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Anyone want to start contacting Vanity Fair advertisers? Them's the rules, right? Well, Vanity Fair is telling people he doesn't work there, so it's unclear why Kurt Eichenwald is using a Vanity Fair logo at the bottom of his letter. I still say we boycott Vanity Fair until they denounce Eichenwald. Who is very very sane, by the way. A YouTuber calling himself "Mr Meketur" just did a couple of videos recapitulating Kurt Eichenwald's very very sane and not at all concerning behavior over the years, here and here.
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Posted by: Adriane the Sanity Clause Critic ... at April 03, 2018 03:20 PM (AoK0a) Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:21 PM (BSKi2) Posted by: simplemind at April 03, 2018 03:22 PM (Jqi46) 4
what the hell? He is at least 5 fries short of a happy meal, this guy..
Posted by: IC at April 03, 2018 03:22 PM (a0IVu) 5
rd
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2018 03:22 PM (HgMAr) 6
Argle bargle blefary!
Kurt Eichenwald Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2018 03:22 PM (LiyEm) 7
crap
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2018 03:22 PM (HgMAr) 8
The Third Eichenwald.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 03:22 PM (7qnb5) 9
Put the tentacle porn down, Kurt. The tentacles may have penetrated your brain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2018 03:23 PM (ycWCI) 10
So if he doesn't work for vanity fair there should be a Labron vs Alabama Football style cease and desist demand, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 03, 2018 03:23 PM (rF9rk) 11
Put the tentacle porn down, Kurt. The tentacles may have penetrated your brain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2018 03:23 PM You sure brain is what Kurt Reichenwald was hoping for? Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 03:23 PM (7qnb5) 12
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2018 03:23 PM (0tfLf) 13
The Drama just follows him where ever he goes, don't it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 03, 2018 03:24 PM (oVJmc) 14
Geez, Kurt, have an octopus and calm down.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2018 03:24 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2018 03:24 PM (fceHP) 16
Well, well, well. Here in the south we can stop saying crazy as a run over dog. Now its crazy as Kurt.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 03, 2018 03:24 PM (jsWA8) 17
I do believe the cheese has slid off the cracker.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 03, 2018 03:24 PM (+dsLj) 18
Um, Ace, not to interrupt you in the middle of your riff, but I cannot really boycott Vanity Fair any more than I have done my entire life.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2018 03:24 PM (ycWCI) 19
Tentacle porn critters have gained entrance to der Eichenwalder's brain stem. He is not who he says he is. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 03:24 PM (Fxt+d) Posted by: Mama AJ at April 03, 2018 03:24 PM (mtfdF) Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:24 PM (BSKi2) Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2018 03:25 PM (Z48ZB) 23
Kurt is on the verge of being promoted to the rarified status of Horde Pinata.
Posted by: J. Random Commenter at April 03, 2018 03:25 PM (ctuyM) 24
he's got paranoid delusions. Obviously.
Its not like he's a responsible employee for a news organization. Sure he'd probably be okay as an unarmed security guard. Journalist, naw bro. That's just askin' for lawsuits. Posted by: simplemind at April 03, 2018 03:25 PM (xI4vF) 25
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I do believe the cheese has slid off the cracker. The bubble is off-center. A couple of beers short of a six pack. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2018 03:26 PM (UsCnO) 26
TENTACLE BEACH FOADDY-FI!!! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 03:26 PM (Fxt+d) 27
The guy is like Walter Mitty! Or Jon Lovitz character, my wife, Shania Twain....Yea that's it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 03:26 PM (7qnb5) 28
I will double boycott Vanity Fair.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 03, 2018 03:27 PM (Dp6qK) 29
He's now accusing Kyle Kachuv, a Parkland survivor, of being the ringleader of a conspiracy. He also says he's got someone secretly psycholanalyzing Kyle Kachuv. Kachuv sounds Russian Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 03, 2018 03:27 PM (lKyWE) 30
Jim's theory about the "Eichenwald J Curve" confirmed.
Posted by: The Institute at April 03, 2018 03:27 PM (nGsFZ) 31
if you or any member of your team are caught, we will disavow any knowledge of your existence. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Kurt.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2018 03:27 PM (HgMAr) 32
Well, Vanity Fair is telling people he doesn't work there, so it's unclear why Kurt Eichenwald is using a Vanity Fair logo at the bottom of his letter.
======== If VF doesn't issue a cease and desist, you know they are full of shit too. Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 03, 2018 03:27 PM (vg8iE) 33
To save the octopussies, of course.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 03, 2018 03:27 PM (Dp6qK) 34
GOD EMPEROR PENGUIN FOADDY-FI!!! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 03:27 PM (Fxt+d) 35
Well, Vanity Fair is telling people he doesn't work there, so it's unclear why Kurt Eichenwald is using a Vanity Fair logo at the bottom of his letter.
Maybe he's part Fauxcahontas and meant Vanity Fairskin Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2018 03:27 PM (fceHP) 36
That fucker needs to be slapped with a restraining order.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 03, 2018 03:28 PM (aPsQQ) 37
The cover of Vanity Fair is where I 'came out' as Caitlyn.
Posted by: B. "Caitlyn" Jenner at April 03, 2018 03:28 PM (ctuyM) 38
I do believe the cheese has slid off the cracker.
The bubble is off-center. A couple of beers short of a six pack. There is NO phone ringing, damn it! Posted by: Adriane the Sanity Clause Critic ... at April 03, 2018 03:28 PM (AoK0a) 39
Battle of wits with Ben Shapiro will not end well for him...
For me it's a laugh fucking riot. Tentacle fapper - not so much Posted by: fox at April 03, 2018 03:28 PM (hdFyL) 40
Dear Twitter:
If a user breaks from reality, do they still a get a blue checkmark? That is, if they are speaking to an alternate reality, false in relation to the one the rest of us share, or if their identity is nonexistent, what does the checkmark verify? What is being verified? Followup question, if I create programmable meat puppets and use them in lieu of my current RUSSIAN BOT solution, can my meat puppets be verified, even though they have no grasp of reality and may be inhabited by any one of an infinite number of controlling voices at any given instant? Thank you, Blue Checkmark Wannabe Posted by: Verified! You Guys at April 03, 2018 03:28 PM (wx6iv) 41
I consulted the pyschiatry office that lives in my brain! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 03:29 PM (Fxt+d) 42
This is a conspiracy to build contempt against me!
Why must you condemn for me my consensual cherishing of cephalopods and coverage of counterfeit news?!!! Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:29 PM (BSKi2) 43
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To save the octopussies, of course. Yes, that is my current assignment. Now I have to kill you, too. Posted by: James Bond at April 03, 2018 03:29 PM (UsCnO) 44
38 I do believe the cheese has slid off the cracker.
The bubble is off-center. A couple of beers short of a six pack. There is NO phone ringing, damn it! Posted by: Adriane the Sanity Clause Critic ... at April 03, 2018 03:28 PM (AoK0a) The garage door is open, but the lights are out in the house. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2018 03:29 PM (ycWCI) Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 03, 2018 03:29 PM (hLRSq) 46
He was going on and on about the yellow wallpaper in Vanity Fair's offices too.
Posted by: josephistan at April 03, 2018 03:29 PM (7HtZB) 47
Kurt's center is not holding.
Posted by: mikeyslaw at April 03, 2018 03:29 PM (JZJ9v) 48
Mr Metokur, aka the internet aristocrat, aka bright side bob, aka the anti bully Billy has been a fixture of youtube as long as there's been a youtube.
Check out his: Internet insanity series. Deviant art series. Tumblrisms series, and anything else you find. Pure comedy gold. Posted by: Berry Bug at April 03, 2018 03:29 PM (fdsA1) 49
29 He's now accusing Kyle Kachuv, a Parkland survivor, of being the ringleader of a conspiracy. He also says he's got someone secretly psycholanalyzing Kyle Kachuv.
Kachuv sounds Russian I was thinking Polish 'cause of the "u". Posted by: Anachronda at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (v3pYe) 50
I'm going to say it. Can we stop worrying about what people say on twitter? I believe we should because everything is an incomprehensible mess of brief statements.
And I hate Twitchy. Also, Eichenwald is insane. Hearing a story of him in a murder/suicide is not outside the realm of possibility. Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (J70i0) 51
Well, Vanity Fair is telling people he doesn't work there, so it's unclear why Kurt Eichenwald is using a Vanity Fair logo at the bottom of his letter. If he identifies as a VF contributer who are they to say he isn't Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (lKyWE) 52
Of course, he is claiming people are sending him strobe GIFs again. Any minute his wife will take over his Twitter and say he is the hospital because of it. I am embarrassed this dude lives in Texas.
Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (eIQHF) 53
Wiki lists Eichenwald as a contributing editor at VF. Maybe they want his house searched to get all of their stamped logo office material recovered.
It is understandable. Kaschuv is just like the last names Smith or Jones. Easy to confuse. Posted by: Cheri at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (oiNtH) 54
I'm surprised Ace is not that familiar with Jim/Internet Aristocrat/Mr. Metokur before this.
Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (GJnhB) Posted by: Blake at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (qC1Sy) 56
Should I come and get Kurt?
Posted by: Nurse Ratchett at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (OD2ni) 57
Well that answers my question from last thread, what has Kurt 'Kleine' Eichmanwald been spewing now.
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt; you got to stop watching those conspiracy animes that involve tentacles... Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (J+mgg) 58
When he starts talking about precious bodily fluids, lock up your sea creatures.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (ycWCI) 59
This guy is nuts!
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell - STOP THE @#%% HAMMERING! at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (7HtZB) 60
I am NOT a fan of tentacle porn! I am an avid and fevered consumer of tentacle porn! Credit where credit is die, bitches! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 03:31 PM (Fxt+d) 61
Do outhouses exist anymore? Because I'm thinking Vanity Fair would accessorize one pretty well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:31 PM (ptqGC) 62
I was thinking Polish 'cause of the "u". Posted by: Anachronda at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (v3pYe) I didn't let that get in the way of my snark Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 03, 2018 03:31 PM (lKyWE) 63
This bad, too. Kurt has done a Twatter psych exam of Kyle Kashuv and wants him committed. Kyle responds:
Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv 2h Kurt, you called a psychiatrist about me and they didn't try and commit you? That's how I know you're full of it Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2018 03:31 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2018 03:31 PM (vDqXW) 65
Can we stop worrying about what people say on twitter? I believe we should because everything is an incomprehensible mess of brief statements.
Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (J70i0) No! I'm a big deal! A true expert! People listen to me and I shape the world with real news. Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:31 PM (BSKi2) 66
the strobes are freaking him out
Posted by: concrete girl at April 03, 2018 03:31 PM (h9wAA) 67
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt; you got to stop watching those conspiracy animes that involve tentacles...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (J+mgg) The sad part: I can completely believe that there is Japanese conspiracy themed anime that involves tentacles. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (ycWCI) 68
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38 I do believe the cheese has slid off the cracker. The bubble is off-center. A couple of beers short of a six pack. There is NO phone ringing, damn it! The garage door is open, but the lights are out in the house. The lights are on, but nobody's home. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (UsCnO) Posted by: Berry Bug at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (fdsA1) 70
Kyle Kashuv
@KyleKashuv 2h Kurt, you called a psychiatrist about me and they didn't try and commit you? That's how I know you're full of it Ouch! Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (ptqGC) 71
I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
Posted by: Marcus T at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (VpIIl) 72
NUTS!
Posted by: Killerdog at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (brLH7) 73
Vanity Fair just disowned him.
Posted by: wte9 at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (xYr9U) 74
Mr Metokur makes it to Ace of Spades, what a timeline!
Posted by: _Jaybee_ at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (O3uss) 75
This is a look into the mindset of a person who gets away with being a Pedo and funding a Pedo website. Why is Kurt not in prison? And if you think he is insane, imagine the levels of insanity of the Pedos/Human traffickers/Child traffickers who get away with it all day everyday.
