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Strictly Rhetorical Question: Why Does the Media Not Report That ISIS Was Defeated in Iraq and Its Capital City of Raqqa in Syria Has Been Captured by US-Allied Troops?
I would imagine for much the same reason the media is silent on the economy.
Though this is consistent: after all, the media was largely silent on the economy and ISIS under Obama, too. For different reasons, of course. Trump needs to give a primetime address or something to note these things. I guess he can wait until the State of the Union, but...Remember how debates about ISIS dominated the presidential primaries? Remember how Donald Trump and Ted Cruz ratcheted up their rhetoric until they both seemed to promise that they'd commit war crimes like carpet bombing and torture to defeat the deadly threat? ISIS was often the most important and most prominent story in the world. Now, however, the caliphate is a smoking ruin. It courted conflict with the great powers. It craved Armageddon, and it got its wish. No one knows ISIS's exact casualty figures, but its fighters have died by the tens of thousands. I’ve spoken to men who were directly involved in the air campaign, and they have told me that the public doesn't yet understand the sheer scale and ultimate effectiveness of the American attacks. Yes, we withdrew from Iraq too soon. Yes, our counteroffensive against ISIS unfolded slowly. But we fought back, we trained and equipped allies, and we won. This is one of the best stories of the young Trump administration. While many of the battles were fought under Obama, Trump pursued the enemy relentlessly. He delegated decision-making to commanders in the field, they fought within the laws of war, and they prevailed. Trump promised to defeat ISIS, and he has delivered a tremendous victory. Part of the blame still rests with us. Let's be honest: Panic and fear make for a better story than victory and peace. So why isn’t this bigger news?It's nice to see David French take a break from his daily meltdowns and write about actual news that's happening.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)It's lawyers in uniform, like the pussy David French, that have hamstrung the US military.
Posted by: Holdfast at December 14, 2017 07:56 PM (Q6rS8)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 14, 2017 07:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jmel at December 14, 2017 07:57 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (IqV8l)
Or would he have appointed a panty-waist like Colin Powell, who's weak-kneed reacting to the death of thousands of vehicles (but very few actual people) let him to advise GHW Bush to end the war early?
Posted by: Holdfast at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (Q6rS8)
Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 07:59 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Monk at December 14, 2017 07:59 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 07:59 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: The MFM at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (aT+Bx)
Wait, is this ISIS or Roy Moore?
Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (2sCft)
Ejected. I got standards.
Posted by: the Barrel at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Buffy and Jody at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (NvDGo)
Posted by: IanDeal at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (qcIL3)
Roomy.
Like a golden urn.
Empty.
And a gallon of beer beside me.
Hmm . .
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (WbIyz)
Pussy Hat Neutrality! Russia abortion racism!!!! AAAAAAaaaagggghhhHHHH!!!!
Posted by: The Left, melting down at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (42M22)
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (2sCft)
Ejected. I got standards.
Posted by: the Barrel at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (zCyNd)
I got this.
Posted by: The Box at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (s5o+q)
Because it's more important politically for Fake News to help kill the Tax Cuts for the Middle Class.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (mHQeW)
...but this JV team scared millions to flee to Europe.
Posted by: fluffy
As if they needed an excuse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (PeKa0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (lKs2v)
I suggest he use the classical rhetorical devices of "neener, neener" and grabbing his crotch.
Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (LAe3v)
"Uh.... have you tried shooting the bad guys?"
"Poppycock!"
"Go ahead, try it once."
".... uh... wow. That worked."
"You're welcome."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Tuna at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (jm1YL)
Three-year-old kid cursed his teacher. That's news!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Happens all the time in the inner city.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (mHQeW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: freaked at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Wilem Byod Haverhalfov at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (KdDCu)
Let loose the dogs of war!...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (4DCSq)
I suggest he use the classical rhetorical devices of "neener, neener" and grabbing his crotch.
Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (LAe3v)
Wait, I thought the deal was that Trump grabbed OTHER people's crotches!
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (s5o+q)
I'd love to see the president give a national address or series of addresses on a good many things.
Posted by: Tuna
Starting with "why are Barack Obama and all his minions such a tool shed"?
Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:05 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2017 08:05 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah, he sounds like a character in a spy novel.
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (lKs2v)
Same reason as leaks from the DOJ have gotten scarce?
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:05 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:06 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Avi at December 14, 2017 08:06 PM (+Anjo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:06 PM (qJtVm)
43. It's a phased plan
1. Snuff ISIS
2. REMOVE KEBAB
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:06 PM (fA1SL)Remove it from where?
Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:06 PM (LAe3v)
I'm sorry, how is strategic bombing now a "war crime"?
It's lawyers in uniform, like the pussy David French, that have hamstrung the US military.
