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Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 09:26 AM (hLRSq) Posted by: Barack Obama at February 20, 2018 09:26 AM (0/B0s) 3
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Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 09:26 AM (hLRSq) 4
nice dog
Posted by: grump928(c) at February 20, 2018 09:26 AM (QQ+il) 5
Gothilda Furstenberg seems like a strange name for a hound dog.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2018 09:26 AM (wPiJc) 6
Nice doggie.
Posted by: dantesed at February 20, 2018 09:26 AM (88xKn) 7
Oh... the extra part is on the dog. Good doggeh.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at February 20, 2018 09:27 AM (0/B0s) 8
(darn it)
Anyway, interesting portrait. The old lady in the family homestead, the family shield and spears on the wall behind her. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 09:27 AM (hLRSq) 9
Oh that's pretty. It looks better when embiggened, the home page size makes her face look a little out of focus but it isn't.
I bet she was a hottie in her day. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 09:27 AM (fuK7c) 10
The dog may be natural.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 20, 2018 09:27 AM (AM1GF) 11
Carl Larsson often painted the people in his village or people in his family. She seems stern, but it looks like her dog loves her.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:28 AM (fD4nI) 12
The more news that surfaces about Parkland, the more it sounds like the families of the dead have a real damage case against the school district.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2018 09:29 AM (5OEn4) 13
I'm thinking that dog wants a piece of Carl's ass.
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2018 09:29 AM (2Mnv1) 14
"Make it a nice portrait young man, for I may be old, but I can still put a harpoon through a walrus at fifty paces."
"Harpoon...one nice portrait coming up, ma'am." Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 09:29 AM (hLRSq) 15
We have some "-----hilda's" in our family. Some Bertalina's too. And an occasional Ivar. Furstenberg sounds more German actually.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:30 AM (fD4nI) 16
My sense is that Furstenbergs probably had servants.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2018 09:30 AM (c/EDo) 17
It's got a puppeh. Good enough for me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:30 AM (NWiLs) 18
The more news that surfaces about Parkland, the more it sounds like the families of the dead have a real damage case against the school district.
Anyone want to bet whether the shredders are working overtime or not? Posted by: grump928(c) at February 20, 2018 09:31 AM (QQ+il) 19
I'll bet she has a switch....for the grandkids.
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2018 09:31 AM (0+nbW) 20
Nice contrast between floor and dress. She doesn't look too happy.
Posted by: kallisto at February 20, 2018 09:31 AM (tLRcG) 21
Is that what goth chicks look like when they get old?
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2018 09:32 AM (xjiRE) 22
That paneled wall with the chairs against it shows up in a couple of other of his paintings too. Maybe he did his paintings at his own home instead of going to theirs.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:32 AM (fD4nI) 23
What a shame the dog isn't a Corgi. It could have summoned the rest of us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2018 09:32 AM (ptqGC) 24
That poochie looks a little sad. She didn't give him a piece of her banana at breakfast.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 20, 2018 09:32 AM (2NqXo) 25
Nice contrast between floor and dress. She doesn't look too happy.
Posted by: kallisto at February 20, 2018 09:31 AM (tLRcG) ================ Ran out of rutabaga. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:34 AM (fD4nI) 26
That woman looks like she is descended from Vikings. Today's Swedish folk? Not so much.
Posted by: huerfano at February 20, 2018 09:34 AM (EtMVh) 27
Doggie's all, "Why'd they drag this chair and table out to the middle of the room today? And who's this weirdo staring at us? Eh, whatevs. Naptime. [doggiesnore]"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2018 09:35 AM (jnLXM) 28
25 Nice contrast between floor and dress. She doesn't look too happy.
Posted by: kallisto at February 20, 2018 09:31 AM (tLRcG) ================ Ran out of rutabaga. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:34 AM (fD4nI) Really? Aw, gee whillikers darn, what a shame. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:35 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2018 09:35 AM (hyuyC) 30
Very nice portrait, except for the lack of ivy.
Umm, it's as though he didn't finish painting the dog's tail. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2018 09:35 AM (Zdm89) 31
23. I wasn't on the other thread, so immunity.
Posted by: kallisto at February 20, 2018 09:35 AM (tLRcG) 32
Puppy>trees = art.
Posted by: Archer at February 20, 2018 09:35 AM (gbWkA) 33
CBD - if you ever choose to make me deliriously happy one fine day, you could post Larsson's "Outside Sommer Winds Are Blowing."
May Day would be appropriate. Then stand back and watch me twirl. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:36 AM (fD4nI) 34
Gothilda? So shes African amaerican then?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 20, 2018 09:37 AM (70cRb) Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 20, 2018 09:37 AM (TUkHv) 36
Painting was done in what, 1891?
I imagine she's been sitting there since 1834 waiting for Gustav to pick her up and take her to the junior prom. He never showed...the bastidge! Still, she clings to a faint shred of hope, one ear tilted to catch the sound of the doorbell; because really, what is the alternative? Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2018 09:37 AM (wPiJc) 37
I thought it would be president's week.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 20, 2018 09:37 AM (72PAC) 38
Really? Aw, gee whillikers darn, what a shame.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:35 AM (NWiLs) ================== It's either that or beets. Root vegetables are where it's at when you live in the frozen tundra. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:37 AM (fD4nI) 39
I learned something new.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2018 09:35 AM (hyuyC) Glad to hear it! Take a look at some of his other stuff. He has almost a Norman Rockwell feel.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2018 09:37 AM (wYseH) 40
The Diseased Streets of San Francisco In Color Not starring Karl Malden and Michael Douglas https://tinyurl.com/ya8tgq4q Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2018 09:38 AM (IqV8l) 41
I imagine she's been sitting there since 1834 waiting for Gustav to pick her up and take her to the junior prom. He never showed...the bastidge!
Still, she clings to a faint shred of hope, one ear tilted to catch the sound of the doorbell; because really, what is the alternative? Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2018 09:37 AM (wPiJc) Peanut butter. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:38 AM (NWiLs) 42
She is really 150 years old. You look like that because you eat lutefisk all your life.
Posted by: Archer at February 20, 2018 09:38 AM (gbWkA) 43
Apparently not a cat lady.
Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2018 09:39 AM (djCea) 44
That woman looks like she is descended from Vikings. Today's Swedish folk? Not so much. Posted by: huerfano at February 20, 2018 09:34 AM (EtMVh) ===================== Apparently you have never seen Rev's headwear. Make an impact when he preaches about Hell. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:39 AM (fD4nI) 45
I would guess by the angle of the ambient light in the room, her body language and the color of her dress that she was painted in mid- to late mourning.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2018 09:39 AM (wPiJc) 46
It's either that or beets. Root vegetables are where it's at when you live in the frozen tundra.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:37 AM (fD4nI) Glad I don't live in the tundra. Rutabagas and beets are gross. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:39 AM (NWiLs) 47
I think that might be a Blue Delft vase.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:40 AM (fD4nI) 48
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That woman looks like she is descended from Vikings. Today's Swedish folk? Not so much. Posted by: huerfano at February 20, 2018 09:34 AM (EtMVh) ===================== Apparently you have never seen Rev's headwear. Make an impact when he preaches about Hell. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:39 AM (fD4nI) Plastic Viking helmet with fake blond braids? Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:40 AM (NWiLs) 49
Still, she clings to a faint shred of hope, one ear tilted to catch the sound of the doorbell; because really, what is the alternative?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2018 09:37 AM (wPiJc) Sharpen the family battleaxe and go out and do what great-great-great-great grandma Sigrun Steel-Smile did and *lower* the bastidge by about a foot. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 09:40 AM (hLRSq) 50
because really, what is the alternative?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2018 09:37 AM (wPiJc) Ever read Faulkner's, "A Rose For Emily?" Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2018 09:40 AM (wYseH) 51
Beets are great with salt pepper butter and vinegar.
