Mid-Morning Open Thread

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Colonel Acland And Lord Sydney: The Archers
Sir Joshua Reynolds

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 st?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:24 AM (Dn4Uq)

2 Worst archery stance ever

Posted by: DamnCat at April 05, 2018 09:24 AM (TVknX)

3 What am I looking at?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 09:24 AM (72PAC)

4 Could have been first. Read the sidebar. Dammit!

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 05, 2018 09:25 AM (N3JsI)

5 Their camo game is weak.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:25 AM (Dn4Uq)

6 Dandy!

Posted by: Undocumented at April 05, 2018 09:26 AM (5NMZN)

7 The Longbow v Crossbow debate invades another thread.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 09:26 AM (hLRSq)

8 could not be more gay. happy trails.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 05, 2018 09:26 AM (KP5rU)

9 Looks like they already bagged one. Doe behind them.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:27 AM (Dn4Uq)

10 They shouldn't be standing so close together, should they? I mean that looks like an accident waiting to happen.

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:27 AM (oMtOd)

11 Interesting look. I like it.

Would look good on velvet, too.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 09:27 AM (vg8iE)

12 They already have a buck, two ducks, and maybe some sort of heron.

Nothing left to shoot but the Paolo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:27 AM (fuK7c)

13 Willowed from last thread:

If there is a utility for transferring my bookmarks
and folders from Pale Moon to Brave I am in. But I haven't found one,
and I sure don't want to do it manually.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 09:19 AM


According to bluebell, there's only one URL you need:

https://tinyurl.com/y73w38dy

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (ctuyM)

14 They have bagged a deer and some birds, so they must know something of what they are doing.

But the bow the guy in green is using - is that a sawed off long bow? I thought those were banned.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (hLRSq)

15 Cummerbund denotes rank?

Posted by: BignJames at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (0+nbW)

16 Is that this week's theme? Gay?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (9chmE)

17 fairies wear boots.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (KP5rU)

18 The organization they started has now changed its name to "Pink Pistols"

Posted by: Undocumented at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (5NMZN)

19 Green Guy's bow is smaller but it's a recurve.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (Dn4Uq)

20 Men in tights. Never a good look.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (/tuJf)

21 They shouldn't be standing so close together, should they? I mean that looks like an accident waiting to happen.
Posted by: bluebell


They're really "close" friends. IYKWIM.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (yX09K)

22 People should not run with longbows.

Posted by: Shep at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (r9UYA)

23 Remember when Ed Henry and FOX News went after Obama's cabinet officials profligate spending?

His story on flying Moochie's mom around the world was Pulitzer -worthy.

Courage.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (aYKMr)

24 Longbows or Mary Ann?

Posted by: mindful webworker - confused, but not as much as Hillary at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (OZZ16)

25 Fancy boys.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:30 AM (sX1BW)

26 You're correct, Duncanthrax: the One True URL.

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:30 AM (oMtOd)

27 fake archers, where is the quiver ?? I ask you where is it ? they have a pile of game, so are they reusing one arrow?

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:30 AM (lhCKd)

28 Green Guy's bow is smaller but it's a recurve.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


The water was COLD!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 09:30 AM (yX09K)

29 "They already have a buck, two ducks, and maybe some sort of heron"

It looks like the heron is still alive. And that they've trained it to be a pointer.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 05, 2018 09:30 AM (aVYsC)

30 Looks like long bow verses faggy cupid bow.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (aMlLZ)

31 Men in tights. Never a good look.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (/tuJf)
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On a somewhat related note, are you going to apply for that RI job that's in the sidebar?

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (oMtOd)

32 A quick note before I go back to a meeting....

There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.


Bye.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (eytER)

33 20
Men in tights. Never a good look.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:29 AM (/tuJf)
The Renaissance version of skinny jeans. Not a good look on a man.

Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (OyyDO)

34 Wait. Is that an M107??

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (6YZm7)

35 Sensible bow and arrow control, please!

Posted by: Colin at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (JgmPY)

36 Looks like they already bagged one. Doe behind them.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:27 AM (Dn4Uq)


Doe? What's with the antlers?

Perhaps like the fellows in the foreground, gender is fluid.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (9chmE)

37 >>On a somewhat related note, are you going to apply for that RI job that's in the sidebar?

My application has been submitted. I'm just waiting to hear back.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (/tuJf)

38 21
They shouldn't be standing so close together, should they? I mean that looks like an accident waiting to happen.

Posted by: bluebell

What could happen?

Posted by: William Rufus at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (OyyDO)

39 What is that behind them and at their feet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (rBnYq)

40 Those have to be the two weirdest bow stances I've ever seen.... and I've seen "Men In Tights"!

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (XKZwp)

41 Too dank and dark.

Posted by: Tom Kincaid at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (r9UYA)

42 Lord Sydney has a very big ...bow.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (hMwEB)

43 Guy in green looks like Longshanks son from Braveheart.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:33 AM (sX1BW)

44 According to bluebell, there's only one URL you need:

https://tinyurl.com/y73w38dy

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2018 09:28 AM (ctuyM)

I keep getting a message that the site won't open for another 81 years...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 09:33 AM (wYseH)

45 Nobody needs an assault bow.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (sX1BW)

46 So I guess there's no point in looking for the snipers?

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (RD7QR)

47 What about...staring directly at her breasts and saying:

"Ay...that's-a nice pair a *shoes* ya got right there, y'know what I'm sayin? heh heh."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (Dn4Uq)

48 Why are certain people obsessed with the sexual orientation of either artists or their models-all of whom are long dead?. Albrecht Durer was a great artist and engraver. I don't care who he slept with. He certainly wasn't broadcasting it.

I enjoy the painting style of Joshua Reynolds. I like the hills and the trees in the far background.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (tpDAe)

49
Those have to be the two weirdest bow stances I've ever seen.... and I've seen "Men In Tights"!


Posted by: pookysgirl at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (XKZwp)

That's what they wore in the Mel Brooks, Robin Hood movie....

Posted by: Colin at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (JgmPY)

50 My application has been submitted. I'm just waiting to hear back.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (/tuJf)
--------

I'm rooting for you.

The comments on that article were funny.

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (oMtOd)

51 Terrible painting. The background is dark and muddy and the smaller bow is a kiddy bow. Terrible. Nothing inspiring, no motivation. Looks surreal, unreal, like the painter had a bad hangover.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (roQNm)

52 What could happen?


Posted by: William Rufus at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM (OyyDO)


Eye don't know.

Posted by: Harold the Saxon at April 05, 2018 09:35 AM (hLRSq)

53 gayer than 2 guys sucking each others dicks

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 09:35 AM (FZYNt)

54 A quick note before I go back to a meeting....



There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.





Bye.







Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (eytER)


Nonsense. The trick is to use it as a means to come on to them, without sounding like you're coming on to them. But this is one of the greatest opportunities for men on the prowl: learn how to notice and say something meaningful about their shoes, hats, scarves and any and all manner of accessories.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2018 09:35 AM (9chmE)

55 The buck identifies as a doe.

Also, I didn't embiggen and didn't have my glasses on.

That's one dank forest. Gives off a Blair Witch vibe.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:35 AM (Dn4Uq)

56 Trees = Art

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (FZYNt)

57 I keep getting a message that the site won't open for another 81 years...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 09:33 AM (wYseH)
---------

At least the Red Sox have won a World Series this decade.

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (oMtOd)

58 Their faces are similarly colored in a slightly unreal way, but it works in this painting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (rBnYq)

59 I enjoy the painting style of Joshua Reynolds. I like the hills and the trees in the far background.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (tpDAe)
Reynolds was most known for his landscapes--really his skyscapes. He seems to have loved dramatic cloud formations.Unfortunately his life was cut short by a sniper's bullet on the first day of the Battle of Gettysburg.

Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (OyyDO)

60 Nobody needs an assault bow.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (sX1BW)


An AR-7 Assault Bow with the thing that goes up and then comes down.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (hLRSq)

61 The fellas in that painting could use some toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Sunripened Fish Taco at April 05, 2018 09:37 AM (qB3GS)

62 Well, plenty of skill and technique, but very oddly stylized, like an icon or something.

And, I suspect the years have not been kind to its original coloring, fading oddly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2018 09:37 AM (39g3+)

63 Why are certain people obsessed with the sexual orientation of either artists or their models-all of whom are long dead?. Albrecht Durer was a great artist and engraver. I don't care who he slept with. He certainly wasn't broadcasting it.


Because everyone here is eleven years old and has to point out the fags so you won't think they're the fag.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (fuK7c)

64 60 Nobody needs an assault bow.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (sX1BW)


An AR-7 Assault Bow with the thing that goes up and then comes down.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive!

He needs the chainsaw bayonet to clear that bush

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (FZYNt)

65 I choose to believe that the one guy who looks like he is pointing at the ground is taking out a tree rat so I approve mightily.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (mf5HN)

66 A quick note before I go back to a meeting....

There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.


Bye.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (eytER)

How about- Those are great looking shoes

Posted by: LASue at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (Z48ZB)

67 Terrible painting. The background is dark and muddy
and the smaller bow is a kiddy bow. Terrible. Nothing inspiring, no
motivation. Looks surreal, unreal, like the painter had a bad hangover.





Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (roQNm)


It's practically pornographic. Absurdly phallic and suggestive.


As I was saying yesterday: All painters (among others) until proven otherwise, are gay.


I don't care how many chicks this guy bedded in his lifetime, he's gayer than Sir Ian McCellan.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (9chmE)

68 >>>53 gayer than 2 guys sucking each others dicks
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 09:35 AM (FZYNt)
________
Are you sure? We should test to be sure.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (YMUVJ)

69 Oh my gosh! I love that painting. Have never seen it before. I'll bet the two gentlemen portrayed had a blast posing for the artist.

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (aJKfQ)

70 Their suits blend in nicely with the coloring of the forest. I guess that's how they did camouflage in those days.

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (oMtOd)

71 Horns you say? I had to take my glasses off and put my nose on the screen to see the horns. I thought they were gnarly tree roots.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (roQNm)

72 There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.

Women wear shoes?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (39g3+)

73 Vox on econ:

Vox
@voxdotcom
Restricting demand for fossil fuels means costs to consumers. It's time to consider restricting supply.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (+y/Ru)

74 Long bow versus recurve bow?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (iBMrD)

75 Women wear shoes?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

they are supposed to be barefoot in the kitchen

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (FZYNt)

76
I choose to believe that the one guy who looks like he is pointing at
the ground is taking out a tree rat so I approve mightily.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (mf5HN)


I like to think they're at our border crossing and having a field day. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (aMlLZ)

77 Unfortunately his life was cut short by a sniper's bullet on the first day of the Battle of Gettysburg.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (OyyDO)

Sir Joshua Reynolds' ?

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (lhCKd)

78 Why the hell are they killed Herons?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (QGpIE)

79 Restricting demand for fossil fuels means costs to consumers. It's time to consider restricting supply.

---------------

Woohoo - free money. Weeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (sX1BW)

80 No, we're straight. Just...merry.

Posted by: Robin Hood - Men in Tights at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (NWiLs)

81 32 A quick note before I go back to a meeting....

There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.