Posted by: Holdfast at December 14, 2017 07:56 PM (Q6rS
If carpet-bombing and torturing jihadis is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Posted by: mohammed at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc
I did not know that about Mr. McMuffin. Interesting call and now seems entirely plausible if not very likely. Bill Kristol is up to his neck in this too, no doubt, in between those Dreamy NRO Cruises with the Cuks.
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (2sCft)
Speaking of Egg McMuffin, he's a former spook, isn't he?
Yeah, he sounds like a character in a spy novel.
Posted by: rickl
Siegfried of KAOS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (IqV8l)
The media lost interest at the same time. They enjoyed reporting ISIS rampages and atrocities, but had no interest in its defeat - even when Obama was president. I hate those motherfuckers.
Posted by: itsatax at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (/1c+O)
Posted by: Eromero at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (zLDYs)
How did this happen without arming the Syrian "rebels" (even more) like obama and mcain wanted to.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (mHQeW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by:
Pure coincidence!
Posted by: John McCains lost laptop at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (g4lFK)
I LURVE TEH MORON COOKBOOK!!
ON -Topic...
I saw a brief story about this too, but can't even find the link any more. 'Waging war against ISIS' was used to make Obama seem tough; the truth about it absolutely CANNOT be used to make Trump seem like he's had a success.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: Phildirt at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (KyDU4)
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (2sCft)
Ejected. I got standards.
Posted by: the Barrel at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (zCyNd)
I got this.
Posted by: The Box at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (s5o+q)
Come here, you!
Posted by: Jasper's paddle at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (WbIyz)
But characters in spy novels are not supposed to look like douchebags.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: This...is CNN at December 14, 2017 08:08 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 08:08 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (BoMuO)
So. ISIS defeated. Stocks at an all time high. Economy booming again. Oil prices stable. Regulations cut. Jobs being added. Constitutionalist judges appointed.
All this other stuff that's screamed about is bushwa for the Inner Party. No relation to anyone's life.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (yyUoz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Phildirt at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (KyDU4)
Sources Say Trump Keeps Increased Military Presence In Iraq And Syria Due To Fear Of Military Coup At Home
Yeah, it won't be long before the "locals" start acting up again, courtesy of Iran.
Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (LAe3v)
It's lawyers in uniform, like the pussy David French, that have hamstrung the US military.
Posted by: Holdfast at December 14, 2017 07:56 PM (Q6rS
It's not but French would rather lose than dirty his hands. His statement after the Moore loss showed that he's worthless in an actual fight.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (J70i0)
Pussy Hat Neutrality! Russia abortion racism!!!! AAAAAAaaaagggghhhHHHH!!!!
Posted by: The Left, melting down at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (42M22)
Heh. Well, the war on radical islam is not yet won, but they have been dealt a setback.
Posted by: mohammed at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: The Knights who Say Net Neutrality at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (vDqXW)
If only Obama could have had just one extra term there is no telling how bright ours and the world's future would be now.
Posted by: This is CNN at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (IqV8l)
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That was curt.
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (yXU4O)
obama funded the weapons eventually used by isis, Trump destroyed those and isis too. Except for their internet propaganda.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: This is CNN at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (3BFzK)
I hope Mary Cloggenstien's agent is holding out for some serious money from you people.
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (fA1SL)
If only Obama could have had just one extra term there is no telling how bright ours and the world's future would be now.
Posted by: This is CNN
DOW would be at 50,000
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)
Enter Trump, enter MadDog, enter serious ROEs, enter grown-up strategizing with Russkies and other not-quite allies, and BOOM!
Some 9 months later, ISIS is slaughtered and driven wholly out of their precious "caliphate." Mostly just pockets of warlord resisters in the Sinai, in Yemen, and a few places in Africa, plus their Interwebs Kingdom (i.e. propoganda in search of an audience).
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 14, 2017 08:12 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: The Knights who Say Net Neutrality at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (vDqXW)
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, B-
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:12 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: steve at December 14, 2017 08:12 PM (u8jqT)
to have significantly dropped off over the last year too. Hmmm I
wonder why.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (lKs2v)
Fewer slaughtering barbarians?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (WbIyz)
They were so terrible the headline act cancelled.
Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (cHbmY)
They were so terrible the headline act cancelled.
Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (cHbmY)
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They bombed?
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Hussein Obama, edited at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (zCyNd)
Three-year-old kid cursed his teacher. That's news!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
If the MSM acted in the 1940s the way it acted today:
May 8, 1945
TRUMAN EATS BOOGER; WORLD SHOCKED
...in other news, Germany surrenders, WWII over.
Posted by: The Left, melting down at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Tumor #1 at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Barak Obama at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (hcyUh)
Because they're protecting the Negro's legacy.
Such as it is.
Can't have Trump succeeding in short order where he dismally failed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: zombie at December 14, 2017 08:15 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (WbIyz)
McCain died years ago. It's all the tumor now.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:15 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: tbodie at December 14, 2017 08:15 PM (Oy2Ew)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (hcyUh)
ISITNR: Islamic State in the Nether Regions.
