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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/21/17) Short But Sweet Edition
An interesting look at The myth about dirty jobs, minimum wage and illegal immigrants.
What’s really ironic is that the people who are trying to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour are the same people who say, “Mexicans will do jobs that Americans don’t want.” Get rid of the illegal Mexicans and see how fast that wage goes up to $15 on its own, no government intervention needed. But, of course, that would require caring about the single mom, the ex-con trying to straighten out his life, the lonely elderly guy who wants to go back to work, the diabetes patient who needs a wheelchair because of his swollen feet, and the guy who finally kicked drugs and needs to start over. That would require having a social conscience.
IN BRIEF Stockton, California, is about to become the first city to test government-supported universal basic income in the U.S. The program is the idea of the city's 27-year-old mayor and will be primarily funded by the basic income advocacy group Economic Security Project.27 year old attempting to do what mankind hasn't figured out over how many centuries? FFS I have scars older than this little prick.
The ONT is always looking out for you. Male to Female Sex Ratio here in the USA.
Tinder brings out the basic mating instincts of men and women as they choose between beauty and brains, a study has found. Men using the smartphone dating app tend to select “hot” candidates, while women are more likely to prize intelligence and stability. The findings may come as little surprise but suggest that Tinder reinforces ancient mating behaviour that evolved to help us survive, say scientists.
Hawaii is under siege by Spam bandits. Individuals in the state have pulled off a series of brazen canned-meat heists. The thefts have become so common, the Washington Post reports, that some shops are protecting the mystery-meat gold by locking it in plastic cases usually reserved for pricier items.
So, the next time you have Hamburger Helper, will you picture this?
I really don't want to meet Al Roker.
NSFW
OK. Which one of you Morons pulled this off?
Police are investigating what is believed to be the biggest sex toy heist in history after brazen thieves helped themselves to around £45,000 worth of adult products. The bizarre theft happened at an erotic trade fair in Berlin this week, and the victims have voiced their fury.
Fun Toys London had a stand at the annual Venus-Berlin exhibition, and staff were packing up when its boxes were stolen.
The balls on those people.
A Tennessee collegian poured liquid from the toilet into her dorm roommate’s water bottles, according to police who arrested the student on a felony tampering charge. As detailed in a court filing, victim Erein Tiller this month told investigators that she recently “observed a decline in her health status consisting of weight loss, appetite suppression, and diarrhea and did not know the reasoning why.”
Dogs vs. People
Watch till the end pic.twitter.com/o0HiZdAme0
— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) October 19, 2017
Thousands of Australian women are rushing to go under the knife in ambitious quests to emulate the newly trending 'plump rumps' of their celebrity icons.
The rounded derrieres famously sported by Australian rapper Iggy Azalea and Kim Kardashian are believed to have inspired a generation of impressionable women.
More women than ever are looking to achieve the curvaceous bottoms, signalled by a giant surge in demand for Brazilian 'butt lift' surgery around the country.
Who do you think did it? DUH!
In school, birthday parties = good. Penis parties = you're probably going to be fired.
“In the videos, we see how they were preparing for the surprise party. And as the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected,” said the mother. The party included rubber penises, penis candles, penis hats and more. “There was a cake that had a lollipop shaped as a vagina,” said the mother.
1954, Born on this day, Eric Faulkner, singer, Bay City Rollers, (1975 UK No.1 single 'Bye Bye Baby', plus 11 other UK top 20 singles', 1976 US No.1 single 'Saturday Night').
Customers at a pub were left horrified when a drinker performed a sex act on a man in front of shocked customers, a court heard.
Lindsay O'Brian, 28, carried out the lewd act on Ian Jones, 37, at the Bodfor pub in Rhyl, in full view of pub-goers on the evening of October 3.
The incident was also captured on the pub's CCTV.
At Llandudno magistrates court, O'Brian's defence solicitor said she was 'ashamed and extremely embarrassed' - and revealed she had no idea what she had done when she woke up in police cells.
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. even on a Saturday night.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 10:11 PM (S+3Ip)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 21, 2017 10:12 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 10:12 PM (S+3Ip)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 21, 2017 10:13 PM (DMUuz)
Hawai'i's addiction to SPAM is mind croggling
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 21, 2017 10:13 PM (qZSgP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 21, 2017 10:13 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:13 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2017 10:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 21, 2017 10:13 PM (qZSgP)
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It tastes like Long Pig.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:14 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 21, 2017 10:14 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 21, 2017 10:15 PM (8h0Ov)
Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 10:16 PM (S+3Ip)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels
Microcosm of why I like dogs better than people.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 10:16 PM (I11+c)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 21, 2017 10:17 PM (mMeIQ)
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I don't want to see a bunch of Pervitin-fueled Kraut leather fags in a tizzy. You know what happens next!
Give them back their butt plugs!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:18 PM (qJtVm)
As detailed in a court filing, victim Erein Tiller this month told investigators that she recently "observed a decline in her health status consisting of weight loss, appetite suppression, and diarrhea and did not know the reasoning why."
DO NOT tell ace about this.
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2017 10:18 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 21, 2017 10:18 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 10:18 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 10:19 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 21, 2017 10:19 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2017 10:19 PM (IvWeH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2017 10:19 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 21, 2017 10:19 PM (8/cWV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
"Give Me Back My Buttplugs" is a very underrated song. Gets almost no airplay.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 10:19 PM (I11+c)
--LMAO, in addition to at least one scar I have a couple of CDs older than that shitheel.
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 10:20 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: JAS at October 21, 2017 10:21 PM (Oj1RP)
Riding crops will be the least of the thieves worries.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 21, 2017 10:21 PM (qZSgP)
the dog video is hilarious!!
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels
Microcosm of why I like dogs better than people.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
If the people had been to obedience school...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2017 10:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 10:19 PM (I11+c)
Lick My Lovepump >>> Give Me Back My Buttplugs
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at October 21, 2017 10:22 PM (QLvwG)
It could be partly because there is a high Korean population in Hawaii also.
Posted by: Bill R. at October 21, 2017 10:22 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October
Dude, I know exactly where you are. You should have tighter opsec.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:22 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 21, 2017 10:22 PM (l9m7l)
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Somewhere, some dude, is completely sick of putting up with her shit.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 21, 2017 10:18 PM (2wRtc
And some where there is a woman completely sick of putting up with some dude's shit.
It's a 2 way street.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 10:22 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2017 10:23 PM (IvWeH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 21, 2017 10:23 PM (qZSgP)
it's actually a triangle, the three corners labeled "good", "fast", and "cheap",
captioned "the engineering triangle; choose any two".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 21, 2017 10:24 PM (8/cWV)
Not too much re-sale value there.
Posted by: mnw at October
Have you any notion how much people will spend for some carnival crap?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:24 PM (vuY5x)
So the scam is to establish a basic income in a modest-sized city, funded by a nationwide group of rich idiots so that it has an income base much larger than the population can support. And then, when that Potemkin village doesn't immediately collapse because of all the outside buttressing, parade it around as a "success" and a "model" for a federal program that's "proven."
Posted by: JSchuler at October 21, 2017 10:24 PM (YsGL+)
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And mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Why? It's so goy!
I'd see all sorts of stuff for sale in Songtan that still had the AAFES stickers on them.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:24 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 21, 2017 10:24 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 21, 2017 10:24 PM (Wtll+)
Well, truth be told, how many of us have come to in a unfamiliar place with someone we didn't know?
And a pounding headache.
And bruises.
And not enough clothes.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 10:25 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October
WDS! We could roll over there and join him or roll him when he goes to his car. How much cash could a hobo have though?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:26 PM (vuY5x)
Well, truth be told, how many of us have come to in a unfamiliar place with someone we didn't know?
And a pounding headache.
And bruises.
And not enough clothes.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 10:25 PM (tr2D7)
My favorite deposition answer, "I don't recall"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 10:26 PM (ZTRlp)
When I first went to Africa, our group (it was a charity trip) visited a schoolhouse, where the students were probably about first graders.
It was utterly bare bones: The teacher had a humble desk and chair, and the students sat on mats. We handed out snacks (wrapped cookies) to the students, and while each of them fiddled a bit with his treat, none of them at all tore into it.
Africa is rife with contradictions: sometimes it's almost a Hobbesian state of nature, and I've also seen where in my experience there is a virtuous respect for moral authority: no doubt those students obeyed their teachers day in and day out.
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 10:27 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: mnw at October
Trailer full of cigarettes is worth more than a trailer full of tvs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:27 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Regis Philbin at October 21, 2017 10:27 PM (bc2Lc)
Well, truth be told, how many of us have come to in a unfamiliar place with someone we didn't know?
And a pounding headache.
And bruises.
And not enough clothes.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 10:25 PM (tr2D7)
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And waking up in a strange limo, only to find a Thai ladyboy in the trunk, a suitcase full of blow, and a crossbow?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:27 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 10:27 PM (SHhXi)
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2017 10:28 PM (Enq6K)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921773324283404289
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921773727750283265
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921773970629758978
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2017 10:29 PM (eh0Va)
* Not a Houston fan just a bitter, bitter Mets fan.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 21, 2017 10:30 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2017 10:30 PM (IvWeH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 21, 2017 10:30 PM (qZSgP)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921774184426074114
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921774485308571648
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921774626950275072
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2017 10:30 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 10:31 PM (tr2D7)
Pablo: Excuse me, but my dick needs attention.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 21, 2017 10:33 PM (pvjTE)
Trailer full of cigarettes is worth more than a trailer full of tvs.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Although it's a totally artificial value caused by taxes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
The ladyboy is both alive and dead until the trunk is opened and observed by law enforcement.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 10:33 PM (I11+c)
http://dystopiausa.com/trumps-storm-tracker-week-2-intensify/
Still not tired of winning . . .
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 10:34 PM (GsAUU)
he anticipated penis-party teacher.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 21, 2017 10:34 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:26 PM (vu
you guys are going to have to do wallet sanitization. It's been in a portapotty. wear rubber gloves!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 10:35 PM (hscyr)
LOL. Those are more traditionally known as "fat asses" and are things that women work to get rid of.
Well ... I guess the fat asses will go well with their tramp stamps.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 21, 2017 10:35 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2017 10:28 PM (Enq6K)
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Yep! Great time! Big thanks to Ben Had for a great MoMe. I had to leave early because I have an early fight to catch, and I'm a wuss.
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 10:36 PM (SHhXi)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October
yeesh so much work. easier to drop him off at the blood bank with a spigot installed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:36 PM (vuY5x)
And a pounding headache.
And bruises.
And not enough clothes.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 10:25 PM (tr2D7)
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And waking up in a strange limo, only to find a Thai ladyboy in the trunk, a suitcase full of blow, and a crossbow?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:27 PM (qJtVm)
In my younger days, that was called Saturday night.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 21, 2017 10:36 PM (T71PA)
https://youtu.be/v9SodoCNiIE
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2017 10:36 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 21, 2017 10:36 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 21, 2017 10:36 PM (T71PA)
... Except for the ladyboi part of course.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 21, 2017 10:37 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:27 PM (qJtVm)
In my younger days, that was called Saturday night.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October
Your younger days? In my younger days that was lunch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:37 PM (vuY5x)
"Give Me Back My Buttplugs" is a very underrated song. Gets almost no airplay.
Same tune as Chilis' baby back ribs jingle?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 21, 2017 10:37 PM (gE0FU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:27 PM (qJtVm)
hey! what happened at GNAMM stays at GNAMM!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 10:38 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:37 PM (vuY5x)
Fist bump.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 21, 2017 10:38 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:39 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 21, 2017 10:39 PM (Q0dwZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:39 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 10:40 PM (NWiLs)
It would serve Mayor Dummy right.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2017 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 10:38 PM (hscyr)
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I think we were sufficiently "mosaic'd" by the COPS crew.
(Bebe's the redhead in the Jimmy Choos who kicks the cop in the zots and runs away)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:40 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:40 PM (vuY5x)
An answered question that I never thought to ask regarding the Hamburger Helper skeleton. My nightmares thank you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2017 10:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:39 PM (vuY5x)
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I was gonna trade hir for more cocaine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:41 PM (qJtVm)
"Give Me Back My Buttplugs" is a very underrated song. Gets almost no airplay.
