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Buck:
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The Morning Rant
"Freedom and security are inverse quantities. The more you have of one, the less you must necessarily have of the other. Freedom is dangerous. Freedom can get you hurt. Freedom can mean failure and bankruptcy and hard times. But if you trade your freedom for security, how can you be secure against those whom you have given it to?"
Two Different Destinations:
“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”(h/t josephistan)
― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago 1918-1956
Compare & Contrast -- Haiti vs. Dominican Republic:
This is an aerial view of the border between Haiti and the Dominican Republic. That barren, deforested area on the left is Haiti (annual income $729 per person). The forested area on the right is the Dominican Republic (annual income $6,909 per person). See also this graph. (h/t HumanProgress.org)
Sabo In Manhattan>
Going after Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg. That pic of Zuck, who looks like he has recently suffered a stroke, is a composite of his face and Senator Chuck Schumer's, each one molding into the other.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 11:25 AM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 11:25 AM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 11:25 AM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 11:25 AM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2018 11:27 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2018 11:27 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)
Is that it? I did not know that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 11:28 AM (ikoCs)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2018 11:28 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 06, 2018 11:28 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 06, 2018 11:28 AM (RD7QR)
They don't just trade THEIR Freedom for safety... they trade YOUR Freedom for the ILLUSION of their Safety.
Posted by: Don Q. at April 06, 2018 11:29 AM (NgKpN)
Some Ideas:
1. #AdamSchitt
2. Paleface Forktongue
3. (continue)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 11:29 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2018 11:29 AM (oVJmc)
What I'm wrong well I'll Zukenberg a banana and post my bananarama on WeinerNET.
Posted by: saf at April 06, 2018 11:29 AM (5IHGB)
(scribbles in notebook, nodding)
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 11:30 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Kenny Bania at April 06, 2018 11:30 AM (UJkYd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2018 11:30 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 06, 2018 11:30 AM (pw+jk)
"One doesn't have to go back to Garfield to find a time when everyone wanted to protect the nation from dysfunctional immigration -- the crime, the drug, the poverty, the wage-depressing effect, the burden on our social services. Positions that are today considered hateful used to be called common sense."
(even in the 1995 NYTimes)
https://tinyurl.com/y7p69ccs
Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2018 11:30 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 06, 2018 11:30 AM (pw+jk)
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That poster looks like shape shifting to me.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 11:30 AM (vIjh1)
Posted by: E.T. at April 06, 2018 11:31 AM (nzKWW)
And prayers for your continued healing. How are you feeling?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2018 11:31 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2018 11:31 AM (a0IVu)
The biggest obstacle to PDT's agenda has been the sell-outs on the GOP side of the aisle. And he's been constrained in dealing with them because they are, nominally, his party. But that dynamic would change with Democrats in power. Because then it would be PDT against a batshit crazy Democrat Congress.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 06, 2018 11:31 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2018 11:31 AM (oVJmc)
All that outrage over the 'scandal' of Facebook selling data... that's what they do, its like being angry at Subway for selling crappy sandwiches.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:32 AM (39g3+)
1. #AdamSchitt
2. Paleface Forktongue
3. (continue)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 11:29 AM (ujg0T)
Yeah, the GOP needs to recruit and hire a Director of Guerrilla Theater to do stuff like this. It would really get under the left's (thin) skin.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 11:32 AM (ikoCs)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 06, 2018 11:32 AM (pw+jk)
If only America held its politicians to the same standards.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 06, 2018 11:32 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:32 AM (UJkYd)
**Jackie Mason voice**
He should only suffer a stroke!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2018 11:33 AM (kqsXK)
The picture is great. With exactly the right caption, it could be a killing-blow.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 06, 2018 11:33 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 06, 2018 11:33 AM (FZYNt)
The picture is great. With exactly the right caption, it could be a killing-blow. Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)
"You And 37 Million American Voters Liked This."
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: The GOP at April 06, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2018 11:31 AM (a0IVu)
Los Angeles-based conservative guerrilla artist.
Ex-Marine, I think.
http://unsavoryagents.com/
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 11:34 AM (ikoCs)
1. #AdamSchitt
2. Paleface Forktongue
3. Maxine Water's hair (cue Commiecrat squeals about how rayciss that is)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 11:34 AM (ujg0T)
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All that filtered down to me in the cheap seats is that she had an astrologer and was removed so the socialist candidate took over.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2018 11:34 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:34 AM (UJkYd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2018 11:34 AM (tpDAe)
Fenelon, did you get my e-mail? I have a copy of Mary of Egypt if you want it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2018 11:34 AM (kqsXK)
http://www.zuckschumer.com/
Senator Minority Leader Chuck Schumer has shown favoritism to Facebook and kept the government off its back.
Facebook has reciprocated, making Schumer its #1 recipient of campaign contributions.
Schumer's daughter, Alison, works for Facebook.
[At his daughter's recommendation] Schumer has nominated his chief counsel, Rebecca Kelly Slaughter, to serve as a commissioner of the Federal Trade Commission, which regulates companies like Facebook.
Typical DC incestuousness.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 11:35 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2018 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: This is CNN at April 06, 2018 11:35 AM (pw+jk)
I remember him, had the wrap around prescription goggles.
but I though Sabo was a jacketed projectile that shed its package to reveal a flechette.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:35 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 06, 2018 11:36 AM (sjdRT)
He's the puppet that's gonna take Krusty's audience away.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:34 AM (UJkYd)
Garbot is coming!
Posted by: Mr. Burns at April 06, 2018 11:36 AM (7HtZB)
Haiti has been a craphole since it was called Hispaniola and the Spanish decided to farm sugar cane.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:36 AM (39g3+)
Schumer time in the old Face Down Town..toasted NOT posted for a million bucks Alex.
What I'm wrong well I'll Zukenberg a banana and post my bananarama on WeinerNET.
Posted by: saf at April 06, 2018 11:29 AM
**scratching head, trying to figure out what any of that comment meant**
Posted by: Hands at April 06, 2018 11:37 AM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2018 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)
In Soviet Union, Schumer Zucks YOU!
--Yakov Smirnoff
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 11:37 AM (ikoCs)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 06, 2018 11:28 AM (RD7QR)
Not even that.
He's the guy whose hacker buddies can hack webcams, and he copied their compiled code to his USB drive while they were off in the bathroom taking a shit. Then he drops his hacker buddies and tells everyone he did it himself.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 06, 2018 11:37 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 06, 2018 11:37 AM (AjNMO)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:37 AM (UJkYd)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 11:37 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Caliban at April 06, 2018 11:37 AM (QE8X6)
--
>Who is Sabo?
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He played TVs Hercules.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:32 AM
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David Suchet?
Posted by: irright at April 06, 2018 11:37 AM (pMGkg)
Haiti has been a craphole since it was called Hispaniola and the Spanish decided to farm sugar cane.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:36 AM (39g3+)
True, but the French half was always even more of a shithole than the Spanish half.
Posted by: josephistan at April 06, 2018 11:38 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2018 11:38 AM (7uYFy)
When will Trump care about the plight of Haiti? Is it because Haiti is full of black people?
Posted by: WAPO at April 06, 2018 11:39 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: dIb at April 06, 2018 11:39 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 11:39 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2018 11:39 AM (oVJmc)
Schumer time in the old Face Down Town..toasted NOT posted for a million bucks Alex.
What I'm wrong well I'll Zukenberg a banana and post my bananarama on WeinerNET.
Posted by: saf at April 06, 2018 11:29 AM
**scratching head, trying to figure out what any of that comment meant**
Posted by: Hands at April 06, 2018 11:37 AM (EzdLW)
Zuckerberg and Schumer when the walls fell!
Posted by: josephistan at April 06, 2018 11:39 AM (7HtZB)
Shouldn't they be Wakanda by now?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at April 06, 2018 11:39 AM (sbTEr)
Posted by: Kevin Williamson's head at April 06, 2018 11:40 AM (EzdLW)
"Our citizens have concealed weapons. If you kill someone, we might kill you back. We have ONE jail and 356 cemeteries. Enjoy your stay!"
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 11:40 AM (Bdeb0)
Haiti has been a craphole since it was called Hispaniola and the Spanish decided to farm sugar cane.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:36 AM (39g3+)
When leftism fails, it's never the leftist's fault. If it was, then that would mean there's some problem with leftism, which there isn't, by definition. Therefore the blame lies elsewhere.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 06, 2018 11:40 AM (OJXf7)
Seriously I must have close to 25 of them by now and there has to be some better use than tealight holders. Pinterest has failed me.
Posted by: sarahw at April 06, 2018 11:40 AM (Sp1NT)
If only America held its politicians to the same standards.
Do you have any idea how many new prisons would have to be built? And how much graft sitting politicians would score off building new prisons? And how many many prisons we would have to build for them?
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at April 06, 2018 11:40 AM (U/u2R)
Brings a tear to my eye. *sniff*
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 11:41 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 06, 2018 11:42 AM (roQNm)
Maybe start making candles or raising Chinese Fighting Fish.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:42 AM (UJkYd)
Posted by: sarahw at April 06, 2018 11:42 AM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 06, 2018 11:43 AM (dZ756)
According to SJW lore, Haiti should be the best and most luxurious country in the world.
Haiti is a shithole.
Discuss among yourselves.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 06, 2018 11:43 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 06, 2018 11:43 AM (7LY+6)
Wait, that's BAD?
Posted by: Hillary!!! at April 06, 2018 11:43 AM (oVJmc)
That e-mail address disappeared; Sorry.
That's nice of you. I would like that. If you want to contact me again write here:
FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail.com
That is also my address for prayer requests for the prayer list, which i will be sending to OM and he kindly will put it up on Wednesdays
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2018 11:43 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:36 AM (39g3+)
True that. I run across more than a few who I am sure must still have undigested Sandinista spooge fermenting in their bellies, so prolonged was their political fellatio of same.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 11:43 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:43 AM (UJkYd)
--
The leading presidential candidate for the next President of Brazil was just incarcerated.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 06, 2018 11:44 AM (roQNm)
Sorta "Detroit."
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 11:44 AM (CAKgV)
Write something in Esperanto, put it in a plastic bag with some of the pots, and bury it.
A grad student in archaeology from 2133 A.D. thanks you in advance.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 11:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JAS at April 06, 2018 11:44 AM (sCN2W)
Posted by: SteveOReno at April 06, 2018 11:44 AM (2sCft)
Actualy everyone who complained openly would be dead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2018 11:44 AM (k1TUh)
Sadly, it's happening again throughout Europe, this time with refugees. The daily news of stabbings, acid attacks, rape, arson, riots, in your face public prayer blocking traffic....so depressing.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 11:44 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 06, 2018 11:32 AM (pw+jk)
Those Boers did it!
Posted by: Zombie Geo S Patton at April 06, 2018 11:45 AM (n9EOP)
If only America held its politicians to the same standards.
Do you have any idea how many new prisons would have to be built? And how much graft sitting politicians would score off building new prisons? And how many many prisons we would have to build for them?
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at April 06, 2018 11:40 AM (U/u2R)
That's an idea for an sci-fi story. Some future society figures that everyone is guilty of committing some crime, so everyone has to go to jail for 10 years once in their lives, as a blanket punishment for whatever crimes they may have committed or will commit in the future.
Posted by: josephistan at April 06, 2018 11:45 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 06, 2018 11:45 AM (BNk/G)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2018 11:38 AM (7uYFy)
I think that's about right. Any time I hear Dem vs. GOP poll numbers, I take 6 points from the Dem total and add it to the GOP total. This is to compensate for the bias, corruption, and oversampling of Dems that are a part of pretty much every poll nowadays.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 11:46 AM (ikoCs)
I've been watching Electric Dreams on Amazon here lately. Like it a lot and it reminded me of the Canadian production company that revived OL about 10 years ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 06, 2018 11:46 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:32 AM
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David Suchet?
Posted by: irright"
Heh. I once saw David Suchet on Broadway as Salieri in Amadeus. Amazing actor.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 06, 2018 11:46 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Don Q. at April 06, 2018 11:29 AM (NgKpN)
We gave our citizens a few decades of safety before deciding to screw them over.
