EMT 12/16/17

You can't spell "Buy new tires.. um" without EMT.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, December 16, 2017. On this day in 1773 members of the Sons of Liberty disguised as Mohawk Indians dumped hundreds of crates of tea into Boston harbor as a protest against the Tea Act.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

2 Moore says it's not over yet and calls for donations for an 'election fund' so he can investigate reports of vote fraud.


http://tinyurl.com/y8mr7t64

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

3 Female Democrat running for a House seat dropped out of the race because of a 2005 lawsuit for harassment by a male employee who she had fired.


http://tinyurl.com/yclkeo48

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

4 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 05:57 AM (aC6Sd)

5 Stupid guy tried to pretend he was a 'Green Beret' but his uniform has a black beret. Easy to see he was a fraud.


http://tinyurl.com/yclkeo48

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

6 Do teaching colleges have a semester of stupid now? Female college professor at Boston university says Jingle Bells is racist.


http://tinyurl.com/y6wzt2xg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

7 Legal powerhouse Lisa Bloom tried to line up big paydays for women who were willing to accuse President Trump of sexual misconduct during the final months of last year's election, according to an explosive report.


She was probably working for the DNC and Scankles. Most of us have been saying all along that this parade of bimbos accusing trump of crap were all agents for somebody.


http://tinyurl.com/y9h868qt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

8 Republicans unveil the final tax reform bill. It is a watered down mess that bears no resemblance at all to the one Trump had come up with. And the Senate bill that is part of this was voted against by the outgoing DIABLO Kokehead Korker.


http://tinyurl.com/yalq5e7k

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

9 One more AGW scam thing by Obama is being killed by Trump.


http://tinyurl.com/yc6mklqs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

10 Headline link at Drudge says Trump refused to rule out a pardon for Flynn. The actual linked article says he was not ready to talk about a pardon when hostile reporters pressed him on it.


http://tinyurl.com/y7v3ocec

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

11 CA health officials are raising up the old cell phone bugaboo once again. How many times does this crap have to be debunked before the idiots will drop it?


http://tinyurl.com/ycb2v8bs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

12 The Democrat DACA amnesty that they are threatening a gov shutdown over would add more illegal border crossers to the American population that the total American births for four years. And I am waiting for that idiot Shitty Shumer to explain how they are going to shutdown the gov. he is just trying to line up some propaganda to show why ALL the Democrats will vote against the latest funding bill which thanks to Dirty Harry's elimination of the 60 vote requirement will be passed anyway.


http://tinyurl.com/ycgb642k

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

13 BB explains what is in the final tax bill. Doesn't look like there is much actual reform in this reform bill. The high cost blue States got what they wanted.


http://tinyurl.com/yb38xzjc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

14 DIABLOs are at the amnesty bus again according to this report.


Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin, the No. 2 Democrat, hosted a meeting of the Senate negotiators on Thursday afternoon, including Republicans Lindsey Graham, James Lankford, Cory Gardner, Jeff Flake and staff from Sen. Thom Tillis. But all exiting the meeting said while negotiations progressed, no break-throughs have been reached yet. And while some wouldn't rule it out as a possibility, none expressed much optimism it could be done by the end of the year.



But this is from CNN so you can take it with a grain of salt (or a ton of it.)


http://tinyurl.com/y9vh2mvn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

15 Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) wants Mueller fired. We all do bub.


http://tinyurl.com/y8h5j2z2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

16 J. K. Rowling continues her slide into liberal insanity.


http://tinyurl.com/yb3o79gy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

17 The DC excoriates RINO Rubio and others who called for expansion of the so-called child tax credit that they refused to block illegals from getting it even though they pay no taxes.


http://tinyurl.com/yc6krcvr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

18 Recall that muzzie asshole who went into the OK food processing plant and stabbed one woman and beheaded another until he was stopped by the boss shooting him. An OK judge just sentenced him to death. Too bad it will probably take over ten years for him to get the needle.


http://tinyurl.com/ybzogbsr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

19 Scankles and Huma carried out boxes of documents showing her engagements with muzzies in the Mideast by lying and telling officials they were private records. This scrunt certainly does belong in jail.


http://tinyurl.com/yafvxxsj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

20 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/y7kw3bzc


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

21 G'mornin' Horde !

Thank you, krakatoa and Vic !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 16, 2017 06:03 AM (XvTYo)

22
You can't spell "Buy new tires.. um" without EMT.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM


wife got new tires on her Crown Vic just before buying a new car. When she got the new car I got the Crown. All 4 tires are now slowly leaking down and I have to continually drag out the shitty little air compressor to pump them back up. What is really aggravating is with the loss of all the service stations due to quick store gas there are no more accessible real air compressors.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

23 Good morning, brewed hot, fresh coffee to start the day. Great links Vic.

Posted by: Uncle Si at December 16, 2017 06:06 AM (sQyD6)

24 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 16, 2017 06:08 AM (KCxzN)

25 23
Good morning, brewed hot, fresh coffee to start the day. Great links Vic.

Posted by: Uncle Si at December 16, 2017 06:06 AM (sQyD6)


Thanks, there was a lot of stuff out there this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

26 Its a whopping 24.9F outside right now and there's still an hour before the sun comes up.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

27 Vic its just out of your reach but Wawa here have free air, saved me the other week. And good thing I have a large air compressor

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 06:18 AM (aC6Sd)

28 Tea Partiers in deep blue Taxachusetts.

How things have changed.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 16, 2017 06:19 AM (ul9CR)

29
Bill eliminates individual mandate - but not until 2019.

Fvckers. Band-aid. Rip it off.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 16, 2017 06:21 AM (ajiE5)

30 It's a whopping 13F outside right now here in RI and there's still about an hour before sun up.

Posted by: KWDreaming at December 16, 2017 06:21 AM (PafTy)

31 Thank you, Vic! Your links are much appreciated.

Loved the Ramirez.

