Rosie O'Donnell Fears She May Not Survive All Eight Years of Trump Presidency

You'll be winning so much you'll get tired of winning.

We pick up with her whining that she had to shoot her pilot of some stupid Showtime show on the day after the election, a day otherwise known as "Wednesday," which she and her interviewer think is insane. Why, everyone should have canceled scheduled work that day. It was like 9/11, only 9/11-ier.

[I] was in shock. I was in pure unadulterated [shock], as if I had fallen through the ice on a lake; I was underneath the water and I couldn’t even see the surface. It was a severe shock to my entire essence and my beliefs in the order in the world, and also the PTSD of having been an abused kid in a family. And to think that the man who had abused me so viciously and with impunity for over a decade was now running the country.

Tired of Winning Status:

[ ] Tired of Winning

[X] Still not tired of winning

...
I did a lot of therapy, I wasn't in shock in anymore; as much as I am devastated, disappointed, disheartened, and depressed by the reality of it, I wasn't in pure panic mode like I was that day and that week.

Tired of Winning Status:

[ ] Tired of Winning

[ ] Still not tired of winning

[X] I'm snorting Winning Coke off the ass of a Whore who was a gold medal #Winner in the Modern Whore Pentathalon

Literally, I got out of my fitting in Boston, and as a joke I said to everyone, "Listen, I’ll see you tomorrow on the set unless the unimaginable happens! In which case, I’ll be in the Charles River."

Why ya gonna tease me like that, boo?

I was making jokes. And I said to my therapist before I went, "I got offered this role but it shoots during Election Day in Boston and it’s just gonna be me and the baby, and the nanny, do you think that I should go?" My therapist said a whole thing on how I "can't have these negative, intrusive thoughts" and that I "have to believe in the goodness of the world and that the worst is not always going to happen, and of course he will not be elected, every civilized and sane person in the nation has said he will not be elected. Don't borrow trouble!" Then I was there and it happened, and I felt completely unprepared. I remember that night before they were announcing who had won....
He's not going to be president! Are you out of your minds? Cut to... right? I was completely unprepared.

Tired of Winning Status:

[ ] Tired of Winning

[ ] Still not tired of winning

[X] I'm Winning so much I feel like Harvey Weinstein in a hallway packed with starlets and sexy, sexy ficuses

...
[I]t has taken me a full year to integrate the reality of him being a president in a way that I don’t come across as either so full of rage that no one can hear my words, or so sad that I can't articulate the level of pain. It's taken a year for me to get my equilibrium back, to come back up to the surface, to really go, "Okay, every Monday is the hope that this is the last week"--and every Friday is a devastation. There are people who tell me, "Oh it's going to be another year, another two years," and I seriously worry whether I personally will be able to live through [his presidency] and whether the nation will be able to live through it and survive.

Tired of Winning Status:

[ ] Tired of Winning

[ ] Still not tired of winning

[X] My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice

Posted by: Ace at 06:22 PM

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1 Me

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 27, 2017 06:21 PM (vj22Z)

2 Wow, I was too excited to punctuate! My first first!!

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 27, 2017 06:21 PM (vj22Z)

3 Is this supposed to bother me, because it doesn't.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2017 06:22 PM (O5Q3r)

4 insert obvious comment here

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2017 06:22 PM (60v4h)

5 Tired of Winning Status:

[ ] Tired of Winning

[ ] Still not tired of winning

[X] My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice

OMG, I almost pissed myself laughing! This is some of the funniest shit ever!

Posted by: Insomniac - Just a Poor Boy, Nobody Loves Me at October 27, 2017 06:22 PM (NWiLs)

6 Ok then, she's on my death watch

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2017 06:23 PM (aC6Sd)

7 Excellent writing, Ace. What a great way to kick off the weekend!

Posted by: fly gal at October 27, 2017 06:23 PM (8TdcF)

8 I left a comment on her page, that I saw no downside of that and that it will incentivize me to vote

Posted by: CN at October 27, 2017 06:25 PM (5gaNQ)

9 My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice

Dood, I am almost pissing myself here.

Posted by: Peaches at October 27, 2017 06:25 PM (14URa)

10 In the morning and in the evening.

Posted by: Shadden Hammerung at October 27, 2017 06:25 PM (ZVFID)

11 My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice

I want this on my tombstone

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 27, 2017 06:25 PM (RgmpP)

12 Rosie O'Donnell is nuts because Trump won?

Hot tip: she was nuts before that.

So she and millions of others are in psychic pain over this.

I find myself not sorry. All the stupid, idiotic, deceitful crap Obama pulled, and all the crap the Democrats have pulled for years, and all the crap that Clinton got away with.

Rosie, no one cares. People are laughing at you. You are a pathetic, worthless person.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 27, 2017 06:25 PM (S6Pax)

13 Prepare for disappointment, Rosie.

Posted by: The Eight Years of Trump plus the Eight Years of Pence at October 27, 2017 06:25 PM (60v4h)

14
PTSD.

Rosie, dear. It's P-D-T.

Now go melt some steel with your breath.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:25 PM (mbhDw)

15 From her lips to Azathoth's (and any other dark gods) uh....well, whatever passes for ears.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 27, 2017 06:26 PM (rznWS)

16 Meat and Malice. Ace, you are a wordsmith.

Posted by: RI Red - 100% pure Sonobian Covfefe brewing at October 27, 2017 06:26 PM (DLXvF)

17 That might be the greatest line of snark ever written. Holy mackerel, we are so blessed.

Posted by: Peaches at October 27, 2017 06:26 PM (14URa)

18 Truly, one would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh out loud.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2017 06:26 PM (60v4h)

19 And let the One-Upmanship commence.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 27, 2017 06:26 PM (z/Ubi)

20 Whew...when I heard it was a Rosie thread, I thought she might come out and claim Harvey Weinstein *went*there*.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

21 ACE done brought the funny!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 27, 2017 06:26 PM (3BFzK)

22 Actually came in to post this bullshit from the President of American University:
"The Secretary of Education recently announced that the Dept of Education's Office of Civil Rights would rescind the 2011 guidance to universities about how to prevent and respond to sexual assault."

I love how she makes it appear that DeVos is leaving everyone unprotected.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 27, 2017 06:27 PM (vj22Z)

23 You're right.. You probably won't survive the 8 years of a Trump Presidency... Heart attacks will do that to you you blubber encrusted beyotch...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

24 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, ROSIE CLAIMS TRUMP IS NUTS AND SHE'S THE ONE IN THERAPY AND HOLDING A RAZOR BLADE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 27, 2017 06:27 PM (mcI77)

25 Where'd she get a baby?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 27, 2017 06:27 PM (lwiT4)

26 And some people said they could never get it up for Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 27, 2017 06:28 PM (z/Ubi)

27 Meat and malice. This is why I lurk here.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at October 27, 2017 06:28 PM (Ajsny)

28 was in shock. I was in pure unadulterated [shock], as if I had fallen through the ice on a lake; I was underneath the water and I couldn't even see the surface. It was a severe shock to my entire essence and my beliefs in the order in the world, and also the PTSD of having been an abused kid in a family. And to think that the man who had abused me so viciously and with impunity for over a decade was now running the country.

++++

I can't adequately express how much I enjoy reading stories like this one.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2017 06:28 PM (pvjTE)

29 You forgot her statement after she explained her mental issues.

She said Donald Trump was mentally unstable.

The Left never has any self awareness.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 27, 2017 06:28 PM (2DOZq)

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2017 06:28 PM (pvjTE)

31 How do these people function?
Seriously.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 27, 2017 06:28 PM (0jtPF)

32 " It was a severe shock to my entire essence..."
...........

Plastic bags of cottage cheese cannot handle that kind of stress.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2017 06:28 PM (HgMAr)

33 So I guess we can assume that on the anniversary of Trump's election she'll be helplessly screaming at the sky?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (+lVUW)

34 t was a severe shock to my entire essence and my beliefs in the order in
the world, and also the PTSD of having been an abused kid in a family.
And to think that the man who had abused me so viciously and with
impunity for over a decade was now running the country.
========================

Is she saying Donald Trump abused her as a kid?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (lwiT4)

35 STOP! THE! HAMMERING!!!

-Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (BoMuO)

36 My comment on your previous thread applies here as well, Ace! How awesome is that for me?

"What the fuck? Must be a Mad Cow outbreak."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

These fucking people are some kind of superlative weak.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (4bjXi)

37 There's a whole lot of winning that comes from their absolute, dyed in the wool, certainty that Hillary was not just going to win but win like Reagan in '84. This led to much sloppiness and a hubris that that old Nemesis just salivates for.

This is winning with a cherry on top.

Posted by: geoffb at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (zOpu5)

38 >>My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice

Let the Eagle Soar, Ace!

Posted by: John Ashcroft at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (TBXZD)

39
The unvarnished reality is that substitute any - ANY - of the candidates in the GOP field and Rosie O'Donnell would be saying the exact same thing.

The. Exact. Same. Thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (mbhDw)

40 whole lotta (b.s.) rosie

Posted by: concrete girl at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (GgdGv)

41 Judge a man by his enemies...Way to go PDT!

WINNING!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (SjImc)

42 You know how someone says "she was asking for it," and they're automatically shamed for saying "she was asking for it?"

Rosie. The gray box blurbs.

OMG.

She is not only asking that we mock her, but she is emphatically demanding it, like one of those whore ficus tress in an LA office.

Posted by: shibumi at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (aT+Bx)

43 Ace, this is priceless. You are hilarious. (Is my brown nose showing?)

Posted by: Caliban at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (QE8X6)

44 An italics trap! Ace sneakily buries a tag within his piece so that when that bit was quoted, the trap goes off.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (pvjTE)

45 Tired of Winning Status:

[ ] Tired of Winning

[ ] Still not tired of winning

[X] I've gone ahead and scheduled surgery to have a permanent schadenboner penile implant installed

Posted by: ShainS at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (50AqV)

46
Ace:

Steve Miller called. He wants to borrow your time machine...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (mbhDw)

47 was a severe shock to my entire essence and my beliefs in the order in

the world, and also the PTSD of having been an abused kid in a family.

And to think that the man who had abused me so viciously and with

impunity for over a decade was now running the country.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (3BFzK)

48 33
So I guess we can assume that on the anniversary of Trump's election she'll be helplessly screaming at the sky?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (+lVUW)
Hopefully from a prone position six feet under. Oh, wait, what fun would that be?

