EMT 03/24/18

And now for something a little EMT.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

Comments

1 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, March 24, 2018. On this day in 1989 the Exxon Valdez ran aground in Prince William Sound in Alaska spilling 240,000 barrels of crude oil. It became one of the biggest media hype events of all time. Econazis predicted the sound would be uninhabitable for literally thousands of years. If you visit it now it is a pristine environment teaming with wildlife.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

2 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 24, 2018 05:54 AM (4Eza9)

3 Despite the mouthing of stupid liberal black robes Trump has ordered another ban on transgender recruits into the US military.

http://tinyurl.com/ycx2pf9o

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

4 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 05:55 AM (aC6Sd)

5
Kansas City politicians are seeking a 'cause' and the are file criminal charges over a tragic accident in a water park. The standard for charges such as this require you to prove that the perpetrator was aware of an unjustifiable risk associated with the events that led to the death AND that a death was directly caused by that unjustifiable risk. It doesn't seem to me that they have that here. I suspect money grubbing lawfare here. Sure in this case civil tort can be used to bankrupt the operators and owners of this water park but no criminal charges are warranted.

http://tinyurl.com/y9rprny7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

6 Fox News says Brennen has become unhinged on his attacks on Trump. Brennen and nearly everyone else in the Obama regime belong in jail. Now there is where some criminal charges are sorely needed.

http://tinyurl.com/yb7vbgvc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

7 The wife of an illegal Mexican in the US has been sentenced to 50 years in jail for aiding her illegal husband in killing two Utah sheriffs. She should have got life w/o parole or death.

http://tinyurl.com/y8u8wypf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

8 VA idiot stalks into a local congressman's office and threatens to kill him and his staff. He now finds himself facing 10 years in prison. Sometimes the stupid is just out of sight.

http://tinyurl.com/y758v6m8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

9 Left wing trolls march for more unconstitutional gun grabbing this weekend. The media claim they are self-funded through donations but I smell the actions of Soros and other communist turds like the DNC.

http://tinyurl.com/y8qco2js

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

10 RIP Zell Miller, my former Senator, at 86. He was a Democrat at the time but he was one of the last Democrats of the old school who had common sense. Although he remained a Democrat he supported Republicans in his later years in Washington and was highly critical of Democrat policies. Too bad there are not more like him.

http://tinyurl.com/yaq3a6ez

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

11 Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/yapub8x3

And that's it for today. Not much put there today. Everything is tied up on the Trump/RNCe sellout. We have already beat that to death. And today is a rocling chair day for me.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

12 Where's all De Morons at?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

13 Mornin' all!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 24, 2018 06:03 AM (+F0Wk)

14 What did Mexico do?

I turned on my computer and I got a screenful of news (MSN, I think) and there are two stories about how dangerous and awful Mexico is. My takeaway is that "MEXICO BAD" is the current media narrative. Other than the specifics of these stories, what happened?

Posted by: FireHorse at March 24, 2018 06:03 AM (y+SdL)

15 Hopefully we can do something meaningful to reverse these liberal policies that are destroying our nation.

Maybe if we all comment enough on a blog it will make a difference.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2018 06:03 AM (wJnB/)

16 If Mexico is bad then why not wall it off so those bad people can't get here? Interesting idea eh?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 06:05 AM (aC6Sd)

17 16
If Mexico is bad then why not wall it off so those bad people can't get here? Interesting idea eh?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 06:05 AM (aC6Sd)

I pose the opposite; if Mexico is not bad why are so,may pouring in here?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

18 Left wing trolls march for more unconstitutional gun grabbing this weekend. The media claim they are self-funded through donations but I smell the actions of Soros and other communist turds like the DNC.

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If Hogg plays his cards right, he could have a nice career as Soros funded agitator or community organizer. He's eaten the Turkish delight and he's not getting off the sleigh.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 24, 2018 06:08 AM (/qEW2)

19 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 06:09 AM (EyPfd)

20 If Hogg plays his cards right, he could have a nice
career as Soros funded agitator or community organizer. He's eaten the
Turkish delight and he's not getting off the sleigh.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 24, 2018 06:08 AM (/qEW2)\\\

Most of these left wing groups are only paying $10/hr for trolls; he can get more bagging groceries.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

21 My takeaway is that "MEXICO BAD" is the current media narrative. Other than the specifics of these stories, what happened?
Posted by: FireHorse

Maybe Trump! said that Mexico is a nice place and that he like it a lot.

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 06:12 AM (8ikIW)

22
* Cranks up engine. Does donuts on White House Lawn *

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at March 24, 2018 06:13 AM (LOgQ4)

23 It seemed that no matter where I turned the channel to yesterday, David 'Camera' Hogg was there, front and center.

He seems to be getting more emboldened, and demanding as the week goes on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 06:15 AM (EyPfd)

24 Good sports night for me, Villanova won, Hamilton is on pole for the Australian Grand prix and both Haas cars are in the top 10 (6 &7)

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 06:15 AM (aC6Sd)

25 I'm trading a car today. There are few things I hate more than dealing for a car. And it's for Mrs. Blutarski.

Wish me luck.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 24, 2018 06:18 AM (+Tibp)

26
We're able to accomplish more in the minority.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at March 24, 2018 06:19 AM (LOgQ4)

27 "'m trading a car today. There are few things I hate more than dealing for a car. And it's for Mrs. Blutarski. "

You're trading a car for a wife?

