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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (3/20/18 )
The selling point of socialized medicine, much like touted for Obamacare, was a promise that you’d get life-saving treatment you’d otherwise be denied. Pro-tip: If you’re put on government waiting lists, and especially when there is no private alternative, you are not getting the life-saving treatment the government promised to you as a “right”. The Political Hat
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"Unfortunately the Supreme Court denied review in our death penalty challenge #hidalgo. I remain convinced that SCOTUS will come to recognize that the death penalty, as practically administered in this country, is unconstitutional. It may be lawful in theory, just not in practice," Neal Katya
(h/t American Digest.)
Public records requests have revealed that on at least four occasions, the Raleigh-Durham police obtained warrants forcing Google to reveal the identities of every mobile user within acres of a crime scene, sweeping up the personal information of thousands of people in a quest to locate a single perp. The warrants came with gag orders that banned Google from disclosing their existence; in their requests for the warrants, local prosecutors say that they don't even believe that warrants are needed to get this information, but since Google insists, they're willing to get them.
The U.S. State Department under former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson vetted and approved the publication of fiercely anti-Trump news articles written by a current State Department official, Conservative Review has learned. On October 13 in the White House, President Trump announced that he had ordered a complete strategic review concerning the United States’ Iran policy. “Today, I am announcing our strategy, along with several major steps we are taking to confront the Iranian regime’s hostile actions and to ensure that Iran never, and I mean never, acquires a nuclear weapon,” the president announced, setting a major course change from the Obama administration’s appeasement-minded policies.Had I been POTUS, I would have fired your ass too Tillerson.
Need a snicker or two? 10 Unforgettable Moments Caught on Live TV!
Sex robots and their customers. What won't they do? Gay sex robots in demand.
Lumidolls, the world’s first sex doll brothel in Barcelona, Spain, has started offering a male sex doll to curious straight men looking to “experiment” with homosexuality. These clients, described as “bi-curious”, request the masculine sex doll because they do not want to be involved “with a real guy”, Lumidolls co-owner Sergi Prieto told Daily Star Online. The human-like silicone doll, named Ken, has a thin, muscular body, a customisable penis and is easy to “move or change position at your whim”, according to Lumidolls.
OOOPS
Three new studies suggest that early humans in East Africa started doing much more complex things—making more sophisticated tools, trading with neighboring groups for better stone, and maybe even using symbols to communicate—in order to survive rapid climate shifts 320,000 ago.Those findings may support the theory that bigger social networks, more complicated tool-making technology, and symbolic thinking helped drive early humans to evolve larger brains by the Middle Pleistocene, around 200,000 years ago. Emphasis addedRapid climate shifts 320,000 years ago? Amazing.
March 20, 1969, John Lennon married Yoko Ono in Gibraltar. They spent their honeymoon in Amsterdam campaigning for an international "Bed-In" for peace. They planned another "Bed-in" in the United States, but were denied entry. The couple then went to Montreal, and during a "Bed-in" at the Queen Elizabeth Hotel recorded ‘Give Peace a Chance’. Lennon also detailed this period in The Beatles ‘The Ballad of John and Yoko’, recorded by Lennon and McCartney on April 14, 1969. via thisdayinmusic.com
March 20, 1949, Born on this day, American blues rock guitarist and singer Jimmie Vaughan who was a member of the Fabulous Thunderbirds. He is the older brother of the late guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan. The Fabulous Thunderbirds on two hit songs of the 1980s, 'Tuff Enuff' and 'Wrap It Up.' via thisdayinmusic.com
Want to tailgate before a Green Bay Packer game? Leave it to politicians to be a sharp stick in the eye. Politicians and the Tavern League out kill another one of your freedoms.
Packers fans have much to be excited about as the free agent period comes into full swing. Previously the Packers have been notoriously quiet during the offseason, but new Packers GM Brian Gutekunst looks to take a more aggressive approach in free agency to revamp a defense ranked as one of the worst in the league. But if Packers faithful are looking to celebrate this change of direction with an adult beverage outside the hallowed confines of Lambeau Field, under a proposed state law they could be breaking the law. A proposal currently making its way through the state legislature, Assembly Bill 433, would make tailgating illegal before Packers (and potentially Milwaukee Brewers and Wisconsin Badgers) games. Specifically, it would ban the consumption of alcoholic beverages on private property if the person in charge of the property received payment for temporary use of the property, unless that person obtained a retail license to sell alcoholic beverages.
I'm not sure if this falls in the category of The Morning Rant or Genius Award Winner.
MINNESOTA – A woman who mistakenly fatally shot her boyfriend during a YouTube stunt has been sentenced to 180 days in jail. 20-year-old Monalisa Perez, who was 19 at the time of the incident, and her boyfriend, 22-year-old Pedro Ruiz were trying to achieve YouTube fame – to get views, subscribers and notoriety – so they tried amping up their pranks. According to court documents, Perez shot Ruiz at close range in June 2017 with a .50 caliber handgun after he mistakenly thought the book he was holding would stop the bullet. “They were in love. They loved each other. It was just a prank gone wrong. It shouldn’t of happened like this. It shouldn’t have happened at all,” said Ruiz’s aunt, Claudia Ruiz. “He wanted to have so many babies. I remember him telling me.”
Yay! They reproduced.
Florida lieutenant fired after she was caught drunk driving in REVERSE ending her 20-year police career
Pinellas County Sheriff's Office lieutenant Christi Ruhtz, 41, was fired from her post after she was caught drunk driving Sunday morning
A phone call reported a woman driving in reverse while honking around 2am
Police on the scene found Ruhtz alone in the car with bloodshot eyes and reeking of alcohol
She was charged with driving under the influence and booked into Pinellas County Jail
Too bad she is a white woman and wasn't a black basketball player. Everything would have been cool.
The ONT attempts to keep politics out of the Feel Good Story of The Day. However, Greenville County S.C. school district is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
A spokeswoman for South Carolina’s biggest school district explained Friday why the district marked students as having cut class if they attended the Wednesday walkout. Approximately 1,000 students from Greenville County Schools will be marked as having cut class during the gun control protests Wednesday, according to information obtained by The Daily Caller News Foundation. The district schools around 77,000 students, reported The Associated Press
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Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 10:01 PM (kufk0)
Fucking types deletes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2018 10:02 PM (q177U)
Posted by: iwuzhere at March 20, 2018 10:02 PM (jiGGU)
I rebooted my computer.
I did, however, ponder calling the number and laying a full-on panic attack on the Asian on the other end. Something like a hair-on-fire oh my God, oh my God, first I lose my wife than my computer. I can't take it any more, followed by what sounds like a gun shot and silence.
That would have been mischievous, I guess.
And hello Horde.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 20, 2018 10:02 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 10:02 PM (H+7tw)
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Posted by: Bar Owners Everywhere at March 20, 2018 10:02 PM (yzxic)
What an asshole.
Posted by: Not Placeboing at March 20, 2018 10:02 PM (Y0Ohw)
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You guys are doing GREAT!
Posted by: zombie Caesar Nero at March 20, 2018 10:03 PM (ROV4u)
Wow, Thanks for another jam-packed ONT, MisHum!
Re Quote Numero Uno: if you're not regularly reading TOH's blog, you're definitely missing excellent commentary and info.
Mixed bag Baby Sister Update follows.
Posted by: ibguy at March 20, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)
Over the weekend, her longtime (out-of-town) friend Renee came to visit, and even brought her daughters!
She reports:
"Had a nice visit Saturday with Joyce. Lunch at a coffee shop and shopping at the Market of Marion after doing our nails for matching manicures. Dinner at the end with Chef Hubby and Daughter. Good visiting time with Joyce and family, and Natasha got to swim in Joyce's pool, which she loved.
On Sunday, we had a GREAT time at Silver Springs. Saw lots of monkeys, one in the tree in the background! As of one year ago, people hardly ever saw the monkeys as they hid further Inland. On Sunday afternoon they were all out hanging out near the boardwalk. Or at least a lot of them were."
Yikes!
What a fun visit - Thanks for the report and pics, Renee.
(Mrs Ibguy and I were disappointed to see that Joyce really is back in her wheelchair, but so grateful that she's still with us, and enjoying herself as best she can]
And yesterday, Joyce got a makeover with cosmetics gifted from the American Cancer Society.
Nice!
OTOH: Spoke with Joyce earlier this evening, and she was barely understandable.
Hopefully just an 'off' day.
[Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]
Posted by: ibguy at March 20, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2018 10:03 PM (0t14c)
Two things: I never buy the 'bi-curious' thing. A dude is pretty much gay or not (although I think it can be acquired behavior- maybe compulsive.)
Two, the wife/lady in the bottom picture is definitely a '1'. Tattoos, but the beer cozy, the hat and cleavage certainly speak to the right attitude.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 10:03 PM (WjgGA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 20, 2018 10:04 PM (anwal)
Funny how the climate cultists tend to be atheists, yet seem not to notice that from an evolutionary perspective, we need to *adapt* to climate change rather than try to stop it.
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 10:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid shouts at guy near third rail at March 20, 2018 10:01 PM (extUd)
It was pounded like a storm door in a hurricane- By nuclear testing. Kind of fitting, in a way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 10:05 PM (WjgGA)
Posted by: ibguy at March 20, 2018 10:05 PM (vUcdz)
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Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 10:05 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 20, 2018 10:06 PM (2DOZq)
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Cops routinely collect video from private cams. Same principle at stake, i9t seems to me. If a gas station has a cam pointed in a manner that also catches people passing on the street, nobody says it's inappropriate for the cops to collect the video to see if they can id suspects or witnesses.
Public records requests have revealed that on at least four occasions, the Raleigh-Durham police obtained warrants forcing Google to reveal the identities of every mobile user within acres of a crime scene, sweeping up the personal information of thousands of people in a quest to locate a single perp.
The warrants came with gag orders that banned Google from disclosing their existence; in their requests for the warrants, local prosecutors say that they don't even believe that warrants are needed to get this information, but since Google insists, they're willing to get them.
The quote says personal info, but if it's just location info, it's not anymore personal than what a cam picks up.
I don't like the gag order part of it though. I don't know if the cops get gag orders when they collect video, but I would be against that as well.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2018 10:06 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: iwuzhere at March 20, 2018 10:06 PM (jiGGU)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 20, 2018 10:06 PM (G8B7r)
Where's that aliens guy to say that he isn't saying it's aliens, but its aliens?
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 10:06 PM (jHrzU)
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Posted by: Grump928(C) speculates at March 20, 2018 10:07 PM (CzpbT)
I wondered the other day about how long before someone offers a replica of a nine year old. For people wanting to experiment ya know.
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 10:07 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 10:08 PM (oVJmc)
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https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976139881201197057
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976139978177687552
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976140068757917696
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976140165067526145
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976140264346652672
Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2018 10:08 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 10:08 PM (oVJmc)
Funny how that works.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 10:08 PM (WjgGA)
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 10:06 PM (jHrzU)
Not sayin' it's aliens, but he was abducted by aliens.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 10:08 PM (H+7tw)
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https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976140352452218880
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Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: anon2020 at March 20, 2018 10:05 PM (yCcA0)
MEAT IS MURDER!!!!! ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!
Posted by: PETA at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (xDk+1)
Hey, Mis Hum, dose der are serious omissions!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (H80UQ)
Hey, Mis Hum, dose der are serious omissions!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (H80UQ)
Ya der 'eh. Leave it to Johnsonville dontcha focking know.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 20, 2018 10:12 PM (3Pma+)
Do they have a brochure?
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at March 20, 2018 10:12 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: anon2020 at March 20, 2018 10:05 PM (yCcA0)
MEAT IS MURDER!!!!! ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!
Posted by: PETA at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (H+7tw)
Or the story could end with someone not getting a cake.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 20, 2018 10:12 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ibguy at March 20, 2018 10:13 PM (vUcdz)
"We're doing very, very well; and I think you're going to have something very, very, special take place in a short period of time."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 10:13 PM (Dp6qK)
If this is Canuck humor, I must say I like it!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 10:13 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: ibguy at March 20, 2018 10:13 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2018 10:14 PM (2NqXo)
Paying money to fuck or be fucked by a dude doll is quantifiably gayer than just chowning down on a big floppy dong. I don't know how that's possible, but it's undeniable.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 10:14 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: anon2020 at March 20, 2018 10:05 PM (yCcA0)
MEAT IS MURDER!!!!! ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!
Posted by: PETA at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (H+7tw)
Or the story could end with someone not getting a cake.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 20, 2018 10:12 PM (nBr1j)
IT HAD BETTER BE A VEGAN CAKE!!!!! ONLY MONSTERS USE MILK AND EGGS FROM ENSLAVED LIVESTOCK!!!!!
Posted by: PETA at March 20, 2018 10:14 PM (H+7tw)
I knew there was a reason putting steak sauce on my tuna fish sandwich and tartar sauce on my steak wasn't working too well.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:15 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 10:02 PM (H+7tw)
Youse people gotta problem with that?
Posted by: Mr & Mrs Vito at March 20, 2018 10:15 PM (eh0Va)
"We're doing very, very well; and I think you're going to have something very, very, special take place in a short period of time."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 10:13 PM (Dp6qK)
Veto of the budget bill?
Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 10:16 PM (H+7tw)
How can we be Secret Police if we have to tell you what we're doing?
Posted by: Comrade Lavrenti B Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 10:16 PM (n9EOP)
I knew there was a reason putting steak sauce on my tuna fish sandwich and tartar sauce on my steak wasn't working too well.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:15 PM (H80UQ)
Wait, they follow Catholic Lenten rules on meat?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 10:16 PM (WjgGA)
I doubt he knew how, if he thought a book would stop a .50 cal bullet.
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2018 10:17 PM (xDk+1)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 10:13 PM (Dp6qK)
I really adore him and he was my 18 th choice
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 10:17 PM (Z48ZB)
Oh and the death penalty/judicial misconduct stuff? Discussed in the latest podcast. Link in nic. Night good people.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 20, 2018 10:17 PM (anwal)
Whoopie.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2018 10:17 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 10:17 PM (WjgGA)
I knew there was a reason putting steak sauce on my tuna fish sandwich and tartar sauce on my steak wasn't working too well.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:15 PM (H80UQ)
FISH ARE PEOPLE TOO, YOU MONSTER!!!!!
Posted by: PETA at March 20, 2018 10:18 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 20, 2018 10:18 PM (nBr1j)
Cochran!
How big a gun safe? I'm about to face the same problem myself.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 10:18 PM (n9EOP)
I had a pepperoni pizza last night, topped with a chocolate 'mudslide', whilst watching the "Game Night" movie.
