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"Protesters" "Protest" a Jordan Peterson Speech By Smashing Stained Glass Windows, Chanting "Lock Him In and Burn It Down"
But these are "good people" who just want what's best for America, I'm sure.
Free speech warrior Dr. Jordan Peterson was greeted by protestors at Queen's University in Canada who called him a Nazi, smashed a stained glass window, and threatened to "lock them in and burn it down." ... Early in his talk a person can be seen in the video above banging on a stained glass window in what in known as Grant Hall, the lecture hall in which Peterson was speaking. Eventually the window broke and, according to the Kingston Whig Standard, the woman who was behind the vandalism cut herself and fled...She was apprehended, red-handed, as it were, bloody from the cut as if marked by a vengeful God for retribution. Though I should point out that the stained glass does not appear to have any religious significance. It just appears (barely) decorative. Still, you know: Instant karma is a bitch.
... Videos of the protest, taken by protestors themselves, don't paint the leftists in a good light. In the video below an exit door is barricaded as one protestor shouts, "Lock 'em in and burn it down!"Charming. Jordan Peterson wrote on Twitter:
The protestor who broke a stained glass window yesterday at Grant Hall at Queen's U during my talk with Prof Bruce Hardy (and was subsequently arrested) was carrying a garrotte (!). A garrotte, for God's sake. What the hell is going on?He then links this story reporting that;
When the officers identified themselves the woman started to yell and resisted arrest by trying to pull away, police said. Once handcuffed the woman became violent and started kicking one officer. Additional officers responded to take the woman to police headquarters, but on the way there she tried to kick out the cruiser’s window. Once at police headquarters the woman refused to walk on her own and continued to be uncooperative. Police said that she bit one of the officers and had to be physically carried into her cell as she continued to be violent. Police searched her backpack and inside they found a weapon inside. Commonly known as a garrote, the weapon consists of metal wire with handles on each end.A garrote, of course, is a deadly weapon. It doesn't even have a legitimate secondary use as self-defense weapon: It's a weapon used to attack someone by surprise from behind only and strangle them to death. It cannot be used in a non-surprise, non-from-behind attack. So she's carrying a weapon of silent assassination. I imagine she'll be sentenced to time served and be given a firm scolding that young gentlewomen shouldn't carry Mafia sneak-execution weapons. This took place in Canada, but it's coming to a country near you. Indeed, it's already here.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:21 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:22 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 12:22 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:22 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: josephistan at March 08, 2018 12:23 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Penfold at March 08, 2018 12:23 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 12:23 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: cornbred at March 08, 2018 12:23 PM (mIVrf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2018 12:24 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: HTL at March 08, 2018 12:24 PM (2dzsA)
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2018 12:24 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 08, 2018 12:25 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 12:25 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Fritz at March 08, 2018 12:25 PM (2Mnv1)
The Thugees are back in town.
I'm jealous. We only have fake thugs, here.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 08, 2018 12:25 PM (8gDQu)
Haven't read Jordan Peterson. What is so frightening about what he says?
Just got his book. Will I be frightened, too?
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2018 12:26 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: CPT11A at March 08, 2018 12:26 PM (gY9Ct)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 08, 2018 12:26 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Tim c at March 08, 2018 12:26 PM (iCWyQ)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:26 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: WOPR at March 08, 2018 12:26 PM (wqVLa)
We have some thoughts.
Posted by: Carlo Rizzi and Luca Brazi at March 08, 2018 12:26 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 08, 2018 12:26 PM (qCKDU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (r9UYA)
====
Hang on to your garrote while reading it. You'll be fine.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (E0aX2)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Integrity Mike at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (W4xXw)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (I5hoQ)
What we've done/are doing to our young boys and men in this country is criminal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jordan Peterson Death Stare at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (XkVXQ)
Ban all garrotes. Maybe include scarves, cravats and ties as well, to be extra safe. And bandanas and buffs.
Posted by: Penfold at March 08, 2018 12:23 PM (Fbt5B)
I approve of this message.
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (e11dj)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Jordan Peterson at March 08, 2018 12:28 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 08, 2018 12:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2018 12:28 PM (0tfLf)
Indeed, it's already here.
Posted by: Ace at 12:28 PM
Unrelatedly, gun sales surge...
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 08, 2018 12:28 PM (+087i)
In case you were wondering how people manage to acquire garottes.
Posted by: troyriser at March 08, 2018 12:28 PM (K8f5g)
Very good way to wind up eating a fire extinguisher.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 12:28 PM (+X43N)
Haven't read Jordan Peterson. What is so frightening about what he says?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2018 12:24 PM (8+Ozj)
Words. HE SAYS WORDS!!
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 08, 2018 12:28 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Jordan Peterson
and stop eating fucking vegetables and eat some beef
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:29 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 12:29 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 12:29 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2018 12:29 PM (Un7SJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (ptqGC)
Couldn't agree more...ooops, I should shut up and quit whining.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2018 12:29 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 08, 2018 12:29 PM (BWL+E)
Yes, yes, I know - gloom doom despair we are done they will rule they have a plan, a master plan, a long term plan, and did I mention that we are doomed because hey I like doom and hope is for fools named Gandalf.
They call me the Steward of Gondor
Some call me Lord of the white Tower,
Some even call me father,
But I speak of the Fall of Gondor....
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 08, 2018 12:29 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2018 12:29 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:29 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: troyriser at March 08, 2018 12:28 PM (K8f5g)
It's not like they're hard to make, either.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:30 PM (NWiLs)
Nobody told you to stop whining. Go right ahead! ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2018 12:30 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 12:25 PM (7LY+6)
Dammit. Curse you for beating me to the obvious cliche'd joke!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 08, 2018 12:30 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:22 PM (FZYNt)
CBC - that my cousin calls Canadians Boring Canadians.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 08, 2018 12:30 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: x at March 08, 2018 12:30 PM (nFwvY)
Yeah. So we need secession. Their moral views have mutated into something that is completely alien. They can live on their own, but they cannot live amongst us with these views.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 08, 2018 12:30 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:30 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2018 12:30 PM (kAs9s)
And we have the left attempting to assassinate him...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 12:30 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
Conservative speakers need to start hiring Hell's Angels as security for their events.
Posted by: cornbred at March 08, 2018 12:30 PM (mIVrf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 08, 2018 12:31 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: x at March 08, 2018 12:30 PM (nFwvY)
Well, a complete lack of discipline, instilling any boundaries and shielding them from reality.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2018 12:31 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 08, 2018 12:31 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 08, 2018 12:31 PM (oZ6kz)
It was even more unhinged than the Young Turks. Really that bad.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:31 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: James T Kirk at March 08, 2018 12:31 PM (Dp6qK)
The tool used to cut into blocks of unworked clay is a wire with two wooden or plastic handles.
In case you were wondering how people manage to acquire garottes.
Posted by: troyriser at March 08, 2018 12:28 PM (K8f5g)
So, murder, but an artistic one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 08, 2018 12:31 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (hUqh+)
Well, work in the "wire" bit somehow...
(get it? Wire/Garrote/wire wheels/whatever)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (7LY+6)
Haven't read Jordan Peterson. What is so frightening about what he says?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2018 12:24 PM (8+Ozj)
Words. HE SAYS WORDS!!
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 08, 2018 12:28 PM (Dp6qK)
And there's an illustrated edition with art by comic artist Ethan Van Sciver.
Posted by: josephistan at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jordan Peterson Death Stare at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (mQ0Mc)
1) communists protest the weimar and cause civil unrest and violence against the democratic government
2) the fascists stand up to and begin counterviolence on the communists
3) the fascists gain popular support and ride the wave of disgust to power
If they believed we were who they said they were they clearly are doing this wrong.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (+087i)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (fCcS2)
They sell those for those who want to cut large bricks of hard cheese. I'm about to buy one myself soon.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (hM3Ud)
A dry chemical fire extinguisher. Found in every commercial building.
From marking an assailant to blinding/making them unable to breathe from up to 30 feet away, to actually cleaving their skull.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (+X43N)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2018 12:24 PM (8+Ozj)
I think it started with him refusing to use pronouns like Xhe Zer whatever the hell else the LGBTQAIIP want.
Search him on youtube he has many interesting lectures.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (LiyEm)
Even my spam email is reminding me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:31 PM (ptqGC)
Yup. Even Google has a womyn hiding inside a box on their front page. I bet she has a garrote.
Posted by: cornbred at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (mIVrf)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hands at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: redenzo at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: Meredith Hunter at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (r9UYA)
Turns out back in the 1880s Nietzsche predicted socialism would lead to massive war and death in Europe. Being an asshole Nietzsche said something like "it may be worth it if we learn something from it."
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (fCcS2)
It was even more unhinged than the Young Turks. Really that bad.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?"
Was anyone telling BS stories about confronting racists at the polling station like lunatic Anna Kasparian?
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (IqV8l)
1) communists protest the weimar and cause civil unrest and violence against the democratic government
2) the fascists stand up to and begin counterviolence on the communists
3) the fascists gain popular support and ride the wave of disgust to power
If they believed we were who they said they were they clearly are doing this wrong.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (+087i)
Dude. Understanding history is, like, a white cishet patriarchy thing.