Posted by: Archer at February 20, 2018 09:41 AM (gbWkA) 52
Sharpen the family battleaxe and go out and do what great-great-great-great grandma Sigrun Steel-Smile did and *lower* the bastidge by about a foot.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 09:40 AM (hLRSq) I think she IS the family battleaxe. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:41 AM (NWiLs) 53
Rutabagas and beets are gross.
====================== You Floridians, with all your assorted produce and stuff. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:41 AM (fD4nI) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 20, 2018 09:41 AM (70cRb) 55
Peanut butter.
Posted by: Insomniac ****** Great. I should have known I could count on you to take one of my most sentimental, bittersweet comments ever and twist it into something tawdry. Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2018 09:41 AM (wPiJc) 56
Plastic Viking helmet with fake blond braids?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:40 AM (NWiLs) ====================== Yep. We haz them. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:41 AM (fD4nI) Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 09:42 AM (7LY+6) 58
Almost Obama hands. But at least no sixth finger.
Posted by: geoffb at February 20, 2018 09:42 AM (zOpu5) 59
Great. I should have known I could count on you to take one of my most sentimental, bittersweet comments ever and twist it into something tawdry.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2018 09:41 AM (wPiJc) Never ask questions to which you do not wish to hear the answers. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:42 AM (NWiLs) 60
Take a look at some of his other stuff. He has almost a Norman Rockwell feel....
He does, except being a Swede he also drew naked girls, which is an improvement. There's one where he's painting the naked girl outdoors and his wife is in the background keeping an eye on him. Andrew Wyeth never let that happen. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 09:42 AM (fuK7c) 61
The porcelain vase from the Ming Dynasty stands out.
Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 09:42 AM (g4lFK) 62
My late mother-in-law's name was May-Britt. I always thought that was pretty.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:42 AM (fD4nI) 63
62 My late mother-in-law's name was May-Britt. I always thought that was pretty.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:42 AM (fD4nI) There was also the more determined Can-Britt. Shall-Britt was a bit of a Martinet. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:43 AM (NWiLs) 64
I mentioned on the thread below that my old Tea Party friend I ran into at the Bolton dinner last night was a staffer on Trump's campaign here and can't say enough great things about him. She did get to spend time with him in small meetings. Said he's gracious, good-natured, and extremely smart.
Oddly enough, she doesn't trust Mike Pence. At. All. She believes he'll stab PDT in the back. Interesting conversation. Anyhow, I'll be hiding from her, since she's determined to get me to work on our gubernatorial campaign. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2018 09:44 AM (ptqGC) 65
Glad I don't live in the tundra. Rutabagas and beets are gross.
Nuh uh. And add parsnips and turnips. Dad was from New Hampshire, so all of our winters were filled with root vegetables. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 09:44 AM (fuK7c) 66
Shall-Britt was a bit of a Martinet.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:43 AM (NWiLs) ================== I am pounding on you, long distance. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:44 AM (fD4nI) 67
Still, she clings to a faint shred of hope, one ear
tilted to catch the sound of the doorbell; because really, what is the alternative? Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2018 09:37 AM (wPiJc) Peanut butter. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:38 AM Dude, leave me out of this. Posted by: Gothilda's doggeh at February 20, 2018 09:45 AM (p+Wdc) 68
"First in burg" of what?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 09:45 AM (YaNEL) 69
Ever read Faulkner's, "A Rose For Emily?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2018 09:40 AM Oddly enough, had to read it in school. Always liked that one. Then again, I'm a Moron, so.... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2018 09:46 AM (p+Wdc) 70
I would guess by the angle of the ambient light in the room, her body language and the color of her dress that she was painted in mid- to late mourning.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2018 09:39 AM (wPiJc) ISWYDT Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2018 09:46 AM (0+nbW) 71
Rising late after the Monday holiday weekend -- which was called Washington's Birthday in the original Monday holiday bill way back around 1970 -- I was reminded of the following quip I read in Reader's Digest at that time:
"The new bill for Monday holidays gains strength. We would rather have them on Friday, because a week that begins on Tuesday is pretty well shot anyway." Posted by: DynamiteDan at February 20, 2018 09:47 AM (MqzWH) 72
"The new bill for Monday holidays gains strength.
We would rather have them on Friday, because a week that begins on Tuesday is pretty well shot anyway." Posted by: DynamiteDan at February 20, 2018 09:47 AM (MqzWH) Makes sense to me. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2018 09:48 AM (ptqGC) 73
She looks like Barbara Bush after Pappy admitted to fondling girls whenever he could get his hands on them.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 20, 2018 09:48 AM (r9UYA) 74
66 Shall-Britt was a bit of a Martinet.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:43 AM (NWiLs) ================== I am pounding on you, long distance. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:44 AM (fD4nI) I know you do it out of love, so it's OK. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:49 AM (NWiLs) 75
Hah, I guessed correctly, he's left-handed.
There's something just off about the vase, and the column in the back is slanty. I have an old girlfriend who's a trained artist and she looks at my stuff and says "I can tell you're left-handed". Which is not meant as a compliment. In his self-portrait in a mirror he's painting left-handed. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 09:49 AM (fuK7c) 76
Mueller stars in the remake of Psycho.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 09:50 AM (/qEW2) 77
Beets, rutabagas, parsnips, turnips...all fit only for livestock.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:50 AM (NWiLs) 78
I briefly caught a bit of Morning Joke this a.m. They were laffing and laffing because PDT tweeted something nice about Fox and Friends.
I'm old enough to remember Mika getting her talking points Live On Air from ValJar, for eight long years. I remember feeling absolutely incredulous that Mika didn't even try to hide it. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2018 09:50 AM (ptqGC) 79
Look on the bright side, at least Gothilda is not wondering why she isn't 50 points ahead. Unless she plays cribbage, then that could get nasty.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 09:50 AM (YaNEL) 80
Related to Vince Vaughn Furstenberg?
Posted by: ro-man at February 20, 2018 09:51 AM (RuIsu) 81
I know you do it out of love, so it's OK.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:49 AM (NWiLs) =============== Huh. That's what I WANT you to think. I'm spinning a web. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:51 AM (fD4nI) 82
Icebacks all the way down.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 09:52 AM (qeTOT) 83
14 "Make it a nice portrait young man, for I may be old, but I can still put a harpoon through a walrus at fifty paces."
