Instapundit: I Asked the DOJ If Lisa Page Was Involved In Getting FISA Warrants For Her Boyfriend, Disgraced FBI Hack Peter Strzok, and They Gave Me the Runaround

If the DOJ isn't going to answer relevant questions, then no one should answer a single question asked by the DOJ or its pet hitman Mueller.

Posted by: Ace at 03:04 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (mynhJ)

2 nd

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (so+oy)

3 It's a vast left-wing conspiracy!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (so+oy)

4 So why can't Sessions order the DOJ to comply? I know most of this crap was from the Obama DOJ, but what prevents the CURRENT DOJ from allowing compliance?

Posted by: Ann at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (jtHQy)

5 I think that Hillary screwed up with that whole Russia thing.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (4dz1m)

6 Q: Is it pronounced 'stroke'?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)

7 Unexpectedly!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (ycWCI)

8 So the answer is "yes" then.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (hLRSq)

9 What they have on Sessions must involve homosex somehow.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (CMbMd)

10
Lotsa stuff happening today...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (4DCSq)

11 That was a good question but it was asked of the Special Counsel, not the DOJ.

They are not the same thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (/tuJf)

12 Moor is lying about are Presdent of color and all the good things he has done for the coontry. Moore lied, Moore wins, and America will have died !!!!!!!! DumbAss rednecks down south are clueless !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (u54O2)

13 5 I think that Hillary screwed up with that whole Russia thing.
Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (4dz1m)

She was not thinking. Upset. Too much blood in her alcohol stream.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (ycWCI)

14 Oh what I would pay if someone would answer a question, "On advice of counsel, I'm asserting my First Amendment rights to tell you to go fuck yourself".

Posted by: Joe, no that other one at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (QFnhZ)

15 I think that Hillary screwed up with that whole Russia thing.
Posted by: rd
............
delicious irony, isn't it?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (so+oy)

16 4. DOJ personnel prevent it - just a guess.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (fA1SL)

17
5 I think that Hillary screwed up with that whole Russia thing.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (4dz1m)


Hillary is ruthless, but she would screw up a one car parade.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (hLRSq)

18 I need a diagram.

Posted by: Javems at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (yOqwj)

19 6 Q: Is it pronounced 'stroke'?
Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)

"Struck", I'm fairly sure.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (CMbMd)

20 So it seems we need a special counsel to investigate the special counsel and his team.

Posted by: Penfold at December 12, 2017 03:05 PM (Fbt5B)

21 so FBI Strzok was banging the lady using the Fusion GPS BS Dossier to get FISA wiretaps???

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 03:05 PM (BIr2P)

22 "Struck", I'm fairly sure.

I have heard it said that way.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 03:05 PM (7n4KQ)

23
Only certified, licensed journalists (or, as they are known, Tribunes of the People) can ask questions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:05 PM (QKT5U)

24 What they have on Sessions must involve homosex somehow.
Posted by: Hikaru
.........
I thought it was Keebler Elf sex!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 03:05 PM (so+oy)

25 Me? I'm going to Disney World!

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (398bZ)

26 Translation: the source is part of the dam getting ready to break on this.

When the chips fall Trump ain't gonna be the one hurting.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (SzZnW)

27 Awww....no Sarah.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (fuK7c)

28 Based on the Daily Mail pictures, Lisa Page looks like Adam Driver's homely older sister.

I do feel sorry for the husband having to deal with reporters outside his house.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (OD2ni)

29 I like your idea, ace.

Oh, by the by, I think we all know that hilariously non-responsive answer means yes, yes, she was.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (mf5HN)

30 Q: Is it pronounced 'stroke'?


If you can trick him into saying it backwards he will be forced to return to his own dimension.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (QQ+il)

31 >>What they have on Sessions must involve homosex somehow.

He Dreams of Gene E.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (RzgQJ)

32 WTF? Thats all i got at this point. Renegade agencies not accountable to any higher authority and nothing can be done to make them comply? really? thats it?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (xFBfz)

33 The more Mueller investigates President Trump, the worse the Democrat Party looks.

By the time Mueller is finished, so will the Democrats.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (4dz1m)

34 Is it just me, or is there some sense that this is building to some type of news/judicial/political crescendo?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (EyPfd)

35 they all need to be asked what is it exactly that they do there.

Posted by: x at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (nFwvY)

36 Bruce Ohr has unusual sexual tastes, I will say.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton, 26 time passenger on the Lolita Express at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (LISuA)

37 Let me guess what Peter Strzok's girlfriends farts smell like...

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (VpIIl)

38 35. TL;DR - get moar ammo

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (fA1SL)

39 The insane thing is we alledgedly have "our guys" at both agencies.

The only way the ball moves forward is for Trump to start EO'ing the fucking shit out of the DOJ and FBI.

And while he's at it fire Mueller, Ronstein, McCabe, Wray, Sessions and Mueller.
Posted by: Kreplach

__________

I agree, and my fear is Trump doesn't seem to have attention span or focus to deal with this.

Maybe it's all 4D Chess and an act, but it really seems like Trump is far more interested in the petty parts of politics like what some Senator said on a talk show about him rather than basically a deep state coup that is far more serious to both his Presidency and our democracy

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (lKmt3)

40 29
Based on the Daily Mail pictures, Lisa Page looks like Adam Driver's homely older sister.



I do feel sorry for the husband having to deal with reporters outside his house.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (OD2ni)

Prolly a big giant lefty too. Wahhh

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (ymnmz)

41 Shouldn't General Beauregard be asking these questions?
Who is in charge of DOJ?

Posted by: Glenn John at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (LilNs)

42 Is it the twelve days of Christmas yet? Do you start counting before or after? Because I would like to see some people leaping.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (lwiT4)

43 >>The more Mueller investigates President Trump, the worse the Democrat Party looks.

Huh. Funny that.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (/tuJf)

44 BRB--gotta tweet a picture of me standing in a wheat field. Lookin' all serious and shit.

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (398bZ)

45 There is entirely too much grab-assing going on at the DOJ. Fire them all.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (2Mnv1)

46 they all need to be asked what is it exactly that they do there.

Posted by: x at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (nFwvY)


Send in the Bobs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (493sH)

47
6 Q: Is it pronounced 'stroke'?

Rush calls him Struck-Stroke. Levin pronounces it another different way.

Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 12, 2017 03:10 PM (4DCSq)

48 42 Is it the twelve days of Christmas yet? Do you start counting before or after? Because I would like to see some people leaping.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (lwiT4)

Epiphany is after.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 03:10 PM (ycWCI)

49 Is it just me, or is there some sense that this is building to some type of news/judicial/political crescendo?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



I'm thinking more of an ass gas release,
not a huge, stinking turd.
IOW, a big nothing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:10 PM (rXkis)

50 That was a good question but it was asked of the Special Counsel, not the DOJ.

They are not the same thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (/tuJf)
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Potayto, potahto

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 03:10 PM (kNasr)

51 Can we get another lib, Barbara Streisand, to sing their theme song "Bring in the Clowns"....

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (VpIIl)

52 >>Potayto, potahto

Or DOJ and Not The DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (/tuJf)

53 I know

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (kNasr)

54 The members of The Party are all banging each other.

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (p/bSX)

55 It's spelled Strzok, but it's pronounced "probe."

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (Bdeb0)

56 Epiphany is after.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 03:10 PM (ycWCI)
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So Ground Zero is Christmas Day? Shoot. I was hoping for goosing and leaping any day now.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (lwiT4)

57 Is this where a refusal to answer is an affirmation?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (VpIIl)

58 When you have those kinds of serious questions, do NOT ask them all at the same time. You will only get one answered and it's usually the last one.

(I know this from asking my husband and son multiple questions at the same time.)

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (Enq6K)

59 I hesitate to comment until Jim Acosta tweets about this.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (HgMAr)

60 Help me, Vanna White, you're my only hope!

Posted by: Peter Strzok at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (fuK7c)

61 Office of the Special Clownsel

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (VpIIl)

62 I know you know. I'm trying to get ace to tighten up his loose shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (/tuJf)

63 Hillary is ruthless, but she would screw up a one car parade.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH

That seems to be the case. I wonder how she developed such delusions of grandeur while having *no* actual accomplishments (or even any competence).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (rp9xB)

64 Something from Byron York.

http://tinyurl.com/ydfps9jq

Gee Byron, ya think?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (EyPfd)

65
Prolly a big giant lefty too. Wahhh
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
...........
he works for a non-profit international education foundation or something.. so yeah.. lefty all the way..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (so+oy)

66 Help me, Vanna White, you're my only hope!
Posted by: Peter Strzok


Yeah. You could stand to buy a vowel or two.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (rXkis)

67 Don't mess w/The Mossad:
https://tinyurl.com/y7xt3hfx

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (ty7RM)

68 Strzok me, Strzok me.

Posted by: Billy Squire at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (5clls)

69 I'm trying to get ace to tighten up his loose shit.
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If he figures it out, ask him to gimme a call.

Posted by: Shep! at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (vg8iE)

70 I came across an interesting situation in the Military, where things were swept under the rug because it would have made the Military look bad.

That is part of what is going on here... They have KNOWN about his crap for years... but also know that if the public ever finds out what has REALLY been going on... the Institutions themselves will take a hit...

And in their minds... they work for the Institution... not we, the People...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (NgKpN)

71 JackStraw, you've been hanging around here long enough to know better.

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (kNasr)

72 for goosing and leaping any day now.

Good thing you're a woman. Otherwise the use of "goosing and leaping" would get you accused of sexual harassment. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (8+Ozj)

73 6
Q: Is it pronounced 'stroke'?

It's how someone having a stroke pronounces "stroke".

Posted by: typical white woman at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (iBtsV)

74 "Prolly a big giant lefty too. Wahhh
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless"


No doubt. Looks like a wimpy beta male and works for a non-profit. DC is full of them. Paolo must be a busy man here.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (OD2ni)

75 That seems to be the case. I wonder how she developed such delusions of grandeur while having *no* actual accomplishments (or even any competence).
==========

We have no idea.

Posted by: Sycophant Media at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (vg8iE)

76 That seems to be the case. I wonder how she
developed such delusions of grandeur while having *no* actual
accomplishments (or even any competence).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (rp9xB)
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Delusions of grandeur? Opioids will do that.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (lwiT4)

77 BRB--gotta tweet a picture of me standing in a wheat field. Lookin' all serious and shit.

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (398bZ)
............

Those car keys ain't gonna find themselves.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (HgMAr)

78 Idk all the players in this little crapfest. Maybe someone here does.

What if-

Whomever put Mueller's team together knew most/all of this inbred clusterf$%# before hand?

And intentionally put these people together to bring all this to light and discredit these jackasses at one time?

Or are we to believe this whole thing imploding is just random chance and these people ended up working together on this were wrong place wrong time?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (hS07U)

79 Willowed on a previous thread

https://www.redstate.com/streiff/2017/12/12/mystery-robert-muellers-secret-conflict-interest/

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (6ksbU)

80 This is about the time in an 'investigation of Dems' where there is a flurry of unexpected suicides.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (0ogQG)

81 I could not imagine a more interesting train wreck than this whole Rus confabulation. Good thing Mueller won't look any worse for constantly pounding his head on the desk in total frustration.
Come to think, he may be discovered dead from head trauma. That would elevate this to JFK assassination conspiracy level.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (e1mEI)

82 " Based on the Daily Mail pictures, Lisa Page looks like Adam Driver's homely older sister."

