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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (12/13/17) 3rd Monday Of The Week Edition
Voyager upon life's sea:—Quote II
To yourself be true,
And whate'er your lot may be,
Paddle your own canoe.
Dr. Edward P. Philpots
Thy spirit, Independence, let me share!
Lord of the lion-heart and eagle-eye,
Thy steps I follow with my bosom bare,
Nor heed the storm that howls along the sky.
Tobias Smollett
Quote III
THOU of an independent mind,
With soul resolv’d, with soul resign’d;
Prepar’d Power’s proudest frown to brave,
Who wilt not be, nor have a slave;
Virtue alone who dost revere,
Thy own reproach alone dost fear,
Approach this shrine, and worship here.
Robert Burns
Charles Jenkins, a former U.S. Army soldier who deserted to North Korea at the height of the Cold War, died Monday. He was 77. Jenkins collapsed outside his home in Sado, in northern Japan, on Monday and was rushed to a hospital, where he was later pronounced dead, a group representing families of Japanese abductees to North Korea said Tuesday. He died of heart failure, according to local reports. Jenkins, originally from Rich Square, N.C., disappeared in January 1965 while on patrol along the Demilitarized Zone dividing North and South Korea.To be honest with you I'm shocked that Obama didn't bring him back home, give him The Presidential Medal of Freedom and kick in for a sex change operation.
Guess what? The polar bear population is doing just fine.
According to scientists, no study has indicated that there is reason to presume that the perspectives of community observers are either suspect or incorrect. In fact, there have been multiple occasions when traditional ecological knowledge gleaned from local populations accurately identified polar bear subpopulation trends before new scientific studies could be conducted to corroborate them (York et al., 2016). The overwhelming conclusion from years of accumulated conversations with native populations about polar bears is that there is almost no connection between the long-term observations of polar bear ecology and the more recent claims that polar bears as a species are in grave danger due to climate change and thinning sea ice.
Dictionary.com chose "complicit," Cambridge Dictionary chose "populism," and Collins went with "fake news" as the 2017 word of the year. "Collusion" would also have been a good choice; after all, it provided much of the impetus for three of the most tweeted activism hashtags on twitter: #Resist (1), #ImpeachTrump (3), and #NotMyPresident (6). Collusion's WOTY credentials are stellar based just on online lookups and trends, plus it was ubiquitous throughout fake news all year, even if the act it inexplicably described – the Trump campaign colluding with Russia during the 2016 election – was illusory.
Who is the stupidest woman in the USA? Which is the stupidest network in the USA? Milo Y explains this while making other observations. NSFW
What happens when you don't attend shop class or say physics class. You become aGenius Award Winner.
A man who had apparently tried to steal wheels from a van was found dead Tuesday morning in Pittsburgh, with the vehicle on top of him, authorities said. Pittsburgh police responded to the call about a fatal accident in Homewood at about 8:50 a.m.Work place risk and reward succinctly stated.
For nearly a decade, an anonymous donor has bought every toy in the Fort Collins, Co. Goodwill so that any child who walks into the store leaves with something.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you proudly by Masculinity and Femininity.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 13, 2017 10:02 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: ibguy at December 13, 2017 10:02 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ALH at December 13, 2017 10:02 PM (za7hD)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 13, 2017 10:03 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at December 13, 2017 10:04 PM (AoK0a)
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Posted by: ALH at December 13, 2017 10:04 PM (za7hD)
Posted by: ibguy at December 13, 2017 10:04 PM (vUcdz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIckoG1OE4U&list=PLW-4X-flRYwBhRHy01hK_oUqJsncivTF5&index=20
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 13, 2017 10:04 PM (RtqaM)
Joyce came off the Optune device; she was just too miserable with it.
They meet with her oncologist on Monday to discuss other options (there actually *are* a few).
The balance is always quantity of life vs quality of life.
She is so brave.
OTOH: She had PT this morning and Hubby reports "she kicked it."
[Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]
Posted by: ibguy at December 13, 2017 10:05 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:05 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:05 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at December 13, 2017 10:05 PM (lLeln)
A Message From Santa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03mHcKGCPJc
Posted by: Monty James at December 13, 2017 10:06 PM (gKOMX)
Posted by: Outraged People United at December 13, 2017 10:06 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:06 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:05 PM (kNasr
Quite the math wizz you be.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:07 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 13, 2017 10:07 PM (S6Pax)
I've solved the math problem, but since The Cookbook isn't autographed, I'm not sufficiently motivated to send it in.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2017 10:07 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:05 PM (Rk75K
You are a naughty man.
Hilarious!
Posted by: ALH at December 13, 2017 10:07 PM (za7hD)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:08 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 13, 2017 10:08 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 13, 2017 10:08 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Harmon Ne at December 13, 2017 10:08 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:08 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Outraged People United
The island gives us every thing we need !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Canoe Paddling Critic ... at December 13, 2017 10:08 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2017 10:08 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:08 PM (kNasr)
A Message From Santa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03mHcKGCPJc
Posted by: Monty James at December 13, 2017 10:06 PM (gKOMX
I watched it.
Now Santa probably won't stop at my house.
Thanks a f*cking lot.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:08 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2017 10:09 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 13, 2017 10:09 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:09 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 13, 2017 10:09 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:08 PM (Rk75K)
I believe it is the first time I've ever gone with poetry. Something different.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:10 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2017 10:10 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 10:10 PM (9k52Q)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2017 10:04 PM (BoMuO)
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Perhaps they hate him.
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 10:10 PM (iEMWw)
Posted by: JT at December 13, 2017 10:11 PM (i2Dd+)
Great stuff!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2017 10:10 PM (tr2D7)
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Great cure for insomnia, you mean?
Thank you!
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:11 PM (kNasr)
That's because the ONT is rife with tradition and form.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:11 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 10:11 PM (RErNf)
Yes,
I missed the polar bear story.
Still missing it even now.
Don't tell me.
It will spoil the surprise when I miss it again tomorrow.
Posted by: Harmon Ne at December 13, 2017 10:11 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2017 10:11 PM (zmvwV)
6 I don't understand McCain. You have had a remarkable life. Retire and spend the time you have left with your loved ones. The Senate will be fine without you. The country thanks you for your service, now go enjoy what time you have left with the people who love you.
The phrase, "full of one's self", applies not only to Juan, but also to each and every elected jackass in DeeCee. Case in point: Eleanor Holmes Norton pushing the red "kill" button on the dashboard of the electric car during the demonstration arranged for her by DeptEnergy a couple of years back.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 10:12 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 13, 2017 10:12 PM (PUmDY)
i'll w*rk on the puzzle but, first...
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 13, 2017 10:12 PM (cC7Zj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2017 10:11 PM (zmvwV)
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Hmmm, a porch swing and poetry. MisHum must be in a romantic mood tonight.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:13 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Beavis Butthead at December 13, 2017 10:13 PM (Htqp3)
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 13, 2017 10:13 PM (NJR2/)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 10:13 PM (RErNf)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 13, 2017 10:13 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2017 10:13 PM (RbSs1)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 10:14 PM (RErNf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:14 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:10 PM (3/sUh)
Good choice of verses, MisHum, in a very good ONT. I especially liked the first one. It rings true. And it rhymes.
Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 10:14 PM (EzdLW)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/940998961422364672
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/940999043882323968
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/940999155949989888
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/940999272564215808
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/940999376146780160
Posted by: kbdabear at December 13, 2017 10:14 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Al Gropen at December 13, 2017 10:14 PM (tbOMB)
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/941080969825718273
Posted by: arieswoman at December 13, 2017 10:14 PM (fwWWI)
I can just hear the gears turning in all the moron brains all across the world . . . .
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:14 PM (kNasr)
That's because the ONT is rife with tradition and form.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:11 PM (Rk75K)
Stay tuned for Saturday night then
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:15 PM (3/sUh)
I cooked something from our cookbook two nights ago. Of course, it was one of the recipes that I had submitted.
After our Scout troop completes its every other year visit to tour NYC this weekend, I shall give our magnum opus my full attention.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 10:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: the rest of US at December 13, 2017 10:15 PM (XSUzW)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/940999501745139712
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/940999605524811776
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/940999723279962112
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/940999824295514112
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/940999944344883200
Posted by: kbdabear at December 13, 2017 10:15 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2017 10:13 PM
Yeah, not sure why he decided to poke his cancer into the FAKE NEWS debate, especially when so much of it was exposed as exactly that!
Except, as I said before, the most dangerous place to be is between him and a live camera!
