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Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 05:57 AM (aC6Sd) 2
Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, December 23, 2017. On this day in 1783 George Washington resigned as commander-in-chief of the Continental Army at the Maryland State House in Annapolis, Maryland. He had been urged by supporters to seize power and become the national leader (remember this was before the constitution and there was no President). But he refused such an act.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 05:58 AM (mpXpK) 3
Massive defense cuts will take effect next month under the BS sequestration law (which Obama ignored in his > $1T spending) unless congress takes action.
http://tinyurl.com/y7ttzglf Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 05:58 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 05:58 AM (mpXpK) 5
ONT was quite the Christmas gift
Posted by: Downcast at December 23, 2017 05:59 AM (v2Njf) 6
Sessions wakes up and orders the DOJ to review the choom's interference with the military action against the terrorists in order to gain his illegal deal with Iran.
http://tinyurl.com/y7hd6hkn Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 05:59 AM (mpXpK) 7
NBC's talking heads speak out against the tax cuts but they are glad to spend them themselves.
http://tinyurl.com/y7hd6hkn Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 05:59 AM (mpXpK) 8
Those atheists from WI are not the only one constantly on the prowl to sniff out hated religion. The ACLU are glad to sniff out a case where they can make some money too.
http://tinyurl.com/ycauujs6 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 05:59 AM (mpXpK) 9
Nikki Haley wants to hold a 'reception' to speak to the ambassadors of all those countries who voted against the US. And Turkey speaks out against the US threatening to cut off aid to them. Tough shit assholes, free money from the US is not a 'right', especially when you bite the hand that feeds it.
http://tinyurl.com/yd8y7nul Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK) 10
Commie Gutierrez calls Trump a hostage taker because he is not folding over like the RNCe on dreamers.
http://tinyurl.com/yb6koafh Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK) 11
Delingpole celebrates 700 people leaving the EPA as his Christmas present.
http://tinyurl.com/ybplloo9 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK) 12
Some DC assholes have a lot of nerve. McKonehead blames Bannon for losing the special election in AL.
http://tinyurl.com/y8jkla9g Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:01 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:01 AM (mpXpK) 14
The 9th circus tries to issue another BS ruling on Trump's travel ban despite the action by SCOTUS. It is time for congress to split this district up and issue action banning all of its judges from ever sitting on a court again. Also they need to issue a law that says each individual court district can only apply judgments that are binding in their district only.
http://tinyurl.com/y7jog3s6 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK) 15
The DC gives a short selection of Tucker Carlson's list of top 100 racist calls.
http://tinyurl.com/y8vkyvue Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK) 16
The DOJ has opened an investigation of the prosecutors in the Bundy trial.
http://tinyurl.com/ybz3gh24 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK) 17
One way to drain the swamp is to not nominate people to fill the swamp positions and Trump is doing that.
http://tinyurl.com/y7cenhm8 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:03 AM (mpXpK) 18
Heavy news day.
Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2017 06:03 AM (cHbmY) 19
Trump is killing another Obama pen and phone order to prosecute people who accidentally kill migratory birds (except the Obama favored wind turbines).
http://tinyurl.com/y93s2pem Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:03 AM (mpXpK) 20
Michelle Malkin wants Trump to do a make-over of NPR and PBS. Well Michelle, I don't think he can do that since they are not federal agencies. However, I would like to see him zero out the federal contribution to them. But RR tried to do that and was stymied by the Democrat congress who screamed 'Big Bird' over and over.
http://tinyurl.com/y8xvutqb Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:03 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:04 AM (mpXpK) 22
Heritage has now issued a breakdown of 7 examples of tax savings for retired seniors. I tried to update my H n R Block tax program so I could see what happens with me but they keep telling me can't get an update until Jan. I still have not filed my last quarterly payment because I can't do State taxes at all until I get that update. The last QRT payment is due NLT Jan 15.
http://tinyurl.com/yaglapba Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:04 AM (mpXpK) 23
IBD says all is not wine and roses with the so-called tax reform. I agree, but I blame Democrats and RINO/DIABLOs who would have tanked any real reform. And especially the call for reduced spending that you want.
http://tinyurl.com/ybfhev2d Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:04 AM (mpXpK) 24
And IBD calls for the prosecution of the Clinton crime family. Sorry guys, that is never going to happen.
http://tinyurl.com/ybn3f2a7 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:05 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:05 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:05 AM (mpXpK) 27
G'mornin' Horde !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 23, 2017 06:06 AM (XvTYo) 28
>>> RR tried to do that and was stymied by the Democrat congress who screamed 'Big Bird' over and over.
Let's compromise. PBS can raise money by selling Big Bird hunting licenses. Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2017 06:07 AM (cHbmY) 29
If you would like at Legal Insurrection there is a poll What do you think the DACA reform will LOOK like, not what you want it to look like.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 06:09 AM (aC6Sd) 30
Are my prezzies wrapped and ready ye slothful?
Posted by: saf at December 23, 2017 06:10 AM (cS/ge) 31
Mornin' Horde. Been up an hour and a half and probably back to bed soon, get some rest before hitting the road for Christmas.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at December 23, 2017 06:12 AM (lLeln) 32
RR tried to do that and was stymied by the Democrat congress who screamed 'Big Bird' over and over.
_____________ That won't work again. HBO signed a deal with Sesame Workshop in 2015 and has exclusive rights to the original show. PBS only gets the re-runs. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 23, 2017 06:12 AM (fqUgw) 33
Fact Check: Trumps "miracle middle class tax cut actually favors the wealthy"
At least that is what google wanted me to see first thing this morning. Posted by: Derptastic at December 23, 2017 06:13 AM (DB16e) 34
Vic-
the tax software for 2018 can't be updated yet.. the IRS will not release the final tables until early next year. The current projection (with a new IRS chief) is end of January (per order of the President). Final tax tables for 2018 are due in mid-February. A few of the tax changes affect 2017 taxes, those are being prioritized. Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 23, 2017 06:14 AM (zCyNd) 35
Tax breaks=record year for hookers and blow. And shelves.
Posted by: Redgrains at December 23, 2017 06:18 AM (WPxnj) 36
I forget-was it Bert or Ernie that became a senator and ran for president as a socialist or democrat or something?
