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ONT: DAY OF RAGE! Edition
Nah, not really. It's just the shrieking harpies on the left going nuts over the Congresswoman Wilson Gold Star feud reminded me of this cartoon:
My fondest wish is that I could give them all exactly what they want. Truly it is. If there was a continent like Australia available, I'd favor moving them all there at our expense and I'd sincerely wish them all the luck in the world with their little Utopia. Samuel Adams would approve.
WHY LET THEM GO?
Why, they are clearly our betters, just ask them. But if that's actually true, Kurt Schlicter wants to know why they can't actually be, you know, better. It's not just the left. Kevin Williamson, who is probably still butt-hurt that he didn't make the Salon 25, writes a long column that he charmingly calls The White-Minstrel Show. The last 1/3 of it is good. He makes the point that so much of the reason that poor people are poor is often due to the poor choices they make. This is a valid point, and one that conservatives need to emphasize to counter the victim mentality. The first 2/3, however....he might as well have written “Fuckin' white trash” and left it at that. That's his biggest problem. He's a smart guy, and he clearly understands and articulates conservative principles well. He writes great short columns, but if he writes anything longer than a 750-1000 words his inner arrogance and ivory tower disdain shines through. (I'm sure his rebuttal would be to point to his upbringing in a shotgun shack in Texas, which he mentions in the article, but the ivory tower attitude can be learned, not just bred. Oh yes it can indeed) Anyhow, if the Progs were given their own country, there's no reason to believe that they would create anything based upon natural rights and liberty. In fact, there's every reason to believe that they wouldn't cherish those values at all. Why Are Millennials Wary of Freedom? I would bet every cent I've got that they would come up with another Venezuela. At least they'd probably live in harmony with Mother Gaia, right?
Good morning, remember that bear that destroyed that woman's kayak after she pepper sprayed it? pic.twitter.com/A260oqHJKG
— Zito (@_Zeets) April 4, 2017
THIS IS COOL
Chevy Vega and the Vert-A-Pac Rail System in the 1970s
When Chevrolet started designing ‘Vega’ during the 1970s, one of the main objectives was to keep the cost of the car down around $2,000 in circa-1970 dollars. At the time, the freight charge for moving a loaded railroad car from the Lordstown assembly plant to the Pacific coast - the longest distance that cars produced at Lordstown would need to travel - was around $4,800. Since the Vega was a subcompact, it was possible to squeeze three more cars on a railroad car for a total of eighteen, instead of the usual fifteen. But that still worked out to around $300 per car – a substantial surcharge for a $2000 car. If only Chevrolet could get more Vegas on a railroad car, the cost per unit of hauling them would go down. The engineers at GM and the Southern Pacific Railroad came up with a clever solution. Instead of loading the cars horizontally, the Vegas will be placed vertically on a specially designed auto-rack – the Vert-A-Pac. Within the same volume of an 89-foot car, the Vert-A-Pac could hold as many as 30 automobiles instead of 18.That's damn clever. Now it was in service of the Vega, which was anything but, but still, pretty smart.
I LOVE THIS GUY
Say what you want about his talent, but imagine where the NFL would be now if they had encouraged players like Tim Tebow instead of the current crop of SJW wannabes. One of the marks of a great person is if they are comfortable mocking themself.
Watch the Heismans dress up as @TimTebow's career for Halloween. #HeismanHouse pic.twitter.com/WXRY4u9GW3
— Nissan (@NissanUSA) October 5, 2017
HORRIFYING It's almost Halloween! Yay! But if this is true, IMO it is more terrifying than any ghoul, ghost or goblin: When you die you KNOW you're dead: Scientists discover the mind still works after the body shows no sign of life FIDO FRIDAY I read that last story to the dog. Any thoughts puppers?
NHS FOLLIES Oh, I just can't fucking WAIT for single payer health care. How's that working out for you UK? NHS waiting times: hospital bosses fear 'a return to 1999' If I live to be a million, I'll never understand the inability of people to comprehend that government does NOTHING efficiently. I guess they are blinded by the siren song of “fair” (which isn't true either, single payer systems always lead to a two tiered health care system, but whatever). Still, the one complaint that is surely nothing more than a right wing scare tactic is that government will use its control of healthcare to control the people, right? Right? NHS provokes fury with indefinite surgery ban for smokers and obese
Well, wonderful. Lets peek at the future:
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. -Elayne BoozlerI love my wife and there is literally no one on the planet that I would rather spend time with, but Elayne has a point. Indeed, it's one of the reasons I'd rather spend time with Gingy. We both get this.
IMPORTANT WARNING FOR THE HORDE Hacked Butt Plug Can Be Controlled 'From Anywhere' Penetrating report. This is what happens when your bluetooth bill gets in a-rear-s. I'm sure they'll plug the leak soon, but until then, how many people will have a stroke when they find out they're getting the shaft. This can't be good in the end. Tonight's ONT brought to you by Critical Theory:
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 10:05 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 10:06 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Richard Gere at October 20, 2017 10:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sidedraft at October 20, 2017 10:07 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: cfo mom at October 20, 2017 10:07 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 10:07 PM (rb1zT)
A group of lunatics called the Edinburgh Action for Trans Health decided to post a "Trans Health Manifest" on, of course, Tumblr.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14012
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 20, 2017 10:08 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:08 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 20, 2017 10:08 PM (nvMvs)
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Antarctica.
Posted by: Lt. Cmdr. Rachel Queeg at October 20, 2017 10:09 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2017 10:09 PM (FUu/Z)
What you see as a good third of a column, in my eyes, is just him being himself for 2/3 and then trying to put a veneer of civility and principle in the final round.
He is a supercilious prick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 10:09 PM (rb1zT)
actually there are some good arguments that the LEFT is more creationist...
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:10 PM (XJIml)
Posted by: RM at October 20, 2017 10:10 PM (eP+dt)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:10 PM (QDK5o)
Posted by: Fox2! at October 20, 2017 10:11 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (YXJ+5)
I can't drink or hang around much tonight, I have to act like a decent human being at the MoMee tomorrow......
I even make myself laugh sometimes.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Africa. It would be interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (dRuH/)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (GtG/j)
Zero-obscene-thirty set on the alarm.
Appointment with Texas MoMeet awaits.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (QzJWU)
I have said for a long time that no one dies instantly, even with decapitation. The one possible exceptions; standing next to a nuclear bomb when it detonates because you are vaporized before your senses have time to register the event.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 10:14 PM (1kkde)
Is it me or does Samuel Adams look like a cheeky git?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 10:14 PM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:14 PM (XJIml)
himself for 2/3 and then trying to put a veneer of civility and
principle in the final round.
He is a supercilious prick.
That may very well be, but it doesn't change the fact, cover or not, that that part was good. .His short columns tend to be more like the last 1/3 than the first 2/3.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:14 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 20, 2017 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
You put a .270 round through anything's earhole and it is like flipping a light switch.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:15 PM (QDK5o)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 20, 2017 10:15 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2017 10:15 PM (8ZI4Y)
This man should be in the Hall Of Fame. He played for 19 seasons, was an every down player and has 1,561 tackles, for 3rd all time in the NFL, more tackles than Junior Seau, a fellow Trojan and HOFer. His career places him in the top 20 longest NFL careers {278 games}.
Posted by: Locke Common at October 20, 2017 10:16 PM (NKZba)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:16 PM (XJIml)
But, hey - Free Messenger Bag!
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:16 PM (QDK5o)
College friend had a Vega. You're on the $$$.
Baby Sister Update follows.
Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2017 10:16 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: NCKate at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (Ej4Jr)
Joyce called yesterday evening to "wish you a happy birthday tomorrow, big brother"
Sweet!!
We had a good convo; she complained (again) about what a little sh*t her daughter has been, and continues to be.
It's sad, but the truth is that this didn't happen overnight...
[Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]
Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ALH at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (S+3Ip)
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (AAbgH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (Enq6K)
Dogs and jogging? Nobody's ever seen a dog run just for fun?
Posted by: TB at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (wNx6K)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (XJIml)
>> connected to the internet.
Smart plugs. They can call 911 automatically if they get stuck.
Dildo cams have been a thing for a while.
And some damn Brit condom company is going to sell a smart cock ring.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (8O3HH)
The same reason you don't throw eight-year-olds out of the house: they're just children and aren't ready for anything more.
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (Sv2/X)
Hope to hook up with Ben Had and the TX Morons again.
Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz)
I think I'll go away now before I really mentally scar myself.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (8ZI4Y)
That would make a good country song title.
SS Depression, full speed ahead.
Good night, all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2017 10:19 PM (l9m7l)
In critical theory, one guy would be building a boat, and all the other guys would be standing around yelling at him telling him he was doing it wrong, or that he had no right to the community property to use for his own benefit, or it was his fault they were on a wreck.
That cartoon is more like libertarians.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:19 PM (m9X4Y)
I've got to go to bed in a few minutes, got work early, but I wanted to add that Intellectual Froglegs is completely awesome, (as if you all didn't know it.)
here's the link:
https://tinyurl.com/zpoj7bl
Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2017 10:20 PM (9mZIr)
Wouldn't the hat brim get in the way?
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:20 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:21 PM (8O3HH)
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Africa. It would be interesting.
There is actual acreage going to waste in Antarctica. Bonus: no global warming!
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:21 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:22 PM (QDK5o)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:23 PM (QDK5o)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:15 PM
I've read stuff like that, and accept that it is true, but I couldn't find the way to say it in less than half a page, and a dozen footnotes.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:23 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: kate at October 20, 2017 10:24 PM (XJIml)
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 10:24 PM (AAbgH)
That smart butt plug thing is not just a joke. Put that in the search box. A company called "LoveSense" makes one they call a "teledildonic butt plug".
Smart phone remote control.
We've reached the singularity.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:24 PM (8O3HH)
Good news is my BP has stabilized. The losartan is working.
I've also stopped watching the news and have a new attitude at work. I still do my job but fuck it, it's not going to take over my life.
My family on the other hand is still the crazy but I love them to pieces. Balance...It's all about balance I keep telling myself.
Posted by: mpfs Release the flying Sonobis! at October 20, 2017 10:24 PM (OnhLW)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (XJIml)
Hey, Kevin was all right. He tried an idea and it did not work. Sure, he laid waste to the Land. But darnit, at least he tried something!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 10:25 PM (rb1zT)
STOP!
DON'T!
STOP!
DON'T! STOP!
DON'T STOP!
DON'T STOP!
*Lights clove cigarette*
I'll call you. totes promise.
*Jets off to Switzerland*
Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at October 20, 2017 10:25 PM (554cb)
Posted by: JROD at October 20, 2017 10:26 PM (s7rRm)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:26 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2017 10:26 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:14 PM (Nyyc4)
I take your point. I guess I am just getting to the point that I am not willing to overlook the one in order to enjoy the other. Probably a character flaw, but I have lost a lot of patience/tolerance over the past couple of years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 10:27 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2017 10:28 PM (EZebt)
Damn it, WeirdDave, I laughed so hard I woke the grandkids!
STOP IT BEAR!! IT'S THE END OF SEPTEMBER, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!! WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
It's gold Jerry! Gold I tell you!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 10:28 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Ruth at October 20, 2017 10:28 PM (loZXu)
guys would be standing around yelling at him telling him he was doing it
wrong, or that he had no right to the community property to use for his
own benefit, or it was his fault they were on a wreck.
No, not at all. Critical Theory was conceived as a method of destroying the existing social and political structure of America by encouraging the grievances of different groups of people and weaponizing them against the greater whole. My characterization of that cartoon is exactly right.
That being said, I have no idea what the artist was intending to convey, but he got Critical Theory dead bang on.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:29 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:29 PM (XJIml)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 10:30 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bear, jonesing for some fiberglass at October 20, 2017 10:30 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:30 PM (QDK5o)
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:21 PM
Yeah, but they'd find a way to fuck up Antarctica.
Posted by: otho at October 20, 2017 10:30 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 20, 2017 10:30 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Morigu at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (Eu98u)
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Bob Berdella was a gay serial killer who killed them by sticking his arm up their rectums. And then there was the Enumclaw horse death. It's generally not a good idea to shove stuff up there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (PXyhz)
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (AAbgH)
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:21 PM
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Go blow a seal.
Posted by: A Penguin at October 20, 2017 10:32 PM (1kkde)
Posted by: gNewt at October 20, 2017 10:32 PM (Wj6hd)
That's one of the most horrible things I've ever heard.
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 20, 2017 10:33 PM (PXyhz)
"Teledildonics" is actually a thing. A field of technology. For remote controlled sex. The idea is you and your partner (or butt buddy, whatever) ram stuff up and around your special places, and each controls the other's sensations by remote control.
Not making that up.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:33 PM (8O3HH)
The Puppet Killer
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:33 PM (QDK5o)
Posted by: pookysgirl says GO DODGERS GO! at October 20, 2017 10:33 PM (XKZwp)
if you learnt Latin it would be easy to figure out based on roots
just sayin'
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:33 PM (XJIml)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (/qEW2)
I could have gone my whole life without knowing that. Thanks.
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 10:33 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (/qEW2)
79 Ha! Wish I could see it. Was it pretty!
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (PXyhz)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!
Posted by: Dave the Octopus at October 20, 2017 10:34 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 20, 2017 10:34 PM (PXyhz)
Wireless. Butt. Plug. Yo.
Posted by: Fritz at October 20, 2017 10:34 PM (Kwhm/)
Participated in a big campfire tonight with best friends. Laws may have been broken.
Ibguy--Happy birthday and prayers for healing and courage for Joyce and her family and friends.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: A Penguin
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Hey, just fix the thing and keep my private life outta it would ya Mister?
Posted by: Kip Addotta at October 20, 2017 10:35 PM (tr2D7)
I understand your point. I just thought there needed to be a meeting of all the interested parties where a consensus would be reached that they had to tear apart the existing barge to make a new barge. Everyone making their own seems to contradict what critical theory has produced.
Sure, tear the old boat apart, but there would be a director giving instructions while the serfs labored to construct something less effective than what they already had.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:35 PM (m9X4Y)
There've been plenty of countries full of progressives. You could tell them by the barbed wire and kill zones around them to keep people in.
Posted by: TB at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (wNx6K)
That's the funny thing. When right-wingers go all authoritarian, they're generally fine with letting the undesirables just leave.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 20, 2017 10:35 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: colfax mingo at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (0n18S)
I could have gone my whole life without knowing that. Thanks.
me too Tami. I think I'll go concentrate on the game. Night all.
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (PXyhz)
He can't play NFL Football well enough to justify a team signing him. If he could, he'd be on a roster.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (QDK5o)
Wireless. Butt. Plug. Yo.
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Don't judge. It supports entire villages in the Ukraine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (1kkde)
Posted by: Emmett Brown at October 20, 2017 10:37 PM (XJIml)
Oh, pshaw! Buncha hogwash! Harumph!
