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Am I the only one not sexually harassing women?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (XLk6I) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (60v4h) 3
TIMETRAVELING COMMENTS!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (60v4h) 4
Black Democratium will keep this asshole safe.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (U6f54) 5
1. Apparently.
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (hZ+us) 6
4 Black Democratium will keep this asshole safe.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:38 PM (U6f54) It's a stronger than adamantium. Posted by: Wolverine at November 21, 2017 07:39 PM (ANIFC) 7
Ah the left...ensuring the Pence rule becomes societal norm one meltdown at a time.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:39 PM (SzZnW) 8
Hey where is the GOP is all of this?
Last I heard, Paul Ryan saying Roy Moore should step down over mere allegations. He also hasn't said dick about Franken. He's also presided over a house that has settled hundreds of sexual harrasment lawsuits with OUR FUCKING MONEY. Paul Ryan needs to fucking go. What the fuck is the useless fucks of the HFC doing? This is bullshit, this party sucks ass. Posted by: Kreplach at November 21, 2017 07:39 PM (Wtll+) 9
Conyers, you dog! Have you ever tried the 'getting out of the shower naked' thing?
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (oVJmc) 10
Local tv is really downplaying this.
"Conyers said it never happened, and he settled to simply end the problem." Or something of that sort. /they must not anger their Democrat masters. Posted by: vyx at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (aT+Bx) 11
6 Posted by: Wolverine at November 21, 2017 07:39 PM (ANIFC)
It is even stronger than the YooHoo in my hammer! //Thor Odinson Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (SzZnW) 12
A lot of inappropriate touchin going on... did they not or do they not, teach keeping ones hands to oneself in government school?
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (zSVEm) 13
Back to Old Man Balls!!! YAAAY!!!
Posted by: Mr. outdoor plumning at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (zCyNd) 14
What do we call Morons who spy a nood, proceed to nood, 'ment in the nood, and then go back downstairs to give a nood notification? What's the name we give these people? (You know who you are!) Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (IbrTD) Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (dHUZO) 16
Can we just get a list of all the congressmen who *haven't* been sexually harassing people? Pretty please?
Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (T0U4K) 17
What do we call Morons who spy a nood, proceed to nood, 'ment in the nood, and then go back downstairs to give a nood notification?
What's the name we give these people? Good Samaritans? Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (60v4h) 18
Show us on the Affirmitive Action doll where the unctuous Congresscritter touched you. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (8LLk2) 19
threads are fast and furious
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (hMwEB) 20
I love my rapist.
Posted by: Former scheduler at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (IqV8l) 21
mkay, what is "appropriate touching" then ?
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (QC/4S) 22
Hot 25?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (e9G8E) 23
Oh my goodness. We have to denounce this man before our reputations are damaged.
Posted by: Rappers at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (1yJyi) 24
Somehow this greaseball will never get his just desserts.
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (pzA2L) 25
Conyers, you dog! Have you ever tried the 'getting out of the shower naked' thing?
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM --- That's way too hard. Simply say "Come up to my room for an emergency meeting" and forget to wear clothes. Works every time. /sexual emergencies are real emergencies. Just ask Germany-- their muslims have them all the time! Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (aT+Bx) 26
16 Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (T0U4K)
I assure you I haf nevah fondled a woman in my time on da hill.... //Bawney Fwank Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (SzZnW) 27
14. Peruvian Givers. Nood Rustlers.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (fA1SL) 28
Congress paying SEVENTEEN MILLION DOLLARS of OUR MONEY for sexual imbroglio coverups.
Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution? Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW) 29
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Can we just get a list of all the congressmen who *haven't* been sexually harassing people? Pretty please? Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (T0U4K) I have never, ever, sexually harassed a woman. Posted by: Sen. Lindsay Graham at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (zCyNd) 30
If Conyers civil rights accomplishments mean, putting his constituents back in chains, then she is spot on.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 07:43 PM (r9UYA) 31
what is "appropriate touching" then?
--- That's apparently a question best left between each man and his ficus. Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:43 PM (T0U4K) 32
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Congress paying SEVENTEEN MILLION DOLLARS of OUR MONEY for sexual imbroglio coverups. Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution? Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW) Posted by: cut at November 21, 2017 07:43 PM (7+qdf) Posted by: and paste at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (7+qdf) 34
All these guys are doing it wrong.
I used to work for a guy that would end up bedding every decent looking woman employee he wanted to but he never did the inappropriate touching or trapping them against their will thing. He would just wait until the right time when no one else was around and then lie like hell. Things like his wife had cut him off, didn't love him anymore and he just needed some affection and I think you're beautiful etc. Now of course I wasn't ever in the room but I heard about his methods later on. It worked on 90% of them and 50% of those were married. Conyers could have just said his wife was in jail. Posted by: kahall at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (b4kc7) 35
I've figured it out: These guys actually believe porn!
"I'll walk into the office naked; my secretary will make that 'Home Alone' face and say, 'Oh, my goodness!' Then she peels off her clothes and we do it in 100 different positions!" "...And it'll be, like, an hour before I ejaculate!" Mr. Expectations, meet Mr. Reality. (Reality callously slaps Expectations across the face.) Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (NMr2n) 36
It is rather nice to see these fools getting their comeuppance finally. After years of screaming about what horrible people us deplorables are, I should think this would shut a few pieholes. Next time some leftist asshole decides to pontificate about what knuckledraggers we all are, it will be nice to slap them in the face with this filthy stinking fish.
I cannot imagine the worldview that says that the rules of decency concerning human to human behavior do not apply if you are a leftist social justice warrior, or at least if you see yourself as one. And yet, that is what has been spouted by the media lately, and really how these clowns have operated for years. It isn't as if the idea of sexual harassment just cropped up last year. We've been inundated with it for decades. I'm rather hoping that, in the Trump Presidential years, this is one anvil upon which skulls are smashed without mercy. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (7UW64) 37
They're the type to find a bag of $$, take some, and then Hey, Lookie What I Found! Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (IbrTD) 38
Lovely. This is evolving into a kind of 5 minute hate. Pick someone out and let them have it. In a couple of days they can rejoin society.
Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (UdKB7) Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (g4lFK) 40
Demon crats are sexual harassing propagandist that deserve to be destroyed forever...!!!
Posted by: me at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (oZM/7) 41
Ever since Ace blog I think about food and sex a great deal more, and politics a lot less. I'm not sure that's a good thing.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (dHUZO) 42
mkay, what is "appropriate touching" then ?
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (QC/4S) I suppose putting hands on a girls breasts and going " honk honk" is still not okay... that's what they told me in 6th grade, anyway.... Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (zSVEm) 43
Shit!
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (g4lFK) Posted by: William J. Lepetomane at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (T71PA) 45
Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution?
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW) Posted by: cut at November 21, 2017 07:43 PM (7+qdf) That would be a strict reading of the "good and plenty" clause. Posted by: Rep. E. Cummings at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (zCyNd) 46
"Conyers said it never happened, and he settled to simply end the problem."
---- He apparently has no idea what "the problem" is. Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (NMr2n) 47
16 Can we just get a list of all the congressmen who *haven't* been sexually harassing people? Pretty please?
Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:41 PM (T0U4K) --- that'd be....o wait, you said people, not women Posted by: Linday Graham at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (vChNs) 48
I thought nothing would be more politically entertaining than 2016!
Posted by: 2017 HOLD MY BEER at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (2X7pN) 49
I have never, ever sexually harassed a woman
--- Check again, Ms. Lindsay, I said "people". So Juan Pablo over there better have his birth certificate and be totally on board... Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (T0U4K) 50
Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution? Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW) Interstate commerce, or some such shit. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (7UW64) 51
35 I've figured it out: These guys actually believe porn!
"I'll walk into the office naked; my secretary will make that 'Home Alone' face and say, 'Oh, my goodness!' Then she peels off her clothes and we do it in 100 different positions!" "...And it'll be, like, an hour before I ejaculate!" Mr. Expectations, meet Mr. Reality. (Reality callously slaps Expectations across the face.) Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (NMr2n) So do the modern woman highschool and middle school teacher. Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (g4lFK) 52
35 I've figured it out: These guys actually believe porn!
"I'll walk into the office naked; my secretary will make that 'Home Alone' face and say, 'Oh, my goodness!' Then she peels off her clothes and we do it in 100 different positions!" "...And it'll be, like, an hour before I ejaculate!" Mr. Expectations, meet Mr. Reality. (Reality callously slaps Expectations across the face.) Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (NMr2n) Nah, if they believed porn, they'd become cable guys or plumbers Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 07:46 PM (ANIFC) 53
Our only concern with this is if the payoffs added to the deficit.
Posted by: House Freedom Caucus at November 21, 2017 07:46 PM (gC2IV) 54
What other "get out of jail" cards do the congress critters get. I mean, it's not like they actually pay any fine, settlement or other sort of financial agreement to their victims out of their bribe-filled pockets.
Burn it down, scatter stones,etc...... Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:46 PM (pzA2L) 55
So do the modern woman highschool and middle school teacher.
Posted by: Monk ---- Oh... well... in that particular instance, it actually is true. Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (NMr2n) 56
So... will the list of the congressmen who are harassers be: 1. Several people who committed multiple settlements over a long period of time? 2. Multiple people who have had only one settlement? 3. Will there be any women on the list? 4. What percentage of the list will be Republicans? Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (aT+Bx) 57
Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution?
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW) Good & Plenty Clause. Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (r9UYA) 58
I am starting to come around to the validity of Term Limits. Power Corrupts
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (SjImc) 59
Dear Roll Call, As a longstanding Congresscritter, I never would have believed this happened to me ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (8LLk2) Posted by: Rose DeLauro at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (89T5c) 61
fart sock off
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (T71PA) 62
Nah, if they believed porn, they'd become cable guys or plumbers
Posted by: josephistan ---- Or the copy machine repair guy. "That's bad for the paper tray." Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (NMr2n) 63
Conyers said it never happened, and he settled to simply end the problem.
+++++++++++++ The Bill OReilly defense! Posted by: 2017 HOLD MY BEER at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (2X7pN) 64
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Congress paying SEVENTEEN MILLION DOLLARS of OUR MONEY for sexual imbroglio coverups. Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution? Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW) Yep. Why does the government pay for their personal transgressions? WTF? This crap probably happened so often there was a self help kiosk in the coat room dispensing $$. Typing on key board- two gropes, a tongue in my mouth and one up skirt photo with a cell phone. Robot voice-- That calculates to $45,725. Please remember to take your voucher to the capitol bank for deposit. Ding! Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (7+qdf) 65
The use of taxpayer monies is, disturbing. Definitely not cool. Might be "The Story."
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (0UAEK) 66
How about the clips that lead the evening newscast on ABC just now? They don't lead with Conyers, nor with Rose. They go with the lady reporter screaming out at PDT, "is a child molester better than a Democrat?"
Moore. I nailed it. Said before the show ran (ABC News with David Muir) that it would be Trump and Moore, no matter what is happening elsewhere. And they ran her screaming question again, so the dummies watching who might have missed it the first time, can hear it again. Is a child molester better than a Democrat? Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (U6f54) 67
45 Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution?
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (uU9xW) Posted by: cut at November 21, 2017 07:43 PM (7+qdf) That would be a strict reading of the "good and plenty" clause. Posted by: Rep. E. Cummings at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (zCyNd) And the right to assemble and bare dicks. Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (ANIFC) 68
Crap, did I write "unctuous"? I meant to write "oleagenous"! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (8LLk2) 69
Now of course I wasn't ever in the room but I heard about his methods later on.
It worked on 90% of them and 50% of those were married. Conyers could have just said his wife was in jail. Posted by: kahall at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (b4kc7) I guess it helps that he only hired round-heeled mattress-backs. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (7UW64) 70
Wow. Three White House military personnel removed from their posts after inappropriate contact with foreign women during Trumps trip to Vietnam.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (/tuJf) 71
Posted by: kahall at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (b4kc7)
I'm calling BS on the numbers. He may have been successful with some, but not that many. Guys lie about their conquest numbers, especially to other guys. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (dHUZO) 72
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (7UW64)
Thanks, I couldn't figure out how to spell "comeuppance". Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (pzA2L) 73
Our only concern with this is if the payoffs added to the deficit.
They were deficit neutral, they were taxed as income, and what was spent was taxed as business income, or taxed as employee salary, or taxed when the employees spent it....all money enters the tax coffers eventually. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (BoMuO) 74
thought nothing would be more politically entertaining than 2016!
Posted by: 2017 HOLD MY BEER at November 21, 2017 07:45 PM (2X7pN) Posted by: 2018 TAKE THE WHEEL at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (g4lFK) 75
This crap probably happened so often there was a self-help kiosk in the coatroom
--- automation taking our jobs again, dammit Posted by: Jenny Hates Them All at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (T0U4K) 76
I wish someone would sexually harass me!
*runs away sobbing uncontrollably* Posted by: Rose DeLauro at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (89T5c) Last time a miracle of that magnitude happened some dead dude moved a big rock and vanished. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (aMlLZ) 77
58 I am starting to come around to the validity of Term Limits. Power Corrupts
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:47 PM (SjImc) Restated from previous thread.... Washington is the Place where Conservatism Dies... if we can't get rid of Washington, then limit the exposure... Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (zSVEm) 78
Ever since Ace blog I think about food and sex a great deal more
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM Chocolate-covered strawberries, whipped cream, mimosas, and ... Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (yjmRY) 79
Is a child molester better than a Democrat?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (U6f54) Trick question. They're one and the same. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (NWiLs) 80
45 Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution?
---- When in doubt, just mumble, "Interstate commerce." Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (NMr2n) 81
The witnesses who worked at the restaurant Moore allegedly frequented back in the 70s have pretty thoroughly debunked the waitress/ accusers story.
Allred is such a loser. As are her clients. Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (hZ+us) 82
Wow. Three White House military personnel removed from their posts after inappropriate contact with foreign women during Trumps trip to Vietnam.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (/tuJf) Oh Oh, I see another Stand Down and a power point in my future Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (SjImc) 83
78 Ever since Ace blog I think about food and sex a great deal more
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM Chocolate-covered strawberries, whipped cream, mimosas, and ... Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (yjmRY) Mishmosas Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (NWiLs) 84
I will glady pay for the first Congress critter that has the balls to grope Rose De Lauro.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (PDZP6) 85
This brings out my inner mish.
Posted by: Bill Krystol at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (Tyii7) 86
81 The witnesses who worked at the restaurant Moore allegedly frequented back in the 70s have pretty thoroughly debunked the waitress/ accusers story.
Allred is such a loser. As are her clients. Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (hZ+us) And yet every reporter on all the talk shows still say the original accusation is credible... Why? because the people who live in their echo chamber said so... /spit Posted by: Don Q. at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (NgKpN) 87
Restated from previous thread.... Washington is the Place where Conservatism Dies...
Posted by: kraken ------ Washington, D.C. has done to conservatism what the internet has done to the apostrophe. Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (NMr2n) 88
This is getting hilarious. The set this sexual harassment fire to stomp a republican, and have only managed to burn democrats. Before this is over, the "anything goes, if it feels good do it" crowd will be demanding a return to 1950 morality and chaperones for those sex crazed teenagers.
