2DOZq)
Well, that's not exactly the case. Hanging with Mr. H, and you nice people and James Arness.
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2018 09:52 PM (XT3kS)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 14, 2018 09:52 PM (ues0L)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 14, 2018 09:53 PM (2WfB0)
Posted by: Thingfish at April 14, 2018 09:53 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 14, 2018 09:54 PM (2WfB0)
I took a peak. Everest. And I lost several pounds. As all applesoft users know, it's "peek".
Posted by: Hillary "Sir Edmund" Clinton at April 14, 2018 09:54 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Max Power at April 14, 2018 09:54 PM (QCc6B)
As a parent, what would you do to avenge your murdered child? Meet André Bamberski, and take a look at his 30 year journey of chasing his child's murderer.
Not to mention the man who murdered her was the guy his wife was banging.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2018 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: RYAN FRANK at April 14, 2018 09:55 PM (CY4BB)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985210918228422656
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985211760813756416
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985212291770658818
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985213185346203648
Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2018 09:56 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2018 09:56 PM (wqFbh)
Posted by: davidt at April 14, 2018 09:56 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2018 09:56 PM (/A+Cl)
Like attracts like, I guess.
Posted by: The Overtaxed Hat at April 14, 2018 09:56 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at April 14, 2018 09:56 PM (BOdUR)
Spent a little time at Oldsailor's book signing today. Micromomee. Had a nice time discussing self-published books.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2018 09:56 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Max Power at April 14, 2018 09:54 PM
*******
Japanese "writing" frequently has curved lines, Chinese never/very rarely does?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 14, 2018 09:57 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 14, 2018 09:54 PM (2WfB0)
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it was 91* here about 1500....
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2018 09:57 PM (wqFbh)
Posted by: Max Power at April 14, 2018 09:54 PM (QCc6B)
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Because you're a whoremongering druggie!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at April 14, 2018 09:58 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 14, 2018 09:58 PM (2WfB0)
won't ship until Tuesday, at the earliest. tracking number when i have one.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2018 09:58 PM (wqFbh)
At South Point Hawaii the locals have an enviroment friendly and renewable way to cast their lines hundreds of feet.
South Point is the most southern point of any state, and as far south as you can drive on the big island of Hawaii. With stiff tradewinds out of the east the locals tie their lines to a cheap plastic grocery bag, hold up bag, it catches wind and flies west until the line runs out and the bag tears free, dropping the baited hook into the ocean.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 14, 2018 09:59 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at April 14, 2018 09:59 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 14, 2018 09:59 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 09:59 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2018 09:57 PM (wqFbh)
It was 75 here today and 65 last night- but we are still supposed to get snow showers on Monday.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 09:59 PM (SKt1u)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 14, 2018 09:54 PM (2WfB0)
They have been wrong for snow totals in my area.
Thank God
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2018 10:00 PM (3Pma+)
Too bad it's the Wrasslin' of Reality TV.
Posted by: Blake at April 14, 2018 10:00 PM (WEBkv)
A screeching voice and being married to famous men to make themselves famous.
Yoko married better than Hillary.
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2018 10:02 PM (XT3kS)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2018 10:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 14, 2018 10:03 PM (K8vEP)
Cats are God's way of saying "lol, look, cats".
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:03 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 14, 2018 10:04 PM (6FqZa)
Octopuses have better designed eyes than we do. But keep in mind crappy designs don't necessarily mean that there was no design and that they evolved by chance. If you found a Yugo on the moon you wouldn't assume it just evolved there.
Posted by: William Craig at April 14, 2018 10:04 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2018 10:05 PM (XT3kS)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 14, 2018 10:05 PM (6FqZa)
Beautiful, brilliant. C.M. Russell is a gem.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 14, 2018 10:05 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: The Buoys at April 14, 2018 10:05 PM (JHwDP)
Nice to see some magazine writers are still living in 1975. Hey, maybe I should go to the disco too!
(*grabs razor blade, straw, bag of cocaine and Bianca breath spray*)
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 10:05 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 14, 2018 10:05 PM (6FqZa)
Did you ask him why he doesn't grow a pair of brass balls? Or are you better in public than I am ?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2018 10:07 PM (3Pma+)
https://tinyurl.com/yal9jqrj
Posted by: davidt at April 14, 2018 09:50 PM (djCea)
Too old.
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 14, 2018 10:07 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 14, 2018 10:08 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 14, 2018 10:10 PM (rJUlF)
Meh.
Not that it matters at my age.
What's up, Horde?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 14, 2018 10:10 PM (rJUlF)
Not a damn thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2018 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
If I were any good at politics I'd be in politics; sadly the Sanitary-Hut Transient constituency tends to have trouble establishing proof of permanent residency in any given precinct, or even State.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 14, 2018 10:11 PM (6FqZa)
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Octopussies? Pfffft! *waves claws dismissively*
As if any of you squishy beings could grasp the beauty of colors like chartrepuce, blurpleen, hyperlemon, infrapink, or buttersploosh!
Posted by: The Mantis Shrimp at April 14, 2018 10:12 PM (qJtVm)
Because 2016 cost us a Senate seat and cost *you* nine Electoral Votes.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 14, 2018 09:43 PM (6FqZa)
Yeah that won't happen.
The establishment isn't going to admit "yeah we've been fucking up and need to actually start working with our more grassroots conservative segment of the party rather than just using them to get elected get our preferred shit passed and then ignore their concerns."
And the more conservative wing isn't going to trust the establishment because see above.
Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2018 10:12 PM (cAnNx)
You survived that whatever it was that you had to endure?
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 10:12 PM (Vz8kB)
Jedidiah Bila is on Gutfeld's show, and showing a lot of leg.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 14, 2018 10:12 PM (8O3HH)
I like Yoko's little smile in the pic. She is going to enjoy our discomfiture.
That's her Warm Notice
Posted by: Hands at April 14, 2018 10:12 PM (EzdLW)
Arrgh, she spells it Jedediah. And she got married in Feb., I see.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 14, 2018 10:14 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 14, 2018 10:12 PM (8O3HH)
brb
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 14, 2018 10:15 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 14, 2018 10:12 PM (8O3HH)
Have you seen her bikini pics? Quite impressive.
Posted by: X-ray at April 14, 2018 10:15 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 14, 2018 10:12 PM (8O3HH)
Zuh???
What the hell is that? A Tranny mountain man? do I dare bingle that?
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 14, 2018 10:15 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Hands at April 14, 2018 10:15 PM (EzdLW)
he's my favorite.
check out the book, "paper talk"
it's awesome.
Posted by: concrete girl at April 14, 2018 10:15 PM (h9wAA)
They really do throw the book at people who make judges and police look bad.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 14, 2018 10:16 PM (rnAwa)
This is so cold-blooded. It's already been publicly debunked by Jake Tapper among others and they just keep repeating it anyway.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 14, 2018 10:16 PM (t5m5e)
Then record what sounds come out.
Grammy baby!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2018 10:16 PM (EoRCO)
At South Point Hawaii the locals have an enviroment friendly and renewable way to cast their lines hundreds of feet.
South Point is the most southern point of any state, and as far south as you can drive on the big island of Hawaii. With stiff tradewinds out of the east the locals tie their lines to a cheap plastic grocery bag, hold up bag, it catches wind and flies west until the line runs out and the bag tears free, dropping the baited hook into the ocean.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 14, 2018 09:59 PM (Eu5eZ
So they're littering and polluting the ocean.
Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2018 10:16 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Hands at April 14, 2018 10:17 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2018 10:17 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2018 10:17 PM (XT3kS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 10:17 PM (dUJdY)
Just a quick drive by. Thanks again, MisHum, for a great ONT (I am *not* clicking the Yoko link).
Return home in the morning from our (likely last) Joyce visit.
Bittersweet: she's failing, she knows it, this sucks.
OTOH, we got her mostly to ourselves today, and made some nice memories.
Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2018 10:18 PM (c5dWW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2018 10:18 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 14, 2018 09:59 PM (dKiJG)
I should hope there are fathers on the jury.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 14, 2018 10:19 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 14, 2018 10:19 PM (XKZwp)
Tim Neville, de-facto leader of the CO Senate, is in a swing district. He gets reelected because he delivers to his base, and because he makes the independents laugh at the Left. I actually love this guy and I wish he'd donate extra testicular tissue to Gardner (no homo).
Neville however went for Cruz (as did I - I was a delegate then too) in 2016. Trump didn't have a constituency in 2016.
So there's a dynamic of now-Trump-leaning former-Cruz conservatives who do resist the Left. But then there are Coffmans and Gardners, who are timid, and obsessed with appealing to the middle.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 14, 2018 10:19 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 14, 2018 10:19 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 14, 2018 10:20 PM (Mkuv2)
Try reading Clarke's 3001. They find Frank Poole and revive him. But it turns out the Monolith on Europa is faulty because a chunk of Jupiter/Lucifer impacted the planet. How do we know this. Oh well Bowman the Starchild, HAL 9000, and Heywood Floyd of course. As ghosts in the machine as it were.
So Clarke decides to have their heroes, those ghosts, get Poole to get the human monkeys to crack open a black vault on the Moon loaded up with every conceivable computer virus to infect the monolith.
I am so glad Clarke stopped milking the gravy train with this one since it really jumped a Ganymede shark.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:20 PM (xBhYE)
Soon after I got into comics and the Avengers in particular, I typed a six-page letter to the book's writer, Jim Shooter, who was also Marvel's editor in chief.
Shooter wrote back! Two sentences, but still. ...
That started me as a minor letterhack. Several were published.
I still have Shooter's letter.
Posted by: Weak Geek at April 14, 2018 10:20 PM (zT4Y1)
Then record what sounds come out.
Grammy baby!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2018 10:16 PM (EoRCO)
The problem with this plan is, you have to get close to the holes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2018 10:21 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2018 10:21 PM (2K6fY)
That is all, carry on.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:22 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:22 PM (xBhYE)
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 10:05 PM (eMKNe)
Binaca?
