The Penis Whitier: Thai Men Paying $650 to Have Their Dicks Lasered Until They're Whiter

My extensive research on PornHub tells me they're doing it wrong.

"These days a lot of people are asking about it. We get around 100 clients a month, three to four clients a day," Bunthita Wattanasiri, a manager for the Skin and Laser department at Lelux Hospital told AFP.
The procedure, which uses laser whitening, got wide play on Thai television and social media on Thursday (Jan 4) after the hospital released images of a man undergoing the treatment.
"We have to be careful because it's a sensitive part of the body," Bunthita said, adding most clients were aged between 22 and 55-years-old with many from Thailand's LGBT community.

I think every man, if he's being honest, wants his dick to look like a bald Robert Smith of The Cure.

Posted by: Ace at 07:53 PM

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1 Hi ace!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 04, 2018 07:53 PM (yTnCT)

2 I think every man, if he's being honest, wants his dick to look like a bald Robert Smith of The Cure.

Oh HELL no!

Blech

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at January 04, 2018 07:53 PM (dab45)

3 Oh this will be an interesting topic for the horde to ponder.

Posted by: Big V at January 04, 2018 07:55 PM (MVE/7)

4 New thread smell!! Corgis called.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 04, 2018 07:55 PM (2sCft)

5 Pro tip: avoid excimer lasers.

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 07:55 PM (LAe3v)

6 So, Goldfinger was ahead of his time.

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 07:56 PM (LAe3v)

7 the old Micheal Jackson treatment on the wang? Hell no.

Posted by: Bosk at January 04, 2018 07:56 PM (fjMEv)

8 No Mr. Bond, I want you to bleach.

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 07:56 PM (LAe3v)

9 with many from Thailand's LGBT community.

So ... like, all of them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 07:57 PM (8gDQu)

10 Uh ... why?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 07:57 PM (h6rWz)

11 In other news. white millennials are trying to make theirs more black.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 07:57 PM (tPrp3)

12 I worked in Thailand once.

Weirdest Place I ever seen.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 04, 2018 07:57 PM (2mXfd)

13 why diidn't this article explain how I can sign up for the procedure?

Posted by: Village idiot at January 04, 2018 07:57 PM (bf86X)

14 with many from Thailand's LGBT community.

Just another lifestyle, as valid, healthy and normal as any other.

Just into all kinds of weird shit, that's all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 07:58 PM (h6rWz)

15 Here, hold my beer.

**climbs into fusion research facility**

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 07:58 PM (LAe3v)

16 The world is retarded

Posted by: jsg at January 04, 2018 07:58 PM (gSwpy)

17 Looking to score some White Privilege?

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2018 07:58 PM (fjf5L)

18 Yea I don't get this at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2018 07:58 PM (/tuJf)

19 Ohhh, sure, all you people here with your White Penis Privilege will scoff, but how many of you have been denied a job because your penis is too dark?

White Penis Justice Now!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 04, 2018 07:58 PM (tMFgx)

20 the old Micheal Jackson treatment on the wang? Hell no.
Posted by: Bosk at January 04, 2018 07:56 PM

Why do you think he was always saying, Hee hee!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 07:58 PM (tPrp3)

21 The actual color tone is called "Patpong Pale".

Posted by: bakgkok at January 04, 2018 07:59 PM (zCyNd)

22 11
In other news. white millennials are trying to make theirs more black.

Posted by: Minnfidel

No, no, you want embiggening. That's 2c down the hall.

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 07:59 PM (LAe3v)

23 They might as well save themselves a trip and get some tattoos put on them while they're there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 07:59 PM (8gDQu)

24 In other news. white millennials are trying to make theirs more black.

Posted by: Minnfidel

No, no, you want embiggening. That's 2c down the hall.
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 07:59 PM

Oh, sorry, read the text wrong bro, thanks.

Posted by: Hipster Milenial Douche at January 04, 2018 08:00 PM (tPrp3)

25 Do they have a Ministry of Silly Procedures over there ?

Posted by: jsg at January 04, 2018 08:00 PM (gSwpy)

26
In addition to whitening do they remove plaque and tell you to floss?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2018 08:00 PM (SiINZ)

27 I work for Dick White!

DICK WHITE!

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:01 PM (5Isv3)

28 It's large, it's white and it's magnificent!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 08:01 PM (tPrp3)

29 I'm not sure what all the hubub is about.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at January 04, 2018 08:01 PM (ynSPt)

30 people are strange

Posted by: that doors guy at January 04, 2018 08:01 PM (nBzBk)

31
I'm halfway there, it's turned black.

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 04, 2018 08:01 PM (IqV8l)

32 Once they changed the name from Siam everything went nuts. It used to be the weirdest thing out of there were Siamese twins and those sneaky, evil cats. Now, they're dick bleachers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:01 PM (8gDQu)

33
Did the article give a why to this or are they just Sammy Sosa fans?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2018 08:01 PM (r+sAi)

34 Here's a crazy idea: how about being happy with how you were born?

No dick whitening, no piercings, no tattoos, no bones through the nose, no studs in the tongue, no bizarre body modifications, nothing that would make a native of Borneo jealous.

Crazy idea, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:02 PM (h6rWz)

35 I think the Barack Obama 'Daddy issues' can be traced directly to the fact that his 'Daddy' wasn`t packing jack-shit...white boy bringing towels poolside in Kenya was a threat to his persona!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 04, 2018 08:02 PM (yhf6w)

36 Some of the Bangkok guys have another procedure for the "round-eye" look.

Posted by: bagkok at January 04, 2018 08:02 PM (zCyNd)

37 I could have dated Kim Kardashian but she wanted me to laser my penis to turn it black and that was a bridge too far.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 04, 2018 08:02 PM (2DOZq)

38 34 Here's a crazy idea: how about being happy with how you were born?

No dick whitening, no piercings, no tattoos, no bones through the nose, no studs in the tongue, no bizarre body modifications, nothing that would make a native of Borneo jealous.

Crazy idea, huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:02 PM (h6rWz)

Can we still have the fake boobahs ?

Big fan of those.

Posted by: jsg at January 04, 2018 08:03 PM (gSwpy)

39 Weeelllllll!! What else is new?!! It's like we're not even fucking here! Sure, when we get hit you pay attention, but when you want to look nice, do we get any effort? Hell no!!

Posted by: The Balls at January 04, 2018 08:03 PM (tMFgx)

40 32 Once they changed the name from Siam everything went nuts. It used to be the weirdest thing out of there were Siamese twins and those sneaky, evil cats. Now, they're dick bleachers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:01 PM (8gDQu)

I think that this results from a poor translation of a baseball announcer's reference to "the bleachers."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:03 PM (h6rWz)

41 Has anyone alerted the BBC?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2018 08:03 PM (QCX64)

42 Here's a crazy idea: how about being happy with how you were born?

No thanks.

Posted by: Dude That Wears Glasses at January 04, 2018 08:03 PM (2mXfd)

43 many from Thailand's LGBT community.

Probably not very many from the "L" portion.

Posted by: inaccurate reporting at January 04, 2018 08:04 PM (r2qMC)

44 Can we still have the fake boobahs ?

Big fan of those.
Posted by: jsg at January 04, 2018 08:03 PM (gSwpy)

Of course. Up to a point.

Up to two points, now that I think of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:04 PM (h6rWz)

45 I keep saying and saying that "What a stupid time to be alive" needs to replace the Mencken quote in the masthead.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2018 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

46 Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped.

Posted by: C.D. Bales at January 04, 2018 08:04 PM (oVJmc)

47 Thailand has a long, rich history and by all accounts much of the country is a beautiful and memorable place to visit. And what's it most known for? Sex tourism, ladyboys, and now penis whitening, I guess. It's a shame, really.

Ran into a guy once at the VA hospital who said he visited Bangkok as much as he could, nudge nudge, wink wink. Dude utterly creeped me out.

Posted by: troyriser at January 04, 2018 08:04 PM (raGQi)

48 Then... LASIK

Now... LASDIK

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2018 08:05 PM (EzdLW)

49 I think that this results from a poor translation of a baseball announcer's reference to "the bleachers."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:03 PM (h6rWz)

Ha. But it makes as much sense as anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:05 PM (8gDQu)

50 IIRC, Thailand was also the home of the fad for sticking bicycle pumps up their kiesters and inflating their colons. Some got tired of pumping and tried a tire pump at their local garage. It did not end well.

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 08:05 PM (LAe3v)

51 Uh yeah, I'm not letting a laser get anywhere near the little joncelli. Although it might be cool to have lasers come out if it. Then again I might just be a little weird about that. Maybe I should stop now.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 04, 2018 08:05 PM (1FhAQ)

52 >>Here's a crazy idea: how about being happy with how you were born?

I was born without hair. I'm keeping it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2018 08:05 PM (/tuJf)

53 Don't get the tooth whitening laser and the dick whitening laser mixed up.

What ensues will surely not be hilarity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:05 PM (T28di)

54
Now, they're dick bleachers.

That's where they made me sit at the ball game.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 08:06 PM (IqV8l)

55 Man, between dick whitening and bleaching my asshole, the whole $75/month in tax savings is spoken for.

Posted by: Thai Ladyboy at January 04, 2018 08:06 PM (H5knJ)

56 Do they make it whiter so it's easier to find in the dark?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

57 can one get it done in day glow orange?

mo brooks is on road to recovery
wtvm.com/story/37186536/rep-mo-brooks-on-the-road-to-recovery

Posted by: illiniwek at January 04, 2018 08:06 PM (otAqJ)

58 Don't get too critical of Thailand. Big thing here not long ago was bleaching the bung hole.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 04, 2018 08:06 PM (2DOZq)

59 Pay someone to blast my dick with a laser?

No.

Posted by: fluffy at January 04, 2018 08:06 PM (cHbmY)

60 Been a lot of dick news lately.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 04, 2018 08:07 PM (ul9CR)

61 Crest white strips, I think you're doing it wrong. They're all the same color in the dark.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 08:07 PM (tPrp3)

62 50 IIRC, Thailand was also the home of the fad for sticking bicycle pumps up their kiesters and inflating their colons. Some got tired of pumping and tried a tire pump at their local garage. It did not end well.
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 08:05 PM (LAe3v)

Now who hasn't done that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:07 PM (h6rWz)

63 Been a lot of dick news lately.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 04, 2018 08:07 PM

Go on.

