Opening Day ONT

Yes, after a long, cold winter, it's that most magical of days, when spring is in the air and all things are possible. Opening day! Around here Adam Jones went yard in the 11th to give the Os a 3-2 win, how did your opening day go?

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Going.....Going.....GONE!

And they'll walk out to the bleachers, and sit in shirt-sleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game, and it'll be as if they'd dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick, they'll have to brush them away from their faces. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game -- it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again.

-Terrance Mann

Read Another Book!

Some signs at the anti-gun rallys this week extolled the virtues of Hogwarts and Harry Potter. This made no sense to me. Didn't these people read the books they are claiming to follow? EVERYBODY in the wizarding world is armed ALL THE TIME, including young children. It's the reason they were able to defeat a totalitarian would-be dictator in the first place. These aren't new observations, this op-ed is 15 years old: Harry Potter, Market Wiz

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Related:
An Open Rant Aimed at Those Who Would Repeal the Second Amendment
I agree with Charles. Just do it, you pussies. Shit or get off the pot. You want to repeal the 2nd? Have at it.

Also related: I Used To Come For Your Guns – Now I Support Your Right to Defend Yourself

Sorry, lots of gun related content in the news this week.

Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Porn Company Used 'Nearly Every Room' in My Home. Imagine renting out your house and then finding that a bunch of gay porn movies had been shot there, on your furniture, on your sheets, on your countertops. I did raise my eyebrow at this quote, however.

”It remains very painful and upsetting emotionally for Ms. Bassett to watch closely or repeatedly the videos,”

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“watch...repeatedly”

I'm sure it's just to keep her disgust fresh, am I right?


Good Lord



Holy Cross Theology Professor Says Jesus Was a ‘Drag King’ with ‘Queer Desires’

What is wrong with these people? I realize that he's religious, but his religion is clearly leftism, not Christianity. What is it with Jesuits anyway? I know that Pope Francis is the first Jesuit Pope, and today he said 'There Is No Hell'.

My question was serious, by the way. I'm not Catholic, nor do I come from a Catholic background, but it seems to me that whenever something religiously wacky is said, inevitably the person saying it is a Jesuit. What is the deal with Jesuits? Somebody put me in some knowledge, please.

And he said to them, “Well did Isaiah prophesy of you hypocrites, as it is written, “‘This people honors me with their lips, but their heart is far from me; in vain do they worship me, teaching as doctrines the commandments of men.’ You leave the commandment of God and hold to the tradition of men.” And he said to them, “You have a fine way of rejecting the commandment of God in order to establish your tradition!
-Mark 7: 6-9


Awful Prose

Sean Penn The Novelist Must Be Stopped

Sean Penn has written a book. It is being universally hailed as awful.

“Whenever he felt these collisions of incubus and succubus, he punched his way out of the proletariat with the purposeful inputting of covert codes, thereby drawing distraction through Scottsdale deployments, dodging the ambush of innocents astray, evading the viscount vogue of Viagratic assaults on virtual vaginas, or worse, falling passively into prosaic pastimes.” ― page 36

This guy got a thesaurus for Christmas, and is determined to use every word in it.


Uplifting Clip

John Stephens addressing the UN.


Related: Trump sends a letter to a little boy with a dying father

His father needs a kidney. I encourage anyone who hasn't to get on the National Kidney Registry. It's simple, they send you a swab, you swab your cheek and send it back. Done. And someday you may match someone and save their life. You have 2 of the damn things, and you don't need both of them, give someone else their life back.


Tonight's ONT is brought to you by the 2nd Amendment:

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The Yahoo Group says “Shall NOT be infringed. Did I stutter?”

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:02 PM




Comments

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1 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 09:56 PM (e9G8E)

2 #History

On this date, one year ago, the ONT, "W.O.O.T. Edition," was brought to you by Math, and by MisHum. Slapweasel grabbed "first." There were 935 comments, only one of which was mine.

Posted by: mindful webworker was here at March 29, 2018 09:56 PM (3tLP6)

3 Yeah!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 29, 2018 09:56 PM (qJtVm)

4 Pittsburgh Pirates never got a chance to play (rain). They will start there 80+ loss season tomorrow I guess.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2018 09:58 PM (5aDxI)

5 May Baseball Be Verah, Verah Good to You !

Posted by: Adriane the Sports Critic ... at March 29, 2018 09:59 PM (AoK0a)

6 An Open Rant Aimed at Those Who Would Repeal the Second Amendment I agree with Charles. Just do it, you pussies. Shit or get off the pot. You want to repeal the 2nd? Have at it.

Because repealing an amendment to the constitution is so much easier than passing legislation. *smirk*

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 09:59 PM (+lVUW)

7 I read the content. Rookie error. Evening all.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2018 09:59 PM (lSIyl)

8 Thanks for the ONT.

I am not sure someone would want my bestoned kidneys. They can be annoying at times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 09:59 PM (uEIFR)

9 Everyone is still talking about penises in the other thread. More specifically.. how I might decorate them. This is a delicate procedure and one must proceed with caution.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

10
*sets knob to 'Tumescent' *

*bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2018 09:59 PM (5IJky)

11 That Time cover picture of Sessions makes him look a lot like the little brother of Emperor Palpatine.

Posted by: Ever at March 29, 2018 09:59 PM (OLS0m)

12 The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Play Ball!"


Ist pitch, 1st game, 1st day - home run Cubs. 8-4 over the Marlins.

Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:00 PM (lwiT4)

13 They will start there 80+ loss season tomorrow I guess.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2018 09:58 PM (5aDxI)
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You never know. Believe me.

Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:01 PM (lwiT4)

14 Jesuits have always been... odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:01 PM (uEIFR)

15 Imagine renting out your house and then finding that a bunch of gay porn movies had been shot there, on your furniture, on your sheets, on your countertops.

------

You'd have to burn the house & cut your losses.

Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2018 10:01 PM (ANIFC)

16 Is it safe?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 10:01 PM (cu8/f)

17 In honor of opening day, I just watched Field of Dreams with Little. He's 13, he thinks it's funny that Daddy cries at the end.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 29, 2018 10:01 PM (xpg6P)

18 Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:00 PM (lwiT4)

Agreed grammie!! Sadly my Royals looked like total shit today and Salvy is out 4-6 weeks

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 10:01 PM (dUJdY)

19 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

I want mine done up like a V2 rocket. Fins, the whole nine yards.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 29, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)

20 How'd my opening day go? First pitch of the ENTIRE SEASON given up for a home run, whole Cubs' lineup batting in the first inning, and ending in an 8-4 loss. Gonna be lucky to win 40 games this year...

Posted by: BigJag at March 29, 2018 10:02 PM (kbjQT)

21 16 Is it safe?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 10:01 PM (cu8/f)

Are you unlimbering the dental equipment?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:02 PM (uEIFR)

22 If there is no Hell then there is no Heaven because Hell would be everywhere Heaven isn't.

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2018 10:02 PM (UdKB7)

23 willowed:

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2018 09:56 PM (9oJYp)

I want to go drinking with you. Strictly as an observer.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet!
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The best thing about the Sex Sent Me to the ER story?

I re-told both episodes while sitting in hospital with a bunch of other women who, like me, were waiting for their mammograms.

Funniest mammogram visit eveh.

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2018 10:03 PM (9oJYp)

24 Make Believe: LGBTQ&c. Acronyms; Sexual Dimorphism; Safe Spaces

The focus this time: Believe the unreal, deny the real, and then hide when reality doesn't give a f**k.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14521

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2018 10:03 PM (itfg0)

25 Thanks for the ONT, WeirdDave.

Good cartoon at the end.

Posted by: mindful webworker was there at March 29, 2018 10:03 PM (3tLP6)

26
Ist pitch, 1st game, 1st day - home run Cubs. 8-4 over the Marlins.

Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:00 PM (lwiT4)



What a way to start the season by Ian Happ. Go Cubs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 29, 2018 10:03 PM (SiINZ)

27 The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Play Ball!"

Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:00 PM (lwiT4)


Not even in the same league as "Take me home, I am SO drunk."

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 29, 2018 10:04 PM (fiGNd)

28 I like the Mark 7 quote. I also like the companion hollering in Matthew 23. WOE TO YOU, YOU BROOD OF VIPERS!

Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:04 PM (lwiT4)

29 I want mine done up like a V2 rocket. Fins, the whole nine yards.

Totally doable!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 10:04 PM (dUJdY)

30 Did Schoolhouse Rock ever do the 2nd Amendment?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 29, 2018 10:04 PM (qJtVm)

31 The day that former asshole SC justice said repeal the 2nd, I wrote that I'm all for the trying. Seriously.

A, there's no chance of it passing in 3/4 of the states, and B, the masks would have to come off.

C, it's the proper method for changing the Constitution.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2018 10:05 PM (0ogQG)

32 First pitch of the ENTIRE SEASON given up for a home
run, whole Cubs' lineup batting in the first inning, and ending in an
8-4 loss. Gonna be lucky to win 40 games this year...

Posted by: BigJag at March 29, 2018 10:02 PM (kbjQT)
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I feel bad about that.

Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:05 PM (lwiT4)

33 Sorry, lots of gun related content in the news this week.

Not sure I understand those words.

Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2018 10:06 PM (xDk+1)

34 Very uplifting to listen to John Stephens, especially after the week I've been having with my own special one.

Posted by: IC at March 29, 2018 10:06 PM (gcme+)

35 27 The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Play Ball!"

Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:00 PM (lwiT4)

Not even in the same league as "Take me home, I am SO drunk."
Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 29, 2018 10:04 PM (fiGNd)

Was it JJ who related the words of an Australian ladyfriend of his?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:06 PM (uEIFR)

36 Well, time for bed. See y'all. 'Night!

Posted by: Weasel at March 29, 2018 10:06 PM (rQqw5)

37 1st pitch, 1st game, 1st day - home run Cubs.

Nice.

...8-4 over the Marlins.
Posted by: grammie winger


Twice.

Posted by: mindful webworker was not there at March 29, 2018 10:06 PM (3tLP6)

38 Posted by: Weirddave at March 29, 2018 10:01 PM (xpg6

I love that movie. Never get tired of it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 10:06 PM (dUJdY)

39 Winnowed: I think a tungsten rod from space weighs about 18,000 if I maths correctlike.

Firepower, Judas Priest

https://youtu.be/6QtjdDiMLVg

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2018 10:07 PM (rnAwa)

40 So I went to Confession after about a 30 year lapse and began the ritual - Bless me Father for I have sinned. . . I confess my sins to the priest and take a deep breath, and lay the big one on him. I killed a man Father. He pauses, and finally says *Ok, for your penance, I want you to pray the rosary.*

Huh? I was dumbfounded. I blurted out, only one rosary for killing a man?!!

Yes, my son. Go and sin no more.

I just couldn't accept that. I said to him *No Father, its a mortal sin, its yuge!! You dont know what it feels like. Havent you ever killed a man??*

Heavens no my son, Im from a Holy Cross order, not a Jesuit!!



Most of the Catholic run Universities are lost in the wilderness. They have been for years. And sadly, there is no saving them.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 29, 2018 10:07 PM (9rIkM)

41

{{{ IC }}}

Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:07 PM (lwiT4)

42
Help, I've got my dick stuck in a sonic jewelry cleaner! We need disclaimers on these threads not to try this stuff at home!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:07 PM (8O3HH)

43 Spare me. Why argue to repeal any amendment when they have no respect for law and order in the first place.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2018 10:07 PM (EZebt)

44 “Whenever he felt these collisions of incubus and succubus, he punched his way out of the proletariat with the purposeful inputting of covert codes, thereby drawing distraction through Scottsdale deployments, dodging the ambush of innocents astray, evading the viscount vogue of Viagratic assaults on virtual vaginas, or worse, falling passively into prosaic pastimes.”
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'Tripe' isn't the right word. 'Bullshit' isn't the word. Maybe 'blathering bullshit' ?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2018 10:07 PM (AI/Vm)

45 Shibumi's back!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 10:07 PM (e9G8E)

46 Was it JJ who related the words of an Australian ladyfriend of his?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:06 PM (uEIFR)



Yes. A truly memorable line

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 29, 2018 10:07 PM (SiINZ)

47 Wait, maybe it was JackStraw...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:07 PM (uEIFR)

48
PEACH FRITTERS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2018 10:08 PM (pNxlR)

49 I took the wife and 2 daughters to the Braves' opener today. My 3 year old nailed the Tomahawk Chop

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 29, 2018 10:08 PM (tRd71)

50 First pitch of the ENTIRE SEASON given up for a home run, whole Cubs' lineup batting in the first inning, and ending in an 8-4 loss.

Can't get worse! So you've got that going for you.

Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2018 10:08 PM (xDk+1)

51 Ain't nobody gonna want any of my organs.. especially kidneys and liver..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2018 10:08 PM (5tSKk)

52 Help, I've got my dick stuck in a sonic jewelry cleaner! We need disclaimers on these threads not to try this stuff at home!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
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Butter, try smearing with butter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2018 10:08 PM (AI/Vm)

53 Sauron was a little bitch.

Posted by: Melkor, the Black Enemy of the world at March 29, 2018 10:09 PM (6FqZa)

54 Thanks, grammie. Tough times never last and all that..one hopes.

Posted by: IC at March 29, 2018 10:09 PM (gcme+)

55 First pitch of the ENTIRE SEASON given up for a
home run, whole Cubs' lineup batting in the first inning, and ending in
an 8-4 loss.



Can't get worse! So you've got that going for you.


Posted by: t-bird

.........
Hey! Wait til next year!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2018 10:09 PM (5tSKk)

56 Sadly, it appears my beloved Cardinals are going to have sucky pitching again this year. I only caught the end of it this afternoon, but the broadcasters were referring to our pitching efforts as the "Walk-A-Thon."

*sigh*

Posted by: T at March 29, 2018 10:09 PM (Vgw1E)

57 Butter, try smearing with butter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2018 10:08 PM (AI/Vm)


Complete waste of time. This sounds like a job for Hot Iron.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 29, 2018 10:09 PM (fiGNd)

58
It remains very painful and upsetting emotionally for Ms. Bassett to watch closely or repeatedly the videos of Mr. Dachshund.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2018 10:09 PM (IqV8l)

59 You're right, can't get worse. I don't think there's any healthy quality players left on the team to dump.

Posted by: BigJag at March 29, 2018 10:10 PM (kbjQT)

60 Mlle Eris, did you get an email from bluebell?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2018 10:10 PM (y87Qq)

61 9 Everyone is still talking about penises in the other thread. More specifically.. how I might decorate them. This is a delicate procedure and one must proceed with caution.

Posted by: Jewells45


Pro tip -- If you're gonna need measurements from them, divide by 2.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2018 10:10 PM (0ogQG)

62 First Rockies home run!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 29, 2018 10:10 PM (mMeIQ)

63
'Tripe' isn't the right word. 'Bullshit' isn't the word. Maybe 'blathering bullshit' ?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2018 10:07 PM (AI/Vm)


Diarrhetic logorrhea

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2018 10:10 PM (pNxlR)

64 Did Schoolhouse Rock ever do the 2nd Amendment?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 29, 2018 10:04 PM (qJtVm)

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Not that I recall. Back then, 2A was just an accepted thing, as it should be.

Of course, back then whackjobs who gave indications of inclinations to do something like Parkland could be removed from Society into a cray cray facility.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2018 10:10 PM (lSIyl)

65 31 The day that former asshole SC justice said repeal the 2nd, I wrote that I'm all for the trying. Seriously.

A, there's no chance of it passing in 3/4 of the states, and B, the masks would have to come off.

C, it's the proper method for changing the Constitution.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2018 10:05 PM (0ogQG)

That's what you think

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #7 at March 29, 2018 10:10 PM (ANIFC)

66 Holy Cross Theology Professor Says Jesus Was a Drag King with Queer Desires

What is wrong with these people? I realize that hes religious, but his religion is clearly leftism not Christianity. What is it with Jesuits anyway? I know that Pope Francis is the first Jesuit Pope and today he said There Is No Hell.


My guess with this guy is he is trying to excuse his own gayness. And I don't consider Pope Frank a Catholic.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

67 12 The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Play Ball!"


Ist pitch, 1st game, 1st day - home run Cubs. 8-4 over the Marlins.
===
You got it, Grammie Winger!
Alas! Here in Cincinnati the Reds were rained out and have been postponed to Good Friday.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 29, 2018 10:11 PM (W+kMI)

68 Not looking forward to my first confession, in the slightest. 44 years of aspergery fuckups, and just plain fuckups. I can't imagine the priest has that sort of time either. Where do we start? :^/

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2018 10:11 PM (6FqZa)

69 Who, besides a gay boy trying to repress those gay feelings would go into the priesthood?

I was raised Catholic, and came to that conclusion pretty early on.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2018 10:11 PM (5tSKk)

70 Mets win!

And I'm actually excited about this team.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 29, 2018 10:12 PM (1t4+k)

71 Class act, featuring Mr. Springer at the top of the ONT.

Y'all have no idea of the YUGE positive vibe that the Astros impute to the Houston area, but it's no small thing, I assure you.

And it's noted, there's not a knee-taker amongst 'em, far as I know.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 29, 2018 10:12 PM (QzJWU)

72 Chris Sale goes 6 strong, leaves with a 4-0 lead. Bullpen proceeds to implode, gives up 6 runs in the 8th and Red Sox lose to Rays 6-4. They're already screaming for Alex Cora's head.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2018 10:12 PM (O5Q3r)

73 Some signs at the anti-gun rallys this week extolled the virtues of Hogwarts and Harry Potter.

Harry Potter shit is a comic book for children and putative adults.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:12 PM (YqDXo)

74 I took the wife and 2 daughters to the Braves' opener today. My 3 year old nailed the Tomahawk Chop
Posted by: UGAdawg
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Uh...I thought that the chop had been declared a crime against humanity.

Bring Back Chief Noc-A-Homa!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2018 10:12 PM (qK7/b)

75 Sean Penn might be a genius at alliteration. But he's written articles for huffpo - he's mostly an incoherent imbecile.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (/qEW2)

76 hey, muh 'Stros beat the Rangers. All they have to do now is beat the Cardinals and then they can forfeit the rest of the season and still make us proud

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)

77 9 Everyone is still talking about penises in the other thread. More specifically.. how I might decorate them. This is a delicate procedure and one must proceed with caution.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

Don't forget the googly eyes!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

78 Hillary Clinton paid Pope Francis to say there is no Hell.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (W+kMI)

79 HEY! so... to get serious for a bit. I've been having pain in my upper chest for about 2 months. Saw the doc today and she wants a chest xray and an endoscopy. So.. a little prayer for me???? I'm hoping it's not serious. Best case scenario is hiatal hernia. worse case.. could be cancer. She just mentioned it as a possibility. So.. you know.. some prayers for me would be good.
Thanks...

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (dUJdY)

80 I look forward to when the Pope is Catholic again and I'm not even Catholic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (5aDxI)

81 Not looking forward to my first confession, in the
slightest. 44 years of aspergery fuckups, and just plain fuckups. I
can't imagine the priest has that sort of time either. Where do we
start? :^/

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
........
Summarize.. generalize.. he'll thank you for it..

Bless me father, for I have sinned.
It has been 44 years since my last confession..
I have had impure thoughts about 12,000 times.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (5tSKk)

82 Sean Penn has written a book. It is being universally hailed as awful.

What's the title? "It Takes a Wanker?"

Is it a coloring book? If not, he didn't write it anyway?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (YqDXo)

83 >> Butter, try smearing with butter.

I like butter sexually, so that may make the problem worse.

I tried looking a picture of Hillary, hoping that would make it just retreat inside, but that sonic thing has a death grip.

Lord, get me out of this, and I promise I'll stick to the shrubbery, like You intended.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (8O3HH)

84 You bet, Jewells.

Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:14 PM (lwiT4)

85 Pope Francis just disappointed every heavy metal fan out there. He took all the fun out of annoying their parents, teachers, and pastors.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 29, 2018 10:14 PM (W+kMI)

86 What a nice letter from POTUS! I have prayed for Trump, and I know that I am not the only one. I hope God protects and uses him for His glory. I truly believe that PDT's embrace of Israel and her people has gotten him Divine protection. I can't imagine another politician surviving the onslaught he has without it YMMV.

Posted by: Jmel at March 29, 2018 10:14 PM (jZxQ2)

87 Who, besides a gay boy trying to repress those gay feelings would go into the priesthood?
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One who wasn't trying to repress that inclination.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2018 10:15 PM (RwYr/)

88 John McLaughlin got his start as a Jesuit priest.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 29, 2018 10:15 PM (pvjTE)

89
Not looking forward to my first confession, in the slightest. 44 years
of aspergery fuckups, and just plain fuckups. I can't imagine the priest
has that sort of time either. Where do we start? :^/

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2018 10:11 PM (6FqZa)

I had to go into confession for my first time in years and years when i got married. I literally said this-
Hi father, haven't been to confession in a lot of years, but I'm getting married next week and they made me come here. I can't remember the rules, but I'm sure I broke a lot of them. Is there some kind of bulk plan?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 29, 2018 10:15 PM (aMlLZ)

90 How about that.

Pope Francis is a heretic.

Posted by: JAS at March 29, 2018 10:15 PM (sCN2W)

91 My Congressman, Meadows on Ingram.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2018 10:15 PM (RwYr/)

92 Brew Crew won against the Padres today in SD. It was a very Brewers win though - 1-0 and right on the verge of victory until our closer coughed up a run with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th and the Padres tied the game. We won in 2-1 in 12 innings.

Hats off to the Padres - they played great D today. (So did the Crew.) And the pitching was very good. I see the Padres picked up Eric Hosmer - what a loss for Royals fans! He's one of my favorite players.

Anyway, Opening Day is always a good day, no matter what!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at March 29, 2018 10:15 PM (H80UQ)

93 There is a youtube of Sean Penn doing a recent interview.
He looks awful. In the interview he seems to be playing up how out of it he is, but it isn't just that.
He has wrinkles that are about an inch deep. He looks like someone who is destroying his body with substance abuse. I think he's a useless twat anyway, so I say, "Keep it up."

This is the same idiot who thought Chavez was great for Venezuela. The world would be better off without his inflicting his intellect on unsuspecting victims.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

94 Prayers to Jewells.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Irish Enough (Ulster Scot) at March 29, 2018 10:15 PM (Mkuv2)

95 56 Sadly, it appears my beloved Cardinals are going to have sucky pitching again this year. I only caught the end of it this afternoon, but the broadcasters were referring to our pitching efforts as the "Walk-A-Thon."

*sigh*
Posted by: T at March 29, 2018 10:09 PM (Vgw1E)


Carlos Martinez couldn't find the plate with binoculars.

Now, I've been there, and it's early in the season, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:16 PM (YqDXo)

96 77 Don't forget the googly eyes!