Good luck.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 06:21 AM (EyPfd)

28 Good morning everyone and thanks to Vic for the links. They save me from having to listen to the BS drone of 'news' shows. I will celebrate that shit show anti 2nd rally by cleaning guns and reloading.

Vic, Enjoy the rocker and whatever brown liquid suits your tastes.

Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2018 06:21 AM (V+03K)

29 Regarding Mexico...Seems as if a US family of 4 was found dead.

Americans exercise "increased caution" throughout the country.

WHAT HAPPENED: Creston resident Kevin Wayne Sharp, 41, his wife, Amy Marie Sharp, 38, and their children, Sterling Wayne Sharp, 12, and Adrianna Marie Sharp, 7, were found dead in a condominium, police said. There have been conflicting reports about where, exactly, they were staying.

Authorities have also not said how the family died. A report from Mexico's attorney general said violence was not suspected. Results from autopsies were pending.

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 06:25 AM (8ikIW)

30 Hope you can get a nice car with low milage, looking for any particular car make?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 06:26 AM (aC6Sd)

31 From the Mexico story...

Last month, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel published an investigation that identified more than 150 reports from travelers who said they blacked out or became violently ill after having just one or two drinks at dozens of Mexican resorts in Cancun, Playa del Carmen, Puerta Vallarta and Los Cabos. It's unclear whether those tourists were deliberately drugged or became random victims of tainted alcohol, according to the investigation.

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

32 I was in high school when the Exxon spill happened. I remember talking incessantly about it in my classes and how it was the end of oil and the world. There I was in my Economics class buying up their stock.

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at March 24, 2018 06:30 AM (gppsv)

33 Hope you can get a nice car with low milage, looking for any particular car make?
Posted by: Skip

It's not what I would drive but it fits her needs. Her old car is 10 years old and we're now empty nesters.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 24, 2018 06:31 AM (+Tibp)

34 Her old car is 10 years old and we're now empty nesters.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque

It's just getting broke in good.

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 06:32 AM (8ikIW)

35 Wish me luck.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque

Good luck.

We're all counting on you.

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2018 06:33 AM (lvrMR)

36 33 It's not what I would drive but it fits her needs. Her old car is 10 years old and we're now empty nesters.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 24, 2018 06:31 AM (+Tibp)

Practically new compared to my stuff. Must be nice to be a star from the old SNL.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

37 http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/03/you-can-vote-for-conservatism-but-you-cant-get-it.php

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 06:36 AM (aC6Sd)

38 2 years ago I went shopping for a car for my wife. I started out the process by not taking her along. I need to drive it also and because of my height, there's only so many cars that I can sit comfortably in. She would basically like any new car trotted out. Plus she figures the car salesperson is her friend and would never tell her an untruth and OMG Bruce! Why are you being so mean to them??

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 06:37 AM (8ikIW)

39 I like 51 million for international planned parenthood

Sarc if you don't know

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 06:37 AM (aC6Sd)

40
$15m in Developmental assistance to China

* spikes football in end zone *

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at March 24, 2018 06:40 AM (LOgQ4)

41 I heard that Mattis called Trump before he signed the spending bill. So, no veto.

Posted by: Smiling Jack at March 24, 2018 06:40 AM (otSEE)

42 Hola, early morning fappers!

I have a pot of coffee perking and a to-do list. It's going to be a super-productive weekend!

*hits "next episode" button on Netflix*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 24, 2018 06:43 AM (qJtVm)

43 "...Hamilton is on pole"
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That powdered foppish whoreson!

Posted by: Zombie Aaron Burr at March 24, 2018 06:46 AM (qJtVm)

44 Well Morons, back to the rocking chair. Be good.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

45 Yesterday may have been a seminal (positive) day for the Trump Presidency - and no I'm not drinking early. He doesn't like to lose and worse he has to be seething over the gloating from the Dems. Maybe we start seeing him go scorched earth this week?

Posted by: rammajamma at March 24, 2018 06:47 AM (6HRXU)

46 On another note I missed the McCabe thread last night - he must realize he is totally screwed with that oped. Here's hoping there is a lineup of his buddies following him. Comey has to be sweating blood. Maybe Mueller too?

Posted by: rammajamma at March 24, 2018 06:49 AM (6HRXU)

47 I have convinced myself no Swamp creature is sweating yet until that ice is broken and 1 of them gets indictment.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 06:53 AM (aC6Sd)

48 I don't know if all the omnibus is as bad as I've heard, maybe so. But Trump will not like all the cat calling by Dems and accusation of being rolled. He might be born again hard and start doing some rolling of his own.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 24, 2018 06:56 AM (+Tibp)

49 Some good news...
I'm not normally a go out at night type person anymore. But tonite we have tickets for a concert about 75 minute drive from us. A week ago the weather sites were telling me that we were going to get about 4 inches of snow and the place that we are going to was getting about 5 inches. I was already dreading the drive. As of yesterday and today, no snow, or rain or nothing other then cold and windy....I don't mind driving in cold and windy

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 06:56 AM (8ikIW)

50 On another note I missed the McCabe thread last night - he must realize he is totally screwed with that oped. Here's hoping there is a lineup of his buddies following him. Comey has to be sweating blood. Maybe Mueller too?

