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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/17/18 ) Feelin' Musical Edition
Though it's just a memory, some memories last forever. Neil Peart
Back in 1976, the Zero Population Growth society launched an effort to get Valentine's Day rebranded as "Love Carefully Day," as a way to bring awareness to the problem of teen pregnancy. "Happy Love Carefully Day" doesn't have quite the same ring to it as "Happy Valentine's Day," but their effort must have been somewhat successful, because Google reveals that even this year a few places, such as Allan Hancock College, will hold Love Carefully Day events.
Think you had a bad day? Maybe you didn't after all.
It's not what you say, It's how you say it.
What an awful existence it must be to wake up every morning with a chip on your
Feminist Accuses English Language Of Being Sexist, Gets Brilliantly Schooled By Linguist. It started off with a premise that, to be fair, deserves discussion and scrutiny. A Tumblr user, who refers to herself as ‘Feminist Chewbacca’ wanted to discover the root causes of patriarchal domination in society, and turned to the English language to investigate the inherent sexism it allegedly contains. In these days of fake news and agenda pushing however, it has never been more important to check your facts. This is where Feminist Chewbacca came unstuck. Reblogging a post she had found on Visual Poetry, she had probably not counted on being fact-checked by an actual linguist. Her poorly chosen examples were deconstructed one by one, until she began to look rather basic, and a bit silly.A bit silly? That's being kind.
In case you missed it. North Korea wins yuuge gold medal.
PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA — Team North Korea has scored an early success in the 2018 Winter Olympics after winning the Gold Medal for crossing red lines, sources confirmed today. Crossing red lines, in which competitors try to outdo each other in violating international norms and basic standards of human decency, has been a longtime Winter Olympics sport ever since it was first introduced by Germany in the 1936 Winter Olympics.
Reason #1 why you should swim in chlorinated pools. Meet the Candiru.
The candiru is a tiny, but fearsome, beast that lives in the rivers of the Amazon, and has a penchant for swimming into the human penis. Of all of the beasts that prowl the Amazon, none is more feared by the locals than the candiru. A river monster feared even above the dreaded piranha; the candiru waits for its unsuspecting prey to step into the river before latching onto it. It’s also only about an inch and a half long, though don’t mistake its small size for weakness. This little fishy packs a punch
An NYPD Narcotics detective is in hot water for sending an old buddy a sophomoric, and potentially racist, series of texts about drinking on the job while he was in the middle of a buy and bust operation — not knowing investigators had put a wiretap on his pal’s phone, the Daily News has learned. “Bring over a few beers,” Detective Ted Holway texted to his friend Paul Barone on March 14, 2015, as he sat in a prisoner van in Staten Island waiting for the operation to end. The two joked about drinking beer and vodka together, never knowing detectives investigating an illegal gambling ring were watching as the damning texts cycled in, officials said.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 09:41 PM (y+SdL)
Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:41 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) pontificates at February 17, 2018 09:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 17, 2018 09:43 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 17, 2018 09:44 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) confesses at February 17, 2018 09:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: mindful webworker's cats at February 17, 2018 09:45 PM (3tLP6)
Just stumbled on this. Merkins are making a fashion comeback, looks like:
https://nypost.com/2018/02/16/these-nyfw-vagina-wigs-speak-for-themselves/
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 17, 2018 09:46 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) confesses at February 17, 2018 09:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) confesses at February 17, 2018 09:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 09:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 17, 2018 09:47 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Grump928(C) confesses at February 17, 2018 09:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:47 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 17, 2018 09:48 PM (+Tibp)
Now to go figure out what that "Grab 'em by the chest" picture is all about.
Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2018 09:48 PM (Vb4BV)
Happy Caturday, Horde! Nice lot of stories, MisHum.
I'll try not to rock the boat!
Posted by: ALH at February 17, 2018 09:48 PM (/6BId)
Posted by: Eagles Fan at February 17, 2018 09:48 PM (zcT9k)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 09:49 PM (nO+fH)
Happy Caturday, Horde! Nice lot of stories, MisHum.
I'll try not to rock the boat!
Posted by: ALH at February 17, 2018 09:48 PM (/6BId)
Many guns were lost during the sinking of that vessel!
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 17, 2018 09:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 09:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2018 09:50 PM (V+03K)
Didn't we get a kitteh pic in the old days?
Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:50 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 09:50 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2018 09:51 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 09:51 PM (nO+fH)
Also, there was some news about Google trying to prevent copying online images to protect copyright.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2018 09:50 PM (V+03K)
That was nice of you to say
Thanks Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (3/sUh)
"gentem lingua facit" -- Claudius Marius Victor
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 09:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 09:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:54 PM (cHbmY)
Lol.
On an entirely different subject, are you planning on getting Battle for Azeroth (or whatever the official name is)?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 09:54 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 09:54 PM (6FqZa)
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Wut?
Our church usher dinners are a Bacchanalia of booze and firearms, and oddly cornhole.
Viva LCMS!
Posted by: Grump928(C) confesses at February 17, 2018 09:54 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (prxs+)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 09:53 PM (sdi6R)
It's full of iron, soon to be lost in a tragic accident on the water!
Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 17, 2018 09:55 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 09:54 PM (rp9xB)
Newp, but thank you for remembering. I haven't been on in a long time on account of it costs money
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 09:56 PM (y87Qq)
No, but my hovercraft is full of eels.
Sorry, don't get the allusion.
Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:56 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 09:56 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 09:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: hogmartin
________
Unlikely. The gestation period would be way to long.
Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 09:57 PM (y+SdL)
Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:47 PM (cHbmY)
He deserves a lifetime Platinum Membership in the Horde, that's for sure.
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 09:57 PM (sdi6R)
In the original US theatrical version, the voice over everyone thinks is Harrison Ford is actually voiced by the actor who played Holden. It even fooled Harrison Ford.
In the Work Print version, the only voice-over narration comes at the end as Dekkard watches Roy Batty die.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 09:57 PM (6W470)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 09:57 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 09:57 PM (y+SdL)
You'd think so, right? But who hasn't lost track of that sort of thing?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 09:57 PM (y87Qq)
*quick web search discovers Wade already knows plenty about candiru*
*deletes*
Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 09:58 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 09:58 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 17, 2018 09:59 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 09:59 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:00 PM (IqV8l)
Aha! So this is the Overnight Hungarian as a Second Language Thread!
Nagyon jo! My nipples explode with delight!
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 17, 2018 10:00 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:01 PM (6W470)
Posted by: rickl
USN's latest billion dollar baby
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:00 PM (IqV8l)
Stealth version of the LCS!
Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 17, 2018 10:01 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:01 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 17, 2018 10:02 PM (zCyNd)
If he still had it and could maybe come down just a bit. It's already a good price but got posted in mid January so you never know.
Haven't heard back.
Posted by: teej at February 17, 2018 10:02 PM (PlGk9)
Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 10:02 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: hogmartin
________
I suppose, but a decent obstetrician would probably recommend a C-section before the 40th trimester.
Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (y+SdL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (6W470)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: sherpa_K2 at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (QAFyR)
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 17, 2018 10:00 PM (zCyNd)
Come to my place bouncy bouncy?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (dUJdY)
Damn, and I thought the Catholics knew how to party.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (prxs+)
Salt shit, pepper shit, garlic shit and, cuz I'm the ONT's resident white hispanic, some picoso shit.
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:03 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 10:04 PM (y+SdL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (6W470)
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (sdi6R)
You must be Episcopalean.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 10:02 PM (cHbmY)
I'm not reaching for it unless it's on the right, cuz that's how I roll.
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 10:04 PM (y+SdL)
I wonder if she stood in front of her mirror, alternating between the polka dot and the red dress, and just said fuckit and went for halter top and chaps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 10:06 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (6W470)
Delightfully explosive? Or explosively delightful?
Posted by: That Hungarian from Budapest-I've never met a ruder pest at February 17, 2018 10:06 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: JAS at February 17, 2018 10:07 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (qJtVm)
I'm not gonna ask or comment here!
Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 17, 2018 10:08 PM (gwPgz)
Didn't we get a kitteh pic in the old days?
Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2018 09:50 PM (cHbmY)
++++
You have to click to get it. Check out the bad day link.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2018 10:08 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (qJtVm)
Strap-on or no strap-on?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JAS at February 17, 2018 10:09 PM (7JbXq)
I just hope she has a wonderful time and gets home safe.
**starts pacing a path in the living room rug**
Posted by: teej at February 17, 2018 10:09 PM (PlGk9)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:08 PM (NWiLs)
Had to ruin the image, didn't you. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 10:09 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - profoundly simple at February 17, 2018 10:09 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:09 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 17, 2018 10:10 PM (2835Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (6W470)
Posted by: JAS at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: navybrat at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (w7KSn)
Gonna go out and explore a bit tomorrow, find the job and hit the supermarket for some grub.
Posted by: Traveling Man at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (ZBuiD)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (3g9Il)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (7LY+6)
I gothed out yesterday and wore my Ace of Spades necklace! I love it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:12 PM (qJtVm)
Just one woman, or any woman?
Al Franken also had that ability.