Thank you Saint Joseph!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 10:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 10:02 PM
The kind of parents who hope in vain their daughter won't grow up to shoot her boyfriend in the nuts for a youtube prank.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2018 10:19 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: PETA at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (H+7tw)
I always wanted to get a bumper sticker that said;
"If Meat Is Murder, You Can Call Me OJ"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2018 10:20 PM (eh0Va)
Is Ringo then charged to go out into Telford and to behead Saracen rapists?
If not, then no; Ringo is not a Knight.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 10:20 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 20, 2018 10:18 PM (nBr1j)
Mueller is their only hope to take down Trump without having their fingerprints clearly all over it!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 10:20 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2018 10:20 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 10:21 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 10:16 PM (WjgGA)
No, they want Catholics to go vegan for Lent. Sorry, bunny huggers, the Friday night fish fry is an institution around here. Even fancy restaurants now feature Friday fish specials - just with more hoity-toity fish. "Dear, let's go out for grilled sea bass on a bed of arugula."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (H80UQ)
Is Ringo then charged to go out into Telford and to behead Saracen rapists?
If not, then no; Ringo is not a Knight.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 10:20 PM (6FqZa)
We will take Jerusalem!
Deus Vult!
But, yeah, more seriously...I hate the 'title inflation', knighting people for being popular.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (xJa6I)
How big a gun safe? I'm about to face the same problem myself.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 10:18 PM (n9EOP)
Sentinel 64 gun.
Friends are friends until it comes time to move something heavy. So I did it myself. Now the wife is bitching at me because it got scraped up a little. What the actual shit does she care? It's my safe.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (anwal)
If not, then no; Ringo is not a Knight.
Not every knight is William Marshall, who took part in a battle against French (when they were dangerous) and rebel forces at the age of 70.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (fVubI)
I call for "common sense" YouTube controls. How many more must die!
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious
Of course! I've got a few copies. Want one?
Posted by: Shep! at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid shouts at guy near third rail at March 20, 2018 10:23 PM (extUd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) speculates at March 20, 2018 10:23 PM (yQpMk)
Really tick them off -- monasteries had dispensation to eat rabbit during Lent, and Venezuelans have dispensation to eat capybara (it's aquatic, right? it's fish).
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 10:23 PM (fVubI)
Along with Jimi, and Clapton, the best blues guitarists in history.
Listening to a SRV riff is like going to church.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 10:23 PM (UsCnO)
It is absolutely ridiculous that it takes, in some cases, a generation and millions of dollars to put someone to death.
We need to fix that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 10:24 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (xJa6I)
Sir Elton John...
Enough... said...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 20, 2018 10:24 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 10:02 PM
Usually the ones who belonged to "The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club of Secaucus New Jersey"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2018 10:24 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: PETA at March 20, 2018 10:18 PM
I'm a triple threat. I answer to all three.
Posted by: Creature from the Black Lagoon at March 20, 2018 10:24 PM (2NqXo)
Is Ringo then charged to go out into Telford and to behead Saracen rapists?
That would be a great song
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 10:24 PM (MS0+a)
Clapton was great, but I think that Hendricks is way, way overrated.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 10:24 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (xJa6I)
I should have given myself the Medal of Honor.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at March 20, 2018 10:25 PM (H+7tw)
Is Ringo then charged to go out into Telford and to behead Saracen rapists?
If not, then no; Ringo is not a Knight.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 10:20 PM (6FqZa)
We will take Jerusalem!
Deus Vult!
But, yeah, more seriously...I hate the 'title inflation', knighting people for being popular.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (xJa6I)
Do other countries do things like that? We bestow honorary citizenship on people, but there have only been a handful of them, and they were all extraordinary people, not just aging rock stars.
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 10:25 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (anwal)
Happy wife, happy life.
Deal with it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 20, 2018 10:25 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 20, 2018 10:25 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 20, 2018 10:25 PM (nWc4E)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid shouts at guy near third rail at March 20, 2018 10:23 PM (extUd)
I didn't look until you mentioned it, but it looks like she could also palm my skull. It's like a facehugger attached to her wrist.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 10:26 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 10:26 PM (sdi6R)
Taco in a Bag sounds suspiciously like Frito Pie.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 10:26 PM (fVubI)
What parents name their kid "Monalisa"?
Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 10:02 PM
Very Italian parents. I knew a "Mona Lisa" when I was a kid. Her family was reputed to have mob ties, so nobody made fun of her name.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:26 PM (H80UQ)
Well, he's no Carlos Santana, but he was a Screaming Eagle, so there's that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) speculates at March 20, 2018 10:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 10:26 PM (mjooP)
I find both the Hot Beef Sundae and Taco in a Bag intriguing.
Yes to the Hot Beef Sundae, but never understood the desire for Tacos.
Can someone explain it to me?
Posted by: Shep Smith, Millionaire Star and Serious News Anchor at March 20, 2018 10:26 PM (UsCnO)
The prerequisite trait of becoming the head of the FBI is being an amoral piece of shit. See Mueller, Comey, Wray, Hoover.
The FBI has been a pile of dog shit going back to its inception.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2018 10:27 PM (UfMVm)
I call for "common sense" YouTube controls. How many more must die!
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Probably not enough and yes,
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 20, 2018 10:27 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 10:27 PM (GdWl+)
I had a pepperoni pizza last night, topped with a chocolate 'mudslide', whilst watching the "Game Night" movie.
Thank you Saint Joseph!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 10:18 PM (6FqZa)
How was 'Game Night'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 10:28 PM (WjgGA)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid shouts at guy near third rail at March 20, 2018 10:23 PM
She single?
Posted by: Creature from the Black Lagoon at March 20, 2018 10:28 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 10:28 PM (MS0+a)
Really tick them off -- monasteries had dispensation to eat rabbit during Lent, and Venezuelans have dispensation to eat capybara (it's aquatic, right? it's fish).
Hah, the joke's on PETA! There's no capybaras left in Venezuela by now!
Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2018 10:28 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (xJa6I)
Like "Bank Branch Vice President"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 10:28 PM (UsCnO)
It's good that she can use either hand.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 10:27 PM (GdWl+)
That would be ambivalent (from the root word, bivalve).
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 10:28 PM (y87Qq)
Do other countries do things like that? We bestow honorary citizenship on people, but there have only been a handful of them, and they were all extraordinary people, not just aging rock stars.
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 10:25 PM (ANIFC)
Actually... the only dual citizen who was legal prior to 1965 when the Supremes decided to overrule Congress...
Was General Lafayette... who was made so by a specific Act of Congress for his service during the Revolution.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 20, 2018 10:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: John Adams, Qualified Lesbian at March 20, 2018 10:29 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) speculates at March 20, 2018 10:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 20, 2018 10:29 PM (CVRjO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 10:30 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: ibguy at March 20, 2018 10:30 PM (vUcdz)
i used a piece of carpet under mine.
then slow tip off, using my toe.
Posted by: concrete girl at March 20, 2018 10:30 PM (N0sw0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2018 10:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) speculates at March 20, 2018 10:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2018 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 20, 2018 10:31 PM (arhmY)
Fifty quatloos sez she punched herself in the face too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2018 10:31 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 20, 2018 10:29 PM (CVRjO)
Yes.
Posted by: Tumblr at March 20, 2018 10:31 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 20, 2018 10:32 PM (0OmEj)
I am. It's very annoying.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:32 PM (H80UQ)
He did thing a bit differently. Big amps, distortion, wah-wah pedals, fuzz boxes, no one else was doing all that at that time. Especially all together. He blazed another path.
Terry Kath was the only guy who could get close to what Hendrix was doing, IMO.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 10:33 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: John Adams, Qualified Lesbian at March 20, 2018 10:29 PM
I'm against Bikini Atoll.
(Insert your own Gary Johnson joke here.)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2018 10:33 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem
Because if the house flips and impeaches PDT, those bastard GOP Senators will hand him a wish list of demands to be met in exchange for their not-guilty votes.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 20, 2018 10:33 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 10:33 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 20, 2018 10:33 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid shouts at guy near third rail at March 20, 2018 10:33 PM (extUd)
I don't even drink (makes me a heretic here, I know) and amazingly I hate the Tavern League even more now.
And GoPstupid will go along with this and claim the innevitable election losses are Trumps fault.
Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at March 20, 2018 10:33 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 10:34 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 10:07 PM (lKs2v)
Her husband probably doesn't have eyes in his ears, so it's all good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 10:34 PM (Dbv1R)
I am. It's very annoying.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:32 PM (H80UQ)
Put the long lines of text into tinyurl just to see what happens.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 10:34 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 10:24 PM (wYseH)
++++
Clapton *is* great.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2018 10:34 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: IrishEi"
Maybe, Maybe not. We're right on that line.
I sure remember April 3rd 1987 though. 21" of snow just west of Asheville.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 10:34 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 10:34 PM (n9EOP)
When that screen pops up again, and it will, hit cont/alt/delete. Click on Task Manager and shut down your browser that way instead of doing a reboot. Get some good malware software. Otherwise it will happen again and again and again.
Posted by: Bill R. at March 20, 2018 10:34 PM (IuYIh)
Some assinine councilman in Queens wants to ban smoking cigarettes while walking down the sidewalk. So freaking glad I don't live in this city...or state.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 20, 2018 10:35 PM (G0Ghp)
When that screen pops up again, and it will, hit cont/alt/delete. Click on Task Manager and shut down your browser that way instead of doing a reboot. Get some good malware software. Otherwise it will happen again and again and again.
Posted by: Bill R. at March 20, 2018 10:34 PM (IuYIh)
I will do.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 20, 2018 10:35 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:35 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 20, 2018 10:35 PM (brIR5)
I declare that there are a number of genders equal to the population of the planet.
Until two people can prove that they have exactly the same "that's a one" or "that's a zero" response to every other person on the planet. As well as every animal. And every object. Real or imaginary, for all three categories.
Then those two people can share a gender.
Makes things much easier.
Or we could just go back to "male" and "female". But that's crazy talk.
Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2018 10:36 PM (JGBbg)
Andrew Dice Clay had a great line for that one.
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2018 10:36 PM (8cvCt)
Gawd almighty, do these guys just sit around deciding what freedoms to take away? Wtf?
On the other hand, I want the NFL sit outs to continue for those fvcking kneelers, so good. Less reason for fans to attend.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:36 PM (LZJOv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 10:33 PM (GdWl+
I see your Kath and Hendrix and raise you a Gallagher
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 20, 2018 10:36 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 10:36 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 20, 2018 10:33 PM (fA1SL)
I identify as an Attack Helicopter.
Posted by: A Tumblrina at March 20, 2018 10:37 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 10:37 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2018 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
I did find the weather girl getting pasted by the stop sign rather amusing though.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 10:37 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 10:33 PM (GdWl+
I see your Kath and Hendrix and raise you a Gallagher
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 20, 2018 10:36 PM (3Pma+)
He could smash a watermelon with a guitar like no one else.
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 10:37 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2018 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 10:34 PM (w+Jhj)
When was it that we had the 30 inches of snow in the early ninties? I was living in Sylva at the time and I believe Mt Pisgah got over five feet.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 20, 2018 10:38 PM (G0Ghp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2018 10:38 PM (KP5rU)
family used to trap and cook turtles during Lent. The turtles lived
mainly in the water - so not meat.
Posted by: DonnaV at March 20, 2018 10:35 PM (H80UQ)
Grandpa had a story about how he and Granma went to a fancy French restaurant during Lent and she ordered the frog legs. He asked her when they came if they were fish or meat, and she told him at that price they were fish.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 20, 2018 10:38 PM (2K6fY)
I am. It's very annoying.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:32 PM (H80UQ)
++++
That happens if you use a lot of hyphens to make a big connected phrase. Break it up just like a url with spaces or carriage returns.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2018 10:38 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
Does this mean the have to add another color to the rainbow flag?
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 10:39 PM (O5Q3r)
Gawd almighty, do these guys just sit around deciding what freedoms to take away? Wtf?
On the other hand, I want the NFL sit outs to continue for those fvcking kneelers, so good. Less reason for fans to attend.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:36 PM (LZJOv)
Lambeau Field has a nice mixture of homes and businesses around it. Depending on how close you are to the stadium you can park for as low as $10 if you want to walk 4-5 blocks. There are plenty of people who just park their car, tail gate and watch the game on tv or listen to it on radio and party.
The partying will now be illegal. Reminds me of a harbor and a load of tea.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 20, 2018 10:39 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 10:39 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 10:07 PM (UdKB7)
There was some story recently about just that subject. The company said they would not make child sex dolls.
Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2018 10:39 PM (lbt9w)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 10:24 PM (wYseH)
Back in the day when I thought the police and judiciary had at least a trace of dignity and ethics, I would have agreed.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 10:39 PM (n9EOP)
Ooh, that's a good one, MisHum.
Here's the return lob: Robin Trower.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 10:39 PM (GdWl+)
.
Posted by: prof disarray"
Pretty much. Here the city decided that Uber isn't allowed to make pickups a the airport anymore. News interviewed a cab driver sitting outside the airport and he was all grins.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2018 10:36 PM (JGBbg)
People can have more than one gender, you evil multigenderphobe!!11//1
Posted by: A Tumblrina at March 20, 2018 10:40 PM (H+7tw)
Almost like he does not trust the State Department?
Also the CIA will probably actually accomplish real results rather than plan for endless negotiations where nothing gets settled, but they have a long term sinecure "negotiating."
The NORK deal will either happen very quickly, or not at all.
Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 10:40 PM (4dz1m)
That current Stare Dept. official must have been the one crying in the car.
And why is he still current? Shouldn't he be gone or re-assigned to the mail room?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:40 PM (LZJOv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 20, 2018 10:36 PM (3Pma+)
++++
Gallagher has been quite innovative in the watermelon arts.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2018 10:40 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2018 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
The old make up test routine.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 20, 2018 10:40 PM (3Pma+)
Does this mean the have to add another color to the rainbow flag?
Rust.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 10:40 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 10:41 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: ed gein at March 20, 2018 10:41 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2018 10:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: tonypete at March 20, 2018 10:41 PM (9rIkM)
Some assinine councilman in Queens wants to ban smoking cigarettes while walking down the sidewalk. So freaking glad I don't live in this city...or state.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 20, 2018 10:35 PM (G0Ghp)
It's so nice to hear that all of the problems in Queens have been solved, so the local government can devote its full attention to addressing the scourge of people smoking while walking.
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 10:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 10:34 PM
Early this morning between NJ12 online, the weather channel online, and NOAA, I was informed we would get anywhere from 1-19". Real helpful.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2018 10:41 PM (2NqXo)
early ninties? I was living in Sylva at the time and I believe Mt
Pisgah got over five feet.
Posted by: Traveling Man"
That was March 13th 1993. Had almost 5 foot drifts at my house in Waynesville.
What were you doing in Sylva? Going to WNC?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 10:41 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 10:42 PM (UdKB7)
Do they have a brochure?