What does Bianca's breath smell like?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 10:22 PM (SKt1u)
The problem is when people like him and McCain exploit their good service to give them credibility, that we can trust them. And then they fuck us over. No, that casts doubt over their character from the beginning. It was all an act aiming towards the point where they could fuck us over. They've done so much damage, so effectively I don't think they are worthy of any regard or respect whatsoever.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 14, 2018 10:22 PM (/qEW2)
Get a boat? Just don't take all your guns with you since from all the stories here that makes boats capsize.
Posted by: X-ray at April 14, 2018 10:22 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: jmel at April 14, 2018 10:23 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 14, 2018 10:23 PM (6FqZa)
So Clarke decides to have their heroes, those ghosts, get Poole to get the human monkeys to crack open a black vault on the Moon loaded up with every conceivable computer virus to infect the monolith.
I am so glad Clarke stopped milking the gravy train with this one since it really jumped a Ganymede shark.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:20 PM (xBhYE)
"3001" was a disappointment.
I guess he got to busy buggering Sri Lankan boys...
Posted by: The Monolithic Hat at April 14, 2018 10:24 PM (itfg0)
I got a very nice letter back from Robert Anton Wilson.
I LOL'd at Douglas Adams' "Biggles" remark. I saw a Biggles book at my local musty used book emporium and was tempted to get it. Immediately thought of Michael Palin.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 10:24 PM (qJtVm)
"Hurry up man before they figure out you an American."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:25 PM (xBhYE)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 14, 2018 10:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2018 10:18 PM (c5dWW)
Glad to hear you got to spend more time with her.
I'll keep hoping for a miraculous turn of events, though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 10:26 PM (SKt1u)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 14, 2018 10:27 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2018 10:28 PM (c5dWW)
On the other hand, I am getting paid overtime.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 10:28 PM (SKt1u)
Made a kick ass bread pudding for said boil.
Also, got a big honey bee hive removed from my compost bin... guy said that they were the mellowist bees he's ever encountered.
My husband is suddenly interested in all things gun again...went to the range Friday and even cleaned my guns for me.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2018 10:28 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:28 PM (xBhYE)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 14, 2018 10:27 PM (4Vu64)
https://tinyurl.com/yc567mon
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:29 PM (y87Qq)
You survived that whatever it was that you had to endure?
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 10:12 PM (Vz8kB)
Yep. Boring as hell.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2018 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
Sure as hell wouldn't have taken me 30 years.
30 minutes? Maybe. 30 days? Probably.
30 years? Nah.
Evening all. One more day.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2018 10:30 PM (tu/2g)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 14, 2018 10:31 PM (K8vEP)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:29 PM (y87Qq)
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Am I being asked to surrender my machetes and hammers to Cookie Monster clones?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 10:31 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 14, 2018 10:27 PM (4Vu64)
https://tinyurl.com/yc567mon
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:29 PM (y87Qq)
That has to be the UK. "Only cowards carry" with pics of screwdrivers and stuff. Unbelievable crazy.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 14, 2018 10:31 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 10:32 PM (qJtVm)
(And good evening Horde. Seems like my weekends are taken up with doing all the things I didn't have time for during the week. Bah. I need a vacation!)
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 14, 2018 10:32 PM (1FhAQ)
I'm not a foodie. I'm sure I'm in the bottom 1 % of the Horde for food appreciation but that was delicious.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 10:33 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 10:31 PM (qJtVm)
They will give you a bucket of cookies in exchange, to pacify anyone who attacks you. Studies show it works better. You may even make a friend.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 14, 2018 10:33 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 10:31 PM (qJtVm)
Yes, that thing exactly. Spoiler: the future is just as dystopian as predicted, only with Sesame Street characters.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:33 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: prof disarray
"Those that don't carry, wear acid baths".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2018 10:34 PM (tu/2g)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:33 PM (y87Qq)
---
Put them in a sterile white room and it's pure Kubrick.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 10:34 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 14, 2018 09:59 PM (dKiJG)
I should hope there are fathers on the jury.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 14, 2018 10:19 PM (rnAwa)
Justice is a Natural Right IMO.... one not in the Constitution...
But when the State fails to give you Justice, you still have that Natural Right...
Its then just a question of how the State will make you pay for it...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 14, 2018 10:35 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:35 PM (xBhYE)
Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2018 10:36 PM (c5dWW)
Posted by: prof disarray
You're joking I hope.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 10:36 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 14, 2018 10:36 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:35 PM (xBhYE)
----
I told you you were a natural born scriptwriter!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 10:36 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:35 PM (xBhYE)
I refuse to embrace such a future until I get the apartment I was promised.
https://stoatnet.org/bedroom.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:36 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 14, 2018 10:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 14, 2018 10:36 PM (/qEW2)
This here? This is a good opinion.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:38 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2018 10:38 PM (c5dWW)
Posted by: Splunge at April 14, 2018 10:38 PM (Vb4BV)
"Maplers do it with trees"
Hey wait. What?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 10:38 PM (eMKNe)
{{Peace}}
Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2018 10:38 PM (kufk0)
A gal at work wore a plush unicorn onesie for her last day in the office. We laughed but also envied her for the comfort.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 10:38 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:39 PM (xBhYE)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 10:39 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:40 PM (xBhYE)
And I keep forgetting go to tell you that you, too, are in my prayers.
Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2018 10:38 PM (c5dWW)
Thank you IB. It is much appreciated. As I had my very good meal I couldn't help but think my Faye would have loved it. Made a little sad, not overwhelmingly so, but the feeling was there.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 10:40 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:39 PM (xBhYE)
I know, right?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:41 PM (y87Qq)
If it can be shown that he did in fact go straight, and did not continue to pursue a life of crime, I would down for commuting his sentence to time served, and giving him a pardon. After all, if he comes out of a "correctional institution" "corrected", it means the system worked, right?
Sort of a Black Swan story.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2018 10:41 PM (vUFR0)
https://stoatnet.org/bedroom.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:36 PM (y87Qq)
Problems:
The bed is a single. I like to spread out.
That light above the bed, what's that about.
I demand a dog and no cat.
The chair looks like it could either be really comfortable or drive you insane.
Is that a ham radio?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 10:41 PM (SKt1u)
We took her for a long drive in the country today (no cannoli
).
Beautiful day, beautiful drive into Ocala horse country. Weird: saw WAY more cows than horsies.
Or as I observed: loom at all that steak!!
Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2018 10:41 PM (c5dWW)
Posted by: mindful webworker as Ugarte at April 14, 2018 10:41 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: mindful webworker as the falcon at April 14, 2018 10:42 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:39 PM (xBhYE)
I've always liked Deckard's place.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 14, 2018 10:43 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 10:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2018 10:43 PM (c5dWW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 10:39 PM (dUJdY)
It could be gall bladder. Seem to remember reading somewhere that a bum gall bladder could be made more irritated by alcohol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 10:43 PM (SKt1u)
murdered little girl. It would be a hard thing to know where the guy who
raped, murdered and mutilated your little girl was, and not end the
bastard. Almost beyond belief that he didn't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 09:47 PM (SKt1u)
Would have been better if he had.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2018 10:43 PM (vUFR0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:35 PM (xBhYE)
With an (un)healthy dose of Yme Nikki thrown in as well.
Posted by: The Dream Hat at April 14, 2018 10:43 PM (itfg0)
Interpret that however you like.
Cool Hostess video but I wish it showed how they put the cream filling in the cupcakes. And how in the world do they make Hohos? The machine that rolls them up must be pretty nifty.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2018 10:44 PM (0jtPF)
https://youtu.be/-v7rPDbcePE
Posted by: mindful webworker obliviously at April 14, 2018 10:44 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 10:45 PM (dUJdY)
https://stoatnet.org/bedroom.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:36 PM (y87Qq)
Looks like a Swedish prison cell.
Posted by: X-ray at April 14, 2018 10:45 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: The Dream Hat at April 14, 2018 10:46 PM (itfg0)
And boho, I can honestly say the vast majority of our friends have come from our church over the years. Some because of connections with our kids, and homeschooling, but also many just from seeing each other week after week at the same Mass and eventually striking up conversations. And not just with other married couples! We have several single friends from church that we are close enough to that we invite them to spend holidays with us. I pray that you will meet some great people there.
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2018 10:46 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 10:41 PM (SKt1u)
I'm good with all the design decisions. I'll agree to pretty much anything as long as I'm bribed with lots of cabinets with little component drawers and a soldering bench.
I think that's a jacket tossed in the chair.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:46 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 10:46 PM (eMKNe)
I typed but deleted a comment along these lines, so thanks for posting what I was too chicken to post.
My problem (why I didn't follow through) is that he'd escaped the prison. That's something that shouldn't have a statute of limitations.
The guy is 58 so putting him on some sort of work-detail in minimum-security Club Fed seems about right to me.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 14, 2018 10:47 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2018 10:47 PM (sdi6R)
And boho, I can honestly say the vast majority of our friends have come from our church over the years. Some because of connections with our kids, and homeschooling, but also many just from seeing each other week after week at the same Mass and eventually striking up conversations. And not just with other married couples! We have several single friends from church that we are close enough to that we invite them to spend holidays with us. I pray that you will meet some great people there.
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2018 10:46 PM (oMtOd)
Bluebell said it better than I can but amen.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 10:47 PM (nBr1j)
I blame Russian hackers retaliating for Friday night.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse -barely woke at April 14, 2018 09:51 PM (roQNm)
Was not me, only exist for to election interference and for to internet trolling.
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at April 14, 2018 10:47 PM (ZA0d5)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 10:45 PM (dUJdY)
Did you have an upper GI scope (EGD)?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:47 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Monk at April 14, 2018 10:47 PM (0wm3C)
His wife (the mom) is a disgrace.