Posted by: Peaches at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (14URa)

49 Since Rosie's in mental therapy, does she now qualify for a service animal?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (mcI77)

50 If she dies, cheeseburgers will have a helluva lot more to do with it than Trump.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (O5Q3r)

51 I still don't know where she got a baby. Would you send a baby to live with this basket case?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (lwiT4)

52 Can't wait for Trump to dispatch Hillary again in 2020.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (BoMuO)

53 >>My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice

That is fucking hysterical.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (/tuJf)

54 Close tags in the nic are cheating, Mouse.

Posted by: The Barrell at October 27, 2017 06:31 PM (gIRsn)

55 By the way the people who are going to spend the anniversary of Trump's election screaming helplessly at the sky need to tell us the times and places so we can point and laugh.

I wonder if they realize that this will make us happy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2017 06:31 PM (+lVUW)

56 Yeah before Trump was a candidate he was merciless to ODonnell. She started a fight and he finished it. Of course she played the victim card just like the Left always does when they are losing.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 27, 2017 06:31 PM (2DOZq)

57 49 Since Rosie's in mental therapy, does she now qualify for a service animal?
Posted by: Under Fire at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (mcI77)

Judging from the words of her therapist, I'd say he needs it more.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:31 PM (mbhDw)

58 Hey everybody.

New allegations at Patheos that Neil DeGrasse-Tyson is the latest celebrity to be accused of rape.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:31 PM (eMKNe)

59 So I guess we can assume that on the anniversary of Trump's election she'll be helplessly screaming at the sky?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (+lVUW)

????? Doesn't she always do that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2017 06:32 PM (SjImc)

60 Wow...that therapist sounds like an asshole too.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2017 06:32 PM (wYseH)

61 49
Since Rosie's in mental therapy, does she now qualify for a service animal?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (mcI77)
Bitch could probably qualify AS a service animal. (I denounce myself.)

Posted by: Peaches at October 27, 2017 06:32 PM (14URa)

62 that therapist sounds like an asshole too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2017 06:32 PM (wYseH)

Why must you always repeat yourself?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2017 06:32 PM (SjImc)

63 .... DROP DEAD... UGLY, FAT AND STUPID LESBIAN SCUM!

Posted by: TN VOLUNTEER at October 27, 2017 06:33 PM (y385q)

64 Jezebel For Men? I hope you don't mean me. I wasn't a fucking beta. ask the Assyrians at Qarqar

Posted by: Ahab at October 27, 2017 06:33 PM (XGTLS)

65 Are the inmates in charge of the prison?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2017 06:33 PM (SjImc)

66 My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice

Sooo, Rosie O'Donnell gives Ace an erection. Oookaaay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2017 06:33 PM (+lVUW)

67 Whoops, already a linkydoodle in the margin. Oopsie!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:33 PM (eMKNe)

68 "Don't borrow trouble"? What the fuck is that?

She pays for that shit?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 27, 2017 06:33 PM (4bjXi)

69 Shouldn't CPS have a visit with Rosie for any of the 5 mental diseases that she has?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 27, 2017 06:33 PM (3BFzK)

70 Greetings:

She's still a lesbian though, right ???

Posted by: 11B40 at October 27, 2017 06:33 PM (evgyj)

71 >>that therapist sounds like an asshole too.

It's Analrapist

Posted by: Tobia Funke at October 27, 2017 06:33 PM (TBXZD)

72 Well she's not very healthy and is getting old, its possible she might not make it.

I guarantee the nation wouldn't have survived 4 years of Hilary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 06:33 PM (39g3+)

73 >>Neil DeGrasse-Tyson is the latest celebrity to be accused of rape.

That is ridiculous. All I did was offer her my great wisdom.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse-Tyson at October 27, 2017 06:33 PM (QE8X6)

74 Hey I got Spain over Catalonia at 5-1.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2017 06:33 PM (SjImc)

75 Flesh and fear?
Cartilage and crazy?
Blood and bravado?
Erectile tissue and eeriness.

Nope. Can't beat Meat and Malice. Well, you can beat your meat.

Posted by: RI Red - 100% pure Sonobian Covfefe brewing at October 27, 2017 06:34 PM (DLXvF)

76 >>.... DROP DEAD... UGLY, FAT AND STUPID LESBIAN SCUM!

Damn Irish.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 06:34 PM (/tuJf)

77 Posted by: grammie winger at October 27, 2017 06:29 PM (lwiT4)

No she had a decades long feud with Trump. She didn't like it. You can imagine why. It's what Me Again Kelley was referring to in the debate.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 27, 2017 06:34 PM (2DOZq)

78 OMG Ace, I am trying not to laugh too loud...you're killing me...

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2017 06:34 PM (a0IVu)

79 Why don't you come by my place and we can talk about the stars you see when I rufie you

Posted by: Neil GrabAsse Tyson at October 27, 2017 06:34 PM (8rNrN)

80 My Spirit Animal is my Schadenboner.

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2017 06:34 PM (TBXZD)

81 The unvarnished reality is that substitute any - ANY - of the candidates
in the GOP field and Rosie O'Donnell would be saying the exact same
thing.

The. Exact. Same. Thing.

---

Yeah, I respectfully disagree.

Sure, there would have been some immediate Rosie screeching, but it would have calmed down as soon as everyone on the left realized that Jeb/Mitt/ John was a cuck who was in endless "reach across the aisle" mode.

To Democrats, the only acceptable Republican is a Sylvester the cat type.

Trump is more like The Terminator to them.

Hence "Mentally Ill Liberals Scream at the Sky Day" a YEAR after the election.

/way to adapt liberals. Way. To. Adapt.

Posted by: shibumi at October 27, 2017 06:34 PM (aT+Bx)

82 Bitch could probably qualify AS a service animal. (I denounce myself.)
Posted by: Peaches at October 27, 2017 06:32 PM (14URa)

An ox, pulling a plow. But an ox that bitches and whines incessantly about being forced to pull a plow for a farmer, a man, no less, so her ox career would likely be changed to stocking the freezer for a year's worth of dinners for the farmer's family.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 27, 2017 06:34 PM (sGSvK)

83 It's those wacky Irish, I tell you!!!!
It's the Irish!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 27, 2017 06:35 PM (0jtPF)

84 That is ridiculous. All I did was offer her my great wisdom.
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse-Tyson

All two and a half inches of it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:35 PM (eMKNe)

85 Can't y'all leave me out of this?

Posted by: Ficus at October 27, 2017 06:35 PM (mtGE/)

86 Where'd she get a baby?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 27, 2017 06:27 PM (lwiT4)
............

Built from scratch from PP parts?

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2017 06:35 PM (HgMAr)

87 If the Lesbianism doesn't kill her the blubber will

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:35 PM (O2RFr)

88 I saw Meat Malice open for ELO at the Majestic.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 27, 2017 06:35 PM (3BFzK)

89 En fuego!!!, ace is!!

Posted by: En fuego! guy, who like Yoda speaks at October 27, 2017 06:35 PM (QDnY+)

90 Her kid had already run away from home. I don't know if they have reconciled.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 27, 2017 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

91 43 Ace, this is priceless. You are hilarious. (Is my brown nose showing?)

Posted by: Caliban at October 27, 2017 06:30 PM (QE8X6)

Instead of ass sniffing, show you really care by hitting that tip jar like it's a Wii video.

Posted by: HQ Ad Sense at October 27, 2017 06:35 PM (mcI77)

92 let me put my great wisdom in you.

Posted by: Neil For Me, I'm DeGrasse Tyson at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (XGTLS)

93
[ ] Tired of Winning

[ ] Still not tired of winning

[X] Banging on doors in residential neighborhoods, and when someone answers, bellowing "We're fuckin' winning, bro!" in their faces. I'm up to number 38 now, with an erection.

Posted by: Monty James at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (gKOMX)

94 New allegations at Patheos that Neil DeGrasse-Tyson is the latest celebrity to be accused of rape.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:31 PM (eMKNe)
Oh, please please please please please. I want this more than Mis wants daily bjs.

Posted by: Peaches at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (14URa)

95 @31: "How do these people function?

Seriously."

Don't ponder that question too deeply, because it will inevitably lead to questioning how they have made the Right their prison bitches for the better part of the last century.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (rznWS)

96 George W Bush was the nicest, most gormless and most "get along" Republican in the history of man and the left acted like he was Satan McHitler. They acted like Mitt freaking Romney was a baby murdering cancer machine that hated dogs and wanted to put blacks back in slave collars.

It doesn't matter who wins, if its a Republican. They are hysterical freaks who hate all of them. If that's how they are going to act no matter what, then full speed ahead, President Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (39g3+)

97 Why does this fat slob-of-a-woman keep getting air-time? She has got to be blowing someone pretty high up in the Hollywood-Media Industrial Complex to keep getting airtime for her retarded musings.

Posted by: Fritz at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (Kwhm/)

98 "[X] I'm snorting Winning Coke off the ass of a Whore who was a gold medal #Winner in the Modern Whore Pentathalon"

A poet, a poet!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (xJa6I)

99 I honestly want to start a campaign of screaming at celebrities.

I'm not kidding. You're in SoCal and you meet one of these hateful idiots, like Rosie? Scream PIG!! at her and keep walking. Scream HYPOCRITICAL SCUM!! at her and keep walking. If she responds, give 'em a nice heaping double dose of middle digits.

These people want to fulminate with hate? Give it back to them. Make them humiliated. Make them afraid.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (eMKNe)

100 If Rosie wasn't fitted with a white jacket accented with leather straps and special brass buckles, she attended the wrong fitting.

Posted by: Blake at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (WEBkv)

101 Just giving these people mental breakdowns was alone worth the price of admission.

Posted by: Maritime at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (G/kZc)

102 Meanwhile, her therapist's only reaction was to begin shopping for a new Mercedes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

103 Rosie, no one cares. People are laughing at you. You are a pathetic, worthless person.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America

When I read that line, I heard it in PRESIDENT Trump's voice.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2017 06:37 PM (+lVUW)

104 Rosie Oh! for Chief Justice of SCOTUS!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 27, 2017 06:37 PM (Nwg0u)

105 [ ] Tired of Winning

[ ] Still not tired of winning

[X] Burning down a city block and firing an AK because I'm glad the local sports team won yet another championship.

Posted by: trev006 at October 27, 2017 06:37 PM (abUwP)

106 Shouldn't that be 3 foot long erection?

Asking for friend that had a mosquito problem.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 27, 2017 06:37 PM (3BFzK)

107 80 Minutes to elbow time

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2017 06:37 PM (XGTLS)

108 Shouldn't CPS have a visit with Rosie for any of the 5 mental diseases that she has?
---

hahahahhaaha!

