Matt Damon's and George Clooney's "Suburbicon" is One of the Biggest Flops In Paramount Pictures' History

The Weinstein Effect?

Or is it just a crap movie?

Probably a little bit of both.

George Clooney's "Suburbicon" didnít just struggle at the box office. It sank.

The film this weekend became one of Paramount Pictures' worst performing wide-releases ever, and it marked a new box office low for Clooney as a director and for star Matt Damon.

"Suburbicon," which debuted on 2,045 screens, notched one of the most dismal wide-release debuts in recent years. It earned just $2.8 million at the box office, though it cost $25 million for Black Bear Pictures to produce and $10 million for Paramount Pictures to distribute.

...

Critics didn't respond well to the mix, either; its Rotten Tomatoes score is just 26 percent fresh.

It's not just the liberals' beloved Aren't Suburban People Just Trash Racists? genre that seems to be in bad odor with the public. It's also their other beloved genre, Aren't Conservatives Destroying the Earth With Their Cars and Racism?, that's also flopping hugely.

Director Dean Devlin's "Geostorm" opened over the weekend, sans critics reviews, to an anemic $13 million. The film reportedly cost up to $140 million.

The Weekly Planet podcast talks about the catastrophe of "Geostorm."

That's not the only enviroxploitation film that's flopped recently, as Christian Toto notes -- so did the Al Gore Inconvenient Truth sequel and the goofy Mother Earth parody "Mother!" Oh, and he says that there's some environmental nuttery in the Blade Runner sequel too, and that also flopped.

In related don't-want-this news:

Netflix has decided to suspend production of House of Cards' last season as they look into the Spacey matter. Previously they had announced the show would be cancelled after the completion of the sixth season; now that seems up in the air.



Oh, and Andy Dick has been fired from a movie over complaints of recent sexual harassment.

Andy Dick has been dropped from the independent feature film Raising Buchanan following accusations of sexual harassment and misconduct on set.

The Hollywood Reporter was not able to reach any of the alleged victims, however, two sources detailed Dickís inappropriate behavior, which included groping people's genitals, unwanted kissing/licking and sexual propositions of at least four members of the production. It's unclear if those involved were actors or crew.

In what's looking like a pattern in these cases, he denies the most serious claims while allowing some of the less serious stuff might have happened:


Though the 51-year-old actor denies he groped anyone, he does admit to other inappropriate behavior: "I might have kissed somebody on the cheek to say goodbye and then licked them. That's my thing."

And topless female protesters protest the opening of Roman Polanski exhibit in France, saying that Polanski should be given a Caesar (the French Oscar) for rape. This as another allegation of underage rape is leveled against Polanski.

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1 Weinstein Effect?

Or just normal everyday morals?

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2017 03:14 PM (4dz1m)

2 Movie review?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 03:15 PM (O2yLY)

3 Notice that they are continuing to film House of Cards?

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2017 03:15 PM (4dz1m)

4 "I might have kissed somebody on the cheek to say goodbye and then licked them. That's my thing."


I would have sandpapered my cheek.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:16 PM (PY9jH)

5 MATT DAMON!!!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 03:16 PM (/qEW2)

6 can they cancel "Orange is the new black" next?

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 31, 2017 03:16 PM (FZYNt)

7 Keep that perv Spacey away from me, I have enough problems.

Posted by: Harveys Ficus at October 31, 2017 03:16 PM (VezBU)

8 *holds envelope to forehead*

Harvey Potter and the Cauldron of Nocturnal Emissions

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 31, 2017 03:16 PM (2Mnv1)

9 Disgraceful.

Posted by: Ishtar at October 31, 2017 03:17 PM (QQ+il)

10 Licking is the new normal?

Hmmm

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 03:17 PM (MINbv)

11 Andy Dick and Shep would make a nice couple.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:17 PM (PY9jH)

12 We hate you and will NEVER portray you in a positive light. You are dumb, you are racist, you are immoral, you are ignorant, and you are inferior to us in every way.

Again: we hate you. We hate your living guts.

Now... love us and make us rich, assholes.

Posted by: Hollywood at October 31, 2017 03:17 PM (EaEMG)

13 Soooo, is it safe to say that this Suburbicon thingy really hates on people who live in the suburbs and aren't from one of the coasts?

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (RD7QR)

14 10 Licking is the new normal?

Hmmm

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 03:17 PM (MINbv)


I'm chocolate flavored! Ettes?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (VezBU)

15 "I might have kissed somebody on the cheek to say goodbye and then licked them. That's my thing."

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that's like the guys whose defence that he accidentally tripped and his dick fell into the unsuspecting woman's vag,

about 50 times in a row.

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (FZYNt)

16 I thought Andy Dick was dead.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (QQ+il)

17 Puppets and MATT DAMON!!

Coincidence?

Posted by: mrp at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (Pqytn)

18 I'm actually looking forward to the Oscars this year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (PY9jH)

19 *rips open envelope*

What was the Weinstein Company's last big blockbuster flop?

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (2Mnv1)

20 Hey, you know what would be great? A Godzilla reboot!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (MINbv)

21 Isn't Andy Dick appropriately named?

I wonder who gave him that stage name?

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (4dz1m)

22
I would have sandpapered my cheek.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:16 PM (PY9jH)

That or liberally splashed hot sauce on my cheeks, as some new "beauty routine." Texas Pete's for rosy cheeks!!

Posted by: moki at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (V+V48)

23 >>>I'm chocolate flavored! Ettes?

Gorilla chocolate???

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (O2yLY)

24 Release the Krakenboner!

Posted by: Zeus at October 31, 2017 03:19 PM (XkVXQ)

25 The biggest surprise here is that Andy Dick claims to not be gay

Posted by: GregV61 at October 31, 2017 03:19 PM (+5nuR)

26 Well, you can't say I tried to hide it!

Posted by: Andy Dick at October 31, 2017 03:19 PM (eypvf)

27 Andy Dick is 51 years old.

Sorry, Andy. You can't do that immature adolescent comedy crap when you look like a senior accountant from AARP.

It's just weird.

And not in a funny way weird.

Grandpa wearing a diaper and nipple rings weird.

Posted by: Pinocchio, Attorney At Law at October 31, 2017 03:19 PM (wo3jg)

28 Kill da white people
But buy my album first!

Posted by: SNL, back when it was funny at October 31, 2017 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

29 I am waiting for the Ace review of Suburbicon.

Posted by: Penfold at October 31, 2017 03:19 PM (Fbt5B)

30

I'm chocolate flavored! Ettes?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (VezBU)

Your lovely wife would probably object to us coming up and licking your cheeks, chocolate flavored or not. Besides, you might be tempted to take a nibble yourself.

Posted by: moki at October 31, 2017 03:20 PM (V+V48)

31
The biggest surprise here is that Andy Dick claims to not be gay

Posted by: GregV61 at October 31, 2017 03:19 PM (+5nuR)


He sez he's bi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)

32 can they cancel "Orange is the new black" next?

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 31, 2017 03:16 PM (FZYNt)


I kinda enjoyed that show for a while. Then they went hair-on-fire anti-Trump and I haven't been back to watch since.

I have better looking lebsionese available at the click of the remote. If I wanted to watch better looking lebsionese.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at October 31, 2017 03:20 PM (ajiE5)

33 On one hand, I hate mob actions... on the other hand, I hate Hollywood Elite swine... thinking.. thinking... I will go with the mob, in this case...

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:20 PM (/9d70)

34 Ironically, we're called the freaks.

Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2017 03:20 PM (48QDY)

35 I've heard of Clooney and Damon, but I don't know Dick.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2017 03:20 PM (wPiJc)

36 23 >>>I'm chocolate flavored! Ettes?

Gorilla chocolate???

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 03:18 PM (O2yLY)

Lol. Back off BSG.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2017 03:20 PM (VezBU)

37

Matt Damon and Clooney are both boring actors to me. No range.

I wound not have gone to see this in the theaters anyway. But doubt I'll even watch it for free now.

As far as Andy Dick, he's always been creepy and disgusting. He always hid his mental illness behind being a "comedian."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2017 03:20 PM (fceHP)

38 I think someone over-reacted to Andy Dick. Its actually pretty normal in many circles to lick someone goodbye. But people can react badly. Last week someone here objected when I said good bye to an interviewee and pressed a large vibrator up against her crotch: people are so prone to just misinterpret collegiality these days.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 03:21 PM (CPk08)

39 Trump nuked Hollywood
Somehow

Posted by: Votermom's phone at October 31, 2017 03:21 PM (sxGLu)

40 Don't think Geostorm is about climate change,it is about the US having a weather machine and it gets hacked.In other words,it's just stupid.It will probably make money in China.

Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 03:21 PM (LiyEm)

41 He sez he's bi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)

Yeah. He goes both ways.

He likes men and little boys.

Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2017 03:21 PM (48QDY)

42
He sez he's bi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)

I'm Tri! I'll tri anything!

Posted by: Shep! at October 31, 2017 03:21 PM (VezBU)

43 Its his thing to kiss someone on the cheek and lick them?? In what universe is that considered appropriate? If someone tried to lick me I'd pull his tongue out and stuff it down this throat.

Posted by: IC at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

44

From what I've read about Suburbicon, they actually tried to trick people with the trailer(s) into thinking it was a different kind of movie.

That is what they will have to resort to, lying to us to try to continue brainwashing us.

Pathetic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (fceHP)

45 Anthony Weiner.

Andy Dick.

What IS it with these people?

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (3myMJ)

46 In other Hollywood news: Moonlight getting best picture has spurred a lot of other Teen Homosexuals Coming Out films, such as "Call Me By Your Name" and "Love, Simon." Spacey scandal was perfect timing for that.
/sarc


Well, I'm sure these will win lots of awards. Big box office earnings, though....?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (W+vEI)

47 Andy Dick has been fired from a movie

----------------------------------------------

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your licks for free


Posted by: RioBravo at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (5NMZN)

48 Last week someone here objected when I said good bye to an interviewee and pressed a large vibrator up against her crotch: people are so prone to just misinterpret collegiality these days.


Wait .. is that frowned on here? Because seriously, if anyone had told me that...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (QQ+il)

49 May all of your trick-or-treaters show up looking like Kevin Spacey.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (2Mnv1)

50 And you people thought I was just acting.

Posted by: President Underwood at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (eypvf)

51 38 I think someone over-reacted to Andy Dick. Its actually pretty normal in many circles to lick someone goodbye. But people can react badly. Last week someone here objected when I said good bye to an interviewee and pressed a large vibrator up against her crotch: people are so prone to just misinterpret collegiality these days.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In

that is similar to when a woman complains that the midget, or dwarf, tells her that her hair smells nice

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (FZYNt)

52 Grandpa wearing a diaper and nipple rings weird.


******


It's not a diaper. It's a J. Crew adult security garment.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (wPiJc)

53 I have no idea why French women like to take off their tops to protest just about everything but I must say I approve.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (/tuJf)

54 This winning still doesn't get old.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (y7DUB)

55 It's going to be interesting how the "Sexual Harrasment" panic that's sweeping the nation pans out.

I see Peyton Manning is being swept up in the tides of panic.

At the very least we won't be seeing anymore of his annoying commercials that are everywhere.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (Wtll+)

56 There was already a Godzilla reboot in 2014.Did well enough that the sequel just wrapped filming.

Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (LiyEm)

57 Shep Newz Alert! There has been a shooting downtown in Manhattan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (PY9jH)

58 Clooney and Damon will still be given hundreds of millions of dollars to lose at film making, and I totally approve.

Posted by: mark1971 at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (xPl2J)

59 I love the smell of napalm. Looks like anything the left touches is starting to explode.



The WINNING is starting to feel... http://tinyurl.com/o5kzj7p

Posted by: George at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (x5dNX)

60 Now... love us and make us rich, assholes.
Posted by: Hollywood at October 31, 2017 03:17 PM (EaEMG)

I was expecting the sig to be "NFL".

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (3myMJ)

61 Well, the more they see themselves losing the cultural war, the louder and angrier they're going to get.
Should be interesting.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (Ktb8D)

62 Topless protestors protesting rape.

I mean, I just want to make sure I read that right.

Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (XQvuQ)

63 Man, who opened the floodgates of Hollywood weirdos.

It's never ending.