Posted by: Insomniac


I have to admit that would make a great first impression.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2018 10:16 PM (0ogQG)

97 69 Who, besides a gay boy trying to repress those gay feelings would go into the priesthood?

I was raised Catholic, and came to that conclusion pretty early on.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2018 10:11 PM (5tSKk)


I didn't know the guy, but a few years ago a friend of mine knew a guy who was a real ladies' man, lots of girlfriends and all that, who suddenly turned around and went into the priesthood one day. In fact, I think he went off to a monastery.

Said his sex drive was such a problem, only way to deal with it was quit cold turkey.

Posted by: T at March 29, 2018 10:16 PM (Vgw1E)

98 Help, I've got my dick stuck in a sonic jewelry cleaner! We need disclaimers on these threads not to try this stuff at home!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:07 PM (8O3HH)

I thought that's for your jewels...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 10:16 PM (cu8/f)

99 Great ONT, WeirdDave!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 29, 2018 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

100 76 hey, muh 'Stros beat the Rangers. All they have to do now is beat the Cardinals and then they can forfeit the rest of the season and still make us proud
===
Watching your team beating the Cardinals is a joy and a delight.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 29, 2018 10:17 PM (W+kMI)

101 Anyway, Opening Day is always a good day, no matter what!


Posted by: DonnaV yay! Baseball Season is here!! at March 29, 2018 10:15 PM (H80UQ)
=========================

That is for sure, Donna. It's a wonderful day.

Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:17 PM (lwiT4)

102
And I don't consider Pope Frank a Catholic.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 10:11 PM (+lVUW)








As I said earlier today, if we're gonna have an AntiPope, why couldn't we have a cool one who was a pirate, libertine, general and lawyer like AntiPope John XXIII? Instead we get AntiPope HippyHippyShake the First.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2018 10:17 PM (eXA4G)

103 Hey Miley and Publius!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 29, 2018 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

104 All they have to do now is beat the Cardinals and then they can forfeit the rest of the season and still make us proud

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)

Sounds like a plan! Beat those redbirds!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at March 29, 2018 10:17 PM (H80UQ)

105 >> I thought that's for your jewels...

That would be weird. And you know how proper and stiff I am about these things.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:18 PM (8O3HH)

106 77 Don't forget the googly eyes!
Posted by: Insomniac
I have to admit that would make a great first impression.


Tassles

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2018 10:18 PM (UdKB7)

107 Some signs at the anti-gun rallys this week extolled the virtues of Hogwarts and Harry Potter.

-----

Hogwarts, the school where all the kids and teachers carry their weapons at all times

Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2018 10:18 PM (ANIFC)

108
Bless me father, for I have sinned.
It has been 44 years since my last confession..
I have had impure thoughts about 12,000 times.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (5tSKk)

44 years=exactly 16,071 days. During that time you had 12,000 impure thoughts. How long were you in a coma?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 29, 2018 10:18 PM (nBr1j)

109 78 Hillary Clinton paid Pope Francis to say there is no Hell.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (W+kMI)


I'm now convinced Francis is stupid enough to have come up with that crap on his own.

Posted by: T at March 29, 2018 10:18 PM (Vgw1E)

110 That Mark 7:6-9 is the reason we are no longer Catholic.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 29, 2018 10:18 PM (kufk0)

111
Harry Potter shit is a comic book for children and putative adults.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Were there any signs at the rally calling for help from Superman or Spiderman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2018 10:18 PM (IqV8l)

112 Some signs at the anti-gun rallys this week extolled the virtues of Hogwarts and Harry Potter.

Their best spell is "Racist!"

Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2018 10:18 PM (8cvCt)

113 So I went to Confession after about a 30 year lapse and began the ritual - Bless me Father for I have sinned. . . I confess my sins to the priest and take a deep breath, and lay the big one on him. I killed a man Father. He pauses, and finally says *Ok, for your penance, I want you to pray the rosary.*

Huh? I was dumbfounded. I blurted out, only one rosary for killing a man?!!

Yes, my son. Go and sin no more.


"Really, father? Then I have two questions. Is it one rosary per? In which case, do you know where George Soros is right now?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:19 PM (YqDXo)

114 In honor of opening day, I just watched Field of Dreams with Little. He's 13, he thinks it's funny that Daddy cries at the end.
Posted by: Weirddave

I do too.

When John Kinsella stands up from catching and takes off his mask and turns to face Ray, he looks just like my late father.

"Ease his pain, go the distance. It was you," - Ray Kinsella

"No Ray, it was you" - Shoeless Joe

I saw the movie a dozen years after my Father passed, and just about burst into tears in the theater. It hit me that hard.
When the lights came up at the end, half the men in the theater were trying to pretend they hadn't started to cry.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 29, 2018 10:19 PM (S6Pax)

115 I'm still pondering the googly eyes thing...

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 10:19 PM (dUJdY)

116 85 Pope Francis just disappointed every heavy metal fan out there. He took all the fun out of annoying their parents, teachers, and pastors.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 29, 2018 10:14 PM (W+kMI)


The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Posted by: Verbal Kint at March 29, 2018 10:19 PM (itfg0)

117 Holy Cross Theology Professor Says Jesus Was a Drag King with Queer Desires

Sure am glad they got rid of that Crusader guy as a mascot. I mean, he was so ...TRIGGERING!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2018 10:19 PM (O5Q3r)

118 69 Who, besides a gay boy trying to repress those gay feelings would go into the priesthood?

I was raised Catholic, and came to that conclusion pretty early on.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2018 10:11 PM (5tSKk)

Well historically it was:

- second or third sons who had no chance to inherit.
- men who wanted to learn.
- men who wanted to devote their lives the Christ and God.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:20 PM (uEIFR)

119 hey, muh 'Stros beat the Rangers. All they have to do now is beat the Cardinals and then they can forfeit the rest of the season and still make us proud
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)

Tiger fan forever here, but I'll be rooting for the Astros unless they're playing Detroit. Y'all got our best pitcher and at 35 it looks like he's still got it.

Posted by: Bill R. at March 29, 2018 10:20 PM (IuYIh)

120 Yanks: 6-1 over the Jays. Stanton goes yard. Twice

Posted by: Bruce at March 29, 2018 10:20 PM (F0ABI)

121 104 All they have to do now is beat the Cardinals and then they can forfeit the rest of the season and still make us proud

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)

Sounds like a plan! Beat those redbirds!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at March 29, 2018 10:17 PM (H80UQ)


Why do you people hate America?

Posted by: T at March 29, 2018 10:20 PM (Vgw1E)

122 78 Hillary Clinton paid Pope Francis to say there is no Hell.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 29, 2018 10:13 PM (W+kMI)


I bet Bill Clinton begs to differ. If not, and he were in an elevator with Hillary, I bet I could induce him to differ by stopping the elevator for a few hours.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:20 PM (YqDXo)

123 Noone effing told me the Final Four is in San Antonio (picked up daughter for Easter weekend from her house down there). Traffic un-godly. Popping a TBC (Taylor (TX) Beer Company) IPA now and watching baseball.

Oh, left the GLORY Kick Boxing channel on for the cat all day and boy is she po'd (7am til now)

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 29, 2018 10:21 PM (pzA2L)

124 Already gave up one of my kidneys. They can have the other after I'm finished using it.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:21 PM (w+Jhj)

125 Well historically it was:

- second or third sons who had no chance to inherit.
- men who wanted to learn.
- men who wanted to devote their lives the Christ and God.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:20 PM (uEIFR)


You left out

- men who wanted to cornhole altar boys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:21 PM (YqDXo)

126 >> I'm still pondering the googly eyes thing...

Some directed Googling will help with that, I'm sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:21 PM (8O3HH)

127 I saw the movie a dozen years after my Father passed, and just about burst into tears in the theater. It hit me that hard.
When the lights came up at the end, half the men in the theater were trying to pretend they hadn't started to cry.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 29, 2018 10:19 PM (S6Pax)


Hi BC. Your story made me tear up a bit and I am not a crier.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 29, 2018 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

128 Holy Cross Theology Professor Says Jesus Was a Drag King with Queer Desires


Thats great, professor. Now do Mohammed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2018 10:22 PM (5aDxI)

129 Jewll @10:19... That's, uh, not part of your "dressing it up" plan, is it?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 29, 2018 10:22 PM (wSC8T)

130 "Oh, left the GLORY Kick Boxing channel on for the cat all day and boy is she po'd (7am til now)

Posted by: auscolpyr"

My cat likes to sit and watch Live PD.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)

131 15 Imagine renting out your house and then finding that a bunch of gay porn movies had been shot there, on your furniture, on your sheets, on your countertops.

I can't imagine renting your house and allowing someone to use your sheets, or even mattresses and upholstered furniture that you intended to use yourself.
I've even developed an ick attitude about hotel beds.
I understand there are people who bring their own bedding.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

132 Not looking forward to my first confession, in the
slightest


"Uh, Father, you might want to get comfortable ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:23 PM (YqDXo)

133 My cat likes to sit and watch Live PD.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)


Probably just waiting to see a dog get snuffed.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 29, 2018 10:23 PM (fiGNd)

134 Harry Potter shit is a comic book for children and putative adults.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I actually thought the first few books (4 or so) were well done and fun reads. The further she got from when she had everything planned out (read: before she got famous) the more it became apparent that she had no idea where she was going.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:24 PM (uEIFR)

135

Where are all da white ultrasonic cleaners at?

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 29, 2018 10:24 PM (UFLLM)

136 I saw the pope when I was Italy last week, he blessed the crowd. He sounded like an Italian speaking Mr Rogers. Like a doped out hippy guru.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 29, 2018 10:24 PM (aMlLZ)

137 22 If there is no Hell then there is no Heaven because Hell would be everywhere Heaven isn't.
Posted by: freaked


For a long time, there has been the idea that hell is separation from God, and heaven is being with God.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 10:25 PM (+lVUW)

138 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)

Probably just waiting to see a dog get snuffed.
Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 29, 2018 10:23 PM (fiGNd)

*spit take, cleaning keyboard*

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 29, 2018 10:25 PM (pzA2L)

139 These men who went into seminary to supress their homosexual tendencies ought to have realised that many or most of their colleagues were there for the same reason...

Same for service at sea, prisons, etc.!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 10:25 PM (e9G8E)

140 Hogwarts, the school where all the kids and teachers carry their weapons at all times

At what age does their mandatory weapons training begin? Just curious, the twits might be on to something good.

Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2018 10:26 PM (zu3jZ)

141 My cat likes to sit and watch Live PD.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)


In fairness, it's pretty hard to say no to Live PD.

Posted by: T at March 29, 2018 10:26 PM (Vgw1E)

142 This Just In: Pope Franky Fabulous To Move Vatican To Vegas. Film at Eleven...

Posted by: This...Is CNN at March 29, 2018 10:26 PM (O5Q3r)

143 "In honor of opening day, I just watched Field of Dreams with Little. He's 13, he thinks it's funny that Daddy cries at the end.

Posted by: Weirddave"

Nice movie and all, but if that tiny little swath of a baseball field cut out of a huge corn farm is the difference between making it or not as far as a farm goes, I think they need to give up farming.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:26 PM (w+Jhj)

144
My cat likes to sit and watch Live PD.

Probably just waiting to see a dog get snuffed.


Bad dog. Bad dog. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they shoot at you?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2018 10:27 PM (IqV8l)

145 You left out

- men who wanted to cornhole altar boys.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:21 PM (YqDXo)

I won't deny there is a large gay contingent that has moved into the priesthood. A friend of a friend related some pretty disturbing stories from his time at seminary. Pink ribbon brigade, I think he referred to them as.

Started about the same time as the other marches into the institutions began as well. Funny, that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:27 PM (uEIFR)

146 Help, I've got my dick stuck in a sonic jewelry cleaner! We need disclaimers on these threads not to try this stuff at home!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


Ok. Here's what you need to do.

0. Remove yourself from the jewelry cleaner.
1. Make a pot of chili.
2. Get Jewells to decorate what you removed. Make sure she puts some large examples on it.
3. Dunk it in the now-ready comestible from No. 1.

This is how you get Horde-approved carats in chili.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 29, 2018 10:27 PM (DMUuz)

147 Continued from my comment @10:22... I'm just kidding, of course. I like to pretend I have some dignity.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 29, 2018 10:27 PM (wSC8T)

148 I understand there are people who bring their own bedding.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 10:23 PM

*******

Raises hand...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 10:27 PM (e9G8E)

149 Crowder is doing a "change my mind" segment. The crowd is huge and very friendly and high energy. I hope that doesn't hurt what he is trying to do ... but hell it is preferable to the alternative.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2018 10:27 PM (rnAwa)

150 Ist pitch, 1st game, 1st day - home run Cubs. 8-4 over the Marlins.

Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:00 PM

Cubs are on pace to score 1296 runs this year. Gotta love it.

Posted by: Son of Sam the butcher at March 29, 2018 10:28 PM (VJBq9)

151 Why do any Republicans pose for Time Mag? It's not like they are a big deal anymore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:28 PM (yQpMk)

152 "I am SO druuuuunk."

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm"

The mating call of the Southern Belle.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:28 PM (w+Jhj)

153 from twitter
twitter.com/thesocialsguy/status/979064357786185729

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2018 10:29 PM (6FqZa)

154 136 I saw the pope when I was Italy last week, he blessed the crowd. He sounded like an Italian speaking Mr Rogers. Like a doped out hippy guru.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 29, 2018 10:24 PM (aMlLZ)

I heard John Paul II speak during the Christmas address in Rome in... 2005. He was old and his voice was definitely going, but the crowd in St Peter's square went wild.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:29 PM (uEIFR)

155 I think they need to give up farming.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:26 PM (w+Jhj)

Hah!

I figure it's about three acres.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2018 10:29 PM (wYseH)

156 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:27 PM (uEIFR)

Back in the day, I almost became an altar boy. I was enchanted by the idea of learning Latin, which I very much wanted to learn. Finding out that the idea was just to memorize stuff without the slightest clue what it meant put an end to my nascent career as an altar boy.

In retrospect, that was probably just as well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:30 PM (YqDXo)

157 I figure it's about three acres.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2018 10:29 PM (wYseH)


A baseball field takes up about an acre.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:30 PM (YqDXo)

158 Hi Ladyl!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 10:30 PM (cu8/f)

159 I think they need to give up farming.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:26 PM (w+Jhj)

Hah!

I figure it's about three acres.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I think it's basically he spent all their savings building the field, and didn't have any money to pay the mortgage until harvest
Or some such imaginary BS. If you watch a movie often enough, you start spotting all kinds of silly inconsistencies.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 29, 2018 10:30 PM (S6Pax)

160 44 Whenever he felt these collisions of incubus and succubus, he punched his way out of the proletariat with the purposeful inputting of covert codes, thereby drawing distraction through Scottsdale deployments, dodging the ambush of innocents astray, evading the viscount vogue of Viagratic assaults on virtual vaginas, or worse, falling passively into prosaic pastimes.

A monkey at a computer with microsoft Word could come up with something better.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

161 And you know how proper and stiff I am about these things.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:18 PM (8O3HH)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 10:31 PM (cu8/f)

162 Cubs are on pace to score 1296 runs this year. Gotta love it.
Posted by: Son of Sam the butcher at March 29, 2018 10:28 PM (VJBq9)

And my hapless Padres are on pace to score 162. Sigh.

Posted by: DR.WTF? Loyal Order of Turtles at March 29, 2018 10:31 PM (T71PA)

163 "I took the wife and 2 daughters to the Braves' opener today. My 3 year old nailed the Tomahawk Chop

Posted by: UGAdawg"

The massive Atlanta computer f%*-up didn't effect the stadium then?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:31 PM (w+Jhj)

164 I just watched Field of Dreams with Little. He's 13, he thinks it's funny that Daddy cries at the end.
Posted by: Weirddave

I'm getting misty simply thinking about this movie. Dad and baseball. Doesn't get any better than that.

My own dear dad is slowly sinking into the sea called dementia. I can't watch movies like this right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Irish Enough (Ulster Scot) at March 29, 2018 10:31 PM (Mkuv2)

165 osted by: Duncanthrax at March 29, 2018 10:27 PM (DMUuz)

lmao!! Spit my wine everywhere but that was funny.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 10:31 PM (dUJdY)

166
Oliver Wendell Douglas should have put in a baseball diamond.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2018 10:31 PM (IqV8l)

167 Hey everybody.

Berserker, LOL. 'It's a beautiful day in the Vatican, a beautiful day for a blessing... would you be mine? Could you be mine?' ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2018 10:31 PM (eMKNe)

168 You went full Penn.
You never go full Penn.

Posted by: A dude playing a dude disguised as another dude at March 29, 2018 10:32 PM (yXVhz)

169 In retrospect, that was probably just as well.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:30 PM (YqDXo)

It was never meant for everyone. Plus, you learn as you go, even pre-Vatican II there were translations- the mass was just said in Latin.

I always likened it to you teach the kids to obey the rules first, as they get older they learn 'why' the rules should be followed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:32 PM (uEIFR)

170
I just couldn't accept that. I said to him *No Father, its a mortal sin, its yuge!! You dont know what it feels like. Havent you ever killed a man??*

Heavens no my son, Im from a Holy Cross order, not a Jesuit!!


"The Jesuits have always profited by the exaggerations of their enemies. Accused of murdering ten men and a dog, they triumphantly produce the dog."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 29, 2018 10:33 PM (jI+52)

171 - second or third sons who had no chance to inherit.

One for the Manor, one for the Army, one for the Priesthood.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:33 PM (yQpMk)

172 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:30 PM (YqDXo)

Well it's not like being an altar boy and priest giving you the stink eye going up for communion because I didn't volunteer when the one scheduled didn't show up.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 29, 2018 10:34 PM (pzA2L)

173 Anyone else here a fan of Frequency? James Caviezel and Dennis Quaid? Baseball, quasi-time travel, serial killers?

Rewatched it recently and it is still a great movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:34 PM (uEIFR)

174 142 This Just In: Pope Franky Fabulous To Move Vatican To Vegas. Film at Eleven...

Posted by: This...Is CNN at March 29, 2018 10:26 PM (O5Q3r)


He can come an gable, but once he has gambled away all the hidden esoteric and forbidden texts in the Vatican library, he'll have to leave.

Posted by: The Vegas hat at March 29, 2018 10:34 PM (itfg0)

175 "Whenever he felt these collisions of incubus and succubus, he punched his way out of the proletariat with the purposeful inputting of covert codes, thereby drawing distraction through Scottsdale deployments, dodging the ambush of innocents astray, evading the viscount vogue of Viagratic assaults on virtual vaginas, or worse, falling passively into prosaic pastimes." -- page 36

Sounds like a typical sociology paper. He needs to throw a few Marx references in their.

evading the viscount vogue of Viagratic assaults

The next edition will have to change that to "the elegant earl of electrosonic battery". Have to keep up with the times.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2018 10:34 PM (8gDQu)

176 171 - second or third sons who had no chance to inherit.

One for the Manor, one for the Army, one for the Priesthood.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:33 PM (yQpMk)


F**kers, all of 'em.

Posted by: John Lackland at March 29, 2018 10:34 PM (itfg0)

177 Rewatched it recently and it is still a great movie.

Damn.. yes I remember it. Been awhile but it was a great movie!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 10:35 PM (dUJdY)

178 Some Pope Franky mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI

Posted by: The Zlad Hat at March 29, 2018 10:35 PM (itfg0)

179 On the villian note. HISHE youtube video channel has a series of The VIllain's Pub where Valde gets ripped on by The Joker and Loki.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 29, 2018 10:35 PM (pzA2L)

180 It was never meant for everyone. Plus, you learn as you go, even pre-Vatican II there were translations- the mass was just said in Latin.

I always likened it to you teach the kids to obey the rules first, as they get older they learn 'why' the rules should be followed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:32 PM (uEIFR)


I love languages, and always wanted to learn Latin. Mindlessly reciting meaningless (to me) phonemes? Miss me with that. It'd be like being a liberal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:35 PM (YqDXo)

181 Anyone else here a fan of Frequency? James Caviezel and Dennis Quaid? Baseball, quasi-time travel, serial killers?

Rewatched it recently and it is still a great movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:34 PM (uEIFR)


It's okay. Nothing to rave about ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2018 10:35 PM (8gDQu)

182 Back in the day, I almost became an altar boy. I was enchanted by the idea of learning Latin, which I very much wanted to learn. Finding out that the idea was just to memorize stuff without the slightest clue what it meant put an end to my nascent career as an altar boy.

In retrospect, that was probably just as well.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:30 PM (YqDXo)

------------

Yep. I was a Catholic altar boy. The language is learned by rote, not by understanding. This goes back to the 60s-early 70s, to be fair.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2018 10:35 PM (lSIyl)

183 One for the Manor, one for the Army, one for the Priesthood Bathhouse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:33 PM (yQpMk)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:36 PM (YqDXo)

184 Incubus, succubus and omnibus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2018 10:36 PM (IqV8l)

185 Im with stop the conversation and just try to repeal it. Have fun. Spend a bunch.

Posted by: LASue at March 29, 2018 10:36 PM (Z48ZB)

186 This goes back to the 60s-early 70s, to be fair.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2018 10:35 PM (lSIyl)


Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:37 PM (YqDXo)

187 I worry which Latin phrases most priests teach their altar boys today...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2018 10:37 PM (eMKNe)

188 found another movie trailer.

Tag.

It's about a group of old friends who are still playing tag. (It's not the really creepy Japanese horror film)

https://youtu.be/kjC1zmZo30U

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2018 10:37 PM (2K6fY)

189 I love languages, and always wanted to learn Latin. Mindlessly reciting meaningless (to me) phonemes? Miss me with that. It'd be like being a liberal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:35 PM (YqDXo)

Hah! Valid. It is interesting, I remember thinking the same thing, but not looking to be an altar boy but rather taking Latin in High School. It is one of the odd things of life that when you are young, you assume you have to go somewhere or become something in order to learn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:38 PM (uEIFR)

190 Surely a baseball field is more than an acre. My lot is 300'+X400'+ and it's about 3 acres. Baseball has 300-400' outfields.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:38 PM (yQpMk)

191 Son is officially out of the army as of today He is a true hero and I cant wait to have him home. Im on cloud nine.

Posted by: LASue at March 29, 2018 10:39 PM (Z48ZB)

192 128 Holy Cross Theology Professor Says Jesus Was a Drag King with Queer Desires

Thats great, professor. Now do Mohammed.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2018 10:22 PM (5aDxI)


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:39 PM (YqDXo)

193 Back in the day, I almost became an altar boy. I was enchanted by the idea of learning Latin, which I very much wanted to learn. Finding out that the idea was just to memorize stuff without the slightest clue what it meant put an end to my nascent career as an altar boy.