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 10:16 PM (RErNf)
funny part is, one will be going right back out the 210 to my Aunt who, in another life, would be an 'ette. (who knows: after she reads the book, she may become a lurker %-)
WOOT!
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 13, 2017 10:17 PM (cC7Zj)
Posted by: the rest of US
Could no longer support our numbers. We were too crazy...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 13, 2017 10:17 PM (AoK0a)
He is. And they give him a cookie after each betrayal.
Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2017 10:17 PM (8cvCt)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:18 PM (kNasr)
To yourself be true,
And whate'er your lot may be,
Paddle your own canoe.
And e're long you lapse in deep despair
You feel so small and weak
Your paddle has gone missing
And man, you're up shit creek
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2017 10:19 PM (zmvwV)
This will get out of hand.
It will get out of hand and we will be lucky to live through it.
You mark my words.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:19 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:19 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: ibguy at December 13, 2017 10:02 PM (vUcdz)
Next year in Peruvia!
Posted by: hogmartin at December 13, 2017 10:19 PM (y87Qq)
Dude tripped and fell headlong, right into the Salvation Army lady and her red kettle.
Not sure if I knew who he was, but his face rang a bell.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2017 10:20 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2017 10:20 PM (8cvCt)
Alien: Covenant... better or worse than Prometheus?
Posted by: otho at December 13, 2017 10:20 PM (qGuLD)
There's probably a quid pro quo going on.
The IG will release a report that some bad things went on last year and this but nothing criminal and appropriate actions have already been taken.
Mueller will issue a report that the Russians tried to interfere with the election, Trump was associated with scuzzy people but there is no evidence of collusion.
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 10:20 PM (iEMWw)
Those girls are definitely over inflated. I blame photoshop except for the one in the blue top that looks like a robot.
Posted by: Harmon Ne at December 13, 2017 10:20 PM (KdDCu)
That's just the Gerbil scratching on my edible underwear.
Posted by: Richard Gere at December 13, 2017 10:21 PM (Rk75K)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2017 10:20 PM (QzJWU)
Drum roll with rimshot please
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:21 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 13, 2017 10:21 PM (iMDvh)
The poetry is a nice touch. Classes the place up.
Kind of a mixed bag on the soldier who defected to North Korea. Looks like he was given a healthy dose of reality. Sounds like he made a bone headed decision when he was younger, then thought less of himself for the rest of his life- not to mention had to suffer for it. I have a certain amount of sympathy for the guy. Not a lot, but some.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 10:21 PM (ZgKFD)
Case in point: Eleanor Holmes Norton pushing the red "kill" button on the dashboard of the electric car during the demonstration arranged for her by DeptEnergy a couple of years back.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Too bad she didn't hit the self destruct button.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2017 10:22 PM (IqV8l)
One of my faves- "Yesterday Girl"
https://youtu.be/1Y-uD6Yw6UA
Posted by: Rex B at December 13, 2017 10:22 PM (Kj1In)
That looks a little too easy. But I'll go overboard and do it on a spreadsheet.
Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2017 10:22 PM (vCN/y)
Posted by: Richard Gere at December 13, 2017 10:21 PM (Rk75K)
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garrett, do you like the cover on the cookbook? Want to know what CBD asked me when he first saw it?
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:23 PM (kNasr)
LOL, today was interesting. Left to go to the bank and eye place. Saw couple of packages on the porch...oh boy, the cookbooks came today.
Get the deposit done, go to eye place to get glasses adjusted, they are now closed on Wed. RRRR.
Get home and open the box.
Crap, my brother sent socks to my Dad who will be here for Christmas.
So no cookbooks and my dumbass brother expects us to wrap this present for
Dad...when we barely get present from him.
I'm just pissed, cause I know my Mom raised us better. Oh well.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 13, 2017 10:23 PM (yJ1e6)
We watched "Home Alone" tonight. Cute movie, best part, for me, anyway, is that house. It's gorgeous.
I also love the scene where Kevin sits in the church and listens to the choir sing. Beautiful.
I bet Angels in Heaven don't sound better than a children's choir singing Christmas Music.
Posted by: ALH at December 13, 2017 10:24 PM (za7hD)
Youtube:
http://tinyurl.com/y9yzob7y
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:24 PM (c/EDo)
Case in point: Eleanor Holmes Norton pushing the red "kill"
button on the dashboard of the electric car during the demonstration
arranged for her by DeptEnergy a couple of years back.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Too bad she didn't hit the self destruct button.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2017 10:22 PM (IqV8l)
Ejector seat.
Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2017 10:24 PM (RbSs1)
And you're a good guy for that.
Whereas I remain a misanthrope
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:24 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 13, 2017 10:24 PM (iMDvh)
I do.
Honestly, though...
I was disappointed I didn't get a blank page.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:24 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 10:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:24 PM (3/sUh)
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Nope.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:25 PM (kNasr)
We watched "Home Alone" tonight. Cute movie, best part, for me, anyway, is that house. It's gorgeous.
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Imagine this, there were probably hundreds of such in Detroit...at one time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:25 PM (c/EDo)
button on the dashboard of the electric car during the demonstration arranged for her by DeptEnergy a couple of years back.
She thought it dispensed a food pellet, like they do for chickens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2017 10:25 PM (zmvwV)
I think I have told you before, but that's what my clients named my Boat : The S.S. Misanthrope
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:26 PM (Rk75K)
A hot-chick fight is the extreme opposite of McCain and Schumer scuffling on their way toward a camera. Not even the sickest perv in the depths of hell wants to see McCain and Schumer make out.
Posted by: irright at December 13, 2017 10:26 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:27 PM (kNasr)
Mueller will issue a report that the Russians tried to interfere with the election
Isn't that an act of WAR?
Send Slim Pickens over in a B-52 for some nuke action!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2017 10:27 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Methos at December 13, 2017 10:27 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2017 10:08 PM (DMUuz)
Its a cookbook!
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 13, 2017 10:27 PM (FPJNr)
So a person I know decided to remove the screens from their windows for the winter. Used a ladder to get the upper story screens. Window in question is above a concrete stoop. The ladder angle is too upright when the ladder base is on the stoop. This person grabs a sheet of plywood and places it on the stoop, hanging over the edge several feet, and puts the ladder on top of that. A little bit of suction under the plywood allows the plywood to support the ladder until the person climbs a rung or two.
Next came a trip to the emergency room for stitches to repair shins after sliding down the ladder.
The kicker? The screens can only be removed (without damage, anyway) from inside the house.
This is what happens when a person commits to a course of action and ignores any evidence that it just can't work.
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 13, 2017 10:27 PM (/A+Cl)
I think I have told you before, but that's what my clients named my Boat : The S.S. Misanthrope
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:26 PM (Rk75K)
I did not know that.
That is an outstanding name.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:28 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at December 13, 2017 10:28 PM (U49qd)
Posted by: ALH at December 13, 2017 10:28 PM (za7hD)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 13, 2017 10:28 PM (PUmDY)
74 Stay tuned for Saturday night then
There goes my sense of foreboding...
Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2017 10:20 PM (8cvCt)
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That could only mean one thing. One harpy, shrill, glory-seeking, fame-whoring, Beatles-wrecking, no-talent poseur thing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2017 10:29 PM (EZebt)
She thought it dispensed a food pellet, like they do for chickens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2017 10:25 PM (zmvwV)
Or, considering she's a Democrat, money.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2017 10:29 PM (1Zw/m)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:29 PM (kNasr)
See, and I immediately thought to myself - Self, this was the first mistake.
Turns out it was not.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:29 PM (Rk75K)
Heh. Reading the polar-bear link, on the Fox news sidebar, yet another human foot, complete with sneaker and sock, washed ashore in B.C. Makes 13 lost soles in about a decade.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 10:29 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 13, 2017 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
He just had to make the obvious crack at the beginning in response to the woman's question. Irritating. I wish he wouldn't feel the need to do that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 10:29 PM (/qEW2)
Whereas I remain a misanthrope
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:24 PM (3/sUh)
Well, part of me considers him an traitor but, on the other hand, people do stupid shit when they are young. This is pretty up there, but the guy did pay a price.
But sure, lets let kids who are 15 years younger than this dope was choose their gender. Great idea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 10:29 PM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: Mike at December 13, 2017 10:29 PM (c056A)
He hands Anderson the pink 2.5 lb dumbbells
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2017 10:30 PM (zmvwV)
99 WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
METHOS IS OUR MATH CHAMP!
Congratulations, Methos!
Is he the one who makes the purty fountains when we drop him into 2 L bottles of Diet Coke?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 10:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ALH
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Not entirely children of course, but here:
http://tinyurl.com/k537he4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:30 PM (c/EDo)
Yep. Perfect.
