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New Claim From CNN: Anderson Cooper's Assistant Left His Phone Unattended and Unlocked at the Gym; An Unknown Rando Must Have Picked Up the Phone and Used It to Tweet Out that Trump Was a "Tool" and a "Pathetic Loser"
He left his phone unlocked at a gym?
Don't phones lock themselves after like ten seconds of non-use?CNN statement on @andersoncooper tweet says it was sent from NYC while AC was in D.C. pic.twitter.com/ngFlByFeQp
— ErikWemple (@ErikWemple) December 13, 2017
So Anderson Cooper's assistant suffered the following calamity: Someone at the gym broke into his/her locker; figured out his/her password; logged into Cooper's Twitter; Tweeted a single Tweet from Cooper's account; then replaced the phone in the locker and closed it back up.
— Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) December 13, 2017
It's the perfect crime, really. https://t.co/TZI7OfRCv4
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) December 13, 2017
Hey, @AceofSpadesHQ
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) December 13, 2017
I did some research and found a picture of Anderson's assistant (who misplaced the phone) pic.twitter.com/OBgI6E71oO
Dear @andersoncooper @CNN @CNNPR,
— TheOne&OnlyExpert (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 13, 2017
Has a police report been filed? After all, if someone had access to the assistant's phone, the Mystery Short-Term Thief could have stolen all the credit card information and passwords he has stored therein.
.@CNN was determined that the staffer who sent out the Cruz Porn Tweet be identified and punished. But no word on Anderson Cooper's assistant's name, or the punishment. https://t.co/QMkaa70nM1
— TheOne&OnlyExpert (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 13, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 04:52 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Aidorndack Patriot at December 13, 2017 04:52 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: red speck at December 13, 2017 04:53 PM (6Krd7)
Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 04:53 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: wooga at December 13, 2017 04:54 PM (uCYAx)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 04:54 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 04:54 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: red speck at December 13, 2017 04:55 PM (6Krd7)
Posted by: Coop at December 13, 2017 04:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 04:55 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 13, 2017 04:55 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 04:56 PM (a0IVu)
I saw what he did...
Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2017 04:56 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Mon Kay at December 13, 2017 04:56 PM (KdDCu)
Coop...
Of all the stupid, inane, debaucherous, inapropriate shit you've said on and off the air.....
.... you're going to lie about calling Trump a poopyhead on Twitter???
Srsly??
Posted by: fixerupper at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Weasel at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: golfman at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (48QDY)
It's nothing new.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Anthony 'Stretched Hole' Weiner at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (RKQ/v)
.... you're going to lie about calling Trump a poopyhead on Twitter???
Srsly??
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yes because brian ross got suspended recently. The Queen believes, correctly, that the rules have changed.
Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (6LtO5)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (QC/4S)
Fluffer.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: dantesed at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (8ikIW)
I have the pictures to prove it.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner"
Please don't share.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (QC/4S)
It's Anderson Cooper we're talking about. So yeah. An ASSistent, a BUTTler and a FOOTlong man....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 04:54 PM (4ErVI)
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That's a quality comment right there.
Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (QC/4S)
The way I always do
How was I to know?
It was with the Russians too!
HA!
Send lawyers, guns and money
The toast has hit the fan!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (KdDCu)
Nah.... Clearly that's just crazypants. Definitely had his phone swiped by a guy at the gym and they managed to get it before it autolocked and tweeted out to Trump
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (KP5rU)
Anderson Cooper obviously needs to change his easily guessed password of ButtSex to something a little more muscular and girthy.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Office of the Spellchecker General at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Tomato can at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (5vn7I)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: JoeF.
Will the clever innuendos EVER end? But not.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (EoRCO)
So how did his phone get to NY?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (lKyWE)
Will the airhead NRO/Weekly Standard pundits weigh in on the importance of the non-response from Trump, so far?
And, OT, I take it that nobody at the hearing today bothered to challenge Rosenstein on the legitimacy of the special counsel appointment, in terms of the governing statute. Nice. But boy they read him the riot act, or something.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: nick adams at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (nFwvY)
Wouldn't it have been funnier if they tweeted pro-Trump stuff on Cooper's account?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (l4NG+)
Mine does. Everybody's I know does.
But his might be different...
Posted by: tu3031 at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (4u7kU)
Agent Cooper > Alice Cooper > Anderson Cooper
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (tjXrB)
Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (jxbfJ)
I live a couple of blocks from Gloria's momma's boy. I'll go knock on his door and ask.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)
Or it's one of them fancypants iPhones that are unlocked by your face and we're dealing with folks that all look alike.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (8O3HH)
But I guess there are a few people out there that still believe journalists like Anderson Cooper are unbiased and they get to keep that illusion for the 3 people left.
Posted by: Maritime at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin - Sad ClownWhore at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer, Drinking Chardonnay at the Democrat National Convention at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Eromero at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (zLDYs)
It was Kathy Griffen. Nothing like a woman scorned.
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (vcOmj)
More like in-yer-end-os, but no, they will never end.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (7UW64)
There really should be sort of a police-blotter-like item in the side-bar, explaining recent bannings of regulars. "Your Bannings Tonight!" or something like that. Then people wouldn't ask annoying questions, like I just did.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (wPiJc)
It's plausible. These people aren't exactly the brightest bulbs on the tree.
Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (sX1BW)
CuSO4>DB Cooper > Agent Cooper > Alice Cooper > Anderson Cooper
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (mbhDw)
Mine does. Everybody's I know does.
But his might be different...
Posted by: tu3031"
If it was an IPhone, you can go in Settings and disable the lock function. You get a warning that it is a bad idea but you can do it.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (OD2ni)
CNN correction forthcoming:
Oh, did I saw he was AT A gym? I meant he was IN Jim.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
Those dingleberries don't harvest themselves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
******
Yeah, I'm thinking just about every other word in the original post needs to be in scare quotes.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (8ikIW)
Maybe he got a good bodyman on the rebound: Reggie Love.
Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (CTBHU)
Ben
Ben Dover.
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I just assumed Cooper was more of a catcher.
Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (oVJmc)
fixt
Posted by: Anachronda at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (sGtp+)
There was an. INCIDENT!
DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!
Posted by: Woken Skynet - A joke few will get at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (M06hO)
Posted by: brak at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (WjCgM)
Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (w1zJX)
Probably static electricity from all the wiping with cloth.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (7UW64)
Ooh, slow-ish odd thread, so can I ask for an executive summary of how the tedious Banana guy got banninated?
There really should be sort of a police-blotter-like item in the
side-bar, explaining recent bannings of regulars. "Your Bannings
Tonight!" or something like that. Then people wouldn't ask annoying
questions, like I just did.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (QX0Xt)
He got banned? Details?!!! I am glad because lordy, he was tedious and un-funny.