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I will glady pay for the first Congress critter that has the balls to grope Rose De Lauro. Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (PDZP6) Interesting what that would reveal.. Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (zSVEm) 90
88 This is getting hilarious. The set this sexual harassment fire to stomp a republican, and have only managed to burn democrats. Before this is over, the "anything goes, if it feels good do it" crowd will be demanding a return to 1950 morality and chaperones for those sex crazed teenagers.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (yTnCT) It's all that dang Elvis Presley's fault! Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs) 91
Y'see, darlin', you are a "staff member". As such, you are to service my staff ... or my member ... by whichever name you choose to call it is A-OK by me! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2017 07:52 PM (8LLk2) 92
How about no congress. Bills are posted to SurveyMonkey. Anyone can propose a bill, and the survey stays open for 5 days. Majority wins. Democracy!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:52 PM (BoMuO) 93
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I will glady pay for the first Congress critter that has the balls to grope Rose De Lauro. Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (PDZP6) Interesting what that would reveal.. Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (zSVEm) Balls. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs) 94
Is a child molester better than a Democrat?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (U6f54) MSM making the public actually have to ponder that question. Is a child molester better than a democrat? It's a question of the lesser evil. Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (pzA2L) 95
Wow. Three White House military personnel removed from their posts after inappropriate contact with foreign women during Trumps trip to Vietnam.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (/tuJf) I guess they fell for the old "me fuck you long time" thing. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (aMlLZ) 96
84 I will glady pay for the first Congress critter that has the balls to grope Rose De Lauro.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (PDZP6) Get that Hank dude that tipped Guam over. He's crazy enough. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (7UW64) 97
Err...ah...I'd hit it.
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (Tyii7) 98
Each and every congresscritter who had an "incident" paid by the taxpayer should be publicly named and shamed and then a great hue and cry across the land should arise for the arrogant bastards to repay, with interest, the taxpayer funds!
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (uU9xW) 99
How about no congress. Bills are posted to SurveyMonkey. Anyone can propose a bill, and the survey stays open for 5 days. Majority wins. Democracy!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:52 PM (BoMuO) What could go wrong? Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (T71PA) 100
79 Is a child molester better than a Democrat?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (U6f54) You rang? Posted by: Harry Reid at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (hZ+us) 101
What do we call Morons who spy a nood, proceed to nood, 'ment in the nood, and then go back downstairs to give a nood notification?
What's the name we give these people? (You know who you are!) Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:40 PM (IbrTD) ======== To be notified of a nood is an act courtesy for which you should be grateful. It's not an entitlement. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (/qEW2) 102
A lot of inappropriate touchin going on... did they not or do they not, teach keeping ones hands to oneself in government school?
Posted by: kraken -------- All incoming Congress critters attend an 'orientation' at The Kennedy School, Harvard. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (5OO3x) 103
98 Each and every congresscritter who had an "incident" paid by the taxpayer should be publicly named and shamed and then a great hue and cry across the land should arise for the arrogant bastards to repay, with interest, the taxpayer funds!
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (uU9xW) Time for a few Freedom of Information requests. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (7UW64) 104
I suppose putting hands on a girls breasts and going " honk honk" is still not okay... that's what they told me in 6th grade, anyway....
Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (zSVEm) wonder why they would tell you this...out of the blue like that... Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (QC/4S) 105
This brings out my inner mish.
Posted by: Bill Krystol at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (Tyii7) Inner mish = prolapsed anus Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:54 PM (g4lFK) 106
100 79 Is a child molester better than a Democrat?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (U6f54) Considering the whole Jeff Epstein/Lolita Express thing, do they really want to ask that question? Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (NWiLs) 107
mkay, what is "appropriate touching" then ? Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 07:42 PM (QC/4S) Grabbing them by the boobies when they are about to trip and fall headfirst into the giant paper shredder that sits in every gummint office? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (oPNmq) 108
This is getting hilarious. The set this sexual harassment fire to stomp a republican, and have only managed to burn democrats. Before this is over, the "anything goes, if it feels good do it" crowd will be demanding a return to 1950 morality and chaperones for those sex crazed teenagers.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (yTnCT) Between the Russia thing and the sexual harassment thing the friendly fire has been frigging spectacular. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (aMlLZ) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (BoMuO) 110
To be notified of a nood is an act courtesy for which you should be grateful. It's not an entitlement. You're the type to drink all the milk and put the carton back in the fridge. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (IbrTD) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (5OO3x) Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (myWJh) 113
Hey, Ace, file that FOI and get the dope, and then post it here with the flaming skull already.
We need to tar and feather these assholes who are prostituting their staff on the public dime. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (7UW64) 114
Wow. Three White House military personnel removed from their posts after inappropriate contact with foreign women during Trumps trip to Vietnam.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2017 07:48 PM (/tuJf) I guess they fell for the old "me fuck you long time" thing. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (aMlLZ) Traps. Bank on it. Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (g4lFK) 115
I guess they fell for the old "me fuck you long time" thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (aMlLZ) Were they even born when that movie came out? Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (pzA2L) 116
will glady pay for the first Congress critter that has the balls to grope Rose De Lauro.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (PDZP6) Interesting what that would reveal.. Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:51 PM (zSVEm) Balls. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs) Ok, I laughed big. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (aMlLZ) 117
I like soup and pussy. And I'm all out of soup!
Posted by: John Conyers at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (SkuXa) 118
Between the Russia thing and the sexual harassment thing the friendly fire has been frigging spectacular.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (aMlLZ) Oh I don't know about that. Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (SjImc) 119
Willowed
When the President pardons a turkey is it just for a little while or do we have to pay to keep that damn turkey around forever? Or do they just let it go? Posted by: freuqed at November 21, 2017 07:19 PM (UdKB7) Iirc, they are both sent to some Turkey farm where they live out their days. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:26 PM (dHUZO) I read somewhere a while back, probably in the WSJ before Rupert ruined it, that domestic turkeys aren't very well equipped for long lives. First of all, they've been bred to maximize breast meat which means their skeletons start exhibiting major strain supporting those oversized knockers after a point. Ditto for the huge drumsticks. So they're in constant pain after a point. Sad but true; it's surely more humane to end them early. Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (y7DUB) 120
98 Each and every congresscritter who had an "incident" paid by the taxpayer should be publicly named and shamed and then a great hue and cry across the land should arise for the arrogant bastards to repay, with interest, the taxpayer funds!
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (uU9xW) Isn't it ... enlightening... that Congress made itself exempt from the Freedom of Information act? Its like insider trading... Its almost like, they have a different set of Laws... you know.. High and Low Justice like Aristocracies had... Posted by: Don Q. at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (NgKpN) 121
The former staffer later withdrew the complaint, stating that she had "affection" for the "civil rights icon."
======== How serious a sin is sexual harassment? If there were a statue of this "civil rights icon", would that justify it being torn down? When do we get sexual harassment = Hitler? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (/qEW2) 122
THAT'S 'CIVIL RIGHTS LEGEND JOHN CONYERS,' AS IN 'CIVIL RIGHTS LEGEND JOHN CONYERS GRABBED MY BOOBS!'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (60v4h) 124
Trump touched that turkey's breast!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (gC2IV) 125
Huh? What? What time is it?
Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (Tyii7) 126
Grabbing them by the boobies when they are about to trip and fall headfirst into the giant paper shredder that sits in every gummint office?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:55 PM (oPNmq) officer ! i tried to save her ! Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (QC/4S) 127
I guess they fell for the old "me fuck you long time" thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:53 PM (aMlLZ) Were they even born when that movie came out? Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (pzA2L) Probably not, but their grandfathers were. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (aMlLZ) 128
123 Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution?
The Good n Plenty clause. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:56 PM (60v4h) Ejaculations and pornumbras. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (NWiLs) 129
I hope Mark Steyn has been practicing his Tucker face.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (UdKB7) 131
Steyn filling in for Tucker. lol.
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (Ix4M6) 132
Mark Steyn guest hosting for Tucker tonight.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 07:57 PM (GsAUU) 133
Lock Conyers in a room with Rosa DeLauro for a lap dance...and make sure DeLauro is only wearing a thong.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 07:58 PM (4ErVI) 134
I suppose putting hands on a girls breasts and going
" honk honk" is still not okay... that's what they told me in 6th grade, anyway.... Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM (zSVEm) That's childish. You are supposed to make a heterodyne whistle, and call out, "Come in Rangoon, come in Tokyo". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:58 PM (oPNmq) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 07:58 PM (60v4h) 136
Who is Charlie Rose?
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 21, 2017 07:58 PM (GsAUU) 137
That's childish. You are supposed to make a heterodyne whistle, and call out, "Come in Rangoon, come in Tokyo".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 07:58 PM (oPNmq) That's right. None of that queer-ass homodyne whistling. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:58 PM (NWiLs) 138
So tomorrow we will be hearing all the other congressman calling for him to step down, Right?
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2017 07:59 PM (aC6Sd) 139
Norah O'Donnell today still looks like Norah O'Donnell 10 years ago. How?
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 07:59 PM (EzdLW) 140
Lock Conyers in a room with Rosa DeLauro for a lap dance...and make sure DeLauro is only wearing a thong.
Exxidor, NO!!! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 07:59 PM (oVJmc) 141
Ever since Ace blog I think about food and sex a great deal more
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:44 PM Chocolate-covered strawberries, whipped cream, mimosas, and ... Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (yjmRY) Mishmosas Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 07:50 PM (NWiLs) You had better be talking about yourself! I don't bat for that team. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:59 PM (dHUZO) Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:00 PM (GsAUU) 143
139. Good lighting and soft-focus lenses.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 08:00 PM (fA1SL) 144
This guy from Disney/Pixar doesn't exactly look like a Casanova? A pervert sure, but my G-D.
Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 08:00 PM (SjImc) 145
Wow, Trump finally went to bat for Roy Moore.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:00 PM (GsAUU) 146
You had better be talking about yourself! I don't bat for that team.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 07:59 PM (dHUZO) So you prefer to catch fly balls. Good to know. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:01 PM (NWiLs) 147
"domestic turkeys aren't very well equipped for long lives.
They are also very stupid and tasty. Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:01 PM (UdKB7) 148
Each and every congresscritter who had an "incident" paid by the
taxpayer should be publicly named and shamed and then a great hue and cry across the land should arise for the arrogant bastards to repay, with interest, the taxpayer funds! -- There's one problem with the shame concept. They don't have any. Outside of the rube voters, I don't think that most democrats -- meaning those in power and many leftists democrat voters-- have a problem with this kind of thing. Earlier today, Maxine Waters has said this is not a problem since Conyers is a civil rights icon. They get a pass. Just like Clinton. Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 08:01 PM (aT+Bx) 149
Isn't it ... enlightening... that Congress made itself exempt from the Freedom of Information act? Its like insider trading... Its almost like, they have a different set of Laws... you know.. High and Low Justice like Aristocracies had... Posted by: Don Q. And this is why they must be outed, ousted, charged and made to pay, through the court of law or any law we can bring our "servants" to heel. Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 08:01 PM (uU9xW) 150
Good lighting and soft-focus lenses.
Or a needed eye prescription. She's nowhere as fecund looking as she used to be. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (60v4h) 151
I'd like to relieve some of this Penny Nance's concern... Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (IbrTD) 152
This guy from Disney/Pixar doesn't exactly look like a Casanova? A pervert sure, but my G-D.
He constantly groped my little mouse butt. Posted by: Zombie Minnie Mouse at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (Tyii7) 153
It's a shame how John Conyers turned out. He was really good in the Terminator.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (/qEW2) 154
This guy from Disney/Pixar doesn't exactly look like a Casanova? A pervert sure, but my G-D.
Posted by: mueller --------- The gheydar meter pegged. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (5OO3x) 155
So tomorrow we will be hearing all the other congressman calling for him to step down, Right? -- Nope. I bet there will be NO calls for him to step down. However... "ROY MOORE!!!" Posted by: Vyx at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (aT+Bx) 156
Every December, Dick Cheney hunts the thanksgiving bird that was "pardoned". He explains, "A pretty good record. 1968 was the last year that I didn't get parturkey."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (rnAwa) 157
So you prefer to catch fly balls. Good to know.
--- Y'all have got to make the sportsball metaphors a little less weird. Posted by: Jenny Hates Urban Dictionary at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (T0U4K) 158
152 This guy from Disney/Pixar doesn't exactly look like a Casanova? A pervert sure, but my G-D.
He constantly groped my little mouse butt. Posted by: Zombie Minnie Mouse at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (Tyii7) He's fucking Goofy. Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (ANIFC) 159
Norah O'Donnell today still looks like Norah O'Donnell 10 years ago. How? Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 07:59 PM She has a portrait of herself locked in the attic. Posted by: Dorian Gay at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (IqV8l) 160
Fox should let Steyn bring on a musical guest to close out the show tonight.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (EzdLW) 161
Y'all have got to make the sportsball metaphors a little less weird.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Urban Dictionary at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (T0U4K) Have you met us? Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (NWiLs) 162
The other O'Donell on nbc is a blimp now. She used to have huge knockers. Now she's just obese. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (IbrTD) 163
What did Paul Ryan know and when did he know it?
Posted by: Redgrains at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (WPxnj) 164
The gheydar meter pegged. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (5OO3x) Yeah that is what he looks like Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (SjImc) 165
Wow, Trump finally went to bat for Roy Moore.
WBRC-TV/Strategy Research 11/20 - 11/20 3000 LV 2.0 45 47 Moore +2 Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 08:03 PM (60v4h) 166
It's almost as if...as if, the SoCons are onto something, like you know, real values.
Posted by: Perplexed Liberal at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (5OO3x) Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (IbrTD) 168
Just read the story at WZ about the North Korean defector waking up and not sure if he was in the South.
Someone get that Man some Texas BBQ! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (JNqRY) 169
Someone is messing with the Pixar guy's wiki bio:
On November 21, 2017, Lasseter announced that he was taking a leave of absence after acknowledging "missteps" in his behavior with employees in a memo to staff. He admits to showing his "Woody" on inappropriate occasions.[4] Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (oVJmc) 170
So let's see. I'm a congressman and all these hot chicks come my office looking for jobs, and I can hire them and hit on them and maybe get lucky and, if not, and they complain or sue, the government will pay them to shut up and never mention my name? Is that how it works?
Sounds good! Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (O5Q3r) 171
I don't think Steyn's going to interview anyone stupid enough to make a Tucker face tonight.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (GsAUU) 172
Fox should let Steyn bring on a musical guest to close out the show tonight.
