Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/17/18 ) Feelin' Musical Edition

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(The ONT Armada)


Quote of The Day

Quote I

Though it's just a memory, some memories last forever. Neil Peart

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The Left always looking to ruin everything that isn't miserable. The Zero Population Growth Society.

Back in 1976, the Zero Population Growth society launched an effort to get Valentine's Day rebranded as "Love Carefully Day," as a way to bring awareness to the problem of teen pregnancy.

"Happy Love Carefully Day" doesn't have quite the same ring to it as "Happy Valentine's Day," but their effort must have been somewhat successful, because Google reveals that even this year a few places, such as Allan Hancock College, will hold Love Carefully Day events.

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Think you had a bad day? Maybe you didn't after all.

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It's not what you say, It's how you say it.

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What an awful existence it must be to wake up every morning with a chip on your c*** shoulder. It must be worse to be totally schooled on that chip.

Feminist Accuses English Language Of Being Sexist, Gets Brilliantly Schooled By Linguist.

It started off with a premise that, to be fair, deserves discussion and scrutiny. A Tumblr user, who refers to herself as ‘Feminist Chewbacca’ wanted to discover the root causes of patriarchal domination in society, and turned to the English language to investigate the inherent sexism it allegedly contains.

In these days of fake news and agenda pushing however, it has never been more important to check your facts. This is where Feminist Chewbacca came unstuck. Reblogging a post she had found on Visual Poetry, she had probably not counted on being fact-checked by an actual linguist. Her poorly chosen examples were deconstructed one by one, until she began to look rather basic, and a bit silly.

A bit silly? That's being kind.


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In case you missed it. North Korea wins yuuge gold medal.

PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA — Team North Korea has scored an early success in the 2018 Winter Olympics after winning the Gold Medal for crossing red lines, sources confirmed today.

Crossing red lines, in which competitors try to outdo each other in violating international norms and basic standards of human decency, has been a longtime Winter Olympics sport ever since it was first introduced by Germany in the 1936 Winter Olympics.

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Reason #1 why you should swim in chlorinated pools. Meet the Candiru.
The candiru is a tiny, but fearsome, beast that lives in the rivers of the Amazon, and has a penchant for swimming into the human penis.

Of all of the beasts that prowl the Amazon, none is more feared by the locals than the candiru. A river monster feared even above the dreaded piranha; the candiru waits for its unsuspecting prey to step into the river before latching onto it.

Itís also only about an inch and a half long, though donít mistake its small size for weakness. This little fishy packs a punch


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One of New York's finest and a Genius Award Winner.

An NYPD Narcotics detective is in hot water for sending an old buddy a sophomoric, and potentially racist, series of texts about drinking on the job while he was in the middle of a buy and bust operation — not knowing investigators had put a wiretap on his pal’s phone, the Daily News has learned.

“Bring over a few beers,” Detective Ted Holway texted to his friend Paul Barone on March 14, 2015, as he sat in a prisoner van in Staten Island waiting for the operation to end.

The two joked about drinking beer and vodka together, never knowing detectives investigating an illegal gambling ring were watching as the damning texts cycled in, officials said.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Moron Seasonings.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Blah, blah, blah & blah.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:46 PM




Comments

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1 How YOU doin'?

Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 09:41 PM (y+SdL)

2 Evening, all

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:41 PM (cHbmY)

3 Hmm

Posted by: Grump928(C) pontificates at February 17, 2018 09:41 PM (yQpMk)

4 And here we are.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 17, 2018 09:43 PM (zCyNd)

5 I could use some of that shit. The good shit, I mean.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 17, 2018 09:44 PM (zCyNd)

6 I am church usher dinner cootered. Everyone was pulling their carry pieces out and enrolling in our chjurch militia,.

Posted by: Grump928(C) confesses at February 17, 2018 09:45 PM (yQpMk)

7 Oh, so glad you posted an ONT - I was afraid you'd forgotten about us.

Posted by: mindful webworker's cats at February 17, 2018 09:45 PM (3tLP6)

8
Just stumbled on this. Merkins are making a fashion comeback, looks like:
https://nypost.com/2018/02/16/these-nyfw-vagina-wigs-speak-for-themselves/

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 17, 2018 09:46 PM (8O3HH)

9 In fairness, I've been hitting vodka shooters since I got back.

Posted by: Grump928(C) confesses at February 17, 2018 09:46 PM (yQpMk)

10 I can typem as lomng as I hiol d one eye shut.

Posted by: Grump928(C) confesses at February 17, 2018 09:47 PM (yQpMk)

11 Aces' new shelf boat?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 09:47 PM (KP5rU)

12 Top 10!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 17, 2018 09:47 PM (e9G8E)

13 mopre or less

Posted by: Grump928(C) confesses at February 17, 2018 09:47 PM (yQpMk)

14 That Chinese fortune teller is running a heck of a scam.

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:47 PM (cHbmY)

15 The look on the woman's face getting felt up is priceless.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 17, 2018 09:48 PM (+Tibp)

16 Thank you, MisHum, for working on a Saturday to bring the content and the fun.

Now to go figure out what that "Grab 'em by the chest" picture is all about.

Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2018 09:48 PM (Vb4BV)

17 That's a leaky vessel, he said, referring to Jake Spoon.

Happy Caturday, Horde! Nice lot of stories, MisHum.

I'll try not to rock the boat!

Posted by: ALH at February 17, 2018 09:48 PM (/6BId)

18 How about Horse Shit?

Posted by: Eagles Fan at February 17, 2018 09:48 PM (zcT9k)

19 Happy Saturday!

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 09:49 PM (nO+fH)

20 17 That's a leaky vessel, he said, referring to Jake Spoon.

Happy Caturday, Horde! Nice lot of stories, MisHum.

I'll try not to rock the boat!

Posted by: ALH at February 17, 2018 09:48 PM (/6BId)

Many guns were lost during the sinking of that vessel!

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 17, 2018 09:49 PM (NgKpN)

21 19: Same to you, cheesehead!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 09:50 PM (KP5rU)

22 MH, Thanks for the ONT. Love that top photo. You do find some interesting shots to use.

Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2018 09:50 PM (V+03K)

23 >>> Happy Caturday, Horde! Nice lot of stories, MisHum.

Didn't we get a kitteh pic in the old days?

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:50 PM (cHbmY)

24 What the hell with that fish though.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 09:50 PM (dUJdY)

25 Oh yeah, top 50. I'm competitive but not ambitious.

Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2018 09:51 PM (V+03K)

26 Where you from Chavez?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 09:51 PM (nO+fH)

27 I wanted to steal that top picture and you linked to a BeeGees song?

Also, there was some news about Google trying to prevent copying online images to protect copyright.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (roQNm)

28 I don't know about 1 in 5 births being teenagers, but I'm on board with at least 70% of those being unplanned. Most couples are just expecting a baby.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (y87Qq)

29 26: Wisconsin, my friend. Hortonville to be exact.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (KP5rU)

30 I am church usher dinner cootered.
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Wut?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (qJtVm)

31 22 MH, Thanks for the ONT. Love that top photo. You do find some interesting shots to use.
Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2018 09:50 PM (V+03K)


That was nice of you to say Thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (3/sUh)

32 Feminist Accuses English Language Of Being Sexist,

"gentem lingua facit" -- Claudius Marius Victor

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 09:53 PM (6FqZa)

33 That boat looks like it's sinking.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

34 >>> That boat looks like it's sinking.

Leo drowns at the end.

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:54 PM (cHbmY)

35 Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (y87Qq)

Lol.

On an entirely different subject, are you planning on getting Battle for Azeroth (or whatever the official name is)?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 09:54 PM (rp9xB)

36 Leo drowns at the end.

Is the boat full of spiders ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 09:54 PM (6FqZa)

37 I am church usher dinner cootered.
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Wut?



Our church usher dinners are a Bacchanalia of booze and firearms, and oddly cornhole.

Viva LCMS!

Posted by: Grump928(C) confesses at February 17, 2018 09:54 PM (yQpMk)

38 Top 40?

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (prxs+)

39 The owner of that boat now know to stay far clear of US Navy destroyers.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (zCyNd)

40 That boat looks like it's sinking.
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Leo drowns at the end.

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Spoiler

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (roQNm)

41 34; Best part of that piece o shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (KP5rU)

42 Hortonville. I had never heard of it. Nice to meet you!

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (nO+fH)

43 That boat looks like it's sinking.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 09:53 PM (sdi6R)


It's full of iron, soon to be lost in a tragic accident on the water!

Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (gwPgz)

44 On an entirely different subject, are you planning on getting Battle for Azeroth (or whatever the official name is)?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 09:54 PM (rp9xB)


Newp, but thank you for remembering. I haven't been on in a long time on account of it costs money

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 09:56 PM (y87Qq)

45 >>> Is the boat full of spiders ?

No, but my hovercraft is full of eels.

Sorry, don't get the allusion.

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:56 PM (cHbmY)

46 Top 40?

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (prxs+)

Just made it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 09:56 PM (rp9xB)

47 42; Same here!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 09:56 PM (KP5rU)

48 I don't know about 1 in 5 births being teenagers ...

Posted by: hogmartin
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Unlikely. The gestation period would be way to long.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 09:57 PM (y+SdL)

49 14 That Chinese fortune teller is running a heck of a scam.
Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:47 PM (cHbmY)


He deserves a lifetime Platinum Membership in the Horde, that's for sure.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

50 Looks like I missed a Blade Runner thread. And the stuff I am about to relate all comes the that little silver-gray plastic case that The James Madison also owns.

In the original US theatrical version, the voice over everyone thinks is Harrison Ford is actually voiced by the actor who played Holden. It even fooled Harrison Ford.

In the Work Print version, the only voice-over narration comes at the end as Dekkard watches Roy Batty die.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 09:57 PM (6W470)

51 Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 09:56 PM (y87Qq)

Yeah, that is unfortunately true.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 09:57 PM (rp9xB)

52 Unlikely. The gestation period would be way to long.
Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 09:57 PM (y+SdL)


You'd think so, right? But who hasn't lost track of that sort of thing?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 09:57 PM (y87Qq)

53 *types joke about Jeremy Wade and candiru*

*quick web search discovers Wade already knows plenty about candiru*

*deletes*

Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 09:58 PM (EzdLW)

54 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 09:58 PM (ayUOl)

55 That skiff looks familiar. Are those my lost guns in the stern?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 17, 2018 09:59 PM (v9gSJ)

56 Fortune teller you say?

Well that explains everything.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 09:59 PM (roQNm)

57
That boat looks like it's sinking.
Posted by: rickl


USN's latest billion dollar baby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:00 PM (IqV8l)

58 "No, but my hovercraft is full of eels."

Aha! So this is the Overnight Hungarian as a Second Language Thread!

Nagyon jo! My nipples explode with delight!

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 17, 2018 10:00 PM (zCyNd)

59 That skiff is the one Schiff was in when he sank his credibility.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:01 PM (6W470)

60 That boat looks like it's sinking.
Posted by: rickl

USN's latest billion dollar baby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:00 PM (IqV8l)


Stealth version of the LCS!

Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 17, 2018 10:01 PM (gwPgz)

61 Really liked the Boerd Panda language thingy.

Jeez, like, maybe language evolves? No shit?

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:01 PM (ayUOl)

62 No shit?

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:01 PM (ayUOl)

Aisle 3, Sir.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 17, 2018 10:02 PM (zCyNd)

63 Well, texted the guy, I guess, about the Martin.
If he still had it and could maybe come down just a bit. It's already a good price but got posted in mid January so you never know.
Haven't heard back.

Posted by: teej at February 17, 2018 10:02 PM (PlGk9)

64 >>> No shit?

Third shelf, on the left.

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 10:02 PM (cHbmY)

65 You'd think so, right? But who hasn't lost track of that sort of thing?

Posted by: hogmartin
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I suppose, but a decent obstetrician would probably recommend a C-section before the 40th trimester.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (y+SdL)

66 Billion dollar baby?

So it's a Zumwalt

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (6W470)

67 My powerboat is full of clams.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (KP5rU)

68 One quote and the only quote and it could not have been more perfect as I just got in after being on the water. Great photo..

Posted by: sherpa_K2 at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (QAFyR)

69 Nagyon jo! My nipples explode with delight!
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 17, 2018 10:00 PM (zCyNd)

Come to my place bouncy bouncy?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (qJtVm)

70 Closing in on 190 items in my shop. Whew!! I've been busy! If ya get bored or just like looking at pretty stuff just click on my nic and take a stroll through my shop. OH how I wish for a bricks and mortar store but this will do for now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

71 Our church usher dinners are a Bacchanalia of booze and firearms, and oddly cornhole.


Damn, and I thought the Catholics knew how to party.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (prxs+)

72 And spice...definitely this.

Salt shit, pepper shit, garlic shit and, cuz I'm the ONT's resident white hispanic, some picoso shit.

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (ayUOl)

73 Anyone know if TickledPink has a curfew tonight?

Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 10:04 PM (y+SdL)

74 All Hail Eris wants to know what kind of reception those nipples get...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (6W470)

75 OK, I finally listened to the song linked in the top picture. I didn't know there was a link until somebody mentioned it.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

76 Our church usher dinners are a Bacchanalia of booze and firearms, and oddly cornhole.

You must be Episcopalean.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

77 73 Waiting to hear about wardrobe choice?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (nO+fH)

78 Third shelf, on the left.
Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 10:02 PM (cHbmY)

I'm not reaching for it unless it's on the right, cuz that's how I roll.

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (ayUOl)

79 73 Anyone know if TickledPink has a curfew tonight?
Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 10:04 PM (y+SdL)

I wonder if she stood in front of her mirror, alternating between the polka dot and the red dress, and just said fuckit and went for halter top and chaps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (qJtVm)

80 Is Mr. Strange accepting apprentices?

Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 10:06 PM (EzdLW)

81 All Hail Eris wants to know what kind of reception those nipples get...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (6W470)

Delightfully explosive? Or explosively delightful?

Posted by: That Hungarian from Budapest-I've never met a ruder pest at February 17, 2018 10:06 PM (zCyNd)

82 No shit?

Posted by: JAS at February 17, 2018 10:07 PM (7JbXq)

83 ...chaps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (qJtVm)


I'm not gonna ask or comment here!

Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 17, 2018 10:08 PM (gwPgz)

84 23 >>> Happy Caturday, Horde! Nice lot of stories, MisHum.

Didn't we get a kitteh pic in the old days?

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:50 PM (cHbmY)

++++

You have to click to get it. Check out the bad day link.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2018 10:08 PM (pvjTE)

85 I wonder if she stood in front of her mirror, alternating between the polka dot and the red dress, and just said fuckit and went for halter top and chaps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (qJtVm)

Strap-on or no strap-on?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

86 "How about Horse Shit?"

I bought some of them cigarettes in Tijuana back in the day.

Posted by: JAS at February 17, 2018 10:09 PM (7JbXq)

87 I think Tickled is old enough, though not by much, to not have a curfew.

I just hope she has a wonderful time and gets home safe.

**starts pacing a path in the living room rug**

Posted by: teej at February 17, 2018 10:09 PM (PlGk9)

88 Strap-on or no strap-on?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:08 PM (NWiLs)


Had to ruin the image, didn't you. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 10:09 PM (aMlLZ)

89 So, feminist schooled by cunning linguist? Surely I'm not the first to note that!

Posted by: mindful webworker - profoundly simple at February 17, 2018 10:09 PM (3tLP6)

90 With chaps?

Strap-on.