Or...
Being an old man of 29, and one whose faith is shakier than Hillary's drinking hand, I actually find this oddly comforting.
Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at October 20, 2017 10:37 PM (554cb)
Thank you, ma'am. It was an unexpected treat. Had a good day, too, and great dinner with closest friends.
Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2017 10:38 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: drill sergeant at October 20, 2017 10:39 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 20, 2017 10:39 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 20, 2017 10:39 PM (554cb)
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 10:40 PM (AAbgH)
It supports grizzled Macedonian butt plug farmers, too.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: cfo mom at October 20, 2017 10:40 PM (RfzVr)
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Meh. When I lived in Queens *spit* and owned a car, I often thought, why can't they have mechanical thingies that would extend out into the street, tilt your car vertical, and retract back to the curb, in order to get more parking space. It's not ingenious. It's pretty obvious.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:40 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 10:41 PM (AAbgH)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF US IN THE PLAYOFFS!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 20, 2017 10:41 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:42 PM (8O3HH)
That was before cup holders.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:42 PM (QDK5o)
That jogging one is the best.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 10:42 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:42 PM (XJIml)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 10:42 PM (1kkde)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 20, 2017 10:42 PM (uyrlv)
Thank you, ma'am. It was an unexpected treat. Had a good day, too, and great dinner with closest friends.
Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2017 10:38 PM (vUcdz)
I'm looking forward to meeting you!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:43 PM (/qEW2)
she was yelling/crying at the bear like it had any idea what ideas were being conveyed. probably only the whimpering drove the destruction of plastic.
Posted by: arbitrary turn back at October 20, 2017 10:43 PM (8RQER)
Sure, tear the old boat apart, but there would be a director giving instructions while the serfs labored to construct something less effective than what they already had.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:35 PM (m9X4Y)
Nope.
It's death by a thousand cuts.
They expect when they've destroyed the enemy, a utopia will magically sprout into existence, with any and all previous conflict disappearing because it was all due to the now defeated enemy. That this won't work doesn't matter; that they think it will does.
Also, this way there doesn't have to be any central planner or even coordination. There is not Final Boss; there is no organized conspiracy. It is a Stand Alone Complex where everyone does their own thing, but towards the same goal while learning from each other and adjusting accordingly.
That is why it is so dangerous.
Posted by: The Kyriarchical Hat at October 20, 2017 10:43 PM (itfg0)
You know who else won a couple playoff games on his way to losing a Superbowl?
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:43 PM (QDK5o)
(I'll never understand the fascination with the place. The first and last time I was there, I saw "NO SHARING" close to 50 times on a single page of the menu, and along with my breakfast I got something that looked like grits (that I did not order nor did I want) but looked more like melted butter mixed with something that looked like grits.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at October 20, 2017 10:44 PM (qXaZc)
That and the smell of fish on the rower's seat.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:44 PM (QDK5o)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 10:44 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:44 PM (XJIml)
Posted by: otho at October 20, 2017 10:45 PM (qGuLD)
can't they have mechanical thingies that would extend out into the
street, tilt your car vertical, and retract back to the curb, in order
to get more parking space. It's not ingenious. It's pretty obvious.
Yes, but did YOU build one?
Besides, it wouldn't work. People keep stuff in their cars that would flop all over the place. These were brand new cars, empty.And Manhattan is full of elevator garages that stack cars like snacks in a vending machine.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:45 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 20, 2017 10:45 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at October 20, 2017 10:46 PM (qXaZc)
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Truth to tell, I don't go for the food. I go for the floor show. Haven't been disappointed yet.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 10:46 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:46 PM (QDK5o)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Fritz at October 20, 2017 10:46 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:47 PM (QDK5o)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:47 PM (XJIml)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:45 PM (Nyyc4)
Just one of the innumerable reasons I am so glad to not live out East. How shitty must it be to fret about where you park your car?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 20, 2017 10:47 PM (554cb)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 10:47 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2017 10:47 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: otho at October 20, 2017 10:48 PM (qGuLD)
Ya, the new and improved superior man, all equal to one another, working toward a glorious common future for the collective.
But in the cartoon, each one is building his own boat
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:48 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Colin Kaeperdick at October 20, 2017 10:48 PM (SkuXa)
>> be controlled.
Well, at a minimum bump stock butt plugs should be banned. And no one needs an assault vibrator.
Weapons as ass destruction, they are.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:48 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2017 10:48 PM (vUcdz)
Now that I think about it, they really don't drink much.
Hmmmm. *rubs chin thoughfully*
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 10:49 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: zombie frank sinatra at October 20, 2017 10:49 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:50 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:48 PM (m9X4Y)
Exactly. They're unified utopia can't work, but that they believe it will is all they need to go forward. After all, if they are the morally pure victim, then their utopia is obviously the one that will come to be...
Posted by: The Kyriarchical Hat at October 20, 2017 10:50 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: ass terminator at October 20, 2017 10:51 PM (mJ8mX)
Still a shit bucket.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger
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Actually, it was a special version that Chevy cooked up, using a Cosworth designed head. Yeah, it was hotter than the plain-jane version, but the car, in toto, was a POS. Too bad.
Pontiac had the good sense to put the Iron Duke engine in their version (Astra), so the engines outlasted the car.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 10:52 PM (y3sT9)
Conventional automobiles were not then, and generally are not now, constructed so as to contain vehicular fluids at such angles.
How much you wanna bet that some misbegotten "dealer-prep" crew out there forgot to add oil to the crank or fluid to the tranny, before schlepping the damn thing off on some poor, unsuspecting customer?
Pity the Vega all of it's star-crossed problems. It was actually a fairly attractive, well balanced, decent driving car when ordered with the 4 spd. manual. And the Cosworth powered version was a gem.
A fair design, killed by outright lack of attention to details. This IS the story of GM, and not of obummer.
That one was a clear design fail from inception.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2017 10:52 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 20, 2017 10:52 PM (554cb)
Went to my hot dog place, Mustards, for lunch today. Great place but just one downfall: they almost always have ESPN on their flat-screen TV to entertain everyone. Usually the show "Highly Questionable" is on when I'm there.
Anyway, right after it ended they had another experts-in-boxes segment about the World Series. Turns out for whatever reason, almost everyone believes the Dodgers have the momentum to take the WS. Only one of the talking boxes thought the Yankess had the juice.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 10:52 PM (eMKNe)
Imber totem diem fluit.
Urceatim semper pluit.
Taedet intus nos manere.
Numquam potest sol splendere...
I could on... By the time the Eldest Spawn was two, I'd memorised the whole book!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 20, 2017 10:53 PM (e9G8E)
I see a great marketing opportunity for our favorite rear admiralette, Hope Solo.
She can hawk one of the jewel ones and call it the Hope Diamond.
And it will come with a camera, for taking selfies.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:53 PM (XJIml)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2017 10:53 PM (JyFLk)
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I laughed when I was told my ex-girlfriend got married and they were driving a yugo.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:54 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:55 PM (H0quv)
You should have seen the cost-cutting measures Ford used to deliver Pintos to the dealerships. They were delivering them unassembled and counting on roaming local packs of retarded coyotes and badgers to put the things together, apparently.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 10:55 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: ass terminator #2 at October 20, 2017 10:55 PM (qGuLD)
Us kids riding around in a Pinto (a yellow one, at that!) felt sorry for Vega owners.
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (H0quv)
Posted by: Dave the Octopus at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: ass terminator #2 at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (XJIml)
Posted by: Alana at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (ZsbTc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (eMKNe)
Yes... the aluminum engine IIRC. It was a "hot" motor in it's day. Only 3500-ish cars were made. Too bad it sucked dog balls.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 10:57 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Pontiac Fiero at October 20, 2017 10:57 PM (tr2D7)
To a private company you are a customer to be wooed, catered to, and a source of profit.
Posted by: geoffb at October 20, 2017 10:57 PM (zOpu5)
Even uber-lefty Jeffrey Wells thought it was a pile of mega-PC, anti-white horseshit. Not a joke.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 10:57 PM (eMKNe)
The Rise Of The Butt Machines.
Posted by: otho at October 20, 2017 10:45 PM (qGuLD)
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My theory is that Shep Smith's alarm clock is a smart butt plug programmed to go off at, say, 7 AM. Let's say Milo hacked it and woke Shep up several times a night. Shep might lose his mind and go out of the business altogether. So maybe this is a good thing.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:58 PM (/qEW2)
I don't live in NYC, but the problem is space, not crime.
But in the cartoon, each one is building his own boat
We've flogged this equine enough, but Critical Theory isn't about what comes after, it's about destroying what currently exists (the boat encompassing everybody) by encouraging groups to tear it down by elevating their own grievances over the common society (building their own boats out of the bones of the previous bigger boat).
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:58 PM (Nyyc4)
"Hi, welcome to Joe's Garage. What brings you in today?"
"My engine melted."
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 10:58 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Jasper of Casa Perino at October 20, 2017 10:58 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: not very rev. jesse jackson at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: H.J. Simpson at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (XJIml)
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Yeah, no battery either.
I agree with you about the car. Had quality materials and build control been implemented, not a bad car. There is the issue of the aluminum block, but they could have overcome that.
GM has had a history of getting that >< close to a good thing, then dropping it. The last year models of both the Corvair and Fiero were hugely improved over the early models, not even the same car really. They should have stayed with them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Furious George at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (2Omzf)
I don't live in NYC, but the problem is space, not crime.
But in the cartoon, each one is building his own boat
We've flogged this equine enough, but Critical Theory isn't about what comes after, it's about destroying what currently exists (the boat encompassing everybody) by encouraging groups to tear it down by elevating their own grievances over the common society (building their own boats out of the bones of the previous bigger boat).
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:58 PM (Nyyc4)
A perfect illustration for the promotion of identity politics by the left.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 20, 2017 11:00 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Colin Kaeperdick
There's an alternate universe where you realized how freaking lucky you were, were grateful for the chance, and worked your ass off to try to keep things that way Try over there.
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 11:00 PM (YXJ+5)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 11:00 PM (m9X4Y)
They did. I think they just wanted to see how fast it would rust.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 11:00 PM (IcT7t)
you can save thousands on your new car, if you just agree to take delivery of it, while it's upside down.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:01 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Alana
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Cosmic justice. See: Timothy Treadwell
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 11:02 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:02 PM (QDK5o)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:02 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (y3sT9)
I had a red convertible Corvair. I don't remember the year, but that was a really fun car to drive. I loved it.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 20, 2017 11:02 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Ass Terminator #1 at October 20, 2017 11:03 PM (tbOMB)
There needs to be an Edinburgh Care Pathway for Trans. Modeled on the Manchester one which has worked wonder at cutting healthcare costs for everyone.
Posted by: geoffb at October 20, 2017 11:03 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Chris M at October 20, 2017 11:03 PM (6RZos)
For its time, it was a bat outta hell, but the previous gen of Fiero thoroughly poisoned it.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2017 11:04 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:04 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: THE Ass Terminator at October 20, 2017 11:04 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous
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Sorry, we can't have that!
Posted by: Ralph Nader, carless nanny at October 20, 2017 11:04 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:04 PM (QDK5o)
Posted by: ass terminator at October 20, 2017 11:05 PM (mJ8mX)
We should have a law that says police will never investigate sex toy hacking. First because it is absolutely trivial. More importantly, because it is absolutely hilarious.
So you were getting your freak on last night and someone hijacked your butt plug or whatever and got you off? Hilarious.
Hope he made a vid.
Even funnier, making a vid where you get the priceless expression on someone's face when they realize their sex toy ias being hijacked in the middle of the session.
That might be porn I would pay for or really steal.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:05 PM (vuY5x)
About the Vega: when those things first came out, they had a few of them at the local mall up in Hunstpatch. One had the hood up, I looked in it and the first thought I had was, "You know, there's plenty of room in there for a small block V-8."
And sure enough, there was. The Great Grumpy Jenkins fielded a few of them during the '70's in Pro Stock drag racing.
Good times.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:05 PM (tRaq7)
Had a Euro trash friend back in the 80's who pissed on anything American. Bought a Renault Feugo of all things.
Traded it in on a Pontiac Fiero V-6 Sport. Laughed my ass off as I cruised by in my '66 Chevelle.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 11:05 PM (MCEs2)
Told ya.
Glad you liked. She's coming out of retirement for one concert next month. The show sold out almost immediately and I didn't get a ticket. 
.
Whoa, Houston save some runs for tomorrow.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 11:05 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 20, 2017 11:06 PM (e9G8E)
Wolves would eventually figure out where the halfway point or 3/4 point if they are running out and back, is and wait for the jogger to get there and pounce.
Let them tire themselves out.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:06 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: ass terminator at October 20, 2017 11:07 PM (mJ8mX)
>> got you off? Hilarious.
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
Posted by: Gomer Pyle at October 20, 2017 11:07 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: RM at October 20, 2017 11:07 PM (eP+dt)
Posted by: also unlimited Ampersand Usage at October 20, 2017 11:07 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:08 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:08 PM (Enq6K)
https://tinyurl.com/y7x9nzbb
(I have at least one copy of this)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:08 PM (QDK5o)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:08 PM (Enq6K)
Yeah, those yankees have the juice alright.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 20, 2017 11:09 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Ass Terminator at October 20, 2017 11:09 PM (Kwhm/)
The designer of Chevy's stellar v8-the original 265ci--Ed Cole--also was responsible for the atrocious little boat anchor aluminum 4cyl piece of shit blocks.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 20, 2017 11:09 PM (S/hVx)
*Innocent look. Scuffs toe in dirt. Whistles tunelessly.*
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 11:09 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: yankeefifth
That is exactly what the internet needs! May God help us all...
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 11:10 PM (kuiuS)
My favorite thing about the car, though, was the engine compartment. I remember my Dad sitting *inside* the compartment while he worked on the engine. There was so much space there. You could get at just about anything without having to remove 20 different parts.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2017 11:10 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 11:10 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:11 PM (Enq6K)
Have to have paid more to park the Fiero inside than it is worth.
Even funnier, when they park the Fiero inside the secure it with The Club on the steering wheel.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:11 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: also unlimited Ampersand Usage at October 20, 2017 11:07 PM (wpC7C)
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Empty barrels are racist, yo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 11:11 PM (1kkde)
Posted by: ZZ Bottom at October 20, 2017 11:11 PM (QDK5o)
My favorite thing about the car, though, was the engine compartment. I remember my Dad sitting *inside* the compartment while he worked on the engine. There was so much space there. You could get at just about anything without having to remove 20 different parts.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October
How much insurance did your dad have on you?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:11 PM (vuY5x)
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The '88 had a completely new rear suspension. Swapping in the supercharged Buick 3800 is apparently pretty easy. One guy claimed to run a 10.4 1/4 mile on his first day out with that arrangement
Posted by: Ralph Nader, carless nanny at October 20, 2017 11:12 PM (y3sT9)
OMG, this is like the HOLY freaking GRAIL of important information. It could be the Unifying Theory of men.