Same tune as Chilis' baby back ribs jingle?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 21, 2017 10:37 PM (gE0FU)
little known lynyrd skynyrd variation of the better known gimme back my bullets.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 10:41 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 10:41 PM (I11+c)
Millionaire Reduced to Under $10 by Divorce
http://tinyurl.com/y8xddjh9
Money quote: " Women get married. Get paid. Get divorced. Get paid."
I see a tight ass in yoga pants and I see bankruptcy.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 21, 2017 10:29 PM (2wRtc)
Heh. You are wise beyond your mere 29 years.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October
Good enough.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:42 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 10:40 PM (NWiLs)
--This generation is hard-pimpin' their little girls these days.
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 10:42 PM (GsAUU)
***
It also shows the 80-20 rule. Eighty percent of the women go after 20 percent of the men. Or as one research article put it, the average women labeled 80 percent of the men on the site as below average.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2017 10:42 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 10:41 PM (I11+c)
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You had a bed? Luxury! We,only dreamed of having beds!
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 10:43 PM (SHhXi)
DO NOT tell ace about this.
That'll teach the Ewok not to pick up hobos in porta-potties.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 21, 2017 10:43 PM (3C9q2)
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You had beds? Luxury!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 10:43 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2017 10:43 PM (m0mLh)
It would serve Mayor Dummy right.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2017 10:40 PM
And Oregon, too! Get them all those votes concentrated in one area!
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 21, 2017 10:43 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 10:44 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)
I was lucky enough in a previous life to tour a new (at the time) cigarette factory. The state of NC apparently had a revenue guy there. And, the daily tax check cut to the state gubmint was something like $7M.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, trying not to jinx the Astros at October 21, 2017 10:44 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 10:44 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2017 10:44 PM (IvWeH)
"buying a house, for someone you hate"
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 21, 2017 10:43 PM (2wRtc)
Or for someone who hates you. End result's the same.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 10:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Four Yorkshiremen at October 21, 2017 10:44 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Weasel
When I say "beds" I mean a pile of broken Valu-Rite bottles, but it were a bed to us.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 10:45 PM (I11+c)
https://youtu.be/75JjflWKs98
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 10:45 PM (rb1WU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 21, 2017 10:45 PM (qZSgP)
Thank God those days are gone.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 10:45 PM (tr2D7)
104 Damn you Weasel!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 10:44 PM (tr2D7)
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Why don't you try the "you had mornings!?" option.
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 10:45 PM (SHhXi)
Loved the dogs in the first part of the video - every head followed every food bowl getting placed on the floor.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2017 10:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2017 10:46 PM (nUkMr)
BRB
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 21, 2017 10:47 PM (1JnAL)
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Hmm. Let's take a look at the 'Economic security Project'. Here is their statement
"We believe financial security is a human right, and cash might be its most effective and efficient guarantee."
Well, alrighty then.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 10:47 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 10:45 PM (I11+c)
We used to dream of having broken bottles. There were eighty-seven of us all huddled in a pile of used hypodermic needles in a medical waste bin. But we were happy in those days...
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 21, 2017 10:47 PM (yJ1e6)
Fried slices of spam and mustard sandwiches.
Corned beef hash with a lightly fried egg.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2017 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
Coach Snyder did the best he could. The talent level at OU is very high. No need to hang your head low, KSU.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 21, 2017 10:47 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 10:36 PM (SHhXi)
Oh nice! How was the shootin'? And the food?! Did you get any good recipes? You could compile them and put them in a cookbook.
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2017 10:48 PM (Enq6K)
Come on - we've already tested this - it's called Social Security Disability.
Freed of the need to make a living, people on disability become enormously creative, productive, and generally make great use of all that free time.
If that isn't enough, Saudi Arabia and the Gulf states did the same thing when oil prices were high - at most, you had to show up a couple of hours a day to a government make-work job, but in any case all citizens got a decent, guaranteed, income. Foreigners were imported to do all the actual work.
As a result, of course, Saudi Arabia underwent a cultural renaissance, and became one of the world powers in art, science, and technology.
Stockton will do every bit as well, methinks.
Posted by: Packer Shareholder at October 21, 2017 10:48 PM (xnAyb)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 10:44 PM (P8951)
--The Belle of the Ball was Bell, CA.
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 10:49 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2017 10:49 PM (QLvwG)
Good thing both women are black. If the roommate was white, ghetto toilet water could claim she was driven to do it because of racism and white privilege.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 10:49 PM (P8951)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 21, 2017 10:49 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo!
But if you tell a young person today that, they wouldn't believe you.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 10:50 PM (I11+c)
Had a blast this morning when 2 yo grandson came to the Scout troop's pancake breakfast. We did some elevator riding of +/- 1 floor. He knew / felt that something was going on when we moved, but he wasn't sure what it was.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2017 10:50 PM (pNxlR)
Oh nice! How was the shootin'? And the food?! Did you get any good recipes? You could compile them and put them in a cookbook.
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2017 10:48 PM (Enq6K)
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The shootin' was fun! We set up a rifle target and a pistol target and didn't lose anyone to friendly fire. We have a couple of 'ette's that I'm looking at for the US Team.
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 10:50 PM (SHhXi)
Posted by: mnw at October 21, 2017 10:35 PM (YUN1C)
You will be soon enough.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2017 10:51 PM (wYseH)
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It's Shoulder of Pork And Ham , dammit.
Posted by: Hormel, Mystery Meat Division at October 21, 2017 10:51 PM (w1zJX)
Well, alrighty then.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 10:47 PM (w1zJX)
"Whoever you are, I have always depended upon the kindness of strangers."
Posted by: Dumbasses at the Economic Security Project and Blanche DuBois at October 21, 2017 10:51 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: mpfs Release the flying Sonobis! at October 21, 2017 10:51 PM (OnhLW)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 10:52 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 10:52 PM (SHhXi)
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 10:27 PM
That can be arranged.
But first, you must listen to That's Right (You're Not From Texas) by Lyle Lovett.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2017 10:52 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: barack Obama at October 21, 2017 10:53 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: DonnaV. at October 21, 2017 10:52 PM (P8951)
I guess scrapple is right out, then?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2017 10:53 PM (QLvwG)
"Road may be impassable when wet"
And sexy, very very sexy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 10:53 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 10:44 PM (P8951
The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 10:53 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: daddy's little sperm dish at October 21, 2017 10:53 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V.
Liberals believe that there really is such a thing as a free lunch.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2017 10:54 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Secretary to the Mayor of Stockton, CA at October 21, 2017 10:54 PM (I11+c)
People will spend a lot of money to win a stupid carnival prize. Not to buy it in a store or from the trunk of a car. The winning is the rush people pay for, not the trinket that would prove they'd won.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 21, 2017 10:54 PM (v8B+3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:54 PM (qJtVm)
I don't mind Spam. It's that clear goop that they pack it in that grosses me out.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 21, 2017 10:54 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:54 PM (qJtVm)
Drugs. Lots & lots of drugs.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 10:56 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: tu3031
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Oh, you mean the cosmoline! Snort!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 10:56 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 21, 2017 10:54 PM (O5Q3r)
Meat Jelly!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2017 10:56 PM (wYseH)
But I kind'a like the Music ... do dute do ...
They the taste is insane there ... do dute do ...
But the sushi chefs, they use it ... do dute do ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food & Music Critic ... at October 21, 2017 10:56 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2017 10:56 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 10:39
Hmm, I missed that part...thankfully!
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 21, 2017 10:56 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 10:52 PM (SHhXi)
That's good...at least a few people got to try them.
Wait? Bluebell was there?!
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2017 10:56 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 10:57 PM (P8951)
Posted by: jasper, with a wagging tail at October 21, 2017 10:57 PM (mJ8mX)
My cell phone went to Verizon Heaven just this evening. That's *two* phones I've destroyed so far this year. So I had to cancel everything I had ordered at Amazon right now, so that I could afford to get another one.
THIS time I'm taking the insurance!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 10:57 PM (eMKNe)
But it brings me back to high school.
Weird.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2017 10:58 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: DonnaV. at October 21, 2017 10:52 PM (P8951)
I guess scrapple is right out, then?
Treet: the cut-rate Spam.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2017 10:58 PM (60v4h)
Well, waking up in a ladyboy's trunk is not as bad as being defenestrated by one. That happened to some Brit businessman who was on a "business trip" in Bangkok. There was a dispute over the bill, I think. It made the Daily Mail.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 10:59 PM (8O3HH)
Fried slices of spam and mustard sandwiches.
Corned beef hash with a lightly fried egg.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 2
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Fry a package of bacon, set the bacon aside.
Fry a can of corned beef hash in the bacon grease.
Set the corned beef aside.
Fry a can of spam in the grease.
Set the spam aside.
Caramelize two cans of sliced pineapple.
Decorate you plates and enjoy.
Posted by: gNewt at October 21, 2017 10:59 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Chuck C
It's so FLUFFY, I'm gonna DIE !!!!!!
Posted by: Agnes ... at October 21, 2017 10:59 PM (AoK0a)
Spend two or three weeks walking around in the middle of nowhere. When you get to the bottom of your pack and the only thing left is a couple of cans of spam you will devour it like a porterhouse with a side of creamed spinach and a double scotch.
Interestingly, the acquired taste will stay with you. Does not mean you seek it out in the grocery store.
Interestingly, the ratio of calories to dollars is pretty high for spam.
What does spam stand for anyway? I always assumed it was for "spare meat."
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:00 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2017 11:00 PM (8iiMU)
It was fun.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October
That was a grocery store.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:01 PM (vuY5x)
"We believe financial security is a human right, and cash might be its most effective and efficient guarantee."
Progress is our most important product.
Posted by: Generous Eclectic at October 21, 2017 11:01 PM (IqV8l)
So, yeah, the Hawaiians can have All The Spam.
Posted by: JQ at October 21, 2017 11:01 PM (yD/Pf)
I'm gonna eat forever
I'm gonna gorge 'til I die
FLAB!
I ate a whole deli counter
People who see me just cry
I'm just your average typical
three thousand pound little girl
FLAB!
I'm gonna eat 'til my gut bursts
People will see me and hurl
Posted by: Lena Dunham, Rosie O'Donnell, et al at October 21, 2017 11:01 PM (eMKNe)
Oh, did I say *4th*?
Yes, yes I did.
Which is .... one more than the three (in)famous NoVaMoMe's.
(Waves at AtC and BCochran)
We had such a great time, and once again connected with the fine folks at the Lone Star State MoMe.
New faces, old ones, just a great time.
Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2017 11:02 PM (vUcdz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
I don't like SPAM!
(Actually, I don't mind it at all)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 11:02 PM (8O3HH)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9l7w235
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2017 11:02 PM (oVJmc)
But it brings me back to high school.
Weird.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2017 10:58 PM (wYseH
Surprised you didn't bake a cake for the singer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 11:02 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 21, 2017 10:54 PM (O5Q3r)
I bet you are the sort of squeamish type that won't drink the juice off a can of Vienna sausages either.
Spam is pretty good, it is better on a home-made pizza than corned beef.
With pineapple (and peppers added to the sauce) it is the bomb.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 11:02 PM (rb1WU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:02 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 11:03 PM (SHhXi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2017 11:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 11:03 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 11:03 PM (I11+c)
"We believe financial security is a human right, and cash might be its most effective and efficient guarantee."
Progress is our most important product.
Posted by: Generous Eclectic at October 21, 2017 11:01 PM (IqV8l)
--The Spirit of Progress never looks back.
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:03 PM (GsAUU)
I might be able to make that one.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 11:03 PM (eMKNe)
Whew. Bottom of the 8th!
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 21, 2017 11:04 PM (ASGHc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2017 11:04 PM (60v4h)
Vienna sausages are for guys that long to be gay but are too timid to actually suck a dick. or not.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:04 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 10:53 PM (ZTRlp)
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Because we GAVE it to other people. Now we have them as a new revenue source.
Posted by: Socialists at October 21, 2017 11:05 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: ECO nutjob at October 21, 2017 11:05 PM (w1zJX)
I might be able to make that one.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 11:03 PM (eMKNe)
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I'm available for MoMe's nation wide.
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 11:05 PM (SHhXi)
I have no desire to purchase one based on what they show.
