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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/17/17)Quote I If God exists, he is the reason for all that is. If God exists, then he is life, which means fullness, excitement, and bliss. If God exists, he wants to redeem the world from the evil that destroys. Ulrich L. LehnerQuote II “Each new generation born is in effect an invasion of civilization by little barbarians, who must be civilized before it is too late.” Thomas Sowell Quote III “If we take down the safety glass. They're not changing their business model. They're not moving. What they will do is purchase firearms. I think that is a worse situation than what we have today." David Oh, City Councilman, Philadelphia, PA As I’ve previously noted, the Damond case presents a difficult situation for Minneapolis’ progressive rulers. It’s entirely fair to believe progressive political values rather than the law or concern for the rule of law and equal justice for all will decide the fate of Mohamed Noor. By that measure, the outcome is preordained: Damond’s death will be ruled a tragic accident, and Noor’s actions a reasonable response to her unfortunate actions. After all, it was Damond’s supposed slapping of the police car that would have made any police officer believe he was being ambushed, and he was justified in shooting the first person he saw, even if so doing required him to discharge his weapon, unexpectedly, in the face of another police officer. In short, any startled police officer can reasonably shoot at the first movement he sees in the dark, regardless of safety concerns or objective reality. It's Christmas you f*cking nitwits. It isn't Winter Celebration. According a copy of the guidelines obtained by Campus Reform, UMN’s College of Food, Agricultural, and Natural Resource Sciences (CFANS) encouraged its employees “to recognize holidays in ways that are respectful of the diversity of our community,” recommending a series of steps to take.The Left talks so much about democracy and majority rule. My opinion, the majority of the people would appreciate a wrapped gift this time of year instead of a Happy Winter Celebration greeting. ON THE LEFT, IT IS ALL HYSTERIA, ALL THE TIME I have been observing politics for a long time, and have never seen anything like the present moment. The Democrats have dialed the hysteria meter up to 12, and absolutely everything is a crisis. One type of faux crisis is particularly transparent. It is exemplified by the Left’s current fit over net neutrality, a policy that few understand and, I think, fewer still have much reason to care about. But leftists have figured out their messaging, as reflected in this absurd headline in today’s Minneapolis Star Tribune: Attraction Doesn’t Necessarily Exploit a Woman Speaking of breasts, you can’t pick up a magazine, turn on a website, or watch television without seeing boobs. They’re everywhere. From selfies to profile pics to advertisements—they’re on full display. Why do you think that is? It’s because a man is drawn to a woman’s feminine beauty, and a woman wants to lure him in with her most sexual traits. Subway is staring down at a menu of scary problems that’s way more than a foot long. The struggling sandwich chain has seen customer traffic plummet a whopping 25 percent over the past five years amid fierce price competition and a slew of scandals that have battered its image, The Post has learned. In a Nov. 30 memo to franchisees that revealed the stomach-churning drop, Subway’s owners promised $25 million to boost marketing this spring for the company’s 44,000 locations and to bring back a limited-time, $4.99 footlong sandwich promotion.The ONT's observations? Nearly $10 for a sammich with a teeny-weenie bag of chips and a thimble of soda is way too much. It would also help if the Sammich artists weren't tatted up and body pierced to no end with a shitty and/or condescending attitude. Like I said, just some observations. WASHINGTON — In the $600 billion annual Defense Department budgets, the $22 million spent on the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program was almost impossible to find. Which was how the Pentagon wanted it. For years, the program investigated reports of unidentified flying objects, according to Defense Department officials, interviews with program participants and records obtained by The New York Times. It was run by a military intelligence official, Luis Elizondo, on the fifth floor of the Pentagon’s C Ring, deep within the building’s maze. The Trump administration is prohibiting officials at the nation's top public health agency from using a list of seven words or phrases – including "fetus" and "transgender" – in any official documents being prepared for next year's budget. Policy analysts at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta were told of the list of forbidden words at a meeting Thursday with senior CDC officials who oversee the budget, according to an analyst who took part in the 90-minute briefing. The forbidden words are "vulnerable," "entitlement," "diversity," "transgender," "fetus," "evidence-based" and "science-based." ... "[C]ertain words" in the CDC's budget drafts were being sent back to the agency for correction. Three words that had been flagged in these drafts were "vulnerable," "entitlement" and "diversity." Once again, F*ck the NFL. GIANTS FINE CORNERBACK ELI APPLE FOR TWEETING DURING GAME: Apple was inactive for the game and not in uniform. However, tweeting from the sidelines, or in the immediate aftermath of games, is prohibited by the league. “I wasn’t confused. It was just a mistake by me,” Apple said Thursday. Apple hasn’t played in over a month as he’s been inactive for the Giants’ last four games. While the policy against tweeting is a league rule, the Giants fining him takes care of the matter and he won’t be fined by the league as well. Huh. I thought the NFL couldn’t enforce against inappropriate sideline behaviorObviously disrespecting the American flag and 50% of the country is not inappropriate. A West Virginia man says he was consumed with jealousy over his girlfriend’s occupation as a stripper, so he decided to solve the problem by torching her place of employment. Creio Bishop, 21, was arrested on Wednesday and charged with second-degree arson for allegedly setting fire to JB's Gentleman’s Club at 3330 US 60 in Huntington. According to a statement from the Office of the State Fire Marshal, the blaze ignited just after 3.30am on Wednesday, after which Bishop fled on foot from the scene - but he did not get far. Esme Hodge, from Bristol, England, was diagnosed with cerebral palsy and spastic diaplegia last year and until recently could only get around with the assistance of a wheelchair. But in September she traveled to the U.S. for an operation to fix her spine and last Sunday she took her very first steps. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Feelings. Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC., checking our lists twice to see who has been naughty or nice. Top 10 commenters: 1 [647 comments] 'garrett' [90.85 posts/day] 2 [579 comments] 'Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet' 3 [453 comments] 'Insomniac - Nobody in Particular' 4 [414 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor' 5 [362 comments] 'Grump928(C)' 6 [359 comments] 'Vic We Have No Party' 7 [352 comments] 'JackStraw' 8 [352 comments] 'Miklos Molnar' 9 [336 comments] 'rickb223' 10 [325 comments] 'Under Fire' Top 10 sockpuppeteers: 1 [268 names] 'Miklos Molnar' [37.63 unique names/day] 2 [48 names] 'Hands' 3 [46 names] 'Under Fire' 4 [36 names] 'andycanuck' 5 [36 names] 'bicentennialguy' 6 [36 names] 'Duncanthrax' 7 [33 names] 'Bertram Cabot, Jr.' 8 [32 names] 'Steve and Cold Bear' 9 [30 names] 'Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone' 10 [29 names] 'garrett Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 17, 2017 09:35 PM (zCyNd) 2
Yo
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:35 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 09:37 PM (pZlcw) 4
Esme Hodge, from Bristol, England, was diagnosed with cerebral palsy and spastic diaplegia last year and until recently could only get around with the assistance of a wheelchair. I'm surprised the NHS let her live this long. Doesn't she have an obligation to die and not use up public money? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 09:39 PM (pZlcw) 5
Okay, well, for those who followed, my Grandmom passed away in her sleep this Sunday morning.
I, my brother, and my wife and son (her only great-grandson) got to speak with her yesterday morning. She lived a long and blessed life, and did not have to die in a hospital. Another Moron said that when one's last grandparent dies, his childhood somewhat dies as well. That is very true. Never pass up a chance to say "I love you." Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:40 PM (GsAUU) 6
As promised, I did not make either Top 10 list, after making both last week.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:41 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 09:41 PM (pZlcw) 8
My condolences, logprof
Posted by: Aunt Luna at December 17, 2017 09:41 PM (Zd2ZF) Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 09:41 PM (fXuuQ) 10
Burn down a strip club and get arrested.
You will find out how many of your fellow inmates liked the place. And liked your girlfriend. Real quickly. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 09:42 PM (nZNJN) 11
It would also help if the Sammich artists weren't tatted up and body pierced to no end with a shitty and/or condescending attitude.
++++ I can tolerate tats and piercings. What I won't tolerate is the bad attitude, not if they want my continued business. Unfortunately, I am unable to apply the same standard to government employees. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 09:42 PM (FUu/Z) Posted by: JAS at December 17, 2017 09:43 PM (7JbXq) 13
Another worthy ONT! Thank'ee kindly, MisHum.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2017 09:43 PM (DMUuz) 14
I don't know who Pete Davidson is, but that Hillary tattoo he's so proud of sure was done by a talentless hack.
Posted by: artistic skill: 0 at December 17, 2017 09:43 PM (fR++8) 15
Now I am going to hide my shame.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 09:41 PM (fXuuQ) Lots of shame there. Don't send it by UPS. Posted by: Inspector General at December 17, 2017 09:43 PM (zCyNd) 16
Nice ONT. Thank you, MisHum!
How are all my Fellow Babies tonight? Christmas is one week away, hope Santa brings you something good! Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 09:43 PM (za7hD) 17
Hola amigos, donde estan las panochas ?
Posted by: 5/8 Mex at December 17, 2017 09:43 PM (A2GKJ) 18
Unfortunately, I am unable to apply the same standard to government employees. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 09:42 PM (FUu/Z) They know. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 09:43 PM (xsH39) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 09:45 PM (KdDCu) 20
I bet Peter Strzok has a much cooler Hillary tat.
Posted by: Miklos from arch support at December 17, 2017 09:45 PM (zCyNd) 21
647 comments, garret has been working on his Comments Gainz.
Still need to step it up to beat the record Sven set or even my less prolific posting numbers. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 09:45 PM (nZNJN) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 09:45 PM (pZlcw) 23
I love the seven forbidden words list. I'd like to add "fairness."
Posted by: Aunt Luna at December 17, 2017 09:45 PM (Zd2ZF) 24
>>>I can tolerate tats and piercings. What I won't tolerate is the bad attitude, not if they want my continued business
------ Seems it runs hand in hand Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2017 09:45 PM (3/sUh) 25
and to bring back a limited-time, $4.99 footlong sandwich promotion.
It's a lot to spend for bread. I'll go somewhere else if I want a sandwich. Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 09:47 PM (QTZZW) 26
Unfortunately, I am unable to apply the same standard to government employees.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 09:42 PM (FUu/Z) They know. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 09:43 PM (xsH39) --Ayup Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:47 PM (GsAUU) 27
Seven words banned? Quote George Carlin back to them.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 09:47 PM (nZNJN) 28
Word is that Gary Oldman is a lock for Best Actor Oscar for his role as Churchill in The Darkest Hour. Just saw it and agree. As a Churchill history buff, I loved it. It's a perfect dovetail to Nolan's Dunkirk.
I'm a fan of Guilermo del Toro's magical realism. The Shape of Water is one of his best. There are many good flicks this year, with more to come this Oscar season. Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 09:47 PM (pV/54) 29
I don't get why "fetus" should be a banned word. If the CDC needs to discuss the effects of disease on fetuses, what word should they be using?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 09:47 PM (pvjTE) 30
I don't know how you name changers do it.
Hell, I get tired of my own shit after five or six names. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 09:48 PM (KdDCu) 31
G'd evening, brethren and sistren.
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at December 17, 2017 09:48 PM (bCF6k) 32
foetus
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 09:48 PM (nZNJN) 33
Hillary has never, ever looked as good as that tattoo.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at December 17, 2017 09:48 PM (Zd2ZF) 34
My condolences to you and your family, logprof.
Posted by: Catwrangler at December 17, 2017 09:48 PM (tHmVm) 35
It would also help if the Sammich artists weren't tatted up and body pierced to no end with a shitty and/or condescending attitude.
Hey, it's a serious profession and calling. I just learned it this morning! Posted by: Sammich Technician, Grade One at December 17, 2017 09:49 PM (TYOIW) 36
foetus
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 09:48 PM (nZNJN) Latin is sexist and racist. Posted by: Unwise Latina at December 17, 2017 09:49 PM (zCyNd) 37
Erev tov lekholam!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 17, 2017 09:50 PM (e9G8E) 38
Fetus=transitioning person
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2017 09:50 PM (3/sUh) 39
Yeah, a guy with a tattoo of Hillary on his arm doesn't scream "fag". No, not at all.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 17, 2017 09:51 PM (O5Q3r) Posted by: Phoebe Buffay at December 17, 2017 09:52 PM (fR++8) 41
32 foetus
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 09:48 PM (nZNJN) ++++ That would mean the Brits won. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 09:52 PM (FUu/Z) 42
34 My condolences to you and your family, logprof.
Posted by: Catwrangler at December 17, 2017 09:48 PM (tHmVm) --Thank you. It sucks that her oldest grandson can't make it to her funeral. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:52 PM (GsAUU) 43
What a welcoming doorway.
Merry Christmas all you Horde of Humbugs. (just trying to get into the spirit of the season) HOHOHO Posted by: mindful webworker in a Santa hat at December 17, 2017 09:52 PM (NU2/k) 44
I don't know who Pete Davidson is, but that Hillary tattoo he's so proud of sure was done by a talentless hack. Posted by: artistic skill: 0 at December 17, 2017 09:43 PM (fR++ The biggest problem with tattoos is that so many of them are just horrifyingly bad, inked by hacks that can't draw for shit. I suspect that this is why those tribals are so popular: pretty much anyone can do them. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2017 09:52 PM (eXA4G) 45
Who's name is on the plaque on the wall behind the door and to the left? Does it say "The Horde"?
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 09:52 PM (za7hD) 46
If the CDC needs to discuss the effects of disease on fetuses, what word should they be using?
Ramifications of Disease on Profits from the Resale of Human Remains. Gets our bosses' attention every time. Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 17, 2017 09:52 PM (QTZZW) 47
14 I don't know who Pete Davidson is, but that Hillary tattoo he's so proud of sure was done by a talentless hack.
Posted by: artistic skill: 0 Wasn't he the guy who played Dr. Who after Tom Baker left? Isn't he a little old for SNL? Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2017 09:52 PM (XDXWO) 48
45 Who's name is on the plaque on the wall behind the door and to the left? Does it say "The Horde"? Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 09:52 PM (za7hD) Heh. Sure looks like it. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2017 09:53 PM (eXA4G) 49
Are you in there little fetus In nine months will you come greet us? ... I will buy you some Adidas When you get bigger you can tweet us. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 09:54 PM (IqV8l) 50
HOHOHO Posted by: mindful webworker in a Santa hat at December 17, 2017 09:52 PM (NU2/k) Shit. Watch out. He has a machine gun. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2017 09:54 PM (eXA4G) 51
Already brought me a few good things ALH.
Band trip to Nashville the weekend before Thanksgiving. My first time recording in a studio on Friday went pretty well. Finally got results back on written part of most recent certification exam. 100% on every section. Granted, it was no calculus final, but still... And **drum roll** Gary thought so highly of Friday's results he wants to record 6 more tunes and cut a cd. Posted by: teej at December 17, 2017 09:54 PM (5cCew) 52
"Each new generation born is in effect an invasion of civilization by little barbarians, who must be civilized before it is too late." Thomas Sowell
The first time Pookette could reach a plastic knife, she stabbed someone with it. We used to call her Baby Thor because she would smash her sippy cup to the floor and expect us to get another. But now, due to a civilizing influence (Mommy stays home), she is as sweet as can be and when she sits down at a restaurant, she hands her knife off to the nearest adult and says, "Here you go! I'm not s'posed ta have this." Posted by: pookysgirl at December 17, 2017 09:55 PM (XKZwp) 53
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:40
So sorry for your loss, logprof. May her memory be eternal. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2017 09:55 PM (jfuOT) 54
45 Who's name is on the plaque on the wall behind the door and to the left? Does it say "The Horde"?
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 09:52 PM (za7hD) --Whose, not who's. /grammar nazi Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:55 PM (GsAUU) 55
So sorry to hear that, Logprof.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 09:56 PM (xJa6I) 56
That's wonderful, teej! Is any of your work available on Amazon?
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 09:56 PM (za7hD) Posted by: Hands at December 17, 2017 09:56 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 09:56 PM (za7hD) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 09:56 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: Ladyl at December 17, 2017 09:57 PM (TdMsT) 61
Sympathies to logprof
Posted by: tu3031 at December 17, 2017 09:58 PM (O5Q3r) 62
What a substantial ONT, MisHum! Thank you!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 17, 2017 09:58 PM (TdMsT) 63
Thanks for keeping me straight, logproof. You did better than autocorrect!
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 09:58 PM (za7hD) 64
Condolences Logprof. Sorry for your loss.
I have a 99 year old Grandmother who's doing very poorly right now health wise. My Mom and Aunt are taking care of her the best they can. She still alive though and at 99 thats a win. Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2017 09:58 PM (XDXWO) 65
Gentleman's Club
heh. Posted by: Hands at December 17, 2017 09:59 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 09:59 PM (nZNJN) 67
My condolences logprof. God bless you and your family.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 17, 2017 10:00 PM (tnRJU) 68
she hands her knife off to the nearest adult and says, "Here you go! I'm not s'posed ta have this."
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 17, 2017 09:55 PM (XKZwp) Bluebell should get a special chuckle out of that. Posted by: Unwise Miklos at December 17, 2017 10:00 PM (zCyNd) 69
53 Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:40
So sorry for your loss, logprof. May her memory be eternal. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2017 09:55 PM (jfuOT) --She raised six children, and so many of them and their own children visited her in her last days, so I'm at least consoled that she was hardly alone. My brother and I shared a lot of memories of Christmases at her house. I wish my son had seen her more. The last time he met her he was just 1 year old. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:00 PM (GsAUU) 70
Is that a painting of a dream catcher on the wall? I suppose it only catches 2-dimensional dreams.
