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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/28/18 ) Good-Bye February Edition
If you were to destroy the belief in immortality in mankind, not only love but every living force on which the continuation of all life in the world depended, would dry up at once. Fyodor DostoevskyQuote II
Imagine there's no heavenQuote III
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today John Lennon
CNN's John Berman asked Kennedy about his opposition to a bipartisan measure being championed by Senate Majority Whip John Cornyn (R., Texas) that would strengthen the information reporting process between state and federal agencies to better identify who is and isn't eligible to purchase firearms. "I don't think we need more gun control laws," Kennedy said. "Not a single one?" Berman replied. "No," Kennedy affirmed. "I think we need more idiot control." Sen. John N. Kennedy (R-LA)
The University of Dayton (UD) in Ohio added to this disastrous phenomenon recently by deeming the words "husband" and "wife" too triggering. According to LifeSiteNews, the University of Dayton’s website, under the "Women's Center" section, provides a list of “gender inclusive language” along with words that are too "gender-specific" and thus exclusive.
There's nothing quite like the simple pleasure of enjoying a cold, refreshing beer while you're luxuriating in the shower. It's fun, relaxing, and, frankly, gives you a pretty nice buzz while you're scrubbing away all the worries of the world in your own warm, comfortable bubble. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten through a terrible day, grabbed a beer out of the fridge, hopped into the shower, and practically felt my stress melt away with a few swigs. All that is pretty great enough, but get ready for some even greater news -- it can also help you become more creative!
On Monday, the California Department of Motor Vehicles approved new rules that would allow self-driving cars to hit the road without a human behind the wheel, ready to take over at any time.
The new regulations, which take effect as of April 2, will pave the way for companies like Waymo, Uber, GM, and others to continue autonomous vehicle (AV) testing on the roads of the Golden State and likely will lead to the technology becoming mainstream.
Mrs. Mis. Hum. and I were blessed with daughters. It looks like we missed a few adventures over the years. Raising sons through a Mothers point of view.
A Silicon Valley billionaire and Democratic mega-donor is petitioning the Supreme Court to take up his four-year battle to keep surfers off of his private beach. Vinod Khosla struck it rich as the co-founder of Sun Microsystems in the 1980s. Since making his fortune, he has made headlines for donating more than $1 million to Democratic politicians and organizations, as well as for his legal crusade to keep his private Martins Beach beachfront inaccessible to the public. Under state law, the California Coastal Commission must approve any new coastline development or any changes to the amount of access the public has to a beach. When Khosla purchased 53 acres of land in 2008, he blocked off beaches that had previously been open to the public, without seeking a permit from the commission.
San Francisco Man Has Spent 4 Years and $1 Million Trying to Get Approval to Turn His Own Laundromat Into an Apartment Building
Now the city wants the laundromat studied to see if it is a historic resource. To understand how difficult and expensive it is to build housing in San Francisco, observe the case of Robert Tillman. Tillman owns a single-story laundromat in the city's Mission District. Since 2014, he has been attempting to develop his property into a 75-unit apartment building. The city is in the midst of a housing affordability crisis, with an average one-bedroom apartment going for $3,400 a month. So you might think Tillman's project would sail through the permitting process. Instead, the city's labyrinthine process of reviews, regulations, and appeals has dragged on for four years. The project has cost the self-described "accidental developer" nearly $1 million so far, and he hasn't even broken ground yet.
A person’s tweets are a window into their personality. So much so, that researchers from the World Well-Being Project at the University of Pennsylvania were able to map personality traits onto thousands of counties in the United States using a collections of tweets.Any Morons here from Jim Well, TX?
Scary, black inanimate object is a: Hero. If they can take lives by themselves they can save lives by themselves.
Police say it all began when someone with a knife attacked another person during an argument. Neighbor Dave Thomas, who witnessed the attack, went into his home, got his rifle and ordered the suspect to stop. "I poked my head out the door. There was a pool of blood, blood was everywhere in the hall. There was still a confrontation going on, there were about three or four people involved at this point," Thomas said. "So I ran back into my house and grabbed my AR-15. I grabbed the AR-15 over my handgun -- bigger gun, I think a little more of an intimidation factor. Definitely played a part in him actually stopping."
While a security guard was breaking it up, Colquitt claimed the guard hit her. She then went to a friend’s car and came back into the club with a BB gun, WKMG reported. “You want to hit females. I got something for you,” Colquitt said to the security guard, according to WKMG. One of the managers then pulled out a real gun and told Colquitt to drop hers, according to the Daytona Beach Police Department. Colquitt was charged with aggravated assault without intent to kill. She also was fired from the strip club.
Mr Kenworthy, a freestyle skier who’s competing at the 2018 Pyeongchang Winter Olympics, has used the games to spotlight the inhumane treatment of dogs in South Korea. Gus worked with the Humane Society International, to convince the farmer to shut down his farm, freeing 90 dogs and taking them to the US and Canada.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2018 09:54 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 28, 2018 09:54 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2018 09:55 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 28, 2018 09:55 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 28, 2018 09:55 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 28, 2018 09:55 PM (oGfbI)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 28, 2018 09:55 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2018 09:55 PM (rkGhg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 09:56 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 09:56 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at February 28, 2018 09:56 PM (hMwEB)
Denim bridges over the motorcycles at the Ace Cafe.
I shoulda been a bridge builder.
Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 09:57 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 28, 2018 09:57 PM (prxs+)
Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 09:57 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2018 09:58 PM (eMKNe)
Since Ace has facial hair, does that mean his mirror Universe clone would be completely clean shaven?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 09:59 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 28, 2018 09:59 PM (prxs+)
No, really, THIS time it's a sell out. Not like the Paris climate accords. Or the Jerusalem embassy. Or DACA. Or taxes. Or, really, every other time we were told he was selling us out. This time Trump has totes betrayed us!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 09:59 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2018 09:59 PM (yJ1e6)
Colquitt was charged with aggravated assault without intent to kill. She also was fired from the strip club
Intent to kill - with a BB gun? Even Ralphie's mom from A Christmas Story wouldn't fall for that.
Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: E.T. at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: JAS at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (sCN2W)
Wonderful of them to shitcan me right before the first real vacation I've taken in years. 20 years there and tossed like a used Kleenex.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (P8951)
Good thing Boy Franpsycho still likes me, now that he's 6' 200 lbs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (0Pk9f)
Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2018 09:55 PM (rkGhg)
Next you'll be singing if 6 were 9
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 09:56 PM (3/sUh)
You promised there would be no math!
Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (rkGhg)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (kgTp0)
Billie Joe Whatever is still and whiny wanker who hasn't grown up even after that pretentious "American Idiot"
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (pzA2L)
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That's how you do it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:01 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 28, 2018 10:01 PM (WXasw)
I think I may be in trouble yet again at work too.
Good news, things are better with the manager I was complaining about yesterday. Bad news, now I'm in trouble with *her* boss, who owns the firm. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2018 10:01 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at February 28, 2018 10:01 PM (hMwEB)
Sorry to hear that Donna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:02 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: JAS at February 28, 2018 10:02 PM (sCN2W)
Please don't summon the demon.
Posted by: Exile at February 28, 2018 10:02 PM (Fikbq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (IYHxL)
We here at the WWE hold all rights to "too sweet", and other gestures and saying of the NWO and Degeneration X. And you are warned to cease and desist used of it immediately.
Posted by: WWE at February 28, 2018 10:02 PM (lKs2v)
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Silver Lining: You were laid off during an economic boom so you should find a new job fairly quickly. And 18 weeks severance is very respectable.
But it still sucks. Been there myself.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:02 PM (6nRrz)
https://tinyurl.com/yc668ejm
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at February 28, 2018 10:02 PM (RaDCM)
Posted by: HoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:02 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:02 PM (96C7R)
Oh my gosh that's awful Donna
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 10:03 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:03 PM (Ckg4U)
Shit. Hopefully something better comes around.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:03 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 10:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:04 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:02 PM (96C7R)
The shoulders and ass look about right for a thin chick, but it could also be a dude.
My IFF is on the fritz.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:04 PM (kgTp0)
1600 acres, so, pretty small mountain (two Eldoras). But the snow was good. Especially given that this has been a poor year in this state.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2018 10:04 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at February 28, 2018 10:04 PM (IYHxL)
He is coming up to the end of his second term, so he has nothing to lose.
He also raised the gas tax after he was elected to his 2nd term.
To say that I am disappointed in him is a big understatement. What a douche.
Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2018 10:04 PM (rkGhg)
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That just crazy.
But seriously, it looks like a BS 'study'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2018 10:04 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:04 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:04 PM (6nRrz)
They say if I don't pay on time, they'll impound, crush and melt my car... with me still in it!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2018 10:04 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2018 10:05 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2018 10:05 PM (6FqZa)
Of course. Males perfect sense.
For those that do not know, the city of Liberal, Kansas is the largest population center in that mostly rural county.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2018 10:05 PM (hyuyC)
I guess we're just happy head cases here.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2018 10:06 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (pzA2L)
Whatever happened to Big Mike Williams in TX?
Posted by: HoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:06 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2018 10:06 PM (rkGhg)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 28, 2018 10:06 PM (SkuXa)
My oldest received his BS from Univ of Dayton and his MBA from Notre Dame. I now understand why he use to laugh at me when I would tell him I was so proud he went to colleges that were based on religious foundations.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2018 10:06 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 28, 2018 10:06 PM (oGfbI)
Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:07 PM (EzdLW)
He is coming up to the end of his second term, so he has nothing to lose.
He also raised the gas tax after he was elected to his 2nd term.
To say that I am disappointed in him is a big understatement. What a douche.
Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2018 10:04 PM (rkGhg)
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He didn't quite say that. He said he thinks it's stupid to punish Delta over that, but he said he'd also sign the bill without the Delta tax break.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:07 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Jim Wells, TX at February 28, 2018 10:07 PM (etdW/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:08 PM (fiGNd)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968914073353097216
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968914151308480512
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968914233646862336
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968914332326268934
Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2018 10:08 PM (eh0Va)
Hopefully things turn out for you.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2018 10:08 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at February 28, 2018 10:08 PM (IYHxL)
find a new job fairly quickly. And 18 weeks severance is very
respectable.
"
Yeah, except I'm no spring chicken. The severance does include the services of some organization that helps you with your resume, LinkedIn profile, interview skills, and I certainly need help with those things - it's been so long since I've had to job hunt.
Three people in my family work for a local private university and they are urging me to apply there. The benes are terrific and the pay isn't bad - but it's a university, clock full of PC aholes. I have to hold my tongue as it is - I'd really be in the belly of the beast there.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:08 PM (P8951)
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This is a very true - and telling - turn of phrase.
Posted by: Mega at February 28, 2018 10:08 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:08 PM (pzA2L)
They keep their private security. You don't keep your guns.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2018 10:08 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at February 28, 2018 10:08 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2018 10:08 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 28, 2018 10:09 PM (prxs+)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968914425829888000
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968914544465776640
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968914647549169664
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968914760921206785
Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2018 10:09 PM (eh0Va)
Tiring day at work, then I read a story about an El Paso teen who killed left her newborn baby in a shed to die.
The world sucks.
If my grandkids were nearby, I'd hug them tight and likely never let go. Which would probably annoy their mom, but hey....
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 28, 2018 10:09 PM (xlCXC)
And a good evening to the Horde. This is one of those days when I wish I was still a drinking man. But at least it's getting lighter outside. Sweet dreams to all of my gray box friends!
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 28, 2018 10:10 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: auscolpyr
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Durham County, Least list, is a swamp of Left/Prog/Dem nutjobs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2018 10:10 PM (y3sT9)
'Twould seem that is isn't just enough to allow doctors and nurses to snuff out human life under the false guise of "healthcare"... they must be mandated to do it, regardless of whether that life is yet to be born, or was naturally progressing to its end.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14436
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 28, 2018 10:10 PM (itfg0)
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Awful news. I hope it doesn't keep you from going on vacation.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2018 10:10 PM (EZebt)
Funemployment, FTW !!!!!!
Hope something better comes up soon.
Posted by: Adriane the Sarcastic Critic ... at February 28, 2018 10:10 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: HoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:10 PM (kiSdp)
Glad he saved some puppies though.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 10:10 PM (2DOZq)
When you are a man/boy, the world is your urinal. Yeah!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (9rIkM)
It is an axiomatic statement of faith on the Left that they are on the "right side of history" with history marching ever "vorwärts" inexorably towards the promised utopia. In their secular faith, anything that does not lead to their Progressive utopia must be destroyed by hook or crook, democracy be damned, while anything that immanentizes their eschaton, once achieved, must become an unalterable and unquestionable truety, democracy again be damned.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14438
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (itfg0)
"Georgia governor will sign tax bill with or without Delta benefits included.
With regret, Deal said he is committed to signing the tax bill in whatever form it takes when it reaches his desk, because he doesn't want the squabble over Delta to keep regular citizens from also receiving their tax cuts."
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (6nRrz)
Just don't wear your Al McGuire Warrior hoodie to the interview. Best of luck!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (rkGhg)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968914861819297792
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968914958502252544
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968915055885651969
Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (xzezz)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (96C7R)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 28, 2018 10:12 PM (xlCXC)
Wonderful of them to shitcan me right before the first real vacation I've taken in years. 20 years there and tossed like a used Kleenex."
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (P8951)
I am here if you need to call someone.
Just now that there is nothing I can do for you but offer you an ear.
I'll pray for your future employment, but I'm just a dude.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:12 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 28, 2018 10:12 PM (xlCXC)
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Ahem.
Posted by: Glasgow, Montana at February 28, 2018 10:13 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot
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Calls for a closer examination.
Posted by: Mick Dundee at February 28, 2018 10:13 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 10:13 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:13 PM (EzdLW)
T. rump just done run us up the shitter, once again! I don't know how more we can endure...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 28, 2018 10:13 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Tonypete a.t February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (9rIkM)
It's less worse than throwing cigarette butts outside
Posted by: HoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:13 PM (kiSdp)
Door County WI. Least neurotic list. Can't see how as it is occupied by
IL FIBs during the summer and drunk, world-is-ending-packer fans the
rest of the year. However, the scenery is beautiful.