Put Kurt in prison. Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 03:33 PM (GJnhB) Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:33 PM (ptqGC) 77
Is there a single example of a large corporation dropping their advertising because of someone on the Left "went too far"?
It seems its a regular, every day occurrence against conservatives. Posted by: Maritime at April 03, 2018 03:33 PM (lKmt3) 78
I am embarrassed this dude lives in Texas.
Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (eIQHF) I wonder where, exactly.... Where would one find "conservative psychiatrists" qualified to diagnose someone they have never met based on a text message? Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2018 03:33 PM (Z48ZB) 79
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38 I do believe the cheese has slid off the cracker. The bubble is off-center. A couple of beers short of a six pack. There is NO phone ringing, damn it! The garage door is open, but the lights are out in the house. The lights are on, but nobody's home. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (UsCnO) Mall's open, no one's shopping. Posted by: josephistan at April 03, 2018 03:33 PM (7HtZB) 80
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt; you got to stop watching those conspiracy animes that involve tentacles...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:30 PM (J+mgg) Conspiracy animes?!!! Blasphemy! They are a cornucopia of craftsmanship for the enjoyment of all. Not just trans-cephalopods. Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:34 PM (BSKi2) 81
74 Mr Metokur makes it to Ace of Spades, what a timeline!
Posted by: _Jaybee_ at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (O3uss) TL;DR soon to follow? Posted by: Hikaru at April 03, 2018 03:34 PM (XMDuf) 82
Yesterday, Kurt Eichenwald also sent a letter of intent to sue the purveyor of Diversity & Comics' YouTube channel for mentioning that there was a "black cloud" hanging over his career.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald's Court Appointed Wife at April 03, 2018 03:34 PM (CP8UO) Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2018 03:34 PM (mf5HN) 84
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Do outhouses exist anymore? Because I'm thinking Vanity Fair would accessorize one pretty well. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:31 PM (ptqGC) Oh, sorry! I thought you said "bathhouses". Posted by: Larry Sinclair and his pal Barky at April 03, 2018 03:34 PM (UsCnO) 85
He's gone full Kohn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:34 PM (ptqGC) 86
do believe the cheese has slid off the cracker. The bubble is off-center. A couple of beers short of a six pack. There is NO phone ringing, damn it! The garage door is open, but the lights are out in the house. The lights are on, but nobody's home. The mustard is off the hot dog Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 03, 2018 03:34 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 03:34 PM (pw+jk) 88
Ah, but the sea monkeys! When they started disappearing, that's when I had them! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 03:35 PM (Fxt+d) Posted by: RioBravo at April 03, 2018 03:35 PM (5NMZN) Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 03, 2018 03:35 PM (Mbmmf) Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2018 03:35 PM (Z48ZB) 92
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38 I do believe the cheese has slid off the cracker. The bubble is off-center. A couple of beers short of a six pack. There is NO phone ringing, damn it! The garage door is open, but the lights are out in the house. The lights are on, but nobody's home. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (UsCnO) Mall's open, no one's shopping. Posted by: josephistan at April 03, 2018 03:33 PM (7HtZB) Banana! Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at April 03, 2018 03:35 PM (ycWCI) 93
75 This is a look into the mindset of a person who gets away with being a Pedo and funding a Pedo website. Why is Kurt not in prison? And if you think he is insane, imagine the levels of insanity of the Pedos/Human traffickers/Child traffickers who get away with it all day everyday.
Put Kurt in prison. Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 03:33 PM (GJnhB) Why hasn't he got the Jared Fogle treatment yet? Posted by: Hikaru at April 03, 2018 03:35 PM (XMDuf) 94
61 Do outhouses exist anymore? Because I'm thinking Vanity Fair would accessorize one pretty well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:31 PM (ptqGC) ------------------- The only problem, as I see it, is that I know where to find an outhouse. However, I'm not sure where I can even find a copy of Vanity Fair. Vanity Fair Posted by: Blake at April 03, 2018 03:35 PM (qC1Sy) 95
I leafed through a Vanity Fair once when I was waiting for my car to be serviced.
I believe Kurt is perfect for them. Posted by: wth at April 03, 2018 03:35 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 03:35 PM (pw+jk) 97
Everybody from across the entire political spectrum hates me but the problem is YOU. BLOCKED! Eventually it will just be me tweeting to myself, and it will be sublime.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at April 03, 2018 03:35 PM (wx6iv) 98
Metokur is high-end hilarious.
I literally came from Twitter to see if we were covering this here Posted by: LibertarianJim at April 03, 2018 03:36 PM (dZ8Po) 99
wonder where, exactly.... Where would one find "conservative psychiatrists" qualified to diagnose someone they have never met based on a text message?
First clue you have a terrible psychiatrist, you know their political affiliation. Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2018 03:36 PM (eIQHF) 100
Yeah Kurt is surfing in Nebraska,
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:36 PM (J+mgg) 101
I see Kurt's insanity points are starting to pile.up
Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2018 03:36 PM (EsEP/) 102
I don't get his antagonism toward Carl Benjamin ("Sargon") or his hate boner for Jordan Peterson, but Metokur/Jim is entertaining as hell.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 03, 2018 03:36 PM (NL6wI) 103
He had a bizarre run a few weeks back threatening Richard/Zack over at Diversity & Comics with a lawsuit over some convoluted, crazy shit (as usual). I'm not allowed, apparently, to post the youtube link but you can find at at the site on Feb. 24
Posted by: Keith at April 03, 2018 03:36 PM (USf3s) 104
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79 68 44 38 I do believe the cheese has slid off the cracker. The bubble is off-center. A couple of beers short of a six pack. There is NO phone ringing, damn it! The garage door is open, but the lights are out in the house. The lights are on, but nobody's home. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (UsCnO) Mall's open, no one's shopping. Posted by: josephistan at April 03, 2018 03:33 PM (7HtZB) Banana! Apple! Posted by: THIS is CNN at April 03, 2018 03:36 PM (UsCnO) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (J+mgg) 106
Kurt should not be allowed to purchase firearms.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (O7MnT) 107
Really, anyone who thought Eichenwald was sane after that bizarre Tucker appearance and the meltdown really wasn't paying attention to begin with.
The strange part is that he keeps being hired, not that he's acting crazy. Who gives these people jobs??? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (39g3+) 108
Someone, I have no idea who, sent me a subscription to Vanity Fair. It's full-on anti-Trump (and his entire family) all the time. Just on the cover.
Goes straight into the recycling bin. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (ptqGC) 109
Jim (Mister Metokur): "They didn't just fire him, they purged anyone he ever had contact with. LMFAO"
https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/981254403414986752 Posted by: The Institute at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (nGsFZ) 110
I am eagerly awaiting on-scene photographs of Kurt's lair's walls festooned in photos, charts and media clippings all connected with red yarn a la A Beautiful Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (Fxt+d) 111
Kurt joins the ranks of Druid Focket, Terry A Davis, Gang Stalking, Randy Stair, and Nick "PedoPoop" Bate.
Why are people feeding Kurt's delusions? Who is this fucker to begin with that is deserving of any attention at all? Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (GJnhB) 112
"Everybody from across the entire political spectrum
hates me but the problem is YOU. BLOCKED! Eventually it will just be me tweeting to myself, and it will be sublime. Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at April 03, 2018 03:35 PM (wx6iv)" ========== It will be the Nirvana of being able to suck your own dick. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: Berry Bug at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (fdsA1) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (J+mgg) 115
The tweeter who said Doctor Octopus is the psychiatrist wins the internet for the day.
Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (eIQHF) Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2018 03:38 PM (SjImc) 117
Paranoid delusions are not a journalist's best friend.
Posted by: simplemind at April 03, 2018 03:38 PM (EiPxS) 118
Love how Eichm..er Eichenwald says that it's a right wing "smear" that he likes tentacle porn, and then someone pops in the screencap of him "explaining" why it was on his browser tabs in the early morning hours. Which he himself had taken a picture of and tweeted out. Man is definitely a few cans short Posted by: imp at April 03, 2018 03:38 PM (co1DC) 119
To be fair, it is tough to stay completely very very very sane whilst tied/dressed/wrapped up in those Japanese Tentacle Pr0n Cosplay outfits.
Just sayin'. Posted by: Sharkman at April 03, 2018 03:38 PM (BfOXk) 120
John Batchelor had this escaped Mental Patient on his show during the campaign & was going on about Steve Bannon & Breitbart were Nazi like
------------------ All you need to know about Batchelor Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 03, 2018 03:38 PM (5XwFj) 121
This fits so many discussions lately.
http://babylonbee.com/news/opinion-i-will-stop-at- Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2018 03:25 PM (Z48ZB) I just spewed Diet Coke everywhere: https://bit.ly/2H6IqFG Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2018 03:38 PM (mf5HN) 122
82 Yesterday, Kurt Eichenwald also sent a letter of intent to sue the purveyor of Diversity & Comics' YouTube channel for mentioning that there was a "black cloud" hanging over his career.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald's Court Appointed Wife at April 03, 2018 03:34 PM (CP8UO) It's a "cloud of color" H8rz! Posted by: josephistan at April 03, 2018 03:39 PM (7HtZB) 123
114 Kurt Eichmanwald
What happens when you yank to Cthulhu pr0n. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (J+mgg) Cthulhu sings to me in my sleep. He makes such beautiful colors. Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at April 03, 2018 03:39 PM (ycWCI) 124
Does anyone think Kurt will shoot up VF? Is there something we could do to move him forward to shooting up VF?
Posted by: Gumby at April 03, 2018 03:39 PM (2LelM) 125
This is a look into the mindset of a person who gets away with being a Pedo and funding a Pedo website. Why is Kurt not in prison? And if you think he is insane, imagine the levels of insanity of the Pedos/Human traffickers/Child traffickers who get away with it all day everyday.
Put Kurt in prison. Posted by: Monk . Thought he was into the Japanese stuff, not kids Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2018 03:39 PM (EsEP/) 126
Come back, Kurt. I miss you.
Posted by: Thorazine at April 03, 2018 03:39 PM (8rNrN) 127
Really, anyone who thought Eichenwald was sane after
that bizarre Tucker appearance and the meltdown really wasn't paying attention to begin with. The strange part is that he keeps being hired, not that he's acting crazy. Who gives these people jobs??? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (39g3+) Is that Kurt's face on the coffee mug Tucker gives away after one of his contests? The "OH!" face? Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:39 PM (ptqGC) 128
What happens when you yank to Cthulhu pr0n.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM Why vote for the lesser evil? Posted by: Cthulhu 2020! at April 03, 2018 03:39 PM (ctuyM) 129
Anyone who has read Pilgrim's Progress knows that Vanity Fair is not something you really want to name yourself after.
And I think the perfect doctor for Kurt Eichenwald (that last name: its half Eichmann and half Buchenwald) is Doc Ock, with all those tentacles and stuff. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:39 PM (39g3+) 130
Has anyone asked Kurt if he is being bullied by the people at VF?
Posted by: Gumby at April 03, 2018 03:40 PM (2LelM) 131
Does this guy sue everyone?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2018 03:40 PM (SjImc) 132
My privilege allows me to say I am a contributor at Ace Of Spades.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 03:40 PM (7qnb5) 133
Kurt should not be allowed to purchase firearms.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (O7MnT) Umm, yeah. I didn't consider the possibility that he could be armed. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 03, 2018 03:40 PM (hLRSq) 134
First clue you have a terrible psychiatrist, you know their political affiliation. Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2018 03:36 PM (eIQHF) During a darker time, I went to 2 different psychiatrists, and before the session was over, they exposed themselves as raging lefties. I never returned, nor told them why. I went back to my favorite bartender and never looked back. Cheaper, too. And there were snacks. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (UsCnO) 135
>>>Does this guy sue everyone?
I am going to sue him and the people he works with for all this plagiarism and emotional damages they are giving me with this. Posted by: Saul Rosenberg at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (8rNrN) 136
Eichenwald? Sounds very nazi-ish.
Posted by: Bosk at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (fjMEv) Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (mPeei) 138
I'm not sure humans can handle the internet as it operates today.