Hey, they're already accustomed to high temperatures, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:16 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)
Yeah, and one US Dollar would buy you half a handful of pocket lint.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2017 08:16 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:16 PM (tRaq7)
Hold on there buddy, I got dibs.
Chop chop both of you.
Posted by: Satan at December 14, 2017 08:16 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (2sCft)
Ejected. I got standards.
Posted by: the Barrel at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (zCyNd)
I got this.
Posted by: The Box at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (s5o+q)
Come here, you!
Posted by: Jasper's paddle at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (WbIyz)
But I had no INTENT to call a false nood. Isn't that the new standard??
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:17 PM (2sCft)
to have significantly dropped off over the last year too. Hmmm I
wonder why.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (lKs2v)
Because the remaining patriotic Americans in the CIA could use the videos to figure out where the goat humpers were?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Wilem Byod Haverhalfov at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (KdDCu)
That's a good point. People who are concerned about organizations like "Al Qaeda" and "ISIS" are missing the forest for the trees.
The problem is Islam, and its followers don't need to be card-carrying members of such organizations to carry out acts of jihad, either alone or with friends. That can be done on a decentralized, grassroots level without top-down orders.
There is something fundamentally flawed about using bureaucratic organizations like the military or law enforcement agencies to combat jihad. It is a slow, inefficient, reactive strategy.
That is why in the time after 9/11 I liked Ron Paul's ideas about using letters of marque and reprisal against terrorists. That would have basically meant Congress deputizing ordinary citizen volunteers who wished to fight them, and let them have free rein to use their imaginations in carrying on the fight. That would have allowed a grassroots fighting force on the same level as the jihadis. They wouldn't have been bound by the Geneva Conventions or the laws of war.
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:18 PM (vDqXW)
Thread winner of the First One Hundred Comments!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:16 PM (tRaq7)
I'm gonna have to disagree, as it wasn't a horribly obscure Was Not Was 80's pop music reference.
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:18 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:17 PM (2sCft)
The standard is 55 gallons.
Posted by: the Barrel at December 14, 2017 08:18 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (WbIyz)
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AHEM!!!!
*glares!*
Posted by: Glioblastoma(s) at December 14, 2017 08:18 PM (ohP/V)
Posted by: Lindsay McCain at December 14, 2017 08:19 PM (zCyNd)
*digs in rolodex for Arkhan's # *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: steve at December 14, 2017 08:12 PM (u8jqT)
I used to hate Trump's tweets until I saw the effect they were having and realized what he was doing. It's his way to go through and around the MSM to communicate directly with the American people. Smart solution to a sticky problem.
Posted by: troyriser at December 14, 2017 08:20 PM (raGQi)
You could have just socked 'MSNBC'. Same difference.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2017 08:21 PM (peJQi)
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:21 PM (vDqXW)
Head of Congressional Ethics Office Sued for Abusing Position, Accused of Assaulting Women
Named Omar Ashmawy, go figure.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (zCyNd)
O.o
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (EoRCO)
True, but it is limited to one off gun, knife, car, or pipe bomb attacks. You need an organization, training, funding, and connections to pull off a large scale attack and without an organization, you are left with a bunch of individuals trying to find each other and gather resources. It is much easier for an organization like the FBI to intercept those groups, unless it is preoccupied trying to bring down the president.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (BoMuO)
Victory in Iraq ... The Victory the MFM refused to report.
Next is VD day ... Victory in DPRK
VM Day .. victory over the Mafia of Hillary and deep state
Posted by: illiniwek at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (otAqJ)
97 I have heard that Trump is a lurker.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:14
Nah, he just uses a sock!
Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (4DCSq)
No, no, no. WASWAS is the past tense of ISIS.
We here at AoSHQ are all about the King's Engrish.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (tRaq7)
O.o
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (EoRCO)
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How much Diet Coke does he drink?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Inquiring Minds at CNN Banana at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (zCyNd)
F*ckin' Quakers.
Ruining everything.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (hcyUh)
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So the time of seeking refuge is over? When does Angela Merkel send back Syria's sons and daughters so that they can help rebuild their country?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (Xx7dP)
Posted by: troyriser at December 14, 2017 08:20 PM (raGQi)
This. PDJT's Tweets used to drive me to distraction, until I realized how it's like manipulating a cat (the MFM) with a laser pointer. Now I await them and the ensuing chaos with gleeful anticipation.
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (2sCft)
Head of Congressional Ethics Office Sued for Abusing Position, Accused of Assaulting Women
Named Omar Ashmawy, go figure.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (zCyNd)
I guffawed.
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (s5o+q)
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Thanks. I've been hanging in despite the, cough, cough, chemo.