Just five?

Surely you jest.

/would love to stay and get to know you all, but need to talk to my real estate agent about my penthouse suite in Tokyo, and the brand new chalet in Switzerland. Thanks Rosie!!! Keep it up, I need a fourth Rolls Royce!

Posted by: Rosie's Therapist for Life at October 27, 2017 06:38 PM (aT+Bx)

109 81 Posted by: shibumi at October 27, 2017 06:34 PM (aT+Bx)

Exhibit A: George W. Bush.

Aside from the 3 seconds of silence after 9/11 it was 4 years of hate followed by screaming at the sky on Election Day 2004 and then 4 more years of hate.

Nope. Any Republican will get it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:38 PM (mbhDw)

110 It was a severe shock to my entire essence and my beliefs in the order in the world, and also the PTSD of having been an abused kid in a family.

========

Aha. This fits the pattern. Ellen was also abused.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 27, 2017 06:38 PM (/qEW2)

111 Peaches, OMG, me too about NDT.

Can you imagine him in the prison yard surrounded with Bubbas? Pure comedy gold!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:38 PM (eMKNe)

112 These people are disgusting adult babies. And it warms my cold heart that they are so incapable of dealing simple adult emotions such as disappointment and loss.

Who knew Rosie was uglier on the inside?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 27, 2017 06:38 PM (tbOMB)

113 Literally, I got out of my fitting in Boston, and as a joke I said to
everyone, "Listen, I'll see you tomorrow on the set unless the
unimaginable happens! In which case, I'll be in the Charles River."

Literally, please don't do that Rosie. It cost us millions in tax dollars to clean it up and we'd hate to have to start over.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2017 06:38 PM (O5Q3r)

114 This isn't about blimpo but it does concern Trump... I see Dianne Feinstein is demanding that twitter hand over all communications from Wikileaks to prove Trump was working with Assange and therefore the RUSSIANS... They will never give up will they...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:38 PM (O2RFr)

115 I think it was Scott Adams that said the moment he knew Trump was going to win was when Megyn Kelly brought up how Trump had called women "fat pigs" and Trump responded "only Rosie O'Donnell"

Posted by: Maritime at October 27, 2017 06:39 PM (G/kZc)

116 Rosie Odonnell. About as enjoyable as a rectal exam.

Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2017 06:39 PM (zLDYs)

117
I honestly want to start a campaign of screaming at celebrities.

I'm not kidding. You're in SoCal and you meet one of these hateful
idiots, like Rosie? Scream PIG!! at her and keep walking. Scream
HYPOCRITICAL SCUM!! at her and keep walking. If she responds, give 'em a
nice heaping double dose of middle digits.

These people want to fulminate with hate? Give it back to them. Make them humiliated. Make them afraid.
---

You know qdpsteve, I think I'm going to enjoy hanging out with you in the FEMA camp some day.

Posted by: shibumi at October 27, 2017 06:39 PM (aT+Bx)

118
Margarita - just saw your comment from earlier, re Mnuchin's name.

Thousands of years ago, I met Yehudi Menuhin, the famous violinist, after a concert, backstage at the Kennedy Center. No, not a routine thing for me. Then-gf's housemate's parents had sponsored a famous immigrant conductor, thus there were amazing connections of that sort that we occasionally "borrowed" to get into stuff.

Still remember clearly - his hands were soft as an infant's. Stunned me. Expected incredible strength and toughness.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2017 06:39 PM (QDnY+)

119 114 This isn't about blimpo but it does concern Trump... I see Dianne Feinstein is demanding that twitter hand over all communications from Wikileaks to prove Trump was working with Assange and therefore the RUSSIANS... They will never give up will they...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:38 PM (O2RFr)

No. And of course there is no communication so Fusion GPS will be hired to fabricate some.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:39 PM (mbhDw)

120 --Shouting 'winning!' at Sandra Fluke's crotch just to hear the echo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

121 The thing about Rosie is she's a fat, ugly, annoying bore. You can't blame that on me.

Posted by: Donald Trump at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (QE8X6)

122 It's telling that even Rosie's own daughter won't (or can't) speak to her.

Just a hateful screaming control freak who deserves every last millimeter of karma.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (eMKNe)

123 Someone's Schadenboner has flown them to the Moon and beyond it seems,

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (7IaDA)

124 They will never give up will they...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:38 PM (O2RFr)

Nope and if it is not PDT, it will be another conservative they will go after till they get the "R" they want like romney, bush, or katshit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (SjImc)

125 115
I think it was Scott Adams that said the moment he knew Trump was going
to win was when Megyn Kelly brought up how Trump had called women "fat
pigs" and Trump responded "only Rosie O'Donnell"

Posted by: Maritime at October 27, 2017 06:39 PM (G/kZc)
I laughed so hard at that and thought..ya know, I like this guy.

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

126 Rosie O'Fat's only claim to fame is stinking up a crapper worse than Ed Asner.

Urban Dictionary says so.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (nUkMr)

127
By the way, Di-Fi is scared of being primaried so now she's all Shining-Path-Maoist to appease the voters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (mbhDw)

128
My erection is always Majestic. Like the King in the Wizard of Id.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (8O3HH)

129 shibumi, thanks. At that stage I'll be done with being nice, I can tell you that. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (eMKNe)

130 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:38 PM (mbhDw)

From the Left yes but ODonnell's decade long feud with Trump made it extra head exploding for her. He was brutal during that time but she started it.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 27, 2017 06:41 PM (2DOZq)

131 I really hope the left are really this discombobulated and are not just being drama queens. I've had much heaviness of heart and anxiety about various Obama crap, but not like this. Rosie's dial is turned up to 11.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 27, 2017 06:41 PM (/qEW2)

132 "I did a lot of therapy, I wasn't in shock in anymore; as much as I am devastated, disappointed, disheartened, and depressed by the reality of it, I wasn't in pure panic mode like I was that day and that week."

Squeal light a pig!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 27, 2017 06:41 PM (tbOMB)

133 127

By the way, Di-Fi is scared of being primaried so now she's all Shining-Path-Maoist to appease the voters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (mbhDw)
Yup. The Cali ultra libs are restless (and crazy).

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2017 06:41 PM (a0IVu)

134 New allegations at Patheos that Neil DeGrasse-Tyson is the latest celebrity to be accused of rape.

Well, he regularly rapes Wikipedia for his ideas so ...

Posted by: Batterup at October 27, 2017 06:41 PM (mtGE/)

135 Hmm President Trump has directed the state department to release the rest of Hillary's emails. Now what happens?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 06:41 PM (39g3+)

136 Since Rosie's in mental therapy, does she now qualify for a service animal?

-
A mental health gorilla?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 27, 2017 06:41 PM (Nwg0u)

137 135 Hmm President Trump has directed the state department to release the rest of Hillary's emails. Now what happens?

The media ignores it

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

138 An erection flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice.

Can the meat be bacon?

I'd like it to be bacon.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 27, 2017 06:42 PM (3BFzK)

139 It doesn't matter who wins, if its a Republican. They are hysterical freaks who hate all of them. If that's how they are going to act no matter what, then full speed ahead, President Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (39g3+)

So true, and worth remembering every day.
And also worth remembering is that they recant their outrageousness later, when its convenient for them. Maybe they just dont expect to be taken seriously. They shouldnt be.

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2017 06:42 PM (hZ+us)

140 Is she so isolated that she doesn't understand how weird, pathetic, and pretentious this sounds?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 27, 2017 06:42 PM (CjhG2)

141 My erection is always Majestic. Like the King in the Wizard of Id.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (8O3HH)

Really ?

My LittleScogg is sneaky at first. Friendly.

But then it gets going ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2017 06:42 PM (fiGNd)

142 Okay. I'll admit it.

My Schadenboner invented a Super-Miniaturizer, then placed itself in the Super-Miniaturizer and activated it, reducing itself to a Schadenboner only a micron wide.

Stay with me, here.

Then my Super-Miniature Schadenboner stepped into the Instant Matter Transfer Machine (that my Schadenboner had invented, naturally), activated IT, and transported its tiny, micron-sized self right into the center of Rosie O'Donnell's brain, where it is even now controlling her every thought and emotion.

Soon, however, the inevitable will occur, and in a blast of blood, bone shards and brain matter, Super-Miniature Schadenboner will instantly achieve its normal size and escape the musty confines of Ms. O'Donnell's skull.

Because when Super-Miniaturizin' wears off, baby, it wears off hard and fast.

Like in a superhero movie about a sentient penis that becomes a god.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2017 06:42 PM (dqdMO)

143 134 New allegations at Patheos that Neil DeGrasse-Tyson is the latest celebrity to be accused of rape.

Well, he regularly rapes Wikipedia for his ideas so ...
Posted by: Batterup at October 27, 2017 06:41 PM (mtGE/)

Lay on the sand and look for black holes. Or vice versa.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:42 PM (mbhDw)

144 Rosie O'Donnell and boners. Never thought I'd read about that in the same post.

Posted by: ryukyu at October 27, 2017 06:42 PM (12Vsr)

145 Maritime, yeah, I noticed that little rhetorical shenanigan when Molly Ivins in The Nation was getting all bothered about Rush and Newt being "bullies" who attacked "women and children".

the women were Molly Ivins. the children were Robert Reich.

no, i am not even kidding [something about Reich having survived a bone disease as a kid, boo hoo]

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (XGTLS)

146 127
By the way, Di-Fi is scared of being primaried so now she's all Shining-Path-Maoist to appease the voters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (mbhDw)

Cal Tech needs to carbon date that fossil to verify her real age.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (mcI77)

147 'Fly Like An Eagle' now brings to mind very a different picture.

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (hZ+us)

148 Wow. Just, wow.

How is she able to function out here in the real world? Or keep any type of job?

She's literally crazy, yet she's a bazillionairess with a large audience of other crazies.

I just don't get it.

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (tRaq7)

149 136 Since Rosie's in mental therapy, does she now qualify for a service animal?

-
A mental health gorilla?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 27, 2017 06:41 PM (Nwg0u)

Every day at the HQ about 11:30AM...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (mbhDw)

150 Spain is about to do to Catalonia what Rosie O'Donnell is current doing to her 23rd Hot Pocket tonight.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (ppaKI)

151 123 Someone's Schadenboner has flown them to the Moon and beyond it seems,
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (7IaDA)

Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars

Posted by: Zombie Frank the Saloon Singer at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (QE8X6)

152 Helluva nic, isn't it?

Would be a great epitaph, too.