And you know what? I get that. But it will only work with a secure woman who is comfortable in her own skin. Which means she can't be preoccupied with going to the gym and putting on makeup and other shit that she believes will enhance her self-regard and status vis a vis other women.
C'mon, h8trs, tell me I'm wrong.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 11:13 PM (bjlHK)
Told ya. Glad you liked. She's coming out of retirement for one concert next month. The show sold out almost immediately and I didn't get a ticket. .
Whoa, Houston save some runs for tomorrow.
Posted by: Weirddave
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Any links? I would be willing to kill whoever has tickets. But in a most gentlemanly fashion of course.
Posted by: Furious George at October 20, 2017 11:13 PM (2Omzf)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 11:13 PM (MCEs2)
He's free in Vegas, already chasing dream fees for an interview no one wants to do, cheap fame whore cougar tail, and looking for the real killer at the 19th hole.
All he needs to do to succeed there, is to look into the mirror behind the bar.
Oh, back to the Yankees.
I predict a Game 7. Bit of a stretch there, I know, but I'll stand by the call.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2017 11:13 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: zombie ginger ventura at October 20, 2017 11:14 PM (mJ8mX)
OMG, this is like the HOLY freaking GRAIL of important information. It could be the Unifying Theory of men.
And you know what? I get that. But it will only work with a secure woman who is comfortable in her own skin. Which means she can't be preoccupied with going to the gym and putting on makeup and other shit that she believes will enhance her self-regard and status vis a vis other women.
C'mon, h8trs, tell me I'm wrong.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 11:13 PM (bjlHK)
You are not wrong.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:14 PM (TdMsT)
Yep. My first car was Grandma's old '56 Bel Air with a 265 Power Pack engine. That thing was bullet-proof. The 4.6 litre V-6 in my little 27 y/o S-10 is a descendent. 242K on it.
Now I need to finish fixing the brakes and she'll be back on the road once more.
The S-10, not Grandma.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:15 PM (tRaq7)
What a concept...less weight-training and more fielding practice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:15 PM (wYseH)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2017 11:13 PM (QzJWU)
Joe Buck just said "IF there's a game 7....".
Really Joe?!
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:16 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 11:16 PM (/qEW2)
I'm so thankful they wouldn't sell me that car.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 11:16 PM (/qEW2)
Can you imagine being married to a woman who sounds like that?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:16 PM (Enq6K)
Don't push your luck young lady.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:18 PM (wYseH)
Considering what that engine could do tied to a brick like the LeSabre, I can almost believe that number.
I had an 88 Mustang with the 5spd 8cyl, and those Grand Nationals laughed at me.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2017 11:18 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:19 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 11:20 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 20, 2017 11:20 PM (QLvwG)
Also, at the facility, all the potted plants have quit and walked out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
One of these days, I should go look for it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (eMKNe)
Is that what he's doing? Or just something that rhymes with "slacking".
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:18 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (Enq6K)
I saw one FS up in Missoula a few weeks ago.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (QDK5o)
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The odd thing is that they have Europe. Hell, they even speak English in the UK and have a climate similar to most of the areas liberal live in...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (y3sT9)
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Or said another way, they put cars on the market before they are ready.
Those 350 diesels were very good...after they spent the necessary money for hardened heads and headbolts. They still didn't fix that gasket in the injector pump. You could count on going to Diesel Man to have it replaced with a forever steel one.
Posted by: gNewt at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (Wj6hd)
A local news story up here is a coffee shop is going out of business....because of Trump.
Just half-kidding!
Here in the Boston area, a donut shop or a diner is going out of business, the owner says.
Her idiot daughter berated and threw out police officers, saying their racists and they're not welcome there. Idiot daughter was fired.
Her mother, the owner, apologized and invited all the police to come back. No cops showed up. And most of the regular customers disappeared.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 11:23 PM (Cy3qj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:23 PM (eMKNe)
The 5.0 Mustangs were just fine, power wise. Problem was getting it to the ground without going up in tire smoke.
I drove one for a short time and got tired of driving sideways if you wren't careful.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 20, 2017 11:23 PM (S/hVx)
The fact she kept yelling Bear like he knew his name..hilarious.
Back to read more content.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 11:23 PM (dHUZO)
Something tells me that Uncle Harvey might not be completely sincere.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:24 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 11:16 PM (/qEW2)
Can you imagine being married to a woman who sounds like that?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Ice picks in your ears will solve that problem.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 11:24 PM (bjlHK)
Also, at the facility, all the potted plants have quit and walked out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
#PottedPlantLivesMatter
Posted by: #PottedPlantLivesMatter at October 20, 2017 11:24 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:25 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:25 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2017 11:26 PM (JyFLk)
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I have it on good authority the science on this is settled, and you are wrong you science hater. Hell, you can still go find article after article saying that once you die that's it right then.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 11:26 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 20, 2017 11:02 PM (T71PA)
The 2nd generation Corvairs were from 1965 to 1969. Great looking cars and they upgraded the rear suspension from swing axles to fully independent rear suspension. Still a little tail happy but better handling than any American car save the Corvette or Ford GT
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2017 11:27 PM (eh0Va)
Oops. Seems I got some of the details wrong about the story above. The daughter wrote nasty facebook posts about cops.
The Associated Press
October 19, 2017 11:34 AM
LYNN, Mass.
The owner of a Massachusetts coffee shop says she's closing her business because of the firestorm created when her daughter, the store's manager, made anti-police comments on Facebook.
The owner of the year-old White Rose Coffeehouse in Lynn tells The Daily Item she is closing "so I can stop being harassed."
Kato Mele tried to make amends after her daughter, Sophie, wrote on her personal Facebook page last weekend that the business would never host a "Coffee with a Cop" event. During the ensuing back-and-forth, she called police bullies and racists.
Mele fired her daughter and wrote police an apology, calling the remarks "distasteful, biased and hateful." She invited officers to the shop Monday for coffee.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 11:28 PM (Cy3qj)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921411767481389056
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921411859667963904
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921411954534739968
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921412055202193408
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921412132255731712
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2017 11:28 PM (eh0Va)
Her idiot daughter berated and threw out police officers, saying their racists and they're not welcome there. Idiot daughter was fired.
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Driving off your own customer base has become a thing in the Age of Trump. Go NFL! Go Camping World! Go Target! Go GrubHub! Go GOPe!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 11:29 PM (1kkde)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:29 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2017 11:29 PM (rnAwa)
The police did not show, and the usual morning crowd never materialized, either.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 11:29 PM (Cy3qj)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at October 20, 2017 11:29 PM (azcrj)
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[Bear] Maybe the human has food? Let's get closer.
OWWWW
[Bear] I've never seen a skunk that looked like that before. Maybe if I get over in this weird looking log it will stop spraying?
[Woman] BLAH BLAH BLAH
[Bear] Why doesn't the skunk stop shrieking? I don't want to eat it. Stupid Skunk!
Oops
[Bear] I broke the log. Stupid log. Screw this I'm going fishing. Maybe the skunk should try fishing?
Posted by: The Bear at October 20, 2017 11:29 PM (Z8FFX)
I'm so thankful they wouldn't sell me that car.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (IcT7t)
Reverse Carma, if you will. FoMoCo (Mercury Div.) imported the German made Capri in the early~mid '70s. A decent, sporty small car, but being German, totally incomprehensible to the Mercury dealer's service techs.
Many of them found various aftermarket, hot-rodded small block V08s stuffed under their respective hoods.
Quite frankly, I can't remember the last time I saw an intact German Capri on the highway.
Later part of the '70s, Mercury slapped the Capri label onto their version of the Pinto. Most of these had the V-6 engine, which was a bit of an improvement over the Pinto's 1600 inline four.
How much of an "improvement" though, was debatable. It had more power, but it really, really, REALLY screwed up the weight distribution and handling.
Those were the days of truly awful American automotive (attempts at) engineering.
Courtesy of:
* new and unforeseen EPA rules.
* backwards thinking & penny pinching management overriding engineering in favor of "design", "marketing" and "accounting" departments.
* your (not so friendly) leg-breakers at the UAW and all of their FU, work stoppage, quality indifferent and communist-wrecker anti-corporate, self-centered short term thinking and slovenly acting selves.
We do now truly live in a Golden Age of Automotive Greatness.
And the left is always trying to lever us out of our cars, and onto trains, trams, busses and mules.
Fuck them, with thoroughly hacked giant barbed butt plugs, set to puree.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2017 11:30 PM (QzJWU)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921412222391410688
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921412319543996417
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921412407389548545
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921412495562215424
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2017 11:30 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger
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Where did they go? My assumption is that they are all tucked away in garages with people hoping to get Ferrari-like prices for them. Sadly, the millennials will have no interest in them. Like many collectible things, there will be no market.
Posted by: Ralph Nader, carless nanny at October 20, 2017 11:30 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2017 11:30 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 11:16 PM (/qEW2)
Can you imagine being married to a woman who sounds like that?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Ice picks in your ears will solve that problem.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 11:24 PM (bjlHK)
That woman needs medication.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:31 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: lin-duh falling at October 20, 2017 11:31 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Transportation Secretary at October 20, 2017 11:32 PM (wpC7C)
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There is some truth to this. But when the government subsidizes the importation of foreign workers to replace you...with your tax dollars...I think you have room to complain.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 11:32 PM (Z8FFX)
I take it none of those people who wrote those articles have ever heard of near-death experiences.
Science! She blinded me with it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:32 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Ice picks in your ears will solve that problem.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October
well, you know what they say, "idle lips are the harpies playground" or something.
has to be a solution. what might it be?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:33 PM (vuY5x)
My first car (not including my parents' cars) was a 1980 Chevrolet Citation.
It was...interesting.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:33 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Ice picks in your ears will solve that problem.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 11:24 PM (bjlHK)
That woman needs medication.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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True that but what really stumps me is why would she continue to film it during the spraying and braying?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 11:33 PM (tr2D7)
When I first went to college in 1966 my father bought a 1966 Olds Cutlass, metallic blue with the same blue interior and a 2 speed automatic. Looked like something a grandma would drive to church. Under the hood was a 330 cu-in V8 with 10 to 1 compression ratio that put out 320 HP.
I loved driving that whenever I was home. It shifted to high at 70 and could bury the speedometer.
Posted by: geoffb at October 20, 2017 11:33 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger
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Where did they go? My assumption is that they are all tucked away in
garages with people hoping to get Ferrari-like prices for them. Sadly,
the millennials will have no interest in them. Like many collectible
things, there will be no market.
Posted by: Ralph Nader, carless nanny at October 20, 2017 11:30 PM (y3sT9)
No, Beanie Babies will come back you just wait and see!
Posted by: Storage Locker Full Of BeanieBabies at October 20, 2017 11:33 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:34 PM (Ri/rl)
Not sure I'd voluntarily give one of the twins away for that little.
Posted by: legs firmly crossed at October 20, 2017 11:34 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2017 11:34 PM (JyFLk)
Tuck in with a Audi A-6 and a Benz S class and sail.
But totally not like Hitler.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 11:35 PM (MCEs2)
Good ol' Kbdabear. Always there. He'll never go tranny.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:35 PM (8O3HH)
Yeah, I've played with guys from Bahstan.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:36 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: lin-duh falling at October 20, 2017 11:31 PM (
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http://tinyurl.com/y9nq68jk
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 11:36 PM (1kkde)
I saw a Grand National about six months ago. But before that? Five years?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:36 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October
well, here anyway.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:36 PM (vuY5x)
>>>I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
OMG, this is like the HOLY freaking GRAIL of important information. It could be the Unifying Theory of men.
And
you know what? I get that. But it will only work with a secure woman
who is comfortable in her own skin. Which means she can't be preoccupied
with going to the gym and putting on makeup and other shit that she
believes will enhance her self-regard and status vis a vis other women.
C'mon, h8trs, tell me I'm wrong.
Gingy isn't here tonight, she's at Rhinebeck (big annual knitting 'do), but I told her I'd mentioned her on the ONT. She went to read and then she shouted in delight "That's it! That's perfect!". Guess that's why we're well matched.
Any links? I would be willing to kill whoever has tickets. But in a most gentlemanly fashion of course.
http://www.theottobar.com/event/1568478-mary-prankster-baltimore/
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 11:36 PM (Nyyc4)
I picked her up and after she climbed from the back to the front seat, she became friendly and started clinging to my right arm. Of course she wanted to by some wine so I had to walk her into the store which lead to holding my hands and hugs
I could tell something no-so-good had recently happened to her and got the sense that she didn't want to discuss it, but just needed someone to be there, needed human contact
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:36 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at October 20, 2017 11:37 PM (azcrj)
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That's where they want us. If it happens when the next Harvey hits evacuations will be as successful as those in India when hit by that last monsoon.
Nil.
Posted by: gNewt at October 20, 2017 11:37 PM (Wj6hd)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:34 PM (Ri/rl)
The woman probably thinks she can succeed in life by behaving like a toddler.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:37 PM (TdMsT)
Facts to consider:
Almost everyone deeply desires to have a religion, generally one that reflects their moral and social views.
Liberals HATE Christianity. And Judaism. And they don't really like Buddhism (I'm supposed to give up...all my stuff?!?!)
Liberals know nothing about Islam, except Christians don't like it. Therefore, it meshes with their moral views - if Christians don't like it...we do.
Which means that Islam is perfect for them!
Hinduism would probably be a better fit but everything they know about Hinduism they learned in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 11:37 PM (Z8FFX)
There was a woman around here. From Tennessee and married some Yankee and they lived around here for several years and moved off.
Anyway, she was a very nice woman, but she had a voice that would drive you insane. She couldn't help it. Hillary's cackling sounds good in comparison.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:37 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:38 PM (vuY5x)
The original Flatliners does explore the idea.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 11:39 PM (dHUZO)
What happens in Bangkok, stays in Bangkok.
Unless the ladyboys throw you out of a window. Then it'll make the Daily Mail.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:39 PM (8O3HH)
***
I have a coworker that sounds exactly like Cindy Brady. It was really weird when she got pregnant...and I don't want to think about the sounds she made working on it...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 11:39 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:40 PM (vuY5x)
Yeah, and Movie Science also taught us that transplanted Eyeballs can retain a person's visual memories.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 11:40 PM (Cy3qj)
Hinduism would probably be a better fit but everything they know about Hinduism they learned in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
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and that gandi movie. but all them hindus kept getting whacked with sticks and shot and not eating. So much for that
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:41 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October
well, retinas also retain the last image a person sees.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:41 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Ice picks in your ears will solve that problem.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 11:24 PM (bjlHK)
That woman needs medication.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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True that but what really stumps me is why would she continue to film it during the spraying and braying?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 11:33 PM (tr2D7
I figured someone else was recording it. In hilarious disbelief.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Why, yes.