Posted by: Mornin' Miklos thinks coffee at December 23, 2017 06:18 AM (zCyNd) 37
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Vic- the tax software for 2018 can't be updated yet.. the IRS will not release the final tables until early next year. The current projection (with a new IRS chief) is end of January (per order of the President). Final tax tables for 2018 are due in mid-February. A few of the tax changes affect 2017 taxes, those are being prioritized. Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 23, 2017 06:14 AM (zCyNd) They need to extend the 4th qtr due date then. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:19 AM (mpXpK) 38
Got an email from my congress women who says most of the middle class will see a tax increase. She says the tax bill is the biggest scam in history. The top 1% will see a tax decrease...who do you believe?
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2017 06:21 AM (+gWQD) 39
They need to extend the 4th qtr due date then.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:19 AM (mpXpK) Nothing major changes until Jan 1, 2018. Will not affect your 2017 situation at all. For 2017, proceed as before. Posted by: Mornin' Miklos thinks 2 coffees at December 23, 2017 06:21 AM (zCyNd) 40
The bad news- the new tax law eliminates the little known one million dollar personal expense deduction for cookbook purchases by blog commenters.
Posted by: Mornin' Miklos thinks 3 coffees at December 23, 2017 06:29 AM (zCyNd) 41
40, damn was counting on that deduction
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 06:31 AM (aC6Sd) 42
Do have to wrap a Lego gift today, which means having to put it together first, couldn't give a gift that requires assembly now.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 06:32 AM (aC6Sd) 43
Couldn't you make the gift wrapping out of Legos?
Posted by: Mornin' Miklos thinks 3.5 coffees at December 23, 2017 06:34 AM (zCyNd) 44
Even if the cookbooks are one-time gifts to family members ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 23, 2017 06:35 AM (XvTYo) 45
I see james baker the top FBI lawyer has been *reassigned*. Rumor is he was the person who gave mother jones the fake dossier.
comey is defending him so he is guilty as far as I am concerned. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 23, 2017 06:38 AM (+Dllb) 46
Even if the cookbooks are one-time gifts to family members ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 23, 2017 06:35 AM (XvTYo) You would have to demonstrate to the IRS that the family members have an arms-length relationship; have cooked from recipes verified by the grandmothers of IRS agents; and have not appeared on the Wall of Shame more than 3 of any five months during the previous three reporting years. Posted by: Mornin' Miklos thinks 3.5.3 coffees at December 23, 2017 06:39 AM (zCyNd) 47
Was very disappointed that the Robert's tax is still applying for this year.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 06:40 AM (aC6Sd) 48
The UN violated it's own charter with that bogus vote. I hope PDT gives the UN a big lump of coal for funding next year.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2017 06:40 AM (f5azT) 49
>>> The UN violated it's own charter with that bogus vote. I hope PDT gives the UN a big lump of coal for funding next year.
A shady international bureaucracy displaced endangered turtles. Save Turtle Bay! Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2017 06:44 AM (cHbmY) 50
Was very disappointed that the Robert's tax is still applying for this year.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 06:40 AM (aC6Sd) Actually, it doesn't. The penalty/tax for not being "in compliance" is now gone. That had immediate effect. Posted by: Mornin' Miklos thinks 3.5.3 coffees at December 23, 2017 06:45 AM (zCyNd) 51
Commie Gutierrez calls Trump a hostage taker because he is not folding over like the RNCe on dreamers.
The same turd that's never uttered a peep against the MS-13 vermin infiltrating the country wants us to bend over on the dreamers. I'm sure he's used to the Bushes and Rove selling out the country for the Gas Chamber of Commerce types, but those days are over. The country belongs to the citizens and it's high time that they, and nobody else, decides the terms of who comes here and for how long. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 23, 2017 06:50 AM (y7DUB) 52
>>>>>Was very disappointed that the Robert's tax is still applying for this year.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 06:40 AM (aC6Sd) Actually, it doesn't. The penalty/tax for not being "in compliance" is now gone. That had immediate effect. . . .And that took two tries to make it go away. Trump signed an EO in February that told the IRS to not enforce the mandate penalty but they refused to process any returns that lacked health insurance coverage at first but grudgingly relented later. This new tax law removes the mandate completely instead of just suppressing it. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 23, 2017 06:51 AM (+Dllb) 53
Commie Gutierrez calls Trump a hostage taker because he is not folding over like the RNCe on dreamers.
I wouldn't mind seeing Gutierrez taken hostage. Does MS-13 work cheap? Posted by: Mornin' Miklos thinks 3.5.1 coffees at December 23, 2017 06:52 AM (zCyNd) 54
Vic, Thanks for the news.
The link in 7 is the same as 6. Do you have the #7 one? Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 06:54 AM (8ikIW) 55
PS Gutierrez is leaving congress.
Apparently there are some emaciated remains just inside his closet. Posted by: Mornin' Miklos knows 3.5.1 coffees at December 23, 2017 06:56 AM (zCyNd) 56
Way I heard it when I file my 2017 taxes I will be paying, guess I will see
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 06:59 AM (aC6Sd) 57
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Vic, Thanks for the news. The link in 7 is the same as 6. Do you have the #7 one? Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 06:54 AM (8ikIW) http://tinyurl.com/ya9v8km3 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2017 06:59 AM (mpXpK) 58
Merry Christmas Eve Eve
My grandmother used to say Christmas Eve Gift when you would show up at here house the days or so before Christmas. Never knew hat it means. Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 07:00 AM (BtQd4) 59
comey is defending him so he is guilty as far as I am concerned.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 23, 2017 06:38 AM (+Dllb) That tall drink of piss is as bad as Shit Midas in terms of being a contra indicator of positive characteristics. Anyone who doesn't want to kick him in the balls is too soft on lowlifes. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 23, 2017 07:00 AM (y7DUB) 60
Save some of your holiday beverages for a toast on Jan 2-
National "Al Franken is no longer a senator" day Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 23, 2017 07:04 AM (zCyNd) 61
NBC's talking heads speak out against the tax cuts but they are glad to spend them themselves.