What a toilet.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (wo3jg)

64 am waiting for the Ace review of Suburbicon

---

His liveblog of 50 Shades was epic

Posted by: Votermom's phone at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (sxGLu)

65 can they cancel "Orange is the new black" next?

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 31, 2017 03:16 PM (FZYNt)
.........

And Black-ish, please.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (HgMAr)

66 48 Last week someone here objected when I said good bye to an interviewee and pressed a large vibrator up against her crotch: people are so prone to just misinterpret collegiality these days.



Glad we don't have that problem!

Posted by: Bonobo monkey at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (VezBU)

67 Shep: "It's a traffic nightmare. We hope there are no serious victims."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (PY9jH)

68 I might have kissed somebody on the cheek to say goodbye and then licked them. That's my thing.


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WTF is wrong with people??? Decorum anybody??

You know what needs to make a comeback insofar as acceptable behavior goes???

Punching dickshits in the teeth for licking people. Im convinced the reason that there is so much boorish behavior from dicktwats is that we... as a society... have removed the threat of eating a knuckle sammich as a reward for bad behavior.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (8XRCm)

69 Anthony Weiner.

Andy Dick.

What IS it with these people?


*****

Why do you ask?

Posted by: John Boehner at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (wPiJc)

70 If it weren't for knowing that somehow, someway, this will all spill (sorry) over on Conservatives and Trump in particular, I would have a schadenboner that would not subside in 4 hours.

However, you know this is only the preliminary to something horrible. Such as rules and regulations that promote women over men instead of merit or other such nonsense that is routinely spewed out of liberals mouths. In Re: Universities and Colleges all over Western Civilization.

Something bad will come out of this and it will affect the innocent and guilty alike.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 03:24 PM (YOHxA)

71 We finally figured out they hate us.

The funny thing is, if a movie is sufficiently good and doesn't have too many liberal sucker punches people will actually show up and see it. Wonder Woman did great.

Posted by: Max Power at October 31, 2017 03:24 PM (q177U)

72 According to Wikipedia, Andy Dick is his real name!

I wonder if he would have been so screwed up if his parents had changed their last name to something different?

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2017 03:24 PM (4dz1m)

73 I see Peyton Manning is being swept up in the tides of panic.
-------------------------------

Good. Broncos just had to kick Tebow to the curb for that guy.

Posted by: Boots at October 31, 2017 03:24 PM (EBwPV)

74 Don't think Geostorm is about climate change,it is about the US having a weather machine and it gets hacked.In other words,it's just stupid.It will probably make money in China.
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 03:21 PM (LiyEm)


Geostorm looked so bad even I didn't want to go to the movies to see it and I like the Sharknado movies unironically.


RE: Suburbicon - there's also the matter that the ad campaign was simultaneously boring and a lie. Unless you went online to see what it was about ahead of time, you would have no idea that it was about Racism You Guys, You Guys Racism Is Bad, M'Kay?

It's one thing for, say, Get Out to have a bit of a misleading ad campaign. That's was a horror movie and part of the plot was revealing the extent of the Big Bad. That's rather different then we're going to promo this movie like it's some kind of weird murder mystery type thing and, by the way, not even have any black people in the trailers.

Posted by: alexthechick - Your new AG. Now the DOJ has grry hands. at October 31, 2017 03:24 PM (mf5HN)

75 His liveblog of 50 Shades was epic

Posted by: Votermom's phone at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (sxGLu)


I missed that, darn it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (PY9jH)

76 Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (fYChk)

77
Yeah. He goes both ways.

He likes men and little boys.

Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2017 03:21 PM (48QDY)


Good one.

You know you're the only one on this planet I know who I can ask 'how are your cultural practices coming along' who won't look at me askew.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (ajiE5)

78 I' e read a ton of reviews of this film.

Even the liberals think it's crap -- that's how bad it is.

The main problem? There's a huge subplot involving Matt Damon -- a cisgender white male conservative -- being ludicrously racist against his new black neighbors (back in the 1950s) -- which it turns out has basically NOTHING to do with the eventual plot of the film. It's obvious the "racism" angle was just thrown it to make white people look evil.

Even worse, in addition to ugly racism and really gross-out violence, there are out-of-the-blue "humorous" lines that are jokey and completely inappropriate and jarring -- totally spoiling any "mood" the movie may have developed.

And in the end (SPOILER, but it deserves to be spoiled), it's all a big red herring, because the lead character (Damon) is --ta da! -- the villain after all.

So: Everyone's unlikeable. Anti-white. Jumble of tones. A "twist" that by now is cliche. A message movie combined with a gore movie combined with a dumb humor movie. Fail.

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (42M22)

79 Wait .. is that frowned on here? Because seriously, if anyone had told me that...
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (QQ+il)


It's just lack of breeding. Nobody should object or feel uncomfortable just because a co-worker or employer licks you, or rubs a sex toy up against you, or inserts a hand or foot into your mouth or anus. Its just manners, like saying hello or goodbye.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (CPk08)

80 67
Shep: "It's a traffic nightmare. We hope there are no serious victims."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:23 PM (PY9jH



Like the rest of the country gives a shit about a traffic jam in NYC or for that matter a shooting.


Fuck those people.

Posted by: George at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (x5dNX)

81 Sung to the "Nationwide Is On Your Side" jingle:

"I really want to rub my balls on you."

- Payton Manning

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (wo3jg)

82 Trump nuked Hollywood
Somehow"

You know that so many expected HRC to be immaculated....

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (MINbv)

83 Was it a comic book movie?

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (QM5S2)

84 According to Wikipedia, Andy Dick is his real name!


I figured him for an Andrew.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (QQ+il)

85 Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (fYChk)

He's kicking ass.

And killing a bunch of bad guys.

Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (48QDY)

86 57 Shep Newz Alert! There has been a shooting downtown in Manhattan.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
_________

While the police have not yet released the name of the suspected shooter, an official with the Cincinnati office of the Internal Revenue Service has confirmed that the suspect is a member of the Tea Party.

Posted by: Brian Ross at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (j+dfT)

87 And topless female protesters protest the opening of Roman Polanski exhibit in France, saying that Polanski should be given a Caesar (the French Oscar) for rape. This as another allegation of underage rape is leveled against Polanski.

he's walking around free, at 84 yrs old, the bastard needs to just die already

I can't believe he was attending an event for another one of his films.

Good for the 80 or so women that called his, at least 4, rapes to the public's attention.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (fceHP)

88 Its a particular sort of heresy to label Blade Runner VII a flop. Let the gnashing of horde-teeth begin!

The original release.
The directors cut.
The international cut.
The workprint.
The pre-final cut recolortimed release.
the final cut.
2049.

Posted by: 13times at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (WHVu+)

89 According to Wikipedia, Andy Dick is his real name!

I wonder if he would have been so screwed up if his parents had changed their last name to something different?
Posted by: rd at October 31, 2017 03:24 PM (4dz1m)

I had a co-worker whose last name was Wiener. He had his name legally changed to be just his first and last names. Poor guy died in his sleep from a brain aneurysm shortly before his 30th birthday.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with a gleeful heart... at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (kXoT0)

90 Nothing says 'Stop Rape!!!' like topless female protestors.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (mcI77)

91 From least plausible to most plausible

George Clooney: "I'm indispensable so I can do whatever I want and people will suck it up".

NFL: "I'm indispensable so I can do whatever I want and people will suck it up".

Disney: "I'm indispensable so I can do whatever I want and people will suck it up".

Twitter: "I'm indispensable so I can do whatever I want and people will suck it up".

Google: "I'm indispensable so I can do whatever I want and people will suck it up".

Amazon: "I'm indispensable so I can do whatever I want and people will suck it up".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (/qEW2)

92 What does that make for Surburbicon 10 tickets per showing per screen? Maybe even less. Gotta be a lot of theater owners very pissed off. Not much popcorn selling in the theater.

Posted by: geoffb at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (zOpu5)

93 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (fceHP)

At this point, they're lying to their own people because apparently the Dems have decided that their party can do without any white people.

I don't think that's going to work out too well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 03:27 PM (YOHxA)

94 "I have no idea why French women like to take off their tops to protest just about everything but I must say I approve.



Posted by: JackStraw"

Their topless lefty protesters must be more attractive that our topless lefty protesters who always remind me of the Playboy cartoon granny.

Posted by: Ripley at October 31, 2017 03:27 PM (MxEKc)

95 Some of the crap Andy dick has done,

Kimmel later said "Andy did a segment, he was a little out of it. [When Ivanka] Trump came out, he wanted a big, wet kiss. It was time for Andy to go, so I escorted him out by his feet." Kimmel added, "He always makes me a little uncomfortable, you have no idea what he's going to do next."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Dick

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2017 03:27 PM (4dz1m)

96 Schadenboners for all!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 31, 2017 03:27 PM (so+oy)

97 The unmooring continues and liberals are totally confused.



Mean while, back at the ranch Trump continues to dismantle the swamp.



PRAISE GOD!

Posted by: George at October 31, 2017 03:27 PM (x5dNX)

98 46 In other Hollywood news: Moonlight getting best picture has spurred a lot of other Teen Homosexuals Coming Out films, such as "Call Me By Your Name" and "Love, Simon." Spacey scandal was perfect timing for that.
/sarc


Well, I'm sure these will win lots of awards. Big box office earnings, though....?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:22 PM (W+vEI)

They're just preparing the ground for the inevitable "Tender, gentle film about gay teenagers falling for plump middle-aged guys who sort of look like Hollywood writers and producers, but that's totally a coincidence you flyover-country hater" films.

Posted by: SNL, back when it was funny at October 31, 2017 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

99 Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (fYChk)

-----

Alot.

That mans life is filled with tragedy yet he refuses to take a "victims" card and soldiers on.

One might not like his acting, but I admire the man.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

100 I figured him for an Andrew.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (QQ+il)

Now that was clever.

Posted by: Shepard at October 31, 2017 03:27 PM (VezBU)

101 In the history of this nation, has there ever been a time when the discussion of genitalia has been so rampant?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:27 PM (PY9jH)

102 >>Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?

He's out trying to kill the boogeyman.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 03:28 PM (/tuJf)

103 Its just manners, like saying hello or goodbye.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM


Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name?

Posted by: The Lizard King at October 31, 2017 03:28 PM (ctuyM)

104 [turns head toward camera] These people are so dumb they'll believe anything. They think I don't mean it when I kiss my Secret Service agent or some other toadies. They think, Oh, that's just Frank being Frank, playing at something. But I like the taste of a man's mouth. I find it refreshing. And if you were married to my wife, you'd agree!

Posted by: President Underwood at October 31, 2017 03:28 PM (eypvf)

105 Meanwhile, a TCM theater showing of Casa Blanca is sold out.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 31, 2017 03:28 PM (baYK5)

106 90 Nothing says 'Stop Rape!!!' like topless female protestors.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (mcI77)


My essential human dignity is compromised if you sexualise what I'm sexualising!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 03:28 PM (CPk08)

107 >>>Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?

Making a movie with Winona

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 03:28 PM (O2yLY)

108 Gee, I guess these Hollywood assholes aren't all they were cracked up to be.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 03:28 PM (HgMAr)

109 Is there ANY Hollywood creature who is not twisted???... might be a better way of culling this lot....

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:28 PM (/9d70)

110 85 Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (fYChk)

He's kicking ass.

And killing a bunch of bad guys.
______________________________________

He became the Baba Yaga.

The Boogeyman.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2017 03:28 PM (wo3jg)

111 Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (fYChk)

He's kicking ass.

And killing a bunch of bad guys.




Apparently there are literally thousands of loosely affiliated killers for hire in the world in all shapes and sizes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 03:28 PM (QQ+il)

112 Amazon: "I'm indispensable so I can do whatever I want and people will suck it up".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (/qEW2)


This one, sadly is now true. Alaska would not exist without Prime delivery.

Posted by: George at October 31, 2017 03:28 PM (x5dNX)

113 You know you're the only one on this planet I know who I can ask 'how are your cultural practices coming along' who won't look at me askew.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (ajiE5)

Long running joke about one of our friends who thinks he's a ladies man. Always nice to bring up when he's trying to impress the ladies.

Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2017 03:29 PM (48QDY)

114 I've never licked anyone without their permission!

Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 03:29 PM (LiyEm)

115 I knew someone who had a yellow Geo Storm convertible. Cute car.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 03:29 PM (vg8iE)

116 Shep: "It's a traffic nightmare. We hope there are no serious victims."

No no, they're all frivolous victims.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 03:29 PM (3myMJ)

117 Femen are like the Antifa of feminist pro-abortion activists - they are scary crazy.
Don't be blinded by the boobs.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybbxzbhb

Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:29 PM (W+vEI)

118 90 Nothing says 'Stop Rape!!!' like topless female protestors.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (mcI77)

LOL! No shit UF.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2017 03:29 PM (VezBU)

119 er TMC......

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 31, 2017 03:29 PM (baYK5)

120 76 Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (fYChk)
=======================

He has a new career protecting his puppy.

Posted by: John Frickin-Wick at October 31, 2017 03:29 PM (LISuA)

121 He's out trying to kill the boogeyman.

----

He IS the boogeyman.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:30 PM (8XRCm)

122 From least plausible to most plausible



George Clooney: "I'm indispensable so I can do whatever I want and people will suck it up".



...


Amazon: "I'm indispensable so I can do whatever I want and people will suck it up".
---
The US Government "I'm indispensable so I can do whatever I want and people will suck it up".

Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2017 03:30 PM (XQvuQ)

123 >>Their topless lefty protesters must be more attractive that our topless lefty protesters who always remind me of the Playboy cartoon granny.

Well none of them are going into the Hall of Fame but this might be one of those times a couple clicks to get to the article is worth the effort.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 03:30 PM (/tuJf)

124 Topless protestors protesting rape.

I mean, I just want to make sure I read that right."

It's part of the Number Six we're working up...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 03:30 PM (MINbv)

125 See boys, you are nothin' without me.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 31, 2017 03:30 PM (ierVd)

126 In the history of this nation, has there ever been a time when the discussion of genitalia has been so rampant?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:27 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2017 03:30 PM (ctuyM)

127 George Clooney needs to internalize this information:

Sooner or later every leading man gets old, develops jowls and wrinkles and he is no longer the flavor of the day.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with a gleeful heart... at October 31, 2017 03:31 PM (kXoT0)

128 The only way for MATT DAMON to salvage his career is to make a film where he carries around Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box.

I might watch that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:31 PM (PY9jH)

129 I did like Keanu Reeves in " Speed"... good movie, IMO.

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:31 PM (/9d70)

130 I can lick a guy at 12 inches!

Posted by: Shep! at October 31, 2017 03:31 PM (VezBU)

131 "He also claims that the man who was caught snoring on the set was his friend Paul Ryder, the bass player from the British band Happy Mondays. Ryder is his "sober companion..."

LOL. Nice choice.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at October 31, 2017 03:31 PM (F/4Zj)

132 Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (fYChk)

He's kicking ass.

And killing a bunch of bad guys.
Posted by: golfman
................
Really..

Hey eleven - rent John Wick and John Wick 2

fun fun fun

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 31, 2017 03:31 PM (so+oy)

133 @92

The Sean Hannity produced, "Let There Be light" had the third highest per theatre gross this week.

It's playing un 373 theatres vs 3246 theaters for Geostorm and 2046 theaters for Sububricon.

Pretty impressive.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2017 03:31 PM (Wtll+)

134
Alot.

That mans life is filled with tragedy yet he refuses to take a "victims" card and soldiers on.

One might not like his acting, but I admire the man.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

I actually enjoy his acting. I loved John Wick-that was an excellent popcorn movie. John Wick II was not as good, and frankly, I think they should have stopped at one. It was a good ending.

And bless him, he has been through it. But he seems to prefer keeping his private life private, and yet still is gracious to fans. A class act.

Posted by: moki at October 31, 2017 03:31 PM (V+V48)

135 Keanu Reeves was smugged to death.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (YOHxA)

136 Can we pray that the syphilitic Samantha Bee is next on the entertainment chopping block?

Such a vulgar, disgusting virago.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (vg8iE)

137 Femen are those muzzie jihadists in Dune,right?

Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (LiyEm)

138 In a simpler time we used to say, "My dad can lick your dad!"


No longer.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (wPiJc)

139 Having sex with dead women; that's my thing.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (RKQ/v)

140 Aren't all awards really for rape?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (4ErVI)

141 These Hollywooders stick together these days.

None of them have even offered to search for the "real abusers".

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (3myMJ)

142 If Andy Dick can't act appropriately I fear for our country.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (4e+hS)

143 Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (fYChk)



He's printing money with the John Wick movies.

Posted by: alexthechick - Your new AG. Now the DOJ has grry hands. at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (mf5HN)

144 "He's kicking ass.

And killing a bunch of bad guys."



I totally read that in his voice.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (fYChk)

145 Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (fYChk)


he's always busy working

John Wick!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000206/?ref_=nv_sr_1

has a lot of stuff in production atm

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (fceHP)

146 i think suburbicon was a shelved coen brothers script that clooney acquired and rewrote.

Sad!



Posted by: concrete girl at October 31, 2017 03:33 PM (aDqxG)

147 Multiple people shot, perhaps fatalities, in lower Manhattan, Shep! reports. Shooter in custody.

This has PDT's fingerprints all over it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)

148 Sooner or later every leading man gets old, develops jowls and wrinkles and he is no longer the flavor of the day.
_____________________________________

Listen up, you little twerp.

I get more tail in one week than you have ever had in a lifetime.

Now, pass the Glenfiddich and tell your mother to come in.

Posted by: Sean Connery at October 31, 2017 03:33 PM (wo3jg)

149 Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?
Posted by: eleven


I just watched a movie starring him last night!

It was called "The Whole Truth," came out in 2016. Decent courtroom drama film.

But the movie had a weird detail. Keanu plays a lawyer defending a kid for murder. The kid's mother is played by some scrawny klnda ugly chick. I thought, "Wow, how did this random not-very-appealing unknown actress get a big role opposite Keanu Reeves?"

Then the credits rolled:

IT WAS FREAKIN' RENEE ZELLWEGER!

Her plastic surgery was so disastrous that I didn't even recognize her, and she went for being completely distinctively cute to being blank-face and not attractive at all. Why did she do it? She removed all her distinguishing charactristics!

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2017 03:33 PM (42M22)

150 >>The only way for MATT DAMON to salvage his career is to make a film where he carries around Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box.

I might watch that



Have you seen "Contagion?" Not carried in a box, but...

Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:33 PM (W+vEI)

151 I'm f*ing sick of the lot of them. Hollywood tartlets (male and female ), politicians of all stripes, sports, news,....the whole f*ing lot can piss off and die.

If i didn't think I'd get confused with the Snowflakes screaming into the sky, I myself, would throw back and howl at the f*ing moon!!!!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 31, 2017 03:33 PM (99Nt9)

152 He has a new career protecting his puppy.
Posted by: John Frickin-Wick at October 31, 2017 03:29 PM (LISuA)

And his car.

John Wick 2 on pause as I have a pop.

Some may not like him, but everyone respects John Wick.

Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2017 03:33 PM (48QDY)

153 141 These Hollywooders stick together these days.

None of them have even offered to search for the "real abusers".
Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (3myMJ)

============

Well, it would probably be everyone over a certain organizational level, including a whole lot of pretenders who want to reach it.

Watching the left tear apart its single greatest weapon in the culture is turning out to be equally horrifying and entertaining.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (5IkYA)

154 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (PY9jH

I almost died laughing

Posted by: Votermom's phone at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (sxGLu)

155 Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2017 03:30 PM (ctuyM)

Or in Flagrante as it were.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (YOHxA)

156 went for being = went FROM being

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (42M22)

157 I think it was Tammy Bruce that said the women of NOW didn't attack Bill Clinton saying 'he may be a pig, but he is OUR pig".

I guess they decided the casting couchWeinsteins and piggish globalists were not ever going to really let them be "equal". So now, open rebellion even on the leftist pigs (who are more devoted to the sex/money/power than some dreamy leftist ideology.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (/aIFg)

158 George Clooney's "Suburbicon" didn't just struggle at the box office. It sank.




Ishtar farts in its general direction

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (493sH)

159 139 Having sex with dead women; that's my thing.
Posted by: Ted Bundy at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (RKQ/v)


Celebrate diversity!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (CPk08)

160 The internets reports Keanu Reeve's net worth at $350 Million Dollars.

So the answer to the question of where is Keanue Reeves?

Anywhere he want's to be.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (Wtll+)

161 RE: Suburbicon - there's also the matter that the ad campaign was simultaneously boring and a lie. Unless you went online to see what it was about ahead of time, you would have no idea that it was about Racism You Guys, You Guys Racism Is Bad, M'Kay?

It's one thing for, say, Get Out to have a bit of a misleading ad campaign. That's was a horror movie and part of the plot was revealing the extent of the Big Bad. That's rather different then we're going to promo this movie like it's some kind of weird murder mystery type thing and, by the way, not even have any black people in the trailers.
Posted by: alexthechick - Your new AG. Now the DOJ has grry hands. at October 31, 2017 03:24 PM (mf5HN)

Ah, I was wondering. At times I was intrigued by the trailer and then I thought Damon and Clooney. Somehow it's going to be white people are bad.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (J70i0)

162 I already got beat over the head with "suburban white people are evil" in movies like American Beauty and Pleasantville. Don't need to see it again.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (OD2ni)

163 Can't stand Clooney or Damon; they're both smug, holier-than-thou jerks who think they're a lot smarter and more talented than they really are.

Clooney should retire so he can spend the rest of his days sniffing the crotch of his dear, dear friend Obama, and Damon . . . well, he should just go away.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (BXf9o)

164
Have you seen "Contagion?" Not carried in a box, but...


Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:33 PM (W+vEI)


No.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (PY9jH)

165 154 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (PY9jH

I almost died laughing

Posted by: Votermom's phone at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (sxGLu)

Right? lol!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (VezBU)

166 The best thing that Andy Dick was ever in was the path of Jon Lovitz's fist.

Posted by: Armando at October 31, 2017 03:34 PM (FwRqg)

167 In a simpler time we used to say, "My dad can lick your dad!"

Shep's go to line...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 03:35 PM (MINbv)

168 That mans life is filled with tragedy yet he refuses to take a "victims" card and soldiers on.

One might not like his acting, but I admire the man.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:27 PM (8XRCm)


I'll watch anything Reeves is in.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2017 03:35 PM (fceHP)

169
He became the Baba Yaga.

The Boogeyman.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2017 03:28 PM (wo3jg)

For what it's worth, I grew up on Baba Yaga stories, but in my dad's version, she was a good witch who was tired of people getting in her space. She used the chicken legged house to move and get away from them. I'm sure a psychologist will have a field day with that, but I'm not going to over analyze it.

Posted by: moki at October 31, 2017 03:35 PM (V+V48)

170 Can we pray that the syphilitic Samantha Bee is next on the entertainment chopping block?

Such a vulgar, disgusting virago.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 03:32 PM (vg8iE)
............

Knock kneed skank.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 03:35 PM (HgMAr)

171 Having sex with dead women
________________________________

We don't call them dead.

We call them "living impaired."

Posted by: The AP at October 31, 2017 03:35 PM (wo3jg)

172 She removed all her distinguishing charactristics!

What a dumbass!

Posted by: Jennifer Grey at October 31, 2017 03:35 PM (+INtM)

173 >>He IS the boogeyman.

No, no, no. He's the man you send to kill the boogeyman.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 03:35 PM (/tuJf)

174 "I AM big! It's my flop that got small."

-- Norma George Low-T Clooney

Posted by: ShainS at October 31, 2017 03:35 PM (RI8UG)

175 How has Howard Stern remained unscathed by all this? That dude made himself a zillionaire by sexually-harassing female celebs (and plenty of non-celebs) live on the air for almost two decades.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 31, 2017 03:35 PM (UBzPO)

176 Suburbicon tanking is sunshine on a cloudy day. It was an SJW wet dream.

Today is tickety-boo.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 03:36 PM (ierVd)

177 Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2017 03:33 PM (42M22)

Ask Jennifer Grey.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 03:36 PM (YOHxA)

178 Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2017 03:25 PM (fYChk)

Reeves does well when he plays roles that work with his limited acting range. I've never understood the hate he gets.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 31, 2017 03:36 PM (J70i0)

179 No one reports the news more breathlessly than Shep.

He just giggled a bit. Seriously.