The Krombach guy ugh
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 14, 2018 10:48 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 10:48 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 10:46 PM (eMKNe)
The Cookie Monster Enforcement Squads are pretty brutal if you're caught with one of those.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:48 PM (y87Qq)
https://youtu.be/_PUE8fYxjq8
Posted by: Rex B at April 14, 2018 10:48 PM (AbbRk)
The Bad: Was driving on circle 4 (kind of a proto bypass here in Lexington that circles the city) and traffic was backed up. Finally got to the blockage and saw the cause: a deer- a doe to be exact. It looked like she had a broken leg and was lying in the shoulder. Her eyes were wide open and she looked right into my eyes as I drove by.
I am a big softie when it comes to animals. I could hunt if I needed to, but I do not think I could ever do it for sport- although I do not begrudge those who do. It serves a useful purpose since we have culled a lot of natural predators. If the deer numbers were more in control, she would not have gotten so deep into town in the first place.
The Good. This is Lexington- there are a lot of horse farms here. I was driving to work and passed one of these and horses were out grazing. I saw a flash of brown in the corner of my eye and saw a young colt, running as hard as it could. Yay, it was frolicking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 10:49 PM (SKt1u)
and as far south as you can drive on the big island of Hawaii. With
stiff tradewinds out of the east the locals tie their lines to a cheap
plastic grocery bag, hold up bag, it catches wind and flies west until
the line runs out and the bag tears free, dropping the baited hook into
the ocean.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 14, 2018 09:59 PM (Eu5eZ)
And then the bag falls in the ocean, and winds up wrapped around some poor sea turtle's dick.
I'm no screaming tree-hugger or enviroweenie, but intentionally strewing the ocean with scrap plastic is really dumb.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2018 10:50 PM (vUFR0)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at April 14, 2018 10:50 PM (BOdUR)
drinking. Whatever is going with me right now I can definitely feel it
after a few glasses of wine and a shot of tequila. This pain in my
chest is a bitch.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 10:39 PM (dUJdY)
Probably acid reflux.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 10:50 PM (Vz8kB)
When Sid Mead is your interior decorator.
What's with the in-wall beds? I wanna stretch out on my hoverbed as I look out over the futuristic nighttime cityscape.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 10:50 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 10:51 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2018 10:47 PM (sdi6R)
Since China is communist does one procure a whore through some govt office like the DMV?
Posted by: X-ray at April 14, 2018 10:51 PM (TGrKk)
Douglas Rain had originally been hired to provide narration to the movie. But when the narration was nixed, Kubrick hired Rain to re-voice HAL 9000 because Martin Balsam's version was too emotional. That Kubrick was in fact looking for an unctuous, patronizing, neuter quality. And HAL 9000 was originally named Athena.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:51 PM (xBhYE)
Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2018 10:47 PM (sdi6R)
Hookers without coke is like... hookers without coke.
Posted by: The Icy Cool in your Hat at April 14, 2018 10:51 PM (itfg0)
***
If, for whatever reason, the justice system refuses to act, one should expect vigilante justice.
Of course overall Europe is very, very lenient when it comes to the sexual assault of children. From the Rotterdam rape gangs, to the long rumored elite cliques engaged in pedophilia in Belgium Europe just doesn't seem to care...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2018 10:51 PM (Z8FFX)
radio for his birthday once, but returned it for false advertising
because it wasn't MADE of ham.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 10:43 PM (eMKNe)
Hey, you try eating glass tubes! That's false advertising man!
Posted by: Mikey M. at April 14, 2018 10:51 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: prof disarray
"Those that don't carry, wear acid baths".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2018 10:34 PM (tu/2g)
This mindset is nefarious, and absolutely intentional. "Just kneel. Just submit. Just say the word. It will be for the best."
The list of things in my house that I could use as a weapon is very, very long, and includes the lid of my toilet tank.
BECAUSE FUCK YOU!
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 14, 2018 10:51 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2018 10:52 PM (Z8FFX)
Took that father 30 years and he still had to go to jail? If he had
just put the guy down immediately he would have saved multiple girls
from being raped.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2018 10:03 PM (2DOZq)
Yep. And if he had planned the hit carefully, he might have gotten away with it, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2018 10:52 PM (vUFR0)
I got lost once on circle 4. Trusted the GPS.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 10:52 PM (Vz8kB)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at April 14, 2018 10:50 PM (BOdUR)
Clarke has some great stuff.
Loved "Rendezvous with Rama".
Posted by: The Hat that comes in threes at April 14, 2018 10:52 PM (itfg0)
Listening to "Somewhere in Time" with Art Bell from 1999...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 14, 2018 10:53 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:54 PM (xBhYE)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 14, 2018 10:54 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 14, 2018 10:56 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: prof disarray
You're joking I hope.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 10:36 PM (nBr1j)
How I wish I was.
Just popped back in, but it is true. HogMartin linked it I think. Shirts and website "onlycowardscarry.org", iirc. Dressed up as Cookie Monsters.
Okay, scrolling back up to read rest of comments.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 14, 2018 10:56 PM (4Vu64)
Forgive me if I start babbling.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 10:56 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Jewells45
Jewells45, if it is your gallbladder, bing bang boom, surgery, and 36 hours later you are right as rain.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2018 10:57 PM (YY9Va)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 10:50 PM (qJtVm)
So picky!
Also, you're assuming that we're in big fancy miles-high cities and not living as mole people. Don't molepeopleshame.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:57 PM (y87Qq)
twitter.com/41Strange/status/984617332935876608
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 14, 2018 10:57 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:54 PM (xBhYE)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yume_Nikki
If you're sensitive about eyeballs, don't try to play it.
Posted by: The Ocular Hat at April 14, 2018 10:58 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 10:58 PM (Vz8kB)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 10:58 PM (dUJdY)
>> Beam
As Hank Jr. sang, "I have loved some ladies, and I have loved Jim Beam, and both tried to kill me, back in 1973."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 14, 2018 10:58 PM (8O3HH)
Ah ha, one of his probably hardly anyone has read. Set in World War II about how fast technology was being developed and such. Glide Path from 1963. I love used book stores, Alladin's cave they are.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 10:58 PM (xBhYE)
Who are you cheering for in the NHL playoffs? Or are you cheering against anyone?
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 10:59 PM (Vz8kB)
Biggles book at my local musty used book emporium and was tempted to
get it. Immediately thought of Michael Palin.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 10:24 PM (qJtVm)
The Biggles books were actually well-written YAF about a British airman in WWI. I enjoyed them. The guy's nickname sounds unfortunate to us, but perfectly normal to Brits. (full name, Bigglesworth)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2018 10:59 PM (vUFR0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 10:45 PM (dUJdY)
If it does come down to having the gall bladder removed I can say from experience that it's not that big a deal. I was in and out in 36 hours and the only reason I stayed that long is because my surgeon was cautious. It's laparoscopic (Sp?) surgery so the scarring is minimal. Quick recovery and they do it all the time. Not a big production at all.
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 14, 2018 11:00 PM (1FhAQ)
***
Remember after Obama "accidentally" created ISIS he argued that they could never be resolved by a military solution?
And then Trump eliminated them via a military solution? And...crickets from the media...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2018 11:01 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 11:01 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Kahlua & Baileys at April 14, 2018 11:01 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 10:59 PM (Vz8kB)
I'll go with Nashville. I've always been a P.K. Subban fan.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 11:02 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 11:01 PM (qJtVm)
That's Cardinal Biggles of the Spanish Inquisition!
*Takes out the "rack"*
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at April 14, 2018 11:02 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: X-ray at April 14, 2018 11:02 PM (TGrKk)
I loved Clarke, especially his early stuff. His last book was Meh, but that was a step up from all novels after 2001. I have a very extensive Clarke collection, just like I have one of Heinlein's works, Asimov, E.R. Burroughs and Doc E.E. Smith.
His first short story sale, Rescue Party, was a classic that would bring tears of joy to my eyes, even after re-reading it. Now, Clarke himself said that as he got older, he started disliking it a lot when people said they liked that story best.
Try Clarke's Tales of the White Heart or The Nine Billion Names for God. You might even like those short stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 14, 2018 11:03 PM (hyuyC)
Listening to "Somewhere in Time" with Art Bell from 1999...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 14, 2018 10:53 PM (4DCSq)
I'm going to spend the next month or 2 falling asleep to Art Bell. He was the Vince McMahon of radio. Highly entertaining and alloowing for escapism, which I respect it's value toin the current year when it's not alloowed.
I did the first call from Mel's Hole last night.
Posted by: Monk at April 14, 2018 11:03 PM (0wm3C)
Posted by: joncelli
^^^^^^
Word.
Mid February for mine.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2018 11:03 PM (YY9Va)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 14, 2018 11:03 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2018 10:36 PM (c5dWW)
I have not made many comments about Joyce, because it's hard to say anything that has not already been said. Cancer is evil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2018 11:03 PM (vUFR0)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at April 14, 2018 11:02 PM (itfg0)
*Takes out the "rack"*
Confess!
*pokes you with the soft cushions*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 11:03 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 11:03 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 11:04 PM (xBhYE)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 11:02 PM (nBr1j)
I think it was best for Subban to go from a pressure cooker (Montreal, and him being from Quebec) to a non-pressure-cooker in Nashville.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 11:04 PM (Vz8kB)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2018 11:05 PM (XT3kS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 10:45 PM (dUJdY)
I had that done in 2011 as an outpatient procedure... checked in at 7 a.m., went into operating room around 1-ish, woke up between 3:30 and 4, and was on my way home (driven by hubby, of course) by 6. Needed some fairly strong pain pills for several days and took a week off work, otherwise, I'd say it was no big deal. Only have a small scar about an inch or so long from the procedure (laparoscopy).
Posted by: Secret Square at April 14, 2018 11:05 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Kahlua & Baileys at April 14, 2018 11:01 PM (FRLeJ)
Yes. He has been sick with a really bad cold, iirc, so may be around less.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 14, 2018 11:05 PM (4Vu64)
We'll see in the morning. Snowing enthusiastically out there now.