Thanks for the link update Vic. Read the article and the news "Stars" are bitching about the tax cuts. Comcast gives each of the employees 1000 bucks. Some of the Fox news critters tell them to donate the money to a charity. I'm sure the NBC people won't unless their is a great amount of publicity for it. Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 07:05 AM (8ikIW) 62
A double offering of coal for the Catholic Bishop in Chicago and his "Give them all amnesty Now" stance.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2017 07:06 AM (f5azT) 63
They replace Al Franken-Gropey with another hard core Leftist, but won't be seeing a Senator in a diaper anymore
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 07:06 AM (aC6Sd) 64
A Chicago store owner shoots a would be armed robber and wounds him. The 17 yo robber was arrested for armed robbery on Nov 28th.
The doors in the halls of justice are wide open Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 07:11 AM (8ikIW) 65
I haven't looked to see how the tax bill affects us. We have so many medical expenses (son #1's private school tuition counts as medical bc it's a school for autism and he can't get those services in the public schools) that we will be itemizing deductions for 2017. It sounds like there are new limits on how much you can itemize (which TBH makes sense to me), so maybe we are not benefiting? I dunno. Either way, I'm still in favor bc we will benefit indirectly for sure.
I think what really needs to happen is tax code simplification. To put it in terms liberals can understand, our extremely complicated tax code is itself a regressive tax because the burden of compliance is disproportionately high for lower- and middle-class people. *rereads last sentence* OK, maybe liberals can't understand that after all. Hmm... Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 23, 2017 07:11 AM (wMRfd) 66
The Chicago story happened on Thursday morning.
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 07:13 AM (8ikIW) 67
My small suggestion-
Trump should direct the IRS to send tax statements to all taxpayers a few weeks before the 2018 elections showing the difference between the 2017 and 2018 withholding. So crazy it just might work. Posted by: Mornin' Miklos of the CPA Molnars at December 23, 2017 07:13 AM (zCyNd) 68
So crazy it just might work.
Posted by: Mornin' Miklos of the CPA Molnars I don't know. That sounds all mathy with numbers and stuff. We needz the feel good messages. Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 07:15 AM (8ikIW) 69
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2017 07:15 AM (KCxzN) Posted by: JAS at December 23, 2017 07:17 AM (7JbXq) 71
Oh! The other thing I would do is eliminate withholding and make taxes due Friday before Election Day. Imagine writing a five-figure* check four days before walking into a voting booth. It would put things in perspective for sure.
*Yes, liberals, my tax bill was indeed five figures my first year of working full-time. That's not privilege, it's just what happens when you major in engineering instead of victim studies. Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 23, 2017 07:20 AM (wMRfd) 72
not a direct benefit but our adult kids will benefit and less likely to need bailout money. Thank you President Trump.
Posted by: azalea city at December 23, 2017 07:21 AM (WX+x0) 73
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 23, 2017 07:11 AM (wMRfd)
What has happened is largely what you seem to want. For all but a very few, any limitations on deductions are offset by a consolidation and increase in the personal deduction/exemption and child care credit. In short, for many people it won't be worth it to file the longer tax return, because the same or better advantage can be had through that change without itemizing. For people in high tax areas, that is the big change. as I don't live in one, I pay little attention. It appears that even the 1040EZ form for 2018 will have two or three fewer lines. Baby steps. Posted by: Mornin' Miklos of the CPA Molnars at December 23, 2017 07:23 AM (zCyNd) 74
Wow single payer is great as long as you are a healthcare provider without a license.
https://tinyurl.com/y7cfmq3z Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 07:24 AM (BtQd4) 75
That's not privilege, it's just what happens when you major in engineering instead of victim studies.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 23, 2017 07:20 AM (wMRfd) I suppose a major in victims of engineering means law school? Posted by: the plaintiffs' bar at December 23, 2017 07:26 AM (zCyNd) 76
for jimmie the weasel and #44, bennie rhodes ect.
SHOW NO MERCY for none will be given President Trump:indict,prosecute, imprison them all. These mugwumps deserve long hard prison lifeJapanese style. Posted by: azalea city at December 23, 2017 07:27 AM (WX+x0) 77
>>>>Oh! The other thing I would do is eliminate withholding and make taxes
due Friday before Election Day. Imagine writing a five-figure* check four days before walking into a voting booth. It would put things in perspective for sure. *Yes, liberals, my tax bill was indeed five figures my first year of working full-time. That's not privilege, it's just what happens when you major in engineering instead of victim studies. . . .I say make everyone pay State and Federal taxes quarterly and eliminate withholding. Having to potentially write out 8 checks each year would get the point across. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 23, 2017 07:27 AM (+Dllb) 78
I got my cookbook in the mail, a present to myself. I'm published! I didn't know if you used the recipe I submitted, it was a surprise to see it. As for the book itself, it's actually a nice quality book, I've picked up a few cookbooks this season, and this one compares favorably. So, when are you doing the ACE GAINZ cookbook?
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 feet CO at December 23, 2017 07:32 AM (Nrxta) 79
what happens if you explain the Trump tax plan to Progressives and tell them it is Bernie's plan?
https://tinyurl.com/y7z7zqha Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 07:35 AM (BtQd4) Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2017 07:37 AM (5y11N) 81
That won't work again. HBO signed a deal with Sesame Workshop in 2015 and has exclusive rights to the original show. PBS only gets the re-runs. My assertion has always been that you don't NEED 'new shows'. Sesame Street's audience phases out in a few years. A lot of the shows are re-used segments anyway, going all the way back to the original season. Just keep re-showing the same ones and the audience will grow out of it before you'd need new shows. And why is it closed captioned? It's for pre- and starting-readers. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 23, 2017 07:38 AM (oVJmc) Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 07:38 AM (/qEW2) 83
A few patients and then I am off till after XMAS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2017 07:37 AM (5y11N) Must be a dermatologist. Posted by: semi-caffeinated Miklos at December 23, 2017 07:38 AM (zCyNd) 84
Having to potentially write out 8 checks each year would get the point across.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman That might kinda work. We pay property taxes in 2 payments around here. A great hue and cry starts up with the receiving of the tax bill each year. People are shocked, SHOCKED that the cockamamie school tax that was, per the propaganda released by the schools, only going to increase your taxes by on millionth of a percent based on the base rate of your home value amortized over the last 10 years is going to be "only" an increase of x for each 1000 dollars of the value of the house and what we think its' worth so suck it chumps, now going to cost them and additional 800 bucks on their taxes. For the children Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 07:39 AM (8ikIW) 85
My assertion has always been that you don't NEED 'new shows'. Sesame Street's audience phases out in a few years. A lot of the shows are re-used segments anyway, going all the way back to the original season. Just keep re-showing the same ones and the audience will grow out of it before you'd need new shows.