Posted by: Harry Retired Reid at January 04, 2018 08:07 PM (tPrp3)

64 Don't get too critical of Thailand. Big thing here not long ago was bleaching the bung hole.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 04, 2018 08:06 PM (2DOZq)

Oxygen bleach. Not chlorine. Trust me.

Posted by: The Woman called Hope at January 04, 2018 08:07 PM (zCyNd)

65 56 Do they make it whiter so it's easier to find in the dark?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

No, it's so in a blackout they can direct traffic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:07 PM (h6rWz)

66 "White Dick. White Now."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:07 PM (T28di)

67 Don't get too critical of Thailand. Big thing here not long ago was bleaching the bung hole.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 04, 2018 08:06 PM (2DOZq)

Love me a good Chlorox bulk but at Sam's.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 04, 2018 08:08 PM (2mXfd)

68 The penis mightier!

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 04, 2018 08:08 PM (WbIyz)

69 IIRC, Thailand was also the home of the fad for sticking bicycle pumps up their kiesters and inflating their colons.

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 08:05 PM (LAe3v)

That sounds lovely.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:08 PM (8gDQu)

70 50 IIRC, Thailand was also the home of the fad for sticking bicycle pumps up their kiesters and inflating their colons. Some got tired of pumping and tried a tire pump at their local garage. It did not end well.
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 08:05 PM (LAe3v)

Now who hasn't done that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:07 PM

Pikers.

Posted by: Richard Gere at January 04, 2018 08:08 PM (tPrp3)

71 A multicolored plaid would be different.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 04, 2018 08:08 PM (r9UYA)

72 I heard Bannon said this was a good idea in some book some lefty liar wrote.

Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2018 08:08 PM (jHrzU)

73 I think every man, if he's being honest, wants his dick to look like a bald Robert Smith of The Cure.
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Who loves ya, baby?

Posted by: Detective Lieutenant Theo Kojak at January 04, 2018 08:08 PM (QCX64)

74 Oxygen bleach. Not chlorine. Trust me.
Posted by: The Woman called Hope at January 04, 2018 08:07 PM (zCyNd)

Shhhh. Let 'em try chlorine bleach. Preferably mixed with Sani-Flush.

Oh, and put it on Youtube.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:08 PM (h6rWz)

75 Robert Smith?

I want mine to look like Sinatra at the Trop.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (ul9CR)

76
I would think 3D printing would be a bigger (so to speak) fad.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (ofLkZ)

77 IIRC, Thailand was also the home of the fad for sticking bicycle pumps up their kiesters and inflating their colons.

At last, the pressure's off me.

Posted by: Light bulbs at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (LAe3v)

78 Shaun King might've gone in for the full body treatment

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (EzdLW)

79 I'm dreaming....of a white dickmas....

Posted by: Ding Crosby at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (tPrp3)

80 This may have been inspired by the MAGA Renaissance.

They should add a golden scalp weasel pubic merkin option to the treatment.

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (5Isv3)

81 Thailand has some of the best looking hookers. But you definitely need to check the neck and under the skirt before throwing down the Bhat.

Well that was what I told when we stopped there in the 80s. I mean I never experienced that aspect of the culture. Mostly visits to art and history museums while we were in Phuket.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (tnRJU)

82 Usually when your junk changes color after a trip to southeast Asia, that's a bad thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (T28di)

83 I'm no fortune teller, but I see an yuge increase in dick cancer in the future in Thailand.

Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (aN6O8)

84 "I think every man, if he's being honest, wants his dick to look like a bald Robert Smith of The Cure."

My aim is for a Richard Moll look for my wang.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (xJa6I)

85
Pfft.

Posted by: Moby Dick at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (UdKB7)

86 I want mine to look like Sinatra at the Trop.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (ul9CR)

Was he was wearing a raincoat?

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 04, 2018 08:10 PM (zCyNd)

87 And no, this is not a thing.

Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2018 08:10 PM (+lOpA)

88 Shaun King might've gone in for the full body treatment
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM

He already did, or his parents were actually you know, white.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 08:10 PM (tPrp3)

89
It's not "men" getting their dicks lasered. It's ladyboys and twinks. You'll note the doctor doing the procedure mentions it is the LGBTQXYZ community mostly.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:10 PM (8O3HH)

90 Latest thing at Chernobyl is to make your dick radioactive so it'll glow in the dark.

Drives the chicks wild!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:10 PM (h6rWz)

91 >>> I want mine to look like Sinatra at the Trop.

Yours can sing? I am impress.

Posted by: fluffy at January 04, 2018 08:10 PM (cHbmY)

92 May your days be merry and bright.

And may all your penises be white...

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:11 PM (5Isv3)

93 Well that was what I told when we stopped there in the 80s. I mean I never experienced that aspect of the culture. Mostly visits to art and history museums while we were in Phuket.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (tnRJU)

Sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:11 PM (h6rWz)

94 I'll paint your wang for $99.95!

Posted by: Earl Scheib at January 04, 2018 08:11 PM (bc2Lc)

95 "I think every man, if he's being honest, wants his dick to look like a bald Robert Smith of The Cure."

My aim is for a Richard Moll look for my wang.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (xJa6I)

You're both going to end up with Billy Barty lookalikes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:11 PM (8gDQu)

96 I knew Dick Whiter back in '75. Congenial fellow.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (1ZQzJ)

97

Is this a form of cultural appropriation?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (SiINZ)

98 I saw Whitesnake open for BonJovi back in 87.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (tPrp3)

99 David Carradine could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (+lOpA)

100 75 Robert Smith?

I want mine to look like Sinatra at the Trop.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (ul9CR)

How do you tie the little bow tie?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (tMFgx)

101 I doubt many "L"s in the LGBT "community" are getting their dicks whitened.

Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (ANIFC)

102 And so, yet again, I find myself wondering whether civilizational collapse is a thing to be dreaded or welcomed....

Looks like it's gonna be one of *those* years.

Posted by: T at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (MmeCn)

103 You're both going to end up with Billy Barty lookalikes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:11 PM (8gDQu)

So which is better? A penis extension or weave?

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (zCyNd)

104 I think every man, if he's being honest, wants his dick to look like a bald Robert Smith of The Cure.
-------
Who loves ya, baby?
Posted by: Detective Lieutenant Theo Kojak at January 04, 2018 08:08 PM (QCX64)

Good times, indeed!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (2sCft)

105

Pinstripes?

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (5Isv3)

106 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0VgUoZsCaM

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 08:13 PM (oVJmc)

107 94 I'll paint your wang for $99.95!
Posted by: Earl Scheib at January 04, 2018 08:11 PM (bc2Lc)
.....................
Enamel only...???

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 04, 2018 08:13 PM (yhf6w)

108 I doubt many "L"s in the LGBT "community" are getting their dicks whitened.

Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (ANIFC)

That Maddow Guy: Sez you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2018 08:13 PM (SiINZ)

109 A Whiter Shade of Dick

Posted by: Procol Harum at January 04, 2018 08:13 PM (gSwpy)

110
The world is retarded
Posted by: jsg

It's gonna get an education soon.

Posted by: World War 3 at January 04, 2018 08:13 PM (IqV8l)

111 OT (you're welcome!): Der Trumpentwatter is good again today, worth checking. He touches on the Norks (with a perfect concise jab at the Beltway clueless so hysterical about his verbal sparring with Kim), the NFL, voter ID, and illegal migration.

I believe he's attending the college championship next week (right after he announces the Fake News awards??) - anyone think he'll be going to the Super Bowl (or getting his mug on TV somewhere around it, like the affirmative action intern always did?).

On immigration, I fear his tick-list of what must be done is missing several key items. I'm assuming he's teeing up the possible trade terms for DACA. Even Kris Kobach, illegal migration lawfare warrior extraordinaire, left a few off in an interview yesterday. The WH/good guys have ALL the cards on this, the DACA-niks are desperate and have zero leverage. Go for it all, Donnie Two Scoops. Never seen such a perfect alignment of great policy and great politics - it's a rarity, don't squander it.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 04, 2018 08:13 PM (QDnY+)

112 I knew Dick Whiter back in '75. Congenial fellow.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (1ZQzJ)

Had a tendency to spout off.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 04, 2018 08:13 PM (zCyNd)

113 Why don't they just free Willie standing in front of one of those Christmas laser lights while shouting ho ho ho?

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 04, 2018 08:13 PM (/DvFd)

114 So in other words they show up to some laser place in Bangkok and show the guy a picture of Chris Mathews and say, "I want it to look just like him".

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 08:13 PM (tPrp3)

115 Pinstripes?

No..slimming effect.

Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2018 08:14 PM (+lOpA)

116
White Wang - a follow up book by Jack London didn't quite get the sales.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2018 08:14 PM (r+sAi)

117 So, Thailand you say. Where exactly in Thailand, so I know to avoid it.

Posted by: Kim Jung err....Smith, yeah, Smith at January 04, 2018 08:14 PM (LAe3v)

118 So what's the deal with Thailand? I know Japan can use the "we were nuked!" excuse to explain their weirdness.

Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 08:14 PM (ANIFC)

119 So which is better? A penis extension or weave?

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 04, 2018 08:12 PM (zCyNd)

Ooh. They haven't thought of a penis weave, yet. You could make millions!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:14 PM (8gDQu)

120 >>>most clients were aged between 22 and 55-years-old with many from Thailand's LGBT community.

I'm surprised it's not ~100%. Most women don't seem to be interested in looking at men's junk, so why waste money on such a procedure, unless your SO was the type of person who would *ahem* appreciate it?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 08:14 PM (/qEW2)

121 It's a nice day for a white waaang...

Posted by: Billy Idol. at January 04, 2018 08:15 PM (tPrp3)

122 So what's the deal with Thailand? I know Japan can use the "we were nuked!" excuse to explain their weirdness.

Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 08:14 PM (ANIFC)

Is a puzzlement.