Going on the record with declarative statements doesn't seem like a good idea considering all the open investigations.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 24, 2018 07:01 AM (rdl6o)

51 Morning, Peeps.

Posted by: fluffy at March 24, 2018 07:05 AM (cHbmY)

52 Made and had a cup of oatmeal, now its pie time

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 07:05 AM (aC6Sd)

53 Made and had a cup of oatmeal, now its pie time
Posted by: Skip

Oh boy! Breakfast dessert!

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 07:09 AM (8ikIW)

54 39 I like 51 million for international planned parenthood

Yeah, we dont kill enough brown and black kids by burning corn for fuel.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 07:10 AM (BtQd4)

55 My final four picks were...

Nope. Not gonna say.
Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.

** uncrosses bat handles leaning against dugout fence **

Posted by: teej at March 24, 2018 07:14 AM (ZCD4H)

56 'm trading a car today. There are few things I hate more than dealing for a car. And it's for Mrs. Blutarski. "

You're trading a car for a wife?

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Be sure you're allowed to drive it after the purchase.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 24, 2018 07:14 AM (JTMqu)

57 Breakfast desert is one of life's joys. You really feel like you're getting away with something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 24, 2018 07:15 AM (JTMqu)

58 23 It seemed that no matter where I turned the channel to yesterday, David 'Camera' Hogg was there, front and center.
____________________

Makes me glad I cut the cable years ago. I don't have to see that smug little punk's ugly face or listen to his ignorant pontificating.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2018 07:16 AM (fqUgw)

59 WZ - The little Communists at the Broward Co. High school are not happy their taunts have come back to bit them, they have to have clear backpacks and ID badge at all times.
Isn't Communism fun kiddies?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 07:18 AM (aC6Sd)

60 15 Hopefully we can do something meaningful to reverse these liberal policies that are destroying our nation.

Maybe if we all comment enough on a blog it will make a difference.

Irony / sarcasm appreciated. But, it is a sad truth that increasing the volume on talk radio, the blogs, etc. rarely translates into votes on election day.

America lost yesterday because there are simply not enough Republican votes to end the filibuster rule. It is that simple.

Suppose he had vetoed the spending bill? What then? Does any serious person really believe the Swamp would have run up the white flag? They would have doubled down and forced him to sign an even worse spending bill.

The filibuster was originally created to protect the slave power. Now, it protects the big government power.

Posted by: Call me Ishmael at March 24, 2018 07:19 AM (9X60i)

61 'Maybe if we all comment enough on a blog it will make a difference'

Probably not but it saves money on therapists.

Posted by: freaked at March 24, 2018 07:21 AM (UdKB7)

62
Good morning, Hordians.

Six days of the week I have to get up at 5:00. Today is the only day I can sleep in. So I woke up at... 5:00.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2018 07:21 AM (QixYx)

63 55 My final four picks were...

I used to like March Madness but the media spent so much time with Obama and how great his picks were now nary a fuk is given

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 07:22 AM (BtQd4)

64 Isn't Communism fun kiddies?
Posted by: Skip

Sean Spicier mentions the clear backpack in a tweet.
Someone replies...

Spoken like a man who's never had to carry tampons.

I thought nothing was off limits anymore. Commercials on TV, tampons as earrings, throwing used ones at people you don't like.
Plus, having they want them to wear an ID badge all the time.

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 07:23 AM (8ikIW)

65
Perhaps Hogg's face will today meet that first for which it has been waiting so long.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2018 07:26 AM (VidtX)

66 59 WZ - The little Communists at the Broward Co. High school are not happy their taunts have come back to bit them, they have to have clear backpacks and ID badge at all times.
Isn't Communism fun kiddies?
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 07:18 AM (aC6Sd)

The March for Lets Punish Innocent People and Take Away their Rights is little more than the typical fascist plan to use laws to destroy rights and freedom. Where is the March for School Safety? Or March for Better Policing? Main thing is they HATE YOU!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 07:28 AM (BtQd4)

67
Made and had a cup of oatmeal, now its pie time
Posted by: Skip

I hope they were rolled oats. Much healthier.

Talking about getting rolled, what do you think of that spending bill?

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at March 24, 2018 07:28 AM (LOgQ4)

68
Spoken like a man who's never had to carry tampons.

Spoken like a woman who is too stupid to know you throw them out once they are used.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2018 07:28 AM (VidtX)

69 64 Sean Spicier mentions the clear backpack in a tweet.

You can get an AR in a backpack? I thot this was all about rifles!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 07:31 AM (BtQd4)

70 >>>>It seemed that no matter where I turned the channel to yesterday, David 'Camera' Hogg was there, front and center.