Bye.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (eytER)

Well, I guess you could go with "Are those FMPs? Because I got the message!" but that might run afoul of some kind of sexual harassment thing.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (RD7QR)

82 I believe Jeff Sessions or the Keebler Elf is living in the hollow of that tree. I can see a pointy ear sticking up through the bunghole.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (r9UYA)

83 Come on guys,what is gay about a couple of guys mincing through the woods shooting longbows together?

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (LiyEm)

84 Some folks seem a little grumpy today. ;^) Here are some cute pictures of service dogs at Disney:

https://tinyurl.com/ybu5xumy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (tpDAe)

85 A quick note before I go back to a meeting....

There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.


Bye.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (eytER)

Well, I guess you could go with "Are those FMPs? Because I got the message!" but that might run afoul of some kind of sexual harassment thing.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (RD7QR)

do not complement women on their attire in a business setting

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (lhCKd)

86
How about- Those are great looking shoes

...


Ghey.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (ROV4u)

87 Looks like it's a you either love or you hate it kind of a painting today.

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (aJKfQ)

88 Off topic but over on the Chans, "Q" has posted. Says watch the news today. Says Trump has been up all night.
Something big must be about to drop.
Arrests? Indictments? HRC video release?
He also alludes that the Nat'l Guard was activated not just for protecting the border.
Very interesting posts to say the least. He also says that Mark Zuckerberg will be stepping down from FB.
Yikes, I've got my popcorn ready today

Posted by: Rockysan99 at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (m7LQK)

89 On a somewhat related note, are you going to apply for that RI job that's in the sidebar?
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM


As is often the case, the devil is in the details. The JD specifies the applicant must be willing to do "light pond maintenance".

This also entails swimming to-and-fro in the pond, dressed appropriately for the camp, in an attempt to 'bait' the resident snapping turtles to come up off the bottom.

If you succeed, and can out-swim them, your buddies can capture the turtle.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (ctuyM)

90 Herons are Retard Swans. They deserve it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (Dn4Uq)

91 Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (fuK7c)

That's a faggy thing to say.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (QGpIE)

92 A lot of people don't know that Brokeback Mountain is based on an old English tale of two archers.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:42 AM (sX1BW)

93 How do you cook a heron?


(I know, I know, use a spoon and a butane torch. You bastards have done this to me!)

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2018 09:42 AM (2K6fY)

94 Nobody else noticed that the one archer had the chainsaw bayonet attachment that bumps up?
___________

And, since I was late to the last thread, I want to just bring this forward:

Sorry Bill, my sequined thong is at the cleaners.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet


I... just never before thought about the additional discomfort, over and above the butt floss, of sequins!!

Thank you for letting me unload that. I feel much better now. (Goes for more coffee.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - confused, but not as much as Hillary at April 05, 2018 09:43 AM (OZZ16)

95 How about- Those are great looking shoes

...


Ghey.

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Not if you follow up with "They go great with your Ti--."

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:43 AM (sX1BW)

96 I enjoy the painting style of Joshua Reynolds. I like the hills and the trees in the far background.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 09:34 AM (tpDAe)

That's just gay.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 05, 2018 09:43 AM (UBzPO)

97 Vox
@voxdotcom
Restricting demand for fossil fuels means costs to consumers. It's time to consider restricting supply.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 09:39 AM (+y/Ru)

Restricting supply without increasing costs, hmmm.
He means like ration cards, I guess?
#GoLongOnBlackMarketFutures

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:43 AM (hMwEB)

98 How do you cook a heron?


Don't. It's something you'll egret.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:43 AM (fuK7c)

99 ICYMI

check out the finalists for CLFA Book of the year and vote for your fave
link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:44 AM (hMwEB)

100 98 How do you cook a heron?


Don't. It's something you'll egret.

It tastes bittern anyway.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:44 AM (Dn4Uq)

101 this is just plain ghey


Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2018 09:44 AM (0O7c5)

102 77
Unfortunately his life was cut short by a sniper's bullet on the first day of the Battle of Gettysburg.

Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (OyyDO)



Sir Joshua Reynolds' ?

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (lhCKd)
.
Perhaps I should leave the jokes to the professionals. Oh well.

Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (OyyDO)

103 It's practically pornographic. Absurdly phallic and suggestive.

-
And the racial undertones.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (+y/Ru)

104

EM KUMQUAT FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (mPeei)

105 >>Reynolds was most known for his landscapes--really his skyscapes. He seems to have loved dramatic cloud formations.Unfortunately his life was cut short by a sniper's bullet on the first day of the Battle of Gettysburg.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (OyyDO)

AKA Joshua Reynolds Chamberlain. Altho I believe this guy was Sam Johnson's friend.

Posted by: Caliban at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (QE8X6)

106 "I like to think they're at our border crossing and having a field day. lol"

Now this would be something to see. Henry V and his Agincourt archers lined up at the border waiting for the invaders to get in range..

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (aJKfQ)

107 Don't. It's something you'll egret.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:43 AM (fuK7c)

Are you robin Muldoon of his limelight?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (wYseH)

108 There is a definite tinge of gayishness to that pic.
Also, they look anemic.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (LQLeS)

109 Why are certain people obsessed with the sexual
orientation of either artists or their models-all of whom are long
dead?. Albrecht Durer was a great artist and engraver. I don't care who
he slept with. He certainly wasn't broadcasting it.


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Because everyone here is eleven years old and has to point out the fags so you won't think they're the fag.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (fuK7c)

Or, you know, find it necessary to point out how saturated the culture is by homosexuality, as it's being shoved down people's throats.

Whether you like it or not, there ARE insidious elements of society that want to indoctrinate you with their views, and those views tend to be anti-Western tradition, and for those so inclined to care, Judeo-Christian morals.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (9chmE)

110 84 Some folks seem a little grumpy today. ;^) Here are some cute pictures of service dogs at Disney:

https://tinyurl.com/ybu5xumy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 09:41 AM (tpDAe)

SIT! BEG! ROLL OVER! SPEAK! ROLL OVER! I SAID SIT!!!

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

Posted by: Arizona Police at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (NWiLs)

111 Alt Title : Cocks Out

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 09:46 AM (irmnC)

112 100 98 How do you cook a heron?


Don't. It's something you'll egret.

It tastes bittern anyway.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:44 AM (Dn4Uq)

You roast the Heon over a flamingo.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 09:46 AM (QGpIE)

113 Oh, I see--it was a joke. Age has wasted my so-called mind.

Posted by: Caliban at April 05, 2018 09:46 AM (QE8X6)

114 This also entails swimming to-and-fro in the pond, dressed appropriately for the camp, in an attempt to 'bait' the resident snapping turtles to come up off the bottom.


Pro tip: You have to let the little "worm" hang out & wiggle to entice them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 09:46 AM (yX09K)

115 Perhaps I should leave the jokes to the professionals. Oh well.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (OyyDO)


oh, no! it's not you Kris it's me. those rotors are slow this morn'.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (lhCKd)

116 "How do you cook a heron?


Don't. It's something you'll egret.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 "

Muldoon, Jr.?

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (aJKfQ)

117 Are you robin Muldoon of his limelight?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (wYseH)

Don't worry, he'll get his tern.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (NWiLs)

118 Jimmy Kimmel attacks Melania Trump

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293271/

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (LiyEm)

119 Weird.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (XMDuf)

120 >>>32 A quick note before I go back to a meeting....

There really is no good way for a man to compliment a woman on her shoes without sounding like a LGBYTHSCTWSWXYZ whatever type.


Bye.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 09:31 AM (eytER)
_______
Yes, but she's gonna suspect you're hitting on her.

"Nice shose. Are they comfortable? My GF/Wife is always on the lookout for good looking & comfortable shoes"

Then what ever she replies throw in some BS question about if she thinks they would make a good present or something.

She's still gonna know you're hitting on her. Good luck.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (YMUVJ)

121 Typical cowardly, weak white men. Killing things at a distance instead of engaging in arm to arm combat with spears.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at April 05, 2018 09:48 AM (KMTBh)

122 How do you cook a heron?
(I know, I know, use a spoon and a butane torch. You bastards have done this to me!)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2018 09:42 AM


Wren you do, let us know on the Food Thread how it turned out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2018 09:48 AM (ctuyM)

123 Friends of Legolas?

Posted by: Jim H at April 05, 2018 09:48 AM (SUd6i)

124 "Nice shoes. Are they comfortable? My GF/Wife is always on the lookout for good looking & comfortable shoes. I'm gonna cut your feet off at the ankles and add them to the collection."

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 09:48 AM (NWiLs)

125 A crossbow vs. longbow tableau?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 05, 2018 09:49 AM (LQLeS)

126 How do you cook a heron?


Don't. It's something you'll egret.


It tastes bittern anyway.

You roast the Heon over a flamingo.
...

Not much fun having to crane over the pot all day.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 09:49 AM (ROV4u)

127 oh, no! it's not you Kris it's me. those rotors are slow this morn'.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (lhCKd)
.No worries. Jokes are really hard to do on a written format. Unlike the more practiced jesters here, I was unable to properly convey how firmly my tongue rested inside my cheek.

Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (OyyDO)

128 Jimmy Kimmel attacks Melania Trump
=====

She's more woman than he'll ever have.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (os9UJ)

129 "Those are some very nice shoes. They must go well with your bra."

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (lhCKd)

130 It's time to consider restricting supply.

I'd like for everyone to take a minute and bask in the utter uselessness of that sentence. Good effort Vox. You've successfully reached the singularity of stupid. Again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (gCJeK)

131 Politics is too frustrating right now.

The Mets, Brewers and D'Backs all lead their divisions in the NL. (Blah blah blah only 5 games played.)

Sounds like a fantastic playoffs to me.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (72PAC)

132 ATTENTION!

wiki tells me Lord Sydney is the short dark guy with a small bow and Col. Acland is the tall guy with the long bow

I was misled by the title

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (hMwEB)

133 Had a friend in Louisiana who 'hunted' logger head snapping turtles. It's like snoodling only scarier. You have to feel for which direction the ridges are going on the back of the shell. You then take the proper position behind the turtle to grab it and bring it to the surface where someone is there to help drag it in the perot. Snapper turtle meat is big bucks.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 09:51 AM (QGpIE)

134 Jimmy Kimmel attacks Melania Trump

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293271/
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (LiyEm)

I'm sorry I've never heard of him.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 05, 2018 09:51 AM (nBr1j)

135 It's time to consider restricting supply.

I'd like for everyone to take a minute and bask in the utter uselessness of that sentence. Good effort Vox. You've successfully reached the singularity of stupid. Again.

-------

I like how Vox thinks that is a new idea that has never been tried before.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:51 AM (sX1BW)

136 >> How about- Those are great looking shoes


Those shoes do great things for your ass.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (irmnC)

137 >>>128 Jimmy Kimmel attacks Melania Trump
=====

She's more woman than he'll ever have.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (os9UJ)
__________
Wasn't he married to Sarah Silverman?
No way he left that witch with infact testicles.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (YMUVJ)

138 The Mets, Brewers and D'Backs all lead their divisions in the NL. (Blah blah blah only 5 games played.)

The Braves are on pace for a 108-54 season. So there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (Boy/L)

139 They're shooting at peasants, I mean pheasants.

Posted by: Help, I'm being impressed! at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (LQLeS)

140 118 Jimmy Kimmel attacks Melania Trump

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293271/
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (LiyEm)

I read the transcript. It infuriates me.
Kimmel is a misogynistic xenophobic snob.
He has no problem with women with accents if they are his housekeeper, maid, or prostitute.
But not in a woman with higher social standing than him.
NOKD

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (hMwEB)

141 You guys are going to get poor Witchdoktor fired.

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (oMtOd)

142 She's more woman than he'll ever have.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 09:50 AM (os9UJ)

...and more man than he'll ever be.