Posted by: Hands at December 17, 2017 10:00 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 17, 2017 10:01 PM (IcT7t) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 10:01 PM (xJa6I) 73
Getting ready to put my Winter Celebration decorations out on the lawn. This year I've got a Clown, a ghey couple raising a baby (light up!) and a giant tampon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2017 10:01 PM (zmvwV) 74
my condolences to you logprof!
Posted by: donna &&&&&&v posting on her white pjone at December 17, 2017 10:02 PM (USxUD) 75
someone on the last thread asked how i was. The answer is complex. I have a sick mom, dad trying to care for her and losing his damn mind, his cat is dying and i cant help anything over there just try to help. Meanwhile mom continues to lie to me about just about everything and scream at me on the phone like she is unhinged. Usually the thing shes yelling about is imaginary or entirely wrong.
my health is slowly recovering but i admit i am moving slow and its damn depressing to be 47 and have a stroke recovery on top of everything else with my injuries. i hate my damn life, my cats and horses are my only consolation. Even Grimm is being difficult because hes been so stressed over my health hes not been looking after himself. AUGH. meanwhile i had a Very Bad thing happen to my electrical, and we are having to fix it. we started on tues, thought we would be done by Thurs, and its is a shitshow of epic proportions. Flooded conduit with live wires and no less than five junction boxes under the area i use as a little turf pasture... all installed by a crazy person. Its going to be fixed but the poor contractor is still here. I shit you not. but hes a good honest man and saved me from a fire or an electrocution this week. this debacle is spendy. Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 17, 2017 10:02 PM (9G8jN) 76
Sorry for your loss logprof.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 17, 2017 10:02 PM (mMeIQ) 77
Why not a tattoo of Hillary Clinton on your arm?
Imagine having to explain that all the time in a few years. She's a pop culture figure. When he gets sunburned, though, he can say it's Liz Warren. Posted by: t-bird, now regretting that Ross Perot tattoo at December 17, 2017 10:03 PM (TUE05) 78
63 Thanks for keeping me straight, logproof. You did better than autocorrect!
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 09:58 PM (za7hD) --Honestly, I tapped my head to think of when "who's" would actually be used. Pretty rarely. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:03 PM (GsAUU) 79
She raised six children There's a successful life. My mom raised six and didn't murder any of us. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 10:03 PM (fjxxT) 80
--Honestly, I tapped my head to think of when "who's" would actually be used.
Pretty rarely. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:03 PM (GsAUU) Well, I don't mean to brag, but I actually used it. Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 10:04 PM (za7hD) 81
Have news for tonight's ONT.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 08:10 PM (eMKNe) An-ti-ci-payayshun... Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at December 17, 2017 10:04 PM (zCyNd) 82
59 Hey everybody.
Have news for later tonight... Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 09:56 PM (eMKNe) What what WHAT??? Posted by: Ladyl at December 17, 2017 10:04 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 10:05 PM (TUE05) 84
Logprof and i am so very sorry. my heart is with you.
Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 17, 2017 10:05 PM (9G8jN) 85
80 --Honestly, I tapped my head to think of when "who's" would actually be used.
Pretty rarely. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:03 PM (GsAUU) Well, I don't mean to brag, but I actually used it. Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 10:04 PM (za7hD) --Yeah, improperly. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:05 PM (GsAUU) 86
logprof. My sincere condolences. I'm so glad you at least got to talk with her. Thanks to the Horde I'm starting to pray again.
Great ONT Mis Hum, thanks much. Three more days until Cookbook arrival Posted by: Winston at December 17, 2017 10:05 PM (XlcO7) Posted by: ibguy at December 17, 2017 10:05 PM (vUcdz) 88
Only thing out there right now is one of the tunes we did Friday.
Gary's daughter posted it on facebook. He told me late this morning it had 2000 listens in the first 20 hours. I have sent both tunes in mp3 format to a few people. So far I have a like, an impressive and a fantastic as far as replies. If you want em give me an addy. I'll shoot em to ya. Really want to get em to grammie. Posted by: teej at December 17, 2017 10:07 PM (5cCew) Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 10:07 PM (za7hD) 90
She raised six children
There's a successful life. My mom raised six and didn't murder any of us. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 10:03 PM (fjxxT) --Which is why she never lacked for visitors the last few years of her life. Ladies, put children before career. You will probably outlive your husbands, and promotions don't visit you in the nursing home. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:07 PM (GsAUU) 91
Doctor Who's from Gallifrey.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 10:07 PM (IqV8l) 92
Honestly, I tapped my head to think of when "who's" would actually be used.
Pretty rarely. We used it rarely too. Posted by: Abbott and Costello at December 17, 2017 10:08 PM (fR++8) 93
Logprof: So very sorry for your loss.
Subway: If only they could slice bacon a Posted by: JQ at December 17, 2017 10:08 PM (yD/Pf) 94
Yikes Gushka!
Stay safe, keep mending you've beat back cr@p before, hope things with your parents improve markedly, and tell Grimm to budget some time for personal maintenance. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:08 PM (nZNJN) 95
Big problem with Subway is that their stores smell bad. Like a hospital kitchen. Not a nice, food-like smell, but the smell of steam and detergent. Every one I have ever been in is like that. Their sammiches are OK, but I have to get beyond the smell to order one. So Subway, for me, is the fast-food vendor of last resort.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 10:08 PM (oPNmq) 96
Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 17, 2017 10:02 PM (9G8jN) Hopes that you get through this valley to sunnier uplands. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 10:08 PM (xsH39) 97
teej you can reach me a amy30655 at the g mail thingy.
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 10:08 PM (za7hD) 98
We used it rarely too.
Posted by: Abbott and Costello at December 17, 2017 10:08 PM (fR++ But first, second, and third. Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at December 17, 2017 10:08 PM (zCyNd) 99
In its determination to secure a nuclear deal with Iran, the Obama administration derailed an ambitious law enforcement campaign targeting drug trafficking by the Iranian-backed terrorist group Hezbollah, even as it was funneling cocaine into the United States, according to a POLITICO investigation
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 17, 2017 10:09 PM (e8kgV) 100
>>>41, 32 foetus
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 09:48 PM (nZNJN) ++++ That would mean the Brits won. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 09:52 PM (FUu/Z) ***** The brits didn't win! That's juſt tradtional American ſpelling... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 17, 2017 10:09 PM (e9G8E) 101
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Knock, knock... Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 10:05 PM (TUE05) Who's there? Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 10:07 PM (za7hD) --LMAO Must view: https://youtu.be/je-M675ZTK4 Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:09 PM (GsAUU) 102
Never pass up a chance to say "I love you."
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:40 PM (GsAUU) Condolences from me as well. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 10:09 PM (oPNmq) 103
29 I don't get why "fetus" should be a banned word. If the CDC needs to discuss the effects of disease on fetuses, what word should they be using?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 09:47 PM (pvjTE) /sigh... Its not banned in the entire CDC... only in budget Documents... So you use Prenatal Care... or Diseases before Birth... if you want specific funding. Because calling a Baby a Fetus, dehumanizes it... Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2017 10:09 PM (NgKpN) 104
Who's askin'?
Posted by: The last legal Speakeasy at December 17, 2017 10:10 PM (zCyNd) 105
Also sorry for your loss, Logprof - I have a father in law who is 94 and getting very frail, wife wants to go see him on Christmas. We are well aware that each time we see him could be the last.
I've found it's more peaceful not to worry about who comes to a funeral and who doesn't. Funerals are for the living, not the dead, and those who miss out on their one chance to say goodbye like that will always regret that they did. But that's on them, and not on anyone else. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2017 10:10 PM (V2Yro) 106
Gushka.......my prayers to you. May you heal, your family calm and stabilize and your electric electrify
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 17, 2017 10:10 PM (mMeIQ) 107
Gushka--prayers for healing and for he resolution of problems.
"For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." Jeremiah 29:11 Posted by: Ladyl at December 17, 2017 10:11 PM (TdMsT) 108
In Maine, all the Subway is branded "Italianway"...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 17, 2017 10:11 PM (e9G8E) 109
I like Subway for an inexpensive grinder.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2017 10:11 PM (WbIyz) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 10:11 PM (IqV8l) 111
Thanks Mark.
And add my condolences to the list. Most my mom's mom a long time ago and to this day she is still my all time favorite person I've had in my life. Always humming a hymm. Posted by: teej at December 17, 2017 10:11 PM (5cCew) 112
Why does Chris Collingsworth keep talking about connective tissue?
Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2017 10:11 PM (dkHoZ) 113
"Who is this man?"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:11 PM (nZNJN) 114
My condolences, logprof.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:13 PM (NWiLs) 115
He played General Burkhalter
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 10:11 PM (IqV8l) Not the Eastern Front!! Posted by: The last legal Molnar at December 17, 2017 10:13 PM (zCyNd) 116
You will probably outlive your husbands, Q: Why do husbands die before their wives? A: They want to. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 10:13 PM (fjxxT) 117
In Pennsyltucky, Subway is branded "Hoagieway"...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 17, 2017 10:14 PM (e9G8E) 118
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at December 17, 2017 10:14 PM (5cCew) 119
Music that should be played as Rian Johnson is fed to the Great and Mighty Saarlac
https://youtu.be/pWOTg3LYFNI Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:14 PM (nZNJN) Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:15 PM (GsAUU) 121
Harry Reid is responsible for the Pentagon UFO program. He's a Mormon, so maybe he wants to find Kolob, but the article also suggests a favor done to a contractor friend of his.
Posted by: Bear phone at December 17, 2017 10:15 PM (+mfcd) Posted by: ibguy at December 17, 2017 10:16 PM (vUcdz) 123
Where I live, Subway is branded "Ubsway".
Posted by: Iklosnay Olnarway at December 17, 2017 10:16 PM (zCyNd) 124
67 My condolences logprof. God bless you and your family.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 17, 2017 10:00 PM (tnRJU) --Uh, thanks. But you ain't gettin' any from me. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:16 PM (GsAUU) 125
Never pass up a chance to say "I love you."
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:40 So sorry for your loss logprof. Indeed, good advice. I was born w/ 4 grandparents and 4 grt grandparents. My last grandma died in 2010 when I was 55. Was lucky to have so many for so long. Makes Chistmas a sad time to a degree, miss all those that have left us. Hope you and you family can treasure the time you had w/ her and you son will remember her throughout his life. Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 17, 2017 10:16 PM (yJ1e6) 126
Subway - too many menu options? Seems to overwhelm the (lowercase) morons trying to decide what to order, as well as the tatted-up help.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 17, 2017 10:16 PM (JyFLk) 127
Be respectful of cultures and their customs and the holidays the celebrate. Except for Christians. Fuck them and refuse to acknowledge their religion or customs.
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2017 10:17 PM (lKs2v) 128
Geez. I want to say that I was shocked at the proposed bill in Philadelphia that would remove bullet proof glass in those small stores. Of course, I'm not.
The real question is why any businesses are left in those areas. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 10:20 PM (+lVUW) 129
Condolences, logprof.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 10:20 PM (+lVUW) 130
It's because a man is drawn to a woman's feminine beauty, and a woman wants to lure him in with her most sexual traits.
I'd walk a mile for a camel. Posted by: Lucky S at December 17, 2017 10:20 PM (nS+hx) 131
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You will probably outlive your husbands, Q: Why do husbands die before their wives? A: They want to. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 10:13 PM (fjxxT) Or "to get away." Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:20 PM (NWiLs) 132
qdpsteve finished up your script? Or still reading and writing?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:20 PM (nZNJN) 133
97 Miklos
Oh, I don't know.... Posted by: ibguy at December 17, 2017 10:16 PM (vUcdz) 97? Oh- 97 bottles for Miklos on the wall 97 bottles for me.. Posted by: Iklosnay Olnarway at December 17, 2017 10:20 PM (zCyNd) 134
So will the liberals at the CDC replace "fetus" with " clump of cells"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 10:21 PM (+lVUW) 135
--Honestly, I tapped my head to think of when "who's" would actually be used.
Pretty rarely. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:03 PM (GsAUU) ++++ Hey guys, who's going to the sock hop tonight? Posted by: Archie at December 17, 2017 10:21 PM (pvjTE) 136
The ONT guesses the United States of America health care system isn't so bad after all.
****** We're not done with it yet... Posted by: Congress at December 17, 2017 10:21 PM (h1jJh) 137
126 Subway - too many menu options? Seems to overwhelm the (lowercase) morons trying to decide what to order, as well as the tatted-up help.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 17, 2017 10:16 PM (JyFLk) Their pricing became directly proportional to their mediocrity. They used to be all right for a low price, but not any more. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:22 PM (NWiLs) 138
nerdygirl
That would be one easy way to spot them, for being too bog stupid to actually think of anything except their jargonistic buzz-words. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:22 PM (nZNJN) 139
Hey guys, who's going to the sock hop tonight?
Posted by: Archie at December 17, 2017 10:21 PM (pvjTE) Not me. But I don't go out anywhere other than out of sheer necessity. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:24 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: beavis at December 17, 2017 10:24 PM (qGuLD) 141
128 Geez. I want to say that I was shocked at the proposed bill in Philadelphia that would remove bullet proof glass in those small stores. Of course, I'm not.
The real question is why any businesses are left in those areas. Posted by: nerdygirl I was told the other day it was because Asians own these stores. Apparently those super woke inner city folks who vote for the totally not racist Dems are not too fond of them thar Asian people owning stores in THERE ghetto,,,,,,er,,,,,,neighborhood. But Trump and his supporters are RACIST, YO!! Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2017 10:24 PM (XDXWO) 142
Never pass up a chance to say "I love you."
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:40 PM (GsAUU) ==== May her memory be a blessing. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 17, 2017 10:24 PM (EZebt) 143
Thank you to all the creators and actors of Trailer Park Boys, for helping me escape the absurdity of everyday life. . . .
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:24 PM (GsAUU) 144
Geez. I want to say that I was shocked at the proposed bill in Philadelphia that would remove bullet proof glass in those small stores. Of course, I'm not. The real question is why any businesses are left in those areas. Posted by: nerdygirl Not just proposed. Passed. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 10:24 PM (IqV8l) 145
Good evening everyone.
For the nightcrawlers, just a quick announcement. Just in time for holiday gift giving. For that uncle who spends way too much time in the bathroom every morning. For the know-it-all teenager who thinks they know a couple of big words. For the pun aficionado among your friends. For your boss who doesn't need another necktie. Muldoon's Library of Limericks Vol. ! is now available for purchase in paperback form, Kindle version coming in 2-3 days. Over 250 limericks from the fertile* mind of Seamus Muldoon. But don't buy it for your lib sister-in-law, rather encourage her to spend her own money on it. Use Ace's Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1981167811/?tag=aoshq-20 *fertile = full of B.S. Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2017 10:24 PM (wPiJc) 146
Sir, to whomst it may concern...
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2017 10:25 PM (rnAwa) Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 10:25 PM (TUE05) 148
My doctor colleagues on FB went apeshit ballistic over the "banned words." Trump himself, that fascist dictator, made the decree from his golden throne on high in the Oval Office. Even though I pointed out that it was an unnamed source, no published list of words, no author of said list, and no rationale for the list. Literally someone tweeted that a list of banned words was talked about in a CDC meeting and the WaPo spun it into 1000 words of fascist draconian crap handed down from the "Trump Administration" Now it turns out that it was exactly that. Some middle manager in the CDC discussed not using certain words in the budget request because it might offend the science hating Trump people when they craft the budget. Wasn't Trump, wasn't the HHS secretary, wasn't the CDC director. Just some mid-level career lackey, creates 2 days of fake news outrage fuckery.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2017 10:26 PM (BoMuO) 149
Could you close the damn door? whaddaya trying to do, heat the neighborhood?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 10:26 PM (vChNs) 150
Bet the store owners sell and move to the suburbs.
Then the inner city areas will truly be food deserts. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:27 PM (nZNJN) 151
*fertile = full of B.S.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2017 10:24 PM (wPiJc) I thought you have at least an M.S. Posted by: Miklos promoses to use clean socks starting Monday at December 17, 2017 10:27 PM (zCyNd) 152
Geez. I want to say that I was shocked at the
proposed bill in Philadelphia that would remove bullet proof glass in those small stores. Of course, I'm not. The real question is why any businesses are left in those areas. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 10:20 PM (+lVUW) You have to read between the lines in that story. These small stores are apparently called "beer delis", and are licensed as restaurants, even though they sell little or no meals. They sell single cans/bottles of beer, and shots of liquor to go, and supposedly also loose cigarettes to minors. One would think if they really were selling smokes to minors, it would be easy to prove, and shut them down for it, but hysterical counciltwats got to hysteriate, I guess. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 10:28 PM (oPNmq) 153
Bet the store owners sell and move to the suburbs.
Then the inner city areas will truly be food deserts. Where can a man get his 40s? Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2017 10:28 PM (WbIyz) 154
150 Bet the store owners sell and move to the suburbs.
Then the inner city areas will truly be food deserts. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:27 PM (nZNJN) They shit their bed, let them lie in it. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:28 PM (NWiLs) 155
Speaking of armoured glaſs, the local Kennedy Fried Chicken is open again, but they're not ſelling cigarettes or lottery tickets now...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 17, 2017 10:29 PM (e9G8E) Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2017 10:29 PM (WbIyz) 157
131; most husbands married wrong. their problem.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2017 10:29 PM (KP5rU) 158
Sound of Music on ABC. I thought this the corniest thing when I was young, but appreciate it now.