My husband was an altar boy. The night I met him he told me he thought about going into the priesthood. I laughed my ass off.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 10:39 PM (dUJdY)

194
Oh, almost forgot, something I stumbled on today, doing research:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycdsjrd7

This is a babe who lifts weights...with her cooter. It's SFW. She practices Cooter Kung Fu, she says.

She could result in a trip to the ER, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:39 PM (8O3HH)

195 I'm not Catholic, nor do I come from a Catholic background, but it seems to me that whenever something religiously wacky is said, inevitably the person saying it is a Jesuit.


That's not so. Mainline Christian denominations all say the same thing. Take the Episcopalians for example. John Shelby Spong thinks that Saint Paul is gay. He'd have no problem affirming anything in the article you linked to. Neither would Katharine Jefferts-Schori or Thomas B. Woodward. There are other f*cked up churches such as ELCA's herchurch.org. Any emerging/emergent church leaders for that matter.

But to explain the intuition you have, there is the reputation that Jesuits are sneaky, sophistical to the point where they have lost their moral compass. I think they're trying to prove it to be true.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2018 10:39 PM (/qEW2)

196 BREAKING: Bear Still Shits In Wood, But Pope May Not Be Catholic

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2018 10:39 PM (oVJmc)

197 So happy for you LASue!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 10:39 PM (dUJdY)

198 Congratulations to LASue and her son!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 29, 2018 10:40 PM (wSC8T)

199 190 Surely a baseball field is more than an acre. My lot is 300'+X400'+ and it's about 3 acres. Baseball has 300-400' outfields.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:38 PM (yQpMk)


Think. A baseball is a sector, not a rectangle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:40 PM (YqDXo)

200 aspergery fuckups, and just plain fuckups. I can't imagine the priest has that sort of time either. Where do we start? :^/
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Hit the high points.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

201
I think the purpose of Pope Francis is that the Holy Ghost inspired the Conclave to pick someone to serve as a bad example.

No more Jebbies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 29, 2018 10:40 PM (jI+52)

202 This is a babe who lifts weights...with her cooter. It's SFW. She practices Cooter Kung Fu, she says.



She could result in a trip to the ER, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:39 PM (8O3HH)

That woman's cooter scares me.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 10:40 PM (cu8/f)

203 I need to go to sleep earlier than usual. Been close to falling asleep at work which is not good. Have fun everybody.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:40 PM (w+Jhj)

204 191 Son is officially out of the army as of today He is a true hero and I cant wait to have him home. Im on cloud nine.
Posted by: LASue at March 29, 2018 10:39 PM (Z48ZB)


Congratulations! You must be so proud!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 29, 2018 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

205 Berserker, LOL. 'It's a beautiful day in the
Vatican, a beautiful day for a blessing... would you be mine? Could you
be mine?' ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2018 10:31 PM (eMKNe)



I actually found the damn thing on you tube. I was here that day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Ti6DWuGMk

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 29, 2018 10:41 PM (aMlLZ)

206 This is a babe who lifts weights...with her cooter.

Feel the burn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2018 10:41 PM (oVJmc)

207 Prayers for you Jewels!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 29, 2018 10:41 PM (mMeIQ)

208 202; Me too, Miley.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 10:42 PM (KP5rU)

209 So, the cooter lady - wouldn't that egg get slippery?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 10:42 PM (cu8/f)

210 >> That woman's cooter scares me.

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Huma Wiener at March 29, 2018 10:42 PM (8O3HH)

211 QAnon on teh chanz predicts/promises 'fireworks Friday night.' For what it's worth.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 29, 2018 10:42 PM (fA1SL)

212 *wonders how much weight Yanet Garcia can lift with her bulbous arse...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 10:43 PM (e9G8E)

213 Surely a baseball field is more than an acre. My lot is 300'+X400'+ and it's about 3 acres. Baseball has 300-400' outfields.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:38 PM (yQpMk)


Figure that a baseball field is a quarter of a circle with a 360' radius. The area of that quarter is about 100,000 sq ft. An acre is about 44,000 sq ft, so a baseball field is about 2 1/2 acres.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2018 10:44 PM (8gDQu)

214 Okay a small baseball field is 1/4 of a circle of 700' in diameter or ... carry the one .. about 96K square feet. And an acre is 43K square feet so, at least 2 acres.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:44 PM (yQpMk)

215 Jinx

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:44 PM (yQpMk)

216 Hah! Valid. It is interesting, I remember thinking the same thing, but not looking to be an altar boy but rather taking Latin in High School. It is one of the odd things of life that when you are young, you assume you have to go somewhere or become something in order to learn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 10:38 PM (uEIFR)


Small world. I took Latin in high school, too, and German and (some) Russian in college.

Now, in my dotage, studying German, Russian, and Japanese (in order of decreasing familiarity) on Duolingo.

Why? I dunno. 'Cause I kinda enjoy it. Along with studying economics, and restudying math and physics, on Kahn Academy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:44 PM (YqDXo)

217 Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 29, 2018 10:41 PM (mMeIQ)

Thank you I'm trying to stay positive. I'm sure it's nothing serious.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 10:44 PM (dUJdY)

218
Well historically it was:



- second or third sons who had no chance to inherit.

- men who wanted to learn.

- men who wanted to devote their lives the Christ and God.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
..........
I'm not talking historically.. I know there were all kinds of reasons throughout history to join the church.. I'm talking about the 60's 70's.. no reason to join except for dedication to God and/or wanting to escape the real world.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2018 10:44 PM (5tSKk)

219 Yes, after a long, cold winter, it's that most magical of days, when spring is in the air and all things are possible. Opening day! Around here Adam Jones went yard in the 11th to give the Os a 3-2 win, how did your opening day go?

The day started sadly for long time Mets fans as Rusty Staub passed away today from kidney failure. The hero of the 1973 NLCS and WS, and a great philanthropist in NYC who raised millions for families of cops and firefighters who died and many other charitable causes.

But a happy game as Thor K'd 10 in 6 innings with no walks and was dealing serious heat although he supplied the power to a few Cardinals dingers. Mets bats came to life, even A-Gone looked good after he looked finished in Spring Training. Good first win for new manager Mickey Callaway

Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2018 10:44 PM (eh0Va)

220 211 QAnon on teh chanz predicts/promises 'fireworks Friday night.' For what it's worth.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 29, 2018 10:42 PM (fA1SL)


4 Chan, Uncle Palp? Will you summarize it for us when it happens?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 29, 2018 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

221 Incubus, succubus and omnibus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2018 10:36 PM (IqV8l)


OK, you use the Oyster card for the onmibus fare, how much is the fare for an incubus or a succubus?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2018 10:45 PM (2K6fY)

222 A football field is about an acre.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2018 10:45 PM (8gDQu)

223 Relevant to the gay theologian shenanigans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCZdpN8NrsA

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2018 10:45 PM (xJa6I)

224 Figure that a baseball field is a quarter of a circle with a 360' radius. The area of that quarter is about 100,000 sq ft. An acre is about 44,000 sq ft, so a baseball field is about 2 1/2 acres.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2018 10:44 PM (8gDQu)

OK, fair enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:45 PM (YqDXo)

225 definitely more than an acre.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:46 PM (yQpMk)

226 OMG.. we are finally getting some sun tomorrow. Sunday snow showers. Fuck. I hate Missouri.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 10:46 PM (dUJdY)

227 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/979413697193037826

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/979413797529153536

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/979413899870171137

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/979414005503717376

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/979414103679696896

Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2018 10:46 PM (eh0Va)

228 Bless me father, for I have sinned.
It has been 44 years since my last confession..
I have had impure thoughts about 12,000 times.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


When I was in second grade I confessed impure thoughts. He told me it wasn't a sin because I wasn't doing it on purpose. Those nuns went overboard with warnings about impure thoughts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

229 Oh, just saw the Brewers won. Now if they can play the Padres for the next 161.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 29, 2018 10:47 PM (pzA2L)

230 Imagine renting out your house and then finding that a bunch of gay porn movies had been shot there, on your furniture, on your sheets, on your countertops
___
Those people must have been real assholes. I mean that is a real shitty thing to do. This was a major cockup. I mean it really sucked. They really bent her over by doing this. Roger?

Posted by: Obligatory at March 29, 2018 10:47 PM (Z8FFX)

231 I was told there would be no math on the ONT.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:47 PM (yQpMk)

232 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/979414213331423233

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/979414318100951040

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/979414454709424129

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/979414569104891904

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/979414680753070080

Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2018 10:48 PM (eh0Va)

233 Sadly I had to leave earlier for dinner in what I was certain to be an Ace epic with electrosonic manipulations.
I know I missed so much.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2018 10:48 PM (4eFZ0)

234 >>*wonders how much weight Yanet Garcia can lift
>> with her bulbous arse...

I'll take her on any day. Piker.

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 29, 2018 10:48 PM (8O3HH)

235 That woman's cooter scares me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 10:40 PM (cu8/f)


You're perfectly safe as long as you stay still. Its vision is tied to movement - if you don't move, it literally can't see you.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2018 10:48 PM (y87Qq)

236 I haven't been up this late in months. Thanks for keeping me entertained and for the prayers. Off to bed.. big weekend..

Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2018 10:48 PM (dUJdY)

237 Good night, Jewell!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 29, 2018 10:49 PM (wSC8T)

238 Son is officially out of the army as of today He is a true hero and I cant wait to have him home. Im on cloud nine.
Posted by: LASue at March 29, 2018 10:39 PM (Z48ZB)


Congratulations! You must be so proud!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 29, 2018 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

Thank you! Yes, Absolutely bursting!!

Posted by: LASue at March 29, 2018 10:50 PM (Z48ZB)

239 Jewell, I've added you to my prayer list.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 10:50 PM (cu8/f)

240 133 My cat likes to sit and watch Live PD.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)

Probably just waiting to see a dog get snuffed.
===
"Ooo, all the pretty lights!" - the cat
"Look at the little ***** run." - our cat

I like seeing the K9 units deployed. Watching Officer Wuffwuff race like a Hellfire after a perp is awesome. Not to mention the allegedly hardcore perp shriek when the dog catches up to him.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 29, 2018 10:50 PM (W+kMI)

241
An acre is 1 furlong by 1 chain. 1/640th of a square mile, or about 209' square (just shy).

Which incidentally is about the size of Ms. Solo's ... area.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:51 PM (8O3HH)

242
You're perfectly safe as long as you stay still. Its vision is tied to movement - if you don't move, it literally can't see you.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2018 10:48 PM (y87Qq)



good lord. It must bump into a lot of trees and rocks then.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2018 10:51 PM (2K6fY)

243 What's this electric penis taking over the Viagra market?

Posted by: Monk at March 29, 2018 10:51 PM (4LWma)

244 Bassett said that Schoolboy Fantasies 2 and His Sons Best Friend Vol. 1 are just two of as many as 24 films shot at her home in 2015, according to the suit.
___
Hmm...nope, nothing creepy there. Hey, how many awards did that movie about a 40 year old man consensually raping a 17 year old boy get again?

I'm so old I remember when the left argued that they were for pedophilia. After of course they gave a bunch of awards to pedophiles like Harvey Milk...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2018 10:51 PM (Z8FFX)

245 >> Incubus, succubus, omnibus

Obligatory: https://youtu.be/wS1NEBWPgK4

Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2018 10:52 PM (vUcdz)

246 I suspect Hope Solo would use a jade curling stone as an anchor for her rectal weight lift-lifting endeavours...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 10:52 PM (e9G8E)

247 I hate when this happens.

Hawaii scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam

https://tinyurl.com/y9sd7hgt

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2018 10:52 PM (eMKNe)

248 >> So, the cooter lady - wouldn't that egg get slippery?

Maybe it uses one of those easy grip surfaces.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:53 PM (8O3HH)

249 Dear Laura Ingraham:

Never never never apologize to SJW's!!! Never never never! No matter what they call you, no matter what they accuse you of, ALWAYS tell them to F OFF!

Your apologies feed their life force, make you weak, and make them double down on their accusations and demands! They never act in good faith. They HATE you! ALWAYS tell them to go straight to hell!

They think of us as vermin, as gusanos. They DESPISE us! Never forget that!

Posted by: gp at March 29, 2018 10:53 PM (mk9aG)

250 Laura Ingraham didn't mention Hogg. I wonder if her show was recorded before the boycott stuff?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2018 10:54 PM (IqV8l)

251 I am of the opinion that we have Pope Francis now to pave the way for someone like Cardinal Sarah. sort of like how we had to endure Obama to get Trump.

Posted by: IC at March 29, 2018 10:54 PM (gcme+)

252 Incubus, succubus, omnibus

Pluribus

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2018 10:54 PM (8gDQu)

253 247 I hate when this happens.

Hawaii scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam

https://tinyurl.com/y9sd7hgt
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2018 10:52 PM (eMKNe)

Didn't Leviticus warn about this.

Posted by: Monk at March 29, 2018 10:54 PM (4LWma)

254 If you can overlook the whole clown thing, this guy is just a frickin' fantastic singer!

https://youtu.be/O3O1XojnTag

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 29, 2018 10:55 PM (wSC8T)

255 It has been 44 years since my last confession..

I have had impure thoughts about 12,000 times.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


That's all? I have impure thoughts dozens of times each day.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 10:55 PM (cu8/f)

256 141 My cat likes to sit and watch Live PD.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2018 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)


In fairness, it's pretty hard to say no to Live PD.
Posted by: T


The best part of Live PD are the clips from Florida. Those people are walking talking cliches of white trash.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

257 I know someone about a mile away that has 5 acres and built a baseball field on it. He uses it to practice with his and his sons various teams.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 29, 2018 10:56 PM (kufk0)

258 Hawaii scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam

Did he surface with the clam or did they get underwater doctors to go treat him in situ?

Could have been worse. Could have been an electrosonic eel.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2018 10:56 PM (8gDQu)

259 >> That's all? I have impure thoughts dozens of times each day.

We have much in common, I must note. Of course, my impure thoughts are a more of a continuous thing. So, I could truly say I've had only one impure thought. It has just lasted about 40 years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:57 PM (8O3HH)

260

I thought Hells was where the British were the cooks...?

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 29, 2018 10:57 PM (UFLLM)

261 247: He was diving with Sandra Fluke?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 10:57 PM (KP5rU)

262 "hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam " Have to admit, those siphons are hawt!

Posted by: gp at March 29, 2018 10:58 PM (mk9aG)

263 hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam

Did they let Hugh Grant out, again?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2018 10:58 PM (8gDQu)

264 I'm so old I remember when the left argued that they were for pedophilia. After of course they gave a bunch of awards to pedophiles like Harvey Milk...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2018 10:51 PM (Z8FFX)


I assume you meant "not" for pedophilia. In any case, no one of normal intelligence believed for a second that leftists were not for pederasty, which is the more accurate term for the typical male homosexual predilection. Harvey Milk used to pick up runaway boys at the SF Greyhound station and cornhole them.

Of course such an upstanding citizen should be honored by having a ship named after him. /spit

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:59 PM (YqDXo)

265 My poor daughter, born and raised here in AZ - doesn't know the real experience of a spring thaw, greening, birds arriving. Some of the best memories of Michigan.

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 29, 2018 10:59 PM (2jYpw)

266 If you can overlook the whole clown thing, this guy is just a frickin' fantastic singer!

https://youtu.be/O3O1XojnTag



I like this duet

http://bit.ly/2E5TJem

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:59 PM (yQpMk)

267 Hawaii scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam

Truly, these are the End Times.

At least, we can hope they are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:59 PM (YqDXo)

268 was he trying to hump the clam while in a wet suit? how does that work?

Posted by: IC at March 29, 2018 11:00 PM (gcme+)

269 Puddles! The creepy, ghey, giant clown!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 11:00 PM (e9G8E)

270
Let's see 365*44 = 16,060. So just one impure thought a day would be that. Yep, I've got that beat, I think.

That also means I've uh, liberated some bodily fluids about that many times. I'll leave it as an exercise to calculate the volume.

I don't think that would go well in confession.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)

271 At my last Russian pee party we had a giant clam on the table, and every time somebody tickled it, it squirted us.

Posted by: gp at March 29, 2018 11:00 PM (mk9aG)

272 265 My poor daughter, born and raised here in AZ - doesn't know the real experience of a spring thaw, greening, birds arriving. Some of the best memories of Michigan.
Posted by: Smitty27 at March 29, 2018 10:59 PM (2jYpw)


Have her hit her thumb repeatedly with a hammer, then stop. Pretty much the same thing.

(Says a California boy who moved to New England for a while.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:01 PM (YqDXo)

273 Beautiful evening here in central WI. Snow for Easter. Spring can pound sand. I'm outta here soon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

274 When I was in second grade I confessed impure
thoughts. He told me it wasn't a sin because I wasn't doing it on
purpose. Those nuns went overboard with warnings about impure thoughts.

Posted by: nerdygirl

* * * * *

And then what'd he say when you explained they were on purpose?

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 29, 2018 11:01 PM (2jYpw)

275 Maybe it uses one of those easy grip surfaces.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:53 PM (8O3HH)

I wonder if OXO makes a tool for that. They Make Everyday Living Easier.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 11:01 PM (cu8/f)

276 268 was he trying to hump the clam while in a wet suit? how does that work?
Posted by: IC at March 29, 2018 11:00 PM (gcme+


Wut?? Wet suit, in Hawaii? You realize the water temperature is about 70 degrees, right? I lived there as a kid, and never wore a wet suit in my life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:02 PM (YqDXo)

277 Did Sean Penn have an editor? Holy Schnikes!

Posted by: Elliot m. at March 29, 2018 11:02 PM (UTKPt)

278 was he trying to hump the clam while in a wet suit? how does that work?

Posted by: IC at March 29, 2018 11:00 PM (gcme+)


He was wearing wet suit chaps.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2018 11:03 PM (8gDQu)

279 That's a great duet, Grumpy! Awesome.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 29, 2018 11:03 PM (wSC8T)

280 That also means I've uh, liberated some bodily
fluids about that many times. I'll leave it as an exercise to calculate
the volume.



I don't think that would go well in confession.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)

If you can calculate it in your head, the priest would be impressed, though.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 11:03 PM (cu8/f)

281 I hate when this happens.

Hawaii scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam

https://tinyurl.com/y9sd7hgt
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2018 10:52 PM (eMKNe)


Just perusing some Tridacna gigas literature - as one does - and came across this:

"Using a tube-like siphon to suck in water and filter out and consume passing plankton for some extra nutrition, the beautiful, iridescent coloured hermaphrodite's life is a simple one."

In many ways, this is the story of Barack Obama.

Also I'm pretty sure they aren't endemic to Hawaii.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2018 11:03 PM (y87Qq)

282

Ahhh, the 'ole assless wetsuit trick...

Sure it wasn't Frisco Bay?

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 29, 2018 11:04 PM (UFLLM)

283 >>>>Of course such an upstanding citizen should be honored by having a ship named after him. /spit


You forgot the swallow part Jay.

/////



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2018 11:04 PM (3Pma+)

284 (Says a California boy who moved to New England for a while.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay

* * * * *

I recall my dad hitting his thumbs several times. I musta been a happy kid - midwest springs were a blast (except for changing those stupid storm windows to screens on a 130 year old 2-story)

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 29, 2018 11:04 PM (2jYpw)

285 132
Not looking forward to my first confession, in the

slightest



"Uh, Father, you might want to get comfortable ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:23 PM (YqDXo)

Father, I got you a copy of my notes. Start with the syllabus in the front.I broke my sins out by type and frequency. Bang on the window when you want me to move on.

Posted by: redclay at March 29, 2018 11:04 PM (nVN5G)

286 If you can calculate it in your head, the priest would be impressed, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 11:03 PM (cu8/f)


Head? Which head?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:04 PM (YqDXo)

287 Giant clams give it up easy, then afterward they cry #MeToo. They're like the town bicycles of the seabed.

Posted by: gp at March 29, 2018 11:04 PM (mk9aG)

288 Shibumi's back!
--

Overwhelmed with jobs + 'a guy.'

Less posting, more reading.

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2018 11:05 PM (9oJYp)

289 Ahhh, the 'ole assless wetsuit trick...

Sure it wasn't Frisco Bay?

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 29, 2018 11:04 PM (UFLLM)


Positive. In Frisco he would have gotten his dick stuck in a giant starfish.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2018 11:05 PM (8gDQu)

290 Our religion doesn't do confession. Good thing too. I'd never get out. And, that's just for the thoughts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

291 "In many ways, this is the story of Barack Obama. " I LOLed!!

Posted by: gp at March 29, 2018 11:06 PM (mk9aG)

292
Speaking of humping odd things, that reminds of a something from way back. Some neighbors had this randy ol' dog.

He liked this old tractor tire they had standing up. It was a smaller front tractor tire, not the larger rear ones. Anyway, Fido would go up to that thing, smell all around it, and them mount and hump it.

Stains were all over it from Fido's ardor.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.....brb

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)

293 "This guy got a thesaurus for Christmas, and is determined to use every word in it."

Too bad he doesn't seem all that concerned about using them correctly.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 29, 2018 11:06 PM (GpJcV)

294 Positive. In Frisco he would have gotten his dick stuck in a giant starfish.

Pink? Brown? Rainbow?

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 29, 2018 11:06 PM (UFLLM)

295 Father, I got you a copy of my notes. Start with the syllabus in the front.I broke my sins out by type and frequency. Bang on the window when you want me to move on.
Posted by: redclay at March 29, 2018 11:04 PM (nVN5G)


"Uh, this isn't going to be a lecture. This is going to be a lecture course. Maybe a major. I dunno. Could be a postgraduate course. I've got a database here, on a large hard disk (not a euphemism), and could sort the offenses by date, severity, and frequency, so your call where we start.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:07 PM (YqDXo)

296 >>>Have her hit her thumb head repeatedly with a hammer, then stop[/] do it all over again and a again Pretty much the same thing.

FIFY Jay

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2018 11:07 PM (3Pma+)

297 A group of us would make up stuff and dare one another to confess it. Our knuckles were often beat red from the nuns who had last say.

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 29, 2018 11:07 PM (2jYpw)

298

What does it mean when you go to confession, say your piece, and the priest tries to stake your heart and set you on fire?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 29, 2018 11:07 PM (UFLLM)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2018 11:08 PM (3Pma+)

300 So, I could truly say
I've had only one impure thought. It has just lasted about 40 years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 10:57 PM (8O3HH)
I couldn't keep it up for 40 years, and neither could you. Catholics like to break it down so as to give your extra Hail Marys and Our Fathers. How do you think they got so rich?Soiled underwear>prayers>profit

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 11:08 PM (cu8/f)

301 298: You're doing it right.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

302 What does it mean when you go to confession, say your piece, and the priest tries to stake your heart and set you on fire?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 29, 2018 11:07 PM (UFLLM)


I was wondering what happens when the priest says, "Fuck you, my son. You deserve to burn. I mean, like, how many Hail Marys we talking here?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:10 PM (YqDXo)

303 After renting out your house to a gay born production, wouldn't you expect to come home to find it looking FABULOUS!!?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 29, 2018 11:10 PM (GpJcV)

304 Hello, Horde!

"The Buddy Holly Story" is on TV, so don't expect much from me tonight.