Posted by: Our youth, dammit at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (RD7QR)
Search him on youtube he has many interesting lectures.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (aVYsC)
He also testified against the bill that would have criminalized refusing to use LGBTWTFBBQ "preferred pronouns."
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2018 12:24 PM (8+Ozj)
He's smart, well spoken, able to think on his feet, and not a crazy lefty.
I like his YouTube channel.
He's also a neat freak about room cleaning, which I forgive because he's not a crazy lefty. And he's probably right about the cleaning stuff. Alas.
Posted by: G. Gnome, BAAAAHT at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (al6UK)
https://twitter.com/
Thomas1774Paine/status/971795215337050112
(added a space to not break margins... hope it worked!)
Posted by: Ann at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (jtHQy)
zzzzZZZZzzzz
Posted by: J. Sessions at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Max Power at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: w at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (vhrlk)
Hell's Angels might work, but there could be liability. Lots of good cameras and timely cop appearances ... and don't allow Antifa to demonstrate with masks, they are known terrorists. Individuals wearing their own hidden body cameras would help also, in prosecutions.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Jordan Peterson quotes at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (BWL+E)
Crazy awkward Canadian cadence to that guy's speaking. He's right on track. Just can't imagine trying to converse with him via satellite
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (otLT3)
Posted by: Hands at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (EzdLW)
Old and busted: "Begin the Beguin"
New Hotness: "Garrote the Gavotte"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Vic
He's already a wanted man in Hungary. I expect there are many bounty-hunters who would love to nab him and drag him to Budapest pro bono. The notoriety alone would sextuple their rates.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (5YW0B)
They sell those for those who want to cut large bricks of hard cheese. I'm about to buy one myself soon.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM
I just picked up the M1A1 Cheese-Cutter. Flat black matting and able to cut the cheese in single blocks or in rapid fire. It also has an optional attachment for the thing that goes up.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (0tfLf)
Turns out back in the 1880s Nietzsche predicted socialism would lead to massive war and death in Europe. Being an asshole Nietzsche said something like "it may be worth it if we learn something from it."
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (eSx+E)
I think the syphilis had begun working on his brain by then.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (RD7QR)
She prefers necklacing but the tires are difficult to carry around.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Mark Steyn at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (O5Q3r)
Don't remember that, but they had this radical black lesbian who threw an hours-long conniption fit. It was fun enjoying her tears for a while, but it got old, and pretty psycho, real fast.
Plus they had Ashley Banfield. Ugh.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (hM3Ud)
Beware. If you are into cheese cutting one day you may be hoist by your own petard.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (SEnIW)
Posted by: G. Gnome, BAAAAHT at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (al6UK)
I think "clean your room" is meant to be a broader idea than just literally cleaning your room.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (NWiLs)
https://twitter.com/
Thomas1774Paine/status/971795215337050112
Evidently his treatments aren't working. That's a shame.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 08, 2018 12:36 PM (r9UYA)
He's also a neat freak about room cleaning, which I forgive because he's not a crazy lefty. And he's probably right about the cleaning stuff. Alas.
Posted by: G. Gnome, BAAAAHT at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM
iirc, his point about cleaning one's room is that, for many young adults these days, it is a first step toward regaining a sense of direction in their lives.
Posted by: Hands at March 08, 2018 12:36 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (fuK7c)
Somehow I don't see Luca swimming
Posted by: REDACTED at March 08, 2018 12:36 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 08, 2018 12:36 PM (mQ0Mc)
2) the fascists stand up to and begin counterviolence on the communists
3) the fascists gain popular support and ride the wave of disgust to power
***
To expand a bit on this - the mainstream left and right in Germany had the opportunity to do something about the rising violence. The left found their violent communist cousins too useful to stop and let them do their thing...and the mainstream right turned out to be incompetent and useless.
Note this is a common, recurring pattern. The same thing happened in 1930s Spain...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 12:36 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (5YW0B)
Was she planning on cutting blocks of clay or cheese and a protest sprung out?
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 08, 2018 12:37 PM (+087i)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2018 12:37 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (fuK7c)
Somehow I don't see Luca swimming
Posted by: REDACTED at March 08, 2018 12:36 PM (VWsDy)
He lives on the second floor.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (eSx+E)
I think the syphilis had begun working on his brain by then.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (RD7QR)
Well that does go with his most famous quote.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 08, 2018 12:37 PM (SEnIW)
I'll start caring when my coffee kicks in. Guess I should run some errands too. And maybe after I've surfed the web a bit.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 08, 2018 12:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Diogenes
Piker. I cut the cheese bare handed.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 12:37 PM (+X43N)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?"
I know she's an annoying lefty, but I find her very cute.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 12:37 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Not Mohatma Ghandi at March 08, 2018 12:38 PM (Y0Ohw)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 08, 2018 12:38 PM (9TK8E)
Sad.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 08, 2018 12:38 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Meredith Hunter at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (m/Gc2)
On second thought, Hell's Angels would probably get someone killed. What do you think BATF charges for security?
Posted by: cornbred at March 08, 2018 12:38 PM (mIVrf)
Posted by: Jimmy the weasle Fratianno at March 08, 2018 12:38 PM (7PllL)
What a bunch of pathetic losers. They're so "brave" and "strong" with their faces covered.
And gotta love a bunch of White Bully Babies crying, "Fuck white supremacy!!!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 08, 2018 12:39 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Sucks you were caught with a crowbar and no crates needed opening.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 12:39 PM (+X43N)
-- Jordan Peterson
Posted by: Hands at March 08, 2018 12:39 PM (EzdLW)
Seriously? These are the best cheese cutting comments?
*sigh*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 12:39 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:39 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Vic
***
Soros is wanted in several countries that America has extradition treaties with. That we haven't arrested him and sent him to face the music is perplexing.
Hell, if anyone ever finds themselves face to face with Sessions it would be a good question to ask...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 12:39 PM (eSx+E)
Not to defend the woman, but I'd be curious to see the garrotte. My wife is a potter, and she uses a similar tool - a wire with two handles - to cut clay ( usually to remove whatever she's working on from her wheel). I can't speak to the woman's intentions with it, but it wouldn't surprise me if that bit was a little overblown.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (5YW0B)
Does your wife normally carry it around with her in a backpack while she's at a protest?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 08, 2018 12:39 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: cornbred at March 08, 2018 12:38 PM (mIVrf)
I think the angels are a better bet to not go rogue and kill someone.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 08, 2018 12:40 PM (+087i)
I'm bad. Very bad.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 08, 2018 12:36 PM (mQ0Mc)
========
And that's why you're so good.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 08, 2018 12:40 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Diogenes
Pistol grip?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 08, 2018 12:40 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2018 12:40 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 08, 2018 12:40 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 08, 2018 12:40 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 08, 2018 12:40 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: IC at March 08, 2018 12:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: fly gal at March 08, 2018 12:40 PM (8TdcF)
-- Jordan Peterson
Posted by: Hands at March 08, 2018 12:41 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Diogenes
Pistol grip?
Posted by: Under Fire
all cheese cutters should be equipped with a silencer
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:41 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: willow at March 08, 2018 12:41 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:41 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 08, 2018 12:41 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 08, 2018 12:41 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (mpXpK)
If we really had the all-powerful presidency the left portrays in the movies, Soros, his sons, their wives and all the spawn to the third generation would already be in the careful care of a SEAL team and placed on an Argentinian Airways flight.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 08, 2018 12:41 PM (kqsXK)
Here's the other thing about a garrote: That's absolutely premeditation because you have to make your own because it's not like you can go into Canadian Tire and peruse the lovely selection of garrotes.
She wanted to kill him. Absolutely she did.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh how being a three rules at March 08, 2018 12:41 PM (mf5HN)
Because our leaders and spokespeople think we are "better" than that and will slap down and silence those who advocate for punching back and defending ourselves. The really sad part and really what is going to cause even more death and blood shed is the fact that the left "knows" we don't fight back or do anything when they pull these kinds of stunts.
What I would really like to see is our side just flood the buildings of some Red state campus and shut it down for a week or so just to show them that we can and tell them it will keep happening until Antifa is stopped.
But like I said above it will never happen and truth be told our leadership will be bleating at us as the lefties take us to our own executions.
Posted by: southdakotaconservative at March 08, 2018 12:42 PM (CuDAv)
A Goarrote is best for cutting cheese both silently and violently.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2018 12:42 PM (kUe1R)
Posted by: Diogenes
Pistol grip?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 08, 2018 12:40 PM (r9UYA)
Chainsaw attachment?
Posted by: cornbred at March 08, 2018 12:42 PM (mIVrf)
1d6 saving throw against cheeeeze.
Posted by: Zod at March 08, 2018 12:42 PM (Bdeb0)
Not to defend the woman, but I'd be curious to see the garrotte. My wife is a potter, and she uses a similar tool - a wire with two handles - to cut clay ( usually to remove whatever she's working on from her wheel). I can't speak to the woman's intentions with it, but it wouldn't surprise me if that bit was a little overblown.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (5YW0B)
Is she Harry? J/K, of course.
