Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/31/17) New Year's Eve Edition

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(Happy New Year!)

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Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.

Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You're doing things you've never done before, and more importantly, you're Doing Something.

So that's my wish for you, and all of us, and my wish for myself. Make New Mistakes. Make glorious, amazing mistakes. Make mistakes nobody's ever made before. Don't freeze, don't stop, don't worry that it isn't good enough, or it isn't perfect, whatever it is: art, or love, or work or family or life.

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it.

Make your mistakes, next year and forever.” ― Neil Gaiman

Guess the formatting errors will still be around.


Quote II

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. Benjamin Franklin

Quote III

The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. Gilbert K. Chesterton

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The Grand Canyon is awesome. Time lapse cloud formations in the Grand Canyon.


Traveling on your mind? National Geographic bucket list.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


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So what are you serving with that champagne tonight? Fried chicken!


There is no bad time to drink Champagne, of course. It just so happens that New Year’s Eve is a particularly good time to do it. This is a universal truth that needs no undoing. The only question becomes: What do you want to eat with it? This year, that answer should be a big bucket of fried chicken. In fact, there may be no better marriage on earth than the one that exists between fried chicken and Champagne, the ultimate symbiosis of grease and acid.


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Next year I resolve to use proper equipment in my medical practice and not be a Genius Award Winner.

A New Jersey surgeon has had his license yanked over allegations he inserted used catheters into the rectums of at least five patients, state authorities say.

Dr. Sanjiv K. Patankar, who practices in East Brunswick, is accused of re-using catheters on multiple patients over the course of nearly a year because he ran out of catheters and replacement supplies were on backorder, the state's complaint says.

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I resolve not too gloat.......



That didn't take long to break that resolution.

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Good luck drinking tonight if you're going out.

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Do you have a best friend? Is that best friend someone you want to be fused to? I didn't think so, but 2 Detroit men dead did. h/t ibguy

Police are investigating the apparent electrocution of two people early Friday at a Detroit Public Lighting Authority building, Fox 2 reported on Saturday.

A worker reportedly told Fox 2 he found the bodies just after 6:30 a.m. when he went to the substation to investigate a power outage. The pair are suspected of breaking in the front door of the substation, and, according to Fox 2, they were in the process of stealing copper wiring when they were electrocuted.

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I resolve when I go to Wal-Mart to shop lift I will not be a Genius Award Winner.

Inside the office, police explained to Stanley and Smith that they were under arrest. Officers say Stanley was holding $2,520 in cash and when they asked if he had a gun, he said he had a Ruger 9 mm that may have been stolen, according to the police report.

After officers retrieved the gun and handcuffed Stanley, they then searched the black book bag that he was wearing.

Police say the following items were inside Stanley’s bag and were seized:

An estimated 3,190 doses of heroin inside waxed paper bags
Two human teeth
Three unopened Fentanyl patches
56 blue pills with “K9” imprinted on them
25 pills with “3060” imprinted on them
22 grams of marijuana
One pill with “A/214” imprinted on it.

According to Pat Dowling, North Myrtle Beach spokesman, the teeth inside Stanley’s bag belonged to him.

Several thoughts come to mind. Does this individual have a felony record? If he does how is he released on such a low bail? Will this guy show up for future court dates?

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Harry Bailey Utah 8 year old is saved from drowning Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

NEW HARMONY, Utah -- A police officer punched his way through the ice of a frozen pond to pull an 8-year-old boy from under the water Monday.

Lt. David Crouse of the Washington County Sheriff's Office said emergency crews responded to a report of a child who had fallen through the ice into a pond just after 5 p.m. in New Harmony, which is south of Cedar City in southern Utah.

The pond is located near 3100 East and 2500 South.

Crouse said an 8-year-old boy was chasing a dog and fell through the ice. Another boy who was watching this happen went and tried to help the child, but was unable to get him out of the water.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Avoiding amateur night. Yet wishing Morons and Lurkers a Happy & Prosperous 2018.

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Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 09:57 PM (9hz4k)

2 Foist!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 09:57 PM (eMKNe)

3 Not foist!

Happy new year anyway!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 09:57 PM (eMKNe)

4 YAY! Happy New Year MisHum and Horde!

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 09:57 PM (9hz4k)

5 Guess the formatting errors will still be around.

Special Request: An Edit Feature!

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 09:58 PM (9hz4k)

6 Happy New Year, Horde!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 31, 2017 09:58 PM (fA1SL)

7 Hahaha -

Alwys makes me laugh when people get electrocuted while trying to steal Live Wire.


Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 09:59 PM (5xA/C)

8 >>>Make New Mistakes. Make glorious, amazing mistakes. Make mistakes nobody's ever made before. Don't freeze, don't stop, don't worry that it isn't good enough, or it isn't perfect, whatever it is



*fistbump*

Posted by: Barack H Obama at December 31, 2017 10:00 PM (/qEW2)

9 >>22 grams of marijuana


This bag's a bit light, yo.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:01 PM (5xA/C)

10 Sparse crowd at times square.

Posted by: My kindle at December 31, 2017 10:01 PM (r+sAi)

11 HAPPY NEW YEAR! YA MORONS!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2017 10:02 PM (c8EhQ)

12 10 Sparse crowd at times square.
Posted by: My kindle at December 31, 2017 10:01 PM (r+sAi)

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You need room to serpentine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2017 10:02 PM (c8EhQ)

13 My New Year's Resolution :

To try to always remember that I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I know Who holds tomorrow. God bless the Horde!

Posted by: Jmel at December 31, 2017 10:03 PM (OeWgo)

14 Happy New Year.

I have a bottle of Trump Champagne to toast the new year..

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 31, 2017 10:03 PM (dKiJG)

15 The cop, kid, frozen pond story is a good one. He's selfless and damned modest about it. Surprising how long you can be in and still recover.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 31, 2017 10:03 PM (H5knJ)

16 Happy New Year to the Horde! And many thanks to ace and the cobs for giving us deplorables a place to hang out all year. Maybe 2018 bring much schadenbonering for us all.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 31, 2017 10:04 PM (1FhAQ)

17 New Years means one thing, The Twilight Zone Marathon on SyFy Channel!! Yay!

I'm a nerd.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2017 10:04 PM (efpkN)

18 **qdpsteve's top five resolutions for 2018**

5. Send Rosie O'Donnell that Stink-O-Gram

4. Revenge

3. Lose weight

2. Revenge

1. Revenge

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:04 PM (eMKNe)

19 >>The cop, kid, frozen pond story is a good one. He's selfless and damned modest about it. Surprising how long you can be in and still recover.


Did the cop shoot the dog?

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:04 PM (5xA/C)

20 From the prior thread....Don't knock the girls who work at cat houses in Nevada. I lived in Pahrump for a bit and they are very nice. A fire at one place (not in Pahrump) burned down and the FD had a benefit to help them rebuild.

Posted by: Colin at December 31, 2017 10:05 PM (rgpGL)

21 I am slipping into a pleasant level of intoxication in honor of that baby with a diaper that says 2018 on it.


*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2017 10:05 PM (c8EhQ)

22 The copper wire thieves calls for a song

https://youtu.be/Nnjh-zp6pP4

Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2017 10:05 PM (urlgO)

23

Happy New Year from the future!

Posted by: otho at December 31, 2017 10:05 PM (qGuLD)

24 Odd--it's been two days and still no tweet from Obama in support of Iran's young people.

Why, it's almost as if he supports the police state-regime instead of the people.

Hey, CNN; instead of your Ahab-quest to capture a picture of the Great White Backswing, how 'bout camping out in front of your Boyfriend's house until he releases a statement in support of the Iran protestors?

It's the least Obama could do. After all, he bought the bullets they're shooting them with.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 31, 2017 10:06 PM (Ndje9)

25 A Happy, Safe and Prosperous New Year to all!!

ALH, in case you missed it on the previous thread, "One" got posted on the facebook page today.
250 plays in one hour.

I did do that shot of Blanton's so it's
Time for me to say goodnight and...
Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at December 31, 2017 10:06 PM (BN/jk)

26 DONT TAZE ME, BRO!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2017 10:06 PM (c8EhQ)

27 Sparse crowd at times square.
Posted by: My kindle


Let's hope.

"Oh boy! I get to enjoy freezing temps, stand ankle-deep in extra-strength hobo urine, *and* maybe get blown up by a terrorist?! Sign me up!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:06 PM (eMKNe)

28 22 grams of weed, also known as out of weed.

Posted by: Ron White at December 31, 2017 10:07 PM (gC2IV)

29 Got one eye on the live from Times Square on YouTube channel and reading a book and looking at this blog. Talk about multi-tasking.

Posted by: Colin at December 31, 2017 10:07 PM (rgpGL)

30 Happy New Year to you all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 31, 2017 10:07 PM (mMeIQ)

31 >>The copper wire thieves calls for a song


HOT WIRE MY HEART

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ5Px213bTs

Posted by: SONIC YOUTH at December 31, 2017 10:08 PM (5xA/C)

32 Good evening Horde!

If the goal is to make new mistakes, I believe I am well positioned to excel.

I resolve to add to 29 years of experience of screwing up.

I can do it!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2017 10:08 PM (tr2D7)

33 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14304

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 31, 2017 10:08 PM (itfg0)

34 Try not to gloat?

I laughed

Still laughing

And there are more links tied to that

Posted by: Wayne B Amblin at December 31, 2017 10:09 PM (KdDCu)

35 OH, sure, I go off to change a few light bulbs for Milady and when I get back, what do I see? A raging ONT going on without me. I want my cardboard subscription refunded. The recruiter said posts would wait for me.

!?!

Boy oh boy, do I ever wish I was in Times Square tonight, instead of sitting at home with Milady and our cats, watching the world through the Infrawebz and drinking hot rum drinks. Think of all the fun we're missing111!1!111!!

12°F feels like zero here in NE OK. Plummeting to 1 tonight. So, not zero. Totally livable.

A week from now, so They say, we'll get a high of 48°f and low of 33. It'll be like Summer. Almost.

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU DEPLORABLE MORONS!!
"We're awful damn lucky to be us!"™

Posted by: mindful webworker's kinky link at December 31, 2017 10:09 PM (VQjKe)

36 Happy New Year Everyone! The cookbooks have been well received as gifts. Many new meals will be flowing forthwith!
Stay safe out there with the amateur boozers on the roads.

Posted by: Winston at December 31, 2017 10:10 PM (wgCUV)

37 Thanks, teej, I'll go take a look!

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:10 PM (9hz4k)

38 I resolve not to gloat.......

Yeah, about that -- Fuck that.

And remember, according to a scientific study, people that frequently use profanity have higher IQs. Fuckin' A.

I hope the Horde lives long and prospers; Progressives, not so much.

Mullahs, not at all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2017 10:10 PM (0ogQG)

39 Remember that song "Personality"?

We should write our own version, "So Deplorable."

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:10 PM (eMKNe)

40 Beef jerky time!

Merry New Year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2017 10:11 PM (c8EhQ)

41 Wishing all you Morons and Moronettes a Happy New Year.

You too, Lurkers.

I'm not sure if Ace celebrates New Year's, though.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:11 PM (5xA/C)

42 Lazy journalism. A quick search shows blue K9 are Oxycodone 30 mg

Posted by: Monk at December 31, 2017 10:11 PM (g4lFK)

43 I love the videos of people crying because Hillary lost, if I'm down, I just watch them, makes me feel better.....I hear fireworks outside my house now...

Posted by: Colin at December 31, 2017 10:11 PM (rgpGL)

44 Anderson's co-host Kathi is somehow more attractive this year.

Happy New Year, all!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 31, 2017 10:11 PM (Ndje9)

45 Bonus tonight: got to witness a tantrum at McDonalds.

What's the most awesomest fast food tantrum various Horde members have ever witnessed? Gotta be some great stories out there!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:11 PM (eMKNe)

46 >>I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.

This.
So much this.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 31, 2017 10:12 PM (5xA/C)

47 I'm going to heartily enjoy not watching Gathy Kriffin on CNN tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:12 PM (eMKNe)

48
I hate making mistakes ... hate it ... hate ... it.

That's why I watch Russian Dash Cam video.


Posted by: Wayne B Amblin at December 31, 2017 10:12 PM (KdDCu)

49 25 Odd--it's been two days and still no tweet from Obama in support of Iran's young people.

Why, it's almost as if he supports the police state-regime instead of the people.

Hey, CNN; instead of your Ahab-quest to capture a picture of the Great White Backswing, how 'bout camping out in front of your Boyfriend's house until he releases a statement in support of the Iran protestors?

It's the least Obama could do. After all, he bought the bullets they're shooting them with.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 31, 2017 10:06 PM (Ndje9)



His responses the last time were really weak and he had to basically be dragged kicking and screaming to them.

Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2017 10:13 PM (cAnNx)

50 First of all, a toast to absent friends. I'm using Wild Turkey.

Joffin
Backhoe
Angler
Peek-a-boo-boo

Perhaps there are others...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 10:13 PM (nBBdT)

51 3060 pills are Amphetamine Salts.

Posted by: Monk at December 31, 2017 10:13 PM (g4lFK)

52 FLAGLER COUNTY, Fla. -- Investigators say a Florida man rigged the door to his home with devices designed to electrocute his pregnant estranged wife, reports CBS affiliate WKMG. Deputies say Michael Scott Wilson's father-in-law called police on Dec. 26, asking that they do a security check of Wilson's Palm Coast home after the 32-year-old allegedly made suspicious statements.

Deputies immediately noticed that the front door appeared to be barricaded, with burn marks near the handle. When a deputy kicked the door, there was a large spark and he realized it was outfitted with what he described as a "booby trap," the station reports.

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Michael Scott Wilson CBS AFFILIATE WKMG
Electrical devices had allegedly been hooked up to the door's lock and handle. Deputies said attempts to unlock or open the door could have caused severe injury or even death.

The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports investigators later concluded that Wilson intended for his wife to use her house key, while grabbing the handle, completing a circuit that would have sent a shock through her arms, chest and heart.

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Too complicated. Frying pan to the back of the head is quicker and easier.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 31, 2017 10:13 PM (+y/Ru)

53 I just looked around at the New Year's eve shows, Kathy Griffith is nowhere to be seen! I am already happy knowing that worthless hag isn't going to be showing her wretched face tonite!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2017 10:14 PM (V2Yro)

54 "Make your mistakes, next year and forever." - Neil Gaiman

Yeah, sure, Neeeeeil. Just as soon as I finish paying off all the mistakes I make the past twenty years being all trying learning living pushing changing doing.

Posted by: mindful webworker's kinky link at December 31, 2017 10:14 PM (VQjKe)

55 jeez I can't believe Malmo made the NatGeo Bucket List. it's the global Gang Rape/torture Capital, isn't it three in a month and really awful ones with torture involved?
Big media blackout on the perps, too...

Posted by: vivi at December 31, 2017 10:14 PM (11H2y)

56 Yeah, I could never resolve to stop gloating over the election sadz videos. I love them carnally.

. . . and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 31, 2017 10:14 PM (H5knJ)

57 Toronto called off its Polar Bear Swim for the first time since it started 13 years ago.

And for those who didn't see it, Calgary's zoo has moved its penguins indoors because it's too cold for them. Great Trump tweet mentioned too ... all in the sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2017 10:14 PM (QCX64)

58 I don't make NYE resolutions, and haven't for years. It's not they make a difference anyway. My own efforts have had such little difference in the major arcs of my life that there's no point in bothering. Life just seems to happen - bad stuff, good stuff - usually bad - like a scripted play.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

59 Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2017 10:10 PM (0ogQG)

Fuck yeah

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2017 10:15 PM (3/sUh)

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Too complicated. Frying pan to the back of the head is quicker and easier.
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I have a newspaper clipping of that happening. The guy claimed that he thought it was a raccoon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 10:15 PM (nBBdT)

61 25 Hey, CNN; instead of your Ahab-quest to capture a picture of the Great
White Backswing, how 'bout camping out in front of your Boyfriend's
house until he releases a statement in support of the Iran protestors?



It's the least Obama could do. After all, he bought the bullets they're shooting them with.


Yeah, well, last I heard That Fucking Guy and his pet Mooch are living it up in Hawaii once again; it could be a long cold wait for the reporters.

On further reflection, they should totes do what you recommend.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2017 10:15 PM (0ogQG)

62 A/214 is 15mg Oxycodone.

Google is your friend lazy journalists.

Posted by: Monk at December 31, 2017 10:16 PM (g4lFK)

63 46 Bonus tonight: got to witness a tantrum at McDonalds.

What's the most awesomest fast food tantrum various Horde members have ever witnessed? Gotta be some great stories out there!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:11 PM (eMKNe)

Never seen one in person that I can recall. There are some crazy ones on YouTube of course.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

64 >>>The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes, and a new rectal catheter.

FIFY.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 31, 2017 10:17 PM (/qEW2)

65 I am at the rural residence tonight. Consequently, no broadband, just AT&T capped coverage. No videos for us tonight. OTOH, got to spend the whole day here - kids took care of in-town tasks.

I've had enough,
if you know what I mean.
It was a good year,
but, bye! aught-seventeen!

Posted by: mindful webworker's limited limits at December 31, 2017 10:17 PM (VQjKe)

66 Clintonista marxist retiring on us 4th circuit of appeals. Another opening for trump. Cool

Posted by: Jack at December 31, 2017 10:17 PM (BrxNJ)

67 Does anyone know what that guy in the Genius Award story was doing with Pat Dowling's teeth?

Posted by: Lord Mountararat at December 31, 2017 10:18 PM (Rl4Pf)

68

Went old school Surf and Turf with Mashers, for dinner.

1 lb Lobster Tail, 18 oz NY Strip and a pile of Yukon Golds.

I am stuffed.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:18 PM (5xA/C)

69 2017 brought us a new president, jobs are coming back, tax reform, and a booming stock market.

For the first time in a long time, I'm hopeful for what the next year will bring us.

So I'll probably be disappointed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 31, 2017 10:18 PM (IcT7t)

70 Those compilations of the sad Hillary supporters are going to get old some day. Today is not that day.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2017 10:18 PM (y+SdL)

71 (Hoists glass of champagne To a BEEYOOTIFUL, YUUUUUGE 2018, Hordelings!

(Clink!!)

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 31, 2017 10:19 PM (QU+qf)

72 This is when you set the clocks back, right?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 31, 2017 10:19 PM (zCyNd)

73 Happy New Year ...

Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 31, 2017 10:19 PM (AoK0a)

74 he had to basically be dragged kicking and screaming to them.

That's our specialty!

Posted by: Pres. Rouhani, Moderate War Criminal at December 31, 2017 10:19 PM (Ndje9)

75 I resolve to thank the Good Lord at least once per day that Hillary Clinton is not the President of the United States of America.

Posted by: JAS at December 31, 2017 10:19 PM (7JbXq)

76 Ditto to Joncelli's good wishes at 17.

Posted by: RM at December 31, 2017 10:20 PM (eP+dt)

77 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 31, 2017 10:20 PM (c8EhQ)

78 The Night of the Long Faces never gets old...

Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2017 10:20 PM (urlgO)

79 >>This is when you set the clocks back, right?


Yes. And rotate the air in your tires.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:20 PM (5xA/C)

80 This is when you set the clocks back, right?
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nah. You set the calendar ahead by one year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 10:20 PM (c/EDo)

81 Breaking: Siamese twins attempt to steal copper from Detroit power station. Trump collusion expected in their deaths.

Posted by: mindful webworker's channeling the LaughingStock Media at December 31, 2017 10:20 PM (VQjKe)

82 Burned one microwave popcorn attempt, must be the Schwartzhog I'm drinking. Whatever the hell that is, it says its handcrafted with carmel color added.....Product of Germany.....

Posted by: Colin at December 31, 2017 10:21 PM (rgpGL)

83 Read the content, watched the music videos. Best one was "What are you doing on New Year's Eve" from 1963.

So much better than Yoko.

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:22 PM (9hz4k)

84 Oh, and Melania will almost certainly look classy and fashionable in the coming new year. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 31, 2017 10:22 PM (1FhAQ)

85 >>This is when you set the clocks back, right?

Yes. And rotate the air in your tires.
Posted by: garrett


Check if you need new shore line for the boat next spring ...

Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 31, 2017 10:22 PM (AoK0a)

86 71 Those compilations of the sad Hillary supporters are going to get old some day. Today is not that day.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2017 10:18 PM (y+SdL)

Those people are completely fucking insane. They aren't voters or citizens so much as they're cultists.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

87 HAPPY NEW YEAR y'all!!!
Stay Deplorable, My friends... stay Deplorable!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 31, 2017 10:22 PM (kufk0)

88 Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2017 10:18 PM (y+SdL)

Someday never comes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2017 10:22 PM (3/sUh)

89 Schwarzbier ? You can do a lot worse than a Kostritzer I love them when I can find them.

Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2017 10:23 PM (urlgO)

90 78 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 31, 2017 10:20 PM (c8EhQ)

Spending their alimony checks and banging Paolo.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

91 October is a great month for New Year's Revolutions.

Posted by: V.I. Lenin at December 31, 2017 10:24 PM (QzJWU)

92 What's the most awesomest fast food tantrum various Horde members have ever witnessed? Gotta be some great stories out there!

Got to see the emotional three year old throw a tantrum about chicken nuggets on multiple occasions in the last six months. Feet stomping, crying loudly, the works.

Or were you talking about adults who really should know better than to show the emotional development of a preschooler?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 31, 2017 10:24 PM (IcT7t)

93 Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:22 PM (9hz4k)

Once in awhile I tend to be nice

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2017 10:24 PM (3/sUh)

94 Wishing all a very blessed and prosperous 2018!

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 31, 2017 10:24 PM (DAdSz)

95 Trimmed whiskers, shaved head. Vodka's in the icebox.

Let's do this.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 31, 2017 10:24 PM (fA1SL)

96 At a certain temperature, it's just too cold to rape.

Posted by: Canadian Penguin at December 31, 2017 10:25 PM (5xA/C)

97 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 31, 2017 10:20 PM (c8EhQ)



Spending their alimony checks and banging Paolo.


*golf clap*

Bravo, sir! Good answer!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 31, 2017 10:25 PM (IcT7t)

98 Watching the Election Night 2016 coverage from start to finish was like therapy this past year.
Worked for cleansing Michael and JEF from my life.
Thank you God for giving us President Trump and showing mercy on us!

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:25 PM (9hz4k)

99 Blanco, adults. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:26 PM (eMKNe)

100 Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world.

Not really. Some people just keep making the same mistakes over and over again. For example, the Left.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:26 PM (8gDQu)

101 Got to see the emotional three year old throw a tantrum about chicken nuggets on multiple occasions in the last six months. Feet stomping, crying loudly, the works.

Or were you talking about adults who really should know better than to show the emotional development of a preschooler?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 31, 2017 10:24 PM (IcT7t)

I've known grown adults that I would classify as an "emotional three year old" so I always get confused by your reference.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

102 Happy New Year, amazing people in my computer!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 10:28 PM (/o9Qk)

103 Once in awhile I tend to be nice
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2017 10:24 PM (3/sUh)

I Heart MisHum and the Horde.

Here's to another wonderful year together!

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:28 PM (9hz4k)

104 I have to admit, that Melania sign is pretty funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:29 PM (8gDQu)

105 I made a mistake at Thanksgiving. I bought what I thought was Spumate wine. It turned out to be Malt Beverage 5.5%.

Sweet beer.

I will never do that again.


Posted by: JAS at December 31, 2017 10:29 PM (7JbXq)

106 Got to see the emotional three year old throw a tantrum about chicken nuggets on multiple occasions in the last six months. Feet stomping, crying loudly, the works.

For or against?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:29 PM (8gDQu)

107 Happy New Year Horde!!

I am grateful for the cookbook, and all the hard work that went into it, and I resolve to try a whole heckuva lot of recipes from it this year!

Thank you Ace and Cobloggers for a wonderful year of amazing threads, and the always essential comments from you wonderful, smart aleck, precious people in the gray boxes.

Posted by: moki at December 31, 2017 10:30 PM (V+V48)

108
Any truth to a rumor that the pussy hats will be marching again in January 2018? For what purpose, may I ask?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 10:30 PM (pNxlR)

109 I'm not sayin' it looks cold in Times Square.

But I wouldn't be surprised if the ball didn't drop, but rather, shriveled and retracted.

Oh, and BTW. Every entertainer on every network's New Year special, has thus far and without exception, been completely horrid, vapid, talentless dreck.

Such is the "entertainment" of the sheeple.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2017 10:30 PM (QzJWU)

110 I have to manage to stay awake for 2.5 more hours. I can do it.


I think.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 10:30 PM (/o9Qk)

111 Tomorrow changing things up for dinner. Pot stickers for apps, salad with light sesame dressing. Thai shrimp with green curry sauce over rice.

I love steak, roast, etc. as much as anyone, but ready for something a little off the Holiday grid.

Posted by: RM at December 31, 2017 10:30 PM (eP+dt)

112 Can't even guess what a New Years eve with Hillary would be like...

Posted by: Colin at December 31, 2017 10:31 PM (rgpGL)

113 For or against?

Always for. My G-d, does that kid love chicken nuggets.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 31, 2017 10:31 PM (IcT7t)

114 Any truth to a rumor that the pussy hats will be marching again in January 2018? For what purpose, may I ask?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 10:30 PM (pNxlR)

Target practice?

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:31 PM (9hz4k)

115 Happy New Year to the Horde! And many thanks to ace and the cobs for giving us deplorables a place to hang out all year. Maybe 2018 bring much schadenbonering for us all.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 31, 2017 10:04 PM

This...in...um spades.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at December 31, 2017 10:31 PM (TdCQk)

116 Happy New Year Hordelings!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2017 10:31 PM (0tfLf)

117 Those people are completely fucking insane. They aren't voters or citizens so much as they're cultists.

Posted by: Insomniac
________

Remember the t-shirts back in the '70s that featured an said "I'm with stupid" with an arrow?

Want to know something that's really stupid? Taking that t-shirt and replacing "stupid" with "her" and paying such close attention to detail as to include the arrow.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2017 10:31 PM (y+SdL)

118 Someone said they are having Mariah Carey again this year because the dumpster fire that was her performance last year was perfection

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 31, 2017 10:32 PM (DAdSz)

119 Can't even guess what a New Years eve with Hillary would be like...
Posted by: Colin


Hillary would have declared it Year Zero by now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:32 PM (eMKNe)

120 Thank you Ace and Cobloggers for a wonderful year of amazing threads, and the always essential comments from you wonderful, smart aleck, precious people in the gray boxes.
Posted by: moki at December 31, 2017 10:30 PM (V+V4

*looks around*

Oh, you mean US.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

121
41 Beef jerky time!

Merry New Year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2017 10:11 PM (c8EhQ)


Eddie was funny and adorable in Trading Places and Beverly Hills Cop. It was all downhill after that, excepting, perhaps Shrek.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 10:32 PM (pNxlR)

122
As was brought up last night, what is with these pussy hats? I don't see any resemblance.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 10:33 PM (8O3HH)

123 The segment just shown on FoxNews with a fake "Kathy Griffin" was funny.


Posted by: JAS at December 31, 2017 10:33 PM (7JbXq)

124 109
Any truth to a rumor that the pussy hats will be marching again in January 2018? For what purpose, may I ask?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 10:30 PM (pNxlR)

Because this time, it will force Trump out of office!

Posted by: josephistan at December 31, 2017 10:33 PM (ANIFC)

125 Tomorrow changing things up for dinner. Pot stickers
for apps, salad with light sesame dressing. Thai shrimp with green
curry sauce over rice.



I love steak, roast, etc. as much as anyone, but ready for something a little off the Holiday grid.

Posted by: RM at December 31, 2017 10:30 PM (eP+dt)


This sounds delicious. What time should I be there?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 10:33 PM (/o9Qk)

126 >>>I Heart MisHum and the Horde.

If I only had a heart

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2017 10:34 PM (3/sUh)

127
I
will always hope for better times, but what I really want is the
tenacity and fortitude to handle whatever comes my way in 2018.
I'd settle for that.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 31, 2017 10:34 PM (rJUlF)

128
120 Can't even guess what a New Years eve with Hillary would be like...
Posted by: Colin


If you cannot get her up by 50 points, she'll make your life a living hell.

"Fifty points of WHAT?", you may ask. Don't ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 10:34 PM (pNxlR)

129 121, Yes Insomniac, YOU!!! You guys have helped me keep my sanity through a lot of medical issues this year, as well as some other challenges. I am grateful.

