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Cory Booker: T-Bone Told Me I Should Take This Opportunity to Announce I'm Running for President

I guess he doesn't like the attention Oprah's getting.

Pat Leahy asked DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielson if Trump used the words "shithole countries' in that DACA negotiation Dick Durbin deliberately blew up so he could run on the issue.

She said she didn't remember him using those words.

Corey Booker, who supported a candidate for president last year who spent 30 years in public life not remembering things, now goes into Heroic Spazz mode with lots of eye-bulging and lisping.




Update:



Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM




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1 Cory Booker knows a thing or two about shitholes.
He was mayor of Newark.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (O7MnT)

2 In fact, so wise is he in the way of shitholes, that while mayor of Newark, he lived in NYC.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (O7MnT)

3 she should have said Trump has said much worse about New Jersey...

Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (ySZHT)

4 1 Cory Booker knows a thing or two about shitholes.
He was mayor of Newark.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (O7MnT)


Turds always float to the top of the cesspool. Total goniffing, racialist phony hack.

Next.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (mbhDw)

5 I'm not going to make the obvious connection between Booker and the infamous locational phrase.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (7ZVPa)

6 I cannot believe we are made to put up with this.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (vg8iE)

7 So, a steak is talking to Corey Booker?

Is that what he is saying?

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (aT+Bx)

8
Meanwhile, as Krispy Kreosote vanishes into the sunset, the new governor is vowing resisting Trump.

AND TAX INCREASES!!!!!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (mbhDw)

9 Everyone should run for president of something at least once just for the experience.

Posted by: Wilbur Long at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (GroCc)

10 Is that what we do now? Run for 3 years?

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (bMBZR)

11 9 Everyone should run for president of something at least once just for the experience.

Posted by: Wilbur Long at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (GroCc)


"Bitch, please."

- - Andy Warhol

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (mbhDw)

12 Failure theater, nothing more. Mock those losers. Mock them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (hyuyC)

13 Corey Booker has blue eyes. He's even less black than Obama. I think he's crossed the line and should stop acting black.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (7uYFy)

14 Meanwhile, as Krispy Kreosote vanishes into the sunset, the new governor is vowing resisting Trump.

AND TAX INCREASES!!!!!
=========

He also plans to establish a "defensive agency" for illegal aliens.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (vg8iE)

15 Reminder: The Democrat nominee is already chosen.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (bMBZR)

16 Obama was more adept at obfuscating his cock-smoking tendencies. I don't think Booker will be able to play that same game all the way to the White House.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (pvjTE)

17 Acting

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (Dblf+)

18
"Your silence and your amnesia is complicity



Complicity in what?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (lKyWE)

19 I'm not gonna say I don't enjoy a cock up my ass, but....

Posted by: Corey Booker at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (vg8iE)

20 In watching some of Nielsen's testimony, it's obvious to me that the Dem senators are pushing to get someone to say "s***hole" so it can be part of official Congressional record. Also, as she pointed out, Durbin was there, so why is he asking her if it happened?

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (XKZwp)

21 So, um, 'ol Corey is upset that she DIDN'T LIE and say that Trump said something that he DIDN'T SAY.

Yeah, that right there makes him a frontrunner for the presidency. Yeah. That's the ticket.

Who's his running mate, Lieawatha?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (7UW64)

22 Reminder: The Democrat nominee is already chosen.
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (bMBZR)

As long as she's alive, she'll be the nominee.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (7uYFy)

23 12 Failure theater, nothing more. Mock those losers. Mock them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (hyuyC)


I heard Trump said he could give a shit about what the Congressional Black Crackas wanted in the DACA Amnesty bill.

Yes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (mbhDw)

24 Try to shame Trump into caving on a "clean DACA bill" in order to wipe the stain of suing the newly-announced racist phrase "shithole".

Fail to Realize that Donald Trump is impervious to shame.

Frustration - its what you get when the tried and true tactics of the past fail.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (hLRSq)

25 Is booker the gay one and his shit is all retarded?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (0OmEj)

26 So other than Durbin stating that PDT said $h1thole, has anyone gone on record to corroborate?

Not that I care that much. Is Durbin the lone turd in the punch bowl?

Can I say that? Not sure what's out of bounds anymore.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (ymnmz)

27 Typical leftist behavior. Take something that may or may not have even happened and start flinging vile shit at people.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (ul9CR)

28 I didn't realize Booker looked so white.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (ILitO)

29 She should have answered, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (xQfPr)

30 Booker is supposed to be black? He has seriously crazy eyes and looks like he based his minority claim on the same sort of information as Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (rp9xB)

31 22 Reminder: The Democrat nominee is already chosen.
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (bMBZR)

As long as she's alive, she'll be the nominee.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (7uYFy)


Seriously, do you two really think Hillary Clinton is going to run again or be allowed to run again?

Discuss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (mbhDw)

32 Can't wait to find out what Corey's name is.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (bMBZR)

33 Can't he go back to shoveling snow instead of this shit. As least the snow shoveling was useful.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (eIQHF)

34 27 Typical leftist behavior. Take something that may or may not have even happened and start flinging vile shit at people.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (ul9CR)


The difference is this time Trump is setting the tone and giving the green light to fling it back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (mbhDw)

35 Fuck Off. Is also a complete sentence.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (FhXTo)

36 Booker T and the MGs! Green Onions!

Posted by: Rockysan99 at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (m7LQK)

37 J.J. Sefton

Excellent! --steeples fingers--

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (hyuyC)

38 If Booker runs for President against Trump the EC map will lnk the same except Trump will pick up NH

Posted by: kakisto at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (cgHdD)

39 I would imagine that Senator Booker has a very large penis.

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (398bZ)

40 God ! What an idiot !

She was more patient than I would be with such a fool.

Posted by: Mike K at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (s170V)

41 That is one High Yeller Black Man.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (YV+SU)

42
Seriously, do you two really think Hillary Clinton is going to run again or be allowed to run again?



Discuss!
--

The Clintons know things.

And people who cross them die.

So, hell yes.

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (aT+Bx)

43 No one knows what it's like
to be the bad man
to be the sad man
behind blue eyes

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (Ner+o)

44 Cory/Oprah 2020!!!

Booker and Hooker ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (kHEFL)

45 I admire Nielson's self restraint.

Posted by: Blanco at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (QGdDN)

46 32 Can't wait to find out what Corey's name is.


Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (bMBZR)

You mean, his porn name?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (7UW64)

47 'Complicity'. Who does this guy think he is?

And - ha! Ha! - ocular incontinence.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (fA1SL)

48 Were you there, Cory? No? You just cried tears of rage when you heard about it from Dickless Durbin? Then shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (NWiLs)

49 22 Mega

Reminder: The Democrat nominee is already chosen.


Camel toe cock holster may find her CA background ... unhelpful.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (hyuyC)

50 He looks like a turd with jaundice.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (Ner+o)

51 37 --steeples fingers--
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (hyuyC)


Wow. Is that the actual expression? I never heard that and I understand it completely.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (mbhDw)

52 Yeah, America really wants another angry black man in the WH real soon. Remember, JFK was the first and only Catholic president. Stuff maybe Dems should be aware of.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (YV+SU)

53 Is Corey Booker actually an idiot,
Or does he just play one on the internet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (EyPfd)

54 Run Corey Run! I didn't vote for the Hildebeest and I won't vote for you.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (Sda6L)

55 Booker had the speech ready to go in advance and the bulging eyes, strong voice and pounding of his fist is like some bad acting routine. Either that or he also has some thyroid illness which makes your eyes bulge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (8+Ozj)

56 they TORCHED his ass on Twitchy over this nonsense...

what a rube.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (f3F1i)

57 Why can't she reply,

"No, it's not complicity. However, if you are asking for MY opinion, I happen to think that Haiti is a shithole."

The solution to this problem is to advance, not retreat.

Posted by: RobM1981 at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (VVBN7)

58 Who the heck is T-Bone? Not the steak surely?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (a0IVu)

59 Senator Cory "Chad" Booker

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (hLRSq)

60 That is the important question they had? Oprah just might be smarter than these shithole politicians!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (rdl6o)

61 Who Will Thatch Our Lawns!?



Posted by: Democrats at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (Ner+o)


I will.


Think about it.


Posted by: Paolo at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (jjaLl)


No one willows Paolo, no matter if he can't remember how to spell his name!

Posted by: Paolo at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (jjaLl)

62 Is booker the gay one and his shit is all retarded?
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (0OmEj)

Don't know if he sucks dick, But his Non Imaginary Boyfriend does

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (y3aQB)

63 T-Bone!
T-Bone!
T-Bone!

Posted by: Mr. Krueger at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (Ner+o)

64 Booker has all the authenticity of a lawn jockey.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (lI1zE)

65 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (mbhDw)

Depends. Just kidding.

I think she may be "running" right now to keep the graft going and wants to retire as a "kingmaker" at the appropriate time during the primaries. Meaning she won't run but she will endorse the eventual (already chosen) nominee.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (bMBZR)

66 Man, we are going to run out of fainting couches. It's a friggin' national crisis right up there with the millions dead or dying from net neutrality.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (gCJeK)

67 Washington Times:

Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen confirmed Tuesday that her department has asked federal prosecutors to see if they can lodge criminal charges against sanctuary cities that refuse to cooperate with federal deportation efforts.

http://tinyurl.com/y9or9ymb

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (KvRqW)

68 The Clintons know things.

And people who cross them die.

So, hell yes.
------------------------
She will have to run via a Jazzy Scooter. With the Abe Lincoln Mao coats it should be great entertainment. Who doesn't like being pissed on by an handicapped woman that hates pretty much everyone? Game Changer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:46 PM (YV+SU)

69 If Booker runs, PDT picks up all 57 states.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:46 PM (r9UYA)

70 when these guys talk, crap runs out of both sides of their mouth

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:46 PM (eXISS)

71 corey booker is to intelligence and brain matter like tammy baldwin is into hot, steamy, semi intelligent, heterosexual sex. we are represented by fucking the lowest form of semi evolved humans. this country has gone full retard. there aren't enough helicopters to fix this clusterfuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:46 PM (KP5rU)

72 I'm surprised Booker didn't pound his shoe on the table. What a little weenie.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (bMBZR)

73 I misspelled my nic.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (cgHdD)

74 Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (a0IVu)

His fake boyfriend who was fakely murdered, or died of cancer, or something. Seriously.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (rp9xB)

75
Either that or he also has some thyroid illness which makes your eyes bulge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (8+Ozj)



Marty Feldman syndrome

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (lKyWE)

76 T-Bone says you're a racist and he's always right! Isn't that right T-Bone?

Posted by: Corey Booker, totally stable at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

77 Is T-Bone his gay lover?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (YV+SU)

78 You know, if you watch with the sound off, as I did, that looks remarkably like my reaction to being told that squirrels are our friends and not foul beasts of foul horribleness.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (mf5HN)

79 Meanwhile, as Krispy Kreosote vanishes into the sunset, the new governor is vowing resisting Trump.



AND TAX INCREASES!!!!!


**

He's a nasty angry little man who wants to breath new life into the unions, turn NJ into a sanctuary state and deprive us working schleps of the Trump tax cuts.

Krispy Klown merely staved off the inevitable, NJ is California with shittier weather.



Posted by: dananjcon at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (xqfqx)

80 Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen confirmed Tuesday that her department has asked federal prosecutors to see if they can lodge criminal charges against sanctuary cities that refuse to cooperate with federal deportation efforts.

http://tinyurl.com/y9or9ymb
Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (KvRqW)
-------

You go girl.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

81 "I had tears of rage" when I heard what Dick Durbin said about what Trump said. Oh, Gawd.

So what was her response to this acting routine bluster?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (8+Ozj)

82 The power of my eyes compels you!

Posted by: Bory Cooker at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (5fSr7)

83 It's amazing how much coverage this nothingburger is getting,usually they would have moved on to a new nothingburger within a couple of days....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (LiyEm)

84 >>67 Washington Times:

Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen confirmed Tuesday that her department has asked federal prosecutors to see if they can lodge criminal charges against sanctuary cities that refuse to cooperate with federal deportation efforts.

http://tinyurl.com/y9or9ymb

I would love to see an urban center SWAT douchebags get into firefights with the Federal Agents.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:48 PM (r9UYA)

85 Kirstjen Nielson would probably be elected InterGalactic Empress if she had simply snatched the mike from the mike-stand and said:

"FYNQ, Senator, with all due respect"

Dropped the mike and walked the hell out.

People are mortally tired of these DemonRat clowns and their lies and fake outrage.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (O033+)

86 Cory, shut your cake hole!

Posted by: mikeyslaw at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (JZJ9v)

87 And now we know what the Oprah thing was really about. It was about starting the "conversation" about 2020 so these dillweeds could start popping up. Big Reality Show. The Democrats, they have nothing.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (bMBZR)

88 True Story : A girl I went to college with got herpes from a Roadie named T-Bone at a Warrant concert.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (Ner+o)

89 I think Buckwheat did the eye bulge better.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (YV+SU)

90 Hysterical this is why I love Trump, no other Republican would be able to set every Democrats hair on fire like Trump. So now we have a white supremacist problem in this country that did not exist under Obama. I guess they feel embolden now that a white guy sits in the Oval Office, no reason to march under Obama none at all. Yet we had an "epidemic" of white cops shooting unarmed black youths, you know the ones that would look like Obama's son if he had one. I guess anyone not white in this country is constantly under attack and has no refuge from the hate, makes you wonder why so many people of color sneak in here illegally, don't they know that they are going from the frying pan into the fire.

Posted by: Mark Wilson at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (nFEwp)

91 Booker had the speech ready to go in advance and the bulging eyes, strong voice and pounding of his fist is like some bad acting routine. Either that or he also has some thyroid illness which makes your eyes bulge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (8+Ozj)


Watched less than 20 seconds of that to realize that.

too damn contrived and too smooth of a delivery.

On the other hand, he needs to put that in his audition reel if he wants to break into Hollywood

Posted by: Blanco at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (QGdDN)

92 YESS!
Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen confirmed Tuesday that her department has asked federal prosecutors to see if they can lodge criminal charges against sanctuary cities that refuse to cooperate with federal deportation efforts.

The Department of Justice is reviewing what avenues may be available, Ms. Nielsen told the Senate Judiciary Committee.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director Tom Homan says those policies put his officers and local communities at more risk because they have to arrest illegal immigrants out in the community.

Mr. Homan told The Washington Times last July that he wanted to see local officials charged as complicit in human smuggling if they shielded illegal immigrants through sanctuary policies.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (y3aQB)

93 Heres what irritates me, could someone just come right out and say, No he did not say those words and anyone who says he did is a liar.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (tKcs9)

94 'Your silence and your amnesia is complicity': Sen. Cory Booker unleashes on Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen after she says she doesn't remember President Trump using the word 'shithole' to refer to African countries at the DACA meeting

------

WERD!!!