Nice bedroom. But when you try to go to sleep:
https://xkcd.com/1973/
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 14, 2018 11:05 PM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: cfo mom at April 14, 2018 11:06 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:07 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2018 11:07 PM (YY9Va)
I think it was best for Subban to go from a pressure cooker (Montreal, and him being from Quebec) to a non-pressure-cooker in Nashville.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 11:04 PM (Vz8kB)
It seemed like he was never good enough in Montreal.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 11:07 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: CMU VET at April 14, 2018 11:07 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:08 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: CMU VET at April 14, 2018 11:07 PM (C+wjz)
---
It said "Cancel your own damn subscription!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 11:08 PM (qJtVm)
just haven't been feeling myself lately and I hope that's all it is. I'm
tired.. exhausted by 2:00 pm.. losing a ton of hair. I think this shit
my doc has me on for bone loss is doing me more harm than good.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:07 PM (dUJdY)
Get your thyroid checked. TSH, T4, and T3. It's a blood test and you don't need to fast.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 11:09 PM (Vz8kB)
he'd escaped the prison. That's something that shouldn't have a statute
of limitations.
The guy is 58 so putting him on some sort of work-detail in minimum-security Club Fed seems about right to me.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 14, 2018 10:47 PM (6FqZa)
Heh. Escaping prison doesn't bother me, as long as he didn't murder a guard to do it. Escaping prison has a long and glorious history in folklore, after all.
But if he has cleaned up his act and gone straight, why waste a prison cell on him, when there are far more worthy candidates out there? (stares pointedly at Hillary)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2018 11:09 PM (vUFR0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:10 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2018 10:57 PM (YY9Va)
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i can't say this often enough...
there is NO such thing as "routine" surgery.
long ago, a year or two after i started w*rking in healthcare, a gentleman in his late 50s/early 50s, came to our famous, and mostly deservedly so, hospital to have dual hip replacement surgery done, so he and his wife could enjoy the retirement he had just started/was getting ready to start.
wife was very much still a 1, as was the daughter. SiL was Harvard Med (doc/student?) and everyone was there for Dad's surgery.
hip # 1 went well, but, during #2, he threw a seizure. theyclosed him up, got him off the table and into ICU.
this was on a friday. all weekend long i, and others made phenobarbital drips that they ran into him to prevent MOAR seizures. on
monday, someone thought to run a blood level. it was well into toxic range. WELL into it. they D/Ced the drip. then waited for the body to filter it out, then ran an EEG: flat line... 0 brain activity.
everyone came to say good bye, then they wheeled him back into surgery, and the harvest teams took over. so yeah, i avoid surgery if at all possible, and want minimum anesthesia if you have to take the knife to me.
YMMV
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 14, 2018 11:10 PM (L5VHP)
Ever notice how Randall Munroe could shut down the site and people could just say "that one xkcd" and everyone would still know exactly which one they meant by context alone?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 11:10 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 11:11 PM (qJtVm)
I have Glide Path. Quite a departure from other true stories of WWII UK. And yet it is his least fictional novel.
The technical setting is covered in a chapter of the book The Invention that Changed the World.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 14, 2018 11:11 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 11:11 PM (qJtVm)
*head pat*
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 11:12 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 11:12 PM (xBhYE)
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 14, 2018 11:12 PM (L5VHP)
Loved "Rendezvous with Rama".
Posted by: The Hat that comes in threes at April 14, 2018 10:52 PM (itfg0)
I read that, and enjoyed it. I have never read the sequel, but have heard it is disappointing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2018 11:12 PM (vUFR0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 11:13 PM (SKt1u)
Yeah, NaCly, Rescue Party was a good one.
Another long time favorite is Superiority.
G'night, Slap !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 14, 2018 11:13 PM (Mbmmf)
years. It's been adjusted a few times but doc says I am on the right
dose. Just had bloodwork done.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:10 PM (dUJdY)
Sorry, I'm a newbie to this stuff.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 11:13 PM (Vz8kB)
Totally agree. My back surgery is a perfect example which I wont do into now. But suffice to say.. no surgery is without risk. None.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:14 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2018 11:11 PM (qJtVm)
-----------------------------
Sounds like a great idea for a story. Whatever shall I call it?
Posted by: Charles Dickens at April 14, 2018 11:14 PM (WEBkv)
gentleman in his late 50s/early 50s, came to our famous, and mostly
deservedly so, hospital to have dual hip replacement surgery done"
Any surgery that requires mechanics tools and carpenters hammers is not routine.
Posted by: X-ray at April 14, 2018 11:14 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at April 14, 2018 11:15 PM (lQuiT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 11:04 PM (xBhYE)
Not... THE COMFY CHAIR!!1!
Posted by: Cardinal Fang at April 14, 2018 11:15 PM (itfg0)
monday, someone thought to run a blood level. it was well into toxic range. WELL into it. they D/Ced the drip. then waited for the body to filter it out, then ran an EEG: flat line... 0 brain activity.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 14, 2018 11:10 PM (L5VHP)
What caused the blood to be toxic?
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2018 11:15 PM (XT3kS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 14, 2018 11:15 PM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: Kahlua Baileys at April 14, 2018 11:01 PM (FRLeJ)
He does, and was here this evening, but posted that he was retiring early to bed to fight a cold.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2018 11:15 PM (vUFR0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 14, 2018 11:15 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:08 PM (dUJdY)
It's a mountain, with the sun rising behind the summit. The script is inch by inch, day by day I will make this mountain mine. Soli Deo Gloria.
It's my daily reminder that I will make it. The sun reminds me that God is there and beauty are there despite the pain. In black and grey with a little bit of white and orange. Locate on my upper leg.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 11:17 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2018 11:17 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 14, 2018 11:18 PM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 14, 2018 11:15 PM (KP5rU)
I initially read that as "... with gusts up to total bullshit."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 11:18 PM (SKt1u)
*gasp*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 14, 2018 11:18 PM (Mbmmf)
Hey that's my IP address.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 14, 2018 11:19 PM (T71PA)
I just haven't talked to him in a while and wanted to check in. I tried calling earlier, but if he isn't feeling well, I'll say a prayer and wait until tomorrow to try again.
Posted by: Kahlua & Baileys at April 14, 2018 11:19 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 14, 2018 11:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 14, 2018 11:19 PM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2018 11:20 PM (vUFR0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 14, 2018 11:20 PM (xBhYE)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:15 PM (dUJdY)
Thyroid, is that like boobs?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2018 11:21 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 14, 2018 11:15 PM (KP5rU)
But luckily, it's been the warmest winter in recorded history!
Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2018 11:21 PM (sdi6R)
A small prayer request, it's an odd one.
I'm in love with this girl. She knows it. She doesn't feel the same but we've become good friends nevertheless. My crush on her is sort of an inside joke at this point. It stings, but I'm happy to know her regardless.
Today she discovered that her boyfriend has been lying and cheating, and she's absolutely shattered.
Surely you can imagine the conflict inside me, but my heart truly aches for her.
Please pray for God to give her strength and wisdom, she's experiencing profound pain right now. Her name is Miranda.
Posted by: Johnny at April 14, 2018 11:22 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 14, 2018 11:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 14, 2018 11:15 PM (KP5rU)
I initially read that as "... with gusts up to total bullshit."
Posted by: Aetius451AD
THAT'S windy!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2018 11:23 PM (YY9Va)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2018 11:23 PM (L5VHP)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:15 PM (dUJdY)
Thanks. It's amazing how something so small in the body can wreak so much havoc if it's out of sorts.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 11:23 PM (Vz8kB)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 14, 2018 11:23 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 11:03 PM (nBr1j)
Howabout "regerts"? Do you have regerts?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2018 11:24 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Johnny at April 14, 2018 11:22 PM (kUotE)
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not to worry, i will comfort her...
Posted by: Paolo at April 14, 2018 11:25 PM (L5VHP)
Posted by: Johnny at April 14, 2018 11:25 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Johnny at April 14, 2018 11:22 PM (kUotE)
Will do and add if she is right for you that you catch her when she falls.
Posted by: X-ray at April 14, 2018 11:25 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Charles Dickens at April 14, 2018 11:14 PM (WEBkv)
Detective Pip and the Mystery of the Haunted Whorehouse.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 11:25 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Johnny at April 14, 2018 11:25 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2018 11:26 PM (L5VHP)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 14, 2018 11:26 PM (IYHxL)
Seeya inna mornin' !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 14, 2018 11:26 PM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: Johnny at April 14, 2018 11:27 PM (kUotE)
Seeya inna mornin' !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 14, 2018 11:26 PM (Mbmmf)
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 11:27 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:27 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 11:28 PM (Vz8kB)
Interpret that however you like.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2018 10:44 PM (0jtPF)
++++
She's not a bad looking woman. When she was younger, she had that awful hair. Very long and straight and hid her face. The shorter hairstyles complement her looks immensely.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2018 11:28 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 11:28 PM (Vz8kB)
OK, but nobody else. Seriously.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 11:29 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 11:31 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 11:28 PM (Vz8kB)
OK, but nobody else. Seriously.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 11:29 PM (y87Qq)
Carry on.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2018 11:31 PM (Vz8kB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 11:31 PM (SKt1u)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 11:32 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 14, 2018 11:32 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: who am I to argue? at April 14, 2018 11:32 PM (ZRmv0)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 14, 2018 11:33 PM (S/hVx)
*harks carefully*
Mine's telling me it wants more Cheetos.
Posted by: who am I to argue? at April 14, 2018 11:32 PM (ZRmv0)
Mine is telling me it is tired of watching training videos. That I need to do my taxes and renew my car registration. Also a drink falls in there somewhere.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 11:34 PM (SKt1u)
"Welcome to our Star Hotel, please obey the Thai rules during your staying in our hotel. Take all the drugs you want, but to make sure your whoring is of the appropriate age and expected gender. Most of them ain't."
Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2018 11:35 PM (JGBbg)
*harks carefully*
Mine's telling me it wants more Cheetos.
Posted by: who am I to argue? at April 14, 2018 11:32 PM (ZRmv0)
Mine wants a rare ribeye steak and a baked potato. The Cheetos last better in the pantry so more likely.