If that were true, it would be easy to dispel, such as with the clay residue and other tools potters use. I dated a potter. She was . . . enthusiastic and memorable.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 08, 2018 12:42 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 08, 2018 12:42 PM (SEnIW)
Yep, it really was that bad. Not even a thin veneer of professionalism. Just full-on cray-cray.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:42 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Diogenes
Pistol grip?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 08, 2018 12:40 PM
Of course. Brownells.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2018 12:43 PM (0tfLf)
at a protest ? why yes.
Posted by: willow at March 08, 2018 12:43 PM (/ikqi)
I think I ran that D&D encounter.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 08, 2018 12:39 PM (6FqZa)
Gelatinous Cube?
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:43 PM (NWiLs)
And, since I haven't reminded everyone for a while - he's dumber than you think, and more psycho than you think. (this analysis derived from direct close observation over years)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2018 12:43 PM (QDnY+)
>>These are the best cheese cutting comments?
A Goarrote is best for cutting cheese both silently and violently.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2018 12:42 PM (kUe1R)
They are silent, but deadly.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 08, 2018 12:43 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: IC"
Now I am picturing what happened to Reggie Jackson at the end of The Naked Gun.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 12:43 PM (OD2ni)
quite the reverse. We were out to improve things - but we were going to start with other people.
"I came to see the temptation in this logic, the obvious flaw, the danger - but could also see that it did not exclusively characterize socialism. Anyone who was out to change the world by changing others was to be regarded with suspicion."
-- Jordan Peterson
Posted by: Hands at March 08, 2018 12:43 PM (EzdLW)
Because Peterson is against legislation that mandates people use a transgenders' preferred pronounces.
That's it, right? That's his big crime. Apparently earning him and others a death sentence.
TOLERANCE!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 12:43 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:41 PM (FZYNt)
I'm a big fan of the silent but deadly approach.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (hUqh+)
https://tinyurl.com/yach8feb
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:41 PM (FZYNt)
Mine doesn't need a silencer.
Posted by: Shep at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (mIVrf)
***
That's the way the left goes...
They will tell you that someone like Peterson is a Hatey Hater which Hates and should be allowed in polite company. But oh, no, we are suggesting violence! Just...he should be made to go away...
And if someone does attack him, well, he brought it on himself for being a Hatey Hater which Hates right? Not that we are justifying the attack, but I mean he did deserve it right?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (ewxPW)
I used to have one of those but they're pretty weak.
I got a pocket chainsaw instead.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: willow at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (/ikqi)
Hell, if anyone ever finds themselves face to face with Sessions it would be a good question to ask...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 12:39 PM (eSx+E)
Old Recuse and Snooze would fall asleep before you finished the question.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (LiyEm)
https://tinyurl.com/yach8feb
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (ptqGC)
It's very good, and it's what I've been saying all along - it is deliberate, calculated and insidious.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
is that a chainsaw in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:45 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2018 12:45 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: wth at March 08, 2018 12:45 PM (HgMAr)
At this point she calls me and i tell her it's a scam.
On the 0-10 scale, how boned am i WRT
1) Laptop
2) Wife
She called real Dell and they confirm hack. They offer her extended warranty. Just a question of who will screw you over sometimes.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 08, 2018 12:45 PM (oGRue)
Kinda how I feel watching little kids play with the emergency door handle on commercial airliners :
'Wait. Don't stop him. I think we're all about to learn a valuable lesson..."
Posted by: Zombie Bill Hicks at March 08, 2018 12:45 PM (kUe1R)
--
On Ingraham's radio show this morning, she dedicated a segment on just this, which dovetails with the transgender lunacy being glorified right now.
There's a launch soon of a line of cosmetics that are going to be pushed specifically for men. Beyond guy liner, beyond moisurizer, etc. Full blown made-up men. Because, as is being pushed, why should women be the only ones who can look and feel beautiful??
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 08, 2018 12:46 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Zod at March 08, 2018 12:46 PM (Bdeb0)
like rule .308
Posted by: x at March 08, 2018 12:46 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:46 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: willow
Really stupid thing to be carrying to a riot. A brick would have been more useful and not have 20yrs attached to it.
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2018 12:46 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: willow at March 08, 2018 12:46 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Sore Mountie at March 08, 2018 12:46 PM (kUe1R)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 08, 2018 12:32 PM (hM3Ud)
When the time comes, do we have to pull your finger?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2018 12:46 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 08, 2018 12:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:41 PM (FZYNt)
Mine doesn't need a silencer.
Posted by: Shep at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (mIVrf)
Widebores don't usually make as much noise to begin with.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:46 PM (NWiLs)
Queens Univ? is that next to Cornhole community collage
Posted by: saf at March 08, 2018 12:46 PM (5IHGB)
It featured a gruesome garroting scene with Brad Pitt.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (W+vEI)
You forgot how our betters will also tell us that this is because we have not seen the light on gun control/abortion/immigration.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (SmPgl)
I've said for a long time that we ain't seen nothing yet from the product of the universities...
Expect more, and worse.
The idiots are weaponized.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (AASEZ)
because c'mon someone climbing onto a ledge and breaking a window and
trying to kick out the window in the police car and who is carrying a
garrote ain't no thing, you snowflake.
Here's the other thing about a garrote: That's absolutely
premeditation because you have to make your own because it's not like
you can go into Canadian Tire and peruse the lovely selection of
garrotes.
She wanted to kill him. Absolutely she did.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh how being a three rules at March 08, 2018 12:41 PM (mf5HN)
I had a naughty mind thought about a bullet going through the window and putting Garrote Gurl out of her misery.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (ptqGC)
Because Peterson is against legislation that mandates people use a transgenders' preferred pronounces.
That's it, right? That's his big crime. Apparently earning him and others a death sentence.
TOLERANCE!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 12:43 PM (W+vEI)
And this is what really worries me about Soros' current plan to win control of so many DA/AG seats.
It's going to come to the point where the Antifags start succeeding in their murder attempts, and Soros' hand-picked prosecutors are going to just plain refuse to prosecute.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (iIrbG)
I used to have one of those but they're pretty weak.
I got a pocket chainsaw instead.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (Dn4Uq)
Sounds kinda dangerous. Did it come with a safety?
Posted by: Shep at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (mIVrf)
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2018 12:42 PM (kUe1R)
Ahh, the French: Le Garrote du Fromage. Very popular until the invention of the Cheese Guillotine which earned a notorious reputation during the French Revolution.
Posted by: Not David McCullough at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (Y0Ohw)
-- Jordan Peterson
Posted by: Hands at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (EzdLW)
--
On Ingraham's radio show this morning, she dedicated a segment on just this, which dovetails with the transgender lunacy being glorified right now.
There's a launch soon of a line of cosmetics that are going to be pushed specifically for men. Beyond guy liner, beyond moisurizer, etc. Full blown made-up men. Because, as is being pushed, why should women be the only ones who can look and feel beautiful??
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 08, 2018 12:46 PM (mQ0Mc)
More women need to grok this, and push back.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (NWiLs)
He knew we wouldn't
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (MS0+a)
Keep making threats, Commies.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (dDMQ9)
**fistbump**
Word.
Posted by: Steve Scalise at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead "
Always useful when walking through First Class on an airplane to give the snobs a little treat.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (FZYNt)
Here's the awesome Tucker Carlson's show on what we're doing to our boys and young men, featuring Jordan Peterson.
https://tinyurl.com/yach8feb
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (ptqGC)
Thanks, Jane. Over my dead body.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (Dp6qK)
Get one part of your life, a part you actually have effect on, under control. Work outward from there to bring the rest of your life under your control so that you can actually move forward with fewer distractions.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (Dn4Uq)
Trigglypuff wouldn't have the energy for all that."
Give Trigglypuff a Frappacino with double whip cream and a comfortable chair, she could incite a riot.
Posted by: Wendy at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (bpemY)
Posted by: brak at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (VckGX)
***
One point that doesn't get discussed enough is that most of the leftwing activist base is mentally ill by any traditional analysis. In part that is because society and our school system intentionally are used to drive people crazy now.
But whenever a discussion comes up about whether the government should go back to involuntarily committing crazy people the left loses its collective shit. Yes, such power can (and in some places has) been used to round up people that disagree with the government, but the left as a whole isn't concerted about that....they are concerned because many of them are the people the government would have committed in the 50s.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: willow at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (/ikqi)
========
That's.....unsurprising.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: kallisto at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (Sq5z0)
The fuckers eat Mac and Cheese with ketchup.
Ive seen this with my own eyes.
Insanity.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (TBwrC)
Posted by: Tessio at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (OxYQ1)
And this is what really worries me about Soros' current plan to win control of so many DA/AG seats.
Why, he knows its not who votes that counts; its who counts the votes.
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2018 12:49 PM (MS0+a)
It featured a gruesome garroting scene with Brad Pitt.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (W+vEI)
I kind of liked that movie.
And they were using autonomous, self-driving garrotes. They called them "bolos".
Javier Bardem did some of the worst acting in all of human history in that movie. It was pretty funny.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 08, 2018 12:49 PM (8gDQu)
.............
Aaah. A biter.
