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Lois Lerner and Holly Paz: If Our Explanations for Targeting the Tea Party Are Ever Revealed to the Public, There's a Chance of Such Public Anger Our Lives Would Be Endangered; So They Must Remain Sealed Forever
Former IRS executive Lois G. Lerner told a federal court last week that members of her family, including "young children," face death threats and a real risk of physical harm if her explanation of the tea party targeting scandal becomes public. Ms. Lerner and Holly Paz, her deputy at the IRS, filed documents in court Thursday saying tapes and transcripts of depositions they gave in a court case this year must remain sealed in perpetuity, or else they could spur an enraged public to retaliate.... Ms. Lerner and Ms. Paz gave taped depositions in a class-action lawsuit brought by tea party groups demanding answers and compensation for having been subjected to illegal targeting for their political beliefs. The government settled the class-action lawsuit in Ohio and another tea party challenge in the District of Columbia in two agreements last month, admitting to the illegal behavior. The Ohio settlement also called for the government to pay $3.5 million to the tea party groups, according to one of the plaintiffs. Ms. Lerner came in for particular criticism, with the government admitting she not only didn't stop the targeting -- contradicting the Obama administration's claims -- but also hid it from her superiors in Washington. During the course of the Ohio case, the tea party groups filed thousands of pages of documents, but testimony from Ms. Lerner and Ms. Paz was left out of the public record because of their earlier request for privacy. Now Ms. Lerner and Ms. Paz say that since the case has been settled, there is no reason for their testimony to ever become public.So far the judge has ruled in their favor regarding suppressing the critical information of how government officials behaved in a way now confessed to be illegally. I'm almost certain he'll once again rule that the Public Has No Right to Know What Its Paid Officials Do To Them.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 07:22 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 07:22 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Harvey's Potted Plant at November 20, 2017 07:22 PM (ats44)
Posted by: the Butcher at November 20, 2017 07:22 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 07:22 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 07:22 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 07:23 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Harvey's Potted Plant at November 20, 2017 07:23 PM (ats44)
Posted by: Hitler at November 20, 2017 07:23 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 07:23 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:24 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 07:23 PM (60v4h)
Rhetorical, no doubt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:24 PM (mbhDw)
Behold!
My powers:
Has anyone on twitter LIED yet today and connected manson with MAGA?
Posted by: Soothie at November 20, 2017 09:04 AM
*****
Newsweek @Newsweek
How murderer Charles Manson and President Donald Trump used similar language to gain followers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 20, 2017 07:14 PM
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:24 PM (YUajH)
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 07:24 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 07:24 PM (myWJh)
Now, go bowling, prole.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 07:25 PM (fA1SL)
Am I to understand that the Fake News Left is trying to make manson ot to be some right winger today?
Posted by: Soothie at November 20, 2017 09:03 AM
*****
Newsweek @Newsweek
How murderer Charles Manson and President Donald Trump used similar language to gain followers
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:25 PM (YUajH)
the Public, There's a Chance of Such Public Anger Our Lives Would Be
Endangered; So They Must Remain Sealed Forever.
.
.
.
.So it was even worse then we thought?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 20, 2017 07:25 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: The Menendez Orphan Twins at November 20, 2017 07:25 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 07:25 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 07:26 PM (14URa)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 07:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ministry of Truth at November 20, 2017 07:26 PM (rdqKK)
Posted by: gastorgrab at November 20, 2017 07:26 PM (u6OFe)
Guilty conscience?
Fuck 'em. Let 'em take their chances and worry, although it's HER side that goes in for that sort of thing, not ours.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 07:26 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 07:26 PM (Ri/rl)
/inb4 10 Mile Tomato poo-poos the notion that a "deep state" exists
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 07:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 07:27 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: no good deed at November 20, 2017 07:27 PM (eIQHF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 07:27 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 07:27 PM (GsAUU)
to the tea party groups, according to one of the plaintiffs.
No, we'll pay for it. I'd settle for Lois Lerner's head on a metaphorical pike.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 07:28 PM (LAe3v)
I do it above board because I am an honest and forthright person.
She behaved abominably, and illegally, on the public dime. I will be damned if she should be able to keep her dirty little secrets. I paid for those, dammit, and I expect to see them.
Drain the damned swamp already.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2017 07:28 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2017 07:28 PM (UdKB7)
>>>btw, at what age do we men get these so-called old man balls?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class!
Must be at the age of 30, because at 29 years old, mine are high and tight like a 19 year old Marine Corps recruit's crew cut.
Posted by: Fritz
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:28 PM (YUajH)
I don't understand how an anti-Constitutional abuse of power by government officials results in this sort of civil settlement from the government. It seems sort of screwed up.
The obviously correct resolution to cases like this are that the government officials involved are sent to pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison (or whatever the equivalent is for women) for a nice long time and that the financial judgments are held against them, personally, and their families.
Of course, with the IRS this would include not only Lois Lerner and the other turds at the IRS but all the way up to Barky, his treasonous DOJ and the whole lot. Prison time and personal settlements, all.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 07:28 PM (8gDQu)
If our sending atomic bomb secrets to the Soviets is ever revealed, there's a chance the government will check our current-voltage characteristics, so that little nugget must remain sealed forever.
Posted by: The Rosenbergs at November 20, 2017 07:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 07:28 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 07:29 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 07:29 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2017 07:29 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Corona at November 20, 2017 07:29 PM (88+VL)
Which right there is the strongest indictment of the present structure of "government" that could be stated.
WAR.
Burn It All Down.
Until we get to a point where we can once again Be Trusted with this information.
Posted by: Slippery Jim Di Griz at November 20, 2017 07:29 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 07:26 PM (/tuJf)
We know the end result, which is bad enough. I think if the details are ever revealed our heads will explode with rage.
For real.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ)
I wonder if Jawontayne ever considered this novel defense for armed robbery.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 07:29 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 07:30 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2017 07:28 PM (UdKB7)
We need an Assange or 4-Chan on our side to hack this slag.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:30 PM (mbhDw)
I'm betting on Rose biting on the pillow first.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 07:30 PM (6FqZa)
Oh HELL no.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 07:30 PM (W+vEI)
Mark will be on Tucker's show tonight.
These two together are awesome. And I don't mean just 2X better than each separately. Tucker & Steyn are like 10X better together.
They ought to start their own show. They'd be bigger than Rowan & Martin!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:30 PM (YUajH)
They'd be bigger than Steve & Edie.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:31 PM (YUajH)
How murderer Charles Manson and President Donald Trump used similar language to gain followers
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:25 PM (YUajH)
I'll take "What is English?" for $1000.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 07:31 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2017 07:31 PM (9TU00)
They tried it as part of the Suchet series. Miserable.
Her most brilliant twist, and it need not be a film. It would be as if a Doctor Who companion was revealed to be The Big Bad. It takes a long build up to work.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #every man a Wildcat/go KSU at November 20, 2017 07:31 PM (C8sF1)
/inb4 10 Mile Tomato poo-poos the notion that a "deep state" exists
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 07:26 PM (6FqZa)
That reminds me. I haven't seen him in a few days.
I shouldn't have said anything. I'm probably jinxing us.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 07:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 20, 2017 07:31 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 20, 2017 07:31 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ)
Sadly, this.
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 07:31 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (4Vu64)
SMFH
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (g4lFK)
That judge belongs in prison as an accessory-after-the-fact to Lerner.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (ppaKI)
who is 10 Mile Potato??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (YUajH)
In other news, I've had a horrible day, and my husband met me and my broken foot at the door and prepared me a vodka on ice.
Yay me!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (4Vu64)
As bad as Richard Speck after the sex change.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Preezy 44 at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: DaveA at November 20, 2017 07:33 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 07:33 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 07:33 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah, remember how un-outraged most of the gope cucks were at obama's IRS going after the Tea Party?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:33 PM (YUajH)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 07:26 PM (/tuJf)
Besides which, we'll assume the very worst anyway. It's kind of like the MSM omitted the ethnicity of perpetrators of crimes and terrorism. They're not fooling anybody; in the absence of clear evidence to the contrary, we assume the very things that the MSM is desperately trying to hide.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 07:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 07:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 07:33 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (4Vu64)
In general, women have a pretty good creep-radar. It is usually better tuned than gaydar, truth be told.
Trust your instincts. If the guy is a creep, you will know.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2017 07:33 PM (7UW64)
John Boner could not have cared less about what obama had the IRS do to us.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:33 PM (YUajH)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Hypocrite Chapter at November 20, 2017 07:34 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (4Vu64)
It's the purple lips and the creepy full teeth smile that isn't reflected in the eyes.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 07:34 PM (/o9Qk)
Cowards and bullies the both of them.
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (nUkMr)
I truly believe there's only one CiC that can make that dream come true.
President Donald Trump. Damn, it still feels good to type that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 07:34 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ)
Sadly, this.
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 07:31 PM (2sCft)
We can't even turn Pedo Islamd into ashes.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 07:34 PM (g4lFK)
say they've gotten enough favors. But you know how it goes. The records
get sealed, then accidentally deleted and the server accidentally dumped
into a landfill after accidentally catching on fire.
Exactly. 10 Years from now (or probably sooner) the MSM and the Left will be shrugging this off as a myth created by racist Obama-haters, just like they now say the vandalism that Clinton's team did to the Old Executive office building as they departed in 2000 never happened.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 07:34 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 07:34 PM (myWJh)
John Boner could not have cared less about what obama had the IRS do to us.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:33 PM (YUajH)
He and McConnell cheered it on. Don't kid yourself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:34 PM (mbhDw)
Ya know how her computer files just accidentally got deleted and crushed, it would be such a shame if these documents accidentally got released by someone in the govt.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2017 07:35 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (YUajH)
Shhh, everything is going just fine for now.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 07:35 PM (3myMJ)
Former IRS executive Lois G. Lerner told a federal court last week that members of her family, including "young children," face death threats and a real risk of physical harm if her explanation of the tea party targeting scandal becomes public.
And having armed agents breaking down doors in the middle of the night when children were in the homes didn't put their lives in danger?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 20, 2017 07:35 PM (lKyWE)
John Boner could not have cared less about what obama had the IRS do to us.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:33 PM (YUajH)
He and McConnell cheered it on. Don't kid yourself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:34 PM (mbhDw)
Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 07:36 PM (2sCft)
How do you deal with an amoral sociopath who begs for mercy when the tables are turned?
"Look in your heart! Look in your heart!"
"What heart?"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 07:36 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2017 07:34 PM (myWJh)
It's my foot, but thanks! I spent the entire day on it, and I now know Kroger Hell on Earth. Was close to tears I was in so much pain when I got home, and I'm not a pussy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 07:36 PM (PY9jH)
And it pisses me off that the govt. (taxpayers) have to pay this. It should be a civil suit where they have to surrender their home & everything. Or downsize their home. No luxury living.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 07:36 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: Lois Lerner and Holly Paz at November 20, 2017 07:36 PM (7ulel)
And having armed agents breaking down doors in the middle of the night when children were in the homes didn't put their lives in danger?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 20, 2017 07:35 PM (lKyWE)
Not to mention the dogs that got shot.
This, x1Million
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2017 07:36 PM (7UW64)
Some quote about the people shouldn't fear the government, the government should fear the people. And Guy Fawkes masks for everyone!
How times change
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 20, 2017 07:37 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 07:37 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (4Vu64)
I've mentioned this before, but I suffered serious abuse as a child when forced to watch an episode of The Ropers in the late 1970s.
Tambor was unbearable on it. I've never enjoyed him anything else because of it.
I later found out another reason that show sucked is that they fucked over Norman Fell and Audra Lindley. If memory serves neither of them wanted to do the spin off because Three's Company was such a huge success and they didn't want to take a chance on losing that paycheck. They were assured oh no you can come back...and then hired Don Knotts. Not Don's fault I'm sure, but that was a shit thing to do.
Both of them were great on that show and Norman Fell's breaking the Fourth Wall and grinning still kills whenever I see it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 07:37 PM (4ErVI)
-Adolf Eichmann
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 07:37 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (4Vu64)
It's the purple lips and the creepy full teeth smile that isn't reflected in the eyes.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 07:34 PM (/o9Qk)
I remember one episode of "Three's Company" in which he played a psychiatrist who Jack thought was an escaped insane criminal. He was very believable.
Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 07:37 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:33 PM (YUajH)
Orange Lush and Eddie Munster financed every fucking bit of Cock Curious's agenda.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 20, 2017 07:37 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 07:37 PM (PY9jH)
In lieu of which:
To Ace, the Cob-Loggers, and The Horde; health, long life and prosperity !
Confusion to our enemies !
*pours down a fat shot of ValuRite; glug from the Strategic Cheap Beer Reserve*
WAR !