Posted by: X-ray at April 14, 2018 11:37 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Johnny at April 14, 2018 11:38 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: rickl
eh, you'll probably need the penicillin soon enough ...
Posted by: Adriane the Tourist Trap Critic ... at April 14, 2018 11:38 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 11:39 PM (y87Qq)
Turn your radio off, please...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 14, 2018 11:39 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 14, 2018 11:39 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 14, 2018 11:39 PM (84F5k)
of course, what i know about wimmens and dating could be spray painted on the head of a pin. that i'm even with someone is a miracle, and, if something happens to this relationship, it'll just be me, Rosie and her 5 sisters until i am found dead in my cardboard box tucked away somewhere, partially eaten by various small and medium sized scavengers.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2018 11:41 PM (L5VHP)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2018 11:42 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2018 11:42 PM (0jtPF)
No, I haven't. And hello yourself!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 11:43 PM (SKt1u)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2018 11:45 PM (0jtPF)
You're around Manashtash Ridge? That's where Mel's Hole is.
Posted by: Winston at April 14, 2018 11:46 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: X-ray at April 14, 2018 11:37 PM (TGrKk)
---
almost what we're having here tonight. NY strip, and it's now time to go put the cooking grill on the fire, as the petroleum shit should have burned off the 2nd charcoal grill i put inside the new Weber.
i turn them 90* from the first one, so the coals don't fall through as fast, making the fire more stable. baked tater is in the oven, holding at 250*. sharp cheddar cheese and butter for me on the tater, and maybe a veggie. that and a red wine from Paso Robles is our menu tonight. dessert will be MOAR scotch and water.
BIAB
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2018 11:46 PM (L5VHP)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 14, 2018 11:47 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 11:48 PM (SKt1u)
Dinner tonight: margarine-grilled catfish filet, cajun/garlic seasonings, topped with a red pepper and onion finishing sauce.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 11:48 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 14, 2018 11:39 PM (H5knJ)
How about you give that cat a break, man. He's doing his damn best.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 11:49 PM (y87Qq)
Here is "The Titanic Overture" by W.A.S.P.:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzlp5K66Ank
Posted by: The Titanic Hat at April 14, 2018 11:50 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
FIFY
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 11:50 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 14, 2018 11:50 PM (84F5k)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
FIFY
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 11:50 PM (eMKNe)
Trump should be thrown in there somewhere.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 11:51 PM (SKt1u)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 14, 2018 11:51 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 11:51 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Johnny at April 14, 2018 11:51 PM (kUotE)
Med Rare Tri Tip... and loaded Baked Potatoes...
And tomorrow? Tri Tip Sandwiches....
Posted by: Don Q. at April 14, 2018 11:53 PM (NgKpN)
"So sorry to hear about your heartbreak. How about we talk about it while you're upstairs at my apartment, looking at my etchings?"
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2018 11:53 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 14, 2018 11:55 PM (SKt1u)
Posted by: Johnny at April 14, 2018 11:58 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: X-ray at April 14, 2018 11:59 PM (TGrKk)
"Dear Donald,
...We will be with you and the country in spirit. I want you to know that I wish you the very best as you begin this incredible journey of leading our great country. If I can ever be of help, please let me know."
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 15, 2018 12:01 AM (Ndje9)
"
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be
used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an
attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you by the
court. With these rights in mind, are you still willing to talk with me
about the charges against you?"
Posted by: Cop at April 15, 2018 12:02 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2018 12:05 AM (eMKNe)
lighter fluid is an abomination before G*d. get thee a chimney and use news paper to light the stuff.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2018 12:05 AM (L5VHP)
Posted by: son-of-ceviche at April 15, 2018 12:05 AM (L5TUt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2018 12:06 AM (eMKNe)
Anyway, she could end up seeing him more. Forgiving him. I couldn't do it, but some women do.
If she's strong and assertive she'll get through it. It'll take awhile though. Maybe some ice cream and drunken nights with gfs.
You get yourself in the strangest situations Johnny.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 12:07 AM (4Vu64)
"I'm so sick of women's excuses for not having sex! 'I'm tired,' 'I have a headache,' 'I'm your sister'..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2018 12:09 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: tbodie at April 15, 2018 12:10 AM (tu/2g)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 15, 2018 12:11 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2018 12:05 AM (L5VHP)
If I am doing all day smoking I light a separate fire in the fire pit and transfer coals for heat.
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 12:11 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 12:07 AM (4Vu64)
I wasn't gonna say it, but...
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2018 12:12 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 15, 2018 12:13 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 15, 2018 12:11 AM (/qEW2)
One suspects there is a Latin root involved (as well as a tap root).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2018 12:15 AM (vUFR0)
I posted in the comments, "I'm still waiting for a satisfactory explanation as to why Superman wears his underwear on the outside of his tights. Maybe he's secretly a crossdressing figure skater?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2018 12:16 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 12:07 AM (4Vu64)
I wasn't gonna say it, but...
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2018 12:12 AM (y87Qq)
Hope I didn't hurt his feelings. It wasn't a criticism, just an observation.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 12:17 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2018 12:15 AM (vUFR0)
Greek, according to etymonline.com:
https://www.etymonline.com/word/carrot
https://www.etymonline.com/word/carotene
p.s. I want to have etymonline.com's babies.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2018 12:18 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2018 12:05 AM (L5VHP)
I bought some "green" lighter fluid at WalMart. I'd swear the stuff is plain bio-diesel. Smells nasty. It burned off OK, but it smells like a restaurant grease bin. I would prefer the smell of petro-based fluid, frankly. It's natural; comes from the ert.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2018 12:18 AM (vUFR0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2018 12:09 AM (eMKNe)
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"you don't make enough money...."
and then get offended when you mention the name for women who have sex with men because they spend money on them.
True Story.
i've NEVER understood why wimmens, especially feminazi wimmens are so pissed off: they have half the money and ALL the pussy.
and yet they are STILL bitchy.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2018 12:22 AM (L5VHP)
This. A thousand times this. $10 at any big box store. You will never use chemical fluid starters again.
Posted by: Kahlua & Baileys at April 15, 2018 12:22 AM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 12:17 AM (4Vu64)
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if he didn't lose his shit at "Paolo", you should be good to go.
dinner in naow ready, so BIAB.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2018 12:23 AM (L5VHP)
https://www.etymonline.com/word/carrot
https://www.etymonline.com/word/carotene
p.s. I want to have etymonline.com's babies.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2018 12:18 AM (y87Qq)
Heh. Greek, by way of Latin. Covers all the bases. I see they mentioned the old "carrots are good for night vision" gag. A friend of mine, a pilot, would pull a joke every now and then: he'd remark, "They say carrots are good for eyesight, but I tried them, and I can't see a damned thing." While wearing a pair of "glasses" made from bent wire, and two slices cut from a large carrot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2018 12:24 AM (vUFR0)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 12:24 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at April 15, 2018 12:26 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 15, 2018 12:26 AM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2018 12:24 AM (vUFR0)
Yep, and all the way back to proto-Indo-European. Love that site.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2018 12:27 AM (y87Qq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgn_aNCBXKw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2018 12:27 AM (vUFR0)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 12:28 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2018 12:32 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 12:07 AM (4Vu64)
To be fair, he did resist for a few seconds.
Posted by: That guy who hid in the closet and deflowered johnny at April 15, 2018 12:32 AM (0wm3C)
have so much love to give and instead of being lonely I've chosen to
provide as much love and joy to others as I can as long as I'm on this
earth.
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 12:28 AM (kUotE)
Johnny I'm gonna guess you are younger than 29. These feelings you have will fade as you get older.
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 12:33 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at April 15, 2018 12:26 AM (H80UQ)
FWIW lots of European countries have a 15 or 25 year sentence as the maximum, but it can be extended by increments indefinitely. Anders Behring Breivik isn't leaving prison alive, for example, they'll probably just punch his card again when it comes up with a hearing as a formality.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2018 12:33 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 12:33 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 15, 2018 12:34 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2018 12:36 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 15, 2018 12:11 AM (/qEW2)
That's because carrot is a corruption of caroroot, meaning a root vegetable with carotene. It got shortened over the years and lost some o's.
OK, that's completely made up bullshit. But I'm going to stick with it anyway.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 15, 2018 12:36 AM (tMFgx)
Posted by: That guy with a sound proof dungeon at April 15, 2018 12:37 AM (0wm3C)
just like your ability to have sex! oh it happens to all of us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2018 12:38 AM (V2Yro)
No I'm 37. Wasted 10 years on a big huge mistake. Not really filled with optimism at this point.
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 12:39 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2018 12:36 AM (V2Yro)
a.k.a. The Most Dangerous Game.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2018 12:40 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2018 12:41 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2018 12:43 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2018 12:38 AM (V2Yro)
In my 50s single and divorced twice so this comment hits too close to home. I'd do a smiley but not savy enough.
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 12:44 AM (TGrKk)
Ya know, there are other people that need to be loved. You could use it in some charity work.
Look, some actor just got married and had his first kid at 65.
So you don't have a time clock ticking.
Maybe you could expand your dating pool a bit, bcz it seems the ones you are finding are unattainable or loco.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 12:45 AM (4Vu64)
Re: Morons in NYC
I grew up in the Bronx of the '50s and '60s. Back there and then, the local bars stayed open until 4am at which time they had to close for two hours with the day-guy re-opening at 6am. if you were a regular, it was not unusual for the bartender to let you crawl into a booth for a nap.
Posted by: 11B40 at April 15, 2018 12:46 AM (evgyj)
The latest plan to attack Syria is to drive by Assad's house, honk the horn and give him the finger, followed later by a flaming bag on his porch. Film at 11.
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 15, 2018 12:46 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Pat* at April 15, 2018 12:47 AM (2pX/F)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=immnIymQoVw
TESS is scheduled to launch Monday evening at 6:32 pm EDT.