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious
I got your Bro Sure right here!
Posted by: Reggie at March 20, 2018 10:42 PM (2cuLk)
4-5 blocks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 20, 2018 10:39 PM (3Pma+)
MetLife Stadium (Jets and Giants) costs about $40 to park. The $10 spots are so far from the stadium that I would just walk from my house (15 miles).
Of course, I don't go to football games, because my GOD! They suck! And the NFL too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 10:42 PM (wYseH)
big connected phrase. Break it up just like a url with spaces or
carriage returns.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2018 10:38 PM (pvjTE)
I used just one lousy hyphen! Just one! It's not like they're my favorite punctuation mark or anything.If this joint starts cracking down on ampersands, I'm outta here!.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:42 PM (H80UQ)
Ooh, that's a good one, MisHum.
Here's the return lob: Robin Trower.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 10:39 PM (GdWl+)
Love Trower.
A guy who never got enough credit with Thin Lizzy, Brian Robertson
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 20, 2018 10:42 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
Yep. At least it's not fallen down. Yet.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:35 PM (H80UQ)
(Bing's 'how to cook platypuss')
Ok.
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid shouts at guy near third rail at March 20, 2018 10:43 PM (extUd)
NOAA is pretty good.
And...where are you? NJ? Northern NJ?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 10:43 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at March 20, 2018 10:43 PM (SGfHY)
plan for endless negotiations where nothing gets settled, but they have a
long term sinecure "negotiating."
Send Mattis.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 10:44 PM (oVJmc)
a guard at a high school.
or
a guard at a high school married to a supermodel who shoots a bad guy.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 20, 2018 10:44 PM (Pg+x7)
That means it's a dildo.
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2018 10:44 PM (8cvCt)
$50 at Foxboro. If I'm paying that, I'm doing whatever the hell I want.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 10:44 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Publice Service Announcement at March 20, 2018 10:44 PM (H5knJ)
one of the local sporting clays ranges used to serve beer with the lunch *AFTER* people were done shooting. just one keg, for a buncha people so no getting faced.
went there one day, and the signs were poasted "No Alcohol per ABC"
a competitor heard about it, and complained.
the inspector told them they were going after tailgating next, but, given the sort of people that tailgate for USC, UCLA, Cal, Stanford, etc, and the amount of $$$ they have for political donations, i think the ABC might be made t heel on that shit.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 10:45 PM (mjooP)
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/20/incendiary-
device-found-in-package-at-austin-goodwill-1-man-hurt.html
remove space between incendiary- and device
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 10:45 PM (8rNrN)
Some assinine councilman in Queens wants to ban smoking cigarettes while walking down the sidewalk.
Local pub owner tells me he is required by law to post a sign on his door 'no smoking within 30 feet of this entrance'. Smoking establishment. Can smoke inside.
Can smoke in the parking lot.
Cannot smoke next to the door.
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid shouts at guy near third rail at March 20, 2018 10:45 PM (extUd)
That's what happens when you are a big time city slicker not some podunk hick town like Green Bay
$20.00 is about 3 blocks away.
$40.00 will be a block away.
The problem with these homes and businesses the Packers are buying them up to put in an entertainment district. I think I'm a year away from willing them to a kid or just saying Fuck it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 20, 2018 10:45 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 10:43 PM
Weehawken.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2018 10:45 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2018 10:46 PM (KXVP7)
Barf.
End of the world approaches.
Soon they'll have goat dolls for men to experiment with too.
Then of course, they'll move on to the real thing.
Porn was the gateway drug to all this depravity. And it is. Depraved.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:46 PM (LZJOv)
businesses around it. Depending on how close you are to the stadium you
can park for as low as $10 if you want to walk 4-5 blocks. There are
plenty of people who just park their car, tail gate and watch the game
on tv or listen to it on radio and party.
The partying will now be illegal. Reminds me of a harbor and a load of tea.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 20, 2018 10:39 PM (3Pma+)
I can't imagine people not tailgating at Packer games - or Brewers game either. Hell, there is a haze over the parking lot at Miller Park every game day.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:46 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious
You already know how the results of the experiment.
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2018 10:46 PM (rdU0H)
Who wouldn't want to be married to a supermodel who shoots bad guys?
Other than a bad guy, I guess.
Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2018 10:46 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 10:44 PM (oVJmc)
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he and his minions @ the DOD have been busy defending the Iran deal, from what i read.
if so, he needs to go too.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 10:47 PM (mjooP)
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2018 10:47 PM (rg3uB)
He was unheraldded because he went the Christian Rock/Folk route.
If he had gone into a traditional rock band he would be up there with the likes of Clapton, Hendrix and SRV.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2018 10:48 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:46 PM (H80UQ)
Maybe you'll be allowed to drink in the stadium parking lot but not at somebody's home/driveway, if they charge parking fees
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2018 10:49 PM (3Pma+)
Can smoke in the parking lot.
Cannot smoke next to the door.
So you have to hold your breath long enough to cover 30 feet. If you can't handle that, lay off the emphysema sticks!
Posted by: city council logic at March 20, 2018 10:49 PM (JGBbg)
I rebooted my computer.
I did, however, ponder calling the number and laying a full-on panic attack on the Asian on the other end. Something like a hair-on-fire oh my God, oh my God, first I lose my wife than my computer. I can't take it any more, followed by what sounds like a gun shot and silence.
That would have been mischievous, I guess.
And hello Horde.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 20, 2018 10:02 PM (nBr1j)
************************
HaHaHa... You seriously should have done it- these scammers would so deserve it.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2018 10:49 PM (PvFoN)
was a kid. Her family was reputed to have mob ties, so nobody made fun
of her name.
Posted by: DonnaV at March 20, 2018 10:26 PM (H80UQ)
Did they have it in their house?
https://tinyurl.com/y9yeg2jq
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 20, 2018 10:50 PM (yzxic)
Would you borrow a friend's fleshlight?
But you'd rent a fuckdoll?
What is the thought process?
I'm not a germaphobe, but c'mon.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 20, 2018 10:50 PM (H5knJ)
===
Well, that's not the same as calling someone a fudge-packer, I guess. Those sex toys for the homo-curious are beyond the limits of moralized civilization.
Posted by: Morton at March 20, 2018 10:50 PM (b1j/U)
he and his minions @ the DOD have been busy defending the Iran deal, from what i read.
They're going to get one sooner or later.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2018 10:51 PM (IqV8l)
When we went to a preseason game at Lambeau a few years back we paid $5 (closest we could get) but it was quite a hike. After the game, we just said "forget it" and hired one of those rickshaws to take us back to our car so we didn't come out ahead. (Now there's a way to stay in shape - fit 20 year olds only need apply)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:51 PM (H80UQ)
-----------
No shit.
"Take a break from the North Atlantic", they said. "Take a cruise to an exotic South Pacific island", they said...
Posted by: Prinz Eugen at March 20, 2018 10:51 PM (nBBdT)
And the FedEx dropoff was made the other direction up Brodie Ln a couple miles. I've been in that FedEx location several times.
I know they are saying the Goodwill device is not related but it's not especially comforting.
Hope this guy slips up soon and we get him. Praying that Austin turns to God in the meantime.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2018 10:51 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2018 10:45 PM (2NqXo)
Great!
Find a perfect venue for a NY/NJ Moron Meet-up. It needs to be near the PATH, so NYC people can attend easily.
It's a PITA to find places that aren't horrible dives....
nynjmeetup at optonline dot net or cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 10:51 PM (wYseH)
Barf.
End of the world approaches.
Soon they'll have goat dolls for men to experiment with too.
Then of course, they'll move on to the real thing.
Porn was the gateway drug to all this depravity. And it is. Depraved.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:46 PM (LZJOv)
Oh, we dunno about that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 10:52 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 10:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Grump928(C) speculates at March 20, 2018 10:52 PM (yQpMk)
Can smoke in the parking lot.
Cannot smoke next to the door.
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid shouts at guy near third rail at March 20, 2018 10:45 PM (extUd)
The university campus where I used to work banned smoking entirely, including inside your car while driving through.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 10:52 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: redc1c4
If the Republic is to last we need several corps of investigators on all levels of government that do one thing; Go and try to bribe government bureaucrats. It needs to be a permanent and regular thing or we're destined to become just another corrupt shithole.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2018 10:52 PM (KXVP7)
Barf.
End of the world approaches.
Soon they'll have goat dolls for men to experiment with too.
Then of course, they'll move on to the real thing.
Porn was the gateway drug to all this depravity. And it is. Depraved.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:46 PM (LZJOv)
Oh, we dunno about that.
Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah at March 20, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
Goooooooooood evening, everyhordey!
Posted by: mindful webworker - waist-deep in quicksand at March 20, 2018 10:53 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) speculates at March 20, 2018 10:53 PM (yQpMk)
You in shady hollow? I'm in Circle C area
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 10:53 PM (kufk0)
The designated tailgating lot is next. With prices to match.
Posted by: dartist at March 20, 2018 10:54 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 20, 2018 10:54 PM (CVRjO)
He was unheraldded because he went the Christian Rock/Folk route.
If he had gone into a traditional rock band he would be up there with the likes of Clapton, Hendrix and SRV.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2018 10:48 PM (UfMVm)
There are a lot of very fine guitarists out there who don't get much recognition, other than from their peers. Bill Kirchen, Sonny Landreth, Amos Garrett, Junior Brown, just to name a few.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 10:54 PM (Dbv1R)
The prerequisite trait of becoming the head of the FBI is being an amoral piece of shit. See Mueller, Comey, Wray, Hoover.
The FBI has been a pile of dog shit going back to its inception.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2018 10:27 PM (UfMVm)
William Sessions was so corrupt, he was fired by Billy Jeff Clinton.
Don't forget Mark Felt, who fucked over Nixon when he was not appointed FBI Director.
Add in the murders at Ruby Ridge, Waco, and of LeRoy Finnicum. And the acquaintance of Tsarnev, suddenly shot after two hours of FBI Questioning at his apartment.
Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 10:54 PM (4dz1m)
They have robots for that.
Then who disinfects those? Or is it disinfectorbots all the way down?
Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2018 10:54 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: tu3031
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There are limits.
OTOH, maybe it pays well.
Posted by: Mike Rowe at March 20, 2018 10:55 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at March 20, 2018 10:55 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) speculates at March 20, 2018 10:55 PM (yQpMk)
There's a dirty job. Fuckdoll disinfector.
Posted by: tu3031"
Wonder if the owner has thought of charging extra for "virgins".
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 10:56 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2018 10:56 PM (IqV8l)
On the other hand, it looks like an American Eagle over an American flag.
Posted by: Grump928(C) speculates at March 20, 2018 10:56 PM (yQpMk)
The two of them were flying on to LA. I really hope they didn't rent a car. You shouldn't drive under the influence anywhere, but I really can't imagine dealing with LA's gazillion lane freeways when you're 3 sheets to the wind.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:56 PM (H80UQ)
I don't think it leads to perversion beyond being a loser.
(Kind of like weed.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 10:56 PM (6FqZa)
Would you borrow a friend's fleshlight?
But you'd rent a fuckdoll?
What is the thought process?
I'm not a germaphobe, but c'mon.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 20, 2018 10:50 PM (H5knJ
You can hose your robot with Chlorox. I bet some wimmin would be more difficult to disinfect.
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid shouts at guy near third rail at March 20, 2018 10:57 PM (extUd)
Local pub owner tells me he is required by law to post a sign on his door 'no smoking within 30 feet of this entrance'. Smoking establishment. Can smoke inside.
Can smoke in the parking lot.
Cannot smoke next to the door.
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid shouts at guy near third rail at March 20, 2018 10:45 PM (extUd)
Remember that this all started with the antidiscrimination laws in the 1960s. That was when the government gave itself the authority to dictate how private business owners could run their business on their own property.
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 10:57 PM (sdi6R)
Cochran!
How big a gun safe? I'm about to face the same problem myself.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 10:18 PM (n9EOP)
This is a two person task, but it makes the task doable, even for an "average" guy, and his lady.
Go to your local-est golf driving range, and buy four to six dozen used range balls.
One man can "tilt" a typical 60"H x 22"W x 20"D gun safe, far enough for herself to start a row of golf balls under the raised edge.
Next, start to push the safe up onto the golf balls, and have her start a new row, every time you move the safe about four to six inches.
Repeat until the entire safe has golf balls under it.
Move the safe SLOWLY in the desired direction. It's now on BALL BEARINGS, so it can get away from you FAST, if you're not careful.
BE careful.
When you get it where you want it, reverse the "tilt" process.
Removing golf balls from under the safe must be done ONLY with a yardstick, 1/2" dia. dowell, or other non-human extension. NEVER allow her to put fingers, hand or arm under the tilted safe!
I've also seen professional movers use a conventional furniture moving frame to good effect. That looks like a horizontal picture frame, made of dense wood, with castered wheels on all four corners. Only thing with those, is they're nearly the height of three golf balls, so take a LOT more tilt of the safe to get an edge under the safe.
That's a three man job, seriously. two to tilt the safe, one to shove the frame underneath.
I don't know of any "one man" tips or techniques, not with any margin of safety, anyway.
And that's your safe moving tip for the evening, Horde.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2018 10:57 PM (QzJWU)
We get "compliance pics" here every night. Anyone feel like their love life is short on ruminants?
Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2018 10:57 PM (JGBbg)
just sayin'...
street tacos come on a paper plate, or wrapped up in foil.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 10:57 PM (mjooP)
Chick in straw hat is hawt.
but I must deduct points for the thigh tat.
I must admit I didn't notice the tat until someone mentioned it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2018 10:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Cause you're wanted by the police, and my wife thinks you're dead ...
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 20, 2018 10:58 PM (AoK0a)
We get "compliance pics" here every night. Anyone feel like their love life is short on ruminants?
Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2018 10:57 PM (JGBbg)
No, can't really say it is. But it is lacking.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 10:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2018 10:59 PM (TqXWc)
This whole sexbot thing and the press it gets seems eerily similar to the self-driving car bullshit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 10:59 PM (8gDQu)
tried to call tonight, no luck.
Give me call sometime, be well. Hope all is well w/ you and the folks.
T
Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2018 11:00 PM (yJ1e6)
on the big one, the jack has almost as hard a time as it did on the ammo pallet a few years ago.
not sure it could move either one these days w/o a judicious but of weight removal from either.
yes, we have a pallet jack. i live with "Gadget Grrrl"
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 11:00 PM (mjooP)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 11:00 PM (w+Jhj)
ibguy, prayers continue for Joyce.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 11:00 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 10:07 PM (UdKB7)
There was some story recently about just that subject. The company said they would not make child sex dolls.
Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2018 10:39 PM (lbt9w)
Gateway doll to pedophilia. People do not understand how their own brains work, do they? And doll or not, that's sick and twisted, and you will move on to the real thing. And bcz people are building up a tolerance to porn, they move to sicker and sicker things.
Damn. What a sick and depraved time to be alive.
Oh, and someone will make these children dolls. Probably babies even. Vomitous. But it won't save one child...which I'm sure will be the argument formthese dolls. By the same idiots who preach all the other crap that is not fact based.
Maybe God should just send a meteorite our way now. I don't want to be around for all this evil.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:00 PM (LZJOv)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at March 20, 2018 11:01 PM (djCea)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:01 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:01 PM (LZJOv)
I'd not consider a sexbot.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 11:01 PM (6FqZa)
Last two days have been a little too close for comfort, huh?!?!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 11:02 PM (kufk0)
as is Paul Thorn.
timer just went off, so it's time to go open the wine and serve dinner.
BIAB
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 11:02 PM (mjooP)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2018 11:02 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Achmed al-Achmed at March 20, 2018 11:03 PM (rdU0H)
My thinking was that a hooker has an incentive to keep her junk in good working order: it's her livelihood and she has to live with it even in her off hours. A robot though? That's like a public restroom. It's gonna have superaids for sure.
[Disclaimer: alcohol may have played a role in the formulation of these opinions.]
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 20, 2018 11:03 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 20, 2018 10:58 PM (AoK0a)
Hah! I just played that. He has so damn many good tunes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 11:04 PM (Dbv1R)
Maybe God should just send a meteorite our way now. I don't want to be around for all this evil.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel
Just wait until the year 802701
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2018 11:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Well, I'd let you and your sexbot ride in my self-driving car any day.
No homo.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:05 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Well, I'd let you and your sexbot ride in my self-driving car any day.
No homo.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:05 PM (y87Qq)
You're just saying that so you can drive in the HOV lane.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
Okay, THAT is a porn I didn't want playing through my head right now.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 11:06 PM (6FqZa)
I stopped at a rummage sale a few years back and the tatted, nose-ringed hipster couple actually had sex toys for sale - right next to the usual junk you see at a rummage sale. Yuck! Especially since they didn't look particularly clean themselves. My first thought was "STDs on a stick."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 11:06 PM (H80UQ)
You could always do that. Just take taxis.
Sure, self-driving cars that were trustworthy would be fine, but the idea that they should be unleashing those things on the road, now, for no reason is absolutely insane. I have to think that the speed with which various local governments allowed self-driving cars to be tested out on real roads with real people is unlike anything. I had never heard of such a thing before. Usually, you would require years and years of testing on private proving grounds and loads of data before such things would be allowed onto the roads - and before I would be forced to share roads with them.
I'd not consider a sexbot.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 11:01 PM (6FqZa)
I doubt many would ... which is why I don't believe any of the headlines I keep seeing about how popular they are. It seems like a lot of bullshit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 11:06 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 20, 2018 11:06 PM (KCgrJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2018 11:06 PM (PUmDY)
This cock-curious sexbot thing could put me off the sexbot concept entirely...
Just stick to Farrah the Ficus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
...maybe.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:06 PM (y87Qq)
Last two days have been a little too close for comfort, huh?!?!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018
...
Yep. We have friends in Travis Country, as you probably do too.
My CAD guy goes to church with the son of the woman who was burned
Tonight's press conference was in front of another employees apartment complex on Slaughter.
In the news you can use department: the bomber appears to be trying to prove he can do all the different types of bombs. One common one that he has not done yet is rigging trash cans to explode when the lid is raised
Austin morons may consider pulling trash cans into garage or fenced back yards for the near future.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2018 11:07 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 11:07 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
No, I don't see that in the West. We are raised as that being taboo. But this younger generation, with all their non-judgy and the influx of Arab/Islam, which does okay goat fuckery, that's different.
Depravity tends to accelerate. I don't know where it goes. But we already have people in the US fucking animals, and I do not get that.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:08 PM (LZJOv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 11:08 PM (Dbv1R)
Sexbot you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Sexbot you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2018 11:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 11:08 PM (Dbv1R)
Interesting technique, both the beginning and end installation should be tricky but it sounds doable. Now how to get the darn thing up stairs! My house was built when it was more efficient for the builder to bribe the building inspector rather than pay attention to any code!
Thanks
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 11:08 PM (n9EOP)
NRA, Wild Bill, Mark Dice, Count Dankula, Free Speech, Cure for Trudeau, Manitowoc, Slow-Mo, Rube Goldbergism, Post-Its, and Old People Long Ago.
https://otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com/
Posted by: mindful webworker - other people's videos accumulator at March 20, 2018 11:08 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 11:09 PM (WjgGA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2018 11:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:08 PM (LZJOv)
Erm... that isn't a recent discovery or anything. Since forever, the rule has basically been: is it a thing? Then somebody somewhere has at least thought about fucking the thing.
Animals? Things.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:10 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 11:11 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2018 11:11 PM (PUmDY)
And was it monitized? Because, this could start a trend.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what matters most at March 20, 2018 11:12 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:00 PM (LZJOv)
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I hear ya. Seeing these stupid Soros marches day after day and the non-stop Trump bashing from Hollywood to the MSM. I just don't recognize my country anymore.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2018 11:12 PM (PvFoN)
You forgot the couch & toaster fuckers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2018 11:12 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 10:30 PM (Dbv1R)
Well, then, call me sad, because I have a pendant that I wear EVERY DAY with a tiny bit of my daughter's ashes in it. Two of her sisters do, as well.
It gives great comfort to each of us, having a part of her resting near to our hearts.
Hubby and I couldn't stand the thought of her being far away from us, so her cremains are in a simple wooden box on our fireplace mantel, along with a few mementos of her.
Everyone grieves in their own way.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 20, 2018 11:12 PM (uDcBt)
The ideas of tomorrow yesterday!
https://youtu.be/eMZD5lzoHkQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
I thought they were going to drive the whole thing, bike and all, into the lake.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2018 11:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2018 11:12 PM (PvFoN)
It hasn't been our country since about 1965, it's just leaving us faster and faster!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 11:13 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 10:41 PM (w+Jhj)
Back then, I lived in Sylva and worked in Cashiers. I dropped out of WNC back in '80. I wasn't a Traveling Man back then.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 20, 2018 11:13 PM (G0Ghp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2018 11:12 PM (3Pma+)
And that is the greatest tragedy of all.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:13 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2018 11:14 PM (EZebt)
An odd movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 11:14 PM (WjgGA)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 11:06 PM (8gDQu)
Ya know, I hope you are right, and maybe for generations that grew up with moral grounding and spirituality and mostly non tech, that's true.
But in the last few years I've seen things I would have never believed. So I think sexbots will take hold and become commonplace through technology pushes. Just like kids have been programmed in other ways to follow tech blindly.
It appears the road we are on, unless there is some kind of uprising. And I do not see that happening...which grieves me greatly.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:14 PM (LZJOv)
>>>people in the US fucking animals, and I do not get that.
You forgot the couch toaster fuckers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2018 11:12 PM (3Pma+)
oh man
Posted by: The Chicken at March 20, 2018 11:15 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2018 11:15 PM (+y/Ru)
I stopped at a rummage sale a few years back and the tatted, nose-ringed hipster couple actually had sex toys for sale - right next to the usual junk you see at a rummage sale. Yuck! Especially since they didn't look particularly clean themselves. My first thought was "STDs on a stick."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 11:06 PM (H80UQ)
Everything is better deep fried!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2018 11:15 PM (3Pma+)
Take the order. Contact the requester personally and record the conversation confirming said juvenile sexbot request. Send all the information to the local, state, and federal police.
Alternatively, send a couple of guys and make them disappear permanently.
Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 11:15 PM (4dz1m)
Unless they're saints, in which case their bones and any other bodily parts can be revered, encased, split up across various churches, and generally put on display.
I'm with the buryin' crowd.
Posted by: mindful webworker - still above ground for now at March 20, 2018 11:15 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2018 11:15 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 20, 2018 11:17 PM (nBr1j)
Why? It's just a machine.
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 11:17 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 10:37 PM (w+Jhj)
++++
That looked like she probably really got hurt. Instead of worrying about people swimming in the sea, she should have been getting hysterical about flying stop signs.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2018 11:17 PM (pvjTE)
Compared to the swarms of drones with flamethrowers, that sounds like the way to go.
Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2018 11:18 PM (JGBbg)
Probably babies even. Vomitous.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:00 PM (LZJOv)
Good God, I'm sure pervs probably do sick things with dolls now and have for a while. If somebody can get aroused by a toaster or a sofa, I'm sure there have been sickos doing weird things with Betsy-Wetsy dolls.
Depravity did exist before the 1960's. Read a few paragraphs of any book by DeSade and you'll want to throw up.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 11:18 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:08 PM (LZJOv)
Erm... that isn't a recent discovery or anything. Since forever, the rule has basically been: is it a thing? Then somebody somewhere has at least thought about fucking the thing.
Animals? Things.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:10 PM (y87Qq)
I don't get the point you are trying to make. That I was stupid to state it? In the context of my post it made sense to include it, especially for those who don't think depravity accelerates.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:18 PM (LZJOv)
When you begin to see people as less and less necessary, combined with the disposable nature of sexual partners these days (still love a quote from an article from several years ago describing today's 20somethings as 'sexual nomads') it is not really surprising that people take the next step of completely dehumanizing their sexual 'partner'.
When everything is about personal satisfaction and not about connection, these things happen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 11:19 PM (WjgGA)
Butlerian jihad . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 11:20 PM (6FqZa)
'Take the order. Contact the requester personally and record the conversation confirming said juvenile sexbot request. Send all the information to the local, state, and federal police. '
Why? It's just a machine.
Posted by: freaked
A fine line to criminalizing thought.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2018 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2018 11:20 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 11:21 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Morton at March 20, 2018 11:21 PM (b1j/U)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 11:18 PM (H80UQ)
Or graffiti in Roman ruins. Or Greek or Indian temples. Or prehistoric petroglyphs. Plus ça change...
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:21 PM (y87Qq)
And was it monitized? Because, this could start a trend
....
50 Cal Bookworm Challenge?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2018 11:21 PM (TqXWc)
The two of them were flying on to LA. I really hope they didn't rent a car. You shouldn't drive under the influence anywhere, but I really can't imagine dealing with LA's gazillion lane freeways when you're 3 sheets to the wind.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 10:56 PM (H80UQ)
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That time of day, the freeways in LA are all parking lots anyway.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2018 11:22 PM (pvjTE)
An anagram for Bruce Rauner is "C a rube rerun".
An anagram for Jay Robert Pritzker is "Ritzy Beta Porker, Jr."
Posted by: Ed Gein at March 20, 2018 11:22 PM (aId/R)
Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 20, 2018 11:22 PM (aId/R)
Depravity did exist before the 1960's. Read a few paragraphs of any book by DeSade and you'll want to throw up.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 11:18 PM (H80UQ)
Yes, I know. But there is a big difference between it being a small segment of twisted individuals and it being normalized in a society that is already moving toward approving the real thing. Massive difference.
Also a gigantic difference between dolls, and making sexbot dolls that are suppose to be realistic size children.
The comparisons are chalk and cheese. We are taling a whole other level and societal approval.
Sexbots and SexDolls are being made to replicate real people as close as possible. This isn't Betsy Wetsy and Chatty Cathy doll sizes.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:23 PM (LZJOv)
Thanks
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 11:08 PM (n9EOP)
Stairs.
This is when you bite the bullet, and hire a pro.
And I don't mean that as snark, I mean that in order to help save you from severe injury or death, and your house from serious, expensive damage, and your safe from being destroyed by gravity and the basement floor.
A professional safe moving dolly, features a 12 volt motor, deep cycle battery, and one hell of a set of "step-down" gears, driving the main climbing belt, which bears against the tread and/or riser in your staircase.
The safe is very securely belted onto this dolly, and rides up the stairs at about a 45 degree angle of tilt.
Pros will also have INSURANCE, in case something goes expensively awry.
I'm one hell of a do-it-myselfer. I can build a house and do everything save the electrical, 'cause I have no interest in burning down my own house.
But I won't move a safe on a staircase. I'd call a pro.
And so should you.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2018 11:23 PM (QzJWU)
I got caught in a little burst of hail this afternoon late. It was hailing with the sun shining. The hail gets caught in an updraft and blown ahead of the storm, where it falls back down, ahead of the approaching storm.
Maybe it's a sign.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2018 11:23 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:23 PM (LZJOv)
Those thoughts will be legal. The left is already nibbling around the edges of acceptance concerning pedophilia
God forbid that I believe marriage should be between one man and one woman
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2018 11:24 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2018 11:24 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:18 PM (LZJOv)
No. The point I was trying to make is that general acceptance of depravity seems to be more prevalent now than it was, say, fifty years ago, but:
1. the depravity was always there
2. general acceptance of it might be more prevalent now in our society than previously, but it's been both more and less accepted throughout history.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:24 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: freaked
A fine line to criminalizing thought."
If I decide I want to punish my naughty little robot by breaking it on a wheel and poking it with hot irons should anyone care?
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 11:25 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 11:21 PM (6FqZa)
There is kind of a chicken and the egg thing going on here. It is not just about dehumanizing the partner, but also dehumanizing oneself. The humiliation angle goes both ways.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 11:25 PM (WjgGA)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 20, 2018 11:25 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2018 11:24 PM (PUmDY)
Great song from a great album.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 11:25 PM (8gDQu)
PS (I' Catholic). Bury the dead. Or inter their remains in a suitable reverent manner.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 20, 2018 11:26 PM (0OmEj)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2018 11:23 PM (QzJWU)
Same with moving a piano!
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2018 11:26 PM (a3OL0)
You rang?
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at March 20, 2018 11:26 PM (aId/R)
If it isn't IKEA, it isn't real furniture!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 11:27 PM (n9EOP)
This. That acceptance of... more esoteric sexual proclivities is pretty much a hallmark of less vital and decadent societies.
Societies that have more important things to worry about have no time for that crap.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 11:27 PM (WjgGA)
Not in the world I see. Not in Europe and not here. It is expanding, not contracting.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:28 PM (LZJOv)
>> feel like their love life is short on ruminants?
No, but it does lead to ficus-fouling. And naming them after Charlie's Angel's characters.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2018 11:28 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 11:28 PM (H80UQ)
You're talking about the left's push to make the acts legal. Frankly, I don't care what sort of plastic dolls some people want to hump.
God forbid that I believe marriage should be between one man and one woman
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2018 11:24 PM (3Pma+)
Yeah ... we really got rolled on this one. And it was pretty much of a slam dunk to defend, in a rational society. The VIchy GOP surrendered on this within seconds - if they hadn't actually planned to surrender on it earlier.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 11:28 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2018 11:28 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
No rideshare?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 11:29 PM (Dp6qK)
Quick question: which M&P Shield would be better: 9mm or .45 ACP? Does it matter?