That is incredibly apt.

Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (V+V48)

83 77enty! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (YV+SU)

84 52 >>Potayto, potahto

Or DOJ and Not The DOJ.
Posted by: JackStraw

more like shiite and sunni

Posted by: x at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (nFwvY)

85 So Ground Zero is Christmas Day? Shoot. I was hoping for goosing and leaping any day now.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (lwiT4)

----

Starts singing.

Posted by: Weird Al at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (suO/a)

86 Every once in a while he reads the comments and then goes back and reads the article he himself linked.

Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (/tuJf)

87 Otherwise the use of "goosing and leaping" would get you accused of sexual harassment. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (8+Ozj)
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It's not for lack of trying

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (lwiT4)

88 55. Strzok - n., a fundamentally dishonest person tasked with assuring the integrity of an investigation, but with the understanding that he will instead protect the Inner Party & its allies. v., to engage in obstruction if justice & acts in furtherance of conspiracy to deprive non Inner Party members of their liberty, property, and reputation.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (fA1SL)

89 I know you know. I'm trying to get ace to tighten up his loose shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (/tuJf)



Maybe a little Kaopectate would help

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (493sH)

90
BRB--gotta tweet a picture of me standing in a wheat field. Lookin' all serious and shit.
Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (398bZ)


You know what would be cool?Tweet a picture of youin a bomber jacket standing with your back to the camera with Mt Rushmore in the background at sunset

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (lKyWE)

91 Anyone hear anything re: 'Bama? Gateway Pundit says Moore's base is turning out heavily, according to source on the ground.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (ty7RM)

92 I think that Hillary screwed up with that whole Russia thing.
Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM

The irony is, if Hillary and Bill had any juice left, they'd tell Mueller to cut it off right now and that would be that. But it's taken on a life of it's own and there's no stopping it.
Mueller keeps it up and he runs the risk of exposing all Democrat scandals---without getting anything on Trump. Trump is stronger
Or he ends it right now--without getting anything on Trump. Trump is stronger.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (7uYFy)

93 Wouldn't even give Insty her title while at DoJ.
Nope, nothing fishy, here, nosirreee!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (W+vEI)

94 surprising<----------------------------------------||>not surprising

Posted by: Bored383 at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (70HTk)

95 I love your indomitable spirit.

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 03:16 PM (kNasr)

96 80. Muggings gone wrong. If they still have their watch - it wasn't Zod. Zod always takes the watch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:16 PM (fA1SL)

97 For heavens sake. It's pronounced "strk."

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 12, 2017 03:16 PM (398bZ)

98 Every once in a while he reads the comments and then goes back and reads the article he himself linked.


But only if he sees his shadow, and it's grey today.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 03:16 PM (fuK7c)

99 Torches and Pitchforks - what in the hell are we waiting for?

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (Sfs6o)

100 God loves a sinner.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (/tuJf)

101 S.E. Cupp annoys me.


That's all I got.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (PFy0L)

102 Someone earlier posted an interesting report about Pocahontas' corrupt consumer group falsifying reports to shake down a lender. It was funny because the company had "Ace" in it's name. Can't find the link...

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (q177U)

103 'Torches and Pitchforks - what in the hell are we waiting for?'

#Twoweeks

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (EyPfd)

104 Somebody needs to contact John P Carlin.

He was the Assistant AG for National Security and had to approve all FISA warrant requests. He RESIGNED FROM OFFICE in October 2016 the same time this Page chick was seeking the FISA warrant. He appears to have left office the exact week the FISA warrant was approve by the FISA court. I don't know for sure but I think Page and Strzok worked directly for him.

I think a higher up made him either approve the crooked FISA
request or resign.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (GAjBr)

105 97 For heavens sake. It's pronounced "strk."

The Z is silent.

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (398bZ)

106 Petty.
Tyrants.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (xJa6I)

107 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (fA1SL)

Eh. Not pithy enough. Should be something more like "the brown smear that a dog leaves when it wipes it's ass across a carpet or rug"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (KUaJL)

108 Mr. Sessions,

For the good of the republic, you must appoint a special counsel.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (gCJeK)

109 You know what would be cool?Tweet a picture of youin a bomber jacket standing with your back to the camera with Mt Rushmore in the background at sunset
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



Mirrored shades, Members Only jacket and parachute pants.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (rXkis)

110 For heavens sake. It's pronounced "strk."


Right?

Posted by: Joe Btfsplk at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (fuK7c)

111 Mueller the "epitome of integrity"? More like Lord of the Frat House.

This is a joke.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (VpIIl)

112 64 Something from Byron York.

http://tinyurl.com/ydfps9jq

Gee Byron, ya think?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (EyPfd)

Yeah.... are paranoid if they ARE actually wire tapping your Staff?

Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (NgKpN)

113 101 S.E. Cupp annoys me.


That's all I got.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (PFy0L)

Throw her in with Katherine Timpf on the list of political pundits who I am highly annoyed by but still want to bang

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (mynhJ)

114 Willowed:

"Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."

Unless Moore wins tonight.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (3myMJ)

115 Translation: the source is part of the dam getting ready to break on this.

When the chips fall Trump ain't gonna be the one hurting.

The problem is with the way things are no-one is going to be hurting in the DC swap. Unless we stand up and start taking this seriously and meting out serious consequences for this shit the Deep State will be effectively our masters from now on. The left in this country lost an election and they aren't letting it bother them in the slightest, they still run the show in DC and are acting accordingly, because they know we will not do anything about it. The time is rapidly approaching for the firing squads and hangman's nooses for this wretched hive of villainy and scum. Or is that quote in the banner at top just for show?

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (CuDAv)

116 probably afraid Insty is an undercover Agent of T.R.U.M.P. and was setting a perjury trap.

Posted by: x at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (nFwvY)

117 Throw her in with Katherine Timpf on the list of political pundits who I am highly annoyed by but still want to bang
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (mynhJ)

That's a pretty longwinded way to say "female political pundits"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (KUaJL)

118 I Strzok my Peter in the ficus.

Posted by: Harvey W. at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

119 "Hillary is ruthless"

I strongly deny this and will take action against anyone who repeats this calumny including following them to the ends of the earth and submitting them to acts of ruthlessness beyond their wildest imagination. Take note, you have been warned.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (fkNSY)

120 101 S.E. Cupp annoys me.


That's all I got.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (PFy0L)

She's mute-button worthy. Like Meagain or Kat Timpf, I can just watch her and let my mind wander.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (xJa6I)

121 The Z is silent.

I know.

Posted by: Django at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (fuK7c)

122 "101 S.E. Cupp annoys me.

That's all I got.
Posted by: WitchDoktor"



Eh, she's got a couple of good qualities.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (OD2ni)

123 I just don't understand how the F that Jeff Sessions doesn't force these cancerous tumors to answer the questions. They work for us.
Government Workers: Just like the actual working class, office drama and all; but accountable to no one.

Posted by: Gman at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (Bnm2K)

124 ' S.E. Cupp annoys me.


That's all I got.'

Meghan 'Sparkle" Markle is beginning to punch ll my wrong buttons.

I'll take Ms. Cupp.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (EyPfd)

125 I think we should all pronounce it phonetically:
" Stir - zock "
until he goes crazy and starts babbling out a confession.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (HySvC)

126 Mirrored shades, Members Only jacket and parachute pants.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (rXkis)
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Ahmadimajad is still alive?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (lwiT4)

127 Pull on the two Ohrs and your Strzok might move the boat...

This is where Trump does a Caligula, gets Mueller and his pirate crew on the boat and sinks it in the Potomac while the press watches?

Posted by: JEM someday I can comment from my desk again at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (UVKwo)

128 We all thought Strzok here was brain damaged!

Posted by: Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you. at December 12, 2017 03:21 PM (7HtZB)

129 Torches and Pitchforks - what in the hell are we waiting for?

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (Sfs6o)


After Christmas sales.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

130 111 Mueller the "epitome of integrity"? More like Lord of the Frat House.

This is a joke.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (VpIIl)

When you or others have to constantly defend your integrity?

You don't have any...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2017 03:21 PM (NgKpN)

131
For heavens sake. It's pronounced "strk."

The Z is silent.

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (398bZ)

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I'd like to buy a vowel, please.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (n4tk6)

132 Willowed:



"Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."
=======================


I thought he was still on the 3rd floor Psych Ward. The governor, I mean.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (lwiT4)

133 MY GOD this reporter wench is DUMB!



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (8iiMU)

134 >>Whomever put Mueller's team together knew most/all of this inbred clusterf$%# before hand?
And intentionally put these people together to bring all this to light and discredit these jackasses at one time?




Mueller hand-picked this team comprising people he has worked closely with for years - is former chief of staff (and Clinton IT guy lawyer), guy from his private law firm, etc.. He wanted loyalty, reliability, and maybe knew on a personal level they would carry out his agenda - whatever that agenda is? I doubt he hired these close friends and colleagues to kneecap them.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (W+vEI)

135 This DHS guy is good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:23 PM (fuK7c)

136
"Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."

So if Franken doesn't resign we would have a senator and an antisenator from Minnesota. Do they both get to vote? Turtle would probably say yes. Collegiality and bipartisanship and stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:23 PM (QKT5U)

137 Not to fret. I'm told that Jeff Sessions will be springing his super-secret traps any year now. Again, not to worry.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 03:24 PM (r9UYA)

138 Oh, btw, just found out this Carlin guy was Chief of Staff for Mueller at one point.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 03:24 PM (GAjBr)

139 136
"Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."

So if Franken doesn't resign we would have a senator and an antisenator from Minnesota. Do they both get to vote? Turtle would probably say yes. Collegiality and bipartisanship and stuff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:23 PM (QKT5U)

We should probably ask a judge from Hawaii.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 03:24 PM (72PAC)

140 135
This DHS guy is good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:23 PM (fuK7c)

Yeah, he is answering teh questions, challenging or refuting some premises, and being logical and intelligent.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:24 PM (8iiMU)

141 Maybe Moore's horse will be appointed to the Senate. There is a precedent for that.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:24 PM (fkNSY)

142
Eh, she's got a couple of good qualities.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:20 PM (OD2ni)


Cupp size?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (lKyWE)

143 Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (W+vEI)

Thing is that someone at DOJ is approving these hires... and budget.

Follow... the money...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (NgKpN)

144 I need a diagram.
Posted by: Javems at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (yOqwj)

Glenn Beck has his chalkboards available.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (2sCft)

145
I saw Pet Hitmen open for the Police at Nassau Coliseum in '82.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (mbhDw)

146 And if it is s superior breed of horse it would be better than the average Senator we have now.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (fkNSY)

147 Oh Trump the true wizrd let it turn into a circular firing squad. Make the wall a circle for these traitors and slime people.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (rWYtq)

148 This is a joke

+++

K. Waiting for punchline.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (GGQLa)

149 Sarah Huckabee Sanders! is back up, wearing black, AND a pearl necklace!

Calm down, you pigs....



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (8iiMU)

150 Ohrs and Strzok.

I think I finally understand their plan. If we can't pronounce their names we are strzuck, er szouk, er stuck.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (n4tk6)

151 Somebody needs to contact John P Carlin.

He was the Assistant AG for National Security and had to approve all FISA warrant requests. He RESIGNED FROM OFFICE in October 2016 the same time this Page chick was seeking the FISA warrant. He appears to have left office the exact week the FISA warrant was approve by the FISA court. I don't know for sure but I think Page and Strzok worked directly for him.