Really? You know, I have a cousin who is a bit portly...no, never mind. Although it would liven up the police report for the month. Posted by: Carl 'Sticky Fingers' Larsson at February 20, 2018 09:52 AM (16OL0) 84
Bocce balls and a bong on the table. Interesting.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2018 09:53 AM (Jui/Z) 85
I wonder if she's wearing such dark clothing because she's a widow, or an ancient lady. Usually clothing is more decorative than this. I can't find anything on the innertubes about her.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:53 AM (fD4nI) 86
81 I know you do it out of love, so it's OK.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:49 AM (NWiLs) =============== Huh. That's what I WANT you to think. I'm spinning a web. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:51 AM (fD4nI) But if you were trying to draw me in and trap me, why would you tell me you're trying to draw me in and trap me? Unless, of course, you just want me to THINK you've shown your hand but there is more at work. But you also would know I'd suspect just that very thing... Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:53 AM (NWiLs) 87
Her grandmother was named Lagertha.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2018 09:53 AM (V2Yro) 88
Cool doggeh. What breed?
Posted by: CN at February 20, 2018 09:54 AM (y+Ufa) 89
That dog has some big balls.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 20, 2018 09:54 AM (r9UYA) 90
But you also would know I'd suspect just that very thing...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:53 AM (NWiLs) ================= Don't go all Princess Bride on me now. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:55 AM (fD4nI) 91
A little research...Gothilda Furstenberg (nee Magnus) married Pontus Furstenberg, who ran the family textile company. Her family was loaded, and the couple became serious patrons of art with an extensive collection; the Furstenberg Gallery in Gothenburg is named in their honor. No doubt that's why this painting exists...
Sometimes, the stories are as fascinating as the art. Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 20, 2018 09:55 AM (AM1GF) 92
I'm cool with six fingers. It's called artistic freedom for a reason. Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at February 20, 2018 09:55 AM (2FqvZ) 93
the background was farmed out to chinese army slaves
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2018 09:56 AM (BtQd4) 94
Is she listening to music of Grieg in the background?
Posted by: dantesed at February 20, 2018 09:56 AM (88xKn) 95
Nutz!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 09:56 AM (7LY+6) 96
But if you were trying to draw me in and trap me,
why would you tell me you're trying to draw me in and trap me? Unless, of course, you just want me to THINK you've shown your hand but there is more at work. But you also would know I'd suspect just that very thing... Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 09:53 AM Just forget it and drink the beet wine in front of you. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2018 09:56 AM (p+Wdc) 97
Brother Cavil - thank you for that, I couldn't find anything.
Bonus points to anyone who knows how to pronounce Gothenburg. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 09:56 AM (fD4nI) 98
Waltzing Gothilde
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2018 09:57 AM (9SkN+) 99
That's a stern woman, but you know she was a hellion back in the day. Got it out of her system, raised a brood of children, buried a husband, and lives out her days with her friends and her dog, content in a life well-lived.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 09:57 AM (RD7QR) 100
The ceramic floor tile looks very nice. Definitely not purchased from Home Depot.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 20, 2018 09:57 AM (r9UYA) 101
She was married to a Jewish merchant.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 09:58 AM (5IbVn) 102
A little research...Gothilda Furstenberg (nee Magnus) married Pontus Furstenberg, who ran the family textile company. Her family was loaded
This painting is brought to you courtesy of Big Flax Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2018 09:58 AM (9SkN+) 103
Heh. Jim Carry is turning into David Letterman.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 20, 2018 09:59 AM (r9UYA) 104
Rutabaga's are pretty good with a little salt and butter, sometimes some diced onion. Beets on the other hand. Ish.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 09:59 AM (+1EJs) 105
I can't find anything on the innertubes about her.
Born Gothilda Charlotta Magnus in 1837. Married Pontus Furstenberg. Died 1901. Occupation: Tills med maken donator av konstsamling (which I'm not going to google translate. Something about donating her art collection). Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 09:59 AM (fuK7c) 106
Well I'm sure my kid could find a way to put her head through that.
Subject: proper lady, won't talk to plebs, has a finest pure blood dog around, hates children. Posted by: auscolpyr at February 20, 2018 09:59 AM (suO/a) 107
>>A little research...Gothilda Furstenberg (nee Magnus) married Pontus Furstenberg, who ran the family textile company. Her family was loaded, and the couple became serious patrons of art with an extensive collection; the Furstenberg Gallery in Gothenburg is named in their honor. No doubt that's why this painting exists...
She was also a founder of the Goth movement. A real head banger. Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2018 09:59 AM (/tuJf) 108
Nice portrait.
I'll bet she's rich. White privilege no doubt, and she is always complaining about being cold. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 20, 2018 09:59 AM (roQNm) Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 09:59 AM (7LY+6) 110
Heh. Jim Carry is turning into David Letterman.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 20, 2018 09:59 AM Not to nitpick, but you misspelled douche. Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 10:00 AM (+1EJs) 111
Had to blow five inches of white dry fluff off the walks and drive, using the trusty Honda.
I'll bet the skiing is dreamy up at the pass near the divide. Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2018 10:00 AM (5OEn4) 112
1 st
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 09:26 AM (hLRSq) ======== Would have been funnier as "1 st enberg". Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 10:00 AM (/qEW2) 113
Looks like Sessions in drag.
Posted by: G. Gnome, with the red pointy hat at February 20, 2018 10:00 AM (al6UK) Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 10:01 AM (fuK7c) 115
I love both rutabaga and beets. Fresh beets from the garden can be a whole meal. Some people mash rutabaga together with a smaller amount of mashed potatoes. Loaded with butter, this is really good.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:01 AM (fD4nI) 116
What kind of flower is that? And what are the fruits on the table? Their colors and sphericalness seem unnatural.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 10:01 AM (/qEW2) Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 10:01 AM (7LY+6) Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:02 AM (fD4nI) 119
Interesting. If I'm reading the date of the pic right she'd have been in her 50s at that time...looks older.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 20, 2018 10:02 AM (AM1GF) 120
She was married to a Jewish merchant.
Crazy Gideon Furstenburg. Lowest prices on electronics in town. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2018 10:02 AM (9SkN+) 121
Donna&V @ 305 on previous thread -
Thanks for the reminder ! Gonna go do that right now ! (in spite of all the ice !) "305 Cheeseheads, you might want to get out there and vote in today's primary for WI Supreme Court Justice. Screnock, of Sauk County, promises that he will try to be "non-partisan." Not that I think his promises are worth a bucket of spit, necessarily, but the other 2 in the race, Dallet of Milwaukee and Burns of Madison, aren't even pretending that they will be anything by leftist activist judges. Burns is especially vile - he has called Trump a "dog" and promised to do everything he can to fight conservatives. If Screnock faces a more conservative judge in the general, I'll vote for the conservative. But I don't want the 2 Commies anywhere near the state Supreme Court. Get out there and vote because the moonbats in Madison sure will. I'm hoping the two leftists will split the vote and Screnock will win, but let's not take a chance, OK? Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 20, 2018 09:19 AM (ZM2xo)" Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 20, 2018 10:02 AM (H0hPC) 122
Had to blow five inches of white dry fluff off the walks and drive, using the trusty Honda.