He seems to be getting more emboldened, and demanding as the week goes on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 06:15 AM
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.
.IMO he lost his luster with the left over his transparent back pack mistake.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 24, 2018 07:31 AM (+Dllb)

71 Yes 5 minute rolled oats,

Hadrian - I have been getting up at 4am for years is rare to sleep in, was up in middle of night to watch qualifying today but even normal weekends its up around 4

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 07:35 AM (aC6Sd)

72 I have decided to reduce three zeros of the currency and take out of circulation the current bills and put into circulation new bills, Maduro said on Thursday during a broadcast on state channel VTV.

Yep, it is those damn zeros again. We have a perfectly good socialist economy and eliminating three zeros will save us money on printing ink.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 07:35 AM (BtQd4)

73 You can get an AR in a backpack? I thot this was all about rifles!
Posted by: rhennigantx

You can order them now with a "bendy" barrel and stock. Folds right up.

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 07:35 AM (8ikIW)

74 Anyone still think the msm isn't hard core Leftists?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 07:35 AM (aC6Sd)

75 Spoken like a man who's never had to carry tampons

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You're pointing your anger at the wrong camera hog, sugartitis.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 24, 2018 07:36 AM (ks6bw)

76
Women can do anything. They're so smart and self sufficient. But when it comes to tampons and the transport of same they turn into quivering piles of nervous nellies.

Embarrassed? Do what guys have done for ages... hollow out a freaking book. Plus, you can put your weed in there.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 24, 2018 07:37 AM (LOgQ4)

77 The garden was a subversive act, she said. You can't go in with guns blazing until people trust you.

Well duh! Name one thing Progressives do that is not about trying to hide or cover their agenda.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 07:38 AM (BtQd4)

78
You can order them now with a "bendy" barrel and stock. Folds right up

Gummy ARs. Gummy bullets, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2018 07:39 AM (VidtX)

79 10 RIP Zell Miller, my former Senator, at 86. He was a Democrat at the time but he was one of the last Democrats of the old school who had common sense. Although he remained a Democrat he supported Republicans in his later years in Washington and was highly critical of Democrat policies. Too bad there are not more like him.

I still remember his spitball comment at the Republican Convention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C58YAONY_hE

Posted by: jsg at March 24, 2018 07:40 AM (jq4ff)

80 I get the feeling that the Hogg kid would be perfectly content to be a guard at a "fun camp" for conservatives. He creeps me out.

Posted by: Jmel at March 24, 2018 07:41 AM (OeWgo)

81 Gummy ARs. Gummy bullets, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Load up, Load up, Load up, with gummy bullets...

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 07:41 AM (8ikIW)

82 What's the fuss about the tampons? Why don't the chicks just wear a couple as earrings on their "ladies' days"? That's all the fashion rage among lefty feminazis, isn't it?

If you're wearing them as jewelry, you won't have to worry about anybody seeing them in your see-through backpack!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2018 07:42 AM (fqUgw)

83 52 ... Skip, the pie IS breakfast. The oatmeal is the appetizer.

My oatmeal is the slow cook steel cut style. It is so much better than instant or rolled. Add a teaspoon of homemade cranberry sauce and some good cinnamon. Delish! With cold milk and good coffee to sip.

Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2018 07:42 AM (V+03K)

84 You know everyone knowing you're carrying tampons around might be useful for both you and them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 24, 2018 07:42 AM (ks6bw)

85 Just depressed over the GOPe victory yesterday. We voted for change and we aren't getting it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 24, 2018 07:43 AM (rBnYq)

86 You know comma will make that much easier to understand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 24, 2018 07:43 AM (ks6bw)

87 Morning all.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2018 07:44 AM (G11nN)

88 You know comma will make that much easier to understand.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

It might, but it would take all the challenge out of reading AoS

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 07:45 AM (8ikIW)

89 Who's giving Hogg boy a platform? Is it still CNN? He's a snot nosed 12 year old why hasn't he been kicked to the curb yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 24, 2018 07:45 AM (nBr1j)

90 By the By if ya'll haven't heard PDT instructed the Military last night to stop allowing transexuals to serve.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2018 07:45 AM (G11nN)

91
My sole contribution to the well of profundity that was last night's ONT --

713
Imagine Hogg and his Parkland anti-gun rat pack singing "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" from "Caberet".

It's easy if you try. They have that mentality.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2018 07:45 AM (VidtX)

92 >>>>>You can get an AR in a backpack? I thot this was all about rifles!

Posted by: rhennigantx

You can order them now with a "bendy" barrel and stock. Folds right up.

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 07:35 AM
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.
.You can fit the new Ruger 9mm Carbine easily in a back pack. It is a take down rifle and can use the Glock magazines. They have a 33 round mag that will fit in it. 4 or 5 of those and the carbine itself would easily fit in the typical kids pack.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 24, 2018 07:46 AM (+Dllb)

93 Bombing kills two in Egypt's Alexandria, targets security chief
Bomb placed under a car targeted police chief in the city, Maj. Gen. Mostafa al-Nemr, who was driving by when it went off; policeman, driver killed, four other policemen hurt.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2018 07:46 AM (G11nN)

94 Just depressed over the GOPe victory yesterday. We voted for change and we aren't getting it.

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Look at the bright side. It's like catching your wife cheating and giving her another chance. There's no need to give her another chance after you catch her again. That's the R side of it all.

