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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Sir Joshua Reynolds
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:24 AM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: DamnCat at April 05, 2018 09:24 AM (TVknX)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 09:24 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 05, 2018 09:25 AM (N3JsI)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:25 AM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Undocumented at April 05, 2018 09:26 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 09:26 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 05, 2018 09:26 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:27 AM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:27 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 09:27 AM (vg8iE)
Nothing left to shoot but the Paolo.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:27 AM (fuK7c)
If there is a utility for transferring my bookmarks
and folders from Pale Moon to Brave I am in. But I haven't found one,
and I sure don't want to do it manually.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 09:19 AM
According to bluebell, there's only one URL you need:
https://tinyurl.com/y73w38dy
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (ctuyM)
But the bow the guy in green is using - is that a sawed off long bow? I thought those were banned.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: BignJames at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Undocumented at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: bluebell
They're really "close" friends. IYKWIM.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (yX09K)
Posted by: Shep at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (r9UYA)
His story on flying Moochie's mom around the world was Pulitzer -worthy.
Courage.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (aYKMr)
Posted by: mindful webworker - confused, but not as much as Hillary at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (OZZ16)
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:30 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:30 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:30 AM (lhCKd)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 09:30 AM (yX09K)
It looks like the heron is still alive. And that they've trained it to be a pointer.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 05, 2018 09:30 AM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (/tuJf)
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On a somewhat related note, are you going to apply for that RI job that's in the sidebar?
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (oMtOd)
There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.
Bye.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (eytER)
Men in tights. Never a good look.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (/tuJf)
The Renaissance version of skinny jeans. Not a good look on a man.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (6YZm7)
Posted by: Colin at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (JgmPY)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:27 AM (Dn4Uq)
Doe? What's with the antlers?
Perhaps like the fellows in the foreground, gender is fluid.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (9chmE)
My application has been submitted. I'm just waiting to hear back.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (/tuJf)
They shouldn't be standing so close together, should they? I mean that looks like an accident waiting to happen.
Posted by: bluebell
What could happen?
Posted by: William Rufus at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (rBnYq)
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Tom Kincaid at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:33 AM (sX1BW)
https://tinyurl.com/y73w38dy
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (ctuyM)
I keep getting a message that the site won't open for another 81 years...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 09:33 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (RD7QR)
"Ay...that's-a nice pair a *shoes* ya got right there, y'know what I'm sayin? heh heh."
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (Dn4Uq)
I enjoy the painting style of Joshua Reynolds. I like the hills and the trees in the far background.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (tpDAe)
Those have to be the two weirdest bow stances I've ever seen.... and I've seen "Men In Tights"!
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (XKZwp)
That's what they wore in the Mel Brooks, Robin Hood movie....
Posted by: Colin at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (JgmPY)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (/tuJf)
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I'm rooting for you.
The comments on that article were funny.
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Harold the Saxon at April 05, 2018 09:35 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 09:35 AM (FZYNt)
There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.
Bye.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (eytER)
Nonsense. The trick is to use it as a means to come on to them, without sounding like you're coming on to them. But this is one of the greatest opportunities for men on the prowl: learn how to notice and say something meaningful about their shoes, hats, scarves and any and all manner of accessories.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2018 09:35 AM (9chmE)
Also, I didn't embiggen and didn't have my glasses on.
That's one dank forest. Gives off a Blair Witch vibe.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:35 AM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 09:33 AM (wYseH)
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At least the Red Sox have won a World Series this decade.
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (rBnYq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (tpDAe)
Reynolds was most known for his landscapes--really his skyscapes. He seems to have loved dramatic cloud formations.Unfortunately his life was cut short by a sniper's bullet on the first day of the Battle of Gettysburg.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (sX1BW)
An AR-7 Assault Bow with the thing that goes up and then comes down.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sunripened Fish Taco at April 05, 2018 09:37 AM (qB3GS)
And, I suspect the years have not been kind to its original coloring, fading oddly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2018 09:37 AM (39g3+)
Because everyone here is eleven years old and has to point out the fags so you won't think they're the fag.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (sX1BW)
An AR-7 Assault Bow with the thing that goes up and then comes down.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive!
He needs the chainsaw bayonet to clear that bush
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (mf5HN)
There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.
Bye.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (eytER)
How about- Those are great looking shoes
Posted by: LASue at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (Z48ZB)
and the smaller bow is a kiddy bow. Terrible. Nothing inspiring, no
motivation. Looks surreal, unreal, like the painter had a bad hangover.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (roQNm)
It's practically pornographic. Absurdly phallic and suggestive.
As I was saying yesterday: All painters (among others) until proven otherwise, are gay.
I don't care how many chicks this guy bedded in his lifetime, he's gayer than Sir Ian McCellan.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 09:35 AM (FZYNt)
________
Are you sure? We should test to be sure.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (YMUVJ)
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (aJKfQ)
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (roQNm)
Women wear shoes?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (39g3+)
Vox
@voxdotcom
Restricting demand for fossil fuels means costs to consumers. It's time to consider restricting supply.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (iBMrD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
they are supposed to be barefoot in the kitchen
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (FZYNt)
I choose to believe that the one guy who looks like he is pointing at
the ground is taking out a tree rat so I approve mightily.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (mf5HN)
I like to think they're at our border crossing and having a field day. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
Sir Joshua Reynolds' ?
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (lhCKd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (QGpIE)
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Woohoo - free money. Weeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Robin Hood - Men in Tights at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (NWiLs)
There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.
Bye.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (eytER)
Well, I guess you could go with "Are those FMPs? Because I got the message!" but that might run afoul of some kind of sexual harassment thing.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (LiyEm)
https://tinyurl.com/ybu5xumy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (tpDAe)
There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.
Bye.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (eytER)
Well, I guess you could go with "Are those FMPs? Because I got the message!" but that might run afoul of some kind of sexual harassment thing.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (RD7QR)
do not complement women on their attire in a business setting
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (lhCKd)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (ROV4u)
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (aJKfQ)
Something big must be about to drop.
Arrests? Indictments? HRC video release?
He also alludes that the Nat'l Guard was activated not just for protecting the border.
Very interesting posts to say the least. He also says that Mark Zuckerberg will be stepping down from FB.
Yikes, I've got my popcorn ready today
Posted by: Rockysan99 at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (m7LQK)
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM
As is often the case, the devil is in the details. The JD specifies the applicant must be willing to do "light pond maintenance".
This also entails swimming to-and-fro in the pond, dressed appropriately for the camp, in an attempt to 'bait' the resident snapping turtles to come up off the bottom.