The ridiculous drum circle crap song annoys me.
The young woman is writing "I love you." to a text, and the response I caught was "Who dis?"
The whole commercial pisses me off. Get off my lawn!
(Although, that 'who dis?', did crack me up.)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2017 11:05 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 11:05 PM (I11+c)
The rounded derrieres famously sported by Australian rapper Iggy Azalea and Kim Kardashian are believed to have inspired a generation of impressionable women.
I'm a long-time ass man, and that look does nothing for me at all. Quantity =/= quality.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
If you intend to try fried spam, slice thinner than 1/4" and fry at lower heat until crispiness just starts. Serve with mustard, definitely.
Do not bother with low fat / low cal spam under any circumstance - it does not fry well.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2017 11:06 PM (pNxlR)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9l7w235
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2017 11:02 PM (oVJmc)
--Now that's some good news!
(Although I heard the Blade Runner remake is actually pretty good)
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:04 PM (vuY5x)
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But not you, Y5! You are loud and proud!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 11:06 PM (qJtVm)
I really don't want to meet Al Roker.
Ye gods, that hyperactive, hyper-ventilating snotty hipster delivery was freaking annoying.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2017 11:06 PM (oVJmc)
California is already well on the way to that utopia - call it the "Zuckerberg Solution".
Posted by: Packer Shareholder at October 21, 2017 11:07 PM (xnAyb)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 10:57 PM (P8951)
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you say that until the AoS cookbook comes out.
The Scrapple Scrapple Scrapple Scrapple Scrapple Scrapple Scrapple Scrapple Scrapple eggs and Scrapple is Fabulous!
Posted by: Socialists at October 21, 2017 11:07 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 11:07 PM (SHhXi)
in a sort of medieval post-apoc village but there are roving packs of
Nazi bikers and the queen, "She", just fought some knights, a couple
samurai, and now a robotic Frankenstein's Monster. WTF?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 10:54 PM (qJtVm)
I'm going out on a limb here, but I am guessing this is not the script that was intended to be faithful to the H. Rider Haggard story.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 11:07 PM (rb1WU)
And the crowd went wild!
Aggies singing Star Spangled Banner
Posted by: Fox2! at October 21, 2017 11:07 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Girlfriend, I am all in or all out. Were I to go gay I would be flaming and FABULOUS! But never vienna sausage either way.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:07 PM (vuY5x)
:fist bump:
I was an ass man the day I was born. Them little bee-hinds just drive me insane.
But those KarsASShian fat asses are just repulsive. I like "pert" and "peachy" as the Daily Mail calls 'em, not those damn wide load lard butts.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 11:08 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Packer Shareholder
In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."
Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 11:08 PM (I11+c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 10:53 PM (ZTRlp)
That's not "the problem" with socialism. That's just what thankfully stops it, at some point.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 21, 2017 11:08 PM (8gDQu)
This used to be the page linked to my nickname here -
http://www.smalltime.com/findthespam/
Enjoy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2017 11:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 21, 2017 11:08 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:08 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2017 11:08 PM (m0mLh)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 11:07 PM (rb1WU)
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Did I mention there's a bad metal soundtrack?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 11:09 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 21, 2017 11:09 PM (NPyW2)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 10:52
It's really not bad. Kinda like eating bologna sammiches as an indulgence. You need good cheese of course.
Seldom have it, but BTW Walmart has a great garlic bologna. great w/ cheese for a sammich.
BTW, has anyone heard of a casserole named Johnny Marrzetti? It's great. My wife's Italian neighbors gave the family the recipe.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 21, 2017 11:09 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 11:07 PM (SHhXi)
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Substitute the words arugula or kale.
Posted by: gNewt at October 21, 2017 11:10 PM (ODaO0)
Weasel and Jim are masters at their crafts.
The menu for next year has already been set.
Pit roasted hog. Mark your calenders.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2017 11:10 PM (LH8Hn)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:10 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: JQ at October 21, 2017 11:10 PM (yD/Pf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2017 11:10 PM (60v4h)
Scrapple is dirty looking spam. It insists on not having you eat it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2017 11:10 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 11:05 PM (SHhXi)
Weasel's bad, bad, bad, bad, bad . . .
He's nationwide!
Posted by: ZZ Top at October 21, 2017 11:11 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 11:08 PM (8O3HH)
Ayup. It's grotesque.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Shoulders of Hobos and Hippy at October 21, 2017 11:12 PM (xGMFK)
Hmmmmm. (Looks for defunct cannery online)
Posted by: Shoulders of Hobos and Hippy at October 21, 2017 11:12 PM (xGMFK)
I like that there potted meat, mmmhmmm....
Posted by: Carl Childers at October 21, 2017 11:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 21, 2017 11:12 PM (O5Q3r)
Weasel and Jim are masters at their crafts.
The menu for next year has already been set.
Pit roasted hog. Mark your calenders.
Posted by: Ben Had
Thanks so much for having us all.
Posted by: Aviator at October 21, 2017 11:13 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 21, 2017 10:47
Forgot to mention that the dog was named Tucker, if you still read here Chi.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 21, 2017 11:13 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Harvey W. at October 21, 2017 11:13 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:04 PM (vuY5x)
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But not you, Y5! You are loud and proud!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 11:06 PM (qJtVm)
you go gurl!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 11:13 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October
nicely done.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:13 PM (vuY5x)
I put my meat in potted plants.
Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 21, 2017 11:13 PM (8O3HH)
Had to go into work today four hours early for a couple hours of training. Trying to stay up for four more hours.
How is everyone doing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:14 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2017 11:14 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 11:06 PM (qJtVm)
you go gurl!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October
So we are clear, you two can both choke down all the vienna sausages you want and it will not make you gay.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:14 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 21, 2017 11:13 PM (yJ1e6)
--That is so cool!
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:14 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 11:15 PM (qJtVm)
203 Was stationed in SE Asia and Hawaii a couple of three times and can say w/o a doubt that Spam Musubis were live savers for those times where you don't have the luxury of sitting down to eat - quick pick me up w/protein and starch and they are relatively cheap as well.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 21, 2017 11:09 PM (NPyW2)
Several years living in Hawaii as a kid made me a SPAM aficionado for life.
SPAM Musubi is da shiznit, and relatively easy to make at home.
And it was great to see all you degenerates again at the CenTXMoMee.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2017 11:15 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: John Marston at October 21, 2017 11:16 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:14 PM (vuY5x)
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Just disappointed.
Hey, when are you going to post the pics from GNAMM? Maybe one of the COBs can help.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 11:16 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2017 11:16 PM (m0mLh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:14 PM (ycWCI)
Tired but pretty good. Spent about the entire day schlepping my kids to various points all over God's green earth, but the time with them is invaluable.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2017 11:06 PM
Good grief. You fry it in lard!!!
Posted by: Shoulders of Hobos and Hippy at October 21, 2017 11:16 PM (xGMFK)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 21, 2017 11:17 PM (ASGHc)
Posted by: John Marston at October 21, 2017 11:17 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2017 11:17 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2017 11:10 PM (LH8Hn)
Thank you so much, Ben Had! I loved every minute of it, and can't wait for next year!
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 11:17 PM (SHhXi)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 11:17 PM (P8951)
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:17 PM (GsAUU)
I like Vienna Sausages, dammit, and I don't care who knows it.
Except the chicken ones. Or the off-brand ones, like "Libby's" I think it was. Awful.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2017 11:17 PM (m0mLh)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 21, 2017 11:17 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 11:17 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2017 11:18 PM (m0mLh)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 21, 2017 11:18 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:18 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: The 2009 Phillies at October 21, 2017 11:18 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 11:19 PM (I11+c)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 11:19 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Farmer Hoggett at October 21, 2017 11:19 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 21, 2017 11:19 PM (ASGHc)
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 11:19 PM (SHhXi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 11:19 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:14 PM (vuY5x)
Heh.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 11:19 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 21, 2017 11:19 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 21, 2017 11:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: jasper at October 21, 2017 11:20 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:14 PM (ycWCI)
Tired but pretty good. Spent about the entire day schlepping my kids to various points all over God's green earth, but the time with them is invaluable.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
That's great man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:20 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
Hmmmmm. (Looks for defunct cannery online)
Posted by: Shoulders of Hobos and Hippy
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Ours is still available, trade name too, if you're interested.
Posted by: Bon Vivant Soup Company at October 21, 2017 11:20 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 21, 2017 11:20 PM (JPRju)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:20 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 10:53 PM (ZTRlp)
That's not "the problem" with socialism. That's just what thankfully stops it, at some point.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 21, 2017 11:08 PM (8gDQu)
Someone said that low level drug dealers and marxist professors come out of the same network of people, and at some point they have to decide which one they want to be.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2017 11:21 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October
meh, for the Yankees, there is always next year.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:21 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:20 PM (ycWCI)
It sure is. Feels good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2017 11:21 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2017 11:21 PM (PvFoN)
But it is how he would have wanted it filmed on the medium to small-size screen. Every single scene.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 21, 2017 11:21 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:04 PM (vuY5x)
Vienna sausage cans fit in the bottom of a bag, and are a mix of heavily cooked down bits of otherwise unsalvageable chicken and corn syrup. The chicken is cooked down and the minerals and collagen and what-not are extracted along with "meat"
It is pretty nasty, but when you are really empty and/or under a lot of stress, that is what your body craves.
I try to keep a couple of cans with the bail-out kit. It's easier to eat on the run than a can of canned corned beef, it is not nearly as obnoxious when you dribble juice down the front of your coat as sardines, and you can fish the sausages out with the point of a knife, which is a trick you can't do with, say, deviled ham.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 11:21 PM (rb1WU)
Stockton, California
Is a shithole. Or at least it was when I lived there and I've heard nothing to say it's gotten any better.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 11:21 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2017 11:21 PM (Odqgt)
Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2017 11:21 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:20 PM (ycWCI)
Egg nog is wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (554cb)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (P8951)
I think they are.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (nNZSR)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:21 PM (vuY5x)
--Yup, just pay up like Bloomberg and try to buy another title
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:20 PM (ycWCI)
Egg nog is wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
*checks to make sure bottle is empty. Reassured, breaks it over the counter*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (ycWCI)
Fox sounds disappointed that there won't be a NY-LA series.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2017 11:21 PM (Odqgt)
Joe Suck and Troy Swallow calling the games in TX?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (nNZSR)
Ball Park beef franks are pretty good, IMO.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Pigeons on the Grass at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 11:19 PM (P8951)
????there are nights he DOESN'T get laid????
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (hscyr)
She was in more than one cell? Did they chop her up or something?
Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (6RZos)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 21, 2017 11:24 PM (O5Q3r)
Fry a can of corned beef hash in the bacon grease.
Set the corned beef aside.
Fry a can of spam in the grease.
Set the spam aside.
Caramelize two cans of sliced pineapple.
Decorate you plates and enjoy.
Posted by: gNewt
Aw man. Salty and sweet.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2017 11:24 PM (+lVUW)
I'm going out on a limb here, but I am guessing this is not the script that was intended to be faithful to the H. Rider Haggard story.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 11:07 PM
That's somewhat different from the Peter Cushing and Ursula Andress version.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2017 11:24 PM (IqV8l)
Actually, it doesn't really seem to 'stop' at all.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (2wRtc)
There has to be another I Hate Girls Blog out there somewhere?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 11:24 PM (ZTRlp)
It is pretty nasty, but when you are really empty and/or under a lot of stress, that is what your body craves.
I try to keep a couple of cans with the bail-out kit. It's easier to eat on the run than a can of canned corned beef, it is not nearly as obnoxious when you dribble juice down the front of your coat as sardines, and you can fish the sausages out with the point of a knife, which is a trick you can't do with, say, deviled ham.
Posted by: Kindltot at October
Well, I have to concede that the fact that you can dine upon them with the point of your knife makes them good for your bug out bag, but couldn't you just go with spam or Datrex biscuits? I would get dehydrated from wretching were I trying to eat vienna sausages.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:24 PM (vuY5x)
279 Only store bought hot dogs I trust are Hebrew National and Nathan's. Most of the rest are bad.
Posted by: CM9000 at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (nNZSR)
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Boars Head brand are pretty good but they have natural casings which sounds a little too much like a rubber ad for my liking.