Posted by: mccain's tumor at December 14, 2017 08:24 PM (QCX64)
No, no, no. WASWAS is the past tense of ISIS.
We here at AoSHQ are all about the King's Engrish.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (tRaq7)
Which king?
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:25 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:27 PM (BoMuO)
The laws of war work when you're fighting a foe who agrees to them.
ISIS agreed to nothing. They gladly would've used chemical or biological weapons in an American city.
Really a couple of smaller nukes would've taken most of them out years ago. Raqqa definitely should've been incinerated.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 14, 2017 08:27 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:25 PM (s5o+q)
Why the King of Pop, of course.
Posted by: zombie michael jackson at December 14, 2017 08:27 PM (2sCft)
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I hope every single one of the vermin from Europe and the US who joined is numbered within that pile.
And if they are not, they ought to be refused re-entry, just as nations are somehow able to refuse us the right to send them illegals who originated there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 08:27 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:27 PM (BoMuO)
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He left the building.
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:27 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: zombie Elvis at December 14, 2017 08:28 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Side draft at December 14, 2017 08:28 PM (ohP/V)
But since Trump is President it got less coverage than Trump pouring fish food in a pond.
Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 08:28 PM (vLsUj)
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:28 PM (2sCft)
True, but it is limited to one off gun, knife, car, or pipe bomb attacks. You need an organization, training, funding, and connections to pull off a large scale attack and without an organization, you are left with a bunch of individuals trying to find each other and gather resources.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (BoMuO)
Yeah, but I think a thousand small-scale attacks could be worse than one spectacular 9/11 type attack. It becomes "the new normal" and tells the infidels that they are not safe anywhere.
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (tRaq7)
That reminds me, I need to wash my sock. Getting a bit crusty for some reason.
And oh, ficus or sock? Discuss.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (8O3HH)
-MSM
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (VV+BY)
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:25 PM (s5o+q)
I was kinda fishing for a King of Angmar reference, but then, I've started in on the Captain Morgan early tonight.
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (vDqXW)
What a cock pump. He doesn't want to vote YES on the bill so he cooks up a lame excuse not to be there.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:31 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:14
Nah, he just uses a sock!
Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (4DCSq)
It's Bluebell!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:31 PM (qJtVm)
I wonder where the FBI could look to find such a gathering?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (2sCft)
Faux.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (tRaq7)
Don......
Living in America!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (EoRCO)
This is a test. If this had been a real comment your bank accounts would now be flush with riches. But this is only a test.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (4Cc/x)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (sdi6R)
The "Religion of Peace" bs will only carry so far here. After a few attacks we'll be all for profiling.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (4Cc/x)
Shit!
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:33 PM (s5o+q)
'member Chechnya and Ingushetia? As soon as the Kavkaz Emirate was blasted out of existence and denied access to resources & territory, the bombings, etc., largely died off.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:33 PM (fA1SL)
If only Obama could have had just one extra term there is no telling how bright ours and the world's future would be now.
Posted by: This is CNN
DOW would be at 50,000
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)
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I've done some data analysis and the next stop is 100,000. Perhaps before the end of Trump's second term.
Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 08:33 PM (vLsUj)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:33 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: troyriser at December 14, 2017 08:20 PM (raGQi)
This. PDJT's Tweets used to drive me to distraction, until I realized how it's like manipulating a cat (the MFM) with a laser pointer. Now I await them and the ensuing chaos with gleeful anticipation.
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (2sCft)
Let's face it, the man is a fucking genius.
Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:14
Nah, he just uses a sock!
Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (4DCSq)
It's Bluebell!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:31 PM (qJtVm)
Can't be. The cookbook would have consisted of Big Macs and Diet Coke.
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:34 PM (sdi6R)
New Hawtness "Repealing Net Neutrality will prevent the FBI from finding ISIS!!!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:34 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (qJtVm)
Which one?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 08:34 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at December 14, 2017 08:35 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: This is CNN
DOW would be at 50,000
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)
DOW would be at 5000. But what's a zero? A zero is nothing, right? Ask any Communist Core math student.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (sdi6R)
The "Religion of Peace" bs will only carry so far here. After a few attacks we'll be all for profiling.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (BoMuO)
We're close.
If Isis (or Waswas . . . whatever) gets the idea that terror attacks in (for instance) Jackson, MS, Billings, MT or Scranton, PA instead of NYC are the way to go . . .
. . .
Things Would Change.
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:35 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:34 PM (sdi6R)
And the dessert section would have been 2 scoops of ice cream.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:35 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:33 PM (YqDXo)
Behold! The Golden Scalp Weasel!! Destroyer of Narrative Worlds....
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:36 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (BoMuO)
I'm all for it now.
"Profiling" aka "sound police work."
It's amazing how few crimes blue-haired grannies commit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:37 PM (YqDXo)
- The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) December 14, 2017
Of course. Everyone knows you don't give the enemy a timeline for withdrawal.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (Sfs6o)
Trump's not keeping Obama's sick burn of that group was a bridge too far.
Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (vLsUj)
Posted by: Mike at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (c056A)
So Tuesday in light of "Armageddon in Alabama Day" there was a discussion about Conecuh sausage and smoked meats and I had asked around about where to get some because I had never tasted it. Well, what arrives in the mail today? A huge box of Conecuh sausages ( a sampler selection of all their sausage! Courtesy of Mrs. Redux whose company does a lot of business
with a firm down there that she likes and which has a lot of super smart, but down home Alabama attorneys (Lloyd Gray Whitehead & Monroe in Birmingham ~ so if you are looking for a good law firm down there, apropos of this, they are your guys!). They just happened to send that round as an X~mas gift. I laid down the Ace Cookbook for a few minutes to look through the one that came with it ~ yummy! I am very much looking forward to trying some tomorrow for dinner!! As they say: "it's good news!"
Just like the wholesale destruction of ISIS!
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (0YSzp)
God has a sense of humor.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2017 08:39 PM (VV+BY)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 08:34 PM (Eu5eZ)
The 2010 one.
It's the LA skyline, or what's left of it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:39 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Mike at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (c056A)
Dude! It's a CNN poll. Don't worry about it.
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:39 PM (2sCft)
Shriek you harpies! Pay for your own orange
paper jumpsuit for the perp walk.
Betrayed the public trust? Pffffttt. Just impound
all the hidden money. And Treasury knows where it is and don't think they don't.
Tweet it, Mr. President!
They'll be all wore out for Pence!
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 14, 2017 08:40 PM (fXd4g)
BE THE FIRST TO EMAIL US AT MORONCOOKBOOK @ GMAIL DOT COM WITH YOUR NIC AND MAILING ADDRESS, AND YOU WIN A FREE COOKBOOK!
GO!!!!
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:41 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:41 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (kNasr)
GO!!!!
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:41 PM (kNasr)
Fine. I'll be happy to pay, assuming you take EBT.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (sdi6R)
I don't think so. The Reds are right in saying we can absorb a number of casualties. Hell, 50,000 people a year die in auto accidents, and nobody loses their shit over that.
The Muzzies go in for making a big splash, because that gets them MSM coverage (which small attacks do not so much, as the MSM does its best to bury them).
Memo to Muzzies: nothing would get you more coverage than whacking half of the audience at the Academy Awards.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Not so fast, young lady. What's Skyline?
Sit still and tell us all about your doings.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (Sfs6o)
Named Omar Ashmawy, go figure.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (zCyNd)
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No actually, it's disturbing, apart from the sex misconduct. He's another case of people who get appointed for PC reasons who are likely motivated by bias and have no respect for law.
I can hear a liberal saying, "What? Just because someone's a Muslim you think they cannot be impartial?"
I'd reply, "Well, what if there was overwhelming evidence they weren't impartial? Would you ever consider investigating them, any more than you would consider doing anything about Nidal Hasan? Why not just appoint a white guy? The slightest whiff of impropriety and BOOM. There is much less risk of such a one getting away with discrimination or lawlessness".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (/qEW2)
A man drinking 12 Diet Cokes a day is going to knock defeating a terrorist organization out of the headlines every day of the week
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (kNasr)
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Aw man!
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (Sfs6o)
"Doesn't it all boil down to this? If the government of this state for quite a long time back had been able to do anything for the folks in it, would Stark been able to get out there with his bare hands and bust the boys?" - Robert Penn Warren, All the King's Men
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (Lq63L)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (kNasr)
The Road Charge Pilot Program successfully tested the functionality, complexity, and feasibility of the critical elements of this new potential revenue system - road charge - for transportation funding.
Manual options provide the highest degree of privacy and data security, but will in all likelihood be the most difficult to enforce, and could be costly to administer
Plug-in devices are the most reliable options, however as new technology emerges this methodology could be obsolete by the time a road charge program is adopted
More technologically advanced methods, such as the smartphone application with location services and the in-vehicle telematics show great promise, but need further refinement.
YOU WILL HAVE TO LET THEM TRACK MOVEMENTS ON YOUR CELLPHONE SO THEY CAN TAX YOUR MILEAGE!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (YqDXo)
Gay Pride Parades are an affront to all true muslims.
Posted by: Al-Akhsar University at December 14, 2017 08:44 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 08:44 PM (yTnCT)
GO!!!!
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:41 PM (kNasr)
As a kid, I was always eternally frustrated by the local Top 40's radio station give away's. I never ended up being the fifth caller or whatever, and missing up on winning a scratched up, used 45 RPM copy of "Hey Jude". It still depresses the hell out of me. I'm staying right here in my lane.
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (eIQHF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (kNasr)
Well, the NYTimes did a story on the fall of Raqqa....