Posted by: auscolpyr
Hey, at least those runken Packer fans voted for Trump and Walker, unlike deeply neurotic Dane and Milwaukee counties. And so did Brown Country, where GB is located.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:13 PM (P8951)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2018 10:14 PM (eASYU)
Out of curiosity what industry is your employer (ex employer?) in? Is the company not doing well because it's poorly run or is business bad because the entire sector is in trouble?
If you don't mind sharing, without getting into any personal details.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:15 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2018 10:15 PM (y87Qq)
Hands that's what I would have done to my little brother
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 10:15 PM (3/sUh)
I bet peeing boy is doing it outside because he's got his little brother locked in the porta potty.
Posted by: Hands
We're proud of these two fine siblings of our fine County.
Totally NOT neurotic.
Good boys.
Have I mentioned that we're proud?
Posted by: Jim Wells, TX at February 28, 2018 10:15 PM (etdW/)
Donna, just identify as some protected human species and look for work in HR.
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (96C7R)
Hey, there' s an idea! I identity as a xe! Hire me lib uninversity!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:15 PM (P8951)
More like Green Done
AMMA RITE!!!!?"
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 10:13 PM (KXVP7)
There is a reason they call us "Morons".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:16 PM (Ckg4U)
I grew up in Dodge county (Prison City WI). Just poking fun at all the IL plates when the family took a trip to Rock Island. No offense intended. Just don't get me started on Lake Geneva.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:16 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 28, 2018 10:16 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tororu at February 28, 2018 10:16 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 28, 2018 10:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: #EXTREEEMLYconcerned at February 28, 2018 10:17 PM (x25VP)
Bounce upward! Sorry to hear you were let go. Their loss.
& an Ampersand will lead them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2018 10:18 PM (hyuyC)
What a slap in Trump's face.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2018 10:18 PM (PvFoN)
Air Force!...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at February 28, 2018 10:18 PM (4DCSq)
Gus Kensworthy is also the jack*ss that said he was glad he broke his thumb so he didn't have to shake Pence's hand
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 28, 2018 10:19 PM (mMeIQ)
What a slap in Trump's face.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2018 10:18 PM (PvFoN)
Let me tell you who wouldn't take that shit ...
... the Legion of Gloom. You know - if we had everybody here.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:19 PM (fiGNd)
Oh, look over there, something else to discuss. BRB
Posted by: mindful webworker - no hell below us (click) at February 28, 2018 10:19 PM (3tLP6)
Healthcare (non clinical). Believe me, I'm not the only one who has gotten the axe. Our system is in the process of consolidating with another one and well, I won't get too detailed, but the program I am in charge will be merged come July with a much larger program at a different site. As everything is becoming centralized, people are being axed.
It was a small community hospital when I started there - hell, the CEO would sit in the cafeteria and have lunch with a different set of employees every day. You'd see him sitting with the cleaning people.
It hasn't been that way for at least a decade.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:20 PM (P8951)
Posted by: E.T. at February 28, 2018 10:20 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Please let that last picture be a girl,
Please let that last picture be a girl...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:20 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: #EXTREEEMLYconcerned at February 28, 2018 10:21 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: Glasgow, Montana at February 28, 2018 10:13 PM (6nRrz)
I haven't had the...pleasure...of visiting Glasgow.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 28, 2018 10:21 PM (xlCXC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:21 PM (9SkN+)
Crying Game was based in London, wasn't it?
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:21 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 28, 2018 10:22 PM (n9Fe9)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 28, 2018 10:22 PM (mMeIQ)
Please let that last picture be a girl,
Please let that last picture be a girl...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:20 PM (xJa6I)
What's the mystery? That is definitely a girl. No doubt about it.
You people watched too much Olympics.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 28, 2018 10:22 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:22 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:19 PM (fiGNd)
Are you taking applications? I'm a grumpy old man in training.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 28, 2018 10:22 PM (xlCXC)
Please let that last picture be a girl,
Please let that last picture be a girl...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:20 PM (xJa6I)
What's the mystery? That is definitely a girl. No doubt about it.
You people watched too much Olympics.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 28, 2018 10:22 PM (T71PA)
I've been fooled before.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (xJa6I)
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Well sure, because according to CNN people can dodge those slow handgun bullets
Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (yQpMk)
Crying Game was based in London, wasn't it?
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:21 PM (pzA2L)
The surprise penis parts were, yeah.
The rest was in N. Ireland.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 28, 2018 10:22 PM (n9Fe9)
May he rest in the palm of God's hand, SFGoth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:24 PM (kgTp0)
God bless your Father.
Personal prayers included.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:24 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (yQpMk)
I got here in 2012 ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:24 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 28, 2018 10:24 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (yQpMk)
I don't know, Grump.
I said my piece on that a few threads ago.
I'm not worried. And not giving up my guns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:24 PM (xJa6I)
And who could blame 'em? A lot of the champs from the territories were shoot wrestlers/legit tough guys anyway. Dutch Mantell was a great mind for the biz and I've heard great things about Bill Dundee too.
Stone Cold and Chris Jericho have great podcasts FYI.
The Road Warriors had the perfect heel look but everything they did in the ring screamed bad ass heros in the dystopian Mad Max mold.
Your description of KoKo B Ware matches what I've heard and read about him.
I was a born and bred WWF/E guy, I was big into Hogan as I was shorty at the time, and as I got older I stayed with the brand and my junior high and high school years were an emotional roller coaster of fun following The Rock/Austin/Taker/Mankind/DX etc.
I still watch the product today as my kid rekindled my interest and man if you like amazing workers I urge you to check out AJ Styles. Dude is this generations Shawn Michaels.
/nerdrantoff
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:24 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:00
I am so sorry Donna, that sucks. My best wishes that over the 18 weeks you can find something that works out.
T
Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2018 10:24 PM (yJ1e6)
The prisons in Dodge County are part of my client base. Spent many days working in those confines,
Posted by: French Jeton at February 28, 2018 10:24 PM (Fjvqd)
And I Know it could be easy if I just chucked things into a dumpster, but I can't bring myself to do that if the item might be valued by some one else. These stirrups definitely will be. I had someone saying "I want them" 1 minute after posting and 4 "me next in line" comments by the time we had sorted out paying by paypal and I changed the status to sold.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2018 10:25 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2018 10:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:20 PM (Ckg4U)
I sure will - but not tonight. Not feeling talky right now.
I will however, throw you a few more and a slightly scuffed up baseball.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:25 PM (P8951)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 10:25 PM (xzezz)
-Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (yQpMk)
The Fuck you call me?!?
In The Yard... NOW.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:25 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (yQpMk)
I told them not to accept that last shipment from 'Box o' Cats'...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:25 PM (kgTp0)
Challam Co, WA is on the neurotic list. Which is weird since that county
is one of the chillest places you'll find. It's the part of WA state
along the Strait of Juan de Fuca, where the Twilight series takes place.
You can say a lot about Sequim and Port Angeles. But neurotic? Da Fuq?
Posted by: #neverskankles
I KNOW, RIGHT?!?
Posted by: Jim Wells, TX at February 28, 2018 10:25 PM (etdW/)
...
No idea.
Totally unrelated: when did #nverskankles start posting?
Posted by: #EXTREEEMLYconcerned at February 28, 2018 10:25 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:26 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:26 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:26 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Pound Me Too"
Learned a long time ago to never judge a book by it's back cover.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 28, 2018 10:26 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:26 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 28, 2018 10:21 PM (xlCXC)
Scobey is even more remote.
Posted by: HoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:27 PM (X1hJl)
Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2018 10:27 PM (ANIFC)
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:25 PM (P8951)
Works for me. I simply wish you well, Ma'am.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:27 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 10:27 PM (xzezz)
Glad you patched stuff up.
Wish my wife would reconcile with her mother. She has dementia and is in a county home now. That's not likely to be a long-term stay, sadly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:27 PM (xJa6I)
It was a small community hospital when I started there - hell, the CEO would sit in the cafeteria and have lunch with a different set of employees every day. You'd see him sitting with the cleaning people.
It hasn't been that way for at least a decade.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:20 PM (P8951)
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Gotcha. Yeah that makes sense. And that consolidation sucks for everyone, including patients. Where I live there are no more independent medical providers. It's 4 or 5 mega corps that run everything from doctors to hospitals to imaging, etc. And good luck getting on the phone to talk to a human at an office. It's all centralized call centers.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:27 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (yQpMk)
Pfft.
I've been called worse.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 28, 2018 10:27 PM (xlCXC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2018 10:25 PM (6FqZa)
It's *not* a trap!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 28, 2018 10:27 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 28, 2018 10:27 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 28, 2018 10:28 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2018 10:28 PM (liSQu)
Posted by: #EXTREEEMLYconcerned at February 28, 2018 10:28 PM (x25VP)
As Hank, Jr. once observed in song, I really, really, really like girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y1KfHzIN4E
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 10:28 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 28, 2018 10:27 PM (T71PA)
Ah, aren't you floating in space somewhere watching Mary Poppins use the force?
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:29 PM (pzA2L)
Totally unrelated: when did #nverskankles start posting?
Posted by: #EXTREEEMLYconcerned at February 28, 2018 10:25 PM (x25VP)
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Oh not long ago. Early 2016. By the way, you're kinda cute when you're obsessing about me. I'm flattered.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:29 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:29 PM (Ckg4U)
Oh, look over there, something else to discuss. BRB
Posted by: mindful webworker - no hell below us (click) at February 28, 2018 10:19 PM
Well, I like it. It's a fantastic pop song, very pretty tune, with some emotion. It's quite different for him, style wise, too. I don't give a shit about the lyrics, despite them being dumb. Lennon was always writing gobbledygook nonsense anyway, this is just more goo-goo-ga-joob to my ears (not being much of a lyrics person, I treat vocals/lyrics like just another instrument).
Posted by: otho at February 28, 2018 10:29 PM (qGuLD)
Please let that last picture be a girl,
Please let that last picture be a girl...
Pretty sure it's a guy, hips are wrong.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 28, 2018 10:30 PM (dab45)
Thanks for asking, everything is good.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 10:30 PM (xzezz)
Either way probably gives a great blowjob
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (xzezz)
Never get a blow job from anyone who isn't 100% naked.
Trust me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:30 PM (xJa6I)
Challam Co, WA is on the neurotic list. Which is weird since that county is one of the chillest places you'll find.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM
The project is based on tweets, not individuals. Hypothetically, a minority of very neurotic people could be tweeting up a neurotic storm, making the whole county seem "neurotic".
Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:30 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:30 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2018 10:31 PM (w8Rs1)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:31 PM (P8951)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:31 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Boone at February 28, 2018 10:31 PM (kk3NT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 10:31 PM (xzezz)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:24 PM (IYHxL)
The Rock / Austin. Man ... Vince hit gold with that. Two cats that could get it in the ring, on the mic, and would work with each other. You don't see that often. Hardly ever.
Chris Jericho was just friggin' oustanding. As good in the ring as Bret Hart, I think ... and so much better on the mic. And versatile. Reminds me of Arn Anderson. If I was running a promotion - I'd want Chris Jericho and Arn Anderson. They could do everything.
What do you think about Asuka ? I think she's got great skill ... but seems to require a hell of a push. I dunno'.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:31 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2018 10:32 PM (ANIFC)
The project is based on tweets, not individuals. Hypothetically, a minority of very neurotic people could be tweeting up a neurotic storm, making the whole county seem "neurotic".
Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:30 PM (EzdLW)
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Basing anything of tweeting patterns is beyond retarded.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:32 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2018 10:32 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tororu at February 28, 2018 10:32 PM (e9G8E)
*types deletes types deletes*
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:32 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:30 PM (EzdLW)
So, typical twitter behavior then.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 28, 2018 10:32 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: #EXTREEEMLYconcerned at February 28, 2018 10:32 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:32 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 10:32 PM (IqV8l)
*types deletes types deletes*
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:32 PM (IYHxL)
I did that too.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 28, 2018 10:33 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2018 10:33 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:33 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2018 10:33 PM (6FqZa)
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The Google Hive Mind welcomes you back into the fold.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:34 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (yQpMk)
That is SO hurtful! [bursts into tears]
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 28, 2018 10:34 PM (1FhAQ)
If you're neurotic and you know piss your pants
If you're neurotic and you know it
Your wet pants will clearly show it
If you're neurotic and you know piss your pants
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 28, 2018 10:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:35 PM (Ckg4U)
God bless your Father.
Personal prayers included.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:24
So sorry to hear SFGoth.
Prayers up from here. Be well.
T
Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2018 10:35 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tororu at February 28, 2018 10:35 PM (e9G8E)
pro 2a year 2018 - "Pussy!"
I kid, kind of. I am pro Trump and only criticized/admonished him on the 2A issue. I want him and everyone damn else to be wary about messing with Constitutional rights. Other than that, he has done amazing things on many issues. And like someone said upthread (or last thread), he is basically fighting for conservatism all alone. That is true.
Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 10:35 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:35 PM (6nRrz)
*types deletes types deletes*
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:32 PM (IYHxL)
That might be best.
Disaster WAS avoided, though. Barely.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:35 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:33 PM (Ckg4U)
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This is how God shows that he loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: B. Franklin at February 28, 2018 10:35 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:36 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (xzezz)
{{{yankeefifth}}}!
I've missed you! (Nice hash, btw)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 28, 2018 10:36 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:36 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:35 PM (xJa6I)
*Takes MAE off list of potential Legion of Gloom members.*
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:36 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:35 PM (xJa6I)
*Takes MAE off list of potential Legion of Gloom members.*
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:36 PM (fiGNd)
Damn it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:37 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tororu at February 28, 2018 10:37 PM (e9G8E)
Hang in there, Donna. Same thing happened to a friend of mine recently. One of the top performers in the inside sales department for years. Then the company she worked for got bought out and they let her go. She was convinced that due to her age she wouldn't be able to find anything, but she retooled her resume and put on some job boards. She said the phone won't stop ringing with offers.
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 28, 2018 10:37 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:35
You are a good soul Slap, be well.
T
Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2018 10:37 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: #EXTREEEMLYconcerned at February 28, 2018 10:37 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:38 PM (pzA2L)
A lot of self proclaimed "smarks" hate Vince and some criticism is legit but the man is a third generation promoter and is still fairly sharp. I think he appointed the right guy to run the organization after he's done in Triple H.
Austin/Rock had chemistry like I've never seen before. Those two were each others yin to the others yang, that feud was one of the greatest feuds of all time.
I think your analysis on Jericho is definitely spot on.