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 11:24 PM (SHhXi)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 11:19 PM (P8951)
????there are nights he DOESN'T get laid????
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (hscyr)
He's Mr Kate Upton. There are worse duties to have.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:25 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
--Angus bun-length FTW!
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:25 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (ycWCI)
*flicks open Cold Steel Rajah*
Let's dance, nog boy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 21, 2017 11:25 PM (JPRju)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 11:19 PM (P8951)
????there are nights he DOESN'T get laid????
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
Isn't he the guy giving the high, hard one to Kate Upton?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 11:25 PM (I11+c)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 11:25 PM (P8951)
I think they are.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM (O5Q3r)
----
It sure wouldn't be the Brewers.
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 21, 2017 11:25 PM (pzA2L)
The ALCS shows why pre-season baseball is so magical. And no halftime show! It's the game, not the commercials.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2017 11:26 PM (qEnGf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (ycWCI)
*flicks open Cold Steel Rajah*
Let's dance, nog boy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:25 PM (NWiLs)
Cold Steel makes good looking products.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:27 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 21, 2017 11:27 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 11:25 PM (P8951)
--And yet the Indians Still shat the bed against the Yanks.
Oh wait, Cleveland and all that . . .
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:27 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 11:28 PM (SHhXi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (ycWCI)
*flicks open Cold Steel Rajah*
Let's dance, nog boy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:25 PM (NWiLs)
*remembers fight. Pulls out Cold Steel Gladius*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:28 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2017 11:28 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:27 PM (ycWCI)
*snort* Now THAT is how you do a backhanded compliment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 21, 2017 11:28 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2017 11:28 PM (eh0Va)
-- +1
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:29 PM (GsAUU)
Dad fought on islands in the Pacific, always refused to say which ones. He had malaria on and off until he died.
I do remember my mom serving Spam to us at meals when Dad was not present. She said that the only thing he ever asked was to never serve him Spam.
Posted by: Bizzare Facts! at October 21, 2017 11:29 PM (3rFY9)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 21, 2017 11:29 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 21, 2017 11:27 PM (G8B7r)
I tried the Evan Williams premixed stuff last year and really enjoyed it. I went to the liquor store after work today and saw it and made an impulse buy.
Finally a reason to enjoy the Christmas season starting in mid October!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:30 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
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Texas Pete Hot Sauce is made right here in NC, naturally.
Posted by: Pigeons on the Grass at October 21, 2017 11:30 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 11:30 PM (R5uzV)
Posted by: Bizzare Facts! at October
Man did she get off easy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:30 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 11:30 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 21, 2017 11:30 PM (G8B7r)
>> somewhere?
No like real girl no more? We love you long time.
Pay up, though, or we throw you out window.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaDuFWkattM
Posted by: Miss Tiffany's at October 21, 2017 11:31 PM (8O3HH)
Thank you Houston Astros from saving me from the Seventh Circle of Hell that would have been a Yankees vs Dodgers Series
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2017 11:28 PM (eh0Va)
And the church will say, "Amen!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2017 11:31 PM (qEnGf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:28 PM (ycWCI)
Oh shit.
*drops knife*
*grabs claymore*
Hah!
You know, this is getting kind of a Looney Tunes vibe...
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:31 PM (NWiLs)
So instead of a blue vs blue WS, it's gonna be a blue vs reddish-blue WS?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 11:31 PM (eMKNe)
/Gertrude Stein sock
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 11:31 PM (w1zJX)
And yeah, the Astros are the first team to win both the AL and NL pennant. the Brewers only won the AL pennant and I think those are the only two teams to have switched leagues.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 11:31 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
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Texas Pete Hot Sauce is made right here in NC, naturally.
Posted by: Pigeons on the Grass at October 21, 2017 11:30 PM (w1zJX)
New York City!
Get a rope.
Posted by: Pace Picante Cowboys at October 21, 2017 11:31 PM (ycWCI)
Kegel hotdogs? You know, that's not where they're supposed to go...
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
Well that's a damn shame.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2017 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at October 21, 2017 11:32 PM (Vi/hN)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October
nicely done.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:13
Whatever do you mean?
How has the move gone? Smoothly I hope.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 21, 2017 11:32 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
===
Whatever.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 21, 2017 11:30 PM (2wRtc)
Your shit is getting old.
The next whatever will be your last.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 11:32 PM (ZTRlp)
---
as a family member, and because it was so long ago, you can records from St Louis.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 11:32 PM (R5uzV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 11:32 PM (eMKNe)
*looks around. Pulls out Pole Axe*
Yes, I have noticed that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:33 PM (ycWCI)
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It won't find a nice new home in Berlin?
Oh. Wrong story reference. Never mind.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2017 11:33 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of left coast preverts, eh nerdygirl? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 11:33 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Insomniac
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*hands RPG marked 'Acme' *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 11:33 PM (w1zJX)
dine upon them with the point of your knife makes them good for your bug
out bag, but couldn't you just go with spam or Datrex biscuits? I
would get dehydrated from wretching were I trying to eat vienna
sausages.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:24 PM (vuY5x)
Datrex will bind you up like wallpaper paste.
Those half-cans of Spam are pretty cool too, and they do make a mini-corned beef can too--the mini-Spams often have Korean labeling too.
I suppose part of the joy of the Vienna sausages is the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders when I knock back the juice from the can.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 11:33 PM (rb1WU)
*grabs claymore*
Hah!
You know, this is getting kind of a Looney Tunes vibe...
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo!
I have a Tommy Gun for the first person to give me 3 umlauts.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 11:33 PM (I11+c)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 21, 2017 11:33 PM (nNZSR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2017 11:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 11:34 PM (eMKNe)
I do remember my mom serving Spam to us at meals when Dad was not present. She said that the only thing he ever asked was to never serve him Spam.
Posted by: Bizzare Facts! at October 21, 2017 11:29 PM (3rFY9)
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Same here! Dad had stretches of nothing but Spam and powdered eggs (if he was "lucky") and refused to eat the stuff ever again.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 11:34 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 11:22 PM
Hee!!
Now tonight I'm going to rewatch Games 4 & 5 of the 2015 ALDS, and say aloud: "This is what got you there, boys."
Someone on Fox just referred to Altuve as "I am the strike zone".
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 21, 2017 11:34 PM (ASGHc)
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as a family member, and because it was so long ago, you can records from St Louis.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 11:32 PM (R5uzV)
I thought one of the locations that had records was destroyed by fire or some such thing?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 11:34 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at October 21, 2017 11:34 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 11:34 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at October 21, 2017 11:35 PM (Vi/hN)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 21, 2017 11:35 PM (JPRju)
*looks around. Pulls out Pole Axe*
Yes, I have noticed that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:33 PM (ycWCI)
Where in the hell were you hiding that? Wait, nope, I don't want to know...
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 11:35 PM (w1zJX)
comments are Disqus, not Fartbook, so feel free to drop by and chime in or up ding
legalinsurrection.com/2017/10/25-not-salon-
approved-conservatives-worth-following-on-twitter/
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 11:36 PM (R5uzV)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 11:36 PM (I11+c)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 11:34 PM (ZTRlp)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Personnel_Records_Center_fire
Assuming that's what you mean. It was 'just' personnel records though - if you know what unit someone was with, those records weren't lost.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2017 11:36 PM (y87Qq)
The only thing worse would be a Yankees-Mets Series. De Blasio can't be bothered to fix the NYC subway system, so getting to the games would be chaos (moron meetup on a grand scale); and Hizzoner would doubtless insist that all players on both teams take a knee during the National Anthem.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 21, 2017 11:36 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 11:37 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe
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Lawyers in Love
Posted by: Jackson Brown at October 21, 2017 11:37 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:32 PM
I do not know Kegel and refuse to look it up. But you can look up Koegel!
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 21, 2017 11:37 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 21, 2017 11:37 PM (JPRju)
"Our House Wine is Jagermeister"
(imagine the appropriate umlauts...)
Methinks-- Jagermeister .... is... or makes... wine?!
*recalls those afterhours parties at the bar, eons ago*
Ugh.
Posted by: JQ at October 21, 2017 11:38 PM (yD/Pf)
they land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful
eating from TV trays
tuned in to Happy Days
waiting for world war 3 while Jesus slays
to the mating calls of
lawyers in love
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 11:38 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of left coast preverts, eh nerdygirl? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 11:33 PM (eMKNe)heated
--Why bother?
Reheated comic book/2D action/Pixar tripe you can hold out for on Redbox (or pirate, if that floats your boat), instead of dealing with cranky children in a stank theater with texting Millenorons.
Or actual entertainment at home for free, or less than $35.
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:38 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 11:38 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: colfax mingo at October 21, 2017 11:38 PM (0n18S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 11:34 PM (eMKNe)
--In reference to what?
I saw them live in '89 at the Boathouse in Norfolk.
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:39 PM (GsAUU)
Finally a reason to enjoy the Christmas season starting in mid October!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:30 PM
Premixed? I will have to look for it. We mix our own and hilarity ensues.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 21, 2017 11:39 PM (G8B7r)
Was not impressed with Nathan's. Hebrew National with Ba-tampte are my go-to.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2017 11:39 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe
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Lawyers in Love
Posted by: Jackson Brown at October 21, 2017 11:37 PM (w1zJX)
Right up there with such movie greats as:
"Nazi's in Love."
"NKVD in Love"
"The Little Red Book, You and Me."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:39 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2017 11:39 PM (mJ8mX)
How has the move gone? Smoothly I hope.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October
Well, everything took longer than expected but was well executed.
Guys that packed our stuff did a fantastic job.
Same with the guys that delivered it.
Thought we were done and all we had to do was get some stuff to storage. Then Mrs. YankeeFifth decided she wanted to look into one box really quick. Then another. Straight downhill after that. Now we have to go through all the boxes before they go to storage, pull about 10% out of each one, tape them back up, and find some place to put the stuff we pulled out. Sigh.
However, Colorado is a really cool place to reside, so far.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:39 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Rihar at October 21, 2017 11:40 PM (+ao6J)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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They were a local band, to me, in Georgia.
Posted by: Jackson Brown at October 21, 2017 11:40 PM (w1zJX)
Jagermeister is a digestif, and as such should be consumed with every meal.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 21, 2017 11:40 PM (RrhD2)
Finally a reason to enjoy the Christmas season starting in mid October!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:30 PM
Premixed? I will have to look for it. We mix our own and hilarity ensues.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 21, 2017 11:39 PM (G8B7r)
Mucus and cream! Yummy!
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 21, 2017 11:39 PM (G8B7r)
Yeah, premixed. Not too bad, and surprisingly punchy. Or I just may be a lightweight these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:40 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 21, 2017 11:40 PM (ASGHc)
I've never been that much of a baseball fan, but every time I hear the word's "Yankees lose", it makes me very happy.
THe thought of an NY vs LA World Series was just terrible.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 11:41 PM (8O3HH)
Those half-cans of Spam are pretty cool too, and they do make a mini-corned beef can too--the mini-Spams often have Korean labeling too.
I suppose part of the joy of the Vienna sausages is the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders when I knock back the juice from the can.
Posted by: Kindltot at October
Yeah on the Datrex, but that is the ration of last resort.
Were we ever stranded somewhere with nothing but vienna sausages, the are all yours. I will go find grubs, or natives.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:42 PM (vuY5x)
I hate pretty much anything in the anise family.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:42 PM (ycWCI)
Right up there with such movie greats as:
"Nazi's in Love."
"NKVD in Love"
"The Little Red Book, You and Me."
Posted by: Aetius
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"Squeal Like a Pig"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 11:42 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2017 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
No one has welcomed us to the neighborhood with a hot dish or scotch either. We did get cookies. Lots of cookies.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:44 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at October 21, 2017 11:44 PM (CxK6m)
I hate pretty much anything in the anise family.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:42 PM (ycWCI)
Jager, Sambuca, Ouzo...it's all just nasty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:45 PM (NWiLs)
When we were little, all eight of us kids would kneel beside our parents bed to pray before turning in.