If it's after 6:00 p.m.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:09 PM (qJtVm)

91 If you really want to love carefully, there's one sure way to avoid pregnancy.

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 17, 2018 10:10 PM (2835Q)

92 Eris is getting frisky, she needs another Meet-Up to play her domination games.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (6W470)

93 How is slopestyle different from freestyle?

Posted by: JAS at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (7JbXq)

94 The candiru is truly the stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: navybrat at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (w7KSn)

95 Finally made it to NY. We're staying in an Air BnB in Tuckaho. Nice digs, except for the 6 or 7 inches of snow we're getting tonight.

Gonna go out and explore a bit tomorrow, find the job and hit the supermarket for some grub.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (ZBuiD)

96 Never put yer dick in anything that smells like the Amazon River.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (3g9Il)

97 The ONT Armada"

Sigh. Where I lost those fine guns...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (7LY+6)

98 Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

I gothed out yesterday and wore my Ace of Spades necklace! I love it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:12 PM (qJtVm)

99 Chinese Man Claims He Can Predict a Woman's Future by Fondling Her Breasts

Just one woman, or any woman?

Al Franken also had that ability.

Posted by: mindful webworker - profoundly simple at February 17, 2018 10:12 PM (3tLP6)

100 Tickled pink and I need to talk.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

101 Anyone know if TickledPink has a curfew tonight?
Posted by: FireHorse
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Part of me wants to ask her for an after-action report.

The other part is afraid to her it.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2018 10:12 PM (tr2D7)

102 Well, back to watching "The Sacketts", a TV movie from 1979. Louis L'Amour stories with Tom Selleck, Sam Eliot, Ben Johnson, and the guns are correct for the period. Fun and entertaining. And the DVD looks good on the Bluray machine.

Evening all.

Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2018 10:13 PM (V+03K)

103 And if the English language is "sexist", whose fault is that? We all learned the language from our mothers, who learned it from their mothers, who learned it from their mothers, and so on all the way back. Human languages, such as they are, are almost entirely the creation of the matriarchy; the patriarchy has had little or no input.

Posted by: bof at February 17, 2018 10:13 PM (bNftD)

104 >>>It's not what you say, It's how you say it.

I'm working on a similar method of prognostication, just for the guys. Any volunteers? First time's a freebee.

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 17, 2018 10:13 PM (2835Q)

105 Is link is definitely relevant to the ONT's interests.

https://tinyurl.com/yclhnm2m

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:13 PM (ayUOl)

106 75 OK, I finally listened to the song linked in the top picture. I didn't know there was a link until somebody mentioned it.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

++++

Every pic is a link to youtube tonight.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2018 10:13 PM (pvjTE)

107 Are you shittin' me ?

Posted by: The Spice Jar at February 17, 2018 10:14 PM (EzdLW)

108 Ugh! *hear* it.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2018 10:14 PM (tr2D7)

109 92 Eris is getting frisky, she needs another Meet-Up to play her domination games.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (6W470)


*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

110 She said she was a stripper.
She was mighty pretty, too.
But I had to drop her when she said
her stage name, Candiru.

Posted by: mindful webworker - running for the exit at February 17, 2018 10:14 PM (3tLP6)

111 Ha! Eris! I was meaning to ask if it is still looking okay. You know, you just tell me if something goes wrong with it okay? I take care of my rons and ettes. I've said before as long as I am alive and still doing this I will fix anything you bought from me. No charge of course. If you ain't happy, I ain't happy!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:15 PM (dUJdY)

112 That pic don't float my boat.

Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 17, 2018 10:15 PM (HQfxm)

113 The candiru is truly the stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: navybrat at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (w7KSn)


Maybe not to male figure skaters, they probably envy the damn thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (aMlLZ)

114 The candiru is truly the stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: navybrat at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (w7KSn)
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true dat...

i clenched up, and i'm sitting in a chair, in a house built above grade, in the Northern Hemisphere, in the middle of a desert.

Note to self: extra chlorine in the pool from now on, once we re-fill it. FTS.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (yo4+E)

115 KEEP FISH AWAY FROM THE PENIS

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (DAdSz)

116 107,
Nope. Have a jar of Hot Shit in the pantry right now.

And yes, we have a real pantry, so 1 percenters and all that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:17 PM (7LY+6)

117 Candiria - Mereya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTXbtL1Kor8

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:17 PM (ayUOl)

118 DO NOT DANGLE YOUR PENIS OUT OF THE BOAT.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (qJtVm)

119 KEEP FISH AWAY FROM THE PENIS
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (DAdSz)


WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (y87Qq)

120 Speaking of Goth, last night at Wally World had a Goth Pagan Priestess come into the store.

Remember in The Craft the tall slim brunette? She reminded me of that character. Flowing black lacy black dress with full-lenth sleeves that flared at the wrists. Straight dark brown hair with just enough body touching shoulders. Pale make-up. Dark eyeshadow and dark blue lipstick.

Remarked to a co-worker that I was waiting to see what she summoned.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (6W470)

121 shepherding a NY strip and a baked potato along to the dinner plate, all due in < 10 mikes, give or take....

if i drop out for a bit, one guess where i went...

(not that anyone cares, of course %-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (yo4+E)

122 118 Quit yellin'

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (nO+fH)

123 Great stuff Jewell. Unfortunately my wife isn't a jewelry wearer. I bought her a nice Emerald necklace one time and she made me take it back.

I didn't know you were from Lee's Summit. That's where my company's headquarters is located.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 17, 2018 10:19 PM (ZBuiD)

124 119 KEEP FISH AWAY FROM THE PENIS
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (DAdSz)

WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (y87Qq)

THAT LEFT THE CROWD SPEECHLESS

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:19 PM (ayUOl)

125 Is this date with the guy who's going to watch her put Brazilian meat in her mouth all night?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

126 Isn*t *love carefully day* when one of you has a bladder infection?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2018 10:19 PM (tr2D7)

127 You know the one time I was in Tabatinga Brazil, swimming in the Amazon never popped into my mind...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (6W470)

128 The scariest thing in water may be the little box jellyfish of Northern Australia. If it doesn't kill you immediately, the pain is so intense you'll beg to be killed.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (pV/54)

129 Just stumbled on this. Merkins are making a fashion comeback, looks like:
https://nypost.com/2018/02/16/these-nyfw-vagina-wigs-speak-for-themselves/


"Put on your red dress baby, 'cause we're going out tonight

Put on your red dress baby, 'cause we're going out tonight


Put on your high-heeled sneakers 'cause we're going out tonight

Put your wig-hat on your...um...your...aah...on your..."

crap

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (tRaq7)

130 CAPS ARE FOR BEN ROETHLISBERGER
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY

Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (EzdLW)

131 Candiria - Without Water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff2ync9k918

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (ayUOl)

132 redc1c4 - I'll bring truffle butter if you share.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (nO+fH)

133 The scariest thing in water may be the little box jellyfish of Northern Australia. If it doesn't kill you immediately, the pain is so intense you'll beg to be killed.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (pV/54)


Irukandji! Ask for it by name.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (y87Qq)

134 Great minds JTB.
I have a dvd set that has The Sacketts and Conagher.
Both fine flicks.

Posted by: teej at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (PlGk9)

135 No, that boat in the first pic is most assuredly not the Sunk New Dawn.

Though, the boat in the first pic is most assuredly swamped, and on the verge of sinking.

Otherwise, it's not fit to have been a barnacle on the New Dawn's hull.

*raises a drink to the memory of the New Dawn*


Cheers!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (QzJWU)

136 KEEP FISH AWAY FROM THE PENIS
Posted by: Cheriebebe


The Drudge Report once upon a time linked to a story warning against swimming in some areas, because, as I remember him saying, mens' testes fit perfectly in the fishes' mouth.

Leaving WELL ASIDE why Matt Drudge liked that story, meet the pacu - tinyurl.com/p6r7r5t

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (6FqZa)

137 Is this date with the guy who's going to watch her put Brazilian meat in her mouth all night?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

Tonight's ONT is going to be fetishistic, isn't it?

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (ayUOl)

138 128 The scariest thing in water may be the little box jellyfish of Northern Australia. If it doesn't kill you immediately, the pain is so intense you'll beg to be killed.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (pV/54)


(crosses "visit Australia" off of bucket list)

Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (Vb4BV)

139 8
Just stumbled on this. Merkins are making a fashion comeback, looks like:
https://nypost.com/2018/02/16/these-nyfw-vagina-wigs-speak-for-themselves/
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 17, 2018 09:46 PM (8O3HH)

*pukes*

They sound disgusting, but I bet they'll keep the candirus out.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (rHGeg)

140 Jewells, still ain't seeing ammo jewelry. Might have to craft myself. I'll send pix.

Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (HQfxm)

141 KEEP FISH AWAY FROM THE PENIS
--

I once had a Great Northern Pike on the line. Brought the fish in, and the lure was so far down the Pike's throat that the hook disgorger wouldn't reach until I put several fingers into the mouth of the fish.

Hint: Don't do that. Get a longer disgorger.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 10:23 PM (roQNm)

142 The candiru thing sounds one step removed from drop bears.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

143 139: The babes love moldy smelling pubis.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

144 Just stumbled on this. Merkins are making a fashion comeback, looks like:
https://nypost.com/2018/02/16/these-nyfw-vagina-wigs-speak-for-themselves/


I'm not sure I want to hear one speak.

But just in case I did, what would it say?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 10:24 PM (tRaq7)

145

Candy Roo
The stripper from down under

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:24 PM (IqV8l)

146 Skandia...and it's always the pike you have no desire to keep that do that.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (nO+fH)

147 137 Is this date with the guy who's going to watch her put Brazilian meat in her mouth all night?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

Tonight's ONT is going to be fetishistic, isn't it?
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (ayUOl)

Well it wasn't MY idea!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

148
The Drudge Report once upon a time linked to a story warning against swimming in some areas, because, as I remember him saying, mens' testes fit perfectly in the fishes' mouth.
----
Is this not a compelling argument for Intelligent Design?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (qJtVm)

149 Get a longer disgorger.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 10:23 PM (roQNm)

Why not just simply asking the Paolo?

Posted by: Paolo at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (ayUOl)

150 Traveling Man.. what's the company?

RI.. waiting on the casings.. Just ordered the other day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)

151 120
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (6W470)


Now you're just torturing me.

Anywho.

I didn't get to mention in the movie thread that the first movie I saw in a theater was "The Battle of Britain". My dad took me when I was about 10.

It looks like the whole thing is on YouTube. I will have to check it out. Here is one scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MwczFAOm48

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 10:26 PM (sdi6R)

152 They sound disgusting, but I bet they'll keep the candirus out.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (rHGeg)

Baleen for the snootch.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

153 Candiru - Totem animal of the US Democrat Party.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:26 PM (6W470)

154 RI.. waiting on the casings.. Just ordered the other day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)


* whispers *

pew... pew...

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:26 PM (y87Qq)

155 cuz I'm the ONT's resident white hispanic, some picoso shit.
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up



White, wide and wise FTW.

Posted by: Sonja Sotomayor at February 17, 2018 10:27 PM (2835Q)

156 RI..feel to send pics though.. you should be able to send them to my shop. If not my email. Jewells45 at the yahoo place.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

157 I once had a Great Northern Pike on the line. Brought the fish in, and the lure was so far down the Pike's throat that the hook disgorger wouldn't reach until I put several fingers into the mouth of the fish.

Hint: Don't do that. Get a longer disgorger.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse
---
I hear ya. The first muskie I ever caught I landed by sticking my fingers under the gills. Luckily, the fish was rather small. Only cut me horribly instead of losing my hand.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2018 10:27 PM (tr2D7)

158 Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (EzdLW)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HANDS IS NOT BEN ROETHLISBERGER BUT IS USING CAPS WHILE EXPLAINING THAT ONLY I, BEN ROETHLISBERGER, CAN USE CAPS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 17, 2018 10:27 PM (rHGeg)

159
The scariest thing in water may be the little box jellyfish of Northern Australia. If it doesn't kill you immediately, the pain is so intense you'll beg to be killed.
Posted by: Ignoramus


Sounds like the naval version of gympie gympie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:28 PM (IqV8l)

160 158: Not what your wife said.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 10:28 PM (KP5rU)

161 128 The scariest thing in water may be the little box jellyfish of Northern Australia. If it doesn't kill you immediately, the pain is so intense you'll beg to be killed.
Posted by: Ignoramus


I'm going with frozen alien snake babies under the antarctic...

(oh, shit, Bob, I just fucked up...)

Posted by: Alan at NSA at February 17, 2018 10:29 PM (KXVP7)

162
White, wide and wise FTW.
Posted by: Sonja Sotomayor at February 17, 2018 10:27 PM (2835Q)

Who's your papi, bitch?

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 10:29 PM (ayUOl)

163 153 Candiru - Totem animal of the US Democrat Party.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:26 PM (6W470)

What about me?!?

Posted by: The Jackass at February 17, 2018 10:29 PM (rHGeg)

164 Sorry Rickl, didn't mean to.

What does the movies Battle of Britain and Dunkirk have oddly in common. Well besides the Hurricanes and Spitfires. Both used Ha.1112s to stand in for the Bf-109s.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:30 PM (6W470)

165 Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (EzdLW)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HANDS IS NOT BEN ROETHLISBERGER BUT IS USING CAPS WHILE EXPLAINING THAT ONLY I, BEN ROETHLISBERGER, CAN USE CAPS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 17, 2018 10:27 PM

=================================


That just made my night.

Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 10:30 PM (EzdLW)

166 163 I'd like to serve.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 17, 2018 10:31 PM (nO+fH)

167 from the other thread, anyone else see the early 80's piece of shit movie "Green Ice"?

Some movie that as a kid I saw on hbo because they played it non stop like "no deposit, no return" but for I assume adults.

Blast from the past.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 17, 2018 10:31 PM (V3U1L)

168 What about me?!?
Posted by: The Jackass
[once upon a time, Totem animal of the US Democrat Party]

You have a functioning penis. Democrat nu-males not so much

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 10:31 PM (6FqZa)

169 "119 KEEP FISH AWAY FROM THE PENIS

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (DAdSz)



WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (y87Qq)



THAT LEFT THE CROWD SPEECHLESS

Posted by: Robert"


AND WILL PAY OFF YOUR MORTGAGE

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 17, 2018 10:31 PM (w+Jhj)

170 Just remember, too, that pretend scholars in pretend subjects like muh feminism don't actually know anything and rest on laurels composed of "shit no one actually read"

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 17, 2018 10:32 PM (V3U1L)

171 *puts cotton in ears to mute the sound of ALL CAPS*

Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 10:33 PM (EzdLW)

172 I'll bring truffle butter if you share.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (nO+fH)
---
good luck talking Resid3nt 3v1L out of her share...

she owns moar guns than i do, and is a better shot, never having been subjected to Army "training".

however, if you live in SoCal, we might be able to arrange a mini-MoMe w/o the need for violence.

oh yeah, and we're having a "Zin Alley" West Side Paso Robles zinfandel with all this. Frank makes *awesome* wine.

http://www.zinalley.com/index.php

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 10:34 PM (yo4+E)

173 most students I know major in Sociology

so they can be socialists. really!

Posted by: booknlass at February 17, 2018 10:34 PM (bjSMX)

174 FW fish? Meh. Saw a guy try to remove lure from a 10 lb bluefish.

Lots of blood, there was. Plus fewer attached fingers...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:34 PM (7LY+6)

175 lol.. oh my.. getting a little weird here. Think I will turn in for the night. Making hubby's birthday dinner tomorrow. Pasta and meatballs, salad and chocolate cake for desert. There goes my diet...

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (dUJdY)

176 138 128 The scariest thing in water may be the little box jellyfish of Northern Australia. If it doesn't kill you immediately, the pain is so intense you'll beg to be killed.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (pV/54)

(crosses "visit Australia" off of bucket list)

Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (Vb4BV)

++++

Ah yes, Australia. Home of the spiders big enough to sit on your face and cover the whole thing.