And krakatoa, you are here to start the day. If you did not show up, I'd start to twitch. So thanks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 16, 2017 06:22 AM (hyuyC)

32 Most amazing thing to me this week is finding how , ( can't think of any other adj) stupid these supposed bright goverment officials are.
Just for instance Lisa Page, FBI lawyer didn't know her FBI paid for phone could be investigated and messages read .
What do they teach in law schools these days besides Left wing dogma?

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 06:23 AM (aC6Sd)

33 @jk_rowling
How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad.


Do we need a Godwin's law just for Voldemort?
Did she follow that tweet by telling her parents that she hates them and slamming the door shut?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 16, 2017 06:23 AM (rnAwa)

34 More chores. Have a blessed day, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 16, 2017 06:23 AM (hyuyC)

35 27
Vic its just out of your reach but Wawa here have free air, saved me the
other week. And good thing I have a large air compressor

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 06:18 AM (aC6Sd)

Is their A/C a nice big one like they used to have at all the old service stations? I just hate standing out there in the damn cold for an hour while these dinky little POS slowly pump the tires back up.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:26 AM (mpXpK)

36 29


Bill eliminates individual mandate - but not until 2019.



Fvckers. Band-aid. Rip it off.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 16, 2017 06:21 AM (ajiE5)

I will bet a 6 pack that the Democrats will put it back in as soon as they get control.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:28 AM (mpXpK)

37 No worked fine, had a screw in my tire ( I stupidly parked next to work dumpster)

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 06:30 AM (aC6Sd)

38
I purchased a little 110 v air compressor years back and use it all the time. Might have cost twenty bucks. I even figured out how to use it to fill my two gallon pump sprayer instead of pumping 100 times.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 16, 2017 06:30 AM (ajiE5)

39 I will bet a 6 pack that the Democrats will put it back in as soon as they get control.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:28 AM (mpXpK)


I'm not taking that bet, thank you very much.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 16, 2017 06:31 AM (ajiE5)

40 We can't get shit through right now because there are about 10 or 15 Trump haters and DIABLOs in the Senate now. It is packed with assholes like Corker and Graham.


Corker CR rating - 47

Graham CR rating - 33 even worse


Both solid DIABLOs.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:33 AM (mpXpK)

41 37
No worked fine, had a screw in my tire ( I stupidly parked next to work dumpster)

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 06:30 AM (aC6Sd)

I picked one of those one time in my truck in the parking lot at work. Had to take the tire off and take it to a tire place down the road to have a plug put in the tire. I was worried that I would have to replace the tire and it was a new tire that cost a fortune.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:36 AM (mpXpK)

42 Then Jesus came out of his tomb, saw his shadow, and we had 6 more weeks of bad weather.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 06:36 AM (BtQd4)

43 27 Vic its just out of your reach but Wawa
I am more of a Sheetz man!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 06:38 AM (BtQd4)

44 I have noticed several things since net not neutrality ended:
My Amazon Prime packages get here the day before I order them.
The check tire pressure sensor warning system light is on in my truck.
My alcohol bill bill is more than my food when in airports.
My body odor is a semi-pleasant mix of Ruths Chris buttered plates and Bell Two Hearted IPA.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 06:42 AM (BtQd4)

45 I see Wawa stores are in Newport News that is a lot more than "just out of my reach".


Sheetz are in PA which is even further.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:43 AM (mpXpK)

46 Lisa Bloom was probably being funded by Fusion GPS. Just thought I would throw that out there. Probably some truthiness to it.

Posted by: Blogforce 100 at December 16, 2017 06:50 AM (qNHAw)

47 Got assigned corp cell phone
Rule #1 do not break it
Rule #2 we do not pay for cases
WTF

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 06:52 AM (BtQd4)

48 Vic, probably no help but I take my truck back to where I bought the tires from and they check the pressure for free. Also, they should tell you why there are having a slow leak problem.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2017 06:53 AM (UbVvc)

49 I have noticed several things since net not neutrality ended:
My Amazon Prime packages get here the day before I order them.
The check tire pressure sensor warning system light is on in my truck.
My alcohol bill bill is more than my food when in airports.
My body odor is a semi-pleasant mix of Ruths Chris buttered plates and Bell Two Hearted IPA.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 06:42 AM (BtQd4)

Huh. Pressure sensor light went off in my truck.

Personal aroma involves a hint of fried oysters.

What a country!

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 16, 2017 06:53 AM (zCyNd)

50 Look at this beautiful 1924 Lincoln Roadster from Shorpy. How would the Morons like to have this.


http://tinyurl.com/ybwfcgsl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:53 AM (mpXpK)

51 Got assigned corp cell phone
Rule #1 do not break it
Rule #2 we do not pay for cases
WTF

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 06:52 AM (BtQd4)

If needed, we'll break it for you.

Posted by: Govt contractor at December 16, 2017 06:54 AM (zCyNd)

52 Or was Lisa Bloom being funded by Perkins Coie? Fusion GPS- Perkins Coie? HRC-OFA-DNC? Eh what's the difference?

Posted by: Blogforce 100 at December 16, 2017 06:54 AM (qNHAw)

53 Wawa are somewhere north RI maybe to Richmond, then they are popping up in Florida around Atlantic coast Clearwater area ( home of spring training of Philadelphia Phillies)

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 06:55 AM (aC6Sd)

54 47
Got assigned corp cell phone

Rule #1 do not break it

Rule #2 we do not pay for cases

WTF

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 06:52 AM (BtQd4)

My old workplace only gave out cellphones to supervisors. Most of the rest of us got beepers so we could be on-call for a week out of every month. When you were on-call you had to be able to report to work in less than hour and could not drink at all. And you were not paid at all for that time.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:56 AM (mpXpK)

55 48
Vic, probably no help but I take my truck back to where I bought the
tires from and they check the pressure for free. Also, they should tell
you why there are having a slow leak problem.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2017 06:53 AM (UbVvc)

Well I took the car back to the place that put the tires on to have one of the ones that leaked down the fasted remounted. They charged me.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 06:57 AM (mpXpK)

56 Rush said yesterday as a example, if Comcast mobile wanted to do a promotion with Netflix and wanted to give away 1 free month all the streaming you want they wouldn't have been permitted by Net Neutrality.