Posted by: goodluckduck at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (rwaEp) 139
NGU, check out my 276 comment on the previous thread. I think that was the number, but somewhere close to the end.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (mu0Y0) 140
Umm, yeah. I didn't consider the possibility that he could be armed.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 03, 2018 03:40 PM Yet he'll show up to a battle of wits, unarmed. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (7qnb5) 141
Thought he was into the Japanese stuff, not kids
Well he got fired at the NYT for paying a pedo producer for content to "research" a story he wrote there. Maybe it was just a dumb move to get data, but with his other behavior? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (39g3+) 142
Why are people feeding Kurt's delusions? Who is this fucker to begin with that is deserving of any attention at all?
Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 03:37 PM (GJnhB) People crave my coverage of current events. This Cyle kid is a double-crossing cheat! He may cut off one of my arms but it will regrow! Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (BSKi2) 143
129 Anyone who has read Pilgrim's Progress knows that Vanity Fair is not something you really want to name yourself after.
And I think the perfect doctor for Kurt Eichenwald (that last name: its half Eichmann and half Buchenwald) is Doc Ock, with all those tentacles and stuff. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:39 PM (39g3+) Kurt is just a girly man! Posted by: Jurgen ReichsKoenigMannlich at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (ycWCI) 144
Maybe Kurt is just auditioning for MSNBC.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (+y/Ru) 145
>> "Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell - STOP THE @#%% HAMMERING!"
That's another mental case to keep an eye on, especially once the criminal indictments of the Clinton Crime Syndicate begin to drop. Posted by: Jesus of Nazareth at April 03, 2018 03:42 PM (EKvBl) 146
This Ben Shapiro, oy! What a shonda.
Atonement. Atonement. Atonement. Also, atonement. (Atonement.) PS, atonement. Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald's Friend, The Invisible Conservative Rabbi at April 03, 2018 03:42 PM (8rNrN) 147
125 This is a look into the mindset of a person who gets away with being a Pedo and funding a Pedo website. Why is Kurt not in prison? And if you think he is insane, imagine the levels of insanity of the Pedos/Human traffickers/Child traffickers who get away with it all day everyday.
Put Kurt in prison. Posted by: Monk . Thought he was into the Japanese stuff, not kids Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2018 03:39 PM (EsEP/) Young tentacle porn. Those little octopus you get in calamari. Posted by: josephistan at April 03, 2018 03:42 PM (7HtZB) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2018 03:42 PM (r+sAi) 149
Kurt, we're going to need you to relocate your desk to the storage area in the basement. As soon as you can do that, that'd be great! -- VF overlords Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 03:42 PM (Fxt+d) 150
I've got two full binders on this Kyle Kaschuv prick.
And I've got three full binders on that guy I mixed him up with. Yeah, go pound that. Posted by: Blinkin' Kurt Eichenwald at April 03, 2018 03:43 PM (9vQJW) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:43 PM (J+mgg) 152
Kurt "I have a secret message from the CIA" Buchenwald talks and acts like a paranoid schizophrenic. He has his nutso notebook of Tucker Carlson's "lies," claims to have secret communiques from the intelligence community, claims to have been targeted by a seizure-inducing .gif, and now is touting JOOOOISH CUNSPEERACY!!!!! regarding Ben Shapiro and Kyle Kashuv. This guy's a fucking loony.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2018 03:43 PM (NWiLs) 153
Tentacle Man now says he had no idea he was no longer at Vanity Fair.
"Hell of a way to find out. I have been a contributing editor - contracted freelancer - with Vanity Fair for 6 years. I live in Dallas & have not been in contact with the new editor in charge. My contract expired and was not renewed. Called my friends there - all of them gone too." https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/981253303341322241 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 03, 2018 03:43 PM (O7MnT) 154
Maybe Kurt is just auditioning for MSNBC.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (+y/Ru) Well, if he is, Lawrence O'Donnell should be worried. Very, very worried. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC) 155
Eichenwald has been watching too much hardcore tentacle hentai. He needs to wind down with some vanilla.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at April 03, 2018 03:43 PM (rP4OC) 156
70 Kyle Kashuv
@KyleKashuv 2h Kurt, you called a psychiatrist about me and they didn't try and commit you? That's how I know you're full of it Ouch! Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:32 PM (ptqGC) Yeah, Kyle won the internetz with that one. Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2018 03:43 PM (NWiLs) 157
Dear kids who are snorting rubbers. Don't worry, your parents didn't use them correctly either.
---------------- Meme from FB Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 03, 2018 03:44 PM (5XwFj) 158
Ol' Kurt's gonna turn into a micro-version of the Speedway Bomber, where he sues everyone who even types out his name somewhere, isn't he?
Posted by: Hikaru at April 03, 2018 03:44 PM (XMDuf) 159
Side Cthulu conclusion: If you're not listening to Alexthetentacully's podcast, then you're crazier than me.
Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:44 PM (BSKi2) 160
Umm, yeah. I didn't consider the possibility that he could be armed.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! ............ Only with the Sixfinger he saved from his childhood. Posted by: wth at April 03, 2018 03:44 PM (HgMAr) 161
Don't forget that 4Chan gave us Pedo Bear
I preferred the "leaning Chris Hansen" one. "Why don't you have a seat right there, Kurt" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+) 162
Kurt, Maxine, and Hillary have coffee every other Thursday morning.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 03:44 PM (pw+jk) 163
Eichenwald could be a weekly moron staple, like the Gardening of Pet Thread.
Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2018 03:45 PM (Z48ZB) 164
Tentacle Man now says he had no idea he was no longer at Vanity Fair.
"Hell of a way to find out. I have been a contributing editor - contracted freelancer - with Vanity Fair for 6 years. I live in Dallas & have not been in contact with the new editor in charge. My contract expired and was not renewed. Called my friends there - all of them gone too." https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/981253303341322241 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo That's awesome, fired and he didn't even know Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2018 03:45 PM (EsEP/) 165
Calamari Kurt.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 03:45 PM (7qnb5) 166
>>This bad, too. Kurt has done a Twatter psych exam of Kyle Kashuv and wants him committed. Kyle responds:
Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv 2h Kurt, you called a psychiatrist about me and they didn't try and commit you? That's how I know you're full of it Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2018 03:31 PM (+y/Ru) I like this kid. I have hope for the future. Posted by: G. Gnome, who still sees no value in Twitter at April 03, 2018 03:45 PM (al6UK) 167
Thats Tentacle Pron aficionado Kurt Eichenwald per the AoS Stylebook.
Posted by: WonkishRogue at April 03, 2018 03:45 PM (O9JR8) 168
Young tentacle porn. Those little octopus you get in calamari. Posted by: josephistan at April 03, 2018 03:42 PM Sous vide tentacle porn. No recipe found. I'm guessing 150 degrees for half an hour. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 03, 2018 03:45 PM (LOgQ4) Posted by: Internet Remote Analysis at April 03, 2018 03:46 PM (Y13KO) 170
Leftism it appears is a communicable disease
Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 03, 2018 03:46 PM (aC6Sd) 171
Tentacle Man now says he had no idea he was no longer at Vanity Fair.
"Hell of a way to find out. I have been a contributing editor - contracted freelancer - with Vanity Fair for 6 years. I live in Dallas & have not been in contact with the new editor in charge. My contract expired and was not renewed. Called my friends there - all of them gone too." https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/981253303341322241 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo heh Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2018 03:46 PM (fceHP) 172
MWR, you mean Kurt needs to step back, dial it down, and watch Juni Taisen instead?
https://youtu.be/MHEK4L0Lse8 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:46 PM (J+mgg) 173
NGU, check out my 276 comment on the previous thread. I think that was the number, but somewhere close to the end.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (mu0Y0) 270? About PDT talking with Mattis about troops on the Border? Sounds fine to me Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2018 03:46 PM (SjImc) 174
Tentacle Man
Tentacle Man Talkin' like a paranoid man Sees the strobe light, starts to spasm Tentacle Man Is he a troll or his he insane? Have the Joos put a chip inside his brain? Or did hentai rot his mind instead? Nobody knows Tentacle Man Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2018 03:46 PM (NWiLs) 175
Tentacle Man now says he had no idea he was no longer at Vanity Fair.
Heh, interesting way to cover. "OK fine I'm not with Vanity Fair but... I was and I thought I still was, that's the ticket! Yeah, they pulled a fast one on me!" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:46 PM (39g3+) 176
You know, our song Rubberband Man can be rewritten in your head as Tentacle Rape Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7LvjhASLIg Posted by: The Spinners at April 03, 2018 03:46 PM (8rNrN) 177
Is this motherfucker pretending to be employeed by MSM outlets in order to keep his prestige and provide cover from funding a pedo site in 2005...... Because it sure seems that way.
Who does he work for? Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 03:47 PM (GJnhB) 178
"Hell of a way to find out. I have been a contributing editor -
contracted freelancer - with Vanity Fair for 6 years. I live in Dallas have not been in contact with the new editor in charge. My contract expired and was not renewed. Called my imaginary friends there - all of them gone too." Fixed it for ya, Kurt. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:47 PM (ptqGC) 179
Well he got fired at the NYT for paying a pedo producer for content to "research" a story he wrote there. Maybe it was just a dumb move to get data, but with his other behavior?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:41 PM (39g3+) --- Maybe his wife didn't believe there was kiddie porn! Posted by: NOT Kurt Eichmann at April 03, 2018 03:47 PM (vDqXW) 180
"He's a nut."
Posted by: Barney Fife at April 03, 2018 03:47 PM (rwaEp) 181
You know I would know if i were not at Vanity Fair?
The checks would not be coming anymore. Or those new fangled direct deposits. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 03:48 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: Under Fire at April 03, 2018 03:48 PM (r9UYA) 183
How does someone not know their contract wasn't renewed? the bullshit artist - I think it was a movie or something. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2018 03:48 PM (r+sAi) 184
Old Been said not to fight with a guy who buy ink by the barrel, today - fight in with a teenager on the internet is insane
Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2018 03:48 PM (EsEP/) 185
109 Jim (Mister Metokur): "They didn't just fire him, they purged anyone he ever had contact with. LMFAO"
I guess that whole, "Gee, Vanity Fair hasn't paid me in quite a while", was of a complicated clue for him. Posted by: Deaf Melon Grover Washington at April 03, 2018 03:48 PM (BsuY/) 186
You know, our song Rubberband Man can be rewritten in your head as Tentacle Rape Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7LvjhASLIg Posted by: The Spinners at April 03, 2018 03:46 PM (8rNrN) =========== You are a bad person. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 03:48 PM (pw+jk) 187
You know I would know if i were not at Vanity Fair?
The checks would not be coming anymore. Or those new fangled direct deposits. Take it from me as a freelance writer: you KNOW when you are working or not. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:49 PM (39g3+) 188
I had a Twitter exchange with Eichenwald about a month ago when he was going batshit over the #comicsgate thing. Instead of coming at him jokingly or with hostility, I asked him directly what was going on, why he was threatening people with litigation and criminal prosecution left and right.
My earnest, straightforward approach worked. Eichenwald responded without threatening to destroy my life or anything. He thinks shadowy forces somehow associated with child sex trafficking are attempting to destroy his reputation and--with it--his personal life and career. He genuinely believes this. I found it incredibly sad because there's a hint under all that crazy of the guy who made it to the big leagues in a very competitive profession. Posted by: troyriser at April 03, 2018 03:49 PM (K8f5g) 189
He must have been making a helluva contribution as editor to be fired and not even know it.
Funnily, Eichenwald doesn't seem to grasp that this makes him look even more flaccid. Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 03, 2018 03:49 PM (0XyIg) 190
Kurt always chooses the Almond Joy candy bar.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 03:49 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: goodluckduck at April 03, 2018 03:49 PM (rwaEp) Posted by: Internet Remote Analysis at April 03, 2018 03:49 PM (Y13KO) 193
So Calamari Kurt was too stupid to figure out he was no longer with Vanity Fair?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 03:49 PM (7qnb5) 194
Sous vide tentacle porn. No recipe found.