Posted by: Slippery Jim Di Griz at November 20, 2017 07:37 PM (Ktb8D)
Yeah but he was so great on the Larry Sanders show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 07:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DaveA at November 20, 2017 07:38 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 07:38 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 07:29 PM (g4lFK)
In other contexts it's a problem with draconian punishments - the more draconian, the less likely jurors (or decision-makers generally) are prone to impose the punishment.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 07:38 PM (YqDXo)
Exactly.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 07:38 PM (/tuJf)
A federal official with a feared and powerful agency commits crimes going to the heart of the constitution and the very spirit of American governance, things never before know to have been done - and takes the 5th before Congress (itself a jaw-dropping new low), suffers no punishment, and has her crimes against the public forever sealed away from public eyes.
And the DOJ pretends to believe there is no basis for prosecution. Yet she needed to that the 5th before Congress, and is desperate to keep her deposition secret.
Oh - and meanwhile there's a "special prosecutor" appointed contrary to the governing statute, "investigating" something that if it existed would be a counter-intelligence matter not criminal (and which already was investigated), which is absurd on its face, and by the way is producing sketchy indictments of marginal figures for activities completely unrelated to the counsel's mandate.
Rule of law in the US in on life support, has been for a few years. So far the prognosis has not changed much.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 20, 2017 07:38 PM (QDnY+)
members of her family, including "young children," face death threats
and a real risk of physical harm
That wizened old scrunt is 67. Who are these "young children" and how long do they have to wait to collect Soc Sec?
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 07:39 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 07:37 PM (GsAUU)
The truth is they have absolutely nothing to fear from anyone on our side, vis a vis what happened to Steve Scalise.
Lerner is projecting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:39 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 07:34 PM (/o9Qk)
I cover their mouth in photos to see if it's an authentic smile.
Now I'm going to check his smile.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 07:39 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 07:37 PM (PY9jH)
--Indeed.
I'm even agreeing with Fuckabee right now. He is on fire.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 07:39 PM (GsAUU)
*camera pans to liftoff with Lois Learner attached to the outside of the ship"
Posted by: Cdr. Ripley at November 20, 2017 07:39 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 07:40 PM (bD2SM)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 20, 2017 07:40 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 20, 2017 07:40 PM (/aIFg)
Yay me!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (PY9jH)
Jane, I'm so sorry. How did you hurt your foot? Boot or cast?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 07:40 PM (Ri/rl)
Yeah but he was so great on the Larry Sanders show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 07:37 PM (39g3+)
--Hey now!
He actually was, but Rip Torn was funnier.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 07:40 PM (GsAUU)
I wish this was true. I wish that everything that's spilling out of her pie hole would come true exactly as she 'fears'.
That's all I want for Christmas.
If I can't get justice, which I'd prefer, I'll settle for revenge.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2017 07:40 PM (xJa6I)
'Cause them gun totin' wingers are always shooting people who piss them off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 07:40 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Jake Bell at November 20, 2017 07:41 PM (aMLJi)
There is no compelling national security or other reason for her records in this case to be sealed.
Nothing. She only wants it sealed because it is a potential H-Bomb against anything and everything leftist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:41 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Lois Lerner and Holly Paz at November 20, 2017 07:36 PM (7ulel)
I've heard liberals - including intelligent ones - argue that it is unfair to punish some people for a crime if you don't punish others who did the same thing, overlooking the fact that we don't know who those others are.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 07:41 PM (YqDXo)
Rip TOrn made that show. Shandling was funny but difficult to take for long. Tamborn, same way. But Rip Torn was hilarious and fun every scene
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 07:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:32 PM (mbhDw)
---------------------------------
So things can never be unseen.
Posted by: Javems at November 20, 2017 07:42 PM (yOqwj)
I remember Tambor first from Hill Street Blues. He was a weirdo. The character made me sick -- I was only, like 10 at the time.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:42 PM (YUajH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 20, 2017 07:43 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: HamiltonNJ at November 20, 2017 07:43 PM (sCjDS)
There is no compelling national security or other reason for her records in this case to be sealed.
Nothing. She only wants it sealed because it is a potential H-Bomb against anything and everything leftist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:41 PM (mbhDw)
They really fucked up making HIV bombs a misdemeanor.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 07:43 PM (g4lFK)
Lois Lerner is 67.
How many "young children" does she have, anyway?
Sounds like bullshit to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 07:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 07:42 PM (39g3+)
--My favorite line:
Rip Torn: "Have a Salty Dog. Drink it, you pussy!"
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 07:43 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 07:43 PM (/o9Qk)
Coulter had some good analogies regarding illegal immigration and felons who go to prison, but also happen to be parents.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 07:43 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 07:44 PM (ANIFC)
Lois Lerner is 67.
How many "young children" does she have, anyway?
Sounds like bullshit to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 07:43 PM (YqDXo)
The old tried and true hiding behind your children defense using them as a human shield.
I loath these scum.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 07:44 PM (g4lFK)
Richard Kind came along and there was no more need for Tambor in hollywood. Yet he was still cast in roles.
Richard Kind is actually talented.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:44 PM (YUajH)
Well, ya better getcha some armed guards, or bouncers to protect ya & stay off the internet.
I agree there will be a backlash, and I don't want violence, but there are measures she can take, that'll cost her. Or she can move somewhere...witness protection. Oh, is that incovenient? Good. You inconvenienced a lot of peeps and should be in jail. So suck it up Buttercup.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 07:44 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 07:43 PM (/o9Qk)
Preach it!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2017 07:45 PM (xJa6I)
Didn't help the Rosenbergs, though.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 07:45 PM (YqDXo)
The obviously correct resolution to cases like this are that the government officials involved are sent to pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison (or whatever the equivalent is for women) for a nice long time and that the financial judgments are held against them, personally, and their families.
Of course, with the IRS this would include not only Lois Lerner and the other turds at the IRS but all the way up to Barky, his treasonous DOJ and the whole lot. Prison time and personal settlements, all.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 07:28 PM (8gDQu)
-
This!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 20, 2017 07:45 PM (+ldAm)
wtf? -- "and its ham-and-egg employees?" Obama's net neutrality and spell checkers are evil and wrong.
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 07:45 PM (bD2SM)
No appropriate for deplorable ears. I can say if this dhit goes on long enough people will get angry. Then all bets are off. Trump isn't enough at this point.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 20, 2017 07:45 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 07:44 PM (ANIFC)
Yes.....we need that to happen ASAP.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2017 07:46 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 07:46 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 07:40 PM (Ri/rl)
Was leaving the memorial service for one of my oldest friends in ATL, and was in the couple's house all afternoon and evening helping with the food.
We were staying with ATL friends, and as we walked in the dark to our friends' car, I twisted my foot (was wearing a platform sandal) on the uneven ground. I felt the bone break.
Anyhow, I'm in a walking cast, but I've been on my feet non-stop and am cooking Thanksgiving dinner here for nine of us. Anything to avoid the ATL in-laws.
Husband informed me tonight that his aunt (our favorite, and the only conservative in his family) is in the hospital tonight with pneumonia. So now we're waiting to see what happens.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 07:46 PM (PY9jH)
"Lois G. Lerner told a federal court last week that members of her family, including "young children,"
Recall that Lois Lerner, while at the FEC, interrogated people on the contents of their prayers (under oath, on the record IIRC) --- and *then* marvel at her own demands for privacy.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 07:46 PM (W+vEI)
Old Man Balls occur because there's no more muscle down there keeping everything tight.
Their PELVIC FLOOR has turned to mush.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:46 PM (YUajH)
Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 07:44 PM (ANIFC)
Yes.....we need that to happen ASAP.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2017 07:46 PM (nUkMr)
--Oh, I have no doubt Assange's team is on the case.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 07:46 PM (GsAUU)
Only we the TAXPAYER will pay the fines...
/spit...
How the F is that Justice?
Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at November 20, 2017 07:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 07:47 PM (14URa)
http://bit.ly/2mMhZyE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 20, 2017 07:43 PM (Nwg0u)
That's funny.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 07:47 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2017 07:47 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: rifraf at November 20, 2017 07:47 PM (RiEBD)
Notice we have no "leakers" in the DoJ on "our" side?
If we had leakers, we'd know the testimony by now.
But the DoJ is lousy with obama's people.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:48 PM (YUajH)
Posted by: ShainS at November 20, 2017 07:48 PM (BiLU+)
Their PELVIC FLOOR has turned to mush.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:46 PM (YUajH)
Is there a kegel exercise for dudes?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 07:48 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Minuteman at November 20, 2017 07:48 PM (ZowdV)
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2017 07:48 PM (1yJyi)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:49 PM (YUajH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 20, 2017 07:49 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:46 PM (YUajH)
Kegels
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 07:49 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 20, 2017 07:49 PM (IWbvi)
Obama or Hillary? Hillary or Obama? Hmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (YqDXo)
I figure it shores up the base a little, a shot in the arm when we are feeling a little flagged. But I think it puts a target on those on the list and might give Kennedy second thoughts about retiring, or encourage people to talk him out of it. Certainly will strengthen RBG's resolve. She'll down another pint of virgin blood.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 07:43 PM (/o9Qk)
Funny ain't it... how the same people who say I am guilty because someone White once did some bad stuff...
Say THEIR children must be protected from the Consequences of THEIR actions....
So my SON, the TAXPAYER... pays the 'settlement'... where she and her family not only gets off scott free... but we have to keep paying her retirement????
Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (NgKpN)
That's the beauty part: Both men & women can do kegels!
Same dealio -- you exercise the muscle that turns off your peepee flow.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (YUajH)
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 07:47 PM (14URa)
Turtle soup doesn't really fit for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (60v4h)
This mega-scandal ranks right up with the others - State Dept. crime wave, Uranium One. In fact in some ways it "outranks" them - the conscious weaponization of govt. against the citizenry, with almost certainly approval to the very top, and slimy indifference by the political "opposition".
The most powerful and important arms of the US govt. retain all their power, but have lost a great deal of their legitimacy. I don't see anyone on the scene who seems to care or is up to trying to fix it, either.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 07:49 PM (/o9Qk)
'Xactly.
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: CaliGirl<<<
I'm thinking the prostate can only take so much abuse. And then there are the Japanese. hmm.
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 07:51 PM (bD2SM)
Heh, speaking of leakers....
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:51 PM (YUajH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 07:51 PM (BoMuO)
Pelvic Mush was recalled. Pretty sure there's a class action lawsuit going for those with complications.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 07:51 PM (DCjc7)
I figure it shores up the base a little, a shot in the arm when we are feeling a little flagged. But I think it puts a target on those on the list and might give Kennedy second thoughts about retiring, or encourage people to talk him out of it. Certainly will strengthen RBG's resolve. She'll down another pint of virgin blood.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (BoMuO)
Its a reminder of the ONLY time the Senate did what he asked...
Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at November 20, 2017 07:51 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 07:46 PM (PY9jH)
I'm so sorry my friend. Prayers for you and your aunt. I hope you are able to elevate your foot and stay off of it. Also Ice if appropriate.
I've tripped on wedges walking on nothing. It happens.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 07:51 PM (Ri/rl)
Which makes the DOJ the same as the entire Executive Branch.
It is self-aware. It senses threats, and responds accordingly.
It's loyalty is to itself, not any one person.
It measures the worth of every person solely on the threat/non-threat axis.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 20, 2017 07:51 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2017 07:47 PM (UdKB7)
Of course not. I didn't see anyone advocate that. We DO reject her bullshit excuse for why her crimes should remain hidden, however.
Does anyone seriously think that she or her family are actually in danger? We're not leftists.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 07:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 07:52 PM (rYd6u)
I figure it shores up the base a little, a shot in the arm when we are feeling a little flagged. But I think it puts a target on those on the list and might give Kennedy second thoughts about retiring, or encourage people to talk him out of it. Certainly will strengthen RBG's resolve. She'll down another pint of virgin blood.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (BoMuO)
I thought it was a hint something's coming. Probably Kennedy. Possibly Thomas? I actually think Thomas should think about it because he's getting old and we need someone younger in there. Nothing against him at all I just want the judiciary locked up tight.
I saw one of the new names clerked for David Souter and I made a noise like Dracula seeing a cross.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 07:52 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 07:53 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 20, 2017 07:53 PM (89T5c)
ot for you bingers, the Durrells in Corfu is damn good and some of the best writing I have seen in a long long time. on amazon.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2017 07:53 PM (r+sAi)
I saw Pelvic Floor open for The Wall tour in '79 at the Garden.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:53 PM (mbhDw)
Same dealio -- you exercise the muscle that turns off your peepee flow.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (YUajH)
Smart military blog, the stuff I learn here.
I really didn't know men should do kegels as well as women.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 07:53 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2017 07:53 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 20, 2017 07:53 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2017 07:53 PM (aC6Sd)
I figure it shores up the base a little, a shot in the arm when we are feeling a little flagged. But I think it puts a target on those on the list and might give Kennedy second thoughts about retiring, or encourage people to talk him out of it. Certainly will strengthen RBG's resolve. She'll down another pint of virgin blood.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (BoMuO)
Ever box/watch boxing?
It's a jab. It straightens up the opponent, and makes him leery of being too aggressive.