Posted by: Hands Solo ----------- Cat songs? Posted by: Perplexed Liberal at November 21, 2017 08:05 PM (5OO3x) 173
171 I don't think Steyn's going to interview anyone stupid enough to make a Tucker face tonight.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (GsAUU) That's too bad. Steyn doesn't suffer fools. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:05 PM (NWiLs) 174
Norah O'Donnell today still looks like Norah O'Donnell 10 years ago. How? Every week, I give her a facial. Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 08:05 PM (oVJmc) 175
Someone get that Man some Texas BBQ!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (JNqRY) Cures any malady but empties the pocketbook. Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (pzA2L) 176
We signed a contract on a house on Sat. Put up $1750 in earnest money. It was the first and only house we looked at. Wife said "I love it! Let's buy it!" I said "Let's look at the other houses on the list and sleep on it a couple of days." Nope. Has to be this house. Yes, dear. 4 bedrooms. 4th bedroom is my office/gym. That was the deal. Now, last summer the FIL said "I'm sick of mom's crap, I'm going to move to Georgia with you!" Ha, ha. Funny dad. Wrong. He was serious. Told us Monday he is moving down. Office is now going to be in the garage. Ok. I can heat/ AC the garage. Today, stepdaughter who only talks to us when she wants something calls and announces she is pregnant. Yay! Grandpa! ...and dad is a druggie with no job and she wants to move in with us- sans him (as if that was even an option). Wife says yes! "Where will we put her?" says I. Oh, just build an addition! Now I have to decide whether to build an addition onto a house I haven't even closed on, or walk away and lose the $1750. Women. I love her but sometimes....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (BoMuO) 177
Just read the story at WZ about the North Korean defector waking up and not sure if he was in the South. Someone get that Man some Texas BBQ! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop Does he still have the tapeworm. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (IqV8l) 178
Did someone say "nood?"
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (LQLeS) 179
167
Kelly ODonnell I think her name is. Very Irish looking. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (IbrTD) Probably the whisky and corned beef diet. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (QC/4S) 181
Dem lawyer opens up with the tu quoque.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (GsAUU) 182
He said Packwood
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU) 183
Clinton lawyer being typical on FOX
Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (SjImc) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (60v4h) 185
Clintonista Goodstein with Steyn right now. I would have stayed home if I were Goodstein.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (ILitO) 186
Pak would
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (eyBN+) 187
Who looks more fecund, I ask you?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (60v4h) 188
OT: Over at Washington Beacon: How to Talk About Star Wars at Thanksgiving With Your Ignorant, Rebellion-Backing Uncle
http://freebeacon.com/blog/pilgrims-were-the-original-rebels-that-is-to-say-racist-religious-freaks/ Posted by: Charlie ROSE at November 21, 2017 08:07 PM (vDqXW) 189
What a worm
Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (SjImc) 190
Does he still have the tapeworm. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (IqV8l) They said they had treated him for the bullet wounds, removed the tapeworm and treated his Hep B and malnutrition. Get him a Guinness as well! He has a lot of calories to make up! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (JNqRY) Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (C8sF1) 192
The gheydar meter pegged.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:02 PM (5OO3x) Truly. I'm having a hard time believing this one. Posted by: April at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (e8PP1) 193
Clinton Lawyer still going after the women.
Keep digging pal Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (SjImc) 194
We signed a contract on a house on Sat. Put up $1750 in earnest money. It was the first and only house we looked at. Wife said "I love it! Let's buy it!" I said "Let's look at the other houses on the list and sleep on it a couple of days." Nope. Has to be this house. Yes, dear. 4 bedrooms. 4th bedroom is my office/gym. That was the deal. Now, last summer the FIL said "I'm sick of mom's crap, I'm going to move to Georgia with you!" Ha, ha. Funny dad. Wrong. He was serious. Told us Monday he is moving down. Office is now going to be in the garage. Ok. I can heat/ AC the garage. Today, stepdaughter who only talks to us when she wants something calls and announces she is pregnant. Yay! Grandpa! ...and dad is a druggie with no job and she wants to move in with us- sans him (as if that was even an option). Wife says yes! "Where will we put her?" says I. Oh, just build an addition! Now I have to decide whether to build an addition onto a house I haven't even closed on, or walk away and lose the $1750. Women. I love her but sometimes....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (BoMuO) Can of gas and a road flare. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (aMlLZ) 195
"Nah, if they believed porn, they'd become cable guys or plumbers
Posted by: josephistan " Or pizza delivery drivers... Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2017 08:08 PM (w+Jhj) 196
It would be fun hanging out with Steyn & TuCa for a weekend. Better than the NRO Cruise.
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 08:09 PM (ANIFC) 197
>>>The use of taxpayer monies is, disturbing. Definitely not cool. Might be "The Story."
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger<<< Oh, that is a story. These fucking sick geezers need to be beaten down, shamed, into their graves. Is there any integrity and honor in America anymore? Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2017 08:09 PM (H7ZyP) 198
173 171 I don't think Steyn's going to interview anyone stupid enough to make a Tucker face tonight.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:04 PM (GsAUU) That's too bad. Steyn doesn't suffer fools. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:05 PM (NWiLs) --Or Tuck told him that all the freakazoid liberals are reserved for him. Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:09 PM (GsAUU) 199
I don't know what fecund means but I think I need to go with the irish girl. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:09 PM (IbrTD) 200
I like Erin Burnett's looks. Nice Irish face on her. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (IbrTD) 201
Cat Ass, have you had the inspection done on the house? Perhaps that will give you a bona fide reason to cancel the sale and get a refund of your earnest money.
Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (myWJh) 202
All in the Conyers family. From Wiki:
On June 26, 2009, [Monica] Conyers pleaded guilty to accepting a bribe in the Synagro Sludge scanda ... Her former chief of staff, Sam Riddle,... describes her as "crazy. ... "[13] Testimony ...indicated [she] often left a ...restaurant without paying for the meal; the restaurant's owner estimated that Conyers owed him about $3,000. ... March 10, 2010, Conyers was sentenced to 37 months in federal prison ... Monica Conyers served just over 27 months of her 37-month sentence... Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (TD9KB) 203
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Restated from previous thread.... Washington is the Place where Conservatism Dies... if we can't get rid of Washington, then limit the exposure... Posted by: kraken at November 21, 2017 07:49 PM (zSVEm) I forget who suggested it, but I like the idea that the various federal agencies should have their headquarters relocated all over the country instead of all being concentrated in DC. Posted by: The bird at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R) 204
Uhh CAT you got a real problem there. Tell 'em to find somewhere else to live you don't need that shit.
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (UdKB7) 205
Rawk!
Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R) 206
Who is this clinton but boy on FOX? I want names
Oh Richard Goodstein...damn one of mine. Figures Posted by: mueller at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (SjImc) 207
Steyn *almost* gave that lawyer a Tucker face.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (GsAUU) 208
btw, the reason she pled guilty was because she got a plea deal!! We can only imagine all the crimes she was guilty of. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:11 PM (IbrTD) 209
Now I have to decide whether to build an addition onto a house I haven't even closed on, or walk away and lose the $1750.
You get the money back if you financing falls through, yes? Tell the bank you are going to quit your job but you are sure you can collect enough aluminum cans to make the payment. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 08:11 PM (60v4h) 210
204 Uhh CAT you got a real problem there. Tell 'em to find somewhere else to live you don't need that shit.
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (UdKB7) I second this. How the hell is housing these people your responsibility? Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:11 PM (NWiLs) 211
I am prepared to serve my country by chaperoning members of Congress.
If needed for members of the Congressional Black Caucus, I can also speak Jive. Posted by: Zombie Barbara Billingsley at November 21, 2017 08:12 PM (zCyNd) 212
Conyers? Not a surprise to me. In fact, for him not to sexually harass women would be a surprise to me. Just like jessejaxson.
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2017 08:12 PM (zLDYs) 213
Who would have thunk that destroying chivalry would have unintended consequences. I don't have a appreciation to poetry most of the time but Kipling's Gods of the Copybook Headings is still relevant.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2017 08:12 PM (pY+s4) 214
Cat Ass, have you had the inspection done on the house? Perhaps that will give you a bona fide reason to cancel the sale and get a refund of your earnest money.
Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (myWJh) Not likely. It is a 2009, great shape. Unless there is a problem with the chimney. The fireplace looks heavily used and it is one of those metal flue things. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:12 PM (BoMuO) 215
145 Wow, Trump finally went to bat for Roy Moore.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:00 PM (GsAUU) and Moore's polling went immediately up. The next thing he should do is fire Bitch McCornhole's wife. Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 08:12 PM (r9UYA) 216
I don't know what fecund means but I think I need to go with the irish girl.
Posted by: Soothsayer ************************ Has ATC made verification? Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:12 PM (TD9KB) 217
188 OT: Over at Washington Beacon: How to Talk About Star Wars at Thanksgiving With Your Ignorant, Rebellion-Backing Uncle
--- Sweet, the Jonathan Last defense. I'm in their camp, the rebels/rebellion/resistance are the bad guys. Hate to say it but, I was rooting for Emo Vader in VII due to Ryn's live by the deus ex machina throughout. Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 08:13 PM (pzA2L) Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at November 21, 2017 08:13 PM (wpC7C) 219
Is there room for a tiny house in the backyard? They can live in that.
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:13 PM (UdKB7) 220
Steyn just teased the next segment. I think I know who he's talking about. It's Donald Trump. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:13 PM (IbrTD) 221
Steve Bannon must be generous with the walking around money. Holy shit. Now people are coming forward about bribing Democrats.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (S26Uu) 222
All these grabby politicians seem to have something in common.
Hmmmm. Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:00 PM (GsAUU) ======== Which is more telling about the liberal character than the other scandals involving non-politicians. On the right, there was just O'Reilly and Ailes - only one network. The fact that the left controls 99% of the news and all of Hollywood pretty much guarantees that any scandal involving a Hollywood exec, actor or a journalist will involve a perp who is a frothing at the mouth liberal. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (/qEW2) 223
Why, is Alex an expert on fecund Irish girls? Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (IbrTD) 224
Now I have to decide whether to build an addition onto a house I haven't even closed on, or walk away and lose the $1750.
Check in advance with the HOA and zoning board about the tzompantli. Saves a lot of trouble and expense. Posted by: Midnight Tzompantli League at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (zCyNd) 225
Now I have to decide whether to build an addition onto a house I haven't even closed on, or walk away and lose the $1750. Women. I love her but sometimes....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (BoMuO) Wow Cat Ass! That is an interesting dilemma. Posted by: SteveOReno at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (2sCft) 226
Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (TD9KB)
--- The wait staff should've spit in her food. Posted by: auscolpyr at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (pzA2L) Posted by: Joe Biden, Female Hair Inspector at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (GsAUU) 228
second this. How the hell is housing these people your responsibility?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:11 PM (NWiLs) I might be able to nix the FIL, but stepdaughter tends to live with sketchy people and neither of us want our grandkid living like that. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:15 PM (BoMuO) 229
Yep, I was right! Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:16 PM (IbrTD) 230
227 *SNIFF*
*SNIFF* Posted by: Joe Biden, Female Hair Inspector at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (GsAUU) LOL! Fuckin' Joe probably has a fake badge he got at a toy store too. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 08:16 PM (4ErVI) 231
I might be able to nix the FIL, but stepdaughter tends to live with sketchy people and neither of us want our grandkid living like that.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:15 PM (BoMuO) If you go that route, you're going to have to establish some steel-reinforced boundaries with her about who she can bring to the house. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:16 PM (NWiLs) 232
DJT is totes a mass murderer cult leader.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (GsAUU) 233
Steyn on the Newsweek Trump = Manson nonsense
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (ANIFC) 234
Cat, get counsel, it would be better to get your money back but if not it may be worth 1750 to walk away.
Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (TD9KB) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (+0jcH) 236
Check in advance with the HOA and zoning board about the tzompantli. Saves a lot of trouble and expense.
Posted by: Midnight Tzompantli League at November 21, 2017 08:14 PM (zCyNd) That was the first thing I checked. They are specifically exempted, but can't be more than 8 feet high or 10 feet long and must be set back 25 ft from the property line. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (BoMuO) Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (GsAUU) 238
210 204 Uhh CAT you got a real problem there. Tell 'em to find somewhere else to live you don't need that shit.
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (UdKB7) I second this. How the hell is housing these people your responsibility? Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:11 PM (NWiLs) Third. Seems like you are being taken advantage of. Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (g4lFK) 239
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (BoMuO)
Man, you are gonna have some stories to tell. FIL, a stepdaughter, and a new baby. Based on what you said before, hope paternity is squared away. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:18 PM (dHUZO) 240
Now I have to decide whether to build an addition onto a house I haven't even closed on, or walk away and lose the $1750. Women. I love her but sometimes....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (BoMuO) Thinking more diabolically, I would tell the FIL that because of him the new house isn't big enough, so pay up the 1750 to get a bigger house, or he sleeps in the garage while the addition is being built. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:18 PM (aMlLZ) 241
If you go that route, you're going to have to establish some steel-reinforced boundaries with her about who she can bring to the house.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:16 PM (NWiLs) Oh, yes. Rule 1: you can leave at any time, the kid stays. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:19 PM (BoMuO) 242
DACA Illegal Aliens Stage Thanksgiving Holiday Hunger Strike- BB
Don't tape worms and other GI parasites need a steady food source? Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 08:19 PM (r9UYA) 243
OT: Over at Washington Beacon: How to Talk About Star Wars at Thanksgiving With Your Ignorant, Rebellion-Backing Uncle
Ummmm...kid? It's a movie. Time to grow the fuck up maybe? Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:19 PM (O5Q3r) 244
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I like Erin Burnett's looks. Nice Irish face on her. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:10 PM (IbrTD) Ummmmmmmm. Phrasing! Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 08:19 PM (g4lFK) 245
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Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2017 08:20 PM (SjImc) Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (GsAUU) 247
Over at Washington Beacon: How to Talk About Star Wars at Thanksgiving With Your Ignorant, Rebellion-Backing Uncle
Ummmm...kid? It's a movie. Time to grow the fuck up maybe? Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:19 PM (O5Q3r) They helped pay for the pee pee dossier IICR Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (g4lFK) 248
Trump's family were climate refugees. Oh good grief!
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (ANIFC) 249
If you go that route, you're going to have to establish some steel-reinforced boundaries with her about who she can bring to the house.
Posted by: Insomniac ********************* Has that ever worked? Posted by: gForever Pessimist at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (TD9KB) 250
Cat ass, didn't y'all just adopt twin boys, around 10 months old?
Posted by: lin-duh at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (kufk0) 251
Does he still have the tapeworm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (IqV8l) It's not exactly a feast in here. All day I fantasize about Lena Dunham. Posted by: The Tapeworm at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (+0jcH) 252
That was the first thing I checked. They are specifically exempted, but can't be more than 8 feet high or 10 feet long and must be set back 25 ft from the property line. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:17 PM (BoMuO) Cool.I also noticed that the women who worked at the restaurant where Moore is supposed to have assaulted the girl have dinged her account regarding that. They say that the restaurant's tzompantli was at the side of the building, not in the rear as the accuser claims, and zoning rules from that time appear to support their recollection. Posted by: Midnight Tzompantli League at November 21, 2017 08:22 PM (zCyNd) 253
"My name is Kahn. Please sit and entertain me." And what does the woman do? She smiles and sits right down! That's Alpha. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:23 PM (IbrTD) 254
CAT.. I truly feel your pain. Been there and done that more than once. The stories I could tell with what went in the past 9 years in this house. When we moved in here it was just me and hubby. Then son had to move back because he lost his job, then daughter had to move back because.. divorce. Although to her credit she works her ass off and pays rent. We have had exactly 6 months of privacy in 9 years in this house. When my mom passes, and I'm NOT wishing it by any means, but when she is gone we are fucking outta here. Arizona looks mighty fine right now.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:24 PM (CNHr1) 255
Trump's family were climate refugees.