What a twerp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:36 PM (PY9jH)

180 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 31, 2017 03:35 PM (UBzPO)

all talk. no action.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 03:36 PM (YOHxA)

181 Have you seen "Contagion?" Not carried in a box, but...


Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:33 PM (W+vEI)

=========

The box movie was on last night.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 03:36 PM (vg8iE)

182 I've heard a lot of good reviews of Blade Runner's sequel, from ppl I generally respect, so I'm inclined to believe its box office struggles are tied to it being a sequel to a movie that's a cult classic, but not a particularly fun one. It's too finicky and fiddly for a lot of people. I personally could never cotton to the original, so I've no interest in the sequel.

The rest, though? Garbage.


When I saw trailers for Geostorm I KNEW it would flop. It has that classic "Big Hollywood production that flops and flops HARD" quality to it, like "The Core" or "Battlefield Earth." I was surprised they were releasing it in the fall, TBH, since this is typically the time for Oscar bait. I guess they're shooting for a Best VFX Oscar?


Nothing makes me happier than seeing Suburbicon fail. What utter gobshite. I've only ever enjoyed one movie that had anything to do with George Clooney: O Brother, Where Art Thou? Everything else has been bland or overly contrived.


I actually think the Coen Brothers could have made it an interesting, dark comic tale if they took the reins. But as soon as Clooney picked it up it was basically doomed to fail.


George, word to the wise: next time the Coen Brothers abandon a script, leave it abandoned. They're better at this than you are.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 31, 2017 03:37 PM (rP4OC)

183 George Clooney needs to internalize this information:

Sooner or later every leading man gets old, develops jowls and wrinkles and he is no longer the flavor of the day.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with a gleeful heart... at October 31, 2017 03:31 PM (kXoT0)


and big ear syndrome
the ears keep growing, esp on men to humongous sizes

Clooney's ears are elephant ears now. He's so unattatractive

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2017 03:37 PM (fceHP)

184 "In the history of this nation, has there ever been a time when the discussion of genitalia has been so rampant?"

I saw Rampant Genitalia open for Bike Lock Snowflakes in Hollywood.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 03:37 PM (3myMJ)

185 Clooney, Moore, Damon = 3 reasons not to watch

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at October 31, 2017 03:38 PM (1L9V9)

186 NO!! Not Andy!!!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 31, 2017 03:38 PM (nQHw/)

187 I've never been able to watch the Ocean 11+ movies. Too much smug.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)

188 180 - but it was understood that in order to promote anything they had to go on the show and take the abuse.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 31, 2017 03:38 PM (UBzPO)

189 Keanu Reeves


Yeah, ha ha, who the fuck is that? A frog no doubt.

Posted by: George at October 31, 2017 03:38 PM (x5dNX)

190 I'll watch anything Reeves is in."

Take in an old Steve Reeves movie?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 03:38 PM (MINbv)

191 Ask Jennifer Grey.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 03:36 PM (YOHxA)

That was stupidity on her part. Most actors don't seem to understand that perfect looks are a dime a dozen in Hollywood. Having a non-ugly unique look is what you want. Grey wasn't ugly. She just wasn't a classic beauty.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 31, 2017 03:38 PM (J70i0)

192 That hologram chick from the new Blade Runner is so hot.

Posted by: wooga at October 31, 2017 03:38 PM (3I7wr)

193 Its a particular sort of heresy to label Blade Runner VII a flop. Let the gnashing of horde-teeth begin!

The original release.
The directors cut.
The international cut.
The workprint.
The pre-final cut recolortimed release.
the final cut.
2049
Geostorm
MILFs with Dysentery Bang Syphilitic Tapirs
Suburbicon



CIFY*





*Completed it for you




Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2017 03:38 PM (NyJwR)

194 Jane - In "Contagion" Gwenyth plays Damon's wife and she is Patient Zero...Her character is kind of a jerk.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:39 PM (W+vEI)

195 Apparently the writing in Hollywood has just gone, I dunno, not just around the bend but up past it and through the dogleg and back through a tunnel, or something. They keep trying and trying to convince normal people -- you know, the people with the money? customers? -- that what they, the customers, want is old hat or trashy or racist, when we know it's not what we want.

Okay, maybe the directors and writers have shot past the bend. But you'd think the money guys would take a look at the lousy revenue, and call a halt to this sort of thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 31, 2017 03:39 PM (IB8DY)

196 So...

Andy Dick is a dick.

...
...
...

Yeah, I'm sorry, it was just there.

Haters.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 31, 2017 03:39 PM (B+qrE)

197 You know Hollywood sucks when you find yourself channel surfing to 90 Day Fiance and La Isla.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 03:39 PM (HgMAr)

198 IT WAS FREAKIN' RENEE ZELLWEGER!

Her plastic surgery was so disastrous that I didn't even recognize her, and she went for being completely distinctively cute to being blank-face and not attractive at all. Why did she do it? She removed all her distinguishing charactristics!



Zombie, you should see Donatella Versace. There was a list on Fb of 25 Famous People who underwent the knife to disastrous results. Why do they do it? No idea. And these are people who can afford the 1% of plastic surgeons.
**cough Kenny Rogers cough**

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 03:39 PM (QFqpA)

199
Jane - In "Contagion" Gwenyth plays Damon's wife and she is Patient Zero...Her character is kind of a jerk.


Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:39 PM (W+vEI)


So she was in character, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:39 PM (PY9jH)

200 Judd Apatow tweeted that with these new allegations Polanski should be expelled from the motion picture academy or whatever it's called.

Really? NOW he says that??? After those creepy Hollywood people have been defending Polanski for decades when he raped a little girl? Why not just give him another standing ovation? It's the Hollywood way.

Posted by: stace at October 31, 2017 03:39 PM (6HFDU)

201 I don't know how Dean Devlin convinced a studio executive that it was still 1996, but that man deserves some kind of medal for persuasion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:39 PM (X+Lmq)

202 According to the reviews I've read, Clooney just repeatedly cuts back and forth between the Coen Brothers' script and his new "WE MUST STOP TRUMP" bullshit so you get whiplash about what the film's about.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2017 03:40 PM (3J/LN)

203
Reeves does well when he plays roles that work with his limited acting range. I've never understood the hate he gets.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 31, 2017 03:36 PM (J70i0)


Keanu is actually a very good actor, provided, as you say, he's in the right kind of role. Generally that means a character who's either blue steel levels of determined (Jack in "Speed", John Wick) or frequently baffled (Neo in "The Matrix", Ted in "Bill Ted"). The Matrix actually makes sense as the vehicle that really re-kickstarted his career in the late 90s, since it combines both of those qualities: determination and confusion.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 31, 2017 03:40 PM (rP4OC)

204 Is there a movie out there Hollywood hasn't made a remake of that they can ruin next?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:40 PM (PY9jH)

205 I increasingly like the work that Brad Pitt does... is this a sign of a serious brain issue for me???

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:41 PM (/9d70)

206 I did like Keanu Reeves in " Speed"... good movie, IMO.
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:31 PM (/9d70)

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Yup.

Released in....... 1994.


23 Years ago.


I feel old.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:41 PM (8XRCm)

207 Okay, maybe the directors and writers have shot past the bend. But you'd think the money guys would take a look at the lousy revenue, and call a halt to this sort of thing.

Until it starts to hurt they won't. See: NFL.

My guess is that after The Infinity War movies next year., the whole comic book thing will be done and then it will begin to really hurt.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 31, 2017 03:41 PM (B+qrE)

208 200 Judd Apatow tweeted that with these new allegations Polanski should be expelled from the motion picture academy or whatever it's called.

Really? NOW he says that??? After those creepy Hollywood people have been defending Polanski for decades when he raped a little girl? Why not just give him another standing ovation? It's the Hollywood way.
Posted by: stace at October 31, 2017 03:39 PM (6HFDU)

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Like any power center, it's more important to protect one's own than pursue justice.

The fact that everyone wanted a piece of the industry because it's considered the most glamorous of industries helped Hollywood convince other power centers to protect it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:41 PM (X+Lmq)

209 >>Ask Jennifer Grey.

Funny Jennifer Grey story. She was here years ago filming a good awful movie, Wind.

She was staying in a rented house in Newport and in that area the houses are pretty close together. She also seemed to be an enthusiastic sexual partner. And a screamer.

She's still remembered here fondly for her vocal prowess.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 03:41 PM (/tuJf)

210 BTW there is an Asylum movie called "Geo-Disaster". So bad it's funny, and probably better than Geo-Storm.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at October 31, 2017 03:42 PM (1L9V9)

211 204 Is there a movie out there Hollywood hasn't made a remake of that they can ruin next?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:40 PM (PY9jH)

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Goonies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:42 PM (X+Lmq)

212 Speaking of John Wick, Brawl in Cell Block 99 is the Redneck John Wick. Vince Vaughn is badass .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 31, 2017 03:42 PM (2DOZq)

213 Geostorm was produced by the True Acolytes of Science, natch.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at October 31, 2017 03:42 PM (VFhMt)

214 I increasingly like the work that Brad Pitt does... is this a sign of a serious brain issue for me???
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:41 PM (/9d70)

I liked Seven Years In Tibet. It was one of the last movies I went to a theater and watched. The last was Standing In The Shadows Of Motown.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 03:42 PM (3myMJ)

215 They were warned. They wouldn't like the "New Rules" when applied to them.

Still want to see the new Bladerunner flick. I'll wait for it to show up on Amazon Prime or On Demand. The movie theater experience sucks these days.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2017 03:42 PM (K3SHb)

216 Its 31 October and still no news about Las Vegas. Further reports note that Francisco Franco is still dead.

Posted by: Pudding Head at October 31, 2017 03:42 PM (YV+SU)

217 205 I increasingly like the work that Brad Pitt does... is this a sign of a serious brain issue for me???
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:41 PM (/9d70)


Yes. I consider him one of the worst A-List actors of all time. I can't sit through a movie with him in it for that reason.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 03:42 PM (ierVd)

218 Apparently a truck ran over several people on a bike path, and two truckers got in a fight and a shooting ensued.

And in between reporting all that, Shep said, "It's chilly here in Manhattan today, which would be cold down south."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:42 PM (PY9jH)

219 Accused of sexual assault? That's just not the Andy Dick I know.

Posted by: T at October 31, 2017 03:43 PM (Vgw1E)

220 Ace doesn't get it. We weren't trying to make money. We were trying to do the right thing.

Posted by: George Clooney at October 31, 2017 03:43 PM (eypvf)

221 175 How has Howard Stern remained unscathed by all this? That dude made himself a zillionaire by sexually-harassing female celebs (and plenty of non-celebs) live on the air for almost two decades.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 31, 2017 03:35 PM (UBzPO)

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Howard went Hollywood with America's Got Talent. Hangs out with Clooney and Damon now. Apparently he has a female non-sexual Svengali named Marci Turk running his life.

Remember "Gary the Retard?" Howard calls him "Gary the Conqueror" now. The show is 100% PC fluff. Do a youtube search for Artie Lange Howard Stern sold out. Artie's been complaining about this for years.

So, you're right, there might be some trepidation in the SiriusXM offices these days.

Posted by: Oschisms at October 31, 2017 03:43 PM (70QTT)

222 Andy Dick is still alive?

Sad.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2017 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

223 >>Reeves does well when he plays roles that work with his limited acting range. I've never understood the hate he gets.

He is excellent at picking roles, it is why he has so many iconic roles.
He also started a motorcycle company - no idea how much money he gets from that.
http://tinyurl.com/ycsm7awx

Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:43 PM (W+vEI)

224 The movie theater experience sucks these days.
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Too many people talking to the screen?

Posted by: Pudding Head at October 31, 2017 03:43 PM (YV+SU)

225 **cough Kenny Rogers cough**
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 03:39 PM (QFqpA)

Poor Kim Novak.

Man that was a good looking woman.

She should've gone to Rachel Welch's plastic surgeon.

Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2017 03:43 PM (48QDY)

226 Andy Dick's defense is he's not a groper, he's a cheek-licker. Like Kevin Spacey's defense was: Drinking While Gay.

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 03:44 PM (Iz8Py)

227 Um, I just checked the Twats and there was a mass shooting in Manhattan. Apparently 20 minutes ago?

What the hell?