Posted by: moki at December 31, 2017 10:34 PM (V+V48)

130 Someone said they are having Mariah Carey again this year because the dumpster fire that was her performance last year was perfection
Posted by: Cheribebe


Time to break out the queen size fishnets again!

Posted by: Mariah at December 31, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)

131 46 Bonus tonight: got to witness a tantrum at McDonalds.

What's the most awesomest fast food tantrum various Horde members have ever witnessed? Gotta be some great stories out there!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:11 PM (eMKNe)

119 Someone said they are having Mariah Carey again this year because the dumpster fire that was her performance last year was perfection
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 31, 2017 10:32 PM (DAdSz)

I would love to see Mariah Carey throw a tantrum at McDonalds.

Posted by: josephistan at December 31, 2017 10:35 PM (ANIFC)

132
Poor, poor Kathy Griff ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 10:35 PM (pNxlR)

133 josephistan, the video's probably out there somewhere...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:35 PM (eMKNe)

134 Fappy New Year!

Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947543060967313410

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947543157423603712

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947543259064229888

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947543399879634946

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947543497006972929

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947543595099344896

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2017 10:35 PM (eh0Va)

135 131 but do you want the fish those fishnets contain *shudder*

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 31, 2017 10:36 PM (DAdSz)

136 54 I just looked around at the New Year's eve shows, Kathy Griffith is nowhere to be seen! I am already happy knowing that worthless hag isn't going to be showing her wretched face tonite!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo


So maybe she's doing another one of those youtubes where she sits in front of her computer cam bitching about how awful everyone is to her. Yeah, that's going to get her career back on track.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2017 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

137 I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.

Yes! I can do this!

Posted by: Captain Schettino at December 31, 2017 10:36 PM (sdi6R)

138 After nearly a decade of being a lowly grad student at one place and another, I will start teaching a college class in just a couple weeks. So I'm hoping that 2018 will be the year my career really takes off, and I hope all of you have similar luck in the next twelve months.

Posted by: T at December 31, 2017 10:36 PM (Vgw1E)

139 Always for. My G-d, does that kid love chicken nuggets.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 31, 2017 10:31 PM (IcT7t)


Whew ... you had me worried, there, for a second.

"More nuggets for table 2!!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:36 PM (8gDQu)

140 I have to admit, that Melania sign is pretty funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
________

I liked that, too. But what's with all the October NFL gear in that picture?

Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2017 10:37 PM (y+SdL)

141 DangerGirl, cocktails, wine, beer, etc. welcome!and apps at about 5:00 pm est...

Posted by: RM at December 31, 2017 10:37 PM (eP+dt)

142 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947543745561493512

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947543842265419776

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947543965422809088

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947544139817783296

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947544235506655232

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947544338774528000

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2017 10:37 PM (eh0Va)

143 Best of luck, T! What'll you be teaching?

Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (y+SdL)

144 My 12-year old niece loves chicken nuggets, which is fine and normal for a gal her age.

But what worries me is... she also likes... HomeTown Buffet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (eMKNe)

145 . and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls


And by "women" you mean those guys with the manbuns? Yup, the videos have plenty of shots of them weeping also.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

146 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics



The Grand Sharia Council will be in their bunks.

Posted by: Mullah Molnar at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (zCyNd)

147 If I only had a heart
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----------------

Yeah, yeah. You can't fool me. I know better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (5OO3x)

148 Any truth to a rumor that the pussy hats will be marching again in January 2018? For what purpose, may I ask?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 10:30 PM (pNxlR)

Because this time, it will force Trump out of office!

Posted by: josephistan at December 31, 2017 10:33 PM (ANIFC)


If they do, Trump should have a press conference and start by announcing that the march of the pussy hats has left him no choice but to resign....and then, after a few seconds, remark that anyone dumb enough to believe that is probably wearing a pussy hat.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (bZ7mE)

149 We're hearing rumors that Obama's balls are about to drop!

Posted by: This Is CNN at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (clYld)

150 Way to go T!! What will you teach?

Posted by: moki at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (V+V48)

151 129 121, Yes Insomniac, YOU!!! You guys have helped me keep my sanity through a lot of medical issues this year, as well as some other challenges. I am grateful.
Posted by: moki at December 31, 2017 10:34 PM (V+V4

We love ya, darlin'. You're a sweet, kind person.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

152 My wine glass is empty.

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (9hz4k)

153 I want what garrett is smoking and eating.

Posted by: Monk at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (g4lFK)

154 >>>>127 teh puppehs and kittehs say otherwise MisHum
((Hug))

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (DAdSz)

155 Even More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947544622728916992

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947544721324462080

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947544829843705857

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947544992771342336

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947545177127837697

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/947545295512113152

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2017 10:39 PM (eh0Va)

156 I'd take those pinch-faced protestors more seriously if they were rocking some of these:

https://tinyurl.com/y6wux5dh

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 31, 2017 10:39 PM (/qEW2)

157 Eh? Jimmy Stewart in a Thin Man movie? Who knew?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 10:39 PM (5OO3x)

158 Nothing cheers me up like video of sensitive, liberal men weeping because their gal Hillary lost.
Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

159 Someone said they are having Mariah Carey again
this year because the dumpster fire that was her performance last year
was perfection

Posted by: Cheribebe



Time to break out the queen size fishnets again!

Posted by: Mariah at December 31, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
Does silicone freeze? Cuz you know she'll be hanging them out there, 10 below or not.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2017 10:40 PM (O5Q3r)

160 109
Any truth to a rumor that the pussy hats will be marching again in January 2018? For what purpose, may I ask?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 10:30 PM (pNxlR)

Their cats told them to quit crying and get out of the damn house once in a while.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 31, 2017 10:40 PM (1FhAQ)

161 Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States.

Yay!

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:40 PM (9hz4k)

162 >> I want what garrett is smoking and eating.


*Passes Hash Pipe to Monk**

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:40 PM (5xA/C)

163 Great googly moogly. Kbdabear brings it once again.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

164 Here in southern MS, the temps are headed for freezing, and this shit is projected to last for at least 5* days. My ass, global warming, some assembly required.

Hey Al Gore, not only isn't the Arctic ice free; neither is my back porch. On the brighter side, Al-Jizzera and Qatar paid $500 million for your useless TV channel and have FAILED in the US market.

* I'm supposed to play in a golf tourney in #twoweeks. Fuckity.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2017 10:42 PM (0ogQG)

165 >>I'm supposed to play in a golf tourney in #twoweeks.



Winter Rules!

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:42 PM (5xA/C)

166 My wine glass is empty.

Posted by: ALH
________

So's mine. Except I'm drinking Utica Club.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2017 10:42 PM (y+SdL)

167 Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:40 PM (5xA/C)

Is that the corn beef or roast beef hash?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2017 10:43 PM (3/sUh)

168 not watching any new years drivel. that shit is too refined for my flyover ass. may burn some tires later.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

169
*Passes Hash Pipe to Monk**
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:40 PM (5xA/C)

Intercepted !

Posted by: JEF at December 31, 2017 10:43 PM (urlgO)

170 >> Posted by: kbdabear

Callipygian good show, there.

Also, well, #14 there. In the white slips of fabric. What's that old saying? 50 lbs of stuff in a 10 lb bag.

That gal has 50 lbs of boobs in about a 1lb top. Just bursting out all over.

Not that I object. Quite the contrary.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 10:43 PM (8O3HH)

171 >>Is that the corn beef or roast beef hash?


Hold on, the knives are just about glowing...

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:43 PM (5xA/C)

172 qdpsteve #48: I'm going to heartily enjoy not watching Gathy Kriffin on CNN tonight.

Her plan to have the ball drop be a giant bloody Trump head didn't pan out so well.

Posted by: mindful webworker's old year yox at December 31, 2017 10:43 PM (VQjKe)

173 These cookies I'm eating are making a lot of crumbs. I resolve to clean them up in 2018.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2017 10:44 PM (y+SdL)

174 I wonder how many "Don't Rape Me" bracelets will be collected by thugs from the Religion That Must Not Be Named in Germany this New Year's Eve.

Of course we'll have to find the true number from "Fake News" outlets because the "Real News" outlets will deny there was any problem at all.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2017 10:44 PM (eh0Va)

175
Hold on, the knives are just about glowing...

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:43 PM (5xA/C)


I was going to mention that a pipe was probably not the way to go but I'm glad to see you're on top of it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:44 PM (8gDQu)

176 ]i]DangerGirl, cocktails, wine, beer, etc. welcome!and apps at about 5:00 pm est...

Posted by: RM at December 31, 2017 10:37 PM (eP+dt)

If I leave now, I should be able to make it on time!

Potstickers and salad with sesame dressing are two of my favorite things. Are you making the potstickers from scratch? If so, I want the recipe.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 10:45 PM (/o9Qk)

177
Be at war with your vices

Benjamin Franklin







Alex, I'll take A Man Who Didn't Take His Own Advice for $1000 please.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2017 10:46 PM (eXA4G)

178 Cheers garrett!

Posted by: Monk at December 31, 2017 10:46 PM (g4lFK)

179 It's -18C (0F) here tonight.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 31, 2017 10:46 PM (vWMNq)

180 149 We're hearing rumors that Obama's balls are about to drop!
Posted by: This Is CNN at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (clYld)

Funny.

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:46 PM (9hz4k)

181 121 Eddie was funny and adorable in Trading Places and Beverly Hills Cop. It was all downhill after that, excepting, perhaps Shrek.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


I'll pretend you just forgot 48 Hours, probably due to your advanced age of 29 and 11/12ths.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2017 10:46 PM (0ogQG)

182 I don't start my New Year until May 19th just like God had planned it.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 10:47 PM (2DOZq)

183 Also, well, #14 there. In the white slips of fabric. What's that old saying? 50 lbs of stuff in a 10 lb bag.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 10:43 PM (8O3HH)

Did you happen to notice she was standing up in a motorboat?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2017 10:47 PM (eh0Va)

184 174 I wonder how many "Don't Rape Me" bracelets will be collected by thugs from the Religion That Must Not Be Named in Germany this New Year's Eve.

Of course we'll have to find the true number from "Fake News" outlets because the "Real News" outlets will deny there was any problem at all.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2017 10:44 PM (eh0Va)

They'll take them like trophies.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

185 -2 feels like -20 here in the wilds of Illinois

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 31, 2017 10:47 PM (DAdSz)

186 Well hell, I almost messed that up.

*teeters back from the edge of the barrell*

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 10:48 PM (/o9Qk)

187 Be at war with your vices



Benjamin Franklin



Alex, I'll take A Man Who Didn't Take His Own Advice for $1000 please.


At some point he just realized he'd lost the war.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 31, 2017 10:48 PM (IcT7t)

188

Be warned. In 2018, Earth is ruled by giant alien grasshoppers, who force everyone to do tequila shots when anyone, anywhere, says "amaze-balls". They have overseen the re-relaese of the song "Disco Duck" which is currently the number one hit. On the upside, they have given us genetically modified monkey butlers and sexbots.

Posted by: otho at December 31, 2017 10:48 PM (qGuLD)

189 Can't even guess what a New Years eve with Hillary would be like...

Nor can she imagine New Year's with us, our friends, and where we choose to be. I'm happy with the arrangement.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2017 10:48 PM (clYld)

190 No love for Beverly Hills Cop ?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 10:48 PM (2DOZq)

191 >> Did you happen to notice she was standing up in a
>> motorboat?

You don't say. I missed that somehow....

The top is not the only thing bursting out either....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 10:49 PM (8O3HH)

192 5. Send Rosie O'Donnell that Stink-O-Gram



4. Revenge



3. Lose weight



2. Revenge



1. Revenge


Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:04 PM
--

Can #5 and #3 be changed to "Revenge?"

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: shibumi at December 31, 2017 10:49 PM (aT+Bx)

193
149 We're hearing rumors that Obama's balls are about to drop!
Posted by: This Is CNN at December 31, 2017 10:38 PM (clYld)


1. That explains a lot
2. It won't help one bit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 10:49 PM (pNxlR)

194 188

Be warned. In 2018, Earth is ruled by giant alien grasshoppers, who force everyone to do tequila shots when anyone, anywhere, says "amaze-balls". They have overseen the re-relaese of the song "Disco Duck" which is currently the number one hit. On the upside, they have given us genetically modified monkey butlers and sexbots.
Posted by: otho at December 31, 2017 10:48 PM (qGuLD)

I'm good with that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 10:49 PM (NWiLs)

195 No love for Beverly Hills Cop ?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 10:48 PM (2DOZq)


Or what about Coming To America?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:49 PM (8gDQu)

196 I'm all in on winter golf, but normally it's about 40-45 during the day here. Highs of low 20s with 10-15 mph wind does not work.

Spent a little time on indoor range today, but not the same.

When I have time to complain about golf weather, life overall is pretty darn good.

Posted by: RM at December 31, 2017 10:50 PM (eP+dt)

197 In your Times Square, the New Year's Eve celebrants are in "Security Pens", and they are feeling very secure.

Makes me proud.

[sheds tear of joy]

Posted by: Khruschev's Burial Service, Your Liberty Is Our Hole Filler at December 31, 2017 10:50 PM (pb0y8)

198 197 In your Times Square, the New Year's Eve celebrants are in "Security Pens", and they are feeling very secure.

Why did the phrase "shooting fish in a barrel" just pop into my head?

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:51 PM (9hz4k)

199 shibumi, sure! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:51 PM (eMKNe)

200 196 I'm all in on winter golf, but normally it's about 40-45 during the day here. Highs of low 20s with 10-15 mph wind does not work.

Spent a little time on indoor range today, but not the same.

When I have time to complain about golf weather, life overall is pretty darn good.
Posted by: RM at December 31, 2017 10:50 PM (eP+dt)

"Golf" spelled backwards is "flog."

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

201 In your Times Square, the New Year's Eve celebrants are in "Security Pens", and they are feeling very secure.

It looks like North Korea.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2017 10:51 PM (O5Q3r)

202 Re the two copper theves: ....And the Darwin Award winners for best Duet....a pair who lit up the boards late, making a shocking win in a highly charged competition, the Detroit Duo with the smokin' hot bods...

Posted by: DannyG at December 31, 2017 10:52 PM (yuYaD)

203
Speaking of bursting out. That reminds me, and I'll do some research on the current state of affairs of this fashion trend.

I'm talking the "string bikini". No, not what you usually think. These are of the "minimal to zero coverage" as they call them. There is a "3 string". And then a 2-string.

I won't describe them any further. You can discover that wonder for yourself.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 10:52 PM (8O3HH)

204 Started freezing rain here just at sunset and the roads all iced over in seconds, right as I was heading down the 15% incline out of our housing development.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 10:52 PM (w+Jhj)

205 165 *Passes Hash Pipe to Monk**

Posted by: garrett


*Files Bogarting claim with the 9th Circus Court of Appeals -- Expects to win a restraining order.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2017 10:52 PM (0ogQG)

206 Thanks, MisHum, for a year of great ONT's.

And the Hat Tip.

His mostly the ONT's.

Posted by: ibguy at December 31, 2017 10:53 PM (vUcdz)

207 Happy New Years Horde, Cobs, and Ace.

I'm off to a neighbors party. Play safe!

Posted by: Monk at December 31, 2017 10:53 PM (g4lFK)

208 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:49 PM (8gDQu)

Or the underrated Golden Child.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 10:53 PM (2DOZq)

209 Be at war with your vices

Cmon back to bed, turncoat....

Posted by: The Ladies of Paris at December 31, 2017 10:53 PM (clYld)

210 188. On balance - a win!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 31, 2017 10:53 PM (fA1SL)

211 Coming to America is the second best movie, ever.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:54 PM (5xA/C)

212 My neighbors must have run out of ammo. The shooting has ceased.

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:54 PM (9hz4k)

213 Started freezing rain here just at sunset and the roads all iced over in seconds, right as I was heading down the 15% incline out of our housing development.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 10:52 PM (w+Jhj)

Saw on the news the clouds/fog was freezing.

Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2017 10:55 PM (0+nbW)

214 Or the underrated Golden Child.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 10:53 PM (2DOZq)


Or Holy Man, which I liked a lot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:55 PM (8gDQu)

215 With my current nic, I feel like I should be running around with a bucket in Times Square. Has anyone seen Count de Monet?

Posted by: Khruschev's Burial Service, Your Liberty Is Our Hole Filler at December 31, 2017 10:55 PM (pb0y8)

216 When their pussyhats are exchanged for burqas, they can blink twice all they want through the eye slits. It won't do them any good.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 31, 2017 10:55 PM (/qEW2)

217 wow. They closed westbound I-40 at the bottom of the mountain for 5 hours. I can only imagine the hellacious traffic jam.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 10:55 PM (w+Jhj)

218 Coming to America is the second best movie, ever.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 10:54 PM (5xA/C)


I don't think it made it into the Moron Canon in the movie thread, but it should have.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:56 PM (8gDQu)

219 188 Be warned. In 2018, Earth is ruled by giant alien
grasshoppers, who force everyone to do tequila shots when anyone,
anywhere, says "amaze-balls". They have overseen the re-relaese of the
song "Disco Duck" which is currently the number one hit. On the upside,
they have given us genetically modified monkey butlers and sexbots.


Posted by: otho


Living The Dream.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2017 10:56 PM (0ogQG)

220 Mr. D. has to head out early tomorrow morning to go "babysit" his dad. The overpasses are all iced over and have been since late this morning. If you all could put in a small prayer that he makes it there and back safely (about 30 miles each way) I would so appreciate it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 10:56 PM (/o9Qk)

221 Started freezing rain here just at sunset and the roads all iced over in seconds, right as I was heading down the 15% incline out of our housing development.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Salt truck just came by. Breeze is up. NWS has issued Black Ice warning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 10:57 PM (9tO1t)

222
Finished off the last of the mimosa, all one and one-half glasses' worth. Ate what may have been some dicey shrimp earlier tonight -- will know in an hour or two or three if everything suddenly gets all rumbley in the GI.

It's been cool to see the snow sublime from day to day here on the Delmarva Peninsula. Temperatures have not been above freezing at anytime since Christmas Eve. We have a bag of ice outside on our porch since that time and it has not exhibited even the slightest degree of melting.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 10:57 PM (pNxlR)

223 Prayers DangerGirl.

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:57 PM (9hz4k)

224 NWS has issued Black Ice warning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 10:57 PM (9tO1t)


You mean NWA.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:57 PM (8gDQu)

225 My neighbors must have run out of ammo. The shooting has ceased.

They're tending to their wounded.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2017 10:57 PM (clYld)

226 "Saw on the news the clouds/fog was freezing.

Posted by: BignJames"

I can tell you it was no picnic to be driving in it. Glad I had the AWD to be able to get back up the hill to the house. I saw a bunch of 2WD cars trying to get up one grade and not having too good a time of it.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)

227 I can't believe no mention of Trading Places has been made.

Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 10:58 PM (9hz4k)

228 How could I forget. One of my favorites after hating it the first time I saw it.

Bowfinger



Also Life is an excellent movie. Martin Lawrence makes that one though.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 10:58 PM (2DOZq)

229 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2017 10:58 PM (ayUOl)

230 Saw on the news the clouds/fog was freezing.
Posted by: BignJames
------------

Freezing mist. Coated my truck and the porch stairs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 10:58 PM (9tO1t)

231 I meant hash, dammit.

Posted by: Khruschev's Burial Service, Your Liberty Is Our Hole Filler at December 31, 2017 10:59 PM (pb0y8)

232 DangerGirl, sorry to say I'm using frozen potstickers. I leave stuff like egg rolls, potstickers, pizza, wings, etc. to the folks who do them for a living, Saves time and sanity and I can't beat them at their own game.

But they should still be good with their lime ponzu sauce. Don't let that keep you away!

.

Posted by: RM at December 31, 2017 10:59 PM (eP+dt)

233 "Salt truck just came by. Breeze is up. NWS has issued Black Ice warning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

I know I wouldn't go back out unless it was a life or death matter. I only drove a half mile to pick up food and then back home and that was enough.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 10:59 PM (w+Jhj)

234 The movie blew chunks but Eddie Murphy was excellent in Dream Girls.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:59 PM (8gDQu)

235 Robert, good to see you!

Or are you a different Robert? In that case, welcome!

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 31, 2017 10:59 PM (/A+Cl)

236 You mean NWA.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
-----------

Salt = white = racist

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 10:59 PM (9tO1t)

237 Be warned. In 2018, Earth is ruled by giant alien grasshoppers, who force everyone to do tequila shots when anyone, anywhere, says "amaze-balls". They have overseen the re-relaese of the song "Disco Duck" which is currently the number one hit. On the upside, they have given us genetically modified monkey butlers and sexbots.

Posted by: otho
________

I hope OceanLab if forced to do the remake.

My monkey butler had better be dressed appropriately.

It would seem that I have no say about the sexbots, so I'm resigned to that.

Happy 2018!

Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2017 11:00 PM (y+SdL)

238 Robert's here, we can start the party.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 31, 2017 11:00 PM (IcT7t)

239 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:59 PM (8gDQu)

Aren't you watching the first ATP tournament of 2018?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:00 PM (2DOZq)

240 I stayed home this evening. Wasn't all that happy about it, but it appears to have been the right decision.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 31, 2017 11:00 PM (bZ7mE)

241 I know I wouldn't go back out unless it was a life or death matter. I only drove a half mile to pick up food and then back home and that was enough.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
---------

That's what you get for living up at Mt. McSnooty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 11:00 PM (9tO1t)

242 Alexandria, VA is cold. In the mid teens. You'd think being in the proximity of Hades,,,,I mean,,,,,Washington DC it would be warmer but nope.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2017 11:01 PM (efpkN)

243 188 Be warned. In 2018, Earth is ruled by giant alien
grasshoppers, who force everyone to do tequila shots when anyone,
anywhere, says "amaze-balls". They have overseen the re-relaese of the
song "Disco Duck" which is currently the number one hit. On the upside,
they have given us genetically modified monkey butlers and sexbots.


Posted by: otho


Living The Dream.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2017 10:56 PM


It's pretty amaze-balls. *world wide tequila shot*

Posted by: otho at December 31, 2017 11:02 PM (qGuLD)

244 239 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 10:59 PM (8gDQu)

Aren't you watching the first ATP tournament of 2018?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:00 PM (2DOZq)

Right when I posted that they ended their coverage to show Serena's match from yesterday. Where's my remote?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:02 PM (2DOZq)

245 Good evening.
Posted by: Robert


Happy Gnu Year!

Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 31, 2017 11:02 PM (AoK0a)

246 Aren't you watching the first ATP tournament of 2018?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:00 PM (2DOZq)


I started. I was watching Tiafoe against some Brit, Ebden. It was meh. I'm looking forward to better matches soon.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 11:02 PM (8gDQu)

247 Happy New Year Horde!

I'm confused by the first sign "white lies denial ignorance kills people" perhaps an Oxford comma would help?

And I must have missed,the comment about what Garrett is eating and while im sure it is tasty I'd be happy if he'd just hands over what he's smoking.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 31, 2017 11:03 PM (IDhUW)

248 I stayed home this evening. Wasn't all that happy about it, but it appears to have been the right decision.
Posted by: Grey Fox
-----------

As an unrelated aside, the other day I ran across a vintage brass powderhorn that I found at an excavation site when I was a kid. Checking, I was surprised to find that they are a dime a dozen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 11:03 PM (5OO3x)

249 RM, no biggie. I use the frozen ones too, and I'm pretty sure most of the Chinese joints around me do as well!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:03 PM (/o9Qk)

250
Thank you to everyone who thought this was a good night to shoot off tons of fireworks. We and the dogs appreciate it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2017 11:03 PM (qt1Ry)

251 Black Ice Matters!

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2017 11:04 PM (sdi6R)

252 Currently -12 in here in Central Iowa, with -33 wind chill. Yes, Fahrenheit. Overnight low of -19 is forecast, with a warmup to a balmy -2 tomorrow.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at December 31, 2017 11:04 PM (DNH+H)

253 -7 air temp here. wind about 20 mph. mrs. chavez and i are back from friends. i hate wisconsin. fuck new years.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:04 PM (KP5rU)

254 DangerGirl,
userealbutter.com has an excellent pot sticker recipe and tutorial. It's what my recipe is based on.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 31, 2017 11:04 PM (kufk0)

255 Right when I posted that they ended their coverage to show Serena's match from yesterday. Where's my remote?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:02 PM (2DOZq)


I saw some of that yesterday. I thought it was some sort of exhibition ... and I don't bother watching exhibitions. I do like watching Ostepenko. She's a feisty little thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 11:04 PM (8gDQu)

256 243 188 Be warned. In 2018, Earth is ruled by giant alien
grasshoppers, who force everyone to do tequila shots when anyone,
anywhere, says "amaze-balls". They have overseen the re-relaese of the
song "Disco Duck" which is currently the number one hit. On the upside,
they have given us genetically modified monkey butlers and sexbots.


Posted by: otho


Living The Dream.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2017 10:56 PM


It's pretty amaze-balls. *world wide tequila shot*
Posted by: otho at December 31, 2017 11:02 PM (qGuLD)

Hold on. This is just a plot to distract us as we all die from alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 11:04 PM (NWiLs)

257 Welll, I would contend that playing golf can be more painful than being flogged.

Posted by: RM at December 31, 2017 11:04 PM (eP+dt)

258 I'm confused by the first sign "white lies denial ignorance kills people" perhaps an Oxford comma would help?
--------------

I saw that also. I think what would help would be psychotherapy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 11:04 PM (5OO3x)

259 I"m late to the party on that douchebage Bret Stephens liking everything that Trump has done but still wishing Hillary was president....My 2 cents is that it all boils down to not wanting Trump to get any credit for anything good.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 31, 2017 11:05 PM (mc8++)

260 Or are you a different Robert? In that case, welcome!
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 31, 2017 10:59 PM (/A+Cl)

Same Robert, unless I was butchered and my body is being worn as a skinsuit by some psychotic insane madman!




Happy Gnu Year!
Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 31, 2017 11:02 PM (AoK0a)

Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you?

*Cockeyed stare*

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2017 11:05 PM (ayUOl)

261 Its well below freezing here but If have had enough Schwatfzhog I wouldn't care. If I was on the Titanic enough of this and I wouldn't care if I was sinking.

Posted by: Colin at December 31, 2017 11:05 PM (rgpGL)

262
Go to the Daily Mail. Melania did not go with the LBD. Not at all. That's a $5500 dress. I don't know what I think of it, really.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:06 PM (8O3HH)

263
shibumi, sure! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 10:51 PM

So... "revenge" in 2018.
It's ALL good!

Posted by: shibumi at December 31, 2017 11:06 PM (aT+Bx)

264 258 I'm confused by the first sign "white lies denial ignorance kills people" perhaps an Oxford comma would help?
--------------

I saw that also. I think what would help would be psychotherapy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 11:04 PM (5OO3x)

Won't help. I'm thinking involuntary admission to a locked inpatient psych unit. For life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 11:06 PM (NWiLs)

265 This champagne really isn't that good.

Knew I should have gotten that moscato I like.

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2017 11:06 PM (ayUOl)

266 I don't understand why those people want to be in Times Square for New Years. Too much yellow snow.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2017 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

267 247
I'm confused by the first sign "white lies denial ignorance kills people" perhaps an Oxford comma would help?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 31, 2017 11:03 PM (IDhUW)


I noticed that myself. "Lies Denial Ignorance Kills People" makes sense somewhat, but why tack "White" onto it? As is, it looks like word salad.

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2017 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

268 As an unrelated aside, the other day I ran across a vintage brass powderhorn that I found at an excavation site when I was a kid. Checking, I was surprised to find that they are a dime a dozen.

By brass powderhorn, do you perhaps mean a powder flask, shaped a bit like a teardrop with a valve on top? Or do you mean a copy of a cowhorn in brass?

What kind of excavation?

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 31, 2017 11:07 PM (bZ7mE)

269 Won't help. I'm thinking involuntary admission to a locked inpatient psych unit. For life.
Posted by: Insomniac
-------------

Ah. The dart gun.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 11:07 PM (5OO3x)

270
Correction: THe dress is "on sale" for just $2200.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:07 PM (8O3HH)

271 last i heard, brett stephens was sipping on an aids infected rhesus monkeys' love muscle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:07 PM (KP5rU)

272 Well I was going to say 'Hippy New Year!' but then thought better of it ...

Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 31, 2017 11:08 PM (AoK0a)

273 Doesn't look like much of a party in NYC. No singing, no dancing girls, no beer sellers, no drug deals going down. More security than spectators.