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 06:58 AM (aC6Sd)

57 "It is better to live in a corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a quarrelsome wife" (Proverbs 24:25)

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 06:58 AM (BtQd4)

58 I am a firm believer in Net neutrality.

Anybody who publishes anything on the net must give me equal billing, and pay me the same as whoever.

Posted by: Millenial Miklos at December 16, 2017 07:01 AM (zCyNd)

59 Wawa? Sheetz?

I live west of the Mississippi.

Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2017 07:01 AM (AMIL/)

60
I see that Verizon bailed out the NFL with some new agreement. Previously they only streamed NFL games to mobile devices, burning up peoples data. It looks like now they'll be streaming over the internet. Some deal with Yahoo apparently.

That's another stake through the heart of cable television.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 16, 2017 07:01 AM (ajiE5)

61 Prager says there is more wisdom in the Bible than you could get from 4 years at a Ivy league school

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 07:02 AM (aC6Sd)

62 6 Do teaching colleges have a semester of stupid now? Female college professor at Boston university says Jingle Bells is racist.


Hope she doesn't hear White Christmas.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2017 07:02 AM (0h/tT)

63
I live west of the Mississippi.

Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2017 07:01 AM (AMIL/)

"From East of the Rockies...Ok West"

Posted by: Art Bell's audio archives at December 16, 2017 07:02 AM (zCyNd)

64 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 06:42 AM (BtQd4)

Can't really drink too much any more so coffee and water for me at the airport. Then ambien and a scotch when I get aboard.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 16, 2017 07:03 AM (XGGts)

65 Prog Dad TV
https://tinyurl.com/yag9ja34

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 07:06 AM (BtQd4)

66 I'm a sick as a dog, but there's a light behind every cloud.

I'm finally getting a chance to look over the Deplorable Gourmet cookbook and I'm just loving every bit of it.

From the Grey-Boxed and numbered recipes to Muldoon's limericks... I'm simply blown away.

It makes me wish that I had submitted my long, drawn-out "Party Recipes" for chicken wings and rice, cheeseburger soup, E-Z Cubano sandwiches and "Mexican Fiesta", Family-Style taco/burrito bar.

They would have taken up more than a page, (probably two or more), however. They are long, drawn-out, intricate processes involving roux, slurries, marination and other processes that take a lot of time.

...and they serve twenty. ...or in my case, six hungry dudes and their girlfriends.

I cracked-up when I saw "But First..." prefacing the Appetizers chapter. I'm not even miffed that it wasn't attributed to Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel because I didn't invent it.

Mel Gibson did and it was a meme long before I got here... lol.

I'm going to buy more of the cookbooks because they are so well put together and I simply love all of you.

Thank You to bluebell, Weasel and everyone else who had a hand in completing this project. I have tears of joy in my eyes this Christmas season.

Now, if you don't mind? I have to check my esophageal discharge for my asshole.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 16, 2017 07:09 AM (Ckg4U)

67 Wawa ?
Sheetz ?
?

Up here beyond the cheddar curtain we got FasTrip and Kwik Trip. Kwik Trips have free air.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 16, 2017 07:09 AM (XvTYo)

68 Yeah... that's what Flu looks like.

Thank You, 'Nic Close-Tags'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 16, 2017 07:11 AM (Ckg4U)

69 Wisconsin has lots of free air.

They store in in holes in cheese.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 16, 2017 07:11 AM (zCyNd)

70 Wisconsin has lots of free air. They store it in holes in cheese.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 16, 2017 07:11 AM (zCyNd)

So you have to cut the cheese and then breathe? They must be Germans; clever skandis...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 16, 2017 07:14 AM (XGGts)

71 45 I see Wawa stores are in Newport News that is a lot more than "just out of my reach".


Sheetz are in PA which is even further.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party



I think Sheetz is the only thing keeping Pennsylvania's economy going. There is one about every 5 miles.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2017 07:15 AM (tqjbU)

72 Among other places.

Wow, Slap, sounds like you got it bad.
Good luck, get better soon, and hooray for close-tags !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 16, 2017 07:15 AM (XvTYo)

73 Its about time for my little brother to call me while he is doing his Sat morning walk. And I see it is 26F where he is at. I don't think I would be doing any walks in 26F weather.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 07:17 AM (mpXpK)

74 Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, December 16, 2017. On this day in 1773 members of the Sons of Liberty disguised as Mohawk Indians dumped hundreds of crates of tea into Boston harbor as a protest against the Tea Act.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
________

This tradition lives on as people from Massachusetts pretend to be American Indians to this day.

(Sorry. Someone probably already said this, but I couldn't resist.)

Posted by: FireHorse at December 16, 2017 07:19 AM (zkGZ8)

75 74 (Sorry. Someone probably already said this, but I couldn't resist.)

Posted by: FireHorse at December 16, 2017 07:19 AM (zkGZ

Nope, you are the first.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 07:20 AM (mpXpK)

76 Thanks, sock_rat_eez. I have soup and Thera-Flu.

I have a feeling that I'll see them again in about an hour.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 16, 2017 07:20 AM (Ckg4U)

77 Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, December 16, 2017. On this day in 1773 members of the Sons of Liberty disguised as Mohawk Indians dumped hundreds of crates of tea into Boston harbor as a protest against the Tea Act.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

That was repeated soon after in Charleston. Could L. Graham be the guest of honor at the reenactment?