WonderMILF Powers, Activate!

Posted by: A Whore who was a gold medal #Winner in the Modern Whore Pentathalon at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (4bjXi)

153 This isn't about blimpo but it does concern Trump...
I see Dianne Feinstein is demanding that twitter hand over all
communications from Wikileaks to prove Trump was working with Assange
and therefore the RUSSIANS... They will never give up will they...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:38 PM (O2RFr)

No. And of course there is no communication so Fusion GPS will be hired to fabricate some.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:39 PM
---

My suspicion is that Trump hadn't used Assange on purpose.

Not because Assange couldn't exonerate him-- I think he can. And not because he doesn't want to make a deal with Assange-- I think he probably would.

My theory, FWIW, is that Trump has played this all out in game theory, and wants it all to be revealed in a certain way to take down certain people.

If Assange came in at any point to exonerate him, it would could possibly reinforce the house of cards that Trump wants to collapse.

Posted by: shibumi at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (aT+Bx)

154 Funny how these emotional basket-cases (who know full well they are fucked up, which is why they are in therapy) seem to think they should lecture and we all should listen.

You're an emotional basket-case! Maybe you're not the person who should be telling other people how to live!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

155 How long can someone continue a nervous breakdown before somebody sez 'ya know, a coupla weeks at the macadamia ranch might not be a bad idea, Rosie' .
Jeezus woman get a fng grip.

Posted by: A lurker at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (abvFp)

156 WINNING....WINNing...WINning....WInning....Winning..winning

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Cooch at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (3BFzK)

157 Byron York is about to drop a story that claims the Free Beacon was the original funder of the Fusion opposition research.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

158 demanding that twitter hand over all communications from Wikileaks

What does that even mean? Isn't all communication on twitter tweets? By definition?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (60v4h)

159 I'm beginning to believe that Democrats can't tolerate democracy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (IR6oH)

160 Lay on the sand and look for black holes. Or vice versa.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:42 PM (mbhDw)

mmm mmm mmm

Posted by: Batterup at October 27, 2017 06:44 PM (mtGE/)

161 147 'Fly Like An Eagle' now brings to mind very a different picture.

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (hZ+us)

See me at #46.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:44 PM (mbhDw)

162 157 Byron York is about to drop a story that claims the Free Beacon was the original funder of the Fusion opposition research.

Seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

163 In which ace proves beyond a shadow of a doubt he's a poet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 27, 2017 06:44 PM (dEQP3)

164
ace, simply outstanding (and let me echo earlier comments about the whole week being rich and flavorful, with undertones of tobacco and currants).

I think you oughta formally launch a thread around the

Tired of winning
Not tired of winning
XXXX XXXX XXXXXX

format. Several comments here already doing it. I see great potential there.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2017 06:44 PM (QDnY+)

165 >>>It doesn't matter who wins, if its a Republican. They are hysterical freaks who hate all of them. If that's how they are going to act no matter what, then full speed ahead, President Trump.

Respectfully disagree. They are Screaming. Into.The.Sky.

This is the Dorian Yates of Bush Hitlerism. They are casting fucking spells on him.

Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2017 06:44 PM (q177U)

166 Rosie O'Fat's only claim to fame is stinking up a crapper worse than Ed Asner.

Urban Dictionary says so.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (nUkMr)
............

All hail Queen Splatter!

Posted by: Captain Splatter at October 27, 2017 06:44 PM (HgMAr)

167 159 I'm beginning to believe that Democrats can't tolerate democracy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (IR6oH)

The last thing Democrats are is democratic. Hence why I and many others refer to it as the Democrat party. And their heads explode because of it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:45 PM (mbhDw)

168 115
I think it was Scott Adams that said the moment he knew Trump was going
to win was when Megyn Kelly brought up how Trump had called women "fat
pigs" and Trump responded "only Rosie O'Donnell"

Posted by: Maritime at October 27, 2017 06:39 PM (G/kZc)
I laughed so hard at that and thought..ya know, I like this guy.
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2017 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

I dont think I ever saw that. That is hysterical!! And why I love that guy!!!

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2017 06:45 PM (hZ+us)

169
You're an emotional basket-case! Maybe you're not the person who should be telling other people how to live!
---

I'M YOUR BETTER!!! WORSHIP ME!!!

Posted by: liberals everywhere at October 27, 2017 06:45 PM (aT+Bx)

170 I wanna fly like an eagle... to the sea
Fly like an eagle let my spirit carry me, I wanna...
fly...
Fly right into the future....

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 27, 2017 06:45 PM (Nwg0u)

171 Looks like Menendez's trial is going poorly for him:

Defense attorneys are accusing the judge in the bribery trial of New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez and a wealthy friend of preventing them from adequately presenting their case.

They said Thursday they plan to file for a mistrial over the judge's rulings over the course of the trial.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2017 06:45 PM (BoMuO)

172 Where, exactly, did Rosie's career come from? I mean... fat, unattractive, nasty, crazy, who hires her to be a movie and television personality? I mean, Roseann Barr's stand up was hilarious at least. I get her having work but Rosie???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 06:45 PM (39g3+)

173 This makes me want to head on over yonder to YouTube to re-watch some election night breakdowns. Why, yes it does.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 27, 2017 06:45 PM (mQ0Mc)

174 [X] My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice
Posted by: Ace at 06:22 PM

Funniest line I've heard in years. I'm going to be feeling this in the morning.

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (s7y11)

175 Rosie needs a mental health animal all right...

A platypus.

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (tRaq7)

176 162 157 Byron York is about to drop a story that claims the Free Beacon was the original funder of the Fusion opposition research.

Seriously?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

This makes ZERO sense.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (mbhDw)

177 Rosie's got a lot of problems. Most of them she has because she's crazy.

Posted by: huerfano at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (Dp2K8)

178 Rosie, nothing like a nice swim over at my place.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (3BFzK)

179 This makes ZERO sense.

Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (O2RFr)

180 oh, and Democrats: please do run in 2018 on the platform of We Wont Have The Irish.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (XGTLS)

181 175 Rosie needs a mental health animal all right...

A platypus.
Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (tRaq7)

Egg-laying monotreme. Sounds about right.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (mbhDw)

182 ... a Whore who was a gold medal #Winner in the Modern Whore Pentathalon

Uhhh, just what events comprise this Pentathalon of which you speak?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: C. Jenner at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (ctuyM)

183 Christopher R Taylor:

Once upon a time, in an enchanted land, many moons ago...

Rosie O'Donnell was a stand-up comedian. And even funny sometimes, at that.

Then she became a celebrity and went batshit insane.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (eMKNe)

184 I am SO glad I decided to get out of bed, hobble down the hall to get water, and check the blog.

I've just laughed so hard I nearly peed myself.

Thanks ace! You just made my day!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (PY9jH)

185 Byron York is about to drop a story that claims the Free Beacon was the original funder of the Fusion opposition research.

Bad for the FreeBacon, otherwise...meh.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

186 Oh for fucks sake. I was pissed when Barry won in 2012. Know what I'd did the next day? I fucking got up and went to work.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (gC2IV)

187 Doctor, "Rosie we have elections every 4 years, we all are disappointed when things unexpected occur in our lives.."

ring- ring.

"Doctor ___, Mz. Clinton is on the line"

Doctor, "tell her her appt ins't until tomorrow"

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2017 06:47 PM (FKrah)

188
That such a fair flower felt such distress grieves me...
* snort *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 27, 2017 06:47 PM (HtsKA)

189 What does that even mean? Isn't all communication on twitter tweets? By definition?

You can send private "direct" messages also to people you are connected with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 06:47 PM (39g3+)

190 "Byron York is about to drop a story"

I bet it will make quite a splash.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2017 06:47 PM (XGTLS)

191 Who is that lefty writer who was accused of assault or rape this morning? I need a score card to keep up.

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (hZ+us)

192 A true Republican would have caved in by now. WTF?!

Posted by: Teh Left at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (hSxPE)

193 Doctor, "tell her her appt ins't until tomorrow"
Posted by: willow

DON'T YOU TELL ME WHEN MY APPOINTMENT IS YOU FUCKING CUNT BITCH!!! YOU SEE ME WHEN I WANT TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (eMKNe)

194 Rosie O'Donnel and service animal...

Why do I have this memory of a adipose woman posting a Lost Dog sign and the poor Chihuahua is firmly pressed into her derriere in a crack?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (7IaDA)

195 This makes me want to head on over yonder to YouTube to re-watch some election night breakdowns. Why, yes it does.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 27, 2017 06:45 PM (mQ0Mc)

So we are waiting on Florida...

Posted by: This is CNN at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (mtGE/)

196
"Doctor, my thighs..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (mbhDw)

197 It is by Trump alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Trump that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by Trump alone I set my mind in motion.

Posted by: Mentat Rosie De Vries at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (ppaKI)

198 I seriously worry whether I personally will be able to live through [his presidency] and whether the nation will be able to live through it and survive.

========

I wonder what she means by "the nation" surviving. Civil war/secession? Kim/Iran nukes (which would be thanks to Hillary)?

Or does she mean that her *vision* for what the nation should look like will be destroyed and all recent "advances" and "transformations" and trends would be reversed? I think that would be the best outcome.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (/qEW2)

199 Mathew Continetti have something against Trump? Andrew Goldfarb?

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

200 Who is that lefty writer who was accused of assault or rape this morning? I need a score card to keep up.

Halperin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

201 Where, exactly, did Rosie's career come from? I mean... fat, unattractive, nasty, crazy, who hires her to be a movie and television personality? I mean, Roseann Barr's stand up was hilarious at least. I get her having work but Rosie???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 06:45 PM (39g3+)

Yup.....never funny, always fat and unattractive and just no talent whatsoever. But somehow she ends up a celebrity.

One of life's greater mysteries.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (nUkMr)

202 What does that even mean? Isn't all communication on twitter tweets? By definition?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2017 06:43 PM (60v4h)

нет товарищ

There's a private messaging feature between accounts that's only visible to those accounts.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (y87Qq)

203 People who begin a sentence with "And I said to my therapist," should never tell us how to run the country.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2017 06:49 PM (IR6oH)

204 191 Who is that lefty writer who was accused of assault or rape this morning? I need a score card to keep up.
Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2017 06:48 PM (hZ+us)

Mark "help-her-in" Halperin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:49 PM (mbhDw)

205 derp.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2017 06:49 PM (y87Qq)

206
Oh for fucks sake. I was pissed when Barry won in 2012. Know what I'd did the next day? I fucking got up and went to work.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (gC2IV)

THIS. That's what my husband replied to my lib, out-of-work sister when she texted him in the wee hours of the morning (waking him up) to tell him she couldn't stop crying.