So climate change turns you into a billionaire? Sign me up! Posted by: one large SUV, please at November 21, 2017 08:24 PM (wpC7C) 256
248 Trump's family were climate refugees. Oh good grief!
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (ANIFC) --Poe's Law, in full effect. Talk about interesting times. Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:24 PM (GsAUU) 257
Can you imagine being as Alpha as Khan? He meets a woman. Tells she is beautiful. Introduces himself. Tells her sit and entertain him. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:24 PM (IbrTD) 258
So climate change turns you into a billionaire? Sign me up!
Posted by: one large SUV, please at November 21, 2017 08:24 PM (wpC7C) Algore, is that you? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:25 PM (aMlLZ) 259
Mark Steyn needs a three or four-hour show. He brings the awesome and is simultaneously brilliant and hilarious, maybe the closest thing we have to a broadcast Menken.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2017 08:25 PM (S26Uu) 260
242 DACA Illegal Aliens Stage Thanksgiving Holiday Hunger Strike- BB
Don't tape worms and other GI parasites need a steady food source? Posted by: Under Fire at November 21, 2017 08:19 PM (r9UYA) Judging from our local members of La Raza, they probably need to lose weight anyway. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:25 PM (YqDXo) 261
Now I have to decide whether to build an addition onto a house I haven't even closed on, or walk away and lose the $1750. Women. I love her but sometimes....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (BoMuO) Have the FIL and Stepdaughter commit to your rules and also contribute to the cost of running the household & to the new addition? You're to be commended about the grand kid. Posted by: texcat at November 21, 2017 08:26 PM (wf3RQ) 262
Conyers, Rangel, and Sharpton all have the same perv -lecher vibe.
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 08:26 PM (hZ+us) 263
Conversely, Charlie Rose, the delta male with power in the Media, would walk into the room with his little pecker poking out of his zipper to greet the girl he coersed into his apartment. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:26 PM (IbrTD) 264
1 Am I the only one not sexually harassing women?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (XLk6I) I've neither harassed nor been harassed. I feel like such a bore. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:26 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU) 266
I fkn hate this fransisco dude! His phony smile is creepy.
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (Ix4M6) 267
Can you imagine being as Alpha as Khan?
He meets a woman. Tells she is beautiful. Introduces himself. Tells her sit and entertain him. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:24 PM (IbrTD) Hell, I have seen the geekiest mofos in the geekiest bands with that power. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (aMlLZ) 268
Cat ass, didn't y'all just adopt twin boys, around 10 months old?
About to. The boys come from different parents. And one of the parents just had twin girls, but it seems somehow CPS didn't find cause to take them. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (BoMuO) 269
Go with my plan for when the angel-clan move to live with us:
Everybody gets a nice little travel trailer. When I've had enough of their bullshit, tow them out to the county road. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (fA1SL) 270
It's not like at the first approach women are incapable of saying, "I want nothing to do with you. Get lost, loser." I mean, that's what all of them told me. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (gYFI7) 271
Why does FIL come with daughter? Put him on a train.
Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:29 PM (TD9KB) 272
Am I the only one waiting for someone to accuse Henry Waxman of sexual assault?
Now THAT guy has an excuse, because otherwise, he's not getting any. You know this. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:29 PM (YqDXo) 273
259 Mark Steyn needs a three or four-hour show. He brings the awesome and is simultaneously brilliant and hilarious, maybe the closest thing we have to a broadcast Menken.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2017 08:25 PM (S26Uu) --When he guest-hosts for Rush, I look for the audio on Youtube the next day. Also, his interviews with Milt Rosenberg should be online somewhere as well, and they're all great. Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:29 PM (GsAUU) 274
249 If you go that route, you're going to have to establish some steel-reinforced boundaries with her about who she can bring to the house.
Posted by: Insomniac ********************* Has that ever worked? Posted by: gForever Pessimist at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (TD9KB) When backed up by a gun, yeah. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:30 PM (NWiLs) 275
Go! Or stay! But only if you wish.
Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:30 PM (UdKB7) 276
The former staffer later withdrew the complaint, stating that she had "affection" for the "civil rights icon."
Was a horse head involved in her road to Damascus conversion? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:30 PM (YqDXo) 277
272 Am I the only one waiting for someone to accuse Henry Waxman of sexual assault?
Now THAT guy has an excuse, because otherwise, he's not getting any. You know this. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:29 PM (YqDXo) You can imagine the former intern saying well I did think about blaming him but really you just feel so badly for him that I'm just going to let it slide. Poor guy. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (IbrTD) 279
272 Am I the only one waiting for someone to accuse Henry Waxman of sexual assault?
right? I mean you could put a (fill in the blank) in that nose!! Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (CNHr1) 280
Henry tried to assault me with his nose but his follicles tickled so much I kicked him in the jaw.
Posted by: gShirley at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (TD9KB) 281
I am for a blind lottery for the House and Senate from registered voters. If you not screwed up too much. The voters of your district can vote Yes or No for a 2nd term. IF they vote No, another lottery drawing. Rinse and repeat...
Posted by: Paladin at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (VlItm) 282
The former staffer later withdrew the complaint, stating that she had "affection" for the "civil rights icon." Yeah, a bag full of money will do that to a person. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (IbrTD) 283
Cat ass, didn't y'all just adopt twin boys, around 10 months old?
About to. The boys come from different parents. And one of the parents just had twin girls, but it seems somehow CPS didn't find cause to take them. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (BoMuO) Wow. You must have the patience of a saint...must be an optimist too. I foresee a lot of problems. I'd get some things in writing. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (dHUZO) 284
Am I the only one waiting for someone to accuse Henry Waxman of sexual assault?
Now THAT guy has an excuse, because otherwise, he's not getting any. You know this. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:29 PM (YqDXo) You can imagine the former intern saying well I did think about blaming him but really you just feel so badly for him that I'm just going to let it slide. Poor guy. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (4ErVI) He could always just paint himself red and go to a comic con as Redskull. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:32 PM (aMlLZ) 285
Go! Or stay! But only if you wish.
- Khan Someone is watching Star Trek. I looked and that episode is on right now. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:33 PM (dHUZO) 286
Any time a Left/Liberal/Prog uses the phrase 'Let's move on', it means that they are deflecting from the uncomfortable answer to the question at hand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:34 PM (9tO1t) Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:34 PM (GsAUU) 288
Conyers done me dirty! Where Rev. Sharpton at?!
Posted by: Tawana Brawley at November 21, 2017 08:34 PM (bc2Lc) 289
I wish Steyn would have gotten the show instead if Laura I. More comedy. More wry satire. A welcome relief from all the seriousness.
Posted by: Pete Seria, Marquess of Kingsbury at November 21, 2017 08:34 PM (lJW6d) 290
Any time a Left/Liberal/Prog uses the phrase 'Let's
move on', it means that they are deflecting from the uncomfortable answer to the question at hand. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:34 PM (9tO1t) Old news. Posted by: Left/Liberal/Prog at November 21, 2017 08:35 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (9tO1t) 292
'Go! Or stay! But only if you wish. - Khan '
He just lays it out. No chance for harrasment suit there if she sticks around. Posted by: freuqend at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (UdKB7) 293
Old news.
Posted by: Left/Liberal/Prog at November 21, 2017 08:35 PM (zCyNd) Asked and answered *hic* Posted by: Will never be POTUS at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (pzA2L) 294
Nature was not kind to Waxman.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (CNHr1) 295
Hell, I have seen the geekiest mofos in the geekiest bands [with that power.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM (aMlLZ) Chicks dig musicians Posted by: Hands Solo at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (EzdLW) 296
Hell, I have seen the geekiest mofos in the geekiest bands with that power.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 08:27 PM Many things are possible when one can lick one's eyebrows. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2017 08:37 PM (yjmRY) 297
Laura is tedious at best and Levin's getting that way.
He's spent the last two segments talking about himself and the last time I turned him off he was talking about himself. Yuk. Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:37 PM (TD9KB) 298
Cat ass, didn't y'all just adopt twin boys, around 10 months old?
About to. The boys come from different parents I'm trying to figure this out. Twin Boys from different parents. So, fraternal twins, carried by the mom at the same time, but two different fathers? It happens, but it is very rare. Or my reading comprehension has bottomed out. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (dHUZO) 299
I just want someone to come out and say that Chuck Schumer groped a teenage boy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (yTnCT) Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (CNHr1) 301
The fact that the House has a taxpayer-funded bimbo-eruption slush-fund, (and if the house has one, that means the Senate has one with heated seats and a jacuzzi) tells me that these people don't fear the lamp post. That should be remedied.
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (RVcmP) 302
281 I am for a blind lottery for the House and Senate from registered voters. If you not screwed up too much. The voters of your district can vote Yes or No for a 2nd term. IF they vote No, another lottery drawing. Rinse and repeat...
Posted by: Paladin at November 21, 2017 08:31 PM (VlItm) Felons and welfare recipients being excluded from candidacy? Then sure. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (YqDXo) 303
I thought a dyslexic was reading Clash lyrics.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (PUmDY) 304
Correction: Stupid chicks dig musicians.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:39 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: freqed at November 21, 2017 08:39 PM (UdKB7) 306
289 I wish Steyn would have gotten the show instead if Laura I. More comedy. More wry satire. A welcome relief from all the seriousness.
Posted by: Pete Seria, Marquess of Kingsbury at November 21, 2017 08:34 PM (lJW6d) --He's too busy with his bullshit lawsuit to hold down a gig like that. I've also noticed it's been a while since he's had one of his big interviews on his Youtube channel;. Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:40 PM (GsAUU) 307
Maybe, but I do have standards.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM No bass players, right? Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2017 08:40 PM (yjmRY) Posted by: Harvey W. at November 21, 2017 08:40 PM (wpC7C) 309
Looks like Bette Midler defended Franken today by saying Ms Tweeden obviously asked for it: look at the way she dresses!
I used to adore her. From the time I was 16. She was so funny, and had such an original voice. She was great in concert, too. Her Live at Last recording is one of my all-time favorite albums. But post-9/11, her liberalism got progressively (see what I did there) louder. And meaner. And I. Am. DONE. Hey Bette! You told risqué Sophie Tucker jokes onstage, and every one of your costumes featured those knockers pushed up and out. And you bragged about it!! If there was a photo of Senator Al groping you, would you be okay if we all just said, Look at that mermaid costume! Asking for it... Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 21, 2017 08:40 PM (C8sF1) 310
John Conyers needs a come-to-Jesus revival, with some updated hymns.
"Swing low, my hairy balls, ..." "Nobody knows the aides I've felt up, nobody knows but Breitbart ..." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:41 PM (YqDXo) 311
Yeah, not difficult to imagine the number of adoring lefty gals who refuse to report the scumbags who assault/fondle them purely to protect the progressive icons.
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 21, 2017 08:41 PM (xHVD5) 312
A good read is "Detroit: An American Autopsy" by Charlie LeDuff (a former a Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter who worked at The New York Times and The Detroit News) about his experiences returning to his hometown.
He mentions some brief encounters with Conyers' corrupt felon wife Monica, a former member and President of the Detroit City Council. Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2017 08:41 PM (BiLU+) 313
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:06 PM (BoMuO)
dude ! put up a trailer in the back and put'em all in there. then put them all to work, including the newborn. no time to dally, time is money. Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 08:41 PM (QC/4S) 314
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-- Felons and welfare recipients being excluded from candidacy? Then sure. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (YqDXo) ---------------------------- Unfortunately you have eliminated everyone. Posted by: the future at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (RVcmP) 315
If there was a photo of Senator Al groping you, would you be okay if we all just said, Look at that mermaid costume! Asking for it...
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal ******************************* She would be offended if he didn't grope her. Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (TD9KB) 316
Twin Boys from different parents. So, fraternal twins, carried by the mom at the same time, but two different fathers? It happens, but it is very rare.
Or my reading comprehension has bottomed out. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM (dHUZO) Not twins at all. Foster babies from totally different parents. Born 8 days apart. Both placed in our home straight from the hospital within a day of each other. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (BoMuO) 317
I am for a blind lottery for the House and Senate from registered voters. If you not screwed up too much. The voters of your district can vote Yes or No for a 2nd term.
----------------- Recall that when Tom Foley's (D-WA) voted for term limits in a referendum, he filed suit against them. His own constituents. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (9tO1t) 318
294 Nature was not kind to Waxman.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:36 PM (CNHr1) The fair sex probably wasn't either. Or any higher primate, of either sex. Or most lower primates of either sex, come to that. Bats? Now THAT'S in his wheelhouse. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (YqDXo) 319
Oh shit, a Thanksgiving Dinner Warning from the Girl Scouts?
Fucking liberals, screwing up such a good holiday. Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:43 PM (GsAUU) 320
"Swing low, my hairy balls, ..."
"Nobody knows the aides I've felt up, nobody knows but Breitbart ..." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:41 PM (YqDXo) -------- Oof. Don't quit your day job, Jay. Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:43 PM (UoSKV) Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:43 PM (CNHr1) Posted by: MSTisdale at November 21, 2017 08:43 PM (xHVD5) 323
Recall that when Tom Foley's (D-WA) voted for term limits in a referendum, he filed suit against them. His own constituents.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. ---------- Oops. ' Tom Foley's (D-WA) constituents voted for term Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (9tO1t) 324
dude ! put up a trailer in the back and put'em all in there. then put them all to work, including the newborn. no time to dally, time is money.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 08:41 PM (QC/4S) Trailer is against code (checked) but there is a big hill in the back. I can dig a hovel into the side of it. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO) 325
Unfortunately you have eliminated everyone.
Posted by: the future at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (RVcmP) That works, too. I'm available to serve as Imperator Mundi. Tanned, fit, and ready. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (YqDXo) 326
Madlyn Rhue
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (IqV8l) 327
1 Am I the only one not sexually harassing women?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2017 07:35 PM (XLk6I) I am feeling a bit left out myself. I feel my inner liberal coming out, and it's all gropey hands and sexual attraction to cilantro. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (tbOMB) 328
Correction: Stupid chicks dig musicians.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:39 PM (YqDXo) I take it you are not a musician. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (dHUZO) Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (CNHr1) 330
Trump's family were climate refugees. Oh good grief!
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2017 08:21 PM (ANIFC) Trump's grandfather came here in 1885. Who knew we were "warming" the planet then? Who knew? Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (SiINZ) 331
Oh shit, a Thanksgiving Dinner Warning from the Girl Scouts?
