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Virginia Democrat Gubernatorial Candidate Ralph Northam Deletes Black Running Mate from Campaign Literature
Wow, Northam really did this pic.twitter.com/cS7BvTqPfh
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) October 18, 2017
This is a pretty big deal now that it’s been publicized, given how important black turnout is for Northam https://t.co/gB3w35lRmE
— Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) October 18, 2017
Now that the Virginia GOP and Ed Gillespie are falsely accusing Ralph Northam of supporting the MS-13 gang, this tweet bears repeating. https://t.co/N63DvfGn8Z
— Susan Kristol (@SusanKristol) October 7, 2017
GOP candidate airs ad featuring heavily tattooed Latino men with the words “RAPE, KILL, CONTROL” on screen https://t.co/byhdQCOubv pic.twitter.com/TkGAEQr36E
— Yahoo News (@YahooNews) October 18, 2017
#FakeNews? Well, it's a type of #FakeNews: Real news that progressives don't know about because their progressive #Gatekeepers suppress the information to keep their souls untainted:
Um, that's literally MS-13's motto. https://t.co/Fvt5perOSF
— David Martosko (@dmartosko) October 18, 2017
Oof: Black Dem activists in Virginia are absolutely skewering the Northam campaign's decision to omit his black running mate from fliers. pic.twitter.com/k0aKvkxduG
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) October 18, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 18, 2017 03:02 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2017 03:03 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2017 03:04 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 03:04 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Ralph Kramden at October 18, 2017 03:05 PM (7HtZB)
I mean, unless there's some scandal or something that makes Fairfax toxic in some way, wow.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 18, 2017 03:05 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 18, 2017 03:05 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 03:06 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2017 03:06 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 03:06 PM (SsblQ)
oops better hurry, trying for top ten lol
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2017 03:06 PM (/aIFg)
Probably some innocent explanation.
But, imagine if the parties were reversed. The howls from the NYT about how it proves that the basic ideology behind the candidate is inherently racist would be defening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 18, 2017 03:06 PM (0eoFj)
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2017 03:06 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 03:06 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 18, 2017 03:06 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 18, 2017 03:06 PM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2017 03:07 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at October 18, 2017 03:07 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2017 03:07 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2017 03:07 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 18, 2017 03:07 PM (hMwEB)
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
So funny! If Mississippians read, Faulkner would be banned.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 03:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 03:08 PM (SsblQ)
Words spoken by "important Establishment people", but some assembly required.
Doesn't sound like Ralph is going to pull that off.
Posted by: Scott_T at October 18, 2017 03:08 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at October 18, 2017 03:08 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2017 03:09 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2017 03:09 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Tom Sawyer at October 18, 2017 03:09 PM (Gmq4N)
For heaven's sake, it's campaign literature, not a college catalogue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2017 03:09 PM (BWL+E)
Yeah, except there they airbrush white males out.... Just like Beria!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2017 03:10 PM (ycWCI)
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
So funny! If Mississippians read, Faulkner would be banned.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 03:08 PM (Nwg0u)
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I'm sure Mississippi is just embarrassed by its most famous author who also happens to be one of the best American novelists.
I'm sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 18, 2017 03:10 PM (0eoFj)
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2017 03:06 PM (7HtZB)
Oh no. He'll lose by a lot. Just ask Newt.
Posted by: Dede Scozzafava at October 18, 2017 03:10 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Justin Fairfax at October 18, 2017 03:10 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (844Jt)
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: GregV61 at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (MoJlY)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: GregV61 at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (MoJlY)
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Macaca!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (0eoFj)
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 03:12 PM (HgMAr)
Donovan was right. "First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is." Somebody's been into the brown acid, evidently.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 03:12 PM (tRaq7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg
Posted by: Dang at October 18, 2017 03:12 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 18, 2017 03:12 PM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Traveling Man at October 18, 2017 03:13 PM (idPo7)
Posted by: Joe "Stalin" Northram at October 18, 2017 03:13 PM (LISuA)
For heaven's sake, it's campaign literature, not a college catalogue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2017 03:09 PM (BWL+E)
If it was a college catalogue they'd have made sure it contained one Asian, 1 black man, 2 black women, one white girl, one Hispanic girl, and a muslim. Only way you can have a white guy is if you could make him obviously gay in a photo.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2017 03:13 PM (cAnNx)
It's a good thing Ralphie's mom didn't tell dad about the swears, or he'd be sucking on soap during the debates.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2017 03:13 PM (jhqr1)
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wow, talk about divisive talk. MS-13 has come to america to live the american dream and any crime they commit is a response to racist laws designed to keep people out of America because America, as we all know, is the only country that shouldn't have a fixed population but should instead be comprised of whoever just shows up.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:13 PM (RDd1I)
Individual secession!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2017 03:13 PM (844Jt)
So funny! If Mississippians read, Faulkner would be banned. "
Haven't they banned Faulkner at Ivy League schools yet, Joyce? If not, it's coming. Dead white male Southerner who used the n word in his novels.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 18, 2017 03:13 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:13 PM (39g3+)
It was only the cards printed for a union that did not endorse Fairfax.
Might be able to make something out of it but I doubt it.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (844Jt)
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"Racist union backs Northan and the red Herring"
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 03:14 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: justin fairfax at October 18, 2017 03:14 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: 11B40 at October 18, 2017 03:14 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 03:14 PM (QuYBP)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2017 03:14 PM (PFy0L)
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I know I probably can't blame RNGC (?) on McConnell but the national GOP arms sure seem to love spending money on contests they are destined to win while avoiding any fights on improtant purple contests.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:14 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 18, 2017 03:12 PM (AjNMO)
I saw the Tragically Hip open for the Crying Trudeaus in 2010
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2017 03:15 PM (493sH)
Ragingly queer or handicapped.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:15 PM (39g3+)
Speaking of Haven Monahan - I wonder what he has to say about all the Harvey Weinstein stuff? (I recall someone setting up a fake twitter account under that name - wonder if it still up).
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 18, 2017 03:15 PM (Fb9aZ)
Gen. Kelly and other staffers were in the room when the call was made. I guess we'll know the truth soon enough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:15 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 18, 2017 03:16 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: justin fairfax at October 18, 2017 03:16 PM (mJ8mX)
http://tinyurl.com/pfrpg8t
Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin
The internet says Stalin was 5'6".
What kind of midget is that who got edited out?
Posted by: Bander proctoring a makeup test at October 18, 2017 03:16 PM (WZG6Y)
Might be able to make something out of it but I doubt it.
Posted by: Banana Splits Gu
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that's an interesting explanation.
and isn't it up to the GOP to extend the olive branch of hope/peace/compromise in never accusing the other side of racism when there's an honest reason for what happened.
why should we wait for the DNC to catch up? It wouldn't be like Jesus to use the DNC's tools against them.
and you DO like Jesus, don't you?
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:16 PM (RDd1I)
Not a lot of black vote outside of Hampton Roads and Richmond. The problem with Virginia elections these days is the white government workers and other parasites have taken over Arlington and Fairfax.
Oddly enough, the black government workers seems to prefer Montgomery and PG in Maryland.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2017 03:16 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 18, 2017 03:13 PM (ZM2xo)
Northerners?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2017 03:16 PM (493sH)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 18, 2017 03:12 PM (AjNMO)
Since he abhors Toxic Masculinity they can go quite far I'm afraid.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 03:17 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Northam at October 18, 2017 03:17 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:17 PM (39g3+)
Ummm... that is like totally cultural appropriation. Not cool.
Posted by: Mahmoud Muhammad Mohammed at October 18, 2017 03:17 PM (/qEW2)
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Wow. What a good mother she must have been.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 18, 2017 03:17 PM (vg8iE)
Canadian rock star from the Tragically Hip dying - how far can Canada
go?
We had Elvis. Canada has Tragically Hip. It's sad really...
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 03:17 PM (O5Q3r)
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his ad during limbaugh did play up he went to VMI and kinda once voted to censure ms-13 or something.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:17 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: #neverskankles at October 18, 2017 03:17 PM (uU8Vs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2017 03:18 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
It's all the media is talking about... Uranium scandal what uranium scandal?
Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at October 18, 2017 03:18 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:18 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 18, 2017 03:18 PM (vg8iE)
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Little Justy is tricky and crafty. He is not nearly the pussy he plays in public.
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 03:19 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
It's all the media is talking about... Uranium scandal what uranium scandal?
Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at October 18, 2017 03:18 PM (O2RFr)
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Democratic Senator on trial for corruption?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 18, 2017 03:19 PM (0eoFj)
Canadian rock star from the Tragically Hip dying - how far can Canada
go?
We had Elvis. Canada has Tragically Hip. It's sad really...
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 03:17 PM (O5Q3r)
Have they apologized for Bryan Adams yet?
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2017 03:19 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at October 18, 2017 03:18 PM (O2RFr)
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Democratic Senator on trial for corruption?
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way to keep the eyes on the prize, media.
what happened to sanctimony about your country being attacked and that's why you focus on russia,..
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:20 PM (RDd1I)
I get that she's distraught and upset but every single person who meets with Trump talks about how gracious, charming, and different he is from his public persona.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at October 18, 2017 03:20 PM (7udrH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Ralph Northam at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (HgMAr)
What olive branch?
Look, side by side cards look bad but when 3 million cards are printed and fewer than 30,000 are the ones without the black dude it means that the majority of cards the voters see will be the ones with all 3. So we can try to make hay of it but I do not think it is going to go far.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (844Jt)
Um, that's literally MS-13's motto
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wow, talk about divisive talk. MS-13 has come to america to live
the american dream and any crime they commit is a response to racist
laws designed to keep people out of America because America, as we all
know, is the only country that shouldn't have a fixed population but
should instead be comprised of whoever just shows up.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:13 PM (RDd1I)
*** I find nothing strange about that motto. In light of recent political personas in the Democratic party and lefty circles - MS-13 might as well have made their motto, instead of "Rape, Kill, Control", into "Weinstein, Hillary, Obama"
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (Fb9aZ)
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/920641046756954112
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (O5Q3r)
I'll take Bryan Adams, but they have a lot to answer for with Celine Dion
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (39g3+)
When ANYONE says they will take such liberty, because they decided communist control over our every action better serves their purposes, or their "clientele" --- then we have the constitutional sovereign right to "object" ... with our constitutional gun if necessary.
On the higher scale ... we not only have the right, we have the DUTY to destroy all such oppressors.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (S/hVx)
Politics is really a dirty business.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 18, 2017 03:22 PM (m9X4Y)
I thought it was Nickelback?
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (O5Q3r)
Nickelback wasn't that well known when South Park made the joke.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2017 03:22 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 18, 2017 03:22 PM (Q0dwZ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at October 18, 2017 03:20 PM (7udrH)
............
If there's one thing Democrats know how to do, it's blow money.
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 03:22 PM (HgMAr)
I mean, it has to be a printing error, right? Because no one is that stupid annnnnnddd I just remembered that the answer to the question could someone be that stupid is yes. It is always yes.
Also yeah that oh so horrible racisty racist ad which features actual MS-13 members with the actual MS-13 slogan on it is totally horrible.
You know, Our Betters sure don't seem to know anything about the world around them.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2017 03:22 PM (mf5HN)
OT: Just went down the YouTube rabbit hole and found videos of
"Sovereign Citizens" getting yanked out of their cars by cops. The
"Sovereign Citizens" claim they're not the United States citizens so
they don't have to obey any US laws, or cops. Seems like idiot college
aged pot heads. Aggravating to listen to until they get tazed. Never
heard of this weirdness. Smells like Sorros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg
Posted by: Dang at October 18, 2017 03:12 PM (8b+oT)
Nah, you get sovereign citizens quite a bit in certain areas. We have a fair number of them in NH due to the Free Stater project; they're like the extreme fringe of the libertarian movement in that regard.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 18, 2017 03:22 PM (4df7R)
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Mustang Sparkly you'd better slow your mustang down.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 03:22 PM (Nwg0u)
I get that she's distraught and upset but every single person who meets with Trump talks about how gracious, charming, and different he is from his public persona.
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one can image what's happening there.
1. mom gives PDT shit about thuh war and at least muh son didn't die when obama was president because obama was magic. and trump goes, well, he was brave, he knew it was dangerous.
2. blatant mishearing of son was braved, signed up knowing we're at war.
3. complete bullshit fabriaction
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:23 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Iblis at October 18, 2017 03:23 PM (9221z)
Little Justy is tricky and crafty. He is not nearly the pussy he plays in public.
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Yeah, I'm not buying that.
Unless of course you mean by "tricky and crafty" that he gets him mom, I mean his wife, to clean up the dishes after dinner.
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:23 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at October 18, 2017 03:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 03:23 PM (SsblQ)
Okay, drive your own speed limit or go through a red light and let me know how that works.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2017 03:23 PM (844Jt)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 03:24 PM (mcI77)
Damn, I'm tired of seeing men blubbering. First it was Kimmel crying about healthcare and the thought of scary guns and now it's Maggie's son.
It's OK for guys to cry in public if their mom dies or they see their buddy die in a war and it's OK for them to feel like crying at the end of Old Yeller.
But shit, weeping over rock stars and guns and mean Trump will take away our healthcare.
Man up, sally!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 18, 2017 03:24 PM (ZM2xo)
1. mom gives PDT shit about thuh war and at least muh son didn't
die when obama was president because obama was magic. and trump goes,
well, he was brave, he knew it was dangerous.
2. blatant mishearing of son was braved, signed up knowing we're at war.
3. complete bullshit fabriaction
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Plus... Black Outrage and Teh Feeelingz x 1,000,000
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:24 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Ralph Northam at October 18, 2017 03:24 PM (HgMAr)
O/T Gold Star mom and Sparkly Cowgrrrrl are doubling down on PDT was "rude" during his phone call.
Gen. Kelly and other staffers were in the room when the call was made. I guess we'll know the truth soon enough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:15 PM (PY9jH)
The presstitutes would not shut up about it at the WH briefing today.
If I were Sarah, I'd last 3 nanoseconds in that job.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 03:24 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2017 03:25 PM (844Jt)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (844Jt)
Because mockery is useful. This is mockworthy considering the identity politics constantly and intensely by the dems. Make them live in the world they have created for everyone else- not the fantasy one where they never make any mistakes ad we are too pussy footed to take note because it would be unseemly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2017 03:25 PM (ycWCI)
If only the "media" would do the investigation into all the obama/Hillary scandals as they did digging up the times obama actually called someone when a Soldier died... You'd think that was the most important thing in the World...
Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at October 18, 2017 03:25 PM (O2RFr)
They was hacked!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2017 03:25 PM (ksPsw)
And then she became the darling of the anti-war/Boosh left and he was the devil incarnate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:25 PM (PY9jH)
Man up, sally!
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Is there anything we want in Canada?
Because I'm pretty sure that Trump can bully Justine into just giving it to the US.
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:26 PM (aT+Bx)
1. mom gives PDT shit about thuh war and at least muh son didn't
die when obama was president because obama was magic. and trump goes,
well, he was brave, he knew it was dangerous.
2. blatant mishearing of son was braved, signed up knowing we're at war.
3. complete bullshit fabriaction
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Plus... Black Outrage and Teh Feeelingz x 1,000,000
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:24 PM (aT+Bx)
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So I'm still trying to figure out why the Democrat Congresswoman, a woman who hates Trump, was there for the call?
Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2017 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 03:26 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 18, 2017 03:26 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at October 18, 2017 03:26 PM (SD+0f)
once they got them here, they just dumped them into the local population, and didn't do shit for them. since the latins are horribly racist with each other (mexicans call slavadoreans "cerrote" which is "piece of shit"), they formed their own gangs out of necessity.
everything else after that was totes predictable.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 18, 2017 03:26 PM (cw6Fy)
Because I'm pretty sure that Trump can bully Justine into just giving it to the US.
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:26 PM (aT+Bx)
the Strategic Poutine Reserves
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2017 03:26 PM (7HtZB)
Yup they have "hinted" disrespect to the widow was because..... Black
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2017 03:27 PM (O2RFr)
The presstitutes would not shut up about it at the WH briefing today.
If I were Sarah, I'd last 3 nanoseconds in that job.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 03:24 PM (Enq6K)
I know. I would have already said All The Things and then stomped off.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:27 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby"
F U
Posted by: Jenny at October 18, 2017 03:28 PM (OD2ni)
Speaking of Haven Monahan - I wonder what he has to say about all the Harvey Weinstein stuff? (I recall someone setting up a fake twitter account under that name - wonder if it still up).
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 18, 2017 03:15 PM (Fb9aZ)
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Show me on the doll where Harvey touched you, George Glass.....