It's of a piece with the Tweets. Think cat/laser pointer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 07:54 PM (YqDXo)
Lerner's "defense/explanation" is merely projection. See: Scalise, Steve.
PS: Do we know anything more about the Vegas shooting???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)
It I was going to shoot up a Country Music concert and leave a stiff patsy enigma like Stephen Paddock in the room, I'd stoke the Alex Jones engines early.
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 07:54 PM (vDqXW)
There's a big part in Puzo's "The Godfather" novel that never made it into the movie -- it's about a woman's pelvic floor.
The character, Lucy Mancini, made it into the movie, but only as Connie's bridesmaid who gets pumped by Sonny.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:54 PM (YUajH)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 07:54 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 07:54 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 07:54 PM (/o9Qk)
Zackly. They think we would behave like they would.
Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2017 07:55 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 07:55 PM (rYd6u)
Of course it is. What did people think "Drain the Swamp" was all about?
It's taken decades to get to this point where the permanent and very liberal bureaucracy was actually running huge parts of our lives, maybe more than any other branch, and it is going to take more than a year to get out of it.
I'm actually surprised at how fast its going not that they are fighting back.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 07:55 PM (/tuJf)
--Please, let that hard rain come.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 07:55 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 07:23 PM (60v4h)
UniParty under Obamao leadership was behind her 100%.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 20, 2017 07:55 PM (IWbvi)
There's a big part in Puzo's "The Godfather" novel that never made it into the movie -- it's about a woman's pelvic floor.
The character, Lucy Mancini, made it into the movie, but only as Connie's bridesmaid who gets pumped by Sonny.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:54 PM (YUajH)
All I remember from that segment of the novel was the term "crawly fluid."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: geoffb at November 20, 2017 07:55 PM (zOpu5)
What's sad is that I learned everything I know about female biology from reading The Godfather.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:55 PM (YUajH)
I think Thomas already said he would retire within the next 4 years regardless of who was elected. It is one of the things that sealed my vote for Trump. But I think Kennedy is a sure thing after this term. Unless.....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 07:56 PM (BoMuO)
Lerner's "defense/explanation" is merely projection. See: Scalise, Steve.
PS: Do we know anything more about the Vegas shooting???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)
Interesting revelations coming out of Saudi Arabia. I shit you not.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 07:56 PM (g4lFK)
Cause I forgot the other one's name.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 07:56 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: One good French idea at November 20, 2017 07:56 PM (/zwDg)
Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2017 07:56 PM (zLDYs)
---
Unfortunately, I believe her. Death threats do not seem to have an affinity.
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 07:56 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: LASue at November 20, 2017 07:56 PM (hZ+us)
It is one profitable, incestuous circle that has been the active enemy of the poor and the middle class the whole world over."
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 07:57 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2017 07:57 PM (7ulel)
Lerner's "defense/explanation" is merely projection. See: Scalise, Steve.
PS: Do we know anything more about the Vegas shooting???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)
Interesting revelations coming out of Saudi Arabia. I shit you not.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 07:56 PM (g4lFK)
I wonder if PDT sent "advisors" to the Prince before the mass arrests.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:57 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 07:57 PM (4Vu64)
Last thread, made a post about the Health Premiums. Got willowed.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 07:38 PM (4Vu64)
Actually, for two families those premiums are probably correct, especially for a rural area. Had the kid not left the plan this year, premiums would have been $27,500 for the year. Now, if the church is covering the deductible, then you are adding another $9-$14K per year.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 20, 2017 07:57 PM (WVeiZ)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 07:57 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 20, 2017 07:57 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:55 PM (YUajH)
It's about making them an offer they can't refuse.
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 20, 2017 07:58 PM (2sCft)
Cheap, quick and energy efficient.
Posted by: One good French idea at November 20, 2017 07:56 PM (/zwDg)
Gravity can be your friend.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:58 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: rhomboid "
Who needs legitimacy when you've got SWAT teams ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 20, 2017 07:58 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 20, 2017 07:58 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2017 07:57 PM (7ulel)
You do realize that we, the Tax payers, are still paying her retirement?
/spit
Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at November 20, 2017 07:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 07:52 PM (4ErVI)
The only way that person could be acceptable would be in possession of a tape arguing with that cocksucker over Kelo followed immediately by a resignation.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 20, 2017 07:58 PM (y7DUB)
Women pee when they laugh, our balls end up at our knees.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 07:58 PM (BoMuO)
Don't these obama leftist shits remind you of the Palestinians?
They do Evil, and then they cry victim when they get caught or retaliated against.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:58 PM (YUajH)
It wasn't sexual harrassment, so no one cares.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 07:58 PM (oVJmc)
Them old man balls
They don't say nothin'
They itch like somethin'
But they just keep rollin' along
They're big as tators
They're fuzzy as cotton
The man that drags 'em
Is soon forgotten
But the old man's balls
They just keep rollin'
They keep on rollin' along
Posted by: Zombie Paul Robeson at November 20, 2017 07:59 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 07:59 PM (2sCft)
Is there a kegel exercise for dudes?
Yes!
They're called.....
Kegels.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:49 PM (YUajH)
Jelqing
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 07:59 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (YUajH)
Yup...I am doing some now as I read the blog.
ahhhhhhhhh........grunt......ahhhhhhhh.....grunt
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2017 07:59 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2017 07:47 PM (UdKB7)
They certainly deserve to have every cent taken away from them that they got from Lois during her crime spree in the government (including interest and gigantic penalties). They certainly deserve to be shunned and kept away from decent society. That they deserve.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 07:59 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 08:00 PM (3myMJ)
She knows she's not going to get a René Boucher going after her, although that would be the least of what she deserves.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 08:00 PM (/qEW2)
It wasn't sexual harrassment, so no one cares.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 07:58 PM (oVJmc)
Not yet anyways. Give it a few years..
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 08:00 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2017 08:01 PM (IqV8l)
Hang the Stasi bitch.
Posted by: LGoPs at November 20, 2017 08:01 PM (7BD9b)
It wasn't sexual harrassment, so no one cares.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 07:58 PM (oVJmc)
Not yet anyways. Give it a few years..
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 08:00 PM (g4lFK)
50 or so if the FBI missed something...
You know... like the JFK docs...
Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at November 20, 2017 08:01 PM (NgKpN)
The dog? I thought the dog eater left the White House.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:01 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2017 07:47 PM (UdKB7)
Sure, how much time is she doing? I'm not calling for anything but when you continue to hide what happened, then don't cry because you are using your family as human shields.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 20, 2017 08:01 PM (WVeiZ)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:01 PM (GsAUU)
That's quite the powerful admission of guilt. And a plea.
Out of the kindness of my heart, I would mercifully lock them up for their own protection.
Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2017 08:02 PM (H0quv)
Posted by: LASue at November 20, 2017 08:02 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 08:02 PM (3myMJ)
---------
Well, no, but it wasn't terrorism.
Posted by: Weasel at November 20, 2017 08:02 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU)
I figure it shores up the base a little, a shot in the arm when we are feeling a little flagged. But I think it puts a target on those on the list and might give Kennedy second thoughts about retiring, or encourage people to talk him out of it. Certainly will strengthen RBG's resolve. She'll down another pint of virgin blood.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 07:50 PM (BoMuO)
Is his sister on this list?! I bet she is! We all know that's who he wants on SCOTUS!!!!
/dumbass
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 08:03 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 08:03 PM (YUajH)
The American Institute of Tzompantli Professionals
(AITP) has announced an initiative to provide a "distinguished position"
to Ms. Lois Lerner and a number of her colleagues.
Posted by: Miklos, cultural appropriator par excellance at November 20, 2017 08:03 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Weasel at November 20, 2017 08:02 PM (Sfs6o)
Are you sure?
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 20, 2017 08:03 PM (WVeiZ)
Posted by: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. at November 20, 2017 08:03 PM (AoK0a)
dem Old Man Test-es
dey must know somethin
but they don't say nothin'
dey just keeps rollin' along'
Posted by: Porgy at November 20, 2017 08:04 PM (X/d2R)
Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 07:22 PM (aT+Bx)"
That was definitely worthy of "First" status. The lesson to be learned here is that if you don't want to do the time, don't do the crime. It really is that simple unless someone was literally holding a gun up to your head. (or a bomb, or your threatened family/loved ones)
Because if it's just a case of having cash waved in your face and/or hating your political opponents, then you deserve what you get. Actions have consequences, princess...even if your side of the aisle has been working diligently to avoid them. "Karma" isn't just a cute little saying to comfort yourself when someone hurts your delicate feefees.
Am I mad? Nah, bra...my schadenboner is DIAMONDS.
And Lois, honey...if your family was threatened, then all you have to do is say so. Right wingers tend to be actually sympathetic about such things and acknowledge innocent family victims. In short, we aren't YOU.
Posted by: Saber Alter at November 20, 2017 08:04 PM (YZ7Go)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:04 PM (GsAUU)
Wha? Have another drink.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:04 PM (BoMuO)
Lerner's "defense/explanation" is merely projection. See: Scalise, Steve.
PS: Do we know anything more about the Vegas shooting???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)
Interesting revelations coming out of Saudi Arabia. I shit you not.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 07:56 PM (g4lFK)
I wonder if PDT sent "advisors" to the Prince before the mass arrests.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:57 PM (mbhDw)
The money laundering is going to be connected to the Clonton Crime Family and Lord knows who else.
Also there is something about a Saudi Prince was in Vegas at the time. There is new footage of what looks like snipers/shooters on top of RV's
We will never know the truth except it was a shitshow filled with death and misery.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 08:05 PM (g4lFK)
'Old Man Test-es
dem Old Man Test-es
dey must know somethin
but they don't say nothin'
dey just keeps rollin' along'
Posted by: Porgy at November 20, 2017 08:04 PM (X/d2R)
Is you is or is you ain't my bullocks
Posted by: Charm of old Charleston at November 20, 2017 08:05 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 08:05 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU)
Wish I was a lezzy....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 08:05 PM (mbhDw)
Wha? Have another drink.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:04 PM (BoMuO)
See the "/dumbass"
I'm clearly mocking.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 08:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Return of the Archons episode.
Is this the 'Heroes' network?
It's supposedly available in my area, but I can't pick it up on my antenna.
I'm not sure if the station is actually in operation or just on paper.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 08:05 PM (oVJmc)
Their PELVIC FLOOR has turned to mush.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:46 PM (YUajH)
Is there a kegel exercise for dudes?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 07:48 PM (Ri/rl)
========
I think you people are confusing the kegel muscle with the cremaster muscle.
Matthew Barney did a whole series of sexy art films about the latter.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 08:05 PM (/qEW2)
Exactly. There has to be some strong disincentives. I don't see any. I see taxpayers taking it up the duff once again.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 08:05 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 20, 2017 08:06 PM (EzdLW)
It's taken decades to get to this point where the permanent and very liberal bureaucracy was actually running huge parts of our lives, maybe more than any other branch, and it is going to take more than a year to get out of it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 07:55 PM (/tuJf)
It's like philosophical crabgrass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 08:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 08:06 PM (bD2SM)
Posted by: Elena Kegel at November 20, 2017 08:07 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:07 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 08:07 PM (q237g)
It's like philosophical crabgrass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 08:06 PM (YqDXo)
Minus "grass."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 08:07 PM (mbhDw)
Obama or Hillary? Hillary or Obama? Hmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I say Donny Two Scoops deserves a two-turkey Thanksgiving.
Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2017 08:07 PM (H0quv)
FESTIVAL!
* strips of remaining clothing and starts breaking windows *
Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2017 08:07 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:08 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 08:08 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: ryukyu at November 20, 2017 08:08 PM (12Vsr)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 20, 2017 08:08 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 08:08 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:08 PM (GsAUU)
At this rate some Clinton/Obama stay-behinds might actually retire early.
Posted by: DaveA at November 20, 2017 08:09 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 08:09 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: LASue at November 20, 2017 08:09 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy "
Yeah, this too.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 20, 2017 08:10 PM (Ktb8D)
Sorry. I thought the dumbass thing was aimed at me. Most of the time it is appropriate, but I couldn't figure in that instance. That being said, time for SoCo and Nog.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:10 PM (BoMuO)
I am not in the mood for the Turkey Pardon this year.