------------ Projection. They think every male is like Joe Biden. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (9tO1t) 332
Trailer is against code (checked) but there is a big hill in the back. I can dig a hovel into the side of it. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO) The August issue of Better Hovels and Gardens has some great ideas. Posted by: Tiny hovels for hipsters at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (zCyNd) 333
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Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving - What did you learn? What it feels like to have a tofurkey shoved up your butt? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (+y/Ru) 334
My wife and I were never able to have kids. We prayed for a baby to adopt and now we have 2 on the verge of adoption, 2 that CPS is keeping a close eye on which will be placed with us since we have their biological brother, and a grandbaby on the way. We only prayed for one.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (BoMuO) 335
I take it you are not a musician.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (dHUZO) ------ Well, we know for sure he's not a lyricist. Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (UoSKV) 336
Trailer is against code (checked) but there is a big hill in the back. I can dig a hovel into the side of it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO) you got it ! throw some rugs in there, a primus stove and - luxury ! latrine they can dig themselves, they ain't royalty. Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (QC/4S) 337
Waiting for the John Lewis sex scandal. His image is painted on a downtown bldg here with the word "HERO."
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (PUmDY) 338
Henry Nostrilitis
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (xHVD5) 339
Oof. Don't quit your day job, Jay.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:43 PM (UoSKV) Can I be a part-time Congressman? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (YqDXo) 340
Do I get nuclear codes if I'm elected to Congress?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 08:47 PM (4ErVI) 341
Waiting for the John Lewis sex scandal. His image is painted on a downtown bldg here with the word "HERO."
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie ------------ I imagined that Atlanta might long for the return of Sherman. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 08:47 PM (9tO1t) 342
328 Correction: Stupid chicks dig musicians.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:39 PM (YqDXo) I take it you are not a musician. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (dHUZO) Nope. But how many musicians make a steady living, are not on drugs, are emotionally stable, and not banging groupies two at a time? I rest my case. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:48 PM (YqDXo) 343
As more torches get lighted, will the hole be unmemoried and Al Gore's rapey massages be mentioned again?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2017 08:48 PM (S26Uu) 344
ISIS calls for the assasination of Barron Trump. These bastards need to be put down for good. No matter what it takes. Goes to Daily Wire.
http://tinyurl.com/y9xog9yc Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 21, 2017 08:48 PM (8D00I) 345
334 My wife and I were never able to have kids. We prayed for a baby to adopt and now we have 2 on the verge of adoption, 2 that CPS is keeping a close eye on which will be placed with us since we have their biological brother, and a grandbaby on the way. We only prayed for one.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (BoMuO) Good on you. That was next step for us, if IVF didn't work. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (tbOMB) Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (GsAUU) 347
Can I be a part-time Congressman?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (YqDXo) ------- Is it the groping or the slush fund you're after? Considering that you're married, you'd better think carefully about your answer. Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (UoSKV) 348
"Still, she didn't seem to much enjoy working under him..."
Late to the party. Probly been asked already: How much does he weigh? Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (EK6pT) 349
Waiting for the John Lewis sex scandal.
John Lewis v. Shrek. The battle of 21st century sex symbols. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (YqDXo) 350
Not twins at all. Foster babies from totally different parents. Born 8 days apart. Both placed in our home straight from the hospital within a day of each other.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:42 PM (BoMuO) Thanks for straightening that out. What lucky little chaps. If the mom messes up with the twin girls, you may get a call. Doesn't sound so stable for the little girls. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (dHUZO) 351
I take it you are not a musician.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla * * * * * * * Uh oh.....take it you are? Posted by: MSTisdale at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (xHVD5) 352
Trailer is against code (checked) but there is a big hill in the back. I can dig a hovel into the side of it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO) Need a gardener, Mr. Cat Ass? Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at November 21, 2017 08:50 PM (NWiLs) 353
Dear Santa:
I've been very good - for some values i off 'good' - this year. Please bring me my own armoured train, a mech infantry division of Mongol zombies, and my own aidoru studio. Thank you in advance for your compliance. - Palpy. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 08:50 PM (fA1SL) 354
Trump's grandfather came here in 1885. Who knew we were "warming" the planet then? Who knew? Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (SiINZ) --Plus, as Mark pointed out, he went to Queens. Not exactly a vastly different climate from Bavaria. Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:50 PM (GsAUU) 355
This chick has horrible posture. And she's a professional?
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 08:50 PM (Ix4M6) 356
Is it the groping or the slush fund you're after?
Considering that you're married, you'd better think carefully about your answer. Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:49 PM (UoSKV)/i] Now as I understand it, Congressman are part-time husbands too. (Kidding here. I love my wife, who's the best thing that ever happened to me, and haven't and won't cheat on her. And I hate Congress, so there's that.) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (YqDXo) 357
52 35 I've figured it out: These guys actually believe porn!
Right? Why does The Gardener come inside for a drink of water? He has the damned garden hose in his hand already?!!! Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (EK6pT) 358
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-- 309 Looks like Bette Midler defended Franken today by saying Ms Tweeden obviously asked for it: look at the way she dresses! -------------------- I defy you to tell the difference between Bette Midler and Joy Bejar without making them sing. Can't be done. Posted by: irright at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (RVcmP) 359
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creepy uncle A nic I can use! I was asked today why I moved to Kansas. I replied "My family is all back in Maryland." To them I am the creepy uncle. To most everyone here i am ... normal (for varying amounts of normal). Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (hyuyC) 360
Heh. Just imagining some poor person wandering in here for the first time and reading what's above.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (3myMJ) Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (O5Q3r) 362
Why was I not surprised that the married "throuple" in the sidebar is a story from the New York Post?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (z/Ubi) 363
349, they both are neckless. Lol
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (PUmDY) 364
I like to hug and sniff. Scratch and sniff is good too!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (bc2Lc) 365
Henry Waxman, the Mayor of Whoville. LMAO
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:52 PM (GsAUU) 366
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Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving === Umm, hello? gluten-free is no-soy. /s Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2017 08:52 PM (EZebt) 367
Right? Why does The Gardener come inside for a drink of water? He has the damned garden hose in his hand already?!!!
== hmmm, because...drinking from the garden hose is unsanitary ! Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 08:52 PM (QC/4S) 368
We only prayed for one.
Sounds like He thought you were deserving of more. Those children are so fortunate. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:52 PM (dHUZO) 369
I take it you are not a musician.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (dHUZO) Nope. But how many musicians make a steady living, are not on drugs, are emotionally stable, and not banging groupies two at a time? I rest my case. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:48 PM (YqDXo) I love this topic, people do get worked up about it. Look, those of us trying to be complete human beings, we can acknowledge about 10% or so of us wishes we could be chick magnets, and bang all the gals we desire. Then hopefully, somewhere in the other 90% is our character. Our morals. Our perspective on what really matters in this life. Musicians, especially famous ones, live a lot closer to that 10% being all they are. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 08:53 PM (Pz4pT) 370
Well, we know for sure he's not a lyricist.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (UoSKV) Andrew Lloyd Webber is over-rated. I'm gaining on him. "Don't cry for me, MSNBC, the truth is ... uh ... well ... never mind what the truth is ... the DNC talking point is I never did this ..." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (YqDXo) 371
Understood, Jay, even if you did write it in Italican.
Here's a thought experiment: replace every House and Senate member with a Hordeling for a month. Giddyup! Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV) 372
366 Washington Post@washingtonpost
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving In between sips of penis. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (NWiLs) 373
Good Lord it's fucking cold outside. I hate winter. It's not even winter yet
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (CNHr1) 374
Waxman so ugly, Batboy met him and was like DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (GsAUU) 375
342 Deplorable Jay Guevara
Well, the Moron Horde has a subset of those "musicians making a steady living, are not on drugs, are emotionally stable, and not banging groupies two at a time." teej is one of them. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 08:55 PM (hyuyC) 376
God bless you and your wife Cat Ass.
Starting out with two 10 month olds is brave, my friend. Very brave. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2017 08:55 PM (EZebt) 377
You have to choose?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (O5Q3r) -------- He only wanted the job part-time. Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:55 PM (UoSKV) 378
366 Washington Post@washingtonpost
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving Mmmm. Yummy Thanksgiving air. The air sammiches on air biscuits the next day are the best. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 08:56 PM (tbOMB) 379
John Lewis kept chicks in bikinis chained up in his pleasure barge.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:56 PM (GsAUU) 380
Good Lord it's fucking cold outside. I hate winter. It's not even winter yet
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (CNHr1) Seconded. Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 08:56 PM (Ix4M6) 381
Too bad Steyn isn't hosting tomorrow.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:57 PM (GsAUU) 382
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a
gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving I learned that no one shows up for Thanksgiving. Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:57 PM (O5Q3r) 383
Ho hum, another scandal by a Democrat.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:57 PM (GsAUU) 384
To most everyone here i am ... normal (for varying amounts of normal).
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 08:51 PM (hyuyC) --------- You're normal! I vouch for you! Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (UoSKV) 385
John Lewis kept chicks in bikinis chained up in his pleasure barge.
"HEEEY LADEEEEY!!!! PRETTY LAAAAADEEEEY!" Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (fVubI) 386
343 As more torches get lighted, will the hole be unmemoried and Al Gore's rapey massages be mentioned again?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2017 08:48 PM (S26Uu) Will the story Be unmemory-holed By and by, Gaia, By and by, There's a commie Shithead waiting In California, that's no lie." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (YqDXo) 387
366 Washington Post@washingtonpost
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving === Umm, hello? gluten-free is no-soy. /s Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2017 08:52 PM (EZebt) If its vegan of course its no dairy. So stupid. Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (z/Ubi) 388
384. One of us! One of us!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (fA1SL) 389
Well, the good news/bad news is I am off until Monday. I don't get paid for tomorrow is the bad news. But oh well.. 5 days off!! Woot!
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (CNHr1) 390
Has Chelsea been tweeting about any of this? Stupid question, I know.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (PUmDY) 391
Every family has a creepy uncle, but use discretion, people.
Posted by: logprof ------------- Oh cripes, mom! Is creepy uncle Joe coming for Thanksgiving? Posted by: Buffy Biden at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (9tO1t) Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (GsAUU) 393
take it you are not a musician.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:45 PM (dHUZO) Nope. But how many musicians make a steady living, are not on drugs, are emotionally stable, and not banging groupies two at a time? I rest my case. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:48 PM ( Oops. I was just ribbing you about the edit you made to say "Only STUPID chicks like musicians". It was all in fun for me. I think I must have missed some prior posts about the topic. And hey, I'm an 'ette and was never a groupie, nor saw the appeal. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (dHUZO) 394
Well, the Moron Horde has a subset of those "musicians making a steady living, are not on drugs, are emotionally stable, and not banging groupies two at a time."
teej is one of them. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 08:55 PM (hyuyC) OK. Fair enough. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (YqDXo) 395
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving
-------- Sounds simple enough...who would like some water. Posted by: lin-duh at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (kufk0) 396
NaCly.. normal and a true gentleman.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (CNHr1) 397
Here's a thought experiment: replace every House and Senate member with a Hordeling for a month. Giddyup!
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV) Imagine the comments as a series of short floor speeches. Read them aloud in your best orator voice the way you imagine the commenter to sound. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (BoMuO) 398
394 Well, the Moron Horde has a subset of those "musicians making a steady living, are not on drugs, are emotionally stable, and not banging groupies two at a time."
teej is one of them. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 08:55 PM (hyuyC) He bangs them one at a time. Like a gentleman. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (NWiLs) 399
Good Lord it's fucking cold outside.
Not bad, a little wordy, but I think I can work with the idea ... Posted by: Frank Loesser at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (wpC7C) 400
390 Has Chelsea been tweeting about any of this? Stupid question, I know.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 08:59 PM (PUmDY) Give her an award for keeping her yap shut today. Hell, give her one a day, if that's what it takes. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (IcT7t) 402
397 Here's a thought experiment: replace every House and Senate member with a Hordeling for a month. Giddyup!
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV) Imagine the comments as a series of short floor speeches. Read them aloud in your best orator voice the way you imagine the commenter to sound. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (BoMuO) C-SPAN's ratings will never be higher. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:01 PM (NWiLs) 403
Will the story
Be unmemory-holed By and by, Gaia, By and by, There's a commie Shithead waiting In California, that's no lie." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 08:58 PM (YqDXo) ---------- Somebody stop this man before he rhymes again. Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:01 PM (UoSKV) 404
John Lewis kept chicks in bikinis chained up in his pleasure barge.
Wait.. Is that frowned on here? Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 09:01 PM (60v4h) 405
I am the creepy uncle.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (IcT7t) I prefer the title, "druncle." Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 09:01 PM (tbOMB) 406
333 Washington Post@washingtonpost
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (+y/Ru) I know some people hate their families, but I did not know that some people hate their families this much. Posted by: Splunge at November 21, 2017 09:02 PM (Vb4BV) 407
Why were pointy elbow pictures discontinued?
Posted by: lin-duh at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (kufk0) 408
Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving
That a lot of people think you're a waste of space? Just spitballin' here. (Btw, what is a "blended family?") Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (YqDXo) 409
396 Jewells45can handle your jewels
If directed at me, thank you. But I am not a musician. BTW, standby for email on when I can be in your area. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (hyuyC) 410
Now that Trump has weighed in, I have a good feeling about the Alabama election.
I also seem to notice a lot less concern in the air here. Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (GsAUU) 411
I actually had a gal come up to me the other night at a craft show I was doing and tell me it was nipply outside. I nearly died laughing. So.. you have seen Christmas Vacation? Shit yes, she says. I liked her immediately.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (CNHr1) 412
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Perspective: What I learned when I tried to make my blended family a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving That you are stupid? There's an "Everyone Loves Raymond" episode about this that is funny. Not gonna read the article...sounds awful. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (dHUZO) 413
Read the list of SNL women who wrote to defend Franken. Then ask yourself: why did ONLY 30 women, out of the many hundreds that have worked at SNL, defend him? What do Fey, Poehler, Wiig, McKinnon, Louis-Dreyfus, Oteri, etc etc know about, such that they would NOT sign the statement? Now truth-seekers know where to focus their energy.
Burn down the whole media establishment with their own flamethrowers! Make them live up to their own rules! Alinsky the flaming f%ck out of them. Posted by: gp at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (mk9aG) Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (GsAUU) 415
The NFL is doing just fine! Attendence? No problem! You can attend the Redskins game Thursday for $10 a ticket.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (z/Ubi) 416
Imagine the comments as a series of short floor speeches. Read them aloud in your best orator voice the way you imagine the commenter to sound.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (BoMuO) ------ Do you think you're allowed to say all those words in Congress? You know which words I mean. Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (UoSKV) 417
'Creepy Uncle' was my next Pixar opus.
Posted by: John Lasseter at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (bc2Lc) 418
This #MeToo shitstorm reminds me of that Sunny episode when Mac gets jealous because he was passed up being molested by their gym teacher and tries to seduce the gym teacher for validation and attention.
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (g4lFK) Posted by: mpfs at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (79p/O) 420
C-SPAN's ratings will never be higher.
Posted by: Insomniac ------------ Yeah, 'Senator Dildo' has a nice ring to it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (9tO1t) Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (hyuyC) 422
Somebody stop this man before he rhymes again.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:01 PM (UoSKV) C'mon, I'm the conservative Pete Seeger. And my lyrics even scan! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:04 PM (YqDXo) 423
I am the creepy uncle.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (IcT7t) No hugs for you on Thanksgiving! Posted by: The Girl Scouts at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (EzdLW) 424
Will do NaCly. Hope we can meet up!