Posted by: BignJames at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (0+nbW)

143 >>Had a friend in Louisiana who 'hunted' logger head snapping turtles. It's like snoodling only scarier. You have to feel for which direction the ridges are going on the back of the shell. You then take the proper position behind the turtle to grab it and bring it to the surface where someone is there to help drag it in the perot. Snapper turtle meat is big bucks



You know what else is big bucks?

The surgery it takes to re-attach your hand.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 09:53 AM (irmnC)

144 You know what else is big bucks?

The surgery it takes to re-attach your hand.
Posted by: garrett

and arm

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 05, 2018 09:53 AM (FZYNt)

145 >>Those shoes do great things for your ass.

Nice shoes. They'd look great next to my bed.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:53 AM (/tuJf)

146 "Nice shoes ! Do they carry them in size 14 ? My G/F is looking for a pair just like that.."

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:53 AM (lhCKd)

147 The crossbow/longbow debate is still going on? I thought for sure that the superiority of the longbow would have been agreed upon by now.
.
For a real debate, I give you the one I heard at DnD last night about who's character was better, a tall barbarian or a wizard with a tentacle arm.

Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:53 AM (OyyDO)

148 55 That's one dank forest. Gives off a Blair Witch vibe.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:35 AM (Dn4Uq)


I sort of hate how "dank" has pretty much become almost entirely a pothead term (even though it's not being used that way in this case) these days.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 09:54 AM (XMDuf)

149 How do you cook a heron?





Don't. It's something you'll egret.



It tastes bittern anyway.
\
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 09:44 AM (Dn4Uq)


I grebe to see such torture of the English language, and I cry fowl!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2018 09:55 AM (2K6fY)

150 >>133 Had a friend in Louisiana who 'hunted' logger head snapping turtles. It's like snoodling only scarier. You have to feel for which direction the ridges are going on the back of the shell. You then take the proper position behind the turtle to grab it and bring it to the surface where someone is there to help drag it in the perot. Snapper turtle meat is big bucks.

Turtle hunting is barbaric.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at April 05, 2018 09:55 AM (r9UYA)

151 Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 09:53 AM (irmnC)M

No one said coonasses were the smartest people in the world.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 09:55 AM (QGpIE)

152 145 >>Those shoes do great things for your ass.

Nice shoes. They'd look great next to my bed.
Posted by: JackStraw

Nice shoes, I almost didn't notice your tits

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 09:55 AM (FZYNt)

153 Witchdoctor is smart enough not to follow any advice that comes from the likes of ...these people

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:55 AM (lhCKd)

154 FenelonSpoke: ...Here are some cute pictures of service dogs at Disney:
https://tinyurl.com/ybu5xumy


Fen, a while back, I started a silly little wordpress blog called Other People's Stuff, and I want you to know I've frequently used pics you link to here. (Always with an appropriate h/t.) Thanks.

Will definitely be using the Disney dogs pic!

mindfulwebworker.wordpress.com

Posted by: mindful webworker - blog blog blog - blog blog oman at April 05, 2018 09:56 AM (OZZ16)

155 Definitely teh ghey

Posted by: Gaius Juilius Caesar at April 05, 2018 09:56 AM (yLFxu)

156 I grebe to see such torture of the English language, and I cry fowl!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2018 09:55 AM (2K6fY)
that made me grackle

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2018 09:56 AM (0O7c5)

157 In the office, do NOT look at a gal's shoes, or at her cleavage, or at her butt.
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (hMwEB)

158
Lead surgeon in London hospital says hospital is like an Afghan war zone.

And curiously, all the victims of violence seem to have names like Muhammad, Sarouk, Khan, Hadim. But that's probably just a coincidence, right?

This is what "celebrating diversity!" looks like, dummies.

Maybe they should change their beloved slogan to something more descriptive, like "Embrace International Idiocy!" or "Celebrate Carnage in the New Caliphate!" or some such.

https://tinyurl.com/yahp954t

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (fqUgw)

159 I sort of hate how "dank" has pretty much become almost entirely a pothead term (even though it's not being used that way in this case) these days.
Posted by: Hikaru


Dank & musty still best describes Hillary's hoo-ha.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (yX09K)

160 mindful, Fen is always trying to civilize us. She's a real trooper. I fear it's an impossible dream though.

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (oMtOd)

161 so they take it in the egress?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at April 05, 2018 09:58 AM (UffTt)

162 138 The Mets, Brewers and D'Backs all lead their divisions in the NL. (Blah blah blah only 5 games played.)

The Braves are on pace for a 108-54 season. So there.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (Boy/L)

To hell with them, their infiinite division win streak and stunning inability to at least beat the yankees. Useless, the lot of them.

(That said, the Braves are going to be very scary in a couple years.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 09:58 AM (72PAC)

163 >>>>>Unfortunately his life was cut short by a sniper's bullet on the first day of the Battle of Gettysburg.


Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM
.
.
.I thought he was killed by a Bazooka round at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 05, 2018 09:59 AM (+Dllb)

164 Posted by: mindful webworker - blog blog blog - blog blog oman at April 05, 2018 09:56 AM (OZZ16)

Glad you like them and can use them. Thx for letting me know. I have looked at your blog-unless it was under another name before. I enjoyed it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 09:59 AM (tpDAe)

165 (That said, the Braves are going to be very scary in a couple years.)

------------

Not when they get renamed to the Atlanta Pears.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 09:59 AM (sX1BW)

166 Finally, the age old question is answered: Crossbows win, because Longbows are Teh Ghey.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2018 09:59 AM (RIKJa)

167 Dank & musty still best describes Hillary's hoo-ha.
==========

I would say "pickeled."

Posted by: Huma at April 05, 2018 09:59 AM (vg8iE)

168 162 138 The Mets, Brewers and D'Backs all lead their divisions in the NL. (Blah blah blah only 5 games played.)

The Braves are on pace for a 108-54 season. So there.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (Boy/L)

To hell with them, their infiinite division win streak and stunning inability to at least beat the yankees. Useless, the lot of them.

(That said, the Braves are going to be very scary in a couple years.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 09:58 AM (72PAC)

To be fair, the Yankees are in league with Satan so that complicates things.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 05, 2018 10:00 AM (RD7QR)

169 Unfortunately his life was cut short by a sniper's bullet on the first day of the Battle of Gettysburg.


Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM
.
.
.I thought he was killed by a Bazooka round at the Battle of Little Bighorn.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 05, 2018 09:59 AM (+Dllb)
-----------

Wiki says it was a slingshot at Custer's Second-to-Last Stand.

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 10:00 AM (oMtOd)

170 160 mindful, Fen is always trying to civilize us. She's a real trooper. I fear it's an impossible dream though.
Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (oMtOd)

To dreeeeeam the impossible dreeeeeeeam
To fiiiiiiight the unbeatable fooooooe

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:00 AM (NWiLs)

171 Atlanta Braves must change their names. It's an insult to refer to Indians as Brave. Wait what?

Posted by: Ranting SJW at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (QGpIE)

172 (That said, the Braves are going to be very scary in a couple years.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 09:58 AM (72PAC)

Ha...the Yankees will buy all their young talent.

Posted by: BignJames at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (0+nbW)

173 18 Jimmy Kimmel attacks Melania Trump



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293271/

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 09:47 AM (LiyEm)



I read the transcript. It infuriates me.

Kimmel is a misogynistic xenophobic snob.

He has no problem with women with accents if they are his housekeeper, maid, or prostitute.

But not in a woman with higher social standing than him.

NOKD

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:52 AM (hMwEB)

When the burning time comes some people need to be vanquished with a fucking axe.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (aMlLZ)

174 On a somewhat related note, are you going to apply for that RI job that's in the sidebar?



My application has been submitted. I'm just waiting to hear back.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 09:32 AM


It bothers me that I had to look that one up. I must be getting distracted by work at work.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (p+Wdc)

175 In the office, do NOT look at a gal's shoes, or at her cleavage, or at her butt.
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.


Posted by: @votermom


never make eye contact.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (yX09K)

176 157 In the office, do NOT look at a gal's shoes, or at her cleavage, or at her butt.
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (hMwEB)

Wear blinders. Never appear to look in her general direction. Never say anything to her at all if possible, unless you're tall and attractive. Then it's game on.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:02 AM (NWiLs)

177 RMBS! How's Holy Week going? You're almost there!

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 10:02 AM (oMtOd)

178 "And curiously, all the victims of violence seem to have names like Muhammad, Sarouk, Khan, Hadim. But that's probably just a coincidence, right?"


The Muslims are killing the Muslims?
I do not understand why this is considered a problem; this sort of cultural expression should be encouraged and celebrated.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 10:03 AM (hLRSq)

179 never make eye contact.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (yX09K)

really the best advice

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 05, 2018 10:03 AM (hMwEB)

180 wrong arrow position according to that danish archer guy

Posted by: ahzoo at April 05, 2018 10:04 AM (wK745)

181 Prayer request for "J". She is the 90 year old organist at the church I serve and works on the bulletin. Very talented woman . She doesn't want to get a hearing aide and can really use one. She can hear what she plays, but people have to get right up to her to shout to have a conversation which must be exhausting for her family. Today she write "The passage is 1st John 1-2:2" Do you want to shorten it?. People's attention might wander. "No; I will be fine" I said

I went to an anointing service at the Eastern orthodox Church last night. They had TEN scripture passages in their service. They don't fool around. If people are complaining to that Priest, I am not hearing about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:04 AM (tpDAe)

182 This pic reminds me of something...oh what is it...

https://tinyurl.com/y9q3ulll

...ah, it'll come to me.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 05, 2018 10:04 AM (AM1GF)

183 Wear blinders. Never appear to look in her general
direction. Never say anything to her at all if possible, unless you're
tall and attractive. Then it's game on.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:02 AM (NWiLs)
pffttt...men can try pretending not to look..but we women are crafty and can spot a side eye peep from across the hallway.

Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:05 AM (a0IVu)

184 To be fair, the Yankees are in league with Satan so that complicates things.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 05, 2018 10:00 AM (RD7QR)

Ah...the lamentations of the jealous.

It is music to our ears.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 10:05 AM (wYseH)

185 pffttt...men can try pretending not to look..but we women are crafty and can spot a side eye peep from across the hallway.
Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:05 AM (a0IVu)

That's why the blinders. Makes side eye glimpses impossible.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

186 When the burning time comes some people need to be vanquished with a fucking axe.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (aMlLZ)



My battleaxe and I are ready!

(I wrote an Ode to My Battleaxe the other day. I love my battleaxe in a manly way.)

Posted by: Uthbehrt the Aromatic at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (hLRSq)

187 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:04 AM (tpDAe)

Prayers up for Ms. 'J'...and 10 scripture passages??? How long was the service?

Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (a0IVu)

188 Dank musty still best describes Hillary's hoo-ha.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM


There's taking one for the Team, and then there's above and beyond the call of duty.

rickb223, you have done both. The fact that you've lived to tell the tale of the tail is just icing on the cake.

The Horde salutes you!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (ctuyM)

189 After an elaborate ritual involving a tub of warm water, a towel, a bright light, my reading glasses, two different size clippers, and a slight muscle cramp, I can announce that I have once again managed to trim my own toenails. A bit more of a challenge every decade.