Posted by: Wayne B Amblin at December 31, 2017 11:08 PM (KdDCu)

274 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hxlCUm_tVA

Kingston Town

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 31, 2017 11:08 PM (vWMNq)

275 Holy moses, lin-duh that recipe looks great. I've never made my own dumpling dough, it sort of intimidates me.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:08 PM (/o9Qk)

276 God bless the moron horde, which keeps me laughing all year.

Hillary Clinton will never be President. This will never get old to me.

Happy new year, my friends.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at December 31, 2017 11:08 PM (b8TNV)

277 By brass powderhorn, do you perhaps mean a powder flask, shaped a bit like a teardrop with a valve on top? Or do you mean a copy of a cowhorn in brass?

What kind of excavation?
Posted by: Grey Fox
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Powder flask, thank you. Excavation was for a church expansion down in low country SC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 11:09 PM (5OO3x)

278 Hold on. This is just a plot to distract us as we all die from alcohol poisoning.


Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 11:04 PM


I think it's probably to distract us from the sexbots are also monkeys.... sexmonkeybots. It's working. No one gives a shit.

Posted by: otho at December 31, 2017 11:09 PM (qGuLD)

279 "92 What's the most awesomest fast food tantrum various Horde members have ever witnessed? Gotta be some great stories out there!

Got to see the emotional three year old throw a tantrum about chicken nuggets on multiple occasions in the last six months. Feet stomping, crying loudly, the works."

LOL! When I saw that, my first thought was of my 5 year old grandson visiting last week, and I made some fantastic mashed potatoes with lots of butter, everyone loved them, they were for supper - and he decided he wouldn't eat any and nobody could make him do it. he wouldn't even taste them, the little butt. Well, he does that when he gets in a mood.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2017 11:09 PM (V2Yro)

280 I have a heater that's on it's last legs. Going to get a new HVAC system in a couple of months. Really didn't want to run it but I have no choice now.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:09 PM (2DOZq)

281 I'm putting on my pink pussy hat, heading out to the local watering hole, and I'm reckoning on scoring some fine female companionship. Ain't no luck involved, ya'll.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2017 11:09 PM (bJ0w+)

282
It's 3 degrees. Going down to -3.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 31, 2017 11:09 PM (+iFQS)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:10 PM (cu8/f)

284 283: Miley?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

285 92 What's the most awesomest fast food tantrum various Horde members have ever witnessed? Gotta be some great stories out there!


Myself when I got home and my order was completely wrong.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:10 PM (2DOZq)

286 I think it's probably to distract us from the sexbots are also monkeys.... sexmonkeybots. It's working. No one gives a shit.
Posted by: otho


"Welcome to the Monkey House!" was not a how-to manual ...

Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 31, 2017 11:10 PM (AoK0a)

287 Floral Erdem gowns are rather popular with the royal ladies in Europe

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 31, 2017 11:10 PM (DAdSz)

288 I'm not sure, chavez...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:11 PM (cu8/f)

289 It's not as hard as it seems and you'll get hang of it after a few. The dough is very forgiving and pretty easy to work with. Her tutorial is easy to follow. I don't use her dipping sauce recipe though. I have my own that is way better.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 31, 2017 11:11 PM (kufk0)

290 kbdabear - I only check your stuff to make sure it is compliant, and I'd like to congratulate you on your utterly compliant end-of-year swimsuit edition. Especially liked the synchronized swimming sset.

Wonderfully warming images for a nippy NYE night. Nippy. SWIDT?

Your nic link needs an http:// intro to it, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker's learning curves at December 31, 2017 11:11 PM (VQjKe)

291 By the way, that dummy who rigged the door to electrocute his wife must not watch much crime tv, the spouse is the first person the cops look at in a murder investigation.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2017 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

292 Way way back when, I was driving down a rutted highway, rutted because we'd had a freezing rain/snowfall and the roads were unbelievably icy and noticed a slight shimmy of the front end of the car next to me so, I started pumping the brakes because I knew the guy was going to lose it. Sure enough, I got just back of him and biff! he spun a couple of times and into the snowbank he goes.

Had I not noticed, I'd have been clipped when the guy spun out.

Pulled over, looked at the way the car was in the snow, told him to get back in and pushed him out and sent him on his way.

So glad I don't live in MN any more. Although, CA sucks and I can't wait to move.

Posted by: Blake at December 31, 2017 11:12 PM (WEBkv)

293 What's the most awesomest fast food tantrum various Horde members have ever witnessed? Gotta be some great stories out there!


Adults or kids?

Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2017 11:12 PM (0+nbW)

294 Homely Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWhPBGQcSbw

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 31, 2017 11:12 PM (vWMNq)

295 I don't think Ben was at war with his vices. I think he was a collaborator.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:13 PM (cu8/f)

296 245 Happy Gnu Year!

Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic


Fuckin' A -- I'm makin' bacon; no animals were sexually abused though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2017 11:13 PM (0ogQG)

297 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

{{{Miss Miley!}}}

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 31, 2017 11:13 PM (IcT7t)

298 >>>the ultimate symbiosis of grease and acid


Sounds like the description of some innovative rock band fusing genres together. "I saw The Emulsifiers open for Chicken & Champagne at the Cow Palace in '92".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 31, 2017 11:13 PM (/qEW2)

299
It's not as hard as it seems and you'll get hang of it after a few. The
dough is very forgiving and pretty easy to work with. Her tutorial is
easy to follow. I don't use her dipping sauce recipe though. I have my
own that is way better.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 31, 2017 11:11 PM (kufk0)


My feelings wouldn't be hurt if you wanted to share that dipping sauce.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:14 PM (/o9Qk)

300 White lies kill people
Out right lies merely wound?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 31, 2017 11:14 PM (IDhUW)

301 "Welcome to the Monkey House!" was not a how-to manual ...


Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 31, 2017 11:10 PM


There's actually a joint round the corner called The Monkey House Of Happy Endings.

Greetings from the future, A!

Posted by: otho at December 31, 2017 11:14 PM (qGuLD)

302 I'm confused by the first sign "white lies denial ignorance kills people" perhaps an Oxford comma would help?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel
________

The grammar does make it confusing.

"White" refers to former Yankees outfielder Roy White.

"Lies" means reclines, and in he lies in eternal repose.

"Denial" is the refusal to accept that Roy White is dead, which is correct because he's still alive.

"Ignorance kills people" is a combination of a logic puzzle and a joke. Ignorance does not kill people but some people don't know that. Pretty clever, really.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2017 11:14 PM (y+SdL)

303 I'm confused by the first sign "white lies denial ignorance kills people" perhaps an Oxford comma would help?

--------------



I saw that also. I think what would help would be psychotherapy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 11:04 PM (5OO3x)



Won't help. I'm thinking involuntary admission to a locked inpatient psych unit. For life.


Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 11:06 PM
--

You're ALL correct.

Posted by: shibumi at December 31, 2017 11:15 PM (aT+Bx)

304 So many news stories of murder suicides of couples or just murder of the wife lately that I'm starting to think most of you ladies aren't very good at the selecting process.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:15 PM (2DOZq)

305 {{{Blanco}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:15 PM (cu8/f)

306 >>the ultimate symbiosis of grease and acid




I did saw an eigth grade rendition of Bye Bye Birdie on Mushrooms. Back in 1990.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 11:15 PM (5xA/C)

307 Miley!!!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 11:15 PM (eMKNe)

308 Looking at the Trumps at NYE. I can't believe how tall Barron is.


Which led me to look up President Trump's height.


Which reminded me how Jeb! stood up on his tiptoes for the photo from the first(?) debate.


Which sent me into giggles. What an ass.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:16 PM (/o9Qk)

309 I did saw....hah. Nice re-write.

Apparently those knives did the trick.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 11:16 PM (5xA/C)

310 I'm back. I nodded off these for a bit, and then WeaselWoman came home and regaled me with the family dinner hijinks. But now it looks like I'm awake.

Posted by: Weasel at December 31, 2017 11:16 PM (Sfs6o)

311 garrett, how many pieces did you saw those 8th graders into? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 11:16 PM (eMKNe)

312 Thermometer showing 16.5 deg and dropping here, light snow and breeze. I expect that it is a shade cooler up at A'ville Robt's place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 11:16 PM (9tO1t)

313 Rat In Mi Kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLoXFmJBvlk

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 31, 2017 11:16 PM (vWMNq)

314 Greetings from the future, A!
Posted by: otho


Somehow "The grasshoppers. No! No! Not the grasshoppers!!!!" just doesn't have the same ring to it ...

Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 31, 2017 11:17 PM (AoK0a)

315 Twilight Zone report: There is a Giant Ewok on a plane Capt. Kirk is flying in and he's freaking out. Poor guy. He was safer in space.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2017 11:17 PM (efpkN)

316 Jeb is having a new year's party tonight.

All by himself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 11:17 PM (eMKNe)

317 >> Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Oh, joy, Her Grace is back. Happy New Year, Your Grace. Wonderful to see you back.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)

318 Powder flask, thank you. Excavation was for a church expansion down in low country SC.

I see. I was initially thinking in terms of archeological excavations.

Powder flasks were pretty common in the 19th century, but still a neat find. I don't know much about them, since they only became common after the era that I am most interested in, but you are interested you might get an interlibrary loan of this book: https://tinyurl.com/ydehwtxu

Might be able to figure out when your flask was made and used if you don't already know, and, you never know, it might be a rare variant or something....

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 31, 2017 11:18 PM (bZ7mE)

319 I never saw a fast food tantrum

Posted by: donna &&&&&&v posting on her white pjone at December 31, 2017 11:18 PM (xI5Z4)

320 Miley! You're back! W00T!

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 11:18 PM (NWiLs)

321 Puddleglum, at least Kirk doesn't have to sit through the in-flight movie 'The Last Jedi.'

From what I've heard, if a stewardess held a vote of passengers: "Do you want to watch The Last Jedi as your in-flight movie, or crash into a mountain?", most groups would vote for the mountain.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 11:19 PM (eMKNe)

322 >> Jeb is having a new year's party tonight.

Low energy. The day room at the nursing home looks like Times Square by comparison.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:19 PM (8O3HH)

323 Happy New Year to one and all.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 31, 2017 11:19 PM (nBr1j)

324 293 What's the most awesomest fast food tantrum various Horde members have ever witnessed? Gotta be some great stories out there!


Adults or kids?
Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2017 11:12 PM (0+nbW)

---------------------------

Wasn't fast food, but, I was sitting in a restaurant and listened to this kid whine about it being cold in the restaurant. The mom tried every bribe under the sun on her son to get him to shut up but nothing worked. Then, dad decided to start whining about the restaurant being cold.

I thought:

1. You're teaching your kid that if he whines enough, he'll get what he wants

and

2: Dad needed to have his man card revoked.

Posted by: Blake at December 31, 2017 11:19 PM (WEBkv)

325
3060 pills are Amphetamine Salts.

Posted by: Monk at December 31, 2017 10:13 PM (g4lFK)

Whatever. He was carrying enough heroin alone to get himself a date with the hangman, were he in Singapore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2017 11:19 PM (d6iST)

326 319 I never saw a fast food tantrum
Posted by: donna &&&&&&v posting on her white pjone at December 31, 2017 11:18 PM (xI5Z4)

It's the number 4 combo at Burger King. You can super size it for only a dollar more.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 11:20 PM (NWiLs)

327 qdpsteve!!!!


Oh, joy, Her Grace is back. Happy New Year, Your Grace. Wonderful to see you back.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)

Thank you, publius. It's good to be back!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:20 PM (cu8/f)

328
In case you missed the 1977 parody of Star Wars:

Hardware Wars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ymFxkFfIhU

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 31, 2017 11:20 PM (+iFQS)

329 (((miley)))

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)

330 If ignorance killed people all the Leftists would have croaked a long time ago

Posted by: donna &&&&&&v posting on her white pjone at December 31, 2017 11:20 PM (xI5Z4)

331 >> Thank you, publius. It's good to be back!

It wasn't the same without you. You were missed greatly, as you can see.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:21 PM (8O3HH)

332
It's good to be black!

Or white!

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 31, 2017 11:21 PM (+iFQS)

333 KEROSENE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuO3wwLuF0w

Posted by: BIG BLACK at December 31, 2017 11:21 PM (5xA/C)

334 Thanks for the ONT!

Hope everyone's prep for the new year (alcohol or no) is going well.

3,190 doses of heroin. Kind of seems like this guy might have been a dealer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:21 PM (ycWCI)

335 Hi Insomniac!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:21 PM (cu8/f)

336 Well peeps, it's about 9 degrees here in the Bluegrass. It's going down to about 2 tonight.

Momma kitteh is in da house, actually on my side of the bed snoozing. Mrs. Clinger is on the other side. Reminds me of a Bob Dylan song.

Have a Horde New Year...

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2017 11:22 PM (iiixZ)

337 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:21 PM (ycWCI)

Personal use only if he was Kieth Richards.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:22 PM (2DOZq)

338 one of the youtube feeds from NYC had the broadcast networks repeating democrat talking points highlights of 2017 completely unaware of the irony.

apparently

Posted by: Wayne B Amblin at December 31, 2017 11:22 PM (KdDCu)

339 Steve Harvey looks like an Eskimo pimp.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2017 11:22 PM (O5Q3r)

340 {{{qdpsteve}}}

{{{publius}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:23 PM (cu8/f)

341 Johnny B. Goode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjGLMcrWrS8

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 31, 2017 11:23 PM (vWMNq)

342 awww shucks ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 11:23 PM (eMKNe)

343 Willkommen zuruck, Fraulein Miley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:23 PM (ycWCI)

344 I had only a split of champagne to drink and I I've had it already, which was not good planning. Now I have to make do with seltzer water

Posted by: donna &&&&&&v posting on her white pjone at December 31, 2017 11:23 PM (xI5Z4)

345 DangerGirl,
I'll email it to you tomorrow.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 31, 2017 11:23 PM (kufk0)

346
jeez I can't believe Malmo made the NatGeo Bucket List. it's the global
Gang Rape/torture Capital, isn't it three in a month and really awful
ones with torture involved?

Big media blackout on the perps, too...

Posted by: vivi at December 31, 2017 10:14 PM (11H2y)

NatGeo is now worthless. They are in the tank for the Gerbil Worming fraud, and for every other cockamamie Leftard idea that comes down the pike.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2017 11:24 PM (d6iST)

347 Personal use only if he was Kieth Richards.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:22 PM (2DOZq)

I was going to say Charlie Sheen, but that works too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:24 PM (ycWCI)

348 >>>Hope everyone's prep for the new year (alcohol or no) is going well.


I have rum and flat cola.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:24 PM (cu8/f)

349 >> {{{publius}}}

It's a breach of protocol to hug a duchess back, I think. Or maybe that's just royalty. But I'm gonna do it anyway,

{{{Miley}}}

If that gets me sent to the Tower, then so be it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:24 PM (8O3HH)

350 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:21 PM (ycWCI)

Personal use only if he was Kieth Richards.


Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:22 PM


Yeah, that would only be a 24 hour supply, I think.

Posted by: otho at December 31, 2017 11:25 PM (qGuLD)

351 It's minus 3 degrees here in northeast PA. Probably going to be the coldest night of both 2017 & 2018.
Happy New Year.

Posted by: Cosda at December 31, 2017 11:25 PM (c8eE3)

352 Merry New Years.


Yes plural.


I had no ideer there were catheters for the backend.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2017 11:25 PM (+lOpA)

353 Any chance the left over liquor at walmart will be half price tomorrow?

Worth braving the icy roads to go get some?

Posted by: Wayne B Amblin at December 31, 2017 11:25 PM (KdDCu)

354 "
Thermometer showing 16.5 deg and dropping here, light snow and breeze. I
expect that it is a shade cooler up at A'ville Robt's place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

I'd have to go out and start the car and read the temp off the dash, which require going outside and $%!@ that ^(#.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 11:25 PM (w+Jhj)

355

It's starting to sound like a country-western song in here.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 31, 2017 11:25 PM (+iFQS)

356 MMmmm... potstickers!

I've used this recipe with great success:

https://youtu.be/ggdqHEZ6dfw

Simple stuff, freezes well! --be sure to mix it *very* well--

5 - 6 green onions, sliced


1/4 - 1/3 head of cabbage, thinly sliced and finely chopped


2 lbs ground pork


1 tbsp sesame oil


2 tbsp soy sauce


2 tbsp grated garlic


1 1/2 tsp grated ginger


1/2 tsp Salt


1/2 tsp Pepper

Put a small spoonful into each wonton wrapper and fold closed. I got 7 dozen (plus a few extra) with this basic recipe.
--------------

For (Quick!) dipping sauce:

1/4 cup Yoshida's Original Sweet Teriyaki
1 tsp grated ginger
1tsp crushed garlic
1/2 tsp rice vinegar
2 tsp soy sauce
1/4tsp onion powder -or- 1 finely minced green onion
Optional: a few drops of chili oil for *spicy kick*

Put all ingredients into small jar, cover, shake until well blended. Keep refrigerated, lasts up to 4 days.

Enjoy!

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2017 11:25 PM (yD/Pf)

357 happy new year, miley!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

358 I have rum and flat cola.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:24 PM (cu8/f)

Now all you need is sodomy and the lash.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:25 PM (ycWCI)

359 Posted by: ibguy at December 31, 2017 10:53 PM (vUcdz)

Happy New Year to you to

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (3/sUh)

360 Hi, Miley! Happy New Year!

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (sdi6R)

361 If that gets me sent to the Tower, then so be it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:24 PM (8O3HH)

Never! Hug away. I wish they were IRL hugs. I've been essentially untouched for four years. I have to whisk off the cobwebs myself, too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (cu8/f)

362 Hadrian #250: Thank you to everyone who thought this was a good night to shoot off tons of fireworks. We and the dogs appreciate it.

Dear ol' Gimli (died Nov 3) hated loud noises. Neighbors' gun practice, fireworks, thunder, sirens, cats fighting, would send him running to me like a puppy, seeking reassurance.

I have no doubt he would've taken on a tiger to protect us, so it was always kinda funny to see him cringe and run at noises.

He got calmer about it as he got older; possibly hearing loss. But I spent many a thundering night, half-asleep, petting, petting, petting his nuzzling head, saying, it's all right, it's all right.

Posted by: mindful webworker's dear old friend is gone at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (VQjKe)

363
Just think how much better all the pussy hat knitters and crocheters lives would had been if instead they'd devoted that time they wasted for something more purposeful -- like learning how to make tasty and satisfying sammiches.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (pNxlR)

364 >> Personal use only if he was Kieth Richards.

Hella tolerance. Junkies can reach unbelievable levels of tolerance (they get in a coffin corner), but 3190 is a quite a few doses still, even for someone at that level.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (8O3HH)

365
I'd have to go out and start the car and read the temp off the dash, which require going outside and $%!@ that ^(#.


Too bad they didn't have a thing on the internet...and they could call it...accuweather....

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (+iFQS)

366 It's starting to sound like a country-western song in here.
Posted by: Soothsayer

You need an old pair of cowboy boots, a southbound train and a lost dog.

Miley? Never heard of her.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (S6Pax)

367 Somehow "The grasshoppers. No! No! Not the grasshoppers!!!!" just doesn't have the same ring to it ...

Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 31, 2017 11:17 PM (AoK0a)


If you only knew...

Posted by: Bernard Quatermass at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (itfg0)

368 The good cheap champagne was sold out already. Only had Korbel left, which my wife hates.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 11:27 PM (w+Jhj)

369 Just took the dog out. 12 degrees with a windchill of 0. Snowing, and it is so cold this is some of the finest snow I have ever seen. It is like little shards of glass falling and covering everything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:27 PM (ycWCI)

370 344 I had only a split of champagne to drink and I I've had it already, which was not good planning. Now I have to make do with seltzer water
Posted by: donna &&&&&&v posting on her white pjone at December 31, 2017 11:23 PM (xI5Z4)

I've had enough to drink. I had an awesome bottle of red wine. Sea smoke pinot. Great bottle of wine.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2017 11:27 PM (Ri/rl)

371 I'd have to go out and start the car and read the temp off the dash, which require going outside and $%!@ that ^(#.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
-------------

*note to self: buy Robt a thermometer for Christmas next year*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 11:27 PM (cp1if)

372 355

It's starting to sound like a country-western song in here.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 31, 2017 11:25 PM (+iFQS)

--------------------------------

sorta like this one?

https://tinyurl.com/lctbeyw

Posted by: Blake at December 31, 2017 11:27 PM (WEBkv)

373 7 Hahaha -

Alwys makes me laugh when people get electrocuted while trying to steal Live Wire.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2017 09:59 PM (5xA/C)

++++

Evolution in action.

-Larry Niven

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 31, 2017 11:27 PM (FUu/Z)

374 Dunkirk was quite disappointing. I get that there needs to be personal stories, but they did a piss poor job of conveying the scope of both the problem (350 - 400 thousand stranded soldiers) and the civilian effort. At most I saw maybe a thousand soldiers and a dozen civilian boats.

Oh, and Kenneth Branagh stood in the same spot for all of his scenes. The story lines they had tended to drag (best one being old man and two boys in the civilian boat). Dull movie about an interesting historical time

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 31, 2017 11:28 PM (oAY8z)

375 I have rum and flat cola.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:24 PM (cu8/f)

Now all you need is sodomy and the lash.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:25 PM (ycWCI)



What arrrrrgggh you suggesting, knave?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:28 PM (cu8/f)

376 Hella tolerance. Junkies can reach unbelievable levels of tolerance (they get in a coffin corner), but 3190 is a quite a few doses still, even for someone at that level.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (8O3HH)

So, I am not familiar, how much is a dose?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:28 PM (ycWCI)

377 >> Now all you need is sodomy and the lash.

:wink:

I'm in my dominatrix outfit. And freshly waxed 'n' bleached.

Posted by: Our favorite female soccer goalie at December 31, 2017 11:28 PM (8O3HH)

378 Those compilations of the sad Hillary supporters are going to get old some day. Today is not that day.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2017 10:18 PM (y+SdL)



Those people are completely fucking insane. They aren't voters or citizens so much as they're cultists.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 31, 2017 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

You know what would make a funny youtube video? Bunch of Morons (the good kind) sitting around drinking, snarking, and laughing while they watch the Hillbots lose it. Sort of like MST3K or something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2017 11:28 PM (d6iST)

379 Great song for tonight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm6TsYypBpY

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2017 11:28 PM (eMKNe)

380 Happy new year, chavez!!! I've missed you guys.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:28 PM (cu8/f)

381
What arrrrrgggh you suggesting, knave?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:28 PM (cu8/f)

I could see you captaining a pirate ship.

Set full sail, man! That's Black Jack Miley on the horizon!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:29 PM (ycWCI)

382 My wife wants a dog. I said "Go stand outside for 10 minutes tonight, then come back in and tell me how much you want a dog."

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 11:29 PM (w+Jhj)

383 it's colder than shit. what kind of world are our children leaving for keith richards?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

384 If you only knew...
Posted by: Bernard Quatermass at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (itfg0)


Weird stuff happening in Hobbs Lane again, Doc?

Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 31, 2017 11:29 PM (AoK0a)

385 302 I'm confused by the first sign "white lies denial ignorance kills people" perhaps an Oxford comma would help?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel
________

The grammar does make it confusing.

"White" refers to former Yankees outfielder Roy White.

"Lies" means reclines, and in he lies in eternal repose.

"Denial" is the refusal to accept that Roy White is dead, which is correct because he's still alive.

"Ignorance kills people" is a combination of a logic puzzle and a joke. Ignorance does not kill people but some people don't know that. Pretty clever, really.

FireHorse, that explanation was Princess Bride -esque(?) in its brilliance

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 31, 2017 11:29 PM (IDhUW)

386 Happy New Year Ont. Hanging with my sweetheart, listening to music and waiting just a bit longer before we start on the champagne

Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:29 PM (PmCoA)

387 Happy new year, rickl!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:29 PM (cu8/f)

388 You don't want to know what she does with the black jack either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:30 PM (ycWCI)

389 346
jeez I can't believe Malmo made the NatGeo Bucket List. it's the global
Gang Rape/torture Capital, isn't it three in a month and really awful
ones with torture involved?

Big media blackout on the perps, too...

Posted by: vivi at December 31, 2017 10:14 PM (11H2y)

NatGeo is now worthless. They are in the tank for the Gerbil Worming fraud, and for every other cockamamie Leftard idea that comes down the pike.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Transgenderism is totally science you science denier!!

Posted by: National Geographic at December 31, 2017 11:30 PM (efpkN)

390 368 The good cheap champagne was sold out already. Only had Korbel left, which my wife hates.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 11:27 PM (w+Jhj)

Just mix some white wine with club soda.

Posted by: josephistan at December 31, 2017 11:30 PM (ANIFC)

391
What the hell was the fake newsy name they were applying to arctic air masses moving southward and making things 'colder than normal", hell, coldmageddon a couple of years ago? Was it polar vortex, or am I misremembering?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 11:30 PM (pNxlR)

392 383 it's colder than shit. what kind of world are our children leaving for keith richards?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

Well, plenty of one kind of snow, anyway.

Might actually count as Hell for Keith, though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (ycWCI)

393 Only the true badasses can steal live wire.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (+lOpA)

394
Get used to really big powerballs and megamillions jackpots.

They increased the odds from 1 in 180 million to 1 in 300 million.

And as of about a year ago, megamillions is $2, just like powerballs.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (+iFQS)

395 Happy New Year, fappers and fappees.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (tRaq7)

396 I knew not to chug the absinthe so damn early in the evening.

Coulda sworn I saw a Miley visage, but ... hallucinations?

*glug, glug*

Trippy, man!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


(actually, welcome back, M'lady!)

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (QzJWU)

397 Auld Lang Syne: Royal Scots Dragoon Guards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to1xT93IlUI

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (vWMNq)

398 >> So, I am not familiar, how much is a dose?

You know, I have no idea for heroin in mg. There are tables online of "opioid equivalent doses" which will give you a basis of comparison for all legal opioids. Some of which are more powerful than heroin.

Anyway, junkies can build up amazing tolerances, taking doses that would be lethal for a normal person.

But none for heroin. I'm sure it's available, you'd just have to search in the right (or wrong) places.

The trouble with street drugs is the purity and composition is really unknown, so you don't know really what you're getting. It's a dangerous game.

Posted by: Our favorite female soccer goalie at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (8O3HH)

399 lin-duh, yassssssss...thank you so much!


Mr. D just went to bed, so I guess I'm celebrating New Year's with you, Horde. Twice. Once for EST and once for CST.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (/o9Qk)

400 today was the 50th anniversary of the Ice Bowl in Green Bay

Posted by: donna &&&&&&v posting on her white pjone at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (xI5Z4)

401 As Ace has taken twitter off for the night, here's Canadian conservative Kate of Small Dead Animals' twitter feed that has up-to-date Iran threads:
https://twitter.com/katewerk

Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (QCX64)

402 What the hell was the fake newsy name they were applying to arctic air masses moving southward and making things 'colder than normal", hell, coldmageddon a couple of years ago? Was it polar vortex, or am I misremembering?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 11:30 PM (pNxlR)

Polar Vortex sounds right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (ycWCI)

403 Did I crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of the women?

https://youtu.be/OBGOQ7SsJrw

I did. Of course I would have been happy this year even if I only have my health and crush my enemies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (rnAwa)

404 >>>Miley? Never heard of her.

I'm also known as Godzilla. But that's a story for another time...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (cu8/f)

405 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:21 PM (ycWCI)

What is he was turning his life around for $200?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2017 11:32 PM (3/sUh)

406 What the hell was the fake newsy name they were applying to arctic air
masses moving southward and making things 'colder than normal", hell,
coldmageddon a couple of years ago? Was it polar vortex, or am I
misremembering?

Polar Death Plague Climate Change Vortexes.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2017 11:33 PM (QCX64)

407 Happy New Years Backwards, my dog is farting up my front room, uggg pheeew

Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:33 PM (PmCoA)

408 Odd--it's been two days and still no tweet from Obama in support of Iran's young people.

Why, it's almost as if he supports the police state-regime instead of the people.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 31, 2017 10:06 PM (Ndje9)


Obama is just pissed that the Iranian people aren't cooperating with his plans to let Iran export terrorism and build nukes. A retired CIA guy said this morning on Fox News that Obama forbad the intelligence community from having any contact with the survivors of the Green Movement that fled Iran after the protests in 2009 were suppressed by imported Hezbollah goons.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 31, 2017 11:33 PM (5Yee7)

409 >> I have to whisk off the cobwebs myself, too.

Cobwebs, smobwebs. I'd go right through em without blinking. And I'd better get myself spruced up a bit as well.

Posted by: Our favorite female soccer goalie at December 31, 2017 11:33 PM (8O3HH)

410 "Just mix some white wine with club soda.