At the end, we'd close with *Bless Mom, Dad,* and then list each one of us. Dad would always add, *And God bless you Chesty, wherever you are.*
The Marine Corps giveth, and the Marine Corps taketh away.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 11:45 PM (tr2D7)
Then when I set it down. I tell him to eat.
He still has a tendency to refuse to eat unless I have eaten something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:45 PM (ycWCI)
No one has welcomed us to the neighborhood with a hot dish or scotch either. We did get cookies. Lots of cookies.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:44 PM (vuY5x)
--Co is good for a lot of breweries --no, not that Coors crap, but good local ones.
Can't really comment on the weed, though.
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:46 PM (GsAUU)
Can't really comment on the weed, though.
Posted by: logprof at October
No worries, not my cup of herbs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:46 PM (vuY5x)
Was not impressed with Nathan's. Hebrew National with Ba-tampte are my go-to.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2017 11:39 PM
I believe so. Funny thing is that there is a Coney Island restaurant about every five square miles but I never eat coney dogs. Usually get an omelette because I love eggs.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 21, 2017 11:46 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:45 PM (NWiLs)
Aguardiente, Raki . . . I have a serious love for aguardiente
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 11:47 PM (rb1WU)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 21, 2017 11:47 PM (mMeIQ)
No worries, not my cup of herbs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:46 PM (vuY5x)
--
It's disco, poppers, and kielbasa all the way.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 21, 2017 11:47 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo!
If I wanted to drink something that tastes like NyQuil, I'd just drink NyQuil.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 11:47 PM (I11+c)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:45 PM (NWiLs)
*fistbump*
My aunt and I trade various odd liquors during the holidays. Last year she got me Galliano. Pure licorice. Gak.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:48 PM (ycWCI)
So, "digestif" is roughly equivalent to "emetic"?
LOL, to each his/her/xir own.
I happen to enjoy such things as fried okra. Also, ketchup on hotdogs....
FOOD FIGHT!
Posted by: JQ at October 21, 2017 11:49 PM (yD/Pf)
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there was a fire back in the early 70's...
what was lost, from which branch, during what period of service, varies, and is listed on their web page. it varies, and some/many were re-constructed in whole or in part.
be advised: the usual slugs answer your inquiry. they can't find all my records from 83-03, and i sent in a request for one gentleman's details, with his RA serial number, and got a form letter back saying it was a very common name and did i have a serial number or something?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 11:49 PM (R5uzV)
The cat looks on with disgust.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 11:49 PM (w1zJX)
Same, but gyros and a greek salad. Or a stack of 14" tire patch pancakes if it's breakfast.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2017 11:49 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:39
Awesome, best wishes for you both, enjoy.
T
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 21, 2017 11:49 PM (yJ1e6)
Can't really comment on the weed, though.
Posted by: logprof at October
No worries, not my cup of herbs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:46 PM (vuY5x)
--New Belgium also has a decent joint in DEN, right next to where the flights to Winnipeg go. Their stuff on tap, but also IMO good sandwiches.
Haven't had a Fat Tire in a while. . . .
Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2017 11:49 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:42 PM (
You misspelled cough syrup.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 11:50 PM (hscyr)
This gives me a vague air of disquiet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:52 PM (ycWCI)
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That's 'Regular Army' for you civilians. It means, among other things, that he enlisted in the service.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 11:52 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2017 11:49 PM
I moved away from Metro Detroit and the Yugoslavs who own my neighborhood place cannot make a good gyro. Strange.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 21, 2017 11:53 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 11:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: logprof
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They have a brewery here, next to the French Broad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 11:54 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 21, 2017 11:54 PM (mMeIQ)
T
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October
Thanks!
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 11:55 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2017 11:55 PM (IqV8l)
"The plan would likely trigger an influx of residents from nearby towns (and maybe even some from farther away). The town, facing high borrowing costs due to its junk bond-level credit ratings post-bankruptcy, would need to raise taxes in response to that. Higher taxes could in turn lead some high-income residents to leave, setting off a vicious cycle."
Geez, ya friggin' THINK?
Posted by: TB at October 21, 2017 11:55 PM (wNx6K)
(and maybe even some from farther away). The town, facing high borrowing
costs due to its junk bond-level credit ratings post-bankruptcy, would
need to raise taxes in response to that. Higher taxes could in turn lead
some high-income residents to leave, setting off a vicious cycle."
Jeez, what could go wrong?
Posted by: tu3031 at October 21, 2017 11:57 PM (O5Q3r)
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as a family member, and because it was so long ago, you can records from St Louis.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 11:32 PM (R5uzV)
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You can 'request' those records but its actually pretty simple. You are looking for the DD214 as that will show his campaign medals, awards, and what not. Go to www.archives dot com and go from there.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 21, 2017 11:57 PM (NPyW2)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 21, 2017 11:57 PM (P8951)
Posted by: TB at October 21, 2017 11:55 PM (wNx6K)
No, they don't. That's the fundamental problem.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette
My Grandpa (God rest him) used to say that he was a pilot in the Corps. They'd say "Take that shit and pilot over there. Take that shit and pilot over three."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 11:58 PM (I11+c)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 21, 2017 11:58 PM (nNZSR)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 11:47 PM (I11+c)
Word.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 11:59 PM (I11+c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2017 11:48
Try a Harvey Wallbanger. It's a tall vodka and OJ w/ a splash of Galliano. Actually very tasty.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 22, 2017 12:00 AM (yJ1e6)
CAUSE YOU BASTARDS PUTTING THAT SHIT ON YOUR 'HAWAIIAN' PIZZAS!!!!!11!!
Posted by: navycopjoe at October 22, 2017 12:00 AM (RgmpP)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 12:01 AM (mJ8mX)
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as a family member, and because it was so long ago, you can records from St Louis.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 11:32 PM (R5uzV)
I thought one of the locations that had records was destroyed by fire or some such thing?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
To me at least, this is not as important as respecting his privacy.
He was a good man, who lived through and saw too much at a young age. I have no desire to find out details he was not comfortable sharing with us, his children.
Spam? Ok Dad. None for you!
Posted by: Bizzare Facts! at October 22, 2017 12:01 AM (3rFY9)
CAUSE YOU BASTARDS PUTTING THAT SHIT ON YOUR 'HAWAIIAN' PIZZAS!!!!!11!!
Posted by: navycopjoe at October 22, 2017 12:00 AM (RgmpP)
NCJ!!!!!! pepperoni & pineapple go on my hawaiian pizza.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2017 12:02 AM (hscyr)
Aguardiente is pretty much are raw cane spirits macerated with anise, and that makes all the difference.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2017 12:02 AM (rb1WU)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 11:53 PM (8O3HH)
Ugh. If you don't mind my asking, are you taking any immunosuppressants or TNF-alpha inhibitors?
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:02 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: navycopjoe at October 22, 2017 12:04 AM (RgmpP)
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 22, 2017 12:04 AM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at October 22, 2017 12:04 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 22, 2017 12:05 AM (nNZSR)
>> alpha inhibitors?
Methotrexate, as usual. The TNF inhibitors are just too damn expensive (insurance won't cover but some fraction), plus the strong immunosupression is something I just don't won't to do.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:05 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
Yep. I like how they get puffied-up when u boil them in beer.
Posted by: Shoulders of Hobos and Hippy at October 22, 2017 12:06 AM (xGMFK)
Let them come to me. Well, I'll come to them.
I dig those sexy little palm trees.
Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 22, 2017 12:07 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October
When my dad was in the Army my mom bought him a really nice tool box with his name and rank engraved on a little plaque on the front, along with his ssn.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 12:08 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at October 22, 2017 12:04 AM (qul7b)
At what point does the taking of sperm become theft?
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 12:08 AM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at October 22, 2017 12:
Word
Posted by: Emily Litella at October 22, 2017 12:09 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 12:09 AM (mJ8mX)
Let them come to me.
Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 22, 2017 12:07 AM (8O3HH)
Is it wrong I thought of the scene in Braveheart?
It is kind of enjoyable when you think of how that turned out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:10 AM (ycWCI)
>> theft?
You mean there's like a market for the stuff?
Damn, I've been giving it away for free for all these years. Just overflowing with the stuff. If I had a nickel....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:11 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2017 12:12 AM (rb1WU)
Damn, I've been giving it away for free for all these years. Just overflowing with the stuff. If I had a nickel....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:11 AM (8O3HH)
It can be expensive. Ironically for the giver, not the receiver.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:12 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2017 12:12 AM (rb1WU)
Isn't that also characteristic of Absinthe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:12 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: the sperminator at October 22, 2017 12:13 AM (mJ8mX)
http://tinyurl.com/ybob4pt7
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:14 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:12 AM (ycWCI)
Not a clue. The clouding up comes from something in the anise oils, I know that.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2017 12:14 AM (rb1WU)
It means, among other things, that he enlisted in the service.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 11:52 PM (w1zJX)
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yeah, he enlisted from East LA in the mid-60s (67, IIRC) as a clerk.
in an MI unit, and that's why the COL of the SF company signed his bring back papers on his ChiCom pistol souvenir. (he was on a BDA out in the boonies)
you can always tell the real squirrels: they keep the faith, unto death.
(it's going to a museum, one of these days, with his self-effacing notes AND his records, if i can pry them loose.)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 12:14 AM (R5uzV)
And very, very good eats afterwards, in the early evening.
A high point for me. 'Ette Steck brought her pre-WWII Garand, and I got to run two en-block clips of '06 downrange therefrom.
That rifle is amazing. It is fully factory-new-mint condition, so tight, one is immune from "Garand Thumb", and is lazer accurate to boot.
I have to find a way to be named in her will for that rifle.
Y'all have no idea of what fun was had today in Central Texas, shooting guns of every description, eating the finest beef from a ranch-slaughtered steer, and enjoying the fine hospitality from Ben Had and the company of a few dozen of Teh Horde, withal.
That the Astros win, is but icing on the cake.
ALL THE FUN WAS AT TEH MO MEET.
Every thing else, was lessened, accordingly.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
p.s. Weasel is about a fine a shooting coach as I've ever worked a firing line with. If you want to learn how to be on target with a rifle. ANY rifle, you'd be well advised to seek his advice and capable coaching.
Gospel, that.
Posted by: Jim at October 22, 2017 12:15 AM (SHhXi)
Speaking of sex harassment, I saw a Daily Mail piece about Ted Baxter (O'Reilly). Remember Lis Wiehl? The blonde lawyer/prosecutor that he had on all the time.
He settled a sex harassment suit with her for *$32M*, they say.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:15 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Moby Dick at October 22, 2017 12:15 AM (xGMFK)
Posted by: RM at October 22, 2017 12:16 AM (eP+dt)
And reading down into the arak article I see that the similarly-pronounced aragh is a vodka. I wonder if that's the British usage I've heard before as I recall the spelling as being somethign like arrach for it.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 12:16 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 22, 2017 12:16 AM (P8951)
Sorry to here you are dealing w/ RA. My SIL has it and it's hell to deal w/.
Of course so is she! Maybe because of it, I understand. Tho she's always been that way.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 22, 2017 12:17 AM (yJ1e6)
They will pry my sperm from cold, dead.....no, my hot, throbbing.....
Well, they won't really have to pry.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:17 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 22, 2017 12:16 AM (P8951)
Night, Donna of the ampersands.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:17 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 22, 2017 12:18 AM (yJ1e6)
>> understand.
Thanks. And you tell her to hang in there.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:18 AM (8O3HH)
Well, they won't really have to pry.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:17 AM (8O3HH)
Go on...
Posted by: Barney Frank at October 22, 2017 12:19 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 12:19 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Astute Dude at October 22, 2017 12:20 AM (IkSJe)
Posted by: Epobirs at October 22, 2017 12:20 AM (AJKgl)
That's why paregoric becomes cloudy when mixed with water-- it contains anise oil as a flavoring. My dad used to keep a small bottle of paregoric in the medicine cabinet when I was a kid because the opium in it stops diarrhea.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 22, 2017 12:20 AM (3C9q2)
Tar Heels are bad. Really bad. (said in the voice of Mr. Mackey).