Thanks.
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 11:29 PM (WwTrs)
After dealing with people all week in my job I don't want to deal with them
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2018 11:30 PM (3Pma+)
Not in the world I see. Not in Europe and not here. It is expanding, not contracting.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:28 PM (LZJOv)
I cannot speak for anyone but myself but I am not trying to disagree with your premise, merely the prescription. What I think 'we' are trying to say is that this is not something that can be solved with laws or provisos, but rather cultural and societal change- just as in the way these things bubbled to the surface.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 11:30 PM (WjgGA)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 11:30 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 11:31 PM (WwTrs)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 20, 2018 11:31 PM (0OmEj)
Thanks.
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 11:29 PM (WwTrs)
Does it matter?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 11:32 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2018 11:30 PM (3Pma+)
Amen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 11:32 PM (WjgGA)
Ibguy, glad to hear that Joyce had a fun day with her friend. I'd like to gently suggest visiting her sooner than you mentioned the other night.
Take care, everyone. Prayers especially for all in Austin. Pretty terrifying for not being terrorism.
Posted by: Just wondering at March 20, 2018 11:32 PM (WBYpW)
Appreciate the additional input, I used to work where there were multiple safes and I know the dolly type you are talking about, That said, I still need to figure out the best way to get this done at all.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 11:32 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at March 20, 2018 11:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 11:33 PM (WjgGA)
Wow, Mueller seems to have a long history of playing hardball on people without real regard to, you know, actual guilt or innocence. Not just once, but in multiple cases...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
His investigation will be a combination of indicting a ham sandwich and Beria's "Show me the man and I'll show you the crime."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 20, 2018 11:33 PM (KVc7i)
Depravity has always been around, as long as there are humans. It goes in cycles, it seems. It's just modern tech that has allowed it to be, well take the form it has has taken today.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2018 11:33 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2018 11:28 PM (a3OL0)
Infidel, I sure hope not!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 11:34 PM (n9EOP)
1. the depravity was always there
2. general acceptance of it might be more prevalent now in our society than previously, but it's been both more and less accepted throughout history.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:24 PM (y87Qq)
Yes, depravity, like evil has always existed. Depravity is a form of evil. However, we have moved into a stage, in the last 50 years to a place where morality isn't a good/evil thing anymore for a lot of people. Saying ldon't judge" is the highest morality...whether death or pedophilia.
Islam is an evil ideology, still barbaric, and it is growing faster than any other religion. And it has gotten strongholds all over Europe. It teaches all kinds of depravity as moral.
So yea, I find it all incredibly alarming and sickening. This is a scale of depravity that supposedly an enlightened generation is approving. Not some ancient Romans. We are devolving, not evolving.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:34 PM (LZJOv)
Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 11:36 PM (EaQ6/)
Islam is an evil ideology, still barbaric, and it is growing faster than any other religion. And it has gotten strongholds all over Europe. It teaches all kinds of depravity as moral.
So yea, I find it all incredibly alarming and sickening. This is a scale of depravity that supposedly an enlightened generation is approving. Not some ancient Romans. We are devolving, not evolving.
Yup.
Amen.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 20, 2018 11:36 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2018 11:36 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 20, 2018 11:33 PM (KVc7i)
We are watching the slow inexorable transition from a nominal Constitutional Republic to a Socialist Paradise which, as they all do, is heavily dependent upon the implementation of a ruthless and efficient police state.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 11:36 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 11:37 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2018 11:37 PM (PUmDY)
But in the last few years I've seen things I would have never believed. So I think sexbots will take hold and become commonplace through technology pushes. Just like kids have been programmed in other ways to follow tech blindly.
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I suspect they will. And not necessarily because "tech is cool". Having a relationship brings a lot of baggage with it. It's difficult, and it's easy to get burned. Badly. And while a string of one night stands might avoid some of those problems, they introduce additional problems of their own (such as diseases).
But people have sex drives. So they'll continue to look for outlets to satisfy that drive. After the technology behind the bots has progressed far enough, people getting frustrated with attempts to hook up will likely consider bots instead. Your own bot won't stand you up. It won't make eyes at other people. It won't give you interesting and exciting diseases (or complain if you happen to already have interesting and exciting diseases). It won't regret its decision to have sex with you and accuse you of rape six months later. You never have to worry about it getting pregnant and suing for paternity money (or getting you pregnant). And you can store it out of sight in your closet when your friends come to visit.
Additionally, men are likely to have the greater interest in them, as they tend to be more interested in the sex act than women. So on the positive side, the feminists (who will hypocritically complain about men having sex with machines instead of real people) are likely to flip out over the things.
Posted by: junior at March 20, 2018 11:37 PM (XkSVO)
Gloomer - what's the pistol for? Carry? Bedside? Range? Don't know if the M and P comes in compact version for all calibers. Answer is neither is better in general, all depends on what fits you best, what you shoot best, and the intended purpose. (cue stupid caliber wars .......)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 11:38 PM (QDnY+)
Via Instapundit (warning NYTs link):
https://tinyurl.com/y942lxa9
Summary for those who wish to avoid the Times (money quote):
"Officer Noor did not act reasonably," Mike Freeman, the Hennepin County attorney, said at a news conference Tuesday afternoon, adding that the officer "abused his authority to use deadly force."
He is being held on $500K bond.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 11:38 PM (WjgGA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 11:37 PM (Dbv1R)
Depends in the pistol, but mostly, yeah.
(My Glock 36 in 45 ACP conceals very well but my subcompact 9mms are smaller/thinner)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 11:38 PM (xJa6I)
Quick question: which M&P Shield would be better: 9mm or .45 ACP? Does it matter?
Thanks.
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 11:29 PM (WwTrs)
I'm fond of the recoil characteristics of the .45 ACP.
I'm partial also to the greater number of rounds one is able to carry in the 9mm magazine.
In this, with modern, high performance 9mm JHP ammo, I'd go with the Nine.
But my personal favorite combo, the 1911 Lightweight Commander, firing high-performance 185 gr. JHPs in .45 ACP, is a show-stopper.
And yes, I prefer the higher velocity and flatter trajectory of the 185 gr. slug. Plus, it's just a wee bit softer in recoil. Not much of a difference in High Performance defense loads.
Noticeable difference in FMJ practice loads.
If you can find a Lightweight Commander, try it with some 185 grain ammo, and let me know whatcha think.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2018 11:38 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 11:39 PM (EaQ6/)
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and yet, our representatives knee jerk call him a good guy.
I bet he'd be more polite if there was a comparable special counsel II going after him and the clintons.
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 11:39 PM (DQC26)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:28 PM (LZJOv)
Ah, THIS is where we disagree, then. I think the fraction of society that is into whatever nasty thing we choose to use as an example (zoophilia, pedophilia, sexbots, outright forcible rape, w/e) isn't moving much in either direction. Maybe the "mustn't judge, it's just how they express themselves" attitude is, but I don't think the percentage of people who are actually doing or would consider doing those things is increasing. And if it is, it's by vanishingly small margins.
If it were legal to burn down houses, would you? No consequences, you might even get your own TV movie about your inspiring battle for acceptance of your arson. Your lifestyle choice.
No, you probably wouldn't, because you aren't wired that way.
Same with flaming goat sexbots.
Actually, most of my arguments can be simplified down to flaming goat sexbots.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:39 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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I've thought about it.
Posted by: Huma at March 20, 2018 11:39 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 20, 2018 11:39 PM (0OmEj)
Get one of each
Seriously? Try shooting each one and go with the most comfortable gun
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2018 11:39 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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I've thought about it.
Posted by: Huma
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Me too.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 20, 2018 11:40 PM (9tO1t)
Thanks.
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 11:29 PM (WwTrs)
Size is about the same for both.
I will say that shooting .45 out of a small and light gun can be unpleasant. My G36 needed Talon grips just to be functional.
The 9mm Shield is very, very shootable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 11:40 PM (xJa6I)
If it's lethal, maybe you want to try a trial run before.. well.. dying.
Posted by: DaveM at March 20, 2018 11:41 PM (WWC3Y)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2018 11:23 PM (8O3HH)
Yes, it's a sign you should let my roots dry!
Posted by: publius's ficus, don't even THINK about calling me Farrah! at March 20, 2018 11:42 PM (gQQ9b)
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If one would give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest man, I would find something in them to have him hanged. ... Cardinal Richelieu.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 11:43 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2018 11:43 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:44 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 11:44 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: DaveM at March 20, 2018 11:41 PM (WWC3Y)
Maybe she missed the book?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 11:44 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 11:45 PM (WjgGA)
Do they have a brochure?
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at March 20, 2018 10:12 PM (O5Q3r)
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Hussein is way beyond mere experimentation. He's got a Manhattan Project of sodomy going on.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 20, 2018 11:45 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 11:45 PM (EaQ6/)
...flaming goat sexbots whose AI is wicked good at Grand Theft Auto.
"Porn causes rapists" is about as true as "violent video games cause murderers." I don't think either one makes monsters out of normal people.
Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2018 11:45 PM (JGBbg)
They seem to have their own agenda seemingly regardless of who the president is.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2018 11:45 PM (ayUOl)
The weird thing is that today's game strategies are an adaptation in response to our society's unnatural shift from K-selection (where being hard-working and stable is valued) to r-selection (where being "exciting" and flashy is valued). This is why in today's dating arena, those continuing to use traditional courtship strategies are like fish out of water. These days, being at least somewhat game-aware is pretty necessary even to get a steady girlfriend. These differing strategies lead to much confusion about what best exemplifies an alpha-a socially savvy and successful man, or a meth head ex-convict with missing teeth and a high "notch count"?
http://www.returnofkings.com/111544/the-
sociopolitical-implications-of-rk-selection-theory
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2018 11:46 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: William Tell at March 20, 2018 11:46 PM (JGBbg)
Actually, most of my arguments can be simplified down to flaming goat sexbots.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:39 PM (y87Qq)
*smiles*
Yes, that is where the disagreement is. I hope you are right and I am wrong. But it alarms me, and I guess I get repulsed and vent my fury at it. Which to me is better than being resigned to it. But maybe I am wrong on that too. Seems people have resigned themselves to a lot I have not, and I need to find a way to do the same.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:46 PM (LZJOv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 11:47 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Robert, soaked in desperation at March 20, 2018 11:47 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 20, 2018 11:48 PM (l9m7l)
I read earlier that today, the world's very last male northern white rhino died.
But enough about John McCain...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2018 11:48 PM (eMKNe)
Also: Ralph Peters is a pu**y.
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 20, 2018 11:48 PM (2XQ0T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 11:48 PM (Dbv1R)
Been many years since I wandered through Second Life, but I remember at least one area where the current depravity which some folks here decry was in full swing (so to speak), child-avatars and all.
Not the areas I usually hung out in SL.
I played in sandboxes and built self-reproducing chickens.
Posted by: mindful webworker - second life chickens code in link at March 20, 2018 11:49 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: William S. Burroughs at March 20, 2018 11:49 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 11:47 PM (ZpfqO)
Gun/Book Thread
AP for the win!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 11:50 PM (n9EOP)
Appreciate the additional input, I used to work where there were multiple safes and I know the dolly type you are talking about, That said, I still need to figure out the best way to get this done at all.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 11:32 PM (n9EOP)
Possible DIY method, alternate.
Go to Harbor Freight, and buy their 440lb. capacity electric hoist.
Get a LOT of nylon webbing, and get that safe wrapped and ready to be hoisted.
With a 3/4" piece of plywood, sized just wider but a foot taller than the safe, tack on a layer of carpet facing "down" to the stair treads.
Secure this to the safe, while the safe is still vertical, doing so in a manner so that when the safe is tilted down onto the stairs, it's now lying atop a carpet-bottomed "toboggan".
Roll in a mechanics engine hoist above the stairs, firmly block the wheels in all directions.
Run the hoist's cable through at least one set of blocks (for a 2:1) advantage, or if there's enough scope of cable, go to a double-block, for a 3:1 advantage.
Pull that SOB up the stairs, till it's mostly up out of the stairwell. Then, use the engine hoist's hydraulic to raise the boom, and pull the safe to the vertical.
Then, use the golf ball system for the final distance.
The Horror Freight hoist lists for $99. Find and use an online coupon, make it cheaper.
Good luck!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2018 11:50 PM (QzJWU)
I wondered the other day about how long before someone offers a replica of a nine year old. For people wanting to experiment ya know.
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There will be at least one "therapist" that insists it helps treat pederasts.
Posted by: junior at March 20, 2018 11:50 PM (XkSVO)
Posted by: publius's ficus, don't even THINK about calling me Farrah!
How about Jaclyn? Kate? I used to have a think for Donna Mills. How about Donna?
Yes, the hail in the sunshine was a sign, but it was a sign that my life path is fine, and I should continue of course, even increase. More cowbell! And by cowbell, I mean...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2018 11:50 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 11:50 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Conspiracy Theorist - ask me about the Moon "landings" at March 20, 2018 11:51 PM (H5knJ)
Aydin Paladin did a video that touched on some of that that was stupidly interesting.
Posted by: Robert is gonna buy a set of gold teef at March 20, 2018 11:51 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 11:46 PM (LZJOv)
You don't have to resign yourself to anything, just don't tie up your psychic well-being into what other people are thinking about doing with their squishy bits. Because odds are, it's odd.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:51 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 11:47 PM (ZpfqO)
A good use for surplus korans.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 11:51 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 11:52 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Zager and Evans at March 20, 2018 11:52 PM (Itgns)
Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 11:52 PM (EaQ6/)
USUL HAS CALLED A BIG ONE
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 11:53 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Timbuk 3 at March 20, 2018 11:53 PM (IcT7t)
The Spice must flow. I hear Worm Sign. The hail in the rain, was that Worm Sign? Well, it didn't rain too much on Dune, I don't think, so nope.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2018 11:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Conspiracy Theorist
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If you read the blog using a mirror, it's like, totally obvious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 11:54 PM (9tO1t)
I wandered around in SL for a bit and came to the realization that I could be reading a decent book instead of participating in this crap. Never looked back!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 11:54 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 11:54 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 11:47 PM (ZpfqO)
A good use for surplus korans.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 11:51 PM (Dbv1R)
Shogun. Hardcover. 38?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 11:54 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2018 11:50 PM (8O3HH)
Nnnnnnooooooooooo!!!!!!! Where's the Roundup? Someone get me some RoundUp NOW!