~Lois Lerner

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

95 Leave T-Bone alone!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (398bZ)

96 i can't rip on jersey for cory booker. we have tammy "braindead" baldwin. wisconsin still likes to make an ass out of itself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (KP5rU)

97 I have a notion T-bone is a blues musician. I'm probably wrong.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (nBr1j)

98 By the way, he tied a shitty knot in his tie. What a fucking amateur.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

99 U mad bro?

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (+lOpA)

100 That was funny. If I were Nielson, I wouldn't have been able to resist the temptation to laugh all throughout that schtick. Especially with "death threats". Yeah, from T-Bone?

What a lisping 24K phony. He wants to preemptively shut down the conversation. Fine. Ignore him and move on.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (/qEW2)

101 Booker is a clown. DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielson should just haul off and backhand this pimp.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (2Mnv1)

102 42
Seriously, do you two really think Hillary Clinton is going to run again or be allowed to run again?



Discuss!

--------

Easy: Yes! To avoid prosecution so she can frame it as targeting political candidate. She will announce after 2018 midterms.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (g4lFK)

103 Mr. Booker - if a reported comment about a shithole is so triggering that you must piss your eyes and tell the world about it, I'd say you're the one with a problem.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (fA1SL)

104 31 22 Reminder: The Democrat nominee is already chosen.
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (bMBZR)

As long as she's alive, she'll be the nominee.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 02:40 PM (7uYFy)


Seriously, do you two really think Hillary Clinton is going to run again or be allowed to run again?

Discuss!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (mbhDw)

The Democrat party is the party of the high dollar donors (as is the GOP-e). If they say Hillary stays drunk in Chappaqua, that's where she stays. The 2020 nominee will be black; it remains to be seen whether it's a black male or a black female.

Posted by: Corey Booker, totally stable at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

105 I'm thinking Americans are not going to want the drama of another black President.

A big part of Obama's appeal to be President was we were going to put a lot of this behind us and instead it was like a daily obsession front and center for the MSM and Democrats.

Had Obama been more "post racial" he would have been more popular.

Posted by: Maritime at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (lKmt3)

106 I had fire coming out of my colon when I heard that Corey Booker had tears coming out of his eyes when he heard Dick Durbin lie out his mouf about what Trump didn't say in his presence.

Wheeeee!!! This is fun!

Posted by: T-Bone at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (t41dG)

107 I have a notion T-bone is a blues musician.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (nBr1j)

T-bone Walker.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 02:52 PM (wYseH)

108 83 It's amazing how much coverage this nothingburger is getting,usually they would have moved on to a new nothingburger within a couple of days....
-------------------------
Never fear, Trump will change their channels soon. Either by Tweet or Press Conference He Rules the Airwaves Like Zeus Throwing Lightning Bolts at Silly People Making Them Turn into Braying Donkeys. Its Magic.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:52 PM (YV+SU)

109 Urg. Crazy eye Corey sock off.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

110 We need you, Joey Choo-Choo!

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2018 02:52 PM (cHbmY)

111
Easy: Yes! To avoid prosecution so she can frame it as targeting political candidate. She will announce after 2018 midterms.
Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (g4lFK)


If she isn't in jail by 2020 she never will be

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (lKyWE)

112 It's amazing how much coverage this nothingburger is getting,usually they would have moved on to a new nothingburger within a couple of days....



They have nothing....

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (Hr+ZL)

113 By the way, he tied a shitty knot in his tie. What a fucking amateur.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

-----

Double Windsors are for winners.

Single Windsors are for losers.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

114 He looks more than a little crazy to be honest.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (a0IVu)

115 yes Cory, run on whether shitholes exist or not. it's a fight you can only lose. banzai!

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (nFwvY)

116 Man, really? Nothing?

You know thatching a lawn entails punching many, many holes into the lawn, no? And that I, Paolo, have said I will perform this for you?


Thousands of holes, as you have a big, luxurious lawn. So lush.


Alright then. Paolo will begin. Perhaps bring Paolo a cool, refreshing drink in a few hours?

Posted by: Paolo at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (jjaLl)

117 The Clinton's are the DNC.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (g4lFK)

118 13 Corey Booker has blue eyes. He's even less black than Obama. I think he's crossed the line and should stop acting black.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (7uYFy)

Trump made his brown eyes blue.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (ZM2xo)

119 Trouble with having another black nominee is that the other victim groups start wondering when they get their turn to put their boot on the neck of the normals.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (xQfPr)

120 >>I have a notion T-bone is a blues musician.


with herpes.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (Ner+o)

121 Hopefully this gets a giggle from Tuca.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (+lOpA)

122 Hopefully Bernie runs as a third Party in 2020. No way the DNC can screw him as an independent.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (YV+SU)

123 110 fluffy

You said the magic word. Ding! Ding! Ding!

And your gift is a year's supply pf Elmer's Glue, the paste of champions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (hyuyC)

124 what a complete dildo.

Posted by: JJ at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (ZgAF6)

125 we need a guy like that dude from ohio, with the cool hair. trafficant? whatever his name was. i would take him more serious than these shoeshine college dropouts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (KP5rU)

126 It will be spectacular to witness the cavalcade of hate, victimization and oppression that will be on parade in 2020 on the D side. They're all circus performers. Bamboozlers. Disingenuous rabble rousers. Lord, must we share a country with them?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (mQ0Mc)

127 He looks more than a little crazy to be honest.
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Bathhouse syphilis will do that to you.

Posted by: Shep! at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (vg8iE)

128 I thought "complicity" wads a legal term. Disagreeing with democrats is illegal now?

Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (QiXVN)

129 You know thatching a lawn entails punching many, many holes into the lawn, no? And that I, Paolo, have said I will perform this for you?

-----

That's aerating.

Thatching is pulling out the dead undergrowth.


What kind of a fucking illegal alien are you anyway???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

130 Posted by: JJ at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (ZgAF6)

T-Bone agrees

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (y3aQB)

131

Some would call it Standing by Your Man or Loyalty.

Release the Cory Booker quotes, please. I'm sure they are doozies.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (fceHP)

132 Corey Booker's War on Women.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (ATVNj)

133 Making funny faces and gesticulating ... what a bozo. Someone should have taken a magic marker and drawn a silly face on the back of his head.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (/qEW2)

134 I really don't think Trump calling Haiti a shit hole country is going to resonate against him with voters the way Democrats think it is.

In fact I see a lot of non-political people shaking their head in agreement that finally somebody gets it.

Posted by: Maritime at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (lKmt3)

135 I nearly got t-boned on the highway once.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (nBr1j)

136 , if you watch with the sound off,

Can't do it, wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (FhXTo)

137 I never did find out (in this glorious age of information we live in) if in fact Trump DID say shithole... So it would appear, unsurprisingly so, that the emotional, ever so righteous and teeming with "virtue" ran on a lie.

I hate these people with more passion than anything, ever.

Posted by: Dimebag forever at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (pBbc6)

138 He looks more than a little crazy to be honest.


You know who else had crazy eyes?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (QLvwG)

139 Quite the histrionic display by senator Bookhole.

What a yo yo.

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (cHbmY)

140 A moose t-boned my sister, once.

Posted by: Canadian at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (Ner+o)

141 Only death can keep Hillary from running again.Seriously,the woman has a maniacal obsession with being president.It was the reason she stuck by her trailer trash husband when he embarrassed her in front of the world.The reason she accepted a job in the Obama administration even though she had a burning hatred for him stealing her candidacy etc...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (LiyEm)

142 I see a real possibility of 3 or 4 major candidates running for POTUS in 2020.
The Bernie wing.

DNC/Hillary Clinton wing.

NeverTrumper/TruCon wing.

Trump

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (g4lFK)

143 >>124 what a complete dildo Ohmibod.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (r9UYA)

144 Isn't a black man bulging his eyes at a white lady considered sexual harassment? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (YV+SU)

145 You know thatching a lawn entails punching many, many holes into the lawn, no? And that I, Paolo, have said I will perform this for you?

-----

That's aerating.

Thatching is pulling out the dead undergrowth.


What kind of a fucking illegal alien are you anyway???
Posted by: fixerupper


Fake. Like T-Bone's girlfriend.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (Hr+ZL)

146 What happened between 10am and 12pm on Thursday is that President Trump realized the Graham-Durbin deal was garbage

Rich Lowry (@RichLowry) January 16, 2018



WOW Inch High Private Eye NeverTrumper had an on the road to Damascus moment?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (y3aQB)

147 calling cory booker a clown is an insult to ALL clowns. and, i hate clowns. cory booker is a lunger hacked up by a hobo in hoboken.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (KP5rU)

148 96 i can't rip on jersey for cory booker. we have tammy "braindead" baldwin. wisconsin still likes to make an ass out of itself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (KP5rU)

Yeah, but we've come a long way since I moved back in '97, when this was a pretty solidly blue state.

Wisconsin offers proof that it is possible to go from deep blue to (mainly) red, instead of all the movement being in the opposite direction, like in California, Colorado and Virginia.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (ZM2xo)

149 Keegan Michael Key could make a hilarious parody of this....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (LiyEm)

150 O/T but interesting...

I've had a Kindle for years... read some history, but mainly Sci Fi and Fantasy.

Well... for the first time ever today, on my 'Recommended' list, was a Political book...

Fire and Fury by Wollfe...

So Kindle, is pushing a book that the AUTHOR says is not accurate...

I'm.... floored... I can't even READ BOOKS without them pushing their damn politics my way.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (NgKpN)

151 .It was the reason she stuck by her trailer trash husband when he embarrassed her in front of the world.The reason she accepted a job in the Obama administration even though she had a burning hatred for him stealing her candidacy etc...
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (LiyEm)

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....and then she named it Brad.


And TRUMP TOTALED HIM!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

152 Cocaine use in Booker is confirmed.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (g4lFK)

153 Only death can keep Hillary from running again.Seriously,the woman has a maniacal obsession with being president.It was the reason she stuck by her trailer trash husband when he embarrassed her in front of the world.The reason she accepted a job in the Obama administration even though she had a burning hatred for him stealing her candidacy etc...
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 02:56 PM (LiyEm)


and the reason for the Haitians hatred for her

They said she is as cold as ice, and would do ANYTHING to win. That she is only concerned about one thing, herself. And one goal, president.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (fceHP)

154 Book'er Danno.

Posted by: McGarrett at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (XZTOa)

155 58 Who the heck is T-Bone? Not the steak surely?
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (a0IVu)

https://tinyurl.com/q7zlnx9

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 02:58 PM (wf3RQ)

156 Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen
confirmed Tuesday that her department has asked federal prosecutors to
see if they can lodge criminal charges against sanctuary cities that refuse to cooperate with federal deportation efforts.



http://tinyurl.com/y9or9ymb

Posted by: McCool


Hmmm, I was warned that Nielsen was a bad choice for head of DHS, that she was an open borders fangyrl. That she wouldn't support the preezy's agenda.

I wonder if this changes any opinions?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (0ogQG)

157 146 To be fair,Lowry has been showing signs of removing his head from his ass for months...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (LiyEm)

158 I didn't get a harumph outta you!

Posted by: "Guv" Corey Booker at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (W/SyC)

159

Trump and all of his monkey wrenches he is throwing.

Monkey Wrench stock rising

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (fceHP)

160 I nearly got t-boned on the highway once.
Posted by: Northernlurker



I t-boned a guy. He ran a red light.
Totaled a 2008 Ford F-150.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (Hr+ZL)

161 Also, why does it seem like the most vocal people about race relations (specifically black race relations) need a spectrometer to identify the "black" of their appearance? that stupid white woman who "identified as black" fore example..

I am speaking strictly scientifically here.

Posted by: Dimebag forever at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (pBbc6)

162 Fake. Like T-Bone's girlfriend.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (Hr+ZL)

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Who you calling TBONE.????

Posted by: Manti Teo at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

163 Now that his misshaped head has popped, up, I wonder how long until six or seven women come forward with allegations of Russell Simmons-like behavior?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (ATVNj)

164 The Party of Amnesia says what?!

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (2z74n)

165 That's aerating.



Thatching is pulling out the dead undergrowth.





What kind of a fucking illegal alien are you anyway???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (8XRCm)


Ah, well, Paolo stands corrected! Well then, when I am done with this current hole, I shall leave your fine estate, and wish you well.
Although, you may see Paolo visiting your fine lawn from time to time. Who knows where the future winds will blow Paolo?


Posted by: Paolo at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (jjaLl)

166 we need a guy like that dude from ohio, with the cool hair. trafficant? whatever his name was. i would take him more serious than these shoeshine college dropouts.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (KP5rU)


Trafficant. It was just so awful when he went to jail and they made him take the raccoon off his head.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

167 Is monkey wrench raciss?

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (+lOpA)

168
Reminder: The Democrat nominee is already chosen.
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (bMBZR)


Finishing up the micro motor testing for better facial expression, installing 10TB of memory plus bug fixes on the firmware/software.

Posted by: Top secret location in Chappaqua, NY at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (t6XCL)

169
108 83 It's amazing how much coverage this nothingburger is getting,usually they would have moved on to a new nothingburger within a couple of days.... "

That's because they love saying "Shithole" on TV.

"ooooh, it's soooo much fun to say naughty words!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (ZM2xo)

170 Feldman, Haim, Booker. Clinton, Manning, Handler.

You know what they say about Sith.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (/qEW2)

171 Breaking Report: Trump Admin to Appeal DACA Decision Direct to Supreme Court

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (y3aQB)

172 "No, the subject was Africa, not Newark"

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (2z74n)

173 167 Is monkey wrench raciss?
________________________

Yes.

Posted by: Gorilla Glue at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ATVNj)

174 And if this fool upsets your humours.

https://youtu.be/a24I6OPM2MI?t=587

Japanese Snowblower train with NewAge soundtrack.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (FhXTo)

175 true, donna, but, until tammy baldwin is flushed twice, we can't really throw stones here. she is a national embarrassment.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (KP5rU)

176 Your silence and your amnesia is complicity in the fact you suddenly are concerned about a bunch of shitholes that could care less about in your tenure, till Trump mentioned them. What have you done to improve those there shitholes except maybe throw some money at them and make yourself feel good.

Posted by: morigu at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (RjtEf)

177 Double Windsors are for winners.



Single Windsors are for losers.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

======
Never trust a man that ties a single windsor.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (3BFzK)

178 Is monkey wrench raciss?
Posted by: eleven


Only if it's the cutest monkey wrench in the tool box!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (Hr+ZL)

179 Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

Paolo doesn't work on those sorts of lawns, silly.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ZM2xo)

180 142 I see a real possibility of 3 or 4 major candidates running for POTUS in 2020.
The Bernie wing.

DNC/Hillary Clinton wing.

NeverTrumper/TruCon wing.

Trump
Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:57 PM (g4lFK)

I can easily see an alliance between the DNC/Clinton wing and the NeverTrumper/TruCon wing.