Not everyone is into that kind of thing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (pvjTE)

177 When I was very young, I wanted to be a Navy diver, until I learned about diving in zero visibility conditions and read about the things that live in the sea.

Nope, I want to be at the top of the food chain, not somewhere in the middle.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (roQNm)

178 Somebody getting boned?

Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (kBuGL)

179 Robert might finally be ready for Rei-Rei: Missionary of Love. Here is the first twelve minutes.

https://youtu.be/D8VIWuIH-rs

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (6W470)

180 Darwin sez, loss of fingers is better than loss of testes

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (6FqZa)

181 your hovercraft is full of eels?

my skiff is full of Schiff. Watch your step.


also, Tyrrus on the Gutfeld show suggested that Pelosi's problem might be those afternoon brandies.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (ILitO)

182 Watching the media attack PDJT smile in pics with the school shooting survivors while not going after Obama for golfing right after that American was beheaded (James Foley?) makes me sick.

Posted by: Jmel at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (OeWgo)

183 I have a faint recollection seeing some of those seasonings somewhere; possibly a grocery store Kansas.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (rHGeg)

184
KEEP FISH AWAY FROM THE PENIS

GOD SAID MAN SAID DOT COM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (IqV8l)

185 178 Somebody getting boned?
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (kBuGL)

The American taxpayer.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

186 Home of the spiders big enough to sit on your face and cover the whole thing.
Not everyone is into that kind of thing.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


Party pooper.

Posted by: Lena at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (6FqZa)

187 119 KEEP FISH AWAY FROM THE PENIS

Posted by: Cheriebebe

WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK

Posted by: hogmartin

THAT LEFT THE CROWD SPEECHLESS

Posted by: Robert"

AND WILL PAY OFF YOUR MORTGAGE
Posted by: AshevilleRobert


YOU GO NOW!

Posted by: LaceWigs at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (KXVP7)

188 175: Jewels, diets are for quitters. Enjoy!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

189 So the linguist is saying that women shouldn't be allowed to read?

Posted by: Cathy Newman at February 17, 2018 10:37 PM (EzdLW)

190 Love Zins red. I'm in northern WI so I'm safe from 3v1L. Enjoy!

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 17, 2018 10:37 PM (nO+fH)

191 Traveling Man.. what's the company?

RI.. waiting on the casings.. Just ordered the other day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)


Shhhh... Diamond Contractors.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 17, 2018 10:38 PM (ZBuiD)

192 190 Love Zins red. I'm in northern WI so I'm safe from 3v1L. Enjoy!
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 17, 2018 10:37 PM (nO+fH)

That's because its too damn cold here.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2018 10:38 PM (3/sUh)

193 Jewels your shop is lovely and I just made a purchase.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:38 PM (DAdSz)

194 movie "Green Ice"

Anne Archer. Still got it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:38 PM (7LY+6)

195 144 Just stumbled on this. Merkins are making a fashion comeback, looks like:
https://nypost.com/2018/02/16/these-nyfw-vagina-wigs-speak-for-themselves/

I'm not sure I want to hear one speak.

But just in case I did, what would it say?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 10:24 PM (tRaq7)

++++

Don't mind the candiru.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2018 10:38 PM (pvjTE)

196 190: Another honeybadger!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 10:39 PM (KP5rU)

197 Ah yes, Australia. Home of the spiders big enough to sit on your face and cover the whole thing.



I'm not sedentary.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 17, 2018 10:39 PM (nO+fH)

198 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (6W470)

*Deep breath*

*Follows link*

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 10:40 PM (ayUOl)

199 If the English language were patriarchal and sexist then Dickens would have written A Christmas Carl.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 10:41 PM (y+SdL)

200 194 movie "Green Ice"

Anne Archer. Still got it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse

----

holy shit, the wife from Patriot Games!


(the rapp on her was that she was typecast as the perfect wife. sad)

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 17, 2018 10:42 PM (V3U1L)

201 Mis Hum, we went and saw the 15:17 To Paris today. Loved it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:42 PM (nO+fH)

202 I'm eavesdropping while Eldest Kidlet tries to get Son to smell her fingernails because her new nail polish is "Christmas Splendor" scented. Yes, my family is Odd.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 10:42 PM (rp9xB)

203 I believe all that shit is made in Texas. I got a bunch of that shit for my in laws Christmas before last. They got a real kick out of it and said the dip shit was really good.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 17, 2018 10:43 PM (kufk0)

204 201 Mis Hum, we went and saw the 15:17 To Paris today. Loved it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:42 PM (nO+fH)

Deplorable, Knuckle dragging mouth breather



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2018 10:44 PM (3/sUh)

205 A girl goes shopping for one minute and her comment to reflect the heebiejeebieness of penis fish becomes a thread meme. Heh.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:44 PM (DAdSz)

206 the wife from Patriot Games! "

Indeed. So very hotness... ummmmm.

Nevermind.

So, what were we discussing?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:44 PM (7LY+6)

207 8
Just stumbled on this. Merkins are making a fashion comeback, looks like:
https://nypost.com/2018/02/16/these-nyfw-vagina-wigs-speak-for-themselves/
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 17, 2018 09:46 PM (8O3HH)


Am I the only one who is annoyed when a vulva is called a vagina?

If those ladies were wearing wigs on (in?) their vaginas, they would be out of sight.

Posted by: Emmie at February 17, 2018 10:45 PM (/A+Cl)

208 I'm eavesdropping while Eldest Kidlet tries to get Son to smell her fingernails because her new nail polish is "Christmas Splendor" scented. Yes, my family is Odd.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 10:42 PM (rp9xB)


d'awwww :3

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:45 PM (y87Qq)

209 I believe all that shit is made in Texas."

Surprised?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:45 PM (7LY+6)

210 Nite all.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 17, 2018 10:46 PM (ZBuiD)

211 Keith Emerson - Green Ice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9GxpTQgSlI

Nothing to do with the movie, AFAIK. Be sure to take a good look at the album cover, the pic on the back is hilarious if you can find it anywhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 10:48 PM (tRaq7)

212 night, y'all...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:48 PM (7LY+6)

213 BREAKING: Big news from the Winter Olympics is that some male skaters just might be gay.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (oVJmc)

214 In college, they called me The Randy Candiru. Good times.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (Tyii7)

215 highway to hell playing right now, why do i think of mclame and pelosi?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (KP5rU)

216
What's the difference between a vulva and a vagina?

Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (kBuGL)

217 28 I don't know about 1 in 5 births being teenagers, but I'm on board with at least 70% of those being unplanned. Most couples are just expecting a baby.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (y87Qq)

In several counties in Pennsylvania 70-80% of births are to teenage mothers, but only a small amount of those are unplanned. Both of these statistics are due to the Amish marrying young and encouraging large families.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 10:50 PM (rHGeg)

218 216
What's the difference between a vulva and a vagina?
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (kBuGL)

Taint much.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

219 WI so I'm safe from 3v1L.

njoy!Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 17, 2018 10:37 PM (nO+fH)
---
are you sure? she owns a 416 Barrett...

in all seriousness, Frank makes an awesome Zin AND a Zin port, both of which are to kill, not die, for...

not cheap either, but, if you can have them shipped, you won't be sorry.

(imho, of course)

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 10:51 PM (yo4+E)

220 What's the difference between a vulva and a vagina?

I think you might need some remedial work.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 17, 2018 10:51 PM (Tyii7)

221 What's the difference between a vulva and a vagina?
Posted by: Nick Nailer


Smoke and fire.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2018 10:51 PM (KXVP7)

222 Watching that Rei Rei clip, I didn't understand why the girl was injected with egg yolk. It made her allergic to scrambled eggs, I guess?

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 10:52 PM (ayUOl)

223 Thanks red, I'll check it out.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:53 PM (nO+fH)

224

I saw Heebiejeebieness of Penis Fish open for County Joe and the Fish at the Fillmore in 68.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:53 PM (IqV8l)

225 216
What's the difference between a vulva and a vagina?
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (kBuGL)

Gold or diamonds, depending on how far you want to get with a girl.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 10:53 PM (ayUOl)

226 Is there a team that has the dread Candiru as a mascot?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:54 PM (qJtVm)

227
Is there a team that has the dread Candiru as a mascot?

US men's Olympic skating team

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:54 PM (IqV8l)

228 213 BREAKING: Big news from the Winter Olympics is that some male skaters just might be gay.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (oVJmc)

It would shock me if any male figure skaters were straight.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (rHGeg)

229 What's the difference between a vulva and a vagina?

One gets about 20-30 miles to the gallon, is built like a tank complete with airbags and safety features, and the other is a luxury Swedish automobile make. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (eMKNe)

230 I saw Heebiejeebieness of Penis Fish
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:53 PM (IqV8l)


Candiru just got an official collective noun.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (y87Qq)

231 Anne Archer is a raging scientologist and flaming crazy.

So basically typical woman.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (SkuXa)

232 Hey everybody, again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (eMKNe)

233 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:54 PM (qJtVm)



Where did Schiff go to school?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (nO+fH)

234 216
What's the difference between a vulva and a vagina?
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (kBuGL)


I gonna play this straight.

The vulva is outside. The vagina is inside. The vagina is the birth canal, for instance. The vulva includes the mons pubis, the labia, etc.

Posted by: Emmie at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (/A+Cl)

235 Is there a team that has the dread Candiru as a mascot?

Yes.

Posted by: LaBrah James at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (Tyii7)

236 How do the penis fish know they're swimming into a penis?

Won't a woman's hoo-hah do in a pinch?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 10:56 PM (eMKNe)

237 236 How do the penis fish know they're swimming into a penis?

Won't a woman's hoo-hah do in a pinch?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 10:56 PM (eMKNe)

They study human anatomy in school.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

238 Robert, the doctor seduced the teenage girl. Coerced her into the Sisterhood saying how they truly were in love. The shots were given so the girl would die of an allergic reaction and Doc KillJoy gets the girl's inheritance.

So it falls to the boy who is now a girl to seduce the doctor's real love interest to throw a real spanner in the works and save the girl he is in love with.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:56 PM (6W470)

239 Re: picture. Hard rain last night. Time to bail 'er out and go fishing on the still waters.

Posted by: geoffb at February 17, 2018 10:57 PM (zOpu5)

240 236 How do the penis fish know they're swimming into a penis?

Won't a woman's hoo-hah do in a pinch?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 10:56 PM (eMKNe)

Their are anecdotal reports of that happening.

Posted by: Surfperch, closing the metaphorical blinds at February 17, 2018 10:57 PM (rHGeg)

241 No medal today for Lindsey The Cunt Vonn.
And the bitch doubled down on Trump hate going after deporables. Stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 17, 2018 10:58 PM (RjiLf)

242 One gets about 20-30 miles to the gallon, is built like a tank complete with airbags and safety features, and the other is a luxury Swedish automobile make. ;-)

But they're both rather boxy looking.

Really safe, from what I hear, though.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 10:58 PM (tRaq7)

243 The shits can be found at www.specialshit.com

They're from Texas, so you know the shit is better than the rest.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2018 10:58 PM (DMUuz)

244
How do the penis fish know they're swimming into a penis?

They instinctively know the difference between a Volvo and a Volkswagen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:58 PM (IqV8l)

245 "holy shit, the wife from Patriot Games!


Posted by: zibbly wibbly"

She had the wrong color hair. Cathy Ryan was supposed to be blond.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 17, 2018 10:59 PM (w+Jhj)

246
OMG! There is a bearded lady on the front page of Breitbart.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 10:59 PM (roQNm)

247 Gates McFadden was Dr. Cathy Ryan in The Hunt for Red October.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:00 PM (6W470)

248 Is there a team that has the dread Candiru as a mascot?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:54

Yeah, but they keep losing to the Trojans.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:00 PM (QpTNr)

249 So a Maniga is a dude who looks and acts like a woman on the inside while a Mulva is a dude who looks and acts like a woman on the outside?

Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:00 PM (kBuGL)

250 234: Where else on the internet can you get anatomy lessons like that?

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

251 Updating 12 of 28...

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 17, 2018 11:00 PM (rHGeg)

252 dis shit be fucked, yo!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

253 Anna, Gates McFadden from Next Generation?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM (nO+fH)

254 What the heck is the mons pubis?

Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM (kBuGL)

255 I gonna play this straight.
Posted by: Emmie at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM


If the Daywalkers ever find out something was played straight, the reputation of the ONT will be ruined.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM (DMUuz)

256 i learn such amazing things from all you fascinating people living in my computer.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (DAdSz)

257 Yes Uso, Dr. Crusher.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (6W470)

258 the doctor seduced the teenage girl. Coerced her into the Sisterhood saying how they truly were in love. The shots were given so the girl would die of an allergic reaction and Doc KillJoy gets the girl's inheritance.

So it falls to the boy who is now a girl to seduce the doctor's real love interest to throw a real spanner in the works and save the girl he is in love with.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:56 PM (6W470)

Ooohhhh, I get it now!

Posted by: Robert kinda skipped around at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (ayUOl)

259 How do the penis fish know they're swimming into a penis?

As much as that thought makes "things" go into hiding, IYKWIMAITTYD fellas, how would you not feel that?

Ewww...remind me never to go swimming there, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (tRaq7)

260 1:00 PM (rHGeg) I am getting a good chuckle out of these so thanks.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (84F5k)

261 So the jackass skier who said he was glad he broke his thumb so he wouldn't have to shake Pence's hand.....his whole family, friends are at the bottom of the run.....not with American flags but rainbow flags

Go live in Iran a**hole

Spit>

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (mMeIQ)

262 Updating 12 of 28...



Ya, this last Dell BIOS update has really slowed the machines down, especially the virtual ones.

Must be a Windows 10 update in the pipe.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (roQNm)

263 So, Horde...what are we drinking tonight?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)

264 Posted by: PaleRider at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (84F5k)

Updating 13 of 28...

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (rHGeg)

265 I've missed talking airplanes with you Anna!

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (nO+fH)

266 Pence is probably too genteel to say "I didn't want to shake your hand anyway,dick breath"So I just said it for him.

Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (LiyEm)

267 254 What the heck is the mons pubis?
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM


Geographically similar to the Mons Veneris, but not Olympus Mons.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (DMUuz)

268 254 What the heck is the mons pubis?
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM (kBuGL)

I think it's the constellation near Virgo.

Posted by: Robert kinda skipped around at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (ayUOl)

269 Just plain apple juice

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (DAdSz)

270 Robert, luckily there were only two OVAs with Kaguya and Pipin. Second one an Otaku gets absorbed into his gaming console and so do others. And Kaguya has to go in as Player One to save the innocents.

So this anime in this one episode went places other shows would later follow.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (6W470)

271 Thanks steevy!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 17, 2018 11:07 PM (mMeIQ)

272 So which airplane is on your mind tonight?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:07 PM (6W470)

273 Steerman

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM (nO+fH)

274 What the heck is the mons pubis?
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM (kBuGL)

I think it's the constellation near Virgo.
Posted by: Robert kinda skipped around at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM

I thought is was that really big mountain on Mars.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM (roQNm)

275 254 What the heck is the mons pubis?
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM

Geographically similar to the Mons Veneris, but not Olympus Mons.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (DMUuz)

I think it's the constellation near Virgo.
Posted by: Robert kinda skipped around at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (ayUOl)

Just plain apple juice
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (DAdSz)


can't... breathe...