Posted by: Angela Merkel at April 06, 2018 11:46 AM (/qEW2)
Shouldn't they be Wakanda by now?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at April 06, 2018 11:39 AM (sbTEr)
They wuz kangs.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 11:46 AM (ujg0T)
Madison Smartt Bell has written some interesting fiction on the topic--All Soul' Rising trilogy.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)
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I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
Posted by: Han Solo at April 06, 2018 11:46 AM (7HtZB)
The devil is in charge there, just like in D.C.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 06, 2018 11:47 AM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Hillary!!! at April 06, 2018 11:47 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2018 11:38 AM (7uYFy)
Excellent. He'll have the media squawking about that, arguing that it is more like 2, maybe three points higher while he goes off and gets more security on the border.
Meanwhile the Twerpenfuhrer will fall into irrelevance as the ADHD media follows their new shiny toy....
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 06, 2018 11:47 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 11:47 AM (CAKgV)
Discuss among yourselves.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 06, 2018 11:43 AM (pw+jk)
Wait. I thought we weren't supposed to say "shithole" anymore because RAYSCISTIEST!
Posted by: SteveOReno at April 06, 2018 11:48 AM (2sCft)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:48 AM (39g3+)
According to SJW lore, Haiti should be the best and most luxurious country in the world.
Isn't it home of the original Zombie?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2018 11:48 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2018 11:43 AM (tpDAe)
Assuming I'll remember to do so. Which I will.
Hopefully.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 11:48 AM (ikoCs)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 06, 2018 11:47 AM (EoRCO)
They do not worship The Jade Icon yet, so they are not saved. They are doomed.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 11:48 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 06, 2018 11:48 AM (AjNMO)
Sorry about that, I don't usually projectile vomit at reading comments, but that one hit me in an unexpected spot in my guts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:49 AM (39g3+)
Uh oh...
However, reevaluation of the older literature revealed that impairments in cerebral glucose utilization and energy metabolism represent very early abnormalities that precede or accompany the initial stages of cognitive impairment and led us to the concept that impaired insulin signaling has an important role in the pathogenesis of Alzheimer's disease and the proposal that Alzheimer's disease represents “type 3 diabetes.”
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 11:49 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 06, 2018 11:49 AM (o7tuA)
That, to the Left, is Utopia.
Posted by: Hillary!!! at April 06, 2018 11:47 AM (oVJmc)
====================
You know that made a light bulb go on.
It's not that the left wants what I consider Utopia. The left wants what they consider utopia. And a leftis's utopia is hell on earth to me.
Thanks Hilldog.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 06, 2018 11:49 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: jeanne del norte at April 06, 2018 11:49 AM (9HNlC)
The Twitter thing. 90%+ of Trump's twats are either reporting on his activities, visits by foreign heads of state, actions taken by the administration, debunking "fake news" (some good ones in this vein the last few days), or just his position on issues of the day. How is that unpresidential? The few items quarreling with Hollywood figures etc. are a small occasional feature.
The problem is an unserious country and electorate, not an unpresidential president.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2018 11:49 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: JAS"
South Park has Zuckerberg in an episode last year. He kept showing up in people's houses uninvited. He talked like a robot and kept saying "Ha ha, you cannot block me."
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 06, 2018 11:49 AM (OD2ni)
https://tinyurl.com/y8m2d2e6
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 11:49 AM (/tuJf)
Trump was on the Bernie and Sid Show on WABC radio this morning and said his poll numbers are "probably 7 or 8 points higher" than the 51% Rasmussen has him at.....
Posted by: JoeF
Well, Juan Williams said Rasmussen is always wrong.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: josephistan at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:48 AM (39g3+)
Kind of like every leftist revolution, then.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM (ikoCs)
Posted by: josephistan at April 06, 2018 11:45 AM (7HtZB)
"Fuck it, I'mma just kill 'em and harvest their organs so my buddies have spares for the ones they ruined through recreational drugs and casual sex."
--Someone who knows how to really run a nation.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM (WDCYi)
Family says man shot to death in Algiers was turning life around
http://tinyurl.com/ycrspjd7
It's not an interesting story (this Algiers is near Nawlins), I post this just because it's the perfect instance of the meme being true.
Posted by: Hillary!!! at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM (oVJmc)
No, its too late, they were colonized and that permanently and irrevocably destroys a people and place by infecting it with whitey. From then on, they will always require our "assistance" and a flood of cash and goods to exist. They're ruined forever, sadly. Only a never-colonized place where the honkey has not destroyed them by his presence can be a science fiction paradise the likes never seen outside Dubai and Hong Kong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM (39g3+)
There have to be easier ways to aquire anal leakage.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM (UJkYd)
Done and done.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM (kqsXK)
I can destroy that meme with one question: "Really? How?"
Then sit back and wait for the senseless sputtering to commence. Which is about all you'll get for a reply since whoever said it doesn't know the answer.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (UJkYd)
( *blush* )
Thank you for your kind words.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (ikoCs)
I've been watching Electric Dreams on Amazon here lately. Like it a lot and it reminded me of the Canadian production company that revived OL about 10 years ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 06, 2018 11:46 AM (GdWl+)
********************
He was on Fox and Friends this morning-
Mark Robinson: "If they can get rid of the Second Amendment, the First Amendment is obviously right behind it."
I love this guy!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)
Maybe but Schumer looks like an old Zuck. They really do look kind of alike. Probably distant cousins.
Posted by: Lester at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (LfJIn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (VM6ev)
Some filthy rich conservative needs to buy a major, mainstream media outlet, and reform it as a Conservative Institution.
But do so in such a manner that it still appeals to the mainstream audience.
Imagine a Redbook or McCall's magazine, but with an editorial "voice" that normalizes traditional family values, 2nd amendment rights, etc.
All while keeping with fashion trend features, etc.
You get the Soccer Moms, and you get control of the Cultural Rudder, bigly.
Train the Mean Girls to be mean to the LEFT!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (CAKgV)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 06, 2018 11:48 AM (AjNMO)
It's available online in pdf format.
It's in the public domain now I believe, so anyone can print it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 11:52 AM (F5+ro)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 11:52 AM (/tuJf)
time with refugees. The daily news of stabbings, acid attacks, rape,
arson, riots, in your face public prayer blocking traffic....so
depressing.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 11:44 AM (W+vEI)
Don't wait so long to save our ass this time you slackers! - Pierce Morgan
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 06, 2018 11:52 AM (o7tuA)
I-Can't-Feel-My-FaceBook! <-----Click to join now!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2018 11:52 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (CAKgV)
I have fond mammaries, er, memories of that magazine when I was a teen...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2018 11:53 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:53 AM (39g3+)
And then the UN stepped in to "help" them after the earthquake....Somebody is living in luxury off of Haiti aide, but it isn't Haitians.
This is why I am enjoying how Trump and Haley are handling the Palestinians. Giving them aide and allowing nothing to jeopardize it hasn't worked. Instead, it's allowed people like Arafat grow ridiculously wealthy.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 11:53 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 11:52 AM (/tuJf)
Cawfee. Spit. Screen. Thanks.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 06, 2018 11:53 AM (o7tuA)
But those Oui cups looks cute I admit.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 11:54 AM (hMwEB)
Trump was not a black or woman democrat. Ergo unfit.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 06, 2018 11:54 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 11:54 AM (CAKgV)
True story: a local court just issued a written employee dress code. The 20- /30-somethings were appalled, and threatening lawsuits, at the "Big Brother on Steroids" prohibition against wearing thongs. How would this even be monitored?! ?! Management had to issue a revised policy substituting the word "flip-flops" for "thongs."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2018 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM (39g3+)
yeah, but why does the US, a former colony who has never had any real colonies in European sense of the word, get lumped in with the Europeans as colonizers?
...Like, what does the US have in common with the UK or France, but is dissimilar from Haiti?
...Oh, nevermind, I think I know the answer.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 11:54 AM (F5+ro)
Oui is/was like a less classy Hustler.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:54 AM (UJkYd)
I'd fill them with sugar-free avocado chocolate mousse.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 11:47 AM (CAKgV)
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ummmmm...... that sounds..... disgusting.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 11:54 AM (vIjh1)
All brits are to this day kind of disgruntled about that. Seriously? If you dumbasses want to fight yet another war in Europe, its no business of ours. You're lucky we helped out at all. Eventually we HAD to come in, but bitching we didn't run to hold your widdle hand right away is pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:54 AM (39g3+)
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM
She's written a few books on exercise which I've purchased for Mrs. Forgot. I might have even read the book.
Ah, who am I kidding? I just looked at the pictures. She was a babe. Just checked, she's 60 years old now, btw. Could probably still kick my ass.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 11:55 AM (LOgQ4)
Mark Robinson: "If they can get rid of the Second Amendment, the First Amendment is obviously right behind it."
I love this guy!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (PvFoN)
The man speaks the truth.
President Trump needs to invite him to the White House and appoint him as "Defender General of the Amendments" and turn him loose on the Swamp.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 06, 2018 11:55 AM (EoRCO)
Somewhere, the Winklevoss twins are laughing.
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at April 06, 2018 11:55 AM (bBoSA)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 11:56 AM (vIjh1)
Thank you.
Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2018 11:56 AM (gbWkA)
"Our citizens have concealed weapons. If you kill someone, we might
kill you back. We have ONE jail and 356 cemeteries. Enjoy your stay!"
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 11:40 AM (Bdeb0)
I used to live there, really nice community and Sheriff Jolley is what would be considered "beloved". Anecdote: a methhead got caught burgling a home right on the border with Muscogee County a few years ago. When she appeared in court, she remarked that she thought she was in Muscogee County and that if she'd known the house was in Harris County she wouldn't have done it because "err'body know Harris County don' play".
Posted by: Bert G at April 06, 2018 11:57 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 11:57 AM (hMwEB)
The only people that got any security out of the plan were the insurance companies with the guaranteed bailouts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2018 11:57 AM (BtQd4)
Video shot by one twentysomething guy in a van with another smirking twentysomething guy who locate and court an "average soccer mom" in a ten-minute video that is then posted on several sites seems to confirm your assertion.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 11:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Avocado has zero taste. It tastes exactly like chocolate mousse.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 11:57 AM (CAKgV)
They're already being colonized. Who is there to fight when 60% of London is non-native UK? Probably more since they have illegals living there, too. Like one big California.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 11:57 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (CAKgV)
I have fond mammaries, er, memories of that magazine when I was a teen...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"
I don't think I ever saw a copy but it was legendary. It seemed like a holy grail of sorts for teenage boys.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 06, 2018 11:57 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2018 11:57 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 11:57 AM (CAKgV)
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Well..... horse poop is good.
If you like it.....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 11:58 AM (vIjh1)
Yeah, Bang Bus does great work.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:58 AM (UJkYd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:58 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Angela Merkel
Preach it honey.
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2018 11:58 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:54 AM (39g3+)
Yeah, and you know? Those fuckers aren't running out to apologize for the War of 1812, or the whole Colonizing-then-fighting-us-in-the-revolutionary-war-thing.
Where do they get off? Seriously, the Brits have had a war against just about everyone on the planet, and yet it's *our* fault that their Hessian friends decided to fight them this time instead of just being drunk hired guns who were defeated by the US?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 11:58 AM (F5+ro)
I think your points on the last thread are exactly correct. Trump is no worse in private than any of several lionized Democrats.
To lots of people in the middle though, I think they'd argue Trump's *public* persona is more than a bit less polished than JFK and LBJ and others. I've heard several people who are solidly in the middle say they wish Trump would tweet less.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 11:59 AM (iv0p7)
The problem is an unserious country and electorate, not an unpresidential president.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2018 11:49 AM (QDnY+)
One could argue that merely getting oneself elected president makes one "presidential."
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2018 11:59 AM (7uYFy)
If you weren't gay and you always thought spelunking sounded like a fun time, yeah Oui was your mag.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 11:59 AM (UJkYd)
As to the presidential fitness question and what Trump did to be unfit?
He hasn't stabbed his voters in the back yet.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 06, 2018 11:59 AM (lKyWE)
People who get their news form The Today Show and Good Morning America tend to be idiots.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 06, 2018 11:59 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 11:59 AM (hMwEB)
New Hotness: lots of snow in winter and spring because of global warming.
Always The Same: Now give me your money and freedom.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 06, 2018 12:00 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: The Chicken at April 06, 2018 12:01 PM (kqsXK)
As I mused yesterday, imagine a country in which there was a political party with one, two, even three Robinsons in elected office, with a platform, giving voice to his rather obvious but fundamental truths and criticisms.
The fact that such a thing is just about inconceivable (on the national level) is a good index of how trapped, and leaderless, the American people are.