Apparently, they have seen me interact with rude fisherman on too many occasions.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:30 PM (Rk75K)
I watched Gwen Stefani Christmas Special last night, and mostly liked it. I really like the love of Blake Shelton & Gwen right now, and their story. And I like some of her new Christmas songs.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 13, 2017 10:30 PM (iMDvh)
METHOS IS OUR MATH CHAMP!
Congratulations, Methos!
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:27 PM (kNasr)
But first you have to defrost the freezer and clean the oven.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:30 PM (3/sUh)
MVP BABY!!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 10:31 PM (N6CVU)
Posted by: Mike at December 13, 2017 10:31 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:30 PM (3/sUh)
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(shhhh, I wasn't going to tell him until I was just about to hand over the cookbook.)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:31 PM (kNasr)
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Sweet.
Blog autographed, I presume?
Posted by: Methos at December 13, 2017 10:32 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: ALH at December 13, 2017 10:32 PM (za7hD)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 13, 2017 10:32 PM (P8951)
The soldier in the documentary was living in NK, and because of govt subsidies, he had a pretty good life (relative to other North Koreans). He was essentially used as a propaganda pawn and had nothing nice to about the US.
He produced a cookbook, too. "(Stuffed) Leaves of Grass", I believe it was called.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 10:32 PM (pNxlR)
Not a great film, but with Fassbender as the biggest star, the expectations aren't too high.
And so, when it turns out to be every bit as crappy as Prometheus on the story, it isn't as big a let down.
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 10:33 PM (jHrzU)
it won't let me say Bugg5 Bunny for some reason!
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 10:14 PM (RErNf)
The "ewe-gee-gee" string is banned by Pixy, due to spammers peddling boots of that name. Old, old news.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 10:33 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Mike at December 13, 2017 10:34 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Alabama Bill Wynn at December 13, 2017 10:34 PM (pC4AI)
That could only mean one thing. One harpy, shrill, glory-seeking, fame-whoring, Beatles-wrecking, no-talent poseur thing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2017 10:29 PM (EZebt)
It might. It might not.
Stay tuned.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:34 PM (3/sUh)
I'm guessing it was some derogatory remark about how sexxy I look in an apron.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:34 PM (Rk75K)
it won't let me say Bugg5 Bunny for some reason!
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 10:14 PM (RErNf)
The "ewe-gee-gee" string is banned by Pixy, due to spammers peddling boots of that name. Old, old news.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 10:33 PM
Ah, makes sense!
But we can say Lace Wigs all day long!? lol
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 10:34 PM (RErNf)
Well, part of me considers him an traitor but, on the other hand, people do stupid shit when they are young.
If I was 40 years younger and knew what I know now, I would make a whole new set of catastrophic mistakes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2017 10:34 PM (dysaU)
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Uh, that's turning the power off and up respectively, right?
Posted by: Methos at December 13, 2017 10:34 PM (XQvuQ)
Mueller will issue a report that the Russians tried to interfere with the election
Isn't that an act of WAR?
Send Slim Pickens over in a B-52 for some nuke action!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2017 10:27 PM (IqV8l)
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Yeah Congress (uniparty) will push war, war, war to make Trump look like he is in the pocket of Putin.
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 10:35 PM (iEMWw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 10:35 PM (KP5rU)
Too bad. That's where Stanley found Livingston.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2017 10:35 PM (zmvwV)
Posted by: ALH at December 13, 2017 10:36 PM (za7hD)
female Korean golfers
I think there's a law that says they have to be hot
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 10:36 PM (N6CVU)
Muh-Chines 4 Sale!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 10:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 13, 2017 03:01 AM (itfg0)
...................
The smug condescending arrogance from this Top Hat and Tails wearing phony asshole will not soon be forgotten!!!
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 13, 2017 10:36 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Monk at December 13, 2017 10:36 PM (g4lFK)
MVP BABY!!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 10:31 PM (N6CVU)
I was so sad when Jay Cutler retired
https://youtu.be/rZWrf6kgs7Q
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:36 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Pfft. Scrub kitchen floor with ammonia to remove old wax, then, rewax.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:36 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 13, 2017 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Methos at December 13, 2017 10:32 PM (XQvuQ)
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Well, by Weasel and me, because we're the only ones around. But feel free to take it to the next MoMe and use it like a yearbook. It's what all the cool kids are doing now.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:37 PM (kNasr)
I guess it's okay to interfere if you're on the correct side.
Posted by: Mike at December 13, 2017 10:37 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Monk
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He's overeating, looking puffy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:37 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 13, 2017 10:38 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Trey Gowdy at December 13, 2017 10:38 PM (zmvwV)
The female version of "but first you will blow me."
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 13, 2017 10:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike
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And Israel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:38 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:34 PM (Rk75K)
It wasn't derogatory at all!
You look wonderful in an elegant yet restrained apron.
But to be honest, it was the 4" pumps that really made the outfit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2017 10:38 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 13, 2017 10:38 PM (vp7+1)
He's overeating, looking puffy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:37 PM (w1zJX)
Well, it is the holidays, so...
Posted by: ALH at December 13, 2017 10:39 PM (za7hD)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 13, 2017 10:39 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2017 10:39 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 13, 2017 10:39 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 13, 2017 10:39 PM (oSjOY)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:34 PM (Rk75K)
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Weeeeelllllllllll, no. Although that does make me wonder, has he seen you in an apron?
No, he sent me an email with three words: "is that gingham?"
I told him yes, but we didn't come up with that idea, the publisher did, so it wasn't meant as a jab at you. Because I honestly have no idea what the whole gingham thing is about.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:39 PM (kNasr)
female Korean golfers
I think there's a law that says they have to be hot
When the LPGA used to come to Tucson, those Asian Golfers were the only good thing they brought with them.
I worked in an Italian place that they would all come into for dinners.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:39 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 10:40 PM (RErNf)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 13, 2017 10:38 PM (P8951)
Because to get to Great Lifestyle, you have to go full-on trannie.
Posted by: Vanity Fair at December 13, 2017 10:40 PM (zmvwV)
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Uh, that's turning the power off and up respectively, right?
Posted by: Methos at December 13, 2017 10:34 PM (XQvuQ)
That's how I do it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:40 PM (3/sUh)
Impossible heels and an apron. Nothing else. Winner, winner chicken dinner. That rings my bell.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 10:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Monk
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He's overeating, looking puffy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:37 PM (w1zJX)
LOL. He damn sure is.
Posted by: Monk at December 13, 2017 10:40 PM (g4lFK)
shiiiiiiiit
get married and tell the woman to get to clean after she finishes making the sammich
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 10:40 PM (N6CVU)
Posted by: ALH at December 13, 2017 10:41 PM (za7hD)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 13, 2017 10:39 PM
Didn't stop Last Man Standing, the 2nd highest sitcom from being axed..
Just sayin..
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 10:41 PM (RErNf)
Picnic tables. And aprons.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2017 10:41 PM (zmvwV)
A U.S. District Court judge ordered Special Counsel Robert Mueller on Tuesday to turn over any potential evidence that could be material for when he sentences President Donald Trump's former national security adviser, Michael Flynn...
Sullivan told the government in a filing to turn over any exculpatory evidence, known as "Brady" material, that could potentially help Flynn's defense or information that is "material either to the defendant's guilt or punishment."
The order by the judge is considered routine, and the government by law is required to turn over such information to the defense if it exists.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 13, 2017 10:42 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:42 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Monk
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He's overeating, looking puffy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:37 PM (w1zJX)
I believe Mrs. Tucker has a copy of the Deplorable Gourmet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:42 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: bluebell
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Probably one of those things that shouldn't be searched. I really am beginning to despise contemporary culture.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:42 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:42 PM (kNasr)
Pay-For-Play-Baby
Sure thing
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:43 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:39 PM (kNasr)
There are some things gentlemen do not discuss in front of ladies.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2017 10:43 PM (wYseH)
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Heh. Reading the polar-bear link, on the Fox
news sidebar, yet another human foot, complete with sneaker and sock,
washed ashore in B.C. Makes 13 lost soles in about a decade.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 10:29 PM
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Human foot flotsam is caused by carbon emissions! Look at the foot!!
Posted by: I love the non-changed climate, sexually. at December 13, 2017 10:43 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:43 PM (Rk75K)
https://xkcd.com/1928/
/hat tip Transterrestrial Musings.