I'm guessing 150 degrees for half an hour. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 03, 2018 03:45 PM (LOgQ4) Oh my Cthulu! I never thought of cooking octopus like that. I've sous vide'd lamb and steaks.... but celphalopod now too?! I'm going to satiate the void in my unemployed life now with savory, succulent tentacles. Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:49 PM (BSKi2) 195
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How does someone not know their contract wasn't renewed? ============= Somebody trying to tell me something? Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 03, 2018 03:49 PM (UsCnO) 196
"Tentacle Man now says he had no idea he was no longer at Vanity Fair."
That his key card wouldn't work in the door should have been his first clue. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 03, 2018 03:49 PM (hLRSq) 197
1. Create a Twitter profile 2. Get a blue checkmark 3. Pretend to be employed by former employees via Twitter 4. Profit! Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:50 PM (GJnhB) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2018 03:50 PM (r+sAi) 199
171 Tentacle Man now says he had no idea he was no longer at Vanity Fair.
"Hell of a way to find out. I have been a contributing editor - contracted freelancer - with Vanity Fair for 6 years. I live in Dallas & have not been in contact with the new editor in charge. My contract expired and was not renewed. Called my friends there - all of them gone too." https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/981253303341322241 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo -------- Way to good to check. Posted by: WisRich at April 03, 2018 03:50 PM (G0vdT) 200
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Kurt, Maxine, and Hillary have coffee every other Thursday morning. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 03:44 PM (pw+jk) But, yet. . . twice in the same week. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 03, 2018 03:50 PM (bB4HN) 201
You wouldn't believe ALL the types of porn my wife says is NOT on the internet!!!
Me and my kids have to show her ALL of it!!! You'd think she'd catch a CLUE! Posted by: Kurt Eichmann at April 03, 2018 03:50 PM (vDqXW) 202
Here's a link to an NPR story on the controversy about Eichenwald and paying for child porn.
https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15430924 Here's the NYT Editor's Note on that as well: https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/06/pageoneplus/06ednote.html Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2018 03:50 PM (mf5HN) 203
Hell of a way to find out. I have been the Emperor of France for the past 206 years. I called the Palace of Versailles, and I've been replaced. None of my old friends are still there either.
Posted by: Blinkin' Kurt Eichenwald at April 03, 2018 03:50 PM (9vQJW) 204
These people are never going to make it to 2020...I mean 2024.
I'll put Eichenwald in my dead pool now. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2018 03:50 PM (4ErVI) 205
however, I will say this: Eichmann is hooked into the elite lefty no-work network, so he probably has a lot of contracts and deals out there shoveling him money without him really doing anything or being very aware of all of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:50 PM (39g3+) 206
Not difficult to diagnose... the guy is just a not-too-bright leftist serial liar with no shame.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 03, 2018 03:51 PM (EKvBl) 207
That should be paying for someone involved in child porn.
I'm just having a grand day with typing and thinking today. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2018 03:51 PM (mf5HN) 208
Insomniac, hah!!!
Well before the key card fiasco, he should have noticed the pile of stuff outside the building and teetering on top was the picture of his waifu. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:51 PM (J+mgg) 209
I'm calling bulllshit that he is employed unless he works for a 3 letter agency, which would explain A LOT.
Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:51 PM (GJnhB) 210
We still don't know who this other person Eichenwald confused Kyle Kaschuv with.
Well, its such a common name, especially for teenagers involved in a Florida shooting. easy mistake. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:52 PM (39g3+) 211
Da Fuck? I just called my friends at NBC and they told me I didn't work there anymore.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at April 03, 2018 03:52 PM (7qnb5) 212
"Hell of a way to find out. I have been a contributing editor - contracted freelancer - with Vanity Fair for 6 years. I live in Dallas have not been in contact with the new editor in charge. My contract expired and was not renewed. Called my friends there - all of them gone too." At least you weren't on the can Posted by: Rex Tillerson at April 03, 2018 03:52 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2018 03:52 PM (fceHP) 214
I'd actually love to see him join the Morning Joe zoo crew. Watching Joe, Mika and Kurt all trying to out-crazy each other would be hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:52 PM (ptqGC) 215
Off Pedo schizo sock.
Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 03:52 PM (GJnhB) 216
You know who else doesn't work at Vanity Fair?
Posted by: Furious George at April 03, 2018 03:52 PM (9vQJW) 217
So when will the Downfall video of Hitler being informed Kurt has been fired hit YouTube?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:52 PM (J+mgg) 218
Live, from Room 264 at Trembling Hills Sanitarium and Health Spa, it's Kurt Eichenwald!
Take it away, Kurt! "Donald Trump was a Nazi prison guard at Buchenwald. And yes my pockets are filled with bananas." Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2018 03:53 PM (4ErVI) 219
Some meme gifmaster needs to do one of Eichenwald petting his stapler a la Office Space.
https://bit.ly/2q1tzoy Perosnally I think the severely mentally ill need professional help coping, not blue check marks. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2018 03:53 PM (wB8Tg) 220
I'm calling bulllshit that he is employed unless he works for a 3 letter agency, which would explain A LOT.
Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 Not us. We have some standards. Posted by: Bob's Temp at the NSA at April 03, 2018 03:53 PM (Y13KO) 221
MWR, you mean Kurt needs to step back, dial it down, and watch Juni Taisen instead?
https://youtu.be/MHEK4L0Lse8 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:46 PM (J+mgg) You watch your beak! I'm running a continuous cinema stream of octopus fantasies tonight to celebrate my escape from that crappy brochure, vanity fair! Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:53 PM (BSKi2) 222
Why do we quote 'wiki' anything like its the gospel? Wiki can be manipulated, edited, etc., at the drop of a dime.. Sure use it as a resource but be prepared to back up your findings with other sources (or some shit like that) or its just bunk and will not be credited says more than one of my professor's... IJS
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 03, 2018 03:53 PM (8SR1L) 223
Trump is literally driving them all mad.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2018 03:52 PM (fceHP) ......... Bigly. Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at April 03, 2018 03:53 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:53 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Calamari Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:54 PM (7qnb5) 226
Kurt purchased Octopussy and found out that it was a James Bond movie.
So he is a little bummed right now... Posted by: Vanity Fair HQ at April 03, 2018 03:54 PM (MuTTO) Posted by: Bob at the NSA at April 03, 2018 03:54 PM (r+sAi) 228
Kurt we're very sorry our high quality gifs are putting you in danger. We're working to shut down the whole Internet to protect you in way that's fair and equitable to all users. This misuse, predictable though it might be, even if it is avoidable using fairly basic technological countermeasures, justifies nothing less.
Posted by: The Official Strobe Gif Guy at April 03, 2018 03:54 PM (wx6iv) 229
I remember his Justin Berry story. It upset me deeply.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 03, 2018 03:54 PM (O7MnT) 230
Kurt was in a heated debate with A Kyle 47 Kalashinkov so it is an understandable mistake. Especially for a loon.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 03:55 PM (pw+jk) 231
It's the guy's family I feel sorry for. In all seriousness, this has all got to be difficult.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2018 03:55 PM (wB8Tg) 232
I just called the FBI and they say I don't work there anymore.
Posted by: Bob at the NSA I just called the FBI and they say I don't work there anymore. Posted by: James Comey Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2018 03:55 PM (G0qhR) 233
He's a freelance writer AND a contributing editor? Isn't a freelance writer low on the totem pole and an editor high up?
Posted by: josephistan at April 03, 2018 03:55 PM (7HtZB) 234
Alex Jones even thinks he should turn the crazy down.
Posted by: Thursby at April 03, 2018 03:55 PM (WVn9a) 235
I just called the FBI and they say I don't work there anymore.
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at April 03, 2018 03:54 PM (r+sAi) --- I know--right! Posted by: Andrew McCabe at April 03, 2018 03:55 PM (vDqXW) 236
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Trump is literally driving them all mad. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2018 03:52 PM (fceHP) If the Left is so insistent on sinking the USS America, at least we can have more Champagne and the string quintet playing as the passengers scurry to the lifeboats. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2018 03:55 PM (UsCnO) 237
No this is not "bad". This is entertaining. Moar! please
Posted by: torabora at April 03, 2018 03:55 PM (K0z2U) 238
His waifu is named Ikea Musume?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 03:56 PM (J+mgg) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2018 03:56 PM (r+sAi) 240
This dude was obviously fucked up before social media, if he has a wife and kids living in his house, they should have cut his social media many years ago.
Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 03:56 PM (GJnhB) 241
Kurt we're very sorry our high quality gifs are putting you in danger. We're working to shut down the whole Internet to protect you in way that's fair and equitable to all users. This misuse, predictable though it might be, even if it is avoidable using fairly basic technological countermeasures, justifies nothing less.
Posted by: The Official Strobe Gif Guy Choosey mothers choose Gif. Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2018 03:56 PM (G0qhR) 242
I'm calling bulllshit that he is employed unless he works for a 3 letter agency, which would explain A LOT.
Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:51 PM (GJnhB) You are a cephalopod charlatan! No one will consider your hysteria as my words. Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:56 PM (BSKi2) 243
MSNBC should give him a show. He'll fit right in.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2018 03:56 PM (4ErVI) 244
That seems to be a recurring tactic on the left, everyone is a contributor or commentator of some sort with these organizations, not an employee. That way when they say something way out there, no boycott, no suspensions etc.
I would not be surprised if certain media companies for example, instructed the "commentators" to fire the real hot takes so the hosts don't get blow back. Just a theory. Not that I have watched even a minute of those stations. Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2018 03:57 PM (n13/j) 245
Kurt now says he had no idea he had been terminated from Vanity Fair. No one tweeted it to him, evidently, and he "lives in Dallas". What does Dallas have to do with it? No idea.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 03, 2018 03:57 PM (LISuA) 246
If he's no longer with VF, where is he going to get the raw materials - remaindered issues - that he needs to finish his magazine fort inside his domicile? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 03:57 PM (Fxt+d) 247
Heh on Twitter:
I'd like to coin a new term to describe the phenomena surrounding Kurt. I call it "Eichenwald Employment". It is the state of believing you posses a job until disproven. Those suffering from Eichenwald Employment work literally everywhere until that outlet says otherwise. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:57 PM (39g3+) 248
To use a british slang - he is a nutter.
Posted by: IC at April 03, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu) 249
He is not employed. Somebody needs to find out who is writing Kurt's checks.
Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 03:58 PM (GJnhB) 250
He's like that bottle of beer in the six pack with something floating around in it.
Posted by: torabora at April 03, 2018 03:58 PM (K0z2U) 251
The funny thing is, I don't for a moment believe this is peak Eichenwald. His crazy turns up to 11, and we're idling at 7 or 8 tops.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 03, 2018 03:58 PM (0XyIg) 252
This guy claims to have so many conservative friends who must not be named though. Yeah, right.
My only advice to the very, very sane Mr Eichenwald is to seek professional advice from his "conservative" psychiatrist "friend". And pay for it. Posted by: Decaf at April 03, 2018 03:58 PM (/3+Sg) 253
I just called Jupiter and they said I am not Queen anymore.
Posted by: Cher at April 03, 2018 03:58 PM (HgMAr) 254
I would not be surprised if certain media companies for example, instructed the "commentators" to fire the real hot takes so the hosts don't get blow back. Just a theory. Not that I have watched even a minute of those stations.
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2018 03:57 PM (n13/j) --- I'M GOING TO BURN THIS PLACE DOWN!!! Posted by: Ed Shultz at April 03, 2018 03:58 PM (vDqXW) 255
I'm calling bulllshit that he is employed unless he works for a 3 letter agency, which would explain A LOT.
Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 03:51 PM (GJnhB) ========================== Maybe Kurt himself works for the FBI. He would fit right in. Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 03, 2018 03:58 PM (LISuA) 256
Until informed otherwise, I presume that I'm a contributing editor at Dragon Magazine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM (39g3+) 257
246
If he's no longer with VF, where is he going to get the raw materials - remaindered issues - that he needs to finish his magazine fort inside his domicile? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 03:57 PM (Fxt+d) While wearing a football helmet and a hospital gown. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM (7qnb5) 259
I'd actually enjoy seeing him in the WH press pool. Between Kurt and Jim Acosta, I'd be willing to pay to watch the pressers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM (ptqGC) 260
I just called the 80s and they said we are going to NEED their foreign policy!
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM (vDqXW) 261
This guy claims to have so many conservative friends who must not be named though. Yeah, right.
Bet some of his best friends are jewish? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM (SjImc) 262
MWR needs spider pic!
Posted by: maddogg at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM (90cx5) 263
I hust called every comedy club where I have "performed" for the past six years and they say that I don't work at ANY OF THEM anymore. -- Amy Schumer Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 04:00 PM (Fxt+d) 264
"I contacted space and they informed me I am no longer Mr Universe"
-Ahnold Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:00 PM (39g3+) 265
The funny thing is, I don't for a moment believe this is peak
Eichenwald. His crazy turns up to 11, and we're idling at 7 or 8 tops. ============ I agree he is heading almost directly vertical on the "Insanity vs Time" chart. That Kurt he shone bright but not for long. He will be missed. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 04:00 PM (pw+jk) 266
I know a Kyle who is an alcohol drinking trumpian bezerker who would get under Kurt's skin. I bet it was him.
Posted by: akelm88 at April 03, 2018 04:00 PM (dNh/A) 267
Unless Kurt provides proof of strobe gifs, I simply don't believe him.
It's sad how Eichenwald asks his wife to confirm all of his BS stories. "Really, Kurt didn't believe tentacle porn existed, so he totally was googling it because to prove it doesn't exist." --Mrs Kurt E Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2018 04:00 PM (iv0p7) 268
Maybe Kurt himself works for the FBI. He would fit right in. Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 03, 2018 03:58 PM (LISuA) the Comey/McCabe/Stozck/Rosenstein thing makes a lot more sense now. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2018 04:00 PM (UsCnO) 269
Is he related to Kurt Waldheim
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2018 04:00 PM (SjImc) Posted by: Mrs. Squid of the National Aquarium at April 03, 2018 04:00 PM (MuTTO) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2018 04:00 PM (r+sAi) 272
I just realized, I haven't received a check from my modeling gigs for Victoria's Secret.
What's up with that? Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 04:01 PM (ptqGC) 273
Never go full Eichenwald.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 04:01 PM (7qnb5) 274
My prediction of who will go completely nucking futs in public: Lt. Col. Ralph Peters.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2018 04:01 PM (+y/Ru) 275
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Here's my new business card. Minnfidel President Of the World. me@presidentoftheworld.com Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM (7qnb5) HEY! That's MY email address! Posted by: Barack Obama at April 03, 2018 04:01 PM (UsCnO) 276
Hell of a way to find out. I have been a contributing editor -
contracted freelancer - with Vanity Fair for 6 years. I live in Dallas have not been in contact with the new editor in charge. My contract expired and was not renewed. Called my friends there - all of them gone too. This is my favorite part of the tweet. "Called my friends there - all of them gone too." So they're your friends and they never bothered to mention to you that you weren't working for VF anymore? They're your friends and you didn't know they weren't working for VF anymore either? You have really neat friends, Kurt. Oh, sorry. I forgot the sarcastic quotes around "friends." Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at April 03, 2018 04:01 PM (rP4OC) 277
Hell of a way to find out. I have been a contributing editor - contracted freelancer - with Vanity Fair for 6 years. I live in Dallas have not been in contact with the new editor in charge. My contract expired and was not renewed. Called my friends there - all of them gone too.
Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at April 03, 2018 04:01 PM (9vQJW) 278
Unless Kurt provides proof of strobe gifs, I simply don't believe him.
Didn't the judge throw out his lawsuit on that? Suggests it was... less than truthful. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:01 PM (39g3+) 279
Kurt really needs to watch Martian Successor Nadesico... oh wait there are Jovian lizards trying to conquer the Earth in that one. Never mind.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 04:01 PM (J+mgg) 280
Isn't Eichenwald they guy who got a closed head injury in college and sued the school until he got a degree? Then that was basically the highlight of his life's success and he has failed upward ever since.
Posted by: Lester at April 03, 2018 04:02 PM (LfJIn) 281
"Really, Kurt didn't believe tentacle porn existed, so he totally was googling it because to prove it doesn't exist." --Mrs Kurt E
Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2018 04:00 PM (iv0p7) ---- I think she has that long-term memory problem, because I have to SHOW her everyday!! Posted by: Kurt Eichmann at April 03, 2018 04:02 PM (vDqXW) 282
Oh, sorry. I forgot the sarcastic quotes around "friends."
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at April 03, 2018 04:01 PM (rP4OC) They're his imaginary friends. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC) 283
My prediction of who will go completely nucking futs in public: Lt. Col. Ralph Peters.
The horror..... the horror.... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:02 PM (39g3+) 284
We just called Chiquita and they informed us that we no longer are the top banana anymore. -- This ... is CNN Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 04:02 PM (Fxt+d) 285
Until informed otherwise, I presume that I'm a contributing editor at Dragon Magazine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM (39g3+) I miss that magazine. All the in-depth reporting on mindflayers and how they circumnavigate all of the important happenings in the world. The exceptional art work of Wormy was celestial. If only they had done more with more slippery subjects.... Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 04:02 PM (BSKi2) 286
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I'd actually enjoy seeing him in the WH press pool. Between Kurt and Jim Acosta, I'd be willing to pay to watch the pressers. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM (ptqGC) Just don't get too close. They throw poo. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2018 04:02 PM (UsCnO) 287
I am Heir Apparent to the throne of the Hapsburg Empire.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2018 04:03 PM (QTsgL) 288
OT, Kimmel thought he was all that on his last show, apparently mocking the easter egg hunt including Melania's accent. What a bastard.
Posted by: IC at April 03, 2018 04:03 PM (a0IVu) 289
How long has he been unemployed? How many news outlets has he fooled into putting him on TV as an expert or some shit?
Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 04:03 PM (GJnhB) 290
I just called the FBI and they say I don't work there anymore. Posted by: Bob at the NSA I just called the FBI and they say I don't work there anymore. Posted by: James Comey I just talked and talked and talked to the FBI and I still work there Posted by: Peter Strzok at April 03, 2018 04:03 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: ace at April 03, 2018 04:03 PM (8rNrN) 292
One thing has become abundantly clear over the past decade: These columnists and writers are unhinged! They're nuts!
Give me the days of Jack Germond and Jimmy Breslin when the craziest thing they ever did was drink scotch and vodka on the same night. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 03, 2018 04:03 PM (ATVNj) 293
It's funny watching someone go mentally ill on the internet until they go completely crazy. Then it is hilarious!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 04:03 PM (pw+jk) 294
My contract expired and was not renewed. Called my friends there - all of them gone too.
Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at April 03, 2018 04:01 PM --- Even the ones who *sounded* like they were there, told me they were gone!! Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at April 03, 2018 04:03 PM (vDqXW) 295
That seems to be a recurring tactic on the left, everyone is a contributor or commentator of some sort with these organizations, not an employee. That way when they say something way out there, no boycott, no suspensions etc.
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2018 03:57 PM (n13/j) Actually, it's to make everyone a contractor, not an employee, so that way you don't have to pay them benefits. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (mf5HN) 296
The Yankees are going to play today?
42 drizzling Fog They are crazy Someone is going to get hurt playing this game for the almighty dollar. Shit it was better yesterday Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (SjImc) 297
My contract expired and was not renewed. Called my friends there - all of them gone too.
Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at April 03, 2018 04:01 PM He and his friends are not very close. They didn't even call/text him when they and HE got sh*#-canned. Posted by: Lester at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (LfJIn) 298
That seems to be a recurring tactic on the left, everyone is a contributor or commentator of some sort with these organizations, not an employee. That way when they say something way out there, no boycott, no suspensions etc.
Also, 1099 contractor? If paid, no taxes & no bennies. Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (G0qhR) 299
His nuttery has a lot of pedigree. Seems he hit his head in college and went all epileptic. Methinks there more to the story. I would recommend Kurt send a resume to National Review. They are looking for new talent.
Posted by: Gumby at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM) 300
I have to ashamedly admit one thing I enjoy about modern life is seeing psychotic breaks live on the internet. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (r+sAi) 301
Kurt molested me!
#MeToo Posted by: Mrs. Squid of the National Aquarium at April 03, 2018 04:00 PM (MuTTO) You shut your ink hole or I'll do it myself! Better yet, can we cuddle? Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (BSKi2) 302
I just talked and talked and talked to the FBI and I still work there
Posted by: Peter Strzok at April 03, 2018 04:03 PM (lKyWE) _______________________________________ Unfortunately, we never recorded the conversation, so no, you don't. Posted by: THE FBI at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (ATVNj) 303
You'd have to have a heart of stone not to guffaw at this kind of reputational self-immolation (and it's not like Squidward had that much reputational capital left to burn). But I'm probably gonna feel bad when Eichenwald becomes an hero. That's gotta be the final act for someone this cracked unless he gets help (which I hope he does).
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (0XyIg) 304
Even the ones who *sounded* like they were there, told me they were gone!!
Posted by: Doris Kearns Goodwin at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (9vQJW) 305
Kimmel thought he was all that on his last show, apparently mocking the easter egg hunt including Melania's accent. What a bastard.
Posted by: IC at April 03, 2018 04:03 PM (a0IVu) No, in this case you can call hima cunt Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (SjImc) 306
I think Kurt still works at Newsweek. I mean, sure, its not really much of a job, but its technically something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (39g3+) 307
Be-bbbbb-be-bbbbbb-be-bbbbbbb-be-bbbbbbbbb
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (QTsgL) 308
"Hell of a way to find out. I have been a contributing editor - contracted freelancer - with Vanity Fair for 6 years. I live in Dallas have not been in contact with the new editor in charge. My contract expired and was not renewed. Called my friends there - all of them gone too."
They did a Milton on him! Honestly though, this is another lie. If you're a contractor, you know when your contract ends and if you're expecting a new contract to start, or your old contract to be extended, you follow up on that with your manager BEFORE your contract ends. Then you verify again when the date comes. At the very least, you should be able to figure things out when your passwords no longer work. Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (iv0p7) 309
Actually, it's to make everyone a contractor, not an employee, so that way you don't have to pay them benefits.
Posted by: alexthechick *fistbump Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2018 04:05 PM (G0qhR) 310
I can't believe there are enough people left who want a dead tree version of any of those hoity-toity magazines of old.
If they put VF up for sale for $1 it will be overpriced. Just like Newspeak. Posted by: Boots at April 03, 2018 04:05 PM (EBwPV) 311
285 Until informed otherwise, I presume that I'm a contributing editor at Dragon Magazine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM (39g3+) I miss that magazine. All the in-depth reporting on mindflayers and how they circumnavigate all of the important happenings in the world. The exceptional art work of Wormy was celestial. If only they had done more with more slippery subjects.... Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 04:02 PM (BSKi2) The Beholder was so hot! Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 04:05 PM (7HtZB) 312
At least Kurt still has his My Weekly Reader and Highlights for Children gigs to help him weather this rough patch. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 03, 2018 04:06 PM (Fxt+d) 313
Eichenwald? Ain't that one o' them Greek homos?
Posted by: Rev. Al at April 03, 2018 04:06 PM (QTsgL) 314
I wrote a letter to Penthouse once which was published.
Does that make me a Penthouse contributor? Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 03, 2018 04:06 PM (ATVNj) 315
Kurt really needs to watch Martian Successor Nadesico... oh wait there are Jovian lizards trying to conquer the Earth in that one. Never mind.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 04:01 PM (J+mgg) This is how you get spider jokes! Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 04:06 PM (BSKi2) 316
Even the ones who *sounded* like they were there, told me they were gone!!