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (CNHr1) Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (QC/4S) 426
(Btw, what is a "blended family?")
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM (YqDXo) -------- Think "Brady Bunch " Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (UoSKV) 427
I learned that no one shows up for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 08:57 PM (O5Q3r) Feature, or bug? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (BoMuO) 428
He bangs them one at a time. Like a gentleman.
Bwahahahaha Wait, should I be laughing at this. I may be breaking girl code. No, it's funny. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (dHUZO) 429
Well, the Moron Horde has a subset of those "musicians making a steady living, are not on drugs, are emotionally stable, and not banging groupies two at a time."
teej is one of them. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 08:55 PM (hyuyC) He bangs them one at a time. Like a gentleman. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:00 PM (NWiLs) I for one rather enjoy the ol' "Hey, you didn't specifically say there are exceptions to every rule" argument that brings out indignant protestations that this one or that is, indeed, the exception to the rule. Yes. Rules. Have exceptions. Which is, of course, a rule. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:06 PM (Pz4pT) 430
Oh mpfs.. I was hoping but sort of knew it was the end. God I had the hugest crush on him!! I had his posters all over my room when I was a teenager. RIP.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:06 PM (CNHr1) 431
Will do NaCly. Hope we can meet up!
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:05 PM (CNHr1) ------ I hope you two can meet up - he is a delight. Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:07 PM (UoSKV) 432
Here's a thought experiment: replace every House and Senate member with a Hordeling for a month. Giddyup! Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV) Do we get to choose the State we represent? Or do you assign them and we have to make do like a high school history class? Posted by: moki at November 21, 2017 09:07 PM (V+V48) 433
If Trump and Moore are just as bad as all of these Democrats, why has neither had to pay a "harassed" woman off?
Posted by: Lester at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (LfJIn) 434
R.I. P. David Cassidy.
My teenage crush has passed. I'd console you, but probably not a good idea with me being the creepy uncle and all. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (IcT7t) 435
Manson, Della Reese, Cassidy. Quite the week.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (BoMuO) 436
Cassidy was my teen crush do. Damn, he wasn't that old.
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (Ix4M6) 437
Do we get to choose the State we represent? Or do you assign them and we have to make do like a high school history class?
Posted by: moki ------------ Well, I'm not taking Illinois, and that's that. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (9tO1t) Posted by: mpfs at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (79p/O) 439
Trump should have reached under the table, picked up a bowling pin, brained both turkeys with it, and yelled "turkey strike!"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2017 09:09 PM (gC2IV) 440
On SNL in the 70s the Gilda Radner character Lisa Loopner had a weird uncle they called Uncle Todd Who Waves His Penis and iirc lived in her attic.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (EZebt) Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (YqDXo) 442
(Btw, what is a "blended family?")
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM Scotch drinkers. Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (O5Q3r) 443
Do we get to choose the State we represent? Or do you assign them and we have to make do like a high school history class?
Posted by: moki at November 21, 2017 09:07 PM (V+V4 -------- Well, I think it would be best to draw names out of a hat. But boy, it would be fun to assign certain states to certain people, wouldn't it. Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (UoSKV) 444
On SNL in the 70s the Gilda Radner character Lisa Loopner had a weird
uncle they called Uncle Todd Who Waves His Penis and iirc lived in her attic. He was a role model for a generation. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (IcT7t) 445
hm, there might have been a nukelar accident in Russia; border with Kazakhstan, September sometime
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (QC/4S) 446
Nope. But how many musicians make a steady living, are not on drugs, are emotionally stable, and not banging groupies two at a time?
I rest my case. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Most bagpipers Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (yM/Yl) 447
Jewells,
I had those posters too! I used to buy Tiger Beat magazine. Bobby Sherman too! Posted by: mpfs Get out of my head. That was before Tiger Beat was all about butt f***ing. I am sure my mom read them while I was at school and they were ok, otherwise they would have been disappeared. Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (Ix4M6) 448
Does anyone else think this "sex scandal" stuff is a distraction from the unadulterated graft of the Clintons and the Obama admin?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (PUmDY) 449
Nope, me neither. We can save Illinois, New York and California for the trolls. Florida is a toss up, though. Is it good, because of the chaos, or does that make it a problem?
Personally, I would love Texas, but there are plenty of morons who actually live there now, who would better serve it. Posted by: moki at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (V+V48) 450
442 (Btw, what is a "blended family?")
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:03 PM Scotch drinkers. Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (O5Q3r) What about the single malt families? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (YqDXo) 451
Got Mrs E's camper to the hunt club today and corn out at her stand. She will get back there after we eat Thanksgiving day. I work Fri/Sat/Sun and will get there Sunday night after church. Place is writhing with deer.
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (zLDYs) Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (9tO1t) 454
hm, there might have been a nukelar accident in Russia; border with Kazakhstan, September sometime
Posted by: runner I suspect someone was illegally burning/smelting medical waste Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (yM/Yl) 455
hm, there might have been a nukelar accident in Russia; border with Kazakhstan, September sometime
Posted by: runner I suspect someone was illegally burning/smelting medical waste Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (yM/Yl) sure, or cooking with gas Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (QC/4S) 456
Most bagpipers
Posted by: Jean ------------- He said 'emotionally stable'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:12 PM (9tO1t) Pretty sure he said musicians too. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (Pz4pT) 457
448 Does anyone else think this "sex scandal" stuff is a distraction from the unadulterated graft of the Clintons and the Obama admin?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (PUmDY) Not me. I see this as karma for the Democrat Party, who started a boulder rolling, then got freight-trained by it, a la Wile E. Coyote. Also, if you're going to unravel a sweater, you've got to start somewhere. And now we know which sleeve is unraveling first. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (YqDXo) 458
After the court refused to seal the complaint, why did she pull out - her name is out there any ways
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (yM/Yl) 459
David Cassidy was my second celeb crush (Bobby Sherman was my first).
Very weird. Stuck in traffic a couple of hours ago, and out of nowhere, I remembered a relative obscure Partridge Family Song, and found it on YouTube. Lots of women over 40, losing another piece of our childhoods. Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (C8sF1) 460
Yeah.. I liked Bobby Sherman until he came out with that awful song, Julie, Julie do you love me? Fuck.. someone finally makes a song with my name and that's the best you can do?? Ugh.. I HATE that song.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (CNHr1) 461
Infidel,
I would save all my change till I could go to the corner store and buy the latest issue! Posted by: mpfs at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (79p/O) 462
bagpipes are awful things; they should be made illegal
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (9tO1t) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 09:14 PM (60v4h) 465
Russians/Soviets, and radioactivity/nukyler materials.
Children, and matches. Russians/Soviets, and radioactivity/nukyler materials. Children, and matches. Voprosi yayst, tovarishii? Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:14 PM (QDnY+) 466
Manson, Della Reese, Cassidy. Quite the week.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:08 PM (BoMuO) Manson Family, Partridge Family, Reese...err... Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 09:15 PM (SiINZ) 467
I just read the funniest David Cassidy story...about a 7th grade class. And the love /hate of musicians that was, ahem, posted about upthread.
http://tinyurl.com/yacuzka3 IMO, awesome story that showcases 7th grade emotions. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 09:15 PM (dHUZO) 468
Just watched the cat/bird video. That cat looks EXACTLY like our late, great kitty Spanky.
What a day this has been. Suckitude: 8. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:15 PM (PY9jH) 469
Most bagpipers
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2017 09:10 PM (yM/Yl) Bagpipers make a steady living? Really? Through what, extortion? Takes a big breath. "OK, pay up, or else ..." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:15 PM (YqDXo) 470
Every bagpiper I have know was either a fireman or a cop who played the pipes part time, so while they made a decent living it was not from the bagpipes.
Posted by: Big V at November 21, 2017 09:15 PM (MVE/7) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (60v4h) 472
Pretty sure he said musicians too.
Posted by: BurtTC --------- Ouch Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (9tO1t) Look, if you can handle it, like Al Franken handles unconscious women, it's not a musical instrument. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (Pz4pT) 473
hm, there might have been a nukelar accident in Russia; border with Kazakhstan, September sometime
They were pouring fissile material into a paper bag to sell to the NORKS and dropped some. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (BoMuO) 474
*feels sudden inclination for a visit to the liquor cabinet* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (9tO1t) 475
448 Does anyone else think this "sex scandal" stuff is a distraction from the unadulterated graft of the Clintons and the Obama admin?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (PUmDY) --I think it's more a clearing the decks so libtards can say "See? We held them accountable!" Meanwhile: Clinton Library Declines Request to Hand Over Epstein Docs to OANN https://youtu.be/TBmfhkdbpXM Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (GsAUU) 476
I like AC/DC songs with bagpipes.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (PUmDY) 477
Every bagpiper I have know was either a fireman or a cop who played the pipes part time, so while they made a decent living it was not from the bagpipes.
Posted by: Big V at November 21, 2017 09:15 PM (MVE/7) @#%&@ ! $@#$&%@!! and their mother too. Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:17 PM (QC/4S) 478
457 448 Does anyone else think this "sex scandal" stuff is a distraction from the unadulterated graft of the Clintons and the Obama admin? Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:11 PM (PUmDY) Not me. I see this as karma for the Democrat Party, who started a boulder rolling, then got freight-trained by it, a la Wile E. Coyote. Also, if you're going to unravel a sweater, you've got to start somewhere. And now we know which sleeve is unraveling first. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:13 PM (YqDXo) PedoGate cover......for now. Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 09:17 PM (g4lFK) 479
First Charles Manson and now David Cassidy. It's been a sad week for the music world.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (nvMvs) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (BoMuO) 481
I cannot imagine that the congressional pay-off documentation will not be made public.
This ranks as one of the top news stories of *all* time in the US. It's got both things - salacious appeal, AND important substantive importance. A rare combo. Thinking Page Scandal + House Post Office/Dems decades of decadence + "culture of corruption"/mostly exaggerated GOP blowout + Fannie Fox in the Tidal Basin + Watergate - but with tawdry titillating material. Could have potential. If there's one thing the US needs, it's a near-extinction event for incumbents at the national level. Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (QDnY+) 482
Random:
Just popped up on my shuffle, the greatest sad song of all time... or the saddest great song. Either way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4hKmQpcT1k Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (Pz4pT) 483
PedoGate cover......for now.
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 09:17 PM (g4lFK) That's OK. The boulder is picking up speed. The DNC is at the bottom of the grade. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:19 PM (fA1SL) 485
They were pouring fissile material into a paper bag to sell to the NORKS and dropped some.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:16 PM (BoMuO) vodka, hands shake Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:19 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2017 09:19 PM (IcT7t) 487
No bagpipes. Accordion though. And fiddles.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:19 PM (Pz4pT) 488
OANN > Fox News
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 09:19 PM (g4lFK) 489
Clinton Library Declines Request to Hand Over Epstein Docs to OANN
Office of Accosting Nonconsenting Nymphettes? Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:20 PM (NWiLs) 490
For those of you who were around this morning, husband's 89 y.o. aunt (only conservative in the family except for me, D'oh and D'oh Boy) is resting in the hospital in the ATL 'burbs tonight having had a mild stroke and is being treated for pneumonia. She's a lung cancer survivor and has COPD.
Husband has not gone up (yet) because his business demands he be here, and his three ATL siblings supposedly have things covered. He is the one who is closest to her and he's been going crazy all day. Still planning on serving Thanksgiving here in spite of my broken foot. Sigh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:20 PM (PY9jH) 491
This ranks as one of the top news stories of *all* time in the US.
It's got both things - salacious appeal, AND important substantive importance. A rare combo. Definitely. Why are taxpayers coughing up for the misdeeds of Congressscum when those misdeeds have absolutely nothing to do with their putative responsibilities? Should we be paying for the parking tickets too? It's outrageous. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:20 PM (YqDXo) 492
Oh, and for those who offered your prayers this morning, thank you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: Splunge at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (Vb4BV) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (BoMuO) 495
Maybe it's my heritage but I love bagpipes. They make me want to pick up a claymore and start slaying Englishmen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (YqDXo) 497
Thuffering thuccotath!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (RrhD2) Posted by: April at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (e8PP1) 499
Scottish heritage here. Love bagpipes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU) 501
Jane, you deserve a medal. Seriously.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (QC/4S) 502
*blows kisses to runner*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (PY9jH) 503
491 Why are taxpayers coughing up for the misdeeds of Congressscum when those misdeeds have absolutely nothing to do with their putative responsibilities? Should we be paying for the parking tickets too?
It's outrageous. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:20 PM (YqDXo) It's like you don't even understand that President Trump has a Twitter feed. How could there be anything else to get outraged about?? Posted by: CNN at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (Vb4BV) 504
Mel Tillis passed too. He was one of my old faves.
Posted by: stace at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (6HFDU) 505
This crap can't function as a "distraction" from anything important.
If you're thinking Uranium One, State Dept. crime wave, Clinton Foundation scandals, "dossier" idiocy - those will play out over time, and unless they lead to prosecutions, will have zero political OR substantive value to the country. The sex stuff is spectacular but will be played out in a few months, max. We are far - unbelievably - beyond the point where shame among Dems or Beltway creatures, or standards or understanding by half the electorate, can be counted on to right the ship. It may still not do the trick, but *only prosecutions* stand a chance of helping with that. Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (QDnY+) 506
My client David Cassidy has died. His casket will be painted like the Partridge Family bus.
Posted by: Reuben Kincaid at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (bc2Lc) 507
"Oh, and for those who offered your prayers this morning, thank you."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (PY9jH) You're quite welcome, Ma'am. AoSHQ Prayer List to be posted on the ONT. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (Ckg4U) 508
Random:
Just popped up on my shuffle, the greatest sad song of all time... or the saddest great song. Either way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4hKmQpcT1k Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:18 PM (Pz4pT) Hah! And now... Mogwai, Scotland's Shame: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8KFMoVG1Y4 No bagpipes. Swearsies. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (Pz4pT) 509
Posted by: Richard Spenser at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (n3hky)
Not funny no matter what sock puppet you use. Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (2DOZq) 510
499 Scottish heritage here. Love bagpipes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (PY9jH) Actually, I like them too. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (YqDXo) 511
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (YqDXo)
I would never switch off C-SPAN. Posted by: April at November 21, 2017 09:24 PM (e8PP1) 512
Jane, what a day. I recommend climbing into bed with a good book. I'm sorry to hear about your aunt and hope she's improving.