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
always fun to watch
plus a bunch of them come here for a couple weeks to train in the off season
tight shirts and yoga pants
but the bad part is they can all whoop me by an easy 3-4 strokes on their worst day
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 10:44 PM (N6CVU)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 13, 2017 10:39 PM (e8kgV)
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Is there no end to their fiendish schemes.
Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 10:44 PM (iEMWw)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2017 10:39 PM (2K6fY)
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It does, doesn't it? And yes, my copy is on the bias, too. But I also have an older copy, and that one wasn't on the bias. Bigger checks than our book, though.
Plus we got the skull and cross-utensils going for us.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:44 PM (kNasr)
Can Al "fake polar bear video" Gore be sued for something? Fraud?
Scientists: 'Unlikely Polar Bears Are At Risk From AGW'
It's also unlikely that they are at risk from unicorn farts. It's easy to not be at risk of something that doesn't exist.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 10:44 PM (/qEW2)
Just sayin..
I've been catching it in syndication and have seen some funny ones. Didn't realize it was #2. No wonder Allen said it was politically motivated (cancellation).
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 13, 2017 10:45 PM (iMDvh)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 13, 2017 10:45 PM (P8951)
Careful. You can get arrested if they catch you doing that in the Greenside Bunker!
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:45 PM (Rk75K)
Wikipedia, but kind of profound --
Gingham is a medium-weight balanced plain-woven fabric made from dyed cotton or cotton-blend yarn.[1] It is made of carded, medium or fine yarns, where the colouring is on the warp yarns and always along the grain (weft). Gingham has no right or wrong side with respect to color.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 10:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Proctological exams being one of them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 10:45 PM (ftdxp)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 10:46 PM (8gDQu)
How many times can one song repeat ay-ay-ay?
Maybe tequila shots are the answer.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 13, 2017 10:46 PM (TisfY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 13, 2017 10:46 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:46 PM (Rk75K)
female Korean golfers
I think there's a law that says they have to be hot
Posted by: navycopjoe
The LPGA Tour is much more watchable because of them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 10:46 PM (9k52Q)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2017 10:45 PM (pNxlR)
Its morality is situational then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2017 10:46 PM (zmvwV)
Posted by: Neverstopfishing; mtcmtmail= at December 13, 2017 10:47 PM (qsiGo)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 13, 2017 10:45 PM
I'm pretty sure it was, behind Modern Family. At least that's what I remember from the articles about it. Either way, it was near the top for sure.
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 10:47 PM (RErNf)
omg, more collusion. Hey, I just noticed- where have antifa gone? Aren't there Really Important things they should be protesting or was it all just astroturfing?
Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2017 10:47 PM (vCN/y)
you'd be passed out from an overdose of spam by now
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 10:47 PM (N6CVU)
The LPGA Tour is much more watchable because of them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 10:46 PM (9k52Q)
Not much to do on a Sunday afternoon?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:47 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 13, 2017 10:47 PM (vp7+1)
the government by law is required to turn over such information to the
defense if it exists.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 13, 2017 10:42 PM (e8kgV)
What if it doesn't exist... anymore?
Posted by: Mr Mewler at December 13, 2017 10:48 PM (RbSs1)
Posted by: Mrs. Ray Finckle at December 13, 2017 10:48 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: mindful webworker rolls by on a skateboard at December 13, 2017 10:48 PM (NU2/k)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2017 10:43 PM (wYseH)
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I had no idea that gingham was one of those things. Oh dear. I'll ask no more.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:48 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 10:48 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 13, 2017 10:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: I love the non-changed climate, sexually. at December 13, 2017 10:43 PM (RVcmP)
Pouts because of overlooked pun.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 10:49 PM (oPNmq)
That is sweet rickl. I hope you will be making those 2024 plans too.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 13, 2017 10:49 PM (iMDvh)
I think he made the news during Barky's junta by opening his commie pie-hole about something.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 10:49 PM (8gDQu)
People with taste.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:49 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 13, 2017 10:49 PM (P8951)
It never left at my place.
Posted by: Jed Clampett at December 13, 2017 10:49 PM (zmvwV)
Posted by: Psy at December 13, 2017 10:49 PM (FPJNr)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:50 PM (kNasr)
He says that the Korean mafia decided to have their girls take over the LPGA. Whole Tiger Woods thing, golfing in kindergarten and stuff and then their whole lives are just golf golf golf.
I thought he was joking, then I was in a sports bar and the LPGA and the whole leader board was Parks and Lees.
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 10:50 PM (jHrzU)
not a good look at all
there's a Chinese girl who is at Stanford now, only 17, played a couple lpga tours last year
she is insanely hot....but still only 17
next year I'm allowed to go all dirty old man over her
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 10:50 PM (N6CVU)
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I think he's Leroy's brother that plays LotRO
Posted by: Methos at December 13, 2017 10:51 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 13, 2017 10:49 PM (P8951)
It was a lovely 77 in Cancun today.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 13, 2017 10:51 PM (TisfY)
next year I'm allowed to go all dirty old man over her
Get mom's okay and you won't have to wait.
Posted by: Roy Moore at December 13, 2017 10:51 PM (zmvwV)
The LPGA Tour is much more watchable because of them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 10:46 PM (9k52Q)
Not much to do on a Sunday afternoon?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Getting ready for work. Otherwise, no.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 10:52 PM (9k52Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 13, 2017 10:47 PM (vp7+1)
Probably treading rather ill, now. Definite hitch in their git-along. I believe the prevailing theory is gangland murder victims dumped into Fraser River, and swept out into the Gulf of Georgia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 10:53 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 10:53 PM (N6CVU)
Hopping about in anticipation.
Bourbon and cigars as applicable. Thanks Horde, Bluebell, Weasel and all the contributors.
Posted by: Winston at December 13, 2017 10:54 PM (XlcO7)
You Make It Feel Like Christmas
https://tinyurl.com/yarqo3dw
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 13, 2017 10:54 PM (iMDvh)
There's alway new things to learn and appreciate. I just discovered what we might call sexy gingham outfits.
I had no idea..... weeeeeeee.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 10:54 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2017 10:38 PM (wYseH)
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You mean, like a strait-jacket?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2017 10:54 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 13, 2017 10:54 PM (mMeIQ)
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the whole leader board was Parks and Lees.
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 10:50 PM
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Do I work here?
Posted by: Ron Swanson at December 13, 2017 10:54 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:55 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:55 PM (9tO1t)
nck turns 17 next year (holy shit!!!)
I dare some old fucker to ask T if he can date her
....shit, I dare anyone to ask
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 10:55 PM (N6CVU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 13, 2017 10:55 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 10:50 PM
Lee Park was renamed to MLK or Obama or something by Mayor Dipshit in Dallas a couple months back...
Oooh.. nevermind...
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 10:56 PM (RErNf)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 13, 2017 10:56 PM (TisfY)
Fair enough, after listening to the whole thing - it was well stated.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 10:56 PM (/qEW2)
I'm hoping to hear from people when they make some of the recipes from it. I think the cool thing is they'll be able to tell the contributor that they made their recipe right here on the blog.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 10:57 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 10:57 PM (QCX64)
She is smokin'.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:55 PM (Rk75K)
And Caddies have a "Park" on the transmission selector. It's a conspiracy!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 10:57 PM (oPNmq)
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Not seeing the problem.
http://tinyurl.com/nxab7qd
Posted by: Sam Cooke at December 13, 2017 10:58 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 10:57 PM
It's why Danny Noonan didn't get his GF pregnant.
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 10:58 PM (RErNf)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 10:46 PM (9k52Q)
I'm not sure what you're watching. Most of the Korean golfers on the LPGA tour are not ... pretty, to put it kindly. There might be one or two but most of them are short and squat with elephant legs.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 10:58 PM (8gDQu)
....shit, I dare anyone to ask
Join us and it'll be ok.
Posted by: Dems at December 13, 2017 10:58 PM (TUE05)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 10:55 PM (9tO1t)
Speaking of long-gone Morons, what became of Weft, Cut-Loop?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 10:58 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:34 PM
The graffiti on the wall of the barrel say the apron looks good on you, and the Crocs really accentuate your legs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2017 10:58 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 11:00 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: LPGA Hot List at December 13, 2017 11:00 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2017 10:58 PM (DMUuz)
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The messenger bag and the manbun really pull the look together.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:00 PM (kNasr)
Muni He
I think her dad is the coach and her brother caddies
and she has a younger sister
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 11:00 PM (N6CVU)
Posted by: Roy Moore at December 13, 2017 11:01 PM (Rk75K)
I think her dad is the coach and her brother caddies
and she has a younger sister
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 11:00 PM (N6CVU)
Money, Hey?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 11:01 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2017 10:58 PM (DMUuz)
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The messenger bag and the manbun really pull the look together.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:00 PM (kNasr)
Please pass the paper towel, the diet pepsi hit the screen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 11:01 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 11:01 PM (9k52Q)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 10:34 PM
The graffiti on the wall of the barrel say the apron looks good on you, and the Crocs really accentuate your legs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2017 10:58 PM (DMUuz)
Now it's not only the Mexican music keeping me awake but this mental image of some guy's hairy was with flour handprints.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 13, 2017 11:02 PM (TisfY)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 11:02 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 11:01 PM (3/sUh)
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Thanks for hosting the contest tonight, MisHum!