Let's do pies instead.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos
I pardon the rhubarb pie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2017 08:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:10 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2017 08:10 PM (1yJyi)
Posted by: Iblis at November 20, 2017 08:10 PM (kuPZw)
I gotta admit, I'm kind of impressed. Drawing a giant dick in the sky with a jet is a hell of lot better than a Rothko.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 08:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2017 08:11 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Haughty British Horse Woman at November 20, 2017 08:11 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 08:08 PM (4ErVI)
Bunch of mooks. We don't pay mooks.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2017 08:11 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 08:11 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 08:11 PM (NaJ8j)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
I think that that's exactly what happened.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 08:12 PM (YqDXo)
Sorry. I thought the dumbass thing was aimed at me. Most of the time it is appropriate, but I couldn't figure in that instance. That being said, time for SoCo and Nog.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:10 PM (BoMuO
Dumbass
Go have your drink
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 08:12 PM (z/Ubi)
I gotta admit, I'm kind of impressed. Drawing a giant dick in the sky with a jet is a hell of lot better than a Rothko.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 08:11 PM (/tuJf)
I thought it looked like an Arby's logo
Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 08:12 PM (ANIFC)
Let's do pies instead.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos
I pardon the rhubarb pie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2017 08:10 PM (IqV8l)
Me too. Especially if the other pie is pumpkin.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 08:12 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 08:13 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 08:09 PM (60v4h)
We need to Kefauver Commission the SEIU, as a Communist- and/or organized crime-infested organization.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 08:13 PM (YqDXo)
I will say they must have been bad this year overall because they are having a re-rating this week.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 08:13 PM (60v4h)
268 Lois was assured that the baggers were too dumb to figure out her
game and Hillary would win, so nobody would ever find out.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
I think that that's exactly what happened.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 08:12 PM (YqDXo)
Events, dear girls, events!
Posted by: Prime Minister Yogi Berra at November 20, 2017 08:13 PM (zCyNd)
Hmm. I wish we'd thought of that. I mean, we just keep it from the peasants; but among ourselves, we love a good joke. But that one really takes balls.
Posted by: Banana Republics Everywhere at November 20, 2017 08:14 PM (H8S+R)
I could totally see that....
-
Can't Drive Hunnert 'n Five
- Sammy Hagar
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 20, 2017 08:14 PM (Nwg0u)
Accusations against Republicans: Withdraw! Resign! Prison!
Actual crimes by Democrats: Can I give you a back rub?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 08:14 PM (KrEO+)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at November 20, 2017 08:14 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:14 PM (BoMuO)
Fuck, I am pissed.
Drain that swamp, and build that fucking wall!
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:14 PM (GsAUU)
I'd rate that pilot as top 1% in airmanship and spatial awareness, and bottom 50% in judgement.
Did he think no one would notice?
Sqdn Commander to pilot: "This is a one-way discussion, and you are on receive." **Dope slap** "Why did you not skywrite above a 10/10 low stratus layer? Why? "
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2017 08:14 PM (hyuyC)
Let's not lose sight of the fact that this was obama. Lerner was just obama's minion, doing his evil illegal anti-American bidding to get her master reelected in 2012.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 08:14 PM (YUajH)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:15 PM (GsAUU)
I've detailed it here once or twice, so not gonna bore folks again.
Let's just say that...my company is fucked.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 08:15 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Lois Lerner et al. at November 20, 2017 08:15 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Pete Seria, The Marquess of Kingsbury at November 20, 2017 08:15 PM (lJW6d)
I read that as "dating our boss".
(All the sex reporting has skewed my brain.)
My first thought was "they can do that?"
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 08:16 PM (4Vu64)
National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster trashed President Trump at a dinner in July with Oracle CEO Safra Catz mocking his intelligence, five sources told Buzzfeed in a report published on Monday.
McMaster reportedly called Trump an idiot and a dope with the intelligence of a kindergartner according to the sources, four of whom told Buzzfeed they spoke with Catz directly.
Catz said the conversation was so inappropriate that it was jaw-dropping, one source said.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 08:16 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 08:16 PM (X/d2R)
Planning and waypoints in the computer or free hand?
Make 1 circle, fly off, hold thumb upto canopy and squint to line up.
Posted by: DaveA at November 20, 2017 08:16 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Puzo could write a hella good novel though. The Sicilian was fantastic and The Last Don was really good considering what going on Hollywood with sex stuff everywhere today.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 08:16 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: L. Lerner at November 20, 2017 08:16 PM (zCyNd)
Fuck, I am pissed.
Drain that swamp, and build that fucking wall!
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:14 PM (GsAUU)
Scanning the headlines over the weekend, one was led to believe the agent died in an accident. No mention of them being attacked.
Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 08:16 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Olsen at November 20, 2017 08:17 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:17 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 08:17 PM (4ZKcy)
Thomas Aquinas said yes, as long as the bad is not a means to the good. And it is by no means certain that what she claims to fear will happen.
She and the Obama administration need to be publically shamed. People need to be aware of these things to increase their swamp vigilance.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 08:17 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:17 PM (GsAUU)
Let's just say that...my company is fucked.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 08:15 PM (/o9Qk)
Do you work for Tesla? New York Times? ESPN?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 08:18 PM (3nbfz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:14 PM (BoMuO)
With a hat on it.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 08:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Achmed Dirka-Dirka at November 20, 2017 08:18 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
Actually the Amazon logo is very phalllic like. Just curvy, and eager looking.
Posted by: Pete Seria, The Marquess of Kingsbury at November 20, 2017 08:18 PM (lJW6d)
That wizened old scrunt is 67. Who are these "young children" and how long do they have to wait to collect Soc Sec?
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 07:39 PM (LAe3v)
Everyone knows you go after the grandkids first
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 08:18 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 08:13 PM (3myMJ)
I figure it's just the backlot.
Anything is better than Star Trek Discovery (STD). I guess the last episode had a soft porn scene with a Klingon and human.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 20, 2017 08:18 PM (WVeiZ)
Fuck, I am pissed.
Drain that swamp, and build that fucking wall!
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:14 PM (GsAUU)
The grandson of church friends of ours is a Border Patrol agent in that area.
During the Age of Obama, he told them about finding prayer rugs and korans abandoned in the desert. Tonight before dinner, my husband and I remembered to include the Border Patrol in our prayers for our troops, police, and fire fighters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 08:19 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: freaked
I say they can be on probation. We can see how they turn out, then decide.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 20, 2017 08:19 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Wicked Witch of the West at November 20, 2017 08:19 PM (bc2Lc)
contents of their prayers (under oath, on the record IIRC) --- and
*then* marvel at her own demands for privacy.
--
I'm Your Better. The same rules don't apply.
Posted by: Lois G. Lerner, God-Queen at November 20, 2017 08:19 PM (aT+Bx)
It was almost a warm and fuzzy thought there, for one fleeting micro-second.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2017 08:19 PM (QzJWU)
Well in 2013, the company and my VP fucked me over hardcore, so I went into shutdown Peter Gibbons mode. When my review came around, I said that there was nothing I would change and that my performance was stellar.
Funny thing is. after that, they had no more self-reviews. I doubt I had anything to do with it, but it was amusing.
Then they promoted me. I worked hard again until they fucked me over a second time a couple of months ago. I'm back in Peter Gibbons mode. I'm figuring I did about 15 minutes of actual work today.
I should be VP by next summer if things follow the same pattern.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 08:19 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:14 PM (BoMuO)
With a hat on it.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 08:18 PM (z/Ubi)
The plot of a great episode of "King of Queens"
Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 08:19 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 20, 2017 08:19 PM (bPVFb)
2A Prayer wheel rolling for you at a Standard bell. Prayers ascending as we speak.
FWIW, my observation is that actual good management is rare. This despite billons spent on education, seminars and careful selection. Adjust your expectations, if needed.
My line is "No matter how elite the organization, there is a finite amount of stupidity."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2017 08:19 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2017 08:19 PM (1yJyi)
But it's the Pelvic Mush that's gonna drive you insaaaaane!
Let's do the boob grope again! Let's do the boob grope again!
Posted by: Al Frank-N-Furter at November 20, 2017 08:20 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Shep Smith at November 20, 2017 08:20 PM (IgKuW)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 08:13 PM (3myMJ)
It was shot at Gower/Paramount in around '66-'67.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)
Dose ol' man testes
Dey mus'know sumpin'
But don't say nuthin',
Dey jes'keeps rollin'
Dey keeps on rollin' along.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 20, 2017 08:20 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 08:20 PM (4XCge)
Ya'll behave.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 08:20 PM (PY9jH)
-Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:15 PM (GsAUU)
Because he talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 20, 2017 08:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:21 PM (GsAUU)
Jose is pissing me off. Jose is on Tucker's show right now.
Posted by: weirdflunky
Tucker should hit him with hose B.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2017 08:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 08:20 PM (4XCge)
The man in the Yellow Hat from the Curious George books.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2017 08:21 PM (nUkMr)
Well damn. Cat's Ass Trophy and I came up with the same thought at the same time. Now it's got to go through interference proceedings at the AoSHQ patent office. Years of litigation ahead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 08:21 PM (3nbfz)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 20, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at November 20, 2017 08:22 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: josephistan
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Well, if it's a penis that looks somewhat like a 10-gallon hat, then it's probably something that I posed for.
Not bragging, of course. Just sharing information.
Posted by: RKae at November 20, 2017 08:23 PM (NMr2n)
Don't worry girls we keep peasants in their place.
Posted by: Joey swimming nake in front of SS Women at November 20, 2017 08:23 PM (2DYky)
I'm sorry, you don't accidentally drive 120mph.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:23 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 08:19 PM (PY9jH)
--Wow.
The Left loves pimping poor mamacita, but Abdul the Goatfucker is right behind her.
The Donald could have 2020 sewn up if he gets a chunk of that wall done.
Hello, White House, free political advice!!
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:23 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 07:56 PM (BoMuO)
Ruthie takes the long nap during the next SOTU address.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 20, 2017 08:24 PM (IWbvi)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 08:24 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 08:24 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 20, 2017 08:24 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 08:24 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 20, 2017 08:24 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Depends on what song is playing.
Posted by: RKae at November 20, 2017 08:25 PM (NMr2n)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 08:25 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Ricky Bobby at November 20, 2017 08:25 PM (1yJyi)
I'm sorry, you don't accidentally drive 120mph.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:23 PM (BoMuO)
I'm going with she had to take a dump, which she will not admit in a public statement because women don't poop.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 08:26 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 20, 2017 08:26 PM (kufk0)
We Have The Meats! -- Arby's
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 20, 2017 08:24 PM (EzdLW)
Meat and Malice
- - Ace Burgers
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 08:26 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 08:26 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Portia De Rossi at November 20, 2017 08:27 PM (JPjN1)
Posted by: Open minded Rino at November 20, 2017 08:27 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 20, 2017 08:24 PM (IWbvi)
Elena and Sonia take a camping trip and put Ruthie in the trunk and through a wacky turn of events do a Thelma and Louise into the Grand Canyon.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 08:27 PM (4ErVI)
He got a white guy DC Councilman to apologize for Marion Barry on his show.
*slow clap*
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)
Dose ol' man testes
Dey mus'know sumpin'
But don't say nuthin',
Dey jes'keeps rollin'
Dey keeps on rollin' along.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 20, 2017 08:20 PM (Nwg0u)
From prior posts it sounds like this should say:
Dey jes keeps droopin'
Dey keeps on droopin' real low
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 08:27 PM (4Vu64)
Ruthie takes the long nap during the next SOTU address.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 20, 2017 08:24 PM (IWbvi)
You'll know when a brace of birds are seen hanging in her chambers.
Posted by: Short-term Art Historian at November 20, 2017 08:27 PM (zCyNd)
I'm sorry, you don't accidentally drive 120mph.
----- (pixy says 'long strings of unbroken text are annoying)
Lexus
Mercedes, maybe
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 08:27 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 20, 2017 08:28 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 08:28 PM (sdi6R)
[ ] Rights of law-abiding citizens
[ ] Safety concerns of government employees who are totes fine breaking the law while knowing they believe in imaginary things like ghosts, Bigfoot, butt-rapin' aliens, and death via law abiding citizens they targeted.
Pick one.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 20, 2017 08:28 PM (8Zprg)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 08:19 PM (/o9Qk)
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Your story sounds just like mine. And, I am now a Senior VP.
Chairman of the Board no longer seems unattainable.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 08:28 PM (BgC3U)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2017 08:28 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 20, 2017 08:28 PM (3BFzK)
I like the way you are thinking. Rigor of the SCOTUS would go up an awful lot. They may even use the Constitution if that happened.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2017 08:29 PM (hyuyC)
When Ace says he "makes jerky"... he aint talking bout snack foods... IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 08:29 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2017 08:29 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 08:26 PM (g4lFK)
I admit I was gobsmacked the first time I saw a female taking a dump. I can't even remember who it was. I think I developed a mental block.
Up until them I thought all women had a separate circulatory system but for poop and that it was just gradually dissolved away with enzymes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 08:29 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 08:29 PM (4ZKcy)
Mercedes, maybe
Says she was driving a Caddy. Basically a shit-box Chevy with angles. So it would have been all shaky.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:29 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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*snap!*
That's it! A great name for a chain of urban burger joints: HoboBurger.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 08:30 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2017 08:30 PM (H0quv)
While copping to him having "rougue-ish qualities."
Uh huh. Sure. Barry is the guy who commented about a friend's son being murdered inside a Dc Starbucks as proof that he's getting crime off the streets.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 08:30 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rickl
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My fuckin' Corolla goes all over the road if I get it over 55 in the rain.
Brand new tires, and it still does it.
I hate this damned car.