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM (y87Qq)

276 PT-17 Yellow Peril?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM (6W470)

277 263 So, Horde...what are we drinking tonight?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)

Loneliness.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM (NWiLs)

278 PT-17 Yellow Peril?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Dixon Ticonderoga #2

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2018 11:09 PM (KXVP7)

279 261: Sigh, I am so old I remember when the lieberals 'wanted the government to stay out of my bedroom.' Now they are trying to insist the whole world watch and applaud. Not going to happen creeps. I don't even like hetero intimacy being shoved in my face. I want a world where people keep their private lives private.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 17, 2018 11:10 PM (84F5k)

280 Everybody is a tough guy right before they get put in the candiru tank.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 11:10 PM (fA1SL)

281 adios, i'm done.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

282 So, Horde...what are we drinking tonight?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)

Chamomile, blackberry and lavender tea-hoping it will get me to sleep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (8+Ozj)

283 266 Pence is probably too genteel to say "I didn't want to shake your hand anyway,dick breath"So I just said it for him.
Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (LiyEm)

Thank You!

Posted by: Mike Pence at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (rHGeg)

284 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (6W470

*Takes a step baack*

The theme of the ONT...porn, penis fish and vajoo.

I fucking love this place.

Posted by: Robert kinda skipped around at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (ayUOl)

285 Since the NLRB upheld the Damore firing than firing people left wing political views is fine too,right?

Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (LiyEm)

286 The gay skier who wont shake Pence's hand fell in a practice run today and sevwrely bruised his hip. Tje karma in S. Korea is strong.

I hope all these assholes break many bones yo come.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (UP2AQ)

287 Everybody is a tough guy right before they get put in the candiru tank.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,


Oh, pick me!!!

Posted by: Ensign James Tiberius Kirk at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (KXVP7)

288 Then there is Dr. Wattsman who thinks Zadinga ore is actually members of an intelligent race that is in stasis while waiting for the universe to better suit them. Zadinga ore is vitally important because without it, hyperspace travel becomes impossible.

re: case file Project Eden of the WWWA agents "The Lovely Angels."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (6W470)

289 So, Horde...what are we drinking tonight?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)

Loneliness.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM

But it's better than drinking alone...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (QpTNr)

290 Must be a Windows 10 update in the pipe.

It's a big one. My machine got updated and suddenly I couldn't save to my music mixing program (Reaper). Took me a couple of days to figure out what was going on since I'd never had that problem before. It's because Windows Defender now automatically prevents changes to most of the folders and one of them was my Music folder where I keep the songs I mix for a hobby.

I haven't found a way to disable that on the folders, but you can tell it which apps to allow changes, which I did. Works like it did before and I've created a new folder for all that now.

You'll get a "file not created" warning with programs when you go to save them, but it won't say why. Open Office was another one was affected.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 11:12 PM (tRaq7)

291 Yes Anna. One I've actually flown and landed (badly).

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 11:12 PM (nO+fH)

292 The USS Olympic.

Posted by: Muns at February 17, 2018 11:13 PM (fO+6C)

293 "Everybody is a tough guy right before they get put in the candiru tank.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,"

That would be a good scene in a movie. The bad guy is lowering the hero into a tank of water as he's describing what the fish does.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 17, 2018 11:13 PM (w+Jhj)

294 re: PT-17. Name the movie -"Davey I'm taking control."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:13 PM (6W470)

295 289 So, Horde...what are we drinking tonight?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)

Loneliness.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM

But it's better than drinking alone...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (QpTNr)

Laa dee daa de de daaa

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:14 PM (NWiLs)

296 Steevy... WUT?

Does this mean the guys lawsuit falls apart?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:14 PM (DAdSz)

297 PT-17. Name the movie -"Davey I'm taking control."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:13 PM (6W470)


Tora! Tora! Tora!

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:15 PM (y87Qq)

298 So, Horde...what are we drinking tonight?

Guinness. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 11:15 PM (tRaq7)

299 "It's a big one. My machine got updated and suddenly I
couldn't save to my music mixing program (Reaper). Took me a couple of
days to figure out what was going on since I'd never had that problem
before. It's because Windows Defender now automatically prevents changes
to most of the folders and one of them was my Music folder where I keep
the songs I mix for a hobby.



I haven't found a way to disable that on the folders, but you can
tell it which apps to allow changes, which I did. Works like it did
before and I've created a new folder for all that now.



You'll get a "file not created" warning with programs when you go to
save them, but it won't say why. Open Office was another one was
affected.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster"


Oh great. Something else to screw with my company's program. I'll have to warn the tech support guys on Monday.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 17, 2018 11:15 PM (w+Jhj)

300 So, Horde...what are we drinking tonight?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM



Bundaberg rum.

Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:15 PM (qGuLD)

301 Jane D'oh kindly posted an interview with Mike Pence seeking to someone about Joy Behar saying he was crazy because he "spoke" to Jesus. It was a good interview. He said that faith was the most important thing in he and Karen's life, so I expect while some militantly gay athlete not shaking his hand bothered him a bit, he just let it go and figured it was the guy's problem, not his.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:15 PM (8+Ozj)

302 First heard of the candiru from reading William S. Burroughs. Dude was fucked in the head, but a brilliant author.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 11:15 PM (fA1SL)

303

...with a chaser of despair.

Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (qGuLD)

304 PT-17. Name the movie -"Davey I'm taking control."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:13 PM (6W470)


The actual plane is at the Missouri memorial (I don't think it's a Stearman).

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (y87Qq)

305 296 Article on the top of the sidebar.

Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (LiyEm)

306
So, Horde...what are we drinking tonight?


Kink lemonade

Posted by: CNN at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (EzdLW)

307 Can I please just say that Neil DeFaggot Tyson is a useless Affirmative Action promoted dummy with a reptilian morality, a scumbag face and a simpleminded, urine-soaked pea-sized brain.

In this age of 24/7 shock and outrage speech policing and subsequent firings and apologies, I honestly cannot believe what famous, prominent liberals get away with saying. This is Asshole's tweet from today, before the tiny bodies are even all in the ground:

----------------------------------
Evidence collected over many years, obtained from many locations,
indicates that the power of Prayer is insufficient to stop bullets from
killing school children.
----------------------------------

The things I want to type but won't, are so numerous and creative, your head would spin.

Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (rv0Fo)

308 303

...with a chaser of despair.
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (qGuLD)

A sidecar of the bitter tears of regret.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (NWiLs)

309 Top photo is probably just about perfect. Ya can almost feel the chill in the air.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (fA1SL)

310 295 289 So, Horde...what are we drinking tonight?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)

Loneliness.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM

But it's better than drinking alone...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (QpTNr)

Laa dee daa de de daaa
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:14 PM (NWiLs)


Well, hey, you're drinking with us.

Or I'm drinking with you all.

Something like that.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

311 Chamomile, blackberry and lavender tea-hoping it will get me to sleep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM

Hey, FS!

Thought you might be interested in this

https://tinyurl.com/ybs3m7uz

That link is a couple of years old, by I had the privilege to see this in person last night. Words fail me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (QpTNr)

312 The things I want to type but won't, are so numerous and creative, your head would spin.
Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (rv0Fo)

Spin me, baby!

Posted by: Robert wants Tom feel all the rage at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (ayUOl)

313 Open Office was another one was affected.

--

I've been experimenting with virtual linux OS running under Oracle VirtualBox with Window 10 as a host. (Trying to get a remote firewire drive set up as a network drive, and windows 10 doesn't network with anything. Though it might be my DSL router. I
Can't tell.)

But the virtual Fedora 27 instance became unusable after the update; keystrokes from the keyboard weren't getting to Fedora which is running very slow.

Another dream shot down.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (roQNm)

314 A sidecar of the bitter tears of regret.


Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM


cheers. *raises glass*.

Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (qGuLD)

315 This microphone smells like beer

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (NWiLs)

316 What's the difference between a vulva and a vagina?

Aaaannnnd, that's when the riot started, officer.

Posted by: mindful webworker - they beat that poor meme to death at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (3tLP6)

317 Oh kami, Robert is listening to "You spin me right round"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (6W470)

318 Tom? Really, autocorrect? Really?

Posted by: Robert th8nks autocucumber disapproves Of sock puppeting at February 17, 2018 11:19 PM (ayUOl)

319 Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (rv0Fo)

Just laugh at him. It's just stupid. Faith in God is not like some magic shield of invisibility against any bad things happening to us. If it were everyone would be a Christian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:20 PM (8+Ozj)

320 This microphone smells like beer
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM

Man, what are you doing here?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (QpTNr)

321 I smell Linux posts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (IcT7t)

322 314 A sidecar of the bitter tears of regret.


Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM


cheers. *raises glass*.
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (qGuLD)

To better days.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (NWiLs)

323 Tom? Really, autocorrect? Really?

Posted by: Robert th8nks autocucumber disapproves Of sock puppeting at February 17, 2018 11:19 PM (ayUOl)

LOL, autocorrect fucking up my jokes almost makes me madder than Neil DeFaggot.

ALMOST

Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (rv0Fo)

324 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (6W470)

Berserker got me started on a Halloween kick.

https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFCA0B62B4AEA0E2C

\m/

Posted by: Robert th8nks autocucumber disapproves Of sock puppeting at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (ayUOl)

325 Note to Self: Never go swimming in the Amazon.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (QMwOT)

326 I smell Linux posts.

Then you better check your dumps.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (6W470)

327 Chamomile, blackberry and lavender tea-hoping it will get me to sleep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (8+Ozj)

Try adding kava kava to the tea as a sleep aid. Seems to work for me.

Posted by: tbodie at February 17, 2018 11:22 PM (XqXVp)

328 320 This microphone smells like beer
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM

Man, what are you doing here?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (QpTNr)

I'm Davey, and I'm still in the Navy.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:22 PM (QMwOT)

329 311 Chamomile, blackberry and lavender tea-hoping it will get me to sleep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM

Hey, FS!

Thought you might be interested in this

https://tinyurl.com/ybs3m7uz

That link is a couple of years old, by I had the privilege to see this in person last night. Words fail me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (QpTNr)

Sounds like a load of dingoes' kidneys to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)

330 To better days.


Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM



You fucking said it, man.

Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:23 PM (qGuLD)

331 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (QpTNr)

Thanks, That is very interesting and awesome.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:23 PM (8+Ozj)

332 I think it's time we had a discussion of the concept of time as the space in which intentional agents engage in representation of concepts. With a ventriloquist's dummy, because how else to do it?

https://youtu.be/lxplpDKx_Qk

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)

333 325 Note to Self: Never go swimming in the Amazon.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (QMwOT)

Jeff Bezos will swim right up your dickhole and never leave.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)

334 Talking tech tonight?

I was doing some reading last night at FB and learned the new hot thing for some companies right now, is getting a VPN (virtual private network). Supposedly it's an intranet that can be accessed from anywhere.

I don't get it, I always assumed most intranets could already be accessed anywhere, as long as you had the right permissions and passwords.

(And I already know what VPL is, btw.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:24 PM (eMKNe)

335 330 To better days.


Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM

No matter how bad it gets, Hillary R. Clinton will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:24 PM (QMwOT)

336 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:20 PM (8+Ozj)

I should, Fen. Other than the fact that you still call yourself a Democrat, you are more levelheaded than I. DINO

Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:24 PM (rv0Fo)

337 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (roQNm)

Well, I understood the *last* sentence. I even understood most of the terms in the rest, I'm just missing the ones that make it comprehensible.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 11:24 PM (rp9xB)

338 I'm sure that I could be a movie star if I could get out of this place!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (eMKNe)

339 333 325 Note to Self: Never go swimming in the Amazon.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (QMwOT)

Jeff Bezos will swim right up your dickhole and never leave.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)

Explains the bald head . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (QMwOT)

340 Cheriebebe, the article about the James Damore is borderline fake news. The author is obtuse.

In spite of Damore withdrawing his NLRB filing in September, the board proceeded to examine and issue its own ruling.... The NLRB emphasized that any charge filed by Damore on the matter should be "dismissed."

Get that? NLRB will dismiss Damore's filing if he ever files it again. But he dropped it months ago.

Damore's lawsuit, which was joined by former Google employee David Gudeman when filed in January, is still awaiting trial.

So, the class action suit is apparently still a go. However, the author doesn't mention this till the very end of the article.

Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (EzdLW)

341 305. New sidebar note. Isn*t the NLRB just a bunch of bloviating appointed hacks? They are absolutely protecting Google. I read the entire filing, the people in that company are truly fvked in the head. They are truly Leftists in every sense of the word.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (DAdSz)

342 As qdpsteve's smile ran away from his face.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (6W470)

343 Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:24 PM (rv0Fo)

The only reason I call myself a Democrat is because I'm too lazy to change the paperwork. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (8+Ozj)

344

I wasn't supposed to make to 30. Yet, here I am... still. This getting old sucks. Now what?

Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (qGuLD)

345 Yer all gettin' sued!

Posted by: Billy Joel at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (eMKNe)

346 OT: For all those like What-A-Burger I'd like to tell you how they treat their employees.

My younger brother worked for them for 12 yrs as a manager. He just got fired at age 59 a week before he was due a $6000 bonus. He did a damn good job for them, I know.

I just got this info from my Dad, but apparently
he just really got fucked over. I know my bother and his work ethic, they claimed he had expired food in storage and I'll say BS. If it was there he was going to throw it out.

What-A-Burger is a POS discriminatory company.

They fired my brother because he was too old and made too much money.

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)

347 263 So, Horde...what are we drinking tonight?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)

The same thing I drink every night...

Posted by: Shemp at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (rHGeg)

348 Sounds like a load of dingoes' kidneys to me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)

Dingoes kidneys are not an icon in the Eastern Orthodox church. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (8+Ozj)

349 KEEP FISH AWAY FROM THE PENIS
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (DAdSz)


Let's not be too hasty now...

Posted by: Troy McClure at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (Tnhbr)

350 I bailed on the last bit of the article. Was there an opportunity for PDJT to disband the NLRB? Aren*t they some sort of union puppet?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (DAdSz)

351 347 263 So, Horde...what are we drinking tonight?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)

What are you buying?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (QMwOT)

352 >>>Evidence collected over many years, obtained from many locations,

indicates that the power of Prayer is insufficient to stop bullets from

killing school children.

Wow. I knew this dude was stupid but....How can one ever know what things may have come to pass except for prayers?

Posted by: cfo mom at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (RfzVr)

353 Thanks, That is very interesting and awesome.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:23 PM

I couldn't believe the fragrance. I hated to wash my hands later.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:28 PM (QpTNr)

354 345 Yer all gettin' sued!
Posted by: Billy Joel at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (eMKNe)

Fair use, Billy. Suck it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs)

355 Night all.

Will leave one of the best ever anime movie openings. The 007 influence is obvious but dang is it good.

https://youtu.be/z53R0LoeV8c

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:29 PM (6W470)

356 Dingoes kidneys are not an icon in the Eastern Orthodox church. ;^)

Whoa whoa whoa! Let*ts leave the Greeks alone

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:29 PM (DAdSz)

357 348 Sounds like a load of dingoes' kidneys to me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)

Dingoes kidneys are not an icon in the Eastern Orthodox church. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (8+Ozj)

In the New South Wales diocese they are.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:30 PM (NWiLs)

358 I'm sure that I could be a movie star if I could get out of this place!


Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM


Of course you could be. I'm the world's greatest ever thespian and I can teach you how to be a top gun actor if you take my course for the low price of $99.99.

Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:30 PM (qGuLD)

359 otho: GENIUS!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:30 PM (eMKNe)

360 Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 11:24 PM

Heh, ya. It is about running two different computer operating systems on one desktop as if each system was an independent, standalone desktop, and being able to switch between them with a mouse click.

Then it gets complicated.

There are other ways, better ways, to run two computers, but the Technological Imperative says that if it is possible to be done, then it must be done, to prove that it is possible.

I have a lot of time on my hands.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:30 PM (roQNm)

361 Chamomile, blackberry and lavender tea-hoping it will get me to sleep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Isn't that just SleepyTime Tea from Celestial?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2018 11:31 PM (KXVP7)

362 FenelonSpoke: ...interview with Mike Pence... about Joy Behar saying he was crazy because he "spoke" to Jesus. It was a good interview....