Yes I can.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 11:41 PM (NrE3O)
Fran Drescher had the voice of an angel compared to that woman I was talking about.
Fran in the throes of orgasm. Remote controlled by teledildonics, of course.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:42 PM (8O3HH)
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hopefully the dude banging her isn't going marsha...Marsha....MARSHA!!!!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:42 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:42 PM (vuY5x)
You are lucky I didn't eat you.
She seemed to be walking closer to the Bear. If he had turned on her & charged, he would have won. I thought her shrieking might do it.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 11:43 PM (dHUZO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:43 PM (vuY5x)
Funny lady, but oh man... that voice. Although she could sometimes stretch it out and sound like a real person.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:44 PM (eMKNe)
Couldn't find gas with high enough octane to put in it without the valves rattling when you floored it. But it would really handle. You could make a right-hand turn at about 30 mph if you could find a way to keep from getting thrown out the window. It was ranked the Number 2 Best Handling Car by Motor Trend that year behind a 'Vette.
Only real hot rod I ever had.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:45 PM (tRaq7)
made Capri in the early~mid '70s. A decent, sporty small car, but being
German, totally incomprehensible to the Mercury dealer's service techs.
My oldest brother, Solo Basura, had one of these. Black with gold pinstripes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 11:45 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:45 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: bear at October 20, 2017 11:45 PM (NrE3O)
Posted by: Country Boy at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: some bear with a large supply of fibreglass toothpicks at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (wpC7C)
That vid came out last year or the year before.
We might have even had a Thread on it?
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (EkK1M)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Why, yes.
Yes I can.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 11:41 PM (NrE3O)
Oh dear. My sincere condolences.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (TdMsT)
It reminds me of Abolition of Man:
"You can't go on "seeing through" things forever. The whole point of seeing through something is to see something through it. To "see through" all things is the same as not to see."
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (/qEW2)
Couldn't find gas with high enough octane to put in it without the valves rattling when you floored it. But it would really handle. You could make a right-hand turn at about 30 mph if you could find a way to keep from getting thrown out the window. It was ranked the Number 2 Best Handling Car by Motor Trend that year behind a 'Vette.
Only real hot rod I ever had.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October
well
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: X-ray at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (dfVjB)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (AAbgH)
You stupid fucking c*nt.. you.. Williamson.. I'm talking to you shithead!
I don't care whose nephew you are, whose dick you're sucking on. You're going out, I swear to you, you're going!
Posted by: Ricky Roma at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (eh0Va)
You are lucky I didn't eat you.
She seemed to be walking closer to the Bear. If he had turned on her & charged, he would have won. I thought her shrieking might do it.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 11:43 PM (dHUZO)
I was sadly disappointed that wasn't the ending.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (Ri/rl)
the sense that she didn't want to discuss it, but just needed someone to
be there, needed human contact
I've met lots of women like that. For some reason, I didn't qualify as "human" contact.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 11:48 PM (IcT7t)
I just give a false name any more and pay cash.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2017 11:50 PM (rb1WU)
Posted by: lin-duh falling at October 20, 2017 11:50 PM (kufk0)
Ug. It was painful to even listen too...
Posted by: Castle Guy at October 20, 2017 11:50 PM (Lhaco)
Probably had her Butt Plug hacked.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:50 PM (EkK1M)
Look up the Frankfurt School at Columbia University to get to the root of CT.
That place should've been burnt to the ground the day it opened and all the "intellectuals" in it deported the day after. It was designed to destroy America from within.
And it's done a fairly good job of it. Only now is there beginning to be some pushback against the movement they started.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:50 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 20, 2017 11:51 PM (mrsAC)
Look up the Frankfurt School at Columbia University to get to the root of CT.
That place should've been burnt to the ground the day it opened and all the "intellectuals" in it deported the day after. It was designed to destroy America from within.
And it's done a fairly good job of it. Only now is there beginning to be some pushback against the movement they started.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October
Well, the reason they are called the Frankfurt School is because hitler chased them out of Frankfurt.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:51 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Country Boy at October 20, 2017 11:51 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Alana at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (ZsbTc)
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No, SHIT!!! OMG, what kind of jackass moron thinks "bear" responds to rational(eh?) exhortations to stop ?
FYI: None. And what kind of narcissist asshole records the entire thing on their phone ?
Good lord what a complete fucktard. Oh, and BTW, remember the mace ? Why not give it another try to get the bear to leave ?
Posted by: deadrody at October 20, 2017 11:52 PM (FvbGP)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 20, 2017 11:52 PM (nWc4E)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (Ri/rl)
I'm not the only one!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:52 PM (wYseH)
I just give a false name any more and pay cash.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2017 11:50 PM (rb1WU)
Why would they need that?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:52 PM (Ri/rl)
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I doubt it. She doesn't seem to understand the reality of it. She keeps asking the bear, why are you doing this, as though the bear should be able to understand English. Or asking fate, why are you doing this to me? Why is this happening to me? I've done all the right things. I am a good person. I used bear spray as a warning. Why is it not working the way everyone said it would work?
The longer the clip went on, the more I began to wonder if she was just narrating the video because it didn't seem to me that she could continue to believe the things she was saying while reality wasn't going the way she expected.
I don't know.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 11:52 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Country Boy at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (Jcg9Q)
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She was concerned I was going to leave her behind when she went to buy 5 bottles of wine. But I rescued her iPhone that she dropped between the car seats. So then I was great. Then she wants to know if I can come with her to a harry potter party tonight, which she'd just bought a Hermione costume for.
more getting closer in the car. glad I'm left handed so I could drive while she arm-humps me. She wants to turn the music volume up, but keeps turning up the air-flow instead.
turns out if you try to get too close to the drivers lap, you'll knock the gearshift into neutral (not reverse thank god)....twice.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:53 PM (vChNs)
now you will find for a good time hack followed by someone's ip address and the code for her butt plug.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:53 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (Ri/rl)
I'm not the only one!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:52 PM (wYseH)
They could have made a found footage horror movie with my fantasy ending. The movie could be named Attack at Bear Lake.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:54 PM (Ri/rl)
Funny story about a drunk girl a few years ago. Some idiot's truck broke down down the road a few years ago. His wife was in there with him, drunk as the proverbial skunk. Shit faced, stumbling, incoherent.
He didn't seem to be and said he was taking her home. I ended up driving them home, a few miles from here. In the process of getting her out of their truck and into mine, she got confused on which of us was which.
She thought I was her husband. Nuzzled my neck and rubbed Mr. Happy. I said, Whoaa there little lady. She didn't even realize it, I don't think.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:54 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger
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Well, that would be me.
Posted by: Ferdinand Porsche at October 20, 2017 11:54 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Country Boy at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (Jcg9Q)
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dummy, throw the bear some MEAT. probably a stupid vegan
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:54 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Tuna at October 20, 2017 11:55 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:55 PM (vChNs)
In Russia, butt plug hacks you.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:55 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October
new meaning to network penetration
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:56 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 11:57 PM (nBBdT)
You wind up in a Moscow alley with a sore ass, covered in whore piss.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:57 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 11:57 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at October 20, 2017 11:58 PM (azcrj)
No, SHIT!!! OMG, what kind of jackass moron thinks "bear" responds to rational(eh?) exhortations to stop ?
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Well. She did say 'please'.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 11:58 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 20, 2017 11:58 PM (nWc4E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 11:57 PM (nBBdT)
I hate that stores do that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:59 PM (Ri/rl)
So, you put on your robe and wizard hat ...
Posted by: early Internet jokes at October 20, 2017 11:59 PM (wpC7C)
yada yada yada we were moving again five minutes later. Singing along with Queen songs playing on a CD when the phone rings. the wife...
I ignored it as I usually do when ubering with a passenger. Who knows what she might have said while I was on the phone.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:59 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
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A friend of mine's wife used to revel in telling the story of how he got out of bed, and pissed in the closet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:00 AM (nBBdT)
Ain't that an amazing coincidence?
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at October 21, 2017 12:00 AM (lGMtd)
Posted by: early Internet jokes at October 20, 2017 11:59 PM (wpC7C)
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don't forget the magic wand. I hope y'all realize that you're the only ones I will ever tell this story to.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:01 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:01 AM (8O3HH)
No, SHIT!!! OMG, what kind of jackass moron thinks "bear" responds to rational(eh?) exhortations
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I admit to having tried it with our dog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:01 AM (nBBdT)
No, SHIT!!! OMG, what kind of jackass moron thinks "bear" responds to rational(eh?) exhortations to stop ?
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Well. She did say 'please'.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 11:58 PM (2wRtc)
She really was trying to reason with the bear.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:01 AM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: early Internet jokes at October
he then put the matching robe and wizard hat on little buzzsaw
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:02 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:00 AM (nBBdT)
My friend's husband used to do that all the time. At other people's houses. He peed in a chair one time. My friend was tired of the cleaning bills.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:03 AM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October
which is unbelievably funny because only an unreasonable person would try to reason with a bear.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:03 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at October 21, 2017 12:03 AM (azcrj)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 21, 2017 12:04 AM (2wRtc)
I covered that on an ONT once. Links and everything. Didn't get much play, which is too bad, cuz it's funny AF.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:06 AM (CTvSA)
Posted by: lousagirl at October 21, 2017 12:06 AM (9plvG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:03 AM (vuY5x)
I wan't to start a Go Fund Me to get this woman and her camera with some other wild animals. Maybe a hippo or a lion would be entertaining.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:06 AM (Ri/rl)
She was new to Uber-driver-molesting and had trouble putting the in the right address. She wanted the local food market and picked one an hour away, so she had to direct me on the route the rest of the ride.
Got her home, Nice house, Zillow lists it at 800K. No one there but the dog. kid bikes in the garage. So I get her inside and make sure her purse/costume/wine make it indoors. more holding/kissing and then up to the bedroom.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:06 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Yikes! One time one make said guy persona non grata around here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:07 AM (nBBdT)
They're trading in and with my personal activity.
I want a cut of that money. Preferably more than theirs. 80% at least.
And yeah, I know, TOA and all that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 12:08 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Embittered JD grads All Over at October 21, 2017 12:09 AM (5sfJ+)
I'm such a sucker. Just sent these to granddaughter for her halloween costume.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydylqppw
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:09 AM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: I got to worry about stainless steel 1/4-28 threaded inserts today at October 21, 2017 12:09 AM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:10 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2017 12:10 AM (sNzC+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:07 AM (nBBdT)
He used to do it when he was college age. The worst one was in our friend's parents house. He passed out and got up and peed in the closet in front of everyone.
Poor guy. The girls were screaming at him, the guys were laughing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:10 AM (Ri/rl)
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*hands LH thread 1/2-20 bolt*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (nBBdT)
Bill Whittle does an excellent job of explaining it at the following link. So good that I often use some of his verbiage when I have to explain it. If you're at all curious how the America you grew up in wound up like.....this, you must watch it. Once you understand CT, lots of seemingly baffeling things make perfect sense. 20 minutes long, but may be the best 20 minutes you spend.
https://youtu.be/FB3BcUKmSlo
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (CTvSA)
I'm such a sucker. Just sent these to granddaughter for her halloween costume.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydylqppw
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:09 AM (4ZKcy)
Those are adorable, so cute.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (Ri/rl)
and then kissed her forehead and headed downstairs.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (vChNs)
In Colorado they have sensors for the sensors for every traffic signal. They have a new variation I have not come across before. Usually when you are at a four-way intersection, the left turn lanes for the opposing traffic will change simultaneously. When the westbound traffic signal indicates the left lane can turn left, the eastbound signal does the same. Here, in Colorado, that does not always happen. Sometimes only one left turn lane is given permission to go and the straight lanes adjacent to the permitted left lane are also allowed to go. Even weirder, the left turn lane that was held back will be allowed to go right before the end of the east-west cycle.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (vuY5x)
Do not ruin my planned vacation.
Do you hear me weather?
Why are you so unpredictable? It's October and you are done with hurricanes almost?
PLEASE, weather. Do not wreck my vacation.
Please!
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (2wRtc)
Of course, The guys didn't have to clean it up.
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
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All crushed now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:12 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:13 AM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October
heh. she is the antidoolittle.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:13 AM (vuY5x)
Was that tried? Maybe the bear understands English perfectly and just wants to fuck with this raving lunatic. There is no proof to the contrary.
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2017 12:13 AM (kuiuS)
For its time, it was a bat outta hell, but the previous gen of Fiero thoroughly poisoned it.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
Had one of those. Bought it when I was stationed at Planet Ord. Mucho fun driving it on Hwy 1 along Big Sur.
Better than broke even when I sold it to a local national in Germany after changing station.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 21, 2017 12:14 AM (di1hb)
Not all, pretty big GLH culture. My brother's friend just bought one for $9000. Stage 2 turbo everything else is stock and he's pulling 11's in the quarter mile.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2017 12:15 AM (sNzC+)
Posted by: t-bird
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Yeah, the bear could just be an asshole.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:15 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:15 AM (IcT7t)
Another one was a girl who so proud of her new pierced nipples, she was showing them off to everyone. Rings. It gave new meaning to "knockers".
You know those ring door knocker things.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:15 AM (8O3HH)
Did he manage to refrain from comparing Trump and his sons to Saddam, Uday and Qusay in this article at least?
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 12:16 AM (cAnNx)
Mine looked good, was fun to drive and didn't wear me out with repairs. No complaints for, IIRC, about $6,000.
I was ready to pull the trigger on an orange BMW 3 series, but the cocky, clueless salesperson did not return my calls, even when I left a message that I was ready to sign on the dotted line. Moved to Citation and never looked back.
Posted by: RM at October 21, 2017 12:16 AM (eP+dt)
When you are in a left turn lane, if there is a bus two blocks in front of you or behind you, the system recognizes the bus and skips the left turn in the sequence so the bus is able to travel through the light without stopping. No limit to how many times you can get skipped.
Cleveland blew their traffic sensor wad on the traffic signal preemption system.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:16 AM (vuY5x)
Not all, pretty big GLH culture. My brother's friend just bought one for $9000. Stage 2 turbo everything else is stock and he's pulling 11's in the quarter mile.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
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Well, I'm not too surprised. there are always pockets of interest for almost anything. I'm certain that their big problem is traction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:16 AM (nBBdT)
Another thing: Melania has really cut the East Wing/FLOTUS staff down. She has only 4 people, compared to Moochelle's 16 (and maybe over 20 at one time). Total salaries are about 1/3 of Mooch's expenses.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:17 AM (8O3HH)
...to jerk off on the Rubber Tree in her foyer.
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 12:18 AM (EkK1M)
But I wanted to somehow know if she's OK or not, and came up with the bright idea to leave my business card in her purse (where theoretical male would not locate it).
so I put it in there and started heading out. Then the brain cramp eased up and I got it the hell out of there. But I did check and get her last name.