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 16, 2017 07:21 AM (zCyNd)

78 They store in in holes in cheese.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos
________

True story --

Me: I'd like a half pound of Swiss cheese.

Deli person: Imported or domestic?

Me: How does "domestic" work?

Deli person: Huh?

Me: Well, we'd have to be in Switzerland for the Swiss cheese to be domestic, wouldn't we?

Deli person: Huh?

Me: That one's fine.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 16, 2017 07:22 AM (zkGZ8)

79 Don't know of a Sheetz in se Pa, but many places you could get a coffee at Wawa and walk to the next without that cup getting cold.

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 07:22 AM (aC6Sd)

80 79: Sheetz is all over Western PA. I just assumed it was the entire state.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2017 07:23 AM (tqjbU)

81 Me: That one's fine.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 16, 2017 07:22 AM (zkGZ

Store card REVOKED!!!

Posted by: Trader Miklos at December 16, 2017 07:24 AM (zCyNd)

82 80: I just assumed it was all over the state, was what I ment to post.

I just got off work and the bed is calling. I should probably go see what it wants. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2017 07:26 AM (tqjbU)

83 Great. Is McDonald's going to sue us now? Spurlock, you idiot lying bastard.

Posted by: Morgan Spurlock's cirrhotic liver at December 16, 2017 07:26 AM (UW4Uc)

84 Wawa? Sheetz?



I live west of the Mississippi.

Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2017 07:01 AM (AMIL/)

Nothing beats these two gas stations, and also Rutters in S. PA. I wish Sheetz would move up into NYS. A Sheetz store can be seen from a mile away with their huge canopy.

Posted by: Colin at December 16, 2017 07:27 AM (UQa6l)

85 Even I won't touch this (pre-coffee anyway)

From Insty-

Two men sentenced in baby eel trafficking scheme.

Posted by: Miklos syas Talk among yourselves at December 16, 2017 07:27 AM (zCyNd)

86 77 That was repeated soon after in Charleston. Could L. Graham be the guest of honor at the reenactment?

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 16, 2017 07:21 AM (zCyNd)

This article says the Charleston Tea Party took place before the Boston one did. Wonder why you never hear about the one in Charleston.


http://tinyurl.com/yb8v2pyp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 07:28 AM (mpXpK)

87 That would be Morgan Spurlock, the pathetic Michael-Moore-wannabe ? What's got him in the news ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 16, 2017 07:29 AM (XvTYo)

88
This article says the Charleston Tea Party took place before the Boston one did. Wonder why you never hear about the one in Charleston.


http://tinyurl.com/yb8v2pyp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 07:28 AM (mpXpK)

As I recall, they retained the tea, and later sold it to pay for the first weapons and uniforms for the SC State soldiers.

Posted by: Miklos , Revolutionary historian at December 16, 2017 07:30 AM (zCyNd)

89 Slapweasel --

There's a Russian folk remedy that says 100 mL of vodka with pepper will cure you of anything. (Though you might not want to mix alcohol with whatever else is in your system.)

Get better, m'kay?

Posted by: FireHorse at December 16, 2017 07:30 AM (zkGZ8)

90 Morning y'all. Cloudy, pretty good chance of rain later, so stuff must be done early.

*sigh*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 16, 2017 07:30 AM (MINbv)

91 88 As I recall, they retained the tea, and later sold it to pay for the first weapons and uniforms for the SC State soldiers.

Posted by: Miklos , Revolutionary historian at December 16, 2017 07:30 AM (zCyNd)


That article says the merchant who ordered the tea was forced to thro it overboard. 4 chests of it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

92 So will we see happy, smiling young men riding horseback, and bicycles, and wearing daisy dukes in commercials now?
https://tinyurl.com/yctq6enp

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 07:32 AM (BtQd4)

93 On an interesting note the reason Americans are mostly coffee drinkers while the Brits are big into tea is all that tea kerfuffle during the early days.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 07:33 AM (mpXpK)

94 Oh, and Sheetz > Wawa.

Buc ee's > all others.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 16, 2017 07:33 AM (MINbv)

95 Good morning horde.

19 degrees with chance of snow.

How are you feeling Vic?

Posted by: mpfs, Having a Deplorable Christmas! at December 16, 2017 07:34 AM (O5XQi)

96 http://tinyurl.com/yb8v2pyp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 07:28 AM (mpXpK)

I very much like the phrase from the 1774 news account-


"the Sense of the People here, or the Voice of all America."

Seems timely, after all these years.

Posted by: Miklos , Revolutionary historian at December 16, 2017 07:35 AM (zCyNd)

97 Two men sentenced in baby eel trafficking scheme.


I'll go off and check the Insty link, but it's not as surprising as it might sound.

Baby eels, called elvers, are a delicacy especially in Portuguese dishes. The streams where elvers run are highly regulated and late night elver poaching is a major thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 16, 2017 07:37 AM (fuK7c)

98 Up here beyond the cheddar curtain we got FasTrip and Kwik Trip. Kwik Trips have free air.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

West of Minnysoda, we got a chain called "Kum and Go".

Really.

Free air.

Posted by: Jon Jonsen at December 16, 2017 07:37 AM (2835Q)

99 That article says the merchant who ordered the tea was forced to thro it overboard. 4 chests of it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 07:31 AM (mpXpK)


Different Charleston Tea Party. Lazy Yankees only had one, CHS had two.

Posted by: Miklos , Revolutionary historian at December 16, 2017 07:37 AM (zCyNd)

100 When will some university genius come up with a paper showing that "Jingle Bell Rock" is racist because white people used to throw rocks at black people?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 16, 2017 07:38 AM (ILitO)

101 95
Good morning horde.



19 degrees with chance of snow.



How are you feeling Vic?

Posted by: mpfs, Having a Deplorable Christmas! at December 16, 2017 07:34 AM (O5XQi)

Feel fine

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 07:38 AM (mpXpK)

102 I also have a recipe for a complex salsa that I should have written down. I love it when everyone is chowing-down on it and when they stop, they mention how spicy it is.