Not that you ever do, but...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 29, 2018 11:10 PM (rJUlF)

305 Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

I'm thinking JFC we don't need no goddamn 3-5" of the white shit. But I will keep my kidneys like I will keep my AR15s

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2018 11:10 PM (3Pma+)

306 Not only did the Cubs win but the Cardinals, lead by their "Ace" Carlis Martinez, got whppped. Sorry, but Martinez is more clown show than Ace. You would think that with so many great past pitchers one of them would have pulled Carlos aside and said "son, an Ace dont dye their hair pink, dance a round like its disco night and throw fastballs down the middle of the plate."

Posted by: Mallamutt at March 29, 2018 11:10 PM (/HC6x)

307 >> I couldn't keep it up for 40 years, and neither could you.

You're right, your Grace, but of late, I seem to being having a continuous bout of impure thoughts for some reason, and they do seem continuous.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 11:10 PM (8O3HH)

308 Overwhelmed with jobs + 'a guy.'

Less posting, more reading.


Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2018 11:05 PM

*******

Awesome! I was a bit worried...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 11:11 PM (e9G8E)

309 304; That stars Gary Busey and his teeth, right? Oh, and drums of cocaine.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:11 PM (KP5rU)

310 I like seeing the K9 units deployed. Watching Officer Wuffwuff race like a Hellfire after a perp is awesome. Not to mention the allegedly hardcore perp shriek when the dog catches up to him.
Posted by: exdem13


Those doggies LOVE getting to bite people. It's fun to see how excited they get at the prospect.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

311 306 Not only did the Cubs win but the Cardinals, lead by their "Ace" Carlis Martinez, got whppped. Sorry, but Martinez is more clown show than Ace. You would think that with so many great past pitchers one of them would have pulled Carlos aside and said "son, an Ace dont dye their hair pink, dance a round like its disco night and throw fastballs down the middle of the plate."
Posted by: Mallamutt at March 29, 2018 11:10 PM (/HC6x)


He didn't throw them down the middle of the plate. He was brushing back the on-deck hitter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:12 PM (YqDXo)

312 295
Father, I got you a copy of my notes. Start with the syllabus in the
front.I broke my sins out by type and frequency. Bang on the window when
you want me to move on.

Posted by: redclay at March 29, 2018 11:04 PM (nVN5G)



"Uh, this isn't going to be a lecture. This is going to be a lecture
course. Maybe a major. I dunno. Could be a postgraduate course. I've
got a database here, on a large hard disk (not a euphemism), and could
sort the offenses by date, severity, and frequency, so your call where
we start.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:07 PM (YqDXo)

Electronic! Damn, that would've saved me a lot on the binders and the color coded tabs. On the other hand, thats too easy to search.

Posted by: redclay at March 29, 2018 11:13 PM (nVN5G)

313
OK, you use the Oyster card for the onmibus fare, how much is the fare for an incubus or a succubus?

You just need to sign for the incubus, and bring a straw if you want to take the succubus.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 29, 2018 11:13 PM (GpJcV)

314 >>>doggies LOVE getting to bite people. It's fun to see how excited they get at the prospect.


I know I would feel that way nerdygirl

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2018 11:14 PM (3Pma+)

315 297 A group of us would make up stuff and dare one another to confess it. Our knuckles were often beat red from the nuns who had last say.
Posted by: Smitty27 at March 29, 2018 11:07 PM (2jYpw)


Did any of you have the balls to confess to wanting to pork one of the nuns?

Now THAT would have an interesting confession.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:14 PM (YqDXo)

316 302
What does it mean when you go to confession, say your piece, and the priest tries to stake your heart and set you on fire?



Asking for a friend.

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 29, 2018 11:07 PM (UFLLM)



I was wondering what happens when the priest says, "Fuck you, my
son. You deserve to burn. I mean, like, how many Hail Marys we talking
here?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:10 PM (YqDXo)

I go in and shore up the window. And nail the exit door shut after he goes in. Not perfect, but it slows them down.

Posted by: redclay at March 29, 2018 11:15 PM (nVN5G)

317 Electronic! Damn, that would've saved me a lot on the binders and the color coded tabs. On the other hand, thats too easy to search.
Posted by: redclay at March 29, 2018 11:13 PM (nVN5G)


Would've saved a shitload of binders, too, so you didn't look like a lawyer going into court.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:15 PM (YqDXo)

318 Those doggies LOVE getting to bite people. It's fun to see how excited they get at the prospect.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 11:11 PM (+lVUW)


There was a pet thread or ONT within the last few months that had a video of a training session with a tiny PD puppy - like the size of a largish potato with a tail - and the deputy had to make a big show of getting "taken down" for the puppy's benefit. Not sure I've seen a pupper more thrilled about anything ever.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2018 11:15 PM (y87Qq)

319
After renting out your house to a gay born production, wouldn't you expect to come home to find it looking FABULOUS!!?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 29, 2018 11:10 PM

*******

Only, if by "fabulous", you mean skid marks, used prophylactics and enema bottles everywhere -- then, yes...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 11:15 PM (e9G8E)

320 A group of us would make up stuff and dare one another to confess it. Our knuckles were often beat red from the nuns who had last say.
Posted by: Smitty27 at March 29, 2018 11:07 PM


If you were confessing to the nuns, you were doing it wrong.

If you were confessing the the priest and the nuns found out what you confessed, the priest was way wrong.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 29, 2018 11:16 PM (0V2ki)

321 >>>Now THAT would have an interesting confession.


To a guy who wants to either pork her or a guy
Weird

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2018 11:16 PM (3Pma+)

322 I go in and shore up the window. And nail the exit door shut after he goes in. Not perfect, but it slows them down.
Posted by: redclay at March 29, 2018 11:15 PM (nVN5G)


Genius.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:16 PM (YqDXo)

323 319: So, you rented your house out too?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

324 I didn't watch "Roseann" back then or now, but some of the interest may be nostalgia for pre-Obama America.

But if I wanted to watch a show about a boy in a dress, I'd go over to Harry Reid's house.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 29, 2018 11:17 PM (Ndje9)

325 Just the punchline: ...and the guy says, 'Hell! I'm telling EVERYONE! '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 29, 2018 11:18 PM (fA1SL)

326 Deepest congratulations to your son and you, LASue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2018 11:18 PM (uEIFR)

327 319
After renting out your house to a gay born production, wouldn't you expect to come home to find it looking FABULOUS!!?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 29, 2018 11:10 PM

*******

Only, if by "fabulous", you mean skid marks, used prophylactics and enema bottles everywhere -- then, yes...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

So Will and Grace wasn't a documentary?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 29, 2018 11:18 PM (GpJcV)

328 You're right, your Grace, but of late, I seem to
being having a continuous bout of impure thoughts for some reason, and
they do seem continuous.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 11:10 PM (8O3HH)

I kind of get that. Like a dog with a bone. He can't leave it alone.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 11:19 PM (cu8/f)

329 309 304; That stars Gary Busey and his teeth, right? Oh, and drums of cocaine.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:11 PM (KP5rU)

Busey's teeth should have got second billing.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 29, 2018 11:19 PM (rJUlF)

330 191 Son is officially out of the army as of today He is a true hero and I cant wait to have him home. Im on cloud nine.
Posted by: LASue at March 29, 2018 10:39 PM (Z48ZB)

I know exactly how you feel. So happy for you!

Posted by: Marinemom at March 29, 2018 11:19 PM (ep6ak)

331 A group of us would make up stuff and dare one another to confess it. Our knuckles were often beat red from the nuns who had last say.
Posted by: Smitty27 at March 29, 2018 11:07 PM


"OK, Father, I've fantasized about bending Sister Mary Magdalene over the altar rail and then ..."

"That's it, you little heathen! Say five million 'Hail Marys!'

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:20 PM (YqDXo)

332 >>>>The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Play Ball!"



Ha
Dinner's served

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2018 11:20 PM (3Pma+)

333 I like this duet

http://bit.ly/2E5TJem

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 10:59 PM (yQpMk)


========

I love that. It ties Gary Jules for the best version of Mad World. Amazing how the original creators couldn't figure out the best way of implementing their idea.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2018 11:20 PM (/qEW2)

334 Started about the same time as the other marches into the institutions began as well. Funny, that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------

During the 70's the seminaries became breeding grounds. It is an ugly fact, but fact it is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2018 11:21 PM (58eZn)

335 Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2018 11:05 PM

shibumi! I've been thinking about you.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 11:21 PM (cu8/f)

336 276, Jay, I'm from the tropics so if the ocean is less than 80 degrees, I'm cold. Lol.

Posted by: IC at March 29, 2018 11:21 PM (gcme+)

337 Oh, the new troll meme - Rosanne ain't a thing!!! Don't you thuggglickkkkans watch it or I'll mention Ronny Raygunz!!!!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2018 11:22 PM (aPsQQ)

338 The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Play Ball!"

Ha
Dinner's served
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-------

The call to prayer. Oh, you said 'English'.

Posted by: Barky at March 29, 2018 11:22 PM (58eZn)

339 Tommy goes into a confessional box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest says, "is that you Tommy?"

"Yes Father, it is I."

"Who was the woman you were with?"

"I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation."

The priest asks, "Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "No, Father."

"Was it Fiona MacDonald?" "No, Father."

"Was it Ann Brown?" "No, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest says, "I admire your perseverance, but you must atone for your sins. Your penance is five Our Fathers and Four Hail Marys."

Tommy goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks "what happened?" Tommy replies,

"I got five Our Fathers, Four Hail Marys, and Three Good Leads."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 29, 2018 11:23 PM (yQpMk)

340 Gary Busey's teeth were exquisitely portrayed by Brian Dennehy.

Busey came on stage with Springsteen for a few songs when the Buddy Holly movie came out. I saw it at the Spectrum in '78, and not in the meme sense. I was surprised that Busey had legit good chops.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2018 11:23 PM (fuK7c)

341 I went to a Jesuit College. Didn't think about it too much at the time but the tolerance "and look the other way" they did was disgraceful. Lame, lame chicks too.

Posted by: The Gimp at March 29, 2018 11:24 PM (jdWK0)

342 I love that. It ties Gary Jules for the best version of Mad World. Amazing how the original creators couldn't figure out the best way of implementing their idea.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2018 11:20 PM (/qEW2)

I would give my left...pinky...to be able to sing as well as Puddles.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 29, 2018 11:24 PM (rJUlF)

343 336 276, Jay, I'm from the tropics so if the ocean is less than 80 degrees, I'm cold. Lol.
Posted by: IC at March 29, 2018 11:21 PM (gcme+)


Not if you're swimming around. At 80 degrees, you overheat quickly if you're swimming vigorously. I used to skin dive and body surf a lot when I lived in Hawaii, and 70ish degrees is perfect. No need for a wet suit, but you don't overheat either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:25 PM (YqDXo)

344 I would give my left...pinky...to be able to sing as well as Puddles.


How tall is that clown? He seems enormous.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 11:25 PM (yQpMk)

345 >>"OK, Father, I've fantasized about bending Sister
>> "Mary Magdalene over the altar rail and then ..."

Thus explains the origin of nun fetishes and nun porn.

I've never gotten that, but I guess if I'd been in Catholic school around puberty, well, maybe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 11:26 PM (8O3HH)

346 See the IAF flew some F-35's in Iranian airspace, I think it was Iran. There were never picked up by any radar. Are the Israelis' shaking those things down for us? Thought it was curious.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:26 PM (KP5rU)

347 The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Play Ball!"

"Open bar?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:26 PM (YqDXo)

348 Father, I got you a copy of my notes. Start with the syllabus in the

front.I broke my sins out by type and frequency. Bang on the window when

you want me to move on.


Posted by: redclay at March 29, 2018 11:04 PM (nVN5G)


"Father, I'm just going to slip this thumb drive under the screen. There's a word file and some .jpgs, and some links there for illustrations."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 11:26 PM (cu8/f)

349 How tall is that clown? He seems enormous.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 11:25 PM (yQpMk)

He's 6'8". Same height as my son-in-law.


Hmmm. I've never seen him and Puddles together...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 29, 2018 11:27 PM (rJUlF)

350 Off old sock.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 29, 2018 11:27 PM (KCgrJ)

351 I know exactly how you feel. So happy for you!
Posted by: Marinemom
---------------

I've often wondered how my widowed mother felt when I marched off to war.

Posted by: I miss you mom at March 29, 2018 11:27 PM (Cmp0w)

352 Teh gurgles says Puddles is 6'8"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 11:27 PM (e9G8E)

353 Thus explains the origin of nun fetishes and nun porn.

I've never gotten that, but I guess if I'd been in Catholic school around puberty, well, maybe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2018 11:26 PM (8O3HH)


Me either. I was kidding about something that would outrage a priest.

You know me: deadly earnest at all times, with no trace of iconoclasm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:27 PM (YqDXo)

354 Miley!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:28 PM (KP5rU)

355 Gary Busey's teeth were exquisitely portrayed by Brian Dennehy Mister Ed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:29 PM (YqDXo)

356 Lutherans have confession. I imagine it's a useful practice for sanctification. But strictly speaking it would not be necessary for salvation. There is nothing you can do to contribute to your own salvation and to think otherwise is vanity. Hebrews teaches that repetition is a sign of a pathetic religion - doing the same thing over and over again to arrive at the same starting point.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2018 11:30 PM (/qEW2)

357 Chavez!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 11:31 PM (cu8/f)

358 An older friend of mine has a hilarious story from his altar boy days. One Sunday, the priest had the altar boys load up the censer with incense. They didn't tighten the cap, so when the priest began swinging it during the ritual, the red-hot blocks of incense came flying out, setting a rug on fire. The old ladies in the front-row were screaming like banshees as the priest was stomping out the burning embers. I laugh my ass off every time he tells me this story.


Posted by: Fortunato at March 29, 2018 11:31 PM (h1qtI)

359 Here's where Puddles Pity Party made his first appearance on America's Got Talent last fall. Simon Cowell, who you know does not give praise lightly, said Puddles was "fantastically brilliant".

https://youtu.be/MNtR15afJZE

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 29, 2018 11:32 PM (wSC8T)

360 Hebrews teaches that repetition is a sign of a pathetic religion - doing the same thing over and over again to arrive at the same starting point.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at




.... Did someone order the Deep Fried Religious Debate? Anyone? Anyone?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2018 11:33 PM (aPsQQ)

361 355; That that was Maria Shriver?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

362 Here's Sean Penn's magnum opus, Casualties of War.

https://youtu.be/zpl1VFLanEk

His famous line, "You Derp de Derpy derrrrrr!" will haunt me forever.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2018 11:33 PM (rnAwa)

363 .... Did someone order the Deep Fried Religious Debate? Anyone? Anyone?


Does it come with croutons?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 11:34 PM (yQpMk)

364 Prayers for you Jewells and congrats to you LAsue.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 29, 2018 11:34 PM (nWc4E)

365 360: Sure as fuck wasn't me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:34 PM (KP5rU)

366 My brother was in high school during the classic rock and roll era of Buddy Holly, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Chuck Berry.
I still love that music.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 11:34 PM (+lVUW)

367 95 56 Sadly, it appears my beloved Cardinals are going to have sucky pitching again this year. I only caught the end of it this afternoon, but the broadcasters were referring to our pitching efforts as the "Walk-A-Thon."

*sigh*
Posted by: T at March 29, 2018 10:09 PM (Vgw1E)

Carlos Martinez couldn't find the plate with binoculars.

Now, I've been there, and it's early in the season, but ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 10:16 PM (YqDXo)


My diagnosis: Martinez was amped to the eyeballs, because he was overthrowing everything, trying to strike everybody out.

Fortunately, I don't know anyone who's ever done that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:35 PM (YqDXo)

368 Does it come with croutons?
Posted by: Grump928(C)


No, just the shit-caked walls afterwards.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2018 11:35 PM (aPsQQ)

369 Awesome! I was a bit worried...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 11:11 PM

shibumi! I've been thinking about you.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 11:21 PM
--

Aawww... {{{hugs}}}

You guys are awesome.

Actually, things are really great actually. Guy and I are quite compatible and we agree on amazing number of things. Which is... odd. But certainly not unwelcome.

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2018 11:35 PM (9oJYp)

370 Astros 4-1 over the Rangers. Lead-off homer by George Springer, the 2017 World Series MVP. Six scoreless innings by Verlander for the win.

Not bad.

Posted by: Gref at March 29, 2018 11:35 PM (AMIL/)

371 Does it come with croutons?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 29, 2018 11:34 PM (yQpMk)


Not with Passover starting tomorrow ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2018 11:36 PM (8gDQu)

372 Croutons sounds like a Doctor Who villain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2018 11:36 PM (IqV8l)

373 My brother was in high school during the classic rock and roll era of Buddy Holly, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Chuck Berry.
I still love that music.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2018 11:34 PM (+lVUW)

That's the stuff my dad sang in his cover band when I was a kid. My mom introduced me to R&B and the Motown sound.

And I ended up...in radio. Because most radio DJs are frustrated musicians anyhow.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 29, 2018 11:36 PM (rJUlF)

374 Puddles never speaks in his act, nor in interviews...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 11:37 PM (e9G8E)

375 360 Hebrews teaches that repetition is a sign of a pathetic religion - doing the same thing over and over again to arrive at the same starting point.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at



.... Did someone order the Deep Fried Religious Debate? Anyone? Anyone?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2018 11:33 PM (aPsQQ)


Right after the 2 for 1 kidney command

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2018 11:44 PM (3Pma+)

376

Is kidney pie Kosher?

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 29, 2018 11:44 PM (UFLLM)

377 Yeah, Zettai, he lets his singing speak for him. And it is amazing!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 29, 2018 11:44 PM (wSC8T)

378 Am I the only White Sox fan amongst the horde?

Chi-Sox by a touchdown over the KC Royals

14-7

Posted by: seamrog at March 29, 2018 11:45 PM (q0ukP)

379 Sooooo Andrew McCabe lied not once, not twice, not 3 times BUT 4 TIMES. once to fellow liar & Criminal James Comey once to the Office of Personal Responsibilty & twice to DOJ-OIG Michael Horowitz

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 29, 2018 11:45 PM (y3aQB)

380 My brother was in high school during the classic rock and roll era of Buddy Holly, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Chuck Berry.
I still love that music.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March




hard to believe that back when people were chiseling their lessons into stone tablets they had electric guitars.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

381 Pope Francis is a heretic. So is that freak from the Holy Cross. The Bible is replete from warnings about what will happen to them on Judgement Day, and it ain't gonna be pretty.

But let Berlioz give the score: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBudjp2QINw

Day of wrath
that day
Earth will be in ashes:
As David and Sybil witness.
How great the tremors will be
When the judge comes
To examine everything strictly!

Posted by: Beverly at March 29, 2018 11:46 PM (SBMUk)

382 Have a blessed Good Friday, all.

Posted by: Beverly at March 29, 2018 11:47 PM (SBMUk)

383 Blackhawks had to sign a goalie off the street tonight. And he won. Against one of the better teams in league.

Very cool.

https://tinyurl.com/yb43bo3v

Posted by: The Gimp at March 29, 2018 11:47 PM (jdWK0)

384 Both of my kidneys produce lots of stones and I've got years of scarring in my ureters to tell the tale. Still want one?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 29, 2018 11:48 PM (toi7g)

385 well, the pope was apparently upset at being outdone on the outrage meter so he has gone and decleared there is no hell. go pope!




popes are stupid, especially as a concept.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2018 11:48 PM (MTjB1)

386 360 Hebrews teaches that repetition is a sign of a pathetic religion - doing the same thing over and over again to arrive at the same starting point.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


So ... "next year in Jerusalem" was a one-off?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2018 11:48 PM (YqDXo)

387 In 'The Alto Wore Tweed', the censer-swinger of the local Episcopal church is an enthusiast, and has attended censer swinging contests. One Sunday, he manages to knock the wig off of a lady sitting at the end of a pew. Amusing book, a mystery:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybvnkgxz

Posted by: I miss you mom at March 29, 2018 11:48 PM (ZM6hc)

388 At 346. Chavez

Watch the Rooskies decide to offer the mullahs an upgrade to the SA300.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2018 11:49 PM (4eFZ0)

389 Wow, the Puddles Pity Party is pretty darn good.

Thanks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2018 11:49 PM (xJa6I)

390 Wow, the Puddles Pity Party is pretty darn good.

Thanks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2018 11:49 PM (xJa6I)

My favorites are his covers of "Space Oddity" and "Life On Mars".

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 29, 2018 11:51 PM (rJUlF)

391 !>>>389 Wow, the Puddles Pity Party is pretty darn good.


Never heard of the guy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2018 11:51 PM (3Pma+)

392 Mariners up 2 to 0 in the 6th and are now mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2018 11:52 PM (4eFZ0)

393 388: Probably. Won't matter much, though. Israeli jet jockeys know their pilot shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:52 PM (KP5rU)

394 Plaster fell from the ceiling of the Vatican today.
The day Pope said the no hell thing.
Lightning struck the Vatican on the night after this Pope was elected.
Twice.

Posted by: navybrat at March 29, 2018 11:52 PM (w7KSn)

395 I simply want the sale of indulgences reinstated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2018 11:53 PM (OnpLR)

396 Never heard of the guy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2018 11:51 PM

*******

Hah!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 29, 2018 11:53 PM (e9G8E)

397 hard to believe that back when people were chiseling their lessons into stone tablets they had electric guitars.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)


Not really. On the 8th day god created Gibson guitars.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 29, 2018 11:53 PM (aMlLZ)

398 My favorites are his covers of "Space Oddity" and "Life On Mars".
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 29, 2018 11:51 PM (rJUlF)


Pinball Prison Blues:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfPwtUTP4k

Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2018 11:54 PM (y87Qq)

399 Not really. On the 8th day god created Gibson guitars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)

400 12 The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Play Ball!"