Posted by: josephistan"

One of our neighbors gave us a bottle of sparkling apple cider. Non-alcoholic, since he knows I don't drink.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 11:33 PM (w+Jhj)

411 So, I am not familiar, how much is a dose?


Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:28 PM


Depends on the stuff and the person. Somewhere between a 16th gram and as high as a quarter... or thereabouts.

Posted by: otho at December 31, 2017 11:33 PM (qGuLD)

412

Wildfire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3OnSQc48s

Posted by: Wayne B Amblin at December 31, 2017 11:34 PM (KdDCu)

413 Happy New Years, lousagirl ...

How to properly enjoy champagne ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFqZhadwvG0
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 31, 2017 11:34 PM (AoK0a)

414 Set full sail, man! That's Black Jack Miley on the horizon!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:29 PM (ycWCI)

I have TWO AoS bracelets, and that means 2 skulls with crossbones.

I am unbleached and unwaxed. Wanna make something of it, Hope Solo?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:34 PM (cu8/f)

415
Off sock. I'm sure Miley wants no hugs from her.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:34 PM (8O3HH)

416
So, I am not familiar, how much is a dose?


It just takes one ... wait, are we not talking about venereal diseases here?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 11:35 PM (pNxlR)

417 I am hoping next year can be better. I spent the year dealing with frustration, fear and issues from my own bad decisions. Because I blame myself, I struggle and make them worse, or at least more messy.

I am glad so many wonderful things have happened, and that some sanity is around. I am inspired by things I have been directed to and witnessed, but personally life has been a lot of suck.

Happy new years. I think I can start drinking now.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2017 11:35 PM (2K6fY)

418 Adriane, Miley Chavez Jim Donna everyone, mwaa

Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:35 PM (PmCoA)

419 I have TWO AoS bracelets, and that means 2 skulls with crossbones.

I am unbleached and unwaxed. Wanna make something of it, Hope Solo?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:34 PM (cu8/f)

See, you have someplace to put the burning fuses!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:35 PM (ycWCI)

420 Rod Stewart (Stirling Castle)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al7ONqrdscY

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 31, 2017 11:36 PM (vWMNq)

421 >>>I'm confused by the first sign "white lies denial ignorance kills people" perhaps an Oxford comma would help?


What is meant by "white lies"? Is it something like:

"Do I look like a blobfish with glasses wearing an ill-fitting tea cozy?"

"No! Of course not. You look distinguished. Redoubtable. Brave."

Ie. the SJW version of "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 31, 2017 11:36 PM (/qEW2)

422 well I'm not going to make it to midnight so happy New Year's horde.

Posted by: donna &&&&&&v posting on her white pjone at December 31, 2017 11:37 PM (xI5Z4)

423
Bing had a very pretty picture of New Year's fireworks in the Austrian mountains north of Innsbruck today. Give it a look before it moves on.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 11:37 PM (pNxlR)

424
Wiiiilllllllddddffaaaahhhhr!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 11:38 PM (pNxlR)

425 422: same to you donna! stay warm.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:38 PM (KP5rU)

426 Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2017 10:39 PM (eh0Va)

I'd like to start a fund to buy those ladies better quality swimwear. All too often, the camera catches them tugging at it, in an effort to keep it from falling down. Sad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2017 11:38 PM (d6iST)

427 >>>Cobwebs, smobwebs. I'd go right through em without blinking. And I'd better get myself spruced up a bit as well.



Spoken like a real man!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:38 PM (cu8/f)

428 407 Happy New Years Backwards, my dog is farting up my front room, uggg pheeew
Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:33 PM (PmCoA)

I just shut the door to my screened porch and brought the cat inside because I can smell a skunk. I smelled the cat to make sure she wasn't sprayed through the screen.

I don't know what is worse, skunk or dog farts.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2017 11:38 PM (Ri/rl)

429 Happy New Year Donna.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2017 11:39 PM (Ri/rl)

430 Julie Andrews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8NSKN5Dlk8

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 31, 2017 11:39 PM (vWMNq)

431 Off sock. I'm sure Miley wants no hugs from her.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:34 PM (8O3HH)

I saw through that sock, Publius!

And no, Miley doesn't do the lezbean thing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:39 PM (cu8/f)

432
are there skunk farts?

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2017 11:39 PM (+lOpA)

433
Elton John

Daniel - leaving on a jet plane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f0TMfQNRk8

Posted by: Wayne B Amblin at December 31, 2017 11:39 PM (KdDCu)

434 JIM!!! {{{Jim}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:40 PM (cu8/f)

435 caligirl, happy new year!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:40 PM (KP5rU)

436 Happy New Year, donna and all your ampersands!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:40 PM (/o9Qk)

437 HAPPY NUDE YEAR !!!!!!!!! But not in this frigid weather Morons @ ETTE'S









Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 31, 2017 11:40 PM (y3aQB)

438 Hi Miley!!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 31, 2017 11:40 PM (/Ioag)

439 my 2017 was pretty good until September when my brother-in-law died. that was rough. still is. worse for my sister. she is up north at their cabin right now and tells me she still can't bear to go through his clothes and possessions.

Posted by: donna &&&&&&v posting on her white pjone at December 31, 2017 11:40 PM (xI5Z4)

440 Happy New Year Everyone. No where I Would rather spend New Years than here.

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at December 31, 2017 11:40 PM (Vuaet)

441 It just takes one ... wait, are we not talking about venereal diseases here?
Golf clap.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2017 11:41 PM (QCX64)

442 Caligirl, my dog is really old and stinky, haha
Happy New Year we have a while to go huh

Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:41 PM (PmCoA)

443 Happy New Year!

Posted by: catwrangler at December 31, 2017 11:41 PM (LY6Ds)

444 happy New Year dangergirl!

Posted by: donna &&&&&&v posting on her white pjone at December 31, 2017 11:41 PM (xI5Z4)

445 Kindletot,

Here's to a better 2018 for you!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 31, 2017 11:42 PM (IDhUW)

446 Happy New Year Everyone.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 31, 2017 11:42 PM (vWMNq)

447 Well Mariah made it thru her performance, no backing track and girl has definitely lost her voice. Her singing was very flat.

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 31, 2017 11:42 PM (DAdSz)

448 I don't know what is worse, skunk or dog farts.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2017 11:38 PM (Ri/rl)

Dog farts are better. Nothing funnier than a dog farting and them being startled and staring at their ass with a look of: "What in the wide wide world of sports is going on back there?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:42 PM (ycWCI)

449 I am hoping next year can be better. I spent the year dealing with frustration, fear and issues from my own bad decisions. Because I blame myself, I struggle and make them worse, or at least more messy.

I am glad so many wonderful things have happened, and that some sanity is around. I am inspired by things I have been directed to and witnessed, but personally life has been a lot of suck.

Happy new years. I think I can start drinking now.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2017 11:35 PM (2K6fY)

Kindltot, many of us have had difficulties this year, but are stronger and more resolute for it. If weepy.

I speak for myself, of course.

Here's hoping for progress in the new year - cheers!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:42 PM (cu8/f)

450 OK. Going to bed. Good night and Happy New Year everyone.

Posted by: Weasel at December 31, 2017 11:42 PM (Sfs6o)

451 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HAPPY NEW YEAR BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBIERGER at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (FTPVM)

452 Hi Alberta, Happy New Year, hope you are staying warm

Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (PmCoA)

453 Crosses Miley off of Date Night list.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (QCX64)

454 Anyone else not bothering to watch the ball drop?

Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (cAnNx)

455 Oh dog farts are the worst, but they at least are fleeting.


I have a 10 year old mutt who I swear something crawled up him and died. Awful.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (/o9Qk)

456 Adriane, Miley Chavez Jim Donna everyone, mwaa

Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:35 PM (PmCoA)


{{{lousagirl}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (cu8/f)

457 423
Bing had a very pretty picture of New Year's fireworks in the Austrian mountains north of Innsbruck today. Give it a look before it moves on.



Bing changes out the pics at there homepage at 0300 EST.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (efpkN)

458 See, you have someplace to put the burning fuses!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:35 PM (ycWCI)



Now that's a visual...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:44 PM (cu8/f)

459 Me, buzzion.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:44 PM (/o9Qk)

460 Happy New year weasel, sleep good

Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:44 PM (PmCoA)

461 450: happy new year weasel.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:44 PM (KP5rU)

462 whyever did Brett Stephens think that his brain fart was of interest to the world at large?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 31, 2017 11:44 PM (/Ioag)

463 If there's any one thing for which I'm grateful right now it's that Baby Sister is *still* with us, and called me this afternoon to wish us a Happy New Year.

{{{Hugs}}}

Posted by: ibguy at December 31, 2017 11:44 PM (vUcdz)

464 "Well Mariah made it thru her performance, no backing track and girl has definitely lost her voice. Her singing was very flat.

Posted by: Cheribebe"

To be fair, trying to sing when you are inhaling 0 degree air ain't no picnic.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 11:45 PM (w+Jhj)

465 {{{donna-with-the-things}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:45 PM (cu8/f)

466 Happy new year, weasel!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:45 PM (/o9Qk)

467 Kenny Rodgers

Ruby - don't take your love to town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ChPI5pAet8

Posted by: Wayne B Amblin at December 31, 2017 11:45 PM (KdDCu)

468 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BUZZION IS DEAD BUT WILL HAVE A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBIERGER at December 31, 2017 11:45 PM (FTPVM)

469 >>Spoken like a real man!

Only in spirit, your Grace. The flesh,Clint Eastwood, I ain't. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.

There was a story about that. It involved early attempts at translation by computer program. A test was to translate something into the target language, then translate it back, and see how mangled it was.

They put that "spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak" through that, going
English-->Russian-->English, and the result was "The wine is good, but the meat is spoiled".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:45 PM (8O3HH)

470 454: i'm not not. stupid as fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:45 PM (KP5rU)

471 454 Anyone else not bothering to watch the ball drop?
Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (cAnNx)


Since I don't have TV, yes.

I was just about to note that the blog clock is about 5 minutes slow.

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2017 11:45 PM (sdi6R)

472 455 Dangergirl, yeah mines 15 and he smells like it

Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:45 PM (PmCoA)

473 Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ3Bb4UsXhU

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 31, 2017 11:45 PM (vWMNq)

474 My poor big red dog. We got a new couch a couple of weeks ago and he's not allowed on it. You'd think I told him that I was never feeding him again and was kicking him out on the street. The looks that boy can give.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:46 PM (/o9Qk)

475 Junkies can reach unbelievable levels of tolerance (they get in a coffin corner), but 3190 is a quite a few doses still, even for someone at that level.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (8O3HH)


It sounds like a lot but ... for something that you have to take daily (maybe twice a day) a couple with a tolerance of no more than 4 times a regular dose would only have a little over one year's supply with that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 11:46 PM (8gDQu)

476 Dog farts are better. Nothing funnier than a dog farting and them being startled and staring at their ass with a look of: "What in the wide wide world of sports is going on back there?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:42 PM (

You're right, that is funny. Lab farts are terrible.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2017 11:46 PM (Ri/rl)

477 Gotta go get the wine glasses ready.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 11:46 PM (w+Jhj)

478 Hi Miley!!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 31, 2017 11:40 PM (/Ioag)


{{{bth}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:46 PM (cu8/f)

479 the only place Brett Stephens wants to see balls drop is onto his lips.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 31, 2017 11:46 PM (/Ioag)

480 I noticed that myself. "Lies Denial Ignorance Kills
People" makes sense somewhat, but why tack "White" onto it? As is, it
looks like word salad.



Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2017 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

Well, they are the products of the leftard's school system.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2017 11:47 PM (d6iST)

481
Golf clap.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2017 11:41 PM (QCX64)


That's just the worst kind of dose, and your balls are never quite the same ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 11:47 PM (pNxlR)

482 454 Anyone else not bothering to watch the ball drop?
Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (cAnNx)



Watching The Twilight Zone marathon on SyFY.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2017 11:47 PM (efpkN)

483 464 true story. Performing couldnt be a picnic

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 31, 2017 11:47 PM (DAdSz)

484 POETRY! A scrap of... something... recently rediscovered buried in my desk heaps... It's a Harry Potter thing.

Ol' Tom Riddle

Ol' Tom Riddle
was a nasty piece of work
Creepy little kid
who grew up to be a jerk
Killed a load of people
and drove other folks berserk
Married Miley Cyrus
when he saw how she could twerk.

© 2017 MindfulWebworks all rites reversed

Posted by: mindful webworker's clearing the buffers at December 31, 2017 11:47 PM (VQjKe)

485 Dangergirl, yeah mines 15 and he smells like it

Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:45 PM (PmCoA)


They can sure put out some stank.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:47 PM (/o9Qk)

486 Happy new year, Weasel!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:47 PM (cu8/f)

487 Praying the people in Iran are able to prevail against the Mullahs. Their bravery leaves me breathless. What an amazing beginning to 2018 should they prevail. Major prayer for them.

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at December 31, 2017 11:48 PM (Vuaet)

488 ten more minutes left to an epic year. I got a parttime gig after 15 months of joblessness and DJT is president.
No NYE party IRL this year but I pulled a muscle in the gym today so I wouldn't be out anyway. Plus freezing.

Posted by: vivi at December 31, 2017 11:48 PM (11H2y)

489 Crosses Miley off of Date Night list.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (QCX64)


Is it because of not bleaching or not waxing?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:49 PM (cu8/f)

490 (Little) Rocket Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI2yDAyWYI

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 31, 2017 11:49 PM (vWMNq)

491 Happy (and healthy) New Year, horde!

Posted by: CN at December 31, 2017 11:49 PM (5gaNQ)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:49 PM (cu8/f)

493 istening to wbab staten islands' guido rock station. close as i get to new years.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:49 PM (KP5rU)

494 482 454 Anyone else not bothering to watch the ball drop?
Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (cAnNx)


Watching The Twilight Zone marathon on SyFY.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2017 11:47 PM (efpkN)

Impractical Jokers marathon for me (I finished TZ earlier this year), then maybe a Rifftrax short

Posted by: josephistan at December 31, 2017 11:50 PM (ANIFC)

495 Happy new year guys and gals, I'm turning in.

Turning into what, I don't know. But turning in nonetheless.

Here's to a great 2018.



Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2017 11:50 PM (tr2D7)

496 I got a parttime gig after 15 months of joblessness and DJT is president.

Whoa! Good job getting the gig.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 31, 2017 11:50 PM (/Ioag)

497 I am so going to suck Evan's load down tonite.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 31, 2017 11:50 PM (FTPVM)

498 Only the true badasses can steal live wire.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2017 11:31 PM (+lOpA)



There was a Scooby Doo episode where the bad guy was an electricity monster who could shock people by touching them. The way he did it was that he wore a rubber scuba suit that insulated him from the electricity. These guys should have worn rubber scuba suits.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 31, 2017 11:51 PM (/qEW2)

499 I just finished my last cigarette. Hopefully.

Now to go get the champagne.

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2017 11:51 PM (sdi6R)

500 Oh, joy, Her Grace is back. Happy New Year, Your Grace. Wonderful to see you back.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)

Likewise from me!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2017 11:51 PM (d6iST)

501 435 caligirl, happy new year!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:40 PM (KP5rU)

Happy New Year to you!

Happy New Year to the Horde as well, may the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2017 11:52 PM (Ri/rl)

502 Hi Boulder, Happy New Year
Hubby and I watch all the time zones ring in the New Year, tradition

Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:52 PM (PmCoA)

503 Currently watching The Amazing Race Season 1 on Amazon Prime to pass the time.



Also, for those who like old-school cooking shows and are members of Prime, they have entire series of the old "Great Chefs of..." series from the 80's and 90's. I loved watching these back then and am enjoying them all over again. As well as Jacques Pepin with Julia Child series.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:52 PM (/o9Qk)

504 aop, happy new year, stude guy!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:52 PM (KP5rU)

505
Checking out to watch and listen to Beethoven's Ninth performed by the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.

A Happy New Year to all y'all!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 11:53 PM (pNxlR)

506 421

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 31, 2017 11:53 PM (IDhUW)

507 Happy New Year to the Horde who brighten my days and keep me amused and sane. May 2018 bring you only good health and good times and lots of prosperity!

Posted by: arieswoman at December 31, 2017 11:53 PM (fwWWI)

508 Anyone else not bothering to watch the ball drop?
Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (cAnNx)


========

They've made it about the two poofters anyway, so why bother? The ball is just a supporting act.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 31, 2017 11:53 PM (/qEW2)

509
Idiot on FOX singing that Lennonist communist tripe, "Imagine", I hear in the background.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 31, 2017 11:53 PM (8O3HH)

510 vivi at December 31, 2017 11:48 PM (11H2y)

Good luck with gig.

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Adriane the Evening News Critic ... at December 31, 2017 11:54 PM (AoK0a)

511 Happy New Year, Ace, The Cobs & The Horde.

Thank you for all you do.

Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2017 11:54 PM (2hlqN)

512 hi lousa!

I really hope the Iranians get their act together... I'd love to go there one day...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 31, 2017 11:54 PM (/Ioag)

513 496 thanks, um, boulder (?). It's good to have some dough coming in. I'm alway a bit sad on NYE, I met Michael at a NYE party in 1980. I just raised a glass to the box with his ashes in the next room.

Posted by: vivi at December 31, 2017 11:54 PM (11H2y)

514 Does Beano work on doggehs?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 31, 2017 11:54 PM (tRaq7)

515 Bing had a very pretty picture of New Year's fireworks in the Austrian mountains north of Innsbruck today.

I dimly remember (because reasons) a ski village New Years in Austria. There were no fireworks that made it that high. Everything was street-level. Very 'exciting' and loud and colorful. No one was injured. My hearing came back.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2017 11:54 PM (clYld)

516 Happy New Year to everyone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2017 11:54 PM (ycWCI)

517 Congrats Vivi Happy New Year East Coasters, much Love and happiness 2018

Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:55 PM (PmCoA)

518 Happy New Year to the Horde. There are too many to name individually. Thanks for all of your help and support, material or otherwise.

{{{Horde}}}

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2017 11:55 PM (sdi6R)

519 Just about EST new year's eh?


HAPPY 2018 Eastern Horde! Much love and I hope 2018 brings you much joy and luck!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:55 PM (/o9Qk)

520 492

?

Oh well, fresh drink!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:55 PM (cu8/f)

521 Happy new year.

Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2017 11:55 PM (cAnNx)

522 I'm going to re-post this:

A toast to absent friends.

Joffin
Backhoe
Angler
Peek-a-boo-boo

Perhaps there are others..
-------

And this:

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

And surely ye'll be your pint-stowp,
And surely I'll be mine!
And we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 11:55 PM (cp1if)

523 And a Happy New Years fellow East Coasters!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2017 11:55 PM (efpkN)

524 Happy New Year folks

Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2017 11:55 PM (O5Q3r)

525 Posted by: vivi at December 31, 2017 11:54 PM (11H2y)

Hugs to you, congrats on the new job.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2017 11:55 PM (Ri/rl)

526 To you too, DangerGirl!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:55 PM (cu8/f)

527 well lthat's it, gang.

Posted by: vivi at December 31, 2017 11:56 PM (11H2y)

528 Whoo hoo! Now, off to bed....

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 31, 2017 11:56 PM (bZ7mE)

529 Just think how much better all the pussy hat
knitters and crocheters lives would had been if instead they'd devoted
that time they wasted for something more purposeful -- like learning how
to make tasty and satisfying sammiches.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2017 11:26 PM (pNxlR)

Maybe they could learn to knit rectal catheters; evidently there's a shortage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2017 11:56 PM (d6iST)

530 As they say in Hungary, BUEK!

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 31, 2017 11:56 PM (zCyNd)

531 Minx server time test.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 31, 2017 11:56 PM (/qEW2)

532 Happy New Year! Remember, don't throw away your old calendars. They'll be useful again in 7-14 years. Save some money that way.

Posted by: josephistan at December 31, 2017 11:56 PM (ANIFC)

533 Hey cool, I can see the fireworks going off at the National Harbor in MD and I'm nice and warm in my home.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2017 11:56 PM (efpkN)

534 "308 Looking at the Trumps at NYE. I can't believe how tall Barron is.
Which led me to look up President Trump's height."

I was with my nephews and grandnephews on Thanksgiving in Phoenix, there are a lot of tall people in the family, I'm 6'2", brother is taller, and so the kids I was with are his grandkids. ages 7, 5, and 3. The oldest won looks like he's going to be tall, 5 year old, not so much - and then the 3 year old is some kind of genetic mutant. He's very sweet, and kinda goofy, and at 3 he only weighs 6 pounds less than the 7 year old, is almost as tall, and has shoulders twice as wide. His mom calls him her Giant Baby, we're all betting on him ending up at about 6'7" and 240 (at least!). No one who meets him believes his age.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2017 11:56 PM (V2Yro)

535 Happy New Year!


*shoots off fireworks*

*blows off thumb*

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2017 11:56 PM (sdi6R)

536 test

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2017 11:56 PM (9hz4k)

537 Happy New Year

Posted by: Big V at December 31, 2017 11:56 PM (MVE/7)

538 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 31, 2017 11:51 PM (/qEW2)

They should have at least bought the heavy duty electricians gloves .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:57 PM (2DOZq)

539 Happy New Year to everyone in the East!

I'm still on AoSHQ time, so there's still 3 minutes left in 2017.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2017 11:57 PM (y+SdL)

540 thanks CaliGirl! Happy New Year!

Posted by: vivi at December 31, 2017 11:57 PM (11H2y)

541 AOP!!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 31, 2017 11:57 PM (cu8/f)

542 Lost, 2017 - Oldest brother. Amazing man, taken too soon by medical malpractice due to might-have-been-treatable cancer. You'll always be my big bro.

Lost, 2017 - Gimli, dog of fifteen years, dear companion, brilliant teacher, dear friend. Good dog.

New, 2017 - Grandson. Miracle baby. Answer to prayers (some from Horde).

Okay, top that, 2018.

Posted by: mindful webworker's challenge at December 31, 2017 11:57 PM (VQjKe)

543 Happy New Year! I hope 2018 is the year I lose my virginity!

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 31, 2017 11:58 PM (GtG/j)

544 Lennon's "Imagine" ---


"Imagine Yoko Ono was Good Looking,
Imagine if she could sing...."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2017 11:58 PM (V2Yro)

545 Merry New Year!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 31, 2017 11:58 PM (w+Jhj)

546 Posted by: mindful webworker's challenge at December 31, 2017 11:57 PM (VQjKe)

Sorry for your losses, cheers to your blessings.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2017 11:58 PM (Ri/rl)

547 One more hour to go. I can do it. I think I can. I think I can.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 31, 2017 11:58 PM (/o9Qk)

548 Happy New Year to the horde. Be well, all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:59 PM (KP5rU)

549 Think back to when you were a senior in high school and how far away 2018 seemed to you.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:59 PM (2DOZq)

550 To 2017 ...

Well.... bye!

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2017 11:59 PM (eh0Va)

551 Happy New Year...

Ya crazy bastidges.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2017 11:59 PM (EyPfd)

552 To be fair, trying to sing when you are inhaling 0 degree air ain't no picnic.

I wonder if that would change your frequencies a little.

Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2018 12:00 AM (clYld)

553 Miley!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 12:00 AM (mMeIQ)

554 I just raised a glass to the box with his ashes in the next room.

Posted by: vivi at December 31, 2017 11:54 PM (11H2y)

Weird - I just raised mine to Timmy's ashes in the other room.

To those who have gone ahead to put in a good word for us!

Cheers, sweetheart! I miss you!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:00 AM (cu8/f)

555 Happy New Year, everyone!

Posted by: FireHorse at January 01, 2018 12:00 AM (y+SdL)

556 i hope 2018 is the year that HRC and a bunch of FBI swampdwellers learn whether or not they look good in orange.

Posted by: vivi at January 01, 2018 12:00 AM (11H2y)

557 Happy New Year! I hope 2018 is the year I lose my virginity!
Posted by: Serious Cat at December




you should give yourself some rufies and wander into the castro district. solved.

Posted by: llllllllll at January 01, 2018 12:00 AM (MTjB1)

558 1St in 2018!?

Posted by: pogomip at January 01, 2018 12:00 AM (UtUau)

559 Happy New Year, Hordelings!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 12:00 AM (tRaq7)

560

We lost Angler?
I didn't know.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 01, 2018 12:01 AM (+iFQS)

561 rickl #499: I just finished my last cigarette. Hopefully.
Now to go get the champagne.


rickl: thanks for all the links you've posted
God bless you all the way in the battle for life.

Posted by: mindful webworker's rocket pocket at January 01, 2018 12:01 AM (VQjKe)

562 On a more philosophical, or perhaps literary bent, this from Halprin's 'Winter's Tale'.

The scene is a club where a New Year's party is being held, turn of the 19th century NYC:

"Then she turned about in her seat and faced a set of French doors against which the cold wind was pushing a shower of winter stars. Without warning, they burst open. Then, inexplicably, the next set of doors flew open too, and so on and so forthright down the line, until the twenty one sets of doors at Mounquin's had all opened in a machine-gun like percussion that that stopped the orchestra and the dancers. The fresh air stoked the fire and turned it from a purring cat into an enraged Bessemer furnace, and the icicle-covered trees outside began to tinkle like a thousand sleigh bells. Then the hands of the clock began to race like the tortoise and the hare, and both reached midnight at the same time. The clock struck along with every clock in New York, and the church bells, fireworks, and ship whistles all sounded at once, turning the entire city into a giant hurdy-gurdy.

It soon got so cold that the men rushed to close the doors. When they had shut them and the room was again silent, they saw that several women had begun to cry. The women said that it was because of the numbing cold that had washed over their bare shoulders, but even strangers embraced sadly as they coasted into the new year and felt its strength commencing. They cried because of the magic and the contradictions; because time had passed and time was left; because they saw themselves as if they were in a photograph that had winked fast enough to contradict their mortality; because the city around them had conspired to break a hundred thousand hearts; and because they and and everyone else had to float upon this sea of troubles, watertight. Sometimes there were islands, and when they found them they held fast, but never could they hold fast enough not to be moved and once again overwhelmed."

-------------

Hold tight to your islands, Horde

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 12:01 AM (nBBdT)

563 549 Think back to when you were a senior in high school and how far away 2018 seemed to you.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 31, 2017 11:59 PM (2DOZq)


We were going to have Moon and Mars colonies, for sure.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:01 AM (sdi6R)

564 Minx is 4 minutes off.

Ugh. Thought it was going to be peaceful re fireworks, due to the cold. It is noticeably more peaceful than in the past. Still there's a few loud ones... I hope these a-holes get frostbite.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 12:01 AM (/qEW2)

565 HAPPY NEW YEAR

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 12:02 AM (aC6Sd)

566 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14mFabPxk80&list=RD14mFabPxk80

That's a traditional, haunting version of Auld Lang Syne, sung as it should be. In original Scot.

This is for you Duchess, and your Tim. Note the lyrics well.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 12:02 AM (8O3HH)

567 Happy New Year dear Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2018 12:02 AM (fNu7U)

568 Good grief Rickl, now run off to the ER nd get it reattached ASAP!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 12:02 AM (IDhUW)

569 We were going to have Moon and Mars colonies, for sure.
Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:01 AM (sdi6R)

I was told there would be flying cars.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:03 AM (Ri/rl)

570 WDS!!!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:03 AM (cu8/f)

571 Getting texts from the East Coast, so it must be time- Happy New Year back there and thank you for giving us Donald Trump!

Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2018 12:03 AM (clYld)

572 Happy New Year, my friends! May you all have joy and felicitations!

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 01, 2018 12:03 AM (1FhAQ)

573 i hope 2018 is the year that HRC and a bunch of FBI swampdwellers learn whether or not they look good in orange.

Posted by: vivi
________

Orange is still the new pink.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 01, 2018 12:03 AM (y+SdL)

574 We almost do have personal hovering drone cars...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2018 12:04 AM (/Ioag)

575 Hi Alberta, Happy New Year, hope you are staying warm

Posted by: lousagirl at December 31, 2017 11:43 PM (PmCoA)

Back atcha! Doesn't seem as cold here in my basement office as it did last night. I don't have the electric heater on yet. About -25C outside, meaning sub-zero F. The snow squeaks when I walk on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 12:04 AM (d6iST)

576 I was told there would be flying cars.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Coming right up!

Posted by: Elon Musk at January 01, 2018 12:04 AM (eMKNe)

577 You people sometimes make it awfully dusty in here. God bless you all.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:04 AM (/o9Qk)

578 unless DJT has a trumpcard somewhere, a yuge glorious trumpcard, the GOP is losing the House in 2018

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2018 12:05 AM (/Ioag)

579 So Baltimore is playing The Immigrant Song with the fireworks.

Fitting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 01, 2018 12:05 AM (EyPfd)

580 We were going to have Moon and Mars colonies, for sure.

Posted by: rickl
________

They also said we'd be eating earthworms. On the bright side, we're not. So there's that.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 01, 2018 12:05 AM (y+SdL)

581 Okay, it's 2018 in the Eastern seaboard.

Now for the other time zones...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:05 AM (eMKNe)

582 Happy New Year mindful, hugs and a better 2018

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:05 AM (PmCoA)

583 2018 will be the best year ever.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2018 12:06 AM (Uha1o)

584 569
I was told there would be flying cars.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:03 AM (Ri/rl)


And moving sidewalks!