...the lefty readers in the comments pointed out how Trump's generals were just following Obama's plan to a tee....and how much credit Obama should get for this victory over ISIS.
Obama doesn't need to take credit.... his sycophants will do so for him at the drop of a hat. So there's that...
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (onMT/)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (Sfs6o)
No. Never mind sexual misconduct. Because he's a Muslim, he's even money to be a terrorist or terrorist supporter, and probably shouldn't be here in the first place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2017 08:46 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:46 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (Sfs6o)
Sneaky way of getting our addresses for the Fruitcake of the Month mailing list.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (kNasr)
But the money is going for a good cause. So I'm okay paying for my copy. Thanks Bluebell and Weasel for all your efforts!!
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO)
Great. I'll leave my cell phone at home (yes!) and drive all over the place at state expense!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (3BFzK)
It's the LA skyline, or what's left of it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:39 PM (qJtVm)
I'd like to see that one again.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (kNasr)
Back to watching "Skyline".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (qJtVm)
The Nissan, or the chili?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: freaked at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (UdKB7)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1564585/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (qJtVm)
I thought "Skyline" was chili with cinnamon or some such
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO)
Great. I'll leave my cell phone at home (yes!) and drive all over the place at state expense!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (YqDXo)
So time to invest in a GPS blocker.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (kNasr)
I already got one, you see!
Posted by: French Knigget at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:50 PM (BoMuO)
Did we mention you have to pay $7,000 in winners tax?
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:50 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (vLsUj)
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Trump's a racist--trying to destroy the ENTIRE Obama Legacy!!!
Posted by: Media Cryers at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (vDqXW)
ISIS in Iraq - crushed
North Korea - isolated
Jerusalem recognized as Israel's capital
Gorsuch on the Supreme Court
Lower federal court judges (conservatives) nominated and confirmed
The regulatory state under siege
MSM stand naked in the public square
Pretty good start 11 months in.
Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (Pqytn)
We Sith try the same, but only ad gifts for relatives. Because we're generous and don't give our own addresses to jailbirds.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
I promise I won't do anything at all with your addresses, so forget about the Fruitcake of the Month club.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (dKiJG)
I'm on it.
Posted by: Deplorable Michael Faraday at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:50 PM (BoMuO)
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Nope, not until now!
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (QCX64)
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Never heard it called that. Stone Throne, yeah.
Posted by: Media Cryers at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (peJQi)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (zCyNd)
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Abomination!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (QCX64)
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You can send email from the tablet, can't you? I can from my ipad, and my son can from his old google tablet thingy. As long as you have an internet connection you should be able to do it.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:53 PM (kNasr)
Asking for a friend...
Posted by: B.O. at December 14, 2017 08:53 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2017 08:53 PM (RbSs1)
The Dems are now turning on Rod Rosentein for releasing the Strozk-Page emails (among others) to the House oversight committees. Imagine that - the Dems want their operatives in the DoJ to stonewall Congress.
Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 08:54 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:54 PM (QCX64)
TuCa and Gutfeld just riffed off each other. It was awesome.
They should just cancel all their other shows and keep doing TuCa and Gutfeld.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2017 08:54 PM (fuK7c)
(Purely hypothetical questions, ot course.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:55 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2017 08:53 PM (RbSs1)
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There should be some more chances to win this week, so stay tuned!
We realize some people don't like Amazon, but their publishing and distribution model was the only way we could make this work.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:56 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:50 PM (Sfs6o)
That should be offset by my EITC, assuming my paperwork on the 14 adorable Guatemalan tykes isn't revoked prior to midnight, Dec 31st.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:56 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:56 PM (BoMuO)
MIKLOS MOLNAR
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (kNasr)
You tricked Miklos into using his real name instead of a sock!
Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Totally not President Trump at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 08:54 PM (Pqytn)
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I saw on Instapundit this morning that the Dems complaining about the FBI bias AGAINST them, and demanding an investigation into the FBI's animus toward their party, is what prompted the release of Strzok's emails!!
They're that delusional.
Of course if Trump takes action against Rosenstein, it'll be "shipping him off in a cattle car to the camps" in the Dem press.
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:56 PM (zCyNd)
As long as you had them 6 months of the past 12, you are golden.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (h8hTk)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (VV+BY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (BoMuO)
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I just presumed you meant California.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2017 08:58 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:56 PM (zCyNd)
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If that's the case we owe you 37 cents.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:58 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:58 PM (fA1SL)
I have a cookbook hidden somewhere on my person.
The first moron to find it can keep it...
Ready : Go.
Posted by: Triggly Puff at December 14, 2017 08:58 PM (h8hTk)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (kNasr)
So on the off-chance, design a script that emails bluebell once every minute for the next month.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:59 PM (BoMuO)
Mrs. Jukin thinks 6 inches is really 10.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (3BFzK)
Out of necessity I subscribe to the "it's not the size that matters, it's the technique." theory....