I liked it. He was unhurried, clear, and stuck to the main points he wanted to make.

Aaannd, did so without once naming Joy Behar, nor the View. Mostly blamed the network. Classy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - not bad for an old white dude at February 17, 2018 11:31 PM (3tLP6)

363 Farmer......I'm sorry for your brother. That sucks!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 17, 2018 11:31 PM (mMeIQ)

364 NLRB: Oh, you're withdrawing your filing, Mr. Damore? Yet we persisted! We're gonna rule on it anyway, and release a totally woke memo about it too. Nyah nyah! And our fellow travelers in the MSM will report it. Nyah nyah!

Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 11:31 PM (EzdLW)

365 What Fenelon needs is some of that One Night Cough Syrup tea... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM (eMKNe)

366 the worst thing about that little fish is that it has little spikes that pop out so that once it's in it won't come back out.

gotta cut if off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM (V2Yro)

367 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:28 PM (QpTNr)

I know someone who has experienced the same thing-not with an icon, but with some relic of an EO saint-it was dripping some sort of fragrant oil.

If the prayers of the faithful and the grace of God can cure one person of cancer or another disease that's awesome. Is this icon taken around or does it stay in the same place in PA?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM (8+Ozj)

368 >>>Evidence collected over many years, obtained from many locations,

indicates that the power of Prayer is insufficient to stop bullets from

killing school children.

The FBI doing their fucking job and not trying to execute a coup on PDT sure as fuck does.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM (QMwOT)

369 otho: GENIUS!!!!


Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:30 PM



Why thank you Steve. I like to think that I am.

Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM (qGuLD)

370 But the virtual Fedora 27 instance became unusable after the update; keystrokes from the keyboard weren't getting to Fedora which is running very slow.


I've only ever played with coding, but I started back with QBasic (Yeah, that's my lawn you're standing on). Been toying around with the idea of a VPN myself lately and Win10 has the stuff to do it (or so it appears), but I haven't dove that deeply into it yet. I'd like to find a good resource to get started but haven't run across one yet. I need an overview first.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM (tRaq7)

371 The only reason I call myself a Democrat is because I'm too lazy to change the paperwork. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (8+Ozj)
I KNEW IT

Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:33 PM (rv0Fo)

372 Posted by: mindful webworker - not bad for an old white dude at February 17, 2018 11:31 PM (3tLP6)

I don't know very much about Mike Pence-bu that interview gave me a good opinion of him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:33 PM (8+Ozj)

373 Ugh, lame ONT.

Posted by: Sledlow at February 17, 2018 11:33 PM (BPtPW)

374 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:30 PM (roQNm)

Thank you for the explanation. Not surprising that a Horde 'Ron would be the ne to step up and try to prove the possibility just because the Universe demanded *someone* do so.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 11:33 PM (rp9xB)

375 DJT in fire on Twitter tonight. Slaps the fbi with a wet fish and tells them to quit wasting time chasing collusion. Get back to basics.

Hear, hear!

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 17, 2018 11:34 PM (3dt/D)

376
Jeff Bezos will swim right up your dickhole and never leave.

You invited me in!

Posted by: Alexa at February 17, 2018 11:34 PM (IqV8l)

377
Isn't that just SleepyTime Tea from Celestial?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2018 11:31 PM (KXVP7)

The "sleepy time extra" is that brand. This is different.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:34 PM (8+Ozj)

378 Evening Horde!

Saw Black Panther. It's pretty good, though unavoidably I kept seeing beats from other MCU efforts, which with ten years of material happens.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 17, 2018 11:35 PM (wn2NI)

379 Is this icon taken around or does it stay in the same place in PA?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM

They do take it around from time to time. It was up here yesterday and today. Truly amazing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:36 PM (QpTNr)

380 Faith in God is not like some magic shield of invisibility against any bad things happening to us. If it were everyone would be a Christian.

Well... yeah. Just ask Lucifer. He knows G-d exists.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 11:36 PM (6FqZa)

381 Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 11:33 PM

No. no. my skill is proving that something is NOT possible.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (roQNm)

382 I started back with QBasic (Yeah, that's my lawn you're standing on)

Microsoft Basic for the TRS-80 in 1982.

That would be *my* lawn. Ger'roff it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (6FqZa)

383

Don't diss MisHum's ONT. They range from merely ok, to fucking awesome. Never lame.

Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (qGuLD)

384 Ugh, lame ONT.
Posted by: Sledlow
-----------

Insist on your money back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (cp1if)

385 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:36 PM (QpTNr)

Thanks. That's a place I could get to unless it's in really Western PA. I like to do something spiritual for Lent. Sometimes I go on retreat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (8+Ozj)

386 bth.....how did jerb interviewing go?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 17, 2018 11:38 PM (mMeIQ)

387 Ugh, lame ONT.
Posted by: Sledlow


feel free to post your own.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2018 11:38 PM (KXVP7)

388 You invited me in!

Posted by: Alexa at February 17, 2018 11:34 PM (IqV8l)


I'm still wondering who the retards are who actually buy these alexa and google spy pods to distribute around their, obviously, pathetic homes. They should just stick with the smarter-than-them refrigerators with the cameras in the ice maker, the tv on the door and the internet pr0n connection.

The stupidity of people some times .... and speaking of insane IoT stuff for the biggest douchebags in society ... I just saw a "wifi connected crock pot" at walmart. A friggin remote crock pot!! WTFFF?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:39 PM (8gDQu)

389 380. I can't recall the film - it was a fairly recent one - but one of the characters was an atheist vampire, in consequence of which the cross & holy water had no effect on him. I've long wondered if something like that wasn't at work in the various ghost and revenant legends of different cultures. That is, Chinese Buddhist ghosts act the way they do because that's what's expected of them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 11:39 PM (fA1SL)

390 otho, you're welcome but see this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRkZYdWCe7w

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:39 PM (eMKNe)

391 Wow. I knew this dude was stupid but....How can one ever know what things may have come to pass except for prayers?

Posted by: cfo mom at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (RfzVr)

No shit. And it gets better.

All the "evidence" says that laws don't stop bullets from killing school children, either. Guess we should stop those too.

How narrowminded do you have to be to make a statement that is excessively stupid on at least five levels off the top of my head? Not to mention the utter insensitivity of presenting it mere hours after a school shooting. Is that pussy-faced vaginahead gonna be the one to show up at the funeral and "inform" folks there's no such thing as heaven?

Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:39 PM (rv0Fo)

392
Ugh, lame ONT.
Posted by: Sledlow
-----------
Insist on your money back.


The Blaze is for sale

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 11:40 PM (IqV8l)

393 The look on the woman's face getting felt up is priceless.

///


She is hoping for The Ultimate Answer to The Ultimate Question...

"When will my husband die so I can collect the insurance money, and FINALLY fix my house up just like HGTV?

Posted by: skip intro at February 17, 2018 11:40 PM (x25VP)

394 "Posted by: Sledlow "

There you Are!

Get back to my villgae

Posted by: chuck j at February 17, 2018 11:40 PM (Fikbq)

395 Microsoft Basic for the TRS-80 in 1982.


I had a Radio Shack/Tandy computer too. With a whopping 16K of memory that hung off the back and would drop out (or off) if you looked at it funny. Tape drive storage. And by "tape drive" I mean a cassette player.

Bubble keyboards FTW! Good times.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 11:40 PM (tRaq7)

396 otho, you're welcome but see this...


Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:39 PM


Dammit. Not available in my country.

Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:40 PM (qGuLD)

397 376
You invited me in!
Posted by: Alexa at February 17, 2018 11:34 PM (IqV8l)

Just like a vampire.

Posted by: Surfperch, the best way to be at February 17, 2018 11:41 PM (rHGeg)

398 Ugh, lame ONT.

#TenMiles

Posted by: The Wall of Shame at February 17, 2018 11:41 PM (Tyii7)

399 Jon Lovitz used to do a great bit, as Master Thespian, with other actors on SNL.

Jon: "Ahhcting!"
Other actor: "GENIUS!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:41 PM (eMKNe)

400 Thanks. That's a place I could get to unless it's in really Western PA. I like to do something spiritual for Lent. Sometimes I go on retreat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM

If you can get there, I highly recommend it. If you can get there on a Wednesday when they celebrate the Paraklesis, even better. It really is amazing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (QpTNr)

401 382 I started back with QBasic (Yeah, that's my lawn you're standing on)

Microsoft Basic for the TRS-80 in 1982.

That would be *my* lawn. Ger'roff it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (6FqZa)

The Trash 80! Oh my but that brings back memories...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (NWiLs)

402 Didn't Joy Behar also make a snarky comment about whether Mike Pence is allowed to talk to Mary Magdalene if his wife isn't in the room? See how clever she is?

Correct me if I am wrong, but Pence is an evangelical Christian, not known for praying or "talking to" Mary, but if he were to talk to a Mary would it not be the virgin Mary rather than Mary Magdalene?

How can one person be so wrong, so often, so publicly and still be employed?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (wPiJc)

403 346
They fired my brother because he was too old and made too much money.
Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)


Geez, Farmer. That sucks.

Traditionally, small businesses were the backbone of the American economy. But little by little, government and corporations have worked together to extinguish them.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (sdi6R)

404 Jon Lovitz used to do a great bit, as Master Thespian, with other actors on SNL.

Jon: "Ahhcting!"
Other actor: "GENIUS!!"


Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:41 PM

I think I've seen that bit! Jon Lovitz rocks. He craxcks me up.

Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (qGuLD)

405 How can one person be so wrong, so often, so publicly and still be employed?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (wPiJc)


Ask any weatherman.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:43 PM (8gDQu)

406 WMDogShow - it went well... mostly... I think. Yes my Trash 80s experience was brought up. I suppose I get to find out next week

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 11:43 PM (6FqZa)

407 397. * fistbump *
Everyone forgets that aspect of the vampire.
Well, that and the OCD.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 11:44 PM (fA1SL)

408 "Crooked H"

I'm going to fucking enjoy the next seven years.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2018 11:44 PM (rnAwa)

409 397 376
You invited me in!
Posted by: Alexa at February 17, 2018 11:34 PM (IqV8l)

Just like a vampire.
Posted by: Surfperch, the best way to be at February 17, 2018 11:41 PM (rHGeg)

Or a Vulva.

Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:44 PM (PFjNT)

410 It would shock me if any male figure skaters were straight.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (rHGeg)


Our (USA) only pairs team is a married couple. Man and wife. (So sad to have to even add that. )

Posted by: Papal Prunes and Prisms at February 17, 2018 11:44 PM (M1epY)

411 I'm still wondering who the retards are who actually buy these alexa and google spy pods to distribute around their, obviously, pathetic homes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:39 PM (8gDQu)


I have the echo, but I turned off the locator so Amazon can't figure out my address.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:44 PM (y87Qq)

412 How can one person be so wrong, so often, so publicly and still be employed?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (wPiJc)

Don't know but lots of people do it. Media, Congress, Fortune 500 CEOs, college professors...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:45 PM (NWiLs)

413 Well... yeah. Just ask Lucifer. He knows G-d exists.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Off topic, but a thing I've just thought of...

Satanists are Christian by the very fact of their acknowledging a God, his Son, a Heaven and a Hell.

...

Last year, Midol Medved tried to interview a Satanist proposing a Satanist Club in some high school in the US. The advocate slipped up and said, paraphrased, 'we don't actually believe in Satan.'

And Midol failed to follow up that intellectual vomit point.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2018 11:45 PM (KXVP7)

414 Our (USA) only pairs team is a married couple. Man and wife.

Yeah, but... which is which?!?!?!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:45 PM (eMKNe)

415 Shit.

I feared this day, and now it's here. The Padres caved to 8 years, and my favorite player is...gone.

Oh, #35. You'll always be Royal. So long, Eric Hosmer.

*off to grieve and grumble*

Posted by: Shopgirl: #GoodbyeHoz at February 17, 2018 11:45 PM (SrViY)

416 Didn't Johnny Weir used to actually sometimes perform in a women's skating outfit?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:46 PM (eMKNe)

417 Tara, how's my head pie looking this evening?

Posted by: Johnny Weird at February 17, 2018 11:47 PM (Tyii7)

418
How can one person be so wrong, so often, so publicly and still be employed?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM



She hates the same people that those who employ her hate.

Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 11:47 PM (EzdLW)

419 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (6FqZa)

#MeToo

I remember loading programs from a cassette when I was 6 and thinking it was utter magic. I wonder what I would have thought of a smartphone.

Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:47 PM (rv0Fo)

420 Our (USA) only pairs team is a married couple. Man and wife.

///



"You never really WANTED to medal you bastard!"

" Are you going to start with the Triple Salchow shit again?"







Posted by: skip intro at February 17, 2018 11:48 PM (x25VP)

421 CAthy Ryan was supposed to be blonde
__________

well, Jack Ryan was supposed to be a post-op chinagirlboy, so...you know, they took liberties.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 17, 2018 11:49 PM (V3U1L)

422 I had a Radio Shack/Tandy computer too. With a whopping 16K of memory that hung off the back and would drop out (or off) if you looked at it funny. Tape drive storage. And by "tape drive" I mean a cassette player.

Bubble keyboards FTW! Good times.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster

T/S 1000. i had one.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 17, 2018 11:49 PM (wn2NI)

423 Polliwog asked Hogmartin:

On an entirely different subject, are you planning on getting Battle for Azeroth (or whatever the official name is)?

I'm not Hogmartin, but I wanted to wave Hi! to Polliwog.

I'm slowly putting my life back together after my health problems last year. I dont have the money/time/computer for MMOs currently. I might buy a month of game time later, but my newest computer doesnt do windows. I bought an old netbook for 70.00 on enay and put linux on it. GTames are problematic.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad. at February 17, 2018 11:50 PM (aPniB)

424 I have the echo, but I turned off the locator so Amazon can't figure out my address.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:44 PM (y87Qq)


You couldn't pay me to have one of those things around. I also don't understand this insane push to have everything voice activated. I hate voice activated stuff. Maybe if I trip down two flights of stairs and lose all control of my arms and fingers I might change my mind ... but until then I can't stand this shit. And it's getting harder and harder to find stuff without all this crap built into it. You have to search far and wide to find a dumb TV. And I know that there are lots of people out there who hate having to pay extra for "smart" tv stuff that they don't want and never use ... and even if they did they would find out that the smart stuff in the TVs is obsolete and worthless compared to what's around within a year.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:50 PM (8gDQu)

425
How can one person be so wrong, so often, so publicly and still be employed?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM


She's not wrong wrong.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 11:50 PM (IqV8l)

426 drinking a mishmash of wines I was able to siphon from recyling bins in the neighborhood.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (V3U1L)

427 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (QpTNr)

Thanks; It's a little hard to get away when my son is in schoo,l but I believe they have a break before Great Lent is over. I probably should rephrase an earlier comment. I always do spiritual things for Lent. I am involved in a study in the church and at home. I just meant I like to get away if I can. That sounds like it would be a nice opportunity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (8+Ozj)

428 Didn't Johnny Weir used to actually sometimes perform in a women's skating outfit?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:46 PM (eMKNe)


You're thinking of Dennis Rodman.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (8gDQu)

429 Test

Posted by: RM at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (eP+dt)

430 Mega at February 17, 2018 11:47

I often wonder what it would be like to take an iPhone, or iPad, something that plays modern music, back through a time machine and let Mozart, Bach, or Beethoven listen to modern music.

Probably get arrested for sorcery or something.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (roQNm)

431
I have the echo, but I turned off the locator so Amazon can't figure out my address.
Posted by: hogmartin


You have an IP address don't you?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (IqV8l)

432 You couldn't pay me to have one of those things around. I also don't understand this insane push to have everything voice activated. I hate voice activated stuff.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:50 PM (8gDQu)


OK.