Hillary/Rubio 2020
Hillary/Katshit 2020

Would not be shocked by this at all.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:02 PM (g4lFK)

181 That was some straight-up man-splaining right there. Amiright?

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 03:02 PM (lE2nd)

182 Gradstanding from the shithole the US Senate has become.

All racist all the time.

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 16, 2018 03:02 PM (HZWmq)

183 166; AtC, greatest hair ever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:02 PM (KP5rU)

184 Ah, well, Paolo stands corrected! Well then, when I am done with this current hole, I shall leave your fine estate, and wish you well.
Although, you may see Paolo visiting your fine lawn from time to time. Who knows where the future winds will blow Paolo?


Posted by: Paolo at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (jjaLl)


didn't know you expanded out from Pool boy

kudos to you!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 03:02 PM (fceHP)

185 @171
If any of the Judges votes to the effect that mass migration is a Constitutional right, or that in any way DJT does not have the power, as Chief Executive, to modify or abolish any prior Executive Order, that Judge has declared open war on the Constitution and should be impeached.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (W/SyC)

186 I guess wads is a word.

Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (QiXVN)

187 I thought man-splaining was as evil as it gets.

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (lE2nd)

188 Also, why does it seem like the most vocal people about race relations (specifically black race relations) need a spectrometer to identify the "black" of their appearance? that stupid white woman who "identified as black" fore example..

I am speaking strictly scientifically here.

Posted by: Dimebag forever at January 16, 2018 02:59 PM (pBbc6)


========

Spectrometer? Pffft. Talk to the cheekbones.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (/qEW2)

189 It'd be funny if Trump releases a transcript of what was said during DACA negotiations.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (YV+SU)

190 Trafficant. It was just so awful when he went to jail and they made him take the raccoon off his head.



If that name doesn't scream "made goombah", nothing does.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (Hr+ZL)

191 Billy Jeff: The First Black President

Barack Obama: The Last Black President

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (bMBZR)

192
Is monkey wrench raciss?
________________________
Yes.
Posted by: Gorilla Glue at January 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ATVNj)

Monkey bars as well.

Posted by: Top secret location in Chappaqua, NY at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (t6XCL)

193 I really don't think Trump calling Haiti a shit hole country is going to resonate against him with voters the way Democrats think it is.

--

They're trying hard to force it to resonate with voters. Blowing it up to ridiculous proportions, hoping with everything they've got that they can induce rage and convince people it *is* something.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (mQ0Mc)

194 So he called her a liar? How did she respond?

B/c if someone ever called me a liar, and thankfully no one has since I was 2 yo, I would open a can of whoop ass on them. Unless I was lying. Which I don't do, unless you ask me if your butt looks big in those pants.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (eXZrW)

195 Run, Corey, run.

I need the laughs.

Maybe McMuffin will be your running/bed mate

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (xJa6I)

196 chavezthehugo, she's awful, but just be glad you're not with the filthy Scandis next door or in the shithole to the south of me.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (ZM2xo)

197 Running for President is very profitable. For the candidate and his/her campaign people. All that sweet, sweet campaign money being channeled who knows where.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (Y3RqE)

198 190: should have been a career enhancer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (KP5rU)

199 Hillary/Rubio 2020
Hillary/Katshit 2020
Posted by: Monk

a fusion (gps) ticket

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (nFwvY)

200 I think he might have seen one up close.

Posted by: Downcast at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (dje6x)

201 196; true that, donna.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:05 PM (KP5rU)

202 What is this mansplaining crapola?

Don't blame men.

If you dingbats weren't so dingbatty, we men wouldn't have to explain anything to youse.

Now, get me a beer.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at January 16, 2018 03:05 PM (ATVNj)

203

Drudge fix:



DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...
DOJ taking 'DREAMers' to Supremes...
DOW 26000

looking good

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 03:05 PM (fceHP)

204 Breaking Report: Trump Admin to Appeal DACA Decision Direct to Supreme Court

Good, Good
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen

Posted by: The Emperor at January 16, 2018 03:05 PM (KvRqW)

205 welp...maybe this takes Arizona off the mat senator-wise.

nah! he's a dem, not much gopers can do when they're outnumbered like they are up there

Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2018 03:05 PM (0SEK8)

206 Senator Booker is a false bruddah. He has strong ebola. He not know de wei.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:05 PM (fA1SL)

207 We will force you to walk down The Trail of Tears of Rage!

Posted by: All 100 White Supremacists at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (g4lFK)

208 He looks more hispanic than black.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (a0IVu)

209 Memo to Corey Booker: When we can see the whites on the TOP of your eyes, you're cray-cray.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (MnkFD)

210 Barack Obama: The Last Least Black President

At least, I think that's what you meant. The Least President, really.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (2z74n)

211 I am just a T-Bone kinda guy. In fact, you might even call me...T-Bone!


Posted by: Koko the Monkey at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (oZ6kz)

212 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...



Schadenboner would be seen from the international space station.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Hr+ZL)

213 Once the Supremes decide that the law as written requires deportation then things get real interesting.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (YV+SU)

214 Why cant we bring in hot Norweigan broads like Kistjen Nielsen ?? SAD !!!

Posted by: Trump at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (KvRqW)

215 Running for President is very profitable. For the candidate and his/her campaign people. All that sweet, sweet campaign money being channeled who knows where.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (Y3RqE)


You take that back.

Posted by: Rick Sanatorium - permanent quadrennial candidate at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (2FqvZ)

216 "DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...







Schadenboner would be seen from the international space station.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Hr+ZL)"
==========

Seen? Hell mine would push the space station into a higher orbit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (3BFzK)

217
DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...

-----


arrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!

**BAM!!!**



Wow. My Schadenboner finally reach critical mass and exploded into millions of mini schadenboners.....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

218 212. I hope they resist. Violently.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (fA1SL)

219 You know you miss me.

Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb! at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (DMUuz)

220 I didn't know Paolo was an illegal alien. I thought he was a legal sexy guy. Maybe even a gigiloo. I have no idea how to spell that word, and the one time I need autocorrect, It does not either.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:08 PM (eXZrW)

221 96 i can't rip on jersey for cory booker. we have tammy "braindead" baldwin. wisconsin still likes to make an ass out of itself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 02:50 PM (KP5rU)


Is she still bumping uglies with Loren or has she moved uptown since arriving in D.C.?

I'm out of touch with the reigning Lesbian League in Madison.

Thankfully.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 03:08 PM (7UW64)

222
They're trying hard to force it to resonate with voters. Blowing it up to ridiculous proportions, hoping with everything they've got that they can induce rage and convince people it *is* something.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (mQ0Mc)


Let's see, I wasn't that mad on Friday about Trump saying shithole, but now, after I've heard about it 10,000 time I suddenly realize just how racist it is and boy, am I pissed now!

Yeah. No.

They want us to get upset about it because they know people are going to see more money in their paychecks soon and realize the media was lying to them about the tax cut.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:08 PM (ZM2xo)

223 Booker - D, Shithole

Nielsen - R, Norway

Advantage iceback.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (/tuJf)

224 199 Hillary/Rubio 2020
Hillary/Katshit 2020
Posted by: Monk

a fusion (gps) ticket
Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:04 PM (nFwvY)

Indeed.

But seriously, I can see a future Hillary/Rubio ticket. Rubio is a fucking shit weasel.

No offense Weasel.

Posted by: All 100 White Supremacists at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (g4lFK)

225 Once the Supremes decide that the law as written requires deportation then things get real interesting.


I will be magnanimous.... I will let the Dems use kneepads..

Posted by: Trump at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (KvRqW)

226 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...



What about leaders of Sanctuary states? That'd make me all tingly.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (eXZrW)

227
Advantage iceback.

----


Heh.


I love this place.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

228 I don't believe, for one second, that President Trump called Haiti a shithole. President Trump is a bad, bad man and calling a country a "shithole" is the greatest compliment one can make. Shitholes are Love Alleys. Shitholes represent the greatest aspect of mankind. President Trump called Haiti a "Pussy Land". Ewwww.

Posted by: Shep at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (8gDQu)

229 Off sock.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (g4lFK)

230 He looks more hispanic than black.
==========

Only by injection!

Posted by: Corey at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (vg8iE)

231 The left wants to eliminate the possibility of using "shitholes" as a descriptor of a country, insuring that it will not be deployed next time they have power.

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (4u7kU)

232 barak obama as president was the same thing as getting a "free" car from oprah. all fucking bullshit, and projection. a scam better than a mafia don could dream up. a free car from an at the time, bankrupt automobile "manufacturer" dumping the shit they couldn't sell.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (KP5rU)

233 U mad, bro?

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (HgMAr)

234 212 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...



Schadenboner would be seen from the international space station.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Hr+ZL)

As I've pointed out for months.... it is still a felony to knowingly aid and abet an illegal to stay in this country...

Harboring -- Subsection 1324(a)(1)(A)(iii) makes it an offense for any person who -- knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law, conceals harbors, or shields from detection, or attempts to conceal, harbor, or shield from detection, such alien in any place, including any building or any means of transportation.
Encouraging/Inducing -- Subsection 1324(a)(1)(A)(iv) makes it an offense for any person who -- encourages or induces an alien to come to, enter, or reside in the United States, knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that such coming to, entry, or residence is or will be in violation of law.
Conspiracy/Aiding or Abetting -- Subsection 1324(a)(1)(A)(v) expressly makes it an offense to engage in a conspiracy to commit or aid or abet the commission of the foregoing offenses.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (NgKpN)

235 171 Breaking Report: Trump Admin to Appeal DACA Decision Direct to Supreme Court
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (y3aQB)

Excellent. Maybe send Alito over to pimp slap that judge.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (RD7QR)

236 I think it's important to remember that Trump is President and Zastava M70 tokarevs are on sale.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (xJa6I)

237 If Cory "T-Bone" Booker and Eazey Peazy Lemonhead Squeezer had a son, how long before that son would have to talk with Dr. Bosley?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (3BFzK)

238 Even compensating for the histrionics, none of his bullshit registered with me. It just made me aware that he is scummy and deceitful, and that the truth was the reverse of what he is saying.

Of course, people like this don't want debates. And they take a lack of response as agreement. If I lived in NJ I'd send him an email.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (/qEW2)

239 So will Jerry Brown (aka Marshal Applewhite) go all Heaven's Gate and kill himself once he knows Comet Trump is coming for California?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (YV+SU)

240 Because outraged black man always works out so well.

Posted by: Captain Not-So-Obvious at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (EATOD)

241 Zastava M57, not the M70, is on sale.

My bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (xJa6I)

242 What's worse? Complicity? Or Collusion?

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (bMBZR)

243 212 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...



Schadenboner would be seen from the international space station.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Hr+ZL)

It stands out like that shit hole of a wasteland Haiti

Posted by: Astronauts at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (g4lFK)

244 236. Fine, fine pistols for these times. MAGA deffskwadz approved calibre, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (fA1SL)

245 It is going to be fun watching the Dems tear each other apart in their 2020 primary. I expect the theatrics will go to full retard in no time.

Posted by: Maritime at January 16, 2018 03:12 PM (lKmt3)

246 But seriously, I can see a future Hillary/Rubio ticket. Rubio is a fucking shit weasel.



No offense Weasel.

Posted by: All 100 White Supremacists at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (g4lFK)

--------------------

What about me?!?!?

Posted by: Shit at January 16, 2018 03:12 PM (3BFzK)

247
I think it's important to remember that Trump is President and Zastava M70 tokarevs are on sale.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (xJa6I)

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Meh.

Get back to me Korean Garands are for sale at CP.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8XRCm)

248 217
DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...

Mitt Romney will send out a tweet saying how truly shocked he is....

Tell 'em to all head to Utah, Mitt.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (ZM2xo)

249 Never trust a man that ties a single windsor.




Never trust a man in a bowtie.

My one tried and true belief.

(Doesn't count tuxedos. I'm talking daily bowtie guys)

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (eXZrW)

250 Hi, I'm Dick. Dick Shithole.
Shithole Dick.
Take your pick.
I like shitholes and I like dick.
Shithole Dick.

Posted by: Dick Durbin (D) - Shithole at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (HgMAr)

251 247
I think it's important to remember that Trump is President and Zastava M70 tokarevs are on sale.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 03:10 PM (xJa6I)

-----

Meh.

Get back to me Korean Garands are for sale at CP.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8XRCm)

Fingers crossed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (xJa6I)

252 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...

It's about friggin time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (8gDQu)

253 And after 3 long weeks in the wilderness, guess who's back refrigerating like a mofo?

This guy.

I currently have openings in both refrigeration and freezing so don't stand on ceremony, the best spots are going fast and prices will never be this low!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (/tuJf)

254 Rubio is a fucking shit weasel.

No offense Weasel.

Posted by: All 100 White Supremacists at January 16, 2018 03:09 PM (g4lFK)

According to the AoSHQ Style Manual, Weasel is NOT a shitweasel, and a shitweasel is NOT Weasel.

So, you're good to go.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (7UW64)

255 >>DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...


I hope they go in armed to the teeth like they are trying to return an 8 year old to Cuba.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (Ner+o)

256 Breaking Report: Trump Admin to Appeal DACA Decision Direct to Supreme Court
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 03:00 PM (y3aQB)


Gorsuch

another reason the GOPe did not want Trump. Who would Hillary have put in the SC to support amnesty for all?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (fceHP)

257 Can you fuckin' believe that goddamned racist asshole twatwaffle Trump said 'shithole'?

Posted by: Your moral superiors in the media at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (CcNKy)

258 218 212. I hope they resist. Violently.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:07 PM (fA1SL)

Just wing them if they attempt to escape. Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

259 I don't think Hillary will be well enough to run in 2020.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (8+Ozj)

260 I have to wonder if Jim Webb got torpedoed in the early Dem primary by Hillary's Deep State buddies spying on him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (oVJmc)

261 As I've pointed out for months.... it is still a felony to knowingly aid and abet an illegal to stay in this country...


Yeah. About that.
Posted by: Stoned Governors

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (Hr+ZL)

262 Fine, fine pistols for these times. MAGA deffskwadz approved calibre, too.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (fA1SL)

----

But I already have one.

7.62 x 25

30 cal pistol round
Copper washed steel jacket
1850 fps. Or Better.

Whats not to love.??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

263 You want a real, literal sh*thole?

http://mochimachine.org/wasteland/


* cue music *

I left my ... poop
in San Francisco ...


Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (DMUuz)

264 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...



Schadenboner would be seen from the international space station.


because it would be right outside their window.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (2z74n)

265 If that name doesn't scream "made goombah", nothing does.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:03 PM (Hr+ZL)



Trafficant's conviction was such bullshit.

I mean, sure, sure, he took the bribe and all of that, but he was just getting paid for what he was going to do anyway and you can't blame a man for that!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (mf5HN)

266 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...