Posted by: grammie winger - PLAY BALL! at March 29, 2018 10:00 PM (lwiT4)

~~~~~~

I'm rather fond of, "You're really cute and I'm really horny. Let's go back to your place."

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 29, 2018 11:54 PM (QMwOT)

401 God is Good. God is Great.
Thank Him for what's on our plate.
Hoist your Bible, don't be late
for the
Deep Fried Religious Debate!

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, heavens! at March 29, 2018 11:54 PM (UWStq)

402 Not really. On the 8th day god created Gibson guitars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March




should double check that with the pope. he may be saying the creation thing did not happen.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

403 Have a blessed Good Friday and a Joyous Easter All!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 29, 2018 11:56 PM (QMwOT)

404 Pinball Prison Blues:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfPwtUTP4k

Man, I can't believe I forgot that one! Great stuff.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 29, 2018 11:56 PM (rJUlF)

405 so have their been any revisions to Easter by the pope?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2018 11:56 PM (MTjB1)

406 This Francis guy is a clown show. My apologies to all Catholic morons.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:56 PM (KP5rU)

407 390 Wow, the Puddles Pity Party is pretty darn good.

Thanks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2018 11:49 PM (xJa6I)

My favorites are his covers of "Space Oddity" and "Life On Mars".
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 29, 2018 11:51 PM (rJUlF)

Got to check that out. Classic Bowie just about kills me as is.

Oh and the Brit TV show 'Life on Mars' is not without its charms.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2018 11:57 PM (xJa6I)

408 Actually, things are really great actually. Guy and I
are quite compatible and we agree on amazing number of things. Which
is... odd. But certainly not unwelcome.


Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2018 11:35 PM (9oJYp)

Maybe I'm psychic then
Do you still monitor 4chan?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2018 11:57 PM (cu8/f)

409 405: Yes, the Easter Bunny was the one who really rose from the dead. That's why we have the Tooth Fairy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2018 11:58 PM (KP5rU)

410 Damn!
Until now I did not know Terrance Mann was in Hunt For Red October.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2018 11:58 PM (4eFZ0)

411 This Francis guy is a clown show. My apologies to all Catholic morons.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March




you shouldn't apologize for that. they have to own this clusterfuck. someone should have done something when the coup that overthrew Benedict happened. then they can get down to squaring the circle of all the dumbshit that is being done in their name.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2018 11:58 PM (MTjB1)

412
This Francis guy is a clown show.

Freaky Frankie Party

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2018 11:59 PM (IqV8l)

413 'Tripe' isn't the right word. 'Bullshit' isn't the word. Maybe 'blathering bullshit' ?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2018 10:07 PM (AI/Vm)

Word lutefisk?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2018 11:59 PM (Dbv1R)

414 Chavez.
Yeah. The Israelis like them some SAM shit.
Still. I thought that was an interesting release.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2018 12:01 AM (4eFZ0)

415 MisHum, he's a sad clown who sings sad songs extraordinarily well. I'll repost this link, his rendition of Cheap Trick's I Want You To Want Me...
https://youtu.be/MNtR15afJZE

And here he is singing Simon ampersand Garfunkel's The Sound of Silence...
https://youtu.be/U3RXf0E_Vuw

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:01 AM (wSC8T)

416 literary chitterlins.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2018 12:01 AM (2K6fY)

417 Hi everyone. I wonder if anyone has any advice on sinus infections? That's what I think I have. A splitting headache that I can somewhat tame with ibuprofen. This after a long (3 weeks) bout with a cold.

If your advice is "See a doctor and get a prescription for an anti-biotic," I can afford neither of those. But thank you anyway.

I can also tell you that watching clips of the old "X-Men" cartoon on YouTube doesn't seem to help.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2018 12:02 AM (l9m7l)

418 This Francis guy is a clown show. My apologies to all Catholic morons.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March


Francis ~ Catholicism as Obama ~ Americanism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:03 AM (YqDXo)

419 Don't mind me, just checking if the hash changed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 30, 2018 12:03 AM (IcT7t)

420 Puddles covers "Life On Mars"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltIg2FeNfpc

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 30, 2018 12:03 AM (rJUlF)

421 Garlic.
Eat lots of it.
Raw cloves, even.

Posted by: navybrat at March 30, 2018 12:04 AM (w7KSn)

422 As I said earlier today, if we're gonna have an
AntiPope, why couldn't we have a cool one who was a pirate, libertine,
general and lawyer like AntiPope John XXIII? Instead we get AntiPope
HippyHippyShake the First.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2018 10:17 PM (eXA4G)

Maybe Francis could be succeeded by Vice-Pope Eric.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 12:04 AM (Dbv1R)

423
415 MisHum, he's a sad clown who sings sad songs extraordinarily well. I'll repost this link, his rendition of Cheap Trick's I Want You To Want Me...
https://youtu.be/MNtR15afJZE

And here he is singing Simon ampersand Garfunkel's The Sound of Silence...
https://youtu.be/U3RXf0E_Vuw


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:01 AM (wSC8T)



Pretty sure MisHum is the one that links him a lot on the ONT. In other words he's fuckin' with ya.

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2018 12:05 AM (cAnNx)

424 The Disturbed version of Sound of Silence is the way that song needed to be sung. S and G got it wrong.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2018 12:06 AM (4eFZ0)

425 The Vatican today issued a clarification of the Pope's remarks about the pits of perpetual perdition.

Seems that the Holy Father's remark was incorrectly overheard, mistranslated, misreported, and the report was riddled with typos and spellcheck errors. Furthermore, the Holy Father ran out of gas! had a flat tire! didn't have enough money for cab fare! His mitre hat didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole the Popemobile! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - got the blues, brother! at March 30, 2018 12:06 AM (UWStq)

426 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:01 AM (wSC8T)

That's funny, he resembles the clown I've been playing for the past 6 months

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2018 12:06 AM (3Pma+)

427 Oh, I wasn't aware of that Buzz! Content, comments, you know how it is. Thanks for pointing that out!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:07 AM (wSC8T)

428 Somebody here told me Otis Sistrunk went to the University of Mars. What about his brother, Manny? Could he make the grades for Neptune?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 12:08 AM (KP5rU)

429 Beckoning chasm, you may eventually need to get antibiotics, but some antihistamine to clear up the sinuses and fluticosone propionate spray is OTC now, and it seems to work well.

Don't get the fluticosone on your septum or you may wind up with icky irritated spots that are irritating, that is the one bad side effect, make sure you get that spray nozzle waaaaay up there to spritz.




Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2018 12:08 AM (2K6fY)

430 So today I got a deal from the cable company, double my interweb speed and five bucks off per month for the next two years. Can't wait to see what the catch is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 30, 2018 12:08 AM (IcT7t)

431 Hi everyone. I wonder if anyone has any advice on
sinus infections? That's what I think I have. A splitting headache
that I can somewhat tame with ibuprofen. This after a long (3 weeks)
bout with a cold.



If your advice is "See a doctor and get a prescription for an
anti-biotic," I can afford neither of those. But thank you anyway.



I can also tell you that watching clips of the old "X-Men" cartoon on YouTube doesn't seem to help.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm
..........
Ibuprofen does absolutely nothing for my sinus headaches..

And sinus headaches are all up front.. like your eyes are going to pop out.. if it is in your head generally, it isn't sinus, in my experience.

For temporary relief, I stand in front of a boiling tea kettle with a towel over my head, breathing in the steam.. it is very temporary though.

Some people swear by netty pots.. where you pour warm saline water through one nose and it drips out the other.. never tried it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2018 12:08 AM (5tSKk)

432 so, how similar is this statement by the pope to the situation where they deliberately misrepresented Benedict's letter on the book release then promoted the guy responsible?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:08 AM (MTjB1)

433 So in honor of Puddles, some deep thoughts.

On Christianity: No leader, no Pope can get between you and Jesus. Religion is crap. Your relationship with Jesus is all that matters. Everything else is bureaucracy. That doesn't mean you don't go to church, it is the support and communication system for life in occupied territory.

On sex: Sex is a tool, not a destination. It is a means of showing someone what you feel about them. It's very, very, very easy to get hung up on the act, especially for guys. But sex isn't the goal, orgasm isn't the goal. Love is the goal.

On drugs: Nyquil and antihistamines make me feel floaty. YMMV.

Love you all, morons and princesses alike. Have a good Easter or at least a good weekend.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 30, 2018 12:08 AM (xJa6I)

434 I'll step into this mire of a religious debate.

Know why Italians don't like Jehovah's Witnesses?

*godfather voice*

Cause Italians don't like any witnesses!


Thus endeth the lesson.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2018 12:08 AM (QzJWU)

435 So today I got a deal from the cable company, double my interweb speed and five bucks off per month for the next two years. Can't wait to see what the catch is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March




no porn

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:09 AM (MTjB1)

436 Hi everyone. I wonder if anyone has any advice on sinus infections? That's what I think I have. A splitting headache that I can somewhat tame with ibuprofen. This after a long (3 weeks) bout with a cold.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2018 12:02

My wife has a lot more sinus issues than I, what really helps her is the generic for Sudafed, 12 hr. Of course if it's an infection navybrat's garlic idea might help too.

Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2018 12:09 AM (yJ1e6)

437 Maybe I'm psychic then
Do you still monitor 4chan?


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
--

I've been doing less than 4Chan, mostly because there's nothing really that interesting going on there. At least at the moment.

Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2018 12:09 AM (9oJYp)

438 Hi everyone. I wonder if anyone has any advice on
sinus infections? That's what I think I have. A splitting headache
that I can somewhat tame with ibuprofen. This after a long (3 weeks)
bout with a cold.



If your advice is "See a doctor and get a prescription for an
anti-biotic," I can afford neither of those. But thank you anyway.



I can also tell you that watching clips of the old "X-Men" cartoon on YouTube doesn't seem to help.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm




kill it with fire.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:09 AM (MTjB1)

439 ...I can also tell you that watching clips of the old "X-Men" cartoon on YouTube doesn't seem to help.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


Marx Brothers movies. Hearty laughter for health!

Posted by: mindful webworker - cure-all fer sure, all at March 30, 2018 12:09 AM (UWStq)

440 430; Buy lube by the barrel. It's going to get ugly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 12:10 AM (KP5rU)

441 *Related: Trump sends a letter to a little boy with a dying father
His father needs a kidney. *

Late to the ONT so apologies if this is a repeat.

Many here have said that the Tea Party was "us asking nicely" and that Trump is "us asking not so nicely".

I agree.

And further postulate that Trump is "Us exerting us."

We look after those who cannot look after themselves.

And we are losing patience with those who look to take advantage of our kindness.

God Bless this family.

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 12:10 AM (lADRM)

442 424 The Disturbed version of Sound of Silence is the way that song needed to be sung. S and G got it wrong.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2018 12:06 AM (4eFZ0)

It is a very good cover.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2018 12:10 AM (uEIFR)

443 Hi everyone. I wonder if anyone has any advice on
sinus infections? That's what I think I have. A splitting headache
that I can somewhat tame with ibuprofen. This after a long (3 weeks)
bout with a cold.



If your advice is "See a doctor and get a prescription for an
anti-biotic," I can afford neither of those. But thank you anyway.



I can also tell you that watching clips of the old "X-Men" cartoon on YouTube doesn't seem to help.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm



Have you considered switching your prescription to Batman The Animated Series?

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2018 12:11 AM (cAnNx)

444 Hi everyone. I wonder if anyone has any advice on sinus infections? That's what I think I have. A splitting headache that I can somewhat tame with ibuprofen. This after a long (3 weeks) bout with a cold.

If your advice is "See a doctor and get a prescription for an anti-biotic," I can afford neither of those. But thank you anyway.


Rob a bank, then see a doctor and get a prescription.

I've been battling a sinus infection (deviated septum; play sports, they're good for you, coupled with allergies) for the last month (literally), most of which I've spent in bed (doctor's orders).

I just completed my fourth round of antibiotics, and starting to feel better, will attend baseball practice tomorrow to see if 1) I really am over it, or 2) the fucking thing flares up yet again when I exert myself. This after a month laid up, sleeping as much as possible, taking antibiotics, and doing nasal irrigations several times a day.

A cold does not last three weeks. A sinus infection does. Three weeks, or three months, if left untreated.

Srlsly, if you can't afford it, let me know, and I will endeavor to help. Sinus infections suck big time, much like strep infections, and are very tough to shake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:11 AM (YqDXo)

445 MisHum, the late great Buzzion already let that cat out of the bag. I know you're just messing with me now.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:11 AM (wSC8T)

446 no porn

I've got certain pictures from here bookmarked, so none needed anymore.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 30, 2018 12:13 AM (IcT7t)

447 Mark Andrew Edward: ...But sex isn't the goal, orgasm isn't the goal. Love is the goal....

And, occasionally, offspring.

Posted by: mindful webworker - father of three at March 30, 2018 12:14 AM (UWStq)

448 Sinuses.

Scotch.

Moar scotch.

Netty pot.

Tylenol.

Moar scotch.

I am not kidding.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2018 12:14 AM (4eFZ0)

449 BeckoningChasm,

Nature's Life Garlic and Parsley Oil softgels

I take 2-3 softgels 2-3 times a day. Garlic is a blood-thinner, so if I develop nosebleeds, I take a vitamin K supplement once per day.

I have not had to use antibiotics once for ear or sinus infections after discovering this stuff. It also clears up acne.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 30, 2018 12:14 AM (/A+Cl)

450 417 Hi everyone. I wonder if anyone has any advice on sinus infections? That's what I think I have. A splitting headache that I can somewhat tame with ibuprofen. This after a long (3 weeks) bout with a cold.

>>>

Get a NeilMed Sinus Flush Kit and do the flush two or three times a day, followed by Afrin nasal spray. That's what my doc told me. He also said current evidence is that not all sinus infections can be battled with anti-biotics anyway. In my experience the above plan works, buy it will take a week or more. And be sure to follow the Afrin instructions about maximum number of days to use it. I hope quickly get over what you've got.

Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2018 12:15 AM (AMIL/)

451 * The Vatican today issued a clarification of the Pope's remarks about the pits of perpetual perdition.

Seems that the Holy Father's remark was incorrectly overheard, mistranslated, misreported, and the report was riddled with typos and spellcheck errors. Furthermore, the Holy Father ran out of gas! had a flat tire! didn't have enough money for cab fare! His mitre hat didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole the Popemobile! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - got the blues, brother! at March 30, 2018 12:06 AM (UWStq)*

So, the Holy Father's l8fe has been a living Hell since he said there is no Hell.

Who coulda seen that coming?

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 12:15 AM (lADRM)

452 BeckoningChasm



BTW.. antibiotics can be cheaper than any over the counter meds.. If you can afford to see a PA/Nurse Practitioner at Wal-Mart/CVS/Walgreens, they can prescribe them.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2018 12:15 AM (5tSKk)

453 Yikes! Just checked the views of Disturbed, 'Sound of Silence'

355,309,410 views

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 12:16 AM (OnpLR)

454 448 Sinuses.

Scotch.

Moar scotch.

Netty pot.

Tylenol.

Moar scotch.

I am not kidding.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2018 12:14 AM (4eFZ0)


Thanks for summarizing week #1 for me. Also weeks #2-4, with antibiotics added in, plus sleeping 12 hours a day. The damned things are tough to shake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:16 AM (YqDXo)

455 Jim: Cause Italians don't like any witnesses!

HA!

(Jots down to tell someone so I seem amusing when I'm actually dull as dust.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - witlessly at March 30, 2018 12:16 AM (UWStq)

456 The Disturbed version of Sound of Silence is the way that song needed to be sung. S and G got it wrong.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2018 12:06 AM (4eFZ0)



Though I largely concur, I admit also, there is room for both.

The latter would not exist if not for the former. And as a product of it's time, it was for then, perfect.

As is now, the version by Disturbed.

Which is best enjoyed, ironically enough, on a vintage "Silver Face" audio system, impeccably serviced and maintained, of at least 100 watts per channel RMS, feeding into speakers suitable both to the system itself, and the room in which they are to be placed.

As illustrated:

https://tinyurl.com/y9b8jgg8



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2018 12:17 AM (QzJWU)

457 445 MisHum, the late great Buzzion already let that cat out of the bag. I know you're just messing with me now.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:11 AM (wSC8T)



His Lorde covers with Postmodern Jukebox are pretty good.

https://youtu.be/1HtrbMy4mU4

https://youtu.be/VBmCJEehYtU


What I loved about the America's Got Talent performance is that you can let a good chunk of the audience knew who he was because he gets some cheers just coming onto stage.

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2018 12:17 AM (cAnNx)

458 Also for sinus infection, I've found that keeping the mucous loose with guaifenesin (Mucinex) helps the infection drain.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 30, 2018 12:18 AM (/A+Cl)

459 Get a NeilMed Sinus Flush Kit and do the flush two or three times a day,
---------------

Without fail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 12:18 AM (ir1+X)

460 BTW.. antibiotics can be cheaper than any over the counter meds.. If you can afford to see a PA/Nurse Practitioner at Wal-Mart/CVS/Walgreens, they can prescribe them.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2018 12:15 AM (5tSKk)]/i]

First line treatment is azithromycin (which usually works for me), and after that amoxicillin/clavunalic acid. Has that worked? Check back with me Saturday.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:18 AM (YqDXo)

461 Sigh. There's something about Holy Week that brings out the Christ-haters, the Church-bashers and the 10 cent theologians. Of course, our Lord told us to expect it.

As for anti-Dope Frankie ---- spit

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at March 30, 2018 12:19 AM (QU+qf)

462 On sex: Sex is a tool, not a destination. It is a means of showing someone what you feel about them. It's very, very, very easy to get hung up on the act, especially for guys. But sex isn't the goal, orgasm isn't the goal. Love is the goal.

Love is fleeting and cruel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:19 AM (NWiLs)

463
Semi-Automatic electric neti pot

https://www.navage.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2018 12:19 AM (IqV8l)

464 Let's watch the baseball match. The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron.

Posted by: Apu at March 30, 2018 12:20 AM (2NqXo)

465 20 Big Jag -- My sympathies. Back before the NFL turned into the Stupid League, one of my seasons ended on the first play of the first game when Eli gave up a touch back. That was my entire season.

I've always referred to the Jezzies as "the Church's prize squirrels". They've always tended to be on the cutting edge of terminally crazy. Just a tad bit too clever for their own good. They have a tendency to get so far into the theological weeds that they miss the cliff crumbling under their feet.

Mary Doria Russel wrote a couple speculative fiction books about the Jezzies -- The Sparrow and Children of God. I highly recommend them, but make sure you read them in order. A Jesuit priest who had written a mystery series did a signing at my store, and he swore Russel had nailed the Jesuits in both of those books. Can't get a much better endorsement than that.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 30, 2018 12:20 AM (Urduw)

466 Blanco Basura: no porn

I've got certain pictures from here bookmarked, so none needed anymore.


kbdabear's pix aren't porn. They're... stimulating fine art.

Posted by: mindful webworker - stimulated electrosonically at March 30, 2018 12:20 AM (UWStq)

467 Hey, is that Robyn Adele Anderson singing backup on Sad Clown With the Golden Voice?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:20 AM (wSC8T)

468 Love is fleeting and cruel.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:19 AM (NWiLs)

I am choosing not to believe that. I have no proof.
But pursuing it? Oh yes, oh yes, very cruel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 30, 2018 12:20 AM (xJa6I)

469 First line treatment is azithromycin (which usually works for me), and after that amoxicillin/clavunalic acid. Has that worked? Check back with me Saturday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
----------------

Take a good quality probiotic, you may need it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 12:20 AM (OnpLR)

470 That gay-porn shoot story really resonates. A couple days ago I spent 2 hours closely watching tribbing videos. Ghastly stuff. I'm dreading the prospect of watching these videos again. And again. And again.

Posted by: Prevert at March 30, 2018 12:21 AM (H5knJ)

471 Love is something made up by the candy, flower, greeting card and jewelry industries.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:21 AM (NWiLs)

472 449. I need to clarify. I only take the garlic when I have an infection, not all the time. I catch it early and usually only have to take it for a couple of days. I suppose if the infection is stubborn, it may take a week to ten days of garlic to kick it.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 30, 2018 12:21 AM (/A+Cl)

473 On sex: Sex is a tool, not a destination. It is a means of showing someone what you feel about them. It's very, very, very easy to get hung up on the act, especially for guys. But sex isn't the goal, orgasm isn't the goal. Love is the goal.

Love is fleeting and cruel.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March




or it is entirely possible for guys to get hung up on suggestion is not about having fun and feeling good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:22 AM (MTjB1)

474 459 Get a NeilMed Sinus Flush Kit and do the flush two or three times a day,
---------------

Without fail.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 12:18 AM (ir1+X)


I've been doing that four times a day. For the last month. While taking various antibiotics. And sleeping as much as possible.

Now that has been an especially bad bout, but I've had several dozen sinus infections over the last 30 years. I'm trying to avoid surgery to fix the deviated septum, but reluctantly coming to accept that that may not be possible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:22 AM (YqDXo)

475 NeilMed item correction: I use the Sinus Rinse, not Sinus Flush. It's a squeeze-bottle thing. It's a weird experience the first time you do it, but not painful or uncomfortable. If you do it, make sure the water is not too hot or too cold.

Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2018 12:23 AM (AMIL/)

476 468 Love is fleeting and cruel.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:19 AM (NWiLs)

I am choosing not to believe that. I have no proof.
But pursuing it? Oh yes, oh yes, very cruel.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 30, 2018 12:20 AM (xJa6I)

Which is why I don't bother. It draws you in then destroys you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:23 AM (NWiLs)

477 kbdabear's pix aren't porn. They're... stimulating fine art.

Ohh, that's right, Thursday and ginger time!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 30, 2018 12:23 AM (IcT7t)

478 https://tinyurl.com/y9sd7hgt

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2018 10:52 PM (eMKNe)

You know that entire Web site is satire?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 12:23 AM (Dbv1R)

479 467 Hey, is that Robyn Adele Anderson singing backup on Sad Clown With the Golden Voice?


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:20 AM (wSC8T)



Yeah.

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2018 12:23 AM (cAnNx)

480 463
Semi-Automatic electric neti pot

https://www.navage.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2018 12:19 AM (IqV8l)

I bet it has the thing that goes up. Pistol grip too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2018 12:23 AM (uEIFR)

481 Hi everyone, appreciate all the advice and good wishes. Chi-Town Jerry is spot on, this pain is right behind the eyeballs.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2018 12:24 AM (l9m7l)

482 or it is entirely possible for guys to get hung up on suggestion is not about having fun and feeling good.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:22 AM (MTjB1)

That doesn't make grammatical sense. Did you leave a word out or something?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:24 AM (NWiLs)

483 stormy daniels is looking rough with a capital rough these days.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:24 AM (MTjB1)

484 468 Love is fleeting and cruel.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:19 AM (NWiLs)


From a strictly biological point of view, if it lasts a few minutes, time to transfer the DNA, that's enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:25 AM (YqDXo)

485 'tribbing' videos?

I have a pretty hard and fast rule: If I do not know what the reference is already, I do not want to know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2018 12:25 AM (uEIFR)

486 or it is entirely possible for guys to get hung up on suggestion is not about having fun and feeling good.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:22 AM (MTjB1)

