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I'm taking the day off.
Posted by: Teddy Bear at November 13, 2017 03:43 PM (vtcmf) 2
QuickiE!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 03:43 PM (VezBU) 3
Damn you teddy. I read one damn sentence!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 03:43 PM (VezBU) 4
Intimate bedmate, my hairy ass.
Posted by: Teddy Bear at November 13, 2017 03:44 PM (vtcmf) 5
Hey guys. How are all you Daywalkers, anyway?
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 13, 2017 03:44 PM (gk9m8) 6
What a coincidence me too
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2017 03:45 PM (aC6Sd) 7
Roy Moore molested a teddy bear in 1937.
Posted by: This Is CNN at November 13, 2017 03:45 PM (398bZ) 8
I'm taking the day off to masturbate in front of strange women.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 13, 2017 03:46 PM (4e+hS) 9
Roy Moore tried to touch my Teddy bear!
Posted by: $2 Hooker wants book deal at November 13, 2017 03:46 PM (SkuXa) 10
You're not fooling us, ace. You're going off to get one of those new trendy fanny packs, aren't you.
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 03:46 PM (UoSKV) 11
News that the Norks shot a defector - a soldier at the JSA. ROK troops dragged him to safety and he's in the hospital now.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 03:46 PM (fA1SL) 12
I like "Teddys" on babes. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 03:46 PM (VezBU) 13
Gushka! How are you doing? Getting better every day, I hope.
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 03:47 PM (UoSKV) 14
I'd take Roy over this bitch any day of the week.
Posted by: Teddy Bear at November 13, 2017 03:47 PM (vtcmf) Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2017 03:47 PM (uiwCw) 16
Great balls of fire!
Jerry Lee Lewis blew up his career by marrying his first cousin (once removed) when she was 13 and he was 22. She looked like she was 12. In the movie she was played by none other than Winona Ryder, who served Dennis Quaid pancakes. Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2017 03:47 PM (cAXIk) 17
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I like "Teddys" on babes. Just sayin'. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 03:46 PM (VezBU) Don't mind if I do. Posted by: Zombie Teddy Kennedy at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (tbOMB) Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (kUotE) 19
Speaking a babes. Hey BB.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (VezBU) 20
Obviously, she has never heard of Teddy Roosevelt.
Posted by: Infidel at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (4ZKcy) 21
I still have the Teddy Bear I had as a toddler. His name is Cinnamon.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (Nwg0u) 22
I had a stuffed chimp with a banana in his hand when I was a wee one. It was kind of a best friend at that time. Kind of like Hobbes.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (Z4z/q) Posted by: My Pillow at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (HgMAr) 24
Someone put me some f'n knowledge here. Is an abstract a Masters Thesis, or the proposal for a Phd dissertation, or what?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (z79tQ) 25
"Come back, truckers--talk to Teddy Bear."
Posted by: Red Sovine at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (398bZ) 26
Old enough to sit at the table - Old enough to eat.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 03:49 PM (YV+SU) 27
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (Nwg0u)
I wish I still had chimp. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 03:49 PM (Z4z/q) 28
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Speaking of teddy bears, I'll just leave this here for AtC. https://youtu.be/VrS6akzR3sk Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2017 03:47 PM (uiwCw) Dibs on your stuff. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 13, 2017 03:49 PM (tbOMB) 29
Going forward have to use the Leftists accusations = conviction and force all Leftists to disavow those accused
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2017 03:49 PM (aC6Sd) 30
I think it's only fair that we get a shelf update post.
Or a post of ace talking about him deciding to be lazy all week and accomplishing none of his planned Phas3. Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 13, 2017 03:49 PM (z/Ubi) 31
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I like "Teddys" on babes. Just sayin'. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 03:46 PM (VezBU) Don't mind if I do. Posted by: Zombie Teddy Kennedy at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (tbOMB) there oughta be rules about imagery around here. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 03:49 PM (VezBU) 32
Real Peer Review is a hilarious twitter feed. Endless examples of the crazy and stupid crap submitted for a degree. And, probably, with success.
their unique role as intimate bedmate I asked a girlfriend once why her old teddy bear was so worn in the nose... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 03:49 PM (39g3+) 33
Im kinda taking day off, but have to check in on chemo mom this afternoon. She's been misbehaving and driving my dad nuts. She stole the car keys whole he was in the shower, thn tried to go shopping. She nearly passed out at Steynmart then drove home. Dad got out of the shower to empty house and flipped out. Im still kinda sick but i am a very busy Gushka
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 13, 2017 03:50 PM (gk9m8) 34
twitter blocked here, anyone fill me in on the link?
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn--A clique of 1...now with less memes at November 13, 2017 03:50 PM (vmsda) 35
Why hello there, Cannibal Bob, you ol' smoothy. How are you? And how is Heidi? Feeling good these days, I hope?
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 03:50 PM (UoSKV) 36
Jez Alborough's Where's My Teddy? is the definitive work on the importance of teddy bears, by which I mean the definitive rhyming children's book not by Dr. Seuss.
Eddy's off to find his teddy. Eddy's teddy's name is Freddy. He lost him in the woods somewhere. It's dark and horrible in there. "Help!" says Eddy. "I'm scared already! I want my bed! I want my teddy!" Posted by: Sporkatus at November 13, 2017 03:50 PM (HtLSE) 37
I wonder what she thinks of Trumpy Bear?
Posted by: Infidel at November 13, 2017 03:50 PM (4ZKcy) 38
Isn't it customary to wait until Comment 100+ to hijack a thread into fashion, cosmetics, and specific non-primary shades of paint?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2017 03:50 PM (ctuyM) 39
Bearness?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2017 03:50 PM (IqV8l) 40
23 "their unique role as intimate bedmate"
.......... What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: My Pillow at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (HgMAr yeppers. Posted by: Body Pillow at November 13, 2017 03:51 PM (VezBU) 41
Dibs on your stuff.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 13, 2017 03:49 PM (tbOMB) I'm now en route to an undisclosed location. Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2017 03:51 PM (uiwCw) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 13, 2017 03:51 PM (tbOMB) 43
I like bears.
Posted by: Shep! at November 13, 2017 03:51 PM (vg8iE) 44
:::settles into bunk:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 13, 2017 03:51 PM (C38UF) 45
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Dibs on your stuff. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 13, 2017 03:49 PM (tbOMB) I'm now en route to an undisclosed location. Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2017 03:51 PM (uiwCw) Bless your heart. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 13, 2017 03:51 PM (tbOMB) 46
I don't like teddy bears either.
Bears are big, smelly, vicious animals. Why in TF would any kid want to cuddle up with a stuffed representation of one? Yeah yeah, Teddy Roosvelt something something who cares. Fk bears. They're lucky we don't eradicate them once and for all. Technically, we should. They are the alpha predators on this continent except for one little thing: we have the guns. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 03:51 PM (ul9CR) 47
I have a teddy bear. It's name is Mitch McConnell Is An Asshole.
Posted by: Judge Roy Moore at November 13, 2017 03:51 PM (ylUqT) 48
how does this happen, I blink and new thread and I am no 43
Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 03:51 PM (QC/4S) 49
So Gushka, you are clear to get out of bed and drive and do all those things now? And sorry to hear about your mom going through chemo, ugh. Although it sounds like she has a lot of energy, which is good.
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (UoSKV) 50
24 Someone put me some f'n knowledge here. Is an abstract a Masters Thesis, or the proposal for a Phd dissertation, or what?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (z79tQ) An abstract is a statement before a paper that explains what is in the rest of the paper. So its a quick summary of what the paper is supposed to be about. So like a scientific paper will include the purpose of the paper and likely will include a statement on the findings. Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (z/Ubi) 51
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Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (QC/4S) 52
*clinks beer bottles together* Te-e-e-e-e-eddy! Come out and play-a-a-ay! Te-e-e-e-e-e-e-eddy Bear! Come out and play-a-a-a-a-ay! ... Posted by: Snuggle the Fabric Softener Bear at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (NyJwR) 53
Nice to hear Chipotle is still in the business of poisoning people. Kind of glad I didn't buy that stock. Preparing food that lays out all day with nasty hands right in front of people was probably not a good idea.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (YV+SU) 54
I am not playing any more
Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (QC/4S) 55
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I'm taking the day off to masturbate in front of strange women. Posted by: Dr Spank at November 13, 2017 03:46 PM (4e+hS) ====understandable choice. If you do it in front of normal women it probably won't work out for you near as well. Posted by: jc at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (iRJ+A) 56
And then the Germans began tracking them by sewing buttons into their ears clearly foreshadowing the Holocaust.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (mJ8mX) 57
Nice to know we're going in deep to the Chinese so this bint can get a gummint grant to write this emo porn.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (oVJmc) 58
Bad Touch Bear
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 13, 2017 03:53 PM (hLRSq) 59
You had a bear. You named him Mitch McConnell Is An Asshole.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 03:53 PM (ul9CR) 60
She keeps taping this giant dildo to my forehead. Hurts like hell when it's ripped off.
Posted by: Teddy Bear at November 13, 2017 03:53 PM (vtcmf) Posted by: simplemind at November 13, 2017 03:53 PM (B0bsr) 62
Oh gosh. She has also written this cute piece. You can't make this shit up. https://t.co/CzHIw5K0IP pic.twitter.com/l3ZACcI0cZ
I'm really confused by this. Some Finnsh chick wrote a ridiculous article about Teddy Bears. How is this significant? Why does the tweet say she "also" wrote the article. Are we supposed to know who this woman is? Why pluck this random article from obscurity to mock? Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2017 03:53 PM (42M22) 63
<3 runner it'll be ok
Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (kUotE) 64
Bears are big, smelly, vicious animals.
Actually, once you get to 'know' one, you may find they're just misunderstood and under-appreciated in certain regards. Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (ctuyM) 65
Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bread.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (jjaLl) 66
So the latest Moore accuser has come out and said Moore attempted to force her to perform oral sex on him when she was 16 but two years later she let him sign her year book at the restaurant where she worked.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (+Dllb) 67
Fk bears. They're lucky we don't eradicate them once and for all.
Technically, we should. They are the alpha predators on this continent except for one little thing: we have the guns. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 03:51 PM (ul9CR) I think they kind of share that distinction with wolves. Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (z/Ubi) 68
64 Bears are big, smelly, vicious animals.
Actually, once you get to 'know' one, you may find they're just misunderstood and under-appreciated in certain regards. You're not there for the hunting, are you? Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (ul9CR) 69
Nice to hear Chipotle is still in the business of poisoning people.
----------------- I ate there for the first time last week (no choice in the matter). I do not understand how it became so popular. Posted by: $2 Hooker wants book deal at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (SkuXa) 70
In Japan we make you intimate bedmate.
Posted by: Teddy Bear Sexbots of Tokyo, Inc. at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Mork from Ork at November 13, 2017 03:55 PM (IqV8l) 72
Ace replaced me. My life may as well end. Please stop watering me.
It's a whoreish looking Vermont Teddy Bear, dressed in red lingerie. Posted by: The Ficus On The New Shelf at November 13, 2017 03:55 PM (ylUqT) 73
This is a story of an iconic toy, the Teddy Bear. What makes Teddy Bears so special? The paper ponders this question by way of reflecting the author's lifelong relation to her own Teddy. The result of this reflection is that it is Teddies' cuteness, bearness and softness as well as their unique role as intimate bedmates that makes them so special. Altogether, it seems that the secret behind Teddy Bears' success is that they manifest and embody human vulnerability.
I guess I wasted my time going into science. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 03:55 PM (YqDXo) 74
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So the latest Moore accuser has come out and said Moore attempted to force her to perform oral sex on him when she was 16 but two years later she let him sign her year book at the restaurant where she worked. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (+Dllb) Sounds like a fair trade. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 13, 2017 03:55 PM (tbOMB) 75
One of my favorite scenes, from Better Off Dead, is the main character (Cusack) on the phone with his exgirlfriend:
Hello, Beth? Hey, it's Christmas. I was thinking maybe me and you could... No, we didn't open our presents yet. You did. The cutest thing ever. From Roy. A giant teddy bear bigger than you. [holding up the little bear he could afford that he bought for her] Sounds great... it really does sound good. Look, I gotta go. The Christmas tree's on fire. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 03:55 PM (39g3+) 76
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (z/Ubi)
Yes, but what paper? I need to rephrase, for what sort of paper or project would one need to write an abstract for? Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 13, 2017 03:55 PM (z79tQ) 77
Louis CK likes to pound off in front of teddy bears
Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 03:55 PM (7HtZB) 78
24 Someone put me some f'n knowledge here. Is an abstract a Masters Thesis, or the proposal for a Phd dissertation, or what?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (z79tQ) An abstract is a statement before a paper that explains what is in the rest of the paper. So its a quick summary of what the paper is supposed to be about. So like a scientific paper will include the purpose of the paper and likely will include a statement on the findings. AND...a good rule of thumb to reading most scientific papers is to be sure to read the conclusion as well. Often editors/"peers," the author, &c, get the abstract to lean a bit in some specific direction when in reality the findings of the paper are not necessarily that way at all. Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 13, 2017 03:55 PM (aW5/6) 79
If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise If you go down in the woods today You'd better go in disguise! For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain Because today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxFIGWm9M6w Posted by: naturalfake at November 13, 2017 03:56 PM (NyJwR) 80
My friends,I must confess that I too have chased teenage girls.Couldn't catch any though,those bitches run fast!
Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 03:56 PM (LiyEm) 81
Meanwhile, in England:
Brutally rape, torture and murder two girls, get convicted -- and then get released a few decades later to live a normal life on the government's dime: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5076879/ Double-child-killer-Colin-Pitchfork-allowed-shopping.html This is your nation on death-penalty-lessness. Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2017 03:56 PM (42M22) 82
Posted by: Snuggle the Fabric Softener Bear at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (NyJwR)
--- Sorry, we are at a picnic now. But feel free to call back later. Posted by: Other Teddy Bears at November 13, 2017 03:56 PM (suO/a) 83
@62, zombie, that's the whole thing about Real Peer Review. They pick out absolutely absurd, ridiculous papers that are honest-to-God published in peer-reviewed academic journals. It is mesmerizing.
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 13, 2017 03:56 PM (QAOZh) 84
And then there's Hiromu Takahashi and his 'cat' Daryl...
Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2017 03:56 PM (XMDuf) 85
Ya know, I thought I could handle a grown man pawing up a middle schooler in her undies, but signing a HS yearbook in your 30s?!?!
FREAK Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 13, 2017 03:56 PM (C38UF) 86
50 24 Someone put me some f'n knowledge here. Is an abstract a Masters Thesis, or the proposal for a Phd dissertation, or what?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 13, 2017 03:48 PM (z79tQ) An abstract is a statement before a paper that explains what is in the rest of the paper. So its a quick summary of what the paper is supposed to be about. So like a scientific paper will include the purpose of the paper and likely will include a statement on the findings. Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (z/Ubi) Yep. Think "executive summary." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 03:56 PM (YqDXo) 87
69 Nice to hear Chipotle is still in the business of poisoning people.
----------------- I ate there for the first time last week (no choice in the matter). I do not understand how it became so popular. -------------------- Me neither. You want a good taco you gotta find a truck with a dozens beaners lining up. Not that hard to do these days. Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 03:57 PM (YV+SU) 88
53 Nice to hear Chipotle is still in the business of poisoning people. Kind of glad I didn't buy that stock. Preparing food that lays out all day with nasty hands right in front of people was probably not a good idea.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (YV+SU) Except Subway does about the same thing. The difference being that Subway doesn't tout their "progressivism" in food production. So they are likely getting clean veggies reducing the likelihood of cross contamination Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 13, 2017 03:57 PM (z/Ubi) 89
35 Why hello there, Cannibal Bob, you ol' smoothy. How are you? And how is Heidi? Feeling good these days, I hope?
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 03:50 PM (UoSKV) Well dear, thanks for asking xo. I've been stuffing her with supplements. I'm kind of a nag about. The latest is she wants to find a hobby. (Please dear God). She said after 25 years as her project I'm on my own. Its sink or swim. (She has a keen wit, bless her heart) We spent an hour + in an a crafts store yesterday with me saying "how about this" and at last discusssion its Rag Rugs. She gave up on the One Year Painting with Bob Ross. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 03:57 PM (VezBU) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2017 03:57 PM (r+sAi) 91
F' it. I am changing my name to Roman Polanski.
Posted by: Roy Moore at November 13, 2017 03:58 PM (tbOMB) 92
david horowitz ( ann coulter who hasn't had his balls cut off) say a child molester is better then a democrat and most alabamans agree.
Posted by: alabamo at November 13, 2017 03:58 PM (6C8JE) 93
My therapist suggested I get a teddy bear. I did, and she asked me to bring it to our next session, but I've pulled all the arms and legs off so I'm a little uncertain if I should show it to her.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at November 13, 2017 03:58 PM (ylUqT) 94
So Gushka, you are clear to get out of bed and drive and do all those things now? And sorry to hear about your mom going through chemo, ugh. Although it sounds like she has a lot of energy, which is good.
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (UoSKV) Not really, only kinda sorta. Grimmy will drive me home since his work is by parents, and he took the train. Its an emergency for dads sanitys sake, and i am only daughter with boots on the ground. Sissy is useless when there, and lives 9 hour drive away. I am still seeing specialists and trying to nail down all the problems. Seems so much more is wrong than hoese bite and sepsis. We have lupus and bloid clots flying too. WHEEE! MOM WAS THE ICING ON MY CAKE. I found out last week. Then of course dads cat got sick. Frail parents are a lot of work. My hats off to AtC for handling hers so well. Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (gk9m8) 95
Some idiot opened up a NEW Chipotle here in town. I say "idiot" but its busy so... apparently fools and their money out there want to overpay for meh food that may kill you. Its like Russian Roulette!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+) 96
An abstract is a statement before a paper that
explains what is in the rest of the paper. So its a quick summary of what the paper is supposed to be about. So like a scientific paper will include the purpose of the paper and likely will include a statement on the findings. Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 13, 2017 03:55 PM To abstract the above, the abstract is the TL;DR summary of the paper in question (PIQ). Posted by: B. Nye, da Science! Guy at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (ctuyM) 97
Not a joke: an anti-Trump themed hotel exclusively catering to rich lefty hypocrites opening soon:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-11-13/ coming-soon-to-washington-an-anti-trump-hotel-for-liberals I;m sure this violates a wide variety of anti-discrimination statutes. But they will never prosecuted, because leftism=immunity. On the upside: If stupid lefties want to drop $300/night to stay in some pretentious virtue-signalling rip-off scam, maybe that's a good thing. Why should I dissuade them from wasting their money? Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (42M22) 98
"92 david horowitz ( ann coulter who hasn't had his balls cut off) say a child molester is better then a democrat"
That's a very helpful comment. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (OD2ni) 99
76 Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 13, 2017 03:52 PM (z/Ubi)
Yes, but what paper? I need to rephrase, for what sort of paper or project would one need to write an abstract for? Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 13, 2017 03:55 PM (z79tQ) Research papers I guess. We had to write them for all of our lab reports in college. Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (z/Ubi) 100
Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (kUotE) that's what my cousin said..then locked me in the old damp cellar... Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (QC/4S) 101
question if a married couple leaves alabama and moves to california and gets a legal divorce will they still be brother and sister?
Posted by: alabamo at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (6C8JE) 102
We got a Teddy Ruxpin bear for my goddaughter one year back they were the next big thing. Man, were those things creepy.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2017 04:00 PM (O5Q3r) 103
I think they kind of share that distinction with wolves.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (z/Ubi) And mountain lions. And gators. Fuck gators, in particular. They are dinosaurs. Make em all into belts, boots and luggage Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 13, 2017 04:00 PM (z79tQ) Posted by: Bob Menendez at November 13, 2017 04:00 PM (398bZ) 105
That's a very helpful comment.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (OD2ni) ========== I'm almost able to translate it into English. Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 04:00 PM (vg8iE) 106
Actually, once you get to 'know' one, you may find they're just misunderstood and under-appreciated in certain regards.
I think I saw you on the roadside in Super Troopers Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:00 PM (39g3+) 107
80 My friends,I must confess that I too have chased teenage girls.Couldn't catch any though,those bitches run fast!
Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 03:56 PM (LiyEm) Tranquilizer darts. But they run zig zag if they catch on. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 04:00 PM (VezBU) 108
Well, Cannibal Bob, hobbies are good things to have and so are rag rugs. My SIL actually has made a few (she quilts, too) and they are beautiful, and very practical. So it could be worse! She could have taken up scrapbooking and then you'd have 100 big binders each containing 12 photos and 4,952 other scraps of paper.
No offense meant to scrapbookers, by the way. It's just that I'm at the point in my life where I want stuff leaving my house, not coming into it. So it's good I never went in for that scrapbooking craze. Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 04:00 PM (UoSKV) 109
75 One of my favorite scenes, from Better Off Dead, is the main character (Cusack) on the phone with his exgirlfriend:
Hello, Beth? Hey, it's Christmas. I was thinking maybe me and you could... No, we didn't open our presents yet. You did. The cutest thing ever. From Roy. A giant teddy bear bigger than you. [holding up the little bear he could afford that he bought for her] Sounds great... it really does sound good. Look, I gotta go. The Christmas tree's on fire. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 03:55 PM (39g3+) I know I'm a cartoon, but how would you feel if I took out Beth? Posted by: Barney Rubble at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (7HtZB) 110
81 Meanwhile, in England:
Brutally rape, torture and murder two girls, get convicted -- and then get released a few decades later to live a normal life on the government's dime: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5076879/ Double-child-killer-Colin-Pitchfork-allowed-shopping.html This is your nation on death-penalty-lessness. Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2017 03:56 PM (42M22) Not possible to have a civilized country without a death penalty. Liberals always bleat that we're barbaric, because all of the "civilized countries" - by which they mean Europe - have moved away from the death penalty. Really? Japan isn't civilized? They strung up those assholes who put nerve gas in the subway. India? Has offed a number of Muslim terrorists. Singapore? Hell, even Israel strung up Eichmann, even though they later abolished capital punishment. For the time being, anyway. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (YqDXo) 111
question if a married couple leaves alabama and moves to california and gets a legal divorce will they still be brother and sister?
Posted by: alabamo at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (6C8JE) ======= Judging by the content of your posts, I'd say you were a product of such a union. Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (vg8iE) 112
Clean food apparently means "shat upon by Mexicans"
Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (LiyEm) 113
Not kidding about this but many miniature gamers use teddy bear fur for stands and scenery.
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (aC6Sd) 114
Tranquilizer darts. But they run zig zag if they catch on.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 04:00 PM (VezBU) That's why you go after the blondes. Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (uiwCw) 115
I have never had the whim to chase after teenage girls. They are cute and all but... I'd kill myself after ten minutes of hearing them talk.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (39g3+) 116
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80 My friends,I must confess that I too have chased teenage girls.Couldn't catch any though,those bitches run fast! Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 03:56 PM (LiyEm) Tranquilizer darts. But they run zig zag if they catch on. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 04:00 PM (VezBU) Gill nets. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (tbOMB) 117
Alright Mr Teddy, tell me where the creepy author touched you.
Posted by: The DA at November 13, 2017 04:02 PM (89T5c) 118
"105 That's a very helpful comment.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (OD2ni) ========== I'm almost able to translate it into English. Posted by: bicentennialguy" Did not realize until after I posted that the troll was trolling. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 13, 2017 04:02 PM (OD2ni) 119
112 Clean food apparently means "shat upon by Mexicans"
Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (LiyEm) No that's Organic non-GMO vegetables. Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 13, 2017 04:02 PM (z/Ubi) 120
My therapist suggested I get a teddy bear. I did, and she asked me to bring it to our next session, but I've pulled all the arms and legs off so I'm a little uncertain if I should show it to her.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at November 13, 2017 03:58 PM (ylUqT) She keeps taping this giant dildo to my forehead. Hurts like hell when it's ripped off. Posted by: Teddy Bear at November 13, 2017 03:53 PM (vtcmf) Posted by: wth at November 13, 2017 04:02 PM (HgMAr) 121
I know I'm a cartoon, but how would you feel if I took out Beth?
Posted by: Barney Rubble I love that movie. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+) 122
102 We got a Teddy Ruxpin bear for my goddaughter one year back they were the next big thing. Man, were those things creepy.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2017 04:00 PM (O5Q3r) A friend of mine had one as a kid & I put an Eddie Murphy tape in the thing. Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 04:02 PM (7HtZB) 123
93 My therapist suggested I get a teddy bear. I did, and she asked me to bring it to our next session, but I've pulled all the arms and legs off so I'm a little uncertain if I should show it to her.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at November 13, 2017 03:58 PM (ylUqT) I love it here. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 04:02 PM (VezBU) 124
66 So the latest Moore accuser has come out and said Moore attempted to force her to perform oral sex on him when she was 16 but two years later she let him sign her year book at the restaurant where she worked.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (+Dllb) ______________________ I only saw part of the tape of her press conference, but I thought she said that Moore signed her yearbook the same day he assaulted her? She said she brought her yearbook into the restaurant, he asked to sign it and she let him, then later they left the restaurant and that's when he offered her a ride and groped and molested her. His yearbook entry appears to be dated 1977. I didn't catch how old the woman is. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 04:02 PM (BXf9o) 125
Now 5 women have come forward accusing Moore? This is all bullshit, especially now that Allred is connected. Oh and McConnell can kiss my ass. God, someone please primary this asshole!