Posted by: publius's ficus, don't even THINK about calling me Farrah! at March 20, 2018 11:54 PM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 20, 2018 11:54 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 11:51 PM (Dbv1R)
*tenses*
*relaxes warily*
Posted by: roof Koreans at March 20, 2018 11:55 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 11:51 PM (Dbv1R)
definitely recommend HP for koran testing
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 11:56 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2018 11:56 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Truly Nolen at March 20, 2018 11:56 PM (Dbv1R)
A .50 cal? WTF? How can one own such a hand-cannon and not understand a book won't stop it?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 11:57 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2018 11:58 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2018 11:58 PM (6RZos)
Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 11:59 PM (EaQ6/)
Future does look bleak.
Posted by: Zager and Evans
But you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.
Posted by: Barry McGuire at March 20, 2018 11:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 11:59 PM (FJXGr)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2018 12:00 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 11:54 PM (n9EOP)
Same, but I also found out that a particularly nasty ex-gf got hired as a low-level manager at Linden Lab, so I now hate SL and also people who don't hate SL. Always return spite for spite, my grandpa used to say. I mean, he would if he'd thought of it. Or was spiteful in any way.
Imagine if you had a nasty breakup with a sexbot and could never use an electric garage door opener without getting pissed off...
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2018 12:01 AM (y87Qq)
They had a 2X4 sill on top of that. I thought the sill was dry-rotted. Nope, termites; the tunnels were unmistakeable. But no sign of live bugs, no sawdust or fresh tubes on the foundation. They must have gotten zapped once, and satyed zapped.
The termite-eaten wood goes in the burn box, the rest, much of it redwood, I will save.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:02 AM (Dbv1R)
Exceptions: Black women who are not pretty, Ugly women of all other colors.
But even those are not hard and fast rules.
They will all get a lesser sentence than a man for the same crime in the same position with the same record.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 21, 2018 12:03 AM (MioLM)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2018 12:03 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:03 AM (EaQ6/)
Straight from the heartwood, thank you!
Posted by: The trees at March 21, 2018 12:04 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2018 12:04 AM (TdMsT)
Misread that at first.
The Shogun would be a great name for a full-auto shotgun, though.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at March 21, 2018 12:05 AM (aId/R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2018 12:06 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:07 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2018 12:07 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at March 21, 2018 12:05 AM (aId/R)
Didn't quite have the Sodom Chamber of Commerce "pegged" as shotgun fans...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA2S4mhfdQQ
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2018 12:07 AM (y87Qq)
Life's not bad, not all the time.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2018 12:08 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2018 12:06 AM (PUmDY)
But sulfa and molasses will cure the clap, mostly the sulfa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:08 AM (Dbv1R)
Just poured a manly volume of Bourbon into the rocks glass, settled into
the recliner, no sooner than I had, the six-pound-black-kitty claimed
my lap for all Catdom.
Life's not bad, not all the time.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2018 12:08 AM (QzJWU)
Cat in lap: all is right with the world.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:10 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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I have no idea what that is about, but I recall Mother, Jugs, and Speed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:11 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:11 AM (EaQ6/)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest_novels
I want to write a book with a million words and make that list.
These words - do they have to make sense in order?
Posted by: mindful webworker - It was a dark and stormy daniels... at March 21, 2018 12:12 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: publius's ficus, don't even THINK about calling me Farrah!
How about Jaclyn? Kate? I used to have a think for Donna Mills. How about Donna?
Yes, the hail in the sunshine was a sign, but it was a sign that
my life path is fine, and I should continue of course, even increase.
More cowbell! And by cowbell, I mean...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2018 11:50 PM (8O3HH)
I think you should pass Go and collect $200.
And name the ficus Lauren. Lauren Bacall.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 21, 2018 12:13 AM (cu8/f)
I'd take it to save it from the crusher, but I wouldn't pay good money for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:13 AM (Dbv1R)
Cat in lap: all is right with the world.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Neither of you have a red, swollen, painful hand, consequent of Mike Hammer's cat sinking his fangs into it night before last.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:14 AM (cp1if)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:14 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Hillary at March 21, 2018 12:15 AM (cp1if)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:14 AM (cp1if)
Oh, you found the "do not pet here" spot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:15 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2018 12:15 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:10 AM (Dbv1R)
Her name is "Bonnie", which is short for "Bonnie Wee Lass." Because she is.
Her brother is twice her size. He's part tabby, part Maine Coon, and All Snuggle. She attacks him fearlessly. He retaliates, and uses his size advantage... effectively.
His name is Scamp. Because he is one.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2018 12:16 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:16 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: mindful webworker - It was a dark and stormy daniels... at March 21, 2018 12:12 AM (TUUTu)
Just call it a post-modernist work of abstract Marxism and the critics will suck Your cock day and night.
Posted by: Robert is gonna buy a set of gold teef at March 21, 2018 12:16 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It was totally unprovoked. It was like he was bored, or something.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:17 AM (cp1if)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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No.
Posted by: Hillary at March 21, 2018 12:15 AM (cp1if)
Break's over, back to the signing table by the frozen pot pies.
Posted by: Costco Assistant Manager at March 21, 2018 12:17 AM (y87Qq)
And name the ficus Lauren. Lauren Bacall.
I can be Bogie, then! I always wanted to be Bogie. Well, he's not as cool as me, but you know....
Does this mean, Your Grace, that I can continue my arborist hobbies in my spare time, that is when you're not ringing your bell?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2018 12:18 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Robert is gonna buy a set of gold teef at March 21, 2018 12:16 AM (ayUOl)
James Joyce's treatise on Cantonese cooking: Finnegan's Wok.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:19 AM (Dbv1R)
I'd take it to save it from the crusher, but I wouldn't pay good money for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:13 AM (Dbv1R)
He's Canadian. Offer him a hockey jersey, a six-pack of whatever beer the locals really drink, and a puck.
Or a six pack of pucks.
Be sure to point oot to him that pucks don't rust, and his bike, quite obviously, does.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2018 12:19 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:17 AM (cp1if)
Some kittehs just want to see the world burn.
Posted by: Robert at March 21, 2018 12:19 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:16 AM (EaQ6/)
They don't sell Groton's fish sticks here, but I have seen the wild grotopotamus in its natural habitat (the Golden Gate on Route 12).
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2018 12:19 AM (y87Qq)
And they're all inside for the night, like it or not. Nice.
Some folks would exclaim, "three cats!" like it's a lot.
From the week in 1995 when two barn cats gave birth to two litters, for a total of seven kitties, we have never had so few critters at home. Of course, we still had three kids at home back then, too.
I feel old.
But old is relative. I hung out with Uncle Ed and Mom this weekend, both nonagenarians. If I thought I had 30 more years to go like they got, I might think I had a chance to clean up my mess. That's all I ask.
Posted by: mindful webworker - cat-a-laptic at March 21, 2018 12:20 AM (TUUTu)
stupid is not criminal. painful sure but not criminal.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:20 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2018 12:21 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: hogmartin at March
you are on a roll today.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:21 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:22 AM (EaQ6/)
Or a six pack of pucks.
Be sure to point oot to him that pucks don't rust, and his bike, quite obviously, does.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2018 12:19 AM (QzJWU)
No, this is in Arizona, Jim. The "for sale" sign is written in a real shaky hand. Maybe an old fellow who has ridden the bike since new.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:22 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:16 AM (EaQ6/)
Did you de-scale them before you gutted them?
I mean, I've never cleaned and gutted fish sticks before, so I gotta know how it's done!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2018 12:23 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at March 21, 2018 12:24 AM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2018 12:21 AM (IqV8l)
They had an electric boat & fish stick factory there.
Posted by: Spinal Tap at March 21, 2018 12:24 AM (HiQSt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1)
Off duty deputy at restaurant with own daughter punches in the face of a 12-year old girl who was playing with a dog. The deputy after being arrested has been fired. And the dog was not shot.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7m3m2gf
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 21, 2018 12:25 AM (flYWz)
Posted by: mindful webworker - heh at March 21, 2018 12:26 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:26 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:22 AM (Dbv1R)
Canteen fulla cold spring water oughta do it for that there feller. *spit* And a bottle o' whisky too, pardner.
Be sure to round up some beer for his horses while yer at it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, by Gawd TEXAS!
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2018 12:26 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at March 21, 2018 12:24 AM (HiQSt)
Codfish swims into cooling system intake of a boomer, a fish stick swims out. Pre-cooked, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:26 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at March 21, 2018 12:24 AM (HiQSt)
I can go a few more rounds, coach!
Posted by: A Dead Horse at March 21, 2018 12:26 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:27 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2018 12:28 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:26 AM (MTjB1)
Keystone is Coors "value-priced" brand, so it's still around.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:28 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:21 AM (MTjB1)
I had a phone interview at 4:30 today and got jazzed up on coffee. Nothing to do until a lunch meeting tomorrow at 1300. So, shitposting.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2018 12:28 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March
Thanks!
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:28 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2018 12:29 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at March 21, 2018 12:29 AM (HiQSt)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:29 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2018 12:30 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Hey, wait a minute, I rode one of those when they were new.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:31 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: hogmartin at March
well, whatever it is it works. don't let it seep into the lunch meeting.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:31 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:31 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 21, 2018 12:25 AM (flYWz)
I think that's how you can tell it's fake news.
Posted by: Robert at March 21, 2018 12:31 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2018 12:30 AM (2K6fY)
They are all a bunch of codswallop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:31 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:32 AM (c/EDo)
Sir, that is a bold an reckless statement.
*throws glove onto ground*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2018 12:32 AM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March
how do you like having that one huge wheel in the front and the tiny one in the rear?
should consider getting a new one with two wheels of the same size.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:32 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 21, 2018 12:33 AM (flYWz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:31 AM (7ThJ3)
But maybe this guy was old, like 29 or so, when it was new.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:33 AM (Dbv1R)
https://2wayfood.wordpress.com/2012/08/06/queen-city-ex-food/
Posted by: bleakdaze at March 21, 2018 12:33 AM (pfR7W)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2018 12:18 AM (8O3HH)
What? No! Tell him you need 100% of his attention!
Posted by: publius's ficus, don't even THINK about calling me Farrah! at March 21, 2018 12:34 AM (gQQ9b)
This was today!
The diligent Broward County police force protecting us. Who needs guns for self defense.
Posted by: William at March 21, 2018 12:34 AM (zQep/)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:34 AM (EaQ6/)
Holy crow! Read that article. Whatever tripped/flipped in that guy's brain? Horrendous.
...And the dog was not shot.
Heh. That's not funny. But, heh.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7m3m2gf
Posted by:
Posted by: mindful webworker - heh^2 at March 21, 2018 12:35 AM (TUUTu)
https://2wayfood.wordpress.com/2012/08/06/queen-city-ex-food/
Posted by: bleakdaze at March
thought it came in a mumu?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)
apropos of i don't know what, she also just told me that we have to stop screwing around and seriously look at leaving #Failifornia, and not just yammer about it.
might be exhaustion and ethanol on a full belly, but where's a good place in the Tejas Hill Country where you're reasonably close to town, groceries, competent health care and ethanol, and not living with moonbat voters?
asking for a friend.
i figure the gun stores/smiths take care of themselves.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2018 12:36 AM (mjooP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)
My furry taco comes in a muumuu, big boy.
Posted by: Hillary at March 21, 2018 12:37 AM (Dbv1R)
arborist hobbies in my spare time, that is when you're not ringing your
bell?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2018 12:18 AM (8O3HH)
Ah, there you are.
<narrows eyes
Where is my pudding stirrer?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 21, 2018 12:37 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 21, 2018 12:37 AM (cu8/f)
I found a spoon.
Posted by: Centurion #1 at March 21, 2018 12:38 AM (HiQSt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 21, 2018 12:39 AM (IcT7t)
all the technical books @75% off, but i read some of the titles to
Resident 3vil last night, and now we have a complete set headed our way.
apropos
of i don't know what, she also just told me that we have to stop
screwing around and seriously look at leaving #Failifornia, and not just
yammer about it.
might be exhaustion and ethanol on a full
belly, but where's a good place in the Tejas Hill Country where you're
reasonably close to town, groceries, competent health care and ethanol,
and not living with moonbat voters?
asking for a friend.
i figure the gun stores/smiths take care of themselves.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2018 12:36 AM (mjooP)
That makes you, me, and McGyver three Morons who ordered the full-meal deal. I got an e-mail today saying the order has shipped.
Posted by: Hillary at March 21, 2018 12:39 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:39 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1)
Dummies. It's a Halloween costume.
Posted by: Irwin Mainway at March 21, 2018 12:39 AM (gQQ9b)
Only one subsequent comment emboldened? I think a half-hour in the barrel is all that is warranted.j
But let's ask the East German judges.
Posted by: mindful webworker - holding sign that says 9 at March 21, 2018 12:40 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:40 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
Ed Gein was a mediocre tailor at best.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2018 12:40 AM (HiQSt)
But let's ask the East German judges.
Posted by: mindful webworker - holding sign that says 9 at March 21, 2018 12:40 AM (TUUTu)
One thing about the Barrel; he's safe from cat bites in there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:41 AM (Dbv1R)
should consider getting a new one with two wheels of the same size.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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19" front, 18" rear. Pretty normal for a UJM.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:41 AM (y3sT9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
Leopold and Loeb. Pretty much verbatim.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2018 12:41 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2018 12:42 AM (IqV8l)
What a shitty way to live.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 21, 2018 12:43 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:43 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2018 12:44 AM (PUmDY)
Might be exhaustion and ethanol on a full
belly, but where's a good place in the Tejas Hill Country where you're reasonably close to town, groceries, competent health care and ethanol,
and not living with moonbat voters?
Asking for a friend.
I figure the gun stores/smiths take care of themselves.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2018 12:36 AM (mjooP)
Kerrville, Fredricksburg, Copperas Cove, Marble Falls, Johnson City.
You fly out, rent a car, make the road trip and check 'emfor yourself. It's but a weekend to do so.
ANY are suitable.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2018 12:44 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
I stopped at one lousy baby and they still treat me like I was Jack the Ripper.
Posted by: Bruno Hauptmann at March 21, 2018 12:44 AM (HiQSt)
should consider getting a new one with two wheels of the same size.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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19" front, 18" rear. Pretty normal for a UJM.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March
when you said you had ridden it since new I assumed you were riding a penny-farthing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:45 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 21, 2018 12:45 AM (flYWz)
TUUTu is just too too!
Coyotes setting up a big howl all around the area.
Hugs little black kittie.
Posted by: mindful webworker - too too in a tutu toot sweet at March 21, 2018 12:45 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Directly, yes, derivatively, no. Doc looked at my cartoonishly swollen red hand and wrote a script for Augmentin.
My digestive tract doesn't like Augmentin. The barrel will be a worse place for my visit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:46 AM (FJXGr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 21, 2018 12:48 AM (flYWz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:50 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:51 AM (EaQ6/)
Okay, so you know how the media *spit* seems to botch very very simple facts when it starts arguing about guns?