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 22, 2017 12:20 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 12:20 AM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 12:22 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Epobirs at October 22, 2017 12:20 AM (AJKgl)
I trained Ajax the same way. I read a lot of books about training before I got him. They said Australian Cattle dogs did better with a lot of order, boundaries and discipline.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:22 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:05 AM (8O3HH)
Gotcha. I have PsA, and the usual oral meds are contraindicated for me, so I have to go the TNF inhibitor route. They are expensive as hell. Some of the manufacturers have assistance programs, which you might look into if you decide to go that route (in consultation with your rheumatologist, of course).
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Barney Frank
Well, it is cold and dead, now....
:vomits out entire stomach:
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:23 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Astute Dude at October 22, 2017 12:23 AM (IkSJe)
Posted by: the sperminator at October 22, 2017 12:23 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at October 22, 2017 12:04 AM (qul7b)
At what point does the taking of sperm become theft?
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 12:08 AM (bvE6q)
This has actually been litigated IIRC. Let me see if I can find the story...
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Astute Dude at October 22, 2017 12:24 AM (IkSJe)
>> contraindicated for me
You know, I think I remember reading that they've found that methotrexate actually does not help at all with PsA, and so you should go right the TNFs and other biologicals.
I *think* I remember that.
It does help with RA, I can attest to that (although it doesn't work in all patients).
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:24 AM (8O3HH)
a) They raised my tuition about 20% every year I was there
b) my degree is useless and I'm working construction now
c) they enshrined "Snowflake Studies" as an actual major
Now they want donations. Yeah, see ya there bro.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 22, 2017 12:25 AM (I11+c)
http://tinyurl.com/ybob4pt7
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:14 AM (ycWCI)
That is cool. And I think their prices have gone up across the board.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:25 AM (NWiLs)
He was a good man, who lived through and saw too much at a young
age. I have no desire to find out details he was not comfortable sharing
with us, his children.
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that is totes understandable, given the horrors of the Pacific.
at the same time, and with ZERO disrespect to your Dad, the perspective of what he was protecting you from might deepen your appreciation and understanding of the man himself.
my FiL was on the Showboat from 42 on to VJ day, and it scarred him too, so i can understand your reticence.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 12:25 AM (R5uzV)
Would you leave the boxes alone already?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 12:26 AM (vuY5x)
Having as much fun as I did with the Horde at the MoMee has totally wiped me out. Special thanks to several, starting with Ben Had who is an awesome host.
I learned quite a bit gunwise today, from boresight to Tipton gun vises and plenty in between, and got to shoot Steck's Garand also. Great stuff.
Also special thanks to Jim and Weasel re: sighting in my .308, they did in 10 minutes what would have taken me 3 months to maybe pull off. I was pretty damn pleased with myself when I kept nailing that target downrange.
I need sleep. Thanks again to all. Goodnight.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 22, 2017 12:26 AM (yefef)
That's a good porn title.
Of course, it could be Mole on Labia, which could be a medical themed porno or something.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:26 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:27 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 22, 2017 12:27 AM (1kkde)
Would you leave the boxes alone already?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 12:26 AM (vuY5x)
you could distract her you know, if you've got jewelry ready for the aftermath.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2017 12:29 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at October 22, 2017 12:04 AM (qul7b)
At what point does the taking of sperm become theft?
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 12:08 AM (bvE6q)
This has actually been litigated IIRC. Let me see if I can find the story...
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:24 AM (NWiLs)
Here's the story I was thinking of. Messed up stuff.
http://tinyurl.com/yacjb9b7
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:30 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:24 AM (8O3HH)
I'm glad it helps. It's a shitty disease.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:30 AM (NWiLs)
@GregAbbott_TX 1h
Astros fans: At your request I have refrained from tweeting. Now the jinx is gone. CONGRATULATIONS @Astros for going to the #WorldSeries.
Bwah!! He texted before the top of the 8th, Game 4 ALDS Royals Astros, Houston up 6-2, that it was going to be an all-Texas ALCS.
IIRC: KC v Toronto that year.
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 22, 2017 12:30 AM (ASGHc)
Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at October 22, 2017 12:30 AM (gB+8C)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 12:31 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2017 12:12 AM (rb1WU)
Isn't that also characteristic of Absinthe?
Posted by: Aetius
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In one chapter of my squandered youth, it was common in France to order a beer, and a shot of Penod. Pouring a few drops of the Pernod into the beer would turn it cloudy, and add the flavor of anise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 12:31 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 22, 2017 12:27 AM (1kkde)
They are with the Paolo. Certainly not with their husbands!
Posted by: Paolo at October 22, 2017 12:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at October 21, 2017 11:44 PM (CxK6m)
If dinner isn't in her bowl at 6 pm sharp, I get the Bark of Righteous Indignation from poochie.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 22, 2017 12:31 AM (2NqXo)
The grandfather on my mother's side joined in '37. He joined the cavalry. And when he died we found his cavalry boots in his chest. He was in the Pacific in WWII and Korea. He NEVER talked about the war(s) in my memory. He would talk about people he knew, but never about his service. Retired a Major. Then did 15 years in civil service.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:32 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October
yeah, not going to work. something along the lines of hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. nothing is going to stop her from opening boxes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 12:32 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: astrofifth at October 22, 2017 12:34 AM (IkSJe)
Posted by: Sandy at October 22, 2017 12:34 AM (1kkde)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 12:34 AM (w1zJX)
>> http://tinyurl.com/yacjb9b7
Now that is something. I think I remember it. I agree it's not "theft". I mean, once you give 'er the money shot, it's her. You gave freely.
But a paternity suit, no 'effing way.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:34 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 12:32 AM (vuY5x)
bribe the dogs to beg her for a walk?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2017 12:34 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at October 22, 2017 12:35 AM (w1zJX)
We did have a blast at the LV MoMee and hope it can happen again.
The more Morons that gather together the better this world is, IMHO. Be well you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 22, 2017 12:35 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October
she has walked the dogs maybe five times.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 12:36 AM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:37 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:34 AM (8O3HH)
Pretty insane. Then you have the cases of male statutory rape victims ordered to pay child support...
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:37 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 12:36 AM (vuY5x)
she's immune to puppy eyes?! sigh. that's too bad. you're screwed.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2017 12:38 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:38 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: Vietnamese hookers at October 22, 2017 12:38 AM (I11+c)
PBUH
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:38 AM (LS3oW)
Peanut Butter Upon Him?
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:39 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JuJuBee
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Yeah, our dog uses the sun as a reference. Sun coming up? Time to wake Mike! *jumps on bed, sneezes in Mike's face*. What this means is that when the time changes, I'll be getting up an hour earlier.
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at October 22, 2017 12:39 AM (w1zJX)
>> http://tinyurl.com/yacjb9b7
Well yes that seems to be a clear case of sperm theft by swindle.
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 12:39 AM (bvE6q)
Better yet is the guy who proved none of his kids were his. Yet the judge required him to pay child support.
And women wonder where all the good men have gone.
Gone hunting or fishing is my guess.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:40 AM (LS3oW)
/Warbucks
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 12:40 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: JuJuBee
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Yeah, our dog uses the sun as a reference. Sun coming up? Time to wake Mike! *jumps on bed, sneezes in Mike's face*. What this means is that when the time changes, I'll be getting up an hour earlier.
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at October 22, 2017 12:39 AM (w1zJX)
They start singing every morning in unison. Of course before we are up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 12:41 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:40 AM (LS3oW)
The system is FUBAR.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:41 AM (NWiLs)
They start singing every morning in unison. Of course before we are up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 12:41 AM (ZTRlp)
It is how they, as a species, get back at us for dressing them in hats and sweaters and making them do silly things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:42 AM (ycWCI)
They start singing every morning in unison. Of course before we are up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 12:41 AM (ZTRlp)
It is how they, as a species, get back at us for dressing them in hats and sweaters and making them do silly things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:42 AM (ycWCI)
Karma's a bitch. Sometimes quite literally.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:44 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:39 AM (NWiLs)
I ain't licking it off of him
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at October 22, 2017 12:44 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:39 AM (NWiLs)
I ain't licking it off of him
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at October 22, 2017 12:44 AM (1JnAL)
You know you've already done far worse.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:45 AM (NWiLs)
Re PBUH. For ol' Mo, and others I really, really despise, it's Piss Be Upon Him.
For myself and those I like, it's Pee you ess ess why Be Upon Them
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 12:46 AM (8O3HH)
They start singing every morning in unison. Of course before we are up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 12:41 AM (ZTRlp)
It is how they, as a species, get back at us for dressing them in hats and sweaters and making them do silly things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:42 AM (ycWCI)
Karma's a bitch. Sometimes quite literally.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:43 AM (NWiLs
We don't dress them up. It can't be the couch use, so not sure where this Karma is coming from
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 12:46 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 12:46 AM (ZTRlp)
You know what you did.
Posted by: MisHum's doggehs at October 22, 2017 12:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 12:48 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Jasper at October 22, 2017 12:48 AM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Jasper at October 22, 2017 12:48 AM (bvE6q)
And it's scary to contemplate how you know that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:51 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:41 AM (NWiLs)
That's because 2/3rds of the participants like the way it is.For you morons: that's the judge, the defendant/plaintiff, and the other one.
It is so rigged these days that about 70% of women do the divorce filings.I don't blame them. Why put up with some guy and his smelly socks and bad breath if you can sue for divorce and get the house, the car and half his stuff. Plus if there's kids, you can torture him till they're 18 (and sometimes beyond) over paying for every little thing that the child support is supposed to go for and, and visitation. Changing meetings, taking the kid somewhere when they're supposed to see dad, or if you're clever you can completely turn the kid against him so they hate him and not YOU who filed in the first place.
What a system. What a country. Not for long at this rate.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:51 AM (LS3oW)
The house looks more like new age heap than and elegant Victorian mansion though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:54 AM (ycWCI)
* starts to pluck it out of his hair, backs off in horror *
Ew! Um... That looks like a big glob of peanut butter!
Could happen to anyone, right?
Posted by: true frat stories from the early 1970s at October 22, 2017 12:54 AM (gB+8C)
Sadly, divorce is a multi-billion dollar industry in its current configuration and thus is unlikely to meet any meaningful reform any time soon.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:55 AM (NWiLs)
>> http://tinyurl.com/yacjb9b7
Well yes that seems to be a clear case of sperm theft by swindle.
That's a mouthful.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 22, 2017 12:55 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:45 AM (NWiLs)
Scamper, yes, hydraulics, no.
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at October 22, 2017 12:55 AM (1JnAL)
Scared them all away.
Sniff, sniff. Is it the smell of my browser?
Or just the funky words and stuff?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:55 AM (LS3oW)
Scared them all away.
Sniff, sniff. Is it the smell of my browser?
Or just the funky words and stuff?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:55 AM (LS3oW)
It was the socks and bad breath.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 22, 2017 12:55 AM (IcT7t)
that's what she said.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2017 12:57 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 22, 2017 12:55 AM (IcT7t)
that's what she said.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2017 12:57 AM (hscyr)
Or mumbled. Hi-Yo!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:58 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:51 AM (LS3oW)
Sadly, divorce is a multi-billion dollar industry in its current
configuration and thus is unlikely to meet any meaningful reform any
time soon.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:55 AM (NWiLs)
Show me a divorce attorney, and I'll bet that his political contributions go to the Democrats at the state house level.
As a matter of fact, they probably sit in the legislators office and write the legislation for them.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at October 22, 2017 12:58 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 12:54 AM (ycWCI)
Did some new fad get started? I see all the women wearing their hair in one style of bun or another.
It's not a pretty look. Maybe practical and quick to put up but it looks tacky.
I call them knot heads cause a lot of them just knot their hair up.
Men and women have a responsibility to look nice for each other out in public. A job is no excuse, only dirty work is good reason to look like a garbage heap scrabbler.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:59 AM (LS3oW)
This sperm theft crap thing has done got me to ponderin'.
Now, if the dude was banging her with a condom and it broke, or using other birth control and it failed, I'd say them's the risks and he should be on the hook.
However, if some dude whacked off into the sock, or potted plant, and some woman came and grabbed it somehow and impregnated herself with it, then I'd say no way.
The sneaky BJ thing is the same thing as the latter, I say at first blush and ponder.
But where, where it the line between those two cases?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:00 AM (8O3HH)
Oh yes. I forgot about the fourth party to the fubar divorce system. The Lawyers.