I'll bet the skiing is dreamy up at the pass near the divide. Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2018 10:00 AM By the end of today we'll have 15" of global warming at our place up north. If its going to be cold, might as well have the snow to play in! Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 10:02 AM (+1EJs) 123
Furstenberg, great beer during a Munich Octoberfest
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2018 10:02 AM (VWsDy) 124
Oddly enough, she doesn't trust Mike Pence. At. All. She believes he'll stab PDT in the back.
===== I don't trust him either. Like Romney, going to meddle in the Senate. The Establishment fights back. Posted by: mustbequantum at February 20, 2018 10:02 AM (MIKMs) 125
Was it the old lady or the dog? Someone open a window.
Posted by: Dang at February 20, 2018 10:03 AM (8b+oT) 126
Muller has a new, earth shaking indictment. Some obscure foreign lawyer who worked for Manafort may have lied to investigators about some obscure report for a foreign govt. back in 2012. Or something.
Huge. Shocking. The horror. Our democracy is at risk. This is sure to bring down Trump, at last. Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2018 10:03 AM (MxEKc) 127
I like how she's made a nice display of her gallstones.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2018 10:03 AM (9SkN+) 128
And what are the fruits on the table? Their colors and sphericalness seem unnatural.
========== Looks like balls of yarn. Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 10:03 AM (vg8iE) 129
The more news that surfaces about Parkland, the more it sounds like the families of the dead have a real damage case against the school district.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2018 09:29 AM (5OEn4) Over/under on how quickly the first attention-whoring Cindy-Sheehan wannabe jumps up for their 15 minutes of unquestioned moral authority when they call out Trump tomorrow? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 20, 2018 10:04 AM (kqsXK) 130
I love both rutabaga and beets. Fresh beets from the garden can be a whole meal. Some people mash rutabaga together with a smaller amount of mashed potatoes. Loaded with butter, this is really good.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 Never tried rutabaga's with taters but I might have to try it. I like the flavor by itself with a little salt and butter, yum! I could never bring myself to enjoy beets. I just don't care for em. Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 10:04 AM (+1EJs) 131
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 20, 2018 10:02 AM (H0hPC)
======================= Thanks! To my shame, I had forgotten about the election today. Appreciate it. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:05 AM (fD4nI) 132
Beets are the distinctive element of a New England boiled dinner. They lend their color and flavor to everything.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 10:05 AM (fuK7c) 133
I like how she's made a nice display of her gallstones.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2018 10:03 AM (9SkN+) ================== ~snort~ Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:05 AM (fD4nI) 134
Turnips, parsnips, cabbage, onions, kraut. This is known as the Fist. Is basis of all true Slav cuisine.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 10:06 AM (qeTOT) 135
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 20, 2018 10:06 AM (ZQfW9) 136
Homemade pickled beets are yummy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2018 10:06 AM (Jui/Z) 137
jumps up for their 15 minutes of unquestioned moral authority"
It's a bit interesting that (I'm talking mainstream newz and interwebz, not cable) President Trump's comments on the FBI seem to be carrying some weight. There are some seemingly serious faces willing to comment on the state/local/fed turning a blind eye... Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 10:07 AM (7LY+6) 138
Beets are the distinctive element of a New England boiled dinner. They lend their color and flavor to everything.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 10:05 AM (fuK7c) ==================== Beets are necessary because it they weren't there, the color of your Swedish Smorgasbord would range from light beige to medium beige, plus the color of blood sausage. Beets make it more cheery. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:07 AM (fD4nI) 139
While my grandmother also had piercing blue eyes, she did not live in a similar house before leaving Sweden. Nope, nothing at all like that one.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, currently listening to Haydn at February 20, 2018 10:08 AM (LISuA) 140
Muller has a new, earth shaking indictment. Some obscure foreign lawyer who worked for Manafort may have lied to investigators about some obscure report for a foreign govt. back in 2012. Or something.
Huge. Shocking. The horror. Our democracy is at risk. This is sure to bring down Trump, at last. Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2018 10:03 AM Russia, Russia, Russia! This is big! It's happening! Drumpf is going down! Frogmarched! Impeached! It's a matter of time! Almost! Pretty soon! Mueller's got him now! The dominoes are falling! Signed....The left (for the last year) Their tears are going to be sweeter than on election night, it's like aging a good bourbon, it gets even sweeter over time. Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 10:08 AM (+1EJs) 141
Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2018 10:03 AM (MxEKc)
2012. Hmm, who was concealing various foreign things that were going on in 2012? Could it be...Satan - I mean, Hillary? Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 10:09 AM (hLRSq) 142
99 That's a stern woman, but you know she was a hellion back in the day. Got it out of her system, raised a brood of children, buried a husband, and lives out her days with her friends and her dog, content in a life well-lived.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 09:57 AM (RD7QR) Very nice story. Assuming, of course, that her husband died before she buried him. Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu at February 20, 2018 10:11 AM (4tV+0) 143
Just forget it and drink the beet wine in front of you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2018 09:56 AM (p+Wdc) I'd rather start a land war in Asia. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 10:12 AM (NWiLs) 144
I bet she never answered the door at Halloween.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 10:12 AM (+1EJs) 145
That's a stern woman, but you know she was a hellion back in the day. Got it out of her system, raised a brood of children, buried a husband, and lives out her days with her friends and her dog, content in a life well-lived.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to Actually, the gravestone I found indicates she died the year before he did. And her husband was ten years her elder! Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 20, 2018 10:13 AM (AM1GF) Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 20, 2018 10:13 AM (y3aQB) 147
Furst! (enburg).
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 10:13 AM (ATVNj) 148
I have these Carl Larsson placemats at my house, because Wisconsin. I should change them our for something more springlike when the weather changes. They last forever, because we never eat at the table.
https://www.wikiart.org/en/carl-larsson/the-yard-and-wash-house Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:14 AM (fD4nI) 149
Sometimes, the stories are as fascinating as the art.
Quite. I've been googling the history of Larsson's favorite work, Midvinterblot (Mid-winter Sacrifice) and it's full of intrigue and drama. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 10:14 AM (fuK7c) 150
A distant relative of her's, Baron von Firstenbed, was one of The Paolo's ancestors.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2018 10:15 AM (ctuyM) 151
Gothilda's propensity for wearing dark clothes led to the rise of Gothilda, which is more commonly known as Goth.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 10:15 AM (ATVNj) 152
NYT Poll Drops Bomb On Democrats
Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 20, 2018 10:13 AM (y3aQB) ======= It just amazes me how anyone can be in favor of high(er) taxes. But by God, the bitching and whining and moaning if the electric bill goes up $5, or eggs go up 25 cents, gas goes up $1, etc. Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 10:15 AM (vg8iE) Posted by: RI Red - SS,DD at February 20, 2018 10:15 AM (HQfxm) 154
Mueller has indicted anothe Trump campaign worker lying and destroying emails
Is that is 6th or 7th ? Just like with the mafia they always work from the bottom up Posted by: Hey! at February 20, 2018 10:16 AM (vXE2n) 155
Gothilda? So shes African amaerican then?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 20, 2018 09:37 AM (70cRb) ======== No. That would be something more like LaGotheequa. I always find it funny when you read some news stories and as soon as you see the name you just know. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 10:17 AM (/qEW2) 156
Shoulda painted Michelle's
Posted by: KEK at February 20, 2018 10:17 AM (OI86o) 157
Just like with the mafia they always work from the bottom up
Posted by: Hey! at February 20, 2018 10:16 AM (vXE2n) ======= Or you at the rest stop bathroom. Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 10:17 AM (vg8iE) 158
@153: what is the secret of the Umlauts?