--- Also explains a lot about university administrators and "student government". Posted by: demi-semi-caffeinated Miklos at December 23, 2017 07:40 AM (zCyNd) 86
Nice gesture from the company have 4 days off so done till Wednesday
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 07:41 AM (aC6Sd) 87
And why is it closed captioned? It's for pre- and starting-readers.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 23, 2017 07:38 AM (oVJmc) Why are there instructions in braille at drive thru ATMs? Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2017 07:41 AM (0+nbW) 88
A few patients and then I am off till after XMAS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2017 07:37 AM (5y11N) Must be a dermatologist. Posted by: semi-caffeinated Miklos at December 23, 2017 07:38 AM (zCyNd) While he's looking at your cavities. Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2017 07:41 AM (nXoiZ) 89
For the children
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 07:39 AM (8ikIW) Por sus ninos, comprende? Posted by: enlightened school district at December 23, 2017 07:42 AM (zCyNd) 90
Classy and kind!
https://tinyurl.com/ya3t7w7f Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 07:42 AM (BtQd4) 91
Merry Christmas to all of the Horde!
Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2017 07:43 AM (nXoiZ) 92
A "free" EMT? This isn't one of those bait and switch deals, is it, where I come in for free comments and am forced to buy a cookbook?
Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2017 07:43 AM (AMIL/) 93
40 The bad news- the new tax law eliminates the little known one million dollar personal expense deduction for cookbook purchases by blog commenters.
Posted by: Mornin' Miklos thinks 3 coffees at December 23, 2017 06:29 AM (zCyNd) --- that's why i'm glad I pirated my copy Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - wearing tinfoil at December 23, 2017 07:43 AM (vChNs) 94
Why are there instructions in braille at drive thru ATMs?
Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2017 07:41 AM (0+nbW) _________________ For all the blind drivers. Duh. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 23, 2017 07:43 AM (fqUgw) 95
Above mentioned Legal Insurrection's poll, I voted figureing the bastards will cave totally into the Leftists dream.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 07:44 AM (aC6Sd) 96
A "free" EMT? This isn't one of those bait and switch deals, is it, where I come in for free comments and am forced to buy a cookbook?
Posted by: Gref Not a new cookbook, just monthly updates. Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 07:44 AM (8ikIW) 97
While he's looking at your cavities.
Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2017 07:41 AM (nXoiZ) Ok then, here's your joke- When the man said "Your prostate is fine", I realized I needed a new dentist. Posted by: enlightened Miklos at December 23, 2017 07:44 AM (zCyNd) 98
Never seen a Seeing eye driver dog before?
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 07:45 AM (aC6Sd) 99
that's why i'm glad I pirated my copy
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - wearing tinfoil at December 23, 2017 07:43 AM (vChNs) Heh Posted by: Imran Awan at December 23, 2017 07:46 AM (zCyNd) 100
2 big government ripoffs are schools and speeding tickets.
Schools are about teachers and administrators. The new super here in TLH basically said that after he won. We will take care of teachers and admins first, then they will take better care of kids. What a load of crap. Why don't we build big cafeterias and send the poor there to eat? Nope, we send the EBT and food stamps. Why dont we build clinics and hospitals for old people and round them up with police forces to make them go there for health care? nope, we give them medicare and medicaid. Public schools are absolutely crazy. Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 07:48 AM (BtQd4) 101
Having to deal with handicap rules almost daily the rules are strick and without mercy. Have had to drop the hight of a countertop for 1/4 " once.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 07:48 AM (aC6Sd) Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2017 07:48 AM (nXoiZ) 103
98 Never seen a Seeing eye driver dog before?
__________________ And the sad thing is that if there were such dogs, they'd probably be better drivers than a lot of sighted people are. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 23, 2017 07:48 AM (fqUgw) 104
Question for all the tax expert morons here this morning: Will everyone with a job or pension need to file a new W-4 for payroll withholding? Won't the IRS need to develop a new withholding formula, due to elimination of exemptions?
Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2017 07:49 AM (AMIL/) 105
When the man said "Your prostate is fine", I realized I needed a new dentist. Posted by: enlightened Miklos at December 23, 2017 07:44 AM (zCyNd) Was that Yoos? Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2017 07:49 AM (5y11N) 106
And the sad thing is that if there were such dogs, they'd probably be better drivers than a lot of sighted people are.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer Especially this time of the year. I think some of the drivers out there don't drive until the week before Christmas. Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 07:50 AM (8ikIW) 107
Posting only intermittently, while cookies are baking.
These new thin-silicone-rubber-on-a-wire-frame baking sheets are the bomb - haven't had to use a chisel once yet ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 23, 2017 07:51 AM (XvTYo) 108
And, like Sesame Street, why do you ever need 'new' math books?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 23, 2017 07:52 AM (oVJmc) 109
What the fuck is it with this advert "sonobi" on this site????
Posted by: ripley at December 23, 2017 07:53 AM (k/7yp) 110
Having to deal with handicap rules almost daily the rules are strick and without mercy. Have had to drop the hight of a countertop for 1/4 " once.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 07:48 AM (aC6Sd) A few years ago, just before the European swimming championships in Budapest, they realized that the newly renovated Olympic (50 meter) pool was off by about 1/8 inch lengthwise. Important. Talk about "at the last minute and great expense"... Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 23, 2017 07:53 AM (zCyNd) 111
After having had ankle surgery in May, and eliminating alcohol because I didn't need the thrill of losing my balance with a cast on my foot, and some followup on my knee in October, I've laid off my usual beer consumption. A few here or there.
Last night I had 5 or 6 at a party. This morning all of my joints are saying WTF??? Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 07:53 AM (8ikIW) 112
Especially this time of the year. I think some of the drivers out there don't drive until the week before Christmas.