Kurt: "Are you sure? I mean that sounds like the main room in the background I can hear Doris' laugh." Friend: "No... no I have the TV on *muffled hand over phone sound shut up guys!!!*" Kurt: "So there's no reason for me to drop by?" Friend: "Yeah, no reason. I mean, I think they shut the office down. It burned to the ground." Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:06 PM (39g3+) 317
He'd be a street person if he wasn't married.
Posted by: simplemind at April 03, 2018 04:07 PM (hhOl9) 318
Imagine Kurt trying to open the front door to Vanity Fair with his card key. Hey, what's this? Why isn't this working damnit!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 04:07 PM (7qnb5) 319
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MWR needs spider pic! Posted by: maddogg at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM (90cx5) NO MWR DOES NOT! Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at April 03, 2018 04:07 PM (rP4OC) 320
Until informed otherwise, I presume that I'm a contributing editor at Dragon Magazine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor I'd put Dungeon editor on my card, except certain chicks start talking to me about Gor and I really need to hit the gym before I go there. Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2018 04:07 PM (EsEP/) 321
yeah, this guy is out there.
Posted by: His Imperial Majesty, Norton, First of his Name at April 03, 2018 04:07 PM (IRGhF) 322
They did a Milton on him!
Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (iv0p7) --- We just fixed the glitch. Posted by: The Bobs at April 03, 2018 04:07 PM (vDqXW) 323
*clears throat*
Speaking for my Tiger sister Tora, we don't have beaks, So you must be Usagii killing psychotically ... *twitch* Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 04:07 PM (J+mgg) 324
The guy loves cuddlefish
Posted by: josephistan at April 03, 2018 04:07 PM (7HtZB) 325
Contract/freelance employees
----------------------- Now supposedly somewhere between 34% and 40% of the US workforce. Posted by: RioBravo at April 03, 2018 04:07 PM (5NMZN) 326
Until informed otherwise, I presume that I'm a contributing editor at Dragon Magazine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor I miss that magazine. All the in-depth reporting on mindflayers and how they circumnavigate all of the important happenings in the world. The exceptional art work of Wormy was celestial. If only they had done more with more slippery subjects.... Posted by: Kurt The Beholder was so hot! Posted by: Kurt And those Displacer Beasts, so long and sinuous Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 04:07 PM (39g3+) 327
Kimmel thought he was all that on his last show, apparently mocking the
easter egg hunt including Melania's accent. What a bastard. Posted by: IC at April 03, 2018 04:03 PM (a0IVu) F*ck that smarmy bastard in particular. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 04:08 PM (ptqGC) 328
312 At least Kurt still has his My Weekly Reader and Highlights for Children gigs to help him weather this rough patch.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) ______ Goofus flashes a strobe light at Kurt. Gallant pretends not to notice. Posted by: Furious George at April 03, 2018 04:08 PM (9vQJW) Posted by: John Podesta at April 03, 2018 04:08 PM (ATVNj) 330
STOP ME BEFORE I TWEET AGAIN!!!
Posted by: Krazy Kurt Eichenwald at April 03, 2018 04:08 PM (O5Q3r) 331
Imagine Kurt trying to open the front door to Vanity Fair with his card key. Hey, what's this? Why isn't this working damnit!
Posted by: Minnfidel Hey, this is Kurt, can you buzz me in. Click. WTF Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2018 04:08 PM (EsEP/) 332
I do like Kyle Kashuv; young man is smart and unafraid.
Posted by: IC at April 03, 2018 04:08 PM (a0IVu) 333
I have to ashamedly admit one thing I enjoy about modern life is seeing psychotic breaks live on the internet.
================================ and how do we know modern life isn't itself psychotic breaks in the Matrix? Posted by: Thomas A. Anderson at April 03, 2018 04:08 PM (LISuA) 334
Until told otherwise, I am the lead voice actor for Frieza in Dragonball Super.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at April 03, 2018 04:08 PM (rP4OC) 335
Imagine Kurt trying to open the front door to Vanity Fair with his card key. Hey, what's this? Why isn't this working damnit!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 04:07 PM (7qnb5) --- And a message pops up on the little screen they sometimes have "Call [Number Here]" Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2018 04:09 PM (vDqXW) 336
I'll take on any one of you losers in the octopusgon.
Posted by: Kurt Buchewald at April 03, 2018 04:09 PM (Dp6qK) 337
301 Kurt molested me!
#MeToo Posted by: Mrs. Squid of the National Aquarium at April 03, 2018 04:00 PM (MuTTO) You shut your ink hole or I'll do it myself! Better yet, can we cuddle? Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 04:04 PM (BSKi2) -------------------------------------- Monster...and you wanted your children to watch! Posted by: Mrs. Squid of the National Aquarium at April 03, 2018 04:09 PM (MuTTO) 338
The Conway slice at egg hunt was awesome
Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2018 04:09 PM (EsEP/) 339
Kimmel is a head scratcher. He admits he's losing viewers and his ratings are down. But he keeps doubling down, I can't work it out. Does he miss Susan Silverman's dubious charms that much???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2018 04:10 PM (r+sAi) 341
Blue Checkmark = Employed.
Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 04:10 PM (GJnhB) 342
funny gif
https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/981238199023411201 - Dude, that deserves a Pulitzer. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2018 04:10 PM (+y/Ru) 343
259 I'd actually enjoy seeing him in the WH press pool. Between Kurt and Jim Acosta, I'd be willing to pay to watch the pressers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 03:59 PM How does he have a press seat at the WH if he doesn't work for any media company? Do they just let any loon wander in and have a go at the press secretary? Yank his creditianls. Posted by: Lester at April 03, 2018 04:10 PM (LfJIn) 344
Citizens, it has come to my consciousness, that my contracted employment with vanity fair has ceased before today without my knowledge. I don't know if I can comprehend this catastrophe. I ask for your compassion and tentacles, but mainly tentacles in this time of crisis.
Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 04:10 PM (BSKi2) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:10 PM (39g3+) 346
Actually, we do know who Kurt THOUGHT he was arguing with--CJ Pearson, another, even young teenager.
@thecjpearson Posted by: Jai at April 03, 2018 04:10 PM (u8Erp) 347
Two things.
First, IC is right about Kyle Kashuv in 332. Second, I make a motion that we change the national anthem to "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting." It's hard to kneel during that song. Does that make me weird? Posted by: Adirondack Patriot. at April 03, 2018 04:11 PM (ATVNj) 348
Just got my renewal for my MA DL and to complete the process, I need my birth certificate. The will take a green card, of course.
Posted by: Martha at April 03, 2018 04:11 PM (VWsDy) 349
Q: What do you say to your wife when she catches you having sex with an octopus?
A: Bli blub yoo. Posted by: wth at April 03, 2018 04:11 PM (HgMAr) 350
Attn: Kurt is not a contributing editor.
--- Well...he *edits*....he just doesn't contribute much. Posted by: Vanity is Fair Magazine at April 03, 2018 04:11 PM (vDqXW) 351
How does he have a press seat at the WH if he doesn't work for any media company? Do they just let any loon wander in and have a go at the press secretary? Yank his creditianls.
I think he's working at Newsweek but still, I don't understand how the system works. Why in the hell does Playboy have a seat at the press briefings??? Clinton era holdover?? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:12 PM (39g3+) 352
I wonder how Kurt reacts to the Japanese dish of squid on a stick?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 04:12 PM (J+mgg) 353
Goofus tells Tucker Carlson he has a sooper seekrit message from the CIA about Trump.
Gallant later claims he forgot to write it down. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 03, 2018 04:12 PM (Dn4Uq) 354
His appearance on Tucker Carlson is a classic. It's watching a man go insane right before your eyes.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 03, 2018 04:12 PM (O5Q3r) 355
Gunshots reported at YouTube headquarters in California
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (5XwFj) 356
That kid Kyle is brave. He needs to be careful though. The left are dangerous. I hate to see kids dragged into the left's filth. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (fceHP) 357
butthurt level 10 and climbing
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (M+Lyo) 358
My memory is compromised due to repetitive seizures, but I didn't want you to judge me or my work because of it. So, I hid the information. Hey, I have a compromised memory! How dare you attack my disability?!
Where oh where, have I seen this reasoning before? Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (eIQHF) 359
His appearance on Tucker Carlson is a classic.
I couldn't work out the notebook thing. I mean, was it just a prop? Tucker told him to bust it open and give some examples and Kurt just brandished it like a cross in front of Dracula. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (39g3+) 360
His appearance on Tucker Carlson is a classic. It's watching a man go insane right before your eyes.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 03, 2018 04:12 PM (O5Q3r) It truly was a sight to behold. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC) 361
https://tinyurl.com/yc4fl4fg
Posted by: maddogg at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (90cx5) 362
Kimmel is a head scratcher. He admits he's losing viewers and his ratings are down. But he keeps doubling down, I can't work it out.
It's the CNN model. And the ESPN model. And most of the newspapers who are out of business/going out of business, their models too. Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (iv0p7) 363
Kimmel is a head scratcher. He admits he's losing
viewers and his ratings are down. But he keeps doubling down, I can't work it out. Does he miss Susan Silverman's dubious charms that much??? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+) ============= The late night commies are fight over an ever shrinking leftist audience. Can't see that there is another audience to go after. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 04:14 PM (pw+jk) 364
Gunshots reported at YouTube headquarters in California
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM Well, they'd post the video there but they have a no gun policy now. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 04:14 PM (7qnb5) 365
339 Kimmel is a head scratcher. He admits he's losing viewers and his ratings are down. But he keeps doubling down, I can't work it out. Does he miss Susan Silverman's dubious charms that much???
-------------------------- Kimmel does what he is told. He didn't select this course, the producers did. Kimmel is a meat puppet like most newsreaders. They do what they are told. Posted by: Gumby at April 03, 2018 04:14 PM (2LelM) 366
People get visits by and investigations from CPS for much much less.
Also being that he funded a child porn site, how is he legally allowed to be on social media? Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 04:14 PM (GJnhB) 367
Gunshots reported at YouTube headquarters in California Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM Well, they'd post the video there but they have a no gun policy now. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 04:14 PM (7qnb5) *golf clap* Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC) 368
I couldn't work out the notebook thing. I mean, was it just a prop? Tucker told him to bust it open and give some examples and Kurt just brandished it like a cross in front of Dracula.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (39g3+) --- Tucker called his bluff. He didn't have paper in it. Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2018 04:15 PM (vDqXW) 369
Kurt. E. has been obviously mad as long as I have been aware of his existence. I don't denounce him, as such, I just think whatever mercy arrangement Vanity Fair has with him needs some adjustment.
Posted by: SarahW at April 03, 2018 04:15 PM (Sp1NT) 370
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Gunshots reported at YouTube headquarters in California Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (5XwFj) If YouTube hadn't eliminated all the gun videos, the snowflake geniuses would have been able to learn what to do to protect themselves. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO) 371
Eichenwald needs to lay down and cool off. Wrapping some cold water-soaked towels around your head helps. Trust me on this.
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at April 03, 2018 04:15 PM (iqKC1) 372
I feel so privileged that I am not insane.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 03, 2018 04:15 PM (7ZVPa) 373
Gunshots reported at YouTube headquarters in California
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM Well, they'd post the video there but they have a no gun policy now. Posted by: Minnfidel *snort Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2018 04:15 PM (G0qhR) 374
I have decided to live my life as a gay man.
Posted by: Kurt the Tentacle Man at April 03, 2018 04:15 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: tu3031 at April 03, 2018 04:16 PM (O5Q3r) 376
>>Kimmel is a head scratcher. He admits he's losing viewers and his ratings are down. But he keeps doubling down, I can't work it out.
Naw, it's like those SJW indie films that make under $100K yet win all sorts of awards. What he's losing in viewers he's gaining in industry and MSM accolades. He's getting high off the respect he's gotten for his tearful, Schumer-talking points monologue on healthcare to worry about audience numbers. His network and industry friends will take care of him! Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2018 04:16 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: Draki at April 03, 2018 04:16 PM (BSKi2) 378
Also being that he funded a child porn site, how is he legally allowed to be on social media?