Posted by: wth at March 08, 2018 12:45 PM (HgMAr)
---------------------------------
In the US, the second bite used to be the one on the billy club. Did Canada have the same tradition?
Posted by: RioBravo at March 08, 2018 12:49 PM (giT7q)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 08, 2018 12:49 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:49 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (OD2ni)
The classic crop dusting move.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 08, 2018 12:49 PM (hUqh+)
This is the death thread? I'm outta here!
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at March 08, 2018 12:49 PM (vtcmf)
"I know, right?"
--- Rand Paul, attacked twice for simply being non-progressive, still recovering
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (W+vEI)
Crop dusting first class is mandatory.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (kUe1R)
I'll take the garrotte.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (6FqZa)
Brad Pitt's starred in TWO movies with a severed head?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (Dn4Uq)
Head in a box was Gwyneth Paltrow's best work.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (ptqGC)
any religious significance. It just appears (barely) decorative."
Isn't Christianity against the law in Canada?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (oyCqX)
They don't spell it Tyre?
I have a legit question about garottes.
The clay-cutting cheese-cutting devices have a fine wire for slicing. I think of a garotte as a strangling device, ergo a thicker wire that constricts but does not slice.
Fine wire garotting seems like it would get blood everywhere.
Anyone know more about this?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (fuK7c)
The fuckers eat Mac and Cheese with ketchup.
Ive seen this with my own eyes.
Insanity.
Posted by: Kreplach
put ketchup on my kraft dinner and i will cut a bitch
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (LiyEm)
.............
Aaah. A biter.
Posted by: wth"
My kind of girl. Is she hot?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (just returned from my honeymoon in Banff, AB, CAN!) at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (FsN6J)
Until they pick the wrong group. Which they already have. Vids all over Fb showing antifa getting their asses stomped because they didn't think people would fight back.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (/tG8l)
I used to have one of those but they're pretty weak.
I got a pocket chainsaw instead.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (Dn4Uq)
You both would be better off with a folding saw like one of the Silky Saws. That is, if you plan to use it.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Sponge at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (xttKs)
and a biter. yick
Posted by: willow at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead "
Always useful when walking through First Class on an airplane to give the snobs a little treat.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (OD2ni)
...........
Hey, I think dinner is about to be served.
Posted by: First Class Snob at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (HgMAr)
---
one..yeah...all your RPG games have thieves using stab to the back as a critical hit but a garotte from the back is pretty much game over.
two...sure you can use it in a non surprise attack...you'll just get your ass kicked.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Dude at March 08, 2018 12:51 PM (RYASC)
Communism can't handle espousing of other ideas, so violence is how they shut it down. And this violence wasn't to stop this talk, but his next one.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 08, 2018 12:51 PM (r+sAi)
>The fuckers eat Mac and Cheese with ketchup.
I was once in a Canadian Restaurant that had a Toast Bar.
Like a salad bar. But for toast.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2018 12:51 PM (kUe1R)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 08, 2018 12:51 PM (Dp6qK)
1d6 saving throw against cheeeeze.
Posted by: Zod at March 08, 2018 12:42 PM (Bdeb0)
---
don't forget the yeast
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 08, 2018 12:51 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2018 12:51 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2018 12:35 PM (5YW0B)
Sounds like a tool one would normally leave in the pottery studio. Or on the cheeseboard in the pantry. Definitely not tote in a backpack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2018 12:51 PM (Dbv1R)
The fuckers eat Mac and Cheese with ketchup.
Ive seen this with my own eyes.
Insanity.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (TBwrC)
Mac and cheese with bacon and sriracha is da bomb, though.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
Anyone know more about this?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Yep. And if you get the cuts deep enough, there's no coming back.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 12:52 PM (/tG8l)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 08, 2018 12:39 PM (lKyWE)
No, but she has, on occassion, not fully unpacked her backpack, and found she was carrying around something unexpected. I'm not saying the woman had no ill intent with the item. Perhaps she did intend to use it to cause harm. Just seems like an odd choice.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2018 12:52 PM (5YW0B)
--
Those flaps...they aren't her arms.
*sneaks out the door*
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 08, 2018 12:52 PM (mQ0Mc)
i imagine blood would still course until heart failed. so yeah i would imagine much blood
Posted by: willow at March 08, 2018 12:52 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Integrity Mike at March 08, 2018 12:52 PM (W4xXw)
So weird how all prog western states have cut free speech, especially with respect to "migrants" and other invaders. You can't complain about rapey muzzies because that's a hate crime, mate. Also, no guns to protect yourself from the invaders. sad.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 08, 2018 12:52 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 12:52 PM (7LY+6)
At this point she calls me and i tell her it's a scam.
On the 0-10 scale, how boned am i WRT
1) Laptop
2) Wife
She called real Dell and they confirm hack. They offer her extended warranty. Just a question of who will screw you over sometimes.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
Laptop 2 out of 10, no biggie to clean
Wife 2-8 out of 10, depending on the type of porn she was downloading
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2018 12:52 PM (MS0+a)
Trigglypuff doesn't need a garrote,she kills by smothering with her arm flaps.
Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (LiyEm)
Assault bingo wings must be outlawed.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 08, 2018 12:53 PM (Dp6qK)
I wondered to myself "Are the Dem's feeling a little (eg. Alot) pressure on DACA?
Scanned the websites and sure enough: Dreamers are spit'n mad and protesting the Dem's for inaction!
Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2018 12:53 PM (G0vdT)
I read they were chanting "Burn Her!" at Dana Loesch at that "town hall" show trial. I'm sensing a pattern here.
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2018 12:51 PM (xjiRE)
Yes, they did. But they're just harmless, Tide Pod-eating children. And CBC Newz showed their new offices this morning! The Children of the Pod have offices now!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:53 PM (ptqGC)
Ya loop it over the target from behind, cross your arms across your chest, and turn back-to-back and lean forward and lift the guy. Let gravity do the work.
So I'm told by people who've seen movies.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 08, 2018 12:53 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (Dn4Uq)
It's a good start...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 08, 2018 12:53 PM (RD7QR)
Nah. That's normal.
Robespierre, that you?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 12:53 PM (7LY+6)
And they typically have odd, computer-generated names: Groot Pown, Dewys Kreyn, Shadoe Stevens.
Posted by: Zod at March 08, 2018 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Integrity Mike
Having a screwdriver in your backpack is one thing; a garrote kinda doesn't have any other purpose.
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2018 12:54 PM (MS0+a)
Fb showing antifa getting their asses stomped because they didn't think
people would fight back.
***
Remember in the Charlotteville riots when that guy ran down a protestor in his car? And the media went nuts claiming he just decided to randomly murder people? And that later, quietly video came out showing the AntiFa types attacking his car right before he stepped on the gas?
I presume because we haven't heard anymore about the trial that he's going to be found not guilty for self defense...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 12:54 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 08, 2018 12:54 PM (V3U1L)
into selling his home in order to pay his legal expenses. This is beyond
blood-boiling.
If we still had an investigative MFM we'd know to whom and at relation to market price. In any case in a few years some people will have dropped prosecutions, pardons and the gratitude of a billionaire. Others will still be willing slaves of a shrinking apparat.
Posted by: DaveA at March 08, 2018 12:54 PM (FhXTo)
Until they pick the wrong group. Which they already have. Vids all over Fb showing antifa getting their asses stomped because they didn't think people would fight back.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM
Concur. No doubt the goal is to do basic mission creep just to see how much they can get away with. That level then becomes the new norm.
Their organizers know push-back is coming, so they will be very careful to pick the likely venue so as to control the narrative.
What they cannot calculate is how bad the push-back will be, or if it will be just a one-off isolated event. So it is the old two steps forward, one step back plan.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2018 12:54 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: maddogg at March 08, 2018 12:54 PM (o2MD2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58ZEC1IXFeA
I am super concerned for his safety at this point. The man talks sense, we can't have that!
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2018 12:55 PM (hvf9s)
So she's carrying a weapon of silent assassination. -Ace
Nitwit little girl. You can carry all the needed parts to construct a garrotte in 30 seconds and it is all common carry items.
One dual purpose cable is a metal sheathed 3 foot cellphone charging cable.
Defense will claim she is a chef who uses the device to slice hard boiled eggs.
And psychologists.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 08, 2018 12:55 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: IanDeal at March 08, 2018 12:55 PM (qcIL3)
Ya loop it over the target from behind, cross your arms across your chest, and turn back-to-back and lean forward and lift the guy. Let gravity do the work.
So I'm told by people who've seen movies.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatin
Not rubber, too grabby. You want Teflon coated cordage.
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2018 12:55 PM (MS0+a)
Got one of those too.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:55 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Gandalf at March 08, 2018 12:55 PM (jJ8Sj)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
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Even better with privileged white cheese. Similar to mixing catsup and mayonnaise. Always reminds me of that old white "first aid cream" mixed with a little blood. Most appetizing.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 08, 2018 12:55 PM (giT7q)
A garrote reminds me of an awful movie, "The Counselor." I think it would have been better titled, "How Many Ways Can Mexican Cartels Behead Characters in this Movie?"