Oh! to be, uh, less than 29 again!

Posted by: mindful webworker - didn't bleed much at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (OZZ16)

190 What ho? Our gay men of the greenwood! Stand fast varmints!

Posted by: Sir Robin of Locksley at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (gbWkA)

191 189 After an elaborate ritual involving a tub of warm water, a towel, a bright light, my reading glasses, two different size clippers, and a slight muscle cramp, I can announce that I have once again managed to trim my own toenails. A bit more of a challenge every decade.

Oh! to be, uh, less than 29 again!
Posted by: mindful webworker - didn't bleed much at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (OZZ16)

Use a Dremel.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:07 AM (NWiLs)

192 175 In the office, do NOT look at a gal's shoes, or at her cleavage, or at her butt.
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.


Posted by: @votermom




never make eye contact.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (yX09K)

then get accused of not interacting with the womyns becuz you is a misogynist

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2018 10:07 AM (0O7c5)

193 Use a Dremel.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:07 AM (NWiLs)

I am trying to get doggeh used to a Dremel
He keeps trying to lick it

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 05, 2018 10:08 AM (hMwEB)

194 I've dated a couple co-workers before. Never had any problems and I'm still at the same company and one of them is too.

I always see people say "OMG DON'T DO THAT THE UNIVERSE WILL EXPLODE AND YOUR SOUL WILL MELT BEFORE SATAN" but that hasn't been my experience at all.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:08 AM (YMUVJ)

195 >>Never mention any article of clothing.

This won't be a problem in my new job.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 10:08 AM (/tuJf)

196 Never mention any article of clothing.

This won't be a problem in my new job.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 10:08 AM (/tuJf)
========

I never had any issues with it either.

Posted by: Stormy D. at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (vg8iE)

197 then get accused of not interacting with the womyns becuz you is a misogynist
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2018 10:07 AM (0O7c5)

claim you are "on the spectrum" and counter accuse them of being intolerant to the otherwise abled

we should make a card game of these

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (hMwEB)

198 Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:06 AM (a0IVu)

Hour and a half including anointing. There were also long prayers. Holy week is the endurance marathon for the EO church, God bless them!. I think they have about 14 services in 12 days . I had to laugh because the liturgy said that it was for six priests. There was only one priest there and he had a cold) and a Deacon but a lector read everything but the Gospels

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (tpDAe)

199 In the office, do NOT look at a gal's shoes, or at her cleavage, or at her butt.
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.

Posted by: @votermom


never make eye contact.

-
Or show fear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)

200 we should make a card game of these
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (hMwEB)

I've long thought a 'Cards Against Humanity' but not batshit liberal edition would be a great seller.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 10:10 AM (72PAC)

201 192 then get accused of not interacting with the womyns becuz you is a misogynist


Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2018 10:07 AM (0O7c5)


"If you won't give me the opening to have you fired or jailed for being a rapist, then I'll have you fired or jailed for being a bigot."

Such Empowement, Much Liberation.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 10:10 AM (XMDuf)

202 Melania speaks in five languages. Kimmel thinks in none.

But the immigrant-bashing is a nice touch.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 05, 2018 10:10 AM (Ndje9)

203 Melania speaks in five languages. Kimmel thinks in none.
=========

Poor Jimmy. It must kill him that Melania is First Lady and he's not.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 10:11 AM (vg8iE)

204 -
Or show fear.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)

keep some chocolates in your pocket
in case of approaching female coworker, casually place on someone's desk and quickly leave while she is distracted

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 05, 2018 10:11 AM (hMwEB)

205 Still Rising: Rasmussen Poll Shows Donald Trump Approval Ratings Now at 51 Percent...

@RealDonaldTrump 15h

A raisin faced turd muffin responds-

I served 6 Presidents, 3 Rs & 3Ds. I directly supported Clinton, Bush 43, and Obama. While I didn't agree with all their policy choices, I admired and respected all of them, as they put country above their personal interests. Not so with you, as your self adoration is disgraceful

@JohnBrennan 10h

Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 10:12 AM (r9UYA)

206 Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 09:57 AM (oMtOd)

I'm not really trying to civilize anyone (I don't know how civilized I am, really) -just putting up funny pictures or nice stories or devotional-for those interested - to let myself and everyone else kibe reminded that political corruption is not the entirety of life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:12 AM (tpDAe)

207 When it comes to bows, size matters.

Posted by: Lord Sydney at April 05, 2018 10:12 AM (ATVNj)

208
Always mention to female co-workers when it looks like they've gained a little weight in the backside. They can't see back there themselves so they'll appreciate your effort.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 05, 2018 10:12 AM (LOgQ4)

209 More baseball:

This Otanhi kid. Looks pretty good.

The damn yankees are going to hit approximately 1,000 HR's, strikeout approximately 5,000 times, and win 110 games. (I hate them.)

Best case scenario World Series right now is looking like Mets v. Angels.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 10:12 AM (72PAC)

210 Kibe=be

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:12 AM (tpDAe)

211 The Paolo, he has, how you say, no problem 'interacting' with women at work.

Posted by: Paolo at April 05, 2018 10:13 AM (ctuyM)

212 >>199 In the office, do NOT look at a gal's shoes, or at her cleavage, or at her butt.
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.

Posted by: @votermom

What's your feeling on shoe mirrors?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 10:13 AM (r9UYA)

213 bluebell #160: mindful, Fen is always trying to civilize us. She's a real trooper. I fear it's an impossible dream though.

She's just trying to bring a touch of class to the place. But, yes, it's like putting fresh-cut flowers in the gym locker room.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what's that smell? at April 05, 2018 10:14 AM (OZZ16)

214 Hour and a half including anointing. There were also
long prayers. Holy week is the endurance marathon for the EO church,
God bless them!. I think they have about 14 services in 12 days . I had
to laugh because the liturgy said that it was for six priests. There was
only one priest there and he had a cold) and a Deacon but a lector read
everything but the Gospels

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (tpDAe)
That is endurance and dedication.

Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:14 AM (a0IVu)

215 Why aren't the womenfolk field dressing the game? Get to work, ladies, those deer aren't going to gut and skin themselves!

Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2018 10:14 AM (2Mnv1)

216 Jimmy Kimmel once ate a bag of potato chips with a knife and fork.

He probably ate the chips too but I'll never forget him slicing up that cellophane and chomping it down. Gross.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:14 AM (YMUVJ)

217 Not a good idea to piss off John Brennan.

Posted by: Seth Rich at April 05, 2018 10:15 AM (Ndje9)

218 .I thought he was killed by a Bazooka round at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Negative. Sadly, he was personally napalmed in his PT Boat by President Franklin D. Roosevelt flying an F-14 Tomcat at the Battle of Jutland in 1588. Queen Elizabeth I sent her condolences to his widow, Ephriam Zimbalist Jr.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2018 10:15 AM (RIKJa)

219 >>215 Why aren't the womenfolk field dressing the game? Get to work, ladies, those deer aren't going to gut and skin themselves!

Posted by: Fritz

A good tanned hide is so satisfying.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 10:15 AM (r9UYA)

220 What was Kimmel's beef with the First Lady, anyway? She is lovely, gracious and appears to be juggling her role and motherhood to the best of her abilities. Isn't this what we want to have?

Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:16 AM (a0IVu)

221 A good tanned hide is so satisfying.



Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 10:15 AM (r9UYA)
.Pfft. I never found it satisfying when my father tanned my hide.

Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 10:17 AM (OyyDO)

222 A good tanned hide is so satisfying.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 10:15 AM


Particularly when it's hanging on the shed, Fred.

Posted by: Clyde at April 05, 2018 10:18 AM (ctuyM)

223
I've long thought a 'Cards Against Humanity' but not batshit liberal edition would be a great seller.


What a loathsome game that is.

Posted by: ======== Strelnikov! ======== at April 05, 2018 10:18 AM (pNxlR)

224 >>>>What was Kimmel's beef with the First Lady, anyway?
She is lovely, gracious and appears to be juggling her role and
motherhood to the best of her abilities. Isn't this what we want to
have?



Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:16 AM
.
.
.Thos attributes are why he is angry with her. Remember he slobbered all over michelle obama on his TV show when she was 1st lady.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 05, 2018 10:19 AM (+Dllb)

225 And at dinner that night, Lady Sydney asked Lord Sydney "well dear, how was your outing with the Colonel today? and Lord Sydney replied "Oh, we had a very gay time indeed." Colonel Aceland smiled knowingly behind his eleganty folded handkerchief.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 10:19 AM (k1TUh)

226 What was Kimmel's beef with the First Lady, anyway?

Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:16 AM (a0IVu)

She's a lot taller than he is and completely and totally out of his league.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2018 10:19 AM (wYseH)

227 197 then get accused of not interacting with the womyns becuz you is a misogynist
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2018 10:07 AM (0O7c5)

claim you are "on the spectrum" and counter accuse them of being intolerant to the otherwise abled

we should make a card game of these
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 05, 2018 10:09 AM (hMwEB)

"Victimology!"

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (NWiLs)

228 The Muslims are killing the Muslims?
I do not understand why this is considered a problem; this sort of cultural expression should be encouraged and celebrated.
_______________________

If they were doing it in their own lands. But they're doing it in ours, and we are the ones paying for their treatment in our hospitals, and we are also the ones paying for their living expenses while they're spending their unlimited free time amassing weapons and learning how to build IED's and conspiring with their fellow muhammadans. And we are also the ones who get maimed and killed when they decide to turn their unlimited murderous rage towards the "infidels" who have welcomed them into western lands.

London used to be a nice, relatively safe city. It's not anymore, and probably never will be again. And that's thanks to the idiots who think that diversity is something to be celebrated.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (fqUgw)

229 .Thos attributes are why he is angry with her. Remember he slobbered all over michelle obama on his TV show when she was 1st lady.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

I remember when he used to have "home tips with porn stars" on the man show. Was Stormy ever one of them?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (FZYNt)

230 De Niro: We are 'beyond trying to see another person's point of view'...

-
No shit, Bobby. You elitist assholes want us dead and we don't want to die.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)

231
What was Kimmel's beef with the First Lady, anyway? She is lovely, gracious and appears to be juggling her role and motherhood to the best of her abilities. Isn't this what we want to have?


Mangina Kimmel loves one who obviously is packing (penis envy, y'know). One sporting a codpiece is even better and - while attired in the house drapery - to die for.

Posted by: ======== Strelnikov! ======== at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (pNxlR)

232 No shit, Bobby. You elitist assholes want us dead and we don't want to die.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (+y/Ru

Too many of us, just the right amount of them.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (NWiLs)

233 i think Brennan is posting from a psych ward, someone should find that cell phone he is hiding

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:20 AM (65FCq)

234 >>I served 6 Presidents, 3 Rs & 3Ds. I directly supported Clinton, Bush 43, and Obama. While I didn't agree with all their policy choices, I admired and respected all of them, as they put country above their personal interests. Not so with you, as your self adoration is disgraceful

@JohnBrennan 10h



Liar. You serve yourself.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (irmnC)

235 When the burning time comes some people need to be vanquished with a fucking axe.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (aMlLZ)

I have a flail that I've been itching to use

Posted by: josephistan at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (7HtZB)

236 Gets up.
Yawns.
Scratches.
Looks around....Morning Horde.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (0tfLf)

237 Sill the Easter season so I liked what Pastor Cymbala said in his little devotional

https://tinyurl.com/y8hhl78l

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (tpDAe)

238 235 When the burning time comes some people need to be vanquished with a fucking axe.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 10:01 AM (aMlLZ)

I have a flail that I've been itching to use
Posted by: josephistan at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (7HtZB)

I have a Cold Steel warhammer I need to try out.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (NWiLs)

239 >>Not a good idea to piss off John Brennan.