Posted by: mindful webworker - profoundly simple at February 17, 2018 10:12 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: FireHorse
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Part of me wants to ask her for an after-action report.
The other part is afraid to her it.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2018 10:12 PM (tr2D7)
Evening all.
Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2018 10:13 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: bof at February 17, 2018 10:13 PM (bNftD)
I'm working on a similar method of prognostication, just for the guys. Any volunteers? First time's a freebee.
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 17, 2018 10:13 PM (2835Q)
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:13 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 10:05 PM (sdi6R)
++++
Every pic is a link to youtube tonight.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2018 10:13 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: The Spice Jar at February 17, 2018 10:14 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2018 10:14 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (6W470)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 10:14 PM (sdi6R)
She was mighty pretty, too.
But I had to drop her when she said
her stage name, Candiru.
Posted by: mindful webworker - running for the exit at February 17, 2018 10:14 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 17, 2018 10:15 PM (HQfxm)
Posted by: navybrat at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (w7KSn)
Maybe not to male figure skaters, they probably envy the damn thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: navybrat at February 17, 2018 10:11 PM (w7KSn)
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true dat...
i clenched up, and i'm sitting in a chair, in a house built above grade, in the Northern Hemisphere, in the middle of a desert.
Note to self: extra chlorine in the pool from now on, once we re-fill it. FTS.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (yo4+E)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (DAdSz)
Nope. Have a jar of Hot Shit in the pantry right now.
And yes, we have a real pantry, so 1 percenters and all that.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:17 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:17 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (DAdSz)
WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (y87Qq)
Remember in The Craft the tall slim brunette? She reminded me of that character. Flowing black lacy black dress with full-lenth sleeves that flared at the wrists. Straight dark brown hair with just enough body touching shoulders. Pale make-up. Dark eyeshadow and dark blue lipstick.
Remarked to a co-worker that I was waiting to see what she summoned.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (6W470)
if i drop out for a bit, one guess where i went...
(not that anyone cares, of course %-)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (yo4+E)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (nO+fH)
I didn't know you were from Lee's Summit. That's where my company's headquarters is located.
Posted by: Traveling Man at February 17, 2018 10:19 PM (ZBuiD)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (DAdSz)
WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (y87Qq)
THAT LEFT THE CROWD SPEECHLESS
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:19 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2018 10:19 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (6W470)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (pV/54)
https://nypost.com/2018/02/16/these-nyfw-vagina-wigs-speak-for-themselves/
"Put on your red dress baby, 'cause we're going out tonight
Put on your red dress baby, 'cause we're going out tonight
Put on your high-heeled sneakers 'cause we're going out tonight
Put your wig-hat on your...um...your...aah...on your..."
crap
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (tRaq7)
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY
Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (pV/54)
Irukandji! Ask for it by name.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: teej at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (PlGk9)
Though, the boat in the first pic is most assuredly swamped, and on the verge of sinking.
Otherwise, it's not fit to have been a barnacle on the New Dawn's hull.
*raises a drink to the memory of the New Dawn*
Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cheriebebe
The Drudge Report once upon a time linked to a story warning against swimming in some areas, because, as I remember him saying, mens' testes fit perfectly in the fishes' mouth.
Leaving WELL ASIDE why Matt Drudge liked that story, meet the pacu - tinyurl.com/p6r7r5t
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
Tonight's ONT is going to be fetishistic, isn't it?
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (pV/54)
(crosses "visit Australia" off of bucket list)
Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (Vb4BV)
Just stumbled on this. Merkins are making a fashion comeback, looks like:
https://nypost.com/2018/02/16/these-nyfw-vagina-wigs-speak-for-themselves/
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 17, 2018 09:46 PM (8O3HH)
*pukes*
They sound disgusting, but I bet they'll keep the candirus out.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (rHGeg)
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (HQfxm)
--
I once had a Great Northern Pike on the line. Brought the fish in, and the lure was so far down the Pike's throat that the hook disgorger wouldn't reach until I put several fingers into the mouth of the fish.
Hint: Don't do that. Get a longer disgorger.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 10:23 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 10:24 PM (KP5rU)
https://nypost.com/2018/02/16/these-nyfw-vagina-wigs-speak-for-themselves/
I'm not sure I want to hear one speak.
But just in case I did, what would it say?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 10:24 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
Tonight's ONT is going to be fetishistic, isn't it?
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (ayUOl)
Well it wasn't MY idea!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)
The Drudge Report once upon a time linked to a story warning against swimming in some areas, because, as I remember him saying, mens' testes fit perfectly in the fishes' mouth.
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Is this not a compelling argument for Intelligent Design?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 10:23 PM (roQNm)
Why not just simply asking the Paolo?
Posted by: Paolo at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (6W470)
Now you're just torturing me.
Anywho.
I didn't get to mention in the movie thread that the first movie I saw in a theater was "The Battle of Britain". My dad took me when I was about 10.
It looks like the whole thing is on YouTube. I will have to check it out. Here is one scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MwczFAOm48
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 10:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (rHGeg)
Baleen for the snootch.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:26 PM (6W470)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)
* whispers *
pew... pew...
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:26 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Robert, This Side Up
White, wide and wise FTW.
Posted by: Sonja Sotomayor at February 17, 2018 10:27 PM (2835Q)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:27 PM (dUJdY)
Hint: Don't do that. Get a longer disgorger.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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I hear ya. The first muskie I ever caught I landed by sticking my fingers under the gills. Luckily, the fish was rather small. Only cut me horribly instead of losing my hand.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2018 10:27 PM (tr2D7)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HANDS IS NOT BEN ROETHLISBERGER BUT IS USING CAPS WHILE EXPLAINING THAT ONLY I, BEN ROETHLISBERGER, CAN USE CAPS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 17, 2018 10:27 PM (rHGeg)
The scariest thing in water may be the little box jellyfish of Northern Australia. If it doesn't kill you immediately, the pain is so intense you'll beg to be killed.
Posted by: Ignoramus
Sounds like the naval version of gympie gympie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:28 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 10:28 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ignoramus
I'm going with frozen alien snake babies under the antarctic...
(oh, shit, Bob, I just fucked up...)
Posted by: Alan at NSA at February 17, 2018 10:29 PM (KXVP7)
White, wide and wise FTW.
Posted by: Sonja Sotomayor at February 17, 2018 10:27 PM (2835Q)
Who's your papi, bitch?
Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 10:29 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:26 PM (6W470)
What about me?!?
Posted by: The Jackass at February 17, 2018 10:29 PM (rHGeg)
What does the movies Battle of Britain and Dunkirk have oddly in common. Well besides the Hurricanes and Spitfires. Both used Ha.1112s to stand in for the Bf-109s.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:30 PM (6W470)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HANDS IS NOT BEN ROETHLISBERGER BUT IS USING CAPS WHILE EXPLAINING THAT ONLY I, BEN ROETHLISBERGER, CAN USE CAPS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 17, 2018 10:27 PM
=================================
That just made my night.
Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 10:30 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 17, 2018 10:31 PM (nO+fH)
Some movie that as a kid I saw on hbo because they played it non stop like "no deposit, no return" but for I assume adults.
Blast from the past.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 17, 2018 10:31 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: The Jackass [once upon a time, Totem animal of the US Democrat Party]
You have a functioning penis. Democrat nu-males not so much
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 10:31 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (DAdSz)
WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:18 PM (y87Qq)
THAT LEFT THE CROWD SPEECHLESS
Posted by: Robert"
AND WILL PAY OFF YOUR MORTGAGE
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 17, 2018 10:31 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 17, 2018 10:32 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 10:33 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (nO+fH)
---
good luck talking Resid3nt 3v1L out of her share...
she owns moar guns than i do, and is a better shot, never having been subjected to Army "training".
however, if you live in SoCal, we might be able to arrange a mini-MoMe w/o the need for violence.
oh yeah, and we're having a "Zin Alley" West Side Paso Robles zinfandel with all this. Frank makes *awesome* wine.
http://www.zinalley.com/index.php
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 10:34 PM (yo4+E)
Posted by: booknlass at February 17, 2018 10:34 PM (bjSMX)
Lots of blood, there was. Plus fewer attached fingers...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:34 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2018 10:21 PM (pV/54)
(crosses "visit Australia" off of bucket list)
Posted by: Splunge at February 17, 2018 10:22 PM (Vb4BV)
++++
Ah yes, Australia. Home of the spiders big enough to sit on your face and cover the whole thing.
Not everyone is into that kind of thing.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (pvjTE)
Nope, I want to be at the top of the food chain, not somewhere in the middle.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (kBuGL)
https://youtu.be/D8VIWuIH-rs
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (6W470)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (6FqZa)
my skiff is full of Schiff. Watch your step.
also, Tyrrus on the Gutfeld show suggested that Pelosi's problem might be those afternoon brandies.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Jmel at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (rHGeg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 10:35 PM (kBuGL)
The American taxpayer.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
Not everyone is into that kind of thing.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Party pooper.