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 18, 2017 03:28 PM (ce4vQ)
>>>and isn't it up to the GOP to extend the olive branch of
hope/peace/compromise in never accusing the other side of racism when
there's an honest reason for what happened.
What olive branch?
Look, side by side cards look bad but when 3 million cards are
printed and fewer than 30,000 are the ones without the black dude it
means that the majority of cards the voters see will be the ones with
all 3. So we can try to make hay of it but I do not think it is going to
go far.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (844Jt)
Sheesh - Banan S!
Really? They only printed a few cards with the "that person of dark complection's" picture - so it's OK? Nope. Sorry.
They only printed 30,000 for that super targeted area where they need to gin up some black support where it is wavering because of the DNC's support of all things ghey and tranny - which regular African American, churchgoing southern folks absolutely detest. Otherwise they take the black community for granted and treat them as a new plantation for their use. This is a large, heavy and hardened cudgel, made that way by the politics of race and division created by the Demoncrats and socialist lefties. I say : Pick it up and start bashing them over the head with it - they have absolutely NO defense to it and it hurts them massively.
Waive the white flag and move on? Nope - that is GOPe tactic. this is WAR. Fight!
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 18, 2017 03:28 PM (Fb9aZ)
https://tinyurl.com/ycx3munl
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 03:28 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: justin fairfax at October 18, 2017 03:28 PM (mJ8mX)
Unless of course you mean by "tricky and crafty" that he gets him mom, I mean his wife, to clean up the dishes after dinner.
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:23 PM (aT+Bx)
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That's what Patrick Brazeau thought.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8qw64t6
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 03:28 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (39g3+)
I saw a picture of Dion at some awards show once and she was wearing the jacket of a white pantsuit backwards, with the lapels and buttons on her back.
That in and of itself made me want to invade Canada. A country where people wear clothes backwards is not one that can be trusted to run itself.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 18, 2017 03:29 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: B. J. Clinton at October 18, 2017 03:29 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 03:29 PM (mcI77)
2. blatant mishearing of son was braved, signed up knowing we're at war.
3. complete bullshit fabriaction
My guess is 2, or something like it.
President: "Both this country and I personally are grateful that your son was so heroic and so brave that he signed up, even knowing the dangers, and served so honorably and nobly, ma'am. May that be a comfort to you in this darkest moment"
Congresstwit: "Trump said he knew what he was getting into!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at October 18, 2017 03:29 PM (7udrH)
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 03:29 PM (HgMAr)
printed and fewer than 30,000 are the ones without the black dude it
means that the majority of cards the voters see will be the ones with
all 3. So we can try to make hay of it but I do not think it is going to
go far.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2017 03:21 PM (844Jt)
Make THEM justify it. Why should we carry their water.....?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2017 03:29 PM (PFy0L)
Brook trout habitat.
We should make all the Canadians leave to protect our resource.
They can keep a few guides, that couple that runs the B&B, and maybe someone who knows how to fix boats.
And that girl that makes the muffins. Those are good muffins. She can stay.
Posted by: Bander proctoring a makeup test at October 18, 2017 03:30 PM (WZG6Y)
1. mom gives PDT shit about thuh war and at least muh son didn't
die when obama was president because obama was magic. and trump goes,
well, he was brave, he knew it was dangerous.
2. blatant mishearing of son was braved, signed up knowing we're at war.
3. complete bullshit fabriaction
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Plus... Black Outrage and Teh Feeelingz x 1,000,000
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:24 PM (aT+Bx)
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So I'm still trying to figure out why the Democrat Congresswoman, a woman who hates Trump, was there for the call?
Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2017 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
I imagine that's pretty easy to figure out. She hears that Trump will be calling the families of the soldiers that died and she get's a hold of the mother and sees if she can be there for the call so they can make a political issue out of it. So exploiting an emotionally distraught parent who likely already wasn't a fan of Trump for a moment in the spotlight.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2017 03:30 PM (cAnNx)
https://youtu.be/vHoQhahXwEk
--
I was unaware that police officers are child hating baby rapists.
The more you know!
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:30 PM (aT+Bx)
Harvey rapes the ficus
Hillary kills anyone who annoys her like Vince
But it is Michelle who controls with that little clutch purse where Gaylord's balls are held on a microscope slide.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 03:30 PM (QuYBP)
Soverign Citizens are hilarious.
There legitimately is a Constitutional right generally knows as "Freedom of Movement" which allows one to travel between states at will.
SovCits twist this and claim they have a "right to travel" which means they can drive a private vehicle without a license, registration, or insurance and are exempt from regulation as long as they're not engaging in commerce or causing harm to people or property.
As soon as a cop pulls them over, the SovCit will demand to know why their right to travel is being restrained. They will argue they're not driving, they're travelling. They'll demand to have proof of the crime they've committed which permits the LEO to pull them over. And as soon as they're yanked from the car because they ALWAYS refuse to identify themselves, they'll scream that the cop doesn't know their own laws and is violating the SovCit's rights.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2017 03:30 PM (jhqr1)
Reading comprehension.
Other way around.
The picture of Fairfax was only omitted from 30,000 of 3 million. Only the ones that would be distributed to canvassers from the one union. So yeah odds are that most voters will get the card with all 3.
Push it if you want, I just do not see this as a winning point.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2017 03:31 PM (844Jt)
Posted by: Bander proctoring a makeup test at October 18, 2017 03:31 PM (WZG6Y)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)
She is AA. Talking about how gracious and charming Trump is will not win points in the black community.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 18, 2017 03:31 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2017 03:29 PM (PFy0L)
------------------------------------
So we can lose. Again. Even when we win.
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 03:31 PM (SsblQ)
Its incessant, it is daily, it is in every single piece of media, it is without mercy. All they hear, all day long. We need to push back against this crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:31 PM (39g3+)
I assume that's the widow's congresswoman. They also get involved when a constituent is KIA. Of course, her intentions were less than honorable.
Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 18, 2017 03:32 PM (Q0dwZ)
Friend of the family.
Soldier went through her mentoring program.
She knew his father from since he was a child in her school.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2017 03:32 PM (844Jt)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2017 03:32 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2017 03:32 PM (brsgu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:27 PM (PY9jH)
She did start out the presser by saying, "It's been a few days since we last met and I'm sure you've missed me as much as I've missed you." Then she smirked.....
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 03:33 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 03:33 PM (QuYBP)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 18, 2017 03:31 PM (844Jt)
You might as well include that in your name.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2017 03:33 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 18, 2017 03:33 PM (72PAC)
They have some damn fine maple syrup and that cheese curd and gravy shit.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 03:33 PM (mcI77)
http://tinyurl.com/ycctusu2
You don't suppose Amazon is editing the reviews? Nah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:34 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:24 PM (aT+Bx)
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So I'm still trying to figure out why the Democrat Congresswoman, a woman who hates Trump, was there for the call?
+++++++++++++++
that would be point number one (by chevelle, no wait, that's not it)
1. [she coached] mom [to give] PDT shit about thuh war and at least muh son didn't die when obama was president because obama was magic. and trump goes, well, he was brave, he knew it was dangerous.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:34 PM (RDd1I)
The Canadian Ballet is fantastic.
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And by "Canadian Ballet" do you mean the ballet that is allowed to perform sans clothes?
/cause that's what we call "The Windsor Ballet" in Detroit.
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:34 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Push It If You Want at October 18, 2017 03:34 PM (844Jt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)
D'Justine Compton
Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at October 18, 2017 03:34 PM (RD7QR)
Friend of the family.
Soldier went through her mentoring program.
She knew his father from since he was a child in her school.
++++++++++
that...and:
1. [she coached] mom [to give] PDT shit about thuh war and at least muh son didn't die when obama was president because obama was magic. and trump goes, well, he was brave, he knew it was dangerous.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:35 PM (RDd1I)
I'm not sure if we can 'take' an arrogant attitude away from them.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 03:35 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 18, 2017 03:35 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 03:35 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Jasper at October 18, 2017 03:35 PM (tbOMB)
https://tinyurl.com/ycx3munl
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DOUBLE BONUS: the Satanic Drag Queen in question is the Commiefornia state senator who drafted the reduce-knowingly-spreading-to-misdemeaor bill.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 03:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)
D'Justine Compton
--
Once upon a time, I had to deal with a design time who was named Justin.
He INSISTED that his name was JustIn.
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:35 PM (aT+Bx)
campaign's decision to omit his black running mate from fliers.