If you succeed, and can out-swim them, your buddies can capture the turtle.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (QGpIE)
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:42 AM (sX1BW)
(I know, I know, use a spoon and a butane torch. You bastards have done this to me!)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2018 09:42 AM (2K6fY)
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And, since I was late to the last thread, I want to just bring this forward:
Sorry Bill, my sequined thong is at the cleaners.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet
I... just never before thought about the additional discomfort, over and above the butt floss, of sequins!!
Thank you for letting me unload that. I feel much better now. (Goes for more coffee.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - confused, but not as much as Hillary at April 05, 2018 09:43 AM (OZZ16)
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Ghey.
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Not if you follow up with "They go great with your Ti--."
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:43 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (tpDAe)
That's just gay.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 05, 2018 09:43 AM (UBzPO)
@voxdotcom
Restricting demand for fossil fuels means costs to consumers. It's time to consider restricting supply.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (+y/Ru)
Restricting supply without increasing costs, hmmm.
He means like ration cards, I guess?
#GoLongOnBlackMarketFutures
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:43 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:43 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:44 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:44 AM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2018 09:44 AM (0O7c5)
Unfortunately his life was cut short by a sniper's bullet on the first day of the Battle of Gettysburg.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
Sir Joshua Reynolds' ?
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (lhCKd)
.
Perhaps I should leave the jokes to the professionals. Oh well.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
AKA Joshua Reynolds Chamberlain. Altho I believe this guy was Sam Johnson's friend.
Posted by: Caliban at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (QE8X6)
Now this would be something to see. Henry V and his Agincourt archers lined up at the border waiting for the invaders to get in range..
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (aJKfQ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:43 AM (fuK7c)
Are you robin Muldoon of his limelight?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (wYseH)
Also, they look anemic.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (LQLeS)
orientation of either artists or their models-all of whom are long
dead?. Albrecht Durer was a great artist and engraver. I don't care who
he slept with. He certainly wasn't broadcasting it.
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Because everyone here is eleven years old and has to point out the fags so you won't think they're the fag.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (fuK7c)
Or, you know, find it necessary to point out how saturated the culture is by homosexuality, as it's being shoved down people's throats.
Whether you like it or not, there ARE insidious elements of society that want to indoctrinate you with their views, and those views tend to be anti-Western tradition, and for those so inclined to care, Judeo-Christian morals.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (9chmE)
https://tinyurl.com/ybu5xumy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (tpDAe)
SIT! BEG! ROLL OVER! SPEAK! ROLL OVER! I SAID SIT!!!
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Posted by: Arizona Police at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 09:46 AM (irmnC)
Don't. It's something you'll egret.
It tastes bittern anyway.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:44 AM (Dn4Uq)
You roast the Heon over a flamingo.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 09:46 AM (QGpIE)
Posted by: Caliban at April 05, 2018 09:46 AM (QE8X6)
Pro tip: You have to let the little "worm" hang out & wiggle to entice them.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 09:46 AM (yX09K)
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
oh, no! it's not you Kris it's me. those rotors are slow this morn'.
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (lhCKd)
Don't. It's something you'll egret.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 "
Muldoon, Jr.?
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (aJKfQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (wYseH)
Don't worry, he'll get his tern.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (XMDuf)
There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.
Bye.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (eytER)
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Yes, but she's gonna suspect you're hitting on her.
"Nice shose. Are they comfortable? My GF/Wife is always on the lookout for good looking & comfortable shoes"
Then what ever she replies throw in some BS question about if she thinks they would make a good present or something.
She's still gonna know you're hitting on her. Good luck.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (YMUVJ)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at April 05, 2018 09:48 AM (KMTBh)
(I know, I know, use a spoon and a butane torch. You bastards have done this to me!)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2018 09:42 AM
Wren you do, let us know on the Food Thread how it turned out.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2018 09:48 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Jim H at April 05, 2018 09:48 AM (SUd6i)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 09:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 05, 2018 09:49 AM (LQLeS)
Don't. It's something you'll egret.
It tastes bittern anyway.
You roast the Heon over a flamingo.
...
Not much fun having to crane over the pot all day.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 09:49 AM (ROV4u)
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (lhCKd)
.No worries. Jokes are really hard to do on a written format. Unlike the more practiced jesters here, I was unable to properly convey how firmly my tongue rested inside my cheek.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (os9UJ)
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (lhCKd)
I'd like for everyone to take a minute and bask in the utter uselessness of that sentence. Good effort Vox. You've successfully reached the singularity of stupid. Again.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (gCJeK)
The Mets, Brewers and D'Backs all lead their divisions in the NL. (Blah blah blah only 5 games played.)
Sounds like a fantastic playoffs to me.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (72PAC)
wiki tells me Lord Sydney is the short dark guy with a small bow and Col. Acland is the tall guy with the long bow
I was misled by the title
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 09:51 AM (QGpIE)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293271/
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (LiyEm)
I'm sorry I've never heard of him.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 05, 2018 09:51 AM (nBr1j)
I'd like for everyone to take a minute and bask in the utter uselessness of that sentence. Good effort Vox. You've successfully reached the singularity of stupid. Again.
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I like how Vox thinks that is a new idea that has never been tried before.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:51 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (irmnC)
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She's more woman than he'll ever have.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (os9UJ)
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Wasn't he married to Sarah Silverman?
No way he left that witch with infact testicles.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (YMUVJ)
The Braves are on pace for a 108-54 season. So there.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Help, I'm being impressed! at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (LQLeS)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293271/
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (LiyEm)
I read the transcript. It infuriates me.
Kimmel is a misogynistic xenophobic snob.
He has no problem with women with accents if they are his housekeeper, maid, or prostitute.
But not in a woman with higher social standing than him.
NOKD
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (os9UJ)
...and more man than he'll ever be.
Posted by: BignJames at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (0+nbW)
You know what else is big bucks?
The surgery it takes to re-attach your hand.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 09:53 AM (irmnC)
The surgery it takes to re-attach your hand.
Posted by: garrett
and arm
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 05, 2018 09:53 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:53 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:53 AM (lhCKd)
.
For a real debate, I give you the one I heard at DnD last night about who's character was better, a tall barbarian or a wizard with a tentacle arm.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:53 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:35 AM (Dn4Uq)
I sort of hate how "dank" has pretty much become almost entirely a pothead term (even though it's not being used that way in this case) these days.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 09:54 AM (XMDuf)
Don't. It's something you'll egret.
It tastes bittern anyway.
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Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:44 AM (Dn4Uq)
I grebe to see such torture of the English language, and I cry fowl!