Posted by: Lena at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cheriebebe
WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK
Posted by: hogmartin
THAT LEFT THE CROWD SPEECHLESS
Posted by: Robert"
AND WILL PAY OFF YOUR MORTGAGE
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
YOU GO NOW!
Posted by: LaceWigs at February 17, 2018 10:36 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 10:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cathy Newman at February 17, 2018 10:37 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 17, 2018 10:37 PM (nO+fH)
RI.. waiting on the casings.. Just ordered the other day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)
Shhhh... Diamond Contractors.
Posted by: Traveling Man at February 17, 2018 10:38 PM (ZBuiD)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 17, 2018 10:37 PM (nO+fH)
That's because its too damn cold here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2018 10:38 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:38 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:38 PM (7LY+6)
https://nypost.com/2018/02/16/these-nyfw-vagina-wigs-speak-for-themselves/
I'm not sure I want to hear one speak.
But just in case I did, what would it say?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 10:24 PM (tRaq7)
++++
Don't mind the candiru.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2018 10:38 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 10:39 PM (KP5rU)
I'm not sedentary.
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 17, 2018 10:39 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 10:40 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2018 10:41 PM (y+SdL)
Anne Archer. Still got it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
----
holy shit, the wife from Patriot Games!
(the rapp on her was that she was typecast as the perfect wife. sad)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 17, 2018 10:42 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:42 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 10:42 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 17, 2018 10:43 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:42 PM (nO+fH)
Deplorable, Knuckle dragging mouth breather
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2018 10:44 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:44 PM (DAdSz)
Indeed. So very hotness... ummmmm.
Nevermind.
So, what were we discussing?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:44 PM (7LY+6)
Just stumbled on this. Merkins are making a fashion comeback, looks like:
https://nypost.com/2018/02/16/these-nyfw-vagina-wigs-speak-for-themselves/
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 17, 2018 09:46 PM (8O3HH)
Am I the only one who is annoyed when a vulva is called a vagina?
If those ladies were wearing wigs on (in?) their vaginas, they would be out of sight.
Posted by: Emmie at February 17, 2018 10:45 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 10:42 PM (rp9xB)
d'awwww :3
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:45 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:45 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Traveling Man at February 17, 2018 10:46 PM (ZBuiD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9GxpTQgSlI
Nothing to do with the movie, AFAIK. Be sure to take a good look at the album cover, the pic on the back is hilarious if you can find it anywhere.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 10:48 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 17, 2018 10:48 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (KP5rU)
What's the difference between a vulva and a vagina?
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 09:52 PM (y87Qq)
In several counties in Pennsylvania 70-80% of births are to teenage mothers, but only a small amount of those are unplanned. Both of these statistics are due to the Amish marrying young and encouraging large families.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 10:50 PM (rHGeg)
What's the difference between a vulva and a vagina?
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (kBuGL)
Taint much.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:51 PM (NWiLs)
njoy!Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 17, 2018 10:37 PM (nO+fH)
---
are you sure? she owns a 416 Barrett...
in all seriousness, Frank makes an awesome Zin AND a Zin port, both of which are to kill, not die, for...
not cheap either, but, if you can have them shipped, you won't be sorry.
(imho, of course)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 10:51 PM (yo4+E)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 17, 2018 10:51 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2018 10:51 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 10:52 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:53 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
What's the difference between a vulva and a vagina?
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (kBuGL)
Gold or diamonds, depending on how far you want to get with a girl.
Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 10:53 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:54 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (oVJmc)
It would shock me if any male figure skaters were straight.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (rHGeg)
One gets about 20-30 miles to the gallon, is built like a tank complete with airbags and safety features, and the other is a luxury Swedish automobile make. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
Candiru just got an official collective noun.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (eMKNe)
Where did Schiff go to school?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (nO+fH)
What's the difference between a vulva and a vagina?
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 10:49 PM (kBuGL)
I gonna play this straight.
The vulva is outside. The vagina is inside. The vagina is the birth canal, for instance. The vulva includes the mons pubis, the labia, etc.
Posted by: Emmie at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: LaBrah James at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (Tyii7)
Won't a woman's hoo-hah do in a pinch?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 10:56 PM (eMKNe)
Won't a woman's hoo-hah do in a pinch?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 10:56 PM (eMKNe)
They study human anatomy in school.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 10:56 PM (NWiLs)
So it falls to the boy who is now a girl to seduce the doctor's real love interest to throw a real spanner in the works and save the girl he is in love with.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:56 PM (6W470)
Posted by: geoffb at February 17, 2018 10:57 PM (zOpu5)
Won't a woman's hoo-hah do in a pinch?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 10:56 PM (eMKNe)
Their are anecdotal reports of that happening.
Posted by: Surfperch, closing the metaphorical blinds at February 17, 2018 10:57 PM (rHGeg)
And the bitch doubled down on Trump hate going after deporables. Stupid is as stupid does.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 17, 2018 10:58 PM (RjiLf)
But they're both rather boxy looking.
Really safe, from what I hear, though.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 10:58 PM (tRaq7)
They're from Texas, so you know the shit is better than the rest.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2018 10:58 PM (DMUuz)
How do the penis fish know they're swimming into a penis?
They instinctively know the difference between a Volvo and a Volkswagen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 10:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly"
She had the wrong color hair. Cathy Ryan was supposed to be blond.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 17, 2018 10:59 PM (w+Jhj)
OMG! There is a bearded lady on the front page of Breitbart.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 10:59 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:00 PM (6W470)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 17, 2018 10:54
Yeah, but they keep losing to the Trojans.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:00 PM (QpTNr)
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:00 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 11:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 17, 2018 11:00 PM (rHGeg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 11:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Emmie at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM
If the Daywalkers ever find out something was played straight, the reputation of the ONT will be ruined.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (6W470)
So it falls to the boy who is now a girl to seduce the doctor's real love interest to throw a real spanner in the works and save the girl he is in love with.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 10:56 PM (6W470)
Ooohhhh, I get it now!
Posted by: Robert kinda skipped around at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (ayUOl)
As much as that thought makes "things" go into hiding, IYKWIMAITTYD fellas, how would you not feel that?
Ewww...remind me never to go swimming there, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (84F5k)
Go live in Iran a**hole
Spit>
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (mMeIQ)
Ya, this last Dell BIOS update has really slowed the machines down, especially the virtual ones.
Must be a Windows 10 update in the pipe.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (rHGeg)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM
Geographically similar to the Mons Veneris, but not Olympus Mons.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM (kBuGL)
I think it's the constellation near Virgo.
Posted by: Robert kinda skipped around at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (DAdSz)
So this anime in this one episode went places other shows would later follow.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (6W470)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 17, 2018 11:07 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:07 PM (6W470)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM (kBuGL)
I think it's the constellation near Virgo.
Posted by: Robert kinda skipped around at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM
I thought is was that really big mountain on Mars.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:02 PM
Geographically similar to the Mons Veneris, but not Olympus Mons.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (DMUuz)
I think it's the constellation near Virgo.
Posted by: Robert kinda skipped around at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (ayUOl)
Just plain apple juice
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:06 PM (DAdSz)
can't... breathe...
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM (6W470)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)
Loneliness.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2018 11:09 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 17, 2018 11:10 PM (84F5k)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 11:10 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 11:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)
Chamomile, blackberry and lavender tea-hoping it will get me to sleep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (LiyEm)
Thank You!
Posted by: Mike Pence at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (rHGeg)
*Takes a step baack*
The theme of the ONT...porn, penis fish and vajoo.
I fucking love this place.
Posted by: Robert kinda skipped around at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (LiyEm)
I hope all these assholes break many bones yo come.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (UP2AQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,
Oh, pick me!!!
Posted by: Ensign James Tiberius Kirk at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (KXVP7)
re: case file Project Eden of the WWWA agents "The Lovely Angels."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (6W470)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)
Loneliness.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM
But it's better than drinking alone...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (QpTNr)
It's a big one. My machine got updated and suddenly I couldn't save to my music mixing program (Reaper). Took me a couple of days to figure out what was going on since I'd never had that problem before. It's because Windows Defender now automatically prevents changes to most of the folders and one of them was my Music folder where I keep the songs I mix for a hobby.
I haven't found a way to disable that on the folders, but you can tell it which apps to allow changes, which I did. Works like it did before and I've created a new folder for all that now.
You'll get a "file not created" warning with programs when you go to save them, but it won't say why. Open Office was another one was affected.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 11:12 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2018 11:12 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Muns at February 17, 2018 11:13 PM (fO+6C)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,"
That would be a good scene in a movie. The bad guy is lowering the hero into a tank of water as he's describing what the fish does.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 17, 2018 11:13 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:13 PM (6W470)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)
Loneliness.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM
But it's better than drinking alone...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (QpTNr)
Laa dee daa de de daaa
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:14 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:13 PM (6W470)
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:15 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 11:15 PM (tRaq7)
couldn't save to my music mixing program (Reaper). Took me a couple of
days to figure out what was going on since I'd never had that problem
before. It's because Windows Defender now automatically prevents changes
to most of the folders and one of them was my Music folder where I keep
the songs I mix for a hobby.