People have posted links but I'm crappy at bookmark tending. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 10:17 AM (fuK7c) 159
Posted by: Hey! at February 20, 2018 10:16 AM (vX
Lying and destroying e-mails. You mean like with a cloth? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 10:18 AM (5IbVn) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2018 10:18 AM (wYseH) 161
She dispatched an impudent pup at her morning duel and is taking a brief breather before administering a sound thrashing to this afternoon's cad and bounder. Later this evening, an opera, "Bjorn the Lutefisk Monger". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 10:18 AM (pNxlR) 162
>>>Hah, I guessed correctly, he's left-handed.
I thought there was something sinister about this painting. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 10:19 AM (/qEW2) 163
154 Mueller has indicted anothe Trump campaign worker lying and destroying emails
Is that is 6th or 7th ? Just like with the mafia they always work from the bottom up _______________________________________ After a year and millions and millions of dollars squandered, if all he has is low level campaign workers for petty misdemeanors, he should be ashamed. The real lie by campaign workers is the Steele Dossier and the DNC campaign worker fraud. Where are those arrests? Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 10:19 AM (MnkFD) 164
I have a book thread tip for Oregon Muse or whoever is in charge of the Sunday Book Threads. Mmm, how do I send it to them?
Posted by: Jen the original at February 20, 2018 10:19 AM (0X5oZ) 165
Hey! Another asshole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2018 10:20 AM (Jui/Z) 166
Cool - another pet thread!
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 20, 2018 10:20 AM (Fb9aZ) 167
Just like with the mafia they always work from the bottom up Posted by: Hey! Unlike you - a bottom you were born and a bottom you'll always be. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 10:20 AM (pNxlR) 168
163. Threadwinner. Close 'er down. Bring on the ape.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 10:20 AM (qeTOT) Posted by: Shep! at February 20, 2018 10:20 AM (vg8iE) 170
A distant relative of her's, Baron von Firstenbed, was one of The Paolo's ancestors.
Baron von Firstenbed? Hah! More like Baron von Wurstenbed Posted by: Frau Firstenbed at February 20, 2018 10:21 AM (9SkN+) 171
They last forever, because we never eat at the table.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:14 AM So, the rumors are true. Lutefisk is best consumed in bed. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2018 10:22 AM (ctuyM) 172
The real lie by campaign workers is the Steele Dossier and the DNC campaign worker fraud. Where are those arrests? Posted by: Adirondack Patriot What are you? Some kind of splitter? Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 20, 2018 10:22 AM (vcOmj) 173
154 Mueller has indicted anothe Trump campaign worker lying and destroying emails
____________________________________ Imagine that. Lying and destroying emails. Why, that's simply unheard of in Democrat circles. *hic* Posted by: Hillary at February 20, 2018 10:22 AM (ATVNj) Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 20, 2018 10:22 AM (vg8iE) 175
Lutefisk is best consumed in bed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2018 10:22 AM (ctuyM) ================ This made me gag just a lil bit. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:23 AM (fD4nI) 176
Bander,
https:// ascii.cl/ htmlcodes Remove the spaces ( if I did it right) I finally bookmarked, thanks to Bluebell. Posted by: RI Red - SS,DD at February 20, 2018 10:23 AM (HQfxm) 177
My bed smells like lutefisk.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 20, 2018 10:22 AM Get off my corner bitch! Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 20, 2018 10:23 AM (+1EJs) 178
Disappointed in you guys. Not one "I'd hit it" joke.
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 20, 2018 10:24 AM (+K+vL) 179
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2018 10:20 AM (Jui/Z)
------ Nah ! that is BatShitGuy Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 20, 2018 10:24 AM (y3aQB) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 10:24 AM (YaNEL) 181
"After a year and millions and millions of dollars squandered, if all he has is low level campaign workers for petty misdemeanors, he should be ashamed."
What is this shame thing? Does it involve a working conscience? Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 10:25 AM (hLRSq) 182
https:// ascii.cl/ htmlcodes
Remove the spaces ( if I did it right) I finally bookmarked, thanks to Bluebell. Posted by: RI Red - SS,DD Oh, thänk you, and Bluebell indirectly. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 10:26 AM (fuK7c) 183
179 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2018 10:20 AM (Jui/Z)
------ Nah ! that is BatShitGuy Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 20, 2018 10:24 AM (y3aQB) Ah, so the mask is off. At least we were right about him after all. Trump has a way of exposing people. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 10:26 AM (RD7QR) 184
So Mueller is gonna hammer Mantefort cuz he needs the money? WTF? Show me the man and I'll show you the crime. Nice work if you can get it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 20, 2018 10:26 AM (2LelM) 185
I like Lutefisk once a year maybe. Especially if it's not cooked in my house. (It smells horrible cooking) Reminds me of being a kid I suppose. I have a small piece of it and I am good for another year. Lutefisk like many foods was done out of necessity back then and it was made as to preserve it not for the taste.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 10:26 AM (+1EJs) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 10:26 AM (ATVNj) 187
Iy was here a moment ago, then, poof! gone. It read 'Gothilda, Kaiju of the North Sea.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 10:26 AM (qeTOT) 188
Disappointed in you guys. Not one "I'd hit it" joke.
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 20, 2018 10:24 AM (+K+vL) Looking at that old broad I'm afraid she'd punch back *harder*. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 10:26 AM (hLRSq) 189
178 Disappointed in you guys. Not one "I'd hit it" joke.
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 20, 2018 10:24 AM (+K+vL) You don't hit a woman like that -- she hits you. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 10:27 AM (RD7QR) 190
176 Bander, https:// ascii.cl/ htmlcodes Remove the spaces ( if I did it right) I finally bookmarked, thanks to Bluebell. Posted by: RI Red - SS,DD at February 20, 2018 10:23 AM (HQfxm) needs .htm at the end Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 10:27 AM (pNxlR) 191