Get some rest. Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:24 PM (UoSKV) 513
501 You know who's really brave?
Amy Schumer --she beat anorexia! Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU) She should have mercy on anorexia. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 09:24 PM (tbOMB) 514
Maybe it's my heritage but I love bagpipes. They make me want to pick up a claymore and start slaying Englishmen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (NWiLs) When bagpipes are outlawed, only outlaws will play outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:24 PM (+0jcH) 515
...and the NFL is in the ICU.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (/DvFd) 516
Scottish heritage here. Love bagpipes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (PY9jH) Actually, I like them too. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (YqDXo) Haggis? *slides plate over* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (+0jcH) 517
"important substantive importance"
I really, really, really didn't want to take a chance that people wouldn't get that I think that stuff is *important*. That, or I effed up my comment. Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (QDnY+) 518
AoSHQ Prayer List to be posted on the ONT.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (Ckg4U) I'm never on the ONT anymore. Going to bed early tonight. Any possibility you could get J. J. to post a link for the Morning Report? Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (PY9jH) 519
Scottish heritage here. Love bagpipes. Posted by: Jane D'oh ..deserve a medal in spite of your bagpipe love Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (QC/4S) 520
501 You know who's really brave?
Amy Schumer --she beat anorexia! Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU) She nuked that sucker, God knows. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (YqDXo) 521
Bagpipes - a special tentacle pr0n sub-genre.
Posted by: mumbul webblwobble at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (NU2/k) 522
If I can never hear Mull of Kintyre again, I will be happy.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:26 PM (PUmDY) 523
510 Posted by: Richard Spenser at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (n3hky)
Not funny no matter what sock puppet you use. Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 09:23 PM (2DOZq) --Yeah, WTF? Clean up please, cobs! Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:26 PM (GsAUU) 524
You know who's really brave?
Amy Schumer --she beat anorexia! Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU) And she wasn't satisfied with just beating it. She's still flogging the living shit out of it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:26 PM (+0jcH) 525
"I'm never on the ONT anymore. Going to bed early tonight. Any possibility you could get J. J. to post a link for the Morning Report?"
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (PY9jH) I can post it right now, because I don't have JJ Sefton's email. I ain't that big around here... lol. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:27 PM (Ckg4U) 526
Jane, sorry about your Aunt. The ATL Burbs are a bit outside of my range, unless she is in the far, far south burbs. I will pray for her, but I can not guarantee that you won't get babies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:27 PM (BoMuO) 527
Haggis?
*slides plate over* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (+0jcH) I've had haggis. Then I suddenly had an insight into why the Scots invented Scotch. Or maybe why they ate haggis. I'm not sure which preceded which. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:27 PM (YqDXo) 528
You know who's really brave?
Amy Schumer --she beat anorexia! Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU) She nuked that sucker, God knows. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:25 PM (YqDXo) And the cottage cheese industry breathes a thigh of relief. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2017 09:27 PM (Pz4pT) 529
501 You know who's really brave?
Amy Schumer --she beat anorexia! Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU) Hey, I beat my own dick until it fell off! Yeah, I had to take some steps after that, but talk about brave! Want to see my trophy shelf? Posted by: Bruce Jenner at November 21, 2017 09:27 PM (Vb4BV) 530
Dicky Spencer is a FED.
Posted by: Monk at November 21, 2017 09:27 PM (g4lFK) 531
Yeah, my olympian indolence prevents me from seeking out the info, if it's even out there, but I gotta think the NFL's overall revenue sitcheeation cannot be good. I believe we won't see the big hit - next year's TV ad rates and network deals - until the spring. But it certainly seems attendance is waaaay down, which affects the revenue each franchise keeps to itself. Plus I gotta think merchandise sales are lagging.
Any moron who actually has some inkling about any of this want to offer details or informed guesses? Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (QDnY+) 532
I'll play the bagpipes for you, but first...
Posted by: Zombie William Wallace at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (QC/4S) 534
God bless you Jane, you make Job look like a piker.
Prayers up for your precious aunt, you husband, D'oh Boy and you, of course. Much love to you. (And bagpipes rock. Especially when played by hunky tattooed, mohawked Scottish punks. ) Posted by: moki at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (V+V48) 535
Maybe it's my heritage but I love bagpipes. They make me want to pick up a claymore and start slaying Englishmen.
Posted by: Insomniac ------------ Give us a call. Posted by: Muzzie immigrants at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (9tO1t) Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (fVubI) 537
Bagpipes and caber tossing. Two things that Scotland has given the world.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (+0jcH) 538
I would never switch off C-SPAN.
Posted by: April at November 21, 2017 09:24 PM (e8PP1) C-SPAN would blow the doors off everything else on cable. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (YqDXo) 539
Prayers for you all Jane. Been a rough several months for you. I don't always comment because I'm very late to threads and many times am just trying to catch up. But please know I am thinking of you.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (CNHr1) 540
538 Bagpipes and caber tossing. Two things that Scotland has given the world.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (+0jcH) Never had a pint of Innis & Gunn? Posted by: Splunge at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (Vb4BV) 541
What a table we have for Thanksgiving:
A wonderful old gent who came ashore on D-Day and ended up as an aide to Eisenhower, his wife, who is the widow of a Marine who served in Korea, our son, who with my permission invited two kids from the Czech Republic (we met the guy and girl this summer), a kid from Spain who has nowhere to go for the holiday, and our Sri Lankan student from two years ago. Our African student will be away with another family who invited him for the holiday. It will be a lively affair. Happy Thanksgiving to you all! Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:30 PM (PY9jH) 542
I will pray for her, but I can not guarantee that you won't get babies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 ------- Ha! You are being richly blessed. And I do hope you come back here for advice when they all hit puberty at the same time. Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2017 09:30 PM (UoSKV) 543
Bagpipes and caber tossing. Two things that Scotland has given the world.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (+0jcH) men in skirts Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:30 PM (QC/4S) 544
n3hky also posts as Mimzey
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:30 PM (BoMuO) 545
AoSHQ Prayer List
Farmer- Friend lost his mother, aged 93. She was ready to go, just a couple of yrs ago lost her youngest child, her only daughter to cancer. Rickl- Lung cancer. Redc1c4- Employment Fox2!- Bloodwork and colonoscopy Abby- Father has passed. Children have ex-communicated. Carol- Her Brother's eventual passing. kbdabear- Mother's dementia. CaliGirl- Mom's boyfriend Arthur has cancer. Grump928(c)- Mother, Sally Jo, fell and broke her hip. Hrothgar- Son killed in accident. Ritabootoo- Someone who may have colon cancer. Fenelon Spoke- Supervisor, "D's", Brother had a stroke and is in hospice. Husband's job search. Son acting out in a disturbing manner. RedMindBlueState- Cousin Agnes, who's too weak for the heart surgery she needs, and whose condition is deteriorating rapidly. Dr. Strangepork- Friend may have had a stroke. Bebe's boobs destroy- In a fight over the house with her Sister. Neil- Back Jo Anne- Left leg. Mindful webworker- Premature Grandchild. Patty- Alcoholic husband. ibguy- Sister's brain cancer, (gioblastoma). pookysgirl- Husband's suicide attempt and mental health. Jade Sea- Husband's cancer tcn- husband's possible lung tumor and swollen lymph nodes. Moron Pundit- Father-in-law's heart surgery. junior- Employment Duke Lowell- Son in need of healing. Miley- Future employment, big move, Friend Melonie's cracked ribs. Mother's cellulitis of leg. Captain Whitebread- Future employment. Mother needs stent; may not be well enough for it. Jinx- Mother's passing. Emmie- Relationship with Daughter. Vic- Return of cancer. ReneeTX- Terminal brain cancer. Booknlass- Relationship with Daughter. Just wondering- Sister, Lisa, has a brain tumor. Christopher Taylor- Health and depression. Lin-duh fell- Father-in-law has a gioblastoma. Blacksheep- Stage 2 prostate cancer. Weirddave and Gingy- Gingy's father passing away. Alexthechick- Father's dementia. Molly K- Neice killed by elderly driver. Donna V- Bills to be paid and alcoholic Brother. Gushka- Infection after being bitten by her horse. Her friends' mental health after returning from battle. TonyPete- Friends' terminal diagnosis, Wife's, (Renee), terminal illness. bergerbuilder- Multiple strokes, out of hospital at end of September. Chi- Friend's passing, (Lewis), after battle with cancer. huerfano- Father's recovery from heart failure. The Oort Cloud- Thalassemia, genetic blood disorder, complicated my hemolytic anemia. "Given" two years by doctor. Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing- Job issues. Hopped up on Something- Immediate Family member with cancer. Bone pain without opioids, Hospital Policy. Publius- Rheumatoid arthritis, severe pain during flare-ups. Cannibal Bob- Two brothers in law. 1. Brain tumor hospice soon. 2. Just diagnosed cancer around heart and in aorta. Biopsy taken. Stage 3. 3. Cousin just completed 5 rounds of chemo for cancer in abdomen. Reoccurance firm many years ago. Insomniac- 1) That my autoimmune disorder will stay under control. 2) That the work situation I have will continue to come together and grow. Oregon Muse- Shoulder replacement and recovery. Slapweasel- Father's dementia and Mother's attitude. Jane D'oh- My husband's elderly aunt, (89), who was admitted to the hospital 11/20/17 with pneumonia. She has COPD, is a lung cancer survivor. USNtakim- My MIL, (73), is going in for surgery 11/22/17 for bowel re-sectioning. Please pray for her and her family. For Anyone I've Missed, email is in the Nic. Updates Appreciated Please copy and store so when I'm not here, you may provide the most current status of our Members in need of prayer. -Thank You Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:31 PM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2017 09:32 PM (q177U) 547
Maybe it's my heritage but I love bagpipes. They make me want to pick up a claymore and start slaying Englishmen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 21, 2017 09:21 PM (NWiLs) So, laddie, ye are a Scotsman. I love how the Scots say lads and lassies. Or bonny lass. I saw something recently with bagpipes that was great. I've seen a lot more that were terrible. And they look like they weigh a ton. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 09:33 PM (dHUZO) 548
Thank you Slap!! Good grief.. so many I was unaware of. All are now on my prayer list.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:33 PM (CNHr1) 549
That's great, Jane.
I've seen the impact that nice T-giving dinners have on foreign visitors - it's always added to their awe and respect for the distinct American experience. I remember several of them being very impressed that (as it seemed to them) this amazing country, the greatest in the world, had one of its biggest holidays built around gratitude. Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:33 PM (QDnY+) 550
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:31 PM (Ckg4U)
That is awesome. I will add it to my prayer list. God bless you! Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:34 PM (PY9jH) 551
Hey slap,
Will you update me? My FIL passed away September 27th. Could use the prayers for my husband finding a job. Thanks. Posted by: lin-duh at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (kufk0) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (fA1SL) 553
Anyone into Dead music, Dead and Co are playing really well this tour. Nugs.tv has all the shows in very nice hd webcasts this tour.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (GsAUU) 555
My grandfather is from the Highlands and came to America when he was 24.
I love the bagpipes but unfortunately it's at funerals where I've heard them most. Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (2DOZq) 556
There are many requests that were lost, as my last computer faded into the landfill.
Please update me and remind me of those in need of prayer. -Thank you all. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:36 PM (BoMuO) 558
Let me add, that my husband's aunt sports a Trump sticker on her SUV that pisses the hell out of my husband's lib siblings.
She's a USAF vet who started a business and made $$$ and is a piece of work. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:36 PM (PY9jH) 559
Bagpipes and caber tossing. Two things that Scotland has given the world.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:29 PM (+0jcH) men in skirts Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:30 PM (QC/4S) Ya wouldn't think it, but men in their kilts with the whole get-up is extremely masculine. I don't know why. Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 09:36 PM (dHUZO) 560
Partridge Family and Brady Bunch. The Friday night entertainment of my youth. I met David Cassidy in 1980 He was short and built like a jockey. Cuter than Bobby Sherman I think. Nice but definitely had a drinking problem.
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2017 09:36 PM (hZ+us) 561
554 Bagpipes. Bah!
Accordion - the official instrument of REMOVE KEBAB https://youtu.be/U-EQJA8Ahac Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (fA1SL) --I want my ALTV!! Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:36 PM (GsAUU) 562
Ya wouldn't think it, but men in their kilts with the whole get-up is extremely masculine. I don't know why.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 21, 2017 09:36 PM (dHUZO) Codpiece? Or no codpiece? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:36 PM (+0jcH) 563
This thread is so funny, it has a 2 drink minimum.
If you haven't cut your cable and subscribe to Acefor your entertainment , you are one dumb fuck. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2017 09:37 PM (eJycr) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 09:37 PM (eyBN+) 565
-Posted by: lin-duh at November 21, 2017 09:35 PM (kufk0)
Yes, Ma'am. It will be re-posted on the ONT. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:37 PM (Ckg4U) 566
Things more worrisome than being investigated by the House Ethics Committee --
1. Losing your car keys inside the house. 2. Leaving the toilet seat up in an all female home. 3. Spearing that last pickle slice in the big jar. 4. Being unable to find the missing key to your childhood piggybank. 5. Putting your entire Hustler collection on shelving you installed yourself. 6. Nose hairs. 7. Tomorrow's hangover, tonight. 8. Tomorrow's hangover, when you're out of booze tonight. 9. Gravity. 10. Fearing that your ear hairs will become self aware and strangle you in your sleep. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2017 09:38 PM (0ogQG) 567
566. They have treatments for that now.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:38 PM (fA1SL) 568
228 ...
I might be able to nix the FIL, but stepdaughter tends to live with sketchy people and neither of us want our grandkid living like that. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy I recommend drug testing as a pre-condition of moving in and on-going as a condition of staying. I am dealing with a similar situation that, sadly, is much worse than where you are now. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 21, 2017 09:39 PM (di1hb) 569
Losing your car keys inside Sandra Fluke...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 09:39 PM (eyBN+) 570
10. Fearing that your ear hairs will become self aware and strangle you in your sleep.
I don't why I laughed like an idiot at that one. Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:39 PM (BoMuO) 572
Henry Nostrilitis Posted by: MSTisdale at November 21, 2017 08:46 PM (xHVD5) Is that a relative of Nostrildamus? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2017 09:39 PM (oPNmq) Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 21, 2017 09:40 PM (Tyii7) 574
572 10. Fearing that your ear hairs will become self aware and strangle you in your sleep.
I don't why I laughed like an idiot at that one. Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1) --Kinda scary given that Henry Waxman was brought up. Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:40 PM (GsAUU) 575
Someone this morning wondered when Henry Waxman's sex harassment victims will come out.
Just the thought of that giant nostril coming at me makes me cringe. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:41 PM (PY9jH) 576
Henry Waxman, his mother watched Phantom of the Opera whilst pregnant with the pupae Congress-critter.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (eyBN+) 577
492 Jane D'oh
You and your foot and your husband are all on 1A prayer wheel, answering a Full bell. Heal soon! Prayers are ascending. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (hyuyC) 578
Slap, please add my grandsons. Safety and peace for them.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (di1hb) 579
Congressional slush fund for paying off interns abused by elected officials?
The media nowhere to be found. It's like when I discussed the sorry state of local news here a week or so ago. Nobody is doing their fucking job anymore. You've got someone on air reading a fucking story about how milk is going to give you ass cancer and meanwhile down at city hall they're stuffing dicks into interns two at a time. These are the laziest fucking people ever. Now some of it is indeed the dropping profits and cutting staff, but that might not have happened if you weren't a bunch of good for nothing biased propagandist fuckheads who are more interested in hot takes and sick burns (Thanks Ace I use those all the time now) than presenting the goddamn facts and actually scraping some shoe leather to find that crook who's stealing the office furniture down at city hall. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (4ErVI) 580
Slapweasel, guess you didn't see my update 'tother night.