I haven't found a way to disable that on the folders, but you can
tell it which apps to allow changes, which I did. Works like it did
before and I've created a new folder for all that now.
You'll get a "file not created" warning with programs when you go to
save them, but it won't say why. Open Office was another one was
affected.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster"
Oh great. Something else to screw with my company's program. I'll have to warn the tech support guys on Monday.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 17, 2018 11:15 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM
Bundaberg rum.
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:15 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:15 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 11:15 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:13 PM (6W470)
The actual plane is at the Missouri memorial (I don't think it's a Stearman).
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: CNN at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (EzdLW)
In this age of 24/7 shock and outrage speech policing and subsequent firings and apologies, I honestly cannot believe what famous, prominent liberals get away with saying. This is Asshole's tweet from today, before the tiny bodies are even all in the ground:
----------------------------------
Evidence collected over many years, obtained from many locations,
indicates that the power of Prayer is insufficient to stop bullets from
killing school children.
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The things I want to type but won't, are so numerous and creative, your head would spin.
Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (rv0Fo)
...with a chaser of despair.
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (qGuLD)
A sidecar of the bitter tears of regret.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)
Loneliness.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:08 PM
But it's better than drinking alone...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (QpTNr)
Laa dee daa de de daaa
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:14 PM (NWiLs)
Well, hey, you're drinking with us.
Or I'm drinking with you all.
Something like that.
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM
Hey, FS!
Thought you might be interested in this
https://tinyurl.com/ybs3m7uz
That link is a couple of years old, by I had the privilege to see this in person last night. Words fail me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (QpTNr)
Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:16 PM (rv0Fo)
Spin me, baby!
Posted by: Robert wants Tom feel all the rage at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (ayUOl)
--
I've been experimenting with virtual linux OS running under Oracle VirtualBox with Window 10 as a host. (Trying to get a remote firewire drive set up as a network drive, and windows 10 doesn't network with anything. Though it might be my DSL router. I
Can't tell.)
But the virtual Fedora 27 instance became unusable after the update; keystrokes from the keyboard weren't getting to Fedora which is running very slow.
Another dream shot down.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM
cheers. *raises glass*.
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (NWiLs)
Aaaannnnd, that's when the riot started, officer.
Posted by: mindful webworker - they beat that poor meme to death at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (6W470)
Posted by: Robert th8nks autocucumber disapproves Of sock puppeting at February 17, 2018 11:19 PM (ayUOl)
Just laugh at him. It's just stupid. Faith in God is not like some magic shield of invisibility against any bad things happening to us. If it were everyone would be a Christian.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:20 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM
Man, what are you doing here?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (QpTNr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM
cheers. *raises glass*.
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM (qGuLD)
To better days.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Robert th8nks autocucumber disapproves Of sock puppeting at February 17, 2018 11:19 PM (ayUOl)
LOL, autocorrect fucking up my jokes almost makes me madder than Neil DeFaggot.
ALMOST
Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (rv0Fo)
Berserker got me started on a Halloween kick.
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFCA0B62B4AEA0E2C
\m/
Posted by: Robert th8nks autocucumber disapproves Of sock puppeting at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (6W470)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM (8+Ozj)
Try adding kava kava to the tea as a sleep aid. Seems to work for me.
Posted by: tbodie at February 17, 2018 11:22 PM (XqXVp)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:18 PM
Man, what are you doing here?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (QpTNr)
I'm Davey, and I'm still in the Navy.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:22 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:11 PM
Hey, FS!
Thought you might be interested in this
https://tinyurl.com/ybs3m7uz
That link is a couple of years old, by I had the privilege to see this in person last night. Words fail me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:17 PM (QpTNr)
Sounds like a load of dingoes' kidneys to me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:23 PM (qGuLD)
Thanks, That is very interesting and awesome.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:23 PM (8+Ozj)
https://youtu.be/lxplpDKx_Qk
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (QMwOT)
Jeff Bezos will swim right up your dickhole and never leave.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
I was doing some reading last night at FB and learned the new hot thing for some companies right now, is getting a VPN (virtual private network). Supposedly it's an intranet that can be accessed from anywhere.
I don't get it, I always assumed most intranets could already be accessed anywhere, as long as you had the right permissions and passwords.
(And I already know what VPL is, btw.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:24 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM
No matter how bad it gets, Hillary R. Clinton will never be President of the United States.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:24 PM (QMwOT)
I should, Fen. Other than the fact that you still call yourself a Democrat, you are more levelheaded than I. DINO
Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:24 PM (rv0Fo)
Well, I understood the *last* sentence. I even understood most of the terms in the rest, I'm just missing the ones that make it comprehensible.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 11:24 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:21 PM (QMwOT)
Jeff Bezos will swim right up your dickhole and never leave.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
Explains the bald head . . .
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (QMwOT)
In spite of Damore withdrawing his NLRB filing in September, the board proceeded to examine and issue its own ruling.... The NLRB emphasized that any charge filed by Damore on the matter should be "dismissed."
Get that? NLRB will dismiss Damore's filing if he ever files it again. But he dropped it months ago.
Damore's lawsuit, which was joined by former Google employee David Gudeman when filed in January, is still awaiting trial.
So, the class action suit is apparently still a go. However, the author doesn't mention this till the very end of the article.
Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (6W470)
The only reason I call myself a Democrat is because I'm too lazy to change the paperwork. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Billy Joel at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (eMKNe)
My younger brother worked for them for 12 yrs as a manager. He just got fired at age 59 a week before he was due a $6000 bonus. He did a damn good job for them, I know.
I just got this info from my Dad, but apparently
he just really got fucked over. I know my bother and his work ethic, they claimed he had expired food in storage and I'll say BS. If it was there he was going to throw it out.
What-A-Burger is a POS discriminatory company.
They fired my brother because he was too old and made too much money.
Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)
The same thing I drink every night...
Posted by: Shemp at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (rHGeg)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
Dingoes kidneys are not an icon in the Eastern Orthodox church. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 10:16 PM (DAdSz)
Let's not be too hasty now...
Posted by: Troy McClure at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:05 PM (QpTNr)
What are you buying?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (QMwOT)
indicates that the power of Prayer is insufficient to stop bullets from
killing school children.
Wow. I knew this dude was stupid but....How can one ever know what things may have come to pass except for prayers?
Posted by: cfo mom at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:23 PM
I couldn't believe the fragrance. I hated to wash my hands later.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:28 PM (QpTNr)
Posted by: Billy Joel at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (eMKNe)
Fair use, Billy. Suck it.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Will leave one of the best ever anime movie openings. The 007 influence is obvious but dang is it good.
https://youtu.be/z53R0LoeV8c
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 11:29 PM (6W470)
Whoa whoa whoa! Let*ts leave the Greeks alone
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 17, 2018 11:29 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
Dingoes kidneys are not an icon in the Eastern Orthodox church. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (8+Ozj)
In the New South Wales diocese they are.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM
Of course you could be. I'm the world's greatest ever thespian and I can teach you how to be a top gun actor if you take my course for the low price of $99.99.
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:30 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:30 PM (eMKNe)
Heh, ya. It is about running two different computer operating systems on one desktop as if each system was an independent, standalone desktop, and being able to switch between them with a mouse click.
Then it gets complicated.
There are other ways, better ways, to run two computers, but the Technological Imperative says that if it is possible to be done, then it must be done, to prove that it is possible.
I have a lot of time on my hands.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:30 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Isn't that just SleepyTime Tea from Celestial?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2018 11:31 PM (KXVP7)
I liked it. He was unhurried, clear, and stuck to the main points he wanted to make.
Aaannd, did so without once naming Joy Behar, nor the View. Mostly blamed the network. Classy.
Posted by: mindful webworker - not bad for an old white dude at February 17, 2018 11:31 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 17, 2018 11:31 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 11:31 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM (eMKNe)
gotta cut if off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM (V2Yro)
I know someone who has experienced the same thing-not with an icon, but with some relic of an EO saint-it was dripping some sort of fragrant oil.
If the prayers of the faithful and the grace of God can cure one person of cancer or another disease that's awesome. Is this icon taken around or does it stay in the same place in PA?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM (8+Ozj)
indicates that the power of Prayer is insufficient to stop bullets from
killing school children.
The FBI doing their fucking job and not trying to execute a coup on PDT sure as fuck does.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:30 PM
Why thank you Steve. I like to think that I am.
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM (qGuLD)
I've only ever played with coding, but I started back with QBasic (Yeah, that's my lawn you're standing on). Been toying around with the idea of a VPN myself lately and Win10 has the stuff to do it (or so it appears), but I haven't dove that deeply into it yet. I'd like to find a good resource to get started but haven't run across one yet. I need an overview first.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (8+Ozj)
I KNEW IT
Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:33 PM (rv0Fo)
I don't know very much about Mike Pence-bu that interview gave me a good opinion of him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:33 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Sledlow at February 17, 2018 11:33 PM (BPtPW)
Thank you for the explanation. Not surprising that a Horde 'Ron would be the ne to step up and try to prove the possibility just because the Universe demanded *someone* do so.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2018 11:33 PM (rp9xB)
Hear, hear!