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2018 09:55 AM (2K6fY)
Turtle hunting is barbaric.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at April 05, 2018 09:55 AM (r9UYA)
No one said coonasses were the smartest people in the world.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 09:55 AM (QGpIE)
Nice shoes. They'd look great next to my bed.
Posted by: JackStraw
Nice shoes, I almost didn't notice your tits
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 09:55 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:55 AM (lhCKd)
https://tinyurl.com/ybu5xumy
Fen, a while back, I started a silly little wordpress blog called Other People's Stuff, and I want you to know I've frequently used pics you link to here. (Always with an appropriate h/t.) Thanks.
Will definitely be using the Disney dogs pic!
mindfulwebworker.wordpress.com
Posted by: mindful webworker - blog blog blog - blog blog oman at April 05, 2018 09:56 AM (OZZ16)
Posted by: Gaius Juilius Caesar at April 05, 2018 09:56 AM (yLFxu)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2018 09:55 AM (2K6fY)
that made me grackle
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2018 09:56 AM (0O7c5)
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (hMwEB)
Lead surgeon in London hospital says hospital is like an Afghan war zone.
And curiously, all the victims of violence seem to have names like Muhammad, Sarouk, Khan, Hadim. But that's probably just a coincidence, right?
This is what "celebrating diversity!" looks like, dummies.
Maybe they should change their beloved slogan to something more descriptive, like "Embrace International Idiocy!" or "Celebrate Carnage in the New Caliphate!" or some such.
https://tinyurl.com/yahp954t
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Hikaru
Dank & musty still best describes Hillary's hoo-ha.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (yX09K)
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at April 05, 2018 09:58 AM (UffTt)
The Braves are on pace for a 108-54 season. So there.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (Boy/L)
To hell with them, their infiinite division win streak and stunning inability to at least beat the yankees. Useless, the lot of them.
(That said, the Braves are going to be very scary in a couple years.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 09:58 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM
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.I thought he was killed by a Bazooka round at the Battle of Little Bighorn.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 05, 2018 09:59 AM (+Dllb)
Glad you like them and can use them. Thx for letting me know. I have looked at your blog-unless it was under another name before. I enjoyed it
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 09:59 AM (tpDAe)
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Not when they get renamed to the Atlanta Pears.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:59 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2018 09:59 AM (RIKJa)
Posted by: Huma at April 05, 2018 09:59 AM (vg8iE)
The Braves are on pace for a 108-54 season. So there.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (Boy/L)
To hell with them, their infiinite division win streak and stunning inability to at least beat the yankees. Useless, the lot of them.
(That said, the Braves are going to be very scary in a couple years.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 09:58 AM (72PAC)
To be fair, the Yankees are in league with Satan so that complicates things.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 05, 2018 10:00 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM
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.I thought he was killed by a Bazooka round at the Battle of Little Bighorn.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 05, 2018 09:59 AM (+Dllb)
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Wiki says it was a slingshot at Custer's Second-to-Last Stand.
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 10:00 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (oMtOd)
To dreeeeeam the impossible dreeeeeeeam
To fiiiiiiight the unbeatable fooooooe
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:00 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ranting SJW at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (QGpIE)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 09:58 AM (72PAC)
Ha...the Yankees will buy all their young talent.
Posted by: BignJames at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (0+nbW)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293271/
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (LiyEm)
I read the transcript. It infuriates me.
Kimmel is a misogynistic xenophobic snob.
He has no problem with women with accents if they are his housekeeper, maid, or prostitute.
But not in a woman with higher social standing than him.
NOKD
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (hMwEB)
When the burning time comes some people need to be vanquished with a fucking axe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (aMlLZ)
My application has been submitted. I'm just waiting to hear back.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM
It bothers me that I had to look that one up. I must be getting distracted by work at work.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (p+Wdc)
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.
Posted by: @votermom
never make eye contact.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (yX09K)
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (hMwEB)
Wear blinders. Never appear to look in her general direction. Never say anything to her at all if possible, unless you're tall and attractive. Then it's game on.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:02 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 10:02 AM (oMtOd)
The Muslims are killing the Muslims?
I do not understand why this is considered a problem; this sort of cultural expression should be encouraged and celebrated.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 10:03 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (yX09K)
really the best advice
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 05, 2018 10:03 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: ahzoo at April 05, 2018 10:04 AM (wK745)
I went to an anointing service at the Eastern orthodox Church last night. They had TEN scripture passages in their service. They don't fool around. If people are complaining to that Priest, I am not hearing about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:04 AM (tpDAe)
https://tinyurl.com/y9q3ulll
...ah, it'll come to me.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 05, 2018 10:04 AM (AM1GF)
direction. Never say anything to her at all if possible, unless you're
tall and attractive. Then it's game on.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:02 AM (NWiLs)
pffttt...men can try pretending not to look..but we women are crafty and can spot a side eye peep from across the hallway.
Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:05 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 05, 2018 10:00 AM (RD7QR)
Ah...the lamentations of the jealous.
It is music to our ears.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 10:05 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:05 AM (a0IVu)
That's why the blinders. Makes side eye glimpses impossible.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:05 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (aMlLZ)
My battleaxe and I are ready!
(I wrote an Ode to My Battleaxe the other day. I love my battleaxe in a manly way.)
Posted by: Uthbehrt the Aromatic at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (hLRSq)
Prayers up for Ms. 'J'...and 10 scripture passages??? How long was the service?
Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM
There's taking one for the Team, and then there's above and beyond the call of duty.
rickb223, you have done both. The fact that you've lived to tell the tale of the tail is just icing on the cake.
The Horde salutes you!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (ctuyM)
Oh! to be, uh, less than 29 again!
Posted by: mindful webworker - didn't bleed much at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (OZZ16)
Posted by: Sir Robin of Locksley at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (gbWkA)
Oh! to be, uh, less than 29 again!
Posted by: mindful webworker - didn't bleed much at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (OZZ16)
Use a Dremel.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:07 AM (NWiLs)
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.
Posted by: @votermom
never make eye contact.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (yX09K)
then get accused of not interacting with the womyns becuz you is a misogynist
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2018 10:07 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:07 AM (NWiLs)
I am trying to get doggeh used to a Dremel
He keeps trying to lick it
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 05, 2018 10:08 AM (hMwEB)
I always see people say "OMG DON'T DO THAT THE UNIVERSE WILL EXPLODE AND YOUR SOUL WILL MELT BEFORE SATAN" but that hasn't been my experience at all.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:08 AM (YMUVJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 10:08 AM (/tuJf)
This won't be a problem in my new job.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 10:08 AM (/tuJf)
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I never had any issues with it either.