I usually don't do spicy for the sake of spicy. I'm not trying to wreck my guests.

The only "cure" is to eat more of the salsa... lol. It usually has very little "front-end" spice.

I make a second bowl for the "Heat Misers" who want Everything to be Hotter. I also have sauce for that.

The "trick" is to use roasted peppers alongside the fresh peppers. Not only do you get a depth of flavor, but you get a depth of texture.

I also use fresh and caramelized onions.

50% tomatoes, (Roma and Heirloom), 50% Other.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 16, 2017 07:38 AM (Ckg4U)

103 List of things I have never been accused of:

[X] Elver poaching

It's a short list.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 16, 2017 07:39 AM (zCyNd)

104 Thanks, FireHorse.

I'm drinking water and the Thera-Flu should be ready soon.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 16, 2017 07:39 AM (Ckg4U)

105 When in PA or NJ I use to fill my gas tank because it was so much cheaper than NY. Now it seems those two states have raised their gas tax, so it doesn't matter where you buy gas.

Posted by: Colin at December 16, 2017 07:40 AM (UQa6l)

106 warming up now. Looks like it bottomed out at 23.5F.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 07:40 AM (mpXpK)

107 Wawa....sheetz.....hahahahahahaha
We have Buc-ee's...nicest, biggest gas stations ever...only in Texas. The one in New Braunfels must have over 100 gas pumps and the bathrooms are nice and clean. Probably 50 stalls. The retail store is YUGE!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 16, 2017 07:41 AM (kufk0)

108 I see here in the Wall Street rag that Met Life has an eensy little oopsie in their retirement fund payouts, the ones they you-know contracted from private employers to "transfer pension risk."

In short, they're not paying them. But they are trying to find the retirees, which is extra nice, this holiday season. The best part, most of these are payouts of less than $150 a month. Real one-percenters there.

It is sure a good thing that they dropped the Charlie Brown bullshit, because this looks a hell of a lot like Lucy jerking the football away. Wa-wa-waaaa.

Grandma got run over by a blimp.

Posted by: Stringer Davis ]/b] at December 16, 2017 07:41 AM (H5rtT)

109 The only "cure" is to eat more of the salsa... lol. It usually has very little "front-end" spice.


Slap's salsa can only be sold in portions of less than 16 ounces within our jurisdiction.

For the children.

Posted by: Mayors of New York at December 16, 2017 07:41 AM (zCyNd)

110 late night elver poaching"

Sounds like some odd fantasy thing...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 16, 2017 07:41 AM (MINbv)

111 Funny, I was just thinking about the need for a Volume Two last night.

Oh, well, next year in Peruvia, what ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 16, 2017 07:41 AM (XvTYo)

112 I ordered my cookbook Wednesday and got it last night!

My grandmother's recipe for Poor Man's Cale made it!
I can't wait to read the entire book.

Thanks to everyone who made this possible. It truly was a labor of love.

Posted by: mpfs, Having a Deplorable Christmas! at December 16, 2017 07:42 AM (O5XQi)

113 105
When in PA or NJ I use to fill my gas tank because it was so much
cheaper than NY. Now it seems those two states have raised their gas
tax, so it doesn't matter where you buy gas.


Posted by: Colin at December 16, 2017 07:40 AM (UQa6l)

They are working in a 15 cent/gal increase in the gas tax here. They tried it while Nikki Haley was gov. She vetoed it three times. As soon as she was out of office they got it through, assholes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

114
Two men sentenced in baby eel trafficking scheme.

Posted by: Miklos syas Talk among yourselves at December 16, 2017 07:27 AM (zCyNd)


I'm surprised they could catch those two slippery bastids.

My least favorite bait. You have to use a towel to hold onto the suckers. A towel witch gets funky quickly. But... stripers.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 16, 2017 07:44 AM (ajiE5)

115 late night elver poaching"

Sounds like some odd fantasy thing...



It does. You'd think it's a thing in Mirkwood.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 16, 2017 07:44 AM (fuK7c)

116 "Funny, I was just thinking about the need for a Volume Two last night.
Oh, well, next year in Peruvia, what ?
"
-Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 16, 2017 07:41 AM (XvTYo)

I'm only about 1/4 of the way through Volume One.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 16, 2017 07:44 AM (Ckg4U)

117 Thanks to everyone who made this possible. It truly was a labor of love.

Posted by: mpfs, Having a Deplorable Christmas! at December 16, 2017 07:42 AM (O5XQi)

Be aware-there is a hidden sniper in every recipe.

Posted by: Chief Eagle-Eye Miklos at December 16, 2017 07:44 AM (zCyNd)

118 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 16, 2017 07:39 AM (Ckg4U)

Oh man, choking that shit down is half the battle. Keeping it down is the second half. Good luck and get well...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 16, 2017 07:44 AM (XGGts)

119 Cake not Cale.

I'm such a keyboard dork.

Posted by: mpfs, Having a Deplorable Christmas! at December 16, 2017 07:45 AM (O5XQi)

120 59 Wawa? Sheetz?

I live west of the Mississippi.
Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2017 07:01 AM (AMIL/)
Kind of like how the Pakis and Indians hate each other. We can't tell the diff but they can and boy do they hate!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 07:46 AM (BtQd4)

121 "Oh man, choking that shit down is half the battle. Keeping it down is the second half. Good luck and get well..."
-Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 16, 2017 07:44 AM (XGGts)

Thank you, Brother.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 16, 2017 07:46 AM (Ckg4U)

122 'Funny, I was just thinking about the need for a Volume Two last night. '

My suggestion for a scratch and sniff version seems to have been ignored.