I think a higher up made him either approve the crooked FISA
request or resign.
==========
My client is vacationing in an undisclosed location and will never be available to discuss these matters due to a non disclosure agreement and a chance encounter with some polonium on a stick.

Posted by: John P. Carlin's attorney at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (VKQTS)

152 141 Maybe Moore's horse will be appointed to the Senate. There is a precedent for that.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:24 PM (fkNSY)


It has its own website: Incitatus-Pundit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (mbhDw)

153
I thought it was pronounced Btfsplk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (IqV8l)

154 133 MY GOD this reporter wench is DUMB!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (8iiMU)


Can you be more specific?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Enq6K)

155 >>Mueller hand-picked this team comprising people he has worked closely with for years - is former chief of staff (and Clinton IT guy lawyer), guy from his private law firm, etc.. He wanted loyalty, reliability, and maybe knew on a personal level they would carry out his agenda - whatever that agenda is? I doubt he hired these close friends and colleagues to kneecap them.
He hired every single one of them knowing full well that there was an active OIG investigation into the actions of the FBI and the DOJ into their actions during the 2016 campaign.

He either knew and ignored the active OIG investigation thinking he could overwhelm us with what he had to know was a non-existent Trump/Russia collusion investigation or he did it with a different purpose or he is dumber than a bag of dicks. Those are the options.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (/tuJf)

156 You can't pronounce Strzok?

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

157 Ha! First question about PDTs tweet on Giliibrand..

My my these idiots are easily led.

LOLOL



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (8iiMU)

158 Yumm, polonium on a stick. -- Homer

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (fkNSY)

159 need a diagram

+++

Go to planned parenthood ?

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (GGQLa)

160 I thought it was pronounced Btfsplk.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (IqV8l)

========

Who the hell knows.

Posted by: Mxyzptlk at December 12, 2017 03:27 PM (vg8iE)

161 Steve Edwards, longstanding LA morning news show host, is out. The latest metoo scalp.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 03:27 PM (Mjus2)

162 I think the worm is turning on this matter.




I know there are many here who are all "WTF? Where is Sessions in all this?"


I'm starting to think he is being silent for a reason. I know he has recused himself, but isn't he still being briefed on whats's going on.



I think at some point Sessions is going to call an old fashion news conference and lay a great big giant turd on Meuller. Not some namby pamby passive aggressive BS. It will be a list of crimes and names of people and accompanying warrants.



If I recollect hard, this is what going to the mattresses (small pun) looks like in the legal world.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:27 PM (ymnmz)

163 Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (W+vEI)

Fair enough. So he didn't know any of this going in? How is that possible? He's a creature of the swamp. He had to know that these people were gonna be scrutinized.

Are we really dealing with ultra corrupt keystone cops? Could it be that simple?

Retards with subpoena power?

I'm missing something here.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 12, 2017 03:27 PM (hS07U)

164 159 need a diagram

+++

Go to planned parenthood ?
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (GGQLa)


They hand out IOU's?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:28 PM (mbhDw)

165 This is where I repeat that the FISA court system is an utter joke.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 12, 2017 03:28 PM (mf5HN)

166 I think the worm is turning on this matter.

------------------------

We're back on North Korea and fertilizer?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 03:28 PM (5NMZN)

167 I thought it was pronounced Btfsplk

+++

Related to Me. Mxyzpltk

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 03:28 PM (GGQLa)

168 It is getting so silly that any man who ever looked at a woman's ass when he thought no one was watching will be ridden out of his job on a rail. That means there will be lots of job openings for people who never looked at a woman's ass, of which there are probably, oh, zero or so.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (fkNSY)

169
"And if it is s superior breed of horse it would be better than the average Senator we have now."

When Harry Truman was new to the Senate, veteran senator J. Hamilton Lewis told him, "Harry, don't start out with an inferiority complex. For the first six months you'll wonder how the hell you got here. After that you'll wonder how the hell rest of us got here."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (QKT5U)

170 I thought it was pronounced Btfsplk.


Ahem.

Posted by: Comment #110 at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (fuK7c)

171
136
"Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."

So if Franken doesn't resign we would have a senator and an antisenator from Minnesota. Do they both get to vote? Turtle would probably say yes. Collegiality and bipartisanship and stuff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:23 PM (QKT5U)

Half a vote each. Be fun watching them wrestle for the comfy seat in the Senate chamber. Even better, gov appoints a woman and she has to sit on his lap.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (e1mEI)

172 Strzok backwards is Kozrts.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (7HtZB)

173 How brazen. How arrogant. How confident they were that the corrupt, heartless, incompetent drunk harpy would win.

LOF'nL you hacks. Rule of Law, bitches! Your fun ride is only beginning and the Deep State and Soros can't help you.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (g1MTt)

174 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:27 PM (ymnmz)

Jeff Sessions has been a politician for a lonnnnngggg time...

In the Senate... where you don't rock the boat...

I really hope you are correct... but I'm not seeing it...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (NgKpN)

175 That's mr.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (GGQLa)

176 Is it just me, or is there some sense that this is building to some type of news/judicial/political crescendo?

The intention is that said crescendo is the installation of Hillary as President.

In reality I think Mueller doing a perp walk is more likely.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (3J/LN)

177 It is getting so silly that any man who ever looked at a woman's ass when he thought no one was watching will be ridden out of his job on a rail. That means there will be lots of job openings for people who never looked at a woman's ass, of which there are probably, oh, zero or so.
=========

I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Posted by: Shep! at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (vg8iE)

178 168 It is getting so silly that any man who ever looked at a woman's ass when he thought no one was watching will be ridden out of his job on a rail. That means there will be lots of job openings for people who never looked at a woman's ass, of which there are probably, oh, zero or so.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (fkNSY)

Tanned, rested, ready to go!

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (ycWCI)

179 133 MY GOD this reporter wench is DUMB!



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (8iiMU)


Also, Water is wet.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (Mjus2)

180 101 S.E. Cupp annoys me.

That's all I got.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (PFy0L)

Throw her in with Katherine Timpf on the list of political pundits who I am highly annoyed by but still want to bang
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (mynhJ)

#metoo

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (2sCft)

181 164 159 need a diagram

+++

Go to planned parenthood ?
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (GGQLa)


They hand out IOU's?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:28 PM (mbhDw)

Love springs, internal

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (7HtZB)

182 I thought it was pronounced Btfsplk.

A common mistake. The B is silent.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (QQ+il)

183 >>I know there are many here who are all "WTF? Where is Sessions in all this?"

Given that he has been recused on this issue and Rod Rosenstein has oversight and Sessions is prohibited from any actions at on this investigation, the single biggest thing that has infuriated many of those same people, I'm gonna go with they really don't care and just want to keep screaming about Session.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (/tuJf)

184
BREAKING REPORT: Adam Schiff May Have Leaked Anti-Trump Fake News to CNN

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (3myMJ)

185 He either knew and ignored the active OIG investigation thinking he could overwhelm us with what he had to know was a non-existent Trump/Russia collusion investigation or he did it with a different purpose or he is dumber than a bag of dicks. Those are the options.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (/tuJf)

=============

I tend to think its more the first than the second. It dovetails nicely with how the establishment has been handling Trump so far and its working out just as poorly for Muller thus far.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (fDby/)

186 >>He either knew and ignored the active OIG investigation thinking he
could overwhelm us with what he had to know was a non-existent
Trump/Russia collusion investigation or he did it with a different
purpose or he is dumber than a bag of dicks. Those are the options.


Maybe #3 with a yuuuuge dose of arrogance + certainty he could oust Trump before getting caught?

They all seem so sure their insider-y shenanigans will successfully purge that interloper.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (W+vEI)

187 154
133 MY GOD this reporter wench is DUMB!



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:22 PM (8iiMU)





Can you be more specific?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Enq6K)

The reporter asked about immigrants being 'vulnerable' and insinuating that perhaps it was because maybe they didn't have a good education. The DHS guy said, no, the immigration lottery system was vulnerable to fraud adn abuse by a malicious actor (i.e. a terrorist( because the requirements were low to non-existent.)
She kept going back to teh quality of the immigrant being 'vulneraable'.
I was venting here and yelling at the TV.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (8iiMU)

188 It's pretty funny that Fauxcahontas basically called Gillibrand a slut.
With friends like these...

Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (MOmn3)

189 The Ohrs Strozk before dawn.

As they are wont to do.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (RzgQJ)

190 Tiny bat is very hungry

https://youtu.be/4HFf83CYDbE

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (LiyEm)

191 I never looked a woman's ass.

Posted by: shep at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (PgaXO)

192

"then he unzipped his pants and ordered me to approve the FISA warrant application , 'but first', he said ' you will blow me'...

Posted by: -Lisa Page - currently considering being represented by Gloria Allred at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (dUOAV)

193 Ohhhhhh, shit.

They dissed Instapundit.

It's On Like Donkey Kong!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (BfOXk)

194 >>>>Fair enough. So he didn't know any of this going in? How is that
possible? He's a creature of the swamp. He had to know that these people
were gonna be scrutinized.



Are we really dealing with ultra corrupt keystone cops? Could it be that simple?



Retards with subpoena power?



I'm missing something here.
.
.
.Yes you are missing something here. All of this was conducted under the assumption that hillary would win the election, Trump would be defeated and complain about the results of the election like he said he would and none of this would have seen the light of day because hillary and her new AG would have quashed the internal IG investigation and leaked nothing but the Russia collusion stuff.

If you look at it that way it makes sense.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (+Dllb)

195 The reporter asked about immigrants being 'vulnerable' and insinuating that perhaps it was because maybe they didn't have a good education.

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So maybe we ought not let in thousands and thousands of uneducated people. We got plenty of them here already.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (7HtZB)

196 180 101 S.E. Cupp annoys me.

That's all I got.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 03:17 PM (PFy0L)

Throw her in with Katherine Timpf on the list of political pundits who I am highly annoyed by but still want to bang
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 03:18 PM (mynhJ)

#metoo


Adding Kirsten Powers.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (ul9CR)

197 184
BREAKING REPORT: Adam Schiff May Have Leaked Anti-Trump Fake News to CNN
Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (3myMJ)


Censure or criminal charges? Meh, who the hell am I kidding here?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (mbhDw)

198 I was venting here and yelling at the TV.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (8iiMU)
----------

Attaboy

*stamps Ian's Moron card*

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (kNasr)

199 They know they are caught. They are just waiting for the best time to admit it. Christmas is on a Monday. My money is on Friday the 22nd.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (2X7pN)

200 It is getting so silly that any man who ever looked at a woman's ass when he thought no one was watching will be ridden out of his job on a rail. That means there will be lots of job openings for people who never looked at a woman's ass, of which there are probably, oh, zero or so.

------------------
What a lot of people are missing is that Moore, Trump, our guys were and will ALWAYS get this sort of treatment.

It's only now that the left is being eaten by their monster. And these people are actually guilty unlike Moore.

So enjoy the show, promote the show, egg them on, demand THEY live up to their standards, etc.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (n4tk6)

201 It's pronounced with glottalisation and clicking.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (xBSm0)

202 197 JJ what is the correct yiddish term for Schiff?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (LiyEm)

203 Sorry, Shep, I specified a "man," which you ain't. Now go herd some sheep or whatever you do.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (fkNSY)

204 That had better be one HELLUVA OIG report.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

205 It's pronounced with glottalisation and clicking.

But mostly clicking.

Posted by: The Gods Must Be Crazy at December 12, 2017 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

206 It's truly sad to see how corrupt the American government has become. We're no better than African countries stealing money and neglecting its people.