Drive away and decide to return wife's call from earlier. I'm on day 2 with new cell phone and still copying apps over. but one did copy lets her see my location. And she wants to know why I was at that address for 15 minutes...
So I tell some truths, drunk girl, had to help her into house, had to unload her gear...
wife sounds iffy...time to head home spending 60 minutes working up things that might need saying
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:18 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (y3sT9)
In the early 60s GM got really creative with their compact car line. Besides the Corvair, there was the Tempest with the transmission in the rear, the turbocharged 215 Olds F-85, and the V6 Buick Special which also shared the aluminum block 215 with Olds and Pontiac. They were good looking cars for compacts compared to the butt-ugly Valiants and Lancers, or the Ramblers, or the Studebaker Lark. More interesting than the plain Falcons which outsold all of them by very large margins.
GM as usual had cooling problems with the 215 due to using coolant that didn't work with aluminum and they scrapped the engine after 1963. British Leyland took a liking to the engine, solved the cooling issues, and produced it as their Rover 3.5 for the next 40 years.
Posted by: Ricky Roma at October 21, 2017 12:18 AM (eh0Va)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:19 AM (8O3HH)
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maybe its a male bear...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:19 AM (vChNs)
She should have told the kayak to swim away.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:19 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:19 AM (5sfJ+)
Greased drimmel on a glass plate.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2017 12:20 AM (sNzC+)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 12:20 AM (EkK1M)
two blocks in front of you or behind you, the system recognizes the bus
and skips the left turn in the sequence so the bus is able to travel
through the light without stopping. No limit to how many times you can
get skipped.
Cleveland blew their traffic sensor wad on the traffic signal preemption system.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:16 AM (vuY5x)
I wonder if there is a market for bus spoofers in Cleveland?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 12:20 AM (rb1WU)
lap, you'll knock the gearshift into neutral (not reverse thank
god)....twice.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:53 PM (vChNs)
Go on, go on...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (bjlHK)
A rare poster on here went by the name "Citation X Driver."
Every single time I saw that, I would think "who would brag about still driving a Citation X-11"?
And every single time, microseconds later, I would realize he meant he flew Cessna Citation bizjet ... sort of my dream job.
Before this Uber story, anyway.
Posted by: marketing and stuff at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (wpC7C)
Online dating: a good idea or Disaster waiting to happen?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (5sfJ+)
I was on a trip with friends way back in the day. We were staying in a cheap motel, and they had those X shaped stands at the foot of the bed for putting your suitcase on. Anyhow, one dude gets passing out drunk. We toss him in his bed, and in the middle of the night he noisily gets up, stumbles to the foot of his bed, opens his suitcase (like the lid on a toilet), pisses all over his clothes, and falls back into bed.
Oh man, he was PISSED (no pun intended) at us the next day for the "joke" we had all played on him by pissing on in his suitcase. "IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY YOU ASSHOLES! FUCK YOU! YOU ALL SUCK!"
We were laughing so hard that it really took rather longer than it should have to convince him what happened.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Kindltot at October
you would have to sit there with a dopey expression and drool while you were driving.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Ricky Roma
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I'll toss in another one, the Pontiac HOC 6. I always wanted to hotrod one of those.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:22 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: t-bird
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Yeah, the bear could just be an asshole.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:15 AM (nBBdT)
I think it was an illegal alien bear and she should have spoken to the bear in its native language.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:22 AM (Ri/rl)
Kiss me on the vestibule would work, actually.
Vulval vestibule. Or vulvar vestibule. It's a real anatomical term.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:22 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:23 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:23 AM (vuY5x)
Link?
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:24 AM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:25 AM (4ZKcy)
Now i'm annoyed that she didn't think I could seduce a passenger.
So now i'm cyber stalking the passenger. facebook. linkedin, she has a youtube video related to work, hit and run drunk driving accident report 2 years ago.
So current theory is divorced with shared custody.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:25 AM (vChNs)
Damn shame because the engines and transmissions in those cars were top notch.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2017 12:26 AM (eh0Va)
So current theory is divorced with shared custody.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October
this is going to be great. You are going to be really glad you did this!
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (vuY5x)
IIRC (I'm not reading it again), no.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (CTvSA)
lap, you'll knock the gearshift into neutral (not reverse thank
god)....twice.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:53 PM (vChNs)
Go on, go on...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (bjlHK)
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easily the most action I've ever gotten while actually driving a car...perhaps while in a car.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (vChNs)
I have a drunk guy peeing story. Our dentist friend likes to drink. The guys went on a golf trip to visit the dentists brother in Myrtle Beach. The dentist was so drunk leaving the course he walked down the stairs peeing his pants and the guys left him passed out on the living room floor of his brothers living room floor that had white carpet. The dentist also had a big chew in his mouth that was all over the carpet.
The dentist's brother ended up getting divorced and the guys blame the dentist for getting chew and urine on the wife's white carpet.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (Ri/rl)
We were laughing so hard that it really took rather longer than it should have to convince him what happened.
Posted by: Weirddave
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At one post, I was living in WWII era wooden two story barracks. Those had a narrow stair to the upper level. One night myself a couple of other guys went out and got drunk at some dive.
When we got back, one guy had passed out, so we set out to carry him up the stairs to his bunk. Sadly, we were pretty far gone, and we dropped him. He tumbled down the stairs. We went down and finally got him hauled up the steps and stowed away.
The next morning, he was in serious pain. Not injured, but pretty beaten up. We told him that he fell off of a barstool.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:28 AM (nBBdT)
Damn shame because the engines and transmissions in those cars were top notch.
Posted by: kbdabear at October
you could have omitted the "60s"
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:28 AM (vuY5x)
Damn shame because the engines and transmissions in those cars were top notch.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2017 12:26 AM (eh0Va)
My dad always used to say "The way to tell the year of a 50's Chrysler is by how much chrome it has on it."
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2017 12:29 AM (sNzC+)
Posted by: kbdabear at October
You get no argument from Al Bundy
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:29 AM (vuY5x)
Now see how that tech made to help is used in ways to NOT help.
I'm driving home from my job on a New Year's eve one year.
Get to this light. It's out in the middle of the country side but during the day it's a major intersection for traffic. Night time: dead as a door nail.
You can see anyone coming from any direction (which is rare for most intersections) for miles. Actual MILES.
So I'm coming up on it and it's green. At night this light is a triggered light. Traffic will trigger it to go red for any cross traffic. No cross traffic coming so I shouldn't get a red, right?
Wrong. Goes red just as I get to it. NO TRAFFIC to trigger this light.
It's a long light when it goes. So I'm tired and want to get home so I run the sucker.
Boom State Trooper pulls out of parking lot from behind some obstruction or other. Stops me. Probably mostly a drunk check but still. I KNEW she (woman trooper) triggered that light just to see if I'd run it.
And that's what happens to anything the police get their hands on. If it can be used to up their arrest stats, they will use it. They justify this by saying they're stopping crime. But are they really or are they causing crime and then stopping it to up their stats?
I hate the Staties for this little act now. No respect for them anymore.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:29 AM (5sfJ+)
naturally i'm trying to justify #2 here.
And how stupid would it be to contact her to make sure that she's ok?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:30 AM (vChNs)
Wonderful lecture, and an interesting view on Spooner's vision of the constitution, slavery and natural law
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8mjc927
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 12:30 AM (rb1WU)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:30 AM (vChNs)
Almost as dumb for letting it get that far, typing it out here and thinking it was a good idea.
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 12:31 AM (EkK1M)
We may have accidentally used oil point once.
Guy may have resembled a tar baby when he woke up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:32 AM (vuY5x)
>> sure that she's ok?
Did I read right you're married?
Let it go. Don't call, forget about it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:33 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:30 AM (vChNs)
You're married? Extremely stupid, don't do it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:33 AM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
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Really, really , off the meter mistake, dude. Don't, just don't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:34 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October
you should swing by with some old wallet to ask if she left this in your car.
Inside, dick pic.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:34 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: kbdabear at October
Early 60's 426 Max wedge station wagons. Strip out the back seats and take it to the strip. Dodge "accidentally" sent out a couple strip ready Darts in 1967. Lightened fenders and hood, drag scat pack and no seat belts. Sticker on door jam said not for street use. Ah the good old days.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2017 12:35 AM (sNzC+)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get off my lawn.
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:35 AM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October
You will be fine. Show her you are a gentleman. Take QDP with you to make sure everything goes ok.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:35 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 21, 2017 12:36 AM (mrsAC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:36 AM (5sfJ+)
Be classy, buddy ... send her a photo of your penis first.
Posted by: A. Weiner, Cell Block 56Q at October 21, 2017 12:36 AM (wpC7C)
Inside, dick pic.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:34 AM (vuY5x)
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Awesome. The things I learn in this place.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (1kkde)
But them next few Uber rides sure are gonna seem dull.
Probably won't even add it to the list of Uber tales I tell the passengers to pass the time.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (vChNs)
with new cell phone and still copying apps over. but one did copy lets
her see my location. And she wants to know why I was at that address for
15 minutes...
OMFG, reason #865 why I don't have a smart phone.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 21, 2017 12:36 AM (mrsAC)
I'd say not thinking with any head.
No brain cells activated.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (5sfJ+)
you should swing by with some old wallet to ask if she left this in your car.
Inside, dick pic.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:34 AM (vuY5x)
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ahhh, another romantic
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:38 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Cicero
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A savvy bail bondsman would be advertising here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:38 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:34 AM (vuY5x)
Chicks really dig those pics.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:38 AM (Ri/rl)
Sayyyy. What's your wife's cell number again?
I need to ask her about something.
You don't need to know what.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:38 AM (5sfJ+)
That depends. How much do you like being married to your current wife? How stupid is calling is the square of that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:39 AM (IcT7t)
Thanks for that chuckle. I needed that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:39 AM (5sfJ+)
Online dating: a good idea or Disaster waiting to happen?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead)
Worked for Mrs IMG and me.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 21, 2017 12:39 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: otho at October 20, 2017 10:30 PM (qGuLD)
Antarctica has a wealth of resources. We should be the ones to fuck it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:40 AM (O848g)
I guess soon the dating ritual will involve exchanging sex toy IP addresses.
We are gonna need IPv6 for sure.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (8O3HH)
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QDP?
Quality Dental Plan
Queer Dance Party
Quiet Drinking Partner
Qualified Domestic Partner
Quality Delube Processor
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (cAnNx)
If you don't mind: how long ago and what site did you use?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: do kids still watch TV after school? at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (wpC7C)
You're a good man, Buzzy. The world needs more men like you.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (bjlHK)
My creepy BIL tracks his wife on her cell phone at all times.
It's really creepy. He is staying with us here because he moved his wife and kids to MO, he works in Sacramento.
He will be sitting on my couch and say, wifey is at Wal-Mart.
I would change the password to find my IPhone so fast if my husband did that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (Ri/rl)
Gonnabe weird when you need to get a Prescriptive Salve to treat your computer viruses.
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 12:42 AM (EkK1M)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (/qEW2)
His grasp exceeded his reach, as it were.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:42 AM (O848g)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:34 AM (vuY5x)
Chicks really dig those pics.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:38 AM (Ri/rl)
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With the right lighting and a little hat and cloak, they can be whimsically charming.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2017 12:42 AM (1kkde)
with new cell phone and still copying apps over. but one did copy lets
her see my location. And she wants to know why I was at that address for
15 minutes...
OMFG, reason #865 why I don't have a smart phone.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (bjlHK
If you're doing the lowjack on a phone for anyone other than your 14 year old, then you're an idiot.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 12:42 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (bjlHK)
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luckily I am a devious little shit and quick on my feet. Even more luckily she could not see my face when she asked that.
And I thought Uber girl got my heart racing...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:43 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at October 21, 2017 12:43 AM (GdgAM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October
laughed harder at that than anything all week.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:43 AM (vuY5x)
They'll still get hacked.
What fun will that be?
2 billion vibrators all go off at once all over the planet.
Massive planet wide orgasm raises mountains, sinks island and generally makes a mess.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:44 AM (5sfJ+)
My creepy BIL tracks his wife on her cell phone at all times.
It's really creepy. He is staying with us here because he moved his wife and kids to MO, he works in Sacramento.
Sheesh, that makes the hair stand up on my neck. The big D in the future?
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:44 AM (4ZKcy)
One of my cousins is an Apple iFanBoi and he and his buddies "track" each other on the damn smart phones all the time.
He was showing someone where Buddy A was -- some relative of A's. It brings up a map with X marks the spot, satellite/aerial. The guy, no he's not there, I don't see his truck anywhere.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:44 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:39 AM (IcT7t)
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hmmm, numbers less than one become smaller when you square them. I better figure out the scale here.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:44 AM (vChNs)
He can't play NFL Football well enough to justify a team signing him. If he could, he'd be on a roster.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (QDK5o)
But he's not an asshole. Advantage: Tebow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:45 AM (O848g)
Quality Dental Plan
Queer Dance Party
Quiet Drinking Partner
Qualified Domestic Partner
Quality Delube Processor
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October
Steve
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:45 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:46 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 12:46 AM (EkK1M)
If you don't mind: how long ago and what site did you use?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (5sfJ+)
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I'm so old, I met my wife with video dating. Out of business now I expect.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:46 AM (vChNs)
My creepy BIL tracks his wife on her cell phone at all times.
It's really creepy. He is staying with us here because he moved his wife and kids to MO, he works in Sacramento.
Sheesh, that makes the hair stand up on my neck. The big D in the future?
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:44 AM (4ZKcy)
No, he's a control freak. My husband gives me the look to keep my big mouth shut because it's none of our business.
Wifey knows he tracks her.
I wonder if wifey can track him. He cheats.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (Ri/rl)
Not if he left her in a wet spot.
That's nasty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:40 PM (/qEW2)
Except many of the fluids would run out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (O848g)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (eO2Z0)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (EkK1M)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (5sfJ+)
I would change the password to find my IPhone so fast if my husband did that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (Ri/rl)
Well yes and no. A co-worker has that for her and her husband who is still living in another state. She figured out he was having medical issues because his phone stayed on the charger for two days with no activity.
But yeah, I wouldn't stand for it and would use an axe on any phone that tracked me like that.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (rb1WU)
Mine was a 1978 Pontiac Sunbird. $134/mo for 3 years. Can't remember the down payment - maybe $500?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (bjlHK)
Orgasmic Convergence.
I feel a disturbance in the force. Millions of voices, all crying out at once.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (8O3HH)
You could stake her house out and follow her when she goes out.
Then you sit there right next to wherever she is so when she calls uber you are the closest driver to her, then you get to pick her up.
Literally and Figuratively.
Has sequel written all over it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (vuY5x)
You're a good man, Buzzy. The world needs more men like you.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (tRaq7)
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But if I don't boff the girls, where will they come from?