That 90% plus loyalty they show the Dems is paying yuge dividends, don't you think?
I mean, they could actually, you know, consider voting Republican. But that would require straying off the plantation so f that s
Posted by: DocJ at October 18, 2017 03:35 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 03:36 PM (QuYBP)
Eighteen times as many people have no tax obligation at all as pay those 70.6% of total tax.
This is why you can't cut taxes without reducing the payments from "the rich". They pay most of the taxes paid.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 18, 2017 03:36 PM (LISuA)
Alberta. Some of Saskatchewan. Some really hot chicks I once saw in Montreal.
Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at October 18, 2017 03:36 PM (RD7QR)
few days since we last met and I'm sure you've missed me as much as
I've missed you." Then she smirked.....
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 03:33 PM (Enq6K)
I love her. The arched eyebrow adds a little something, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:36 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 03:36 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 03:36 PM (mcI77)
http://tinyurl.com/ycctusu2
You don't suppose Amazon is editing the reviews? Nah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:34 PM (PY9jH)
Amazon Commissars: Comrade, are you doubting the complete love the people have for the Obamas?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2017 03:36 PM (493sH)
Played by models.
In lingerie.
BRB...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 03:35 PM (tRaq7)
If this doesn't exist we should make it exist.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 18, 2017 03:36 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 18, 2017 03:37 PM (4df7R)
You do something like that, and you are gonna be called all sorts of things.
That a Dem would do this blows my mind. Because they always claim blacks as democrats. Always.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 03:37 PM (HayJi)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2017 03:37 PM (/qEW2)
They just vote in retards like we do sometimes. The nation that voted for Obama... twice... can hardly throw rocks at Canada.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:37 PM (39g3+)
state senator who drafted the reduce-knowingly-spreading-to-misdemeaor
bill.
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Wow.
Just when you thought Commiefornia was done shocking you, something like that happens.
/to the members of the Horde in that state: please flee before the burning times. I'm sure that you'll find sanctuary in the Red States.
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:37 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Linda Richman, Host of Coffee Talk at October 18, 2017 03:37 PM (wo3jg)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 03:37 PM (tbOMB)
See you later, bro, (have I used that correctly?) as I have to go out and whitewash my face out of a few billboards in some white working-class neighbourhoods.
Oops, I mean "hoods"! I keep on forgetting.
Posted by: justin fairfax at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (mJ8mX)
Chasing light? Seriously.. It should be titled Destroying America
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)
For heaven's sake, it's campaign literature, not a college catalogue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2017 03:09 PM (BWL+E)
Have you seen a college catalog?
Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (wqVha)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (QuYBP)
Played by models.
In lingerie.
BRB...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 03:35 PM (tRaq7)
If this doesn't exist we should make it exist.
With the caveat that there be a new position, the trailing player shall be required to complete making a sandwich before the stone comes to a stop. Bonus points if its a BLT.
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (m9X4Y)
I've already got all of Captain Tractor's music, so I'm good.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (03pm9)
/cause that's what we call "The Windsor Ballet" in Detroit."
Yes. In Buffalo, we called it the Canadian Ballet over in Niagara Falls and Ft. Erie.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (OD2ni)
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Yeah, well, there is that.
And I certainly shouldn't judge, since I voted for John McCain.
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (7HtZB)
hears that Trump will be calling the families of the soldiers that died
and she get's a hold of the mother and sees if she can be there for the
call so they can make a political issue out of it. So exploiting an
emotionally distraught parent who likely already wasn't a fan of Trump
for a moment in the spotlight.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2017 03:30 PM (cAnNx)
No other parent has ever complained of that when Trump called them...have they?
No? Uh..huh.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 03:39 PM (Enq6K)
Where did you see that/
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2017 03:39 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:39 PM (RDd1I)
Soldier went through her mentoring program.
She knew his father from since he was a child in her school.
++++++++++
that...and:
1. [she coached] mom [to give] PDT shit about thuh war and at least muh son didn't die when obama was president because obama was magic. and trump goes, well, he was brave, he knew it was dangerous.
-
Sparkly misspelled her BFF's name in tweet:
https://tinyurl.com/yc9or4r8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 03:39 PM (Nwg0u)
...........
we could take all their lumber to rebuild Puerto Rico
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 03:39 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2017 03:39 PM (brsgu)
Posted by: #neverskankles at October 18, 2017 03:39 PM (R+s6m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2017 03:39 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 18, 2017 03:39 PM (wo3jg)
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 03:40 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 18, 2017 03:40 PM (jsWA8)
It's like I don't know y'all any more...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 03:40 PM (tRaq7)
--
Shep Smith: Can I push in your stool?
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Wish granted.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Push It If You Want
Posted by: Sincere Apologies, but I could help myself at October 18, 2017 03:40 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:39 PM (39g3+)
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Even Saddam Hussein didn't get 100% of the vote.
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 03:40 PM (suO/a)
_________________________________
Shania Twain.
I know. I'm old, but you had to ask.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 18, 2017 03:41 PM (wo3jg)
Now if a veteran lost their life in combat and it was said of them, "they didn't know what they were signing up for", that person is then painted as some kind of idiot. Like they'd never heard of the military and had no idea what they did and that as a member you are obligated to go where you're told.
It's ridiculous.
Posted by: Dang at October 18, 2017 03:41 PM (8b+oT)
Dudley Doright sitting on his horse holding a Tim Hortons donut while belting out a Rush song to Nell.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 18, 2017 03:41 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 18, 2017 03:41 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 18, 2017 03:41 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jasper at October 18, 2017 03:35 PM (tbOMB)
Say what?
Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2017 03:41 PM (G0vdT)
No? Uh..huh.
Supposedly a group of Goldstar Moms came out today to say Trump took too much time to call or something...
Oh and Wilson says this will be Trumps "Benghazi."
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2017 03:41 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2017 03:42 PM (ksPsw)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 18, 2017 03:38 PM (jsWA
At first glance I thought it was Gene Kelly was there. I couldn't figure out why they had a dead guy there
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2017 03:42 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:42 PM (RDd1I)
That's figgin hysterical.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2017 03:42 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 18, 2017 03:43 PM (vg8iE)
Plus... Black Outrage and Teh Feeelingz x 1,000,000
+++
While black outrage is real and all, it's true that it's become a kind of in-joke amongst every other racial group and internationally as well. Everyone eyerolls and moves on
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 18, 2017 03:43 PM (cJ6SU)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 18, 2017 03:43 PM (QM5S2)
I almost listed him but I think he's an American citizen now and hasn't lived in Canada in ages so I'm not sure he counts. Then again, Dwayne Johnson only lived in Canada a few years too so probably he shouldn't either.
If someone says of a veteran who lost their life in combat, "they knew what they were signing up for", it is a compliment.
Yeah but you have to know and understand both honor and courage, plus military culture to get that. For some Dindu Nuffin in the hood, that just sounds like the man comin down on a brotha.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (OD2ni)
And figure out how many fraudulent votes they need to present.
Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 18, 2017 03:43 PM (ujg0T)
Now if a veteran lost their life in combat and it was said of them, "they didn't know what they were signing up for", that person is then painted as some kind of idiot. Like they'd never heard of the military and had no idea what they did and that as a member you are obligated to go where you're told.
_____________
nah, remember, it is and isn't what it is when the donks say it is or isn't.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:43 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 03:43 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2017 03:43 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 18, 2017 03:43 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Major Investigation at October 18, 2017 03:43 PM (2wRtc)
...........
we could take all their lumber to rebuild Puerto Rico
--
This is a practical idea.
I was thinking more like "oil sands" but lumber is cool
Maybe we should just as 4chan to leak it to the MSM that Trump is planning to invade Canada. Since their armed forces consists of a tank on display in a mall and fewer soliders than registered hunters in Michigan, Justine will just capitulate and voila! New taxpayers!
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:43 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 03:43 PM (tbOMB)
Reading comprehension.
Other way around.
The picture of Fairfax was only omitted from 30,000 of 3 million. Only the ones that would be distributed to canvassers from the one union. So yeah odds are that most voters will get the card with all 3.
Push it if you want, I just do not see this as a winning point.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
Who's the racist union, probably cops
Posted by: Jean at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (nrnUH)
Red Green.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2017 03:42 PM (ksPsw)
Moose steaks.
Molson Bradors
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (jxbfJ)
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Oh, so it won't matter at all then? Like it never happened?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (vg8iE)
Gold Star mom had lying Democrats listen in on her "personal phone call made only to honor her son" ... yet is persuaded Trump really just wanted to demean him.