Who couldn't love Julie Andrews. Perfect four octave soprano, could sing so high only dogs could here. But how could Christopher Plummer be a Captain in the Austrian navy -- it's landlocked. Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 10:30 PM (pV/54) 159
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Gushka, you are much beloved here. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:15 PM (GsAUU) Never pass up a chance to say "I love you." Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:40 i love you too. (((((((logprof))))))))you guys are all great... but the other night you nailed the reason why i was heartbroken. i could not believe how neatly you put your finger on it. and you are right never miss a change to tell someone you live them. Tomorrow is not promised. Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 17, 2017 10:30 PM (9G8jN) 160
Yep, all those unexpected consequences
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:30 PM (nZNJN) 161
Geez. I want to say that I was shocked at the proposed bill in Philadelphia that would remove bullet proof glass in those small stores. Of course, I'm not.
The real question is why any businesses are left in those areas. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 10:20 PM What is the reasoning behind this? Posted by: otho at December 17, 2017 10:30 PM (qGuLD) 162
The Austro-Hungarian empire did have a navy
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:31 PM (nZNJN) 163
Geez. I want to say that I was shocked at the proposed bill in Philadelphia that would remove bullet proof glass in those small stores.
In line with SEC regulations, we anticipate a profit warning. Conf call Monday. Posted by: Valu-Rite Brands, (Pennsylvania) Ltd. at December 17, 2017 10:31 PM (zCyNd) 164
https://youtu.be/d3gEZEOPwwM
LMAO, I have no idea why Canadians like chicken chips and ketchup chips so much. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:31 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 10:32 PM (IqV8l) 166
103 29 I don't get why "fetus" should be a banned word. If the CDC needs to discuss the effects of disease on fetuses, what word should they be using?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 09:47 PM (pvjTE) /sigh... Its not banned in the entire CDC... only in budget Documents... So you use Prenatal Care... or Diseases before Birth... if you want specific funding. Because calling a Baby a Fetus, dehumanizes it... Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2017 10:09 PM (NgKpN) ++++ Well, first I sigh back at you. Then I ask you, you have heard of the Zika virus, right? I would think that a disease like that, that infects the fetus, and then causes horrendous birth defects might be something that *should* come up in budgetary documents. I sincerely hope the CDC is making efforts to stop the spread, treat the disease, come up with ways to reduce the effects, etc. And, fuck no, calling an *unborn* baby a fetus does not dehumanize it. It is a medical term for an unborn baby. Aborting a fetus dehumanizes it, so if you must ban words, ban that one. Coming up with stupid new phrases to replace perfectly good words is the way of the left. If the CDC wants to budget money to treat the effects of Zika on fetuses, there is no reason they should use some retarded different phrase to take the place of the word fetus. Posted by: Archie at December 17, 2017 10:32 PM (FUu/Z) 167
My deepest sympathies logprof.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2017 10:32 PM (tr2D7) 168
I have a 99 year old Grandmother who's doing very poorly right now health wise. My Mom and Aunt are taking care of her the best they can. She still alive though and at 99 thats a win.
Posted by: Puddleglum Have they considered Hospice? My father was almost 98 when he died. He became weak and the doctor suggested Hospice. He qualified based on his advanced age. They help with caring for her. They'll make a few visits a week, then when it becomes apparent that the end is imminent they will come out. With Hospice's help father stayed at home to the end. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 10:32 PM (+lVUW) 169
Who's bitch dis?
Posted by: SubterraneanJT at December 17, 2017 10:33 PM (ZAWbU) 170
But how could Christopher Plummer be a Captain in the Austrian navy -- it's landlocked.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 10:30 PM (pV/54) I think both Switzerland and Austria have Alpine lakes shared with Italy, so they need "naval" forces to do border patrol. The Swiss Navy once captured a submarine being used by smugglers to bring Italian sausages into Switzerland. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 10:34 PM (oPNmq) 171
i love you too. (((((((logprof))))))))you guys are all great... but the other night you nailed the reason why i was heartbroken. i could not believe how neatly you put your finger on it.
and you are right never miss a change to tell someone you live them. Tomorrow is not promised. Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 17, 2017 10:30 PM (9G8jN) --You are awesome. What a great collection of 'rons and 'ettes we have here. I'm in a dark place, but I know there is light. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:35 PM (GsAUU) 172
/sock hop sock
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 10:35 PM (pvjTE) 173
But how could Christopher Plummer be a Captain in the Austrian navy -- it's landlocked.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 10:30 PM (pV/54) The actual guy was a hero submarine commander of the Austro-Hungarian Navy of WWI-when the Hapsburgs had a coastline (Triest, Slovenia, Croatia). He sank ships! As a freaking Austrian! From a submarine! Oddly, he was also an Italian citizen, which is how the family got out. Posted by: Miklos von Horthy-Molnar at December 17, 2017 10:36 PM (zCyNd) 174
>> My doctor colleagues on FB went apeshit ballistic over the "banned words."
Being unsourced maybe another canary trap. Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2017 10:36 PM (Eu5eZ) 175
170 But how could Christopher Plummer be a Captain in the Austrian navy -- it's landlocked.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 10:30 PM (pV/54) I think both Switzerland and Austria have Alpine lakes shared with Italy, so they need "naval" forces to do border patrol. The Swiss Navy once captured a submarine being used by smugglers to bring Italian sausages into Switzerland. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 10:34 PM (oPNmq) --Austria-Hungary had access to the Adriatic littoral. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:37 PM (GsAUU) 176
You will probably outlive your husbands,
Q: Why do husbands die before their wives? A: They want to. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 10:13 PM (fjxxT) --- go on, take the easy way out Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 10:37 PM (vChNs) 177
But how could Christopher Plummer be a Captain in the Austrian navy -- it's landlocked.
Posted by: Ignoramus The Danube needs protecting? Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2017 10:37 PM (XDXWO) 178
Geez. I want to say that I was shocked at the proposed bill in
Philadelphia that would remove bullet proof glass in those small stores. Don't worry. As soon as the first store clerk gets blown away, I'm sure the local city councilperson will be holding a press conference in front of the place complaining about the po-lice not fighting crime in the "community". Posted by: tu3031 at December 17, 2017 10:37 PM (O5Q3r) 179
*falls over*
Many people involved in this need intervention or therapy; starting with the song writer, then the singer, and finally after the software developers are dealt with the person who put this all together. This is NSFW. https://youtu.be/WX1iBZ1qozU Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:37 PM (nZNJN) 180
170 But how could Christopher Plummer be a Captain in the Austrian navy -- it's landlocked.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 10:30 PM (pV/54) I think both Switzerland and Austria have Alpine lakes shared with Italy, so they need "naval" forces to do border patrol. The Swiss Navy once captured a submarine being used by smugglers to bring Italian sausages into Switzerland. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 10:34 PM (oPNmq) Pre-WW2, Austria had a Med port down Italy way (Tyrol?). it lost them after the war but the Austro-Hungarian empire did have a navy at one point. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 10:38 PM (xJa6I) 181
a submarine being used by smugglers to bring Italian sausages into Switzerland.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 10:34 PM (oPNmq) I'll bet Paolo has some stories about that one. Posted by: Miklos von Molnar-Molnar at December 17, 2017 10:38 PM (zCyNd) 182
They sell single cans/bottles of beer, and shots of liquor to go, and supposedly also loose cigarettes to minors.
------------ Great concept. They just need to add departments for undershirts and Hot Pockets. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2017 10:39 PM (zmvwV) 183
My doctor colleagues on FB went apeshit ballistic over the "banned words."
We talking about undocumented migrants? Posted by: AP at December 17, 2017 10:39 PM (dEefA) 184
What is the reasoning behind this?
Posted by: otho at December 17, 2017 10:30 PM (qGuLD) The "reasoning" such as it is, is to use the glass ban as a lever to force these stores out of business, since they are viewed as "preying upon" the "disadvantaged" ghetto birds by selling them single instances of beer, liquor, and tobacco. Undoubtedly at a higher per-unit price than WalMart. And the city cannot simply go and outright shut them down, because they are legally licensed as "delis", and supposedly have food on offer. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 10:39 PM (oPNmq) 185
I was born w/ 4 grandparents and 4 grt grandparents. My last grandma died in 2010 when I was 55. Was lucky to have so many for so long.
--- @ 29.23 years old I still have 2 parents 80-ish and an older sister. So long as they're here I figger it ain't my turn yet. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 10:39 PM (vChNs) 186
Instead of torpedo tubes they had sausage tubes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 10:39 PM (IqV8l) 187
logprof, Condolences on your loss.
Gushka, sorry to hear about your health issues. Whenever I start to hate the hand I have been dealt, I always try to remember that there are folks in MUCH worse shape than me. That's not to say that some days I just sit right down and have myself a doozie of a Pity Party, because sometimes that's just what a girl needs.... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 17, 2017 10:39 PM (uDcBt) 188
Those Italian smugglers, slipping Switzerland the old kielbasa, eh?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2017 10:39 PM (wPiJc) 189
Wish me well tomorrow. I'm called for jury duty. I think this is the 5th time since
I've here since 1980. Conversely my wife has been called once. I don't mind serving but it's not the most convenient time right before Christmas and w/ a lot of work stuff on the agenda. Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 17, 2017 10:40 PM (yJ1e6) 190
As opposed to those drug smugglers trying to use a homemade submersible to smuggle 3,200lbs of drugs into the US recently?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:40 PM (nZNJN) 191
I had a choice, - either make the top ten hall of shame at AOSHQ or burn down my girlfriend's place of employment. Thank God I chose to burn another thousand stuffing g-strings.
Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2017 10:41 PM (A1FgP) 192
157 131; most husbands married wrong. their problem.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2017 10:29 PM (KP5rU) I get tired of hearing that, as it's rarely apparent until it's too late. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:41 PM (NWiLs) 193
Those Italian smugglers, slipping Switzerland the old kielbasa, eh?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2017 10:39 PM (wPiJc) Ist kein frage fur sie!!! Posted by: Swiss Widow Ladies at December 17, 2017 10:41 PM (zCyNd) 194
The sausage smugglers stowed the contraband wieners in the aft torpedo tubes, but not in the fore-end of the sub. Seems the prices were such that it was hard for them to make both ends meat.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2017 10:42 PM (wPiJc) 195
168: They have that taken care of. Somebody does come out once or twice a week.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2017 10:42 PM (XDXWO) 196
My last grandma died in 2010 when I was 55.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 17, 2017 10:16 PM (yJ1e6) --You beat me by a decade. And I was lucky, because my dad was my grandmom's firstborn, and he was 18 when I was born (I was his firstborn). Still, I at least had a couple of great-grandparents, but she was my son's onlly. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:43 PM (GsAUU) 197
Posted by: Archie at December 17, 2017 10:32 PM (FUu/Z)
Well... sorry... seems like you have a problem with differing opinions... And Yes, calling it a Fetus is right out of the Planned Parenthood Playbook... I understand the power of language... because I've seen the left using it for years... and I choose to fight back. We are in a War with the Left... and if they have a tactic that is working? I certainly won't dismiss it. Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2017 10:43 PM (NgKpN) 198
Seems the prices were such that it was hard for them to make both ends meat.
Posted by: Muldoon ---- Oh my. . . Muldoon, that's punny! Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2017 10:43 PM (tr2D7) 199
Gushka, Hex is rubbing against my phone and purring, so I think he's trying to comfort you.
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 17, 2017 10:44 PM (XKZwp) 200
Muldoon, true unless they were using a rubber boat for their sausage.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:44 PM (nZNJN) 201
I'm back. Okay, time to share my news.
I'm finally wrapping up on proofing my script. I hope to have it ready to send out to everyone on either Thursday or Friday night, 12/21 or 12/22. Anyone who's interested in reading it and providing feedback, please let me know. Here's who's on my feedback list already: - Infidel - TJM - Anna Puma - Shopgirl - shibumi - logprof Also, maybe zombie, but I'm not sure I have her address. I could be wrong but MisHum and Insomniac, I believe you both expressed interest as well. Ace, if you're out there, I'd love to send you a copy too, if you'd like one. Anyone who'd like to receive a PDF to read of it, please send me an email at QDPSJL at the gmail thingy, and I'll be happy to send it out ASAP. Again, I really look forward to everyone's thoughts, particularly if you think my idea and/or script would be worth spending $15 to see the flick in a theater, or even just worth the time to cue it up on Netflix. Consider this my Christmas gift to the Horde, and thanks to everyone for waiting so long. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:44 PM (eMKNe) 202
"He sank ships! As a freaking Austrian! From a submarine!"
Thanks. A rational explanation for why the Nazis wanted him. Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 10:44 PM (pV/54) 203
That's not to say that some days I just sit right
down and have myself a doozie of a Pity Party, because sometimes that's just what a girl needs.... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 17, 2017 10:39 PM (uDcBt) considering the circumstances your pity party is LEGIT. Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 17, 2017 10:44 PM (9G8jN) 204
FUN FACT: One Sopressatta-class submarine has more sammich firepower than was expended in the entire War of the Spanish Succession.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2017 10:45 PM (zmvwV) 205
The sausage smugglers stowed the contraband wieners in the aft torpedo tubes, but not in the fore-end of the sub. Seems the prices were such that it was hard for them to make both ends meat.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2017 10:42 PM (wPiJc) Your analysis is in agreement with Prof. Dr. Oscar Meyer. Posted by: Torpedo Capt. Braunschweiger at December 17, 2017 10:45 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:46 PM (eMKNe) 207
179 *falls over*
Many people involved in this need intervention or therapy; starting with the song writer, then the singer, and finally after the software developers are dealt with the person who put this all together. This is NSFW. https://youtu.be/WX1iBZ1qozU Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:37 PM (nZNJN) Somebody likes Overwatch a little too much. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:46 PM (NWiLs) 208
Q: Why do husbands die before their wives?
A: They want to. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 10:13 PM (fjxxT) Or "to get away." Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular Classic Alan King bit on wives surviving their husbands. The end is the funniest part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PypsMk_0QxY Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 10:46 PM (+lVUW) 209
Pre-WW2, Austria had a Med port down Italy way (Tyrol?). it lost them after the war but the Austro-Hungarian empire did have a navy at one point.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 10:38 PM (xJa6I) Yeah.... most people don't know that Napoleon got his start fighting Austrians, in Italy... mainly to control the passes through the Mountains, but also to control the Med Ports.... Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2017 10:46 PM (NgKpN) 210
186 Instead of torpedo tubes they had sausage tubes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 10:39 PM (IqV8l) --- Run Silent, Run Deli Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 10:47 PM (vChNs) 211
Many people involved in this need intervention or therapy; starting with
the song writer, then the singer, and finally after the software developers are dealt with the person who put this all together. This is NSFW. Sounds like the end of just about every relationship I've had, set to music. And somebody spent way too much animating the mammalian protuberances. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 17, 2017 10:47 PM (IcT7t) 212
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Gushka, Hex is rubbing against my phone and purring, so I think he's trying to comfort you. Posted by: pookysgirl at December 17, 2017 10:44 PM (XKZwp) draw a spiral on Hex's little head for me, between his ear as tell him Aunt Gushie is sending him a Swirly Hairdo. Never met a cat that didnt like a swirly hairdo. I never met a happy cat that didnt make me smile Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 17, 2017 10:47 PM (9G8jN) 213
John Belushi as the Samurai Submarine Deli commander
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:47 PM (nZNJN) 214
When I visited Vienna in '07, I went to the War Museum.
There I learnt of the Battle of Lissa, the last major one between wooden ships. Yep, The Dual Monarchy had a navy (though I'm too lazy too look up whether the Dual Monarchy existed in 1866): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lissa_(1866) Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:47 PM (GsAUU) 215
Miklos, LadyL and Anna, just saw your notes. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:48 PM (eMKNe) 216
192 157 131; most husbands married wrong. their problem.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2017 10:29 PM (KP5rU) I get tired of hearing that, as it's rarely apparent until it's too late. --- and lest we not forget, people change Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 10:48 PM (vChNs) 217
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:44 PM (eMKNe)
I'd love the opportunity to read it. I'll send you an email. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:48 PM (NWiLs) 218
My last grandma died in 2010 when I was 55.
Similar, nice for me, lived at home (only her 2nd ever home), but she outlived my dad and her youngest. And, of course, all of her friends and acquaintances. Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 10:48 PM (TYOIW) 219
Muldoon, true unless they were using a rubber boat for their sausage.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:44 PM (nZNJN) The article I read in a magazine, decades ago, showed the "submarine" to be something like a rubber raft, ballasted to neutral buoyancy, and towed behind an ostensibly "innocent" motorboat. So not far off the drug smugglers model. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 10:49 PM (oPNmq) 220
Insomniac, thanks!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:49 PM (eMKNe) 221
notes. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:48 PM (eMKNe) Congratulations on the completion of your script! Posted by: Ladyl at December 17, 2017 10:49 PM (TdMsT) 222
If anyone knows how to reach Miley, tell her I'd like to send her a copy too. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:49 PM (eMKNe) 223
LadyL, thanks!
I don't know if I'd call it 'complete,' so much as just 'presentable enough to show other people.' ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:50 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 10:50 PM (IqV8l) 225
Consider this my Christmas gift to the Horde, and thanks to everyone for waiting so long. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:44 PM (eMKNe) --Can't wait! Also looking forward to your feedback on my ideas. The film student I mentioned . . . not only does she not have to worry about a pervnado, but she's guaranteed an A+ from our ideas. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:51 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:51 PM (eMKNe) 227
logprof, cool, you're on the list. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:52 PM (eMKNe) 228
The Swiss Navy once captured a submarine being used by smugglers to bring Italian sausages into Switzerland.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 10:34 PM (oPNmq) --- And thus Subway is less profitable Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 10:52 PM (vChNs) 229
logprof, I'll be in touch with you soon. Sorry I fell behind on that as well.