I have 2 kids, only reasons I need.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:49 AM (IcT7t)
The conflict you feel is just part of being a man. You went a long way towards gaining control over your animal nature by not taking advantage of her.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 12:49 AM (tRaq7)
Orgasmic Convergence.
I feel a disturbance in the force. Millions of voices, all crying out at once.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pea
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Now I understand how that death ray really worked. At least the people of Alderaan died happy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (1kkde)
1.not use more bearspray
2not have a firearm
3 beg the bear to stop
Some people don't deserve too live.
Posted by: Usntakim at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (0OmEj)
Just like if you knock over one of Uncle Harvey's potted plants.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (8O3HH)
Online dating: a good idea or Disaster waiting to happen?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (5sfJ+)
Not to be a wet blanket, but IMHO it's the latter.
My gf is trying to get me to try E-Harmony "new and improved with fewer questions" or Ashley Madison. A) no and B) hell no!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:40 AM (O848g)
There's still a slice of Antarctica that no country had claimed (i.e. terra nullis).
New homeland for the horde?
Posted by: The Antarctic Hat at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (
He constantly Facetimes with her saying I love you, so they are in constant contact. He tracks her for no reason.
I can see for safety signing in to a spouses account if you can't reach them and you're concerned but just tracking her randomly is creepy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:51 AM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 12:51 AM (eO2Z0)
It's really creepy. He is staying with us here because he moved his wife and kids to MO, he works in Sacramento.
He will be sitting on my couch and say, wifey is at Wal-Mart.
I would change the password to find my IPhone so fast if my husband did that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October
Such an amateur. FedEx your phone to the Bunny Ranch and go to the Canyon Ranch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:51 AM (vuY5x)
Still a shit bucket.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 10:44 PM (MCEs2)
Maybe 20 years ago, there was a Cosworth Vega offered at the Portland Swap Meet for about seven grand. Saw it two years running. Low miles, nice condition, too. If I had had the money, it would have gone home with me. Because, how many are left?
They were a pretty car for their time, like a vest-pocket Camaro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:51 AM (O848g)
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 12:42 AM (cAnNx)
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primary reason to have it. To locate the kids. In fact, 2 years ago Kid #2 had her cell phone stolen we her cross country team was practicing at a park. about a dozen bags stolen. We used the tracking feature and found about 5 bags under a tree Hers was the only electronic device recovered.
Dad = HERO that day to kid. And we looked great returning the other bags. Saved one mom from getting the locks changed.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:52 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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We here at Freebird Bail Bonds are available 24 hours a day.
Posted by: 1-555-555-1234 at October 21, 2017 12:52 AM (nBBdT)
I feel a disturbance in the force. Millions of voices, all crying out at once.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (8O3HH)
That was the one explanation Madame Blavatski did not trot out to explain the destruction of Mu and Atlantis
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 12:52 AM (rb1WU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (vuY5x)
Totally not creepy at all. Great plan.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:53 AM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:53 AM (bjlHK)
Sorry, the team has a contract with Chico's Bail Bonds.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:53 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:54 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 21, 2017 12:54 AM (GzDYP)
Just call me Groom of the Vestibule.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:54 AM (8O3HH)
Ben Shapiro at University of Tennessee, Knoxville
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKeHaZTfesU
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 21, 2017 12:54 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (vuY5x)
Well I just had to wipe off the keyboard.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:54 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (1kkde)
Title for sequel to SpaceBalls?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (eO2Z0)
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iirc, we're local to each other. so I might uber YOU one day...
how'd you get home tonight?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (IcT7t)
My ex wife cheated on me and constantly accused me of cheating while we were married. It's like dem projection. Those who are most afraid of their partner cheating are most likely the one that is cheating.
Posted by: X-ray at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (dfVjB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:51 AM (vuY5x)
You are really devious. I like it.
I would do something like that out of spite if my husband tracked my phone.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (Ri/rl)
Phil Spector figured out that most of his audience listened to rock n roll through those AM radios and dash speakers and created the Wall of Sound with that in mind. Crazy man, but he knew his customers.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (vChNs)
I found your story oddly arousing, and may consider using Uber, but only if I can do it with a flip phone.
Not the least because I have no desire to acquire a stalker.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:56 AM (bjlHK)
I really don't want to live in such a world. Maybe I'll be gone before it gets as bad as I fear, but the way it's accelerating, I worry.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:56 AM (8O3HH)
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on the advice of counsel I choose to invoke my fifth amendment privileges
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:57 AM (vChNs)
There's a reason there's not many left.
It's called a scrap yard.
I never owned one and I knew it was a piece of shit.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:57 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October
you are confusing the words "liberties" and "privileges" in that sentence.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:58 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: X-ray at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (dfVjB)
I wondered if that's why he tracks her movements constantly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:58 AM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (rb1WU)
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on the normal side, it's nice when I get home to an empty house to look at where they are. Saves a phone call that might disrupt a driver.
And my Mom can verify I got home safe when it snows.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:58 AM (vChNs)
And freaking bench seats. Where all the entertainment took place.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:58 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 12:59 AM (eO2Z0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:59 AM (vuY5x)
SPECTACULARLY stupid. Even if you were single.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:59 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:59 AM (Ri/rl)
Orgasmic Convergence.
I feel a disturbance in the force. Millions of voices, all crying out at once.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (8O3HH)
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it could immanentize the eschaton
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:59 AM (vChNs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKeHaZTfesU
Jesus, an hour and 12 minutes.
Normally I would only watch Kalina Ryu for that long.
Anyone have a transcript?
Posted by: f*cking videos for speeches at October 21, 2017 01:00 AM (wpC7C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 01:00 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October
shut up or we won't have anything to talk about tomorrow.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 01:01 AM (vuY5x)
The conflict you feel is just part of being a man. You went a long way towards gaining control over your animal nature by not taking advantage of her.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 12:49 AM (tRaq7)
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you speak with wisdom. I walked the edge of the volcano and felt the thrill of danger. once will have to be enough.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:01 AM (vChNs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKeHaZTfesU
Jesus, an hour and 12 minutes.
Normally I would only watch Kalina Ryu for that long.
Anyone have a transcript?
Posted by: f*cking videos for speeches at October 21, 2017 01:00 AM (wpC7C)
The speech is only 20 minutes, the rest is the audience questions.
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 21, 2017 01:02 AM (itfg0)
Well since I don't work and I moved to a place where there's no family or friends, my opportunities for meeting interested women are slim to none.
I'm going to Plenty of Fish. No nibbles yet though. *snerk*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:02 AM (5sfJ+)
I would do something like that out of spite if my husband tracked my phone.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (Ri/rl)
When I used to drive with a company car and had a company cell phone, the phone would periodically "loose the battery" for a bit while I was driving through hilly areas.
I figured that if I needed to mask where I was it would be easier to plead "coverage hole" for dropping out of sight if it happened periodically instead of just that once.
Never needed it, but you know, it might have been necessary.
Great job: I had three operating orders. Go do what we pay you to do, don't get us in trouble, and bring the car back.
Those jobs never last.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 01:02 AM (rb1WU)
Also, I'm glad I've never done social media, and never will. No one can "look me up" on ButtBook and shit like that.
Bob@NSA could, of course, but not the average casual person trying to figure me out or something.
And I think now not having social media makes you weird. That's true, but I still don't like it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:02 AM (8O3HH)
One of my cousins is an Apple iFanBoi and he and his buddies "track" each other on the damn smart phones all the time.
He was showing someone where Buddy A was -- some relative of A's. It brings up a map with X marks the spot, satellite/aerial. The guy, no he's not there, I don't see his truck anywhere.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:44 AM (8O3HH)
I have an iPhone. Guess what one of the features I always make sure is turned off? That's right, all those stupid share my locations bullshit. iPhone has that "Find my iPhone" service if you lose it. You don't need everyone on your contacts list to know where it is too.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 01:03 AM (cAnNx)
"Hi, welcome to Joe's Garage. What brings you in today?"
"My engine melted."
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 10:58 PM (eMKNe)
Nothing wrong with aluminum engines. Many cars have them. VW Beetles, famous for their durability, had magnesium engine blocks.
Vegas, had Nikasil engine blocks, an "alloy" of aluminum and silicon. The block was cast, cylinders bored, and then chemically etched to leave a meshwork of felted silicon crystals, that were very hard, as the cylinder liner. Such engines can be very durable, indeed, but they absolutely cannot be allowed to overheat. So the GM brain trust equipped those Vegas with a teeny-tiny radiator that would be undersized as a heater core for a Yugo. Result: they overheated in droves, the aluminum in the cylinder area became soft, and silicon feltwork tore out, destroying the engine.
Now some shops were able to repair those engines by boring them way oversize, and then pressing in cast iron sleeves, to bring the cylinders back to standard size. Properly repaire, those engines lasted until the car rusted away beneath them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 01:04 AM (O848g)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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My roommate's caught on fire. He told me later that he was conflicted about trying to put the fire out.
Posted by: 1-555-555-1234 at October 21, 2017 01:04 AM (nBBdT)
/phony number
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 01:05 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:05 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Well...not much help, really.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 01:06 AM (nBBdT)
Not the least because I have no desire to acquire a stalker.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:56 AM (bjlHK)
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and might not want to let 'someone' uber you to your house.
the best part of getting paid...
just the tip
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:06 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2017 01:08 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 12:59 AM (eO2Z0)
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yep. GV is my back yard. But Uber love chick lives up in Blue Bell. should be a safe distance
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:08 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2017 01:08 AM (wPiJc)
I was gonna mention that too.
Weren't the ones that didn't blow up or seize up or leak oil like a Texas gusher rust like in 3-5 years?
The ones I saw always had fender cancer big time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:08 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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I mean the Astres had the iron engine, but that was no salvation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 01:09 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:09 AM (eO2Z0)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:09 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:10 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 01:10 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:10 AM (5sfJ+)
I think Ben Shapiro might could almost change a few opinions if he could talk like that deep-voiced babe magnet thrilling the dark-haired succubus from Soothie's video a few days back.
Posted by: persuasion at October 21, 2017 01:10 AM (wpC7C)
Trust me, there was a lot of stupidity that led to that teeniny bit of wisdom borne of pain.
A smile from a pretty girl just makes my day these days. They're rare, but appreciated.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 01:11 AM (tRaq7)
oversize, and then pressing in cast iron sleeves, to bring the cylinders
back to standard size. Properly repaire, those engines lasted until the
car rusted away beneath them.
So, six to eight weeks?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 01:11 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:12 AM (eO2Z0)
and I have no way to delete those from the app.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:13 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: kallisto at October
Really how unexpected is it for two morons to meet up under those circumstances? serendipity?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 01:14 AM (vuY5x)
there's no family or friends, my opportunities for meeting interested
women are slim to none.
I'm going to Plenty of Fish. No nibbles yet though. *snerk*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:02 AM (5sfJ+)
I was considering doing that. Pensacola. Now I may end up living for a period of time with one of my brothers and his wife in PA. I feel great uncertainty in The Force.
After four years I'm actually horny again, and no prospects. Is it possible that I may Never Get Laid Again??
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:15 AM (bjlHK)
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I work up that away dayjob. She was just a 5 minute ride to pick her up in Plymouth Meeting
Three phone calls to find her. I knew then that something was going to be different. but not THAT different.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:15 AM (vChNs)
After four years I'm actually horny again, and no prospects. Is it possible that I may Never Get Laid Again??
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October
Guess you should start ubering if you want to get laid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 01:16 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:17 AM (vChNs)
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near Philly?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:18 AM (vChNs)
No, Your Grace. That's not usually a problem for the XX persuasion. The only question is can you find someone that meets your standards.
Your a duchess, remember. Noble.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:17 AM (vChNs)
Saturdays are usually struggle sessions. Sunday is general religiosoty and Methodist bashing (BIRM)
I think it's Tuesday? You know, after Lodge?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (rb1WU)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (eO2Z0)
IIRC, Chevy tried a 400 c.i. small block, but ran into a similar overheating problem with the cylinders being so close together as to prevent coolant from getting between them, resulting in the predictable catastrophic failure.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:12 AM (eO2Z0)
Its like a taxi service. But instead of calling you do it through the app. Also basically anyone can be a driver.
And apparently for the drivers there is some indication that its a job for idiots. In that the money you make after uber takes their cut and you have to put aside your taxes, the money you would actually take home is less than the fuel expense and car maintenance you acquire.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:20 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:21 AM (eO2Z0)
I think it's Tuesday? You know, after Lodge?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (rb1WU)
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ooohh
rapey Tuesday confessions.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:21 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:21 AM (bjlHK)
XX persuasion. The only question is can you find someone that meets
your standards.
Your a duchess, remember. Noble.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (8O3HH)
<sighs>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:24 AM (bjlHK)
I don't think you have any other option than to fire up the Family Truckster and snare another supermodel driving a Ferrari 308.
Posted by: we want stories at October 21, 2017 01:24 AM (wpC7C)
I think women have it a bit easier as opportunities come at them all day. (usually. You'll probably now tell me why I'm wrong and that's okay)
Whereas men have to make the opportunity.
It's just biological. Men pursue and and women decline or accept.
Women usually recover from break ups faster than men (in certain ways. Because they're different those ways aren't the same.)
At least that's been my observation.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:24 AM (5sfJ+)
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much of my driving in along my work commute which makes it more efficient use of time/car.
You know she paid me for what I did. Does that make me a strumpet?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:24 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:18 AM (vChNs)
More like Green Lane.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:21 AM (bjlHK)
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I've ubered as far a Collegeville only about 6 miles from there. Call me is you get too tipsy to drive...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:27 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:27 AM (eO2Z0)
I love that word. Nice Brit word. "Crumpet" can actually mean the same thing. Tart and crumpets or tarts and strumpets. We should use it more.
And beside liking the word, I'd just plain like strumpets. I'll have tarts and crumpets with strumpets any day.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:27 AM (8O3HH)
https://youtu.be/FB3BcUKmSlo
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (CTvSA)
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Thank you sir. That was very good. I think sword/shield analysis is accurate, and I will keep that in mind when refuting this bs.
I also liked his preliminary statements. All civilizations rot from the head down - that is comforting in the sense that we are not an exception. Things are so odd at this point that I thought that we were.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 01:28 AM (/qEW2)
I've always seemed to have a shield against feeling lonely.
But lately I've been feeling it and so much so I'm actively seeking out company. Which is very weird for me.
A kiss and a hug would suffice. Conversation most important.
(crap now I'm writing like I write on POF.)
Any who. I just wondered if any here (besides the bail bondsman) had any positive experiences.