I like Asuka, she's pretty, she's athletic but......she has a lisp with a poor grasp of the English language. WWE does her and themselves a disservice when they make her do a promo it kills her allure IMO. The WWE HAS to push Asuka she has the longest undefeated streak/record ever - she surpassed Goldberg last summer - they have to have a huge pay off sooooo enter Ronda Rousey unless they go with Nia Jax.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:38 PM (IYHxL)
They were just ripping off Woody Guthrie.
"Saw a sign that said 'No Trespassing'
"but on the other side it didn't say nothin'
"that side was
owned by the county including easements and you're under arrest for trespassing when you looked at the back of the sign. TAZZZE!
Posted by: mindful webworker - this land wasn't built by you 'n' meee at February 28, 2018 10:38 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:37 PM (xJa6I)
Meh ... given our Attendance Rate ... we'll probably give you a call-back.
wo - well, fuck it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:38 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:35 PM (Ckg4U)
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You're just a drunk man with a keyboard, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:38 PM (9SkN+)
Dreadfully sorry, Donna. HR people are scum, angels of death. Why don't "budget constraints" ever eliminate their jobs?
The bad news is that with the hiring environment nowadays your Funemployment may be brief.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2018 10:38 PM (0w/NM)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at February 28, 2018 10:40 PM (N5dam)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 10:40 PM (KP5rU)
It's gonna be an early night!
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:40 PM (IYHxL)
You blessed us tonight. You are a giver.
A chiropractor must be very happy when those top-heavy babes show up at his office with back issues.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2018 10:40 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: HoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:02 PM (kiSdp)
As long as none of them are Boston Kennedys.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 10:40 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:41 PM (IYHxL)
-Posted by: B. Franklin at February 28, 2018 10:35 PM (9SkN+)
Thanks, Ben. There was little impedance between me and the corner store.
God was all like: "You be you, dude. Don't kill anyone."
...I was able to make the round-trip with nothing standing in my way.
God, indeed, Loves Us.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:41 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 28, 2018 10:41 PM (13PHl)
Posted by: Slapweasel
Just be sure to cover yourself in mustard, that way no one will fuck with you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 10:41 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: Ripley at February 28, 2018 10:41 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2018 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:42 PM (fA1SL)
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Funny that. And when cuts do come, they would rather cut a bunch of middle people than a few high salaried execs.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:42 PM (pzA2L)
Fuck it, spill!
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IYHxL)
I didn't, and that's the point!
Ah, but if you want the deets:
College party. Long haired 'girl', great ass, very friendly and flirty. 'She' had a line of dirty talk that would make a chatroom blush.
And also a penis. Which I discovered during the traditional 'Australian Handshake'.
It wasn't as bad as my first threesome but it was still jarring. Went from horny and happy to confusion to dead sober. Like someone poured ice water on me.
I left party and wrote the 'no blowjobs without nude' rule.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:42 PM (xJa6I)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:38 PM (9SkN+)
^See? Confirmation.^
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:42 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:38 PM (IYHxL)
I don't understand why they just don't give her a manager. That's what was always done before.
Everybody ain't friggin' Nick Bockwinkle.
halfrican ... after we make a ton of money on this whole Legion of Gloom thing ... we gotta' start a small promotion.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:43 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: mindful webworker - relic from the sixties at February 28, 2018 10:43 PM (3tLP6)
A flash CONCERN flood warning has been issued for the thread. Residents are advised to flee to higher ground in order to escape rising CONCERN. Do not attempt driving through CONCERN puddles as they are deeper than they appear.
Posted by: #EXTREEEMLYconcerned at February 28, 2018 10:43 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 10:43 PM (3/sUh)
I think we are winning, but the bitter-enders on the Left need to tracked down & converted.
However:
Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
Head on a swivel and have a SECDEF Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2018 10:43 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 10:41 PM (KXVP7)
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Listen to weft-cut loop. He's pre-law.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:43 PM (9SkN+)
LMAO! Now you gotta tell the 3Some Story.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:43 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:43 PM (9SkN+)
I thought he was pre-med?
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 28, 2018 10:44 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 28, 2018 10:44 PM (13PHl)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at February 28, 2018 10:40 PM (N5dam)
____
Get ready to be called a concern troll in 5....4....3....
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:44 PM (6nRrz)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 10:41 PM (KXVP7)
I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure it is funny in Chicago.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:44 PM (Ckg4U)
* smashes folding chair into ref's back. Throws unknown powder in the face's eyes. Spits at crowd *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:45 PM (fA1SL)
And also a penis. Which I discovered during the traditional 'Australian Handshake'.
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Just turn it around and go to town!
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 28, 2018 10:45 PM (SkuXa)
Hot on the left, beer tap on the right, shit goes downhill and the boss is a sonofabitch!
Posted by: Cicicero Kaboom! kid, with plumber's crack and a pint glass at February 28, 2018 10:45 PM (GWhuG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:45 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 28, 2018 10:45 PM (i49aW)
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Your crush on me was cute at first. It;s getting kinda creepy now. Maybe Trump's idea for a TRO gun removal isn't so bad.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:45 PM (6nRrz)
But what about the smug and pious?
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:45 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:45 PM (Ckg4U)
*glomps* Ah we love you #NS we just don't like getting our mellow harshed. ^_^
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 28, 2018 10:46 PM (13PHl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:46 PM (fA1SL)
this guy is weird, he won't let it go. Why I dont' like the net/social media.
Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 10:46 PM (n13/j)
and that this 'meeting' today was the same pony show as the DACA one.
But it scares the Hell out of me and I pray he doesn't decide to sell
out his base on this one for whatever motivation has his attention for
the current five minutes.
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at February 28, 2018 10:40 PM
*******
Every time PDT says something, my bunger just quivers in anticipation!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tororu at February 28, 2018 10:46 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: csmats at February 28, 2018 10:46 PM (yKiwk)
It is good to see you back on the ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 10:43 PM (3/sUh)
You do such a great job on the ONT, MisHum!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2018 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:16 PM (pzA2L)
If you go, take a fire extinguisher.
Posted by: Deep Purple at February 28, 2018 10:47 PM (GWhuG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:21 PM
February 28 is the last day of meteorological winter. Guess that means spring starts tomorrow, with a nor'easter no less.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2018 10:47 PM (2NqXo)
Completely agree but there are no more great managers. Actually I take that back, Paul Heyman is great but he's attached to Lesnar.
LoG 4 lyfe. Once people realize the genius of the LoG the promotion will sell itself!
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:47 PM (IYHxL)
____
Get ready to be called a concern troll in 5....4....3....
______
BF, you'll only be called a concern troll if you post a comment every 10 seconds for the next two weeks about it.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 28, 2018 10:47 PM (SkuXa)
LMAO! Now you gotta tell the 3Some Story.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:43 PM (IYHxL)
Oh, that one's boring.
Hot redhead is dating someone else but I'm interested and she knows I'm interested. So she invited me over to her house for a threesome.
I'm young, dumb and horny and I REALLY want her. (Damn red hair) So I say ok.
It...didn't go well. Nobody stuck anything up my ass but I discovered...yep, I'm straight.
Also, learned to start shaving extra close if I'm going to be on a date. Razor burn sucks.
What the hell. It wasn't great but then neither were most of the MWW threesomes I've had. One on one is best.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:48 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: #EXTREEEMLYconcerned at February 28, 2018 10:48 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:45 PM (9SkN+)
*shrugs*
*nods head*
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 28, 2018 10:48 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 28, 2018 10:45 PM (SkuXa)
Had a dumbass deck seaman fall for that in Marseilles, France. Said he was halfway there, found the package on the reach around, and said hell with it, and finished off.
Posted by: HoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:48 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: csmats at February 28, 2018 10:46 PM (yKiwk)
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The left is on an anti beef mission. All those cows cause globull warming dontcha know? So in order to save the earf, we have to get rid of beef.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:48 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at February 28, 2018 10:48 PM (ZDG5z)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 28, 2018 10:48 PM (13PHl)
Welcome.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:49 PM (IYHxL)
Not exactly conclusive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:49 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2018 10:08 PM (y3sT9)
My guess is Yamaha. Carbs look like Mikunis. The bike has a Florida plate, and the tail light appears to be an LED type.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 10:49 PM (Dbv1R)
How would we like it if Hindus came here and started shutting down our cattle ranches?
Posted by: csmats
Csmats Johnson is right!
Posted by: Olsen Johnson at February 28, 2018 10:50 PM (IqV8l)
It is animated so won't have to see Oh No Yoko, just hear her. *thud*
https://youtu.be/fx1-RXrKKBk
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:50 PM (WM75E)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 10:50 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:50 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 28, 2018 10:50 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen
I think you like to just go right down, too, don't ya Charlie? And turn yourself around, too.
Deviated Prevert.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 10:50 PM (8O3HH)
Dude has not skipped a beat between whatever the last dude who ran the ONT.
...forgot his name because Misanthropic Humanitarian.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:50 PM (Ckg4U)
"Dear Penthouse, I've always read these and never believed them until it happened to me...."
You clearly lived a wild life.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:51 PM (IYHxL)
I've never understood the appeal of nihilism - it's something you try to find a solution against, not something you embrace. That's why I hate the John Lennon song.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2018 10:51 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 10:51 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:50 PM (Ckg4U)
I still miss Maet (no offense, of course, Mishum) and hope he is doing well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:51 PM (kgTp0)
university and they are urging me to apply there. The benes are terrific
and the pay isn't bad - but it's a university, clock full of PC aholes.
I have to hold my tongue as it is - I'd really be in the belly of the
beast there.
Posted by: DonnaV sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:08 PM (P8951)
Donna, does your employer have any suppliers, major customers, or competitors that might benefit from your experience?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 10:51 PM (Dbv1R)
///
Great. And Mighty.
And Powerful. And Totally reasonable.
And Very. VERY. Serious.
concerns
Posted by: #EXTREEEMLYconcerned at February 28, 2018 10:52 PM (x25VP)
Cattle don't have the ability to form the same social bonds, even in India.
Dogs are here to be part of our life, we're part of their pack if we let them.
Can't eat dog. Or horse, similar reason.
Goats, pigs, chicken, sheep...especially sheep...they are meant to be eaten.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:52 PM (xJa6I)
-Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at February 28, 2018 10:48 PM (ZDG5z)
YouTube is Thataway---->
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:52 PM (Ckg4U)
Unfortunately, the only thing on the radio is Death Cab for Cutie and Crash Test Dummies.
Posted by: Editor at February 28, 2018 10:52 PM (FdjhG)
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer
You're right. I haven't taken my meds.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 10:52 PM (KXVP7)
Bonus larger than last year and the tax cuts mean I take more of it home to pour it into the yawning pit of debt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2018 10:52 PM (0w/NM)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2018 10:51 PM (/qEW2)
A quote I remember reading somewhere: "Atheism is an empty room."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:52 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2018 10:52 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:53 PM (fA1SL)
"Dear Penthouse, I've always read these and never believed them until it happened to me...."
You clearly lived a wild life.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:51 PM (IYHxL)
For a while I did ok.
Seattle was a very sex-positive community. I had some very...open minded friends back in the 90's.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:53 PM (xJa6I)
When you are a man/boy, the world is your urinal. Yeah!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2018 10:11 PM (9rIkM)
That porta-potty looks like a long-term installation. So it probably stinks in there. Kid is smart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 10:53 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 10:53 PM (KP5rU)
Sorry I don't know characters to convey the appropriate level of affection. Hugs would not be enough.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 10:54 PM (xzezz)
Dogs Live and die for us. We are their world.
Hard to imagine eating that. Like slapping God's face somehow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:54 PM (kgTp0)
-Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:51 PM (kgTp0)
Dude was our Mayor for years.
I'm liking our new Mayor.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 10:50 PM (3/sUh)
*raises hand*
My bad.
Just didn't want to talk any more about Trump or gun control today.
I'll behave.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:55 PM (xJa6I)
Went to see The Dark Crystal with friends. The adult mind notices things that makes one well uncomfortable. As in a nude Gelfling playing his flute. Or the sickening realisation that Augra really needs a bra. *erk*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:55 PM (WM75E)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:48 PM (xJa6I)
Ummmmm--I'm going to have to rearrange all my ideas about you.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2018 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 10:53 PM (KP5rU)
The shoulders look right for a chick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:55 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 10:55 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 10:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 10:50 PM (3/sUh)
What? You don't like wrestling?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 10:56 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A FAKE GUN IS WORTHLESS IN A GUNFIGHT UNLESS IT'S A FAKE-FAKE GUN, THEN YOUR OPPONENT WILL REALLY, REALLY BE SURPRISED.
Posted by: BEN ROETHELESBURGERER at February 28, 2018 10:56 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 10:50 PM (3/sUh)
I dunno' ... this shit is crazy ... I miss the good old days where dudes would put on make-up, tights, and pretend to beat the hell out of each other.
Some of the crap on tonight's thread is just fucking weird.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:56 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:48 PM (xJa6I)
What is the saying? In every threesome there is a twosome- and a onesome?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 10:56 PM (kgTp0)
pretty sure that's a chick on the motorcycle.
It would be funny if you could see her from the front and still weren't certain.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 10:56 PM (IqV8l)
sheep...they are meant to be eaten.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
You are welcome to my share.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 10:55 PM (IqV8l)
I'm not saying they're tasty...just that they're REALLY dumb. My grampa raised them for a while. Very dumb animal. Like...you have no idea.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:57 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at February 28, 2018 10:40 PM (N5dam)
Yup... I almost got banned here more than once from Ace hisself for my early on Trump support.
But this worries me. He has been forced to jettison almost every single Pro Citizen Advisor... and is now surrounded by people who are telling him 'something must be done'....
Its like the stupide listening to the Kids thing he had.... great Optics FOR THE LEFT and MSM... not so much for his base...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 28, 2018 10:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 28, 2018 10:57 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 10:58 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 28, 2018 10:58 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 28, 2018 10:58 PM (13PHl)
Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 10:59 PM (n13/j)
How would we like it if Hindus came here and started shutting down our cattle ranches?
Posted by: csmats at February 28, 2018 10:46 PM (yKiwk)
OK, I guess you have a point there.
Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2018 10:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:55 PM (WM75E)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2018 10:59 PM (y87Qq)
Zakuski plate ready for to inspect.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:59 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:57 PM (xJa6I)
Pelicans!