Posted by: Stormy D. at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2018 10:07 AM (0O7c5)
claim you are "on the spectrum" and counter accuse them of being intolerant to the otherwise abled
we should make a card game of these
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (hMwEB)
Hour and a half including anointing. There were also long prayers. Holy week is the endurance marathon for the EO church, God bless them!. I think they have about 14 services in 12 days . I had to laugh because the liturgy said that it was for six priests. There was only one priest there and he had a cold) and a Deacon but a lector read everything but the Gospels
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (tpDAe)
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.
Posted by: @votermom
never make eye contact.
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Or show fear.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (hMwEB)
I've long thought a 'Cards Against Humanity' but not batshit liberal edition would be a great seller.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 10:10 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2018 10:07 AM (0O7c5)
"If you won't give me the opening to have you fired or jailed for being a rapist, then I'll have you fired or jailed for being a bigot."
Such Empowement, Much Liberation.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 10:10 AM (XMDuf)
But the immigrant-bashing is a nice touch.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 05, 2018 10:10 AM (Ndje9)
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Poor Jimmy. It must kill him that Melania is First Lady and he's not.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 10:11 AM (vg8iE)
Or show fear.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)
keep some chocolates in your pocket
in case of approaching female coworker, casually place on someone's desk and quickly leave while she is distracted
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 05, 2018 10:11 AM (hMwEB)
@RealDonaldTrump 15h
A raisin faced turd muffin responds-
I served 6 Presidents, 3 Rs & 3Ds. I directly supported Clinton, Bush 43, and Obama. While I didn't agree with all their policy choices, I admired and respected all of them, as they put country above their personal interests. Not so with you, as your self adoration is disgraceful
@JohnBrennan 10h
Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 10:12 AM (r9UYA)
I'm not really trying to civilize anyone (I don't know how civilized I am, really) -just putting up funny pictures or nice stories or devotional-for those interested - to let myself and everyone else kibe reminded that political corruption is not the entirety of life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:12 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Lord Sydney at April 05, 2018 10:12 AM (ATVNj)
Always mention to female co-workers when it looks like they've gained a little weight in the backside. They can't see back there themselves so they'll appreciate your effort.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 05, 2018 10:12 AM (LOgQ4)
This Otanhi kid. Looks pretty good.
The damn yankees are going to hit approximately 1,000 HR's, strikeout approximately 5,000 times, and win 110 games. (I hate them.)
Best case scenario World Series right now is looking like Mets v. Angels.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 10:12 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:12 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Paolo at April 05, 2018 10:13 AM (ctuyM)
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.
Posted by: @votermom
What's your feeling on shoe mirrors?
Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 10:13 AM (r9UYA)
She's just trying to bring a touch of class to the place. But, yes, it's like putting fresh-cut flowers in the gym locker room.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what's that smell? at April 05, 2018 10:14 AM (OZZ16)
long prayers. Holy week is the endurance marathon for the EO church,
God bless them!. I think they have about 14 services in 12 days . I had
to laugh because the liturgy said that it was for six priests. There was
only one priest there and he had a cold) and a Deacon but a lector read
everything but the Gospels
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (tpDAe)
That is endurance and dedication.
Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:14 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2018 10:14 AM (2Mnv1)
He probably ate the chips too but I'll never forget him slicing up that cellophane and chomping it down. Gross.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:14 AM (YMUVJ)
Posted by: Seth Rich at April 05, 2018 10:15 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Negative. Sadly, he was personally napalmed in his PT Boat by President Franklin D. Roosevelt flying an F-14 Tomcat at the Battle of Jutland in 1588. Queen Elizabeth I sent her condolences to his widow, Ephriam Zimbalist Jr.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2018 10:15 AM (RIKJa)
Posted by: Fritz
A good tanned hide is so satisfying.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 10:15 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:16 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 10:15 AM (r9UYA)
.Pfft. I never found it satisfying when my father tanned my hide.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 10:17 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 10:15 AM
Particularly when it's hanging on the shed, Fred.
Posted by: Clyde at April 05, 2018 10:18 AM (ctuyM)
I've long thought a 'Cards Against Humanity' but not batshit liberal edition would be a great seller.
What a loathsome game that is.
Posted by: ======== Strelnikov! ======== at April 05, 2018 10:18 AM (pNxlR)
She is lovely, gracious and appears to be juggling her role and
motherhood to the best of her abilities. Isn't this what we want to
have?
Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:16 AM
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.Thos attributes are why he is angry with her. Remember he slobbered all over michelle obama on his TV show when she was 1st lady.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 05, 2018 10:19 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 10:19 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:16 AM (a0IVu)
She's a lot taller than he is and completely and totally out of his league.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 10:19 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2018 10:07 AM (0O7c5)
claim you are "on the spectrum" and counter accuse them of being intolerant to the otherwise abled
we should make a card game of these
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (hMwEB)
"Victimology!"
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
I do not understand why this is considered a problem; this sort of cultural expression should be encouraged and celebrated.
_______________________
If they were doing it in their own lands. But they're doing it in ours, and we are the ones paying for their treatment in our hospitals, and we are also the ones paying for their living expenses while they're spending their unlimited free time amassing weapons and learning how to build IED's and conspiring with their fellow muhammadans. And we are also the ones who get maimed and killed when they decide to turn their unlimited murderous rage towards the "infidels" who have welcomed them into western lands.
London used to be a nice, relatively safe city. It's not anymore, and probably never will be again. And that's thanks to the idiots who think that diversity is something to be celebrated.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
I remember when he used to have "home tips with porn stars" on the man show. Was Stormy ever one of them?
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (FZYNt)
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No shit, Bobby. You elitist assholes want us dead and we don't want to die.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)
What was Kimmel's beef with the First Lady, anyway? She is lovely, gracious and appears to be juggling her role and motherhood to the best of her abilities. Isn't this what we want to have?
Mangina Kimmel loves one who obviously is packing (penis envy, y'know). One sporting a codpiece is even better and - while attired in the house drapery - to die for.
Posted by: ======== Strelnikov! ======== at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (+y/Ru
Too many of us, just the right amount of them.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (65FCq)
@JohnBrennan 10h
Liar. You serve yourself.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (irmnC)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (aMlLZ)
I have a flail that I've been itching to use
Posted by: josephistan at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (0tfLf)
https://tinyurl.com/y8hhl78l
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (aMlLZ)
I have a flail that I've been itching to use
Posted by: josephistan at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (7HtZB)
I have a Cold Steel warhammer I need to try out.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (/tuJf)
Because she is married to Donald Trump and Jimmy Kimmel is a little bitch-boy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (hLRSq)
____________________________
Uh, no! That's roadkill!