Infinitely worse to piss off Admiral Mike Rogers.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (/tuJf)

240 Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:16 AM (a0IVu)

Because she is married to Donald Trump and Jimmy Kimmel is a little bitch-boy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (hLRSq)

241 9 Looks like they already bagged one. Doe behind them.

____________________________

Uh, no! That's roadkill!

Posted by: Old Codger at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (HvZln)

242 The long-bow vs. puny-bow debate was settled quickly.

Posted by: t-bird at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (2z74n)

243 DJT must have taken his security clearance away

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (65FCq)

244 I am sick and fucking tired of Political Appointees claiming to 'Serve' their country.

Until they return all of the money they earned, they can shove that shit up their asses.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (irmnC)

245 I think Brennan should just can it in trying to publicly flog Trump on. Twitter It's embarrassing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (tpDAe)

246 De Niro: We are 'beyond trying to see another person's point of view'...

------------

I am beyond seeing anymore of De Niro's shitty movies.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:24 AM (sX1BW)

247 >>What was Kimmel's beef with the First Lady, anyway?


He misses Michele's Girthy Penis.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:24 AM (irmnC)

248 >>Infinitely worse to piss off Admiral Mike Rogers.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (/tuJf)

Truth.

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:25 AM (Bdeb0)

249 175 In the office, do NOT look at a gal's shoes, or at her cleavage, or at her butt.
Never mention any article of clothing.
Or makeup.

Posted by: @votermom



Well...that's not going to happen.

Actually some of the best interactions I've had with women happened with a compliment about her shoes.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2018 10:25 AM (0tfLf)

250 I served 6 Presidents, 3 Rs & 3Ds. I directly supported Clinton, Bush 43, and Obama. While I didn't agree with all their policy choices, I admired and respected all of them, as they put country above their personal interests. Not so with you, as your self adoration is disgraceful

@JohnBrennan 10h


Do mirrors reflect your image?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 10:25 AM (hLRSq)

251 Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:08 AM (YMUVJ)

I don't believe the Bible actually addresses dating co-workers. If that's all your soul has to worry about-provided you're not cheating on a spouse-you may be in good shape. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:25 AM (tpDAe)

252 De Niro: We are 'beyond trying to see another person's point of view'...

------------

I am beyond seeing anymore of De Niro's shitty movies.
========

A pitiful, feeble, deteriorating old man, desperately trying to hold onto his former self, knowing full well time's up sooner than he'd like.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (vg8iE)

253 Greasing the axis of evil:

Putin cements powerful new alliance with Iran and Turkey...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

254 Given the stances, costume, and composition, I suspect that we are looking at a couple of actors doing a pantomime, not a portrait of a couple of hunters.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (bZ7mE)

255 Don't know if this is the same guy (the date is about right) but there was a Col Acland in Burgoyne's army invading NY. He got wounded and captured. His wife was allowed to cross over to our position and nurse him. He later fought a duel with another Brit officer because he (Acland) defended the American character in gratitude for that.

I'm sure some puter searches would tell more about that.

Also, my copy of Jellicoe's Grand Fleet was formerly owned by a naval officer of that name.

Posted by: George LeS at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (+TcCF)

256 A little help form the horde...

who was the communist dissident who said he regretted that their was no resistance so that when the men came in the middle of the night they didnt fear being shot or killed ?

Posted by: McCool at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (Izjjo)

257 Update: My Man had his knee procedure yesterday and is now on 3-days bed rest. He's already bored. Heh. He's trying to get the doctor to put him on CCU so he can rehab at home. Maybe by the end of the month, but it's the Army, so who knows.

Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (OyyDO)

258 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM (tpDAe)
-----------
It's called FEAR & Outright PANIC

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (y3aQB)

259 I am beyond seeing anymore of De Niro's shitty movies.

==

Truth !

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (65FCq)

260
Since it is relatively easy to pull the wool over the women in HR, always use ambiguous words like 'caboose' when referring to a womans backside. 'Rack' is another handy word.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 05, 2018 10:27 AM (LOgQ4)

261 *is he still making movies ...?*

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:27 AM (65FCq)

262 >>I don't believe the Bible actually addresses dating co-workers. If that's all your soul has to worry about-provided you're not cheating on a spouse-you may be in good shape. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:25 AM (tpDAe)

But it does use the marriage of Hosea and Gomer to illustrate the lack of fidelity between the tribes of Israel and Yahweh. Just as Hosea would not sleep with his wife for several years after recovering her from sins of the flesh, so the tribes of Israel would suffer in abandonment until the reconciliation with their Father.

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:27 AM (Bdeb0)

263 That Gowdy quote in the sidebar is in the running for the most idiotic thing ever said by a politician. Behind, of course, every word ever spoken by Joe Biden.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (nBr1j)

264 That Gowdy item on the sidebar is embarrassingly bad for that goofy pile of hair. Maybe McRINO's malady is contagious.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (y7DUB)

265 >>Update: My Man had his knee procedure yesterday and is now on 3-days bed rest. He's already bored.


Sounds like it's time to put on that Nurse Outfit and give him another Sponge bath.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (irmnC)

266 Wait a second...is Lent over?

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (Bdeb0)

267 I have a Cold Steel warhammer I need to try out.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:22 AM (NWiLs)


Niiice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (aMlLZ)

268 260
Since it is relatively easy to pull the wool over the women in HR, always use ambiguous words like 'caboose' when referring to a womans backside. 'Rack' is another handy word.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic

also accepted is "knockers" as in door and "harass" is commonly 2 words

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (FZYNt)

269 If there is a utility for transferring my bookmarks
and folders from Pale Moon to Brave I am in. But I haven't found one,

-

Very late to the thread, but iirc the pale moon side offers a "backup to html" choice. Not the most elegant, but you'd be able to open it with brave and then click.

You might even be able to point brave at that file as your homepage but I don't have any personal experience.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (rF9rk)

270 24 >>>>What was Kimmel's beef with the First Lady, anyway?
She is lovely, gracious and appears to be juggling her role and
motherhood to the best of her abilities. Isn't this what we want to
have?

Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:16 AM
.
.Thos attributes are why he is angry with her. Remember he slobbered all over michelle obama on his TV show when she was 1st lady.
_____________________

Kimmel is really into trannies! Especially those with biggers than his own! (All three)

Posted by: Old Codger at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (HvZln)

271 >>>>
I think Brennan should just can it in trying to publicly flog Trump on. Twitter It's embarrassing.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:23 AM
.
.
.I disagree, he needs to ramp it up IMO. Every time he opens his big mouth Trump's approval numbers go up.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (+Dllb)

272 102 77
Unfortunately his life was cut short by a sniper's bullet on the first day of the Battle of Gettysburg.

Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:36 AM (OyyDO)



Sir Joshua Reynolds' ?

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 09:40 AM (lhCKd)
.
Perhaps I should leave the jokes to the professionals. Oh well.
Posted by: Kris at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (OyyDO)

I think it was Chesterton who tells of a man who was a fount of trivia like that. It came out that he had made everything up. GKC decided this showed him to be a great artist.

Posted by: George LeS at April 05, 2018 10:28 AM (+TcCF)

273 There sits Mitch the bitch, a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 05, 2018 10:29 AM (Rh6dp)

274 Never mention any article of clothing.


So, I'm guessing "Why are you still wearing a bra?" isn't a good thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2018 10:29 AM (0tfLf)

275 Glad you like them and can use them. Thx for letting me know. I have looked at your blog-unless it was under another name before. I enjoyed it
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Okay, I'll only do this once (a month) ...

Other People's Stuff
mindfulwebworker.wordpress.com
The new blog is not the old website. New blog is just me being lazy stealing other people's stuff, as the header says.

Other People's Videos, the sister site
otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com
Even lazier, just playlists of other people's videos.

Mindful Webworks
mindfulwebworks.com
The original website with my stuff. Alas, it (a) is overdue for remodeling, and (b) after some health problems a couple of years ago, and, more importantly, (c) my computers all crumbling irreparably, I don't seem to be doing much of my own work anymore, although I added a couple of things recently, trying to get back to the webworking habit despite hinderances.

If you go to the main website, ignore the cafepress ads because they eliminated my shops after a year of no activity. The PayPal button may still work, I don't know, nobody's ever used it.

Oh, and the YouTube channel
youtube.com/user/mindfulwebworker
Where they recently told me that due to policy changes, folks so miserably unpopular as to have too few views in the past year don't get monetized at all, which means me.

One thing's for sure, I'm as un-monetized as you can get on all channels.

Yet I will not go shoot up YouTube. CafePress, maybe... I had a hellalotta products set up. That never sold.

*sigh* wanders off to walk outside for a while...

Posted by: mindful webworker - life online is weird at April 05, 2018 10:30 AM (OZZ16)

276 They can't shoot, they've been hyp-mo-tized by a forest goddess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbwHUumFRGw

Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 10:30 AM (Sp1NT)

277 If was as successful and rich as Robert Deniro I would not have married an ugly woman and produced ugly children, like Robert Deniro.

Because unlike Robert Deniro, I don't suck at everything except acting.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:30 AM (YMUVJ)

278 In the office, do NOT look at a gal's shoes, or at her cleavage, or at her butt.

Never mention any article of clothing.

Or makeup.


Or how much cake she shoveled into her face.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 10:30 AM (ROV4u)

279 Thew WH doesn't have a contact for Melanie Trump but I assume you can send a e-mail of support to the WH:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (tpDAe)

280 AKA Joshua Reynolds Chamberlain. Altho I believe this guy was Sam Johnson's friend."

Chamberlain did die from wounds received during the war, but it took him about 50 years to do it. And he served 4 terms as the Governor of Maine in the meantime.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (k1TUh)

281 238: flamethrower. smells like, victory.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (KP5rU)

282 >>>I am beyond seeing anymore of De Niro's shitty movies.<<<

Is DeNiro still trying to be a tough guy? Both he and Biden are so cute challenging the President to fisticuffs.

Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (2Mnv1)

283 Because everyone here is eleven years old and has to point out the fags so you won't think they're the fag.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 09:38 AM (fuK7c)

Or, you know, find it necessary to point out how saturated the culture is by homosexuality, as it's being shoved down people's throats.

Whether you like it or not, there ARE insidious elements of society that want to indoctrinate you with their views, and those views tend to be anti-Western tradition, and for those so inclined to care, Judeo-Christian morals.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2018 09:45 AM (9chmE)


True, but not applicable to paintings done hundreds of years ago.

I do get the strong impression that a lot of people don't really grasp that fashion etc is culturally determined, and what might seem "faggy" to us may be quite normal masculine getup from another age. Men wore pink quite commonly before the Victorian age, I believe.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (bZ7mE)

284 I went to an anointing service at the Eastern
orthodox Church last night. They had TEN scripture passages in their
service. They don't fool around. If people are complaining to that
Priest, I am not hearing about it.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:04 AM


Lovely service, isn't it?