Posted by: Jewells45 canhandleyourjewels at November 13, 2017 04:02 PM (zRZaJ) 126
66 So the latest Moore accuser has come out and said Moore attempted to force her to perform oral sex on him when she was 16 but two years later she let him sign her year book at the restaurant where she worked.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (+Dllb) If only there were people and organizations dedicated to asking questions about things like that and publishing the answers. Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 04:02 PM (coYZ7) 127
95 Some idiot opened up a NEW Chipotle here in town. I say "idiot" but its busy so... apparently fools and their money out there want to overpay for meh food that may kill you. Its like Russian Roulette!
------------------- What amazes me is the franchise fee the guys are putting up to make burritos. Why would anyone spend $1M in franchise fees to be able to associate themselves with the monthly poisoned diner report? $1M buys a lot of cheap labor and multiple burrito shops. Hell the middlemen will front you the food and refrigerators for free. Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:03 PM (YV+SU) 128
On the upside: If stupid lefties want to drop $300/night to stay in some pretentious virtue-signalling rip-off scam, maybe that's a good thing. Why should I dissuade them from wasting their money?
Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (42M22) Good place to schedule the next "draw Mohammed" event. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:03 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Sporkatus at November 13, 2017 04:03 PM (HtLSE) 130
Judging by the content of your posts, I'd say you were a product of such a union.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (vg8iE) =================================== Several generations of incest right there, do you think? Posted by: Ashley Judd at November 13, 2017 04:04 PM (ylUqT) 131
As long as we are into cute Teddy stories, I had taken my ~ 4 year old daughter on rounds and had a newborn circumcision to do. She wanted to watch, so the nurse helped block and delay her till I was done. At home, it was very quiet. "Honey, watcha doing?" "I'm doing surgery on my bear."
"What kind of surgery?" "Black surgery." "Can I see?" She was picking out the black threads on it's nose. I had visions of a circumcised bear. Posted by: lurking grandma at November 13, 2017 04:04 PM (sujqA) 132
110
Not possible to have a civilized country without a death penalty. Liberals always bleat that we're barbaric, because all of the "civilized countries" - by which they mean Europe - have moved away from the death penalty. Really? Japan isn't civilized? They strung up those assholes who put nerve gas in the subway. India? Has offed a number of Muslim terrorists. Singapore? Hell, even Israel strung up Eichmann, even though they later abolished capital punishment. For the time being, anyway. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (YqDXo) How about making it public again. The chair, the rope, the firing squad - method shouldn't matter. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 13, 2017 04:04 PM (jxbfJ) 133
So the latest Moore accuser has come out and said Moore attempted to force her to perform oral sex on him when she was 16 but two years later she let him sign her year book at the restaurant where she worked.
---------------------- I thought we already litigated the fact that oral sex isn't sex. Its like alternative nutrition or something. WTF? Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:04 PM (YV+SU) 134
His yearbook entry appears to be dated 1977. I didn't catch how old the woman is.
She said it happened when she was 16. What confuses me is the timeline. When I was in high school we got our yearbooks the next year, picked them up when we got to school in September. I didn't even bother getting one until my senior year and can't remember why I cared. I think it was just tradition. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:04 PM (39g3+) 135
News that the Norks shot a defector - a soldier at the JSA. ROK troops dragged him to safety and he's in the hospital now.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 03:46 PM (fA1SL) Zerohedge commenters are convinced its a false flag set up by the Jews to force NoKo into the Jewish banking system that allows said Jews to run the world from Jerusalem - and Brussels - and D.C. Sometimes I wonder how many people in the West actually think like that. Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 13, 2017 04:04 PM (6JL3d) 136
Now 5 women have come forward accusing Moore? This is all bullshit, especially now that Allred is connected. Oh and McConnell can kiss my ass. God, someone please primary this asshole!
========== I agree. They do this shit to make it look "serial," patterned, ongoing, an imminent threat, etc. I wonder if they realize it actually makes it seem more of a contrived tale? Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 04:04 PM (vg8iE) 137
"What amazes me is the franchise fee the guys are putting up to make burritos. Why would anyone spend $1M in franchise fees to be able to associate themselves with the monthly poisoned diner report?
$1M buys a lot of cheap labor and multiple burrito shops. Hell the middlemen will front you the food and refrigerators for free. Posted by: Pudding Head" They load those things up with rice and beans so its almost all profit. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 13, 2017 04:04 PM (OD2ni) 138
66 So the latest Moore accuser has come out and said Moore attempted to force her to perform oral sex on him when she was 16 but two years later she let him sign her year book at the restaurant where she worked.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 03:54 PM (+Dllb) Give it up, Gloria. This dog ain't huntin'. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:05 PM (YqDXo) 139
@100 hey, 'okay' isn't like spectacular or anything.
'We're on Easy Street, And it feels so sweet Cause the world is but a treat When you're on Easy Street We're breaking out the good champagne Sitting pretty on the gravy train And when we sing every sweet refrain repeats Right here on Easy Street' Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 04:05 PM (kUotE) 140
I called Allred when the story first started.
There's no way she came up with this 'new' 'unrelated' client in the few days since this broke. She was on the ground at the outset, or got handed this client by the people who set it all up in the beginning. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 13, 2017 04:05 PM (oVJmc) 141
I have to admit...I like'em young and under-developed.. I went out with a few Teddy She Bears that were little more than a couple strips of velour and some googley-eyes. Posted by: Alabama Teddy Bear at November 13, 2017 04:05 PM (NyJwR) 142
yeah, Ace must have finished the shelf project ... books and crap are all on the wall now, with shaky drywall anchors scheduled to fail in 5-10 years, depending how loudly he plays the stereo, and how hard the books get slammed down.
Hopefully by then Ace is in a rural estate with five kids ... rich beyond ... or do New Yorkers never leave? Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2017 04:05 PM (/aIFg) 143
I thought we already litigated the fact that oral sex isn't sex. Its like alternative nutrition or something. WTF?
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:04 PM (YV+SU) *inhales drink* Wasn't expecting that one. >.> Well played. Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 13, 2017 04:06 PM (6JL3d) 144
Holy cow, Gushka, it just keeps coming, doesn't it? Well, you haven't left my prayer list, and you won't. Keep that good attitude though, and don't overdo. My goodness.
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 04:06 PM (UoSKV) 145
Teddy bears are just one inadvertant grope away from being Pedo bears. Don't say I didn't warn you. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2017 04:06 PM (pNxlR) 146
Happy shelving, Ace! Don't forget to drill support screws into the studs, so the shelves don't fall off the walls.
#helping Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at November 13, 2017 04:06 PM (LDV7V) 147
115 I have never had the whim to chase after teenage girls. They are cute and all but... I'd kill myself after ten minutes of hearing them talk.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (39g3+) THIS. Not. A teenager, but I realized she was too young about 10 minutes into the ride to the restaurant. She said "who's ruining this song by Bruce Springsteen?" Me: "the fucking band that did the original." cant remember what song but it was a classic. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 04:06 PM (VezBU) 148
My therapist suggested I get a teddy bear. I did, and she asked me to
bring it to our next session, but I've pulled all the arms and legs off so I'm a little uncertain if I should show it to her. Posted by: Ashley Judd at November 13, 2017 03:58 PM Get one of those cute little pink knit caps with the little ears, put it on it, and it will be totes fine. Posted by: HordeSource(tm), your AoSHQ Life Coach at November 13, 2017 04:06 PM (ctuyM) 149
You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hijacked a school bus full of penguins.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 13, 2017 04:07 PM (C38UF) 150
Several generations of incest right there, do you think?
If we tell him to go fuck himself, is that incest too? Actually, he might come from a long line of people who went to go fuck themselves. Posted by: Sporkatus at November 13, 2017 04:07 PM (HtLSE) 151
$1M buys a lot of cheap labor and multiple burrito shops. Hell the middlemen will front you the food and refrigerators for free.
Heck if I want to risk food poisoning I'll hit the local taco cart and try some goat. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:07 PM (39g3+) 152
Imma thinking Chipotle is like a Starbucks where skinny white kids can look all hipster and cool without having to eat with Mexicans. All the Mexicans are behind the sneeze glass sneezing into the ingredients.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:07 PM (YV+SU) 153
Are we going to get a Daily Shelving Report? If "no", how about a Daily Shelving Futures' Report? The suspense is killing us, ace! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2017 04:08 PM (pNxlR) 154
>>>>Well, Cannibal Bob, hobbies are good things to have and so are rag rugs.
My SIL actually has made a few (she quilts, too) and they are beautiful, and very practical. So it could be worse! She could have taken up scrapbooking and then you'd have 100 big binders each containing 12 photos and 4,952 other scraps of paper. No offense meant to scrapbookers, by the way. It's just that I'm at the point in my life where I want stuff leaving my house, not coming into it. So it's good I never went in for that scrapbooking craze. . . .Trying to downsize here also. Going to pull out the 40+ years of double print photos that have been stored in huge plastic tubs that have been moved about 8 times soon. Yeah me! Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 04:08 PM (+Dllb) 155
she freaked out and hijacked a school bus full of penguins.
Big mistake. If you hijack the penguin's assisted mobility bus, they fight back less. Posted by: Sporkatus at November 13, 2017 04:08 PM (HtLSE) 156
I went out with a few Teddy She Bears that were little more than a couple strips of velour and some googley-eyes.
Posted by: Alabama Teddy Bear at November 13, 2017 04:05 PM (NyJwR) I like em fresh from the Build-A-Bear. Old enough to crawl, they're in the right position! Posted by: Ursus Theordorus at November 13, 2017 04:08 PM (z79tQ) 157
151 $1M buys a lot of cheap labor and multiple burrito shops. Hell the middlemen will front you the food and refrigerators for free.
Heck if I want to risk food poisoning I'll hit the local taco cart and try some goat. ------------------ First learned that living in LA. East LA was quite an education. Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:08 PM (YV+SU) 158
What amazes me is the franchise fee the guys are putting up to make burritos. Why would anyone spend $1M in franchise fees to be able to associate themselves with the monthly poisoned diner report? $1M buys a lot of cheap labor and multiple burrito shops. Hell the middlemen will front you the food and refrigerators for free. Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:03 PM (YV+SU) Thoroughly subpar burritos There's nothing quite like the mom 'n pop Mexican restaurants, or a good home-style taco truck. Taco trucks were my very lifeblood when I started working. I might not have survived but for the steady supply of made-from-scratch spicy guacamole, sizzling chicken fajitas, savory seared bell peppers and sweet onion... and the enchiladas, God be praised, the enchiladas. I believe the Mexicans and Italians were taught how to cook directly by God. Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 13, 2017 04:08 PM (6JL3d) 159
"140 I called Allred when the story first started.
There's no way she came up with this 'new' 'unrelated' client in the few days since this broke." I think it is more likely than not that Moore is a pervert and should drop out (let me have it), but getting Allred involved hurts all the accuser's credibility. Like getting Sharpoton involved in a racial thing. People roll their eyes and tune out. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 13, 2017 04:09 PM (OD2ni) 160
"Not a joke: an anti-Trump themed hotel exclusively catering to rich lefty hypocrites opening soon:
On the upside: If stupid lefties want to drop $300/night to stay in some pretentious virtue-signalling rip-off scam, maybe that's a good thing. Why should I dissuade them from wasting their money? Posted by: zombie" Maybe this can be used as a model to get them to set up their own exclusive utopia-nation, complete and with wall and border guards to keep them from leaving. Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2017 04:09 PM (MxEKc) 161
All the Mexicans are behind the sneeze glass sneezing into the ingredients.
========= I don't think it was the sneezing that caused all those illnesses.... They must have taken down the "All Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work" signs in their lavatories. Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 04:09 PM (vg8iE) 162
a senate seat at stake, Allred smelled the money ... she'll coach the next fake better than the last one. Gotta be at least a million in this ... make sure to get the mom and a friend to confirm the story ... claim he had his name printed on his underwear ... a nice detail like that means "must be real".
Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2017 04:09 PM (/aIFg) 163
Chipotle may have taken a small stock hit but their stock is still hovering around $270 a share so there's a lot of fail left in the company.