If I want timely feedback, I better be ready to give as well as get. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:52 PM (eMKNe) 230
>>The sausage smugglers stowed the contraband wieners in the aft torpedo tubes
The story of my life. Posted by: Barney Frank at December 17, 2017 10:52 PM (2cuLk) 231
INT AFTERNOON
Typical small market television studio. Three chairs behind a curved desk. Cameras poised. Lights on. Empty of life. qdpsteve (looks around bewildered) Everyone, I brought the Subway sandwiches. (silence) Hello? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:53 PM (nZNJN) 232
I think we here in SoCal hit Peak Subway about 5-7 years ago. A lot of locations closed.
Now it seems Starbucks is trying to hyper-saturate our market. Both the supermarkets I go to regularly are adding locations either inside or right nearby. I think they're headed for a reckoning as well. Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:53 PM (eMKNe) 233
So my Sister and I are doing our annual fancy schmancy Christmas Restaurant visit tomorrow. It will be BLT Prime. Why do I post this piece of useless information here? Its the ONT but also BLT Prime is located inside Trump Hotel in DC. Its located at the old Post Office on Pennsylvania Ave if your from this area. I'm sure is will be outstanding because TRUMP!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2017 10:53 PM (XDXWO) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:54 PM (eMKNe) 235
What about a place called Tojo? Would they have a Hirohito Hero on the menu?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:55 PM (nZNJN) 236
227 logprof, cool, you're on the list. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:52 PM (eMKNe) --Saw that. However, I'm eager to release some stuff before the novel. I also need to put some queries out to the Book Horde, maybe in the Goodreads page. I have blocks in some areas, but am straight money in others. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:55 PM (GsAUU) 237
216 192 157 131; most husbands married wrong. their problem.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2017 10:29 PM (KP5rU) I get tired of hearing that, as it's rarely apparent until it's too late. --- and lest we not forget, people change Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 10:48 PM (vChNs) My observation over many years is that most people have very unrealistic expectations about their marriages and their spouses. People do and should change. True love and respect should overcome those obstacles. Posted by: Ladyl at December 17, 2017 10:56 PM (TdMsT) 238
Classic Alan King bit on wives surviving their husbands. The end is the funniest part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PypsMk_0QxY Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 10:46 PM (+lVUW) That is hilarious. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:56 PM (NWiLs) 239
Togo's is good #8 Roast beef and avocado
Posted by: 5/8 Mex at December 17, 2017 10:56 PM (A2GKJ) 240
Anna, yup. Try the Teriyaki Terror! ;-)
Togo's is interesting though. Basically a regional chain that started up in Northern California in about 1970. Supposedly the original owner could only afford a sign out front of his first location that read "To Go," and the name stuck somehow. Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:57 PM (eMKNe) 241
235 What about a place called Tojo? Would they have a Hirohito Hero on the menu?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:55 PM (nZNJN) Do not order a kamikaze. It's not what you expect. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:57 PM (NWiLs) 242
Insomniac, the torpedo sandwich is also a killer... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 10:58 PM (eMKNe) 243
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 09:40 PM (GsAUU)
I think that it is marvelous that your grandmother was around to talk with her great-grandson. Posted by: Ace's imternet ad company at December 17, 2017 10:58 PM (wYseH) 244
But how could Christopher Plummer be a Captain in the Austrian navy -- it's landlocked.
My dad was awarded the title of Admiral of the Nebraska Navy , back in the 70's. Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 17, 2017 10:58 PM (CL76w) 245
Do not order a kamikaze. It's not what you expect.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:57 PM (NWiLs) --- yep, there's no coming back from that one Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 10:58 PM (vChNs) Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2017 10:58 PM (sdi6R) 247
and lest we not forget, people change
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 10:48 PM (vChNs) Unfortunately, sometimes that means changing into cheating hobags, as happened to a couple of buddies of mine. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:59 PM (NWiLs) 248
Word is that actresses will protest sexual harassment at the Golden Globes by dressing in black.
Little Black Dresses with plunging necklines, stiletto heels and no panties. Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 10:59 PM (pV/54) 249
119 Music that should be played as Rian Johnson is fed to the Great and Mighty Saarlac
https://youtu.be/pWOTg3LYFNI Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 10:14 PM (nZNJN) Hey, just got back from seeing TLD. In addition to your observations on zero-G gravity bombs, I'd like to ask just where in the specific f**k was the First Order CAP in the opening scene? And, during the big bugout in transports, it turns out the bad guys can indeed find a cloaked ship. They just have to know to look for that so they can properly tune their sensors. Not that anybody would have any actual SOPs or anything... Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 17, 2017 11:00 PM (di1hb) 250
It was the Togo's pastrami reuben I ordered that inspired my question a few weeks back of corned beef vs. pastrami.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:00 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 17, 2017 11:00 PM (IcT7t) 252
That would be an interesting in-joke to toss into Horde stories.
Tanya, "so what's a good sandwich shop? Is there a Tojo's around?" Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:00 PM (nZNJN) 253
Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics
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Togo's is good #8 Roast beef and avocado
#16 for me. For thirty years, at least, #16 hasn't changed. Always an Italian. Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 11:00 PM (5AW5H) 255
Blanco, no problemo, thanks. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:01 PM (eMKNe) 256
More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/942451206311510017 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/942451315032166405 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/942451413803851776 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/942451525577773057 Posted by: kbdabear at December 17, 2017 11:01 PM (eh0Va) 257
and you are right never miss a change to tell someone you live them. Tomorrow is not promised.
Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo Word. I learned in a painful way, you only get so many "tomorrows" and "next years". Take the time now. It's worth it. Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at December 17, 2017 11:01 PM (lLeln) 258
Word is that actresses will protest sexual harassment at the Golden Globes by dressing in black. Little Black Dresses with plunging necklines, stiletto heels and no panties. Posted by: Ignoramus Shouldn't they wear those outfits from Handmaid's Tale? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 11:01 PM (IqV8l) 259
Anna, speaking of Tanya, anyone gonna go out to see "I, Tonya"???
As I said here when I first found about it: "MARGOT ROBBIE IN TIGHTS OMG OMG OMG OMG" ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:02 PM (eMKNe) 260
247 and lest we not forget, people change
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 10:48 PM (vChNs) Unfortunately, sometimes that means changing into cheating hobags, as happened to a couple of buddies of mine. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 10:59 PM (NWiLs) My guess hat behaving like a cheating hobag is not a "change." It is simply someone who has always had the character of such, finally acting on it. Posted by: Ladyl at December 17, 2017 11:02 PM (TdMsT) 261
Still, I at least had a couple of great-grandparents, but she was my son's onlly.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:43 My last grt grandparent died when I was 22. I think she was my inspiration for my love of history. Flossie Belle Keister Kline told me stories she had been told. One from her grandfather, b. 1834, was that he and his twin brother were walking home from their grandparent's farm when they were scared by a ghost in a gully. Turned out that was their Grandpa's white faced cow! I think it's so cool I can carry on a story from the 1840's. Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 17, 2017 11:02 PM (yJ1e6) 262
qdpsteve, let me check my social events calendar.
Nope. Not that nor the Disneyfied version of A Wrinkle in Time. Since they screwed up Doc Ito in Battle Angle Alita probably not that either. Yeah Iron Mike Golf, Star Warbles the Last Yeti stunk worse than the insides of a Tauntaun. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:04 PM (nZNJN) 263
And Yes, calling it a Fetus is right out of the Planned Parenthood Playbook...
I understand the power of language... because I've seen the left using it for years... and I choose to fight back. We are in a War with the Left... and if they have a tactic that is working? I certainly won't dismiss it. Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2017 10:43 PM (NgKpN) ++++ fetus (n.) late 14c., "the young while in the womb or egg" (tending to mean vaguely the embryo in the later stage of development), from Latin fetus (often, incorrectly, foetus) "the bearing or hatching of young, a bringing forth, pregnancy, childbearing, offspring," from suffixed form of PIE root *dhe(i)- "to suck." https://www.etymonline.com/word/fetus The word fetus is centuries older than Planned Parenthood. Just because they use the word doesn't mean they own it. You do not change things by giving them a different label. Calling an unborn baby a fetus or an Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 11:04 PM (pvjTE) 264
>>>It will be BLT Prime. Why do I post this piece of useless information
here? Its the ONT but also BLT Prime is located inside Trump Hotel in DC.<<< Has the AOSHQ ever had a BLT thread? Bacon sammich recipes should never be taken lightly and should be a monthly imperative. Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2017 11:04 PM (A1FgP) 265
244 But how could Christopher Plummer be a Captain in the Austrian navy -- it's landlocked.
My dad was awarded the title of Admiral of the Nebraska Navy , back in the 70's. Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 17, 2017 10:58 PM (CL76w) A fleet of Platte River bass boats? Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2017 11:04 PM (XDXWO) 266
Even More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics
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Calling an unborn baby a fetus or a uterus inhabitant does not change what's in there.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 11:06 PM (FUu/Z) 268
Anna, fair enough. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:06 PM (eMKNe) 269
Togo's is good #8 Roast beef and avocado
Posted by: 5/8 Mex at December 17, 2017 10:56 PM (A2GKJ) Togo's is all about the technique-they call it "crossing the T". Ask for Russian dressing, and they just laugh... Posted by: Torpedo Capt. Molnar at December 17, 2017 11:06 PM (zCyNd) 270
Torgo is a Master Chef.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 11:07 PM (IqV8l) 271
But how could Christopher Plummer be a Captain in the Austrian navy -- it's landlocked.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 10:30 PM (pV/54) Brown water navy on the Danube. And they always wanted Triest back. Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2017 11:07 PM (2K6fY) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:08 PM (nZNJN) 273
One thing Togo's employees always do with their sandwiches:
- Wrap them up - Cut them in half - Wrap 'em up again Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:08 PM (eMKNe) 274
>>Word is that actresses will protest sexual harassment at the Golden Globes by dressing in black.
Little Black Dresses with plunging necklines, stiletto heels and no panties. Posted by: Ignoramus I'll be out back in the ficus patch. Posted by: Uncle Harvey at December 17, 2017 11:08 PM (2cuLk) Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 11:09 PM (GsAUU) 276
My Christmas tree stopped working.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2017 11:10 PM (sdi6R) 277
276: Turned into a Kwanzaa Tree?
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2017 11:10 PM (XDXWO) 278
Actually, Hungary still has a Navy today.
Their only responsibility is to fire off fireworks from boats on the Danube on the big national holiday, August 20. Posted by: Korvetten Capt. Molnar at December 17, 2017 11:11 PM (zCyNd) 279
You think you can finish the pacific hoagie meal, until they drop two meatballs on you.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2017 11:11 PM (rnAwa) 280
272 Here is the trailer for what Disney did to A Wrinkle in Time
https://youtu.be/UhZ56rcWwRQ Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:08 PM (nZNJN) --It's a crime that the Big Rat has rights to make a movie out of that classic book. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 11:11 PM (GsAUU) 281
Did you suffer arboreal unionization?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:11 PM (nZNJN) 282
265 244 But how could Christopher Plummer be a Captain in the Austrian navy -- it's landlocked.
My dad was awarded the title of Admiral of the Nebraska Navy , back in the 70's. Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 17, 2017 10:58 PM (CL76w) A fleet of Platte River bass boats? either that or a really nice plaque at an awards dinner . embossed and everything! He was also indicted into something in Alabama where he had to hold a box of Tide and throw a roll of toilet paper , yelling "Roll Tide". Not likely many Auburn fans at that meeting. Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 17, 2017 11:12 PM (CL76w) 283
did ICE raid your tree ?
Posted by: 5/8 Mex at December 17, 2017 11:12 PM (A2GKJ) 284
Word. I learned in a painful way, you only get so many "tomorrows" and "next years".
Take the time now. It's worth it. Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at December 17, 2017 11:01 PM (lLeln) i have had three treasured friends i had to learn the hard way with. One died while we were having a fight, went to a horse show and i figured i would go apologize... he was dead before i got there. My best friend who was slowly dying of breast cancer had a seizure and died driving home from my house. we were mad and didnt hug when she left because i didnt want her to go. I knew she wasnt fit to drive but could not stop her... and the prodigal. He just drops off and on the radar and last time i didnt get to say it. i know you might think its dumb but fuck man it at at me. now i am at a point where i just want to get right with everyone i know and feel like each time i see people i love leave my sight i better just be sure, give an extra long hug, and say the fucking words. I LOVE YOU. hell theres even a list of people i havent spoken to in years i have wanted to do that with. Its dumb. but life became precious when i nearly lost mine again from a dumb lazy mistake this fall. Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 17, 2017 11:13 PM (9G8jN) Posted by: St. Mikolas at December 17, 2017 11:13 PM (zCyNd) 286
My guess hat behaving like a cheating hobag is not a "change." It is simply someone who has always had the character of such, finally acting on it.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 17, 2017 11:02 PM (TdMsT) That's possible, but was an unknown at the time. The idea that it was "their problem" because they "married wrong" is at best offensive, and not in the college campus SJW way. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 11:14 PM (NWiLs) 287
285: As long as it wasn't Brad.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2017 11:14 PM (XDXWO) 288
Huh. I just ate at Subway today. I guess I haven't really paid that much attention to it getting worse, although prices have definitely inched upward in the last year or two.
The restaurant that's gotten on my radar in a bad way is McD's, due to how they've totally revamped their whole design. The whole thing just looks like a factory inside and out now; all the individuality each location used to have is gone. I eat at Burger King more than McDonald's now, just because they seem to have a friendlier feel. Posted by: T at December 17, 2017 11:14 PM (MmeCn) 289
272 Here is the trailer for what Disney did to A Wrinkle in Time
https://youtu.be/UhZ56rcWwRQ Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:08 PM (nZNJN) Atrocity. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 11:14 PM (NWiLs) 290
Be well you Morons. Time to turn in and do the jury thing tomorrow.
Too bad Muelller isn't on the agenda here in IL. I'd fry that corrupt bastard. Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 17, 2017 11:14 PM (yJ1e6) 291
I love you, Gushka.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2017 11:15 PM (sdi6R) 292
I am very grateful for kbdabear image collections.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:15 PM (xJa6I) 293
logprof, it is amazing how people in Hollyweird seem to want to 'respect' viewpoints until they suddenly don't. Hence all the SJW Grrl Powwrrr claptrap in A Wrinkle in Time.
If you like the story, respect the story. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:16 PM (nZNJN) 294
289 272 Here is the trailer for what Disney did to A Wrinkle in Time
https://youtu.be/UhZ56rcWwRQ Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:08 PM (nZNJN) Atrocity. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 11:14 PM (NWiLs) Diversity is our skidmark Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:16 PM (xJa6I) 295
292 I am very grateful for kbdabear image collections.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:15 PM (xJa6I) Same here, even if it is as close to a beautiful woman as I'll ever get. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 11:17 PM (NWiLs) 296
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I love you, Gushka. Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2017 11:15 PM (sdi6R) I love you too. Strength in struggle, brother. Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 17, 2017 11:17 PM (9G8jN) 297
Thanks kbdabear. Damn .. just damn.
Posted by: 5/8 Mex at December 17, 2017 11:17 PM (A2GKJ) 298
248 Word is that actresses will protest sexual harassment at the Golden Globes by dressing in black.
Little Black Dresses with plunging necklines, stiletto heels and no panties. Posted by: Ignoramus Is Meryl going to climb up on her pulpit and give another sermon? 'Cause I really give a rat's ass about her opinions. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 11:18 PM (+lVUW) 299
Be well you Morons. Time to turn in and do the jury thing tomorrow.
If you have jury duty, I guess it's because you didn't try to get out of it. My go-to play is to loudly and insistently ask "Y'all still got the death penalty?" Back to the car before the coffee gets cold. Posted by: Miklos, not a model citizen at December 17, 2017 11:18 PM (zCyNd) 300
Time to turn in and do the jury thing tomorrow.
Or stay up all night and reek of alcohol tomorrow. I'm jus' sayin'! Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 11:18 PM (8cvCt) 301
nerdy girl, yup.
What I'd give to see someone throw a tomato at her and for it to splat right smack in the middle of her face. Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:19 PM (eMKNe) 302
and ruin a perfectly good tomato ?
Posted by: 5/8 Mex at December 17, 2017 11:20 PM (A2GKJ) 303
The restaurant that's gotten on my radar in a bad way is McD's, due to how they've totally revamped their whole design. The whole thing just looks like a factory inside and out now; all the individuality each location used to have is gone. I eat at Burger King more than McDonald's now, just because they seem to have a friendlier feel.
--- gimme 3 of them $1 hamburgers for lunch. much cheaper than the fries. And when did Wendy's hamburgers become $6 a piece? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 11:22 PM (vChNs) 304
272 Here is the trailer for what Disney did to A Wrinkle in Time
https://youtu.be/UhZ56rcWwRQ Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:08 PM (nZNJN) I saw that Friday night before watching Star Wars. I have never read the book except for the first couple chapters, but the trailer looked idiotic. Even apart from the whole "GURRLLZZZ of color can do anything!!!!" theme, none of it made any sense. Posted by: T at December 17, 2017 11:22 PM (MmeCn) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:22 PM (xJa6I) 306
Mark, thanks. You are correct, sir.
Just shoot me an email if you want a copy of the script. Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:23 PM (eMKNe) 307
Is Meryl going to climb up on her pulpit and give another sermon? 'Cause I really give a rat's ass about her opinions. Posted by: nerdygirl She's going to get up on a pedestal. So we can look up her dress. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 11:24 PM (IqV8l) 308
295 292 I am very grateful for kbdabear image collections.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:15 PM (xJa6I) Same here, even if it is as close to a beautiful woman as I'll ever get. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 11:17 PM (NWiLs) it's not the getting close to them that's the problem. It's the inevitable restraining order and/or ATM runs that will do us in. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:24 PM (xJa6I) 309
I think one problem Subway had was they took over hospital cafeterias. For awhile you could not get regular cafeteria food at VA hospital unless you where a patient.