Reporters get all kind of exceptions to rules of law and public behavior. Digging though trash and stalking: puts you in jail, but gets a laywer a story. Taking classified documents and publishing them: Leavenworth for you or I, Pulitzer for the reporter. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:16 PM (39g3+) 379
BREAKING: Active shooter at YouTube HQ in San Bernadino CA
Posted by: Under Fire at April 03, 2018 04:16 PM (r9UYA) 380
I just think whatever mercy arrangement Vanity Fair has with him needs some adjustment.
Posted by: SarahW at April 03, 2018 04:15 PM (Sp1NT) --- Kurt's Facebook Employment Status: It's Complicated. Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2018 04:16 PM (vDqXW) 381
Also, lay off the tentacle pr0n. It really messes with you.
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at April 03, 2018 04:17 PM (iqKC1) 382
Didn't Kurt refuse to leave the set on Tucker's show when his segment was up? Tucker has so many crazy leftists on I get them confused.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 04:17 PM (ptqGC) 383
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I have decided to live my life as a gay man. Posted by: Kurt the Tentacle Man at April 03, 2018 04:15 PM (pw+jk) Gay for octopi. Posted by: Kurt Buchewald at April 03, 2018 04:17 PM (Dp6qK) 384
NOTEBOOKS ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sanity Clause Critic ... at April 03, 2018 03:20 PM *************************** Tucker Carlson's Falsehoods by Kurt Eichenwald good times...good times. Posted by: redridinghood at April 03, 2018 04:17 PM (PvFoN) 385
370 355
Gunshots reported at YouTube headquarters in California Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (5XwFj) If YouTube hadn't eliminated all the gun videos, the snowflake geniuses would have been able to learn what to do to protect themselves. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO) I don't want them to learn to protect themselves. The more they suffer, the better. Don't care anymore. Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at April 03, 2018 04:17 PM (kRiea) 386
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Gunshots reported at YouTube headquarters in California Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (5XwFj) If YouTube hadn't eliminated all the gun videos, the snowflake geniuses would have been able to learn what to do to protect themselves. --------------------- They were probably caused by a You Tube Video disrespectful to Islam. Posted by: Susan Rice at April 03, 2018 04:17 PM (2LelM) 387
Gunshots reported at YouTube headquarters in California
-- I thought they had taken down any mohammedan videos long ago? Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 03, 2018 04:17 PM (7ZVPa) 388
"wonder how Kurt reacts to the Japanese dish of squid on a stick?"
even Cthulhu doesn't want to ponder that Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 03, 2018 04:17 PM (IRGhF) 389
sooooo Jay-Z's Mommy came out as a Lesbo, Geee wonder what is wrong with him ?
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 03, 2018 04:17 PM (5XwFj) 390
BREAKING: Active shooter at YouTube HQ in San Bernadino CA
Posted by: Under Fire at April 03, 2018 04:16 PM (r9UYA) --- I told Crowder that was NOT the way to go about it!! Posted by: Net Liar at April 03, 2018 04:17 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: Keith Olbermann at April 03, 2018 04:18 PM (iqKC1) 392
381 Also, lay off the tentacle pr0n. It really messes with you.
------------------- Tentacle Porn is the gateway pron for Thai Lady Boys. Posted by: Susan Rice at April 03, 2018 04:18 PM (2LelM) 393
379 BREAKING: Active shooter at YouTube HQ in San Bernadino CA
Posted by: Under Fire at April 03, 2018 04:16 PM (r9UYA) _______________________________________ San Bernardino? Doesn't ring a bell. Posted by: Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik at April 03, 2018 04:18 PM (ATVNj) 394
Hicock45 will have his revenge.
Posted by: maddogg at April 03, 2018 04:18 PM (90cx5) 395
Oh boy. Just turned on the TV and there's Hurricane Shep! covering the YouTube shooting.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC) 396
Here's the thing with douchebags like Kimmel. He's got enough money to be set for life. At this point it's all about getting kudos from his trained seal audience and his other liberal douchebag buddies, And the checks keep rolling in. He doesn't care that half the country thinks he's a classless d-bag.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 04:19 PM (7qnb5) 397
Kurt Eichmanwald armed with an Assault Squid?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 04:19 PM (J+mgg) 398
Who is Kurt? Where did he serve? Does he owe me money? I'm sorry, but I'm having trouble getting the honey-mustard packet open for my Chick-Fil-A. Guess which is more important!
Posted by: goon at April 03, 2018 04:19 PM (PEcU2) 399
Oh my goodness! Just saw this one:
A Christian's job interview (Tracey Ullman): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_jzDGv0KKw Posted by: mustbequantum at April 03, 2018 04:19 PM (MIKMs) Posted by: simplemind at April 03, 2018 04:19 PM (C6xeQ) Posted by: Kurt Seizurewald at April 03, 2018 04:19 PM (Dn4Uq) 402
Tentacle Porn is the gateway pron for Thai Lady Boys.
Posted by: Susan Rice at April 03, 2018 04:18 PM (2LelM) --- As planned Posted by: Interdimensional MindFlayers at April 03, 2018 04:20 PM (vDqXW) 403
Live video outside google:
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1YpJkEdekEAKj Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2018 04:20 PM (iv0p7) 404
Active shooter at YouTube HQ? How can that be? It's a gun-free zone! Doesn't the shooter know he's breaking the law?
It's in California, too. I'll bet folding money right now that there's a lot of cowering people wishing someone with a concealed weapon were there to defend them. Good news and bad news. Good news: the cops are on their way. Bad news: their plane leaves from Broward County within the next half hour. Posted by: Qoheleth at April 03, 2018 04:20 PM (iIzG7) 405
Unless I'm told otherwise, I'm a best selling author at Penguin books.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:20 PM (39g3+) 406
Was Calamari Kurt going down to you tube to renew his contract?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 04:20 PM (7qnb5) 407
Gunshots reported at YouTube headquarters in California
They can't do that, it's a no gun zone! Posted by: tu3031 at April 03, 2018 04:16 PM (O5Q3r) That seems like it would be very convenient for advancing a narrative. Posted by: Bert G at April 03, 2018 04:20 PM (yzxic) 408
You what would sell that Kurt could do? Tentacle critiquing. He could be like a professional sommelier and publish his tentacle cinema reviews. That way his squid kids don't have to starve.
Posted by: Draki at April 03, 2018 04:20 PM (BSKi2) 409
Tentacle Porn is the gateway pron for Thai Lady Boys.
Posted by: Susan Rice at April 03, 2018 04:18 PM (2LelM) Where does The Donkey Show fit into this equation? Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 03, 2018 04:20 PM (Dn4Uq) 410
I find Kurt Eichenwald to be a high intellect and a calm demeanor in these troubled times.
AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! TRUMP IS EATING MY BRAIN!!!! Posted by: Greg Popovich, yelling at clouds at April 03, 2018 04:20 PM (qOwrH) 411
Did Strobe Light Eichmannwald attend George Washington University?
Posted by: mercenary13 at April 03, 2018 04:21 PM (K5wte) 412
Just this morning I saw a guy on twitter post a video that showed in graphic detail why you always follow the Four Rules of Gun Safety.
And now gunshots at YouTube HQ. It's been an interesting day. Posted by: Semper Why at April 03, 2018 04:21 PM (WjuiC) 413
Bets taken on a jihadi operation yet?
Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 03, 2018 04:21 PM (aC6Sd) 414
Has anyone suggested to Kurt there might be a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox?
Posted by: Weasel at April 03, 2018 04:21 PM (MVjcR) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 03, 2018 04:21 PM (7aYhc) 416
Demonitized rage man on the loose.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 03, 2018 04:21 PM (r9UYA) 417
Kurt Eichmanwald armed with an Assault Squid?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 04:19 PM (J+mgg) --- Yer kraken me up. Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2018 04:21 PM (vDqXW) 418
Gunshots in San Bernardino?
Quick. Mobilize the Parkland children. They have all of the answers. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 03, 2018 04:22 PM (ATVNj) 419
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370 355 Gunshots reported at YouTube headquarters in California Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM (5XwFj) If YouTube hadn't eliminated all the gun videos, the snowflake geniuses would have been able to learn what to do to protect themselves. --------------------- They were probably caused by a You Tube Video disrespectful to Islam. Posted by: Susan Rice at April 03, 2018 04:17 PM (2LelM) Somehow, this completes the Kurt Eichenwald - Tentacle Pron thread. The picture is complete now. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2018 04:22 PM (UsCnO) 420
Kurt Eichmanwald armed with an Assault Squid?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 04:19 PM (J+mgg) You're making my shoulder thing go up. Posted by: Kurt Buchewald at April 03, 2018 04:22 PM (Dp6qK) Posted by: YouTube Employee at April 03, 2018 04:23 PM (r9UYA) 422
hope all are safe.
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2018 04:23 PM (n13/j) 423
Why wouldn't a shooting at YouTube be on YouTube?
Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 03, 2018 04:23 PM (aC6Sd) 424
Gunshots reported at YouTube headquarters in California
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 03, 2018 04:13 PM -- Hillary wants all of those videos of election night deleted, in the worst way. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 03, 2018 04:23 PM (7ZVPa) 425
When Kurt was young, he was strobed into a fitful coma and raped by a cuttlefish. True story.
Posted by: Fritz at April 03, 2018 04:23 PM (bJ0w+) 426
Dammit youtube! We have an awesome thread about Kurt going on and you just have to have something happen... ruining all the fun....
Posted by: Draki at April 03, 2018 04:24 PM (BSKi2) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2018 04:24 PM (r+sAi) Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2018 04:24 PM (G0qhR) 429
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Did Strobe Light Eichmannwald attend George Washington University? We will check our records and get back to you. Posted by: GW University accounting department at April 03, 2018 04:24 PM (UsCnO) 430
There was a second key. I could prove to everyone that that Kyle kid stole the strawberries if i could find that second key. With geometric logic and precision........
(rolling ball bearings and looking around nervously) Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at April 03, 2018 04:24 PM (ymnmz) 431
As I recall, Sadam had a pretty cool deal going. Then he stepped upon the wrong dogs tail. After that it was all Hollywood all day long. Let's turn this garden upsidedown and see what kind of bearded spider crawls out! oops! Sorry, Hollywood, but you've had a fair preview of how it's going to go when the poo-poo finally, yes Jesus, hits the fan.
Posted by: goon at April 03, 2018 04:24 PM (PEcU2) 432
Some fliers announcing today as "Scare a Muslim Day" showed up in the Portland area. I'll give all my money, my Patrick O'Brian collection, and my left eyebrow if this was put out by an anti-Muslim type or right winger.
9.99999% chance of being either a Muslim or a hard lefty who printed them up. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2018 04:24 PM (39g3+) 433
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Why wouldn't a shooting at YouTube be on YouTube? Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 03, 2018 04:23 PM (aC6Sd) Gotta line up the right ads, first. Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 03, 2018 04:25 PM (Dp6qK) 434
Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them.
Posted by: Captain Queeg-enwald at April 03, 2018 04:25 PM (ATVNj) 435
It would be fun to hate Eichenwald, but I don't really know who he is. I'm assuming he's the tentacle porn fan with epilepsy?
Posted by: David Hogg's angry little face at April 03, 2018 04:25 PM (SaDCE) 436
Just called my office at Vogue and I got Eichenwalled.
Posted by: Anna Wintour at April 03, 2018 04:25 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2018 04:25 PM (G0qhR) 438
Remember when he said on Tucker's show that he has inside information that Trump was in a mental hospital and he knows a lot of CIA agents, he's been in their homes and he has secret messages from the CIA.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 03, 2018 04:25 PM (PvFoN) 439
424 Gunshots reported at YouTube headquarters in California"
I thought for a second - but naaah, Prager's got more sense than that. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 03, 2018 04:25 PM (k1TUh) 440
Why wouldn't a shooting at YouTube be on YouTube?