The other stock that has a lot higher price than you would think is priceline at $1,700 a share. Wish I had bought some when it was $14.00 a share right after 9/11 Posted by: Kreplach at November 13, 2017 04:09 PM (71/k8) 164
143 I thought we already litigated the fact that oral sex isn't sex. Its like alternative nutrition or something. WTF?
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:04 PM (YV+SU) Wouldn't it be delicious if Moore stared into a TV camera wagged his finger and intoned, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman ... Miss [Whatever her name is]." How do liberals react when Moore channels their imam? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:09 PM (YqDXo) 165
BJ and the Bear is quite the date night
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 13, 2017 04:09 PM (PNcou) 166
134 His yearbook entry appears to be dated 1977. I didn't catch how old the woman is.
She said it happened when she was 16. What confuses me is the timeline. When I was in high school we got our yearbooks the next year, _________________ We got out yearbooks at the end of the school year that they were for. Probably depends on the printer the school uses. I was just curious about the woman's age because the yearbook signing was dated 1977, and she said (I think, wasn't listening that carefully) that Moore assaulted her the same day he signed the yearbook. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 04:09 PM (BXf9o) 167
>>>>
Not kidding about this but many miniature gamers use teddy bear fur for stands and scenery. . . .I once played a 15mm WWII miniature game at a tournament on a teddy bear fur table. I felt dirty. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 04:09 PM (+Dllb) 168
139 @100 hey, 'okay' isn't like spectacular or anything.
'We're on Easy Street, And it feels so sweet Cause the world is but a treat When you're on Easy Street We're breaking out the good champagne Sitting pretty on the gravy train And when we sing every sweet refrain repeats Right here on Easy Street' Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 04:05 PM (kUotE) Just kill me please, Negan! Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 04:10 PM (7HtZB) 169
They must have taken down the "All Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work" signs in their lavatories.
"Please don't mind the lettuce what has been shat in." Posted by: Sporkatus at November 13, 2017 04:10 PM (HtLSE) 170
"Not a joke: an anti-Trump themed hotel exclusively catering to rich lefty hypocrites opening soon:
On the upside: If stupid lefties want to drop $300/night to stay in some pretentious virtue-signalling rip-off scam, maybe that's a good thing. Why should I dissuade them from wasting their money? Posted by: zombie" wait till they find out who is the real owner Posted by: DJT Jr at November 13, 2017 04:10 PM (QC/4S) 171
Going to pull out the 40+ years of double print photos that have been stored in huge plastic tubs that have been moved about 8 times soon. Yeah me!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 04:08 PM (+Dllb) --------- When you're all finished, let me know and I'll send you mine. Did you know I have five kids? Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 04:10 PM (UoSKV) 172
162 a senate seat at stake, Allred smelled the money ... she'll coach the next fake better than the last one. Gotta be at least a million in this ... make sure to get the mom and a friend to confirm the story ... claim he had his name printed on his underwear ... a nice detail like that means "must be real".
Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2017 04:09 PM (/aIFg) Roy "Fruit of the Loom" Moore. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:10 PM (YqDXo) 173
Steely Dan: "Hey Nineteen"
No we can't dance together No we can't talk at all ... Hey Nineteen That's 'Retha Franklin She don't remember The Queen of Soul It's hard times befallen The Soul Survivors She thinks I'm crazy But I'm just growing old https://youtu.be/5J7IrPVLc4U Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:10 PM (39g3+) 174
I confess.
I love teddy bears. They don't poop or pee or drool or shed. They don't even eat or drink unless you want them to. Then they go for cookies and tea. Mostly cookies. I wouldn't mind being one. You could get chubby and never have to shave. And eat cookies. Now, real bears --- or 'natural' bears, as I call them, because teddy bears are also real --- I dunno. Black bears look darn cute in pictures or from a safe distance. But up close? Nope. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2017 04:10 PM (0jtPF) 175
They must have taken down the "All Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work" signs in their lavatories.
--------------------- Signs are nice, but they rely on the assumption people can read. Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:11 PM (YV+SU) 176
Well almost another 500 words of new story written. And I found a misspelling in the published Yuriko story. *sigh*
Guess will be uploading a new copy soon. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 04:11 PM (wdl1A) 177
"...said Moore attempted to force her to perform oral sex on him..."
........... I do this all the time but only to the ones without teeth. Posted by: wth at November 13, 2017 04:11 PM (HgMAr) 178
173 Steely Dan: "Hey Nineteen"
No we can't dance together No we can't talk at all ... Hey Nineteen That's 'Retha Franklin She don't remember The Queen of Soul It's hard times befallen The Soul Survivors She thinks I'm crazy But I'm just growing old https://youtu.be/5J7IrPVLc4U Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:10 PM (39g3+) Where we're goin' The pine cones come in and Make tonight a wonderful thing Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 04:12 PM (7HtZB) 179
I was just curious about the woman's age because the yearbook signing was dated 1977, and she said (I think, wasn't listening that carefully) that Moore assaulted her the same day he signed the yearbook.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 04:09 PM (BXf9o) "Best wishes to [whatever her name is], she gives great head!" - Roy Moore Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:12 PM (YqDXo) 180
You see, the problem here is that my little brother
this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hijacked a school bus full of penguins. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 13, 2017 04:07 PM Nah, dude, not buying it. Sounds made up. If it were a true story, it would have had Winona in it somewhere. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2017 04:12 PM (ctuyM) Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2017 04:13 PM (PY9jH) 182
All the Mexicans are behind the sneeze glass sneezing into the ingredients.
KARRRK! No SNEEZE GUARD!!! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:13 PM (39g3+) 183
I prefer teddy twinks.
Posted by: George Takei at November 13, 2017 04:13 PM (oVJmc) 184
Holy cow, Gushka, it just keeps coming, doesn't it? Well, you haven't left my prayer list, and you won't. Keep that good attitude though, and don't overdo. My goodness.
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 04:06 PM (UoSKV) Grimmy has been a rock, offering to do whatever is needed or put up with whatever i gotta do. My friends are being Stunt-Gushkas to my furry charges, big and small. That helps bigly. The people letting me vent to them helps too, but honestly sometimes i feel like i have a sucking chest wound. This has been a horrible month of terrible news. My colts are great tho, and im back to painting. But my driving is hotly the worst its ever been, and i just gotta push through anyway. Dad needs me. Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 13, 2017 04:13 PM (gk9m8) 185
I do this all the time but only to the ones without teeth.
---------------------- You work in a nursing home? Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:13 PM (YV+SU) Posted by: Kreplach at November 13, 2017 04:14 PM (71/k8) 187
167. That's the gateway drug, you know. It starts with Tabletop miniatures, with a 'teddy bear fur' tablecloth. Then, one day, you find yourself dressed as teddy bear and yiffing with a hotel convention center full of other degenerates.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 04:14 PM (fA1SL) 188
Show me on the bear where Joe touched you.
Posted by: President Barak Obama at November 13, 2017 04:14 PM (ylUqT) 189
Who asks or even approaches an older person that isn't a teacher to sign their yearbook?
If your a person with legal training and you are considering hitting on a young woman, why would you sign and date their yearbook to provide handy evidence that you were with that person on the date they accused you of? I thought it was weird that a guy would get a 14 year old to paw him, and then stop without it going further and no other person claiming he tried it again. So I guess there is another claiming it happened when they were 16, but the series of events leading up to the assault are fantastic. I'm not saying Moore is innocent and these woman are lying. I'm just finding the evidence, as well the timing, questionable enough to not be a factor in my vote. He can always be removed after a trial. After all, its how they are treating Bob Menendez. Posted by: Leland at November 13, 2017 04:14 PM (4y/OO) Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH) 191
Black bears look darn cute in pictures
We are darn cute. And we love to play! The Black Bear Way! Here take off all your clothes and rub this honey all over your body. Now roll in this tub of crispy bacon. Mmmmmm. Yeah....yeah.... Time to play! Posted by: Black Bear at November 13, 2017 04:14 PM (NyJwR) 192
I've never set foot in Chipotle even though I have one within walking distance.
Those chain restaurants are always a disappointment/ripoff, and that's even if you don't get poisoned. Don't even get me started on Buffalo Wild Wings. Those motherfkers can eat a bag of dicks every day. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 04:14 PM (ul9CR) 193
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2017 04:13 PM (PY9jH)
Supposedly tried to get a high schooler to perform oral sex on him. Not sure how old he was at the time. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 04:14 PM (8+Ozj) 194
Do I need to order more bubble-wrap Gushka?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 04:15 PM (wdl1A) 195
115 I have never had the whim to chase after teenage girls. They are cute and all but... I'd kill myself after ten minutes of hearing them talk.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (39g3+) "I mean, like, I was like 'REALLY? And she was like, "OMG!" And I was like, "For REAL?" And she was like ..." All delivered with uptalking. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:15 PM (YqDXo) 196
Did Gloria do this press conference with her baseball bat?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 13, 2017 04:15 PM (oVJmc) 197
>>>Nah, dude, not buying it. Sounds made up. If it were a true story, it would have had Winona in it somewhere.
She was skiing the K-12 at the time. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 13, 2017 04:15 PM (C38UF) 198
The GOPe basically declared war on us. They see us as a real danger, because we're done with their bullshit and are voting for "not GOPe" candidates. Their nightmare scenario is when there is enough of us to outvote the pearl clutcher repubs among us and vote in the Ghengis Khan type repubs we actually need. We went around them and elected trump, then we went around them and elected this Moore dude.
The next step, if we got the frigging balls to do it, is to primary every last one of those assholes in the mid terms and replace them with ghengis khan types that would think nothing of punching schumer in the balls with a pair of brass knuckles and light Maxine water's wigs on fire. Nothing less will save this country. The GOPe is starting to see we could actually do it, and finally, finally they found their hill to die on, and that's fighting us. The scumbags are low enough to join in with the dems. They are throwing everything they got at us, because if...if we find our balls, the next time around none of them will be left standing, and they know it. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 04:15 PM (aMlLZ) 199
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2017 04:13 PM (PY9jH)
Supposedly tried to get a high schooler to perform oral sex on him. Not sure how old he was at the time. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 04:14 PM (8+Ozj) Oh, for crying out loud. After forty years they're suddenly crawling out of the woodwork. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2017 04:16 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2017 04:16 PM (tr2D7) 201
@168 Lucille is THIRSTY
Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 04:16 PM (kUotE) 202
Research papers I guess. We had to write them for all of our lab reports in college.
And dissertations/theses... Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, Ph.D. at November 13, 2017 04:16 PM (FftaI) 203
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.Trying to downsize here also. Going to pull out the 40+ years of double print photos that have been stored in huge plastic tubs that have been moved about 8 times soon. Yeah me! Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 04:08 PM (+Dllb) yepppers TGWS. We are so practical it spills over into everything. What would we have done with a dozen Bob Ross paintings and an easel and paints?i used to do artwork and have a portfolio of stuff. Then mosaics. i used to caste figures I did from clay. gees. There's only so much stuff you can stick your relatives with. And we want something portable. We do have a ton of phots and movies though that I'd like to send to one of those companies to put on CD, We have those long frames that have about 20 photos around he house. I do like seeing them. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 04:16 PM (VezBU) 204
@189
Don't believe any of this bullshit. Same crap was tried against Trump and he powered through it. Moore can to. Posted by: Kreplach at November 13, 2017 04:16 PM (71/k8) 205
Posted by: Black Bear at November 13, 2017 04:14 PM (NyJwR)
Have you seen the video of some genius at Yellowstone (IIRC) smearing honey on her child's face so the nearby bear will lick it off? Darwin was right. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:17 PM (YqDXo) 206
Don't even get me started on Buffalo Wild Wings. Those motherfkers can eat a bag of dicks every day.
------------------- Totes agree on BWW. The one thing I like is they serve Sam Adams in large Sam Adams glasses. I get my wife to put the empty glasses in her YUGE handbag to even out the cost for the shitty meal. Nice glasses. Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:17 PM (YV+SU) 207
My song 'Teddy Bear' makes truckers cry. Even when they're cruising truck stops for underage 'lot lizards.'
Posted by: Red Sevine at November 13, 2017 04:17 PM (cxY9n) 208
LMAO GQ names Colin Kaepernick "Citizen of the Year."
GQ? Let's just say that GQ is the opposite of the tits. Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:18 PM (GsAUU) 209
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2017 04:16 PM (PY9jH)
More like "pushed" out of the woodwork for some money and/or fame Unfortunately it comes on the heels of Weinstein so might seem more believable to some people. I don't know what the truth is, but it's obviously coordinated Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 04:18 PM (8+Ozj) 210
"I mean, like, I was like 'REALLY? And she was like, "OMG!" And I was like, "For REAL?" And she was like ..." All delivered with uptalking. ------------------ Well there is one way to stop them talking. Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:19 PM (YV+SU) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:19 PM (YqDXo) 212
208 LMAO GQ names Colin Kaepernick "Citizen of the Year."
GQ? Let's just say that GQ is the opposite of the tits. Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:18 PM (GsAUU) GQ is the anal warts. Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 04:19 PM (7HtZB) 213
Fenelon, I was on earlier this morning and mentioned that a woman at my church told us she sat behind the pastor's wife (and mother of the murdered daughter, Annabelle) of the Texas church on a flight from Ft. Lauderdale to Charlotte on the Sunday of the shootings.