Posted by: Yul Brynner at January 04, 2018 08:15 PM (zCyNd)

123 114 So in other words they show up to some laser place in Bangkok and show the guy a picture of Chris Mathews and say, "I want it to look just like him".
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 08:13 PM (tPrp3)

... then they got out a funnel and a bottle of grain alcohol. That's when I started running.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:15 PM (T28di)

124 What in the everlovingfuck! Why?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 04, 2018 08:15 PM (0OmEj)

125 I know Japan can use the "we were nuked!" excuse to explain their weirdness.

Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 08:14 PM (ANIFC)

What's Germany's excuse?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:16 PM (8gDQu)

126 Bleach. Dick Bleach.

Posted by: Agent 006 at January 04, 2018 08:16 PM (QCX64)

127 The white penis really makes the jelly pop during sex.

Posted by: Thai Twink at January 04, 2018 08:16 PM (aN6O8)

128 Ooh. They haven't thought of a penis weave, yet. You could make millions!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:14 PM (8gDQu)

Only if I get the contract with the school board when it becomes mandatory.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 04, 2018 08:16 PM (zCyNd)

129 I'm hoping to gawd that just now many first-time viewers came over to the HQ, at the reco of their woke right-wing friends, to check out this ace thing - and were greeted by this post.

Perfect.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 04, 2018 08:16 PM (QDnY+)

130 That guy from The Hills Have Eyes was the epitome of dickhead

Posted by: jsg at January 04, 2018 08:16 PM (gSwpy)

131 ???

Posted by: Zombie Wilt Chamberland at January 04, 2018 08:16 PM (U5Xeq)

132 What's Germany's excuse?

The Germans, by comparison, are the height of normality. Yeah, there's the whole scat thing, but overall.....

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 08:17 PM (LAe3v)

133 What's Germany's excuse?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
...

Bombed Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Bluto at January 04, 2018 08:17 PM (5Isv3)

134 What color did the pirate get his lil' bosun lasered into?

Arrrrrr-gyle!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:17 PM (T28di)

135 >> So what's the deal with Thailand?

50% of their GDP is ladyboys, I think.

Thai girls have always been in high demand (and I must say a lot of this wasn't pleasant and still isn't -- girls basically being sold into sex slavery).

And then the boys looking like girls are in demand to with those who have that bent.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:17 PM (8O3HH)

136 Germany's excuse is that they just really like poop.

Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2018 08:17 PM (jHrzU)

137
Is a puzzlement.
Posted by: Yul Brynner

Let it be whitened. Let it be done.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 08:17 PM (IqV8l)

138 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:11 PM

I bought a very nice piece of artwork there. Took about 6 hours to have it put on and was completely healed by the time we reached Perth.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2018 08:18 PM (tnRJU)

139 This is not about Megyn Kelley. Why?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 04, 2018 08:18 PM (EZebt)

140 Could I just get racing stripes?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

141 "But what's this long face about, Mr. Starbuck; wilt thou not chase the white wang? Art not game for Moby Dick?"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 08:19 PM (qJtVm)

142 Germany's excuse is that they just really like poop.

Scheiss is nice!!

Posted by: Fritz Von Pumpernickel at January 04, 2018 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

143 Well that was what I told when we stopped there in the 80s.

Two years ago ... I hope like Hell to never go back.

Stayed at the Hard Rock in Pattaya. People were all nice as Hell ... but they're so fucking poor and desperate that it felt shitty to accept their courtesy. You look their workmen in the eye ... and they'd just look down. Twenty year old girls wanting to talk to my forty year old ass. That's fucked up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 04, 2018 08:19 PM (2mXfd)

144 Actually, this might have applications in other contexts. You know the "intactivists", anti-circumcision people? This tech could allow mohels to conduct painless, bloodless circumcisions. Win/win.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 08:19 PM (/qEW2)

145 Could I just get racing stripes?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 08:18 PM

How about flames with some metallic fleck? We'll call it a lowrider.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 08:19 PM (tPrp3)

146 >>> What's Germany's excuse?

Oh, I don't know...

Posted by: Sir Arthur 'Bomber' Harris at January 04, 2018 08:19 PM (cHbmY)

147 I want my penis to look like cnn's Brian Steltler.

Oh wait, it already does. And it looks better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:19 PM (3BFzK)

148 That's a common misconception, Cold Bear. Most women do in fact want to see it; they especially like it when you put on a little show for them.

Posted by: Louis C.K. at January 04, 2018 08:19 PM (H5knJ)

149 95 "I think every man, if he's being honest, wants his dick to look like a bald Robert Smith of The Cure."

My aim is for a Richard Moll look for my wang.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 04, 2018 08:09 PM (xJa6I)

You're both going to end up with Billy Barty lookalikes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:11 PM (8gDQu)

That might be an upgrade over my...wait for it...Peter Dinklage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 04, 2018 08:20 PM (xJa6I)

150 If things haven't changed, prostitution for young women in rural/small town Thailand is a normal thing. They go to a different village, of course. But I knew someone who lived there for years on some public health study, spoke the language fluently, described the cat house at the edge of town as a normal institution in most places. Staffed by youngsters from another area. It was "normal".

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 04, 2018 08:20 PM (QDnY+)

151 Now that we've broached the topic, I'm actually a little surprised that there aren't any Dayglo tattoos, genital or otherwise. Just imagine, you turn out the lights, and there it is.

Julie Andrews, of all people, was in a movie with a guy with a phosphorescent condom. I'm sure she's never regretted that choice.

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 08:20 PM (LAe3v)

152 "Aye, aye! and I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white wang on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 08:20 PM (qJtVm)

153 There once was a Thai from Nantucket.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 08:20 PM (tPrp3)

154 Never seen such a perfect alignment of great policy and great politics - it's a rarity, don't squander it.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 04, 2018 08:13 PM (QDnY+)

No, indeed. Ram it home!

And yeah, we're not doing phrasing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:21 PM (h6rWz)

155 Sitz on the toilet, fur ihn und fur sie
Not only for poopen, but also for pee

Posted by: Grundstufe Miklos at January 04, 2018 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

156
I want my penis to look like Josh Wedon.

Oh wait, it already does. And it looks better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:21 PM (3BFzK)

157

Who loves ya , baby?

Posted by: zombie Telly Savalas at January 04, 2018 08:21 PM (5Isv3)

158 Did MeAgain get cancelled yet?

You never hear much anymore about her sad, failing show that no one wants to appear on.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 04, 2018 08:21 PM (ul9CR)

159 Jim Comey
Keith Ellison
Tom Nichols
Steve Bannon
thai whitening

It's been a dick day at the HQ

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2018 08:21 PM (EzdLW)

160 Every time I think US culture is a cesspool, I see shit like this.

Fuck this planet, I want off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 04, 2018 08:21 PM (lLeln)

161 Germany's excuse is that they just really like poop.

Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2018 08:17 PM (jHrzU)

I guess if their favorite sport bans the use of hands it isn't a far cry to see that their favorite sex might ban the use of genitals, so to speak.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:21 PM (8gDQu)

162 Yeah baby everything is coming back in style since DJT is in the White House!! Talk about winning!!!
NFL players hardest hit..

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 04, 2018 08:22 PM (U5Xeq)

163
I want my penis to look like Max Boot.

Oh wait, it already does. And it looks better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:22 PM (3BFzK)

164 FU AHAB! You taste like chicken!

Posted by: The Great White Wang at January 04, 2018 08:22 PM (UdKB7)

165 Thai Men Paying $650 to Have Their Dicks Lasered Until They're Whiter
...

And here, all this time, I've been wasting money on flowers, candy and jewelry.

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:23 PM (5Isv3)

166 Wow. This Monique chick on Tucker's show = patronizing witch.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #KStateWonTheirs at January 04, 2018 08:23 PM (Ch2LU)

167 I guess if their favorite sport bans the use of hands it isn't a far cry to see that their favorite sex might ban the use of genitals, so to speak.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:21 PM (8gDQu)

They're favorite position is the 96.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:23 PM (T28di)

168
I want my penis to look like Bill Kristol.

Oh wait, it already does. And it looks better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:23 PM (3BFzK)

169 125 I know Japan can use the "we were nuked!" excuse to explain their weirdness.

Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 08:14 PM (ANIFC)

What's Germany's excuse?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:16 PM (8gDQu)

Between us, the UK & the Russians, the conventional bomb equivalent of two nukes.

Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 08:23 PM (ANIFC)

170 Posted by: ScoggDog at January 04, 2018 08:19 PM (2mXfd)

Well then, it hasn't changed much. That's sad.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2018 08:23 PM (tnRJU)

171

To turn a white shade of ~~pale~~ penis..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2018 08:24 PM (SiINZ)

172
Parents there routinely sell their children into prostitution. The rural areas are dirt poor.

I remember some feminist fussing about "Caitlyn", saying men get all the breaks. Even when they decide they're women, they get all the attention.

Apparently that's so with the ladyboys. Some rural boy can make a relative fortune and support the whole damn family by becoming ladyboy.

I can see his father. "Yep, that's my son, we'rere so proud. He sucks Roundeye cock and lets them bugger him for a living."

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:24 PM (8O3HH)

173
"...I sold a white one for $30, a black one for $60 and your thermos for $100."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2018 08:24 PM (ofLkZ)

174 >>> I think every man, if he's being honest, wants his dick to look like a bald Robert Smith of The Cure.

How about the lead from Midnight Oil?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 04, 2018 08:24 PM (Eu5eZ)

175
I want my penis to look like friend of the blog's Rick Wilson.

Oh wait, it already does. And it looks better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:24 PM (3BFzK)

176 Now that we've broached the topic, I'm actually a little surprised that there aren't any Dayglo tattoos, genital or otherwise. Just imagine, you turn out the lights, and there it is.

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 08:20 PM (LAe3v)

Yeah, I wouldn't do that (needless to say). Most fluorescent and phosphorescent compounds are flat and aromatic, perfect for intercalating into DNA. See, e.g., benzo[a]pyrene, and acridine orange. And nucleic acid intercalators are a good bet generally to be powerful carcinogens.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:25 PM (h6rWz)

177 There once was a Thai from Nantucket, whos cock was so dark he said Phukett

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 08:25 PM (tPrp3)

178 We need a limerick for this thread.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 04, 2018 08:25 PM (/DvFd)

179 There's not enough fentanyl in the world to get me to try that.

Posted by: zombie Michael Jackson at January 04, 2018 08:25 PM (zCyNd)

180 Well Thai chicks must like it..
Once you go white
You'll do it all night

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 04, 2018 08:26 PM (U5Xeq)

181 168
I want my penis to look like Bill Kristol.

Sounds like an excuse to beat the everlovn' hell out of it every day.