Prayers for our grandbaby were answered Jul 31. Now a hearty little guy. Wouldn't mind if you substituted Milady (MJ)-- longstanding health difficulty. (Would love to have that decades-old prayer answered.) Thanks for the list posting & maintenance! Posted by: mindful webworker at November 21, 2017 09:43 PM (NU2/k) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:43 PM (BoMuO) 582
Henry Waxman, his mother watched Phantom of the Opera whilst pregnant with the pupae Congress-critter.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (eyBN+) I thought Henry was an escapee from the Island of Doctor Moreau Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 09:43 PM (SiINZ) 583
So, looks like the saltpeter ration in the Capitol Hill water supply was left out in 2007.
25 settlements, for a cool $4M in taxpayer money. Twenty five! That's almost 5% of Congress. 2002 seems to be the other year of Peak Filnering - 10 settlements for just about $4M. And this will have traction, electorally, obviously for any incumbents involved, but also generally. Or it could. Unlike the sad, lost, uniparty state of CA, where a few years back 10% of the Dem Senate (3 members) caucus was arrested for a variety of serious felonies, to include int'l arms trafficking (!!) - and you could have spent months looking for any voters who knew or cared. And though meaningless in itself, the make-up of the paddywagon-full of legislators was perfect for CA: Asian, Hispanic, and black. Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:43 PM (QDnY+) 584
585. 'Are we not men?'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:44 PM (fA1SL) 585
You and your foot and your husband are all on 1A prayer wheel, answering a Full bell. Heal soon! Prayers are ascending.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (hyuyC) Thanks. I have a major decision to make for Thanksgiving morning. I've been seriously laying off the pain meds the doc gave me, but I took half of one this morning because PAIN from being on the foot continuously. So, on Turkey Day, pain pill or hold off to enjoy wine with dinner? I know you sure as hell can't mix them. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:44 PM (PY9jH) 586
-Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 21, 2017 09:42 PM (di1hb)
Your Grandsons have been added, Good Sir. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:45 PM (Ckg4U) 587
Anyone have a COB's email so we can be done with n3hky?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:45 PM (BoMuO) Posted by: Weak Geek at November 21, 2017 09:46 PM (VQjk/) 589
I had no idea Vic's cancer had returned. So many 'rons and 'ettes dealing with pain and suffering this time of year (or any time).
Prayers for Every Single One. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:47 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: US House Sex Machine at November 21, 2017 09:48 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:48 PM (PY9jH) 592
578 Someone this morning wondered when Henry Waxman's sex harassment victims will come out.
Just the thought of that giant nostril coming at me makes me cringe. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2017 09:41 PM (PY9jH) IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NOSTRIL IS LIKE A GIANT HOLE IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY! Posted by: Ben Rothelisburger at November 21, 2017 09:48 PM (JNqRY) 593
Hey, I like bagpipe music!
Problem is, it all sounds identical. You only say that because you've never heard ska played on the bagpipes. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:48 PM (+0jcH) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 09:49 PM (eyBN+) 595
Such a rollicking good classic Moron thread, and a troll has to soil it.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:49 PM (GsAUU) 596
SlapWeasel @ 546- You should have your own medallion.
'May it be Your Will that these souls lifted up to You in prayer receive the healing You provide. May they also receive grace, and understanding. This we ask in the holy name of the Lord Jesus Christ.' Amen Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2017 09:49 PM (zLDYs) 597
Oh, Jewell!!sorry to tell you, I love that song.
One night, years ago, after work, driving home on the Beltway...oldies station blasts: Being alone at night makes me sad girl/Yeah it brings me down all right/Tossin and turnin, and freezin and burnin/And cryin all through the night..woah woah... 25 years since the last time I heard it, but I started singing at the top of my lungs, word perfect. Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 21, 2017 09:49 PM (C8sF1) 598
I seem to remember thathalfrican needing prayers for his Mother and Aunt. I can't remember the malady, but I believe it was cancer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:49 PM (Ckg4U) 599
Any moron who actually has some inkling about any of this want to offer details or informed guesses?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:28 PM (QDnY+) Based on personal knowledge (limited in-depth but accurate on what I know of). Owners are more worried about 2020 when collective bargaining agreement is to be renegotiated. Permanent expansion into outside America Markets is the long-term goal & to compete for international viewership. As far as current viewer drop: Overall -5% from 2016 to 2017 (readily circulated news). -10% or more overall from 2015 compared to 2017. Overall merchandise sales? Haven't heard or checked. On Ticket Sales: For large market and standard bearers like Cowboys, Pats, Packers? Advance sellouts prevent an accurate barometer on attendance. LA Chargers, Jacksonville, Cleveland all hemorrhaging on ticket sales. Posted by: texcat at November 21, 2017 09:50 PM (wf3RQ) 600
'Are we not men?'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:44 PM (fA1SL) Yeah-the flowerpots ain't foolin' nobody. Posted by: Miklos the indoor gardener at November 21, 2017 09:50 PM (zCyNd) 601
Hey, I like bagpipe music!
Problem is, it all sounds identical. You only say that because you've never heard ska played on the bagpipes. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2017 09:48 PM (+0jcH) Beethoven's 5th Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:50 PM (QC/4S) 602
Gonna be fun to watch these people outraged over Sen Moore....
Posted by: Tradd at November 21, 2017 09:50 PM (7+kA5) 603
Nose-job? What?
Posted by: Intern to Henry Waxman at November 21, 2017 09:50 PM (cGz5Q) 604
604. Those are minecraft traffic safety cones, and you will respect them!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:51 PM (fA1SL) 605
No not Dr. Moreau, no self-respecting animal would want to share Waxman DNA...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 21, 2017 09:51 PM (eyBN+) 606
I'm just a guy with a keyboard, Eromero.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:51 PM (Ckg4U) 607
Beethoven's 5th
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2017 09:50 PM (QC/4S) Hillary: A 5th of what? On second thought, who cares just give it to me Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2017 09:52 PM (SiINZ) 608
Well hi ya Shopgirl.
Posted by: teej at November 21, 2017 09:53 PM (RQEuo) 609
610 I'm just a guy with a keyboard, Eromero.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:51 PM (Ckg4U) --I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big dick. Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:54 PM (GsAUU) 610
590 Anyone have a COB's email so we can be done with n3hky?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2017 09:45 PM (BoMuO) Sent CBD a msg on twitter. Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 09:54 PM (Enq6K) 611
Cheapo tawny port and crappy brandy - 50/50 - with a splash of lemon juice, makes an excellent accompaniment to a plate of cheese and onions and pickled garlic.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:54 PM (fA1SL) 612
I'm just a guy with a keyboard, Eromero.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2017 09:51 PM (Ckg4U) Not a well-tempered clavier? Posted by: musical Miklos at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (zCyNd) 613
Terrapin now, such great lyrics with an open ending. "His job is to shed light, not to master." Some rise, some fall.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (Enq6K) 615
lol Shopgirl. I forgive you. It was a hit but I just hated it. Why couldn't be a pretty song like Denise? Randy and the Rainbows.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (CNHr1) 616
--I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big dick.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:54 PM (GsAUU) Your mot... nah, think I will let that one pass by. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (JNqRY) 617
Hey, I like bagpipe music!
Problem is, it all sounds identical. Posted by: Weak Geek at November 21, 2017 09:46 PM (VQjk/) Usually sounds like a half dozen various pipe players doing their own thing. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (aMlLZ) 618
I'm feeling a mite triggered.
Posted by: The Banhammer at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (oVJmc) 619
Thanks texcat.
Another moron explained that the TV hit will show up later, with "give-back" ads in the first quarter of next year, and probably lower rates/lower network deals when the 2018 packages are negotiated. Re the ticket sales, I think it's a possibly interesting intel bit to look at the prices of season tickets on the secondary market. Going back to the beginning of this season's meltdown, there were several signature markets where such things were being offered up at a discount. Guess we'll see. Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2017 09:56 PM (QDnY+) 620
621. Secret is to get all the cats from the same litter, whenever possible. Their death-rattles tend to be hereditary.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:56 PM (fA1SL) 621
Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
Don't be so modest. You are a good man and good people. I'd be proud to have you at my back in the unlikely event of burning, ballistic lead time. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 09:56 PM (hyuyC) 622
620 --I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big dick.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:54 PM (GsAUU) Your mot... nah, think I will let that one pass by. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2017 09:55 PM (JNqRY) --Actually, I'm not that humble. Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2017 09:56 PM (GsAUU) 623
615 Cheapo tawny port and crappy brandy - 50/50 - with a splash of lemon juice, makes an excellent accompaniment to a plate of cheese and onions and pickled garlic.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:54 PM (fA1SL) You expecting vampires or Lena Dunham? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 09:57 PM (tbOMB) 624
The former staffer later withdrew the complaint, stating that she had "affection" for the "civil rights icon."
I like to think of myself as more of a sexual rights icon - my sexual rights. Posted by: John Conyers at November 21, 2017 09:57 PM (8gDQu) 625
627. Fighting the ague, good sir. If I had slivo, I'd not be messing with these inferior intoxicants.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:58 PM (fA1SL) 626
I'm just a guy with a keyboard, Eromero.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Hey, my big toe is hurting! Seriously, whenever I start to feel a little sorry for myself because life is going right, I think of my neighbor's wife. Very sweet, nice lady, who has MS. Known them for years. She is now completely crippled by MS, can only lift her left hand, and is now blind, so she can't even read. She has not lost the will to live. Her husband and father take care of her every day (he works from home a lot). There are people in this world that have real suffering in their lives. Prayer may not heal them, but I hope God's grace can touch them, and lift up their hearts, and ease their burden. Slapweasel, you remind us of all those people among our friends here that are in trouble and turmoil. Just a guy with a keyboard. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 21, 2017 09:58 PM (S6Pax) 627
301 The fact that the House has a taxpayer-funded bimbo-eruption slush-fund, (and if the house has one, that means the Senate has one with heated seats and a jacuzzi) tells me that these people don't fear the lamp post. That should be remedied.
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2017 08:38 PM Hear Hear! All in favor? Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 09:59 PM (uU9xW) 628
That... 'throple' in the sidebar. I think I am scarred...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2017 10:00 PM (JNqRY) 629
Media/Politico World is like a Soap Opera we norms watch with fascination and disgust.
Posted by: aquaviva at November 21, 2017 10:00 PM (+SbMp) 630
"...burning, ballistic lead time."
Heh. How ' bout that OSU game NaCly? Missed it doing the Nashville thing. Di don't find out till next morning. Posted by: teej at November 21, 2017 10:00 PM (RQEuo) 631
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 09:58 PM (fA1SL)
Thanks for not touching my comment. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 10:00 PM (tbOMB) 632
631. SO SAY WE ALL!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 10:00 PM (fA1SL) 633
And get well.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 10:01 PM (tbOMB) 634
635. Heh.....even in a comment, I wouldn't touch her.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 21, 2017 10:01 PM (fA1SL) 635
Are the Aunts still up to their bs?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 10:02 PM (PUmDY) 636
From the Variety article on the death of David Cassidy:
The show became popular for its squeaky queen portrayal of life on the road as a family rock band in a brightly painted bus. Really? Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 21, 2017 10:03 PM (J70i0) 637
teej
There're trying to kill Coach Snyder. What a game! Drama everywhere, and especially the last 4 minutes. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 10:03 PM (hyuyC) 638
teej, I left you a shout out up thread, if you want to search for your nic.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 10:04 PM (hyuyC) 639
NOOD
Posted by: Miklos at November 21, 2017 10:04 PM (zCyNd) 640
I believe The Horde is composed largely of Creepy Uncles and Scary Aunties.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2017 10:05 PM (ivAiA) 641
I couldn't believe it when I looked the next morning.
And then when I read down and see our third string qb went down and we still won. Wut? Posted by: teej at November 21, 2017 10:06 PM (RQEuo) 642
My guess is the Senate has a HOF for Sexual Predators.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2017 10:06 PM (lgWNz) 643
Has Susan Dey commented?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2017 10:06 PM (PUmDY) 644
643 NOOD
Posted by: Miklos at November 21, 2017 10:04 PM (zCyNd) 644 I believe The Horde is composed largely of Creepy Uncles and Scary Aunties. Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2017 10:05 PM (ivAiA) i tell ya, I don't have the PR of Willow, but I've got the touch when I choose to use it. Er. Maybe not "the touch" exactly, Officer . . . Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2017 10:07 PM (ivAiA) 645
My first college roommate was a bagpiper. He said the first rule is: Never practice indoors.
To prove it, he played a note/chord. One blast was enough to convince me that the pipes are for the open spaces. Posted by: Weak Geek at November 21, 2017 10:08 PM (VQjk/) 646
ONT is nood.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2017 10:09 PM (tbOMB) 647
Well, our fourth string QB got to kneel for the win. The good kneeling in a game. To burn up clock and win.
Coach Snyder takes walk-ons and players other programs distain and burnishes them to a shiny gloss of good players. What a great coach and a great man. His time management is fantastic. KSU did not have the talent level of OSU, but we out-guiled OSU, out-coached OSU and never quit. Winning was so sweet. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 10:10 PM (hyuyC) 648
'May it be Your Will that these souls lifted up to You in prayer receive the healing You provide. May they also receive grace, and understanding. This we ask in the holy name of the Lord Jesus Christ.'
Amen Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2017 09:49 PM (zLDYs) ************************* Amen Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2017 10:13 PM (TD9KB) 649
working under him is REALLY working UNDER him
Posted by: jihadi at November 21, 2017 10:14 PM (I64i9) 650
KSU did not have the talent level of OSU, but we out-guiled OSU, out-coached OSU and never quit. Winning was so sweet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 10:10 PM (hyuyC) What's your stand on calling KSU-ISU "Farmageddon?" Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2017 10:14 PM (ivAiA) 651
filbert
I'm OK with that. Sounds about right. Too bad the voice of the Frozen Tundra passed. He'd be great to announce that "On one side we have wheat farmers, with some milo mixed in. The other, corn-fed corn farmers." ISU always plays KSU tough. It's a close game every time. And you have a great team of giant-killers this year. With some real passion to win. I expect KSU to be crushed. Hope to be surprised. Coach Snyder has to motivate this crew two more times, and hopefully some of our best players get back on the field. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2017 10:28 PM (hyuyC) 652
527 Jane, sorry about your Aunt. The ATL Burbs are a bit outside of my range, unless she is in the far, far south burbs. I will pray for her, but I can not guarantee that you won't get babies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy LOLOL THIS is why it's worth it to read the whole thread! Babies! Crikey I'm still laffin! Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at November 21, 2017 10:46 PM (uU9xW) 653
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Posted by: Side draft at November 21, 2017 10:48 PM (BgC3U) Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 22, 2017 10:14 AM (1hM1d) 655
Who knew colleges don't have a rape crisis, DC has one
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