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (a0IVu)
Anderson and his assistant in the gym locker room were probably distracted. You know. "Distracted."
Posted by: brak at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (WjCgM)
The investigator assigned to this case is Dick Tracy
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (mbhDw)
I was told there weren't going to be any chemistry problems on this quiz.
Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (EzdLW)
He gives a mean rusty trombone.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's valet at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
********
I've heard that the Dingleberry™, forerunner to the Blackberry, was notoriously easy to hack.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (Rk75K)
You crack me up
Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (8ikIW)
Gordon Cooper>Gary Cooper>CuSO4>DB Cooper > Agent Cooper >James Fenimore Cooper> Alice Cooper > Bradley Cooper>Anderson Cooper
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (mbhDw)
Those dingleberries don't harvest themselves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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With a name like 'Painful Rectal Itch', it's got to be great jam.
Posted by: SNL, when still funny at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (QC/4S)
Any body up for Gay Clue ??
Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (4u7kU)
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When your roomates dick tastes like shit??
Posted by: just the punchline at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (8XRCm)
My second sister's third daughter has this happen to her all the time. Her husband does it when he finds her tablet logged into facebook.
He thinks it's funny.
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (Rk75K)
side-bar, explaining recent bannings of regulars. "Your Bannings
Tonight!" or something like that. Then people wouldn't ask annoying
questions, like I just did.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (QX0Xt)
He got banned? Details?!!! I am glad because lordy, he was tedious and un-funny.
=========
Oh, I just figured he eventually realized he was in the wrong place and went somewhere else.
Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (oVJmc)
--Well, the Greek root of gymnasium means "nekkid"
Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Fletch at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (EzdLW)
-- Sean Davis (@seanmdav) December 13, 2017
No. When Anderson Cooper stole that bra from Bergdorf's ... that was the perfect crime.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 05:10 PM (7UW64)
Gordon Cooper>Gary Cooper>CuSO4>DB Cooper > Agent Cooper >James Fenimore Cooper> Pat Cooper> Alice Cooper > Bradley Cooper>Chris Cooper>Anderson Cooper
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:10 PM (mbhDw)
The investigator assigned to this case is Dick Tracy
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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And trusted wingman, Sam Catchem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:10 PM (cp1if)
Amari Cooper - DB > Gordon Cooper>Gary Cooper>CuSO4>DB Cooper > Agent Cooper >James Fenimore Cooper> Alice Cooper > Bradley Cooper>Anderson Cooper
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: just the punchline at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (oVJmc)
Rumor-intelligence seemed to point to a bannination (or bannonination, in his case). Just curious. While tedious and sometimes remarkably clueless, he was usually civil and playful.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (mbhDw)
But I'm not an idiot.. I've got nothing on that phone.. I do no banking, buying or anything else important on my phone..
I do that stuff on a secure desktop browser..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (LAe3v)
Ok then.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Gale Gordon at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah, and that pig in a pantsuit seems to have gotten a pass as well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (oVJmc)
He also like teabagging.
[Remember back when the Tea Party started, and the MFM was mocking them. Ol' Andy was giggling like a schoolgirl about "teabaggers"
Also Arabian Deathmask.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's valet at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (8XRCm)
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Actually, no.
Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (LAe3v)
You know who elves had assistant!?
Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (Rk75K)
Santa?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (493sH)
Ok then.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (/tuJf)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 05:10 PM (7UW64)
So his nickname is Stretch?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Young Frankenstein Puttin on the Ritz at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (tjXrB)
Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (EzdLW)
When Anthony Weiner claimed his computer had been "#Hacked," he tried to make a joke: #ToasterStillLoyalThough.
Which was a giveaway: You don't make cutesy jokes when someone has actually hacked you.
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (EzdLW)
I take this as proof that rodeo clowns have more of a sense of professional ethics and decorum.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (oVJmc)
Leave your phone open for interested men to add their phone numbers or something?
Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (vDqXW)
The phone wasn't at the gym. It was next to the gloryhole at the bath house.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 13, 2017 04:55 PM (89T5c)
Barry O: Why is everyone looking at me now?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Gloria Vanderbilt at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (wPiJc)
Runway 167 is open. You're clear for commenting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (r9UYA)
He also like teabagging.
[Remember back when the Tea Party started, and the MFM was mocking
them. Ol' Andy was giggling like a schoolgirl about "teabaggers"
Also Arabian Deathmask.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's valet at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (8O3HH)
We really should ask Ace to put in a search box on the main page that searches UrbanDictionary.org for these little gems.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (jxbfJ)
He got banned? Details?!!! I am glad because lordy, he was tedious and un-funny.
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (a0IVu)
With his perfect record of derailing threads I'm surprised the banning is only for eight days. Dude has 'paid troll' all over his modus operandi.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: The Deep State at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (QX0Xt)
You work out our way, I'll work out my way.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Ass Sistant at December 13, 2017 05:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anderson "O.J." Pooper at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (Tyii7)
Note: One assistant is not enough on days that Anderson wishes to be made "air-tight."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (h3OTG)
So now have solid evidence of a genuine conspiracy to commit subterfuge by a couple of FBI agents for an INSURRECTION.
Posted by: Young Frankenstein Puttin on the Ritz at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (tjXrB)
I did it. - The butler
I did it. - Col. Mustard in the conservatory
Posted by: Rgallegos at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (kXQya)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Tomato can at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (5vn7I)
Posted by: dantesed at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (jxbfJ)
An Unknown Rando Must Have Picked Up the Phone and Used It to Tweet Out that Trump Was a "Tool" and a "Pathetic Loser"
rando
an unpredictable, awkward and often creepy individual. a rando is always there in the background, even though no one invited him. Randos tend to be isolated within large groups; they sit in corners and lurk in the shadows of others. Even though everyone is aware of the presence of a rando, no one knows anything about him or her and therefore randos are often unwittingly ignored.
-- Urban Dictionary
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. php?term=rando&defid=4116187
Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Ass Sistant at December 13, 2017 05:15 PM (oVJmc)
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Your dong it wrong.
Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Anderson "O.J." Pooper at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (Tyii7)
"This is the Central Scrutinizer..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:18 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 05:18 PM (N6CVU)
Believable: Help me I'm chained up with 6 other 12-year-old boys in Anderson Cooper's basement! He passed out after raping us and we only have minutes before he wakes up, please hurry!
Posted by: cornbred at December 13, 2017 05:18 PM (MuWf/)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (y3aQB)
After all, it wasn't you.
Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: nick adams at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Wikileaks at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (aT+Bx)
That gambit only works on one out of 50 wives.
Posted by: Saudi Prince at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (QQ+il)
That was a big build up for that.