_________________ Reminds me of the grocery store. I go to the same store every week, on different days at different times, and there are usually about the same amount of people in there. But the week before Thanksgiving, and the week before Christmas, it's always packed with people. Where do they all come from? And why do they only eat those two weeks of the year? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 23, 2017 07:54 AM (fqUgw) 113
>>>>>Question for all the tax expert morons here this morning: Will everyone
with a job or pension need to file a new W-4 for payroll withholding? Won't the IRS need to develop a new withholding formula, due to elimination of exemptions? . . . .We aren't until we see how the new withholding affects us. Right now there is too much uncertainty out there. There was a difference of almost $1,000 between two of those calculator web sites when I ran the numbers. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 23, 2017 07:54 AM (+Dllb) 114
These new thin-silicone-rubber-on-a-wire-frame baking sheets are the bomb - haven't had to use a chisel once yet !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, Something my wife would appreciate. Where'd you get them? Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 07:54 AM (8ikIW) 115
Sonobi-tch has infected Jammie Wearing Fools too
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 07:55 AM (aC6Sd) 116
"92 A "free" EMT? This isn't one of those bait and switch deals, is it, where I come in for free comments and am forced to buy a cookbook?
Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2017 07:43 AM (AMIL/)" Uh-oh, he caught on ! Run away ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 23, 2017 07:55 AM (XvTYo) 117
First of all - the only reason that Libs want foreigners in the country is for their votes. My ultra leftist sister-in-law admitted that when I confronted her about it. Trust me - all the ultra elitists don't want a bunch of Hispanics or Blacks around them - but the votes are critical to keeping power so Libs "tolerate" them.
Always point out to Libs that they would have had Hillary as President if not for the fact that they had aborted so many potential Black voters over the years it swung the election. Point out that they can either kill Black babies or they can win elections - but they can't do both. This causes a Lib to go into a brain lock as their inherent racism forces them to try to decide which goal they want more. Posted by: An Observation at December 23, 2017 07:56 AM (4Myj1) 118
Sonobi often posts comments here so must be coming self aware
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 07:57 AM (aC6Sd) 119
Where do they all come from? And why do they only eat those two weeks of the year?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer Good point. And half of them are clogging up the aisle, holding a list, and looking around like they've never seen food before. Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 07:57 AM (8ikIW) 120
>>And, like Sesame Street, why do you ever need 'new' math books?
Propaganda, propaganda, propaganda. Good morning, folks. Did I miss something with the Al Franken story? I read that he was possibly unquitting among speculation about Hollywood $$$. Now he's quitting again and I don't know what changed. Was the not quitting just a trial balloon? And was it shot down by lady Senator's bb guns or something? Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2017 07:57 AM (mtfdF) 121
A "free" EMT? This isn't one of those bait and switch deals, is it, where I come in for free comments and am forced to buy a cookbook?
Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2017 07:43 AM (AMIL/) --------- Yes. And now that you're on to us, you'll have to buy two. Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2017 07:57 AM (kNasr) 122
And the sad thing is that if there were such dogs, they'd probably be better drivers than a lot of sighted people are.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 23, 2017 07:48 AM (fqUgw) I'm waiting for the self-dog-driving vehicles. To be followed by the self-treat-giving dogs. (Actually, this tech already exists). Posted by: Mornin' Miklos friend of my friends at December 23, 2017 07:57 AM (zCyNd) Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 23, 2017 07:58 AM (+Dllb) 124
Yes. And now that you're on to us, you'll have to buy two.
Posted by: bluebell Or they could opt for the time share cookbook. You buy a set amount of recipes per year...for the rest of your life. Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 07:59 AM (8ikIW) Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 23, 2017 07:59 AM (hMwEB) 126
Alright you Wesleyans out there. Enough of the violence and hate!
https://pjmedia.com/homeland-security/terror-attack-pennsylvanias-state-capital/ Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 07:59 AM (BtQd4) Posted by: FireHorse at December 23, 2017 08:01 AM (zkGZ8) 128
Commie Gutierrez calls Trump a hostage taker because he is not folding over like the RNCe on dreamers.
I wouldn't mind seeing Gutierrez taken hostage. Does MS-13 work cheap? Posted by: Mornin' Miklos thinks 3.5.1 coffees at December 23, 2017 06:52 AM (zCyNd) ======== More to the point, if you break into my house and I call the police to have you removed, how are you being taken hostage? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 08:01 AM (/qEW2) 129
More to the point, if you break into my house and I call the police to have you removed, how are you being taken hostage?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear Don't give them any ideas Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 08:02 AM (8ikIW) 130
Yes. And now that you're on to us, you'll have to buy two.
Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2017 07:57 AM (kNasr) >>> bluebell, lest you think I'm an EMT freeloader based on my "free" EMT question, I bought six copies, one for myself and five for gifts. Outstanding work by the recipe submitters and the cookbook team! Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2017 08:02 AM (AMIL/) 131
Harrisburg??
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2017 08:04 AM (mtfdF) 132
When the man said "Your prostate is fine", I realized I needed a new dentist.
Posted by: enlightened Miklos at December 23, 2017 07:44 AM (zCyNd) if you have a hand on both shoulders while getting your prostate checked you may need a new doc Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 08:04 AM (BtQd4) 133
Bluebell - wish I could figure out how to direct you to the blue bell I saw yesterday in Bluebell Pa
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 08:04 AM (aC6Sd) 134
Point out that they can either kill Black babies or they can win elections - but they can't do both. This causes a Lib to go into a brain lock as their inherent racism forces them to try to decide which goal they want more.
Posted by: An Observation at December 23, 2017 07:56 AM (4Myj1) It was even better in the past when those imbeciles were claiming the wonders of abortion would lift the blacks out of poverty caused by all 'dose chilluns holding 'em back. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 23, 2017 08:04 AM (y7DUB) 135
missed the ONT
what a great ont! Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 23, 2017 08:04 AM (hMwEB) 136
Let me tell you about MyCookbook!
Washable, allergenic, made in the USA! And if you buy two, you only pay twice the price of one! THAT'S RIGHT! *ampersand fees may apply *offer not valid in Brattleboro Posted by: Mike "Bluebell" Lindell at December 23, 2017 08:04 AM (zCyNd) 137
Gref, of course I don't think you're an EMT freeloader! You bought 6 copies????? Wow! Thank you. I hope everyone likes them. You might need to do a little explaining here and there.