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 17, 2018 11:34 PM (3dt/D)
Posted by: Alexa at February 17, 2018 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
Isn't that just SleepyTime Tea from Celestial?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2018 11:31 PM (KXVP7)
The "sleepy time extra" is that brand. This is different.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:34 PM (8+Ozj)
Saw Black Panther. It's pretty good, though unavoidably I kept seeing beats from other MCU efforts, which with ten years of material happens.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 17, 2018 11:35 PM (wn2NI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:32 PM
They do take it around from time to time. It was up here yesterday and today. Truly amazing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:36 PM (QpTNr)
Well... yeah. Just ask Lucifer. He knows G-d exists.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 11:36 PM (6FqZa)
No. no. my skill is proving that something is NOT possible.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (roQNm)
Microsoft Basic for the TRS-80 in 1982.
That would be *my* lawn. Ger'roff it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (cp1if)
Thanks. That's a place I could get to unless it's in really Western PA. I like to do something spiritual for Lent. Sometimes I go on retreat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 17, 2018 11:38 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2018 11:38 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: Alexa at February 17, 2018 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
I'm still wondering who the retards are who actually buy these alexa and google spy pods to distribute around their, obviously, pathetic homes. They should just stick with the smarter-than-them refrigerators with the cameras in the ice maker, the tv on the door and the internet pr0n connection.
The stupidity of people some times .... and speaking of insane IoT stuff for the biggest douchebags in society ... I just saw a "wifi connected crock pot" at walmart. A friggin remote crock pot!! WTFFF?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:39 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 11:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:39 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 17, 2018 11:27 PM (RfzVr)
No shit. And it gets better.
All the "evidence" says that laws don't stop bullets from killing school children, either. Guess we should stop those too.
How narrowminded do you have to be to make a statement that is excessively stupid on at least five levels off the top of my head? Not to mention the utter insensitivity of presenting it mere hours after a school shooting. Is that pussy-faced vaginahead gonna be the one to show up at the funeral and "inform" folks there's no such thing as heaven?
Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:39 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 11:40 PM (IqV8l)
///
She is hoping for The Ultimate Answer to The Ultimate Question...
"When will my husband die so I can collect the insurance money, and FINALLY fix my house up just like HGTV?
Posted by: skip intro at February 17, 2018 11:40 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: chuck j at February 17, 2018 11:40 PM (Fikbq)
I had a Radio Shack/Tandy computer too. With a whopping 16K of memory that hung off the back and would drop out (or off) if you looked at it funny. Tape drive storage. And by "tape drive" I mean a cassette player.
Bubble keyboards FTW! Good times.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 17, 2018 11:40 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:39 PM
Dammit. Not available in my country.
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:40 PM (qGuLD)
You invited me in!
Posted by: Alexa at February 17, 2018 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
Just like a vampire.
Posted by: Surfperch, the best way to be at February 17, 2018 11:41 PM (rHGeg)
Posted by: The Wall of Shame at February 17, 2018 11:41 PM (Tyii7)
Jon: "Ahhcting!"
Other actor: "GENIUS!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:41 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM
If you can get there, I highly recommend it. If you can get there on a Wednesday when they celebrate the Paraklesis, even better. It really is amazing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (QpTNr)
Microsoft Basic for the TRS-80 in 1982.
That would be *my* lawn. Ger'roff it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 11:37 PM (6FqZa)
The Trash 80! Oh my but that brings back memories...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (NWiLs)
Correct me if I am wrong, but Pence is an evangelical Christian, not known for praying or "talking to" Mary, but if he were to talk to a Mary would it not be the virgin Mary rather than Mary Magdalene?
How can one person be so wrong, so often, so publicly and still be employed?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (wPiJc)
They fired my brother because he was too old and made too much money.
Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)
Geez, Farmer. That sucks.
Traditionally, small businesses were the backbone of the American economy. But little by little, government and corporations have worked together to extinguish them.
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (sdi6R)
Jon: "Ahhcting!"
Other actor: "GENIUS!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:41 PM
I think I've seen that bit! Jon Lovitz rocks. He craxcks me up.
Posted by: otho at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (wPiJc)
Ask any weatherman.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:43 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 11:43 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 11:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2018 11:44 PM (rnAwa)
You invited me in!
Posted by: Alexa at February 17, 2018 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
Just like a vampire.
Posted by: Surfperch, the best way to be at February 17, 2018 11:41 PM (rHGeg)
Or a Vulva.
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 17, 2018 11:44 PM (PFjNT)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 10:55 PM (rHGeg)
Our (USA) only pairs team is a married couple. Man and wife. (So sad to have to even add that. )
Posted by: Papal Prunes and Prisms at February 17, 2018 11:44 PM (M1epY)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:39 PM (8gDQu)
I have the echo, but I turned off the locator so Amazon can't figure out my address.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:44 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM (wPiJc)
Don't know but lots of people do it. Media, Congress, Fortune 500 CEOs, college professors...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Off topic, but a thing I've just thought of...
Satanists are Christian by the very fact of their acknowledging a God, his Son, a Heaven and a Hell.
...
Last year, Midol Medved tried to interview a Satanist proposing a Satanist Club in some high school in the US. The advocate slipped up and said, paraphrased, 'we don't actually believe in Satan.'
And Midol failed to follow up that intellectual vomit point.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2018 11:45 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:45 PM (eMKNe)
I feared this day, and now it's here. The Padres caved to 8 years, and my favorite player is...gone.
Oh, #35. You'll always be Royal. So long, Eric Hosmer.
*off to grieve and grumble*
Posted by: Shopgirl: #GoodbyeHoz at February 17, 2018 11:45 PM (SrViY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:46 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Johnny Weird at February 17, 2018 11:47 PM (Tyii7)
How can one person be so wrong, so often, so publicly and still be employed?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM
She hates the same people that those who employ her hate.
Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 11:47 PM (EzdLW)
#MeToo
I remember loading programs from a cassette when I was 6 and thinking it was utter magic. I wonder what I would have thought of a smartphone.
Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 11:47 PM (rv0Fo)
///
"You never really WANTED to medal you bastard!"
" Are you going to start with the Triple Salchow shit again?"
Posted by: skip intro at February 17, 2018 11:48 PM (x25VP)
__________
well, Jack Ryan was supposed to be a post-op chinagirlboy, so...you know, they took liberties.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 17, 2018 11:49 PM (V3U1L)
Bubble keyboards FTW! Good times.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster
T/S 1000. i had one.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 17, 2018 11:49 PM (wn2NI)
On an entirely different subject, are you planning on getting Battle for Azeroth (or whatever the official name is)?
I'm not Hogmartin, but I wanted to wave Hi! to Polliwog.
I'm slowly putting my life back together after my health problems last year. I dont have the money/time/computer for MMOs currently. I might buy a month of game time later, but my newest computer doesnt do windows. I bought an old netbook for 70.00 on enay and put linux on it. GTames are problematic.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad. at February 17, 2018 11:50 PM (aPniB)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:44 PM (y87Qq)
You couldn't pay me to have one of those things around. I also don't understand this insane push to have everything voice activated. I hate voice activated stuff. Maybe if I trip down two flights of stairs and lose all control of my arms and fingers I might change my mind ... but until then I can't stand this shit. And it's getting harder and harder to find stuff without all this crap built into it. You have to search far and wide to find a dumb TV. And I know that there are lots of people out there who hate having to pay extra for "smart" tv stuff that they don't want and never use ... and even if they did they would find out that the smart stuff in the TVs is obsolete and worthless compared to what's around within a year.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:50 PM (8gDQu)
How can one person be so wrong, so often, so publicly and still be employed?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:42 PM
She's not wrong wrong.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 11:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (V3U1L)
Thanks; It's a little hard to get away when my son is in schoo,l but I believe they have a break before Great Lent is over. I probably should rephrase an earlier comment. I always do spiritual things for Lent. I am involved in a study in the church and at home. I just meant I like to get away if I can. That sounds like it would be a nice opportunity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:46 PM (eMKNe)
You're thinking of Dennis Rodman.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: RM at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (eP+dt)
I often wonder what it would be like to take an iPhone, or iPad, something that plays modern music, back through a time machine and let Mozart, Bach, or Beethoven listen to modern music.
Probably get arrested for sorcery or something.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (roQNm)
I have the echo, but I turned off the locator so Amazon can't figure out my address.
Posted by: hogmartin
You have an IP address don't you?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:50 PM (8gDQu)
OK.
You're allowed.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Josh Earnest at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (5fRCd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (IqV8l)
Of course not.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:52 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 17, 2018 11:53 PM (RfzVr)
You could have done an act of charity and knitted a blanket for a homeless person with it. Fer Shame. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2018 11:54 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:54 PM (8gDQu)
Also CFO mom, you were the one who sent me the blueberry preserves right? Thank you so much for that stuff, my family loves it. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:54 PM (eMKNe)
10 ?M
20 G10
Upgrading to BASIC Level II, useful amount of RAM, floppy drives, and various accessories - what a great toy. (And the Thundering Daisy Wheel with tractor feed! Wrote my own word proc sw at first.)