Posted by: freaked at December 16, 2017 07:47 AM (UdKB7)

123 They tried it while Nikki Haley was gov. She vetoed it three times. As soon as she was out of office they got it through, assholes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

Henry McMaster is shit level below shit. From personal experience.

Haley is better at the UN than she was as governor, but SC is paying a price in the form of the inheritor of the guv job.

Posted by: Joe "You Lie!" Molnar-Wilson at December 16, 2017 07:48 AM (zCyNd)

124 110 late night elver poaching
Sounds like you are sodomizing a Santa's helpers

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 07:48 AM (BtQd4)

125 Hmph. The elver story didn't use my favorite obscure vocabulary word, catadromous.

Y'all know anadromous, that would be your salmon and striped bass and herrings and such that live in the salt and spawn in the fresh. The American Eel is the only fish I know of what is catadromous, spawning in the Sargasso Sea and returning to their home rivers to live.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 16, 2017 07:48 AM (fuK7c)

126 Hmph. The elver story didn't use my favorite obscure vocabulary word, catadromous.


My favorite term is sesquipedalian.

Chicks who edit dictionaries love that.

Posted by: Miklo, man of a hundred or so words at December 16, 2017 07:52 AM (zCyNd)

127 California is serious in thinking of going to tax by the mile. Interesting, they always think they are the leaders in new ideas. I can't think of this working, but I think Oregon or Washington state also have looked at it.

Posted by: Colin at December 16, 2017 07:52 AM (UQa6l)

128 Received our copy of The Deplorable Gourmet yesterday. Have tried every recipe in one night and the only disappointment was the Poor Man's Cale. Seems like it would have made a great cake though.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 16, 2017 07:52 AM (b8HGm)

129 late night elver poaching...Sounds like some odd fantasy thing...

Sarah Hoyt-worthy.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE she is Portuguese.

Of Course the tea party in Charleston doesn't count.
It was all swept up by Confederate submarines, duh.
Citadel artillerists out front shoulda tole yaz.

Posted by: Stringer Davis ]/b] at December 16, 2017 07:53 AM (H5rtT)

130 I do regret not sending in something but oh well, want to make something maybe tomorrow after going to grocery store

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 07:56 AM (aC6Sd)

131 Citadel artillerists out front shoulda tole yaz.

Posted by: Stringer Davis ]/b] at December 16, 2017 07:53 AM (H5rtT)

The Civil War was started due to Charleston Artillery Punch.

People still drink it this time of year.

Posted by: I-20 Miklos at December 16, 2017 07:56 AM (zCyNd)

132 Buccee's have Kolaches.

That is all.

Posted by: Son of IAMAHAIANGTTIA at December 16, 2017 07:56 AM (G7H65)

133 Colin,

If anyone can make it work the government assholes in California can and Brown will sign it.

Posted by: mpfs, Having a Deplorable Christmas! at December 16, 2017 07:56 AM (O5XQi)

134 DJ Jazzy Mel

Ha, ha asshole.

:-)

Posted by: mpfs, Having a Deplorable Christmas! at December 16, 2017 07:58 AM (O5XQi)

135 Damn, regular is $1.84/gallon at Bucees in Katy, TX.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 16, 2017 07:59 AM (kufk0)

136
Minus four degrees this morning. And my temperature sensor is mounted on an outside wall in a window frame so it usually reads about two degrees high.

The official weather service temp is plus three. Which is probably true since on these really clear and cold nights the further you are from Lake Superior, the colder it gets.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 16, 2017 08:00 AM (KdDCu)

137 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 16, 2017 08:03 AM (EyPfd)

138 Has it been proven that Wikileaks received the now "infamous" hacked emails from the DNC and John Podesta from the Russian government? I keep reading that, but I thought Julian Assange has denied that claim. Is the Mueller Special Counsel investigation going to release the definitive proof?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at December 16, 2017 08:03 AM (2X7pN)

139 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 16, 2017 08:00 AM (KdDCu)

Made me shiver just reading that....27 here and that's cold to me.

Posted by: BignJames at December 16, 2017 08:03 AM (1Oy/Q)

140 Dude, you are dead and do not know it! You are just a hull of a person walking amongst the quick and the living!https://tinyurl.com/y9l37gxf
PS HRC will never ever ever be POTUS!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 16, 2017 08:04 AM (BtQd4)

141
Damn, regular is $1.84/gallon at Bucees in Katy, TX.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 16, 2017 07:59 AM (kufk0)


$2.67 a gallon here in Pennsylvania. Which pretty much with some simple math will tell you the extent of the taxation.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 16, 2017 08:04 AM (ajiE5)

142 California is serious"

No, they're not. It's laugh inducing to watch a series of old Cali progressives lurch into camera range to rail against cellphones...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 16, 2017 08:04 AM (MINbv)

143 Mornin' Stringer Davis, I hope I caught all your jokes yesterday.

I'm gonna tell at least one of them over coffee this morning.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 16, 2017 08:05 AM (XvTYo)

144
$2.67 a gallon here in Pennsylvania. Which pretty much with some simple math will tell you the extent of the taxation.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 16, 2017 08:04 AM (ajiE5)

If only Pennsylvania had oil.

Posted by: Drake Wells V at December 16, 2017 08:06 AM (zCyNd)

145 Damn, regular is $1.84/gallon at Bucees in Katy, TX.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 16, 2017 07:59 AM (kufk0)

$2.67 a gallon here in Pennsylvania. Which pretty much with some simple math will tell you the extent of the taxation.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 16, 2017 08:04 AM (ajiE5)

$2.05 here in SC...they raised the tax this year.

Posted by: BignJames at December 16, 2017 08:06 AM (1Oy/Q)

146 87
That would be Morgan Spurlock, the pathetic Michael-Moore-wannabe ? What's got him in the news ?

* * *
Admitted he's a life-long drunk who has been drinking his entire adult life. So when in SUPERSIZE ME his doc is giving him very bad liver numbers - which he blamed on eating only McD's for a month (which no one can verify he actually did) - what actually caused it was, if anything, his drunkenness. He's a fraud, but Tom McNaughton already proved that with FAT HEAD.