There are also a number of shorter videos about it on YouTube. I'll try to link some of them tomorrow, but I'm going to call it a night for now.
Posted by: rickl at April 15, 2018 12:47 AM (sdi6R)
Reading a thread at Quora: "What's the most disturbing song you've ever heard?"
Lots of hardcore metal songs being cited, as well as Eminem...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2018 12:48 AM (eMKNe)
Look, some actor just got married and had his first kid at 65.
Tony Randall had a kid at 77 which was stupid.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2018 12:48 AM (IqV8l)
Bloodrock DOA.Posted by: Burger Chef at April 15, 2018 12:50 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2018 12:51 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 15, 2018 12:34 AM (IcT7t)"
OK. That was fricking hilarious.
I wish I had a backchannel contact for you.
Please tell your nerd buddy I said Hi & I miss him next time you two have lunch. You know, the one with tentacles
Posted by: Kahlua & Baileys at April 15, 2018 12:51 AM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 12:51 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2018 12:48 AM (IqV8l)
Yes, it was. But at least he had the money so when he died so they weren't provided for.
Jeff Goldburg (?) is who I was thinking about. But he is so youthful, full of energy...he can handle it. There is Michael Douglas and a few others who can pull off late fatherhood because of genetics.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 12:54 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2018 12:54 AM (vUFR0)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 12:54 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 12:55 AM (4Vu64)
* * *
Maybe "Everything" by Dave Navarro. A bit of the lyrics:
I want to taste your saliva
I wish that you were my daughter
I wish that I was your father
We could keep secrets
Great album though. I wish he'd done more solo work.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 15, 2018 12:56 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 12:56 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 12:57 AM (4Vu64)
Huh.
And here I thought the siphonophore was that Ben Franklin mechanism that played tones on wineglasses.
Oh. Aloha, y'all. What's the bz?
Posted by: mindful webworker - back from the past at April 15, 2018 12:58 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 01:00 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 12:51 AM (kUotE)
That very, very picky thing may make it very, very hard for you to connect with someone. Especially if it is physically dependent.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 01:00 AM (4Vu64)
Now that was the kind of man who built 'Merica!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2018 01:00 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2018 01:03 AM (eMKNe)
Hotel California, by the Eagles.
Oookay...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2018 01:04 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 01:04 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 01:06 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Johnny at April
the ont is the province of intjs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 01:07 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 01:07 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 01:07 AM (MTjB1)
I'm INTP. We're good at crossword puzzles and can be defeated by those little games where you have to catch the ball in the cup. We are compatible with Rats but not Monkeys.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2018 01:08 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 15, 2018 01:09 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 01:09 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2018 01:00 AM (V2Yro)
The marrying a 14 year old seems pretty creepy now. But back then having food and safety was a big deal for a 14 year old female. So creepy but better than some of the other options.
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 01:12 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 01:04 AM (kUotE)
Well, is there a Big Brother program by you? Or a United Way program? Because a woman can feel desperation, or feel overwhelmed by all that love, so maybe have some other interests instead of focusing on a girl. You could meet some people that way too...volunteering. Maybe find some other purposes for yourself.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 01:12 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 01:12 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 01:12 AM (TGrKk)
Yes. And maybe there weren't a lot options...who knows the backstory. I'm soooo glad I was born then.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 01:14 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: hogmartin at April
do you mean the chinese zodiac rats and monkeys?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 01:15 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 01:15 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 01:14 AM (4Vu64)
Or in the ME today.
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 01:17 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 01:17 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 01:15 AM (MTjB1)
Inasmuch as any of that was meant seriously, yes.
I actually don't know what the INTP traits are supposed to be, that's just what I always got categorized as whenever we took the questionnaire in those work seminars. I just remember it as "I Need Toilet Paper".
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2018 01:18 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla
-----------
*does the math*
You're not 29 ,are you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2018 01:18 AM (cp1if)
By the time he died, he owned several thousand acres of prime farmland in the Cumberland area of Kentucky. (Advantage of getting their early, having powerful friends and a lot of strong sons) When he died, she was still in her 30's and she inherited most all of it.
So don't feel sorry for her - she went from a poor barefoot frontier girl to one of the richest women in the county in just a little over 20 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2018 01:19 AM (V2Yro)
Now that was the kind of man who built 'Merica!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2018 01:00 AM (V2Yro)
My great great grandfather on my mom's side had a family in Norway--wife and 8 sons. He left for the US promising to send for them when he had the cash. He never did. Instead, he married again, and produced a family of seven kids, never telling his new wife about his old family.
Probably a good thing there wasn't phone service, or Skype.
Anywho, two families, one old world and one new world, and not discovered until somebody started genealogy and tracked this old billy goat down.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2018 01:20 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2018 01:18 AM (cp1if)
She is, but not in people years.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2018 01:21 AM (y87Qq)
I actually don't know what the INTP traits are supposed to be, that's just what I always got categorized as whenever we took the questionnaire in those work seminars. I just remember it as "I Need Toilet Paper".
Posted by: hogmartin at April
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 01:21 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 01:21 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2018 01:22 AM (y87Qq)
As they say, ^^this^^!! Oceans are why we have swimming pools.
I used to think lakes were okay, but even those...
Of course, where I was raised, and live, the "waves" are of grain or prairie grass. You could still get stung by the Dakota man o'wars, but likely won't drown.
We did live fourteen years on the shores of Lake Michigan, and we even let our children frolic in the foam, but, like everything in Chicago, it was terrifying. Still amazed we all survived.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at April 15, 2018 01:23 AM (ATv6t)
Others've pointed out that she actually got a good deal. Past=different planet and all that, fourteen was not as much of a child in old days. She was more woman ready for life than most college gals today, I'd wager. And, no, sorry, May-December with an older man is not the same as with an older woman. Neither in vigor nor reproduction. Sorry, but also viva la difference.
And, gotta say, with that many kids, there's probably a lot of folks today, besides Tom Servo's wife, who had Achilles for an ancestor!!
Posted by: mindful webworker has one grandchild so far... at April 15, 2018 01:30 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 15, 2018 01:30 AM (DefRK)
Michigan, and we even let our children frolic in the foam, but, like
everything in Chicago, it was terrifying. Still amazed we all survived.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at April 15, 2018 01:23 AM (ATv6t)
My dad had a house on the shore of Lake Michigan. Just outside Muskegon. Don't remember the water being something to fear just cold all summer. Not Superior cold just swimming cold.
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 01:32 AM (TGrKk)
My mild claustrophobia could rapidly get acute in a space travel scenario. Maybe on the Enterprise. No, that's just like being on a cruise ship. Still out there.
I know the solid rocky center of a continent is no guarantee of survival, but it just seems more likely.
Posted by: mindful webworker griping at the food synthesizer at April 15, 2018 01:34 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 01:17 AM (kUotE)
Well, it takes awhile to build those, they don't happen overnight. Join a men's sports league or something. Or men's bible study if you are a Churchgoer.
If you don't want to repeat those same wasted 10 years you are gonna need to do something different. And I can't stress enough that a woman will be turned off by any desperation for love vibe you give off. And you probably are. So re-direct your energies.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 01:34 AM (4Vu64)
Two words.
Christy Brinkley.
Posted by: Kahlua & Baileys at April 15, 2018 01:34 AM (FRLeJ)
In the meantime, thanks for the fun chat tonight everyone, happy Sunday, and see you soon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2018 01:37 AM (eMKNe)
First letter is Introvert/Extrovert most people know what that means
Second letter is Intuition/Sensing it has to do with how you take in information
Third is Thinking/Feeling having to do with how you make decisions
Fourth is Judging/Percieving - It's a little obscure but judging is if you like to have a plan, some vision for how things should go, perceiving is when you're kind of lazzaiz-faire, sort of just along for the ride, winging it.
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 01:41 AM (kUotE)
Christy Brinkley.
Posted by: Kahlua & Baileys at April 15, 2018 01:34 AM (FRLeJ)
Yep, ya got me there.
But in pioneer days, no plastic surgery, and hard work.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 01:41 AM (4Vu64)
Two words.
Christy Brinkley.
Posted by: Kahlua & Baileys
* * *
I'd rather not have a candid conversation about Helen Mirren. But even now . . .
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 15, 2018 01:41 AM (H5knJ)
Warm house with food in the pantry. Not to bad prior to 1940. Hell I knew rural family's that didn't have indoor plumbing and electricity until the 1960s
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 01:41 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2018 01:37 AM (eMKNe)
That sounds like an answer to a question nobody asked. They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2018 01:42 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 01:43 AM (kUotE)
Yeah, screen door/hurricane and all that.
Posted by: Kahlua & Baileys at April 15, 2018 01:45 AM (FRLeJ)
:-)
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 01:43 AM (kUotE)
Look at me as a sister who is trying to steer you away from more heartache.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 01:46 AM (4Vu64)
And who was brave enough to pick it up and put it in the sleepers?
The grenade launcher thing. Don't want to be in charge of feeding out line. Looks like a real finger shredder. Get a wire reel and let it spool out.
Commentary off.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 15, 2018 01:46 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 01:48 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 01:52 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 15, 2018 01:52 AM (e1mEI)
Some say true love is a mirage, seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert.
Posted by: Johnny at April 15, 2018 01:54 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 01:56 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2018 01:57 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 01:56 AM (TGrKk)
Look on the bright side:
Good dream- Christie Brinkley
Bad dream/Nightmare- Helen Thomas
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2018 01:58 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: party mode at April 15, 2018 01:58 AM (ZRmv0)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 02:00 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 01:56 AM (TGrKk)
Look on the bright side:
Good dream- Christie Brinkley
Bad dream/Nightmare- Helen Thomas
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2018 01:58 AM (ycWCI)
lol
You guys are so funny.
Don't forget Hillary as an option.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:01 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at April 15, 2018 02:02 AM (JHwDP)
Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott are both in their 70's.
Admit it - you still crush on both of them.
Mike Rowe is almost 60. Age doesn't matter, dammit.