Posted by: jsg at January 04, 2018 08:26 PM (gSwpy)

182 What is this 'PornHub'?

Hmmm...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 04, 2018 08:26 PM (Eu5eZ)

183 My head is going to explode. I have started muting half of Tucker's guests, tbh.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #KStateWonTheirs at January 04, 2018 08:26 PM (Ch2LU)

184
I want my penis to look like John Podhoretz.

Oh wait, it already does. And it looks better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:26 PM (3BFzK)

185 Yeah, I wouldn't do that (needless to say). Most fluorescent and phosphorescent compounds are flat and aromatic, perfect for intercalating into DNA. See, e.g., benzo[a]pyrene, and acridine orange. And nucleic acid intercalators are a good bet generally to be powerful carcinogens.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:25 PM (h6rWz)

You can sell them in Silicon Valley as "Live Tattoos"!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2018 08:26 PM (8gDQu)

186 Thais.

Crazyer than shit house rats but as nice as a mamasan after a drink and a big daddy baht tip.

Yin and yang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 04, 2018 08:26 PM (EoRCO)

187 White penis! I don't even want to think about THAT!

Posted by: Oprah at January 04, 2018 08:26 PM (QE8X6)

188 Sounds like an excuse to beat the everlovn' hell out of it every day.

Posted by: jsg at January 04, 2018 08:26 PM (gSwpy)

=======

Brings a new meaning to "Punching the Clown."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:27 PM (3BFzK)

189 Cuomo Plans to Sue U.S. Government Over State Tax Break Change

"Make no mistake, they're robbing the blue states to give money to red states," Cuomo said

Uh no dick head you're robbing people in New York

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2018 08:27 PM (SiINZ)

190 White penis! I don't even want to think about THAT!
Posted by: Oprah at January 04, 2018 08:26 PM

Word

Posted by: Any Kardashian at January 04, 2018 08:27 PM (tPrp3)

191 165 Thai Men Paying $650 to Have Their Dicks Lasered Until They're Whiter
...

And here, all this time, I've been wasting money on flowers, candy and jewelry.
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:23 PM (5Isv3)

Ah, but the flaw is that dick whitening is of no avail until the moment of truth, which requires the flowers, candy, jewelry and other shit to get to. By that point, it's all over but the shouting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:27 PM (h6rWz)

192 There once was a Thai from Nantucket, whos cock was so dark he said Phukett
..

He said with hoot, as he whitened his root...

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:27 PM (5Isv3)

193 Lasers?!?

Why don't they just use wiener bleach?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 04, 2018 08:27 PM (pvjTE)

194 650.00 is actually cheap, but then again they're Asian so there's not as much to whiten.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 04, 2018 08:28 PM (ul9CR)

195 Why don't they just use wiener bleach?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 04, 2018 08:27 PM (pvjTE)

You're soaking in it!

Posted by: Madge at January 04, 2018 08:28 PM (zCyNd)

196 Whiter dicks?

Racist bastards!

Posted by: BoyNSea at January 04, 2018 08:28 PM (Kh5Q4)

197 How do you breathe through that small, white thing?!

Posted by: asian elephant talking to a naked thai ladyboy at January 04, 2018 08:28 PM (QCX64)

198 34 Here's a crazy idea: how about being happy with how you were born?

No. But I'm not going to mutilate myself.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 04, 2018 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

199 Uncircumsized guys' dicks look like Telly Savalas wearing a turtle neck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:28 PM (h6rWz)

200 Bleach Your Naughty Bits

Posted by: Hillary at January 04, 2018 08:28 PM (gSwpy)

201 Why don't they just use wiener bleach?

======

Pro-Tip: Don't buy your wiener bleach from the dollar store.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:29 PM (3BFzK)

202 here once was a Thai from Nantucket, whos cock was so dark he said Phukett
..
He said with hoot, as he whitened his root...
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:27 PM (5Isv3)

If it pleases the John I'll just Tuck It !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 04, 2018 08:29 PM (2mXfd)

203
My head is going to explode. I have started muting half of Tucker's guests, tbh.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #KStateWonTheirs at January 04, 2018 08:26 PM

I think he's trying to get me to join the Klan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 08:29 PM (IqV8l)

204 Whiter dicks?

Racist bastards!
Posted by: BoyNSea at January 04, 2018 08:28 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: Sean King at January 04, 2018 08:29 PM (tPrp3)

205 Once you go white you'll come out at night!

Posted by: Edgar Winter's Weenie at January 04, 2018 08:29 PM (UdKB7)

206 194 650.00 is actually cheap, but then again they're Asian so there's not as much to whiten.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 04, 2018 08:28 PM (ul9CR)

Maybe they charge by the inch?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:29 PM (h6rWz)

207
I want my penis to look like John Podhoretz.

In a turtleneck?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

208 Uh no dick head you're robbing people in New York
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2018 08:27 PM (SiINZ)

Seriously, how nuts are these people to think this way? They steal money from their own State's citizens, then steal more money from every other State's citizens to give back to their own citizens to make up for it, and somehow *WE* are "stealing" by putting a stop to that?

Blood Temp > 212 degF. Initiating abort sequence in 3... 2...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:29 PM (T28di)

209 Pro-Tip: Don't buy your wiener bleach from the dollar store.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:29 PM (3BFzK)

They sell that?

Posted by: Huma at January 04, 2018 08:29 PM (zCyNd)

210 I want mine done to look like Brock Lesnar.

Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 04, 2018 08:30 PM (aN6O8)

211 My penis looks like an albino Darth Vader.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 04, 2018 08:30 PM (Eu5eZ)

212 Cuomo Plans to Sue U.S. Government Over State Tax Break Change

That's how I know it was the right thing to do.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2018 08:30 PM (clYld)

213
Our "community" here is doing the dick bleaching too, I see. They've been selling this stuff for womyn's nethers, and the gay community does it for theirs as well, the internet just tells me.

Note that bleach is not chlorine bleach, but some skin lightening crap, would be a better term. But bleach just sounds so much funnier.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:30 PM (8O3HH)

214 194 650.00 is actually cheap, but then again they're Asian so there's not as much to whiten.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 04, 2018 08:28 PM (ul9CR)

"She said they use a very small laser."

I swear to God, that's in the actual article.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 04, 2018 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

215 I'm launching a new brand of raw water called Dick Bright. The tag line will be "It's an all natural dick bleacher!"

I'm gonna be rich!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2018 08:31 PM (gC2IV)

216 Why don't they just use wiener bleach?
======
Pro-Tip: Don't buy your wiener bleach from the dollar store.
...

True. It's important to establish a relationship with your local pharmacist. They can guide you through the various wiener bleach options, including the generic brands.

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:31 PM (5Isv3)

217 "Seriously, how nuts are these people to think this way? They steal
money from their own State's citizens, then steal more money from every
other State's citizens to give back to their own citizens to make up for
it, and somehow *WE* are "stealing" by putting a stop to that?

Blood Temp > 212 degF. Initiating abort sequence in 3... 2..."

=============

In the 90s I was in Alaska and a sign above the bar (where I was paying $10 for a Bud) said:

"WE SCREW THE NEXT GUY AND PASS THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:31 PM (3BFzK)

218 You been here 4 houa! You go now!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 08:31 PM (tPrp3)

219 A laser ? Hey, how come you don't have a laser, Woody?

Posted by: Mr Potato Head at January 04, 2018 08:31 PM (gSwpy)

220 In Thailand one bottle of white out would last a weiner whitning Doctor about a month..

We have veeeeery small penis you American penis sooo huge.. via south Park

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 04, 2018 08:31 PM (U5Xeq)

221 My head is going to explode. I have started muting half of Tucker's guests, tbh.
Posted by: Shopgirl
----------

TC: "So you think it is fine to discriminate on the basis of race?"

Guest: "Yes."

TC: "So you're a racist, right?"

Guest: "No."

TC: *?!*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2018 08:31 PM (w1zJX)

222 Clorcox!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 08:31 PM (tPrp3)

223 Bhatter up!!!

Posted by: don lemon at January 04, 2018 08:32 PM (QCX64)

224 Note that bleach is not chlorine bleach, but some skin lightening crap, would be a better term. But bleach just sounds so much funnier.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:30 PM (8O3HH)

"Bleach" just refers generically to anything that lightens color (as in "sun-bleached"). Most people associate the term with chlorine-based bleach, but that's only because they're not familiar with other bleaches.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:32 PM (h6rWz)

225 I want my dick to look like a Saturn V rocket with NASA tatooed on the side.

Posted by: Buzzed Armstrong at January 04, 2018 08:32 PM (UdKB7)

226 the old Micheal Jackson treatment on the wang? Hell no.

Posted by: Bosk at January 04, 2018 07:56 PM (fjMEv)

========

Although he bleached his skin, that was the one area of his body he did *not* get treated.

He had vitiligo, which causes a blotchy skin appearance due to melanin loss in certain irregular patches.

Some of the most damning evidence against him in his first trial was that the victim described the blotches that he had on his genitalia. The police took photos of Jackson's junk and it matched. That to me should have been enough for a conviction.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 08:32 PM (/qEW2)

227 Maybe they charge by the inch?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:29 PM (h6rWz)

It's Thailand, by the centimeter.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 04, 2018 08:32 PM (5RPP5)

228
Paying someone to shoot a laser at tour winkie because you want it lighter?

ARE YOU FOOKING INSANE?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2018 08:32 PM (pNxlR)

229
Amazon has "My Pink Privates" for both men and women, it says. Well, twinks, but they can't say that.

Then there's the favorite "My Pink Wink Cream".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:33 PM (8O3HH)

230 I get you need to put up a New story every once in a while but IF this is all you can find, just let they old one go

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 04, 2018 08:33 PM (y3aQB)

231 Pretty sure we could package Clorox in a jar as a DIY method.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2018 08:34 PM (9tO1t)

232 216 Why don't they just use wiener bleach?
======
Pro-Tip: Don't buy your wiener bleach from the dollar store.
...

True. It's important to establish a relationship with your local pharmacist. They can guide you through the various wiener bleach options, including the generic brands.

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:31 PM (5Isv3)

When in doubt, just bleach half of it, and see if you like the effect.

You can also win a lot of barroom bets that way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:34 PM (h6rWz)

233 When in doubt, just bleach half of it, and see if you like the effect.

You can also win a lot of barroom bets that way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:34 PM (h6rWz)

A two-tone tallywhacker?