Posted by: Morgan Spurlock's cirrhotic liver at December 16, 2017 08:07 AM (UW4Uc)

147 And he got rich lying at McDonald's expense, which is why I hope he gets sued.

Posted by: Morgan Spurlock's cirrhotic liver at December 16, 2017 08:08 AM (UW4Uc)

148 regular is $1.84/gallon"

Heartbreaking to the twatwaffles who were cheering for five buck a gallon gas after Harvey. Electric cars my arse...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 16, 2017 08:08 AM (MINbv)

149 At least I've got a woody.

Posted by: Morgan Spurlock's liver, hard as a rock at December 16, 2017 08:09 AM (zCyNd)

150 If only Pennsylvania had oil."

Refineries are evil, dontchaknow?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 16, 2017 08:09 AM (MINbv)

151 Worse part is in Pa a Republican governor and state representatives raised that last gas tax showing even they are addicted to taxes

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 08:10 AM (aC6Sd)

152 Ok, work to do before rain. Bbl...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 16, 2017 08:10 AM (MINbv)

153 'Do teaching colleges have a semester of stupid now? Female college professor at Boston university says Jingle Bells is racist. '

Check out her student assessments at RatemyProfessor.

They know BS when they see it.

Posted by: harry lime at December 16, 2017 08:10 AM (ALDN3)

154 145 $2.05 here in SC...they raised the tax this year.

Posted by: BignJames at December 16, 2017 08:06 AM (1Oy/Q)


$2.25 here because collusion.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 08:10 AM (mpXpK)

155 $2.05 here in SC...they raised the tax this year.

Posted by: BignJames at December 16, 2017 08:06 AM (1Oy/Q)

I mis-spoke...that would be $2.05 9/10.

Posted by: BignJames at December 16, 2017 08:11 AM (1Oy/Q)

156 134
DJ Jazzy Mel



Ha, ha asshole.



:-)

Posted by: mpfs, Having a Deplorable Christmas! at December 16, 2017 07:58 AM (O5XQi)

The devil made me do it, not Obama or Shillery, but their boss.Was an easy target of opportunity...I'm so ashamed, and an asshole.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 16, 2017 08:12 AM (b8HGm)

157 Okay, thanks, MSc liver, good riddance to bad rubbish.
Always seemed like a creep to me, and then there was his politics ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 16, 2017 08:12 AM (XvTYo)

158 $2.49 in western co.

Posted by: Infidel at December 16, 2017 08:12 AM (EGFUD)

159 Refineries are evil, dontchaknow?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 16, 2017 08:09 AM (MINbv)

Not the sustainably-sized, human oriented ones we will force you to build in your back yard. Next to the solar powered iron smelters.

It will be a Great Leap Forward.

Posted by: Chairman Miklos Bravely Swims the Yangtze at December 16, 2017 08:13 AM (zCyNd)

160 Morgan Spurlock......Morgan Spurlock.

Oh yeah! Isn't he the black dude yelling on the Arby's commercials about meat?

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 16, 2017 08:13 AM (EoRCO)

161 Made me shiver just reading that....27 here and that's cold to me.
Posted by: BignJames at December 16, 2017 08:03 AM (1Oy/Q)

Ya, me too. Below zero in December is a little early but not unusual; rare perhaps, I haven't looked. The coldest temperature I've ever seen in Da Yoo Pee was minus 50 overnight in 1965. Would rather not see it again. Had to walk to the dentist that day at minus thirty. I have a down parka and matching down pants for those temperatures and almost never need the pants.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 16, 2017 08:13 AM (KdDCu)

162 $2.33/gal here in W Central Wisconsin.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 16, 2017 08:14 AM (XvTYo)

163 4:30am in SFV, wake up to sound of rain. Small cloudburst, gone now. Odd.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 16, 2017 08:16 AM (RRFDl)

164 All of y'all's gas prices look so low that I want to drive there to tank up.

It's almost as if living in a blue state (CT) has consequences.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 16, 2017 08:16 AM (fuK7c)

165 $2.33/gal here in W Central Wisconsin.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 16, 2017 08:14 AM (XvTYo)

Looks like you should drive to Texas to fill up.

Posted by: Keynsian Economist at December 16, 2017 08:17 AM (zCyNd)

166 45 here...do blood thinners make you feel cold? It's supposed to rain today. So I'm cold and my hands will hurt...great!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 16, 2017 08:17 AM (kufk0)

167
Admitted he's a life-long drunk who has been drinking his entire adult life.


I love it when people like this lecture me about how I need to live.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 16, 2017 08:18 AM (oVJmc)

168 It was 15 degrees here yesterday and in the 2nd floor office building they had a window out all morning to throw trash into dumpster below the window, luckily I was in farther area most of time but it was cold inside.

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 08:19 AM (aC6Sd)

169 But in the interest of precision and clarity, the reason Spurlock has thrust himself, dildo-like, into the news is by admitting he's also some kind of rapist or something.

https://tinyurl.com/ycos6eyz

Any press is good press when you possess not a shred of dignity, I guess.

Posted by: Morgan Spurlock's cirrhotic liver at December 16, 2017 08:20 AM (UW4Uc)

170 Since I'm still in bed drinking covfefe I may take a morning nap.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 16, 2017 08:20 AM (kufk0)

171 We had a freshing of snow yesterday afternoon, roads are ok

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 08:21 AM (aC6Sd)

172 I need one more stamp on my Valu-Rite "every 102nd 1.75 liter is free" card.

Anybody? I'll buy you lunch...

Posted by: Morgan Spurlock at December 16, 2017 08:21 AM (zCyNd)

173 Since I'm still in bed drinking covfefe I may take a morning nap.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 16, 2017 08:20 AM (kufk0)

Might need to check the octane of that covfefe.