I thin the Urban Dictionary is reading a bit too much into it. A "rando" is just a random person.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Gloria Vanderbilt
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Bullshit. The whole lot of The Commodore's grandchildren were batshit as hell. Spoiled, self-indulgent brats.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (/tuJf)
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Phone and Phone. What is Phone?
Posted by: Hot Dumb Alien Chick at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (vDqXW)
Or at least comically over-the-top against Trump.
Or super homoerotic so as to embarass Cooper.
Either way, the actual tweet was so lame that the most likely explanation is the Weiner scenario, where he simply sent it publicly instead of privately.
Posted by: wooga at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (uCYAx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (QX0Xt)
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Exactly my first thought and question earlier today.
Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (CTBHU)
That's not how you celebrate Festivus.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (Rk75K)
Believable: Help me I'm chained up with 6 other 12-year-old boys in Anderson Cooper's basement! He passed out after raping us and we only have minutes before he wakes up, please hurry!
Posted by: cornbred at December 13, 2017 05:18 PM (MuWf/)
One of those meta horror twist endings in that the rescuer who shows up is Harry Reid.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 05:21 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:21 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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If it can be made into something vulgar, pop culture will do it. I grow more disgusted with society every day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:21 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 05:21 PM (aC6Sd)
Sorry. It was the map Room.
So close.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM (Rk75K)
There was a Benny Hill skit in which a proper older woman was dozing at the beach, with her camera (in the pre-digital, photographic film era) at her side. Two young guys approached, one picked up the camera, and the other dropped his shorts while the first guy snapped a photo of his junk, then replaced the camera, before running off laughing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM (KYzKs)
Believable: Help me I'm chained up with 6 other 12-year-old boys in Anderson Cooper's basement! He passed out after raping us and we only have minutes before he wakes up, please hurry!
Posted by: cornbred at December 13, 2017 05:18 PM (MuWf/)
One of those meta horror twist endings in that the rescuer who shows up is Harry Reid.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 05:21 PM (4ErVI)
Horror twist? No way. Twister, yeah I can dig it.
Posted by: Harry Reid, pederast at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM (MuWf/)
Posted by: Anderson Pooper at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (cp1if)
The one son was better at business than the Commodore. He owned most of the railroads.
Reggie was a wastrel. Drank himself to death. I think that's Gloria's father.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM (4ErVI)
with an exercise band.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:23 PM (QQ+il)
Gah. When will these psychos learn to do it in the other order?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 13, 2017 05:23 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2017 05:23 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:24 PM (VAlay)
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Ya, nothing worse than a flock of self impotent ducks quacking at you like that. The quacking the endless quacking. It will break any man and leave him begging "Stop the quacking, Stop the quacking. Have you no pity?"
/impotent was intended, is not typo.
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:24 PM (KdDCu)
>> laughing.
And then a chase with Yakety Sax, with the proper woman getting somehow down to her stockings and suspenders as the Brits say?
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's valet at December 13, 2017 05:24 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bwarny Fwank at December 13, 2017 05:24 PM (6dFYM)
Which was a giveaway: You don't make cutesy jokes when someone has actually hacked you.
The only witness to the tweet hack was Ray Charles.
Posted by: Max Power at December 13, 2017 05:24 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Predator at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (w1zJX)
He also likes to wear a Captain's hat and naval uniform. We call him the Colon Commodore.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's valet at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (lIZQs)
Still too soon, man.
Posted by: David Carradine at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Weasel at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (Sfs6o)
I'm not really complaining about that, just making a statement.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 05:26 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2017 05:26 PM (DwF62)
Posted by: dantesed at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM
A couple decades back when I married the lovely and talented Mrs. Minnfidel it was a new fad of putting disposable cameras on the tables. It seemed like a good idea at the time and most, most were fun pics. Then we got to the pics my buddies (did I mention open bar all night) took. yea. Of course it was MY fault because they were my drunken buddies with a snoot full.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (VAlay)
*cue scary music*
where was he when the AC was doing 'pushups'?
Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Young Frankenstein Puttin on the Ritz at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (tjXrB)
There really should be sort of a police-blotter-like item in the side-bar, explaining recent bannings of regulars. "Your Bannings Tonight!" or something like that. Then people wouldn't ask annoying questions, like I just did.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (QX0Xt)
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It happened on yesterday's morning report:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=372917
His comments have been deleted, so it's a bit difficult to figure out exactly what happened - all you can see are the responses. I think he was attacking a commenter and went over the line. Anyway, it's a welcome relief, long overdue.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Frank Booth at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (FTPVM)
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White is the symbol of authority. One must always respect the authorities.
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
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Cornelia (grandchild) -> total whack job
Posted by: Predator at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: cfo mom at December 13, 2017 05:28 PM (RfzVr)
All I know is McConnell needs to be hounded out office. He purposely tanked a Republican candidate because he didn't want him in the Senate.
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:28 PM (LnOh3)
Call for rates.
Ask about our gift cards.
Posted by: Gloria Allred - curiously client-free at the moment at December 13, 2017 05:28 PM (XSUzW)
179. Sunday I ran into a grade school friend's mom. Hadn't seen her in
decades. She looked to be in her late 50s, but she's in her mid 80s. I
was stunned and want some of what she's drinking.
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2017 05:26 PM (DwF62)
Dear Penthouse Letters,I never thought it would happen to me, but...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (cp1if)
He's in a bath house
He's mighty mighty gay
And letting it all hang out
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (tjXrB)
Posted by: logprof
_________
He looked like a Little Leaguer when he played in the majors.
Posted by: Furious George at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (j+dfT)
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White is problematic, after Labor Day.
Posted by: Patty Hearst at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (w1zJX)
There was a Benny Hill skit in which a proper older woman was dozing
at the beach, with her camera (in the pre-digital, photographic film
era) at her side. Two young guys approached, one picked up the camera,
and the other dropped his shorts while the first guy snapped a photo of
his junk, then replaced the camera, before running off laughing.
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OMG.
It happened JUST LIKE THAT!!!
Posted by: Gloria Vanderbilt's Son Who is TOTES Qualified for his CNN Job at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (aT+Bx)
All I know is McConnell needs to be hounded out office. He purposely
tanked a Republican candidate because he didn't want him in the Senate.
It's not the first time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
I f***ing went to bat to tolerate his crap. Pisses me off. Eff him.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon Cassandra at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: AC in the DC Bitchez at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (pXQWt)
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (KdDCu)
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Kind of what I was thinking. I'm king of the forest!
Posted by: Weasel at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Weasel at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM
Plaid, of course.
Posted by: GQ Lumberjack-in-Residence at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (ctuyM)
anderson a pitcher or catcher. that's the most important thing here. or is he amphibious?