Well, they're talking about self-driving cars anyway. Not that I'm looking forward to them.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:06 AM (sdi6R)

585 Happy New Year plus 10 minutes! (Clink!)




Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 01, 2018 12:06 AM (QU+qf)

586 558 1St in 2018!?
Posted by: pogomip at January 01, 2018 12:00 AM (UtUau)

I don't think you're first, but you're the first to call it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:06 AM (Ri/rl)

587 Happy new year qdpsteve

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:06 AM (PmCoA)

588 unless DJT has a trumpcard somewhere, a yuge glorious trumpcard, the GOP is losing the House in 2018

bring it. Just means the burning times get here sooner.

Posted by: Wayne B Amblin at January 01, 2018 12:06 AM (KdDCu)

589 So how many billions of SJW tears will fall in 2018?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:06 AM (eMKNe)

590 lousagirl, thanks, you too!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:07 AM (eMKNe)

591 CaliGirl #546: Sorry for your losses, cheers to your blessings.

Thankee, CG. Each year, month, day, hour has its own highs and lows. Ebbs and flows. Comes and goes. Death and life and breath and strife.

Waking up daily. Can be painful. So far, beats the alternative.

Posted by: mindful webworker's having a great NYE with friends in gray boxes at January 01, 2018 12:07 AM (VQjKe)

592 It sounds like a lot but ... for something that you
have to take daily (maybe twice a day) a couple with a tolerance of no
more than 4 times a regular dose would only have a little over one
year's supply with that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 31, 2017 11:46 PM (8gDQu)

But junkies are not exactly the sort of practical people who will plan ahead and stock up a year's supply of their dope. Guy carrying that much is probably a supplier to the street dealers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 12:07 AM (d6iST)

593 We were going to have Moon and Mars colonies, for sure.
Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:01 AM (sdi6R)



No shit. What a ripoff.

Posted by: eleven at January 01, 2018 12:07 AM (+lOpA)

594 Has anyone found the crying videos from the right when Obama won?

Posted by: X-ray at January 01, 2018 12:08 AM (QQ4UP)

595 But we can't hold to our islands Mike. Isn't that the point of the story?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 12:08 AM (IDhUW)

596 Ditto, Miley. I miss him every day. I spotted him across the room and thought "There he is."
He told a joke and I was the only one who laughed and I spent the rest of the night telling him every joke I knew.
He died a couple of weeks after Obama was sworn in for his first term. I"m glad he missed that but he would have loved Trump.

Posted by: vivi at January 01, 2018 12:08 AM (11H2y)

597 This online ONT new years cyber party is great. But, where are the cybersnacks?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:08 AM (eMKNe)

598 583 2018 will be the best year ever.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2018 12:06 AM (Uha1o)


So let it be written.

Posted by: eleven at January 01, 2018 12:08 AM (+lOpA)

599 A Happy and Glorious and Wonderful New Year
to all!

Posted by: gNewt at January 01, 2018 12:09 AM (4ugnK)

600 Happy New Year from the east coast.

I am not exaggerating when I say The Horde made it possible for me to live and see this day. Really.

Thanks everyone

J

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 01, 2018 12:09 AM (m9Yt9)

601 Back atcha! Doesn't seem as cold here in my basement office as it did last night. I don't have the electric heater on yet. About -25C outside, meaning sub-zero F. The snow squeaks when I walk on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 12:04 AM (d6iST)

That makes me shiver involuntarily just reading that. I was out on the ranch wearing boots, shorts and a t shirt and baseball hat at 10am.

I also saw a pair of beautiful golden eagles drinking from a water trough.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:09 AM (Ri/rl)

602 So how many billions of SJW tears will fall in 2018?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:06 AM (eMKNe)

Causing the oceans to rise!

#globalwailing

Posted by: Miklos 2018! at January 01, 2018 12:10 AM (zCyNd)

603 OUTSHINED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLZBhlTXHuo

Posted by: SOUNDGARDEN at January 01, 2018 12:10 AM (5xA/C)

604 Hey look. One of my balls dropped.

Posted by: Brett Stephens at January 01, 2018 12:10 AM (c8EhQ)

605 566

Thank you, publius. That's a beautiful version.

I play this from time to time, for my sweetheart. It's kinda sweet how Andy Kaufman is transfixed in the background:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlIK_W69H9c

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:11 AM (cu8/f)

606 These guys should have worn rubber scuba suits.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 31, 2017 11:51 PM (/qEW2)

It was 24,000 volts. Scuba suit wouldn't help. Just make more melty goo to glom the corpses together.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 12:11 AM (d6iST)

607 Overheard somewhere in New York:

"Look, Chris Matthews is so into the celebration, he's already lying face down in his own vomit"

"No, he's like that every night"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)

608 You people sometimes make it awfully dusty in here.
It's the dog farts.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 01, 2018 12:11 AM (QCX64)

609 604 Hey look. One of my balls dropped.
Posted by: Brett Stephens at January 01, 2018 12:10 AM (c8EhQ)

Into Bill Kristols mouth?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2018 12:11 AM (3/sUh)

610 Woof.

Posted by: Elizabeth at January 01, 2018 12:12 AM (c8EhQ)

611 aop, happy new year, stude guy!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2017 11:52 PM (KP5rU)

Same to you, chavez. Spent all afternoon in the shop soldering up an old Stude radiator to give to a friend in Helena.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 12:12 AM (d6iST)

612 Just toasted in the East Coast New Year with Gretzky's Canadian whisky

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 12:13 AM (mMeIQ)

613 597 This online ONT new years cyber party is great. But, where are the cybersnacks?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:08 AM (eMKNe)

I'm full, we went to a restaurant for an early dinner. My husband had a waygu new york type steak. It was the best I've ever tasted. The chef told me he buys it from Idaho.

It was really good.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:13 AM (Ri/rl)

614 Heh! Awesome - silence. Behold, the deterrent power of cold.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 12:13 AM (/qEW2)

615 *passes the cyber bourbon balls and cyber chex mix*

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:13 AM (/o9Qk)

616 Come for the new years greetings, stay for the snark at Bret Stephen's expense. Yowza! You guys!!!

Posted by: vivi at January 01, 2018 12:13 AM (11H2y)

617 CaliGirl, yum :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:13 AM (eMKNe)

618 Thanks DangerGirl!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:13 AM (eMKNe)

619 Happy New Year!!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 01, 2018 12:13 AM (yTnCT)

620 Haha nobody can talk on the news they have frozen mouths glad Im warm and toasty at home
No Las Vegas boulevard for hubby and me

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:14 AM (PmCoA)

621 Well, they're talking about self-driving cars anyway. Not that I'm looking forward to them.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:06 AM (sdi6R)

I would imagine that jihadists look forward to them very much

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2018 12:14 AM (eh0Va)

622 So, TZ episode "Of late I Think Of Cliffordville" and a very sultry minx shows up with devil horns. I looked her up on IMDB and it was Julie Newmar.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 01, 2018 12:14 AM (efpkN)

623 Is Costco open tomorrow?

I need some more filets to get my GAINZZ going again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:14 AM (eMKNe)

624 lousagirl #582: Happy New Year mindful, hugs and a better 2018

A better 2018 would be perfectly acceptable. Same to ya, Lousa.

My (97yo) mom told me this week, something to the effect of, "You have a lot of friends on the web." Yes, it's been a blessing. Since the CompuServe days before the WWWeb, even. Correspondents never met, dearly appreciated.

Posted by: mindful webworker's getting misty, look out at January 01, 2018 12:14 AM (VQjKe)

625 For auld lang syne, my dear,

For auld lang syne,

We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,

For auld lang syne.







Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2017 11:55 PM (cp1if)

Second that toast to absent friends, Mike. And Happy New Year to you, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 12:15 AM (d6iST)

626 ooh Julie Newmar on the Twilight Zone!

Posted by: vivi at January 01, 2018 12:15 AM (11H2y)

627 So good to see you Duchess

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 12:15 AM (mMeIQ)

628 vivi, you have now entered... the Sexy Zone! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe)

629 Mindful awww Love her, God Bless you both

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:16 AM (PmCoA)

630 Well, it is 2018 in another 45 minute locally, and Hillary Clinton will never be President during it.

This ain't the 'Forward' she was lookin' for.

But it is for me. Bwahaha.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 01, 2018 12:16 AM (0ogQG)

631 Now for the other time zones...
Posted by: qdpsteve
-----------

They can run...but they can't hide.

Posted by: Father Time at January 01, 2018 12:16 AM (y3sT9)

632 Happy New Year!!! I hope you all have a blessed, prosperous, safe, healthy and truly happy 2018!!!!

Posted by: moki at January 01, 2018 12:16 AM (V+V48)

633 #globalwailing

Posted by: Miklos 2018! at January 01, 2018 12:10 AM (zCyNd)


========

That's a keeper.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 12:16 AM (/qEW2)

634 We've gotten enough snow to turn the roads white now. With a layer of ice under that.

And our local weather parrot swore that we wouldn't see even a trace of precipitation.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 01, 2018 12:16 AM (w+Jhj)

635 What Happened?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 01, 2018 12:16 AM (5xA/C)

636 Anybody have a toast? Join me in a shot?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 12:16 AM (IDhUW)

637 626 ooh Julie Newmar on the Twilight Zone!
Posted by: vivi at January 01, 2018 12:15 AM (11H2y)

I liked her as cat woman.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:17 AM (Ri/rl)

638 622 So, TZ episode "Of late I Think Of Cliffordville" and a very sultry minx shows up with devil horns. I looked her up on IMDB and it was Julie Newmar.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 01, 2018 12:14 AM (efpkN)

She was smoking hot. So was Inger Stevens in "The Hitchhiker" and Elizabeth Montgomery in "Two"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2018 12:17 AM (eh0Va)

639 I'm wondering if I can just not show up for work any more starting Tuesday and still get paid. You know, go the full Peter Gibbons.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:17 AM (/o9Qk)

640 For Julie Newman, it was easy, she was born there! For me, well, it depends on how my 2018 new years resolutions goes...

Posted by: vivi at January 01, 2018 12:17 AM (11H2y)

641 Well in 2017 I lost some years due to working two jobs for a while and I lost my sweet old dog Katie and there were various other things to keep me stressed out. But I got through it and hold out the hope that 2018 will be better. Chin up, Horde.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 01, 2018 12:17 AM (1FhAQ)

642 Ditto, Miley. I miss him every day. I spotted him across the room and thought "There he is."
He told a joke and I was the only one who laughed and I spent the rest of the night telling him every joke I knew.
He died a couple of weeks after Obama was sworn in for his first term. I"m glad he missed that but he would have loved Trump.

Posted by: vivi at January 01, 2018 12:08 AM (11H2y)

Awww, vivi, that's a sweet story! My Timmy kept me sane when I thought God had abandoned us to the commietards. I would have loved for him to be with me the night Trump won.

Although he would have been asleep by then.

But I'm never alone when I have my friends in gray boxes here.

Thank you, Horde, for being you!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:17 AM (cu8/f)

643 Second that toast to absent friends, Mike. And Happy New Year to you, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------

Thanks, and the same to you. Stay warm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 12:18 AM (y3sT9)

644 635 What Happened?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 01, 2018 12:16 AM (5xA/C)


You won by 50 points. Go back to bed Madame President.

Posted by: eleven at January 01, 2018 12:18 AM (+lOpA)

645 Happy NewYear GunBreed, me and hubby have two and a half to go and our first bottle of champagne is going too fast, haha

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:18 AM (PmCoA)

646
We here "Auld Lang Syne" every time this ball of rock completes one more circuit around the Sun, but very few, I think, know it's true, deep meaning. Look it up.

It means "Old Long Since" directly translated. A better translation of meaning would be "old times gone by".

When you raise your glass, remember old times gone by, those who are no longer with you. Recall the memories. The things they did, they things they said. Where are they? THey are preserved in your memory.

Recall them, and salute them. Remember those people and their moments from old times gone by.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 12:18 AM (8O3HH)

647
635 What Happened?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 01, 2018 12:16 AM (5xA/C)

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You dumb bitch. YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN UP BY FIFTY POINTS!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2018 12:18 AM (c8EhQ)

648 Happy New Year Horde!!!!

Posted by: Mr. alu Fods at January 01, 2018 12:18 AM (oglt1)

649 She was smoking hot. So was Inger Stevens in "The Hitchhiker" and Elizabeth Montgomery in "Two"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2018 12:17 AM (eh0Va)

I should add Susan Oliver in "People Are Alike All Over"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2018 12:18 AM (eh0Va)

650 Good night, Horde. Say a praer that in 2018 I can keep my job & meet someone.

Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2018 12:18 AM (ANIFC)

651

You ought to get out in the cornfield sometime!

https://youtu.be/-u3Ka3oZmDY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2018 12:18 AM (IqV8l)

652 Recall them, and salute them. Remember those people and their moments from old times gone by.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 12:18 AM (8O3HH)

You are eloquent. Thank you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:19 AM (Ri/rl)

653 I know some people who want to get rid of 2017 like Joe Pesci got eliminated in "Casino."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:20 AM (eMKNe)

654 Damn it. RicardoKill slipped my mind. No excuse for that.

*pours another drink*

Here's to you RK.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 12:20 AM (y3sT9)

655 Happy New Year to the eastern horde! And to everyone else, though I will be unconscious when the actual new year hits in western horde-land. I hope evryone has a healthy, prosperous, happy New Year!!

Also, I came in my pants watching that video. Better than busty lesbian pron!

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at January 01, 2018 12:20 AM (Po6Jc)

656 Happy new year, everybody. These past couple of years have been pretty rough. Thanks for helping me through some pretty dismal times. Maybe 2018 will be better.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 12:20 AM (NWiLs)

657 AmericanKestrel,
Happy New Year
Cheers

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:20 AM (PmCoA)

658 Ok then to those we've lost

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 12:21 AM (IDhUW)

659 Happy New Year Hordies!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 01, 2018 12:21 AM (qJtVm)

660 Insomniac, Happy New Year hugs and mwaaa

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:21 AM (PmCoA)

661 Insomniac, there you go :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2018 12:21 AM (eMKNe)

662 {{{Joncelli}}} So sorry for Katie, and the stresses of the year.

I always tell myself that the lost years will be the crap ones at the end.

*sigh*

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:21 AM (cu8/f)

663 621 Well, they're talking about self-driving cars anyway. Not that I'm looking forward to them.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:06 AM (sdi6R)

I would imagine that jihadists look forward to them very much
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2018 12:14 AM (eh0Va)


I'm more worried about the totalitarians.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:21 AM (sdi6R)

664 Konba wa minna, Happy New Year. May it rock.

Dipped into the movie collection for one to bridge the old year with the new one. So selected Studio Ghibli's Whisper of the Heart that opens with the American song "Country Road."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 01, 2018 12:22 AM (Od2ky)

665 And our local weather parrot swore that we wouldn't see even a trace of precipitation.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Probably still saying it. I don't think they have windows down there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 12:22 AM (y3sT9)

666 Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:21 AM (PmCoA)

Right back at ya.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 12:22 AM (NWiLs)

667 658 Ok then to those we've lost
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 12:21 AM (IDhUW)

Clink, a toast to everyone we've all lost, may they always be with us in spirit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:23 AM (Ri/rl)

668 667 658 Ok then to those we've lost
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 12:21 AM (IDhUW)

Clink, a toast to everyone we've all lost, may they always be with us in spirit.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:23 AM (Ri/rl)

Hear hear.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 12:23 AM (NWiLs)

669 638: Elizabeth Montgomery in "Two"


Charles Bronson hit the jackpot. The last woman is Elizabeth Montgomery. Yep, she was smokin'!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 01, 2018 12:23 AM (efpkN)

670 Those two geniuses trying to steal the wire got fused together in to one carboniferous blob.'

And on that cheery note, see you all next year!

Posted by: navybrat wishes the horde a fantastic 2018! at January 01, 2018 12:24 AM (w7KSn)

671 634 We've gotten enough snow to turn the roads white now. With a layer of ice under that.

And our local weather parrot swore that we wouldn't see even a trace of precipitation.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 01, 2018 12:16 AM (w+Jhj)


They got radar, web cams, people in helos, people out in cars.

And they still can't bat their weight re: what's going to happen in the next 30 minutes.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 01, 2018 12:24 AM (di1hb)

672 654 Damn it. RicardoKill slipped my mind. No excuse for that.

*pours another drink*

Here's to you RK.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 12:20 AM (y3sT9)

Where did he go? I like him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:25 AM (Ri/rl)

673 658 American,
Yes to those we lost
And how about a big Thank you and Happy New Year to all who have served and are serving
God Bless and Thanks

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:25 AM (PmCoA)

674 Thanks lousagirl - Happy New Year!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 12:25 AM (IDhUW)

675 I'm more worried about the totalitarians.

Just wait until you hail a self-driving car expecting to go to the movies only to wind up in the basement of the police station where you'll be 'splainin' to the nice SWAT team capitan how you completely forgot about that overdue library book from 11th grade.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 12:25 AM (tRaq7)

676 662 {{{Joncelli}}} So sorry for Katie, and the stresses of the year.

I always tell myself that the lost years will be the crap ones at the end.

*sigh*
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:21 AM (cu8/f)

Thanks Miley. There are good years too, we just have to do our best to make them come true and keep ourselves strong for the hard parts.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 01, 2018 12:25 AM (1FhAQ)

677 But junkies are not exactly the sort of practical people who will plan ahead and stock up a year's supply of their dope. Guy carrying that much is probably a supplier to the street dealers.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 12:07 AM


Would say so, yes. Also, even if you planned to stock up on that much, the lure of making $$$ off the stock would probably be too great. It'd get sold. Plus, having a lot of stuff in hand is not really a good idea. Apart from inevitably cranking up your use, the best idea is NOT have a large stash, but to keep it turning over and maintain your needs over a relatively short period of time.


You have a large stash? That's a huge bust risk (there goes all your $$$ and dope), or even a hit by unscrupulous people to rip you off (like a bust but you might end up dead). It brings heat you don't want and can be mostly avoided by turnover.

Posted by: otho at January 01, 2018 12:25 AM (qGuLD)

678 Miley, vivi, I am in awe of you two. I don't know how I'd function if I lost Mr. D. I can't even fathom it. You (and the rest of the Horde who have lost loved ones) are in my prayers. I'm not really good with these kinds of things, but I need to let you know that your strength is humbling.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:25 AM (/o9Qk)

679 Happy New Year to all the Horde.

May your wounds be healed, your losses comforted, your failures learned from, your new loves cultivated, your families held close and safe, and your successes celebrated. And the Lord's infinite love and blessing be upon you and yours this new year.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2018 12:25 AM (K2hsm)

680 Guy carrying that much is probably a supplier to the street dealers.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 12:07 AM

Or Hezbollah had a clearance sale.

Posted by: Miklos 2018! at January 01, 2018 12:26 AM (zCyNd)

681 I'm more worried about the totalitarians.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:21 AM (sdi6R)

Those "Johnny Cabs" in Total Recall were creepy

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2018 12:27 AM (eh0Va)

682
Where did he go? I like him.
Posted by: CaliGirl
------------

One night he said that he had not been feeling well, and that was the last that we heard. Probably a year and a half ago. He was not *old* as his father was still living, I believe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 12:28 AM (nBBdT)

683 I love DJT's Newyear's message. "As our Country rapidly grows stronger and smarter, I want to wish all of my friends, supporters, enemies, haters, and even the very dishonest Fake News Media, a Happy and Healthy New Year. 2018 will be a great year for America!"

Posted by: vivi at January 01, 2018 12:28 AM (11H2y)

684 May your wounds be healed, your losses comforted, your failures learned from, your new loves cultivated, your families held close and safe, and your successes celebrated. And the Lord's infinite love and blessing be upon you and yours this new year.

*hoists a Guinness* Hear hear!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 12:28 AM (tRaq7)

685 Time to drag my bones to bed. Happy New Year and for God's sake don't drive anywhere if you've been drinking. We need all hands on deck for the coming year!

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 01, 2018 12:29 AM (1FhAQ)

686 HAPPY NEW YEAR!

ONWARD ...MAGA

Best wishes to the Horde.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 01, 2018 12:29 AM (W+kMI)

687 well, *that* didn't take long...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2018 12:29 AM (5Vl6w)

688 672 654 Damn it. RicardoKill slipped my mind. No excuse for that.

*pours another drink*

Here's to you RK.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 12:20 AM (y3sT9)

Where did he go? I like him.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:25 AM (Ri/rl)


I had forgotten about him too. Last I heard he had some kind of health problem; I don't remember the details. I suspect he's no longer with us.

*toast*

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:30 AM (sdi6R)

689 2017 was a thoroughly brutal year here in Galveston. Tough times, all around.

That said, the Trumpian Triumph of 2017 bouys spirits and offers a specter of hope not seen since '08's long nightmare began.

My toast to 2018 will be to "Better Days". And not the ones of wistful nostalgia.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2018 12:30 AM (QzJWU)

690 The neighborhood around Casa Backwardio sounds like a war zone from all the fireworks.

And it smells of gunpowder smoke outside.

I'ma luvvin it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 12:31 AM (tRaq7)

691 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:21 AM (cu8/f)

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OMG!!!!

tit's a holler-day season miracle!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2018 12:31 AM (5Vl6w)

692 I emailed and texted RK the past year and never heard anything back. I hope he is ok, I know he was busy with his dad. He was a good dude, for sure.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:31 AM (/o9Qk)

693 And our local weather parrot swore that we wouldn't see even a trace of precipitation.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 01, 2018 12:16 AM (w+Jhj)

I'd be all for amnesty if it was their TV Weather Girls that Mexico was exporting to us

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2018 12:31 AM (eh0Va)

694 682
Where did he go? I like him.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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One night he said that he had not been feeling well, and that was the last that we heard. Probably a year and a half ago. He was not *old* as his father was still living, I believe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 12:28 AM (nBBdT)

I recall that, I post sporadically so I thought someone had been in touch.
I also recall someone posting obituaries, trying to guess if that was RK, I think the person posting that info was asked to stop.
I may be mistaken.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:32 AM (Ri/rl)

695 679 Happy New Year to all the Horde.

May your wounds be healed, your losses comforted, your failures learned from, your new loves cultivated, your families held close and safe, and your successes celebrated. And the Lord's infinite love and blessing be upon you and yours this new year.

What a lovely blessing Sharkman, thank you.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

696 Happy New Year! you animals

Posted by: Guy Who Says you animals at January 01, 2018 12:33 AM (3346v)

697 679 Sharkman, lovely and well said
Happy New Year

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:33 AM (PmCoA)

698 Alberta Oil Peon #607: Spent all afternoon in the shop soldering up an old Stude radiator to give to a friend in Helena.

This is the greatest blog ever.

Posted by: mindful webworker's getting sillier at January 01, 2018 12:34 AM (VQjKe)

699 698 This is the greatest blog ever.
Posted by: mindful webworker's getting sillier at January 01, 2018 12:34 AM (VQjKe)


Agree. There is no other.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2018 12:34 AM (Vb4BV)

700 Miley, vivi, I am in awe of you two. I don't know how I'd function if I lost Mr. D. I can't even fathom it. You (and the rest of the Horde who have lost loved ones) are in my prayers. I'm not really good with these kinds of things, but I need to let you know that your strength is humbling.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:25 AM (/o9Qk)

I used to try to imagine losing him - I'd shudder and stop thinking about it. When it happened, I didn't want to live for a long time. The Horde saw me through.

I'll never get over it, but it's getting better. I held his granddaughter on my knee 4 days ago, for the first time. I'd dreaded that, for fear I'd break down. I didn't, and I'm very grateful for that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:35 AM (cu8/f)

701 Well, I liked that champagne so much, I think I'll have another glass.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:35 AM (sdi6R)

702 An 'ette took jam or jelly to RK IRL I think. It would be nice to know. I think of him and hope he is well.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 12:36 AM (IDhUW)

703 Me too Rickl cheers and Happy New Year

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:36 AM (PmCoA)

704 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:35 AM (cu8/f)

Hugs to you Miley, words are inadequate.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:36 AM (Ri/rl)

705 701 Well, I liked that champagne so much, I think I'll have another glass.
Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:35 AM (sdi6R)


I had the same thought. And it's not even Champagne. It's (squints) "Pithon Paille Brut de Chenin".

Thank you, weird Garagiste mailing list!

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2018 12:37 AM (Vb4BV)

706

May 2018 bless each and every one of you and give you both what you need and what you want.

Or a free 3 day 2 night vacation at a luxury real estate development in Florida.

Whatever suits you.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 01, 2018 12:37 AM (t3kPl)

707 HEARTLESS!!!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:37 AM (cu8/f)

708 Miley, I just...I just can't even imagine. I am giving you a long distance hug. I don't even know what to say.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:38 AM (/o9Qk)

709 Awww Miley Im sorry I did not know

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:38 AM (PmCoA)

710 May 2018 bring you Trump, Trump, and moar Trump!

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2018 12:38 AM (Vb4BV)

711 Happy New Year to all; esp to lousagirl, who might be rejoicing in a new coach soon.

And teej! I've almost given you up. Should you check in, here's a message from ages ago:

"My mistake. The medal was from El Dorado HS, not Topeka."
HNY, anyway.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #ChiefsAFCWestChamps at January 01, 2018 12:38 AM (4S7Sp)

712 Miley...good you got to see the granddaughter

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 12:40 AM (mMeIQ)

713 I took jam to RK, but that was a couple of years ago. We kept in touch a bit afterwards, but after his dad went south and he had to devote the majority of his time to him, we lost touch. He is good people, I sincerely hope he is ok.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:40 AM (/o9Qk)

714 654 Mike Hammer

I didn't know that RKmhad passed. I remember that he'd fallen off the radar, folks were worried, but hadn't heard the news.

Details?

Posted by: ibguy at January 01, 2018 12:40 AM (vUcdz)

715 Hi Shopgirl, Happy New year, go chiefs beat those damn patriots

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:42 AM (PmCoA)

716 Now that 2017 is gone, it's time to address the pressing issues of the new year.

And by "pressing issues" I mean watching 12 straight hours of bowl games tomorrow.

I'm pulling for the local team, the UCF Ka-nigits against the Auburn Tiggers @ 12:30 in the Peach Pit Bowl.

There's some other game across town here, LSU and some other team, sometime.

Then the Georgia Bulldawgs play Ooooooo-klahoma.

Then My Beloved Crimson Tide play Clemson for the third time in three years.

ROLL TIDE!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 12:42 AM (tRaq7)

717 Thank you, CaliGirl.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:43 AM (cu8/f)

718 Miley, I tried to find some words, but could not. My best wishes and condolences.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2018 12:44 AM (Vb4BV)

719 Happy New Years from Moscow, Comrades!

Posted by: Leonero at January 01, 2018 12:44 AM (zSLqp)

720 Go Sooners wheeeeee my House is gonna be full of all men watching the games plus me making food, haha only girl

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:44 AM (PmCoA)

721 HEARTLESS!!!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:37 AM (cu8/f)
----
my dear....

are you ready for me to ruin you for normal men yet?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2018 12:44 AM (5Vl6w)

722 719 Happy New Years from Moscow, Comrades!
Posted by: Leonero at January 01, 2018 12:44 AM (zSLqp)


Bernie? Is that you?

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2018 12:45 AM (Vb4BV)

723 Ten minutes, Central 'rons.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:45 AM (/o9Qk)

724 I've decided that I need to release his ashes into the Potomac before I leave Virginia. I loved canoeing with him.

The thought of it makes me break, but I need to do it if I'm going to move on without him.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:46 AM (cu8/f)

725 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:21

Happy New Years to you all. Best wishes for 2018!

T

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at January 01, 2018 12:47 AM (yJ1e6)

726 ran into a buncha OU fans today whilst out and about around town, buying guns and such...

asked them how they liked out winter, then reminded them they didn't want to move here.

because, #caring.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2018 12:47 AM (5Vl6w)

727

A toast, 'To Our Future!'