It featured a gruesome garroting scene with Brad Pitt.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 12:47 PM (W+vEI)
Everyone keeps saying a garrote is used to strangle someone.
No. A garrote is used to strangle someone while also more or less decapitating them.
RE: Involuntary commitment. This is one of my soap box issues. I have personal reasons to be wary of going back to the 1960's era DSM and the standards for involuntary commitment so it's not like I am unaware of the past abuses. But what we are doing now is just as abusive in the other direction. There is nothing, nothing at all, humane about allowing schizophrenics to refuse to take their medicine and then watching as they live on the streets in filth and foul weather. That is not respecting the dignity of an individual's right to make terrible choices. That's ignoring and refusing to help someone in need who cannot help themselves.
As always, we've overcorrected for a real problem and now have made another problem for which there will be an overcorrection. Yay us.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh how being a three rules at March 08, 2018 12:56 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: willow at March 08, 2018 12:56 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: kallisto at March 08, 2018 12:56 PM (Sq5z0)
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It's fucking bizarre. What the fuck were his lawyers doing?
I know, it's a pet peeve of mine but you spend your money during the trial. It's a fucking perjury charge FFS.
It's like on Law n Order...either charge me or we're leaving.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 08, 2018 12:56 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 12:56 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Tony at March 08, 2018 12:56 PM (e8qOz)
Get one part of your life, a part you actually have effect on, under control. Work outward from there to bring the rest of your life under your control so that you can actually move forward with fewer distractions.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM
Yes that's it. That's what I was thinking of.
Posted by: Hands at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: IC at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: willow at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (/ikqi)
Fb showing antifa getting their asses stomped because they didn't think
people would fight back.
***
Remember in the Charlotteville riots when that guy ran down a protestor in his car? And the media went nuts claiming he just decided to randomly murder people? And that later, quietly video came out showing the AntiFa types attacking his car right before he stepped on the gas?
I presume because we haven't heard anymore about the trial that he's going to be found not guilty for self defense...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 12:54 PM (eSx+E)
That little fact was uniformly buried by the MFM. Got in the way of the Narrative.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2018 12:51 PM (xjiRE)
They call that Smoking a Salem.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
What else do you do with a garrote?
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (MS0+a)
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Is there any reason to accept the premise that pronouns attach to gender rather than to sex.
He = person of male sex
she = person of female sex
gender = i don't give a fuck
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (oGRue)
Avril Levigne.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (QDnY+)
Fb showing antifa getting their asses stomped because they didn't think
people would fight back.
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yeah...but then the media doxes you and labels you a neo-N. or WN or WS. you can't fight back, peasant.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (V3U1L)
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The whole point of what much of the left has been doing for the last few years is the same as the seen in 1984 when Winston's tortures tries to force him to say that the number of fingers being held up is whatever the government wants it to be.
This is as true of transgender pronouns as it is of gay marriage or anything else they have been on a rant about...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (vtcmf)
Have at it, Horde.
*sips coffee*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at March 08, 2018 12:58 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 08, 2018 12:58 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 08, 2018 12:54 PM (V3U1L)
Same reason a properly-applied rear naked choke will put your ass out in a matter of second.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2018 12:58 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Integrity Mike at March 08, 2018 12:58 PM (W4xXw)
Scanned the websites and sure enough: Dreamers are spit'n mad and protesting the Dem's for inaction!
Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2018 12:53 PM (G0vdT)
Uh, they can't vote, right? So whatevers.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 08, 2018 12:58 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Bruce at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (8ikIW)
LOL, love it.
And cheese curds squeak. Well, not when they're covered in delicious gravy. But still funny.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Zod at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2018 12:52 PM (MS0+a)
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Just better not be that gay werewolf stuff again.
i keep all the banking stuff on my PC, because not a fool.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (oGRue)
and they want to kill him?
These people need to feel pain and fear. They think they're untouchable.
How long until we're seeing moderate progressives burying families alive like the moderate North Vietnamese commie party did in the 50s?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (V3U1L)
Time to reenforce those old laws. No masks.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (MIKMs)
Now this is peak Horde. The finer points of garotting.
"You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself garotte".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (fA1SL)
Exactly. You're cutting off blood flow, not the airway per se.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:00 PM (NWiLs)
in and burn it down" seems much worse. Find that guy and lock him up
for a year.
Posted by: illiniwek"
That does not count as hate speech. However if he had used the improper preferred pronoun in his threat it would be a lot more than a year.
Posted by: Ripley at March 08, 2018 01:00 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: SNL, 10 years from now at March 08, 2018 01:00 PM (Dn4Uq)
Yes, sure looks like it. She's 38 (not a student), and remained violent throughout her arrest. Not exactly a young, foolish student - more like a Yvette Felarca.
Think it was an earlier thread where someone wondered if there's a price on his head? Would not surprise me if Antifa has their own fatwa list of targets....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 01:00 PM (W+vEI)
i keep all the banking stuff on my PC, because not a fool.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (oGRue)
To be fair, the gay werewolf stuff was text, not video.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh how being a three rules at March 08, 2018 01:00 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2018 12:24 PM (8+Ozj)
_________________________
He recently said that he would call a person by their preferred pronoun if they asked him to, but he didn't want to be mandated by law to use certain pronouns.
You can see why that sacrilege riled these gentle leftists up so badly that they wanted to burn a room full of people to death!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 08, 2018 01:00 PM (fqUgw)
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Illegals can't vote? HAHAHAHAAHA
There were 3.4M votes by illegals in 2016.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 01:00 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: willow at March 08, 2018 12:56 PM
It does particularly if you are using wire or fishing line. Very messy.
So a friend told me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2018 01:00 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 08, 2018 01:00 PM (SEnIW)
Time to reenforce those old laws. No masks.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (MIKMs)
Gonna make hockey difficult to play.
Posted by: josephistan at March 08, 2018 01:00 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2018 01:00 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: IC
I haven't seen any confirmation. Probably a "Dan Rather": Fake but accurate.
Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2018 01:01 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 01:01 PM (ptqGC)
Nigeria or Ukraine?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 12:52 PM (7LY+6)
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India so totes legit...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 08, 2018 01:01 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 01:01 PM (7LY+6)
Was it black, or was it camo?
If it was camo that would make it a military assault garrotte.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 08, 2018 01:01 PM (jm6ar)
Because based on what was known/knowable (which required a tiny bit of work, since the MSM simply didn't describe what happened), a civil rights investigation would inevitably focus on the actions of C'ville police, who failed to protect the permit-holding protesters, both in the sense of doing their protest, and physically, in terms of safety.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2018 01:01 PM (QDnY+)
>The fuckers eat Mac and Cheese with ketchup.
They call their glorified ham, bacon. They need to stop that shit. Gives bacon a bad name.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 08, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA)
Bury alive, number ten penalty play. Family call for Buddha, but Buddha not answer phone.
Posted by: Zod at March 08, 2018 01:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 08, 2018 01:01 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 08, 2018 01:01 PM (vtcmf)
Nigeria or Ukraine?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 12:52 PM (7LY+6)
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India so totes legit...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 08, 2018 01:01 PM (oGRue)
When are people going to realize that tech support DOES NOT CALL YOU OUT OF THE BLUE. Neither does the IRS.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:02 PM (NWiLs)
Maybe she was just depressed, what with the upcoming one-year anniversary of the death of Rob Ford.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at March 08, 2018 01:02 PM (Al42J)
Posted by: willow at March 08, 2018 12:48 PM (/ikqi)
She probably smells more like tuna fish. Spoiled tuna fish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2018 01:02 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Orson at March 08, 2018 01:02 PM (a7ymR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (fA1SL)
Can confirm. My BIL was training for a ju-jitsu tourney and asked if I'd help with his submission move practice. I was out about 3 seconds after a hold around the neck. Compress the artery, blood flow stops, you use all the O2 in your head, and bam. Lights out.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 08, 2018 01:02 PM (+087i)
There's nine requests ahead of mine at the local library.
Posted by: DaveA at March 08, 2018 01:02 PM (FhXTo)
Fb showing antifa getting their asses stomped because they didn't think
people would fight back.
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yeah...but then the media doxes you and labels you a neo-N. or WN or WS. you can't fight back, peasant.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 08, 2018 12:57 PM (V3U1L)
People on the right are going to have to get over caring about this sort of thing or the attacks will get more and more brazen.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 08, 2018 01:02 PM (RD7QR)
Was it black, or was it camo?
You want to know the colour of my garotte, your honour?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 01:02 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Integrity Mike at March 08, 2018 01:03 PM (W4xXw)
She wanted to kill him. Absolutely she did.
I don't think so,he has security. She was probably planning on using the disruption of the protest to kill one of the attendees as they were leaving the event
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 08, 2018 01:03 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at March 08, 2018 01:03 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 08, 2018 01:02 PM (+087i)
Yep. I did some judo many years ago and a properly-sunk hadakka jime will put you out fast.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: joncelli
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but our "party" will still try to make CNN like them by not protecting us when we act out.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 08, 2018 01:04 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Judge Rosita Angeles at March 08, 2018 01:04 PM (loZXu)
Anyone know more about this?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 08, 2018 12:50 PM (fuK7c)
That's a feature, not a bug. Sends a message.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2018 01:04 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2018 12:24 PM (8+Ozj)
Nothing, to anyone sane. There is little he says which isn't common sense.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 08, 2018 01:04 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 08, 2018 01:04 PM (5rCam)
Time to reenforce those old laws. No masks.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 08, 2018 12:59 PM (MIKMs)
I want these laws applied to Hijab/Niqabs, too.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 08, 2018 01:04 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Insomniac
But the emails I get are totes legit, right??