The poor woman received a phone call *on the plane* telling her her daughter had been killed, along with several others. She was hysterical (of course) and in a state of shock, and someone gave her their first class seat. When they arrived in Charlotte, there was someone with a wheelchair to take her to her connecting flight. I was gobsmacked that she would receive the news while sitting on a plane, but then remembered CNN would be on every TV in whatever airports she was traveling through. So heartbreaking. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2017 04:19 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 04:20 PM (wdl1A) Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2017 04:20 PM (7rlrd) 216
LMAO GQ names Colin Kaepernick "Citizen of the Year."
The same folks that named Keith Olbermann, "Head of The Resistance". Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2017 04:20 PM (O5Q3r) 217
I think the burning question on everyones minds is:
Were the high school/middle school these girls attended named after Confederate Soldiers?? I mean, a little skeevy underoo sex play is fine, but not if she was a student at Jefferson Davis Middle School!! Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 13, 2017 04:21 PM (C38UF) 218
Girl: Yeah I met him, he signed my yearbook, it was cool!
Allred: Is that all that happened? Girl: Well yeah I mean he was really old. I was sixteen at the time. Allred: are you sure? I mean we're looking for stories here, I'll pay you. A lot. Girl: A lot? Allred: Let's just say I slipped one girl $500,000 for her story against Herman Cain Girl: Seriously? I'm starting to remember things... Allred: Plus there's always a book deal, even more money. Girl: He wore brown hush puppies... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:21 PM (39g3+) 219
The GOPe basically declared war on us. They see us as a real danger,
because we're done with their bullshit and are voting for "not GOPe" candidates. Their nightmare scenario is when there is enough of us to outvote the pearl clutcher repubs among us and vote in the Ghengis Khan type repubs we actually need. We went around them and elected trump, then we went around them and elected this Moore dude. The next step, if we got the frigging balls to do it, is to primary every last one of those assholes in the mid terms and replace them with ghengis khan types that would think nothing of punching schumer in the balls with a pair of brass knuckles and light Maxine water's wigs on fire. Nothing less will save this country. The GOPe is starting to see we could actually do it, and finally, finally they found their hill to die on, and that's fighting us. The scumbags are low enough to join in with the dems. They are throwing everything they got at us, because if...if we find our balls, the next time around none of them will be left standing, and they know it. --- Agree 100% I want to throw the GOPe to the side of the road, like a dead squirrel. They aren't working for us, they aren't getting things done and in fact, they're playing for the opposite team. Primary. Them. ALL. /aka "drain the swamp" Posted by: shibumi at November 13, 2017 04:21 PM (aT+Bx) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 04:21 PM (wdl1A) 221
On the upside: If stupid lefties want to drop
$300/night to stay in some pretentious virtue-signalling rip-off scam, maybe that's a good thing. Why should I dissuade them from wasting their money? Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2017 03:59 PM (42M22) Sounds like a prime target for an up-and-coming arsonist. Posted by: Grey Owl at November 13, 2017 04:22 PM (oPNmq) 222
As evidenced by the lefty Hollywood perverts, a true pervert , sexual assailant would have taken his junk out in order to entice his prey.
That was also Bill Clintons move also. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 04:22 PM (Z4z/q) 223
They claim the Q in GQ stands for Quarterly but based on the content I think its more like the one in LBGTQwerty.
I mean... a men's magazine all about fashion with almost no women in it? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:22 PM (39g3+) 224
You're not fooling us, ace. You're going off to get one of those new trendy fanny packs, aren't you.
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 03:46 PM (UoSKV) Are there really new ones? I kinda miss those things. I still have some of the old type that still have tags on, so maybe I can use them now. Would like links to see the trendy kind. Posted by: professor chaos or gumdrop gorilla at November 13, 2017 04:22 PM (D3Jo9) 225
Have you seen the video of some genius at Yellowstone (IIRC) smearing honey on her child's face so the nearby bear will lick it off?
Darwin was right. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:17 PM (YqDXo) ---------- Oh no. I get the feeling you're not joking. Was this recent? That's unbelievably horrible. And it's not like Yellowstone doesn't have signs everywhere warning people not to get too close to the wildlife. I guess they need to start putting up signs warning people not to paint themselves or their children with honey too. What is wrong with people. Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 04:23 PM (UoSKV) 226
"Not a joke: an anti-Trump themed hotel exclusively catering to rich lefty hypocrites opening soon:
The SNL skit "The Bubble". Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 13, 2017 04:23 PM (hLRSq) Posted by: vocabulary at November 13, 2017 04:23 PM (+INtM) 228
I guess we'll find out tomorrow if AtC got blowed up real good.
Unless the news refers to "An Incident" this evening. Posted by: DaveA at November 13, 2017 04:23 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:23 PM (39g3+) 230
40 years ago most people just lived and endured some bad things ... now I encourage (good) people to record everything, especially lawyers or any agreements. Lawyers I knew had this idea that no matter what is said or promised, it means nothing unless written. And even if written, not necessarily binding ... and in any case, only hiring more lawyers reverses them when they walk right through all the agreements and written deals.
it's a jungle out there ... see the last 8 years of Obama, or the Mueller inquisition on Trump/Russia. Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2017 04:24 PM (/aIFg) Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 13, 2017 04:24 PM (C38UF) 232
Not kidding about this but many miniature gamers use teddy bear fur for stands and scenery.
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2017 04:01 PM (aC6Sd) There is an entire industry centered around raising Teddy bears for their pelts, the dark underbelly of the toy business. Posted by: Grey Owl at November 13, 2017 04:24 PM (oPNmq) 233
I don't always steal sunglasses, but when I do it's from a Louis Vuitton store in China.
Posted by: wth at November 13, 2017 04:25 PM (HgMAr) 234
Are there really new ones? I kinda miss those things. I still have some of the old type that still have tags on, so maybe I can use them now. Would like links to see the trendy kind.
Posted by: professor chaos or gumdrop gorilla at November 13, 2017 04:22 PM (D3Jo9) -------- There are - I put a link near the end of the last thread. Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 04:25 PM (UoSKV) 235
Panthers v Dolphins. Who to root for the cat or the sea mammal? Guess I'm going sea mammal since they are AFC.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:25 PM (YV+SU) 236
I might as well take the week off. last week on this contract.
and I still haven't got a new one. errkkk i need to be home sending resumes, not sitting at this desk typing at you lot. (no offence) Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2017 04:25 PM (5s7Dx) 237
There is an entire industry centered around raising Teddy bears for their pelts, the dark underbelly of the toy business.
Not me, I hunt my own teddy bears for the fur and stuffing to hand-craft dioramas. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:25 PM (39g3+) 238
GQ is the anal warts.
Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 04:19 PM (7HtZB) --Did I have to read that while sipping my drink? FU Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:25 PM (GsAUU) 239
She should give a TED(dy) Talk about it.
Posted by: Mr. Dikironium at November 13, 2017 04:25 PM (V+hGe) 240
In small communities it's not uncommon for kids to get public figures and mentors to sign their yearbooks back in the 80's and 90's.
But being friends on social media with adults is ok. This is so fucking insane. It's borderline entering Hellraiser territory. Posted by: A masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 04:25 PM (g4lFK) Posted by: Hope Solo at November 13, 2017 04:26 PM (3BFzK) 242
The Fed is driving up interest rates, pretty hard and fast. The ten year Treasury future is down almost three points over the last month. If the Congress doesn't pass a tax bill there will be an economic slow-down in the spring.
Posted by: President Barak Obama at November 13, 2017 04:26 PM (ylUqT) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 04:26 PM (wdl1A) 244
I don't always steal sunglasses, but when I do it's from a Louis Vuitton store in China.
Dude, these are from Louis Vittun! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+) 245
Judge Moore should hire Lisa booth to represent him and discredit that chick.
Posted by: LASue at November 13, 2017 04:26 PM (AShJK) 246
So I missed Gloria All_Reds "victim". What did Moore do to her 40 years ago that she didn't mention until now?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2017 04:26 PM (O2RFr) 247
Are there really new ones? I kinda miss those things. I still have some of the old type that still have tags on, so maybe I can use them now. Would like links to see the trendy kind.
Posted by: professor chaos or gumdrop gorilla at November 13, 2017 04:22 PM (D3Jo9) My cop BIL used to conceal carry in a fanny pack when he was off duty. He would forget his purse at my house all the time. I made fun of him, he looked like a giant dork. Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2017 04:26 PM (Ri/rl) 248
Gushka, I'm almost never on the ONT, so I don't know what you've been dealing with.
Prayers. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH) Thanks Jane. Moms been sick off and on for six years but got real bad again this summer. After that its been one thing after another an shes in denia, doing shit she shouldntl. Now was not a good time for me to get seriously hurt, but i think being distracted had something to do with it. Now i glance at the blog when i can . Post when i can, often im too wiped out for the ont so im letting y'all know why i have been scarce, here, because open thread, and hoping Ben Had will see. Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 13, 2017 04:26 PM (gk9m8) 249
One for the category of 'What else did you think was going to happen',
Female corrections officers sue cook county over hostile work environment, namely their prisoners are jerking off in front of them. Also, generally harass, threaten, grope, etc. https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya5skcws Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2017 04:26 PM (XQvuQ) 250
Have you seen the video of some genius at Yellowstone (IIRC) smearing honey on her child's face so the nearby bear will lick it off?
Please tell me you're kidding. Posted by: Jewells45 canhandleyourjewels at November 13, 2017 04:27 PM (zRZaJ) 251
So heartbreaking.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2017 04:19 PM (PY9jH) ---------- Jane, that's just awful. So both the parents were out of town when the shooting happened? I can't even imagine leaving my children and then that happening. Not that it would be any better if they were there - they would probably have died too, I guess. Just horrible all the way around. Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 04:27 PM (UoSKV) 252
Agree 100%
I want to throw the GOPe to the side of the road, like a dead squirrel. They aren't working for us, they aren't getting things done and in fact, they're playing for the opposite team. Primary. Them. ALL. /aka "drain the swamp" Posted by: shibumi at November 13, 2017 04:21 PM (aT+Bx) That's the way to do it, if we can concentrate fire. Just seeing the shit that went on in the primaries probably signals to them if they throw enough shit in the mix they'll break our ranks. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 04:27 PM (aMlLZ) 253
Female corrections officers sue cook county over hostile work environment, namely their prisoners are jerking off in front of them. Also, generally harass, threaten, grope, etc.
And that's the state's fault how exactly? Stop working at the men's pen and you stop the problem. Mostly. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:27 PM (39g3+) 254
So NYC finally found a Southerner that may have done what Billy did that they can hate. NBC must be all boners and giggles finally.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:27 PM (YV+SU) 255
I empathize with Ace. I'd take off till Friday because of this attack on Roy Moore. It's taxing.
Posted by: A masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 04:28 PM (g4lFK) 256
249 One for the category of 'What else did you think was going to happen',
Female corrections officers sue cook county over hostile work environment, namely their prisoners are jerking off in front of them. Also, generally harass, threaten, grope, etc. https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya5skcws Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2017 04:26 PM (XQvuQ) But it would be sexist to suggest that they only work in a female prison or not go into that field. Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 13, 2017 04:28 PM (z/Ubi) 257
My cop BIL used to conceal carry in a fanny pack when he was off duty. He would forget his purse at my house all the time. I made fun of him, he looked like a giant dork.
My buddy would jog with a 1911 in his fanny pack, fresh out of the Air Force. Kinda big iron to keep hid away like that but he didn't mind. I think those things are a good idea no matter how dumb they look. If its stupid and it works, is it really so stupid? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:28 PM (39g3+) 258
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 13, 2017 04:26 PM (gk9m
I was wondering where you have been, prayers sent. Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2017 04:29 PM (Ri/rl) 259
222 As evidenced by the lefty Hollywood perverts, a true pervert , sexual assailant would have taken his junk out in order to entice his prey.
That was also Bill Clintons move also. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 04:22 PM (Z4z/q) Note to all interested parties: Your dangly bits of junk are about as enticing as a used fly strip. Just sayin'. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2017 04:29 PM (7UW64) 260
220 GQ is the opposite of tits?
So they are twats. Okay. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 04:21 PM (wdl1A) --Or back-boobs. The tits = The bee's knees = the cat's pajamas = The Opposite of GQ Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:29 PM (GsAUU) 261
250 Have you seen the video of some genius at Yellowstone (IIRC) smearing honey on her child's face so the nearby bear will lick it off?