Acoustic modeming to CompuServe on my own com ware until that program came along, what was it?
Now I'm thinking about digging through the catacombs to dust off the old machines... ummm...
No, no... (emerges from nostalgic stupor)...
Gotta go do stuff right now. May be back later. Not, as someone said, that anyone cares.
Posted by: mindful webworker - RS232 is not a star wars bot at February 17, 2018 11:55 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:55 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Adam Schitt at February 17, 2018 11:56 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 11:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 17, 2018 11:31
Thanks WMDS. Be well.
T
Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 11:57 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2018 11:57 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 17, 2018 11:57 PM (RfzVr)
Also, there's an affluent city in Orange County called Brea. You know what you call people from there? Breasts.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)
I just kept casing, listening. seemed to last forever. then finally, he was gone.
Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (bjSMX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (EzdLW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (tRaq7)
WTF?
i shoulda kept drinking... it's not like i can understand this.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (yo4+E)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:01 AM (RfzVr)
#metoo.
Can't bare to toss it out.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 18, 2018 12:02 AM (roQNm)
>>or it may mean she didn't want to show up on the ONT and be unmercifully teased and asked questions. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2018 12:02 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (RfzVr)
You have to search far and wide to find a dumb TV.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2018 11:50 PM (8gDQu)
I couldn't find one.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (EzdLW)
You can't actually tell it "say this" verbatim. If you could, it's pretty likely that it would trigger itself. On the other hand, when it hears the keyword, it mutes itself, so it would be pretty hard to get it to get stuck in a feedback loop like that.
Funny thing - youtube ads from AMZN that have people demonstrating it will confuse the stupid thing to hell and gone. You'd think they would have thought of that.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (bjSMX)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:01 AM (RfzVr)
Somebody's making pancakes in the morning.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 18, 2018 12:05 AM (fA1SL)
♫
What you want
Baby I got it
And what you need
You know that I got it
All I'm asking for
Is a little respect...
Posted by: Urethra Franklin waist deep in the Amazon at February 18, 2018 12:06 AM (wPiJc)
Went to a Pampered Chef party today and there were people there I haven't seen in 30 years, including the RN who took care of my mom when she was dying. My mom loved her and I finally got a chance to thank her for taking such good care of mom - I was too overwhelmed at the time to remember to thank her. The RN got teary-eyed and told me how sweet mom had been even when she was suffering so much. Then I got teary-eyed.
It was a good afternoon. It was great seeing these ladies again. I bought too many kitchen gadgets though - I'm a sucker for that stuff.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 18, 2018 12:07 AM (P8951)
They have only gotten worse.
Posted by: skip intro at February 18, 2018 12:08 AM (x25VP)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 18, 2018 12:09 AM (P8951)
I shudder when I think of you
C-A-N-D-I-R-U
I hope for your extinction too
Sockittomesockittomesockittomesockittome
Sockittomesockittomesockittomesockittome
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:10 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Downcast at February 18, 2018 12:10 AM (v2Njf)
So that's what, wheat and sourdough?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 18, 2018 12:11 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:12 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 12:12 AM (5OEn4)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:01 AM (RfzVr)
Somebody's making pancakes in the morning.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (NWiLs)
Baby Batter.
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 18, 2018 12:13 AM (PFjNT)
Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (bjSMX)
That takes me back. My sister liked Bread back in the day. I was never fond of them, but compared to today's music, yes.
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 12:13 AM (sdi6R)
pretty much says it all.
Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:13 AM (bjSMX)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2018 12:15 AM (7Jr56)
♫
Who can take a penis?
Sprinkle it with dew
Swim up your urethra
Like a miracle or two
The candiru can
The candiru can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world go 'round
Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr, waist deep in the Amazon at February 18, 2018 12:15 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:12 AM (RfzVr)
Sure makes life a lot harder than it already is. I'm certain comparing notes would be interesting to say the least.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:16 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:16 AM (9tO1t)
WTF?
i shoulda kept drinking... it's not like i can understand this.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (yo4+E)
It's a discussion about Muzzle Loading Computers, with associated side-topics as to the relative merits of Pyrodex vs. fffG insofar as the muzzle velocity in bytes per second.
Then the conversation spun off with arguments about matchlock vs. wheellock modems and flintlock vs. precussion tape drives.
Of course, the heretics showed up, with their modern, in-line, striker-fired charcoal burning hard-drives, well, that's when the fight broke out.
All threads are gun threads, you see.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 12:17 AM (QzJWU)
Insomniac, see ya later. Might be interesting indeed.
Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:19 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:19 AM (bjSMX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:16 AM (9tO1t)
Whoa. Good catch.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 12:20 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Jen
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The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:20 AM (FJXGr)
Except on the other end is of course, a talking voice-activated computer receptionist - and so now you have these two computers talking to each other trying to complete a task - in english.
Pointless and inefficient, and yet utterly possible. Actually more than possible - it is frankly quite likely to be rather commonplace soon.
Posted by: Mega at February 18, 2018 12:20 AM (rv0Fo)
♫
And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to mussle, now anything goes
As they wiggle
Sue starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jangoe.
Floatin' like the heavens above.
It looks like candiru love.
Posted by: Captain and Tenille waist deep in the Amazon at February 18, 2018 12:21 AM (wPiJc)
And on that note, it's officially Bedtime for Bonzo.
Y'all have fun and try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 18, 2018 12:21 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:21 AM (FJXGr)
And I just discovered vids of tunes with isolated instruments. John Paul Jones on "Ramble On" makes life a little more worth livin'. Over at the tube place.
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 18, 2018 12:21 AM (RuIsu)
Insomniac, see ya later. Might be interesting indeed.
Posted by: cfo mom at February 18, 2018 12:19 AM (RfzVr)
Goodnight. Be well.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:16 AM (9tO1t)
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This is why the Ottoman Navy was never much of a threat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 18, 2018 12:22 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers waist deep in the Amazon at February 18, 2018 12:22 AM (wPiJc)
pretty much says it all.
Oh, I thought it started with two slices and ended with a full stomach.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 18, 2018 12:23 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2018 12:24 AM (IqV8l)
Booknlass, what is casing the mail? Is that what they call it here when they pick a large piece of mail like a magazine or a diploma (clearly marked, 'Do Not Bend') and fold it in half to make a mail taco to hold our junk mail?
I loved Bread as a teen. Pretty melancholy for me now, tho.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 18, 2018 12:24 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Hank Hill and his urethral stenosis waist deep in the Amazon at February 18, 2018 12:24 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:26 AM (bjSMX)
https://tinyurl.com/y9bzdz99
https://tinyurl.com/y7m8eqzo
Posted by: Mega at February 18, 2018 12:26 AM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 18, 2018 12:26 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*******
That's what WE thought!
Posted by: Gandalf and Merlin at February 18, 2018 12:27 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2018 12:24 AM (IqV8l)
That was my first Chief's motto.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 12:27 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Gandalf and Merlin at February 18, 2018 12:27 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 12:27 AM (mMeIQ)
Never mind.
Posted by: Gandalf and Merlin at February 18, 2018 12:27 AM (wPiJc)
* looks up with mouth full of eloi *
hrmm?
Posted by: Morlocks at February 18, 2018 12:28 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Nick Nailer at February 18, 2018 12:29 AM (PFjNT)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 18, 2018 12:29 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 18, 2018 12:04 AM (roQNm)
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i serve as an excellent bad example and i piss of my wife every time we talk about anything of import, because everything is my fault.
what do i win?
(other than what i already have...)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 12:29 AM (yo4+E)
Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:31 AM (bjSMX)
Damore's lawsuit, which was joined by former Google employee David Gudeman when filed in January, is still awaiting trial.
So, the class action suit is apparently still a go. However, the author doesn't mention this till the very end of the article.
Posted by: Hands at February 17, 2018 11:25 PM (EzdLW)
Anyone willing to bet that the diseased scrunt who authored this unnecessary ruling is not an Obama appointee?
DJT needs to have some trusted people review every single appointee of past Administrations with a view to firing any and all who are doctrinaire leftists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 12:33 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:33 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Three Morlock Night at February 18, 2018 12:34 AM (IqV8l)
The only documented modern case took place in 1997, in Itacoatiara, Brazil. The patient, a 23-year-old man, claimed that while he was urinating in a river a candiru jumped from the water into his urethra.
I suspect kinky hijinks.
A million to one shot, doc!
That's one magic anchovie!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:35 AM (wPiJc)
POSSIBLE PROBLEMS: ‘Keto flu’, symptoms which include fatigue, brain fog, poor sleep, muscle wastage, bad breath.
He's complained about a lot of these. Makes me wonder if this is why he keeps feeling ill...too much Keto.
Next time he's sick...someone can diagnose him with Keto Flu. Or maybe he'll see this.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 18, 2018 12:35 AM (c25ja)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Otherwise...draw a straw.
Posted by: Essex whaleboat at February 18, 2018 12:37 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 18, 2018 12:38 AM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2018 12:00 AM (EzdLW)
What if there's a person named Alexa living in your house? Can you change the Echo to respond to another name? Any name? How about "Hey Asshole"?