I still support Trump, but I don't care what the Rs tell me from here on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 24, 2018 07:47 AM (ks6bw)

95 Steven Hayward's "This Week In Pictures" is one of my favorite features. This week is a good one:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9o6xjm7

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 24, 2018 07:47 AM (rBnYq)

96 How much wood could a woodpecker peck
off the side of my house...
at 7 AM...
on a Saturday...

...before a pissed off-Otoko blasts him in his stupid little pecker face?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2018 07:49 AM (BRvh1)

97 I've said it often and I'll repeat it as much, but the nation is lost within the next ten years anyway. The best we can hope for is SCOTUS.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 24, 2018 07:50 AM (ks6bw)

98 Morning all. Pretty sunrise underway here.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2018 07:50 AM (8PL+d)

99 I've said it often and I'll repeat it as much, but the nation is lost within the next ten years anyway.

And a happy good morning to you also?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2018 07:51 AM (G11nN)

100 Why haven't we gone into Mexico, kicked the shit out of anything and everything resembling a criminal enterprise, dissolved their government, and annexed the entire joint for our profit and enjoyment?

Kiss my American ass.

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2018 07:51 AM (bJ0w+)

101 French hero officer who swapped himself for hostage dies
Col. Arnaud Beltrame, one of the first officers to respond to the attack on the supermarket in the south of France, succumbs to his injuries; he volunteered to take place of female hostage and left on his cellphone so police could hear what was happening inside the store.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2018 07:51 AM (G11nN)

102 "Morning all. Pretty sunrise underway here."

I gotta tell ya, that's one thing I do miss.

Sunrise, while underway.
Sunsets, as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 07:52 AM (EyPfd)

103 We have a tub of steel cut but takes more time to make, I like 5 minute because coffee is taking that much time as well, do go instant when have longer to travel and time is less.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 07:52 AM (aC6Sd)

104 >>> I get the feeling that the Hogg kid would be perfectly content to be a guard at a "fun camp" for conservatives. He creeps me out.

I should be commandant. I've been on CN fucking N!!1!

Posted by: Underboss Hogg at March 24, 2018 07:52 AM (cHbmY)

105 The picture of Hillary "ready for the stairs" is particularly good

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 24, 2018 07:52 AM (rBnYq)

106 You can fit the new Ruger 9mm Carbine easily in a back pack. It is a take down rifle and can use the Glock magazines. They have a 33 round mag that will fit in it. 4 or 5 of those and the carbine itself would easily fit in the typical kids pack.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 24, 2018 07:46 AM (+Dllb)

Yeah but the 9mm is a slow bullet compared to the 5.56.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 07:52 AM (BtQd4)

107 101 French hero officer who swapped himself for hostage dies
Col. Arnaud Beltrame, one of the first officers to respond to the attack on the supermarket in the south of France, succumbs to his injuries; he volunteered to take place of female hostage and left on his cellphone so police could hear what was happening inside the store.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2018 07:51 AM (G11nN)

That's amazing. It makes me sad that we have diluted the English word "hero" to the point where it no longer sufficiently describes this sort of behavior.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2018 07:53 AM (BRvh1)

108 Yeah but the 9mm is a slow bullet compared to the 5.56.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 07:52 AM (BtQd4)

Yeah but I hear if you wear these special sunglasses, it slows the bullet down. CNN said so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2018 07:54 AM (G11nN)

109 "Yeah but the 9mm is a slow bullet compared to the 5.56. "

But they're both pretty zippy compared to my overweight ass.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 07:55 AM (EyPfd)

110 But they're both pretty zippy compared to my overweight ass.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Serpentine VIA, Serpentine!

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2018 07:55 AM (8ikIW)

111 104 >>> I get the feeling that the Hogg kid would be perfectly content to be a guard at a "fun camp" for conservatives. He creeps me out.

I should be commandant. I've been on CN fucking N!!1!
Posted by: Underboss Hogg at March 24, 2018 07:52 AM (cHbmY)

I read some comment of his where he thinks 'they' should be in charge because old people don't know how to text or something. I have no idea why any rational person would listen to this knobjob for more than 2 seconds.

Posted by: jsg at March 24, 2018 07:56 AM (jq4ff)

112 100 Why haven't we gone into Mexico, kicked the shit out of anything and everything resembling a criminal enterprise, dissolved their government, and annexed the entire joint for our profit and enjoyment?

I'm ready to try again.

Posted by: Black Jack Pershing at March 24, 2018 07:56 AM (9X60i)

113 How everybody's butthole feel this morning ? Wont hurt near as much next time. Oh yeah, there wont be a next time.
RRRRRRRRRIGHT

Posted by: Two Scoops at March 24, 2018 07:57 AM (VWsDy)

114 The National Park Service is estimating that there will be 500,000 people marching in DC today. some media estimates are saying possibly a million will march.