That doesn't make grammatical sense. Did you leave a word out or something?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March




sigh fat fingered.


sex is primarily about fun

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1)

487 >>>orgasm isn't the goal. Love is the goal.


Says the young punk

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2018 12:25 AM (3Pma+)

488 No more EPA MPG requirements for new vehicles. I think I just heard most of Cali just imploded.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 12:25 AM (KP5rU)

489 484 468 Love is fleeting and cruel.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:19 AM (NWiLs)

From a strictly biological point of view, if it lasts a few minutes, time to transfer the DNA, that's enough.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:25 AM (YqDXo)

That is extraordinarily reductionist, but I think you already knew that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:26 AM (NWiLs)

490 481 Hi everyone, appreciate all the advice and good wishes. Chi-Town Jerry is spot on, this pain is right behind the eyeballs.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2018 12:24 AM (l9m7l)


For me, it's underneath one of the cheekbones. Applying a heating pad there helps. A bit. For a while.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:26 AM (YqDXo)

491 ...watching tribbing videos. Ghastly stuff. I'm dreading the prospect of watching these videos again. And again. And again.

Posted by: Prevert at March 30, 2018 12:21 AM

*******

Yes... Dreadful, dreadful stuff, that!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 30, 2018 12:27 AM (e9G8E)

492 Hi everyone. I wonder if anyone has any advice on
sinus infections? That's what I think I have. A splitting headache
that I can somewhat tame with ibuprofen. This after a long (3 weeks)
bout with a cold.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm


I hate to be graphic but I don't know how to word it any other way.
When you blow your nose does it come out yellow? You may have sinusitus. If you do you will need antibiotics to get rid of it.

Posted by: Bill R. at March 30, 2018 12:27 AM (IuYIh)

493 I knew it, Buzz! This, by the way, is her best performance, IMO...

https://youtu.be/Nz-OMn1o22Y

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:28 AM (wSC8T)

494 Love can be fleeting and cruel.

Then I think about Mom and Dad, who held it together, through good times and bad, for 51 years until God took Dad home so he wouldn't suffer with cancer anymore.

Maybe that kind of commitment isn't as common now, but it's possible.

Maybe I'll never experience that in my lifetime, but it's good to know it exists.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 30, 2018 12:28 AM (rJUlF)

495 That is extraordinarily reductionist, but I think you already knew that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:26 AM (NWiLs)


Of course. From a strictly biological perspective, transferring DNA is the prime directive. Everything else is preamble, postscript, or footnote.

Whether I like it or not is beside the point. It is what it is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:29 AM (YqDXo)

496 "Tribbing" -- aka "scissoring"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 30, 2018 12:29 AM (e9G8E)

497 483 stormy daniels is looking rough with a capital rough these days.
Posted by: yankeefifth



Those in the porn industry age poorly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2018 12:29 AM (5aDxI)

498 You know that entire Web site is satire?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Are you sure? Because the next story sounds legit:

ISRAEL: MAN CLAIMING TO BE A TIME TRAVELER TURNS HIMSELF IN FOR THE KILLING OF JESUS CHRIST

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2018 12:29 AM (aPsQQ)

499 Maybe that kind of commitment isn't as common now, but it's possible.

Given the statistics, and my own observations and experiences, I'd say it's rare as hen's teeth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:29 AM (NWiLs)

500 355,309,410 views
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Wow. And now I'll have to add to it!

The current population of the United States of America is 326,166,497 as of Thursday, March 29, 2018, based on the latest United Nations estimates.
-worldometers.info
______

Just for contrast

Total number of views of all of my uploaded YouTube videos combined: 31,209.

(I don't even have enough views per whatever to qualify for YouTube monetization, after recent policy change. So my specifically demonetized for content videos are moot, I guess.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - the opposite of viral at March 30, 2018 12:29 AM (UWStq)

501 Sinus infection-is it bacterial or viral? Itraconazole for viral works well. It is a spray that you can use virtually unlimited as it is not systemic. Mayompioneeredit and it can be hard to come by but ask. Pretty cheap and effective.

Posted by: free tibet at March 30, 2018 12:30 AM (CL76w)

502 o more EPA MPG requirements for new vehicles. I think I just heard most of Cali just imploded.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 12:25 AM (KP5rU)


I swore that if Trump got rid of CAFE standards I would build him a shrine.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2018 12:30 AM (2K6fY)

503 Those in the porn industry age poorly.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March




well, she has to be well into the bottom half of attractiveness.




guessing getting treated the way girls do in porn is not good for them mentally or physically.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

504 No more EPA MPG requirements for new vehicles. I think I just heard most of Cali just imploded.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 12:25 AM (KP5rU)

Do you have a link? Cause this is too good to be true type stuff.

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 12:31 AM (lADRM)

505 guessing getting treated the way girls do in porn is not good for them mentally or physically.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)


Going out on a limb here, but chronic cocaine/ meth use may also be a factor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:32 AM (YqDXo)

506 Do you have a link? Cause this is too good to be true type stuff.
Posted by: tbodie at March




go to Drudge

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:32 AM (MTjB1)

507 218---... I know there were all kinds of reasons throughout history to join the church.. I'm talking about the 60's 70's.. no reason to join except for dedication to God and/or wanting to escape the real world.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2018 10:44 PM (5tSKk)
---------------------------------------
What is this "real" world you speak of?
In what respect would a parish priest's world be less "real" than that of, say, a doctor or a plumber?

And even if you are talking about a sequestered monk, can you say with certainty that the contemplative life is less "real" than that of a stock-broker?

Of course, if you stipulate from the outset that God does not exist, I can see your point, at least as far as the monk goes. But still,.......
Is a peanut butter sandwich more real than a poem?
Is Ichiro Suzuki more real than Chief Wahoo?

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 30, 2018 12:32 AM (0jtPF)

508 Going out on a limb here, but chronic cocaine/ meth use may also be a factor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March




well cocaine is one thing but meth is a whole 'nother level of terrible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:33 AM (MTjB1)

509 The Disturbed version of Sound of Silence is the way that song needed to be sung. S and G got it wrong.

Posted by: Diogenes
------------

Well, since Paul Simon wrote it, I suppose he did it as he wished it to be done. One can enjoy a cover of course, but without the original, it doesn't exist.

I tend to vicariously resent popular covers, as they tend overshadow the real artist's effort.

There are LOTS of examples. Often covers become popular because they get a lot of airplay on account the artist involved, and thus emerge as most people's favorites.

Example: I prefer Dolly's 'I Will Always Love You', but Huston's got the popular nod as a consequence of exposure.

I much prefer Emmylou Harris's 'Pancho and Lefty' to Willies's version, but 'Willie!'. So much for that. In that case, of course, Townes Van Zandt probably didn't mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 12:34 AM (dzxr0)

510 Eleanor: ...There's something about Holy Week that brings out the Christ-haters, the Church-bashers and the 10 cent theologians....

I think, just maybe, they get a wee tad frustrated by the greatest-ever demonstration of God's assurance of eternal life. Doesn't fit the narrative.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here and win! at March 30, 2018 12:34 AM (UWStq)

511 I swore that if Trump got rid of CAFE standards I would build him a shrine.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2018 12:30 AM

*******

You've not got one already?


Burn the heretic!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 30, 2018 12:34 AM (e9G8E)

512 This Francis guy is a clown show. My apologies to all Catholic morons.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March






--


you shouldn't apologize for that. they have to own this
clusterfuck. someone should have done something when the coup that
overthrew Benedict happened. then they can get down to squaring the
circle of all the dumbshit that is being done in their name.
--
As a (virtually) non-practicing Catholic....what were "we" supposed to do? It's not like we can primary Frankie in the next few years, or get him impeached. .

Posted by: Fortunato at March 30, 2018 12:34 AM (h1qtI)

513 *You know that entire Web site is satire?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Are you sure? Because the next story sounds legit:

ISRAEL: MAN CLAIMING TO BE A TIME TRAVELER TURNS HIMSELF IN FOR THE KILLING OF JESUS CHRIST
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2018 12:29 AM (aPsQQJYou know that entire Web site is satire? *

Dammit.

Someone stole Ace's time machine and is trying to frame him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Are you sure? Because the next story sounds legit:

ISRAEL: MAN CLAIMING TO BE A TIME TRAVELER TURNS HIMSELF IN FOR THE KILLING OF JESUS CHRIST
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2018 12:29 AM (aPsQQ

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 12:34 AM (lADRM)

514 The average porn starlet's career runs for about three years. It's hard on a lady.

Jenna Jameson had a nine-year career, and she had really extensive plastic surgery to extend her career to that length, to the point where she eventually looked like beef jerky stretched over a Barbie doll.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:35 AM (wSC8T)

515 493 I knew it, Buzz! This, by the way, is her best performance, IMO...

https://youtu.be/Nz-OMn1o22Y


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:28 AM (wSC8T)



Nah, though she definitely has the look of the farmer's daughter you want to sneak into the barn to meet you when your car breaks down and you have to spend the night.

I actually like her more in their cover of the stupid song Wiggle.

https://youtu.be/pDl9SDd1FJY


Or maybe Summer

https://youtu.be/y114dDio52Y

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2018 12:35 AM (cAnNx)

516 Eleanor: ...There's something about Holy Week that brings out the Christ-haters, the Church-bashers and the 10 cent theologians....

I think, just maybe, they get a wee tad frustrated by the greatest-ever demonstration of God's assurance of eternal life. Doesn't fit the narrative.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click here and win! at March




you mean like the pope?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)

517 The average porn starlet's career runs for about three years. It's hard on a lady.

Average NFL player's career: three years.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:36 AM (YqDXo)

518 Time to snore into my pillow. Goodnight, Horde.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 30, 2018 12:36 AM (rJUlF)

519
No more EPA MPG requirements for new vehicles. I think I just heard most of Cali just imploded.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


California will probably double their CAFE standards in response.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2018 12:36 AM (IqV8l)

520 498: Reminds me of an old joke. Murphy went to early mass one Sunday. The priest started his sermon. Murph promptly fell asleep. The priest said"Who killed Jesus Christ?" The priest repeated the question with extreme volumn. Murph was startled awake and yelled, "It was the fuckin night shift!"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 12:36 AM (KP5rU)

521 As a (virtually) non-practicing Catholic....what were "we" supposed to do? It's not like we can primary Frankie in the next few years, or get him impeached. .
Posted by: Fortunato at March




don't excuse the behavior. don't shrug and say until next time. no reason you can't start your own chruch. been done before, worked out really well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:37 AM (MTjB1)

522 I looked for videos of tribbles and found clips of Harvey Mudd.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2018 12:37 AM (2K6fY)

523
Are you sure? Because the next story sounds legit:

ISRAEL: MAN CLAIMING TO BE A TIME TRAVELER TURNS HIMSELF IN FOR THE KILLING OF JESUS CHRIST
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2018 12:29 AM (aPsQQJYou know that entire Web site is satire? *

Dammit.

Someone stole Ace's time machine and is trying to frame him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Are you sure? Because the next story sounds legit:

ISRAEL: MAN CLAIMING TO BE A TIME TRAVELER TURNS HIMSELF IN FOR THE KILLING OF JESUS CHRIST
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2018 12:29 AM (aPsQQ

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 12:34 AM (lADRM)




Why is this blog moving at 88 mph?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DE LOREAN?!!!




/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2018 12:37 AM (QzJWU)

524 The guy who killed Jesus should know by now how the story turned out...

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 30, 2018 12:37 AM (RuIsu)

525 So. weft cut-loop & AOP, I have no idea how that happened.

My apologies.

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 12:37 AM (lADRM)

526 *wonders what the average career span of a 'fluffer' is...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 30, 2018 12:37 AM (e9G8E)

527 No more EPA MPG requirements for new vehicles. I think I just heard most of Cali just imploded.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
------------

Can't be. I mandated 54.5 mpg by 2025. I used my pen and my phone...

Posted by: Barky at March 30, 2018 12:37 AM (jTKIp)

528 guessing getting treated the way girls do in porn is not good for them mentally or physically.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

Portrait of Dorian Gray anyone?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2018 12:38 AM (uEIFR)

529 The average porn starlet's career runs for about three years. It's hard on a lady.



Average NFL player's career: three years.


NFL player doesn't have to take nearly as much dick.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 30, 2018 12:38 AM (IcT7t)

530 Harry Mudd.

Because I'm an idiot.


Yay me!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2018 12:39 AM (2K6fY)

531 504; Saw it on yellow bullet. it came from the l.a. times.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 12:39 AM (KP5rU)

532 I am on the verge of renal failure. I have stalled off the operation to form a fistula (the merging of two veins in my arm to create a vein large enough for hemodialysis) until June. I plan to do a different type of dialysis called peritoneal dialysis, and the fistula is a back up in case of an emergency of one kind or another. The renal failure is because of an autoimmune disease rather than my diabetes, since I have managed to keep the diabetes pretty much under control these past eighteen years. The only good thing about it is that it is not genetic, so I don't have to worry about that.

At age 69, I am not looking for a transplant. The dialysis will keep me going for a few more years. But there are thousands of much younger people, people with their whole lives ahead of them, people with small kids who would be devastated by the loss of a parent. Those are the people who need a functional kidney. So, like Ace mentioned, have it noted in your drivers license that you want to be an organ donor in case of something happening to you and get yourself into the donor program if you can. You never know -- you might just save the scientist that discovers FTL travel.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 30, 2018 12:40 AM (Urduw)

533 NFL player doesn't have to take nearly as much dick.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 30, 2018 12:38 AM (IcT7t)


Objection:

1. Assumes a fact not in evidence.

2. Porn stars don't have to deal with forearm shivers every Sunday.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:40 AM (YqDXo)

534 Time to snore into my pillow. Goodnight, Horde.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 30, 2018 12:36 AM (rJUlF)

Sweet dreams.

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 12:40 AM (lADRM)

535 don't excuse the behavior. don't shrug and say until next time. no
reason you can't start your own chruch. been done before, worked out
really well.


Worked great for me, up until that last little bit with the spiked flavoraid.

Posted by: Rev Jim Jones at March 30, 2018 12:40 AM (IcT7t)

536 Hi ont,
I swear that companies are trying to be boycotted at this point just trying to lose money or what

But how Beautiful is John Stephens
if the world does not want people like him on the earth I dont want this life anymore

Posted by: lousagirl at March 30, 2018 12:40 AM (PmCoA)

537 don't excuse the behavior. don't shrug and say until next time. no
reason you can't start your own chruch. been done before, worked out
really well.

Worked great for me, up until that last little bit with the spiked flavoraid.
Posted by: Rev Jim Jones at March




well, worked our pretty well for out country.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:41 AM (MTjB1)

538 Itraconazole for fungal, not viral. Drinking I guess.itnmaybbe hard to come by. Don,t know what happened to my spelling on the last post.

Posted by: free tibet at March 30, 2018 12:41 AM (CL76w)

539 So. weft cut-loop & AOP, I have no idea how that happened.

My apologies.

Posted by: tbodie


Great. Now I think less of your abilities to post comments from the future.

There is no magic anymore in the world !!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2018 12:41 AM (aPsQQ)

540 my favorite Puddles The Clown is : Royals, by Lorde

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2018 12:41 AM (5tSKk)

541 I looked for videos of tribbles and found clips of Harvey Mudd.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2018 12:37

* * *

Mudd's women. Excellent.

Now you just need a strobe light, some MDMA, and a pallet of Jergen's from Costco.

Posted by: Prevert at March 30, 2018 12:42 AM (H5knJ)

542 Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 30, 2018 12:40 AM (Urduw)

May God bless you and comfort you.

And your family.

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 12:43 AM (lADRM)

543 EPA mileage rules scrapped.
---------

I'm afraid I can't allow you to do that...

Posted by: HAL Hawaiian Judge at March 30, 2018 12:43 AM (dzxr0)

544 here it is: https://youtu.be/VBmCJEehYtU

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2018 12:43 AM (5tSKk)

545 anyone have any c batteries? who keeps c batteries around the house?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)

546 'tribbing' videos?



I have a pretty hard and fast rule: If I do not know what the reference is already, I do not want to know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2018 12:25 AM (uEIFR)

Dirty deeds, and they're done with Tribbles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 12:44 AM (Dbv1R)

547 HAHAHAHA. A judge in California has ruled that Starbucks cups to have a cancer warning on them.

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2018 12:45 AM (cAnNx)

548 Those are good, too, Buzz, but I still like her better on Postmodern Jukebox's Blurred Lines. Maybe because I was familiar with the original version of that song.

By the way, she also has her own YooToob channel of intriguing retro covers. Good stuff!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:45 AM (wSC8T)

549 Aetius451AD: 485 'tribbing' videos?
I have a pretty hard and fast rule: If I do not know what the reference is already, I do not want to know.


I had a pretty good idea so I DuckDuckGo'd the term. Don't have to go any further than the result for Urban Dictionary. As I figured, scissoring.

Sigh. The education received from Ace of Spades HQ, while sometimes invaluable, is also frequently "can't be unseen / pass the mindbleach."

Posted by: mindful webworker - doctor, my ey-y-y-es at March 30, 2018 12:45 AM (UWStq)

550 when someone introduces some new sexual thing around here and I do not know what it is and do not want to google it I just wait until caligirl gets her and ask her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1)

551 547 buzzion
Hahaha serves them right

Posted by: lousagirl at March 30, 2018 12:46 AM (PmCoA)

552 *Great. Now I think less of your abilities to post comments from the future.*

There is no time machine.

These are not the droids you are looking for.

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 12:46 AM (lADRM)

553
Now you just need a strobe light, some MDMA, and a pallet of Jergen's from Costco.

Posted by: Prevert
..........
Whaddya know! That was gonna be my next suggestion for sinus headaches!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2018 12:47 AM (5tSKk)

554 Well, I'm out for the evening. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:47 AM (wSC8T)

555 532 I am on the verge of renal failure. I have stalled off the operation to form a fistula (the merging of two veins in my arm to create a vein large enough for hemodialysis) until June. I plan to do a different type of dialysis called peritoneal dialysis, and the fistula is a back up in case of an emergency of one kind or another. The renal failure is because of an autoimmune disease rather than my diabetes, since I have managed to keep the diabetes pretty much under control these past eighteen years. The only good thing about it is that it is not genetic, so I don't have to worry about that.

At age 69, I am not looking for a transplant. The dialysis will keep me going for a few more years. But there are thousands of much younger people, people with their whole lives ahead of them, people with small kids who would be devastated by the loss of a parent. Those are the people who need a functional kidney. So, like Ace mentioned, have it noted in your drivers license that you want to be an organ donor in case of something happening to you and get yourself into the donor program if you can. You never know -- you might just save the scientist that discovers FTL travel.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 30, 2018 12:40 AM (Urduw)


Thoughts & Prayers

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2018 12:47 AM (itfg0)

556 554; Nite, PW. I'm outta here too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 12:47 AM (KP5rU)

557 No more EPA MPG requirements for new vehicles. I think I just heard most of Cali just imploded.
------------------

Sacramento has for decades thought that the EPA is a bunch of spineless polluters.

Posted by: junior at March 30, 2018 12:48 AM (pRKrz)

558 484 468 Love is fleeting and cruel.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:19 AM (NWiLs)

From a strictly biological point of view, if it lasts a few minutes, time to transfer the DNA, that's enough.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2018 12:25 AM (YqDXo)

BS.

Marriage is ordered for the good of the spouses and the procreation and rearing of children.

If you cannot decided to love, then you don't know what love is.

Love is not an emotion--that is romance, or even lust. Love is wanting the highest and best for the other, for his or her own sake. It means giving, even when you don't feel like it, because by doing so you can better the existence of the other. That includes spouses and kids and parents. All of 'em.

Romance is lovely, but it may or may not last. People who mistake romance for marriage are in for a world of hurt.

I am extraordinarily lucky, because I waited until I was 36 to marry the love of my life, my best friend, with whom I am still very much in love after 20 years. I know for a fact that this is rare, and I thank God every day for this outrageous blessing.

However, even without the romance, you do it out of love.

My parents will have been married 65 years this August. I don't think they had romance for many of those years, although they do now, and it's painfully cute.

Anyway, if you are talking biology, one part is the imparting of DNA, but the other part is the raising of the kids. That takes a bit more than a 2 minute commitment. Hence, marriage, and married love.

And it has nothing to do with the objectifying and self-love of homosexual "marriage" which is nothing of the sort.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 12:48 AM (NXsWM)

559 Deplorable Jay Guevara: From a strictly biological point of view, if it lasts a few minutes, time to transfer the DNA, that's enough.

Insomniac: That is extraordinarily reductionist, but I think you already knew that.

Strictly biological, yeah, it is indeed reductionist.

Everything ever added onto that is .... a social construct.

Posted by: mindful webworker - socially unreconstructed at March 30, 2018 12:48 AM (UWStq)

560 So. weft cut-loop AOP, I have no idea how that happened.



My apologies.





Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 12:37 AM (lADRM)

Apologize? Hell, I was laughing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 12:48 AM (Dbv1R)

561 Night all.

Here is "Isak" by Baroness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc_SEBcXs1o

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2018 12:49 AM (itfg0)

562 And it has nothing to do with the objectifying and self-love of homosexual "marriage" which is nothing of the sort.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 12:48 AM

*******

THIS!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 30, 2018 12:50 AM (e9G8E)

563 I pray that Penn's maggot opiss is NOT discussed on the Book Thread this weekend.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2018 12:52 AM (8iiMU)

564
At age 69, I am not looking for a transplant. The dialysis will
keep me going for a few more years. But there are thousands of much
younger people, people with their whole lives ahead of them, people with
small kids who would be devastated by the loss of a parent. Those are
the people who need a functional kidney. So, like Ace mentioned, have it
noted in your drivers license that you want to be an organ donor in
case of something happening to you and get yourself into the donor
program if you can. You never know -- you might just save the scientist
that discovers FTL travel.



Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats

...............
Well.. you never know when a kidney that would extend your life would go to waste because another exact match wasn't in need.

I don't mean to argue with your decision.. that is yours and no one else's.

But you never know..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2018 12:52 AM (5tSKk)

565 anyone have any c batteries? who keeps c batteries around the house?
Posted by: yankeefifth


I'm sure my dad has a metric shit-ton at his house.

Of course, they are most likely fused together in some festering acid-induced coral structure that has attracted hitherto unknown ecology of radioactive insects with a penchant for unsuspecting people who like to ask "Is anyone there?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2018 12:52 AM (aPsQQ)

566 548 Those are good, too, Buzz, but I still like her better on Postmodern Jukebox's Blurred Lines. Maybe because I was familiar with the original version of that song.

By the way, she also has her own YooToob channel of intriguing retro covers. Good stuff!