"I don't know where I'll be then doc, he said, but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 01, 2018 12:48 AM (t3kPl)

728 Farmer,

Happy New Year to you and yours.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:48 AM (Ri/rl)

729 Happy 2018 Farmer!

D

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 12:48 AM (mMeIQ)

730 Julian Assange just dropped another crypto key.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 12:49 AM (d6iST)

731 703 Me too Rickl cheers and Happy New Year
Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:36 AM (PmCoA)


Happy New Year, lousagirl.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:49 AM (sdi6R)

732 are you ready for me to ruin you for normal men yet?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2018 12:44 AM (5Vl6w)

If only, sweetheart - I crave ruination.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:49 AM (cu8/f)

733 I didn't know that RKmhad passed. I remember that he'd fallen off the radar, folks were worried, but hadn't heard the news.

Details?
Posted by: ibguy
---------

I have no certain knowledge. Dangergirl knows more than I. I only know that he said he had not been feeling well, and and we heard no more.

He was a very regular denizen, and I can not imagine that he would not have been back in touch if he could.

Whatever the circumstance, I keep him in mind, just like the others.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 12:50 AM (nBBdT)

734 2 hours to go...

Got to slow down on the whoopiejuice or I'll be facedown b4 midnite!

Happy New Year, all!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 12:51 AM (yD/Pf)

735 730 Julian Assange just dropped another crypto key.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 12:49 AM (d6iST)


You know what? I don't even care any more. At this point, what difference does it make? Huma! Huma! This Chardonnay bottle is empty!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 01, 2018 12:51 AM (Vb4BV)

736 Thank you, Splunge and others. Enough sadness now.

So we were talking about ruination? Hmm?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:52 AM (cu8/f)

737 This is the greatest blog ever.

Yep. There's no other place like it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 12:52 AM (tRaq7)

738 Happy 2018 Farmer!
D
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 12:48

And to you and yours. Was a wonderful privilege to meet you this yr. Hope we can repeat it in 2018.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at January 01, 2018 12:52 AM (yJ1e6)

739 Speaking of regulars, where is Yankee 5th?

I've been busy but he was usually on the ONT.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:52 AM (Ri/rl)

740 Farmer! Happy new year!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:52 AM (cu8/f)

741 736 So we were talking about ruination? Hmm?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:52 AM (cu8/f)


Exactly the opposite of that might just be happening in Iran right now.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2018 12:53 AM (Vb4BV)

742 Mike, besides meeting RK in person and speaking to him briefly about his dad, I know nothing more than you. He was (is?) a young man, probably mid-forties. I really hope he is ok, but I have no knowledge either way. He hasn't responded to any emails or texts I have sent in the past year. I know he stopped by briefly, maybe in the spring, to confirm he was ok but busy, but nothing since then.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:53 AM (/o9Qk)

743 Happy New Years to the flyovers Thank God for you

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:54 AM (PmCoA)

744 Happy 2018 Farmer!



D

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 12:48 AM (mMeIQ)

Happy New Year to you, and yours, and a Happy New Year to all the Moron Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 12:55 AM (d6iST)

745 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:53 AM (/o9Qk)

Hopefully he's fine, just busy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:55 AM (Ri/rl)

746 Happy New Year Central Timezone.

Posted by: buzzion at January 01, 2018 12:55 AM (cAnNx)

747 Miley,
Re canoe trip, you will know when it is right. There will be peace. Your brokenness will be remade. I'm so sorry for your pain. Rest

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 12:55 AM (IDhUW)

748 Happy New Year to you and yours.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:48

Same to you and yours. Be well and the best for 2018.
T

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at January 01, 2018 12:55 AM (yJ1e6)

749 Happy New Year, Centrists!

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 12:55 AM (sdi6R)

750 That reminds me, I need to check in with AlanG. I think I still have his email addy around here somewhere.

We should get the banned back together.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 12:55 AM (tRaq7)

751 Here's another Gretzky whiskey to all you central! Happy New Year!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 12:55 AM (mMeIQ)

752 Here's to a hopeful New Year. A draining of the swamp. A dying off of sterile elitists and blue urban cesspools. A successful repelling of the foreign invasions designed to create "shiny new Democrats". And a resurgence of middle America. May it once again serve as the main source of vitality for all industries in this nation, or barring that, let it reconstruct its own institutions independently and become a power unto itself.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 12:56 AM (/qEW2)

753 IT'S MIDNIGHT

IN THE MIDDLE OF 'MERICA

* SHOOTS OFF FIREWORKS AND YELLS LOUDLY *

Posted by: mindful webworker's READY FOR 2018 at January 01, 2018 12:56 AM (VQjKe)

754 Happy New Year!

mwah--Hordelings, best wishes for 2018

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 12:56 AM (CXrpl)

755 743 Happy New Years to the flyovers Thank God for you
Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 12:54 AM (PmCoA)


Good point. Where would we all be without the steadfast and solid and grounded Midwesterners?

Saddled with a corrupt Hillary Presidency, that's where.

Thanks and Blessings to the Flyover states.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2018 12:57 AM (Vb4BV)

756 i hope jimmy carter's dreams are full of bunnehs.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2018 12:57 AM (/Ioag)

757 Looking for obits under RK's real name, I find nothing. This gives me hope that real life has just taken him away from here. I know his dad's place was fairly remote and getting access to the internet wasn't easy.


Hopefully he is well and will come back some day.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:57 AM (/o9Qk)

758 750 That reminds me, I need to check in with AlanG. I think I still have his email addy around here somewhere.

We should get the banned back together.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 12:55 AM (tRaq7)

I miss Cthulhu also.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:57 AM (Ri/rl)

759 New Years rock'n eve ain't rockin'

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2018 12:57 AM (c8EhQ)

760 listening to ELO at Wembley in 2001. perfecto

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 12:57 AM (CXrpl)

761
*swats at phantom bunny in sleep*

Posted by: Peanut at January 01, 2018 12:58 AM (cp1if)

762 Well, Happy New year for all of us in CST. I'd go to bed but I still have the better part of a glass of wine to finish, so I guess you're stuck with me for a while.


Tuesday morning is going to suck. I don't want to go back to work.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:58 AM (/o9Qk)

763 Just popping in to wish everybody a Happy New Year

Sincere best wishes to all of us.

And as always, it hinges on the definition of 'us'

Posted by: Muldoon at January 01, 2018 12:59 AM (wPiJc)

764 Here's to a hopeful New Year. A draining of the swamp. A dying off of sterile elitists and blue urban cesspools. A successful repelling of the foreign invasions designed to create "shiny new Democrats". And a resurgence of middle America. May it once again serve as the main source of vitality for all industries in this nation, or barring that, let it reconstruct its own institutions independently and become a power unto itself.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 12:56 AM (/qEW2)


I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 12:59 AM (cu8/f)

765 754 Happy New Year!

mwah--Hordelings, best wishes for 2018
Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 12:56 AM (CXrpl)

Happy New Year booknlass!

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 12:59 AM (Ri/rl)

766 Pleasure to meet you also Farmer! Can't wait for GNAMM II

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 12:59 AM (mMeIQ)

767 760 listening to ELO at Wembley in 2001. perfecto
Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 12:57 AM (CXrpl)


I saw those dudes once, in NYC, during the tour where they did the UFO clamshell opening thing. They were boring.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2018 12:59 AM (Vb4BV)

768 Happy New Year to you, and yours, and a Happy New Year to all the Moron Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 12:55

My 2017 was made much better by meeting you, hope we see each other in the future.

Be well AOP.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at January 01, 2018 12:59 AM (yJ1e6)

769 Tuesday morning is going to suck. I don't want to go back to work.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:58 AM (/o9Qk)

At least it is a short work week. Now we have to go to Memorial Day before we get another day off.

Posted by: StrawMan at January 01, 2018 12:59 AM (AQODf)

770 Tuesday morning is going to suck. I don't want to go back to work.

o.m.g... so much... THIS!^

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 12:59 AM (yD/Pf)

771 Cali.....Y5 is taking a break. Move was tough I think

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 01:00 AM (mMeIQ)

772 The neighborhood fireworks are going off, so it must be HNY! But be damned if I'm going out in freezin' ass 30 degree weather to see them celebrate.

I don't do '30' since I left Chicago. And my name ain't 'Jesus':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29GJxkW-hKI

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 01, 2018 01:00 AM (0ogQG)

773
I saw those dudes once, in NYC, during the tour where they did the UFO clamshell opening thing. They were boring.

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Boring? You should see my show.

Posted by: Bob Dylan at January 01, 2018 01:00 AM (c8EhQ)

774 Surprisingly, my neighbors in this podunk city town haven't set off fireworks. I am shocked. Usually at this point, my dog is losing his frickin mind.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 01:01 AM (/o9Qk)

775 BackwardsBoy: ...no other place like it.

Funny, isn't it? I blame Ace. Not entirely. But mostly. If he had any clue what he was going to create...!!!

Posted by: mindful webworker's heading for the cliff at January 01, 2018 01:01 AM (VQjKe)

776 I can relate to that, DG. 10 days off (well, 9 so far) has been a blessing. Even if it's unpaid.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:01 AM (cu8/f)

777 770 Tuesday morning is going to suck. I don't want to go back to work.
o.m.g... so much... THIS!^
Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 12:59 AM (yD/Pf)


Anticipating a hangover: Counterproductive, just let it come

Anticipating the workday after the hangover day: C'mon.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2018 01:01 AM (Vb4BV)

778 Maybe it's time to start opening champagne bottles with my saber.

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2018 01:01 AM (c8EhQ)

779 Tuesday morning is going to suck. I don't want to go back to work.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 12:58 AM (/o9Qk)

Tomorrow I'll wake up bright and early, when I have to get up early I will want to sleep another 2 hours.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:01 AM (Ri/rl)

780 lorn
youtube.com/watch?v=mauV2NdCs60

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2018 01:02 AM (/Ioag)

781 At least it is a short work week. Now we have to go to Memorial Day before we get another day off.
Posted by: StrawMan
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But, then we can wear white!

Posted by: Patty Hearst at January 01, 2018 01:02 AM (cp1if)

782 At least it is a short work week. Now we have to go to Memorial Day before we get another day off.



Posted by: StrawMan at January 01, 2018 12:59 AM (AQODf)


No shit. Though, I'm going to take a pair of floaters and take time off at the beginning of February for my birthday. Just to break things up a bit.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 01:02 AM (/o9Qk)

783 Happy new year Splunge

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:02 AM (PmCoA)

784 Cali.....I miss Cooth too, but he is well

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 01:03 AM (mMeIQ)

785 773 Boring? You should see my show.
Posted by: Bob Dylan at January 01, 2018 01:00 AM (c8EhQ)


Oh, I did that once. There were 10 other people on the stage, and you spoke your lyrics. It sucked. Don't get me started.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2018 01:03 AM (Vb4BV)

786 I just found out that my new town, Nashville, has a giant music note that drops like the ball in Times Square. Pretty cool.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2018 01:03 AM (gC2IV)

787 If I could slip in a prayer request for Slapweasel, please. He's going through some tough times. Even the prayer warrior himself needs some Divine assistance.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:03 AM (cu8/f)

788 Happy New Year, CaliGirl!

did you get my card?

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:04 AM (CXrpl)

789 783 Happy new year Splunge
Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:02 AM (PmCoA)


And to you, Lou. I have enjoyed your posts for a long time.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2018 01:04 AM (Vb4BV)

790 I...don't wanna work....I just wanna....not go to work all dayyyyyy!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 01:04 AM (/o9Qk)

791 Neighborhood firewooks - yep, here in east texas I live close enough to the northeast (mexican) quadrant of town, sounds like the gulf war just broke out. I swear I can hear at least one, if not more, full auto's going off. In fact I can time how long it takes him to reload inbetween bursts. (and then the 7 shot and 9 shot clips are easy to count, as are the 10 shot glocks)

I swear, my little East Texas town could outgun most 3rd world countries.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2018 01:04 AM (V2Yro)

792 I should be (and I *AM*) grateful to even havea job after tfg's reign of error.

So, Tuesday will not really 'suck' at all.

So there.

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 01:04 AM (yD/Pf)

793 I just found out that my new town, Nashville, has a giant music note that drops like the ball in Times Square. Pretty cool.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2018 01:03 AM (gC2IV)

AutoTune could fix that.

Posted by: Bro' Country at January 01, 2018 01:04 AM (d6iST)

794 fireworks going off here in this little town

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:05 AM (CXrpl)

795 To the Central States, and to the Mountain States further west, and to the Eastern States

and to the Hero of Canton, Jayne Cobb

Posted by: Wayne B Amblin at January 01, 2018 01:05 AM (KdDCu)

796 Prayers for Slap.


And for all other Horde on the prayer list and for those who are needy but for whatever reason won't put themselves on the list.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 01:05 AM (/o9Qk)

797

Whoa... old friend just shared with me they are preggers... he's 40 and stone cold solid and settled down... they are gonna be great parents... 5-4-28 eggamuffin, no sausage!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 01, 2018 01:06 AM (t3kPl)

798 Yes Miley......prayers for Slap!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 01:06 AM (mMeIQ)

799 Funny, isn't it? I blame Ace. Not entirely. But mostly. If he had any clue what he was going to create...!!!

I hope he considers this place a very pleasant surprise. I sure do.

You know, except for the Morons who've met in meatspace, we wouldn't know anyone else if we were to pass them on the street. But there's a bond amongst the Horde that's difficult to describe to the rest of the world.

I still think Ace should gather all the Morons together and make a conservative think tank out of this place. For a slight phenomenal fee, of course.

I could sure use the money. And the level of expertise that's evident here is something else I've found nowhere else on that Intarwebz thingy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 01:07 AM (tRaq7)

800 For Slapweasel, prayers and much Love

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:07 AM (PmCoA)

801 771 Cali.....Y5 is taking a break. Move was tough I think
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 01:00 AM (mMeIQ)

Thanks, people say moving is as difficult as divorce. I would imagine that's not true but it's still difficult.

We have trucks, we help friends move and I'm getting too old for that. Moving sucks.

My friend that has rich parents had movers move and pack everything out of their lake house for renovations. The movers bubble wrapped toothpaste and toiletries individually.
You'd think movers would make it easier but unpacking everything was a nightmare.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:07 AM (Ri/rl)

802 *i should add that, as Tom Servo wrote, the meat-packing plant here has plenty of workers from our neighbor to the south who love to shoot off fireworks*

but the -15 air is sending them back inside pretty quickly

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:07 AM (CXrpl)

803 I can relate to that, DG. 10 days off (well, 9 so far) has been a blessing. Even if it's unpaid.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:01 AM (cu8/f)

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Due to longevity at my place, 28 years, I punched out 12/15, and will not return until 1/8. I have 8 weeks total, but can never take that much time off throughout the year.

Posted by: Side draft at January 01, 2018 01:09 AM (f/5cf)

804 You'd think movers would make it easier but unpacking everything was a nightmare.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:07 AM (Ri/rl)

Well then, I'm grateful for my do-it-yourself move in four months.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:09 AM (cu8/f)

805 788 Happy New Year, CaliGirl!

did you get my card?
Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:04 AM (CXrpl)

Yes I did, thank you so much. You made my day!

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:09 AM (Ri/rl)

806 I don't mind going to work. It gives me something to do.

I mean, it's probably good to be sober for a few hours now and then, right?

Of course, it helps that I have a job I like. I'm lucky in that respect.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:09 AM (sdi6R)

807 My old home town has an olive into the martini New Year's Eve drop. Multi-story.

So far, I've missed it every year.

Posted by: mindful webworker's quaint acquaintences at January 01, 2018 01:10 AM (VQjKe)

808 Moving is a complete pain in the butt, and worth trying to forget as soon as possible, but, as much as I hate it, I know it is not as difficult as divorce. Never done it myself, but all the people I've known who did that were crazy for two years. You could set your watch by it.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2018 01:10 AM (Vb4BV)

809 One bottle of cheap champagne down
now we got a good one to drink we got it backwards haha
Hubbys getting sentimental he is such a sweet guy

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:11 AM (PmCoA)

810 OK, 'rons and 'ettes. Gonna prepare for bed. Sleep well and I wish you all a great 2018. Make us all great again! See you all later, gators.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 01, 2018 01:11 AM (/o9Qk)

811 Well then, I'm grateful for my do-it-yourself move in four months.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:09 AM (cu8/f)

My friend moved over a year ago, she still hasn't unpacked everything. I've helped her move 3 times. I told her we're too old, we need to hire some college kids to help.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:12 AM (Ri/rl)

812 Get Up! for the Down Note

Posted by: George Clinton at January 01, 2018 01:12 AM (5xA/C)

813 Hubbys getting sentimental he is such a sweet guy

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:11 AM (PmCoA)

God bless!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:13 AM (cu8/f)

814
One more bit of Old Long Since, this one performed by the bagpipes, Royal Scots Dragoon Guards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to1xT93IlUI

You either like pipes, or you don't. The rational part of my mind says this is all nonsense. But their is Scots blood that runs in my veins. Both sides from way back.

They said when I was a little kid, the first time I heard bagpipes I was transfixed. I love them, and hearing them just puts me in a state of mind I can't describe with words.

So, there may be some "Old Long Since" somehow flowing in my blood from a long time ago indeed.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 01:13 AM (8O3HH)

815 I miss Cthulhu also.

In his house at San Jose banned Cthulhu waits lurking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 01, 2018 01:13 AM (IcT7t)

816 Night Dangergirl
Hugs Miley

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:14 AM (PmCoA)

817 Have your black eye pea stew ready?

We do.

Luck. It's all about planning.

Posted by: mindful webworker's abounding good fortune at January 01, 2018 01:14 AM (VQjKe)

818 I should probably go. I'm getting maudlin.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:14 AM (cu8/f)

819 Happy New Year, everyone. And prayers for those in need.

Feeling a little flu-ish today. Right now, hanging with the dogs as they hide out from explosive noises. People start early around here.

There are also some off-key mariachi parties nearby, too, and some snacks in the house for those that can eat them right now.

Posted by: KT at January 01, 2018 01:14 AM (BVQ+1)

820 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at January 01, 2018 01:14 AM (c8EhQ)

821 Mobile, Alabama drops a 600 pound electric moon pie every New Years. Cool.

Posted by: Case at January 01, 2018 01:14 AM (ZgKFD)

822 Due to longevity at my place, 28 years, I punched out 12/15, and will not return until 1/8. I have 8 weeks total, but can never take that much time off throughout the year.
Posted by: Side draft
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This is an odd time to ask, but I keep forgetting to. Weber? Mikuni? SU?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 01:15 AM (cp1if)

823 Wtf Cthulhu no no no

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:15 AM (PmCoA)

824 Happy New Year, Miley. it's gonna be GREAT

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:15 AM (CXrpl)

825 Atlanta, a peach. Tallapoosa, a possum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 01:16 AM (cp1if)

826 I should probably go. I'm getting maudlin.

G'night, Miss Miley. Remember, you are loved. And around here, occasionally pawed at.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 01, 2018 01:16 AM (IcT7t)

827 No Miley, your fine, we Love you

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:16 AM (PmCoA)

828 There are also some off-key mariachi parties nearby, too, and some snacks in the house for those that can eat them right now.
Posted by: KT at January 01, 2018 01:14 AM (BVQ+1)

Happy New Year KT!

It's quiet at my house. I can hear frogs and the barn owls.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:16 AM (Ri/rl)

829 You know, we thought 1968 was Modern Times. That was half a century ago.

Posted by: mindful webworker's randomized consciousness at January 01, 2018 01:16 AM (VQjKe)

830 Happy New Year everyone!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 01, 2018 01:16 AM (di1hb)

831 the Houston Chronicle drops a two pound cow pie at my parents' doorstep every day, so that adds up to, what, 730 lbs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2018 01:16 AM (/Ioag)

832 If I could slip in a prayer request for Slapweasel, please. He's going through some tough times. Even the prayer warrior himself needs some Divine assistance.

Most definitively. Prayers up for Slappy. And for anyone else who needs them. Good wishes abound on this other special night when life is again renewed and reflected upon.

I really mean that.

It says in the Bible that what you reap, so shall you sow. That's another way of saying "what goes around, comes back around to you." May we plant the seeds of goodness, not for ourselves directly, but for those who are in need of things of goodness at a rough point in their lives. Which would be pretty much all of us.

May God Bless us, each and every one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 01:17 AM (tRaq7)

833 It's quiet at my house. I can hear frogs and the barn owls.
Posted by: CaliGir
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Heh.

Posted by: Ground squirrel quietly tunneling. at January 01, 2018 01:17 AM (nBBdT)

834 Listening to American Pie

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:17 AM (PmCoA)

835 818 I should probably go. I'm getting maudlin.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:14 AM (cu8/f)

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That's stage three of the five stages of New Years acceptance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2018 01:18 AM (c8EhQ)

836 Of course, it helps that I have a job I like. I'm lucky in that respect.
Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:09 AM (sdi6R)

That's great you enjoy your work, not very many people can say that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:18 AM (Ri/rl)

837 Happy New year mindful, Iron and boulder

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:18 AM (PmCoA)

838 This is an odd time to ask, but I keep forgetting to. Weber? Mikuni? SU?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 01:15 AM (cp1if)

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South Korean electronics manufacturer. Got to that longevity by a series of acquisitions.

Posted by: Side draft at January 01, 2018 01:18 AM (f/5cf)

839 Too complicated. Frying pan to the back of the head is quicker and easier.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 31, 2017 10:13 PM (+y/Ru)

Frozen leg of lamb. defrosted, cooked, fed to detectives.

Posted by: Roald Dahl at January 01, 2018 01:19 AM (brIR5)

840 Happy New Year Cicero

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:19 AM (PmCoA)

841 mindful webworker's abounding good fortune at January 01, 2018 01:14 AM

For them what can't abide blackeyed pea stew, blackeyed pea salad. Frozen peas are best. Don't cook them long. Make like 3 bean salad, substituting honey for sugar and adding some fresh poblano chiles. Looks kind of like confetti.

Posted by: KT at January 01, 2018 01:19 AM (BVQ+1)

842 Maudlin was great in Streets of San Francisco.

Posted by: eleven at January 01, 2018 01:19 AM (+lOpA)

843 happy new year, lousa !

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2018 01:20 AM (/Ioag)

844 Frozen leg of lamb. defrosted, cooked, fed to detectives.
Posted by: Roald Dahl at January 01, 2018 01:19 AM (brIR5)

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Have you forgotten that this is icecycle season?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2018 01:20 AM (c8EhQ)

845 Icecicle

Whatevz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2018 01:20 AM (c8EhQ)

846 Iron And Boulder, sounds like it should be the name of a Viking folk-metal band

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2018 01:21 AM (/Ioag)

847 833 It's quiet at my house. I can hear frogs and the barn owls.
Posted by: CaliGir
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Heh.
Posted by: Ground squirrel quietly tunneling. at January 01, 2018 01:17 AM (nBBdT)

I hate him, he mocks me. I took a shot at him with the pellet gun the other day 150 feet maybe, I missed. He's a quick sucker and he won't go in the live trap.
The hawks are sleeping on the job.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:21 AM (Ri/rl)

848 Have your black eye pea stew ready?

Oh, yes! Got them peas a-soakin' fer tomorry's suppah.

Got a nice big ol' ham-bone an' a coupl'a onyons too.

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 01:21 AM (yD/Pf)

849 {{{Booknlass}}} Happy new year!


>>>Remember, you are loved. And around here, occasionally pawed at.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 01, 2018 01:16 AM (IcT7t)


The virtual pawing is amusing and reminds me that I'm still a woman and maybe some day...well, you know. I'd like to think I'm not done yet.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:21 AM (cu8/f)

850 Backwards Boy, you sure can write.

Happy New year to ya!

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:21 AM (CXrpl)

851 If I could slip in a prayer request for Slapweasel, please. He's going through some tough times. Even the prayer warrior himself needs some Divine assistance.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:03

Indeed. We need to keep the keeper of our prayer thread in mind. Prayers to you Slap in 2018 and all you have to deal with.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at January 01, 2018 01:22 AM (yJ1e6)

852 Icecicle

Icicle races are coming your way
So leave all your troubles behind

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 01, 2018 01:23 AM (IcT7t)

853 I hate him, he mocks me.

'he heaps me; I see in him outrageous whiskers, with an inscrutably cute rodent nose twitching them'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2018 01:24 AM (/Ioag)

854 Going down to around 0 tonight. Then, climbs steadily until highs in the high 40s a week from now. I am living vicariously there and hiding under the covers until then.

HAAAAPPPY NEW YEEEARRRRR!

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 01, 2018 01:24 AM (VQjKe)

855 I should probably go. I'm getting maudlin.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:14 AM (cu8/f)


Is that the triangular three-stringed one, or the 10 stringed instrument?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2018 01:25 AM (2K6fY)

856 That's stage three of the five stages of New Years acceptance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2018 01:18 AM (c8EhQ)

I'm afraid to ask what the others are...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:25 AM (cu8/f)

857 Happy New Year, Lousagirl!


Music in the background, because this is a party

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:25 AM (CXrpl)

858 The virtual pawing is amusing and reminds me that I'm still a woman and
maybe some day...well, you know. I'd like to think I'm not done yet.


You're done when you say you are. And maybe not even then.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 01, 2018 01:25 AM (IcT7t)

859 New Year's always feels melancholy or bittersweet to me. I try to be jaunty in the comments, but I don't really feel jaunty.

It's like that every year, but losing Kira, who was truly my best friend, plus the cancer diagnosis, makes this one more morose than usual.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:26 AM (sdi6R)

860 That's stage three of the five stages of New Years acceptance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2018 01:18 AM (c8EhQ)

I'm afraid to ask what the others are...

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1. Denial
2. Bargaining
3. Maudlin
4. Alcohol
5. Sexual harassment

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2018 01:27 AM (c8EhQ)

861 Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:21 AM (Ri/rl)

.22 riffle with shot shell

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2018 01:27 AM (3/sUh)

862 853 I hate him, he mocks me.

'he heaps me; I see in him outrageous whiskers, with an inscrutably cute rodent nose twitching them'
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2018 01:24 AM (/Ioag)

Ground squirrels are rats with better PR.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:27 AM (Ri/rl)

863 KT, I sent you an email by accident. Nothing wrong, and I wish you a happy new years too, but I meant to send it to someone else, I just realized I miskeyed.

I blame the brandy.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2018 01:28 AM (2K6fY)

864 Big Happy New Year to you, Mindful Webworker!!

Got to stay under the covers in the cold spell. It's terrible bad cold out tonight. Killer cold. and there's a full moon like a hard snowball up there in the black sky.

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:28 AM (CXrpl)

865 1. Denial
2. Bargaining
3. Maudlin
4. Alcohol
5. Sexual harassment

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2018 01:27 AM (c8EhQ)

I'm at the alcohol - onward to sexual harassment!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:29 AM (cu8/f)

866 Uh oh.

Posted by: the fern at January 01, 2018 01:29 AM (/Ioag)

867 Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:26 AM (sdi6R)

We are pulling for you Rickl
It's hard but chin up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2018 01:30 AM (3/sUh)

868
I'm at the alcohol - onward to sexual harassment!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:29 AM (cu8/f)

-------

BOO-YAH!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2018 01:30 AM (c8EhQ)

869 I'm at the alcohol - onward to sexual harassment!

Gentlemen, we may be in trouble. Miley's out there, and she's got two hands!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 01, 2018 01:31 AM (IcT7t)

870 I was wondering if you were still here, Misanthropic Humanitarian. Happy New Year with best wishes and gratitude for your ONTs and your presence in my life.

May the God of your understanding bless you and keep you.

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:31 AM (CXrpl)

871 We are pulling for you Rickl
It's hard but chin up


Dittos from Casa Backwardio, Rickl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 01:32 AM (tRaq7)

872 861 Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:21 AM (Ri/rl)

.22 riffle with shot shell
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2018 01:27 AM (3/sUh)

What is a shot shell? I cannot shoot the .22 by the pool because I cannot see what is beyond my target. There's a hedge and a bunch of trees.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:32 AM (Ri/rl)

873 Rickl, you're a dear one to me.

May the year ahead hold delight, smiles, and wisdom for you.

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:34 AM (CXrpl)

874 Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:26 AM

Rickl, I can't even imagine how that feels for you. "suck" isn't a long enough word to describe it, yes? And to lose one's best furry-friend, too... God bless!

Been saying prayers for awhile (thanks, Slapweasel!) for many.