Posted by: Average Guy at February 18, 2018 12:39 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)
Get your brother to lawyer up, and sue for wrongful dismissal. Or on grounds of age discrimination.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 12:41 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 18, 2018 12:39 AM (LMcFk)
You can set the keyword to 'Alexa', 'Amazon', 'Echo', or (because trek nerds) 'Computer'.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 12:42 AM (y87Qq)
In 1997 a young adolescent candiru, while practicing his upstream swimming, inadvertently became entrapped in the strong urine stream of a Brazilian man urinating in a tributary of the Amazon. Unable to reverse course, the hapless fish followed his initial trajectory, only to become lodged gill-deep in the man's urethra. Both survived. They exchanged contact information, but the man doesn't write...he doesn't call...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:43 AM (wPiJc)
Even if they could make every AR-type rifle vanish, crazies like Cruz would just use handguns. Doublestack 9mms with big mags. A practised shooter can pop an empty and inject a fresh in less than a second.
Confiscation? What kind of program in which alternative universe do they imagine works with 100 percent success?
You can tell they know there's nothing they can do but ping at the perimeter with this. They beat this drum because it's a trusty wedge issue.
Just look at how they worked it this time, with the lies, the stories their press partners spoke and wrote. The school kids going on strike, dissing PDT in front of cameras.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 12:45 AM (5OEn4)
Posted by: SciVo at February 18, 2018 12:45 AM (txYS6)
Posted by: booknlass at February 18, 2018 12:46 AM (bjSMX)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:43 AM (wPiJc)
Good thing it wasn't a Rainbow Trout. Odds are, it woulda swam up his ass.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 12:46 AM (QzJWU)
iPhone, or iPad, something that plays modern music, back through a time
machine and let Mozart, Bach, or Beethoven listen to modern music.
Probably get arrested for sorcery or something.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 17, 2018 11:51 PM (roQNm)
That 21st Century music sure sounds thin and tinny, doesn't it, Wolfgang? Damn right, Johann. Eh?
Posted by: Ludwig van Beethoven at February 18, 2018 12:47 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 18, 2018 12:48 AM (gEvQ8)
You can set the keyword to 'Alexa', 'Amazon', 'Echo', or (because trek nerds) 'Computer'.
Posted by: hogmartin
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I see that the goolag spy device is called 'Claire'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:48 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2018 12:15 AM (7Jr56)
Maybe he should have concentrated on his skiing rather than his gayness.
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 12:49 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 12:48 AM (QxXRY)
It has ALL of the Fava Bean recipes, and it's wine list is endless!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 12:50 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 11:26 PM (yJ1e6)
Get your brother to lawyer up, and sue for wrongful dismissal. Or on grounds of age discrimination.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 12:41 AM (Dbv1R)
Age Discrimination in Employment Act. Tell him to find a good labor and employment plaintiffs' attorney.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 12:51 AM (sdi6R)
Now you've got me listening to the Best of Bread.
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 12:51 AM (sdi6R)
It's best when toasted.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 12:51 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:52 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 18, 2018 12:53 AM (gEvQ8)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 12:53 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 18, 2018 12:38 AM (gEvQ
What's good for the Unions is good for the Family.
Posted by: The Mafia at February 18, 2018 12:53 AM (rHGeg)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 12:55 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:56 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:56 AM (wPiJc)
But the fall will be fabulous!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 12:57 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 12:56 AM (wPiJc)
Their odds are somewhat greater than One in a Million, Doc!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 12:57 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 18, 2018 01:00 AM (NXsWM)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 12:57 AM (QzJWU)
There would be a great, but totally politically-incorrect cartoon: flaming gay slalom skier presents at ER, with 2 skis, 2 ski poles, half a gate, and a lamp standard all stuffed in his butt. Caption reads: "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:03 AM (Dbv1R)
I drove through it one time, the place looking about like it must have in 1927, just older.
For this yankee, travels around in the deep south, way back off the interstates, is wondrously strange. What I wonder is how it feels for someone from, say, Section, AL, or Houma, LA to go and hang out in Vermont's northeast kingdom.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 01:04 AM (5OEn4)
Jim
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If she came with a Mustang 5.0 GT, I might be able to deal with it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2018 01:04 AM (cp1if)
Send that to Ramirez. I understand that he sometimes acts on suggested ideas.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 01:05 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:05 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 18, 2018 01:06 AM (rHGeg)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:07 AM (mMeIQ)
******
Back in the day I rented the downstairs portion of an old house in uptown New Orleans from an old lady whose family hailed from Plaqueimines parish. She lived in the upstairs portion. Her dad was a judge or somesuch. Just a couple blocks from Audobon Park. She had an ankle biter of a Yorkshire terrier. Talked of Plaquemines Parish often.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 01:07 AM (wPiJc)
Tried playing Randy Newman's Louisiana 1927 on guitar tonight. Love the
line "the river has busted through clear down to Plaquemines."
I drove through it one time, the place looking about like it must have in 1927, just older.
For this yankee, travels around in the deep south, way back off the
interstates, is wondrously strange. What I wonder is how it feels for
someone from, say, Section, AL, or Houma, LA to go and hang out in
Vermont's northeast kingdom.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 01:04 AM (5OEn4)
That is a wonderful, sad song.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:07 AM (Dbv1R)
the local HR office, turfed down from my corporate filing, admitted that i had proved some discrimination in the letter they sent me, but stated that, despite the company AND corporate declaration of ZERO tolerance, that it wasn't "actionable" harassment, and i was let go the next pay day.
nary a lawyer here in SoCal would touch it as a suit. i didn't "have enough evidence", letter and all.
some pigs are more equal than others.
if you are a straight white male, you don't count.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 01:08 AM (yo4+E)
Meh.
1. Only my real grown-up computers have routable IPv6 addresses
2. All my IoT shit only gets v4 addresses and they're all on their own subnet that can only get out through the bastion host
3. All my wireless shit is on a third subnet that is MAC ID locked (spoofable, but it helps) and only connects through the bastion host
4. All of the traffic between the subnets and the routable v4 address is monitored
I have an alarm system and I lock my doors. If someone wants to get in, they'll break the glass door on the deck and come in through the living room. My network has reasonable monitoring and protection. If someone wants my info, they won't snoop around my network to see my live shitposting to AoS, they'll just break into Navy Federal or TD Ameritrade and get my account and ten million others.
If Amazon wants to find out where I live, they'll look at the address on the account and see where all the McVities bikkits and PG Tips get delivered.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 01:09 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:07 AM (mMeIQ)
I am much better tonight. The cold is leaving me, I think. Not yet running at 100% power, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:10 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:12 AM (mMeIQ)
Trump is buried so deep in some people's brains that it is seriously f&cking up their day-to-day lives. The progressive puppetmasters laugh, and keep stoking the fire.
Posted by: gp at February 18, 2018 01:12 AM (mk9aG)
if you are a straight white male, you don't count.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 01:08 AM (yo4+E)
America was a better place before antidiscrimination laws.
They all need to be burned to the ground.
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 01:13 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: gp at February 18, 2018 01:12 AM (mk9aG)
Are you sure it wasn't a euchre game?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 01:13 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:14 AM (mMeIQ)
Are you sure it wasn't a euchre game?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 01:13 AM (y87Qq)
It's Lent.
It was a Eucharist game.
/goingtohell
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 01:15 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: gp at February 18, 2018 01:16 AM (mk9aG)
/goingtohell
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 01:15 AM (QzJWU)
Played by Euchre-anians.
Right there with you, Jim.
WDS, I am in Arizona right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:16 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:17 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:17 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 01:18 AM (5OEn4)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:20 AM (mMeIQ)
"In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs."
Bob Uecker[/i
Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 01:20 AM (wPiJc)
Bob Uecker[/i
Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 01:20 AM (wPiJc)
A sight never seen.
Bob Uecker, Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield, all in the same room, together.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 01:23 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 01:23 AM (5OEn4)
Well good for you AOP. Mr. WDS's stepmother is dropping down from SK next month
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 18, 2018 01:20 AM (mMeIQ)
That will be nice. I have been here in AJ all month. Working on the house, mainly. Been laid up for about a week with a cold. Two full days of that spent in bed. Today is the first day that I feel distinctly better. I'm sure I will be horking up phlegm for the balance of the month. But I won't be feeling bad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:24 AM (Dbv1R)
Bob Uecker, Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield, all in the same room, together.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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with Sam Kinnison MCing the event
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 01:25 AM (yo4+E)
Endeavor to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 01:28 AM (wPiJc)
Well, heck yes. Thirst for a cocola knows no schedule.
*
Hi y'all. Looks like I'm back. Momentarily. Really just testing to see if this tablet is holding a charg
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for a story at February 18, 2018 01:29 AM (xzezz)
Go live in Iran a**hole
Spit>
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 17, 2018 11:03 PM (mMeIQ)
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The left is full of just truly awful people. I can't even imagine what it's like to swallow and internalize that much bile everyday.