It's about friggin time.
==========

I hope they not only go after mayors, but city councils, etc etc etc all the way down to janitor.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (vg8iE)

267 So Corey Booker receives death threats. Each one of those are major felonies. Why aren't those threatening people arrested, prosecuted, and why isn't it front page news?

Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (5MLH0)

268 Hi, I'm Dick. Dick Shithole.
Shithole Dick.
Take your pick.
I like shitholes and I like dick.
Shithole Dick.
Posted by: Dick Durbin (D) - Shithole at January 16, 2018 03:13 PM (HgMAr)


can't stop laughing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (fceHP)

269 Has booker or durbin for that matter ever vacationed in Haiti? If no, why not?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (OBM2H)

Posted by: g at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (3BFzK)

271 Trump has the final say. His pimp hand is yuge, tan, and leathered.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:16 PM (g4lFK)

272 244
236. Fine, fine pistols for these times. MAGA deffskwadz approved calibre, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (fA1SL)

============Damn. And I just bought an SKS that needs to be fed, so 1000 rounds of Golden Tiger is gonna take that money for now. One of these days I'll get a Tok or a CZ52 (Probably the CZ, it looks like a retro futuristic laser gun: I like every thing about it except the heel release) I promise!

Posted by: Jackal at January 16, 2018 03:16 PM (o3+fQ)

273 As I've pointed out for months.... it is still a felony to knowingly aid and abet an illegal to stay in this country...


So much for the Democrat party...

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 03:16 PM (2z74n)

274 239
So will Jerry Brown (aka Marshal Applewhite) go all Heaven's Gate and
kill himself once he knows Comet Trump is coming for California?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (YV+SU)
Don't tease.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (a0IVu)

275 I watched the whole hearing. Corey had a real melt down. Or as CNN put it, he was "seething". Took up all of his allotted time making a speech - never asked a question. DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielson handled all the questions in a professional manner and pushed back when appropriate.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/01/16/cory-booker-admonishes-kirstjen-nielsen.cnn


Posted by: Spaceman at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (hHitl)

276 I don't think Hillary will be well enough to run in 2020.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM


We are planning significant upgrades to the exoskeleton, operating system, and apps.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (DMUuz)

277 At what point do we determine people like Booker don,t want to engage intellectually and we just throat punch them.

The Democrats are all delusional nuts.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (/Jz/Z)

278 So Corey Booker receives death threats.
==========

Boo-fuckin'-hoo. So does every other elected official. What makes him so fucking special?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (vg8iE)

279 I don't think Hillary will be well enough to run in 2020.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (8+Ozj)


Run in 2020? She can hardly walk in 2018.

I find it interesting how dis-interested our national media is that both Huma and Bill are on the big island of Hawaii and she is where?

I remember when the National Enquirer would be all over that shit, like flies on an Obama.

Posted by: Rick Sanatorium - permanent quadrennial candidate at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (2FqvZ)

280 Never trust a man in a bowtie.

My one tried and true belief.

(Doesn't count tuxedos. I'm talking daily bowtie guys)

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla


Troy Dungan. DFW weather guy. Now retired.
Want your outing ruined? Trust a weather guy who wears bowties daily.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (Hr+ZL)

281 Trump will probably roll 49 states in 2020

the dem bench is full of retards

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (nFwvY)

282 260 I have to wonder if Jim Webb got torpedoed in the early Dem primary by Hillary's Deep State buddies spying on him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (oVJmc)

That's funny, because of all the Dems, I could see Webb taking more votes from Trump than anybody else.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (ZM2xo)

283
By the way, he tied a shitty knot in his tie. What a fucking amateur.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

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Double Windsors are for winners.

Single Windsors are for losers.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (8XRCm)







Heh. My first Dress Greens inspection in basic training, I'd helped a couple of guys in my platoon with their ties, as they'd never owned a tie before. Battalion commander is walking up the ranks, checking uniforms and he sees the first guy I'd helped with a DW knot rather than the more common four-in-hand. The colonel's face scrunches up and he booms out "WHO HELPED THIS RECRUIT WITH HIS TIE?!?".

Oh shit. I fess up.

"YOUR FATHER WAS NAVY, WASN'T HE?"

Yup.

Luckily, while the DW knot wasn't the preferred knot, it's fully compliant with AR 670-1. I still did pushups.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (eXA4G)

284 >>>He looks more hispanic than black.

One alternate history that might be interesting.

What if the Alaskan land bridge from a few thousand years ago never existed? Or was destroyed in an earthquake? How would things have turned out differently? No casinos, no illegals.

Seems far more pleasurable to ponder than most of the alternate histories. Ie. "What if it were only Chinese vs. Muslims?" as in the last book thread.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (/qEW2)

285 More like Koko than T-Bone.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (QCX64)

286 265; AtC, he would have never been convicted of anything if that happened today. That's SOP.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (KP5rU)

287 I don't think Hillary will be well enough to run in 2020.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (8+Ozj)

Run in 2020? She can hardly walk in 2018.


She can plank like a motherfarker!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (Hr+ZL)

288 You want to see a shithole? Look no further than Newark, the city Booker used to run.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (/Jz/Z)

289 Yea, Weasel, Weasel Dog and SlapWeasel have made it difficult for me to use the term Weasel as a derogatory term.
Almost impossible. I do a lot of deleting of that word after typing it.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (eXZrW)

290 We are planning significant upgrades to the exoskeleton, operating system, and apps.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (DMUuz)


At this point she's more machine than vermin.

Posted by: obi wan at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (+lOpA)

291 Has booker or durbin for that matter ever vacationed in Haiti? If no, why not?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (OBM2H)


As with most shitholes around the world, if you have money you can have a very good time there. You can buy whole families of slaves to do anything you say - absolutely anything - and you can live in huge, walled-off mansions. If you feel like it, you can grab a rifle and go hunting people in town for sport. Nothing is off-limits for you.

Having money in a shithole allows you to experience the life of a Roman emperor.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (8gDQu)

292 262
Fine, fine pistols for these times. MAGA deffskwadz approved calibre, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 03:11 PM (fA1SL)



----



But I already have one.



7.62 x 25



30 cal pistol round

Copper washed steel jacket

1850 fps. Or Better.



Whats not to love.??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

==========
I'd love to chrono one of those rounds out of a cut down mosin (about 18 inches or so), or out of a carbine using an insert. Really curious as to how much that round cooks out of a longer barrel!

Posted by: Jackal at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (o3+fQ)

293
288 You want to see a shithole? Look no further than Newark, the city Booker used to run.
---------------------
You don't run Newark. Newark runs you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (YV+SU)

294 I abhor these "shithole" comments. It is non inclusive and reflects badly on America.

The proper term is "Tiera caca."

Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at January 16, 2018 03:20 PM (3BFzK)

295 Witnesses at those meetings should pull out a pad of some kind and read a book while the congress-pukes are ranting and have someone nudge them if anyone actually asks a question.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 03:20 PM (xQfPr)

296
281 Trump will probably roll 49 states in 2020

the dem bench is full of retards

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (nFwvY)

No, he won't. The country is half filled with retards. And they're concentrated in blue states.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 03:20 PM (ZM2xo)

297 The shithole thing is starting to remind me of the mish grabbing thing in the sense that people are outraged about it because the media is telling them that it's something they're supposed to be outraged about.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 03:20 PM (mynhJ)

298 lol that puppets photoshop is perfect. He kind of looks like Bert from Sesame Street.

These people have lost it. Their polling must be abhorrent, for the amount of strawmen slayed, hyperbole flogged in the public square, and useful idiots animated to full frothing moonbat since the new year.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 03:20 PM (Dp6qK)

299 278 So Corey Booker receives death threats.
==========

Boo-fuckin'-hoo. So does every other elected official. What makes him so fucking special?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (vg8iE)

Steve Scalise says, "Some people receive actual incoming fire, buttercup."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

300 I hope they not only go after mayors, but city councils, etc etc etc all the way down to janitor.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (vg8iE)
........

Maybe they'll arrest Moonbeam, governor of our wonderful Sanctuary State.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 03:21 PM (HgMAr)

301 Run in 2020? She can hardly walk in 2018.



I find it interesting how dis-interested our national media is that
both Huma and Bill are on the big island of Hawaii and she is where?



I remember when the National Enquirer would be all over that shit, like flies on an Obama.

Posted by: Rick Sanatorium - permanent quadrennial candidate at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (2FqvZ)

Hills is in a cryogenic chamber for a 'refreshing'

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 03:21 PM (QLvwG)

302 How in the fuck is it appropriate for this lowlife pillow-biting asshole to yell at a woman like that? And no one tells him to calm down and shut the fuck up? Unreal.

If just maybe 5 republicans had a pair of balls between them, this country would be different place.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (a+WIL)

303 I'd love to chrono one of those rounds out of a cut down mosin (about 18 inches or so), or out of a carbine using an insert. Really curious as to how much that round cooks out of a longer barrel!
Posted by: Jackal at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (o3+fQ)

----

I had a can of Bulgarian SMG surplus ammo I ran thru mine once.

Every single peice of Brass split and all the primers were flattened.


I bet in the pistol it was 2000 fps. That shit was HOT.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

304 NJ is California with shittier weather.
------
But fewer earthquakes!

Posted by: an optimist at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (QCX64)

305 Booker looks like a deranged clown in those pics.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (oVJmc)

306 So is Acosta frothing at the mouth for being kicked out of the press conference by Trump? He must be spewing tweets of self grandeur by now.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

307 the only guy wearing any kind of tie i trust, is trump. the rest are all mewling quims. and, pickle puffers. i really am sick of politicians. on both sides. they all play us for imbeciles. they are an insult to my stupidity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (KP5rU)

308 284
>>>He looks more hispanic than black.



One alternate history that might be interesting.



What if the Alaskan land bridge from a few thousand years ago never
existed? Or was destroyed in an earthquake? How would things have turned
out differently? No casinos, no illegals.



Seems far more pleasurable to ponder than most of the alternate
histories. Ie. "What if it were only Chinese vs. Muslims?" as in the
last book thread.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM (/qEW2)

===========
We would have still been running this joint! We would have bitchslapped the spanish for one thing! And we would have had the common sense to NOT kill all of the horses!

Posted by: The Solutreans at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (o3+fQ)

309 291
Has booker or durbin for that matter ever vacationed in Haiti? If no, why not?



Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 03:15 PM (OBM2H)



As with most shitholes around the world, if you have money you can have a very good time there. You can buy whole families of slaves to do anything you say - absolutely anything - and you can live in huge, walled-off mansions. If you feel like it, you can grab a rifle and go hunting people in town for sport. Nothing is off-limits for you.



Having money in a shithole allows you to experience the life of a Roman emperor.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 03:19 PM (8gDQu)



Second look at Shithole Cruiselines?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (Dp6qK)

310 Troy Dungan. DFW weather guy. Now retired.
Want your outing ruined? Trust a weather guy who wears bowties daily.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (Hr+ZL)


lol
There ya go. Another guy to add to the list.

There is only one exception for me to this bowtie rule, and it was Charles Osgood, iirc. He's the exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (eXZrW)

311 Sorta ashamed to admit this so publicly but I act like Corey Booker whenever the waitress forgets to bring me more coffee.


Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (u/p7K)

312 How in the fuck is it appropriate for this lowlife pillow-biting asshole to yell at a woman like that? And no one tells him to calm down and shut the fuck up? Unreal.

If just maybe 5 republicans had a pair of balls between them, this country would be different place.
===========

Yep. I didn't watch it and won't watch it, but the look on his face is one that I've seen before - someone so enraged that they are going to physically harm you. Badly.

Completely inappropriate.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (vg8iE)

313 If he was a Republican they would claim he was trying to physically threaten a woman...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (LiyEm)

314 I abhor these "shithole" comments. It is non inclusive and reflects badly on America.

The proper term is "Tiera caca."


Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at January 16, 2018 03:20 PM (3BFzK)
..........

How's your head BTW?

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (HgMAr)

315 The last thread got me thinking about an aftershave I used to like in the '70s called "Trouble".

Of course it's no longer on the market. However, for $129.99 plus shipping, someone who found a double gift box of the aftershave and cologne in their attic is willing to sell it on eBay.

This may start of trend of only wearing vintage, impossible-to-get fragrances to remind people in shithole countries that entitled white men will spend money on stupid things while half the world sleeps in mud huts.

Posted by: Jwest at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (/roJx)

316 Brooke Baldwin's show is special today.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (g4lFK)

317 Maybe they'll arrest Moonbeam, governor of our wonderful Sanctuary State.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 03:21 PM (HgMAr)
I'd pay good money to watch.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (a0IVu)

318 >>Booker looks like a deranged clown in those pics.

He looks like a deranged clown in every pic because he is a deranged clown.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (/tuJf)

319 259 I don't think Hillary will be well enough to run in 2020.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (8+Ozj)

Meh, the DNC has probably watched 'Weekend at Bernie's' enough to figure out how to pull it off...plus first-hand experience in the 2016 drag to the finish line.

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (wf3RQ)

320 "YOUR FATHER WAS NAVY, WASN'T HE?"

Yup. ...
I still did pushups.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM


YOU DID PUSHUPS FOR THE "Yup.", MAGGOT!

"SIR, YES SIR, AND PROUD OF IT, COLONEL, SIR!!" IS THE CORRECT ANSWER! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!!

Posted by: GySgt D'rill Instructor at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (DMUuz)

321 283 IllTemperedCur

That's a good and funny story. Thanks!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (hyuyC)

322 >>208 He looks more hispanic than black.

Just what in the hell are you trying to say?

Posted by: Juan Williams at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (r9UYA)

323 I believe it is now coming out that Trump used the phrase "shit house" instead of "shit hole." That explains the careful denials about not remembering the phrasing or not using "that word."

I only wish he had used "shit show" instead.

Posted by: wooga at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (gGlcw)

324 You know thatching a lawn entails punching many, many holes into the lawn, no? And that I, Paolo, have said I will perform this for you?


Thousands of holes, as you have a big, luxurious lawn. So lush.
Paolo--

Boy, that Paolo's a dumb one. He confuses aerating a lawn with DE-thatching. He better hope he knows women better than he does lawns or he'll be going back over the wall via trebuchet.

Posted by: Jesus and Jose at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (z79tQ)

325 These people acting like this during Committee Hearings should be mocked.

Openly.
With disdain.
Right to their faces.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (Ner+o)

326 Ace has a nice update to the story.

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (lE2nd)

327 I had a can of Bulgarian SMG surplus ammo I ran thru mine once.



Every single peice of Brass split and all the primers were flattened.





I bet in the pistol it was 2000 fps. That shit was HOT.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

=============
Yeah, it's like .30 Carbine: reeeeally freaking close to an intermediate caliber.