Posted by: alexthechick - Your new AG. Now the DOJ has grry hands. at October 31, 2017 03:44 PM (mf5HN)

228 >>>And these are people who can afford the 1% of plastic surgeons.
**cough Kenny Rogers cough**

I think Kenny Rogers may have been trying big to save money after losing his shirt with Kenny Roger's Roasters.

Posted by: wooga at October 31, 2017 03:44 PM (3I7wr)

229 I'm a Keanu fan.

Just incredibly out of touch.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2017 03:44 PM (fYChk)

230 Polanski and Sharon Tate on TCM right now in The Fearless Vampire Killers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2017 03:44 PM (IqV8l)

231 Geostorm was produced by the True Acolytes of Science, natch.

Apparently, as seen in the trailer, the Erf can be cold enough to freeze a jumbo jet in midflight to a degree that results in it shattering when it hits the ground. Or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 31, 2017 03:44 PM (B+qrE)

232 "The best thing that Andy Dick was ever in was the path of Jon Lovitz's fist."


Andy Dick was actually funny in a small role as the King from Medieval Times in Cable Guy. "Buddy, get on the horse."

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 31, 2017 03:45 PM (OD2ni)

233 Bad plastic surgery and Meg Ryan.

Yeesh, she was so pretty. WTH?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:45 PM (PY9jH)

234 Keanu Reeves filmography is #1 on my list. He's batting .900 .

Unfortunately what brings down his average is the shitty written sequels to his hits.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 31, 2017 03:45 PM (2DOZq)

235 216- I saw a report earlier today somewhere where the Vegas police are now saying that a cop actually fired his weapon while in the shooters room. Odd thing to leave out until now.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 31, 2017 03:45 PM (UBzPO)

236 127 George Clooney needs to internalize this information:

Sooner or later every leading man gets old, develops jowls and wrinkles and he is no longer the flavor of the day.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with a gleeful heart... at October 31, 2017

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Old-time stars like Jimmy Stewart, Henry Fonda, Cary Grant, they knew it. Grant retired; Stewart and Fonda wisely went on to play grandfathers. They were still the flavor of the day, just in a character-actor age bracket.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 31, 2017 03:45 PM (IB8DY)

237
I think read somewhere that Clowney makes 5 bombs for every hit. Great track record

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 03:45 PM (493sH)

238 >>>And these are people who can afford the 1% of plastic surgeons.
**cough Kenny Rogers cough**
............

Botched. Now there's a funny show.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

239 Who is that crazy NYC socialite that has had a huge number of plastic surgeries and now looks like some sort of catwoman monster?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 03:45 PM (/tuJf)

240 So she was in character, right?
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Nothing was steamed.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (vg8iE)

241 Um, I just checked the Twats and there was a mass shooting in Manhattan. Apparently 20 minutes ago?



What the hell?

Posted by: alexthechick - Your new AG. Now the DOJ has grry hands. at October 31, 2017 03:44 PM (mf5HN)


Shep is reporting two truck drivers in a fight and a shooting breaking out. Who knows? He's an idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH)

242 Who is that crazy NYC socialite that has had a huge number of plastic surgeries and now looks like some sort of catwoman monster?
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Jocelyn Wildenstein

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (vg8iE)

243 The guy I like from the John Wick movies is Charlie. His real name is David Patrick Kelly.

He is the guy who cleans up the corpses.

He was in the epic movie "The Warriors" back in the 1970s.

He was the guy named Luther who clicked the beer bottles on his fingers and chanted "Warriors. . . come out and . . . plaa-ay!"

He was also Sully in the movie "Commando" with Schwarzenegger. He was the guy Arnold dropped off a cliff after promising him:

"I like you, I'll kill you last."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (wo3jg)

244 He is excellent at picking roles, it is why he has so many iconic roles.
He also started a motorcycle company - no idea how much money he gets from that.
http://tinyurl.com/ycsm7awx
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:43 PM (W+vEI)


I think it was the third Matrix movie where he gave his money to the crew. We're talking millions and millions of dollars.

Posted by: alexthechick - Your new AG. Now the DOJ has grry hands. at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (mf5HN)

245
Donatelle Versachi

Worst plastic surgery ever.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (8XRCm)

246
239 Who is that crazy NYC socialite that has had a huge number of plastic surgeries and now looks like some sort of catwoman monster?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 03:45 PM (/tuJf)

Jocelyn wildenstein.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (Ri/rl)

247 Mass shooting in NY.

Only the cops have guns in NY.

UT---oh.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (3myMJ)

248 "They're coming to take me away ha, ha. They're coming to take me away ha ha he he ho ho". Current theme song for groping gropers.

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (suO/a)

249 220 Ace doesn't get it. We weren't trying to make money. We were trying to do the right thing.
Posted by: George Clooney at October 31, 2017 03:43 PM (eypvf)


Clooney said the same thing, basically, in an interview. I can even remember the words.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (ierVd)

250
Keep your eye on Clooney. I think he has presidential aspirations.

Not that I worry about him. But politicians have seen what a public figure (like Trump) can do and perhaps part of this recent 'outing' of everyone is a pre-emptive strike.

Putting them back in their place. As sexual predators with a past they can't hide from.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at October 31, 2017 03:47 PM (ajiE5)

251 >>Jocelyn Wildenstein

That's her!

She is down right scary looking.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 03:47 PM (/tuJf)

252 Harrison Ford is a leading man gotten old, still with a career.
Sean Connery is the Gold Standard of how to do the aging actor thing.

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:47 PM (/9d70)

253 My guess is that after The Infinity War movies next year., the whole comic book thing will be done and then it will begin to really hurt.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Yep, Star Wars is playing out the string too

Posted by: Jean at October 31, 2017 03:47 PM (mjiiZ)

254 Shep is reporting two truck drivers in a fight and a shooting breaking out. Who knows? He's an idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH)

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Unpossible.


Guns are VERBOTTEN in NYC.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:47 PM (8XRCm)

255 I increasingly like the work that Brad Pitt does... is this a sign of a serious brain issue for me???
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:41 PM (/9d70)

I think he should have gotten an Oscar for his role in Kalifornia.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 31, 2017 03:48 PM (2DOZq)

256 I'll watch anything Reeves is in.


He really was the best Superman.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 03:48 PM (QQ+il)

257 I saw a report earlier today somewhere where the Vegas police are now saying that a cop actually fired his weapon while in the shooters room. Odd thing to leave out until now.
Posted by: Brian

Nobody knew at first. He had a silencer.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 03:48 PM (3myMJ)

258 "251 >>Jocelyn Wildenstein

That's her!

She is down right scary looking.
Posted by: JackStraw"


Dubbed The Bride of Wildenstein by the New York Post. Hilarious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 31, 2017 03:48 PM (OD2ni)

259 227 Um, I just checked the Twats and there was a mass shooting in Manhattan. Apparently 20 minutes ago?
__________________________________

Impossible. I passed the SAFE Act, so everyone in New York is safe.

Posted by: Gov. Andrew Cuomo at October 31, 2017 03:48 PM (wo3jg)

260 237
I think read somewhere that Clowney makes 5 bombs for every hit. Great track record
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 03:45 PM (493sH)

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I believe that the only hits are Ocean's movies.

Others were mildly successful, but he's easily one of the most overrated movie stars.

Henry Fonda was a star. America liked him. Same with John Wayne.

Today the number of stars seems much smaller. I'd say that Will Smith may actually be the only genuine movie star (as in, his name alone can help open a movie), but he's had some smaller films recently that have underperformed.

I have a theory that stars are only stars as long as they are used in combination with a genre. Robert Downey Junior can open the shit out of a Marvel movie, but he can't open the little movie about a small town judge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:48 PM (X+Lmq)

261 So it turns out Hollywood is a sexual free for all

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2017 03:48 PM (aC6Sd)

262 In my salon, I read about a wealthy woman who is spending $$$$ to look like Melania Trump.

She actually looks amazing (I have no idea what she looked like before).

I just can't imagine changing one's looks to look like someone else.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:48 PM (PY9jH)

263 So it turns out Hollywood is a sexual free for all
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For the men at least.

Posted by: shibumi at October 31, 2017 03:49 PM (aT+Bx)

264 George Clooney needs to internalize this information:



Sooner or later every leading man gets old, develops jowls and wrinkles and he is no longer the flavor of the day.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with a gleeful heart... at October 31, 2017 03:31 PM (kXoT0)



and big ear syndrome

the ears keep growing, esp on men to humongous sizes



Clooney's ears are elephant ears now. He's so unattatractive

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2017 03:37 PM (fceHP)


And the way he holds his head when he speaks. Arrrrrgh, i want to smack him. He's always got his head down to his chest and peers up at whoever he's talking to from under his eyebrows. It's MADDENING. It's why I've hated watching him ever since ER. The only GOOD thing to come out of Batman and Robin was the damn rubber suit made him keep his head UP when he talked.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 31, 2017 03:49 PM (rP4OC)

265 Jocelyn Wildenstein
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (vg8iE)

On Halloween, no less.

Too late to get a mask?

Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2017 03:49 PM (48QDY)

266 DeBlasio and Cuomo will push for even more gun control in in NY...um...in the rest of the country...

Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 03:49 PM (LiyEm)

267 He is excellent at picking roles, it is why he has so many iconic roles. He also started a motorcycle company - no idea how much money he gets from that.
http://tinyurl.com/ycsm7awx
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:43 PM (W+vEI)

I think it was the third Matrix movie where he gave his money to the crew. We're talking millions and millions of dollars.
Posted by: alexthechick -"


Even the Bill & Ted movies have held up well and are still funny.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 31, 2017 03:49 PM (OD2ni)

268 254 Shep is reporting two truck drivers in a fight and a shooting breaking out. Who knows? He's an idiot.
______________________________________

I propose a background check and 14-day waiting period for anyone looking to buy a truck in New York.

Posted by: Gov. Andrew Cuomo at October 31, 2017 03:49 PM (wo3jg)

269 Femen are like the Antifa of feminist pro-abortion activists - they are scary crazy.
Don't be blinded by the boobs.


All men are blinded by boobs. Surely all women know this - or maybe it is just Alexthechick and her trampoline who has that insight.


Posted by: Clearly at October 31, 2017 03:49 PM (s5gFo)

270 No worries, the overseas BO will kill. Yemeni goat herders love our movies!

Posted by: Hollywood regular joe at October 31, 2017 03:49 PM (O50yS)

271 huge number of plastic surgeries and now looks like some sort of catwoman monster"

Most 40+ "B" listers?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 03:49 PM (MINbv)

272 I don't know how Dean Devlin convinced a studio executive that it was still 1996, but that man deserves some kind of medal for persuasion.

Devlin's a nice guy - Adam Baldwin and Christian Kane vouch for him as a Hollywood lefty who's polite to conservatives, and his Twitter feed is almost completely apolitical. He made "Leverage" for many years alongside the TV movies of the "The Librarian" novels and the new "The Librarians" series that's a lot of fun.

Also, he operates completely outside of the Hollywood system and isn't affiliated with any studio. He owns his own production company, Electric Entertainment (logo: Ben Franklin's kite), and shoots everything on digital directly into Final Cut Pro X, so every time a scene is completed it's immediately added to the rough cut of the show.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2017 03:50 PM (3J/LN)

273 It might be a confluence of factors best summed up by the phrase that people are tired of being patronized by their inferiors.



Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Dash for the Politcal Lifeboats in Sav-Ur-Self Gear by the Outrage Outlet! at October 31, 2017 03:50 PM (hLRSq)

274 I increasingly like the work that Brad Pitt does... is this a sign of a serious brain issue for me???
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:41 PM (/9d70)

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He's actually quite a good actor.

He can just be charming like Clooney in the Ocean's movies, but then he'll do something like Babel where he holds his own or The Assassination of Jesse James where he's kind of great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:50 PM (X+Lmq)

275 >>>I think read somewhere that Clowney makes 5 bombs for every hit. Great track record<<<

Jesus, if Matt Damon was a race horse his odds would be 600 to 1.

Posted by: Fritz at October 31, 2017 03:50 PM (2Mnv1)

276 I may have licked their genitals. It's my thing.

Posted by: Andrew Richard at October 31, 2017 03:50 PM (IqV8l)

277 I've never seen a George Clooney movie.

Hooray for me.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 03:50 PM (vg8iE)

278 I increasingly like the work that Brad Pitt does... is this a sign of a serious brain issue for me???
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:41 PM (/9d70)



Bander has this theory that Brad Pitt is a character actor who is in a movie star's body. Now that he's aging out of being so handsome, he's settling into his true nature as a character actor.