Please tell me you're kidding. Posted by: Jewells45 canhandleyourjewels at November 13, 2017 04:27 PM (zRZaJ) yeah, talking to park ranger in FL. At Myakka park known for its high density of gators. An Asian visitor was going to put her little kid on the back of a gator for a photo. He stopped her. people think its Disney World. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 04:30 PM (VezBU) 262
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 04:25 PM (UoSKV)
Thanks Bluebell. I'll go look...wasn't on that thread. Btw, I did follow your previous links to the dress threads CBD posted, and the first dress with the girl reading the book was so pretty. Now the suit CBD wore to his wedding was quite the neon TV test pattern crazy fashion that would have had me running from the altar. :-) Posted by: professor chaos or gumdrop gorilla at November 13, 2017 04:30 PM (D3Jo9) 263
I think those things are a good idea no matter how dumb they look. If its stupid and it works, is it really so stupid?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:28 PM (39g3+) He's my BIL, it's my duty to make fun of him. We've always argued. It was fine, he still looked like a dork and I'd tell him you forgot your purse. Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2017 04:30 PM (Ri/rl) 264
Gotta hand it to UCLA Basketballers situational awareness in shoplifting in China. Exactly how did they think they could blend in? USA! USA!
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:30 PM (YV+SU) 265
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222 As evidenced by the lefty Hollywood perverts, a true pervert , sexual assailant would have taken his junk out in order to entice his prey. That was also Bill Clintons move also. Richard Dreyfuss, too. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 13, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc) 266
The coffee wars are over:
Jeremy Barr @jeremymbarr Sean Hannity tells supporters to "hold their fire" on smashing Keurig products. Said: "In my opinion, Keurig was a victim of a group that has a radical agenda, and they didn't know. I'm convinced." (Hannity has 5 Keurig machines, he said.) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 04:30 PM (Nwg0u) 267
So this latest Moore accuser says that her boyfriend pulled into the parking lot just as the assault was ending and his presence helped stop it.
So the boyfriend can come forward now and tell us that he saw the girl being pushed out of Moore's car onto the pavement, and that there were red marks on her neck, her clothes were disheveled, she was upset and frightened, right? And the siblings and/or parents (assuming the parents are not dead) can tell us that they saw the bruises that she says were on her neck the next day. (If anybody touched my 16-year old daughter and left bruises on her neck, they wouldn't live long enough to run for senate. What the hell kind of parents were these? She tells them Moore tried to rape her, and they just say well keep it to yourself, dear, because he works in the D.A.'s office?). If this assault happened as she says, then there should be plenty of people (the boyfriend, parents, siblings) who can provide some corroboration. So let's hear from them. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 04:31 PM (BXf9o) 268
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2017 04:19 PM (PY9jH)
Yes, so terrible. and heartbreaking I saw a picture on the internet that they have painted chairs and had the name of each person killed and placed a red rose on it as memorial. I hope that family and all the families are getting pastoral care from other pastors and Christians in the area. I "went off" a bit yesterday at church and said "I don't have a problem with Atheists who are unable to believe but are respectful of those who do, but anti Theists who say "Prayer doesn't work or they wouldn't have been killed" chap my backside (I didn't say that. ;^) , "Are you freaking' kidding me?" I said or words to that affect. Have these people read the NT in which Christians are killed? We are not promised a shield of invisibility like some superhero so that bullets bounce off us. We are promised that Christ will be with us in everything.' Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 04:31 PM (8+Ozj) 269
That anti-Trump hotel - I want it to operate for years - let it hemorrhage money every minute of every day. Then let TGE swoop in, buy the thing for a song, and run it at a profit.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 04:31 PM (fA1SL) 270
Female corrections officers sue cook county over hostile work environment, namely their prisoners are jerking off in front of them. Also, generally harass, threaten, grope, etc.
............ I don't see the problem here. Posted by: Louis C.K. at November 13, 2017 04:32 PM (HgMAr) 271
GQ = Girly Queers
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 13, 2017 04:32 PM (3BFzK) Posted by: JAS at November 13, 2017 04:32 PM (Oj1RP) 273
Nyet. In Soviet Russia, swamp is gulag.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 04:33 PM (wdl1A) 274
Horde, I slag on baseball a lot, but I enjoy this Intentional Talk show.
Just about the only (non-college football) talking heads show ESPN has that I can stand --fun and non-political, what Pardon The Interruption wants to be. It shows that it's produced by MLB, and only streamed on ESPN. Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:33 PM (GsAUU) 275
Um, is this a 7th grader's report?
Posted by: Lizy at November 13, 2017 04:33 PM (W+vEI) 276
"Show me on the Teddy Bear where Roy Moore touched you inappropriately when you were 14."
Posted by: Lefty Scummy Washington Post Reporter at November 13, 2017 04:33 PM (Fb9aZ) 277
If this assault happened as she says, then there should be plenty of people (the boyfriend, parents, siblings) who can provide some corroboration. So let's hear from them.
I'm sure they'll find some Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2017 04:33 PM (O2RFr) 278
137 "What amazes me is the franchise fee the guys are putting up to make burritos. Why would anyone spend $1M in franchise fees to be able to associate themselves with the monthly poisoned diner report?
That's a cheap franchise. When we went to get a Panera, they wanted $1.8 million liquid and a net worth of at least $5 million. That's a lot of bread. Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 04:34 PM (coYZ7) 279
I want $50 million per year, a private jet for life, free health care for my whole family (yea, unto three generations) and a bear. A big frickin Bear. I want to name it Gisele. And that guy who hangs around her all the time, I want him dead. Dead!
Posted by: Roger Goodell at November 13, 2017 04:34 PM (ylUqT) 280
Signs are nice, but they rely on the assumption people can read.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:11 PM (YV+SU) The *real* problem is the total lack of concern for the nearly 100 different languages spoken by members of their work force. Employers should be forced to have multilingual posters in every language on the planet in the gender neutral bathrooms. I think I have an idea for my thesis. Posted by: Latest Lefty Talking Point at November 13, 2017 04:34 PM (ajiE5) Posted by: a at November 13, 2017 04:34 PM (3BFzK) 282
*hugs and prayers to Gushka*
Update! We shut the office down around 3:30 what with the three fire trucks and two trucks from the gas company and the two, count them two, small backhoes right outside the building. (Rocket surgeons cutting the road to put in new water pipes nicked the gas line. The gas line into our building) Just as we were walking out, the gas company guy said oh hey it's fine now but yeah we were out of there. Now I have a headache which I assume is psychosomatic, not actually from gas. Oh Monday. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 13, 2017 04:34 PM (dEQP3) 283
We are promised that Christ will be with us in everything.'
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 04:31 PM (8+Ozj) We are promised that we will be persecuted for our beliefs. We are promised that the road is wide to perdition but the gate is narrow. We are promised burdens and labor and pain, but there will be reward for perseverance. Nobody ever said it would be lovely here on earth. Someday, those who do the persecuting will discover the straw man they built up to cause harm with has been burnt away, and they will be left with ashes. And yet, we pray for them. Mostly because we are told to, but also because it makes us better, on the whole. And because hate will destroy beauty, and truth, and that way lies madness and perdition. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2017 04:35 PM (7UW64) 284
The Judge Moore stuff is BS.
Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:35 PM (GsAUU) 285
>>An Asian visitor was going to put her little kid on the back of a gator for a photo
I read an article a while back about how park rangers are dealing with all sorts of idiots who get as close as possible to wildlife, including bears, and then *turn their back to it* to take a selfie. This is Darwin Award level idiocy. Posted by: Lizy at November 13, 2017 04:35 PM (W+vEI) 286
Intentional Talk is hilarious, its an MLB channel show, ESPN just bought it so they can maybe have some viewers.
The anti-Trump hotel cracks me up. Some capitalist sees a demand and fills the gap, to make money off people who claim to hate capitalism. Its perfect. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:35 PM (39g3+) 287
When I was 10 Uncle Chuck told me stories and touched me in my peepee.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 13, 2017 04:35 PM (3BFzK) 288
Did you ask him to go light the furnace for you just to be sure it was safe?
Probably got the headache from all that head banging you did just now. Glad you are safe. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 04:36 PM (wdl1A) 289
@281 Threadwinner. Posted by none other than "a" Grats.
Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 04:36 PM (kUotE) 290
I just had lunch with my friend who had lost her 10 year old son this summer (he had Hunters Syndrome). I went to his funeral and thought I was done with crying but we both talked about Max and cried some more over lunch. Our poor waiter was probably wondering what was going on. Losing a child..I can't even begin to imagine how devastating that is.
Posted by: IC at November 13, 2017 04:36 PM (a0IVu) 291
Because of course IF we were promised a shield of impenetrability in which nothing would harm us and our lives would be only fully of joy, wealth, happiness and peace people would be breaking the doors of the church to become Christians. I guess-among others things-the mean spirited leftists never read Romans 8 38-I am convinced that neither death nor life......
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 04:36 PM (8+Ozj) 292
Roy Moore is a depraved pervert, but George Takei deserves the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 13, 2017 04:36 PM (oVJmc) 293
The Keurig/Hannity thing just seems dumb as hell to me. I don't really like Sean Hannity and Keurig is a huge ripoff. Its like watching retards fight.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+) 294
Gotta hand it to UCLA Basketballers situational awareness in shoplifting in China. Exactly how did they think they could blend in? USA! USA!
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:30 PM (YV+SU) They were simply worried about the trade imbalance with China. Just like you tea-party types. Doing their part to Make America Great Again. Posted by: Latest Lefty Talking Point at November 13, 2017 04:37 PM (ajiE5) Posted by: Zombie Elvis at November 13, 2017 04:38 PM (QLvwG) 296
I was wondering where you have been, prayers sent.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2017 04:29 PM (Ri/rl) Thanks CaliGirl. I was in the hospital a lot. First for mom, then for me. Im still recovering, myself and pretty weak. But posting from my phone in the hospital was too hard so i didn't even try Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 13, 2017 04:38 PM (gk9m8) 297
If this assault happened as she says, then there should be plenty of people (the boyfriend, parents, siblings) who can provide some corroboration. So let's hear from them.
So far the 14 year old's mom says she was lying about having a phone in her room. Given the circumstances it doesn't make sense she would have her own phone line. It was expensive as hell back then. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+) 298
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2017 04:35 PM (7UW64
Yes, we're promised that too. Up to this point most Christians in Americans have not suffered for their faith except for the bakers and florists who don't want to do gay weddings. Those times they are a changing. And yes, we must pray for our enemies Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 04:39 PM (8+Ozj) Posted by: Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Horrors zoom at November 13, 2017 04:39 PM (+INtM) 300
If this assault happened as she says, then there should be plenty of
people (the boyfriend, parents, siblings) who can provide some corroboration. So let's hear from them. I'm sure they'll find some They were offering thousands for the initial accusations, they must be up to the tens of thousands now for corroborating witnesses. Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2017 04:39 PM (IcT7t) 301
254 So NYC finally found a Southerner that may have done what Billy did that they can hate.....
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:27 PM (YV+SU) --------------------------------- Abuse of office? Moore used the state police for years to procure women? Moore dropped trou on women he didn't even know and demanded they service him? Moore harassed subordinates in the work place? Moore had women fired or demoted for saying no to him? Moore is a serial adulterer? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2017 04:39 PM (0jtPF) 302
They were offering thousands for the initial accusations, they must be up to the tens of thousands now for corroborating witnesses.
"Totally worth it; I'll just bet on and destabilize another nation's currency system to pay for it" --George Soros Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:40 PM (39g3+) 303
Though I walk through the valley of the Bear I feel no evil for I have myself.
Posted by: Moose Knuckle at November 13, 2017 04:40 PM (3BFzK) 304
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 13, 2017 04:38 PM (gk9m
Glad to "see" you again. Sorry for all the trials. Will continue with prayers for you and your family. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 04:40 PM (8+Ozj) 305
Oh Monday.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 13, 2017 04:34 PM (dEQP3) Hugs to you too. I want you to know i pray for you and your family too. Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 13, 2017 04:40 PM (gk9m8) 306
Oh no. I get the feeling you're not joking. Was this recent? That's unbelievably horrible. And it's not like Yellowstone doesn't have signs everywhere warning people not to get too close to the wildlife. I guess they need to start putting up signs warning people not to paint themselves or their children with honey too.