By the way, we've sold 1760 as of yesterday morning. We don't get our money from Amazon until January, but when we do, we will send the net proceeds in to Toys for Tots and Fisher House and let you all know. As of right now they each stand to get something like $2300. Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2017 08:06 AM (kNasr) 138
>>Where do they all come from? And why do they only eat those two weeks of the year?
They shop at little stores near them and only come into town at this time of year. They meander in front of me, both in cars and with buggies, er carts. I can handle the ones that do this alone. It's group shopping that sends me over the edge. Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2017 08:07 AM (mtfdF) 139
Morning everyone! Sunny but cold her today. Just need to run to the bank and a local home decor shop. He is going out of business and is having a 50% off sale on everything. Since he also sold some jewelry (I never made it in there to try and sell my wares) I'm thinking he may have some good jewelry props to sell. Shame he never could make it here he had some beautiful items. He's moving back to Maine.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 23, 2017 08:07 AM (CNHr1) 140
The suit also says that parent Christy Cole, identified by the ACLU as a Christian, believes her daughter Kaylee, who is agonistic, "should be able to attend public school without exposure to government-sponsored religious practices and messages, and without harassment for their religious beliefs."
======== *yawn* kids who attend public school are already exposed to government sponsored political indoctrination and harassment for their political beliefs. Besides, the school says it doesn't force anyone to participate in religious events. I shudder to think what must be happening in Dearborn schools in comparison. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 08:08 AM (/qEW2) 141
Bluebell - wish I could figure out how to direct you to the blue bell I saw yesterday in Bluebell Pa
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 08:04 AM (aC6Sd) --------- I would feel like I'm in an M. C. Escher drawing! Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2017 08:08 AM (kNasr) 142
By the way, we've sold 1760 as of yesterday morning.
Somehow 1776 sounds like a nice round number. There should also be a special Christmas edition, printed in Trenton. Posted by: No gulyas, no gainzz at December 23, 2017 08:10 AM (zCyNd) 143
Bruce - if sock is gone - just search for "silicone baking mats" and you can find them lots of places. I got mine at Costco but they only carry them periodically. They are worth their weight in gold.
Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2017 08:11 AM (kNasr) 144
Its a painted blue bell , like a old church bell in a stand along side of the road
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 08:11 AM (aC6Sd) 145
There should also be a special Christmas edition, printed in Trenton.
Posted by: No gulyas, no gainzz at December 23, 2017 08:10 AM (zCyNd) In German. Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2017 08:11 AM (0+nbW) 146
133 Bluebell - wish I could figure out how to direct you to the blue bell I saw yesterday in Bluebell Pa
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 08:04 AM (aC6Sd) Mae Questel, whose name you may not know but who was the voice of Betty Boop and Olive Oyl was cast by Bounty paper towels in the late 70s to be their pitch-lady: Aunt Bluebell. *sigh* Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2017 08:12 AM (mbhDw) 147
>>And why is it closed captioned? It's for pre- and starting-readers.
It's actually a pet peeve of mine that many children's shows aren't captioned. I like to monitor what my children are watching, both to keep an eye out for propaganda (there's a reason I don't have very many children's shows on in this house) and to be able to answer questions and check for understanding. Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 23, 2017 08:12 AM (JPRju) 148
I love how you can add the Moron Cookbook to your wedding registry.
Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2017 08:13 AM (nXoiZ) 149
I can handle the ones that do this alone. It's group shopping that sends me over the edge.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2017 08:07 AM (mtfdF) --------- Costco. Any time of year around here. Large family groups, cart parked in middle of the aisle so you can't get around it on either side, and spirited conversations in all different languages concerning (I assume) whether they need more of this or that. Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2017 08:13 AM (kNasr) 150
>>These new thin-silicone-rubber-on-a-wire-frame baking sheets are the bomb
I have silicon sheets but had never heard of the actual pan being made of it. Nifty. Here's a link to one at Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/y8wgs874 Oops, terrible reviews, but there are similar ones...will investigate... Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2017 08:14 AM (mtfdF) 151
I personally rely on closed captioning.
Posted by: closed minded at December 23, 2017 08:14 AM (zCyNd) 152
Mae Questel, whose name you may not know but who was the voice of Betty Boop and Olive Oyl was cast by Bounty paper towels in the late 70s to be their pitch-lady: Aunt Bluebell. *sigh* Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2017 08:12 AM (mbhDw) Correction: Scott Paper Towels. Nancy Walker was the pitch lady for Bounty. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2017 08:14 AM (mbhDw) 153
...the wonders of abortion would lift the blacks out of poverty caused by all 'dose chilluns holding 'em back.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 23, 2017 08:04 AM (y7DUB) >>> It is very interesting how the number of children a couple wants (or needs) has changed from 100 or so years ago. Used to be couples tried to have many children in order to make money. Farmers and small business owners needed low-low-low cost labor, and the more children, the more acres you could work or the more dresses or shirts you could make and sell. And high infant mortality also meant trying to have many children. Nowadays, children are a huge cost to middle and working class families, so there's no longer an economic incentive for most couples to have a lot of children. Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2017 08:15 AM (AMIL/) Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2017 08:15 AM (0+nbW) 155
151 I personally rely on closed captioning.
Posted by: closed minded at December 23, 2017 08:14 AM (zCyNd) me too Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 23, 2017 08:15 AM (hMwEB) 156
In other news, the UN has passed a resolution condemning moving the capital of Georgia from Milledgeville to Atlanta. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2017 08:16 AM (ODQ7o) 157
Harrisburg??
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2017 08:04 AM (mtfdF) Spittin' distance to Amish country. Just sayin'. With a name like Ahmed Amin El-Mofty I'm picturing horse drawn carriage. Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 23, 2017 08:16 AM (ajiE5) 158
Correction: Scott Paper Towels.
Nancy Walker was the pitch lady for Bounty. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2017 08:14 AM (mbhDw) DEBIT TO THE ACCOUNT OF JJ SEFTON $64,000 Posted by: Game show auditor at December 23, 2017 08:17 AM (zCyNd) 159
Oh, Let's Not Forget: Trump Opened Up ANWR for Oil Exploration When He Signed the Tax Cut into Law
I bet they wait a few days before starting. Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2017 08:17 AM (TUE05) 160
Dawn, 17, coming week will see highs in the low teens so winter is here. We get the kids and grandkids for Thanksgiving, for Christmas we hunker down and enjoy the quiet time of year. I have been reading the cookbook and have to say it is a great compilation of horde humor and potential additions to our weekly menus.