Posted by: RKae at November 20, 2017 08:30 PM (NMr2n)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:31 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 20, 2017 08:31 PM (3BFzK)
I know! Hackers!
Posted by: t-bird
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RUSSIANS!
(We know how THEY drive!)
Posted by: RKae at November 20, 2017 08:31 PM (NMr2n)
Posted by: Infidel
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The Party. First and foremost, The Party!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 08:31 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 08:32 PM (4ZKcy)
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Lexus
Mercedes, maybe
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 08:27 PM (4XCge)
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I drive, but do not own, a Hyundai Genesis Ultimate 5.0. I have caught myself at 110 without even feeling it on long, sparsely trafficked stretches.
Almost scary.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 08:32 PM (BgC3U)
Dey keeps on droopin' real low
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 08:27 PM (4Vu64)
Swing low, sweet sacks o' sweetness
Gotta call me one o' dem ho's
Posted by: The Song of the South at November 20, 2017 08:32 PM (zCyNd)
Audi 5000
But officier, I was pressing on the brake as hard as I could and the car just kept going faster and faster.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 08:32 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Infidel
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Is it his dealer?
Posted by: RKae at November 20, 2017 08:32 PM (NMr2n)
My thoughts are on why she really wants her testimony to be sealed. A guess would suggest that she admitted to only a small portion of what she was doing, and if someone unfriendly to her still at the IRS has an idea of all she did, and some of it is missing from her testimony...then she is open to contempt of court...
Posted by: Orson at November 20, 2017 08:32 PM (FLJWK)
now that they are the majority want to bury this, let that sink in.
They are actively working against their base and they hate us and they
think we are stupid.
--
Primary.
Every.
Last.
One.
of
The.
Swamp.
Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 08:33 PM (aT+Bx)
I LOVE that episode! It stressed how you've got to obey the will of your leaders.
Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 20, 2017 08:33 PM (/qEW2)
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Pro tip.
Get a glass top coffee table
Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at November 20, 2017 08:33 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:31 PM (GsAUU)
How local? Within say a two foot radius?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 08:33 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: rickl
********************
That comes from living in BigCity.
A Kansas highway with few cars and you'll be doing 80 without a thought.
Posted by: gNewt at November 20, 2017 08:33 PM (2DYky)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 08:33 PM (dKiJG)
Open the first one in Boulder
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:33 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2017 08:29 PM (QCc6B)
Asked for it in writing he did.
Then she did.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 20, 2017 08:34 PM (IWbvi)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 08:32 PM (4ZKcy)
--Seriously, that brought back memories of my time in the DC Metro area.
I feel like a de-lousing.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:34 PM (GsAUU)
Pardon the Marion Barry Pie this Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 20, 2017 08:34 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Infidel
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Is it his dealer?
Posted by: RKae at November 20, 2017 08:32 PM (NMr2n)
A severe guilt ridden case of Titanium White Syndrome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 08:34 PM (3/sUh)
Impeachable offense.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:34 PM (nuTTf)
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Apologize? It was an Hagiography!
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Hypocrite Chapter at November 20, 2017 08:34 PM (2X7pN)
Bullshit. I have made that drive on 35 many times. Even at 2am there is some asshole doing 70 in the left lane.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:35 PM (BoMuO)
My wife uses so much paper that she clogs every toilet every time.
It's like she's a saboteur in my house.
Posted by: RKae at November 20, 2017 08:35 PM (NMr2n)
Posted by: gNewt at November 20, 2017 08:35 PM (2DYky)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 08:35 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2017 08:29 PM (QCc6B)
The one thing the Trump election did was to expose the GOP for the fraud it is and how much they are in bed with the Dems
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 08:35 PM (SiINZ)
Same here. They only know corruption there.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 08:35 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 20, 2017 08:36 PM (vWMNq)
Governmental client seeks alligators. Must be willing to relocate to US/Mexico border.
Applicants with own lasers or equivalent experience preferred.
Posted by: GSA contractor at November 20, 2017 08:36 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 08:36 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2017 08:36 PM (dZ756)
Bullshit. I have made that drive on 35 many times. Even at 2am there is some asshole doing 70 in the left lane.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:35 PM (BoMuO)
The Toll road.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 08:36 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 08:37 PM (4ZKcy)
I really need to have a talk with her.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow's Pimp Hand at November 20, 2017 08:37 PM (Tyii7)
My wife uses so much paper that she clogs every toilet every time.
It's like she's a saboteur in my house.
Posted by: RKae at November 20, 2017 08:35 PM (NMr2n)
3 squares now
Posted by: Cheryl Crowe at November 20, 2017 08:37 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Butt Rapin' Bigfoot at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 08:36 PM (dKiJG)
Yep, at least part of it has a speed limit of 85, IIRC.
Posted by: stace at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (6HFDU)
A Kansas highway with few cars and you'll be doing 80 without a thought.
Posted by: gNewt at November 20, 2017 08:33 PM (2DYky)
Not in a Chevette.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mega at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (rv0Fo)
I ride a Dynaglide with some...modifications. I take every opportunity to cruise in triple digits.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (oLTNb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (BoMuO)
My wife uses so much paper that she clogs every toilet every time.
It's like she's a saboteur in my house.
Posted by: RKae at November 20, 2017 08:35 PM (NMr2n)
Sounds like some kinky pillow talk you are working on.
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: RKae
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I have a friend, married with two daughters. His wife is pregnant. I asked him if he buy's TP by the case. He responded that if the next one is a girl, he's going to get one of those hot-air hand driers and mount it low on the wall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Anon at November 20, 2017 08:39 PM (JaFtz)
A Kansas highway with few cars and you'll be doing 80 without a thought.
Posted by: gNewt at November 20, 2017 08:33 PM (2DYky)
Not in a Chevette.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
I beg to differ
Posted by: Chev Vega at November 20, 2017 08:39 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 08:37 PM (4ZKcy)
Srsly?
They're everywhere, dude, for your convenience.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:39 PM (nuTTf)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 08:39 PM (/tuJf)
Have Mittens, McVain or any other Republicans said anything about Al Franken yet? They couldn't get to twitter or a microphone fast enough to condemn Roy Moore? What's that? I can't hear you their silence is defending.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 08:39 PM (SiINZ)
119, Shuh-theed.
She's a Boomer. Boomers can do anything. And you have to pay for it.
Don't you ever push the wrong button on your self-driving electric?
Oh, of course, that would be 119 kilometres an hour. At your age.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 08:40 PM (H5rtT)
If we have to be victim to Alinsky #4, so should Lerner.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 20, 2017 08:40 PM (yXU4O)
(gnashes teeth)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:40 PM (nuTTf)
Posted by: RKae
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I have a friend, married with two daughters. His wife is pregnant. I asked him if he buy's TP by the case. He responded that if the next one is a girl, he's going to get one of those hot-air hand driers and mount it low on the wall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (9tO1t)
Believe me, it don't work.
Posted by: Father of 3 Daughters at November 20, 2017 08:40 PM (3/sUh)
Stupidity is a Renewable Resource.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 08:40 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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Wow. That's a lot of dripped oil.
Posted by: M'cycle humor at November 20, 2017 08:41 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2017 08:41 PM (h1jJh)
I bummed a short test ride on a Kowasaki1000. Took it back to the owner and said, "Very nice bike. It's gonna kill you."
He only had one accident when he t-boned a car that pulled out in front of him. He wasn't hurt.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 08:41 PM (4XCge)
The Toll road.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 08:36 PM (dKiJG)
Speed limit still 85 along there? I'm surprised there were other cars on that road to pass you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 08:41 PM (BGnXw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (9tO1t)
The French, not entirely stupid (yes, I know, I know) invented the bidet.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:41 PM (nuTTf)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #every man a Wildcat/go KSU at November 20, 2017 08:41 PM (C8sF1)
I have a 68 Cadillac and it does a 110 no problem or care. Tracks straight and with the top down you really can't tell the difference from 75 to 100. BTW the 472 gets around 16 MPG.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 20, 2017 08:41 PM (3BFzK)
I have a friend, married with two daughters. His
wife is pregnant. I asked him if he buy's TP by the case. He responded
that if the next one is a girl, he's going to get one of those hot-air
hand driers and mount it low on the wall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (9tO1t)
The primitive "technology" of the West. Ha!
Posted by: Suleiman offers you his left hand at November 20, 2017 08:42 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Marshawn Pinch at November 20, 2017 08:42 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 08:40 PM (60v4h)
Stupidity is like uranium.
Once it goes critical . . .
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:42 PM (nuTTf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 08:38 PM (9tO1t)
The French, not entirely stupid (yes, I know, I know) invented the bidet.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:41 PM (nuTTf
Buy my product Kotex
Posted by: Kimberly Clark at November 20, 2017 08:42 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Zombie Al Capone at November 20, 2017 08:42 PM (cGz5Q)
The ACLU would say yes.
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 08:42 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 08:43 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Elon Musk at November 20, 2017 08:43 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 08:37 PM (4ZKcy)
--John Derbyshire on Tucker Carlson:
The metaphor that comes to mind when I'm watching Carlson is deep-sea marine biology. I'm thinking of those scientists who bring up weird life-forms from the lightless depths miles below the surface: critters with luminous probosci or improbable body plans, escapees from some sci-fi comic book or your childhood nightmares.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:43 PM (GsAUU)
Almost scary.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 08:32 PM (BgC3U)
The Genesis is an awesome car.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #every man a Wildcat/go KSU at November 20, 2017 08:41 PM (C8sF1)
Hell the sports agent doesn't know the difference between a Kleenex and a Kotex
Posted by: Kimberly Clark at November 20, 2017 08:43 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 08:43 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2017 08:43 PM (EZebt)
Up until them I thought all women had a separate circulatory system but for poop and that it was just gradually dissolved away with enzymes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 08:29 PM (4ErVI)
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They have emissionless cars. Why not poopless humans?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 08:44 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:29 PM (BoMuO)
Not the new ones....they are fast and handle well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2017 08:44 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Revenant Bear at November 20, 2017 08:44 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 08:40 PM (H5rtT)
Kilometers are basically dog miles.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 20, 2017 08:44 PM (zCyNd)
Now the FR-S...that girl is smooth at high speeds. It may take her a minute to get there, especially out of second gear, but she is smoooooooooooth.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 08:44 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 08:44 PM (4ZKcy)
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I tested out an RD400 once and when it hit 4000RPM it did a wheely in 3rd. I said to the seller, "That bike will kill me."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 20, 2017 08:44 PM (3BFzK)
Seriously. Was it in the parking lot?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 20, 2017 08:45 PM (oLTNb)
But officier, I was pressing on the brake as hard as I could and the car just kept going faster and faster.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 08:32 PM (4XCge)
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I have dyslexic feet!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 08:45 PM (vChNs)
All I can say is that someday I hope Lois Learner has to suck Charles Manson's dick in hell.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 08:45 PM (3/sUh)
Up until them I thought all women had a separate circulatory system but for poop and that it was just gradually dissolved away with enzymes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 08:29 PM (4ErVI)
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They have emissionless cars. Why not poopless humans?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 08:44 PM (/qEW2)
Women store it up, sometimes for years.
That's where babies come from.
(I denounce myself.)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:45 PM (nuTTf)
Gibbets.
Impalements.
The rack.
The wheel.
The Judas cradle.
The pear of anguish.
The iron maiden.
Let's get medieval on their asses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 08:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickl
Probably an idiot but even with crappy old cars the only fear I had over 80 was cops. The 1996 Crown Vic popped a ball joint ( the tire pointed full right or left you see on the side of the highway) in the driveway a couple months ago so maybe my fear is minimal cause I'm dumbass lucky.
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 08:45 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2017 08:45 PM (1yJyi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
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You're In Too Deep.
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 08:46 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
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Good God, is it ever. The HUD makes it like you are flying a fighter jet. Took a while to get used to that.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 08:46 PM (BgC3U)
for poop and that it was just gradually dissolved away with enzymes.<<<
Who, hah, what? Let's clarify the situation. Women and girls don't plunge.
You don't plunge, I don't lift the seat.
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 08:47 PM (bD2SM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
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I met a guy up on the Blue Ridge Parkway (from Florida, natch) riding a six cylinder KZ1300, with a turbocharger. I was at a loss for words.
Posted by: Elon Musk at November 20, 2017 08:47 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:47 PM (nuTTf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 08:47 PM (BGnXw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2017 08:44 PM (wYseH)
I wouldn't know. I will never buy a GM or Chrysler product.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:47 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Cousin Mose at November 20, 2017 08:48 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 20, 2017 08:48 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 08:48 PM (BGnXw)
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 08:46 PM (BgC3U)
Yup. I got the chance to drive one. Wish I owned one but can't afford it, or the speeding tickets. The acceleration and handling are a dream, and it's smooth as glass. I'd get myself in so much trouble...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 08:49 PM (3myMJ)
Those RDs were fast. I had several. Somehow I survived but it's a miracle.
Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2017 08:49 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 08:39 PM (/tuJf)
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I saw the Mercedes that Adolph had Daimler build for Eva. The engine would run on gas or diesel, had two fuel tanks, and two transmissions.
Posted by: gNewt at November 20, 2017 08:49 PM (2DYky)
Posted by: RKae at November 20, 2017 08:49 PM (NMr2n)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2017 08:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 08:49 PM (60v4h)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybzwhhy7
I speculated this is why he doesn't remember individual incidents. Looks like it's his "jokey" thing. LOL/not.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 08:49 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2017 08:50 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
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It could get you laid....
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 08:50 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2017 08:50 PM (9TU00)
Didn't really trust her with machinery, did he?
Posted by: Revenant Bear at November 20, 2017 08:50 PM (bZ7mE)
I saw the Mercedes that Adolph had Daimler build
for Eva. The engine would run on gas or diesel, had two fuel tanks,
and two transmissions.
Posted by: gNewt at November 20, 2017 08:49 PM (2DYky)
How big was the rear view/makeup mirror?
Posted by: Fahrfignuger at November 20, 2017 08:50 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 08:51 PM (tbOMB)
Sure that is the word you were intending?
Posted by: Revenant Bear at November 20, 2017 08:51 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 08:50 PM (vIjh1)
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My wife does not......concur.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 08:51 PM (BgC3U)
Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2017 08:50 PM (9TU00)
Makes you wonder what and who, exactly, the American judicial system is "protecting," don't it?
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:51 PM (nuTTf)
All that food has to go someplace.
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There was that story on the ONT several weeks ago, about some poor kid born constipated. After twenty years, the Dr did surgery.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 08:51 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Jean
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In fact, sometimes our secretary of state gets in front of TV cameras and cackles about it.
Posted by: RKae at November 20, 2017 08:51 PM (NMr2n)
Posted by: Shep S at November 20, 2017 08:52 PM (vChNs)
Rickl, how are you doing?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 08:48 PM (BGnXw)
Fine, thanks.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 08:52 PM (sdi6R)
And at the first fill-up she put gas in the diesel tank.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:52 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Cousin Mose at November 20, 2017 08:52 PM (GsAUU)
Now don't get personal and go crazy on me. There was always the knowledge, from the beginning, that Trump came with some major flaws. It was known. People were against him for a reason. And there may have never been another time in living history where he could have won.
I was a never Trumper too at one point...for sound reasons. I'm not gonna say he's perfect now...his faults still exist. He's what...70? But he was our "Hail Mary" pass. We were willing to take the risk, it turned out. To everyone's surprise.
Anyway, I believe some of it and it is concerning. He won't change; they'll have to get thru to him or even take on some decision making they usually wouldn't. But yea, concerned.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 08:52 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: John Donne can't drive 55 at November 20, 2017 08:53 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 08:24 PM (H5rtT)
Once in academia I received from the local feminists a a purportedly anonymous questionnaire regarding sexual harassment. Working incredible hours humping for tenure, I didn't waste my time, and shitcanned it out of hand.
Two weeks later I received a follow-up asking why I hadn't returned the "anonymous" questionnaire.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 08:53 PM (YqDXo)
I can believe her story. I used to drive Cadillacs.
Posted by: booknlass at November 20, 2017 08:53 PM (9mZIr)
I think this is the first thing you and I have ever agreed on.
Posted by: Mega at November 20, 2017 08:53 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 08:51 PM (tbOMB)
And long term memory of small details they can use against you in arguments years later.
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 08:53 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 08:54 PM (BGnXw)
Posted by: Cousin Mose at November 20, 2017 08:48 PM
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Maybe, maybe not.
When I was in 3rd grade I told one of my brothers that I wanted to be a nun when I grew up. He laughed and said, "You can't be a nun, idiot. You've got a belly button. Nuns don't have belly buttons."
You can't prove or disprove that either, so you just gotta have faith.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 08:54 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:54 PM (GsAUU)
Youtube - scary police chases
bike riders at very high speed
helmet cam - passing between cars
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 08:54 PM (4XCge)
Anyway, I believe some of it and it is concerning. He won't change; they'll have to get thru to him or even take on some decision making they usually wouldn't. But yea, concerned.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 08:52 PM (4Vu64)
[ ] Noted
[ ] Not noted
[X] At this point what difference does it make?
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:54 PM (nuTTf)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 20, 2017 08:54 PM (AxFdW)
Gibbets.
Impalements.
The rack.
The wheel.
The Judas cradle.
The pear of anguish.
The iron maiden.
Let's get medieval on their asses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 08:45 PM (NWiLs)
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my my, I do like the cut of your jib
Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 20, 2017 08:54 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 08:51 PM (BgC3U)
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She knows Insomniac?
Small world...
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 08:54 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:47 PM (nuTTf)/i]
Of crabs, maybe. After all, she IS a Democrat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 08:55 PM (YqDXo)
One thing the Germans love almost as much as beer and scat porn is great cars and high speed driving. Most of the Autobahn still has no speed limit.
German engineers + no speed limit = great cars.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 08:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2017 08:50 PM (9TU00)
You fuckers did it wrong
Posted by: Daniel Ellsberg at November 20, 2017 08:55 PM (3/sUh)
Really has no place on the street. Never was sold in this country.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 20, 2017 08:55 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 20, 2017 08:55 PM (AxFdW)
All that food has to go someplace.
Posted by: Cousin Mose at November 20, 2017 08:48 PM (GsAUU)
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what food?
Posted by: North Korean Farmers & Supermodels at November 20, 2017 08:56 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:56 PM (GsAUU)
The conclusion was the FR-S was the most fun to drive. I cannot argue that.0
My favorite quote of the article: "If you see a photo of a Scion FR-S that isn't sideways, the picture is fake or the car is parked."
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 08:57 PM (/o9Qk)
Thats European for "boot washer".
'Drinking fountain', I was told. They work pretty good, too.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2017 08:57 PM (7ulel)
Posted by: Leeloo Dallas Holly Paz at November 20, 2017 08:57 PM (uY7+y)
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 08:51 PM (BgC3U)
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She knows Insomniac?
Small world...
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 08:54 PM (vIjh1)
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I don't think so, but would not rule it out.
My company car's presence in the garage seems not to have put her in anything but her normal mood.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 08:58 PM (BgC3U)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:41 PM (nuTTf)
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The Japanese have invented a fully automated toilet. No paper required.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 08:59 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:56 PM
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That was weird.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 08:59 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 20, 2017 08:59 PM (EzdLW)
http://tinyurl.com/yblor5c3
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 20, 2017 09:00 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:56 PM
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That was weird.
Details? We are agog to know.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 20, 2017 09:00 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 09:00 PM (fA1SL)
Did Hannity just call Franken "Senator Groper"??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 09:00 PM (vIjh1)
And at the first fill-up she put gas in the diesel tank.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:52 PM (BoMuO)
Many years ago, a young female friend tanked up their family diesel Peugeot with gasoline, with predictable results.
I guess they never had that Very Special Father/Daughter Talk.
Posted by: Peugot 504 at November 20, 2017 09:01 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 20, 2017 09:00 PM
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Strange aircraft seen over Seattle for 10-15 minutes, confirmed by several pilots at the time. But it did not show up on radar, had no transponder, nuttin'.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 09:01 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:47 PM (nuTTf)/i]
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everybody poops they tell me
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 09:01 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 08:59 PM (/qEW2)
I didn't want to get into the whole weird area which is Japanese robotic toilet technology. Because Japan. And Weird. And Japan.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:01 PM (nuTTf)
My department is a Fast Breeder Reactor.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 08:49 PM (60v4h)
Mine is like an unstable isotope after 20 half-lives, once radiant with stupidity, now an exhausted slag that gives the Geiger counter an occasional click.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 09:02 PM (BGnXw)
Also why do democrats always try to keep their crimes secret even after getting caught.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 20, 2017 09:02 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 08:56 PM
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That was weird.
Details? We are agog to know.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 20, 2017 09:00 PM (bZ7mE)
--Bizarre aircraft seen flying over Oregon.
Fox News website should have the clip up soon.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 09:02 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 08:47 PM (nuTTf)/i]
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everybody poops they tell me
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 09:01 PM (vChNs)
Remember the "Cosmic Convergence?"
Ah, the 90's.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:02 PM (nuTTf)
i'm monitoring monday night football for anything offensive or egregious to our commonly held values. so far, nothing to report.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 20, 2017 09:03 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 08:59 PM (/qEW2)
I didn't want to get into the whole weird area which is Japanese robotic toilet technology. Because Japan. And Weird. And Japan.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:01 PM (nuTTf)[/i[
The sad part?
That's one of the least weird things about them.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 09:03 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 09:03 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 09:03 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 09:03 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: Monkey knows his shit at November 20, 2017 09:04 PM (zCyNd)
Ah, the 90's.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:02 PM (nuTTf)
--Harmonic Convergence.
And she's Holly Paz, not Pez.
Ironic that Paz means peace.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 09:04 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 20, 2017 09:05 PM (IWbvi)
Ironic that Paz means peace.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 09:04 PM (GsAUU)
Paz, Pez.
Tomato, tomahto.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:05 PM (nuTTf)
i'm monitoring monday night football for anything offensive or egregious to our commonly held values. so far, nothing to report.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 20, 2017 09:03 PM (AxFdW)
Notice how few shots of the stands there are now?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 09:05 PM (BGnXw)
i'm monitoring monday night football for anything offensive or egregious to our commonly held values. so far, nothing to report.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 20, 2017 09:03 PM (AxFdW)
They likely already did their flag protesting and insulting of America. Also Seattle is playing and Pete Carroll is offensive to our community held values. That creepy old lesbian looking 9/11 truther.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 09:03 PM (HiDrR)
--You may be right. Can't recall.
Guest said it might have been going to Canada.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 09:05 PM (GsAUU)
But can you FLING??!!!
Posted by: Monkey knows his shit at November 20, 2017 09:04 PM (zCyNd)
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Well played sir, well played.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 20, 2017 09:06 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 20, 2017 09:06 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 20, 2017 09:07 PM (/o9Qk)
It's kind of like The Returned, but pretty interesting
The weird part is not that it's about dead people climbing out of their graves - it's that it's Australian so they drive on the wrong side of the road. I find that very unsettling.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 20, 2017 09:07 PM (hMwEB)
Does it use tentacles? I'm just doing, er, research.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at November 20, 2017 09:07 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 09:07 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 20, 2017 09:05 PM (IWbvi)
I think more than anything else it's a specific manifestation of the general rule that:
Women.
Never.
Forget.
ANYTHING.
That.
A Man.
Does.
To.
Them.
NEVER.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:07 PM (nuTTf)
I forgot Parcells coached the Cowboys.
And he brought in Drew Bledsoe. Weird to think of him as a Cowboy.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 09:08 PM (YUajH)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 20, 2017 09:06 PM (AxFdW)
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that is The Main Monkey Business
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 09:08 PM (vChNs)
i'm monitoring monday night football for anything offensive or egregious to our commonly held values. so far, nothing to report.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 20, 2017 09:03 PM (AxFdW)
That reminds me. Terry Glenn was killed in a car crash today. He caught Tom Brady's first TD pass.
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2017 09:09 PM (1yJyi)
Never.
Forget.
ANYTHING.
BAD
That.
A Man.
Does.
To.
Them.
NEVER.
They forget lots of the good things we do for them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 20, 2017 09:09 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Pete's packing more estrogen than the entire Jenner household.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 20, 2017 09:09 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 20, 2017 09:09 PM (3BFzK)
Correction humbly accepted.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:10 PM (nuTTf)
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-41964031
Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 09:07 PM (aT+Bx)
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I didn't think they had any guns, knives, kitchen knives, hammers, axes, 2 x 4s, forks or sporks left to grab.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 09:10 PM (BgC3U)
Point of nomenclature, old man. In that era, you have to say Benz or Daimler-Benz. If you say Daimler, you're talking about the auto division of BSA(!). They were veddy BuhDittish indeed, made the Queen's cars and all.
Jaguar owns the name now, and somebody says they use it, too.
Hitler himself was said to prefer the Horch, and may have even made a dirty crack about Mercedes and pimps, once.
The fun part is that Benz built that sports special for their Paris dealer, an ambitious fellow named Jellinek, who named the car after his daughter.
Emil Jellinek vass Chewish. Don't know if that bothered the Big H, or not.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 09:10 PM (H5rtT)
It's a survival mechanism.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 20, 2017 09:11 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Radar at November 20, 2017 09:11 PM (b6jcm)
Many years ago, a young female friend tanked up their family diesel Peugeot with gasoline, with predictable results.
...
When I was a teen I filled up my Mom's Pooge at a full serve station and those halfwits put gas in it. I was very shy and horrified at the whole deal. I think those assholes made me pay for the gas and the diesel. I just wanted to get away from those horrible men, whatever it took. I hope they met a bad end for taking advantage of a kid.