You're allowed.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (y87Qq)

433 How can one person be so wrong, so often, so publicly and still be employed?
...


*cough*

Posted by: Josh Earnest at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (x25VP)

434 The candiru's face reminds me of Adam Schiff.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (5fRCd)

435 Primordial, of course. I remember him pairs skating with Kim-Jong Un.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (eMKNe)

436 I've given up picking my belly button for lint.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (wPiJc)

437 You have an IP address don't you?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (IqV8l)


Of course not.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (y87Qq)

438 We have voice activated stuff at my house. I kind of like it. I yell to hubby to bring up a couple cans of beans from the basement and he yells at me to bring down some Kleenex and cough drops from the upstairs. Works great.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 17, 2018 11:53 PM (RfzVr)

439 Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (wPiJc)

You could have done an act of charity and knitted a blanket for a homeless person with it. Fer Shame. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:54 PM (8+Ozj)

440 Posted by: cfo mom at February 17, 2018 11:53 PM (RfzVr)

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:54 PM (8gDQu)

441 CFO mom, so it kind of works like an intercom system? Cool.

Also CFO mom, you were the one who sent me the blueberry preserves right? Thank you so much for that stuff, my family loves it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:54 PM (eMKNe)

442 Also in the Trash-80 club. MS BASIC Level I and a whopping 4K of memory, which 4K included the BASIC ROM.

10 ?M
20 G10

Upgrading to BASIC Level II, useful amount of RAM, floppy drives, and various accessories - what a great toy. (And the Thundering Daisy Wheel with tractor feed! Wrote my own word proc sw at first.)

Acoustic modeming to CompuServe on my own com ware until that program came along, what was it?

Now I'm thinking about digging through the catacombs to dust off the old machines... ummm...

No, no... (emerges from nostalgic stupor)...

Gotta go do stuff right now. May be back later. Not, as someone said, that anyone cares.

Posted by: mindful webworker - RS232 is not a star wars bot at February 17, 2018 11:55 PM (3tLP6)

443 Can't believe no one else here has thought of it yet.

I call Adam Schiff, Schiff the stiff.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:55 PM (eMKNe)

444 The candiru's face reminds me of Adam Schiff.

Well, he has plenty of neck.

Posted by: Adam Schitt at February 17, 2018 11:56 PM (Tyii7)

445 Better urethra than myrethra.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:57 PM (NWiLs)

446 Farmer......I'm sorry for your brother. That sucks!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 17, 2018 11:31

Thanks WMDS. Be well.
T

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 11:57 PM (yJ1e6)

447 Never had a TRS, but I did have the Simons' BASIC cartridge for the C64...

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:57 PM (y87Qq)

448 Yes, glad you liked them qdpsteve. It was my pleasure.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 17, 2018 11:57 PM (RfzVr)

449 Insomniac, on his radio show, Dennis Prager calls Yorba Linda "Yorba Linda and My Belinda." :-P

Also, there's an affluent city in Orange County called Brea. You know what you call people from there? Breasts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)

450 While I was in the back of the post office today, casing the mail, I could hear my ex-husband's deep, beloved voice out in front, in the lobby, discussing a problem with a letter he'd sent our daughter at college.

I just kept casing, listening. seemed to last forever. then finally, he was gone.

Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (bjSMX)

451 My first contact with technology was at age 6 or 7, when we moved to town. I required extensive training on electricity and modern plumbing. Radio was a mystery to me, and it was another year or so after before I was introduced to television. People have no idea how much tech they take for granted.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (fA1SL)

452 If you tell Alexa to say "Hey Alexa", will it get stuck in an endless loop?

Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (EzdLW)

453 I have an old machine in storage with a Zip drive built into it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (tRaq7)

454 i stop to eat, and we go to ancient programing language discussions...

WTF?

i shoulda kept drinking... it's not like i can understand this.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (yo4+E)

455 It's almost midnight and we haven't heard from Tickled Pink. Should we be concerned? .....Nah, I'm going to bed and will check in the morning. If we haven't heard anything, well I guess we know what that means. (wink, wink. nudge, nudge.)

Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:01 AM (RfzVr)

456 I have an old machine in storage with a Zip drive built into it.

#metoo.

Can't bare to toss it out.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 18, 2018 12:02 AM (roQNm)

457 f we haven't heard anything, well I guess we know what that means. (wink, wink. nudge, nudge.)


>>or it may mean she didn't want to show up on the ONT and be unmercifully teased and asked questions. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2018 12:02 AM (8+Ozj)

458 Aw come on Fen. If she was afraid of being teased she would have never said a word about having a hot date tonight.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (RfzVr)

459 424
You have to search far and wide to find a dumb TV.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:50 PM (8gDQu)


I couldn't find one.

Posted by: Winston Smith at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (sdi6R)

460 If you tell Alexa to say "Hey Alexa", will it get stuck in an endless loop?
Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (EzdLW)


You can't actually tell it "say this" verbatim. If you could, it's pretty likely that it would trigger itself. On the other hand, when it hears the keyword, it mutes itself, so it would be pretty hard to get it to get stuck in a feedback loop like that.

Funny thing - youtube ads from AMZN that have people demonstrating it will confuse the stupid thing to hell and gone. You'd think they would have thought of that.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (y87Qq)

461 redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM

What is your specialty? Everyone has skillz.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (roQNm)

462 Listening to Best of Bread. 1 and 2. takes me back to pre-teen.

Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (bjSMX)

463 455 It's almost midnight and we haven't heard from Tickled Pink. Should we be concerned? .....Nah, I'm going to bed and will check in the morning. If we haven't heard anything, well I guess we know what that means. (wink, wink. nudge, nudge.)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:01 AM (RfzVr)

Somebody's making pancakes in the morning.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (NWiLs)

464 459. You! Yes, you! 6079 Smith, W.! You're not trying!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 18, 2018 12:05 AM (fA1SL)

465

What you want
Baby I got it
And what you need
You know that I got it
All I'm asking for
Is a little respect...

Posted by: Urethra Franklin waist deep in the Amazon at February 18, 2018 12:06 AM (wPiJc)

466 A most excellent ONT, Mis Hum!

Went to a Pampered Chef party today and there were people there I haven't seen in 30 years, including the RN who took care of my mom when she was dying. My mom loved her and I finally got a chance to thank her for taking such good care of mom - I was too overwhelmed at the time to remember to thank her. The RN got teary-eyed and told me how sweet mom had been even when she was suffering so much. Then I got teary-eyed.

It was a good afternoon. It was great seeing these ladies again. I bought too many kitchen gadgets though - I'm a sucker for that stuff.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 18, 2018 12:07 AM (P8951)

467 Marital relationships are a terrible idea. The first one in the Bible resulted in original sin and the fall of mankind,

They have only gotten worse.

Posted by: skip intro at February 18, 2018 12:08 AM (x25VP)

468 Tickled Pink is out on a date? Is it with the frog she was corresponding with or someone else?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 18, 2018 12:09 AM (P8951)

469 C-A-N-D-I-R-U
I shudder when I think of you
C-A-N-D-I-R-U
I hope for your extinction too
Sockittomesockittomesockittomesockittome
Sockittomesockittomesockittomesockittome

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:10 AM (NWiLs)

470 I was about 13, and the tiny perch were eating the calluses off my feet, long before anyone brought the concept to Asian nail salons. It got a whole lot less fascinating when one of them decided to try to bite off my nipple instead.

Posted by: Downcast at February 18, 2018 12:10 AM (v2Njf)

471 Listening to Best of Bread. 1 and 2. takes me back to pre-teen.

So that's what, wheat and sourdough?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 18, 2018 12:11 AM (IcT7t)

472 Insomniac, one of these days we have to talk. We have a lot in common. I know what it is like to grow up with hyper-critical parents.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:12 AM (RfzVr)

473 Babylon Berlin on Netflix has an actress in the all-German cast, Leonie Benesch, who's a beauty.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 12:12 AM (5OEn4)

474 463 455 It's almost midnight and we haven't heard from Tickled Pink. Should we be concerned? .....Nah, I'm going to bed and will check in the morning. If we haven't heard anything, well I guess we know what that means. (wink, wink. nudge, nudge.)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:01 AM (RfzVr)

Somebody's making pancakes in the morning.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (NWiLs)

Baby Batter.

Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 18, 2018 12:13 AM (PFjNT)

475 462 Listening to Best of Bread. 1 and 2. takes me back to pre-teen.
Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (bjSMX)


That takes me back. My sister liked Bread back in the day. I was never fond of them, but compared to today's music, yes.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 12:13 AM (sdi6R)

476 ha ha Blanco. starts with "Make it With You" and ends with "Lost without Your Love"


pretty much says it all.

Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:13 AM (bjSMX)

477 Militant gay skier crashed on both jump attempts and is completely out of the medals.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2018 12:15 AM (7Jr56)

478

Who can take a penis?
Sprinkle it with dew
Swim up your urethra
Like a miracle or two

The candiru can
The candiru can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world go 'round

Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr, waist deep in the Amazon at February 18, 2018 12:15 AM (wPiJc)

479 472 Insomniac, one of these days we have to talk. We have a lot in common. I know what it is like to grow up with hyper-critical parents.
Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:12 AM (RfzVr)

Sure makes life a lot harder than it already is. I'm certain comparing notes would be interesting to say the least.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:16 AM (NWiLs)

480 I find it curious that the boat has no provision for oarlocks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:16 AM (9tO1t)

481 i stop to eat, and we go to ancient programing language discussions...

WTF?

i shoulda kept drinking... it's not like i can understand this.


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (yo4+E)




It's a discussion about Muzzle Loading Computers, with associated side-topics as to the relative merits of Pyrodex vs. fffG insofar as the muzzle velocity in bytes per second.

Then the conversation spun off with arguments about matchlock vs. wheellock modems and flintlock vs. precussion tape drives.

Of course, the heretics showed up, with their modern, in-line, striker-fired charcoal burning hard-drives, well, that's when the fight broke out.

All threads are gun threads, you see.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 12:17 AM (QzJWU)

482 Nite all. EST here, so I've been up really late.

Insomniac, see ya later. Might be interesting indeed.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:19 AM (RfzVr)

483 bread might be a woman's sound. David Gates's voice is gentle. Heck, look at the Best of Bread Album cover. all the band members look like they'd be comfortable in church.

Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:19 AM (bjSMX)

484 I find it curious that the boat has no provision for oarlocks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:16 AM (9tO1t)


Whoa. Good catch.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 12:20 AM (y87Qq)

485 Militant gay skier crashed on both jump attempts and is completely out of the medals.
Posted by: Jen
--------------

The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:20 AM (FJXGr)

486 I sometimes imagine a world much like our own in which we can command a talking voice-activated thing to do something menial for us - like order a pizza. And it can respond to questions, has knowledge of who we are, where we live, and what we want, and can do all these basic things for us. So the thing places the phone call, and speaks to the other end to place its order, expecting another human.

Except on the other end is of course, a talking voice-activated computer receptionist - and so now you have these two computers talking to each other trying to complete a task - in english.

Pointless and inefficient, and yet utterly possible. Actually more than possible - it is frankly quite likely to be rather commonplace soon.

Posted by: Mega at February 18, 2018 12:20 AM (rv0Fo)

487 Candiru Suzy and Candiru Sam


And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to mussle, now anything goes
As they wiggle
Sue starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jangoe.
Floatin' like the heavens above.
It looks like candiru love.

Posted by: Captain and Tenille waist deep in the Amazon at February 18, 2018 12:21 AM (wPiJc)

488 Muzzle Loading computers. Heh. Well put, Jim. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything right then.

And on that note, it's officially Bedtime for Bonzo.


Y'all have fun and try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 18, 2018 12:21 AM (tRaq7)

489
Whoa. Good catch.
Posted by: hogmartin
--------------

I rowed a LOT when I was a kid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:21 AM (FJXGr)

490 That Candiru has a sly little grin, methinks.

And I just discovered vids of tunes with isolated instruments. John Paul Jones on "Ramble On" makes life a little more worth livin'. Over at the tube place.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 18, 2018 12:21 AM (RuIsu)

491 482 Nite all. EST here, so I've been up really late.

Insomniac, see ya later. Might be interesting indeed.
Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:19 AM (RfzVr)

Goodnight. Be well.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:22 AM (NWiLs)

492 480 I find it curious that the boat has no provision for oarlocks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:16 AM (9tO1t)

---------

This is why the Ottoman Navy was never much of a threat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 18, 2018 12:22 AM (9SkN+)

493

Islands in the stream
That is what candiru is
No one in between
How can we make whiz

Posted by: Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers waist deep in the Amazon at February 18, 2018 12:22 AM (wPiJc)

494 ha ha Blanco. starts with "Make it With You" and ends with "Lost without Your Love"

pretty much says it all.


Oh, I thought it started with two slices and ended with a full stomach.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 18, 2018 12:23 AM (IcT7t)

495

We keep you alive to serve this ship. So row well, and live.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2018 12:24 AM (IqV8l)

496 Hi all!
Booknlass, what is casing the mail? Is that what they call it here when they pick a large piece of mail like a magazine or a diploma (clearly marked, 'Do Not Bend') and fold it in half to make a mail taco to hold our junk mail?

I loved Bread as a teen. Pretty melancholy for me now, tho.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 18, 2018 12:24 AM (GzDYP)

497 Good luck with that plan, candiru!

Posted by: Hank Hill and his urethral stenosis waist deep in the Amazon at February 18, 2018 12:24 AM (wPiJc)

498 Dominion Mom, it's organizing the mail by address, in order of the route. first the papers, then the catalogs and magazines and "flats" like the diplomas, and then the letters and cards.

Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:26 AM (bjSMX)

499 Anyone here heard of Della Mae? All female country/bluegrass group. I just discovered them. They can play, and they sound good.

https://tinyurl.com/y9bzdz99
https://tinyurl.com/y7m8eqzo

Posted by: Mega at February 18, 2018 12:26 AM (rv0Fo)

500 Amazon River
A cool swim refreshes soul
Ow my urethra

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 18, 2018 12:26 AM (9SkN+)

501 I find it curious that the boat has no provision for oarlocks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer



*******


That's what WE thought!

Posted by: Gandalf and Merlin at February 18, 2018 12:27 AM (wPiJc)

502 We keep you alive to serve this ship. So row well, and live.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2018 12:24 AM (IqV8l)


That was my first Chief's motto.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 12:27 AM (y87Qq)

503 Oh! OAR-locks.

Never mind.

Posted by: Gandalf and Merlin at February 18, 2018 12:27 AM (wPiJc)

504 Farmer.....to you and Jules.......be well as well

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 12:27 AM (mMeIQ)

505 Oh! OAR-locks.

Never mind.
Posted by: Gandalf and Merlin at February 18, 2018 12:27 AM (wPiJc)


* looks up with mouth full of eloi *

hrmm?

Posted by: Morlocks at February 18, 2018 12:28 AM (y87Qq)

506 I'm surprised that nobody has poisoned the water in Florida with Candiru.

Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 18, 2018 12:29 AM (PFjNT)

507 Ok. Here, flats are the things that fit into the foldeds. Like diplomas. Maybe we should complain.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 18, 2018 12:29 AM (GzDYP)

508 What is your specialty? Everyone has skillz.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (roQNm)
---
i serve as an excellent bad example and i piss of my wife every time we talk about anything of import, because everything is my fault.

what do i win?

(other than what i already have...)

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 12:29 AM (yo4+E)

509 usually when something says do not bend, I deliver it like a package. I do not bend it.

Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:31 AM (bjSMX)

510 Get that? NLRB will dismiss Damore's filing if he ever files it again. But he dropped it months ago.



Damore's lawsuit, which was joined by former Google employee David Gudeman when filed in January, is still awaiting trial.