FTW.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 28, 2018 10:59 PM (T71PA)
...
"Oh, so she gets laid while I'm over here playing masseuse...OH NO no problem, I'll just sit here and wait my turn, maybe file my taxes.. I'm FINE!"
Posted by: #EXTREEEMLYconcerned at February 28, 2018 11:00 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 11:00 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 28, 2018 11:00 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 11:00 PM (9SkN+)
woo
halfrican ... I'm counting on you. Keep The Legion of Gloom going. You're the Sting in this.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 11:00 PM (fiGNd)
++++
That sentence would make more sense if they were talking about a bath. Who even "luxuriates" in the shower. The shower is for taking care of business. If you want to kick back, you should be in a bath. Plus, all that water raining down in the shower will just get in your drink anyway.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 28, 2018 11:00 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 28, 2018 11:01 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 11:01 PM (n13/j)
The only way out of a forest is to go through it.
* pours healthy vodka, nods *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:01 PM (fA1SL)
The project is based on tweets, not individuals. Hypothetically, a minority of very neurotic people could be tweeting up a neurotic storm, making the whole county seem "neurotic".
Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:30 PM (EzdLW)
So, typical twitter behavior then.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 28, 2018 10:32 PM
Right on.
Using standard deviations to score the counties. A county's ranking seems to be based on how far it is from "mean neuroticism" -- that is, the average amount of neuroticism found in all tweets analyzed by the project. (At least that's how I read it. ) And "mean neuroticism" is not the same as no neuroticism. It's a relative ranking.
IIRC from statistics class, in a normal distribution (bell curve ) of neuroticism scores, the probability of any sample (such as a county ) falling within 3 standard deviations of the neurotic mean is about 99%.
In order to make the case that their algorithm has value as a predictive model, they would have to find out if a person sending out neurotic tweets really was neurotic. Like an actual scientific study with the tweeting persons examined by mental health pros. Or I suppose they could try correlating the usage of mental health services in a given county with its tweet neuroticism score.
The well-being map of counties seems like hype and click bait. But the scary thing is, if their model actually can reliably identify individuals as neurotic by analyzing their tweets... hello big brother.
Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 11:01 PM (EzdLW)
Cattle don't have the ability to form the same social bonds, even in India.
Dogs are here to be part of our life, we're part of their pack if we let them.
Can't eat dog. Or horse, similar reason.
Goats, pigs, chicken, sheep...especially sheep...they are meant to be eaten.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:52 PM (xJa6I)
You got a friend in me!
Posted by: Bambi at February 28, 2018 11:01 PM (GWhuG)
We are the peoples champs!
Travel safe brother, because That Halfrican said so!
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 11:02 PM (IYHxL)
With Busch or Natty's, it wouldn't matter.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 11:02 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 11:00 PM (9SkN+)
Hmmm... no...
But it is a simple fact that the squeaky wheel gets the grease...
And if one side is screaming, and the other side is silent.... well.. we've seen how that worked for the last 20 years or so...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 28, 2018 11:02 PM (NgKpN)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 11:00 PM (KP5rU)
Speaking of which...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T81xsEyfl3c
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:02 PM (Ckg4U)
...
*dies from sudden Concerned Neurotic Heart Failure Syndrome*
Posted by: #EXTREEEMLYconcerned at February 28, 2018 11:02 PM (x25VP)
Pretty sure if you want a blow from a millennial you have to ask for skull.
Weird phrase but good news is it is apparently considered for them to refuse.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 11:02 PM (xzezz)
Autonomous cars are a non starter. Outside of a closed circuit you cannot account for the variables. INSIDE that circuit you can do okay for the most part.
Like wind and solar power are unsuitable for mass scenarios. As an adjunct these two are suitable, but not on a large scale.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 28, 2018 11:02 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 10:29 PM (Ckg4U)
Good news, indeed! Howdy, Y5!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:03 PM (Dbv1R)
The only way out of a forest is to go through it.
* pours healthy vodka, nods *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:01 PM (fA1SL)
Not... always....
/picks up his can of gasoline.... pulls matches out of his pocket...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 28, 2018 11:03 PM (NgKpN)
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Paramount, formerly Spike.
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 28, 2018 11:03 PM (SkuXa)
Loved the boys growing up pics. Mom haz talent.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2018 11:03 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 28, 2018 11:00 PM (pvjTE)
Yellow shower?
Posted by: Not that kind of shower at February 28, 2018 11:03 PM (GWhuG)
You're fine
So is MAE
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 11:04 PM (3/sUh)
More Idiot Control?: CNN hardest hit.
Posted by: Comanche Voter
http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/Idiot_Control
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 11:04 PM (IqV8l)
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Paramount, formerly Spike.
Thanks. Unfortunately I lost that one.
Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 11:04 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 10:00 PM (P8951)
My sister worked for a large company, and when she let HR now that she wasn't satisfied with her severance package, they increased it. A lot. She ended up with almost a full year of pay and health insurance.
In her case, other employees who had worked for the company for less time than she had, and whose work evaluations were not as good as hers, received better severance packages just because they were let go before her. She spoke up and it paid off.
I don't know your personal situation, but it might help just to ask for a better deal if you have a good case.
Posted by: girldog at February 28, 2018 11:04 PM (g5YYQ)
I need I should have just blasted the planet and then blasted Endor instead of traveling to the wrong bloody side in the first place.
Posted by: Grand Mal Tarkin. at February 28, 2018 11:05 PM (pzA2L)
Heh, clearly my attempt at humor failed.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 11:05 PM (IYHxL)
Like wind and solar power are unsuitable for mass scenarios. As an adjunct these two are suitable, but not on a large scale.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 28, 2018 11:02 PM (S/hVx)
More so?
If autonomous cars actually follow the posted speed limits here in California?
They will cause more accidents then they will save... because they will cause bottlenecks in traffic, where people will be trying to get around them.
Posted by: Don Q. at February 28, 2018 11:05 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 11:05 PM (xzezz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:55 PM (WM75E) fnord (WM75E)
I have like three DVD versions of that. Wait, three of Labyrinth, two of Dark Crystal.
Anyway, nerd.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 28, 2018 11:05 PM (wB8Tg)
++++
Scumbag David Geffen battled for 20 years to keep beachgoers from using a public easement path next to his Malibu property leading from Pacific Coast Highway down to the beach. He kept locking the gate and getting away with it while it played out in the courts. When he finally lost, he sold the property.
*spit*
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 28, 2018 11:06 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 10:54 PM (xzezz)
Awwww, Y5! It's so good to see you here again.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 28, 2018 11:06 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:06 PM (fA1SL)
You're fine
So is MAE
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 11:04 PM (3/sUh)
Thanks.
I overshare sometimes.
It's a problem, I know.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 11:06 PM (xJa6I)
Danke, brewski. Still hurts every god damn day 6 years out. I don't normally get sentimental but I got a message for everyone here:
Fuck social convention and keeping the peace. Don't let addicts destroy themselves and lie to you about it. I let myself get lied to and I was the closest to the man. If your gut tells you it's bullshit, it probably is. I'd far rather have my brother alive and hating my guts, but being alive and possibly sober rather than having him love me and be dead.
And for those drinkers here, do not drink to get yourself through grief. I went down that rabbit hole for 6 months. Nothing comes of it. Embrace the pain, burn it as fuel to move yourself forward.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 28, 2018 11:07 PM (13PHl)
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I'll second that about our Duchess. And everyone please add Miley to your prayer list, pray for guidance.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 11:07 PM (8O3HH)
And I live in a building with a boiler, so I could stay in there for a full hour if I really felt like it and I wouldn't run out of hot water.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 28, 2018 11:07 PM (wSC8T)
And I have a new in the box Ace of Spades Zippo; not an official one, as there are no skull and crossbones or sabers, but hey it's close enough.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2018 11:08 PM (0ogQG)
cannot account for the variables. INSIDE that circuit you can do okay
for the most part.
Like wind and solar power are unsuitable for mass scenarios. As an adjunct these two are suitable, but not on a large scale.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 28, 2018 11:02 PM (S/hVx)
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hold our gluten free, organic, sustainably raised, gender neutral, locally sourced, CO2 free beer!
Posted by: #Failifornia at February 28, 2018 11:08 PM (liSQu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:08 PM (fA1SL)
I am amused by the assumption of animal rights types that if we stop eating meat all this livestock - pigs, chicken, cattle - will live some wonderful new life free of slaughter. Actually, since they have no use other than food, they'll be consigned to non-existence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2018 11:08 PM (AiLWB)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 28, 2018 11:09 PM (mMeIQ)
++++
Scumbag David Geffen battled for 20 years to keep beachgoers from using a public easement path next to his Malibu property leading from Pacific Coast Highway down to the beach. He kept locking the gate and getting away with it while it played out in the courts. When he finally lost, he sold the property.
*spit*
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 28, 2018 11:06 PM (pvjTE)
Vicks-Vapo-Rub,or whatever his name is, is going to lose. Screw all of those would-be-kings.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 28, 2018 11:09 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 11:10 PM (WM75E)
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I'll second that about our Duchess. And everyone please add Miley to your prayer list, pray for guidance.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 11:07 PM (8O3HH)
Prayer unceasing.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2018 11:11 PM (TdMsT)
-Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 11:07 PM (8O3HH)
Amen, Brother.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:11 PM (Ckg4U)
I smiled
I didn't want you to think you were the target of my comment
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 11:11 PM (3/sUh)
*spit*
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 28, 2018 11:06 PM (pvjTE)
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If you dumb proles had 300 ft of unobstructed white water views, you wouldn't want to watch fat Mexicans changing their brats' diapers while you're trying to enjoy a nice charcuterie and a whimsically delightful Pinot Gris on the terrace.
Posted by: David Geffen at February 28, 2018 11:12 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2018 11:13 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:52 PM (xJa6I)
Getting the wool out of your teeth is real bitch.
Posted by: Achmed at February 28, 2018 11:13 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 11:14 PM (WM75E)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 11:07 PM (8O3HH)
Thank you, {{{Pear}}}
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 28, 2018 11:14 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)
And everyone please add Miley to your prayer list, pray for guidance.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 11:07 PM (8O3HH)
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i'll second that: i hope she finds her way to my house, when the wife won't be around for a couple weeks or so...
Posted by: #Failifornia at February 28, 2018 11:15 PM (liSQu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 10:52 PM (xJa6I)
Getting the wool out of your teeth is real bitch.
Posted by: Achmed at February 28, 2018 11:13 PM (Dbv1R)
I think Errol Flynn said the same thing in his autobiography
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 11:15 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Toad-O at February 28, 2018 11:15 PM (cct0t)
I didn't want you to think you were the target of my comment."
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 11:11 PM (3/sUh)
We all know that you were avoiding a black guy.
Put this experience in your pocket and learn from it.
Tomorrow is another day for you NOT to be racist.
Let's take that chance together.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:16 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at February 28, 2018 11:16 PM (liSQu)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 11:16 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 11:16 PM (WM75E)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 28, 2018 11:09 PM (mMeIQ)
I think I am, hon - thank you! Prayers still appreciated, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 28, 2018 11:17 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 10:23 PM (6nRrz)
For the uninitiated, Sequim is pronounced..."Squim".
I have family in the Port Angeles area, and they used to live in Clallam Bay.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 28, 2018 11:17 PM (2kiKp)
I was amazed to tune in to a Vatican station (I guess it was them) that did nothing but recitations of Ave Maria, 24/7, in all the languages of the world. I was struck by the dedication and conviction behind that effort.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:17 PM (fA1SL)
https://tinyurl.com/ydaays2n
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 28, 2018 11:17 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 11:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 28, 2018 11:17 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 28, 2018 11:09 PM (mMeIQ)
I think I am, hon - thank you! Prayers still appreciated, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 28, 2018 11:17 PM (cu8/f)
Storming Heaven for you.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2018 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Thank you, Brother.
Rock on, Amigo!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 28, 2018 11:19 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 11:14 PM (WM75E)
++++
Bob Geldof was the Boomtown Rats guy. David Geffen is the founder of Geffen Records.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 28, 2018 11:19 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 11:19 PM (IYHxL)
Well, yeah, it happens. I see a dermatology specialist regularly, and, huh.
She's all hell for the "neutral shower," where you don't go for the Flemingesque extremes. Among other things, there are several versions of skin-level dandruff that are exacerbated by very hot water. And those hot-shiite liquid soaps with a lot of alcohol SD-40 and fragrance are right out, too.
Ailments of old people. But, keep you from looking even older, so, there's that. When they get to telling you that you don't need to wash every single day, you know you are really old. Dad'll be 96 next month.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 28, 2018 11:20 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Geffen might be the most evil pervert in Hollywood.
Despite the competition.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 11:20 PM (xJa6I)
Hey AOP! Everything is good. How are you?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 11:05 PM (xzezz)
I am well, Y5. Good day for me, as I put up the last rafter reinforcement plank that required me to lie on my back on a piece of plywood laid out over the ceiling joists. All the remaning ones can be done from a more or less comfortable working position. The end of this job is now in sight.
Posted by: Achmed at February 28, 2018 11:20 PM (Dbv1R)
When I retired I promised myself that late sleeping would be the order of the day. No more 5:30 AM wakeups. Hah. Do you know how hard it is to break the habit of waking at a set time? Especially a 50 year one?
The other issue was seriously considering going back to work to get some rest.
Let me tell you, if you're contemplating retirement, it isn't the old age that will kill you. It'll be the honey-do list.
Fortunately, with determination, both obstacles have been overcome.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 28, 2018 11:20 PM (S/hVx)
-Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 28, 2018 11:17 PM (IcT7t)
Yeah. They Rock. Let's go out in the yard and discuss this... shall we?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Sharyl Attkisson is reporting on Twitter:
"Re: My govt. computer intrusions...What would you think if I told you the hard drive of one of my personal computers was secretly switched out w/another while in custody of the Justice Dept. Inspector General before they gave it back to me? (Tick-tock.)"
She gives more info on her Twitter feed, but the IG in question is none other than.....
Yep, you guessed it.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 28, 2018 11:20 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 11:20 PM (KP5rU)
I was amazed to tune in to a Vatican station (I guess it was them) that did nothing but recitations of Ave Maria, 24/7, in all the languages of the world. I was struck by the dedication and conviction behind that effort.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:17 PM (fA1SL)
When I was first married, I asked my Austrian grandmother for any marital advice she might have. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "pray every moment."