He told her we'd just spent 8 miserable years suffering under her dusky messiah, and she needed to pull herself together and grow up.

She was displeased.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:49 PM (PY9jH)

207 203 People who begin a sentence with "And I said to my therapist," should never tell us how to run the country.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2017 06:49 PM (IR6oH)

"Gonna fly like an Eaglton..,"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:49 PM (mbhDw)

208 LASue, I don't know.

But at this stage I don't care anymore.

I want so much shit to fall on top of Hollywood, that they have to finally just pack up and move their entire operations to Toronto or frankly anywhere else that's out of the USA and where they can't get any more tax breaks, ever again.

Yeah, it would crater California's economy. But that's just hurrying the inevitable anyway as long as we have such a leftist regime in Sacto.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:49 PM (eMKNe)

209 182 ... a Whore who was a gold medal #Winner in the Modern Whore Pentathalon

Uhhh, just what events comprise this Pentathalon of which you speak?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: C. Jenner at October 27, 2017 06:46 PM (ctuyM)

Local pre-qualifying events are held all over the country, this weekend and all the way up to the Slutpocalypse on the 31st.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (xJa6I)

210 Ace, that was beautiful, man.

*sniff*

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (tRaq7)

211 I do not remember Rosie as a comedienne. I remember Janeane Garofalo doing standup, and she was meh funny but it was hilarious watching her mock and shower contempt on her audience without them grasping it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (39g3+)

212
Possible Winning Schadenboner cure: lardy lesbian porn with Rose and Lena Dunham.

As the commercials always warn, an erection lasting for more than 4 hours is a medical emergency. Call you doctor. And brag.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (8O3HH)

213
JJ - good point. Forgot that Di-Fi now faces a primary challenge in the One-Party State that is often (literally, on the ballot, in the general, for federal offices) CA these days.

And as you'd expect her challengers will be even more fascist, racist, and freakish than she is (she actually is a holdover idiot Dem of the sort favored by nice clueless coastal NRP-listening airhead Dems, who are desperate to demonstrate their racist cred - they see it as "anti-racist" - so the contrast with scum like DeLeon and others will be stark).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (QDnY+)

214 I wonder what ever happened to Rosie's oldest kid, the son who attended the Citadel (much to her dismay)? I know one of her older daughters left home and wants nothing more to do with her.

And now she has a poor baby?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (PY9jH)

215 She was displeased.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:49 PM (PY9jH)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (tbOMB)

216 I just got some polishing compound because my schadenboner had lost some of its shine in the sunlight.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (3BFzK)

217 >>Seriously?

Seriously.

http://tinyurl.com/y8djympn

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (/tuJf)

218 Know what I'd did the next day? I fucking got up and went to work

Not me. Know why? The economy was still in ruins.

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2017 06:51 PM (hSxPE)

219 206 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:49 PM (PY9jH)

Dusky Messiah. Some call him the gangster of love...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:51 PM (mbhDw)

220 My old next door office mate is representing Menendez. Seems to be an uphill battle.

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2017 06:51 PM (hZ+us)

221 94 New allegations at Patheos that Neil DeGrasse-Tyson is the latest celebrity to be accused of rape.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:31 PM (eMKNe)
Oh, please please please please please. I want this more than Mis wants daily bjs.
Posted by: Peaches at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (14URa)

Has Vegas started putting down bets on who is next yet? If so I'd really be hoping for Bill Nye.

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at October 27, 2017 06:51 PM (z/Ubi)

222 I saw part of some comedy that had Rosie in bondage gear.

I've never been able to unsee that image.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2017 06:51 PM (60v4h)

223 what a great post to start the weekend. Form and substance.

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2017 06:51 PM (53MZt)

224 New allegations at Patheos that Neil DeGrasse-Tyson is the latest celebrity to be accused of rape.

-
Forget Pluto, baby. I'm all about Uranus.

- Mow deGrasse Tyson

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 27, 2017 06:51 PM (Nwg0u)

225 If it makes you feel better Rosie, HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE PRESIDENT!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2017 06:51 PM (O5Q3r)

226 What Weinstein was doing to his ficuses, Bill Nye was doing to ME!!!

Posted by: Bunsen Burners at the lab at October 27, 2017 06:52 PM (eMKNe)

227 Maurice?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 27, 2017 06:52 PM (7IaDA)

228 So horde:

Rosie or a potted plant?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:52 PM (PY9jH)

229 I laughed harder at this than I had any right to

Posted by: Boone at October 27, 2017 06:53 PM (4rLay)

230 This post belongs in the HQ Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:53 PM (PY9jH)

231 Cactus.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 27, 2017 06:53 PM (tbOMB)

232 New allegations at Patheos that Neil DeGrasse-Tyson is the latest celebrity to be accused of rape.

I fear for my health if I have to laugh that hard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

233
Bill Nye does look like the type of guy who would stick his dick in a Bunsen burner.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 27, 2017 06:53 PM (8O3HH)

234 what a great post to start the weekend. Form and substance.
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2017 06:51 PM (53MZt)

And plenty of girthiness.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 27, 2017 06:53 PM (sGSvK)

235 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 27, 2017 06:53 PM (KCxzN)

236 >>217 >>Seriously?

Seriously.

http://tinyurl.com/y8djympn

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (/tuJf)

Oh boy.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 27, 2017 06:53 PM (mcI77)

237 Has Vegas started putting down bets on who is next yet? If so I'd really be hoping for Bill Nye.

Wolf Blitzer. Famous for asking the ladies to stroke his manly beard.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2017 06:53 PM (BoMuO)

238 You know what might be a fun MoMee in SoCal?

If a bunch of us could find out where Rosie lives, and have a protest against her screeching putrid whale's carcass, right in front of her house.

Yes, we'd have to keep it very short (people in that ritzy neighborhood would call police) and make sure to *stay on the sidewalk*, but it could still be fun.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:54 PM (eMKNe)

239 I just sent an Email to the Owner of the Houston Texans telling him to stand his ground and NOT to aplogize for telling the truth.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2017 06:54 PM (SjImc)

240 So insulting tweets (in response to her own insulting tweets about Trump) now qualify as "vicious abuse"?

Doesn't that mean she was "viciously abusing" Trump, since she participated in the insults as much as he did?

Why is "vicious abuse" okay if it's coming from a female?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 27, 2017 06:54 PM (BXf9o)

241 230 This post belongs in the HQ Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:53 PM (PY9jH)

It is truly epic.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 27, 2017 06:54 PM (mcI77)

242 Rosie or a potted plant?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:52 PM (PY9jH)
Depends . . . is it a ficus?

Posted by: Peaches at October 27, 2017 06:54 PM (14URa)

243 Has Vegas started putting down bets on who is next yet? If so I'd really be hoping for Bill Nye.
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at October 27, 2017 06:51 PM (z/Ubi)

From what people have said, Bill Nye the Guy Who Has A B. S. In Mechanical Engineering is more likely to go down for poisoning a neighbor's house pet or setting fire to someone's parked car than any offense related to touching another human by choice. Apparently not a friendly fella!

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2017 06:54 PM (y87Qq)

244 So horde:
Rosie or a potted plant?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:52 PM (PY9jH)

Potted plant....even an imitation one if needs be.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2017 06:54 PM (nUkMr)

245 Bill Nye does look like the type of guy who would stick his dick in a Bunsen burner.

Bill Nye made a pass at his wife and she laughed at him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2017 06:54 PM (BoMuO)

246 Tired of Winning Status:

[ ] Tired of Winning

[ ] Still not tired of winning

[X] My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice.

Hahahaha! THIS is why I love this place!

Posted by: Toni at October 27, 2017 06:54 PM (ipHu1)

247 I know one of her older daughters left home and wants nothing more to do with her.

--

I thought I read the daughter that ran away committed suicide. Gonna have to look that one up.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 27, 2017 06:54 PM (mQ0Mc)

248 Where, exactly, did Rosie's career come from? I
mean... fat, unattractive, nasty, crazy, who hires her to be a movie and
television personality? I mean, Roseann Barr's stand up was hilarious
at least. I get her having work but Rosie???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 06:45 PM (39g3+)
==========================

Way back when, she was in the baseball movie "A League of Her Own". She was funny and not screechy. Kind of appealing and not nearly as fat. I had not heard of her before that. Then I started hearing about her.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 27, 2017 06:54 PM (lwiT4)

249 Rosie and her fellow travelers need to leave the USA. I suggest Quebec or Indonesia or Sweden or Niger or hell.

Posted by: colfax mingo at October 27, 2017 06:55 PM (0n18S)

250 240 So insulting tweets (in response to her own insulting tweets about Trump) now qualify as "vicious abuse"?

Doesn't that mean she was "viciously abusing" Trump, since she participated in the insults as much as he did?

Why is "vicious abuse" okay if it's coming from a female?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 27, 2017 06:54 PM (BXf9o)

So, okay. No vicious abuse. But gentle abuse is okay, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:55 PM (mbhDw)

251 Jane D'oh, OMG. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:55 PM (eMKNe)

252 Oh, it wasn't the daughter. Her ex-wife committed suicide.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 27, 2017 06:55 PM (mQ0Mc)

253 236 >>217 >>Seriously?

Seriously.

http://tinyurl.com/y8djympn

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (/tuJf)

Oh boy.

Wow

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

254 Defense attorneys are accusing the judge in the bribery trial of New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez and a wealthy friend of preventing them from adequately presenting their case.

-
Ahhh. The old "sez who?" defense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 27, 2017 06:56 PM (Nwg0u)

255 There's a private messaging feature between accounts that's only visible to those accounts.

Really? Why not use, oh, a fake gmail account?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2017 06:56 PM (60v4h)

256 Rosie started out as a VJ on VH-1.

She simply sucked. Only reason she was hired was because she had a Long Island accent.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2017 06:56 PM (IR6oH)

257 230
This post belongs in the HQ Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:53 PM (PY9jH)
This is absolutely HoF material here.

Posted by: Peaches at October 27, 2017 06:56 PM (14URa)

258 I think Rosie O'Donnel had a real career when MTV still played music videos.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 27, 2017 06:56 PM (7IaDA)

259 >>Her ex-wife committed suicide.

Bleach it all you want, you just can't get that smell out of your mustache.