What is wrong with people. Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 04:23 PM (UoSKV) When the little Guevaras were young we had a neighbor in the Midwest who invited us over one night to "see the raccoons." Our development bordered on wild land, and this idiot used to feed raccoons that came onto his deck. We were inside watching through the glass patio door in horror as raccoon after raccoon came scrambling onto the deck while he fed them, until finally there were around 40 or so of them. Einstein came in and asked if we'd like our tykes (one was barely walking at that point) to come out and feed these 40 hungry raccoons. I looked at him like he was crazy. Which he was. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:40 PM (YqDXo) 307
I hope that family and all the families are getting pastoral care from other pastors and Christians in the area.
.... You're a doll. They are. The whole area, plus people from other parts of the country are taking care of everything I can think of. The church is going to be demolished, but a builder is raising money to replace it. Funeral and other costs are being covered. The way people have come together over first Harvey, and now this has been very heartwarming to see (and participate in). Posted by: stace at November 13, 2017 04:40 PM (6HFDU) 308
Moore seems a tad off to me but this whole thing still smells fishy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 04:41 PM (5y11N) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 04:41 PM (8+Ozj) 310
Have you been victimized by Judge Roy Moore? You may be entitled to a large monetary windfall. Call Allred All the Time Law Firm and tell us your story. We may be able to tweak it into a book deal or even a television movie. So call us here at Allred All the Time and decide who you want to play you in the movie!
That's $$ Allred All the Time $$ at 1-GET-YOURS-NOW!!!! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 04:41 PM (Nwg0u) 311
Thank you, AP. Yeah, gas company guy came in and the main furnace kicked right on but we couldn't tell for the upstairs one which is way back in a corner of the highest attic (building is a 100+ year old Victorian) and he didn't want to crawl over the joists so we'll have our HVAC company come in to check if it doesn't seem to be working. Gas company guy gave us the name of the company that did the mark up of the lines because all the bills go to them.
I read an article a while back about how park rangers are dealing with all sorts of idiots who get as close as possible to wildlife, including bears, and then *turn their back to it* to take a selfie. This is Darwin Award level idiocy. Posted by: Lizy at November 13, 2017 04:35 PM (W+vEI) Never turn your back on big cats. https://youtu.be/bZgklu52Rus I love the ones that are what what just because I materialized over here from over there when your back was turned doesn't mean I was going to eat your head. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 13, 2017 04:42 PM (dEQP3) 312
So "sexual assault" is now the equivalent of rape?
Touch and feel? Tongue in mouth? Grab a boob? And you get life if convicted? And convicted on her say-so? We've come a long way on this strange trip. Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 13, 2017 04:42 PM (U6f54) Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:42 PM (GsAUU) 314
I ain't afraid of no raccoons!
Posted by: Moose Knuckle at November 13, 2017 04:42 PM (3BFzK) 315
Gotta hand it to UCLA Basketballers situational awareness in shoplifting in China. Exactly how did they think they could blend in? USA! USA!
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 04:30 PM (YV+SU) The "black" card works in America. In China, not so much. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:42 PM (YqDXo) 316
Well, that tears it, I'm taking the rest of the day off, too.
Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2017 04:43 PM (14URa) 317
When I was 10 Uncle Chuck told me stories and touched me in my peepee.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 13, 2017 04:35 PM (3BFzK) ............ How absolutely horrible for you, he never shuts up. At least you got your peepee touched. Posted by: wth at November 13, 2017 04:43 PM (HgMAr) 318
it's like that scene in Seven with the old lady hobo.
and yeah, one of the girls Moore molested, they done it right ober dere. you got another cigarette?? Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2017 04:43 PM (5s7Dx) 319
Roy Moore is a depraved pervert, but George Takei deserves the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 13, 2017 04:36 PM (oVJmc) Seeing that Takei admitted in interviews with Howard Stern basically the same thing his accuser has said and much worse in my opinion, it makes the cognitive dissonance even more ridiculous. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 04:44 PM (Z4z/q) Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2017 04:44 PM (O5Q3r) 321
310 Have you been victimized by Judge Roy Moore? You may be entitled to a large monetary windfall. Call Allred All the Time Law Firm and tell us your story. We may be able to tweak it into a book deal or even a television movie. So call us here at Allred All the Time and decide who you want to play you in the movie!
That's $$ Allred All the Time $$ at 1-GET-YOURS-NOW!!!! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 04:41 PM (Nwg0u) --Now that is a thread winner! Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:44 PM (GsAUU) 322
Good to see the Ragebunny again. Hopping all around.
*steps sideways a few times* Seriously, AtC, that nic cracks me up every time. Thank you for that little droplet of joy. Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 04:44 PM (kUotE) 323
Yeah, the real thing that some people especially in Boston and so on find a bit creepy is that Moore apparently did want a recent HS grad rather than a college coed when he started dating/courting looking for his wife to be. I don't know if he dated enough coeds getting his degree to figure out that most of them were getting fed commie BS, and being made more immature even in the early 80s or just wanted to marry a virgin. I'm sure that was old fashioned and a bit weird any time after the 1950s, but its not all that weird. And if they can prove he actually was anything close to Weinstein they can ask him to resign and have another special election. I would be OK with McTurtle and the GOPe saying something like that. Them saying they'd prefer the commie is royally pissing me off and reminding me they helped Lois Lerner et. al. attack the tea party.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 13, 2017 04:44 PM (eASYU) 324
"292 Roy Moore is a depraved pervert, but George Takei deserves the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles" Both are creepy and neither should be in the Senate. Apparently even PDT thought Moore would have a tough time in the general even before this new stuff came to light. Sorry, but I think Moore was problematic before all this and is radioactive now. He should drop out. If it is preferred that I not share that view here, I will respect that and be quiet on the subject. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 13, 2017 04:45 PM (OD2ni) 325
Note to all interested parties: Your dangly bits of junk are about as enticing as a used fly strip.
Just sayin'. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2017 04:29 PM (7UW64) Dang it! Posted by: Shell Answer Man at November 13, 2017 04:45 PM (QLvwG) 326
Posted by: stace at November 13, 2017 04:40 PM (6HFDU)
Thanks for the update. I had no idea what was happening and am glad they are getting support. God's grace can work in the all circumstances. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 04:45 PM (8+Ozj) 327
Uncle Chuck would make me feel funny....down there and feed me ice cream. He is probably why I'm big boned.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 13, 2017 04:45 PM (3BFzK) 328
That's $$ Allred All the Time $$ at 1-GET-YOURS-NOW!!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 04:41 PM (Nwg0u) --Now that is a thread winner! Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:44 PM (GsAUU) I concur. Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2017 04:45 PM (14URa) 329
The "black" card works in America. In China, not so much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:42 PM (YqDXo) ............ It has been said that in the early slave markets in North Africa, we only purchased the castrated ones. Posted by: Chinese Judge at November 13, 2017 04:45 PM (HgMAr) 330
Never turn your back on big cats.
https://youtu.be/bZgklu52Rus I love the ones that are what what just because I materialized over here from over there when your back was turned doesn't mean I was going to eat your head. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 13, 2017 04:42 PM (dEQP3) NOW she tells me. Posted by: Roy Horn at November 13, 2017 04:46 PM (YqDXo) 331
So the sex life of EVERY politician is not open game? Even lapaslitatous's?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 04:46 PM (5y11N) 332
>>I love the ones that are what what just because I materialized over here
from over there when your back was turned doesn't mean I was going to eat your head. My sister went hiking in Vail with a few friends. They developed the film (yes, olden tymes) and noticed a mountain lion in the background of several photos - the cat was stalking them the entire hike! Posted by: Lizy at November 13, 2017 04:46 PM (W+vEI) 333
I had a therapy teddy bear. Then I was raped by a grizzly. I now cuddle w/ super models.
Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at November 13, 2017 04:46 PM (bc2Lc) 334
I think that Amelia found Shangri La and will one day decide to come back and have a really good laugh with all of us. Either that or a black hole got her.
Posted by: goon at November 13, 2017 04:46 PM (EaQ6/) 335
Nyah? Humans actually turn their backs on big cats?
Oh right, the Human has become a domesticated animal sure and confident it controls the environment. Even when it wonders out into the wild or merely trying to cross a street without looking. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 04:46 PM (wdl1A) 336
This is an open thread so here goes, I need a full sized 9mm auto for a house/auto firearm. We at the kim household are far from unarmed but do not have a pistol. (an ar and a couple 12ga are our choices now) but we want a smaller option. This is not going to be a CCW gun and I want to stick to a 9mm so my wife would be more comfortable using it. We don't want to get too spendy but I want a reliable gun>>>
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 13, 2017 04:46 PM (0OmEj) 337
The sleaze fest of rampant sordid hollywood behaviors has surpassed anything I could have fathomed. Especially the pedophilia complicity. I can't keep track, nor do I have the stomach to keep reading about them...new ones each day.
I lifted the post below from elsewhere. I'm decades younger than this guy, but it is kinda how I feel. "I think maybe I'll need to throw away all my DVD movies. In my 70 years on Earth I've never seen anything like this. It's terribly disheartening. It's like a recurrent, never ending nightmare. Maybe the Oscars should be cancelled because it appears the only people onstage and in the live audience will be predators and prey. Hollywood, down the tubes along with all the self righteous hypocrites that populate it. The magic is gone folks..." Posted by: Prrofessor chaos or gumdrop gorilla at November 13, 2017 04:47 PM (D3Jo9) 338
"313 Wow, Carlos Beltran retires from MLB.
Damn, I feel old. Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame " Any MLB players left that played in the 90's? Bartolo Colon maybe. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 13, 2017 04:47 PM (OD2ni) 339
I read an article a while back about how park rangers are dealing
with all sorts of idiots who get as close as possible to wildlife, including bears, and then *turn their back to it* to take a selfie. This is Darwin Award level idiocy. Posted by: Lizy at November 13, 2017 04:35 PM (W+vEI) Pour some honey on your hand and stick it out the car window so Yogi can lick it off while Daddy gets a picture. So cute! Posted by: Jellystone Park Visitor at November 13, 2017 04:48 PM (QLvwG) 340
Losing a child..I can't even begin to imagine how devastating that is.
Posted by: IC ---- I'm usually okay if I am the only one talking but if the other person tears up, I'm right behind her. I was *lucky*, my baby was a baby and didn't experience much of life at all and we didn't have a ton of memories. But still. Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2017 04:48 PM (tr2D7) 341
FU Hannity!!
Posted by: The Broken Keurigs at November 13, 2017 04:49 PM (OD2ni) 342
thanks for the double you blasted at the Red Sox game, Carlos. you had a good run. probably could have had another year.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2017 04:49 PM (5s7Dx) 343
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 13, 2017 04:46 PM (0OmEj)
Glock 19 or the full size 17. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 04:49 PM (Z4z/q) 344
Day off? Is that like being dead? It does not compute. This bot needs a larger sample of data.
Posted by: goon at November 13, 2017 04:49 PM (EaQ6/) 345
Einstein came in and asked if we'd like our tykes (one was barely walking at that point) to come out and feed these 40 hungry raccoons.
I looked at him like he was crazy. Which he was. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:40 PM (YqDXo) ------------- I don't even know what to say. Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 04:50 PM (UoSKV) 346
Ace to cobloggers: I'm taking the day off. Come up with content.
Cobloggers: What? No.... Ace: I'm paying you, aren't I? Cobloggers: Well, You can KEEP the 5 bucks. Posted by: Sponge at November 13, 2017 04:50 PM (xttKs) 347
We don't want to get too spendy but I want a reliable gun>>>
Posted by: USNtakim --- I like the S&W Shield. Small enough but big enough - ya know? Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2017 04:50 PM (tr2D7) 348
Gotta hand it to UCLA Basketballers situational awareness in shoplifting in China. Exactly how did they think they could blend in? USA! USA!
The thing I don't get is... every black guy alive complains that Asians follow them around in stores, watching them because of fear of shoplifting. So they go to FREAKING CHINA, as 7 foot tall black men in a land of 5 foot asians, and think nobody would notice???? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+) 349
USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!
------ I'd look at two pistols. One for you and one for the wife. Double stacks are wide and she probably would not like the feel. A single stack is more in line with women's grips. I'd recommend going to the range to choose. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 13, 2017 04:51 PM (3BFzK) 350
Einstein came in and asked if we'd like our tykes (one was barely walking at that point) to come out and feed these 40 hungry raccoons.