This MUST change.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2017 03:34 PM (xttKs)

207 BREAKING REPORT: Adam Schiff May Have Leaked Anti-Trump Fake News to CNN
Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (3myMJ)


Censure or criminal charges?



Paid vacay.
No one is fucking going to jail. No one.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:34 PM (rXkis)

208 Schiff?
--------
the one they used on him in gradeschool
Schiff the goniff.

Posted by: shep at December 12, 2017 03:34 PM (MksHf)

209 then he unzipped his pants and ordered me to approve the FISA warrant application , 'but first', he said ' you will blow me

==========

[golf clap]

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 03:34 PM (2X7pN)

210 I love SHS, she seems to love tapping all these idiot reporters on the beak.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 03:34 PM (EGFUD)

211 204. I'm thinking it starts off with firing squads and, somewhere in the appendices, we get to impaling.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (fA1SL)

212 LOLOL:

SHS! "Only if you have your mind in teh gutter would your interpret it that way."

To that April bint....



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (8iiMU)

213 "I never looked a woman's ass.

Posted by: shep"

Stand in front of a mirror and look over your shoulder. You might get a gander, or maybe a goose if you're lucky.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (fkNSY)

214 184. Adam Schiff May Have Leaked Anti-Trump Fake News to CNN
Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 03:30 PM (3myMJ)


Not shocked. This totally fits. I actually can see this resulting in charges. He has such a punch face.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (Mjus2)

215 So maybe we ought not let in thousands and thousands of uneducated people. We got plenty of them here already.
Posted by: josephistan



They have journo degrees.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (rXkis)

216 210 I love SHS

Me too, she's really something. Great pick by the POTUS.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (ul9CR)

217 >>*stamps Ian's Moron card*


Wait...

does he pronounce it 'E-Anne' or 'e-eN'?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (RzgQJ)

218 My feeling is the OIG report will be something aling of the lines of "they had no intent"...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:36 PM (LiyEm)

219 212, SHS! "Only if you have your mind in teh gutter would your interpret it that way."

To that April bint....
Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (8iiMU)

hahah....that is gold.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

220 210 I love SHS, she seems to love tapping all these idiot reporters on the beak.
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 03:34 PM (EGFUD)

============

And that, fellow morons, is what makes her perfect for the job. That and being the mother of small children.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:36 PM (fDby/)

221 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.

The pressure will be on to make it a woman, if the game is what I think it is.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2017 03:36 PM (2z74n)

222 SHS is using the Gillibrand accusation as an excuse to counterpunch and talk about the broken system.

This is glorious.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:36 PM (fuK7c)

223 Loving Sarah today. I'd vote for her for President.

Posted by: spypeach at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (myc22)

224 Press Conference

So "members of Congress" are calling on an investigation of Trump's supposed sexual harassment of the three women in the press conference yesterday?

I can't stand these press people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (8+Ozj)

225 does he pronounce it 'E-Anne' or 'e-eN'?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (RzgQJ)

Eee-Inn

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (8iiMU)

226 DoJ IG investigation started under Obama.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (GAjBr)

227
Adding Kirsten Powers.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (ul9CR)


Her looks have really slipped since she doesn't have the wizards at Fox working on her before she gets in front of the camera

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (lKyWE)

228 S.E. Cupp annoys me.

Is that an actual name or some yacht race in SE Asia?

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (ajiE5)

229 >>Eee-Inn


APPROVED

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (RzgQJ)

230 Or are we to believe this whole thing imploding is
just random chance and these people ended up working together on this
were wrong place wrong time?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher
***

I'm starting to be of the camp that Mueller was turned by Trump as were the former's Dream Team, each having some exposure for U1 or some other criminal endeavor. Pardons in exchange for enforcing the Rule of Law.

As to Mueller, why did he interview for Comey's position when he was already termed out as a matter of law and could not again become FBI director?. The next day, he is "special counsel", heralded by the MFM and Deep State as the bestest most puresty prosecutor possible.

There is going to be a yuge surprise in the end for the MFM and democrats, I believe. Bigly yuge. Eleventy!!11!! bigly yuge.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (g1MTt)

231 218 My feeling is the OIG report will be something aling of the lines of "they had no intent"...

You got that right. This is all staged bullshit.
No one will be indicted or prosecuted except fall guy Flynn.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (r9UYA)

232 The pressure will be on to make it a woman, if the game is what I think it is.
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2017 03:36 PM (2z74n)

Thought I heard he's going to appoint the Lt. Gov, who is a woman. (Tina Smith)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (ul9CR)

233 SHS! is blasting with both barrels.

Awesome.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (8iiMU)

234 Love that she told April that your mind has to be in the gutter to think that tweet was sexual. lol

Posted by: spypeach at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (myc22)

235 212 LOLOL:

SHS! "Only if you have your mind in teh gutter would your interpret it that way."

To that April bint....



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:35 PM (8iiMU)


=================

Damn! That is beautiful! The verbal equivolent of a blackjack to the back of the head!

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (fDby/)

236 >>That had better be one HELLUVA OIG report.

I bet it will be. But it also seems to be having quite an effect before the investigation is over.

Question for those who doubt that there is a real investigation going on, who do you think is outing all of these people like Strzok, his girlfriend, Ohr, his wife, etc.?

It's not Mueller so who is doing it?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (/tuJf)

237 GP - Kimmel Disturbingly Edits Video of Child Interviewing Roy Moore So It Appears He Isn't Wearing Pants

http://bit.ly/2jByeOp

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (QQ+il)

238 200
It is getting so silly that any man who ever looked at a woman's ass
when he thought no one was watching will be ridden out of his job on a
rail. That means there will be lots of job openings for people who never
looked at a woman's ass, of which there are probably, oh, zero or so.



------------------

What a lot of people are missing is that Moore, Trump, our guys were and will ALWAYS get this sort of treatment.



It's only now that the left is being eaten by their monster. And these people are actually guilty unlike Moore.



So enjoy the show, promote the show, egg them on, demand THEY live up to their standards, etc.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (n4tk6)

Also, if a politician did this behavior in office - and did harass (and maybe even her ass) -- then they should answer for it.
If there was harassment prior to being office -- should they lose their elected office because of it? Harass -no. Proven assault -- yes.
So Franken -- if proven -- should be ousted.John Conyers -- rightly ousted.Trump -- didn't happen while in office.Moore -- happened 40 years ago. Not even elected (yet).

Posted by: Ficus Plant in corner at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (jxbfJ)

239 28 Based on the Daily Mail pictures, Lisa Page looks like Adam Driver's homely older sister.

I do feel sorry for the husband having to deal with reporters outside his house.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (OD2ni)

OOoog. "Sir, are you comfortable with being a famous cuckold? Sir?"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (RD7QR)

240 That had better be one HELLUVA OIG report.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



It's all bukake theatre and we are the ficus plant.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (rXkis)

241 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.
===========
Minnesota Governor on the phone: See, I got this thing right. It just fell into my lap and its worth something so . . . what'll you give me for it?

Posted by: shep at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (q+rKz)

242 >>>>My feeling is the OIG report will be something aling of the lines of "they had no intent"...
.
.
.If that is true, why would all of this be coming out right now when meuller is supposedly *this close* to frog marching Trump and Pence in chains?

It's over, while I agree there won't be any serious criminal charges, the left has lost the war and they are in desperation mode now.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (+Dllb)

243 228 S.E. Cupp annoys me.

Is that an actual name or some yacht race in SE Asia?
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (ajiE5)

Yes.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (72PAC)

244 SHS is taking care of business today at the press briefing.

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

245 202 197 JJ what is the correct yiddish term for Schiff?
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (LiyEm)


Momzer (bastard)
Goniff (thief)
Vontz (bedbug)

OR

Paskudnyak (horrible person, although the word is considered to be the worst insult imaginable to hurl at someone)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)

246 Censure or criminal charges? Meh, who the hell am I kidding here?

Even worse- a demotion!

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (2z74n)

247 So Adam Schiff is now going to confesst to a bad case of dyslexia acknowledge that he's homosexual and enter treatment?

Posted by: JEM someday I can comment from my desk again at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (UVKwo)

248 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (+Dllb)

And then Hillary slurred out that Russia caused her to lose the election and the media went bat-guano-crazy with it and here we are with this smoking wreckage caused by The Swamp Dwellers' undying, inexplicable, blind loyalty to Hillary.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (hLRSq)

249 Jimmy Kibble is going after Stephen Colbert's role as Official Jester of The Resistance.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (ul9CR)

250 228
S.E. Cupp annoys me.



Is that an actual name or some yacht race in SE Asia?

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (ajiE5)

I agree with the commenter earlier about her being in the hate bang category.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (8iiMU)

251 42 Is it the twelve days of Christmas yet? Do you start counting before or after? Because I would like to see some people leaping.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:09 PM (lwiT4)

off of tall buildings

Posted by: the Butcher at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (DIosY)

252 If you look at it that way it makes sense.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (+Dllb)

I understand that Hillary was supposed to win and that would be the end of all this. But she didn't and Mueller's investigation didn't start till after Trump was already President.

So why would these people do this to themselves. Forget Mueller for a second. If you were to be hand selected for something that could be literally life altering like this investigation, wouldn't you try to be be squeaky clean during the investigation? Or at least politely refuse to be a part of it?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (hS07U)

253 237 GP - Kimmel Disturbingly Edits Video of Child Interviewing Roy Moore So It Appears He Isn't Wearing Pants

http://bit.ly/2jByeOp
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (QQ+il)


I so hope he's next in the Groperdammerung.

Piece of shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (mbhDw)

254 228
S.E. Cupp annoys me.



Is that an actual name or some yacht race in SE Asia?


Bra size.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (vWMNq)

255 Paskudnyak

Unless you give us the phonetics were likely to end up ordering a cherry Danish

Posted by: JEM someday I can comment from my desk again at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (UVKwo)

256 244 SHS is taking care of business today at the press briefing.
Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

============

Methinks she's angling for an especially juicy Christmas bonus from TGE...

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (fDby/)

257 A question like that is easy to answer no to. A yes answer usually takes a few subpoenas.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (7ZVPa)

258 Hillary has come up with about eleventy dozen reasons why she lost the election, so don't we need special counsels to check into ALL of them? I think so.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (fkNSY)

259 Bring back the Iron Maiden for these DoJ wankers, take away their pay and perks. Bet they talk then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (eN2PK)

260
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 03:37 PM (8iiMU)

If you were Irish your name would be spelled something like Eoiengh, but pronounced the same.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (QKT5U)

261 There's a major grassroots revolution going on, and the reason you can tell is because average Americans don't trust any of the institutions. Instead, they are laying low until they vote in a surprise attack. It's amazing to behold, and sad that it's come to this.

Posted by: artemis at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (AwPyG)

262 245, Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)

Vontz is bedbug? I need to try that out sometime...as in 'you despicable vontz!!'

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (a0IVu)

263 230
Or are we to believe this whole thing imploding is

just random chance and these people ended up working together on this

were wrong place wrong time?



Posted by: Suppressed Flasher
***

I'm starting to be of
the camp that Mueller was turned by Trump as were the former's Dream
Team, each having some exposure for U1 or some other criminal endeavor.
Pardons in exchange for enforcing the Rule of Law.

As to Mueller, why did he interview for Comey's position when he was already termed out as a matter of law and could not again become FBI director?. The next day, he is "special counsel", heralded by the MFM and Deep State as the bestest most puresty prosecutor possible.