Buzzsaw: shut up. don't want to hear/see another 20 comment fable composed from your late night snack fantasies.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:29 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:30 AM (vChNs)
I've worked jobs like that. They're usually called Internships.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:32 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:33 AM (eO2Z0)
Posted by: Organic Trebuchet LLC at October 21, 2017 01:33 AM (wpC7C)
All you need is a worthy man. Which leaves us here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3sOuEv0E2I
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 01:34 AM (IcT7t)
It's a mockumentary of a fake film based on an actual book about a real-life incident: the Royals/Yankees '83 game when George Brett's 9th inning homer was ruled Not A Homer, due to Billy Martin showing the umps how much pine tar GB had on his bat. This resulted in, IMO, the greatest tantrum in sports history, as Brett exploded from the dugout & ran straight for the umpires.
Highly recommended. The true story behind the 25-day delay in finishing the game is a jaw-dropper. And hilarious.
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 21, 2017 01:34 AM (ASGHc)
Henry Manney declared the Jaguar XKE "The greatest crumpet catcher devised by man."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 01:35 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:36 AM (eO2Z0)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 21, 2017 01:34 AM (ASGHc)
I just watched that too. That was fun. I vaguely remember hearing about the Pine Tar game but didn't remember all the details. I had forgotten what a psycho Billy Martin was.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 21, 2017 01:37 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 21, 2017 01:38 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 21, 2017 01:39 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:39 AM (eO2Z0)
And Your Grace, just get out and mingle a bit. You'll be beating them off with a stick. I can tell you're more than the proverbial barrel of monkeys. You'll have no problem.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:39 AM (8O3HH)
I get to typing too fast and just make a mess.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:41 AM (8O3HH)
Ripped all my music to the pc.
Now listening to Jia Peng Fang if you like sweet violin with very good accompaniment.
Rainbow is the album I'm listening to now. I also have River. She has done several others.
here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQG42S0Y95s
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:41 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:44 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:27 AM (vChNs)
My brother - well, a different one - went to Ursinus. Until he got kicked out for partying too much.
I lived in Mont Clare until I was 5, and spent the summers there until I was 16 or so.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:52 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 01:52 AM (O848g)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:52 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:44 AM (5sfJ+)
Erhu, or swynet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 01:54 AM (O848g)
Posted by: navybrat at October 21, 2017 01:55 AM (w7KSn)
No, I don't feel old. Maybe 40s? Alas, 40-year-olds do not agree, and I get that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:57 AM (bjlHK)
See the Daily Mail. There's a woman who alleges that Roman Polanksi molested her at age 10. She's starting some campaign to get Polanski thrown out of the Academy, just like Uncle Harvey.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:59 AM (8O3HH)
Why 60 is the new 50 or something. Take my cousin. Old bachelor. 50s. He met a Canadian gal somehow, in her 50s.
They got married back in 2005ish. Still happy as larks. They were like teenagers, and still are, I think.
And if that's not enough. There's some recent locally. Poor fellow wife's died. He's in his 70s. He met another widow and they got married just a few months ago. She was in her 60s.
And why wait til they beat down your door? Beat down some doors your own self.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:05 AM (8O3HH)
No, I don't feel old. Maybe 40s? Alas, 40-year-olds do not agree, and I get that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:57 AM (bjlHK)
There would be room for you here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:06 AM (O848g)
I don't either. I'm a year older and I don't feel much different than I did when I was 20.
This getting old thingy is rather strange. Time speeds up and slows down at the same time. If I ever get to St. Peter's Gates, that's one of the things I wanna ax him about.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 02:07 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:59 AM (8O3HH)
At age 10? Precocious little perv, he was.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:07 AM (O848g)
62? geez you're baby, baby.
I'm 71 going on 22.
Join POF.com and then tell me your user name or i'll tell you mine. Hook up moron style?
Don't know.
Seriously, 62 is still young.
Although the men are dropping like flies about 65 these days so the male to female ratio is about 1 to 4.
Still. You ladies do have your little quirks and deal breakers.
But as I've gotten older i've gotten more forgiving.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:10 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Mr_Write at October 21, 2017 02:12 AM (Y2Xps)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 01:54 AM (O848g)
Some kind of plucked instrument like a samisen.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:12 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2017 02:12 AM (6FqZa)
Canada, or Arizona?
>>>This getting old thingy is rather strange. Time speeds up and slows down at the same time.
Tell me about it. In my 40s, it felt like I was just beginning to learn something about life (ie having to unlearn a lot of things that just weren't true). Now - especially having come through mourning Tim - I do feel like I'm making some progress in the wisdom game. And yet, I don't feel old.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:14 AM (bjlHK)
As you have gotten older, the men have too and thus they're not so critical.
Now if you've got your heart set on someone under 50 then that might be problematical unless you're a sugar mama.
The guys at that age know they're selling a commodity that's in short supply as the ones who are looking for them are many and the supply of unmarried 40 yos who are good looking and willing to hookup in age are fewer.
I've seen some very youthful looking women and although I'm looking through 70 yo eyes, I can see attractiveness and someone who's taken care of themselves.
So there's a bit of competition. Depends on whether you think it's worth the effort.
I always thought it was too much bother. (after my 40's) now suddenly I find that I'm missing that and wish I had pursued it with more vigor when I was younger.
Good luck and have fun whatever you do.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:18 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:12 AM (5sfJ+)
Erhu is bowed, and swynet is a wind instrument, of sorts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:19 AM (O848g)
My 2016 ScatPack is far quicker than my 71 ever was. We live in the second horse power renaissance
I have many 71 Charger stories
Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 02:20 AM (nD95h)
I'm 50, and I still think I'm about 25 and it's 1990 or so. Everything since then was a blur.
Once you get so far, all the games of youth seem ridiculous and stupid. It was around 40, a little better when I got there. Stopped worrying about "being cool" and all that stupid stuff.
Throw out the rule book for the games of youth, especially in the romance dept.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:20 AM (8O3HH)
Ever see HERO with Jet Li?
The sound track to that movie has a lot of that plucked instrument in it.
As Navy Pilot said it's atonal and an acquired taste but her violin is so smooth and sweet and well arranged.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:21 AM (5sfJ+)
We all have stories of how once we went over to the Dark Side.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:22 AM (5sfJ+)
Oh, I think I could hold my own with those odds. I suppose it depends on what the man in question is looking for. I'm more bohemian than proper. And yet, conservative/libertarian.
>>>Still. You ladies do have your little quirks and deal breakers.
Among my quirks are fucking and getting high. I would be upset if you didn't like bj's. Don't know as it would be a deal breaker, but...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:23 AM (bjlHK)
One of the most mysterious things I like about Christianity is The Big Guy's command of time. He can pretty much do anything with it to anyone.
Revelation (IMHO) is the story of a guy that somehow got thrust about 2000 years into the future and came back to describe what he saw the best he could.
This is also why the idea of death doesn't bother me. I'm firmly convinced that our time will not end with our death and that we'll see our loved ones again when we cross over. I'm weird that way.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 02:24 AM (tRaq7)
Just to busy to remember to drink. OMG! OMG!
Alcohol doesn't do it for my much.
Life's weird and then it gets weirder.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:25 AM (5sfJ+)
I'm a very cunning person and love to reciprocate. IYKWIM
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:26 AM (5sfJ+)
Ahh hell Miley, I'd do you and consider it an honor, except for the whole I'm off the market thing. People tell me I'm one in a million, with 7 billion folks on the planet, that means there are 7000 guys just like me out there. You're a shoe-in!
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 02:27 AM (UWzjE)
He can't play NFL Football well enough to justify a team signing him. If he could, he'd be on a roster.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (QDK5o)
Kaepernick had more time to prove he wasn't ready for the big time than Tebow had. I would have given him three years. Many other screwup QBs have had more time than that to prove they sucked.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at October 21, 2017 02:27 AM (qXaZc)
Work on a Ford once or twice
Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 02:27 AM (nD95h)
The sound track to that movie has a lot of that plucked instrument in it.
As Navy Pilot said it's atonal and an acquired taste but her violin is so smooth and sweet and well arranged.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:21 AM (5sfJ+)
No, never saw it. Not a Movie-goer.
Here is a pretty Chinese lady playing the erhu. Not hard to listen to, at all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fdFGEg-9R8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:27 AM (O848g)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:28 AM (bjlHK)
Over near the Susquehanna.
There's a big chocolate manufacturer hereabouts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:28 AM (5sfJ+)
*As opposed to the other kind of beating them off.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 02:28 AM (UWzjE)
>>Among my quirks are fucking and getting high. I
>> would be upset if you didn't like bj's.
Good Lord, woman! You're worried about finding a man?! You're not a duchess, you're a damn goddess.
You could snatch a boy toy with those qualities. You could make the Daily Mail.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:29 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 02:32 AM (nD95h)
That's what I told her.
Hell, you and me and a thousand others would be fighting over her.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:32 AM (8O3HH)
me. I'm firmly convinced that our time will not end with our death and
that we'll see our loved ones again when we cross over. I'm weird that
way.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 02:24 AM (tRaq7)
You're absolutely correct. Tim came back to share that with me, so I'm good.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:33 AM (bjlHK)
Well I've just shown my monumental ignorance. Jia Peng Fang IS playing the ERHU. Just got out the album. dumbdedumbdumb.
I never looked at the album I always thought it was a violin. It sounds so much like one.
well thanks a lot pal. Seriously though I woulda swore it was a violin.
Still. Doesn't matter. Love the sound and her playing.
Pretty is pretty no matter the instrument.
What a Dummy I am. Mark this down in your calendars you won't hear of this happening again. I was WRONG!!!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:33 AM (5sfJ+)
except for the whole I'm off the market thing. People tell me I'm one
in a million, with 7 billion folks on the planet, that means there are
7000 guys just like me out there. You're a shoe-in!
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 02:27 AM (UWzjE)
I appreciate your theoretical generosity, Dave! And those odds don't sound all that bad, right?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:35 AM (bjlHK)
Yep. Good wishes for you, Miley. I have every confidence you'll find a good man and he'll be worth the wait.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 02:36 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:29 AM (8O3HH)
I could make Florida Man.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:37 AM (bjlHK)
The youth and longevity of their partner is a big plus to someone who's maybe lost one.
They aren't too thrilled about 71 yos and I can understand that point of view.
I may have to troll the senior center.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:37 AM (5sfJ+)
What a Dummy I am. Mark this down in your calendars you won't hear of this happening again. I was WRONG!!!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:33 AM (5sfJ+)
I listened to that entire 9:54 performance that linked up-thread. Sounds a lot like a classical European concerto. I think the scale is a little different, but not so different that it clashes with the piano.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:40 AM (O848g)
They go out and buy a new 'vette and get face lifts and wear twenties style clothes.
No. No. You want to bring back your youth you go buy a junker and put in a 500 watt stereo wear ragged jeans cause you spend all your money for gas and dye your hair green or purple.
Roll around town with the stereo up loud smokin' dope and hoping to score that chick works at the counter at the diner.
THAT'S recovering your youth.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:42 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:26 AM (5sfJ+)
ITID!
Well, if this move comes about, we'll have to set up a SEPA MoMee.
Tim and I went to Hershey for a Joyce Meyer convention. It was fun. Every time I visit Mom, I head up 15 to the PA turnpike.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:43 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 02:32 AM (nD95h)
Shifting gears: Just as I was pulling into the grocery store parking lot this afternoon, I heard something extremely exotic rev its engine. About two rows over sat somebody in an Lamborghini Aventador. Had to walk over and take a long look.
It drew a lot of attention. You just don't see Italian supercars in the parking lot there very often, but I did see a new Rolls Royce cruise through there a few weeks ago, so there's that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 02:44 AM (tRaq7)
Tim wasn't supposed to croak at 59. Nobody knows when their time will come. I try not to think like actuarial tables, because I'm definitely an outlier myself. And I consider myself to be blessed, although when Tim died, that belief was definitely challenged.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:46 AM (bjlHK)
Roll around town with the stereo up loud smokin' dope and hoping to score that chick works at the counter at the diner.
THAT'S recovering your youth.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:42 AM (5sfJ+)
Here in Arizona, they get a leather jacket, grow a long grey beard, buy a Harley, and tool around with a fat chick on the back.
There's one guy, rides by here every day on his Harley, wearing a top hat. No shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:46 AM (O848g)
The damned centerfold.
With your interests, especially the rhymes with snow blob part, you will indeed be beating them off with a stick. You just make sure he's a good groom of the vestibule to match.
Get out there and strut!
With that, I'm going to have to sign off for the night. Good night, your Grace (and everyone else). Well nope, you're a goddess, not a mere duchess. Your Majesty is not enough. How do you address a goddess? Don't know. Whatever it is, good night, your godess-ship.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:46 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 02:47 AM (2+A6X)
1974 Vega. I bought it in 76 for $1000, however by 77 I had stuffed a
383 Magnum in it.
When you romped on it, could you feel the body of the car twisting?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 02:47 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 02:47 AM (2+A6X)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 02:50 AM (IcT7t)
Best times I had in my life is when I didn't sweat the future.
Worst times I had in my life is when I sweated the future and was trying to prep for it.
Big mistake. Shoulda kept my old philosophy.
I'm almost back to the guy I used to be 20-30 years ago. He was real and had fun.
That's why the "back from the dead" phrase in my nic.
I was zombiefied for a while but escaped.
Now I'm seeing what I lost it almost make me cry. But Drive on is my motto. Only now it's while listening to MY music and not some idiot DJ's idea of what's hot or ancient songs I've heard 2 thousand times.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:50 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:51 AM (5sfJ+)
heh it's only fair you managed to get your soul back.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 02:52 AM (2+A6X)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 02:52 AM (2+A6X)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 02:47 AM (IcT7t)
I got a Chevy Monza one time; think it was a '75. It had the 262 V8 and factory 4-speed. Monza was built on the Vega platform. Dumb kid who had it had been out in a gravel pit, jumping the car, and made a hard landing, and the engine commenced knocking. He thought it had thrown a rod, so I gave him a hundred dollars for it.
I took the oil pan off, and hammered the dents out of it; the knocking was the crank counterweight hitting a dent. The K-frame under the engine was spread, but by pulling it with a hydraulic ram, I was able to get it to just accept a good alignment. Painted it bright red, with a wide black racing stripe. It was a fast car, but a cop magnet, and got me several tickets. I traded it off for a Dodge Omni, plus cash, so I did OK on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:56 AM (O848g)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:56 AM (5sfJ+)
What attracts me to women is that I LIKE them. I once had a fling with a woman who was BIG. I mean big, something like 400 + lbs. I never asked ( upside: her boobs were about half her body weight (hyperbole). She told me her cup size once, I forget what it was, but I think it was in an alphabet with many more than 26 letters). It didn't work out, but I just loved her to death, she was sweeter than sugar cane.
I like you. If things weren't what they are, I'd be on your doorstep with a bouquet of roses, slicked back hair, and a hopeful expression on my face in a heartbeat.
But, alas, I met my Queen before I met the Duchess.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 02:56 AM (Nyyc4)
THAT'S recovering your youth.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:42 AM (5sfJ+)
Put the top down on the Mustang and take bong hits?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:58 AM (bjlHK)
just as i knew i was when i saw the bikini picture of fame and legend.
go for it Grrrl!
and tell the lucky bastage, before he breathes his last, that i'm a jealous mofo.
Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at October 21, 2017 02:58 AM (D0ZGj)
A Dodge OMNI? Holy crap what a shit bucket.
Did you have a broken front motor mount? Those things were fragile. They didn't have things setup for front wheel drive engines yet in detroit.
I hated mine in the snow. I'd steer one way and the thing would head off into the ditch.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:59 AM (5sfJ+)
Your Majesty is not enough. How do you address a goddess? Don't know.
Whatever it is, good night, your godess-ship.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:46 AM (8O3HH)
LOL, publius! Sleep well!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:59 AM (bjlHK)
Paints still not bad condition just a shitty combo of colors.
Cars like that always have the engines run ragged and the undercarriage is sagging from the speeding over RR tracks and bumps. When you're young you don't slow down for shit.
Until that first shock absorber bill along with the wheel alignment.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:02 AM (5sfJ+)
Did you have a broken front motor mount? Those things were fragile. They didn't have things setup for front wheel drive engines yet in detroit.
I hated mine in the snow. I'd steer one way and the thing would head off into the ditch.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:59 AM (5sfJ+)
I don't remember what was wrong with it. But it was an easy fix for me, and I sold it down the road, and made a few hundred dollars on it. This was 1980-something-something, and I was living sort of hand-to-mouth. I had a regular driver at the time, though, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 03:02 AM (O848g)
Had gum surgery yesterday sooooo...probably not best to mix Tramadol and alcohol! Although Miley's Mustang idea might work...
Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at October 21, 2017 03:04 AM (TrSQz)
Odds he told you "this will pinch a bit"? 200%
They always say that shit. I always tell them "you mean its going to hurt and to hang on to something don't you?"
I've been there had it done. Thought I was gonna die.
Felt like a bug on spike.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:04 AM (5sfJ+)
I was zombiefied for a while but escaped.
Now
I'm seeing what I lost it almost make me cry. But Drive on is my motto.
Only now it's while listening to MY music and not some idiot DJ's idea
of what's hot or ancient songs I've heard 2 thousand times.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:50 AM (5sfJ+)
One of my favorite movies is American Beauty. I loved that he connected with his youth again, and even got to rebel against his wife as disapproving Mom, even as she was rebelling by having an affair and shooting with The King.
It's never too late to get it back, right?
670
Sorry if I seemed a little insensitive. I didn't know about Tim.
No worries.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:04 AM (bjlHK)
Paints still not bad condition just a shitty combo of colors.
Cars like that always have the engines run ragged and the undercarriage is sagging from the speeding over RR tracks and bumps. When you're young you don't slow down for shit.
Until that first shock absorber bill along with the wheel alignment.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:02 AM (5sfJ+)
Would you like a classic British sports car? 1976 Triumph TR6 roadster.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 03:05 AM (O848g)
AOP, I had a cherry red '75 Monza. The kid I bought it from put some kind of monster engine in it that eventually cracked the <insert correct terminology here, I don't remember>. The engine was really not right for the car. But I used to race from light to light on the streets of the SF Valley and it was a trip. Never got ticketed, either.
My ex was a bad influence.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:08 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 03:08 AM (D0ZGj)
With electrics by Lucas The Lord of Darkness?
No thanks. I'll pass. Had my fair share of brit iron riding motorcycles in Cali many, many, many moons ago.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:09 AM (5sfJ+)
"Well, this one time I met a guy who had bought a Trident class sub. He found out he was claustrophobic and I traded him 3 signed Beeline paperbacks and a banana slicer for it. I put it up on blocks and swapped out the uranium reactor for one based on plutonium, and then raced it around the waterways of the West Edmonton Mall. When I got tired of that I launched a nuclear strike through time on the Third Reich and parked it on the back 40. Maybe someday I'll get back to it but right now I'm trying to figure out the tapping sound in the crankcase of the 1911 Ford Model T I salvaged from the Titanic's cargo hold"
I wanna be AOP when I grow up.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 03:09 AM (UWzjE)
I really do wish the best of everything for all you miscreants. I hope every good thing y'all ever wished for comes true.
Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 03:12 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 02:56 AM (Nyyc4)
You're both blessed to have each other, and I understand it's the "guy thing" that permits you to hold both ideas in your mind simultaneously.
I appreciate your appreciation. And yes, it begins with actually liking each other. That takes some time to determine, too.
So while it may seem like I'm just looking to get laid, what I'm really looking for is the whole enchilada.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:12 AM (bjlHK)
My ex was a bad influence.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:08 AM (bjlHK)
Heh. They were slippery little devils, like a motorized pumpkin seed. Mine was a Monza GT, IIRC, and had the factory 262 V8 and four-speed. Any small-block Chevy motor would bolt right in, even a 400 incher.
Weak link would be the rear axle. Body was actually pretty stout.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 03:12 AM (O848g)
https://tinyurl.com/y7x9nzbb
(I have at least one copy of this)
Posted by: garrett
________
OMG....I was actually AT that concert. My pops wrote a book on the Fiero and we had one at the house that Pontiac gave to the magazines to test. It was kinda cool to drive one when you were 16 and all...
Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at October 21, 2017 03:13 AM (TrSQz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:12 AM (bjlHK)
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con salsa y crema
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 03:15 AM (D0ZGj)
Hmmm. Maybe the jack rabbit starts had something to with the cracked (insert technology here)?
Not criticizing or nothing.
I had a 61 chevy coupe white with red interior. Someone shoehorned a 348 truck engine in it with transmission but the linkages didn't fit so it shifted backwards from the correct pattern. Lots of fun learning to drive it without uprevving the engine to shriek speed.
Loved that car. Ran it into a raised center divider trying to keep from getting run over. This too was in Cali. Out there at the time some center dividers were painted and some had actual curbs. At night it could be hard to tell which was which. oops! Totaled the undercarriage. wrecked the front axles scraped the trans and generally turned it into a scrap box. Traded it to a guy for an old oil leaking Triumph chopper. That didnt' last long either.
See now THAT'S fun. Screwing up and getting ripped off and driving your car off the road. Wheee!
Good times as they say.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:16 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:20 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 03:23 AM (O848g)
Posted by: The Gimp at October 21, 2017 03:23 AM (JlSFP)
Good times as they say.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:16 AM (5sfJ+)
Yep - the Monza was to replace the Sunbird which I totalled.
The Mustang, on the other hand, gets the best of care. I'm taking it in tomorrow to get the fluids checked and an oil change. 81K miles, which is about 30K less than a 2005 is expected to have. I want that car to last. It's got no GPS or Bluetooth and I fucking love that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:23 AM (bjlHK)
That's my alternate motto.
it's difficult to be patient when you want to make up for lost time.
And it's hard on the pocket book.
One good thing came out of my zombiefication and subsequent escape; I called an old GF (from 30 years ago!!! She's married now) found we still had a connection only now friendship. And I really needed a friend as I was freaking out.
Lots of tears and laughs and help me get back to me again. Reminded me of who I was and my roots. (or some such shit)
Text or call her still. She's my biggest fan now. And I needed the ego boost. She says I did the same for her.
Too far away for a meet up though. And the hubbie might not approve anyway.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:24 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The calm before the storm at October 21, 2017 03:24 AM (IYHxL)
re: oral...there's a reason the sweet taste buds are at THE FAR BACK of the tongue ;-p
Posted by: The Gimp at October 21, 2017 03:23 AM (JlSFP)
Charmer!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:25 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: The Gimp at October 21, 2017 03:27 AM (JlSFP)
Another slice of freedom buried under Gov bullshit.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:27 AM (5sfJ+)
True. Tim and I really did make up for those 25 years. I think we had more sex in our 8 years together than in all the years before.
I may have fucked him to death. I hope not. But I don't think he holds that against me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:29 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:29 AM (5sfJ+)
I had to buy her a new car when we divorced.
I bought her a Mitsu/ Mopar
82 Challenger
But was begging for a Hemi
Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 03:30 AM (nD95h)
Some men's dream. Don't know why. I wouldn't want to stop in the middle of that. I'd be very upset. Might have to come back as a ghost.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:31 AM (5sfJ+)
some central computer and that will be the end of personal
transportation.
Not in my lifetime, as long as I'm armed and driving my Mustang.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:32 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Vmaximus
____________
Aren't we all?
Ok..goodnight horde people. Time for Tramadol dreams.
Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at October 21, 2017 03:32 AM (TrSQz)
I know that's easy for me to say. I've had similar said to me but enough is never enough when you find that person you fit.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:33 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:34 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: X-ray at October 21, 2017 03:35 AM (dfVjB)
Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 03:36 AM (nD95h)
Watch that stuff! That's part of what zombiefied me!
Do not take any more than you absolutely have to for actual pain. Not aches, not strains but actual PAIN!!!
Trust me on this. Oh and stop as soon as you don't need it if the pain goes away and is not chronic. Even then try to tough it out.
That stuff will start causing personality changes. Probably any painkiller will but Tramadol is insidiouS in that you DON'T NOTICE IT HAPPENING!
Forget what the Drs say and take some Naproxen. Unless you have liver disease. then no.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:37 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 03:37 AM (D0ZGj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:34 AM (bjlHK)
Came back? Seriously? (be careful, I believe in that stuff)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:38 AM (5sfJ+)
It's true.
I wrote a fantasy story last summer, about an alternate parallel reality, where we return to 1974 (we met in college). And we knew each other and what we had. It was so much fun to write, being 40 years wiser than our classmates (and 20 years wiser than our parents). Made life soooooo much easier.
The point of the adventure was to reconnect with his faith and help me move on without him when it was over. But even after over 150K words, I realized I could never willingly give him up. The more I had, the more I wanted.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:39 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: The Gimp at October 21, 2017 03:39 AM (JlSFP)
I can't believe he'd want that to happen to you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:41 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:42 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:38 AM (5sfJ+)
I used to talk to him out loud. I'd been out to dinner with his parents and heard a story about his horrible ex-wife, and mentioned it. The pen on his whiteboard flipped into the air onto the floor and the cat started to play with it. I'd never witnessed anything like that and said, "You're here!"
He poured his joy into me, and let me know that we'd shared a life before, and would again. So I know he's fine.
But the loneliness without him is difficult. He was the best buddy and lover and companion.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:44 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:45 AM (5sfJ+)
it's blowing like a rat bastard out of the northeast right now, currently cold, but that's a santa ana for you, and it's gonna be hot as hello during the day here, the next few days.
look for SoCal to burn to the ground like NorCal did a week or so ago.
weather like this is unheard of... at least since last year at this time, and the year before, and....
suck it up, touristas!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 03:46 AM (D0ZGj)
He found me on Classmates 25 years later, but he was still married and his youngest was too young to think about divorce. So we corresponded as friends and I went on to date the dentist in Tampa for a few years.
When Tim heard I'd broken up with Dentist, he made his move.
As you say, you want to make up for lost time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:48 AM (bjlHK)
That's similar to the connection my ex-GF and I share only she's still alive but married and so off limits.
Knew each other years ago and made a connection. then circumstances broke us apart. Now She and I are still connected but no chance of closeness. She says I have to stay away as she doesn't trust herself. And I wouldn't cause it would tear her apart. Very difficult but we're getting better at being in contact without pain from the separation.
There is no advice anyone can really give to anyone in situations like yours except to do the best you can to live your life to the fullest as the person you love would most likely wish you to do.
Maybe a visit to a medium might be in order. Go amateur as pros are iffy due to them taking money for their gift.
I'd do a Tarot reading for you but it doesn't work well long distance.
Find some solace somewhere and be careful of going nutso from the stress. Another Old GF told me once to keep busy and don't think about stuff you can't do anything about.
The time may come when you can and you should prepare yourself to do so. In the meantime know that you are loved and watched over. The Dead do live on.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:52 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Vmaximus
_______
Currently a 6.4L 300 SRT8 - I love that car
Bitter Clinger - I had my suspicions about it and I've only taken 1 since they gave it to me. Think I'll swap for the Ibuprofen they gave me instead. I'm not feeling that bad and I think last night the Tramadol made me a bit queasy anyway. Thank you!
Night again....no really really !
Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at October 21, 2017 03:52 AM (TrSQz)
Posted by: Vendor Verborum at October 21, 2017 03:54 AM (uy17a)
Why are you coming to PA?
I have to get out of NoVA. It's too fucking expensive to live here, and my business here is done. They say you shouldn't make big changes after losing a spouse, not until you've got your bearings back. I really wanted to flee, but I knew if I did that, I'd lose the connection with his family. I clung to that. His mother has been fantastic. She'll be 89 in a few months.
I thought of Pensacola, but can't swing that kind of move right now. A few days ago one of my brothers made this offer to me. My lease is up at the beginning of May, and I really don't want to renew it. So I now have a place to go.
Part of this is another brother who is battling cancer, and he's been living with my mom, who is 83. It just feels like being out of driving distance would be a bad idea.
We'll see what happens over the winter, but PA looks like the plan.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:55 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:56 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:56 AM (5sfJ+)
I need some more sleep.
Thank you again for a great evening on the ONT. Like old times.
Take care, BC, and maybe we'll get to meet in 2018.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 04:00 AM (bjlHK)
everyone has a burden to bear. Some you can see others are hidden so deep.
But know that care and concern is available.
Do what I'm doing. I'm having fun just looking at all the women who have been brave enough to put their pictures out there for others to judge hoping for some connection to take the place of one they've lost. I'm sure you enjoy looking and good looking men.
Find your pleasures where you may. My fortune keeps coming up that I need to be patient.
So it's a good thing I learned patience the last 15 years. or I'd be bouncing off the walls by now.
I never understood how people could be numbed to life. But that's where I was at. It's terrible and now I have to try and recover somewhat of something of a life before I croak.
So that's what I'm going to do.
Always tell anyone who asks about Tim. It won't bother those who care and it will fend off the egotists and jerks better than a roach spray.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 04:02 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 04:04 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 04:04 AM (5sfJ+)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 21, 2017 04:06 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 04:16 AM (D0ZGj)
one of those hot dry Santa Ana's that come down through the mountain
passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch.
On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives
feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks.
Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail
lounge."
Red Wind
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 04:24 AM (D0ZGj)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 04:27 AM (D0ZGj)
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Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2017 04:55 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 21, 2017 05:13 AM (m9X4Y)
Because if you're going to drive a Vega, announce it to the world.
Posted by: NavyMom at October 21, 2017 05:23 AM (Oelm8)
Posted by: vivi at October 21, 2017 08:18 AM (11H2y)
It's called "Africa". And they'd fit right in.
Posted by: Mark Matis at October 21, 2017 08:40 AM (LzG0h)
Then the EPA showed up. Party over.
Posted by: Burger Chef at October 21, 2017 08:41 AM (RuIsu)
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