I'm leaving Trump out of this calculation, because to a great extent he *has* been outspoken on key basic truths that were effectively banned from public discussion - it's why he's president. But he can't row the boat against the surging tide alone. Again, just imagine, in the wake of the FL incident, 10 or 15 Mark Robinsons - congressmen, senators, governors - putting the smack-down on the notably idiotic, misplaced hysteria featuring stupid ignorant *teenagers* as its "leaders".
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2018 12:01 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 11:59 AM (iv0p7)
That's the default complaint by people who really like what Trump is doing but don't like having to defend him.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2018 12:01 PM (7uYFy)
Happens every year. First few times I kindly tried to explain the word "quarter," but now I just say, "4." Invariably, she will try to half-argue the point. "You sure there aren't 3?" "Yes," I say, "you're thinking of hockey and "periods." If it's called a "quarter" it's FOUR (you stupid twit)."
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:01 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Kevin Williams at April 06, 2018 12:01 PM (uYSAz)
Here's another thought, quit buying yogurt full of sugar, buy Siggie's 0 (not nearly as tart as the others) and sweeten with raspberries or blackberries, add a tablespoon of walnuts or chia seeds. The sugar in Oui is not good.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM
Has anyone here ever attempted making their own yogurt? My new, fairly cheap (to me $74.99) sous vide has a 'yogurt' mode. I'd try it out but I'm afraid it would taste horrible.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 12:01 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 11:59 AM (iv0p7)
I don't get that.
It would be like wanting FDR not to do his fireside chats.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:01 PM (hMwEB)
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I think that one is done now. People are really seeing his tweets as the only way to get his message out. If even a staid midwesterner like me enjoys them, that argument is dead.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (MIKMs)
Some filthy rich conservative needs to buy a major, mainstream media outlet, and reform it as a Conservative Institution.
But do so in such a manner that it still appeals to the mainstream audience.
Imagine a Redbook or McCall's magazine, but with an editorial "voice" that normalizes traditional family values, 2nd amendment rights, etc.
All while keeping with fashion trend features, etc.
You get the Soccer Moms, and you get control of the Cultural Rudder, bigly.
Train the Mean Girls to be mean to the LEFT!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
___________
I never have understood why rich conservatives don't buy up the media.
I think Bezos bought the Washington Post for $250 million, surely a few conservatives could have bought it and maybe even made a dollar or two. Imagine having those resources digging into every Democrat and trying to tilt the elections.
I bet the Kochs spend that in a single election cycle.
Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (lKmt3)
I love this guy!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (PvFoN)
He's reading Schlichter.
Posted by: blaster at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (Z5y53)
Lipstick encrusted Starbucks cups and Dolphin ankle tats seems to validate this assertion.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:01 PM (CAKgV)
...Yeah, but I have some complicated ones for you -- how many quarters in a dollar?
And how many quarters in a football game?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic"
As a teenage boy, I appreciated that Cory Everson did not clutter up the screen on Body Shaping with guys. Just two other hot chicks.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (OD2ni)
Runny though.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (hMwEB)
The "middle" who says that got their signal from the left and are repeating it, even as they don't know they got that from the left. They just absorbed it with their latte.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:03 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Herve Winestains, ficus-flavored yogurt salesman at April 06, 2018 12:03 PM (uYSAz)
Don't wait so long to save our ass this time you slackers! - Pierce Morgan
Fool us twice, shame on us.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2018 12:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jean at April 06, 2018 12:04 PM (MS0+a)
We talk about how Bill Clinton's foul acts in the Oval Office corrupted our youth and forced us to talk about stuff that was private and supposed to wait until they were grown up. How he's mainstreamed oral sex as "not really sex" with teens and coarsened the society and public life. I just want a president who's not like that.
President Trump is ending up being a far better president than we've had for decades, perhaps in my lifetime by the time everything is all done and said. His actions, and his policies, are surprisingly good and noble. I just wish that were combined with a better persona and rhetoric. The man can soar, when he does a prepared speech he's stunning. I wish he'd stay up there, is all.
Please pick and choose small portions of what I've written and attack me for it, ignoring the rest, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:04 PM (vIjh1)
Runny though. Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (hMwEB)
And if you add rennet, mesophilic culture, and calcium chloride (to pasteurized milk), and cook, and cut, and drain, and press, you get cheese. Not runny, though.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:04 PM (UJkYd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM (39g3+)
Both of which were British colonies. But don't tell the leftists that! :-)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:05 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:05 PM (vIjh1)
I think Bezos bought the Washington Post for $250 million, surely a few conservatives could have bought it and maybe even made a dollar or two. Imagine having those resources digging into every Democrat and trying to tilt the elections.
I bet the Kochs spend that in a single election cycle.
Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (lKmt3)
Because the rest of the media will attack the organization (WaPo, for example), half the staff would quit, and the style guide of every other organization would say:
"Extremist Koch-owned Washington Post reports..."
and within a few years, it'll either be defunct or known as a "right wing extremist" type organization like Fox News. Which is laughable, as I'm being generous if I call Fox "moderate" or "down the middle"... in reality, 90%+ of Fox News employees are leftists, with a few squishy center people working as producers, and one or two on air personalities who identify as conservative.
This kind of shit, by the way, is why we need to destroy the legacy media.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:05 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Roy at April 06, 2018 12:05 PM (7n4KQ)
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Ya, turns out there are two kinds of bacteria - one works at room temperature, the other needs a warmer temp (around 90 I think)
Without sugar, yogurt isn't sweet. Add fruit for taste and sweetness.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 06, 2018 12:05 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:05 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 06, 2018 11:57 AM (OD2ni)
The women rejected by Playboy tended to end up in Penthouse.
The women rejected by Penthouse tended to end up in Oui.
The women rejected by Oui tended to end up in Hustler.
The women rejected by Hustler tended to end up in Swank.
The women rejected by Swank tended to end up in Big 'Uns.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:05 PM (ikoCs)
Runny though.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (hMwEB)
No whey.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2018 12:05 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:05 PM (CAKgV)
A grad student in archaeology from 2133 A.D. thanks you in advance.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 11:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Hey there's an idea. I wonder if you could make tiny greek pottery grave goods. **eyes very elderly cat**
Posted by: sarahw at April 06, 2018 12:06 PM (Sp1NT)
Even when the media does cover what Trump does they often misconstrue what he did. Like the very interesting sanctions he just put on Russian companies and oligarchs including Putins' son-in-law and the very interesting Oleg Deripaska.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:06 PM (/tuJf)
He should stop that because that is not who conservatives are.
Posted by: Leftist Liar at April 06, 2018 12:06 PM (pw+jk)
Boston Globe review of "Chappaquiddick," sez Teddy Kennedy was "flawed" but had "endless accomplishments."
Also: "We'll never know what happened that night."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 06, 2018 12:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The 70s at April 06, 2018 12:06 PM (UJkYd)
A "nice president."
Noted.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)
I think Bezos bought the Washington Post for $250 million, surely a few conservatives could have bought it and maybe even made a dollar or two. Imagine having those resources digging into every Democrat and trying to tilt the elections.
I bet the Kochs spend that in a single election cycle.
Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (lKmt3)
Because the rest of the media will attack the organization (WaPo, for example), half the staff would quit, and the style guide of every other organization would say:
"Extremist Koch-owned Washington Post reports..."
and within a few years, it'll either be defunct or known as a "right wing extremist" type organization like Fox News. Which is laughable, as I'm being generous if I call Fox "moderate" or "down the middle"... in reality, 90%+ of Fox News employees are leftists, with a few squishy center people working as producers, and one or two on air personalities who identify as conservative.
This kind of shit, by the way, is why we need to destroy the legacy media.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:05 PM (F5+ro)
Fox News is profitable at least. Part of me hopes the Left keeps pumping money into failing "news" ventures.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:06 PM (ujg0T)
That's the default complaint by people who really like what Trump is doing but don't like having to defend him.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2018 12:01 PM (7uYFy)
I think that's it. It's probably the same way they feel about their kids being on social media a little too much.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 06, 2018 12:06 PM (lKyWE)
Yes, Maryland is basically a giant federal campus with its own government. It is the biggest employer in some counties.
Posted by: syberpunk at April 06, 2018 12:06 PM (53DnI)
I think Bezos bought the Washington Post for $250 million, surely a few conservatives could have bought it and maybe even made a dollar or two. Imagine having those resources digging into every Democrat and trying to tilt the elections.
I bet the Kochs spend that in a single election cycle.
Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (lKmt3)
Mostly because the owners refuse to sell to anybody even slightly right-leaning, and will take less money to keep it in the hands of leftists.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 06, 2018 12:07 PM (WDCYi)
I get that. It's because Trump does the nicknames, and will 'go there' with attacks in a casual manner.
What's funny is that his twitter insults aren't different from the types of insults *Democrats* such as Harry Reid have been slinging for years. Remember all the times various Republicans have been called "terrorist" and "Taliban?" How about John McCain calling his fellow GOPers "whacko birds?"
Should Trump just say this things with a more somber tone? I recall numerous Obama insults haughtily delivered from a podium in the WH. Maybe say them from the Senate floor, instead of on twitter, so he can't be prosecuted for slander?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)
Please pick and choose small portions of what I've written and attack me for it, ignoring the rest, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)
I won't attack, just merely point out that you can't have it both ways. Trump is getting things done PRECISELY because he doesn't have the "persona" or engage in the rhetoric that you so desire.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2018 12:07 PM (7uYFy)
Wouldn't do that... All I can say about the "subject" is Trump is being Trump... Knew that coming in...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2018 12:07 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 06, 2018 12:07 PM (0O7c5)
Dude, we can't have two standards.
It's unsustainable.
Kennedy is LAUDED for the amount of pussy he got while in office.
For Clinton it's just "well, guys, that's just Bill. Boys will be boys. Only a bunch of prudes would make a big deal out of a guy getting his rocks off at work."
So that's the standard. We should be saying, "DAMN! Trumps a g. Dude fucked a porn star! I hope he's getting mad pussy in the white house -- like Tiger Woods!!!"
Because that's what the left has said the standard is.
They ALWAYS fuck us with this double standard shit. We must make them play by their own rules.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:07 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 06, 2018 12:06 PM (ptqGC)
Uh, what's not to know about 'he left a woman in a submerged car and didn't report it for over 8 hours'?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:08 PM (ikoCs)
...but add one dog bone to the middens. Let's not make this thesis a slam-dunk...
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 12:08 PM (Bdeb0)
Ever see HBO's nude aerobics? I think it was HBO. That was an eye opener for young CRT.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:08 PM (UJkYd)
Posted by: MW at April 06, 2018 12:08 PM (wNx6K)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 06, 2018 11:47 AM (EoRCO)
We worship Kim Kardashian's big butt.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 06, 2018 12:08 PM (Dp6qK)
They have Aussies writing dress codes in WA now?
Did they not have an American look over the policy and say, "Hey, over here 'thong' is ladies underwear what flosses the butt crack."?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:08 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Roy at April 06, 2018 12:08 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)
I'm all about mean at this point.
The meaner, the better.
I want the enemy's throats ripped out.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 06, 2018 12:09 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 06, 2018 12:08 PM (Dp6qK)
That's "the New Faith of Kim's Jade Ass" to you, philistine.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 12:09 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 06, 2018 12:09 PM (uYSAz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 06, 2018 12:09 PM (qB3GS)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2018 12:07 PM (7uYFy)
This is an interesting observation.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:09 PM (ikoCs)
anyway he was not appreciative of my efforts, told me it was a stupid dangerous thing to do and His job.
men!
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (eaoOY)
Ummm.......There's a book called "Senatorial Privilege" that has a pretty good tick tock of what happened that night.
Teddy does not come off well. Minor detail, just to roll around in the trivia, he didn't have a valid driver's license.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (fuK7c)
Should Trump just say this things with a more somber tone? I recall numerous Obama insults haughtily delivered from a podium in the WH. Maybe say them from the Senate floor, instead of on twitter, so he can't be prosecuted for slander?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)
Right. When Biden says the TEA Party had a gun to peoples heads ("literally!"), that's just Joe tellin' it like it is.
When Biden says, "They wanna put y'all BACK IN CHAINS!" to a group of black people -- shit, Joe's keepin it real.
When Obama goes out saying "you can't listen to extremists like Rush Limbaugh or the NRA and expect to get things done" he's just calling out Congress.
When Trump says anything, it's "unpresidential" and "undignified."
Fuck the lefts premises on this stuff. It's the same thing -- we will never win if we play by a different rule book.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (CAKgV)
I think Bezos bought the Washington Post for $250 million, surely a few conservatives could have bought it and maybe even made a dollar or two. Imagine having those resources digging into every Democrat and trying to tilt the elections.