Posted by: Jackal at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (o3+fQ)

328 Sen. Cory Booker (POS) "Party Of Shitholes."

Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (zOpu5)

329 DHS sec should have told him that his aggressive tone was making her uncomfortable

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (gC2IV)

330 Trumps SOTU:

Looks around,
Clears throat,
"This place is a shithole!"
Walks out.


Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (FhXTo)

331 281 Trump will probably roll 49 states in 2020

the dem bench is full of retards
Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (nFwvY)

Not nice calling the retards democrats.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (BtQd4)

332 By watching CNN, you would get the idea that blacks are still in chains working on the fields.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (g4lFK)

333 I'm sort of curious who will be running against Trump in the primary. You know they'll do it. My guess is they will pull something similar to the dossier. The candidate will make wild unsubstantiated accusations giving the media free hand to saturate the airwaves with outlandish shit. While any challenger in the primary will have zero chance, it will be an attempt to assure the democrat candidate wins...

Posted by: Orson at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (nq9Ys)

334 What word rhymes with Booker?

Posted by: Cinnamon, The Bada Bing Club at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (ATVNj)

335 320 "YOUR FATHER WAS NAVY, WASN'T HE?"

Yup. ...
I still did pushups.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM

YOU DID PUSHUPS FOR THE "Yup.", MAGGOT!

"SIR, YES SIR, AND PROUD OF IT, COLONEL, SIR!!" IS THE CORRECT ANSWER! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!!
Posted by: GySgt D'rill Instructor at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (DMUuz)

Well... the Navy does know knots...

Just sayin...

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (NgKpN)

336 330 Trumps SOTU:

Looks around,
Clears throat,
"This place is a shithole!"
mic drop
Walks out.


Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (FhXTo)

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (BtQd4)

337
260 I have to wonder if Jim Webb got torpedoed in the early Dem primary by Hillary's Deep State buddies spying on him.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:14 PM (oVJmc)






If so, I can't say I'd blame them. Based on what he's done in the past, he would have taken office, and within a year he'd resign in a snit because some Republican called him a poopy-head.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (eXA4G)

338 fuck Newark. It dreams of becoming a shithole. Right now, a prolapsed rectum would be a step up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (KP5rU)

339 Booker with puppets. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (8+Ozj)

340 >>DHS sec should have told him that his aggressive tone was making her uncomfortable



Good Point. He's abusing her using his Position of power.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (Ner+o)

341 Of course it's no longer on the market. However, for $129.99 plus shipping, someone who found a double gift box of the aftershave and cologne in their attic is willing to sell it on eBay.

This may start of trend of only wearing vintage, impossible-to-get fragrances


40 yr old crap cologne is like 40 yr old crap wine.
No, unlike whiskey, they don't age well in the bottle.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (Hr+ZL)

342 Why are they holding hearings over Presidential word-choice?

Posted by: redbanzai at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (geAkB)

343 318
>>Booker looks like a deranged clown in those pics.



He looks like a deranged clown in every pic because he is a deranged clown.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:23 PM (/tuJf)

Deranged Clown Boner.
Flaming.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (Y3RqE)

344 By watching CNN, you would get the idea that blacks are still in chains working on the fields.
Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (g4lFK)

-----

Bullshit. They know very good and well those are Salvadoreans.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

345 I just say that clip - this is fucking deranged.

I mean, shit hole countries are shit hole countries. Because they are shit holes, people want to come here. i guess I'm having some trouble understanding the crazy behavior.

My only theory is simple - they can't win the immigration debate (that is to say, no one, even democrats, wants to do what they want to do), so they are trying to change the debate to something else - racism.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 16, 2018 03:27 PM (fftfA)

346 >> Newark. It dreams of becoming a shithole. Right now, a prolapsed rectum would be a step up.


The Renaissace City

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:27 PM (Ner+o)

347 No, he won't. The country is half filled with retards. And they're concentrated in blue states.

--

Agree, Donna. And the thing with 2020 is that...in Nov. 2016, they were truly caught off guard thinking the witch was all but assured a landslide. I guaran-damn-tee that in 2020, the fraud at the voting booth will be off the charts. They will move heaven and earth to get Trump out. Nothing will be off limits. It barely is now.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 03:27 PM (mQ0Mc)

348 "Your silence and your amnesia is complicity



Complicity in what?




Ssh. He's rolling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (QQ+il)

349 What if the Alaskan land bridge from a few thousand years ago never existed? Or was destroyed in an earthquake? How would things have turned out differently? No casinos, no illegals.

Moar wooly mammoths!

Posted by: wooga at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (gGlcw)

350 DHS sec should have told him that his aggressive tone was making her uncomfortable

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (gC2IV)
..........

Just being in the same room with that maniac is some kind of harassment.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (HgMAr)

351 Are the first words of the clip "goat language festers"? I've listened to the first 2 seconds about five times and I'm pretty sure that's what he says. Is there some clearer context for why he's discussing "goat language"?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (y87Qq)

352 332 By watching CNN, you would get the idea that blacks are still in chains working on the fields.
Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 03:25 PM (g4lFK)

They are. Go to any big democrat city and see them lined up to get plantation housing, healthcare, education, and stipend.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (BtQd4)

353 I think the DHS secretary should have amended her statement of saying she doesn't recall the president using those words to "I don't give a shit if he did use those words, which is why I can't recall it."

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (fftfA)

354 345; logic is not allowed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (KP5rU)

355 Holy shiz.



He really made a fool of himself didn't he?

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (+lOpA)

356 2016 drag to the finish line.
Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (wf3RQ)

Such a perfect description of Hillary's campaign.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (RD7QR)

357 "Well, Sen. Booker, he didn't say s***hole, but he did say DHS should keep an eye out for a batshit crazy black man from Newark, New Jersey who likes to play with puppets."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (ATVNj)

358 We are proud of Curry Booker. He is be right and Tump shuol be removed for insulting ersons of coler

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (hqQ+Q)

359 55 Booker had the speech ready to go in advance and the bulging eyes,

What chu talking about Willis

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (BtQd4)

360 If you are a Refugee, your Country passed 'Shithole' a few miles back.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (Ner+o)

361 I find that unacceptable!

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (2Mnv1)

362 If you're getting traumatized by something Trump may have said four days ago-that wasn't even about you-if you were having tears of rage-you probably don't have the temperament to be President, Mr. Booker.

This whole routine (Lying Durbin and on and on) was a decided on in advance performance.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (8+Ozj)

363 Those shithole countries should think about breeding gerbils. Just sayin.

Posted by: Richard Gere at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (3BFzK)

364 Booker

Cooker

Snooker

Hooker

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (RD7QR)

365 He really made a fool of himself didn't he?

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (+lOpA)

==========

To us, yes.

The media however, will have him made into a hero inside an hour. They will do their damndest to convince you that everyone, everywhere, even the Off-World colonies, believes he's a hero and benefactor to the human race.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (vg8iE)

366 So.... Booker didn't like the fact that she did not hear the President say something...

In a meeting that HE was not at?

OK then.

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (NgKpN)

367 Booker is my nominee for the Anthony Weiner Congressional Psychotic Meltdown Award.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (ATVNj)

368 Cory Booker is a booger blaster and was a mayor of a genuine shithole of mega shithole proportions

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (KFf4Y)

369 the power of Trump compels dems to take untenable positions. like retarded flatworms.

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:30 PM (nFwvY)

370 Nevertheless, he insisted on himself.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:31 PM (Ner+o)

371 Boo-fuckin'-hoo. So does every other elected official. What makes him so fucking special?

Tell you what. Make a death threat towards an elected official and see what happens to you. Here is a hint, you will be front page news and you won't enjoy spending years in Club Fed.

In other words I am calling Corey Booker a fkn liar.

Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 03:31 PM (5MLH0)

372 "Your silence and your amnesia is complicity


Complicity in what?

Ssh. He's rolling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 03:28 PM (QQ+il)
--------

Booker: "We're we silent and complicit when Germany bombed pearl harbor. Hell no!"

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:31 PM (G0vdT)

373 362 If you're getting traumatized by something Trump may have said four days ago-that wasn't even about you-if you were having tears of rage-you probably don't have the temperament to be President, Mr. Booker.

This whole routine (Lying Durbin and on and on) was a decided on in advance performance.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:29 PM (8+Ozj)

Old and busted... Maunchausen by Proxy...

New Hotness... Outrage by Proxy...

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:31 PM (NgKpN)

374 Interesting theory Mr. Booker.

You think you and Kamala are getting death threats because of your skin color and not because you two are flaming jackasses.

Ya know who is more likely to get a death threat than a black person? A flaming jackass of any color.

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 03:31 PM (Z9uVQ)

375 358: ah fuck, aces' alter ego smelled its socks again. somebody buy it a can of oven cleaner and a trash bag.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:32 PM (KP5rU)

376 Is Danny Thomas alive and running for president of Brazil?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:32 PM (YV+SU)

377 Senator Slam Poet

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 03:32 PM (lE2nd)

378 Of course it's no longer on the market. However, for $129.99 plus shipping, someone who found a double gift box of the aftershave and cologne in their attic is willing to sell it on eBay.



Ya know, certain scents change after a long period of time goes by. Especially sitting in an an attic with temp fluctuations. The purchaser may end up with a pickled vinegar scent.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:32 PM (eXZrW)

379 Are the first words of the clip "goat language festers"? I've listened to the first 2 seconds about five times and I'm pretty sure that's what he says

LOL. I laughed so hard I almost choked.

Yes, that's what it sounds like; I don't think that's what he said

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:32 PM (8+Ozj)

380 Their support is reduced to the minimum, the true believers, and the histrionics are a desperate attempt to hang on to them.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 03:33 PM (Y3RqE)

381 T-bone Booker and Kameltoe Harris - if that Democrats dream duo gets elected in 2020, it's time to officially declare the end of the Republic.

Posted by: PabloD at January 16, 2018 03:33 PM (sPngp)

382 How hard would it have been for one senator to ask him why he's abusing and harassing this woman? Half the dems heads would have exploded as they frantically searched for the PC answer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:33 PM (gC2IV)

383
Did anybody see the immigration lawyer on Tucker last night who said the Revolutionary War started because King George wanted to restrict immigration to the colonies

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 03:34 PM (lKyWE)

384 So.... Booker didn't like the fact that she did not hear the President say something...

In a meeting that HE was not at?

OK then.
Posted by: Don Q.


All of those that are upset, were not in the meeting.
Durbin, Booker, media mouthpieces, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:34 PM (Hr+ZL)

385 I saw Flaming Jackasses open for Flaming Clown Boners at the Norfolk Scope Arena back in '78. Burned the house down!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 03:34 PM (QLvwG)

386 He's so.....heroic. (sniff)

What a queen.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (CPk08)

387 Trump is living rent free in little Cory*s brain.
Btw, did anyone else see someone has purchased the website name NOprah? Funny

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (KFf4Y)

388 Re: clown. Corey Booker is tall - 6'4".

IS COREY BOOKER PUDDLES PITY PARTY???

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (/qEW2)

389 I am hearing more about Trump from his doctor right now than I really need to know. I don't even want to hear about my colonoscopy let alone his.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (/tuJf)

390 I'd helped a couple of guys in my platoon with their
ties, as they'd never owned a tie before.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM


Did you help them from behind? I've never been able to help someone tie their tie from the front, in fact the only person I've ever known who could do so was a funeral director's daughter I dated for a while.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (DMUuz)

391 Booker's new name?

Cuckold Cory.


And in 2020, he can run with Cali Senator Kameltoe Harris -D- as his VP

The Cuck and Kameltoe - 2020

The Democrat Dream Team

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (UsCnO)

392 Booker: "We're we silent and complicit when Germany bombed pearl harbor. Hell no!"

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:31 PM (G0vdT)



He didn't really say that, did he? I would think that was sarcasm, but that was before the Onion became real news. So anything is possible.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (eXZrW)

393 You think you and Kamala are getting death threats because of your skin color and not because you two are flaming jackasses.
...............

Hey, that's it... my skin color!

Posted by: Hawaii Emergency Button Guy at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (HgMAr)

394

YOU DID PUSHUPS FOR THE "Yup.", MAGGOT!

Posted by: GySgt D'rill Instructor at January 16, 2018 03:24 PM (DMUuz)







Poetic license. As I recall, from over 30 years ago, my actual response was "Here, sir."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (eXA4G)

395 If Booker, Harris and Oprah are the Democrats great hopes, Republicans could run a crack whore for president and win.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (/Jz/Z)

396 I hear tell that Cory doesn't actually live in New Jersey - he lives in Manhattan, of course, where the Cool People live.

It would be pretty funny if some media organization actually tracked how often Cory spends the night in New Jersey.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty, New York Times at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (Mrl1e)

397 88 Re: clown. Corey Booker is tall - 6'4".

IS COREY BOOKER PUDDLES PITY PARTY???
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (/qEW2)

No... Puddles has some talent...

And we could only WISH that Booker was as silent, as Puddles..

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (NgKpN)

398 http://bit.ly/2DaFgOB

The Dan Bongino Show

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 03:36 PM (y3aQB)

399 Is it Cory Booker, or is it Key as Luther?

Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (Z5y53)

400 Never mind, Corey is 4" too short.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (/qEW2)

401 Let us not assassinate this woman further, Senator.

You have done enough.

Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last?

Have you left no sense of decency?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (ATVNj)

402 at this point, i really wish trump did really refer to them as shitholes. they aint fucking paradise. what the fuck are they trying to say? like a trabant is a better car than a fucking yugo? i missed the point they are trying to make.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (KP5rU)

403 Ya want to know what is irredeemable ?? It is any seat that is held by a black leftist person in congress. Once the people of a district or a state sinks so low that they would elect such a person, there is simply no turning back. Olduvai gorge was probably the first shithole and people of good will properly fled

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (4u7kU)

404 Hawaiian Judges and Hawaiian Missile Alert Guys seem a bit twitchy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (YV+SU)

405 Isn't Sen. Booker's aggressive language misogynistic? Call the feminists!

Posted by: Scoob at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (ZTlVg)

406 Trump's physician has issued his report that Trump is a fucking beast and that his retribution will be fearsome and complete.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

407 The Cuck and Kameltoe - 2020

The Democrat Dream Team
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


DownLow and Roxie Ro (ker)

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (nFwvY)

408 Looks like Trump is pretty healthy overall. A little over weight and cholesterol is a little high. Too many Big Mac's.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

409 Nevertheless, she persisted...

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty, New York Times at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (Mrl1e)

410 No Ketones!

IMPEACH! INVOKE THE 25TH!

Posted by: GAINZZZ at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (g4lFK)

411 He looks like he came very close to calling her a B word.....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (LiyEm)

412 So your "tears of rage" make you right?
Child. You fucking child.

Posted by: Richy Roma at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (W/SyC)

413 deranged Democrat screaming at a good woman ... she should never get on an elevator with that jerk.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (otAqJ)

414 The puppets are amazing.

So.

I just got the following notifications back to back on my phone.