Posted by: Kahlua & Baileys at April 15, 2018 02:03 AM (FRLeJ)
Still at 65, which would have been what, 1985:
Helen Thomas with Reagan:
https://tinyurl.com/y82qxl73
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2018 02:04 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 02:04 AM (TGrKk)
https://youtu.be/K5KAc5CoCuk
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2018 02:05 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2018 02:05 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Shopgirl at April
groupie?
have included the // tags even though I despise them as weakness on the behalf of me and the horde. but really wanted to write the comment so
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:05 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2018 02:06 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at April
how many ways can that go wrong?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:06 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:09 AM (MTjB1)
Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott are both in their 70's.
Admit it - you still crush on both of them.
Mike Rowe is almost 60. Age doesn't matter, dammit.
Posted by: Kahlua & Baileys at April 15, 2018 02:03 AM (FRLeJ)
Ya know, I was trying to think of some 65 yo men.
Tom Selleck looks like Barnabas Collins from Dark Shadows now. So...no. But back in the day...gorgeous.
Sam Elliot. I think I liked him. Drawing a blank. Will need to look. But 70 yo. I just couldn't. Mike Rowe is good looking, yes.
This conversation is taking a disturbing turn.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:10 AM (4Vu64)
Germany wears the hairshirt to this day, to the point of national suicide, while Japan holds the attitude of "what atrocities?" and acts as if the nukes were dropped on them for no reason.
Posted by: Fortunato at April 15, 2018 02:10 AM (h1qtI)
Sorry, I mean Lewis Hamilton's great "skill".
Really, that's what I mean.
Posted by: no really at April 15, 2018 02:10 AM (ZRmv0)
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 15, 2018 02:12 AM (DefRK)
https://tinyurl.com/y7xe4tub
https://tinyurl.com/yaxz69yr
https://tinyurl.com/lbzevmv
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2018 02:13 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Shopgirl at April
less asking more suggesting. //
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:13 AM (MTjB1)
Not optimal.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 01:07 AM (4Vu64)
---
ageist.
why not?
plenty of hawt 65 yo's out there, and, if she's willing and knowledgeable, only a fool would complain.
IMHO, of course.
YMMV.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2018 02:14 AM (L5VHP)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2018 02:15 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2018 02:16 AM (ycWCI)
suicide, while Japan holds the attitude of "what atrocities?" and acts
as if the nukes were dropped on them for no reason.
You don't think Japan is still committing national suicide anyway?
Posted by: self-extinguishing birth rates at April 15, 2018 02:17 AM (ZRmv0)
I sensed a disturbance in the horn-force. Someone posted a pic of Denise Milani's boobs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2018 02:15 AM (8O3HH)
You begin to understand...
You have taken your first steps into a much larger universe... MUCH larger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2018 02:17 AM (ycWCI)
And here's Christie Brinkley's SI photoshoot last year, at age 63. With her two daughters.
Yes, there are 14-yr old boys who are happily fouling the ficus to granny there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2018 02:18 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:18 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: self-extinguishing birth rates at April 15, 2018 02:17 AM (ZRmv0)
Japan is a really interesting case. It seems to be a study in a nation intentionally scrubbing their own history in order to mold their populace, but it has had unintended consequences.
The other thing is it seems to be a study of contrasts. I have known young Japanese guys who are vital, have wives and lots of kids. It is not all of them dying out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2018 02:19 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2018 02:21 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2018 02:21 AM (8O3HH)
Don't know about you, but that's still Rock and Roll to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2018 02:23 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:23 AM (Ckg4U)
Not optimal.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April
well, depends, not if she is wearing them, but if she is hot, filthy, depraved? why not?
you have clearly never been a guy of any age.
why would some 65 year old guy want to put up with some stupid 14 year old girl? they are bad enough when you are 14 but the enormity of the stupidity he would have to suffer is horrible.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:24 AM (MTjB1)
*wipes down bar top*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:18 AM (Ckg4U)
Got anything stronger ? I have big problems Bartender.
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 02:24 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2018 02:25 AM (aC6Sd)
Thanks.
Image-search (at yuor own riks) Helen Thomas and Kennedy. She was almost cute or something back then.
Posted by: mindful webworker getting older rapidly at April 15, 2018 02:25 AM (ATv6t)
Things are waaayyyyy different today.
So I won't engage in the whole underage thing in present time. Which I find despicable and unlawful anyway.
Pioneer Days.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:25 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:26 AM (MTjB1)
-Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 02:24 AM (TGrKk)
Whatcha-whatcha-whatcha want?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru3gH27Fn6E
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:27 AM (Ckg4U)
some stupid 14 year old girl? they are bad enough when you are 14 but
the enormity of the stupidity he would have to suffer is horrible.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:24 AM (MTjB1)
The time that this happend was way before Facebook.
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 02:27 AM (TGrKk)
Things are waaayyyyy different today.
So I won't engage in the whole underage thing in present time. Which I find despicable and unlawful anyway.
Pioneer Days.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel
the underage thing doesn't really matter in this discussion anyway since it is not a question about now but then. If it was legal then then that is all that matters.
was there some indication that he was forcing her to do something against her will before or after marriage?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:28 AM (MTjB1)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:26 AM (MTjB1)
...or a belt sander.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:28 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: X-ray at April
well, you think it is bad having to watch someone take a picture of their lunch to put on facebook, think how much it would suck having to wait for them to do a watercolor.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:30 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:24 AM (MTjB1)
That is true enough now. But Pioneer days there was respect for elders and all that stuff. Way different time. She would have a ton of work to do, very responsible. Hard time. Hard work. Survival. Kids. Today we have spoiled brats.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:30 AM (4Vu64)
https://tinyurl.com/ya4mr89j
and for the 'ettes:
https://tinyurl.com/y7qmet9o
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2018 02:31 AM (ycWCI)
Image-search (at yuor own riks) Helen Thomas and Kennedy. She was almost cute or something back then.
Posted by: mindful webworker getting older rapidly at April 15, 2018 02:25 AM (ATv6t)
I saw that one. She still looks like she could crack your skull with her nose and start feasting on your brain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2018 02:32 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 02:33 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:34 AM (Ckg4U)
The legal age of marriage in most states is 18. There are two that make it a little higher. But, the are parental consent and judicial consent exceptions that have allowed them to be very young, in some cases, no age limit at all.
There has been some movement to change that, but only recently.
In Tennessee, there were 3 marriages of *10 yr old* girls to men over 21. Don't believe me, look it up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2018 02:34 AM (8O3HH)
Thanks. Such impressive self-maintenance I blogged it on my Other People's Stuff thing.
https://mindfulwebworker.wordpress.com/
2018/04/15/christie-brinkley-and-daughters/
Posted by: mindful webworker admires health at April 15, 2018 02:34 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:35 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:35 AM (MTjB1)
was there some indication that he was forcing her to do something against her will before or after marriage?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:28 AM (MTjB1)
The conversation did veer off in present day, so it did matter in the discussion. Which is why I reminded people.
And I have no idea about the other stuff. Who knows. But I did get schooled in how different those times were, and how she made out really well.
So now I wish I hadn't brought the whole thing up.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:35 AM (4Vu64)
Christ, it's about time you showed. I couldn't find the keys to the tequila cabinet the other day, and you were nowhere to be found.
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 15, 2018 02:37 AM (DefRK)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April
well, who knows? might have been great, might have been miserable. the speculation is always fun.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:37 AM (MTjB1)
Hard to tell if it will be enough vs Mercedes' Monster car and SuperShit drivers.
Posted by: Hamilton's luck at April 15, 2018 02:37 AM (ZRmv0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:38 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2018 02:34 AM (8O3HH)
Why would I want to look that up? Still Pedophilia, whether legal or not.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:38 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:39 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 15, 2018 02:39 AM (IYHxL)
Patron?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:38 AM (Ckg4U)
Give me the whole bottle.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:39 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:39 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 15, 2018 02:40 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 02:40 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: prof disarray
No, it's okay, I'd say. Different eras, cultures, times, attitudes. It's good to remember historical and cultural contexts matter because, otherwise, you have folks tearing down the Jefferson Memorial because he owned slaves, and crap like that.
Posted by: mindful webworker - lost to history at April 15, 2018 02:41 AM (ATv6t)
-Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:39 AM (4Vu64)
Dear Lord, what the hell happened?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:41 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2018 02:41 AM (aC6Sd)
-Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 15, 2018 02:39 AM (IYHxL)
*taps mug against computer screen*
...hell, yeah!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:42 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: no, no, Toto, you're really the underdog at April 15, 2018 02:44 AM (ZRmv0)
-Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:39 AM (4Vu64)
Dear Lord, what the hell happened?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:41 AM (Ckg4U)
lol
An ice cold beer would be better.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:44 AM (4Vu64)
Posted by: prof disarray
seriously, the ont verbal krag fu is half the reason to come here. would happily take the other side for s&g.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:44 AM (MTjB1)
...on the House.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhqyZeUlE8U
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:44 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:39 AM (4Vu64)
Dear Lord, what the hell happened?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:41 AM (Ckg4U)
I think it's because she's hot for some 65 year old dude.
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 02:45 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: no, I swear, it's such a wonderful story at April 15, 2018 02:45 AM (ZRmv0)
504 After reading the survival at sea stories it's clear that whales are assholes. So many boats sunk by stupid whales.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 15, 2018 02:40 AM (bML9A)
Horny is not spelled stupid.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 15, 2018 02:45 AM (e1mEI)
An ice cold beer would be better."
-Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:44 AM (4Vu64)
We got those.
*slides Your Favorite Brand down the bar*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:46 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 15, 2018 02:46 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2018 02:46 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: no, no, Toto, you're really the underdog at April
wow, don't google "BBC c*cksmokers", yeesh.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:46 AM (MTjB1)
-Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 02:45 AM (TGrKk)
I like older women, so there's that.
...they make beautiful lovers, as someone once sang.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:47 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: such a great tale at April 15, 2018 02:47 AM (ZRmv0)
>> whether legal or not.