Posted by: stace at November 20, 2017 09:11 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 09:11 PM (4Vu64)
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-41964031
Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 09:07 PM (aT+Bx)
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I didn't think they had any guns, knives, kitchen knives, hammers, axes, 2 x 4s, forks or sporks left to grab.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 09:10 PM (BgC3U)
Scimitars are still OK.
Posted by: common sense spork control at November 20, 2017 09:12 PM (zCyNd)
I forgot Parcells coached the Cowboys.
And he brought in Drew Bledsoe. Weird to think of him as a Cowboy.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 09:08 PM (YUajH)
--I heard Terry Glenn died in a car accident.
Parcells referring to Glenn as "she" was timelessly hilarious.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 09:12 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 09:12 PM (fA1SL)
Parcells referring to Glenn as "she" was timelessly hilarious.
It was the very first thing I thought of this morning when I heard the news. Poor girl.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 09:13 PM (YUajH)
Do something you shouldn't ONE TIME and it's "You always....."
Fail to do something ONE TIME- "You Never....."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 09:13 PM (BoMuO)
It's a survival mechanism.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 20, 2017 09:11 PM (hMwEB)
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They sure to want to quickly dismiss the bad stuff they themselves have done though, very emotionally.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 09:14 PM (BgC3U)
Well then, don't do it.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 09:11 PM (4Vu64)
Yes, but then, no boobies.
Perpetual disdain vs. occasional nookie. This is and always has been the male condition.
And occasional nookie goes a long, long, long way don't cha know.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:15 PM (AUrzC)
Do something you shouldn't ONE TIME and it's "You always....."
Fail to do something ONE TIME- "You Never....."
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Wow, sounds like you guys hooked up with some real bitchez!!!///
Posted by: lin-duh at November 20, 2017 09:15 PM (kufk0)
If someone tells me that Lois Lerner got paid, by the taxpayers, to testify then I guess that would qualify as a Grand Slam of screw the taxpayer.
Does Lois qualify for another 6 figure bonus and an increase in her pension because she had to take care of all this nonsense while she is retired?
Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at November 20, 2017 09:15 PM (uzLdz)
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I think I saw that on The Jetsons.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:15 PM (+0jcH)
Never.
Forget.
ANYTHING.
BAD
That.
A Man.
Does.
To.
Them.
NEVER.
And oddly I want one in my life. Just not trying hard cause I Kinda like my house.
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 09:16 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 09:12 PM (GsAUU)
He was a pussy when he was in GB
RIP Terri
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 09:16 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2017 09:16 PM (oMc1W)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 09:16 PM (VDQek)
See my 9:15 PM.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:17 PM (AUrzC)
______________________________
And at the first fill-up she put gas in the diesel tank.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 08:52 PM (BoMuO)
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I should have been more specific. It was built for her to ride in.
Posted by: gNewt at November 20, 2017 09:17 PM (2DYky)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 20, 2017 09:17 PM (IWbvi)
Posted by: Reality Man at November 20, 2017 09:17 PM (Ch0fq)
I didn't think they had any guns, knives, kitchen knives, hammers, axes, 2 x 4s, forks or sporks left to grab.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 09:10 PM (BgC3U)
Break a plastic spork and that's a nasty sharp pointed thing that could do a little damage.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 09:18 PM (sdi6R)
They're all for this. No boycott there.
They're getting beaten, though.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 09:18 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 09:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 09:16 PM (VDQek)
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I can hook you up with some Russian brides who keep sending me emails.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:19 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 09:12 PM (GsAUU)
He was a pussy when he was in GB
RIP Terri
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2017 09:16 PM (3/sUh)
--A former co-worker is a big Tom Brady fanboi. He brought up the trivia that Terry Glenn caught Brady's first touchdown pass.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 09:19 PM (GsAUU)
Lerner should be in prison.
Posted by: booknlass at November 20, 2017 09:19 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 09:19 PM (fA1SL)
Break a plastic spork and that's a nasty sharp pointed thing that could do a little damage.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 09:18 PM (sdi6R)
Raise more awareness!!
Posted by: Mothers Against Sharp Sporks at November 20, 2017 09:20 PM (zCyNd)
It is so weird that people just turn their guns in. Especially nowadays.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 09:20 PM (4Vu64)
"In short, basically the Democrat Party is a Duke lacrosse team that actually did it."
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:21 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Petey loves him some Barry Obama. He's a total POS
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 09:21 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:19 PM (+0jcH)
Are they leaky? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 09:22 PM (tbOMB)
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I think I saw that on The Jetsons.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:15 PM (+0jcH)
You don't want to hear about the reasons for the Spacely sprocket recall.
Posted by: Plaintiff's lawyer of the Future at November 20, 2017 09:22 PM (zCyNd)
It tastes great, but it's only 200 calories. WTF? If I ate three of them a day it wouldn't be enough to keep me alive.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 09:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 20, 2017 09:23 PM (oAY8z)
'Alabama voters might very well choose the guy who dated babies over the one who wants to kill them, and if Moore wins, a good part of the reason will be, "The hell with you liberals.""
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:23 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 07:30 PM (mbhDw)
If the courts refuse to do the right thing and release these documents, is there any possible way a determined hacker could snag the files, and make them public?
Posted by: just the punch line at November 20, 2017 09:24 PM (oPNmq)
They're all for this. No boycott there.
They're getting beaten, though.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 09:18 PM (H5rtT)
Deep blue Seattle, probably kneelers themselves, IYKWIM.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 09:24 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 09:24 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 09:22 PM (
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Not if you can get them to stand on their heads.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:24 PM (+0jcH)
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-41964031
Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 09:07 PM (aT+Bx)
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I didn't think they had any guns, knives, kitchen knives, hammers, axes, 2 x 4s, forks or sporks left to grab.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 09:10 PM (BgC3U)
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Notice the information the article does not give. It says that crime increased by 27% this year till June. There is one example given of an 18yo gun victim with an Islamic name from Liverpool. Doesn't say what he was doing at the time or if this took place in a no-go zone. It does not say where in general this increase took place or in what communities.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 09:24 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Big ears not a problem? at November 20, 2017 09:25 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 09:16 PM (VDQek)
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I am fortunate in that I live in a state thats laws state that what you entered into a marriage with is excluded from community property laws. So my house, rental houses, retirement are safe as I just got remarried a year ago at 54.
We don't have issues often, but when we do she will bring up shit from High School, as we dated back then. Got reconnected via Facedesk. It is jaw dropping to watch when she completely runs out of current arguments and defaults back 35+ years ago.
I'm guessing my laughter does not help the situation, but an Alpha's gotta Alpha.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 09:25 PM (BgC3U)
I have a question for tonight's ONT and everyone in the Horde, but I worry that differences in opinion about the answer may run *so deep*, it could cause an official civil war here. I hope the rift doesn't become too nasty and divisive.
(Hint: the question has to do with meat.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:26 PM (eMKNe)
>>Is there a man, somewhere, for me?
You got cable?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 09:27 PM (/tuJf)
Lerner should be in prison.
Posted by: booknlass at November 20, 2017 09:19 PM (9mZIr)
Lerner should live in valid fear of the skillfully executed, 800 yd. shot.
And she should be constantly reminded of just how very many capable marksmen that exist in this Nation, who could easily deliver such a feat.
And then, she should consider that 99% of those Experts fall into the Category known as Deplorables, Bitter Clingers and Constitutionalists.
Yep. She should be reminded of this, now and 'evermore.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2017 09:27 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Random thought generator at November 20, 2017 09:27 PM (1EwqP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 09:27 PM (JMPmu)
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That's universal in community property states. As long as you don't commingle them, assets you came into the marriage with are your separate property.
But if you commingle, all bets are off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:27 PM (+0jcH)
Weird, man. My hash is changing before my very eyes.
I want my other one back.
(It's me, really. Your friendly neighborhood small white nut.)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:27 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 09:28 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:26 PM
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The Horde can handle it. Hell, they settled the carrots/chili thing, didn't they?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 09:28 PM (HiDrR)
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It says Nasty & Divisive right on my business card.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:28 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 20, 2017 09:29 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
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It could get you laid....
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 08:50 PM (vIjh1)
Maybe, because it would indicate I have a decent amount of money.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 09:24 PM (4Vu64)
*looks at label again*
You're right. They're claiming 3 servings per container, which is absurd. This is clearly one meal for a normal person.
So 600 calories sounds better, but it also means I'm getting 66g of carbs instead of 22 like it says on the label. Grr.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 09:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:19 PM (+0jcH)
Had the opportunity to get a Vietnamese bride back in the 80s facilitated by a badass exVietnamese vet refugee (so I would go there and pick from a group). It's how he did it and they are still happy. I just felt uncomfortable. Hindsight I probably would be better off.
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 09:30 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2017 09:30 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:19 PM (+0jcH)
The bluest sky you've ever seen, in Seattle.
And the hills the greenest green, in Seattle.
Like a beautiful child
Growing up, free and wild.
Full of hopes and full of fears,
Full of laughter, full of tears,
Full of dreams to last a year
In Seattle.
When you find your own true love you will know it
By his smile, by the look in his eyes.
Scent of pine trees in the air
Boys all stand around and stare
Look out everyone, Here Come the Brides.
Posted by: No PayPal! at November 20, 2017 09:30 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: gNewt at November 20, 2017 09:31 PM (2DYky)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:27 PM (+0jcH)
And don't forget maintenance prospects, at your age.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 09:31 PM (tbOMB)
(Hint: the question has to do with meat.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:26 PM (eMKNe)
Slow-cook the bad cuts, put sauce on the medium cuts, and ***MAYBE*** put salt and pepper on the good cuts of meat.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:31 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 20, 2017 09:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 09:16 PM (VDQek)
I will never get married again. Ever. I can't afford to get cleaned out again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 09:32 PM (NWiLs)
If you ever get the chance to watch the matches at Bisley Camp, don't miss it. Nice area to visit, too, as the old Brooklands grounds are a few minutes away.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 09:32 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:33 PM (eMKNe)
worry that differences in opinion about the answer may run *so deep*, it
could cause an official civil war here. I hope the rift doesn't become
too nasty and divisive.
(Hint: the question has to do with meat.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:26 PM (eMKNe)
Meat is not the problem. It's the PPM of malice.
Posted by: Carnivorous, but polite at November 20, 2017 09:33 PM (zCyNd)
https://twitter.com/BritishArmy/status/912259152642064384
I don't want to be sold on the good-natured saintly qualities of an organization whose sole purpose is killing people and blowing stuff up.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2017 09:33 PM (rnAwa)
I have a question for tonight's ONT and everyone in the Horde, but I worry that differences in opinion about the answer may run *so deep*, it could cause an official civil war here. I hope the rift doesn't become too nasty and divisive.
(Hint: the question has to do with meat.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:26 PM (eMKNe)
I'm never dividing my meat.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 09:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 20, 2017 09:34 PM (dab45)
Also watch the sodium intake. Those frozen meals can have a lot. I don't worry about salt usually, except in those type of meals.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 09:34 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:34 PM (eMKNe)
I have a question for tonight's ONT and everyone in the Horde, but I worry that differences in opinion about the answer may run *so deep*, it could cause an official civil war here. I hope the rift doesn't become too nasty and divisive.
(Hint: the question has to do with meat.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:26 PM (eMKNe)
Meat is murder.
Delicious murder.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 09:34 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:35 PM (eMKNe)
(Hint: the question has to do with meat.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:26 PM (eMKNe)
Rare. Period.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 09:35 PM (YJ/Q+)
But if you commingle, all bets are off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:27 PM (+0jcH)
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Yep, which all of this stays separated. And always will.
I love her to pieces and hope I always have the opportunity to continue to, but I have already had the experience of giving up close to half my stuff.
Fortunately, that was a number of years ago, and the amount of stuff was small relative to today.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 09:36 PM (BgC3U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 09:35 PM (YJ/Q+)
Oh, there's a NASTY joke there, were I only inebriated enough to actually make it.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:36 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: steve walsh at November 20, 2017 09:36 PM (Y4Kqh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:26 PM (eMKNe)
Are you thinking of becoming a woman or serving Pork on Thanksgiving?
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 09:37 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 09:35 PM (YJ/Q+)
We've moved on from that topic.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 09:37 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:37 PM (eMKNe)
If you ever fall in love, get a pre-nup. A good, solid one. Also, not having kids with new person helps.
Not getting married works too.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 09:38 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: rickl
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Augment with easy-to-fix stuff. A couple of heat & serve rolls, some form of fruit, even applesauce.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 20, 2017 09:38 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:27 PM (+0jcH)
Depends on what the meaning of "co-mingle" is.
Posted by: Bill, former lawyer at November 20, 2017 09:38 PM (zCyNd)
So a non-traceable bullet past her ear every month or so, just to keep her fearful?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2017 09:30 PM (hyuyC)
How 'bout a Lois Lerner Pre-Memorial 800 yd. Postal Match?
Honorary Match Grand Marshall, Mr. Tucker Carlson (an avid hunter), who could publish the results to a very wide audience, indeed. I'd wager that Ace has the pull to actually manage the "get", too.