So, the class action suit is apparently still a go. However, the author doesn't mention this till the very end of the article.

Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (EzdLW)

Anyone willing to bet that the diseased scrunt who authored this unnecessary ruling is not an Obama appointee?

DJT needs to have some trusted people review every single appointee of past Administrations with a view to firing any and all who are doctrinaire leftists.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 12:33 AM (Dbv1R)

511 Jim - You left out the paper tape driven Gatling guns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:33 AM (9tO1t)

512

Eloi's comin'

Posted by: Three Morlock Night at February 18, 2018 12:34 AM (IqV8l)

513 Okay. I actually went and read the Candiru article. It's pretty funny actually.

The only documented modern case took place in 1997, in Itacoatiara, Brazil. The patient, a 23-year-old man, claimed that while he was urinating in a river a candiru jumped from the water into his urethra.

I suspect kinky hijinks.

A million to one shot, doc!

That's one magic anchovie!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:35 AM (wPiJc)

514 Just popped in to say it sounds like this is what keeps happening to Ace: KETO FLU.

POSSIBLE PROBLEMS: ‘Keto flu’, symptoms which include fatigue, brain fog, poor sleep, muscle wastage, bad breath.

He's complained about a lot of these. Makes me wonder if this is why he keeps feeling ill...too much Keto.

Next time he's sick...someone can diagnose him with Keto Flu. Or maybe he'll see this.



Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 18, 2018 12:35 AM (c25ja)

515 We keep you alive to serve this ship. So row well, and live.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
------------

Otherwise...draw a straw.

Posted by: Essex whaleboat at February 18, 2018 12:37 AM (9tO1t)

516 The Magic Negro stacked the NRLB with progressives so that they would always rule in favor of the public unions. Progs gotta prog ya know.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 18, 2018 12:38 AM (gEvQ8)

517 If you tell Alexa to say "Hey Alexa", will it get stuck in an endless loop?
Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (EzdLW)

What if there's a person named Alexa living in your house? Can you change the Echo to respond to another name? Any name? How about "Hey Asshole"?

Posted by: Average Guy at February 18, 2018 12:39 AM (LMcFk)

518 They fired my brother because he was too old and made too much money.

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)


Get your brother to lawyer up, and sue for wrongful dismissal. Or on grounds of age discrimination.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 12:41 AM (Dbv1R)

519 What if there's a person named Alexa living in your house? Can you change the Echo to respond to another name? Any name? How about "Hey Asshole"?
Posted by: Average Guy at February 18, 2018 12:39 AM (LMcFk)


You can set the keyword to 'Alexa', 'Amazon', 'Echo', or (because trek nerds) 'Computer'.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 12:42 AM (y87Qq)

520 From the Brazilian Journals of Candirology-

In 1997 a young adolescent candiru, while practicing his upstream swimming, inadvertently became entrapped in the strong urine stream of a Brazilian man urinating in a tributary of the Amazon. Unable to reverse course, the hapless fish followed his initial trajectory, only to become lodged gill-deep in the man's urethra. Both survived. They exchanged contact information, but the man doesn't write...he doesn't call...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:43 AM (wPiJc)

521 WTF does the left mean by "sensible gun control?"

Even if they could make every AR-type rifle vanish, crazies like Cruz would just use handguns. Doublestack 9mms with big mags. A practised shooter can pop an empty and inject a fresh in less than a second.

Confiscation? What kind of program in which alternative universe do they imagine works with 100 percent success?

You can tell they know there's nothing they can do but ping at the perimeter with this. They beat this drum because it's a trusty wedge issue.

Just look at how they worked it this time, with the lies, the stories their press partners spoke and wrote. The school kids going on strike, dissing PDT in front of cameras.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 12:45 AM (5OEn4)

522 Protip: don't pee underwater in the Amazon. Those fish don't find your penis by random chance; you have to lay an ammonia trail. (I could be wrong but I suspect that girls don't need this advice as much since from peeing sitting down, they become accustomed to pooping when they pee, and are less likely to just go around peeing wherever.)

Posted by: SciVo at February 18, 2018 12:45 AM (txYS6)

523 I wish you all goodnight

Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:46 AM (bjSMX)

524 ... Both survived. They exchanged contact information, but the man doesn't write...he doesn't call...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:43 AM (wPiJc)




Good thing it wasn't a Rainbow Trout. Odds are, it woulda swam up his ass.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 12:46 AM (QzJWU)

525 I often wonder what it would be like to take an
iPhone, or iPad, something that plays modern music, back through a time
machine and let Mozart, Bach, or Beethoven listen to modern music.



Probably get arrested for sorcery or something.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (roQNm)

That 21st Century music sure sounds thin and tinny, doesn't it, Wolfgang? Damn right, Johann. Eh?

Posted by: Ludwig van Beethoven at February 18, 2018 12:47 AM (Dbv1R)

526 I'm not comfortable with the Internet of Things. TV's, refrigerators, washers and dryers, climate controls, all of that. Unless you make sure that every device that you have is on a secure network, you're just asking for trouble. Any little chink in the armor can lead to disaster. It may not affect how your device operates, but a hacker can surf anything you have by slipping into an unsecured part of your network and harvest anything he wants on your secured network because you want the convenience. I wouldn't have an Echo or Alexa for all the money in the world.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 18, 2018 12:48 AM (gEvQ8)

527
You can set the keyword to 'Alexa', 'Amazon', 'Echo', or (because trek nerds) 'Computer'.
Posted by: hogmartin
------------

I see that the goolag spy device is called 'Claire'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:48 AM (QxXRY)

528 477 Militant gay skier crashed on both jump attempts and is completely out of the medals.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2018 12:15 AM (7Jr56)


Maybe he should have concentrated on his skiing rather than his gayness.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 12:49 AM (sdi6R)

529 I see that the goolag spy device is called 'Claire'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:48 AM (QxXRY)




It has ALL of the Fava Bean recipes, and it's wine list is endless!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 12:50 AM (QzJWU)

530 518 They fired my brother because he was too old and made too much money.

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)


Get your brother to lawyer up, and sue for wrongful dismissal. Or on grounds of age discrimination.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 12:41 AM (Dbv1R)

Age Discrimination in Employment Act. Tell him to find a good labor and employment plaintiffs' attorney.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:50 AM (NWiLs)

531 Goodnight, bookinlass.

Now you've got me listening to the Best of Bread.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 12:51 AM (sdi6R)

532 531 Goodnight, bookinlass.

Now you've got me listening to the Best of Bread.
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 12:51 AM (sdi6R)

It's best when toasted.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:51 AM (NWiLs)

533 And ther IS a code for that:


Foreign body in urethra, initial encounter -

ICDM-10 Code T19.0XXA

Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:52 AM (wPiJc)

534 Google has a new laptop that they're pushing. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. In fact, if I had thermite, that's how I would handle it. Google, Amazon, Facebook and Twitter are becoming the Borg. Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 18, 2018 12:53 AM (gEvQ8)

535 The Best of Bread can always be improved with a wee riff of Jam.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 12:53 AM (QzJWU)

536 516 The Magic Negro stacked the NRLB with progressives so that they would always rule in favor of the public unions. Progs gotta prog ya know.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 18, 2018 12:38 AM (gEvQ

What's good for the Unions is good for the Family.

Posted by: The Mafia at February 18, 2018 12:53 AM (rHGeg)

537 Oh so sad....broken thumb dude just biffed it

Why am I smiling

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 12:55 AM (mMeIQ)

538 Gay pride goeth before a fall.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:56 AM (wPiJc)

539 Gay pride goeth before a fall.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:56 AM (wPiJc)

But the fall will be fabulous!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 12:57 AM (Dbv1R)

540 Gay pride goeth before a fall.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:56 AM (wPiJc)





Their odds are somewhat greater than One in a Million, Doc!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 12:57 AM (QzJWU)

541 So when do the Olympics start offering medals for faggotry above and beyond the call of duty, with oak clusters for fabulousness and resistance?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 18, 2018 01:00 AM (NXsWM)

542 Their odds are somewhat greater than One in a Million, Doc!







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 12:57 AM (QzJWU)

There would be a great, but totally politically-incorrect cartoon: flaming gay slalom skier presents at ER, with 2 skis, 2 ski poles, half a gate, and a lamp standard all stuffed in his butt. Caption reads: "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:03 AM (Dbv1R)

543 Tried playing Randy Newman's Louisiana 1927 on guitar tonight. Love the line "the river has busted through clear down to Plaquemines."

I drove through it one time, the place looking about like it must have in 1927, just older.

For this yankee, travels around in the deep south, way back off the interstates, is wondrously strange. What I wonder is how it feels for someone from, say, Section, AL, or Houma, LA to go and hang out in Vermont's northeast kingdom.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 01:04 AM (5OEn4)

544 It has ALL of the Fava Bean recipes, and it's wine list is endless!
Jim
----------

If she came with a Mustang 5.0 GT, I might be able to deal with it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 01:04 AM (cp1if)

545 ....Caption reads: "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc."



Send that to Ramirez. I understand that he sometimes acts on suggested ideas.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 01:05 AM (QzJWU)

546 And another fail

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:05 AM (mMeIQ)

547 Updating 14 of 28...

WE'RE HALFWAY THERE!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 18, 2018 01:06 AM (rHGeg)

548 Hello AOP.....how you doing?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:07 AM (mMeIQ)

549 Love the line "the river has busted through clear down to Plaquemines."


******


Back in the day I rented the downstairs portion of an old house in uptown New Orleans from an old lady whose family hailed from Plaqueimines parish. She lived in the upstairs portion. Her dad was a judge or somesuch. Just a couple blocks from Audobon Park. She had an ankle biter of a Yorkshire terrier. Talked of Plaquemines Parish often.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 01:07 AM (wPiJc)

550
Tried playing Randy Newman's Louisiana 1927 on guitar tonight. Love the
line "the river has busted through clear down to Plaquemines."



I drove through it one time, the place looking about like it must have in 1927, just older.



For this yankee, travels around in the deep south, way back off the
interstates, is wondrously strange. What I wonder is how it feels for
someone from, say, Section, AL, or Houma, LA to go and hang out in
Vermont's northeast kingdom.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 01:04 AM (5OEn4)

That is a wonderful, sad song.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:07 AM (Dbv1R)

551 LOL... i got let go from a j*b after filing against my stuporvisors, with massive documentation, for sex, religious and ADA discrimination.

the local HR office, turfed down from my corporate filing, admitted that i had proved some discrimination in the letter they sent me, but stated that, despite the company AND corporate declaration of ZERO tolerance, that it wasn't "actionable" harassment, and i was let go the next pay day.

nary a lawyer here in SoCal would touch it as a suit. i didn't "have enough evidence", letter and all.

some pigs are more equal than others.

if you are a straight white male, you don't count.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 01:08 AM (yo4+E)

552 Posted by: Old Blue at February 18, 2018 12:48 AM (gEvQ

Meh.

1. Only my real grown-up computers have routable IPv6 addresses
2. All my IoT shit only gets v4 addresses and they're all on their own subnet that can only get out through the bastion host
3. All my wireless shit is on a third subnet that is MAC ID locked (spoofable, but it helps) and only connects through the bastion host
4. All of the traffic between the subnets and the routable v4 address is monitored

I have an alarm system and I lock my doors. If someone wants to get in, they'll break the glass door on the deck and come in through the living room. My network has reasonable monitoring and protection. If someone wants my info, they won't snoop around my network to see my live shitposting to AoS, they'll just break into Navy Federal or TD Ameritrade and get my account and ten million others.

If Amazon wants to find out where I live, they'll look at the address on the account and see where all the McVities bikkits and PG Tips get delivered.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 01:09 AM (y87Qq)

553 Hello AOP.....how you doing?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:07 AM (mMeIQ)

I am much better tonight. The cold is leaving me, I think. Not yet running at 100% power, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:10 AM (Dbv1R)

554 redc......that sucks

Unfortunately, I seem to be saying that a lot lately

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:12 AM (mMeIQ)

555 It was kind of fun at first that DJT drives progressives crazy, but the sh!t's out of hand. Guys arguing tonite at poker over a fr!ggin seating rule, and it devolves into "you're just like Trump!" WTF? My gf was so loony over the election that she stopped signing up for healthcare as some kind of dopey protest. Now T's getting blamed for the school shooting!
Trump is buried so deep in some people's brains that it is seriously f&cking up their day-to-day lives. The progressive puppetmasters laugh, and keep stoking the fire.

Posted by: gp at February 18, 2018 01:12 AM (mk9aG)

556 551
if you are a straight white male, you don't count.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 01:08 AM (yo4+E)


America was a better place before antidiscrimination laws.

They all need to be burned to the ground.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 01:13 AM (sdi6R)

557 Guys arguing tonite at poker over a fr!ggin seating rule, and it devolves into "you're just like Trump!"
Posted by: gp at February 18, 2018 01:12 AM (mk9aG)


Are you sure it wasn't a euchre game?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 01:13 AM (y87Qq)

558 AOP....stay warm! What's the temp in AB these days?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:14 AM (mMeIQ)

559
Are you sure it wasn't a euchre game?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 01:13 AM (y87Qq)



It's Lent.

It was a Eucharist game.


/goingtohell



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 01:15 AM (QzJWU)

560 At euchre, I would not have netted $25!

Posted by: gp at February 18, 2018 01:16 AM (mk9aG)

561 It was a Eucharist game.





/goingtohell







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 01:15 AM (QzJWU)

Played by Euchre-anians.
Right there with you, Jim.


WDS, I am in Arizona right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:16 AM (Dbv1R)

562 Oh Jim

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:17 AM (mMeIQ)

563 Oh, Marsha!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:17 AM (Dbv1R)

564 Notice the freestylers come out of the gate and immediately switch to butt first?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 01:18 AM (5OEn4)

565 Well good for you AOP. Mr. WDS's stepmother is dropping down from SK next month

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:20 AM (mMeIQ)

566 Speaking of euchre-


"In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs."

Bob Uecker[/i

Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 01:20 AM (wPiJc)

567 "In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs."

Bob Uecker[/i

Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 01:20 AM (wPiJc)



A sight never seen.

Bob Uecker, Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield, all in the same room, together.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 01:23 AM (QzJWU)

568 One detail I found memorable in travels through the rural deep south, way late at night or zero dark thirty time, the coke machine on the porches of the little wooden general stores were always lit.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 01:23 AM (5OEn4)

569
Well good for you AOP. Mr. WDS's stepmother is dropping down from SK next month

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:20 AM (mMeIQ)

That will be nice. I have been here in AJ all month. Working on the house, mainly. Been laid up for about a week with a cold. Two full days of that spent in bed. Today is the first day that I feel distinctly better. I'm sure I will be horking up phlegm for the balance of the month. But I won't be feeling bad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:24 AM (Dbv1R)

570 A sight never seen.



Bob Uecker, Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield, all in the same room, together.



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

---
with Sam Kinnison MCing the event

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 01:25 AM (yo4+E)

571 Fading here. I'll leave you fine folks to it. Thanks for letting me hang out.

Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 01:28 AM (wPiJc)

572 Les Kinetic #568: One detail I found memorable in travels through the rural deep south, way late at night or zero dark thirty time, the coke machine on the porches of the little wooden general stores were always lit.

Well, heck yes. Thirst for a cocola knows no schedule.

*

Hi y'all. Looks like I'm back. Momentarily. Really just testing to see if this tablet is holding a charg

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for a story at February 18, 2018 01:29 AM (xzezz)

573 So the jackass skier who said he was glad he broke his thumb so he wouldn't have to shake Pence's hand.....his whole family, friends are at the bottom of the run.....not with American flags but rainbow flags

Go live in Iran a**hole

Spit>

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (mMeIQ)


--------------------------------


The left is full of just truly awful people. I can't even imagine what it's like to swallow and internalize that much bile everyday.