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, who was raped by Emily Lindin! at March 30, 2018 12:45 AM (wSC8T)



Yeah I think PMJ really lost something when her and the creator broke up. I mean they're still good on a performance and technical level across the board. But its like she was the personality and the fun behind it.

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2018 12:52 AM (cAnNx)

567 Sacramento has for decades thought that the EPA is a bunch of spineless polluters.

Considering what the EPA did to the Animas River, they're not wrong.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 30, 2018 12:53 AM (IcT7t)

568 anyone have any c batteries? who keeps c batteries around the house?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)

I keep a few at home. I have an ancient Channel Master 8-transistor radio that uses four of them, and they last nearly forever. It is an amazingly sensitive and selective radio, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 12:53 AM (Dbv1R)

569
The passage of time robs of us of one thing after another. In this case, it is Walgreens that is robbing me. This where I've had lunch for decades:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yawbcfbs

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 12:53 AM (dzxr0)

570 Going out on a limb here, but chronic cocaine/ meth use may also be a factor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Oh, porn stars! I thought for a minute you were referring to BeckoningChasm's sinus problems!!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - never miiiiind at March 30, 2018 12:54 AM (UWStq)

571 Wow, the Catholic bashing is hot tonight. I thought the horde was a little more thoughtful and respectful especially on the first night of the Tridium. May you all have a blessed Easter season. Thank you for showing me that it is time to say goodbye to the horde.

Posted by: Heidi at March 30, 2018 12:54 AM (o7tuA)

572 Margarita: Is a peanut butter sandwich more real than a poem?
Is Ichiro Suzuki more real than Chief Wahoo?


Whoooaaaaaahhhhhh.

Posted by: Dave's Not Here at March 30, 2018 12:56 AM (UWStq)

573 Love. Life. Whatever. It's all pretty stupid and pointless ultimately.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 30, 2018 12:56 AM (NWiLs)

574 @ Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats.


Not only are my heartfelt thoughts and prayers with you now.

But also, for your cats. They love you even more than Teh Horde.

And that's a Whole Lotta Love.

Zepplin, knows.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2018 12:56 AM (QzJWU)

575 I keep a few at home. I have an ancient Channel Master 8-transistor radio that uses four of them, and they last nearly forever. It is an amazingly sensitive and selective radio, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------

It's astounding, considering the march of technology, how shitty AM receivers have become. Car radios in particular.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 12:57 AM (5qYq+)

576 My parents will have been married 65 years this August.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 12:48 AM (NXsWM)

They made a commitment: For better or worse.

I suspect they saw a lot of both.

Please tell your parents that their example inspires me.

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 12:58 AM (lADRM)

577 One can use AA batteries in devices that normally take C batteries -- I have these little plastic bits what I salvaged from The Spawn's toys some years ago that snap around AA batteries so they fit in a battery compartment made for C's...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 30, 2018 12:58 AM (e9G8E)

578 NY Mets 1 and 0, all is well.

Posted by: jocon307 at March 30, 2018 12:58 AM (t85vS)

579

Ahh. The Pope repudiates one of the top 5 tenants of Christianity, and we can't discuss it? Sorry, this is the ONT, take a walk on the day side.

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 30, 2018 12:59 AM (UFLLM)

580 Wow, the Catholic bashing is hot tonight. I thought
the horde was a little more thoughtful and respectful especially on the
first night of the Tridium. May you all have a blessed Easter season.
Thank you for showing me that it is time to say goodbye to the horde.

Posted by: Heidi at March 30, 2018 12:54 AM (o7tuA)

Seems to me that most of the "Catholic-bashing" has been directed at sinners who profess to take a vocation in order to hide their own sins, or to gain access to children. And at the current Pope, who seems to be a fraud himself.
I haven't seen anyone bashing sincere Catholics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 12:59 AM (Dbv1R)

581 don't excuse the behavior. don't shrug and say
until next time. no reason you can't start your own chruch. been done
before, worked out really well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:37 AM (MTjB1)

Unfortunately, I don't have the plastic charisma of a Joel Osteen. But I do admit to a few late-night discussions with friends about trying to create our own religion. Usually after many drinks and maybe a puff or two.

:wink emoji:

Posted by: Fortunato at March 30, 2018 12:59 AM (h1qtI)

582 Mike Hammer: I tend to vicariously resent popular covers, as they tend overshadow the real artist's effort.

That summer the radio kept playing Jose Feliciano's Light My Fire. Half a century later, I still cringe.

And never heard the Doors original again, much less the long version.

Posted by: mindful webworker - lightmyfire lightmyfire lightmyfire lightmyfire at March 30, 2018 01:00 AM (UWStq)

583 571 Wow, the Catholic bashing is hot tonight. I thought the horde was a little more thoughtful and respectful especially on the first night of the Tridium. May you all have a blessed Easter season. Thank you for showing me that it is time to say goodbye to the horde.
Posted by: Heidi at March 30, 2018 12:54 AM (o7tuA)

Oh darlin', they are just getting started.

I need sometimes to remember Bishop Sheen's statement that there are not 100 people who hate the Catholic Church, but there are many who hate what they THINK is the Catholic Church.

Not to worry.

Most folk here will argue, but they also will have your back.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 01:01 AM (NXsWM)

584 Wow, the Catholic bashing is hot tonight. I thought the horde was a little more thoughtful and respectful especially on the first night of the Tridium. May you all have a blessed Easter season. Thank you for showing me that it is time to say goodbye to the horde.
Posted by: Heidi at March




kicking the pope and hating catholics are not the same. sack up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 01:02 AM (MTjB1)

585 One can use AA batteries in devices that normally
take C batteries -- I have these little plastic bits what I salvaged
from The Spawn's toys some years ago that snap around AA batteries so
they fit in a battery compartment made for C's...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 30, 2018 12:58 AM (e9G8E)

Of course, you will get only about a quarter of the life span of a real C battery. Now, if it's a low-current drain device, like my aforementioned radio, the difference in actual life may be trivial. But in a high current-drain device, like a motorized toy, it will be quite dramatic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:02 AM (Dbv1R)

586 Wow, the Catholic bashing is hot tonight. I thought the horde was a little more thoughtful and respectful especially on the first night of the Tridium. May you all have a blessed Easter season. Thank you for showing me that it is time to say goodbye to the horde.
Posted by: Heidi at March




would have told you to go to hell but apparently that does not mean what it used to now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 01:03 AM (MTjB1)

587 579

Ahh. The Pope repudiates one of the top 5 tenants of Christianity, and we can't discuss it? Sorry, this is the ONT, take a walk on the day side.
Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 30, 2018 12:59 AM (UFLLM)

Sure we can.

Cranky Franky is a disgrace.

I still have to pray for his intentions, because I am a good Catholic. And I have to pray for him, personally. But nowhere is it written precisely WHAT I must pray for him.

I'm sure I'll end up on confession over that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 01:03 AM (NXsWM)

588 I need sometimes to remember Bishop Sheen's statement that there are not 100 people who hate the Catholic Church, but there are many who hate what they THINK is the Catholic Church.

* * *

THIS is why I hate the Catholic Church. I mean what kind of sensible religious institution would make Charlie Sheen a bishop?

Posted by: Martin Luther at March 30, 2018 01:05 AM (H5knJ)

589 God bless and sustain you, Deplorable Lady.

Posted by: mindful webworker at March 30, 2018 01:05 AM (UWStq)

590 I still have to pray for his intentions, because I
am a good Catholic. And I have to pray for him, personally. But nowhere
is it written precisely WHAT I must pray for him.



I'm sure I'll end up on confession over that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 01:03 AM (NXsWM)

Pray that he gets struck by lightning, and it burns out the medulla communista in his brain, and he gets cured.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:05 AM (Dbv1R)

591 Personally, I think that the Catholic Church may be the only thing that stands between us and Islam. It may be the only Institution which will attempt to take a Christian stand.

If Christianity is to survive, it will require a strong will, and what I see among the Protestants is implosion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 01:05 AM (+y0ym)

592 One can use AA batteries in devices that normally take C batteries -- I have these little plastic bits what I salvaged from The Spawn's toys some years ago that snap around AA batteries so they fit in a battery compartment made for C's...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 30, 2018 12:58 AM (e9G8E)



Or, you can do what I did as a kid in the '70s, and find some wooden dowel, close enough in diameter to whatever battery is in question, and cut it to the length of the pole-to-pole terminals.

Then, either source or build a 110 v. to ??? voltage converter, and solder the outputs to 1/4"x1/4" nickeled plates, affixed to the respective "positive" and "negative" terminus points on either end of said wooden dowels.

The "???" is because each battery is a 1.5 v DC cell, so if your radio requires three of 'em in series, it's a 4.5 v DC input requirement. And ETC, insofar as input requirements from battery powered devices.

Anyway, build the device, accordingly.

Now, you've got a 110 v AC powered radio, and no longer have to fuss with the short lived batteries of that era.

This is what Jr. High School kids did in the early '70s.

The ones now?

They whine. A LOT. And they need to stay offa my lawn, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2018 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

593 We lost 6-1 to the horrible Yankees...
Another long season of sorry for Blue Jays fans!

Posted by: 5Cats at March 30, 2018 01:08 AM (afIvp)

594 anyone have any c batteries? who keeps c batteries around the house?
Posted by: yankeefifth


Heh, I just realized I have no C or D batteries here.

In a past age, they were the staples.

Remember when flashlights were metal, took two D cells, and lasted forever? If so... you may remain on the lawn.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I said FLASHlight at March 30, 2018 01:09 AM (UWStq)

595 But in a high current-drain device, like a motorized toy, it will be quite dramatic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:02 AM

*******

True. But in a pinch, substituting AA's because of my usually sparce supply of C cells has proven useful more than once!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 30, 2018 01:09 AM (e9G8E)

596 Great ONT WD!

Sorry I'm late. John Stephens is a true American hero. He is a modern day Frederick Douglass, standing up to aborticide with class, humor and style.

Holy Cross recently decided to remove their mascot (a knight) because the leftists in their midst said that the depiction of a knight as the "Crusader" was Islamaphobic. They kept the name Crusader, but advised students to think of it as a "crusader for social justice" or other causes.

Lastly, my Braves also got it done with a walk-off from an ex-Oriole, Nick Markakis, so all in all, a pretty damn good day with the ONT as the cherry on top.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2018 01:09 AM (eTt0z)

597 "national kidney registry" more like "National DNA database"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2018 01:10 AM (39g3+)

598 Anyway, build the device, accordingly.



Now, you've got a 110 v AC powered radio, and no longer have to fuss with the short lived batteries of that era.



This is what Jr. High School kids did in the early '70s.



The ones now?



They whine. A LOT. And they need to stay offa my lawn, too.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX







Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2018 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

A battery eliminator. Of course, you lose the portability that made the device with batteries in it useful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:11 AM (Dbv1R)

599 anyone have any c batteries? who keeps c batteries around the house?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)


I do. C batteries seem to have become the go-to source for heavier use electric items. Ds are rare.

Of course, I also have about 20 different types of button cell batteries and, yet, I never seem to have the right ones for whatever just went dead. And now I'm having to get the 3.7 volt 18650s and 14500s ...

It's like the guys behind the printer cartridge scams got out of their cages and are running free in the battery world ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2018 01:11 AM (8gDQu)

600 Prothonotary Warbler, Captain Whitebread, g'night.

by the time I find the goodnight comments, they're long gone.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the behinder I guet at March 30, 2018 01:11 AM (UWStq)

601 Heh, I just realized I have no C or D batteries here.

In a past age, they were the staples.

Remember when flashlights were metal, took two D cells, and lasted forever? If so... you may remain on the lawn.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I said FLASHlight at March




when I was a kid the flashlight I wanted most was a maglite.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 01:13 AM (MTjB1)

602 If one needs a CR2032 cell and has none, two CR2016 stacked usually fit and work...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 30, 2018 01:14 AM (e9G8E)

603 Tbodie and Political Hat: Thanks for the prayers and good thoughts. I really appreciate it. I have an excellent nephrologist looking after me. Believe me, he , his assistant, and I would not have spent the majority of my last visit discussing the finer points of Black Panther if he thought things were getting really desperate.

I didn't write about me because I am looking for sympathy. (Actually, I'm still looking for something I can kick really, really hard because I am really, really pissed about the whole thing. But the cats and the dogs look up at me with those big eyes, and Himself is bigger than me.) I wrote about my situation simply to reinforce what Ace had already written. Ace's comments were more abstract. It's different when you actually know someone. It takes the situation out of the abstract into the practical. Like the sage says, twenty or thirty is a tragedy; thousands is just a statistic.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 30, 2018 01:15 AM (Urduw)

604 No one here is really bashing Catholicism.

Just Frankieschism.

There is a vast difference, between the two, it seems.

OR AMUSING OURSELVES WITH GROSSLY OFFENSIVE AND FUNNY AS HELL (which now doesn't exist) CONFESSION REPARTEES!

Not being Catholic myself, I confine myself to the worshipful respect of Pope John Paul II, and his part in the defeat of Soviet Communism.

That, and the fact that the last time I entered a Catholic Church, the Holy Water boiled.

What's up with that, huh?




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX






Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2018 01:15 AM (QzJWU)

605 https://www.magazine-advertisements.com/fresh-batteries-eveready.html

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:16 AM (Dbv1R)

606 Ah. I miss the #6 Dry Cell. It was the primary source of electricity for a bazillion boyhood experiments. They lasted forever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 01:17 AM (+y0ym)

607 Jim,

The tasting menu tonight was WhistlePig 10, Wild Turkey Rye and Redbreast 12 to cap it off.

I managed to get 5 turkeys baked and carved, a giant hotel pan of cornbread dressing with beef sausage, and two hotel pans of sour cream mashed potatoes prepped for our curches Passover meal tomorrow night whilst imbibing.

Hope your evening was reasonable whiskey-ish.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2018 01:18 AM (eTt0z)

608

Last time I went into a Catholic church, the Priest thrashed me with a candelabra, shouting "Out Damn Spot, Out!"

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 30, 2018 01:18 AM (UFLLM)

609 Remember when flashlights were metal, took two D cells, and lasted forever? If so... you may remain on the lawn.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I said FLASHlight at March


Lasted forever? I think we were in different worlds.

As much as I'm griping about the batteries, these days things are much better. The old flashlights would run out in no time and batteries weren't cheap. The LED flashlights are tons brighter and running them with rechargeables makes them cheap as hell. And the little flashlights I have are almost all metal and have survived lots and lots of abuse, already.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2018 01:18 AM (8gDQu)

610 I find this Dwarf bashing intolerable, especially when tomorrow is Durin's Day.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2018 01:21 AM (rnAwa)

611 Ah. I miss the #6 Dry Cell. It was the primary source of electricity for a bazillion boyhood experiments. They lasted forever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 01:17 AM (+y0ym)

Except when you used it to light up the glow plug of a Cox .049 plane engine, that never really started all that well.
Thinking back, I'll bet the platinum wires in those glow plugs got "poisoned" by impurities in the fuel, and lost their catalytic properties. Same thing happened to the glow plugs in VW gas heaters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:21 AM (Dbv1R)

612

Remember those big 6V batteries for plastic lanterns?

Didn't last too long when we were playing Vietnam POW torture cell back in 6th grade. Funny enough, 4 out of 5 of us ended up in the service. Guess who the 5th guy was...

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 30, 2018 01:22 AM (UFLLM)

613 I think I have more AA and AAA cells stashed at the Zettaibunker than bullets...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 30, 2018 01:23 AM (e9G8E)

614
The tasting menu tonight was WhistlePig 10, Wild Turkey Rye and Redbreast 12 to cap it off.

I managed to get 5 turkeys baked and carved, a giant hotel pan of cornbread dressing with beef sausage, and two hotel pans of sour cream mashed potatoes prepped for our curches Passover meal tomorrow night whilst imbibing.

Hope your evening was reasonable whiskey-ish.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2018 01:18 AM (eTt0z)




I would like to be where this is.

Honoring such, I would arrive, starving.

It is the only way to show proper respect to such fare, of course.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2018 01:23 AM (QzJWU)

615 As much as I'm griping about the batteries, these days things are much better. The old flashlights would run out in no time and batteries weren't cheap. The LED flashlights are tons brighter and running them with rechargeables makes them cheap as hell. And the little flashlights I have are almost all metal and have survived lots and lots of abuse, already.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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All true. But, I find the color temperature to be sucky. I have trouble making out details with LED flashlights.

Also, lumens aside, a 3 D cell Maglight is more persuasive than a poofy little 3 AA thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 01:24 AM (5qYq+)

616 Does anyone know what is Presdent Obama's favorite team ?????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 30, 2018 01:24 AM (qM84C)

617 *I didn't write about me because I am looking for sympathy. (Actually, I'm still looking for something I can kick really, really hard because I am really, really pissed about the whole thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 30, 2018 01:15 AM (Urduw)

Hmmm.

My situation. Much less stressful.

Still, I am looking for something to kick.

In the meantime, you give me inspiration.

God. Bless. You.

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 01:25 AM (lADRM)

618 And.......Make Britain Great Again

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xh98hr

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2018 01:25 AM (giT7q)

619 We've got an older SureFire flashlight, halogen bulb, takes two lithium batteries sized like junior Cs, burns your retinae real good.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 30, 2018 01:25 AM (BeKMO)

620 The LED flashlights are really nice, bright, and long-lasting, when they work.

I'll have to keep searching for a brand that isn't cheaply made with switches or contacts which fail swiftly, like these little ones we picked up at the hardware store.

* smacks flashlight against wall to get it to brighten up *

Posted by: mindful webworker - Percussive maintenance never goes out of style at March 30, 2018 01:25 AM (UWStq)

621

The Kansas City Faggots, or The Frisco Twinks. It's a tie-up.

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 30, 2018 01:25 AM (UFLLM)

622 Does anyone know what is Presdent Obama's favorite team ?????
------------------------------------

The Nancies?

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2018 01:25 AM (giT7q)

623 I find this Dwarf bashing intolerable, especially when tomorrow is Durin's Day.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


October 19 was yesterday, dummy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2018 01:25 AM (aPsQQ)

624 616 Does anyone know what is Presdent Obama's favorite team ?????


The South Side Bathhouse Boys.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2018 01:27 AM (9ONq1)

625 Remember those big 6V batteries for plastic lanterns?



Didn't last too long when we were playing Vietnam POW torture cell
back in 6th grade. Funny enough, 4 out of 5 of us ended up in the
service. Guess who the 5th guy was...

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 30, 2018 01:22 AM (UFLLM)

Yeah. Those cheap-ass plastic lanterns were really crummy. The silvering would come off the cheap plastic reflector, and the bulb would work loose, or the threaded ring that held it all together would slip off.
The really good lanterns were the ones that had metal plate that screwed down onto the binding posts of a larger lantern battery (both six and twelve volt existed). The lamp holder was metal, and the bulb was a small sealed-beam unit, like a small auto headlamp. Those were serious flashlights.
The small six-volt lantern batteries contained 4 size "F" cells, which were about 1.5 "D" cells each.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:28 AM (Dbv1R)

626

Well, we know Obama's favorite pitch was the KY Slider...

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 30, 2018 01:28 AM (UFLLM)

627 Except when you used it to light up the glow plug of a Cox .049 plane engine, that never really started all that well.
------------

I still have some carbons that I salvaged from #6's. They are large...probably 3/4" diameter. Again, used for nifty boyhood experiments, the kind they don't do any more, like making your own microphone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 01:30 AM (+y0ym)

628 Except when you used it to light up the glow plug of a Cox .049 plane engine, that never really started all that well.
Thinking back, I'll bet the platinum wires in those glow plugs got "poisoned" by impurities in the fuel, and lost their catalytic properties. Same thing happened to the glow plugs in VW gas heaters.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:21 AM (Dbv1R)




This man preaches the truth.

Which I realized when my neighbor effortlessly started the 0.49 in my Cox F4U Corsair, with the 6v. battery out of his early '60s Volkswagen.

Betcha now, even today, the guy with a 6 v deep cycle Golf Cart battery would've been a god (small G, natch), on the string controlled Cox airplane circles across the fruited plains.

We lived different lives, then. Many exclamation points and other punctuations to emphasize this fact, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2018 01:30 AM (QzJWU)

629 Also, lumens aside, a 3 D cell Maglight is more persuasive than a poofy little 3 AA thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 01:24 AM (5qYq+)

Years ago, a friend gave me a past-dated lithium battery from an aircraft emergency transponder. It was rated at 12 volts, and was a long cylinder, the diameter of a D cell. I fitted it into one of those gray Radio Shack 5-cell flashlights, and equipped it with a ten-volt bulb. That sucker lasted me for years, and it weighed next to nothing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:33 AM (Dbv1R)

630 Outta gas.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!





Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2018 01:35 AM (QzJWU)

631 Good night Jim.

Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2018 01:38 AM (lADRM)

632 You know how sometimes there'll be this one person, not a bad person, but just off, weird. They don't fit in, despite awkwardly trying. They're not too creepy, not psycho enough, to ostracize from the group, but individually everyone tends to be busy when that person shows up. Not banhammerable content, but not welcome, a pitiable purgatory of popularity.

Look around. If you don't recognize that description as anyone else, than it's you.



This is me checking out. God bless you all. Especially that Insomniac.

Posted by: mindful webworker at March 30, 2018 01:40 AM (UWStq)

633 Heidi: I'm sorry if you think I am being disrespectful to the Catholic Church and the Jesuits. Unfortunately, I happen to be a historian who went to college just before the Left began its long March through the American educational system, and I know where the bodies are buried. So, yes, I occasioa!!y cut loose with some snarky remarks. But the truth of the matter is that the Church has endured for two millennia. A few snarky comments aren't going to read down the walls.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 30, 2018 01:41 AM (Urduw)

634 Who knew? You can get a modern replacement for the #6 dry cell: ALR40 air-alkaline battery, same dimensions as the old #6, 1.5 volts, 200 amp-hours. $29.95

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 01:41 AM (Dbv1R)

635

I resemble that remark...

Posted by: In Vito Veritits, Wanna Be Remittance Man at March 30, 2018 01:42 AM (UFLLM)

636 I put led drop ins in my 3d maglites. They escort me to the trash cans at night. The raccoons are respectful when you are bringing the pain.

Posted by: US Treasury at March 30, 2018 01:47 AM (MS0+a)

637 Crap. If you guys are looking for weird batteries, come to my house. Himself has a massive collection of every damn battery under the sun.

Night all.Time for me to hit the sack. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 30, 2018 01:48 AM (Urduw)

638 seriously, if you like the catholic church you should be smacking it around when it does stupid stuff. freedom of speech and freedom of criticism are essential to maintaining any institution. not like the criticism will come from within in any meaningful way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 02:04 AM (MTjB1)

639 627. Why would you use arc-furnace rods to make a microphone?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 30, 2018 02:06 AM (fA1SL)

640 Jesus Christ, Superstar on Retroplex right now.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2018 02:08 AM (8iiMU)

641 AOP - #6 Link?