Of courses without the women deciding their "needs" aren't being met is enough reason to toss a guy out on his ear and make him pay for two households for the rest of his short life.
Did I mention that men live 8-10 years less than women?
Old joke: "You know why women live longer than men."
Ans. "They're not married to women."
Barrump bump
Enjoy the waitress and tip your veal.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 01:02 AM (LS3oW)
Thank you BenHad for another excellent get together!
Posted by: lin-duh falling at October 22, 2017 01:04 AM (kufk0)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 01:04 AM (bjlHK)
"Crazy" does not usually have a warning label "do not stick it in here."
Posted by: Uatu the Hawaiian Watcher at October 22, 2017 01:04 AM (gB+8C)
You need a taste of reality my friend. Those cases actually exist and the MAN (the victim imo) has been found liable for paternity, child support and so forth.
Toss up whether to go after the stupid judges or the lawyers that come up with precedents that convinced them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 01:05 AM (LS3oW)
Yeah, how can you prove "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...she snuck and stole my spooge!" :shudder:
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:08 AM (8O3HH)
This sperm theft crap thing has done got me to ponderin'.
Now, if the dude was banging her with a condom and it broke, or using other birth control and it failed, I'd say them's the risks and he should be on the hook.
However, if some dude whacked off into the sock, or potted plant, and some woman came and grabbed it somehow and impregnated herself with it, then I'd say no way.
The sneaky BJ thing is the same thing as the latter, I say at first blush and ponder.
But where, where it the line between those two cases?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:00 AM (8O3HH)
Good question. I think where he made the deposit would be a reasonable place to start the inquiry.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 01:08 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:59 AM (LS3oW)
Work is kind of a mixed bag. There is a red head where I work with vast... tracts of land who had her hair done up in a Fawcett-esque like do the other day. Quite fetching.
Then there is a dude who had a weird top thing. Like a pony tail but directly on the top of his head. It looked like a sprout of something. Douchebag.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 01:10 AM (ycWCI)
All sorts of scenarios are running through my head, and I'm trying to decide on the hook or not.....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:10 AM (8O3HH)
Men
and women have a responsibility to look nice for each other out in
public. A job is no excuse, only dirty work is good reason to look like a
garbage heap scrabbler.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 12:59 AM (LS3oW)
I hope I don't look like a garbage heap scrabbler, but I often bundle my hair into a knot with a scrunchie.
I hear scrunchies are "out" but I do as I please.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 01:11 AM (bjlHK)
Old joke: "You know why women live longer than men."
Ans. "They're not married to women."
I thought that changed?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 01:11 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 01:12 AM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 12:39 AM (NWiLs)
Pudding, surely?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2017 01:12 AM (y87Qq)
I hear scrunchies are "out" but I do as I please.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 01:11 AM (bjlHK)
It is endearing, Ms Miley. It is what I like to call the "fuck you" school of fashion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 01:13 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: ibguy at October 22, 2017 01:13 AM (vUcdz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMpQ7Ycbhx8
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 01:04 AM (bjlHK)
Hindsight is always 20/20. I never in a million years would've thought my now ex would fuck me over until she did.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 01:13 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 01:14 AM (ycWCI)
Sometimes it does:
The Other McCain: http://tinyurl.com/yb2c26kq
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 01:14 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 01:14 AM (IqV8l)
All sorts of scenarios are running through my head, and I'm trying to decide on the hook or not.....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:10 AM (8O3HH)
Hopefully we can agree the ficus is right out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 01:15 AM (NWiLs)
It's easier to shiv someone from behind.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 01:15 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 01:15 AM (NWiLs)
Sure! Toss me aside once you have had your fun!
Posted by: The Ficus at October 22, 2017 01:16 AM (ycWCI)
It's easier to shiv someone from behind.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 01:15 AM (LS3oW)
Ask bluebell. She knows.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 01:16 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 01:13 AM (ycWCI)
I dropped out of that school. I'm happier in the woods, or a garden.
Not that I can't get dressed up, it's just rare and not my preferred lifestyle. Plus, cheaper. Plus, not as much shopping required. I hate shopping, but I did force myself to go to Kohl's today and got 2 tops for fall, and a pair of flats. Soon it'll be too cold for open toes in the mornings. Got away spending only $61, so it felt like a success.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 01:17 AM (bjlHK)
At what point does jerking off onto a ficus seem like a good life choice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 01:17 AM (ycWCI)
There's a failure rate for every form of birth control, of course, even the pill.
For example, the failure rate of condoms is 14%. The pill is about 5%.
The ol' coitus interruptus (20%) is better than spermicide (26%).
Even vasectomies and tube-tying as a non-zero failure rate. Very small, but non-zero.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:17 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 01:18 AM (bvE6q)
At what point does jerking off onto a ficus seem like a good life choice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 01:17 AM (ycWCI)
That's how you get Ents.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 01:18 AM (NWiLs)
Our Duchess would be hot in her scrunchie in a burlap bag, can we all agree?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:19 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 01:18 AM (NWiLs)
The coveted Archer/LoTR crossover. Nice!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 01:19 AM (ycWCI)
Our Duchess would be hot in her scrunchie in a burlap bag, can we all agree?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:19 AM (8O3HH)
Probably itchy too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 01:19 AM (NWiLs)
218 How is everyone doing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Physically tired, the satisfied kind, so really good.
Graded my in-laws' (they live next door) driveway yesterday evening and today. Shoveled and dumped ton and a half or so of dirt and gravel.
They are in their mid-80s. BIL handles house maint tasks and I deal with the yard. Mowing, snow removal, tree trimming, etc.
Driveway was rutted at one entrance and made my snow thrower hang up. Bladed out the hump (80 ft long or so). Way more spoil than it seemed! 12 dump cart loads.
Then I mowed and burned brush/deadfall that's been collecting for a year.
So, all in all, a pretty good day for gonna turn 60 in a few weeks.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 22, 2017 01:20 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 22, 2017 01:20 AM (di1hb)
Good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 01:20 AM (ycWCI)
Would you believe the failure rate of that is non-zero, as well?
I'll refrain from the details, unless requested.
But those little tadpoles can be good swimmers sometimes.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:21 AM (8O3HH)
At least, that's what Champ the Horse told us ;-)
Ben Had, thank you as always for your hospitality!
And Barton loves his Trump Because You Deserve It shirt, too funny ! (Country Boy, I know you had a hand in that....)
G'Night, everybody! /static /SlapWeasel
Posted by: Steck at October 22, 2017 01:21 AM (LlRQB)
Occasionally is okay it just seems every woman is doing it and I miss looking a nice hairdos and the faces look nicer framed by hair than that knot.
But I'm sure you carry it off with grace and elegance.
Some people cannot.
And I haven't excluded men from my critique. Running around looking like a hobo is not a good look unless you just crawled out from under a D-10 cat that's threw a track and you're on your way home.
Let's dress up for each other. We will also feel better about ourselves. I get nicer reactions when I clean up even when it's just to the store.
I'm old school. What can I say. I also miss women's sexy voices. Where did they go? And Men's with deep ones. I got mine back after I kicked my painkillers. Didn't know it was gone till it came back.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 01:21 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: H. Weinerstein at October 22, 2017 01:22 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: X-ray
Cheyenne Cinnamon says:
Intercourse, that's whack
it don't count if it's in your crack
https://youtu.be/qbnBzshNt3o
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 22, 2017 01:23 AM (I11+c)
I'll refrain from the details, unless requested. '
Pesky run down.
Posted by: H. Weinerstein at October 22, 2017 01:23 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: ibguy at October 22, 2017 01:25 AM (vUcdz)
Nope. Still about 8-10 years.
Women are dying of male diseases now though.
Heart attacks, strokes, and stomach problems from stress of jobs.
So they've gotten equal there.
The female constitution is better equipped and the survival of the fittest has made women longer living as they can continue to care for the offspring and the offspring of their offspring.
Once a man's deposited his sperm, Mother Nature don't need him around anyhow. So unless he's making babies at 65 his longevity genes don't get passed on.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 01:27 AM (LS3oW)
>> don't need him around anyhow.
That's true for lower animals like cats and dogs, mostly. But human offspring take a hell of a lot to raise, and that's there's an evolutionary basis for the woman getting the father to stick around and take care of them.
There are some quirks with that, though.....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:30 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Alana at October 22, 2017 01:31 AM (FrG0z)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:19 AM (8O3HH)
Probably itchy too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 01:19 AM (NWiLs)
Yeah, itchy for sure. How about a man's shirt with the sleeves rolled up? I like to wear Tim's - he loved that look. When I pull out the scrunchie, my hair is wavy, so there's that.
Not getting dressed up to look nice unless I feel like it, or the venue calls for it. But I don't wear ugly stuff. Like, for example, Birkenstocks.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 01:32 AM (bjlHK)
Not him specifically but a meat supplier is still necessary for survival.
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 01:32 AM (bvE6q)
the ficus was asking for it.
Did you see how she was dressed?
But I'm rehabbed now, so that was wrong, of course.
Posted by: Heavy Winestain at October 22, 2017 01:32 AM (gB+8C)
Posted by: beavis at October 22, 2017 01:34 AM (qGuLD)
I hear you but we've always been a troop or tribal species so any particular male won't be missed. His duties of protection and hunting can be done by another.
The female however is irreplaceable up to a certain age and the youngsters get imprinted so they tend to stay close which also can be protective of the female.
Long as there's enough young males to throw at the lions, tigers and bears, Oh my, then the species goes on. A particular males genes may not make it.
The longevity genes that get passed on are the alpha males. (and sometimes one of the lower ranks sneaks in a squirt or two).
And the alpha can get worn out pretty quickly.
Can't use mountain gorillas or chimps or Baboons as examples of what our forerunner species had to contend with as they're current environment is totally different than ours was. And of course after a while we started to change that environment. And other factors come into play.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 01:36 AM (LS3oW)
https://polination.wordpress.com/
2017/10/21/happy-caturday-3/
https://bluebirdofbitterness.com/
2017/10/21/caturday-funnies-13/
mind the page-breaks before 2017
Posted by: Feline Funny Forum at October 22, 2017 01:36 AM (gB+8C)
Posted by: tbodie at October 22, 2017 01:36 AM (Lsu/B)
In the demotivational, disillusionment, at least I'm not the guy category, I remember a cartoon. A NSFW type cartoon series.
A woman was explaining to her son how he came to be. She was a porn star. She was doing a lesbo scene and her partner had just done a bukake scene.
SHe didn't think she needed to worry, but the other girl didn't clean up properly.
Now, how would you like to be that guy?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:37 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 01:39 AM (bjlHK)
Some can carry that look off quite well. It's the ones that don't, shouldn't. I understand about the ease of use.
We men do have it better in hair styles as far as ease of use.
But there's compensations as in all things.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 01:41 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2017 01:41 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 01:39 AM (bjlHK)
Double Eeeew.
Why would she explain that to the kid?
That's gotta be child abuse right there. Make up a story! Geez!
The truth is not always a good thing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 01:42 AM (LS3oW)
That was just the demented mind of the cartoonist, of course.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:44 AM (8O3HH)
The purpose of the human male is to fight, fuck and die, in that order.
Fight and survive thus proving worth to fuck and pass on genes.
Fuck to pass on genes and stay with woman/kids until later are big enough to feed themselves/run away.
Die to get out of the way and stop consuming resources allowing woman to fuck some other fucker, diversifying the gene pool.
50% of current society feels we can skip the first two steps and go straight to a male die-off 'for the children and the plant.'
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 22, 2017 01:45 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 01:45 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: mindful webworker at October 22, 2017 01:47 AM (gB+8C)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Thigh boots: yea or nay?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 22, 2017 01:48 AM (I11+c)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:48 AM (8O3HH)
preferences. I'm just not into the fancy dress up, or spending a lot of
time fixing myself up. Some men dig that. I use a little eyeshadow and
mascara, nothing more. Never have.
Low maintenance. Every woman a judge has ordered me to stay away from has been the same.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 22, 2017 01:48 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 01:49 AM (NWiLs)
Depends on how you define "dress up". If you know what I mean.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:49 AM (8O3HH)
however, be forewarned: the procedure is deceptively named.
even with the surgery, they still get hysterical, just like the rest of the pool.