Posted by: Old Codger at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (HvZln)
Posted by: t-bird at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (65FCq)
Until they return all of the money they earned, they can shove that shit up their asses.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (irmnC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (tpDAe)
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I am beyond seeing anymore of De Niro's shitty movies.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:24 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:24 AM (irmnC)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (/tuJf)
Truth.
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:25 AM (Bdeb0)
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.
Posted by: @votermom
Well...that's not going to happen.
Actually some of the best interactions I've had with women happened with a compliment about her shoes.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2018 10:25 AM (0tfLf)
@JohnBrennan 10h
Do mirrors reflect your image?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 10:25 AM (hLRSq)
I don't believe the Bible actually addresses dating co-workers. If that's all your soul has to worry about-provided you're not cheating on a spouse-you may be in good shape. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:25 AM (tpDAe)
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I am beyond seeing anymore of De Niro's shitty movies.
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A pitiful, feeble, deteriorating old man, desperately trying to hold onto his former self, knowing full well time's up sooner than he'd like.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (bZ7mE)
I'm sure some puter searches would tell more about that.
Also, my copy of Jellicoe's Grand Fleet was formerly owned by a naval officer of that name.
Posted by: George LeS at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (+TcCF)
who was the communist dissident who said he regretted that their was no resistance so that when the men came in the middle of the night they didnt fear being shot or killed ?
Posted by: McCool at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (Izjjo)
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (OyyDO)
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It's called FEAR & Outright PANIC
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (65FCq)
Since it is relatively easy to pull the wool over the women in HR, always use ambiguous words like 'caboose' when referring to a womans backside. 'Rack' is another handy word.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 05, 2018 10:27 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:27 AM (65FCq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:25 AM (tpDAe)
But it does use the marriage of Hosea and Gomer to illustrate the lack of fidelity between the tribes of Israel and Yahweh. Just as Hosea would not sleep with his wife for several years after recovering her from sins of the flesh, so the tribes of Israel would suffer in abandonment until the reconciliation with their Father.
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:27 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (y7DUB)
Sounds like it's time to put on that Nurse Outfit and give him another Sponge bath.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (irmnC)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
Niiice.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (aMlLZ)
Since it is relatively easy to pull the wool over the women in HR, always use ambiguous words like 'caboose' when referring to a womans backside. 'Rack' is another handy word.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
also accepted is "knockers" as in door and "harass" is commonly 2 words
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (FZYNt)
and folders from Pale Moon to Brave I am in. But I haven't found one,
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Very late to the thread, but iirc the pale moon side offers a "backup to html" choice. Not the most elegant, but you'd be able to open it with brave and then click.
You might even be able to point brave at that file as your homepage but I don't have any personal experience.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (rF9rk)
She is lovely, gracious and appears to be juggling her role and
motherhood to the best of her abilities. Isn't this what we want to
have?
Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:16 AM
.
.Thos attributes are why he is angry with her. Remember he slobbered all over michelle obama on his TV show when she was 1st lady.
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Kimmel is really into trannies! Especially those with biggers than his own! (All three)
Posted by: Old Codger at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (HvZln)
I think Brennan should just can it in trying to publicly flog Trump on. Twitter It's embarrassing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM
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.I disagree, he needs to ramp it up IMO. Every time he opens his big mouth Trump's approval numbers go up.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (+Dllb)
Unfortunately his life was cut short by a sniper's bullet on the first day of the Battle of Gettysburg.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
Sir Joshua Reynolds' ?
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (lhCKd)
.
Perhaps I should leave the jokes to the professionals. Oh well.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
I think it was Chesterton who tells of a man who was a fount of trivia like that. It came out that he had made everything up. GKC decided this showed him to be a great artist.
Posted by: George LeS at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (+TcCF)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 05, 2018 10:29 AM (Rh6dp)
So, I'm guessing "Why are you still wearing a bra?" isn't a good thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2018 10:29 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Okay, I'll only do this once (a month)
...
Other People's Stuff
mindfulwebworker.wordpress.com
The new blog is not the old website. New blog is just me being lazy stealing other people's stuff, as the header says.
Other People's Videos, the sister site
otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com
Even lazier, just playlists of other people's videos.
Mindful Webworks
mindfulwebworks.com
The original website with my stuff. Alas, it (a) is overdue for remodeling, and (b) after some health problems a couple of years ago, and, more importantly, (c) my computers all crumbling irreparably, I don't seem to be doing much of my own work anymore, although I added a couple of things recently, trying to get back to the webworking habit despite hinderances.
If you go to the main website, ignore the cafepress ads because they eliminated my shops after a year of no activity. The PayPal button may still work, I don't know, nobody's ever used it.
Oh, and the YouTube channel
youtube.com/user/mindfulwebworker
Where they recently told me that due to policy changes, folks so miserably unpopular as to have too few views in the past year don't get monetized at all, which means me.
One thing's for sure, I'm as un-monetized as you can get on all channels.
Yet I will not go shoot up YouTube. CafePress, maybe... I had a hellalotta products set up. That never sold.
*sigh* wanders off to walk outside for a while...
Posted by: mindful webworker - life online is weird at April 05, 2018 10:30 AM (OZZ16)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbwHUumFRGw
Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 10:30 AM (Sp1NT)
Because unlike Robert Deniro, I don't suck at everything except acting.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:30 AM (YMUVJ)
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.
Or how much cake she shoveled into her face.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 10:30 AM (ROV4u)
https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (tpDAe)
Chamberlain did die from wounds received during the war, but it took him about 50 years to do it. And he served 4 terms as the Governor of Maine in the meantime.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (KP5rU)
Is DeNiro still trying to be a tough guy? Both he and Biden are so cute challenging the President to fisticuffs.
Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (fuK7c)
Or, you know, find it necessary to point out how saturated the culture is by homosexuality, as it's being shoved down people's throats.
Whether you like it or not, there ARE insidious elements of society that want to indoctrinate you with their views, and those views tend to be anti-Western tradition, and for those so inclined to care, Judeo-Christian morals.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (9chmE)
True, but not applicable to paintings done hundreds of years ago.
I do get the strong impression that a lot of people don't really grasp that fashion etc is culturally determined, and what might seem "faggy" to us may be quite normal masculine getup from another age. Men wore pink quite commonly before the Victorian age, I believe.
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (bZ7mE)
orthodox Church last night. They had TEN scripture passages in their
service. They don't fool around. If people are complaining to that
Priest, I am not hearing about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:04 AM
Lovely service, isn't it?
And tonight, there are 12. And that's just the Gospel readings!