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Sheesh, what a maroon. The word you're looking for is amphoteric. Amphoteric. Ask Jay Guevara.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (LAe3v)
side-bar, explaining recent bannings of regulars. "Your Bannings
Tonight!" or something like that. Then people wouldn't ask annoying
questions, like I just did.
Posted by: rhomboid
Like 'Hoosegow Honeys' !
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:31 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:31 PM (Rk75K)
I'm assuming this is the PSU campus in Beaver Falls?
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 05:31 PM (9k52Q)
You might think it's an Android.
But it's and Apple.
Just not, ya know, Anderson Cooper's Apple.
Posted by: This is CNN at December 13, 2017 05:32 PM (/tuJf)
All I know is McConnell needs to be hounded out office. He purposely
tanked a Republican candidate because he didn't want him in the Senate.
It's not the first time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
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He is a cancer on the Republican Party and needs to be removed.
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:32 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (Mjus2)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (Yv2mu)
Would it be ok if we waited until after we get the tax cuts?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (9k52Q)
When that fxcker kicks who replaces him?
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Saudi Prince at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM
I am in awe of the cut of your jib?
Would you have a newsletter to which I might subscribe?
Posted by: zombie Brigham Young at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (ctuyM)
side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but...
I have nothing charitable to say about that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (Mjus2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (VAlay)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (LiyEm)
tanked a Republican candidate because he didn't want him in the Senate.
It's not the first time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
This whole kerfuffle is about me selecting our candidates for all senatorial elections, which btw, I will be doing in the future. And furthermore, I deem myself to such a person in KY
Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (4u7kU)
"Why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but fail to notice the beam in your own eye ?"
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (r9UYA)
Special election and we get a democrat..but hey, who would notice the difference?
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (a0IVu)
McCain has been hospitalized apparently; his office says for routine
side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but...
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (a0IVu)
After I'm dead, I'll be one less vote for the Tax Bill.
Posted by: Soon to be Zombie McCain at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM (RbSs1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Sheesh, what a maroon. The word you're looking for is amphoteric. Amphoteric. Ask Jay Guevara.
Posted by: pep
The word you are looking for is "yes".
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:31 PM
Isn't bluebell is the moderator of that list?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM (ctuyM)
"Why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but fail to notice the beam in your own eye ?"
If I'm able to look with a beam in my eye, I think I'm doing pretty good.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (VAlay)
Mind you,I'm only going on a rumor i've heard, BUT MORE LIKE A TURDLE'S ASS
Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: geoffb at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM
Wait, wut?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (VAlay)
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (a0IVu)
True that. What about the MILF doc that ran?
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (r9UYA)
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It happens.
Posted by: Fat Leonard Rear Admiral at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (8O3HH)
******
oh really.
Is he worried about his coinsurance? His deductible? Or his premiums?
Maybe we should take up a collection. A GoFundMe, perhaps.
To help in this time of need.
Posted by: the rest of US at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (XSUzW)
I'm still hoping that Moore sues all of them into suicide.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 05:38 PM (4ErVI)
==
the amazing beam man
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:38 PM (QC/4S)
THAT EASTWOOD FLICK LOOKS FANTASTIC!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 13, 2017 05:38 PM (Pg+x7)
Don't be making fun of people suffering from cataracts.
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (KdDCu)
Close, it's in that part of Pennsylvania that's basically Ohio.
I had to look all of this up. I grew up in PA and went to Penn State but I still don't get half of the Pennsylvania mentions.
You could fit four or five European "countries" (principalities with their own currency) into Pennsylvania and still have room for Delaware.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (fuK7c)
He and his wife Margret Chou have tons of money to retire on.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (Yv2mu)
Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (oVJmc)
McConnell is likely doomed. His approval ratings back home reek.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Nah. His carapace is thick.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (LAe3v)
I'm reminded of the scene in Young Frankenstein when Kahn asks Garr, "What is it exactly you do here?"
Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (RbSs1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: the Hare at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (XSUzW)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (QC/4S)
The neighborhood meth head with three teeth would do a better job.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (4ErVI)
McCain in the hospital right as final tax bill vote is coming up.
It's almost as if.......
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (Yv2mu)
They can bloody well wheel him in to the senate on his hospital bed for the vote.
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Linus at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (K3F/8)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:38 PM
You're not the first to say that.
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (ctuyM)
That was a more believable story than gym-phone-hacked.
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:42 PM (oiNtH)
Well what are they waitin' for?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (oVJmc)
Transportation
Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at December 13, 2017 05:42 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:42 PM (QQ+il)
The friend was relaying that in Vietnam him an Moore accidentally walked into a brothel and once Moore figured out where they where they had to get out of there because that was wrong.
BSG twisted (probably from the HuffPo report) that Moore and his friend went to the brothel to get him some potang but slyly saying they didn't do anything wrong.
BSG specifically compared it to Clinton "I smoked but didn't inhale".
It was pretty damn low class because BSG made a false comparison, quoted the friend incorrectly, and said Moore left his friend at the brothel.
It was not a good way to start off the morning.
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (LnOh3)
Doctor Linked to Haiti and Mentioned in Wikileaks Is Found Dead ... After Stabbing Himself in the Chest(?)
-GP
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (r9UYA)
Just bring the tumor. It's more reliable.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Monk at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (g4lFK)
It's almost as if.......
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (Yv2mu)
They can bloody well wheel him in to the senate on his hospital bed for the vote.
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (a0IVu)
With his dying breath he'll vote against it as one final FU
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (493sH)
So we got that going for us.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (4ErVI)
There's a medical term, which escapes me now, for when a terminal patient appears better for a short term, but then rapidly goes down the tube.
I have a feeling McCain's 'better' period is now over.
It's like life says, 'we're going to give you the strength to get your act together for a while and make amends'. Some people do the right thing during this period. Then there's John McCain.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (ajiE5)
That cancerous fuck has fuckes us again.
Unreal.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (bETk1)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (7UW64)
Thanks for my first good laugh in 24 hours.
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (Mjus2)
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: John Boner at December 13, 2017 05:44 PM (KvWlw)
******
oh really.
Is he worried about his coinsurance? His deductible? Or his premiums?
Maybe we should take up a collection. A GoFundMe, perhaps.
To help in this time of need.
Posted by: the rest of US at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (XSUzW) I really think Congress should be enrolled in the VA as their health insurance and provider, and given no preferential treatment over the military enrolled. Afterall, its run great right, and its all fixed now. And government run healthcare for a large group of people vs <1000 is totally workable and good for all right?
Posted by: Woken Skynet - A joke few will get at December 13, 2017 05:44 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (LAe3v)
LOL!