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:59 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (Pqytn)
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Not so fast Pollyanna. I'm just hittin' my stride.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at December 14, 2017 08:59 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:54 PM (QCX64)
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It's a SIGNED copy.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:59 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Deplorable Michael Faraday at December 14, 2017 09:00 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Triggly Puff at December 14, 2017 08:58 PM (h8hTk)
Under the pannus on the left side. You just have to scrape away the ham sandwich and a layer of candida.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 09:00 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:00 PM (Pqytn)
1. Primary cookbook.
2. Backup cookbook buried with assault cooking utensils. Surprising everyone, it folds up.
3. Cookbook to lose in kayaking accident.
4. Donation to state Republican Party chairentity to help them understand deplorables.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (vLsUj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (fA1SL)
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12/21/77
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:02 PM (kNasr)
They're that delusional.
Great! A bipartisan effort to investigate what the hell happened to the FBI. Let's do it!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 09:02 PM (YqDXo)
Currently cooking "spicy sausage rice a la Peon": make pot of instant rice, set aside, fry cut rounds of smokie sausages in skillet until partially burnt, add can of tomato soup, and stir in rice. Season with Lousiana hot sauce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:02 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 09:02 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (WbIyz)
But...but... Chorizo...
Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (yXU4O)
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It's all they got, but don't forget they have 95% of the media to back up the claim.
Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (vLsUj)
Waitress!
I ordered a slice of pie like 10 minutes ago...
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (h8hTk)
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (8ikIW)
I wouldn't be a bit surprised. We know Rush does.
Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:56 PM (Sfs6o)
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Every purchase of the Moron cookbook gets you a free ride on the Big Blue Weenis to Moon Base Bezos!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (h8hTk)
https://tinyurl.com/yab8oyb6
Pretty unbelievable stuff and if you can stomach she is going to be on Hannity soon to explain more.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (BoMuO)
"Custody" or "in custody" as in that MS-13 misunderstanding?
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (zCyNd)
I wouldn't be a bit surprised. We know Rush does.
Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (kUotE)
Or that he at least has somebody on staff to do it for him.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (yXU4O)
I get a $1000 to $2500 tax reduction.
Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (vLsUj)
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One of those GOPe shitstains will torpedo it at the 11th hour with a new, outrageous demand. Guaranteed.
Posted by: Side draft at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (ohP/V)
1. Primary cookbook.
2. Backup cookbook buried with assault cooking utensils. Surprising everyone, it folds up.
3. Cookbook to lose in kayaking accident.
4. Donation to state Republican Party chairentity to help them understand deplorables.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (e1mEI)
You need a fifth one for killing face-sized spiders.
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 09:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 09:05 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (8ikIW)
Funny. they only fit a '49 Hudson Commodore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:05 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 14, 2017 09:06 PM (4DCSq)
We need to keep face-sized spiders extant for the purpose of having certain effects on certain people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2017 09:06 PM (fuK7c)
Our three cookbooks arrived a day early. I loved the back cover and the Nood with willow's recipe. I had to explain that, using hand gestures to mimic the arrival of the corgis. I've got a smile on my face from what you have wrought.
My wife started reading. Despite being married to me, she is a refined lady and her eyebrows went up at some of the language. And I told her you cleaned it up.
She liked the comments on the back cover, the disclaimer, and the preface. And she liked reading the comments. Even more than the recipes.
She felt vindicated by the tuna noodle casserole using sour cream -- that is what she does.
She got an idea from a fish recipe, and we are now going to use the recipes to spice up our hum-drum lives.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (kUotE)
No Fruitcake of the Month club, as Cat was worried about.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What a coincidence. I just found the Commodores
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (h8hTk)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:58 PM (Sfs6o)
An IRC and DX report certificate will do nicely.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, on the 49 meter band at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (/tuJf)
Unbelievable huh ?
All that Domestic Surveillance that got put in place after 9/11 ? Just fucking unfathomable how that shit ain't really to catch terrorists, I guess ?
Dude ... you kill me. You really, really do.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:08 PM (fiGNd)
She turned informer. Stoolie. This was her trick to get contact info.
As we speak, black, windowless vans are pulling up at the Miklos encampment.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:08 PM (fA1SL)
I wouldn't be a bit surprised. We know Rush does.
Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (kUotE)
HEY! DONNY TWO SCOOPS!
WAKE UP THAT FUCKHEAD SESSIONS AND BEGIN THE FUCKING INQUISITION ALREADY!
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 09:08 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2017 09:09 PM (A1FgP)
I wouldn't be a bit surprised. We know Rush does.
Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (kUotE)
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Naahhh. He has Snerdly tip him off to the important and relevant stuff posted here, both by Ace and the Commenters.