This is Maxine Waters style leftist lying hate and deceit ... hope they at least paid Gold Star mom ... but doubt it, use and abuse and leave them ... one and done ... so bad.
Trump learns from Pence ... don't do anything without a witness.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (/aIFg)
https://tinyurl.com/y7vrtnz8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (Nwg0u)
............
Don't tell me, the air bags deflated?
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (HgMAr)
Supposedly a group of Goldstar Moms came out today to say Trump took too much time to call or something...
Oh and Wilson says this will be Trumps "Benghazi."
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2017 03:41 PM (O2RFr)
Benghazi? Sparkly Cowgrrrlll went there? Jeebus.
Preezy Choom Boy NEVER called General Kelly when his son was killed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (PY9jH)
+++
While black outrage is real and all, it's true that it's become a kind of in-joke amongst every other racial group and internationally as well. Everyone eyerolls and moves on
++++++++++++++
1. let blaks fight in combat!
2. blakz are cannon fodder!
it doesn't seem fair.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (7uYFy)
campaign's decision to omit his black running mate from fliers.
That 90% plus loyalty they show the Dems is paying yuge dividends, don't you think?
I mean, they could actually, you know, consider voting Republican. But that would require straying off the plantation so f that s
Posted by: DocJ at October 18, 2017 03:35 PM (NYS7S)
==============
That community is only ever going to revolt against the Democratic Party from the inside.
It's a cultural thing more than a policy thing. A generation is going to need to wake up and say, "We can do better than the race hustlers."
I have no idea how to influence that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (0eoFj)
Gen Kelly was present for the call. He says the congresscritter is lying.
Where did you see that/
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2017 03:39 PM (O2RFr)
Sarah Huckabee Sanders said today at the WH presser that Gen. Kelly was there for the call...as well as other and they heard what was said and it doesn't correspond to what the lyin' congresscritter is saying.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 03:45 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at October 18, 2017 03:45 PM (hY7P/)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2017 03:41 PM (O2RFr)
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Such a tiresome man. He needs to get a life.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 18, 2017 03:45 PM (LISuA)
Good
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2017 03:45 PM (O2RFr)
Oh and Wilson says this will be Trumps "Benghazi."
Posted by: It's me donna
====
Teh Lick Rilson ?
Fcuk that guy.
Benghazi wasn't even Benghazi.
Just another Obama oopsie in the service of The Narrative.
Posted by: Major Investigation at October 18, 2017 03:46 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 03:46 PM (5ErNF)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Push It If You Want at October 18, 2017 03:46 PM (844Jt)
+++
"I sent a salami to your boy in the army. Yeah, I'm like that"
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 18, 2017 03:46 PM (cJ6SU)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 18, 2017 03:46 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:46 PM (RDd1I)
So it won't have any effect on his presidency and the press will try to bury it? Got it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 03:47 PM (QuYBP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:47 PM (PY9jH)
3 Is Justin Fairfax Laverety Beria and I did not notice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2017 03:04 PM (ycWCI)
Nikolai Yezhov would be a better analogy. The photos of him and Stalin are the standard example of Soviet airbrushing. By the time Beria got his Excedrin Headache Number 9, the Soviets weren't doing the airbrushing thing quite so diligently.
Incidentally, both Yezhov and Beria screamed and kicked like little girls when they were taken to the basement for their bullet. Appropriate, I think.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 03:47 PM (veoSD)
Oh and Wilson says this will be Trumps "Benghazi."
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2017 03:41 PM (O2RFr)
Wait...so she's admitting something bad happened at Benghazi, besides the terrorists storming the embassy?
And someone died because Trump took 'too long' before calling?
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 03:47 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: It's me donna
+++++++++++++
and we already had trumps bengazai when in the first week of the admin another green beret died in a plan that trump personally drew up and lead.
you guys memba beery that one?
the last 7 months have been even worse for the media than we realize.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:48 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (39g3+)
I agree. But maybe the audience for country music changed. Maybe it's no longer truckers and shit knickers who listen to country these days. I don't care for today's country. If I want to hear '70's and '80's rock, I'll listen to '70's and '80's rock. Because that's what today's country is.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2017 03:48 PM (7uYFy)
I'm thinking the horde could get really creative in the reviews for "Chasing Light -- Michelle Obama" at Amazon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:47 PM (PY9jH)
Chasing Light is racist. Should be Chasing Dark.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 03:48 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2017 03:48 PM (mJ8mX)
A Jim Murtha type Marine tried to hijack a tour bus near the White House
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=75455
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 03:49 PM (QuYBP)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycu4jm6z
You may remember this sub-moron from another of her projects: Breastfeeding a dog.
You won't want to miss her upcoming project: Red rocket: Imperialist menace or tasty cookie icing?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2017 03:49 PM (jhqr1)
I'm sure that he can straighten this right out.
BSG?
Care to tell us what Trump REALLY meant?
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 18, 2017 03:49 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: ShainS at October 18, 2017 03:49 PM (ifHOo)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2017 03:49 PM (brsgu)
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I'll take one of those lumberjack hats with the ear flaps. If you're going. Otherwise I'm good.
Posted by: Dang at October 18, 2017 03:50 PM (8b+oT)
So it won't have any effect on his presidency and the press will try to bury it? Got it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2017 03:50 PM (G0vdT)
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Isn't that biologically impossible?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 18, 2017 03:50 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 03:50 PM (mcI77)
Haven't heard his parents criticizing PDT. The whole town turned out to honor the brave young man.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:50 PM (PY9jH)
Gabbie Giffords is renaming her Gun Control Americans for Responsible Solutions to:
Giffords.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2017 03:50 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 03:50 PM (tbOMB)
2. blakz are cannon fodder!
it doesn't seem fair
----
Just for arguments sake, who is a greater value to society:
1. A high IQ guy with no degree but is a successful mechanic
2. A much lower IQ guy who works at a fast food place
If you have the right qualifications and are an enlisted man, I assume you are not cannon fodder. IF you bring something to the table.
If you bring nothing to do table-- no education, no skills and no ambition, well, I can see certain decisions being made about your fate.
Also, if you do not want to die in combat, you should not enlist.
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:51 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 03:51 PM (tRaq7)
Northam certainly does support sanctuary policies... including lower charges against illegals so that deportation is not automatically triggered AND refusing to hold criminals being released from jails (including gang members) to allow INS time to pick them up.
Posted by: redbanzai at October 18, 2017 03:51 PM (xDKH6)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 18, 2017 03:51 PM (QM5S2)
Fudd hat. I'll take one as well. Blaze orange.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 03:51 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 03:51 PM (QuYBP)
Posted by: Rachel Genteal at October 18, 2017 03:51 PM (tbOMB)
Yes, it seems that several commenters think that Trump responding to this kerfuffle is some sort of complicated strategery to accomplish other things.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Push It If You Want at October 18, 2017 03:52 PM (844Jt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:52 PM (PY9jH)
.............
What does this even mean? Prowling at dawn in the forests of the Pacific Northwest?
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 03:52 PM (HgMAr)
267 I didn't include Shania Twain because she's the one person most responsible for destroying country music. Really pretty and nice voice but what she sang was pop music with a slide guitar and its been largely downhill ever since.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (39g3+)
I agree. But maybe the audience for country music changed. Maybe it's no longer truckers and shit knickers who listen to country these days. I don't care for today's country. If I want to hear '70's and '80's rock, I'll listen to '70's and '80's rock. Because that's what today's country is.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2017 03:48 PM (7uYFy)
I'm not totally up on modern country music, but didn't Garth Brooks' rock-tinged performances predate Twain by about 10-15 years? I seem to remember some grumblings about Brooks breaking the country mold from those days.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 03:52 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2017 03:52 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 03:52 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2017 03:53 PM (jhqr1)
The only thing Michele looks like she has chased is the ice cream truck.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 18, 2017 03:53 PM (ZM2xo)
Seriously? I just... some names just scream stereotype. Its like a white guy named "Chance."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:53 PM (39g3+)
I'm on to chapter 2. I did not know we were all nautical vessels and under maritime law.
This stuff is gold. It should be its own post.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at October 18, 2017 03:29 PM (7udrH)
MLB needs to bring back the carts that teams used to use to bring relievers in from the bullpen. You know, the ones shaped like a hat and things like that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2017 03:53 PM (mf5HN)
Ahhh, snipe hunting.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 03:53 PM (tRaq7)
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Isn't that biologically impossible?