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2017 06:56 PM (TBXZD)

260 in fairness there was never a time in very recent history where the President would pady hardy with you and your pals weekly, while throwing goodies your way (hi 1 percenter) that just had to have all those hollywood deals cuz You guyz really had stuff bad .

while laughingly snorting with you at all those 'others being smooshed under irs, osha,epa, etc boots.

O Donnell (sounds irish) i personally lost everything i'd worked for , and still I didn't go to a doctor to help me through Obama and your pals in power.

so buck up, we can only hope 8 years because elections occur every 4.

also you guys should have thought of this while making all those cool laws to fk with everyone else. Now who gets to use thopse same laws against peoples they don't like?

Rosie? Hey do you like the constitution now?
Because i noticed you guys like it very much when You don't hold power.

think about that.

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2017 06:56 PM (FKrah)

261 Pure poetry to read the misery of that disgusting slob.

Posted by: tentotwo at October 27, 2017 06:57 PM (yhf6w)

262
Free Beacon being original funder is plausible - Fusion is basically an outsourced "research" outfit for usually very tendentious and dubious "journalism". Free Beacon seems like a legit operation, though, would not have guessed them, out of all the more likely candidates.

But why would Fusion appear so desperate to protect them?

Are they the ones that funded the original stuff, that resulted in nothing in particular? If so, then it's kind of a non-story about non-stories that were developed. It's the later stuff, and the evolution into the absurd "Russia dossier" that is the news and might be the center of the greatest scandal in US history.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2017 06:57 PM (QDnY+)

263 This is so much funnier when you remember the name of her therapist is Häagen-Dazs.

Posted by: JSchuler at October 27, 2017 06:57 PM (YsGL+)

264 You don't have to be a "basket case" to go to therapy. I've been in therapy when I was dealing with clinical depression, or when a person I cared about committed suicide. However, I've never entered therapy because the candidate I voted for President didn't win.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2017 06:57 PM (iVOAv)

265 It also appears the US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, Dana Bent, who was the lead national security guy at the DOJ and who was the main overseer of the Russia collusion crap, resigned today.

He was also the number 3 at DOJ.

Things are really moving fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 06:57 PM (/tuJf)

266
Rosie's former wife committed suicide a while back.

I'm sure she was tortured with images of all that flab and body hair wrapping around her.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 27, 2017 06:57 PM (8O3HH)

267 Has anyone bothered to break the news to these people that many of us felt the same way in 2012, but didn't act like children?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 27, 2017 06:57 PM (GzDYP)

268 Uhhh, just what events comprise this Pentathalon of which you speak?

---------------

1. BJ WITH HAND STROKES
2. HANDS BEHIND THE BACK BJ
3. ON THE BACK ARCH
4. COWGIRL
5. REVERSE COWGIRL
6. COLLEGE FRIEND 3 WAY

THERE ARE SIX LIGHTS.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 27, 2017 06:57 PM (3BFzK)

269 The Free Beacon was originally part of a 501(c)(4) tax-exempt organization called the Center for American Freedom, but in 2014 became a for-profit organization. It has never revealed its ownership.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 27, 2017 06:57 PM (mcI77)

270 Rosie had 1000% more basis to freak out than any of the other celebs since Trump had made it personal with her. I don't recall if she invited it somewhat, she probably did.

Yeah she started it, it was a nasty feud. But its not like the guy sends hit men or goes and lights your trash on fire or something. He rips on you in public until you're cringing and humiliated then moves on, because you mean nothing to him.

To the best of my knowledge there has never yet been even a whisper of him being violent or in any way being thuggish. Never sent a bodyguard after someone, never connected to anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 06:57 PM (39g3+)

271 "My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice"
If only I would have written that....

Posted by: William Shakespeare at October 27, 2017 06:57 PM (Ftuf+)

272 ...so that I dont come across as either so full of rage that no one can hear my words, or so sad that I cant articulate the level of pain...

The only people who talk like this are abusive, self-centered narcissists who lack empathy and compassion and the most basic understanding that people exist for something other than their own gratification.

I cant even imagine the hell of being her child.

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2017 06:58 PM (hZ+us)

273 How batshit is Rosie?

These days, she's making Lena Dunham look sane.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 06:58 PM (eMKNe)

274 wait, so is that a joke? the free beacon took time off from posting pictures of kate upton to fund teh fusion dossier?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at October 27, 2017 06:58 PM (RDd1I)

275 Well all right then, rosie- BYE

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2017 06:58 PM (LW4Ug)

276
Has Vegas started putting down bets on who is next yet? If so I'd really be hoping for Bill Nye.

Bill Nye has announced that he was routinely abused as a teen by Bill Nye.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

277 Seriously.

http://tinyurl.com/y8djympn

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (/tuJf)

Oh boy.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 27, 2017 06:53 PM (mcI77)

So, Bill Kristol? Wow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:58 PM (PY9jH)

278
Gotta go!

Mexican food and "The Big Sleep" on video.

Love you morons!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:59 PM (mbhDw)

279 253 236 >>217 >>Seriously?

Seriously.

http://tinyurl.com/y8djympn

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 06:50 PM (/tuJf)

Oh boy.

Wow
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

I hate Free Beacon now!

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 27, 2017 06:59 PM (s7y11)

280 Bye, Felicia.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (IR6oH)

281 I always thought Fusion was the FABs campaign cronies who founded their own "research" outfit so they could do the campaigns dirty deeds while being plausibly not directly connected to the campaign.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (BoMuO)

282 Oh boy.

Oh my.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (60v4h)

283 Not me. Know why? The economy was still in ruins.

Remembering election night and the crushing disappointment I experienced that night in hoping against hope that Bronco Bama would be a one-term failure, I proceeded to get shit-faced drunk and passed out in bed around 9:30 That Night.

I woke up the next morning with a raging hangover and a note from B'Gal stuck in the door that said, "We won!"

Wow. I wouldn't believe it for a couple of hours. It took nearly a whole day (and the cessation of said hangover) for it to sink in. I watched the MFM replays almost as many times as I watched that Wii video in the previous post.

Thank God.

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (tRaq7)

284 Rosie's former wife committed suicide a while back.
==========================

IIRC she was an attractive blond woman. I hate to hear that anyone has committed suicide.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (lwiT4)

285 Newsweek breaks a national exclusive.

http://tinyurl.com/ybyve2kw

"Trump's latest weird meal: Rice and two slices of cherry pie at GOP lunch."

Donny two scoops and two slices, the double a la mode.

Posted by: geoffb at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (zOpu5)

286 Really? Why not use, oh, a fake gmail account?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2017 06:56 PM (60v4h)

For one thing, you can be certain that the other party is the holder of the Twitter account. So if, say, you wanted to be certain that you were chatting with Ace, you could message @AceofSpadesHQ over Twitter and be fairly confident that the replies were coming from him vs. if you were sending email to ewokluvr1234@gmail.com.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (y87Qq)

287 Just carrying on with my new nic. I might keep it. Gotta see it a few more times.

I used to kid around with my wife and tell her that she'd win a blow job competition.

"Judges? Let's see your scores."

Yeah, not thinking the prize money would be worth it.

Am I borrowing trouble? Maybe. I just don't know what that means. I might be on the right track with the blow job competition stuff... Anyone know who Rosie's therapist is?

Posted by: A Whore who was a gold medal #Winner in the Modern Whore Pentathalon at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (4bjXi)

288 So horde:

Rosie or a potted plant?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 06:52 PM (PY9jH)
..............

Potted Venus Flytrap.

Posted by: Rosie's ex, with the scars to prove it at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (HgMAr)

289 I guess Sefton does know how to whistle.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (7IaDA)

290 but did the free beacon use the pee pee dossier to get fisa warrants?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (RDd1I)

291 No one hates Free Bacon. No one.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (60v4h)

292 Yes: if not the funniest thing Ace ever wrote, it's Top 10.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (vj22Z)

293 Bill Kristol what?
this machine won't open tiny url

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (FKrah)

294 By the way the people who are going to spend the anniversary of Trump's election screaming helplessly at the sky need to tell us the times and places so we can point and laugh.

I wonder if they realize that this will make us happy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2017 06:31 PM (+lVUW)

Exactly! Typical liberals: zero self-awareness

Posted by: Iris at October 27, 2017 07:00 PM (dYDe7)

295 See yas JJ

Posted by: grammie winger at October 27, 2017 07:01 PM (lwiT4)

296 FOX is reporting that Wasahington Free Beacon funded the original Fusion investigation on Trump? Wow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2017 07:01 PM (SjImc)

297 Why do these people think that we'll read stuff like this and sympathize with their stupid imaginary problems when in reality we point and laugh and hilarity ensues?
Awwwwww, Rosie can't live with Trump as president! We put up with eight years President Communist Cock Curious! Man up, Butch, or get it over with!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2017 07:01 PM (O5Q3r)

298 Over/Under of when MeAgain will be checking in for mental therapy? Sisters of the crazy and all that.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 27, 2017 07:01 PM (mcI77)

299 So three old past their prime Hollywood stars are on a park bench. Trump come by and exposes himself. Meryl Streep has a stroke. Ashley Judd has a stroke too. Rosie Odonnell doesn't have a stroke Because she doesn't touch penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 27, 2017 07:02 PM (3BFzK)

300 How is Rosie a multimillionaire? I appreciate that some of you Morons are blushing virgins, unable to appreciate the ways of the world, but come the fuck on!

Crazy fat weepy lesbos were the hardcore of the Hillary coalition! Their numbers, in mass and as single beasts, were sufficient to make Lilith Fair a going concern!

Posted by: trev006 at October 27, 2017 07:02 PM (abUwP)

301 >>FOX is reporting that Wasahington Free Beacon funded the original Fusion investigation on Trump? Wow

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 07:02 PM (/tuJf)

302 But why would Fusion appear so desperate to protect them?

I suspect Fusion just wants to preserve its reputation of being trustworthy and not blabbing to anyone ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 07:02 PM (39g3+)

303 96 George W Bush was the nicest, most gormless and most "get along" Republican in the history of man and the left acted like he was Satan McHitler. They acted like Mitt freaking Romney was a baby murdering cancer machine that hated dogs and wanted to put blacks back in slave collars.

It doesn't matter who wins, if its a Republican. They are hysterical freaks who hate all of them. If that's how they are going to act no matter what, then full speed ahead, President Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (39g3+)

__________________________________

Yup. Well said. And an excellent point, sir.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 27, 2017 07:02 PM (4bjXi)

304 Rosie O'Donnell's marriage license has killed more people than my gun.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2017 07:02 PM (IR6oH)

305 Rosie O'Donnell is the one who, if she did throw herself in the river, would displace all of the water in it. Is that right?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2017 07:02 PM (l9m7l)

306 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 07:02 PM (/tuJf)

Did you post that earlier? I just heard it on TV

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2017 07:03 PM (SjImc)

307 Possible Winning Schadenboner cure: lardy lesbian porn with Rose and Lena Dunham.

What am I, schmaltz?