A lot of these food companies that buy exclusive contracts seem to get into trouble soon after. Not sure of the reason. Spend to much for the contract maybe? I've not seen the numbers. Last time I went maybe 3 years ago now the Subway had closed and a Starbucks was in it's place but they had a normal cafeteria again. Posted by: Big V at December 17, 2017 11:24 PM (MVE/7) 310
and ruin a perfectly good tomato ?
Posted by: 5/8 Mex at December 17, 2017 11:20 PM (A2GKJ) That's what rotten ones are for. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 11:25 PM (oPNmq) 311
T, what did you think of this trailer before Star Warbles the Last Yeti?
https://youtu.be/UhZ56rcWwRQ I thought Gerrold's Chtorr series meets Stephen King and a bit of the Blair Witch Project. Was not impressed. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:25 PM (nZNJN) 312
She's going to get up on a pedestal.
So we can look up her dress. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 11:24 PM (IqV8l) --- i'd have been 'up' for that during the Carter Administration Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 11:26 PM (vChNs) 313
Big V, back in the late 1980s/early 1990s, fast food places taking over college cafeterias was all the rage.
That seems to have gone away now. But I remember once walking into the caf at Cerritos College around 1991 and there were a McD's, a Subway and a Taco Bell. Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:26 PM (eMKNe) 314
It's the inevitable restraining order and/or ATM runs that will do us in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:24 PM (xJa6I) I suspect that kdabear works on commission for Gloria Allred. Posted by: Miklos, not a model litigant at December 17, 2017 11:26 PM (zCyNd) 315
306 Mark, thanks. You are correct, sir.
Just shoot me an email if you want a copy of the script. Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:23 PM (eMKNe) Awesome. Email sent. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:26 PM (xJa6I) 316
It's always amusing to read the articles at Arts & Letters Daily and see how quickly they work Trump into items of even the remotest topic. At the point I see the reference to PDT I stop reading: nothing after that will be worthwhile. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 11:27 PM (BqeRI) 317
it's not the getting close to them that's the problem.
It's the inevitable restraining order and/or ATM runs that will do us in. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:24 PM (xJa6I) Well, those too. But I'm a recluse with very minimal social skills in that arena, so for me it's quite literal. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 11:27 PM (NWiLs) 318
303 The restaurant that's gotten on my radar in a bad way is McD's, due to how they've totally revamped their whole design.
They really screwed up their overhead menu. I went in there several months ago. It was hard as hell to figure out what was offered. They seem to have designed it to push the meals rather than individual items. And, yes, the interior was institutional. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 11:27 PM (+lVUW) 319
314 It's the inevitable restraining order and/or ATM runs that will do us in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:24 PM (xJa6I) I suspect that kdabear works on commission for Gloria Allred. Posted by: Miklos, not a model litigant at December 17, 2017 11:26 PM (zCyNd) Ya HAD to go and bring that piece of work up...we had a groove going. I doubt Gloria could handle the sexiness kbdabear has on hand. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:27 PM (xJa6I) 320
309 I think one problem Subway had was they took over hospital cafeterias. For awhile you could not get regular cafeteria food at VA hospital unless you where a patient.
A lot of these food companies that buy exclusive contracts seem to get into trouble soon after. Not sure of the reason. Spend to much for the contract maybe? I've not seen the numbers. Last time I went maybe 3 years ago now the Subway had closed and a Starbucks was in it's place but they had a normal cafeteria again. Posted by: Big V at December 17, 2017 11:24 PM (MVE/7) --My son was born in Baylor Hospital in Dallas. Aside from his birth itself, my fondest memories of those nights were getting Chick-Fil-A chicken biscuits from the cafeteria there. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 11:28 PM (GsAUU) 321
i'd have been 'up' for that during the Carter Administration
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 11:26 PM (vChNs) In your mind, boy. Well in mine anyway. Posted by: James Earl Carter at December 17, 2017 11:28 PM (zCyNd) 322
A lot of these food companies that buy exclusive contracts seem to get into trouble soon after. How many are with guys named Tommy or Paulie? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 11:28 PM (BqeRI) 323
Logprof, my dad died this summer at 91. He had been ill for a few months, but i kept him at home so he would pass in his own bed. I can testify The Horde kept me sane during the worst times and wrapped me in love and prayers when i needed it. Your grandmother is with her family but she's also in your heart forever.
May God bless your family and hold you close to Him. Posted by: Abby at December 17, 2017 11:28 PM (uEn5N) 324
311 T, what did you think of this trailer before Star Warbles the Last Yeti?
https://youtu.be/UhZ56rcWwRQ I thought Gerrold's Chtorr series meets Stephen King and a bit of the Blair Witch Project. Was not impressed. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:25 PM (nZNJN) Hopefully with less pedo crap than Gerrold puts into his work... But yeah, sad and disheartened by what I've seen from the trailer. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:29 PM (xJa6I) 325
Getting lots of great emails about the script.
Thanks, everyone! Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:29 PM (eMKNe) 326
Is Meryl going to climb up on her pulpit and give another sermon? 'Cause I really give a rat's ass about her opinions.
Posted by: nerdygirl She's going to get up on a pedestal. So we can look up her dress. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. She's getting up there in age. You probably don't want to do that. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 11:30 PM (+lVUW) 327
They really screwed up their overhead menu. I went
in there several months ago. It was hard as hell to figure out what was offered. They seem to have designed it to push the meals rather than individual items. And, yes, the interior was institutional. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 11:27 PM (+lVUW) Not only that, but the overhead menus are video screens, and they keep shifting stuff around, which makes it really hard to price-compare, which is, I expect, the end game. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 11:30 PM (oPNmq) Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2017 11:30 PM (w7KSn) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:31 PM (eMKNe) 330
323 Logprof, my dad died this summer at 91. He had been ill for a few months, but i kept him at home so he would pass in his own bed. I can testify The Horde kept me sane during the worst times and wrapped me in love and prayers when i needed it. Your grandmother is with her family but she's also in your heart forever.
May God bless your family and hold you close to Him. Posted by: Abby at December 17, 2017 11:28 PM (uEn5N) --Thank you so much. I could deal with her loss if it weren't for all the other crap. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 11:31 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: My Dad at December 17, 2017 11:32 PM (w+Jhj) 332
"May the Spanx be with you"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:32 PM (nZNJN) 333
She's getting up there in age. You probably don't want to do that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 11:30 PM (+lVUW) Even the cooties are getting Social Security. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 11:33 PM (oPNmq) 334
Oh and I finally finished Guadacanal by Richard Frank.
It was damn good, very fair and brutally honest. If anyone has any suggestions on a good book on the Marshalls or the Carolinas or any other South Pacific campaigns, would love to hear it. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:33 PM (xJa6I) 335
Even the cooties are getting Social Security.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 11:33 PM (oPNmq) They've been on disability for years. Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 17, 2017 11:34 PM (zCyNd) 336
Fritz.....have you ever latticed your bacon?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 17, 2017 11:35 PM (mMeIQ) 337
The last time I went to a McD, I ordered one of their fancy drinks and had to answer about 26 questions before I could get my drink. Hot, cold, whipped cream or not, cherry or not, mocha, latte, cappucino, regular, room for cream, etc. And all this being asked by a cashier with a limited command of English.
I won't be back for any more of those. Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2017 11:35 PM (w7KSn) 338
Fritz.....have you ever latticed your bacon?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 17, 2017 11:35 PM (mMeIQ) Isn't that a rather personal question, even for the ONT? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 11:36 PM (oPNmq) 339
If anyone has any suggestions on a good book on the Marshalls or the Carolinas or any other South Pacific campaigns, would love to hear it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:33 PM (xJa6I) Have you read the original, brutally honest, first-hand account? With the Old Breed, by E.B Sledge? Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 17, 2017 11:36 PM (zCyNd) 340
I eat at Subway now and again, mostly because I can get a sandwich that does not put my daily calorie intake through the roof. It's of tolerable quality. That's it. It's not much of a sales pitch.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 17, 2017 11:36 PM (H5knJ) 341
The days of our years are threescore years and ten
and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years yet is their strength labour and sorrow for it is soon cut off, and we fly away. --Psalm 90:10 Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 11:36 PM (GsAUU) 342
Where does Peter Daou have his I Heart Hillary tattoo?
Posted by: Downcast at December 17, 2017 11:37 PM (HLZqQ) 343
339 If anyone has any suggestions on a good book on the Marshalls or the Carolinas or any other South Pacific campaigns, would love to hear it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:33 PM (xJa6I) Have you read the original, brutally honest, first-hand account? With the Old Breed, by E.B Sledge? Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 17, 2017 11:36 PM (zCyNd) I have have it, read it and love it! Those were Marines in those days. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:37 PM (xJa6I) 344
Getting lots of great emails about the script.
Thanks, everyone! With the crap Hellywood is churning out, I hope you're not surprised. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 17, 2017 11:38 PM (IcT7t) 345
There's some good books on Tarawa and Okinawa, but was hoping to get something in sequential order, covering 1943 campaigns down south next.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:38 PM (xJa6I) 346
They really screwed up their overhead menu. I went in there several months ago. It was hard as hell to figure out what was offered. They seem to have designed it to push the meals rather than individual items. And, yes, the interior was institutional.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 11:27 PM (+lVUW) Yeah ... I had the same experience. No actual menu but just different things flashing across tv screens. It seemed that they didn't even list the basic stuff, really. A guy after me was trying to order something but he didn't really know what to call it (and the retard at the register had no idea) so they both stood there watching the tv screens waiting for something to come up that he wanted. But it was fast - maybe 5 seconds a screen - so they had to go through several rounds before he could find what he wanted and then they could both catch it on the screen. It was insane. I used to love McDonald's - and I still like the burgers (though the fries have gone seriously downhill) - but what they are doing to their places is just mind-boggling. And I only found out a little while ago that they don't have any more super-sizes. WTFF?? I used to eat at McDonald's a lot but now, only once in a blue moon. I've switched my fast-food meals mostly over to pizza and cheesesteaks - which is not a bad trade, anyway. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2017 11:38 PM (8gDQu) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:39 PM (eMKNe) 348
o and screw the Patriots and all the officials on their payroll
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 11:39 PM (vChNs) 349
AOP.......lol......phrasing
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 17, 2017 11:39 PM (mMeIQ) Posted by: MAGA at December 17, 2017 11:39 PM (LnOh3) 351
A tattoo of Hillary? Well, I find tattoos generally abhorrent, but if I absolutely had to get one, a tattoo of Hillary being hung from a gallows alongside Obama, Huma, Holder, Jarrett and Lynch would be what I'd choose.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 17, 2017 11:40 PM (w+Jhj) 352
Those were Marines in those days.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:37 PM (xJa6I) Yes, they were Marines, the key theme of Sledge's experience was how one became a Marine. Nobody's born that way. Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 17, 2017 11:41 PM (zCyNd) 353
311 T, what did you think of this trailer before Star Warbles the Last Yeti?
https://youtu.be/UhZ56rcWwRQ I thought Gerrold's Chtorr series meets Stephen King and a bit of the Blair Witch Project. Was not impressed. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:25 PM (nZNJN) Honestly, I thought it looked like every trailer for every action movie in the last ten years, except more colorful and with Oprah. What's my motivation to watch this? Also (and again I haven't read most of the book), these beings the kids meet are supposed to be super-powerful and all, but whatever they're fighting is something they can't win against, but a 12-year-old girl can? Because why? It just looked retarded. Posted by: T at December 17, 2017 11:41 PM (MmeCn) 354
"In short, any startled police officer can reasonably shoot at the first
movement he sees in the dark, regardless of safety concerns or objective reality." Now combine with the Arizona lesson that anyone failing at the "Simon Says" game may be summarily executed, unlike terrorist insurgents who must be handled with tender care and given lawyers, and we have the beginning of a new age of policing. Actually I think that AZ and MN are both offshoots of failures in training and the growth of ambush attacks on police which the Obama/Holder/Lynch DOJ set in motion and got BLM to continue with the help of ME terror related organizations doing funding and training of the activists. Doesn't excuse them as not murders of some degree though. Posted by: geoffb at December 17, 2017 11:42 PM (zOpu5) 355
345 There's some good books on Tarawa and Okinawa, but was hoping to get something in sequential order, covering 1943 campaigns down south next.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:38 PM (xJa6I) --- my sense is that after Tarawa, we learned some lessons that make the Marshalls go easier. My step-granddad fought with the 7th army division (Attu, Kwajelein and Leyte). Then the Japanese adapted leading to Pelelieu/Iwo/Okinawa Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2017 11:42 PM (vChNs) 356
Getting lots of great emails about the script.
Thanks, everyone! Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:29 PM Well done! Posted by: otho at December 17, 2017 11:42 PM (qGuLD) 357
"Have you read the original, brutally honest, first-hand account? With the Old Breed, by E.B Sledge?
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 17, 2017 11:36 PM (zCyNd) " We've still got my Dads' original hardbound copy he got. If I'm not mistaken it's a special edition that was made for veterans of the battle. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 17, 2017 11:43 PM (w+Jhj) Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 17, 2017 11:43 PM (IcT7t) 359
Condolences, logprof.
What's even worse than losing your last grandparent is realizing you are the family elder because not only are all your grandparents gone, so is your mother and father, and all your aunts and uncles. Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at December 17, 2017 11:44 PM (Ba1id) 360
However, I did like Star Wars. The middle third was questionable to me, but I thought Luke had a very strong character arc and that made up for a lot.
Posted by: T at December 17, 2017 11:44 PM (MmeCn) 361
Hello, Horde! I hope you've had a great week.
Unrelated to anything is this story from today...I went to the apartments' laundry room to throw a load in the washer and get a Diet Coke. There's a table by the Coke machine that always has some literature from Jehovah's Witnesses. Today, there was a pamphlet titled, "What Is The Key To Happy Family Life?" Under the title, someone had written: To Crush Your Enemies See The Driven Before You And To Hear The Lamentations Of Their Women. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2017 11:44 PM (rJUlF) 362
Is Mc Stain sandbagging the tax cut vote? Too sick to vote, but back on the job in January?
Posted by: Downcast at December 17, 2017 11:45 PM (HLZqQ) 363
A tattoo of Hillary? Well, I find tattoos generally
abhorrent, but if I absolutely had to get one, a tattoo of Hillary being hung from a gallows alongside Obama, Huma, Holder, Jarrett and Lynch would be what I'd choose. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 17, 2017 11:40 PM (w+Jhj) Hillaroid, in her wildest dreams, never looked that good. It would funny as Hell to get Pete Davidson drunk out of his mind (a short journey, to be sure) and then add a noose to the tattoo. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 11:45 PM (oPNmq) 364
I think I have some Walter Lord I haven't read yet. So I'll go check the history section of my tower of books/library.
Then I'm going to hug my dog and tell him I love him. Night all, be of good courage, drink hot cocoa or cold beer as required. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:46 PM (xJa6I) 365
Also (and again I haven't read most of the book), these beings the kids
meet are supposed to be super-powerful and all, but whatever they're fighting is something they can't win against, but a 12-year-old girl can? Because why? It just looked retarded. The kids can get into places the super chicks can't. Least, that's how the books had it. The movie will probably have some explanation about midichlorians or something. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 17, 2017 11:46 PM (IcT7t) 366
Blanco, yeah I thought of that after it was too late...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 11:47 PM (eMKNe) 367
The most recent book on the Pacific theater, approached in detail, is Ian Toll's second book in a three parter-"Pacific Crucible"
Posted by: Miklos, also having history degree at December 17, 2017 11:47 PM (zCyNd) 368
Thanks for all your hard work this week on behalf of the Horde, Mis Hum.
********* re the MN trigger happy cop -- There was an interview with the local DA this week, in which he complained that he couldn't reach a charging decision yet because he is still waiting on investigative reports from the police. One might expect a faster pace if it was one of them shot and killed, yes? *********** re Subway -- Their product sucks, and is overpriced. Especially their bread. My last purchase there was probably over 5 years ago. ********* So those 7 words are banned from the CDC's budget request. Not from all use there. Now that makes a little more sense. And that, I should note, is NOT the way the ban has been portrayed, even in conservative media. Next hopefully, we can get rid of 'kinetic military action' and go back to that handy and ancient word 'war'. I hear 'radical islamic terrorism' is making a big comeback too. Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2017 11:47 PM (0ogQG) 369
To start with overviews, there is the Time-Life World War II books. In particular the volume titled Island Fighting that covers the effort from Guadalcanal to Peleliu.
Or maybe The West Point Atlas of War - World War II: The Pacific that covers everything from Pearl Harbor to the proposed invasion of Japan. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:47 PM (nZNJN) 370
Just saw the latest Star Wars...
Pretty bad So, is it supposed to be a secret that Martin Sheen played Princess Leia? Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at December 17, 2017 11:47 PM (FTPVM) 371
What's even worse than losing your last grandparent is realizing you are the family elder because not only are all your grandparents gone, so is your mother and father, and all your aunts and uncles.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at December 17, 2017 11:44 PM (Ba1id) --My dad was only 18 when I was born. He may yet outlive me. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 11:48 PM (GsAUU) 372
I dislike Subway because while we suffered through the long, drawn-out, ten-year lawsuit my cousins waged against my mother, that was the only place to eat within walking distance of the courthouse, and the food isn't good enough to overcome the bad association and memories.