We will cook recipe 335 for our Christmas Eve dinner. Thanks Karl L! Posted by: colfax mingo at December 23, 2017 08:17 AM (C8LGv) 161
Vendette, can you really? Ha! Imagine sitting at a bridal shower with little old blue-haired ladies and the bride unwraps our cookbook. And they take a look at it, and get to page 2 and CBD's eponymous drink. Hoo boy.
Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2017 08:18 AM (kNasr) 162
"... the more children, the more acres you could work ..."
Still applies to Amish - around here they have typically 4 or 5 kids. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 23, 2017 08:18 AM (XvTYo) 163
Spittin' distance to Amish country. Just sayin'. With a name like Ahmed Amin El-Mofty I'm picturing horse drawn carriage.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 23, 2017 08:16 AM (ajiE5) Bet he's got the beard at least. Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 23, 2017 08:19 AM (zCyNd) 164
I love captions. I'm so used to reading I prefer that. Sometimes my wife and I are watching a comedy and she's listening while I'm reading. I laugh at least three seconds before her. Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 23, 2017 08:19 AM (ajiE5) 165
Costco. Any time of year around here. Large family groups, cart parked in middle of the aisle so you can't get around it on either side, and spirited conversations in all different languages concerning (I assume) whether they need more of this or that. Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2017 08:13 AM (kNasr) We cringe at the thought of going to Kroger and Costco today for the reasons above. Plus leaving shopping carts in the dead center of otherwise open parking spots. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2017 08:20 AM (ODQ7o) 166
Thanks for the info on the silicone sheets. I will pass this on to my wife!
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 08:20 AM (8ikIW) 167
The only thing evidently that unites nations is Joo- and America-hate. Frankly, considering the record of the old world, it can and perhaps will one day die in a fire. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2017 08:20 AM (mbhDw) 168
missed the ONT
what a great ont! Posted by: votermom pimping great books! Yes. It. Was. Weird Dave is sometimes a fookin' genius. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 23, 2017 08:21 AM (S6Pax) 169
158 DEBIT TO THE ACCOUNT OF JJ SEFTON
$64,000 Posted by: Game show auditor at December 23, 2017 08:17 AM (zCyNd) "Humina, humina, humina... Ed Norton!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2017 08:22 AM (mbhDw) 170
The only thing evidently that unites nations is Joo- and America-hate.
Frankly, considering the record of the old world, it can and perhaps will one day die in a fire. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2017 08:20 AM (mbhDw) Yeah they all hates us till they need us And places like Jordan and Egypt hate the Joos/Israel until they need them Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2017 08:22 AM (5y11N) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2017 08:22 AM (ODQ7o) 172
I love how you can add the Moron Cookbook to your wedding registry.
Posted by: Vendette I got mine from Amazon on Thursday. What a great piece of literature! The poetry, the recipes, the drink recipes! Oorah! Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 23, 2017 08:22 AM (S6Pax) 173
Didn't "Leader" Pelosi say we'd all be dead because of the tax break? Do dead people care if the EMT is free?
Asking because no coffee yet. Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2017 08:23 AM (DMUuz) 174
I love captions. I'm so used to reading I prefer that. Sometimes my wife and I are watching a comedy and she's listening while I'm reading. I laugh at least three seconds before her.
Posted by: Acme Explosives I really appreciate them for the English shows and movies. We went to see Dunkirk when it came out. We probably missed some of the dialogue because those goofy bastards were speaking English. When the DVD shows up at the library, we'll get it and watch it again. With CC Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 08:23 AM (8ikIW) 175
missed the ONT
what a great ont! Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 23, 2017 08:04 AM (hMwEB) ======== Makes me wonder, did he write the poem first and then go off in search of .gifs? Or did he have a bunch of .gifs laying around and construct the poem based on them? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 08:24 AM (/qEW2) 176
I love captions. I'm so used to reading I prefer that. Sometimes my wife and I are watching a comedy and she's listening while I'm reading. I laugh at least three seconds before her.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 23, 2017 08:19 AM (ajiE5) The best mis-captioning I have seen was an American film captioned in Hungarian. The Hungarian language caption writer mistook two English homonyms. Countless Hungarians were led to believe that if a young man took a fancy to a girl in the Old West, he brought her flour. Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 23, 2017 08:24 AM (zCyNd) 177
Ohh, silicon cupcake and mini cupcake pans.
I will have a little spending money next month and this is the first thing I will buy. Well, it's the third "first thing" but still. Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2017 08:24 AM (mtfdF) 178
I didnt get any of those predictions wrong. But if you got 15 or more wrong, you might want to consider never saying anything about politics out loud again for the rest of your life. Just a suggestion.
http://blog.dilbert.com/2017/12/22/determine-talk-politics-public/ Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 08:25 AM (BtQd4) 179
Didn't "Leader" Pelosi say we'd all be dead because of the tax break? Do dead people care if the EMT is free?
Asking because no coffee yet. Posted by: Duncanthrax Looking up the Weather Channel forecast this morning, informed me that by 2100, 150 million people will have to move because of rising water from....Global Warming. I'm sure I will be long dead by 2100, but what a bunch of maroons. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 23, 2017 08:25 AM (S6Pax) 180
Didn't win Mega Millions. Oh crumbs. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2017 08:26 AM (mbhDw) 181
Or did he have a bunch of .gifs laying around and construct the poem based on them?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear The poem is actually the opening song to A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to The Forum. Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 08:26 AM (8ikIW) 182
>>I really appreciate them for the English shows and movies
Seriously. I have them on all the time. Kids learned to read by themselves from them. Well, two of them did. Always has to be one stubborn one. I'm heading out to Walmart. Grocery section only...will report back if I survive. Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2017 08:27 AM (mtfdF) 183
Out of curiosity, are all the recipes in The Deplorable Gourmet from non published sources? When Bluebell was aggressively bugging people for recipes and I was thinking "fuck, I hope she doesn't bother me", which she didn't, the major reason was almost everything I cook I got from one cookbook or another. Mother Hate was a terrible cook; I used to envy starving Koreans who weren't exposed to her slop. She was surprisingly good on crab cakes and spaghetti sauce from scratch but try to live solely on that. Once by fucking around I created a good beef stew recipe as a way to use up a leftover beef roast that was too small to otherwise base a full meal on; but it's nothing that wasn't intuitive to anybody at all adept at cooking.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 23, 2017 08:27 AM (y7DUB) 184
Didn't win Mega Millions. Oh crumbs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2017 08:26 AM (mbhDw) ---------- There, there, JJ. You still have us. We're priceless. Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2017 08:27 AM (kNasr) 185
Ohh, silicon cupcake and mini cupcake pans.