Fingers crossed
Posted by: Bruce at March 08, 2018 01:04 PM (8ikIW)
No. A garrote is used to strangle someone while also more or less decapitating them.
Exactly. The object is to kill. Quickly. Not try to choke a bitch out and give them a chance to fight back.
If they DO get out of a proper garrote, you want them to have to use their hand to keep pressure on the jugular and carotid to keep from bleeding out. While you finish them a different way.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 01:04 PM (+X43N)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 01:05 PM (Dn4Uq)
daughter of a dear friend of mine is facing similar insanity from an unhinged far left professor
Posted by: ThunderB at March 08, 2018 01:05 PM (5rCam)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 08, 2018 01:05 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Vic
He's already a wanted man in Hungary. I expect there are many bounty-hunters who would love to nab him and drag him to Budapest pro bono. The notoriety alone would sextuple their rates.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
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Let's not forget the death sentence for him in Malaysia.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 08, 2018 01:05 PM (a3tan)
Have at it, Horde.
*sips coffee*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:58 PM (ptqGC)
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needs moar fur oil
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 08, 2018 01:05 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: simplemind at March 08, 2018 01:05 PM (0W1mO)
Posted by: Goon Number 2 From Blazing Saddles at March 08, 2018 01:05 PM (Fb9aZ)
All them damn Murricans that moved up there after Trump! was elected
Posted by: Bruce at March 08, 2018 01:05 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Saudaukar lawyer at March 08, 2018 01:05 PM (Wa5hI)
Posted by: Insomniac
But the emails I get are totes legit, right??
Fingers crossed
Posted by: Bruce at March 08, 2018 01:04 PM (8ikIW)
Sorry, nope. Only Nigerian Princes use email for legit unsolicited communications.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 08, 2018 01:05 PM (+087i)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 01:05 PM (Dn4Uq)
His real name is Mihanderheshkumar. .
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-tariffist at March 08, 2018 01:06 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 08, 2018 01:06 PM (fA1SL)
Justin: coordinate. [beep; beep]
Posted by: Shabidu Bangknocker at March 08, 2018 01:06 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 08, 2018 01:02 PM (+087i)
Yep. I did some judo many years ago and a properly-sunk hadakka jime will put you out fast.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:03 PM
There is a movie trailer out with Dwayne Johnson in it doing this move on a guy. He says to him, "It's a big arm, don't fight it." Hilarious.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2018 01:06 PM (0tfLf)
Bring back lunatic asylums.
Posted by: Decaf at March 08, 2018 01:06 PM (/3+Sg)
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Illegals can't vote? HAHAHAHAAHA
There were 3.4M votes by illegals in 2016.
Posted by: 18-1
plus California
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2018 01:06 PM (MS0+a)
I want to sync a bunch of stuff from school and work and be able to create folders, make notes, etc.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 08, 2018 01:06 PM (WuRdh)
Uh, send me 500 bucks and I'll check for you, k'?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 01:06 PM (7LY+6)
these frothing protests happen so frequently at unis because they often have the support of so many on faculty and in administration
Posted by: ThunderB at March 08, 2018 01:06 PM (5rCam)
A little fur oil would take care of that.
Posted by: Steve Scalise at March 08, 2018 01:06 PM (kqsXK)
As always, we've overcorrected for a real problem and now have made another problem for which there will be an overcorrection. Yay us.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh how being a three rules at March 08, 2018 12:56 PM
I agree completely - I have a close family member who honestly should have been committed for a time, for her own safety, but we couldn't. (looked into it) At great personal expense and years of agony and heartache for her family members, she's doing a bit better now (tenuously) but it was touch and go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2018 01:06 PM (k1TUh)
zombie has commented on the organized Antifa attacks during protest confrontations. There's several rows, where the first row of people scream and distract, while the people immediately behind them will do fast attacks, usually from behind, such as hit a counter protester, spray them with mace, set them on fire, and then quickly disappear back into the crowd. There are Antifa videos out there showing this (e.g. the Berkley riots where MAGA hat girl hit with pipe on back of head).
So, would not be surprised if this gal planned to storm in with a crowd of protesters and quickly grab Peterson from behind. Think it's naïve to assume they are not organized at this point. Maybe not for every encounter, maybe not with this Peterson attempt, but they definitely orchestrate a lot of their protests.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 01:07 PM (W+vEI)
They. Want. To. Kill. Us.
And take all our stuff.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 08, 2018 01:07 PM (pw+jk)
The bag o'milk thing is weird.
Then there's the ketchup-flavored (oops, flavoured) potato chips.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 01:07 PM (Dn4Uq)
1) Laptop
2) Wife
She called real Dell and they confirm hack. They offer her extended
warranty. Just a question of who will screw you over sometimes.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
Laptop 2 out of 10, no biggie to clean
Wife 2-8 out of 10, depending on the type of porn she was downloading
Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2018 12:52 PM (MS0+a)
Laptop fix is easy. Format the hard drive and install Linux.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2018 01:08 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: josephistan at March 08, 2018 01:00 PM (7HtZB)
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pansies
Posted by: Gump Worsly at March 08, 2018 01:08 PM (oGRue)
=
Wire. Think cheese cutter.
It goes right through the skin, muscles and cuts into the neck arteries. You're done. If you don't get something between your neck and the loop as it goes over your head you are dead.
Posted by: simplemind at March 08, 2018 01:08 PM (zjDqk)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 01:07 PM (W+vEI)
...Which reminds me... Whatever happened to Lisa Fithian?
Posted by: Hikaru at March 08, 2018 01:08 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2018 01:08 PM (dDMQ9)
Celebrating International Wymyn's Day, she asked, "What about unborn women?" She also said she doesn't call herself a feminist.
https://tinyurl.com/yd4o88m8
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 01:09 PM (ptqGC)
It took the Romans a generation or so to get to that point, but then they didn't have social media. So.
Posted by: T at March 08, 2018 01:09 PM (Mq8e+)
"Uh...Dave?"
"Yeah?"
"We are yelling about locking people in a building then burning the building to the ground?"
"Well, just talking about it, I guess, Eddie"
"Oh, okay." Eddie stuffs the Molotov back into his back pack.
"It's just..."
"What is it now, Eddie?"
"Well, in World War II, it was the Nazi's that were locking people in buildings and burning the building to the ground. And weren't we calling them Nazis?"
"Damn Eddie, didn't you take that Situational Ethics class last year?"
"Um...yeah but we smoked so much pot during that...well, you know."
"Yeah, Professor Bumf-Ucker had that great hydroponic."
Posted by: JB1000 at March 08, 2018 01:09 PM (16OL0)
ATC is spot on as usual
it is not a kindness to allow these terribly mentally ill people to live this way
Posted by: ThunderB at March 08, 2018 01:09 PM (5rCam)
She wanted to kill him. Absolutely she did.
I don't think so,he has security. She was probably planning on using the disruption of the protest to kill one of the attendees as they were leaving the event
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 08, 2018 01:03 PM (lKyWE)
A garotte is a stupid weapon in such an environment. The corollary to that is that the person carrying it is likely very stupid, and probably wasn't actually planning anything, because she was incapable of such planing. She probably took it because weapon and power and feeling good and protest are loosely associated in her empty, stupid head, just like "upsets me" and "Nazi" are associated. Like most terminally stupid people, she probably has problems with emotional stability, and she probably is capable of being pretty evil, but my money is on "mostly retarded" as a motive.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 08, 2018 01:09 PM (CPk08)
I mean, c'mon. Oh sure, he CLAIMS it's how his Yiddish-accented grandma pronounced "Gary." Of course he'd say that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 01:09 PM (Dn4Uq)
And with a garrote, you want it sunk deep into skin quickly so they can't grab it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 01:09 PM (+X43N)
They. Want. To. Kill. Us.
And take all our stuff.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 08, 2018 01:07 PM (pw+jk)
Spoils of Conquest.
Leftism. Is. Islam.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (ewxPW)
Never leave home without your gorget and full helm.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (xP08u)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver"
Kind of like when Frank Cannon would knock the bad guy out with one chop every episode.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (OD2ni)
Same here, but it hasn't gone well.
On the plus side, the rest of the taxpayers are still footing her various bills, so there's that.
Oh, and the kids have turned out great!
(that's sarcasm, BTW)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (7LY+6)
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That is what pissed me off about the Roy Moore thing. The collective response should have been "don't care, Bill Clinton is a rapist and you didn't care." But apparently that was too much and now every R candidate in a close race in 2018 is going to get Moore'd.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (eSx+E)
And they typically have odd, computer-generated names: Groot Pown, Dewys Kreyn, Shadoe Stevens.