500,000 is all they could get on a Saturday with basically unlimited money?

The lowest reliable estimate of the Tea Party March was 1.2 Million to a high of over 2 million and that was ABC news estimating. Plus the march was on Wednesday 9/12 not on a weekend.

They are pathetic losers.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 24, 2018 07:57 AM (+Dllb)

115 109 "Yeah but the 9mm is a slow bullet compared to the 5.56. "

But they're both pretty zippy compared to my overweight ass.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 07:55 AM (EyPfd)

It was from a CNN graphic explaining why the Cop did not got into the school.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 07:57 AM (BtQd4)

116 100 Why haven't we gone into Mexico, kicked the shit out of anything and everything resembling a criminal enterprise, dissolved their government, and annexed the entire joint for our profit and enjoyment?

We would just end up having to take care of them all there. Don't we take care of enough of them here already ?

Posted by: jsg at March 24, 2018 07:58 AM (jq4ff)

117 re the McCabe whine piece in the WaPo. Here's a sobering thought -- What if he really believes that crap? That he truly believes he's done nothing wrong? To cite a Zep lyric:

Lyin', cheatin', hurtin', that's all you seem to do

He's been in the culture of corruption all his professional life surrounded by like-minded people.

Like the lefties that claim "I don't know a soul that voted for Nixon/Reagan/Trump" they ain't lying about that. Their circle is completely free of that sort of American.

Posted by: GnuBreed, stringent anti-beetist at March 24, 2018 08:00 AM (0ogQG)

118 Good morning, Horde!

It's March 24, and my memory goes back to the weekend of March 23-25, 1996. Comet Hale-Bopp had been discovered while it was inbound, and was predicted to be a bright naked-eye comet in 1997.

But in January 1996, Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake spotted another faint comet. It was quickly determined to be heading almost directly for Earth, and for that one weekend in March, it stole the show from Hale-Bopp. It was high overhead and absolutely dominated the night sky. I drove miles to a dark country site, spread out a blanket, and just lay there drinking it in. I froze my ass off, but it was worth it to see a comet like I had read about in history books.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_Hyakutake

That photo doesn't do it justice.

Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2018 08:01 AM (sdi6R)

119
Today we are to be lectured -- "schooled", if you will -- by members of a generation who have been judged tempermentally unsuited to carry even something as innocuous as a pocketknife into a school building about why firearms need to be done away with for good and all.

How is it that our schoolrooms fifty years ago weren't festooned with broken, wounded and dying bodies when we were permitted to bring both pocketknives and firearms onto school grounds? The world wonders ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2018 08:01 AM (VidtX)

120 Pickled beets are horrific. Even the smell makes me gag.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2018 08:01 AM (8PL+d)

121 I read some comment of his where he thinks 'they' should be in charge because old people don't know how to text or something. I have no idea why any rational person would listen to this knobjob for more than 2 seconds.
__________________

I liked the part where evil google removed the foul-mouthed little puke's nasty rant from YouTube.

Can't have the rubes seeing for themselves what a foul piece of work the left's favorite spokes-kiddie is; might start them questioning why anybody should be listening to the smug little twat in the first place.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2018 08:01 AM (fqUgw)

122 " It was from a CNN graphic explaining why the Cop did not got into the school."

Maybe outfit them with one of these?

Granted, it's not as fast as a 5.56.
But I think it balances out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IDF_Caterpillar_D9

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 08:02 AM (EyPfd)

123 The Gaza gansters also took another funding cut.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2018 08:02 AM (5yGiN)

124 Can I take this stupid Trump mask off now ??

Posted by: Jeb! at March 24, 2018 08:02 AM (VWsDy)

125 My dad considered pie to be the perfect breakfast food. My grandmother was a Quebec farm girl and I was told the previous day's desserts were breakfast to hold the family until the wood or coal stove got hot enough to do that day's cooking. That didn't change while raising a family in central MA.

Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2018 08:03 AM (V+03K)

126 The definitive "slow bullet" guy. Ladies and gentlemen and hordelings, let's remember Lawrence O'Donnell!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8zsyvhg

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 24, 2018 08:04 AM (rBnYq)

127 I read some comment of his where he thinks 'they' should be in charge because old people don't know how to text or something. I have no idea why any rational person would listen to this knobjob for more than 2 seconds.
Posted by: jsg at March 24, 2018 07:56 AM (jq4ff)

This is Ezekiel Emmanuel thought. The value of a life is determined by age and how much they can contribute to the common. Children up to about 4 or 5 and those over 75 (unless they are the chosen) are worthless.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 08:04 AM (BtQd4)

128 Gnubreed - Thats exactly it, these people are convinced their idea is what is best for the country and world. How they get it is of no consequence.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 08:04 AM (aC6Sd)

129 Oh my!

This is rich, on so many levels.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/290887/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 08:04 AM (EyPfd)

130 Left wing trolls march for more unconstitutional gun grabbing this weekend. The media claim they are self-funded through donations but I smell the actions of Soros and other communist turds like the DNC.

http://tinyurl.com/y8qco2js
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

None of the protests are grass roots. It's all organized by some version of the Comintern. Sad thing is they always having willing stooges to do their bidding.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2018 08:04 AM (SiINZ)

131 the McCabe whine piece in the WaPo. Here's a sobering thought -- What if he really believes that crap? That he truly believes he's done nothing wrong? To cite a Zep lyric:

Lyin', cheatin', hurtin', that's all you seem to do

He's been in the culture of corruption all his professional life surrounded by like-minded people.