Or maybe "zwitter-ion."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:44 PM (KYzKs)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:38 PM
You're not the first to say that.
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (ctuyM)
don't forget your pal Johny Walker and his brothers Back and Red
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:44 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 05:45 PM (lKs2v)
I will do this thing. ...though I do not know the way.
Posted by: Frodo Baggins at December 13, 2017 05:45 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:45 PM (KdDCu)
Even if McConnell suddenly retreated into his shell and died, we'd get...John Cornyn as his replacement.
So we got that going for us.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Why? Why would you say that? The though of spending the next x years looking at that vacant hamhead sends me into conniptions.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:45 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 13, 2017 05:46 PM (fA1SL)
Daily Mail had one a while back about some Brit businessman who was defenestrated by ladyboys at a Bangkok hotel.
It was dispute over payment.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 05:46 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:46 PM (bETk1)
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Grim reaper?
Why the hell does Mo Brooks get cancer and McConnell is scot free?? Are turtles diets that healthy?
I would prefer to hound him out of office.
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:46 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: The Hare at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (RbSs1)
That is who they are. We, on the other hand, are not allowed to cut slack for misdeeds by our tribe, and are required to have higher standards.... ( something something, level playing field for combat )...
Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (zSVEm)
To help in this time of need.
*********
I vote for having Jimmy Kimmel lug him out on stage in a fireman's carry and make a pitch for CHP funding.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (wPiJc)
Rally?
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (/qEW2)
Close, it's in that part of Pennsylvania that's basically Ohio.
I had to look all of this up. I grew up in PA and went to Penn State but I still don't get half of the Pennsylvania mentions.
You could fit four or five European "countries" (principalities with their own currency) into Pennsylvania and still have room for Delaware.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (fuK7c)
I'm in Ohio, and 2/3rds of the state might as well be references to Kentucky West Virginia and Pennsylvania for all I know about them.
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (lKs2v)
That was a more believable story than gym-phone-hacked.
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:42 PM (oiNtH)
I had a friend who volunteered weekends at SF General to cheer up his application for med school.
You know how they find license plates, boots, etc. in sharks' stomachs?
Yeah. It was like that. Every Monday he used to regale us with stories of what they'd fished out rear ends that weekend. Some of the stories were incredible, but he swore that they were all true.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:48 PM (KYzKs)
It was not a good way to start off the morning.
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (LnOh3)
Easily overlooked if the first time. But damn. Day after day the same stuff? I feel sorry for JJ who throws a ton of links together in the pre-dawn hours then the skunk walks into the thread, raises its tail, and releases the stench.
I don't know what pathology makes someone want others to hate him but bandana guy has it.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 05:48 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:48 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (O2RFr)
of what they'd fished out rear ends that weekend. Some of the stories
were incredible, but he swore that they were all true.
The worst I ever heard about was a live artillery shell. Yes, they did get it out.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (LAe3v)
Yep, look up "Tales of the ER". The funny thing is it mostly dudes who accidentally sit on stuff. Women rarely do.
But they do get stuff stuck up their hoohahs, and some of those are quite amazing.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (8O3HH)
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Sen. Drooling John (R) at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (QX0Xt)
canadate with stellar sexual history without 1 stain since they were
born.
===
No worries. SHE will be without sin.
Posted by: the rest of US at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (XSUzW)
Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM
Wait, wut?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (VAlay)
Please tell me that that's true, in which case I will really believe in the power of prayer after all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (KYzKs)
side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but...
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (a0IVu)
After I'm dead, I'll be one less vote for the Tax Bill.
Posted by: Soon to be Zombie McCain at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM (RbSs1)
Im torn. Without McCain is it a tie, with Pence as the tie breaker?
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (Mjus2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
One must have a very strong stomach for that work - yikes!
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:51 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 05:51 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:51 PM (QQ+il)
Rally?
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (r9UYA)
That's the idea. But in medical-ease.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 05:51 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 05:51 PM (aC6Sd)
Yeah. It was like that. Every Monday he used to regale us with stories
of what they'd fished out rear ends that weekend. Some of the stories
were incredible, but he swore that they were all true.
The worst I ever heard about was a live artillery shell. Yes, they did get it out.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (LAe3v)
You know, I just do not comprehend that sort of behavior... which is probably a good thing, on reflection... how in the world does that relate to sex?
Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 05:52 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 13, 2017 05:52 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Dave Lister at December 13, 2017 05:52 PM (GlIjD)
The worst I ever heard about was a live artillery shell. Yes, they did get it out.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (LAe3v)
The funniest one (from a later era) was a guy who for reasons best known to himself stuck a pager up his ass.
The receiving physician said he needed the number "for the records" and then amused the ER staff by calling the guy repeatedly to watch him jump every time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:52 PM (KYzKs)
tribe, and are required to have higher standards.... ( something
something, level playing field for combat )...
PISS ON YOU, I'M WORKIN' FOR MEL BROOKS!
Posted by: Taggart at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (6FqZa)
behavior... which is probably a good thing, on reflection... how in the
world does that relate to sex?
Posted by: kraken
I'm afraid this is an area in which I have nothing to offer.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (bETk1)
Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM
Wait, wut?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (VAlay)
Please tell me that that's true, in which case I will really believe in the power of prayer after all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (KYzKs)
They mean the year book, where the woman admitted to making the notes on the signature or whatever. Especially hilarious after the WaPo had handwriting expert declare the signature and text with it had all been written by the same person.
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (lKs2v)
It is! Have you seen the Deer Hunter? They all get drunk at a wedding in Pittsburgh and then drive all night and wake up in the Rockies with mule deer and Alpine mountains and stuff.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (fuK7c)
side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but...
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (a0IVu)
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Routine plastic wood re-patch.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (h3OTG)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (LiyEm)
Ill leave it to the twitterers as to whether that is automatic or something you have to buy. CNN. Im skeptical of everything.
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (Mjus2)
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Leon at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (/tuJf)
Another good one I remember was a bout a lady ER doc. SOme dude comes in and she has to fish something stuck out of his ass.
He came back, several times, with the same problem. She found out he had figured out her shifts and would specifically ask for her. He was getting off on her doing that specifically.
Someone joked that the next time she time she fished something out of his, it would be a little box with an engagement ring.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 05:55 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Tuna at December 13, 2017 05:55 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 05:55 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 13, 2017 05:55 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 13, 2017 05:55 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (6FqZa)
side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but... "
Shame on me but this does not sadden me.
Posted by: Tuna at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (jm1YL)
"McCain has been hospitalized apparently; his office says for routine side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but...