Posted by: Cora Segal at October 27, 2017 07:03 PM (Q/KXq)

308
Read the Free Beacon story (thanks for linking, JS).

Seems as I thought - two separate efforts - not even sure why they are being linked.

WFB says they funded early research effort, which was aimed at *several* GOP primary contenders, and *didn't* have any focus on Russia or involvement by foreign intel veterans.

So - I'm not sure why these two very different things are even being described as one project. Sounds like two very different projects, with different funders, and different focus.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2017 07:03 PM (QDnY+)

309 billy kristol hired Fusion?

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2017 07:03 PM (FKrah)

310 Free Bacon stresses thier investigation was never about Russia, and didn't involve Christopher Steele.

I'd say calling it the same 'investigation' as the DNCs to be a stretch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

311 New allegations at Patheos that Neil DeGrasse-Tyson is the latest celebrity to be accused of rape.

Of women?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2017 07:03 PM (+lVUW)

312 How is Rosie a multimillionaire?

I believe she was lead host on the View for a few years. I suppose that pays well.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 27, 2017 07:03 PM (lwiT4)

313 Washington Free Beacon was that Anti Trump?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2017 07:04 PM (iVOAv)

314 Mark "help-her-in" Halperin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:49 PM (mbhDw)

There was another one-- Matt Tabibii or something

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2017 07:04 PM (hZ+us)

315 301 >>FOX is reporting that Wasahington Free Beacon funded the original Fusion investigation on Trump? Wow

Was mentioned above... If you read the story they didn't actually deal with Steel

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 07:04 PM (O2RFr)

316 AND WHY WOULD FUSION BE TRYING TO COVER UP FOR FREE BACON?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

317 >>Did you post that earlier? I just heard it on TV

Yea, Byron York broke it a few moments earlier.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

318 Lexi woke me up at 3:41 to feed her! I've been awake since then & had to reschedule hair Appointment.

I cannot stand Rosie, Oprah & many other talk show hosts, they're trash. I watched she wondered if Obama's gave each other a fist bump in 2008 & asked if it was terrorist fist bump. It was a joke!

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2017 07:04 PM (NKOy9)

319 Washington Free Beacon was that Anti Trump?

Gotta read the article... Said they were interested in research on all the Reublicans

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 07:05 PM (O2RFr)

320 Oh - and then she also had her own talk show for a few years prior. I watched a few episodes - she did a nice job. Lots of cute acts and such. This was before she went all angry all the time. I don't even think people knew she was gay.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 27, 2017 07:05 PM (lwiT4)

321 trev006, Rosie was an executive producer on her own talk show for a while, and it was a hit for a few years, before she went batshit insane political... which was more or less kicked off when she went after Tom Selleck on the show for being a gun owner and a member of the NRA. You would not believe how much money you can make as a producer on a popular syndicated TV show; Judge Judy is almost a billionaire, as an example, thanks to her show.

I *love* that today Selleck is more popular than ever on Blue Bloods, and Rosie pretty much has to bribe her way into trifling new gigs (or hire herself for them).

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 07:05 PM (eMKNe)

322 Could fat Rosie get back to us when the end is near?

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 27, 2017 07:05 PM (eAMlh)

323 Yea, Byron York broke it a few moments earlier.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

What a clusterfuck this is becoming...but bottom line, the more shit that comes out, the less PDT had ANYTHING to do with it or Russia. WINNING

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2017 07:05 PM (SjImc)

324 Gotta read the article... Said they were interested in research on all the Reublicans

Which sounds like basic investigative reporting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

325 Free Beacon is a conservative site Saying Happy BDay to Cuomo?

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2017 07:06 PM (FKrah)

326 Am I the only one surprised that Rosie hasn't been called out for sexual harassment? Because, I'd have put money on her being the lesbo-harvey.

Posted by: Peaches at October 27, 2017 07:06 PM (14URa)

327 So the original investigation was just Free Beacon hiring Fusion for an opposition piece on Trump, which is separate from the engagement by the DNC/Clintons that resulted in the Russia/Steele dossier, right?

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2017 07:06 PM (hZ+us)

328 nevermind.

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2017 07:07 PM (FKrah)

329 327 So the original investigation was just Free Beacon hiring Fusion for an opposition piece on Trump, which is separate from the engagement by the DNC/Clintons that resulted in the Russia/Steele dossier, right?

That's what I gathered from the article

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 07:07 PM (O2RFr)

330 Well, this is interesting:

Newly released files on the JFK assassination reveal that former President Barack Obama's friend, domestic terrorist Bill Ayers, was under federal watch.

With the Trump administration ordering the release of thousands of documents pertaining to the 1963 assassination of President John F. Kennedy, one startling find was that the CIA and FBI had monitored Ayers, who was a member of leftist groups and a domestic terrorist organization, CBS News reported.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 27, 2017 07:07 PM (Nwg0u)

331 Rosie O"Donnells former legal wife" took her life? How terrible!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2017 07:07 PM (iVOAv)

332 320 Oh - and then she also had her own talk show for a few years prior. I watched a few episodes - she did a nice job. Lots of cute acts and such. This was before she went all angry all the time. I don't even think people knew she was gay.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 27, 2017 07:05 PM (lwiT4)

They didn't. They kind of suspected though. Then during that show she went all psycho on Tom Selleck after Columbine because he's an NRA member and that began the long slide. I can't remember if she came out before the show was cancelled or after, but I think after because I vaguely recall her coming out announcement being after she went for the full butch lesbian haircut.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 27, 2017 07:08 PM (z/Ubi)

333 308,
"So - I'm not sure why these two very different things are even being
described as one project. Sounds like two very different projects, with
different funders, and different focus."

The Dems need a nominal Republican in the mix to confuse the story more. Everybody does it is the story line de jure.

Posted by: geoffb at October 27, 2017 07:08 PM (zOpu5)

334 Nor did we have any knowledge of the relationship between Fusion GPS and the Democratic National Committee, Perkins Coie, and the Clinton campaign.

But you had to know the assholes running Fusion were Clintonites, all the way down. WTF???

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2017 07:08 PM (BoMuO)

335 22
Actually came in to post this bullshit from the President of American University:

"The Secretary of Education recently announced that the Dept of
Education's Office of Civil Rights would rescind the 2011 guidance to
universities about how to prevent and respond to sexual assault."

I love how she makes it appear that DeVos is leaving everyone unprotected.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 27, 2017 06:27 PM (vj22Z)

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So, American University now has no idea how to prevent and respond to sexual assault? The words all went away? No way I would send my child there.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2017 07:08 PM (yOqwj)

336 The first, and only, time I've gotten a boner after reading abut Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2017 07:08 PM (ANIFC)

337 Holy shit! This segment on Fox is getting wild.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 07:09 PM (/tuJf)

338 The Free Beacon reveal feels like disinformation. It's the hand in the magic trick that acts as a distraction.

Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2017 07:09 PM (q177U)

339 Rosie is worried the US wont survive 3% growth, a booming stock market, low unemployment and a revived military?

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2017 07:09 PM (hZ+us)

340 One thing that really turned me off on Rosie years ago, even before she went apeshit political?

She was *constantly* bragging about how wealthy she fucking was. All. The. Fucking. Time.

I remember when, in the late 1990s, someone made Rosie his 'call-a-friend' on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Rosie openly said "if I give you the wrong answer, I'll just give you the million dollars!" She also used to openly brag about how many kids she could adopt, and get away with it even though she was a "single mother", because she was SO INCREDIBLY RICH RICH RICH RICH RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, that's great Rosie, but frankly it'd come off a lot classier if you did it for the guy quietly, rather than brag about it on national TV.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 07:09 PM (eMKNe)

341 318 should say I watched one only because E D Hill was a guest, formerly host of Fox& Friends.I liked that show when she was on it.

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2017 07:09 PM (NKOy9)

342 WFB says they funded early research effort, which was aimed at *several* GOP primary contenders, and *didn't* have any focus on Russia or involvement by foreign intel veterans.

Yeah I get the impression they were just outsourcing investigation into presidential candidates, not digging for outrageous nonsense about Trump. Different effort, unrelated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 07:09 PM (39g3+)

343 Funny how these emotional basket-cases (who know full well they are fucked up, which is why they are in therapy) seem to think they should lecture and we all should listen.

Name an industry that has a higher proportion of whackos than the entertainment industry. And they use their awards shows to deliver sermons to us. And they think we should want to watch their little festivals of narcissism, like the Emmies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2017 07:10 PM (+lVUW)

344 ~~Nood... but World Series related only.~~

Posted by: ~~aaron judge~~ at October 27, 2017 07:10 PM (mJ8mX)

345 Holy shit! This segment on Fox is getting wild.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 07:09 PM (/tuJf)

?

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2017 07:10 PM (FKrah)

346 Holy shit! This segment on Fox is getting wild.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 07:09 PM (/tuJf)

No kidding! I just turned it on, and a fight was about to break out!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 07:10 PM (PY9jH)

347 Exec summary on wild Fox segment, JS or anybody?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2017 07:10 PM (QDnY+)

348 Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2017 07:09 PM (q177U)

Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2017 07:10 PM (iVOAv)

349 "Rosie O'Donnell gives ace a raging boner"

- would be the click bait version of the headline.

Posted by: wooga at October 27, 2017 07:11 PM (bkpvo)

350 I find this hilarious. The biggest, most expensive misinformation campaign in history- the media- is what did her in. She should sue. Or get out more.

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2017 07:11 PM (hSxPE)

351 326: Because, I'd have put money on her being the lesbo-harvey.
Posted by: Peaches at October 27, 2017 07:06 PM (14URa)

I definitely get that vibe from her, too.

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2017 07:11 PM (hZ+us)

352
Yes, Rosie's former "wife" was named Michelle Rounds, I see. They adopted a daughter.

Rounds killed herself just a month or two ago.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 27, 2017 07:11 PM (8O3HH)

353 Holy shit! This segment on Fox is getting wild.
Did Jasper get into the peanut butter again???

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2017 07:11 PM (mJ8mX)

354 Let's all just hope that when Rosie decides, in the spirit of solidary with Colin & the NFL, to 'take a knee...'

... she doesn't do it too closely to Yellowstone. She could end up causing the quake that opens the caldera. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 07:11 PM (eMKNe)

355 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2017 06:36 PM (39g3+)

Very true.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2017 07:12 PM (iVOAv)

356 Qdpsteve: yeah, I knew that. She did not seem so crazy once.

Still one heck of a summary.