Posted by: biancaneve at December 17, 2017 11:48 PM (A/iod) 373
311 ...what did you think of this trailer before Star Warbles the Last Yeti?
https://youtu.be/UhZ56rcWwRQ Where is Charles Wallace? Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2017 11:48 PM (rJUlF) 374
By the way, kudos to MisHum for posting Trisha's "Walking Through Bethlehem." One of my favorite Christmas songs.
Posted by: T at December 17, 2017 11:49 PM (MmeCn) 375
So, is fast food going away or is it just the case of 2 franchises making bad decisions? I'd like to think more people were eating at local businesses. The fewer corporations bribing the congress critters, the better.
Posted by: Bear phone at December 17, 2017 11:51 PM (+mfcd) Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 11:51 PM (GsAUU) 377
Rey to Luke, "I will not fail you."
Even when Yoda was beating sense into Luke, they were recycling lines from Empire Strikes Back. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:51 PM (nZNJN) 378
Nobody's born that way.
Posted by: Miklos -------- As one who has mixed with the Marines, I can vouch for that. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2017 11:51 PM (w1zJX) 379
Well Mark is gone, so maybe I'll give him my Pacific War recos next time.
Miklos, Toll's second part, I thought, is The Conquering Tide, which is out, and which covers precisely the subjects Mark asked about. Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 11:51 PM (uyrlv) 380
Everybody gets their sandwiches from Amazon anyway, right?
Posted by: Millenial Miklos at December 17, 2017 11:52 PM (zCyNd) 381
311 T, what did you think of this trailer before Star Warbles the Last Yeti?
https://youtu.be/UhZ56rcWwRQ I thought Gerrold's Chtorr series meets Stephen King and a bit of the Blair Witch Project. Was not impressed. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:25 PM (nZNJN) And Oprah Winfrey being annoying. Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2017 11:52 PM (cAnNx) 382
So, is it supposed to be a secret that Martin Sheen played Princess Leia?
They wanted Charlie, but Martin looks younger these days. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 17, 2017 11:53 PM (IcT7t) 383
As one who has mixed with the Marines, I can vouch for that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2017 11:51 PM (w1zJX) Hard to explain to the wife why you always sleep with a pungee stick under the pillow Posted by: Millenial Miklos, but the last millenium at December 17, 2017 11:54 PM (zCyNd) 384
Yes, they were Marines, the key theme of Sledge's experience was how one became a Marine. Nobody's born that way.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos The other night I saw a youtube video of R. Lee Ermey being interviewed about "Full Metal Jacket". He described how the non-coms had to get enlistees prepared to be shipped to VietNam in the sixties. It's a great interview. The training time was cut and they had to be pretty physical to get the marines ready for combat fast. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 11:54 PM (+lVUW) 385
"attraction doesn't necessaryly exploit a woman"
there's recently been speculation if harvy weinstein blackballed mira sorvino. so, i looked up her bio on imdb. she probably was but i can't tell as she's been very busy. however, i learned she's very smart. like genius level genius. she went to harvard, speaks mandarin and french fluently and her thesis on anti-african racism in china won awards. here's a pertinent quote: "there's a side of my personality that goes completely against the east coast educated person and wants to be a pin-up girl in garages across america." Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 17, 2017 11:54 PM (Pg+x7) 386
What they did with the Leia character, could you make her more of a Jedi-powered Mary Sue Rian?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 11:54 PM (nZNJN) 387
So who's in line in Arizona to get appointed to take McCain's place?
Posted by: Scott S. Dale, Esq. at December 17, 2017 11:55 PM (qYCgM) 388
This is the link to the R. Lee Ermey interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlcZnhc5_H8&t=637s Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2017 11:55 PM (+lVUW) 389
354 "In short, any startled police officer can reasonably shoot at the first
movement he sees in the dark, regardless of safety concerns or objective reality." Now combine with the Arizona lesson that anyone failing at the "Simon Says" game may be summarily executed, unlike terrorist insurgents who must be handled with tender care and given lawyers, and we have the beginning of a new age of policing. Actually I think that AZ and MN are both offshoots of failures in training and the growth of ambush attacks on police which the Obama/Holder/Lynch DOJ set in motion and got BLM to continue with the help of ME terror related organizations doing funding and training of the activists. Doesn't excuse them as not murders of some degree though. Posted by: geoffb at December 17, 2017 11:42 PM (zOpu5) You'd think Kapernic and the douchebag kneelers would be able articulate what their concern is. I thought it was bad cops. If there were only an example or two of actual bad cops getting away with murder that they use as examples.... Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2017 11:56 PM (Eu5eZ) 390
Miklos, Toll's second part, I thought, is The Conquering Tide, which is out, and which covers precisely the subjects Mark asked about.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 11:51 PM (uyrlv) You are correct, Sir. I mixed up the part that I have read with the part that came out since. The second volume covers 42-44, which I think is Mark's interest. Posted by: Millenial Miklos, but the last millenium at December 17, 2017 11:56 PM (zCyNd) 391
The only thing that made me go "I'm sorry, what?" about Last Jedi was Leia floating herself from space back into the ship. Didn't make any sense.
Most of the rest was things I would have done differently but didn't consider horrible decisions on their own terms. Posted by: T at December 17, 2017 11:58 PM (MmeCn) 392
McCain's tumor has actually been tapped to succeed him. The thinking is it is more even tempered and less egoistic than it's host.
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at December 17, 2017 11:58 PM (FTPVM) 393
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 17, 2017 11:54 PM (Pg+x7)
--It also needs to be noted that Paul, her daddy, is pretty badass. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 11:58 PM (GsAUU) 394
"Three Death Stars and a Funeral." It's just the same crap recycled over and over. And over. And over.
Posted by: I Say Tomato, You Say Dark Side at December 17, 2017 11:59 PM (qYCgM) 395
Is Mc Stain sandbagging the tax cut vote? Too sick to vote, but back on the job in January?
Posted by: Downcast at December 17, 2017 11:45 PM (HLZqQ) Either he will get much better soon or he his just milking a couple extra Christmas vacation days and will be back to DC in January. Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2017 11:59 PM (Eu5eZ) 396
Star Wars is pure leftovers and reheating
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at December 17, 2017 11:59 PM (FTPVM) Posted by: george lucas at December 18, 2017 12:02 AM (qGuLD) 398
... this is consistent with my experience knowing some very smart women who enjoyed being beautiful.
it's also interesting that she played romy in "romy and michelle's high school reunion". a lot of ditzy dames have been played by smart actresses. there's also lis kudrow (michelle & the friends" character), christina applegate (married with children), judy holiday et al. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2017 12:02 AM (Pg+x7) Posted by: Millenial Miklos, but another millenium at December 18, 2017 12:02 AM (zCyNd) 400
He's too old to rock and roll but he's too sick to vote.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2017 12:03 AM (IqV8l) 401
Wow - the cookbook is incredible! Finally, a use for all my carrots.
Posted by: stonecutter at December 18, 2017 12:04 AM (Bfr22) 402
Miss me yet?
Posted by: george lucas I'm not a stormtrooper, George. You'll know when I pull the trigger. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 18, 2017 12:04 AM (IcT7t) 403
Miklos, if you haven't, you might check out Hornfischer's "The Fleet at Flood Tide", which covers the latter part of the period under discussion, and of interest to Mark. The Marianas campaign figures prominently of course.
Was going to/will mention to Mark that since he liked Frank's "Guadalcanal" (which is subtitled, as I recall, somewhat boldly but probably fairly as "the definitive history of the battle), he should read Frank's "Downfall". One of the best crushing refutations of the "revisionist" crap regarding the war's end that I've seen. You might find that interesting, too. Posted by: rhomboid at December 18, 2017 12:04 AM (uyrlv) 404
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Which reheats better? [ ] Star Wars plots [ ] meatloaf Posted by: Millenial Miklos, but another millenium at December 18, 2017 12:02 AM (zCyNd) meatloaf, and its more versatile. Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 18, 2017 12:04 AM (9G8jN) 405
So "The Last Jedi" starts off with a group of about 2,000 rebels ("the Resistance" LOL) and ends with about 8 survivors flying off in the Millennium Falcon. So a heartwarming tale where almost everyone dies and the survivors don't seem particularly upset about it.
Posted by: I Say Tomato, You Say Dark Side at December 18, 2017 12:05 AM (qYCgM) 406
Which will destroy all rational and productive discourse in the Western Civilizational canon?
[ ] Frankfurt School neo-Marxian fascism [ ] Star Wars Posted by: Millenial Miklos, by the ml. at December 18, 2017 12:06 AM (zCyNd) 407
Star Wars or meatloaf? One out of two ain't bad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2017 12:06 AM (IqV8l) 408
McCain is now boldly defining the precise opposite of the meaning of "public servant". Of course his colleagues generally do the same, but he takes it to new levels with his betrayal of his constituents and fanatical devotion to self over country.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 18, 2017 12:06 AM (uyrlv) 409
it's also interesting that she played romy in "romy and michelle's high school reunion". a lot of ditzy dames have been played by smart actresses. there's also lis kudrow (michelle & the friends" character), christina applegate (married with children), judy holiday et al.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2017 12:02 AM (Pg+x7) --Kelly Bundy FTW! Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2017 12:06 AM (GsAUU) 410
meatloaf, and its more versatile.
Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 18, 2017 12:04 AM (9G8jN) It sings, and it spackles, too! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2017 12:07 AM (oPNmq) 411
Little Black Dresses with plunging necklines, stiletto heels and no panties.
These are a few of my favorite things. Posted by: Chuck C at December 18, 2017 12:07 AM (0V2ki) 412
It sings, and it spackles, too! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2017 12:07 AM (oPNmq) it changes your life! Gets rid of your wife! it turns you into an eight year old hindu boy! Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 18, 2017 12:09 AM (9G8jN) 413
It sings, and it spackles, too!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2017 12:07 AM (oPNmq) it changes your life! Gets rid of your wife! it turns you into an eight year old hindu boy! It slices! It dices! It even circumcises! Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 18, 2017 12:09 AM (IcT7t) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2017 12:10 AM (nZNJN) 415
Well, if any of you remember my little encounter with the Gypsy con-man and are wondering about the latest: I haven't seen hide nor hair of them, and so hopefully they did get the hell out of Dodge and will never return. I liked to know if the cops did run that tag number and find anything interesting. Probably wouldn't tell us if they did. Now, in talking to my parents about what exactly happened, I've learned a few things. Lord, I didn't want to make my poor mother think I was mad at her and scolding her, so I took it easy. The head man, the one I got into the staring contest with was one hell of a smooth operator. Obviously not his first rodeo. Get this: my mother said she didn't know him, but thought my father did, and vice versa with my father. He was skilled at appearing to be some nice, long time no see guy, and you were embarrassed you couldn't remember his name. My mother swears he called her by her full name when she answered the door. And that he knew my father's name. I don't know. It's possible he cleverly "phished" that info out of them without them realizing it. He knew my name, and he indeed phished that out of my mother. "Well, Mrs. X, how are the children?", said with such sincerity and friendless. She corrected him that they have only one son. He then acted like, oh yeah, that's right, now his name is......." She told him, and "Yeah, that's right" Well, this is getting long for one post. I'll continue later. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 18, 2017 12:10 AM (8O3HH) Posted by: Millenial Miklos, by the metric millenium at December 18, 2017 12:10 AM (zCyNd) 417
But wait, there's more!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2017 12:11 AM (eMKNe) 418
Subway sandwiches are just plain mediocre on their best day. Of course, in the metro Philly area, the large number of great cheesesteak and sub shops also hurts them.
Posted by: RM at December 18, 2017 12:11 AM (eP+dt) 419
meatloaf, and its more versatile.
Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 18, 2017 12:04 AM (9G8jN) And ketchup on DVDs just makes a mess. Posted by: Miklos, from housekeeping at December 18, 2017 12:11 AM (zCyNd) 420
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Which reheats better? [ ] Star Wars plots [ ] meatloaf Posted by: Millenial Miklos, but another millenium at December 18, 2017 12:02 AM (zCyNd) meatloaf, and its more versatile. Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 18, 2017 12:04 AM (9G8jN) Well... I'll do ANYTHING for love... by Dashboard Lights... as a Bat out of Hell... Comes Back to me now... Posted by: MeatLoaf at December 18, 2017 12:11 AM (NgKpN) 421
I need some travelling Roma Gypsies to resurface my gravel driveway. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2017 12:12 AM (IqV8l) 422
It slices! It dices! It even circumcises!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 18, 2017 12:09 AM (IcT7t) --It slices! It dices! Look at that tomato! https://youtu.be/HFHqTzeIuKE Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2017 12:12 AM (GsAUU) 423
Saw Star Wars this afternoon, and absolutely loved it. It was a fantastic roller coaster ride, and I'm willing to concede that it may be even better than TESB.
Of course, I pretty much stayed out of the speculation business this time around, so I was not disappointed because my preconceived notions were not met. I was pretty bitter about RotI because my imagination had run wild between TESB and RotJ. "There is another." " I know. " I call those two sentences the words that launched a thousand stories. I subscribed to the same theory a lot of other people in our little corner of fandom did, and there were a lot of harsh words said afterwards. But in this case, I was no longer involved and really didn't try to project my expectations into the second movie. As long as Disney lost the damn Ewoks and Jar-Jar Binks, I was happy -- and very pleasantly surprised. Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at December 18, 2017 12:13 AM (Ba1id) 424
Yep, The Dual Monarchy had a navy (though I'm too lazy too look up whether the Dual Monarchy existed in 1866):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lissa_(1866) Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 10:47 PM (GsAUU) It was the Austrian Empire from 1804 through 1867; the Dual Monarchy was formed following the Austrian defeat by Prussia in the Seven Weeks War of 1866 (the Hungarians took advantage of Austrian discomfiture to negotiate themselves co-equal status with the Austrians under the Hapsburgs). Italy was allied with Prussia during that war, and lost both the land battle of Custoza and the naval battle at Lissa, but managed to receive Venice as her share of the spoils due to the magnitude of the Prussian victory over the Austrians at the battle of Sadowa/Koniggratz. In any case, even after that debacle and loss of territory Austria/Austria-Hungary owned a fair stretch of the eastern Adriatic coastline, from Trieste all the way down to Ragusa (modern day Dubrovnik). The navy was based at Trieste, which was handed over to Italy at the end of WWI. In addition to a considerable submarine force, the Austrians also had a respectable surface fleet, including four dreadnoughts. The sinking of the Szent Istvan (one of the four) as the result of a torpedo hit was filmed, and was very commonly used as stock footage in historical films (even ones depicting completely different events) for years. Still very easy to find on YouTube...the crew running across the hull as she capsized is interesting to see. Posted by: HTL at December 18, 2017 12:13 AM (mUWne) 425
I need some travelling Roma Gypsies to resurface my gravel driveway.
Better strip the flesh off 'em first, to minimize settling. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 18, 2017 12:13 AM (IcT7t) Posted by: Bear phone at December 18, 2017 12:14 AM (+mfcd) 427
It slices! It dices! It even circumcises!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 18, 2017 12:09 AM (IcT7t) I hate those new spiralizer/circumcisers all the young mothers think are so fashionable. Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed Mohel at December 18, 2017 12:14 AM (zCyNd) 428
Yep, Subway sandwiches are thin and tasteless, plus they have Jimmy John's, Jersey Mike's, Potbelly, etc. in the mix now. I'm not surprised by those numbers.
Posted by: Gem at December 18, 2017 12:15 AM (XoAz8) 429
It was the Austrian Empire from 1804 through 1867
--Yep, that's why I did not dare call it the Dual Monarchy. Thanks for doing the research for me. Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2017 12:15 AM (GsAUU) 430
Yeah they ditched the Ewoks and gave us as Puffin analogs the Porg.
One day Locutus of Porg will arise and bring unity. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2017 12:16 AM (nZNJN) 431
Yep, Subway sandwiches are thin and tasteless, plus they have Jimmy
John's, Jersey Mike's, Potbelly, etc. in the mix now. I'm not surprised by those numbers. I like Jimmy John's fast delivery. I can get on with regretting my order that much sooner. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 18, 2017 12:17 AM (IcT7t) 432
I need some travelling Roma Gypsies to resurface my gravel driveway.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2017 12:12 AM (IqV8l) To do work Americans just won't do. Posted by: The travelling Wilburys at December 18, 2017 12:17 AM (zCyNd) 433
And I did not know that SCOAMT had nabbed the "monument" in Utah as he was walking out of office. So any protests are purely theater, then.
Posted by: Gem at December 18, 2017 12:18 AM (XoAz8) 434
401 "... finally a use for all my carrots..."
fwiw, jacques pepin's recipe for spaghetti bolognese contains carrots. & that's pretty close to chili! Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2017 12:21 AM (Pg+x7) 435
I am watching Bride of the Ancient Mage, which is currently the most popular anime ... if you don't count those ridiculous shows that have 400 episodes. It has a little of the Miyazaki themes, where everything tends to be on some difficult metric between friend and enemy. The main character in Spirited Away tended to be a pawn, but later a person who gains sympathy through her struggle and honesty. This puts these cryptic and powerful characters in the same boat as the audience.