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:03 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 11:03 PM (N6CVU)
I had heard of Jenkins before. I hope he suffered immensely before dying.
Desert my country either peacetime or wartime makes no difference. I'll spit in your fucking face before and after I shoot you.
There is no lower form of life.
Posted by: irongraampa at December 13, 2017 11:03 PM (S/hVx)
Will probably order some more
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 13, 2017 11:04 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 11:04 PM (8O3HH)
...but the cookies are delicious!
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:04 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 11:05 PM (9k52Q)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 11:05 PM (N6CVU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 13, 2017 11:05 PM (TisfY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 11:05 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 11:05 PM
How much does she charge!?
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 11:05 PM (RErNf)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:06 PM (Rk75K)
The internet says gingham is making a comeback. I wonder who makes these decisions.
Either the Shadows or the Stonecutters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2017 11:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:06 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 13, 2017 11:07 PM (TisfY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 10:3
LOL, today I was helping vacuum, iyt went to shit. So I started to try to tke it part.
I think I spent 3 hrs cleaning that SOB out. An expensive Dyson for pets, well I got it working.
Better than paying the vac guy, he would have dinged us as much if a mess it was.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 13, 2017 11:07 PM (yJ1e6)
now the nicer one should sell.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:08 PM (Rk75K)
I mean I have no idea. She's a pro golfer and on looks alone will be very marketable.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 11:08 PM (9k52Q)
Just a quick note to say thanks to all who said a prayer las t night for the daughter. Surgery was a success and they didn't have to take as much of a graft as first thought.
The recovery plan looks to be in place and will be arduous but is manageable. Thanks for continued support.
Posted by: Toddler at December 13, 2017 11:08 PM (75SMd)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 13, 2017 11:09 PM (mMeIQ)
It's at the Bowden Prison, about a half hour from stately Peon Manor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 11:09 PM (oPNmq)
Gotta be worth at least 5 x that in scrap alone.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:10 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Don't buy it...it'll steal your stuff!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 11:11 PM (c/EDo)
It's at the Bowden Prison, about a half hour from stately Peon Manor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 11:09 PM (oPNmq
And what personalized plates will you be placing on it
Moronmobile?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 11:11 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 11:11 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 13, 2017 11:11 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 13, 2017 11:11 PM (S/hVx)
Two toilet lids and a hammer should cover it, with change back!
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 13, 2017 11:11 PM (RErNf)
her problem is shaping drives and her putting sucks
with a real coach she'll be the next Lydia Ko
and i'm sure she'll marry rich
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 11:11 PM (N6CVU)
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Uh, that's turning the power off and up respectively, right?
Crank up the oven, open the freezer and point it at the oven.
Posted by: General Mayhem at December 13, 2017 11:11 PM (Q6Lfj)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2017 11:11 PM (lIZQs)
Now while surfing the DirectTV Roku thing I'll see ladies' golf and think, well, this might work.
I might be drinking right now.
Eh.
Listening to Clutch. Does that help?
Augh! Gnomes!
Shit. Goodnight. I don't ONT very well.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 13, 2017 11:12 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:12 PM (Rk75K)
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What an odd story. The norks let his wife and him leave. I thought they'd put you in the camps to die before letting anyone leave. They also forced him to marry the Japanese abductee. Gee, that's nice of them, but it's weird, even for norks.
Also odd how he didn't want to return even after serving his sentence. I guess he liked to feel special. A fish out of water.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 11:12 PM (/qEW2)
Uh, I mean, I hope I get it.
Posted by: Alana at December 13, 2017 11:13 PM (o3d0j)
Posted by: Alana at December 13, 2017 11:13 PM (o3d0j)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:13 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: goon at December 13, 2017 11:14 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Alana at December 13, 2017 11:13 PM (o3d0j)
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Aw, I hope you do, too. We kept the price as low as we could so it would be doable for as many as possible.
Can't do anything to help about Sean Connery, though. Sorry about that.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:15 PM (kNasr)
That's what your granny said last night, Trebek, as she squirted!
Posted by: sean connery at December 13, 2017 11:17 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 13, 2017 11:17 PM (3myMJ)
Up for a little Scottish Slap and Tickle?
Which is mostly slap.
Mostly.
Posted by: Sean Connery at December 13, 2017 11:17 PM (Rk75K)
She thought it dispensed a food pellet, like they do for chickens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2017 10:25 PM (zmvwV)
Or, considering she's a Democrat, money. "
Cheese?
Posted by: barbarausa at December 13, 2017 11:18 PM (ru28e)
Moronmobile?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 11:11 PM (3/sUh)
Curiously enough, it has a sticker on the rear of the frame that reads: "Dessert". And it looks like the wheels were painted rattle-can red. They say it runs "poorly". I would guess the six 20" radial truck tires would be worth the asking price.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 11:18 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Sean Connery at December 13, 2017 11:18 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 11:18 PM (9k52Q)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 11:12 PM (/qEW2)
Or, he could not stand to face his family for what he had done. I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 11:19 PM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 13, 2017 11:19 PM (PUmDY)
I hope you go for it.
Sounds like a great vehicle.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 11:20 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: goon at December 13, 2017 11:14 PM (EaQ6/)
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goon, we still have a few more cookbooks to give away, and you never know where or when. Could be any time. Constant vigilance!
Methos' winning email got to me at 10:28 pm Eastern.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:20 PM (kNasr)
Look up the story about Sean Connery, back in the Bon days, proposing a "Simon Sisters sandwich" with Carly and her sister. On an England to NYC ocean liner.
They turned him down, but Carly's sister snuck away and banged him by herself, and that pissed Carly off.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 11:20 PM (8O3HH)
Awwww....polar bears are sooooooo cute!
https://tinyurl.com/y836ck5h
Uhhhhh......oh my sweet lord
Posted by: The Margins at December 13, 2017 11:20 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 13, 2017 11:20 PM (P8951)
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A decade or two ago, the Norks finally admitted what everyone already knew - that they'd been abducting Japanese citizens - and let them return home.
Posted by: junior at December 13, 2017 11:21 PM (SMVWG)
Welcome, to The Rock.
Posted by: Sean Connery at December 13, 2017 11:18 PM (Rk75K)
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I've never seen a gingham towel before.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:21 PM (kNasr)
Approach this shrine, and worship here.
Robert Burns
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I thought this was the insane asylum, but it's the burns unit.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 11:21 PM (/qEW2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVvRImExKc
Long straight dark hair with bangs FTW.
I shall retire to the bunk now.
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 11:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 11:12 PM (/qEW2)
They say he did go home to N.C. once, after his release. Probably to a chilly welcome. I figure he basically did a life term in North Korea, and died as a parolee in a Japanese backwater.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 11:21 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Sean Connery at December 13, 2017 11:21 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 13, 2017 11:22 PM (Lqy/e)
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He was married to a Japanese woman and had two kids. She was probably quite happy living in Japan.
And if he went back to the States, people would ask questions about his background. That might be a bit awkward.
Posted by: junior at December 13, 2017 11:23 PM (SMVWG)
I suppose that's fair enough. He's an old timer around here.
I hope someone can lay a copy on Buzzion's grave.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 11:24 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 13, 2017 11:22 PM (Lqy/e)
Especially the dressing-out of the hobo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 11:24 PM (oPNmq)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lois_Maxwell
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 11:24 PM (QCX64)
Shit. Old sock.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2017 11:25 PM (eXA4G)
Fuckin' love Clutch.
Those guys rock.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:13 PM (Rk75K)
What sucks is that I knew little of these guys just a few years ago. I am kicking myself for not knowing who they were when they were current. all too often the best are kicked to the curb while the mediocre star in Super Bowl Halftime Shows.
Had a similar experience with Jane's Addiction.
the music scene in America often sucks balls. Iron Maiden? Meh. Helloween? Who?