Fing false advertising.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 01:50 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 22, 2017 01:50 AM (qul7b)
That's not what i meant. I don't expect anyone to dress up for work or to go to the store for milk.
But a little attention to your look is a good thing.
I'm speaking of my self too. I was just as guilty as the next person.
I looked like a hobo sometimes. When I started taking stock of how far i'd "fallen" recently that was one thing I could correct right away. Not dress up just look neat and nice.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 01:50 AM (LS3oW)
=-=-=
Mom's giving deep throat bj's for the long term win!
Posted by: every happy dad! at October 22, 2017 01:50 AM (v9gSJ)
Kat Timpf (Gutfeld show is repeating) is just getting annoying.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:52 AM (8O3HH)
Intercourse, that's whack
it don't count if it's in your crack
Burma Shave!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 01:54 AM (R5uzV)
Nay
>>>Low maintenance. Every woman a judge has ordered me to stay away from has been the same.
I'm easy on the wallet, but I wouldn't exactly call myself "low maintenance."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 01:54 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: every happy dad! at October 22, 2017 01:50 AM (v9gSJ)
---
Kay Parker?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 01:55 AM (R5uzV)
If you don't mind: how long ago and what site did you use?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (5sfJ+)
We met on Udate in 2000. We still chuckle and make references to profile items we had in common. "Trendy glasses". Heh.
Her son was 10 when we met. When I got introduced to Miss Debbie, his karate instructor, he informed her the Mrs IMG and I met on the internet. "The internet is GOOD!" Double heh.
We were direct messaging on the site. Her employer had AIM and ICQ and other messaging platforms blocked as well as hotmail and yahoo mail. The also blocked the dating site about a week after we met online (we had not met face to face at that point).
Email was out, since she would have to use work email. I told her "Gimme ten minutes. I'll build a chat website." She was all "Whaaaat?" and I was like, "Waaaait".
Ten minutes (or so) later, I emailed her the IP address and we chatted merrily along.
Chicks dig guys with skills.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 22, 2017 01:55 AM (di1hb)
Conception made me remember something. There is an actual tiny flash of light, visible light, when an egg is fertilized. It had do with zinc ions or something.
After hysterectomy, I think, if ovaries are still functional, an ectopic or something close to it pregnancy can still occur. Low chance. If it does, it's an emergency. Needs to be gotten out of there quickly.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:56 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Clearly at October 22, 2017 01:56 AM (Alwhu)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 22, 2017 01:57 AM (I11+c)
Thanks.
I've got more work on me before I'll be ready to really get serious. Plus I have to do some work on the home front.
I got a bit lazy around the house. Now I have to catch up.
The time and the work don't bother me. It's the MONEY!!!
Well, the ladies are worth it. I've just realized how much. (i know, Duh!)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 01:59 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 01:59 AM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 02:00 AM (bjlHK)
Would you believe the failure rate of that is non-zero, as well?
I'll refrain from the details, unless requested.
But those little tadpoles can be good swimmers sometimes.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 01:21 AM (8O3HH)
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fistulas are NOT your friend, under ANY circumstances. ;-)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 02:04 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 02:06 AM (8O3HH)
Thanks.
I've got more work on me before I'll be ready to really get serious. Plus I have to do some work on the home front.
I got a bit lazy around the house. Now I have to catch up.
The time and the work don't bother me. It's the MONEY!!!
Well, the ladies are worth it. I've just realized how much. (i know, Duh!)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead)
Heh. Duh, indeed.
First visit at her place to meet the kids, I fixed several of her son's toys, we made some rockets out of matches and gum foil, shot bottle rockets into a snow bank, and I taught him about trip-wires. Scared the crap outta her ex next visitation day.
"Mom, you never said he was COOL!!!!"
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 22, 2017 02:07 AM (di1hb)
Half way though putting all new suspension /steering parts in a family members car. Does that count?
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 02:07 AM (bvE6q)
Most women are unaware of the possibility of an anal pregnancy. Of course it exists - its called a back birth; where did you think lawyers came from?
Posted by: Clearly at October 22, 2017 02:08 AM (Alwhu)
Half way though putting all new suspension /steering parts in a family members car. Does that count?
Posted by: X-ray
Hell, yeah! Even replacing a broke hinge n a kitchen cabinet door or stopping the drippy faucet valve works out good.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 22, 2017 02:09 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 22, 2017 02:10 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 11:45 PM (NWiLs)
Agreed. Just sniffing the cork makes my stomach want to hurl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 02:11 AM (O848g)
And SJWs.
And some are so bad they are likely the result of unnatural experimentation by the grey aliens doing cross-species anal probing.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 02:12 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 02:12 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 22, 2017 02:09 AM (di1hb)
I can do those too but isn't the dirty of working on cars a bigger turn on?
Not sure how but a sarc tag should be placed here.
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 02:14 AM (bvE6q)
If I could find a woman was a sex goddess, a master chef, and a master mechanic, that would be real turn-on.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 02:16 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 02:16 AM (8O3HH)
That would be perfect as long as she needed me to break rusty bolts loose for her once i a while. If all my jobs are taken my dick needs to be bigger to be useful.
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 02:21 AM (bvE6q)
she'd get some men to do that for her.
Way of the world.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 02:21 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 12:31 AM (w1zJX)
Good way to ruin a perfectly good beer. Might as well put catsup in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 02:22 AM (O848g)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 02:24 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 02:24 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 02:27 AM (bjlHK)
Hell having a decent cook would improve my life greatly to free me up to do things I'm better at.
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 02:29 AM (bvE6q)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 02:31 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 02:33 AM (bjlHK)
Well I've always enjoyed sex. Duh.
And I enjoyed mechanickin'. Been doing that at my father's knee since before I was even interested in sex. But this damned arthritis is making that not full at all. It's starting to get in my hands, and working with hand tools can really do a number on them. I've learned to tell what is too much, and that's getting less and less.
Now, cooking. I used to didn't like that at all, but as I've gotten older, I've sort of taken a shine to it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 02:34 AM (8O3HH)
No stockings of any kind. No stilettos, no corsets, no props. You take me as I am, or not at all.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 02:35 AM (bjlHK)
So in the kitchen?
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 02:39 AM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 02:39 AM (bjlHK)
No compromise. Take not prisoners.
I get the feeling you're a big softee inside. It's why you are tough.
I say that cause that's the way I am. Got to be tough to protect myself.
I'm a big squish mostly. Pushover city.
It's why I always say no first cause you can always change a no to a yes. More difficult to go the other way. People start whining and stuff.
My first reaction always used to be to say yes and then I'd regret it.
People used that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 02:40 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 02:40 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 02:41 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 02:42 AM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 02:50 AM (O848g)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at October 22, 2017 02:51 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Adriane the Sleep Deprived Critic ... at October 22, 2017 02:56 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the Sleep Deprived Critic ... at October 22, 2017 02:58 AM (AoK0a)
I got put off Limbaugh in the '90's when he spouted the liberal line about "Immigrants are only doing the jobs Americans won't do."
I've worked in some industries that make a point of hiring only Immigrants(i.e. Illegals) and one thing I noted, the Illegals, if they were in charge, would hire only other illegals.
I found it hard sometimes to get hired if the super was an immigrant. They are just as bigoted if more so than everyone else.
They also would isolate and cause trouble for any American they had to hire.
They were interested in getting their friends and family on the payroll and could care less about legalities or fairness.
They laugh at our open borders. They don't take this country seriously because of it. It's why they believe in a few years the SW will be Mexican again. They believe it's always been their's. (they forget they stole it from the Apaches and the other tribes in the area back in the early 1500's.
But now to them it's theirs and been theirs forever.
If we can't secure our borders, we have NO country.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 03:02 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at October 22, 2017 03:06 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 22, 2017 03:12 AM (AxFdW)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 22, 2017 03:15 AM (AxFdW)
You take me as I am, or not at all.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 02:35 AM (bjlHK)
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thin coat of Break Free?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 03:15 AM (R5uzV)
just biding my time.
gonna blow your minds!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 22, 2017 03:16 AM (AxFdW)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 22, 2017 03:20 AM (rJUlF)
Glad I was coming up in the low skill job market in the late 70s/early 80s in the Midwest. Didn't really need the money since I had family. But did need experience and the truism work sucks but way less than no work.
Not sure I could have been nearly as successful as my lucky ass has been if I had a chip on my shoulder.
And I'm not rich but I do have 33 plus years of a steady paycheck.
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 03:25 AM (bvE6q)
i am still waiting for a "thread" on statistics.
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over/under on that happening?
you DO know that there is no "math" on this blog, right?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 03:35 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 03:38 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 03:25 AM (bvE6q)
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us too!
Cracker.
Posted by: Dindu Nation at October 22, 2017 03:40 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 22, 2017 03:48 AM (sf2BM)
If its enough to stop such idiocy, everyone should be hit in the cheek with a softball bat while playing t-ball on their front yard.
Also, for anyone who cares, Eight Men Out is a great tragedy/baseball movie.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at October 22, 2017 04:04 AM (hfClf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 04:04 AM (LS3oW)
One of you go get him.
I'm staying here in the light.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 04:06 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 04:07 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 04:08 AM (R5uzV)
Trust me, that's cold comfort when you find out all you have to live on is SS and the prices of everything is geared for someone making 25k and you're getting 12k max from the gov.
I'm lucky in that I moved to a state which doesn't tax SS and has programs for rebates on property taxes and I bought my trailer outright.
Otherwise I'd be living in a card board box or a shelter about now.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 04:09 AM (LS3oW)
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without charity, i'd either be dead, homeless or living with my parents, in declining desireability
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 04:12 AM (R5uzV)
Which is why the inner cities are in such poor shape. (pun intended)
Unless we want to go back to the 90% tax rate and watch all the rich people leave like they did in Britain.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 04:13 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 04:21 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 04:23 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 04:24 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 04:48 AM (R5uzV)
thank goodness they are all closed and locked, either way.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 04:51 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 04:55 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 04:56 AM (R5uzV)
RED: NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU. YOU ARE NOW A PART OF THE COLLECTION. DO NOT RESIST. YOUR REMAINING LIFE HERE WILL BE PEACEFUL.
Posted by: The Keeper at October 22, 2017 04:59 AM (qul7b)
SFW unless your boss or cow-orkers are SJWs.
https://i.IMGur.com/lEAikGv.jpg
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 05:02 AM (R5uzV)
It's been very illuminating on just how much the entire "trans" things has percolated through society.
Even amongst actual sciences, the idea that "gender" is separate and distinct from "biological sex" has taken hold. It is repeated as fact in media, news, and kids are being taught that it is fact.
They have co-opted "man", "woman", "he", and "she" and applied it to "gender" and deny that it has to do with "biological sex" and refer to the new "academic" consensus. By co-opting the words, they can make it seem that "gender" was what people always thought and that the very concept of "biological sex" is a recent thing invented by oppressors in order to oppress.
Further, they say that having multiple genders is normal amongst societies around the world, against citing "academic" sources. That such sources have for decades now only furthered that narrative, we are left with no "proof" to the contrary.
Heck, they even say that there are not just two sexes and that biological sex is a spectrum with dozens and dozens of sexes... and can cite "academic papers" from actual scientific fields to this end.
Simply pointing out reason and rationality will no longer work.
This will be a long slog back to rationality. It'll probably take longer than most of our lifetimes.
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 22, 2017 05:04 AM (itfg0)
this house is full of Tom Cruise's discarded Thetans, if you want them. i'll be at Fiddler's Green.
no love,
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlZn5-REtus
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 05:09 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 05:11 AM (R5uzV)
WE ARE OVERLOADED ON THETANS. ENTIRE CLOSETS ARE FULL OF OLD BOXES AND THE OLD COAL BUNKER IS STACKED HIGH. PLEASE DISPOSE OF THEM DOWN THE WAST CHUTE. YOUR ASSISTANCE IS APPRECIATED.
Posted by: The Keeper at October 22, 2017 05:13 AM (qul7b)
try this instead..... (or don't)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyw-dfXRhks
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 05:18 AM (R5uzV)
as ye ask, so shall ye receive.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 05:23 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 22, 2017 05:32 AM (sf2BM)
Is there news?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 22, 2017 05:40 AM (m9X4Y)
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