Seriously, go if you can. It's long, but it's a beautiful service.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (p+Wdc)
My cousin is his assistant.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (irmnC)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 10:32 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Gumby at April 05, 2018 10:32 AM (2LelM)
Must suck knowing that's a two way street.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (yX09K)
https://twitter.com/flotus
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (LiyEm)
Oh and Vic's story about the NY Comptroller's letter to the credit card companies. Not only was his letter a conspiracy to oppress constitutional rights,
it was also a violation of 15 U.S. Code 1 - a conspiracy in restraint of
trade. Nice, two major federal felonies in one letter. I've written up a complaint about that, and I'm about to leave to go find a federal judge to hand my complaint to. See you folks later.
Posted by: An Observation at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (V681g)
So, I'm trying it out and it let me download all my bookmarks from Chrome and allowed me to also download passwords!
A very nice browser.. I'm done done done with Chrome and Google.. I set Bing as my default search engine.. we'll see hwo that goes as I do some really deep searches for my work (and for fun too).
Schweet!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2018 10:29 AM (0tfLf)
only if you make is sound like a complement. for example: " Why are you still wearing a bra, because I bet your tatas look good without it" may work...
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (65FCq)
Young woman in the elevator yesterday at work. Dressed nicely in a black outfit. A walnut-sized hole in the back seam of her pants, revealing cheeks (noticed by happenstance, naturally). Next time she sat down, I could imagine that hole ripping and embarrassing her. Mention it helpfully, or not?
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (72PAC)
If you are lookinh for good makeup at unbelievably reasonable prices, try Deciem.
My daughter and I loved them before, but now we love them even more:the owner of the company ( a Canadian) just came out with a public declaration if support for OUR President Trump
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (cF+iE)
who was the communist dissident who said he regretted that their was no resistance so that when the men came in the middle of the night they didnt fear being shot or killed ?
Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2018 10:35 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)
That would be a no.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 10:35 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (LiyEm)
By golly, it's like those jizz swillers had an agenda.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 10:35 AM (y7DUB)
Yakov Smirnoff
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:35 AM (irmnC)
who was the communist dissident who said he regretted that their was no resistance so that when the men came in the middle of the night they didnt fear being shot or killed ?
Posted by: McCool at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (Izjjo)
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn:
https://tinyurl.com/ycrbfrx7
Posted by: josephistan at April 05, 2018 10:35 AM (7HtZB)
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Nah. Enjoy the suspense and hope for a blossoming.
Posted by: Gumby at April 05, 2018 10:35 AM (2LelM)
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LOL. I have a real problem not staring in fascination at the colored-in eyebrows popular right now. Templates are available at drugstores. Is this for some staging on selfies or what? Looks ridonkulous in person so I am staring at eyebrows rather than getting business done.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 05, 2018 10:36 AM (MIKMs)
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I take great offense to being accused of having an agenda.
Posted by: Shep! at April 05, 2018 10:36 AM (vg8iE)
It's all in the intonation, you say "oh girl, I LOVE your Prathath, I with I could get those in my thize!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 10:36 AM (k1TUh)
If you are lookinh for good makeup at unbelievably reasonable prices, try Deciem.
My daughter and I loved them before, but now we love them even
more:the owner of the company ( a Canadian) just came out with a public
declaration if support for OUR President Trump
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (cF+iE)
I'll check 'em out. Thanks for the tip.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2018 10:37 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:37 AM (sX1BW)
My cousin is his assistant.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (irmnC)
_________
Assistant?
My ex forced me to sit through "The Intern"
Good Lord that was such a pile. I've force forgotten all of it except how much it sucked.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:37 AM (YMUVJ)
https://twitter.com/flotus
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (tpDAe)
Dear Melania ...
... you're a big improvement over your predecessor. Granted, women from Kashyyyk ain't really my thing. All the same ... bet you'd look great carrying a bowcaster.
Regards ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 10:38 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)
I don't see any problem with that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnXPGF0pvJU
Posted by: josephistan at April 05, 2018 10:38 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM
Of course. But in writing. A short note worded something like, "I can see your actual butt cheeks" is certain to be appreciated.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 05, 2018 10:38 AM (LOgQ4)
them even more:the owner of the company ( a Canadian) just came out
with a public declaration if support for OUR President Trump
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (cF+iE)
Ohhh! I am going to check them out. I love make up.
Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:38 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:38 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:39 AM (irmnC)
So, I'm trying it out and it let me download all my bookmarks from Chrome and allowed me to also download passwords!
A very nice browser.. I'm done done done with Chrome and Google.. I set Bing as my default search engine.. we'll see hwo that goes as I do some really deep searches for my work (and for fun too).
Schweet!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (so+oy)
__________
The only issue I've had with Brave has been that you cannot force allow pop-ups and it can't run the ad-nauseum adblock extension.
Other than that, it's great!
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:39 AM (YMUVJ)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Negative, Ghost Rider.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Harp seal at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (pBFTi)
Posted by: Grapefruit hater at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (5gaNQ)
Let the ladies do the noticing (they will.) Pretend you did not see.
Ladies with salaries, buy yourself a three way mirror.
******
Note about risky click above: that's someone's loop and remix of a youtube shooter clip, not one of her originals.
Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (Sp1NT)
I think all the services are lovely. I'm sure with all the services as well as the fasting, EO have a wonderful celebration when they can say "Christ is Risen Indeed" I'm sure tonight will be lovely too, but I always feel a little sad when I cannot take communion, particularly on the day remembering the Last Supper. f I can I think I will go to the Easter Vigil-because I love the big candles and processing around the church and then leave before communion. (I have a service Sunday morning) My son sai after our Easter service "I think we needed more panoply to celebrate Easter". We did what we could but we are a small church. I think he would appreciate the Easter Vigil and staying up late without being on the computer.
Pray for Father P He needs his strong voice. Thx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (tpDAe)
Ann Landers once remarked, "At age 20, we worry about what others think
of us. At 40, we don't care what they think of us. At 60, we discover
they haven't been thinking of us at all."
....
That formula puts Bobby DeNiro and his fellow travelers at a developmental age of around 10.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 10:43 AM (ROV4u)
Absolutely no idea.
Posted by: ScoggDog
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Go find that picture of Barry and the shotgun.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 05, 2018 10:43 AM (rF9rk)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM
Use poetry, such as:
"I see London, I see France."
The gals love poetry.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 10:43 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)
_________
Remember, it's just a hole, till you being the glory!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 05, 2018 10:43 AM (YMUVJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever
Or throwing a baseball
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 10:44 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever
Or throwing a baseball
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 10:44 AM (FZYNt)
Or working out
Posted by: josephistan at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: IC
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Perhaps. Which is why I always have a piece of fruit in my hand when I exclaim "Nice pair!"
Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (Un7SJ)
Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Contraindicated, dude.
Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (5gaNQ)
Better do it anonymously, otherwise that's an admission you were looking at her ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
As a male, there is no safe way to broach the subject.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (Y42RP)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 10:46 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Zod at April 05
________
And it will stay an imagine-ing until you grab life by the horns and pants by the seams and crack open that sweet cherry pie!!!!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 05, 2018 10:46 AM (YMUVJ)
Posted by: garrett
mkay, who is his Girl Thursday ? or Girl Wednesday for that matter ??
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:46 AM (65FCq)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (Y42RP)
__________
The don't broach it safely. Go raw. Feels better anyway.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Raw Dog Advocate at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (YMUVJ)
You waited till she stood up to see if sitting had made the hole bigger?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (/tuJf)
https://tinyurl.com/ycrbfrx7
Thanks !
The town in IL that wants to ban AR's made me think of this ...
Do they think a Sheriff is going to send his men around to collect these 'outlawed' guns ?
Posted by: McCool at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (Izjjo)
As a male, there is no safe way to broach the subject.
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Oh, HER pants. Not interested then.
Posted by: Shep at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (sX1BW)
Thanks for filling me in, and I am glad you are not going to shoot up Youtube-but I am not surprised- and am glad about that!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (5gaNQ)
If there was one moment that crystalized for me how fawning and corrupt the media has become, it was Obama throwing out a first pitch.
The NYT headline was "Without a Bounce" while the picture showed the catcher scooping a ball out of the dirt in front of home plate.
It was such a flat out lie that you almost had to stand back in wonder.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 10:48 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 10:48 AM (Sp1NT)
i imagine that will be challenged ?
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:48 AM (65FCq)
Posted by: vivi at April 05, 2018 10:48 AM (11H2y)
https://tinyurl.com/ycrbfrx7
Thanks !
Posted by: McCool at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (Izjjo)
ScoggSon is about a year away from getting that for required reading. From me.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 10:49 AM (fiGNd)
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Quite possibly, the most emasculating moment in American history.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:49 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (Bdeb0)
Post pics of her exposed backside on SnapChat or Instagram or 4chan or whatever photo sharing site is cool at the moment?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2018 10:49 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: eleven at April 05, 2018 10:50 AM (+lOpA)
Melania Trump@ Flotus
The First Lady has 10 M followers.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 05, 2018 10:50 AM (m0lmR)
This was in Don't Ask, Don't Tell days.
So yes, we will think you're gay if you comment on shoes, undoubtedly!
Posted by: GatorGirl at April 05, 2018 10:50 AM (0n7DV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 05, 2018 10:50 AM (rF9rk)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Send 49 copies to the office copier.
Don't pick up.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (Y42RP)
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Quite possibly, the most emasculating moment in American history.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:49 AM (sX1BW)
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Did you see 50 Cent's first pitch?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (tpDAe)
As a male, there is no safe way to broach the subject.
No man can safely raise the topic, unless you can seamlessly weave into conversation. Preferably funny enough to have her in stitches.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (MIKMs)
What'd I miss?
Posted by: eleven at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (5gaNQ)
heh heh. You said fag. cuz you're a FAG!!!
Posted by: Beavis at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (k1TUh)
My cousin is his assistant.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (irmnC)
His assistant, or his "assistant"?
Posted by: Disney Pitch Meeting Guy at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (5eT3f)
So yes, we will think you're gay if you comment on shoes, undoubtedly!
Posted by: GatorGirl at April 05, 2018 10:50 AM (0n7DV)
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Quite you!
Ferragamo makes excellent men's dress shoes.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (YMUVJ)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (m0lmR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM
Will do, Fen. You can tell our priests and chanters are getting tired. Glad you're enjoying the services, though. Today starts the real marathon, and since I'm one of the readers for Sunday morning (two of them, actually), and my family is hosting dinner this year, I don't really get to rest until Sunday night. There's a reason I always take Bright Monday off.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:38 AM (+y/Ru)
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Who's allergic to trees? That doesn't even make sense. And I'll bet if you check her degree, it's in something like political science or social science, as with those who are the lead authors for IPCC papers.
Posted by: SAnd dteve and Cold Bear at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Grapefruit hater at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (/qEW2)
Maybe it's from being on an island but the Brit's versions of dysfunctionality are uniquely weird. Most musicians are leftys and usually quite dimwitted about it; but in the improv field the Brit socialists are a gaggle of malignantly Stalinist fuckheads who would readily put us all in camps.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:53 AM (5gaNQ)
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So you're saying it's pretty much guaranteed that she's going to report him to HR.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 05, 2018 10:53 AM (rF9rk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (9ZlHt)
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To be fair he's on the DL too.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:53 AM (YMUVJ)
A very nice browser.. I'm done done done with Chrome and Google.. I set Bing as my default search engine.. we'll see hwo that goes as I do some really deep searches for my work (and for fun too).
Schweet!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
It is a Chrome derivative. Supposedly without the crap and questionable stuff, but still.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 05, 2018 10:53 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:54 AM (65FCq)
This is reasonable advice, but it is not the course of action that Zod took.
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 10:54 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (tpDAe)
She's going to HR.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2018 10:55 AM (ptqGC)
She will only have to wonder if you noticed, not live with the fact that you did.
Don't give her female coworkers any ammunition either - you will never get left out of the story, because you have just made it an office story.
No, let some friend give her the alert, or let her discover herself.
She'll buy the mirror and/or the necessary lean cuisines and all will be well.
Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 10:55 AM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Well, you're here and not dead or in jail. Wut happened?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2018 10:55 AM (ptqGC)
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Lots of tree allergies. For me it is worse than ragweed. Next two months are going to be bad as they are budding out and soon the flowers.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 05, 2018 10:56 AM (MIKMs)
This is reasonable advice, but it is not the course of action that Zod took.
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If you are the top salesman at the company, you can also say:
"Nice hole on your backside ... your pants are ripped too."
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:56 AM (sX1BW)
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Mmm, office romance.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 05, 2018 10:56 AM (rF9rk)
Pretty sure there's no Ficus in the Office...but, who the hell knows?
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:56 AM (irmnC)
Are those the trees that have nuts?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 05, 2018 10:57 AM (aVYsC)
Well, then he needs to tell one of her female co-workers.
But we don't really know she's a nutcase?.