But I got to see Helloween at the Gothic in Englewood a few years ago. 500 rabid fans. Helloween headlines the biggest metal shows on the planet. They sell out soccer arenas, a hundred thousand people. In other countries they are bigger than Black Sabbath. Fucking love Helloween. Much as I love Sabbath and Maiden, they would never do an American tour of small theaters like the Gothic.
And the band loved it every bit as much as we did. Fucking Pumpkin Guys!
Yarrggh!
\m/ \m/
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 13, 2017 11:26 PM (bZ4w4)
I usually just leave Pudding Cups on his Head Stone.
Bonus: If you are at least 6' 2" - It's the perfect height for dipping.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:26 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 11:27 PM (QCX64)
A friend of mine was their guitar tech for a while.
I am pretty sure they bought a few guitars from me over the years and I had no idea who they were!
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:27 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 13, 2017 11:28 PM (AoK0a)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lois_Maxwell
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 11:24 PM (QCX64)
I think the still is from Thunderball. In the book he goes undercover at a "health spa" to track one of the bad guys (Emilio Largo), and the "effleurage practitioner" was a Patricia Fearing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 11:29 PM (oPNmq)
And buzzion also noticed that he was referred to obliquely on the back cover.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:30 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 11:32 PM (QCX64)
Molly Peters
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0676601/?ref_=tt_cl_t7
Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 11:32 PM (EzdLW)
How are you and the adorable fam?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
How are you Spiff and WDS? We did have good time didn't we?
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 13, 2017 11:32 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:20 PM (kNasr)
Thanks for the info, bluebell. Vigilance it is then!
Posted by: goon at December 13, 2017 11:32 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 11:32 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 11:33 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:30 PM (kNasr)
I told my wife that I've never had a cookbook with so many inside jokes. The willow bit was awesome.
Having this book in my possession also lends credence that I am not living some kind of schizophrenic dream. Y'all might just actually exist somehow.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 13, 2017 11:33 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 13, 2017 11:34 PM (mMeIQ)
Sounds like a porn name.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 11:33 PM (8O3HH
Her sister Sharon simply sighs in abject defeat.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 13, 2017 11:34 PM (bZ4w4)
we're all good at the moment. Littlest one is crawling all over the place. Cute as a button still. The other two are growing up just as fast.
Had a great time. Hoping to be able to do it next year as well.
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at December 13, 2017 11:34 PM (U49qd)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:35 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 11:35 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 11:33 PM (8O3HH)
Or a not-so-great white whale.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 11:35 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 13, 2017 11:36 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: goon at December 13, 2017 11:36 PM (EaQ6/)
I see Molly Peters died in May of this year. 75.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 11:37 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 13, 2017 11:37 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at December 13, 2017 11:37 PM (U49qd)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:35 PM (kNasr)
For being a Red Sox fan you sound like Yogi Berra
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 11:38 PM (3/sUh)
A Peter Sisters sandwich.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 11:38 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:38 PM (kNasr)
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Imagine this, there were probably hundreds of such in Detroit...at one time.
thousands
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 13, 2017 11:39 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 13, 2017 11:09
Thanks. LOL I thought we got the cookbook today, no such luck. See my post above, it was crew socks for my dad from my
bro. What an azz, now we have to wrap them? LOL
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 13, 2017 11:39 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at December 13, 2017 11:40 PM (U49qd)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 11:42 PM (QCX64)
The Left Banke was the greatest "two hit wonder" of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uqBTzfcIk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Ep5x-DETc
Discuss.
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 11:43 PM (sdi6R)
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Imagine this, there were probably hundreds of such in Detroit...at one time.
thousands
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 13, 2017 11:39 PM (CL76w)
Just about any big city, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, on and on.
100 years of democratic leadership and where did it get them?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 11:44 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:44 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: Johnny at December 13, 2017 11:45 PM (UF0Iv)
https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2017 11:45 PM (QCX64)
Newark and Wilmington had some gorgeous homes that were left to rot.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:45 PM (Rk75K)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 11:46 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 13, 2017 11:47 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 11:46 PM (KP5rU)
That is a shame. I still remember the outrageous teacher strike from a lifetime ago.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2017 11:47 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 13, 2017 11:48 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:49 PM (Rk75K)
Never liked that one.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 11:44 PM (Rk75K)
I like BOTH kinds of Left Banke songs.
/channeling the Blues Brothers movie
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 11:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 11:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 13, 2017 11:50 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 13, 2017 11:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at December 13, 2017 11:54 PM (U49qd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 11:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 13, 2017 11:56 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 13, 2017 11:56 PM
Hell, yes.
Posted by: otho at December 13, 2017 11:57 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2017 11:57 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 11:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Best done in the late Autumn, have to let the carcass hang for a while, otherwise, it's gamey.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 11:58 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 11:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at December 13, 2017 11:59 PM (U49qd)
I know, know what you mean.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2017 11:59 PM (zmvwV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2017 12:00 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 11:58 PM (nBBdT)
The buttocks, especially.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 12:00 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at December 13, 2017 11:54 PM (U49qd)
https://twitter.com/MisanthropicWi
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2017 12:00 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Julia Child at December 14, 2017 12:03 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2017 12:04 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 12:04 AM (QCX64)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uqBTzfcIk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Ep5x-DETc
Discuss.
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 11:43 PM (sdi6R)
The Hooters!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2017 12:06 AM (8gDQu)
Ever notice how few total civilisations were destroyed by runaway hobo cook fires in the 1930's?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2017 12:06 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 12:04 AM (QCX64)
#69
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2017 12:07 AM (8gDQu)
It will not last the night,
But oh, my foes, and ah, my friends,
It gives a lovely light!
--Edna St. Vincent Millay
I burned my candle at both its ends,
And now have neither foes nor friends.
For all the lovely light begotten,
I'm paying now in feeling rotten.
--Samuel Hoffenstein
Posted by: DynamiteDan at December 14, 2017 12:09 AM (MqzWH)
*looks at Simpsons*
I SAID EVERYTHING GETS CANCELLED EVENTUALLY.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2017 12:12 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 14, 2017 12:12 AM (fuK7c)
Don't mind the cold at all, but I absolutely HATE the wind.
So, y'all remember we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH and PROUD. Ample reason to now.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 14, 2017 12:12 AM (S/hVx)
calling Jeff Sessions....anyone else?
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 14, 2017 12:13 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2017 12:14 AM (Ckg4U)
calling Jeff Sessions....anyone else?
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 14, 2017 12:13 AM (yJ1e6)
I know where there's a real experienced prosecutor, who just happens to be free at the moment...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 12:14 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 14, 2017 12:12 AM (S/hVx)
Stay warm and be safe out there. Don't be pulling no Max McGees on us.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2017 12:15 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 12:15 AM (sdi6R)
He gonna take two naps at night
He gonna take two naps at the hearing
Feels like it ain't so much his fight
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 12:17 AM (6FqZa)
Which seems a wee bit queer,
You burn your hand if vertical,
if flat, drip wax far and near ...
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at December 14, 2017 12:18 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 14, 2017 12:19 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2017 12:21 AM (KP5rU)
But it was tough to handle,
Much too thick,
For the candlestick,
And it fell and burned the mantel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 12:21 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2017 12:22 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 14, 2017 12:23 AM (KdDCu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2017 12:23 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 12:23 AM (QCX64)
That's pretty apt, especially seeing as one from each ended up in CSNampersandY. That was an interesting time. I like the fluidity of band members moving from group to group inventing classic rock along the way.
I discounted the Hollies because they're name sounded old fashioned, but I get them now.
It's like Paris in the '20s. Everyone lived in Laurel Canyon. Everyone slept or tried to sleep with Joni Mitchell and no one could hold her.
I've read that Mr. Venn quit diagramming because he couldn't keep up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 14, 2017 12:24 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 12:24 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Max Power at December 14, 2017 12:24 AM (QCc6B)
https://youtu.be/A0TalLrtZ24
He chose ... poorly.
For some reason I think wealthy American nazisypathizers listen to NPR.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2017 12:25 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 12:27 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 12:28 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 12:30 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: andycanuck
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Should slip some crow in there.
That woman gains more and more respect from me each day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 12:32 AM (y3sT9)
Be well AOP.
Glad your done w/ the jobs for now.
This month is busy for me, but I do get to burn some vacation time. We aren't getting to AZ this Christmas as we were there earlier this yr.
Hope to meet up w/ you sometime there. Or Vegas, that was fun.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 14, 2017 12:33 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 12:28 AM
One of the greatest singles of the 70's.