There is going to be a yuge surprise in the end for the MFM and democrats, I believe. Bigly yuge. Eleventy!!11!! bigly yuge.


Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (g1MTt)

The radio silence on the part of the Admin and Sessions could be because they have nothing, or because they have the goods and the discipline to keep their cards close the vest. I think its the latter and the guy at the table who doesn't know who the chump is looks a lot like Jim Acosta and his crew.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (ymnmz)

264 I so hope he's next in the Groperdammerung.

Piece of shit.
==========

I imagine he'd have gotten it by now if it was going to happen.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (vg8iE)

265 255 Paskudnyak

Unless you give us the phonetics were likely to end up ordering a cherry Danish
Posted by: JEM someday I can comment from my desk again at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (UVKwo)

That sounds like a neighborhood in Philly.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)

266 ick clik k nghick clik ak Strzok Strzok

Posted by: Kalahari tribesman at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (HgMAr)

267 245. 'Belgian,' or 'Phlegm,' also works.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (fA1SL)

268 264 I so hope he's next in the Groperdammerung.

Piece of shit.
==========

I imagine he'd have gotten it by now if it was going to happen.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (vg8iE)

Seems like the #metoo movement was all about trying to nail Trump with sexual harassment charges. Now that that's out of the bag, the Groperdammerung is petering out.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (7HtZB)

269 If you were Irish your name would be spelled something like Eoiengh, but pronounced the same.


No. 2 Son (who turned 21 yesterday, btw!) is named Eamon. Even with the English spelling hilarity often ensues.

In the first Bourne movie, Franka Potente has an ex-boyfriend named Eamon. She says his name three times and gets it right once.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (fuK7c)

270 253
237 GP - Kimmel Disturbingly Edits Video of Child Interviewing Roy Moore So It Appears He Isn't Wearing Pants



http://bit.ly/2jByeOp

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (QQ+il)





I so hope he's next in the Groperdammerung.



Piece of shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:39 PM (mbhDw)

Hey Kimmel, why u making kiddie Pr0n?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (ymnmz)

271 I have a strange new respect for Gov. Huckabee...he must have done something right, his daughter is magnificient

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (a0IVu)

272 >>ick clik k nghick clik ak Strzok Strzok


*Wipes Tear*

That was beautiful.

Posted by: Vogon at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (RzgQJ)

273 Hillary! did screw up the whole Russia thing. She thought that she'd throw a wrench in the works for the incoming Trump administration and Russia seemed like all-upside: believable (!), easy to understand, and nearly impossible to falsify.

What she didn't count on was Trump actually following through on investigating and having genuine patriots/allies in the FBI. There's an emergent theory that Mueller/Sessions/Trump have been working behind the scenes to quietly establish motives, identify leaks, etc. The DTJr "September 4 vs. September 14" bullshit seems to suggest that just maybe the cops are providing barium meals to see who leaks.

Anyhow, the theory goes that Trump/Flynn knew exactly how this would play out and that his dipshit adversaries would not be able to cover up their own treason (especially after being assured that it was business as usual under Mueller's protective wing). Hence Mueller's team of impossibly-compromised investigators are suddently being "discovered" to be full of shit.

Said another way: there's no way in hell that Flynn did not know about Strozok. Being a career spook and all. So you have to believe that either the Mueller investigation is comically, HISTORICALLY corrupt or there's something else going on.

Occam's Razor would say the answer is...I'm not sure. It's a nice theory. I'm not sure I believe it but I love thinking it could be true.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (fyQCR)

274 262 245, Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)

Vontz is bedbug? I need to try that out sometime...as in 'you despicable vontz!!'
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (a0IVu)


Or "vontz I had a secret love..."

You could say shmutziger vontz, (filthy bedbug).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (mbhDw)

275 GP - Kimmel Disturbingly Edits Video of Child Interviewing Roy Moore So It Appears He Isn't Wearing Pants

-----------------------
This is a guy that thinks traumatizing small children (parents steal their Halloween candy) is funny.

He's a sick guy. What kind of mind would think that up as an idea? A sick one.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (n4tk6)

276 197 JJ what is the correct yiddish term for Schiff?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:32 PM (LiyEm)
==============================

I don't know Yiddish, but in Swedish it would be shotbullar. I can't do umlauts so you have to imaginary them.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (lwiT4)

277 jimmy kimmel has the mental capacity of a newborn. one trick pony, shitting himself is his only talent. dude is hiding something.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (KP5rU)

278 136


"Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."



So if Franken doesn't resign we would have a senator and an
antisenator from Minnesota. Do they both get to vote? Turtle would
probably say yes. Collegiality and bipartisanship and stuff.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:23 PM (QKT5U)

***
There are always two: a master and an apprentice.

Posted by: Senator "Darth Sidius" Palpatine at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (Fb9aZ)

279 At this point Mueller is praying that Trump will shut down the investigation. How else will Mueller avoid being seen as an utter complete fool?

There is one honorable out available to Mueller and that is to investigate Hillary and DNC collusion with 'the Russians' via Britain and FusionGPS. Do that and he would go down in history.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (YV+SU)

280 211,

I volunteer, will bring my Mauser 48.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (rWYtq)

281 New info from the CMP just came in about the 1911. The hoops one has to jump through are crazy. CMP 1911 is an entirely separate program requiring new registration for everything. Everyone is starting at zero.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (UBzPO)

282 That sounds like a neighborhood in Philly.


What are you talking about?

Posted by: Bala Cynwdd at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (fuK7c)

283 Sarah Sanders is so good I no longer think of her as Huckabees daughter. I now think of Mike Huckabee as Sarah Sanders dad.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (Mjus2)

284 271 I have a strange new respect for Gov. Huckabee...he must have done something right, his daughter is magnificient

When they went on The View together, Sarah did almost all of the talking!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (ul9CR)

285 There's a major grassroots revolution going on, and the reason you can tell is because average Americans don't trust any of the institutions. Instead, they are laying low until they vote in a surprise attack. It's amazing to behold, and sad that it's come to this.

Posted by: artemis at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (AwPyG)


I think you're onto something. If there's more than a 15 point spread between the exit poll data and the actual results in Alabama, I will nominate you for a platinum status upgrade of membership.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:45 PM (ajiE5)

286 >>>I think at some point Sessions is going to call an old fashion news conference and lay a great big giant turd on Meuller.

Yeah, not so much.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 03:45 PM (q177U)

287 265 255 Paskudnyak

Unless you give us the phonetics were likely to end up ordering a cherry Danish
Posted by: JEM someday I can comment from my desk again at December 12, 2017 03:40 PM (UVKwo)

That sounds like a neighborhood in Philly.
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)


Passyunk! LOL.

So, ok, try "pass-KOOD-nee-yak."

And slur "nee-yak" so it's like a Curly Howard "nuyk."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)

288 The radio silence on the part of the Admin and Sessions could be because they have nothing, or because they have the goods and the discipline to keep their cards close the vest. I think its the latter and the guy at the table who doesn't know who the chump is looks a lot like Jim Acosta and his crew.


I would love to think that, but I've been around DC a long time and no one is that smart or quiet. If someone can f something up they will, there is no "plan"' just a rush to get to the cameras after Shumer.




Posted by: dagny at December 12, 2017 03:45 PM (eO5CB)

289 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:43 PM (fuK7c)

My son's name is Kieran. It either gets spelled like a Japanese beer or he gets called Karen if people don't know the name-which is a shame because he's named for a wonderful Irish saint who was actually rather like the Celtic version of St Francis.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (8+Ozj)

290 281 New info from the CMP just came in about the 1911. The hoops one has to jump through are crazy. CMP 1911 is an entirely separate program requiring new registration for everything. Everyone is starting at zero.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (UBzPO)

===============

I saw. I guess they're trying to make sure that people don't hoard them and sell them for obscene prices when the supply is exhausted, like the M1s.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (fDby/)

291 SHS! is done, and Oh Myyyy, big-boobed Liz Claman is wearing a cleavage revealing bright red dress. And she is using words like 'sexual'.

As a side note, I was listening to a radio guest talking about expletives/interjections/curse words/euphemisms (like 'Shut the front door' instead of STFU, etc.), and he said that "Sarah Huckabee Sanders!" sounds like something like that. This was on a station in liberal Chicago, so it was meant as a bit of a jab and/or derogatory. So, just like the FAB's 'deplorable' insult, I am referring to SHS as "SHS!" as a big FU to them.

And, asshole Charlie Gasparino (who I sort of like) is talking with big-boobed Liz. I get a sense that he banged her at least once.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (8iiMU)

292 Eamon? How the hell do you pronounce that?

Posted by: Iman at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (n4tk6)

293 Sanders/Palin 2024

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (vWMNq)

294
Question for those who doubt that there is a real investigation going on, who do you think is outing all of these people like Strzok, his girlfriend, Ohr, his wife, etc.?

It's not Mueller so who is doing it?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (/tuJf)


CNN maybe? They seem to do a lot of hard hitting investigative stuff. Oh, sure they make mistakes sometimes, but that just makes us trust them more.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (WonQS)

295 245 Holy Crap ,my dad used Paskudnyak all the time!I thought it was Russian(his parents were Slavs from the former Czech Republic back when it was the Austro-Hungarian Empire)

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (LiyEm)

296 Do that and he would go down in history.

+++

You mean Ft. Marcy Park

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (ssnH5)

297 >>My son's name is Kieran.


The Wayward one?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (RzgQJ)

298 FFS, does everything that happens in the world somehow relate to Sean Hannity's job history, or personal integrity?????

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (jjaLl)

299 It's over, while I agree there won't be any serious criminal charges, the left has lost the war and they are in desperation mode now.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Then the left hasn't lost shit. They'll sit back, re-tool & regroup and come back again. Long march.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (rXkis)

300
Vontz is bedbug? I need to try that out sometime...as in 'you despicable vontz!!'

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 03:41 PM (a0IVu)


I learned that from an episode of MASH!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (wthbF)

301 Sanders is a reincarnation of Kali the destroyer of evil forces. Go Kali Sanders, destroy them one and all.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (rWYtq)

302 >>Eamon? How the hell do you pronounce that?

'Sport'

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (RzgQJ)

303 293 Sanders/Palin 2024
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (vWMNq)

Can an entire profession get a collective aneurysm?

Because that would cause a collective aneurysm.

And it would be glorious.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (72PAC)

304 New info from the CMP just came in about the 1911. The hoops one has to jump through are crazy. CMP 1911 is an entirely separate program requiring new registration for everything. Everyone is starting at zero.


Yeah. I guess that the 1911s aren't actually within the CMP mandate.

Unless they are really cheap I don't think I want to go to the trouble to buy some old rattly pistols with any particular historical provenience.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (QQ+il)

305 295 Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:47 PM (LiyEm)

It is a Yiddish word, but it is a language of Diaspora, so different words from different languages were added to it as the Jews were banished from country to country over the centuries.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (mbhDw)

306 292
Eamon? How the hell do you pronounce that?


Aimin'

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (vWMNq)

307 'Sport'


Ahem.

Posted by: Throatwarbler Mangrove at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (fuK7c)

308 303 293 Sanders/Palin 2024
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (vWMNq)

Can an entire profession get a collective aneurysm?

Because that would cause a collective aneurysm.