Posted by: bicentennialguy
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Shut up, man! She doesn't know that!
*resumes humping like mad*
Posted by: That Slovenian "Artist's" Dog at October 18, 2017 03:54 PM (8b+oT)
And every time I hear rapist in the white house, I think of Billy Jeff.
Is it really in their best interests to keep reminding us of these things?
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:54 PM (aT+Bx)
That Benghazi?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2017 03:54 PM (brsgu)
All glamour shots, and lovey-dovey shots of Barry and Mooch.
It's gagtastic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:54 PM (PY9jH)
I'm on to chapter 2. I did not know we were all nautical vessels and under maritime law.
This stuff is gold. It should be its own post.
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I. AM. A. TRAVELER.
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:55 PM (aT+Bx)
This stuff is gold. It should be its own post.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
Some of you are nuclear wessels!
Posted by: Ensign Checkov at October 18, 2017 03:55 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 03:55 PM (SsblQ)
Nah, it's in reference to that hilarious Secret Service agent who would distract Michelle Obama with his laser pointer when Barry wanted some "me time".
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2017 03:55 PM (jhqr1)
1. A high IQ guy with no degree but is a successful mechanic
2. A much lower IQ guy who works at a fast food place
Both. A man who works hard and does his best at any job is a great benefit to society, no matter what job.
[oi]I'm not totally up on modern country music, but didn't Garth Brooks' rock-tinged performances predate Twain by about 10-15 years
I'm not a gigantic fan or an expert, but Garth Brooks is the real deal to me. Dwight Yoakam, Trace Atkins, there are a few out there. Not many.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:55 PM (39g3+)
Bob Wickman, Rich Garces, Terry Forster, Ray "Burger" King....
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 18, 2017 03:55 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 03:55 PM (HgMAr)
I'm on to chapter 2. I did not know we were all nautical vessels and under maritime law.
This stuff is gold. It should be its own post.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
Have you gotten to the part about someone copyrighting his/her name and every unauthorized usage is a $50,000 fine?
We've had a couple of cases with sovereign citizen defendants and the Boss will not allow me to mess with them because he's mean.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (mf5HN)
So Jane it will be a best seller among those with a weight problem? What happens if they develop bulimia though? Sue Michelle? Oh wait, would that be winning?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (QuYBP)
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Isn't that biologically impossible?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 18, 2017 03:50 PM (vg8iE)
Uh, yeah. There's a reason youhaven't ever heard of women giving birth to litters of Dalmatians.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (ZM2xo)
I want to know why this congress woman failed to notify the POTUS that she was listening in on what I'm sure PDT thought was a private conversation
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (PtOP4)
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Same here, but they live in an alternate reality.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (9tO1t)
Young men in Central and South America who want to drop out of their gangs--usually because of religious conversion--must remove their gang tattoos to show no affiliation. Many of them do this by burning off tattoos with repeated 'skin treatments' of Nair hair remover and other readily available chemical mixtures, such as lye, that burn skin.
The scarring is horrible but most who leave the gangs consider it worth it.
Posted by: troyriser at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (Fw5cQ)
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British Admiralty Law. I saw it on You Tube.
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (jxbfJ)
1. A high IQ guy with no degree but is a successful mechanic
2. A much lower IQ guy who works at a fast food place
Both. A man who works hard and does his best at any job is a great benefit to society, no matter what job.
--
You have to send one to the front lines.
Who goes?
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (aT+Bx)
Beaver, duh?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 03:50 PM (tbOMB)
The Cleaver kid?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2017 03:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 03:57 PM (QuYBP)
It is amazing what can be done with the right camera lens.
And lighting
and makeup
and camera angle
and photoshop
and backdrop
and colors
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 18, 2017 03:57 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2017 03:57 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2017 03:57 PM (/tuJf)
weight problem? What happens if they develop bulimia though? Sue
Michelle? Oh wait, would that be winning?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (QuYBP)
You should read the book's description at Amazon. Truly unbelievable. As are the 5 star reviews.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:58 PM (PY9jH)
remember: when they go low we go high. also, racist police are killing black people for no reason and if you don't want amnesty, your'e worse than hitlers!
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 03:58 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:59 PM (PY9jH)
All glamour shots, and lovey-dovey shots of Barry and Mooch.
It's gagtastic.
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Oooh...is there one with them superimposed over a brandy snifter and some sparkle effects??
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 18, 2017 03:59 PM (vg8iE)
Obama NEVER call Gen Kelly about his son ...
But Trump judiciously waits a few days ... Dems lie about what he said, yet they think this is the end for Trump.
WOW they are desperate ... prison and full disclosure of their treason cannot come soon enought. Session must go ... leaves it up to Rosenstein to investigate "Himself and the Cabal" in what already looks like coverup of treason.
But yeah Jeffy, the swamp are really nice guys ... if you hang with them long enough. Weinstein was nice ... I hear Dr. Jekyll was very sociable.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2017 03:59 PM (/aIFg)
Bob Wickman, Rich Garces, Terry Forster, Ray "Burger" King....
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 18, 2017 03:55 PM (oZ6kz)
Thank you!
Posted by: Charlie Kerfeld '86 Astros at October 18, 2017 03:59 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 04:00 PM (QuYBP)
That Benghazi?
Posted by: Marcus T
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Framing and imprisoning a guy who made a video.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2017 04:00 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2017 04:00 PM (iVOAv)
Beaver, duh?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 03:50 PM (tbOMB)
The Cleaver kid?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (493sH)
The wood gobbling fur bearer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 04:00 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Bob & Doug McKenzie at October 18, 2017 04:00 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2017 04:00 PM (7uYFy)
Who goes?
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 03:56 PM (aT+Bx)
Whichever one it is, make sure he doesn't show his buddies his girlfriend's picture.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 18, 2017 04:01 PM (baYK5)
Except that's literally MS13's motto.
Idiots everywhere.
Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2017 04:01 PM (wqVha)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 04:01 PM (NWiLs)
What if your Snark is a Boojum? Huh? What then, smart guy?
Posted by: Chuck Dodgson at October 18, 2017 04:01 PM (u0s1P)
We've had a couple of cases with sovereign citizen defendants and the Boss will not allow me to mess with them because he's mean.
I love the SovCit's stupid, "I am not John Smith, I am his representative. John Smith is my corporate entity." stupidity. So, so stupid.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2017 04:01 PM (jhqr1)
people killed for your vanity and then lying to the families? Maybe
lying to the survivors who were actually there and question your
truthfulness.
That Benghazi?
Posted by: Marcus T
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Framing and imprisoning a guy who made a video.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2017 04:00 PM (9tO1t)
Threatening survivors' careers if they speak to Congress? That Benghazi?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 04:01 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2017 04:00 PM (9tO1t)
Gigli was released in Nigeria?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2017 04:01 PM (tbOMB)
Who goes?
The one with the greatest sense of discipline, courage, and willingness.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tami
Chasing Chubby
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2017 03:57 PM (IqV8l)
.............
Chasing Pencil Dick
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 04:02 PM (HgMAr)
They need to support Baal no mater how high the insult.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2017 04:02 PM (brsgu)
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2017 04:03 PM (7HtZB)
And lighting
and makeup
and camera angle
and photoshop
and backdrop
and colors
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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See: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz cover shot, Vogue Magazine. After that, anything is believable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2017 04:03 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 18, 2017 04:03 PM (vg8iE)
I'm not a gigantic fan or an expert, but Garth Brooks is the real deal to me. Dwight Yoakam, Trace Atkins, there are a few out there. Not many.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:55 PM (39g3+)
Fair 'nuff. Like I said, I'm not a big country music guy (although I'm always willing to listen to Junior Brown). Only mentioned Garth because I'd vaguely remembered some grumbling from those days.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 04:03 PM (veoSD)
John Kruk always looked like he was about to stroll out to the mound with a cigarette hanging out of the corner of his mouth and a beer in his hand which he would put down on the mound before 1 2 3 strikes you're out.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2017 04:04 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 04:04 PM (mcI77)
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That's not hardly batshit insane at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 04:04 PM (Nwg0u)
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Some?
Posted by: Chris Gaines at October 18, 2017 04:04 PM (vg8iE)
Bartolo Colon. Did a great job for the Mets from 2014 through 2016.