Posted by: BignJames at December 16, 2017 08:22 AM (1Oy/Q)

174 Wreaths Across America today. I will be going to the Saratoga National Cemetery (where someday I will enjoy my eternal rest) to place wreaths.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 16, 2017 08:23 AM (arhmY)

175 a morning nap.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 16, 2017 08:20 AM (kufk0)

Humanity's greatest invention. Morning naps separate us from mere animals.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 16, 2017 08:23 AM (zCyNd)

176 Not the sustainably-sized, human oriented ones we will force you to build in your back yard. Next to the solar powered iron smelters.

It will be a Great Leap Forward.

Posted by: Chairman Miklos Bravely Swims the Yangtze at December 16, 2017 08:13 AM (zCyNd)


I've actually been looking at a build-it-yourself still. I figure when the shit hits the fan a moonshiner would have good opportunities for barter.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 16, 2017 08:24 AM (ajiE5)

177 Humanity's greatest invention. Morning naps separate us from mere animals.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 16, 2017 08:23 AM (zCyNd)

My cats call bull shit.

Posted by: BignJames at December 16, 2017 08:24 AM (1Oy/Q)

178 Every blog artical is about how the FBI has become the investigation arm of the Democratic party

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 08:24 AM (aC6Sd)

179 Coffee thread is Nood

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2017 08:26 AM (aC6Sd)

180
Humanity's greatest invention. Morning naps separate us from mere animals.



Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 16, 2017 08:23 AM (zCyNd)



My cats call bull shit.

Squirrels are up very early always looking for those nuts they buried and now can't find them....

Posted by: Colin at December 16, 2017 08:26 AM (UQa6l)

181 I drink dark roast, I may need to switch to medium roast. I do love the flavor of my dark roast though.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 16, 2017 08:26 AM (kufk0)

182 178 Every blog artical is about how the FBI has become the investigation arm of the Democratic party
_______________________________________

The DBI.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 16, 2017 08:26 AM (arhmY)

183 I've actually been looking at a build-it-yourself still. I figure when the shit hits the fan a moonshiner would have good opportunities for barter.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 16, 2017 08:24 AM (ajiE5)

This has been discussed on a thread a couple of days ago.

Talk to your friendly local ornery gent of Scots-Irish extraction whose cash money is none of your damn business.

Posted by: Miklos Knows how to test moonshine at December 16, 2017 08:27 AM (zCyNd)

184 Morning naps separate us from mere animals.

* considers replying, but rolls over on the clean laundry and doesn't bother*

Posted by: A Cat at December 16, 2017 08:27 AM (oVJmc)

185
Well, have to plow snow. I am resolved to get to the post office today and Saturday is a half day, so I have to get to it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 16, 2017 08:28 AM (KdDCu)

186 Republicans unveil the final tax reform bill. It is a watered down mess that bears no resemblance at all to the one Trump had come up with. And the Senate bill that is part of this was voted against by the outgoing DIABLO Kokehead Korker.


http://tinyurl.com/yalq5e7k
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 16, 2017 05:58 AM (mpXpK)



I guess just cutting taxes across the board would have made too much sense for them. Wouldn't want an easy win that benefits the American taxpayer

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 16, 2017 08:28 AM (SiINZ)

187 Every blog artical is about how the FBI has become the investigation arm of the Democratic party
----
Hey, at least like they're not executing people these days like they did at Waco.

Posted by: Methos-well Roy Moore may have lost but at least I won a moron cookbook at December 16, 2017 08:31 AM (XQvuQ)

188 Buc-ees billboards crack me up - one on I-20, I think, names the exit and says "Your Throne Awaits!!!"

Another I've seen says "Buc-ees, 40 miles - you can hold it!!!"

and I feel your pain slapweasel, been coughing most of the night the last 2 nights. Taking a lot of mucinex and sudafed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2017 08:31 AM (V2Yro)

189 "I've actually been looking at a build-it-yourself still. I figure when the shit hits the fan a moonshiner would have good opportunities for barter.
Posted by: Acme Explosives

good idea ... some preppers store up alcohol as a bartering item that doesn't go bad, and could always be turned to personal consumption.

I'm not foreseeing that bad of a world ahead ... mostly "they" seem to want to keep the order of things, but blend us into a multi-culti consumer nation, and kill off the patriotism.

The war for now is getting the Deep State in DC and Wall Street in prison, but so far we can't get them fired even when they get caught smashing evidence. But we are promised "The Report".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 16, 2017 08:34 AM (otAqJ)

190 In a galaxy far far away, Leia shot first

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybxweumq

"Tell Lord Vader we have a prisoner."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 16, 2017 08:34 AM (xDfWx)

191 If y'all are gonna brag about your ridiculously low gas prices, Imma gonna have to tell you it will be 65 and sunny here today.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2017 08:40 AM (EZebt)

192 Sheetz are pretty good stores. Fuel is always reasonable, and the food is actually edible amd the stores are clean.

I have seem them as far south as NC.

Good company.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 16, 2017 08:55 AM (wYseH)

193 Kum & Go !!! bought the Tshirt my first visit LOL
buuut QT is the bitch !!! Ichi Ban!!!

Posted by: Qmark at December 16, 2017 09:12 AM (STXdS)

194 Vic. You need tire slime. Green bottle. Use about half what it says

Posted by: Neverstop at December 16, 2017 09:15 AM (DYGWU)

195 "In its rush to claim the high ground in our roiling national conversation about harassment, the Democratic Party has implemented a zero-tolerance standard," Ramsey said. "For me, that means a vindictive, terminated employee's false allegations are enough for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) to decide not to support our promising campaign. We are in a national moment where rough justice stands in place of careful analysis, nuance and due process."

What goes around comes around, sugartits.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 16, 2017 10:26 AM (WbIyz)

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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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