And it would be glorious.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (72PAC)

And they name Trump as Press secretary.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (7HtZB)

309 GP - Kimmel Disturbingly Edits Video of Child Interviewing Roy Moore So It Appears He Isn't Wearing Pants

http://bit.ly/2jByeOp

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:38 PM (QQ+il)



Daddy of year dragged his infant son out yesterday to blubber about free healthcare. Odd how we never see the kids from his first marriage. You know the ones he ditched to shack up with Sarah Silverman

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (493sH)

310 Passyunk! LOL.

So, ok, try "pass-KOOD-nee-yak."

And slur "nee-yak" so it's like a Curly Howard "nuyk."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)



Ah, you furiners. Everyone in Philly who crosses over that bridge, with a Mt. Rushmore of junked cars to the side, knows it's pronounced pass-the-junk.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (ajiE5)

311 >>>>
281 New info from the CMP just came in about the 1911. The hoops one has
to jump through are crazy. CMP 1911 is an entirely separate program
requiring new registration for everything. Everyone is starting at zero.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (UBzPO)



===============



I saw. I guess they're trying to make sure that people don't hoard
them and sell them for obscene prices when the supply is exhausted, like
the M1s.
.
.
.Yep that's exactly what is going on. I will do the paperwork drill and get my name on the list for one and see what happens. Two NICS background checks is a bit much though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (+Dllb)

312 >>The radio silence on the part of the Admin and Sessions could be because they have nothing, or because they have the goods and the discipline to keep their cards close the vest. I think its the latter and the guy at the table who doesn't know who the chump is looks a lot like Jim Acosta and his crew.

Oy.

Sessions is not involved with this investigation. By rule, he is not getting any updates on this investigation. For all intents and purposes, he might as well be sitting commenting here as it regards this investigation.

Sessions is recused. This investigation is being run by his deputy, Rod Rosenstein. If anyone comments on this investigation, and nobody probably will right now, it will be Rosenstein and NOT Sessions.

The fact that Trump, the most famous twitterer of all, is not commenting much should tell you all you need to know about his feelings about how this is going.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (/tuJf)

313 305. We got our vocabulary wholesale.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (fA1SL)

314 Daddy of year dragged his infant son out yesterday to blubber about free healthcare. Odd how we never see the kids from his first marriage. You know the ones he ditched to shack up with Sarah Silverman
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He has a child with Silverman? And she didn't ritualistically abort it?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (vg8iE)

315 Seems an awful lot like an admission to me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (NWiLs)

316 309
Daddy of year dragged his infant son out yesterday to blubber about free healthcare. Odd how we never see the kids from his first marriage. You know the ones he ditched to shack up with Sarah Silverman
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (493sH)


Sub-literate meat puppet demands free health care on a salary of how many million per year?

Vayr ge hargit, Kimmel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (mbhDw)

317 Sanders is a reincarnation of Kali the destroyer of evil forces. Go Kali Sanders, destroy them one and all.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (rWYtq)



Was that the guy that Leo McKern sacrificed to in the movie Help!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (493sH)

318 Ah, you furiners. Everyone in Philly who crosses over that bridge, with a Mt. Rushmore of junked cars to the side, knows it's pronounced pass-the-junk.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (ajiE5)

We used to play pass the junk in camp. At least, I tried to get the other boys to play.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (7HtZB)

319 284 271 I have a strange new respect for Gov. Huckabee...he must have done something right, his daughter is magnificient

When they went on The View together, Sarah did almost all of the talking!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (ul9CR)

I never had any doubt Mike Huckabee was a decent man. He seems to have done right by his kids, which is all you can ask. He just always annoyed the hell out of me as a politician/pundit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (ycWCI)

320 without any particular historical provenience.


FMK

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (QQ+il)

321 Sarah Sanders grew up a PK in two different circumstances. Preacher's kid and Politician's kid.. You grow thick skin. You're not nasty about it, but you know how to hold your ground.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (lwiT4)

322 Wait,who seems like they aren't wearing pants,Kimmel or the kid?

Harry Reid

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (LiyEm)

323 And it would be glorious.

Two Sarahs. Obvious.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (vWMNq)

324 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (fA1SL)

325 "I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate all of Washington."

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (vDqXW)

326 CBS morning show was all about some Air Force Academy sexual harassment scandal. And Trump's accusers trotted out again. Nothing about this at all, nada.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (5HBd1)

327 >>Eee-Inn


APPROVED


Why's everyone looking at me?

Posted by: Ian Ziering at December 12, 2017 03:52 PM (3J/LN)

328 312
>>The radio silence on the part of the Admin and Sessions could be
because they have nothing, or because they have the goods and the
discipline to keep their cards close the vest. I think its the latter
and the guy at the table who doesn't know who the chump is looks a lot
like Jim Acosta and his crew.



Oy.



Sessions is not involved with this investigation. By rule, he is not
getting any updates on this investigation. For all intents and
purposes, he might as well be sitting commenting here as it regards this
investigation.



Sessions is recused. This investigation is being run by his deputy,
Rod Rosenstein. If anyone comments on this investigation, and nobody
probably will right now, it will be Rosenstein and NOT Sessions.



The fact that Trump, the most famous twitterer of all, is not
commenting much should tell you all you need to know about his feelings
about how this is going.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (/tuJf)

So your in the they got nothing group?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:52 PM (ymnmz)

329 324 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (fA1SL)


He must've really loved you.

Gevalt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:52 PM (mbhDw)

330 >>So your in the they got nothing group?

I'm the founder.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)

331 327 >>Eee-Inn


APPROVED

Why's everyone looking at me?
Posted by: Ian Ziering at December 12, 2017 03:52 PM (3J/LN)

Because it should have been me starring in Sharknado!

Posted by: Brian Austin Green at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (7HtZB)

332 326 CBS morning show was all about some Air Force Academy sexual harassment scandal. And Trump's accusers trotted out again. Nothing about this at all, nada.
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (5HBd1)


It means that 15 months of Russia and Mueller is about to end up a big fat zero so now it's on to, or should I say BACK to, Mish-grabber-gate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (mbhDw)

333
He has a child with Silverman? And she didn't ritualistically abort it?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (vg8iE)




It's Kimmels kid so worth millions in child support

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (lKyWE)

334 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:51 PM (fA1SL)
-------

So kind of like moron.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (kNasr)

335 Ordering Information: CMP will have an all-new 1911 order form, 1911 purchasing instructions, a 1911 page on our web site, a dedicated 1911 FFL fax number and email address for the FFL holder to send their FFL with customer name attached. The customer will have to send in a complete new order packet with all new qualifying criteria included. Everyone will be a new customer, everyone starts with no advantage or disadvantage. CMP 1911 is an FFL governed operation and is a separate entity from CMP and has to have its own record keeping operation with no ties to the old CMP records.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (QQ+il)

336 Lisa Page's humiliation photos in the Daily Mail are very amusing. You can tell she never dreamed she would be caught and ruin her husband and her young children's lives. Ugly, selfish, disgusting woman.

Posted by: Lester at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (LfJIn)

337 Sedition. Abuse of power. Conspiracies. Coverups. Sex. Intrigue. Add in some rape, incest, murder and rape and this becomes Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (NWiLs)

338 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes.


I like that scene in Thunderheart where the Indian girl tells Val Kilmer that his father's nickname for him meant lard.

It's cute what passes for a term of endearment.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (fuK7c)

339 336 Ugly, selfish, disgusting woman.
Posted by: Lester at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (LfJIn)


"Meesekeit."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (mbhDw)

340 330
>>So your in the they got nothing group?



I'm the founder.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)

Interesting.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (ymnmz)

341 329. He's the guy who taught me 'Get it in writing.' Yeah, conned by dedushka, I was.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (fA1SL)

342 Add in some rape, incest, murder and rape and this becomes Game of Thrones.
=========
oh its there.

and you said it twice.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (uvpZu)

343 So why would these people do this to themselves. Forget Mueller for a second. If you were to be hand selected for something that could be literally life altering like this investigation, wouldn't you try to be be squeaky clean during the investigation? Or at least politely refuse to be a part of it?"

Arrogance.

Arrogance, arrogance, arrogance. All libs, and everyone in Washington, thinks that they are the Smartest and Cleverest and the Bestest People in the Whole World, and thus why would they take any precautions when they knew nothing could possibly go wrong for the Smartest People in the World?

It's also a measure of the absolute contempt they all have for the rest of us out here. Of course we would all be too stupid to ever figure out what was really going on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (k1TUh)

344 338 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes.


I like that scene in Thunderheart where the Indian girl tells Val Kilmer that his father's nickname for him meant lard.

It's cute what passes for a term of endearment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (fuK7c)


I knew a kid in school whose nickname was Dip. Even his mother called him Dip.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (mbhDw)

345 It is a Yiddish word, but it is a language of
Diaspora, so different words from different languages were added to it
as the Jews were banished from country to country over the centuries.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:48 PM (mbhDw)
===========================

I saw a celebration of Jews at the Western Wall, upon the news of Jerusalem. Singing and dancing and joy. I don't know how to link it because it's on Facebook. But it was really nice to see.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (lwiT4)

346 337
Sedition. Abuse of power. Conspiracies. Coverups. Sex. Intrigue. Add in
some rape, incest, murder and rape and this becomes Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (NWiLs)

I'm waiting for the dragons and that blonde chick who owns them.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (8iiMU)

347 CMP 1911 is an FFL governed operation and is a separate entity from CMP and has to have its own record keeping operation with no ties to the old CMP records.
Posted by: Grump928(C)



Still TWO NICS checks?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:55 PM (rXkis)

348 Concerning sale price of the 1911s: CMP has been selling M1 Garands, M1 Carbines, 1903s, .22s, etc. for 21+ years and we have never taken advantage of anyone. CMP is not going to start price gouging people now with the 1911s. The 1911s will be priced at fair market value just like our M1 Garands. The CMP's enabling legislation directs sales of items at fair market value.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (QQ+il)

349 283 Sarah Sanders is so good I no longer think of her as Huckabees daughter. I now think of Mike Huckabee as Sarah Sanders dad.
Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 03:44 PM (Mjus2)


Yeah, this.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (xjiRE)

350 Add in some rape, incest, murder and rape and this becomes Game of Thrones.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (NWiLs)


You said rape twice ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (JpIFY)

351 346 Pffft,she's no real blond....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (LiyEm)

352 I think it's pronounced Stir-zok, like Btfsplk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Btfsplk#/media/File:Joe_Btfsplk_Excerpt.png

Posted by: Mike Pitzler at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (fSf/G)

353
The kittehs be demanding teh foodz.

BBL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (mbhDw)

354 Yep that's exactly what is going on. I will do the paperwork drill and get my name on the list for one and see what happens. Two NICS background checks is a bit much though.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM (+Dllb)

===========

Well, if it keeps the prices down, it's a good thing. Have you seen how much Garands are going for? Looks like 1500 bucks minimum! For that price I can get a brand spanking new M1A or PTR-91 plus 1000 rounds of surplus ammo easy. If I want somthing C and R for that price , I can get a very nice SVT-40 for that same price, which is a cooler gun IMO. I'd love to have a Garand, but not at these prices.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:57 PM (fDby/)

355 334 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes. "

I think my grandfather's term of endearment was Meistkopf.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 03:57 PM (k1TUh)

356
I'm waiting for the dragons and that blonde chick who owns them.
===========
In real life, the blonde chick is Hillary and the dragon is Jim Acosta.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 03:57 PM (VDDJ8)

357 Still TWO NICS checks?


Well, technically one is at your FFL, which in my case, won't run a NICS on me since I am a CCW holder.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:57 PM (QQ+il)

358

The Dow closes at another record high or in Bill Wynn's world it's in free fall

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH)

359 But Trump once said pussy which 1000x worse than this. Right?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (2CXeK)

360 354. SVT40! recoil operated in 7.62x54!