188 Disappointed in you guys. Not one "I'd hit it" joke.
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 20, 2018 10:24 AM (+K+vL) Looking at that old broad I'm afraid she'd punch back *harder*. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 10:26 AM (hLRSq) As I was told by an aging SEAL... 'Never go to bed with a Woman who can whup ya'... Posted by: Don Quixote.. at February 20, 2018 10:27 AM (NgKpN) Posted by: Russian Bot at February 20, 2018 10:27 AM (ATVNj) Posted by: Hillary at February 20, 2018 10:28 AM (vg8iE) 194
Deleting emails all of a sudden became something serious. Who knew? How does this thing 'the law' work?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 20, 2018 10:28 AM (2LelM) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 10:28 AM (YaNEL) 196
On a deserted island with
Lena Gothilda Sandra Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 10:28 AM Yea, that's not how I pictured it. Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 10:29 AM (+1EJs) 197
"After a year and millions and millions of dollars
squandered, if all he has is low level campaign workers for petty misdemeanors, he should be ashamed. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot" Things are looking so bad for the Mueller team the the MSM is going to have start reporting on the gayness and diversity of the investigators. Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2018 10:29 AM (MxEKc) 198
Oh, thänk you, and Bluebell indirectly.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 10:26 AM (fuK7c) --------- You're welcome. I'll just mention in passing that Red said he loved me for giving him that info. *waits patiently* Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2018 10:29 AM (kNasr) 199
194 Deleting emails all of a sudden became something serious.
__________________________________ Deleting, like with a cloth? Posted by: Bitter Grandma in Fire Scorched Home in Chappaqua at February 20, 2018 10:29 AM (ATVNj) 200
I see the new google policy on images won't let you see the large images; only thumbnails and small versions.
Gotta protect that copyright material you see, after twenty years of ignoring it. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 20, 2018 10:29 AM (roQNm) 201
Bjørn Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 10:30 AM (pNxlR) 202
She looks like she could go all Frau Blucher at the drop of a hat.
Safety Tip: Do not break one of her tea cups. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 10:30 AM (hLRSq) 203
195 On a deserted island with
Lena Gothilda Sandra Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 10:28 AM (YaNEL) Swim out to sea and hope the sharks do you a kindness. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 10:30 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2018 10:31 AM (hyuyC) 205
I like that painting. She looks like someone I would like to have coffee and conversation with. Nice pewch too.
Posted by: Maddogg at February 20, 2018 10:31 AM (439Zu) 206
Got Hilda?
Posted by: The Ad Council at February 20, 2018 10:31 AM (v3pYe) 207
Mueller has not indicted anybody with anything having to do with the Trump campaign. It is all actions that occurred independent of Trump.
What a waste except for unintentionally revealing how real and corrupt Deep State goes. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 10:31 AM (5IbVn) 208
204 Test
+ 6.022 x 10²³ This has only been a test. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2018 10:31 AM (hyuyC) You should have that mole removed. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 10:31 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2018 10:32 AM (kNasr) 210
Mueller has indicted anothe Trump campaign worker lying and destroying emails
If lying is now something unforgiveable in Democrat circles, then Mueller should be throwing steel bracelets on Barky "if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor" O'Fuckstick. Unless you'd rather go with the excuse that the dog-eating crackhead was too stupid to know what he was saying. Either one works for me. Now go get your fucking shinebox, assmunch. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 20, 2018 10:32 AM (kqsXK) 211
Huzzah! Test Sat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2018 10:32 AM (hyuyC) 212
You're welcome. I'll just mention in passing that Red said he loved me for giving him that info.
*waits patiently* Posted by: bluebell I love you dearly, despite the fact that there are Certain Things with which you have not been forthcoming. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 10:32 AM (fuK7c) 213
Salty is that a mole?
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at February 20, 2018 10:32 AM (FTPVM) 214
and a bong on the table.
Granny gets the good stuff, leaves a mushroom cloud and fireworks in the air. Posted by: DaveA at February 20, 2018 10:32 AM (FhXTo) 215
What's really funny???
Mueller is going back after Manafort... during a time we were mucking about and formenting rebellion in Ukraine. And this is a time when Mueller WAS still head of the FBI.... My guess is there is some history there... Posted by: Don Quixote.. at February 20, 2018 10:33 AM (NgKpN) 216
Gotta protect that copyright material you see, after twenty years of ignoring it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 20, 2018 10:29 AM (roQNm) ========================== That's actually good for the small-time artist that posts images online. I've had images stolen by people doing a screen grab, then it shows up on Amazon, on decorative pillows, mugs, wall art, etc. Why should someone else make money from my labor? Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:33 AM (fD4nI) 217
I always loved the Clinton e-mail guy. Two days after the all bitches (who will never be prez) e-mails were subpoenaed. Her guy actually bleach bit'ed them and tells the FBI. I had an oh shit moment. Ooops! Which is like saying I accidentally pulled the trigger 10 times. And the FBI was like. Well. O.K. Why is that fucker not in jail?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 10:33 AM (+1EJs) 218
I love you dearly, despite the fact that there are Certain Things with which you have not been forthcoming.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 10:32 AM (fuK7c) --------- Now Bander, I sent you that pudding picture you wanted. More than that I do not have. Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2018 10:34 AM (kNasr) 219
Bjørn
_____________________________________ Why did Kristiaan convert to Swedish Evangelism? So he could become a Bjørn-again Kristiann. Posted by: King Harold of Norway at February 20, 2018 10:34 AM (ATVNj) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2018 10:34 AM (hyuyC) 221
Deleting emails all of a sudden became something serious. Who knew? How does this thing 'the law' work?
I think you're obligated to lie, delete records and destroy government property(smashing blackberries with a hammer) without malicious intent. Ask Hillary and her minions as they seem to be able to do those things "legally!" Pretty impressive, right? Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 20, 2018 10:34 AM (rdl6o) 222
Test
+ 6.022 x 10²³ This has only been a test. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2018 10:31 AM So, we 'ave a gad now? Exponentially, it would appear. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2018 10:34 AM (ctuyM) 223
218 I love you dearly, despite the fact that there are Certain Things with which you have not been forthcoming.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 10:32 AM (fuK7c) --------- Now Bander, I sent you that pudding picture you wanted. More than that I do not have. Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2018 10:34 AM (kNasr) Bluebell, did you bring enough for the whole class? [raises eyebrow] Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 10:34 AM (RD7QR) 224
So he could become a Bjorn-again Kristiann.
Posted by: King Harold of Norway at February 20, 2018 10:34 AM (ATVNj) =============== oh dear Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:35 AM (fD4nI) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 20, 2018 10:35 AM (roQNm) 226
So Mueller isn't running one of those "hand out immunity like candy on Halloween" type investigations that Clinton got?
Posted by: MAGA at February 20, 2018 10:35 AM (Ftkqv) 227
Bluebell, did you bring enough for the whole class? [raises eyebrow]
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 10:34 AM (RD7QR) ---------- Joncelli, I think it was a 4-pack. I honestly don't remember. I gave it all to my son because he was sick. Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2018 10:36 AM (kNasr) 228
"Mueller has not indicted anybody with anything
having to do with the Trump campaign. It is all actions that occurred independent of Trump. What a waste except for unintentionally revealing how real and corrupt Deep State goes. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth" Its the headcount that matters. Now CNN can breathlessly report "Yet another indictment, which brings the total to 16!" and LIV's will suck up that info before switching to their reality shows. Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2018 10:36 AM (MxEKc) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2018 10:36 AM (hyuyC) 230
Now that Mueller has found that there was no collusion by the Russians with the Trump campaign, there is no further reason for Sessions to recuse himself.