I had an idea.
Okay, you know how some POWs were forced to build bombs and weapons for the enemy but would sabotage them as a way to protect their comrades?
So what if these factual errors aren't a result of complete incompetence? What if there are people on the inside purposefully fucking up so no one takes them seriously?
For example, someone pointed out on Twitter...today, yesterday, whenever... a story where the associated picture showed a bullet in a clip but it was backwards. A clip of a guy shooting a watermelon with a shotgun and the narrator saying it's aN AR15. We all recall the USA Today chainsaw bayonete thing, right?
And of course these aren't unusual mistakes, these are *common* mistakes. And they happen far too frequently.
What if we have some allies in the MFM purposefully fucking up? I guess we can say for sure the editors and the talking heads know sweet fuck all, but if the lower level guys wanna sabotage their agenda? Like some video editor slips glaring errors into a news report? I can totally see a 4Chan shitlord working the USA Today web team Adding that chainsaw bayonete. Editors too stupid or too busy and don't notice and it slips by.
Anyway, I haven't given it a great deal of thought but it's this feeling I've got.
Good night!
Posted by: Robert at March 21, 2018 12:51 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 12:52 AM (Dbv1R)
My digestive tract doesn't like Augmentin. The barrel will be a worse place for my visit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March
wouldn't augmentin make your hand bigger? wouldn't you want something like shrinkmentin?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2018 12:53 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:53 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:46 AM (FJXGr)
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i had to take Augmentin 1 GM tabs for 30 days in Septober '99, after i got cellulitis at AT-99 and the Active Army assholes at Weed Army Hospital, Ft Irwin, couldn't be bothered to either Dx me properly norgive effective ABX treatment.
assholes.
walked into the clinic at Kaiser-Woodland hills at lunch hour on my first day back at w*rk after that fiasco, and the frst thing they did was ultrasound me to make sure it wasn't a blood clot.
the Army didn't, "because we'd have so send you into Barstow to the hospital, and that costs money."
gotta love Govt healthcare.
pro tip: take the Augmentin with lots of food.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2018 12:53 AM (mjooP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2018 12:54 AM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I wish. He's eating Royal Canine Renal Support. $2.00/can.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 12:54 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:53 AM (EaQ6/)
Eggs have a two-year grace period. Enjoy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2018 12:54 AM (HiQSt)
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do any of those come with resident Moron/ettes?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2018 12:56 AM (mjooP)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 12:57 AM (EaQ6/)
if you have access to that new jersey tv station that runs "alfred hitchcock presents" (metv), maybe its best episode just started - "man from the south", steve mcqueen, peter lorre, story by roald dahl and directed by norman lloyd.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 21, 2018 12:57 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2018 12:58 AM (PUmDY)
Scottish shitlord Count Dankula taught his girlfriend's adorable pug to siegheil, and has been convicted today of "grossly offensive" communications under a UK law. This trial has been dragged out for 2 years, and as Mark Steyn would say, the process is the punishment. But now the worst part is ahead it would seem.
The fact that he is notanazi is the most obvious bit of this story. I can't help but think that he should have told variations on the joke, once a day for the duration of his ordeal. Of course the number of people who have seen the pug salute is in the millions thanks to the law.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2018 12:58 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 21, 2018 12:57 AM (Pg+x7)
I don't, but I kind of always wondered where the last sketch from Four Rooms came from, and now I know. Thanks!
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2018 01:03 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2018 01:05 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2018 01:06 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: goon at March 21, 2018 01:08 AM (EaQ6/)
she wants a berm, shotgun field, hunting, etc.
who am i to argue? at least i'll have a place for all my cooking/smoking/BBQ gear.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2018 01:10 AM (mjooP)
If they were fertilized, they'd go off like claymores, obviously, that's just common sense.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2018 01:11 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2018 01:11 AM (y87Qq)
Eggs, if they are bad, have a way of letting you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 01:12 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2018 01:12 AM (PUmDY)
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Well, the library is out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 01:14 AM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 01:14 AM (ZpfqO)
Well, unless you aim at the shelf filled with Dan Brown books.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 01:16 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 01:16 AM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2018 01:10 AM (mjooP)
A lady of distinction and taste certainly deserves a large-bore rifle.
https://youtu.be/QYLi05p_R8s?t=1m10s
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2018 01:19 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 21, 2018 01:19 AM (lbt9w)
Uh, oh. Have had several power resets.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 01:16 AM (ZpfqO)
Mediacom came out yesterday, and removed a splitter in the coax from the pole to my cable modem. So far, so good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 01:19 AM (Dbv1R)
if you have access to that new jersey tv station that runs "alfred hitchcock presents" (metv), maybe its best episode just started - "man from the south"
, steve mcqueen, peter lorre, story by roald dahl and directed by norman lloyd.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 21, 2018 12:57 AM (Pg+x7)
And Tippi Hedren, Kim Novak, and a young Melanie Griffith.
I missed it, but that is a lot of talent in a 30 min. Episode.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 21, 2018 01:20 AM (LZJOv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 01:16 AM (ZpfqO)
*shrug*
Tough titty.
Posted by: Barrel Power and Light at March 21, 2018 01:21 AM (y87Qq)
One hires a company to haul in twenty truckloads of fill dirt.
One hires a suitable Caterpillar Operator to push, shove and sculpt said fill, into a suitable shooting bay and backstop.
One does NOT attempt to "sculpt" the indigenous Texas Hill Country limestone and hard caliche materials to suit their needs.
And if they do, they hire a licensed blasting expert to do the "sculpting", withal.
I exaggerate, only a bit to illustrate the care which must be taken when selecting Hill Country acerage.
There are, in fact, soil covered lands with easily sculpted topsoils.
Most of those are now cultivated by Texas Wineries.
All of the cities previously mentioned, are but an hours drive at most, from San Antonio or Austin.
Kerrville has a major VA hospital, and the highest percentage of Military Retirees in the nation.
Make the scouting trip. You will NOT be disappointed.
All of Texas is riddled with Morons and Ettes. Quitcherbitchin.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2018 01:23 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 01:26 AM (Dbv1R)
To Isengard, to Isengard
The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits
To Isengard, to Isengard
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2018 01:27 AM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2018 01:29 AM (QzJWU)
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Those are mostly South of the RealLife Tex/Mex Smuggling Border.
Yo, spik messican, esse?
Para que Cartel trabajas?
Posted by: Morton at March 21, 2018 01:30 AM (b1j/U)
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so there might be a point in planting some grapevines, for to make wine for personal consumption from, no?
closer to the hard shit than said "professional" wineries might choose... head pruned, dry farmed Zinfandel. for instance.
you're *really* tempting me bro.
besides: all you need for a berm is a hillside.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2018 01:54 AM (mjooP)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 21, 2018 02:01 AM (OkKDg)
Part 1
https://youtu.be/5t78eqGsGKM
Part 2
https://youtu.be/h40YnmcP-48
This? Haven't watched it, just checked on title.
Posted by: mindful webworker - data pointedly at March 21, 2018 02:06 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: mindful webworker - expositionally at March 21, 2018 02:10 AM (TUUTu)
George Strait? Ranch rodeos?
The perfect sign-off tune, Amarillo by Morning
http://tinyurl.com/ljpk8po
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2018 02:12 AM (QxXRY)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2018 02:21 AM (Dbv1R)
You know, there was a famous bit about this circumstance, in which a telemarketer called a person and that person pretended to be a detective investigating a murder scene, and then proceeded to implicate the caller. There must be a link there for it somewhere, but it is hysterically funny.
Posted by: navybrat at March 21, 2018 02:29 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2018 02:40 AM (mjooP)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 21, 2018 02:43 AM (H+7tw)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 21, 2018 02:52 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 21, 2018 02:59 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 21, 2018 03:00 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 21, 2018 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2018 03:01 AM (mjooP)
-Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2018 03:01 AM (mjooP)
It is like being covered in cocaine, except God's precipitation.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 21, 2018 03:03 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 21, 2018 03:05 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 21, 2018 03:05 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 21, 2018 03:07 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 21, 2018 03:09 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 21, 2018 03:11 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone at March 21, 2018 03:11 AM (wls5X)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 21, 2018 03:15 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: Longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone at March 21, 2018 03:16 AM (wls5X)
https://tinyurl.com/yaclwpqp
Maybe your president should start buying real estate in Antarctica before it becomes beachfront property.
Posted by: Al Gore at March 21, 2018 03:18 AM (knKQ1)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 21, 2018 03:18 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 21, 2018 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)
Slappy! Good to see you!
Say...d'ya think ya can do a Moron a solid? I'd like to put a couple of folks on your prayer list.
I've already mentioned my niece on the ONT, she's 5 months old now and has infant leukemia. She's gone through the first round of chemo and it looks like she's in remission, however she still has to do the second round of chemo and a bone marrow transplant before she can be called fully cured.
And now for the second person. My mother was diagnosed with breast cancer on Friday. I know it's a highly treatable and survivable form of cancer, it looks like it was caught early and she's in otherwise excellent health.
Every little bit helps. Thanks.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 21, 2018 03:20 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 21, 2018 03:23 AM (Ckg4U)
prayers said for your neice and mom. It affects us as well as the ones we love.
Posted by: Longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone at March 21, 2018 03:25 AM (wls5X)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 21, 2018 03:26 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 21, 2018 03:26 AM (Ckg4U)
Thanks. Like I said, I'm sure that Mom is going to be fine, she's remarkably healthy. She walks 2 miles a day and her doc says she has the heart and lungs of a woman half her age, doesn't smoke or drink, etc. My two sisters and my brother live within 10 miles of her and they are all three nurses, so she's got all the support she needs even though I'm 1300 miles away. Still, that was a hard phone call to take. That's my Mommy.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 21, 2018 03:29 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 21, 2018 03:30 AM (H+7tw)
Im a breast cancer survivor (9years) it's hard on the kids- mine were young then, but they still worry
Posted by: Longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone at March 21, 2018 03:33 AM (wls5X)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 21, 2018 03:35 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 21, 2018 03:36 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2018 10:48 PM (UfMVm)
Long-time Keaggy fan. I was actually involved in promoting a couple of his concerts back in the mid 80's. Designed the promotional materials (such as they were). Played chauffeur both times. First time picked him and his opening act (Bryan Duncan) up at the airport in my mom's '82 Buick Regal; gave him the real star treatment. At the airport, one of his pieces of equipment (his Jam Man, I think) came out on the luggage carousel (!) and, being the overly-helpful fan boi, I grabbed it. The top separated from the bottom, cables spilled out. I was slightly embarrassed; he was gracious. Second time picked him and his nephew Eddie Keaggy (sound man) at the airport, this time driving a church van. Went to Guitar Player Magazine HQ to meet one of the editors there (Jaz Obrecht) and get a tour of the facilities. Then had lunch at Chili's (again, real star treatment). He ordered fajitas; I forgot what I ordered (probably an old-fashioned).
Unbelievably talented, unbelievably humble guy.
A little electric and a little acoustic:
https://youtu.be/gEmNfN6RF0U
https://youtu.be/SzarlUYwiK4
Posted by: Average Guy at March 21, 2018 03:43 AM (LMcFk)
Sounds like we dodged a bullet there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 21, 2018 03:57 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 21, 2018 04:09 AM (bML9A)
"Who will go investigate?" the old narrator asked.
"Not I," said Sister Mary.
"Not I," said Sister Jane.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Shut up pig, you are not in this fairy tale," said the irritated old narrator.
Piggy expressed his indignation with grunts and snorts as he walked around the couch to lay in the corner where he could still be heard grumbling about his abrupt dismissal.
"Now where was I," asked the old narrator.
"But sir," Sister Mary said, "Shots in the dark are not as frightening as exploding FedEx packages. Can we have explosions instead?"
"Very well," the old man said. "I will start again. It was a dark and stormy night when suddenly the sound of a distant explosion was heard."
"Could just be thunder," Sister June exclaimed.
"Could be the brewery blew up again. That was exciting," said Sister Leroy in her deep baritone. Everyone except the narrator giggled because Sister Leroy liked her pint of ale at supper.
"This explosion," said the narrator, "was not like the deep rumble of the brewery explosion that was more then ten miles away. This was a short, sharp bang, and much closer."
The Seven Sisters of Fair Hope Convent of the Souls Saved Daily waited for the old narrator to compose his thoughts.
Sister Sarah spoke quietly, as the other Sisters were silent. "We will have souls to save tomorrow, and we should be preparing ourselves for that hard work."
There were groans of disappointment when the old narrator agreed with Sister Sarah. "Indeed. There will be much work to do, so no fairy tale tonight."
The old narrator mumbled to himself as he left the young Sisters of Faith and Hope to their restfull sleep. As he passed the front window, a soundless flash of lightning, high up in the sky caught his attention. He thought he saw something out by the gate to the Convent. He flicked on the lights to see a package someone had left just inside the gate. "Can't leave it out in the rain," the old narrator grumbled. "Who would leave a package out all afternoon?" he wondered.
The old man quietly opened the door and went out to retrieve the package before the rain started. He was surprised at how heavy it was. The explosion blew out all the windows in the front of the Convent and started the neighborhood dogs to barking. The old narrator never had the chance to ask for whom the dogs were barking for they were barking for him.
Posted by: Seven Souls Stalk Sister Sarah at March 21, 2018 04:14 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2018 04:23 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone at March 21, 2018 04:27 AM (wls5X)
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2018 04:34 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone at March 21, 2018 04:36 AM (wls5X)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest_novels
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 11:59 PM (FJXGr)
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"But officer, I assumed the Kindle could stop it, since I just downloaded In Search of Lost Time onto it".
I'd have expected Tolstoy to dominate the list instead of just 1 entry. Philistine that I am, I have read anything there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 21, 2018 04:38 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2018 04:23 AM (aC6Sd)
Winter's over, Skip. We're now into the glorious wonders of Spring. The wonder, of course, is why it's continuing to snow.
But it could be worse. In early May of '75, while at VA Tech, we got three inches of heavy wet snow in the morning; by 2 p.m., it was all melted. But having May snowball fights was definitely a new one for me.
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2018 04:39 AM (lbt9w)
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2018 04:40 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 04:48 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2018 04:55 AM (1l010)
Needs a happy ending.
How about -
The old narrator bent down to peer into the half-open package to see the motionless form of a human newborn. The old man gathered up the package and hurried into the convent to see if the infant could be saved.
Better?
Posted by: Seven Souls Stalk Sister Sarah at March 21, 2018 04:56 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2018 04:55 AM (1l010)
What's DM?
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 04:57 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2018 04:57 AM (1l010)
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2018 04:58 AM (aC6Sd)
https://tinyurl.com/yb3l9txe
You'd think people who study metals would recognize the taste of irony.