I'm not defending it. It makes me sick, and those Tennessee cases were in 2001, which is one on the incidents that prompted that movement to raise the age.
My point was that many don't realize it has still been legal here in the US. Rare but still legal.
My paternal grandmother, born in 1893 was married at 16, to my grandfather was 19, just before his 20th birthday. I think they were worried she was gonna be an old maid.
Funny thing was, when one of her granddaughters was going to get married around age 22, she screamed, "That's too young!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2018 02:48 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 02:48 AM (TGrKk)
No kidding.
If anybody skipped the design fails link, go check it out. Speaking as a fan of the medium of cartoonery, 15. Salt Of The Earth is my favorite. But 22. Pie Oh My is the most horrifying.
Posted by: mindful webworker - send cash or jewelry 74005-1215 USA at April 15, 2018 02:48 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:47 AM (Ckg4U)
Was that Ben or Tom?
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 02:50 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:50 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 15, 2018 02:50 AM (bML9A)
...they make beautiful lovers, as someone once sang.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April
you know that the sound of creaking and cracking with during sex with someone that old is not from the bed.
"oh, oh,oh" is not the same when it is followed by "my hip!"
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:51 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: such a great tale at April
yes, because the strategy of go forward is so complicated. his gps out or something?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:52 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:52 AM (Ckg4U)
The best sex is in your 60's:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5346141/
Why? You're old enough to not give a shit and just enjoy it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2018 02:53 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 15, 2018 02:53 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: fascinating, really at April 15, 2018 02:54 AM (ZRmv0)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:55 AM (4Vu64)
So now I wish I hadn't brought the whole thing up.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 15, 2018 02:35 AM (4Vu64)
Think about after SMOD hits, or the Zombie Apocalypse, or WW3, or Super Volcano, or ...
Posted by: dDan at April 15, 2018 02:56 AM (hwYmz)
That's what booze is for.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 15, 2018 02:57 AM (IYHxL)
So now I wish I hadn't brought the whole thing up.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April
want to swap?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:57 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:57 AM (Ckg4U)
>> it on my Other People's Stuff thing.
Thanks for the hat tip.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2018 02:57 AM (8O3HH)
The next TWO bottles.
*grabs a Guinness for the road*
night all, thanks Slap
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 15, 2018 02:59 AM (DefRK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 03:00 AM (Ckg4U)
Because your so happy it didn't kill you?
I'm really too close to 60 to say that. But since that isn't something that's likely to kill this lonely old goat I'll go with it.
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 03:01 AM (TGrKk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYpaMeJm3ic
"Fighting the World"
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 03:02 AM (Ckg4U)
Such laws were incredibly oppressive, confusing, bizarre, and most importantly selectively enforced, and were only overturned when the state attorney began actually enforcing the law, and folks said enough, let booze be served as they do in civilized places.
But evil things can lead to good. I was in a bar with no little bottle and no membership, and there was a lovely young lady at the bar who said she was drinking tequila so I asked her to buy me a drink and it went well. Wonder where she is today.
So, a rum and oj in honor of that fine lass, please.
Posted by: mindful webworker - send money orders or small gifts 74005-1215 USA at April 15, 2018 03:04 AM (ATv6t)
after work, I was so tired I just went to sleep, and now I'm almost ready for sleep again after reading comments.
I'm a ENFJ. whatever it is, it didn't get me a second interview for a job I really wanted a couple years ago.
Posted by: booknlass at April 15, 2018 03:05 AM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 03:06 AM (Ckg4U)
Sure they are, Lewis. You're such an scrappy underdog. Try to stay in the top 10 in the greatest F1 car of all time, you plucky fighter!
Posted by: oh what a driver at April 15, 2018 03:07 AM (ZRmv0)
Because your so happy it didn't kill you?
I'm really too close to 60 to say that. But since that isn't something that's likely to kill this lonely old goat I'll go with it.
Posted by: X-ray at April
more likely because it is such a surprise when the opportunity presents.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 03:09 AM (MTjB1)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 03:09 AM (MTjB1)
"I have a boner?!?"
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 03:10 AM (Ckg4U)
Old Man #2: "No, it's Thursday."
Old Man #3: "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 03:13 AM (Ckg4U)
Slave Raider.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5v=x3YtYvkl9CQ
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 03:16 AM (TGrKk)
"Kingdom Come"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEGWbO91Lls
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 03:16 AM (Ckg4U)
God, the most dominant F1 car of all time, and you let that happen. You f*cking shit driver.
Posted by: shit driver is shit at April 15, 2018 03:17 AM (ZRmv0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 03:22 AM (Ckg4U)
You know what was good sex? The days we said, we will give our daughter a little sibling. Hearty, willing, happy, fertile, and doing it for what it's for. (Shoulda done more of that, and starting sooner, you realize too late.)
It was dark days, full of threats of WW3. We said, don't believe the dark predictions. We bet on a good future. We'll raise another soul for our Father.
We got twins.
* throws back the end of the rum & oj *
Thanks, Slapweasel.
* leaves wooden nickle on the bar *
Ugh. Late for me on my new early to bed&rise attempts.
See everybody in church tomorrow morning, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker - dad at April 15, 2018 03:24 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 03:27 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 03:28 AM (Ckg4U)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3YtYvkl9CQ
"Survival of the Fittest"
Not bad, Amigo.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 03:31 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 03:32 AM (TGrKk)
Three posts in-a-row means it is time for me to take my leave.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 03:32 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: ghost of mindful webworker at April 15, 2018 03:33 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: X-ray at April 15, 2018 03:35 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2018 03:37 AM (aC6Sd)
Torture. Yesterday and today. Yesterday, the pear of anguish. Today, singers on You Tube.
Kind of elides over the whole reason for inventing the narrative on torture devices. -> Revisionism ain't just a Roman invention.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2018 03:38 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2018 10:39 PM (dUJdY)
Here's a suggestion: Go dry for a month; mark a calendar with, say, checkmarks to keep track; and then stop and think and compare how you feel then with how you felt before. And if you decide, then, to stay dry, it's a lot easier to do with a dry month aleady done.
Posted by: m at April 15, 2018 03:43 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2018 03:43 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2018 03:46 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2018 03:57 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: ONT at April 15, 2018 04:00 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2018 12:24 AM (vUFR0)
According to the entry, the government lied to people for its own convenience. Shocker there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 15, 2018 04:10 AM (/qEW2)
Maybe the Japanese are canny enough to realize that they will be regarded as a "minority" and will thus get a pass, so they can dispense with the self flagellating bullshit.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 15, 2018 04:19 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2018 02:06 AM (MTjB1)
========
Now if Musk designed a solar powered car that won some major race, he might actually sell some cars and justify his grants.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 15, 2018 04:35 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 15, 2018 04:59 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2018 10:29 PM (y87Qq)
That has to be the UK. "Only cowards carry" with pics of screwdrivers and stuff. Unbelievable crazy.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 14, 2018 10:31 PM (4Vu64)
========
Let's extend that logic to other things. "Only cowards quit smoking". "Only cowards wear seatbelts". I wonder if these liberals would sign on to those as well.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 15, 2018 05:10 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2018 05:16 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Huma Abedin at April 15, 2018 05:21 AM (/qEW2)
1. that she has never directly heard or experienced any racist acts or slurs against any blacks, hispanics, etc.
2. her short list of countries to emigrate to includes australia, new zealand, iceland, etc.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 15, 2018 05:21 AM (Pg+x7)
The weather service predicts a foot of snow and the weather radar shows snow falling on my house but I look out the window and no snow! I don't know what to think.
I CAN'T TAKE THIS UNCERTAINTY MUCH LONGER
effity effity effity effity effity effity effity effity
Posted by: Skandia Recluse -barely woke at April 15, 2018 05:24 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 15, 2018 05:25 AM (Pg+x7)
I CAN'T TAKE THIS UNCERTAINTY MUCH LONGER
effity effity effity effity effity effity effity effity
Posted by: Skandia Recluse -barely woke at April 15, 2018 05:24 AM (roQNm)
Well Mr. Scandinavian Refugee, if you want warm weather you've come to the right place. It's probably much colder in Norway right now.
Posted by: Al Gore at April 15, 2018 05:30 AM (/qEW2)
Hillary's thighs, as I thrust faster and deeper.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at April 15, 2018 05:21
Ahhh, thanks a lot for that contribution, eeeeek.
On another note...the pet thread...
we have a couple of yappy shitty terriers next door. J got an anti-bark device cause our 2 have gotten in the habit of being too barky sometimes. She was using it out back and the neighbor saw. Yay, he wants to buy one now.
Heck, we should have bought him one when we got ours, LOL.
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2018 05:35 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 15, 2018 05:25 AM (Pg+x7)
She should go hitchhiking through lovely Afghanistan. It's a wonderful experience to free yourself from toxic Western bigotry and barbarity. Just ask Caitlan Coleman and Joshua Boyle.
Posted by: Taliban tourism board at April 15, 2018 05:35 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 15, 2018 05:43 AM (/qEW2)
That is thr question
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2018 05:44 AM (aC6Sd)
*wipes down bar top*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 15, 2018 02:18
Slap! Good to "see" you again. Hope all is well. I'll take that beer anytime tomorrow when I'm done w/ the finishing touches on my taxes.
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2018 05:44 AM (yJ1e6)
That is thr question
Posted by: Skip
I would like to say not to get up. Sadly, my bladder does not usually agree
Posted by: Bruce at April 15, 2018 05:46 AM (BdsCV)
That is thr question
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2018 05:44 AM (aC6Sd)
If misspelling counts as a factor, don't get up.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2018 05:47 AM (oD9Tw)
You off today? Just get up the same time regardless, or is it irregardless?
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2018 05:48 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Bruce at April 15, 2018 05:53 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Bruce at April 15, 2018 05:46
Know that story. People recommend Flomax but I really don't want to add to the cornucopia of drugs I'm already taking.
It's interesting to be 29+ a bunch.
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2018 05:53 AM (yJ1e6)
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