BTW, I didn't even know who this guy was earlier. But I DID immediately spot the dumb 'pussy hat' and rainbow flag. It was that point that I called it quits for the Olympics.


It sucks because I used to love the Olympics. The whole idea of nations sending their best and cheering for your country was amazing and fun. But now all I see are a bunch of assholes - whom I used to admire - telegraph to the world their hostile and open contempt with me, my family, and half the country.


But I guess these idiots are just the by-products of a generation of institutional brainwashing.

Posted by: JC at February 18, 2018 01:30 AM (mJXUS)

574 I see I came back none too soon
At half a day past daytime noon
To craft one more small bit
of faintly-rhyming wit
Just to say good night to the Muldoon.

Bamba Shave

Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at February 18, 2018 01:31 AM (xzezz)

575 Fading here. I'll leave you fine folks to it. Thanks for letting me hang out.



Endeavor to persevere.





Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 01:28 AM (wPiJc)

Night, Muldoon. Be well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:34 AM (Dbv1R)

576 The Master Caution Light is bright, and all the panel shines forth like twenty Christmases Past.

Bitchin' Betty screams forth her warnings, a nonstop blare of hazard, fire and fright.

Informed, not scared; the information seen and understood in an instant.

One glance at the clock, with a knowing tilt of the head to the morning's alarm, I make an instant decision.

It's time for me to yank the handle and eject from the ONT, forthwith.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 01:38 AM (QzJWU)

577 Vermont's northeast kingdom.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 01:04 AM (5OEn4)

The Northeast Kingdom is where Mary Cloggenstein dare not go; it's the only conservative part of the state.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2018 01:39 AM (rHGeg)

578 Night, Jim.


I am going to do the same. Hit the sack before the sniffles start up, and make it hard to get to sleep.


See you all on the flip-flop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:40 AM (Dbv1R)

579 OK, I've had about enough of Bread.

Time for a palate cleanser. I think I'll try the May 14, 1966 Liverpool show. Sadly, it's not on YouTube. I have it on CD.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 01:41 AM (sdi6R)

580 477 Militant gay skier crashed on both jump attempts and is completely out of the medals.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2018 12:15 AM (7Jr56)
-----------------------
Yeah, too bad. I noticed that his family/friends were waving big rainbow flags instead of US ones. Nice.
If he had won the gold, would they have to play a Gay Anthem?

Meanwhile, the kid from Indiana that no one was talking about had a spectacular 3rd run and won the silver.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 18, 2018 01:42 AM (0jtPF)

581 Nite, Jim. Smooth sailing in your dreams.

*!*

A 6-panel cartoon contemplation from 2014 at my site:
Time Traveler's Conundrum
We had the best of intentions
http://bit.ly/rewrite-time

*!*

More when-the-blog-lags entertainments:
Other People's Videos blog of video playlists
daily (so far)
https://otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com/

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own risk at February 18, 2018 01:43 AM (xzezz)

582 Home of the spiders big enough to sit on your face and cover the whole thing.
Not everyone is into that kind of thing.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
----------
Biggest spider I've ever seen in person was a banana spider in the hills of the jungle on Okinawa back in the 80s.
Platoon mate of mine walked smack through a web between bamboo stalks and I saw in fall on his ruck in the darkness of night. He lost all sound discipline screaming at me to help him get it off of him. I'm a manly man to the nth degree but I told him to stop drop and roll instead trying to get it off with my hands. He nearly cried and he was no pussy at all.

It's funny now but holy shit was that a pucker factor moment back then...

A buddy has shown me a photo of a camel spider he supposedly came across in the ME but I didn't see any during my tour thankfully cause I'm not sure I could've handle something from the 50 nuke sci-if mutant movies crawling across my face while in the sleeping bag... uh, no thank you no thank you at all.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 18, 2018 01:45 AM (+ldAm)

583 well, when militant gay skier is old and decepit, he'll be dreaming of pence. you know, in a year or two. you damn silver foxes!

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 18, 2018 01:45 AM (V3U1L)

584 Goodnight Peon. Cozy quilts for your rest, I pray.

Now the crowd is thin enough I'm feeling conspicuous.

And I'm a conspicuosous objector. May have to fade too.

Posted by: mindful webworker - conscientious consumption at February 18, 2018 01:47 AM (xzezz)

585 Night to you, too, Mindful. You are a treasure here, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:49 AM (Dbv1R)

586 i'm still here, albeit constrained by fleabags resting on various parts of the body that need to move in order to poast...

whilst digesting the latest screaming shit fit as to why i suck and will never, in this lifetime, ever get laid again.

yeah, i love my life... although it it DOES beat being homeless.

levels of pain, as it were.

damn good think i was raised catholic, eh?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 01:52 AM (yo4+E)

587 "LOVE CAREFULLY"?!

((!))

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 18, 2018 01:56 AM (cu8/f)

588 Alberta Oil Peon: You are a treasure here, you know.

Well, no, I didn't know, no one has ever suggested anything like that. I'm happy just not to get banhammered. But thanks for saying so. I always thought I was the juggling clown off to the side of the three-ring circus. Or selling bags of peanuts, maybe.

Happy clown, not scary clown.

http://bit.ly/happy-clown-kid

Posted by: mindful webworker - honks red nose at February 18, 2018 01:57 AM (xzezz)

589 Trump is buried so deep in some people's brains that it is seriously f&cking up their day-to-day lives. The progressive puppetmasters laugh, and keep stoking the fire. Posted by: gp at February 18, 2018 01:12 AM (mk9aG)

I will give them my pity, at least for now. I will tell them that they don't understand the world, on it's face obvious when you predict that Trump will open fucking concentration camps. And I will tell them that they are miserable. Also obvious.

But fixing themselves is probably on par with quitting smoking.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 18, 2018 01:59 AM (rnAwa)

590 "LOVE CAREFULLY"?!

Existential nihilism makes for bad relationship advice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 18, 2018 01:59 AM (IcT7t)

591 "LOVE CAREFULLY"?!

((!))

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 18, 2018 01:56 AM (cu8/f)
---
or, at the very least, answer e-mails that way...


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 02:00 AM (yo4+E)

592 JC at February 18, 2018 01:30 AM (mJXUS)

JC !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at February 18, 2018 02:03 AM (AoK0a)

593 Trump is buried so deep in some people's brains that it is seriously f&cking up their day-to-day lives. The progressive puppetmasters laugh, and keep stoking the fire.
Posted by: gp


No one is excused from making politics a central idol in their lives.

Those that realize politics are a bad hobby and vote against any Trump candidate are gold.

It's not a tribal horn toot.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2018 02:05 AM (KXVP7)

594 Wow, the May 14 show has a phenomenal performance of "Desolation Row".

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 02:05 AM (sdi6R)

595 downtown Denver outside the Capitol building has a big inflatable white chicken with a golden Trump do on its scalp.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 18, 2018 02:07 AM (6FqZa)

596 587 "LOVE CAREFULLY"?!

((!))
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 18, 2018 01:56 AM (cu8/f)

I think your parking brake is on.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 02:09 AM (y87Qq)

597
if you are a straight white male, you don't count.
Posted by: redc1c4

Why do you need a lawyer? File the paperwork yourself, then read up on the basic legal shit, they will settle at conference before discovery. If your paperwork appears to be in order.

Posted by: Jean at February 18, 2018 02:11 AM (yM/Yl)

598 Life is beautiful: https://youtu.be/xjX2KYuAJcA
(sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 18, 2018 02:13 AM (IcT7t)

599 or, at the very least, answer e-mails that way...




Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 02:00 AM (yo4+E)

A word to the wise, Heartless!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 18, 2018 02:21 AM (cu8/f)

600 597
if you are a straight white male, you don't count.
Posted by: redc1c4

Why do you need a lawyer? File the paperwork yourself, then read up on the basic legal shit, they will settle at conference before discovery. If your paperwork appears to be in order.
Posted by: Jean at February 18, 2018 02:11 AM (yM/Yl)

That is terrible advice. You go into this alone and it will be chum in shark-infested waters.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 02:22 AM (NWiLs)

601 526 I'm not comfortable with the Internet of Things. TV's, refrigerators, washers and dryers, climate controls, all of that. Unless you make sure that every device that you have is on a secure network, you're just asking for trouble. Any little chink in the armor can lead to disaster. It may not affect how your device operates, but a hacker can surf anything you have by slipping into an unsecured part of your network and harvest anything he wants on your secured network because you want the convenience. I wouldn't have an Echo or Alexa for all the money in the world.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 18, 2018 12:48 AM (gEvQ,

I agree with all this. I would never have an Alexa in my home. I was so sad today because we finally had to get rid of our 20 year old car today - the last "dumb" car I will ever own. What really terrifies me is the thought that our phones are recording everything we say, no matter where we are, and it will be used against us someday.

Posted by: Gem at February 18, 2018 02:32 AM (XoAz8)

602 That is terrible advice. You go into this alone and it will be chum in shark-infested waters.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 02:22 AM (NWiLs)


yeah I always say if you go into any location that has lawyers and you don't have your own, you might as well go in with a gun barrel in your mouth and a grenade taped to your balls.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 18, 2018 02:33 AM (aMlLZ)

603 listen to Insomniac. he's in pre med.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 18, 2018 02:34 AM (6FqZa)

604 Whowee, that May 14 show is kickass. It's a soundboard recording and is crystal clear. Bob and the boys were on top of their game.

I'd love to share it, but I can't find it on YouTube.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 02:36 AM (sdi6R)

605 Updating 15 of 28...

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 18, 2018 02:40 AM (rHGeg)

606 Good night horde, see you tomorrow, if I have time.

Posted by: Surfperch, ready to sleep at February 18, 2018 02:42 AM (rHGeg)

607 Meanwhile, the kid from Indiana that no one was talking about had a spectacular 3rd run and won the silver.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 18, 2018 01:42 AM (0jtPF)

That's nice.

I hope gay skier enjoyed the "drah-ma" while it lasted.






Posted by: Gem at February 18, 2018 02:45 AM (XoAz8)

608 hello horde!

online in NZ
almost bedtime

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 18, 2018 02:45 AM (/kkBf)

609 Hey, votermom.

Almost bedtime...on Sunday? :-)

Posted by: Gem at February 18, 2018 02:49 AM (XoAz8)

610 Gem, yeah...I'm sleeeppy

Posted by: Votermom's phone at February 18, 2018 03:13 AM (/kkBf)

611 Jet Lag, or.... ?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 03:15 AM (yo4+E)

612 /pop smoke

hasta, y'all!


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 03:31 AM (yo4+E)

613 Jet Lag was great in Fearless.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 18, 2018 03:32 AM (rnAwa)

614 watched a great movie today, Meagan Leavy.

Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2018 03:41 AM (FwcYV)

615 Guess I killed it.

Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2018 04:09 AM (FwcYV)

616 Have some UFO stuff...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6AeLWY9QNs

Posted by: Exile at February 18, 2018 04:22 AM (Fikbq)

617 William Heirens

Very sad story.

Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2018 05:00 AM (FwcYV)

618 If I had a boat, especially in a pretty setting like that, I would take better care of it. I mean, what possible fun is a boat full of water? I self-identify as a boat, so you can understand why I'm a little upset.

Posted by: goon at February 18, 2018 05:04 AM (EaQ6/)

619 That lake is full of lost firearms Sad.

Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2018 05:14 AM (FwcYV)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 18, 2018 05:31 AM (mpXpK)

621 Vic, good morning. I will have prayers ascending for your surgery. May your surgeons hands be blessed, the anesthesiologists be skilled, and your nurses, angles of mercy, be practicing cheerleading nurses.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:36 AM (hyuyC)

622 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:37 AM (hyuyC)

623 goon

Nature is not a friend. Especially in a body of water from pond size up.

Maybe the back story is this is a boat for someone who has been ill, and could not get it out of the water to overturn it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:39 AM (hyuyC)

624 Good morning! About an inch or so of new fallen snow since early evening. Good news though, 42 degrees today and sunny so I don't have to get it off the driveway. Double good news. The last time I ran the snowblower I almost ran it out of gas, so If this is the last of it (knock on wood) I won't have to drain the gas out of it before storing.

The simple things are the best

Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2018 05:40 AM (8ikIW)

625 Have a couple of inches of new snow, not that I needed it or anything.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2018 05:41 AM (aC6Sd)

626 Bruce

That is good news indeed. If there is no more snow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:44 AM (hyuyC)

627 Just going to clear minimum needed, supposed to be mid 40's today, 50's and rain sometime tomorrow and 70 on Tuesday

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2018 05:45 AM (aC6Sd)

628 Skip

It's pretty when it's a couple of inches... of snow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:45 AM (hyuyC)

629 That is good news indeed. If there is no more snow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That's why I'm knocking. I figure we'll get at least one more before end of March. A nice wet heavy one that makes my snowblower, with the worn out rubber auger, not want to throw it more then feet.

Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2018 05:46 AM (8ikIW)

630 more then feet.

more then TWO feet

Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2018 05:47 AM (8ikIW)

631 Heard yesterday Lindsey Vaughan was doing really well until she wasn't. Haven't watched a second of anything.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2018 05:48 AM (aC6Sd)

632 Well good luck, Bruce. At least 5 more years of cold until the solar cycle gets out of it's trough. If the theorists that are predicting a solar minimum are incorrect.

And think, you are better off than people in International Falls.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:49 AM (hyuyC)

633 Heard yesterday Lindsey Vaughan was doing really well until she wasn't. Haven't watched a second of anything.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2018 05:4


Was parusing the sewer of daily mail. She choked and the US only has FIVE medals this week. geez.

Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2018 05:51 AM (FwcYV)

634 And think, you are better off than people in International Falls.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Now I am, but they got better access to great fishing.

Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2018 05:51 AM (8ikIW)

635 Was parusing the sewer of daily mail. She choked and the US only has FIVE medals this week. geez.
Posted by: Infidel


The USA. Making sure everybody gets a medal in all countries in the world. Because of.....TRUMP!

Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2018 05:53 AM (8ikIW)

636 Skip

My wife tells me the Olympics are on. Don't know.

Saw The 15:17 to Paris last night. Very good movie. It spoke to me in different ways that Sully did, my previous date night movie.

Clint Eastwood is a very good director and producer. The rest of Hollywood, not so much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:53 AM (hyuyC)

637 Nice to see you Vic. Prayers up.

Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2018 05:54 AM (FwcYV)

638 Or we could be heading into a mini ice age which is my wish to shut those bastards up. I can hear it now, "Carbon causes cooling, stop burning up and making carbon".

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2018 05:54 AM (aC6Sd)

639 NOOD up

Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2018 05:55 AM (8ikIW)

640 Saw The 15:17 to Paris last night.


Want to see that.

Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2018 05:56 AM (FwcYV)

641 Skip

I said on this blog in 2009 that we are two volcanic eruptions from disaster. In a solar minimum, we will be rebuilding all those coal plants that pbho outlawed, for the CO2 in the exhaust.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:57 AM (hyuyC)

642 more then TWO feet
Posted by: Bruce


You mean like a three footed woman? Interesting.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 18, 2018 06:00 AM (2835Q)

643 If you're going to church today, please pray for your pastor, the associates if there are any, people who teach Sunday school and work with the youth group and any of the musicians. We all need prayer. Pray that anyone attending the service might be uplifted, strengthened by the message-and the Holy Spirit would descend upon the church so that God would be glorified and Christ lifted up. Pastors do pray for the congregants too. you know!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2018 08:10 AM (8+Ozj)

644 Always enjoy ONT...thank you Mis.Anth.

Posted by: Bro. Bill at February 18, 2018 09:41 AM (zmfCX)

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