Sessions should take over the investigation today and tell Mueller to pack his bags. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 10:36 AM (ATVNj) 231
So in comparison how long did Ken Starr's investigation run?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 10:37 AM (YaNEL) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2018 10:38 AM (hyuyC) 233
Lutefisk is not excused by the need for preservation of fish. They could smoke it, salt and dry it, etc. No - these methods involving lye & etc are proof of the depravity of the Scandi. Do not give Skandis money, postage stamps, or matches.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 10:38 AM (qeTOT) 234
So Mueller isn't running one of those "hand out immunity like candy on Halloween" type investigations that Clinton got?
Nah, Trump's getting the "you didn't hire me for FBI Director" investigation. Trump's instincts were right until Rosenstein appointed Mueller for Office of Special Counsel. Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 20, 2018 10:39 AM (rdl6o) 235
Sessions should take over the investigation today and tell Mueller to pack his bags.
Never wake a sleepwalker. They might hurt themselves. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 20, 2018 10:39 AM (kqsXK) 236
Ms Furstenberg used to chase me off her lawn.
Posted by: BluesFish at February 20, 2018 10:39 AM (7OPsh) 237
I thought we didn't care about missing emails and whatnot?
If we did, wouldn't Hillary's ass be getting greased in jail? Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2018 10:39 AM (U+nHb) 238
Some politicians kiss babies. Did Al Franken ever make a show of consuming lutefisk or surströmming?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 10:39 AM (/qEW2) 239
Do not give Skandis money, postage stamps, or matches.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 10:38 AM (qeTOT) ========================== How about kisses on the cheek? Mwahh! Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:39 AM (fD4nI) Posted by: FBI Hostage Roasting Team at February 20, 2018 10:40 AM (NTM5E) 241
If we did, wouldn't Hillary's ass be getting greased in jail?
=========== I just changed her Depends. Trust me, she well-greased now. Don't want any diaper rash, now do we? Coochie coochie coo! Posted by: Huma at February 20, 2018 10:40 AM (vg8iE) 242
236 Ms Furstenberg used to chase me off her lawn.
Posted by: BluesFish at February 20, 2018 10:39 AM (7OPsh) Moves surprisingly fast for a granny. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 10:40 AM (RD7QR) 243
You get a mole, she gets a mole, everyone gets a mole!
+++ Well maybe that explains a few things Posted by: Bob @ NSA at February 20, 2018 10:40 AM (AUu+I) 244
217 I always loved the Clinton e-mail guy. Two days after the all bitches (who will never be prez) e-mails were subpoenaed. Her guy actually bleach bit'ed them and tells the FBI. I had an oh shit moment. Ooops! Which is like saying I accidentally pulled the trigger 10 times. And the FBI was like. Well. O.K. Why is that fucker not in jail?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 10:33 AM (+1EJs) ------ Can you imagine the threats Clinton made to him after he initially balked at the illegal activity and since he went ahead and did it, Clinton will always have that chit hanging over his head: Blackmailed. Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2018 10:40 AM (G0vdT) 245
So in comparison how long did Ken Starr's investigation run?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 10:37 AM (YaNEL) Longer than M*A*S*H. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 10:41 AM (hLRSq) 246
FBI Hostage - link doesn't work for me
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:41 AM (fD4nI) 247
231 So in comparison how long did Ken Starr's investigation run?
_____________________________________ You can't compare the two. Mueller is a special counsel. Starr was a special prosecutor. Congress found that there were probable cause that crimes were committed by Clinton, which it was proven that he lied to a federal judge under oath. Mueller had no such directive and even today, it is not clear why he is investigating beyond the scope of the Russian Collusion investigation. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 10:41 AM (ATVNj) 248
216 I've had images stolen by people doing a screen grab, then it shows up on Amazon, on decorative pillows, mugs, wall art, etc. Why should someone else make money from my labor?
Hang on a sec... Are you the *original* three wolf moon artist? Posted by: The Ad Council at February 20, 2018 10:42 AM (sGtp+) 249
Off dirty hostage roasting sock.
Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2018 10:42 AM (NTM5E) 250
Lutefisk is not excused by the need for preservation of fish. They could smoke it, salt and dry it, etc. No - these methods involving lye & etc are proof of the depravity of the Scandi. Do not give Skandis money, postage stamps, or matches.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 10:38 AM (qeTOT) ======== That's what I've read. In fact, lutefisk is made from dried fish. Then soak it in water, soak it lye, soak again in water to remove the lye (and half the protein) and you're left with fish jello. I confess I don't get it. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 10:42 AM (/qEW2) 251
mighty morphing sock powers, DEACTIVATE!
Posted by: Anachronda at February 20, 2018 10:42 AM (v3pYe) 252
Woke up to about 4 inches of global warming today and a story at drudge that noaa says everybody in the northeast just imagined the cold they had this winter. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2018 10:43 AM (r+sAi) 253
Doggeh.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 20, 2018 10:43 AM (XMDuf) 254
it is not clear why he is investigating beyond the scope of the Russian Collusion investigation.
It's the nature of the beast. Special counsel/prosecutors always expand their inquiry when they don't find what they're looking for. I don't know if that's human nature or the nature of those humans who get into special prosecuting. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 10:43 AM (fuK7c) Posted by: Don Quixote.. at February 20, 2018 10:44 AM (NgKpN) 256
250 In fact, lutefisk is made from dried fish. Then soak it in water, soak it lye, soak again in water to remove the lye (and half the protein) and you're left with fish jello. I confess I don't get it.
It was a serendipitous discovery made by a Scandi scientist searching for the original garum formula. Posted by: Anachronda at February 20, 2018 10:44 AM (sGtp+) 257
Try again
https://tinyurl.com/yc5qjnyy It's a link to USA today story on murder rates in 2017 and Baltimore is #1 Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2018 10:45 AM (NTM5E) 258
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 10:42 AM (/qEW2)
Me neither and I'm part Scandi myself. Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 20, 2018 10:45 AM (IYHxL) 259
254 it is not clear why he is investigating beyond the scope of the Russian Collusion investigation.
It's the nature of the beast. Special counsel/prosecutors always expand their inquiry when they don't find what they're looking for. I don't know if that's human nature or the nature of those humans who get into special prosecuting. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2018 10:43 AM (fuK7c) It's like telling somebody that they can spend somebody else's money so long as they deem it necessary, but have to stop when it's no longer required. And oh, I won't be auditing your expenditures, so just be careful. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 10:45 AM (RD7QR) 260
We're Number #11 !!!
https://tinyurl.com/y8d4yot8 Vest small town-lake towns in America. Woo-hooo here come the tourists. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:46 AM (fD4nI) 261
Best not vest. What an idiot.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:46 AM (fD4nI) 262
I read something yesterday (don't know how credible it is because it was in the MFM) that said Mueller is now investigating Trump campaign meetings with the Chinese.