Like the lefties that claim "I don't know a soul that voted for Nixon/Reagan/Trump" they ain't lying about that. Their circle is completely free of that sort of American.
Posted by: GnuBreed, stringent anti-beetist at March 24, 2018 08:00 AM (0ogQG)

And you'll notice, as much as mccabe hates PDT, he did not even hint at any malfeasance by PDT. Because there was none and he has not evidence what so ever

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2018 08:05 AM (G11nN)

132 This pie talk ( I knpw I started it) is making my hungry for shoo-fly pie.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 08:06 AM (aC6Sd)

133 It seemed that no matter where I turned the channel to yesterday, David 'Camera' Hogg was there, front and center.

He seems to be getting more emboldened, and demanding as the week goes on.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 06:15 AM (EyPfd)

Hogg, Baldilocks and a few other of the useful idiots were on the cover of Time Magazine. They'll end up on a park bench next to Cindy Sheehan when their time is up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2018 08:07 AM (SiINZ)

134 "making my hungry for shoo-fly pie."

That's some damn good eatin' right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 08:07 AM (EyPfd)

135
How is it that our schoolrooms fifty years ago weren't festooned with broken, wounded and dying bodies when we were permitted to bring both pocketknives and firearms onto school grounds? The world wonders ...
___________________

Fifty years ago our schoolrooms were filled with Americans who had a sense of community and shared destiny.

Today they're filled with "diversity!" and all the mistrust, suspicion, tribalism, and violence that comes along with it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2018 08:07 AM (fqUgw)

136 129 Oh my!

This is rich, on so many levels.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/290887/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 08:04 AM (EyPfd)

I here this is a top selling item at the American Nazi Party webstore.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 08:08 AM (BtQd4)

137 "Hogg, Baldilocks and a few other of the useful idiots were on the cover of Time Magazine. "

I wish we would quit referring to her as Baldilocks.

Many of us know the original Baldilocks.

And she is a wonderful person.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 08:08 AM (EyPfd)

138 Can anyone think of another instance of Americans marching to take away the constitutional rights of other Americans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 24, 2018 08:08 AM (ks6bw)

139 Hogg Head is destined to be another flash in the pan like Fluke, Sheehan, or that 13 year old 'Republican' wunderkind that turned Dem by the time he was 16.

Useful tools for a bit, then discarded.

Posted by: GnuBreed, stringent anti-beetist at March 24, 2018 08:08 AM (0ogQG)

140 >>>>How is it that our schoolrooms fifty years ago
weren't festooned with broken, wounded and dying bodies when we were
permitted to bring both pocketknives and firearms onto school grounds?
The world wonders ...

___________________

Fifty years ago our schoolrooms were filled with Americans who had a sense of community and shared destiny.

Today they're filled with "diversity!" and all the mistrust, suspicion, tribalism, and violence that comes along with it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2018 08:07 AM
.
.
.Easy.....fifty years ago schools were all about learning and discipline.

Today it's all about *feelings*.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 24, 2018 08:09 AM (+Dllb)

141 Shared destiny is such a good way of putting it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 24, 2018 08:09 AM (ks6bw)

142 >>>I'm ready to try again.

Posted by: Black Jack Pershing<<<

God forbid you have to rely on the typical American government legislator to support you, but with proper logistical support, I am certain you succeed this time.

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2018 08:10 AM (bJ0w+)

143 Hillary fundraiser causes a stink with the DNC

Just as Democratic donors thought they'd finally put away wallets for Hillary Clinton, she's coming back to NYC for a fundraiser for her nonprofit
Clinton will be in town on April 30 for her "Onward Together" organization, to support young political leaders.

And by young political leaders she means herself. I really hope the bitter drunk runs again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2018 08:10 AM (SiINZ)

144 Now I saw that typo and tried to fix it but it didn't change anyway.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 08:10 AM (aC6Sd)

145 Trump's gonna find out that screwing your base over IS a lot worse than shooting someone on Fifth Ave. STUPID PUTZ

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2018 08:10 AM (VWsDy)

146
I'm not blaming Trump on the budget fiasco as much as the Senate. The "Republicans" had two hours to review 2,000 plus pages when their back was against the wall time-wise with another shutdown looming?

I mean what... the... fvck? Does anyone do their homework or is it total anarchy there?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 24, 2018 08:10 AM (LOgQ4)

147 132 ... Skip, it's partly my fault for reminiscing. Shoo fly pie would be great since I love molasses. And now I have a taste for my grandmother's blueberry pie, the best I ever had. Damn! I should do some baking this weekend.

Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2018 08:11 AM (V+03K)

148 "Can anyone think of another instance of Americans marching to take away the constitutional rights of other Americans."