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 04, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs)

234 Why would these Asian dudes pay money to mock my 2 and 2/3 inches of raging Irish fury?

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:34 PM (5Isv3)

235 I measure up quite well to those dink twinks.

Posted by: Brooke Baldin at January 04, 2018 08:35 PM (aN6O8)

236 Pro Tip: Test out your wiener bleach on a small area that you won't notice if things go wrong. That way you get the right wiener bleach for your type of wiener.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:36 PM (3BFzK)

237 I've got more of a 'fat Billy Corgan' thing going...

Posted by: Abiss at January 04, 2018 08:36 PM (L6Zpd)

238 Paying someone to shoot a laser at tour winkie because you want it lighter?

ARE YOU FOOKING INSANE?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
--------------

Same device that's used for carving bulldozer blades. You just have to hope that they remember to turn the knob down from 'Bulldozer' to 'Dick'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2018 08:36 PM (9tO1t)

239 I was in the antique business. You use a brass bristled brush to prep the surface, clean with alcohol, and then apply a high concentration hydrogen peroxide.

Industry standards are different, it would seem.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 04, 2018 08:36 PM (HLMX1)

240 'When in doubt, just bleach half of it, and see if you like the effect. '

Like those guys on Star Trek, black on one side and white on the other. Right down the middle.

Posted by: Buzzed Armstrong at January 04, 2018 08:36 PM (UdKB7)

241 they should just tattoo them so they glow in the dark. for easy retrieval. fuckin idjits.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 08:37 PM (KP5rU)

242 I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.

Posted by: Murray Head at January 04, 2018 08:37 PM (BNy+G)

243 233
With pin striping and a spoiler.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 04, 2018 08:38 PM (HLMX1)

244 So throbbing boners are now purple heads and white shafts and tan balls.

It's like the Willy Wonka Factory of cocks.

Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 04, 2018 08:38 PM (aN6O8)

245 237 I've got more of a 'fat Billy Corgan' thing going...
Posted by: Abiss at January 04, 2018 08:36 PM (L6Zpd)
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Let me out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 08:38 PM (qJtVm)

246 241 they should just tattoo them so they glow in the dark. for easy retrieval. fuckin idjits.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 08:37 PM (KP5rU)

Once again, Chavez be preachin'!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 04, 2018 08:38 PM (xJa6I)

247 225 I want my dick to look like a Saturn V rocket with NASA tatooed on the side.
Posted by: Buzzed Armstrong at January 04, 2018 08:32 PM (UdKB7)

And it would only say NASA when in repose.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2018 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

248 If they come out with wiener bleach in a condom, I would have to get the magnum size.....by Thai standards.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:38 PM (3BFzK)

249 236 Pro Tip: Test out your wiener bleach on a small area that you won't notice if things go wrong. That way you get the right wiener bleach for your type of wiener.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:36 PM (3BFzK)

If your wang is color-fast you're out of luck.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 04, 2018 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

250 The same hospital stirred controversy last year for touting a cosmetic procedure called a "3D Vagina" in which the customer's own body fat is used to make genitalia more plump.

Ah finally...

Posted by: Trump the pussy slayer at January 04, 2018 08:38 PM (U5Xeq)

251 239 I was in the antique business. You use a brass bristled brush to prep the surface, clean with alcohol, and then apply a high concentration hydrogen peroxide.

Industry standards are different, it would seem.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 04, 2018 08:36 PM (HLMX1)

Concentrated hydrogen peroxide (30%, as opposed to the 3% at CVS) turns the skin white immediately (albeit briefly). As you probably found out, if you slopped any of it on yourself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:38 PM (h6rWz)

252 I think I'd rather endure the cargo net tattoo on the scrotum (a sailor thing) than having my pecker lasered.

Posted by: BoyNSea at January 04, 2018 08:39 PM (Kh5Q4)

253 When I want to make my penis whiter ( not that I have to, being of Scotch-Irish heritage) but on those rare occasions when you need to turn your tuna stabber into Casper the Friendly Ghost.. like for a Halloween party or something, I just dip it into a drinking fountain at The Atlantic....or Buzzfeed

Posted by: Han Yolo at January 04, 2018 08:39 PM (0dcbK)

254
This bleaching stuff is an example of the wonder of the free market in action. The anal bleach thing started back around 2005, in CA (where else) when E! TV ran some show that featured some porn star getting hers bleached.

Well. Just imagine a bunch of Real Housewives of Wherever sitting around watching that. They all feigned disgust, I'm sure, then secretly went and were bending over in front of mirrors and all that trying to decide if there's needed touching up.

The spas started getting calls about it. And a new industry was born.

They started making all kinds of such bleaching creams.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:39 PM (8O3HH)

255 Thailand continues to be on the cutting edge of medicine.

Cutting. Edge.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at January 04, 2018 08:39 PM (398bZ)

256 Ah finally...
Posted by: Trump the pussy slayer at January 04, 2018 08:38 PM (U5Xeq)

Yeesh... new meaning to "Love Handle", I tell 'ya.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:39 PM (T28di)

257 Ace has been watching the Director's Cut and Outtakes of White Shadow, I see.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2018 08:40 PM (A7EKR)

258 Who wants a fat pussy?

Oh..... Never mind.

Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 04, 2018 08:40 PM (aN6O8)

259 Once mole unto the bleach, deal fliends!

Fuck you! It's art, you ching-chongs!

Posted by: rosie's shakespeare tour in thailand at January 04, 2018 08:40 PM (QCX64)

260 650.00 is actually cheap, but then again they're Asian so there's not as much to whiten.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 04, 2018 08:28 PM (ul9CR)

"We have to be careful because it's a sensitive part of the body," Bunthita said, adding most clients were aged between 22 and 55-years-old with many from Thailand's LGBT community. She said they use a very small laser.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2018 08:40 PM (SiINZ)

261 They started making all kinds of such bleaching creams.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:39 PM (8O3HH)

Oil of Hole-ay?

Posted by: Miklos at January 04, 2018 08:40 PM (zCyNd)

262 "Ace has been watching the Director's Cut and Outtakes of White Shadow, I see.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2018 08:40 PM (A7EKR)"
==
Heh, and HEH!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:41 PM (3BFzK)

263 Like those guys on Star Trek, black on one side and white on the other. Right down the middle.
Posted by: Buzzed Armstrong at January 04, 2018 08:36 PM (UdKB7)

Ah, group theory FTW. Could be that, or proximal half white, distal half black, or a checkboard pattern, or any number of other possibilities, depending on what you in this context consider to be an irreducible representation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 08:41 PM (h6rWz)

264 My extensive research on PornHub tells me they're doing it wrong.
...

"Pornhub Researcher"

Help me, Indeed.com.

You're my only hope.

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:41 PM (5Isv3)

265 Couldn't They just soak it in Apple Cidar Vinegar for 30minutes a day?

Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 04, 2018 08:41 PM (aN6O8)

266 Speaking of white, it stopped snowing here around 3pm. But it has been windy all day and it's gotten worse.

Looking and listening out my window now reminds me of the end of "The Thing" howling winds and snow blowing all over the place.

If my neighbors start their bonfire tonight it will be a near perfect match.

(Doubt they will even open the door tonight it might blow off it's hinge.)

Posted by: Big V at January 04, 2018 08:42 PM (MVE/7)

267 The penis whitier than the pork sword.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 04, 2018 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

268 265 Couldn't They just soak it in Apple Cidar Vinegar for 30minutes a day?
Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 04, 2018 08:41 PM (aN6O

That's for girth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 04, 2018 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

269 Penis, the other white meat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:42 PM (3BFzK)

270 https://tinyurl.com/y7zrykux

Robert Smith 2016. Oh Lord that's gonna give you nightmares.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 04, 2018 08:42 PM (ZuGkg)

271 No customer reviews ?

Posted by: jsg at January 04, 2018 08:43 PM (gSwpy)

272 You have soo big penis..
https://tinyurl.com/yagn9jga

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 04, 2018 08:43 PM (U5Xeq)

273 I'm surprised ... over 250 comments in ... that nobody has referred to The Little Gentleman as a "Brian Dennehy".

Sad.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 04, 2018 08:43 PM (2mXfd)

274 I hooked it up to a 3D printer and went home with four balls!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

275 Seriously, Ace. When you woke up this morning, did you tell yourself, "I think it's time to write about Thai men making their dicks white!"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 04, 2018 08:43 PM (arhmY)

276 lasering mr. winky to get it whiter is the most racist thing you can do. should just take a sharpie to em. you can have any color you want. i vote purple.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 08:43 PM (KP5rU)

277 274 I hooked it up to a 3D printer and went home with four balls!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

Did you.... walk?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:43 PM (T28di)

278 >> Oil of Hole-ay?

My Pink Wink -- that's a real name. Look it up on Amazon. THey've got a shit ton of them.

Also vulva bleaching.

I accidentally stumbled across a page of some gal showing the results of her vulval(or is it vulvar) bleaching adventure. Before and after, and in the middle.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:44 PM (8O3HH)

279
Looking and listening out my window now reminds me of the end of "The Thing" howling winds and snow blowing all over the place.

Don't let a dog in.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

280 It's a frozen tundra outside my window.

A sort of icy-snowy mix covering everything and still coming down pretty good, and temps well below zero.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 04, 2018 08:44 PM (ul9CR)

281 270 https://tinyurl.com/y7zrykux

Robert Smith 2016. Oh Lord that's gonna give you nightmares.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 04, 2018 08:42 PM (ZuGkg)
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Whoa. He looks like Terry Jones from Monty Python, minus the nudity and organ playing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 08:45 PM (qJtVm)

282 Ummm, no.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 04, 2018 08:45 PM (dZ756)

283 274 I hooked it up to a 3D printer and went home with four balls!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

Do they work like those clackers that everybody's parents hated?

Posted by: Miklos at January 04, 2018 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

284 The frozen tundra outside my window reminded me of the first time I gazed at my turgid bleached penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:45 PM (3BFzK)

285 i would go with two tone. for that retro look. maybe some big ass tail fins too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 08:46 PM (KP5rU)

286 259 Once mole unto the bleach, deal fliends!

Fuck you! It's art, you ching-chongs!
Posted by: rosie's shakespeare tour in thailand at January 04, 2018 08:40 PM (QCX64)

Thank God for spare keyboards...