I bet the Kochs spend that in a single election cycle.
Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2018 12:02 PM (lKmt3)
Because the rest of the media will attack the organization (WaPo, for example), half the staff would quit, and the style guide of every other organization would say:
"Extremist Koch-owned Washington Post reports..."
and within a few years, it'll either be defunct or known as a "right wing extremist" type organization like Fox News. Which is laughable, as I'm being generous if I call Fox "moderate" or "down the middle"... in reality, 90%+ of Fox News employees are leftists, with a few squishy center people working as producers, and one or two on air personalities who identify as conservative.
This kind of shit, by the way, is why we need to destroy the legacy media.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:05 PM (F5+ro)
THIS is a good idea. Heck, a supermarket celebrity gossip tabloid that has conservative editorials, in simple aimed at the readership language, wouldn't be bad either.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (ujg0T)
I think that's what they worshipped on Easter Island.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (UJkYd)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (eaoOY)
Teddy does not come off well. Minor detail, just to roll around in the trivia, he didn't have a valid driver's license.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (fuK7c)
Funny, I actually read that book for the first time a few years ago.
It was shocking, frankly. And I already knew the rough (real) story from my parents.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:11 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)
Not nearly enough semicolons, you grammarist.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 06, 2018 12:11 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 06, 2018 12:11 PM (FZYNt)
You like Carob, too. Don't you?
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:11 PM (UJkYd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:08 PM (39g3+)
Oh yeah, those 80s models wearing tight onesies?
Four more...
Three more..
Two more...
They didn't look like they needed the exercise, tbh.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:11 PM (ikoCs)
"139 134 The sugar in Oui is not good.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 11:51 AM (CAKgV)
Who are you kidding, sugar is delicious.
I usually buy plain yogurt, Fage mainly because it doesn't add gums and I really prefer greek yogurt. But the french yogurt is very pleasant.
I was taken in by little jars and tiny portion size and coconut in the bottom.
Obviously what you get out of the is a jar collection and a tragic end, perhaps of more than one sort.
Posted by: sarahw at April 06, 2018 12:11 PM (Sp1NT)
men!Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (eaoOY)
Hey! You're lucky. My husband doesn't know we have trees. Consider yourself ahead.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:11 PM (CAKgV)
i love avocado and it does too have taste! uniquely its own
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:12 PM (eaoOY)
All you have to do is ask, willow.
We'll mansplain it for you.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:12 PM (UJkYd)
i don't get guys. i really don't
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (eaoOY)
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show.more.cleavage
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:12 PM (vIjh1)
Yes, Maryland is basically a giant federal campus with its own government. It is the biggest employer in some counties.
Posted by: syberpunk at April 06, 2018 12:06 PM (53DnI)
Speaking of which, one of the WORST and STUPIDEST of later constitutional amendments was the one that let DC Swamp Denizens vote for president.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:12 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (fuK7c)
He had a suspended license on that night.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:12 PM (ikoCs)
Has anyone ever tried making their own yogurt?
Is that a straight line for Anthony Weiner spoofs or are you really making yogurt?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 06, 2018 12:12 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:13 PM (eaoOY)
Has anyone ever tried making their own yogurt?
Is that a straight line for Anthony Weiner spoofs or are you really making yogurt?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
I got a batch of throat yogurt for you
Posted by: Peter North at April 06, 2018 12:13 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (fuK7c)
De ninunga manera?!
Posted by: Millions of Mexican Illegals at April 06, 2018 12:13 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:13 PM (CAKgV)
they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat
there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs
door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had
nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an
ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever
else was at hand?
I think the reason they did not fight back is, they did not know they were "Enemy's of the State". We on the other hand, know we are Deplorables to the Deep State.
Posted by: Paladin at April 06, 2018 12:13 PM (Jn+FC)
For Clinton it's just "well, guys, that's just Bill. Boys will be boys. Only a bunch of prudes would make a big deal out of a guy getting his rocks off at work."
And besides, all the great European leaders had mistresses!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2018 12:14 PM (IqV8l)
Tell him you are all sore from tree fighting and require a massage.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:14 PM (hMwEB)
One piece of advice a family court judge gave a friend of mine who was about to file divorce paperwork against his wife (she was cheating, very sad situation) was to hire a divorce attorney who he hated.
The judge said find some mean son of a bitch who you cant' stand. That's who you want arguing on your behalf. Not someone who seems like someone you'd want to get a beer with.
...and I think there's some truth in that.
(lots of caveats, of course -- you don't want your lawyer to be such a cock that the other lawyer and judges and others go out of their way to fuck you over just because they hate your lawyer.)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:14 PM (F5+ro)
but nooo
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:14 PM (eaoOY)
Posted by: Roy at April 06, 2018 12:15 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Explosive Diarrhrea at April 06, 2018 12:15 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:15 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine
__________
The car, however, did not stay suspended.
Posted by: Gravity at April 06, 2018 12:15 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 06, 2018 12:15 PM (FZYNt)
pretty pissed off.
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:15 PM (eaoOY)
I agree, its miserable that Clinton and JFK are praised for being far more filthy than Trump ever was, just because they talked perty (and were Democrats, of course).
Trump is getting things done PRECISELY because he doesn't have the "persona" or engage in the rhetoric that you so desire.
There may be something to that, and I was thinking the same thing even as I wrote it. It could be that what makes him effective and valuable is what makes him the rest.
I like to think of things in terms of building a character in Champions: you have x points and you cannot afford to have everything, plus you have to take disadvantages to pay for some of your abilities. Nobody has it all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)
anyway he was not appreciative of my efforts, told me it was a stupid dangerous thing to do and His job.
men!
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (eaoOY)
How odd. Back when I was married to my Dragon Lady, she would just start nagging me to do such pruning until I finally got around to it, and it was already way down on the Nagging Dragon Lady list.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:15 PM (ujg0T)
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I think we have had the discussion before about baby food jars and how depression-era parents used them for screws and nails. I think a good modern use would be those nasty little colored craft beadie things.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2018 12:16 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jean at April 06, 2018 12:16 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (eaoOY)
They're fairly simple creatures. Feed and xxxx. That's it. Anything beyond that doesn't process. If you get hurt that interferes with the above.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:16 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:16 PM (eaoOY)
Not me. I saw that famous magazine cover picture and wondered who stapled a bean bag chair to that woman's behind. That thing is not sexy.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:16 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM
What's to understand? He doesn't want you to hurt yourself doing a mans job.
He'd rather pencil it in on his to-do list and never get around to doing it. You've emasculated him. You're little better then Lorenna Bobbett.
/ just kidding
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 12:16 PM (LOgQ4)
Yeah, that's how I've reconciled the occasional cringe I get from Trump's tweets, etc.
Trump was able to overcome the MSM, the Hillary campaign AND Obama WH/FBI/DoJ shenanigans precisely because he's a fighter.
That's what his twitter shtick is: fighting. He has to fight in public thanks to the SC/MSM swamp who will not report what he does accurately. It also knocks his opponents off balance (how dare he say that out in the open?!!!!), which is fun to watch.
There is no perfect candidate/POTUS. I can handle the occasional cringe because of what he's doing.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (fuK7c)"
One other tidbit from Senatorial Privilege is that the two buddies he first told about the accident were lawyers and Teddy invoked attorney-client privilege to prevent them from cooperating with the investigation.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 06, 2018 12:18 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:18 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:18 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 06, 2018 12:18 PM (XpJ9M)
but you know a little extra i thought was even goodery good .
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:18 PM (eaoOY)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 11:54 AM (CAKgV)
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Some friends of mine, who have kids, had no idea about the whole "genderless society" indoctrination that represents the Left.
I try to inform them and open their eyes to what the Dems are doing.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2018 12:19 PM (PvFoN)
Fucking Haitians. Why the fuck couldn't they get their act together after I stole all their money and cough, cough, HACK, burp, shart, cackle... fuck those ingrates in Haiti...shart.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 06, 2018 12:19 PM (pw+jk)
anyway he was not appreciative of my efforts, told me it was a stupid dangerous thing to do and His job.
men!
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (eaoOY)
Handling of trees are dangerous.
Posted by: muckrack at April 06, 2018 12:19 PM (RZ4iC)
irrevocably destroys a people and place by infecting it with whitey.
From then on, they will always require our "assistance" and a flood of
cash and goods to exist. They're ruined forever, sadly. Only a
never-colonized place where the honkey has not destroyed them by his
presence can be a science fiction paradise the likes never seen outside
Dubai and Hong Kong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 11:50 AM (39g3+)
Toissant l'Overture's first failure was that he was unable to envision a Haiti outside of the cash crops of sugar and tobacco and coffee, and so he had to institute some sort of peonage to keep the no longer slaves still doing gang slave work.
His second failure, which was inevitable, was that Napoleon was determined to re-enslave Haiti, and his military governor was willing to kill every male above the age of 20, and started with all the coloreds he had under arms and obedient to France. (He did this by first ordering them onto ships, then bringing them out in small batches on the deck, tying bags of flour around their necks and having them pushed, at bayonette point into the harbor to drown)
The third failure was that after the French were defeated, the black racists came to the top, and they were willing to kill every white and colored in Haiti, and they proceeded to do so.
The fourth was that the French Third Republic sued Haiti for "loss of property" including all the slaves lost to France in the slave rebellions, to which Haiti agreed to keep trading with Europe, and to meet the installments they borrowed from French banks (because they would go their note) and got deeply into debt which it had never gotten out of.
Since then, economically kneecapped, economically at the mercy to commodity prices of sugar, under-captialized and a pariah against the other countries in the West it has drifted into a culture of corruption, violence and dictatorship.
The Clintons apparently made lots of money off of Haiti, relief schemes for Haiti, and selling adulterated drugs to Haiti, but they are hardly unique or original in this.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2018 12:19 PM (2K6fY)
Oh, he's an idiot.
Also, unless you do things explicitly he won't get them. Exposition. Men need more of that than you can provide.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:19 PM (UJkYd)
You're little better then Lorenna Bobbett.
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Oh. Easy on the subconscious suggestions. Im sure willow is holding tree shears.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:19 PM (vIjh1)
I tried homemade yogurt first having never tried it before. Turned me off yogurt for decades. Nasty was where the description started.
"What? You mean people actually eat this stuff?
Willingly?"
Willingly?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 06, 2018 12:20 PM (GdWl+)
but you know a little extra i thought was even goodery good .
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:18 PM (eaoOY)
Without knowing your husband... maybe he felt bad and a bit emasculated that you felt you had to do what he perceived as "mans work" to save money or save him the headache, when he sees his primary mission in life to do the "man's work."
Also, it's one thing for a guy to get hurt doing "man's work" -- it's just kind of part of being a man. But for a woman to get hurt doing "mans work" -- well, if she has a man, what kind of asshole was he in the first place to make her do his work?!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:20 PM (F5+ro)
So much misery can be blamed on France and its "thinkers"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2018 12:20 PM (2K6fY)
told me it was a stupid dangerous thing to do and His job.
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Ummmm...... how far off the ground were you?
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:20 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2018 12:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:16 PM (iv0p7)
Yeah.
When I see an attractive woman, I tend to look down rather than up, but that thing looked like Kardashian had grown sort of grotesque, misshapen tumor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:21 PM (ikoCs)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 06, 2018 12:12 PM
I thought it was a straight question. Yeah, thinking about it. Mrs Forgot buys these tiny little containers of the stuff constantly and I know its chock full of sugar and that's my latest nutritional crusade. Plus those little containers are -- to me, anyway -- expensive.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 12:21 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:16 PM (iv0p7)
She and her butt have both gotten ridiculous. But in the beginning of her fame--that sex tape from, what? 15 years ago? --she really was a knockout.
Posted by: Millions of Mexican Illegals at April 06, 2018 12:21 PM (7uYFy)
Not me. I saw that famous magazine cover picture and wondered who stapled a bean bag chair to that woman's behind. That thing is not sexy.