I guess one could argue that the protests against defunding abortion are about taking away a 'pre-human, pre-citizens' right to life.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 08:12 AM (EyPfd)

149 Mmmmmm........shoo-fly pie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2018 08:12 AM (89T5c)

150 >>> I wish we would quit referring to her as Baldilocks.

Maybe call yer Young Sinead?

Posted by: fluffy at March 24, 2018 08:12 AM (cHbmY)

151 https://pjmedia.com/video/actors-casting-call-surprised-real-gun-facts-theyre-asked-read/

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 08:13 AM (BtQd4)

152
There are 404 calories in 1 piece of Shoo-Fly Pie. Calorie breakdown: 28% fat, 68% carbs, 4% protein.

No Gainzzz for you.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 24, 2018 08:13 AM (LOgQ4)

153 I mean what... the... fvck? Does anyone do their homework or is it total anarchy there?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 24, 2018 08:10 AM (LOgQ4)

Anarchy by design

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2018 08:13 AM (VWsDy)

154 I wish we would quit referring to her as Baldilocks.

Skinhead?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2018 08:14 AM (SiINZ)

155 >>> Can anyone think of another instance of Americans marching to take away the constitutional rights of other Americans.

Not that long ago, thousands of Bostonians turned out to protest against free speech.

Good job, Massachusetts!

Posted by: fluffy; Masshole at March 24, 2018 08:14 AM (cHbmY)

156 137 "Hogg, Baldilocks and a few other of the useful idiots were on the cover of Time Magazine. "

I wish we would quit referring to her as Baldilocks.

Many of us know the original Baldilocks.

And she is a wonderful person.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 08:08 AM (EyPfd)

^^This. And the real baldilocks still comments here occasionally.

Shaved Head Girl would actually be kind of attractive if she had hair.

Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2018 08:14 AM (sdi6R)

157 Palomino.

Palomino!!!

PALOMINO!!!!

PALOMINO!!!

Posted by: Donald J Trump at March 24, 2018 08:14 AM (+Tibp)

158 404. That's low. Thought it would be more actually.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2018 08:15 AM (89T5c)

159 138 Can anyone think of another instance of Americans marching to take away the constitutional rights of other Americans.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 24, 2018 08:08 AM (ks6bw)

*cough*

Posted by: The Ku Klux Klan at March 24, 2018 08:16 AM (sdi6R)

160 "404. That's low. Thought it would be more actually."

They're cutting it wrong.

Hand me the knife.....

(And get a bigger plate than that dinky little thing)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 08:17 AM (EyPfd)

161 Instead of Baldilocks, I would suggest Shit Head but that doesn't narrow down the possibilties.

Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2018 08:19 AM (V+03K)

162 Prohibition

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2018 08:20 AM (aC6Sd)

163
There's a big dilemma
About bald-head Emma
Uh huh
Oh yea

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 24, 2018 08:20 AM (UdKB7)

164 "Instead of Baldilocks, I would suggest Shit Head but that doesn't narrow down the possibilties."

How about...That shaved head, mouth breathing shallow thinking bint, what hangs out in interviews with that little fascist prick with the triangle head?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 08:20 AM (EyPfd)

165 an anyone think of another instance of Americans marching to take away the constitutional rights of other Americans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 24, 2018 08:08 AM (ks6bw)

I can think of a group. They don't march but they do have a convention every four years

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2018 08:21 AM (SiINZ)

166 Hillary Clinton is that Lego you keep stepping on at 3 in the morning.

Posted by: jsg at March 24, 2018 08:23 AM (jq4ff)

167 Los NOODES!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2018 08:23 AM (EyPfd)

168
Skinhead?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2018 08:14 AM (SiINZ)

Skinheadette

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2018 08:24 AM (2K6fY)

169 164...VIA, yeah, that should cover it. Accuracy is important.

Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2018 08:24 AM (V+03K)

170 A notable point about Comet Hyakutake is that it was discovered on January 31 and made its closest approach to Earth on March 25, zooming 10 million miles above the North Pole.

That means that a comet could be discovered and determined to be on a collision course. Even if we had assets in space to destroy or deflect it, we could have less than two months to act.

Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2018 08:24 AM (sdi6R)

171 Hillary Clinton is that ~~Lego~~ hurked up hairball you keep stepping on at 3 in the morning.

FIFY

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2018 08:25 AM (2K6fY)

172 138 Can anyone think of another instance of Americans marching to take away the constitutional rights of other Americans.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 24, 2018 08:08 AM (ks6bw)

Womens March was about taking away mens rights
Inauguration Day Protest was about throwing out Electoral College
All Antifa Marches are about eliminating Free Speech and Capitalism

All Progressive Rallys are built on the idea that they are better off by making someone else worse off.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2018 08:35 AM (BtQd4)

173 I'll be at the protests today!

Posted by: HS Girl Who Puts Out at March 24, 2018 01:59 PM (K0z2U)

174 Just so I can say it: screw L's fans, and that includes her.

Posted by: Angry and bitter at March 24, 2018 07:49 PM (QRQUw)

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