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2018 11:21 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 28, 2018 11:21 PM (mMeIQ)
I know, it was me. Yep, I had to hose down the "Entertainment" room this afternoon. It was the runoff into the water.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 11:21 PM (8O3HH)
Most women's legs are tapered.
(As fat as my legs are, I still couldn't keep a full length brace from slipping down to my ankles after knee surgery.....)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 28, 2018 11:22 PM (uDcBt)
I'm a silly bastard.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Chainsaw Whore at February 28, 2018 11:23 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 28, 2018 11:23 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2018 11:23 PM (TdMsT)
"V"nahafoch hu" is a hallmark of the Trump victory. Instead of Trump accusing Hillary Clinton of voter fraud, Hillary accused Trump of voter fraud. Instead of bringing Trump down for sexual harassment, Democratic leaders (with Harvey Weinstein leading the pack) fell to their ruin. Instead of catching Trump in Russian collusion, the Democrats were exposed for unlawfulness. As for "fake news," Trump adopted the term for himself and cast public doubt on media integrity.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yahou3jg
Posted by: Autoloading 45/70 KaBlamBlamBlam at February 28, 2018 11:23 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 28, 2018 11:23 PM (cu8/f)
Let's. Always willing to "discuss" why leftist agenda pushers suck.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 28, 2018 11:24 PM (IcT7t)
There's freedom, see, and then there is Freedom.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 28, 2018 11:25 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:25 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 11:15 PM (xJa6I)
My Grandma met Errol Flynn when he was staying at the home of a stock promoter, name of Caldough, in West Vancouver, B.C., shortly before Flynn died. She was working as a sitter for the Caldough kids. She said Flynn was very charming, even though he was obviously in bad shape.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:25 PM (Dbv1R)
Welcome to my tortured life of listening to rap/hiphop.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 11:25 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:26 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: #Failifornia at February 28, 2018 11:15 PM (liSQu)
Don't expect me to do any dusting. I'm an indifferent housekeeper at best.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 28, 2018 11:26 PM (cu8/f)
http://breaking911.com/middle-school-teacher-26- sent-nudes-sex-teen-boy-student-cops-say/
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 11:27 PM (96C7R)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 11:15 PM (xJa6I)
My Grandma met Errol Flynn when he was staying at the home of a stock promoter, name of Caldough, in West Vancouver, B.C., shortly before Flynn died. She was working as a sitter for the Caldough kids. She said Flynn was very charming, even though he was obviously in bad shape.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:25 PM (Dbv1R)
That's very cool.
My Favorite Year was on TCM over the weekend. Which is all kinds of awesome.
Flynn knew how to charm, that's for sure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 11:27 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: David Hogg at February 28, 2018 11:28 PM (FTPVM)
Uriah Heep songs sound the same and only have two, maybe three cords at most because they were stoned most of the time. Of course nothing much tops Lady in Black.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 11:28 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: David Hogg at February 28, 2018 11:28 PM (FTPVM)
Sorry, it's been 15 minutes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 11:28 PM (xJa6I)
Yes, and most of the current "artists" in the rock genre. Come to think of it, most of the old ones, too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 28, 2018 11:29 PM (IcT7t)
I was amazed to tune in to a Vatican station (I guess it was them)
that did nothing but recitations of Ave Maria, 24/7, in all the
languages of the world. I was struck by the dedication and conviction
behind that effort.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:17 PM (fA1SL)
I remember that one. It went on, and on, and on, and on. I gave up waiting for a station I.D. It was tedious. HCJB in Quito, Ecuador, was much more upfront about giving station I.D.'s. And their signal had a lot of punch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:29 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 11:29 PM (96C7R)
I dunno, I would have to see the nudes to give a firm opinion on this one...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 11:29 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: David Hogg at February 28, 2018 11:28 PM (FTPVM)
Sorry, it's been 15 minutes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 11:28 PM (xJa6I)
And he's more than 10 miles from my house.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2018 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:30 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:31 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2018 11:31 PM (2K6fY)
I barely listen to new stuff, hell it's hard to listen to old stuff.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 11:31 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 11:31 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 28, 2018 11:31 PM (9SkN+)
old teacher was charged for fucking her 14 year old 8th grade student
and bringing him weed. Seriously, look at the pictures, she should be
married to a wealthy millionaire 30 something and have kids. 8.5/10
http://breaking911.com/middle-school-teacher-26- sent-nudes-sex-teen-boy-student-cops-say/
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 11:27 PM (96C7R)
My theory is that part of it is the lack of men in teaching positions. Young women spend their days around teenaged boys, and so they devolve to that level. The other piece is that women have been encouraged to spend their twenties partying and sleeping around. But they don't want to get a reputation among men their own age, who may be eventual marriage material. So instead they find some young boy, because they think that there's no risk of attachment and that he'll keep quiet.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2018 11:32 PM (LrbFI)
Posted by: Autoloading 45/70 KaBlamBlamBlam at February 28, 2018 11:32 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Geffen might be the most evil pervert in Hollywood.
Despite the competition.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 11:20 PM (xJa6I)
Dan Schneider. It's not even close because kids. Also it's clear he knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears when she was very young and is the father of her child.
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 11:33 PM (96C7R)
"V"nahafoch hu" is a hallmark of the Trump victory. Instead of Trump accusing Hillary Clinton of voter fraud, Hillary accused Trump of voter fraud.
What should we eat instead of Haman's ears? Chocolate drops called Hillary sharts? I don't find that appetizing.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2018 11:33 PM (/qEW2)
I'm in a Facebook group for real estate agents. Somebody posted today that he was posting a listing on a website and was blocked from mentioning that the house has white oak hardwood floors. The comment was flagged as a fair housing violation. The responses from people who are fed up with the relentless political correctness were very heartening. Universally, people have just had enough.
Posted by: biancaneve at February 28, 2018 11:33 PM (A/iod)
Hmmm, interesting theory. I would also argue that women are encouraged now to somehow be the sexual conqueror in order to be a real woman, and the teen boy offers that opportunity with low risk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 11:33 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 10:51 PM (Dbv1R)
Yeah. I have options and ideas about what to do next.
It's funny - I'm still in shock and feeling kind of scared. And I hate the thought of resumes, job interviews, all that shit...but part of me is relieved. I didn't like my job any more. In fact, I sort of came to hate it, although I liked my boss and co-workers- but I knew it well and thought I could do it til retirement. Well,now I'm forced to find something else - but it might be for the best. So it's weird - I'm sad and frightened and upset and angry, but there's a part of me (the optimistic part) that thinks maybe it's God's way of planting a boot in my ass to get me out of a rut.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 11:33 PM (P8951)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 11:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2018 11:34 PM (Zxs9d)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 28, 2018 11:23 PM (rnAwa)
When you think about it, Brain Stew is just Kashmir in reverse.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2018 11:34 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 28, 2018 11:20 PM (S/hVx)
I worked afternoons for most of my military career as well as my civilian jobs after retirement. Now that I haven't worked for almost two years, I'm up most every morning between 8:30 and 9 AM. I've been a nightowl my whole life until now.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2018 11:35 PM (IuYIh)
Adolescence is being extended to 30. At least. That's another part of it. Even in my day, when I went to college, that was sort of a dividing line. We didn't want anything to do with high school kids. They were "children".
Now, I think that's completely gone. That 26 yr. old is still a damn teeanger, and she's just carrying on with the actual teenaged boys.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 11:35 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Autoloading 45/70 KaBlamBlamBlam at February 28, 2018 11:35 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 11:36 PM (kgTp0)
angry, but there's a part of me (the optimistic part) that thinks maybe
it's God's way of planting a boot in my ass to get me out of a rut.
Posted by: DonnaV sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 11:33 PM (P8951)
When one door closes, another opens. Sounds like you have the chops you need to seize opportunity when it saunters by. Best of luck to you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:36 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tororu at February 28, 2018 11:36 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 11:36 PM (3/sUh)
And in some cases, girls. Local teacher/coach a couple years ago.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 11:36 PM (pzA2L)
Grandparents listened to Deutschewelle, Belgrade, and Radio Moscow. It was an unusual childhood. But these broadcasts taught me one thing - Commies are lying buffoons who'll kill you first chance they get.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:36 PM (fA1SL)
old teacher was charged for fucking her 14 year old 8th grade student
and bringing him weed. Seriously, look at the pictures, she should be
married to a wealthy millionaire 30 something and have kids. 8.5/10
http://breaking911.com/middle-school-teacher-26- sent-nudes-sex-teen-boy-student-cops-say/
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 11:27 PM (96C7R)
My theory is that part of it is the lack of men in teaching positions. Young women spend their days around teenaged boys, and so they devolve to that level. The other piece is that women have been encouraged to spend their twenties partying and sleeping around. But they don't want to get a reputation among men their own age, who may be eventual marriage material. So instead they find some young boy, because they think that there's no risk of attachment and that he'll keep quiet.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2018 11:32 PM (LrbFI)
They don't mature past the age of 14-16.
There is zero reason a woman that attractive who is 26 should be bringing a 14 year old weed to his house and taking him to go fuck. It makes no sense in nature.
If I was that kids dad, I'd raise hell that she get 15 years to life. Messages must be sent. This is an epidemic and is getting to the point where modern female teachers believe it's their constitutional right to bang their students.
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 11:37 PM (96C7R)
Prayers for you, Donna. Fight discouragement with all you have.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2018 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
Radio Tirana from Albania was a hoot once in a while.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
They thought the Soviets were a bunch of right wingers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 11:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
So are 100's of other songs.
Would you play "American Idiot" in front of a vet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 11:38 PM (KXVP7)
and Radio Moscow. It was an unusual childhood. But these broadcasts
taught me one thing - Commies are lying buffoons who'll kill you first
chance they get.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:36 PM (fA1SL)
I think I might have a QSL card from Radio Moscow kicking around somewhere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:38 PM (Dbv1R)
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 11:33 PM (P8951)
I Like that part! Get some traction and Roll with the changes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:39 PM (Ckg4U)
Thank you and thanks to the other members of the Horde for their prayers and well wishes as well.
And now off to bed. Tomorrow is still a workday...
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 28, 2018 11:39 PM (P8951)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 11:39 PM (xzezz)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 11:39 PM (96C7R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 11:40 PM (KP5rU)
Welp, for dinner tonight I made catfish for myself and visitors, but I think it was a little too salty.
How salty was it, Johnny?!?!
All my dinner guests just died of scurvy. Arrr!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2018 11:40 PM (eMKNe)
Any woman who thinks that a teenaged boy is going to keep quiet about fucking a 26/f hottie is very, very stupid.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2018 11:41 PM (6FqZa)
Boys are easier to raise, girls give um a run for the position. Dont misunderstand that. How about all boys and one girl, what does that girl learn? Boys/Men play rough and remind the female of limitations. Is it fantasy? Spell check wanted to switch Men to the word Mean/Odd No, nope that AI chit.
Neither a Bot nor Passive aggressive, what has a man tried to teach a woman? Try some new music, Im for that Chest Bump, I like catchin crabs on the string toss blue ones back?
I raised a son to be a man and yes another real man not related interjected an error of my way. Thank God, bless Marines and real men. I dont dance, except.
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at February 28, 2018 11:41 PM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 11:39 PM (xzezz)
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XHamster has an excellent selection of videos that feature contemporary maid uniform fashions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 11:42 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 11:43 PM (nBr1j)
Take the vacation. I'd won a round trip airline ticket in a contest and had planned to go to New Orleans, when I was laid off. I didn't do exactly what I wanted but I did have fun. You need a little time to destress before you start the job hunt. And I'd apply for the university job. It's easier to find a new job when you are working.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 28, 2018 11:43 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 11:43 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:43 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2018 11:41 PM (6FqZa)
No shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 11:44 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 11:44 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 11:44 PM (96C7R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 11:42 PM (9SkN+)
A sad commentary on the world-wide shortage of suitable fabric for maids' uniforms, isn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:45 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 11:43 PM (nBr1j)
Evening, Teem. Are you beginning to get turned around to Mountain Standard Time again?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:46 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 11:46 PM (KP5rU)
That's why they have to minimized. Conservation you know. War effort. Or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 11:46 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at February 28, 2018 11:46 PM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:47 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 11:43 PM (nBr1j)
Evening, Teem. Are you beginning to get turned around to Mountain Standard Time again?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:46 PM (Dbv1R)
Slowly. I had a wasted day--I'm blaming it on jet lag.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 11:47 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 11:46 PM (8O3HH)
Well, they could just paint 'em on, I guess. Think of the savings in laundry costs, alone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:48 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 28, 2018 11:48 PM (13PHl)
Unless it's lacrosse you're talking about and then he'll work his ass off!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 28, 2018 11:48 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 11:42 PM (9SkN+)
A sad commentary on the world-wide shortage of suitable fabric for maids' uniforms, isn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:45 PM (Dbv1R)
Not to mention their woeful cleaning standards.
Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 11:48 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at February 28, 2018 11:48 PM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 11:16 PM (WM75E)
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FTFY!
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at February 28, 2018 11:48 PM (liSQu)
@KamVTV 43m
Bernie Sanders campaign to pay fine to FEC regarding contributions from Australians http://washex.am/2F3ix7Y
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 11:49 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 11:48 PM (cAnNx)
You want them to clean, too? Now, that's asking a lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:50 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at February 28, 2018 11:50 PM (7ZiDC)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 11:38 PM (KXVP7)
You forgot your question mark, pussy.
The answer is "YES".
I would not only play "American Idiot" in front of a returning veteran, but I would preface it by calling them "Shit-for-Brains".
You want to know why? Because they are My Friends.
If they saw me as something other than I am? I wouldn't be me. I'm not about to be a "Pretend Civilian" for the sake of a "soft landing" for my buddies.
They have to deal with Day-to-Day shit. I can't understand it, but I can ingratiate them back into the Day-to-Day.
On a Rock-and-Roll Scale? That album rocks house.
It punked your Mom and you're just pissed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tororu at February 28, 2018 11:51 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 11:52 PM (kgTp0)
It may be mr. booze, but I can't figure out what this is implying.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 28, 2018 11:52 PM (13PHl)
You want to know why? Because they are My Friends.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
Bold.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 11:52 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:52 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:52 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 11:53 PM (KP5rU)
"Because they are My Friends."