Posted by: Zod at March 08, 2018
*
*
William Shatner? Michael J. Fox?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (uk/oG)
For all the reasons you mention, to which add that "psychological assessment" has historically been appropriated by regimes to unperson those they consider "badthinkers" under the guise of "compassion."
Posted by: Zod at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy
that's Canada...
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 08, 2018 12:33 PM (FZYNt)
??? It's Canadia.
Posted by: m at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (U6XUk)
Javier Bardem did some of the worst acting in all of human history in that movie. It was pretty funny.
Ha!
The scene where Bardem is describing Carmen Diaz's character on the windshield...?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 01:11 PM (W+vEI)
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Well...the goal is serfdom - they want the fruit of our labor, but without having to let use have political rights. So the tactics will be more and more violence against us to instill a sense of political terror.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (eSx+E)
Fucking stinking fish.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (+X43N)
And then there's blood evidence all over the front seat of your car. The Godfather garottings were kick the windshield out but bloodless murders.
I think the new Maryanne v. Ginger is Slicing Garotte v. Constricting Garotte.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (ewxPW)
FIFY
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (CPk08)
But ace, that statement about not being able to use a garrotte from the front or as a self defense weapon.
If you know what you're doing (which granted, she probably doesn't ) actually it's yes on both counts.
Have your instructor show you.
Or for a not too bad of an example, for Hollywood, Pierce Brosnan on the boat in Goldeneye.
Later gators
Posted by: teej at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (ZCD4H)
Because based on what was known/knowable (which required a tiny bit of work, since the MSM simply didn't describe what happened), a civil rights investigation would inevitably focus on the actions of C'ville police, who failed to protect the permit-holding protesters, both in the sense of doing their protest, and physically, in terms of safety.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2018 01:01 PM (QDnY+)
Russian bots organized the protest. Perhaps it is part of the ongoing investigations, and we know the sum of Mueller's Russian spammer indictments indicate that actions like occurred in Charlottesville were what the spammers were after.
People are screaming for RICO, and I would personally like to see the financiers like Soros and others rounded up. State law murder is a predicate crime for RICO, although I am not sure how felony murder might work as a predicate crime.
I'll wait patiently.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (uk/oG)
Those are pseudos for celebrity. Shatner is really Beown Fwair. Fox's given name is Treo Gawult.
Posted by: Zod at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)
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Sadly, I am reminded of a 'fashion statement' from the bloody French where a thin red ribbon was worn around a pretty lady's neck in other countries.
History repeats. The 'French haircut' was the guillotine.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (MIKMs)
Yeah, maybe a few broken eggs but how about that healthcare, eh?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (IqV8l)
Fucking stinking fish.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (+X43N)
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Nice!
Posted by: Sally Kohn at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (vg8iE)
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."......
Peterson is the professor who refuses to use the made-up gender pronouns for the new 57 genders.
Ace: "[T]he University of Toronto apparently has laid down an edict that educated professors are now required to only speak in grammatical errors or made-up nonsense words.
'Psychology professor Jordan Peterson posted a two-part lecture on YouTube in which he lambasted current political correctness on campuses and criticized Bill C-16, a bill that would outlaw discrimination and harassment based on gender identity and expression.
Peterson also refused to use gender neutral pronouns if asked by students.'
250 members of the faculty then wrote a letter condemning this lone defender of common sense, and forbidding him from commenting on a proposed law due to his having an Unapproved Opinion about it."........
Gender Fascism is Still Fascism.
"For the Snark was a Boojum, you see."
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (6lzOo)
In their defense, who knew that cosplaying as an ISIS/brownshirt hybrid without getting the skillz to back it up was a dumb move????
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Corona at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (2bC+G)
-- Jordan Peterson
Posted by: Hands at March 08, 2018 01:13 PM (EzdLW)
His daughter has a cool blog too. Healthy diet stuff.
Too bad Dr.Peterson gave her a silly name.
Posted by: War Time Pikachu at March 08, 2018 01:13 PM (7N3Ci)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 08, 2018 01:13 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2018 12:34 PM (bT8Z4)
Exactly.
Posted by: m at March 08, 2018 01:13 PM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 08, 2018 01:13 PM (xP08u)
She is just a tool of the ones you really have to worry about.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 08, 2018 01:13 PM (OxYQ1)
So Gibbon's History, then...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 01:13 PM (7LY+6)
I'm sure that cnn will get on it after 8 hours of some Russian whore is going to take down Trump agi-prop
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 08, 2018 01:14 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: LizLem
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 01:14 PM (+X43N)
Without knowing more, just knowing his bio, I can say that is very unlikely. He did work with MI-5; he was one of their top double agents inside Russia. BUT he got outed, and the British finagled a way back to England because it was certain that Putin was going to kill him if he stayed in Russia. That's why Russian agents are suspected of poisoning him now - Putin's revenge on him. Putin personally hates him and wants him dead.
So that makes it quite unlikely that he would be trying to do Putin any favors at all, like working on this dossier that Putin supposedly had put together. Well of course we know it was Sid Blumenthal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2018 01:14 PM (k1TUh)
Celebrating International Wymyn's Day, she asked, "What about unborn women?" She also said she doesn't call herself a feminist.
https://tinyurl.com/yd4o88m8
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
Meghan has been getting noticeably more conservative for a couple of years now after going through an annoying phase in her 20's. Certainly, the marriage to Ben Domenich has helped. She is also quite good at holding her ground when she gets ganged up on by the liberal shrews. I like her.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 01:14 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 08, 2018 01:14 PM (OC/e1)
The Squeaky Beaver.
Have at it, Horde.
*sips coffee*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 12:58 PM (ptqGC)
I was going to make a crack about it being better than a rusty clam but decided to find out what a rusty clam was before hitting post. It was a wise decision
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 08, 2018 01:14 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (OD2ni)
Well...that's a bit unrealistic but it is possible to drop someone if you hit them hard enough in the right spot on the side of the neck.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 12:58 PM (NWiLs)
A hanging choke from the front is particularly vicious and quick, something I learned from my old Kempo sensei. I saw that technique used in the 2nd Season Daredevil Punisher-in-prison fight scene on Netflix where the Punisher takes out 8 or more inmates. He used a hanging choke on one of them. Whoever choreographed that fight scene knew his stuff.
Posted by: troyriser at March 08, 2018 01:15 PM (K8f5g)
Fucking stinking fish.
Best way to get rid of that smell is to burn some microwave popcorn!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI)
hey, i watch Cannon every night.
he kicks butt, but is rough on his cars.
Posted by: concrete girl at March 08, 2018 01:15 PM (SJBL7)
Posted by: HOT TUNA at March 08, 2018 01:16 PM (xP08u)
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There is a standing face to face almost move you can pull if you lock up the opponents arms and press your forehead into the neck.
I was early in my training and didn't know anything. I had never been in a choke hold before never lost consciousness that way before. It seems pretty innocuous at first. It isn't painful, it just a little pressure on your neck and while your distracted trying to free your arms you can go out like a light. I heard a buzzing noise and wondered where it was coming from, then I felt a little vertigo and realized I was going to pass out and tapped (shows submission and your opponent has to release you - in the dojo anyway) Whole think was less than 3 seconds. Its very very educational to get some MMA type training.
Posted by: simplemind at March 08, 2018 01:16 PM (it5ZI)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 01:16 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: troyriser at March 08, 2018 01:15 PM (K8f5g)
Is this the one also known as a guillotine choke?
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:16 PM (NWiLs)
>>>Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (OD2ni)
Well...that's a bit unrealistic but it is possible to drop someone if you hit them hard enough in the right spot on the side of the neck.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:14 PM (NWiLs)
There's always the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 08, 2018 01:16 PM (8gDQu)
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."
This is my frumious corner, buddy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 08, 2018 01:16 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Integrity Mike at March 08, 2018 01:16 PM (W4xXw)
Fucking stinking fish.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (+X43N)
wait a minnit - this place doesn't HAVE a microwave!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2018 01:17 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Zod at March 08, 2018 01:10 PM (Bdeb0)
One of the blue check mark mafia gun grabbers had a tweet out about how gun control was easy under the current laws since the mentally ill can't have guns all that needs to happen is that people realize that wanting an AR-15 means you are mentally ill so you don't get one!
A whoooollleeee bunch of people pointed out that was very Soviet of her.
And then another whole bunch of people said huh what because Year Zero and not knowing anything.
*sobs*
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh how being a three rules at March 08, 2018 01:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 01:14 PM (OD2ni)
Realizing that there's nothing she can do to save Songbird's legacy has probably had an influence, too.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 08, 2018 01:17 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2018 01:17 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2018 01:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
And the Weinstien Mish Grab
Posted by: Bruce at March 08, 2018 01:17 PM (8ikIW)
he kicks butt, but is rough on his cars.
Posted by: concrete girl
Made a great Marshall Dillon on the radio Gunsmoke, too.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 08, 2018 01:17 PM (OxYQ1)
____________________
I have some used tires I can sell them, real cheap! Also kerosene and flamethrowers to make sure the necklaces light up real purty!