Seems to me someone told me once I had a rip in my pants and I didn't go to HR-but that was in the Middle Ages.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:57 AM (tpDAe)
One thing about car sales, I could have said anything to a female coworker there about stuff like that. It was the least pc environment I've ever worked in.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 10:58 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (tpDAe)
She's going to HR.
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This is pretty much what HR was made for - well evolved to and now lives for.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:58 AM (sX1BW)
Don't tell her = your fault for not telling her
Yay
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 05, 2018 10:58 AM (rF9rk)
Ironwood Tree will kill me when it's in season.
Closes my airways in under 2 minutes or so. Scary shit.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:58 AM (irmnC)
You didn't do that did you?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 10:59 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:59 AM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (tpDAe)
She's going to HR.
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This is pretty much what HR was made for - well evolved to and now lives for.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:58 AM (sX1BW)
Things started going to shit when they stopped calling it "Personnel."
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:59 AM (NWiLs)
It was the boarding schools responsible for that.
Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 10:59 AM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 10:59 AM (QGpIE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 11:00 AM (k1TUh)
It was the boarding schools responsible for that.
Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 10:59 AM (Sp1NT)
By many an account, those places were cesspits of homoerotic sadasochism.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 11:00 AM (NWiLs)
Do you always refer to yourself without using "I"? kind of like Queen Victoria, "We are not amused?"
Well, then, you will have another option for the next time some woman has a hole in her pants and you notice because you were staring at her rear. ;^) J/K
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 11:00 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: GatorGirl at April 05, 2018 10:50 AM (0n7DV)
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Quite you!
Ferragamo makes excellent men's dress shoes.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu
The bows on them are faaaaaabulous!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 11:00 AM (Y42RP)
I've always said this incident was proof it pays to advertise.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 11:00 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 11:01 AM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)
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The HR drag on shareholder value is immense.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: eleven at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)
The thoughts of a demi-god are, by definition, pure.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (fiGNd)
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The HR drag on shareholder value is immense.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (sX1BW)
The new thing is "Talent Acquisition and Management." Seriously? Everybody's a fucking modeling agency now?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 11:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 11:03 AM (irmnC)
A man simply does not notice.
That's the rule. It's a fine rule, unless life depends upon breaking it.
Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 11:03 AM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 11:01 AM (5gaNQ)
I guess the likes of De Niro convinced them to internalize antisemitism. sad.
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 11:03 AM (lC1I9)
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Brennan's tweet is a remarkable insight into a sociopath's mindset. He is clearly oblivious to the fact that which he accuses the President Hubris, is what he demonstrates himself.
Brennan starts his own tweet "I" so yes, it is all about himself, and then runs down his resume. *sigh* credentialism is what you go to when you lack actual competence. He, a criminal, presumes the right to judge a duly elected President, for citing a poll. Yet, pre election all we heard about were polls. Non stop.
He's a hopeless case.
Self adoration: Does he even remember Obama's "I" "Me" "My" presidency?
Probably just whistling past the graveyard since that's about all he's got left.
Sad clown.
Posted by: simplemind at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (LgT+V)
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)
The thoughts of a demi-god are, by definition, pure.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (fiGNd)
When Zeus was cheating on his wife Helena by seducing, raping and impregnating every babe in Greece, was he being immoral?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (fiGNd)
Only By half.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (XMDuf)
So why should I pay attention to him?
I'd tell DeNiro to just shut up and go make some good movies, but he doesn't even do that any more.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 11:03 AM (NWiLs)
Self-Employment really is The Shit. Its about so much more than the money.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (QGpIE)
You WILL find yourself in front of HR, being at least sentenced to 20 hours of sexual harassment training or worse, being suspended for harassing her.
First question would be , why are you looking at her ass?
Being nice won't get you anywhere. That train for men left a while ago. The idiot feminists have destroyed any kind of gentlemanly behavior being shown to women with their screeching mee too crap.
Mr.Jen and I have been invited to a Hillsdale lecture next week in which the featured speaker is Heather MacDonald, to discuss the dangers of the #MeeToo movement. It should be interesting and Hillsdale usually puts these types of lectures online later.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (m0lmR)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (tKF1g)
A man simply does not notice.That's the rule. It's a fine rule, unless life depends upon breaking it.
Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 11:03 AM (Sp1NT)
A man who "does not notice" is not a man.
Kneel.
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 05, 2018 11:05 AM (p6e8W)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 05, 2018 11:05 AM (O5Q3r)
Ah. Sweet solitude.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 11:05 AM (ROV4u)
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (sX1BW)
----
I used to work in a corporate environ in a previous life. 20 years ago the self appointed gender ambiguous HR harpies were fucking insufferable.
I cant imagine the havoc they wreak in todays PCs culture.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 05, 2018 11:05 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (nBr1j)
Screw you.
Posted by: The Goddess Hera at April 05, 2018 11:05 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (nBr1j)
Dude showed up as a goose to chase some tail.
I don't know about immoral - but he sure as Hell was creative.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 11:05 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 11:06 AM (QGpIE)
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 11:07 AM (lC1I9)
Why must they keep fighting dead Nazis (and seeing them behind every bush) rather than noticing that the islamists will start brutalizing them like in Europe?
Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 11:08 AM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 11:06 AM (QGpIE)
Pacino > Stewart in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 11:08 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 11:09 AM (XMDuf)
Posted by: ro-man at April 05, 2018 11:10 AM (RuIsu)
Kneel.
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)
Of course you notice. How could any man not?But you don't notice. That's the rule.Manners is full of terrible, wonderful lies, such as "how good of you to come" and "Thank you for the wonderful evening".
Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 11:12 AM (Sp1NT)
You didn't see. You were thinking about next quarter figures and handball with Dave next Wednesday.
Close escape for her, really.
Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 11:15 AM (Sp1NT)
I've met people who are lefty but kinda meh on abortion or gun control or school vouchers or other things but never ever Israel.
One of my friends wives is Jewish (he's a Trumpist), but she's an anti-Israel nutter and it perplexes me to no end.
It's always full moonbattery on that one.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 11:17 AM (YMUVJ)
Lefties always fixate on the wrong thing and confuse and conflate. If you segregate a segment of society because of racism and exploitation that's bad. If you segregate them because they are psychopaths trying to kill you and your family, that's good. Prisons are a type of segregation. Would the leftists say that ... ? Oh wait. Never mind.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 05, 2018 11:20 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 05, 2018 11:38 AM (nQHw/)
These people are completely f*cking deranged. There is no other way to look at it. Israel is the only pluralistic, free society in the Middle East. To call them "apartheid" is not only objectively ignorant but oozing deranged hatred.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 05, 2018 12:03 PM (H8QX8)
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