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (a0IVu)"
"The surgeons have decided that it would be safer to remove the brain and leave the tumor. Big mistake"
https://tinyurl.com/ycjwm3no
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Leon at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (/tuJf)
The receiving physician said he needed the number "for the records" and then amused the ER staff by calling the guy repeatedly to watch him jump every time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:52 PM (KYzKs)
I bet if you were to get to see his phone records for that day you would have noticed him calling his own pager multiple times. Then about 15 minutes later calling the hospital.
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (QQ+il)
The last time I was at PSU main campus I thought the shark was jumped. No longer American campus, more like the terminal at La Guardia airport. Nuke reactors melting down. Black Suburbans picking up the miscreants on a regular basis.
Glad my offspring are out of the place. With the official paper.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 05:57 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (aC6Sd)
We tried that with Romney. He became almost Hitler too.
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:57 PM (Mjus2)
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:57 PM (oiNtH)
Ill leave it to the twitterers as to whether that is automatic or something you have to buy. CNN. Im skeptical of everything.
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (Mjus2)
Yes but if you get a VPN you can set your location anywhere.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 13, 2017 05:58 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: geoffb at December 13, 2017 05:58 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:58 PM (LnOh3)
I saw that after I posted it. So it's common enough that there's protocol for dealing with it? Amazing.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 05:59 PM (8O3HH)
Dead-Cat Bounce
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:59 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at December 13, 2017 05:59 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 13, 2017 06:00 PM (m9Yt9)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM
We're not fallin' for the old 40mm up the tailpipe!
Posted by: Some Beverly Hills cop at December 13, 2017 06:00 PM (p+Wdc)
Tortoise - land dweller
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:58 PM (LnOh3)
Tortugas - hermaphrodites
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (oiNtH)
When I went to pick my sis when she was doing her beginning Doc thing in Dallas. She was detained by a young man with a coke bottle in the rear albeit one of the small ones.
Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: freaked at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (UdKB7)
Oops.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (QX0Xt)
Still can't figure out why the cover up, everybody can guess (know) that cooper hates Trump. It's not a revelation.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Turtles at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (fuK7c)
pjmedia.com
It took me a minute to understand why google doesn't want to be held accountable for trafficking in sex. if you turn off 'safe search' and then search for explicit porn, google will give you a list of websites that have what you want.
ya House Judiciary Committee has a bill on online sex trafficking.
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 06:02 PM (r9UYA)
A gym, huh? Like in jungle gym? Gimcrack?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 13, 2017 06:03 PM (LQLeS)
It's "poop-chute," not "poop-shoot."
Unless you're doing something really perverted where you can win a turkey.
Posted by: Taggart at December 13, 2017 06:03 PM (oVJmc)
Another funny one, on the women side was a woman who got a rolled up photo of Donny Osmond stuck in her vagina.
You can put that in Google and read the story.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 06:03 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: freaked at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (UdKB7)
Rat turd: How dare you smear our credibility like that!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 06:04 PM (493sH)
No?
Huh.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 06:04 PM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: Leon at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (/tuJf)
My mother? Let me tell you about my mother.
Posted by: Leon from earlier in the movie at December 13, 2017 06:04 PM (GlIjD)
"McStain retires or well really retires Arizona better come up with
a canadate with stellar sexual history without 1 stain since they were
born.
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (aC6Sd)
We tried that with Romney. He became almost Hitler too."
It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
'Cause...
Even if we run Jesus himself,
The Dems and the media will just go all Fusion on him so...
It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
Posted by: geoffb at December 13, 2017 06:04 PM (zOpu5)
me that they once answered a call where a guy had a cucumber up his ass
so far he couldn't get it out. His explanation was that he was putting
away his groceries and fell.
That was a more believable story than gym-phone-hacked.
Posted by: Cheri
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That cucumber thing is totally believable.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 06:04 PM (2cuLk)
Let's mine the harbor!
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 13, 2017 06:05 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 06:05 PM (lKs2v)
Well, obviously. A Marilyn Manson photo would have been weird.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 06:05 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at December 13, 2017 06:05 PM (4u7kU)
Dead-Cat Bounce
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:59 PM (8gDQu)
Not that, though I prefer dead-fish bounce. No, I was sitting in a psych class in college doing opposition research and the Dr blew this term past us and I stopped her and asked her to repeat the term.
My wife had a terminally ill grandmother at the time and it definitely applied. I wrote it down and told my brain to remember it. My brain gave me the middle finger.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 06:06 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Joey Biden at December 13, 2017 06:06 PM (LQLeS)
Tortoise - land dweller
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:58 PM (LnOh3)
........
McTurtle - swamp dweller
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2017 06:06 PM (HgMAr)
In theory, he's a journalist. You know, unbiased.
Calling the President of the United States a tool and a pathetic loser show just a tad of bias.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 06:06 PM (/tuJf)
In the United States the Press does it just because they love the totalitarian party
Posted by: Sharkman at December 13, 2017 06:06 PM (O033+)
If I were Donny Osmond, I'd at least have to send that poor gal an autographed photo. That is what you call a super fan.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 06:07 PM (8O3HH)
Calling the President of the United States a tool and a pathetic loser show just a tad of bias.
Maybe Mueller will hire him.
Posted by: Taggart at December 13, 2017 06:07 PM (oVJmc)
-
You want my mother? She is a virgin.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Confefe today, confefe tomorrow, confefe forever! at December 13, 2017 06:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ken at December 13, 2017 06:08 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 06:09 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2017 06:09 PM (r+sAi)
The Republicans could run zombie Gandhi for president and the Dems would call him Hitler
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (r9UYA)
ya he always seemed to be the poster boy for toxic masculinity.
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 13, 2017 06:11 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2017 06:11 PM (BoMuO)
I will remember that for future "Chute" postings.
With electronic patient records, records can be flagged for disruptive and or deviant behavior. Warning to the horde!
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 06:12 PM (oiNtH)
Russell Simmons? I thought you meant Richard.
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 06:12 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (oiNtH)
Sounds perfectly normal. A valid and healthy lifestyle, just like any other, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:12 PM (KYzKs)
Posted by: (because i guess that's a punchline in and of itself, or something.) at December 13, 2017 06:12 PM (hcyUh)
Some CNN fag goes to the gym with his butt buddy man slave who leaves his phone in the steamy gayboy shower room and a tweet appears calling THE PRESIDENT a "tool" and "pathetic loser"?
How ironic.
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2017 06:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (4u7kU)
There've been cases where people have died from getting thing stuck up their asses. Rectum/further up gets perforated, they get septic shock and die.
Too embarrassed to seek help.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (Eu5eZ)
Good lord.
As a Southern woman, Honorary Junior League-er and life-long church-goer, I've been involved in dozens of these sorts of cookbooks...but this is fucking amazing.