Winter Storm Warning

Special on 15 bottles of wine.

Now I'm wondering what the Universe is trying to tell me.

We're supposed to get 1-3 inches of snow tonight and, needless to say, everyone is handling this with calm and decorum.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (mf5HN)

415 Hawaiian Judges and Hawaiian Missile Alert Guys seem a bit twitchy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:37 PM (YV+SU)

All the sodium in the Spam.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (QLvwG)

416 http://bit.ly/2DcikhF

Corey Booker Theme Song

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (y3aQB)

417 mic drop


Kids today - microphones are valuable pieces of equipment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTZy-ThRXeY

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (FhXTo)

418 If I was her I would have responded...

Is there a question in there Senator? or am I here to be Lectured.

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:40 PM (NgKpN)

419 401 Have you ever read the full story about that endlessly repeated quote?

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

420 408
Looks like Trump is pretty healthy overall. A little over weight and cholesterol is a little high. Too many Big Mac's.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (G0vdT)
Uh oh..that would be their next outrage meme - Trump is an unhealthy, overweight degenerate..

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:40 PM (a0IVu)

421 406 Trump's physician has issued his report that Trump is a fucking beast and that his retribution will be fearsome and complete.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

He broke my arm with his eyes! Woe unto those who feel his wrath!

Posted by: White House Physician at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

422 Is she going back for more questioning this afternoon?

Just sit there, let them rant, and when they finally get to a question reply, asphincter says what?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (gC2IV)

423 Did anybody see the immigration lawyer on Tucker last night who said the Revolutionary War started because King George wanted to restrict immigration to the colonies
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 03:34 PM (lKyWE)


I've said this before, but I swear people just make up facts now & idiots & millenials just buy it as truth. Most bizarre, insane thing I've yet to wrap head around. I'm a woman with a penis, Germany bombed Pearl Harbor, Israel is the problem in the ME, climate Change is 90% decided...on and on and on it goes.


Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (eXZrW)

424
I don't even want to hear about my colonoscopy let alone his.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:35 PM (/tuJf)


Movieprep? Sounds like something you'd pour into a glass, then nuke some popcorn, and turn on Netflix.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (2FqvZ)

425 412 So your "tears of rage" make you right?
Child. You fucking child.
Posted by: Richy Roma at January 16, 2018 03:39 PM (W/SyC)

Yup.... I would say pull his Man Card...

But its apparent that he never had one to begin with.

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (NgKpN)

426 Here's an example of all the cultural enrichment we could be missing out on if Trump has his way..

DM - http://tinyurl.com/yaosnv5e

Muslim husband is found guilty of murdering his convert wife with claw hammer and knife and burning her body after he had banned her from seeing her family

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (KvRqW)

427 Was it already discussed that Christie banned bump stocks and hand cranks as he was leaving.

90 days or you're a criminal. So. Confiscation by edict.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (RwBDG)

428 >>We're supposed to get 1-3 inches of snow tonight and, needless to say, everyone is handling this with calm and decorum.


In my experience, people don't truly panic until you tell them to expect over 9".

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (Ner+o)

429 Fake Spews

Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (gs8be)

430 Did the Doctor give his opinion on Trump's shithole ???

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (4u7kU)

431 Don't call me "sir"! I work for a living!

Posted by: every sergeant in the world at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (QCX64)

432 Cory Booker, Queen of hearts

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (KFf4Y)

433 The guy from Key and Peele is a senator? When did that happen?

Posted by: Sobek at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (uv8YV)

434 Ya, de lamentations of Corey Booker, is good.

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (Y3RqE)

435 In the middle of his acting routine why does he flip over a paper on the podium? Just checking his script?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:42 PM (8+Ozj)

436 T bone ya say?

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 16, 2018 03:42 PM (L0VNL)

437 d

Posted by: Torquemada at January 16, 2018 03:42 PM (1Rgee)

438 Dems acting like outraged church ladies. What else is new?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:42 PM (YV+SU)

439 Any "answer" that does not include: "your obviously manufactured outrage" is incomplete.

That and demand why his "silence in the face of supposed death threats" is not being complicit in a possible serial killer stalking the Legislature.

Posted by: Richy Roma at January 16, 2018 03:43 PM (W/SyC)

440 I hope Jesse Watters or some other enterprising young tech-savvy person on our side remakes this with the official transcript but switch out the parties and let the idiots drop their masks and call the person a mysoginst patriarch racist, etc. Then show the real tape and make them eat it.

Not sure what this country will look like by the time 2020 actually rolls around if we are already at this level of stupidity.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 16, 2018 03:43 PM (a+WIL)

441 "Your Silence and your amnesia is complicity!"

Sends chills up my spine just reading it.

Two Thumbs Up!

Posted by: Torquemada at January 16, 2018 03:43 PM (1Rgee)

442 She should have stood up and applauded Booker's performance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (oVJmc)

443 >>The Dan Bongino Show

Love that guy.

*No Homo

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (r9UYA)

444 Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:42 PM (YV+SU)

I've only seen dealt with one church lady that seemed outraged to that extreme. Booker probably hasn't been in church since his youth unless he's trying to get votes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (8+Ozj)

445 >>In my experience, people don't truly panic until you tell them to expect over 9".

In my experience it's not so much just the 9" but the accompanying huge girth.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (/tuJf)

446 382 How hard would it have been for one senator to ask him why he's abusing and harassing this woman? Half the dems heads would have exploded as they frantically searched for the PC answer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:33 PM (gC2IV)

My reaction is the same. I come to the conclusion that the lack of calling out the absurd lies by our representatives is why we all were so frustrated for the entire presidency of Bush 43 and the entire Obama term. It's why Trump won over many of us and ultimately propelled him to the presidency.

You would think more of our betters would figure out that we want them to fight the left to pound them into obscurity.

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (wf3RQ)

447 Here's an example of all the cultural enrichment we could be missing out on if Trump has his way..

DM - http://tinyurl.com/yaosnv5e

Muslim husband is found guilty of murdering his convert wife with claw hammer and knife and burning her body after he had banned her from seeing her family
=========
its already here. we had an honor killing on west side of Cleveland last year.

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (Ad3Gs)

448 Dems acting like outraged church ladies. What else is new?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 03:42 PM (YV+SU)


Well, now you're on The List of the AoSHQ Outraged Church Lady contingent. That's new.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (y87Qq)

449 441 "Your Silence and your amnesia is complicity!"

Sends chills up my spine just reading it.

Two Thumbs Up!
Posted by: Torquemada at January 16, 2018 03:43 PM (1Rgee)

Nobody expects the Senatorial Inquisition...

/breaks into song...

The inquisition...

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (NgKpN)

450 I haven't said shithole so much since Don Lemon's New Years Orgy.

Posted by: Anderson's Pooper at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

451 In my experience, people don't truly panic until you tell them to expect over 9".
Posted by: garrett


Then women just laugh.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (Hr+ZL)

452 426
Here's an example of all the cultural enrichment we could be missing out on if Trump has his way..



DM - http://tinyurl.com/yaosnv5e



Muslim husband is found guilty of murdering his convert wife with
claw hammer and knife and burning her body after he had banned her from
seeing her family


You report this like there is something wrong. Re-education camp for you! At the Google indoctrination center, you lucky dog!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (UsCnO)

453 Literally worse than Hitler and Stalin combined.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (1L9V9)

454 Exactly what this country needs right now is a president who cries at other people's word choices.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (a+WIL)

455 Oh FFS this is embarrassing to watch the press with the medical reprot.

Posted by: GAINZZZ at January 16, 2018 03:45 PM (g4lFK)

456 You would think more of our betters would figure out that we want them to fight the left to pound them into obscurity.

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (wf3RQ)

They know.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 03:46 PM (Y3RqE)

457 This country needs an enema.

Posted by: Moar Trump at January 16, 2018 03:46 PM (W/SyC)

458
Is she going back for more questioning this afternoon?

Just sit there, let them rant, and when they finally get to a question reply, asphincter says what?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (gC2IV)







Or just say "I don't understand the Senator's question. Could you repeat please?"

Repeatedly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:46 PM (eXA4G)

459 I hope all the time he was shrieking hysterically at her, she was mentally making out her grocery list. I know I do that sometimes during really boring meetings where someone goes on and on pontificating about something no one else is interested in.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

460 Did anybody see the immigration lawyer on Tucker
last night who said the Revolutionary War started because King George
wanted to restrict immigration to the colonies

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 03:34 PM (lKyWE)


?????

There is literally no evidence of that.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 16, 2018 03:46 PM (geAkB)

461 428 >>We're supposed to get 1-3 inches of snow tonight and, needless to say, everyone is handling this with calm and decorum.


In my experience, people don't truly panic until you tell them to expect over 9".
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 03:41 PM (Ner+o)

Report from the southern Berkshires
3 inches already has fallen
still falling
another 9-12 tonight into tomorrow morning
Plow truck's fourth gear seems shaky but the fifth under the seat is good

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 03:47 PM (4u7kU)

462 Amnesia?

Jeesh. Another leftist practicing medicine without a license.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 03:47 PM (ATVNj)

463 Oh jeez, the press is pushing hard on Trump's mental capacity: literally asking about Alzheimer and dementia.

Wow, the press really are Democrat operatives.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:47 PM (G0vdT)

464 Yet he molested.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 03:47 PM (vDqXW)

465 DHS preparing to arrest leaders of sanctuary cities...



Schadenboner would be seen from the international space station.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:06 PM (Hr+ZL)


Do that a few times and learn how fast cooperation can be made.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

466 You would think more of our betters would figure out that we want them to fight the left to pound them into obscurity.
Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (wf3RQ)

Its the Church Lady wing of Politics... which somehow took control.

Being Nice is more important than being right... it Trumps everything.

Problem is, that Nice taken to extremes becomes suicidal... as you won't even try to fight back against Evil.

And yes, I place a lot of Modern Christian churches firmly in that category.

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:48 PM (NgKpN)

467 >>>We're supposed to get 1-3 inches of snow tonight and, needless to say, everyone is handling this with calm and decorum.


Speaking of snow and shitholes, Martin Luther once explained the atonement with the metaphor that humanity was like a pile of dung covered by a snowfall. Corrupt underneath, yet covered with a righteousness not their own. I'm not sure that makes sense morally, but it's interesting to think about when you're trying to get to sleep.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 03:48 PM (/qEW2)

468 Did anybody see the immigration lawyer on Tucker last night who said the Revolutionary War started because King George wanted to restrict immigration to the colonies
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 03:34 PM (lKyWE)
======

If only there had been a document prepared for the world to see, detailing the history of abuses of the Crown and the reasons the colonies declared their independence.

If only.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 03:48 PM (vg8iE)

469 Complicity in what- discussing the truth?

This from the party who supports murdering babies and selling their organs.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 03:48 PM (/Jz/Z)

470 Entire Press Corps is on high grade speed.

Posted by: GAINZZZ at January 16, 2018 03:48 PM (g4lFK)

471 I see not in San Fran they have a map of Cleveland steamers in alleys, sidewalk and streets. Is that not the definition of Sh!thole.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (BtQd4)

472 Puppet Show &
Senate Hearing



Heh.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

473 >>Oh jeez, the press is pushing hard on Trump's mental capacity:

They should put him on Jeopardy and see how well he does.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (r9UYA)

474 The fact that all these D asshats are vying for the spotlight this early means something. If all it takes is a dumb sloppy speech at a hollywood awards show or acting mad at a committee hearing, then they got nothing and no one.

Let's see who they chose to respond to Trump's State of The Union.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (a+WIL)

475 Da Wabbit has more gravitas than T-Bone Corey.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (WMkIl)

476 Does anyone have any clue what Booker was saying that hog martin rightly thought sounded like "goat language festers"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (8+Ozj)

477 I saw some guy offering his belief that a lot of stuff that should get done by Congress doesn't, b/c then they'd have nothing to run on...get people outraged about....like DACA and Obamacare.

He has facts on his side on some of this. I don't think it is the only reason, but I definitely think it is in the top tier.

That's why I call it the UniParty. And believe they are no longer about service to the country and the people, but about themselves and their power. I also believe this b/c Senators have told us so, and certain columnists.

Bunch of wankers.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (eXZrW)

478 Overnight low of 16 degrees predicted for northen 'burbs of Houston. That's pipe burstin' cold.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 03:50 PM (QLvwG)

479 I must of missed it but in the 8 years of O, did they do press conferences on the results of his yearly examinations? Or did I just not care....

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 16, 2018 03:50 PM (PafTy)

480 Trump on Jeopardy?

will he face off against Joey Bidet and Wolf Blitzer?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 03:50 PM (WMkIl)

481 I hope all the time he was shrieking hysterically at her, she was mentally making out her grocery list.
............

Milk, eggs...
dumbass
bread, cheese...
crybaby
lettuce, onions...

Posted by: Kirstjen Nielsen thought bubble at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (HgMAr)

482 >>The fact that all these D asshats are vying for the spotlight this early means something.

It means they are trying to build a media narrative for why DACA didn't happen, they refused to negotiate with a racist.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (/tuJf)

483 Something white that is more than 9" - simply not real.

Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (5MLH0)

484 We're supposed to get 1-3 inches of snow tonight and, needless to say, everyone is handling this with calm and decorum.


Speaking of snow and shitholes, Martin Luther once explained the atonement with the metaphor that humanity was like a pile of dung covered by a snowfall.


--
It can be picked up by the clean end.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (Hr+ZL)

485 That's why I call it the UniParty. And believe they are no longer about service to the country and the people, but about themselves and their power. I also believe this b/c Senators have told us so, and certain columnists.
=========
Welcome to the party pal.

And I don't mean the Uniparty.

Posted by: John McClaine at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (W0/z6)

486 I've been willowing the heck out of this place lately, so I'm just posting so we can get a new thread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (ks6bw)

487 So I keep hearing that the Dems are going to sweep the mid terms come 2018, how much truth is there to that and how much is just wishful thinking on the part of all the anti Trump people out there? I need some good solid reassurance because I am just getting heart burn about the Left getting anywhere close to being back in power.

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (CuDAv)

488
Trump on Jeopardy?


That could be a funny skit

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 03:52 PM (lKyWE)

489 Booker should have Chelsea Manning for running mate. A perfect fit.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 03:52 PM (5U/Tz)

490 Trump's weight is an issue?

Let's apply that to Capitol Hill first.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

491 The headline will be.

WH doctor denies Trump has Alzheimer's.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:52 PM (gC2IV)

492 Something white that is more than 9" - simply not real.



Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (5MLH0)

Ahem. It's real and . . . spectacular.

Posted by: Jonah Falcon at January 16, 2018 03:52 PM (QLvwG)

493 489 Booker should have Chelsea Manning for running mate. A perfect fit.
Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 03:52 PM (5U/Tz)

Ebony and Ivory ticket?