Jordan Peterson, a fan of Joseph Campbell no doubt, said that good writing is a struggle between the writer and the unconscious. I'm sure he could expound at length about that Wrinkle trailer. You know, save your father from the belly of the beast, especially if he is Chris Pine. Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2017 12:22 AM (rnAwa) 436
>>>Fritz.....have you ever latticed your bacon?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette<<< By the will of God, this is a technique I must try. Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2017 12:24 AM (A1FgP) 437
fwiw, jacques pepin's recipe for spaghetti bolognese contains carrots. & that's pretty close to chili!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2017 12:21 AM (Pg+x7) This is why I kept Jacque Pepin's mummified left testicle dangling from the rear view mirror of my car for 30 years-as a reminder of what not to do. Posted by: Julia Child at December 18, 2017 12:25 AM (zCyNd) 438
... it's a recipe he learned when he was a sous chef at the plaza athene in paris.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2017 12:26 AM (Pg+x7) Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2017 12:27 AM (Pg+x7) 440
Thanks for doing the research for me.
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2017 12:15 AM (GsAUU) No research required; that was just off the top of my head. The history of the Hapsburgs has always been something of a hobby of mine. Forever bankrupt, most of them not particularly bright, annoyingly pretentious and inbred, at war with France, the Turks and the Protestants (one after the other or sometimes all at once) for almost 700 years, and yet hanging on until 1918 when Woodrow Wilson with his Fourteen Points (as Clemenceau once remarked, God Himself had only ten) tossed them onto the ash heap of history. And Central Europe has been soooo much better off since then... Posted by: HTL at December 18, 2017 12:27 AM (mUWne) 441
Jordan Peterson, a fan of Joseph Campbell no doubt, said that good writing is a struggle between the writer and the unconscious.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2017 12:22 AM (rnAwa) --That is very true. I have an easy time teasing from my unconscious when it comes to the witty badinage between characters, but the sad or angry stuff . . . it's so hard to put into words. Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2017 12:27 AM (GsAUU) 442
Paki Daleks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q New to me, but it looks like 1970's Brit TV. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 18, 2017 12:29 AM (IcT7t) 443
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 18, 2017 12:10 AM (8O3HH)
Publius- To my knowledge, the Gypsy crime situation became such that the US LE authorities set up a center to deal with it. It is based in LA. Posted by: Miklos is familar with this at December 18, 2017 12:29 AM (zCyNd) 444
As to McDs, I quit going there when the new CEO stated that he wanted them to be 'a progressive burger company', whatever the hell that means.
Actually, I know exactly what that means; they don't want MY business. I'm the wrong type. Deplorable, even. Fuck 'em. Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2017 12:31 AM (0ogQG) 445
I can send pictures.....
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 18, 2017 12:31 AM (mMeIQ) 446
Posted by: HTL at December 18, 2017 12:27 AM (mUWne)
So how did the Hapsburgs dominate Central Europe for 700 years? They married well. Their bureaucracy was a workable combination of efficient and corrupt. That's it. Posted by: Miklos knows that Hungary still has Hapsburg laws on the books at December 18, 2017 12:33 AM (zCyNd) 447
And Central Europe has been soooo much better off since then...
Posted by: HTL at December 18, 2017 12:27 AM (mUWne) --To me the Hapsburg Empire is a case study in *NO* to multiethnic empires. What was a joke was that the Allies called Germany (95% German) an oppressive empire, while looking the other way at Russia, which was barely 50% Russian. Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2017 12:33 AM (GsAUU) 448
Richard at the Oliver Harper channel said that there are offically more bad star wars movies than good, just like Terminator. I imagine there were a few that came to that conclusion early. People who liked Teh Force Awakens do not indicate at all if they liked Rogue One or vise versa. But yeah.
Vader isn't the star. The crazy universe is the star of the show, and you could have pumped out twenty movies without a Skywalker or even a Jedi. The universe expands, and that means the next Herbert-inspired coked-up lunatic writer who comes along could have total freedom. They blew it. But hey, you did answer the question "Whatever happened to Admiral Akbar thirty years hence?" so you've got that going for you, which is nice. Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2017 12:33 AM (rnAwa) Posted by: stonecutter at December 18, 2017 12:34 AM (Bfr22) 450
Herbert Herbert Herbert
Posted by: Space Hippie at December 18, 2017 12:35 AM (IqV8l) 451
>>>I can send pictures.....
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette<<< Nothing says Happy Holidays like bacon pron. Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2017 12:35 AM (A1FgP) 452
In my new movie Downsizing my body shrinks! My brain has always been tiny!
Posted by: MATT DAMON! at December 18, 2017 12:35 AM (bc2Lc) 453
452 In my new movie Downsizing my body shrinks! My brain has always been tiny!
Posted by: MATT DAMON! at December 18, 2017 12:35 AM (bc2Lc) MATT!!! DAMON!!! Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2017 12:36 AM (GsAUU) 454
Herbert Herbert Herbert
Posted by: Space Hippie at December 18, 2017 12:35 AM (IqV8l) Humbert Humbert Posted by: Does the "Lolita Express" board here? at December 18, 2017 12:36 AM (zCyNd) 455
On Friday my company had a chili cook off. I picked crock pot number eleven at random. It had diced carrots in it. Naturally I told the horde right away. An to think I live in Texas.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2017 12:36 AM (rnAwa) 456
Now, about knowing their names vs. phishing. I've been thinking about this. I'll be standard operating procedure is to scout for easy targets. Case out joints,etc. It would be possible to go the tax office/county records, etc, and get information that way about a particular location/house you thought would be a potential pigeon. They go for the elderly, who are vulnerable as hell to this sort of thing. And I wonder how they do that, how they know where some elderly person or couple live. I wonder if they somehow phish that out of people in the neighborhood. Anyway, thinking about, I think my showing up was a joker in the deck he wasn't really planning on. But he did try to recover and go with it. With skill. Impressive con-man skill. My instinct when I think I've fallen into some sort of dangerous situation or such, is to play dumb. I hate to sound like a braggart, but I am really good at that. Maybe the 80 IQ helps or something. All my life, well since a teenager, my buddies and I would have fun trying to talk like illiterate rednecks, you know for shits and grins. I'd have fun with all the common mispronunciations and malapropisms. Going through life, you hear new ones which strike you as funny and you adopt into your routine. Great fun has been had by me and friends doing that shit. I think my instinct to that is natural, but the skill to do it has been learned. So, when I drove up and saw those characters fucking with the driveway, and this guy I don't know says "Well, hi [publius], hows it been going?", I immediately went into the redneck dummy mode. And then I got in the house to ask, "What. The. Fuck. Is. Going. Down?" Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 18, 2017 12:37 AM (8O3HH) 457
On Friday my company had a chili cook off. I picked crock pot number eleven at random. It had diced carrots in it. Naturally I told the horde right away. An to think I live in Texas.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2017 12:36 AM (rnAwa) One would think that would be a criminal offense in Texas. Posted by: Miklos, chef de cuisine de Pannonie at December 18, 2017 12:38 AM (zCyNd) 458
448 "vader isn't the star..."
just saw [art of the first star wars movie on tnt and was reminded that in the first movie vader was subservient to the admiral (?) who ran the death star. he seemed to have been promoted in each movie and ranks just below the emperor in the third movie. he goes from a roving enforcer to running the show. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2017 12:39 AM (Pg+x7) 459
And then I got in the house to ask, "What. The. Fuck. Is. Going. Down?"
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 18, 2017 12:37 AM (8O3HH) Sorry, I missed the first part of the story. Was it a roofing scam? This is the most common among the Gypsies. Posted by: Miklos, who has written about this at December 18, 2017 12:41 AM (zCyNd) 460
Paki Daleks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q New to me, but it looks like 1970's Brit TV. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 18, 2017 12:29 AM (IcT7t) Spike Milligan was one of the funniest guys ever. When he and Peter Sellers got together to do the Goon Show on Brit radio in the 1950's, it was some of the finest radio comedy, ever, anywhere. Theater of the absurd, over the air. I remember Peter Sellers doing his impression (in a very authentic accent) of a Paki caught in a cement mixer: "Please to be let out! Please to be let out!" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2017 12:43 AM (oPNmq) 461
And I did not know that SCOAMT had nabbed the "monument" in Utah as he was walking out of office. So any protests are purely theater, then.
Posted by: Gem at December 18, 2017 12:18 AM (XoAz They scream bloody murder and wildly exaggerate to avoid conceding the slightest gain. They're like Muslims who think once they've set foot someplace, it is claimed in the name of Islam. Wish our side would learn from that. Posted by: Bear phone at December 18, 2017 12:45 AM (+mfcd) 462
Latest Star Wars, The Last SJW
Actual line: " We need to quit fighting what we hate and start saving what we love" Annnnd I walked out... Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at December 18, 2017 12:45 AM (FTPVM) 463
>> Sorry, I missed the first part of the story. Was it a
>> roofing scam? Asphalt driveway "re-sealing" scam. It happened Friday. I posted about it on Friday night's ONT. It escalated. I was, in their house with my pistol hidden, in a staring contest with the head Gypsy, preparing to shoot him. No joke. The deputies were on their way. He got the hell out of there before they got there, and thank God, before I made a move, which I was carefully planning in my mind. A plan on how I was going to shoot and kill him..... Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 18, 2017 12:46 AM (8O3HH) 464
448 "vader isn't the star..."
just saw [art of the first star wars movie on tnt and was reminded that in the first movie vader was subservient to the admiral (?) who ran the death star. he seemed to have been promoted in each movie and ranks just below the emperor in the third movie. he goes from a roving enforcer to running the show. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2017 12:39 AM Boss Vader sells more action figures than Flunky Vader. Posted by: george lucas at December 18, 2017 12:46 AM (qGuLD) 465
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2017 12:43 AM (oPNmq)
Sellers and Milligan were both clinically insane, by anyone's diagnosis, with a particularly bad outcome for Spike Milligan The two bouncing off each other was inspired. Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 18, 2017 12:46 AM (zCyNd) 466
So, when I drove up and saw those characters fucking
with the driveway, and this guy I don't know says "Well, hi [publius], hows it been going?", I immediately went into the redneck dummy mode. And then I got in the house to ask, "What. The. Fuck. Is. Going. Down?" Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 18, 2017 12:37 AM (8O3HH) There is a lot of information about Irish Travelers on the Internet. Just do a web search on that term. They are not ethnically Roma Gypsies, but they run the same sort of scams. And yeah, charm is their stock in trade, as it is for all con artists. They make you want to be their friend and to give them money. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2017 12:49 AM (oPNmq) 467
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 18, 2017 12:46 AM (8O3HH)
Now I remember. This is one of the reasons Canada stopped visa-free travel for citizens of certain countries. Or I assume-were these people actual non-Us gypsies, or some domestic variant? Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 18, 2017 12:50 AM (zCyNd) 468
It escalated. I was, in their house with my pistol
hidden, in a staring contest with the head Gypsy, preparing to shoot him. No joke. The deputies were on their way. He got the hell out of there before they got there, and thank God, before I made a move, which I was carefully planning in my mind. A plan on how I was going to shoot and kill him..... Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 18, 2017 12:46 AM (8O3HH) Did you ask the deputies if they'd mind very much if you shot the guy dead, if and when he returns? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2017 12:51 AM (oPNmq) 469
They looked sort of "ethnic". My guess would've been Greek, southern European look. But there are native born people around here for generations who have that look as well. Now, my mother said, "You know, he looked like a Gypsy." Me, I'm not familiar with them, but he struck some sort of Gypsy cord with her somehow. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 18, 2017 12:53 AM (8O3HH) Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 18, 2017 12:55 AM (zCyNd) 471
I gotta say I am stil angry President Trump overfed those Koi fish, just what the heck
Posted by: lousagirl at December 18, 2017 12:59 AM (PmCoA) 472
I gotta say I am stil angry President Trump overfed those Koi fish, just what the heck
Posted by: lousagirl at December 18, 2017 12:59 AM (PmCoA) The koi fish are well known Russian operatives, the "fish food" was actually microdots full of top secret data. Adam Schiff wants to subpoena the fish. Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 18, 2017 01:01 AM (zCyNd) 473
I know Miklos, wtf
Posted by: lousagirl at December 18, 2017 01:02 AM (PmCoA) 474
>> How did they speak? Native?
Native. Maybe a little variation from local. Their tag, which number I got through a window with a pair of binoculars, was a Georgia state tag. I'm in Greenville, SC area, southern Greenville County. I'm sure the operate out of their actual home base (if they have one), so as not to foul their own nest so to speak. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 18, 2017 01:03 AM (8O3HH) 475
>> Did you ask the deputies if they'd mind very much if
>> you shot the guy dead, if and when he returns? No, these were young school cops, and I'm not going to suggest anything like that. Now, old school cops, such as were around her in my youth, you could easily talk with them about such things. "Now, you shouldn't kill him, but if you do, make sure to drag the body in the house...." They'd say shit like that. But now, it's different. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 18, 2017 01:04 AM (8O3HH) 476
I remember Peter Sellers doing his impression (in a very authentic accent) of a Paki caught in a cement mixer: "Please to be let out! Please to be let out!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2017 12:43 AM (oPNmq) Please to be caliph of London. Posted by: Siddiq Khan at December 18, 2017 01:04 AM (+mfcd) 477
Town I live in has 2 Subway shops, both owned by the same person. It's so true about the tats and for quite a few the meth mouth of no teeth. The quality of the food has fallen off from what it began with here. Any sub shop that I grew up with back in Boston, never counted out how many slices of salami that they put on or even the specific number of meatballs. Sad, they are gonna fall by the wayside.
Posted by: morigu at December 18, 2017 01:05 AM (RjtEf) 478
Pork rinds might be the perfect food, joint st sayin
Posted by: lousagirl at December 18, 2017 01:09 AM (PmCoA) 479
IIRC a Wrinkle in Time had some kid mention mitochondria, and the teacher said "The mighty what?" That might be the connection to setup a crossover between franchises. Mitochondria = midichlorians.
Posted by: Bear phone at December 18, 2017 01:10 AM (+mfcd) 480
Just saying damn autocorrect
Posted by: lousagirl at December 18, 2017 01:10 AM (PmCoA) 481
"Please to be let out! Please to be let out!"
I am feeling much amusement at this foolish Pakistani's predicament. Is it permitted to be expressing such? Posted by: Joe Biden's MiniMart guy at December 18, 2017 01:12 AM (zCyNd) 482
IN RE: banned words. Let me yield to no one in my expectation of stupidity from the Federal government, however from all I can find this was a case of Trump Derangement Syndrome at the Washington Post.
1) the WAPO can only cite unknown and anonymous high officials at the CDC. 2) they cannot produce any one who was in fact told not to use those words. 3) the CDC has firmly denied it, noting that the concept is beyond stupid. 4) the WAPO is trying to make the story vanish. 5) the usual Leftist suspects are the only ones who got wound up, which does not surprise me. Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at December 18, 2017 01:12 AM (6y2eD) 483
Star Wars may recover
PG rated Frank Miller's 300 https://youtu.be/gNqiSkd1M6k Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2017 01:14 AM (rnAwa) 484
It escalated. I was, in their house with my pistol hidden, in a staring contest with the head Gypsy, preparing to shoot him. No joke. The deputies were on their way. He got the hell out of there before they got there, and thank God, before I made a move, which I was carefully planning in my mind. A plan on how I was going to shoot and kill him.....
Posted by: publius You should take out a restraining order. Request the police report, it should have the owner of the car. Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2017 01:15 AM (yM/Yl) Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 18, 2017 01:15 AM (Eu5eZ) Posted by: geoffb at December 18, 2017 01:16 AM (zOpu5) 487
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at December 18, 2017 01:12 AM (6y2eD)
Welcome Subotai Bahadur, if you are the Subotai of the Wretchardians. Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 18, 2017 01:16 AM (zCyNd) 488
Since I let the cats inside they have decided to take over my bed.
I think this is a not so subtle hint that I need to sleep. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2017 01:20 AM (nZNJN) 489
Star Wars may recover it's whose relevance when it becomes as politically incorrect as Ron E Howard. And when the poster goes up with some chick as saucy as Slave Girl Leia grabbing the leg of a muscular dude people will get it. It isn't that we like the moral message that can be extrapolated, we don't. We just don't want to be condescended to. It is 180 degrees from good writing.
... Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2017 01:14 AM (rnAwa) Robert E. Howard of Conan fame? Ron Howard is a hyper leftard. If anyone deserves a gropergate annihilation, it's him. Posted by: Bear phone at December 18, 2017 01:23 AM (+mfcd) 490
Since I let the cats inside they have decided to take over my bed.
I think this is a not so subtle hint that I need to sleep. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2017 01:20 AM (nZNJN) And when your AI enhanced cats decide not to let you in...? Posted by: Miklos "feline singularity" Molnar at December 18, 2017 01:23 AM (zCyNd) 491
Ron Howard is a hyper leftard. If anyone deserves a gropergate annihilation, it's him.
Posted by: Bear phone at December 18, 2017 01:23 AM (+mfcd) When Ron Howard played Opie on the Andy Griffith Show, he molested himself. Posted by: Aunt Bea at December 18, 2017 01:25 AM (zCyNd) 492
Well, time for me to hit the sack. Spent the afternoon in the shop today, and completed a grease job and oil change on my '08 Suburban. Last thing I checked was the lube in the rear axle, and it's very low. Went and looked for my bottle of gear lube. Did not find it. Called my neighbor; young daughter answers. "Can I look in you Dad's shop for a bottle of gear lube? I can buy a new one in the morning to replace it." "Sure." So I drive up the road a quarte-mile, and hunt around the shop. No gear lube to be found. Daughter comes out. "Can you give me ride out across the field over there? My horses got out, and are wandering around out there." So she gets in the other Suburban, and we go bouncing across the frozen stubble; no snow to speak of. I drop her by a little copse of trees in a draw. "Do you want help?" She has a halter in hand. "No. I can catch one, put the halter on her, and the other will follow." Me, "Be sure to take you cellphone, so you can call for help if needed."