Posted by: Abiss at January 04, 2018 08:46 PM (L6Zpd)

287 270 https://tinyurl.com/y7zrykux

Robert Smith 2016. Oh Lord that's gonna give you nightmares.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 04, 2018 08:42 PM (ZuGkg)

He's obviously not 29 any more. Unlike us.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2018 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

288 Would Your Penis Pass The Tissue Test?

https://is.gd/fWpeVN

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:47 PM (5Isv3)

289
Those half-color guys on Star Trek TOS had two tone dicks, I'm sure. One side white, the other black. And which side was which was important.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:47 PM (8O3HH)

290 Did someone say, "The same hospital stirred controversy last year for touting a cosmetic
procedure called a "3D Vagina" in which the customer's own body fat is
used to make genitalia more plump"?

Posted by: lena dunham's fupa at January 04, 2018 08:47 PM (QCX64)

291 >> i would go with two tone. for that retro look. maybe some big ass tail fins too.

Chrome Frenulum with Matching Curb Feelers.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2018 08:48 PM (A7EKR)

292
Robert Smith 2016. Oh Lord that's gonna give you nightmares.

Crazy Cat Lady!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 08:48 PM (oVJmc)

293 i would go with two tone. for that retro look. maybe some big ass tail fins too.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 08:46 PM (KP5rU)

Two is the perfect number of colors for ANY artistic effort.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at January 04, 2018 08:48 PM (2mXfd)

294 It's a chilly 50 in San Antone. Might have to put on a light jacket when I go out for beer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2018 08:48 PM (K5GTD)

295 I saw the Nucleaic Acid Intercalculators open for Dire Straits in 1985 at Rosemont

Posted by: Rod Serling at January 04, 2018 08:48 PM (ZSJgQ)

296 The penis whiter than the sword.

Posted by: that doesn't even make sense at January 04, 2018 08:48 PM (+lOpA)

297 I accidentally stumbled across a page of some gal showing the results of her vulval(or is it vulvar) bleaching adventure. Before and after, and in the middle.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:44 PM (8O3HH)

"Accidentally"?

Under arrest. Making false statements.

Posted by: Robert "so-white" Mueller at January 04, 2018 08:48 PM (zCyNd)

298 it's the other other white meat

Posted by: MAxIE at January 04, 2018 08:48 PM (9TR2V)

299 "Would Your Penis Pass The Tissue Test?

https://is.gd/fWpeVN

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:47 PM (5Isv3)"
---------------
I think we have reached "Peak Penis Bleaching."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:48 PM (3BFzK)

300 290: no, that was gold n plump. it was for chickens.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 08:49 PM (KP5rU)

301 Sock off

Posted by: Chuck C at January 04, 2018 08:49 PM (ZSJgQ)

302 No, Im a Thai coal miner on my honeymoon

Posted by: Another punchline at January 04, 2018 08:49 PM (5LpcG)

303 You know your Sexbot doesn'r care, right?

Posted by: Japanese Guy at January 04, 2018 08:49 PM (A7EKR)

304 I've always had a hankering for a hounds-tooth penis coloring.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2018 08:50 PM (3BFzK)

305 Those half-color guys on Star Trek TOS had two tone dicks, I'm sure. One side white, the other black. And which side was which was important.

Fuckin wannabe Sneetches

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Seuss at January 04, 2018 08:50 PM (tnRJU)

306 Compared to some other fads such as getting dye injected into your eyeballs, or having your face mutilated so that you can look like a reptile, this is mild by comparison. Even if they melt it off by accident, you won't look like a freak externally.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 08:50 PM (/qEW2)

307 Edgar Winter's Penis FTW

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 08:50 PM (oVJmc)

308 >> Under arrest. Making false statements.

Honest, Mr. Mueller. I'll just be sitting here, and all this awful stuff just pops up on my screen. I think it must be some sort of virus or something.

I'll look into getting it fixed. One of these decades. In the indefinite future. But it's terrible, I tell you.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:51 PM (8O3HH)

309 306: there you go, being practical again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 08:51 PM (KP5rU)

310 Maybe one of those 3D paintings?

Just just have to stare at it.

No, not like that...

relax your eyes.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2018 08:51 PM (A7EKR)

311 Wait'll they get a load of penis yarmulke's....you heard it here first

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 04, 2018 08:52 PM (0dcbK)

312 Moby Dick

Posted by: JoeF. at January 04, 2018 08:52 PM (mc8++)

313 I'm going to make mine paisly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 04, 2018 08:52 PM (+y/Ru)

314 Honest, Mr. Mueller. I'll just be sitting here, and all this awful stuff
just pops up on my screen. I think it must be some sort of virus or
something.
-------
Preach it, brother!

Posted by: kurt 'von' eichenwald, anime supporter at January 04, 2018 08:52 PM (QCX64)

315 add two black dots on mine and it looks just like McMuffin

Posted by: illiniwek at January 04, 2018 08:53 PM (otAqJ)

316 "After more than a day of silence, Apple confirmed Thursday that the Mac, iPhone and iPad are all affected by the recently disclosed massive chip vulnerability. "

Yep, they can hack into anything with a chip init. Really, what it is is Bob wants to do some remodeling. He wants to put a big open archway where that backdoor is.

Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 04, 2018 08:53 PM (LWdJM)

317 "No, officer"

" I was just sleeping on the sofa naked and my penis fell into this gallon jug of Clorox "

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:53 PM (5Isv3)

318 Plaid could be nice.

It just looks like a little mottle of color ... until it stretches out in all of its multi-color glory.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 04, 2018 08:53 PM (2mXfd)

319 i'm going to have mine done in turquoise blue and primer gray, like a 57 chevy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 08:54 PM (KP5rU)

320 Candy.

Apple.

Red.

with Flames.

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:54 PM (5Isv3)

321 192 There once was a Thai from Nantucket, whos cock was so dark he said Phukett
..

He said with hoot, as he whitened his root...
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:27 PM (5Isv3)

You can tell it color when you suck it

Posted by: The Rest of the Limerick at January 04, 2018 08:54 PM (BNy+G)

322
Another one I accidentally ran across was the pages of the these vulvaplasty/vaginoplasty plastic surgeons (designer vaginers).

They are very proud of their work.

Some of those gals, well, I don't blame 'em. Gross labial asymmetry, for instance. One inner flesh flap hanging way down, and the other barely sticking out. It looked just awful, poor things.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 08:54 PM (8O3HH)

323 I'm goin' for the rat-rod look on mine.

Just clear-coat right over the rust and scratches.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:55 PM (T28di)

324 really small, but still very hot flames.

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:55 PM (5Isv3)

325 Candy.
Apple.
Red.
with Flames.

And a mural with swords and hot chicks!

Posted by: Buzzed Armstrong at January 04, 2018 08:55 PM (UdKB7)

326 Hey, we've all been there, right?

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 04, 2018 08:55 PM (SIVRK)

327 >>And it would only say NASA when in repose.

Reminds me of that old joke about the guy who worked for the Jamaican tourism board. At rest his dick tattoo read WenDy.

When excited it read Welcome To Jamaica Mon, Have a Nice Day

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2018 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

328 No gals commenting on illustrated dicks.
Very interesting.

Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 04, 2018 08:56 PM (LWdJM)

329 Fusion GPS lost in court to hide bank record from House Panel... Deep State in Deep Doo Doo https://tinyurl.com/yac5sfr6

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 04, 2018 08:56 PM (U5Xeq)

330 324 really small, but still very hot flames.
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:55 PM (5Isv3)

"Is that a bic lighter down there?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:56 PM (T28di)

331 No gals commenting on illustrated dicks.
Very interesting.

Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 04, 2018 08:56 PM (LWdJM)

Busy with their sketch pads.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 04, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd)

332 Didja see Cory Booker's statement on pot?

Senator @CoryBooker on Attorney General Jeff Sessions' #marijuana policy change: "This is an attack on our most sacred ideals."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 04, 2018 08:57 PM (+y/Ru)

333 Has Sammy Sosa booked a flight to Thailand.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 04, 2018 08:57 PM (dKiJG)

334 Busy with their sketch pads.
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 04, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd)

One of the 'ettes turns out to be the Chip Foose of ding dongs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:57 PM (T28di)

335 328: they are busy looking for pictures of the next big thing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 08:57 PM (KP5rU)

336 Thai fertility rate is 1.5, well below replacement.
Now that would be an interesting study - how a culture's obsession with sexual fetishes/perversions affects fertility rates. Japan and Germany are both 1.4.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 08:57 PM (/qEW2)

337 226 the old Micheal Jackson treatment on the wang? Hell no.

Posted by: Bosk at January 04, 2018 07:56 PM (fjMEv)

========

Although he bleached his skin, that was the one area of his body he did *not* get treated.

He had vitiligo, which causes a blotchy skin appearance due to melanin loss in certain irregular patches.

Some of the most damning evidence against him in his first trial was that the victim described the blotches that he had on his genitalia. The police took photos of Jackson's junk and it matched. That to me should have been enough for a conviction.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 08:32 PM (/qEW2)

He called it Orca.

Posted by: Michael Jackson Victim at January 04, 2018 08:58 PM (BNy+G)

338 332 Didja see Cory Booker's statement on pot?

Senator @CoryBooker on Attorney General Jeff Sessions' #marijuana policy change: "This is an attack on our most sacred ideals."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 04, 2018 08:57 PM (+y/Ru)

Heh. Unless you're a devotee of Ras Tafari, shut your pie hole T-Bone.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 08:58 PM (T28di)

339 It looked just awful, poor things.

Said no one getting laid, ever.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2018 08:58 PM (tnRJU)

340 335
328: they are busy looking for pictures of the next big thing.
..

www.50percentoffanalbleaching.com

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 08:58 PM (5Isv3)

341 When I get mine done in Plaid ... gonna' make a YouTube vid with bagpipes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 04, 2018 08:59 PM (2mXfd)

342 The good thing about turning your disk into a Stormtrooper is there's no need for protection or birth control....they never hit a thing.

Posted by: Han Yolo at January 04, 2018 08:59 PM (0dcbK)

343 No gals commenting on illustrated dicks.
Very interesting.

Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 04, 2018 08:56 PM (LWdJM)
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Purple flake with a wizard.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 08:59 PM (qJtVm)

344 The 'ettes are looking at their watches and counting the minutes until the ONT.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2018 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

345 Where all the white penis at?

Posted by: Sherriff Bart at January 04, 2018 09:00 PM (FdNEK)

346 remember the "they only come out at night" album cover?