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (NgKpN)

494 Trump's weight is an issue?

==============

Look at him! He's a fat fucking pig!

Posted by: Claire McCaskill at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (vg8iE)

495 Has any credible witness confirmed that the New York businessman used a curse word in a private meeting?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (ks6bw)

496 487, Posted by: southdakotaconservative at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (CuDAv)

It is worrisome but I think a lot of it will have to do with the economy and immigration.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (a0IVu)

497 390 I'd helped a couple of guys in my platoon with their
ties, as they'd never owned a tie before.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 03:18 PM

Had to do the same in my unit. Catholic high schools for the win!

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (mynhJ)

498 Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 03:44 PM (/tuJf)

Flacid or non flacid.

Radius, diameter or circumference

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (RwBDG)

499 They should put him on Jeopardy and see how well he does.
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (r9UYA)


Heh. People on Jeopardy are good at memorizing facts. They are not usually people good at critical thinking, logic, et.al. Of course there are exceptions, but memorization is not a good measurement of intelligence, IMO. JMO.
Does get you good grades in school...I attest to that personally.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (eXZrW)

500 FenelonSpoke, I've been poking around for a longer clip (admittedly not very hard) and haven't found anything. I'm gonna assume that he did in fact say that thing exactly and moreover, I intend to use it incorporate it into everyday conversation. Let's make Goat Language happen.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (y87Qq)

501 That reminds me... need to clean off the lawn jockey...

Posted by: Kirstjen Nielsen thought bubble at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (HgMAr)

502 Comments at national review now run about 70-30 liberal. I haven't been there in a long time and it was shocking how it has become Slate Light.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (z3V+z)

503 Trump's weight is an issue?



==============



Look at him! He's a fat fucking pig!

Posted by: Claire McCaskill at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (vg8iE)

He's the round mound of racist town!

Posted by: Debbie Stabbmenow at January 16, 2018 03:55 PM (QLvwG)

504 And here's Acosta with the psychiatric question. Dick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:55 PM (gC2IV)

505 Someone should say he heard Trump talking about the black unemployment rate and swear he heard him say he'd have those n****** voting Republican for the next two hundred years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 03:55 PM (ks6bw)

506 I find it interesting how dis-interested our national media is that both Huma and Bill are on the big island of Hawaii and she is where?

I remember when the National Enquirer would be all over that shit, like flies on an Obama.
Posted by: Rick Sanatorium - permanent quadrennial candidate at January 16, 2018 03:17 PM (2FqvZ)


I remember some Jack*** renting a house over the fence from Sarah Palin.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 03:55 PM (fceHP)

507 So I keep hearing that the Dems are going to sweep the mid terms come 2018, how much truth is there to that and how much is just wishful thinking on the part of all the anti Trump people out there? I need some good solid reassurance because I am just getting heart burn about the Left getting anywhere close to being back in power.
Posted by: southdakotaconservative at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (CuDAv)



It's a combination of the historical trend that the opposition party usually gains seats during the mid-terms; claims that the Dems have momentum after VA and AL elections; and wish casting.

It's definitely possible, don't get me wrong, but I think the claims of inevitable are ridiculous.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 03:56 PM (mf5HN)

508 So the democrats excuse for delivering nothing to their voters is Trump is a racist.

The rino/uniparty's excuse for delivering nothing to their voters is Trump is demented.

So yep, they are doing everything they can to see that Trump fails. But when Rush Limbaugh said he wanted Obama to fail -- just said it -- all hell broke lose. What a bunch of phoney b-tards. Its enough to make one look for the proverbial pitchfork and piano wire.

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 03:56 PM (VJFFQ)

509 Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (y87Qq)

LOL. That would prove he's off his rocker in addition to being melodramatic. Maybe it was "such" language festers. Who uses "festers" in an off the cuff remark? He wrote it in advance.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 03:56 PM (8+Ozj)

510 504 And here's Acosta with the psychiatric question. Dick.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 03:55 PM (gC2IV)

Yea, I heard that. What a you know what.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:56 PM (G0vdT)

511 looks like "angry jazz hands"

https://twitter.com/hashtag/CoryBookerCaptionContest?src=hash

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 03:56 PM (otAqJ)

512 President Trump, will you continue to get 2 scoops?

Posted by: Mfm at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (CDETr)

513 What did the doctor say to Acosta?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)

514 I can see people mad that he called countries shithole. But its beyond laughable when Dems say they are offended at the VULGAR language. Cuz the word shit up until now jas never been uttered within 50 miles of DC right?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (z3V+z)

515 >>>478 Overnight low of 16 degrees predicted for northen 'burbs of Houston. That's pipe burstin' cold.

really?...i thought it was closer to zero.

i open the sink cupboards, drip the faucet and turn on the under cabinet heaters here.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (eXISS)

516 Trump's weight? What, does someone have reason to believe he's prone to catching the slims?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (ks6bw)

517 "...comes from a lifetime abstinence of tobacco and alcohol."

Dude's 71 and the worst that they can say is he could lose 10-15 lbs and takes a mild cholesterol pill.

If all 71-year-olds were that well off we wouldn't have the Medicare crisis we have.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

518 513 What did the doctor say to Acosta?
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
--

"No".

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (G0vdT)

519 501 That reminds me... need to clean off the lawn jockey...
Posted by: Kirstjen Nielsen thought bubble at January 16, 2018 03:54 PM (HgMAr)

I give those away as annual gifts to idiots (democrats). Reactions are priceless. I act like- stunned at their ignorance of the significant history they symbolize...and then they're like- speech impediment...

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (wf3RQ)

520 By the way, he tied a shitty knot in his tie. What a fucking amateur.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

-----

Double Full Windsors are for winners.

Single Half Windsors are for losers.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (8XRCm)


FIFY

When I wear a tie, I always use the Full Windsor knot.

The Duke of Windsor may have been NAZI-curious but he certainly was a snappy dresser.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (5Yee7)

521 LOL. That would prove he's off his rocker in addition to being melodramatic. Maybe it was "such" language festers. Who uses "festers" in an off the cuff remark? He wrote it in advance.
========
yes he did. During the pauses you could see him searching his mind for the next lines. Terrible actor.

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (bA8QY)

522 Oh lord, more questions with the cognative test...give it up already, damn, after listening to this report PDT is healthier than me!!...

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (PafTy)

523 It's a combination of the historical trend that the opposition party usually gains seats during the mid-terms; claims that the Dems have momentum after VA and AL elections; and wish casting.



Problem this time is the country is coming off of 8 years of being in the shitter.

I don't think anyone is going to reward the opposition party.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 03:59 PM (Hr+ZL)

524 During press conference a chubby female reported complains about the Presidents diet.

Posted by: redenzo at January 16, 2018 03:59 PM (14qvS)

525
It's a combination of the historical trend that the opposition party
usually gains seats during the mid-terms; claims that the Dems have
momentum after VA and AL elections; and wish casting.



It's definitely possible, don't get me wrong, but I think the claims of inevitable are ridiculous.


And the Senate still looks like a big loss for them, just on sheer numbers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:59 PM (oVJmc)

526 Has any credible witness confirmed that the New York businessman used a curse word in a private meeting?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 03:53 PM (ks6bw)


I think he probably used derogatory words, but not that one specifically.

Ya know how ya ask someone 'what did he say?' And they'll say 'basically, he called it a shithole'. Kinda bottom lining it w/o going into all the specific words used? Happens all the time after business meetings. Or using shorthand about someone's views.

I'm guessing Durbin did something like that. But left out that he was encapsulating it with his own word. And then someone ran with it. And since 'truth' is now fungible in our crazy-ass culture, he won't come clean.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:59 PM (eXZrW)

527 That Booker hashtag is funny. I liked "I saved 10 lives, Count 'em. 10".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (8+Ozj)

528 My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (G0vdT)

529 Man, there is all kinds of panic down here about tonight's freezing weather. Schools will all be closed. My management is sending emails telling people to work from home if they think the roads are unsafe.

It's going to be great!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (QQ+il)

530 I banged your granny last night, Booker! After I did Trebek's!

Posted by: sean connery at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (QCX64)

531 Presidents doctor states that if the president watched his diet he could live to 200.

Media gasps

Posted by: redenzo at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (14qvS)

532 Oh FFS, now asking about Reagans Alzheimer's and is it possible that Trump has it and you just missed it. These people need to be shot out of a cannon.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 04:01 PM (gC2IV)

533 528
My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (G0vdT)
Good grief. wtf is wrong with Acosta.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:01 PM (a0IVu)

534 I think he probably used derogatory words, but not that one specifically

-

Yeah, it's amazing to realize how clean and successful President Trump is when something that no one heard him say is what has consumed the news / (D)s for the last week.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 04:01 PM (ks6bw)

535 518 513 What did the doctor say to Acosta?
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
____________________________________

"Found your car keys."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:01 PM (ATVNj)

536 Acosta needs a psych exam.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

537 What did the doctor say to Acosta?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
............

There's no cure for herpes.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (HgMAr)

538 I think CNN has now used the word "shit" as part of "shithole" more times than that one episode of South Park.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

539 I'm surprised Acosta is not asking the doctor about Trump's sex life.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (a0IVu)

540 Acosta has gone far in life for a retard....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (LiyEm)

541 Presidents doctor states that if the president watched his diet he could live to 200.

Media gasps
Posted by: redenzo



"President Donal J Trump's impressive 9th term was an overwhelming success!"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (Hr+ZL)

542 That's why I call it the UniParty.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 03:49 PM (eXZrW)
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I call it "The Preening Class", because that's the pool of personality types you draw politicians from. In my opinion, it's not so much a uniparty as one set of politics is favored by the media who reward that behavior, the other set the media will try to punish your reputation for.

The preening class wants to look good. Superficiality is a key part of left politics, they keep putting stock into the fantasies of an 19th-century academic that never lead anybody anywhere, never built anything. Marxism is an illustrated trend toward wishing. When it is applied it is usually by those unprepared for failure and either flutters away or turns into realpolitik to keep it from fluttering away.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:02 PM (vDqXW)

543 So now the press corps are all medical experts.

Jeez this is stupid.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:03 PM (ul9CR)

544 What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."
=========
Most doctors I have deposed would say:

"Four years of medical school, internship, 3 years residency, decades of experience. You can have it, but you have to get it the same way I got it."
*and they add silently GFY*

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 04:03 PM (envbN)

545 Donald was born to be hanged.

Posted by: Trumps Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:03 PM (QQ+il)

546 528
My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."

The "gotcha" could be seen a mile away. Good on the Dr. for not falling for that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (ul9CR)

547 My management is sending emails telling people to work from home if they think the roads are unsafe.

It's going to be great!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (QQ+il)

I sent my staff an email and threatened to fire them all if they didn't show up because of the weather...Mrs texcat said go fuck yourself and I replied to myself with the same message. We're good.

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (wf3RQ)

548 Whatever you do, don't look at me or my backgtound.

Posted by: Wendy Deng at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (g4lFK)

549 513 What did the doctor say to Acosta?
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)


"Please stop doing that. It is making me very uncomfortable."

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (CPk08)

550 Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) says his sole focus in Congress is making sure illegal aliens are given amnesty to remain permanently in the United States.

I thought it was to represent those who voted for him? Oh wait. Nevermind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (5y11N)

551 "My God Acosta"
Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM
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Yea baby. You said it.

Posted by: Jim Acosta's Ego so Yuuge it's ruptured and venting plasma at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (t41dG)

552 My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."
Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (G0vdT)
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"None. What psychiatric evaluation are you keeping from us, Jim?"

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (vDqXW)

553 543 So now the press corps are all medical experts.

Jeez this is stupid.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:03 PM (ul9CR)

The only thing they're experts in is the smell of their own flatulence.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (NWiLs)

554 Why am I getting pop ups from NORWEGIAN REWARD CENTER? I never got pop ups from SHITHOLE REWARD CENTER!!

And sure never got anything from WINONA REWARD CENTER!!

Damn you to hell Sonobi!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (zkB89)

555 Yeah, I don't remember the Main Shithole Media caring a whit about Zippy's cigarette smoking.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (rdl6o)

556 >>>What did the doctor say to Acosta?

"Seriously? Did you not hear my statement just now? Do you have wax in your ears? Shall I refer you to a specialist who can take care of that for you?

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (Y3RqE)

557 528 My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."
_______________________________________

Questions Acosta never asked of Obama:

1. What academic records, if any, are you keeping from us?

2. What birth certificates, if any, are you keeping from us?

3. What secret payments to the Iranians, if any, are you keeping from us?

4. What illegal investigation of Donald Trump, if any, are you keeping from us?

5. What religious beliefs, if any, are you keeping from us?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (ATVNj)

558 WHEN WILL HE DIE. PLEASE TELL US

Posted by: MSM at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (14qvS)

559 Trump's doctor lied.... Present Obama should do something about these lies...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (hqQ+Q)

560 528
My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (G0vdT)

So does he expect the doctor to tell him if he was hiding information? I wish I could be paid that well to be that dumb.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (7HtZB)

561 The picture of Booker with the puppets is killing me.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:06 PM (NWiLs)

562 Something white that is more than 9" - simply not real.





Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 03:51 PM (5MLH0)

Ahem. It's real and . . . spectacular.


Posted by: Jonah Falcon at January 16, 2018
Aye, mate!

Posted by: Danny D at January 16, 2018 04:06 PM (QLvwG)

563 543 So now the press corps are all medical experts.

Jeez this is stupid.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:03 PM (ul9CR),

What else do you expect from Marxists/feminists/SJWs? This is text book behavior. They are more predictable than the sun setting in the west.

Posted by: Momk at January 16, 2018 04:06 PM (g4lFK)

564 Did Jim Acosta ever ask Hillary, "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us?"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:06 PM (ATVNj)

565 Good Lord in Heaven this is ridiculous.

You can see each reporter pre-writing the headlines when they ask their retarded attempted-gotcha questions. The Doc ain't playing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:06 PM (ul9CR)

566 What did the doctor say to Acosta?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
...............

Since you ask...yes, his penis is in remarkable shape.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

567 561 The picture of Booker with the puppets is killing me.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:06 PM (NWiLs)

Subliminal purpose.

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (wf3RQ)

568 What's his life expectancy?

Longer than your faggot ass!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (rdl6o)

569 Why is the doctor having a press conference? Don't they usually just issue a statement?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (QQ+il)

570 I wish I could be paid that well to be that dumb.
Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (7HtZB)


And then I worked for NBC. It was a really interesting experience. Thanks guys!