My own father has had a relapse of cancer this fall, and we don't know what the New Year will bring.

Faith and hope, faith and hope...

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 01:34 AM (yD/Pf)

875 Gentlemen, we may be in trouble. Miley's out there, and she's got two hands!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 01, 2018 01:31 AM (IcT7t)


Plus the other stuff. And HR is nowhere to be seen.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:34 AM (cu8/f)

876 i'm not going to stay up.....happy new year......America is getting great again.....God Bless America, God Bless President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: phoenixgirl...baseball can't get here soon enough at January 01, 2018 01:34 AM (0O7c5)

877 Rickl,
Sorry for your loss of Kira. So sorry.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 01:35 AM (IDhUW)

878 Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:31 AM (CXrpl)

Thank you so much and I wish you a happy & prosperous New Year booknlass

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2018 01:35 AM (3/sUh)

879 i'm not going to stay up.....happy new year......America is getting great again.....God Bless America, God Bless President Donald J. Trump


Praise be upon him.

Posted by: eleven at January 01, 2018 01:36 AM (+lOpA)

880 What is a shot shell? I cannot shoot the .22 by the
pool because I cannot see what is beyond my target. There's a hedge and a
bunch of trees.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:32 AM (Ri/rl)

Just what it sounds like: .22 long rifle shells loaded with very fine birdshot. Good for offing pigeons in steel-clad pole barns, because the tiny lead shot won't pierce the steel.

Posted by: Bro' Country at January 01, 2018 01:36 AM (d6iST)

881 What's really, really amusing is that the Fake News and the Deep State revealed their political "COLLUSION" by attempting to divert attention from the fake Russian Dossier being used to acquire FISA warrants for the illegal and unethical and treasonsous wire tapping and surveillance of a Political campaign by a sitting President and his annointed successor.

Our country has always prided itself on the non violent and generally polite and above board means of the succession of power compared to the means used in other countries.

Of course the left can't be bothered to uphold that tradition.

And they were outed within HOURS by the citizenry.

We now can certify to the satisfaction of even the most punctilious of doubters that:

The press acts as a partisan purveyor of propaganda for the Left and the Democrat Party

That the Left holds nothing sacred and will violate any law or ethic or tradition to acquire and/or maintain political power.

That ALL who claim membership in the Democrat Party are as complicitous as those at the top and thus must share the blame and the punishment.

It is likely that one could hold the opinion that the Democrat party is an enemy of the United States of America and it's citizens and that they would not hesitate to join forces with any of the US's enemies if it meant they would be in control.

They are not worth playing fair with. Any Republican that does should be immediately suspect of being:
A: in cahoots with them
OR
B: a complete and utter fool or imbecile.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2018 01:36 AM (BgY3o)

882 >> she's got two hands!

And two feet.

But I'm not gonna complain to HR.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 01:37 AM (8O3HH)

883 i'm not going to stay up.....happy new
year......America is getting great again.....God Bless America, God
Bless President Donald J. Trump


Posted by: phoenixgirl...baseball can't get here soon enough at January 01, 2018 01:34 AM (0O7c5)

Happy New Year, PG!

Posted by: Bro' Country at January 01, 2018 01:37 AM (d6iST)

884 booknlass mwaaa Happy New Year
Hubby yawning saying he aint gonna make it
Im like ummm hell no drink more champagne yeah we are getting old haha

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:37 AM (PmCoA)

885 New Year's always feels melancholy or bittersweet to me. I try to be jaunty in the comments, but I don't really feel jaunty.

It's like that every year, but losing Kira, who was truly my best friend, plus the cancer diagnosis, makes this one more morose than usual.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:26 AM (sdi6R)

New Year's is the Lucy football of holidays, rickl - it's why I always stay home. I'm sorry you lost your sweet kitty.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:38 AM (cu8/f)

886 Damn, off, stupid sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 01:38 AM (d6iST)

887 Good night, all and best wishes to everyone who hangs out at this crazy but wonderful place.

Posted by: RM at January 01, 2018 01:38 AM (eP+dt)

888 Thanks, everybody.

Note that I listed Kira first.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:38 AM (sdi6R)

889 goodnight Phoenixgirl. I just saw that picture of President Trump sworddancing with the saudis. I love his goofy smile!

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:39 AM (CXrpl)

890 Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:32 AM (Ri/rl)

.22 shells that have shot in them similar to shotgun shells. A friend of mine has been using them to take out rats.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2018 01:39 AM (3/sUh)

891 811 Well then, I'm grateful for my do-it-yourself move in four months.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:09 AM (cu8/f)

My friend moved over a year ago, she still hasn't unpacked everything. I've helped her move 3 times. I told her we're too old, we need to hire some college kids to help.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:12 AM (Ri/rl)

Sounds hot!

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 01, 2018 01:39 AM (GtG/j)

892 What is a shot shell?

They're little miniature shotgun shells. Relatively wide spread, good for close range for varmints like snakes. Lots of folks will load them in increasingly potency: 2 rat shots, 2 normal bullets, then something a bit more high-powered, like Hornets. And hope you never get towards the more HP loads.

And good on you for your restraint, not knowing what's beyond your target and all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 01:39 AM (tRaq7)

893 Night RM, God Bless HappyNew Year

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:40 AM (PmCoA)

894 Just what it sounds like: .22 long rifle shells loaded with very fine birdshot. Good for offing pigeons in steel-clad pole barns, because the tiny lead shot won't pierce the steel.
Posted by: Bro' Country at January 01, 2018 01:36 AM (d6iST)

I will have to ask my gun guy friend to get me some of those. They use those for rattlesnakes too I think.

This squirrel is tunneling under my pool deck and under an old rose bush. I'd still have to get close and he runs into the tunnel.

I need the guy that works here to put those gopher steel mouse trap things in the tunnels and flood him out. Then he kills them with a shovel.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:40 AM (Ri/rl)

895 New Year's always feels melancholy or bittersweet to me. I try to be jaunty in the comments, but I don't really feel jaunty.
It's like that every year, but losing Kira, who was truly my best friend, plus the cancer diagnosis, makes this one more morose than usual.
Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:26

Do you know rickl, you have true friends who care about you.
Please embrace the love these Morons want to give you. You are loved and prayed for.
T

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at January 01, 2018 01:42 AM (yJ1e6)

896
Another thing that is going to piss lefties and the Salon Hot 25 off:

Trump's new DC Hotel made $2M profit for the year (I think it's the year). It was projected to lose that much. Luxury hotels usually lose money for the first few years. Long game or something.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 01:42 AM (8O3HH)

897 Quarter to one local. It's 2018.

I skipped the party. I've never been fond of being on the road come New Year's. Plus bar, cold, etc.

Even so, even with just my computer and a Top Gear countdown on in the background, this was a leaps and bounds better December 31 than last year.

Thank you, all of you, just for being there and being the Horde. I can't even discuss with my offline friends some of the things I can discuss here. Y'all are the family I may never see in person, and I'm pleased as punch to have you (and that you'll still have my sorry self through it all!)

Should auld acquaintance...

Happy 2018, Horde!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 01, 2018 01:43 AM (lLeln)

898 891 811 Well then, I'm grateful for my do-it-yourself move in four months.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:09 AM (cu8/f)

Moving is a young persons sport
29 is just too old for it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2018 01:43 AM (3/sUh)

899 I Love you guys
I know Im the crazy drunk comment like crazy and run girl but I really Love Aos and you guys are just the best

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:43 AM (PmCoA)

900 Thanx for your kind compliment, booknlass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 01:43 AM (tRaq7)

901 And good on you for your restraint, not knowing what's beyond your target and all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 01:39 AM (

I know I could get him with the .22, but where he's tunneling I cannot see beyond my target. I have people working on the other side of the hedge and trees that I cannot see.

Someone is going to break an ankle.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:45 AM (Ri/rl)

902 Happy New Year everyone.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2018 01:45 AM (rnAwa)

903 Note that I listed Kira first.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:38 AM (sdi6R)

Noted, and understood.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:45 AM (cu8/f)

904 Got to love PDJT!

Where would we be if Felonia von Pantsuit had won?

Set up for various "crimes" and fired from our jobs? Taxed into submission? In prisons? In 'camps'?...

Or, at least on our way to the above scenarios?

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 01:46 AM (yD/Pf)

905 >>>Someone is going to break an ankle.


Concrete lots of concrete

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2018 01:47 AM (3/sUh)

906 Trump's businesses have lost a bit of money this year. This ought to, but will not, bother the people who think that Dick Cheney was sucking dollar bills directly out of middle east with pneumatic tubes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2018 01:47 AM (rnAwa)

907 Happy new year, {{{Brother Cavil}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 01:48 AM (cu8/f)

908 Note that I listed Kira first.
Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:38 AM (sdi6R)

I'm really sorry about the loss of your beloved kitty Kira. You are strong and are going to win this battle.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:48 AM (Ri/rl)

909 I know Im the crazy drunk comment like crazy and run girl but I really Love Aos and you guys are just the best
Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:43 AM (PmCoA)

You rock lousagirl!

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:50 AM (Ri/rl)

910 At least my upcoming birthday won't be as bad as last year's. I had just heard from the vet that Kira's kidneys were deteriorating, and pretty much spent the whole day crying, knowing her time with me was growing short.

I miss her, but this one won't be nearly as bad as that.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:52 AM (sdi6R)

911
I miss her, but this one won't be nearly as bad as that.
Posted by: rickl


I know the feeling. Being on the other side of dad is like that.

Still standing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 01, 2018 01:53 AM (lLeln)

912 Heh! My portfolio is up respectably for the first time in a looonng time.

Thanks America. For keeping Hillary out of the White House.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at January 01, 2018 01:53 AM (GdgAM)

913 894 CaliGirl

Obligatory: https://youtu.be/3lYm0c7gYyU

Posted by: ibguy at January 01, 2018 01:54 AM (vUcdz)

914 Thanks CaliGirl mwaaa we are close to our New Year
Yay west coast
If your not first your last haha

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:54 AM (PmCoA)

915 Happy New Year Mountain Hordesters!

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:56 AM (CXrpl)

916 Happy New Year Horde of Deplorable Awesomeness.....

If Y'all thought the Winning in 17 was fan-fuckin-tastic.......just wait for what 18 has in store......Winning never, ever gets Old.

To all the Ron's an Ette's......Health, Wealth an Happiness to all of You an Yours......Y'all Deserve It.

To the Powers that Be......keep the Awesome flowin, it means so Much More to So Many More than y'all know.....Appreciated tremendously.

And remember.....Hydrate after imbibing.....and the hair of that pesky hound helps as well.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 01, 2018 01:56 AM (JGzeX)

917 At least you're not Hawaii! Though I'm sure some judge declared it 2018 before it hit midnight in NYC...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 01, 2018 01:56 AM (lLeln)

918 Well, it's just gone midnight here in the Mountain Time zone, so Happy New Year to all of you in that zone!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 01:57 AM (d6iST)

919 Obligatory: https://youtu.be/3lYm0c7gYyU
Posted by: ibguy at January 01, 2018 01:54 AM (vUcdz)

Heh!

Happy New Year ibguy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:58 AM (Ri/rl)

920 Happy New Year Mountain Hordesters!
Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 01:56 AM (CXrpl)


I have been advised not to order the Rocky Mountain Hordesters.

Apparently, they aren't what you'd think.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 01, 2018 01:58 AM (y87Qq)

921 Happy New Year, Mountain folk!

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:59 AM (sdi6R)

922 914 Thanks CaliGirl mwaaa we are close to our New Year
Yay west coast
If your not first your last haha
Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 01:54 AM (PmCoA)

Shake and bake lousagirl.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 01:59 AM (Ri/rl)

923 Well, this is New Year's in Berlin:

https://tinyurl.com/yc8pndxm

I really can't think of how to describe this so-called "solution".

I guess compared to Germany, we really are off to a good start this year.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 01:59 AM (/qEW2)

924 Brother Cavil, I was just talking about my dad tonight. it's been 19 years since he passed on. Since he died, I've been without my best protector. It's a different world without your dad.

All I can do is try to be the kind of forgiving, generous and understanding parent he was to my kids. in his name.

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:00 AM (CXrpl)

925 Be careful of those Mountain Folk. They come down to town for supplies, and next thing you know, animals and women are gone...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 01, 2018 02:00 AM (lLeln)

926 All I can do is try to be the kind of forgiving, generous and understanding parent he was to my kids. in his name.
Posted by: booknlass


Yeah, I try not to think about the fact that I've no kids, no family of my own. Nobody's going to be there for me when my time comes.

I try not to focus on it, but in the small hours...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 01, 2018 02:01 AM (lLeln)

927

It's just a coincidence.

If Hillary had been elected the markets would be much higher and angels would be singing!

Posted by: Kruug Paulmann at January 01, 2018 02:02 AM (IqV8l)

928 If Hillary had been elected the markets would be much higher and angels would be singing!
Posted by: Kruug Paulmann at January 01, 2018 02:02 AM (IqV8l)

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Next year Wil be better for you, Paul. Dear God, it has to be.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2018 02:03 AM (c8EhQ)

929 lol, hogmartin. . .rocky mountain oysters. It's been a long time since I had those delicacies.

mmm. mmm. good!

Happy New Year to you, and

Happy New Year, Hillbilly King!

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:03 AM (CXrpl)

930 Brother Cavil, there's still time to build a family for yourself.

I really believe that. With God all things are possible!

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:05 AM (CXrpl)

931 Brother Cavil, there's still time to build a family for yourself.

I really believe that. With God all things are possible!
Posted by: booknlass


I guess we'll see. I gave up a decade ago.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 01, 2018 02:06 AM (lLeln)

932 That quote by Neil Gaiman annoys me. Of course he thinks challenging yourself is a good thing in the long run. It's worked out for him. It's like taking financial advice from a lottery winner. (stolen joke)

Posted by: Jim S. at January 01, 2018 02:07 AM (ynUnH)

933 Happy New Year, Hillbilly King!
Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:03 AM (CXrpl)

I've never had rocky mountain oysters, I have had turkey nuts. Battered and deep fried.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 02:07 AM (Ri/rl)

934 Happy New Years to the in-laws in MST. Though I doubt any of Y'all will see this.

Posted by: tbodie at January 01, 2018 02:08 AM (2hlqN)

935 Happy New year

May all your renewals be painless
renew
renew

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Posted by: Joshua Numan at January 01, 2018 02:09 AM (KNMjM)

936 Yeah, I try not to think about the fact that I've no kids, no family of my own. Nobody's going to be there for me when my time comes.

I try not to focus on it, but in the small hours...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 01, 2018 02:01 AM (lLeln)

Same here, Brother, but I'll tell you this - Jesus will be there for you, and the loved ones who have gone before. This isn't faith, but knowledge. My Tim came back and shared his joy with me. It's real, and we need not fear.

Although being human, we still do.

But everything with be alright. Truth.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:10 AM (cu8/f)

937 turkey nuts! I didn't know turkeys had nuts. lol

have you seen the "10 best pics of President Trump" on BB? Love it! made me lol.

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:11 AM (CXrpl)

938 Happy New Year everyone! You all are the bestest!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 02:12 AM (mMeIQ)

939 45minutes and counting bitches

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:12 AM (PmCoA)

940 {{{HBK}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:13 AM (cu8/f)

941 Brother and Miley much Love

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:13 AM (PmCoA)

942 Happy New Year Westminster!

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:14 AM (CXrpl)

943 45minutes and counting bitches

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:12 AM (PmCoA)

Can you also do the alphabet backwards?

Weird, but numerous people are being asked to try it at this moment.

Posted by: Miklos 2018! at January 01, 2018 02:14 AM (zCyNd)

944 Why counting bitches? Seems to me they're beyond number...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 01, 2018 02:15 AM (lLeln)

945 932 That quote by Neil Gaiman annoys me. Of course he thinks challenging yourself is a good thing in the long run. It's worked out for him. It's like taking financial advice from a lottery winner. (stolen joke)
Posted by: Jim S. at January 01, 2018 02:07 AM (ynUnH)


Who is he? I've never heard of him.

The quote sounds facile, like a self-help guru. Sure, everybody makes mistakes, and sometimes you progress by trial and error, but mistakes also get people killed.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:15 AM (sdi6R)

946
turkey nuts! I didn't know turkeys had nuts. lol



have you seen the "10 best pics of President Trump" on BB? Love it! made me lol.

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:11 AM (CXrpl)

Just think if a neutered turkey became a super hero. He could be the Capon'ed Crusader.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 02:15 AM (d6iST)

947 Hubby listening to guns and roses ugg
At least he is not falling asleep haha

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:16 AM (PmCoA)

948 mistakes also get people killed.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:15 AM (sdi6R)

Who you calling a mistake?

Posted by: *hic* at January 01, 2018 02:17 AM (zCyNd)

949 Brother, counting down to the new year on the west coast

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:17 AM (PmCoA)

950 {{{Friends in gray boxes}}}

Happy New Year from a Moron that mostly lurks.

And I do mean All Y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at January 01, 2018 02:19 AM (2hlqN)

951 @929 an @933....

booknlass an CaliGirl......

Best wishes to Amazon's of The Ette Tribe......

Y'all are always welcome in The Mountains....(Appalachian, Ozark, Rockie, etc).....

Cause the Truth is......while Us Men "think" we're in charge......Reality is a sumthin different. Y'all know..... ;-)

An CaliG.....until you've had fricasseed squirrel brains.....well, you ain't lived.......ha.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 01, 2018 02:19 AM (JGzeX)

952 949 Brother, counting down to the new year on the west coast
Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:17 AM (PmCoA)

I don't know if I'll make it. Be well all, and Happy New Year to all the grey box people.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 02:20 AM (Ri/rl)

953 {{{tbodie}}}

I need another drink.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:20 AM (cu8/f)

954 Ok Im going to smoke a still legal cig

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:21 AM (PmCoA)

955 "Macron vows 'French renaissance' in 2018.."


Make Our France Outstanding--MOFO

Posted by: New Year. New Miklos at January 01, 2018 02:21 AM (zCyNd)

956 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:20 AM (cu8/f)

*Tips shot of whiskey to Miley*

Sure is good to see you again.

Posted by: tbodie at January 01, 2018 02:22 AM (2hlqN)

957 You can do it Caligirl
But if not Happy New Year and allGods Blessings

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:22 AM (PmCoA)

958 An CaliG.....until you've had fricasseed squirrel brains.....well, you ain't lived.......ha.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 01, 2018 02:19 AM (

Oh my, I don't know if I'm that brave.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 02:23 AM (Ri/rl)

959 952
I don't know if I'll make it. Be well all, and Happy New Year to all the grey box people.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 01, 2018 02:20 AM (Ri/rl)


Happy New Year, CaliGirl.

I might make it to West Coast New Year myself at the rate I'm going. At least I can sleep in in the morning.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:23 AM (sdi6R)

960 >>Make Our France Outstanding--MOFO

Hah! Good one, there. I LOL'd as the kids say.

You know, I do have my suspicions about Macron and his mother, Brigitte.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 02:23 AM (8O3HH)

961 Who is he? I've never heard of him.
Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:15 AM (sdi6R)


Comics (mostly) writer. He did a series I really liked back in high school. He's written at least one novel since (haven't read it), probably collaborated on some other things too.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 01, 2018 02:25 AM (y87Qq)

962 Happy New Year to Morons everywhere! For '18 I resolve to be more exceptionally average than ever before.

For CaliGirl, organic rodent control: https://youtu.be/Gto91AyBy-Y

Posted by: Average Guy at January 01, 2018 02:27 AM (LMcFk)

963 @940....

The Duchess of Awesome......

2018 , The Year Of The Duchess.

Know it in your Heart.

You deserve it.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 01, 2018 02:27 AM (JGzeX)

964 thank you Hillbilly King. that means a lot to me!


Happy new year, tbodie!


Alberta Oil Peon, a smiling hug and wish for your prosperity and peace in the coming year

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:28 AM (CXrpl)

965 CaliGirl-- we can get g.granddaddy's favorite "calf brains" at the grocery any day of the week!

Scrambled eggs and brains, y'all! He also liked fried squirrel.

Uh, no thanks (we're actually yankees) but yeah, somebody actually eats that stuff, so that *we* don't have to, lol.

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 02:31 AM (yD/Pf)

966 You too booknlass

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 02:31 AM (mMeIQ)

967 Ok Im going to smoke a still legal cig

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:21 AM (PmCoA)

Some day you've got to email me.

I'm planning to quit when I run out of tobacco. Pray for me.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:32 AM (cu8/f)

968 961
Comics (mostly) writer. He did a series I really liked back in high school. He's written at least one novel since (haven't read it), probably collaborated on some other things too.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 01, 2018 02:25 AM (y87Qq)


Yeah, writing mistakes are a bit more forgiving than engineering or architectural mistakes.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:33 AM (sdi6R)

969 2018 , The Year Of The Duchess.

Know it in your Heart.

You deserve it.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 01, 2018 02:27 AM (JGzeX)

Wouldn't that be something?

I wish I had your certainty, sweetheart. I really do.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:33 AM (cu8/f)

970 Miley, I successfully quit by listening to a book on CD called The Easy Way to Stop Smoking. I had tried before but that book worked. it's been 5 years now.

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:34 AM (CXrpl)

971 970

Is that the Alan Carr book?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:35 AM (cu8/f)

972 Pray for me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:32 AM (cu8/f)

Will do. May God bless and prosper you.

Posted by: tbodie at January 01, 2018 02:36 AM (2hlqN)

973 I did read it somewhere............2018 is the Year of the Duchess

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 02:36 AM (mMeIQ)

974 We've had a bit of a tough year here in the Average household. But I got to close out the year with my daughter, home from school, poking around in the tidepools till sunset. A beautiful day. Looking forward to a better new year.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 01, 2018 02:37 AM (LMcFk)

975 967
I'm planning to quit when I run out of tobacco. Pray for me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:32 AM (cu8/f)


That's exactly what I did tonight. Or last night, since it's a New Year now.

I'm sucking furiously on the e-cig, but I still want a real one.

I should copy and print out the Chesterton quote as a reminder.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:37 AM (sdi6R)

976 *Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:28 AM (CXrpl)*

Thank-you, booknlass.

Posted by: tbodie at January 01, 2018 02:38 AM (2hlqN)

977 Happy New year westminsterdogshow and Average

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:38 AM (PmCoA)

978 I will Miley

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:39 AM (PmCoA)

979 Prayers for ya, Miley, and for all the Horde.

I'm turning in now. Don't make a mess out there. Or if you must, make it a glorious mess!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 01, 2018 02:39 AM (lLeln)

980 I did read it somewhere............2018 is the Year of the Duchess

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 01, 2018 02:36 AM (mMeIQ)

Then it must be true.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:39 AM (cu8/f)

981 yes, Miley, I think that is the author, Carr. amazing how he strengthens the thoughts within you that enable you to become a grateful ex-smoker. amazing.

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:40 AM (CXrpl)

982 Are e-cigs the same as vaping?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:40 AM (cu8/f)

983 Night Brother mwaaaa HappyNew Year

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:41 AM (PmCoA)

984 rickl, you could try that book by Carr. it worked for me. why not for you, too?

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:41 AM (CXrpl)

985 I'm turning in now. Don't make a mess out there. Or if you must, make it a glorious mess!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 01, 2018 02:39 AM (lLeln)

How about a hot mess? I can do that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:41 AM (cu8/f)

986 Are e-cigs the same as vaping?

Yes, Miley.

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 02:41 AM (yD/Pf)

987 So it is waaaay past mid-night & this 29 yo should be sound asleep.

Hope the start of 2018 for y'all is the start of many blessings.

Posted by: tbodie at January 01, 2018 02:42 AM (2hlqN)

988
rickl, you could try that book by Carr. it worked for me. why not for you, too?
Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:41 AM (CXrpl)


didn't he co-author a book with McMasters?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2018 02:42 AM (2K6fY)

989 982 Are e-cigs the same as vaping?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:40 AM (cu8/f)


Yes. Have you tried that? It works pretty good. I think it's better than nicotine gum or patches.

I still just plain like smoking, though.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:44 AM (sdi6R)

990 >> Are e-cigs the same as vaping?

Not exactly, but the usage is not too standard, I don't think.

Vaping tends to refer to the larger devices, while e-cigs are the smaller things that look like cigarettes. Well, I think that's it.

I think these are the most successful method of quitting smoking.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 02:44 AM (8O3HH)

991 Ditto for me. My rum and cola has been consumed, and the rack beckons. Happy New Year, one and all!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 02:44 AM (d6iST)

992 rickl, you could try that book by Carr. it worked for me. why not for you, too?

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:41 AM (CXrpl)

I've had a sticky note with that title inside my cigarette case for a year.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:44 AM (cu8/f)

993 Happy New Year tbodie

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:44 AM (PmCoA)

994 Night Alberta

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:45 AM (PmCoA)

995 I still just plain like smoking, though.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:44 AM (sdi6R)

Yeah, me too. That's the problem.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:47 AM (cu8/f)

996 Miley, a hot mess is where you are still high and whining and crying and sobbing about getting straight and still f***king up left and right.

Or just acting like it.

So, no. Don't be a hot mess. That's just annoying and high decibel.

Let's just leave our glasses out and let the remaining cheese slices glue themselves to the plate and the coffee table. You can leave your butts out.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2018 02:48 AM (2K6fY)

997 990 >> Are e-cigs the same as vaping?

Not exactly, but the usage is not too standard, I don't think.

Vaping tends to refer to the larger devices, while e-cigs are the smaller things that look like cigarettes. Well, I think that's it.

I think these are the most successful method of quitting smoking.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 02:44 AM (8O3HH)


It's the same thing, just different devices. The larger units have more powerful batteries, while the smaller ones are more portable.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:48 AM (sdi6R)

998 kindletot, I don't know about co-authoring with McMasters. he was the solo author of the book I listened to, in my truck, on the CD player.

his first instruction: don't quit smoking YET. smoke more than ever before. suck deeper, and chain smoke until you're finished with this book....

that was exactly what i wanted to hear!

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:49 AM (CXrpl)

999
There is something about smoking more than the nicotine hit. They've done studies on this. You can give a person the same nicotine hit IV as they get from smoking a cigarette, and they don't get the same satisfaction.

There is something else about the delivery via tobacco smoke that enhances the nicotine hit, and I don't think they've figured it out fully yet.

It's why nicotine replacement stuff like gum, patches, lozenges, etc. just isn't as good. Vaping is the closest, but it's still not quite the same thing.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 02:51 AM (8O3HH)

1000 I liked smoking, but I wound up where I had things I wanted to do more than hang out and light up.

Granted, what I wanted to do was sleep since my work schedule and commute schedule was insane, but I had something I wanted more than smoking.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2018 02:51 AM (2K6fY)

1001 Me too

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:51 AM (PmCoA)

1002 *whooosh!*

McMaster-Carr, lol.

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 02:51 AM (yD/Pf)

1003 Happy New Year, Pacific Standard Time!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 02:53 AM (yD/Pf)

1004 Goodnight, AOP. . .sleep tight

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:53 AM (CXrpl)

1005 yep JQ that went right over my head. heh.

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:54 AM (CXrpl)

1006 >>>Miley, a hot mess is where you are still high and whining and crying and sobbing about getting straight and still f***king up left and right.


Well, then, no, I'm underqualified. And I haven't been able to get ahold of any weed in months. I could pass a pee test. That's just saaaaaad.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:54 AM (cu8/f)

1007 Good Happy New Year to the West Coastians!

bangs on a virtual pan with a metal spoon

clang clang clang

collapses into slumberland

Posted by: booknlass at January 01, 2018 02:55 AM (CXrpl)

1008 happy new years everyone.

next year is to be better.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2018 02:56 AM (2K6fY)

1009 For Pete's sake I smoke once in a blue moon and I'm ready to head out and light one up!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 02:56 AM (IDhUW)

1010 Aw, Miley, don't feel bad about passing the pee-test... many of us *have to* be able to do that!

*checks calendar*

*sighs*

I still have to "pass" for a few more years.

*sighs again*

Happy 2018!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 02:57 AM (yD/Pf)

1011 OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave and have a wonderful New Year.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2018 02:57 AM (tRaq7)

1012 Happy New Year all yall
I wish you Much health happiness and Love in 2018

Wheeeeee

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:57 AM (PmCoA)

1013 Happy new year, left-coastals!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 02:58 AM (cu8/f)

1014 Oh, and I may try to get a tattoo license this year.

I plan on being the squarest middle aged tattoo artist on the west coast.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2018 02:59 AM (2K6fY)

1015 Hell of a night it was *hic*

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 02:59 AM (aMlLZ)

1016 Miley, much Love and Blessings

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 02:59 AM (PmCoA)

1017 I still have to "pass" for a few more years.

*sighs again*

Happy 2018!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2018 02:57 AM (yD/Pf)

I'll have to, when I move and go looking for a new job. You've got to be ready, anyway, even if they don't ask.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:00 AM (cu8/f)

1018 BerserkerHappy New Year
Night all

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 03:00 AM (PmCoA)

1019 Webster's defines "hot mess" as something that is a state of extreme disorder or disarray or a person who is such, being disorganized, disheveled, or self-destructive.