Posted by: concrete girl at January 04, 2018 09:00 PM (nBzBk)

347 333 Has Sammy Sosa booked a flight to Thailand.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 04, 2018 08:57 PM (dKiJG)

What's with the Sammy Sosa references? What have I missed?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 09:00 PM (9x8cY)

348 Three-Wolf Moon Penis Mural

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:00 PM (5Isv3)

349 now when somebody figures out how to shoot flames out of a dick, the we'll have something.would be fun at parties.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 09:01 PM (KP5rU)

350 White chicks dig white dicks!

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at January 04, 2018 09:01 PM (XWfIj)

351 349 now when somebody figures out how to shoot flames out of a dick, the we'll have something.would be fun at parties.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 09:01 PM (KP5rU)

I need some 151 and a turkey baster. STAT!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 09:02 PM (T28di)

352 >> What's with the Sammy Sosa references? What
>> have I missed?

I think he's been bleaching his skin, or has been accused of it.

Either that, or he's been chasing trannies.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 09:02 PM (8O3HH)

353 I skipped the article but I'm getting the impression that having a big red throbbing dong is out of fashion?

Say it isn't so!

Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2018 09:03 PM (bJ0w+)

354 Purple flake with a wizard.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 08:59 PM (qJtVm)

Who knew Penis Coloring and ScoggDog's Dream Custom Van shared a color scheme ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 04, 2018 09:03 PM (2mXfd)

355 353: the purple pearler is out of fashion too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 09:04 PM (KP5rU)

356 Next up: dicks that play "It's a Small World After All."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 09:04 PM (9x8cY)

357 Senator @CoryBooker on Attorney General Jeff Sessions' #marijuana policy change: "This is an attack on our most sacred ideals."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 04, 2018 08:57 PM (+y/Ru)

former Prezzy Choom: Preach it brother!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2018 09:05 PM (SiINZ)

358 how many layers of clear coat per bleaching?

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:05 PM (5Isv3)

359 Show us in the crayon box what color the man's penis was.

Posted by: Detective at January 04, 2018 09:05 PM (FdNEK)

360 how about candy apple red, with yellow pin stripes?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 09:06 PM (ep7aA)

361 I'm dreaming of a white penis
just like the ones my husband
use and know.

Posted by: Wookie O' at January 04, 2018 09:06 PM (LWdJM)

362 What's with the Sammy Sosa references? What have I missed?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 09:00 PM (9x8cY)

He's turning into an albino

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2018 09:06 PM (SiINZ)

363 Topics sure do run the gamut here at the HQ.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 04, 2018 09:06 PM (mQ0Mc)

364 Ha! I've got you all beat!

Posted by: Saruman of Many Colors at January 04, 2018 09:07 PM (FdNEK)

365 360 how about candy apple red, with yellow pin stripes?
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 09:06 PM (ep7aA)

The "Ronald McDonald"?

No Thanks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 09:07 PM (T28di)

366 killer joe wears a clown nose on his. somebody told me that. a guy, i think. name was beavis, or milka, or something.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 09:07 PM (KP5rU)

367 He tasks me!

Posted by: Captain Ahab at January 04, 2018 09:07 PM (IqV8l)

368 Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Choad

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 09:07 PM (T28di)

369 WTF?! I thought you said penis widening! What am I supposed to do with this thing?

Posted by: Some Rapper at January 04, 2018 09:07 PM (clYld)

370 45 minutes until the ONT, people.

Think you have the stamina?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 09:08 PM (qJtVm)

371 anyone else notice that Brian Ross didn't come back from his suspension on time?

RUMINT is that he's done @ ABC...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 09:08 PM (ep7aA)

372 368 Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Choad
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 09:07 PM (T28di)
----
I think I scared the folks in the apartment next door.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 09:08 PM (qJtVm)

373 370
45 minutes until the ONT, people.

Think you have the stamina?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 09:08 PM (qJtVm)

Bob Dole does

Posted by: Bob Dole at January 04, 2018 09:08 PM (FdNEK)

374 Those half-color guys on Star Trek TOS had two tone dicks, I'm sure. One side white, the other black. And which side was which was important.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

Yeah, but wouldn't that result in...y'know...curvature?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 04, 2018 09:09 PM (lLeln)

375 Who is the guy who painted the very famous rider on the horse with glowing red eyes and a bloody axe?

Posted by: fluffy at January 04, 2018 09:09 PM (cHbmY)

376 371; shows up at cnn in 3,2,1...........

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

377 Pee pees.

Bleached and whitened pee pees.

Are the Happiest pee pees, in the World...

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:09 PM (5Isv3)

378 This is a whitelash

Posted by: Van Jones at January 04, 2018 09:09 PM (T0yXe)

379 Think you have the stamina?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 09:08 PM (qJtVm)

Ummmmm....Yes. Pass the bleach.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 04, 2018 09:10 PM (EoRCO)

380 349 now when somebody figures out how to shoot flames out of a dick

----

Sure, what the hell. We're starting to run out of ideas for superheroes.

Posted by: Marvel Studios at January 04, 2018 09:10 PM (ANIFC)

381 Who's up for some more good news?

The FBI has launched a new investigation into the Clinton Foundation.

https://tinyurl.com/ya7l3e2e

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2018 09:10 PM (/tuJf)

382 >> Yeah, but wouldn't that result ...y'know...curvature?

A bi-phallic strip, you mean?

:heads to patent office:

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 09:11 PM (8O3HH)

383 Think you have the stamina?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 09:08 PM (qJtVm)

Heh! Never turn down a challenge.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2018 09:11 PM (tnRJU)

384 (FYI, through most of this thread, i've had Dion and the Belmont's version of "Toy Bell" running through my head...)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 09:11 PM (T28di)

385 Senator @CoryBooker on Attorney General Jeff Sessions' #marijuana policy change: "This is an attack on our most sacred ideals."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 04, 2018 08:57 PM (+y/Ru)

========

Fuck T-Bone. But really, Sessions is meandering. He may be multitasking a lot of other important issues, but for him to be obsessed with this one issue to waste time on it - it's misguided.
We need triage - don't spend a single second on it until the important shit is sorted out.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 09:11 PM (/qEW2)

386 Next up: dicks that play "It's a Small World After All."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 09:04 PM (9x8cY)

I refer to mine as the "love kazoo".

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 04, 2018 09:12 PM (zCyNd)

387 Jay, here is Sammy Sosa today.

https://www.google.com/amp/ amp.kansascity.com/latest-news/article184498973.html

Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 04, 2018 09:12 PM (aN6O8)

388 i saw flaming dicks open for plump pussy at cbgb a long time ago. sloppy show.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

389 (I meant the Bees... sorry... I can't remember that far back before I was born...)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 09:12 PM (T28di)

390 Frank Frazetta. Called "Death Dealer".

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2018 09:12 PM (QCX64)

391 Would you wanna look like this bald guy: https://tinyurl.com/qhzufbs

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2018 09:13 PM (tnRJU)

392 Who is the guy who painted the very famous rider on the horse with glowing red eyes and a bloody axe?
Posted by: fluffy at January 04, 2018 09:09 PM (cHbmY)
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Frazetta, The Death Dealer.

Is that how you're going to customize it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 09:13 PM (qJtVm)

393 Do they use one of those color scales for penis shade like tooth whiteners?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 04, 2018 09:14 PM (arhmY)

394 Or this one: https://youtu.be/-7k6OKn8q5M

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2018 09:14 PM (tnRJU)

395 Well I certainly hope that I'm not the first one to say that I paid to have mine shortened. I mean it really was just too much.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 04, 2018 09:14 PM (k2Hcx)

396
Who's up for some more good news?

The FBI has launched a new investigation into the Clinton Foundation.

https://tinyurl.com/ya7l3e2e
Posted by: JackStraw

Were they smoking pot?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 09:14 PM (IqV8l)

397 Mr Clean had the whitest ween she'd ever seen..

Posted by: Household Cleaning Limericks at January 04, 2018 09:14 PM (bc2Lc)

398 i always wanted to own a souped up, tricked out Plymouth Duster, painted pearlescent white, and name it "Angel Duster"...

because.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 09:15 PM (ep7aA)

399 >>> Frank Frazetta. Called "Death Dealer".

Thank you.

Yes, I want mine to be able to project that image on to walls.

Posted by: fluffy at January 04, 2018 09:15 PM (cHbmY)

400 "I think every man, if he's being honest, wants his dick to look like a bald Robert Smith of The Cure.

Posted by: Ace at"

Ace, you magnificent bastard!

Speaking of penises, I saw a Tom Steyer Impeach Trump ad.

Why do I get the feeling I am going be hearing a lot from this pencil-dick in the upcoming weeks and months?

The only thing worse than a leftist is a leftist with a shit-ton of money.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 09:15 PM (bNbo2)

401 For research, Pornhub has some interesting videos of women pumping their vaginas and clits. It's interesting and disturbing.

Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 04, 2018 09:15 PM (aN6O8)

402 387 Jay, here is Sammy Sosa today.

https://www.google.com/amp/ amp.kansascity.com/latest-news/article184498973.html
Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 04, 2018 09:12 PM (aN6O

Wow.

Thanks for the info. I didn't get the references before.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 09:16 PM (9x8cY)

403 "now when somebody figures out how to shoot flames out of a dick"

HQ published all you need to know.
Remember the story about the bartender doing shooters? (gaybar) He would fill his urethra with champagne give a faggot a shot for twenty five bucks.

It was one of those "stories doctors tell" articles.

Posted by: All you need is a Bic at January 04, 2018 09:16 PM (LWdJM)

404 you know who else had a really white dick?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 09:16 PM (KP5rU)

405 Top of the news is whitier dicks?
Everyone links, to get more clicks!
Dick too black, son?
Mike'll Jackson!
Just this one time, please, no pix!
☹

Posted by: mindful webworker - is not Muldoon but I have my moments - this may not be one of them at January 04, 2018 09:16 PM (NU2/k)

406 I'm too lazy to go through all the posts. I'm assuming that, by now, someone has mentioned Motley Crues drummer Tommy Lee's cock? I hear its huge. Pamela Anderson would now. If you seen that video, then you know too. I haven't seen that video so I have no idea.

looks guiltily away

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2018 09:16 PM (Ncqdf)

407 "911 what is the nature of your emergency?"

"AIGHHHHH Oh My God AIGHHHHHH"

" Sir?"