Posted by: trev006 at October 27, 2017 07:12 PM (abUwP)

357 Yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 27, 2017 07:12 PM (Ktb8D)

358 I don't even know the names of the two guys on with Martha McCallum, but the lefty guy is the bullet-headed bald douche. I don't know who the other guy is.

Yowza. I wish they were in studio together. It would have been awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2017 07:12 PM (PY9jH)

359 353 Holy shit! This segment on Fox is getting wild.
Did Jasper get into the peanut butter again???
Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2017 07:11 PM (mJ8mX)

Catfight with Kim Guilfoyle?

Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2017 07:12 PM (ANIFC)

360 You know what they called Rosie back when she had her talk show?

'The Queen of Nice.'

Of course, that was back when she pretended to have a crush on Tom Cruise, too.

Talk about a doomed romance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

361 also:

Woohoo !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 27, 2017 07:13 PM (Ktb8D)

362 Am I the only one surprised that Rosie hasn't been called out for sexual harassment? Because, I'd have put money on her being the lesbo-harvey.
Posted by: Peaches at October 27, 2017 07:06 PM

Well so far we only have heard Man on woman or Man on kids, no Woman on x, but wouldn't close that book yet.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2017 07:14 PM (aC6Sd)

363 Yes, Rosie's former "wife" was named Michelle Rounds, I see. They adopted a daughter.

Rounds killed herself just a month or two ago.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
________

That's so tragic on so many levels.

Humorous histrionics aside, maybe this is where the "may not survive" stuff is coming from?

Posted by: FireHorse at October 27, 2017 07:14 PM (zkGZ8)

364 Mr. Peebles, yup.

Then right after Rosie's talk show got cancelled, a bunch of former staffers on the show came out and said: "Uh, no, she wasn't so nice."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 07:14 PM (eMKNe)

365 This isn't about blimpo but it does concern Trump... I see Dianne Feinstein is demanding that twitter hand over all communications from Wikileaks to prove Trump was working with Assange and therefore the RUSSIANS... They will never give up will they...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2017 06:38 PM (O2RFr)
************************

Think twitter's been stuffing as many tweets as possible down its pants.

Posted by: gNewt at October 27, 2017 07:14 PM (ZVFID)

366 MacCallum was just doing a typical right guest/left guest to talk about the Democrats funding of the Russia dossier and it escalated rapidly.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2017 07:14 PM (/tuJf)

367 On the FOX brawl, have any edged tools been drawn yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 27, 2017 07:15 PM (mcI77)

368 n00d WFB Fusion

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 27, 2017 07:15 PM (z/Ubi)

369 ty

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2017 07:15 PM (FKrah)

370 So, okay. No vicious abuse. But gentle abuse is okay, right?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2017 06:55 PM (mbhDw)
__________________

Apparently she thinks so. She has dumped all over Trump for years -- on Twitter, on The View, in interviews -- and somehow that's supposed to be okay. But if Trump fires back, then he's "viciously abusing" her. It's bullshit. If she didn't want to be insulted by Trump, then she shouldn't have been hurling insults at him. Once somebody starts that shit, they deserve whatever they get, no matter who they are, and no matter what gender or sexual-identity group they belong to.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 27, 2017 07:15 PM (BXf9o)

371 Rats, not watching tv, down in my basement painting.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2017 07:16 PM (aC6Sd)

372 *had a representative specimen of the Strategic Cheap Beer Reserve in Freezer #3, brb*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 27, 2017 07:16 PM (Ktb8D)

373 You know what they called Rosie back when she had her talk show?

'The Queen of Nice.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2017 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

Also, aren't pudgies supposed to be, y'know, jolly? Like Santa?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2017 07:16 PM (y87Qq)

374 WeaselDog likes graham crackers

Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2017 07:16 PM (Sfs6o)

375 Now I know why I don't get my lottery prayers answered.
I'd have a Whore Olympics.

Yeah. You know what? If I'm ever asked, live on camera, due to a huge Mega Lottery Jackpot, what I'd do with the money, I will say "I'm gonna have a Whore Olympics."

I can't wait. That'll be a sort of lottery win right there, that will.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 27, 2017 07:17 PM (4bjXi)

376 Catfight with Kim Guilfoyle?

Posted by: josephistan at October
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No cable. _I remember that Guilfoyle and Perino do not like each other.

Posted by: gNewt at October 27, 2017 07:17 PM (ZVFID)

377 Because, I'd have put money on her being the lesbo-harvey.

Hmm. That would explain some very slimy ficuses.

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2017 07:18 PM (hSxPE)

378
I've read stories about women Hollywood doing the harassment of men (and women, too).

Women do it, but they won't be as reckless or pervy as men. By a long shot.

What they usually do, is with wink and nod tactics explain to the potential boytoy that if he wants the job/part he's got to take care of Mama. If he doesn't, buh-bye.

And they'll be clever enough about it that nothing can usually be proved.

You're not going to find too many examples of some randy old broad telling some hunk to shut and stand there while she hikes her skirt and frigs herself on a ficus and things of that nature.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 27, 2017 07:19 PM (8O3HH)

379 New FREE Beacon thread up

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2017 07:20 PM (53MZt)

380 Talk about a doomed romance.
Yeah. She's much too good for Cruise.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2017 07:20 PM (mJ8mX)

381 And to think that the man who had abused me so viciously and with impunity for over a decade was now running the country.

========

Who started the feud? I thought it was O'Donnell. In which case it would be her duty to apologize if she wants reconciliation.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 27, 2017 07:21 PM (/qEW2)

382 296 FOX is reporting that Wasahington Free Beacon funded the original Fusion investigation on Trump? Wow
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2017 07:01 PM (SjImc)
---------------------------------
Yeah, apparently they hired Fusion to do oppo on a few candidates early on. (They say it wasn't just Trump.)

But the "dossier" and Russian stuff was much later.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 27, 2017 07:22 PM (0jtPF)

383 As reported just above the new nood is about Fusion GPS initial research paid for by NeverTrumper True-Cons like Kristol.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2017 07:22 PM (mJ8mX)

384 Speaking of Tom Cruise:

There's a new group that's being sponsored all over the place right now at Facebook, called 'Leah Remini: AfterCash.'

Obviously a paid hit job by the Hubbard cultists.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2017 07:22 PM (eMKNe)

385 Also, aren't pudgies supposed to be, y'know, jolly? Like Santa?

Posted by: hogmartin
________

Yes, fat people are supposed to be jolly. I can't speak to Rosie O'Donnell, but General Burkhalter is a nasty tub of lard.

Posted by: The Iron Colonel at October 27, 2017 07:27 PM (zkGZ8)

386 Willow, you sound stoned.

Posted by: RI Red - 100% pure Sonobian Covfefe brewing at October 27, 2017 07:36 PM (DLXvF)

387 why don't all you never Trumpers just go scream until you pass out. then when you wake, scream again. rinse and repeat. keep going. you will pass

Posted by: arbitrary turn back at October 27, 2017 07:39 PM (8RQER)

388 "342 WFB says they funded early research effort, which was aimed at *several* GOP primary contenders, and *didn't* have any focus on Russia or involvement by foreign intel veterans.

Yeah I get the impression they were just outsourcing investigation into presidential candidates, not digging for outrageous nonsense about Trump. Different effort, unrelated."

Continetti says WFB paid Fusion GPS for publically-available information only and that none of that information appeared in Steele's dossier.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 27, 2017 07:49 PM (398bZ)

389 WeaselDog likes graham crackers
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2017 07:16 PM

I like them even better with some peanut butter on them!

Posted by: WeaselDog at October 27, 2017 08:16 PM (Q/KXq)

390 Poetry. Pure poetry.

Posted by: Lord Voldemort at October 27, 2017 08:40 PM (L6Zpd)

391 [X] My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice

LMAO, Ace. Pure fcukin poetry, man! This is why I come back here every day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2017 08:59 PM (befvJ)

392 You had me at the ass of the winner of the Modern Whore Pentathlon but Jesus Christ the meat and malice killed me.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 27, 2017 09:31 PM (BsGS1)

393 Anyone who did not read to the end will never experience the pure joy of that sentence. I salute you and your erection!

Posted by: MargieInMN at October 27, 2017 09:32 PM (2mf1w)

394 I like them even better with some peanut butter on them!
Posted by: WeaselDog at October 27, 2017 08:16 PM

Me, too!!!

Posted by: Jasper at October 27, 2017 09:33 PM (Q/KXq)

395 In much the same vein of if a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? If Rosie stops breathing, will anyone notice?

Posted by: Locke Common at October 27, 2017 09:51 PM (YWm2G)

396 Hahahahahahahahahahaha...wait! I have to pee!!.......Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: nickshaw at October 27, 2017 09:56 PM (F1b+w)

397 At least the Democrats are learning what it was like to be a Republican during 8 years of that a hole Obama

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 27, 2017 10:28 PM (e8kgV)

398 "Let me fly like an eagle...to the sea,
Fly like an eagle let my spirits carry me,
I wanna fly, fly right into the future"

Posted by: Super Genius at October 28, 2017 12:04 AM (DGD99)

399 It's writing like this that keeps me coming back.

Posted by: roy_batty at October 28, 2017 12:33 AM (VDIqF)

400 >>>391 [X] My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice

LMAO, Ace. Pure fcukin poetry, man! This is why I come back here every day.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2017 08:59 PM (befvJ)

Every single word of that is absolutely perfect.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2017 04:52 AM (1Xpas)

401 I hope she right. And drops dead.

Posted by: Scott at October 28, 2017 06:47 AM (IGKkT)

402 Seriously, look up "collective obsessional behavior". It's also known as mass hysteria.

The massive bubble of delusion the Left built for itself exploded on election day and propelled essentially half the nation deep into mass hysteria.

If the Western Academy (you know, "science") were not part-and-parcel of the the Leftist Movement, we'd be hearing the terms "mass hysteria" and "collective obsessional behavior" in the news and at symposiums.

Spoiler Alert: The therapy bills for the Left-Half of America are going to break us even if the leftists continue their self-destruction as a movement.

Posted by: DrDean at October 28, 2017 02:02 PM (KiUxL)

403 I've had all I can take from these fools. Just die already.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 28, 2017 02:35 PM (jWe5r)

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