Are they your friends the way Mike, Jay, and Rich are my friends? Because if so they aren't really you're friends. It's more of a "friend simulator" situation.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 28, 2018 11:53 PM (13PHl)
Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 11:54 PM (cAnNx)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 11:52 PM (KXVP7)
That's how I roll, Amigo.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 28, 2018 11:54 PM (13PHl)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 11:54 PM (nBr1j)
I'd read that maid uniforms are deliberately made skimpy to minimise the pilfering...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tororu at February 28, 2018 11:51 PM (e9G8E)
Or to maximise the flippering.
Posted by: Some dolphin at February 28, 2018 11:54 PM (Dbv1R)
Bad two weeks at my house
Our sweet Nana passed away
and hubby and I had to put our sweet old feller down yesterday
And today has been so uggg
Im praying a lot lately
Sorry to be a bummer
Posted by: lousagirl at February 28, 2018 11:55 PM (PmCoA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2018 11:39 PM (xzezz)
I have it on good authority that I need a serving wench costume.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 28, 2018 11:55 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tororu at February 28, 2018 11:55 PM (e9G8E)
Bad two weeks at my house
Our sweet Nana passed away
and hubby and I had to put our sweet old feller down yesterday
And today has been so uggg
Im praying a lot lately
Sorry to be a bummer
Posted by: lousagirl at February 28, 2018 11:55 PM (PmCoA)
Tears and hugs.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 11:56 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 11:56 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 28, 2018 11:56 PM (13PHl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 11:56 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at February 28, 2018 11:56 PM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 11:56 PM (KP5rU)
-Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 28, 2018 11:53 PM (13PHl)
You're really going to ask me about my friends?
Tuck it in and have yourself a good evening.
Learn how to spell and come at me when you are coming correct.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 11:57 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2018 11:57 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:57 PM (fA1SL)
One good thing
I have been through two interviews for a really cool great paying work at home job
Just one more to go and I got it
Posted by: lousagirl at February 28, 2018 11:57 PM (PmCoA)
Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 11:58 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 11:58 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at February 28, 2018 11:58 PM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 11:59 PM (kgTp0)
I like the way you think. You know, those painted-on design things are real art, now? The internet can help you with that art appreciation.
I'm always trying to improve the Horde's culture here. High minded, I am.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2018 11:59 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2018 11:59 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: lousagirl at February 28, 2018 11:59 PM (PmCoA)
Fine, wake me up when September ends.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:00 AM (13PHl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2018 12:00 AM (KXVP7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 11:56 PM
*******
Heh.
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tororu at March 01, 2018 12:00 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: lousagirl at March 01, 2018 12:00 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 12:00 AM (fA1SL)
Play only fucking Glenn Miller band and close the comments on my next ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 11:56 PM (3/sUh)
Some Big Band swing tunes would be awesome, MisHum! I have not complained about the music selections, you know. Mostly, I don't see them, because, script blocker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:00 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2018 12:00 AM (KXVP7)
I...missed something, didn't I?
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2018 12:00 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: buzzion at March 01, 2018 12:00 AM (cAnNx)
Play only fucking Glenn Miller band and close the comments on my next ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2018 11:56 PM (3/sUh)
What, no Inkspots? Mills Brothers?! Andrews Sisters?!? Patti Page?!?!
(j/k, since there seems to be something in the frickin chem trails this evening.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 12:01 AM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 01, 2018 12:02 AM (9WZ8Z)
I have been through two interviews for a really cool great paying work at home job
Just one more to go and I got it
Posted by: lousagirl at February 28, 2018 11:57 PM (PmCoA)
I hope you get the job, lou! Also, I hope it's a real offer, and not some kind of scam. Be very careful, and don't accept any "job" that asks you to front money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:03 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:00 AM (Dbv1R)
This is one I really enjoy- Les Elgart. Found him by listening to the Lileks podcast:
https://tinyurl.com/y8x7en2y
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 12:03 AM (kgTp0)
He said he had only seen one other dog with them in his 20 years as a vet which is fucking scary, just what is in our air/water
Posted by: lousagirl at March 01, 2018 12:04 AM (PmCoA)
-Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:00 AM (13PHl)
Great song. Crappy video.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 12:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: RM at March 01, 2018 12:04 AM (eP+dt)
God Bless you. I'm sorry pain and suffering has touched you, I have friends who in suffering is the sweet agony memory of Harley dreams but the love and honoring the sweet love and memory of their love one and their memory will reach far beyond.
You inspire me to reach out and embrace their tears. Thank you and again God Bless.
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at March 01, 2018 12:05 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2018 12:05 AM (ayUOl)
Too rejected for the Rejective Left.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2018 12:05 AM (KXVP7)
Make everyone happy.
https://youtu.be/yAxWl72m2fc
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 12:05 AM (fA1SL)
https://tinyurl.com/y8x7en2y
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 12:03 AM (kgTp0)
That's a winner. Ellington tune, IIRC. I remember when Les And Larry Elgart could be heard on the radio regularly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:06 AM (Dbv1R)
And spoiler. He grades fell once the relationship started.
I'm starting to have doubts in the Alpha fucks theory because of shit like this and Brad Pitt getting divorce raped among other reasons. I think it's devolved into:
Degenerate Fucks
Normie Bucks
Posted by: Pound Me Too at March 01, 2018 12:06 AM (96C7R)
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at March 01, 2018 12:08 AM (7ZiDC)
Thanks I really checked them out they are a legit work from home and pay really good money
I am so hoping I get it so hubby and I can pay off bills and get the hell out of Nevada
Posted by: lousagirl at March 01, 2018 12:09 AM (PmCoA)
Unironically, every day we drift further from God's light.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:09 AM (13PHl)
Too rejected for the Rejective Left."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2018 12:05 AM (KXVP7)
I don't. I like music. I will fight you and anyone else who stands upon my lawn.
Come at me, Bro.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 12:09 AM (Ckg4U)
Sorry to be a bummer
Posted by: lousagirl at February 28, 2018 11:55 PM (PmCoA)
{{{lousagirl}}} My heart goes out to you - a shitty time indeed. May God give you peace and solace and something lovely to ease your pain.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2018 12:09 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:10 AM (13PHl)
And spoiler. He grades fell once the relationship started
Posted by: Pound Me Too at March 01, 2018 12:06 AM (96C7R)
But think of how *empowered* she felt!
Posted by: Supersectional fourth wave femisandinista at March 01, 2018 12:10 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at March 01, 2018 12:10 AM (96C7R)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 01, 2018 12:10 AM (O033+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 01, 2018 12:11 AM (3/sUh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW8gOzqcAnE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:11 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:11 AM (13PHl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2018 12:11 AM (KXVP7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 11:38 PM (KXVP7)
I am a vet. I played the song at home, it is on my list of about 70 regulars songs.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2018 12:11 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 01, 2018 12:11 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 12:13 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: lousagirl at March 01, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2018 12:11 AM (KXVP7)
*HAH!* because of course you did.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 12:13 AM (Ckg4U)
when he still could talk, he would tell visitors from time to time that his wife was in the room, and talking to him, and that he wanted to go be with her again. She passed 3 years ago. I hope he sees her again soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2018 12:13 AM (V2Yro)
I prefer Blink in terms of the number of songs I like. Recent political stunt aside, of course.
I'll defy anyone who says Bored to Death or She's Out of Her Mind aren't catchy, though.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:14 AM (13PHl)
Vaginas.
None for knuckle dragging hatemongers!
Posted by: Supersectional fourth wave femisandinista at March 01, 2018 12:14 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2018 12:15 AM (rnAwa)
For me, Green Day occupies the same musical space as Blink 182. Not really my thing.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 01, 2018 12:11 AM (H5knJ)
Same here. Null space. I'm not dissing either band; it's simply that neither one managed to make an impression upon me, for good or ill. Honestly, I could not name a single tune by either band if you put a gun to my head.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:15 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2018 12:11 AM (KXVP7)
T.
M.
I.
Posted by: blaster at March 01, 2018 12:16 AM (jHrzU)
None for knuckle dragging hatemongers!
Posted by: Supersectional fourth wave femisandinista at March 01, 2018 12:14 AM (ayUOl)
Mine is not bedecked by sparklies.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2018 12:16 AM (cu8/f)
Not even All the Small Things? That's about as ubiquitous as All Star.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:17 AM (13PHl)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2018 12:16 AM (cu8/f)
You know the rules.
Posted by: blaster at March 01, 2018 12:17 AM (jHrzU)
You mean you had your hand on your dick browsing Ace? Give this man a medal, someone.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:17 AM (13PHl)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2018 12:16 AM (cu8/f)
good thing. Those are hell on a man's tongue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:17 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2018 12:16 AM (cu8/f)
I can hook you up.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 01, 2018 12:18 AM (ayUOl)
People generically call for thoughts and prayers. We say prayer isn't enough.
Sometimes I wonder if people actually have any faith or belief if they don't truly believe that evil is real and the cause of many horrific things and that prayer is powerful, so much so in fact that it's the only thing that can conquer evil.
We act as though the battle for our souls is an old-timey antiquated thing from Scripture and not an ongoing, eternal battle.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent, Commentor at March 01, 2018 12:18 AM (OjD39)
You could just give me a time out for stirring the shit tonight.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 01, 2018 12:19 AM (IcT7t)
So sorry Our Nana was 91
She lived a good long life and was a lovely person who was part of that greatest generation
God Bless
Posted by: lousagirl at March 01, 2018 12:19 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:17 AM (13PHl)
You know, I probably heard 'em. On the radio, or on a jukebox. But in one ear and out the other. Whatever it was, it didn't make me stop, and say, "Wow! This is good stuff. Who is it?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:19 AM (Dbv1R)
I disregard those who unironically claim thoughts and prayers as bullshit. They're lost and not worth thinking about. People who write off evil as insanity are just brainwashed by the psychiatric establishment. To them, everything is mental illness and conveniently needs to be medicated.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:20 AM (13PHl)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2018 12:16 AM (cu8/f)
---------
Would you be interested if we told you it could look just like a gardenia blossom?
Posted by: The American Board of Gynecological Cosmetic Surgeons at March 01, 2018 12:20 AM (9SkN+)
-Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 01, 2018 12:11 AM (H5knJ)
To each his own. I cannot tell you how many flavors that Neil Young sucks in.
I'm thinking twelve, but that falsetto faggot inspires many amongst The Horde.
I prefer my flavor to be non-cock. You may differ and I will judge you for that. Suck it on your own time, away from the others.
I am tired. I must hug a pillow, which is different from a cock. Many of you savor the cock and I'll not be a party to it.
Enjoy your penis.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 12:21 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 01, 2018 12:21 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2018 12:21 AM (KXVP7)
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at March 01, 2018 12:23 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2018 12:16 AM (cu8/f)
---
you know the rules.
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 12:23 AM (liSQu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 12:23 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:20 AM (13PHl)
----------
*swoon*
Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at March 01, 2018 12:24 AM (9SkN+)
Don't flatter yourself, you weren't first in that department
But if you want to hang out with the banned
It can be arranged
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 01, 2018 12:25 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2018 12:25 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 12:26 AM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 12:21 AM (Ckg4U)
Damn, this poat brought a tear Tom my eye.
Good night!
Posted by: Robert also doesn't like his music tinged with penis at March 01, 2018 12:26 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 12:26 AM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at March 01, 2018 12:26 AM (7ZiDC)
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 12:21 AM (Ckg4U)
Night, Slapweasel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:26 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 12:27 AM (liSQu)
I was a child when I learned that you don't need your eyes to see.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:27 AM (13PHl)
I am did you get my email address I sent you#
Posted by: lousagirl at March 01, 2018 12:27 AM (PmCoA)
But if you want to hang out with the banned
It can be arranged
Not so much that I want to, I just know it'll happen sooner or later.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 01, 2018 12:27 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 12:28 AM (kgTp0)
"Lived long enough to find, moonshine can make a man go blind..." - some damn song in my head now
ANd some of those old radiator condensers back in the day had lead solder that would leach out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 01, 2018 12:28 AM (8O3HH)
Night slap
Posted by: lousagirl at March 01, 2018 12:28 AM (PmCoA)
601 594. In fairness - the mind of Man is limited, finite, our understanding imperfect at best. The divine, as such, is inherently beyond comprehension, which to many makes it incomprehensible, and hence unintelligible and therefore to be rejected. Once rejected, all that remains is whatever lies within our already admittedly limited knowledge and power.
And not all is Kek.
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at March 01, 2018 12:29 AM (7ZiDC)
I have this gut feeling that we are going to see some eye popping shit revealed shortly as regards U1 and the remnants of the Mueller travesty.
So maybe some might wish to clutch the seat belts instead of the pearls.
As I said, if Sessions is inept then I'll stand in the middle of the room and y'all can potshot me til your fingers fall off. But I don't think that'll happen.
Anyhow, remember to hold your head HIGH and PROUD because of who we are--Americans. We are unique in the world --with God's grace and the effort of true Americans we'll remain so.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 01, 2018 12:29 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:29 AM (13PHl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2018 12:29 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 12:27 AM (liSQu)
Well, I appreciate and much enjoy their music. But Grateful Dead fans, well they are a breed apart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:30 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 12:30 AM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 12:30 AM (fA1SL)
There were 5 different female teachers banging students who were quietly dismissed and 0 charges.
In the current year I shudder when I think just how bad the epidemic is. The FBI has it between 100-200 cases for every one that is caught. I believe that's a low ball in the current year.
Posted by: Pound Me Too at March 01, 2018 12:31 AM (96C7R)
He's been making noises about getting my mom settled in somewhere before he dies, and he is ready to go.
Figured I might ought to see him while he is still around to hug....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 01, 2018 12:31 AM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Robert also doesn't like his music tinged with penis at March 01, 2018 12:31 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at March 01, 2018 12:31 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 01, 2018 12:29 AM (S/hVx)
Night, ig. Be well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:31 AM (Dbv1R)
Either you have a vivid imagination or you have the ESPN
I don't recall you every being close to the edge
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 01, 2018 12:31 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: lousagirl at March 01, 2018 12:32 AM (PmCoA)
Figured I might ought to see him while he is still around to hug....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
Sounds fun, fly safe.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2018 12:33 AM (KXVP7)
http://ebay.to/2tbYJhp
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 01, 2018 12:33 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at March 01, 2018 12:31 AM (7ZiDC)
Sounds like you are caught up in the same playlist that followed on from Celery Stalks at Midnight. I'm listening to Artie Shaw's Concerto for Clarinet right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:33 AM (Dbv1R)
Two possible solutions.