These are not engineers, of course. They're not even professors of engineering. These are the scholars of the techniques of teaching engineering.
And this is the future of "The Profession." Learn to love it.
I spent a little time up on one of the real bridges built by that FIU contractor today. Wife's nephew had a blowout, pulled over on the down-slope, and could not get the wheel to bust loose. I don't want to see inside those cast-concrete boxes. The steel guardrails, thick square-section with high-tech paint, are rusted clear through, and they're not 10 years old. They only promised 50 years on that half-billion "investment," and it's not going to make it. They killed five guys putting that damned thing up.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2018 04:59 AM (H5rtT)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5526159/Austin-bomber-shot-dead-police-try-arrest-him.html
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 04:59 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 05:02 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2018 05:03 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 05:03 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2018 04:40 AM (aC6Sd)
If true, that's good news. The NY Daily News is also reporting he's dead.
The serial bomber behind a deadly exploding package spree in Austin has reportedly been killed following nearly three weeks of terror in the Texas capitol.
News of the suspect's death, first reported by the Austin American-Statesman, coincided with a police shooting that stopped traffic along a highway near Austin just before 3 a.m. local time Wednesday.
Dozens of FBI agents were seen swarming the site of the shooting in the Round Rock suburb, about 11 miles north of Austin.
It was not immediately clear how the shooting was related or how the suspect died. A FBI spokeswoman did not respond to a request for comment.
The suspect's death follows the fifth confirmed bomb linked to the plot responsible for killing two people. The explosive device, stashed inside a package, detonated inside a FedEx depot near San Antonio.
The package, bound for Austin, was also sent from Austin.
KEYE-TV reports the U.S. Marshals office collected surveillance footage of a man dropping off two packages at a FedEx store in south Austin. One of the packages later exploded at the Schertz facility around 1 a.m. Tuesday.
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2018 05:03 AM (lbt9w)
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2018 05:05 AM (1l010)
Have a great day horde
And don't make John Brennan mad please, he doesn't like it.
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2018 05:05 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 05:02 AM (U6XUk)
In Texas, yes, in Minnesota, no.
Location, location, location.
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2018 05:06 AM (lbt9w)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 05:02 AM (U6XUk)
In Texas, yes, in Minnesota, no.
Location, location, location.
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2018 05:06 AM (lbt9w)
I should say: short-sleeved t-shirt and gloves, no outer wear.
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 05:09 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2018 05:09 AM (1l010)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 21, 2018 05:09 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2018 05:11 AM (1l010)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 21, 2018 05:12 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 21, 2018 05:09 AM (bML9A)
656 A lot of lace wig
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2018 05:11 AM (1l010)
It was a lace wig.
Maybe they DID pull ACE in for consulting!!!
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 05:12 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 05:16 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 21, 2018 05:18 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2018 05:18 AM (1l010)
Unless they deliberately fuzz the image before making it public.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 21, 2018 05:20 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2018 05:20 AM (1l010)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 05:21 AM (U6XUk)
Unless they deliberately fuzz the image before making it public.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 21, 2018 05:20 AM (roQNm)
Maybe they're comparing them to photos of suspects?
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 05:23 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2018 05:23 AM (BtQd4)
Unless they deliberately fuzz the image before making it public.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 21, 2018 05:20 AM (roQNm)
They could have had security cameras outside the FedEx facility, matched up the times, got a car type, maybe a plate.
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2018 05:23 AM (lbt9w)
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2018 05:23 AM (1l010)
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2018 05:23 AM (1l010)
I was going to say, we could get a screenshot and then blow it up, but
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 05:28 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2018 05:31 AM (1l010)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 21, 2018 05:41 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 21, 2018 05:20 AM (roQNm)
Worse than Japanese Porn.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 21, 2018 05:55 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 21, 2018 05:56 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Lon Horiuchi at March 21, 2018 05:58 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Secret Square at March 21, 2018 06:00 AM (9WuX0)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 06:04 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2018 06:05 AM (yXU4O)
Posted by: Fade Away into the fog. at March 21, 2018 06:06 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 21, 2018 05:56 AM (fiGNd)
According to the UK sources, he's been blowed up.
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 06:06 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Colin at March 21, 2018 06:08 AM (byI9j)
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:08 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:09 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2018 06:09 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:13 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: jsg at March 21, 2018 06:13 AM (OgCTU)
So hispanic is a color again?
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:13 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:13 AM (8ikIW)
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If muslim can be a race, then why not?
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:15 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Colin at March 21, 2018 06:15 AM (byI9j)
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:15 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger
I haven't checked yet. The election was a primary, so we get to go thru all of the campaign crap commercials again starting in September
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:20 AM (8ikIW)
All of the Dem governor candidates ran on taxing the bejeesus out of "billionaires". I didn't realize that Illinois had that many billionaires. Unless they mean they'll just confiscate all of the money from them.
Of course both governor candidates are wealthy. So, none of their money will be touched.
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:25 AM (8ikIW)
AUSTIN BOMBING SUSPECT IS DEAD. Great job by law enforcement and all concerned!
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:27 AM (8ikIW)
The president's tone drew a rebuke from Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz.,
chairman of the Armed Services Committee, who wrote on Twitter: "An
American president does not lead the Free World by congratulating
dictators on winning sham elections. And by doing so with Vladimir
Putin, President Trump insulted every Russian citizen who was denied the
right to vote in a free and fair election."
About time for Maxine to weigh in, and tell us Putin and Trump are buddies, and impeach 45...
Posted by: Colin at March 21, 2018 06:29 AM (byI9j)
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:29 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:25 AM (8ikIW)
There are only 16 billionaires in IL. With a combine net worth of about $36 B. The state of IL is about $130 B in debt with pensions and healthcare. Killing the billionaires and the heirs and robbing all of their money aint gonna fix it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2018 06:31 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2018 06:32 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:33 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: rhennigantx
It's a start though. Then we invest all of the money in...umm....Lottery tickets.
Bingo Bango Bongo, rolling in dough like Scrooge McDuck!
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:33 AM (8ikIW)
"University of Wisconsin campus at Stevens Point pushes plan to drop 13 majors - including English, history and philosophy."
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:29 AM (lwiT4)
The University is having a hard time with declining enrollment. They want to teach more practical skills, not degrees that have no economic value.
Posted by: Colin at March 21, 2018 06:35 AM (byI9j)
Posted by: grammie winger
Lake Geneva and other towns along the border are a spot a lot of them like, especially doctors and lawyers
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:35 AM (8ikIW)
enrollment. They want to teach more practical skills, not degrees that
have no economic value.
Posted by: Colin at March 21, 2018 06:35 AM (byI9j)
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Yeah, I saw that after reading the article. I should glanced at the content
and provided a link.Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:37 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Colin
Point used to be more of a school if you were looking to get into natural resources fields.
They had english etc more as required classes you took early in your years there.
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:37 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:35 AM (8ikIW)
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A lot of them have summer homes here. I wonder how many are full-time residents. It would be interesting to find out. I can't even find out if that Nehlen guy - Ryan's primary challenger - is a full time resident. Either way, he's a nut flake.
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:39 AM (lwiT4)
The Big Joooo Weather Machine has it in for the Delmarva Peninsula today, all day. We are indebted to Trayon White for revealing the true cause behind our travails - thanks, asshat!
I don't mind clearing away the global warming, but I would definitely mind losing power.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2018 06:39 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:39 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2018 06:39 AM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2018 06:40 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2018 06:42 AM (BtQd4)
They had english etc more as required classes you took early in your years there.
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:37 AM (8ikIW)
Like when I went to CCNY in NYC. You had to take some english, and other courses, but that wasn't the main reason to be there. Probably different now.
Posted by: Colin at March 21, 2018 06:42 AM (byI9j)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2018 06:43 AM (Dp6qK)
report complete data so NOAA just ESTIMATES the temp. Since 1900 about
2.5 degrees of reported warming is from estimation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2018 06:42 AM
.
.
.And a bunch of the stations to do report are not adjusted for urban heat island effect.
The Watts up with that guy had a project that photographed each temp station in the US and boy howdy the results are scary.
One is right next to the vent from a building air conditioner and another one is right over a BBQ grill that gets used year round. He found that less than 25% of the stations are correctly sited.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2018 06:45 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:45 AM (lwiT4)
report complete data so NOAA just ESTIMATES the temp. Since 1900 about
2.5 degrees of reported warming is from estimation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2018 06:42 AM (BtQd4)
March 2018 will be declared the warmest March on record, you can bet on that.
Posted by: Colin at March 21, 2018 06:46 AM (byI9j)
Yep, and likely to get even more so since Pritzker will almost certainly be the next governor. I would love to get the heck outta here but as evidenced by your comments, I question whether I'd be welcome anywhere... and since the entire country is doomed it probably doesn't matter anyway. Am I in a good mood today or what?
Posted by: Secret Square at March 21, 2018 06:46 AM (9WuX0)
[Austin bombing] suspect who has died is from the Pflugerville area
Natch - Pflugervilleans are notoriously suspicious!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2018 06:48 AM (pNxlR)
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Secret Square - we'd roll out the welcome mat for you. Can always use another conservative. Come on up. We have cheese curds.
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:48 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: McCain's brain tumor at March 21, 2018 06:49 AM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Secret Square
C'mon. Pritzker said in his campaign commercials how he has always helped people his mother was an alcoholic and things were tough for him growing up. Now he's a billionaire.
Tax the billionaires, but not him!
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:49 AM (8ikIW)
Lots of interesting investigatory detail for you CSI types.
Security video, sales receipts, Google search history, cell phone tracking.
Sorry Camera Hogg, your 15 minutes are up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2018 06:49 AM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Wan't that a country that Gulliver went to?
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:50 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Colin at March 21, 2018 06:51 AM (byI9j)
enrollment. They want to teach more practical skills, not degrees that have no economic value.
Posted by: Colin
Wee doan nead no engrish.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2018 06:52 AM (TUUTu)
Uh....what are they keeping?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2018 06:52 AM (W+vEI)
Uh....what are they keeping?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2018 06:52 AM
.
.
.
.African lesbian studies.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2018 06:53 AM (+Dllb)
enrollment. They want to teach more practical skills, not degrees that have no economic value.
That makes more sense - they've already dropped various grievance studies degrees, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2018 06:53 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Colin
Time to put giggly Wanda the Weather Bunny on in his place.
One size fit's all dress. Check
Breaticles showing. Check
Spend 5 minutes of the 8 minute "report" telling you what the weather was today, like you didn't already know. Check
Global warming is bad. Double Check
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 06:54 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Secret Square at March 21, 2018 06:54 AM (9WuX0)
Pflugervilleans are superb gardeners.
The annual Pflugerville Bougainvillea Festival is not to be missed!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2018 06:55 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2018 06:52 AM (W+vEI)
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Degrees that lead to a job, mostly.
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:55 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2018 06:55 AM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Secret Square at March 21, 2018 06:54 AM (9WuX0)
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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 06:56 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2018 06:56 AM (V2Yro)
Roads in SE Pennsylvania are going to shit quickly.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 21, 2018 06:59 AM (LOgQ4)
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You guys are doing GREAT!
Posted by: zombie Caesar Nero at March 20, 2018 10:03 PM (ROV4u
I thought that was what Thai ladyboys were for?
Posted by: Downcast at March 21, 2018 07:00 AM (v2Njf)
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Time for them to unionize against the sex bots.
Look for the union label!! Just don't ask where it is.
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 07:02 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2018 07:02 AM (KP5rU)
Austin bombing suspect killed near Round Rock, TX
There was a peaceful town called Round Rock,
Where people lived in harmony.
They never had no kind of trouble.
There was no hint of misery.
And all at once the trouble started ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2018 07:02 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 07:05 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2018 07:06 AM (lLeln)
We have got to get out of this shithole.
Posted by: Gem at March 21, 2018 07:07 AM (XoAz8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2018 07:02 AM (KP5rU)
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Exactly. My daughter graduated from UW-Madison. Her minor was in Women's Studies. Go figure. She votes conservative and raises the kids with no nonsense.
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 21, 2018 07:07 AM (lwiT4)
nation's choice to be ambassador to welcome aliens to planet earth. The
singer came out on top of a poll as the face people most wanted to
represent them to alien life. The poll of internet users was carried out
following the discovery of signs of water on Mars. Ozzy won 26 per cent
of the vote.
Posted by: grammie winger"
Thats's interesting. I always thought Keith Richards would be best pick for the job.
Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2018 07:08 AM (MxEKc)
Shee wuz kindly cyoot.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 21, 2018 07:08 AM (ln5wD)
What message would that send to the aliens...
We're too crazy and drug-addled to be a threat?
Don't mess with us, we're crazy?
So, aliens, hi, whatever, wanna party?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2018 07:08 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at March 21, 2018 07:10 AM (N3JsI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2018 07:11 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2018 07:12 AM (KP5rU)
Fed Ex surveillence photos showed the bewigged suspect (oh, please, let it not be a Lace Wig) wearing gloves as he dropped off two packages.
Wearing gloves ... might be a "tell".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2018 07:13 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2018 07:13 AM (fceHP)
But Ozzie was the one who first welcomed him to Earth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2018 07:13 AM (V2Yro)
Austin bombing news reports showed yet another police chief festooned with stars on his collar. Who do these guys think they are - George S. Patton?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2018 07:15 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2018 07:16 AM (fceHP)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Avoiding fingerprints probably. Guess he didn't cover the rest of his tracks so well.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2018 07:17 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2018 07:15 AM (pNxlR)
McArthur.
Posted by: BignJames at March 21, 2018 07:17 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2018 07:17 AM (lLeln)
DNA; inside and outside package
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2018 07:20 AM (fceHP)
Austin bombing news reports showed yet another police chief festooned with stars on his collar. Who do these guys think they are - George S. Patton?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2018 07:15 AM (pNxlR)
Well he did storm that cruller at Dunkin and liberated the sufganiyahs at Winchells.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2018 07:20 AM (Dp6qK)
Rasmussen shows the dems only have a 6+ advantage going into November. There ain't gonna be a blue wave unless the dems can get something serious to motivate their base.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2018 07:21 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2018 07:22 AM (EyPfd)
Legislatures in states that sponsor universities on multiple campuses ought to designate one and only one as the site for all grievance majors. Move all such programs there forthwith - "earn your keep or into the trash heap".
Why, it'd be just like camp!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2018 07:22 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2018 07:22 AM (8ikIW)
That's EXACTLY right! Stupid son of a bitch, he was. Pretty boy with that goddam pipe. Goddam I'll kick the hell out of him if I see his sorry carcass. Took care of himself and left his men to rot on Bataan.
Posted by: George S. Patton at March 21, 2018 07:28 AM (ln5wD)
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