Do it!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (fA1SL)

361 Two NIC checks and a waiting list to get on the waiting list it seems.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (UBzPO)

362 351
346 Pffft,she's no real blond....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (LiyEm)

Irrelevant.
And, floor-trading wench Nicole Petallides is also showing her figure in a nice red dress.



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (8iiMU)

363 I think my grandfather's term of endearment was Meistkopf.


Before anyone hits the translate button, that would likely be a Plattdeutsch pronunciation of Mistkopf.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (fuK7c)

364 348 Concerning sale price of the 1911s: CMP has been selling M1 Garands, M1 Carbines, 1903s, .22s, etc. for 21+ years and we have never taken advantage of anyone. CMP is not going to start price gouging people now with the 1911s. The 1911s will be priced at fair market value just like our M1 Garands. The CMP's enabling legislation directs sales of items at fair market value.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (QQ+il)

==============

Good. I'm glad you guys are doing somthing to combat the hoarders.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (fDby/)

365 The Flynn selloff continued today lol.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (2CXeK)

366 I'm really starting to hate Millennials. They are so pathetic. So thankful my kid is GenZ.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (YV+SU)

367 Grump928,

I have my dad's 1911 that he brought back from the Pacific campaign. I fired a few mags of ball ammo through it when I inherited the gun and I was able to shoot 2 MOA at 25 yards shooting one handed, accurate enough for a war pistol. Since then it has been put to rest. Once a year I check it to make sure it is in good condition. My eldest son will inherit this fine old war horse.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (rWYtq)

368 I'm just quoting the email. I am not affiliated with CMP.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (QQ+il)

369 Well, technically one is at your FFL, which in my case, won't run a NICS on me since I am a CCW holder.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


From their info two weeks ago, one was thru them and one was thru your ffl. With no mention of skipping it. They specifically said TWO. Which is why I highlighted it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (rXkis)

370 I remenber watching Watergate unfold. It was nothing like this. (Of course, the press covered that and is ignoring this. ) This is without question the worst scandal I have seen in modern politics.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (Lqy/e)

371 If my wife is begging for money and I refuse, does mean I sexually assaulted her.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (dKiJG)

372 "Before anyone hits the translate button, that would likely be a Plattdeutsch pronunciation of Mistkopf."

and in fact, both of the german grandparents grew up speaking plattdeutsch, which I understand has a lot of similarities to yiddish.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (k1TUh)

373 356


I'm waiting for the dragons and that blonde chick who owns them.

===========

In real life, the blonde chick is Hillary and the dragon is Jim Acosta.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 03:57 PM (VDDJ

Acosta is Hodor, and the FAB is a screeching Whitewalker.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (8iiMU)

374 There are so many 1911 sources out there, I can't imagine the CMP versions being that desirable. Maybe for collectability but it's not like 1911's are hard to find, unlike reasonably-priced Garands.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (xJa6I)

375 My eldest son will inherit this fine old war horse.

Nice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (QQ+il)

376 You're only starting to hate Millennials where have you been the last 10 years?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (2CXeK)

377 I have nothing,nothing,since that very sad canoe accident...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (LiyEm)

378 360 354. SVT40! recoil operated in 7.62x54!

Do it!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (fA1SL)

============

Gas operated actually. Fun fact: the Germans cloned the SVT's gas system for the G43, which was a G41(W) with a SVT gas system. And it's on my list of guns to get, right after a nice Tula SKS.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (fDby/)

379 uh-oh

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (UBzPO)

380 The Barrel awaits.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (LiyEm)

381 And a Disney music exec is out for doing tweener girls.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (Mjus2)

382 Podesta: "Focus you loser drunken bitch! We owe everyone way too much money. The fucking Russians in particular are gonna kill us now!"

Hillary: "Wait a minute you goddamn pedophile! I've got it! We say the Russians stole the election for Trump and then if they kill us it brings down Trump AND starts a nuclear war. Even Putin isn't that stupid."

Podesta: "It's not much but it will have to do. I'll start calling the media and generate the story. We may still have to put a special prosecutor team together just in case. Might as well call Obama too, he'll help if he thinks he will be back as some sort of interim President. For Christ's sake put down the vodka and wipe your ass."

Posted by: Daybrother at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (SVyNM)

383 YES!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (FZYNt)

384 Poor Brian. It was such a nice day

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (8ikIW)

385 So, not seeing much of anything in the way of breathless reporting of YUGE EXIT POLL DATA FOR JONES!!!!!11!1!1 or any sort of cries of uh-oh and panic from the Moore campaign. Am I just not seeing it?

Everything seems pretty... quiet - which given the build-up to this is... unexpected.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (NYS7S)

386 371 If my wife is begging for money and I refuse, does mean I sexually assaulted her.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 04:00 PM (dKiJG)

No, but under the Duluth model you're abusing her.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (NWiLs)

387 o yikes

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (k1TUh)

388 Barrel be summoned!



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 04:01 PM (8iiMU)

389 and in fact, both of the german grandparents grew up speaking plattdeutsch, which I understand has a lot of similarities to yiddish.


It does. And both sound a lot like the Polish/German peasant mixture Kaschuben. There weren't a lot of clear lines between the groups and the languages.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2017 04:02 PM (fuK7c)

390 Add in some rape, incest, murder and rape and this becomes Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 03:54 PM (NWiLs)
---
Reich will have to stand in for the imp. And the Clintons provided the murder and the rape.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:02 PM (vDqXW)

391 With no mention of skipping it. They specifically said TWO.

Yeah, but I can't imagine an unknowable thing can be a requirement. My FFL would receive the pistol, I would go over and fill out a 4473 and he will put that in his vault.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:02 PM (QQ+il)

392 mso-pagination:widow-orphan;

+++

Masons did it

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:02 PM (ssnH5)

393 Brian's moving from Nawlins to The Barrel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

394 Well the good news, Brian - is that of all the Morons you are presently the most likely to survive the plunge over Niagra Falls.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (RzgQJ)

395 He's from New Orleans. The smell of the Barrel will be just like home.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (lwiT4)

396 *burp*

Posted by: The Barrel at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (QQ+il)

397 He has a child with Silverman? And she didn't ritualistically abort it?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 03:50 PM (vg8iE)









It's Kimmels kid so worth millions in child support

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 03:53 PM (lKyWE)



For the record, Sarah Silverman has not had any children. Don't know who the woman was that did become impregnated with Kimmel's grotesque sperm, but it wasn't her.



Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (jjaLl)

398 We are on call and ready for duty.

Posted by: Trunks full of Jones Ballots to be found tonight at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (2CXeK)

399
The kittehs be demanding teh foodz.

BBL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 03:56 PM (mbhDw)


They're demanding you turn up teh thermostat too, you cheap bastard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (j4vtx)

400 TWICE!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (FZYNt)

401 Oh Brian, Brian...

The glamour of the Barrel isn't worth it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (xJa6I)

402 I'm really starting to hate Millennials. They are so pathetic. So thankful my kid is GenZ.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (YV+SU)


Just make sure your GenZ doesn't marry a Millennial. Don't ask me why. Ace doesn't have enough pixels to spare *that* sorry story.

I can only hope she's filthy rich and he's gonna clean her clock. High maintenance doesn't even begin to describe that train-wreck.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (ajiE5)

403 Brian is a barrel glutton

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (8ikIW)

404 Whatever happened to that other Podesta who stepped down from his company(Clinton front) right after Mananfort was indicted?

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (Mjus2)

405 355 334 Paskudnyak is also used as a sorta term of endearment - my grandfather would call me that sometimes. "

I think my grandfather's term of endearment was Meistkopf.
Posted by: Tom Servo


My grandfather's term of endearment was, 'Which one are you?"

Posted by: Daybrother at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (SVyNM)

406 It's like fish in a . . .

Posted by: the barrel at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (6FqZa)

407 Cut that crap out Brian

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (ssnH5)

408 27 >>Eee-Inn


APPROVED

Why's everyone looking at me?
Posted by: Ian Ziering at December 12, 2017 03:52 PM (3J/LN)

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He pronounces it EYE-ON. He should change the spelling to ION.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (n4tk6)

409 Brian in NOLA - please pick-up the Barrel colored courtesy phone.

And a haz-mat suit

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (NYS7S)

410 405 Whatever happened to that other Podesta who stepped down from his company(Clinton front) right after Mananfort was indicted?
Posted by: LASue

These aren't the pedos you are looking for

Posted by: Obi-Wan MSM at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (FZYNt)

411 Holy Shit, Brian.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

412 And a Disney music exec is out for doing tweener girls.
=========

That's really shocking.

The "girls" part, I mean.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (vg8iE)

413 Oh, Brian.

*sighs*

Posted by: The Barrel at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (fuK7c)

414 Oh christ! I even copy/pasted that one from Notepad!!!!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (UBzPO)

415 Een.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:05 PM (QQ+il)

416 I'll go hide for a few threads

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (UBzPO)

417 Brian, pro tip: Bring a snorkel.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (r9UYA)

418 Epic !

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (QC/4S)

419 Okay, who's betting he tries it again?

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (8ikIW)

420 damn, and all the scroll wheels are on backorder

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (FZYNt)

421 >>I even copy/pasted that one from Notepad!



You want to use Word, not Notepad.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (RzgQJ)

422 How are things looking in Alabama?

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at December 12, 2017 04:06 PM (CuDAv)

423 402 I'm really starting to hate Millennials. They are so pathetic. So thankful my kid is GenZ.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (YV+SU)

Just make sure your GenZ doesn't marry a Millennial. Don't ask me why. Ace doesn't have enough pixels to spare *that* sorry story.

I can only hope she's filthy rich and he's gonna clean her clock. High maintenance doesn't even begin to describe that train-wreck.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:04 PM (ajiE5)

Now I want to know the story. WRT high-maintenance I've discovered there are two main types: financial and emotional. Sometimes they're both.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

424 My wife was born in late 1981 so she just escaped being a millennial and she always says she's glad she wasn't born a few months later because shed hate to be part of that fucking group

Posted by: Trunks full of Jones Ballots to be found tonight at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (2CXeK)

425 419 Okay, who's betting he tries it again?
Posted by: Bruce

If he does a trifecta then shut 'er down

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (FZYNt)

426 412 And a Disney music exec is out for doing tweener girls.

Only the first of several, methinks. And only "several" because I don't think that's a particularly large biz segment for Mouse, Inc.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (NYS7S)

427 My scroll wheel just caught fire.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

428 Off Jones ballot sock

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (2CXeK)

429 Got our media is so feeble and biased it is pathetic.

Reporters are going after Trump like angry dogs on a t-bone over his comment that Gilibrand would do anything for a campaign contribution saying it was blatantly sexist.

Twitter is alive right now with people tweeting all the tweets has put out over the last couple years targeting males saying they would do anything for a campaign contribution.

Honest to God it's like a daily Road Runner cartoon and anvil is always landing on them.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (/tuJf)

430

You want to use Word, not Notepad

+++

You want to use your fingers not the mouse

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (ssnH5)

431 How are things looking in Alabama?

Sunny and clear here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (QQ+il)

432 Trump had his own team of private investigators finding all this stuff out and leaking ("feeding" might be a better word) it to the press.

Don Surber quotes Trump from back in may to that effect.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (GAjBr)

433 >> Disney music exec is out for doing tweener girls.