Posted by: Winnie Mandela, living saint at March 08, 2018 01:18 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 01:18 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 08, 2018 01:18 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 08, 2018 01:16 PM (8gDQu)
Heh. Not exactly. My understanding is that a proper strike can cause the neck muscles to seize and compress the carotid artery, disrupting blood flow to the brain. It also hurts like a bitch.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (NWiLs)
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Whatever the hell one him/her/it/xer wants.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 08, 2018 01:18 PM (vg8iE)
And you'll smile when you use it!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (fmZk3)
>>>Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
And the Weinstien Mish Grab
Posted by: Bruce at March 08, 2018 01:17 PM (8ikIW)
And that wrist tapping thing from Remo Williams.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Hands at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (ewxPW)
Then there's the ketchup-flavored (oops, flavoured) potato chips.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 01:07 PM (Dn4Uq)
I rarely, if ever, see bag milk in Alberta. Must be a dam-fool Easterner thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 08, 2018 01:20 PM (fmZk3)
The Gulag Archipelago...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 01:20 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (fmZk3)
Point of Order: I believe it's been said fuckface is the correct term.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 08, 2018 01:20 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (ewxPW)
NO!
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh how being a three rules at March 08, 2018 01:20 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI)
Waterless Ramen.
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 08, 2018 01:20 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 08, 2018 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2018 12:44 PM (LiyEm)
It's funny how often I share your opinion. I was JUST gonna write the same thing. The only dumb fuck in Washington that actually believes the dossier is true.
Posted by: Max Power at March 08, 2018 01:20 PM (q177U)
Then there's the ketchup-flavored (oops, flavoured) potato chips.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 01:07 PM (Dn4Uq)
I rarely, if ever, see bag milk in Alberta. Must be a dam-fool Easterner thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (Dbv1R)
They had bagged milk in my college cafeteria, which was in the US. Probably cheaper than the cardboard half-pints.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Integrity Mike at March 08, 2018 01:20 PM (W4xXw)
The Left really wants another Krystalnacht. They are the mentally unbalanced. They really want to find out if there is a rifle behind every blade of grass.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 08, 2018 01:21 PM (QipTy)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (fmZk3)
That's dicks, pussies, and assholes.
Get with the program.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 08, 2018 01:21 PM (8gDQu)
What's that drug dealing movie with Brad Pitt where the assassin used those automated garrotes? It was some sort of battery operated ratcheted device, slip it over the targets head and turn it on and it just keeps tightening the ratchet until presto!
Gruesome but effective.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2018 01:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: simplemind at March 08, 2018 01:21 PM (jWG5p)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 08, 2018 01:21 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (fmZk3)
Now, hold it. "Asshole" is something you earn. You don't get it by default.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 08, 2018 01:21 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 01:21 PM (7LY+6)
Yeah, it's an Ontario thing. I used to see it when I'd go over when I lived near Buffalo.
Albertans are far more sensible.
(Those ketchup chips ain't bad though. Lay's makes 'em, you just can't find them in the US.)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 08, 2018 01:21 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:16 PM (NWiLs)
The guy's coming in low so you use your right forearm as the bar under his neck, then grasp your wrist with your left hand and crank up. Cuts off the oxygen immediately. Crank up hard and fast enough and you can also crush his esophagus.
The counter is to turn your head sideways and slip out, but you better be quick.
Posted by: troyriser at March 08, 2018 01:22 PM (K8f5g)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 08, 2018 01:20 PM
----
No. No, I'm definitely a dude.
Posted by: Good Ol' Fuckface at March 08, 2018 01:22 PM (t41dG)
"Hello, Carla..."
Posted by: Pete Clemenza at March 08, 2018 01:22 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 08, 2018 01:22 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 08, 2018 01:22 PM (7LY+6)
There's always the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
And the Vulcan Mind Meld. It even works on pregnant lava monsters.
Posted by: Hands at March 08, 2018 01:23 PM (EzdLW)
-PDT
Posted by: Under Fire at March 08, 2018 01:23 PM (r9UYA)
One vid I watched was even better than that. Peterson posited in his kind but articulate way that the person needed to earn his respect before he would call them by their preferred pronouns, if they had unusual ones. That demanding he bend the standard speech protocols of the west did not earn automatic respect from him.
The lefty on the panel just LOST it. It was beautiful.
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2018 01:23 PM (hvf9s)
That was on an episode of Mr. Rogers too.
Posted by: Bruce at March 08, 2018 01:23 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 08, 2018 01:23 PM (lKyWE)
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The preferred term is running dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 08, 2018 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:16 PM (NWiLs)
The guy's coming in low so you use your right forearm as the bar under his neck, then grasp your wrist with your left hand and crank up. Cuts off the oxygen immediately. Crank up hard and fast enough and you can also crush his esophagus.
The counter is to turn your head sideways and slip out, but you better be quick.
Posted by: troyriser at March 08, 2018 01:22 PM (K8f5g)
Sounds very similar.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:23 PM (NWiLs)
Fucking stinking fish.
Best way to get rid of that smell is to burn some microwave popcorn!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 01:15 PM
Borscht works too.
Vile!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2018 01:23 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 08, 2018 01:24 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM
Of course not. Her Malevolence possesses the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness. Get with the program, already.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2018 01:24 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2018 01:24 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)
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We had bagged milk in boot camp. Never would drink the shit.
I recently found olive oil in a box (like wine).
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 08, 2018 01:24 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 01:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 08, 2018 01:21 PM (CPk0
"==========
Disagree. You can be born one and have a huge advantage on your life's work.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 08, 2018 01:24 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:16 PM (NWiLs)
The Guillotine involves a bodyscissor along with the choke.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 08, 2018 01:24 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Hands at March 08, 2018 01:25 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 08, 2018 01:25 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:16 PM (NWiLs)
The Guillotine involves a bodyscissor along with the choke.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 08, 2018 01:24 PM (CMbMd)
No, you can do a standing guillotine.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 08, 2018 01:25 PM (NWiLs)
"The Counselor"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 01:25 PM (W+vEI)
Btw the karate chop to the neck thing is very real. it works if you can hit someone basically unaware. it is also dangerous as f so don't try this at home.
here are a couple of military guys one asking if that really works and says show me . . . .
Posted by: simplemind at March 08, 2018 01:26 PM (H3Be6)
Correct. Also the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness is only about 6" high which gives her a safer height from which to fall off.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 08, 2018 01:26 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Zod at March 08, 2018 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)
Those sound like crappy Earth-Two Flash villain names.
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at March 08, 2018 01:26 PM (FBLQf)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI)"
At my old form, there was a super gay partner (made Johnny Weir look like John Wayne) who would throw a huge hissy fit if anyone made microwave popcorn, usually directed at some poor secretary looking for a mod-afternoon snack. He successfully got it banned. Real asshole.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 08, 2018 01:27 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 08, 2018 01:27 PM (SEnIW)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 08, 2018 01:27 PM (pw+jk)
And the Vulcan Mind Meld. It even works on pregnant lava monsters.
Posted by: Hands
ME
PUNISHED
WITH
BABY
Posted by: Horta at March 08, 2018 01:28 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 08, 2018 01:24 PM (pw+jk)
I WAS born one. You still have to work to keep it.
Geez. What's happened to people these days? You can't coast on pure talent forever. I've worked hard at being an asshole, and I'm not gonna have that watered down by pissants who can barely offend their mothers.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 08, 2018 01:28 PM (CPk08)
Doesn't alex need to use a soapbox to do just about anything?
Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2018 01:19 PM (ewxPW)
RIP.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 08, 2018 01:28 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 08, 2018 01:29 PM (FLifI)
Posted by: Rose at March 08, 2018 01:30 PM (30UCB)
Time to reenforce those old laws. No masks.
THIS. IN SPADES.
Posted by: VA MKZ at March 08, 2018 01:31 PM (tkZ2O)
His rhetorical defiance of free speech (and free thought) is inspiring. But the woman asking him questions about the "intent" of a cartoon perfectly illustrates the type of half-educated, bootlicking toad who does most of the actual work putting a boot on your face wherever totalitarians take hold.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 08, 2018 01:36 PM (FLifI)
Celebrating International Wymyn's Day, she asked, "What about unborn women?" She also said she doesn't call herself a feminist.
https://tinyurl.com/yd4o88m8
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2018 01:09 PM (ptqGC)"
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Good to see that Meghan grew up and got married.
Posted by: Decaf at March 08, 2018 01:39 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at March 08, 2018 01:41 PM (W8/ca)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 08, 2018 01:47 PM (6lzOo)
Without excusing these lunatics in any way, I think it's a lot more likely that this is simply a wire wire cutter for clay.
If you're into pottery, you buy clay in large chunks the size of a cinder block. you then cut that block into smaller, more useful pieces using a wire cutter.
It looks exactly like a garrote and it's the sort of thing a hippie might have on them.
Posted by: Mike Stajduhar at March 08, 2018 01:54 PM (gjvdY)
It looks exactly like a garrote and it's the sort of thing a hippie might have on them."
And you never know when, you'll be driving along the hiway, and all of a sudden you just magically run into a kiln. Gotta be ready for that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2018 01:56 PM (k1TUh)
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Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)