And it also can mean a person who is also attractive and sexy at the same time.

This latter definition is sort of the connotation that the term brings to mind to me.

If I hear a gal is a hot mess, well, she's a mess, but hot as hell.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 03:01 AM (8O3HH)

1020 BerserkerHappy New Year
Night all

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 03:00 AM (PmCoA)


You too!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:01 AM (aMlLZ)

1021 Happy New Year. Thank God for Waffle House after the bar.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2018 03:02 AM (yzxic)

1022 iN what does have to be the worrse yeaR in the history of the U.SA in 2017, the facts that presedent Drumph will be emPeached Willl make 2018 great and the Constitushion can rightFully appoint Obamma as Presedent again! Happy New Year, Herde!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at January 01, 2018 03:03 AM (wf3RQ)

1023 Oh, and I may try to get a tattoo license this year.

I plan on being the squarest middle aged tattoo artist on the west coast.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2018 02:59 AM (2K6fY)

That's awesome. I'm taking up a new hobby this year: knife making. If I'm any good, I might try to sell a few.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 01, 2018 03:03 AM (LMcFk)

1024 You too, lousagirl!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:03 AM (cu8/f)

1025 2018 doesn't feel any different.
Have to wait and see what the news looks like.

Posted by: Joshua Numan at January 01, 2018 03:03 AM (KNMjM)

1026 If I hear a gal is a hot mess, well, she's a mess, but hot as hell.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 03:01 AM (8O3HH)


That's how I interpret it. My brother likes to say "She's smoking, but she got a rotten head." lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:04 AM (aMlLZ)

1027 Goodnight, BackwardsBoy! And everyone else I've missed.

Getting another drink.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:05 AM (cu8/f)

1028 Still not tired of winning! Moar winning for 2018!

And Peace, Joy, Health, and Love for the Horde!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 03:05 AM (IDhUW)

1029 Fuck it.......

Change of pace Y'all.......

Any Fans of "found footage" Horror movies?

I ask, cause, I just caught the last 15mins of Quarantine......

Not the Best, but Not the Worst of the genre......

I've watched it in its entirety before, but it made me think of those that I've seen since that were waaayyyy better.......

Any Discernin thoughts y'all.....

And,.......CHEERS!
(Tips the High Test....).

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 01, 2018 03:05 AM (JGzeX)

1030 Awwww my Vegas

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 03:07 AM (PmCoA)

1031 Happy New Year left coasters! I know vent a lot about CA, but really I wish you the best. I realize a lot of you are stuck there, and it's unfortunate that you have to suffer for the sins and stupidity of your fellow Californians. May you be spared as much of it as possible.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 03:07 AM (/qEW2)

1032 Night lousagirl

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 03:08 AM (IDhUW)

1033 Getting another drink.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:05 AM (cu8/f)


That's a good idea. Might as well hit the mead seeing I drank a half dozen different things tonight already. Good thing I don't drink much, I can save it up. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:08 AM (aMlLZ)

1034 Ok, now really going to bed
Thanks guys what a fun New Years

Posted by: lousagirl at January 01, 2018 03:09 AM (PmCoA)

1035 Happy New Year, Westerners!

I really ought to get to bed soon. It's a good thing I don't have to work tomorrow.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 03:10 AM (sdi6R)

1036 Vaping is the closest, but it's still not quite the same thing.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 02:51 AM (8O3HH)


Not quite, but yeah, much closer than anything else. If you spring for one of the pens from an actual shop, instead of the gas station e-cigs, a decent shop will also let you try different fluid ratios (they mix it right there) so in addition to the nicotine level and flavorings, you can pick a level of... glycerine, I think? which determines how much "volume" you feel when you pull. It really does almost feel like the real thing. It's worth trying the real kits and skipping the gas station cigs IMO. Most decent shops will get you out the door with a refillable rechargeable pen about the size of a Sharpie and maybe 5-10ml of your custom-mixed fluid in a starter package for about $25 which is what, three packs on my home planet? God only knows how much 3 packs costs in NY or CA.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 01, 2018 03:10 AM (y87Qq)

1037 If I hear a gal is a hot mess, well, she's a mess, but hot as hell.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 03:01 AM (8O3HH)

I'm hot to trot, does that count?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:10 AM (cu8/f)

1038 Berserker!!!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:10 AM (cu8/f)

1039 Berserker!!!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:10 AM (cu8/f)


Miley!!!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:11 AM (aMlLZ)

1040 Happy New Year!

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14255

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 01, 2018 03:12 AM (itfg0)

1041 I'm hot to trot, does that count?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:10 AM (cu8/f)


yeah, not touching that one. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:12 AM (aMlLZ)

1042 It's why nicotine replacement stuff like gum,
patches, lozenges, etc. just isn't as good. Vaping is the closest, but
it's still not quite the same thing.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 02:51 AM (8O3HH)

It's close enough. I quit smoking and dipping 872 days ago. Vaping was key to that.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2018 03:13 AM (yzxic)

1043 >> I'm hot to trot, does that count?

No, you're just hot, period. There's a good kind of messy, too. I'm not sure what the term for that is. So that's probably what you are.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 03:13 AM (8O3HH)

1044 Most decent shops will get you out the door with a refillable rechargeable pen about the size of a Sharpie and maybe 5-10ml of your custom-mixed fluid in a starter package for about $25 which is what, three packs on my home planet? God only knows how much 3 packs costs in NY or CA.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 01, 2018 03:10 AM (y87Qq)

Crap. I spend about that much for 2 cartons when I roll my own.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:15 AM (cu8/f)

1045 2018....20 muthafuckin 18

Damn.... when I was younger I would think 2018 would be like star trek shit. Nope, still fubar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:16 AM (aMlLZ)

1046 Debating opening the bottle of Winzersekt I received as a Christmas gift. I saved the card it came with. Not every day a former E5 gets a card from an active duty LTC thanking him for being a mentor.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2018 03:16 AM (yzxic)

1047 yeah, not touching that one. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:12 AM (aMlLZ)

Yeah, you're married. lol

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:17 AM (cu8/f)

1048 Crap. I spend about that much for 2 cartons when I roll my own.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:15 AM (cu8/f)

No shit, you can basically save enough each month to literally make payments on a new car.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:19 AM (aMlLZ)

1049 >> Crap. I spend about that much for 2 cartons when I
>> roll my own.

It's worth it to quit.

I get so mad at these people who are trying to destroy vaping or make it as bad as smoking itself. Absolute fools, and it shows their anti-smoking stance is more emotion, if not religious, than health concern.

I head some Dr. Nanny they had on going on about all the bad things nicotine does, the effect on heart rate, etc, stuff like that.

Well, hell, many drugs they prescribe, highly beneficial drugs necessary to treat many conditions have much worse similar side effects.

Prednisone comes to mind, something I'm familiar with.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 03:19 AM (8O3HH)

1050 Damn.... when I was younger I would think 2018 would be like star trek shit. Nope, still fubar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:16 AM (aMlLZ)


Well, there were a few episodes of DS9 like that.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 01, 2018 03:21 AM (itfg0)

1051 No shit, you can basically save enough each month to literally make payments on a new car.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:19 AM (aMlLZ)

I can't figure out the math on that one. I've got $50 worth of tobacco and tubes that should last me until mid-February. Would this be a clown car you're referring to?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:21 AM (cu8/f)

1052 yeah, not touching that one. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:12 AM (aMlLZ)

Yeah, you're married. lol

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:17 AM (cu8/f)

nooo, not what I meant. I meant its a question that could have answers that can range from subtle to gross. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:22 AM (aMlLZ)

1053 Looks like the Nevada National Guard was preemptively deployed around the Strip. Thankfully nothing happened.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 01, 2018 03:23 AM (itfg0)

1054 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 03:19 AM (8O3HH)



Both my PC and my cardiologist are good with me vaping. As my cardiologist told me: "It's not the nicotine that kills you. It's all the other crap in cigarettes that kills you."


Also, I've ratcheted down to 1.5mg nicotine in my juice, having started at 12mg a little over two years ago. I should be nicotine free in 3-4 months. Then I'll vape at 0mg nic for a few months, then quit altogether.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 01, 2018 03:26 AM (yzxic)

1055 1040 Happy New Year!

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14255
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 01, 2018 03:12 AM (itfg0)

Shouldn't you be donning 'The Party Hat', Hat?

Happy New Year!

Posted by: texcat at January 01, 2018 03:29 AM (wf3RQ)

1056 nooo, not what I meant. I meant its a question that could have answers that can range from subtle to gross. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:22 AM (aMlLZ)

Well, Y5 isn't here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:29 AM (cu8/f)

1057
There are some beneficial effects of nicotine as well. It's sort of verbotten to speak of them, because they think it promotes tobacco use.

Nicotine can act as a brain stimulant, and there's some evidence it helps prevent Alzheimer's.

Smoking would always help my thinking/concentration I thought. At it likely does.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 03:30 AM (8O3HH)

1058 1049
I get so mad at these people who are trying to destroy vaping or make it as bad as smoking itself. Absolute fools, and it shows their anti-smoking stance is more emotion, if not religious, than health concern.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 03:19 AM (8O3HH)


It's not emotional. Follow the money.

There are three major entities that are opposing vaping:

1. Governments, who make money from tobacco taxes
2. Tobacco companies, who make money from selling cigarettes
3. The pharmaceutical industry, who makes money from selling nicotine gum and patches

This combination, with the help of their paid whores in Congress, is aiming to either put the independent e-cig companies out of business or buy them out and take them over.

The "tobacco settlement" some years ago ended up with the big companies taking over the small ones, and massive increases in taxes for the government.

"Banking reform" in 2008/2009 led to big banks swallowing up small ones.

The same phenomenon is playing out here.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 03:33 AM (sdi6R)

1059 I can't figure out the math on that one. I've got $50 worth of tobacco and tubes that should last me until mid-February. Would this be a clown car you're referring to?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:21 AM (cu8/f)


If you smoke a pack a day at $8 a pack jersey prices that's about $250 per month. it costs maybe $30 a month rolling your own. That's $220 saved. New York is like $11 a pack, that's like $330 per month, so that's $300 saved. That's if you smoke 1 pack a day, and I see people buying 2 packs a day like they free, and if you were doing that in nyc at 11 bucks a pop you're pissing away 660 a month, so you would save 600 month. Ok, you're not going to buy a Ferrari , but you can easily buy something pretty damn nice with savings like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:33 AM (aMlLZ)

1060 >> It's not emotional. Follow the money.

So maybe the Dr. Nanny I remember was actually in the employ of Pharma. Wouldn't surprise me a bit.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 03:35 AM (8O3HH)

1061 If you smoke a pack a day at $8 a pack jersey prices that's about $250 per month. it costs maybe $30 a month rolling your own. That's $220 saved.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:33 AM (aMlLZ)

Right. But that saved money goes to Comcast, Dominion Electric and Washington gas. I paid off the Mustang four years ago.

Of course, this week I had to replace a ball joint and the clutch, which pretty much wiped out my emergency fund.

Point being, I'm barely getting by as it is. Quitting isn't going to make much difference in my budget.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:40 AM (cu8/f)

1062 1057
There are some beneficial effects of nicotine as well. It's sort of verbotten to speak of them, because they think it promotes tobacco use.

Nicotine can act as a brain stimulant, and there's some evidence it helps prevent Alzheimer's.

Smoking would always help my thinking/concentration I thought. At it likely does.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 01, 2018 03:30 AM (8O3HH)


That's all true.

It's curious that tobacco is being discouraged at the same time marijuana is being encouraged, isn't it? I wonder who benefits from a stoned populace, as opposed to clear-thinking people?

Argh. I better go to bed. I'm starting to get pissed off.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 03:43 AM (sdi6R)

1063 Shouldn't you be donning 'The Party Hat', Hat?

Happy New Year!

Posted by: texcat at January 01, 2018 03:29 AM (wf3RQ)


Nah, I don't to the New Year's Eve party thing. I use the end of the year as a good excuse to take care of a bunch of stuff and to reflect on the past year, with a view towards starting the new year on the right foot.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 01, 2018 03:44 AM (itfg0)

1064 I wonder who benefits from a stoned populace, as opposed to clear-thinking people?

Argh. I better go to bed. I'm starting to get pissed off.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 03:43 AM (sdi6R)


Jack in the Box

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 01, 2018 03:46 AM (itfg0)

1065 And Wendy's, and Taco Bell...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:48 AM (cu8/f)

1066 Point being, I'm barely getting by as it is. Quitting isn't going to make much difference in my budget.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:40 AM (cu8/f)


Not saying to quit, I'm saying by rolling your own you can almost buy a new car with what you would save over paying the stupid over the counter price of cigarettes . Engrish woman, engrish. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:49 AM (aMlLZ)

1067 Argh. I better go to bed. I'm starting to get pissed off.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 03:43 AM (sdi6R)

Wanna get high?

Posted by: Towelie at January 01, 2018 03:49 AM (cu8/f)

1068 Not saying to quit, I'm saying by rolling your own you can almost buy a new car with what you would save over paying the stupid over the counter price of cigarettes . Engrish woman, engrish. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 01, 2018 03:49 AM (aMlLZ)

Sweetheart, I've been rolling my own for years. I said so up there ^^^

Posted by: Towelie at January 01, 2018 03:51 AM (cu8/f)

1069 /off Towelie sock

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 03:51 AM (cu8/f)

1070 Shouldn't you be donning 'The Party Hat', Hat?

Happy New Year!

Posted by: texcat at January 01, 2018 03:29 AM (wf3RQ)

Nah, I don't to the New Year's Eve party thing. I use the end of the year as a good excuse to take care of a bunch of stuff and to reflect on the past year, with a view towards starting the new year on the right foot.
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 01, 2018 03:44 AM (itfg0)

Very reflective and commendable!
I enjoy your hat-changing name in mid threads.
Hope it's a very good year for you!

Posted by: texcat at January 01, 2018 03:53 AM (wf3RQ)

1071 Getting late. Wonderful to talk with you all again, and hope that 2018 exceeds your fondest wishes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2018 04:01 AM (cu8/f)

1072 Bless all you MORONS
I love you all!

Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2018 04:05 AM (xPWMR)

1073 Vape>Cigs

Just be sure and use those long cigarette holders (see Norma Desmond) so if the vape explodes you are clear. And you will look oh so fashionable!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 01, 2018 04:17 AM (e1mEI)

1074 Oh, Happy New Year fellow deplorables!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 01, 2018 04:32 AM (e1mEI)

1075 Happy New Year fine people of AoS-landia.Here's to a rockin'&rollin' 2018

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 01, 2018 04:33 AM (zGhGr)

1076
Nicotine Patch May Improve Memory in Pre-Dementia Patients

https://www.webmd.com/brain/news/20120109/nicotine-patch-
may-improve-memory-in-pre-dementia-patients

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 01, 2018 05:06 AM (2FqvZ)

1077 Deety?
Might this be the same Deety that was around in my early days here back in ought eight?
Even if not, you brought her to mind so thanks for that.

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2018 05:16 AM (BN/jk)

1078
Self-driving cars. Yeah, I'm not jumping on that bandwagon anytime soon. I just noticed yesterday that the lane assist on my new car suddenly stopped working.

Reason? There's so much salt down on the roads it can't 'see' the lanes anymore. Opps. Back to the drawing boards.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 01, 2018 05:16 AM (2FqvZ)

1079 Well good morning and Happy New Year horde

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 05:20 AM (aC6Sd)

1080 I just reduced my twitter feed to 35 people. They had to be very clever and best known from twitter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2018 05:26 AM (rnAwa)

1081 Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

As our Country rapidly grows stronger and smarter, I want to wish all of my friends, supporters, enemies, haters, and even the very dishonest Fake News Media, a Happy and Healthy New Year. 2018 will be a great year for America!

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 01, 2018 05:40 AM (2FqvZ)

1082 One night he said that he had not been feeling well, and that was the last that we heard. Probably a year and a half ago. He was not *old* as his father was still living, I believe.

I thought he said he found out he had cancer (him, not his dad.) and as far as I know, that was the last we heard of him.

Posted by: JT at January 01, 2018 05:41 AM (MQcFV)

1083 Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 01, 2018 05:16 AM (2FqvZ)

Our son, the insurance guy, says that tech is making drivers completely, lazily reliant upon it and they think it excuses their lack of common sense. As in looking for yourself. He says that back-up camera screens should be behind drivers so that they have to...well, you know.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2018 05:46 AM (GzDYP)

1084 So, did we make it through the night? Are we ok this morning? I mean as a horde and as a Nation? I can see and empty coffee cup and my hands moving on the keyboard, so I must be alive.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2018 05:49 AM (zLDYs)

1085 He says that back-up camera screens should be behind drivers so that they have to...well, you know.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2018 05:46 AM (GzDYP)


Yeah, that's where they belong and they're really dangerous. My wife has become reliant on the thing. I told her she's actually breaking the law and they're only there as a final assist. She wasn't even turning around at all.

It's an absolutely unreliable means of backing up. I tried backing into our garage with the thing. I was going almost sideways into the garage. It sure looked straight on the screen. Then I turned around in horror. The car was against the center support pole. Fortunately I was creeping very very slowly in.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 01, 2018 05:54 AM (2FqvZ)

1086 I think it was a Power line article the other day that predicted some day, might be years maybe a hundred that humans won't be able or allowed to drive cars thaot with technology they will drive themselves

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 05:55 AM (aC6Sd)

1087 can't remember who used to have this in their nic
cuthbert someone???

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at January 01, 2018 05:57 AM (9TR2V)

1088 Happy New Year Horde!

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2018 05:57 AM (cHbmY)

1089 Hey! Good Morning teej!

Happy New Year!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 05:58 AM (IDhUW)

1090 Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 01, 2018 05:54 AM (2FqvZ)

Wow. I hardly glance at mine. And now we're driving on highways & back roads with drivers who have never been without this stuff & totally rely on it.

Tell your wife that lots of insurance claims get rejected because, no excuse.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2018 06:02 AM (GzDYP)

1091 Hello American Kestral!!
Left for awhile.
Figured you'd be asleep as late as you were up.
You should have mail.
Hope you had a restful, if short, sleep.

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2018 06:08 AM (BN/jk)

1092 can't remember who used to have this in their nic
cuthbert someone???

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at January 01, 2018 05:57 AM (9TR2V)


========

Cuthbert the Witless?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 06:08 AM (/qEW2)

1093 Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 05:55 AM (aC6Sd)

Nooooooo! They can't take my minivan!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2018 06:11 AM (GzDYP)

1094 Tell your wife that lots of insurance claims get rejected because, no excuse.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2018 06:02 AM (GzDYP)

Will do. The glove compartment of this vehicle is filled with about five manuals. The fattest one is over 800 pages long. There's a manual just for the video display panel. In my field of view while looking down there is so much information it's an absolute overload. Time, temperature, gasoline, mileage, trip odometer, gear in, tune playing, track #, duration, cruise control setting, lane assist, outside temperature warning, backup camera display, bluetooth stuff, text message received... I could go on.

All tools for a quick glance by an alert driver. But in the hands of a fool the tools can be a weapon of distraction. A four thousand pound weapon.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 01, 2018 06:17 AM (2FqvZ)

1095 First cup of coffee

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 06:23 AM (aC6Sd)

1096 As our Country rapidly grows stronger and smarter, I want to wish all of my friends, supporters, enemies, haters, and even the very dishonest Fake News Media, a Happy and Healthy New Year. 2018 will be a great year for America!

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 01, 2018 05:40 AM (2FqvZ)


========

That's far more gracious than anything I'd ever think to say, especially if I were in his position. Far more gracious than anything I've seen coming from the media. But he's the Nazi.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 06:24 AM (/qEW2)

1097 Well, two ships, night, some assembly etc. I guess.

And a number of folks who either partied well into the night, understandable, or are wearing out those f5 keys.

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2018 06:25 AM (BN/jk)

1098 First cup Skip?
You're usually a bit ahead of me.

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2018 06:27 AM (BN/jk)

1099 it's an absolute overload.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 01, 2018 06:17 AM (2FqvZ)

We just talked about that here at our house. It seems quite dangerous. I can scroll thru the driver's display with steering wheel buttons. I have a touchscreen in the console for media. Reading is not driving.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2018 06:29 AM (GzDYP)

1100 And yes Ero, you're alive.
Hope you don't have to w.o.r.k. today.

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2018 06:30 AM (BN/jk)

1101 But we are driving 55 mph hilly and curvy roads up to 70. So we have to now watch out for drivers doing this stuff while being next to them.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2018 06:34 AM (GzDYP)

1102 Hope the games are on the radio later.

Goooo Sooners!
And Clemson.
Though I should be pulling for 'Bama. Their record against Oklahoma ain't exactly, shall we say, sparkling.
And here's to hoping Mr Mayfield is over the flu.

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2018 06:38 AM (BN/jk)

1103 phurst?
heachache.

Posted by: lowenheim skolem-heineken at January 01, 2018 06:40 AM (i/H7f)

1104 We just talked about that here at our house. It seems quite dangerous. I can scroll thru the driver's display with steering wheel buttons. I have a touchscreen in the console for media. Reading is not driving.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2018 06:29 AM (GzDYP)


On the steering wheel -- whole 'nother story. At least ten buttons. Volume up/down, track change forward/backward, display stroll, media change choice AM/FM, flash drive, satellite, bluetooth... then there's the windshield wipers forward and back, cruise control setting, manual and automatic headlight control. I'm sure I'm forgetting half of the stuff.

These vehicles are built for people with genius level IQ's. I'm not sure letting people with less than that number behind the wheel is a good idea. But your son should stay profitable if the loses don't wipe out the premiums.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 01, 2018 06:41 AM (2FqvZ)

1105 Think what a pilot or a F-1 driver has to do, ever since my USAF days in late 70's thought heads up displays might be a good idea for cars. Vital information would be shown onto your windshield so you can see it but never take your eyes off whats in front.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 06:47 AM (aC6Sd)

1106
The record low for this date in my area is from 1881. We just missed it by one degree.

Al Gore?

* crickets *

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 01, 2018 06:48 AM (2FqvZ)

1107 Sometimes I miss my old Fury, but I do love my heated steering wheel.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2018 06:50 AM (GzDYP)

1108 Onto 2nd cup, want to make apple pancakes so I have leftovers for tomorrow, have to be gone by 4:45am to go to the People's Republic of New Jersey.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 06:50 AM (aC6Sd)

1109 I'm here teej, was checking out the cookbook. I'm going to have so much fun! No sleep for me yet tonight , insomnia hit hard.

I was going to ask about a good version of "walking in Jerusalem" Thanks!

You have anything fun planned today?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 06:51 AM (IDhUW)

1110 Skip, your work on that brewpub is gorgeous!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2018 06:54 AM (GzDYP)

1111 Just trying to stay warm AK.
And that Diamond Rio version is a good one.
I don't think it's the first one I heard by them though. Maybe that first one was live and on the tv?
Been a lot of years.
But those boys can really play.

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2018 06:57 AM (BN/jk)

1112 GOOD MORNING HORDE! MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO TYPE AS LOUDLY AS I CAN!

A Little Bit Softer Now...
A Little Bit Softer now...
A Little Bit softer now...
A Little bit softer now...
A little bit softer now...
a little bit softer now...

Posted by: Corona at January 01, 2018 06:57 AM (88+VL)

1113 One from yesterday? I didn't do the wall painting of course but did all framing for walls and bar, put baseboard and corrugated metal up, some drywall and finishing, ceilings in bathrooms and lots of other stuff.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 06:58 AM (aC6Sd)

1114 I'm going to try out some cookie recipes first obviously.

Then the less important stuff.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 07:00 AM (IDhUW)

1115 Cookies?
Shall I send you my shipping address?

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2018 07:03 AM (BN/jk)

1116 Well, the PB cookie recipe on p.50 works like a champ. Made a couple hundred of them for Christmas distribution.

G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 01, 2018 07:04 AM (oVWx5)

1117 Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 06:58 AM (aC6Sd)

Well, I wish you had done our home!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2018 07:04 AM (GzDYP)

1118 http://blueprintbrewco.com

Saw a shoo-fly pie recipe in the book, if you never had it give it a shot.

Posted by: CNN at January 01, 2018 07:04 AM (aC6Sd)

1119 Well, I'm glad I got to "see" you. I'm going to try that sleep thing again. Night all!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 07:05 AM (IDhUW)

1120 Wish I had those mad skillz to put on this old house Skip.
And a few tools I don't have.
And about 5K to put on drywall and carpet.
And a body about 20 years younger.
And...

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2018 07:07 AM (BN/jk)

1121 Saturday had a call from a former co-worker, a bunch of us get together this time of year and we are going to meet up at the Blueprint brewery . Worked with these guys 24 years before the company went under.

Posted by: CNN at January 01, 2018 07:08 AM (aC6Sd)

1122 G'night AK.
Sleep the sleep of the just.

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2018 07:08 AM (BN/jk)

1123 Aaand PDT has tweeted his first of 2018:
"The United States has foolishly given Pakistan more than 33 billion dollars in aid over the last 15 years, and they have given us nothing but lies & deceit, thinking of our leaders as fools. They give safe haven to the terrorists we hunt in Afghanistan, with little help. No more!"

Yay ! Happy New Year indeed !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 01, 2018 07:12 AM (oVWx5)

1124 A Little Bit Softer Now...
A Little Bit Softer now...
A Little Bit softer now...
A Little bit softer now...
A little bit softer now...
a little bit softer now...

Posted by: Corona at January 01, 2018 06:57 AM (88+VL)


========

Wait till ISIS sees us! They'll love us!

Posted by: Clueless liberals, backpacking through Afghanistan at January 01, 2018 07:12 AM (/qEW2)

1125 Hmm, that PB recipe is one I want to try along with the one on the next page.

I never have had shoo fly pie so I want to try that too.(but I'm a little concerned about CNN's recommendation.)

Email me an address teej and we'llsee what happens. You know they are best straight out of the oven tho right?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2018 07:13 AM (IDhUW)

1126
I like the way Trump fight$ back. Like sure, Pakistan didn't know Ben Laden was in the country. Like we were born yesterday or something.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 01, 2018 07:16 AM (2FqvZ)

1127 Must have been cold in Britain. I can't find the Daily Mail's annual montage of people puking in the streets.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2018 07:17 AM (cHbmY)

1128 Pakistan didn't know Ben Laden was in the country.

The name on the mailbox said Old Ben Lahden.
How where they to know?

Posted by: Bruce at January 01, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

1129 From a link in a Power line article last night on Iran
http://www.weeklystandard.com/irans-greatest-vulnerability/article/935199

Posted by: CNN at January 01, 2018 07:18 AM (aC6Sd)

1130 How did that sock get there? That was days ago.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 07:20 AM (aC6Sd)

1131 I don't use the new Saturn ( if thats what its called) browser for AoSHq, I like the way it is layed out but its constantly waiting for web sites. Its slower than dial up.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 07:22 AM (aC6Sd)

1132
Too slow? Hold on, I'll tweak the settings on your computer. No need for JavaScript, we'll turn that off. Interesting stuff in your video folder, I'll get back to that in a minute...

Okay.

Try that.

Posted by: Bob From NSA at January 01, 2018 07:26 AM (2FqvZ)

1133 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 01, 2018 07:28 AM (oVWx5)

1134 Must have been cold in Britain. I can't find the Daily Mail's annual montage of people puking in the streets.


Posted by: fluffy

======

Hey, you're right. I feel ripped off now.

Posted by: Corona at January 01, 2018 07:29 AM (88+VL)

1135 Happy New Year my fellow Horde members!

Quiet New Year's here. Lovely evening but coooooold!

her's to a great 2018 and more #winning!

Pax Ex

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 01, 2018 07:37 AM (0YSzp)

1136 testing

Didn't "

Posted by: golfman at January 01, 2018 08:51 AM (48QDY)

1137 Rickl, good luck with quitting smoking. I'm an ex-smoker and know how difficult those first few days are but you will feel better soon.

Posted by: donna &&&&&&v posting on her white pjone at January 01, 2018 11:42 AM (2rBqb)

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