Posted by: otho at December 14, 2017 12:34 AM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Max Power at December 14, 2017 12:35 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Max Power at December 14, 2017 12:36 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 14, 2017 12:37 AM (kX0fm)
Posted by: Max Power at December 14, 2017 12:38 AM (QCc6B)
Glad your done w/ the jobs for now.
This month is busy for me, but I do get to burn some vacation time.
We aren't getting to AZ this Christmas as we were there earlier this yr.
Hope to meet up w/ you sometime there. Or Vegas, that was fun.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 14, 2017 12:33 AM (yJ1e6)
Thank you kindly. Worked on my vehicles today. The lack of tail lights on the '88 pickup was a faulty headlight switch. Took the switch apart, and bent the metal strips inside it, and now it works again. Took the instrument cluster out, and cleaned out decades of dust, and tested all the light bulbs. All are good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 12:40 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Max Power at December 14, 2017 12:41 AM (QCc6B)
That woman gains more and more respect from me each day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 12:32 AM (y3sT9)
Some plastic crow's feet, sticking up out the top of the pie would be a hoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 12:42 AM (oPNmq)
Deal with customers for small stuff tomorrow.
Posted by: stonecutter at December 14, 2017 12:43 AM (UeOdS)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 14, 2017 12:43 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 12:48 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 12:23 AM (QCX64)
I absolutely love that woman.
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 12:48 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 12:23 AM (QCX64)
Awesome.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 12:49 AM (cAnNx)
music from back when i was young and had a future!
and Lost Angels was worth living in too!
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2017 12:52 AM (cC7Zj)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2017 12:53 AM (cC7Zj)
Deal with customers for small stuff tomorrow.
Posted by: stonecutter at December 14, 2017 12:43 AM (UeOdS)
All artificial stones, I take it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 12:53 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2017 12:55 AM (cC7Zj)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 14, 2017 12:55 AM (AoK0a)
music from back when i was young and had a future!
and Lost Angels was worth living in too!
--
How many of us have not dealt with certain members of the opposite sex and thought "I might like you better if we slept together? "
Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 12:56 AM (aT+Bx)
We are giving her a bassoon for Christmas. We hope that she is as enthusiastic about receiving this present as we are in giving it to her.
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 14, 2017 12:58 AM (lIZQs)
youtube.com/watch?v=Ue5jyj_nosc
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 12:58 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2017 12:58 AM (cC7Zj)
youtube.com/watch?v=Ue5jyj_nosc
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X?
youtube.com/watch?v=SXIBiHn_UQQ
Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 01:00 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 12:48
I do hope someone sends her the cookbook. She could rock that in a presser this Christmas.
Be well all, thanks to Slap's prayer list on the ONT.
And thanks for Weasel and bluebell for all their work for the cookbook...well if I ever see it. LOL
FU Amazon Prime, you lying POS.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 14, 2017 01:01 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2017 01:01 AM (cC7Zj)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2017 01:03 AM (cC7Zj)
Sugilite - rare manganese ore RSA - famous Japanese mineralogist Y. Sugio.
Earthstone - hydrothermal copper deposit Australia
Vivianite usual phosphate - Australia (offshore nodules).
Posted by: stonecutter at December 14, 2017 01:04 AM (UeOdS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCkHUp0qPCo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 01:04 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 01:05 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 13, 2017 11:30 PM (kNasr)
I told my wife that I've never had a cookbook with so many inside jokes. The willow bit was awesome.
Having this book in my possession also lends credence that I am not living some kind of schizophrenic dream. Y'all might just actually exist somehow.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 13, 2017 11:33 PM (bZ4w4)
The ultimate way to complete the willow joke is to make a second cookbook and stick it in the middle of the Drinks section with "since you probably didn't see this recipe at the end of the last cookbook."
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 01:05 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 01:08 AM (6FqZa)
Well, hell. Uncle Harvey has through a spokeshole, given a response to Selma Hayek's charges.
With all the shit (probably about 100 women, give or take) he's never said anything since the shit first hit the fan, but he has responded to Hayek.
He says "he doesn't recall" pressuring her to do the lesbo scene. And besides, the character she was playing was bi, so that was in context. And also, he wasn't there for the filming, so he wasn't there to look when she was nekkid for the scene.
Now, WTF. This could mean that of all the stories, Selma's is bullshit, so's he going to respond. But I don't know.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 01:09 AM (8O3HH)
Sugilite - rare manganese ore RSA - famous Japanese mineralogist Y. Sugio.
Earthstone - hydrothermal copper deposit Australia
Vivianite usual phosphate - Australia (offshore nodules).
Posted by: stonecutter at December 14, 2017 01:04 AM (UeOdS)
You put me some knowledge there, thanks. So, earthstone. Is it shades of blue and green? One real beautiful copper mineral is covellite. It's a metallic sulfide mineral that is semi-transparent. Seen in the reflecting-light microscope, it's like looking into dark-blue glass, full of reflecting planes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 01:10 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 01:11 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: otho at December 14, 2017 01:13 AM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 01:16 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2017 01:03 AM
Haha! JoJo Zep. Good band. Saw them back in 76 and 77. Best thing they did was "Security".
Posted by: otho at December 14, 2017 01:17 AM (qGuLD)
I'm still not clear on what her "charges" were.
He says "he doesn't recall" pressuring her to do the lesbo scene. And besides, the character she was playing was bi, so that was in context. And also, he wasn't there for the filming, so he wasn't there to look when she was nekkid for the scene.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 01:09 AM (8O3HH)
Those complaints of hers didn't amount to squat, anyway.
All I can see she was complaining about was that he pestered her for normal and weird sex and that he tried to stop her crappy movie from being made. I wish he had succeeded at the latter. Frida was not very good ... and that doesn't even take into account the fact that it was a love story for Communism, either.
Salma Hayek called him her "monster" and talked about how she was abused and felt guilty and all this shit ... and then all she could come up with was that he used his salad fork to eat his mashed potatoes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2017 01:20 AM (8gDQu)
blue and green? One real beautiful copper mineral is covellite. It's a
metallic sulfide mineral that is semi-transparent. Seen in the
reflecting-light microscope, it's like looking into dark-blue glass,
full of reflecting planes."
Earthstone is mostly greens (malacite etc.) with some blue azurite, a few quartz micros in little caves, some brown/black tenorite. Covellite, terrific, I cut alot of it - best is Butte, MT and Colorado. Properly oriented, the plate-like crystals reflect back an incredible purple. There are some tricks of the lapidary trade to accentuate the purple (quartz caps, for example). But you have to have the plate like crystal structure. The massive stuff, for example, RSA, won't give the effect.
For fun, with a reflecting light microscope, check out Vivianite crystals from Bolivia or Madagascar - dichroic- and paper thin plates comprising the crystal.
Posted by: stonecutter at December 14, 2017 01:25 AM (UeOdS)
For Dogma, one of the rules is: Drink every time Salma Hayek says something unintelligible. (use caution!)
LMAO
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 14, 2017 01:25 AM (RErNf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2017 10:04 PM (BoMuO)
Mr. McCain does not care about anything but POWER.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 14, 2017 01:25 AM (kX0fm)
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 01:27 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 14, 2017 01:25 AM (kX0fm)
I don't think he even cares about power. I think he's like the French, he gets off on stabbing "allies" in the back and just being a prick.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2017 01:27 AM (8gDQu)
out Vivianite crystals from Bolivia or Madagascar - dichroic- and paper
thin plates comprising the crystal.
Posted by: stonecutter at December 14, 2017 01:25 AM (UeOdS)
I will have to look for Vivianite and Sugilite, next time I am near a rock shop. I might still have some specimens of Covellite, mixed with Bornite, that came from a small mine one of my relatives operated in B.C. Also some ruby silvers, which show the same optical effect in deep red.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 01:30 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 01:32 AM (PUmDY)
"Nikki Haley stuck a knife in his back': Trump loyalist Roger Stone is ALREADY writing a book about 'the President's downfall' and believes he will be ousted by members of cabinet".
I guess it is from a Vanity Fair interview. Thing is, Roger Stone is rather a wing nut. He says a lot of off the wall stuff. There are a lot of things to comment on here, but it's late, so I won't.
I'll say this though...Nikki Haley did not stick a knife in Trump's back; she said exactly the right thing at the UN. She's been brilliant in that position.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 14, 2017 01:38 AM (iMDvh)
Posted by: stonecutter at December 14, 2017 01:39 AM (UeOdS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 01:40 AM (PUmDY)
408 Sarah Sanders is baking a bunch of (four?) pecan pies for the
Press to choke on tomorrow and is tweeting photos of her making them
from scratch herself. LOL.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 12:23 AM (QCX64)
Awesome.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 12:49 AM (cAnNx)
i love pecan pie so much... its almost a waste on them.I got my cookbooks. i got four. so one for me, and one for Bebe, and a couple for gifts
Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 14, 2017 01:42 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 01:43 AM (6FqZa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQp1IDVZdCg
They could hold their own with any British Invasion band.