Also, Pitt's willing to let other people be the star of the show.

Posted by: alexthechick - Your new AG. Now the DOJ has grry hands. at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (mf5HN)

279 Shep is reporting two truck drivers in a fight and a shooting breaking out. Who knows? He's an idiot.

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Some cyclists may have been run over. Is that good or bad? /s

Posted by: RioBravo at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (5NMZN)

280 I have a theory that stars are only stars as long as they are used in combination with a genre. Robert Downey Junior can open the shit out of a Marvel movie, but he can't open the little movie about a small town judge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:48 PM (X+Lmq)

They don't make stars like they used to. Bette Davis, Hedy Lamar, Charles Bronson jimmy stewart.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (Ri/rl)

281 The Assassination of Jesse James

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That movie sucked donkey balls.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (8XRCm)

282 Multiple people hurt in a NYC shooting and truck ramming....

Posted by: Four morons with instruments in a garage at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (7uYFy)

283 >>>I think he should have gotten an Oscar for his role in Kalifornia.

Solely for the scene where he strolls up in a Confederate hat with pit stains, mutters STANKY BITCH, and hawks up something.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (O2yLY)

284
I think it was the third Matrix movie where he gave his money to the crew. We're talking millions and millions of dollars.



Posted by: alexthechick - Your new AG. Now the DOJ has grry hands. at October 31, 2017 03:46 PM (mf5HN)


I picked a good actor to have a crush on when I was 14. ^_^

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (rP4OC)

285 He really was the best Superman."

Forget it. They're not biting...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (MINbv)

286 Spoke too soon...Batman Forever. But that's it. Swearsies.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (vg8iE)

287 LOL at all the hot Lib-on-lib action.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (O848g)

288 224 The movie theater experience sucks these days.
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Too many people talking to the screen?
Posted by: Pudding Head at October 31, 2017

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Not just nowadays. I remember seeing the original The Howling at one of those long-vanished artifacts of a better America, a shopping-center cinema in a once-middle-class area of town. The audience, many of whom would fit right in on Judge Judy, Jerry Springer, or worse programs today, talked to the characters on screen. "Oh, no, honey! You don' wanna go in there!" "Oh, God, here he comes!" "Oooh, he ugly!" (I presume this last was about the werewolf, not anybody else in the theatre.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (IB8DY)

289 280
They don't make stars like they used to. Bette Davis, Hedy Lamar, Charles Bronson jimmy stewart.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (Ri/rl)

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It really helped that studios were in charge of the stars' PR, and they were very interested in keeping them likeable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (X+Lmq)

290 Who the hell uses trucks to ram....

Ut-oh.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (3myMJ)

291 Inappropriate licking?

LICKED BY DICK

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (qPcbC)

292 So the story of the two lesbians who were rescued by the Coast Guard and who claimed to have been lost at sea for 5 months is falling apart. Their story never made much sense. Wonder what the point of the whole scam was? Were they hoping to get a movie/book deal out of it, or are they so pathetic that they just wanted to get their faces on some morning t.v. shows?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (BXf9o)

293 281 The Assassination of Jesse James

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That movie sucked donkey balls.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (8XRCm)

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Incorrect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (X+Lmq)

294 World War Z.... Fury... two movies I thought were very good,

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (/9d70)

295 NYC - Josh Groban was witness to the crash, supposedly. For a celebrity, that could mean "I was a block away".

2 trucks got in a crash, a guy got out and started shooting; that's the current story. 4 shot. Story developing.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (ierVd)

296


Bander has this theory that Brad Pitt is a character actor who is in a movie star's body. Now that he's aging out of being so handsome, he's settling into his true nature as a character actor.

Also, Pitt's willing to let other people be the star of the show.

Posted by: alexthechick - Your new AG. Now the DOJ has grry hands. at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (mf5HN)

My friend went to high school with him in MO. Brad Pitt has not aged well at all.

My favorite brad Pitt scene is when he plays the stoner in True Romance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (Ri/rl)

297 Multiple people hurt in a NYC shooting and truck ramming....
Posted by: Four morons with instruments in a garage at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (7uYFy)

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Annnnnnnnnnnnd.......

it's the muzzies.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:53 PM (8XRCm)

298 >>>Even the Bill & Ted movies have held up well and are still funny.

Movies yes, Alex Winter not so much.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 03:53 PM (O2yLY)

299 Shep is explaining how bike traffic in a bike lane works.

Come on Fox, get a hook. Send him to MSDNC or CNN wrapped in a bow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 03:53 PM (PY9jH)

300
Fury I liked.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:53 PM (8XRCm)

301 294 World War Z.... Fury... two movies I thought were very good,
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (/9d70)

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I found Z functional, but kind of boring.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (X+Lmq)

302 That's Headly!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (MINbv)

303 Samuel Z. Arkoff, a producer generally regarded as the king of the drive-in movie, said "We didn't make them for the critics. We made them for the people."

"There were no teen picture," he said. "Andy Hardy's pictures were what Hollywood considered youth pictures, but they weren't pictures for the youths. Andy's father was an authority figure who always got Andy out of trouble. At the end of the movie the kid would say, 'I'll never do that again,' and the audience of adults would be joyful. But that wasn't a teen movie; it was a lecture."

http://trib.in/2htt6r2

Posted by: VA MKZ at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (tkZ2O)

304 It really helped that studios were in charge of the stars' PR, and they were very interested in keeping them likeable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (X+Lmq)

Maybe that's why, but they all seemed to have class. Also they didn't spout anti American crap constantly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (Ri/rl)

305 So if you do the math on the Suburbicon movie it's pretty damn bad.

$2.8 million on 2045 screens gets you to $1369 for the weekend per screen.

If they played it 3x on Friday and 5 each Saturday and Sunday that's around $100 per showing or around 10 people in each showing...for an opening weekend of a MATT DAMON! movie. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Timon at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (NTM5E)

306 So the story of the two lesbians who were rescued by the Coast Guard and who claimed to have been lost at sea for 5 months is falling apart. Their story never made much sense. Wonder what the point of the whole scam was? Were they hoping to get a movie/book deal out of it, or are they so pathetic that they just wanted to get their faces on some morning t.v. shows?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (BXf9o)

It was just going to be a 2-hour cruise, maybe do some fishing for lickalotapus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (O848g)

307 Just watched "Scicario" with Benecio del Toro (Benny the Bull) and enjoyed it. I like Benny. He has that James Dean quality, only Hispanically.

Posted by: Pudding Head at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (YV+SU)

308 >>>Fury I liked.

Oh how I despised Fury.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (O2yLY)

309 304 It really helped that studios were in charge of the stars' PR, and they were very interested in keeping them likeable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (X+Lmq)

Maybe that's why, but they all seemed to have class. Also they didn't spout anti American crap constantly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (Ri/rl)

============

How's that going to play in Peoria?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:55 PM (X+Lmq)

310 Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:52 PM (/9d70)


Did kinda want to see WW Z. But it's useless, b/c he would ruin the movie for me. Some people have actors like that, whom they can't/won't watch for various reasons.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 03:55 PM (ierVd)

311 Street Kings one of my favorite cop movies.
Walk in the Clouds my favorite chick movie
Constantine and Devils Advocate my favorite good vs evil movies.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 31, 2017 03:55 PM (2DOZq)

312 "286 Spoke too soon...Batman Forever. But that's it. Swearsies.
Posted by: bicentennialguy"



You didn't catch the last season of The Facts of Life with George Clooney sporting a mullett?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 31, 2017 03:55 PM (OD2ni)

313 So the story of the two lesbians who were rescued by the Coast Guard and who claimed to have been lost at sea for 5 months is falling apart.

-----

But we survived by eating each other!!!

Posted by: Two Lesbians Adrift At Sea For Five Months at October 31, 2017 03:55 PM (8XRCm)

314 Just put Fistful of Dollars in the theaters at $2 and watch the seats fill.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 03:55 PM (3myMJ)

315 Brad Pitt is good in Snatch but nobody is supposed to understand his dialogue.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 31, 2017 03:56 PM (UBzPO)

316 The Matrix actually makes sense as the vehicle that really re-kickstarted his career in the late 90s, since it combines both of those qualities: determination and confusion.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 31, 2017 03:40 PM (rP4OC)

Most actors only fit into a certain range of roles. It's the ego thing that I think kills a lot of actors. They want to be the star. Where if they stuck with roles that fit their skill set, they would probably do better in the long run. Reeves seems to have figured it out.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 31, 2017 03:56 PM (J70i0)

317 307
Just watched "Scicario" with Benecio del Toro (Benny the Bull) and enjoyed it. I like Benny. He has that James Dean quality, only Hispanically.
Posted by: Pudding Head at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (YV+SU)

VERY good movie... I thought better of Emily Blount after watching... del Toro is always good..

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 03:56 PM (/9d70)

318 Maybe that's why, but they all seemed to have class. Also they didn't spout anti American crap constantly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (Ri/rl)

They certainly weren't anti-America, most stars, but behind the scenes there were plenty of commies--screenwriters, directors.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2017 03:56 PM (7uYFy)

319 Andy Dick -never heard of him.

Posted by: Peter Gunn at October 31, 2017 03:56 PM (LilNs)

320 7 Multiple people hurt in a NYC shooting and truck ramming....
Posted by: Four morons with instruments in a garage at October 31, 2017 03:51 PM (7uYFy)

-------

Annnnnnnnnnnnd.......

it's the muzzies.
Posted by: fixerupper



Nah. Sounds more like two goombahs got into a road rage accident with resulting innocents caught in the crossfire.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 03:56 PM (QFqpA)

321 Fury was godawful.

Posted by: good Lord that was shit at October 31, 2017 03:56 PM (+INtM)

322 311
Street Kings one of my favorite cop movies.

Walk in the Clouds my favorite chick movie

Constantine and Devils Advocate my favorite good vs evil movies.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 31, 2017 03:55 PM (2DOZq)


Constantine doesn't get the love it deserves. I think a lot of comic diehards were disappointed by it so it got a bad wrap, but as someone coming at it with no prior knowledge of the character, I genuinely enjoyed it.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 31, 2017 03:57 PM (rP4OC)

323 O Brother, Where Art Thou?
------------------------
That WOULD have been a good movie if Clooney had not been cast as the lead.
This has nothing to do with his personality or politics.
It doesn't have anything to do with his competence as an actor either.
He just didn't fit the part.
Ultra-urban, pretty-boy looks, no matter what rags you put on him. Manicured hands.
Did not work for me AT ALL.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 31, 2017 03:57 PM (0jtPF)

324 I turned down free passes to preview "Suburbicon." On the other hand I had a chance for passes to see "Long Road Home" next week, but can't make it.

Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2017 03:57 PM (7HtZB)

325 "So the story of the two lesbians who were rescued by the Coast Guard and who claimed to have been lost at sea for 5 months is falling apart. "


Were they busty?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 31, 2017 03:57 PM (OD2ni)

326 147 Multiple people shot, perhaps fatalities, in lower Manhattan, Shep! reports. Shooter in custody.



NOT TERRORISM !!!!

Posted by: FBI at October 31, 2017 03:57 PM (mcI77)

327 >>Brad Pitt is good in Snatch but nobody is supposed to understand his dialogue.

I love that movie.

I like Pitt as an actor. He was great in Seven and 12 Monkeys and a whole bunch of flicks.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 03:57 PM (/tuJf)

328 318 Maybe that's why, but they all seemed to have class. Also they didn't spout anti American crap constantly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (Ri/rl)

They certainly weren't anti-America, most stars, but behind the scenes there were plenty of commies--screenwriters, directors.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2017 03:56 PM (7uYFy)

==============

"Dalton Trumbo, who totally down low wanted to overthrow the US government and replace it with communism, was America's greatest hero!"
-Hollywood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:57 PM (X+Lmq)

329 Two girls, one boat. And two dogs.

At least it was well planned. They first met 10 days before embarking and one had never done any sailing.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 03:57 PM (3myMJ)

330 >>My favorite brad Pitt scene is when he plays the stoner in True Romance.