And tonight, there are 12. And that's just the Gospel readings!

Seriously, go if you can. It's long, but it's a beautiful service.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (p+Wdc)

285 >> If was as successful and rich as Robert Deniro I would not have married an ugly woman and produced ugly children, like Robert Deniro.


My cousin is his assistant.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (irmnC)

286 I had no idea one could look this queer while shooting a bow.

Absolutely no idea.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 10:32 AM (fiGNd)

287 If only Melaina hard the arms of a linebacker all of the cool kids would love her.

Posted by: Gumby at April 05, 2018 10:32 AM (2LelM)

288 De Niro: We are 'beyond trying to see another person's point of view'...


Must suck knowing that's a two way street.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (yX09K)

289 For tweeters, here's Melania's twitter address if they wanted to send a tweet of support:

https://twitter.com/flotus

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (tpDAe)

290 Trump has to tout his own approval numbers because nobody else will.Where as we were told daily how personally beloved Barack and Mooch were even if he had shit job approval ratings.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (LiyEm)

291 By the way, that Chitcago suburb that is going to have its police chief confiscating "assault rifles", I wonder if they have ever read 18 U.S. Code 241 or 242? Cause I'm thinking they haven't.

Oh and Vic's story about the NY Comptroller's letter to the credit card companies. Not only was his letter a conspiracy to oppress constitutional rights,
it was also a violation of 15 U.S. Code 1 - a conspiracy in restraint of
trade. Nice, two major federal felonies in one letter. I've written up a complaint about that, and I'm about to leave to go find a federal judge to hand my complaint to. See you folks later.

Posted by: An Observation at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (V681g)

292 I had downloaded Brave a while back, but never really used it.

So, I'm trying it out and it let me download all my bookmarks from Chrome and allowed me to also download passwords!

A very nice browser.. I'm done done done with Chrome and Google.. I set Bing as my default search engine.. we'll see hwo that goes as I do some really deep searches for my work (and for fun too).

Schweet!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (so+oy)

293 So, I'm guessing "Why are you still wearing a bra?" isn't a good thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2018 10:29 AM (0tfLf)

only if you make is sound like a complement. for example: " Why are you still wearing a bra, because I bet your tatas look good without it" may work...

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (65FCq)

294 >>278 In the office, do NOT look at a gal's shoes, or at her cleavage, or at her butt. Never mention any article of clothing.

Young woman in the elevator yesterday at work. Dressed nicely in a black outfit. A walnut-sized hole in the back seam of her pants, revealing cheeks (noticed by happenstance, naturally). Next time she sat down, I could imagine that hole ripping and embarrassing her. Mention it helpfully, or not?

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)

295 Posted by: An Observation at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (V681g)

I so hope you're serious.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (72PAC)

296 Especially for the Ettes:

If you are lookinh for good makeup at unbelievably reasonable prices, try Deciem.

My daughter and I loved them before, but now we love them even more:the owner of the company ( a Canadian) just came out with a public declaration if support for OUR President Trump

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (cF+iE)

297 A little help form the horde...

who was the communist dissident who said he regretted that their was no resistance so that when the men came in the middle of the night they didnt fear being shot or killed ?


Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (bZ7mE)

298 Ahhh...I see two snipers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2018 10:35 AM (ptqGC)

299 Mention it helpfully, or not?

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)


That would be a no.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 10:35 AM (fiGNd)

300 Trump has to tout his own approval numbers because nobody else will.Where as we were told daily how personally beloved Barack and Mooch were even if he had shit job approval ratings.
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (LiyEm)


By golly, it's like those jizz swillers had an agenda.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 10:35 AM (y7DUB)

301 >>who was the communist dissident who said he regretted that their was no resistance so that when the men came in the middle of the night they didnt fear being shot or killed ?



Yakov Smirnoff

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:35 AM (irmnC)

302 256 A little help form the horde...

who was the communist dissident who said he regretted that their was no resistance so that when the men came in the middle of the night they didnt fear being shot or killed ?

Posted by: McCool at April 05, 2018 10:26 AM (Izjjo)

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn:
https://tinyurl.com/ycrbfrx7

Posted by: josephistan at April 05, 2018 10:35 AM (7HtZB)

303 Mention it helpfully, or not?
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Nah. Enjoy the suspense and hope for a blossoming.

Posted by: Gumby at April 05, 2018 10:35 AM (2LelM)

304 Or makeup.
=====

LOL. I have a real problem not staring in fascination at the colored-in eyebrows popular right now. Templates are available at drugstores. Is this for some staging on selfies or what? Looks ridonkulous in person so I am staring at eyebrows rather than getting business done.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 05, 2018 10:36 AM (MIKMs)

305 By golly, it's like those jizz swillers had an agenda.
=========

I take great offense to being accused of having an agenda.

Posted by: Shep! at April 05, 2018 10:36 AM (vg8iE)

306 "Nonsense. The trick is to use it as a means to come on to them, without sounding like you're coming on to them. But this is one of the greatest opportunities for men on the prowl: learn how to notice and say something meaningful about their shoes, hats, scarves and any and all manner of accessories. "

It's all in the intonation, you say "oh girl, I LOVE your Prathath, I with I could get those in my thize!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 10:36 AM (k1TUh)

307 Especially for the Ettes:

If you are lookinh for good makeup at unbelievably reasonable prices, try Deciem.

My daughter and I loved them before, but now we love them even
more:the owner of the company ( a Canadian) just came out with a public
declaration if support for OUR President Trump

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (cF+iE)


I'll check 'em out. Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2018 10:37 AM (ptqGC)

308 "A walnut-sized hole in the back seam of her pants,"

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....

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:37 AM (sX1BW)

309 >>>285 >> If was as successful and rich as Robert Deniro I would not have married an ugly woman and produced ugly children, like Robert Deniro.


My cousin is his assistant.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (irmnC)
_________
Assistant?

My ex forced me to sit through "The Intern"

Good Lord that was such a pile. I've force forgotten all of it except how much it sucked.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:37 AM (YMUVJ)

310 For tweeters, here's Melania's twitter address if they wanted to send a tweet of support:

https://twitter.com/flotus

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:33 AM (tpDAe)


Dear Melania ...

... you're a big improvement over your predecessor. Granted, women from Kashyyyk ain't really my thing. All the same ... bet you'd look great carrying a bowcaster.

Regards ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 10:38 AM (fiGNd)

311 Young woman in the elevator yesterday at work. Dressed nicely in a black outfit. A walnut-sized hole in the back seam of her pants, revealing cheeks (noticed by happenstance, naturally). Next time she sat down, I could imagine that hole ripping and embarrassing her. Mention it helpfully, or not?
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)

I don't see any problem with that

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnXPGF0pvJU

Posted by: josephistan at April 05, 2018 10:38 AM (7HtZB)

312 Mention it helpfully, or not?

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM

Of course. But in writing. A short note worded something like, "I can see your actual butt cheeks" is certain to be appreciated.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 05, 2018 10:38 AM (LOgQ4)

313 My daughter and I loved them before, but now we love
them even more:the owner of the company ( a Canadian) just came out
with a public declaration if support for OUR President Trump

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (cF+iE)
Ohhh! I am going to check them out. I love make up.

Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 10:38 AM (a0IVu)

314 'BOTANICAL SEXISM'? Scientist blames allergies on 'male-dominated' tree planting

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:38 AM (+y/Ru)

315 >>Assistant?


Like his Girl Friday.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:39 AM (irmnC)

316 >>>292 I had downloaded Brave a while back, but never really used it.

So, I'm trying it out and it let me download all my bookmarks from Chrome and allowed me to also download passwords!

A very nice browser.. I'm done done done with Chrome and Google.. I set Bing as my default search engine.. we'll see hwo that goes as I do some really deep searches for my work (and for fun too).

Schweet!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (so+oy)
__________
The only issue I've had with Brave has been that you cannot force allow pop-ups and it can't run the ad-nauseum adblock extension.

Other than that, it's great!

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:39 AM (YMUVJ)

317 Young woman in the elevator yesterday at work. Dressed nicely in a black outfit. A walnut-sized hole in the back seam of her pants, revealing cheeks (noticed by happenstance, naturally). Next time she sat down, I could imagine that hole ripping and embarrassing her. Mention it helpfully, or not?
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)

Negative, Ghost Rider.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:41 AM (NWiLs)

318 Man, those guys are WHITE!

Posted by: Harp seal at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (pBFTi)

319 England does seem to have a creepy cultural sort of homosexuality that pressures people to join it. They have these people like John Maynard Keynes and Evelyn Waugh who were homos until they discovered that they are not.

Posted by: Grapefruit hater at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (/qEW2)

320 317: I agree. If you say something, bitch will report you. Maybe it's a fashion statement anyway.

Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (5gaNQ)

321 Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)

Let the ladies do the noticing (they will.) Pretend you did not see.

Ladies with salaries, buy yourself a three way mirror.
******

Note about risky click above: that's someone's loop and remix of a youtube shooter clip, not one of her originals.


Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (Sp1NT)

322 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (p+Wdc)

I think all the services are lovely. I'm sure with all the services as well as the fasting, EO have a wonderful celebration when they can say "Christ is Risen Indeed" I'm sure tonight will be lovely too, but I always feel a little sad when I cannot take communion, particularly on the day remembering the Last Supper. f I can I think I will go to the Easter Vigil-because I love the big candles and processing around the church and then leave before communion. (I have a service Sunday morning) My son sai after our Easter service "I think we needed more panoply to celebrate Easter". We did what we could but we are a small church. I think he would appreciate the Easter Vigil and staying up late without being on the computer.

Pray for Father P He needs his strong voice. Thx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (tpDAe)

323
Ann Landers once remarked, "At age 20, we worry about what others think
of us. At 40, we don't care what they think of us. At 60, we discover
they haven't been thinking of us at all."

....


That formula puts Bobby DeNiro and his fellow travelers at a developmental age of around 10.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 10:43 AM (ROV4u)

324 I had no idea one could look this queer while shooting a bow.

Absolutely no idea.

Posted by: ScoggDog

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Go find that picture of Barry and the shotgun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 05, 2018 10:43 AM (rF9rk)

325 Mention it helpfully, or not?

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM

Use poetry, such as:
"I see London, I see France."

The gals love poetry.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 10:43 AM (hLRSq)

326 >>>317 Young woman in the elevator yesterday at work. Dressed nicely in a black outfit. A walnut-sized hole in the back seam of her pants, revealing cheeks (noticed by happenstance, naturally). Next time she sat down, I could imagine that hole ripping and embarrassing her. Mention it helpfully, or not?
Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)
_________
Remember, it's just a hole, till you being the glory!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 05, 2018 10:43 AM (YMUVJ)

327 Go find that picture of Barry and the shotgun.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever

Or throwing a baseball

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 10:44 AM (FZYNt)

328 327 Go find that picture of Barry and the shotgun.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever

Or throwing a baseball
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 10:44 AM (FZYNt)

Or working out

Posted by: josephistan at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (7HtZB)

329 pffttt...men can try pretending not to look..but we women are crafty and can spot a side eye peep from across the hallway.
Posted by: IC
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Perhaps. Which is why I always have a piece of fruit in my hand when I exclaim "Nice pair!"

Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (Un7SJ)

330 317: Other alternative is reporting her to HR for showing her ass against the dress code

Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (5gaNQ)

331 Mention it helpfully, or not?

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)

Contraindicated, dude.

Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (QLvwG)

332 330 317: Other alternative is reporting her to HR for showing her ass against the dress code
Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (5gaNQ)

Better do it anonymously, otherwise that's an admission you were looking at her ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (NWiLs)

333 "A walnut-sized hole in the back seam of her pants,"



As a male, there is no safe way to broach the subject.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (Y42RP)

334 Zod did the right thing, of course.

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (Bdeb0)

335 I see Mssrs Acland and Sydney hadn't heard of a Wrist Sling.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 10:46 AM (fiGNd)

336 >>>317 Young woman in the elevator yesterday at work. Dressed nicely in a black outfit. A walnut-sized hole in the back seam of her pants, revealing cheeks (noticed by happenstance, naturally). Next time she sat down, I could imagine that hole ripping and embarrassing her. Mention it helpfully, or not?
Posted by: Zod at April 05
________
And it will stay an imagine-ing until you grab life by the horns and pants by the seams and crack open that sweet cherry pie!!!!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 05, 2018 10:46 AM (YMUVJ)

337 Like his Girl Friday.
Posted by: garrett

mkay, who is his Girl Thursday ? or Girl Wednesday for that matter ??

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:46 AM (65FCq)

338 As a male, there is no safe way to broach the subject.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (Y42RP)
__________
The don't broach it safely. Go raw. Feels better anyway.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Raw Dog Advocate at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (YMUVJ)

339 >>Zod did the right thing, of course.

You waited till she stood up to see if sitting had made the hole bigger?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (/tuJf)

340 Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn:
https://tinyurl.com/ycrbfrx7



Thanks !

The town in IL that wants to ban AR's made me think of this ...

Do they think a Sheriff is going to send his men around to collect these 'outlawed' guns ?

Posted by: McCool at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (Izjjo)

341 "A walnut-sized hole in the back seam of her pants,"



As a male, there is no safe way to broach the subject.

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Oh, HER pants. Not interested then.

Posted by: Shep at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (sX1BW)

342 Posted by: mindful webworker - life online is weird at April 05, 2018 10:30 AM (OZZ16)

Thanks for filling me in, and I am glad you are not going to shoot up Youtube-but I am not surprised- and am glad about that!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (tpDAe)

343 332: Right, use your boss' extension

Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (5gaNQ)

344 Or throwing a baseball


If there was one moment that crystalized for me how fawning and corrupt the media has become, it was Obama throwing out a first pitch.

The NYT headline was "Without a Bounce" while the picture showed the catcher scooping a ball out of the dirt in front of home plate.

It was such a flat out lie that you almost had to stand back in wonder.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2018 10:48 AM (fuK7c)

345 Ann Landers might be right, but if they don't think of you, exactly, they will definitely puzzle over a hole in the backseam of your pants you are 20something and female.




Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 10:48 AM (Sp1NT)

346 The town in IL that wants to ban AR's made me think of this ..



i imagine that will be challenged ?

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:48 AM (65FCq)

347 I dislike Reynolds and Gainsborough because of their subjects, the members of the 1 percent of the 1 percent, rich and titled and entitled...

Posted by: vivi at April 05, 2018 10:48 AM (11H2y)

348 Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn:
https://tinyurl.com/ycrbfrx7

Thanks !

Posted by: McCool at April 05, 2018 10:47 AM (Izjjo)


ScoggSon is about a year away from getting that for required reading. From me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 10:49 AM (fiGNd)

349 If there was one moment that crystalized for me how fawning and corrupt the media has become, it was Obama throwing out a first pitch.

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Quite possibly, the most emasculating moment in American history.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:49 AM (sX1BW)

350 Zod did the right thing, of course.

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:45 AM (Bdeb0)


Post pics of her exposed backside on SnapChat or Instagram or 4chan or whatever photo sharing site is cool at the moment?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2018 10:49 AM (QLvwG)

351 In before the bow size comparison.

Posted by: eleven at April 05, 2018 10:50 AM (+lOpA)

352 Melania Trump has a twitter account for the office of the First Lady. Postings are there almost daily.

Melania Trump@ Flotus

The First Lady has 10 M followers.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 05, 2018 10:50 AM (m0lmR)

353 Vis a vis commenting on women's shoes--when my husband commissioned into the Navy, I pinned on his insignia. I was making sure it was straight when the guy who was swearing him in commented--"it's like the bow on a Ferragamo flat". I just looked at him so strangely LOL!

This was in Don't Ask, Don't Tell days.

So yes, we will think you're gay if you comment on shoes, undoubtedly!

Posted by: GatorGirl at April 05, 2018 10:50 AM (0n7DV)

354 Right, use your boss' extension

-

As a boss, that's a good way to get a lawsuit against you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 05, 2018 10:50 AM (rF9rk)

355 Post pics of her exposed backside on SnapChat or Instagram or 4chan or whatever photo sharing site is cool at the moment?
Posted by: Count de Monet


Send 49 copies to the office copier.

Don't pick up.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (Y42RP)

356 349 If there was one moment that crystalized for me how fawning and corrupt the media has become, it was Obama throwing out a first pitch.

-----------

Quite possibly, the most emasculating moment in American history.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:49 AM (sX1BW)

============

Did you see 50 Cent's first pitch?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (9ZlHt)

357 If you know who the woman is and know her female co-workers you could ask them to tell her, or just say, "Excuse me. You have a rip in the back of your pants" She might be embarrassed, but unless she's a nut case she's not going to report you to HR.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (tpDAe)

358 341 "A walnut-sized hole in the back seam of her pants,"



As a male, there is no safe way to broach the subject.

No man can safely raise the topic, unless you can seamlessly weave into conversation. Preferably funny enough to have her in stitches.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (nBr1j)

359 City just took down 3 trees across the street. Two hours, all done and cleaned up.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (MIKMs)

360 345 Ann Landers might be right, but if they don't think of you, exactly, they will definitely puzzle over a hole in the backseam of your pants you are 20something and female.



What'd I miss?

Posted by: eleven at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (+lOpA)

361 354: Use your boss' voice too. And overhead page the VP of HR to that extension

Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (5gaNQ)

362 283 Because everyone here is eleven years old and has to point out the fags so you won't think they're the fag. "

heh heh. You said fag. cuz you're a FAG!!!

Posted by: Beavis at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (k1TUh)

363 If was as successful and rich as Robert Deniro I would not have married an ugly woman and produced ugly children, like Robert Deniro.


My cousin is his assistant.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:31 AM (irmnC)


His assistant, or his "assistant"?

Posted by: Disney Pitch Meeting Guy at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (5eT3f)

364 >>>353
So yes, we will think you're gay if you comment on shoes, undoubtedly!
Posted by: GatorGirl at April 05, 2018 10:50 AM (0n7DV)
________
Quite you!

Ferragamo makes excellent men's dress shoes.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (YMUVJ)

365 Meant to say that you only need a twitter account if you are going to reply to her posts. If you don't, the account is still well worth visiting. Professional photos and videos and you also get to see everything the First Lady is involved in, including meetings with cybersecurity professionals regarding keeping children safe online, etc.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (m0lmR)

366 Pray for Father P He needs his strong voice. Thx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM


Will do, Fen. You can tell our priests and chanters are getting tired. Glad you're enjoying the services, though. Today starts the real marathon, and since I'm one of the readers for Sunday morning (two of them, actually), and my family is hosting dinner this year, I don't really get to rest until Sunday night. There's a reason I always take Bright Monday off.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (p+Wdc)

367 'BOTANICAL SEXISM'? Scientist blames allergies on 'male-dominated' tree planting

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 10:38 AM (+y/Ru)


========

Who's allergic to trees? That doesn't even make sense. And I'll bet if you check her degree, it's in something like political science or social science, as with those who are the lead authors for IPCC papers.

Posted by: SAnd dteve and Cold Bear at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (/qEW2)

368 England does seem to have a creepy cultural sort of homosexuality that pressures people to join it. They have these people like John Maynard Keynes and Evelyn Waugh who were homos until they discovered that they are not.
Posted by: Grapefruit hater at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (/qEW2)


Maybe it's from being on an island but the Brit's versions of dysfunctionality are uniquely weird. Most musicians are leftys and usually quite dimwitted about it; but in the improv field the Brit socialists are a gaggle of malignantly Stalinist fuckheads who would readily put us all in camps.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 10:52 AM (y7DUB)

369 357: I would assume she's a nutcase until proven otherwise. Let her jealous old coworkers deal with it..as they will

Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:53 AM (5gaNQ)

370 but unless she's a nut case she's not going to report you to HR.

-

So you're saying it's pretty much guaranteed that she's going to report him to HR.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 05, 2018 10:53 AM (rF9rk)

371 >>>Did you see 50 Cent's first pitch?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (9ZlHt)
________
To be fair he's on the DL too.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 10:53 AM (YMUVJ)

372 So, I'm trying it out and it let me download all my bookmarks from Chrome and allowed me to also download passwords!

A very nice browser.. I'm done done done with Chrome and Google.. I set Bing as my default search engine.. we'll see hwo that goes as I do some really deep searches for my work (and for fun too).

Schweet!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


It is a Chrome derivative. Supposedly without the crap and questionable stuff, but still.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 05, 2018 10:53 AM (AM1GF)

373 De Niro called Israel an Apartheid State.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 10:54 AM (65FCq)

374 >>357 If you know who the woman is and know her female co-workers you could ask them to tell her, or just say, "Excuse me. You have a rip in the back of your pants" She might be embarrassed, but unless she's a nut case she's not going to report you to HR. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (tpDAe)

This is reasonable advice, but it is not the course of action that Zod took.

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)

375 Welll. It's time for me to get my bhind into ghear.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 10:54 AM (nBr1j)

376 but unless she's a nut case she's not going to report you to HR.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (tpDAe)


She's going to HR.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2018 10:55 AM (ptqGC)

377 NO. SAY NOTHING.
She will only have to wonder if you noticed, not live with the fact that you did.

Don't give her female coworkers any ammunition either - you will never get left out of the story, because you have just made it an office story.

No, let some friend give her the alert, or let her discover herself.

She'll buy the mirror and/or the necessary lean cuisines and all will be well.

Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 10:55 AM (Sp1NT)

378 This is reasonable advice, but it is not the course of action that Zod took.



Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)


Well, you're here and not dead or in jail. Wut happened?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2018 10:55 AM (ptqGC)

379 Who's allergic to trees?
=====

Lots of tree allergies. For me it is worse than ragweed. Next two months are going to be bad as they are budding out and soon the flowers.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 05, 2018 10:56 AM (MIKMs)

380 357 If you know who the woman is and know her female co-workers you could ask them to tell her, or just say, "Excuse me. You have a rip in the back of your pants" She might be embarrassed, but unless she's a nut case she's not going to report you to HR. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (tpDAe)

This is reasonable advice, but it is not the course of action that Zod took.

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If you are the top salesman at the company, you can also say:

"Nice hole on your backside ... your pants are ripped too."

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:56 AM (sX1BW)

381 She will only have to wonder if you noticed, not live with the fact that you did.

-

Mmm, office romance.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 05, 2018 10:56 AM (rF9rk)

382 >>His assistant, or his "assistant"?


Pretty sure there's no Ficus in the Office...but, who the hell knows?