I will have a little spending money next month and this is the first thing I will buy. Well, it's the third "first thing" but still. Posted by: Mama AJ I had read that the pans can be unstable as in "bendy" when you actually put stuff in them Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 08:27 AM (8ikIW) 186
I have a silicon cupcake tray. It's so floppy I tend not to use it. Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 23, 2017 08:28 AM (ajiE5) 187
>>Commie Gutierrez calls Trump a hostage taker because he is not folding over like the RNCe on dreamers.
- - - >>The same turd that's never uttered a peep against the MS-13 vermin infiltrating the country wants us to bend over on the dreamers... - - - Same guy who is buddies with (Obama pardoned) Puerto Rico separatist Oscar Lopez Rivera. He wants to destroy America, and DACA + MS-13 both contribute to accomplishing that. Scum.https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8gcmkwp Panicked you might not get DACA done before leaving Congress, buddy? Bye Felicia. Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2017 08:28 AM (W+vEI) 188
92 A "free" EMT? This isn't one of those bait and switch deals, is it, where I come in for free comments and am forced to buy a cookbook?
Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2017 07:43 AM (AMIL/) No, but you have to listen to a two-hour sales pitch for timeshare property. Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 23, 2017 08:28 AM (NWiLs) 189
Vendette, can you really? Ha! Imagine sitting at a bridal shower with little old blue-haired ladies and the bride unwraps our cookbook. And they take a look at it, and get to page 2 and CBD's eponymous drink. Hoo boy.
Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2017 08:18 AM (kNasr) Yup, saw it. Co-ed bridal showers are the worst. Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2017 08:29 AM (nXoiZ) 190
Skip. Bluebell PA brings back good memories. Lived in Collegeville for a few years due to husband's career. Beautiful area of the country.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 23, 2017 08:30 AM (N3JsI) 191
Countless Hungarians were led to believe that if a young man took a fancy to a girl in the Old West, he brought her flour.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 23, 2017 08:24 AM Well, since I live in the East, and today, I'm not part of the Old West, but some young men have brought flour for me on our dates. Posted by: Cora Segal at December 23, 2017 08:30 AM (DMUuz) 192
Always point out to Libs that they would have had Hillary as President if not for the fact that they had aborted so many potential Black voters over the years it swung the election. Point out that they can either kill Black babies or they can win elections - but they can't do both.
======== It takes two to tango. Black mothers voluntarily enter these clinics to get abortions. Makes me wonder, if these are government funded, why not require that the abortion be followed by sterilization? Reduces cost and reduces the number of abortions. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 08:31 AM (/qEW2) 193
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 23, 2017 08:28 AM (ajiE5)
Have you put a solid cookie sheet under it? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 23, 2017 08:32 AM (rp9xB) 194
WHADDYA MEAN "AGGRESSIVELY BUGGING PEOPLE FOR RECIPES?"
Actually, it seems that the majority of recipes we got were ones that had started out from somewhere and had been tinkered with. There were some from old cookbooks or websites, but as long as we changed the wording some AND gave proper attribution (which is why we asked where the recipes were from) our attorney said we would be okay. I loved hearing about the old family recipes especially. You could just tell people had happy memories wrapped up in those recipes and it made me happy too. Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2017 08:32 AM (kNasr) Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2017 08:33 AM (AMIL/) 196
The inspiration for last night's ONT:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd3e5qzw a youtube clip Posted by: Gref Great! You found it. I could find a recording of the song, but no the actual film Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 08:35 AM (8ikIW) 197
No, but you have to listen to a two-hour sales pitch for timeshare property.
Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 23, 2017 08:28 AM (NWiLs) >>> I did that once in college, to get a free digital wristwatch. Way back in 1977, when digital watches were a new big thing. Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2017 08:35 AM (AMIL/) 198
NOOD
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 08:36 AM (8ikIW) 199
>>I have a silicon cupcake tray. It's so floppy I tend not to use it.
Posted by: Acme Explosives I know the feeling. Posted by: Bob Dole at December 23, 2017 08:36 AM (cI5GC) 200
Have you put a solid cookie sheet under it?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 23, 2017 08:32 AM (rp9xB) That would require some intelligence on my part. Seriously, I never thought of it. Yeah, that would work. Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 23, 2017 08:36 AM (ajiE5) 201
The catch is, the current cookbook OS will change, and the upgrade will be according to a tiered pricing schedule. With adware. Baked into the cake, so to speak. However, the top sellers get pink Cadillacs and free eye shadow for life.. Posted by: Mary Kay Gates at December 23, 2017 08:37 AM (zCyNd) 202
Oh, got caught on two of those Scott Adams predictions that were flat wrong:
--Trump will never win the presidency. Thought Hillary would steal it. --Trump's tweeting will cause huge problems. Yeah, took me a while to see the mad genius in this. So happy I was wrong on those two!!! Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2017 08:37 AM (W+vEI) 203
The poem is actually the opening song to
A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to The Forum. Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2017 08:26 AM (8ikIW) ======== Forgive my ignorance, I'm not partial to musicals, apart from some old Ginger and Fred flicks. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 08:40 AM (/qEW2) 204
I'm pro-choice. Make paying taxes completely voluntary. They can send me an estimate of what they think I owe and I'll pay them what I think their services are worth.
Posted by: MAGA at December 23, 2017 08:43 AM (LnOh3) 205
the man who gets dialysis next to my dad had a big family reunion in Omaha. His family of 12 one of the smaller groups of relatives. Over 2000 at the reunion. Not all African American families are going to Planned Eugenics.
Posted by: Downcast at December 23, 2017 08:43 AM (32cRl) 206
Morning everyone.
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