Posted by: bonhomme :
Agreed. South Park accurately described her as a Hobbit that benefits from plastic surgery, electrolysis and photo shop. OTOH, the younger girls that are Bruce's Jenner's children are pretty.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 06, 2018 12:21 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2018 12:21 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 06, 2018 12:21 PM (qB3GS)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:22 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 06, 2018 12:22 PM (uYSAz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)
Sorry Chris, but the Demunist Commiecrats have already shown time and time again that they play no holds barred and fight dirty all the time. The GOP has to drop the Queensberry Rules.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:22 PM (ujg0T)
8
The Schumer thing is because Schumer's daughter works for facebook, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)
Is that it? I did not know that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 11:28 AM (ikoCs)
The Schumer thing is because Schumer's daughter works for facebook, right?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2018 12:22 PM (ymnmz)
Either, you had mentioned wanting to get something done about the tree,
or he had.
Either way, he now feels like a dick for not taking care of it himself.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:22 PM (UJkYd)
It's like Hitler invading Poland
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 06, 2018 12:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:22 PM (eaoOY)
A struggling LA artiest and political commentator. I bought a Great T-Shirt from him, with Donny Two-Scoops flipping the double bird with the Presidential Seal behind him.
Posted by: Paladin at April 06, 2018 12:22 PM (Jn+FC)
==
I provide as much exposition as they can afford
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at April 06, 2018 12:22 PM (v0QG2)
This.
Were you wearing a skirt?
He might just be bummed he missed out on that.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:23 PM (UJkYd)
I try to inform them and open their eyes to what the Dems are doing.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2018 12:19 PM (PvFoN)
And they don't believe you, I'll bet.
They they will refuse to believe until suddenly it is forced upon them.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:23 PM (ikoCs)
but you know a little extra i thought was even goodery good.
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:18 PM (early)
I do that stuff too, but there is a sense that I shouldn't because I might get "hurt." You know how I get my lawn mowed when I want it mowed? I say, "If one of you doesn't mow the lawn today, I will." (or a similar type job). All 3 boys and the husband will jump to do it. There is a worry I might not cook? I also think it emasculates them or something. At least now they let me paint and do some minor caulking/grouting/etc. since i convinced them they didn't have the proper sense of detail (since they don't).
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:24 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2018 12:24 PM (BtQd4)
so.
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:25 PM (eaoOY)
Dear Penthouse Letters:
While looking out my window today I noticed a young fetching woman perched on a tree, saw in hand. But it was what she wearing, or not wearing to be exact, that really caught my eye...
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 12:25 PM (LOgQ4)
The Schumer thing is because Schumer's daughter works for facebook, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)
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Wouldn't be surprised if she is in charge of monitoring Republican/Conservative accounts, taking names and censoring along the way.
Google through G-mail is monitoring.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2018 12:25 PM (PvFoN)
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I just think of each PDT tweet as a boot to Jim Acosta's balls.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2018 12:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 06, 2018 12:25 PM (o7tuA)
Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:25 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Millions of Mexican Illegals at April 06, 2018 12:21 PM (7uYFy)
You mean the sex tape that was publicized and promoted by her *mother*.
Good Lord, what a family.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (ikoCs)
Bring me another wine fizz without the fizz.
Posted by: Soccer Mom at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (r9UYA)
We worship Kim Kardashian's big butt.
Not me. I saw that famous magazine cover picture and wondered who stapled a bean bag chair to that woman's behind. That thing is not sexy.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:16 PM (iv0p7)
Was meant as a general comment on our society, juxtaposed with the comment of the problems in Haiti based on their patterns of worship.
I like ample portions of the female form. I despise icon worship and the excesses of Hollywood and professional sports that result.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (eaoOY)
What's to get? We are simple people, the clay of the new west, having not evolved since seventh grade.
You know, Morons.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (ikoCs)
You mis-spelled "coven"
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (hMwEB)
I feel like it's a reproach or something.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:22 PM (hMwEB)
I don't like it because my sweaters all end up the size of postage stamps, and all of my son's underpants end up pink.
But YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (7UW64)
In Sweden it is dairy wonderland, compared to the USA. I thought I'd never see fil (a kind of spoonable but kind of drinkable fermented dairy product) on the shelves over here, but bless me I was shocked to find a Siggi's nonfat version at the whole foods. Fil has a much nicer taste and mouthfeel than kefir.
Posted by: sarahw at April 06, 2018 12:27 PM (Sp1NT)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at April 06, 2018 12:27 PM (vg8iE)
well no! typical willow wear when working jeans and sweatshirt.
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dagny. hmm i think that might be it. thank you.
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:27 PM (eaoOY)
You know, Morons.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (hLRSq)
Ha. I put on The Kinks Ape Man this morning, and DH and the boy were dancing around the family room like, well, ape men.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:27 PM (7UW64)
Try out the Chef Steps sous vide yogurt recipe:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ofhsm6y
I haven't done it myself, but I trust their site. I've used lots of their recipes and they've all turned out great.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:28 PM (iv0p7)
Avoid vital organs. Might spoil the meat.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:28 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2018 12:28 PM (PvFoN)
I feel like it's a reproach or something.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:22 PM (hMwEB)
I don't like it because my sweaters all end up the size of postage stamps, and all of my son's underpants end up pink.
But YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (7UW64)
Wait until your teenaged sons start insisting they wash their own laundry.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:28 PM (ujg0T)
But YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (7UW64)
He never attempts clothes, just sheets or towels. But still...
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:29 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (Dp6qK)
All 'ettes are well-endowed. You may worship when ready, sir.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:29 PM (7UW64)
The New Faith priesthood notes your heresy for future...correction.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 12:29 PM (Bdeb0)
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Wait... wut????
*looks around*
Spock doesnt happen to have a goatee, does he.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:29 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: OregonMuse,"
It is all that bastard OJ's fault. If he had just kept his hands to himself, we would have been spared the fame whoring of that awful family. And Bruce Jenner would still be a weird guy that used to be a great athlete.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 06, 2018 12:29 PM (OD2ni)
That is, pretty much no "there, there".
In any case, caring about (mostly imagined) indelicate statements by a president, in this context, vs. caring about the dire national situation and the specific policy changes that president is effecting or aiming to effect, is the definition of "unserious". And, as noted above and often before, it's the unseriousness of the electorate that is the country's greatest threat.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2018 12:29 PM (QDnY+)
Your Tree Service Biz will do a lot better if you wear skirts.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:29 PM (UJkYd)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 06, 2018 12:30 PM (uYSAz)
(The Grand Convergence)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 06, 2018 12:30 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:30 PM (eaoOY)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293378/
Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2018 12:30 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: garrett
Clearing bush?
Thus begins the Hardwood vs. Carpet wars
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 06, 2018 12:30 PM (FZYNt)
Your Tree Service Biz will do a lot better if you wear skirts.
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And postage stamp sized cheerleader sweaters.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:31 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2018 12:31 PM (2K6fY)
>>320 Willow. Wait till hes not looking, then whack him with a tree limb.
Avoid vital organs. Might spoil the meat.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:28 PM (r9UYA)
Lol. thinking to 'get his attention, tell him your'e pissed, and knock some sense into him.' but hey, that'l work too. He won't complain again when Willow is trying to help him. She can have her friends over for dinner.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 06, 2018 12:31 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2018 12:31 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:31 PM (CAKgV)
He is. Well he's scrubbing messages he sent years ago, no proof of what the messages were about or who he sent them to but unlike normal facebook users it seems it's Ok for Zuckerberg to erase his old messages.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:31 PM (/tuJf)
True story: a local court just issued a written employee dress code. The 20- /30-somethings were appalled, and threatening lawsuits, at the "Big Brother on Steroids" prohibition against wearing thongs. How would this even be monitored?! ?! Management had to issue a revised policy substituting the word "flip-flops" for "thongs."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2018 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)
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LOL... I just spit out my ice tea.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2018 12:31 PM (PvFoN)
@RealDonaldTrump 2h
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:32 PM (r9UYA)
I'd settle for the boy washing himself once in a while without a fight, and maybe putting on a clean pair of underpants once in a blue moon. But, I have an entire year until he becomes a teenager.
He has a girlfriend named Penelope. When I asked him if that meant he holds hands with her, he said, "Ew, Mom, that's gross."
But he shares his mandarin oranges with her, and I always include an extra treat in his lunch for her. So, it's sweet.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:32 PM (7UW64)
Even when the media does cover what Trump does they often misconstrue what he did. Like the very interesting sanctions he just put on Russian companies and oligarchs including Putins' son-in-law and the very interesting Oleg Deripaska.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:06 PM (/tuJf)
So okay, how should that be construed?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 06, 2018 12:32 PM (RD7QR)
Except the Jamaicans won't stand for sharia law so they and the whites combined can win!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2018 12:32 PM (ewxPW)
It is un-homogenized so you can just flip the cream layer in the trash if you don't want to eat the fat. It is sweetened with maple syrup or grape juice. It also has no additives like the typical nonfat stuff.
Pro tip- Do not allow milk in your rubber boots. Bad things commence.
Posted by: nip at April 06, 2018 12:33 PM (ECLaL)
I like ample portions of the female form. I despise icon worship and the excesses of Hollywood and professional sports that result.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:26 PM (Dp6qK)
All 'ettes are well-endowed. You may worship when ready, sir.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:29 PM (7UW64)
Put on the postage stamp sweater with puppies struggling to get out, and I will stand to attention, ready to worship.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:33 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (eaoOY)
It's okay, we don't get y'all either so it all evens out.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 06, 2018 12:33 PM (RD7QR)
So I'm vacuuming.
*takes bow*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 06, 2018 12:33 PM (o7tuA)
Until some other kid has better treats...then, bye-bye Penelope.
Story old as life...
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:33 PM (UJkYd)
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Wait... wut????
*looks around*
Spock doesnt happen to have a goatee, does he.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:29 PM (vIjh1)
Nobody here was embarrassed by their moms seeing the aftermath of their fapping in their bunks?
You all aren't the AOSHQ guys I thought I knew....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:33 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 06, 2018 11:28 AM (RD7QR)
Running against Mitch McConnell is pretty easy, fun even.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at April 06, 2018 12:34 PM (c0Pwt)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:31 PM (CAKgV)
This. Although I seriously considered hiring a poop scooper for the yard this spring. The lamentations of young son when it comes time may be a bridge too far for me. But it ain't cheap.
Being a two dog household means, well, it will be a while before that yard is livable.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:34 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:29 PM (hMwEB)
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I feel the same way when my husband comes in and starts sweeping the floor - guilty. Because I never look down, unless I trip, so I don't notice stuff on the floor. But he does.
Posted by: bluebell at April 06, 2018 12:34 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:35 PM (39g3+)
shouldn't because I might get "hurt." You know how I get my lawn mowed
when I want it mowed? I say, "If one of you doesn't mow the lawn today, I
will." (or a similar type job). All 3 boys and the husband will jump to
do it. There is a worry I might not cook? I also think it emasculates
them or something. At least now they let me paint and do some minor
caulking/grouting/etc. since i convinced them they didn't have the
proper sense of detail (since they don't).
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:24 PM (CAKgV)If I do those things I usually get out of cooking, perhaps they are on to you.
Posted by: sarahw at April 06, 2018 12:35 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:35 PM (eaoOY)
A yup.
I'm on this health and diet forum regularly and all these girls come on to ask how they can get bigger butts and thighs. They call it "Thicc." There is some evidence that having strong glutes helps with a good back, butt lets not be ridiculous. They literally want to figure out how to get a giant rear and hips, which you can't do anymore than you can spot reduce. It's about having a kardashian figure.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:35 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at April 06, 2018 12:35 PM (vtcmf)
Until some other kid has better treats...then, bye-bye Penelope.
Story old as life...
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:33 PM (UJkYd)
It might be a little more serious than that. They are both adopted from Guatemala, and their birthdays are about 2 days apart, so they have other connections besides cookies and milk.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:35 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: nip at April 06, 2018 12:33 PM
There goes half my foreplay.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 12:36 PM (LOgQ4)
Yeah but we make sense. Even other women can't figure out women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:36 PM (39g3+)
@RealDonaldTrump 2h
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:32 PM (r9UYA)
There, there, Under Fire. I'm sure something will come along to rid you of the burden of thinking about Jeff Sessions every day.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 06, 2018 12:36 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:29 PM (hMwEB)
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Nobody here was embarrassed by their moms seeing the aftermath of their fapping in their bunks?
You all aren't the AOSHQ guys I thought I knew....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:33 PM (ujg0T)
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OK..... I get it now. But my boys NEVER did their own laundry.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:36 PM (vIjh1)
Remember a few months ago when people were buzzing about a potential Zuckerberg run for president in 2020?
Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:25 PM (/tuJf)
LIFE COMES AT YOU FAST!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2018 12:36 PM (ymnmz)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293381/
Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2018 12:36 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:31 PM (39g3+)
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I think you're on to something.