The target could be a printout of a regulation pair of handcuffs. Most shots out of ten inside either of the bracelets for the win, smallest group as tie-breaker. Firing position, bench or prone.
.22 LR match to be held at 50 yards, fired from the bench or prone.
I think Weasel would have the inside track on this one?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2017 09:39 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 09:39 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 09:39 PM (Ox7jl)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 09:40 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 09:39 PM (g4lFK)
Oh, dear . . . oh, dear . . .
(shakes head sadly)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:40 PM (AUrzC)
(Hint: the question has to do with meat.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:26 PM (eMKNe)
========
Why do we only get political trolls? Be nice if we got some vegan trolls.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 09:41 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Pete Seria, Marquess of Kingsbury at November 20, 2017 09:42 PM (lJW6d)
Newsweek @Newsweek
How murderer Charles Manson and President Donald Trump used similar language to gain followers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 20, 2017 07:14 PM
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:24
FFS, what ridiculous crap. These media people are shameless as they go after Trump.
As for Lois Lerner, isn't she drawing a pension of ca. $110,000 a yr? She needs to be convicted and stripped of her pension.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 09:42 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 09:42 PM (BoMuO)
If you ever fall in love, get a pre-nup. A good, solid one. Also, not having kids with new person helps.
Not getting married works too.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 09:38 PM (4Vu64)
In the extremely unlikely event I "find someone" I will not put myself in the position to be destroyed again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 09:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 09:41 PM (/qEW2)
Vegetables don't argue well.
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 09:43 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 09:39 PM (g4lFK)
Oh, dear . . . oh, dear . . .
(shakes head sadly)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:40 PM (AUrzC)
*zzzip*
Check out my Great American!
Posted by: Sean Hannity at November 20, 2017 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 09:44 PM (HiDrR)
Is there a man, somewhere, for me?
Posted by: Big ears not a problem? at November 20, 2017 09:25 PM (zCyNd)
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absolutely
Posted by: Tommy at November 20, 2017 09:44 PM (vChNs)
If you ever fall in love, get a pre-nup. A good, solid one. Also, not having kids with new person helps.
Not getting married works too.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 09:38 PM (4Vu64)
In the extremely unlikely event I "find someone" I will not put myself in the position to be destroyed again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 09:42 PM (NWiLs)
Sadly.... Ditto...
Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at November 20, 2017 09:45 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: X-ray
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Well, I can't say much. I tried to argue them out of taking my pipe, but it didn't work.
Posted by: Mr. Potato Head at November 20, 2017 09:45 PM (7Cr6v)
Check out my Great American!
Posted by: Sean Hannity at November 20, 2017 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Let not your heart be troubled!
Posted by: The Seanmonster at November 20, 2017 09:45 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2017 09:45 PM (zLDYs)
O'Reilly was one thing but Hannity is like a Ken Doll.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 09:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2017 09:46 PM (QC/4S)
Come on back.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:46 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 09:45 PM (6FqZa)
What? Lacking genitalia of any kind whatsoever?
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:46 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 09:28 PM (HiDrR)
----
well, the survivors did
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 09:47 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 09:47 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 09:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:47 PM (+0jcH)
Ya know, I can't blame you. I don't know all the details of course, but it sounds like it really broke you.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 09:47 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 09:47 PM (vChNs)
I thought the buried the survivors.
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 09:48 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:48 PM (eMKNe)
Come on back.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:46 PM
~~~~~
Oookaaay. *shuffles off*
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 09:48 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:47 PM (+0jcH)
Everything's better with meat.
(should have tagged this with a Sean Hannity sock to go with the, er, flow. Ah, well.)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:49 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: marky mark at November 20, 2017 09:49 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2017 09:46 PM (QC/4S)
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I drive a blown out Hyundai and am also a private pilot. I am safe as hell on the roads. Where exactly did you experience enough experiences to single out drivers on one particular brand out of dozens?
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 09:50 PM (BgC3U)
Seems like it takes that long for most everyone to show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:50 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:26 PM (eMKNe)
Heinz 57 or A1?
Answer: Yes.
Posted by: retired engineer at November 20, 2017 09:50 PM (TVHll)
Volatile temper, you say?
Huh, imagine that.
I'll bet Charlie hears the hammers, too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 09:50 PM (4ErVI)
Newsweek @Newsweek
How murderer Charles Manson and President Donald Trump used similar language to gain followers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 20, 2017 07:14 PM
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 07:24
FFS, what ridiculous crap. These media people are shameless as they go after Trump.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 09:42 PM (yJ1e6)
Old and busted: Trump is literally Hitler
New hotness: Trump is literally Manson
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 09:51 PM (sdi6R)
These words are confusing and potentially controversial. Gravy is not to be taken lightly. There should be a thread or series of threads dedicated solely to turkey gravy, ham gravy, mushroom gravy, and holiday gravy. Let's not allow anyone from the opposition to dictate what makes gravy great again!
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 09:51 PM (bD2SM)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 07:48 PM (Ri/rl)
Look at the photo of HRC in a bathing suit, when you involuntarily "retract the landing gear" that's the feeling of doing keels properly.
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 20, 2017 09:52 PM (5pTgP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:52 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 09:52 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 09:52 PM (HiDrR)
Like anger that goes back decades. One could almost conclude they're absolute assholes and probably have been their whole lives.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 09:53 PM (4ErVI)
These words are confusing and potentially controversial. Gravy is not to be taken lightly. There should be a thread or series of threads dedicated solely to turkey gravy, ham gravy, mushroom gravy, and holiday gravy. Let's not allow anyone from the opposition to dictate what makes gravy great again!
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 09:51 PM (bD2SM)
and sausage gravy with biscuits
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 20, 2017 09:53 PM (5pTgP)
New hotness: Trump is literally Manson
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 09:51 PM (sdi6R)
It's like they cant read history.
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 09:53 PM (VDQek)
Some people are claiming the hands held together on their new Christmas cup, is two lesbians.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan of Starbucks, I can't stand that they're so in love with PP... but come on! All you see is their *hands holding.*
Some people just have dirty minds.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:53 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:54 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 09:55 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: And Then The Trouble Started at November 20, 2017 09:55 PM (cGz5Q)
Yeah, but I'm really sorry about it.
Posted by: marky mark at November 20, 2017 09:49
So you admit the dong at the end of the movie was a prosthesis?
What was the name of that movie, can't remember.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 09:56 PM (yJ1e6)
Seems like it takes that long for most everyone to show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:50 PM (eMKNe)
But I was gonna try and go to sleep super early, and I don't want to miss a good fight. Don't save it for the ONT. Who cares about them vampires anyway. They are all secretly HRC lovers.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 09:56 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 09:56 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:56 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 09:56 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: And Then The Trouble Started at November 20, 2017 09:55 PM (cGz5Q)
The answer of course is: "yes."
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:56 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:26 PM (eMKNe)
Heinz 57 or A1?
Answer: Yes.
Posted by: retired engineer at November 20, 2017 09:50 PM (TVHll)
What am I Hunt's?
Posted by: Curb Store Ketchup packets with a tomato logo at November 20, 2017 09:56 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 09:50 PM (BgC3U)
that's good that you are safe as hell. the car make is on the car. i experience my experience driving, same as everyone else I imagine, expressways, interstates. don't take it personally. I figured it's the car design that's at fault.
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2017 09:56 PM (QC/4S)
QDPSJL at the gmail thingy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:57 PM (eMKNe)
My question about meat is, Which is better? Beef or Pork?
Posted by: And Then The Trouble Started at November 20, 2017 09:55 PM (cGz5Q)
Beef killed with a crossbow, as served by Ginger.
Posted by: adjudicator at November 20, 2017 09:57 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:54 PM
~~~~~
Hah! Funny thing...I could definitely picture Newt in drag.
From the Moron Tip Bag: If you leave out the "nose," most emoticons work here. I keep forgetting to tell that to Fenelon Spoke.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 09:57 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: And Then The Trouble Started at November 20, 2017 09:55 PM (cGz5Q)
What did you shoot?
Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 09:57 PM (VDQek)
Is there a kegel exercise for dudes?
Posted by: CaliGirl
Yes. Yes, there is.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2017 09:56 PM (H5rtT)
Jelqing
Posted by: Curb Store Ketchup packets with a tomato logo at November 20, 2017 09:57 PM (g4lFK)
Some people are claiming the hands held together on their new Christmas cup, is two lesbians.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan of Starbucks, I can't stand that
they're so in love with PP... but come on! All you see is their *hands
holding.*
Some people just have dirty minds.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:53 PM (eMKNe)<<<
The "shocker hand" cup was a bridge too far.
Posted by: Starbuck's graphics dept at November 20, 2017 09:57 PM (uY7+y)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 09:58 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 09:58 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 09:58 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 09:47 PM (4Vu64)
It did. In many ways.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 09:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:58 PM (eMKNe)
Some people are claiming the hands held together on their new Christmas cup, is two lesbians.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan of Starbucks, I can't stand that they're so in love with PP... but come on! All you see is their *hands holding.*
Some people just have dirty minds.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:53 PM (eMKNe)
I find that very disturbing, people complaining about two cartoon lesbians on a coffee cup
Posted by: your Starbucks LBGTQQ?!PiRSquared Barrista at November 20, 2017 09:59 PM (5pTgP)
Posted by: And Then The Trouble Started at November 20, 2017 09:55 PM
~~~~~
Pork. Because bacon.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2017 09:59 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2017 09:46 PM (QC/4S)
I find myself driving much, much, MUCH more defensively when I see a handicapped license plate or hang tag in the car in front of me.
I ain't saying . . . I'm just saying . . .
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:59 PM (AUrzC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2017 09:59 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 20, 2017 09:59 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Curb Store Ketchup packets with a tomato logo at November 20, 2017 10:00 PM (g4lFK)
And the ONT is here. Stay tuned everyone, it won't be long! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 10:00 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 09:56 PM (4ZKcy)
I find the worst drivers typically break out by demographic moreso than type of car. In my experience the worst drivers are black women and old people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 10:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 20, 2017 10:01 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2017 09:46 PM (QC/4S)
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Wow. I have rarely encountered so much criticism from someone with so little specific backup. Be well and have a great night. I'm done here.
Posted by: Side draft at November 20, 2017 10:01 PM (BgC3U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2017 09:56
BINGO. TY qdp. Good flick, if not on a bizarre subject. Lots of big stars were in it.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 10:03 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 10:03 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 09:58 PM (NWiLs)
I'm so very sorry. Life, and people, can be incredibly cruel. I'm sorry about the money, but I'm more sad it broke your spirit.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 10:03 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2017 10:04 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 08:59 PM (/qEW2)
Male users: avoid pushing the "ATP" button.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 10:04 PM (oPNmq)
Slowest drivers - old people. But I get that. Better than driving fast into someone's house.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 10:06 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2017 09:46 PM (QC/4S)
I find myself driving much, much, MUCH more defensively when I see a handicapped license plate or hang tag in the car in front of me.
I ain't saying . . . I'm just saying . . .
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2017 09:59 PM (AUrzC)
used to drive like 70 mi a day at one time - interstates.. best drivers ? truck drivers - 16 wheelers.
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2017 10:08 PM (QC/4S)
So a non-traceable bullet past her ear every month or so, just to keep her fearful?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
5 bore-lapping rounds during post-exercise maintenance ought to do the trick. Use a plain moly-steel barrel. Not stainless nor chrome-lined or anything really hard.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 20, 2017 10:13 PM (di1hb)
Slowest drivers - old people. But I get that. Better than driving fast into someone's house.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 10:06 PM (4Vu64)
An old driver wouldn't have slammed into my parked car last Friday.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2017 10:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: your Starbucks LBGTQQ?!PiRSquared Barrista at November 20, 2017 09:59 PM (5pTgP)
Well, since you douchebags charge too much for your alleged "coffee", and always manage to burn it, anyway, I haven't darkened your doorway for decades. So I don't give a shit what you print on your cups.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2017 10:20 PM (oPNmq)
Just publish the home addresses of Lerner and Paz, and we'll call it good.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2017 10:27 PM (bagNE)
Women.
Never.
Forget.
ANYTHING.
That.
A Man.
Does.
To.
Them.
NEVER.
No shit. I was getting divorced after 25 years (and 4 years dating) and I heard about a bad night/date from college days. She didn't seem to want to hear about me not getting along with her new boyfriend.
Posted by: free tibet, etc. at November 20, 2017 10:36 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Advo at November 20, 2017 10:48 PM (By5RL)
http://tinyurl.com/yb3h5gf4
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 10:03 PM (z/Ubi)
The second coming of Johnny Manziel, wait and see.
Posted by: Advo at November 20, 2017 10:51 PM (By5RL)
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Posted by: IanDeal at November 21, 2017 01:26 AM (I3smN)
Deal?
Posted by: George LeS at November 21, 2017 08:31 AM (+TcCF)
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