I am swear-to-God teary eyed going through it. From sentiment and laughing, but mostly sentiment, because... it's truly amazing what we have here, and what bluebell and Weasel (and Dildo and Muldoon and the rest of you producers) did with this.
Wow.
And thank you.
So so much.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (36V0z)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Ken at December 13, 2017 06:08 PM (LQLeS)
Amid all the shot glasses (a perennial favorite, evidently), vegetables, etc. apparently one of the trickiest to remove was a light bulb that slipped all the way in. How to get it out without breaking it? Hmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:14 PM (KYzKs)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 06:14 PM (4ErVI)
That assistant?
Posted by: Geroge at December 13, 2017 06:14 PM (7+gIp)
Maybe Mueller will hire him.
Posted by: Taggart
________
I won't have to hire him. I'm the one who hacked Anderson's Twitter account and sent that out.
Posted by: Honest Bob Mueller at December 13, 2017 06:14 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (UdKB7)
Not my ass. Wouldn't care.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (ftdxp)
We extracted it with a tweezers.
Posted by: ER doc at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (r9UYA)
I've just about had it with Fox News.
Posted by: gobagoo at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (A/saJ)
That assistant?
Posted by: Geroge at December 13, 2017 06:14 PM (7+gIp)
No. That would be ASSistant.
Totally different.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:16 PM (KYzKs)
Call for withdrawal from the race within 12 hours?
Hah.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 06:16 PM (QX0Xt)
Suck it, Bannon people.
Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (r9UYA)
Search: Site:acecomments.mu.nu (r9UYA)
'Under Fire' is returned from search. I always suspected trollishness.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 06:17 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (ftdxp)
That was kind of my reaction.
"Nurse, get me a hammer. We'll have this puppy out in a jiffy."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:17 PM (KYzKs)
I've just about had it with Fox News.
Posted by: gobagoo at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (A/saJ)
Hey man, what better way to wreck a Dem's career than to have Fox News say something nice about them?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2017 06:17 PM (hcyUh)
I've just about had it with Fox News.
Posted by: gobagoo
___________
You're kidding right? Kirsten Gillibrand, the slut?
Posted by: Furious George at December 13, 2017 06:17 PM (j+dfT)
I just call the surgeons. Here 'ya go glory boys. Reach up there and pull this out.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2017 06:18 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:18 PM (ZgKFD)
"Nurse, get me a hammer. We'll have this puppy out in a jiffy."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 06:18 PM (ftdxp)
What about Patty Murray? Or the congresswoman with the cowboy hats?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 06:19 PM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 06:19 PM (aC6Sd)
Wow.
And thank you.
So so much.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (36V0z)
Seconded! I got mine last night. I looked it over a little, but got wrapped up in that stupid election thing.
It's really beautiful. I love the numbered gray boxes for each recipe. And it really does look like it's big enough to kill face-sized spiders.
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (sdi6R)
Amid all the shot glasses (a perennial favorite, evidently), vegetables,
etc. apparently one of the trickiest to remove was a light bulb that
slipped all the way in. How to get it out without breaking it? Hmmm.
One of the hospital shows did an episode on that very thing. The solution was to insert a balloon behind the "blockage" and inflate it. Another option is to insert the matching receptacle, screw it on the thread, and retract, but that risks separation of bulb from metal socket.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (LAe3v)
Suck it, Bannon people.
Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (r9UYA)
Search: Site:acecomments.mu.nu (r9UYA)
'Under Fire' is returned from search. I always suspected trollishness.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 06:17 PM (ajiE5)
So Meghan McCain doesn't actually post here?
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: Max Power at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (KYzKs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:14 PM (KYzKs)
I guess if that is your kink, vegetables make a certain sense. But who takes a shot of something then goes "I want to shove this tapered, GLASS item up my ass?"
I guess we are not exactly talking about mensa/rhodescholar/planetarium custodians, are we?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 06:19 PM (QX0Xt)
Mad Aunt Maxine for Potus!
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:21 PM (42M22)
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (LAe3v)
I think I just figured out why hospitals are so often near Home Depots.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:21 PM (KYzKs)
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 06:21 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 06:22 PM (/qEW2)
The Republicans could run zombie Gandhi for president and the Dems would call him Hitler
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (493sH
Well that might not really be that far off based on what Gandhi thought of Hitler.
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 06:22 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
One of those is not like the others.
Posted by: Kneel DeGlass Tyson at December 13, 2017 06:22 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Kamala Harris, Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle, and DistHillary at December 13, 2017 06:22 PM (j+dfT)
all the way in. How to get it out without breaking it? Hmmm.
Enema. Like a water balloon.
Posted by: Taggart at December 13, 2017 06:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: freaked at December 13, 2017 06:22 PM (UdKB7)
I guess we are not exactly talking about mensa/rhodescholar/planetarium custodians, are we?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (ZgKFD)
I think it's part of the mating (if that's the right word) ritual in some circles. The recipient isn't the one who stuck it up there, is my understanding.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (KYzKs)
=
What ? WHAT?? next you'll be telling me that Ben Rothlesburger does not post here....
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
That guy actually died.
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (42M22)
Suck it, Bannon people.
Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (r9UYA)
We are all suffering from terminal birth.
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (sdi6R)
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Thank you both for the nice comments - very happy you like it!
Posted by: Weasel at December 13, 2017 06:24 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 13, 2017 06:24 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 06:24 PM (oVJmc)
nobody posts here. This is all just a couple of AI bots. That's why every thread devolves to butt stuff.
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 06:24 PM (KdDCu)
>> certain sense.
That's a common item that women get stuck up their vaginas -- they use them as impromptu dildos.
However, there's a potential problem. If bits break off, it can sort of rot and mess up the vaginal flora balance. Infections and shit.
No, it's not weird that I know shit like this. Not at all.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 06:25 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Stephen Carlise
Shhhhh
Posted by: Wot wot, in the bot at December 13, 2017 06:25 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 06:25 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (42M22)
AND the horse he rode in on?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2017 06:26 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 06:26 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (jHrzU)
Believe it or not, neither does a cat who may or may not be alive, depending upon the frequency of subatomic particles in the atmosphere.
Shocking, I know.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 13, 2017 06:27 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
That guy actually died.
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (42M22)
He was an amateur
Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 13, 2017 06:27 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2017 06:27 PM (y67qO)
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (QC/4S)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY POST HERE!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 13, 2017 06:27 PM (jHrzU)
Yeah, VPN will do that sort of thing...especially if you're on company VPN isbased out of NY (you know, like Cooper's CNN studio is based out of NYC).
What's the over-under that high profile reporters like Cooper have, per company policy, their cell phones secured against data leaks/theft with default VPN programs?...