Posted by: It's Chelsea! at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (CPk08)

571 Did acosta really ask that? What a scrunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (5y11N)

572 Democrats are Third World Shithole politicians.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (2DOZq)

573 Whatever you do, don't look at me or my backgtound.

Posted by: Wendy Deng at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (g4lFK)

How many conservative(ish) guys has she honey-trapped and turned at this point?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (rp9xB)

574 Germophobic-that's one of the -phobics in Hillary's Basket of Deplorables, I believe.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (ul9CR)

575 I hope this doctor is savvy enough not to fall for these questions.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (a0IVu)

576 Newark is indeed a shithole. I had a layover there once and looking out the window of the plane, I saw the sky over the city was brown. Hand to God, brown.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (NWiLs)

577 Show me on this Operation game where Trump is unfit ??

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (gs8be)

578 The Doctor needs to cut off the press conference. He thinks he'll answer all their questions: They'll never stop asking questions.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (G0vdT)

579 My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."



"He's a vampire, and wants to suck your blood."


CNN Breaking News: Doctor confIrms DJT is a Vampire!!

CNN Panel: How many werewolves are in his Administration? We need to get an amendment that allows removing vampires and werewolves from government.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:09 PM (eXZrW)

580 What are we NOT talking about today?

Tax cuts
Dow breaking 25,000
Growing economy
Deregulation
Hillary
FBI controversy

... and more

But it is all about "sh*thole"

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Pqytn)

581 As for the mid-terms - all the Rs have to do is run commercials with Maxine, Nancy Adam Schiff.

One of these 3 will be 3rd in line for the presidency should NK hit DC. do you want to take that bet America?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 16, 2018 04:09 PM (bB4HN)

582 WH doc: for a guy with small hands, he is seriously packing. I mean, down to here!

*Points to knee*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 04:09 PM (gC2IV)

583 Speaking of shitholes, I really am going to miss John.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 16, 2018 04:09 PM (r9UYA)

584 Nurse, bring the crowbar, the big one, so we can pry Mr Acosta's head out of his ass.

Posted by: Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (Y3RqE)

585 I wish I could be paid that well to be that dumb.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 04:05 PM (7HtZB)
............

Sucks to be you.

Posted by: Juan Williams at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (HgMAr)

586 The Doctor needs to cut off the press conference. He thinks he'll answer all their questions: They'll never stop asking questions.


Posted by: WisRich at
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He realizes that they will just call his office endlessly and terrorize his receptionist/switchboard person if he doesn't give them a good shot.

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (nTewA)

587 What time are the Fake News Awards?? Is it Prime time??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (zkB89)

588 576 Newark is indeed a shithole. I had a layover there once and looking out the window of the plane, I saw the sky over the city was brown. Hand to God, brown.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:08 PM (NWiLs)

Did you see the vid of the 20 person brawl they had last weekend at a pizza joint? That is Newark .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (2DOZq)

589 Oh, and record black employment. The Dems can't let that get out. OPRAH! COREY!

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (Pqytn)

590 552
My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:00 PM (G0vdT)

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"None. What psychiatric evaluation are you keeping from us, Jim?"

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:04 PM (vDqXW)

***
I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Dammit!

Posted by: Chief Medical Officer Leonard "Bones" McCoy at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (Fb9aZ)

591 The President is mentally and physically fit. Now GFY!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (rdl6o)

592 Doctor says Trump's cardiac health is excellent.

Press corps has a sad.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (ZM2xo)

593 582 WH doc: for a guy with small hands, he is seriously packing. I mean, down to here!

You kid, but I'm completely expecting one of them to ask about the size of the Little Donnie. They already asked about his prostate. Working their way up to the wang.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (ul9CR)

594 But he admitted he went all to pieces when Dasterly Dick Durbin told him President Trump used a bad word. Cried lkke a baby he said.
He should be a good president

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (aC6Sd)

595 When I wear a tie, I always use the Full Windsor knot.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (5Yee7)

Those thin looking, uneven knots that I see all the time make me cringe.

And the Full Windsor is gentler on the tie, so if you have an expensive one, never use anything else!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (wYseH)

596 I hope this doctor is savvy enough not to fall for these questions.




I hope the doctor realizes just what HIPAA allows.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (Hr+ZL)

597 The Telequack from CNN is questioning the Doc

Posted by: redenzo at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (14qvS)

598 Sedated? Is PDT having a procedure?
Why are they having this presser and why the fuck are they talking about any cognative tests?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (5y11N)

599 You kid, but I'm completely expecting one of them to
ask about the size of the Little Donnie. They already asked about his
prostate. Working their way up to the wang.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (ul9CR)
They asked about his prostate?! I don't know if I am shocked or horrified. Maybe both.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (a0IVu)

600 Twenty twenty twenty four hours ago-o-o

I wanna be sedated

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:12 PM (ul9CR)

601 Bones: He's dead, Jim

Acosta: Really (!yay!)

Bones: No you dickhead. He's fine. GFY with a tent pole.

Posted by: Chief Medical Officer Leonard at January 16, 2018 04:12 PM (Fb9aZ)

602 I saw "I had tears of rage" open for "Shit hole Countries" at the Superdome in 2012

Posted by: Shep! at January 16, 2018 04:12 PM (hikCO)

603 What did the doctor say to Acosta?



Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)

...............



Since you ask...yes, his penis is in remarkable shape.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

The attending nurse flushed when she saw the length and breadth of his magnificent Presidential Timber.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 04:12 PM (QLvwG)

604 Mitch McConnell Ignores National Reciprocity for 45th Consecutive Week -BB

Speaking of health, how is Mitch's?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 04:13 PM (r9UYA)

605 Heard part of Booker's rant on the radio. Thought it was a parody of some unhinged loon.

Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 04:13 PM (eO5CB)

606 Did you see the vid of the 20 person brawl they had last weekend at a pizza joint? That is Newark .
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:10 PM (2DOZq)

Missed that one but I vaguely recall seeing a blurb about it.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:13 PM (NWiLs)

607 They asked about his prostate?! I don't know if I am shocked or horrified. Maybe both.
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (a0IVu)

This is like a train wreck. It's so bad I can't stop watching.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:13 PM (ul9CR)

608 I missed the Ace thread regarding the Twitter guy talking about Dic Pics (which was too bad b/c I know we have had threads on the stupidity of sending dic pics...especially without little costumes and googly eyes.)

I missed some other threads that I knew would be good based on news I saw last few days. So bummed about that. And no time to go back and read.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:13 PM (eXZrW)

609 I don't recall this detailed press briefings about Obama's health and all the questions by the press people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (8+Ozj)

610 595 When I wear a tie, I always use the Full Windsor knot.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (5Yee7)

Those thin looking, uneven knots that I see all the time make me cringe.

And the Full Windsor is gentler on the tie, so if you have an expensive one, never use anything else!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 04:11 PM (wYseH)

No four in hand for you, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

611 My buddy says to his brother after brother asks him a question about what happened during brother prostate exam:

Brother: So during the prostate exam, when the doctor did it, some fluid came out of my penis, what does that mean?

My Buddy: That you enjoyed it.


(Thanks! Don't forget to tip the waitresses)

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (BlOGI)

612 The attending nurse flushed when she saw the length and breadth of his magnificent Presidential Timber.
Posted by: Count de Monet



She licked her lips, made the telephone handset with her thumb & pinkie, and mouthed, "call me".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (Hr+ZL)

613 I'd be laughing so hard at him, they'd end the session.

Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (eO5CB)

614 He has that same dead eye soul less stare as every mass shooter or serial killer.

Posted by: Jawknee at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (Yzubb)

615 NOOD

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (aC6Sd)

616 My God Acosta is an ass: "What medical information, if any, are you keeping from us."


Acosta desperately tries to maintain his preferred reality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

617 I don't know if it's dread of what that Sundance blog is piecing together, or the awareness that Trump isn't going to hand over 20 million amnesty voters . . . but the Dems are a lot more bat guano lately.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (5RoBR)

618 >>>Another leftist practicing medicine without a license.<<<

What's the code for complicit amnesia?

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (bJ0w+)

619 Posted by: Chief Medical Officer Leonard at January 16, 2018 04:12 PM (Fb9aZ)

He MIGHT REALLY LIKE THAT TENT POLE

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (y3aQB)

620 I'm just gonna put this here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (Y3RqE)

621 >>> Does anyone have any clue what Booker was saying that hog martin rightly thought sounded like "goat language festers"?

Forget it: he's rolling.

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (cHbmY)

622 I saw "T-Bone" open for the "Bloodhound Gang" in Mobile in 2008. Unfortunately they ate him after 1 set.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (hikCO)

623 What did the doctor say to Acosta?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
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Jim, you're a miracle of science. 100% ass tissue.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (vDqXW)

624 No four in hand for you, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

You're one of those people?

Yuck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (wYseH)

625 End this interview now!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (rdl6o)

626 I was listening to Hysterical Cory's rant on the radio-

"tears of rage"? "ten of thousands of people in pain"?

How can you not laugh at these idiots?

Honestly, why are they and their lunatic hysteria taken seriously at all?


How much better would this country be if every time these goofballs start winding themselves up for the camera in a Senate hearing or whatever-

the object of their scorn just started laughing at them saying, "OMG! You're hilarious. You're silly as hell."

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (E3rQ4)

627 I think CNN has now used the word "shit" as part of "shithole" more times than that one episode of South Park.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:02

Someone counted and they used shithole one day 195 times. Sounds like a kid who learned a new dirty word FFS.

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (lfXAE)

628 If all 71-year-olds were that well off we wouldn't have the Medicare crisis we have.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 03:58 PM (oVJmc)
*************

Instead Social Security would go BK even faster...

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (5U/Tz)

629 Bones: He's dead, Jim

Acosta: Really (!yay!)

Bones: No you dickhead. He's fine. GFY with a tent pole.
Posted by: Chief Medical Officer Leonard at January 16, 2018 04:12 PM (Fb9aZ)


lol

So much better than mine.

I saw an old Trek episode last night, one of my favs. Kirk had a line in it that was hilarious about women. If any SJW hear it today, there would be full on meltdown on social media. I just laughed.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (eXZrW)

630 I don't recall this detailed press briefings about Obama's health and all the questions by the press people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM

I know, right?....I seemed to have missed that those 8 years...

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (PafTy)

631 "I sent my staff an email and threatened to fire them all if they didn't show up because of the weather.."

Last night on that insipid 'NextDoor' deal we have some LEO got on and warned everybody in Houston to stay home today. I reply alled "to all my employees! be at work!"

Got several thanks from around town

Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (0SEK8)

632 What word rhymes with Booker?

Posted by: Cinnamon, The Bada Bing Club at January 16, 2018 03:26 PM (ATVNj)

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Booger.
Slant rhyme.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (9dWxJ)

633 When Ob+mao....in his first tax action....raised the cigarette tax he made sure Social Security would go broke even faster.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (5U/Tz)

634 I mean press conference. God, listening to this shit has lowered my IQ. And I don't need any help in that area.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (rdl6o)

635 True Story : A girl I went to college with got herpes from a Roadie named T-Bone at a Warrant concert.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:49 PM (Ner+o)


And that girl went on to be elected to . . .

Nothing.

But she had a great foundation.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (BfOXk)

636 When Mexifornia banned tobacco in prisons....even for the guards and staff....they helped social security go broke faster.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (5U/Tz)

637 >>Flacid or non flacid.

>>Radius, diameter or circumference

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

638 554 Why am I getting pop ups from NORWEGIAN REWARD CENTER? I never got pop ups from SHITHOLE REWARD CENTER!!

yeah, I've pretty much had to give up on accessing the hq from my phone.

downside, of course, being that now I have to pay attention in church instead of reading through the book thread.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (sGtp+)

639 It would have been great if she had just started cleaning her nails in the middle of his rant. These Leftist shit heels need to be treated with the open contempt they deserve.

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (CuDAv)

640 Who will have more stamina? The Press or the Doc?

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (PafTy)

641 Booger.
Slant rhyme.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (9dWxJ)
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Racist.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (vDqXW)

642 I thought that 2016 was, in the words of the Dear leader, a shit show.

2020 promises to eclipse that.

Run Bernie run.

Hillary isn't dead yet....And Anthony's Weiner may make parole.

Harris and Booker duking it out to be the angry, mediocre angry black figurehead.

Add Jill Stein and a Libertarian to be detoxed later and.....ta da.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (326rv)

643 642 I thought that 2016 was, in the words of the Dear leader, a shit show.

2020 promises to eclipse that.

Run Bernie run.

Hillary isn't dead yet....And Anthony's Weiner may make parole.

Harris and Booker duking it out to be the angry, mediocre angry black figurehead.

Add Jill Stein and a Libertarian to be detoxed later and.....ta da.


Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (326rv)

And then Oprah walks into the room, sits down and squashes the rest.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (ZM2xo)

644 I'm looking forward to seeing the anti-Manning ads that will be run in Maryland. it will be interesting to see Democrats denouncing treason. They're usually all for it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (ZM2xo)

645 Run Bernie run.

Hillary isn't dead yet....And Anthony's Weiner may make parole.

Harris and Booker duking it out to be the angry, mediocre angry black figurehead.

Add Jill Stein and a Libertarian to be detoxed later and.....ta da.


Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (326rv)

And then Oprah walks into the room, sits down and squashes the rest.
Posted by: Donna and V

I doubt that, for the same reason that Hillary didn't manage that trick.

The fact that they stayed in and ran was part of the reason for her defeat.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (326rv)

646 It would have been great if she had just started cleaning her nails in the middle of his rant. These Leftist shit heels need to be treated with the open contempt they deserve.
Posted by: southdakotaconservative

She should refer to the mean questioning as being like an assault...Kinda like how people whined that empress mommom was mistreated.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (326rv)

647 Look at booker giving it to t-bone!

Posted by: kruger at January 16, 2018 04:48 PM (6unT5)

648 Awaiting the Presstitutes pearl clutching over Sen. Booker's bullying of a woman.

Posted by: But I'm Not Holding My Breath at January 16, 2018 05:14 PM (EATOD)

649 BREAKING CORY BOOKER NEWS: T-Bone caught in flagrante in Capitol washroom with Ben Rhodes...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 16, 2018 05:24 PM (CRLBR)

650 Yes President Trump is in excellent health.

And I will be pleased to report on my examination of Melania Trump next week, as I've agreed to undertake that assignment on a pro bono basis.

Posted by: The Doc at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (W/SyC)

651 This lady's composure in the face of insanity is why I've never advanced up the corporate ladder. When people get all screamy and indignant I just start laughing. I can't help it. The harder I try not to laugh the more I laugh. Five seconds into this rant I was giggling and ended up laughing so hard I cried.

Posted by: The other coyote at January 16, 2018 06:12 PM (M6sNd)

652 Clearly, this Actor has had an overdose of Obama Juice.
Run, Booker! Be the Face of the Dem Party. Perfect Choice and please, wear your SuperMan Cape like Obama-Did
#ObamaDidItSoCanI #CoreyBookerFer Preznit!

Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at January 16, 2018 06:52 PM (zro1A)

653 Somebody needs to tell this dickhead to blow stout his ear, or the orifice of his choice . . . left wing bum!

Posted by: rplat at January 17, 2018 08:13 AM (r21s9)

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