BTW, I didn't even know who this guy was earlier. But I DID immediately spot the dumb 'pussy hat' and rainbow flag. It was that point that I called it quits for the Olympics.
It sucks because I used to love the Olympics. The whole idea of nations sending their best and cheering for your country was amazing and fun. But now all I see are a bunch of assholes - whom I used to admire - telegraph to the world their hostile and open contempt with me, my family, and half the country.
But I guess these idiots are just the by-products of a generation of institutional brainwashing.
Posted by: JC at February 18, 2018 01:30 AM (mJXUS)
At half a day past daytime noon
To craft one more small bit
of faintly-rhyming wit
Just to say good night to the Muldoon.
Bamba Shave
Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at February 18, 2018 01:31 AM (xzezz)
Endeavor to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 18, 2018 01:28 AM (wPiJc)
Night, Muldoon. Be well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:34 AM (Dbv1R)
Bitchin' Betty screams forth her warnings, a nonstop blare of hazard, fire and fright.
Informed, not scared; the information seen and understood in an instant.
One glance at the clock, with a knowing tilt of the head to the morning's alarm, I make an instant decision.
It's time for me to yank the handle and eject from the ONT, forthwith.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2018 01:38 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 18, 2018 01:04 AM (5OEn4)
The Northeast Kingdom is where Mary Cloggenstein dare not go; it's the only conservative part of the state.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2018 01:39 AM (rHGeg)
I am going to do the same. Hit the sack before the sniffles start up, and make it hard to get to sleep.
See you all on the flip-flop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:40 AM (Dbv1R)
Time for a palate cleanser. I think I'll try the May 14, 1966 Liverpool show. Sadly, it's not on YouTube. I have it on CD.
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 01:41 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2018 12:15 AM (7Jr56)
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Yeah, too bad. I noticed that his family/friends were waving big rainbow flags instead of US ones. Nice.
If he had won the gold, would they have to play a Gay Anthem?
Meanwhile, the kid from Indiana that no one was talking about had a spectacular 3rd run and won the silver.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 18, 2018 01:42 AM (0jtPF)
*!*
A 6-panel cartoon contemplation from 2014 at my site:
Time Traveler's Conundrum
We had the best of intentions
http://bit.ly/rewrite-time
*!*
More when-the-blog-lags entertainments:
Other People's Videos blog of video playlists
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Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own risk at February 18, 2018 01:43 AM (xzezz)
Not everyone is into that kind of thing.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
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Biggest spider I've ever seen in person was a banana spider in the hills of the jungle on Okinawa back in the 80s.
Platoon mate of mine walked smack through a web between bamboo stalks and I saw in fall on his ruck in the darkness of night. He lost all sound discipline screaming at me to help him get it off of him. I'm a manly man to the nth degree but I told him to stop drop and roll instead trying to get it off with my hands. He nearly cried and he was no pussy at all.
It's funny now but holy shit was that a pucker factor moment back then...
A buddy has shown me a photo of a camel spider he supposedly came across in the ME but I didn't see any during my tour thankfully cause I'm not sure I could've handle something from the 50 nuke sci-if mutant movies crawling across my face while in the sleeping bag... uh, no thank you no thank you at all.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 18, 2018 01:45 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 18, 2018 01:45 AM (V3U1L)
Now the crowd is thin enough I'm feeling conspicuous.
And I'm a conspicuosous objector. May have to fade too.
Posted by: mindful webworker - conscientious consumption at February 18, 2018 01:47 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2018 01:49 AM (Dbv1R)
whilst digesting the latest screaming shit fit as to why i suck and will never, in this lifetime, ever get laid again.
yeah, i love my life... although it it DOES beat being homeless.
levels of pain, as it were.
damn good think i was raised catholic, eh?
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 01:52 AM (yo4+E)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 18, 2018 01:56 AM (cu8/f)
Well, no, I didn't know, no one has ever suggested anything like that. I'm happy just not to get banhammered. But thanks for saying so. I always thought I was the juggling clown off to the side of the three-ring circus. Or selling bags of peanuts, maybe.
Happy clown, not scary clown.
http://bit.ly/happy-clown-kid
Posted by: mindful webworker - honks red nose at February 18, 2018 01:57 AM (xzezz)
I will give them my pity, at least for now. I will tell them that they don't understand the world, on it's face obvious when you predict that Trump will open fucking concentration camps. And I will tell them that they are miserable. Also obvious.
But fixing themselves is probably on par with quitting smoking.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 18, 2018 01:59 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 18, 2018 01:59 AM (IcT7t)
((!))
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 18, 2018 01:56 AM (cu8/f)
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or, at the very least, answer e-mails that way...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 02:00 AM (yo4+E)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at February 18, 2018 02:03 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: gp
No one is excused from making politics a central idol in their lives.
Those that realize politics are a bad hobby and vote against any Trump candidate are gold.
It's not a tribal horn toot.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2018 02:05 AM (KXVP7)
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 02:05 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 18, 2018 02:07 AM (6FqZa)
((!))
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 18, 2018 01:56 AM (cu8/f)
I think your parking brake is on.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2018 02:09 AM (y87Qq)
if you are a straight white male, you don't count.
Posted by: redc1c4
Why do you need a lawyer? File the paperwork yourself, then read up on the basic legal shit, they will settle at conference before discovery. If your paperwork appears to be in order.
Posted by: Jean at February 18, 2018 02:11 AM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 18, 2018 02:13 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 02:00 AM (yo4+E)
A word to the wise, Heartless!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 18, 2018 02:21 AM (cu8/f)
if you are a straight white male, you don't count.
Posted by: redc1c4
Why do you need a lawyer? File the paperwork yourself, then read up on the basic legal shit, they will settle at conference before discovery. If your paperwork appears to be in order.
Posted by: Jean at February 18, 2018 02:11 AM (yM/Yl)
That is terrible advice. You go into this alone and it will be chum in shark-infested waters.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 02:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 18, 2018 12:48 AM (gEvQ
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I agree with all this. I would never have an Alexa in my home. I was so sad today because we finally had to get rid of our 20 year old car today - the last "dumb" car I will ever own. What really terrifies me is the thought that our phones are recording everything we say, no matter where we are, and it will be used against us someday.
Posted by: Gem at February 18, 2018 02:32 AM (XoAz8)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2018 02:22 AM (NWiLs)
yeah I always say if you go into any location that has lawyers and you don't have your own, you might as well go in with a gun barrel in your mouth and a grenade taped to your balls.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 18, 2018 02:33 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 18, 2018 02:34 AM (6FqZa)
I'd love to share it, but I can't find it on YouTube.
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2018 02:36 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 18, 2018 02:40 AM (rHGeg)
Posted by: Surfperch, ready to sleep at February 18, 2018 02:42 AM (rHGeg)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 18, 2018 01:42 AM (0jtPF)
That's nice.
I hope gay skier enjoyed the "drah-ma" while it lasted.
Posted by: Gem at February 18, 2018 02:45 AM (XoAz8)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 18, 2018 02:45 AM (/kkBf)
Posted by: Gem at February 18, 2018 02:49 AM (XoAz8)
Posted by: Votermom's phone at February 18, 2018 03:13 AM (/kkBf)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 03:15 AM (yo4+E)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2018 03:31 AM (yo4+E)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 18, 2018 03:32 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2018 03:41 AM (FwcYV)
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Posted by: Exile at February 18, 2018 04:22 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2018 05:00 AM (FwcYV)
Posted by: goon at February 18, 2018 05:04 AM (EaQ6/)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 18, 2018 05:31 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:36 AM (hyuyC)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:37 AM (hyuyC)
Nature is not a friend. Especially in a body of water from pond size up.
Maybe the back story is this is a boat for someone who has been ill, and could not get it out of the water to overturn it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:39 AM (hyuyC)
The simple things are the best
Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2018 05:40 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2018 05:41 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:44 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2018 05:45 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:45 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
That's why I'm knocking. I figure we'll get at least one more before end of March. A nice wet heavy one that makes my snowblower, with the worn out rubber auger, not want to throw it more then feet.
Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2018 05:46 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2018 05:47 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2018 05:48 AM (aC6Sd)
And think, you are better off than people in International Falls.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:49 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2018 05:4
Was parusing the sewer of daily mail. She choked and the US only has FIVE medals this week. geez.
Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2018 05:51 AM (FwcYV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Now I am, but they got better access to great fishing.
Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2018 05:51 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Infidel
The USA. Making sure everybody gets a medal in all countries in the world. Because of.....TRUMP!
Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2018 05:53 AM (8ikIW)
My wife tells me the Olympics are on. Don't know.
Saw The 15:17 to Paris last night. Very good movie. It spoke to me in different ways that Sully did, my previous date night movie.
Clint Eastwood is a very good director and producer. The rest of Hollywood, not so much.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:53 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2018 05:54 AM (FwcYV)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2018 05:54 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2018 05:55 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2018 05:56 AM (FwcYV)
I said on this blog in 2009 that we are two volcanic eruptions from disaster. In a solar minimum, we will be rebuilding all those coal plants that pbho outlawed, for the CO2 in the exhaust.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2018 05:57 AM (hyuyC)
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