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 18, 2017 04:04 PM (qAxSt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 18, 2017 04:04 PM (KP5rU)
Then God help us all, for we will meet Him soon.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2017 04:05 PM (jhqr1)
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you know it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.
It's sad that I know that by heart...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 04:05 PM (tRaq7)
much more there
http://tinyurl.com/y7gry7j2
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2017 04:06 PM (/aIFg)
Today's country music is music for white people to drink beer by, and a direct line of descent from '80's hair metal can be drawn. Remember Poison's cheesball "Every Rose Has it's Thorn?" That is today's country music.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2017 04:06 PM (7uYFy)
359 Only mentioned Garth because I'd vaguely remembered some grumbling from those days.
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Some?
Posted by: Chris Gaines at October 18, 2017 04:04 PM (vg8iE)
Hell, I was talking about BEFORE your emo ass came along.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 04:06 PM (veoSD)
except he played 1st base
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 18, 2017 04:06 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2017 04:07 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 04:07 PM (suO/a)
Every MLB team should be forced to carry a fat pitcher;
Bartolo Colon. Did a great job for the Mets from 2014 through 2016.
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 18, 2017 04:04 PM (qAxSt)
Obligatory Bartolo Colon hits a home run:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVFsq9FQBlc
I think it was StatsCast that said this was the fifth slowest time around the bases after a home run ever but, to be fair, we think he's running full tilt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2017 04:07 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2017 04:04 PM (mf5HN)
That '93 Phillies team had Lazy Boys brought into the dugout. So awesome.
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2017 04:07 PM (7HtZB)
Yeah its the In Living Color jailhouse lawyer version of constitutional rights. It makes real concerns look bad.
We wuz kangs!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 18, 2017 04:06 PM (vmsda)
You shut your whore mouth.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 03:52 PM (veoSD)
___
Lies from haters!
Posted by: Chris Gaines at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (ppBhU)
>>It's sad that I know that by heart...
How have I never know this stuff? I feel like I've been reborn.
Did you know that the real Jews are black, latinos and indians (feather not dot)?
It's true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPLP8B5G3-I
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (7uYFy)
I'll take Constable Benton Fraser and Red Green.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth
You got me and Andy Canuck. Don't be greedy.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (L6jpn)
Feel free to go here and post glowing reviews!
http://tinyurl.com/ycctusu2
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 04:09 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 04:09 PM (QuYBP)
...........
Her name is not Dana by any chance?
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 04:09 PM (HgMAr)
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Actually, no, I don't. Curiously, I feel no regret.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2017 04:09 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (iVOAv)
I believe she said she was from Altair-6. Or -7. I forget.
Posted by: troyriser at October 18, 2017 04:10 PM (Fw5cQ)
All glamour shots, and lovey-dovey shots of Barry and Mooch.
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SCHWING!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 04:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: William Eaton at October 18, 2017 04:10 PM (MuTTO)
You should read the book's description at Amazon. Truly unbelievable. As are the 5 star reviews.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 03:58 PM (PY9jH)
And if a bunch of sarcastic right-wingers were to nonchalantly go over to Amazon and post a bunch of 5 star reviews that were so gushing in praise that they would make a diabetic stroke out, I wonder if Bezos' minions would notice?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 04:10 PM (veoSD)
Thank you all, going to really miss that kitten but she is in a better place now.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 04:10 PM (QuYBP)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 18, 2017 04:10 PM (oZ6kz)
It's true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPLP8B5G3-I
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (/tuJf)
Let me know when you end up in the Flat Earth part of YouTube.
I wound up there some mysterious way (cryptozoology stuff koff) and oh. Oh my stars and garters. Oh my good gracious those people are loony tunes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2017 04:10 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Country music started dying after Urban Cowboy.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2017 04:11 PM (ksPsw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (iVOAv)
Florida, of course.
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2017 04:11 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2017 04:03 PM (9tO1t)
You are so right.
Posted by: The Imran bro who porked her at October 18, 2017 04:11 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: The Irish at October 18, 2017 04:11 PM (WZG6Y)
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She pklls well on Mars.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 04:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Today's country music is music for white people to drink beer by, and a direct line of descent from '80's hair metal can be drawn. Remember Poison's cheesball "Every Rose Has it's Thorn?" That is today's country music.
++++++++++++
see also Poisons something to believe in. And some later bon jovi (by that I mean early 90s)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 04:11 PM (RDd1I)
...........
Her name is not Dana by any chance?
"I can have all your babies at the same time!"
- Ron White's dog when he's stoned
Ron White, not the dog.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 04:12 PM (tRaq7)
Eisenreich is still wandering around town randomly yelling "Shit..Fuck!!"
or maybe thats the Tourett's
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 18, 2017 04:12 PM (vmsda)
http://tinyurl.com/ycctusu2
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 04:09 PM (PY9jH)
.............
Chasing Light: ONE customer review
By Elizabeth "We did not deserve her"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 04:12 PM (HgMAr)
I had no idea how unwoke I am. I am learning good now.
I think I wet myself I'm laughing so hard.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2017 04:12 PM (/tuJf)
Today's country music is music for white people to drink beer by, and a direct line of descent from '80's hair metal can be drawn. Remember Poison's cheesball "Every Rose Has it's Thorn?" That is today's country music.
++++++++++
mike judge has a show now about the old school CW singers out there. pretty fun, them rednex were badass
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 04:13 PM (RDd1I)
Thank you all, going to really miss that kitten but she is in a better place now.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2017 04:10 PM (QuYBP)
Huge hugs. So very, very sorry about your little baby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 18, 2017 04:13 PM (PY9jH)
Country music started dying after Urban Cowboy.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2017 04:11 PM (ksPsw)
Country music died when most of it's classic artists died
Posted by: The Imran bro who porked her at October 18, 2017 04:13 PM (7uYFy)
Then he'd hit 330 with 20 home runs and steal 30 bases while you're laughing. The guy was amazing, and he's still hilarious today.
It was amazing, at the same time Kruk played, Will Clark was on the Giants. Clark was a great player, got tons of respect, was held up as a baseball god... they both had pretty much identical stats. but Will the Thrill looked like an actor and Kruk looked like a fan on the sofa. Clark was a really great player, but wrapped a bit too tight.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 04:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (iVOAv)
Florida, of course.
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2017 04:11 PM (7HtZB)
JUPITER, Florida...
There's actually quite a good episode of "Frasier" where he endorses a candidate who tells him in confidence of a close encounter, with predictable yet hilarious results.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: David at October 18, 2017 04:14 PM (WZG6Y)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2017 04:14 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2017 04:09 PM (9tO1t)
Well of you heard it on a modern country radio station, it would fit right in and you wouldn't even notice....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2017 04:15 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 03:44 PM (39g3+)
I agree. But maybe the audience for country music changed. Maybe it's no longer truckers and shit knickers who listen to country these days. I don't care for today's country. If I want to hear '70's and '80's rock, I'll listen to '70's and '80's rock. Because that's what today's country is.
Posted by: JoeF.
Good lord Joe, get your ears checked. And 70's and 80's rock don't belong in the same sentence, with each other.
There's lots to choose from in country, it's not all the same. I can't stand most of it, and it's not because it sounds like classic rock.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 18, 2017 04:15 PM (L6jpn)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 18, 2017 04:15 PM (dqdMO)
.............
Fatty and Skinny, laying in bed
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 04:15 PM (HgMAr)
OT:
Good-ish news in the sidebar about the Lamar Alexander/Patty Murray effort to keep Obamacare alive and killing us.
Yay.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2017 04:15 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2017 04:08 PM (iVOAv)
Infinite possibilities?
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 04:16 PM (suO/a)
There's actually quite a good episode of "Frasier" where he endorses a candidate who tells him in confidence of a close encounter, with predictable yet hilarious results.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw)
That's nothing compared to Neptune, New Jersey
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2017 04:16 PM (7uYFy)
:::shifty eyes, adjusts glasses:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Push It If You Want at October 18, 2017 04:16 PM (844Jt)
That's nothing compared to Neptune, New Jersey
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2017 04:16 PM (7uYFy)
Mianus, Connecticut. Oh, wait a second...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2017 04:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 04:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2017 04:17 PM (IqV8l)
Zombie Vaughn Monroe is gonna get you for that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2017 04:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: David
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I don't like where this is headed...