Shocked.

I am shocked and...well, just shocked at how shocking this is.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (RzgQJ)

434 I blame the CMP. Pasting from their emails is apparently another one of those hoops.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (UBzPO)

435 Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News

WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (r9UYA)

436 You want to use Word, not Notepad

+++

You want to use your fingers not the mouse
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers



At this point, use Excel!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (rXkis)

437 Honest to God it's like a daily Road Runner cartoon and anvil is always landing on them.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (/tuJf)
---
It's becuz their dum.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (vDqXW)

438 its pet hitman Mueller.

i initially read that as it's penis man mueller.its been a loooonnnggg morning. and he IS the deep
states pet dickhead.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (migMN)

439 For the record, Sarah Silverman has not had any
children. Don't know who the woman was that did become impregnated with
Kimmel's grotesque sperm, but it wasn't her.





Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 12, 2017 04:03 PM (jjaLl)


It is actually really sad that this person killed a number of her babies.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (8iiMU)

440 435 Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News

WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (r9UYA)

It means we got our narrative up and ready boys.

Posted by: The MFM at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (72PAC)

441 WTF does that even mean?

The Feds are going to try and hack our election.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (QQ+il)

442 Yum! Second helping of Brian!

Posted by: Teh Barrel at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (uiwCw)

443 At this point, use Excel

+++

No math on the blog

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (ssnH5)

444 Brian, the site doesn't take LaTeX. You gotta post in Rich Text.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:10 PM (vDqXW)

445 Honest to God it's like a daily Road Runner cartoon and anvil is always landing on them.

Mentioned this yesterday - I think it's because they're all part of the 35% or so of America that went INSANE for good in November 2016. They simply can't help it, it's like an autism stim response for them.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:10 PM (NYS7S)

446 435 Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News

WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12,


Means Jones is losing and Putin is to blame.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 04:10 PM (2CXeK)

447 At this point, use Excel


WordPerfect.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:10 PM (QQ+il)

448 I just voted. There was a steady stream of voters, but no line at my polling place.

The AL Sec of State has predicted 25% turnout, as opposed to the 18% who voted in the primaries.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (398bZ)

449 Brian, go for the trifecta!

Posted by: Blake at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (IlV2p)

450 Dennis Miller

Cancel these daily press briefings. They are complete and utter bullshit.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (y3aQB)

451 Hey, I know we have a lot of "The Tribe" that are also morons, Happy Hanukkah!



Keep the Gefilte fish, pass the Manischewitz wine

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (bCBw5)

452 "Tweener."

That's younger than 13...right?

Fvck....let me off this planet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (wYseH)

453 Russians totes want Moore to win. They is teh hacksterz

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (ssnH5)

454 >>Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News

>>WTF does that even mean?




Lifts in their shoes.

Posted by: Mickey Abbot at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (RzgQJ)

455
Now I want to know the story. WRT high-maintenance I've discovered there are two main types: financial and emotional. Sometimes they're both.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:07 PM (NWiLs)


Imagine an Aspie, with those issues. Employed by the govmint, in a Trump administration in a Department with a bright red circular bulls eye on its back, spouting the latest HuffPo talking points.

Emotional so far. Financial at any moment.

I'm actually so pissed off I hope she gets canned. Clueless deserves its just rewards. Lord knows I tried to talk sense into her pee brain.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (ajiE5)

456 447 At this point, use Excel


WordPerfect.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:10 PM (QQ+il)

WordStar

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (NWiLs)

457 Cancel these daily press briefings. They are complete and utter bullshit.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (y3aQB)
---
Democracy dies without televised tantrums.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (vDqXW)

458 The AL Sec of State has predicted 25% turnout, as opposed to the 18% who voted in the primaries.

When I voted in the runn-off, I was literally the only voter at my precinct. Today there were maybe a hundred people voting at the same time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (QQ+il)

459 WordPerfect?!?

WordStar.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (ssnH5)

460 The Feds are going to try and hack our election.

==

THE RUSSIANS ! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT ?!?!

Posted by: The Feds at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (QC/4S)

461 WordPerfect.


Get off my lawn!

Posted by: Multimate at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (fuK7c)

462 Dammit.

OK. Abiword

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (ssnH5)

463 At this point, use Excel!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:08 PM (rXkis)

Use a typewriter to be safe.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 04:13 PM (72PAC)

464 WordStar
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (NWiLs)
---
What. Edlin not good enough for ya?!

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:13 PM (vDqXW)

465
It is actually really sad that this person killed a number of her babies.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 04:09 PM (8iiMU)


No doubt it was to protect the life and health of Sarah. Otherwise she would have had to go to an unsafe back-alley butcher.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 04:13 PM (j4vtx)

466 Imagine an Aspie, with those issues. Employed by the govmint, in a Trump administration in a Department with a bright red circular bulls eye on its back, spouting the latest HuffPo talking points.

Emotional so far. Financial at any moment.

I'm actually so pissed off I hope she gets canned. Clueless deserves its just rewards. Lord knows I tried to talk sense into her pee brain.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:11 PM (ajiE5)

Hoo boy. Sounds like a real doozie.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:13 PM (NWiLs)

467 Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News



WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12,





Means Jones is losing and Putin is to blame.
---
Because there's not even going to be any pretending that polls like Fox's 'Jones by 10' were 'accidents'.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (XQvuQ)

468 452 "Tweener."

That's younger than 13...right?

Fvck....let me off this planet.


Sick fucks they are.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (r9UYA)

469 I'll try vi during the election thread and see what happens.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (UBzPO)

470 WordStar

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (NWiLs)

vi

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU)

471 97 >> "Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual"

Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (ZZdXT)

472 "435 Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News
WTF does that even mean?"

I don't know, but there's already been court action on this election. Somebody sued to force the state to retain digital images of every vote cast. They got an injunction to that effect yesterday. The Secretary of State immediately went to the Supreme Court and got the injunction stayed. Apparently it would have been technically impossible to comply. The paper ballots will be preserved as usual.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (398bZ)

473 Because there's not even going to be any pretending that polls like Fox's 'Jones by 10' were 'accidents'.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (XQvuQ)
---
Depends on what George Papadoulos testifies.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:15 PM (vDqXW)

474 So, better than average turnout in Alabama. Still, is this heavy turnout from people who support Moore, or from the ones who hate Moore?

We'll know in a few hours, in the only poll that counts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 04:15 PM (k1TUh)

475 vi

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU)

heh,

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 04:15 PM (suO/a)

476 452 "Tweener." That's younger than 13...right?

Uh-yep! As in Radio Disney's target demographic.

Let that sink in.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:15 PM (NYS7S)

477 WordStar.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at December 12, 2017 04:12 PM (ssnH5)

Wordstar?

Really?

Pfft.

vi editor

Posted by: Blake at December 12, 2017 04:15 PM (IlV2p)

478 "Tweener."

That's younger than 13...right?

Fvck....let me off this planet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



I always thought between teen & adult.
That grey area that gets you 20 years.

Internet is no help. It wants to direct you to someone who can play two different positions of basketball.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 04:16 PM (rXkis)

479 I'll try vi during the election thread and see what happens.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (UBzPO)
---
So you ARE too good for edlin!

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 04:16 PM (vDqXW)

480
vi

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU)

----------------

Beat me to it.

Still use vi on a regular basis, too.

Posted by: Blake at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (IlV2p)

481 I'll try vi during the election thread and see what happens.

Not what he sed.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (FhXTo)

482 I'll try vi during the election thread and see what happens.

Start dropping some 'sed' tags and I'll be impressed. A little.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (NYS7S)

483 Hoo boy. Sounds like a real doozie.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 04:13 PM (NWiLs)


It gets worse. One who can put a 'Dr' before her name - not medical, but the bullshit Dr type. Because persistent kollege (sic). I'm kinda hoping some former governor of Texas pulls the rug out from under her sorry ass.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (ajiE5)

484 *NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (Ckg4U)

485 OK, is this Manischewitz wine suppose to taste like paint thinner?

Is there some secret tribe recipe to make it drinkable?

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 04:17 PM (bCBw5)

486 I don't understand why there are any other methods of voting than what we use at my precinct: optically tallied paper ballots.

They are instantly check for errors when you try to submit them, they are auto counted and they are physically available for a recount.

Plus we have to present photo ID that is automatically copied into our new electronic precinct books.

The only thing lacking is dunking our finger in purple ink.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (QQ+il)

487 >>> It wants to direct you to someone who can play two different positions of basketball.

I can play both pitcher and catcher.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 12, 2017 04:18 PM (3I7wr)

488 Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (lKmt3)[i/]

Your concern concerning Mr. Trump has been:

[ ] not noted
[ X ] noted

Posted by: Commissioner of Concern at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (EzdLW)

489 435 Feds in 'heightened posture' over hackers who may target today's Alabama election -ABC News

WTF does that even mean?


Robert Mueller to the white courtesy Gulfstream. Robert Mueller to the white courtesy Gulfstream.

Posted by: Airport Announcements at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (sGtp+)

490 486 I don't understand why there are any other methods of voting than what
we use at my precinct: optically tallied paper ballots.

Because it's hard to cheat with the optiscan ballots. If you pull the crap like they pulled in Detroit (ran each ballot through 5-6 times) you still have the physical paper that can be hand-counted.

No paper, no paper trail. Savvy?

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (NYS7S)

491 A tweener is a kid between 9-12, not a little kid but not yet a teenager.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 04:20 PM (8+Ozj)

492 34 Is it just me, or is there some sense that this is building to some type of news/judicial/political crescendo?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (EyPfd)

To be released at 5:30 PM EST on December 22.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (Pwo5S)

493 So, better than average turnout in Alabama. Still, is this heavy turnout
from people who support Moore, or from the ones who hate Moore?


---
Anything's possible, but I was under the impression that negative campaigning is usually aimed at depressing voter turnout, which would seem to make the latter less likely.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 04:21 PM (XQvuQ)

494 "So if Franken doesn't resign we would have a senator and an antisenator from Minnesota. Do they both get to vote?"

By tradition, one has to move to France.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 12, 2017 04:25 PM (0aUcM)

495 193
Ohhhhhh, shit.



They dissed Instapundit.



It's On Like Donkey Kong!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2017 03:31 PM (BfOXk)


Don't worry, I'm popping popcorn for the horde NOW.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (UsCnO)

496 228
S.E. Cupp annoys me.



Is that an actual name or some yacht race in SE Asia?

So that is what they call it now, "yacht race"?

I need to read Urban Dictionary more often.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 04:30 PM (UsCnO)

497 So if Franken doesn't resign we would have a senator and an antisenator from Minnesota. Do they both get to vote?


*breaks pool cue, tosses jagged pieces to the floor*

Make it quick.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 12, 2017 04:31 PM (QQ+il)

498 314
Daddy of year dragged his infant son out yesterday to blubber about free
healthcare. Odd how we never see the kids from his first marriage. You
know the ones he ditched to shack up with Sarah Silverman

========



He has a child with Silverman? And she didn't ritualistically abort it?


Silverman brags about her abortions like they are blue ribbons in a 4-H competition.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 04:35 PM (UsCnO)

499 "Gateway Pundit says Moore's base is turning out heavily, according to source on the ground."

Unconfirmed third-hand report, for what it's worth: a commenter on another site said the polls were very busy when he went, and that the poll worker told him the turnout was much larger than what they normally see during a presidential election.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at December 12, 2017 05:46 PM (mkSUb)

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