"Bleach ...Penis.AIGHHHH AIGGHHHHHHH"

" Dammit, will this never end?...

"Engine 3, EMS 7 . ANOTHER Code 57 Penis Bleaching at 321 Oak Street. Code 1"

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:17 PM (5Isv3)

408 kiesters and inflating their colons. Some got tired of pumping and tried a tire pump at their local garage. It did not end well.
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2018 08:05 PM (LAe3v)

ISWYDT

Posted by: TexasDan at January 04, 2018 09:17 PM (TqXWc)

409 This White Penis you speak of....

Posted by: B+arack Ob+mao at January 04, 2018 09:17 PM (5V+wg)

410 White Penis Privilege.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 04, 2018 09:18 PM (arhmY)

411
397 Mr Clean had the whitest ween she'd ever seen..
Posted by: Household Cleaning Limericks at January 04, 2018 09:14 PM (bc2Lc)

That's mean.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2018 09:19 PM (eXA4G)

412 A white sport dick and a pink carnation
I'm all dressed up for the dance
A white sport dick and a pink carnation
I'm all alone in romance

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 04, 2018 09:19 PM (+y/Ru)

413 Scrubbing Bubbles Home Dick Whitening Kits can't be far off.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2018 09:19 PM (A7EKR)

414 One Adam Twelve, One Adam Twelve, see the man rolling on the floor screaming in agony as he clutches at his bleached penis...

Posted by: LAPD Dispatcher at January 04, 2018 09:19 PM (FdNEK)

415 We let lawyers get a pass for defending shitty clients...then we let doctors get a pass for bleaching assholes...now we get this, what's next implanting LED's ?

Posted by: torabora at January 04, 2018 09:20 PM (5V+wg)

416 Just remember, whenever you read one of the Penis related storied : the numbers are always inflated.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2018 09:20 PM (A7EKR)

417 Shit, maybe just wrap it in Crest whitening strips.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 04, 2018 09:21 PM (aMlLZ)

418 SMH

Posted by: Cap'n Ahab at January 04, 2018 09:21 PM (TqXWc)

419 401 For research, Pornhub has some interesting videos of women pumping their vaginas and clits. It's interesting and disturbing.
Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 04, 2018 09:15 PM (aN6O

A lot of people thirsty for knowledge around here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2018 09:21 PM (9x8cY)

420 Goodness, gracious, great balls a'fire.

Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 04, 2018 09:21 PM (LWdJM)

421 Hey I've seen that dick before!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at January 04, 2018 09:22 PM (5V+wg)

422 what's next implanting LED's ?
...

Would I gain a "visible inch"?

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:22 PM (5Isv3)

423 I'm ready for my close-up...

Posted by: Anthony W at January 04, 2018 09:22 PM (FdNEK)

424 Having lived in Indonesia, this is less surprising to me than it would be otherwise.

The skin-color-lightening products are ubiquitous.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 04, 2018 09:22 PM (TqXWc)

425 Pornhub has some interesting videos of women pumping their vaginas and clits.

...

Category?

(asking for a friend)

Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:23 PM (5Isv3)

426 Who's up for some more good news?

The FBI has launched a new investigation into the Clinton Foundation.

https://tinyurl.com/ya7l3e2e
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2018 09:10 PM (/tuJf)

well it isn't as Important a dick whitening though

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 04, 2018 09:23 PM (y3aQB)

427 426: what is? this earth shattering news.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

428 Who's up for some more good news?

The FBI has launched a new investigation into the Clinton Foundation.

https://tinyurl.com/ya7l3e2e
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2018 09:10 PM (/tuJf)
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Hmmm, didn't they just have a fire in the master bathroom???

Posted by: lin-duh at January 04, 2018 09:25 PM (kufk0)

429 Squad 51, IV of D5W and transport as soon as possible.

Posted by: Ramparts at January 04, 2018 09:25 PM (IqV8l)

430 The FBI has launched a new investigation into the Clinton Foundation.

When Comey is arrested and charged, then I'll pay attention. Until that point, it's all kabuki.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2018 09:25 PM (tnRJU)

431 Blue on blue
Heartache on heartache

JFK's Nephew Says Rahm Emanuel Plans To Kick Black People Out Of Chicago

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 04, 2018 09:26 PM (+y/Ru)

432 I want mine painted with flames on the sides like a hot rod.

Posted by: Johnny at January 04, 2018 09:26 PM (kUotE)

433
I'm certain Comey bleaches his asshole. And his dick.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 09:26 PM (8O3HH)

434 427
426: what is? this earth shattering news

.Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 09:24 PM (KP5rU)
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then why was there no Earth shattering "Ka-Boom"?

there was supposed to be an Earth Shattering "Ka-Boom!"

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at January 04, 2018 09:26 PM (ep7aA)

435 ONT up.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2018 09:26 PM (A7EKR)

436 >>>The FBI has launched a new investigation into the Clinton Foundation.

Another whitewash?

Posted by: davidt at January 04, 2018 09:26 PM (FdNEK)

437 I'm certain Comey bleaches his asshole. And his dick.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 09:26 PM (8O3HH)
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and his hard drives too.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 09:27 PM (ep7aA)

438 Category?

(asking for a friend)
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:23 PM (5Isv3)

If i want to see a punch of puffed up vaginas, i'll just go back to reading National Review.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2018 09:27 PM (T28di)

439 ONT up.

Posted by: garrett

Ha! They were driven to it.

Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 04, 2018 09:28 PM (LWdJM)

440 ONT is NOOD

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at January 04, 2018 09:28 PM (hMwEB)

441
JFK's Nephew Says Rahm Emanuel Plans To Kick Black People Out Of Chicago

"Chris Kennedy, a Democratic Illinois gubernatorial candidate and nephew of former President John F. Kennedy, claimed on Thursday that Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel has a plan to kick African-Americans out of the city on Thursday."

Out of town by dawn Friday, pardner!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 09:28 PM (IqV8l)

442 Almost three hours into this thread and no references to White Snake?

It's like I don't even know you people!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2018 09:28 PM (tr2D7)

443 431 Blue on blue
Heartache on heartache

JFK's Nephew Says Rahm Emanuel Plans To Kick Black People Out Of Chicago
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 04, 2018 09:26 PM (+y/Ru)

Is this a new race card I'm not aware of?

Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 04, 2018 09:28 PM (aN6O8)

444 Or was it ram rodded?
Or was is prodded?

Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 04, 2018 09:29 PM (LWdJM)

445 I yearn for the day when men will be judged by the duration of their performance and not by the color of their dicks.

Posted by: Martin Luther Kink at January 04, 2018 09:29 PM (/qEW2)

446 I'm certain Comey bleaches his asshole. And his dick.
..

"And lo, the parts of the righteous shall be cleansed and bleached whiter than snow".

Posted by: James Comey at January 04, 2018 09:29 PM (5Isv3)

447 Noooood!

Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:29 PM (+Tibp)

448
Just wait until the bedazzling penis trend starts up.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2018 09:30 PM (eXA4G)

449 >>well it isn't as Important a dick whitening though

Apparently not. I guess all that whining about sleepy sessions over the last year was just dick whitening.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2018 09:32 PM (/tuJf)

450 I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at January 04, 2018 09:35 PM (5V+wg)

451 A Whiter Shade of Dick
Posted by: Procol Harum at January 04, 2018 08:13 PM (gSwpy)
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But then we changed it to

Whiter Shade of Pole.

Posted by: Gary Brooker at January 04, 2018 09:55 PM (vDqXW)

452 I want to go caroling next Christmas and do my very best possible impersonation of Robert Smith. Like, in the back row with my hair back-combed, a smear of red lipstick and eye make up screeching "pa-rum-pum-pum-pum" during the wrong songs and all the wrong moments during the actual performance of The Little Drummer Boy.

I can hear the future "what in the fuck was that?" followed by "watch your language!" right now. It's like I'm time traveling or something.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 04, 2018 09:59 PM (4bjXi)

453 Benjamin Franklin famously said, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 04, 2018 10:09 PM (e8kgV)

454 I'll keep mine green.

Posted by: Gumby at January 04, 2018 10:13 PM (reeSB)

455 Mine is pinkish and so shall remain pinkish

Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2018 10:16 PM (reeSB)

456 this,this makes me SMILEEEE. thank u

Posted by: cw at January 04, 2018 10:18 PM (6lSBa)

457 mayb Im just drunk,butt Im havung fun

Posted by: cw at January 04, 2018 10:19 PM (6lSBa)

458 Need i say more?

Posted by: Moby Dick at January 04, 2018 10:39 PM (reeSB)

459 Have these people not heard of Crest or Gleam or Brawndo?

Posted by: Blake at January 04, 2018 11:05 PM (WEBkv)

460 otho, with all due respect, this Nolan guy (and lots of other directors, based on what I see) really should be no more than a director of cinematography or whatever it's called. Making the visuals nice. Other than that, clearly not up to the job, or the subject. As I said, film school project (with a bigger budget), not commercial release.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 01:36 AM

There's some truth in that. Delusions of being an "auteur"- writing and directing. Nolan reminds me a bit of Shyamalan. It's possible that Nolan, like Shyamalan before him aren't even that good as a director and is made to look good by his DP's. Shyamalan looked like a great director (but terrible writer)... when he lost the great Tak Fujimoto as DP, the cracks began to really show. Who knows, a number of high profile directors may be carried by their DP's.

Posted by: otho at January 05, 2018 01:50 AM (qGuLD)

461 How good can a dick possibly look with a wrinkled, hairy ballsack hanging directly under it?

Posted by: Obama hates you at January 05, 2018 02:15 AM (96Zn3)

462 If my dick simply must look like someone, how about Billy Corgan from smashing pumpkins?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 05, 2018 02:28 AM (toi7g)

463 Who cares what your Johnson looks like as long as it isn't growing feathers or tentacles, amiright?

Posted by: Speller at January 05, 2018 04:53 AM (pSotA)

464 Sessions Mary Jane Policy: Nothing will come of it. It's just him undoing Obama's legacy. However, there's one important issue that has been missed.

In order to go at states for violating immigration laws, one would necessarily have to also go at state regarding dope. I think the left could make a somewhat credible argument why enforce one but not the other.

This merely allows Sessions to avoid that argument - at least on paper. At he end of the day, resources in terms of allocation will be devoted to immigration enforcement and if there is any money left over, doobage.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 05, 2018 09:24 AM (bB4HN)

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