There are a ton of exercises on YouTube to achieve the big booty look or you can go under the knife and get implants.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2018 12:36 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: sarahw at April 06, 2018 12:35 PM (Sp1NT)
I think that's it.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:37 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:32 PM (7UW64)
That is sweet.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:37 PM (Dp6qK)
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From barbarism to decadence without ever passing through civilization.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2018 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)
I am going to get very specific. The smell reminded me of honeysuckle. When we were driving in the family car and the scent of honeysuckle wafted in I was sure that they were thinking about how they knew I was fapping.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2018 12:37 PM (fuK7c)
My son's almost three. He still loves bath time. When do they start hating baths?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:37 PM (iv0p7)
We ended u p pretty independent. You gotta teach your sons to cook because the girl that knows how and is willing to these days is rare as a four leafed diamond-encrusted clover attached to a winning lottery ticket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jerry Jay Carroll at April 06, 2018 12:38 PM (SYCeT)
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I'm very, very nearsighted. Don't notice very much. What I do notice can wait for another day. I did notice cobwebs and am ignoring pethair and dishes and cobwebs.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2018 12:38 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: sarahw at April 06, 2018 12:38 PM (Sp1NT)
Take away reason and accountability.....
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:38 PM (CAKgV)
I hated it. She wasn't hot and we had to clean the entire house before she got there.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:39 PM (UJkYd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:35 PM (39g3+)
How do boys feel about deodorant? Because that has become an issue as well.
Hockey boys learn about stink earlier than most, I suspect.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:39 PM (7UW64)
They they will refuse to believe until suddenly it is forced upon them.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:23 PM (ikoCs)
In my experience, the way this works is: "what are you talking about? Thats nuts! Gays? Getting married?! To each other!? No one is trying to make that happen, this is just about hospital visitation"
five years later
"Of course gay people should be married to each other, what are you -- a bigot?"
"yeah, but 5 years ago you said..."
"Whaaaat? Me? No I don't think so."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:39 PM (F5+ro)
If you read into the twat he says Pruitt is doing a great job. Sessions, he's just there. Napping probably.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:39 PM (r9UYA)
Doesn't the name Oleg Deripaska ring a bell?
1) He was paying Paul Manafort a shitload of money to help get travel restrictions taken off him back before he worked for Trump.
2) He has ties to lots of US lawmakers over the years including John McCain. He threw a 70th birthday party for McCain on some island in the Med.
3) He uses the same lawyer as Christopher Steele and it is believed he might be both a source for information for the dossier and an employer of Christopher Steele.
4) Sen. Mark Warner's texts that were released a month or so ago show he was in contact with Deripaska's contact in the US to set up a meeting with Deripaska.
5) Until recently he was the head of a huge Russian minerals company called Basic Element that is in the business of gathering minerals for Russia including big deals for uranium in Kazakstan and other places.
Just the tip. He's a very interesting guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:39 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:35 PM (CAKgV)
Yea verily.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 12:40 PM (Bdeb0)
All 'ettes are well-endowed. You may worship when ready, sir.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:29 PM (7UW64)
Also saucy, winsome and forever 29. I hope my illusions are never ruined by meeting any of them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2018 12:40 PM (BWL+E)
A healthy woman who does her squats is amazing. Kardashian just looks wrong.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:40 PM (iv0p7)
men!
Posted by: willow
Read Shane or watch Pale Rider. You do not get between a man and his tree.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 06, 2018 12:40 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:40 PM (eaoOY)
But if you trade your freedom for security, how can you be secure against those YOU(?) have given it to?
Posted by: m at April 06, 2018 12:40 PM (U6XUk)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:37 PM (iv0p7)
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My kids always loved their baths, always. Probably helped that we had enough bath toys to cover the whole surface. Plus they all got swimming lessons as soon as they turned too. I think they're all part mermaid and merman.
Posted by: bluebell at April 06, 2018 12:40 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2018 12:41 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:41 PM (eaoOY)
My boys never did. In fact, they over-shower. Apparently, great heaps of wet towels everywhere, a huge water bill, and steaming the paint off the walls are objective goods.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:41 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:41 PM (eaoOY)
i don't get guys. i really don't Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:10 PM (eaoOY)
Trees are the sacred domain of men. We climb them as little boys and we dream of growing up to become lumberjacks. I can only imagine what would happen if Paul Bunyan came home from a hard days work and found out his wife was in the backyard trimming his tree.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 06, 2018 12:41 PM (lKyWE)
My mom was smart, she taught us all how to do laundry, clean, cook, etc.
Dad taught us how to fix stuff, change the tire and oil, etc.
We ended u p pretty independent. You gotta teach your sons to cook
because the girl that knows how and is willing to these days is rare as a
four leafed diamond-encrusted clover attached to a winning lottery
ticket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:37 PM (39g3+)
This. my mother had me cleaning when i was young too. Spring cleaning etc. Before parents bought a home when we left a rental it was scrubbed twice, and when i had two younger sisters that did not exclude me from cleaning. Then I was 41 before I got married so hell, i had to know that stuff.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 06, 2018 12:41 PM (o7tuA)
If you read into the twat he says Pruitt is doing a great job. Sessions, he's just there. Napping probably.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:39 PM (r9UYA)
Napping's for wimps, REAL MEN, like me, hibernate.
Posted by: Slumberin' Sessionzzzzz at April 06, 2018 12:42 PM (c0Pwt)
I don't care, it tastes amazing.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:42 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2018 12:36 PM (PvFoN)
Or, you could just hire somebody to call you fatass now and again, and then work on losing that caboose.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 12:42 PM (7UW64)
Hillary would have made me go to bed early, without dinner.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 06, 2018 12:42 PM (hyZqB)
.... honeysuckle ???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:42 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:42 PM (eaoOY)
True story: a local court just issued a written employee dress code. The 20- /30-somethings were appalled, and threatening lawsuits, at the "Big Brother on Steroids" prohibition against wearing thongs. How would this even be monitored?! ?! Management had to issue a revised policy substituting the word "flip-flops" for "thongs."
Culturally-illiterate children are our future.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2018 12:43 PM (oVJmc)
My son's almost three. He still loves bath time. When do they start hating baths?Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:37 PM (iv0p7)
My boys never did. In fact, they over-shower. Apparently, great heaps of wet towels everywhere, a huge water bill, and steaming the paint off the walls are objective goods.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:41 PM (CAKgV)
Hint: They weren't showering.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:43 PM (Dp6qK)
Wasn't there some 'doctor' in Florida injecting used transmission oil into women's butts so they could achieve the look?
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:43 PM (r9UYA)
because the girl that knows how and is willing to these days is rare as a
four leafed diamond-encrusted clover attached to a winning lottery
ticket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:37 PM (39g3+)
Thank you!
*preens*
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 06, 2018 12:43 PM (hyZqB)
I guess you missed the news about McCabe last night.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:44 PM (eaoOY)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:41 PM (CAKgV)
Hint: They weren't showering.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:43 PM (Dp6qK)
And rest assured these boys still want their moms to do their laundry, as all fapping evidence goes down the drain.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:44 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2018 12:40 PM (BWL+E)
29 is a little old for me.
I prefer, like, 23 or 24 year olds.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:44 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Timon at April 06, 2018 12:44 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2018 12:37 PM (iv0p7)
Depends on the boy. I loved baths, but mom had to direct me to take them from time to time because I'd forget.
Also, deodorant: I was broke for a while in my 20's and I learned to dust my pits down with baking soda a couple times a week. It messes with the pH that encourages the skin bacteria that causes odor.
But it does keep the pits much sweeter.
(My other attempt, brushing my teeth with table salt, was neither pleasant or terribly effective)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:41 PM (CAKgV)
Hint: They weren't showering.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:43 PM (Dp6qK)
And rest assured these boys still want their moms to do their laundry, as all fapping evidence goes down the drain.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:44 PM (ujg0T)
Eh, not necessarily. I'm 30, and I still take long showers. Not fapping, just enjoying the quiet and hot water and procrastinating about starting my day.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (F5+ro)
house before she came, I didn't want her to think i was a slob!
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The way it was explained to me was that you are hiring a cleaning person, not an organizer. Can't really clean around the clutter. Most people I know have the cleaning person just to force them to get rid of the junk.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (MIKMs)
Trump may yet invent gyro-flavored gum.
Hillary? Not a chance.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (Bdeb0)
I can do that.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (eaoOY)
We had a cleaning lady that came once every 3 weeks.
I hated it. She wasn't hot and we had to clean the entire house before she got there.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:39 PM (UJkYd)
Exactly. When we traveled we hired a cleaning person. I thought it was ridiculous because we cleaned before and then we paid her. geees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:41 PM (CAKgV)
Good for my wallet too!
Posted by: Kelly Moore at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (c0Pwt)
But if you trade your freedom for security, how can you be secure against those YOU(?) have given it to?
Thank you, I fixed it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (ikoCs)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:46 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:46 PM (vIjh1)
Glad to hear I'm not alone
I am constantly washing towels because son loves to shower, and he swims after school, so shower before and after.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 12:46 PM (W+vEI)
It's not take out, so, yeah.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 06, 2018 12:46 PM (hyZqB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:46 PM (39g3+)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293381/
Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2018 12:36 PM (LiyEm)
That's right... we'll blow down your house of Straw... of course... it'll also destroy OUR house of sticks... soooo...
Maybe we want to think about it for a minute...
Posted by: China at April 06, 2018 12:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:46 PM (eaoOY)
My boys never did. In fact, they over-shower. Apparently, great heaps of wet towels everywhere, a huge water bill, and steaming the paint off the walls are objective goods.
Ah, youth.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2018 12:46 PM (oVJmc)
You gotta teach your sons to cook
because the girl that knows how and is willing to these days is rare as a
four leafed diamond-encrusted clover attached to a winning lottery
ticket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:37 PM (39g3+)
i didn't know oatmeal was dinner till i got married.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 06, 2018 12:47 PM (o7tuA)
They have the personal hygiene of some ocd nut, yet wreck their environs like dirty tornados.
I think they like me to scream at them. No, seriously, like some attention getting scheme.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:47 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (roQNm)
Kinda depends on what's in the cans.
Is it beer?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 06, 2018 12:47 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (MIKMs)
Yeah, that was some bullshit when my mom announced she was hiring a cleaning lady to come in once every 2 weeks.
First it was all, "YAY! Someone else will clean up!"
Then it was all, "what the fuck? Why do I have to pre-clean the entire house the night before this bitch gets here."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:47 PM (F5+ro)
Hillary would have made me go to bed early, without dinner.
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I voted for Trump because I wanted the trains to run on time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2018 12:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (F5+ro)
Just coming your hair, too, I bet.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:48 PM (Dp6qK)
The additional reasons he was fired including lying about leaking. That seems to indicate that Lisa Page is cooperating, surprise, and it puts him in conflict with Comey who testified he never gave anyone permission to leak.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:48 PM (/tuJf)
You can have less of both, though.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 06, 2018 12:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:43 PM (r9UYA)
There was a tranny "doctor" injecting honest-to-god CEMENT into women's butts.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 06, 2018 12:48 PM (9TK8E)
Having someone cook you a meal is insanely attractive and charming. Just not having to work for the food is a huge bonus.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:43 PM (r9UYA)
There was a tranny "doctor" injecting honest-to-god CEMENT into women's butts.
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And Fix-A-Flat too.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 06, 2018 12:49 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 06, 2018 12:48 PM (9TK8E)
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From Portland.
Right?
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:49 PM (vIjh1)
Does boiling macaroni and then opening and emptying three cans of stuff on the macaroni count as 'cooking'?
I can do that.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Too much work. Boiling macaroni and putting olive oil, salt, pepper and store-bought grated cheese.
However, I took over all cooking of meat at Schloss Hadrian after I found Her Majesty trimming the fat off a leg of lamb. She was going to give the fat to the dogs, a criminal act.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2018 12:49 PM (BWL+E)
That's it! Cement.
What a hard ass.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:49 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2018 12:49 PM (Kcf2u)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 12:50 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:50 PM (eaoOY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:49 PM (39g3+)
Or loving to cook for you while you fondle her.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 06, 2018 12:50 PM (hyZqB)
Yea, I think you've made that point before a time or two.
Obviously, nothing is happening. Obviously.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:50 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 12:45 PM (F5+ro)
Just coming your hair, too, I bet.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:48 PM (Dp6qK)
Uh, um...