So, off I go to the neighbor to the south, who runs oilfield trucks, and will surely have some gear lube in the shop. Nobody there, so I head back. There's the girl's cellphone on the center console, where she left it, so I go back to the house to give it back to her. She comes walking up the drive, no halter in hand, and no horses. "What happened?" "I got the halter on one of them, and then she spooked, and I had to let go of the halter. I'm going to call Dad." So I drive on to the next neighbor to the north. No gear lube there, either. Go back home. I know I have to have some, maybe even a full pail of it. Root around the garage, and finally stumble over a pail, right by the door, that I walked past 20 times today. Filled a liter bottle from it, twice, and then a bit more, to fill the rear axle. Lowered the hoist down, lubed the two upper ball joints, done deal, as the Sun was setting. Rig is ready to roll anywhere, now. Rear axle will be watched closely; seems to have a pinion seal leak. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2017 01:28 AM (oPNmq) 493
You should take out a restraining order. Request the police report, it should have the owner of the car.
Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2017 01:15 AM (yM/Yl) And upon whom would the restraining order be served? The perp and his sons are long gone. For him, violence would be counter-productive. Those scammers survive by keeping a low profile. They can move two counties away, and pull the same scam again, but not if they are wanted throughout the state for a crime of violence. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2017 01:34 AM (oPNmq) 494
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2017 01:28 AM (oPNmq)
AOP- I read all these things, and think: Would I buy a used car from this man? I think the answer is either absolutely yes or no. Nothing in the middle. I do know better than to try to sell a used car to you, though. Except for this one beauty... Posted by: Honest Miklos Molnar at December 18, 2017 01:38 AM (zCyNd) 495
Oh and I finally finished Guadacanal by Richard Frank. It was damn good, very fair and brutally honest. If anyone has any suggestions on a good book on the Marshalls or the Carolinas or any other South Pacific campaigns, would love to hear it. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2017 11:33 PM (xJa6I) =========================== I recommend "Shots Fired In Anger" by Lt. Col. John George. It's both a first person memoir and it includes an extensive review of infantry weaponry used by both the US Army and the Japanese Army. George served at Guadalcanal and in the CBI (he was an officer in "Merrill's Marauders"). Published by the National Rifle Association. Get the 1991 second printing, which has an addendum that covers his service in India and Burma. Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2017 01:38 AM (Pqytn) 496
I should've had a spin off show. I was pervy & interesting. Unlike Gomer.
Posted by: Floyd the Barber at December 18, 2017 01:38 AM (bc2Lc) 497
Hey again.
Mark, if you're still out there, didn't get your email. Please resend. My address is above. Also, TV Land has been running ads for this cuddle toy called Trumpy Bear. Anyone else seen 'em (or even order one)? Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2017 01:40 AM (jZHL0) 498
I should've had a spin off show. I was pervy & interesting. Unlike Gomer.
Posted by: Floyd the Barber at December 18, 2017 01:38 AM (bc2Lc) We coulda been contenders. Posted by: Harvey, formerly of the Weinstein Company at December 18, 2017 01:41 AM (zCyNd) 499
99 In its determination to secure a nuclear deal with Iran, the Obama administration derailed an ambitious law enforcement campaign targeting drug trafficking by the Iranian-backed terrorist group Hezbollah, even as it was funneling cocaine into the United States, according to a POLITICO investigation
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 17, 2017 10:09 PM (e8kgV) Wow. Still reading this long and damning report on how TFG and Co. aided and abetted Hezbollah and Iran. *the link is in his nic* And by Politico, no less. Whoa. Prediction -- More Congressional committee hearings, no actions taken. Definitely newsworthy stuff; so the WaPo and CNN will no doubt fail to mention this article's existence. Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2017 01:48 AM (0ogQG) 500
When Politico publishes something, it is a bit like in the USSR. First it came out in Komsomolskaya Pravda, as a warning that the Party line had changed.
It means that the under-bussing has begun. Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at December 18, 2017 01:53 AM (zCyNd) 501
Evenin Horde of Yuletide Cheer......
I Reckon Santa's got page on His List that's dedicated to The Horde. Santa's Present Sack must use pocket dimensions to store All The Hottubs He's deliverin....The Horde of Awesome is Prolific.....an Y'all Adide. 1st Monday of the Week.....May the next 4 be successful. Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 18, 2017 01:54 AM (IlqBS) 502
"When Politico publishes something, ... ... It means that the under-bussing has begun." So, In the New Order, journalists will hold the rank of Under-Busser. Posted by: Yeeeeeaaarrrrggghhhhh at December 18, 2017 02:05 AM (FlRtG) 503
I do know better than to try to sell a used car to you, though. Except for this one beauty...
Posted by: Honest Miklos Molnar at December 18, 2017 01:38 AM (zCyNd) I am pretty easy to sell a used car to. I don't have unrealistic expectations of what I will be getting. Of course, I won't pay more than it's worth to me, either. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2017 02:11 AM (oPNmq) 504
Pete Davidson is a hack comedian who made his bones riffing on the fact that is father was NYFD and died in the Twin Towers. But the little swine made a joke bout it. Fuck him.
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at December 18, 2017 02:15 AM (h7sWp) 505
12 Posts of Christmas, 2017 (Day 4)
Christmas pug wuvs you! http://politicalhat.com/?p=14226 12 Posts of Christmas, 2017 (Day 5) The late, great Christopher Lee sings "Jingle Hell" http://politicalhat.com/?p=14229 Posted by: The Political Hat at December 18, 2017 02:21 AM (itfg0) Posted by: The Political Hat at December 18, 2017 02:21 AM (itfg0) 507
Test
Posted by: Test at December 18, 2017 02:32 AM (Dp6qK) 508
ping
Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 18, 2017 02:39 AM (9G8jN) 509
Wife will yell, "are you listening
Half the tree bling is missing" its a miserable night untangling lights and fucking with her winter wonderland. Where's the angel did you hide it no it's gone, last year you fried it she's busting my balls, accusing us all of fucking with her winter wonderland Now she's searching for some plastic snowman says I'm the reason why it can't be found she'll ask me if I'm stupid, I'll say shit man you can do the job and I'll sit down later on I'll conspire to torch it all with greek fire I'll turn it to ash, then fire up my stash in the ruins of her winter wonderland Now she yells the reindeer's crooked yeah no shit, the spotlights cooked it I'll be out on the lawn, probably till dawn fucking with her winter wonderland Holy shit she found that frigging snowman it never stands its always falling down maybe next year I'll devise a new plan and hide it where it never will be found As it snows it got me thinking its probably time I started drinking I'm heading inside to grab a bottle and hide and forget about her winter wonderland. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 18, 2017 02:41 AM (aMlLZ) 510
The (alleged) great Twitter purge is supposed to happen tomorrow.
This is why limiting oneself to a handful of propitiatory platforms is dangerous when it's in the hands of the enemy. Alternatives: http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycbuw6rh Posted by: The Political Hat at December 18, 2017 02:45 AM (itfg0) 511
/ma applauds wildly!
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2017 02:46 AM (XF6gl) Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2017 02:47 AM (XF6gl) Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at December 18, 2017 02:48 AM (zCyNd) 514
Watchin 30 for 30.....on DipshitSN....(When they stick to Sports, Some of their work is Magnificent......)
One About the GREATEST TEAM to never WIN A TITLE..... Fours Falls of Buffalo........ Captivatin, Compelling, Enlighten.........Excellent. Really, Any of The Horde that saw the K-Gun in Action can testify..... Exceptional Football In Action....A Pleasure. Most remember Scott Norwood missing the Field Goal......BUT, The HOFer's, Kelly, Smith.....(and ALL The Other Players)......Shouldered the BLAME for NEVER Winning One...... CLASS.........cause IT'S A TEAM Sport........even Decades Later. Worthwhile. Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 18, 2017 03:05 AM (IlqBS) 515
propitiatory platforms
propitiatory/proprietary hmmm.... Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at December 18, 2017 02:48 AM (zCyNd) I blame auto cucumber. Posted by: The Political Hat at December 18, 2017 03:08 AM (itfg0) 516
Hi, Horde.
This is one of the best ONT threads I've ever read. Just spent an hour and a half taking it in. Really good stuff, guys (and 'ettes!). Condolences, logprof. Ah lubs mah Horde. Posted by: Johnny at December 18, 2017 03:23 AM (kUotE) 517
Also, AOP is an excellent story teller.
Posted by: Johnny at December 18, 2017 03:31 AM (kUotE) Posted by: Johnny at December 18, 2017 03:42 AM (kUotE) 519
Aaand, I'm all alone here. It's not even that late!
Guess I'll turn out the lights on my way out. Goodnight, my beloved Horde. Posted by: Johnny at December 18, 2017 03:46 AM (kUotE) 520
Been up more or less sice 12:30
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2017 03:46 AM (aC6Sd) 521
520 Cheers, mate.
Posted by: Johnny at December 18, 2017 03:47 AM (kUotE) 522
There have been times in the past I sit here, write a few thoughts and go.
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2017 04:12 AM (aC6Sd) 523
At American Thinker check out Why I Quit Teaching by David Solway
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2017 04:16 AM (aC6Sd) 524
Hitting the road, everyone have a great day
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2017 04:17 AM (aC6Sd) 525
wut?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2017 04:18 AM (JvM1C) 526
Hot water tanks are designed to start to leaking at 2 AM, is that how it works?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 18, 2017 04:48 AM (tMFgx) 527
Been up more or less sice 12:30
Posted by: Skip 2:12 when I had to take a leak. Alarm goes off at 4:55 am Central. Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2017 05:17 AM (qbcrG) 528
At least Officer Noor wasn't stabbing people at the mall.
Or running off to join ISIS. Or running over students with his car. Or... Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 18, 2017 05:22 AM (Ndje9) 529
Creio Bishop, 21, was arrested on Wednesday and charged with second-degree arson for allegedly setting fire to JB's Gentleman's Club.
"Your Honor, my client wouldn't torch it with a ten-foot pole." Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 18, 2017 05:38 AM (Ndje9) 530
'Rejoice, Rejoice, Emmanuel is come to Israel!'
Posted by: Eromero at December 18, 2017 05:38 AM (zLDYs) 531
Mornin'.
Even measured against the others in his profession, McVain's selfishness is breathtaking. Self over party and self over country, baby. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 18, 2017 05:44 AM (ul9CR) 532
526- Pies come loose at 3 am, given the basement shower I saw a couple months back.
Posted by: Bete the disillusioned at December 18, 2017 05:49 AM (Ojki1) 533
Err, pipes. Can't imagine the horror show leaking pies would be from.
Posted by: Bete the disillusioned at December 18, 2017 05:51 AM (Ojki1) 534
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2017 05:51 AM (hyuyC) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2017 05:52 AM (hyuyC) 536
499- Its really not worth mentioning though. Old news.
Posted by: The Weakly Standered at December 18, 2017 05:54 AM (Ojki1) 537
250 It was the Togo's pastrami reuben I ordered that inspired my question a few weeks back of corned beef vs. pastrami.
Posted by: qdpsteve Corned beef goes on the plate, w/potato, carrot, cabbage, mustard. Pastrami is smoked corned beef. It goes on rye w/mustard. Love'm both! Posted by: Steelers at December 18, 2017 05:56 AM (5NdOP) 538
Logprof
My condolences for the passing of your Grandmother. Try and hang on to a bit of your youth. It helps. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2017 06:00 AM (hyuyC) 539
Damn, I made the top 10? First time in a long time. Must be a lot more links this past week.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2017 06:01 AM (hyuyC) 541
Morning again all. Squeaky clean and headed to work.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2017 06:08 AM (h6BP/) 542
Google has a doodle.
December Global Festivities Are Being Celebrated by Google With a Seasonal Doodle. Google is celebrating this year's December Winter Festivities with a series of Doodles about a pair of penguins' holiday to visit their warmer-weather relatives. Isn't that special. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 18, 2017 06:08 AM (KdDCu) 543
Google has a doodle.
December Global Festivities Are Being Celebrated by Google With a Seasonal Doodle. Google is celebrating this year's December Winter Festivities with a series of Doodles about a pair of penguins' holiday to visit their warmer-weather relatives. Isn't that special. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 18, 2017 06:08 AM (KdDCu) Let me guess, the penguins are Gay, amirite? Posted by: R.I.P. Grape-kun at December 18, 2017 06:11 AM (itfg0) 544
Google has a doodle.
December Global Festivities Are Being Celebrated by Google With a Seasonal Doodle. Google is celebrating this year's December Winter Festivities with a series of Doodles about a pair of penguins' holiday to visit their warmer-weather relatives. Isn't that special. Posted by: Skandia Recluse Christmas = North Pole Penguins = South Pole Isn't that special. Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2017 06:11 AM (h6BP/) 545
to visit their warmer-weather relatives.
Penguins show up in Florida. The lefties go nuts because of Global Warming Climate Change and The Penguins are COnfused OMG!!!! Posted by: Bruce at December 18, 2017 06:12 AM (8ikIW) 546
Are the Penguins going to celebrate Kwanzaa too?
Posted by: Bruce at December 18, 2017 06:13 AM (8ikIW) 547
They sell single cans/bottles of beer, and shots of liquor to go, and supposedly also loose cigarettes to minors. Loosie? You got some 'splainin' to do. Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at December 18, 2017 06:16 AM (ajiE5) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2017 06:22 AM (hyuyC) 549
Enraging story in Politico (of all places) about how Obama and his idiot sidekick Ben Rhodes protected and enabled Hezbollah's South American drug and gun-running operation (which was importing shitloads of cocaine into the U.S. and using the profits to support its anti-American activities around the globe). Obama and Rhodes did this because Obama didn't want any U.S. law enforcement actions against the criminals in Hezbollah to interfere with his shitty nuclear "deal" with the Iranians.
Just un-fucking-believable how many U.S. lives Obama was willing to sacrifice so that his political ambition of empowering the Iranian mullahs could be achieved. I can't say anything more about what should happen to Obama without getting a visit from the Secret Service, so I'll stop now. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 18, 2017 06:30 AM (fqUgw) 550
Four more days until the hours of daylight begin increasing again! Traditionally however, that's when the cold begins to kick it up a notch. I'm seeing snow in the forecast for the days after Christmas. Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 18, 2017 06:34 AM (ajiE5) 551
"Let me guess, the penguins are Gay, amirite?
Posted by: R.I.P. Grape-kun" How quaint. That is so 2010. They are tranny Muslim penguins. Posted by: Ripley at December 18, 2017 06:38 AM (MxEKc) 552
New Island Forms in Pacificweather.com
How can this be...With all the islands in the Pacific almost underwater now because of GW... Posted by: Colin at December 18, 2017 06:40 AM (b2pRp) 553
How can this be...With all the islands in the Pacific almost underwater now because of GW... Gay Weddings? Posted by: CNN at December 18, 2017 06:41 AM (oVJmc) 554
How can this be...With all the islands in the Pacific almost underwater now because of GW...
Posted by: Colin The islands are made out of plastic shopping bags and water bottles that the evil USA has dumped into the oceans for hundreds of years Posted by: Bruce at December 18, 2017 06:42 AM (8ikIW) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2017 06:42 AM (hyuyC) 556
I hear that all of the actresses going to the Golden Globes awards will be wearing burkas this year to shield them from the lecherous eyes of the menfolk. Maybe they will have a nice stoning too, and perhaps a musical number featuring a beheading.
Posted by: freaked at December 18, 2017 06:50 AM (UdKB7) 557
good morning horde
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 18, 2017 06:51 AM (hMwEB) 558
We can hit a thousand before JJ puts up the EMT!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2017 06:54 AM (h6BP/) 559
We can hit a thousand before JJ puts up the EMT!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2017 06:54 AM (h6BP/) OK... Posted by: The Shrugging Hat at December 18, 2017 06:56 AM (itfg0) Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 18, 2017 06:57 AM (+Dllb) 561
Maybe they will have a nice stoning too, and perhaps a musical number featuring a beheading.
Posted by: freaked Tossing of some gays off of the theatre. A musical number Posted by: Bruce at December 18, 2017 06:58 AM (8ikIW) 562
From quote III:
As amended, the bill now merely says the city's Department of Licenses and Inspections has until January of 2021 to develop rules for the "USE OR REMOVAL" of the barriers. The problem they have, is not the bp glass, it's what and how they allow stuff to be sold. Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2017 07:02 AM (h6BP/) 563
Tossing of some gays off of the theatre. A musical number
Posted by: Bruce at December 18, 2017 06:58 AM (8ikIW) intermission will feature 20 sexy goats doing the can-can that's 80 legs kicking! Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 18, 2017 07:09 AM (hMwEB) 564
I don't like the idea of banning worked but what Trump has done at the CDC is sure to enrage leftist so it must be good. They have made communication impossible by changeling the meaning of words, or having them so loaded with political overtones the can't be used correctly.. Please, add "homophobia" and "community" to the list.
Posted by: Ripley at December 18, 2017 07:11 AM (MxEKc) 565
JJ is NOod
Posted by: Bruce at December 18, 2017 07:14 AM (8ikIW) 566
Subway:
The very last time I almost did business with them I walked to the front door where I was greeted by a posterboard with a life size cut-out of Michell Obama. I stared at a a few seconds, told the staff I just lost my appetite and left never to cross their threshold again. Yeah, about 5 years ago. Posted by: TSgt Ciz at December 18, 2017 10:03 AM (af5xa) 567
"Sammich artists weren't tatted up and body pierced to no end with a shitty and/or condescending attitude. "
That sums up exactly why their sales are off ...nothing else but bad service. Posted by: LarryT at December 18, 2017 11:28 AM (dST9K) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0696 seconds. |
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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