Posted by: Uriah at October 18, 2017 04:18 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2017 04:18 PM (IqV8l)
Horde. Horde. *hands all over the place*
I had to leave the office for an hour and fifteen minutes today to go to a meeting at the rehab place for Dad (he's doing great, it was a care plan review) Boss was the only one here because co-worker is out today.
Someone came in during that time and left documents on a ledge, I know which one she means. I know this because she called.
I CAN'T FIND THEM. ANYWHERE. POOF THEY ARE GONE!
*hands more*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2017 04:18 PM (mf5HN)
Just because your character can die during generation... and the extended hexadecimal stats... and the need for a scientific calculator for some parts of the rules...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 18, 2017 04:18 PM (03pm9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2017 04:18 PM (iVOAv)
No I get what he's saying. He's not saying its the same music, he's saying that it fills the same cultural niche. Its the same kinda use to fans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)
There's lots to choose from in country, it's not all the same. I can't stand most of it, and it's not because it sounds like classic rock.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 18, 2017 04:15 PM (L6jpn)
You're wrong. When I say "classic rock" , I should have clarified that I didn't mean Zeppelin or Hendrix or any of that. But '70's rock radio was loaded with stuff like the Eagles, America, Firefall, The Belamy Brothers etc. and the '80's had those power ballads like the ones by Poison and a few others whose names escape me.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2017 04:19 PM (7uYFy)
John Kruk always looked like he was about to stroll out to the mound with a cigarette hanging out of the corner of his mouth and a beer in his hand which he would put down on the mound before 1 2 3 strikes you're out.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2017 04:04 PM
Storming Gorman Thomas had the same look. And Pete Vuckovich , who used to own a bar here in Milwaukee. And not a yuppie fern bar. A shot and a beer corner bar in a blue corner area.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 18, 2017 04:19 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Hank, Patsy Kline, Cash on a good day. Merle. Waylan. Tammy and Lorretta.
Jason Aldean, Florida Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, LOCASH can all eat a bag of dicks. Especially Luke Bryan. THAT guy.... sucks.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2017 04:19 PM (8XRCm)
http://tinyurl.com/ycctusu2
You don't suppose Amazon is editing the reviews? Nah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Probably not. Great book. We highly recommend it.
Posted by: Amalgameted Beards and Wookies Local 86 at October 18, 2017 04:20 PM (2cuLk)
OT:
Good-ish news in the sidebar about the Lamar Alexander/Patty Murray effort to keep Obamacare alive and killing us.
Yay.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2017 04:15 PM (mbhDw)
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Apparently killed by Paul Ryan saying some mean things about it.
Maybe he can say some mean things about the Democratic Party?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 18, 2017 04:20 PM (0eoFj)
One of those things that isn't really funny but I couldn't stop laughing about.
Posted by: John Marston at October 18, 2017 04:21 PM (SkuXa)
NFL Commissioner Goodell: "What we're trying to do is stay out of politics. We're not looking to get into politics"
Heck of a job, Rog. One little problem: the cow is already in the cornfield. It's too late to close the barn door.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 04:21 PM (Nwg0u)
Oh sure, you go back you can find plenty. But not today. Modern country is pretty boys and girls with a cowboy hat singing pop music. I doubt many of them have even seen a horse outside a zoo.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 04:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2017 04:18 PM (iVOAv)
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Took Junior to Disney on Ice (don't judge, Dolley bought the tickets and forced me to go), and while there I saw a young black woman with a white shirt that included a red heard and "Barack + Michelle" inside it.
That's just weird, right there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 18, 2017 04:21 PM (0eoFj)
Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 18, 2017 04:21 PM (Q0dwZ)
Posted by: The media can EABOD at October 18, 2017 04:22 PM (CEU4j)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 04:21 PM (39g3+)
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I agree. "Modern" country pretty much sucks with a few rare exceptions.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2017 04:22 PM (8XRCm)
Let me know when you end up in the Flat Earth part of YouTube.
I wound up there some mysterious way (cryptozoology stuff koff) and oh. Oh my stars and garters. Oh my good gracious those people are loony tunes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2017 04:10 PM (mf5HN)
I think it's the fact that there is more than two people who believe that nonsense is what astounds me more than anything.
Not related to this topic: How are your mom and dad doing?
Posted by: moki at October 18, 2017 04:22 PM (V+V48)
One of those things that isn't really funny but I couldn't stop laughing about.
Posted by: John Marston at October 18, 2017 04:21 PM (SkuXa)
Let me guess; Only they can use the "S" word (rhymes with matzo).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2017 04:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 18, 2017 04:19 PM (ZM2xo)
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One didn't know when to take a pitch (La Lob) and the other was Cy Young winner (also bad Yankee in Major League).
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 04:24 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: David at October 18, 2017 04:14 PM (WZG6Y)
I love the horde. Bible jokes are legit.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2017 04:24 PM (jhqr1)
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The fat pitcher was Denny McClain (I think) from the tigers.
Posted by: simplemind at October 18, 2017 04:24 PM (GD+q/)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2017 04:24 PM (/qEW2)
triceratops hunter Joyce Carol Oates responded to a banner at U of
Mississippi quoting William Faulkner "Read, read, read everything" thus:
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
So funny! If Mississippians read, Faulkner would be banned.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 03:08 PM (Nwg0u)
To clarify, the banner is hanging in the wondrous Mitchell Memorial Library on the lush campus of my alma mater The Mississippi State University, not in that dump at the HQ of the Oxfart Klaven of the Klan also known as the Ole Rebel Black Shark Ackbar Miss Land Bears.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 18, 2017 04:25 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 04:21 PM (39g3+)
It's what they used to call (maybe they still do) "lifestyle" music. It's background music or the kind of music advertisers use to sell things aimed a certain demographic.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2017 04:25 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: moki at October 18, 2017 04:22 PM (V+V4
Dad is doing well and his rehab is going nicely, thank goodness.
Mommy is so so. Dad is doing well so he is back to trying to control everything. As in she went down yesterday and he had all his clothes out and said okay take me home and not hilarity ensued.
The rehab place is very nice and they assured us today that when he's released home, they will have all the in home PT scheduled and they'll make sure he has any needed equipment so she feels better now.
Thank you very much for asking.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2017 04:25 PM (mf5HN)
I agree. But maybe the audience for country music changed. Maybe it's no longer truckers and shit knickers who listen to country these days. I don't care for today's country. If I want to hear '70's and '80's rock, I'll listen to '70's and '80's rock. Because that's what today's country is.
Posted by: JoeF.
Good lord Joe, get your ears checked. And 70's and 80's rock don't belong in the same sentence, with each other.
There's lots to choose from in country, it's not all the same. I can't stand most of it, and it's not because it sounds like classic rock.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 18, 2017 04:15 PM (L6jpn)
Damn, I was just going to start to listen to some modern country too. lol. I like classic rock.
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2017 04:26 PM (7HtZB)
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No no no. That's only Trump.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 18, 2017 04:26 PM (Nwg0u)
Judicial coup status:
[X] Intact, and thriving
[ ] Other than intact, and thriving
MD fed district judge has blocked parts of the latest routine exercise of plenary presidential authority over admissions, er, "travel ban". Using the same delusional, completely unjudicial and spurious "reasoning" of all the other courts to date.
As you were, carry on.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 18, 2017 04:26 PM (QDnY+)
When I had Sat Radio, it never came off of Willie's Place.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2017 04:26 PM (ksPsw)
Two Robbins political classics for any occasion are "Ain't I Right" and "My Own Native Land"
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 04:28 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: alexthechick
So glad to hear your dad is doing better.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2017 04:28 PM (ksPsw)
Posted by: Oedipus at October 18, 2017 04:29 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2017 04:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
Sure you wouldn't prefer the knob gobbling fur trimmer?
Posted by: Aviator at October 18, 2017 04:35 PM (2cuLk)
******
well, someone in admin should be figuring out what to do about it, other than waiting for trump's appeal court judges to do their jobs.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 04:43 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at October 18, 2017 05:04 PM (azcrj)
Posted by: Soona at October 18, 2017 05:13 PM (ZAAkQ)
What if a Republican did that?
Posted by: Isophorone at October 18, 2017 05:25 PM (HbXav)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2017 03:11 PM (OD2ni)
They delay because they have to know how much to stuff the ballot box. Also, stuffing takes time. Happens every time here in MO, especially St. Louis County Supervisor elections. Looking at you, Steve Stenger. Who thinks the county actually voted in a Democrat in 2017 after Ferguson?
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 18, 2017 05:25 PM (RHjCR)
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