More morphing by this Mueller schmuck. Unlimited dragnet. In fact, it only shows how incompetent the FBI was when all of this crap was going to down (allegedly). Shut it down (allegedly). Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 10:47 AM (ATVNj) 263
Try again
======= Still no. But I'd rather be on the "Best Lake Town" list than the "Most Murders List". At least I can wear flip flops. Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:47 AM (fD4nI) 264
Mueller had no such directive and even today, it is not clear why he is investigating beyond the scope of the Russian Collusion investigation.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 10:41 AM (ATVNj) Read the memo appointing him. It says and any other matter... But it also says that he has to seek approval to do so from the AG. But of course the AG has recused himself from campaign issues. So that would mean Rosenstein. EXCEPT - this is not a campaign issue. It would seem that Mueller would have to ask permission from Sessions to go beyond his charter when it is not campaign related. Did he ask? Did Sessions approve? Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2018 10:48 AM (Z5y53) 265
Bill Krystol in drag.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 20, 2018 10:49 AM (r9UYA) 266
"Oddly enough, she doesn't trust Mike Pence. At. All. She believes he'll stab PDT in the back. Posted by: Jane D'oh
interesting indeed. Pence struck me as the RINO side of deep state back up plan, in case Trump caused team McConnell/Ryan too much trouble. But so far all is well ... no wall, tax breaks for the rich (which is good on some levels), and TALK of generous deals for 'dreamers' still on the table, no e-verify. Between Mueller and RINOs, Trump is constrained, but good things might be going on. #2Weeks till OIG has their massive take down of the DeepState coup. Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2018 10:50 AM (bT8Z4) 267
Well, today's turning out to be just as lousy as I imagined it would be, so I won't hang around. I think I'll get a cup of tea.
Hope you all have a lovely day. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 20, 2018 10:51 AM (kqsXK) 268
Still no. But I'd rather be on the "Best Lake Town" list than the "Most Murders List". At least I can wear flip flops.
+++ No reason you can't be both Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 20, 2018 10:51 AM (AUu+I) 269
>>You can't compare the two. Mueller is a special counsel.
>>Starr was a special prosecutor. >>Congress found that there were probable cause that crimes were committed by Clinton, which it was proven that he lied to a federal judge under oath. >>Mueller had no such directive and even today, it is not clear why he is investigating beyond the scope of the Russian Collusion investigation. Starr still had to ask for permission to expand his investigation from Whitewater to include Monica. Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2018 10:52 AM (/tuJf) 270
We're Number #11 !!!
https://tinyurl.com/y8d4yot8 Vest small town-lake towns in America. Woo-hooo here come the tourists. Your secret is safe for now: Error: Unable to find URL to redirect to. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 20, 2018 10:52 AM (SGFoV) 271
Hmmm so the new Mueller indictment is about a contacts about a report for the Ukraine Government... about the past President of Ukraine (who had been imprisoned)...
And the Lawyer did not tell the FBI what they wanted to know... about something the FBI should not have been investigating in the first place??? Is the FBI now enforcing Law for everyone across the entire world??? Posted by: Don Quixote.. at February 20, 2018 10:53 AM (NgKpN) 272
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Mueller has indicted anothe Trump campaign worker lying and destroying emails Is that is 6th or 7th ? Just like with the mafia they always work from the bottom up Posted by: Hey! at February 20, 2018 10:16 AM (vXE2n) Its funny when the dems do it and get immunity? Amirite! Nothing to see here, not a partisan witch hunt in favor of one party. Move along. Unless Mueller is part of the Mafia and he's rolling up the goodguys. Mind Blown! Try this one easy trick to reveal the truth! Hee Haw, I'm an internet mythbuster! Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 10:53 AM (ymnmz) 273
233 Lutefisk is not excused by the need for preservation of fish. They could smoke it, salt and dry it, etc. No - these methods involving lye & etc are proof of the depravity of the Scandi. Do not give Skandis money, postage stamps, or matches. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 10:38 AM (qeTOT) Hmmm. Thought that was Uzbeks.... Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 20, 2018 10:53 AM (e1mEI) 274
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Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 20, 2018 10:52 AM (SGFoV) ======================== Wow - Timon's TinyUrl won't work either. I wonder if there's something wrong on their end? Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:54 AM (fD4nI) 275
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Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 10:54 AM (n1b3L) 276
Wow - Timon's TinyUrl won't work either. I wonder if there's something wrong on their end?
======== Not that I can tell. Posted by: Bob at the NSA at February 20, 2018 10:54 AM (vg8iE) 277
Hey, those codes actually work!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 10:55 AM (n1b3L) 278
Jay Z is a fan of Ace of Spades. In fact he claims to own it?
https://pagesix.com/2018/02/19/jay-z-racked-up-an-epic-bar-tab/amp/ With Ace of Spades Austin Dillon winning the Daytona 500, it turned out to be a pretty big weekend. Posted by: scottst at February 20, 2018 10:55 AM (mDrEG) 279
Thanks for nothing, Bob.
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 20, 2018 10:55 AM (fD4nI) 280
I should know this but who initially gave Mueller free rein to investigate everything and anything he pleases? Did PDT have to sign off on it?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 20, 2018 10:55 AM (70cRb) 281
@280 Rosenstein.
Actually I went back and re-read it - no permission necessary for matters arising from the investigation. Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2018 10:58 AM (Z5y53) 282
Nood
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 20, 2018 11:01 AM (t9am4) 283
"It would seem that Mueller would have to ask permission from Sessions to go beyond his charter when it is not campaign related. Did he ask? Did Sessions approve? Posted by: blaster
idk, but imo Rosenstein/Mueller/Comey ARE the deep state dirty cops with a very long history of Clinton cover-ups. All congress was way too happy to have Mueller coming in to be ABOVE Trump in authority. (essentially) Grassley/OIG had their thing underway in 2015, which may or may not be the softer side of deep state. (as opposed to the Clinton/CFR/Soros side). The best hope is Mueller took some immunity deal and is once a marine always a marine gonna make things ship shape to clear his tarnished name. manafort may have infiltrated Trump's campaign as did other of Hillary's "Russia plants" ... But until they agree to send me the daily presidential briefings I have to guess. But the situation may still be fluid. imo Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2018 11:01 AM (bT8Z4) 284
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has yet again been caught exaggerating 'global warming' by fiddling with the raw temperature data.
Why do we have NOAA? They're wrong 90 percent of the time. Posted by: Under Fire at February 20, 2018 11:04 AM (r9UYA) 285
Mueller is now investigating Trump campaign meetings with the Chinese.
- Well, one from column A, one from column B. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 20, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru) 286
With all due respect, having your locale on one of those "best" lists is the kiss of death if you like things as they now are. The kitschy tourist places and associated trade will overrun you shortly thereafter, followed by denizens of D-run big cities. Then up go your home prices and real estate taxes and the next thing you know, you're priced out of your own town. I've seen it happen to locations on Lake Superior associated with my family, aided and abetted in part by family members who tout having gotten on such lists. No thank you. Go away. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 11:07 AM (pNxlR) 287
273. Scandis are a type of Uzbek.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 11:14 AM (fA1SL) 288
Hey! Another asshole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2018 10:20 AM (Jui/Z) ======== TBH the ones that drop one and run off are preferable to the stalkers. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 11:16 AM (/qEW2) 289
Is she still watching me 'cos I gotta lick my balls something fierce as this freezing floor is causing shrinkage.
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