1. Sex segregated education. Boys only and girls only schools, each taught by their respective sex.
2. Mandate all the hot, busty female teachers fuck literally every single male student at least once. I mean, everyone shows their damn oats and just gets it out of the way. Make it part of freshman orientation.
Posted by: Robert also doesn't like his music tinged with penis at March 01, 2018 12:35 AM (ayUOl)
My parents would have been 95 this month. They've been gone 14 years.
Go and hug him like there is no tomorrow
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 01, 2018 12:35 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: lousagirl at March 01, 2018 12:35 AM (PmCoA)
I had a crush on a teacher, dumb and innocence, thank the lord he recognized talent in the outer realm not involving him.
Friggin Art. Saves ya and distorts ya i the mood.
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at March 01, 2018 12:36 AM (7ZiDC)
Will probably be back later to bitch at you guys
You know how I am
God Bless and Thanks for the good thoughts and prayers
Posted by: lousagirl at March 01, 2018 12:37 AM (PmCoA)
I agree to some extent.
Oddly though, those that proclaim rationalist viewpoints, that we can only know what can be proven are often the biggest proponents of a different "faiths" of sorts.
The nearest black hole is proclaimed by "scientists" to be 27,000 away. It would take approximately 34,000 years to travel 1 light year. 34,000 x 27,000 = 918,000,000 earth years to reach the theorized black hole.
Obviously 918 million years is beyond the scope of humanity to observe and measure and yet many with call these theories rational scientific thought while dismissing the thought of a divine creator or extra natural dark force.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent, Commentor at March 01, 2018 12:37 AM (OjD39)
How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
(Oink!!!!)
Posted by: pogomip at March 01, 2018 12:38 AM (vyrC/)
living in the house, she busted out of her kennel today. Her all metal
kennel. Probably going to have to buy one of these:
http://ebay.to/2tbYJhp
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 01, 2018 12:33 AM (IcT7t)
Could you not just get some corral panels at Tractor Supply, and link them together in a square in the yard?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:38 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 01, 2018 12:38 AM (3/sUh)
My parents would have been 95 this month. They've been gone 14 years.
Go and hug him like there is no tomorrow
Amen. Amen No better words can be spoken to you both, bless ya.
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at March 01, 2018 12:39 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:40 AM (13PHl)
With a pig pen.
(Oink!!!!)
Posted by: pogomip at March 01, 2018 12:38 AM (vyrC/)
I have a pig pen. Really. It's ballpoint pen with a carved wooden pig attached to the butt end. Wearing a jaunty waistcoat, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:41 AM (Dbv1R)
Well there was the one ONT where someone removed all my comments. Last October, IIRC. So, I tripped somebody's trigger.
But yeah, I do try not to leave a bunch of paint on the guardrails.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 01, 2018 12:41 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2018 12:44 AM (cu8/f)
I'd need to dig a trench and bury them about four feet deep to keep the pup from digging under. Dog's leaving at the end of May, so probably not worth it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 01, 2018 12:44 AM (IcT7t)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CYaZFydbA4
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 01, 2018 12:44 AM (13PHl)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2018 12:44 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:17 AM (Dbv1R)
I'm considerate that way. Besides, nothing can beat natural beauty
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2018 12:46 AM (cu8/f)
Blow them a everlasting kiss from me too. God Bless!
My parents would have been 95 this month. They've been gone 14 years.
Go and hug him like there is no tomorrow
Ah but there is a tomorrow but remember the moment.
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at March 01, 2018 12:47 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2018 12:44 AM (wPiJc)
Does Miss Hum have the ban hammer on hand by chance?
Posted by: Robert likes bad jokes but oh maaaaan... at March 01, 2018 12:47 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Luann Woman No Cry at March 01, 2018 12:49 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Robert likes bad jokes but oh maaaaan... at March 01, 2018 12:50 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: pogomip at March 01, 2018 12:50 AM (vyrC/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 12:52 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 01, 2018 12:53 AM (IcT7t)
If you have to ask you can't afford to do something ban worthy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 01, 2018 12:54 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 12:54 AM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Robert likes bad jokes but oh maaaaan... at March 01, 2018 12:56 AM (ayUOl)
I always rest easier after reading iron grampa's closing benediction.
Just in for a minute. Be entertaining, but concisely.
Posted by: mindful webworker - by gump at March 01, 2018 12:56 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: Robert moves to Mexico. at March 01, 2018 12:58 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Robert moves to Mexico. at March 01, 2018 12:59 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Robert moves to Mexico. at March 01, 2018 12:59 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Robert moves to Mexico. at March 01, 2018 01:00 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: mindful webworker - by gar at March 01, 2018 01:01 AM (NsI03)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7dbQRi1HUw
nothing cooler than real live soul
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 01:01 AM (liSQu)
I've...forgotten how to make the little devil smilie.
Posted by: Weep for Robert at March 01, 2018 01:04 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2018 01:05 AM (wPiJc)
Hmm. I teach at a Catholic university, and I refer to my wife in class. I'm not aware of any of the students objecting to it. Maybe the problem at Dayton isn't the students but the faculty or administration. Then again, I teach at a truly awesome school.
Posted by: Jim S. at March 01, 2018 01:05 AM (ynUnH)
Thank you Mr/Mrs Hum the for reminding of Leon Russels voice, brought back warm past memories.
Posted by: Woman no cry at March 01, 2018 01:05 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 01:05 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2018 01:07 AM (wPiJc)
This whole life span thing is puzzling, I hear of your fater at 94 and declining, then, I went to a 90th birthday party for a personal friend recently, and he has out lived 3 wives and is now playing the field again.
Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2018 01:09 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 01:10 AM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2018 01:11 AM (wPiJc)
I've been pretty calm about Donald's Hi jinx and how he speaks. I've even calmed down a couple people along the way.
Today I just blew when he started handing the Dems there wish list on a platter.
I maybe should've known better and the results won't be in for a while but I don't trust the House and that's the only stop gap from any of this stuff happening.
We don't have that big a margin to play with that some polls and some scared Reps in blue states won't cross and pass this thing. And I'm pretty sure the Senate will roll over.
Now a lot of it might not pass muster with the court but then again maybe it would and how much.
I'm just afraid he's gone a bit too far this time and it's not his tit that will be in the wringer. It's ours.
But I'm not as angry as I was. I'll try to wait until the catastrophe actually happens.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 01, 2018 01:12 AM (yQxbm)
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and the occasional "First" or "666"...
or something almost salacious from The Duchess, of course.
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 01:13 AM (liSQu)
Posted by: An average, ordinary, common, commenter at March 01, 2018 01:14 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Weep for Robert at March 01, 2018 01:04 AM (ayUOl)
Here's a list of all characters that will make smilies here at Mee.nu
http://tinyurl.com/4e8v2wh
Posted by: jakee308 at March 01, 2018 01:14 AM (yQxbm)
humans, dogs, cats, horses etc.
All living things appreciate some positive attention.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 01, 2018 01:16 AM (yQxbm)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2018 01:17 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at March 01, 2018 01:18 AM (96C7R)
Posted by: Weep with joy for Robert at March 01, 2018 01:18 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Weep for Robert
smilies.mee.nu
And the complete, unofficial, unauthorized, still-needs-updating comprehensive technical Ace of Spades Blog Commenters Survival Guide:
http://bit.ly/aoshq-csg
Posted by: mindful webworker - by gosh at March 01, 2018 01:18 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2018 01:20 AM (wPiJc)
Nothing more inspiring then a Misty Morining with a floral clear umbrella on a busy light rainy city street. Simple life can still be achieved.
Posted by: Woman no cry at March 01, 2018 01:20 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2018 01:20 AM (cu8/f)
Two possible solutions.
1. Sex segregated education. Boys only and girls only schools, each taught by their respective sex.
2. Mandate all the hot, busty female teachers fuck literally every single male student at least once. I mean, everyone shows their damn oats and just gets it out of the way. Make it part of freshman orientation.
Posted by: Robert also doesn't like his music tinged with penis at March 01, 2018 12:35 AM (ayUOl)
1.
Posted by: Pound Me Too at March 01, 2018 01:21 AM (96C7R)
Posted by: :) at March 01, 2018 01:21 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 01, 2018 01:16 AM (yQxbm)
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until you get used to not seeing any.
if all you ever get is the stick, it starts looking like a carrot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgw5j9h8528
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 01:25 AM (liSQu)
All of you wrote just great comments. Keep it up.
Except that one...
Posted by: mindful webworker - is it I? at March 01, 2018 01:26 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 01, 2018 01:27 AM (IcT7t)
Wow, that is really easy. You know why? Because most music written after about 1990 absolutely stinks. Bereft of any kind of actual musical content.
And music today? You become more and more stupid the more you listen to it. It is complete diatonic pablum. Oatmeal, only worse. The Grammy's? Oh please. Song of the year had 8 writers (8!) and it still absolutely stunk on ice.
Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2018 01:27 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 01:29 AM (kgTp0)
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 01:31 AM (liSQu)
Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2018 01:37 AM (w7KSn)
Nope.
My daughter's 3rd grade teacher did once comment to her "Doesn't your Dad scare you?" (I'm kind of a big guy with long hair and a bushy beard).
My daughter laughed at her and said "No, he's my dad. That's a weird question."
She still talks about that question like it pissed her off even four years later. She brought it up the other day and said the teacher was a "snowflake" and didn't like me because I wasn't a "pretty boy".
Posted by: Malcolm Tent, Commentor at March 01, 2018 01:43 AM (OjD39)
Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2018 01:37 AM (w7KSn)
Bite me.
Posted by: Friedrich Gauss at March 01, 2018 01:44 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2018 01:37 AM (w7KSn)
I'm pretty much of the opinion that Idiocracy was not a work of fiction, but a work of prophecy. Stupid people are outbreeding smart people at an alarming rate, aided and abetted by government programs that pay them to, and we're going to be swamped by a tsunami of stupid over the next few generations.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 01, 2018 01:45 AM (J+mig)
And thus a new generation of Morons is ... generated
Posted by: Friedrich Gauss at March 01, 2018 01:45 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2018 01:46 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at March 01, 2018 01:18 AM (96C7R)
What can I Say?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 01, 2018 01:48 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2018 01:48 AM (w7KSn)
Imagine was such a quiet, soothing piece of music. At that time, there was some pretty loud, jangly music along with a bunch of crap aimed at bubblegummers. I think that's right about the time I gave up on popular music and went full time into collecting movie soundtracks.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 01, 2018 01:54 AM (012yj)
Posted by: Friedrich Gauss at March 01, 2018 01:45 AM
Yes indeed.
She has been forced to listen to family discussions on politics since she was small, and dominates the dinner table every time the family all gets together. Raised shooting guns and archery.
Mostly though, we are tight because it's just the two of us at my house. We have an agreement that if I'm wrong, she can call me out on it and if she's wrong I'm definitely gonna call her out on it.
But she also knows if she is right and catches grief, I'm gonna back her up 100% and that I'd run through walls for her. Likewise, she doesn't like anyone messing with Pops.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent, Commentor at March 01, 2018 02:03 AM (OjD39)
Imagine was such a quiet, soothing piece of music. At that time, there was some pretty loud, jangly music along with a bunch of crap aimed at bubblegummers. I think that's right about the time I gave up on popular music and went full time into collecting movie soundtracks.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 01, 2018 01:54 AM
We're on the same page. Sometimes it takes not hearing it for a long time to really appreciate what a simple, but beautifully crafted tune it is. It's been overplayed, but I give credit where it's due.
Posted by: otho at March 01, 2018 02:09 AM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Island Girl at March 01, 2018 02:10 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 02:24 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: :) at March 01, 2018 02:33 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: :) at March 01, 2018 02:35 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: :) at March 01, 2018 02:37 AM (Fikbq)
It sucks that when I asked anyone to call me earlier... nobody did.
I'm going to die alone.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 02:44 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 02:44 AM (Ckg4U)
No one dies alone. The journey to the other side is complicated yet simple at the same time. All those that were important to you and have made the journey will be there with you.
You will see the Light and know who the Light is.
Even if you are alone on this Earth, you will not be alone when it's time.
You could ask me how I know this but I am unable to even provide the answer to myself.
Posted by: :) at March 01, 2018 03:04 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2018 03:07 AM (KXVP7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2018 03:09 AM (KXVP7)
Simplicity in the pic. Bless your family.
I have both sexes, yes boys are different. God Bless um and those girls are different too, and yep, God Bless um too. Its plain too see you both Embrace them.
Late night the shrimp finally thawed and the spices were amazing so simple and a sweet wisp of a blessing.
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 03:11 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Playdough at March 01, 2018 03:13 AM (2835Q)
I wonder if anybody's still awake that knows what type of bike the Ace Café babe is on.
I say a BSA, possibly. Not too old since the shifter is on the LH side, not the RH side, can't remember when they standardized that here, sometime in the '70's IIRC.
Anywho, hope everybody's doing well. Prayers for those in need of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 01, 2018 03:17 AM (tRaq7)
714 *unstatic*
It sucks that when I asked anyone to call me earlier... nobody did.
I'm going to die alone.
Umm dontcha have a mate or two? I have a companion a dog who I have to remind and teach not to get too tightly wrapped in the blanket when playin cute, after all I want him to survive my passing for more extended love.
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 03:19 AM (7ZiDC)
It's all that blurb says and much more. I heartily recommend it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 01, 2018 03:21 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 03:25 AM (7ZiDC)
And on that note, it's Bedtime for Bonzo.
Y'all have fun and try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 01, 2018 03:36 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 03:53 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 03:57 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2018 04:01 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 04:02 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 04:16 AM (7ZiDC)
It is a godless, hedonist, communist anthem with the threat of annihilation if you do not agree with them.
After all, if you don't 'join them', the world will not 'live as one'.
And it will be YOUR fault.
Until they put you up against a wall.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 01, 2018 04:16 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2018 04:18 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2018 04:27 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Tomcat at March 01, 2018 04:29 AM (QmSNg)
Posted by: Sleepy Pikachu at March 01, 2018 04:41 AM (ywzxX)
It is a godless, hedonist, communist anthem with the threat of annihilation if you do not agree with them.