Posted by: Side draft at December 14, 2017 09:09 PM (ohP/V)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:09 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:09 PM (kNasr)
Wow. Listening to the 1805 version of Beethoven's opera Fidelio. Third Act Leonora just pulled out her handgun and threatened to plug Pizzaro. One of the most thrilling moments in opera, IMHO.
Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (Pqytn)
"Un laut, und du bist todt!" Fidelio is among my favorite operas. The final scene - "Floristan, Floristan ist wieder mein!" - damn near makes me blub.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 09:09 PM (JxaIz)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (e1mEI)
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Sounds like you're going to need some shelves.
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (vDqXW)
Wait until Spring, Ace is Self-Publishing an anotated version of the Kama Sutra.
I hear JJ Sefton is doing all of the images in watercolor.
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (h8hTk)
Wow. Listening to the 1805 version of Beethoven's opera Fidelio. Third
Act Leonora just pulled out her handgun and threatened to plug Pizzaro.
One of the most thrilling moments in opera, IMHO.
Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (Pqytn)
I can see it now: "rrrrip" as hammer of pistol snags on her petticoats, "fumble, fumble" as she cocks the hammer back, "clink" as hammer falls, and sparks from flint fall on empty pan. "Scritch, scritch, scritch, as she attempts to remove saltpeter from her cooch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (oPNmq)
final scene - "Floristan, Floristan ist wieder mein!" - damn near makes
me blub.
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The opera is livestreaming at theclassicalstation.org the duet is playing now.
Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (8ikIW)
Trigglypuff ain't no brick house. But xhe does let it all hang out.
Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:11 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:11 PM (kUotE)
Thanks bluebell and Weasel & all you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 14, 2017 09:12 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 09:12 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:11 PM (QCX64)
Would pudding with pot in it be joint custardy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (oPNmq)
We need to keep face-sized spiders extant for the purpose of having certain effects on certain people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2017 09:06
Listen to this man.
Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider in MWR's closet at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (jfuOT)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (/tuJf)
on her petticoats, "fumble, fumble" as she cocks the hammer back,
"clink" as hammer falls, and sparks from flint fall on empty pan.
"Scritch, scritch, scritch, as she attempts to remove saltpeter from her
cooch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (oPNmq)
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That's the 1820 revision.
Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (peJQi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:08 PM (fA1SL)
You amuse me, Sir.
My staff assure me that there is nothing on the radar within many miles of my...location.
Other than one very small, no doubt insignificant blip... one of the native fishermen perhaps...
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, activating yellow alert at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (2sCft)
FBI bias AGAINST them, and demanding an investigation into the FBI's
animus toward their party, is what prompted the release of Strzok's
emails!!
They're that delusional.
Of course if Trump takes action against Rosenstein, it'll be "shipping him off in a cattle car to the camps" in the Dem press.
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The only way that Trump can be investigated fairly is by using Democrat operates from Hawaii, preferably judges, who have donated millions to the DNC and Hillary.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY PEOPLE!!!
Posted by: The MFM at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:11
Yes I think ran across more than one as
I skimmied it. All in all a great cookbook.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 14, 2017 09:15 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 09:16 PM (vLsUj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (h8hTk)
The Kindle version will have holograms (unless you pay extra)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, DTP guy at December 14, 2017 09:16 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (Pqytn)
Man, way to make me feel like an idiot for listening to music from old X68000 games.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 09:16 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:17 PM (PUmDY)
In the unlikely event she starts lurking here, uh, maybe I'm the one who could be in trouble.
I'll see if I can keep her talents focused in the kitchen, with the help of a wonderful new cookbook. I'll comment on nasty dirty political things, for an equitable division of labor.
You, Weasel, Muldoon, Bandersnatch, and the proofreaders pulled off an awesome task. Even in the face of "Where's the cookbook?", like a couple of bored 3rd graders on a long car trip asking how much further?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (hyuyC)
Oh? Have you moved closets, are you the cousin of the face-sized spider we've come to know? Did you change closets out of fear of something?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:19 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (PUmDY)
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Charlie, neither - Virginia bluebells are my favorite wildflower.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:19 PM (kNasr)
If only.
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..you two sound like an old married couple.. you really do...
Posted by: a citizen and a scholar at December 14, 2017 09:21 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (hyuyC)
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Salty, I felt bad that it took so long - I wish I could have devoted 8 hours a day to it, but I couldn't. I told Weasel hopefully when people see it they'll understand why it took a while to get it all done.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:21 PM (kNasr)
You can hold your head high. bluebell.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 09:24 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:27 PM (PUmDY)
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Glad you like it Salty, and our apologies to SaltyWoman!
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (Sfs6o)
... before the bloody, violent riot
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 09:33 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 09:33 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:35 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Totally not President Trump
I ordered mine today and am getting it December 18. I might give it to my visiting sister that day, and then....buy another one!!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 14, 2017 09:40 PM (S6Pax)
Trump of course credits the military.
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