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:50 PM (ikoCs)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 06, 2018 12:50 PM (jS2zB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 12:49 PM (39g3+)
Having someone to cook a meal for is nice too because she'll usually volunteer to do the dishes in exchange.
:3
Posted by: hogmartin at April 06, 2018 12:50 PM (y87Qq)
There was of course a big brouhaha associated with the CR, but seems to me even the politically aware minority do not appreciate what a bold and complete rebuke of Trump and the 2016 election it is.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2018 12:51 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 06, 2018 12:50 PM (hyZqB)
Doesn't the fondling distract from the business at hand?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:51 PM (ikoCs)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:52 PM (eaoOY)
My son, off to school right now, managed to do that, and I am having trouble fixing it. The ceiling peeled so much that I must redo the whole ceiling, but some had cracked and peeled off, I can't seem to scrape the rest off, despite regularly nibbling at the edges with a scraper.
I don't want to do a skim coat of plaster or anything. How does one scrape a ceiling were parts are still stuck tight, but the peeling is too much to deal with in any way but scraping?
Posted by: sarahw at April 06, 2018 12:52 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:52 PM (CAKgV)
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he/she has moved the goalposts so many times, I don't think they can find them
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 06, 2018 12:52 PM (y3aQB)
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Michelle Obama: My Husband Was 'The Good Parent' Compared To Trump
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2018 12:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2018 12:52 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:51 PM (ikoCs)
Not really, if you know what you're doing. And he does.
Not while using a knife, of course. Bad idea.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 06, 2018 12:53 PM (hyZqB)
The additional reasons he was fired including lying about leaking. That seems to indicate that Lisa Page is cooperating, surprise, and it puts him in conflict with Comey who testified he never gave anyone permission to leak.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:48 PM (/tuJf)
McCabe's lawyer came out and jumped all over it saying it's a ruse and Trump is trying to pit his client against Comey. I think they're worried.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 06, 2018 12:53 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Slumberin' Sessionzzzzz at April 06, 2018 12:42 PM (c0Pwt)
If you're gonna be a bear, be a Yogi!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 06, 2018 12:53 PM (hLRSq)
All but my oldest boy cooks. They learn when I occassionally go on strike or get over involved in some project. They actually learned to grill by age 8 because they decided my husband was a crappy griller. Manly cooking first, then they started with simple sides. Of course, most are fine with just eating a meal of meat, perferably with a bone to gnaw on.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:52 PM (CAKgV)
Nice. I think I will get my oldest out on the grill once it dries up around here.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:54 PM (Dp6qK)
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I really wish she'd fuck off.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 06, 2018 12:54 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:41 PM (CAKgV)
You can, and I have, gone down to the basement and turn off the hot water. Cures that behavior pretty quick.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 06, 2018 12:54 PM (kUmUV)
Joint tape, spackle, sanding. I like the pink spackle, it turns white when its fully dry. You may not need the tape, depending on the depth of the difference. Mask up and goggle up for the sanding, just saying.
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 12:54 PM (CAKgV)
Teaching your son to cook is good serious survival skill training. I even bought him some five hundred dollar set of cookbooks based on research by some former silicon valley billionaire. He's really good.
However, he ended up getting married to a left-wing princess who doesn't cook, doesn't clean, and would barely rate a 4 on a 10 scale. My gawd but is she ever full of herself. I just don't see the attraction.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 12:55 PM (LOgQ4)
The additional reasons he was fired including lying about leaking. That seems to indicate that Lisa Page is cooperating, surprise, and it puts him in conflict with Comey who testified he never gave anyone permission to leak.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:48 PM (/tuJf)
McCabe's lawyer came out and jumped all over it saying it's a ruse and Trump is trying to pit his client against Comey. I think they're worried.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 06, 2018 12:53 PM (lKyWE)
Not only that. He doubled down on the Comey knew and authorized the leaking to the press, highlighting the Comey lie before Congress.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:55 PM (Dp6qK)
Did she really say that?
POTUS is not your daddy, and FLOTUS is not your mommy. That kind of talk is straight-up weird. And Commie.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 12:56 PM (W+vEI)
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I think there is a machine for that, kinda like a steamer/scraper for wallpaper. You can (should be able to) rent one at your local home depot type store.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 06, 2018 12:56 PM (roQNm)
They should be. One of them lied, probably both.
And this is just the tip.
Later all.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)
Im sure they are as worried as Lois Lerner was.
If any of these cocksuckers are indicted lll eat a dreidel but I dont believe I have anything to worry about.
None of these fucks are going to face justice in this life.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 06, 2018 12:57 PM (Evi6M)
My Husband Was 'The Good Parent' Compared To Trump
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Huh.
I dont member seeing any of the Trump kids chooming on National TV.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 12:57 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:57 PM (eaoOY)
Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2018 12:57 PM (LiyEm)
Otherwise known as how I survived bachelorhood.
Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2018 12:57 PM (gbWkA)
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I really wish she'd fuck off.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 06, 2018 12:54 PM (vg8iE)
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They're never going to go away, are they?
Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2018 12:57 PM (Kcf2u)
Michelle Obama: My Husband Was 'The Good Parent' Compared To Trump
So is she saying compared to people who are not Trump her husband isn't a good parent?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 06, 2018 12:58 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 12:55 PM (LOgQ4)
Sounds like Mary Cloggenstein might be able to find love after all.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 06, 2018 12:58 PM (c0Pwt)
Teaching your son to cook is good serious survival skill training. I even bought him some five hundred dollar set of cookbooks based on research by some former silicon valley billionaire. He's really good.
However, he ended up getting married to a left-wing princess who doesn't cook, doesn't clean, and would barely rate a 4 on a 10 scale. My gawd but is she ever full of herself. I just don't see the attraction.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 12:55 PM (LOgQ4)
Sad. All too often, the nice but desperate guy will end up with a first marriage to an utter bitch, just because she was wiling to go home with him. Just advice him not to make any babies and start preparing for the divorce.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:58 PM (ujg0T)
The additional reasons he was fired including lying about leaking. That seems to indicate that Lisa Page is cooperating, surprise, and it puts him in conflict with Comey who testified he never gave anyone permission to leak.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2018 12:48 PM (/tuJf)
Except his good friend, The Law Professor.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 06, 2018 12:58 PM (qB3GS)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:58 PM (eaoOY)
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And who told you to go the bathroom with trannies and other perverts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2018 12:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Shut yer crunchy fig hole, Ewing!
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:58 PM (UJkYd)
Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2018 12:59 PM (gbWkA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTvsANh0v88
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 06, 2018 12:59 PM (roQNm)
In the track locker room we would throw our towels over the hot water pipes to dry out. They were mostly just wet, not sweaty, but there's a particular smell to overheated cotton that just means high school.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2018 12:59 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:59 PM (eaoOY)
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he/she has moved the goalposts so many times, I don't think they can find them
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 06, 2018 12:52 PM (y3aQB)
Blew the transmission on one of them. Devil of a time getting replacement parts for these old Soviet sets.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 06, 2018 12:59 PM (hLRSq)
This makes no sense to me, but I swear the happiest days in the life of this family are the ones when I'm doing a lot of pre-holiday/holiday cooking and working in there on delicious things all day. It literally lights them up like they've been given euphoria pills. I swear it makes my husband "romantic" and boys just get happy and excited.
Men
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (CAKgV)
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Sorry fucking bitch.
I've got two parents and this cow and her queer husband couldn't amount to a boil on their asses.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (eaoOY)
Aid groups will plant crops and plow fields only for the mentally incompetent locals to come by and ruin it by oiling and salting the dirt so they can make their mud cakes.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (8Dqfc)
Obama the good parent?
The one that redistributes your allowance that you did chores for to someone else?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (LOgQ4)
michelle that sent her tots off to mexico during cartel wars? ok
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 12:58 PM (eaoOY)
Michelle and the husband she is praising sending their kid to intern for noted sexual assaulter Harvey Weinstein. Thanks for the parenting tips, RBF.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (qB3GS)
Otherwise known as how I survived bachelorhood.
Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2018 12:57 PM (gbWkA)
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My husband survived on sandwiches and some gawdawful hamburger-corn-ketchup thing of his own invention before I saved his life by marrying him.
When he moved out of an apartment he had lived in for two years, the landlord was impressed by how clean the oven was, and asked him how he got it so clean. My husband said, "I never once turned it on."
Posted by: bluebell at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (oMtOd)
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Pretty much sums it up. I have parents thank you. The government can fuck off.
Posted by: SH at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (sX1BW)
Ceiling texture.
Popcorn you can wet and scrape. If it hasnt been painted over.
Knockdown aint coming off. You are going to have to skim and retexture.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2018 01:01 PM (vIjh1)
Not only that. He doubled down on the Comey knew and authorized the leaking to the press, highlighting the Comey lie before Congress.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 12:55 PM (Dp6qK)
I love it when the villains turn on each other.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 06, 2018 01:01 PM (hLRSq)
If you are going to have to scrape and or re-skim you are better off replacing.
Cut out the old board and put up new ones.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 01:02 PM (UJkYd)
Again: we are not "Julia" and we don't need Pappa BigGuv to tell us what to eat, when to sleep.
FFS, these people think we are idiots.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 01:02 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 01:03 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2018 01:03 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (eaoOY)
That was after she sent her daughter to intern for that stand up Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein.
Great guy, I hear. Good mentor to young women.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 01:04 PM (F5+ro)
No, but a Federal Matching Grant to get Ace a wake-up service might not be a bad idea.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 01:04 PM (UJkYd)
Posted by: bluebell at April 06, 2018 01:04 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2018 01:04 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 06, 2018 12:51 PM (ikoCs)
Unless of course the fondling is the business at hand.
Posted by: blaster at April 06, 2018 01:04 PM (Z5y53)
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Who knew Mom and Dad wanted a Mexican Family? Thanks Moochelle.
Posted by: Gumby at April 06, 2018 01:04 PM (2LelM)
Shut yer crunchy fig hole, Ewing!
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2018 12:58 PM (UJkYd)
It's funny cause it's true!!
https://___ur.com/gallery/ecx5UAM
Posted by: Timon at April 06, 2018 01:04 PM (NTM5E)
What is knockdown?
Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2018 01:03 PM (CAKgV)
A type of wall texture that gets spayed on then knocked down with a tool.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 01:04 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 01:04 PM (eaoOY)
Posted by: sarahw at April 06, 2018 01:05 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (eaoOY)
That was after she sent her daughter to intern for that stand up Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein.
Great guy, I hear. Good mentor to young women.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 01:04 PM (F5+ro)
And young fici.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 06, 2018 01:05 PM (c0Pwt)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 01:05 PM (eaoOY)
Again: we are not "Julia" and we don't need Pappa BigGuv to tell us what to eat, when to sleep.
FFS, these people think we are idiots.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 01:02 PM (W+vEI)
No, they think we're farm animals.
Posted by: rickl at April 06, 2018 01:05 PM (xjiRE)
The same Obamunist administration who promised their kids "free health care" and all other sorts of "no cost" programs that were the equivalent of financial junk food ? The ones who said they didn't have to leave the nest until 26?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 01:05 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 06, 2018 01:05 PM (qB3GS)
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How many billions of dollars your school lunch program (that I don't remember ever voting for) were wasted and thrown into the trash bins?
Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2018 01:05 PM (Kcf2u)
"The Obama administration "was like having the 'good parent' at home,"
the former first lady said. "The responsible parent, the one who told
you to eat your carrots and go to bed on time."
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Pretty much sums it up. I have parents thank you. The government can fuck off.
Posted by: SH at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (sX1BW)
Lefties are messed up in the head.
Why do they always think I need them to tell me to eat my peas? Leftism, always knows what best for you, but first you will give them all your money and freedom.
Whats that quote about a sincere do gooder again?????
Anyhoo.... didn't your kid get so wasted she fell out of a golf cart?
Wasn't your Hubby at the golf course every Saturday morning like Ward Cleaver?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (ymnmz)
Aid groups will plant crops and plow fields only for the mentally incompetent locals to come by and ruin it by oiling and salting the dirt so they can make their mud cakes.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (8Dqfc)
Yeah. I don't get that. I've seen documentaries on how Haitans are so poor they need to eat mud.
And yet, i also know that they get a ton of free UN food.
So maybe its less of a "must" and more of a "want"?
I can't imagine, but then I guess I don't really know what mud would taste like. Maybe seasoned right, it's not half bad.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (hMwEB)
Is it appropriate for a 12-year-old? Grandson's a voracious reader doing 200 pages a day, reading way above his age.