People who only know animals from watching Discovery channel and internet memes. Lookit how cute they are! That one is foamy like he brushed his teeth! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:51 PM (39g3+) 351
339 I read an article a while back about how park rangers are dealing
with all sorts of idiots who get as close as possible to wildlife, including bears, and then *turn their back to it* to take a selfie. This is Darwin Award level idiocy. Posted by: Lizy at November 13, 2017 04:35 PM (W+vEI) Pour some honey on your hand and stick it out the car window so Yogi can lick it off while Daddy gets a picture. So cute! Posted by: Jellystone Park Visitor at November 13, 2017 04:48 PM (QLvwG) --A few years ago someone made a video of baboons, and how they stopped hunting and foraging because tourists were giving them handouts non-stop. 2+2 allegory. Shithead SJWs called that racist. Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:51 PM (GsAUU) 352
Seriously, AtC, that nic cracks me up every time. Thank you for that little droplet of joy.
Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 04:44 PM (kUotE) Awww, thank you! I feel it encapsulates both my fluffy bunniestness and my grry hands nicely. And how can Beltran be retiring he's only been playing a few years and LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 13, 2017 04:52 PM (dEQP3) 353
The thing I don't get is... every black guy alive complains that Asians follow them around in stores, watching them because of fear of shoplifting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+) Yeah, totally unwarranted. Racists. Posted by: Roy Horn at November 13, 2017 04:52 PM (YqDXo) 354
Maybe this will brighten the day for a few.
http://www.ufunk.net/photos/comedy-wildlife-2017-finalists/ Just skip over the squirrel photo Empress. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 04:52 PM (wdl1A) 355
Here's a thought: How 'bout we stick with the rule of law, including the "innocent until proven guilty" part?
I'm just about a sick of this witch hunt as I can be. If somebody harasses you, or rapes you, then report it. If you don't report it, then exactly how much harm is done? (this does NOT apply to the underaged--they need to tell an adult, who then reports it). If some other reason means you can't report it, you probably benefited from the alleged harassment in some way (better job, better prospects, more money IDK), in which case it wasn't rape, it was a negotiation. Utterly foul and disgusting, but if you took something from the engagement, then guess what? Not rape. Okay, crucify me now. But all this "40 years ago he looked at me as if I were naked" is getting a bit nauseating. Perverts have always existed. Take a fine look at some greek pottery some time. It is a parent's job to protect his or her kid, and an adult's job to watch out for him/herself. If you want to hang the bastards, then get after them legally. Otherwise..... you are in it for the money, and that's not rape. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2017 04:52 PM (7UW64) 356
If we're gonna have a civil war in this Country, Again, I wish we'd get a to it and stop fucking around
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 04:52 PM (5y11N) 357
@336 I almost hate to say it but *Cough, cough, GLOCK, cough, cough*
It just wins. I don't like em, but they just win in every category. Get a Sig if you can afford it, Springfield XDs are alright but yeah Glock takes it away. Go to a range that rents out guns to try. Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 04:52 PM (kUotE) 358
338 "313 Wow, Carlos Beltran retires from MLB.
Damn, I feel old. Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame " Any MLB players left that played in the 90's? Bartolo Colon maybe. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 13, 2017 04:47 PM (OD2ni) --Jeez, you're piling on. Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:52 PM (GsAUU) 359
--A few years ago someone made a video of baboons, and how they stopped hunting and foraging because tourists were giving them handouts non-stop. 2+2 allegory.
Shithead SJWs called that racist. Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:51 PM (GsAUU) It's almost as if there's a life lesson buried in there. Posted by: Roy Horn at November 13, 2017 04:53 PM (YqDXo) 360
NOOD ~ probing...
Posted by: Prrofessor chaos or gumdrop gorilla at November 13, 2017 04:53 PM (D3Jo9) 361
Yes, we're promised that too. Up to this point most Christians in Americans have not suffered for their faith except for the bakers and florists who don't want to do gay weddings. Those times they are a changing. And yes, we must pray for our enemies
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 04:39 PM (8+Ozj) I pray for our enemies all the time, just not the kind of praying the church folk expect. I pray that as the last one has his throat slit over a gold bowl he realizes there is no one left on the planet to mourn him. And that's one of my more civilized prayers. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 04:53 PM (aMlLZ) 362
So "sexual assault" is now the equivalent of rape?
... In Texas law, rape is called sexual assault. Posted by: stace at November 13, 2017 04:53 PM (6HFDU) Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2017 04:53 PM (5s7Dx) 364
My sister went hiking in Vail with a few friends. They developed the film (yes, olden tymes) and noticed a mountain lion in the background of several photos - the cat was stalking them the entire hike!
Posted by: Lizy at November 13, 2017 04:46 PM (W+vEI) That freaks me out, I am afraid of mountain lions. Ambush predators. Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2017 04:54 PM (Ri/rl) 365
So they go to FREAKING CHINA, as 7 foot tall black men in a land of 5 foot asians, and think nobody would notice????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+) .............. They thought having their hoodies up would conceal their identities. Posted by: wth at November 13, 2017 04:54 PM (HgMAr) 366
This is an open thread so here goes, I need a full sized 9mm auto for a house/auto firearm. We at the kim household are far from unarmed but do not have a pistol. (an ar and a couple 12ga are our choices now) but we want a smaller option. This is not going to be a CCW gun and I want to stick to a 9mm so my wife would be more comfortable using it. We don't want to get too spendy but I want a reliable gun>>>
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 13, 2017 04:46 PM (0OmEj) I like the H&K VP9. Though, realistically, the Glork 17 or 19 are probably cheaper and do basically the same thing. Plus, few 9mm autos have aftermarket and 3rd party accessory support like the Glonk. Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2017 04:54 PM (y87Qq) 367
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 04:52 PM (wdl1A)
Thanks for link Anna. They do brighten. Posted by: Prrofessor chaos or gumdrop gorilla at November 13, 2017 04:55 PM (D3Jo9) 368
What movie was that from?
Waitress in full red and white serving uniform w/apron (late 50's-early 60's style), sitting upright with spread eagle legs on the pavement in a parking lot looking mad and bewildered as the protagonist speeds off squealing the tires of his car. Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 04:55 PM (coYZ7) 369
350 Einstein came in and asked if we'd like our tykes (one was barely walking at that point) to come out and feed these 40 hungry raccoons.
People who only know animals from watching Discovery channel and internet memes. Lookit how cute they are! That one is foamy like he brushed his teeth! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:51 PM (39g3+) And I'm not exaggerating when I say 40 raccoons. That's a conservative estimate. They were literally covering that rather spacious deck, and more were climbing onto it every minute. I've never seen so many raccoons in my life. Posted by: Roy Horn at November 13, 2017 04:55 PM (YqDXo) 370
McConnell campaigned for Strange. Trump campaigned for Strange. The people of AL chose Moore. McConnell: "Fuck you, Alabama, you didn't pick who I wanted, now you get a Democrat!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 13, 2017 04:55 PM (BoMuO) 371
I just checked Moore's bio, and it says he started in the D.A.'s office in 1977, which was the same year he graduated law school.
The latest accuser says she and her family were too afraid to say anything about Moore's assault on her because he was "too powerful" in the town. But how powerful could he have been in 1977? He was fresh out of law school, and a newby in the D.A.'s office. ? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 04:55 PM (BXf9o) 372
If somebody harasses you, or rapes you, then report it. If you don't report it, then exactly how much harm is done? (this does NOT apply to the underaged--they need to tell an adult, who then reports it). ... I didn't report it. A lot of women don't report it, though harm was certainly done. Posted by: stace at November 13, 2017 04:56 PM (6HFDU) 373
@366 lol.
Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 04:56 PM (kUotE) 374
And how can Beltran be retiring he's only been playing a few years and LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 13, 2017 04:52 PM (dEQP3) -- Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 13, 2017 04:56 PM (GsAUU) 375
Does Japan make bearbots? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at November 13, 2017 04:56 PM (V+hGe) 376
That freaks me out, I am afraid of mountain lions. Ambush predators.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2017 04:54 PM (Ri/rl) I think pretty much all predators are ambush predators. Posted by: Roy Horn at November 13, 2017 04:57 PM (YqDXo) 377
Cobloggers: Well, You can KEEP the 5 bucks.
Posted by: Sponge at November 13, 2017 04:50 PM (xttKs) You know they're gonna miss that hobo jerky, though. smh Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2017 04:57 PM (14URa) 378
Why doesn't anyone ever ask me if I want extra bacon. Chick Fil A, the target of my wrath today, should make that a standard part of their patter. I would say yes, every time. Easy money! Wake up you fresh-faced little darling's. I endure the long wait, several times a week and not once has anyone offered to baconize me! So, here I am again, lightly intoxicated, totally aggravated by the politics of those that I was inclined to listen too politely while they jabbered their jabber. But getting home and pulling up an open thread, well, that means bacon!
Posted by: goon at November 13, 2017 04:58 PM (EaQ6/) 379
Hey hey hey Boo Boo! Look! Finger food!!
Posted by: Yogi Bear at November 13, 2017 04:58 PM (QLvwG) 380
So they go to FREAKING CHINA, as 7 foot tall black men in a land of 5 foot asians, and think nobody would notice????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+) Safe to assume they didn't get academic scholarships. Posted by: Roy Horn at November 13, 2017 04:58 PM (YqDXo) 381
Seriously, AtC, that nic cracks me up every time. Thank you for that little droplet of joy.
Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 04:44 PM (kUotE) Awww, thank you! I feel it encapsulates both my fluffy bunniestness and my grry hands nicely. I do miss her Darth Sugar Tits nic though. Posted by: Prrofessor chaos or gumdrop gorilla at November 13, 2017 04:58 PM (D3Jo9) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 04:59 PM (YqDXo) 383
My sister went hiking in Vail with a few friends. They developed the film (yes, olden tymes) and noticed a mountain lion in the background of several photos - the cat was stalking them the entire hike!
Posted by: Lizy at November 13, 2017 04:46 PM (W+vEI) He was ahead of his time with the photo bombing. Posted by: Prrofessor chaos or gumdrop gorilla at November 13, 2017 05:00 PM (D3Jo9) 384
324---....If it is preferred that I not share that view here, I will respect that and be quiet on the subject.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 13, 2017 04:45 PM (OD2ni) ---------------------- It is NOT preferred by me, even if I mostly disagree with you! Your disagreement is polite and not condescending. I welcome it. (Just speaking for myself.) Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2017 05:00 PM (0jtPF) 385
George Carlin once said, "If you nail together, two things that have never been nailed together before...some schmuck will buy it from you! 'A left-nostril inhaler, glows in the dark, with your state motto on it'..."
Same applies to a scholastic paper. Any variation on any topic you can imagine: SOMEone, somewhere, wrote a thesis on it. For credit. Posted by: Shopgirl: #raised Royal at November 13, 2017 05:00 PM (IpsQV) 386
336 ---- I need a full sized 9mm auto for a house/auto firearm....
Go to a range where you can rent different pistols, and see what you both like. That said, how about an AR based pistol in .300 Blackout? Sling, laser, subsonic ammo, suppressor and a 30 round magazine. Would probably get the job done and spare your hearing. Posted by: grayswindir at November 13, 2017 05:01 PM (xGZ+b) 387
Being followed by Asians makes me want to shoplift! It's like fulfilling a prophesy.
Posted by: goon at November 13, 2017 05:02 PM (EaQ6/) 388
Winnie the Pooh is tired of all the fat bear shaming!
Posted by: wooga at November 13, 2017 05:02 PM (q1q2l) 389
223 They claim the Q in GQ stands for Quarterly but based on the content I think its more like the one in LBGTQwerty.
I mean... a men's magazine all about fashion with almost no women in it? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 04:22 PM (39g3+) GQ has gone GQueer. It has become feminized, sisified, and homosexualized, as well as disgustingly leftist. Three decades ago or so, they had manly stories combined with fashion tips on how to be suave and debonair, a la Ian Fleming's James Bond. Not realistic, of course, but at least something a normal man would want to read. I cancelled my subscription some years ago, when they introduced and for all I know still have perfumed ads and I had this feeling that the underlying subliminal message in every article was to vaseline your bunghole and get your prostate poked. Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 13, 2017 05:05 PM (ujg0T) 390
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 04:55 PM (BXf9o)
Uh you are not supposed to notice those things. Because. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 05:05 PM (Z4z/q) 391
>>>I think pretty much all predators are ambush predators
Bush, plant, shrub... any port in the storm! Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 13, 2017 05:05 PM (q1q2l) 392
Someone is going to be really sleepy after they eat all of this chicken. I know that much. But anything else said in this thread should be taken with the lime and the coconut. Call me in the morning.
Posted by: goon at November 13, 2017 05:10 PM (EaQ6/) 393
Honestly the teddy bear paper is fairly tame compared to most of the outrageous and idiotic crap Real Peer Review posts. There are some real doozies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+) 394
Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet
Love your new nic. And how are the marriage plans going? Does the Col. and her Mom have it under control, or does he need suggestions from the Horde? Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 13, 2017 05:46 PM (hyuyC) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.049 seconds. |
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