Posted by: batter at December 13, 2017 06:27 PM (9ly7h)
I guess we are not exactly talking about mensa/rhodescholar/planetarium custodians, are we?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (ZgKFD)
I think it's part of the mating (if that's the right word) ritual in some circles. The recipient isn't the one who stuck it up there, is my understanding.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I read a recent interesting medical journal article investigating whether "assgasms" are a real thing or not, and the authors (controversially) concluded the answer was "Not" because the "evidence" for their existence was subjective and anecdotal, and (the damning part) the anecdotes/subjective descriptions all totally disagreed with each other. They didn't get into any speculation as to why such a mass deception/delusion might exist, but from a political perspective it's obviously an attempt to get more men to turn gay.
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:28 PM (42M22)
Because of that I kind of believe Cooper that he did not tweet this. I'm going with ace's theory that his assistant did it .
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 06:28 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (jHrzU)
Believe it or not, neither does a cat who may or may not be alive, depending upon the frequency of subatomic particles in the atmosphere.
Shocking, I know.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 13, 2017 06:27 PM (ajiE5)
You can't really be sure of that though.
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 06:28 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 13, 2017 06:29 PM (CNHr1)
what I got from this thread is that anderson cooper is a fag and his phone is all messed up and that people should quit sticking things up their butt.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2017 06:29 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 06:21 PM (a0IVu)
.............
Did he sniff her hair and rub her back? Because that might make her feel better.
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2017 06:29 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Johnny McMaverick at December 13, 2017 06:29 PM (A1FgP)
He had an impressive catalog of items that, you know, just slipped.
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 06:29 PM (jHrzU)
I saw Vaginal Flora Balance open for the Divinyls.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Has Something "Right Here" in the Front of His Pants at December 13, 2017 06:30 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 13, 2017 06:30 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 06:30 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 06:31 PM (LiyEm)
I saw Vaginal Flora Balance open for the Divinyls.
Posted by: The Guy Who
Without a year and venue, your story lacks credence.
However, I was at that show too: Athens Georgia, 1979. So I believe you.
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:31 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 13, 2017 06:32 PM (Gei2C)
Second opinion?
And by "second opinion", I mean a psych evaluation.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 13, 2017 06:32 PM (rKka5)
That's a great word. Assgasmic.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 13, 2017 06:30 PM (UdKB7)
502 And so it was that "assgasm" entered the AOSHQ lexicon....
Posted by: steevy
My assignment on this planet is complete. To the stars!
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:33 PM (42M22)
I think she posts under the name Mary Cloggenstein
Posted by: wooga at December 13, 2017 06:33 PM (uCYAx)
Posted by: Ivan Spotnicov, Internet Research Agency, St. Petersburg at December 13, 2017 06:33 PM (KdDCu)
Because of that I kind of believe Cooper that he did not tweet this. I'm going with ace's theory that his assistant did it .
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 06:28 PM (2DOZq)
I think most of us are actually willing to accept that as the truth and a reasonable answer. But that's not what CNN is going with.
They want to be completely blameless and are unwilling to admit that it was some low level dipshit PA who is probably assigned Cooper and maybe even other on air talents' social media accounts to send out the promotional tweets for what they are covering on their programs that day or tomorrow.
As I said, I suspect if we knew what the assistant's personal twitter handle was we would see multiple similar tweets directed at Trump.
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 06:33 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at December 13, 2017 06:33 PM (G+ZOA)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2017 06:33 PM (y67qO)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam
Is there a recipe in there by "zombie" for "Generic Food"? I'd have no idea how to search for it.
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:34 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 13, 2017 06:35 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 06:35 PM (tjXrB)
Answer: Al Franken
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 06:35 PM (tjXrB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
They didn't get into any speculation as to why such a mass deception/delusion might exist, but from a political perspective it's obviously an attempt to get more men to turn gay.
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:28 PM (42M22)
Um, yeah. Think I will stick with vagina, thanks. I have been very pleased with my provider so far and see no reason to switch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:35 PM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 06:36 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 06:36 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 06:31 PM (LiyEm)
*sniffs*
And we were HERE at this great moment, steevy. No reading about Mr. Paul Anka for us...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:37 PM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
No no no, it's not the active partner we're talking about, but the passive one.
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:37 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 13, 2017 06:37 PM (hFnFq)
Test
Posted by: Kreplach at December 13, 2017 06:37 PM (hFnFq)
Still not dead... climb off the cart....
Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 06:38 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 13, 2017 06:37 PM (hFnFq)
B+, but the essay portion needs more work
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 06:38 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:35 PM (ZgKFD)
No, don't be putting light bulbs up there, either.
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 06:39 PM (jHrzU)
Franken's half-baked scheme was:
1. Moore wins
2. Franken says he'll go when Moore goes (pretending to be the one responsible for forcing Moore out of the Senate).
3. Stall until the phony joke Ethics Committee clears him, which it would.
4. The same phony joke Ethics Committee would then condemn Senator Roy Moore, causing him to be expelled.
5. Franken stays in Senate and he's more obnoxious than ever.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 06:39 PM (tjXrB)
And the Democrats were on to Franken's scheme and that's why the MN governor today sent a loud and clear message to Franken by re-announcing his choice for a replacement.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 06:40 PM (tjXrB)
I expect his next play will be that he will resign when Trump does.
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 06:41 PM (jHrzU)
She's giving me excitations
I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations
Good, good, good, good vibrations
She's giving me excitations
Good, good, good, good vibrations
She's giving me excitations
Good, good, good, good vibrations
Good, good, good, good vibrations
Posted by: Mueller milling millet mid-afternoon minding his own business. Not Bob watching you at all at December 13, 2017 06:41 PM (6qmBU)
nood dummies
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 06:42 PM (tjXrB)
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 06:42 PM (LnOh3)
I take this as proof that rodeo clowns have more of a sense of professional ethics and decorum
=======
They also serve a more useful function.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at December 13, 2017 06:42 PM (qhoDj)
Amazing transformation from a sick injured dog after rescue.
https://youtu.be/yEPqd5ORemg
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 06:42 PM (lKs2v)
I expect his next play will be that he will resign when Trump does.
Yeah, that could be Franken's Plan B.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 06:42 PM (tjXrB)
Posted by: Everything except the punchline. at December 13, 2017 06:42 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2017 06:29 PM
780.
Posted by: SAT Reading Aptitude at December 13, 2017 06:45 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: linduh at December 13, 2017 06:46 PM (kufk0)
Amazon now saying I will have it by tomorrow.Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 13, 2017 06:49 PM (CNHr1)
Anderson forgot to log into his 'sock' account and mistakenly sent the Tweet from his 'name' account.
That's my guess.
Posted by: Venus at December 13, 2017 07:17 PM (+51lA)
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