After all, if you don't 'join them', the world will not 'live as one'.
And it will be YOUR fault.
Until they put you up against a wall.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 01, 2018 04:16 AM (8iiMU)
_________
It's bad music and worse philosophy
Posted by: Sleepy Pikachu at March 01, 2018 04:43 AM (ywzxX)
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2018 04:47 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: JT at March 01, 2018 04:49 AM (+ygp/)
Have a great day, and don't take crap from Leftists.
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2018 04:50 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Caffeinated Pikachu at March 01, 2018 04:51 AM (ywzxX)
No your not seeing romantic.. your seein your downfall. Signs are often the stolen meaning. Pilfered in greed and power. What was meant as Grace/Innocence was pilfered for greed and evil power of control. (A simple Gun Free Zone SIGN) Chicago (Chi-Town) turned to deception. GUN with SLASH. Was never meant to remove your Gun Rights!
Have you ever inquired how that simple sticker began? Since the Mainstream Media likes to preview it as a damn warning of fact. Error!
(Whom is the originator and the Muse of the widely advertised logo?) Sunlight and small strides make great strides to knowledge, does anyone really care???
Chi-Town weaves in a wacky way.
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 05:18 AM (7ZiDC)
Last night Chris Pratt offered prayers for Kevin Smith, to help overcome his heart attack. He was immediately attacked and cursed by the Twitter demons for that kind gesture.
How much more proof do you need?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2018 05:21 AM (JJNkd)
No your not seeing romantic.. your seein your downfall. Signs are often the stolen meaning. Pilfered in greed and power. What was meant as Grace/Innocence was pilfered for greed and evil power of control. (A simple Gun Free Zone SIGN) Chicago (Chi-Town) turned to deception. GUN with SLASH. Was never meant to remove your Gun Rights!
Have you ever inquired how that simple sticker began? Since the Mainstream Media likes to preview it as a damn warning of fact. Error!
(Whom is the originator and the Muse of the widely advertised logo?) Sunlight and small strides make great strides to knowledge, does anyone really care???
Chi-Town weaves in a wacky way.
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 05:18 AM (7ZiDC)
____________
Wut? Da? Fuq?
Posted by: Caffeinated Pikachu at March 01, 2018 05:24 AM (ywzxX)
Welcome to the early morning show on the ONT.
All are welcome and they usually do. Sit back and enjoy.
Posted by: :) at March 01, 2018 05:26 AM (Fikbq)
Last night Chris Pratt offered prayers for Kevin Smith, to help overcome his heart attack. He was immediately attacked and cursed by the Twitter demons for that kind gesture.
How much more proof do you need?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2018 05:21 AM (JJNkd)
__________
So is Chris Pratt like the next Vince Vaughn? Is is secretly ourguy?
Posted by: Caffeinated Pikachu at March 01, 2018 05:28 AM (ywzxX)
Nope.
My daughter's 3rd grade teacher did once comment to her "Doesn't your Dad scare you?" (I'm kind of a big guy with long hair and a bushy beard).
My daughter laughed at her and said "No, he's my dad. That's a weird question."
She still talks about that question like it pissed her off even four years later. She brought it up the other day and said the teacher was a "snowflake" and didn't like me because I wasn't a "pretty boy".
Posted by: Malcolm Tent,
She wanted you ...
Posted by: Jean at March 01, 2018 05:28 AM (yM/Yl)
Welcome to the early morning show on the ONT.
All are welcome and they usually do. Sit back and enjoy.
Posted by:
at March 01, 2018 05:26 AM (Fikbq)
________
I just want to know what the sticker was. Do you know?
Posted by: Caffeinated Pikachu at March 01, 2018 05:29 AM (ywzxX)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 01, 2018 05:31 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Caffeinated Pikachu at March 01, 2018 05:29 AM (ywzxX)
Nope. Don't know where it came from or who thought it up. Maybe Luann would be kind enough to inform us?
Posted by: :) at March 01, 2018 05:34 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Secret Square at March 01, 2018 05:35 AM (9WuX0)
The progs don't want us to be able to defend ourselves and they know full well that the police have no obligation to do so either. Police agency only serves to protect revenue streams.
I don't see us politicking our way out of this mess.
Posted by: :) at March 01, 2018 05:39 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 01, 2018 05:31 AM (BtQd4)
___________
The sheriff is a political animal. That is his nature, Clarice. So, hypothetically of course , what -politically -was the best outcome for him once the shooting began?
Posted by: Caffeinated Pikachu at March 01, 2018 05:40 AM (ywzxX)
I know your not new here .So your WTF, why, whom wat? Your an out of towner? Now you may have me confused bein a city slicker an all wit country ways.
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 05:40 AM (7ZiDC)
A few people you do NOT have to do business with.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 01, 2018 05:45 AM (BtQd4)
I know your not new here .So your WTF, why, whom wat? Your an out of towner? Now you may have me confused bein a city slicker an all wit country ways.
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 05:40 AM (7ZiDC)
______
I just want to know what the sticker looks like. Srs. Link?
Posted by: Caffeinated Pikachu at March 01, 2018 05:56 AM (q7Q/y)
Why would people pay thousands of dollars, train for months, travel to Asia, risk falling or freezing to death to climb to the top of the world's highest mountain just to take a dump? Don't they have bathrooms in their house? That's just stupid, sir.
Posted by: LIV missing the point of a news story at March 01, 2018 05:58 AM (UW4Uc)
A few people you do NOT have to do business with.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 01, 2018 05:45 AM (BtQd4)
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Is there a compiled list somewhere. Gonna miss Enterprise, but not really.
Posted by: Working Pikachu at March 01, 2018 06:00 AM (q7Q/y)
Posted by: doomed at March 01, 2018 06:02 AM (UW4Uc)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I know, I thought go-go-go was the policy
Posted by: Jean at March 01, 2018 06:04 AM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 01, 2018 06:05 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Jean at March 01, 2018 06:07 AM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Jean at March 01, 2018 06:08 AM (yM/Yl)
I pulled the short straw and I've been the guest host on the station's morning show all week. Time to drive to the studio and wake people up with a bunch of old songs they still like.
Except "Imagine". That's just a piece of dreck.
Have a great day, 'rons and 'ettes!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 01, 2018 06:11 AM (xlCXC)
https://tinyurl.com/yagvat4j
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 01, 2018 06:05 AM (BtQd4)
_______
Thank you!
Posted by: Working Pikachu at March 01, 2018 06:14 AM (q7Q/y)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2018 06:25 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: jsg at March 01, 2018 06:25 AM (x+44p)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 06:26 AM (hyuyC)
LOL
Very Kennedyesqe of him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2018 06:27 AM (5y11N)
///////Second Ammendament Right supporters have joked upon it. Knowing the Media distortion. The Sticker was never intended to be utilized as an affirmation to disallow a citizens rights to their Guns in Schools, etc. under the 2nd amendment.
The friggin sticker was... oh chit a college design close to 20 + years ago. It was an innocent design with compassion that was later abused and used.
It was never desired to be used in an 2nd Ammendment denial. Gun Free Zone was a only a cry out expression.
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 06:28 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2018 06:30 AM (8+Ozj)
Good Morning.
You have to wonder what the GRU is thinking to have Putin make that statement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 06:30 AM (hyuyC)
New nics?
Posted by: Little-Giant Do-It-Yourself Rocket Sled Kit at March 01, 2018 06:30 AM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 06:31 AM (hyuyC)
https://tinyurl.com/ycbrbnap
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2018 06:33 AM (8+Ozj)
Also, if we are a target of the reactionary Left, that says good things about the Blogs effectiveness as a Constitutional virtue signaler.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 06:30 AM (hyuyC)
Gotta wonder what they're afraid of.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 01, 2018 06:34 AM (YYYb4)
https://tinyurl.com/ya8cwfzo
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2018 06:35 AM (8+Ozj)
I am glad to hear that. Thanks for letting me know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2018 06:36 AM (8+Ozj)
For Russia, the Ukraine and Syria are the new tar babies. A rational person would say the rewards do not outweigh the sanctions and the pain these cause.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 06:36 AM (hyuyC)
While "Imagine" is getting tossed into the dreck pile, take another second and toss in "Signs" with it, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 01, 2018 06:37 AM (pNxlR)
///////Second Ammendament Right supporters have joked upon it. Knowing the Media distortion. The Sticker was never intended to be utilized as an affirmation to disallow a citizens rights to their Guns in Schools, etc. under the 2nd amendment.
The friggin sticker was... oh chit a college design close to 20 + years ago. It was an innocent design with compassion that was later abused and used.
It was never desired to be used in an 2nd Ammendment denial. Gun Free Zone was a only a cry out expression.
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 06:28 AM (7ZiDC)
______
Got ya.
You wrote this nice big post about the sticker and it's origins. It was well written, but there was no payoff of the sticker itself.
Thank you!
Posted by: Working Pikachu at March 01, 2018 06:38 AM (q7Q/y)
Posted by: Playdough at March 01, 2018 06:40 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2018 06:40 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 06:36 AM (hyuyC)
Concur. However, I could see Ukrainian separatists, allied with ISIS/Hezbollah/Iran getting a dirty bomb and deploying it, but a nuke? I wonder if he's referring to Lil Phat?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 01, 2018 06:43 AM (YYYb4)
Posted by: Jean at March 01, 2018 06:04 AM (yM/Yl)
Yep there a pics of the sheriffs manual saying go go go until dead or surrendered or guns captured
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 01, 2018 06:43 AM (BtQd4)
Lennon thought this state of affairs could be attained on earth purely by human effort if only people tried hard enough and thought good thoughts, when it really can't exist outside of the kingdom of God either in heaven or in the "new earth" described in Revelation after the Second Coming.
Posted by: Secret Square
How much was was Lennon worth when he died? Did he give up any copyrights to his work? "Lord, make me virtuous, but not yet."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 06:44 AM (zCtFe)
I hope some student's parents or a group of them sue the pants off the BSO, the Broward Coward Posse, the school, and the FBI. If anything, just for the purposes of discovery.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 01, 2018 06:48 AM (YYYb4)
Do the allies have to have signed contracts, or is it a kind of "'zup" nod?
The nuke attack? First strike or retaliatory?
Questions. Questions.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2018 06:55 AM (Yu4ah)
How much was was Lennon worth when he died? Did he give up any copyrights to his work? "Lord, make me virtuous, but not yet."
The reason Lennon was living in New York was to avoid British tax rates.
Posted by: Little Pablo at March 01, 2018 06:55 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Downcast at March 01, 2018 06:56 AM (v2Njf)
Your WTF ANSWER: It is a twisted motto/design from a college student nearly 20+ years ago.
Why hasn't the design student stepped forward? She gave up her rights. Yes, its important because this is how ideas are distorted by the usurpers. It was a sticker no more no less. Reasons.
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 06:57 AM (7ZiDC)
I specially like how she yelled at the EMTs to get back there when they were ready to give up
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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2018 07:08 AM (EyPfd)
///////Second Ammendament Right supporters have joked upon it. Knowing the Media distortion. The Sticker was never intended to be utilized as an affirmation to disallow a citizens rights to their Guns in Schools, etc. under the 2nd amendment.
The friggin sticker was... oh chit a college design close to 20 + years ago. It was an innocent design with compassion that was later abused and used.
It was never desired to be used in an 2nd Ammendment denial. Gun Free Zone was a only a cry out expression.
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 06:28 AM (7ZiDC)
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Got ya.
You wrote this nice big post about the sticker and it's origins. It was well written, but there was no payoff of the sticker itself.
Thank you!
Oh really... big Post Sticker with No Pay Off, WTH, lol. That is the problem, no... a pay off for friggin wha?.Some People unfortunately never dwell deeper then scimming the surface. I know what its like facing a double face. Should a book cover deceive, payoff, what were you anticipating maybe the Sunday gambling low rent parlors? Thanks for your critique of my penship soft landing abilities though.
Froo froo floof lovie. Smoochhhh
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 07:13 AM (7ZiDC)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2018 07:18 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2018 07:19 AM (EyPfd)
Might even leave early this afternoon.
Ready to have some fun with my Grumpy Old Man!
Posted by: ALH at March 01, 2018 07:19 AM (rkGhg)
Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at March 01, 2018 07:18 AM (veLCF)
Yup. Big dissapointment to me also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2018 07:19 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: The Margins at March 01, 2018 07:19 AM (DMUuz)
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Posted by: Hillary, soboring up at March 01, 2018 07:21 AM (ylUqT)
If #CNN were a newspaper, it would be on a drugstore rack screaming headlines about Bigfoot
Last week I put sign up at the entrance to a local bagel shop which has CNN blaring headlines all the time./ The sign said "CNN-Pravda-American Style"
I may write out Woods Tweet and put it there today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2018 07:23 AM (8+Ozj)
To beat North Korea, all we need do is to set up BBQ pits all along the border and throw out some freshly grilled medium rare steaks right in sight of the NORK troops. Throw in a couple of pig roasts, just for emphasis. Maybe even set up some fans and blow a little aroma their way.
Could starving men stand it for even ten minutes? They'll break en masse for the food, and run right across their own mine fields in the process. War over.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, armchair coffee expert at March 01, 2018 07:27 AM (ylUqT)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 01, 2018 07:29 AM (e11dj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
The Lutheran Norks would bring "jello" salads made with dirt and grass
Posted by: Bruce at March 01, 2018 07:30 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Luann at March 01, 2018 07:30 AM (7ZiDC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 01, 2018 07:30 AM (oVJmc)
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Posted by: Mr. Peebles
I hope he brought the brandy this time.
...Dunbar...
Posted by: Bruce at March 01, 2018 07:31 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, armchair coffee expert at March 01, 2018 07:33 AM (ylUqT)
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-Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2018 03:09 AM (KXVP7)
Most unselfish? I volunteer weekly at a service that I won't get into because I don't feel the need to broadcast it.
Other than that, it is known that I am "out there" to talk our fellow Morons off the ledge.
I'm a good listener.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 01:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Gus Kenworthy can fuck right off. Any good work he may or may not have done regarding dogs and animals went right out the window with his other left-wing shit.
Celebrating his boyfriend kiss? Crapping on Ivanka Trump? Finishing 12th in his event?
Eff. Off.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 01, 2018 02:01 PM (jWe5r)
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