I slip him books in a stealth attempt to bend him away from the soft leftism of his mom and dad. He's in parochial school so he's not getting too much leftist preaching there.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (ymnmz)
and taking popcorn off is a bear of a job, just did that in dining room dining room area, Who would do that to an open dining room combo in the 1st place . grr.
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (eaoOY)
Yeah well they are to the left. Government is god and the pres is your daddy.
Obama was such a good dad he interned his daughter to Weinstein....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (39g3+)
kids "free health care" and all other sorts of "no cost" programs that
were the equivalent of financial junk food ? The ones who said they
didn't have to leave the nest until 26?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 01:05 PM (ujg0T)
And now these same turds want us to listen to 16 year olds when it comes to the constitution. Fucking brilliant.
Posted by: Timon at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (eaoOY)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 12:55 PM (LOgQ4)
Does she have big tits?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2018 01:07 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 06, 2018 12:52 PM (y3aQB)
The goalposts from "mid-March" or the current goalposts?
You're jerking in the wind again BOT.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 01:07 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 06, 2018 01:07 PM (lwiT4)
Anyhoo.... didn't your kid get so wasted she fell out of a golf cart?
In fairness I've done that.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 06, 2018 01:07 PM (lKyWE)
Tastes like chicken.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2018 01:07 PM (Bdeb0)
thanks for the reminder bluebell!
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (hMwEB)
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LOL, you're welcome. I'll have to set a reminder on my phone to sweep before my husband gets home from work. It's his birthday; I figure it's the least I can do.
Posted by: bluebell at April 06, 2018 01:07 PM (oMtOd)
"The Obama administration "was like having the 'good parent' at home,"
the former first lady said. "The responsible parent, the one who told
you to eat your carrots and go to bed on time."
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Pretty much sums it up. I have parents thank you. The government can fuck off.
Posted by: SH at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (sX1BW)
Said the lady who had her mom raise her kids!!!!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 06, 2018 01:07 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 06, 2018 01:07 PM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Double Barrelled Joe Biden at April 06, 2018 01:08 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: don't bash my guitar against the wall! at April 06, 2018 01:08 PM (+INtM)
Is it appropriate for a 12-year-old? Grandson's a voracious reader doing 200 pages a day, reading way above his age.
I slip him books in a stealth attempt to bend him away from the soft leftism of his mom and dad. He's in parochial school so he's not getting too much leftist preaching there.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (4ZE6o)
Ehh, it's been a while since I read it, but it's a reaaallly heavy read. Not sure how a 12 year old would do with it, tbh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 01:08 PM (F5+ro)
the former first lady said. "The responsible parent, the one who told
you to eat your carrots and go to bed on time."
The "good parent" that lies to your face, steals your money, and sells their own grandkids future for a few shiny baubles.
Those parents. We'd be better off if they had just been honest and driven us over a cliff.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 06, 2018 01:08 PM (Dp6qK)
^..^(____)~~~
Posted by: Cheshirecat at April 06, 2018 01:08 PM (8i5iQ)
Again: we are not "Julia" and we don't need Pappa BigGuv to tell us what to eat, when to sleep.
FFS, these people think we are idiots.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2018 01:02 PM (W+vEI)
No, they think we're
Posted by: rickl at April 06, 2018 01:05 PM (xjiRE)
FIFY. Animals are people too!!!!!
Posted by: PETA at April 06, 2018 01:08 PM (c0Pwt)
Posted by: bluebell at April 06, 2018 01:07 PM (oMtOd)
You're s'posed to meet him at the door with a martini ready and wearing a cute apron and nothing else.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 01:09 PM (hMwEB)
Run.
As far and as fast as possible.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 06, 2018 01:09 PM (SGpFT)
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 06, 2018 01:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2018 01:09 PM (8DZhw)
and taking popcorn off is a bear of a job, just did that in dining room dining room area, Who would do that to an open dining room combo in the 1st place . grr.
Posted by: willow at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (eaoOY)
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The willow manor has many, many, many rooms. Too numerous to count.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2018 01:09 PM (Kcf2u)
POTUS is not your daddy, and FLOTUS is not your mommy.
Yeah well they are to the left. Government is god and the pres is your daddy.
Obama was such a good dad he interned his daughter to Weinstein....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (39g3+)
They really do view themselves as Kings and Queens....mix and match as you see fit.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 06, 2018 01:09 PM (ymnmz)
Who laughed and wept
I gave my blog an Ewok
That always slept
Posted by: don't bash my guitar against the wall! at April 06, 2018 01:08 PM (+INtM)
I sang along even before reading the nic.
Well done!
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at April 06, 2018 01:09 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 12:58 PM
Yeah, I suspect she has both Asperger's and Savant Syndrome. With those genes and the genes he got handed to him I can't see any offspring being anything other then a nightmare.
Does she have big tits?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2018 01:07 PM
Not nearly enough to justify her 'tude. Big caboose to boot.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 01:10 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2018 01:10 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 06, 2018 01:07 PM (AjNMO)
Remember, government is the thing we all do together. Or else.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 06, 2018 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 01:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 06, 2018 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 01:10 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2018 01:11 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 06, 2018 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
No no.
The actual quite is:
Government is the one thing we all belong to.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 01:11 PM (hMwEB)
Is it appropriate for a 12-year-old? Grandson's a voracious reader doing 200 pages a day, reading way above his age.
I slip him books in a stealth attempt to bend him away from the soft leftism of his mom and dad. He's in parochial school so he's not getting too much leftist preaching there.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (4ZE6o)
maybe if you read it first, and then you and he can discuss , because he may not understand all the themes, the political and historical perspective ?
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2018 01:12 PM (wm1u1)
Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2018 01:12 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 01:10 PM (LOgQ4)
That's not good.....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2018 01:12 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2018 12:43 PM (r9UYA)
**************
A guy that was posing as doctor was injecting cement and fix-a- flat into women's butts. A women died because of it.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2018 01:12 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 01:05 PM (ujg0T)
And now these same turds want us to listen to 16 year olds when it comes to the constitution. Fucking brilliant.
Posted by: Timon at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (NTM5E)
Indeed, the "eat your peas" statist parents weren't even honest about that.
Never mind the nanny-statism, offensive as it is.
These Obamunist "state parents" essentially raised spoiled SJW kids, and then let the SJW kids run amok and didn't discipline them at all.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2018 01:12 PM (ujg0T)
I had a room that the former owner DIY'd a popcorn ceiling. I just bought the longest drywall knife I could purchase and skim coated drywall compound over it. A light sanding and it was ready for paint. Only took a couple hours.
Less time then scraping in my humble.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 01:12 PM (LOgQ4)
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And the kids who'll be paying for all that free stuff long after I'm dead and gone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2018 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 06, 2018 01:12 PM (AjNMO)
What kind did you get?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2018 01:10 PM
Opticon minis Very small and very effective.
I actually heard the turn signal.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2018 01:13 PM (8DZhw)
Is it appropriate for a 12-year-old? Grandson's a voracious reader doing 200 pages a day, reading way above his age.
I slip him books in a stealth attempt to bend him away from the soft leftism of his mom and dad. He's in parochial school so he's not getting too much leftist preaching there.
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Not appropriate for a 12 yo. You first need to know some Soviet history to understand it. Secondly, it is two volumes long and wanders around a lot. I would recommend you read Cancer Ward instead. A true piece of art as opposed to GA. I have always suspected the Nobel Committee awarded it to GA in order to make Solzenitsyn hard to grasp by the wider world. There are a lot of Reds on the Nobel Committee.
Posted by: Gumby at April 06, 2018 01:13 PM (2LelM)
Is it appropriate for a 12-year-old? Grandson's a voracious reader doing 200 pages a day, reading way above his age."
Try "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich" first. It is a shorter read.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 06, 2018 01:13 PM (hLRSq)
How does that happen?
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I'd guess a copyright dispute.
You can take an old work that is out of copyright and republish it and claim the copyright for that edition.
(I think, somebody correct me.)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 06, 2018 01:13 PM (roQNm)
Actually scary how many people think of the government as "family". I support the comment at 511.
Posted by: rammajamma at April 06, 2018 01:07 PM (AjNMO)
It's the same attitude that's killing the NFL.Teams are not a business franchise anymore they're a family
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 06, 2018 01:13 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 06, 2018 01:13 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2018 01:13 PM (gbWkA)
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 01:10 PM (39g3+)
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Excess pillows? I can't believe you said that.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2018 01:14 PM (Kcf2u)
Is it appropriate for a 12-year-old? Grandson's a voracious reader doing 200 pages a day, reading way above his age.
I slip him books in a stealth attempt to bend him away from the soft leftism of his mom and dad. He's in parochial school so he's not getting too much leftist preaching there.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM (4ZE6o)
Ehh, it's been a while since I read it, but it's a reaaallly heavy read. Not sure how a 12 year old would do with it, tbh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 06, 2018 01:08 PM (F5+ro)
It's around 1100 to 1200 pages unabridged with footnotes in the paperback edition. I read it cover to cover in college, but I was a college kid. It might be a slog for a 12-year-old. My advice for reading Solzhenitsyn is One Day In The Life of Ivan Denisovitch. Not long, a good read, and it makes the same basic point.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 06, 2018 01:15 PM (RD7QR)
Reminds me of the quote on nodtothegods:
"If you can't trust people with freedom, how can you trust people with power?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 06, 2018 01:15 PM (9BLnV)
Is it appropriate for a 12-year-old? Grandson's a voracious reader doing 200 pages a day, reading way above his age."
Try "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich" first. It is a shorter read.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 06, 2018 01:13 PM
That's good advice. And if he is that much of a reader then he can probably handle the bigger books. I was 12 when I discovered the Holocaust.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2018 01:15 PM (8DZhw)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2018 01:14 PM (Kcf2u)
Accent walls can be cool too. Especially if you do it with some type of grainy wood. I temporarily relinquish my man card.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 06, 2018 01:16 PM (qB3GS)
Is it appropriate for a 12-year-old? Grandson's a voracious reader doing 200 pages a day, reading way above his age.
I slip him books in a stealth attempt to bend him away from the soft leftism of his mom and dad. He's in parochial school so he's not getting too much leftist preaching there.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 06, 2018 01:06 PM
I read that and 'Cancer Ward' when I was that age. But they were challenging -- perhaps because not nearly as pleasant a read as floating down the Mississippi River with Huck and Jim. From what you mentioned he's probably close to tackling them.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 06, 2018 01:16 PM (LOgQ4)
Women and their damned couch pillows. No use whatsoever except to annoy the heck out of men trying to sit on the couch. They're for sitting and lying on, no decorating with stupid little useless pillows. I don't want a back full of stuffed chicklets.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 01:16 PM (39g3+)
I thought it was coke mixed with pop-rocks?
Posted by: Chris M at April 06, 2018 01:17 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2018 01:17 PM (LiyEm)
Women and their damned couch pillows. No use whatsoever except to annoy the heck out of men trying to sit on the couch. They're for sitting and lying on, no decorating with stupid little useless pillows. I don't want a back full of stuffed chicklets.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2018 01:16 PM (39g3+)
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Well!
Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2018 01:18 PM (Kcf2u)
JustAfter I dragged all the valuables out. Wearing a particulate respirator.
Real fun was tarping the 30 ft roof trench in the pouring rain. Suggestion for homeowners. Next time you see tarps on sale pick up a big one for the big one.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 06, 2018 01:18 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 06, 2018 01:00 PM (qB3GS)
They can both just fuck right off to fuckoffistan.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 01:20 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2018 01:21 PM (LiyEm)
So I guess you are disappointed ole Mitt did not get nominated.
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2018 01:21 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2018 01:21 PM (MIKMs)
the former first lady said. "The responsible parent, the one who told
you to eat your carrots and go to bed on time."
What is the statistic - 80% unmarried mothers in black cities?
The biological father was a fling.
The financial father is named Sam. Uncle Sam.
Who the hell was Moochelle talking about, "the responsible parent?"
She's too busy shuffling off her teenage daughter to be interned by a pervert.
So of course she knows how to raise our kids. She continues her matronly lectures on our faulty way of life.
Sweet Heyzoos, this kind of crap is going to ramp up bigly in the upcoming months.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2018 01:24 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 06, 2018 01:20 PM
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Well, you said it better than I could!
Posted by: Texican(ette) at April 06, 2018 02:07 PM (CjE8v)
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