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 01:48 AM (sdi6R)
While there has been no shortage of knives, Haley is not the one I would worry about using them. Thus far, she has seemed superb in what she is doing. Considering in the early days, some wondered if she was a GOPe plant, that is a pleasant surprise.
Certainly her tone has been nice- pretty John Boltonish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2017 01:49 AM (ZgKFD)
So is Salma Hayek evidently.
People want to feel important, I guess.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 14, 2017 01:51 AM (0jtPF)
Certainly her tone has been nice- pretty John Boltonish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2017 01:49 AM (ZgKFD)
i was kinda stunned, actually.
Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 14, 2017 01:52 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 01:53 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 14, 2017 01:55 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: stonecutter at December 14, 2017 01:56 AM (UeOdS)
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 01:58 AM (sdi6R)
Nikki was my guv, and I voted for her twice. I did get a little ticked at her with the flag stuff and other weaseling politician behavior, such as during the primary denouncing Donny Two Scoops.
But she's a home gal, and thus I rooted for her, and am proud of her at the UN so far.
Less than 8 years ago, she started out as a small time state legislator. She went a long way in a short time, and has made the big time. Again, proud of a home girl.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 02:02 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 02:12 AM (PUmDY)
right now i am working on a Tiny House, and i am sanding walls. the original knotty pine had been given a beige wash and its AWFUL. so i am just sanding the whole damn thing off.
Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 14, 2017 02:21 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 01:43 AM (6FqZa)
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Kay Parker's bush was even more awesome.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2017 02:25 AM (zJ7J0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 02:45 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Sandy at December 14, 2017 02:48 AM (TTS7f)
Posted by: Sandy at December 14, 2017 02:48 AM (TTS7f)
Posted by: Sandy at December 14, 2017 02:48 AM (TTS7f)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 02:50 AM (PUmDY)
right now i am working on a Tiny House, and i am sanding walls. the original knotty pine had been given a beige wash and its AWFUL. so i am just sanding the whole damn thing off.
Posted by: Gushka once had doggo named Rexmo at December 14, 2017 02:21 AM (9G8jN)
Bother excellent bands.
Saw Truckfighters last month at a dive bar called "The Dive". Mothership was also playing.
"Desert Cruiser" by Truckfighters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLMPA4xPFpg
"Shanghai Surprise" by Mothership]:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxBGki0HOt0
Samsara Blues Experiment is a band that I haven't had a chance to see live yet. Good long songs and mood music.
"Army of Ignorance" bu Samsara Blues Experiment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1kPpxmnZco
Posted by: The Musical Hat at December 14, 2017 03:03 AM (itfg0)
I know we've all seen videos of bad cop shootings, but this is the worst in my recent memory. A guy crying and begging in a hotel hallway, on the ground, for his life. Doing everything the cop said.
In the other bad shootings there have at least been knives, or drugs, or some extenuating circumstances. None of those things apply here.
There were other officers there. Why didn't one go cuff him? This is all kinds of disturbing.
No wonder they held the tape back for 2 years.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 14, 2017 03:24 AM (iMDvh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 03:29 AM (6FqZa)
[x] Miley
[x] Gushka
[x] Chavez
[x] Chi
If any of them left feeling worse than when they called?
I'd say that defies the odds.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2017 03:35 AM (Ckg4U)
1-800-Slapweasel.
Don't dial that. You'll probably wind-up in a credit scheme with South African druglords.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2017 03:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2017 03:49 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: dan johnson at December 14, 2017 03:57 AM (t/TnO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2017 04:01 AM (zJ7J0)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2017 04:09 AM (aC6Sd)
Yeah, Skip. We're gonna get some snow over the next couple of hours. I suspect more than a 'dusting'.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 14, 2017 04:15 AM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2017 04:20 AM (aC6Sd)
I remember leaving for a cross-state visit very early one morning when 'only' a 'dusting' of snow was forecast. An hour later on the turnpike it was complete white-out conditions and everyone was traveling 15 mph. Didn't last long but it got nasty very quickly.
Drive carefully Skip.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 14, 2017 04:26 AM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2017 04:37 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2017 04:38 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at December 14, 2017 04:42 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2017 04:37 AM (aC6Sd)
It ain't over. It's a counter-clockwise low pressure system all the way over the other side of the state moving east. We're going to have a couple hours of snow before the sun 'rises' and burns it off.
Now under Winter Weather Advisory.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 14, 2017 04:44 AM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Sean Conyersy at December 14, 2017 05:07 AM (NDlpU)
Posted by: Al Luke Warm IQ Gore at December 14, 2017 05:13 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Sean Conyersy at December 14, 2017 05:16 AM (NDlpU)
Posted by: Al Luke Warm IQ Gore at December 14, 2017 05:20 AM (2X7pN)
Now under Winter Weather Advisory.
Posted by: Acme Explosives
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OMG! We're all gonna die!
Quick, make Emergency French Toast!#!!
Milk, eggs, bread: you have them in stock don't you?!?!
Posted by: Horton at December 14, 2017 05:46 AM (ezzDS)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 05:55 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Horton at December 14, 2017 05:46 AM (ezzDS)
Got 1 egg, no bread, a tiny bit of milk.
Yes, I'm going to die. On a long enough time-line we're all gonna die.
Storm breaking up by the minute. Should end within the hour.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 14, 2017 05:56 AM (ajiE5)
O Christ. A Weather Keynesian.
We have a whole set of jokes based on the alphabetical scroll of school closings. Some of the towns on there, you never hear from except in a snowstorm. And they're proud of it, too!
Hard to believe some clever li'l bastids have never harnessed the power of built-in video recording to buffalo their folks that school is closed on a day when there's just-a-dustin'. With the shape parents are in anymore, you might could pull that in June...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2017 06:02 AM (H5rtT)
Gotta noisy circulatory on my heating system. Replaced the 'other' one years ago with a very quiet '007' model. So trip to Lowe's or check Amazon?
Sure enough, Amazon has a ton of people selling them. No wonder I'm getting soft around the middle.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 14, 2017 06:12 AM (ajiE5)
Drive carefully. Don't be "that person."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 06:13 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 06:30 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce
That IS good news. Congratulations to your friend!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2017 06:34 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2017 06:35 AM (cYjBc)
Posted by: Jean at December 14, 2017 06:37 AM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Bruce
That's great news.
Posted by: Jean at December 14, 2017 06:39 AM (yM/Yl)
This will not end well. None of it. We no longer have due process. Every accuser is believed and every accused is guilty. War on women my ass end.
And yes, I'm a woman.
Husband is with his daughter helping her through her impending divorce. He says she has CNN on if she is awake. Cannot even imagine how many little pink pills he will need after this visit. She also did a rather boisterous happy dance when Moore lost on Tuesday.
And no, her lefty bent is not why they are divorcing. They are both Bernie bots.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 14, 2017 06:39 AM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Jean
I think thru history there's been different versions of a Sexual Revolution that was pulled back for one reason or another. Every time it gets taken a step too far. My peak time was during the 70's. It was almost expected of people
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 06:42 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Jean
Or just hire hookers.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2017 06:43 AM (ftdxp)
We make fun of those accused, but even back in the Cosby matters my wife and I would say. Why now? Why so many all of a sudden? What proof?
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 06:44 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: rickb223
Hooker? You mean like a politician?
Hic*
...Shillary...
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 06:45 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce
___________
You wouldn't happen to know of a slightly used liver lying around anywhere? Asking for a friend.....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2017 06:48 AM (mPeei)
Not a fan of Roy Moore but do hope he pursues litigation against his accusers. It has to stop.
I'm done cheering very attack against a lefty. It won't stop with them.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 14, 2017 06:49 AM (N3JsI)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
I do! I'll trade you for 20 percent of the uranium supply
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 06:49 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: never enough caffeine
Exactly. Thinking back to my 20's, I wonder if....
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 06:52 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 06:52 AM (8ikIW)
We make fun of those accused, but even back in the Cosby matters my wife and I would say. Why now? Why so many all of a sudden? What proof?
Posted by: Bruce
That's what we get for allowing the "culture" to pooh-pooh, ignore & allow powerful people to squash women like bugs to keep them from coming forward when it happened.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2017 06:54 AM (ftdxp)
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