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:56 AM (irmnC)

383 "'BOTANICAL SEXISM'? Scientist blames allergies on 'male-dominated' tree planting"

Are those the trees that have nuts?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 05, 2018 10:57 AM (aVYsC)

384 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2018 10:55 AM (ptqGC)

Well, then he needs to tell one of her female co-workers.

But we don't really know she's a nutcase?.
Seems to me someone told me once I had a rip in my pants and I didn't go to HR-but that was in the Middle Ages.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:57 AM (tpDAe)

385 Whether to say something to ripped seam lady also depends on the culture of the workplace.
One thing about car sales, I could have said anything to a female coworker there about stuff like that. It was the least pc environment I've ever worked in.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 10:58 AM (nBr1j)

386 but unless she's a nut case she's not going to report you to HR.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (tpDAe)

She's going to HR.

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This is pretty much what HR was made for - well evolved to and now lives for.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:58 AM (sX1BW)

387 Tell her there's a hole = your fault for looking

Don't tell her = your fault for not telling her

Yay

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 05, 2018 10:58 AM (rF9rk)

388 >>Who's allergic to trees?


Ironwood Tree will kill me when it's in season.

Closes my airways in under 2 minutes or so. Scary shit.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 10:58 AM (irmnC)

389 I mean I could have done anything short of sticking my finger through the hole and tickling her.

You didn't do that did you?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 10:59 AM (nBr1j)

390 376: Yep. Years ago at a college function, my husband noticed a female colleague with a loooong piece of toilet paper hanging out of her pants. Naturally, he feared being accused of harassment, Lucking it was a spouses to attend social event...so I told her. In my best stage whisper

Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 10:59 AM (5gaNQ)

391 386 but unless she's a nut case she's not going to report you to HR.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 10:51 AM (tpDAe)

She's going to HR.

-----------

This is pretty much what HR was made for - well evolved to and now lives for.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 10:58 AM (sX1BW)

Things started going to shit when they stopped calling it "Personnel."

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 10:59 AM (NWiLs)

392 Posted by: Grapefruit hater at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (/qEW2)

It was the boarding schools responsible for that.

Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 10:59 AM (Sp1NT)

393 Brennan did a piss poor job serving his country. List of his failures should be tweeted out.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 10:59 AM (QGpIE)

394 De Niro called Israel an Apartheid State.

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At least he's consistently an asshole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)

395 What's worse than the hole in the back of someone's pants is the woman who has her skirt tucked into the back of her hose, coming out of the ladies room. Seen that once in a very public place.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 11:00 AM (k1TUh)

396 392 Posted by: Grapefruit hater at April 05, 2018 10:42 AM (/qEW2)

It was the boarding schools responsible for that.
Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 10:59 AM (Sp1NT)

By many an account, those places were cesspits of homoerotic sadasochism.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 11:00 AM (NWiLs)

397 This is reasonable advice, but it is not the course of action that Zod took.

Do you always refer to yourself without using "I"? kind of like Queen Victoria, "We are not amused?"

Well, then, you will have another option for the next time some woman has a hole in her pants and you notice because you were staring at her rear. ;^) J/K

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 11:00 AM (tpDAe)

398 So yes, we will think you're gay if you comment on shoes, undoubtedly!
Posted by: GatorGirl at April 05, 2018 10:50 AM (0n7DV)
________
Quite you!

Ferragamo makes excellent men's dress shoes.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu


The bows on them are faaaaaabulous!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 11:00 AM (Y42RP)

399 When I first met my Queen I was wandering around a Christian singles event with my zipper down. She told my Mother, who also happened to be there. Then Mom told me.
I've always said this incident was proof it pays to advertise.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 11:00 AM (nBr1j)

400 394: I know plenty of leftist Jews who say the same thing and proudly support BDS

Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 11:01 AM (5gaNQ)

401 I thought impure thoughts.

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

402 Things started going to shit when they stopped calling it "Personnel."

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The HR drag on shareholder value is immense.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (sX1BW)

403 Trust me. If you have a hole in yer pants Imma see it.

Posted by: eleven at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (+lOpA)

404 I thought impure thoughts.

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)


The thoughts of a demi-god are, by definition, pure.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (fiGNd)

405 402 Things started going to shit when they stopped calling it "Personnel."

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The HR drag on shareholder value is immense.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (sX1BW)

The new thing is "Talent Acquisition and Management." Seriously? Everybody's a fucking modeling agency now?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 11:03 AM (NWiLs)

406 >>I thought impure thoughts.


Every day. Since I was about 7 or so.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 11:03 AM (irmnC)

407 That is not reasonable advice.
A man simply does not notice.

That's the rule. It's a fine rule, unless life depends upon breaking it.

Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 11:03 AM (Sp1NT)

408 I know plenty of leftist Jews who say the same thing and proudly support BDS
Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 11:01 AM (5gaNQ)

I guess the likes of De Niro convinced them to internalize antisemitism. sad.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 11:03 AM (lC1I9)

409 I served 6 Presidents, 3 Rs & 3Ds. I directly supported Clinton, Bush 43, and Obama. While I didn't agree with all their policy choices, I admired and respected all of them, as they put country above their personal interests. Not so with you, as your self adoration is disgraceful
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Brennan's tweet is a remarkable insight into a sociopath's mindset. He is clearly oblivious to the fact that which he accuses the President Hubris, is what he demonstrates himself.

Brennan starts his own tweet "I" so yes, it is all about himself, and then runs down his resume. *sigh* credentialism is what you go to when you lack actual competence. He, a criminal, presumes the right to judge a duly elected President, for citing a poll. Yet, pre election all we heard about were polls. Non stop.

He's a hopeless case.

Self adoration: Does he even remember Obama's "I" "Me" "My" presidency?

Probably just whistling past the graveyard since that's about all he's got left.

Sad clown.

Posted by: simplemind at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (LgT+V)

410 404 I thought impure thoughts.

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

The thoughts of a demi-god are, by definition, pure.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (fiGNd)

When Zeus was cheating on his wife Helena by seducing, raping and impregnating every babe in Greece, was he being immoral?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (nBr1j)

411 404 The thoughts of a demi-god are, by definition, pure.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (fiGNd)

Only By half.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (XMDuf)

412 De Niro: We are 'beyond trying to see another person's point of view'...


So why should I pay attention to him?
I'd tell DeNiro to just shut up and go make some good movies, but he doesn't even do that any more.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (O5Q3r)

413 The new thing is "Talent Acquisition and Management." Seriously? Everybody's a fucking modeling agency now?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 11:03 AM (NWiLs)


Self-Employment really is The Shit. Its about so much more than the money.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (fiGNd)

414 The great thing about getting older is I don't get embarrassed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (QGpIE)

415 Do not comment on a female coworkers clothing or appearance. Don't do it. I don't care if she has a roll of toilet paper hanging out of her pants, or every button on her shirt unbuttoned, don't do it.

You WILL find yourself in front of HR, being at least sentenced to 20 hours of sexual harassment training or worse, being suspended for harassing her.

First question would be , why are you looking at her ass?

Being nice won't get you anywhere. That train for men left a while ago. The idiot feminists have destroyed any kind of gentlemanly behavior being shown to women with their screeching mee too crap.

Mr.Jen and I have been invited to a Hillsdale lecture next week in which the featured speaker is Heather MacDonald, to discuss the dangers of the #MeeToo movement. It should be interesting and Hillsdale usually puts these types of lectures online later.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (m0lmR)

416 Good morning, Horde!

Posted by: Surfperch at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (tKF1g)

417 >>407 That is not reasonable advice.
A man simply does not notice.That's the rule. It's a fine rule, unless life depends upon breaking it.
Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 11:03 AM (Sp1NT)

A man who "does not notice" is not a man.

Kneel.

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)

418 Nood... Chimp's up.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 05, 2018 11:05 AM (p6e8W)

419 ...and the Gorilla is in.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 05, 2018 11:05 AM (O5Q3r)

420 In the end , the only way to escape HR-enforced de-sexing policies is to work remotely and vomit on coworkers, forcefully and publicly, during every required trip to the office.

Ah. Sweet solitude.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 11:05 AM (ROV4u)

421 The HR drag on shareholder value is immense.
Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 11:02 AM (sX1BW)

----

I used to work in a corporate environ in a previous life. 20 years ago the self appointed gender ambiguous HR harpies were fucking insufferable.

I cant imagine the havoc they wreak in todays PCs culture.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 05, 2018 11:05 AM (8XRCm)

422 When Zeus was cheating on his wife Helena by seducing, raping and impregnating every babe in Greece, was he being immoral?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (nBr1j)


Screw you.

Posted by: The Goddess Hera at April 05, 2018 11:05 AM (bZ7mE)

423 When Zeus was cheating on his wife Helena by seducing, raping and impregnating every babe in Greece, was he being immoral?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (nBr1j)


Dude showed up as a goose to chase some tail.

I don't know about immoral - but he sure as Hell was creative.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 11:05 AM (fiGNd)

424 DiNiro is nothing more now than a supporting actor. Al Pacino was always a better actor IMO.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 11:06 AM (QGpIE)

425 @424 Pacino is good

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 11:07 AM (lC1I9)

426 408: Most of them say they are "Americans not Israelis" and act all pro-muslim immigration. After all the mus just want to love them up here in the US, right?

Why must they keep fighting dead Nazis (and seeing them behind every bush) rather than noticing that the islamists will start brutalizing them like in Europe?

Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 11:08 AM (5gaNQ)

427 DiNiro is nothing more now than a supporting actor. Al Pacino was always a better actor IMO.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 05, 2018 11:06 AM (QGpIE)


Pacino > Stewart in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 05, 2018 11:08 AM (fiGNd)

428 425 @424 Pacino is good

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2018 11:07 AM (lC1I9)


Hoo-ah.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 11:09 AM (XMDuf)

429 Doughluth hunting boots. Get a pair.

Posted by: ro-man at April 05, 2018 11:10 AM (RuIsu)

430 A man who "does not notice" is not a man.



Kneel.

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)

Of course you notice. How could any man not?But you don't notice. That's the rule.Manners is full of terrible, wonderful lies, such as "how good of you to come" and "Thank you for the wonderful evening".

Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 11:12 AM (Sp1NT)

431 A lovely woman who is your friend takes you aside and fixes you up "before anyone notices"

You didn't see. You were thinking about next quarter figures and handball with Dave next Wednesday.

Close escape for her, really.

Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 11:15 AM (Sp1NT)

432 Serious question. Is there anyone lefty who is just kinda "meh" on Israel?

I've met people who are lefty but kinda meh on abortion or gun control or school vouchers or other things but never ever Israel.

One of my friends wives is Jewish (he's a Trumpist), but she's an anti-Israel nutter and it perplexes me to no end.

It's always full moonbattery on that one.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 11:17 AM (YMUVJ)

433 >>>De Niro called Israel an Apartheid State.

Lefties always fixate on the wrong thing and confuse and conflate. If you segregate a segment of society because of racism and exploitation that's bad. If you segregate them because they are psychopaths trying to kill you and your family, that's good. Prisons are a type of segregation. Would the leftists say that ... ? Oh wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 05, 2018 11:20 AM (/qEW2)

434 Hmm.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 05, 2018 11:38 AM (nQHw/)

435 "De Niro called Israel an Apartheid State. "


These people are completely f*cking deranged. There is no other way to look at it. Israel is the only pluralistic, free society in the Middle East. To call them "apartheid" is not only objectively ignorant but oozing deranged hatred.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 05, 2018 12:03 PM (H8QX8)

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