Pitt in "A River Runs Through It."
*sigh*

Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:58 PM (W+vEI)

331 They certainly weren't anti-America, most stars, but behind the scenes there were plenty of commies--screenwriters, directors.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2017 03:56 PM (7uYFy)

I think they are still there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 03:58 PM (Ri/rl)

332 Andy Dick's only crime is being completely unfunny.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2017 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

333 Bander has this theory that Brad Pitt is a character actor who is in a movie star's body. Now that he's aging out of being so handsome, he's settling into his true nature as a character actor.

Also, Pitt's willing to let other people be the star of the show.

________________

He has improved with age. When he was younger, he was pretty bad. He has worked at it and gotten better.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2017 03:58 PM (BXf9o)

334
Most actors only fit into a certain range of
roles. It's the ego thing that I think kills a lot of actors. They
want to be the star. Where if they stuck with roles that fit their
skill set, they would probably do better in the long run. Reeves seems
to have figured it out.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 31, 2017 03:56 PM (J70i0)


For which I'm VERY glad. He's an actor who I've always enjoyed, and I'd like him to be able to maintain his career for many years to come.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 31, 2017 03:58 PM (rP4OC)

335
One of my favorite movies of all time is "Man on Fire".

I really really really like that movie.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:59 PM (8XRCm)

336 325 "So the story of the two lesbians who were rescued by the Coast Guard and who claimed to have been lost at sea for 5 months is falling apart. "


Were they busty?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 31, 2017 03:57 PM (OD2ni)


Thigh highs and heels would be acceptable on the high seas if you ask me.

Posted by: FBI at October 31, 2017 03:59 PM (mcI77)

337 Am I supposed to feel bad that not only haven't I seen these movies, but that I didn't even know they were in theaters?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 31, 2017 03:59 PM (jWe5r)

338 the story of the two lesbians who were rescued by the Coast Guard and who claimed to have been lost at sea for 5 months is falling apart"

So you're saying it smells fishy....

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 03:59 PM (MINbv)

339 Weinstein effect or has Hollywood simply run out of good ideas for movies?

It matters not. They're long overdue for their comeuppance.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 31, 2017 03:59 PM (tRaq7)

340 330 >>My favorite brad Pitt scene is when he plays the stoner in True Romance.

Pitt in "A River Runs Through It."
*sigh*
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:58 PM (W+vEI)

That's when he was still hot. He hasn't aged well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 03:59 PM (Ri/rl)

341 Brad Pitt is good in a lot of stuff. Early one that blew me away was Kalifornia dude was an animal

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 31, 2017 03:59 PM (qPcbC)

342 "330 >>My favorite brad Pitt scene is when he plays the stoner in True Romance.

Pitt in "A River Runs Through It."
*sigh*"


Would be funny to see the male/female breakdown on this as a lot of guys would say Fight Club. I liked him in Sleepers.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 31, 2017 03:59 PM (OD2ni)

343 The heart, Ramon. Always aim for the heart.

Posted by: The man with no name at October 31, 2017 04:00 PM (3myMJ)

344 Pitt in "A River Runs Through It."
*sigh*


Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 03:58 PM (W+vEI)


"Legends of the Fall"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 04:00 PM (PY9jH)

345 Reeve's Much Ado About Nothing was a very good movie too.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 31, 2017 04:00 PM (2DOZq)

346 Street Kings one of my favorite cop movies.

-----

The Departed.


I hate almost every single actor in it.... but I like the movie.


Go figure.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 04:01 PM (8XRCm)

347 Two girls, one boat"

Whaaaat?

Oh. You said "boat"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 04:01 PM (MINbv)

348
I've never seen a George Clooney movie.


I thought he was pretty good in From Dusk til Dawn - but that means you haven't seen Salma Hayek's snake dance.

Posted by: Clearly at October 31, 2017 04:01 PM (s5gFo)

349 That's when he was still hot. He hasn't aged well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 03:59 PM (Ri/rl)


Angelina Jolie hasn't either. Girl needs a sammich.

You know who HAS aged well? Jennifer Aniston.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 04:01 PM (PY9jH)

350 \That WOULD have been a good movie if Clooney had not been cast as the lead.

This has nothing to do with his personality or politics.

It doesn't have anything to do with his competence as an actor either.

He just didn't fit the part.

Ultra-urban, pretty-boy looks, no matter what rags you put on him. Manicured hands.

Did not work for me AT ALL.





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 31, 2017 03:57 PM (0jtPF)


I can see that. Though I also think, to an extent, that was part of what made the character who he was. You don't get that upset about a lack of Dapper Dan hair gunk if you aren't more than a little self-absorbed aesthetically narcissistic.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 31, 2017 04:01 PM (rP4OC)

351 Keanu Reeves I like. Him being a fellow bass player doesn't hurt.

He has a good reputation from what I hear and he's handy on a gun range, if the YooToob vids are to be believed. They look real to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 31, 2017 04:02 PM (tRaq7)

352 Anyone else see Kalifornia? Evil Brad Pitt . I think that's his only bad guy role.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 31, 2017 04:02 PM (2DOZq)

353 325 "So the story of the two lesbians who were rescued by the Coast Guard and who claimed to have been lost at sea for 5 months is falling apart. "


Were they busty?
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 31, 2017 03:57 PM (OD2ni)
___________________

They have the kind of looks (bad) where you don't really care . . . . . . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2017 04:02 PM (BXf9o)

354 Pitt is also a good guy. When he lived in NO he spent a lot of time at one of my regular spots. Got to know him halfway. I even jokingly posted here a year or so ago about him sitting next to me reading the blog and he really was sitting next to me reading the blog. The post was about him or something, maybe the conversation was. I was drunk as a skunk.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 31, 2017 04:03 PM (UBzPO)

355
Reeve's Much Ado About Nothing was a very good movie too.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 31, 2017 04:00 PM (2DOZq)


Yep. Everyone in the cast was good. My husband and I stayed at the villa where it was filmed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 04:03 PM (PY9jH)

356 On my list for the day this morning:
- feed the cats
- eat breakfast
- shower
- move wood, fire, 2 (two) face cords
- put together something for dinner
- call mom

Not on the list:
Contemplate how many people one has to lick, as a routine matter, in order to forget whether or not one has licked a particular person within the last year. I could name every person I have licked, ever, in my life, right now. Is that wrong? Should I be licking more people? I don't know how this works.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2017 04:03 PM (y87Qq)

357 Maybe that's why, but they all seemed to have class. Also they didn't spout anti American crap constantly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (Ri/rl)

They certainly weren't anti-America, most stars, but behind the scenes there were plenty of commies--screenwriters, directors.
Posted by: JoeF



Helps that they were under contract to the studios.
Didn't the old timey studio heads rule with an iron fist?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 04:03 PM (QFqpA)

358 I like Brad Pitt. I liked him in 12 Monkeys a lot. I think it was Legends of the Fall though before I realized that he is, in fact, a handsome fellow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 04:03 PM (QQ+il)

359 WZ has a story about a car/shooting attack in Manhattan.

Many injured.

Posted by: shibumi at October 31, 2017 04:03 PM (aT+Bx)

360 He has a good reputation from what I hear and he's handy on a gun range, if the YooToob vids are to be believed. They look real to me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy



They are. He practiced.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 04:04 PM (QFqpA)

361 Hey though, is Pitt to blame for home much Benjamin Button sucked? Or would that script have stunk no matter who was in it?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 04:04 PM (QQ+il)

362 Angelina Jolie hasn't either. Girl needs a sammich.

You know who HAS aged well? Jennifer Aniston.



Sandra Bullock.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 04:04 PM (QFqpA)

363 National Republican Congressional Committee Chairman Steve Stivers :

Jeb Hensarling has been a tremendous public servant for the people of Texas, most recently as the Chairman of the Financial Services Committee on which I am privileged to serve.

Jeb's strong grasp of policy and his strong conservative principles have been an invaluable asset to the Republican Conference in his eight terms as a Member of the House of Representatives. As Jeb enters this next chapter of life, my colleagues and I wish him the very best in whatever path he chooses to take.

----

Heh. GTFO and then FOAD.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 04:04 PM (mcI77)

364 Saw a really bad movie last week: Below her Mouth. No shit, it was a lesbian movie about a chick with a strap on. I am not shitting you. Thus the 'below her mouth' title. Of course it was filmed in Seattle cuz totes gay hipster. The worst part was the strap on chick was supposed to own a roofing company and the roofing scenes were hilarious. Obviously no one in the cast or production company had any idea how roofers work. All around bad movie. Entertaining cuz lesbo sex scenes. Two thumbs down on the roofing scenes.

Posted by: Pudding Head at October 31, 2017 04:05 PM (YV+SU)

365 >>nyone else see Kalifornia? Evil Brad Pitt . I think that's his only bad guy role.

The Counselor.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 04:05 PM (/tuJf)

366 Constantine and Devils Advocate my favorite good vs evil movies.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 31, 2017 03:55 PM (2DOZq)



Constantine takes faith seriously which is refreshing. Though casting Tilda Swinton to play Gabriel is just lazy.

It's like the casting in Only Lovers Left Alive. Okay we need two people who can plausibly play centuries old vampires who are full of ennui but also obsessive love for each other. So Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston okay that's done.

Posted by: alexthechick - Your new AG. Now the DOJ has grry hands. at October 31, 2017 04:05 PM (mf5HN)

367 204 Is there a movie out there Hollywood hasn't made a remake of that they can ruin next?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October

...


Time Bandits.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 31, 2017 04:05 PM (kD732)

368 According to Wikipedia, Andy Dick is his real name!


I wonder if he would have been so screwed up if his parents had changed their last name to something different?

Yeah. They used to be named 'Kuntz'.

Posted by: buddha at October 31, 2017 04:05 PM (mJ8mX)

369 274----He's actually quite a good actor.

He can just be charming like Clooney in the Ocean's movies, but then he'll do something like Babel where he holds his own or The Assassination of Jesse James where he's kind of great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 03:50 PM (X+Lmq)
----------------------------------
I thought he was fantastic in Moneyball.
I almost didn't see the movie because I thought casting a big star was a mistake. The role is so low-key, the plot so undramatic --- how are you going to suspend disbelief when a super-famous face is in the lead?
But within a couple of minutes I was seeing Billy Beane and not Brad Pitt.
I think that's good acting --- and he had no layers of make-up and phony accents to help him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 31, 2017 04:05 PM (0jtPF)

370 "330 >>My favorite brad Pitt scene is when he plays the stoner in True Romance.

Especially the scene with James Gandolfini--who made his bones in that picture.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2017 04:06 PM (7uYFy)

371 Didn't the old timey studio heads rule with an iron fist?"

Well, Harv's ficus might not call his grip iron...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 04:06 PM (MINbv)

372
They certainly weren't anti-America, most stars, but behind the scenes there were plenty of commies--screenwriters, directors.
Posted by: JoeF.


BLACKLISTER!!!

Posted by: Ben Skankypitts at October 31, 2017 04:07 PM (IqV8l)

373 Just watched "Scicario" with Benecio del Toro (Benny the Bull) and enjoyed it. I like Benny. He has that James Dean quality, only Hispanically.
Posted by: Pudding Head at October 31, 2017 03:54 PM (YV+SU)

---

Awesome, gritty performance. Liked him "unusual Suspects"

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2017 04:07 PM (suO/a)

374 358 I like Brad Pitt. I liked him in 12 Monkeys a lot. I think it was Legends of the Fall though before I realized that he is, in fact, a handsome fellow.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 04:03 PM (QQ+il)

Thelma and Louise is when I first noticed he was hot.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2017 04:07 PM (Ri/rl)

375 I guess I won't worry too much about George Clooney's bullet proof fame carrying him to the Oval Office in February, 2021.

Suck it, bitchezzz!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 31, 2017 04:07 PM (dnwnC)

376 362 Angelina Jolie hasn't either. Girl needs a sammich.

You know who HAS aged well? Jennifer Aniston.