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Why would you use arc-furnace rods to make a microphone?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Well, there was this one incident that caused a, uh, small fire. My father explained that such boyhood experiments were natural, but that the next one would result in a really, really, bad time for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 02:18 AM (OnpLR)

642 AOP - S'ok. I found it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 02:20 AM (+y0ym)

643 641. Ohh.....ya mean like the time when I, a wee slip of a Sith, got my hands on a fkyback transformer from an old TV and made a Jacob's Ladder as a surprise addition to the living room decor?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 30, 2018 02:21 AM (fA1SL)

644 Carbon-zinc available too - EB-R40

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 02:22 AM (Cmp0w)

645 I think I have more AA and AAA cells stashed at the Zettaibunker than bullets...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 30, 2018 01:23 AM (e9G8E)


AA cells? Sad.

The D cells are what attract the chicks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2018 02:24 AM (5eT3f)

646 641. Or do you mean like when a young Sith finds he can buy flake aluminum by the pound at the hardware store, after realizing that this is - supposedly - the most difficult component of thermite to obtain? Or is it when he realizes this AND also knows that sparklers are a cheap, reliable, and readily available initiator for the thermite reaction?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 30, 2018 02:26 AM (fA1SL)

647 how long does a pound of thermite burn? if you put a ton of thermite on top of a sky scraper and ignited it would it burn all the way down? could you put it our?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 02:29 AM (MTjB1)

648 To be fair the stuff we have discussed about confession has been hilarious, and mostly the sort of thing Catholics joke about all the time.

If we didn't have confession, man would we be screwed up folks.

I think that is one thing Luther took exception to--he hated having to admit he was a sinner, so he hated confession. Lutherans, however, did not all take that to heart. Oddly, some have confession again, albeit not sacramental confession.

There is a lot to be said for being forgiven.

And a lot of silliness that comes of the process, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 02:32 AM (NXsWM)

649 638 seriously, if you like the catholic church you should be smacking it around when it does stupid stuff. freedom of speech and freedom of criticism are essential to maintaining any institution. not like the criticism will come from within in any meaningful way.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 02:04 AM (MTjB1)

You seem to think we don't.

You need to get out more.

Look up "One Peter Five."

Or Fr. Z's Blog.

Or just about any Catholic publication. The Wanderer, for heaven's sake.

The Catholic Church is made up of sinners. Not a one of us is perfect. We know that, and we acknowledge it. That is not the same thing as saying the Church Herself is wrong. Two entirely different things.

I find it odd that you think being Catholic means that we turn a blind eye to our own bad behavior. We don't, and never have. How do you suppose the Church has survived two millennia, run by a bunch of sinners? Not by the hand of man, but by the hand of God.

I'm sorry if that offends you.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2018 02:36 AM (NXsWM)

650 so there is a site, solyent.com, that sells nutritional drinks. does that make anyone else nervous?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 02:36 AM (MTjB1)

651 Catholics are a strange bunch. And this is coming from a catholic.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at March 30, 2018 02:39 AM (IYHxL)

652
I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2018 02:41 AM (K1sgG)

653 Catholics are a strange bunch. And this is coming from a catholic.
Posted by: thathalfrican


It's almost as if we are human.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2018 02:41 AM (aPsQQ)

654 You seem to think we don't.

You need to get out more.

Look up "One Peter Five."

Or Fr. Z's Blog.

Or just about any Catholic publication. The Wanderer, for heaven's sake.

The Catholic Church is made up of sinners. Not a one of us is perfect. We know that, and we acknowledge it. That is not the same thing as saying the Church Herself is wrong. Two entirely different things.

I find it odd that you think being Catholic means that we turn a blind eye to our own bad behavior. We don't, and never have. How do you suppose the Church has survived two millennia, run by a bunch of sinners? Not by the hand of man, but by the hand of God.

I'm sorry if that offends you.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March




so we are clear, I have a lot of respect for the catholic church, far more than most catholics probably. have spent as much time in catholic church or more on sunday since I married. have spent lots of time volunteering at and for catholic churches. the way catholics treat their church is pretty shameful. shameful enough that priests have roped me in to help out with services because they could not get any catholics to help out.

when you look at what is going on in the catholic church from top to bottom it is hard to think it is does not need criticism.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 02:43 AM (MTjB1)

655 Why would you use arc-furnace rods to make a microphone?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 30, 2018 02:06 AM (fA1SL)

Because carbon granules placed in a capsule between two metal plates for a device that varies in electrical resistance according to sound pressure impinging on the plates. The basis of operation of all the old telephone equipment.
And one of the best power sources for a Jacob's ladder is an ignition transformer, as found in oil-burning furnaces. They are built to provide sustained arc current at about 15000 volts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 02:43 AM (Dbv1R)

656 I'm coming out of my odd situation. I have no idea why I woke-up in tears tonight. What a weird thing.

It was just weird.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 30, 2018 02:43 AM (Ckg4U)

657 G'Night, Hammer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 30, 2018 02:44 AM (Ckg4U)

658 And I am out, too. Road trip tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2018 02:45 AM (Dbv1R)

659 what's more, why do you think anything you have said offends me in any way? suggesting that an organization needs to get some things straight is not expressing offense it is expressing concern.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 02:45 AM (MTjB1)

660 I probably shouldn't have admitted that here.

I should have kept it to myself. It was just weird.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 30, 2018 02:46 AM (Ckg4U)

661 Ted Neely is singing in Gethsemane at the moment....

(JC, Superstar is still on on teh Retrplex channel)


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2018 02:46 AM (8iiMU)

662 G'Night, Alberta Oil Peon.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 30, 2018 02:46 AM (Ckg4U)

663 Insomnia takes its toll, I suppose.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 30, 2018 02:48 AM (Ckg4U)

664 Wow, the Catholic bashing is hot tonight. I thought
the horde was a little more thoughtful and respectful especially on the
first night of the Tridium. May you all have a blessed Easter season.
Thank you for showing me that it is time to say goodbye to the horde.

Posted by: Heidi at March 30, 2018 12:54 AM (o7tuA)

I thought it was Pope-bashing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2018 02:51 AM (cu8/f)

665 Yeah... LOL. Nobody wants to follow that noise.

I'm *out*

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 30, 2018 02:51 AM (Ckg4U)

666 On the positive side, no one's going to hell for it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2018 02:52 AM (cu8/f)

667 I'm coming out of my odd situation. I have no idea why I woke-up in tears tonight. What a weird thing.

It was just weird.
Posted by: Slapweasel


Dreams?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2018 02:52 AM (aPsQQ)

668 I thought it was Pope-bashing.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March



some people don't get the finer points.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 02:52 AM (MTjB1)

669 Good night, {{{Slap}}}!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2018 02:53 AM (cu8/f)

670 I thought it was Pope-bashing.
Posted by: Miley


Hard to tell sometimes with comments like #356

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2018 02:53 AM (aPsQQ)

671 Wow, the Beast post, LOL!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2018 02:54 AM (cu8/f)

672 yeah, used to think "go to hell" implied lots of unpleasantness, now we find out that according to the pope it is basically "get lost."

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 02:56 AM (MTjB1)

673 Yeah, I'm not into organized religion, myself. I suspect everyone's got it wrong on different points. Dogma annoys me, I just go for the broad strokes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2018 02:56 AM (cu8/f)

674 I just go for the broad strokes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March




well hello there

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 02:57 AM (MTjB1)

675 Dogma annoys me,


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2018 02:56 AM (cu8/f)

You are a cat person, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2018 02:57 AM (8iiMU)

676 wonder where miley went to?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2018 03:03 AM (MTjB1)

677 I must have stunk up the room.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2018 03:08 AM (8iiMU)

678 i really think that sean penn is pulling a prank. it's a joke of some kind.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2018 03:25 AM (Pg+x7)

679 Yeah, I'm not into organized religion, myself. I suspect everyone's got it wrong on different points. Dogma annoys me, I just go for the broad strokes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2018 02:56 AM (cu8/f)



Heh, I'm on the opposite side of the fence. What bothers me the most about religion is that people can't determine it with greater precision. Free will, justification by faith, hell, baptism, the relationship between individual and state, etc.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 30, 2018 03:26 AM (/qEW2)

680 ... something so unreadable is meant to be unreadable.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2018 03:28 AM (Pg+x7)

681 ... i suspect penn didn't even write it. i expect he put together a team to write the worst novel ever.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2018 03:34 AM (Pg+x7)

682 From the Declaration:
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."
It doesn't make sense to think the government should own all the guns, and the citizenry should be disarmed. Firearms in the hands of the population at large would permit the formation of a militia, with the ability "do their duty". The guns aren't safe. They are inherently a danger and a warning. A check and balance, if you will.

Posted by: Downcast at March 30, 2018 03:35 AM (v2Njf)

683 ... or perhaps the novel was written and they needed a front man and got sean penn to get on board.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2018 03:36 AM (Pg+x7)

684 Going to work today, could have taken off.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2018 03:54 AM (aC6Sd)

685 247 I hate when this happens.
Hawaii scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam

"He was in a jam. The giant clam!"
Rock Lobster
The B-52's

Posted by: Downcast at March 30, 2018 03:57 AM (v2Njf)

686 Coffee is done , anyone need a cup?

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2018 04:13 AM (aC6Sd)

687 www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/03/make-the-democrats-pay-for-stalling-trumps-nominees.php

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2018 04:21 AM (aC6Sd)

688 Ok then, stopping for a donut on way to work so how about that?

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2018 04:56 AM (aC6Sd)

689 Blog is dead, Skip. Kind of like my peaceful sleep.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 05:02 AM (KP5rU)

690 Gun grabbing cannot be about guns because criminals will always have guns. It must be about personal freedom and responsibility. I wish Progressives would just say they know best and want to tell you have to live, love, work, pray, and serve.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2018 05:23 AM (BtQd4)

691 That's what I get for stopping to read the content...a dead blog...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2018 05:23 AM (vbvxt)

692 685 247 I hate when this happens.
Hawaii scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam

Another place I now know not to stick my dick.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2018 05:24 AM (BtQd4)

693 Hawaii scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam


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Shortened from:

Scuba diver in Hawaii celebrating his 25th wedding anniversary hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at March 30, 2018 05:31 AM (LV5XU)

694 "Hawaii scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam "

Was that wrong?

Cause if someone had told that was wrong...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2018 05:37 AM (EyPfd)

695 I think its a couple of issues. Its being either under the thumb of your husband for the election, it was being so offended by Hillary Clinton and Bill Clintons legacy that you turned on her

Said someone never married to a woman. Try to get your wife to check her tire and oil. Try to get her to not save $500 when buying a $2000 couch.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2018 05:38 AM (BtQd4)

696 this place is deader than hillary's speaking carreer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 06:02 AM (KP5rU)

697 Said someone never married to a woman. Try to get your wife to check her tire and oil. Try to get her to not save $500 when buying a $2000 couch.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I can't get mine to wash the front, just the front, car window when she stops for gas. The next time WE go somewhere and I'm driving she'll say, sure is a lot of bugs on the window, or sure is hard to see out the front window with all that salt spray, on it.

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:05 AM (8ikIW)

698 when i was a tyke and growing up in my parents' first house, my dad absolutely refused to mow the lawn. so mom mowed the lawn.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2018 06:09 AM (Pg+x7)

699 Everyone tells me CNN might lose it's airport exclusivity. Can't happen fast enough for me. Noise pollution. Did y'all know Stormy Davis lost a critical battle before the courts and justice might not get done in the matter of the People vs. Donald J. Trump? Well, CNN knows.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Kluber-ism! at March 30, 2018 06:10 AM (rBnYq)

700 ... and it was one of those manual push mowers. dad was simply too dignified to mow the lawn.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2018 06:11 AM (Pg+x7)

701 when i was a tyke and growing up in my parents' first house, my dad absolutely refused to mow the lawn. so mom mowed the lawn.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

After retirement, my wife loves to mow the lawn. Loves the exercise and being outside.
It takes about 90 minutes to do the whole thing. I do the trimming and such.

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:12 AM (8ikIW)

702 700: That's always been my excuse. I just put on clean pants.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 06:13 AM (KP5rU)

703 If the price for Hillary speaking is $25,000 then it's pretty easy to put a price on the influence people were buying up through election day 2016.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, It's Drinking Time! at March 30, 2018 06:13 AM (rBnYq)

704 Everyone tells me CNN might lose it's airport exclusivity. Can't happen fast enough for me. Noise pollution.

I would agree with the noise pollution. Unless there is actual no lying breaking news on, leave the TV sound off in public areas

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:14 AM (8ikIW)

705 703: I saw a photo of the Bitch of Chappaqua with her arm in a cast. Getting closer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 06:16 AM (KP5rU)

706 Drudge says the Guardian is very worried about the coming extinction of Grizzlies. Oh, you weren't aware of the coming extinction of Grizzlies? That's because it is total and complete bullshit. They are also Very Concerned about the future of butterflies.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, It's Drinking Time! at March 30, 2018 06:16 AM (rBnYq)

707 On to the plane. I hope my coffee holds out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, It's Drinking Time! at March 30, 2018 06:17 AM (rBnYq)

708 They are also Very Concerned about the future of butterflies.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Well, crap! I've got a way to save the grizzlies, but it requires about a ton of butterflies to be fed to each grizzly per day.

Oh well, back to the drawing board.

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:19 AM (8ikIW)

709 Clownifornians have their hair on fire over the coming elimination of mileage standards. It's all Trump and the Koch Brothers fault. These limp dicks need a new song. About time a satellite of Mexico quits wagging the dog. These people are beyond redemption.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 06:23 AM (KP5rU)

710 So the EPA is going to scrap B Husseins fuel economy rules. They want 44 mob by 2025. The 2016 average was over 24. Depending on use and type of engine 10% corn is 4% to 5% less efficient. Just selling 100% gas would raise the average to 25.3.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2018 06:27 AM (BtQd4)

711 Clownifornians have their hair on fire over the coming elimination of mileage standards. It's all Trump and the Koch Brothers fault. These limp dicks need a new song. About time a satellite of Mexico quits wagging the dog. These people are beyond redemption.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Will it still be okay for all of the Californicators to drive to the beach, or skiing, or wine country, or mountain climbing?
Or is all of that stuff really in their backyard like they say in the commercials and they can just walk?

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:27 AM (8ikIW)

712 Or is all of that stuff really in their backyard like they say in the commercials and they can just walk?
Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:27 AM (8ikIW)

Nobody walks in LA

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2018 06:28 AM (BtQd4)

713 Nobody walks in LA
Posted by: rhennigantx

So, high speed train?

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

714 711; Zero fucks given, either way. Pretentious assholes. Been screwing the culture and economy of this country for decades.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 06:29 AM (KP5rU)

715 TUCA had a good point that when Progressives says illegals should be able to vote. If people from other countries can influence election whats the big deal about russians?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2018 06:31 AM (BtQd4)

716 Morning all. Last day of vacation. Headed to Shreveport with the wife and in-laws to the casino.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2018 06:34 AM (HDCbD)

717 TUCA had a good point that when Progressives says illegals should be able to vote. If people from other countries can influence election whats the big deal about russians?
Posted by: rhennigantx



Shamelessly stealing that for future use.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2018 06:35 AM (HDCbD)

718 Morning all. Last day of vacation. Headed to Shreveport with the wife and in-laws to the casino.
Posted by: rickb223

Good Luck!

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:37 AM (8ikIW)

719 718: He'll need it!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2018 06:38 AM (KP5rU)

720 Morning all. Last day of vacation. Headed to Shreveport with the wife and in-laws to the casino.
Posted by: rickb223

Good Luck!
Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:37 AM (8ikIW)

719 718: He'll need it!
Posted by: chavez the hugo



Thank you. Yes I will need luck. I hate the boats in Shreveport. The wife likes them, and the in-laws have never been, so I'm going in pretty much hang out at Bass Pro shops which is right next-door to Margaritaville.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2018 06:41 AM (HDCbD)

721 The first time I went to a casino, I got pretty much bored with losing money after 10 minutes.
So, I went to the bar while my friends gambled. Watched some college football and found that every time I put 4 dollars (this was about 10 years ago) down on the bar, I won a beer.

Cha CHING

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:42 AM (8ikIW)

722 The first time I went to a casino, I got pretty much bored with losing money after 10 minutes.
So, I went to the bar while my friends gambled. Watched some college football and found that every time I put 4 dollars (this was about 10 years ago) down on the bar, I won a beer.

Cha CHING
Posted by: Bruce


My father-in-law hit for $5400 on a penny slot Wednesday night. I have had a couple of 2400s and one for 3900, but if I can get out with just paying less than $50 for the night I'm happy. Figure it's cheap entertainment.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2018 06:44 AM (HDCbD)

723 I got my monthly email from Weber Grill and in the recipes they sent, one was for a meatless meal.
The meatless part was fish.
The fish council was 2 guys at a bar when it came to slogan writing.

Incredible edible egg.
Pork, the other white meat.

Fish, eh, vegetable of the sea.

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:46 AM (8ikIW)

724 That woman's cooter scares me.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


Did it yell BOO ?

Posted by: JT at March 30, 2018 06:46 AM (51kq2)

725 but if I can get out with just paying less than $50 for the night I'm happy. Figure it's cheap entertainment.
Posted by: rickb223

I do that for horse racing. A nice day, people watching, enjoy some talk between races.

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:47 AM (8ikIW)

726 Incredible edible egg.
Pork, the other white meat.

Fish, eh, vegetable of the sea.
Posted by: Bruce



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2018 06:48 AM (HDCbD)

727 Wowser. Chilly morning to be at the gas station setting up your boat to go fishing.

50 degrees. Gonna feel colder on the water.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2018 06:50 AM (HDCbD)

728 I saw a little of the first inning of the Cubs-Marlin game yesterday. When the cameras panned around the stadium a bit, I thought, Wow, they sure invited a lot of empty seats for opening day.
They show the place holding 38000. The game supposedly had 33000 yesterday. I think someone was lying.

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

729 I can't get mine to wash the front, just the front,
car window when she stops for gas. The next time WE go somewhere and I'm
driving she'll say, sure is a lot of bugs on the window, or sure is
hard to see out the front window with all that salt spray, on it.

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:05 AM (8ikIW)



Mine always offers me the use of her car when it gets to a quarter tank.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2018 06:56 AM (vbvxt)

730 nice day, people watching, enjoy some talk between races.
Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:47


RAAAAAAACISSSSSS!!!!!1!!!!

Posted by: Escaped Oaf at March 30, 2018 06:58 AM (Pt0RG)

731 RAAAAAAACISSSSSS!!!!!1!!!!
Posted by: Escaped Oaf


HA!

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

732 Fox said this morning that Sleepin' Sessions says no special prosecutor. Jesus fuck, they all want to hand Congress over to the Demoncrats.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 07:02 AM (+isK9)

733 At the h8 shake place for breakfast.
Mmmmmmm, chicken biscuits.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2018 07:02 AM (HDCbD)

734 Also : I still can't stand Baseball. Burn the heretic.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 07:03 AM (+isK9)

735 Fox said this morning that Sleepin' Sessions says no special prosecutor. Jesus fuck, they all want to hand Congress over to the Demoncrats.
Posted by: Hikaru


Then that means he's part of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2018 07:04 AM (HDCbD)

736 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2018 07:05 AM (hyuyC)

737 735 Then that means he's part of them.

Huber and Rosenstein held a conference together August 30,2017. The reports only say Sessions appointed Huber, none that say he selected him. Would not be surprised if Rosenstein chose him.

Posted by: Ever at March 30, 2018 07:09 AM (OLS0m)

738 Taxes need finishing. Not my most Happy Camper time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2018 07:12 AM (hyuyC)

739
I have my to-do list prepared for today. Did it yesterday before I heard Pope Francis says there's no hell. Might just add a few items to the list.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 30, 2018 07:13 AM (LOgQ4)

740 694 "Hawaii scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam "

----

Call me!
- Whoopie Goldberg

Posted by: Escaped Oaf at March 30, 2018 07:19 AM (Pt0RG)

741 Dope Frankie is going to come out in favor of pedophilia any day now...

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2018 07:20 AM (+isK9)

742 There is a hell. I've been there.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2018 07:21 AM (UdKB7)

743 "Hawaii scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam "

----

Florida man on vacation?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2018 07:23 AM (HDCbD)

744
I know! I'll run amok today. Always wanted to do that. But hell and eternal damnation and all that stuff held me back.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 30, 2018 07:23 AM (LOgQ4)

745 No hell!? The barbed cock was going to be my ultimate conquest.

Posted by: Shep! at March 30, 2018 07:25 AM (nILVB)

746 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2018 07:26 AM (5y11N)

747 Morning NGU

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2018 07:27 AM (HDCbD)

748 Thousands of Palestinians swarm Gaza border for March of Return, 4 killed by IDF fire
The Great March of Return, orchestrated by Hamas, draws thousands of Palestinians to the Gaza-Israel border, prompting IDF snipers to shoot at main instigators; Defense Minister Lieberman warns anyone who approaches security fence is putting his life in jeopardy.

Just what the hamas animals want. they have no respect for human life

Fuckin animals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2018 07:30 AM (5y11N)

749 NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2018 07:30 AM (8ikIW)

750 I'm goin' o watch 'dem O'ues, den I'm goin downyucean, catch some strippers.

Posted by: redenzo at March 30, 2018 07:31 AM (14qvS)

751 You don't need two kidneys, until you do.

Posted by: GMan at March 30, 2018 07:33 AM (sxq57)

752 Having a Jesuit education, I learned VERY early that some Jebbies are worth their Catholic collar and others are not.

Want to read good stuff instead of the PC drivel and BS Jebby crap? Then read everything you can find written by Fr. James Schall (S.J.) There are a few books and lots of columns.

That's enough for the first couple of years' homework.

Posted by: dad29 at March 30, 2018 08:20 AM (7Kti7)

753 Greetings:

I grew up in the Bronx of the '50s and 60s and spent my high school years under the tutelage of the Augustinians. When college reared its head, they made me an nice offer for one one of their universities down Philly way.

My father was appreciative but seemed to think that I would do better with some of his closer supervision and my attendance it a local Jesuit school. Using all his sales skills he pitched me, "You'll like the Jesuits. They're like God's Green berets."

I believe that problem has been solved.

Posted by: 11B40 at March 30, 2018 11:25 AM (evgyj)

754 My opening day was shitty. We lost 3-2 in 11 to the Orioles.

Posted by: ss at March 30, 2018 12:09 PM (iU+1A)

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