Posted by: Skip Cats won it all -- The word you are looking for is monetize. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 03, 2018 04:26 PM (7ZVPa) 441
Eichenwald? The name seems vaguely familiar.
Posted by: Hannah Arendt at April 03, 2018 04:26 PM (CesFO) 442
What are odds a YouTube employee is carrying?
Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 03, 2018 04:26 PM (aC6Sd) 443
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When Kurt was young, he was strobed into a fitful coma and raped by a cuttlefish. True story. Posted by: Fritz at April 03, 2018 04:23 PM And I've never fully recovered from it... Posted by: Cuttlefish at April 03, 2018 04:26 PM (t41dG) Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 03, 2018 04:26 PM (IYHxL) 445
Broward County cops just set up a perimeter.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2018 04:24 PM (r+sAi) --- In Florida. I say they have this thing handled. When people are clearing away the bodies, they'll blame the NRA. Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2018 04:26 PM (vDqXW) 446
Russia had a bit of a ceremony to launch their first postal drone. The drone only lasted a few seconds.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8n79ckk Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2018 04:26 PM (iv0p7) 447
OT. Sarah Rumpf (no idea who that is) On Twitter (via Twitchy) Mic dropped Piers Morgan. With two words.
Piers: Thank you, where would Britain be without you and your massive GUNS. Sarah: Speaking German. Ouch! Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 04:26 PM (7qnb5) 448
Will Mueller be calling Kurt to testify?
Posted by: Susan Rice at April 03, 2018 04:27 PM (2LelM) 449
>>442 What are odds a YouTube employee is carrying?
Nah. Plenty of human shields in this office. Posted by: YouTube Employee at April 03, 2018 04:27 PM (r9UYA) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 03, 2018 04:27 PM (ATVNj) 451
Since when has anyone, in the history of the internet, ever not immediately closed a porn tab right after they were done with it?
Porn is not something you just leave up on your computer screen any more than you'd just leave a playboy magazine out or leave a video paused on your tv. Even if you weren't actively spanking it, you always close the tab. Everybody knows this. The only reason for anyone to ever get caught with porn open is if you were in the middle of watching it. There is no other explanation. Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 03, 2018 04:27 PM (mk7Bj) Posted by: Qoheleth at April 03, 2018 04:28 PM (iIzG7) 453
Off sock.
Posted by: Gumby at April 03, 2018 04:28 PM (2LelM) 454
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Why wouldn't a shooting at YouTube be on YouTube? Posted by: Skip Cats won it all -- The word you are looking for is monetize. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 03, 2018 04:26 PM (7ZVPa) Gun grabbers are rushing to register the domain for the The March for Our Likes! Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 03, 2018 04:28 PM (Dp6qK) 455
Kurt was also accusing Diversity and Comics of having his followers send him strob gif 's
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 03, 2018 04:28 PM (dKiJG) 456
The FIB knows who the shooter is.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 03, 2018 04:28 PM (7aYhc) 457
I wonder how the FBI set this one up?
Posted by: Under Fire at April 03, 2018 04:28 PM (r9UYA) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 03, 2018 04:28 PM (J+mgg) Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 03, 2018 04:29 PM (Dn4Uq) 460
Odds of 'disgruntled NRA member' attacking YouTube over their ban of gun related content false flag operation brought to you by the Deep State anyone?
/wish it was tinfoil Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 03, 2018 04:29 PM (Sqor6) 461
Well I hope all YouTube employees are doing what they preach, hiding under desks and calling 911, and the police in Leftyland are waiting for the shooter to come out so they can apprehend him.
Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 03, 2018 04:29 PM (aC6Sd) 462
YouTube shooter NOOD
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 03, 2018 04:29 PM (AM1GF) 463
Clamari Kurt keeps showing up at the Vanity Fair HQ and like the scene from Elf, keeps getting escorted out. "I am a managing editor here damnit!" No your not sir. Yes I am! No you're not!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2018 04:29 PM (7qnb5) 464
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Since when has anyone, in the history of the internet, ever not immediately closed a porn tab right after they were done with it? Porn is not something you just leave up on your computer screen any more than you'd just leave a playboy magazine out or leave a video paused on your tv. Even if you weren't actively spanking it, you always close the tab. Everybody knows this. The only reason for anyone to ever get caught with porn open is if you were in the middle of watching it. There is no other explanation. Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 03, 2018 04:27 PM (mk7Bj) Given this a lot of thought I see. I kid. I kid. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 03, 2018 04:29 PM (ymnmz) 465
Since when has anyone, in the history of the internet, ever not immediately closed a porn tab right after they were done with it?
Porn is not something you just leave up on your computer screen any more than you'd just leave a playboy magazine out or leave a video paused on your tv. Even if you weren't actively spanking it, you always close the tab. Everybody knows this. The only reason for anyone to ever get caught with porn open is if you were in the middle of watching it. There is no other explanation. Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 03, 2018 04:27 PM (mk7Bj) Have you had your brain tentacled? It does wonders. Posted by: Kurt at April 03, 2018 04:29 PM (BSKi2) 466
That Russian mail drone did a great impression of Kurt "The Tentacle" Eichenwald's career.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 04:29 PM (pw+jk) 467
Tune in tonight for our townhall on the Youtube shooting.
Posted by: THIS is CNN! at April 03, 2018 04:29 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 03, 2018 04:30 PM (IYHxL) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 03, 2018 04:30 PM (ATVNj) 470
I bet I know: the shooter makes millions beating casinos and has no social media presence.
Nah, who'd believe such a tale... Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 03, 2018 04:30 PM (Dn4Uq) 471
What does Camera Hogg have to say about the You Tube shootout? Will You Tube employees be forced into carrying see through plastic backpacks? Has anyone called the candle, teddy bear and balloon response force?
Posted by: Gumby at April 03, 2018 04:31 PM (2LelM) 472
This topic and thread makes me want to say mean things.
Posted by: Monk at April 03, 2018 04:31 PM (GJnhB) 473
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 03, 2018 04:29 PM (ymnmz)
I'm no Masturbatin Pete, but as a moron, I think I can speak with some degree of authority on the matter. Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 03, 2018 04:31 PM (mk7Bj) 474
So I guess taking all those gun videos off YouTube...didn't work?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 03, 2018 04:31 PM (O5Q3r) 475
Odds of 'disgruntled NRA member' attacking YouTube over their ban of gun related content false flag operation brought to you by the Deep State anyone?
/wish it was tinfoil Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 03, 2018 04:29 PM (Sqor6) My bet is it's a INFOWARS viewer, because they threatened to delete their channel. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 03, 2018 04:31 PM (dKiJG) 476
Remember when he said on Tucker's show that he has inside information that Trump was in a mental hospital and he knows a lot of CIA agents, he's been in their homes and he has secret messages from the CIA.
Kurt to his kid's teacher: I know you're CIA. Teacher: What? Kurt: Don't say anything, Russia's listening, just blink if you have any information about Trump. Teacher: *Straining not to blink, finally looks away to blink surreptitiously.* Kurt: I saw that. Say no more. I'll watch the streetlight outside my house for morse code flickers, you know, the usual way to message me. Teacher: *Trying to hide her rising panic* That will be fine. Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2018 04:32 PM (iv0p7) 477
416 Demonitized rage man on the loose.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 03, 2018 04:21 PM (r9UYA) Probably some shitty Video Game YouTuber who got in too late to the monetization party. Posted by: Hikaru at April 03, 2018 04:32 PM (XMDuf) 478
My money is on a muzzie. I get low odds but I win almost every time.
Secondary bet, shooter was on the FIB's radar. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 03, 2018 04:33 PM (pw+jk) 479
San Bernardino?
Doesn't ring a bell. Posted by: Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik at April 03, 2018 04:18 PM (ATVNj) ........... Nope. Sounds like somewhere in Mexico. Posted by: FBI at April 03, 2018 04:33 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: SarahW at April 03, 2018 04:34 PM (Sp1NT) 481
Yeah, cough-cough, I hope they're all safe too. Wake up, people, they are your enemy! They hate you! But, yeah, I like the Russian vehicle camera and cat videos, so maybe those people should be spared.
Posted by: goon at April 03, 2018 04:34 PM (PEcU2) 482
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What does Camera Hogg have to say about the You Tube shootout? Will You Tube employees be forced into carrying see through plastic backpacks? Has anyone called the candle, teddy bear and balloon response force? We are announcing today our newest correspondent, David Camera Hogg! Posted by: THIS is CNN at April 03, 2018 04:35 PM (UsCnO) 483
>> Some fliers announcing today as "Scare a Muslim Day" showed up in the Portland area.
What does that even mean? No established hate group has random intimidate-a-[fill in the blank] days for an activist to be faking. Kinda reminds me of the time a mosque received a threatening letter where the insults mirrored the language/style of muslim insults - something like, "Your wives are dogs and we will rip their hijabs from their heads!" Yeah, no, the KKK/Nazis don't talk like that. Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2018 04:36 PM (W+vEI) 484
Thanks to Mister Metokur, we have Kurt's email!
I hope Richard's lawyer is familiar w/ Anti Slapp laws - he can probably get his attorneys fees and sanctions from Eichenwald. Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2018 04:36 PM (Z48ZB) 485
Since I have internet back and we're well beyond the "off-topic" mark:
My thanks to the Tribe! I woke up yesterday morning with a nasty sore throat and a nose practicing of the Olympics, not to mention low temp and BP. Along about noon I remembered "Jewish penicillin" and found a can of Campbell's chicken noodle soup in the food stash I rarely touch, and devoured it. This morning I was down to a very mild headache and much less runny nose (still having to honk, but nowhere near as often). My thanks! Posted by: empire1 at April 03, 2018 04:38 PM (4hdNW) 486
While he's a severe case, it's a good bet Eichenwald hardly is the only psychopath employed at the propaganda organs. Take Acosta as a quick example. Yes, he's a low IQ flaming asshole but the odds are good he also suffers mental illness. Throw into the mix they have monumental egos and have become national laughing stocks and it's a toxic recipe.
Also, as I recall the FBI arrested someone after Eichenwald claimed to have been induced into an online seizure. Even as utterly corrupt as the Bureau is surely they've had second thoughts. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 03, 2018 04:40 PM (iztiu) 487
Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2018 04:32 PM (iv0p7)
And we wonder why teachers drink at "choir practice". Posted by: auscolpyr at April 03, 2018 04:40 PM (suO/a) 488
I preferred when Mr. Metokur went by Internet Aristocrat but mainly just because the Internet Aristocrat was a handsome handsome devil.
Posted by: Kensington at April 03, 2018 04:41 PM (Cw3TC) 489
When I drop a French fry, I am like ninja-quick. The rest of the time, I'm rather lethargic and willing to left-click.
Posted by: goon at April 03, 2018 04:42 PM (PEcU2) 490
Why didn't my teachers keep me after school?! The young blond ones?! I could have probably fought my way through the emotional turmoil!
Posted by: goon at April 03, 2018 04:44 PM (PEcU2) Posted by: lyn at April 03, 2018 05:37 PM (Jz8yY) 492
I don't know what 'works there' in the modern sense means, but Kurt has a contributor web page at vanity fair.
https://www.vanityfair.com/contributor/kurt-eichenwald If VF regularly pays Kurt per article they publish, does Kurt 'work there'? I don't work at vanity fair, and therefore I don't have a page on the vanity fair website. Kurt does. Posted by: Rather Not at April 03, 2018 05:49 PM (oPogG) 493
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Posted by: andycanuck at April 03, 2018 06:30 PM (ewxPW) 494
After realizing he looks like an idiot (again), Kurt recently tweeted the following:
I just received a bounce-back bogus email that is purportedly from me to another person. This has happened once before. I dont know what is being done with this fake email. Posted by: hoss at April 03, 2018 07:09 PM (Mrq7E) 495
He who lives in an epileptic Twitter house shouldn't throw stones.
"Hello. I'm Kurt. I'm a Twitterholic." "HELLO Kurt!" Posted by: Super Genius at April 03, 2018 07:17 PM (DGD99) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0613 seconds. |
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