Sandra Bullock.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 04:04 PM (QFqpA)

Helen Hunt.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2017 04:07 PM (jxbfJ)

377 "So the story of the two lesbians who were rescued by the Coast Guard and who claimed to have been lost at sea for 5 months is falling apart. "

I called BS from the beginning. Reason the first: WATER.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 31, 2017 04:08 PM (B+qrE)

378 Not knowing anything about the John Wick character before I saw the first installment, it took me a few minutes to get that it was a comedy. He just kills everybody he sees.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 31, 2017 04:08 PM (tRaq7)

379 Definitely starting to look like a terror attack in NYC.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 04:08 PM (/tuJf)

380
I thought he was pretty good in From Dusk til Dawn - but that means you haven't seen Salma Hayek's snake dance.
---------------
That was one bad movie. Besides the snake scene the thing I like most about it was they used the actor who played "Then Came Bronson" as the Sheriff in the opening bar/shootout scene. Hadn't seen him in anything since the 1970s.

Posted by: Pudding Head at October 31, 2017 04:08 PM (YV+SU)

381 333 Bander has this theory that Brad Pitt is a character actor who is in a movie star's body. Now that he's aging out of being so handsome, he's settling into his true nature as a character actor.

Also, Pitt's willing to let other people be the star of the show.

________________

He has improved with age. When he was younger, he was pretty bad. He has worked at it and gotten better.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2017

*
*
I remember being pleasantly surprised by Pitt in Twelve Monkeys all those years ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 31, 2017 04:08 PM (IB8DY)

382 33 Re: The sailing chicks(?)
Their GPS Emergency Transponder was "found on board, not activated"
There's a book/movie deal in there somewhere. Next we find out who (which?) was the mastermind. Andy Dick maybe?

Posted by: Burger Chef at October 31, 2017 04:09 PM (RuIsu)

383 335
One of my favorite movies of all time is "Man on Fire".

I really really really like that movie.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 03:59 PM (8XRCm)
---------------------------
Me too.
And you know who was really, really good in that --- outside of Denzel, I mean?
Marc Anthony.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 31, 2017 04:09 PM (0jtPF)

384 Oops.

And they didn't eat the dogs. (Although we don't know the reverse of that.)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 04:09 PM (mJ8mX)

385 Brad Pitt is the closest Hollywood star of today that is a throwback to the old days.
It's still weird that he's connected to at least to women who were Weinstein victims.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2017 04:09 PM (7uYFy)

386 379 Definitely starting to look like a terror attack in NYC.

Yup. Rental truck and two guns in the perps hands. Terrorism.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 04:10 PM (mcI77)

387 I'm trying to think of a bad Denzel Washington movie.

The Siege, maybe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 04:10 PM (QQ+il)

388 Jennifer Aniston.
========

Ugh. Can't stand her. Never could.

It used to disgust me how the press was all "Poor Jen! Will she ever find love?!!" every time she screwed around on her most recent lover or he screwed around on her. Like her love life was of national security importance.

But people love her and I don't understand why.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 04:10 PM (vg8iE)

389 Nood on Manhattan attack.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 04:10 PM (mJ8mX)

390 388 Jennifer Aniston.
========

Ugh. Can't stand her. Never could.

It used to disgust me how the press was all "Poor Jen! Will she ever find love?!!" every time she screwed around on her most recent lover or he screwed around on her. Like her love life was of national security importance.

But people love her and I don't understand why.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 04:10 PM (vg8iE)

It was the pokies.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2017 04:11 PM (jxbfJ)

391 361 Hey though, is Pitt to blame for home much Benjamin Button sucked? Or would that script have stunk no matter who was in it?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017

*
*
Dunno about the film, but as an SF/fantasy fan, I have a lot of unanswered questions about the original Fitzgerald story and how BB was supposed to age backward.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 31, 2017 04:11 PM (IB8DY)

392 329 Two girls, one boat. And two dogs.


Four Five-gallon buckets of peanut butter.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at October 31, 2017 04:12 PM (4Xyru)

393 Ugh. Can't stand her. Never could.

It used to disgust me how the press was all "Poor Jen! Will she ever find love?!!" every time she screwed around on her most recent lover or he screwed around on her. Like her love life was of national security importance.

But people love her and I don't understand why.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 04:10 PM (vg

I agree mostly. But I find her hotter than Angelina Jolie.
But I'm weird that way.
And I'm not Brad Pitt.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2017 04:12 PM (7uYFy)

394 367 204 Is there a movie out there Hollywood hasn't made a remake of that they can ruin next?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October
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Time Bandits.
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Hollywood hates history now so they won't touch Time Bandits. If they did, they would turn it into a little people grievance film.

Posted by: Pudding Head at October 31, 2017 04:12 PM (YV+SU)

395 2,045 theaters. $2.8 million.

That's over a thousand dollars per theater!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 31, 2017 04:12 PM (UIIdr)

396 Reeves does well when he plays roles that work with his limited acting range. I've never understood the hate he gets.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 31, 2017 03:36 PM (J70i0)


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You know what? I don't understand all the hatred Trump gets with regards to his person, from #NeverTrumpers to grudging supporters. But I understand that there is something grating there, that irks them.

Well hear me out as far as Keanu. You may not be able to share in my perception in any way...but from what I've seen of his movies in the past, he's a very shallow actor. He's never got past the idiot surfer dude of Bill and Ted, because he is the idiot surfer dude of Bill and Ted. Haven't seen anything since the Matrices and don't intend to. He's an irritating funny looking Hollywood shmuck that has convinced women that he is attractive. A male analog to Andy McDowell.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 04:12 PM (/qEW2)

397 hey now, Groundhog day Andie MacDowell was hot.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 04:14 PM (QQ+il)

398 393 Ugh. Can't stand her. Never could.

It used to disgust me how the press was all "Poor Jen! Will she ever find love?!!" every time she screwed around on her most recent lover or he screwed around on her. Like her love life was of national security importance.

But people love her and I don't understand why.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 04:10 PM (vg

I agree mostly. But I find her hotter than Angelina Jolie.
But I'm weird that way.
And I'm not Brad Pitt.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2017

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The Jennifer of the Friends days was super-hot. But she was also funny, and she still can be. Check out Just Go With It. Her hula dance scene with Nicole Kidman (who is hotter still) is a classic of both sexy and funny. Not many actresses can pull both of those off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 31, 2017 04:14 PM (IB8DY)

399 Yep, Star Wars is playing out the string too
Posted by: Jean at October 31, 2017 03:47 PM (mjiiZ)

The Force Awakens was so derivative that I'm expecting a significant drop in box office for the next one. It'll still make boatloads of money but won't even be close to TFA.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 31, 2017 04:14 PM (J70i0)

400
Well hear me out as far as Keanu. You may not be able to share in my perception in any way...but from what I've seen of his movies in the past, he's a very shallow actor. He's never got past the idiot surfer dude of Bill and Ted, because he is the idiot surfer dude of Bill and Ted. Haven't seen anything since the Matrices and don't intend to. He's an irritating funny looking Hollywood shmuck that has convinced women that he is attractive. A male analog to Andy McDowell.
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Yes to everything. He has one expression - dumb. But it works for him. Why fuck it up?

Posted by: Pudding Head at October 31, 2017 04:15 PM (YV+SU)

401 I agree mostly. But I find her hotter than Angelina Jolie.
But I'm weird that way.
And I'm not Brad Pitt.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2017 04:12 PM (7uYFy)


Both of 'em leave me cold. Jennifer because she's got the pity party thing, and Angelina because she's pretty obviously nucking futz but not in a fun way.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 04:15 PM (CPk08)

402 The Force Awakens was so derivative that I'm expecting a significant drop in box office for the next one.


I liked Rogue One though. I'd like to see more stories from the SW universe like that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 04:16 PM (QQ+il)

403 Someone may have already posted this, but the word online over the weekend was that Netflix had already decided against the 7th(?) season of House of Cards, months ago -- it was just being floated as their response to the Spacey incident.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 31, 2017 04:16 PM (vj22Z)

404 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with a gleeful heart... at October 31, 2017 03:26 PM (kXoT0)


When I was stationed at Luke AFB, Az. in the 80's, a coworker's last name was Dick. Being a flightline maintenance worker, he HAD to have a thick skin. GIs are crude, rude and socially unacceptable. Or at least we used to be!

Posted by: Bill R. at October 31, 2017 04:16 PM (IuYIh)

405
So nobody liked Brad Pitt in Troy?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 04:16 PM (lKyWE)

406 No.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 04:17 PM (QQ+il)

407 You may not be able to share in my perception in any way...but from what I've seen of his movies in the past, he's a very shallow actor. He's never got past the idiot surfer dude of Bill and Ted, because he is the idiot surfer dude of Bill and Ted. Haven't seen anything since the Matrices and don't intend to. He's an irritating funny looking Hollywood shmuck that has convinced women that he is attractive. A male analog to Andy McDowell.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 04:12 PM (/qEW2)

Andy McDowell has nice girl charm.

I can't argue you out of your obviously wrong opinion (like BSG and the hag Winona), but you're wrong. :-)

Joking aside, I just think he works well in certain roles. Speed, the first and only good Matrix movie, John Wick, The Devil's Advocate, The Replacements.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 31, 2017 04:19 PM (J70i0)

408 I liked Rogue One though. I'd like to see more stories from the SW universe like that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 04:16 PM (QQ+il)

Yeah gads, that movie was bad except for the fight at the end and kind of Vader. So the only good thing was calling back to the original like TFA. Otherwise it was an incoherent plot with unlikeable characters.

Let your grumpiness flow through you and you'll see it wasn't that good.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 31, 2017 04:22 PM (J70i0)

409 It seems to this deplorable that Hollywood should clean up its own filthy closets before picking through ours out here in fly over country.

Posted by: jmp at October 31, 2017 04:22 PM (ctXeH)

410 I would point out that you are completely wrong but, de gustibus non disputandum est.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2017 04:23 PM (QQ+il)

411 What producer/director says, "I won't do this movie without Andy Dick"?

Posted by: jd at October 31, 2017 04:30 PM (iBtsV)

412 If truth be told, Andy Dick was really fired because his name is just one big micro aggression.

Posted by: Davod at October 31, 2017 04:31 PM (FWznJ)

413 Someone brought up World War Z. See "Z", 1960's era movie about a political assassination. Awesome.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at October 31, 2017 04:39 PM (PWAU3)

414 When you look at Paramount's total output for the year, they're having a bad time all around.

Monster Trucks ($33.4M), xXx: The Return of Xander Cage ($44.9M), Rings ($27.8M), Ghost in the Shell ($40.6M), Baywatch ($58.1M), Transformers the Last Knight ($130.2M), An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power ($3.5M), mother! ($17.8M), Suburbicon (at least $2.8M).

Transformers was the only one of those that you could say had at least a decent outing, but its production budget was almost twice its domestic gross.

Posted by: Dan K. at October 31, 2017 04:40 PM (fJItC)

415 The making of World War Z was a disaster. Plenty of stories written a out it. Also his part in The Big Short was good.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 31, 2017 04:44 PM (tPJPs)

416 "Legends of the Fall"



Posted by: Jane D'oh

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That wasn't much of a comedy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2017 04:45 PM (7ZVPa)

417 Maybe movies in general are flopping.

Posted by: Gem at October 31, 2017 04:53 PM (XoAz8)

418 Doesn't ol' George have a pretty unimpressive box office record outside of the ensemble Ocean's movies? I guess "O Brother Where Art Thou" got good critical marks, but most of his stuff can charitably termed "mediocre at best".

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 31, 2017 05:18 PM (rznWS)

419 That fact that anyone would cast Andy Dick in anything involving film beyond a mugshot is asking for trouble. The guy has serious alcohol/drug problems with multiple arrests over the years for his behavior.

Clooney and Damon......couldn't happen to a nicer couple.

Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 05:18 PM (oiNtH)

420 Stop giving your money to Hollywood. Why perpetuate the progressive cesspool?

Posted by: Zoltan at October 31, 2017 05:29 PM (SMiQX)

421 "...there's some environmental nuttery in the Blade Runner sequel too..."

Haven't seen Bladerunner 2049, but in fairness, the original book was about earth after a nuclear war.

(Most of the surviving population had fled to the off-world colonies, while the men left behind wore lead codpieces to prevent their gonads from being irradiated. And owls were extinct.)

The 1982 movie hinted at this, but never made it explicit. The viewer was left to wonder: Why is L.A. perpetually raining & dreary, instead of warm & sunny? And, why have artificial animals virtually replaced all the real ones?

Posted by: JP at October 31, 2017 11:58 PM (aSYRd)

422 testing

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